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20:47 <sharky> apparently starbucks is banning porn on their wifi starting next month\
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21:09 <sharky> so you guys only have like 30 days left to get your starbucks porn on
23:13 <sharky> *grindr's Exo*
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52:26 <sharky> .
52:42 <sharky> how long should i microwave a slice of pizza
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53:27 <sharky> 
53:28 <sharky> This ain't got shit to do with shampoo,
53:28 <sharky> but watch your head n shoulder
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03:10 <sharky> Where are you now I want to talk to you
03:10 <sharky> If only you were home I wouldn't be alone I wait for you
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02:13 * Exo sips on his cappuchino
02:33 <b1rd> Might go to milf park
02:50 <Exo> why not noble park
03:05 <b1rd> Sunday drive
03:14 <b1rd> Too many niggers
03:22 <b1rd> Out south east
03:48 <b1rd> Go kinglake for a drive
03:55 <b1rd> So on the way
04:22 <b1rd> Look around bit of a pedo
04:47 <b1rd> Quick piss first
05:01 <b1rd> brrrr rained like fk
05:10 <b1rd> And thunder last night
05:17 <b1rd> Woke me up
05:23 <Exo> yeh rained late last night
05:30 <Exo> had to get up close the window buck naked
05:52 <b1rd> Hot
06:34 <Exo> shitty weather hot one day and cold the next
06:47 <b1rd> Melbourne hey
07:14 <Exo> the most liveable city aye
08:07 <b1rd> Yup wen not gettin carjacked or ur wife raped by african gangs that dont exist
08:22 <b1rd> Etc etc
08:56 <b1rd> Or bein sardine on trams or trains
10:53 <b1rd> I buy dates n nuts first
11:05 <b1rd> For picnic later
11:24 <Exo> get a good trailmix going
11:40 <b1rd> Ye fully
11:42 <Exo> send the apex gangs to siberia
11:53 <b1rd> If not raini ill walk lil bit
12:38 <b1rd> Look around anyway been a while last time i rode my bike to kinglake it snowed
12:48 <b1rd> And i didnt wear gloves
13:29 <b1rd> So cant b that bad today rite lol
13:50 <Exo> head up to ferntree gully and do 1000 steps
13:59 <b1rd> Oh k
14:21 <Exo> have u been there b4
14:23 <b1rd> Ye i always been there used to live out that way
14:33 <b1rd> Ye is good
14:48 <Exo> nice mate
14:52 <Exo> get some good cardio
15:05 <b1rd> Yea fully
15:10 <Exo> nice looking sheilas too
15:28 <b1rd> Ye true nice bitches there
16:47 <b1rd> Brrr ok i go buy stuff
16:53 <Exo> ok m8
16:59 <b1rd> Enjoy ur morning bro ttys
17:08 <Exo> ciao 4 nows
17:20 <b1rd> Mhua
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37:12 <b1rd> Ok hope this joint open
40:26 <b1rd> Fkit
40:37 <b1rd> Probly open 10
41:28 <b1rd> Na cool open
46:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wot
47:23 <b1rd> My nut shop
47:32 <b1rd> Buy dates n nuts
47:39 <b1rd> Macadamia cashews
54:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Go Coles
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57:28 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o HellFury
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16:07 <b1rd> Ok chekout this place look for milfs
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56:30 <Exo> bears beets battlestar galactica
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57:50 <b1rd> Milf park ok exo
58:10 <b1rd> Not many nignogs gokd
58:28 * Sutekh slaps b1rd around a bit with a large trout
58:49 <b1rd> Heyya sutekh
58:56 <b1rd> I milf hunting
59:49 <Sutekh> Nice, im out with mates looking for welfare recipients to beat up :D
00:11 * Exo slaps Sutekh around with a wet noodle
00:31 <Exo> any nice sheilas having a jog through the park b1rd
00:45 <b1rd> lol good luck they too fast
01:22 <b1rd> Yea the cleaner was sexy
01:28 <b1rd> Nice ass n thigh gap
01:34 <Sutekh> haha
01:42 <b1rd> Left a present for her in the dunnies
02:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Show
02:02 <b1rd> Na joking that bit rude
02:16 <b1rd> Flushed
02:32 <b1rd> Oooh independent bakery
02:43 <b1rd> Maybe has pie
02:57 <b1rd> Sik cunt
03:00 <b1rd> Has pies
03:11 * Exo mixes pong and b1rd together
03:23 <Exo> get a pie and a sausage roll
03:30 <Exo> wash it down with a big M
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05:11 * Exo slaps [[[[[pong]]]]] around a bit with a large trout
05:20 * HellFury creeps up to [[[[[pong]]]]] and gives them an atomic bum crack hurting wedgie! and looks oh my [[[[[pong]]]]] your grundies broke!
05:47 <b1rd> Got two pies
06:50 <HellFury> !ttop10
06:52 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(773) 2. beehhh(741) 3. Exo(524) 4. sharky(475) 5. b1rd(332) 6. HellFury(257) 7. SkyFire(148) 8. Cath^(147) 9. Sutekh(130) 10. President_Trump(75)
06:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd rising in pooland
07:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Now op
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08:08 * Exo slaps sharky around a bit with a large trout
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08:14 <Exo> g'day sharky
08:20 <sharky> morning
08:31 <sharky> shit you live here?
08:41 <sharky> *wipes the dust off himself and has an OJ
08:57 <Exo> its almost noon son
08:59 <sharky> aid offer you one, but perhaps this is yours
09:10 <sharky> im in perth...
09:17 <sharky> its 8 am
09:48 * HellFury bitch slaps [[[[[pong]]]]] with a fleshlite here this is the closest to a pussy you will ever get [[[[[pong]]]]]!
09:54 <sharky> argh i was really angry last night
10:13 <sharky> had a huge fight with this video game club im in... probably bitched about it here
10:34 <sharky> my partner went to stay with her mum or something cause i wouldnt let it go
10:45 <Exo> what was the fight about
11:04 <sharky> umm... some fuckers dont read the chat
11:16 <sharky> and keep warring, when we are not in a position to war
11:20 <sharky> so im going to find a new club
11:43 <sharky> we keep getting nailed by over double ... to clubs with 1/2 the people
12:06 <sharky> cause 2 fuckwits start a war whenever its possible
12:13 <sharky> so im taking my toys and going home
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12:20 <Exo> what games you lads play
12:27 <sharky> haha its sim city
12:31 <sharky> :(
13:14 <Exo> lol
13:20 <Exo> raging during gaming is passion
13:22 <sharky> i play other games.. but ive been playing sc for like 8 yrs... ive built it up really well
13:24 <sharky> and
13:28 <sharky> fuck you
13:29 <sharky> lol
13:35 <Exo> sc1 or 2
13:39 <b1rd> Heating up too high in milfpark sc
13:45 <b1rd> Ok eat pies
13:45 <sharky> sim city build it
14:00 <b1rd> Then go kinglake
14:03 <Exo> 8 years that's a long time
14:27 <sharky> Exo yeah i know...its a serious relationship
14:38 <sharky> my partner often jokes that im cheating on her or whatever
14:50 <sharky> but technically she came after SC...
14:56 <sharky> :)
15:08 <b1rd> Good up the bum?
15:18 <sharky> anyway i was really angry last night/this morning
15:36 <sharky> so sorry if i called someone a khunt or somemthing
15:59 <sharky> not sure if this is your OJ or mine Exo but im having another glass
16:22 <sharky> i think i spent like 40 dollars on a pizza last night
17:03 <sharky> meh... im sure the day will sort things out *double checks front doors locked in case the police rock up*
17:14 * Exo sips his whey protein shake
17:23 <Exo> lols
17:38 <sharky> Exo i hate you right now
17:50 <sharky> i think i had a fight, perhaps here cause it was online
18:07 <sharky> with someone who was really keen on kicking my arse in real life
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18:38 <sharky> think he was racist. may have have something to do with the fact that im not chinese
18:38 <Exo> there's a lot of tough muzzas on here
18:41 <sharky> but didnt deny it
18:55 <sharky> i told him i dont fight, never been in one
19:01 <Exo> yes, that is the resident tranny also known as beehhh
19:07 <Exo> https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/starbucks-says-it-will-start-blocking-pornography-its-stores-wi-n941646
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19:17 <sharky> Exo rofl
19:23 <sharky> you know what that means
19:40 <sharky> 29 days left to watch as much porn as you can in starbucks
19:44 <sharky> !!!!
19:53 <sharky> im up for that challenge.
20:15 <sharky> a) i have never felt compelled to watch porn at starbucks
20:17 <b1rd> Nearly busted perve at young girl dad was behind traili g her
20:18 <sharky> or in public
20:47 <sharky> thats pretty much all i have
21:09 <sharky> oh, b) optus have some sweet data plans, so i guess you could probably just use your own wifi
21:25 <sharky> cause this is 2018/2019!
23:35 <b1rd> Ok i pedo up rd a bit
23:53 <b1rd> Nice pies tho n girls here
25:16 <sharky> just a bit?
26:24 <sharky> Exo : i have like over 100m in cash, about 10k in simcash, another 100k in war cash... and my citizens are 100% happy
26:46 <sharky> so yes, i am super keen on SC to be honest
26:56 <Exo> havent played sc in yoinks
26:58 <sharky> i have a bunch of other shit like fully expanded rar rar rar
27:22 <Exo> waiting for a decent mmorpg to invest some time in
27:52 <sharky> yeah im bored as fuck.. i bought some vr goggles from kmart for 10
28:04 <sharky> theyre pretty awesome when you take acid
28:51 <sharky> but you need to be organised or you just get pissed off when youre all "i wanna go go karting" and you tube wants you to watch n add or log in
29:07 <sharky> and your phoones in the vr thing which is part of your face now
29:21 <sharky> it can be extremely frustrating.
29:32 <sharky> That is my public service announcement
29:51 <sharky> Exo jump in now
29:56 <sharky> now is the time
29:58 <Exo> have u tried vr porn before
32:33 <sharky> what?
32:59 <sharky> lol sorry thought you said UR porn
33:26 <sharky> im thinking "how drunk did i get? i made porn? was it me jerking off? that cant be hot"
33:42 <Exo> b1rd would like a copy of ur porn
33:45 <sharky> no, i didnt ...
33:50 <sharky> never thought about that
34:02 <sharky> be back in a ..
34:04 <sharky> a bit
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35:36 <sharky> im so sacrificing my team... to get the point across
37:44 <Exo> time to join a new video gaming crew
42:00 <sharky> cant leave during this war lol
42:23 <sharky> (the game doesnt allow it)
42:50 <Exo> blasphemy
43:22 <sharky> argh im going through 4 screens atm
43:31 <sharky> laptop, surface pro, and 2 phones
43:57 <sharky> if i had the tv on thatd probably be another.
44:48 <Exo> multi taskin
50:31 <sharky> gansta like 2 guns
51:05 <sharky> im also suckin on a lemonade paddle pop
51:15 <sharky> dont want to brand drop
51:24 <sharky> but, thats just how i roll.
56:05 <sharky> holy shit
57:23 * Exo hands sharky an ice cold can of COKE!
59:15 <damian> sharky *nod*
00:04 <sharky> lmao
00:13 <sharky> sorry was continueing the club fight
00:17 <sharky> as in words
00:22 <sharky> not, contributing
00:27 <sharky> morning damo
00:40 <sharky> Exo : im still happy drinking your orange juice
00:52 <sharky> this stuffs fancy.. in a glass bottle with no label
01:17 <sharky> if it were bitter id assume i made it myself last night while angry and drunk .. the ninjabullet is out
01:40 <Exo> i squeeze my own oranges, not the store bought bottled crap
02:14 <damian> Exo, do you like sharky?
03:19 <Exo> he seems like an ok lad
03:21 <Exo> a gaming enthusiast
03:51 <sharky> damo : do you not like me?
04:07 <sharky> if you read up i was angry last night
04:10 <sharky> and drunk
04:24 <sharky> i did explain the reasons
04:36 <sharky> even my partner left to stay elsewhere
04:53 <sharky> so if i called you some derogatory term
04:54 <Exo> haha didnt u say damian helped u last night sharky
04:56 <sharky> or terms
05:03 <sharky> i thought he did
05:11 <b1rd> Ok drive more
05:15 <sharky> but i dont record chats
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05:29 <sharky> and he seems to be questioning our friendship :(
05:33 * Exo slaps beehhh around a bit with a large trout
05:39 <beehhh> Freezing my nuts off
05:57 <sharky> so now im trying to frantically put together last night in regards to my interaction with damo
06:07 <beehhh> Its like a global cooling over here
06:17 <Exo> <sharky> guy in asd is a total cunt <sharky> hang on he may have helped me <sharky> yeah it was damien <sharky> and he turned out to be ok
06:17 <sharky> but... i cant remember. im so focussed on this chunt in SM
06:20 <sharky> sim city
06:39 <sharky> hrmmmm
06:47 <beehhh> Croundra shark
06:48 <sharky> *shrugs*
06:52 <sharky> that could be anyone
06:53 <sharky> :P
07:00 <beehhh> Both edge of nsw
07:01 <sharky> does sound like me
07:11 <sharky> has my nick in front of it n all to seem legit...
07:20 <sharky> *rubs stubble*
07:22 <Sutekh> i got logs sharky
07:24 <beehhh> You are passing another fox
07:45 <beehhh> Who has been neglected all the way through
07:46 <sharky> Sutekh : thats creepy
07:53 <Exo> lol
07:53 <sharky> who saves their shit?
08:11 <Sutekh> sharky, i do recall some offensive comments in another cahannel ;p
08:21 <beehhh> 11 years I waited
09:10 <sharky> Sutekh : I think youre confusing me with someone else
09:13 <sharky> :)
09:37 <Sutekh> i dont think so
09:42 <sharky> lol
09:52 <sharky> fuck you and your 12+ hr memory
09:54 <sharky> khunt
10:05 <Exo> lol
10:17 <Sutekh> haha
10:20 <sharky> i think i explained this
10:30 <sharky> buy saying how angry i was in SimCity
10:34 <Exo> beehhh = studyinCanada
10:40 <sharky> im not talking fortnite angry
10:44 <sharky> just... simcity
10:47 <sharky> OOOH MAN
10:51 <sharky> I HATE THAT GUY
11:02 <sharky> ok we're up to fortnight level of angry now
11:05 <Exo> that's the guy u were having the battle of the wits with
11:06 <sharky> i dont recall why
11:10 <sharky> but jesus i hated him
11:24 <sharky> Im going to guess he outwitted me
11:35 <sharky> that isnt my strong point
11:38 <sharky> or memory
11:40 <Sutekh> i still remember my x gf calling me a stupid, annoying, pathetic psychopath from 10 years ago :D
11:45 <sharky> Im pretty sweet at grammar..
12:02 <sharky> take out psychopath
12:08 <sharky> and youve got an ashanti...
12:10 <sharky> fuck song
12:15 <sharky> that i was listening to yesterday
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12:36 <sharky> Sutekh : im going to perhaps agree with her
12:47 <sharky> incase shes reading this
12:53 <Sutekh> she was probably right
12:56 <sharky> and... i may need a new gf
13:06 <sharky> as im alone with a dog right now
13:51 <sharky> and maybe a new dog..
14:31 <sharky> heh.. i said im good at grammar and then typed "incase"
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14:57 <sharky> i need 300grams of bacon
15:00 <sharky> STAT
15:08 <sharky> and perhaps some eggs
15:23 <beehhh> Pigs are happier in England
15:36 <sharky> yeah i need some sausage too
15:40 <sharky> good call beehhh
15:56 <sharky> oooooh
16:08 <sharky> yeah, just realised im totatlly still drunk
16:20 <sharky> i realised i could order this via uber eats
16:25 <sharky> but while im eating
16:28 <sharky> err waiting
16:37 <sharky> ill eat leftover pizza from last night
16:38 <sharky> man
16:45 <sharky> i should be like so fat
16:54 <beehhh> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6sQZlbQkEM8
16:57 <sharky> im in bed.. i have 4 screens here that im utilising
16:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Natural England - Outdoor pig farming film (Nov 7, 2012) Length: 3:59 - Category: Education - 166,528 views - 190 likes (90.5%), 20 dislikes (9.5%)
17:01 <sharky> and im wanting food
17:10 <sharky> and i have FOOD HERE THAT I WANT TO EAT
17:15 <sharky> while i wait for more food
17:21 <beehhh> Foods are awesome over here
17:40 <sharky> yeah... i hate somalia
17:50 <sharky> no uber eats or fucking ... food
17:54 <sharky> they suck
18:02 <beehhh> Had wakame seaweed and kingprawn king shasa
18:28 <beehhh> With black sesameoil
18:34 <sharky> racist
18:53 <beehhh> King shasa
18:57 <sharky> you cant say that
19:00 <sharky> its 2018
19:24 <beehhh> 1818 in England
19:38 <sharky> wow ... thats some time difference
19:45 <sharky> anyways
19:59 <sharky> trying to decide if i should order bacon n eggs
20:06 <Exo> bacon n eggs mcmuffin
20:18 <sharky> or if i will just go back to sleep after eating this pizz
20:39 Nick: beehhh is now known as kookaburra
20:39 <sharky> oh i remember having a fight with someone on how to reheat pizza
20:43 <sharky> think it was inn melb
21:06 <sharky> those guys take their pizza seriously
21:14 <Exo> ham on a croissant with plenty of grey poupon
21:18 <sharky> i think i .. yeah... i nuked a piece in the MC
21:23 <sharky> but didnt eat it
21:33 <sharky> just to prove a point to myself.
21:35 <sharky> hrm
21:40 <Exo> slap that thang in the oven son
21:44 <sharky> *rereads that*
22:05 <kookaburra> Sharky
22:13 <sharky> ihang on
22:20 <sharky> somethings sinking inm
22:43 <kookaburra> Bad weather coming for everyone
22:53 <kookaburra> End of the world my friend
23:11 <sharky> i dont think i should get into pizza wars with myself
23:11 <Exo> storm clouds are brewing
23:27 <kookaburra> Read my lips
23:40 <sharky> Exo im smoking some pork... you sure its not that?
24:05 <kookaburra> Exo is in Melbourne
24:11 <sharky> i have some new raspberry wood
24:22 <sharky> im using... it smells so good
24:38 <sharky> had excdllent results with strawberry wood last weekend.
24:46 <kookaburra> You cooking shark
24:50 <sharky> kookaburra : nice
25:03 <sharky> didnt know you guys could see it over there
25:13 <sharky> kookaburra : no, pork.
25:16 <kookaburra> See what
25:28 <sharky> my penis.
25:39 <sharky> thanks for noticing though.
25:43 <Exo> smoke some salmon
25:43 <kookaburra> British penis are bigger
26:00 <sharky> exo i dont have any on hand
26:05 <kookaburra> Emo boys everywhere
26:10 <sharky> and this porks been marinating for 2 days
26:13 <kookaburra> I like emo guys
26:33 <kookaburra> Im ashamed not to be in uk a lot earlier
26:37 <sharky> bigger than?
27:17 <sharky> i love smoking meet
27:19 <sharky> meat&
27:32 <kookaburra> Bullying
27:37 <sharky> but it is just... tiresome sometimes
28:06 <kookaburra> I erased my past
28:08 <sharky> perhaps im too dusty today... i am being lazy and using an offset
28:20 <sharky> cause i know the temp wont change much
28:52 <kookaburra> Nothing's lingering in between and forever will
29:22 <kookaburra> I can guess whereabouts you are
30:47 <Exo> https://store.steampowered.com/app/620590/Ancestors_Legacy/?snr=1_4_4__143
31:07 <kookaburra> You ran out of sales pitch seems to me
31:32 <sharky> lol
32:05 <sharky> not really my sorta jive
32:28 <sharky> i may just go to a tv video based game
32:42 <sharky> whats happening with playstation? they about to realise a new one?
32:47 <kookaburra> You know what's coming
33:01 <sharky> or.. have i waited like 5 years like an idiot
33:38 <kookaburra> I have waited 20 years for nothing
33:56 <kookaburra> Just to meet my family nd friends
34:40 <kookaburra> Time has made me suffered will show no one remorse
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35:44 <sharky> thats deep
36:01 <sharky> so... would you get a ps4?
36:06 <sharky> like today
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36:14 <sharky> and what games would you get?
36:34 <sharky> i dont mine car racing games especially if theyre animated
36:39 <sharky> like mario cart
36:47 <sharky> but then i have to get a nintendo
36:58 <kookaburra> Uk is perhaps healing, it knows i was innocent all the way through
37:13 <sharky> then go the uk dude
37:24 <kookaburra> Im here already
37:28 <sharky> we're talking mario kart
37:45 <sharky> then fucking close this window
37:53 <sharky> go out and like uk life
38:07 <kookaburra> That i am
38:08 <sharky> and ask someone what gaming system id like
38:18 <sharky> dont forget the last part!
