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00:00:03 <Cosmic^Girl> Can you uber eat me?
00:00:14 <katatonic_kate00> um no
00:00:14 <PandasDontDrive> He can Exo you out all night.
00:00:21 <+Exo> of course
00:00:23 <SkyFire> picks up several boxes and gets out just the alarm goes off
00:00:24 <katatonic_kate00> oh lord
00:00:25 <Cosmic^Girl> No, I just want mi goreng
00:00:28 <PandasDontDrive> lols
00:00:28 <+Exo> only cause we made out those couple of times
00:00:37 <Cosmic^Girl> Yeah, we did
00:00:38 <+Exo> yes i'm pretty whipped
00:00:39 <Moonie> I should probably head off to bed..
00:00:41 <PandasDontDrive> This is the worst porno I never starred in.
00:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> Night Moonie
00:01:02 <Moonie> G'night people...
00:01:04 <katatonic_kate00> nn moonie - bet yo glad you came back eere
00:01:05 <Cosmic^Girl> Nighty Moonie!
00:01:08 <SkyFire> cya Moonie
00:01:11 <+Exo> Ni ni Moonie
00:01:22 <SkyFire> drives back to Cosmic^Girl's place
00:01:32 <PandasDontDrive> I think Exo is gonna youtube how to make authentic mi goreng soon
00:01:42 <katatonic_kate00> lol
00:01:47 <katatonic_kate00> impossible
00:01:51 * SkyFire yawns
00:01:53 <+Exo> haha i had oats with whey protein earlier
00:01:56 <+Exo> i am dead inside
00:02:02 <katatonic_kate00> LOL
00:02:03 Part: Moonie ([email protected]) from #sydney
00:02:04 <Cosmic^Girl> I had a protein shake
00:02:04 <PandasDontDrive> I love oats
00:02:05 <SkyFire> falls asleep on Cosmic^Girl
00:02:08 <katatonic_kate00> i would be too
00:02:09 <PandasDontDrive> oh shit
00:02:11 <Cosmic^Girl> It wasn't satisfying
00:02:14 <PandasDontDrive> my oats are in storage
00:02:23 <katatonic_kate00> lol
00:02:23 <SkyFire> aww
00:02:25 <PandasDontDrive> I tried to be the captain of the ship.
00:02:27 <SkyFire> get them out
00:02:39 <katatonic_kate00> leave the wild oats alone
00:02:41 <chris`> sky
00:02:44 <chris`> is that u
00:02:46 <chris`> ?
00:02:47 <PandasDontDrive> heaps of ship I ended up with and heaps of shit ended up there.
00:02:52 <SkyFire> zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
00:02:59 <chris`> my dad died
00:03:05 <chris`> funeral wash today
00:03:09 <chris`> yesterday
00:03:12 <SkyFire> !ttop10
00:03:13 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Cosmic^Girl(1144) 2. Exo(1078) 3. katatonic_kate00(1077) 4. Moonie(629) 5. ^bozojim(581) 6. PandasDontDrive(316) 7. kookaburra(301) 8. Cath^(257) 9. SkyFire(254) 10. flammable(67)
00:03:13 <chris`> 5 past midnight
00:03:18 <chris`> i got catch up
00:03:22 <+Exo> noooo!
00:03:24 <chris`> words
00:03:27 <chris`> fucken words
00:03:28 <SkyFire> muauah
00:03:29 <chris`> cunce
00:03:31 <Cosmic^Girl> Mwahaha
00:03:32 <chris`> hahahaha
00:03:34 <+Exo> Cosmic^Girl is dominating me
00:03:36 <chris`> wah wah
00:03:39 * Cosmic^Girl chest bumps Exo
00:03:40 <chris`> oh wah wah
00:03:40 <+Exo> still beating kate by 1 word
00:03:43 <Cosmic^Girl> You know it
00:03:44 <SkyFire> really must come up with a way to kill that bot
00:03:45 <chris`> ok
00:03:56 <SkyFire> once and for all
00:03:58 <chris`> only person i trust isnt talking to me
00:04:01 <katatonic_kate00> 3rd!
00:04:01 <chris`> i going insane
00:04:12 <katatonic_kate00> fuck i better not chat ere for a good 2 - 3 months
00:04:16 <PandasDontDrive> I think u smell chris`
00:04:20 Join: jigsaw ([email protected]) to #sydney
00:04:21 <PandasDontDrive> cig time
00:04:24 <SkyFire> !top20
00:04:24 <+Exo> looool
00:04:26 <StatsOP> Top20(words): 11. President_Trump(64433) 12. Devil45(59946) 13. Sunbeam(50642) 14. JedStar(48596) 15. WhoMadeWho(34845) 16. [[[[[pong]]]]](31995) 17. e|f(25275) 18. eddie(22418) 19. SkyFire(21507) 20. beehhh(18511)
00:04:27 <chris`> i fed a rabbit once or twice
00:04:28 <+Exo> yoo jiggalowwwwwwwww
00:04:33 <chris`> and did not stupid shit
00:04:36 <chris`> did not steal
00:04:38 <SkyFire> !stat
00:04:39 <StatsOP> SkyFire: 21508 words, 122402 letters, 126 smilies, time wasted: 1 week 3 days 3 hours 50 minutes .
00:04:44 <chris`> !stat
00:04:46 <StatsOP> chris`: 7529 words, 37800 letters, 28 smilies, time wasted: 3 weeks 3 days 5 hours 21 minutes .
00:04:49 <chris`> haha
00:04:58 <chris`> i need more smiles
00:05:00 <*buffextras> chris`[email protected] parted with message: []
00:05:03 <chris`> but i in shock
00:05:05 <SkyFire> !top10
00:05:09 <+Exo> <StatsOP> chris`: 7529 words, 37800 letters, 28 smilies, time wasted: 38 years
00:05:11 <chris`> i want kiss my neighbor
00:05:13 <jigsaw> hi maggoty scum
00:05:14 <chris`> so fucken bad
00:05:27 <chris`> but i dont want confuse
00:05:28 <chris`> real
00:05:30 <Cosmic^Girl> Exo...you let them all out
00:05:33 <chris`> from my ideas
00:05:37 * SkyFire sits on Cosmic^Girl
00:05:38 <chris`> i hate paranoia
00:05:41 <katatonic_kate00> i should go to bed
00:05:44 * Cosmic^Girl tickles SkyFire
00:05:46 <chris`> with me?
00:05:47 <katatonic_kate00> nn peepss
00:05:48 <SkyFire> eeeeeeps
00:05:48 <chris`> katatonic_kate00
00:05:52 <chris`> nn
00:05:53 <+Exo> nite nite kate
00:05:55 <Cosmic^Girl> Nighty katatonic_kate00!
00:05:56 Part: katatonic_kate00 ([email protected]) from #sydney
00:05:58 <jigsaw> Kakey!
00:06:04 <jigsaw> dang
00:06:14 <chris`> i want record miss talking suductively
00:06:16 <+Exo> chris` scaring off all the ladies
00:06:22 * SkyFire carries Cosmic^Girl off to bed
00:06:24 <chris`> and then make lougne like jazz mix
00:06:34 <chris`> flirt in pm
00:06:36 <chris`> SkyFire
00:06:38 <chris`> and all rest
00:06:48 <chris`> grow up
00:07:04 <chris`> i so pissed off
00:07:13 <chris`> i walked out of my dads funeral
00:07:24 <chris`> calling him an acholic arsehole
00:07:38 <chris`> so yeah
00:07:44 <chris`> i as here first
00:07:49 <chris`> and am disabled
00:07:53 <chris`> move
00:08:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] parted with message: []
00:08:05 <SkyFire> tucks her in and leaves her sleeping on her own
00:08:09 <chris`> i got 3 rings on
00:08:14 <Cosmic^Girl> Naw, such a gentleman
00:08:14 <chris`> i married to the game
00:08:27 <chris`> she is hot as
00:08:33 <chris`> but busy all time
00:08:42 <chris`> doing nothing
00:08:44 <chris`> sockzie
00:08:46 <chris`> :)
00:08:56 <chris`> she is strong as dog
00:09:00 <chris`> if not stronger
00:09:03 <chris`> sockzie
00:09:07 <chris`> :)
00:09:08 <SkyFire> walks out the frontdoor, gets in his truck and gets back on the road
00:09:24 <jigsaw> you going mental talking to yourself chris?
00:09:24 <chris`> i only went pokies some times
00:09:33 <chris`> to see someone came near there in van
00:09:37 <SkyFire> hauling another load to wherever
00:09:39 <chris`> i know who u are
00:09:47 <chris`> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD8IY7Q_n-U
00:09:51 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Christina Novelli - Concrete Angel [Acoustic] (Mar 23, 2012) Length: 4:50 - Category: Music - 6,497,145 views - 50,644 likes (98.2%), 946 dislikes (1.8%)
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00:10:15 <chris`> cyclone chris
00:10:27 <chris`> crazy cyclone chris
00:10:35 <chris`> cunce?
00:10:36 <chris`> x
00:10:38 <chris`> m
00:10:39 <chris`> lols
00:10:51 <chris`> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD8IY7Q_n-U <----- real music
00:10:55 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Christina Novelli - Concrete Angel [Acoustic] (Mar 23, 2012) Length: 4:50 - Category: Music - 6,497,145 views - 50,644 likes (98.2%), 946 dislikes (1.8%)
00:10:59 <+Exo> chris` your alright, i don't care what they say about you
00:11:15 <chris`> i am only human
00:11:21 <chris`> humanity
00:11:24 <chris`> is normality
00:11:29 <chris`> not up talking
00:11:42 <chris`> or populiaurity
00:11:46 <chris`> some stuff
00:11:51 <chris`> crazy dont speak
00:11:57 <chris`> beneath
00:11:59 <chris`> it all
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00:15:13 * Cosmic^Girl looks at Exo
00:15:31 * Exo looks at Cosmic^Girl then at chris`
00:15:39 * Cosmic^Girl raises an eyebrow
00:15:41 <Cosmic^Girl> I hope you see
00:18:48 <PandasDontDrive> I see narzing!
00:21:50 <+Exo> watch any good movies lately PandasDontDrive?
00:23:06 <PandasDontDrive> Not really
00:23:11 <PandasDontDrive> all the moving out shit
00:23:45 * Cosmic^Girl yawns
00:23:52 <PandasDontDrive> Going to watch Lake Placid
00:24:01 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmmmm I probably should go to bed
00:24:17 <PandasDontDrive> probably
00:24:26 <PandasDontDrive> no way to get you to stay up
00:24:28 <PandasDontDrive> too bad.
00:24:58 <+Exo> beauty sleep is very important
00:25:03 <Cosmic^Girl> SO important
00:25:04 <PandasDontDrive> Nude pics of Exo prob suffice
00:25:05 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
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00:25:18 <Cosmic^Girl> Nude pics aren't my thing
00:25:20 <PandasDontDrive> Y important?
00:25:27 <PandasDontDrive> You like clothed men?
00:25:34 <Cosmic^Girl> Sexily clothed men
00:25:42 <Cosmic^Girl> Not even sure if that's a thing
00:25:45 <Cosmic^Girl> I need some sleep :P
00:25:51 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
00:26:02 <+Exo> haha yeh im just about to head off to bed too
00:26:04 <PandasDontDrive> We're not naked 24/7
00:26:11 <PandasDontDrive> thank God.
00:26:20 <Cosmic^Girl> Nighty night kids!
00:26:24 * Cosmic^Girl blows kisses
00:26:26 <PandasDontDrive> kids
00:26:42 <PandasDontDrive> I WISH I WAS YOUR KID
00:26:50 <Cosmic^Girl> That's just creepy :P
00:26:57 <+Exo> o_O
00:26:59 <PandasDontDrive> You said kids first
00:27:17 <Cosmic^Girl> Haha go to sleep :P
00:27:22 <PandasDontDrive> U
00:27:24 <Cosmic^Girl> Niiiight! Mwah
00:27:27 Part: Cosmic^Girl ([email protected]) from #sydney
00:27:29 <PandasDontDrive> ew
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00:29:06 <PandasDontDrive> Movie time
00:30:24 <+Exo> bed time for me
00:30:27 <+Exo> night bro
00:30:54 <PandasDontDrive> night brother
00:31:02 <PandasDontDrive> sleep well
00:31:08 <PandasDontDrive> don't let the pandas bite.
00:31:19 <PandasDontDrive> I mean..
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00:50:43 <chris`> hiya
00:50:57 <chris`> chow nei mai de omni ai
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02:23:44 <MrMW> im stil alive
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02:25:57 <chris`> lx
02:25:57 <lx> A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
02:26:02 <chris`> oh
02:26:03 <chris`> lx
02:26:04 <lx> There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.
02:26:13 <chris`> i am god lx
02:26:14 <lx> First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself... historians merely repeat each other.
02:26:30 <chris`> i failed and own the home i live in
02:26:35 <chris`> the aussie dream
02:26:43 <chris`> who the fuck are you bro
02:27:19 <chris`> worth atleast 250k
02:27:33 <chris`> who does it better
02:28:23 <chris`> i will get 500k for it
02:28:27 <chris`> withing 10 years
02:28:36 <chris`> maybe 12
02:28:56 <chris`> i could get 275k right now
02:29:01 <chris`> but its my home
02:29:08 <chris`> and sockzie likes here
02:30:56 <chris`> what if i used 7f ff ff ff 0f
02:31:03 <chris`> as encryption
02:31:06 <chris`> variable
02:31:08 <chris`> lols
02:31:25 <chris`> thats 2.4 million or billion times same
02:31:30 <chris`> cunce
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02:50:19 <PandasDontDrive> I am sold.
02:50:23 <PandasDontDrive> Now not.
02:50:40 <PandasDontDrive> I would have bought tickets to that.
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04:31:00 <chris`> :(
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04:41:00 <chris`> lol
04:42:00 <chris`> my regfile works for flstudio 20
04:42:00 <chris`> lols
04:42:00 <chris`> thats impossible
04:42:00 <chris`> its for 12.4
04:43:00 <chris`> not spose to be able reload projects
04:43:00 <chris`> or load them
04:43:00 <chris`> but i can
04:43:00 <chris`> lols
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06:04:00 <b1rd> Good morning energizer lad
06:34:00 <b1rd> Hello kangapoint
06:50:00 <kookaburra> https://www.9news.com.au/wild-weather/2018/12/21/07/08/nsw-weather-sydney-hail-storm-in-pictures
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08:36:12 <b1rd> Lol
08:37:13 <b1rd> Glen so annoying
08:37:18 <b1rd> Cant even chat
08:40:49 <b1rd> Yea fuk my sister used to get bad pms
08:40:54 Join: chris` ([email protected]) to #sydney
08:41:02 <b1rd> If she was nice to me i woulda said look
08:41:20 <chris`> sup
08:41:21 <b1rd> And fkn rooted her help get the blood out quickly
08:41:38 <b1rd> Im a nice guy like that
08:42:12 <b1rd> Nm son
08:42:13 <b1rd> U
08:43:23 <chris`> my keyboard i got for 90 could sell for 275
08:43:24 <chris`> lols
08:43:47 <b1rd> Take it up to cashies
08:43:55 <b1rd> Get a stik
08:45:35 <+Exo> good morning lads
08:45:40 * Exo slaps chris` around a bit with a large trout
08:45:46 <b1rd> Heyya exo
08:45:48 <+Exo> what keyboard you go there son
08:46:01 <+Exo> what's the latest b1rd
08:46:05 <+Exo> !ttop10
08:46:07 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Cosmic^Girl(1227) 2. Exo(1186) 3. katatonic_kate00(1099) 4. Moonie(629) 5. ^bozojim(581) 6. PandasDontDrive(407) 7. chris`(325) 8. SkyFire(313) 9. kookaburra(301) 10. Cath^(257)
08:46:23 <b1rd> Nothin much lying in bed thinkin how cute my lil cuz looks
08:46:41 <+Exo> do you ever lay in bed and think how cute chris` is
08:46:48 <b1rd> Lol nq
08:46:53 <b1rd> Na man
08:47:03 <b1rd> Also thinkin about food
08:47:45 <+Exo> yeh same
08:47:51 <+Exo> quite hungry this morning already
08:47:53 <b1rd> Wat to eat
08:48:00 <+Exo> must be cause of the rain and cold weather
08:48:02 <b1rd> Ye bro
08:48:10 <b1rd> I reckon aye
08:48:20 <chris`> exo i got this https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=imgres&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjr8u3f87HfAhVIVH0KHROUBv0QjRx6BAgBEAU&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.akaipro.com%2Fproducts%2Flegacy%2Fmpk-25&psig=AOvVaw3hBcwOYzDYE0CUGmzurf-b&ust=1545515422941607
08:48:35 <+Exo> could chow down some mcmuffins right bout now
08:48:35 <chris`> http://b8e57dc469f9d8f4cea5-1e3c2cee90259c12021d38ebd8ad6f0f.r79.cf2.rackcdn.com/Product_Images/mpk25_web_large.jpg_361719e14364b5676f8ea22c66d12c9b.jpg
08:48:58 <b1rd> How much they?
08:49:12 <e|f> that first link says "Find a dealer"
08:49:17 <b1rd> I usually need about six
08:49:24 <b1rd> Lol
08:49:30 <+Exo> LooooL
08:49:35 <+Exo> morning e|f
08:49:50 <e|f> hi :)
08:49:52 <+Exo> yeh better go down to woolies buy some supplies make it urself
08:50:01 <b1rd> Ye
08:50:16 <b1rd> If can b bothered
08:50:26 <+Exo> yep that is the dilemma
08:50:45 <b1rd> Ye
08:50:49 <+Exo> only got high fibre cereal at home
08:51:07 <b1rd> I got lil bit mueslin left
08:51:20 <b1rd> Ate nearly whope packetbyesterday
08:51:33 <chris`> hi
08:51:36 <chris`> sup
08:51:43 <+Exo> haha
08:51:44 <b1rd> Hi piss
08:51:53 <+Exo> yeh might get a dozen eggs n some bacon soon
08:52:02 <b1rd> Gangster
08:52:26 <b1rd> Used to make twelve egg omelettes
08:52:30 <b1rd> Bak in the day
08:52:48 <b1rd> Makes lotta cum if u eat heaps eggs
08:53:02 <+Exo> good source of protein son
08:53:11 <b1rd> Ye
08:54:00 <+Exo> pick up some campbell's chunky soup too
08:54:27 <b1rd> I wanna eat a good lunch infront of the junkies later
08:54:32 <b1rd> Make em hungry
08:54:57 <b1rd> I used to tease em with ripe juicy mangos and exotc fruits
08:55:06 <+Exo> half charcoal chicken and chips with gravy
08:55:08 <b1rd> So they ask staff to get fruit
08:55:17 <b1rd> Now cunts get free fruit
08:55:23 <b1rd> Yumm
08:55:26 <b1rd> Mmm
08:55:44 <b1rd> A lil slut on train ate chips n gravy nexf to me
08:55:51 <b1rd> Looked so good
08:56:04 <b1rd> And i had only nuts
08:56:17 <+Exo> chips n gravy the best combo
08:56:20 <e|f> i had good old vegemite on toast for breakfast
08:56:23 <e|f> :D
08:56:25 <b1rd> Fkn oath
08:56:31 <b1rd> Yum
08:56:41 <b1rd> Crunch crunch
08:57:13 <b1rd> Where would i get chips n gravy in city
08:57:18 <b1rd> Hmm
08:57:19 <lx> ...ah huh...
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08:57:43 <b1rd> Or maybe bring full chiken in to eat
08:57:51 <+Exo> vegemite is nice
08:57:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiiii
08:58:00 <b1rd> Is nice
08:58:02 <+Exo> pick up 2 coles roasted chickens
08:58:09 <+Exo> morning ross the toss
08:58:10 <b1rd> Yes and eat both
08:58:14 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Coles is shit
08:58:23 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U not call pong that
08:58:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Okkkkk
08:58:26 <b1rd> Na maybe nandos again
08:58:31 <+Exo> pong shops at NQR
08:58:44 <b1rd> Eat in front of junkies to tease em
08:58:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Only dirty greasy jippo wogs and muds shop at coles
08:59:08 <e|f> my new year's resolution is to get a lot healthier in a variety of ways
08:59:11 <+Exo> drink some grog infront of the junkies
08:59:20 <b1rd> Good elf :)
08:59:31 <b1rd> Naa i dont drink bruz
08:59:35 <e|f> i knew you'd like :D
08:59:39 <+Exo> i have started that process a couple of months ago e
08:59:40 <b1rd> Yupp
09:00:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
09:00:22 <b1rd> Yea i wanna raise me sperm count wanna nok up me cuz sometime
09:00:28 <b1rd> Maybe next year
09:00:42 <+Exo> pong wants some steamed dim sims
09:00:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No fried
09:01:05 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 40 fried dim sims extra salt
09:01:12 <b1rd> Lol
09:01:14 <e|f> 40?
09:01:17 <e|f> fucking hell
09:01:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yesss
09:01:22 <b1rd> Fat cunt lol
09:01:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Had 50 few times
09:01:41 <e|f> do you need to plunger the toilet after?
09:01:48 <b1rd> Lolol
09:01:53 <e|f> geez man
09:01:55 <e|f> fuck
09:01:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Poo gets piled out of the water
09:02:05 <+Exo> https://igabaxters.com.au/lines/b-gold-dim-sims-1kg buy him a couple of kilos
09:02:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> That’s what grandma buys
09:02:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> How u kno
09:02:42 <b1rd> Lol
09:02:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U spy
09:02:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Stalker
09:02:57 <b1rd> Rofl
09:03:02 <+Exo> i know pong like to buy the black and gold range
09:03:07 <+Exo> and home made
09:03:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yeass
09:03:37 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> They only 1.98 a bag at NQR
09:03:40 <chris`> 90$ and this Exo https://www.ebay.com/p/Akai-MPK25-Keyboard/97507135
09:03:42 <chris`> lols
09:03:51 <chris`> 1600$
09:03:54 <chris`> keyboard
09:03:58 <e|f> taking pong thru a mcdonald's drive thru would be a long process
09:04:06 <b1rd> Maybe i bbq kg salmon
09:04:12 <e|f> "Hi, Sir. What would you like?" / "Well..."
09:04:16 <b1rd> Plenty time to
09:04:17 <+Exo> how did u get that for 90 bucks chris` ?
09:04:30 <b1rd> Ok brb go buy fish
09:04:36 <b1rd> I take photos
09:04:38 <+Exo> haha
09:04:41 <b1rd> Quick piss first
09:04:47 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Send photos of bbq
09:04:48 <+Exo> aussie maccas is no good for pong
09:04:57 <b1rd> Love me fish havent had
09:04:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong send photos of dim sims later
09:04:59 <+Exo> try maccas in the U.S
09:05:02 <b1rd> For while
09:05:08 <+Exo> super size everything
09:05:10 <e|f> lol yea
09:05:12 <e|f> supersize me
09:05:14 <e|f> yea
09:05:22 <b1rd> Brrrr cold
09:05:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong a big boogie
09:05:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ppl still call pong a sxcbum tho
09:05:42 <b1rd> Put pants on
09:06:22 <+Exo> yeh i had to chuck on some pants this morning when i got out of bed
09:06:26 <+Exo> cold asf
09:06:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd pong dic log bigger then urs
09:07:12 <+Exo> https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VpDJpg2eW4o/hqdefault.jpg
09:07:38 <e|f> a cheeseburger to the Nth
09:07:56 <e|f> quadruple burger or whatever
09:08:13 <e|f> my arteries would harden just by looking at it
09:08:33 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong had that
09:08:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ate 2
09:08:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pass out after it
09:09:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Meat coma
09:09:28 <e|f> diabetic fainting, maybe
09:09:42 <+Exo> LoL
09:09:49 <+Exo> get high on meat
09:10:08 <e|f> meh
09:10:08 <+Exo> double quarter pounder is filling enough
09:10:35 <+Exo> i can probably eat 10 filet of fishes
09:10:43 <b1rd> Came on tshirt quickly change
09:11:17 <e|f> kfc is a bit more filling than maccas, generally
09:12:10 <+Exo> yeh and also hungry jacks
09:12:31 <+Exo> but get more bang for your bucks at local fish and chip/charcoal chicken shops
09:12:34 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong has dieeabeties
09:12:50 <e|f> gives Exo an unlimited supply of bacon deluxe burgers for xmas
09:13:08 <+Exo> wooohooo
09:13:12 * Exo lix lips
09:13:13 <e|f> :D
09:13:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong prob die next few years
09:13:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U all miss pong
09:13:37 <e|f> hope not, pong
09:13:43 <e|f> i wish everyone good health
09:13:58 <+Exo> when one pong falls another will rise up and take his place
09:14:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong leavd pooland to T-City In will
09:14:03 <e|f> lol
09:14:22 <e|f> what if T-City should not survive you by 28 days?
