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00:00:03 <President_Trump> Cath^ i'm HellFury's not yours
00:00:05 <President_Trump> sorry
00:00:21 <Cath^> all yours HellFury ;)
00:00:29 <Moonie> haha
00:01:37 <HellFury> its ok trump we all know emus are your lovers
00:01:56 <President_Trump> you calling yourself an emu?
00:03:43 <Moonie> G'night peoples...
00:03:52 <Sutekh> niites
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00:05:30 <MrMW> burp
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00:08:20 * Exo is back from masturbating and watching the stock exchange
00:08:29 * Exo hands MrMW another triple scotch on the cocks
00:09:34 <Cath^> nite Moonie
00:10:07 * Exo carries Moonie and tucks him into bed
00:11:07 * Cath^ hands Exo some tissues
00:13:19 <Sutekh> yay its Saturday
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00:24:12 <jigsaw> hi cretins
00:28:32 * Sutekh slaps jigsaw around a bit with a large trout
00:28:43 * President_Trump slaps jigsaw around a bit with a large trout
00:28:54 * jigsaw slaps Sutekh back with a frozen tuna
00:29:10 <Sutekh> :D
00:29:45 * HellFury gets out a King George Whiting and smacks [[[[[pong]]]]] across the chops so hard their teeth fall out! oops you need dentures now [[[[[pong]]]]]
00:31:36 * President_Trump picks up some emu droppings and puts them in bread, here HellFury dinner is served
00:31:47 <President_Trump> *bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok*bok
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00:56:44 <Cath^> nite
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06:38:00 <nigel> Hoi Hoi
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06:43:00 <nigel> Good morning
06:43:00 <nigel> Hi
06:43:00 <nigel> Hey
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06:49:00 <nigel> Pong
06:50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hii
06:50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who u
06:50:00 <nigel> I’m Nigel
06:50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who u really
06:50:00 <nigel> Nigel
06:50:00 <nigel> Really
06:50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong on toilet
06:51:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Doin morning Poo
06:51:00 <nigel> Nice
06:52:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Will take while
06:55:00 <Sutekh> Hi nigel
06:55:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Sutekh
06:55:00 <nigel> Hey Sutekh !
06:55:00 <nigel> Going alright?
06:55:00 <Sutekh> Hi pong.. did u check grandma still alive?
06:55:00 <Sutekh> yeah nigel :D u?
06:56:00 <nigel> Yeah, been doing a little post Christmas shopping
06:56:00 <nigel> Found a couple of good jackets
06:56:00 <Sutekh> ohh good
06:56:00 <nigel> Ja
06:57:00 <nigel> Exciting stuff, I know
06:57:00 <Sutekh> very
06:57:00 <Sutekh> get cold there?
06:57:00 <nigel> At the moment about 2-3 degrees
06:57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Sutekh she made pong breakfast bacon fried eggs sausage bacon baked beans savaloy
06:57:00 <nigel> So not super cold
06:58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who Nigel Sutekh
06:58:00 <nigel> Weird weather though
06:58:00 <Sutekh> nice pong
06:58:00 <nigel> One day it’s 1, the next 10-15
06:58:00 <Sutekh> nigel our new friend
06:59:00 <nigel> Climate change is everywhere
06:59:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> From where
06:59:00 <nigel> And no snow this year
07:00:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Nigel
07:00:00 <Sutekh> nigel, we are having hot weather here, some areas in AU 40+ cel
07:00:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Where u from
07:00:00 <nigel> You know, I read that in the paper today
07:00:00 <nigel> I’m from Brisbane, but I live in Switzerland
07:01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol really
07:01:00 <Sutekh> homes there all have ducted heating?
07:01:00 <nigel> Pfft
07:01:00 <nigel> Radiators
07:01:00 <nigel> Or floor heating
07:01:00 <nigel> I don’t have floor
07:01:00 <Sutekh> ohh, floor heating good?
07:02:00 <nigel> Floor is better
07:02:00 <Sutekh> cost a shit load for electricity?
07:02:00 <nigel> You can never get the area around your feet warm without socks
07:02:00 <nigel> Ah, it’s not too bad with my system
07:02:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Nigel come to #pooland it too chennel on ausnet
07:03:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Top
07:03:00 <nigel> Thanks long, but later
07:03:00 <Sutekh> no spamming pong
07:03:00 <nigel> I want to get solar panels
07:03:00 <Sutekh> Yeah
07:04:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Liessssssssss
07:04:00 <nigel> But Chf is so strong, buying is Bett than producing
07:04:00 <nigel> Better
07:04:00 <nigel> Switzerland buys it all from Germany and France right now
07:04:00 <Sutekh> fair enough
07:04:00 <nigel> They can’t make it cheaper
07:05:00 <Sutekh> who owns the electricity companies, govt or private?
07:05:00 <nigel> I’m gonna wait on some rebate program to come along
07:06:00 <nigel> I think it’s something like gov companies
07:06:00 <nigel> They have a number of those here
07:06:00 <Sutekh> yeah
07:06:00 <nigel> Like Qantas and Telstra were
07:06:00 <Sutekh> we went private now everyone getting rooted up the backside
07:08:00 <nigel> My dad was talking to me about NBN the other day
07:08:00 <Sutekh> Yeah
07:08:00 <nigel> Said I can get a 60gb plan for $50 or whatever
07:09:00 <Sutekh> he in AU?
07:09:00 <nigel> I was like “oh man, I haven’t though a out data limits in years!”
07:10:00 <nigel> Yeah all my family still live in Qld
07:10:00 <Sutekh> internet prices not too bad here
07:11:00 <Sutekh> they get u on fixed line rental charges
07:11:00 <nigel> Ain’t it all voip now?
07:12:00 <Sutekh> so lots of ppl dump their fixed line and just use mobile
07:12:00 <nigel> Sure, fixed is old
07:12:00 <Sutekh> nah, not many use VOIP
07:12:00 <nigel> Like irc
07:12:00 <Sutekh> yup
07:12:00 <nigel> Fixed is finished
07:12:00 <Sutekh> yep
07:13:00 <nigel> Like phone boxes
07:13:00 <Sutekh> haha, a few around my area all smashed up
07:14:00 <nigel> When was the last time you used one of those and pressed a warm sweaty receiver up to your ear?
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07:14:00 <nigel> They were gross, really
07:14:00 <nigel> Don’t miss em
07:14:00 <Sutekh> lol
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07:16:00 <Sutekh> last time i looked in a phone box someone ripped the guts out of the machine
07:16:00 <nigel> Yeah, I can’t imagine them being needed anymore
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07:17:00 <nigel> I see them around occasionally, in Zürich main station maybe
07:17:00 <Sutekh> almos everyone carries a mobile now.. yeah
07:17:00 <nigel> Of more than 1 even
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07:19:00 <nigel> I remember a time I went 2 years without a mobile
07:19:00 <nigel> Back in 2001
07:19:00 <nigel> Was great
07:20:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Bingo bango
07:20:00 <Sutekh> my first mobile was a nokia back in early 90's i think.. was like a brick
07:20:00 <nigel> Guess I had nobody to call
07:20:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> We’re is Tisk
07:20:17 Nick: george is now known as bird
07:22:00 <Sutekh> most phone calls are about nothing
07:23:00 <nigel> It’s true
07:23:00 <Sutekh> hi dad umm where are u blabla.. yeah im next door.. ok
07:23:00 <nigel> I can’t stand talking to people mostly
07:23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii bird_
07:23:00 <nigel> So many benal conversations
07:23:00 <Sutekh> yep
07:23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U boring Nigel
07:24:00 <Sutekh> companies make a fortune out of it
07:24:00 <nigel> Could be pong
07:24:00 <Sutekh> Hi B1rd
07:24:00 <nigel> I like to talk about the world and issues
07:24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Boring
07:25:00 <nigel> I’d say most like to talk about their holidays or something so and so did / said
07:26:00 <nigel> [[[[[pong]]]]]: you have been fascinating so far
07:26:00 <nigel> Thank you
07:27:00 <nigel> Honestly when you told me about your morning poo, I thought...
07:27:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Many ppl say
07:27:00 <nigel> This guy get me
07:27:00 <Exo> good morning lads
07:27:00 <Exo> guten tag nigel
07:27:00 <Exo> ross the toSssssSssSsSsS
07:27:00 <nigel> Sali Exo
07:28:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Exo up late camming with jimmy SkyFire
07:28:00 <nigel> Wie geht es dir?
07:28:00 <Exo> i'm good mate just finish breakfast
07:28:00 <Exo> what time is it in switzerland?
07:29:00 <nigel> 12:30
07:29:00 <nigel> Can’t seem again.
07:29:00 <nigel> Sleep
07:29:00 <nigel> Autocorrect
07:29:00 <nigel> Damn
07:29:00 <Exo> lol are u chatting from a mobile app
07:29:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Have wank
07:30:00 <nigel> I thought about it pong
07:30:00 <Exo> a good wank would help
07:30:00 <nigel> I always think about it
07:30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd wank a lot
07:31:00 <nigel> Hehe
07:31:00 <nigel> I usually get one in a day
07:31:00 <nigel> But you know, I gotta do it without waking the wife up
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07:32:00 <nigel> So it’s less satisfying
07:32:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Do dunnie wank
07:32:00 <nigel> I hate that
07:32:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Or wake her up sex her
07:32:00 <nigel> Very uncomfortable in my opinion
07:33:00 <nigel> Should I just go ahead and wake her with my dick then?
07:33:00 <nigel> Should go real well
07:33:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yes
07:33:00 <Exo> lol
07:34:00 <nigel> Pong, you single?
07:34:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Na
07:34:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Taken
07:34:00 <nigel> Kidding
07:34:00 <nigel> Married?
07:34:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No
07:35:00 <nigel> Okay. But you live together?
07:35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No
07:36:00 <nigel> Dies she know you’re together?
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07:40:00 <Exo> pong shares a house with several men
07:41:00 <nigel> Ah, who cleans then?
07:41:00 <nigel> XD
07:41:00 <Exo> no one cleans
07:41:00 <Exo> it just one huge dump
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07:42:00 <Exo> kfc wrappers and boxes everywhere
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07:43:00 <nigel> KFC my god
07:44:00 <nigel> That stuff is worse than smoking
07:44:00 <nigel> crack
07:45:00 <Exo> lol
07:45:00 <Exo> he likes to eat the chicken skin and drink the gravy
07:46:00 <Exo> sickening stuff
07:46:00 <nigel> Argh, stop
07:47:00 <nigel> I stopped eating a lot of that stuff
07:47:00 <nigel> Costa way too much here
07:47:00 <nigel> Costs
07:47:00 <Exo> for those that can't cook, they are at the mercy of fast food and processed foods
07:47:00 <nigel> A burger at McDonalds is like 10 bucks
07:48:00 <Exo> lol fk that
07:48:00 <nigel> I think it’s why people here aren’t so far
07:48:00 <nigel> FAZ
07:49:00 <nigel> Fat
07:49:00 <nigel> Sorry, keyboard was in German
07:49:00 <nigel> Just would accept me typing fat
07:49:00 <Exo> no probs
07:49:00 <nigel> Wouldn’t
07:50:00 <Exo> go thing then
07:50:00 <Exo> people can't afford to be fat
07:50:00 <nigel> But yeah, I think fast food is largely responsible for fat ass Aussies
07:51:00 <nigel> Gov needs to tax that obviously
07:51:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Liek pong
07:51:00 <nigel> I know, nanny state!