38:22 <kookaburra> Ps4
38:23 <sharky> its important!
38:30 <sharky> why?
38:46 <kookaburra> Cause games are readily available
39:02 <kookaburra> You can get it chiped
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40:54 <sharky> Fuck it
40:58 <sharky> Im getting chi[s
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41:32 <beehhh> I closed my window from my iPad
41:37 <beehhh> https://groceries.iceland.co.uk/search?w=onepoundall&removeelement=results&cp=link&ctt=Pod2&cto=couk
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42:20 <beehhh> Everything's affordable
42:40 <beehhh> Adios big cock
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43:10 <MrMW> burp
44:42 <MrMW> fart
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50:33 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
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11:55 <MrMW> penis
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58:20 <sharky> this is grand
58:28 <sharky> i have meat sweats
58:32 <sharky> from too much pork
58:45 <sharky> my dog wont stop licking my foot
58:57 <MrMW> kinky
58:59 <sharky> hes biding his time
59:06 <sharky> waiting for me to die
59:18 <MrMW> yep then hell eat your face
59:20 <sharky> what a great way to go out though
59:35 <sharky> Thats a given
59:49 <sharky> theres probably pork in my stubble
00:11 <sharky> i like that he respects me enough to wait for me to just die or pass out
00:20 <MrMW> yep
00:21 <sharky> mans best friend.
00:24 <MrMW> dogs r like that
00:39 <sharky> i havent had a cat eat me alive
00:45 <sharky> but i hear they suck like that.
01:11 <MrMW> cats will eat your face off too
01:20 <MrMW> if your dead
01:24 <sharky> yeah but they dont wait for you to die
01:30 <sharky> they just go nuts
01:53 <b1rd> Cats will eat u alive
01:58 <MrMW> survival instinct
02:06 <b1rd> A mouthful at a time ye
02:09 <b1rd> Dogs too
02:17 <b1rd> And i would too
02:58 <sharky> b1rd : yeah thats why i locked the door
03:11 <b1rd> Ye
03:22 <sharky> youre not the only crazy out there.. at least while youre typing i know youre not being all crazy
03:33 <b1rd> I sliped a finger up me ass yesterday
03:46 <sharky> which makes me a little nervous that youve been silent for a few hours
03:53 <b1rd> Ye i know brother
04:02 <sharky> but like i said.. my doors are locked. and i have noise cancelling headphones on
04:03 <b1rd> Alll good
04:19 <sharky> and my dogs inside.
04:48 <b1rd> Nice
04:49 <sharky> heh i had to reposition my laptop then to face the door
04:56 <sharky> just incase
04:59 <b1rd> K
05:34 <sharky> cause you know.. crazys wont smash windows or anything to get in... theyd probably pick the front door lock
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07:14 <sharky> so im a sit here with noise cancelling headphones... back to windows, but intently watching the front door in between glacing down at some comedy on netflix by Bill katt williams
07:28 <b1rd> Ye
07:45 <b1rd> Tru bro
08:49 <MrMW> woof
09:12 <chris`> hello
09:16 <b1rd> Meow
09:34 <MrMW> purrr
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09:41 <MrMW> your so sexy chris
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10:16 <chris`> oh
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10:34 <MrMW> yes u r
10:37 <chris`> i crazy thats all i know
10:51 <MrMW> i want to have your babies
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11:23 <chris`> cool i might get laid once
11:24 <chris`> lols
11:33 <MrMW> ehehhe
12:05 <chris`> i'm drinking
12:15 <chris`> cause waiting
12:36 <chris`> all i done is wait
12:47 <MrMW> drinking what
12:52 <b1rd> Wter
12:55 <b1rd> Water
13:00 <chris`> booze
13:08 <chris`> cause wanted drink friday night
13:21 <chris`> but so called friends hold me up till bottle o is closed
13:32 <b1rd> Fried cunt
13:36 <chris`> no
13:40 <chris`> u are but
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17:06 <chris`> not calling u perverted
17:18 <chris`> but u remind me of someone i saw on tv
17:23 <chris`> and met as child
17:41 <chris`> if i can remember correctly
17:47 <chris`> why can't the sane ppl
19:04 <chris`> now i screamed before
19:13 <chris`> now longer if ever
19:24 <chris`> we still not talk all because ppl controlling me
19:28 <chris`> and provoking me
19:35 <chris`> i love u
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23:36 <chris`> hi e|f
23:39 <chris`> :D
23:47 <e|f> hey :)
29:37 <sharky> i declare i dont care anymore
29:55 <sharky> im burning out and out and growing bored
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36:01 <sharky> was it Michael Jackson?
36:56 <sharky> <chris`> not calling u perverted
36:56 <sharky> [11:18] <chris`> but u remind me of someone i saw on tv
36:56 <sharky> [11:18] <chris`> and met as child
37:02 <sharky> it was michael, wasnt it?
38:07 <Devil45> might have been rolf harris
38:25 <sharky> lol
38:39 <sharky> cmon chris`
38:44 <sharky> tell us who molested you
39:10 <sharky> i have 500 on michael, 200 on ralph and 50 on your dad
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54:31 <Devil45> i didnt do that ^
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15:14 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiii
17:56 <b1rd> Did trak
18:01 <b1rd> https://imgur.com/a/sWXyDQC
18:20 <b1rd> Up kokoda down lying bird
18:29 <b1rd> Thx for recommendation exo
18:38 <b1rd> I come back for sure
19:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Nice
19:34 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Do a poo
19:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Take pic
19:44 <b1rd> K
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35:30 * Exo slaps b1rd around a bit with a large trout
35:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiii
35:35 <Exo> lol are u there b1rd
35:43 <Exo> ross the TosSss
35:47 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
35:58 <Devil45> the exo skeleton
36:03 <Exo> g'day Devil45
36:07 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd join pooland SLT
36:14 <Devil45> salutes to exo
36:30 <Exo> what's on the agenda
36:38 <Devil45> boring sunday grind
37:24 <Kezzie> hi Exo
37:30 <Kezzie> hi Devil
37:50 <Kezzie> hugs b1rd
38:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He got pronation
38:29 <Exo> good arvo Kezza ;-)
38:34 <Exo> haha working tonight mate?
38:38 <Devil45> sadly yes exo
39:05 <sharky> i was trying to work out if i should eat a golden gaytime or a mango weis bar
39:15 <Kezzie> b1rd can keep his promation pong in your room
39:16 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Both
39:18 <Exo> sux doode
39:21 <Exo> !ttop10
39:22 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. sharky(2152) 2. Exo(789) 3. ^bozojim(773) 4. beehhh(741) 5. b1rd(439) 6. HellFury(280) 7. kookaburra(226) 8. Sutekh(172) 9. SkyFire(148) 10. Cath^(147)
39:23 <sharky> so i looked into the freezer for ... a bit
39:30 <Exo> o_O
39:37 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yeassssssss
39:39 <sharky> and then a 3 year old came across and asked for ben n jerry
39:45 <sharky> so im gonna go n do that
39:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong only promote best ppl
40:02 <Exo> choose golden gaytime of course
40:17 <sharky> i think the kids reladed to me... he was in my house
40:17 <Kezzie> golden gaytime are yummy
40:44 <sharky> either way ive ordered some sandwhich icecreams
40:59 <sharky> yeah gaytimes are awesome
41:01 <Exo> whatever happened to maxibons
41:05 <Exo> do they still exist
41:09 <sharky> but i dont wanna share them with a toddler
41:14 <sharky> sure do
41:22 <Devil45> id like to see - monaco bar come back - or eskimo pie
41:29 <Devil45> neither of those had sticks
41:30 <Exo> use to be my fav back in the day
41:43 <sharky> you just havent bought any in a while. check out woolies/coles in outter suburbs
42:01 <sharky> they have good stuff cause i assume pple in the stix have big freezers
42:10 <Exo> https://www.kidspot.com.au/lifestyle/fitness-and-wellbeing/me-time/flashback-friday-our-favourite-ice-creams-from-our-childhood/news-story/b6fb9312b024a11f016f35d000b61e8b
42:12 <sharky> omg
42:17 <sharky> eskimo pie
42:22 <sharky> so racist
42:25 <sharky> and confusing
42:26 <Devil45> how?
42:30 <sharky> and delicious
42:47 <sharky> its black on the outside
42:51 <sharky> and white on the inside
43:00 <Devil45> so are oreos
43:00 <sharky> it lives in the freezer
43:12 <sharky> theyre also called ESKIMO
43:15 <Devil45> brown/dark outside white inside
43:18 <Exo> summer times for zooper dooper and sunnyboys
43:23 <sharky> i dont know any oreo people
43:27 <sharky> i wish i did
43:31 <sharky> id so eat them
43:41 <Devil45> remember snips exo?
43:47 <Devil45> strawberry choc snips
44:06 <Exo> sure do buddy
44:07 <sharky> exo : for some stupid reason
44:07 <Devil45> used to love those as a kid
44:09 <Exo> yummy
44:11 <Devil45> yup
44:16 <sharky> we have a WHOLE bag of zooper doopers
44:19 <sharky> in the fridge
44:20 <Devil45> hot day - buy a choc snip from the deli
44:23 <sharky> like wtf...
44:39 <sharky> Im letting it slide
44:41 <Kezzie> wish they sold sunnyboys
45:05 <sharky> but keeping an eye on the fridge and watching little idiot here thought zooper doopers belonged in the fridge
45:18 <sharky> or perhaps theyre cooling it down before they freeze them
45:23 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [3h54m50s]
45:31 <sharky> im sure there will be a sweet story behind this
45:32 <Devil45> zooper doopers are those frozen fruit things
45:39 <sharky> no
45:40 <Exo> wb HellFury
45:44 <Devil45> no?
45:48 <sharky> its like cordial in a tube
45:59 <sharky> youre supposed to freeze em so theyre like a
46:01 <Kezzie> no u can get plain ones
46:01 <Devil45> you freeze em
46:09 <sharky> cheap frozen ice flavoured thing
46:17 <Devil45> i know you dont *buy* them already frozen
46:23 <Exo> i like to let zooper doopers melt and SucCkkk em
46:29 <Exo> no homo
46:33 <sharky> LMAO
46:37 <Kezzie> lol'
46:39 <sharky> youre a homo
46:53 <sharky> I like to drive my car
46:58 <Kezzie> brb
46:58 <lx>  That was a quick visit Kezzie...
47:14 <Exo> what car ya got
47:18 * Devil45 hasnt had a zooper dooper or whatever they call them since the 70s
47:44 <Exo> i wouldnt have them now
47:54 <Exo> full of sugarly goodness
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48:53 <HellFury> ta
48:55 <HellFury> sorry
48:59 <HellFury> i am cranky
49:04 <HellFury> hit 40 degrees in the car
49:14 <HellFury> and i just spent almost 4 fking hours in the car
49:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pooland SLT growing
49:20 <Kezzie> hot humid here
49:26 <Devil45> no one cares pong
49:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U do so
49:44 <Devil45> nope
49:44 <HellFury> we used my car with air con
49:54 <HellFury> but still 3 people in that car and air con
49:56 <HellFury> still hot
49:57 <Devil45> and you need to stop advertising that chan in here too
50:14 <HellFury> who the fuck cares about his stupid chan
50:24 <Kezzie> yes pong obey they rules here
50:40 <HellFury> and i think we are going back out at 5 so no time to nap
50:40 <Kezzie> yes pong obey the rules here
50:48 <HellFury> i took Jed down to GC
51:04 <Exo> lol @ Pong getting told off
51:23 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wat u say
51:57 <Kezzie> no one gives a shit about your channel so stop talking about it here pong
52:20 <Devil45> he acts like we are interested in it
52:31 <HellFury> no one wants to go to a shit chan
52:31 <Devil45> and should join it - just so he can arrange to have us +b
52:33 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U all jealous
52:44 <Exo> yes pong listen to your superiors son
52:55 <Devil45> if people want to join they can - but dont expect followers pong
53:05 <Kezzie> Devil45 u r right we join pong bans
53:09 <Devil45> yup
53:16 <Devil45> i dont trust pong as far as i could throw him
53:21 <Devil45> which isnt far
53:22 <Kezzie> same
53:25 <Devil45> since hes so fat
53:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Y
53:39 <energizer> a large trebuchet might get him moving
54:04 <Kezzie> so pong no more talk re your channel here pls we dont care about it
54:14 <Exo> loool @ trebuchet
55:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
55:02 <HellFury> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDocp-VpCwY
55:04 * Exo loads pong into the schwerer gustav
55:07 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Martin Garrix feat. Khalid - Ocean (Official Video) (Jun 14, 2018) Length: 3:34 - Category: Music - 196,425,815 views - 1,180,111 likes (96.9%), 37,144 dislikes (3.1%)
55:49 <sharky> rofl
55:52 <sharky> seriouly
56:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> We’re jimmy
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58:30 <Devil45> youd need a strong band for that
58:43 <Devil45> because trebuchet with a flimsy band would simply break under his weight
59:11 * HellFury loads [[[[[pong]]]]] in a really big heavy wide load sling shot and fires it and him out the door and slams door shut! Stay out [[[[[pong]]]]]!!
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02:47 <Exo> hrmp what to eat for dinner
02:49 <Exo> decisions decisions
03:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Cum
03:49 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Chum
04:22 <Devil45> exo doesnt eat dog food
04:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Or cum
04:38 <HellFury> pong go sit on a dick and stop being a turd
05:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Bet you’d luv a dic
06:24 <Exo> lol your itching today arent ya [[[[[pong]]]]]
06:41 <HellFury> his ass must be
06:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Fo wat
07:23 <breaker> Kezzie, Stop abusing people ok? You have been warned.
07:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yer
08:29 * Devil45 gets the special K ready
09:25 <Devil45> its not like he can find his
09:32 <Devil45> without a microscope
09:43 * breaker gets a ground digging machine and runs it over Devil1945's mums grave.
09:58 <HellFury> lol
10:02 <von> not cool mte
10:06 <von> mate*
10:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*syntrx@*.4285558502.user
10:37 Kick: breaker was kicked by ChanOP ((Devil45) ok that is enough)
11:18 <Devil45> not smart to mention my deceased parents in open channel
11:32 <von> yeah sporry about that Devil45 thats bloody low
11:44 <Exo> low blow indeed
11:48 <HellFury> not sure what is up breakers ass
11:50 <von> no one should ever be spoke to like that online
12:02 <Devil45> and for the final time its not Devil1945
12:08 <HellFury> i could go a nap
12:12 <Devil45> ive never used that as a nick
12:15 <HellFury> but im leaving a t 5
15:31 <Exo> no time for a power nap
15:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
16:18 <HellFury> nope
16:32 <Kezzie> ty Devil45
17:12 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkWQDDv_qdg
17:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blue - All Rise (Feb 28, 2009) Length: - Category: Music - 38,560,405 views - 172,442 likes (97.4%), 4,589 dislikes (2.6%)
17:55 <HellFury> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CzcZYvyV50
17:59 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Storm Large 8 MILES WIDE (Mar 9, 2013) Length: 3:50 - Category: Comedy - 7,721 views - 81 likes (95.3%), 4 dislikes (4.7%)
18:54 * HellFury hums pong ass is 8 miles wide absolutely every one can go inside
19:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lick it
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28:06 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
43:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
44:01 * Sutekh slaps [[[[[pong]]]]] around a bit with a large trout
44:14 <Sutekh> How grandma?
44:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> She angry
44:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hot pong
44:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hit
44:42 <Sutekh> she cook scones?
45:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No
45:19 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Old bitch
45:21 <Sutekh> whip with vacuum hose again?
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45:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Vacum
45:46 <Sutekh> damn ;/
46:03 <Sutekh> your buttocks sore hey
46:47 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Legs
47:28 <HellFury> h3 vacuumed his non existant weener chris
47:32 <Sutekh> ouch
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48:08 <HellFury> yeah its a hose job :P
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48:30 <HellFury> i heard its full of dust
48:38 <HellFury> gma doesn't clean out the vacuum
49:35 <Sutekh> poelpe heer seem to liek pong
50:15 <HellFury> poeple here seem to not liek pong
50:19 <b1rd> Heyya sutekh :)
50:32 <o_> I like amputating pong's finger joints one at a time
50:33 <HellFury> pong stinky man
50:37 <HellFury> haha
50:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd got promoted
50:49 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U all here
50:51 <o_> chop chop pong!
51:04 <HellFury> you don't know where those fingers have been
51:05 <Sutekh> hey b1rd, hows the girls at the beach?
51:18 <b1rd> Yum as
51:23 <HellFury> he could have done a Doofy and stuck em up his ass
51:39 <Kezzie> hi Sutekh
51:41 <b1rd> Cute lil one with died red orange kinda hair
51:46 <Kezzie> hugs b1rd
51:48 <b1rd> Definitely bang
51:52 <b1rd> Hugs kezzie
51:52 <Sutekh> b1rd, did u show them ur ding dong?
51:58 <b1rd> Ye
52:06 <Sutekh> :D
52:07 * HellFury turkey slaps b1rd with a large turkey... keep that willy in your pants!
52:12 <b1rd> Na not yet
52:17 <Sutekh> hihi Kezzie
52:20 <b1rd> Just bita stalkin
52:26 <b1rd> Foreplay u kno
52:51 <Devil45> rubber chicken - does more damage
52:55 <b1rd> Wen comfortable ill flash her
52:59 <Devil45> dont waste trouts on pong
53:10 <HellFury> offer her to drop her hand down your pants
53:20 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> She prob 9
53:55 <Sutekh> going down town going to see my gal, going to sing her a song, going to show her my ding dong
54:01 <b1rd> Ye
54:11 <b1rd> Hehe
54:25 <b1rd> Cute thing
54:57 <Kezzie> !ttop10
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55:16 <b1rd> We parted ways at the dunny
55:41 <b1rd> Gave her a backwards glance as i went to chuk a shit
55:52 <Sutekh> b1rd, did u drop a huge stinking sticky bog?