09:14:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He will
09:14:38 <e|f> lol k
09:14:50 * e|f has read a few wills
09:14:56 <e|f> they're usually pretty boring
09:15:08 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> How old u elf
09:15:12 <e|f> 32
09:15:16 <+Exo> if centrelink collapsed there will only be like 5 users left on austnet
09:15:21 <e|f> lol
09:15:37 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Exo u on Newstart
09:15:38 <b1rd> Yea true
09:15:47 <b1rd> Ok go fishin
09:16:12 <b1rd> Got me pants on now
09:16:18 <b1rd> Lot warmer
09:16:23 <+Exo> fishin for filet o fish
09:16:39 <+Exo> going 24 hour shopping tomorrow
09:16:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Exo on Newstart
09:17:09 <+Exo> lol never been on the dole at any stage of my life
09:17:20 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> How old u Exo
09:17:38 <+Exo> 30
09:18:06 <+Exo> how old are you ross
09:18:48 <e|f> thought you were a bit older than that, Exo
09:19:23 <+Exo> yeh most assumed that i was
09:19:34 <e|f> must be an old soul like me
09:20:12 <+Exo> yes mature for our age
09:20:19 <+Exo> pong kinda has the reverse thing going on
09:20:23 <e|f> lol
09:20:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wot u mean
09:21:33 <e|f> pong, what is your age bro
09:21:35 <e|f> i'm 32
09:21:37 <e|f> Exo is 30
09:22:31 <e|f> Glenn is 256
09:22:37 <e|f> stuff like that
09:22:40 <b1rd> Im 38
09:22:50 <b1rd> Looks 21
09:23:00 <+Exo> haha still younger than jimmy
09:23:01 <b1rd> Some ppl say
09:23:08 <b1rd> Jimmy 95
09:23:34 <b1rd> K quick woolies coles for jippos
09:23:44 <e|f> oldest age verifiably recorded of a person was umm
09:23:49 <e|f> 126
09:23:55 <e|f> french woman
09:24:16 <e|f> put her longevity down to olive oil, port and dark chocolate consumption
09:24:26 <b1rd> Id bang her
09:24:31 <e|f> lol
09:24:36 <b1rd> Mmm i had dark chocolate
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09:25:19 <e|f> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeanne_Calment
09:25:21 <e|f> oh yeah
09:25:28 <e|f> my research skills have slipped a gear
09:25:34 <e|f> someone alive is almost 129
09:25:42 <e|f> new info to me
09:26:02 <b1rd> Maybe oyster tray?
09:26:17 <+Exo> i should clean my room
09:26:19 <+Exo> https://imgur.com/a/VFxMhIy
09:26:23 <+Exo> too much cash laying around
09:26:56 <e|f> Exo
09:27:03 <e|f> can i buy a kilo from you?
09:27:26 <+Exo> of course, first in best dressed gets it
09:27:49 <e|f> haha
09:28:13 <e|f> that's a lot of lovely money
09:28:36 <e|f> maybe four grand right there
09:28:40 * e|f impressed
09:28:48 <+Exo> can buy pong a lifetime supply of dim sims
09:29:22 <e|f> probably enough to cover the lapband stomach surgery
09:29:45 <+Exo> loool
09:30:17 <e|f> though an honest anethetist probably wouldn't accept a cash payment
09:30:18 <+Exo> very tempted to get a new gaming rig but i know i will invest too much time in it and before i know it i will become a fatty
09:30:21 <e|f> or the surgeon
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09:30:34 <e|f> yeah
09:30:38 <e|f> time and money
09:30:55 <e|f> one thing everyone wants but can't always be obtained
09:31:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 34
09:31:26 <+Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmbuD0IEvuA
09:31:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Captain Planet - The Planeteers Combine their Powers for the 1st time..! (Jul 11, 2013) Length: 0:35 - Category: Film & Animation - 19,094 views - 68 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
09:31:36 <+Exo> i thought pong was like 60
09:31:40 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No
09:31:46 <e|f> heh
09:31:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Y
09:31:54 <b1rd> Woww
09:32:01 <b1rd> The boobs ohern
09:32:04 <b1rd> On
09:32:04 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wat
09:32:33 <b1rd> Lil bitch
09:32:39 <b1rd> Brb drive
09:32:39 <lx> k b1rd...
09:33:46 <+Exo> 3 days to xmas
09:34:15 <e|f> yea
09:34:33 <+Exo> another year done and dusted
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09:34:51 <e|f> they just fly by
09:34:54 <e|f> don't they
09:34:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Take videos b1rd
09:35:05 <+Exo> yeh each year just flies by quicker
09:35:07 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> We want see if adventures
09:35:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ur
09:35:14 * Exo slaps HellFury around with a wet noodle
09:35:19 <e|f> wb HellFury
09:35:21 <+Exo> good moaning
09:35:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Oh it’s 5 bums
09:36:27 * HellFury bitch slaps Exo with a greasy wing wang and says smell the mouldy cheese Exo
09:36:40 <HellFury> ta e|f and exo
09:36:44 <HellFury> moaning alright
09:36:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hi 5 bums
09:37:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U must use lot of dunnie rool
09:37:31 * Exo slaps the chicken nuggets from [[[[[pong]]]]]s mouth
09:37:42 * HellFury loads [[[[[pong]]]]] in a really big heavy wide load sling shot and fires it and him out the door and slams door shut! Stay out [[[[[pong]]]]]!!
09:37:47 <e|f> lots of silliness on here sometimes
09:37:50 <e|f> meh
09:37:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong got 2 24 nugget for tea Monday
09:37:56 <e|f> what ya gonna do
09:38:01 <e|f> people be people
09:38:14 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Elf seem to liek pong
09:38:20 <e|f> i do :)
09:38:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He now op in pooland
09:38:27 <e|f> yea
09:38:37 <e|f> i'm moving up in the world
09:38:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yes u rising
09:39:02 <e|f> this may be the start of a beautiful relationship
09:39:13 <e|f> who said that? Casablanca movie quote or whatever
09:39:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yeasss eco jealous
09:39:23 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Exo
09:39:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> And 5 bums
09:39:54 <+Exo> pong just teel many lies like SkyFire
09:39:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> HellFury has big 5 bums table ass
09:40:04 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No
09:40:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> SkyFire lire
09:40:19 <e|f> here's looking at you kid
09:40:21 <e|f> heh
09:42:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Exo does ur gf have table ass
09:42:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Liek HellFury ^roshanda^
09:43:39 <+Exo> ross you seem to be cruisin 4 a bruisin
09:44:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Some men liek a nice shelf of table ass
09:44:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Rub the face all over it
09:44:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> But smell very bad
09:44:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Liek rubbish bin
09:45:29 <e|f> maybe the smell of thrush between the skin
09:45:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Or portable dunnie at music festival on 40 degree day
09:45:47 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yes
09:46:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong had thrush
09:46:04 <e|f> yea
09:46:17 <e|f> fairly common
09:46:21 <e|f> curable
09:46:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Elf do u liek girls with big table ass
09:46:34 <e|f> hmmm
09:46:34 <lx> ...ah huh...
09:46:42 <e|f> i like everyone :)
09:46:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> As ur gf
09:46:59 <e|f> heh
09:47:07 <e|f> beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder
09:47:14 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Big table ass girls
09:47:23 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Liek a big shelf on the back
09:47:37 <e|f> elf on the shelf?
09:47:46 <HellFury> Ross the Toss try to sell pooland on gumtree last night
09:47:48 <HellFury> :P
09:47:54 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Your cousin hand look very skinny
09:48:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Nice sxc
09:48:00 <HellFury> i reported said ad and its gone
09:48:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Shut up 5 bums
09:48:13 <e|f> lol you saw that pic, did you?
09:48:13 <HellFury> he can't even sell it for 5 cents
09:48:17 <HellFury> yeah
09:48:19 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Go clean your big stinky bum
09:48:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It’s smelly
09:48:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Very dirty
09:48:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U prob can’t it soo big
09:48:36 <e|f> things spread like wildfire here
09:48:51 <e|f> err
09:48:59 <e|f> i meant the pic of my cousin's hand and mine
09:49:05 <HellFury> the amount is funny
09:49:05 <e|f> not the pooland thing
09:49:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yes
09:49:11 <HellFury> gone from 2k to 5 k
09:49:17 <HellFury> oh that
09:49:20 <HellFury> it happens
09:49:27 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Had many offers on eBay
09:49:41 <HellFury> i hung out with/still am hanging otu with Jedstar bet i get told im fuckin him
09:49:55 <e|f> lol
09:50:06 * HellFury kicks both mens butts put clothes on we are going to sat markets
09:50:07 <b1rd> They make joke about incest n tasmanians on tripple m brb call up complain
09:50:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> JedStar must liek a table ass
09:50:20 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Big shelf on the back
09:50:22 <e|f> irc has its own subculture yeah
09:50:26 <b1rd> Ok i quickly bbq fish
09:50:32 <b1rd> Yea
09:50:50 <b1rd> Yay markets
09:50:54 * Exo slaps JedStar around a bit with a large trout
09:50:57 <b1rd> Will be satay chicken
09:50:59 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Makd video B1rd do cooking show
09:51:10 <b1rd> Naaaaaa
09:51:14 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yer
09:51:16 <HellFury> hes leaning over me and saying that fish smells ripe
09:51:16 <b1rd> Na
09:51:27 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> We want see adventures of b1rd
09:51:28 <b1rd> Yum fish
09:51:32 * HellFury bitch slaps [[[[[pong]]]]] with a fleshlite here this is the closest to a pussy you will ever get [[[[[pong]]]]]!
09:51:43 <+Exo> whatcha cooking there
09:51:45 <+Exo> salmon?
09:51:49 <HellFury> pike
09:51:50 <e|f> b1rd could be the next naked chef or whatever
09:51:51 <b1rd> Yup
09:51:53 <e|f> jamie oliver
09:51:54 <HellFury> cat fish
09:51:55 <b1rd> And prawn
09:51:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Don’t want ur smelly pussy HellFury with ur table ass
09:52:11 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 5 bums
09:52:12 <b1rd> Ye
09:52:20 <b1rd> Lol
09:53:21 <e|f> hmmm
09:53:21 <lx> ...ah huh...
09:53:28 <HellFury> wait
09:53:34 <HellFury> i farted and he moved fast
09:53:35 <HellFury> :P
09:53:48 <e|f> i don't fart
09:53:57 <e|f> because i'm a magical elf
09:54:05 <HellFury> your butt whistles
09:54:10 <e|f> nup
09:54:12 <e|f> never!
09:54:37 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/VtzfI5f
09:55:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Filthy smelly vile creature HellFury
09:55:06 <+Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uInmFU6JkU
09:55:10 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lost Woods - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Mar 15, 2011) Length: 1:15 - Category: Music - 6,305,675 views - 75,147 likes (99%), 764 dislikes (1%)
09:55:14 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/WD038Xs
09:55:19 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
09:55:27 <HellFury> bbs
09:55:28 <lx> seeya HellFury...
09:55:46 <+Exo> sometimes a wet whisper
09:55:51 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> HellFury she wear the big undies
09:55:57 <HellFury> gonna go hob nob with the maket btiches
09:55:59 <HellFury> market
09:56:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Size 28 undies
09:56:20 <HellFury> good question
09:56:22 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/TfLjuEv
09:56:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Liek a hookah hoop
09:56:29 <HellFury> and just feel sorry for the guys
09:57:32 <+Exo> pong the undies sniffer
09:58:27 <+Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGVHYzmz4SA
09:58:31 <BlackDevil> Youtube: USED Panties Vending Machines 👙 | Japan (Oct 2, 2016) Length: 5:44 - Category: Education - 49,421 views - 149 likes (70%), 64 dislikes (30%)
09:58:57 <+Exo> the niche market consisting of people like pong keep these businesses viable
09:59:16 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Never shell HellFury undies u would die
09:59:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Smell
09:59:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> She has long motor
09:59:37 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong motor
10:00:09 <+Exo> pong want smell Lwaxanas undies
10:01:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> https://www.facebook.com/111416688885713/posts/2546365378724153/
10:01:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> This explain b1rd
10:01:27 <b1rd> Lol
10:01:42 <Kezzie> hugs b1rd
10:01:45 <Kezzie> hugs Exo
10:01:47 <Kezzie> bbl
10:01:47 <lx> It'll be quiet without you Kezzie...
10:01:51 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Is it bout y b1rd
10:01:52 <b1rd> Hugs kezzie
10:01:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ??
10:02:05 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Is story bout u b1rd
10:02:37 <+Exo> good morning Kezza ~
10:02:39 <b1rd> Nope
10:02:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Kezzie have u and b1rd ever tongue kissed
10:03:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> https://www.facebook.com/111416688885713/posts/2546365378724153/
10:03:17 <+Exo> ALERT ....ToPSecReT....MeSsAgE>>------> >>------> >>------>HOwdY Kezzie <------<< <------<< <------<< ALERT ....ToPSecReT....MeSsAgE
10:11:00 Topic Is: ★ Welcome to Sydney ★ |Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(1807) 2. Exo(1181) 3. b1rd(746) 4. Cosmic^Girl(648) 5. Devil45(585) 6. Kezzie(459) 7. HellFury(448) 8. SkyFire(445) 9. Moonie(380) 10. katatonic_kate00(316)
10:11:00 Set By: (Exo) on: Sat Dec 22 08:49:53 2018
10:25:12 <lx> Next [cCc]cHc]cRc]c.Ic.]cSc]cTc]cMc]cAc]cSc] in #Sydney is now just 2 days, 13 hours, 32 minutes and 36 seconds away! (...approximately)
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10:29:03 <Moonie> Morning...
10:31:05 <b1rd> Morning bro
10:31:07 <beagle> gm
10:31:17 <b1rd> Ate me fish
10:31:51 <b1rd> Now few walnuts
10:35:22 <b1rd> Yum
10:36:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pics or lies
10:36:40 <b1rd> No pics
10:42:51 <b1rd> Busy eatin
10:48:44 <b1rd> Where joshua
10:48:48 <b1rd> Pandasdontdrive
10:50:10 <e|f> hmm
10:50:10 <lx> ...ah huh...
10:50:39 <b1rd> Wat goin on elf
10:51:00 <b1rd> Finished my walnutnows
10:52:31 <b1rd> Ok brb
11:04:05 <e|f> yeah not much
11:10:48 <e|f> elfie in da house
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14:29:00 <^bozoJim> hello Devil45
14:29:00 <^bozoJim> hugs HellFury
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14:30:00 <Sutekh> that didnt take long Jim re: the violence ;p
14:30:19 <+Exo> good arvo fellow travellers
14:30:46 <+Exo> had a good siesta
14:31:00 <^bozoJim> hekllo Sutekh
14:31:00 <Sutekh> :D
14:31:00 <^bozoJim> violent, you need sodium in the body as it is an electrolyte
14:31:00 <Sutekh> haha yeah yeah
14:31:00 <Devil45> [15:54] <Exo> violence against men, australia says no
14:31:00 <^bozoJim> it just happens to be a aqua reactive alkali metal
14:32:00 <^bozoJim> but there is men and there is Exo
14:32:00 <^bozoJim> lol
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14:32:48 <+Exo> flamMmMable
14:33:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol Devil45
14:33:00 <PandasDontDrive> Nobody seems to like the men that stand up for their rights.
14:33:00 <PandasDontDrive> even the LGBT community are sick of gay white men.
14:33:00 <PandasDontDrive> Turning on their own.
14:34:00 <Devil45> fair point
14:34:00 <Devil45> theres jim
14:34:00 <^bozoJim> yes it is
14:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> It's like Joker said in the dark knight about everyone eating eachother
14:34:00 <^bozoJim> and watch when Exo does appeat I will get trout slapped
14:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> Give it enough time that LGBTQI will drop
14:34:00 <Devil45> hes gone to get some food
14:34:00 <Devil45> and b1rd pinged out
14:35:00 <^bozoJim> ok
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14:35:00 <Devil45> maybe some trouts too
14:35:00 <PandasDontDrive> prob pervin on some nice bird
14:35:00 <Devil45> if i know b1rd
14:35:00 <^bozoJim> who is he having over to drug and put in his dungeon
14:35:00 <Devil45> he will be doing a lot of perving
14:35:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
14:35:00 <PandasDontDrive> He is a good guy though.
14:35:00 <Devil45> when hes not being trolled hes ok
14:35:00 <Devil45> but someone always winds him up somewhere
14:36:00 <Devil45> so he reacts. and you see it.
14:36:00 <^bozoJim> if it violence between me and Exo or is it two friends picking on each other
14:36:00 <^bozoJim> for the sake of itr
14:36:00 <^bozoJim> -r
14:38:18 <+Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEVsGML_QJ8
14:38:22 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rush Hour 3 - Nun Scene (1080p) (May 31, 2016) Length: 3:04 - Category: People & Blogs - 1,398,686 views - 17,819 likes (98.5%), 276 dislikes (1.5%)
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14:41:00 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
14:41:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(2340) 2. Cosmic^Girl(1227) 3. katatonic_kate00(1099) 4. e|f(713) 5. Devil45(703) 6. ^bozojim(682) 7. b1rd(648) 8. Moonie(630) 9. PandasDontDrive(468) 10. chris`(409)
14:41:00 <^bozoJim> wow and I am told I am a motor mouth'
14:41:00 <^bozoJim> look at Exo dominate me and I have no way of getting to him tonight
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14:52:17 <chris`> hi
14:53:57 <+Exo> tisky risky
14:54:03 <+Exo> can i borrow your keyboard bro
14:54:09 <chris`> no
14:54:18 <+Exo> i want to mash up some tunes
14:54:26 <+Exo> and impress the ladies
14:54:38 <chris`> nah man
14:54:50 <+Exo> lols nahman
14:54:53 <chris`> i got no smokes
14:54:56 <chris`> yay
14:55:18 <+Exo> want to trade your keyboard for some cones
14:55:36 <chris`> i dont want drugs
14:56:53 <+Exo> would you like a cheese burger
14:56:59 <+Exo> with extra picklez
14:57:21 <chris`> why not
14:59:07 <+Exo> coffee lols
14:59:26 <+Exo> need to get a haircut
14:59:40 <chris`> i got one other day
14:59:50 <e|f> hi chris :)
14:59:57 <chris`> hi e|f :)
14:59:58 <e|f> hope you're doing ok :)
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15:00:30 <+Exo> you cut your own hair don't ya chris`?
15:00:35 <chris`> day it happened i got to hold hand of woman i love sorta heaps
15:00:52 <chris`> their gorgeous
15:00:54 <chris`> :)
15:01:25 <e|f> :)
15:02:21 <chris`> whats happening
15:02:23 <chris`> ?
15:02:46 <e|f> cruisy day here just getting a few things done
15:03:30 <chris`> nice
15:03:55 <+Exo> 0% productivity here
15:04:15 <+Exo> sipping on some whey protein
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15:12:00 <^bozoJim> hello gecko\
15:20:41 <+Exo> https://www.facebook.com/aftershockpcau/photos/a.287993958666560/352601055539183/?type=3&theater
15:21:37 <Devil45> exo skeleton :)
15:22:52 <+Exo> hey hey Devil45
15:22:58 <+Exo> what's crackin mate
15:23:20 <Devil45> the usual
15:25:32 <+Exo> yes needs to be put back in line every now and then
15:25:45 <+Exo> build that discipline
15:26:01 <Devil45> im with you on this. keep the room spam free and family friendly
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15:32:00 <HellFury> fking blind as a bat coz of chlorine
15:32:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
15:33:00 <Student> how did you get chlorine?
15:35:00 <HellFury> i went for a 3 hr swim?
15:35:00 <HellFury> how else would you get chlorine in your eyes
15:39:00 <Student> by drinking?
15:39:00 <HellFury> i swam dickhead
15:39:00 <HellFury> use your head
15:39:00 <HellFury> and my eyes are cloudy as so just stop being a dim wit
15:40:00 <^bozoJim> yikes
15:41:00 <^bozoJim> I found the old kit I though I had lost for Ruby
15:41:00 <^bozoJim> so I can make her up
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15:44:40 <+Exo> word
15:44:54 <+Exo> guten tag professor [[x]]
15:45:25 <[[x]]> afternoon
15:48:00 <Exo> loooooooooooooool @ ^bozoJim
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15:49:00 <^bozoJim> lool @ Exo
15:49:00 <^bozoJim> good evening Exo
15:49:00 <Exo> evening jimmoi
15:49:00 <^bozoJim> I see you are so caring to wet the ground for your iown dirt nap
15:49:00 <Exo> how was your day scrooge
15:50:00 <^bozoJim> my day was good thank you
15:50:00 <^bozoJim> how was your final day of existance as we know it
15:50:00 <Exo> why would it be my final day of existence
15:50:00 <^bozoJim> you will find out as the night progressesd
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15:51:00 <Exo> how would you live if living was without me
15:51:00 <^bozoJim> it is ok Exo this is just to make sure it is big enough
15:52:00 <Exo> are u coming to derrimut gym tonight jim to work out with the big boyz?
15:52:00 <^bozoJim> If I was in Melbourne I would and show you up
15:52:46 <flammable> exxXXXxXXxXxXxXXxXxXxo
15:53:00 <^bozoJim> then puts him down
15:53:06 <+Exo> flamMmMmMMMabbbleeeee
15:53:12 * Exo slides over and sits next to flammable
15:53:17 <+Exo> https://www.facebook.com/eat8bit/photos/rpp.670032683041846/2162502197128213/?type=3&theater
15:53:23 <+Exo> might grab some big pacs tonight
15:53:25 <+Exo> you in?
15:55:00 <^bozoJim> imagine how peaceful it will be being able to come on here without the worry of being attacked by Exo
15:55:00 <Bonny> have him charged then
15:55:34 <flammable> Wow that's enormous
15:55:43 <flammable> Ill eat a vegge one
15:56:00 <^bozoJim> hi Bonny
15:56:00 <Exo> yes and by your boyfriend SkyFire lool
15:56:00 <Bonny> hello
15:56:00 <^bozoJim> nah it is all in fun
15:56:57 <flammable> What did you get me for xmas Exo? ;)
15:57:00 <^bozoJim> thank you Exo
15:57:00 <^bozoJim> take that
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15:58:00 <^bozoJim> I am happy I fould the missing kkit today
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15:59:00 <^bozoJim> so I can start and make it up christmas day for somethign to do
15:59:00 <^bozoJim> and Exo you would like her
16:00:00 <^bozoJim> Her name is Ruby and a blionde with long hair
16:00:00 <Exo> are u trying to get me a hooker for xmas again
16:00:00 <Exo> sorry mate i don't swing that way
16:00:00 <Exo> can't live your lifestyle
16:01:00 <^bozoJim> no I am not
16:01:00 <Student> :)
16:01:00 <coles> ^bozoJim is horny
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16:01:00 <^bozoJim> I do not remember trying to ever get youa hooker
16:01:00 <coles> HellFury gets horny too from time to time
16:01:00 <^bozoJim> as anyone in their right mind would take one look at you and run
16:01:00 <Exo> yes
16:02:00 <Exo> run towards me
16:02:00 <Exo> trying to get my autograph
16:02:00 <Exo> thinking i was david beckham
16:02:00 <^bozoJim> remember you need the brown paper bag over your head when you go out to stop people askign you if you are elephant mans brother'
16:02:00 <coles> ^bozoJim likes grandma porn
16:03:00 <Exo> they call me the elephant mans brother but not for the reason you are thinking
16:04:00 <Student> gay stuff.
16:04:00 <coles> ^bozoJim likes viagra
16:04:00 <^bozoJim> but Exo you told me in PM only last week the o nly time you will be hard is when rigomortis sets in
16:05:00 <Exo> need to hit up some more oysters for testosterone
16:05:00 <^bozoJim> yuck
16:05:00 <^bozoJim> I cannot have any bivalves
16:05:55 <+Exo> got you some coco chanel
16:05:58 <+Exo> hope u like it
16:06:00 <^bozoJim> I am allergic to them
16:06:03 <+Exo> :p
16:06:46 <e|f> lol chanel no 5?
16:07:00 <Exo> really?
16:07:00 <^bozoJim> yes
16:08:00 <^bozoJim> oysters, clams, pippies, mussels, abolone, scallops, cockles
16:08:00 <^bozoJim> that group
16:08:00 <e|f> have you been allergic your whole life?
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16:08:00 <Exo> wb o_
16:08:00 <Exo> ahh that sucks jimmoi
16:08:16 <e|f> hmmmm
16:08:16 <lx> ...ah huh...
16:08:50 <+Exo> which do u prefer e|f
16:09:00 <Exo> missing out buddy
16:09:00 <^bozoJim> I know but I c annot have them
16:09:00 <^bozoJim> I was out at dinner one night had a scallop and was rather green rather fast
16:09:12 <e|f> well chanel no 5 used to be great but it's now overused
16:09:14 <e|f> massively
16:10:21 <flammable> Oooo
16:10:24 <+Exo> does your misses use it
16:10:36 <flammable> Need some more perfumes
16:11:00 <Exo> when did u find out you were allergic
16:11:26 <e|f> smells have the power to illicit memories - chanel no 5 is not a positive one for me
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16:11:44 <+Exo> i can relate to that
16:12:00 <+Exo> an ex must have used it
16:12:00 <^bozoJim> that time
16:12:00 <^bozoJim> as I had never had before
16:12:00 <^bozoJim> was sort of embarassing
16:12:00 <Exo> nothing to be embarrassed about
16:12:13 <e|f> just personal preference but i'm sure *a lot of people love it anyway*
16:12:16 <e|f> so whatever
16:12:47 * Devil45 knows about perfume smells - i walk into an 'aroma' all the time at work.