07:52:00 <nigel> We’d be killing all that it is to be human
07:52:00 <nigel> Or fixing obesity
07:52:00 <nigel> One of the two
07:53:00 <nigel> Well the tax would be in the fast food items specifically
07:53:00 <nigel> Like cigarettes
07:53:00 <Exo> if they tax it then dole bludgers like pong will demand increases in their fortnightly payments
07:53:00 <nigel> So you wouldn’t pay
07:54:00 <Exo> they will just go to alternatives like local fish & chip/pizza shops
07:54:00 <nigel> So help reduce your chances of becoming a lard arse
07:54:00 <nigel> You should be thankful!
07:54:00 <Moonie> Sales of 2 minute noodles would go through the roof..
07:54:00 <Exo> morning Moonie
07:55:00 <Moonie> Hey Exo..
07:55:00 <Moonie> BMI is a shit measurement.
07:55:00 <nigel> Yeah, but not all obesity is down to eating habits
07:55:00 <nigel> Plus that what monies said
07:55:00 <nigel> Moonie
07:55:00 <nigel> Even
07:56:00 <nigel> No.
07:56:00 <nigel> Just...
07:57:00 <nigel> I would say we should tax all Glenns
07:57:00 <nigel> Why should I pay for Glenns roads?
07:58:00 <Sutekh> ohh
07:58:00 <Sutekh> whats the prize?
07:58:00 <e|f> lol
07:58:00 <e|f> sup
07:58:00 <Cath^> do i need to walk by again?
07:58:00 <PandasDontDrive> nada just having a beer, so need a shower
07:58:00 <PandasDontDrive> sups
07:58:00 <Cath^> hi PandasDontDrive lol
07:58:00 <nigel> I don’t use them
07:59:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol hi ;)
07:59:00 <Sutekh> im allowed 4 wives, so im not stressed ;p
07:59:00 <Cath^> here...i offer some crean and jelly PandasDontDrive
07:59:00 <PandasDontDrive> Do you think this bra looks nice over my hairy chest, it's hot pink!
07:59:00 <Cath^> lol
07:59:00 <PandasDontDrive> hope that wasn't sex cream and sex jelly.
07:59:00 <Cath^> was too
07:59:00 <Cath^> my bad
07:59:00 <nigel> You’re missed the whole Centrelink abuse part of your adult development then
07:59:00 <nigel> No it’s great
07:59:00 <nigel> They talk right down to you
08:00:00 <e|f> i'm having a nice cold ginger beer
08:00:00 <e|f> :D
08:00:00 <e|f> no more smoking for elfie
08:00:00 <Cath^> Sutekh clearly you have your hands full enough you couldn't handle more
08:00:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Tax payer
08:00:00 <nigel> And you get treated like you’re 5
08:00:00 <nigel> For pocket change
08:00:00 <Exo> lol i have missed that experience too
08:00:00 <Exo> good moaning
08:00:00 <Moonie> Hey Hellfury..
08:01:00 <e|f> the recovery process begins!
08:01:00 <Cath^> good on you e|f ;)
08:01:00 <Sutekh> ;/
08:01:00 <Exo> there's always room for one more
08:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> Some non-alcoholic cider would be nice.
08:01:00 <e|f> thx :D
08:01:00 <Cath^> Exo is more accommodating
08:01:00 <nigel> Exo
08:01:00 <HellFury> morning Moonie morning exo
08:01:00 <nigel> HellFury:
08:01:00 <HellFury> nigel
08:01:00 <Exo> lol is it colder in china or switzerland
08:02:00 <Sutekh> im a very jealous chatter, but some people i just cant ban ;p
08:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> e|f driving through Wales, stop at this country servo and bam, 2pounds for 2litres of alcoholic cider.
08:02:00 <Cath^> :o
08:02:00 <e|f> sounds like shandy
08:02:00 <Exo> i'm the modern day casanova
08:02:00 <e|f> we used to drink that in the UK
08:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> I think it's time we start bootlegging alcohol as it is so expensive now.
08:02:00 <Cath^> lol @ jealous chatter
08:02:00 <nigel> I’d say China
08:02:00 <Exo> northern china
08:02:00 <nigel> But it’s less oppressive here
08:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> You know what is terrible, peppered wine.
08:03:00 <Exo> lol is that in manchuria?
08:03:00 <nigel> He can’t leave
08:03:00 <Exo> morning e|f
08:03:00 <Moonie> Hey elf..
08:03:00 <Exo> you seem jealous of him pong
08:04:00 <e|f> green ginger wine is ok
08:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> I like mulled.
08:04:00 <Sutekh> e|f likes his drinks
08:04:00 <Exo> he is paying for your food, shelter and wifi
08:04:00 <e|f> morning everyone :)
08:04:00 <nigel> I hear it’s lovely there
08:04:00 <nigel> e|f
08:04:00 <nigel> Exo
08:04:00 <Exo> too cold out there
08:05:00 <PandasDontDrive> I needed this beer to wake me up some, slept terribubbles
08:05:00 <e|f> sup
08:05:00 <Exo> must be mongolic people living out there
08:06:00 <PandasDontDrive> Shower time, I will be thinking of u e|f.
08:06:00 <e|f> :o
08:06:00 <e|f> i got lottery tickets for the big 1 tonight
08:06:00 <nigel> They probably do ask
08:06:00 <e|f> plus some cold beer
08:06:00 <e|f> :D
08:06:00 <nigel> e|f: good luck
08:06:00 <e|f> thx
08:07:00 <Cath^> lol
08:07:00 <Exo> haha same
08:07:00 <Exo> got a systems 12
08:07:00 <e|f> it's 30 mill tonight so division 1 win will be a few million
08:07:00 <e|f> depends how many people win
08:07:00 <nigel> Did you guys pick 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8?
08:08:00 <Exo> !ttop10
08:08:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Exo(1173) 2. b1rd(1068) 3. WhoMadeWho(628) 4. Cath^(551) 5. e|f(453) 6. Sutekh(255) 7. anotherirc3r(197) 8. PandasDontDrive(124) 9. damian(104) 10. HellFury(103)
08:08:00 <Exo> crikey
08:08:00 <Cath^> lol
08:08:00 <Exo> i see WhoMadeWho was on last night
08:08:00 <Cath^> oh yes
08:08:00 <e|f> i always get random numbers
08:08:00 <Exo> i'm playing syndicate
08:08:00 <e|f> but i got a fair few tickets
08:08:00 <nigel> Then you’re set to buy that Lambo
08:08:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong not jealous of gay man
08:08:00 <nigel> Put the deposit down now
08:08:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Many ppl jealous of pooland
08:09:00 <Exo> must have been in his element again
08:09:00 <Exo> need to summon him here every now and then
08:09:00 <Cath^> yeah
08:09:00 <Cath^> gets the word count up
08:09:00 <nigel> Throw the big party
08:09:00 <nigel> Clean out your accounts
08:09:00 <Exo> throw a big party in switzerland
08:09:00 <nigel> They’ll be topped up tomorrow
08:09:00 <Exo> sky down the alps naked
08:10:00 <Exo> im looking to get a sleeve tattoo Cath^
08:10:00 <Exo> what ya reckon
08:10:00 <Sutekh> he was also behaving
08:10:00 <nigel> You know, not so many people play lotto here
08:11:00 <Cath^> sure thing, what are you thinking of getting?
08:11:00 <Exo> skimming through the web
08:11:00 <Exo> any suggestions
08:11:00 <e|f> some guy in america named his kid "Adolf Hitler"
08:11:00 <e|f> that's a good start to life, isn't it?
08:11:00 <nigel> The Swiss are mostly like, investing their money
08:11:00 <Exo> why is that nigs
08:11:00 <e|f> gambling can be considered an investment
08:11:00 <e|f> a poor 1 at that
08:11:00 <Moonie> Hey Cath..
08:11:00 <Exo> pretty sure there are a few casinos in switzerland
08:11:00 <Cath^> hey Moonie
08:11:00 <Exo> morning Cathay
08:11:00 <nigel> Investment can be considered gambling
08:12:00 <Cath^> depends what style you like
08:12:00 <Cath^> poor kid
08:12:00 <Sutekh> e|f, not the best choice unless starting up the Nazi party
08:12:00 <e|f> heh
08:12:00 <Cath^> it paid off last night ;p
08:12:00 <Cath^> hi Exo
08:12:00 <Exo> what paid off? :o
08:12:00 <Cath^> gambling
08:12:00 <Moonie> At the Catho?
08:12:00 <Cath^> stop stalking me lol
08:13:00 <Cath^> Sutekh just realised i've never asked you hiw many wives you actually have?
08:13:00 <e|f> it was on a documentary i saw a while back... they tried to track down Hitler's relatives... found some of them but they were very shy... understandably so
08:13:00 <Moonie> hahaha
08:13:00 <e|f> Cath at the Catho
08:13:00 <e|f> lol nice
08:13:00 <Moonie> I wasn't there. :)
08:13:00 <Exo> haha
08:13:00 <nigel> What’s the Catho?
08:13:00 <Cath^> the url is cathclub for a reason lol
08:13:00 <Moonie> Catholic Club.
08:14:00 <Exo> either a neo nazi or the dads in the K K K
08:14:00 <Sutekh> Cath, 0 :(
08:14:00 <Exo> most likely a red neck
08:14:00 <Cath^> how are you e|f?
08:14:00 <e|f> pretty good
08:15:00 <Sutekh> no one is going to marry me, i look like the elephant man
08:15:00 <e|f> yeah the guy who named his kid Adolf was a far right supporter
08:15:00 <Exo> you can always buy a bride in eastern europe
08:15:00 <e|f> i got a heap of lotto tickets and beer this morning
08:15:00 <e|f> having 1 now
08:15:00 <e|f> hot day
08:15:00 <Cath^> where is Sutekh? is he rocking in a corner? lol
08:15:00 <e|f> also have some gardening to do today
08:15:00 <Cath^> wb nigel
08:15:00 <e|f> you?