55:58 <b1rd> Yup
56:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Show pic
56:03 <Sutekh> good
56:06 <b1rd> Romantic as fuk
56:07 * [[[[[pong]]]]] demands
56:20 <b1rd> It was big
56:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hi back take pic
56:33 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Go
56:34 <Devil45> dont encourage him b1rd
56:44 <b1rd> K
56:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> We want see
56:51 <Devil45> if he wants pics hes gotta pay for em
56:52 <b1rd> Na flushed it
56:55 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He part of SLT
57:09 <b1rd> Mayb do another later
57:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Good boi
57:46 <b1rd> Yup
57:56 <Sutekh> im playing with my pet b1rd again
58:01 <b1rd> Aww
58:08 <Sutekh> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr7qqCSWGnA
58:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: FurReal Friends Squawkers McCaw Commercial (Mar 8, 2009) Length: 0:39 - Category: Entertainment - 580,022 views - likes dislikes
58:21 <b1rd> Cool
58:29 <HellFury> what a slt
58:33 <HellFury> whats
58:39 <b1rd> Ppong
58:46 <b1rd> Wanna see my snot
58:49 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Senior leadership team
58:49 <Exo> lol
58:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yer show
58:57 <b1rd> K
58:58 <Exo> did u make it to the top of 1000 steps b1rd
59:07 <b1rd> It dry
59:13 <b1rd> Yer course
59:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Show pic
59:23 <b1rd> Was steep towards top ay
59:36 <b1rd> Then down lying b1rd trak
59:42 <Exo> yeh mate
59:47 <b1rd> I go bak for sure fun
00:00 <b1rd> Thx bro
00:17 <Exo> good cardio exercise
00:17 <b1rd> Good day
00:26 <b1rd> Yea fully
00:28 <Exo> jogged up there the other week
00:36 <b1rd> Sweet
00:40 <Exo> i would go every week but its on the other side of town
00:48 <b1rd> Yer
01:04 <b1rd> Good fun
01:12 <Exo> any nice looking sheilas
01:21 <b1rd> Yer few b
01:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> We’re u live
01:26 <b1rd> Bitch s
01:41 <b1rd> In van
02:05 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Exo
02:21 <Devil45> you will need to continue your artistic research of the lovely ladies b1rd next time you are in the park
02:27 <Exo> \\//\\//estSide
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02:32 <b1rd> Ye definitely
02:34 * Exo slaps alienated\romeo around a bit with a large trout
02:43 <b1rd> Bitches r nice
02:54 <Devil45> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te13ngGugMY
02:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Young or old
02:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mutiny on the Buses (Nov 24, 2018) Length: 01:24:28 - Category: People & Blogs - 7,624 views - 117 likes (99.2%), 1 dislikes (0.8%)
03:16 <b1rd> Young
03:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> How old
03:28 <b1rd> Dunno
03:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol
03:44 <b1rd> Hopefully not olda than 9
03:55 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol
03:59 <b1rd> Lol
04:23 <b1rd> 20's
04:49 <b1rd> Skinny lil bitch probly pound her hard
05:27 <Sutekh> ur a romantic
05:37 <b1rd> Ye ikr
06:11 <b1rd> Like perfect height too
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06:31 <b1rd> Not too tall so cant hitya
06:38 <b1rd> Etc
07:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol
07:16 <b1rd> But not short nuff to b like a lil ninja disappear
07:52 <b1rd> Maybe put collar on her
08:00 <Exo> like the sheilas with the big booty
08:04 <Exo> yeh she squats
08:22 <b1rd> Ye she got firm lil ass
08:31 <b1rd> Thigh gap everything
09:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> How old
09:56 <b1rd> Id betta not say too much she have me up on charges
10:11 <b1rd> Wasnt a date more like stalking
10:15 <b1rd> Lol
11:17 <b1rd> Probly twenny something
11:42 <Sutekh> buy her some maccas with ur next DSP payment :D
11:57 <b1rd> Got pocket fulla money
12:06 <b1rd> Just.. Consent a problem
12:20 <b1rd> She not like me lol
12:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Buy pong tea
12:25 <Sutekh> show her the cash
12:26 <b1rd> K
12:37 <b1rd> Ok that could work
12:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> We hang out
12:45 <b1rd> Ok pong
12:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U seem liek fun fella
13:19 <b1rd> Ye i think so
13:22 <Exo> pong doesn't leave the house
13:25 <Exo> don't teel lies
13:29 <b1rd> U is too pong
13:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yer does
13:59 <b1rd> We can cross streams in urinal
14:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yer
14:27 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> That very fun
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14:37 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Liek ghost busters
15:25 <Sutekh> pong is a good man
15:29 <b1rd> Yea
15:36 <b1rd> Yup
15:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yea
15:50 <b1rd> Ok i show my dry snot
16:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yay
17:05 <b1rd> https://imgur.com/a/LsK3mQf
17:14 <b1rd> I spat on box
17:30 <b1rd> And spread it out like fingerpainting
17:35 <Kezzie> is it bedtime soon ??
17:43 <b1rd> Nice n green
17:48 <b1rd> lol
17:56 <b1rd> Na few hours kezzie :p
18:08 <Kezzie> awwwwwww
18:18 <Kezzie> my body saying bed lol
18:29 <Exo> he needs to bed time story first Kez
18:29 <b1rd> Nice
18:37 <b1rd> Yea!
18:53 <Kezzie> got to be awake b4 7am tomorrow got early start at icon 5 bags now of saline due to this heat b1rd
19:11 <b1rd> Mia used tell epic bedtime story
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19:23 <b1rd> Ahh k kezzie
19:33 <b1rd> Ye hot a
19:50 <b1rd> Have good sleep ye
19:51 <Kezzie> awwwww thanks Exo i asked a nurse in hosp to read me a bedtime story she came in turned lights down low said r u ready next she starts reading the bible lollllllll
20:14 <b1rd> lol omg fukk that rite
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20:29 <Kezzie> yesssssss i said i dont want the bible lol
20:45 <Exo> probably didnt have any other books
20:47 <Exo> lol
20:55 <b1rd> Ye i woulda said get fkd
20:59 <b1rd> Lol ye
21:55 <Kezzie> i did Exo lol
22:22 <b1rd> Stik that book where sun dont shine
22:27 <b1rd> I woulda said
22:34 <b1rd> Lol
24:23 <Exo> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where_the_Wild_Things_Are
24:33 <b1rd> Wotdat
25:02 <Exo> popular book
25:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> That no snot
25:13 <breaker> Kezzie, Stop abusing people ok? You have been warned.
25:15 <Kezzie> when i was at school i used to hire books out at library i read the book in 2hrs
25:30 <b1rd> Show snot exo
25:34 <Kezzie>  hands Exo his beer and salted nutz
25:42 <Exo> thanks Keznits
25:48 <Exo> just what the doctor ordered
25:49 <Kezzie> np Exo
25:55 <Kezzie> :))
25:59 * Exo skulls the beer
26:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Snot??? Dry green
26:06 <b1rd> Yum
26:07 <Kezzie> Exo i love the ignore command
26:27 <Kezzie> b1rd gives me hugs now he a good boy
26:32 <Exo> o_O
26:34 <b1rd> Huggggs
26:38 <Exo> b1rd is a good lad
26:43 <Kezzie> hugsssssssssssssssss b1rd
26:44 <b1rd> Yeaahh
26:47 <Kezzie> yep
27:06 <Kezzie> untill his mates join and he follows them
27:08 <b1rd> tomorrow gunna get hamburger
27:13 <Kezzie> yummy
27:19 <b1rd> Ye they bad influence
27:24 <Exo> .»º©º«..»º©º«.sends.»º©º«.hugs.»º©º«.and.»º©º« .kisses*.»º©º«.to sweet.»º©º«.lovable.»º©º«. Kezzie
27:41 <Kezzie> this low off the qld coast is to be named cyclone owen it can stay away from me
27:42 <breaker> Kezzie, Stop abusing people ok? You have been warned.
27:59 * Kezzie tosses CONFETTI & BALLOONS in the air for Exo ~'O~~~*`;.' O~~~~*`;.'`~;`~`O~~~~*` ;.'O~~~~*`;.'`~;`~`O~~~*`;.'O~~~~*`;.'`~;`~`O~~~~*`;.' O~~~~*`;.'`~;`~`O~~~*`;.'O~~~~*`;.'`~;`~`O~~~~*`;.'O~~~*`;.'`~;`~`O~~~~*`;.'O~~~~*`;.'`~;`~`O~~~~*`;.'O~~ ~~*`;.'`~;`~`O~~~~*`;.'`~O~~~~*`;.'`~;`~`O~~~~*`;.'`~O
28:14 <Bonny> stop repeating yourself, breaker.. she's not biting so quit it
28:27 <b1rd> hiya bonny
28:43 * Exo runs around the channel like a mad cat......
28:43 * Exo Stops In front of Kezzie .....
28:43 * Exo Holds out his hand and Shows Kezzie the Colorful  >*< >*< >*< >*< FireFlys he Caught for them >*< >*< >*< >*<
28:45 <Bonny> hi b1rd
28:47 <breaker> Kezzie, Stop flooding ok? You have been warned.
29:02 <Exo> breaker give it a rest son
29:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wanna see snot B1rd
29:03 * Kezzie places smiling peaceful Angels all around Exo 's neck ~Å~~Å~~Å~ ~Å~~Å~~Å~ ~Å~~Å~~Å~ ~Å~~Å~~Å~ ~Å~~Å~~Å~ ~Å~~Å~~Š   in hope that they bring you joy love and happyness!!!!!
29:06 <b1rd> Hope everything goin well bonny
29:22 <Kezzie> Exo hope i dont flood soon re hug popups lol
29:23 <b1rd> Ok pong
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29:39 <Bonny> everything is great thanks, b1rd
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29:51 <Kezzie> how r u Bonny ??
29:58 <Bonny> good thanks
30:00 <b1rd> Thats good
30:03 <Kezzie> 42deg here Bonny
30:11 <Bonny> you can keep it
30:24 <Kezzie> gee thanks i wanted to share lol
30:29 <Bonny> no thanks
30:29 <b1rd> Hope we get 30 again
30:30 <Bonny> lol
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30:39 <Bonny> I don't share
30:42 <Kezzie> Bonny u want the cyclone owen they talking about lol
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31:04 <b1rd> wb breaker
31:09 * Kezzie sends b1rd 42 deg temps
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31:19 <b1rd> I heard about that kezzie
31:26 <b1rd> Yay!
31:31 <b1rd> Sunbathing
31:42 <breaker> Bonny, Watch yourself ok? You have been warned.
31:45 <Kezzie> we need the rain not the cyclone part lol
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32:44 <b1rd> Yupp it rainy as atm here good to see green grass
32:49 <Kezzie>               Hi Exo!             
32:51 <b1rd> Birds happy as
33:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U hi b1rd
33:05 <Kezzie> share b1rd lol
33:29 <b1rd> One crow on roof of dunny this morning havin party see thru plastic roof
33:41 <b1rd> Watchin me piss he was
33:54 <b1rd> K lol
34:00 <Kezzie> lol
34:01 <Sutekh> thought he could see a worm b1rd
34:07 <Kezzie> hahahhhhaha
34:09 <b1rd> HAHAHA
34:15 <b1rd> Good one
34:26 <Kezzie> hope there was no red back on the seat b1rd
34:27 <Exo> lauGHIng Out lOuDS
34:36 <b1rd> Yea itd feed him for weeks
34:41 <b1rd> :p
35:02 <b1rd> Naaa all good
35:05 <Kezzie> !ttop10
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35:16 <Kezzie> oh i made it lol
35:19 <b1rd> I immune to redbak funnel web etc
35:27 <Kezzie> look at Sutekh go gooooo
35:41 <Exo> jims got a lot of catchin up to do
36:16 <Kezzie> yes and we know he can do it Exo
36:17 <b1rd> Right ball itchy
36:21 <b1rd> Ahh
36:39 <Exo> whats 4 dinner b1rd
36:41 <b1rd> Left now
36:47 <b1rd> Dates
36:58 <Kezzie> pasta here Exo
37:01 <b1rd> Just had em
37:10 <Kezzie> yuck re dates
37:18 <Exo> yummy pasta
37:22 <b1rd> Yum healthy too
37:23 <Kezzie> :))
37:30 <Exo> still got the dates from this morning?
37:35 <Kezzie> jules cooking the pasta
37:39 <b1rd> Ye bought kg
38:03 <b1rd> Yum pasta
38:07 <Exo> what pasta is it
38:17 <Exo> what time is it ready so i can drop by have a feed
38:24 <Kezzie> cheese pasta
38:33 <Kezzie> jules adding ham to it
38:50 * Exo lix lips
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39:28 <Kezzie> brb need to go take the red pill i will go faster lol
39:28 <lx>  It'll be quiet without you Kezzie...
39:45 <b1rd> Ok lol
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41:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Snot?
42:43 <b1rd> Did usee
42:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ?
42:57 <b1rd> https://imgur.com/a/LsK3mQf
43:04 <b1rd> Dry green snot see
43:23 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Not snot
43:35 <b1rd> Is so
43:39 <b1rd> Its dry
44:13 <Kezzie> bk
44:24 <b1rd> Yay wb
44:29 <Kezzie> ty
44:38 <Exo> weLCOMe BACk
44:53 <Kezzie> ty
46:23 * Exo flicks snot at [[[[[pong]]]]]
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46:54 * Kezzie feels like shit i might head to bed soon ..... waits for her teddy bear off Exo
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47:12 * Exo tucks Kezzie into bed with her teddy
47:21 <Kezzie> tyyyyyyyyyy
47:22 * Ed 
47:24 <Kezzie> hugssssssss
47:27 <Kezzie> hi Ed
48:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h Sutekh
50:15 <Kezzie>  ***ChanOP sets mode: +n Sutekh is nude - please do not be alarmed - just act normal - please do not throw money.
50:27 <Kezzie> lol
50:30 <b1rd> Lol
50:41 <Sutekh> wah
50:45 * Kezzie throws 5 cents lol
50:46 <Exo> oh great
50:51 <Exo> does that mean i have to put some pants on
51:01 <Kezzie> u helping Sutekh Exo lol
51:11 <Kezzie> lol
51:13 <Sutekh> no one wants to see me naked :D
51:26 <Kezzie> hubby only wears his jocks here
51:36 <Exo> nudity is art
51:50 <Exo> we need to be more european and have nude beaches
52:15 <b1rd> Yay
52:26 <b1rd> Id get arrested for sure
52:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who in here circumsized???
52:54 <Kezzie> hubby is
53:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> So pong
53:04 <b1rd> Na theyd get ruined by prostitutes thered be syringes n condoms all over beach.
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53:20 * Kezzie shares her headache with pong
53:23 <b1rd> Like European can drink sensible we cant.
53:43 <b1rd> Culture is Not transferable
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54:29 <b1rd> As sad as that is. Id go if was more
54:41 <Kezzie> Tropical cyclone Owen has formed in the northern Coral Sea. Expected to remain well off the Queensland coast.< hope it stays away from qld coast
54:46 <Kezzie> wb Ed
54:51 <b1rd> For a tan
55:29 <Kezzie> bbl
55:29 <lx>  We'll still be here Kezzie...
57:02 <Kezzie> http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDQ65002.shtml
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02:12 <Kezzie> !ttop10
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05:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Jimmyyyyyyyyyyy
06:35 Part: Ed ([email protected]) from #sydney
09:06 <Kezzie> hugs jim
11:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U fed Bart
12:14 <^bozoJim> hugs Kezzie
12:59 <Kezzie> hugs jim
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16:51 <b1rd> Lol
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32:20 <sharky> oh.. kezzie blocked my msg
32:44 <sharky> b1rd : i tried to accept your challenge
32:52 <sharky> fish aint bitin round here
33:04 <b1rd> K
33:06 <sharky> *does some red neck toothless saying*
33:44 <b1rd> Must b diner time
33:52 <b1rd> I already ate
34:11 <sharky> you can eat more than once
34:19 <sharky> i had some pork earlier
34:20 <sharky> like
34:26 <sharky> so much pork i had to lay down
34:26 <b1rd> Yep
34:32 <sharky> and then i got the meat sweats
34:51 <sharky> but you know what? soon im going back for 3rds
34:58 <b1rd> Rofl
35:02 <b1rd> Yup
35:10 <b1rd> Good way to do it
35:13 <sharky> "hey you hear sharky died?"
35:17 <sharky> "good, fuck him"
35:23 <sharky> "yeah he sucked"
35:38 <sharky> but after about 10 mins.. of that... somone would be like
35:40 <sharky> "how?"
36:01 <sharky> and when you hear that i died from eating too much smoked pork
36:14 <sharky> youd be so jealous
36:20 <b1rd> Yup
36:38 <b1rd> Love me beef
36:55 <b1rd> Eat it all day
37:02 <b1rd> Can
37:04 <sharky> oh yeah
37:09 <sharky> i love my beef ribs
37:16 <sharky> theyre so much bigger than pork ribs
37:21 <b1rd> Yum
37:30 <sharky> i smoke that stuff... constantly
37:39 <sharky> less fatty too... so you have to be careful
37:49 <b1rd> Yup
38:03 <sharky> but theyre big so you cant just let them be all raw in middle.. each of my beef ribs weigh at least 400g
38:22 <sharky> but on ave. around 650
38:33 <b1rd> Yea nice
38:40 <sharky> dont like them when theyre over 700g... theyre a bit tough
39:01 <sharky> lol at tim sitting in sydney thinking of food
39:09 <sharky> just fucking get some dude
39:10 <b1rd> lol
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39:25 <sharky> hahaha
39:32 <sharky> speaking of a loner
39:42 <b1rd> lol
39:48 <Tim-Sim> keep talking about food
39:48 <sharky> welcome
39:56 <sharky> they banned me or removed my voice from melb
40:03 <sharky> so.. i clicked here and bam
40:11 <sharky> opened up shop.
40:17 <Tim-Sim> devoiced
40:22 <sharky> we were talking about smoking meat
40:23 <b1rd> Excellent
40:36 <sharky> yeah, Glenn is a sad cunt
40:47 <sharky> who probably wants to fuck Kezzie
40:54 <Tim-Sim> I think you got devoiced for talking about fingering bum holes
40:56 <sharky> but moving on
41:10 <sharky> a warning would have been nice
41:14 <sharky> which Kezzie gave me
41:20 <Glenn> That was the warning.
41:22 <sharky> and i instantly stopped
41:41 <sharky> but anyways here we are
41:54 <Glenn> For the tieing.me b
42:02 <sharky> Glenn : you warned me you wanted to fuck Kezzie?
42:08 <Glenn> For the time being.
42:20 <sharky> its cool dude, go for it
42:35 <sharky> sorry if i turned her on about talking about pulling things out of my dogs arsehole
42:46 <sharky> when chris brown does it apparently hes hot
43:14 <b1rd> nice
43:40 <sharky> (admittedly he is hot when he does it)
43:47 <sharky> i didnt film myself when i did it
43:53 <sharky> so, the jury is still out
43:59 <b1rd> lol
44:26 <sharky> hey Glenn, what iphone you got?
44:27 <sharky> :D
44:28 <b1rd> Nothing wrong with a bit of bum
44:37 <sharky> i know
44:45 <sharky> and its not like my dog ever wears pants
44:56 <b1rd> ye
44:59 <sharky> he has a christmas sweater which really causes him stress
45:19 <sharky> he pisses on the carpet and keeps trying to bite his arms off
45:21 <b1rd> Yup
45:40 <b1rd> Dogs hate clothes rite
46:09 <sharky> yeah... like kids
46:20 <b1rd> Yup
46:24 <sharky> i saw funniest vid yesterday
46:33 <sharky> of the dog.. a golden retriever
46:54 <sharky> who was like 3 or 4... and they put socks on him for the 1st time i assume
47:00 <sharky> dude went fucking batshit
47:04 <sharky> tried to run
47:10 <b1rd> Rofl poor dog
47:13 <sharky> couldnt cause... his feet are covered
47:21 <sharky> so hes like dancing
47:34 <sharky> like you or i would if put on hot coals
47:49 <b1rd> Ye doesnt need em aye
47:59 <sharky> well this dog was in the snow
48:04 <sharky> so maybe he did
48:05 <b1rd> Ohh k
48:20 <b1rd> Felt weird tho i guess
48:27 <sharky> i dont know... hes a long haired dog.. probably be fine without the botties
48:55 <sharky> i know the aust. police give dogs "boots" to protect them when drug sniffing in nightclubs
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49:01 <sharky> so they dont cut their paws
49:06 <sharky> love to see those vids
49:11 <b1rd> Ah ye
49:14 <sharky> like 1st time bootie vids
49:23 <b1rd> ye lol
49:28 <deadpandashitz> b1rd sh1t
49:38 <sharky> "HES DANCING>.. DRUG TEST HIM"
49:40 <sharky> :P
49:52 <sharky> deadpandashitz : did the panda car crash?
49:55 <sharky> :(
49:57 <b1rd> Make tv show. Police dogs vs junkies
50:09 <sharky> i have a vid of a super sad dog
50:11 <deadpandashitz> sharky yes
50:19 <sharky> oh fucking hi
50:22 <sharky> :D
50:25 <deadpandashitz> :D
50:34 <sharky> howd you go with
50:39 <deadpandashitz> well
50:44 <sharky> that thing you left our conversation for
50:53 <sharky> i think it was finding a roof over your head
51:02 <sharky> or something super selfish like that which
51:09 <deadpandashitz> :D
51:11 <deadpandashitz> faggot
51:23 <sharky> i guess some people (YOU) thought was more important than talking about
51:25 <sharky> umm
51:32 <sharky> some porn? cats?
51:40 <sharky> david attenborough?
51:42 <deadpandashitz> pandas :D
51:48 <sharky> sim city?
51:56 <sharky> no
52:02 <sharky> you had me imobilised
52:17 <sharky> cause i was dumb enough to load that vid on my tv
52:32 <sharky> so... i couldnt stop it and was just.. in pain from laughing super hard
52:44 <deadpandashitz> ;D
52:48 <deadpandashitz> b1rs speak up son
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52:54 <sharky> normally you give me a link and i click and open iit up here
53:19 <sharky> but no... i had to be all fancy.. connected up my bose qc35s up
53:24 <sharky> loaded the tv
53:29 <sharky> and then bam
53:32 <sharky> i couldnt move
53:41 <sharky> i was like stunned to the ground
53:46 <sharky> i tried to leave
53:48 <sharky> i couldnt
53:54 <sharky> i tried to turn things off
53:57 <sharky> i couldnt
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55:15 <deadpandashitz> sharky = PandasDontDrive 2.0
55:43 <b1rd> Where u from sharky?
56:25 <b1rd> Roughly speaking
56:39 <sharky> how dare you
56:44 <sharky> thats racist
56:48 <sharky> but
56:48 <deadpandashitz> LOL!