16:13:00 <Devil45> sometimes its a bit overpowering
16:13:00 <^bozoJim> having to make a very quick dash to the loo
16:13:36 <b1rd> Yuk
16:13:41 <b1rd> I prefer farts
16:13:58 <Devil45> then the wife wants to spray air wick "pure" in the home - i dont need more aromas.
16:14:00 <Exo> up to that point you had never had any bivalves before?
16:14:00 <^bozoJim> ne ver
16:14:00 <^bozoJim> as I just had other types of fish and prawms
16:14:04 <+Exo> some people wear too much
16:14:13 <Devil45> hookers do
16:14:14 <b1rd> Even worse
16:14:38 <Devil45> and some guys overdo the aftershave
16:14:41 <e|f> yeah scent has to be done just right
16:14:44 <e|f> not too much
16:14:48 <Devil45> so they smell like horses hoofs
16:14:59 <e|f> but i'd prefer too much to someone who smells of body odor or whatever
16:15:00 <^bozoJim> and moreton bay bugs
16:15:00 <^bozoJim> yavbbies
16:15:00 <^bozoJim> and crab
16:15:00 <^bozoJim> I am fine with all of them
16:15:00 <Exo> do you have a lot of experience cooking seafood
16:15:07 <b1rd> Better wear none
16:15:11 <b1rd> I reckon
16:15:12 <Devil45> a little bit goes a long way
16:15:41 <Devil45> just enough to enhance the natural scent - if its a woman. same with makeup. too much makes them look tarty
16:16:00 <^bozoJim> yes I have
16:16:00 <^bozoJim> just never had the bi valves before to even handle or cook
16:16:00 <^bozoJim> my friend I was out with who happens to eb a doctor she worked it out
16:16:35 <b1rd> Ye
16:16:39 <Devil45> and if its a guy - a little bit of aftershave is fine
16:16:49 <Devil45> dont bathe in it then smell like a queen
16:17:00 <^bozoJim> and when I got back made sure I was ok
16:17:00 <^bozoJim> she had no touble with it
16:17:00 <^bozoJim> it is just some systems do not like certain things
16:17:03 <e|f> yeah
16:17:11 <Devil45> some guys in town do too much
16:17:18 <e|f> someone's body chemistry can influence how a scent smells
16:17:24 <b1rd> I like cheap soap
16:17:31 <Devil45> and smell kind of gay - wonder why the girls they talk to slap em and walk away
16:17:34 <e|f> same scent might smell better on a different person
16:17:38 <b1rd> 2 bux for 10 bars
16:17:55 <b1rd> Cocaine smells good in ur sweat
16:18:00 <Exo> yeh mate
16:18:00 <^bozoJim> the joys of being unique
16:18:00 <e|f> true
16:18:12 <b1rd> After u sweat it out
16:18:15 <Devil45> saw one girl slap this dude because he A) smelled strongly of aftershave/cologne and B) he was trying to propostion her
16:18:27 <Devil45> she said no he wouldnt back off she slapped him
16:18:35 <b1rd> Wat he say.. How much
16:18:37 <Devil45> wish id video'd it
16:18:54 <Devil45> nah he was asking if she would like to go back to his place
16:18:56 <Devil45> n shit
16:19:00 <e|f> hard to pin something like that down to anything but the person
16:19:00 <^bozoJim> yes
16:19:00 <Exo> absolutely
16:19:00 <^bozoJim> I know I have GI issues with teh Autism as we all do in some area
16:19:01 <b1rd> U shud get the security footage
16:19:07 <Devil45> she wasnt interested. told him no. slapped him.
16:19:08 <b1rd> Upload to YouTube
16:19:39 <Devil45> i could but no. i dont breach their code of ethics.
16:19:48 <b1rd> Ye
16:19:53 <Devil45> security footage is only for records and police if needed
16:20:00 <^bozoJim> and I do have to watch what I eat hence I cook so much myself
16:20:00 <e|f> i've had stuff doctors say to me i'm a good healer
16:20:00 <^bozoJim> ok
16:20:00 <e|f> no further extrapolation of that possible
16:20:00 <e|f> it's just... i'm a good healer
16:20:00 <e|f> one of those people
16:20:00 <^bozoJim> I know when I had my trabeculectomy
16:20:02 <Devil45> not for youtube
16:20:11 <b1rd> Would b some comedy on it tho
16:20:23 <Devil45> yea but this isnt america
16:20:31 <Devil45> you see a lot of crazy shit in usa
16:20:36 <Devil45> freakout videos
16:20:38 <b1rd> I bet
16:20:42 <Devil45> why add to it
16:21:00 <^bozoJim> it failed as I am a good healer
16:21:00 <e|f> yea
16:21:00 <^bozoJim> as I am young, male, have an excellent immune system and advanced glaucoma
16:21:11 <+Exo> funniest home videos
16:21:27 <Devil45> watch chicks slap guys on camera get a million views and a few likes
16:21:54 <+Exo> violence against men, australia says no
16:22:00 <e|f> yep
16:22:00 <^bozoJim> that si despit them using anti metobite aka chemo drugs to try to stop the healing
16:22:00 <^bozoJim> was tehir only chance to do it
16:22:00 <e|f> chemotherapy is awful stuff
16:22:00 <e|f> wouldn't wish it on anyone
16:22:00 <^bozoJim> and let a registar do it to give him the chance
16:22:00 <^bozoJim> it is
16:22:04 <b1rd> Ilol
16:22:37 <e|f> lol
16:23:00 <^bozoJim> with all my eye issues I have had some chemo stuff to try to fix the eye issues
16:23:00 <^bozoJim> 5-FU, Lucentis, Avastin
16:23:16 * Exo sits next to flammable and smells her hair
16:23:36 <b1rd> Spit in it
16:23:51 <b1rd> Wat smell like chemicals?
16:24:00 <^bozoJim> awful stuff
16:24:00 <e|f> yea
16:24:00 <^bozoJim> maybe small doses but builds up in the system
16:24:00 <^bozoJim> and hiow they dont call it chemo in that circumstance
16:24:01 <+Exo> good fragrance
16:24:12 <e|f> hmmmmm women
16:24:13 <lx> ...ah huh...
16:24:17 <e|f> i need a new one
16:24:25 <e|f> wine, women, song
16:24:28 <e|f> totally me
16:24:32 <b1rd> Ye same
16:24:43 <+Exo> the smell sense is closely linked to memory and smells can evoke particular memories
16:24:56 <e|f> yep
16:25:00 <^bozoJim> for the cystoid macul edema they call it anti-VEGF
16:25:00 <^bozoJim> anti vascular epitheial growth factor medicationm
16:25:07 <e|f> ancient sense
16:25:20 <b1rd> Ye like bangin ur cuz
16:25:26 <e|f> also known as olfactory sense in medicine or whatever
16:25:36 <+Exo> use to have a fling with this sheila a few years back, every now and then when she slept over my place she would leave her bra behind
16:25:40 <Devil45> you need a new woman e|f?
16:25:41 <b1rd> Ye
16:25:49 * e|f nods
16:25:55 <+Exo> definitely did it on purpose
16:26:00 <e|f> i see
16:26:00 <^bozoJim> aka avastin
16:26:00 <e|f> be nice if they find better treatments for it soon
16:26:00 <^bozoJim> yes
16:26:02 <+Exo> the perfume on it was strong as
16:26:07 <Devil45> fond memories
16:26:24 <b1rd> Did u wank on it
16:26:28 <+Exo> yep, don't know the particular perfume but cant forget it
16:26:39 <+Exo> haha
16:26:46 <b1rd> U got ptsd bro
16:26:46 <e|f> call her up and ask her
16:26:55 <e|f> haha
16:26:58 <b1rd> Lol
16:26:58 <Devil45> she might be married now to someone else
16:27:00 <^bozoJim> for me, my retinitis pifgmentosa was left and is why I have the CME
16:27:00 <^bozoJim> as it is final stage of the disease
16:27:00 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
16:27:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(2529) 2. ^bozojim(1376) 3. Cosmic^Girl(1227) 4. katatonic_kate00(1099) 5. e|f(784) 6. Devil45(703) 7. b1rd(648) 8. Moonie(630) 9. PandasDontDrive(468) 10. chris`(409)
16:27:00 <^bozoJim> still over one thousand word behind
16:27:03 <+Exo> would be a lie if i said i didn't sniff it a couple of times
16:27:07 <b1rd> So
16:27:23 <+Exo> the fragrance is tattooed into my brain
16:27:24 <b1rd> Go on its Saturday bro
16:27:39 <b1rd> I cured that in me
16:27:53 <b1rd> Now doesnt annoy me
16:28:00 <e|f> bout half of Exo's
16:28:00 <e|f> little bit less
16:28:00 <e|f> brb
16:28:00 <lx> 1 ciao for now1 e|f...
16:28:00 <^bozoJim> yes
16:28:15 <Devil45> nah only the trolls annoy b1rd.
16:28:23 <b1rd> Yes
16:28:49 <Devil45> and most of those dont last long in here anyway
16:29:00 <b1rd> Indeed
16:29:00 <^bozoJim> that is ok I will let him win tonight I cannot have him spitting the dummy every night
16:30:01 <e|f> if you're interested in a fragrance, do a search on it and look at all the reviews and different comments
16:30:02 <e|f> funny
16:30:08 <e|f> it's just personal preference
16:30:15 <b1rd> Yuk
16:30:22 <b1rd> Prefer sweat
16:30:31 <+Exo> perfume reacts differently to each individual
16:30:33 <e|f> "THIS ONE TOTALLY SMELLS LIKE BUBBLEGUM"
16:30:37 <e|f> lol yeah
16:30:39 <e|f> exactly
16:30:41 <+Exo> once it touches your skin it creates a different smell
16:30:49 <e|f> yup
16:31:07 <e|f> there are a few ins and outs to it all
16:31:14 <e|f> but pretty simple to understand, overall
16:31:30 <b1rd> Yuk
16:31:41 <b1rd> Na
16:31:52 <b1rd> U sposed to WASH first
16:32:02 <b1rd> Then u wont have that problem
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16:32:33 <e|f> people have a different skin chemistry reaction with the perfume or whatever even if they wash first
16:32:43 <b1rd> Na
16:32:44 * Exo slaps zaim around a bit with a large trout
16:32:47 <+Exo> howdy zaim
16:32:51 <zaim> hiiiiiii
16:32:52 <b1rd> They dirty
16:32:58 <e|f> >_>
16:33:00 <e|f> set up a bot under your nick or whatever to message this chan every couple of minutes with shakespeare quotes
16:33:00 <e|f> you'd win every time
16:33:00 <Sutekh> haha e|f
16:33:00 <e|f> or bible quotes
16:33:08 <+Exo> how's your 300mbps 4g going
16:33:26 <+Exo> haha b1rd has a low tolerance when it comes to personal hygiene
16:34:00 <Sutekh> Yeah bible quotes are good
16:34:00 <e|f> yea :)
16:34:00 <Sutekh> let he who without sin cast the first stone
16:34:29 <b1rd> Yer
16:34:58 <b1rd> Gettin 25kb sec on wifi here
16:35:00 <e|f> so... nobody?
16:35:00 <Sutekh> yup
16:35:00 <e|f> heh
16:35:00 <Sutekh> damn hey
16:35:00 <e|f> yea
16:35:00 <Sutekh> i like chucking rocks
16:35:00 <e|f> :D
16:35:04 <b1rd> Gay af
16:35:14 <+Exo> haha
16:35:19 <Devil45> whoa
16:35:19 <+Exo> good enough for irc mate
16:35:23 <b1rd> Need 5ghz password
16:35:33 <Devil45> still waiting for nbn
16:35:33 <b1rd> Yea wanted to download an iso tho
16:35:36 <e|f> 25kb/s?
16:35:40 <e|f> 2004?
16:35:41 <b1rd> Ye
16:35:44 <e|f> lol
16:35:44 <Devil45> thats dilaup speed
16:35:48 <Devil45> dialup*
16:35:48 <b1rd> This joint
16:35:53 <+Exo> are u using maccas free wi fi
16:35:56 <Devil45> i got that speed in 2004
16:35:57 <b1rd> Everycunt uses it
16:36:13 <Devil45> took a week to download a 50 mb video
16:36:18 <b1rd> Ye
16:36:24 <b1rd> I gave up
16:36:27 <Devil45> now i can get that in a few minutes.
16:36:29 <+Exo> good ol' torrent days
16:36:43 <Devil45> i started torrents in 2005. became a vip on one site in 2011
16:37:00 <+Exo> good stuff m8
16:37:00 <Sutekh> crazy world
16:37:00 <e|f> no doubt
16:37:02 <b1rd> Gangsta
16:37:07 <Devil45> i also uploaded but stopped
16:37:14 <Devil45> cant risk anymore dmca notices
16:37:17 <+Exo> my adsl use to get me 1.2mb/s
16:37:32 <e|f> my adsl was about 800kb/s
16:37:33 <+Exo> felt like i was living in some 3rd world country
16:37:36 <Devil45> i had no adsl in january last year for 3 weeks.
16:37:46 <Devil45> due to an outage.
16:38:00 <e|f> "I can calculate the motion of the heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people." -- Isaac Newton
16:38:00 <Sutekh> haha
16:38:04 <Devil45> it was fixed yes... but took a while. cable damage they said.
16:38:25 <+Exo> have to resort to hot spotting from the mobile aye
16:38:33 <Devil45> i did
16:39:00 <Sutekh> he would love this channel then
16:39:04 <b1rd> Annoying af
16:39:05 <+Exo> i happy on my current nbn speeds 35mb/s
16:39:36 <+Exo> could be better but beggars can't be choosers
16:40:00 <Sutekh> hey SkyFire
16:41:56 <Kezzie> arvo Exo
16:42:00 <e|f> he would be perplexed by this channel at times, i'm sure
16:42:00 <SkyFire> hi Sutekh
16:42:00 <e|f> utterly confunded
16:42:01 <Kezzie> hugs b1rd
16:42:07 <Kezzie> hi e|f hugs
16:42:10 <Kezzie> hi Devil45
16:42:14 <+Exo> good arvo Keznitz
16:42:18 * Exo huGz Kezzie
16:42:24 <e|f> hugsssssssss Kezzie
16:42:52 <Kezzie> fucken men !!!!!!!!!! i was to get my hair done but hubby went out for 7hrs so had to cancel
16:42:58 <e|f> telstra is the best
16:43:00 <SkyFire> that gecko is one dead gecko when I find it
16:43:09 <e|f> but getting nbn installed is often a comedy of errors
16:43:39 <+Exo> where did he disappear to Kezza?
16:43:54 <b1rd> Scabbed heaps free food today
16:43:54 <+Exo> yer read about a lot of problems with nbn which people have had
16:44:04 <+Exo> mine was a smooth process when installed til now
16:44:24 <+Exo> did u get any chips and gravy b1rd
16:45:20 <Devil45> no nbn here yet
16:45:23 <Devil45> theres kez
16:46:00 <Sutekh> irc these days seems to be for the mentally ill for sure e|f
16:47:00 <e|f> well
16:47:00 <SkyFire> hi Cosmic^Girl
16:47:00 <British^Meat> haha
16:47:00 <British^Meat> "these days"
16:47:00 <British^Meat> gawd
16:47:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Helllllooooo everyone :D
16:47:00 <e|f> The general rule on about people on IRC seems to be: attractive, single, mentally-stable. Choose two.
16:47:00 <Sutekh> lol
16:48:00 <Sutekh> Cosmic^Girl, dont ban me Ok? ;p
16:48:00 <Sutekh> wah
16:48:35 <b1rd> Naaa
16:48:39 <b1rd> Unfortunately
16:48:48 <+Exo> haha
16:48:52 <+Exo> mate
16:48:55 <b1rd> I had a shower rite after a bitch did a shit
16:49:10 <b1rd> Was like... Smells like something died
16:49:12 * Sutekh slaps b1rd around a bit with a large trout
16:49:20 <b1rd> She like... Shit
16:49:30 <b1rd> Yea shit alright cunt lol
16:49:34 <b1rd> Sutekh
16:49:37 * Exo slaps Sutekh around with a wet noodle
16:49:42 <Sutekh> lah
16:50:03 <+Exo> b1rd grab some big pacs
16:50:10 <Kezzie> hi Sutekh merry xmas
16:50:21 <Kezzie> Exo Merry Xmas have a safe and merry one
16:50:23 <e|f> xmasssssssssssssssssssssssss
16:50:27 <Kezzie> b1rd Merry Xmas have a safe and merry one
16:50:39 <Devil45> big pecs?
16:50:40 <Kezzie> e|f Merry Xmas have a safe and merry one
16:50:43 <Devil45> oh big macs
16:50:53 <Kezzie> Devil45 Merry Xmas have a safe and merry one
16:50:54 <b1rd> Merry Christmas to everyone
16:50:59 <Kezzie> ty
16:51:02 <+Exo> bigmacs but they name them big pacs
16:51:03 <e|f> thx Kezzie <3
16:51:05 <b1rd> Ty kezzie merry xmas to u too
16:51:12 <e|f> yea
16:51:13 <+Exo> not xmas just yet
16:51:14 <Kezzie> santa coming to you b1rd ?
16:51:15 <e|f> merry xmas to you
16:51:30 <Sutekh> thanks Kezzie :D u too
16:51:38 <Kezzie> b1rd u been norty ot nice
16:51:48 <Kezzie> ot/or
16:51:48 <b1rd> Naughty
16:51:52 <Kezzie> lol
16:51:53 <b1rd> U know me
16:51:54 <b1rd> Lol
16:51:56 <Kezzie> yes
16:52:13 <+Exo> no chimney for santa to enter from, might need to enter from the vans exhaust pipe
16:52:34 <b1rd> Rofl
16:52:40 <Kezzie> hubby has ordered 3 kiloes king prawns balman baugs for jules and oysters xmas day lunch
16:52:44 <Devil45> or up from the engine bay
16:52:47 <Kezzie> bugs
16:52:53 <b1rd> Yum i had prawns tploday
16:52:56 <e|f> yum nice
16:52:59 <b1rd> N salmon so full
16:53:01 <e|f> balmain bugs always good
16:53:11 <b1rd> Infact i need go dunny
16:53:14 <+Exo> woot
16:53:18 <Kezzie> e|f iles wants 3 bugs
16:53:18 <b1rd> Brb
16:53:18 <lx> seeya b1rd...
16:53:23 <+Exo> will have a nice feast
16:53:29 <Kezzie> e|f jules wants 3 bugs
16:53:31 <+Exo> what time should i come around Kezzie
16:53:55 <Kezzie> 12pm Exo but dont think jules sharing her bugs
16:54:29 <Kezzie> (jules ) Exo sorry all the balman bugs are mine
16:54:31 <+Exo> i'll just pinch one when she ain't lookin
16:54:35 <+Exo> nooOoOooooOO
16:54:48 <Kezzie> lol
16:54:52 <e|f> jules wants three
16:54:54 <e|f> lucky her
16:55:02 <Kezzie> whats u doing xmas day Exo
16:55:37 <+Exo> going to an xmas party
16:55:44 <+Exo> then swing by to visit my irc wife
16:55:45 <Kezzie> where at
16:55:52 <Kezzie> lol
16:56:00 <Student> big balls.
16:56:02 <e|f> people in mIRC try
16:56:07 <+Exo> docklands
16:56:10 <e|f> /speak elf wishes you a merry christmas
16:56:13 <Kezzie> yes they do e|f
16:56:31 <ChanOP> Ho! Ho! Ho!
16:56:41 <Devil45> the e|f santa left behind
16:57:00 <^bozoJim> hello Cosmic^Girl
16:57:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey ^bozoJim :D
16:57:00 <SkyFire> hehehe
16:57:00 <^bozoJim> sorry I missed you when you came in
16:57:00 <^bozoJim> I was lookign for some calico
16:57:01 <Kezzie> jules has spoilt me for xmas lots of pressies for me
16:57:13 <Devil45> why? because he had to repair the sleigh
16:57:16 <+Exo> the e|f santa left behind then went to middle earth
16:57:32 <Devil45> santa was busted by police for riding a sleigh without a licence
16:57:36 <Devil45> i read that somewhere
16:57:51 <Kezzie> i read that Devil45
16:57:55 <Devil45> and for blowing over .05
16:57:56 <+Exo> aww how nice of Jules
16:58:00 <Cosmic^Girl> For your sequins?
16:58:00 <^bozoJim> no
16:58:05 <Devil45> so he was drunk
16:58:18 <chris`> hi
16:58:19 <Devil45> he didnt climb down the chimney he fell down it.
16:58:19 <Kezzie> read on fb the cops can now find drivers for drinking coke eating while driving
16:58:29 <+Exo> wb chris`
16:58:40 <Devil45> cops are fining all kinds of people this season
16:58:40 <chris`> thanx
16:58:41 <Kezzie> hi chris`
16:58:50 <Devil45> they might even catch up to b1rd riding without a helmet
16:58:58 <Devil45> i hope not
16:59:00 <^bozoJim> to make the doll to make the sequin dress for
16:59:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Cute!
16:59:00 <^bozoJim> as I found a missing kit I thought I had lost
16:59:00 <^bozoJim> was in the very bottom of my stash
16:59:00 <SkyFire> yah missed
16:59:00 <Student> Cosmic^Girl is a famous character in here.
16:59:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh I don't miss :P
16:59:00 <^bozoJim> her name is Ruby has blue eyes and long blonde hair
16:59:00 <SkyFire> you did
16:59:10 <Devil45> 300 bucks is a bit high for a fine at xmas
16:59:21 Part: b1rd ([email protected]) from #sydney
16:59:28 * Kezzie has to hand my licence in on monday due to my health qld trandsport said i cant drive now
16:59:40 <+Exo> that's high for any day of the year
16:59:52 <Devil45> probably best - if your health aint great kez dont risk it
17:00:00 <^bozoJim> and I will make her up between now and new year
17:00:01 <Kezzie> cops everywhere up here Exo
17:00:11 <+Exo> same
17:00:18 <Kezzie> yes true Devil45 so jules or hubby drive me now
17:00:49 <Devil45> shame
17:00:54 <Devil45> health goes agaisnt you
17:00:55 <Kezzie> plus the strong pain tabs i take now and than i cant drive
17:01:00 <Devil45> and stops you doing things
17:01:00 <^bozoJim> I will not use calico for the sequins I have enough good fabric here as wella s some stuff for a petticoat
17:01:34 <Devil45> my mother stopped driving when her sight totally went.
17:01:35 <+Exo> indeed
17:01:46 <Devil45> back when she was alive
17:01:52 <Kezzie> hands Exo his beer and salted nutz
17:02:00 <Student> :)
17:02:00 <^bozoJim> someone has challenged me to design the clothes for a kit and I am using ehr for it
17:02:00 <^bozoJim> so it is game on
17:02:09 <+Exo> thanks Kezza, just what the doc ordered
17:02:15 * Devil45 reckons exo skeleton does ok on beer nuts and slapping b1rd with trouts.
17:02:17 <Kezzie> :))
17:02:29 <Kezzie> !ttop10
17:02:30 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(2220) 2. Cosmic^Girl(1227) 3. katatonic_kate00(1099) 4. e|f(711) 5. b1rd(648) 6. Moonie(630) 7. ^bozojim(581) 8. Devil45(532) 9. PandasDontDrive(407) 10. [[[[[pong]]]]](404)
17:02:33 <+Exo> beer and salted nutz go hand in hand
17:02:46 <Kezzie> gooooooooo Exo jim wont be happy lol
17:03:02 <Devil45> i must have missed jim yesterday if he came on
17:03:03 <+Exo> haha no he won't be
17:03:09 <Kezzie> rofl
17:03:22 <+Exo> i'm sure he can overtake me in a solid 30 mins
17:03:26 <Devil45> or if he came on early i didnt see it
17:03:36 <Devil45> only if you "let him win" exo
17:03:40 <Kezzie> he was here Devil45
17:03:42 <+Exo> well yeah
17:03:52 <+Exo> as long as his sending money to my bank account i will continue to let him win
17:04:00 <Cosmic^Girl> As if challenge you to something like that
17:04:00 <^bozoJim> I do like it
17:04:03 <Devil45> your offshore bank account?
