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09:24 <IkanBilis> hi IGA
10:30 <IGA> how are you?
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11:05 <IkanBilis> cold n cold
11:11 <IkanBilis> you
11:29 <IkanBilis> going to be a white January here
26:02 <IkanBilis> https://imgur.com/a/Vmb8V73
27:43 <IkanBilis> like my pics?
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15:00 <b1rd> Lol
15:00 <e|f> i hope you win it, bro
15:00 <e|f> :D
16:00 <b1rd> Yeah good luck cuz
16:00 <Exo> im missing 5cents to get a happy meal 
16:00 <Exo> gotta be in it to win it
16:00 <e|f> yea
16:00 <Exo> not gonna split tisk any money though 
16:00 <b1rd> I never been into gambling
16:00 <e|f> i have a ticket for saturday
16:00 <Exo> he would be dead within days if given 100k
17:00 <b1rd> That not a bad thing
17:00 <b1rd> Lol
17:00 <Exo> buying a lotto ticket is like buying a little bit of hope lol
17:00 <e|f> yup
17:00 <b1rd> Yea true
18:00 <b1rd> I've had a taste of the good life I'm quite happy with my life now
18:00 <Exo> b1rd is young, wild and free 
18:00 <b1rd> It's not that good let me tell u
18:00 <b1rd> Ye
19:00 <e|f> i wish everybody health, wealth and happiness
19:00 <e|f> what more could you want?
19:00 <Exo> winning the lotto is good if u put the money to good use 
19:00 <Exo> help those around you
19:00 <b1rd> Most ppl in australia got more than enough
20:00 <e|f> yeah, if i had unlimited amounts of money i would help all of my loved ones
20:00 <e|f> but sometimes money can't fix things
20:00 <b1rd> To be a bum in australia.. Its living like a king
20:00 <Exo> though once u do win e|f, all the long lost relatives will come out from the shadows
20:00 <e|f> lol yes
21:00 <Exo> i would open a legitimate business like a chain of brothels
21:00 <b1rd> I might get a job n a flat. Getting too fat on the street. 
21:00 <e|f> a friend of mine - her daughter's husband died recently and they have a growing family
21:00 <b1rd> Hardly legitimate 
21:00 <Exo> 13SeXo BRoTheLs
21:00 <b1rd> Lol
21:00 <e|f> where does that put her
21:00 <e|f> primary breadwinner gone
22:00 <e|f> but anyway
22:00 <e|f> brb
22:00 <lx> 1 That was a quick visit1 e|f...
22:00 <Exo> yep, there are a lot of struggling families out there 
22:00 <b1rd> K
22:00 <b1rd> Na
22:00 <Exo> don't know how people borrow like 800k from the bank to buy houses 
22:00 <b1rd> They live beyond their means
23:00 <e|f> lol yeah
23:00 <e|f> lines of credit and stuff
23:00 <b1rd> Favours corruption nepotism mate
23:00 <b1rd> Thats y the banking royal commission 
23:00 <Exo> nothing in life is sure or secure 
23:00 <e|f> nup
23:00 <b1rd> Is for me
23:00 <e|f> death and taxes maybe
23:00 <e|f> :D
23:00 <b1rd> I got a pension till i die
24:00 <b1rd> Ill never go hungry
24:00 <b1rd> My car will eventually die in like fifteen years time
24:00 <Exo> i'm sure you would survive a long time if u were on a desserted island b1rd 
24:00 <b1rd> Then ill sleep rough
24:00 <b1rd> Yes
24:00 <e|f> what if you got really ill and needed medical care?
24:00 <b1rd> I wont
24:00 <e|f> medicare wouldn't cover everything
25:00 <b1rd> I live the extreme path
25:00 <e|f> ok
25:00 <b1rd> If im conscious and breathing. No problem. 
25:00 <Exo> what if u were driving in the city and rear ended a lamborghini aventador
25:00 <b1rd> Otherwise its upto fate
25:00 <b1rd> So what
26:00 <b1rd> Civil law i dont care 
26:00 <e|f> he would just forget about the fines and stuff
26:00 <e|f> which would be a lot
26:00 <b1rd> Id drive off
26:00 <e|f> yea
26:00 <Exo> loool
26:00 <b1rd> Ye
26:00 <Exo> yeh he would speed off 
26:00 <b1rd> Yes
26:00 <e|f> car insurance is actually pretty cheap in australia if you shop around
27:00 <b1rd> If he followed me id fkn stab hi. 
27:00 <b1rd> Him
27:00 <b1rd> U dont need it
27:00 <Exo> i got australia post car insurance 
27:00 <e|f> my car insurance costs me $320 a year
27:00 <e|f> comprehensive
27:00 <b1rd> Fk that
27:00 <Exo> home and contents also important 
28:00 <b1rd> I dont believe in insurance 
28:00 <Exo> haha my biggest fear when driving is getting hit by someone like b1rd 
28:00 <b1rd> Really? 
28:00 <e|f> so if i do hit a lamborghini, i'm covered
28:00 <b1rd> I drive like a boss with my thumb
28:00 <e|f> provided i'm not drunk or on drugs
28:00 <e|f> which i wouldn't be
28:00 <e|f> :D
29:00 <b1rd> U know
29:00 <Exo> haha
29:00 <b1rd> Very few lambos
29:00 <b1rd> Very small chance hitting one mate
29:00 <Sutekh> lol.. should at least have 3rd party property insurance b1rd .. dont be a arseholee and leave the other guy hanging ;p
29:00 <b1rd> Its an irrational fear
29:00 <b1rd> Nope
29:00 <b1rd> Fuk em
29:00 <e|f> well, i was using Exo's example to add to the conversation
29:00 <Exo> small chance is still a chance 
29:00 <b1rd> I always drive into cunts
29:00 <e|f> if i hit some expensive vehicle or whatever
29:00 <e|f> :)
30:00 <b1rd> Hit a cunt other year
30:00 <b1rd> Lol
30:00 <b1rd> Like at 60km
30:00 <b1rd> Drove off
30:00 <e|f> someone hit my car in a shopping centre car park - the lady was kind enough to give me her insurance details
30:00 <e|f> fake ones
30:00 <Exo> with the growing amount of rich chinese people coming to australia
30:00 <b1rd> Got wheel alignment next day bit of a dint not bad
30:00 <Exo> it will become like dubai soon
30:00 <b1rd> Love it
30:00 <b1rd> Love road rage
30:00 <Sutekh> haha
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31:00 <b1rd> Chukin stuff at ppl while driving
31:00 <Exo> dash cams are a good investment
31:00 <b1rd> Na itd incriminate myself
31:00 <b1rd> Lol
31:00 <Sutekh> Exo, yeah they are moving in , ie: asian pacific region
31:00 <b1rd> Was doing 180km hour yesterday
31:00 <Exo> lambos are not as uncommon in the city as u think 
31:00 <b1rd> Umm
32:00 <b1rd> I stay im city
32:00 <e|f> yeah, the asian influence in newcastle is here already
32:00 <b1rd> They arent common
32:00 <b1rd> Very few mate
32:00 <Exo> b1rd doing 180km on the freeway and complaining about speedbumps
32:00 <Sutekh> lol
32:00 <b1rd> Ye
32:00 <e|f> anyway
32:00 <e|f> i would choose a ferrari over a lambo
32:00 <b1rd> Asians with old money dont buy posh cars
32:00 <Exo> lambo drove past me the other day and im 20ks from the cbd
33:00 <Sutekh> haha yuppies
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33:00 <b1rd> Im in city everyday rarely see supercars
33:00 <Exo> https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/chinese-student-busted-speeding-at-208km-h/ar-AAwFoD3
33:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] set mode: +o Cath^
33:00 <Sutekh> Hi Catherine :D
33:00 <Exo> morning Cathay^ :)
34:00 <Cath^> morning Sutekh and Exo
34:00 <damian> CaTHeTer^
34:00 <Exo> Hang Shu only had the keys to his bright yellow supercar for four days before he was caught driving at 208km/h in an 80km/h zone along Syd Einfeld Drive at Bondi Junction.
34:00 <Exo> Police dashcam vision obtained exclusively by 9NEWS shows the $400,000 car flash past them on the busy suburban road before police start their pursuit.
34:00 <b1rd> I had fun play with a few supercars when had my yamaha r1
34:00 <Cath^> looking fine e|f
34:00 <b1rd> Gets blood pumping
34:00 <Cath^> hi damian
34:00 <b1rd> Yea
34:00 <damian> howsit
34:00 <Sutekh> wtf, 208kph
34:00 <b1rd> U can give elderly drivers a heart attack
34:00 <b1rd> By hammering past em
34:00 <Exo> When the vehicle is stopped, police speak to the 27-year-old driver who was given the Lamborghini as a wedding gift. Shu’s father bought him the car while he studies in Australia. He was driving on a foreign licence when he was pulled over.
35:00 <b1rd> 208 not fast
35:00 <Exo> rich communist bastards
35:00 <Exo> haha
35:00 <Cath^> good thanks, how's you damo?
35:00 <Sutekh> b1rd, in a 80 zone it is ;p
35:00 <b1rd> 320 starting to move
35:00 <b1rd> Yea lol
35:00 <damian> yeah pretty good
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35:00 <damian> just at work slacking off
35:00 <Cath^> lol
35:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] set mode: +o HellFury
35:00 <e|f> sup damian
35:00 <b1rd> Yea few chongies got money
35:00 <Exo> b1rd can your toyota tarago reach 320 ?
36:00 <Cath^> some people have to work ;p
36:00 <Exo> morning HellFury
36:00 <Cath^> hi HellFury
36:00 <b1rd> 200
36:00 <HellFury> morning cath and Exo
36:00 <Exo> SiF work during the holiday season 
36:00 <b1rd> Yea fk that lol
36:00 <b1rd> Sif work at all lol
37:00 <b1rd> Brb chuk quik piss maybe make noodles
37:00 <lx> 1 We'll still be here1 b1rd...
37:00 <b1rd> I naked 
37:00 <Sutekh> b1rd should be enlisted into the armed forces
37:00 <b1rd> Lol yeah right
37:00 <e|f> too old, Sutekh
37:00 <b1rd> I too old anyway
37:00 <e|f> cut off is probably 35
38:00 <b1rd> Yup
38:00 <b1rd> It pretty mild atm
38:00 <Sutekh> haha, could fiund a job for u, even if its doing laundry ;p
38:00 <b1rd> I got cloud cover which is good
38:00 <b1rd> I dont need a job
38:00 <Sutekh> serve ur country :D
38:00 <b1rd> What would i do with so much extra money? 
38:00 <Cath^> b1rd i have a job for you
38:00 <b1rd> Ok cath
39:00 <Cath^> learn how to FOREPLAY
39:00 <b1rd> I dont want to get fat sutekh
39:00 <b1rd> I can foreplay ask lumeah
39:00 <Exo> you could take a sheila on a nice dinner and she wouldn't have to pay for you both
39:00 <Cath^> you have left a trail of women unsatisfied i hear
39:00 <b1rd> Spent long time lickin her vadge
39:00 <Sutekh> haha b1rd...
39:00 <b1rd> No
39:00 <b1rd> Im a great root
40:00 <b1rd> Lol
40:00 <Sutekh> we will convert u yet
40:00 <Sutekh> just takes time
40:00 <b1rd> Into wat? Lesbian? 
40:00 <Cath^> no vadge of honour there
40:00 <e|f> lol
40:00 <b1rd> Yea i a good root tho
40:00 <Sutekh> b1rd, a productive citizen ;p
40:00 <b1rd> Producing what
40:00 <Exo> well b1rd can root 20 times in a row apparently 
41:00 <b1rd> Wen was 22 yea
41:00 <Cath^> 'nah i'm a great root..just ask me' lol
41:00 <Cath^> yeah right b1rd
41:00 <b1rd> Now like 3 - 5 times
41:00 <Exo> haha
41:00 <Cath^> don't make me poll that
41:00 <e|f> lolllllllll
41:00 <b1rd> Only one way to find out cath :) 
42:00 <Cath^> i shall not yield! i have seen the merchandise :/
42:00 <b1rd> Guaranteed satisfaction
42:00 <Cath^> there is no mystery between us now :/
42:00 <b1rd> Lol
42:00 <Sutekh> unless u got huge forearms forget it b1rd
42:00 <b1rd> I does
43:00 <Exo> haha
43:00 <Exo> how many pushups can u do b1rd
43:00 <Cath^> remember i have seen them...whilst nice you are no Jason Momoa
43:00 <b1rd> About fifty
43:00 <b1rd> Who that
43:00 <Exo> i meant consecutively 
43:00 <Exo> lool
43:00 <Cath^> sigh
43:00 <b1rd> Yes fifty
44:00 <Exo> proper form?
44:00 <b1rd> My name jason tho
44:00 <e|f> jason momoa sounds like a football player
44:00 <e|f> maybe an islander
44:00 <Cath^> eek!
44:00 <b1rd> Bare knuckle on gravel? 
44:00 <b1rd> Yes
46:00 <Exo> that;s pretty hardcore 
46:00 <b1rd> Ye
46:00 <b1rd> Used to do 500
46:00 <Cath^> to many jasons in my life already sheesh
46:00 <b1rd> Lol
46:00 <Exo> how about jason derulo
46:00 <Cath^> lol
46:00 <b1rd> Pornstars?
46:00 <Cath^> i don't know any pornstars
46:00 <b1rd> K
46:00 <HellFury> my baaaaccccck
46:00 <HellFury> ;/
46:00 <Cath^> my crack
46:00 <HellFury> arthritis is going nuts
46:00 <Cath^> like my hmm just like that
46:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
47:00 <b1rd> K really gunna cook noodle now
47:00 <e|f> i can't think of anyone named jason
47:00 <HellFury> nah they don't work
47:00 <HellFury> i'll ring quack and see if i can get in
49:00 <HellFury> which crack cath ass crack twat crack mouth crack?
49:00 <Cath^> oops
49:00 <HellFury> lol
49:00 <Cath^> lol fat fingers
49:00 <Cath^> fisiocrem
49:00 <Cath^> i need some now
49:00 <Cath^> oi
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49:00 <Cath^> it doesn't wooble
49:00 <Exo> does it wobble like jelly
49:00 <Cath^> try it and see
50:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oGUHRXT-wA
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jason Derulo - It Girl (Official Video) (Aug 15, 2011) Length: 3:34 - Category: Music - 102,411,514 views - 481,971 likes (98%), 9,885 dislikes (2%)
50:00 <Exo> loool
50:00 <Sutekh> Cath knows all about creams and jellies etc..
50:00 <Cath^> you like?
50:00 <Sutekh> haha
51:00 <Sutekh> wtf
51:00 <Cath^> is that a no?
51:00 <Exo> which creams go good on food and which goes good on human skin
51:00 <Sutekh> yeah
52:00 <Exo> and will ice magic work
52:00 <Cath^> your eyes were glued on there Sutekh..don't deny it
53:00 <HellFury> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbXvaE39wM
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wilson Phillips - Hold On (Mar 12, 2009) Length: 3:41 - Category: Music - 40,340,570 views - 190,252 likes (96%), 8,012 dislikes (4%)
53:00 <Sutekh> i think we are talking about different uses.. im talking about medical uses and food as Exo suggested
53:00 <HellFury> :| stuck in my head
53:00 <Exo> https://preview.redd.it/4cm4z51ckczy.jpg?width=480&s=1c5bd94bdd8703d8745afc43423bca35d846e7b9
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13:26 <+Exo> top of the morning ladies and gents
15:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hii
16:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Just did a poo took 44 mins
16:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Was piled out of water
17:32 <b1rd> Hii
17:39 <b1rd> Exo
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19:58 <+Exo> mornin b1rd and ross da toss
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20:30 <b1rd> Mornin brew
20:58 <+Exo> having a green tea latte
21:04 <+Exo> what's the plans 4 the day
21:05 <b1rd> Nice
21:22 <b1rd> Wait for sunburn get better
22:06 <+Exo> will need to stay in the shade
22:10 <+Exo> another hot one today
22:22 <b1rd> Ye i stay in car
22:42 <b1rd> I dont mind heat but sunburn on hips bum hurts
22:56 <b1rd> Elsewhere no problem
23:21 <+Exo> lol how come only sunburn on the arse
23:31 <+Exo> did you sleep on your stomach last night
23:47 <b1rd> Went nude beach
23:53 <b1rd> Thighs too
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24:03 <b1rd> Yea bit on stomach
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26:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hii
26:43 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o e|f
27:18 <+Exo> morning e|f
27:26 <+Exo> ross the toSssSSsS
27:37 <e|f> morning Exo
27:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U shut up
28:28 <e|f> lol
29:29 <+Exo> pong woke up on the wrong side of the bed dis mornin
29:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No
29:43 <e|f> gonna make a coffee
29:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hungery
29:44 <damian> morning y'all
29:46 <e|f> back in a bit
29:51 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Damien
29:57 <damian> ping
29:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> We’re is tozza
30:02 <+Exo> mornin damo
30:06 <damian> no idea, probably sexing it up with ibiza
30:14 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> They bum
30:14 * Exo hands e|f a stella
30:21 <damian> how's your music going Exo?
30:37 <+Exo> what music dam?
31:00 <damian> shoutcast?!
31:22 <+Exo> oh, its all in working order mate
31:26 <+Exo> waiting for the board for approval
31:37 <damian> lol. board?
32:01 * Exo slaps gremlinz around a bit with a large trout
32:06 <damian> ahh yeah
32:11 <damian> what impact do you think it would have on here?
32:22 <damian> or rather, how do you plan on incorporating it into here
33:06 <b1rd> Hiya elf
33:14 <e|f> sup
33:40 <b1rd> Porn
33:42 <+Exo> pretty basic stuff, will play music from specific playlist. Will get playlist from different people who wants to submit and play it
33:54 <+Exo> people can just hop on and tune on share their stuff
34:19 <damian> how much of it will relay / be done by irc?
34:23 <+Exo> perhaps do some live radio broadcasting for anyone who has had some experience
34:29 <e|f> porn?
34:39 <+Exo> be happy to give u a demonstration
34:43 <b1rd> Ye i viewing porn
34:49 <e|f> lol ok
34:51 <e|f> enjoy
35:03 <damian> yeah
35:12 <b1rd> Ye finished now
35:18 <damian> i mean, i know how shoutcast works, that's all good. i was just wondering what you were bringing in here
35:28 <damian> zaim used to do a heap of shoutcast back in the day and publish all of the listings on irc
35:56 <b1rd> Net radio mostly crap
36:13 <b1rd> No good songs
37:07 <+Exo> yeh we got a few people which have done it and might alternate days for those who want to go live
37:21 <b1rd> K
37:51 <+Exo> so basically people can submit their own playlist which i will play a different times
37:58 <+Exo> like damians playlist / e|fs playlist
37:59 <b1rd> Ok
38:49 <b1rd> No tisk please
39:03 <+Exo> tisk playlist for sure
39:20 <+Exo> but will have 0 listeners
40:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Exo call b1rd
41:11 <b1rd> Ye
42:47 <e|f> sounds cool
44:26 <b1rd> Ye
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49:03 * Exo whips b1rd around with a hotdog in batter
52:25 <b1rd> Llol
52:29 <b1rd> Yum
53:07 <+Exo> had some oats with chia seeds and almond milk
53:18 <+Exo> need to take a pic for instagram b4 chowing down
53:29 <b1rd> Nice bro
53:32 <+Exo> hash tags #healthyhabbits
53:40 <e|f> lol
53:40 <+Exo> yeh mate, i got it made now
53:43 <+Exo> moving up in life
53:55 <b1rd> Sweet
54:06 <e|f> Exo is an internet superstar!
54:24 <b1rd> Ye lol
54:30 <+Exo> my 4 followers will definitely agree with that statement
54:31 <b1rd> He a gangsta
54:34 <e|f> <3
54:49 <+Exo> ;D
55:08 <+Exo> sadly, tisk has more people subscribed to his youtube channel
55:33 <b1rd> Ye only dealers
55:41 <+Exo> dealers and shadsam
55:47 <b1rd> Who wanna make big dollars off him
55:48 <+Exo> and maybe kuniva
55:57 <b1rd> Thats it
56:18 <b1rd> Its a parasitic lifestyle
56:48 <b1rd> U surrounded by ppl if u got something they want then nekk minnut they gone
56:52 <+Exo> kuniva still sniffing mens undies
56:58 <b1rd> Ye
57:07 <+Exo> that's just life b1rd
57:25 <b1rd> No
57:33 <b1rd> Its life as a junky
58:06 <+Exo> not many people will become your friends if you don't have materialistic things
58:32 <b1rd> I don't want those friends
58:44 <b1rd> They are scabs
59:00 <+Exo> yep
59:15 <+Exo> when you have nothing or hit rock bottom it will show who your true friends are
59:15 <e|f> yep, some people befriend you for something you have or they perceive you have. and once that's gone, then, a lot of those people are too
59:28 <b1rd> Yep
00:05 <e|f> marriage split up is a good one to test that
00:18 <b1rd> Not everyone is like that, but these ppl are rare
00:25 <e|f> yea
01:04 <+Exo> genuine mates can be hard to find
01:05 <b1rd> Ye they want ur bitch
01:20 <b1rd> Pretty common
01:34 <b1rd> Indeed
02:55 <+Exo> i ran into one of those situations before
03:07 <b1rd> ?
03:17 <+Exo> my best mate from highschool
03:24 <+Exo> we didnt talk or interact much after hs
03:36 <b1rd> Ye
03:40 <+Exo> he got bunch of new mates and got very close to them
03:52 <b1rd> As u do
03:54 <+Exo> about 2 years after we rarely spoke he messaged me to assitance
04:02 <+Exo> for assistance*
04:15 <+Exo> said he lost his job had no place and was living on the street
04:25 <+Exo> reached out to me
04:26 <b1rd> Poor me!
04:46 <+Exo> but i did help him financially and let him crash at my place for awhile until he got back on his feet
04:58 <+Exo> all his so called mates he had before
05:03 <+Exo> none would help him during that time
05:08 <b1rd> Yep
05:11 <e|f> yeah, Exo is a nice guy :)
05:14 <Sutekh> haha false friends
05:18 <b1rd> Yea he is
05:25 <+Exo> yeh i would see from his fb
05:29 <+Exo> every week he be partying up
05:39 <+Exo> with a group of them like 10-20 blokes
05:55 <+Exo> and they all turned their back on him when he hit rock bottom
06:00 <b1rd> Yep
06:02 <Sutekh> when u have money and a good job etc, get alot of fake friends
06:10 <+Exo> it is a cold world ain't it
06:12 <b1rd> Of course
06:14 <e|f> yep, "hangers-on"
06:23 <b1rd> It is
06:50 <e|f> imagine people who are in the public eye and who have a lot of fame and money
06:59 <e|f> it would be very difficult to find good friends
07:03 <e|f> for them
07:22 <Sutekh> when u got nothing to offer they fuck u off like garbage
07:26 <+Exo> yep
07:31 <e|f> yup
07:31 <b1rd> I not gunna feel empathy for spoilt ppl
08:03 <+Exo> people with a lot of money will find it hard to find real friends or even start a relationship cause they will be suspicious of those around them
08:06 <b1rd> Yea i know this and always have since the age of 21
08:12 <+Exo> doesn't just apply to friends but family can also be that way
08:36 <Sutekh> yeah
08:43 <b1rd> Yea ive had family sneak into my life fk it up
09:00 <b1rd> Only motive i think. Envy
09:24 <Sutekh> thats why b1rd should respect us, we offer him friendship even tho he is a dole bludger living in a van ;p
09:31 <e|f> lol
09:42 <+Exo> haha
09:45 <b1rd> I dont know if i consider irc ppl friends
09:52 <b1rd> I like u and all
09:59 <+Exo> we are one big irc family
10:18 <b1rd> Yes
10:42 <+Exo> if i win tattslotto 30mil on saturday
10:46 <+Exo> i am giving u all 100k each
10:58 <e|f> lol thx
11:03 <e|f> invest the rest :)
11:15 <Sutekh> thanks, ill spend it on sex dolls etc
11:20 <+Exo> chicks cars cash clubbing the 4 C's
11:39 <b1rd> Sounds depressing
12:10 <+Exo> no one won powerball last night
12:51 <+Exo> i hit 4 division 9s
12:58 <+Exo> split with a syndicate of 10 people
13:08 <+Exo> made back $5.25c
13:10 <+Exo> woohoo!!