56:51 <sharky> from south africa
56:52 <b1rd> lol
57:09 <sharky> are you going to ask if im gay next?
57:16 <b1rd> Nice bro
57:19 <sharky> (obviously not.. im from SA)
57:37 <b1rd> Ah k
57:38 <sharky> we dont do gay or ... heh well we have a few coloured people
57:48 <sharky> but we're working on that.
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57:56 <b1rd> Kool
58:42 <WhoMadeWho> who is speaking in here
58:50 <sharky> i want to try and get netflix on the fridge
58:59 <deadpandashitz> black people are faggot
59:13 <sharky> yeah what he said.
59:28 <WhoMadeWho> why dont you try and get a fridge in netflix
59:46 <sharky> heh not that stoned... but nice try
59:56 <b1rd> Whomadewho fancy a bum?
00:02 <deadpandashitz> LOL
00:07 <WhoMadeWho> fuck of government dobber
00:15 <b1rd> LOL what
00:17 <sharky> if you said try and get a microwave in netflix
00:32 <sharky> id probably have gone "hrmm.. yeah my ipad does get pretty hot..."
00:42 <sharky> and tried to work with it
00:46 <b1rd> Need go take a shit
00:51 <b1rd> Bbs guys
00:51 <lx>  Oh so quick b1rd...
00:57 <sharky> but, then this ipad pro apparently has magnets in nit
01:31 <b1rd> Stik to fridge chuk pornhub on it
01:48 <sharky> i was going to do cooking channel
02:08 <b1rd> Cool ill subscribe
02:09 <sharky> i dont think i want to be masturbating near naked flames
02:14 <sharky> and boiling water
02:21 <b1rd> Hot
02:30 <sharky> haha yeah i said naked
02:37 <sharky> i picked up on that one too
02:41 <sharky> :D
02:44 <b1rd> Haha
03:14 <sharky> i wont mention the olive oid id be liberally applying to some pig
03:24 <sharky> before getting her all hot in the oven
03:25 <b1rd> Mmmm
03:37 <b1rd> Lol
03:41 <sharky> probably throw some garlic in her grooves
03:43 <sharky> and slits
03:52 <b1rd> Lololol
04:16 <sharky> im hungry again
04:24 <deadpandashitz> :D
04:27 <WhoMadeWho> some women are so foul down below.....so much yeast.....baking bread down there
04:30 <sharky> and a little horny
04:31 <deadpandashitz> b1rd sh1t!
04:36 <deadpandashitz> Where you at son?
04:42 <deadpandashitz> Get away for the weekend did we?
04:45 <deadpandashitz> :D
04:52 <sharky> WhoMadeWho : yeah, we dont generally fuck them
05:03 <sharky> i mean sure, when b1rd dares you
05:06 <sharky> you try
05:07 <b1rd> Nope im in melbourne
05:12 <sharky> but when Kezzie doesnt reply
05:19 <sharky> what can you do?
05:26 <b1rd> But need shit brb
05:26 <sharky> im not gonna go in and rape her
05:43 <sharky> or will i, just to beat your challenge
06:00 <sharky> Keep you on your toes huh?
06:09 <b1rd> Ye
06:19 <sharky> Glenn : and youre not devoicing me over this?
06:23 <b1rd> Love that nice empty feeling
06:37 <b1rd> Ok put shoes on
06:41 <sharky> just to confirm you devoiced me for talking about removing string from my dogs arsehole
06:46 <sharky> but, raping Kezzie
06:51 <sharky> thats cool?
06:56 <WhoMadeWho> some wimmens smell like tuna that been left in the sun for two days....down in their flappy bits
07:17 <sharky> b1rd : i take my shoes off before i shit
07:20 <b1rd> Dinner?
07:23 <sharky> not cause im going to shit on them
07:23 Mode: (by Sutekh) +b *!*@austnet.3752291176.user
07:31 <b1rd> Lolol
07:36 <Sutekh> none of that talk
07:41 <b1rd> Yea i do when i squat
07:45 <WhoMadeWho> behave you lot
07:53 <b1rd> But i got full dunny today
07:59 <^bozoJim> hello Sutekh
08:02 <WhoMadeWho> stop making gross chitter chatters please
08:06 <Sutekh> Jimbo
08:09 <b1rd> K
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09:00 <Cath^> hi SkyFire
09:52 <WhoMadeWho> thats better
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10:00 <SkyFire> :)
11:00 <^bozoJim> hello Cath^
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12:00 <ScrewyMcskROOface> Hiya Cath^
12:02 <WhoMadeWho> you foul mouthed cock knockers
12:44 <WhoMadeWho> lucky Sutekh and I were here to bring some decorem to the room
13:04 <WhoMadeWho> lift the tone
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14:09 <WhoMadeWho> you bunch of grotty mouthed dumpster divers
14:22 <b1rd> Ya mum
15:21 <WhoMadeWho> proceed to chat in an orderly manner
15:45 <b1rd> Proceed to take me in ur mouth
16:07 <WhoMadeWho> proceed to take colon relief from a cactus
16:30 <b1rd> I give uo
16:32 <b1rd> Up
16:59 <b1rd> Ur crack supply is infinite
17:18 <WhoMadeWho> yur crack is infinite
17:44 <WhoMadeWho> as is your mums
18:00 <Cath^> hi Jim
18:00 <Cath^> hi Screwy
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18:54 <WhoMadeWho> hello Cosmic^Girl
18:58 <WhoMadeWho> please be seated
19:01 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey WhoMadeWho :)
19:06 <WhoMadeWho> drinks will be served shortly
19:19 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm not really a sitting kinda gal, but thanks for your direction
19:46 <WhoMadeWho> my face is disappointed
19:52 <WhoMadeWho> anyway
19:56 <WhoMadeWho> moving right along
20:17 <WhoMadeWho> how do you feel about garlic prawns ?
20:32 <b1rd> Ok
20:38 <b1rd> Yum
20:48 <Cosmic^Girl> I don't love raw prawns....but I don't mind cooked garlic delicous prawns
21:41 <WhoMadeWho> garlic is the food of the gods
21:51 <Cosmic^Girl> Garlic is pretty great
22:58 <b1rd> I eat raw garlic
23:00 <ScrewyMcskROOface> whats UP
23:02 <b1rd> Very yum
23:28 <WhoMadeWho> raw garlic is good to fight infections....take small pieces orally
23:39 <Cosmic^Girl> Raw garlic is great for vampires
23:42 <WhoMadeWho> too much raw garlic will actually make you vomit
23:47 <WhoMadeWho> fact
23:54 <b1rd> Nup
24:04 <b1rd> Not me
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24:16 <b1rd> Too tough
24:42 <Cosmic^Girl> I had gyros for lunch with garlicy delciousness tzatiki. Nom nom nom
25:21 <b1rd> I had dates cashews and the round nuts
25:25 <b1rd> Forget
25:36 <b1rd> Macadamias
26:06 <WhoMadeWho> Tzatziki, cacik or tarator is a dip, soup, or sauce found in the cuisines of Southeast Europe and Middle East. It is made of salted strained yogurt or diluted yogurt mixed with cucumbers, garlic, salt, olive oil, sometimes with vinegar or lemon juice, and herbs like dill, mint, parsley and thyme.
26:24 <Cosmic^Girl> And it's delicious
27:00 <ScrewyMcskROOface> BITCH!
27:06 <WhoMadeWho> i do not like eating dates.......they taste like actual shit to me......well its what i imagine shit tastes like
27:27 <Cosmic^Girl> What about raw slice made from dates?
27:32 <b1rd> High in essential nutrients
27:36 <Cosmic^Girl> Like whipped up so much that they turn caramelly?
27:40 <b1rd> No
27:57 <b1rd> Fk refined sugar unless u about do marathon
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28:05 <b1rd> Even then not good
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28:08 <WhoMadeWho> you would have to hide dates in food for me to take them orally
28:20 <WhoMadeWho> cuz if i knew it was dated
28:23 <Cosmic^Girl> Raw slice have no refined sugar...hence why they're raw
28:24 <WhoMadeWho> i would dry retch
28:35 <b1rd> Bcoz u buy old ones from supermarkets
28:43 <b1rd> Of course they taste crap
28:46 <Cosmic^Girl> So hidden as caramel, you wouldn't even know
29:14 <b1rd> I have no idea what you're talking about
29:26 <e|f> ^_^
29:27 <b1rd> I don't eat shit sorry
29:57 <WhoMadeWho> i have not eaten an actual shit......i have however rimmed several wimmens assholes during sex
30:11 <b1rd> Whomadewho is agent
30:17 <Cosmic^Girl> You can blend dates to within an inch of their life, and they turn into "caramel"
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30:26 <WhoMadeWho> what is agent
30:33 <b1rd> Nobody else here is as autistic as him
30:54 <b1rd> Fuk that cosmic
31:07 <b1rd> U destroy nutrients
31:28 <b1rd> Processed food is bad for good reason.
31:45 <WhoMadeWho> i like parmesan cheese....but i do not believe most restaurants serve it.....i think they serve chemical substitutes
31:58 <WhoMadeWho> cuz of the cost of real parmesan cheese
32:09 <b1rd> You've lost my interest
32:10 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm pretty sure you can only destroy nutrients if you cook it
32:22 <b1rd> Wrong.
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33:33 <Cosmic^Girl> Technically they're just dates. Just blended. I'm sure that doesn't change the nutrients
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34:30 <WhoMadeWho> i had little pork steaks for dinner tonight......i marinated them in olive oil, salt, and worchestire sauce
34:34 <WhoMadeWho> then bbq them
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35:07 <WhoMadeWho> i bbq them in the fires of hell...flame grilled
35:16 <WhoMadeWho> charred outside
35:17 <Cosmic^Girl> Pork reminds me of human
35:18 <WhoMadeWho> soft inside
35:39 <b1rd> I dont eat pork
35:42 <Cosmic^Girl> Pork is how I'd imagine human to taste and feel
35:47 <WhoMadeWho> what does steak remind you of then
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36:01 <flammable> ... Cosmic^Girl are you a cannibal
36:23 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmm can't say I am flammable. But it's how I'd IMAGINE human to taste :P
36:44 <WhoMadeWho> i eat cows, pigs, chickens
36:51 <e|f> apparently pork does taste like human
36:53 <WhoMadeWho> kangaroo also
37:00 <e|f> how they know that - i don't know
37:01 <e|f> :)
37:13 <Cosmic^Girl> Mm it's definitely the truth in my mind :P
37:31 <WhoMadeWho> so you dont eat any pig at all then ?
37:35 <WhoMadeWho> bacon cuts ?
37:45 <WhoMadeWho> pork roast with crackling ?
37:56 <WhoMadeWho> xmas ham on the bone ?
38:09 <Cosmic^Girl> I eat bacon. Definitely not any pork
38:18 <WhoMadeWho> but Cosmic^Girl
38:22 <Cosmic^Girl> What is the actual difference between bacon and pork?
38:24 <WhoMadeWho> they come from the same animal
38:27 <Cosmic^Girl> I knoooooow it's the same animal
38:37 <WhoMadeWho> its the CUT
38:37 <Cosmic^Girl> But they are completely different. Why is that?
38:41 <e|f> different cut of the animal
38:54 <Cosmic^Girl> The texture of pork freaks me out
39:11 <WhoMadeWho> what about a chicken breast
39:15 <WhoMadeWho> will you eat that
39:32 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmm not an actual whole breast
39:41 <Cosmic^Girl> Because it's thick and texturey
39:45 <Cosmic^Girl> Like pork :P
39:49 <WhoMadeWho> fucken hell......you would have been a hard chick to date
40:04 <WhoMadeWho> could not feed you anywhere
40:19 <Cosmic^Girl> Why? Because I don't eat pork? That's pretty low maintenance
40:25 <Cosmic^Girl> I like steak!
40:58 <WhoMadeWho> nuttin worse than a girl that you take out to a restaurant and she orders a entree salad as main course
41:11 <Cosmic^Girl> That's totally not me
41:23 <e|f> she just said she doesn't eat pork
41:27 <e|f> she didn't mention anything else
41:36 <Cosmic^Girl> You do know there's plenty of other things to eat on a menu other than pork and chicken breast right?
41:42 <e|f> meh
41:44 <e|f> >_>
41:46 <WhoMadeWho> elf....do you wish to join my conversation ?
41:53 <e|f> actually no, not really
41:57 <e|f> i'm going to have a smoke
41:59 <e|f> bbiab
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42:01 <WhoMadeWho> good
42:05 <WhoMadeWho> off with you
42:34 <WhoMadeWho> yes Cosmic^Girl
42:39 <WhoMadeWho> i eat the whole menu
42:53 <WhoMadeWho> unless its dog/cat/rodent
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43:00 <breaker> LOLOLOLOLOLOL @ Zade
43:01 <WhoMadeWho> i cant do those
43:40 <WhoMadeWho> i know in some countries that is quite normal fair......but i was not brought up on those
43:52 <Cosmic^Girl> What about horse?
43:57 <Cosmic^Girl> Crocodile?
43:59 <WhoMadeWho> yes ive sampled horse
44:07 <Cosmic^Girl> Rancid shark?
44:18 <WhoMadeWho> have not had crocodile yet, but heard that is like chicken
44:35 <WhoMadeWho> shark is served everyday at your local fish and chippery
44:35 <Cosmic^Girl> It's very much like chicken
44:42 <Cosmic^Girl> But....rancid shark?
44:46 <WhoMadeWho> although not rancid
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45:13 <WhoMadeWho> horse is very common in anti pasto servings
45:37 <WhoMadeWho> ive never actually heard of rancid shark as a dish
45:44 <WhoMadeWho> is it some kind of curing thing
45:53 <Cosmic^Girl> Icelandic national dish
46:00 <WhoMadeWho> ohhhh.....you mean ummmmmmmmm
46:03 <Cosmic^Girl> Fermented shark
46:04 <WhoMadeWho> that thing
46:09 <Cosmic^Girl> Hakarl
46:15 <WhoMadeWho> the smelliest food on the planet thing
46:26 <Cosmic^Girl> Haha so I've heard
46:50 <WhoMadeWho> my mate tried to eat that recently....could only get within two metres radius of the can once it was opened
46:52 <WhoMadeWho> and vomited
47:13 <Cosmic^Girl> My friend just tried it to. He didn't want to swallow it but pushed through
47:17 <Cosmic^Girl> *too
47:18 <WhoMadeWho> and had to move outside of the radius of the smell zone
48:05 <WhoMadeWho> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming
48:09 <WhoMadeWho> that stuff there
48:21 <WhoMadeWho> thats what my mate tried to get close to when the can was opened
48:27 <WhoMadeWho> and vommed
48:48 <Cosmic^Girl> Ahh yeah, bit different
49:02 <WhoMadeWho> fermented herring
49:05 <WhoMadeWho> not shark
49:27 <Cosmic^Girl> Fermented anything is pretty gross
49:32 <Cosmic^Girl> Except Kombucha. I like that
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51:23 <WhoMadeWho> Kombucha (also tea mushroom, tea fungus, or Manchurian mushroom when referring to the culture; botanical name Medusomyces gisevii Lindau[1]) is a fermented, slightly alcoholic, lightly effervescent, sweetened black or green tea drink commonly intended as a functional beverage for its supposed health benefits. Sometimes the beverage is called kombucha tea to distinguish the name from the kombucha culture of bacteria and yeast.[2]
51:30 <WhoMadeWho> SOUNDS GROSS
51:54 <WhoMadeWho> bacteria and yeast drink
52:07 <WhoMadeWho> like going down on a lady part
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52:28 <Cosmic^Girl> I tried to brew my own once. But I was so worried that I would accidentally make it go mouldy, and kill myself inadvertently. So now I just buy it, and it's delicious
52:43 <Cosmic^Girl> Don't you like going down on a lady part?
52:54 <WhoMadeWho> i will not ask how you came across the yeast and bacteria to make your own
53:04 Part: Av1on ([email protected]) from #sydney
53:05 <Cosmic^Girl> It's a scoby
53:17 <Cosmic^Girl> You can get them from someone else who brews kombucha
53:41 <WhoMadeWho> some lady parts are ok
53:47 <Cosmic^Girl> The you add cooled tea and sugar...then let it ferment for a particualr period of time
53:48 <WhoMadeWho> some are foul
54:02 <Cosmic^Girl> I can imagine :o
54:23 <Cosmic^Girl> I have to go into the bathroom after some of them at work *vom*
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55:58 <WhoMadeWho> ergh
56:05 <WhoMadeWho> ack ack Cosmic^Girl
56:11 <WhoMadeWho> gah
56:44 <flammable> Lol WhoMadeWho
57:13 <flammable> I think a few users on here would have plenty of yeast and bacteria to go around
57:34 <e|f> lol
57:38 <WhoMadeWho> im never entering a female toilet ever again after that report
57:45 <Cosmic^Girl> I wish we could use gifs here
57:53 <Cosmic^Girl> I need a dry RETCHING gif
58:00 <beehhh> You cant take anything 
58:34 <Cosmic^Girl> Male bathrooms just have piss all over the place. Which is also disgusting
58:48 <e|f> i don't like using public bathrooms
58:55 <e|f> disgusting
59:17 <flammable> Cosmic^Girl have you visited both? When did you get the surgery? ;)
00:00 <beehhh> Hey teacher leave us alone 
00:19 <Cosmic^Girl> Haha I haven't visited both...but I have visited a unisex toilet AND a parents room toilet (with my daughters) at a concert....that men had pissed all over. Which was quite disturbing
00:33 <flammable> Yuck
00:48 <WhoMadeWho> when i go out....i preplan any toilet needs
00:56 <WhoMadeWho> to avoid filth
01:01 <^bozoJim> good e vening flammable
01:03 <Cosmic^Girl> So much filth
01:11 <flammable> Hey there ^bozoJim
02:05 <^bozoJim> our shed toilets are clean as I make a point of keeping them clean
04:00 <beehhh> Colder months
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10:00 <kookaburra> More treacherous weather coming for all states im land down under 
10:00 <kookaburra> In
13:01 <Exo> evening lads n ladies
13:04 * Exo slaps ^bozoJim around a bit with a large trout
13:15 <Exo> the sun sets on another weekend
13:21 <^bozoJim> lool @ Exo
13:26 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey Exo :)
13:31 * Exo drinks his protein shake
13:38 <Exo> heya jimmy
13:43 <Exo> evening Cosmic^Girl
13:45 * ^bozoJim knocks the teeth from Exos moyuth down his throat and out the otehr end
13:50 * Exo slides over and sits next to Cosmic^Girl
14:12 Part: Ed ([email protected]) from #sydney
14:40 * Cosmic^Girl looks at Exo
14:47 * ^bozoJim can see another chatter going missing now as that is Exos favorite move before they are taken by him to his dungeon never to be seen again
15:17 <Exo> how was your day Cosmic^Girl
15:41 <WhoMadeWho> hello Exo
15:50 <Cosmic^Girl> It was nice! I'm sick so pretty chilled :) How abouts yours Exo?
16:09 <Exo> g'day WhoMadeWho
16:27 <^bozoJim> looks at the time and thinks Exo has just come his dungweon feeding the slaves and concubines
16:56 <Exo> yeh it has been good, achieved some good gains ;D
17:05 <^bozoJim> it is ok Exo I am willing to put in a good word for you anytime
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17:17 <Exo> evening anthony
17:21 <SkyFire> hi
17:34 <Exo> always sad around this time thinking where the weekend has gone
17:38 <Exo> back to mondayitus tomorrow
17:45 <Cosmic^Girl> What gains did you achieve?