17:04:05 <Kezzie> lol
17:04:16 <Devil45> kidding
17:04:18 <+Exo> my swiss bank account
17:04:22 <Devil45> jim wouldnt launder money
17:04:46 <Sutekh> i was offered bribes to rig the bot, i had to decline :D
17:04:48 <Devil45> jim would keep any money he gets
17:04:50 <+Exo> irc is a front for laundering money
17:04:59 <+Exo> laughing out louds
17:05:00 <^bozoJim> I will have to pattern the outfits from scratch
17:05:00 <^bozoJim> hello flammable
17:05:07 <e|f> lol
17:05:21 <Kezzie> lol
17:05:38 <Devil45> irc is many things
17:05:47 <+Exo> pretty sure there are feds in her monitoring our conversations
17:05:56 <Kezzie> hahhahhhaha
17:06:00 <flammable> Hey ^bozoJim
17:06:03 <Devil45> i know on another network they got undercover cops posing as teen girls
17:06:06 <e|f> <-
17:06:09 <Kezzie> yes breaker is here lol
17:06:10 <+Exo> chris` could be a fed in disguise for all we know
17:06:18 <Sutekh> yep, lots of nice women to seduce too
17:06:29 <Devil45> pity hes still breathing kez
17:06:35 <Devil45> beaker that is
17:06:37 <Kezzie> true
17:07:38 <Devil45> and no pong
17:07:50 <Devil45> so life is good at present
17:08:00 <^bozoJim> I printed off the body pattern glues it on card board to cut out tomorrow and start making
17:08:03 <Kezzie> brb
17:08:04 <lx> See ya Kezzie...
17:08:23 <+Exo> he who shouldn't be named
17:08:33 <+Exo> once u mention him he will appear very shortly
17:08:41 <Devil45> then ill have to sort him out if he does
17:09:14 <+Exo> last night i mentioned chris` and people were telling me not to mention him as he will appear soon
17:09:21 <+Exo> and surely enough he did within 10 mins
17:09:48 <Devil45> i dont have a problem with tisk/chris
17:10:00 <Chicago> welcome flammable
17:10:00 <e|f> if your eyes were better... you should've been a watch maker
17:10:14 <Devil45> never have
17:11:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I also have terrible eyes!
17:12:26 <Sutekh> Chris` is fine when he isnt off his face, which isn very often :D
17:13:00 <Devil45> too many people on irc named chris
17:13:01 <Devil45> :P
17:14:19 <Sutekh> a good honest name ;p
17:14:35 <Devil45> also fits topics in rooms - chris-mas :)
17:15:35 <Sutekh> wah...
17:16:51 <o_> Officer Chris
17:18:00 <Student> how would you define terrible eyes? small eyes?
17:18:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Haha no, I mean, seeing eyes
17:18:00 <^bozoJim> eye see?
17:18:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I have astigmatism? Glasses make things so much prettier!
17:18:00 <^bozoJim> they do
17:18:00 <^bozoJim> as it can be corrected with them
17:18:15 <chris`> what i do
17:18:16 <chris`> ?
17:18:49 <chris`> stuck with out smokes
17:18:58 <chris`> 25th time cunts have fucked up
17:19:00 <^bozoJim> I have always had coke bottle bottom glasses before they no longer worked
17:19:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Yes! Things are slightly blurry without them. But not to the point that I can't see if I don't wear them
17:19:00 <^bozoJim> it was good as if I broke a lens i could break a coke bottle and replace it
17:19:00 <^bozoJim> I have not been able to use glasses since 2003
17:19:15 <Sutekh> u counting?
17:19:21 <chris`> yeah
17:19:36 <Sutekh> 25 is a lot
17:19:41 <chris`> 400$ they not paid on mortgage
17:19:48 <Sutekh> maybe call the feds mate
17:20:00 <^bozoJim> as they no longer work
17:20:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Soooo, how do you see to make all your fabulous things?
17:20:00 <^bozoJim> a lot of what I do is by feel
17:21:00 <^bozoJim> and I do have a good sense of colour
17:21:00 <^bozoJim> and for tracing and patterns I haved embossing pens that give me a raised line on material I cut along
17:21:00 <^bozoJim> and for quilting
17:22:00 <^bozoJim> I line fabric sides and ends up by hand pin them and sew them using a 1/4 foot to guide me and I feel the material against it
17:22:00 <^bozoJim> I also have a magnetic guide for other sems I put the material against and feel it against it
17:23:00 <^bozoJim> if I have a problem ia m not sure about I get oen of my sighted friends to check it for me
17:23:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Snazzy!
17:23:00 <Cosmic^Girl> That makes you extra clever
17:23:00 <^bozoJim> and tactile touch in fabric craft is better than seeing
17:24:00 <^bozoJim> you can get it nice and snug without worrying about slooking
17:24:00 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
17:24:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(2529) 2. ^bozojim(1736) 3. Cosmic^Girl(1319) 4. katatonic_kate00(1099) 5. e|f(889) 6. Devil45(703) 7. b1rd(648) 8. Moonie(630) 9. PandasDontDrive(468) 10. chris`(409)
17:24:00 <^bozoJim> ok I am now in striking distance of Exo before reset
17:25:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Well he's not here, so surely you're catching up ;)
17:25:00 <^bozoJim> and this doll I am making the body will be easy as I will cut the body out with 2 pieces of calico right sides together and sew them then turn them right side out
17:25:00 <^bozoJim> I think I wil,l be able to catch up, I think he will be at the Derrimut gym now
17:25:40 Join: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) to #sydney
17:26:00 <^bozoJim> someone gave me a doll, its head if soff but otherise in tact so I will make another body for it and fix it for them
17:27:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Naw that's so kind
17:27:00 <^bozoJim> I will replace the cheap made body with a calico one and stuff it with cottom waste
17:27:18 <^bozoJim> hello Devil45
17:27:21 <^bozoJim> hugs HellFury
17:27:55 * ^bozoJim gets Exo to swallow a piece of sodium to see if he explodes
17:28:00 <^bozoJim> and do some work on a very rough dress she has on and try to make it look better or get similar material and make another
17:28:00 <^bozoJim> the slevveless ends of the dress are raw finished and not sewn off
17:28:00 <^bozoJim> I am not sure if I can fix but can pattern and make a new one
17:28:09 Part: o_ ([email protected]) from #sydney
17:28:33 <Sutekh> that didnt take long Jim re: the violence ;p
17:28:44 <^bozoJim> hekllo Sutekh
17:28:50 <Sutekh> :D
17:29:05 <^bozoJim> violent, you need sodium in the body as it is an electrolyte
17:29:17 <Sutekh> haha yeah yeah
17:29:27 <Devil45> [15:54] <Exo> violence against men, australia says no
17:29:41 <^bozoJim> it just happens to be a aqua reactive alkali metal
17:29:53 <^bozoJim> but there is men and there is Exo
17:29:55 <^bozoJim> lol
17:30:00 <^bozoJim> I do like to keep my tactile senses going with fabric craft, woodwork and pottery
17:30:44 <PandasDontDrive> lol Devil45
17:30:55 <PandasDontDrive> Nobody seems to like the men that stand up for their rights.
17:31:00 <^bozoJim> as I progress with Ruby I will get pics as I have a new phone that does a great job of them
17:31:00 <beagle> i bought a new phone
17:31:00 <beagle> a cheapie
17:31:00 <beagle> but it plays grand theft auto
17:31:07 <PandasDontDrive> even the LGBT community are sick of gay white men.
17:31:14 <PandasDontDrive> Turning on their own.
17:31:45 <Devil45> fair point
17:31:47 <Devil45> theres jim
17:32:00 <beagle> vice city
17:32:00 <beagle> and san andreas
17:32:00 <British^Meat> BEAGLE
17:32:00 <British^Meat> ITS BEAGLE
17:32:00 <British^Meat> I SEE YOU BEAGLE
17:32:00 <^bozoJim> I have an iphone XR
17:32:00 <beagle> https://www.paltalk.com/g2/paltalk/1497868231 here go there talk to china vag shes from sydney
17:32:10 <^bozoJim> yes it is
17:32:11 <PandasDontDrive> It's like Joker said in the dark knight about everyone eating eachother
17:32:26 <^bozoJim> and watch when Exo does appeat I will get trout slapped
17:32:32 <PandasDontDrive> Give it enough time that LGBTQI will drop
17:32:34 <Devil45> hes gone to get some food
17:32:40 <Devil45> and b1rd pinged out
17:32:45 <^bozoJim> ok
17:32:50 Quit: HellFury ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
17:32:52 <Devil45> maybe some trouts too
17:32:55 <PandasDontDrive> prob pervin on some nice bird
17:33:00 <British^Meat> oh god
17:33:00 <British^Meat> u arent still on that shit r u ?
17:33:00 <British^Meat> thats not one of your bisexual rooms is it?
17:33:01 <Devil45> if i know b1rd
17:33:03 <^bozoJim> who is he having over to drug and put in his dungeon
17:33:06 <Devil45> he will be doing a lot of perving
17:33:09 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
17:33:19 <PandasDontDrive> He is a good guy though.
17:33:26 <Devil45> when hes not being trolled hes ok
17:33:35 <Devil45> but someone always winds him up somewhere
17:33:49 <Devil45> so he reacts. and you see it.
17:34:14 <^bozoJim> if it violence between me and Exo or is it two friends picking on each other
17:34:24 <^bozoJim> for the sake of itr
17:34:27 <^bozoJim> -r
17:39:02 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
17:39:02 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(2340) 2. Cosmic^Girl(1227) 3. katatonic_kate00(1099) 4. e|f(713) 5. Devil45(703) 6. ^bozojim(682) 7. b1rd(648) 8. Moonie(630) 9. PandasDontDrive(468) 10. chris`(409)
17:39:16 <^bozoJim> wow and I am told I am a motor mouth'
17:39:39 <^bozoJim> look at Exo dominate me and I have no way of getting to him tonight
17:40:00 <^bozoJim> :)
17:40:20 Join: Nero ([email protected]) to #sydney
17:42:38 Join: Student ([email protected]) to #sydney
17:44:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Ooh half time! Better dry my hair. Brb
17:45:00 <^bozoJim> hb
17:51:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [2h18m46s]
17:53:00 <^bozoJim> wlcome back HellFury
17:53:00 <HellFury> ty
17:58:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Baaaack
17:58:00 <flammable> Hi Chicago
17:59:00 <^bozoJim> welcome back Cosmic^Girl
17:59:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Taaa :)
18:00:00 <^bozoJim> I even found a metre of nice lace to use for Ruby
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18:01:00 <^bozoJim> It is amazing what is in the bottom of this box I am going through stuff I had forgotten I had
18:02:00 <^bozoJim> jello Devil45
18:02:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I learnt to sew a few years ago. I nailed it, got a fabric obsession, then I got sick of it!
18:03:00 <^bozoJim> yes
18:03:00 <^bozoJim> I do not do it daily as I want to enjoy it and not lose the fun in it
18:04:00 <Devil45> jello?
18:04:00 <^bozoJim> hello even
18:04:00 <Devil45> theres a jello wrestling match and i missed it?
18:04:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmmm jello
18:04:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Actually, disregard. I don't like jelly
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18:05:00 <Devil45> jelly goes well with irc cream
18:05:00 <Devil45> ice*
18:05:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmm only if you have tonsilitis!
18:05:00 <Devil45> good point
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18:09:00 <Cosmic^Girl> So...I have a question!
18:09:00 <^bozoJim> rtttttttttttkjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiayes
18:09:00 <^bozoJim> oops
18:09:00 <^bozoJim> yes
18:09:00 <e|f> ...
18:10:00 <Devil45> got a question - just ask jim
18:10:00 <Cosmic^Girl> There are 64 people in here. And over my past few weeks here I have noticed that this is a pretty standard number here.
18:10:25 <^bozoJim> hello gecko\
18:11:00 <^bozoJim> it is
18:11:00 <Devil45> some of the nicks idle a lot
18:11:00 <Cosmic^Girl> So....why is it that only like....5-10 of these people speak?
18:11:00 <e|f> some would be bots
18:11:00 <e|f> some would be idlers
18:11:00 <Devil45> a handful are bots
18:11:00 <^bozoJim> as some do not chat a lot different time zones
18:11:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Why would there be a bot?
18:11:00 <e|f> to record stuff, perform actions for other people
18:11:00 <e|f> stuff like that
18:12:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Right
18:12:00 <Devil45> ill show you what e|f means by a bot.
18:12:00 <Cosmic^Girl> No idea why you would need to do that...but anyway!
18:12:00 <Devil45> !top10 kicks
18:12:00 <e|f> and yea, some people are in different time zones
18:12:00 <e|f> so when some other chatting, others may be asleep or away etc
18:12:00 <^bozoJim> and some are protectors of the channel
18:12:00 <Devil45> yup
18:13:00 <^bozoJim> and can perform certain functions
18:13:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I do only usually come on here at night. So I guess my research is flawed somewhat
18:13:00 <^bozoJim> like banning and coming
18:13:00 <Devil45> there are chanops here who look after the chatters and keep the trolls under control.
18:13:00 <e|f> yeah, you have to do the research
18:13:00 <e|f> irc is serious business
18:13:00 <^bozoJim> if you do not know it is a valid question
18:13:00 <e|f> takes years to master
18:13:00 <flammable> 14. I got a drone!
18:13:00 <flammable> Oops. I got a drone!
18:13:00 <Devil45> e|f irc doesnt have to be serious
18:13:00 <^bozoJim> nice one flammable
18:13:00 <e|f> :D
18:13:00 <Devil45> some folks take irc too seriously
18:14:00 <e|f> they do
18:14:00 <^bozoJim> I thought it was where we cna talk and have some fun
18:14:00 <Devil45> :P
18:14:00 <e|f> lol flammable
18:14:00 <Cosmic^Girl> oOPS e|f
18:14:00 <Devil45> knowing jim thats what we would all hope for - a place for folks to get together chat and have fun :)
18:14:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Hawt
18:14:00 <Devil45> not always the way but we try
18:15:00 <^bozoJim> yes we do
18:15:00 <flammable> ^bozoJim i didn't know you had any innocent parts
18:15:00 <^bozoJim> thank you flammable :)
18:15:00 <Devil45> oh jim does
18:15:00 <Devil45> they are guaranteed against defects for the next 20 years
18:15:00 <flammable> Hi Devil45
18:15:00 <flammable> Ha
18:15:00 <Devil45> theres flammable highly flammable :)
18:16:00 <flammable> 7,4va-WOOMPH!!
18:16:00 <^bozoJim> awww
18:17:00 <^bozoJim> and notice I am behaving myself and as yet have not over taken Exo in the stats
18:17:00 <Chicago> :P
18:17:00 <^bozoJim> yet I have just over forty minuts to do so
18:17:00 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
18:17:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(2529) 2. ^bozojim(2118) 3. Cosmic^Girl(1469) 4. katatonic_kate00(1099) 5. e|f(950) 6. Devil45(836) 7. b1rd(648) 8. Moonie(630) 9. PandasDontDrive(468) 10. chris`(409)
18:18:00 <^bozoJim> and I am stil over four hundred words behind and it is still a long way
18:18:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Why 40 minutes?
18:18:00 <Cosmic^Girl> That's very specific!
18:18:00 <^bozoJim> as teh bot resets at 10pm our time
18:18:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Ohhh
18:18:00 <Devil45> i thought the reset had been done
18:18:00 <^bozoJim> well give or take a couple of minutes from rounding
18:18:00 <^bozoJim> no it is 8pm our winter
18:18:00 <Devil45> ive often said its not a contest
18:19:00 <^bozoJim> 9pm in spring and 10pm in our summer
18:19:00 <Devil45> anyone can be in top 10
18:19:00 <^bozoJim> it is not it is Exo and me picking on each other
18:19:00 <Devil45> news to me. chris never mentioned seasonal differences
18:19:00 <^bozoJim> they do occur
18:19:00 <^bozoJim> as it is in the US and changes with the time changes
18:19:00 <Devil45> i know thursday will suck
18:19:00 <Devil45> 41°
18:20:00 <^bozoJim> yikes
18:20:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Yuck!
18:20:00 <Devil45> stinking hot
18:20:00 <Cosmic^Girl> There's a few hot ones coming up in Melbs too I think
18:20:00 <^bozoJim> ok that has my bobbins all have tehir clips on them now to stop then umrathelling
18:20:00 <Devil45> but thats adelaide for you ;p
18:20:00 <^bozoJim> and that way we could get a few warm to hot ones down here too
18:21:00 <^bozoJim> yes Adelaide does get up and I can say that having grown up on the Adelaide Plains at Smithfield
18:21:00 <Devil45> at least the hot days are spread
18:21:00 <^bozoJim> true
18:21:00 <Devil45> not a week long heatwave but next week will be 30s every day
18:22:00 <^bozoJim> I can remember when I was at primary school in the early seventies we had 2 weeks above 98F
18:22:00 <Cosmic^Girl> This is not good news
18:23:00 <^bozoJim> and when I was at school we only had fans no air con in the pre fabs and the ccooling was windows open fan on and fire escape open
18:23:00 <^bozoJim> and we had to ahve over 100f for 3 days straight to get out an hour early
18:23:00 <Cosmic^Girl> What's 100f?
18:24:00 <^bozoJim> 37.9C
18:24:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Yuck
18:24:00 <^bozoJim> did get warm those days
18:24:00 <Devil45> 104 is 40 something
18:24:00 <^bozoJim> yes it is
18:24:00 <Cosmic^Girl> God damn I am tired tonight!
18:25:00 <^bozoJim> and pits one of his quilts over her
18:25:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Naw thanks!
18:25:00 <^bozoJim> puts
18:25:00 <Devil45> jim made that pillow
18:25:00 <^bozoJim> I made the pillow case on it
18:25:00 <Devil45> be a bit warm for a quilt this time of year though
18:25:00 <^bozoJim> it is a light one
18:26:00 <^bozoJim> as opposed to the heavier ones I have
18:26:00 <Cosmic^Girl> It's not overly warm in Melbs
18:26:00 <Devil45> has it got teddy bears on it?
18:26:00 <^bozoJim> that one has butterflies
18:26:00 <^bozoJim> the good winter one has teddies on it
18:26:00 <Devil45> mmm
18:27:00 <^bozoJim> and for the life size baby doll I am making that too will have teddies on its quilt
18:27:00 <^bozoJim> teddies and alphabet
18:27:00 <Devil45> theres no end to your talent jim
18:27:00 <Devil45> =D
18:27:00 <^bozoJim> they are the easier ones to make
18:28:00 <Devil45> its like e|f with his coding - do what is easy for you.
18:28:00 <^bozoJim> something like a barjello or dresden quilt are technicla and hard
18:28:00 <^bozoJim> I can code a bit and it gives me a break from doing the handicrafts
18:29:00 <^bozoJim> and as I said I hope over the next week I get this doll made and an outfit for her
18:29:00 <e|f> ^bozoJim would have a good memory for algorithms and stuff, me thinks
18:29:00 <^bozoJim> yes I do
18:29:00 <^bozoJim> when I was in high school I got into trouble being able to do trigonometry in my head
18:29:00 <e|f> can you do calender calculations
18:29:00 <e|f> like
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18:30:00 <^bozoJim> I can do weeks and days
18:30:00 <e|f> if i asked you what day of the week it was on June 11, 1972
18:30:00 <^bozoJim> I cannot do that easy
18:30:00 <e|f> i can't remember the algo myself but i have seen it
18:30:00 <e|f> yeah
18:30:00 <^bozoJim> I have too
18:30:00 <^bozoJim> and that is interesting as well
18:30:00 <^bozoJim> not one I do often
18:30:00 <e|f> yup
18:30:28 <HellFury> fking blind as a bat coz of chlorine
18:30:39 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
18:31:00 <^bozoJim> when I am making and designign stuff all those figures are done in my head
18:31:00 <e|f> :)
18:31:00 <^bozoJim> I actually enjoy doing it it keeps my brain active and going
18:31:00 <Devil45> e|f reckons i kind of know music - at least some bands and artists
18:31:27 <Student> how did you get chlorine?
18:32:00 <Devil45> but e|f knows programming
18:32:00 <Devil45> and jim is good with his hands
18:32:00 <Devil45> he makes things
18:33:00 <e|f> :D
18:33:31 <HellFury> i went for a 3 hr swim?
18:33:42 <HellFury> how else would you get chlorine in your eyes
18:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> cleaning
18:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> :o
18:34:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Nup, I'm not good at that
18:34:00 <Devil45> i was going to say to Cosmic^Girl - everyone is good at something
18:34:00 <Devil45> whatever it is
18:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> cooking?
18:34:00 <Devil45> no matter how big or small
18:34:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Mm I'm okay at cooking, but I don't like it
18:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> pish
18:34:00 <Devil45> sounds like flammable - doesnt like cooking either
18:34:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm an amazing dancer!
18:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> Drinking wine and juggling children?
18:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> Is you?
18:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> video time!
18:35:00 <^bozoJim> I love cooking
18:35:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I love baking...because I get to lick the bowl of deliciousness
18:35:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Cooking though....meh
18:36:00 <Devil45> and to think we get bombarded with jamie oliver gordon ramsay and justine schofield
18:37:00 <Devil45> plus a zillion other cooking shows
18:37:00 <PandasDontDrive> Baking is for half arsed people
18:37:00 <PandasDontDrive> that ought to go the whole arse!
18:37:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm half arsed about cooking
18:37:00 <Cosmic^Girl> So I'll bake!
18:37:00 <PandasDontDrive> quarter arse cook
18:37:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Totally
18:37:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
18:37:13 <Student> by drinking?
18:37:20 <HellFury> i swam dickhead
18:37:23 <HellFury> use your head
18:37:39 <HellFury> and my eyes are cloudy as so just stop being a dim wit
18:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> Look ok
18:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> we are just going to take this frozen chicken and shove it in a pan and set the temp to 180
18:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> and fuck off
18:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> for four hours
18:38:00 <e|f> cooking is sort of an art and science
18:38:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Ew
18:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> TWO MOVIES!
18:38:00 <Cosmic^Girl> That sounds gross
18:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> Then you cook!
18:38:22 * HellFury mutters and goes to get air con from sibling outside adn then go back down GC with Jedstars phone
18:38:38 <^bozoJim> yikes
18:39:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I made nachos tonight. I make pretty fucking great nachos
18:39:00 <PandasDontDrive> I read fucking nachos and got ideas
18:39:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur fault.
18:39:00 <Cosmic^Girl> You can't fuck nachos
18:39:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Because that's just weird
18:39:00 <e|f> yeah i got my certificate III in microwave cookery from TAFE or whatever
18:39:00 <e|f> big achievement
18:39:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Ooooh yes please!
18:39:00 <PandasDontDrive> Must be a Mexican video says otherwise.
18:39:32 <^bozoJim> I found the old kit I though I had lost for Ruby
18:39:39 <^bozoJim> so I can make her up
18:40:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL e|f rofl
18:40:00 <PandasDontDrive> fml
18:40:00 <^bozoJim> complete with his kit
18:40:00 <PandasDontDrive> I studying farming at Coles
18:40:00 <Sutekh> some of those microwaves are difficult to operate, i mean i pressed the wrong button and the door opened
18:40:00 <HellFury> ignore the spelling mistakes but anyone got any idea how to remove strong chlorine from eyes
18:41:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Jim will know!
18:41:00 <HellFury> i just had a shower and my eyes are still cloudy as fuck
18:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> Did someone just try to kidnap you
18:41:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Eye drops?
18:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh, chlorine. soz
18:41:00 <HellFury> if i know where they are
18:41:00 <HellFury> lol
18:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> Wash your eyes
18:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> with warm water
18:41:00 <Devil45> rinse with warm water and repeat every half hour
18:41:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Eye drops and close them?
18:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> and otherwise go see gp or hospital.
18:42:00 <e|f> HellFury flush your eyes with warm water for a few minutes
18:42:00 <HellFury> seems the pool dicks put in too much chlorine in pool and nwo im stuck
18:42:00 <e|f> then repeat
18:42:00 <Devil45> i said that
18:42:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Do you usually wear goggles?
18:42:00 <^bozoJim> you need to flush your eyes with fresh water
18:42:00 <e|f> if no improvement, head to the doctor
18:42:00 <PandasDontDrive> like e|f said
18:42:00 <HellFury> lemme find stronger eyes
18:42:00 <HellFury> im struggling
18:42:00 <PandasDontDrive> warm water HellFury
18:42:00 <PandasDontDrive> just go do that
18:42:00 <Devil45> i said it before e|f did pandas
18:42:00 <^bozoJim> tepid not overly warm
18:42:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^
18:42:00 <^bozoJim> the less chlorine in it the better
18:42:00 <Devil45> not hot water
18:43:00 <Devil45> lukewarm - as jim says
18:43:00 <Devil45> :)
18:43:00 <^bozoJim> as reticulated water also has chlorine in it to disenfect it
18:43:00 <PandasDontDrive> Devil45 you are too sexy 4 me tonight
18:43:00 <Devil45> baby warm temperature
18:43:00 <PandasDontDrive> punctuations!
18:43:00 <PandasDontDrive> !