13:14 <b1rd> Lol
13:21 <e|f> i hope you win it, bro
13:23 <e|f> :D
13:43 <b1rd> Yeah good luck cuz
13:45 <+Exo> im missing 5cents to get a happy meal
13:59 <+Exo> gotta be in it to win it
14:10 <e|f> yea
14:22 <+Exo> not gonna split tisk any money though
14:24 <b1rd> I never been into gambling
14:32 <e|f> i have a ticket for saturday
14:33 <+Exo> he would be dead within days if given 100k
14:51 <b1rd> That not a bad thing
15:00 <b1rd> Lol
15:13 <+Exo> buying a lotto ticket is like buying a little bit of hope lol
15:22 <e|f> yup
15:22 <b1rd> Yea true
15:55 <b1rd> I've had a taste of the good life I'm quite happy with my life now
16:08 <+Exo> b1rd is young, wild and free
16:13 <b1rd> It's not that good let me tell u
16:18 <b1rd> Ye
16:49 <e|f> i wish everybody health, wealth and happiness
16:54 <e|f> what more could you want?
16:57 <+Exo> winning the lotto is good if u put the money to good use
17:03 <+Exo> help those around you
17:31 <b1rd> Most ppl in australia got more than enough
17:34 <e|f> yeah, if i had unlimited amounts of money i would help all of my loved ones
17:41 <e|f> but sometimes money can't fix things
18:23 <b1rd> To be a bum in australia.. Its living like a king
18:23 <+Exo> though once u do win e|f, all the long lost relatives will come out from the shadows
18:30 <e|f> lol yes
18:48 <+Exo> i would open a legitimate business like a chain of brothels
18:53 <b1rd> I might get a job n a flat. Getting too fat on the street.
19:10 <e|f> a friend of mine - her daughter's husband died recently and they have a growing family
19:10 <b1rd> Hardly legitimate
19:15 <+Exo> SeXo BRoTheLs
19:20 <b1rd> Lol
19:22 <e|f> where does that put her
19:30 <e|f> primary breadwinner gone
19:43 <e|f> but anyway
19:45 <e|f> brb
19:46 <lx>  That was a quick visit e|f...
19:52 <+Exo> yep, there are a lot of struggling families out there
19:52 <b1rd> K
20:05 <b1rd> Na
20:11 <+Exo> don't know how people borrow like 800k from the bank to buy houses
20:15 <b1rd> They live beyond their means
20:36 <e|f> lol yeah
20:41 <e|f> lines of credit and stuff
20:41 <b1rd> Favours corruption nepotism mate
20:56 <b1rd> Thats y the banking royal commission
21:01 <+Exo> nothing in life is sure or secure
21:08 <e|f> nup
21:16 <b1rd> Is for me
21:17 <e|f> death and taxes maybe
21:22 <e|f> :D
21:31 <b1rd> I got a pension till i die
21:40 <b1rd> Ill never go hungry
22:07 <b1rd> My car will eventually die in like fifteen years time
22:08 <+Exo> i'm sure you would survive a long time if u were on a desserted island b1rd
22:15 <b1rd> Then ill sleep rough
22:20 <b1rd> Yes
22:22 <e|f> what if you got really ill and needed medical care?
22:28 <b1rd> I wont
22:32 <e|f> medicare wouldn't cover everything
22:42 <b1rd> I live the extreme path
22:54 <e|f> ok
23:02 <b1rd> If im conscious and breathing. No problem.
23:11 <+Exo> what if u were driving in the city and rear ended a lamborghini aventador
23:14 <b1rd> Otherwise its upto fate
23:28 <b1rd> So what
23:35 <b1rd> Civil law i dont care
23:52 <e|f> he would just forget about the fines and stuff
23:56 <e|f> which would be a lot
23:58 <b1rd> Id drive off
24:01 <e|f> yea
24:02 <+Exo> loool
24:05 <b1rd> Ye
24:08 <+Exo> yeh he would speed off
24:12 <b1rd> Yes
24:30 <e|f> car insurance is actually pretty cheap in australia if you shop around
24:33 <b1rd> If he followed me id fkn stab hi.
24:34 <b1rd> Him
24:51 <b1rd> U dont need it
24:52 <+Exo> i got australia post car insurance
25:05 <e|f> my car insurance costs me $320 a year
25:10 <e|f> comprehensive
25:13 <b1rd> Fk that
25:15 <+Exo> home and contents also important
25:35 <b1rd> I dont believe in insurance
25:56 <+Exo> haha my biggest fear when driving is getting hit by someone like b1rd
26:04 <b1rd> Really?
26:13 <e|f> so if i do hit a lamborghini, i'm covered
26:19 <b1rd> I drive like a boss with my thumb
26:19 <e|f> provided i'm not drunk or on drugs
26:27 <e|f> which i wouldn't be
26:30 <e|f> :D
26:39 <b1rd> U know
26:40 <+Exo> haha
26:44 <b1rd> Very few lambos
26:54 <b1rd> Very small chance hitting one mate
27:00 <Sutekh> lol.. should at least have 3rd party property insurance b1rd .. dont be a arseholee and leave the other guy hanging ;p
27:01 <b1rd> Its an irrational fear
27:06 <b1rd> Nope
27:12 <b1rd> Fuk em
27:18 <e|f> well, i was using Exo's example to add to the conversation
27:23 <+Exo> small chance is still a chance
27:23 <b1rd> I always drive into cunts
27:27 <e|f> if i hit some expensive vehicle or whatever
27:30 <e|f> :)
27:34 <b1rd> Hit a cunt other year
27:35 <b1rd> Lol
27:42 <b1rd> Like at 60km
27:46 <b1rd> Drove off
27:56 <e|f> someone hit my car in a shopping centre car park - the lady was kind enough to give me her insurance details
27:58 <e|f> fake ones
28:01 * e|f laughs
28:01 <+Exo> with the growing amount of rich chinese people coming to australia
28:02 <b1rd> Got wheel alignment next day bit of a dint not bad
28:07 <+Exo> it will become like dubai soon
28:14 <b1rd> Love it
28:22 <b1rd> Love road rage
28:30 <Sutekh> haha
28:34 <b1rd> Chukin stuff at ppl while driving
28:45 <+Exo> dash cams are a good investment
28:57 <b1rd> Na itd incriminate myself
29:02 <b1rd> Lol
29:02 <Sutekh> Exo, yeah they are moving in , ie: asian pacific region
29:16 <b1rd> Was doing 180km hour yesterday
29:24 <+Exo> lambos are not as uncommon in the city as u think
29:30 <b1rd> Umm
29:35 <b1rd> I stay im city
29:41 <e|f> yeah, the asian influence in newcastle is here already
29:42 <b1rd> They arent common
29:50 <b1rd> Very few mate
29:51 <+Exo> b1rd doing 180km on the freeway and complaining about speedbumps
29:59 <Sutekh> lol
29:59 <b1rd> Ye
30:17 <e|f> anyway
30:24 <e|f> i would choose a ferrari over a lambo
30:25 <b1rd> Asians with old money dont buy posh cars
30:27 <+Exo> lambo drove past me the other day and im 20ks from the cbd
30:55 <Sutekh> haha yuppies
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30:57 <b1rd> Im in city everyday rarely see supercars
30:59 <+Exo> https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/chinese-student-busted-speeding-at-208km-h/ar-AAwFoD3
31:07 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
31:07 <Sutekh> Hi Catherine :D
31:09 <+Exo> morning Cathay^ :)
31:32 * e|f flexes his forearms
31:34 <Cath^> morning Sutekh and Exo
31:34 <damian> CaTHeTer^
31:36 <+Exo> Hang Shu only had the keys to his bright yellow supercar for four days before he was caught driving at 208km/h in an 80km/h zone along Syd Einfeld Drive at Bondi Junction.
31:36 <+Exo> Police dashcam vision obtained exclusively by 9NEWS shows the $400,000 car flash past them on the busy suburban road before police start their pursuit.
31:46 <b1rd> I had fun play with a few supercars when had my yamaha r1
31:51 <Cath^> looking fine e|f
31:52 <b1rd> Gets blood pumping
32:03 <Cath^> hi damian
32:05 <b1rd> Yea
32:10 <damian> howsit
32:11 <Sutekh> wtf, 208kph
32:18 <b1rd> U can give elderly drivers a heart attack
32:27 <b1rd> By hammering past em
32:27 <+Exo> When the vehicle is stopped, police speak to the 27-year-old driver who was given the Lamborghini as a wedding gift. Shu’s father bought him the car while he studies in Australia. He was driving on a foreign licence when he was pulled over.
32:40 <b1rd> 208 not fast
32:43 <+Exo> rich communist bastards
32:44 <+Exo> haha
32:49 <Cath^> good thanks, how's you damo?
32:53 <Sutekh> b1rd, in a 80 zone it is ;p
32:55 <b1rd> 320 starting to move
32:58 <b1rd> Yea lol
33:05 <damian> yeah pretty good
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33:10 <damian> just at work slacking off
33:15 <Cath^> lol
33:19 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o HellFury
33:22 <e|f> sup damian
33:27 <b1rd> Yea few chongies got money
33:29 <+Exo> b1rd can your toyota tarago reach 320 ?
33:33 <Cath^> some people have to work ;p
33:38 <+Exo> morning HellFury
33:44 <Cath^> hi HellFury
33:45 <b1rd> 200
34:00 <HellFury> morning cath and Exo
34:05 <+Exo> SiF work during the holiday season
34:12 <b1rd> Yea fk that lol
34:23 <b1rd> Sif work at all lol
34:43 <b1rd> Brb chuk quik piss maybe make noodles
34:43 <lx>  We'll still be here b1rd...
34:44 * Exo sitting at home in nothing but my tighty whities with the aircon on full blast
34:54 <b1rd> I naked
34:55 <Sutekh> b1rd should be enlisted into the armed forces
35:03 <b1rd> Lol yeah right
35:08 <e|f> too old, Sutekh
35:09 <b1rd> I too old anyway
35:28 <e|f> cut off is probably 35
35:33 * Cath^ sits next to Exo water  spray bottle in hand
35:34 <b1rd> Yup
35:47 * Exo sits next to Cath^ with a tray of icecubes
35:48 <b1rd> It pretty mild atm
35:51 <Sutekh> haha, could fiund a job for u, even if its doing laundry ;p
35:58 <b1rd> I got cloud cover which is good
36:00 * Cath^ fans herself
36:09 <b1rd> I dont need a job
36:20 <Sutekh> serve ur country :D
36:21 <b1rd> What would i do with so much extra money?
36:21 <Cath^> b1rd i have a job for you
36:32 <b1rd> Ok cath
36:46 <Cath^> learn how to FOREPLAY
36:46 <b1rd> I dont want to get fat sutekh
36:57 <b1rd> I can foreplay ask lumeah
37:09 <+Exo> you could take a sheila on a nice dinner and she wouldn't have to pay for you both
37:21 <Cath^> you have left a trail of women unsatisfied i hear
37:21 <b1rd> Spent long time lickin her vadge
37:25 <Sutekh> haha b1rd...
37:28 <b1rd> No
37:33 <b1rd> Im a great root
37:39 <b1rd> Lol
37:41 <Sutekh> we will convert u yet
37:49 <Sutekh> just takes time
37:50 <b1rd> Into wat? Lesbian?
37:51 <Cath^> no vadge of honour there
38:01 <e|f> lol
38:04 <b1rd> Yea i a good root tho
38:09 <Sutekh> b1rd, a productive citizen ;p
38:18 <b1rd> Producing what
38:29 <+Exo> well b1rd can root 20 times in a row apparently
38:38 <b1rd> Wen was 22 yea
38:51 <Cath^> 'nah i'm a great root..just ask me' lol
38:57 <Cath^> yeah right b1rd
38:58 <b1rd> Now like 3 - 5 times
39:05 <+Exo> haha
39:08 <Cath^> don't make me poll that
39:14 <e|f> lolllllllll
39:16 <b1rd> Only one way to find out cath :)
39:52 <Cath^> i shall not yield! i have seen the merchandise :/
40:10 <b1rd> Guaranteed satisfaction
40:10 <Cath^> there is no mystery between us now :/
40:16 <b1rd> Lol
40:23 <Sutekh> unless u got huge forearms forget it b1rd
40:29 <b1rd> I does
40:47 <+Exo> haha
40:52 <+Exo> how many pushups can u do b1rd
40:56 <Cath^> remember i have seen them...whilst nice you are no Jason Momoa
41:00 <b1rd> About fifty
41:14 <b1rd> Who that
41:21 <+Exo> i meant consecutively
41:22 <+Exo> lool
41:24 <Cath^> sigh
41:27 <b1rd> Yes fifty
41:35 <+Exo> proper form?
41:38 <b1rd> My name jason tho
41:39 <e|f> jason momoa sounds like a football player
41:44 <e|f> maybe an islander
41:46 <Cath^> eek!
41:49 <b1rd> Bare knuckle on gravel?
41:51 <b1rd> Yes
41:59 <+Exo> that;s pretty hardcore
42:02 <b1rd> Ye
42:08 <b1rd> Used to do 500
42:15 <Cath^> to many jasons in my life already sheesh
42:22 <b1rd> Lol
42:31 <+Exo> how about jason derulo
42:39 <Cath^> lol
43:44 <b1rd> Pornstars?
43:46 * Cath^ sucks on one of Exo's ice cubes
43:58 <Cath^> i don't know any pornstars
44:03 <b1rd> K
44:05 <HellFury> my baaaaccccck
44:06 <HellFury> ;/
44:11 <Cath^> my crack
44:17 <b1rd> Lol
44:27 <HellFury> arthritis is going nuts
44:32 <Cath^> like my hmm just like that
44:32 <lx> ...ah huh...
44:34 <b1rd> K really gunna cook noodle now
44:39 <e|f> i can't think of anyone named jason
44:43 * Sutekh slaps a few morphine patches on HellFury
44:51 <HellFury> nah they don't work
44:58 <HellFury> i'll ring quack and see if i can get in
45:18 <HellFury> which crack cath ass crack twat crack mouth crack?
45:40 * Cath^ rubs some fisiocreme err r455 fewon HellFury
45:58 <Cath^> oops
46:07 <HellFury> lol
46:08 <Cath^> lol fat fingers
46:15 <Cath^> fisiocrem
46:15 * HellFury runs up to Cath^ and dacks them and smacks Cath^'s bum and yells look Cath^'s bum wobbles!!
46:20 <Cath^> i need some now
46:26 <Cath^> oi
46:31 <+Exo> LaUGHInG OuT LoUDZ
46:38 <Cath^> it doesn't wooble
46:59 <+Exo> does it wobble like jelly
47:08 <Cath^> try it and see
47:40 <+Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oGUHRXT-wA
47:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jason Derulo - It Girl (Official Video) (Aug 15, 2011) Length: 3:34 - Category: Music - 102,411,514 views - 481,971 likes (98%), 9,885 dislikes (2%)
47:52 * Exo runs up to Cath^ and dacks them and smacks Cath^'s bum and yells look Cath^'s bum wobbles!!
47:55 <+Exo> loool
47:55 <Sutekh> Cath knows all about creams and jellies etc..
48:23 <Cath^> you like?
48:30 <Sutekh> haha
48:33 <Sutekh> wtf
48:50 <Cath^> is that a no?
48:52 <+Exo> which creams go good on food and which goes good on human skin
49:13 <Sutekh> yeah
49:14 * HellFury dances in her chair (_/_) (_\_) to current song on and wiggles her (_|_) at Cath^!
49:24 <+Exo> and will ice magic work
49:36 <Cath^> your eyes were glued on there Sutekh..don't deny it
50:09 * Cath^ grabs an ice cube and ice magic and smirks at Exo
50:40 <HellFury> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbXvaE39wM
50:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wilson Phillips - Hold On (Mar 12, 2009) Length: 3:41 - Category: Music - 40,340,570 views - 190,252 likes (96%), 8,012 dislikes (4%)
50:45 <Sutekh> i think we are talking about different uses.. im talking about medical uses and food as Exo suggested
51:19 * Exo smirks back at Cath^
51:20 <HellFury> :| stuck in my head
51:22 <+Exo> https://preview.redd.it/4cm4z51ckczy.jpg?width=480&s=1c5bd94bdd8703d8745afc43423bca35d846e7b9
51:25 <e|f> human skin apparently tastes similar to pork
52:05 <Sutekh> eww
52:06 <Cath^> eeww
52:12 <Cath^> how would you know
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52:20 <e|f> i don't
52:29 <+Exo> yummy pork belly is nice
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52:35 <Cath^> Sutekh i know nothing of creams and jellies
52:41 <PandasDontDrive> Yes!
52:54 <+Exo> Cath^ knows more about chocolate and strawberries
52:58 * Exo slaps PandasDontDrive around a bit with a large trout
53:13 <Cath^> see...Exo gets me
53:32 <Sutekh> ohh
53:54 <Sutekh> u told me i had no opposition.. hmmm
53:54 <lx> ...ah huh...
54:59 <Cath^> i didn't realise you wanted to be a contender
55:22 * Cath^ sits in the friendzone
55:40 <Sutekh> ohh
55:54 <Sutekh> whats the prize?
56:03 * PandasDontDrive friendzones himself so he cant jerk off again :(
56:13 <e|f> lol
56:14 <e|f> sup
56:21 <Cath^> do i need to walk by again?
56:22 <PandasDontDrive> nada just having a beer, so need a shower
56:25 <PandasDontDrive> sups
56:29 <Cath^> hi PandasDontDrive lol
56:34 <PandasDontDrive> lol hi ;)
56:46 <Sutekh> im allowed 4 wives, so im not stressed ;p
56:47 <Cath^> here...i offer some crean and jelly PandasDontDrive
56:49 <PandasDontDrive> Do you think this bra looks nice over my hairy chest, it's hot pink!
56:54 * Exo sends in a search and rescue team to locate b1rd in the friendzone
57:00 * PandasDontDrive eats
57:05 <Cath^> lol
57:07 <PandasDontDrive> hope that wasn't sex cream and sex jelly.
57:15 <Cath^> was too
57:23 <Cath^> my bad
57:23 * PandasDontDrive eats more
58:03 <e|f> i'm having a nice cold ginger beer
58:05 <e|f> :D
58:28 <e|f> no more smoking for elfie
58:30 <Cath^> Sutekh clearly you have your hands full enough you couldn't handle more
58:35 <e|f> the recovery process begins!
58:57 <Cath^> good on you e|f ;)
59:12 <Sutekh> ;/
59:15 <+Exo> there's always room for one more
59:16 <PandasDontDrive> Some non-alcoholic cider would be nice.
59:17 <e|f> thx :D
59:23 <Cath^> Exo is more accommodating
59:42 <Sutekh> im a very jealous chatter, but some people i just cant ban ;p
59:45 <PandasDontDrive> e|f driving through Wales, stop at this country servo and bam, 2pounds for 2litres of alcoholic cider.
59:55 <Cath^> :o
00:00 <e|f> sounds like shandy
00:03 <+Exo> i'm the modern day casanova
00:05 <e|f> we used to drink that in the UK
00:09 <PandasDontDrive> I think it's time we start bootlegging alcohol as it is so expensive now.
00:11 <Cath^> lol @ jealous chatter
00:34 <PandasDontDrive> You know what is terrible, peppered wine.
01:54 <e|f> green ginger wine is ok
02:05 <PandasDontDrive> I like mulled.
02:07 <Sutekh> e|f likes his drinks
02:54 <PandasDontDrive> I needed this beer to wake me up some, slept terribubbles
03:45 * Exo sips on some asahi
03:55 <PandasDontDrive> Shower time, I will be thinking of u e|f.
04:02 <e|f> :o
04:03 * PandasDontDrive looks at Exo ;)
04:54 <Cath^> lol
04:56 * Exo puts his right hand into his undies
05:11 * Cath^ looks at Exo
05:31 * Exo winks ^_-
05:33 <+Exo> !ttop10
05:35 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1173) 2. b1rd(1068) 3. WhoMadeWho(628) 4. Cath^(551) 5. e|f(453) 6. Sutekh(255) 7. anotherirc3r(197) 8. PandasDontDrive(124) 9. damian(104) 10. HellFury(103)
05:42 <+Exo> crikey
05:55 <Cath^> lol
05:58 <+Exo> i see WhoMadeWho was on last night
06:15 <Cath^> oh yes
06:33 <+Exo> must have been in his element again
06:50 <+Exo> need to summon him here every now and then
06:55 <Cath^> yeah
07:08 <Cath^> gets the word count up
07:55 <+Exo> im looking to get a sleeve tattoo Cath^
07:56 <+Exo> what ya reckon
08:21 <Sutekh> he was also behaving
08:35 <Cath^> sure thing, what are you thinking of getting?
09:12 <+Exo> skimming through the web
09:14 <+Exo> any suggestions
09:21 <e|f> some guy in america named his kid "Adolf Hitler"
09:28 <e|f> that's a good start to life, isn't it?
09:40 <Cath^> depends what style you like
09:50 <Cath^> poor kid
10:07 <Sutekh> e|f, not the best choice unless starting up the Nazi party
10:17 <e|f> heh
10:56 <Cath^> Sutekh just realised i've never asked you hiw many wives you actually have?
11:11 <e|f> it was on a documentary i saw a while back... they tried to track down Hitler's relatives... found some of them but they were very shy... understandably so
11:51 <+Exo> either a neo nazi or the dads in the K K K
11:56 <Sutekh> Cath, 0 :(
11:56 <+Exo> most likely a red neck
13:01 <Sutekh> no one is going to marry me, i look like the elephant man
13:18 <e|f> yeah the guy who named his kid Adolf was a far right supporter
13:31 <+Exo> you can always buy a bride in eastern europe
13:55 <b1rd> Yum
14:10 <Sutekh> haha Exo
14:12 <+Exo> nazi bastards
14:19 <b1rd> Far right bad as far left
14:25 <b1rd> Ye
14:55 <e|f> but way to name your kid Adolf - marginalised him from birth
14:56 <Sutekh> the far right, omg not another Tony Abbott :/
14:58 <+Exo> https://www.rosebrides.com/romanian-brides.html
15:45 <b1rd> I want one from developed country
16:21 <Cath^> oh Sutekh..i'm sure your dick pics are impressive..an elephant man surely has a trunk
16:23 <b1rd> Developed eastern European country non commy
16:25 <Sutekh> haha b1rd, that is more problamatic
16:33 <b1rd> Lol cath
16:41 <b1rd> Y sutekh?
16:51 <Sutekh> wah, Cath im shocked
17:00 <Cath^> really?
17:05 <Sutekh> b1rd, u gotta have money and a job ;p
17:15 <Cath^> i haven't been trying hard enough then ;p
17:23 <b1rd> Fk that
17:35 <+Exo> if an elephant man has a trunk then what does a b1rd man have
17:44 <b1rd> They employ me in their business
17:51 <b1rd> That'll do
18:07 <Cath^> haha...some of these women..you need to look at their mothers to see what they will look like eventually
18:08 <b1rd> Beak?
18:25 <b1rd> Lol yea i got told that once
18:27 <Cath^> we've already seen what he has :/
18:33 <Sutekh> is there a bird man in the comics? marvels need a new superhero
18:37 <b1rd> Id fuk her mum no worries
19:31 <+Exo> if there's a merman like aquaman who has a comic then there should be a bird man
19:33 <Cath^> which girl would you guys pick from that site?
19:44 <e|f> none of them
19:50 <e|f> fake photos or photoshopped for sure
19:58 <b1rd> Id go a ruski type bitch
20:10 <b1rd> Apparently they good housewives
20:32 <b1rd> I get job in factory
20:55 <b1rd> Then she cook me dinner lots of meat
21:08 <e|f> lol
21:15 <b1rd> Perfect
21:21 <+Exo> https://www.rosebrides.com/brides/margarita-671736.html
21:39 <+Exo> message sent "how much?"