17:48 <SkyFire> aww
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18:25 <^bozoJim> we all know Exos mondayitis he goes to work, clocks on early and before start time, he is asleep and wakes up after knock off and claims overtime for sleeping saying how hard it was
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18:35 <^bozoJim> hello Zade
18:40 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
18:40 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. sharky(3285) 2. b1rd(1215) 3. Exo(1214) 4. ^bozojim(912) 5. beehhh(741) 6. WhoMadeWho(708) 7. Kezzie(580) 8. HellFury(524) 9. Cosmic^Girl(482) 10. Sutekh(306)
18:55 <SkyFire> not much happened here today
18:56 * ^bozoJim has work to do
19:06 <SkyFire> had a quiet day
19:09 <^bozoJim> and I think I cna do it as I have enough time
19:15 <SkyFire> LoL Jim
19:23 * SkyFire unplugs Jim's internet
19:25 <Zade> hello ^bozoJim
19:32 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey Zade :)
19:34 * ^bozoJim it is only about three hundred words to catch my nemesis
19:43 * SkyFire hugs Cosmic^Girl
19:53 <^bozoJim> and if I do catch him I will avoid ye old xcrow bar for another night
19:56 <Zade> hello Cosmic^Girl
20:00 <chris`> hello
20:00 <EndofWorld> Hi chris
20:01 <SkyFire> you will never do it Jim - LoL
20:02 <Cosmic^Girl> Naw, that's nice SkyFire
20:03 <WhoMadeWho> the room has exploded with chat
20:16 <Exo> g'day Zade
20:21 <Zade> hello WhoMadeWho
20:24 <WhoMadeWho> hello Zade
20:26 * ^bozoJim will do it as I always seem to get something out iof the bucket and manage to reach the spot and hardly fail
20:34 <Exo> looooooooooooool @ ^bozoJim 4. ^bozojim(912)
20:40 <^bozoJim> it is a lot easier when Exo is not talking a lot
20:42 * SkyFire puts a hole in the bottom of the bucket
20:55 <WhoMadeWho> do room stats for the day
20:57 <Exo> i dont ramble on too much to give jimmy a fighting chance
20:58 <WhoMadeWho> someone
20:58 <^bozoJim> that is ok Exo I am happy with that as we all know how much of a motor mouth I can be
21:02 <SkyFire> lol
21:04 <Exo> !ttop20
21:05 <StatsOP> Today's Top20(words): 11. Devil45(285) 12. kookaburra(226) 13. [[[[[pong]]]]](204) 14. SkyFire(187) 15. Cath^(147) 16. chris`(115) 17. e|f(83) 18. President_Trump(75) 19. anotherirc3r(51) 20. MrMW(45)
21:17 * SkyFire sits with Cosmic^Girl to watch the show - grabs popcorn
21:27 <WhoMadeWho> cant be right
21:30 <Exo> i thought sharky was your other nick jimbo
21:45 <Exo> ttop10 is for the day WhoMadeWho
21:48 <^bozoJim> and it does not take a whole lot of time for me to start piling on words more so when you are around and I have to go on and defend myself from your onslaught
21:53 <WhoMadeWho> !ttop10
21:56 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. sharky(3285) 2. Exo(1248) 3. b1rd(1215) 4. ^bozojim(1050) 5. beehhh(741) 6. WhoMadeWho(727) 7. Kezzie(580) 8. HellFury(524) 9. Cosmic^Girl(489) 10. Sutekh(306)
22:00 <SkyFire> moo
22:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
22:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(198) 2. Exo(106) 3. Sutekh(106) 4. b1rd(92) 5. Cath^(89) 6. President_Trump(75) 7. anotherirc3r(51) 8. Kezzie(38) 9. deadpandadolls(35) 10. zaim(30)
22:08 <SkyFire> !stat
22:09 * Exo pushes SkyFire out of the way and sits next to Cosmic^Girl
22:10 <StatsOP> SkyFire: 17472 words, 99713 letters, 111 smilies, time wasted: 1 week 1 day 16 hours 9 minutes .
22:15 * ^bozoJim look at that I have almost made the difference up in no time at all
22:25 * SkyFire throws Exo out the window
22:29 <WhoMadeWho> Exo has been a talky talky today
22:44 <Cosmic^Girl> Who is sharky? They messaged me some obscure message earlier
22:51 * SkyFire throws Jim out the window as well
22:59 <WhoMadeWho> sharky seems to be a pervert of some description
23:00 * ^bozoJim has Exo land on him and as a guesture of godo will, I carry him back into the room and put him down gently on the floor
23:00 <beehhh> Mooovie about cows
23:00 <SkyFire> LoL
23:00 <SkyFire> but not for long
23:00 <SkyFire> drags Exo out of hiding
23:00 <beehhh> How do you moo
23:02 <SkyFire> a troll I thinko Cosmic^Girl
23:04 <WhoMadeWho> i also got privates
23:08 <Cosmic^Girl> Aha!
23:34 * SkyFire drops Jim, (and Exo) in a bottomless pit
23:55 <^bozoJim> and tonight I ordered the rest of the material I need to make my holiday slow paced project
23:57 <SkyFire> your job is to find the bottom
24:00 <beehhh> Why cows have balls n horn dont work
24:00 <^bozoJim> I would not even have to worry about a chase tonight as the numbers are so low
24:00 <^bozoJim> and please note Cath^ I have been very very quiet of late like a church nouse
24:00 <beehhh> Uk is lovely 
24:12 <SkyFire> what sort of project ?
24:20 <^bozoJim> a fabric one
24:23 <SkyFire> ok
24:46 <SkyFire> who has their tree up yet ?
24:48 <^bozoJim> fabric craft with a quilt and I will amke a chair for it too out of Huon Pine
24:55 <SkyFire> ok
25:00 <beehhh> Just too many eu people here
25:00 <beehhh> Way too much
25:00 <^bozoJim> It is just a shame no one has seen the light in regard to beehhh and knocked him off and then they could call it a mercy killing
25:28 <WhoMadeWho> i thought huon pine was so rare now in tasmania it was not allowed to be used
25:29 <Cosmic^Girl> Meeee! Christmas is the besssst
25:30 <^bozoJim> actually making something where one has to sit down and cut. sew, individualised and make the project
25:41 <SkyFire> yay
25:47 <^bozoJim> it cannot be harvested new unless a tree falls
25:55 <SkyFire> not done ours yet - but soon
25:58 Join: Ed ([email protected]) to #sydney
26:00 <^bozoJim> or just a plain old accident with beehhh getting into the right place at the exact right time to get what he deserves
26:00 <beehhh> Fires gonna get your townships ya better clean ya gutter 
26:00 <^bozoJim> yeah right
26:00 <^bozoJim> and what are you goign to do, try to set our rain forest alight, I think not
26:02 <^bozoJim> the huon pine I have access to it legal as it has been pulled out of lakes
26:08 <SkyFire> oh
26:08 <WhoMadeWho> ahhh sustainable then
26:15 <SkyFire> but is it still solid ?
26:18 <^bozoJim> you could say that
26:28 * SkyFire tests it on Exo's head
26:30 <^bozoJim> yes it is as Huon puine is water proof
26:37 <WhoMadeWho> bout time they started doing sustainable forestry somewhere on the planet at least
26:40 <^bozoJim> so much so it has been used in making boats
26:41 <SkyFire> hears a nice deep sound
26:51 Join: Av1on_ ([email protected]) to #sydney
26:52 <^bozoJim> and lasts 80 odd years in salt water
26:55 <SkyFire> wow
27:00 <beehhh> Stop showing vulgarity 
27:00 <^bozoJim> but, it is ok beehhh we all know what you are like and your pyro technical areas
27:00 <Zade> lol
27:00 <beehhh> Mother Nature will that for me on behalf for you
27:03 Part: Av1on_ ([email protected]) from #sydney
27:05 * SkyFire tests a few more pieces on Exo
27:10 <Cosmic^Girl> I have a really nice huon pine jewellery box. It's cute
27:15 <SkyFire> nice
27:20 <^bozoJim> nice Cosmic^Girl
27:25 <WhoMadeWho> i remember using huon pine at tech studies in high school for wood carving class
27:28 <^bozoJim> does it still have the pine smell?
27:29 <WhoMadeWho> with hand chisels
27:43 <Cosmic^Girl> I bought it in Tassie, so I assume it was sustainable!
27:53 <SkyFire> solid timber is so much better than the blasted mdf, chipboard and plywood
27:54 <^bozoJim> yes I use hand tools mostly making my huon projects
28:00 <^bozoJim> hey beehhh why dont you do yourself and the world a favor and make yourself a human candle and set yourself alight and see how long it takes you to burn out
28:00 <beehhh> No fire here in uk, no sign of the sun yet
28:00 <beehhh> Cold planet over this part
28:01 Join: Av1on_ ([email protected]) to #sydney
28:09 <WhoMadeWho> i still have my highschool carving i made
28:19 <WhoMadeWho> it was a relief of a guitar
28:34 <^bozoJim> I have some stuff here I ha ve made of huon and blackwood
28:55 <SkyFire> I have a wombat made from Tasmainian Sassafrass
29:00 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
29:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. HellFury(198) 2. ^bozojim(190) 3. Exo(106) 4. Sutekh(106) 5. beehhh(97) 6. b1rd(92) 7. Cath^(89) 8. President_Trump(75) 9. anotherirc3r(51) 10. Kezzie(38)
29:00 <^bozoJim> /me sits and innocently smiles going from no where to almost taking the lead in no time at all
29:00 <beehhh> Qld is lucky cause they had drought 
29:00 <beehhh> Tassie not out of the wood yet
29:01 <SkyFire> a lovely wood
29:14 Join: Cath^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
29:15 <^bozoJim> it is and some are allergic to iy
29:16 <^bozoJim> it
29:21 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
29:27 <SkyFire> thought I had something made from huon pine though
29:30 <^bozoJim> they touch it and can go into cardiac arrest
29:31 <SkyFire> hi Cath^ huggles
29:35 <Exo> eVENINg catHhhhhHHhhhHHhh
29:35 <^bozoJim> good evenign Cath^
29:41 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey Cath^ :)
29:45 <Cath^> hi SkyFire
29:48 <SkyFire> wow really Jim ?
29:51 <Cath^> Ho Exo
29:53 <^bozoJim> yes
29:53 <Cath^> Hi Jim
29:59 <^bozoJim> it for some is dangerous
30:00 <SkyFire> LoL
30:00 <^bozoJim> no where I am in surrounded by wet rain forest
30:00 <^bozoJim> and we get rain on average three hundred days a year
30:00 <beehhh> Okay
30:00 <SkyFire> makes it a fairly permanent off as well
30:00 <beehhh> We will hear from your sorry arse soon
30:00 <^bozoJim> and the days we do not get rain, we put tghree thousand litres of water in teh steam loco and take it into the rain forest and water terh trees
30:02 * Exo ain't no Ho
30:12 <Cath^> Hi Cosmic^Girl
30:15 <WhoMadeWho> i made a head out of clay in primary school....i still have that too
30:16 <Cath^> hehehehe
30:16 <SkyFire> never knew that - think what I have has a coating on it
30:25 <^bozoJim> and we go to leatherwood which is toxic itself and can only be used for furniture
30:37 Part: Av1on ([email protected]) from #sydney
30:39 <Cath^> Exo the Xmas Ho Ho Ho ;p
30:47 <^bozoJim> and the leatherwood honey is different as it ahs a distinctive smoke flavor
31:00 <^bozoJim> we also ha ve a pump out teh back at the foot of the rain forest should it ever be needed
31:00 <Cath^> lol Jim
31:00 <Cath^> !ttop10
31:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(281) 2. HellFury(198) 3. beehhh(121) 4. Exo(106) 5. Sutekh(106) 6. b1rd(92) 7. Cath^(92) 8. President_Trump(75) 9. SkyFire(52) 10. anotherirc3r(51)
31:00 <Cath^> hahahhahaha
31:00 <Cath^> yeah right
31:09 <SkyFire> the wombat has a sheen on it, so think it has a stain
31:24 <^bozoJim> but with all that is said about Huon, it is a very over rated timber
32:00 <beehhh> Fuel for cath
32:00 <SkyFire> unplugs Cath^'s internet as well and runs
32:00 <beehhh> Qld lucky they dont have much grass
32:22 <SkyFire> the hull of my model jolly boat is made from two sorts of bark, (I think it is) with paint and bees wax
32:29 <^bozoJim> it depends on the oil content as our native woods here cna shine on their own if worked enough
32:36 <SkyFire> ok
32:37 <WhoMadeWho> this is the clay head i made in school........ https://imgur.com/a/7kbqdFY
32:39 <Cath^> the race must be on lol
32:49 <SkyFire> LoL I think it is
32:52 <Cosmic^Girl> What race?
32:56 <Cath^> !ttop10
33:00 <beehhh> I used to drive all over au was my sales job
33:00 <beehhh> 20 years ago
33:00 <beehhh> Nobody knows the landscape better than i do
33:00 <Cath^> you can run but you can't hide
33:00 <beehhh> Im hiding under my blanket 
33:08 <SkyFire> !ttop10
33:11 <^bozoJim> clay as in stoneware, terracotta porcelain or what
33:17 <SkyFire> someone has killed the bot
33:22 <Cath^> :/
33:27 <SkyFire> or it is on timeout
33:51 <SkyFire> it has a 15 minute timeout after 3(?) requests
33:59 <WhoMadeWho> i dunno jim....it was primary school....it went in the kiln
34:00 <chris`> hi
34:00 <beehhh> Im not in uk jim
34:00 <beehhh> Im at bali, happy now
34:00 <^bozoJim> they woke up and kicked you out\
34:00 <beehhh> Racist guy?
34:00 <^bozoJim> it is just a shame the stangler did not get to you with a gorotte and had a practice on you
34:29 <^bozoJim> yes all clay does
34:41 <WhoMadeWho> it now resides in the front garden to ward off evil
34:51 <^bozoJim> ok got it
34:57 * SkyFire loves candles
35:00 <beehhh> You will be saving your own arse, i wont be there for you
35:03 <^bozoJim> It is terra cotta clay
35:39 <^bozoJim> which is a low heat clay
35:44 <WhoMadeWho> came in blocks and we had to mold it
35:47 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #sydney
35:54 * SkyFire has 15 bought candles and 1 I made
35:56 <^bozoJim> they make pots out of it and it is porous to a degree
36:00 <^bozoJim> and both are wire gorottes
36:00 <beehhh> Come to London tarzan boy
36:00 <beehhh> Safer here
36:00 <beehhh> People are civiliized 
36:00 <^bozoJim> come with me to London townm, how shall we get there, we'll go the way beehhh goes, thats how we'll get there
36:17 <^bozoJim> it is what clay water filters are made of
36:21 <Cosmic^Girl> I love apple and cinnamon candles
36:24 <Cosmic^Girl> Nom nom nom
36:43 * Cath^ tickles StatsOP
36:46 <SkyFire> actually make that 17 candles I have bought
36:50 <^bozoJim> I use mid fire cone 6 stoneware and porcelain
37:00 <SkyFire> LoL
37:00 <SkyFire> matching set
37:00 <SkyFire> then uses Jim to set Exo on fire
37:00 <beehhh> You can see how you evolve from British people n find the difference 
37:00 <SkyFire> finally puts the fire out on Jim
37:18 <SkyFire> some I have actually used, but most just sit
37:30 <WhoMadeWho> above my level of knowledge
37:41 <Cath^> vanilla caramel is my fave..i wanna eat it
37:45 <^bozoJim> you can buy soy wax that melts and is poured at 50C
37:47 <Cosmic^Girl> Hygge is my 2019 word of the year. I feel candles are going to feature heavily
37:47 <Cath^> hi Skirmish
37:55 <Skirmish> Evening.
38:00 <Cath^> sheesh
38:00 <chris`> hi Cath^
38:00 <beehhh> Tarzan girl
38:00 <SkyFire> hi chris`
38:52 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey Skirmish :)
39:00 <WhoMadeWho> hygge is danish word for fun
39:00 <chris`> hi SkyFire
39:00 <chris`> sup
39:00 <SkyFire> bored
39:00 <beehhh> No sign of the sun at al. 2018
39:00 <SkyFire> should update my build of R2D2 sometime - right leg is almost all done
39:00 <chris`> lol
39:10 <WhoMadeWho> so you want candle fun
39:17 <Cath^> lol
39:41 <^bozoJim> the project I was talking about earlier is a 23 inch fabric doll dressed in a dress and has a quilt for her and I am making a chair for her to sit on with the quilt under her
40:00 <Cath^> keep reading further down you Google search WhoMadeWho lol
40:00 <^bozoJim> at least they can put the fire in me out unlike beehhh and once he is alight nothign known will stop it til he has eventually burnt out and I think even then they scrape all teh remains yup they cna refire it all over again
40:00 <SkyFire> installed the motor last Thursday
40:00 <chris`> i just halucanating
40:00 <chris`> is fun lols
40:00 <beehhh> Speak English tarzan boy
40:06 <^bozoJim> just a simple little one
40:16 <Cosmic^Girl> It's not actually
40:22 <Skirmish> There is nothing at all creepy about an old bloke that makes dolls.
40:26 <Cosmic^Girl> The Danish word for fun
40:29 <SkyFire> https://www.dusk.com.au/candles << love this store
40:46 <^bozoJim> it is fabric craft
40:54 <^bozoJim> and they are not as a lot think
40:59 <SkyFire> there I was thinking you were going to make the chair for yourself Jim
41:00 <SkyFire> lol
41:00 <beehhh> 🙏😘😆🙉
41:08 <^bozoJim> they are great to get your fine motor skills going
41:09 <Skirmish> If you like scented candles you need to get the salted caramel one from Honey Burdette.
41:41 <Cath^> that's up my alley
41:49 <Cosmic^Girl> Hygge is a Danish word...correct. But it doesn't translate to an actual word. It's more a feeling of contentment, cosiness...a bit like curling up with a good book infront of a roaring fire on a cold winter's day
42:00 <SkyFire> https://www.instagram.com/p/BqmzWqRhlXD/ << R2D2 so far
42:00 <lx> 12 The only thing worse than finding a grub in an apple is finding only half of it.
42:00 <SkyFire> last update anyway
42:00 <energizer> that is a leg
42:00 <SkyFire> yeah
42:05 <Exo> wouldnt salted caramel make ya hungry
42:09 Part: Nero ([email protected]) from #sydney
42:11 <Skirmish> https://www.honeybirdette.com/collections/candles#/
42:22 <Skirmish> Looks like they don't do the salted caramel one anymore.
42:23 <SkyFire> awww sounds nice Cosmic^Girl
42:44 <^bozoJim> lol trust you Exo
42:48 <Cath^> oh my
42:53 <Cosmic^Girl> Yeaaah it does, doesn't it?
43:02 <SkyFire> a bit like curling up with a good book infront of a roaring fire on a cold winter's day << just what I would love to do Cosmic^Girl
43:13 <WhoMadeWho> Another definition of hygge is an art of creating intimacy (either with yourself, friends and your home). While theres no one English word or simple definition to describe hygge, several can be used interchangeably to describe the idea of hygge such as cosiness, charm, happiness, contentness, security, familiarity, comfort, reassurance, kinship, and simpleness.
43:19 <Cath^> who knew they did candles made for melting and pouring on your lover's body
43:40 <WhoMadeWho> why would you want to permantly put burn scars on your partners body
43:41 <^bozoJim> ouch
43:51 <Cosmic^Girl> The Little Book of Hygge is the best
44:00 <SkyFire> https://www.instagram.com/p/BpMLM4dBWmo/ - dome for R2D2
44:00 <beehhh> Canberra is most vulnerable btw, I could sense that from million miles away
44:48 Join: Red ([email protected]) to #sydney
44:50 * SkyFire curls up with Cosmic^Girl
45:00 <SkyFire> v
45:00 <SkyFire> https://www.instagram.com/p/BpcOwnzh-DD/ << oops this is the finished framing
45:00 <beehhh> So many porn on the net
45:04 * Cosmic^Girl strokes SkyFire
45:14 <SkyFire> (:
45:23 <Red> gotta catch em all gotta catch em all
45:55 <Zade> catch what?
46:24 <WhoMadeWho> Cosmic^Girl is not single and not available for hygge with random irc menfolks
46:35 Join: sharky ([email protected]) to #sydney
46:38 <WhoMadeWho> would be correct usage?
46:55 <Exo> Cosmic^Girl is taken? :-(
46:58 * Exo slaps sharky around a bit with a large trout
47:00 <beehhh> I have no regrets being a spastic and unable to deliver what's required 
47:00 <^bozoJim> now he admits he is a spaz
47:15 <WhoMadeWho> married with kids
47:31 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm so glad I have you to protect my virtue WhoMadeWho
47:37 <Zade> are you WhoMadeWho?