18:43:00 <PandasDontDrive> SEE
18:43:00 <PandasDontDrive> "baby warm" that's code bro
18:43:00 <PandasDontDrive> jj
18:43:00 <Devil45> blink a few times with the warm water
18:43:00 <HellFury> got pat to read screen
18:43:00 <HellFury> i'll try the warm water mehtod
18:44:00 <HellFury> oops method
18:44:00 <Devil45> repeat every half hour
18:44:00 <Devil45> :D
18:44:00 <HellFury> and i touch type
18:44:00 <HellFury> lol
18:44:00 <^bozoJim> lol
18:44:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
18:44:00 <Devil45> if no improvement do as e|f suggests head to a doc or hospital
18:44:00 <PandasDontDrive> au revoir
18:44:00 <Devil45> there. covered.
18:44:00 <HellFury> i had a 3 yr old hanging off arm and splashing water into my eyes
18:44:00 <Devil45> i dont think you want to do that pandas
18:44:00 <PandasDontDrive> :S
18:44:00 <^bozoJim> yikes
18:45:00 <Devil45> because the wife just read that
18:45:00 <Devil45> shes like who the hell is pandas?
18:45:00 <^bozoJim> if it is anythign like our local council run swimming pool it is horrid
18:45:00 <Devil45> i said to her 'thats josh hes got a sense of humour'
18:45:00 <^bozoJim> as that pool is over chlorinated
18:45:00 <Devil45> always joshing she said
18:45:00 <Devil45> ;p
18:45:00 <Sutekh> You been peeing in the pool again Jim?
18:45:00 <^bozoJim> no I have not
18:45:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Jim is a gentleman
18:45:00 <Sutekh> haha
18:46:00 <^bozoJim> nowadays they have dye in it that goes a nice colour oif someone does
18:46:00 <^bozoJim> yes see I am a gentleman Sutekh
18:46:00 <Sutekh> not what the ladies tell me when ur in PM jimbo ;p
18:46:00 <^bozoJim> and I do chat in channel and behave myself
18:46:33 <+Exo> loooooooooooooool @ ^bozoJim
18:46:43 * Exo grabs the garden hose and sprays the ground to soften it up in anticipation for ^bozoJim's dirt nap
18:47:00 <e|f> jim is someone with principles
18:47:00 <e|f> that much is clear
18:47:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Fucking Melbourne City fuck fuck
18:47:00 <Sutekh> e|f, yep win stats at all costs :D
18:47:04 <^bozoJim> lool @ Exo
18:47:15 <^bozoJim> good evening Exo
18:47:22 <+Exo> evening jimmoi
18:47:33 <^bozoJim> I see you are so caring to wet the ground for your iown dirt nap
18:47:42 <+Exo> how was your day scrooge
18:47:51 <^bozoJim> my day was good thank you
18:48:00 <e|f> heh
18:48:00 <^bozoJim> not always
18:48:00 <Sutekh> !ttop10
18:48:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(2643) 2. Exo(2529) 3. Cosmic^Girl(1626) 4. Devil45(1134) 5. katatonic_kate00(1099) 6. e|f(1052) 7. b1rd(648) 8. Moonie(630) 9. PandasDontDrive(617) 10. chris`(409)
18:48:00 <^bozoJim> I do talk in channel and if I win I win
18:48:00 <Devil45> exo lets jim win sometimes
18:48:00 <^bozoJim> and Exo and me play with each other to see who will tease the other to win
18:48:00 <^bozoJim> as we treat it as a game
18:48:00 <^bozoJim> if he wins, i get the crow bar
18:48:06 <^bozoJim> how was your final day of existance as we know it
18:48:27 <+Exo> why would it be my final day of existence
18:48:40 <^bozoJim> you will find out as the night progressesd
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18:49:00 <Devil45> if you win he gets the shovel
18:49:00 <^bozoJim> yes he does
18:49:00 <^bozoJim> but we have backed off belting each other up a lot of late
18:49:07 * ^bozoJim gets the trench digger out with the extra long boom and starts digging the dirt nap
18:49:16 <+Exo> how would you live if living was without me
18:49:28 <^bozoJim> it is ok Exo this is just to make sure it is big enough
18:50:00 <Devil45> only because you got sneaky
18:50:00 <Devil45> ;P
18:50:00 <Devil45> and clever ways to beat him
18:50:00 <Devil45> so youd win
18:50:00 <^bozoJim> only as we pick on each other other ways
18:50:00 <Devil45> he did say you and him are mates
18:50:00 <Devil45> so yea all in fun.
18:50:00 <^bozoJim> yes we are
18:50:00 <Devil45> not something that is actionable
18:50:02 <+Exo> are u coming to derrimut gym tonight jim to work out with the big boyz?
18:50:03 * ^bozoJim pays meticlous attention to detail making sure the bottom is super flat
18:50:20 <^bozoJim> If I was in Melbourne I would and show you up
18:50:44 * ^bozoJim dead lifts Exo with one hand
18:51:00 <^bozoJim> our running to top spot comes from a dead channel we decided to start picking on each other to get it moving
18:51:00 <^bozoJim> and from there who could get top spot
18:51:00 <Devil45> now others have gone silent.
18:51:08 <^bozoJim> then puts him down
18:51:51 * ^bozoJim gets Exo by the waist band and bicep curls him straight over his shoulder into a pile against the channel wall
18:52:00 <^bozoJim> they can join in
18:52:00 <^bozoJim> saves others doing all the talking
18:52:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I am crying over the football
18:52:00 <Devil45> i dont see any modes
18:52:00 <^bozoJim> or me
18:52:00 <^bozoJim> modes are off
18:52:00 <^bozoJim> trolls are either quiet or are on ignore
18:53:00 <Devil45> yea hardly any troll action
18:53:11 <^bozoJim> imagine how peaceful it will be being able to come on here without the worry of being attacked by Exo
18:53:39 <Bonny> have him charged then
18:53:46 <^bozoJim> hi Bonny
18:53:50 <+Exo> yes and by your boyfriend SkyFire lool
18:53:52 <Bonny> hello
18:53:54 <^bozoJim> nah it is all in fun
18:54:45 * Exo gives ^bozoJim a purple nurple
18:55:04 <^bozoJim> thank you Exo
18:55:16 * ^bozoJim slaps Exo upside of the head
18:55:19 <^bozoJim> take that
18:55:33 Nick: HuckleberryFinn is now known as woolworths
18:56:10 <^bozoJim> I am happy I fould the missing kkit today
18:56:14 Nick: woolworths is now known as BlackDevilIsAFaggot
18:56:27 Part: BlackDevilIsAFaggot ([email protected]) from #sydney
18:56:29 * ^bozoJim it is amazing how things end up in the very bottom of the stash box
18:57:23 <^bozoJim> so I can start and make it up christmas day for somethign to do
18:57:38 <^bozoJim> and Exo you would like her
18:57:51 <^bozoJim> Her name is Ruby and a blionde with long hair
18:58:00 <Sutekh> !ttop10
18:58:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(2767) 2. Exo(2529) 3. Cosmic^Girl(1632) 4. Devil45(1194) 5. katatonic_kate00(1099) 6. e|f(1052) 7. b1rd(648) 8. Moonie(630) 9. PandasDontDrive(617) 10. chris`(409)
18:58:16 <+Exo> are u trying to get me a hooker for xmas again
18:58:24 <+Exo> sorry mate i don't swing that way
18:58:33 <+Exo> can't live your lifestyle
18:58:49 <^bozoJim> no I am not
18:58:51 <Student> :)
18:59:00 <flammable> ^bozoJim the chatterbox
18:59:10 <coles> ^bozoJim is horny
18:59:12 Join: Chicago ([email protected]) to #sydney
18:59:14 <^bozoJim> I do not remember trying to ever get youa hooker
18:59:23 <coles> HellFury gets horny too from time to time
18:59:30 <^bozoJim> as anyone in their right mind would take one look at you and run
18:59:42 <+Exo> yes
18:59:45 <+Exo> run towards me
18:59:51 <+Exo> trying to get my autograph
19:00:00 <Sutekh> :(
19:00:00 <HellFury> :P
19:00:00 <HellFury> ol mary the blow up doll will get jealous
19:00:00 <Sutekh> want me to throw more chlorine in ur eyes ;p
19:00:10 <+Exo> thinking i was david beckham
19:00:21 <^bozoJim> remember you need the brown paper bag over your head when you go out to stop people askign you if you are elephant mans brother'
19:00:31 <coles> ^bozoJim likes grandma porn
19:01:00 <+Exo> they call me the elephant mans brother but not for the reason you are thinking
19:01:00 <HellFury> fuck no
19:01:00 <HellFury> im doing the warm water technique
19:01:00 <HellFury> thank god i touch type lol
19:01:00 <HellFury> its slowly clearing
19:01:00 <e|f> just head to a doctor if that fails
19:01:07 * Exo elephant slaps ^bozoJim
19:01:24 * ^bozoJim knocks the viagra out of Exos mouth
19:01:52 <Student> gay stuff.
19:02:00 <HellFury> yeah pat suggested going to bed and see if that worke too
19:02:00 <e|f> though you might have a long wait time in ER if you go there for that
19:02:00 <HellFury> works lol
19:02:00 <HellFury> i'm clearly blind
19:02:00 <e|f> they have to service people who have been stabbed or whatever first
19:02:00 <HellFury> i could crash early anyway
19:02:00 <HellFury> i have heat/sun stroke
19:02:12 <coles> ^bozoJim likes viagra
19:02:25 <^bozoJim> but Exo you told me in PM only last week the o nly time you will be hard is when rigomortis sets in
19:02:52 <+Exo> need to hit up some more oysters for testosterone
19:03:00 <^bozoJim> yuck
19:03:00 <HellFury> and burnt
19:03:00 <e|f> lol nice
19:03:00 <HellFury> did i spell that right
19:03:08 <^bozoJim> I cannot have any bivalves
19:03:52 <^bozoJim> I am allergic to them
19:04:00 <e|f> yep
19:04:00 <HellFury> yeah across back and onto face
19:04:00 <e|f> perfecto
19:04:00 <HellFury> phew
19:04:00 <HellFury> that means its starting to clear
19:04:00 <Sutekh> nurse nurse!
19:04:50 <+Exo> really?
19:05:00 <e|f> i remember one time i took a relative to ER... we waited all night
19:05:00 <e|f> by the time we were seen it was like 9 AM
19:05:22 <^bozoJim> yes
19:05:49 <^bozoJim> oysters, clams, pippies, mussels, abolone, scallops, cockles
19:05:53 <^bozoJim> that group
19:06:00 <e|f> could've just slept at home and waited instead
19:06:00 <Sutekh> e|f, mate are u Americanised :D
19:06:00 <e|f> fuck no
19:06:00 <Sutekh> do we have ERs ;p
19:06:07 <e|f> have you been allergic your whole life?
19:06:16 Join: o_ ([email protected]) to #sydney
19:06:22 <+Exo> wb o_
19:06:37 <+Exo> ahh that sucks jimmoi
19:06:48 <+Exo> missing out buddy
19:07:00 <e|f> heh
19:07:18 <^bozoJim> I know but I c annot have them
19:07:40 <^bozoJim> I was out at dinner one night had a scallop and was rather green rather fast
19:08:00 <Sutekh> ;/
19:09:00 <HellFury> if you tip me Suktoe i'll smack your bottom
19:09:00 <Devil45> suktoe?
19:09:32 <+Exo> when did u find out you were allergic
19:10:00 <HellFury> yeah Sucktoe
19:10:00 <Sutekh> wtf
19:10:00 <Sutekh> HellFury abusing me again
19:10:00 <HellFury> too lazy to type full name
19:10:00 <HellFury> lol
19:10:00 <HellFury> not even started
19:10:00 <HellFury> and im still blind
19:10:07 <^bozoJim> that time
19:10:13 <^bozoJim> as I had never had before
19:10:25 <^bozoJim> was sort of embarassing
19:10:39 <+Exo> nothing to be embarrassed about
19:10:54 <^bozoJim> having to make a very quick dash to the loo
19:11:49 <+Exo> up to that point you had never had any bivalves before?
19:12:00 <Exo> good evening guys and dolls
19:12:00 <Sutekh> evening Exo
19:12:16 <^bozoJim> ne ver
19:12:38 <^bozoJim> as I just had other types of fish and prawms
19:12:50 <^bozoJim> and moreton bay bugs
19:13:00 <^bozoJim> yavbbies
19:13:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey Exo :D
19:13:00 <HellFury> sexo
19:13:00 <Exo> yooo Sutekh Cosmic^Girl HellFury ;-)
19:13:10 <^bozoJim> and crab
19:13:17 <^bozoJim> I am fine with all of them
19:13:22 <+Exo> do you have a lot of experience cooking seafood
19:13:47 <^bozoJim> yes I have
19:14:00 <^bozoJim> just never had the bi valves before to even handle or cook
19:14:00 <Exo> how we all doin tonight
19:14:00 <Exo> no work slacker?
19:14:00 <^bozoJim> wb Exo
19:14:00 <Exo> thanks jimmoi
19:14:00 <Exo> hope you didn't miss me too much
19:14:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Exo!
19:14:00 <^bozoJim> how does it feel in second place tonight
19:14:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Did you catch any of that game?
19:14:43 <^bozoJim> my friend I was out with who happens to eb a doctor she worked it out
19:14:51 <^bozoJim> and when I got back made sure I was ok
19:14:59 <^bozoJim> she had no touble with it
19:15:00 <Exo> no unfortunately, wanted to get home early to watch it but didn't happen
19:15:15 <^bozoJim> it is just some systems do not like certain things
19:16:00 <Cosmic^Girl> They equalised in the last 2 minutes! *cries*
19:16:00 <Exo> geez Mc equalised in injury time
19:16:04 <+Exo> yeh mate
19:16:15 <^bozoJim> the joys of being unique
19:16:37 <e|f> true
19:16:47 <e|f> hard to pin something like that down to anything but the person
19:17:00 <Exo> was checking the scores earlier and pretty sure we had it
19:17:00 <Devil45> slacker - no thats not me
19:17:08 <^bozoJim> yes
19:17:35 <+Exo> absolutely
19:17:35 <^bozoJim> I know I have GI issues with teh Autism as we all do in some area
19:17:51 <^bozoJim> and I do have to watch what I eat hence I cook so much myself
19:18:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I could almost punch Scott Jamieson in the face
19:18:12 <e|f> i've had stuff doctors say to me i'm a good healer
19:18:19 <^bozoJim> ok
19:18:21 <e|f> no further extrapolation of that possible
19:18:28 <e|f> it's just... i'm a good healer
19:18:32 <e|f> one of those people
19:18:41 <^bozoJim> I know when I had my trabeculectomy
19:18:51 <^bozoJim> it failed as I am a good healer
19:19:00 <Devil45> who is he
19:19:00 <Exo> sensed a bad omen with hondas withdrawal
19:19:00 <Cosmic^Girl> He plays for Melbourne City Devil45
19:19:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Haaaaaaate
19:19:00 <Devil45> never heard of him
19:19:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Yeah, I hope he's okay actually
19:19:05 <e|f> yea
19:19:17 <^bozoJim> as I am young, male, have an excellent immune system and advanced glaucoma
19:19:46 <e|f> yep
19:19:55 <^bozoJim> that si despit them using anti metobite aka chemo drugs to try to stop the healing
19:20:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWX_RzR73ac
19:20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Melbourne City vs Melbourne Victory 1-1 | Highlighs & All Goals HD | Full Match| A league 22/12/2018 (Dec 22, 2018) Length: 11:26 - Category: Sports - 21 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
19:20:20 <^bozoJim> was tehir only chance to do it
19:20:22 <e|f> chemotherapy is awful stuff
19:20:27 <e|f> wouldn't wish it on anyone
19:20:36 <^bozoJim> and let a registar do it to give him the chance
19:20:41 <^bozoJim> it is
19:21:11 <^bozoJim> with all my eye issues I have had some chemo stuff to try to fix the eye issues
19:21:26 <^bozoJim> 5-FU, Lucentis, Avastin
19:21:47 <^bozoJim> awful stuff
19:22:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I can't watch it again :P
19:22:00 <Exo> weeeeeeeeee had it
19:22:00 <kookaburra> Your roof survived cosmic girl?
19:22:00 <Exo> evening beehhhhh
19:22:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I already threw my water bottle
19:22:00 <kookaburra> Here it's almost midday
19:22:00 <Exo> g'day Skirmish
19:22:00 <Devil45> and jim caught it
19:22:00 <Exo> haha
19:22:00 <Exo> throwing a water bottle is not dramatic enough
19:22:00 <Skirmish> Gday
19:22:00 <Devil45> throwing a shoe is
19:22:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I also had a tantrum
19:22:00 <Cosmic^Girl> And cried
19:22:00 <kookaburra> A lot of roof damaged in nsw lastnite
19:22:00 <Exo> it's alright
19:22:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm not in NSW kookaburra :P
19:22:10 <e|f> yea
19:22:10 <^bozoJim> maybe small doses but builds up in the system
19:22:34 <^bozoJim> and hiow they dont call it chemo in that circumstance
19:23:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Ahhh life's okay
19:23:00 <kookaburra> Are you neighbour to skirmish, watch out from him if i were you
19:23:00 <Skirmish> Nobody had their roof damaged you munted bangladeshi.
19:23:05 <^bozoJim> for the cystoid macul edema they call it anti-VEGF
19:23:35 <^bozoJim> anti vascular epitheial growth factor medicationm
19:23:53 <e|f> i see
19:23:56 <^bozoJim> aka avastin
19:24:00 <kookaburra> Visit London, planty of jobs here cosmic girl
19:24:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I don't need a job?
19:24:00 <kookaburra> Good internet speed here
19:24:00 <Exo> London would be a great place to travel to
19:24:00 <Exo> but beehhh is there
19:24:00 <Devil45> yea
19:24:00 <Exo> so gotta weigh the pros and cons
19:24:00 <Devil45> you wouldnt want to live there if hes there
19:24:00 <kookaburra> I ain't leaving here this time again
19:24:14 <e|f> be nice if they find better treatments for it soon
19:24:19 <^bozoJim> yes
19:24:44 <^bozoJim> for me, my retinitis pifgmentosa was left and is why I have the CME
19:24:52 <^bozoJim> as it is final stage of the disease
19:25:00 <kookaburra> I hear voices in my head....they talk to me....they understand
19:25:00 <Exo> im happy with the 10,497 mi buffer zone
19:25:00 <Exo> 3f4l3a4m3M4m3m4m3a4B3l4e
19:25:07 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
19:25:08 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(2529) 2. ^bozojim(1376) 3. Cosmic^Girl(1227) 4. katatonic_kate00(1099) 5. e|f(784) 6. Devil45(703) 7. b1rd(648) 8. Moonie(630) 9. PandasDontDrive(468) 10. chris`(409)
19:25:30 <^bozoJim> still over one thousand word behind
19:25:49 <e|f> bout half of Exo's
19:25:55 <e|f> little bit less
19:26:00 <Devil45> highly combustible - shes flammable
19:26:00 <kookaburra> I cried a little when isee the brids dying
19:26:00 <flammable> 13,1exXxXxXXxXxXXxXXxo
19:26:00 <flammable> Devil45 the devil himself!
19:26:00 <Devil45> yup
19:26:02 <e|f> brb
19:26:02 <lx> ciao for now e|f...
19:26:04 <^bozoJim> yes
19:26:38 <^bozoJim> that is ok I will let him win tonight I cannot have him spitting the dummy every night
19:27:00 <Devil45> devil in satan sheets
19:27:00 <kookaburra> Not for long till his roof survived
19:27:00 <Devil45> no naked flame
19:28:00 <^bozoJim> lol
19:28:00 <kookaburra> I guess you guys can't blame me anymore of your fires, where i was a victim of hineous crimes
19:28:00 <Devil45> you werent a victim you were found guilty beehh
19:29:00 <kookaburra> Whatever floats ya boats, go fix ya roof
19:29:00 <Exo> didn't know you were an arsonist kookaburra
19:29:00 <kookaburra> Now you know
19:29:00 <^bozoJim> he is one of the best
19:29:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Did you get deported?
19:30:00 <kookaburra> Alien will hail your cities from a semi-regid craft
19:30:00 <^bozoJim> lol
19:30:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Naww you're the best
19:30:00 <Exo> kookaburra is still looking for an aussie wife
19:31:00 <Devil45> lots of luck with that one
19:31:00 <^bozoJim> I thought he was after a lady boy
19:31:00 <Exo> i heard Mei aka MzMvp was available
19:31:00 <Devil45> hes got one
19:31:00 <kookaburra> Trans wife this time around, but yes
19:31:00 <HellFury> ah look its cockaburra
19:31:00 <kookaburra> 43 and coming out
19:31:00 <^bozoJim> yes it is
19:31:00 <HellFury> wonder how much cock he gobbled today
19:31:00 <HellFury> i mean
19:31:00 <Exo> Cosmic^Girl if someone with that nickname ever messages you, don't respond or put them on ignore
19:31:19 <e|f> set up a bot under your nick or whatever to message this chan every couple of minutes with shakespeare quotes
19:31:22 <e|f> you'd win every time
19:31:34 * e|f laughs
19:31:34 Join: cocojumbo ([email protected]) to #sydney
19:31:37 <Sutekh> haha e|f
19:31:45 <e|f> or bible quotes
19:31:56 <Sutekh> Yeah bible quotes are good
19:32:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh yeah, I think I strumbled across them on one of my first days
19:32:00 <kookaburra> Phillipines has the best trans
19:32:00 <Devil45> and theres a courtesy rule - ask before you pm (not a chan rule)
19:32:00 <Devil45> that way if someone else says no dont be offended
19:32:14 <e|f> yea :)
19:32:34 <Sutekh> let he who without sin cast the first stone
19:32:55 <e|f> so... nobody?
19:33:00 <Exo> what's the courtesty rule for sexting
19:33:00 <kookaburra> None ya business hellfury n her strapon gang
19:33:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh I pm Exo randomly alllll the time
19:33:00 <Devil45> make sure shes available exo
19:33:00 <Devil45> and over 18
19:33:00 <Devil45> here we go
19:33:00 <Devil45> be nice beehh
19:33:00 <kookaburra> Ladyboys are even better in bed
19:33:00 <Exo> yep besides Cosmic, not many people pm me
19:33:06 <Sutekh> yup
19:33:10 <e|f> heh
19:33:11 <Sutekh> damn hey
19:33:12 <e|f> yea
19:33:21 <Sutekh> i like chucking rocks
19:33:33 <e|f> :D
19:34:00 <kookaburra> Better than women
19:34:00 <Exo> they must be intimidated by my triceps
19:34:00 <^bozoJim> as if they do he cones them
19:34:00 <Devil45> maybe its the exo skeleton
19:34:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Oops!
19:34:00 <Devil45> they are awe inspired
19:34:00 <Exo> it's buff exo now
19:34:00 <Devil45> and want pics
19:34:00 <kookaburra> Skirmish go change ya job to a roof s
19:34:00 <Devil45> last warning beehh
19:34:00 <kookaburra> Roof apprenticeship
19:34:47 <Sutekh> crazy world
19:35:00 <Devil45> be nice.
19:35:00 <^bozoJim> I heard that people see Exo in the street and laugh at him
19:35:00 <kookaburra> Im being nice u 🙊🙈🙉
19:35:27 <e|f> no doubt
19:36:01 <e|f> "I can calculate the motion of the heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people." -- Isaac Newton
19:36:44 <Sutekh> haha
19:37:00 <kookaburra> Backstabbers
19:37:00 <Devil45> suggesting HellFury is part of a strapon gang isnt being nice beehh
19:37:00 <^bozoJim> or is that when he ahs a skin full and trying to chat up a light pole or fire hydrant
19:37:00 <Devil45> then abusing skirmish who hadnt said a word
19:37:00 <Exo> * Skirmish ([email protected]) has left #sydney
19:37:00 <Devil45> then skirmish left
19:37:00 <kookaburra> She is a secret lesbian cock lover
19:37:00 <Devil45> who is
19:37:00 <kookaburra> Face undercover
19:37:36 <Sutekh> he would love this channel then
19:37:59 Join: SkyFire ([email protected]) to #sydney
19:38:00 <Exo> wb Skirms
19:38:00 <kookaburra> Your mom is
19:38:00 <flammable> Exo-muscles
19:38:00 <flammable> Your new nick
19:38:00 <Devil45> my mother is deceased you idiot
19:38:00 <Exo> i like it!
19:38:00 <^bozoJim> wow Exo you are on here did you miss out on going out tonight
19:38:00 <Exo> hopefully it will catch on
19:38:00 <Skirmish> Thanks Exo. Great to be back.
19:38:00 <kookaburra> No hellfury is ya new mom
19:38:00 <flammable> Exo you must be weak i weigh nothing
19:38:00 <Exo> kookaburra has been hitting up cones again
19:38:00 <Devil45> what a peanut
19:38:00 <flammable> Up your game!