08:15:00 <nigel> Thanks Cath^
08:15:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Should pong open beer
08:15:00 <Cath^> i am well thank you
08:15:00 <Cath^> hi pong
08:15:00 <e|f> good :)
08:16:00 <b1rd> Yum
08:16:00 <Sutekh> haha Exo
08:16:00 <Exo> nazi bastards
08:16:00 <b1rd> Far right bad as far left
08:16:00 <b1rd> Ye
08:16:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hii Cath
08:16:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> R u married
08:16:00 <Cath^> i ventured out for breakfast...they missed my order
08:16:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong take photo
08:16:00 <Moonie> Bastards.. Where did you go, Cath?
08:16:00 <Cath^> why, are you interested pong?
08:16:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Maybe send pic
08:17:00 <e|f> but way to name your kid Adolf - marginalised him from birth
08:17:00 <Sutekh> the far right, omg not another Tony Abbott :/
08:17:00 <Exo> https://www.rosebrides.com/romanian-brides.html
08:17:00 <Cath^> a cafe i regularly go to :/
08:17:00 <Cath^> you don't need a pic, we are all hawt on irc
08:17:00 <nigel> Are you single Cath^
08:17:00 <Moonie> Aah, so they're normally good?
08:18:00 <b1rd> I want one from developed country
08:18:00 <Cath^> oh Sutekh..i'm sure your dick pics are impressive..an elephant man surely has a trunk
08:18:00 <b1rd> Developed eastern European country non commy
08:18:00 <Sutekh> haha b1rd, that is more problamatic
08:18:00 <b1rd> Lol cath
08:18:00 <Cath^> i'm looking for an irc bf...are you interested nigel? ;p
08:18:00 <Cath^> yeah usually
08:18:00 <nigel> Hehe YES
08:18:00 <Moonie> If they were crap, I'd ask so I never went there hehe
08:18:00 <Cath^> lol noted
08:19:00 <b1rd> Y sutekh?
08:19:00 <Sutekh> wah, Cath im shocked
08:19:00 <Cath^> really?
08:19:00 <Sutekh> b1rd, u gotta have money and a job ;p
08:19:00 <Cath^> i haven't been trying hard enough then ;p
08:19:00 <b1rd> Fk that
08:20:00 <Exo> if an elephant man has a trunk then what does a b1rd man have
08:20:00 <b1rd> They employ me in their business
08:20:00 <b1rd> That'll do
08:20:00 <Cath^> haha...some of these women..you need to look at their mothers to see what they will look like eventually
08:20:00 <b1rd> Beak?
08:20:00 <b1rd> Lol yea i got told that once
08:20:00 <Cath^> we've already seen what he has :/
08:20:00 <Sutekh> is there a bird man in the comics? marvels need a new superhero
08:21:00 <b1rd> Id fuk her mum no worries
08:21:00 <Exo> if there's a merman like aquaman who has a comic then there should be a bird man
08:21:00 <Cath^> which girl would you guys pick from that site?
08:22:00 <e|f> none of them
08:22:00 <e|f> fake photos or photoshopped for sure
08:22:00 <b1rd> Id go a ruski type bitch
08:22:00 <b1rd> Apparently they good housewives
08:22:00 <b1rd> I get job in factory
08:23:00 <b1rd> Then she cook me dinner lots of meat
08:23:00 <e|f> lol
08:23:00 <b1rd> Perfect
08:23:00 <Exo> https://www.rosebrides.com/brides/margarita-671736.html
08:24:00 <Exo> message sent "how much?"
08:24:00 <Sutekh> where is that nigel dude, need to ask him about Swiss women
08:24:00 <b1rd> I did factory work before. It pretty fun
08:24:00 <b1rd> Lol
08:24:00 <b1rd> He root swiss women?
08:24:00 <b1rd> Never had one
08:24:00 <Sutekh> haha
08:24:00 <b1rd> Fk it raining here lol
08:24:00 <Sutekh> he is married to one
08:24:00 <b1rd> Rain in Melbourne?
08:24:00 <b1rd> Oh yum
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08:25:00 <e|f> i doubt i would ever marry someone i met online
08:25:00 <e|f> sounds like a recipe for disaster
08:26:00 <Exo> https://www.rosebrides.com/australian-men.html
08:26:00 <Exo> looooooooooool
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08:27:00 <b1rd> Yea na
08:27:00 <b1rd> Get one locally
08:27:00 <b1rd> Save on shipping
08:27:00 <Exo> i found pong https://www.rosebrides.com/men/ari-339100.html
08:27:00 <e|f> haha
08:27:00 <Sutekh> e|f, every married person i know says its a disaster regardless how u meet ;p
08:27:00 <e|f> :D
08:27:00 <b1rd> Not true
08:28:00 <b1rd> Its great until ppl interfere
08:28:00 <b1rd> Good life really
08:29:00 <Sutekh> well, i like my own bed and my own stuffs.. ;p
08:29:00 <b1rd> Yep each to their own
08:30:00 <b1rd> I wont force my views on u. N u dont do to me. We b happy
08:30:00 <Exo> i'm looking for a sugarmomma
08:30:00 <Sutekh> haha
08:30:00 <Cath^> lol
08:30:00 <Sutekh> sugar baby website might be worth a look
08:30:00 <b1rd> I had few women try hire me
08:30:00 <Exo> shower me with nice and expensive thingz
08:30:00 <b1rd> Guess they see u on street
08:30:00 <Sutekh> lol
08:31:00 <b1rd> N think oh. He must be working
08:31:00 <b1rd> Was flattering
08:31:00 <Cath^> it's give and take..i give you take :p
08:31:00 <Exo> do u stand on the corner of st kilda road
08:31:00 <b1rd> Na
08:31:00 <Cath^> hire you for what?
08:31:00 <b1rd> Sex
08:32:00 <b1rd> N another pull up
08:32:00 <Exo> b1rd the gigolo
08:32:00 <b1rd> As i walkin
08:32:00 <b1rd> Ye spose i could
08:32:00 <Cath^> do you have you resume on display?
08:32:00 <Sutekh> how much u charge b1rd?
08:32:00 <b1rd> Lol
08:32:00 <Cath^> b1rd...
08:32:00 <b1rd> 60 for a root isnt it
08:32:00 <b1rd> ?
08:32:00 <HellFury> !b1rd, jiggalow male blowalow
08:32:00 <Cath^> i call bullshit
08:32:00 <b1rd> Loool
08:32:00 <Sutekh> wtf thats alot
08:32:00 <Exo> b1rd do you get a lot of catcalling when your walking down the street
08:32:00 <Cath^> show me your face
08:32:00 <b1rd> Naa
08:33:00 <Cath^> lol
08:33:00 <b1rd> Trolls would have a field day
08:33:00 <Cath^> just me
08:33:00 <b1rd> Plus havent shaved for three days
08:33:00 <Cath^> i don't kiss n tell ;p
08:33:00 <b1rd> Ok well i will when shave
08:33:00 <Cath^> i like a bit of facial hair
08:34:00 <b1rd> K next day or two
08:34:00 <Sutekh> all of seen of b1rd was what he left behind the the toilet
08:34:00 <Cath^> i'm giving him a chance to improve his status in my books :p
08:34:00 <Exo> lool
08:34:00 <b1rd> K
08:35:00 <Exo> b1rd will bring his A game
08:35:00 <Cath^> no that was Joel lol
08:35:00 <b1rd> Ye
08:35:00 <Cath^> and i will be the judge
08:35:00 <Exo> a bloke who can fetch 60 bucks for a root has to be above mediocre for sure
08:35:00 <b1rd> Hes nasty isnt he
08:35:00 <b1rd> Thats street price
08:35:00 <Exo> lol joel alexander thompson the benchmark
08:35:00 <b1rd> Should be standard
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08:36:00 <Cath^> i don't do street
08:36:00 <b1rd> Ok 320
08:36:00 <b1rd> Lol
08:36:00 <Exo> b1rd would fetch 320 at an escort service
08:36:00 <Cath^> this pic will want to be above par
08:36:00 <b1rd> Will send pic like tomorrow
08:36:00 <Cath^> promise?
08:36:00 <b1rd> Well im 38
08:36:00 <b1rd> Ill try look my best
08:37:00 <b1rd> Lol
08:38:00 <Exo> good man
08:38:00 <b1rd> More rain
08:38:00 <b1rd> Brrr cold water
08:39:00 <Cath^> :)
08:40:00 <b1rd> :)
08:40:00 <b1rd> N stopped again
08:43:00 <Exo> it's getting cold
08:43:00 <b1rd> Good idea
09:04:00 <Cath^> hi pong
09:07:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii
09:07:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong down beach
09:30:00 <e|f> o:
09:30:00 <e|f> windows default drive is always set to c:/
09:31:00 <e|f> i wonder what happened to a:/ and b:/
09:31:00 <e|f> maybe throwback to the days of floppy drives
09:31:00 <Moonie> Yeup
09:31:00 <Sutekh> this IRC day thingo isnt too bad, i think ill apply for newstart and sit here all day
09:31:00 <Moonie> floppy drives were always A: and B:
09:31:00 <e|f> yea
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09:32:00 <damian> peeawww
09:32:00 <e|f> heh
09:32:00 <Sutekh> showing ur age there Moonie ;p
09:32:00 <e|f> "nobody will ever need more than 64 KB of RAM" - said someone
09:32:00 <Moonie> Unfortunately..
09:33:00 <Sutekh> haha
09:33:00 <Moonie> Yeah, shows how smart that unnamed person is *coughs* Bill Gates *coughs*
09:33:00 <Moonie> bbl
09:33:00 <lx> 1 k1 Moonie...
09:33:00 <e|f> kk
09:33:00 <Sutekh> poor Gates isnt the richest man in the world anymore
09:34:00 <e|f> that amazon guy is
09:34:00 <e|f> i still remember the amazon website from the 90s
09:34:00 <Sutekh> yeah
09:34:00 <e|f> internet is definitely a boon
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09:35:00 <Cath^> how will i cope with no irc during the day when i go back to work :/
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09:35:40 <nigel> Hoi Hoi
09:36:00 <Sutekh> Cath, yeah, i know how u feel
09:36:00 <Sutekh> lets face it, 2019 is going to be another shit year
09:37:00 <Cath^> it's going to be a fabolous year!
09:37:00 <Cath^> hey couleurs
09:37:00 <couleurs> hi Cath^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
09:41:00 <Cath^> fabulous
09:41:06 <nigel> Good morning
09:41:08 <nigel> Hi
09:41:09 <nigel> Hey
09:42:00 <couleurs> da heatwave ova now it's humiditity
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09:47:12 <nigel> Pong
09:47:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hii
09:47:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who u
09:48:03 <nigel> I’m Nigel
09:48:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who u really
09:48:18 <nigel> Nigel
09:48:21 <nigel> Really
09:48:26 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong on toilet
09:48:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Doin morning Poo
09:48:33 <nigel> Nice
09:49:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Will take while
09:52:31 <Sutekh> Hi nigel
09:52:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Sutekh
09:52:49 <nigel> Hey Sutekh !