21:40 <Sutekh> where is that nigel dude, need to ask him about Swiss women
21:41 <b1rd> I did factory work before. It pretty fun
21:45 <b1rd> Lol
22:01 <b1rd> He root swiss women?
22:09 <b1rd> Never had one
22:17 <Sutekh> haha
22:19 <b1rd> Fk it raining here lol
22:24 <Sutekh> he is married to one
22:26 <b1rd> Rain in Melbourne?
22:30 <b1rd> Oh yum
23:21 <e|f> i doubt i would ever marry someone i met online
23:29 <e|f> sounds like a recipe for disaster
23:43 <+Exo> https://www.rosebrides.com/australian-men.html
23:45 <+Exo> looooooooooool
24:18 <b1rd> Yea na
24:25 <b1rd> Get one locally
24:31 <b1rd> Save on shipping
24:34 <+Exo> i found pong https://www.rosebrides.com/men/ari-339100.html
24:35 <e|f> haha
24:48 <Sutekh> e|f, every married person i know says its a disaster regardless how u meet ;p
25:16 <e|f> :D
25:33 <b1rd> Not true
25:48 <b1rd> Its great until ppl interfere
26:21 <b1rd> Good life really
26:45 <Sutekh> well, i like my own bed and my own stuffs.. ;p
27:08 <b1rd> Yep each to their own
27:44 <b1rd> I wont force my views on u. N u dont do to me. We b happy
27:46 <+Exo> i'm looking for a sugarmomma
27:59 <Sutekh> haha
28:12 <Cath^> lol
28:14 <Sutekh> sugar baby website might be worth a look
28:20 <b1rd> I had few women try hire me
28:23 <+Exo> shower me with nice and expensive thingz
28:30 <b1rd> Guess they see u on street
28:30 <Sutekh> lol
28:38 <b1rd> N think oh. He must be working
28:48 <b1rd> Was flattering
28:52 <Cath^> it's give and take..i give you take :p
29:02 <+Exo> do u stand on the corner of st kilda road
29:15 <b1rd> Na
29:22 <Cath^> hire you for what?
29:28 <b1rd> Sex
29:35 <b1rd> N another pull up
29:42 <+Exo> b1rd the gigolo
29:44 <b1rd> As i walkin
29:54 <b1rd> Ye spose i could
29:54 <Cath^> do you have you resume on display?
30:00 <Sutekh> how much u charge b1rd?
30:00 <b1rd> Lol
30:10 <Cath^> b1rd...
30:10 <b1rd> 60 for a root isnt it
30:11 <b1rd> ?
30:14 <HellFury> !b1rd, jiggalow male blowalow
30:17 <Cath^> i call bullshit
30:19 <b1rd> Loool
30:21 <Sutekh> wtf thats alot
30:24 <+Exo> b1rd do you get a lot of catcalling when your walking down the street
30:24 <Cath^> show me your face
30:24 <b1rd> Naa
30:42 <Cath^> lol
30:43 <b1rd> Trolls would have a field day
30:52 <Cath^> just me
30:59 <b1rd> Plus havent shaved for three days
31:01 <Cath^> i don't kiss n tell ;p
31:13 <b1rd> Ok well i will when shave
31:14 <Glenn> I've got a picture of part of him that was posted a couple of days ago Cath^, if that will help
31:14 <Cath^> i like a bit of facial hair
31:31 <Cath^> that already didn't help Glenn :/
31:44 <Glenn> Yeah, it asn't good.
31:47 <b1rd> K next day or two
31:49 <Glenn> +w
32:13 <Sutekh> all of seen of b1rd was what he left behind the the toilet
32:17 <Cath^> i'm giving him a chance to improve his status in my books :p
32:26 <+Exo> lool
32:32 <Glenn> Sheesh!
32:34 <b1rd> K
32:38 <+Exo> b1rd will bring his A game
32:44 <Cath^> no that was Joel lol
32:47 <b1rd> Ye
33:00 <Cath^> and i will be the judge
33:06 <+Exo> a bloke who can fetch 60 bucks for a root has to be above mediocre for sure
33:13 <b1rd> Hes nasty isnt he
33:25 <b1rd> Thats street price
33:33 <+Exo> lol joel alexander thompson the benchmark
33:33 <b1rd> Should be standard
33:38 <Cath^> i don't do street
33:44 <b1rd> Ok 320
33:46 <b1rd> Lol
34:11 <+Exo> b1rd would fetch 320 at an escort service
34:12 <Cath^> this pic will want to be above par
34:14 <b1rd> Will send pic like tomorrow
34:22 <Cath^> promise?
34:24 <b1rd> Well im 38
34:32 <b1rd> Ill try look my best
34:36 <b1rd> Lol
35:40 <+Exo> good man
36:09 <b1rd> More rain
36:18 <b1rd> Brrr cold water
37:27 <Cath^> :)
37:39 <b1rd> :)
38:01 <b1rd> N stopped again
40:59 <+Exo> it's getting cold
41:03 * Exo jumps under the blanket
41:16 <b1rd> Good idea
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01:58 <Cath^> hi pong
04:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii
05:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong down beach
30:02 <damian> peeawww
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47:00 <Exo> loooooooooooooooool @ gotmedikoutforsanta
47:00 <Exo> yoo SkyFire
47:00 <Exo> sup mate
47:00 <SkyFire> hi Exo
47:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
47:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1386) 2. b1rd(1358) 3. Cath^(748) 4. WhoMadeWho(628) 5. e|f(552) 6. Sutekh(405) 7. anotherirc3r(197) 8. HellFury(176) 9. SkyFire(173) 10. PandasDontDrive(124)
47:00 <Exo> whatcha up to
48:00 <SkyFire> not much
48:00 <SkyFire> resting
10:45 <Raichu> Afternoon all
13:00 <Cath^> thanks e|f same to you
13:59 * HellFury creeps up to Raichu and gives them an atomic bum crack hurting wedgie! and looks oh my Raichu your grundies broke!
14:00 <e|f> ^_^
19:38 <Raichu> :)
19:50 <Raichu> Heya HellFury
19:53 <Raichu> How goes it?
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20:00 <Cath^> hi nigel
20:00 <nigel> Hi Cath^ 
21:00 <nigel> How’s it going?
21:00 <e|f> wb nigel
21:00 <e|f> good morning, i suppose
21:00 <nigel> My god, don’t you guys have jobs?
21:00 <Sutekh> no one has a job in here
22:00 <nigel> Ja, mornin’!
22:00 <Sutekh> u serious?
22:00 <nigel> Are you all independently wealthy?
22:00 <e|f> are you?
22:00 <Sutekh> nah
23:00 <Sutekh> we have a great welfare system ;p
23:00 <nigel> No, but I have a job
23:00 <Sutekh> here u can be unemployed indefinitely
23:00 <nigel> You can’t live off newstart 
23:00 <Sutekh> and get money
23:00 <b1rd> Can if no habits
24:00 <Sutekh> well u can, like b1rd lives in his van ;p
24:00 <b1rd> I live like a king
24:00 <nigel> True
24:00 <b1rd> Yup
24:00 <Sutekh> haha
24:00 <nigel> Brb, little girl just woke up
24:00 <lx> 1 cya1 nigel...
25:00 <e|f> People are on a pattern.  A person may think what they're doing is unique but most of the time it isn't.  Moreover, most of what people do has been done many times before.
25:00 <Sutekh> swiss have a great welfare system dont they?
25:00 <b1rd> Lets move there
25:00 <Sutekh> damn must have left for work
25:00 <HellFury> little girl is that what he calls his penis
25:00 <e|f> lol
25:00 <HellFury> emphasis on LITTLE
26:00 <e|f> just came in for a quick perv, checked his casio watch and out he goes
26:00 <HellFury> lol
26:00 <HellFury> as someone i knew used to say
26:00 <HellFury> hes gone to walk the dog
27:00 <b1rd> Lol
27:00 <e|f> lol yup
27:00 <HellFury> idiot forgot to switch off screen and came back to do it and saw that
28:00 <HellFury> or as little johnny would say
28:00 <HellFury> hes gone to shake hands with a very good friend of his that he hopes a woman will want to meet
28:00 <Sutekh> wtf
29:00 <HellFury> air con calls bbs :P
32:00 <Cath^> lol
39:00 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imYJpr09IgQ
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: George Benson - Give Me The Night (Apr 1, 2010) Length: 5:02 - Category: Music - 73,249,313 views - 344,078 likes (96.6%), 12,005 dislikes (3.4%)
41:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [2h11m36s]
41:00 <SkyFire> wb
46:00 <Sutekh> hey Nero :D
47:00 <Nero> hello
47:00 <e|f> sup
47:00 <HellFury> ta
48:00 <e|f> annnnnnd the world is well
49:00 <Cath^> thanks e|f ;)
50:00 <e|f> yw :D
52:00 <e|f> that's the way you do it
52:00 <e|f> money for nothin'
52:00 <e|f> and your chicks for free
52:00 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRDgihVDEko
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dire Straits - Money For Nothing (Nov 6, 2011) Length: 8:22 - Category: Music - 10,983,055 views - likes (95.1%), 2,799 dislikes (4.9%)
53:00 <e|f> youtube script ain't workin'
53:00 <e|f> that's the way you do it
53:00 <e|f> chatters for nothing and your clicks for free
53:00 <Sutekh> Yeah
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56:00 <Kezzie> hi Sutekh
56:00 <Sutekh> hey Kezzie :D
58:00 <Kezzie> how was your xmas Sutekh
59:00 <Sutekh> not bad.. urself?
59:00 <Kezzie> quiet
00:00 <Kezzie> i sick of loking at prawns lol
01:00 <Sutekh> haha fair enough
01:00 <Sutekh> i dont like peeling them
01:24 <Cath^> hi Skyfire
01:48 <Cath^> Raichu!
02:00 <Kezzie> that part sucks i lucky jules peeled a lot of mine lol  she comes in handy lol
02:00 <Sutekh> hah yep
02:00 <e|f> :D
02:52 <SkyFire> hi
03:21 * SkyFire hugs Cath^
03:47 <Cath^> how are you?
04:24 <SkyFire> ok - leg is still sore though
05:23 <Cath^> oh bugger..how do these things take?
05:43 <SkyFire> ages
05:52 <SkyFire> 4+ weeks to heal
05:58 <Cath^> kk
07:00 <Kezzie> i hear SkyFire and jim dont chat now awwwwwww
07:00 <Sutekh> haha they do abit in here
07:00 <Sutekh> about trains sometimes
07:00 <HellFury> leg feeling better?
08:00 <Kezzie> i not seen jim say a word to sky in agers
08:00 <MrMW> its friday party time!!!
09:00 <Sutekh> sometimes they comment to each other if there is a convo about trains, or rocket ships and the like ;p
09:00 <Kezzie> ok
09:00 <e|f> have either of them ever had a female relationship ?
09:00 <e|f> :D
10:00 <Kezzie> yes jim is married to me via irc e|f lol
10:00 <e|f> lol 
10:00 <Kezzie> sky still lives at home goes away on centerlink money
10:00 <e|f> mm
11:00 <Sutekh> haha good plan
12:00 <Kezzie> he on a dsp pension no idea why i on one due to health and no way i get enough money to go away all goes on bills
13:00 <Sutekh> he uses his credit card ;p
13:00 <Kezzie> oh i dont have one
15:00 <Sutekh> boxing day sales went to crap when the banks EFPOS stopped working apparently
15:00 <Kezzie> i read that today in paper
15:00 <Sutekh> haha damn
17:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
17:00 <Kezzie> so u going out to see in 2019 Sutekh
17:00 <Sutekh> depends on the weather
18:00 <Sutekh> if its a heatwave i doubt it
18:00 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOaxEa5ONJw
18:00 <Kezzie> good idea to stay home than
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Whispers - And The Beat Goes On (1979) (Feb 12, 2011) Length: 4:56 - Category: Entertainment - 14,172,522 views - 11 likes (98%), 2,414 dislikes (2%)
19:00 <Sutekh> netflix kinda killed going out ;p
20:00 <Kezzie> @mp313 01 Halo.m4a 14(10146922 bytes10 0kbps 10MONO)
20:00 <e|f> the beat goes onnnnnnn
20:00 <Sutekh> maybe ill meet up with cath for a cheeseburger :D
22:00 <b1rd> Can i come
22:00 <Kezzie> i cheap to eat Sutekh lol
22:00 <b1rd> I want caramel Sunday 
22:00 <Kezzie> yummy
22:00 <SkyFire> getting there
22:00 <SkyFire> going to take awhile to heal
23:00 <b1rd> Yea love em
23:00 <Kezzie> love caramel Sunday 
23:00 <Kezzie> [17:23] <Kezzie> yummy
23:00 <Sutekh> sure all welcome
23:00 <Kezzie>  love caramel Sundays
23:00 <Kezzie> send yout jet pls Sutekh
23:00 <Sutekh> haha Exo is the billionare ;p
24:00 <b1rd> His shout for dinner
24:00 <Kezzie> its cheap to feed me b1rd half a cheese burger i full
25:00 <b1rd> Lol
25:00 <b1rd> Kool
25:00 <Kezzie> @mp306 Cat Stevens - Cats In The Cradle (original).mp3 10(3697822 bytes02 24kbps 02MONO)
25:00 <e|f> and the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
25:00 <HellFury> mmm
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26:00 <e|f> little boy blue and the man on the moon
26:00 <e|f> when you coming home dad, i don't know when
26:00 <e|f> but we'll get together then
26:00 <Sutekh> haha
26:00 <Sutekh> old song
26:00 <e|f> yup
26:00 <Kezzie> oday's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1112) < jim wont be happy rofl
26:00 <HellFury> not good
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26:59 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
27:00 <Sutekh> fckn whingers, who wants to see family anyway ;p
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28:00 <SkyFire> takes 4+ weeks or so
29:00 <Sutekh> always some whining relo at christmas... they go away when i complain about living on cat food :D
29:00 <Kezzie> lucky mine doun south Sutekh
29:00 <Kezzie> oh son in Cairns
30:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
30:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1389) 2. b1rd(1358) 3. Cath^(748) 4. WhoMadeWho(628) 5. e|f(552) 6. Sutekh(405) 7. SkyFire(214) 8. anotherirc3r(197) 9. HellFury(187) 10. PandasDontDrive(124)
31:00 <Sutekh> ahh, cyclone area hey?
32:00 <Kezzie> Sutekh they now saying cyclone owen will reform for a 3rd time and hit townsville grrrrrr
33:00 <Sutekh> damn
34:00 <Kezzie> ty Sutekh
35:00 <b1rd> Persistent little fuckweed
35:00 <Sutekh> haha
35:00 <b1rd> He like a hamster in a wheel
35:00 <b1rd> Not getting anywhere 
36:00 <b1rd> :) 
42:13 <HellFury> did they point at laugh at you free ballin
43:00 <Kezzie> nice to be loved NOT
44:00 <Sutekh> lol
44:00 <e|f> as chris would say...
44:00 <e|f> cunce!
44:00 <Kezzie> lol
45:00 <Sutekh> abit of Thursday night amusement ;p
45:00 <b1rd> Indeed
45:00 <Sutekh> brush up on my ban skills ;p
46:00 <Kezzie> ty again Sutekh
46:00 <Kezzie> its pliv i think
47:00 <Sutekh> he just abit bored ;p
48:00 <Cath^> on a roll Sutekh
48:00 <b1rd> Yea
48:00 <b1rd> Repetitive behaviours due to his meth usage
49:00 <Kezzie> lol
49:00 <Cath^> who is it?
49:00 <Sutekh> this is interfering in my cyber session :D
49:00 <Kezzie> Cath^ u not as loved as i am hahhhahhahahhaa
49:00 <b1rd> Plivent i guess
49:00 <Cath^> lol
49:00 <b1rd> Him n breaker being turds
49:00 <Kezzie> pliv breaker or oko b1rd it is
49:00 <Cath^> oh..my mate Jerome
49:00 <Cath^> hi
49:00 <b1rd> Anyone know where he lives? 
49:00 <Kezzie> keeping Sutekh busy lol
49:00 <b1rd> I'd love to smash him
50:00 <Cath^> sydney somewhere
50:00 <b1rd> How u know
50:00 <b1rd> He used to be in melb
50:00 <Cath^> nah
50:00 <b1rd> Maybe moved
51:00 <b1rd> He looks like a 14 year old boy 
51:00 <b1rd> Meth shrinkage 
55:00 <^bozoJim> thank you :)
55:00 <Cath^> Jim!
55:00 <Kezzie> hugsssss jim
55:23 * HellFury lifts leg near [[[[[pong]]]]] and lets off a loud smelly fart and looks around to see if [[[[[pong]]]]] is gagging
56:00 <^bozoJim> hello Cath^
56:00 <Cath^> good wvening
56:00 <Cath^> hi Kezzie
56:00 <^bozoJim> hugsss ke fellow irc channel angel and my irc wife
56:00 <Cath^> how many irc wives are you allowed Jim?
57:00 <Kezzie> hugss to my sexy irc hubby jim
57:00 <^bozoJim> and it is coming up on a year now we have been married
58:00 <Cath^> wow congrats
59:00 <^bozoJim> thank you
59:36 <SkyFire> he'll be fine HellFury - he is immune to it
00:00 <SkyFire> Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay - more children have been removed from Nauru
01:00 <^bozoJim> how are you Cath^?
04:00 <Kezzie> bbl
04:00 <lx> 1 Bye for now1 Kezzie...
04:00 <^bozoJim> hugs Kara
04:00 <SkyFire> https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-28/blue-light-sky-queens-new-york-city-transformer-explosion/10672026
05:00 <^bozoJim> oops hugs Kezzie
06:00 <SkyFire> Dinner time - Keep clear or be eaten
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07:08 <b1rd> I farted on fone to pandasdontdrive
08:00 <^bozoJim> wobble ball I come a wobblin back to you
09:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> That nice song jimmy
09:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> One pong fav
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11:34 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U better fart if pong calls
11:40 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Go eat some onions
12:18 <b1rd> I try
12:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Go buy some onions
12:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Eat em
13:07 <b1rd> Later too far away
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15:00 <Cath^> i am well Jim...yourself?
18:00 <^bozoJim> I am good thank you]
18:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Liek 10 supermarkets in Bendigo
18:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Maybe 15
18:45 <b1rd> Ye i bit out of bebdigo
18:47 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #sydney
19:14 <b1rd> Lotta bogans here
19:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Y u there
19:44 <b1rd> Relax
19:50 <b1rd> While sunburn heal
20:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It hot there
20:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U don’t do enough farts
20:26 <b1rd> Ye
21:00 <British^Meat> hmmmmm
21:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
21:00 <Cath^> hi British^Meat
22:00 <British^Meat> Yes
22:00 <British^Meat> hello
22:00 <British^Meat> I am here
22:00 <British^Meat> But i was zlined. Please explain this
24:00 <MrMW> everybodys got a hungry heart!!!
24:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
24:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1389) 2. b1rd(1358) 3. Cath^(748) 4. WhoMadeWho(628) 5. e|f(552) 6. Sutekh(405) 7. SkyFire(232) 8. anotherirc3r(197) 9. HellFury(187) 10. PandasDontDrive(124)
24:00 <^bozoJim> hugs Kezzie my wonderful sexy irc wifey
25:00 <^bozoJim> I have a lot to do I see our sone in law has been ranting and gas bagging again
25:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
25:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1389) 2. b1rd(1358) 3. Cath^(748) 4. WhoMadeWho(628) 5. e|f(552) 6. Sutekh(405) 7. SkyFire(232) 8. anotherirc3r(197) 9. Kezzie(195) 10. HellFury(187)
25:00 <Kezzie> bbl hugssss
25:00 <lx> 1 k1 Kezzie...
25:00 <^bozoJim> go Kezzie
25:00 <^bozoJim> hugs Kezzie my love cuddles
27:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [2h21m7s]
27:39 Part: b1rd ([email protected]) from #sydney
28:00 <Cath^> do ask in #asd British^Meat
28:00 <Exo> where is whomadewho
28:00 <Exo> loooooool @ ^bozoJim
28:00 <Cath^> happened ro me the other day
28:00 <Cath^> wb Exo
28:00 <Exo> thanks Kath^
28:00 <Exo> is british ham ok
28:00 <British^Meat> No, i want ask here
28:00 <Raichu> Cop that Ross
28:00 <Raichu> :P
29:00 <British^Meat> right now
29:00 <British^Meat> no
29:00 <British^Meat> w
29:00 <HellFury> well this isn't asd and we don't know
29:00 <Exo> bring back WhoMadeWho
29:00 <HellFury> so go ask there
29:00 <British^Meat> I think WMW is now unbanned
29:00 <British^Meat> ive done me piece
30:00 <British^Meat> it was my present to him, coz im a swell bloke
30:00 <Exo> what piece is that
30:00 <^bozoJim> lool @ Exo
30:00 <Exo> lmaoooo @ ^bozoJim
30:00 <Exo> welcome 
30:00 <Exo> nice 2 c u this evening
31:00 <Exo> how was your day champ
31:00 <^bozoJim> Exo I got these for christmas and I have been wanting to try them out
31:00 <^bozoJim> fancy being my victim, err participant to try them?
31:00 <^bozoJim> my day was good thanks
32:00 <Exo> huh? 
32:00 <Exo> thats no what you told me yesterday
32:00 <^bozoJim> lol
32:00 <Exo> <^bozoJim> dam mannn didn't get nothing for christmas so i think ill just head down to mens gallery and get myself a lapdance as a present
32:00 <^bozoJim> in your dreams
32:00 <Exo> contradictions
32:00 <^bozoJim> he would not gag he is use to the fumes from the effulent pond
33:00 <^bozoJim> look at that Exo is making up logs again
33:00 <Exo> yes, in my wildest dreams and fantasies involve you getting a lap dance from a stripper
33:00 <^bozoJim> not mine
33:00 <^bozoJim> as you cannot braille look at them
33:00 <^bozoJim> you sort of get removed real fasy I have bene told
33:00 <Exo> look only, no touchy touchy ok?
33:07 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.109.160) from #sydney
33:13 <SkyFire> https://www.forbes.com/sites/marcochiappetta/2018/12/27/samsung-remote-access-will-allow-control-of-pcs-and-smartphones-from-next-gen-smart-tvs/
34:00 <^bozoJim> no use looking as now I could not see them
34:00 <Exo> can still smell em
34:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> How u kno pong had one jimmy
34:10 <SkyFire> As we inch closer to the Consumer Electronics Show, Samsung is revealing more and more news regarding its upcoming line-up of Smart TVs and appliances. News out of the Korean electronics giant today revealed a feature coming to Samsung’s 2019 Smart TVs dubbed “Remote Access” that will give users the ability to connect to and control their PCs, tablets, and smartphones from their televisions.
35:00 <Exo> https://au.yahoo.com/news/man-20s-set-retire-10-million-christmas-day-oz-lotto-windfall-044923403.html
35:00 <Exo> bastard won my money
35:00 <^bozoJim> aww
35:00 <^bozoJim> what did you do not pay them off enough
36:00 <e|f> lol
36:00 <Exo> our time will come e|f 
36:00 <e|f> :D
36:00 <^bozoJim> its ok e|f as Exo will send the Dynon boyz out to get his win
36:00 <Exo> i will build a castle and hire ^bozoJim as the court jester 
37:00 <Exo> ohhh great first jimmy now his mate pong has arrived
37:00 <e|f> lol
37:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiii
37:00 <Exo> hi ross the toss 
37:00 <Exo> how are yew
37:00 <^bozoJim> why have me as the court jester I am sure you can find me a better role
37:00 <Exo> powerball tonight 
37:00 <^bozoJim> like finding you new slaves and concubines
37:00 <HellFury> lol
38:00 <Exo> well i'm just finding a role that might suit you 
38:00 <Exo> either court jester or dungeon master 
38:00 <^bozoJim> I will leave dungeon master all to you
38:19 Join: Nero ([email protected]) to #sydney
39:00 <Exo> good evening anthony
39:00 <SkyFire> hi
39:00 <Exo> how's the hammy
39:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
39:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1174) 2. e|f(1159) 3. Sutekh(662) 4. Cath^(645) 5. HellFury(620) 6. nigel(469) 7. b1rd(415) 8. SkyFire(313) 9. Kezzie(287) 10. ^bozojim(233)
39:00 <SkyFire> still sore
39:15 <SkyFire> It appears that Remote Access will give users the ability to cast content from their connected devices to the Smart TV’s screen as well, but it is not clear just yet whether or not it will work with every application on every device. Because users will be able to connect a mouse and keyboard to their Smart TV though, and the release specifically mentions playing games and browsing the web, navigating Windows applications should function as if
39:31 Quit: e|f ([email protected]) Quit:
40:00 <SkyFire> panadol is dealing with the worst of it
40:00 <^bozoJim> wow look at that I have no way of catching Exo again tonight and he calls me a motor moyuth
40:00 <SkyFire> LoL
40:00 <SkyFire> May you always be surrounded by special people.