19:38:00 <Exo> i would benchpress skyfire or pong but they are not around
19:38:00 <Devil45> and thats how trolls are handled Cosmic^Girl :)
19:38:00 <Cosmic^Girl> And....GO
19:38:00 <flammable> Oh my. Hello there Cosmic^Girl
19:38:00 <Exo> eassssy
19:38:00 <^bozoJim> lol
19:38:00 <Exo> can do at least 12 reps
19:38:00 <^bozoJim> with a feather Exo?
19:38:00 <Devil45> exo could press 50 shovels jim
19:38:00 <Devil45> with one hand
19:38:15 <Sutekh> hey SkyFire
19:38:38 * gecko puts SkyFire in a safe and locks it
19:39:00 <Exo> here we go, jimmy jelly of my strength again
19:39:00 <^bozoJim> lol
19:39:00 <Devil45> ok i exaggerate a bit but he can lift
19:39:00 <Exo> ^bozoJim do you even lift bruh?
19:39:00 <^bozoJim> yes I do
19:39:00 <Exo> groceries don't count
19:40:00 <^bozoJim> I do gym in town
19:40:00 <^bozoJim> the gym here costsd $200 a year
19:40:00 <Exo> you told me the other day you did home gym
19:40:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I lift!
19:40:00 <Skirmish> Nobody does jim. Thats why you are here flooding chat.
19:40:00 <Devil45> exo could pick up the rock?
19:40:00 <^bozoJim> lol
19:40:00 <Exo> filling up 1 litre milk bottles with water and using them as dumbbells
19:40:00 <^bozoJim> I am not like you
19:40:17 <e|f> he would be perplexed by this channel at times, i'm sure
19:40:26 <SkyFire> hi Sutekh
19:40:27 <e|f> utterly confunded
19:40:29 Part: gecko ([email protected]) from #sydney
19:40:46 * SkyFire grabs an M16 and goes hunting for gecko
19:41:00 <Devil45> you can do that?
19:41:00 <Devil45> wow i should try that
19:41:00 <Exo> according to google, the rock weighs about 118kg
19:41:00 <Skirmish> Fat fuck.
19:41:00 <Devil45> thats not too bad for a guy who wrestled
19:41:00 <Devil45> he who must not be named ;p weighs 4 times that.
19:41:30 <SkyFire> that gecko is one dead gecko when I find it
19:42:00 <Exo> could easily deadlift that
19:42:00 <Skirmish> Probably had a sub 10% body fat too the obese asshole.
19:42:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Mate, this testosterone is just too much
19:42:00 <Exo> Cosmic^Girl, has your leg recovered yet?
19:43:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmmm I ran 7kms today. It went okay! It had 2 rest days so maybe that helped
19:43:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm not into cocktails for a long time
19:43:00 <^bozoJim> it wou,ld have
19:44:21 <Sutekh> irc these days seems to be for the mentally ill for sure e|f
19:44:43 Join: Cosmic^Girl ([email protected]) to #sydney
19:44:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cosmic^Girl
19:44:50 <e|f> well
19:44:57 <SkyFire> hi Cosmic^Girl
19:44:58 <British^Meat> haha
19:45:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I hurt my ankle on Thursday night, so that was a bit proppy...but overall, I survived!
19:45:00 <Exo> let it fully recover before you go hard out again
19:45:01 <British^Meat> "these days"
19:45:03 <British^Meat> gawd
19:45:08 <Cosmic^Girl> Helllllooooo everyone :D
19:45:14 <e|f> The general rule on about people on IRC seems to be: attractive, single, mentally-stable. Choose two.
19:45:25 <Sutekh> lol
19:46:05 <Sutekh> Cosmic^Girl, dont ban me Ok? ;p
19:46:08 * SkyFire curls up in his corner alone, (well almost alone - has the M16 for company) - hehehe
19:46:14 * Cosmic^Girl body slams Sutekh
19:46:20 <Sutekh> wah
19:46:32 * SkyFire watches
19:53:52 * Student watches wwe action.
19:54:02 * Cosmic^Girl watches the football
19:54:22 <Student> big balls.
19:55:03 Join: Wh0MadeWh0 ([email protected]) to #sydney
19:55:06 <^bozoJim> hello Cosmic^Girl
19:55:11 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey ^bozoJim :D
19:55:33 * SkyFire kisses Cosmic^Girl on the lips
19:55:39 <SkyFire> hehehe
19:55:40 <^bozoJim> sorry I missed you when you came in
19:55:47 <^bozoJim> I was lookign for some calico
19:56:28 <Cosmic^Girl> For your sequins?
19:56:34 <^bozoJim> no
19:56:48 <^bozoJim> to make the doll to make the sequin dress for
19:56:57 <Cosmic^Girl> Cute!
19:56:59 <^bozoJim> as I found a missing kit I thought I had lost
19:57:09 <^bozoJim> was in the very bottom of my stash
19:57:14 * SkyFire tickles Cosmic^Girl
19:57:23 * Cosmic^Girl kicks SkyFire
19:57:31 <SkyFire> yah missed
19:57:36 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh I don't miss :P
19:57:36 <Student> Cosmic^Girl is a famous character in here.
19:57:39 <^bozoJim> her name is Ruby has blue eyes and long blonde hair
19:57:47 <SkyFire> you did
19:57:53 * Sutekh slaps Wh0MadeWh0 around a bit with a large trout
19:58:45 <^bozoJim> and I will make her up between now and new year
19:59:22 <^bozoJim> I will not use calico for the sequins I have enough good fabric here as wella s some stuff for a petticoat
19:59:53 <Student> :)
20:00:19 <^bozoJim> someone has challenged me to design the clothes for a kit and I am using ehr for it
20:00:23 <^bozoJim> so it is game on
20:01:47 <Cosmic^Girl> As if challenge you to something like that
20:02:15 Part: coles ([email protected]) from #sydney
20:02:33 Join: flammable ([email protected]) to #sydney
20:02:35 <^bozoJim> I do like it
20:02:48 <^bozoJim> I will have to pattern the outfits from scratch
20:02:51 <^bozoJim> hello flammable
20:03:51 <flammable> Hey ^bozoJim
20:06:43 <^bozoJim> I printed off the body pattern glues it on card board to cut out tomorrow and start making
20:07:20 Part: SkyFire ([email protected]) from #sydney
20:08:29 <e|f> if your eyes were better... you should've been a watch maker
20:08:30 <Chicago> welcome flammable
20:09:19 <Cosmic^Girl> I also have terrible eyes!
20:12:48 Part: Wh0MadeWh0 ([email protected]) from #sydney
20:15:10 <Student> how would you define terrible eyes? small eyes?
20:15:20 <Cosmic^Girl> Haha no, I mean, seeing eyes
20:15:36 <^bozoJim> eye see?
20:15:56 <Cosmic^Girl> I have astigmatism? Glasses make things so much prettier!
20:16:07 <^bozoJim> they do
20:16:15 <^bozoJim> as it can be corrected with them
20:16:50 <^bozoJim> I have always had coke bottle bottom glasses before they no longer worked
20:17:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Yes! Things are slightly blurry without them. But not to the point that I can't see if I don't wear them
20:17:13 <^bozoJim> it was good as if I broke a lens i could break a coke bottle and replace it
20:17:44 <^bozoJim> I have not been able to use glasses since 2003
20:17:52 <^bozoJim> as they no longer work
20:18:29 <Cosmic^Girl> Soooo, how do you see to make all your fabulous things?
20:18:38 Nick: cocojumbo is now known as HuckleberryFinn
20:18:46 <^bozoJim> a lot of what I do is by feel
20:18:56 <^bozoJim> and I do have a good sense of colour
20:19:20 <^bozoJim> and for tracing and patterns I haved embossing pens that give me a raised line on material I cut along
20:19:26 <^bozoJim> and for quilting
20:20:02 <^bozoJim> I line fabric sides and ends up by hand pin them and sew them using a 1/4 foot to guide me and I feel the material against it
20:20:34 <^bozoJim> I also have a magnetic guide for other sems I put the material against and feel it against it
20:21:11 <^bozoJim> if I have a problem ia m not sure about I get oen of my sighted friends to check it for me
20:21:13 <Cosmic^Girl> Snazzy!
20:21:24 <Cosmic^Girl> That makes you extra clever
20:21:31 <^bozoJim> and tactile touch in fabric craft is better than seeing
20:21:54 <^bozoJim> you can get it nice and snug without worrying about slooking
20:22:10 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
20:22:12 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(2529) 2. ^bozojim(1736) 3. Cosmic^Girl(1319) 4. katatonic_kate00(1099) 5. e|f(889) 6. Devil45(703) 7. b1rd(648) 8. Moonie(630) 9. PandasDontDrive(468) 10. chris`(409)
20:22:29 <^bozoJim> ok I am now in striking distance of Exo before reset
20:22:52 <Cosmic^Girl> Well he's not here, so surely you're catching up ;)
20:23:22 <^bozoJim> and this doll I am making the body will be easy as I will cut the body out with 2 pieces of calico right sides together and sew them then turn them right side out
20:23:47 <^bozoJim> I think I wil,l be able to catch up, I think he will be at the Derrimut gym now
20:24:34 <^bozoJim> someone gave me a doll, its head if soff but otherise in tact so I will make another body for it and fix it for them
20:25:12 <Cosmic^Girl> Naw that's so kind
20:25:16 <^bozoJim> I will replace the cheap made body with a calico one and stuff it with cottom waste
20:25:50 <^bozoJim> and do some work on a very rough dress she has on and try to make it look better or get similar material and make another
20:26:15 <^bozoJim> the slevveless ends of the dress are raw finished and not sewn off
20:26:34 <^bozoJim> I am not sure if I can fix but can pattern and make a new one
20:28:18 <^bozoJim> I do like to keep my tactile senses going with fabric craft, woodwork and pottery
20:29:12 <^bozoJim> as I progress with Ruby I will get pics as I have a new phone that does a great job of them
20:29:35 <beagle> i bought a new phone
20:29:38 <beagle> a cheapie
20:29:46 <beagle> but it plays grand theft auto
20:29:52 <beagle> vice city
20:29:55 <beagle> and san andreas
20:30:08 <British^Meat> BEAGLE
20:30:09 <British^Meat> ITS BEAGLE
20:30:12 <^bozoJim> I have an iphone XR
20:30:12 <British^Meat> I SEE YOU BEAGLE
20:30:44 <beagle> https://www.paltalk.com/g2/paltalk/1497868231 here go there talk to china vag shes from sydney
20:31:00 <British^Meat> oh god
20:31:05 <British^Meat> u arent still on that shit r u ?
20:31:17 <British^Meat> thats not one of your bisexual rooms is it?
20:37:39 * Cosmic^Girl yawns
20:38:30 * ^bozoJim sits in the channel quiet area and makes room for Cosmic^Girl
20:38:40 * Cosmic^Girl sits next to ^bozoJim
20:38:47 <^bozoJim> :)
20:42:28 <Cosmic^Girl> Ooh half time! Better dry my hair. Brb
20:43:06 <^bozoJim> hb
20:47:27 Part: HuckleberryFinn ([email protected]) from #sydney
20:49:24 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [2h18m46s]
20:50:47 <^bozoJim> wlcome back HellFury
20:50:54 <HellFury> ty
20:55:48 <Cosmic^Girl> Baaaack
20:56:12 <flammable> Hi Chicago
20:57:26 <^bozoJim> welcome back Cosmic^Girl
20:57:31 <Cosmic^Girl> Taaa :)
20:58:37 <^bozoJim> I even found a metre of nice lace to use for Ruby
20:59:09 <^bozoJim> It is amazing what is in the bottom of this box I am going through stuff I had forgotten I had
21:00:07 Join: Devil45 ([email protected]) to #sydney
21:00:09 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Devil45
21:00:19 <^bozoJim> jello Devil45
21:00:24 <Cosmic^Girl> I learnt to sew a few years ago. I nailed it, got a fabric obsession, then I got sick of it!
21:01:07 <^bozoJim> yes
21:01:23 <^bozoJim> I do not do it daily as I want to enjoy it and not lose the fun in it
21:01:52 <Devil45> jello?
21:02:05 <^bozoJim> hello even
21:02:09 <Devil45> theres a jello wrestling match and i missed it?
21:02:15 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmmm jello
21:02:29 <Cosmic^Girl> Actually, disregard. I don't like jelly
21:02:53 <Devil45> jelly goes well with irc cream
21:02:55 <Devil45> ice*
21:03:03 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmm only if you have tonsilitis!
21:03:15 <Devil45> good point
21:06:11 Part: chris` ([email protected]) from #sydney
21:07:02 <Cosmic^Girl> So...I have a question!
21:07:20 <^bozoJim> rtttttttttttkjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiayes
21:07:27 <^bozoJim> oops
21:07:31 <^bozoJim> yes
21:07:46 <e|f> ...
21:07:51 <Devil45> got a question - just ask jim
21:08:42 <Cosmic^Girl> There are 64 people in here. And over my past few weeks here I have noticed that this is a pretty standard number here.
21:08:54 <^bozoJim> it is
21:08:58 <Devil45> some of the nicks idle a lot
21:08:59 <Cosmic^Girl> So....why is it that only like....5-10 of these people speak?
21:09:06 <e|f> some would be bots
21:09:10 <e|f> some would be idlers
21:09:11 <Devil45> a handful are bots
21:09:14 <^bozoJim> as some do not chat a lot different time zones
21:09:15 <Cosmic^Girl> Why would there be a bot?
21:09:36 <e|f> to record stuff, perform actions for other people
21:09:41 <e|f> stuff like that
21:09:49 <Cosmic^Girl> Right
21:09:57 <Devil45> ill show you what e|f means by a bot.
21:09:59 <Cosmic^Girl> No idea why you would need to do that...but anyway!
21:10:02 <Devil45> !top10 kicks
21:10:03 <StatsOP> Top10(kicks): 1. ChanOP(1264) 2. Devil45(65) 3. Glenn(60) 4. Exo(50) 5. Sutekh(48) 6. Kezzie(36) 7. HellFury(3) 8. Zade(1) 9. Cath^(1) 10. JedStar(1)
21:10:14 <e|f> and yea, some people are in different time zones
21:10:28 <e|f> so when some other chatting, others may be asleep or away etc
21:10:39 <^bozoJim> and some are protectors of the channel
21:10:45 <Devil45> yup
21:10:47 <^bozoJim> and can perform certain functions
21:10:52 <Cosmic^Girl> I do only usually come on here at night. So I guess my research is flawed somewhat
21:10:53 <^bozoJim> like banning and coming
21:11:06 <Devil45> there are chanops here who look after the chatters and keep the trolls under control.
21:11:06 <e|f> yeah, you have to do the research
21:11:11 <e|f> irc is serious business
21:11:16 <^bozoJim> if you do not know it is a valid question
21:11:19 <e|f> takes years to master
21:11:21 <flammable> . I got a drone!
21:11:27 <flammable> Oops. I got a drone!
21:11:31 <Devil45> e|f irc doesnt have to be serious
21:11:32 <^bozoJim> nice one flammable
21:11:35 <e|f> :D
21:11:40 <Devil45> some folks take irc too seriously
21:11:45 * flammable uses it to spy on e|f
21:11:47 <e|f> they do
21:11:50 <^bozoJim> I thought it was where we cna talk and have some fun
21:11:52 * Devil45 says yea im guilty of that sometimes
21:11:53 * Cosmic^Girl spies on flammable spying on Exo
21:11:54 <Devil45> :P
21:11:57 <e|f> lol flammable
21:11:59 <Cosmic^Girl> oOPS e|f
21:12:13 * flammable is prancing about naked... Scars Cosmic^Girl for life!
21:12:29 <Devil45> knowing jim thats what we would all hope for - a place for folks to get together chat and have fun :)
21:12:31 * ^bozoJim covers his innocent eyes and ears
21:12:32 <Cosmic^Girl> Hawt
21:12:45 <Devil45> not always the way but we try
21:12:52 <^bozoJim> yes we do
21:12:54 <flammable> ^bozoJim i didn't know you had any innocent parts
21:13:04 <^bozoJim> thank you flammable :)
21:13:15 <Devil45> oh jim does
21:13:29 <Devil45> they are guaranteed against defects for the next 20 years
21:13:31 <flammable> Hi Devil45
21:13:35 <flammable> Ha
21:13:38 <Devil45> theres flammable highly flammable :)
21:13:54 <flammable> va-WOOMPH!!
21:14:36 <^bozoJim> awww
21:15:10 <^bozoJim> and notice I am behaving myself and as yet have not over taken Exo in the stats
21:15:19 <Chicago> :P
21:15:27 <^bozoJim> yet I have just over forty minuts to do so
21:15:31 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
21:15:32 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(2529) 2. ^bozojim(2118) 3. Cosmic^Girl(1469) 4. katatonic_kate00(1099) 5. e|f(950) 6. Devil45(836) 7. b1rd(648) 8. Moonie(630) 9. PandasDontDrive(468) 10. chris`(409)
21:15:53 <^bozoJim> and I am stil over four hundred words behind and it is still a long way
21:16:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Why 40 minutes?
21:16:09 <Cosmic^Girl> That's very specific!
21:16:11 <^bozoJim> as teh bot resets at 10pm our time
21:16:17 <Cosmic^Girl> Ohhh
21:16:22 <Devil45> i thought the reset had been done
21:16:28 <^bozoJim> well give or take a couple of minutes from rounding
21:16:39 <^bozoJim> no it is 8pm our winter
21:16:42 <Devil45> ive often said its not a contest
21:16:50 <^bozoJim> 9pm in spring and 10pm in our summer
21:16:57 <Devil45> anyone can be in top 10
21:17:06 <^bozoJim> it is not it is Exo and me picking on each other
21:17:11 <Devil45> news to me. chris never mentioned seasonal differences
21:17:20 <^bozoJim> they do occur
21:17:34 <^bozoJim> as it is in the US and changes with the time changes
21:17:36 <Devil45> i know thursday will suck
21:17:44 <Devil45> 41�
21:17:53 <^bozoJim> yikes
21:18:20 <Cosmic^Girl> Yuck!
21:18:25 <Devil45> stinking hot
21:18:28 <Cosmic^Girl> There's a few hot ones coming up in Melbs too I think
21:18:29 <^bozoJim> ok that has my bobbins all have tehir clips on them now to stop then umrathelling
21:18:43 <Devil45> but thats adelaide for you ;p
21:18:46 <^bozoJim> and that way we could get a few warm to hot ones down here too
21:19:14 <^bozoJim> yes Adelaide does get up and I can say that having grown up on the Adelaide Plains at Smithfield
21:19:34 <Devil45> at least the hot days are spread
21:19:42 <^bozoJim> true
21:19:46 <Devil45> not a week long heatwave but next week will be 30s every day
21:20:04 <^bozoJim> I can remember when I was at primary school in the early seventies we had 2 weeks above 98F
21:20:10 <Cosmic^Girl> This is not good news
21:20:59 <^bozoJim> and when I was at school we only had fans no air con in the pre fabs and the ccooling was windows open fan on and fire escape open
21:21:05 Part: beagle ([email protected]) from #sydney
21:21:18 Part: T-City ([email protected]) from #sydney
21:21:19 <^bozoJim> and we had to ahve over 100f for 3 days straight to get out an hour early
21:21:31 <Cosmic^Girl> What's 100f?
21:21:44 <^bozoJim> 37.9C
21:21:52 <Cosmic^Girl> Yuck
21:22:02 <^bozoJim> did get warm those days
21:22:19 <Devil45> 104 is 40 something
21:22:26 <Cosmic^Girl> God damn I am tired tonight!
21:22:26 <^bozoJim> yes it is
21:22:30 * Cosmic^Girl snores
21:22:40 * ^bozoJim gets a pillow for Cosmic^Girl
21:22:48 <^bozoJim> and pits one of his quilts over her
21:22:49 <Cosmic^Girl> Naw thanks!
21:22:54 <^bozoJim> puts
21:23:09 <Devil45> jim made that pillow
21:23:22 <^bozoJim> I made the pillow case on it
21:23:30 <Devil45> be a bit warm for a quilt this time of year though
21:23:39 <^bozoJim> it is a light one
21:23:48 <^bozoJim> as opposed to the heavier ones I have
21:23:49 <Cosmic^Girl> It's not overly warm in Melbs
21:23:50 <Devil45> has it got teddy bears on it?
21:24:07 <^bozoJim> that one has butterflies
21:24:22 <^bozoJim> the good winter one has teddies on it
21:24:30 <Devil45> mmm
21:24:57 <^bozoJim> and for the life size baby doll I am making that too will have teddies on its quilt
21:25:12 <^bozoJim> teddies and alphabet
21:25:19 <Devil45> theres no end to your talent jim
21:25:21 <Devil45> =D
21:25:30 <^bozoJim> they are the easier ones to make
21:25:50 <Devil45> its like e|f with his coding - do what is easy for you.
21:25:53 <^bozoJim> something like a barjello or dresden quilt are technicla and hard
21:26:14 <^bozoJim> I can code a bit and it gives me a break from doing the handicrafts
21:26:51 <^bozoJim> and as I said I hope over the next week I get this doll made and an outfit for her
21:26:57 <e|f> ^bozoJim would have a good memory for algorithms and stuff, me thinks
21:27:04 <^bozoJim> yes I do
21:27:24 <^bozoJim> when I was in high school I got into trouble being able to do trigonometry in my head
21:27:31 <e|f> can you do calender calculations
21:27:34 <e|f> like
21:27:50 <^bozoJim> I can do weeks and days
21:27:51 <e|f> if i asked you what day of the week it was on June 11, 1972
21:28:08 <^bozoJim> I cannot do that easy
21:28:10 <e|f> i can't remember the algo myself but i have seen it
21:28:15 <e|f> yeah
21:28:17 <^bozoJim> I have too
21:28:23 <^bozoJim> and that is interesting as well
21:28:27 <^bozoJim> not one I do often
21:28:30 <e|f> yup
21:28:53 <^bozoJim> when I am making and designign stuff all those figures are done in my head
21:29:38 <e|f> :)
21:29:40 <^bozoJim> I actually enjoy doing it it keeps my brain active and going
21:29:46 <Devil45> e|f reckons i kind of know music - at least some bands and artists
21:29:52 Join: victoria ([email protected]) to #sydney
21:29:56 <Devil45> but e|f knows programming
21:30:10 <Devil45> and jim is good with his hands
21:30:32 <Devil45> he makes things
21:30:54 <e|f> :D
21:31:06 Part: Chicago ([email protected]) from #sydney
21:31:13 * Cosmic^Girl wonders what she's good at
21:31:15 * Devil45 has known jim on here for almost 8 years
21:31:39 <PandasDontDrive> cleaning
21:31:40 <PandasDontDrive> :o
21:31:50 <Cosmic^Girl> Nup, I'm not good at that
21:31:52 <Devil45> i was going to say to Cosmic^Girl - everyone is good at something
21:31:57 <Devil45> whatever it is
21:31:59 <PandasDontDrive> cooking?
21:32:03 <Devil45> no matter how big or small
21:32:12 <Cosmic^Girl> Mm I'm okay at cooking, but I don't like it
21:32:18 <PandasDontDrive> pish
21:32:21 <Devil45> sounds like flammable - doesnt like cooking either
21:32:24 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm an amazing dancer!
21:32:28 <PandasDontDrive> Drinking wine and juggling children?
21:32:31 <PandasDontDrive> Is you?
21:32:32 * Cosmic^Girl busts some moves
21:32:44 <PandasDontDrive> video time!
21:32:48 <^bozoJim> I love cooking
21:33:35 <Cosmic^Girl> I love baking...because I get to lick the bowl of deliciousness
21:33:41 <Cosmic^Girl> Cooking though....meh
21:34:45 <Devil45> and to think we get bombarded with jamie oliver gordon ramsay and justine schofield
21:34:53 <Devil45> plus a zillion other cooking shows
21:35:00 <PandasDontDrive> Baking is for half arsed people
21:35:06 <PandasDontDrive> that ought to go the whole arse!
21:35:14 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm half arsed about cooking
21:35:19 <Cosmic^Girl> So I'll bake!
21:35:30 <PandasDontDrive> quarter arse cook
21:35:39 <Cosmic^Girl> Totally
21:35:42 <PandasDontDrive> lol
21:35:50 <PandasDontDrive> Look ok
21:36:10 <PandasDontDrive> we are just going to take this frozen chicken and shove it in a pan and set the temp to 180
21:36:12 <PandasDontDrive> and fuck off
21:36:23 <PandasDontDrive> for four hours
21:36:25 <e|f> cooking is sort of an art and science
21:36:27 <Cosmic^Girl> Ew
21:36:27 <PandasDontDrive> TWO MOVIES!
21:36:33 <Cosmic^Girl> That sounds gross
21:36:41 <PandasDontDrive> Then you cook!
21:36:53 <Cosmic^Girl> I made nachos tonight. I make pretty fucking great nachos
21:37:07 <PandasDontDrive> I read fucking nachos and got ideas
21:37:11 <PandasDontDrive> ur fault.