09:53:01 <nigel> Going alright?
09:53:09 <Sutekh> Hi pong.. did u check grandma still alive?
09:53:17 <Sutekh> yeah nigel :D u?
09:53:54 <nigel> Yeah, been doing a little post Christmas shopping
09:54:05 <nigel> Found a couple of good jackets
09:54:13 <Sutekh> ohh good
09:54:22 <nigel> Ja
09:54:35 <nigel> Exciting stuff, I know
09:54:43 <Sutekh> very
09:54:49 <Sutekh> get cold there?
09:55:15 <nigel> At the moment about 2-3 degrees
09:55:19 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Sutekh she made pong breakfast bacon fried eggs sausage bacon baked beans savaloy
09:55:26 <nigel> So not super cold
09:55:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who Nigel Sutekh
09:55:55 <nigel> Weird weather though
09:56:09 <Sutekh> nice pong
09:56:21 <nigel> One day it’s 1, the next 10-15
09:56:22 <Sutekh> nigel our new friend
09:56:35 <nigel> Climate change is everywhere
09:56:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> From where
09:56:54 <nigel> And no snow this year
09:57:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Nigel
09:57:32 <Sutekh> nigel, we are having hot weather here, some areas in AU 40+ cel
09:57:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Where u from
09:57:59 <nigel> You know, I read that in the paper today
09:58:23 <nigel> I’m from Brisbane, but I live in Switzerland
09:58:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol really
09:58:32 <Sutekh> homes there all have ducted heating?
09:58:46 <nigel> Pfft
09:58:57 <nigel> Radiators
09:59:11 <nigel> Or floor heating
09:59:20 <nigel> I don’t have floor
09:59:24 <Sutekh> ohh, floor heating good?
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09:59:42 <nigel> Floor is better
10:00:10 <Sutekh> cost a shit load for electricity?
10:00:12 <nigel> You can never get the area around your feet warm without socks
10:00:29 <nigel> Ah, it’s not too bad with my system
10:00:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Nigel come to #pooland it too chennel on ausnet
10:00:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Top
10:00:47 <nigel> Thanks long, but later
10:01:03 <Sutekh> no spamming pong
10:01:04 <nigel> I want to get solar panels
10:01:12 <Sutekh> Yeah
10:01:31 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Liessssssssss
10:01:37 <nigel> But Chf is so strong, buying is Bett than producing
10:01:49 <nigel> Better
10:02:16 <nigel> Switzerland buys it all from Germany and France right now
10:02:29 <Sutekh> fair enough
10:02:29 <nigel> They can’t make it cheaper
10:02:53 <Sutekh> who owns the electricity companies, govt or private?
10:02:54 <nigel> I’m gonna wait on some rebate program to come along
10:03:37 <nigel> I think it’s something like gov companies
10:03:45 <nigel> They have a number of those here
10:03:53 <Sutekh> yeah
10:04:00 <nigel> Like Qantas and Telstra were
10:04:15 <Sutekh> we went private now everyone getting rooted up the backside
10:05:48 <nigel> My dad was talking to me about NBN the other day
10:06:27 <Sutekh> Yeah
10:06:30 <nigel> Said I can get a 60gb plan for $50 or whatever
10:06:56 <Sutekh> he in AU?
10:07:14 <nigel> I was like “oh man, I haven’t though a out data limits in years!”
10:07:41 <nigel> Yeah all my family still live in Qld
10:07:59 <Sutekh> internet prices not too bad here
10:08:37 <Sutekh> they get u on fixed line rental charges
10:09:18 <nigel> Ain’t it all voip now?
10:09:43 <Sutekh> so lots of ppl dump their fixed line and just use mobile
10:10:00 <nigel> Sure, fixed is old
10:10:02 <Sutekh> nah, not many use VOIP
10:10:04 <nigel> Like irc
10:10:14 <Sutekh> yup
10:10:18 <nigel> Fixed is finished
10:10:24 <Sutekh> yep
10:10:41 <nigel> Like phone boxes
10:11:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> https://imgur.com/gallery/SuiG17K
10:11:02 <Sutekh> haha, a few around my area all smashed up
10:11:40 <nigel> When was the last time you used one of those and pressed a warm sweaty receiver up to your ear?
10:12:00 <e|f> you need one with it opened + your hand
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10:12:15 <nigel> They were gross, really
10:12:21 <nigel> Don’t miss em
10:12:22 <Sutekh> lol
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10:13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ok pong take another
10:13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Do u drink Melb
10:13:33 <Sutekh> last time i looked in a phone box someone ripped the guts out of the machine
10:14:00 <e|f> not sold here
10:14:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> We’re u from
10:14:07 <nigel> Yeah, I can’t imagine them being needed anymore
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10:14:46 <nigel> I see them around occasionally, in Zürich main station maybe
10:15:00 <e|f> newcastle
10:15:16 <Sutekh> almos everyone carries a mobile now.. yeah
10:15:32 <nigel> Of more than 1 even
10:16:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Melb is nice Dan Murchpy might have it
10:16:00 <e|f> yea
10:16:00 <e|f> they would
10:16:48 <nigel> I remember a time I went 2 years without a mobile
10:17:07 <nigel> Back in 2001
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10:17:28 <nigel> Was great
10:17:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Bingo bango
10:17:53 <Sutekh> my first mobile was a nokia back in early 90's i think.. was like a brick
10:17:58 <nigel> Guess I had nobody to call
10:18:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> We’re is Tisk
10:20:08 <Sutekh> most phone calls are about nothing
10:20:29 Nick: bird is now known as bird_
10:20:35 <nigel> It’s true
10:20:42 <Sutekh> hi dad umm where are u blabla.. yeah im next door.. ok
10:21:01 <nigel> I can’t stand talking to people mostly
10:21:05 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii bird_
10:21:10 Nick: bird_ is now known as quickpiss
10:21:17 <nigel> So many benal conversations
10:21:27 <Sutekh> yep
10:21:33 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U boring Nigel
10:21:40 <Sutekh> companies make a fortune out of it
10:21:48 <nigel> Could be pong
10:21:49 <Sutekh> Hi B1rd
10:22:07 Nick: quickpiss is now known as hisluttech
10:22:09 <nigel> I like to talk about the world and issues
10:22:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Boring
10:22:59 <nigel> I’d say most like to talk about their holidays or something so and so did / said
10:23:55 <nigel> [[[[[pong]]]]]: you have been fascinating so far
10:24:07 <nigel> Thank you
10:24:55 <nigel> Honestly when you told me about your morning poo, I thought...
10:24:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Many ppl say
10:25:01 <nigel> This guy get me
10:25:07 <+Exo> good morning lads
10:25:12 <+Exo> guten tag nigel
10:25:21 <+Exo> ross the toSssssSssSsSsS
10:25:22 <nigel> Sali Exo
10:25:54 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Exo up late camming with jimmy SkyFire
10:25:56 <nigel> Wie geht es dir?
10:26:21 <+Exo> i'm good mate just finish breakfast
10:26:34 <+Exo> what time is it in switzerland?
10:26:41 <nigel> 12:30
10:26:51 <nigel> Can’t seem again.
10:26:55 <nigel> Sleep
10:27:02 <nigel> Autocorrect
10:27:04 <nigel> Damn
10:27:23 <+Exo> lol are u chatting from a mobile app
10:27:33 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Have wank
10:27:51 <nigel> I thought about it pong
10:27:59 <+Exo> a good wank would help
10:28:03 <nigel> I always think about it
10:28:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd wank a lot
10:28:39 <nigel> Hehe
10:28:51 <nigel> I usually get one in a day
10:29:21 <nigel> But you know, I gotta do it without waking the wife up
10:29:37 <nigel> So it’s less satisfying
10:29:49 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Do dunnie wank
10:29:57 <nigel> I hate that
10:30:05 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Or wake her up sex her
10:30:10 <nigel> Very uncomfortable in my opinion
10:30:53 <nigel> Should I just go ahead and wake her with my dick then?
10:31:00 <nigel> Should go real well
10:31:14 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yes
10:31:15 <+Exo> lol
10:31:38 <nigel> Pong, you single?
10:31:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Na
10:31:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Taken
10:31:49 <nigel> Kidding
10:31:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Na
10:32:14 <nigel> Married?
10:32:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No
10:32:41 <nigel> Okay. But you live together?
10:33:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No
10:34:28 <nigel> Dies she know you’re together?
10:37:56 <+Exo> pong shares a house with several men
10:38:46 <nigel> Ah, who cleans then?
10:38:51 <nigel> XD
10:39:00 <+Exo> no one cleans
10:39:04 <+Exo> it just one huge dump
10:39:38 <+Exo> kfc wrappers and boxes everywhere
10:41:20 <nigel> KFC my god
10:41:37 <nigel> That stuff is worse than smoking
10:41:48 <nigel> crack
10:43:19 <+Exo> lol
10:43:30 <+Exo> he likes to eat the chicken skin and drink the gravy
10:43:35 <+Exo> sickening stuff
10:44:17 <nigel> Argh, stop
10:44:55 <nigel> I stopped eating a lot of that stuff
10:45:03 <nigel> Costa way too much here
10:45:07 <nigel> Costs
10:45:15 <+Exo> for those that can't cook, they are at the mercy of fast food and processed foods
10:45:31 <nigel> A burger at McDonalds is like 10 bucks
10:46:22 <+Exo> lol fk that
10:46:24 <nigel> I think it’s why people here aren’t so far
10:46:31 <nigel> FAZ
10:46:40 <nigel> Fat
10:47:04 <nigel> Sorry, keyboard was in German
10:47:28 <nigel> Just would accept me typing fat
10:47:32 <+Exo> no probs
10:47:33 <nigel> Wouldn’t
10:47:51 <+Exo> go thing then
10:47:55 <+Exo> people can't afford to be fat
10:48:11 <nigel> But yeah, I think fast food is largely responsible for fat ass Aussies
10:48:38 <nigel> Gov needs to tax that obviously
10:49:05 <Glenn> Outrageous!
10:49:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Liek pong
10:49:19 <nigel> I know, nanny state!
10:49:42 <nigel> We’d be killing all that it is to be human
10:49:52 <nigel> Or fixing obesity
10:49:57 <nigel> One of the two
10:50:09 <Glenn> Why should people who have a balanced lifestyle pay a tax because F-A-T people can't keep their mouths shut when they get near food?