47:38 <WhoMadeWho> yur welcome
47:38 * SkyFire drops Exo in cell with Jim and welds the door shut
47:57 Part: sharky ([email protected]) from #sydney
48:00 <SkyFire> LoL
48:00 <beehhh> Havent had a mathing since 2001
48:04 Join: sharky ([email protected]) to #sydney
48:05 * Exo breaks out and throws WhoMadeWho into the cell
48:07 <WhoMadeWho> that sharky is back
48:18 Part: Ed ([email protected]) from #sydney
48:27 * SkyFire puts Exo back in the cell with Jim and WhoMadeWho
48:37 * SkyFire welds the door shut again
48:45 * SkyFire mig welds it
48:48 * Exo throws himself into a cell with Cosmic^Girl and welds the door shut
49:32 * SkyFire cuts the door open and drags Exo out
49:32 Part: Skirmish ([email protected]) from #sydney
49:43 Part: sharky ([email protected]) from #sydney
49:49 * SkyFire throws Exo in with Jim
50:00 <beehhh> He also admit being advanced than your BoM prediction facilities 
50:27 <Cath^> @ttop10
50:32 <Cath^> lol
50:38 <SkyFire> !ttop10
50:39 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. sharky(3285) 2. ^bozojim(1469) 3. Exo(1308) 4. b1rd(1215) 5. WhoMadeWho(975) 6. beehhh(741) 7. Cosmic^Girl(633) 8. Kezzie(580) 9. SkyFire(534) 10. HellFury(524)
50:49 <Cath^> :0
51:00 <^bozoJim> thank you for coming beehhh just keep going down the hall and watch that last step, it is a doozie
51:02 <WhoMadeWho> that sharky must have done a lot of trolling today
51:09 <WhoMadeWho> 3285 words
51:11 Join: alienated\romeo ([email protected]) to #sydney
51:18 <Exo> ranting drunk last night apparently
51:25 <Exo> raging over the Sims game
51:31 <Cath^> lol
51:34 <WhoMadeWho> ahhh the old drunk ranting
52:12 <Exo> chris` can rant without being drunk
52:25 <Cath^> when ranting at a game on a Saturday night..time to put the controller down and walk away..sheesh
52:42 * Exo eats his chobani almond coco loco yoghurt
52:58 <Cath^> yum
53:02 <WhoMadeWho> sugar fix ey
53:09 <Cath^> is that nice?
53:09 <Cosmic^Girl> Ooh that reminds me that I have Pana Icecream!
53:23 <chris`> where is pete
53:26 <chris`> he is dead man
53:28 <chris`> ?????????
53:34 <Cath^> !seen pete
53:36 <StatsOP> Cath^, I don't remember seeing pete.
53:58 <Cath^> hi to you too chris
54:08 <Exo> for most, gaming is a religion Cathay lool
54:14 <Exo> LOOOOOOOOOOOL
54:14 <chris`> why should i say hi
54:15 <Exo> Pete
54:18 <chris`> i nearlly 40
54:20 <Cath^> yeah yeah i know ;p
54:20 <Exo> completely forgot about that guy
54:24 <chris`> not one woman
54:27 <chris`> in 40 years
54:31 <chris`> has had a heart
54:31 <WhoMadeWho> chris` would you like to argue
54:41 <Exo> i don't rage in gaming since i got elite skills and never lose
54:54 <Cath^> do not even start with me young man...
55:00 <Cath^> hi chris
55:00 <Cath^> hi Hell
55:00 <HellFury> hey cath
55:00 <Cath^> !ttop10
55:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(482) 2. beehhh(274) 3. HellFury(200) 4. SkyFire(148) 5. Cath^(108) 6. Exo(106) 7. Sutekh(106) 8. b1rd(92) 9. President_Trump(75) 10. anotherirc3r(51)
55:02 <Exo> i summoned chris` accidently ;(
55:23 <Exo> it's like saying candyman in the mirror 3 times at midnight
55:41 <Cosmic^Girl> Haha
55:49 <Cosmic^Girl> That made me actually laugh
55:49 <Cath^> sheesh
55:55 <Exo> or biggie smalls
55:56 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6d_DHz79dQ
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Biggie smalls - South park (Aug 19, 2015) Length: 0:24 - Category: People & Blogs - 128,226 views - 644 likes (95.7%), 29 dislikes (4.3%)
56:00 <Cath^> looks like a winner when Exo isn't here
56:25 <chris`> you all shut up
56:27 <chris`> before
56:30 <chris`> i have you killed
56:37 <WhoMadeWho> Cosmic^Girl ive been asked to ask you.....if you would consider having an affair ?
56:37 <Exo> please leave chris` alone
56:41 <Exo> he is a good man
56:47 <chris`> you peadophile fuck witts
56:48 <chris`> you peadophile fuck witts
56:49 <chris`> you peadophile fuck witts
56:49 Part: chris` ([email protected]) from #sydney
56:52 <Exo> LOL
56:58 <Cath^> ban
57:00 <^bozoJim> it is only as he is out getting a skin full tonight and may end up back in the lock up again'
57:00 <^bozoJim> now it is summer it is more likely that he will
57:01 <Cath^> bye
57:02 Quit: Sutekh ([email protected]) Quit: ZNC 1.6.3 - http://znc.in
57:06 <Exo> looks like someones been chasing the dragon
57:08 Join: Sutekh ([email protected]) to #sydney
57:13 <^bozoJim> yes
57:23 <Exo> jim what did u put in his drink mate
57:26 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
57:26 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. sharky(3285) 2. ^bozojim(1471) 3. Exo(1406) 4. b1rd(1215) 5. WhoMadeWho(1016) 6. beehhh(741) 7. Cosmic^Girl(648) 8. Kezzie(580) 9. SkyFire(534) 10. HellFury(524)
57:37 <Cath^> hi Christopher..did you qant to make an entrance?
57:38 <^bozoJim> I did nothing to it at all
57:44 <WhoMadeWho> no response
57:50 <Exo> loooooooooo @ ^bozoJim at the number 2 spot
57:51 <WhoMadeWho> taking that as a no
57:55 Part: Sutekh ([email protected]) from #sydney
58:00 Join: Sutekh ([email protected]) to #sydney
58:00 <b1rd> Probly wank
58:04 <SkyFire> wb Sutekh
58:12 <^bozoJim> yes I got to and jumped over the top of you as I said i would and I have
58:19 <Cath^> a close call this one
58:21 * ^bozoJim has niot done a bad job of it
58:32 <Exo> 2nd is still losing
58:37 * Exo hands ^bozoJim the official certificate of participation for their mediocre efforts in TTOP10
58:45 <Cath^> 2nd is still beating 3rd :p
58:58 Quit: Sutekh ([email protected]) Changing hosts
58:58 Join: Sutekh ([email protected]) to #sydney
58:58 <^bozoJim> yes it is
59:02 <Exo> Cath^ what have u done to Sutekh
59:07 <Exo> his bouncing all over the place
59:17 <Sutekh> ;/
59:20 <Cath^> i put ants in his pants
59:43 * Exo wraps his bronze medal around ^bozoJims neck and chokes him
59:45 * Cath^ sets loose the echidna
59:46 <Sutekh> ohh, meanie
59:57 <^bozoJim> what for you want to choke me for?
00:08 <Cath^> relax i'm getting them out
00:16 <Exo> i thought u like to be choked sorry
00:21 <Cath^> lol
00:25 <Cath^> charming
00:29 <WhoMadeWho> Cath^ are you getting them out ?
00:34 <^bozoJim> I get it, I came in ahead of austnets self indulgent and self voted nicest person
00:52 <Cath^> um yep?
01:17 <Cath^> lol @ self voted
01:20 <Exo> jim last time u told me you liked wearing this didnt you?
01:23 <Exo> https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2018-Men-Lingerie-Faux-Leather-Adjustable-Body-Chest-Harness-Bondage-Costume-with-Choker-Neck-Press-Buttons/32891065036.html
01:32 * ^bozoJim hopes everyone say the guy who calls himself austnets nicest gentleman tried to choke the blind dude
02:18 <SkyFire> LoL
02:18 <^bozoJim> well Cath^ it is true he sets up this voting system and he votes for everyones nick
02:20 <SkyFire> !ttop10
02:23 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(63) 2. Exo(32) 3. Cath^(18) 4. WhoMadeWho(7) 5. Sutekh(3) 6. SkyFire(2)
02:39 <Cath^> here we go again lol
02:45 * ^bozoJim gets out the old crow bar and applies it to Exo
02:49 <SkyFire> LoL Cath^
02:57 Join: [[x]] ([email protected]) to #sydney
03:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WacG7nwW5u8
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The O.T. Quartet - Hold That Sucker Down (Builds Like A Skyscraper Mix) (Jan 4, 2011) Length: 6:38 - Category: Music - 67,794 views - 836 likes (98.9%), 9 dislikes (1.1%)
03:08 * Exo slaps [[x]] around a bit with a large trout
03:27 <Exo> haters gonna hate
03:37 <Exo> not my fault i'm so loveable
03:44 <Cath^> lovers gonna love
04:05 <^bozoJim> cough choke gag choke cough cough gag sputter cough cough choke gag
04:06 <Exo> is it my fault i look good in a v neck shirt jimmy
04:23 <Cath^> you two have a love to hate bromance ;p
04:25 * SkyFire puts Exo in a short mini skirt
04:39 <SkyFire> with a crop top
04:47 <^bozoJim> careful SkyFire that is his regular drag outfit
04:52 <SkyFire> LoL oh
05:15 * SkyFire gets the full length skirt
05:37 <Cosmic^Girl> Nice legs Exo :)
05:41 <Exo> excuse me but i think jim and SkyFire have the true brokeback mountain bromance
05:43 <SkyFire> along with somke heels and a nice top
05:49 <SkyFire> LoL Exo
05:50 <Cath^> hehe
05:58 <Exo> thanks Cosmic^Girl, i never skip leg day ;-D
06:03 * Cath^ warms up the wax
06:08 <^bozoJim> wait til I have finished the Exo voodoo doll
06:15 * SkyFire ties down Exo
06:18 <^bozoJim> and everyday anotehr 4 inch nail
06:23 <^bozoJim> every day anotehr pain
06:33 <SkyFire> gets Exo ready for the wax
06:44 <SkyFire> gives Cath^ some ear muffs
07:02 <Cath^> actually the wax is for you SkyFire...
07:05 <Exo> no need for the wax i already waxed everything last week
07:06 <SkyFire> LoL
07:10 * ^bozoJim tells everyone the screams and loud noise Exo makes is NOT pain but pleasure
07:23 <Exo> gotta look good in my summer speedos
07:28 * SkyFire gives Cath^ Jim to practice on
07:50 <Cath^> i don't need practice
07:55 <Exo> looooooool
08:00 <HellFury> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDocp-VpCwY
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Martin Garrix feat. Khalid - Ocean (Official Video) (Jun 14, 2018) Length: 3:34 - Category: Music - 196,000,821 views - 1,178,643 likes (96.9%), 37,082 dislikes (3.1%)
08:14 <Cath^> i'm very good at what i do
08:15 <Exo> don't worry jim is very submissive
08:16 <^bozoJim> by the way Exo I notice you are on most night
08:19 * SkyFire jumps in the escape pod and presses eject
08:34 <Cath^> bye SkyFire!
08:38 <Cath^> lol
08:43 <^bozoJim> have you given up trying to be the infamous card board guitarist stopping trams this year?
08:57 Join: ^pHANTOM^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
09:07 <Exo> yes jim, ever since they started the petition to plead me to come back on i have to just find time in my busy schedule and oblige
09:12 <Exo> evening ^pHANTOM^
09:19 <^pHANTOM^> evening Exo
09:25 <Cath^> hey ^pHANTOM^
09:28 * SkyFire comes back
09:37 <^pHANTOM^> hey Cath^
09:38 <SkyFire> hugs Cath^
09:46 <Cath^> you want more SkyFire?
09:55 <SkyFire> why not
09:56 * Exo pushes SkyFire out of the way and hugs Cath^
10:03 <Exo> big or small spoon
10:04 <SkyFire> LoL
10:13 <Cath^> big ;p
10:15 <SkyFire> Exo gets the wax then
10:16 <Cath^> lolz
10:34 <^bozoJim> Exo so constable Dibble, Sargent Major and the rest of tehm are missing you at St Kilda Rd?
10:42 * Exo watches as SkyFire spoons ^bozoJim
10:46 <Exo> now thats a sight for sore eyes
10:52 <Cath^> i want an Exo sandwich
10:56 * SkyFire bashes Exo
11:28 <WhoMadeWho> cath do you have sexual attraction to exo ?
11:33 <Cath^> yes
11:35 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h Sutekh
11:53 <Exo> i am a croissant amongst the plain white sandwhiches here
12:02 <^bozoJim> no wonder his irc wife is jealous
12:03 * SkyFire covers Exo in wax and waits
12:03 <Zade> missed out again WhoMadeWho
12:07 <WhoMadeWho> cath would you let him put his erect penis in your ass ?
12:12 <Cath^> i love croissants
12:21 <Exo> WhoMadeWho: most people do have a sexual attraction to me, whether it be male/female/tranny
12:26 <SkyFire> puts Exo in the freezer
12:49 <Exo> Cath^ can be the grey poupon to my croissant
13:06 <WhoMadeWho> cath....???
13:14 * Exo looks in the mirror and likes what he sees
13:32 * SkyFire watches the mirror crack
13:40 <Cath^> i don't kiss and tell...Exo knows the answer ;)
13:44 <WhoMadeWho> im taking that as a maybe.....
13:49 <SkyFire> 7 years bad luck Exo
13:58 <^bozoJim> it is s shame Exo wears a v neck t shirt and misses out on the chest for it
14:02 <WhoMadeWho> and probably a yes
14:22 <Exo> gotta show off the big buldging chest
14:24 Part: energizer ([email protected]) from #sydney
14:36 * Exo benchpresses SkyFire and ^bozoJim
14:39 Join: HellFury ([email protected]) to #sydney
14:39 Quit: HellFury ([email protected]) Changing hosts
14:45 <Cath^> we all know what they say when you assume
14:49 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o HellFury
14:55 <Exo> i name my dumbbells SkyFire and ^bozoJim
15:01 <Exo> welcome back HellFury
15:11 <HellFury> ty
15:33 <Cath^> hi Hellfire
15:43 <WhoMadeWho> hellfuzzy
15:43 <^bozoJim> but Exo I heard VicRoads wants to use you as a semi speed hump
16:12 <HellFury> heya Cath^
16:24 <^bozoJim> hugs HellFury
16:28 <Sutekh> Jim still trolling Exo i see
16:44 <^bozoJim> well lets say we are trolling eachotehr
16:45 <HellFury> hugs jim
16:49 Join: kookaburra ([email protected]) to #sydney
16:49 <Exo> yeh the nice guys like myself always attract the trollz
16:58 <HellFury> cockaburra
17:01 * Exo sits in the angels corner with WhoMadeWho
17:13 <Exo> my fellow angel
17:15 <kookaburra> Do you know the name of your prime minister
17:16 <WhoMadeWho> exo i have found a picture of your testicles
17:21 <WhoMadeWho> http://static.panoramio.com/photos/original/24131286.jpg
17:32 <Sutekh> kookaburra, BOb you fool
17:35 * kookaburra slaps hellfury with my kock
17:39 <Exo> dare i open the link
17:45 <WhoMadeWho> yes its harmless
17:47 <^bozoJim> I would not
17:49 <Cath^> they are nice
17:53 <Exo> lol
17:54 <Cath^> and smoot hm
17:54 <HellFury> its just a big pair of silver balls he has not got
18:19 <^bozoJim> given he has been no balled enough he deserves an extra
18:28 <HellFury> haha
18:28 <kookaburra> All about genitals n cock is hellfurys topic
18:37 <Exo> http://www.firetoys.com.au/p/Juggling_Balls_SINGLE_star_juggling_ball_black_and_blue
18:46 <Exo> most the lads in this channel will have these balls
19:10 <^bozoJim> what was it you told me last week Exo
19:13 <Cath^> hehe
19:20 <flammable> What's that Exo?
19:35 <Exo> black and blue ballz
19:40 <^bozoJim> how your irc wife got so jealous of you she tied you to an A frame and got two besser blocks and hit them togehr on yours
19:41 <kookaburra> ^bozojim
19:43 * Exo looks at ^bozoJim
20:00 <HellFury> i smell a rotten smell
20:08 <flammable> Ohhhh I get it
20:15 Join: Nero ([email protected]) to #sydney
20:15 <Cath^> o.0
20:20 <Exo> haha im glad someone got it flammable
20:34 <Cath^> lol
20:37 <Exo> what irc wife do you speak of, i'm applying for the bachelor IRC soon
20:41 <kookaburra> Bozojim got mesh inserted in his rectum
20:41 <Exo> hand out roses every week
20:54 * Exo gives a fresh Rose to Cath^ --,--`--,---({@
21:00 <Zade> oh is breaker in here
21:16 <Cath^> did i make the cut? :o
21:18 <Sutekh> lol
21:19 <Exo> sorry ^bozoJim you did not receive a rose tonight, please take your time to say goodbye
21:25 * SkyFire bbqs Exo
21:53 Part: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) from #sydney
21:55 <kookaburra> The ladies have destroyed my life
21:57 <^bozoJim> careful Cath^ the last rise he gave out in channel was loaded with sedative and he took the lady to his dungeon
22:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It’s u big stinky bum
22:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> And u front bum
22:00 <HellFury> i can smell the shit coming out of your mouth
22:00 <HellFury> not me i'm clean
22:19 <Cosmic^Girl> I keep hearing about this dungeon
22:21 * Cath^ looks at Exo's rise
22:32 <flammable> Can I have a black rose?
22:37 <^bozoJim> rose*
22:37 Nick: kookaburra is now known as beehhh
22:38 <Cosmic^Girl> What does a girl need to do to get into that dungeon?
22:40 <Exo> well jim, you gotta spice up the sex life abit with a bit of dungeon bondage
22:54 <Cath^> lol Cosmic^Girl...lots more shades than 50 ;p
22:58 <beehhh> Walk to south pole then to the north
23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No u have hugeeeeeeeeeeee stinky bum
23:06 * Exo hands flammable a fresh rose -,--`--,---({@
23:06 <beehhh> Fire is coming eithyways
23:09 * SkyFire takes Cosmic^Girl to the dungeon
23:10 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #sydney
23:13 <^bozoJim> with Exo not a lot he has this dungeon he has admitted to having
23:16 <Cosmic^Girl> Hot
23:19 <flammable> Cute
23:23 <Exo> evening jenny ;-))
23:23 <flammable> Thanks Exo
23:26 * SkyFire pounce huggles anotherirc3r
23:34 <^bozoJim> a lot of IRC ladies have gone missing and for a while he blames me til hwe was caught out
23:34 <beehhh> Qld burned down like planet mars
23:39 <flammable> Hi anotherirc3r
23:46 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Changing hosts
23:46 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #sydney
23:46 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey anotherirc3r :)
23:55 <SkyFire> wb anotherirc3r huggles
24:04 <anotherirc3r> heya Exo!
24:06 <Cath^> hi Jen
24:10 <Exo> my dungeon is erotic but jims dungeon is the silence of the lambs ivan milat type
24:14 <anotherirc3r> SkyFire *hugs*
24:16 <anotherirc3r> heya flammable
24:21 <anotherirc3r> heya Cosmic^Girl
24:23 <anotherirc3r> hey Cath
24:29 <Cosmic^Girl> Ooh, that's a little creepy
24:30 * Exo huGs anotherirc3r
24:37 * Exo gives a fresh Rose to anotherirc3r --,--`--,---({@
24:42 <beehhh> I havent had main since 1969
24:45 <Exo> you have received a rose tonight so you are safe
24:52 * flammable takes b1rd to jims dungeon
24:57 <^bozoJim> good evening Jen hugs
25:00 <Exo> yeah Cosmic^Girl, you beware of ^bozoJim
25:00 <Exo> good evening ladies and gents
25:03 <beehhh> Norell just gavd me a bj
25:07 * flammable then goes to hang out in Exo's
25:11 <anotherirc3r> awww. thanks Exo!
25:19 <Exo> a few irc chicks from irc have met him for "lunch" etc and have never been seen online again ;(
25:21 <anotherirc3r> heya Jim *hugs*
25:25 <flammable> Yeah watch out for that ^bozoJim guy
25:27 <anotherirc3r> you romantic thing Exo
25:29 <flammable> He is bad news :)
25:38 <beehhh> Talking of bj reminds me of bassbabe
25:39 <^bozoJim> I would like to say it is not me but Exo they go missing with
25:43 * SkyFire gives Cosmic^Girl a Red rose @>--}--,'--',------
26:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dz9QpG8sTI
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Matt Darey - Liberation - Fly like An Angel (Remix) (Jul 31, 2007) Length: 7:11 - Category: Music - 306,554 views - 1,458 likes (96.9%), 46 dislikes (3.1%)
26:01 <flammable> beehhh you mean kelevra
26:03 * ^bozoJim is bad news?
26:04 <Cosmic^Girl> Naw, thanks SkyFire
26:20 <anotherirc3r> heya beehhh
26:36 <flammable> Yep jim is bad news he's very cheeky
26:36 <beehhh> Hi jen hi flame hi fury
26:40 <flammable> :)
26:41 <^bozoJim> lol
26:52 <Exo> his one dangerous mamma jamma
27:00 <HellFury> bbs
27:00 <lx> 1 It'll be quiet without you1 HellFury...