40:00 <^bozoJim> but that is ok I do not mind as peopkle can clearly see that he is the real motor mouth in the channel
40:09 Join: whyqlinemecunts ([email protected]) to #sydney
40:36 Nick: whyqlinemecunts is now known as thankshun
40:46 <SkyFire> !ttop10
41:00 <Exo> should have prescribed something stronger than regular panadol
41:00 <SkyFire> /quote /say $read(e:\stories\text\Quotes.txt)
41:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ppl in here seem to liek pong....
41:00 <^bozoJim> and I better be careful as if I am not careful I will jump my irc wifey in very public view
41:00 <b1rd> U on performance enhancement jim
41:00 <SkyFire> I do have something, only not taking it - it's endone
41:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii b1rd
41:00 <b1rd> U dont want them drugs skyfire
41:03 Nick: thankshun is now known as whyuqlinemeiwasatthenudebeach
42:00 <b1rd> Hiii pong
42:00 <Exo> Thursday, 27 December 2018
42:00 <Exo> 1 x Small Syndicate share 
42:00 <SkyFire> 21 to 39 for here tommorrow
42:00 <Exo> 33 tomorrow 
42:10 Nick: whyuqlinemeiwasatthenudebeach is now known as iwasfastingonnudebeachforjesus
42:20 Nick: iwasfastingonnudebeachforjesus is now known as gotmedikoutforsanta
43:00 <^bozoJim> rain here tomorrow
43:00 <b1rd> Yay relatively cool
43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U wish
43:00 <b1rd> Dont mind heat tho
43:00 <Exo> is there a cool change outside yet?
43:00 <b1rd> Cooler here
43:00 <^bozoJim> not here it is over cast and muggy
43:00 <Exo> hiding inside with full aircon on
43:00 <^bozoJim> I have the windows still open
43:00 <b1rd> I out
44:00 <^bozoJim> no air con here only a fan
44:00 <b1rd> I dont even have fan
44:00 <Exo> haha
44:00 <b1rd> Got wind tho
44:00 <^bozoJim> and if you are not careful Exo I will put your face in the fan and you will look at others differently
44:00 <Exo> why dont u go chill in coles at the frozen food section
44:00 <b1rd> Naa im not too warm
44:10 Part: gotmedikoutforsanta ([email protected]) from #sydney
44:41 <+Exo> loooooooooooooooool @ gotmedikoutforsanta
44:48 <+Exo> yoo SkyFire
44:49 <+Exo> sup mate
45:00 <^bozoJim> nearest coles is 180km away
45:00 <b1rd> Few drops sweat on forehead that's it
45:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Jimmy a spazzo
45:00 <b1rd> U in the stiks then
45:00 <Exo> wow that syndicate filled up right away 
45:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He has woolies
45:00 <Exo> NQR all the way
45:00 <WhoMadeWho> [19:00] * @Exo summons WhoMadeWho
45:00 <Exo> WhoMadeWho !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
45:05 <SkyFire> hi Exo
45:08 <SkyFire> !ttop10
45:10 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1386) 2. b1rd(1358) 3. Cath^(748) 4. WhoMadeWho(628) 5. e|f(552) 6. Sutekh(405) 7. anotherirc3r(197) 8. HellFury(176) 9. SkyFire(173) 10. PandasDontDrive(124)
45:21 <+Exo> whatcha up to
45:41 <SkyFire> not much
45:46 <SkyFire> resting
46:00 <Exo> my summon powers have worked 
46:00 <WhoMadeWho> yes....via discord
46:00 <Exo> welcome back my son 
46:00 <WhoMadeWho> your summons have travelled far and wide
46:00 <WhoMadeWho> up to the satellites and back down to earth
46:00 <Sutekh> WhoMadeWho has been a berry berry naughty boi
46:00 <Exo> did you get yourself into a pickle?
46:00 <b1rd> Hi whomadewho
47:00 <Exo> WhoMadeWho is a good man
47:00 <Exo> just misunderstood
47:00 <Sutekh> haha
47:00 <^bozoJim> hello Sutekh
47:00 <WhoMadeWho> i been here all along under another nick......but yeah someone took offence at my typings and banished me
47:00 <Sutekh> WhoMadeWho, sure sure
47:00 <Exo> need to be a law abiding citizen
48:00 <Sutekh> know ur place in the pecking order, and all is good :D
48:00 <Exo> like myself
48:00 <WhoMadeWho> i snuck in as Thunderstruck and surveyed ALL your doings and recorded them on my wallchart
48:00 <Exo> loool was that you?
48:00 <^bozoJim> but Exo that would rule you iout as you told me in PM last night
48:00 <Exo> !seen thunderstruck
48:00 <WhoMadeWho> yes that was me
48:00 <StatsOP> I found 3 matches to your query (sorted): Wh0MadeWh0 Thunderstruck ReachAroun. Wh0MadeWh0 ([email protected]) was last seen parting #chatzone 4 days, 23 hours, 33 minutes ago stating "{}".
48:00 <b1rd> Lol
48:00 <SkyFire> GRRRRRRRRRRR bastard that did over the rail museum when it was in liquidation wants over $60.000 in fucking pay!!!!!!
48:00 <b1rd> Reach around
48:00 <SkyFire> bastard should be in prison
49:00 <^bozoJim> <Exo> scrooge I have to get a new identity as every time I go out to happy hour I end up being taken home in the divvie van
49:00 <Sutekh> Hi Jimmbo :D
49:00 <Exo> lot's of scrooges out there in the real world
49:00 <b1rd> Business nothing personal
49:00 <b1rd> Its not viable obviously
49:00 <Exo> haha, it;s not against the law to go happy hour now is it jimm0i
49:00 <^bozoJim> yes and you are a bigger scrooge than me
49:00 <WhoMadeWho> anyway....i love youse all........i gotta go back to chatting to my mater British^Meat on discord
50:00 <SkyFire> idiot sold a lot of stuff in a dodgy auction that was advertised only on fucking facebook!
50:00 <^bozoJim> but I think it is when they need the divisional van to take you home
50:00 <b1rd> So
50:00 <SkyFire> which he didn't bloody own at the time!
50:00 <b1rd> It has to be advertised by law. The law doesn't state where
50:00 <Exo> escort me home for being a v.i.p
50:00 <b1rd> K
51:00 <British^Meat> ask and ye shall recieve
51:00 <^bozoJim> escort you back to your pre booked cell at St Kilda Rd dry out more like it
51:00 <b1rd> K 
51:00 <British^Meat> summoned has now entered
51:00 <b1rd> Lol
51:00 <Exo> British^Meat the man who pulls all the strings
51:00 <b1rd> Who u talkin bout jim
51:00 <Exo> jim was asking if there were any nice brothels in st kilda
52:00 <b1rd> I don't drink if u mean me
52:00 <^bozoJim> It is ok Exo you do not need to make excuses as some do have an alcohol dependance and they cannot control how much they do have
52:00 <b1rd> I see... 
52:00 <^bozoJim> just be glad they do take you back to your pre booked cell and keep an eye on you til you recover from it
52:00 <b1rd> Do you drink jim? 
52:00 <British^Meat> I'll pull your string!!
52:00 <Exo> jim what was the place 'Gotham city' in south melb you were talking about?
53:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii British^Meat
53:00 <b1rd> I seen that
53:00 <^bozoJim> I have no idea what you are going on about
53:00 <b1rd> Driving past never been there 
53:00 <Exo> haha
53:00 <^bozoJim> but of late that is normal for you
53:00 <Exo> it's pretty upper class b1rd
53:00 <b1rd> Is it
53:00 <Exo> yep
53:00 <Exo> won't even let you come in to window shop
53:00 <b1rd> Most places r
53:00 <b1rd> Ye
54:00 <British^Meat> I just wish...
54:00 <British^Meat> if anything
54:00 <b1rd> Got any sexy daughters or nieces etc skyfire? 
54:00 <British^Meat> I just wish that i.....
54:00 <^bozoJim> trust you to know all about it Exo
54:00 <British^Meat> could have a +voice in #melbourne
54:00 <Exo> well it was according to what jim tells me in pm
54:00 <Kezzie>  bbl rest time
54:00 <e|f> kk
55:00 <^bozoJim> not me as I have never been there plus over 5 years here in tassie
55:00 <Exo> that's what u want people to think
55:00 <^bozoJim> it is what people here know
56:00 <Exo> looool
56:00 <^bozoJim> model
56:00 <Exo> you could argue Hugh Hefner was a model citizen too
56:00 <^bozoJim> I am respected here and am being asked to do more and more
56:00 <b1rd> Plenty of psychopaths can operate well in society
57:00 <e|f> lol
57:00 <MrMW> wheres sexy Exo........the park will be dark soon
57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> In Jim’s bedroom
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb cig
58:00 <lx> 1 Not too long now1 PandasDontDrive...
58:00 <SkyFire> missed
58:00 <SkyFire> yah hit [[[[[pong]]]]]
58:00 <Exo> looool
59:00 <^bozoJim> and of them how many has he goen through
59:00 <hilly> they having poosex
00:00 <^bozoJim> what is that song Exo, blubber ball, I come a bouncin' back to you
00:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slmfu0IP9Z8
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rack City - Tyga - Lyrics (Nov 22, 2011) Length: 2:31 - Category: Music - 29,605,766 views - 74,524 likes (94.9%), 3,984 dislikes (5.1%)
02:00 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
02:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1423) 2. e|f(1160) 3. Sutekh(699) 4. HellFury(659) 5. Cath^(645) 6. ^bozojim(614) 7. b1rd(545) 8. nigel(469) 9. SkyFire(459) 10. Kezzie(287)
03:00 <^bozoJim> I am still under half of Exos word count for today
03:00 <^bozoJim> but the words are flowing
03:00 <Exo> you will get there someday tiny tim
04:00 <Exo> Randall G Junior will delete delete delete you
04:00 <^bozoJim> rolling on the floor laughing
04:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> With PandasDontDrive
05:00 <^bozoJim> but I am sure if I keep talking I will get close rto Exo tonight
05:00 <^bozoJim> and I night even get to number one if I keep talking
05:00 <hilly> Yeahhh
05:00 <hilly> pandasdontdrive love poosex
06:00 <^bozoJim> yeah right as if you would
06:00 <Exo> don;t get excited 
06:00 <Exo> this is 1 out of 30 certificates
06:00 <SkyFire> and hilly
06:00 <SkyFire> heheheh
06:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He has it with b1rd
06:00 <hilly> Yesss
06:00 <SkyFire> but only PandasDontDrive doesn't actually die - only hilly does
06:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> PandasDontDrive and b1rd tongue kiss
07:00 <Exo> LOL
07:00 <Exo> fiesty
07:00 <Exo> i like it
07:00 <^bozoJim> as it tasted like an Exo
07:00 <hilly> Yup
07:00 <SkyFire> muahahahaha
08:00 <Exo> that doesn't sound right 
08:00 <^bozoJim> and probably was one of the ones you use when you go to see Madam Guillotine
08:00 <Exo> i don't swing that way
08:00 <Exo> i got one of them gag balls from your dungeon where you hide your whips, chains and leather buttless chaps
08:00 <^bozoJim> you know the chinese one who goes chop chop when you dont pay them
09:00 <^bozoJim> I dont have anything in any dungeon as you are the self admitted dungeon master on austnet
09:00 <^bozoJim> in that respect I am not like you
09:00 <Exo> it ain't exactly a dungeon
10:00 <Exo> i call it the fortress of solitude
10:00 <^bozoJim> that place where you take your chosen one of the night and wear her out
10:00 <Exo> LoooooooooL
11:00 <Exo> that doesn't sound too bad actually 
11:00 <^bozoJim> we all know youm, sit back and ge tthe lady to do all the weork and whip her if she is not going to your liking
11:00 <Exo> players gotta play
11:00 <^bozoJim> what did you tell me a couple of weeks ago
11:00 <Exo> lol you sound like you are describing your own sexual fantasies :P
11:00 <^bozoJim> let me go find that PM
11:00 <British^Meat> hah
12:00 <Exo> uh oh here comes the fabricated logs
12:00 <Exo> lol
12:00 <Exo> the atomic grenade would kill the person throwing it too
12:00 <SkyFire> watches Jim vanish with a brilliant flash and a mushroom cloud
12:00 <^bozoJim> me fabricate logs, never as I am not like you Exo
12:00 <SkyFire> very true
12:00 <^bozoJim> hello Cosmic^Girl
12:00 <British^Meat> u mad him a sad panda puss :(
12:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> British^Dog^Shit
13:00 <^bozoJim> we cna o nly hope and wish
13:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Hellllooooo :D
13:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Merry Christmas everyone! Mwah!
13:00 <SkyFire> hi
13:00 <Exo> Cosmic^Girllllllllllllllll !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:00 <^bozoJim> you too Cosmic^Girl
13:00 <Exo> merry xmas to you mi lady ;-)
13:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Everyone having a fab holiday season?
13:00 <Exo> jim and skyfire have been picking on me
13:00 <e|f> sup
13:00 <SkyFire> LoL Exo
13:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Nawww
13:00 <British^Meat> [[[[[pong]]]]] you have no power over me
13:00 <British^Meat> i am at peace
13:00 <British^Meat> you are nothing, you cannot penetrate my defenses
13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Kekeke
13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> P
13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> O
13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> N
13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> G
14:00 <^bozoJim> yes I have been
14:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I'll protect you
14:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Hehe Jimmy, that is what you do!
14:00 <SkyFire> apart from spending the end of christmas eve in hospital Cosmic^Girl
14:00 <Exo> i've been waiting for my xmas trifles ;P
14:00 <^bozoJim> yes it is as I never pick on Exo ever
14:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Awww they're in my belleh!
14:00 <Sutekh> evening Cosmic^Girl :D
14:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey Sutekh :D
14:00 <Exo> Cosmic^Girl mah hero 
14:00 <^bozoJim> despite all of his comments and inuendo to me
15:00 <Cath^> howdy Cosmic^Girl
15:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Are you okay SkyFire? What happened?
15:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey Cath^ :D
15:00 <SkyFire> fell over and did the hamstring in my right leg
15:00 <Exo> loooooooooooolz
15:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Ouch!
15:47 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.109.160) to #sydney
16:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Did you need the hospital for that?
16:00 <SkyFire> sees him turn in to an ice block
16:00 <Exo> nice i wouldn't mind that right about now :D
17:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I wouldn't mind Siberia right about now either!
17:00 <^bozoJim> Cosmic^Girl you can come down here it will be cool the next couple of days and rain
17:00 <SkyFire> along with Jim
17:15 Join: Zade ([email protected]) to #sydney
18:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Ooh salt mines. I'd be awesome there
18:00 <SkyFire> don't worry, Exo will be your boss - LoL
19:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Perfect ;)
19:00 <Cath^> hi Jen
19:00 <^bozoJim> hello Jen hugs
19:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey anotherirc3r :D
19:00 <Exo> evening jenny :-)
19:00 <Exo> 3m4e3r4r3y 4c3h4r3i4s3t4m3a4s
19:00 <Exo> belated 
19:00 <^bozoJim> lol HellFury
20:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Cath
20:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Jim *hugs*
20:00 <Exo> miner 69er
20:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Cosmic^Girl
20:00 <anotherirc3r> heya Exo
20:00 <SkyFire> hi
21:00 <Exo> ohh ok so jim gets a hug
21:00 <^bozoJim> yes I do as I am a real gentleman u nlike you Exo
21:00 <Sutekh> anotherirc3r :D
21:00 <Exo> you know what they say jimmy
21:00 <Exo> nice guys finish last 
22:00 <^bozoJim> yes and at the rate you are going you will finish tonight
22:00 <^bozoJim> from an 'accident'
23:00 <Cosmic^Girl> ^bozoJim is the gentleman of the room, fo sho
23:00 <^bozoJim> thank you Cosmic^Girl
23:00 <couleurs> hogs n kosses
23:00 <SkyFire> not a chance
24:00 <beagle> prettier than origami
24:00 <SkyFire> kidnaps anotherirc3r
24:00 <beagle> you guys need a room ?
24:00 <^bozoJim> why
24:00 <^bozoJim> what we are doing is totally innocent
24:00 <beagle> oh yeah irc nevermind
24:00 <^bozoJim> and a lot less than what goes on in here some times
25:00 <beagle> im reheating the pizza from today , i ate the fetta cheese off it first
25:00 <^bozoJim> they do say fat or should I say adipose tissue absorbs them
25:00 <anotherirc3r> hehe cute
25:00 <anotherirc3r> heya beagle
25:00 <beagle> hello
26:00 <^bozoJim> chair
26:00 <^bozoJim> you better keep talking Exo as I think I am catching you
27:00 <beagle> howcome this pizza tastes better reheated ??!
27:00 <^bozoJim> yes please Kezzie my irxc wifey
27:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Ooh hawt Kezzie
27:00 <^bozoJim> irc
27:00 <beagle> sloppy .
27:00 <Exo> Cosmic^Girl are you trying to wake the sleeping dragon?
27:00 <SkyFire> hi Kezzie
27:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Who's the sleeping dragon?
27:00 <Kezzie> hi SkyFire
28:00 <Cosmic^Girl> He who shall not be named?
28:00 <Cosmic^Girl> He's not even in here
28:00 <beagle> neighbours ex just arrived back her place
28:00 <Exo> something your trying to wake up when you sat on me 
28:00 <couleurs> LiVeRPoOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28:00 <Cosmic^Girl> How cheeky :P
28:00 <^bozoJim> see Exo he is rude and crude
28:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Yaaaassss Liverpool
28:00 <^bozoJim> aww the poor baby fat rage quit
29:00 <Exo> why do good girls like the bad boyz
29:00 <^bozoJim> she likes a good guy like me as I am a gentlman
29:00 <Exo> lol
29:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Good girls like the good boys :D
29:00 <Exo> see, i;m right :D
30:00 <^bozoJim> yes one who spends over half his nights in the lock up
30:00 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
30:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1696) 2. ^bozojim(1179) 3. e|f(1161) 4. Sutekh(704) 5. HellFury(699) 6. Cath^(649) 7. SkyFire(624) 8. b1rd(545) 9. nigel(469) 10. Kezzie(365)
30:00 <^bozoJim> wow look at that I am coming after you now Exo
31:00 <^bozoJim> if he was o na a tall building he would create an eclipse on his ownm
31:00 <beagle> dis hot weather is rather ........
31:00 <Exo> lols HellFury
32:00 <^bozoJim> and what did you tell me last week Exo after your work christmas party
32:00 <Exo> uh oh here we go!
32:00 <beagle> its rather hard to deal with hot weather .......... 
32:00 <^bozoJim> wow that a kiss for me unexpected
32:00 <anotherirc3r> where are you from beagle?
32:00 <^bozoJim> than you my sexy irc wifey
32:00 <beagle> here
32:00 <beagle> u are there i gather
33:00 <beagle> who cares where we from
33:00 <beagle> the entire australia is hot
33:00 <anotherirc3r> yeah, that's true
33:00 <anotherirc3r> worse in some areas though
33:00 <^bozoJim> it is cooling down here now and we are going for a couple of cooler days with rain
33:10 * SkyFire passes an atomic hand grenade to [[[[[pong]]]]] minus the pin and runs in to a nuclear blast shelter and slams the door
34:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
34:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1711) 2. ^bozojim(1267) 3. e|f(1161) 4. HellFury(717) 5. Sutekh(704) 6. Cath^(649) 7. SkyFire(624) 8. b1rd(545) 9. nigel(469) 10. Kezzie(407)
34:00 <Kezzie> oh jim going to catch Exo
34:00 <^bozoJim> I am not sure if I will catch him but I will go close
34:00 <e|f> hennessey
34:00 <e|f> nice
34:00 <e|f> i like it
34:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I went to the beach all afternoon and it was lovelllllly
34:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Except for the million gazillion tourists
34:00 <anotherirc3r> damn Melbourne has really hot weather right now
34:00 <^bozoJim> wow nice Cosmic^Girl
34:49 Part: couleurs ([email protected]) from #sydney
35:00 <^bozoJim> I have the windos open and it is cooling down
35:00 <^bozoJim> I still have a lot of words to catch up to Exo and not sure if I cna do it yet
35:00 <hilly> Lol
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd should be king of ausnet
35:00 <hilly> Ye
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36:00 <^bozoJim> as  have an hour and twenty five muinutes left
36:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Exo is such a chatter box
36:00 <^bozoJim> yes he is and tells me I am a motor mouth
36:00 <^bozoJim> oops
36:00 <Kezzie> 1,1 ---4 .. .. 1 ---4 A
36:00 <Kezzie> 1,1 -4 .' 1 4` 1 4`. 1 -4 kiss
36:00 <Kezzie> 4,1 .'_.-...-._`. 4 for
36:00 <Kezzie> 1,1 4`. 1 ----- 4 .'1 4 you
36:00 <Kezzie> 1,1 --4 `-...-' 1 --4 ^bozoJim!
36:00 <Exo> they don't call me austnets number 1 chatter for nothing ya'know 
36:00 <^bozoJim> lets see how this is
36:00 <anotherirc3r> did you guys have a good Christmas?!
37:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Wonderful anotherirc3r! How about you? :)
37:00 <^bozoJim> yes I had a great christmas thanks anotherirc3r I had a day with no eddie
37:00 <^bozoJim> oops Exo
37:00 <^bozoJim> hugs my sexy irc wifey
37:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Nighty Kezzie!
37:00 <anotherirc3r> good to hear Cosmic^Girl and Jim! i had a great Christmas :)
37:00 <anotherirc3r> night Kezzie!!!
37:00 <anotherirc3r> sleep well lovely
38:00 <Kezzie> ty
38:00 <Exo> exy irc hubby jim <------ 
38:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Cute!
38:00 <anotherirc3r> haha where's your holiday spirit Exo!?
38:00 <Kezzie> can i get just a cuddle in bed u have to stay on top on sheet jim i married in real life lol
38:00 <^bozoJim> well I am Exo and if you like it or not is how it is
38:00 <^bozoJim> yes I know that Kezzie :)
38:35 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [2h11m36s]
39:00 <Cath^> lol Kezzie
39:00 <Kezzie> btw jim i gave Exo a hug yesterday he was to pass it onto you did he ??
39:00 <^bozoJim> no he did not
39:00 <^bozoJim> I think he kept it to himself
39:00 <anotherirc3r> oooh.. what flavour?
39:00 <Exo> yep i received a hug yesterday jimmy
39:00 <Kezzie> he was going to dob on me lol
39:00 <Exo> and it felt gooOood
39:00 <Kezzie> oi oi Exo
39:19 <SkyFire> wb
40:00 <^bozoJim> yes he would he is like that
40:00 <Kezzie> he jelous jim
40:00 <^bozoJim> it is ok Kezzie I will deal with him over it
40:00 <^bozoJim> yes he is of you and me
40:00 <Kezzie> thanks sweety
40:00 <anotherirc3r> can i have a sour candy cane?
40:00 <Kezzie> sky pissed off at us both now jim lol
40:00 <^bozoJim> lol I know he is and I love it
41:00 <^bozoJim> it is ok everyone talk amongst yourselves I will be back shortly and Exo a little after
41:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Sky is also pissed off at me :P
41:00 <anotherirc3r> yay! thanks Exo!