10:50:43 <nigel> Well the tax would be in the fast food items specifically
10:50:49 <nigel> Like cigarettes
10:50:52 <+Exo> if they tax it then dole bludgers like pong will demand increases in their fortnightly payments
10:50:59 <nigel> So you wouldn’t pay
10:51:15 <Glenn> I kike fast food occasionally. Why should I pay a tax?
10:51:41 <+Exo> they will just go to alternatives like local fish & chip/pizza shops
10:51:42 <nigel> So help reduce your chances of becoming a lard arse
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10:51:55 <nigel> You should be thankful!
10:51:56 <Moonie> Sales of 2 minute noodles would go through the roof..
10:52:08 <Glenn> F-A-T people, defined by their BMI should pay a tax on medical treatment caused by their excessive weight!
10:52:19 <+Exo> morning Moonie
10:52:28 <Moonie> Hey Exo..
10:52:37 <Moonie> BMI is a shit measurement.
10:52:40 <nigel> Yeah, but not all obesity is down to eating habits
10:52:54 <nigel> Plus that what monies said
10:53:08 <nigel> Moonie
10:53:11 <nigel> Even
10:53:13 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.109.160) from #sydney
10:53:38 <nigel> Does it really mean that much to you Glenn?
10:53:41 <Glenn> They should pay an overweight tax when using aeroplanes... as I saw a trim young lady have to pay an excess luggage weight tax, while fatso behind her got off scott free!
10:54:07 <nigel> Glenn...
10:54:11 <nigel> No.
10:54:20 <nigel> Just...
10:54:24 <nigel> No.
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10:55:05 <nigel> I would say we should tax all Glenns
10:55:15 <Glenn> Twice now, I have asked for another seat because a F-A-T lard-butt was spilling oved into my seat, making it impossible for me to move.
10:55:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who u call dole bludger Glenn u gay man
10:55:22 <nigel> Why should I pay for Glenns roads?
10:55:34 * Glenn pays taxes.
10:55:40 <nigel> I don’t use them
10:56:07 <Glenn> Never had government benefits, and never will.
10:56:50 <Glenn> Oh?
10:56:56 <nigel> You’re missed the whole Centrelink abuse part of your adult development then
10:57:13 <Glenn> Missed nothing.
10:57:21 <nigel> No it’s great
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10:57:31 <nigel> They talk right down to you
10:57:31 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o HellFury
10:57:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who goinv to pay for ur aids treatments Glenn
10:57:40 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Tax payer
10:57:47 <nigel> And you get treated like you’re 5
10:58:13 <nigel> For pocket change
10:58:14 <+Exo> lol i have missed that experience too
10:58:18 * Exo slaps HellFury around a bit with a large trout
10:58:21 <+Exo> good moaning
10:58:30 <Glenn> Exo!
10:58:31 <Moonie> Hey Hellfury..
10:58:41 <+Exo> Glenn!!
10:58:51 <nigel> Exo
10:58:55 <HellFury> morning Moonie morning exo
10:59:00 <nigel> Glenn
10:59:03 * HellFury creeps up to Exo and gives them an atomic bum crack hurting wedgie! and looks oh my Exo your grundies broke!
10:59:05 <Glenn> 'tis -3C outside, and you're up already?
10:59:06 <nigel> HellFury:
10:59:12 <HellFury> nigel
10:59:20 <nigel> Glenn
10:59:30 <+Exo> lol is it colder in china or switzerland
10:59:39 <nigel> I’d say China
10:59:58 <+Exo> northern china
10:59:58 <nigel> But it’s less oppressive here
11:00:04 <Glenn> Haierbin gets down to around -40C
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11:00:45 <nigel> You know they took Glenn’s passport
11:00:46 <+Exo> lol is that in manchuria?
11:00:51 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o e|f
11:00:53 <nigel> He can’t leave
11:00:54 <+Exo> morning e|f
11:00:58 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Glenn has no penis
11:01:09 <Moonie> Hey elf..
11:01:15 <+Exo> you seem jealous of him pong
11:01:29 * HellFury bitch slaps [[[[[pong]]]]] with a greasy wing wang and says smell the mouldy cheese [[[[[pong]]]]]
11:01:31 <Glenn> No, Far north east corner of the country, borders Russia and North Korea
11:01:45 <+Exo> he is paying for your food, shelter and wifi
11:01:53 <e|f> morning everyone :)
11:01:53 <nigel> I hear it’s lovely there
11:02:23 <nigel> e|f
11:02:27 <Glenn> There are ice sculpture competitions there each year, with the results lasting about three months before the weather warms up.
11:02:30 <nigel> Exo
11:02:33 <+Exo> too cold out there
11:02:43 <e|f> sup
11:02:54 <+Exo> must be mongolic people living out there
11:03:00 <nigel> What happens to the losers of the competition Glenn?
11:03:34 <Glenn> No idea... no one asks :P
11:03:55 <e|f> i got lottery tickets for the big 1 tonight
11:03:57 <nigel> They probably do ask
11:04:00 <e|f> plus some cold beer
11:04:02 <e|f> :D
11:04:22 <nigel> e|f: good luck
11:04:34 <e|f> thx
11:04:50 <+Exo> haha same
11:04:52 <+Exo> got a systems 12
11:05:14 <e|f> it's 30 mill tonight so division 1 win will be a few million
11:05:19 <e|f> depends how many people win
11:05:23 <nigel> Did you guys pick 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8?
11:05:39 <e|f> i always get random numbers
11:05:41 <+Exo> i'm playing syndicate
11:05:44 <e|f> but i got a fair few tickets
11:06:03 <nigel> Then you’re set to buy that Lambo
11:06:04 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong not jealous of gay man
11:06:13 <nigel> Put the deposit down now
11:06:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Many ppl jealous of pooland
11:06:34 <nigel> Throw the big party
11:06:45 <nigel> Clean out your accounts
11:06:53 <+Exo> throw a big party in switzerland
11:07:00 <nigel> They’ll be topped up tomorrow
11:07:05 <+Exo> sky down the alps naked
11:08:00 <nigel> You know, not so many people play lotto here
11:08:45 <nigel> The Swiss are mostly like, investing their money
11:08:46 <Exo> why is that nigs
11:09:01 * Cath^ ([email protected]) has joined #sydney
11:09:07 <e|f> gambling can be considered an investment
11:09:11 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
11:09:11 <e|f> a poor 1 at that
11:09:15 <Moonie> Hey Cath..
11:09:17 <+Exo> pretty sure there are a few casinos in switzerland
11:09:23 <Cath^> hey Moonie
11:09:27 <+Exo> morning Cathay
11:09:30 <nigel> Investment can be considered gambling
11:09:37 <Cath^> it paid off last night ;p
11:09:40 <Cath^> hi Exo
11:09:54 <+Exo> what paid off? :o
11:10:02 <Cath^> gambling
11:10:19 <Moonie> At the Catho?
11:10:30 <Cath^> stop stalking me lol
11:10:33 <Moonie> hahaha
11:10:46 <e|f> Cath at the Catho
11:10:49 <e|f> lol nice
11:10:57 <Moonie> I wasn't there. :)
11:11:03 <+Exo> haha
11:11:04 <nigel> What’s the Catho?
11:11:17 <Cath^> the url is cathclub for a reason lol
11:11:23 <Moonie> Catholic Club.
11:11:31 Part: nigel ([email protected]) from #sydney
11:12:08 <Cath^> how are you e|f?
11:12:26 <e|f> pretty good
11:12:36 <e|f> i got a heap of lotto tickets and beer this morning
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11:12:44 <e|f> having 1 now
11:12:46 <e|f> hot day
11:12:48 <Cath^> where is Sutekh? is he rocking in a corner? lol
11:12:53 <e|f> also have some gardening to do today
11:12:54 <Cath^> wb nigel
11:12:56 <e|f> you?
11:13:00 <Raichu> Afternoon all
11:13:07 <nigel> Thanks Cath^
11:13:08 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Should pong open beer
11:13:20 <Cath^> i am well thank you
11:13:23 <Cath^> hi pong
11:13:27 <e|f> good :)
11:13:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hii Cath
11:13:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> R u married
11:13:56 <Cath^> i ventured out for breakfast...they missed my order
11:13:57 * Exo hands [[[[[pong]]]]] a tub of gravy
11:14:09 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong take photo
11:14:19 <Moonie> Bastards.. Where did you go, Cath?
11:14:25 <Cath^> why, are you interested pong?
11:14:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Maybe send pic
11:14:44 <Cath^> a cafe i regularly go to :/
11:15:08 <Cath^> you don't need a pic, we are all hawt on irc
11:15:09 <nigel> Are you single Cath^
11:15:28 <Moonie> Aah, so they're normally good?
11:15:48 <Cath^> i'm looking for an irc bf...are you interested nigel? ;p
11:15:55 <Cath^> yeah usually
11:16:01 <nigel> Hehe YES
11:16:12 <Moonie> If they were crap, I'd ask so I never went there hehe
11:16:14 <Cath^> lol noted
11:16:50 <nigel> Ahh, the good ol days of IRC
11:17:04 <nigel> A lot of hookups in my day
11:17:08 <Cath^> haha yup
11:17:09 <nigel> Now
11:17:20 <nigel> Just losing my hair
11:17:30 <Cath^> asl nigel? lolol
11:17:42 * Exo hands nigel some lotion for the bald spots
11:17:48 <nigel> 37 m Switzerland
11:18:03 <nigel> Old, I feel
11:18:09 <+Exo> nigel same age as pong
11:18:16 <e|f> $rand(1, 100) m australia
11:18:24 <Cath^> have you always been in Switzerlan?
11:18:39 <+Exo> lot's of serious contenders now Cath^
11:18:42 <nigel> Used to be in Brisbane
11:18:48 <Cath^> lol Exo
11:19:20 <Cath^> Exo is my ex irc bf...say something nice about me lol
11:19:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Cath^ can we tongue kiss
11:19:49 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong younger Exo
11:20:06 <+Exo> Cath was the best irc gf i ever had
11:20:14 <nigel> Had
11:20:16 <nigel> Lol
11:20:22 <+Exo> i cry myself to sleep most nights thinking of all the times we had shared on irc
11:20:41 <nigel> Looks like your free Cath^
11:20:47 <nigel> You’re
11:21:13 <Cath^> ;)
11:21:49 <nigel> So, I’m up right?
11:22:00 <Raichu> :)
11:22:00 <Raichu> Heya HellFury
11:22:00 <Raichu> How goes it?
11:22:08 <Cath^> are you? o.o
11:22:25 <+Exo> das Glück hilft dem Kühnen
11:22:33 <nigel> Do you have another?