27:03 <beehhh> Who
27:11 <^bozoJim> <Exo> scrooge dont tell them about my dungeon or else you will be history
27:12 <Exo> he who shall not be named
27:16 <anotherirc3r> haha
27:28 <beehhh> Im lately just an ipad n my wifi
27:42 <Exo> me dungeon has wifi, krispy kreme donuts and kfc
27:56 <^bozoJim> see he admits to having a dungeon
28:00 <beehhh> This year cold is milder
28:18 <beehhh> I reckon something happening to our planet
28:34 <Exo> https://www.news.com.au/national/queensland/crime/police-search-for-four-people-after-body-found-in-brisbane-wheelie-bin/news-story/e669cbb6af9643048ce0897f64e605a1
28:37 <Exo> they are on to you jimmy
28:39 <beehhh> Hope it goes through the sun
28:50 <Exo> global warming is a myth beehhh
28:59 <Exo> soon we will have another mini ice age
29:09 <beehhh> Well uk never seen fire
29:12 <^bozoJim> rubbish
29:29 Part: [[x]] ([email protected]) from #sydney
29:34 <Exo> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Fire_of_London
30:00 <Cath^> hi Exo
30:00 <Cath^> hi L00PEY
30:11 <beehhh> I couldn't meet te ends need back in the day, just only sausage short from the barbie
30:20 <beehhh> Make sense?
31:06 <beehhh> 1666
33:00 <Exo> evening Cathay Skirmish
33:00 <Skirmish> Evening Exo. 
33:00 <Exo> how are we all doin this hot sweaty evening
33:04 Nick: beehhh is now known as studyinCanada
33:33 Part: alienated\romeo ([email protected]) from #sydney
33:50 <studyinCanada> Before even your/mine great anchestors were born
33:59 Part: e|f ([email protected]) from #sydney
34:00 <^bozoJim> lool @ Exo
34:00 <^bozoJim> well well well look who it is
34:00 <Skirmish> I am tired, just about to go to bed. Just logged in for a quick look and a quick laugh. 
34:11 <Exo> studyinMexico
34:42 <studyinCanada> Colombia has hottest ladyboys
34:44 <Exo> where are your ancestors from beehhh
34:54 <studyinCanada> From himalaya
35:32 <Exo> nepal? bhutan?
35:43 <studyinCanada> Bangladesh
36:03 <Exo> ah ok
36:08 <studyinCanada> Yours
36:10 <HellFury> bangladesh (bangadudeesh
36:38 <Sutekh> bang da dish
36:48 <Exo> prussia
36:56 <studyinCanada> Hellfury the ex stripper of Austnet
37:13 <HellFury> bangaladyboyesh
37:14 <Exo> lol
37:14 <studyinCanada> Russia did you say
37:23 <Exo> who are the current strippers of austnet
37:31 <flammable> Jim
37:32 Part: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) from #sydney
37:38 <HellFury> mirza and his ladyboys
37:38 <HellFury> :p
37:43 <Exo> not russia but prussia
37:44 <Exo> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prussia
37:47 <flammable> Oops hurt his feelings
37:48 <studyinCanada> The position are vacant currently
37:56 <Exo> haha i could picture it flammable
38:03 <HellFury> must be late in tassie
38:07 <Cosmic^Girl> Poor Jim :(
38:08 <flammable> Fishnet stockings and a corset
38:25 <HellFury> ah
38:28 <Exo> anyone wanna get on cam4 and play strip poker
38:30 <HellFury> midnight where he is
38:33 <HellFury> hes gone to bed
38:39 <HellFury> or walked bart out for a piss and then bed
38:41 * SkyFire yawns
38:44 <studyinCanada> My uni has hot russian chicks
38:56 <studyinCanada> I prefer russian ladyboys
38:58 * Cosmic^Girl pokes her finger in SkyFire's mouth
39:00 <Cath^> getting the hot and sweaty tomorrow
39:06 <SkyFire> chomp
39:08 <Sutekh> Tasmania turns off their electricity at 10.30pm
39:08 <Exo> east euro girls are hot
39:12 * Exo drooLz
39:23 <Exo> haha
39:29 <studyinCanada> Uk is best for post grad
40:08 <studyinCanada> Lol Tasmania
40:28 <Cosmic^Girl> Do you know, I just finished a book where they turned their generator off every night. That thought is amazing to go to sleep to!
40:39 <studyinCanada> I heard they are going renewable with sheeps cart
41:12 <Cosmic^Girl> Imagine everything being completely dark and completely silent. I love that thought
41:22 <HellFury> bangdaass :p
41:23 <Exo> feels like we are back in the stone age when theres a blackout
41:23 <studyinCanada> Plantey exercise project for bozojim
41:53 * SkyFire turns out the channel lights
42:00 <Exo> loooool @ ^bozoJim
42:00 <Exo> nice to see they let you out of your cell
42:00 <Exo> what was the stats count jimmmmy
42:03 <studyinCanada> Tarzan boy & his fuckbuddy hellfury
42:03 <SkyFire> R2D2 build updated
42:19 <SkyFire> perfect Cosmic^Girl
42:25 * SkyFire loves the dark
42:31 <Sutekh> Cosmic^Girl, sounds like a scary movie
42:31 <Exo> bears beets battlestar galactica
42:44 <HellFury> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tekN9NtGXOc
42:50 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Celine Dion - So This Is Christmas (Nov 27, 2011) Length: 4:14 - Category: Music - 14,194,432 views - 41,835 likes (93.8%), 2,777 dislikes (6.2%)
42:52 <Cosmic^Girl> It could have been creepy as fuck. But it wasn't. It was a nice thought
43:00 <Exo> did i beat you again?
43:00 <^bozoJim> loool no
43:00 <^bozoJim> I thrashed you
43:00 <Exo> in your dreams pretty boy
43:07 <studyinCanada> Exo come to uk before they decide to exit from Europe
43:19 <HellFury> 10 hrs left on this stupid 7 day ban
43:28 <SkyFire> aww
43:32 <studyinCanada> But you can always use your aussie passport no worries
43:53 <Exo> not gonna fly to europe until they develop the supersonic jet
44:00 <Exo> no need to fabricate the stats again jimmy
44:13 * SkyFire flies Exo to Europe in the 777-8
44:15 * Exo aint gonna sit on no 24hour flight
44:22 <SkyFire> non stop flight
44:33 <studyinCanada> Perth has qantus direct from there to London, but I doubt you can afford it though
44:57 <studyinCanada> I catch biman from dhaka to London non-stop
45:00 <Exo> anyhow
45:00 <Exo> how was your day old man
45:00 <Exo> what mischief did u get urself into
45:00 <^bozoJim> my day was good thanks
45:07 <Exo> i can afford it, i have many many monies
45:18 <Sutekh> Cosmic^Girl, ill get u a blind fold and ear plugs :D
45:30 <studyinCanada> Do it before other states catches fire, move up
45:52 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmmm thanks Sutekh....not really the same though is it? :P
46:00 <Cath^> you smell nice Exo, what are you wearing?
46:00 <^bozoJim> I had shed today
46:07 <studyinCanada> Has anyone seen my pants
46:16 <Sutekh> Cosmic^Girl, haha
46:46 <studyinCanada> Couldn't be bothered
46:49 <Exo> Cosmic^Girl want to go scuba diving here https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_hole
46:50 Part: Av1on_ ([email protected]) from #sydney
46:55 Nick: studyinCanada is now known as kookaburra
47:00 <Exo> good to hear jimson
47:00 <Exo> thanks for noticing Cath^, i use versace 
47:03 * Exo gives kookaburra an atomic wedgie
47:05 Join: Av1_on ([email protected]) to #sydney
47:23 <Cosmic^Girl> No Exo. The deep, dark ocean freaks me out a little
47:27 <HellFury> cockaburra
47:39 <kookaburra> Trump asked scomo who is he, why isnt malcolm there
47:49 <Exo> haha yeah it would be pretty freaky
48:08 <Cosmic^Girl> Esepcially the deepest part of the ocean
48:12 <Cosmic^Girl> *especially
48:30 <Cosmic^Girl> Who knows what's lurking in there!
48:31 <kookaburra> Ya ain't getting this cock honey
48:36 <SkyFire> aww
48:49 <SkyFire> takes Cosmic^Girl down to the very bottom of the ocean
48:50 <kookaburra> Reserved for all ladyboyz
48:55 <SkyFire> 11 kms below the surface
49:00 <Cath^> nice..i like eros and the pour homme ones..don't know the others
49:01 Part: Av1_on ([email protected]) from #sydney
49:01 <Exo> mariana trench? megalodon will be down there chilling
49:07 <SkyFire> yes
49:10 <kookaburra> They goes up their
49:11 <Cosmic^Girl> See, SkyFire is lurking there
49:16 <Exo> LOL
49:23 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvDxSW8mzvU
49:24 Join: Av1_on ([email protected]) to #sydney
49:27 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chris Rea - Driving home for christmas (May 18, 2007) Length: 4:00 - Category: Film & Animation - 67,289,967 views - 100,865 likes (93.6%), 6,847 dislikes (6.4%)
49:47 <kookaburra> Wish i was not gay
50:02 <flammable> Same here, kookaburra
50:04 <Exo> as much as 95 percent of the world's oceans remain unexplored
50:19 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm not the woman to do it I'm afraid
50:21 * SkyFire drives Cosmic^Girl home for Christmas
50:41 <Cosmic^Girl> I think I'd prefer to explore space
50:49 <SkyFire> meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tooooooooooooooo Cosmic^Girl
50:52 <kookaburra> Norel is my lil ladygaga
51:00 <Cath^> anyhoo nite
51:00 <Exo> nini cathay
51:00 <^bozoJim> nite Cath^
51:11 * SkyFire launches in to space with Cosmic^Girl
51:28 <SkyFire> our new home can be in space
51:30 <Exo> good luck being stuck in space with SkyFire
51:35 <SkyFire> LoL Exo
51:42 <Cosmic^Girl> Artemis?
51:47 <SkyFire> and in a flying saucer
51:48 <Sutekh> Cosmic^Girl, could be some nasty Aliens
51:58 <Cosmic^Girl> Not as nasty as the shit in the ocean
52:07 <kookaburra> https://ibb.co/k0cv6hF
52:35 <kookaburra> https://ibb.co/TqN9tqy
52:59 Part: Av1_on ([email protected]) from #sydney
53:03 <Sutekh> good point those jellyfish are bad dudes
53:16 Join: Av1on_ ([email protected]) to #sydney
53:33 <Cosmic^Girl> Well, there's probably some giant killer jellyfish with a flesh eating disease at the bottom of the mariana
53:53 <flammable> Marijuana?
53:56 <Sutekh> ;/
54:15 <Cosmic^Girl> That will suffocate you slowly with it's poisonous jelly
54:46 <Cosmic^Girl> Mariana. Trench
54:48 <Sutekh> yikes
55:11 <Cosmic^Girl> No wait. It won't. It'll just silently come up from the depths, undetected, and swallow you whole
55:26 <kookaburra> Our planet is ending lovers
55:53 <flammable> Marijuana trench? Let's go!
55:54 <Cosmic^Girl> Then you'll forever live in its jelly castle, forever stuck in the mariana trench where no one can hear your screams
55:57 <kookaburra> She could take it back someday
56:15 <Sutekh> Cosmic^Girl doesnt sound like a beach chic
56:25 <kookaburra> I still have some port left
56:27 <Cosmic^Girl> I actually live on the beach. I love the beach
56:35 <kookaburra> Too sweet too nice
56:35 <Sutekh> haha
56:38 <Cosmic^Girl> I don't love deep oceans though
56:39 Part: Nero ([email protected]) from #sydney
56:53 <flammable> Oooh is Cosmic^Girl a hot surfie chick?
56:56 <kookaburra> Im the anal master
57:08 <Cath^> lol
57:21 <Cosmic^Girl> Haha I'm not a surfer. I'm a....lay on the beach and read a book kinda gal
57:25 <flammable> Hi Cosmic^Girl ;)
57:29 <flammable> You sound dreamy
57:32 <Sutekh> not afraid of those pesky crabs?
57:33 <kookaburra> King shasa
57:53 <Cosmic^Girl> So dreamy :P
58:01 <SkyFire> https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a9/c1/09/a9c1097c25cf4042ae995a805d166d5c.jpg
58:10 <SkyFire> there you go Cosmic^Girl
58:16 <Cosmic^Girl> Is it scary?
58:19 <SkyFire> nah
58:32 <Cosmic^Girl> Is that our new house?
58:33 <kookaburra> Lets make porn on the beach
58:41 <SkyFire> yes
58:45 <Cosmic^Girl> I like it!
58:50 <SkyFire> :)
58:59 <Cosmic^Girl> What's the movie with J Law in it?
59:00 <beehhh> Lol ^bozojim they are coming for you, the aliens 
59:10 <Cosmic^Girl> Where that guy wakes her up during their trip to space?
59:17 <Cosmic^Girl> And they have to live out their days together?
59:18 <SkyFire> umm
59:19 <flammable> Passengers
59:21 <Cosmic^Girl> Yes!
59:24 <Cosmic^Girl> I love that movie
59:29 <SkyFire> I have that on dvd
59:30 <flammable> She is my celebrity crush
59:36 <Exo> who lives in a pineapple under the sea
59:37 <Cosmic^Girl> She is so hot
59:40 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxHL36aJvGU
59:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BRENDA LEE - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree (1960) Stereo (Nov 11, 2009) Length: 2:06 - Category: Music - 10,002,592 views - 41,248 likes (97.1%), 1,238 dislikes (2.9%)
00:00 <Exo> what aliens do you speak of sir
00:16 <Cosmic^Girl> She is also my celebrity woman crush
00:44 <flammable> Good night :)
00:46 <kookaburra> Uk foods make me super horny
00:49 <flammable> Cosmic^Girl ;)
00:55 Join: katatonic_kate00 ([email protected]) to #sydney
00:56 <Cosmic^Girl> Night flammable :)
01:00 <^bozoJim> cannot be the bikies from Melb as I bribed them
01:00 <sixtysexinkiwi66> Thr debt collectors 
01:02 <katatonic_kate00> peeps
01:03 <kookaburra> Salmon and cod everyday
01:05 <SkyFire> hi katatonic_kate00 *hugs*
01:11 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey katatonic_kate00 :)
01:14 * SkyFire hugs flammable
01:14 <Sutekh> Kate :D
01:25 <kookaburra> Canada is even better on foods
01:26 <katatonic_kate00> hey :D
01:27 <katatonic_kate00> sup
01:41 * Exo huGGgggS katatonic_kate00
01:46 <Cath^> hi kakey
01:55 <katatonic_kate00> hey :D sup
01:55 Part: Av1on_ ([email protected]) from #sydney
02:00 <sixtysexinkiwi66> Tarzan boy from tassie
02:00 <sixtysexinkiwi66> Ourlaw bozojim n his 20 sheeps
02:14 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhzxQCTCI3E
02:18 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nat King Cole - Chestnuts roasting on an open fire (Jul 18, 2011) Length: 3:10 - Category: Music - 9,009,123 views - 18,449 likes (97%), 561 dislikes (3%)
02:19 * Exo takes the UK food away from kookaburra
02:35 <Cosmic^Girl> Aw that's a nice romantic Christmas song SkyFire
02:42 <SkyFire> I love it
02:50 <katatonic_kate00> lol
03:00 <kookaburra> https://youtu.be/5Yhc9j6KY4w
03:00 <sixtysexinkiwi66> Outlaws
03:00 <^bozoJim> as he hits every trunk
03:03 <Cath^> lol Exo
03:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guernsey Cows - The Moooooooovie (Mar 26, 2012) Length: 3:50 - Category: Pets & Animals - 11,133 views - likes (88.9%), 5 dislikes (11.1%)
03:05 <Exo> is everyone getting into the spirit of christmas
03:17 <katatonic_kate00> ew who wants romance at xmas - it’s usually 700 degrees
03:36 <kookaburra> Byebye
03:37 <Exo> yeah, i want an xmas with snow
03:49 <katatonic_kate00> same!
03:54 * SkyFire snuggles up with Cosmic^Girl
04:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Christmas in New York!
04:00 <sixtysexinkiwi66> Put your pants up now
04:00 <Exo> lol
04:00 <^bozoJim> and he hits oen hard goes down and into the ground and gets to meet and gets covered in his family the leeches
04:00 <Exo> what did u bribe them with him
04:00 <sixtysexinkiwi66> Wool?
04:00 <Exo> if u have the mob after u, just mention my name and they shall back off
04:00 <^bozoJim> they did
04:00 <^bozoJim> and are now going to go on the ferry back to Port Melbourne
04:02 * Exo puts up the mistletoe and stands under it
04:03 <kookaburra> Kk how are the puppers
04:13 <SkyFire> I will be in New York next year
04:17 <katatonic_kate00> great
04:21 <Cosmic^Girl> At Christmas?
04:24 <kookaburra> Have they fed well
04:25 <SkyFire> no
04:28 <SkyFire> May
04:31 <Exo> Christmas in NY on the bucket list
04:38 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmmm too hot in May~
04:45 <Cosmic^Girl> Me too Exo
04:55 <SkyFire> just long enough to get from JFk International to the Brooklyn cruise terminal
04:55 <katatonic_kate00> no, i lock them in a cupboard and pray for the best
05:00 <^bozoJim> and go lookign for the treal Jim after I showed them your pic
05:00 <sixtysexinkiwi66> At lake mountain warbaton he meant all crooks like hi, hiding 
05:00 <Exo> lol
05:38 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHVIVNoIPVM
05:40 Part: kookaburra ([email protected]) from #sydney
05:42 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frank Sinatra Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Lyrics (Nov 26, 2013) Length: 3:29 - Category: Music - 3,648,856 views - 17,119 likes (96.9%), 551 dislikes (3.1%)
06:00 <sixtysexinkiwi66> Seen it all the first hand never fancied me till now
06:14 <katatonic_kate00> i have to work until xmas eve *cries*
06:17 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm waiting for....Baby it's cold outside
06:31 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmg5lEfFGHQ
06:35 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 3 Hours of Christmas Music Classics and Holiday Scenery (Dec 23, 2013) Length: 03:02:59 - Category: Entertainment - 31,084,533 views - 120,675 likes (93.8%), 7,976 dislikes (6.2%)
06:55 <Cosmic^Girl> Boo katatonic_kate00!
07:00 <Exo> the ned kelly gang
07:03 <Exo> yeh that sucks ;-(
07:10 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bbuBubZ1yE
07:12 Part: ^pHANTOM^ ([email protected]) from #sydney
07:13 <Cosmic^Girl> Though school goes right through to freaking Dec 21 this year!
07:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Idina Menzel & Michael Bublé - Baby It's Cold Outside (Nov 17, 2014) Length: 4:03 - Category: Music - 32,822,929 views - 208,046 likes (96.2%), 8,241 dislikes (3.8%)
07:17 <katatonic_kate00> i know!
07:53 <Cosmic^Girl> Nawww
07:55 * Cosmic^Girl sways
08:00 <Exo> crikey
08:00 <Exo> no one wants to go to canada
08:00 <^bozoJim> true
08:00 <Exo> almost as bad as tassie
08:00 <Exo> full of hosers
08:00 <studyinCanada> No tarzan boys there
08:00 <^bozoJim> should come here
08:00 <studyinCanada> No thx
08:00 <studyinCanada> I want die in Canada 
08:05 <Exo> how come til the 21st?
08:06 * SkyFire joins Cosmic^Girl
08:27 <Cosmic^Girl> Because that's a Friday. And god forbid they finish on any other day!
08:43 * Cosmic^Girl dances with SkyFire
08:46 <Exo> blasphemy!