41:00 <anotherirc3r> what hug?
41:00 <Kezzie> lol
41:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
41:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1767) 2. ^bozojim(1512) 3. e|f(1166) 4. HellFury(717) 5. Sutekh(704) 6. Cath^(651) 7. SkyFire(624) 8. b1rd(545) 9. Kezzie(541) 10. nigel(469)
41:00 <Exo> Kezzie gave me this awesome hug yeserday 
41:00 <Kezzie> woohoo i not last now
42:00 <Exo> i didnt know they made sour candy canes :p
42:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Do you reminisce about the pash we had in the botanic gardens?
42:00 <anotherirc3r> they do!!!
42:00 <anotherirc3r> sour is the best
42:00 <^bozoJim> yes it is
42:00 <^bozoJim> I like lemon sour drops
42:00 <Exo> Cosmic^Girl; every night before i sleep i think about it and when i wake up i still think about it
42:00 <^bozoJim> followed by humbugs
42:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Lucky
42:00 <Cosmic^Girl> ;)
43:00 <^bozoJim> Exo will be back when he recovers he had a little accident with teh cat o nine tails and the whp and thought I was going to flog him so he flogged himself
43:00 <^bozoJim> yeah sure Exo as if we believe you
43:37 Part: Zade ([email protected]) from #sydney
44:00 <Cath^> lol
44:00 <Exo> well jimmy, if no one flogs you then you gotta flog yourself right?
44:00 <^bozoJim> given your open admission you have a different concubine every night from your dungeon
44:00 <^bozoJim> well yes Exo and you try to blame me for flogging you when I did try to stop you til you would not so I left
45:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Ni ni Kezzie :)
45:00 <anotherirc3r> aww. that's sweet Exo
45:00 <Exo> they don't call me sweet Exo for nothing jenny
45:00 <Kezzie> thanks sexy
45:21 <HellFury> ta
46:00 <^bozoJim> cough choke choke gag choke cough cough
46:00 <^bozoJim> sweet and Exo in the same sentance I k now that must be a mis print
46:00 <^bozoJim> as we all know Exo is never sweet
47:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Yes? You called?
47:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
47:00 <^bozoJim> take me away Cosmic^Girl you can punish me however you want
47:00 <Exo> arrest that man!
47:00 <Exo> LooooooooL 
47:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh my ^bozoJim
47:00 <Exo> jimmy getting cheeky and frisky just when his irc wifey goes to bed
47:00 <Cosmic^Girl> That's a little raunchy
48:00 <^bozoJim> not really I am standing ehre hands behind my back awaiting hand cuffs
48:00 <^bozoJim> as unlike Exo I do not put up a fight
48:00 <e|f> hi friends :D
49:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey e|f :D
49:00 <e|f> sup
49:00 <Exo> howdy e|f :)
49:00 <Exo> where did ya disappear to
49:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Exo can put up a fight all he likes :P
49:00 <e|f> i've been drinking Stella
49:00 <e|f> :O
50:00 <Exo> haha still? 
50:00 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Original GhostBusters Theme Song (Aug 5, 2008) Length: 4:04 - Category: Film & Animation - 163,033,286 views - 675,997 likes (93.7%), 45,811 dislikes (6.3%)
50:00 <^bozoJim> which is why I occasionally need to adjust Exos out look on things and his persona
50:00 <e|f> lol yea
51:00 <couleurs> who ya gonner cowl
51:00 <^bozoJim> when Exo has had a skin full he calls St Kilda Rd for them to bring the Exo van to collect him and take him to his pre booked cell
52:00 <^bozoJim> but we do not tell him that a lot as he does not like being reminded of his fault
53:00 <^bozoJim> wow it is just over an hour to reset and look at it Exo got me talking a lot again
53:00 <Exo> sure sure always blame it on the good guy 
53:00 <^bozoJim> you and good guy together, I think not
54:00 <Cosmic^Girl> So much testosterone tonight!
54:00 <Exo> not a title i gave myself, just what the people voted :p
54:00 <^bozoJim> but I forgot to tell you Exo the chatter box has a RFID on it so when you put me in it I use the key to get straight out agasin
54:00 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
54:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1914) 2. ^bozojim(1866) 3. e|f(1178) 4. HellFury(724) 5. Sutekh(704) 6. Cath^(652) 7. SkyFire(624) 8. Kezzie(560) 9. b1rd(545) 10. nigel(469)
54:00 <^bozoJim> wow look at that I am almost up to Exos tally
55:00 <^bozoJim> and it is true Exo and Jim are the channel chatter boxes when we are together
55:00 <Cosmic^Girl> That's because you adore each other
55:00 <^bozoJim> and at least we do not go into drug illicit or otherwise rants
55:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Like a lil bromance
56:00 <^bozoJim> we make the channel tick over
56:00 <anotherirc3r> that is actually really adorable Cosmic^Girl
56:00 <Exo> i'm the guy jim aspires to be 
56:00 <^bozoJim> hello Zade
56:00 <Zade> hello ^bozoJim
56:00 <Exo> evening Zade 
56:00 <Cosmic^Girl> They're pretty adorbs
56:00 <anotherirc3r> haha yes
56:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Oooooh no thank you e|f
56:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm not drinking
56:00 <^bozoJim> I am the gentleman Exo would like to be but he will always fall far short of
56:00 <e|f> :D
56:00 <Cosmic^Girl> For awhile :P
56:00 <Exo> don't get me confused with SkyFire
56:00 <Zade> hello Cath^
56:00 <Exo> SkyFire + ^bozoJim = the true bromance
57:00 <^bozoJim> I think not
57:00 <e|f> lol
57:00 <^bozoJim> when he calls me a fake blind as his shaggers back tells him I am not
57:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
58:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Raunchy!
58:00 <anotherirc3r> he picks on you because he likes you
58:00 <anotherirc3r> that's how it works, right?
58:00 <Exo> a love story better than brokeback mountain
58:00 <e|f> i ain't afraid of no ghost
58:00 <e|f> who you gonna call
58:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Ooh I love brokeback mountain
58:00 <e|f> Ghost Busters!
58:00 <^bozoJim> ok everyone shall I pole drive him into the channel floor head first or gently let him down
58:00 <British^Meat> busting makes me feeeeeel good!
59:00 <anotherirc3r> heya British^Meat
59:00 <British^Meat> no
59:00 <Cosmic^Girl> You should put him down nicely
59:00 <British^Meat> anotherirc3r no
59:00 <British^Meat> not now
59:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Because you're a gentleman
59:00 <anotherirc3r> no what?
59:00 <British^Meat> we cant battle
59:00 <anotherirc3r> i was just saying hi lol
59:00 <British^Meat> i know ur games
00:00 <^bozoJim> it is a shame Exo does not have a chest for it
00:00 <Exo> looooooooool
00:00 <Sutekh> anotherirc3r :D
00:00 <anotherirc3r> Sutekh!
00:00 <Sutekh> ill play any game with you ;p
00:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Sutekh
00:00 <couleurs> : )
00:00 <Cosmic^Girl> You're quiet tonight!
00:00 <Sutekh> Cosmic^Girl :)
00:00 <anotherirc3r> awww. thank you Sutekh
00:41 Part: PandasDontDrive ([email protected]) from #sydney
01:00 <Sutekh> Cosmic^Girl, yeah ;p
01:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmmm water please, kind sir
01:00 <Sutekh> ouch :D
01:00 <^bozoJim> sure
01:00 <Sutekh> Holy water?
01:00 <anotherirc3r> haha what a greeting
02:00 <Sutekh> anotherirc3r, i could really use a cheeseburger ;p
02:00 <Exo> i'll have a glass of martell
02:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Naw, you're the best ^b
02:00 <Cosmic^Girl> ^bozoJim
02:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Thanks!
02:00 <^bozoJim> aww shucks
02:00 <anotherirc3r> ohh, me too Sutekh! i tried one of the fanta flavours the other day
03:00 <Sutekh> oooer, any good?
03:00 <anotherirc3r> yeah! had the grape one
03:00 <Sutekh> yum
03:00 <^bozoJim> I have a nice glass of golden muskettel here
03:00 <Sutekh> i was cybering
03:00 <^bozoJim> just the juice non alcoholic
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04:00 <anotherirc3r> definitely good!
04:00 <anotherirc3r> lol what did gremz do?
04:00 <Exo> i like fanta pineapple 
04:00 <Sutekh> some server announcement
04:00 <^bozoJim> you said monday night you like having fanta and staminade and commiting fantacide
04:23 Part: stooged ([email protected]) from #sydney
05:00 <Exo> drinking a lot of pineapple makes your stuff taste like pineapple 
05:00 <^bozoJim> yes
05:00 <e|f> lol
05:00 <anotherirc3r> ahaha
05:00 <e|f> supposedly so
05:00 <anotherirc3r> yeah, apparently
05:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Makes your.......what? taste like pineapple? :P
05:00 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
05:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(2095) 2. Exo(1982) 3. e|f(1210) 4. Sutekh(743) 5. HellFury(724) 6. Cath^(652) 7. SkyFire(624) 8. Kezzie(560) 9. b1rd(545) 10. nigel(469)
05:00 <Exo> not sure it was what jim was telling me the other night 
05:27 <HellFury> leg feeling better?
05:45 Join: MrMW ([email protected]) to #sydney
05:45 Quit: MrMW ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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06:00 <anotherirc3r> i wanted to mix the sour with grape but they didn't have any sour flavour
06:00 <^bozoJim> wow look at that I am ahead of Exo
06:00 <^bozoJim> here we go Exo making up things about em again
06:00 <e|f> well
06:00 <^bozoJim> as well as the fake logs earlier
06:00 <e|f> whales have been known to dump their ... into sea water
06:00 <e|f> maybe that's why sea water tastes so salty
06:09 <MrMW> its friday party time!!!
07:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I have no idea what anyone is even talking about :P
07:00 <^bozoJim> or me
07:00 <Sutekh> Cosmic^Girl, thats normal
07:00 <Exo> me neither
07:00 <^bozoJim> sure Exo as if you dont given you are leading it
07:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Gotta go kids!
07:00 <Sutekh> niite CG
07:00 <^bozoJim> night Cosmic^Girl
07:00 <e|f> bye Cosmic^Girl
07:00 <e|f> :D
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08:00 <gecko> Cosmic^Girl, bye!
08:00 <Exo> nini CG
08:00 <^bozoJim> hello gecko
08:00 <gecko> Hi ^bozoJim!
08:00 <Exo> evening gecko 
08:00 <gecko> 13,1exxXXXxXXxxXXxo!
09:00 <Exo> 5f1L7a2M5M7M3M5m6M3m5M1m12M3M15a10b7L2E
09:38 Part: stooged ([email protected]) from #sydney
10:00 <e|f> 3m4e3r4r3y 4m3o4t3h4e3r-4f3u4c3k4i3n' 4c3h4r3i4s3t4m3a4s
10:00 <e|f> or boxing day or whatever
10:00 <Exo> last few days of 2018
11:00 <Exo> https://edition.cnn.com/2018/01/15/entertainment/gallery/people-we-lost-in-2018/index.html
11:00 <Sutekh> hey hey gecko :D
11:00 <gecko> Hey Sutekh!
12:00 <Exo> thanks Cath ^_^
13:00 <HellFury> mmm bbq chicken and pineapple pizza
13:00 <Cath^> no mushrooms
13:00 <Exo> yumm pineapple and pizza
13:00 <Exo> best combo 
13:00 <Exo> besides anchovies
13:00 <HellFury> why their a funguy
13:00 <Cath^> lol
13:00 <HellFury> mushroom dick
13:00 <anotherirc3r> you like anchovies Exo?!
13:00 <couleurs> yes!!!!!!!!!!
13:00 <Exo> i sure do jen
14:00 <HellFury> but not on pizza
14:00 <HellFury> yuck
14:00 <Exo> capricciosa with anchovies
14:00 <e|f> anchovies are an acquired taste
14:00 <b1rd> Yum
14:00 <couleurs> esp on pizza
14:00 <b1rd> Luv em
14:00 <HellFury> if you wanna eat fish just lick a salty mushroom dick ^_^
14:00 <anotherirc3r> you guys are awesome!
14:00 <anotherirc3r> love anchovies on capricciosa too!
14:00 <couleurs> capricciosa with anchovies 
15:00 <couleurs> !pisces
15:00 <b1rd> Yup
15:00 <anotherirc3r> haha yayyyy
15:00 <anotherirc3r> pisces!
15:00 <Exo> making me salivate 
15:00 <couleurs> me 2
16:00 <anotherirc3r> do you like anchovies e|f?
16:00 <e|f> i do
16:00 <Cath^> hi Flyboy
16:00 <Exo> yay mostly pro anchovy here 
17:00 <Exo> thought i was the only one 
17:00 <HellFury> no thanks
17:00 <^bozoJim> its just starting to light rain outside
17:00 <HellFury> yuck lol
17:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm proud of this channel
17:00 <anotherirc3r> me too Exo!
17:00 <Sutekh> Thanks Jimbo
18:00 <HellFury> add in anchovies jim and you are a legend :P
18:00 <^bozoJim> red
18:00 <Exo> tighty whities = yey or ney?
18:00 <Sutekh> anotherirc3r, a lot of work goes into this channel when the natives are asleep ;p
18:00 <HellFury> not white now
19:00 <Exo> looool
19:00 <HellFury> i can see a anchovy stain
19:00 <anotherirc3r> haha i don't doubt that Sutekh
19:00 <Cath^> yay! i like a bit of mystery
19:38 <SkyFire> getting there
19:51 <SkyFire> going to take awhile to heal
20:00 <Exo> hi FlyBoy
20:00 <FlyBoy> hey Exo
20:00 <Exo> a/s/l ?
21:00 <^bozoJim> hello Moonie
21:00 <Moonie> Hey people...
21:00 <Moonie> Hey jim
22:00 <Cath^>  
22:00 <Cath^> hi Flyboy
22:00 <Moonie> What's happening?
22:00 <HellFury> mm tripped over cat dish
22:00 <HellFury> lucky i didn't face plant
23:00 <Moonie> Very lucky, slow down Hellfury..
23:00 <HellFury> oh i wasn't watching wher ei was going
23:32 <HellFury> mmm
23:34 <HellFury> not good
24:00 <Cath^> !ttop10
24:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(2170) 2. Exo(2084) 3. e|f(1263) 4. HellFury(784) 5. Sutekh(769) 6. Cath^(674) 7. SkyFire(624) 8. Kezzie(560) 9. b1rd(549) 10. nigel(469)
24:00 <anotherirc3r> wow Cath.. look at you!
25:00 <Moonie> That was silly then.. :)
25:00 <Exo> good evening peeps 
25:00 <Moonie> Yo Exo..
25:00 <MrMW> dark warm park
25:00 <SkyFire> hi Exo
25:00 <MrMW> my trenchcoat is all sweaty
25:00 <Exo> howdy Moonie MrMark SkyFire
25:51 <SkyFire> takes 4+ weeks or so
26:00 <Cath^> close but no cigar
26:00 <Exo> lol too hot to be wearing a trenchoat at the park today mark
26:00 <SkyFire> :)
26:00 <Exo> but it helps
26:00 <MrMW> should i go naked in the park then
26:00 <Exo> need to conceal yourself behind a bush at most 
27:00 <^bozoJim> look at that I am still out in front
27:00 <Exo> it's getting a little bit better now 
27:00 <Exo> dropped to 26
27:00 <Moonie> Maybe stop shaving for a while then.
27:00 <Exo> it was like an oven at the gym 
27:00 <SkyFire> then heads to the park and takes out MrMark
27:00 <SkyFire> 30.0 C here
28:00 <Exo> you can't simply go to the park to find mark
28:00 <Exo> camouflage level 100
28:00 <Exo> when he is ready to flash you he will present himself 
28:00 <SkyFire> finds him no matter what camo he is using
28:00 <MrMW> thats right
28:28 <SkyFire> !ttop10
28:29 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1389) 2. b1rd(1358) 3. Cath^(748) 4. WhoMadeWho(628) 5. e|f(552) 6. Sutekh(405) 7. SkyFire(214) 8. anotherirc3r(197) 9. HellFury(187) 10. PandasDontDrive(124)
29:00 <nigel> Back
29:00 <MrMW> im a professional flasher
29:00 <Exo> more difficult than where's wally
29:00 <MrMW> its on my tax return
30:00 <anotherirc3r> wb?
30:00 <nigel> Ya
30:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH3x1PSYcm8
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nouvelle Vague - Making Plans for Nigel (May 24, 2008) Length: 3:33 - Category: Music - 3,040,161 views - 7,682 likes (97.6%), 191 dislikes (2.4%)
30:00 <nigel> Thanks BlackDevil 
30:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
30:00 <nigel> I’m goin with Vance Joy today
30:00 <anotherirc3r> who is nigel?
30:00 <Exo> lool
30:00 <Exo> he goes underground like the viet cong
30:00 <SkyFire> including Exo
30:00 <Sutekh> evening Exo :D
30:00 <MrMW> ehehe
30:00 <Exo> yoo Sutekh 8-D
30:00 <Exo> your bf Mark is ere
30:00 <SkyFire> hehehe
30:00 <SkyFire> hi Sutekh
30:00 <HellFury> sutteh
30:00 <HellFury> er
30:00 <HellFury> suttyker
31:00 <nigel> I’m Nigel 
31:00 <nigel> :|
31:00 <anotherirc3r> do you have another nickname?
31:00 <Zade> he works at british steel and he must be happy 
31:00 <nigel> That’s just my name
31:00 <nigel> I only have the one 
31:00 <Sutekh> yeah, Hi mark, bf :D
31:00 <Moonie> Sketuh ?
31:00 <SkyFire> yah missed
31:00 <Sutekh> hey SkyFire, HellFury
31:00 <HellFury> that too Moonie
31:00 <Sutekh> hi Moonie :D
31:00 <HellFury> :p
31:00 <HellFury> !ttop10
31:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1507) 2. b1rd(1358) 3. Cath^(748) 4. WhoMadeWho(628) 5. e|f(553) 6. Sutekh(419) 7. SkyFire(313) 8. HellFury(235) 9. Kezzie(201) 10. anotherirc3r(197)
31:00 <Exo> well well well
31:00 <HellFury> geez exo
31:00 <HellFury> your kicking ass
31:00 <Moonie> Hey Sutekh..  :)
31:00 <Exo> looks like i am dominating jim once again
31:00 <Exo> hardly trying
31:00 <SkyFire> LoL
32:00 <anotherirc3r> ohh, a new person
32:00 <Sutekh> nigel :D back for round 2 huh
32:00 <MrMW> typing with one hand
32:00 <Moonie> Exo the shit dribbler?
32:00 <SkyFire> bashes Moonie
32:00 <Exo> no Moonie, it's all quality over quantity
32:00 <SkyFire> watches Exo go up in flames
33:00 <nigel> Yeah I have a good 10 mins before I need to make lunch for the girls
33:00 <Sutekh> ohh
33:00 <nigel> That’s my life
33:00 <Moonie> Oh no!!
33:00 <Exo> cool now im the human torch
33:00 <^bozoJim> well well well well
33:00 <Moonie> Good song Hellfury..
33:00 <SkyFire> pours some petrol on Exo
33:00 <HellFury> yah its stuck in my head
34:00 <Sutekh> can do alot in 10 mins
34:00 <nigel> Can really rub one out in that time
34:00 <nigel> If I don’t use PH
34:00 <Cath^> o.o
34:00 <Zade> hope you wash your hand before making kids lunch 
34:00 <^bozoJim> the Exo has decided to come and join us
34:00 <HellFury> fking cramps killing me
34:00 <Sutekh> Exo under seige
34:00 <HellFury> leaning forward to see if they ease off and its making back hurt
34:00 <^bozoJim> and note it is early so he must have had a granny tinder date tonight and had to get her back to the nursing home
34:00 <Moonie> Exo Seagal
35:00 <nigel> But you know... you try to do that in the middle of the day and the kids will burst in
35:00 <nigel> Zade: why?
35:00 <Sutekh> yep, a man of ur abilities could probably get the toilet cleaned in 10 mins too
35:00 <Zade> wb nigel, you were missed
35:00 <Sutekh> might have to step in and even up the odds ;p
35:00 <^bozoJim> hello Sutekh
35:00 <Exo> well well well
35:00 <Exo> look who decided to pull himself away from himself
35:00 <Moonie> If it was a granny, he would have been here after the 6pm news.
35:00 <Exo> good evening jimmy 
35:00 <Sutekh> hey Jimbo, u get upto no good again today?
35:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/DDKfwD6
35:00 <Exo> nice of u to join us this evening 
35:00 <^bozoJim> no I had to sort of sort a upset stomach out
36:00 <nigel> It was like an eternity 
36:00 <Zade> kids prob dont want jizz all over their sangers 
36:00 <HellFury> lol
36:00 <nigel> Good point 
36:00 <Sutekh> ;p
36:00 <HellFury> !b1rd, does
36:00 <Moonie> haha I love that meme HF.. :)
36:00 <Sutekh> u need to lay off the wine Jim
36:00 <HellFury> :P
36:00 <^bozoJim> it is not that
36:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/JeMoArj
36:00 <^bozoJim> I ended up in the back of a meat wagon lunchtime
36:00 <Exo> haha steven seagul
36:00 <SkyFire> lol
37:00 <nigel> But I’m making pasta
37:00 <HellFury> he loves jizz sangers
37:00 <HellFury> Jizz pasta
37:00 <nigel> Jizz pasta
37:00 <nigel> Good product name really
37:00 <nigel> I’d buy it
37:00 <HellFury> yeah stroke it out in the pasta and mix and eat
37:00 <Sutekh> nigel, i warned u about the "night" crowd in here :D
37:00 <anotherirc3r> lol
37:00 <Zade> or soggy sao
37:00 <Moonie> hmm.. Well, that one doesn't apply to me.
37:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
37:00 <HellFury> applies to a few who sit on irc
37:00 <HellFury> :D
37:00 <Moonie> It does..
37:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/OXne0dE
38:00 <nigel> Ha, they’re tame
38:00 <anotherirc3r> we're a good crowd
38:00 <HellFury> nah Zade its a soggy weet-bix
38:00 <HellFury> just add salt
38:00 <Moonie> hahaha
38:00 <SkyFire> done a bit more to R2D2 and the Mustang - no photos yet
38:00 <Sutekh> its a hard life SkyFire
38:00 <SkyFire> lol
39:00 <Zade> oh
39:00 <SkyFire> well you don't have a busted up hamstring
39:00 <HellFury> i used this on a dickhead who sent me a dick pic
39:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/jOcB3iY
39:00 <HellFury> i was blocked
39:00 <Sutekh> MrMW where u taking me on NYE bf?
39:00 <Moonie> No sense of humour..
40:00 <Zade> i have neither in my pantry 
40:00 <HellFury> seaman salt works
40:00 <Zade> soggy salada 
40:00 <HellFury> nope
41:00 <Exo> lol @ people sending cock pics
41:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/lvL5E3F
42:00 <Zade> i should go to a supermarket oneday 
42:00 <damian> wtf
42:00 <damian> how does HellFury have @ and i dont
42:00 <damian> IN WHAT WORLD IS THAT FAIR
42:00 <HellFury> haha
42:00 <MrMW> Sutekh im taking u to a very special park and a very special bush
42:00 <Sutekh> MrMW, im looking forward to it :D
43:00 <nigel> Buy cheese
43:00 <Zade> got some in the fridge 
43:00 <Zade> and milk 
43:00 <nigel> Just buy some
43:00 <e|f> sup
43:00 <Moonie> Hey elf..
44:00 <nigel> There is more than one type 
44:00 <Zade> oh
44:00 <Zade> beside cheddar?