21:37:17 <Cosmic^Girl> You can't fuck nachos
21:37:20 * ^bozoJim offers to be Cosmic^Girls personal cook
21:37:23 <Cosmic^Girl> Because that's just weird
21:37:26 <e|f> yeah i got my certificate III in microwave cookery from TAFE or whatever
21:37:31 <e|f> big achievement
21:37:31 <Cosmic^Girl> Ooooh yes please!
21:37:33 <PandasDontDrive> Must be a Mexican video says otherwise.
21:37:48 <PandasDontDrive> LOL e|f rofl
21:37:57 * ^bozoJim teleports himself to Cosmic^Girls
21:37:57 <PandasDontDrive> fml
21:38:03 <^bozoJim> complete with his kit
21:38:12 <PandasDontDrive> I studying farming at Coles
21:38:42 <Sutekh> some of those microwaves are difficult to operate, i mean i pressed the wrong button and the door opened
21:38:46 <HellFury> ignore the spelling mistakes but anyone got any idea how to remove strong chlorine from eyes
21:38:59 <Cosmic^Girl> Jim will know!
21:39:00 <HellFury> i just had a shower and my eyes are still cloudy as fuck
21:39:05 <PandasDontDrive> Did someone just try to kidnap you
21:39:10 <Cosmic^Girl> Eye drops?
21:39:17 <PandasDontDrive> oh, chlorine. soz
21:39:19 <HellFury> if i know where they are
21:39:20 <HellFury> lol
21:39:22 <PandasDontDrive> Wash your eyes
21:39:28 <PandasDontDrive> with warm water
21:39:30 <Devil45> rinse with warm water and repeat every half hour
21:39:40 <Cosmic^Girl> Eye drops and close them?
21:39:40 <PandasDontDrive> and otherwise go see gp or hospital.
21:39:43 <e|f> HellFury flush your eyes with warm water for a few minutes
21:39:44 <HellFury> seems the pool dicks put in too much chlorine in pool and nwo im stuck
21:39:47 <e|f> then repeat
21:39:54 <Devil45> i said that
21:39:56 <Cosmic^Girl> Do you usually wear goggles?
21:40:01 <^bozoJim> you need to flush your eyes with fresh water
21:40:03 <e|f> if no improvement, head to the doctor
21:40:05 <PandasDontDrive> like e|f said
21:40:06 <HellFury> lemme find stronger eyes
21:40:09 <HellFury> im struggling
21:40:11 <PandasDontDrive> warm water HellFury
21:40:17 <PandasDontDrive> just go do that
21:40:20 <Devil45> i said it before e|f did pandas
21:40:22 <^bozoJim> tepid not overly warm
21:40:36 <PandasDontDrive> ^
21:40:41 <^bozoJim> the less chlorine in it the better
21:40:46 <Devil45> not hot water
21:40:51 <Devil45> lukewarm - as jim says
21:40:53 <Devil45> :)
21:40:58 <^bozoJim> as reticulated water also has chlorine in it to disenfect it
21:40:59 <PandasDontDrive> Devil45 you are too sexy 4 me tonight
21:41:05 <Devil45> baby warm temperature
21:41:08 <PandasDontDrive> punctuations!
21:41:11 <PandasDontDrive> !
21:41:16 <PandasDontDrive> SEE
21:41:26 <PandasDontDrive> "baby warm" that's code bro
21:41:29 <PandasDontDrive> jj
21:41:30 <Devil45> blink a few times with the warm water
21:41:34 <HellFury> got pat to read screen
21:41:43 <HellFury> i'll try the warm water mehtod
21:41:47 <HellFury> oops method
21:41:48 <Devil45> repeat every half hour
21:41:49 <Devil45> :D
21:41:53 <HellFury> and i touch type
21:41:53 <HellFury> lol
21:41:57 <^bozoJim> lol
21:42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
21:42:09 <Devil45> if no improvement do as e|f suggests head to a doc or hospital
21:42:10 <PandasDontDrive> au revoir
21:42:19 <Devil45> there. covered.
21:42:25 * PandasDontDrive sits on Devil45 head
21:42:27 <HellFury> i had a 3 yr old hanging off arm and splashing water into my eyes
21:42:38 <Devil45> i dont think you want to do that pandas
21:42:40 <PandasDontDrive> :S
21:42:46 <^bozoJim> yikes
21:42:49 <Devil45> because the wife just read that
21:42:55 <Devil45> shes like who the hell is pandas?
21:43:01 <^bozoJim> if it is anythign like our local council run swimming pool it is horrid
21:43:06 <Devil45> i said to her 'thats josh hes got a sense of humour'
21:43:09 <^bozoJim> as that pool is over chlorinated
21:43:17 <Devil45> always joshing she said
21:43:19 <Devil45> ;p
21:43:22 <Sutekh> You been peeing in the pool again Jim?
21:43:29 <^bozoJim> no I have not
21:43:37 <Cosmic^Girl> Jim is a gentleman
21:43:46 <Sutekh> haha
21:43:48 <^bozoJim> nowadays they have dye in it that goes a nice colour oif someone does
21:44:03 <^bozoJim> yes see I am a gentleman Sutekh
21:44:31 <Sutekh> not what the ladies tell me when ur in PM jimbo ;p
21:44:33 <^bozoJim> and I do chat in channel and behave myself
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21:44:57 <e|f> jim is someone with principles
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21:45:01 * ^bozoJim clicks his fingers and the ladies flock to me
21:45:01 * Cosmic^Girl throws her water bottle across the room
21:45:03 <e|f> that much is clear
21:45:21 <Cosmic^Girl> Fucking Melbourne City fuck fuck
21:45:25 * Cosmic^Girl has a tantrum
21:45:25 * ^bozoJim catches Cosmic^Girls water bottle and goes and erefills it for her
21:45:40 <Sutekh> e|f, yep win stats at all costs :D
21:45:48 <e|f> heh
21:45:51 <^bozoJim> not always
21:45:56 <Sutekh> !ttop10
21:45:59 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(2643) 2. Exo(2529) 3. Cosmic^Girl(1626) 4. Devil45(1134) 5. katatonic_kate00(1099) 6. e|f(1052) 7. b1rd(648) 8. Moonie(630) 9. PandasDontDrive(617) 10. chris`(409)
21:46:00 <^bozoJim> I do talk in channel and if I win I win
21:46:02 <Devil45> exo lets jim win sometimes
21:46:22 <^bozoJim> and Exo and me play with each other to see who will tease the other to win
21:46:31 <^bozoJim> as we treat it as a game
21:46:40 <^bozoJim> if he wins, i get the crow bar
21:46:55 <Devil45> if you win he gets the shovel
21:47:01 <^bozoJim> yes he does
21:47:28 <^bozoJim> but we have backed off belting each other up a lot of late
21:48:02 <Devil45> only because you got sneaky
21:48:04 <Devil45> ;P
21:48:13 <Devil45> and clever ways to beat him
21:48:19 <Devil45> so youd win
21:48:21 <^bozoJim> only as we pick on each other other ways
21:48:31 <Devil45> he did say you and him are mates
21:48:37 <Devil45> so yea all in fun.
21:48:38 <^bozoJim> yes we are
21:48:44 <Devil45> not something that is actionable
21:49:22 <^bozoJim> our running to top spot comes from a dead channel we decided to start picking on each other to get it moving
21:49:30 <^bozoJim> and from there who could get top spot
21:49:38 <Devil45> now others have gone silent.
21:49:48 <^bozoJim> they can join in
21:49:57 <^bozoJim> saves others doing all the talking
21:49:58 <Cosmic^Girl> I am crying over the football
21:49:58 <Devil45> i dont see any modes
21:50:08 <^bozoJim> or me
21:50:14 <^bozoJim> modes are off
21:50:25 <^bozoJim> trolls are either quiet or are on ignore
21:50:58 <Devil45> yea hardly any troll action
21:52:00 <chris`> hiya
21:53:00 <chris`> chow nei mai de omni ai
21:55:56 <Sutekh> !ttop10
21:55:58 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. ^bozojim(2767) 2. Exo(2529) 3. Cosmic^Girl(1632) 4. Devil45(1194) 5. katatonic_kate00(1099) 6. e|f(1052) 7. b1rd(648) 8. Moonie(630) 9. PandasDontDrive(617) 10. chris`(409)
21:57:18 <flammable> ^bozoJim the chatterbox
21:57:27 * HellFury bitch slaps Sutekh with a greasy wing wang and says smell the mouldy cheese Sutekh
21:58:00 <Sutekh> :(
21:58:05 <HellFury> :P
21:58:15 <HellFury> ol mary the blow up doll will get jealous
21:58:36 <Sutekh> want me to throw more chlorine in ur eyes ;p
21:59:12 <HellFury> fuck no
21:59:22 <HellFury> im doing the warm water technique
21:59:26 <HellFury> thank god i touch type lol
21:59:42 <HellFury> its slowly clearing
21:59:46 <e|f> just head to a doctor if that fails
21:59:50 * HellFury dumps chris in the pool
22:00:00 <HellFury> yeah pat suggested going to bed and see if that worke too
22:00:02 <e|f> though you might have a long wait time in ER if you go there for that
22:00:06 <HellFury> works lol
22:00:13 <HellFury> i'm clearly blind
22:00:23 <e|f> they have to service people who have been stabbed or whatever first
22:00:23 <HellFury> i could crash early anyway
22:00:32 <HellFury> i have heat/sun stroke
22:00:35 <HellFury> and burnt
22:00:40 <e|f> lol nice
22:00:40 <HellFury> did i spell that right
22:00:45 <e|f> yep
22:00:48 <HellFury> yeah across back and onto face
22:00:48 <e|f> perfecto
22:00:52 <HellFury> phew
22:00:58 <HellFury> that means its starting to clear
22:02:03 * Sutekh takes HellFury to the emergency dept in a wheelchair
22:02:45 <Sutekh> nurse nurse!
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22:03:23 <e|f> i remember one time i took a relative to ER... we waited all night
22:03:36 <e|f> by the time we were seen it was like 9 AM
22:03:53 <e|f> could've just slept at home and waited instead
22:04:16 <Sutekh> e|f, mate are u Americanised :D
22:04:25 <e|f> fuck no
22:04:39 <Sutekh> do we have ERs ;p
22:04:49 <e|f> heh
22:05:20 * HellFury grips said chair and farts when Sutekh brakes suddenly
22:06:36 <Sutekh> ;/
22:07:38 <HellFury> if you tip me Suktoe i'll smack your bottom
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22:07:46 <Devil45> suktoe?
22:07:53 <HellFury> yeah Sucktoe
22:07:58 <Sutekh> wtf
22:08:07 <Sutekh> HellFury abusing me again
22:08:11 <HellFury> too lazy to type full name
22:08:12 <HellFury> lol
22:08:15 <HellFury> not even started
22:08:18 <HellFury> and im still blind
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22:10:07 <+Exo> good evening guys and dolls
22:10:38 <Sutekh> evening Exo
22:10:48 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey Exo :D
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22:11:34 <HellFury> sexo
22:11:43 <+Exo> yooo Sutekh Cosmic^Girl HellFury ;-)
22:11:47 <+Exo> how we all doin tonight
22:11:50 * Exo slaps Devil45 around a bit with a large trout
22:11:58 <+Exo> no work slacker?
22:12:01 <^bozoJim> wb Exo
22:12:07 <+Exo> thanks jimmoi
22:12:12 <+Exo> hope you didn't miss me too much
22:12:19 <Cosmic^Girl> Exo!
22:12:20 <^bozoJim> how does it feel in second place tonight
22:12:26 <Cosmic^Girl> Did you catch any of that game?
22:12:39 * Exo slides over and sits next to Cosmic^Girl
22:12:41 * Cosmic^Girl cries
22:12:51 <+Exo> no unfortunately, wanted to get home early to watch it but didn't happen
22:13:53 <Cosmic^Girl> They equalised in the last 2 minutes! *cries*
22:14:02 <+Exo> geez Mc equalised in injury time
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22:14:53 <+Exo> was checking the scores earlier and pretty sure we had it
22:15:08 * Cosmic^Girl sighs
22:15:08 <Devil45> slacker - no thats not me
22:15:31 <Cosmic^Girl> I could almost punch Scott Jamieson in the face
22:16:55 <Devil45> who is he
22:17:08 <+Exo> sensed a bad omen with hondas withdrawal
22:17:19 <Cosmic^Girl> He plays for Melbourne City Devil45
22:17:23 <Cosmic^Girl> Haaaaaaate
22:17:25 <Devil45> never heard of him
22:17:35 <Cosmic^Girl> Yeah, I hope he's okay actually
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22:18:34 <+Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWX_RzR73ac
22:18:37 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Melbourne City vs Melbourne Victory 1-1 | Highlighs & All Goals HD | Full Match| A league 22/12/2018 (Dec 22, 2018) Length: 11:26 - Category: Sports - 21 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:18:49 <Cosmic^Girl> I can't watch it again :P
22:19:07 <+Exo> weeeeeeeeee had it
22:19:15 <kookaburra> Your roof survived cosmic girl?
22:19:22 * Exo looks for a table to flip
22:19:28 <+Exo> evening beehhhhh
22:19:37 <Cosmic^Girl> I already threw my water bottle
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22:19:43 <kookaburra> Here it's almost midday
22:19:51 <+Exo> g'day Skirmish
22:19:54 Part: Skirmish ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:19:55 <Devil45> and jim caught it
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22:19:56 <+Exo> haha
22:20:02 <+Exo> throwing a water bottle is not dramatic enough
22:20:04 <Skirmish> Gday
22:20:08 <Devil45> throwing a shoe is
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22:20:15 <Cosmic^Girl> I also had a tantrum
22:20:17 <Cosmic^Girl> And cried
22:20:34 <kookaburra> A lot of roof damaged in nsw lastnite
22:20:43 <+Exo> it's alright
22:20:44 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm not in NSW kookaburra :P
22:20:48 * Exo makes some mi goreng for Cosmic^Girl
22:21:01 <Cosmic^Girl> Ahhh life's okay
22:21:22 <kookaburra> Are you neighbour to skirmish, watch out from him if i were you
22:21:31 <Skirmish> Nobody had their roof damaged you munted bangladeshi.
22:21:46 <kookaburra> Visit London, planty of jobs here cosmic girl
22:21:53 <Cosmic^Girl> I don't need a job?
22:22:13 <kookaburra> Good internet speed here
22:22:22 <+Exo> London would be a great place to travel to
22:22:25 <+Exo> but beehhh is there
22:22:28 <Devil45> yea
22:22:29 <+Exo> so gotta weigh the pros and cons
22:22:36 <Devil45> you wouldnt want to live there if hes there
22:22:42 <kookaburra> I ain't leaving here this time again
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22:23:01 <kookaburra> I hear voices in my head....they talk to me....they understand
22:23:03 <+Exo> im happy with the 10,497 mi buffer zone
22:23:13 <+Exo> flamMmmmaBle
22:23:54 <Devil45> highly combustible - shes flammable
22:23:59 <kookaburra> I cried a little when isee the brids dying
22:24:10 <flammable> exXxXxXXxXxXXxXXxo
22:24:28 <flammable> Devil45 the devil himself!
22:24:44 <Devil45> yup
22:25:04 <Devil45> devil in satan sheets
22:25:05 <kookaburra> Not for long till his roof survived
22:25:06 * Exo puts up some fire hazard signs
22:25:28 * Cosmic^Girl yawns
22:25:42 <Devil45> no naked flame
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22:25:53 <^bozoJim> lol
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22:26:05 <kookaburra> I guess you guys can't blame me anymore of your fires, where i was a victim of hineous crimes
22:26:17 * ^bozoJim takes a seat in his angels corner
22:26:24 <Devil45> you werent a victim you were found guilty beehh
22:26:26 * Cosmic^Girl sits next to ^bozoJim
22:26:36 * ^bozoJim makes room for Cosmic^Girl
22:26:49 <kookaburra> Whatever floats ya boats, go fix ya roof
22:27:00 <+Exo> didn't know you were an arsonist kookaburra
22:27:16 <kookaburra> Now you know
22:27:16 <^bozoJim> he is one of the best
22:27:31 <Cosmic^Girl> Did you get deported?
22:27:56 * flammable tucks Cosmic^Girl into bed
22:28:10 <kookaburra> Alien will hail your cities from a semi-regid craft
22:28:18 * Sutekh slaps kookaburra around a bit with a cancelled Visa
22:28:24 <^bozoJim> lol
22:28:27 * flammable reads Cosmic^Girl a bedtime story
22:28:34 <Cosmic^Girl> Naww you're the best
22:28:36 <+Exo> kookaburra is still looking for an aussie wife
22:28:48 <Devil45> lots of luck with that one
22:28:52 <^bozoJim> I thought he was after a lady boy
22:29:01 <+Exo> i heard Mei aka MzMvp was available
22:29:01 <Devil45> hes got one
22:29:06 <kookaburra> Trans wife this time around, but yes
22:29:14 <HellFury> ah look its cockaburra
22:29:19 <kookaburra> 43 and coming out
22:29:21 <^bozoJim> yes it is
22:29:30 <HellFury> wonder how much cock he gobbled today
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22:29:33 <HellFury> i mean
22:29:34 <+Exo> Cosmic^Girl if someone with that nickname ever messages you, don't respond or put them on ignore
22:29:36 * HellFury sits cutely
22:29:53 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh yeah, I think I strumbled across them on one of my first days
22:30:19 <kookaburra> Phillipines has the best trans
22:30:34 <Devil45> and theres a courtesy rule - ask before you pm (not a chan rule)
22:30:44 <Devil45> that way if someone else says no dont be offended
22:30:58 <+Exo> what's the courtesty rule for sexting
22:31:00 <kookaburra> None ya business hellfury n her strapon gang
22:31:01 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh I pm Exo randomly alllll the time
22:31:08 <Devil45> make sure shes available exo
22:31:11 <Devil45> and over 18
22:31:27 <Devil45> here we go
22:31:30 <Devil45> be nice beehh
22:31:33 <kookaburra> Ladyboys are even better in bed
22:31:36 <+Exo> yep besides Cosmic, not many people pm me
22:31:45 <kookaburra> Better than women
22:31:48 <+Exo> they must be intimidated by my triceps
22:31:52 <^bozoJim> as if they do he cones them
22:31:57 <Devil45> maybe its the exo skeleton
22:32:03 <Cosmic^Girl> Oops!
22:32:08 <Devil45> they are awe inspired
22:32:09 <+Exo> it's buff exo now
22:32:12 <Devil45> and want pics
22:32:20 <kookaburra> Skirmish go change ya job to a roof s
22:32:27 <Devil45> last warning beehh
22:32:34 <kookaburra> Roof apprenticeship
22:32:49 <Devil45> be nice.
22:33:05 <^bozoJim> I heard that people see Exo in the street and laugh at him
22:33:09 <kookaburra> Im being nice u 🙊🙈🙉
22:33:33 <kookaburra> Backstabbers
22:33:46 <Devil45> suggesting HellFury is part of a strapon gang isnt being nice beehh
22:33:47 <^bozoJim> or is that when he ahs a skin full and trying to chat up a light pole or fire hydrant
22:34:03 <Devil45> then abusing skirmish who hadnt said a word
22:34:11 <+Exo> * Skirmish ([email protected]) has left #sydney
22:34:19 <Devil45> then skirmish left
22:34:24 <kookaburra> She is a secret lesbian cock lover
22:34:31 <Devil45> who is
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22:34:36 <kookaburra> Face undercover
22:34:39 <+Exo> wb Skirms
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22:34:43 <kookaburra> Your mom is
22:34:43 <flammable> Exo-muscles
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22:34:49 <flammable> Your new nick
22:34:54 <Devil45> my mother is deceased you idiot
22:34:56 <+Exo> i like it!
22:34:58 <^bozoJim> wow Exo you are on here did you miss out on going out tonight
22:35:00 <+Exo> hopefully it will catch on
22:35:04 <Skirmish> Thanks Exo. Great to be back.
22:35:05 * Exo benchpresses flammable
22:35:07 <kookaburra> No hellfury is ya new mom
22:35:10 Kick: kookaburra was kicked by Devil45 (you were warned about abuse. be nice or take a break.)
22:35:28 <flammable> Exo you must be weak i weigh nothing
22:35:32 <+Exo> kookaburra has been hitting up cones again
22:35:34 <Devil45> what a peanut
22:35:35 <flammable> Up your game!
22:35:43 * Cosmic^Girl lays on flammable
22:35:45 <+Exo> i would benchpress skyfire or pong but they are not around
22:35:46 <Devil45> and thats how trolls are handled Cosmic^Girl :)
22:35:46 <Cosmic^Girl> And....GO
22:36:04 <flammable> Oh my. Hello there Cosmic^Girl
22:36:06 <+Exo> eassssy
22:36:11 <^bozoJim> lol
22:36:11 <+Exo> can do at least 12 reps
22:36:22 <^bozoJim> with a feather Exo?
22:36:41 <Devil45> exo could press 50 shovels jim
22:36:45 <Devil45> with one hand
22:36:47 <+Exo> here we go, jimmy jelly of my strength again
22:36:56 <^bozoJim> lol
22:37:03 <Devil45> ok i exaggerate a bit but he can lift
22:37:11 * Exo benchpresses dwayne johnson
22:37:12 * ^bozoJim bicep curls Exo
22:37:23 <+Exo> ^bozoJim do you even lift bruh?
22:37:29 <^bozoJim> yes I do
22:37:41 <+Exo> groceries don't count
22:37:45 <^bozoJim> lol
22:37:50 <^bozoJim> I do gym in town
22:38:10 <^bozoJim> the gym here costsd $200 a year
22:38:15 * Cosmic^Girl lifts her hand and pops some pana chocolate in her mouth
22:38:17 <+Exo> you told me the other day you did home gym
22:38:18 <Cosmic^Girl> I lift!
22:38:24 <Skirmish> Nobody does jim. Thats why you are here flooding chat.
22:38:25 <Devil45> exo could pick up the rock?
22:38:26 <^bozoJim> lol
22:38:32 <+Exo> filling up 1 litre milk bottles with water and using them as dumbbells
22:38:43 <^bozoJim> I am not like you
22:38:55 <Devil45> you can do that?
22:39:01 <Devil45> wow i should try that
22:39:07 <+Exo> according to google, the rock weighs about 118kg
22:39:20 <Skirmish> Fat fuck.
22:39:24 <Devil45> thats not too bad for a guy who wrestled
22:39:43 <Devil45> he who must not be named ;p weighs 4 times that.
22:39:46 <+Exo> could easily deadlift that
22:39:54 <Skirmish> Probably had a sub 10% body fat too the obese asshole.
22:40:15 <Cosmic^Girl> Mate, this testosterone is just too much
22:40:29 * Cosmic^Girl hangs out with flammable
22:40:36 <+Exo> Cosmic^Girl, has your leg recovered yet?
22:40:51 * Exo takes the cocktail from Cosmic^Girl
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22:41:15 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmmm I ran 7kms today. It went okay! It had 2 rest days so maybe that helped
22:41:26 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm not into cocktails for a long time
22:41:26 <^bozoJim> it wou,ld have
22:41:59 <Cosmic^Girl> I hurt my ankle on Thursday night, so that was a bit proppy...but overall, I survived!
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22:42:31 <+Exo> let it fully recover before you go hard out again
22:42:55 <Cosmic^Girl> I did 6kms for a few days, had 2 off, did 7 today. I might stick with 7 for a bit
22:43:01 <Cosmic^Girl> And try 10 after xmas
22:43:03 <Devil45> you should be here during the day when im normally here Cosmic^Girl - lots more 'testosterone' then
22:43:18 <Devil45> a lot of 'guy chat'
22:43:23 <Devil45> but some days its quiet
22:43:32 <+Exo> need to get some new songs for gym for the ipod, sick of eye of the tiger
22:43:42 <Cosmic^Girl> Haha Foo Fighters!
22:43:51 <Devil45> how about stephen cummings exo - gymnasium song
22:44:00 Nick: British^Meat is now known as B^M^A
22:44:03 <Devil45> ex sports lead singer
22:44:19 <+Exo> haha open to all suggestions
22:44:20 <^bozoJim> In the mood?
22:44:34 <+Exo> i would love to get into calisthenics
22:44:37 <^bozoJim> I got the right one for you Exo
22:44:44 <Devil45> how about money for nothing
22:44:50 <Devil45> dire straits yea
22:44:56 <^bozoJim> Al jolson, Hallelujah, I'm a bum again
22:45:04 <Skirmish> My favourite gym song is step up by drowning pool.
22:45:11 <Skirmish> Gets you pumped.
22:45:16 <Cosmic^Girl> Dire Straits best song is Romeo and Juliet!
22:45:23 <Devil45> nah too slow
22:45:25 <+Exo> no jim i don't want no john farnham
22:45:31 <Cosmic^Girl> Nawww it's cute!