11:23:07 <nigel> Mein Gott
11:23:23 <nigel> Ganzes falsches Satz
11:23:50 <+Exo> Besser allein als in schlechter Gesellschaft
11:24:05 <Moonie> heheheh you said schaft
11:24:08 <nigel> Bitte aufhören
11:24:33 <+Exo> Man sieht nur das, was man weiß
11:24:47 <nigel> Weil die Übersetzung so schmerzhaft ist
11:25:08 <nigel> And back to English
11:25:14 <+Exo> lass uns etwas kfc essen
11:25:22 <nigel> Yay
11:25:48 <Cath^> you want kfc?
11:26:02 <Cath^> i thought you were a hubgry jacks man
11:26:07 <Cath^> hungry
11:26:27 <+Exo> i like to buy a double whopper meal then drive to kfc get some wicked wings on the side
11:26:27 <HellFury> he wants hjs
11:26:29 <HellFury> hand jobs
11:26:43 * HellFury dicks
11:26:44 <HellFury> ducks
11:26:49 <+Exo> well that is only a given
11:26:54 Nick: hisluttech is now known as okdone
11:26:56 <nigel> Cath^ , gonna need an answer in that whole IRC bf thing before my wife wakes up
11:27:04 * Cath^ gives Exo a hand at the drive thru
11:27:10 <nigel> A hand
11:27:11 * Exo slaps ross the tosSssSSSS around with a cucumber
11:27:16 <nigel> Hehe
11:27:22 <Cath^> lol
11:27:33 * HellFury gets out her cattle prod and attaches it to the 200 foot pole and then zaps [[[[[pong]]]]]... Into that pig pen you go
11:27:35 <Cath^> well nigel...it depends
11:27:36 <+Exo> wow now that's what i call go customer service >:D
11:27:44 * Exo slaps okdone around a bit with a large trout
11:27:46 <+Exo> speak up b1rd
11:27:50 <+Exo> don't be shy
11:27:53 <Cath^> do you have nice forearms?
11:28:21 <nigel> All fore things on my body are nice
11:28:37 <Cath^> okay
11:28:41 <nigel> Maybe not the forehead
11:28:45 <+Exo> loooooooooooooooool
11:28:53 <nigel> Hair is receding
11:28:56 <Cath^> i accept
11:29:02 <nigel> Burnt all other fire things
11:29:07 <nigel> Yessss!
11:29:23 <HellFury> could be worse
11:29:33 <HellFury> you could have receding pubes
11:29:41 <nigel> So what do I do now?
11:29:51 <HellFury> offer her a forearm pic
11:29:55 <nigel> That would ave me shaving then HellFury
11:29:56 <HellFury> that will make her horny
11:29:57 <HellFury> :P
11:30:07 <Cath^> lol
11:30:18 <e|f> lol
11:30:26 <nigel> This is a non sexual relationship
11:30:31 <nigel> Until the sex
11:30:39 <HellFury> lol
11:30:45 <HellFury> yeh do a b1rd and get ya willy pics out
11:30:56 <HellFury> actually
11:30:56 <HellFury> no
11:31:09 <Cath^> lol
11:31:12 <HellFury> cath and i are still scarred from that
11:31:28 <+Exo> do a b1rd and pull out some ant mountain pics
11:31:45 <nigel> So Cath^ let’s do this
11:32:05 <Cath^> haha ok
11:32:33 <HellFury> watch out cath he will send you b1rd pics
11:32:34 <HellFury> :P
11:32:55 <nigel> Do we exchange nude pics now?
11:33:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [2h8m45s]
11:33:16 <Cath^> you go first ;p
11:33:35 <nigel> I’m on PH
11:33:53 <e|f> ph?
11:33:59 <Cath^> PH?
11:34:03 <e|f> pornhub?
11:34:15 <Cath^> oh my
11:34:17 <+Exo> keep it mind it's like 1 degree in switzerland atm
11:34:23 <Cath^> haha
11:34:32 <+Exo> what is this pornhub you guys speak of?
11:34:34 <nigel> Just search “orgy 30 women”
11:34:37 <Cath^> forrarm shrinkage great!
11:34:47 <+Exo> nigel was in the pool! he was in the pool!
11:34:49 <e|f> lol
11:34:54 <e|f> lol
11:35:06 <nigel> Pie hub
11:35:16 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> https://imgur.com/gallery/MZS3A8S
11:35:20 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong drink beer
11:35:25 <Cath^> wait how many irc gfs do you have?
11:35:29 <nigel> I’m talking about pie hub
11:35:38 <nigel> Just you baby
11:35:56 <Cath^> good answer ;p
11:36:02 <e|f> link is dead pongo
11:36:04 <+Exo> exclusive
11:36:06 <nigel> Can I call you baby?
11:36:07 <e|f> don't work
11:36:20 <Cath^> you may
11:36:30 <+Exo> since when did pongs grandma let him drink beer
11:36:30 <nigel> Alright, baby
11:36:37 <Cath^> pong..are you old enough to drink?
11:36:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Did it work now
11:36:55 <e|f> no
11:37:00 <Cath^> i saw it
11:37:12 <+Exo> pong wears a helmet and takes the shortbus to skool
11:37:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Wat did it have in pic Cath
11:37:21 * Cath^ sits next to nigel
11:37:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who told u
11:37:32 <nigel> oh oh
11:37:39 <Cath^> beer and paper with your nick
11:37:40 <+Exo> Raichu told me
11:37:44 <nigel> I’m out of practice
11:37:47 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yesss it Work
11:37:47 <HellFury> mama mama *sucks a dummy at the word baby*
11:37:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It works
11:37:59 <Kezzie> just collected a second car a 2010 ford focus CL
11:38:00 * nigel slides over to Cath^
11:38:00 <+Exo> it doesn't work ross
11:38:10 <Cath^> that's alright..me too
11:38:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Cath saw it
11:38:15 <+Exo> nice Kezzie
11:38:17 <+Exo> i call shotgun!
11:38:20 * nigel nervously puts his hand out
11:38:20 <Kezzie> ty Exo
11:38:40 * Exo hands Kezzie her morning tea and biscuit
11:38:43 * Cath^ looks at nigel's hand
11:38:52 <Kezzie> thanks Exo
11:38:58 <nigel> It’s clean
11:39:01 <e|f> https://imgur.com/a/0YKDf8G
11:39:02 <Cath^> hi Kez
11:39:03 * Exo thinks why nigels right hand is larger than the left
11:39:11 <Kezzie> hi Cath^
11:39:24 <e|f> hi Kezzie wb
11:39:28 <e|f> congrats on le new car
11:39:31 <Kezzie> is nigel aka bird ??
11:39:34 <e|f> no
11:39:36 <Kezzie> hugs e|f
11:39:37 <+Exo> nah
11:39:38 <Cath^> lol
11:39:39 <Kezzie> ok
11:39:44 <nigel> Hell no
11:39:48 * Exo slaps okdone around a bit with a large trout
11:39:50 <+Exo> that is b1rd
11:39:53 <Cath^> oh thank goodness
11:39:57 <nigel> B1rd is a fucking racist
11:40:13 <HellFury> you think
11:40:20 <Kezzie> ty e|f nice to have a sec car again jules took it for a test drive she speeds lol
11:40:21 <nigel> Just saying
11:40:23 <Cath^> you had me worried i had unknowingly hooked up with b1rd lol
11:40:33 <Moonie> If that's the worst thing you can say about him, maybe you haven't spent enough time here..
11:40:35 <nigel> We haven’t hooked up yet
11:40:40 <e|f> Kezzie... lol
11:40:59 <nigel> It would help if you were Asian Cath^
11:42:20 * Cath^ spits into the tube and sends it off to get her DNA tested
11:42:35 <+Exo> lol
11:42:44 <nigel> Do you need that to know if you’re Asian?
11:42:55 <Cath^> you might
11:43:00 <+Exo> could be 3% asian
11:43:04 <e|f> lol
11:43:12 <e|f> %0.0000001 asian
11:43:19 <e|f> now you know why you like to gamble
11:43:20 <nigel> I’m gonna need 100%
11:43:20 <Moonie> Wait, Cath spits?
11:43:40 <nigel> If it’s really gonna work
11:43:43 <Kezzie> bbl ppl just got home need to rest
11:43:44 <lx> No probs Kezzie...
11:43:46 <Cath^> like a viper Moonie ;)
11:43:50 <Moonie> hahaha
11:44:01 <+Exo> lolz
11:44:29 <nigel> Who else got a hard on just now?
11:44:39 <Cath^> me
11:44:43 <e|f> me
11:44:47 <Moonie> I already had one.
11:44:49 <+Exo> just now?
11:44:59 <e|f> actually for the last 30 mins
11:44:59 <Cath^> my work here is done
11:45:01 <Cath^> next
11:45:05 <e|f> but i was gonna keep it secret
11:45:30 <nigel> So you’re not Asian Cath^
11:45:33 <nigel> ?
11:45:37 <+Exo> morning wood
11:45:56 <nigel> I’m thinking we’re not gonna work if not
11:46:10 <e|f> why do you like asian women so much ?
11:46:11 <Cath^> well.. on Xmas day i found out from cousin we had a lot of asian in our fam
11:46:40 <Cath^> my Mum looks asian
11:46:58 <nigel> So you’re Asian?
11:47:03 * HellFury slits eyes
11:47:09 <+Exo> 0.5 percent of the male population in the world is related to genghis khan
11:47:18 <nigel> Ohh racist racist!
11:47:19 <Cath^> i don't look it..sorry
11:47:33 <HellFury> lol considering im part png part brit
11:47:37 <HellFury> im not racist
11:47:39 * nigel hits the racist alarm
11:47:40 <HellFury> so watch it
11:47:45 <nigel> You are
11:47:53 <HellFury> far from it
11:48:01 <nigel> You’re a fucking racist!
11:48:03 <HellFury> but i get people picking on me coz of my skin color
11:48:06 <HellFury> nope
11:48:13 <Cath^> sigh...dumped already
11:48:20 <HellFury> not when i have a black mother
11:48:25 <e|f> HellFury just hates everyone of every creed equally
11:48:26 <HellFury> so fucken cut it out with the racist shit
11:48:29 <e|f> so she can't be racist
11:48:29 <+Exo> lol is that a new record
11:48:32 <nigel> I’m fucking with you HellFury
11:48:57 <e|f> so nigel
11:49:03 <e|f> why do you like asian women so much ?
11:49:10 <nigel> Cath^: it’s okay, maybe you can wear this paper bag
11:49:33 * nigel hands Cath the bag
11:49:47 <+Exo> nigel has been dropped into the pong and trump category
11:49:48 * Cath^ blinks
11:49:51 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.109.160) from #sydney
11:49:55 <nigel> I don’t really :)
11:50:05 <nigel> I’m actually a fucking racist
11:50:26 <Cath^> :/
11:50:29 <e|f> :o
11:50:37 <nigel> Ja
11:51:00 <IkanBilis> Lol
11:51:02 <e|f> nein
11:51:07 <nigel> Sure
11:51:19 <e|f> >_>
11:51:35 <nigel> I like to use this word a lot
11:52:00 <nigel> Because racist is a label
11:52:06 <nigel> And labels are bad
11:52:20 <nigel> So I use it as much as possible
11:52:28 <e|f> hmmmmmm
11:52:28 <lx> ...ah huh...