44:00 <anotherirc3r> no way
44:00 <anotherirc3r> there is only one type surely
44:00 <Zade> thats what i reckon
44:00 <HellFury> yeah motherclucker
44:00 <e|f> nm, chillin'
44:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/vIigLm7
44:00 <damian> hey HellFury
44:00 <damian> you wanna see a good dick pic
44:00 <damian> https://www.biography.com/.image/t_share/MTE5NDg0MDU1MTU1NTQxNTE5/dick-van-dyke-9515591-2-raw.jpg
44:00 <HellFury> wanna see one
44:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/WFlmYXz
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45:00 <Zade> craft cheddar in blue pack 
45:00 <e|f> the one type is danish blue
45:00 <e|f> for sure
45:00 <e|f> mix it up with some olives and red wine
45:00 <nigel> Perfect
45:00 <damian> ew, that's gross
45:00 <damian> i'm pretty sure it shouldn't be that red
45:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/M7huVpT
45:00 <HellFury> shouldn't be wooden too
46:00 <Zade> if i eat at home i normally eat toasted cheese sanger for dinner
46:00 <Zade> nuh no red wine for me 
46:00 <nigel> Sounds healthy 
46:00 <e|f> you're missing out
46:00 <e|f> red wine is nirvana
46:00 <Zade> red wine is yuck 
46:00 <e|f> heh
46:00 <HellFury> oh i got one for you damian
47:00 <e|f> i guess you need the palette for it
47:00 <e|f> but nevermind
47:00 <Zade> makes me spew
47:00 <Zade> bad hangovers 
47:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/BSNCDfI
48:00 <e|f> k
48:00 <e|f> what do you like to drink then ?
48:00 <e|f> if not red wine
48:00 <Zade> scotch
49:00 <e|f> ok
49:00 <e|f> that is nice too
49:00 <Zade> vodka 
49:00 <e|f> can't really pair those with food
49:00 <e|f> maybe as a digestif
50:00 <nigel> So how ‘bout them Yankees
50:00 <Zade> hello WhoMadeWho
50:00 <gecko> Meh
50:00 <WhoMadeWho> i keep getting summoned here
50:00 <WhoMadeWho> hello Zade
50:00 <anotherirc3r> heya WhoMadeWho
51:00 <WhoMadeWho> hello anotherirc3r
51:00 <gecko> Hi jen!
51:00 <gecko> e|f did you do any programming today?
51:00 <e|f> no
51:00 <e|f> but i drank some beer so i'm a champion nonetheless
51:00 <anotherirc3r> heya gecko!
52:00 <e|f> very productive day it was
52:00 <anotherirc3r> the modesty is strong with e|f
52:00 <gecko> Haha
52:00 <nigel> Ciao for now
52:00 <gecko> Good effort e|f
52:00 <e|f> thx :D
52:00 <MrMW> i think they forgot to put alcohol in this jd bottle............
52:00 <MrMW> im not pised enough yuet
52:00 <e|f> 1 litre bottle?
52:00 <MrMW> yep
52:00 <e|f> knock half of that away
52:00 <e|f> you'll feel it
53:00 <e|f> almost finished my six pack of stella
53:00 <e|f> nerve endings are tingling
53:00 <e|f> good feeling
54:00 <WhoMadeWho> stelllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
54:00 <e|f> i'm one of those people who gets happy etc when drinking
54:00 <^bozoJim> I dont drink at all as my body cannot handle it
55:00 <anotherirc3r> how was your Christmas WhoMadeWho?
55:00 <WhoMadeWho> have a cuppah tea instead
55:00 <^bozoJim> I have a liver that cannor process alcohol
55:00 <Zade> mayhe you should try cocaine ^bozoJim
55:00 <WhoMadeWho> it was excellent
55:00 <WhoMadeWho> how was yours
56:00 <gecko> Too much beer in your twenties, jim?
56:00 <anotherirc3r> really great thank you!
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58:27 <SkyFire> Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay - more children have been removed from Nauru
59:00 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
59:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(2209) 2. Exo(2084) 3. e|f(1368) 4. HellFury(816) 5. Sutekh(811) 6. Cath^(679) 7. SkyFire(624) 8. nigel(597) 9. Kezzie(560) 10. b1rd(549)
59:00 <anotherirc3r> damn i wish i had chocolate
00:00 <e|f> lol
00:00 <e|f> one more can of stella
00:00 <e|f> then i'm out for the night
00:00 <e|f> (brb)
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01:00 <anotherirc3r> how many have you had e|f?
01:00 <e|f> i only drank a six pack
01:00 <WhoMadeWho> anotherirc3r what is your favourite type of chocolate
01:00 <e|f> so 500ml x 6
02:00 <anotherirc3r> ahh, nice
02:00 <e|f> i get happy and cuddly when drunk so all good
02:00 <e|f> :D
02:00 <anotherirc3r> hmmm.. rocky road is one of my favourites
02:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
02:00 <anotherirc3r> lol cute e|f
02:29 <SkyFire> https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-28/blue-light-sky-queens-new-york-city-transformer-explosion/10672026
03:00 <e|f> some people turn into demons when drunk
03:00 <e|f> not I
03:00 <WhoMadeWho> i am a bit of a bastard when it comes to chocolate.......i prefer to seperate chocolate from milk/sugar products
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04:00 <anotherirc3r> oh? what's your favourite WhoMadeWho?
04:00 <WhoMadeWho> dark 80 percent cocoa
04:00 <WhoMadeWho> as far as chocolate goes
04:00 <anotherirc3r> geez. that's bitter!
04:26 <SkyFire> Dinner time - Keep clear or be eaten
05:00 <WhoMadeWho> as far as milk/sugar products go.....thats a different story
05:00 <e|f> well
05:00 <e|f> kinder egg chocolate for the win
05:00 <e|f> basically
05:00 <WhoMadeWho> yes anotherirc3r...real chocolate is bitter
05:00 <WhoMadeWho> thats the thing
05:00 <anotherirc3r> i prefer mine with more sugar WhoMadeWho
05:00 <IGA> <+Devil45> why drive a ferrari when a bugatti goes faster?
05:50 <^bozoJim> wobble ball I come a wobblin back to you
06:00 <WhoMadeWho> over the years.....the sugar has slowy but surely replaced the cocoa
06:00 <WhoMadeWho> and people mistake it for chocolate
06:00 <WhoMadeWho> its just milk and sugar with chemical colouring
06:00 <anotherirc3r> true
06:00 <HellFury> !IGA, can you not paste what is said elsewhere in here
06:00 <HellFury> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3G5IXn0K7A
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hampton the Hamster "The Hamsterdance Song" (Feb 3, 2009) Length: 3:34 - Category: Music - 13,698,087 views - 77,929 likes (95.5%), 3,659 dislikes (4.5%)
06:00 <e|f> old 1
06:00 <HellFury> please
06:00 <e|f> hamsterdance song
06:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> That nice song jimmy
06:54 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> One pong fav
07:00 <anotherirc3r> it tastes good though lol
07:00 <WhoMadeWho> yes...yes it does
07:00 <anotherirc3r> black forest chocolate block!
07:00 <HellFury> yeah it is
07:00 <IGA> <T-City> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
07:00 <IGA> LOL
08:00 <WhoMadeWho> but i would just prefer people be honest about their food choices and admit they prefer sugar/milk to actual chocolate
08:00 <WhoMadeWho> for the record
08:00 <anotherirc3r> that's fair enough
08:00 <anotherirc3r> i did have lindt 85% cocoa chocolate for a bit
09:00 <anotherirc3r> it was too much though
09:00 <WhoMadeWho> its like coffee anarchy
09:00 <WhoMadeWho> shit fuck
09:00 <WhoMadeWho> anotherirc3r
09:00 <WhoMadeWho> fuck you tab button
09:00 <HellFury> lol
09:00 <WhoMadeWho> real coffee is bitter as fuck too
09:00 <anotherirc3r> yes, true
09:00 <anotherirc3r> i prefer it with milk
10:00 <WhoMadeWho> most people dont prefer real coffee
10:00 <WhoMadeWho> i have weened myself off sugar
10:00 <anotherirc3r> sounds difficult :/
10:00 <anotherirc3r> do you have fruit?
10:00 <WhoMadeWho> yes but i know what you are going to say
11:00 <WhoMadeWho> fruit as sugar in it
11:00 <Cath^> WhoMadeWho hello
11:00 <anotherirc3r> true but it's still better for you than refined sugar
11:00 <WhoMadeWho> but it also has lots of other things too like fibre
11:00 <anotherirc3r> i like refined sugar too much
11:00 <WhoMadeWho> hello Cath^
11:00 <Moonie> Hey Cath..
12:00 <WhoMadeWho> i do not even have sugar in my house....and never does a soft drink enter my fridge
12:00 <WhoMadeWho> perhaps i could enter you though anotherirc3r
12:00 <anotherirc3r> nope
12:00 <WhoMadeWho> right
12:00 <WhoMadeWho> thats sorted then
12:00 <Exo> wb Cathay
12:00 <Sutekh> Catherine, ive been waiting all night for you
12:00 <Cath^> hi Moonie
12:00 <Cath^> ta Exo
12:00 <Cath^> Sutekh you have been waiting for me all your life
13:00 <anotherirc3r> hmm.. ferrero rochers are looking tempting right now
13:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
13:00 <anotherirc3r> or the raffaelos
13:00 <Cath^> lol
13:00 <WhoMadeWho> whats that fruit and nut chocolate that cadbury does
13:00 <WhoMadeWho> i used to like that
13:00 <anotherirc3r> isn't it just fruit and nut?
13:00 <Cath^> Exo...i had a frozen pineapple Fanta..thought of you ;)
13:00 <Sutekh> ive been pacing up and down my room, weeping, banging the walls etc etc
13:00 <^bozoJim> good evenign Cath^
13:00 <Exo> haha 
13:00 <Cath^> howdy Jim
13:00 <Exo> now you will always think of me when you see pineapple
13:00 <Cath^> Sutekh you sound frustrated
13:00 <Exo> or listen to uptown funk
13:00 <Cath^> haha Exo
14:00 <Cath^> yep lol
14:00 <WhoMadeWho> lol could be
14:00 <WhoMadeWho> the thing is really though.........you can eat any fucking thing you like in the right balance of intakes
14:00 <anotherirc3r> i want to try the chocolate with kettle sea salt chips
14:00 <Sutekh> ;/
14:00 <kinda_boringmale> can i have another Exo 
15:00 <Cath^> not enough kettle chips in i reckon
15:00 <WhoMadeWho> nothing wrong with a binge eating of anything....in the context of a balanced intake of goods
15:00 <anotherirc3r> does the kettle sea salt work flavour work with the chocolate Cath?
15:00 <WhoMadeWho> anyone can eat the living fuck out of anything if they want
15:00 <anotherirc3r> calories in v calories out, right?
15:00 <WhoMadeWho> just gotta balance it with good stuff
15:00 <Cath^> i'm here now..enjoy!
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16:00 <Cath^> i was hoping so but the corn chip one worked better i reckon..more crunch
16:00 <anotherirc3r> try getting monthly cravings WhoMadeWho!
16:00 <WhoMadeWho> yeah...gotta move your body enough to burn up what you shove in your facehole
16:00 <Cath^> i was surprised
16:00 <anotherirc3r> ohhh.. they sound good too
16:00 <Cath^> hey HellFury
16:00 <kinda_boringmale> gotta love a wet noodle slap
17:00 <WhoMadeWho> you talking about periods arent you
17:00 <anotherirc3r> yes
17:00 <WhoMadeWho> as far as i am concerned you can eat whatever the fuck you like then
17:00 <Exo> i see you HellFury shakin' dat ass
18:00 <WhoMadeWho> cuz thats a big cross to bare
18:00 <anotherirc3r> ahhh, thank you WhoMadeWho
18:00 <Cath^> hehe
18:00 <anotherirc3r> that's actually kind of you
19:00 <Cath^> you freak at the sight of blood WhoMadeWho?
19:00 <WhoMadeWho> if my inards expelled themselves once a month from the inside of my body.....i would not be scared to throttle satan during that week
19:00 <Cath^> lol
19:00 <HellFury> lol is that what he thinks what periods are
19:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
19:00 <HellFury> jesus
19:00 <HellFury> heya cath
20:00 <WhoMadeWho> its your eggs leaving your body
20:00 <HellFury> 3 more days and its 2019
20:00 <HellFury> this year went past fast
20:00 <Moonie> Crazy fast..
20:00 <Exo> scribble up some new years resolutions
20:00 <HellFury> last 4 months have been full on
20:00 <Exo> it will be 2020 before we know it 
20:00 <HellFury> since i took on school pick up
20:00 <HellFury> and next year will go fast as well
20:00 <Exo> how much longer is that going for
20:00 <HellFury> coz of the school pick ups
21:00 <WhoMadeWho> Menstruation, also known as a period or monthly, is the regular discharge of blood and mucosal tissue (known as menses) from the inner lining of the uterus through the vagina.
21:00 <HellFury> bro wants me to do it til boys start high school
21:00 <HellFury> i don't mind
21:00 <HellFury> their 10 next year
21:00 <HellFury> Lij (15) isn't a problem
21:00 <HellFury> its the twins
21:00 <Moonie> Double troube..
21:00 <Moonie> +l
21:00 <Exo> is it just pick up or drop off too
21:00 <HellFury> actually their pretty good
21:40 <MrMW> everybodys got a hungry heart!!!
21:40 * Kezzie gives ^bozoJim a hot, juicy, where'd you learn to do that, ohmygod that feels so good, put your hand here, mmmmm and your tongue here, how can you do this to me, even my eyeballs are sweating, you have no idea how bad i want you, mmmm chills everywhere, dont want to be good, just want to be bad, can i get closer, i wanna feel, im begging, just be with me forever kiss :)
21:48 * Kezzie says after kissing ^bozoJim ...I climbed up the door, and shut the stairs.....I said my clothes, and pulled off my prayers.....I shut off my bed, and climbed in to the light.....All because ^bozoJim kissed me !!!**Smoooooches** WOW What a kiss!!
22:00 <HellFury> just pick up after school
22:00 <Exo> that;s alright 
22:01 <Kezzie> !ttop10
22:01 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1389) 2. b1rd(1358) 3. Cath^(748) 4. WhoMadeWho(628) 5. e|f(552) 6. Sutekh(405) 7. SkyFire(232) 8. anotherirc3r(197) 9. HellFury(187) 10. PandasDontDrive(124)
22:27 <^bozoJim> hugs Kezzie my wonderful sexy irc wifey
22:44 * Kezzie gives ^bozoJim a hot, juicy, where'd you learn to do that, ohmygod that feels so good, put your hand here, mmmmm and your tongue here, how can you do this to me, even my eyeballs are sweating, you have no idea how bad i want you, mmmm chills everywhere, dont want to be good, just want to be bad, can i get closer, i wanna feel, im begging, just be with me forever kiss :)
22:53 <^bozoJim> I have a lot to do I see our sone in law has been ranting and gas bagging again
22:54 <Kezzie> !ttop10
22:56 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1389) 2. b1rd(1358) 3. Cath^(748) 4. WhoMadeWho(628) 5. e|f(552) 6. Sutekh(405) 7. SkyFire(232) 8. anotherirc3r(197) 9. Kezzie(195) 10. HellFury(187)
23:00 <Zade> i think aunty flo is visiting sounds nicer 
23:00 <b1rd> Free lube dont need foreplay
23:00 <anotherirc3r> ugh
23:00 <b1rd> Hehe
23:00 <HellFury> yep your right Zade
23:00 <Cath^> b1rd...
23:00 <HellFury> they can't be unsupervised after school on his week he has them coz of their age
23:00 <Exo> yeh still young 
23:00 <HellFury> and after school care is 200 a week
23:00 <Moonie> Ouch
23:00 <HellFury> so in saying that im saving him the after school care fees
23:00 <HellFury> and boys get to be away from their bullies
23:04 <Kezzie> bbl hugssss
23:05 <lx>  k Kezzie...
23:06 <^bozoJim> go Kezzie
23:15 <^bozoJim> hugs Kezzie my love cuddles
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23:57 * HellFury lifts leg near [[[[[pong]]]]] and lets off a loud smelly fart and looks around to see if [[[[[pong]]]]] is gagging
24:00 <b1rd> Wot
24:00 <WhoMadeWho> what the hell did b1rd just say
24:00 <b1rd> U dont bang bitches on their rags? I always do
24:00 <Cath^> YOU ALWAYS NEED FOREPLAY! got it? ggrrr
24:00 <b1rd> Na not if got blood lol
24:00 <HellFury> coz thats why im doing it some of the grade 6 boys pick on Ethan
24:00 <Exo> you are doing a good deed
24:00 <HellFury> which i saw when i picked them up one day
24:00 <HellFury> kid was relieved to see me
25:00 <HellFury> oops
25:00 <anotherirc3r> eww
25:00 <^bozoJim> lol
25:00 <WhoMadeWho> i just got lost in this conversation
25:00 <b1rd> Just dip it in
25:00 <HellFury> yuck
25:00 <b1rd> Na its not bad
25:00 <Cath^> i'll dip you in in a sec
25:00 <b1rd> A shpwer after helps tho
25:00 <b1rd> Hehehe 
25:00 <e|f> HellFury is the auntie everyone needs but few get
25:00 <HellFury> i have 3 more neices i barely see coz they live on the north side
25:00 <HellFury> but yeah said kids backed off when i called his name
26:00 <Raichu> Cop that Ross
26:00 <Cath^> you WILL foreplay b1rd!
26:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm thinking that's a good thing WhoMadeWho
26:00 <b1rd> K
26:00 <gecko> 13,1exXXXxXxXXo!
26:00 <Moonie> So, do you charge him the family rate? $100/week
26:00 <Exo> 7F10L2a2m10m14M10m10M2A5b15l14L13l13l4L15L2l3L2L7E2E7e2E12E12E2E3e5e7e
26:02 <Raichu> :P
27:00 <WhoMadeWho> anotherirc3r are you LGBQTIABCDEFGHIJKLMNO ?
27:00 <WhoMadeWho> or hetrosexual ?
27:00 <b1rd> Lolol
27:00 <anotherirc3r> hahaha
27:00 <HellFury> haha no
27:00 <Moonie> :D
27:00 <HellFury> i do it coz i'm their aunty
27:00 <HellFury> if he pays me then he pays me i don't expect anything
27:00 <gecko> Oh hey Exo ;)
27:00 <Exo> does it out of the kindness of her heart 
28:00 <HellFury> jeebus
28:00 <anotherirc3r> i'm hetero
28:00 <WhoMadeWho> im hetro too
28:00 <WhoMadeWho> we are a minority
28:00 <anotherirc3r> we are?
28:00 <WhoMadeWho> yes
28:00 <Exo> how are you gecko mi lady?
28:00 <gecko> I'm great! Had work today and then saw Aquaman. How are you?
29:00 <WhoMadeWho> its not fashionable to be hetro at the moment
29:00 <Cath^> does it really matter?
29:00 <WhoMadeWho> only when it comes to maintaining our species Cath^
29:00 <b1rd> Really? 
29:00 <Exo> good good, still on holidays
29:00 <Exo> was aquaman any good?
30:00 <WhoMadeWho> apart from that...not really
30:00 <b1rd> Well with the poor quality of women i see no surprise guys better
30:00 <Cath^> ha!
30:00 <b1rd> Not u course cath :) 
30:00 <Cath^> b1rd..i do not like your tone
30:00 <b1rd> K
30:00 <gecko> Yeah I really liked it!
30:00 <gecko> Jason Momoa almost makes me straight
30:00 <gecko> He's a beefcake
30:21 <^bozoJim> he would not gag he is use to the fumes from the effulent pond
31:00 <anotherirc3r> am i an exception to this too?!
31:00 <Exo> sweet! might check it out this weekend
31:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> How u kno pong had one jimmy
31:50 Quit: T-City ([email protected]) Changing hosts
31:50 Join: T-City ([email protected]) to #sydney
32:00 <Cath^> noone is perfect but seriously show some respect
32:00 <WhoMadeWho> eventually the species will come back down to one man and one woman....and if they are not at least bisexual or gender fluid.....we are fucked
32:00 <b1rd> Kk
32:00 <b1rd> Ye tru
32:00 <b1rd> I wanna nok up a relo
32:00 <^bozoJim> hello gecko
32:00 <gecko> You should
32:00 <gecko> Hi Jim
33:00 <WhoMadeWho> say wot ?
33:00 <Cath^> do you really think it will really come down to a single pair left?
33:00 <WhoMadeWho> if it did Cath^.....what would you reccomend they do
33:00 <Sutekh> that guy needs a haircut ;p
34:00 <Cath^> that they use common sense
34:00 <Cath^> if humanity relied upon your shoulders i would think you would do what was for the greater good? i would
34:50 <HellFury> lol
35:00 <WhoMadeWho> Cath^ if you were the last woman left on earth and a devout lesbian.....would you let a man seed you ?
35:00 <Cath^> yes
35:00 <WhoMadeWho> you answered me before i asked
35:00 <b1rd> Good
35:00 <beagle> lol @ seed
35:00 <WhoMadeWho> are you pyschic
35:00 <b1rd> R u lesbo cath
35:00 <Cath^> he better have nice forearms lol
35:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
35:00 <b1rd> Hehe
35:00 <damian> appletini
35:00 <damian> i so want to try one of those
35:00 <damian> i've been watching way too much Scrubs lately
35:00 <e|f> vodka martini please
35:00 <e|f> lots of olive juice
35:00 <Moonie> heh Haven't watched Scrubs in ages..
35:00 <Cath^> oh good gecko...i wanna see Aquaman
36:00 <Cath^> ;p
36:00 <Cath^> b1rd no
36:00 <b1rd> Gonna nok up me cuzni figured out wen her period is
36:00 <WhoMadeWho> the thing is..........asking a devout lesbian to let a man seed her......would be like me letting a man put his semen in my arse......
36:00 <WhoMadeWho> very icky
36:00 <Cath^> b1rd are you for real? or just looking for a reaction?
36:00 <anotherirc3r> ah, what a lovely analogy WhoMadeWho
36:00 <damian> you should, it's so good!
36:00 <damian> just got up to season 9 though.. i lost interest but liz is still watching
36:00 <Moonie> I have all the seasons on DVD.
36:00 <damian> nice! i think i have 1-4, but i hadn't collected anything after that because i no longer had a dvd player
36:00 <damian> same with smallville!
36:00 <damian> and mythbusters actually
36:00 <damian> all of the classics
37:00 <b1rd> So now jus gotta a. Save up a moneyshot for right day then b. Pay her for sex and pull conny off last minute 
37:00 <b1rd> Na i for real
37:00 <WhoMadeWho> but mentally just as challenging anotherirc3r
37:00 <WhoMadeWho> therefore good on that last woman.....if she is a lesbian........for taking one for the team
37:00 <gecko> Go for it Cath^ :)
38:00 <Cath^> WhoMadeWho some lesbians want children...they get artifically inseminated...turkey baster also works if they are that offended
38:00 <WhoMadeWho> yes yes...im talking about when there are no artifical means left
38:00 <WhoMadeWho> just one man and one woman left
38:00 <Cath^> :D
39:00 <WhoMadeWho> on gilligans island
39:00 <b1rd> Ill do it
39:00 <Cath^> pretty sure that is not legal b1rd so please refrain from discussing it here
39:00 <b1rd> Lol k
39:00 <Exo> ill go with you Cath
40:00 <Cath^> don't laugh and brush it off...i'm being serious
40:00 <b1rd> Had this bitch i used to cum in years ago
40:00 <Exo> shout me some goldclass tickets
40:00 <Moonie> haha
40:00 <Exo> hanky panky optional 
40:00 <Cath^> okay
40:41 Join: e|f ([email protected]) to #sydney
40:48 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o e|f
41:00 <b1rd> When iabout 22
41:00 <b1rd> She took lottt of cum
41:00 <Cath^> next
41:00 <Cath^> at least i know you'll show up ;p
41:00 <Exo> woohoo
41:00 <Cath^> lol
41:00 <Cath^> hehe
42:00 <b1rd> I could blow in her like easy twenty to thirty times a night
42:00 <b1rd> Didnt even care about gettin her off
42:00 <b1rd> Lol
42:00 <Exo> run the hair under a running tap every 30 mins to look like roman reigns
43:00 <b1rd> Fuk i had lotra cum bak then
43:00 <WhoMadeWho> is that even possible ?
43:00 <b1rd> Yes
43:00 <b1rd> Was 22
43:00 <WhoMadeWho> 20 cums a night ?