22:45:47 <^bozoJim> my gym music is all traditional jazz
22:45:50 <Devil45> i didnt say it sucked. just too slow for a gym workout
22:45:59 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh I'm past gym workouts
22:46:15 * Devil45 secretly puts age of reason on exo ipad and blames jim
22:46:16 <+Exo> it sure does Skirmish
22:46:24 <Devil45> ipod*
22:46:45 <+Exo> loll @ traditional jazz
22:46:47 <Skirmish> I imagine jim in te corner of the gym arm curling a bench seat because he’s blind and cant find the free weight rack.
22:47:05 <Devil45> ok exo how about rain by dragon
22:47:23 <Devil45> if youre into fast workout routines
22:47:27 <^bozoJim> and some new jazz with it
22:47:28 <Devil45> that would go
22:47:37 <Devil45> and mi-sex
22:47:38 <^bozoJim> some Dave Bubek is good
22:47:53 <Devil45> nothing slow or soppy.
22:48:04 <+Exo> most your songs are vinyl records aren't they jimmy
22:48:11 <Devil45> 78s
22:48:14 <Skirmish> 8 tracks
22:48:15 <Devil45> kidding jim.
22:48:23 <Devil45> 8 track didnt really take off here
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22:48:45 <^bozoJim> nope
22:48:51 <kookaburra> https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/5569/welsh-cakes
22:48:59 <Skirmish> Jim made his own out of ring pulls off cans, a rubber band and sa 9v battery.
22:49:00 <^bozoJim> I have some gramophone ones still
22:49:17 <Devil45> 78s are gramophone records usually 10 inch
22:49:23 <^bozoJim> yes
22:49:39 <Skirmish> Now there is a comedy show tv idea.
22:49:42 <Devil45> best player for those is a garrard changer
22:49:44 <^bozoJim> I have a vacuum tube record player
22:49:48 <Skirmish> Blind macgyver.
22:49:49 <Devil45> cool
22:49:59 <kookaburra> Easy to buy drones from argos
22:50:10 <Devil45> where you can put up to 10 78s on it at a time
22:50:49 <kookaburra> Emigrants getting higher score in maths and English
22:51:42 <PandasDontDrive> Argos
22:51:44 <PandasDontDrive> Devil45
22:51:55 <PandasDontDrive> you been to Argos restaurant down port?
22:52:02 <PandasDontDrive> Greek.
22:52:06 <Devil45> heard of it aint been there yet
22:52:20 <PandasDontDrive> It's really good, guy that owns it, friend of mums.
22:52:22 <Devil45> i always think its agros
22:52:26 <PandasDontDrive> He was going to be deported once.
22:52:39 <PandasDontDrive> Whatever happened, he ended up opening his own.
22:52:46 <PandasDontDrive> Haha
22:52:49 <Devil45> greek food mmm
22:52:56 <PandasDontDrive> Right next door though
22:52:56 <+Exo> greek food is delish
22:53:00 <Devil45> yup
22:53:00 <PandasDontDrive> Is his pizza place!
22:53:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] joined
22:53:23 <PandasDontDrive> and in there they usually have a band playing music.
22:53:26 <PandasDontDrive> Greek.
22:53:27 <kookaburra> First there is an opportunity then there is a betrayal
22:54:08 <Devil45> good thing bird isnt awake - you mention food and his eyes pop
22:54:20 <kookaburra> Im flossing my butt with baby wipes
22:55:13 <PandasDontDrive> Yer
22:55:21 <PandasDontDrive> But he would just kidnap a Chinese kid.
22:55:35 <PandasDontDrive> Mmm this Chinese Leg, I mean Chicken Leg!
22:55:49 <Devil45> he wouldnt
22:55:53 <Devil45> he hates chinese
22:56:03 <PandasDontDrive> He does say that a lot.
22:56:08 <PandasDontDrive> lol
22:56:13 <Devil45> he also says 'quick piss' a lot too
22:56:24 <PandasDontDrive> Oh
22:56:35 <PandasDontDrive> that means "having a drink from a straw"
22:56:38 <Devil45> he says lots of things
22:56:42 * kookaburra passes the wipes to hellfury
22:57:00 <Devil45> knock it off beehh
22:57:21 <kookaburra> Knock out effect
22:57:30 <Devil45> she isnt interested in your nonsense
22:57:42 <PandasDontDrive> BLOAW
22:57:51 <kookaburra> She sure likes my cock a burra
22:57:56 <PandasDontDrive> Makes me think of a song
22:57:58 <PandasDontDrive> what is it brb
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22:58:01 <Devil45> doubt it
22:58:30 <kookaburra> You are not my judge or jury
22:58:37 <kookaburra> Now piss off
22:58:47 <PandasDontDrive> hope this is it
22:58:47 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4FtKKu5Qpw
22:58:49 Mode: (by Devil45) +b *!*@austnet.3756367648.user
22:58:52 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shame On a Nigga (Feb 9, 2017) Length: 2:54 - Category: Music - 43,515 views - 870 likes (94.8%), 48 dislikes (5.2%)
22:59:15 Kick: kookaburra was kicked by Devil45 (abuse)
22:59:17 <PandasDontDrive> Judged
22:59:40 <PandasDontDrive> When you raise your finger man, that is one muscley finger.
22:59:46 <Devil45> never said i was judge judy
22:59:52 <PandasDontDrive> LOL!
22:59:55 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
22:59:56 <Devil45> er jury
23:00:10 <PandasDontDrive> That's a line for a movie right there
23:00:37 <PandasDontDrive> "I never said I was Judge Judy *blows the smoke from the gun* or jury."
23:00:54 <Devil45> i misread it
23:01:04 <Devil45> real cases. real idiots. judge judy.
23:01:17 <flammable> Smoooooth 91.5
23:01:38 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
23:01:56 <PandasDontDrive> I only like it for the black guy
23:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> he keeps so cool
23:02:07 <Skirmish> So glad that newcastle broke into the technology boom and now we have uber eats.
23:02:25 <PandasDontDrive> What you get?
23:02:26 <Devil45> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aVbCedn7d8&t=3113s
23:02:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Short Judge Judy Cases (Dec 12, 2018) Length: 01:14:02 - Category: People & Blogs - 1,052,517 views - 10,932 likes (93.2%), 801 dislikes (6.8%)
23:02:35 <PandasDontDrive> fml Skirmish has something nice.
23:02:36 <Skirmish> Kebab and chips on the way. Peddle harder Pedro!
23:02:44 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
23:02:59 <Devil45> wonder how long before that video gets pulled
23:03:03 <Devil45> for copyright
23:03:20 <Skirmish> Estimated time of arrival, 3 minutes. Wishful thinking. This bloke isnt peddling hard enough.
23:04:05 Part: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:07:34 <Skirmish> I think my uber eats guy got run over. Hes not moving.
23:07:47 <Cosmic^Girl> Shut up about Uber Eats
23:07:54 * Cosmic^Girl sulks
23:07:54 <Skirmish> My kebab is splatted all over the road.
23:08:13 <Skirmish> Sorry.
23:08:35 <+Exo> haha always people mentioning food at this hour
23:08:41 <Cosmic^Girl> Always!
23:08:47 <+Exo> will get the midnight cravings again
23:08:50 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm not hungry tonight though. But STILL
23:09:18 Join: Cath^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
23:09:24 <PandasDontDrive> That is what guns are for.
23:09:28 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
23:09:29 <+Exo> evening Cath^!
23:09:30 <PandasDontDrive> THANKS JOHN HOWARD!
23:09:39 <+Exo> not hungry yet
23:09:45 <PandasDontDrive> Skirmish could have shot the uber driver in self-defense!
23:09:54 <Devil45> Skirmish also could have shot beehh
23:10:05 <Cosmic^Girl> Heeey Cath^! :)
23:10:10 <slower> Skirmish he has stopped because he is eating and licking it
23:10:13 <Skirmish> Hahahahaha its a different driver now. RIP Pedro.
23:10:19 <Skirmish> Now its Dong the asian.
23:10:21 <+Exo> i had chicken breast for dinner with a side of spinach and cottage cheese
23:10:23 * Exo is dead
23:10:27 <Cosmic^Girl> They tag teamed your souva
23:10:30 <Cosmic^Girl> Unlucky
23:10:35 * Skirmish falls off chair laughing.
23:10:38 <PandasDontDrive> What did you do with the nipples?
23:10:40 <PandasDontDrive> Exo.
23:10:40 <+Exo> Dong is gonna get ya some pho
23:10:43 <PandasDontDrive> O_o
23:10:46 <Cath^> evening y'all
23:10:55 <PandasDontDrive> sup catch luv u
23:11:00 <+Exo> crisp them up Panda
23:11:00 <Cath^> lol
23:11:05 <PandasDontDrive> mwahaha
23:11:09 <+Exo> nice of you to join us this evening Cath^
23:11:09 <Cath^> if i had a dollar.. lol
23:11:13 <PandasDontDrive> and the areolas?
23:11:22 * PandasDontDrive hugs Cath^
23:11:38 * Cath^ curtsies
23:11:57 * PandasDontDrive dips his self and falls over
23:12:29 <PandasDontDrive> Where the fuck is John Wayne. This black and white movie is bullshit.
23:12:36 <Devil45> ha
23:12:48 * Devil45 makes sure 7mate isnt on right now - cant stand the shit they air
23:13:02 <PandasDontDrive> I turn it to 7flix
23:13:23 <PandasDontDrive> I can't believe the PC crowd haven't complained about their films.
23:13:31 <PandasDontDrive> Some are so racist.
23:13:32 <Devil45> ah 76
23:13:39 <Devil45> that channel airs a lot of whos the boss
23:13:48 <Devil45> when the EPG updates correctly
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23:14:03 <PandasDontDrive> epg?
23:14:14 <Devil45> electronic program guide
23:14:17 <Devil45> tv guide
23:14:18 <flammable> You're deliriousssss
23:14:30 <PandasDontDrive> ohh
23:14:33 <Cosmic^Girl> Goddddd, I feel like a 90 year old woman!
23:14:39 <PandasDontDrive> I just say Guide
23:14:39 * Cosmic^Girl stretches
23:14:39 <flammable> Your are beautiful... In every single way.... Words can't bring you down
23:14:40 <Devil45> kingswood country as an aussie sitcom would be considered nowadays racist in some respects
23:15:01 <flammable> Ohhhhh ooooo you are beautiful
23:15:05 <Devil45> but mostly dated
23:15:05 <PandasDontDrive> aw man flammable I want to listen to that now
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23:15:09 <flammable> -breakdown-
23:15:09 <PandasDontDrive> got a link?
23:15:26 <flammable> Just tune to 91.5 ;)
23:15:31 <flammable> Smooth FM
23:15:32 <PandasDontDrive> Nah Adelaide
23:15:37 <PandasDontDrive> fuck your shit radio :P
23:15:54 <flammable> Psh! Stream it using the app
23:16:05 <PandasDontDrive> pwnd
23:16:13 <PandasDontDrive> <-
23:16:14 <flammable> YouTube
23:16:18 <PandasDontDrive> ok
23:16:21 <flammable> :)
23:16:48 <PandasDontDrive> I was gonna play alanis morrisette
23:17:18 <Devil45> best alanis album
23:17:21 <Devil45> jagged little pill
23:17:36 <PandasDontDrive> hit fm?
23:17:43 <PandasDontDrive> good song
23:18:01 <PandasDontDrive> reminds me I need to watch this Janis doco again
23:18:11 <PandasDontDrive> Little Girl Blue i think
23:18:40 <flammable> Jagged Edge!
23:18:47 <flammable> Jagged Little Thrill
23:19:05 <flammable> Takes me back to the year 2000
23:19:11 <PandasDontDrive> Not aval
23:19:28 <Devil45> jagged little pill - the music video and cd takes me back to the 90s
23:20:31 <+Exo> jagged edge let's get married was my jam
23:21:50 Join: chris` ([email protected]) to #sydney
23:22:09 <+Exo> hi chris`
23:22:14 <chris`> hi
23:22:23 <PandasDontDrive> I am watching this
23:22:24 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAfAud_M_mg
23:22:28 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Halsey - Without Me (Date not found) Length: 3:56 - Category: Music - 49,533,459 views - 994,552 likes (97.9%), 20,938 dislikes (2.1%)
23:22:34 <PandasDontDrive> coz halsey is hot
23:22:42 Part: zaim ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:23:03 <Cosmic^Girl> Halsey is so hot
23:23:13 <Cosmic^Girl> I'd almost do her
23:23:14 <chris`> hi Cosmic^Girl
23:23:19 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey chris`
23:23:28 <PandasDontDrive> You are hot Cosmic^Girl.
23:23:30 <PandasDontDrive> So chill
23:23:37 <Cosmic^Girl> She is waaaaay hotter
23:23:39 <Cosmic^Girl> Way
23:23:50 <PandasDontDrive> She is just a different looking woman.
23:23:52 <+Exo> is she your female crush Cosmic^Girl
23:24:00 <PandasDontDrive> Like me
23:24:15 <Cosmic^Girl> Totally my female crush. Or maybe JLaw. I love her too
23:24:15 <PandasDontDrive> Just because I shave my head, don't mean I ain't beautiful!
23:24:30 <PandasDontDrive> Yeah she is gr8
23:25:00 <MrMW> im stil alive
23:25:08 <+Exo> PandasDontDrive who would you turn gay for
23:25:26 <PandasDontDrive> Never thought about it man
23:25:39 <beagle> the new chatrooms are much more social than facebook you all thinking same pile shit you did yesterday on irc
23:25:46 <PandasDontDrive> Oh
23:25:48 <PandasDontDrive> I know
23:25:51 <PandasDontDrive> tee hee!
23:26:06 <PandasDontDrive> Raph fiennes
23:26:29 <PandasDontDrive> As much talent in his head he must be good in bed!
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23:27:16 <Cosmic^Girl> Lies
23:27:27 <PandasDontDrive> Did he dick you wrong?
23:27:29 <Cosmic^Girl> Talent does not equal good in bed
23:27:40 <PandasDontDrive> Well, I don't know that!
23:27:48 <PandasDontDrive> This is my first day as a woman.
23:27:49 Join: Plonker ([email protected]) to #sydney
23:27:52 <Cosmic^Girl> Haha
23:27:54 * PandasDontDrive has his period
23:27:59 <PandasDontDrive> :P
23:28:00 <chris`> lx
23:28:00 <lx> 12 A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
23:28:00 <chris`> oh
23:28:00 <lx> 12 There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.
23:28:00 <chris`> i am god lx
23:28:00 <lx> 12 First Rule of History: History doesn't repeat itself... historians merely repeat each other.
23:28:00 <chris`> i failed and own the home i live in
23:28:00 <chris`> the aussie dream
23:28:00 <chris`> who the fuck are you bro
23:28:11 <Cosmic^Girl> God you're all obsessed with that
23:28:15 <Cosmic^Girl> It's really not that great
23:28:17 <Devil45> thats almost as funny as my misreading the judge jury thing
23:28:18 <PandasDontDrive> What
23:28:24 <Devil45> wait
23:28:32 <Devil45> a bit funnier than that
23:28:38 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
23:28:41 <Devil45> [22:59] <PandasDontDrive> This is my first day as a woman.
23:28:47 <PandasDontDrive> When
23:28:51 <PandasDontDrive> She said that
23:28:51 <Devil45> ^ that beats my judge judy thing
23:28:55 <PandasDontDrive> I will prove it
23:29:00 <chris`> worth atleast 250k
23:29:00 <chris`> who does it better
23:29:09 <Devil45> you were quoting something?
23:29:11 <Devil45> oh my bad
23:29:11 <PandasDontDrive> cbf
23:29:27 <PandasDontDrive> not used to using a mouse with left hand
23:29:33 <PandasDontDrive> YOU WIN THIS ROUND Cosmic^Girl
23:30:00 <chris`> i will get 500k for it
23:30:00 <chris`> withing 10 years
23:30:00 <chris`> maybe 12
23:30:09 <PandasDontDrive> I will re-watch every movie made from a fighting game and all the Tomb Raiders omg boobs
23:30:21 <Moonie> Boobs!?!? Where!?
23:30:30 <Cosmic^Girl> Haha oh hey Moonie
23:30:31 <Cosmic^Girl> !
23:30:35 <+Exo> what about the alien franchise?
23:30:38 <Moonie> Hey CG. :)
23:30:46 <Cosmic^Girl> Who would you turn gay for Exo?
23:30:47 <+Exo> oh Moonie has risen!
23:30:55 <+Exo> nice to see ya this evening
23:30:58 <Cosmic^Girl> The Rock?
23:30:59 <Moonie> Hey Exo :)
23:31:00 <chris`> i could get 275k right now
23:31:00 <chris`> but its my home
23:31:00 <chris`> and sockzie likes here
23:31:16 <Cosmic^Girl> So you can like....bench press and stuff together?
23:31:21 <+Exo> haha don't have anyone i can think of off the top of my head
23:31:30 <chris`> white wine
23:31:31 <chris`> lols
23:31:32 <Cosmic^Girl> What!
23:32:18 <Devil45> exo wouldnt turn gay for anyone here
23:32:33 <PandasDontDrive> bench pressing stuff together
23:32:39 <PandasDontDrive> that would be impressive
23:32:43 <Cosmic^Girl> I don't think we're talking about people HERE
23:32:46 <+Exo> don't know about that
23:32:47 <Moonie> Bench pressing each other perhaps?
23:32:49 * HellFury munches penus and looks in
23:32:52 <+Exo> Zade and zaim are pretty sexy
23:33:00 <chris`> what if i used 7f ff ff ff 0f
23:33:00 <chris`> as encryption
23:33:00 <chris`> variable
23:33:00 <chris`> lols
23:33:00 <chris`> thats 2.4 million or billion times same
23:33:00 <chris`> cunce
23:33:02 <PandasDontDrive> I just benched this subway is 180 kilo
23:33:20 <PandasDontDrive> Zade <3
23:37:17 Part: uddss ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:37:22 <+Exo> https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/definitive-guide-to-the-growing-list-of-celebrities-who-say-theyre-sex-addicts/news-story/121d9273eb3a9b636cbb1817342e7f41
23:37:39 <Moonie> That looks like compulsory reading...
23:37:42 <Cosmic^Girl> I
23:37:46 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm a sex addict
23:37:49 <Cosmic^Girl> But not a celebrity
23:37:51 <+Exo> the last one is quite random
23:37:53 * Cosmic^Girl sighs
23:37:54 <Moonie> Wow, me too CG.
23:38:00 <*buffextras> chris`[email protected] parted with message: []
23:38:30 * Cosmic^Girl high fives Moonie
23:38:32 <Devil45> more to life than sex you know. but you cant tell bird that.
23:39:02 <Cosmic^Girl> Of course there's more to life than sex
23:39:06 <+Exo> b1rd needs some more aphrodisiac
23:39:06 <Moonie> bahaha @ Kyle Sandilands... He's just a fuckwit.
23:39:22 <+Exo> haha yeah that's what i was thinking
23:39:22 <Cosmic^Girl> Uhhhh he is feral
23:39:30 <+Exo> how is he even relevant still?
23:39:36 <Cosmic^Girl> He's not
23:39:49 <Moonie> He's still on the radio, so he's relevant to some "people".
23:39:56 Part: beagle ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:40:00 <Skirmish> Kyle has made a fortune out of offenfing people. Good on him.
23:40:19 <+Exo> not sure how he survived for so long in the entertainment business
23:40:27 <Cosmic^Girl> He's a sexist pig
23:40:39 <Cosmic^Girl> And makes my skin crawl
23:41:07 <+Exo> now the media witch hunt is currently on karl stefanovic
23:41:16 <Moonie> Oh, what's he done this time?
23:41:21 <+Exo> did well for himself
23:41:25 <+Exo> his new wife is hawt
23:41:45 <Moonie> Who is she?
23:41:46 <+Exo> the other media witch hunt is after meghan markle
23:41:54 <Cath^> oh Moonie!
23:41:56 <Moonie> << Doesn't watch news etc.
23:42:01 <Moonie> Hey Cath. :)
23:42:04 <Cath^> you are back for more :)
23:42:08 <Moonie> I am.
23:42:10 <chris`> hi Cath^ hun :)
23:42:16 <Cath^> hi chris
23:42:20 <+Exo> not sure, just googled her for educational purposes
23:42:23 <+Exo> looks hot
23:42:26 <Skirmish> Karl traded his old wife in for a younger one.
23:42:40 <Moonie> Oh ok, brb being edjamuhcated.
23:42:56 <+Exo> loool
23:43:16 Part: slower ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:44:35 Join: gecko ([email protected]) to #sydney
23:44:56 <+Exo> Radio presenter Kyle Sandilands has opened up recently about his issues with addiction, including periods where he turned his home into a “debauched, disgusting sex pit,” following his split from ex, pop star Tamara Jaber.
23:45:02 <+Exo> nasty
23:45:28 <Skirmish> Tamara Jaber is ugly.
23:45:37 <Cosmic^Girl> Sex pit
23:45:38 <Cosmic^Girl> Haha
23:45:40 <Skirmish> It was clear she was just using him for publicity.
23:46:42 Part: Skirmish ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:47:06 * Exo tries to imagine what a sex pit is like
23:47:12 <Moonie> She doesn't look like a "Yasmine", looks more like a Kelly or something.
23:47:14 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #sydney
23:47:14 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Changing hosts
23:47:16 Part: flammable ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:47:18 <Devil45> sex pot?
23:47:22 Part: Skirmish ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:47:23 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #sydney
23:47:26 <Devil45> or sex pit as in pit bull?
23:47:34 <+Exo> sex pit
23:47:38 <Devil45> mmm
23:47:59 <Devil45> oh kyle sandilands
23:48:04 <Devil45> the shock jock
23:48:28 <Moonie> More like a knob jockey
23:49:04 Part: Skirmish ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:49:48 <+Exo> bring back love song dedications
23:50:13 <Moonie> aahaha, good ol' Richard Mercer.
23:50:48 <+Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfyxk8HuSe8
23:50:52 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Richard Mercer's Final Love Song Dedication (Dec 12, 2013) Length: 6:33 - Category: People & Blogs - 21,122 views - 113 likes (96.6%), 4 dislikes (3.4%)
23:51:47 <+Exo> promised myself i wouldn't cry :~(
23:52:00 <PandasDontDrive> I am sold.
23:52:00 <PandasDontDrive> Now not.
23:52:00 <PandasDontDrive> I would have bought tickets to that.
23:52:37 * Cosmic^Girl gets undressed
23:52:46 <Devil45> a real man is allowed to cry once in a while unlike bird who says only girls cry.
23:52:48 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh sorry. His voice though....
23:53:08 <Devil45> thats it! top 40 80s songs
23:53:20 * Exo covers his pants with a cushion
23:53:35 * Moonie lowers his voice 7 octaves "and here's a song for Karl from Yasmine." *plays "If I could turn back time"*
23:53:37 <+Exo> Hugh James-Berry
23:53:37 <+Exo> 1 year ago
23:53:37 <+Exo> voice like goddamn silk
23:53:41 <+Exo> haha sums it up
23:53:43 <Devil45> "you can leave your hat on...."
23:53:50 <+Exo> LOL
23:54:41 <Cosmic^Girl> The world was a better place with love song dedications
23:55:12 <+Exo> it sure was
23:55:39 <+Exo> wonder what type of people hit the dislike
23:55:41 <+Exo> must be dead inside
23:55:57 <Cosmic^Girl> Monsters
23:56:10 <Moonie> It was, and with digital radio you could make dedications and listen to it with IRC peeps...
23:56:18 * Moonie slides up to Cosmic^Girl..
23:56:19 <+Exo> jim has quite a smexy radio voice
23:56:27 <Cosmic^Girl> What would you dedicate to me Moonie?
23:56:30 <Devil45> maybe theyre one direction fans Exo
23:56:40 <Devil45> the ones who dislike love dedications
23:57:07 <Cosmic^Girl> One Direction are perfect candidates for love song dedications!
23:57:15 <Devil45> they werent even a band
23:57:20 <Devil45> they were a group
23:57:28 <Devil45> but
23:57:29 <Cosmic^Girl> You don't know you're beauuuutiful, that's what makes you beauuuutiful!
23:57:35 <+Exo> zayn malik has a sexy voice
23:57:38 <Devil45> they had a couple of so called chart singles
23:58:15 <PandasDontDrive> k
23:58:24 <PandasDontDrive> Got duck in the oven
23:58:25 <Devil45> my niece kind of liked em. dont know why.
23:58:40 * Devil45 makes sure panda said DUCK
23:58:40 <Moonie> hmmm... So many possibilities, CG.
23:58:41 <lx> ...ah huh...
23:58:48 <Devil45> yup duck
23:58:55 <Devil45> panda got something in the oven
23:58:56 * Moonie ducks
23:59:01 <Devil45> oops.
23:59:23 <+Exo> now where is Skirmish with that kebab
23:59:25 <Cosmic^Girl> So girl c'mon, you got it wrong, to prove I'm right I put it in a so-o-ong!
23:59:36 <Cosmic^Girl> Hush now
23:59:44 <Cosmic^Girl> Let us not speak of kebabs
23:59:54 <+Exo> Cosmic^Girl did u ever fan girl over backstreet boys/nsync