11:52:38 * HellFury sighs
11:52:43 <nigel> I mean
11:52:57 * Cath^ sighs
11:53:01 <Moonie> Ways to kill the conversation...
11:53:13 <HellFury> do a ban cone?
11:53:33 <nigel> It died when Cath^ and I broke up
11:53:35 Mode: (by e|f) +b racists!*@*
11:53:39 Mode: (by e|f) -b racists!*@*
11:53:50 <nigel> We were good together
11:54:15 <Cath^> lesson learnt
11:54:30 <+Exo> lasted a good 6 minutes
11:54:31 <nigel> Hey, Cath^ would ya like to come to a Swiss sauna with me?
11:54:54 <Cath^> no...please down so i can see my next irc bf behind you
11:55:01 <Cath^> sit
11:55:21 <Cath^> *sniff*
11:55:29 <nigel> As friends
11:55:36 * e|f hands Cath^ a pina colada in a coconut
11:55:45 <nigel> But you gotta go in stalkers
11:55:58 <Cath^> get off the island nigel..the tribe has spoken
11:56:17 <Cath^> thanks e|f ;)
11:56:22 <e|f> :D
11:56:24 <nigel> I see
11:56:26 <nigel> I see
11:56:30 <nigel> I see
11:56:44 <Cath^> good you have clarity
11:57:00 <nigel> You’re all fucking racist
11:57:22 * e|f yawns
11:57:23 <nigel> That’s why I’m out
11:57:25 <+Exo> calm your titties nigel
11:57:44 <nigel> You all don’t like me because I’m black
11:58:21 <nigel> That’s right, I’m black
11:58:24 Kick: nigel was kicked by Exo (the tribe has spoken)
11:58:35 <e|f> he was getting silly
11:58:44 <e|f> silly billy
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11:58:57 <+Exo> nigel has become n1gel
11:59:16 <nigel> I got kicked? Really?
11:59:37 <+Exo> you did
11:59:59 <nigel> That was a bit of a c*** move
12:00:02 <HellFury> beat me to it
12:00:10 <HellFury> suck it up princess
12:00:14 <HellFury> and move away from the topic
12:00:17 <nigel> And the stars ain’t for oil
12:00:24 <nigel> Ool
12:00:50 * Exo hands n1gel a chill pill
12:01:09 <nigel> Fuck your chill pill
12:01:37 Mode: (by Exo) +b *!*@austnet.469398729.user
12:01:42 * Exo picks up the ban hammer Mjölnir and bangs it on nigel's head
12:02:01 <e|f> so we keep waitin' on the world to changeee
12:02:18 <e|f> and if we had the power to bring our neighbours home from war
12:02:23 Part: nigel ([email protected]) from #sydney
12:02:27 <e|f> they woulda' never missed a christmas
12:02:44 <e|f> no more ribbons on their doorrrrr
12:03:00 <Cath^> hi Skyfire
12:03:00 <jigsaw> lets death ping Cath^^
12:03:16 <e|f> happy holidays, friends :)
12:03:22 <e|f> from elf 2 you
12:04:00 <Cath^> Raichu!
12:04:14 <Cath^> onwards and upwards
12:04:31 <Cath^> is it any wonder that i am irc single sheesh
12:05:00 <SkyFire> hi
12:05:04 <Cath^> happy holidays e|fy
12:05:12 <e|f> ^_^
12:05:24 <Moonie> Men.. hmmph
12:05:25 <lx> ...ah huh...
12:05:31 <HellFury> bet hes muttering crap now
12:05:33 <HellFury> coz he was on mutter
12:06:00 <Moonie> Odd that he used the german word for mother as his ident
12:06:00 <Cath^> how are you?
12:06:00 <SkyFire> ok - leg is still sore though
12:06:12 <e|f> nah
12:06:16 <e|f> probably set by the client
12:06:21 <e|f> (mutter)
12:06:31 <e|f> mutter IRC client or whatever
12:06:34 * e|f bets
12:06:34 <HellFury> hes muttering stupid
12:06:43 <e|f> yea ^
12:07:00 <Glenn> The client only the best trolls use. :P
12:07:00 <Cath^> oh bugger..how do these things take?
12:07:47 <Cath^> hi Glenn
12:08:00 <SkyFire> ages
12:08:00 <SkyFire> 4+ weeks to heal
12:08:00 <Cath^> kk
12:08:16 Nick: okdone is now known as hicathsweety
12:08:21 <Glenn> Good morning Cath^! :)
12:08:45 <Cath^> hi okdone/hicathsweety
12:09:01 Nick: hicathsweety is now known as hehetweettweet
12:09:17 <HellFury> oh man its b1rd
12:09:25 <HellFury> don't encourage him to get his weener out
12:09:26 <Cath^> hi b1rd...where is my pic
12:09:46 * HellFury smacks Cath^ with a large blow up Emu *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*
12:09:56 <Cath^> wtf lol
12:09:57 Nick: hehetweettweet is now known as lolhaventtakenityet
12:10:12 <Cath^> what are you waiting for?
12:10:23 <e|f> maybe someone gagged him so he can't chat
12:10:40 <e|f> hmmm
12:10:40 <lx> ...ah huh...
12:10:51 <Cath^> oh forgot to tell you guys..hot cross buns are out in Coles already :/
12:10:55 Part: lolhaventtakenityet ([email protected]) from #sydney
12:10:59 <Cath^> lol
12:11:10 <Cath^> poor b1rd
12:12:03 <+Exo> haha think he copped a zline yesterday
12:12:11 <Moonie> I found a picture of bird's dick you need it.. https://imgur.com/a/rkUkuOh
12:12:16 <Moonie> if
12:12:29 <HellFury> HAHAHAHA
12:12:31 <HellFury> mushroom dick
12:12:41 <+Exo> looooooool
12:12:57 * HellFury slides mushies at cath
12:13:01 <Cath^> appropriate..looks sunburnt!
12:14:02 <Cath^> HellFury havent i been through enough this morning? :/
12:14:06 <HellFury> haha
12:14:11 <HellFury> could be worse sister
12:14:34 <Cath^> it could?
12:14:40 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/1SIFR48
12:14:41 <HellFury> yeah
12:14:43 <HellFury> could be that
12:14:57 <Cath^> lol
12:15:00 <+Exo> LOL
12:15:05 <e|f> lol
12:15:08 <Moonie> haha rigamortis makes me hard...
12:15:15 <e|f> a death erection
12:15:17 <e|f> nice 1
12:16:04 <HellFury> you mean like this
12:16:05 <Cath^> ok...i need an approval panel for my next irc bf
12:16:10 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/DlASHy4
12:16:12 <Sutekh> too hot to go out and get crab sticks again, this is just unacceptable...
12:16:24 <Cath^> Sutekh!
12:16:42 <Cath^> thank goodnesd you are here
12:16:49 <Sutekh> Hi Catherine
12:16:57 <e|f> Cath^, your friends here will screen and probity check etc any potential lovers for you
12:17:00 <e|f> so never fear
12:17:01 <Moonie> Summer sucks... It's too hot to even go out and look at the women wearing less clothes because of the heat!
12:17:04 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/9DVNDr8
12:17:11 <Sutekh> ;/
12:17:11 <HellFury> thank god they didn't have this this year
12:17:20 <Cath^> thanks e|f :D
12:17:55 <HellFury> here cath
12:17:59 <HellFury> have some ice cream
12:18:00 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/oqIutqQ
12:18:06 <Sutekh> whats wrong Cath?
12:18:15 <Cath^> wtf
12:18:18 <Cath^> lol
12:18:40 <HellFury> :P
12:19:01 <Cath^> you missed my new record...new irc bf lasted what...6 minutes Exo?
12:19:05 <+Exo> sUtEKkkh
12:19:09 Mode: (by Exo) -b *!*@austnet.469398729.user
12:19:11 <Sutekh> ill ask grem to bring back LoveOP
12:19:16 <HellFury> yeah
12:19:19 <Cath^> lol
12:19:24 <HellFury> he dumped her in 6 mins
12:19:24 <+Exo> yep was around 6mins
12:19:35 <Glenn> Poor LoveOP...
12:19:35 <+Exo> then he showed his true colors
12:19:36 <Sutekh> who dumped u Cath?
12:19:49 <+Exo> !seen loveop
12:19:51 <StatsOP> Exo, I don't remember seeing loveop.
12:20:00 <e|f> !seen my car keys
12:20:00 <StatsOP> e|f, I don't remember seeing my.
12:20:03 <Cath^> well...tribe spoke...he was cast off the island collectively lol
12:20:04 <+Exo> -lx- loveop was last seen on Tuesday at 07:03am +10:00 GMT 12/09/2017 arriving in #Sydney, departing on Tuesday at 07:04am +10:00 GMT 12/09/2017
12:20:15 <Sutekh> we will ban the infidel
12:20:20 <Cath^> lol
12:21:05 <Cath^> i should never accepted before seeing forearms first!
12:21:27 <Sutekh> ;/
12:21:33 <Glenn> Momentary appearance!
12:21:36 <Cath^> ..
12:22:28 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
12:23:18 <e|f> so i have seven lotto tickets
12:23:33 <Cath^> winning?
12:23:38 <e|f> hope so
12:23:45 <e|f> i'm happy to split division 1 with myself
12:23:48 <e|f> i'm not greedy
12:23:50 <Cath^> fingers crossed
12:23:51 * e|f laughs
12:23:54 <+Exo> i better be extra nice to e|f today incase he wins
12:24:02 * Exo sits next to e|f and hands him a beer
12:24:07 <e|f> haha
12:24:11 <Cath^> he might buy you some moreschi shoes
12:24:22 <+Exo> hell yeah
12:24:26 <e|f> "have I told you how attractive you are, e|f?"
12:24:37 <e|f> "you've always been my favourite friend!"