43:00 <Cath^> lol
43:00 <b1rd> Yea can
43:00 <WhoMadeWho> i think yur making shit up now
43:00 <b1rd> No
43:00 <b1rd> U ask her
43:00 <b1rd> She got nice fat ass now lol
43:00 <Sutekh> i gotta look like him to impress Catherine
44:00 <b1rd> Probly shud hit her up again and give her a decent root this time
44:00 <Exo> cath has some high standards 
44:00 <Exo> waiting for the selfie which b1rd promised her this morning 
45:00 <Cath^> like 20 or 30 times wasn't decent enough lol...i think she'll pass
45:00 <WhoMadeWho> personnaly i like a good sleep
45:00 <Sutekh> haha
45:00 <b1rd> Ye never slept with her. 
45:00 <Sutekh> b1rd is dreaming again ;p
45:00 <Sutekh> ill get some lotion for my bald spots
45:00 <Sutekh> b1rd is unreliable
45:00 <Cath^> b1rd will deliver
45:00 <Exo> just shave everything off and have the lex luthor or professor x look 
46:00 <Cath^> cumming is meant to make you sleepy
46:00 <b1rd> Never time to sleep
46:00 <b1rd> Na
46:00 <b1rd> It energizes me
46:00 <Cath^> how old are you now?
46:00 <b1rd> 38
46:00 <WhoMadeWho> sleep is good
46:00 <Exo> lol 
46:00 <Exo> haven't seen b1rd in awhile
46:00 <Sutekh> yeah
46:00 <Cath^> lotion..bald spots...
46:00 <Exo> possibly copped a z line 
46:00 <Sutekh> rograin or something
46:00 <Cath^> b1rd is busy preening for his photo shoot
46:00 <Sutekh> chemist tried to sell me
47:00 <b1rd> Yea we never slept was a problem
47:00 <b1rd> Im like. Im goin home coz cant sleep near u just wanna fuk
47:00 <b1rd> I sunburned too painful sleep
47:00 <Exo> ashley martin 98% success rate 
47:00 <Sutekh> haha
47:00 <Exo> !seen *b1rd*
47:00 <StatsOP> I found 20 matches to your query.  Here are the 5 most recent (sorted): b1rd b1rd1 pedob1rd b1rd_copped_it_in_the_arse b1rd_. b1rd ([email protected]) was last seen parting #sydney 6 hours, 17 minutes ago stating "{}".
47:00 <Exo> oh there he is
47:00 <Exo> b1rd_copped_it_in_the_arse 
47:00 <Exo> lx needs an update
47:00 <lx> 12 Beauty is everlasting, And dust is for a time.
47:00 <Exo> -lx-  *b1rd* has not been seen.
48:00 <IGA> <b1rd> I could blow in her like easy twenty to thirty times a night
48:00 <IGA> stop the lies
48:00 <IGA> <WhoMadeWho> is that even possible ?
48:00 <IGA> no its not
48:00 <b1rd> Hello breaker
48:00 <b1rd> Not for u
48:00 <IGA> lol @ breaker
48:00 <b1rd> Im a powerful man. 
48:00 <Sutekh> like , do u see Prince william or the other one on TV worried about their lack of hair
48:00 <Exo> yeh thats true
49:00 <Cath^> breaker breaker
49:00 <IGA> you are a nobody that thinks fucking pigs like Lumeah is good
49:00 <IGA> you are retard 
49:00 <WhoMadeWho> Sutekh is pretty fertile.....but even he can only cum five times in any 12 hour block
49:00 <b1rd> She was a good fuk
49:00 <IGA> LOL good fuck she is morbid obese
49:00 <b1rd> I can cum about five times now
49:00 <Sutekh> he got Meghan, so i must have some hope, right?
49:00 <Exo> though they do have a lot of $$$
50:00 <b1rd> But when young. Nonstop. 
50:00 <Cath^> drug enhanced?
50:00 <b1rd> No
50:00 <b1rd> Was off drugs then
50:00 <Sutekh> yeah money and a title, but what else he have that i dont ;p
50:00 <Exo> would have a lot of money stashed away during the centuries of colonialization under the british empire
50:00 <e|f> some of the things they own are priceless 
51:00 <b1rd> Just a young strong guy
51:00 <Sutekh> Cath ;/
51:00 <b1rd> Iga dont talk about lumeah like that
51:00 <Cath^> virile
51:00 <Cath^> like a gladiator
51:00 <b1rd> Shes a lovely girl
51:00 <b1rd> Yea
51:00 <Cath^> sorry been watching too much Spartacus lol
51:00 <e|f> or are owned by the govt in part instead
51:00 <Sutekh> he doesnt even have a real job
51:00 <Sutekh> he is like b1rd, but with cash
52:00 <b1rd> I made lumeah cum really hard
52:00 <b1rd> She had multiples
52:00 <Sutekh> cath, yikes
52:00 <b1rd> Nice big tits too
52:00 <Sutekh> b1rd enough of that shit mate
52:00 <b1rd> :) 
52:00 <Sutekh> women are present
52:00 <WhoMadeWho> whats that womans name that used to play Xena princess warrior
52:00 <b1rd> Ye
52:01 <Kezzie> bbl rest time
52:22 <e|f> kk
53:00 <Cath^> wonder why you're single b1rd
53:00 <b1rd> I single coz.. 
53:00 <Cath^> lucy lawless?
53:00 <WhoMadeWho> YES HER
53:00 <HellFury> Lucy Lawless
53:00 <b1rd> Want me xuz
53:00 <b1rd> Cuz
53:00 <WhoMadeWho> she was in some tv series about spartacus wasnt she ?
53:00 <b1rd> That was name of bitch i used as a cum towep
53:00 <WhoMadeWho> or something ancient
53:00 <Exo> b1rd the guy in the van who will rear end you and speed off 
53:00 <e|f> a lot of land all over the world is owned by the royals - Crown land
53:00 <e|f> they collect rent
53:00 <Exo> haha they were talking about princes Charles's medals the other day
53:00 <Exo> none earnt
54:00 <b1rd> Her workin name was lucy
54:00 <anotherirc3r> Lucy Lawless is gorgeous
54:00 <Cath^> yeah she's in it
54:00 <WhoMadeWho> yes she is hawt
54:00 <b1rd> I said to her as a joke...  Loosey goosey
54:00 <Cath^> yeah she is
54:00 <Exo> just given to him
54:00 <Sutekh> haha
54:00 <e|f> yeah
54:00 <Exo> mostly from mommy
54:00 <e|f> do you really think they'd put the royals in danger on the frontline of the battlefield
54:00 <e|f> lol
54:00 <e|f> be a bit of a fuckup if one of them was shot or whatever
54:57 <MrMW> wheres sexy Exo........the park will be dark soon
55:00 <b1rd> Ye she took my cum so well
55:00 <Cath^> right b1rd...
55:00 <b1rd> Cute lil thing too
55:00 <b1rd> Tried stab me twice
55:00 <Cath^> you've been warned upteenth times
55:00 <Cath^> ENOUGH
55:00 <b1rd> Ok sry
55:00 <b1rd> I stop
55:00 <Cath^> you better boy wonder..i mean it
55:00 <HellFury> Ross the toss
55:00 <Moonie> hmmm.. I think my neighbours have gone away and left their dog outside..
55:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
55:00 <Cath^> Hi pong
55:00 <Sutekh> one of them flew a helicopter or something in battle, the prince, but, i dunno how much danger he was in
55:00 <Exo> 1r6o12s3S15S 5t5h10e 6t2O3s10S2S7s13s13s1s6s
55:23 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> In Jim’s bedroom
56:00 <anotherirc3r> haha boy wonder
56:00 <b1rd> K
56:00 <HellFury> yeah you wonder where hes been
56:00 <b1rd> That kid in america body builder
56:00 <b1rd> ? 
56:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiii
56:00 <Cath^> what type of dog? take him in Moonie
56:00 <Moonie> It's a beagle.. I'm going to confirm if they're home in the morning, if they're not there I'll take her in. Luckily I heard them call her name.
56:00 <Cath^> Sutekh you perfect how you are..we all are :D
57:00 <b1rd> Ye i b nice now
57:00 <b1rd> Its comfy with my legs up but cant sleep like that
57:00 <Cath^> are you in Melb?
57:00 <Moonie> Nope, Sydney.
57:00 <Exo> https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/queens-speech-front-lavish-gold-13776817
57:00 <Cath^> near me?
57:00 <Moonie> It was 41 here today.
57:00 <Moonie> I dunno, are you near me?
57:00 <Moonie> haha
57:26 <hilly> they having poosex
58:00 <Cath^> i can see you..maybe
58:00 <Cath^> hi there
58:00 <Sutekh> sure i am Cath, ill stop with the lotions and creams ;p
58:00 <Cath^> o.o
58:00 <Cath^> i'm pretty perfect
59:00 <b1rd> Ouch
59:00 <WhoMadeWho> i think i bed myself now
59:00 <Cath^> cause i use lotions and creams ;p
59:00 <e|f> keeps the skin youthful, eh?
59:00 <Sutekh> God made women perfect, men , well he made us ugly hairly beasts, except out fckn scalps.. wtf is with that?
59:00 <Cath^> lol
59:00 <Exo> i too use lotions n creams
00:00 <Cath^> well that was silly of you b1rd
00:00 <Exo> haha
00:00 <Cath^> i use nivea soft
00:00 <e|f> it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
00:00 <Exo> yes and some fuglier than others
00:00 <Cath^> it's the best
00:00 <e|f> who knows that movie quote ??
00:00 <Cath^> can use on face, body, hands
00:00 <Exo> i use clarins
00:00 <Sutekh> why do i need hair all over my anus, and none on my head?
00:00 <Moonie> Everyone should know it, elf.. he
00:00 <Moonie> heh
01:00 <Cath^> oh hi Trump
01:00 <President_Trump> ahh Cath^, there you are, waiting for me again
01:00 <Exo> i think we should all just wear powdered wigs like that did in the 18th century
01:00 <Cath^> i can relocate it to your scalp if you like
01:00 <Cath^> haha Exo
01:00 <e|f> ah those powdered wigs
02:00 <Cath^> bustiers and ballgowns
02:00 <e|f> maybe Sutekh should become a high court judge
02:00 <Sutekh> trump has a good wig
02:00 <Sutekh> yeah e|f
02:00 <e|f> it's a comb over
02:00 <e|f> donald trump
02:00 <Moonie> Shame he never uses it.
02:00 <Exo> hahahaha
02:00 <Cath^> Moonie you are too close for comfort lol
02:00 <Sutekh> lol
02:00 <Moonie> hahaha Really?
02:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> With PandasDontDrive
02:40 <hilly> Yeahhh
02:50 <hilly> pandasdontdrive love poosex
03:00 <Cath^> really!
03:00 <Exo> how far away?
03:00 <Cath^> meet you at campbelltown maccas
03:00 <Moonie> hahahaha
03:52 * SkyFire kills PandasDontDrive
03:55 <SkyFire> and hilly
03:57 <SkyFire> heheheh
04:00 <Cath^> time waits for no man and neither do i
04:00 <President_Trump> why are you waiting for me then?
04:00 <President_Trump> you gave up waiting for pisstopher, he gave you the boot lol
04:00 <Cath^> at least you'd show up
04:00 <Cath^> :/
04:00 <Moonie> Shall have to one night. :) 
04:00 <Exo> or will he
04:00 <Moonie> Not tonight, I'm buggered.
04:00 <Cath^> lol
04:08 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He has it with b1rd
04:15 <hilly> Yesss
04:27 <SkyFire> but only PandasDontDrive doesn't actually die - only hilly does
04:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> PandasDontDrive and b1rd tongue kiss
04:39 <hilly> Yup
04:40 <SkyFire> muahahahaha
05:00 <Exo> maccas dates are the best
05:00 <Cath^> :/
06:00 <Exo> https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/sydney-to-melbourne-in-40-minutes-hyperloop-idea-pitched-to-government/news-story/a9327659547b8ae63adfc976ccde9009
06:00 <Sutekh> yeah read that, what a joke
06:00 <Exo> it will be like the monorail on the simpsons
07:00 <Cath^> we could hang out on Saturday night Exo
07:00 <Sutekh> 1000kms in 40 mins, umm yeah Ok ill vote for that guy
07:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDOI0cq6GZM
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Simpsons - Monorail Song (Aug 13, 2014) Length: 2:57 - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 1,225,469 views - 5,150 likes (97.4%), 139 dislikes (2.6%)
07:00 <e|f> vote Quimby!
07:57 Part: PandasDontDrive ([email protected]) from #sydney
08:00 <Exo> haha
08:00 <Exo> we could Cath^
08:00 <Exo> but change the location to hungry jacks
08:00 <Cath^> haha
08:00 <Exo> the burgers are better at hungry jacks
09:00 <e|f> yeah
09:00 <Moonie> Campbelltown Hungry Jacks sux.
09:00 <e|f> flame grilled
09:00 <Exo> bigger burgers
09:00 <Cath^> i shout you gold class and i get hungry jacks? :/
09:18 <British^Meat> hah
09:38 <British^Meat> u mad him a sad panda puss :(
09:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> British^Dog^Shit
10:00 <Cath^> your Louis Vuitton belt would look classy at hungry jacks
10:50 <British^Meat> [[[[[pong]]]]] you have no power over me
10:56 <British^Meat> i am at peace
11:00 <e|f> LV belt would be about the weekly wage of someone who works there
11:07 <British^Meat> you are nothing, you cannot penetrate my defenses
11:11 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Kekeke
11:20 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> P
11:23 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> O
11:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> N
11:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> G
11:34 * SkyFire bashes [[[[[pong]]]]]
12:00 <Sutekh> almost as bad as what Exo pays to op here
17:00 <Cath^> Trump hello
19:00 <anotherirc3r> wb
19:00 <Cath^> big nite Moonie
19:00 <Moonie> Work's just tiring..
19:00 <President_Trump> Cath^ hello
19:00 <Exo> haha
19:00 <Exo> LV belt with the gucci shoes
19:00 <Exo> evening randall
20:00 <e|f> buy some nice moreschi shoes
20:00 <e|f> italian
20:00 <e|f> <33333
20:00 <President_Trump> where is the model waffler
20:00 <Cath^> do you have some of these shoes?
20:00 <e|f> https://www.moreschi.it/en_wr/shop-online/men/shoes
21:00 <e|f> i do
21:00 <Exo> moreschi have some smexy shoes 
21:00 <Cath^> this channel is becoming like a GQ magazine
22:00 <anotherirc3r> haha
22:00 <Moonie> omg suede camouflage... 
22:00 <Exo> lol is that a good thing Cath^
22:00 <Cath^> yed
22:00 <e|f> i also have a pair of thongs... cost me $2
22:00 <e|f> classy
22:00 <Cath^> suede camouflage loafers
22:45 Part: Raichu ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:53 Join: Raichu ([email protected]) to #sydney
23:00 <Exo> i find aquila shoes most comfortable with a reasonable price 
23:00 <Moonie> I need some.
23:00 <Cath^> i don't care as long as you smell nice
23:00 <Exo> is smelling nice more important that forearms
23:01 Part: Raichu ([email protected]) from #sydney
24:00 <HellFury> lol
24:00 <e|f> what about nice smelling forearms ?
24:00 <e|f> double whammy
24:00 <Exo> haha yeah
25:00 <Cath^> haha
26:00 <Cath^> tough one
26:00 <Cath^> i'm going with smelling nice
27:00 <e|f> what men's cologne do you like ?
27:00 <Cath^> currently Versace Dylan Blue
28:00 <e|f> hmm
28:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
28:00 <Exo> haha i use versace the most
28:00 <e|f> you might like Eros too
29:00 <Cath^> yup i like that one too
29:00 <Cath^> Dylan Blue is new i think
31:00 <e|f> Eros is sort-of remniscient of a pina colada in a coconut being sipped while on the beach
31:00 <Cath^> hahahaha
32:00 <e|f> :D
32:00 <Cath^> if only lol
32:58 <hilly> Lol
33:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd should be king of ausnet
33:22 <hilly> Ye
34:00 <e|f> ;)
35:09 Part: SkyFire ([email protected]) from #sydney
36:00 <Moonie> pina colada sounds good.
37:00 <Cath^> yum
38:00 <HellFury> penis colada
38:00 <Cath^> pass
39:00 <HellFury> mrmark will have one
39:00 <MrMW> i will
40:00 <Cath^> hi MrMW
40:00 <Moonie> How is a penis colada made - Does the liquid come from a penis or is it stirred by one?
41:00 <Cath^> too much analysis into this Moonie lol
41:00 <HellFury> lol
41:00 <e|f> i'm out for the night
41:00 <e|f> goodnight friends
41:00 <HellFury> wank it out and give it to the person :P
41:00 <e|f> stay happy and safe
41:00 <Cath^> night e|f
41:00 <e|f> ^_^
41:00 <HellFury> add alco
41:00 <Moonie> Seeya elf..
41:00 <HellFury> i think
41:00 <HellFury> never had one
41:00 <Moonie> If that's the case, maybe I should be a bartender.
41:00 <HellFury> don't like the taste of sperm :P
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43:00 <Sutekh> ewww
43:00 <Cath^> give me a real pina colada any day
44:00 <Moonie> Agreed.
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50:14 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.109.160) from #sydney
51:00 <Cath^> next
51:00 <Cath^> where did Exo go?
52:00 <Sutekh> he is a busy man, probably watching the stock exchange ;p
52:00 <Moonie> ... or masturbating in the corner.
53:00 <Cath^> well he needs to come back
54:00 <Cath^> are you all good now Sutekh?
55:00 <Sutekh> good? yep, the flash saved the day again
55:00 <Cath^> yay!
55:00 <President_Trump> Sutekh still having sex with goats?
55:00 <Sutekh> sure trump, i want to create another baby like you :D
56:00 <President_Trump> i have sex with emu's
56:00 <HellFury> haha
56:00 <Cath^> poor Trump :/
57:00 <HellFury> burnt
57:00 <Moonie> That'd be dangerous..
57:00 <President_Trump> lol @ Cath^ and HellFury, both angry coz they are Trump rejects
58:00 <IGA> Moonie a.s.l?
58:00 <Cath^> finally i'm a Trump reject yay!
58:00 <Sutekh> trump is a miracle of creation, 1/3 goat 1/3 emu and 1/3 undetermined
58:00 <Moonie> Old enough.not enough.far enough...
58:00 <HellFury> we need one of these
58:00 <HellFury> https://i.etsystatic.com/17645425/r/il/0de1dc/1498076668/il_570xN.1498076668_3roi.jpg
58:00 <HellFury> where can i order
00:00 <President_Trump> you going to spray that on your vagina?
00:00 <Cath^> Trump behave
02:00 <President_Trump> Cath^ i'm HellFury's not yours
02:00 <President_Trump> sorry
02:00 <Cath^> all yours HellFury ;)
02:00 <Moonie> haha
04:00 <HellFury> its ok trump we all know emus are your lovers
04:00 <President_Trump> you calling yourself an emu?
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06:00 <Moonie> G'night peoples...
06:00 <Sutekh> niites
07:00 <MrMW> burp
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08:33 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o HellFury
12:00 <Cath^> nite Moonie
15:00 <Sutekh> yay its Saturday
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18:37 <^bozoJim> hello Moonie
18:38 <Moonie> Hey people...
18:41 <Moonie> Hey jim
19:52 <Moonie> What's happening?
20:17 <HellFury> mm tripped over cat dish
20:22 <HellFury> lucky i didn't face plant
20:53 <Moonie> Very lucky, slow down Hellfury..
21:12 <HellFury> oh i wasn't watching wher ei was going
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22:42 <Moonie> That was silly then.. :)
22:46 <+Exo> good evening peeps
23:04 <Moonie> Yo Exo..
23:05 <MrMW> dark warm park
23:09 <SkyFire> hi Exo
23:13 <MrMW> my trenchcoat is all sweaty
23:21 <+Exo> howdy Moonie MrMark SkyFire
23:37 <+Exo> lol too hot to be wearing a trenchoat at the park today mark
23:40 <SkyFire> :)
23:44 <+Exo> but it helps
23:52 <MrMW> should i go naked in the park then
24:01 * Exo pours MrMW and SkyFire a triple scotch on the cocks
24:10 * SkyFire shoots Exo
24:32 <+Exo> need to conceal yourself behind a bush at most
24:45 <+Exo> it's getting a little bit better now
24:51 <+Exo> dropped to 26
24:57 <Moonie> Maybe stop shaving for a while then.
25:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] parted with message: []
25:05 <+Exo> it was like an oven at the gym
25:10 <SkyFire> then heads to the park and takes out MrMark
25:21 <SkyFire> 30.0 C here
25:43 <+Exo> you can't simply go to the park to find mark
25:54 <+Exo> camouflage level 100
26:00 * SkyFire uses a secret tracker
26:00 <jigsaw> hi cretins
26:05 <+Exo> when he is ready to flash you he will present himself
26:15 <SkyFire> finds him no matter what camo he is using
26:17 <MrMW> thats right
26:34 <MrMW> im a professional flasher
26:41 <+Exo> more difficult than where's wally
26:47 <MrMW> its on my tax return
26:56 * SkyFire grabs a flame thrower and sets the entire park on fire
27:40 <+Exo> lool
27:46 <+Exo> he goes underground like the viet cong
27:47 <SkyFire> including Exo
27:52 <Sutekh> evening Exo :D
28:02 <MrMW> ehehe
28:04 <+Exo> yoo Sutekh 8-D
28:08 * SkyFire goes underground, using a burning Exo as a torch
28:09 <+Exo> your bf Mark is ere
28:11 <SkyFire> hehehe
28:13 <SkyFire> hi Sutekh
28:14 <HellFury> sutteh
28:16 <HellFury> er
28:18 <HellFury> suttyker
28:30 * Exo throws SkyFire into prison with ^bozoJim
28:36 <Sutekh> yeah, Hi mark, bf :D
28:37 <Moonie> Sketuh ?
28:38 * MrMW gives Sutekh a quick flash at no charge
28:42 <SkyFire> yah missed
28:44 <Sutekh> hey SkyFire, HellFury
28:54 <HellFury> that too Moonie
28:56 <Sutekh> hi Moonie :D
28:57 <HellFury> :p
28:59 <HellFury> !ttop10
29:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1507) 2. b1rd(1358) 3. Cath^(748) 4. WhoMadeWho(628) 5. e|f(553) 6. Sutekh(419) 7. SkyFire(313) 8. HellFury(235) 9. Kezzie(201) 10. anotherirc3r(197)
29:05 <+Exo> well well well
29:08 <HellFury> geez exo
29:10 <HellFury> your kicking ass
29:10 <Moonie> Hey Sutekh.. :)
29:14 * HellFury dances in her chair (_/_) (_\_) to current song on and wiggles her (_|_) at Exo!
29:14 <+Exo> looks like i am dominating jim once again
29:20 <+Exo> hardly trying
29:22 <SkyFire> LoL
29:30 * SkyFire sets the bot on fire
29:35 <MrMW> typing with one hand
29:38 <Moonie> Exo the shit dribbler?
29:46 <SkyFire> bashes Moonie
29:59 <+Exo> no Moonie, it's all quality over quantity
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30:10 * Exo dances around the room like Floyd Mayweather
30:31 <SkyFire> watches Exo go up in flames
30:45 <Moonie> Oh no!!
30:48 * Moonie urinates on Exo
30:56 * HellFury turns up wilson phillips Hold on
31:00 <+Exo> cool now im the human torch
31:00 <Sutekh> :D
31:06 * Exo FlamEeee ONNnn
31:15 <^bozoJim> well well well well
31:18 <Moonie> Good song Hellfury..
31:33 <SkyFire> pours some petrol on Exo
31:33 <HellFury> yah its stuck in my head
31:49 <^bozoJim> the Exo has decided to come and join us
32:05 <HellFury> fking cramps killing me
32:07 <Sutekh> Exo under seige
32:18 <HellFury> leaning forward to see if they ease off and its making back hurt
32:21 <^bozoJim> and note it is early so he must have had a granny tinder date tonight and had to get her back to the nursing home
32:29 <Moonie> Exo Seagal
32:36 <Sutekh> might have to step in and even up the odds ;p
32:44 <^bozoJim> hello Sutekh
33:07 <+Exo> well well well
33:14 <+Exo> look who decided to pull himself away from himself
33:18 <Moonie> If it was a granny, he would have been here after the 6pm news.