08:55 <SkyFire> :)
09:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCbFpprZYKE
09:00 <^bozoJim> why not, we would fire you as a light of a human lampp them refire you to make bone ash
09:00 <studyinCanada> At least die trying 
09:00 <studyinCanada> Cold outside in London, canada be more ColdDish 
09:00 <^bozoJim> I am sure there is a gang that would fulfill your wish
09:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boyz II Men- Let It Snow (Oct 31, 2009) Length: 4:11 - Category: Music - 18,557,051 views - likes (93.9%), 5,196 dislikes (6.1%)
09:16 * SkyFire kisses Cosmic^Girl
09:22 <Cath^> o.o
09:27 * Exo pukes in mouth a little
09:33 <anotherirc3r> lol
09:46 * SkyFire puts Exo with Cath^
09:50 <Cosmic^Girl> On the cheek I'm sure
09:57 <Cath^> i doubt it lol
10:00 <Exo> jim would adapt in canada just as well as in australia
10:00 <Exo> plenty of wide open places to bury victims which will never be discovered
10:00 <^bozoJim> lol
10:00 <studyinCanada> 7 degree feels like 4
10:00 <^bozoJim> so I could get rid of studyinCanada
10:01 <Cosmic^Girl> What kinda girl do you think I am :P
10:37 <Exo> Caths heart belongs to another unfortunately
10:49 <SkyFire> aww
10:51 <Exo> yeah SkyFire, dinner and a movie first son
11:00 <studyinCanada> This could be heaven for everyone 
11:05 * SkyFire takes Cosmic^Girl out for dinner
11:39 <Exo> vue de monde is my go to place
11:44 <Exo> http://www.vuedemonde.com.au/
11:49 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=009kRJKf9rg
11:53 <Cosmic^Girl> Vue De Monde is pretty spesh
11:53 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Baby Its Cold Outside - Bing Crosby & Doris Day (Jan 3, 2010) Length: 2:52 - Category: Music - 3,276,155 views - 12,922 likes (96.2%), 505 dislikes (3.8%)
11:59 <Sutekh> SkyFire still touching/kissing/hugging.... he should work in HollyWood ;p
12:00 <studyinCanada> Students are not coming to Australia especially to Queensland and Tasmania 
12:00 <studyinCanada> They all watches the news
12:05 <SkyFire> LoL Sutekh
12:06 <Cosmic^Girl> Ah that's a nice version
12:12 <SkyFire> yes
12:33 <Exo> spesh indeed
12:40 <Sutekh> haha
12:43 <Exo> but guaranteed action per say
12:55 <Cosmic^Girl> No doubt!
12:55 Join: yockyovan ([email protected]) to #sydney
13:00 <Exo> lol
13:00 <Exo> freeze ur balls over there 
13:05 <Cosmic^Girl> For women who are impressed by such things ;)
13:14 * Cath^ looks at Exo  
13:27 <Exo> who you be one to be impressed by such things Cosmic^Girl?
13:35 * Exo winks at Cath^ ^_-
13:55 <Cosmic^Girl> Depends what your conversation skills are like
14:00 <studyinCanada> My nuts are termal 
14:00 <Exo> aussie education is overrated
14:19 <Cosmic^Girl> Can't think of anything worse than being stuck in Vue De Monde with a terrible conversationlist
14:28 <Exo> do you like a serious guy or humourous guy that can make you laugh
14:38 <Cosmic^Girl> Definitely humourous
14:52 * HellFury peeks in snacking on snow peas
14:54 * Exo ticks the box
15:00 <Exo> i use to be depressed cause i thought i was dumb but then i came onto irc
15:00 <studyinCanada> Only for china and India, Europeans loves studying in uk/usa/canada
15:00 <^bozoJim> and then realised you were right, you were dumb
15:00 <studyinCanada> So many eu chicks in my class
15:02 <Cosmic^Girl> Serious men are.....a little intense
15:17 <katatonic_kate00> lol
15:28 * HellFury slides over and sits next to katatonic_kate00 in the channel angels corner!
15:30 <Exo> haha true
15:36 <SkyFire> https://www.bentleygoldcoast.com/galleria_images/5520/5520_p3_l.jpg - ride for tonight Cosmic^Girl
15:39 <katatonic_kate00> hey!
15:41 <katatonic_kate00> sup
15:44 <Exo> sorry the angels corner is occupied!
15:45 <HellFury> not much you
15:53 <SkyFire> 2008 Lamborghini Murcielago Roadster
15:53 <HellFury> oh its my own corner not yours :P
16:00 <studyinCanada> Im having it all with British girls
16:00 <Exo> loooooool
16:00 <Exo> eastern euro chicks are nice 
16:00 <Exo> jim has picked up quite a few backpackers in australia back in the day
16:00 <studyinCanada> Too many chinese study in au n indo malay, here its all from europe
16:08 <Cosmic^Girl> Sexy
16:23 * HellFury wiggles tongue at exo
16:41 <Exo> fine
16:47 * Exo sits in the hipsters bungalow
17:08 * Exo has his deconstructed smashed avocado
17:10 <HellFury> mirza is there
17:18 <HellFury> cockaburra
17:18 Join: alienated\romeo ([email protected]) to #sydney
17:22 <HellFury> you might wanna move :p
17:40 <Exo> haha
17:45 * Exo makes a dash to the hills
18:00 <studyinCanada> When i appled for uk, i saw the Australian vfs centre is really empty 
18:00 <Exo> lots of indians too
19:00 Part: nola ([email protected]) from #sydney
19:00 <studyinCanada> He the one killed the french tourist and her boyfriend 
19:00 <studyinCanada> Yup too many indians, pakistan , iran in Australia university 
19:04 * Sutekh slaps alienated\romeo around a bit with a large trout
19:25 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ5DOWPGxwg
19:28 <katatonic_kate00> lol @ cockaburra
19:29 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Michael Bublé - It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas [Official HD Audio] (Dec 5, 2017) Length: 3:27 - Category: Music - 15,808,794 views - 53,768 likes (95.8%), 2,332 dislikes (4.2%)
19:37 <katatonic_kate00> gay your life must be
20:00 <studyinCanada> You will die in this cold
20:00 <sharky> why too many?
20:10 <HellFury> lol
20:15 <HellFury> yep cockaburra is
20:34 <Exo> all kookaburra wants for xmas is a nice hard penis
20:37 <Exo> not too much to ask
20:58 <Cosmic^Girl> I don't even know who kookaburra is
21:00 <studyinCanada> Most of them are Melbourne Sydney n in Adelaide 
21:27 <HellFury> laugh cockaburra laugh how gay your life must be
21:28 <yockyovan> katatonic_kate00 is dogshit
21:45 Mode: (by Exo) +b *!*@austnet.435814927.user
21:48 <katatonic_kate00> lmfai
21:55 <katatonic_kate00> o
21:57 Join: nola ([email protected]) to #sydney
22:00 <sharky> i really enjoy when im super drunk in a hotel at 11 am in the morning, and im able to speak about various updates to the CSG industry that my maid is fully updated on
22:00 <Exo> who killed who now
22:10 <Sutekh> kate, one of ur rejections again?
22:14 <Exo> alfa lmao
22:17 Join: Av1on_ ([email protected]) to #sydney
22:23 <katatonic_kate00> lol just got a pm
22:30 <Exo> these people dont take rejections too well
22:36 <HellFury> tell them to suck a chode
22:49 <katatonic_kate00> bet its full of love and xmas cheer
22:55 <Sutekh> a lot of angry men in this channel
23:00 <sharky> ill promote something which i thought was really cutting edge
23:00 <sharky> and either be shot down or be educated on 
23:00 <studyinCanada> Usa is no1
23:00 <sharky> then 8 hours later after ive got my arse out of bed, i roll into a meeting smart as shit
23:18 <Exo> angry and sexually frustrated
23:20 <Sutekh> denied their lustful needs
23:26 <katatonic_kate00> lol
23:33 * HellFury hums cockaburra sits in a ladyboy bar crying into his beer cry cockaburra cry how dry your ass can be
23:44 <katatonic_kate00> was a bunch of junk so i reply with um… suck a chode
23:46 <katatonic_kate00> lol
23:52 <HellFury> haha
23:53 <Exo> the latter contributes to the prior
24:00 <sharky> yeah, you guys have some pretty awesome lack of gun control
24:00 <studyinCanada> Teaching them about surf or a Chinese gadgets?
24:00 <sharky> i like that
24:01 <Exo> loooools
24:12 <HellFury> a fat cheesy one
24:54 <katatonic_kate00> ignored
25:00 <studyinCanada> Guns are there to protect people 
25:00 <sharky> "or a Chinese gadgets"
25:00 <studyinCanada> You get it
25:00 <sharky> from, people with guns?
25:09 <katatonic_kate00> because it goes on a rant about knowing where i live and how they’re gonna bash me
25:17 <katatonic_kate00> same shit… for ah years
25:20 <katatonic_kate00> NEXT
25:26 <HellFury> must be pliv
25:32 <katatonic_kate00> yep
25:40 <katatonic_kate00> ice bender probs
25:58 <Sutekh> he is a pesky bugger
26:00 <sharky> canadas fucking cold
26:00 <studyinCanada> Everyone's a hero in their own backyard eg ^bozojim
26:00 <sharky> and connected to the us
26:00 <studyinCanada> Much preferred destination 
26:00 <sharky> im a hero in my backyard when i spray the weeds
26:00 <sharky> or cut down a tree
26:25 <HellFury> linmp dick
26:28 <HellFury> limp
26:29 <katatonic_kate00> lol
27:00 <studyinCanada> Au is talking over by younger Chinese girls for migration and booming population 
27:26 <katatonic_kate00> so that’s why he is so angry…. cos of a limp dick
27:27 <HellFury> if they can find it under their fat stomach
27:29 <katatonic_kate00> makes sense
27:35 <katatonic_kate00> LOL
28:00 <sharky> talking?
28:00 <studyinCanada> Taken
28:00 <sharky> sorry, i didnt understand your chinese accent
28:00 <sharky> oh
28:00 <sharky> i dont think it is...
28:00 <studyinCanada> Im using my Chinese gaget ipad
28:57 * SkyFire tickles Cosmic^Girl
29:00 <sharky> seems awesome!
29:00 <Exo> where are u getting your information from studyinCanada
29:00 <sharky> im going to put you on ignore now
29:00 <studyinCanada> News
29:00 <sharky> Exo his chinese "gaget" app
29:00 <sharky> its pretty cool
29:00 <studyinCanada> You asian sharky
29:00 <sharky> id get it too, but you know.. not ignorant, not racist, dont have an ipad
29:56 * Cosmic^Girl punches SkyFire
30:00 <studyinCanada> Surf coach
30:00 <Exo> lol
30:00 <studyinCanada> 🙉🙊🙈
30:02 <Sutekh> now a tickle, when do u expose urself?
30:06 <Cosmic^Girl> Shit sorry, that's just like an automatic reaction
30:19 <Cath^> lol
30:20 * SkyFire died
30:23 * SkyFire dies
30:55 <Cosmic^Girl> Expose himself to what? o.o
31:00 <studyinCanada> What happens in qld coming for all other states below 
31:00 <studyinCanada> I just made it up now
31:00 <Exo> well studyinCanada must be adapting since china will be the new global superpower
31:00 <studyinCanada> My mistake was i followed some sheep
31:24 <Sutekh> haha
32:00 <studyinCanada> You & your china keep thing btw the greatest wall
33:00 <studyinCanada> Just dont use vulnerable people 
33:00 <Exo> trump is also building a great wall of the united states
33:00 <studyinCanada> Keep them mexican out from raping their women
34:00 <sharky> LMAO
34:00 <studyinCanada> Half of texan are from Latin America 
34:00 <sharky> a) im not chinese
34:00 <sharky> b) youre a fucking retard studyinCanada
34:00 <sharky> if you would utilise this expensive program called google maps, its free for you but millions has been invested in it
34:00 <studyinCanada> I just made it up
35:00 <sharky> you will see that Queensland is on the East Coast of Australia, nothings really "below it"
35:00 <sharky> not your generation obviously
35:00 <studyinCanada> I saw the fire maps, they are unpredictable 
35:00 <sharky> you couldnt get laid .. anywhere in the world 
35:11 <HellFury> watch out his balls will fall out
35:14 <HellFury> i mean wrong window
35:50 <Cosmic^Girl> Haha
36:00 <studyinCanada> Yes no parlors in London 
36:00 <studyinCanada> Too much civiliized
36:00 <sharky> actually they are predictable, hence theyre fighting and saving shit
36:06 <katatonic_kate00> LOL
36:16 <Sutekh> the women in here just dont put out it seems ;p
36:26 Part: Av1on_ ([email protected]) from #sydney
36:33 <HellFury> or our twats don't need ladyboys
36:35 <HellFury> i mean
36:46 <Sutekh> lol
37:00 <studyinCanada> Running away with barefoot more like it
37:00 <studyinCanada> Are you a surf coach or a hitman
37:00 <studyinCanada> What are you
37:07 <Cath^> i can put you out if you want
37:39 <katatonic_kate00> i read that is i can put out if you want lol
37:42 <Sutekh> Catherine is abit feisty
37:49 <Cath^> :0
37:51 <katatonic_kate00> was thinking - reow!
38:00 <studyinCanada> What kind of monsters are you
38:00 <studyinCanada> I had my days
38:00 <sharky> i molest koalas
38:00 <studyinCanada> Nothing fancies me from over there
38:00 <Exo> did u work in a parlor studyinCanada
38:04 <katatonic_kate00> go cath! lol
38:05 <Sutekh> Of course Kate, u women hold all the power in here
38:17 <Cath^> he couldn't handle it
38:17 <HellFury> flash the gash and the men sniff and run
38:19 <Cath^> next
38:25 <katatonic_kate00> LOL
38:28 <anotherirc3r> charming
38:38 <katatonic_kate00> *rolls eyes*
39:00 <sharky> but secretly they like it
39:00 <studyinCanada> https://youtu.be/9pdTzAo3gNA
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: American explains Australia to Americans (Date not found) Length: 6:10 - Category: Gaming - 17,440 views - 597 likes (92%), 52 dislikes (8%)
39:15 <Sutekh> all these broken hearted pathetic men :(
39:33 <Cosmic^Girl> Aw, broken hearted :(
39:36 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@60.224.224.236) to #sydney
40:00 <sharky> i did make this great glass smoking impliment earlier tonight .. trying glass blowing
40:00 <sharky> but i dropped my cone piece which has put me in a vile mood 
40:01 * HellFury bitch slaps [[[[[pong]]]]] with a greasy wing wang and says smell the mouldy cheese [[[[[pong]]]]]
40:29 Join: Av1on_ ([email protected]) to #sydney
40:48 * SkyFire comes bck to life
40:55 <Sutekh> turning to violence and name calling/threats.. why not be like b1rd and go wank
41:00 <sharky> i cant find it so im pissed as fuck
41:00 <studyinCanada> Should I applaud you on that 
41:00 <sharky> whatever
41:00 <studyinCanada> In Australia emigrants are more racist than the local people 
41:00 <sharky> youre trying to come out cause youre gay
41:00 <sharky> i lost a cone piece
41:00 <sharky> lifes not fair
41:01 <HellFury> smelled the gash eh :)
41:03 <katatonic_kate00> lol
41:09 <katatonic_kate00> LOL
41:19 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh sorry, I should have resuscitated
41:22 * SkyFire hugs Cosmic^Girl
41:31 <Cath^> lol
42:00 <studyinCanada> Nature likes getting it square 
42:00 <sharky> totally
42:00 <sharky> i always try to hug a coon
42:00 <sharky> but theyre like "fuck off"
42:09 <Sutekh> pong is a good man
42:20 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who told u???????
42:26 <SkyFire> just been sorting out all the Christmas youtube videos I have downloaded - now have them in their own directory
42:34 <Cath^> you sound like Exo
42:40 * SkyFire throws [[[[[pong]]]]] out the door
42:54 <Cosmic^Girl> Christmas is the bessssst
43:00 <studyinCanada> I will not fight this isnt my fight anymore 
43:00 <sharky> you were fighting?
43:00 <sharky> lol
43:00 <sharky> no wonder you guys loose wars... fights are not about words
43:04 <Sutekh> grandma in bed pong?
43:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yes she watch Tv
43:25 * SkyFire has 29 Christmas music videos downloaded from youtube
43:32 Part: Av1on_ ([email protected]) from #sydney
43:32 Part: alienated\romeo ([email protected]) from #sydney
43:48 <HellFury> grandma out in the strip joint pong? putting 5cents in ladies undies
43:53 Join: Av1on_ ([email protected]) to #sydney
44:00 <studyinCanada> Dogs day in down under 
44:00 <sharky> yes you can hurt my feelings but ill still go on and live my life
44:00 <sharky> war is about fucking shit up
44:00 <sharky> fighting involves killing
44:00 <sharky> when you die, its hard to raise a family and pay a mortgage
44:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Nah
44:13 <Cosmic^Girl> That's cute SkyFire
44:19 <SkyFire> :)
44:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> She is by lezzo liek u
44:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Isn’t
44:54 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Where is beehhh
45:00 <studyinCanada> You have azn kids do you
45:00 <sharky> why, do you want to fuck them? this aint bali
45:00 <studyinCanada> Soul taker
45:16 <katatonic_kate00> possibly dead?
45:39 <katatonic_kate00> LOL @ hellfury
45:40 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No
45:42 * HellFury hands ross the tosses gma a bag of 5 cents here pay them
45:42 <katatonic_kate00> oh lol
45:49 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He is glorious human
46:00 <studyinCanada> Like i said this ain't my fight, what's coming for you
46:00 <studyinCanada> If i were you I would watch my mouth 
46:00 <sharky> what is coming for me?
46:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> katatonic_kate00 lets get on
46:30 <katatonic_kate00> a bike?
47:00 <studyinCanada> Your incest fantasy
47:00 <sharky> you hacking my porn hub account?
47:00 <studyinCanada> Are you famous now little gutry
47:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No tongue kisss
47:25 <katatonic_kate00> vomit
47:31 <katatonic_kate00> not in this life time
47:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Y
47:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yummy
47:55 <HellFury> Ross you should ride one and get rid of your fat ass
48:00 <sharky> *looks from side to side innocently like he doesnt know that movie*
48:00 <sharky> little what?
48:05 <katatonic_kate00> lol
48:09 <Cath^> o.0
48:11 Join: kinda_boringmale ([email protected]) to #sydney
48:27 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U can tolk u fat stinky bum
48:40 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U gotta front bum 2
48:41 <Cath^> oi
49:00 <sharky> no idea what that guys on about
49:00 <sharky> but dont search little gutry on pornhub
49:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Stop be jealous of katatonic_kate00 n pong
49:19 <katatonic_kate00> NEXT
49:23 <Cath^> lol
49:30 <Cath^> all yours
49:36 <HellFury> yeah pole dance rossita
49:39 <katatonic_kate00> oh hell no
50:03 <Cath^> was it tongue kiss?
50:11 * [[[[[pong]]]]] his bare bum up n down pole
50:31 <katatonic_kate00> :|
50:35 <katatonic_kate00> next
50:36 * [[[[[pong]]]]] leaves brown skid mark down pole
50:43 <Cath^> sheesh
50:52 * SkyFire yawns
50:53 <HellFury> she would rather kiss a pole then you ross the toss
51:00 <sharky> `op
51:01 <Cath^> skid right out of here pong
51:10 <HellFury> won't work
51:12 <HellFury> hes too fat
51:14 <HellFury> waddle out
51:26 <katatonic_kate00> LOL
51:29 <katatonic_kate00> bahahaha
51:30 <Cath^> kiss who's pole? lol
51:38 <HellFury> not Rosses
51:43 <katatonic_kate00> i ain’t kissing anyones pole
51:49 <katatonic_kate00> vomit
51:51 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It brown
51:55 <HellFury> haha
52:00 <sharky> damian - its ok, i dont have it here either
52:00 <sharky> *zips up*
52:00 <sharky> :)
52:02 <katatonic_kate00> um….
52:05 <katatonic_kate00> next
52:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> SkyFire dirty dance with his R2D2 robot
52:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Both same width
52:33 <HellFury> lol
52:49 <katatonic_kate00> hawt - pics
53:04 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> SkyFire round
53:16 <Cath^> pot meet kettle
53:26 <Cath^> ffs!
53:35 * [[[[[pong]]]]] athletic
53:54 <Cath^> show me your forearms
54:11 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U wanna get wet
54:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Alll juicyyyyy
54:32 <Cath^> lol
54:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yer...
54:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Moist....
55:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Prob already r
55:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Over pong
55:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
55:28 <katatonic_kate00> ah probs not aye
55:33 <katatonic_kate00> buh bye
55:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> In bed
55:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Gotta while workin our
55:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Out
56:19 * HellFury creeps up to [[[[[pong]]]]] and gives them an atomic bum crack hurting wedgie! and looks oh my [[[[[pong]]]]] your grundies broke!
57:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U luv touch pong bum
57:54 * HellFury sells pong on gumtree for $0
58:14 <SkyFire> you mean someone would actually take him
58:23 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Many ppl show interest in pooland
58:33 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong forming pooland SLT
58:34 <HellFury> his grandma will
58:40 <SkyFire> lol ok
59:40 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Will u marry u R2D2 bot SkyFire
59:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who best man? Jimmy????
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