33:18 <+Exo> good evening jimmy
33:18 * SkyFire flicks a lit match at Exo
33:21 <Sutekh> hey Jimbo, u get upto no good again today?
33:22 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/DDKfwD6
33:22 <+Exo> nice of u to join us this evening
33:30 <^bozoJim> no I had to sort of sort a upset stomach out
33:43 <Moonie> haha I love that meme HF.. :)
34:00 <President_Trump> *bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok
34:01 <Sutekh> u need to lay off the wine Jim
34:11 <HellFury> :P
34:13 <^bozoJim> it is not that
34:17 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/JeMoArj
34:24 <^bozoJim> I ended up in the back of a meat wagon lunchtime
34:24 <+Exo> haha steven seagul
34:30 * HellFury fans fart at bart
34:31 <SkyFire> lol
34:55 <Moonie> hmm.. Well, that one doesn't apply to me.
34:55 <lx> ...ah huh...
35:06 <HellFury> applies to a few who sit on irc
35:18 <HellFury> :D
35:18 <Moonie> It does..
35:23 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/OXne0dE
35:40 <Moonie> hahaha
35:48 <SkyFire> done a bit more to R2D2 and the Mustang - no photos yet
36:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] parted with message: []
36:03 * MrMW hides behind the prickly bush
36:13 <Sutekh> its a hard life SkyFire
36:34 <SkyFire> lol
36:49 <SkyFire> well you don't have a busted up hamstring
36:59 <HellFury> i used this on a dickhead who sent me a dick pic
37:01 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/jOcB3iY
37:04 <HellFury> i was blocked
37:08 * HellFury shrugs
37:10 <Sutekh> MrMW where u taking me on NYE bf?
37:28 <Moonie> No sense of humour..
37:42 <HellFury> nope
39:09 <+Exo> lol @ people sending cock pics
39:13 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/lvL5E3F
39:55 <damian> wtf
39:59 <damian> how does HellFury have @ and i dont
40:03 <damian> IN WHAT WORLD IS THAT FAIR
40:07 <HellFury> haha
40:08 <MrMW> Sutekh im taking u to a very special park and a very special bush
40:27 <Sutekh> MrMW, im looking forward to it :D
41:03 <e|f> sup
41:13 <Moonie> Hey elf..
41:38 <HellFury> yeah motherclucker
41:44 <e|f> nm, chillin'
41:45 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/vIigLm7
41:52 <damian> hey HellFury
41:56 <damian> you wanna see a good dick pic
42:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] parted with message: []
42:17 <damian> https://www.biography.com/.image/t_share/MTE5NDg0MDU1MTU1NTQxNTE5/dick-van-dyke-9515591-2-raw.jpg
42:28 <HellFury> wanna see one
42:29 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/WFlmYXz
42:47 <damian> ew, that's gross
42:53 <damian> i'm pretty sure it shouldn't be that red
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43:01 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/M7huVpT
43:08 <HellFury> shouldn't be wooden too
43:13 * HellFury ducks
44:08 <HellFury> oh i got one for you damian
44:36 * HellFury ducks
44:37 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/BSNCDfI
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49:38 <MrMW> i think they forgot to put alcohol in this jd bottle............
49:56 <MrMW> im not pised enough yuet
50:10 <e|f> 1 litre bottle?
50:15 <MrMW> yep
50:21 <e|f> knock half of that away
50:24 <e|f> you'll feel it
50:28 Part: SkyFire ([email protected]) from #sydney
51:43 * Exo hands MrMW another triple scotch on the cocks
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59:00 <Cath^> nite
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03:07 <IGA> <+Devil45> why drive a ferrari when a bugatti goes faster?
03:41 <HellFury> !IGA, can you not paste what is said elsewhere in here
03:43 <HellFury> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3G5IXn0K7A
03:46 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hampton the Hamster "The Hamsterdance Song" (Feb 3, 2009) Length: 3:34 - Category: Music - 13,698,087 views - 77,929 likes (95.5%), 3,659 dislikes (4.5%)
03:59 <e|f> old 1
04:01 <HellFury> please
04:03 <e|f> hamsterdance song
04:50 <HellFury> yeah it is
04:58 <IGA> <T-City> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
05:03 <IGA> LOL
07:00 <IGA> IkanBilis
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09:03 * e|f sighs
09:18 Join: Cath^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
09:28 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
09:32 <Moonie> Hey Cath..
09:37 <+Exo> wb Cathay
09:38 <Sutekh> Catherine, ive been waiting all night for you
09:40 * Exo slaps IGA around a bit with a large trout
09:44 <Cath^> hi Moonie
09:53 <Cath^> ta Exo
10:07 <Cath^> Sutekh you have been waiting for me all your life
10:15 * Exo shares some chocolate and strawberries with Cath^
10:46 <Cath^> Exo...i had a frozen pineapple Fanta..thought of you ;)
10:51 <Sutekh> ive been pacing up and down my room, weeping, banging the walls etc etc
10:53 <^bozoJim> good evenign Cath^
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11:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] is now known as IkanBilis
11:00 <IkanBilis> hi IGA
11:01 <+Exo> haha
11:03 <Cath^> howdy Jim
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11:16 <+Exo> now you will always think of me when you see pineapple
11:17 <Cath^> Sutekh you sound frustrated
11:22 <+Exo> or listen to uptown funk
11:24 * Exo slaps kinda_boringmale around a bit with a large trout
11:26 <Cath^> haha Exo
11:56 <Sutekh> ;/
12:00 <IGA> how are you?
12:28 <kinda_boringmale> can i have another Exo
12:41 <Cath^> i'm here now..enjoy!
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13:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] set mode: +o HellFury
13:00 <IkanBilis> cold n cold
13:00 <IkanBilis> you
13:00 <IkanBilis> going to be a white January here
13:25 * Exo slaps kinda_boringmale around with a wet noodle
13:32 * HellFury dances in her chair (_/_) (_\_) to current song on and wiggles her (_|_) at Exo!
14:01 <kinda_boringmale> gotta love a wet noodle slap
14:01 <Cath^> hey HellFury
15:02 <+Exo> i see you HellFury shakin' dat ass
17:23 <HellFury> heya cath
17:37 <HellFury> 3 more days and its 2019
17:41 <HellFury> this year went past fast
17:45 <Moonie> Crazy fast..
17:54 <+Exo> scribble up some new years resolutions
18:03 <HellFury> last 4 months have been full on
18:06 <+Exo> it will be 2020 before we know it
18:08 <HellFury> since i took on school pick up
18:15 <HellFury> and next year will go fast as well
18:21 <+Exo> how much longer is that going for
18:23 <HellFury> coz of the school pick ups
18:35 <HellFury> bro wants me to do it til boys start high school
18:52 <HellFury> i don't mind
19:00 <HellFury> their 10 next year
19:13 <HellFury> Lij (15) isn't a problem
19:15 <HellFury> its the twins
19:21 <Moonie> Double troube..
19:24 <Moonie> +l
19:29 <+Exo> is it just pick up or drop off too
19:32 <HellFury> actually their pretty good
19:36 <HellFury> just pick up after school
20:07 <+Exo> that;s alright
20:38 <HellFury> they can't be unsupervised after school on his week he has them coz of their age
20:47 <+Exo> yeh still young
20:48 <HellFury> and after school care is 200 a week
20:53 <Moonie> Ouch
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21:23 <HellFury> so in saying that im saving him the after school care fees
21:31 <HellFury> and boys get to be away from their bullies
21:50 <HellFury> coz thats why im doing it some of the grade 6 boys pick on Ethan
22:13 <+Exo> you are doing a good deed
22:14 <HellFury> which i saw when i picked them up one day
22:29 <HellFury> kid was relieved to see me
22:48 <e|f> HellFury is the auntie everyone needs but few get
23:07 <HellFury> i have 3 more neices i barely see coz they live on the north side
23:24 <HellFury> but yeah said kids backed off when i called his name
24:04 <gecko> exXXXxXxXXo!
24:11 <Moonie> So, do you charge him the family rate? $100/week
24:16 <+Exo> FLammMmMAblLllLLlLLEEeEEEEeee
24:31 * Exo schooches over and sits next to gecko
24:45 <HellFury> haha no
24:51 <Moonie> :D
24:52 <HellFury> i do it coz i'm their aunty
25:16 <HellFury> if he pays me then he pays me i don't expect anything
25:21 <gecko> Oh hey Exo ;)
25:33 <+Exo> does it out of the kindness of her heart
25:46 <+Exo> how are you gecko mi lady?
26:26 <gecko> I'm great! Had work today and then saw Aquaman. How are you?
27:18 <+Exo> good good, still on holidays
27:24 <+Exo> was aquaman any good?
27:55 <gecko> Yeah I really liked it!
28:00 <IkanBilis> https://imgur.com/a/Vmb8V73
28:08 <gecko> Jason Momoa almost makes me straight
28:14 <gecko> He's a beefcake
28:54 <+Exo> sweet! might check it out this weekend
30:00 <IkanBilis> like my pics?
30:03 <^bozoJim> hello gecko
30:11 <gecko> You should
30:14 <gecko> Hi Jim
31:25 * Exo hands gecko and ^bozoJim a appletini
31:27 <Sutekh> that guy needs a haircut ;p
32:45 <damian> appletini
32:48 <damian> i so want to try one of those
32:52 <damian> i've been watching way too much Scrubs lately
33:06 <e|f> vodka martini please
33:10 <e|f> lots of olive juice
33:27 <Moonie> heh Haven't watched Scrubs in ages..
33:31 <Cath^> oh good gecko...i wanna see Aquaman
33:34 <damian> you should, it's so good!
33:48 <damian> just got up to season 9 though.. i lost interest but liz is still watching
33:55 <Moonie> I have all the seasons on DVD.
34:11 <damian> nice! i think i have 1-4, but i hadn't collected anything after that because i no longer had a dvd player
34:15 <damian> same with smallville!
34:30 <damian> and mythbusters actually
34:33 <damian> all of the classics
34:40 <gecko> Go for it Cath^ :)
36:04 <Cath^> :D
37:34 <+Exo> ill go with you Cath
37:38 <+Exo> shout me some goldclass tickets
37:45 <Moonie> haha
38:22 <+Exo> hanky panky optional
38:25 <Cath^> okay
38:39 <Cath^> at least i know you'll show up ;p
38:39 <+Exo> woohoo
39:04 <Cath^> lol
39:05 * Exo will let his man bun down for the day to look like jason momoa
39:29 <Cath^> hehe
40:14 <+Exo> run the hair under a running tap every 30 mins to look like roman reigns
40:51 Part: couleurs ([email protected]) from #sydney
41:28 <Sutekh> i gotta look like him to impress Catherine
41:42 Part: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) from #sydney
42:19 <+Exo> cath has some high standards
42:31 <+Exo> waiting for the selfie which b1rd promised her this morning
42:35 <Sutekh> ill get some lotion for my bald spots
42:50 <Sutekh> b1rd is unreliable
43:24 <Cath^> b1rd will deliver
43:27 <+Exo> just shave everything off and have the lex luthor or professor x look
43:48 <+Exo> lol
43:55 <+Exo> haven't seen b1rd in awhile
43:58 <Sutekh> yeah
44:00 <Cath^> lotion..bald spots...
44:04 <+Exo> possibly copped a z line
44:11 <Sutekh> rograin or something
44:23 <Cath^> b1rd is busy preening for his photo shoot
44:32 <Sutekh> chemist tried to sell me
44:38 <+Exo> ashley martin 98% success rate
44:42 <Sutekh> haha
44:54 <+Exo> !seen *b1rd*
44:55 <StatsOP> I found 20 matches to your query. Here are the 5 most recent (sorted): b1rd b1rd1 pedob1rd b1rd_copped_it_in_the_arse b1rd_. b1rd ([email protected]) was last seen parting #sydney 6 hours, 17 minutes ago stating "{}".
45:10 <+Exo> oh there he is
45:11 <+Exo> b1rd_copped_it_in_the_arse
45:29 <+Exo> lx needs an update
45:30 <lx>  Beauty is everlasting, And dust is for a time.
45:31 <+Exo> -lx- *b1rd* has not been seen.
45:39 <Sutekh> like , do u see Prince william or the other one on TV worried about their lack of hair
46:25 <+Exo> yeh thats true
46:32 * MrMW is naked in the park...with a bottle of JD
46:35 <Sutekh> he got Meghan, so i must have some hope, right?
47:10 <+Exo> though they do have a lot of $$$
48:07 <Sutekh> yeah money and a title, but what else he have that i dont ;p
48:17 <+Exo> would have a lot of money stashed away during the centuries of colonialization under the british empire
48:32 <e|f> some of the things they own are priceless
48:41 <e|f> or are owned by the govt in part instead
49:09 <Sutekh> he doesnt even have a real job
49:26 <Sutekh> he is like b1rd, but with cash
50:47 <+Exo> b1rd the guy in the van who will rear end you and speed off
50:51 <e|f> a lot of land all over the world is owned by the royals - Crown land
50:54 <e|f> they collect rent
51:14 <+Exo> haha they were talking about princes Charles's medals the other day
51:28 <+Exo> none earnt
51:36 <+Exo> just given to him
51:38 <Sutekh> haha
51:38 <e|f> yeah
51:39 <+Exo> mostly from mommy
51:54 <e|f> do you really think they'd put the royals in danger on the frontline of the battlefield
51:57 <e|f> lol
52:30 <e|f> be a bit of a fuckup if one of them was shot or whatever
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53:07 <HellFury> Ross the toss
53:11 <Moonie> hmmm.. I think my neighbours have gone away and left their dog outside..
53:12 <lx> ...ah huh...
53:14 <Cath^> Hi pong
53:21 <Sutekh> one of them flew a helicopter or something in battle, the prince, but, i dunno how much danger he was in
53:29 <+Exo> rosSS the tOsSSsssss
53:40 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiii
53:45 <Cath^> what type of dog? take him in Moonie
54:28 <Moonie> It's a beagle.. I'm going to confirm if they're home in the morning, if they're not there I'll take her in. Luckily I heard them call her name.
54:28 <Cath^> Sutekh you perfect how you are..we all are :D
54:50 <Cath^> are you in Melb?
55:00 <Moonie> Nope, Sydney.
55:12 <+Exo> https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/queens-speech-front-lavish-gold-13776817
55:13 <Cath^> near me?
55:20 <Moonie> It was 41 here today.
55:30 <Moonie> I dunno, are you near me?
55:32 <Moonie> haha
55:46 <Cath^> i can see you..maybe
55:51 * Moonie waves
55:55 <Cath^> hi there
55:55 <Sutekh> sure i am Cath, ill stop with the lotions and creams ;p
56:11 <Cath^> o.o
56:31 <Cath^> i'm pretty perfect
56:50 <Cath^> cause i use lotions and creams ;p
57:07 <e|f> keeps the skin youthful, eh?
57:13 <Sutekh> God made women perfect, men , well he made us ugly hairly beasts, except out fckn scalps.. wtf is with that?
57:26 <Cath^> lol
57:28 <+Exo> i too use lotions n creams
57:38 <+Exo> haha
57:42 <Cath^> i use nivea soft
57:45 <e|f> it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
57:46 <+Exo> yes and some fuglier than others
57:48 <Cath^> it's the best
57:53 <e|f> who knows that movie quote ??
57:57 <+Exo> haha
58:09 <Cath^> can use on face, body, hands
58:21 <+Exo> i use clarins
58:24 <Sutekh> why do i need hair all over my anus, and none on my head?
58:26 <Moonie> Everyone should know it, elf.. he
58:27 <Moonie> heh
58:40 * Cath^ gets the wax out...
58:59 <+Exo> i think we should all just wear powdered wigs like that did in the 18th century
59:01 <Cath^> i can relocate it to your scalp if you like
59:10 <Cath^> haha Exo
59:32 <e|f> ah those powdered wigs
59:39 <Cath^> bustiers and ballgowns
59:44 <e|f> maybe Sutekh should become a high court judge
59:51 <Sutekh> trump has a good wig
59:56 Join: PandasDontDrive ([email protected]) to #sydney
59:57 <Sutekh> yeah e|f
00:02 <e|f> it's a comb over
00:05 <e|f> donald trump
00:13 <Moonie> Shame he never uses it.
00:18 <+Exo> hahahaha
00:25 <Cath^> Moonie you are too close for comfort lol
00:26 Quit: PandasDontDrive ([email protected]) Changing hosts
00:26 Join: PandasDontDrive ([email protected]) to #sydney
00:31 * Exo slaps PandasDontDrive around a bit with a large trout
00:33 <Sutekh> lol
00:34 <Moonie> hahaha Really?
00:56 <Cath^> really!
01:06 <+Exo> how far away?
01:23 <Cath^> meet you at campbelltown maccas
01:29 <Moonie> hahahaha
01:46 <Cath^> at least you'd show up
01:51 <Cath^> :/
02:01 <Moonie> Shall have to one night. :)
02:02 <+Exo> or will he
02:09 <Moonie> Not tonight, I'm buggered.
02:14 <Cath^> lol
03:01 <+Exo> maccas dates are the best
03:14 <Cath^> :/
03:38 <+Exo> https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/sydney-to-melbourne-in-40-minutes-hyperloop-idea-pitched-to-government/news-story/a9327659547b8ae63adfc976ccde9009
03:59 <Sutekh> yeah read that, what a joke
04:21 <+Exo> it will be like the monorail on the simpsons
04:37 <Cath^> we could hang out on Saturday night Exo
04:43 * Moonie sings Monorail!!
04:44 <Sutekh> 1000kms in 40 mins, umm yeah Ok ill vote for that guy
04:56 <+Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDOI0cq6GZM
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Simpsons - Monorail Song (Aug 13, 2014) Length: 2:57 - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 1,225,469 views - 5,150 likes (97.4%), 139 dislikes (2.6%)
05:10 <e|f> vote Quimby!
06:09 <+Exo> haha
06:15 <+Exo> we could Cath^
06:24 <+Exo> but change the location to hungry jacks
06:32 <Cath^> haha
06:34 <+Exo> the burgers are better at hungry jacks
06:39 <e|f> yeah
06:40 <Moonie> Campbelltown Hungry Jacks sux.
06:43 <e|f> flame grilled
06:57 <+Exo> bigger burgers
07:06 <Cath^> i shout you gold class and i get hungry jacks? :/
07:55 <Cath^> your Louis Vuitton belt would look classy at hungry jacks
08:43 <e|f> LV belt would be about the weekly wage of someone who works there
10:18 <Sutekh> almost as bad as what Exo pays to op here
13:56 * Moonie yawns...
15:03 Join: President_Trump ([email protected]) to #sydney
15:10 Quit: President_Trump ([email protected]) Changing hosts
15:10 Join: President_Trump ([email protected]) to #sydney
15:21 <Cath^> Trump hello
15:37 Part: energizer ([email protected]) from #sydney
16:38 <Cath^> big nite Moonie
17:04 <Moonie> Work's just tiring..
17:13 <President_Trump> Cath^ hello
17:15 <+Exo> haha
17:21 <+Exo> LV belt with the gucci shoes
17:28 <+Exo> evening randall
17:30 * Exo slaps President_Trump around a bit with a large trout
17:40 <e|f> buy some nice moreschi shoes
17:45 <e|f> italian
17:47 <e|f> <33333
18:01 * Cath^ looks at e|f
18:22 <President_Trump> where is the model waffler
18:30 <Cath^> do you have some of these shoes?
18:33 <e|f> https://www.moreschi.it/en_wr/shop-online/men/shoes
18:40 <e|f> i do
19:11 <+Exo> moreschi have some smexy shoes
19:17 <Cath^> this channel is becoming like a GQ magazine
19:32 <Moonie> omg suede camouflage...
19:53 <+Exo> lol is that a good thing Cath^
20:01 <Cath^> yed
20:05 <e|f> i also have a pair of thongs... cost me $2
20:07 <e|f> classy
20:11 <Cath^> suede camouflage loafers
20:59 <+Exo> i find aquila shoes most comfortable with a reasonable price
20:59 <Moonie> I need some.
20:59 <Cath^> i don't care as long as you smell nice
21:27 <+Exo> is smelling nice more important that forearms
21:48 <e|f> what about nice smelling forearms ?
21:51 <e|f> double whammy
22:21 <+Exo> haha yeah
23:30 <Cath^> haha
23:47 <Cath^> tough one
24:00 <Cath^> i'm going with smelling nice
24:44 <e|f> what men's cologne do you like ?
25:20 <Cath^> currently Versace Dylan Blue
26:15 <e|f> hmm
26:15 <lx> ...ah huh...
26:20 <+Exo> haha i use versace the most
26:21 <e|f> you might like Eros too
26:47 <Cath^> yup i like that one too
27:04 <Cath^> Dylan Blue is new i think
28:00 <HellFury> !seen iga
28:00 <StatsOP> IGA ([email protected]) was last seen parting #chatzone 2 minutes ago stating "{}".
28:54 <e|f> Eros is sort-of remniscient of a pina colada in a coconut being sipped while on the beach
29:16 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #sydney
29:27 <Cath^> hahahaha
29:36 <e|f> :D
29:58 <Cath^> if only lol
32:00 <e|f> ;)
33:45 <Moonie> pina colada sounds good.
35:24 <Cath^> yum
35:57 <HellFury> penis colada
36:16 <Cath^> pass
36:55 <HellFury> mrmark will have one
37:14 <MrMW> i will
37:53 <Cath^> hi MrMW
38:00 <Moonie> How is a penis colada made - Does the liquid come from a penis or is it stirred by one?
38:43 <Cath^> too much analysis into this Moonie lol
38:50 <HellFury> lol
38:51 <e|f> i'm out for the night
38:55 <e|f> goodnight friends
38:58 <HellFury> wank it out and give it to the person :P
38:59 <e|f> stay happy and safe
39:00 <Cath^> night e|f
39:01 <e|f> ^_^
39:01 <HellFury> add alco
39:02 <Moonie> Seeya elf..
39:10 <HellFury> i think
39:10 Quit: e|f ([email protected]) Quit:
39:11 <HellFury> never had one
39:23 <Moonie> If that's the case, maybe I should be a bartender.
39:24 <HellFury> don't like the taste of sperm :P
40:48 <Sutekh> ewww
41:23 <Cath^> give me a real pina colada any day
41:35 <Moonie> Agreed.
44:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] parted with message: []
48:52 <Cath^> next
49:06 <Cath^> where did Exo go?
50:10 <Sutekh> he is a busy man, probably watching the stock exchange ;p
50:27 <Moonie> ... or masturbating in the corner.
50:52 <Cath^> well he needs to come back
52:24 <Cath^> are you all good now Sutekh?
52:46 <Sutekh> good? yep, the flash saved the day again
53:04 <Cath^> yay!
53:05 <President_Trump> Sutekh still having sex with goats?
53:33 <Sutekh> sure trump, i want to create another baby like you :D
53:50 <President_Trump> i have sex with emu's
54:07 <HellFury> haha
54:27 <Cath^> poor Trump :/
54:36 <HellFury> burnt
54:48 <Moonie> That'd be dangerous..
54:51 <President_Trump> lol @ Cath^ and HellFury, both angry coz they are Trump rejects
55:43 <IGA> Moonie a.s.l?
55:56 <Cath^> finally i'm a Trump reject yay!
55:59 <Sutekh> trump is a miracle of creation, 1/3 goat 1/3 emu and 1/3 undetermined
56:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] parted with message: []
56:16 <Moonie> Old enough.not enough.far enough...
56:27 <HellFury> we need one of these
56:28 <HellFury> https://i.etsystatic.com/17645425/r/il/0de1dc/1498076668/il_570xN.1498076668_3roi.jpg
56:32 <HellFury> where can i order
58:14 <President_Trump> you going to spray that on your vagina?
58:33 <Cath^> Trump behave
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