12:24:49 * Cath^ sits between Exo and e|f
12:24:56 <e|f> if i win - definitely some kind of party being thrown
12:25:00 <e|f> hold me to it
12:25:13 * Cath^ holds e|f
12:25:20 <e|f> :D
12:25:38 Quit: Cath^ ([email protected]) Connection closed
12:25:51 Join: Cath^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
12:26:01 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
12:26:07 <Moonie> wb Cath
12:26:11 <Cath^> ta
12:26:32 <Cath^> !ttop10
12:26:32 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. nigel(1253) 2. Exo(1150) 3. Cath^(776) 4. HellFury(607) 5. e|f(576) 6. Sutekh(511) 7. Moonie(334) 8. [[[[[pong]]]]](180) 9. Glenn(129) 10. President_Trump(76)
12:26:39 <Cath^> :o
12:27:30 <e|f> o:
12:28:19 <e|f> windows default drive is always set to c:/
12:28:34 <e|f> i wonder what happened to a:/ and b:/
12:28:42 <e|f> maybe throwback to the days of floppy drives
12:28:47 <Moonie> Yeup
12:28:47 <Sutekh> this IRC day thingo isnt too bad, i think ill apply for newstart and sit here all day
12:29:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
12:29:15 <Moonie> floppy drives were always A: and B:
12:29:28 <e|f> yea
12:29:56 <e|f> heh
12:30:04 <Sutekh> showing ur age there Moonie ;p
12:30:18 <e|f> "nobody will ever need more than 64 KB of RAM" - said someone
12:30:30 <Moonie> Unfortunately..
12:30:47 <Sutekh> haha
12:31:01 <Moonie> Yeah, shows how smart that unnamed person is *coughs* Bill Gates *coughs*
12:31:19 <Moonie> bbl
12:31:19 <lx> k Moonie...
12:31:23 <e|f> kk
12:31:26 <Sutekh> poor Gates isnt the richest man in the world anymore
12:31:34 <e|f> that amazon guy is
12:32:01 <e|f> i still remember the amazon website from the 90s
12:32:04 <Sutekh> yeah
12:32:24 <e|f> internet is definitely a boon
12:33:16 <Cath^> how will i cope with no irc during the day when i go back to work :/
12:33:51 <Sutekh> Cath, yeah, i know how u feel
12:34:23 <Sutekh> lets face it, 2019 is going to be another shit year
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12:34:45 <Cath^> it's going to be a fabolous year!
12:34:50 <Cath^> hey couleurs
12:35:08 <couleurs> hi Cath^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
12:39:15 <Cath^> fabulous
12:39:32 <couleurs> da heatwave ova now it's humiditity
12:44:00 <HellFury> did they point at laugh at you free ballin
12:50:00 <President_Trump> lol
12:50:00 <President_Trump> she's flirting with me again, HellFury wants me so bad
12:59:00 <DrJones> HellShit
13:00:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol
13:02:00 <SkyFire> he'll be fine HellFury - he is immune to it
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13:09:00 <b1rd> I farted on fone to pandasdontdrive
13:09:01 Part: buspirate ([email protected]) from #sydney
13:09:06 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> https://imgur.com/gallery/SuiG17K
13:09:45 <e|f> you need one with it opened + your hand
13:11:00 <SkyFire> hi Cath^
13:11:07 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ok pong take another
13:11:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Do u drink Melb
13:11:52 <e|f> not sold here
13:12:07 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> We’re u from
13:12:51 <e|f> newcastle
13:13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U better fart if pong calls
13:13:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Melb is nice Dan Murchpy might have it
13:13:54 <e|f> yea
13:13:56 <e|f> they would
13:14:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Go eat some onions
13:14:00 <b1rd> I try
13:15:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Go buy some onions
13:15:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Eat em
13:15:00 <b1rd> Later too far away
13:20:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Liek 10 supermarkets in Bendigo
13:21:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Maybe 15
13:21:00 <b1rd> Ye i bit out of bebdigo
13:21:00 <b1rd> Lotta bogans here
13:21:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Y u there
13:22:00 <b1rd> Relax
13:22:00 <b1rd> While sunburn heal
13:22:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It hot there
13:22:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U don’t do enough farts
13:22:00 <b1rd> Ye
13:30:00 <Cath^> hi SkyFire
13:30:00 <Cath^> wb couleurs
13:30:00 <couleurs> thank u Cath^^^^^^^^^^^
13:30:00 <Cath^> hi Zade
13:30:00 <Zade> hello Cath^
13:31:00 <SkyFire> hi Zade :)
13:32:00 <Zade> hello SkyFire
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14:24:42 Nick: IkanBilis is now known as beehhh
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14:25:13 Nick: beehhh is now known as IkanBilis
14:31:13 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [2h8m45s]
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14:48:53 <IkanBilis> Lol
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15:00:36 <jigsaw> lets death ping Cath^^
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15:46:00 <jigsaw> has the price changed cath?
15:46:00 <jigsaw> was the last one you told me
15:46:00 <jigsaw> :)
15:46:00 <Cath^> keep the change
15:46:53 * HellFury loads President_Trump in a really big heavy wide load sling shot and fires it and him out the door and slams door shut! Stay out President_Trump!!
15:47:00 <jigsaw> price drop was it
15:47:00 <Cath^> down down
15:47:00 <e|f> >_>
15:47:00 <jigsaw> complete with hand showing 1 finger
15:47:00 <Cath^> correct
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15:47:46 * SkyFire resets it for [[[[[pong]]]]]
15:48:00 <jigsaw> up up and away
15:48:00 <kustomboiiiis> Elf does copy paste coding
15:48:00 <Cath^> up your nose and away it goes
15:48:00 <kustomboiiiis> He learn from dummies books copies code
15:48:00 <jigsaw> time for an icy cold shower
15:48:00 <e|f> for dummy's books are awful
15:48:13 <President_Trump> lol
15:48:19 <President_Trump> she's flirting with me again, HellFury wants me so bad
15:49:00 <jigsaw> rubs his sweaty face on caths chest
15:49:00 <^bozoJim> oh my\
15:49:00 <jigsaw> ice bath?
15:49:00 <Cath^> yes..waist down
15:49:00 <jigsaw> err
15:50:00 <Cath^> lol
15:50:00 <jigsaw> face down?
15:50:00 <e|f> ...
15:50:00 <jigsaw> oh you want me to shrink]
15:50:00 <Cath^> if you must
15:51:00 <Cath^> lol
15:51:00 <e|f> lol
15:51:00 <kustomboiiiis> Custom
15:51:00 <Cath^> custom shrinkage
15:52:00 <^bozoJim> lol
15:53:00 <Cath^> kustomboiiiis do you need an ice bath too?
15:53:00 <kustomboiiiis> Go get my dik out soon do some custom
15:53:00 <Cath^> sheesh
15:53:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It look liek toadstool
15:54:00 <Cath^> how's the sunburn? i'm still peeling
15:54:00 <kustomboiiiis> These chatkunts r kustom
15:54:00 <Cath^> oi
15:55:00 <kustomboiiiis> It hurts
15:55:00 <kustomboiiiis> Lol two letter preschool words. Custom
15:55:00 <Cath^> well you silly for leaving it out
15:55:00 <kustomboiiiis> Gotta get dik out with the boiiis custom
15:55:00 <Cath^> who hijackex your nick?
15:56:00 <Cath^> hijacked
15:56:00 <kustomboiiiis> Custom qline kid
15:56:00 <Cath^> righto
15:56:00 <Cath^> bring b1 back
15:57:00 <kustomboiiiis> B1rd right here full kusstom
15:57:00 <e|f> hmmm
15:57:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
15:57:00 <*buffextras> [[[[[pong]]]]]!~[[[[[pong]]@austnet.1642874269.user parted with message: []
15:57:00 <Cath^> bullsh!t
15:57:20 <DrJones> HellShit
15:57:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol
15:58:00 <kustomboiiiis> Cath take ur clothes off hun
15:58:00 <kustomboiiiis> Custom
15:59:00 <kustomboiiiis> Im after some custom rape
15:59:00 <Cath^> bye
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16:00:00 <HellFury> sigh
16:01:00 <kustomboiiiis> Hellfury's custom
16:01:00 <HellFury> can we keep the rape talk out of here
16:02:00 <Cath^> way to go b1rd
16:02:00 <Cath^> sheesh
16:03:00 <kustomboiiiis> Dont ban me im custom
16:03:00 <Cath^> behave an you won't have a problem
16:03:00 <e|f> hmm
16:03:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
16:03:00 <e|f> oops
16:03:00 <kustomboiiiis> Ok cath custom
16:03:00 <kustomboiiiis> Hellfury.. Spelling mistakes ahhh
16:04:00 <e|f> didn't mean to set that mode
16:04:00 <e|f> sorry guys
16:04:00 <e|f> brb
16:04:00 <lx> 1 No probs1 e|f...
16:04:00 <Cath^> what is wrong with you..one minute you are ok..next minute random stuff comes out of you... :/
16:04:00 <HellFury> fucken shut up with the kustom shit
16:04:00 <HellFury> jees
16:04:00 <HellFury> lame
16:05:00 <Cath^> you got a friend in the van?
16:05:29 Part: Cath^^ ([email protected]) from #sydney
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16:05:58 Nick: Cath^^ is now known as Cath^
16:06:00 <Cath^> !ttop10
16:06:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Cath^(1327) 2. Exo(1300) 3. nigel(1253) 4. e|f(816) 5. HellFury(678) 6. ^bozojim(652) 7. Sutekh(602) 8. Moonie(470) 9. Kezzie(415) 10. [[[[[pong]]]]](363)
16:06:00 <kustomboiiiis> Alright alright ill try b more custom
16:06:00 <^bozoJim> wow look at that I am climbing the ladder
16:06:00 <Cath^> how did you even get up there Jim...you double scoring lol
16:06:02 Part: Cath^ ([email protected]) from #sydney
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16:06:27 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
16:07:00 <^bozoJim> no I am not I have no control obver the bot
16:07:00 <Cath^> try harder kustomboiiiis
16:07:00 <Cath^> the bot favours you :/
16:07:00 <Cath^> did you pay him off?
16:07:00 <^bozoJim> no it does not I have no more effect on it than any other
16:08:00 <Cath^> ha!
16:08:00 <Cath^> i will keep a close eye
16:08:00 <^bozoJim> it is just I am an active chatter and my words are tallied
16:08:00 <Cath^> !ttop10
16:08:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Cath^(1359) 2. Exo(1300) 3. nigel(1253) 4. e|f(816) 5. ^bozojim(699) 6. HellFury(678) 7. Sutekh(602) 8. Moonie(470) 9. Kezzie(415) 10. [[[[[pong]]]]](363)
16:08:00 <^bozoJim> and we all know I do talk a little bit in channel here and there and every little bit helps
16:08:47 <SkyFire> hi Cath^
16:09:00 <^bozoJim> see how easy it is to climb up the ladder of chatting
16:09:00 <Cath^> especially when someone throwns down the gauntlet ;p
16:09:00 <kustomboiiiis> Ill get lobotomised and get my brain cut in half and ill get bak to u cath
16:09:00 <Cath^> l o l
16:09:00 <^bozoJim> and now i am o ver halfway to Exos total and I should be able to pass it before reset
16:10:00 <^bozoJim> although Cath^ you are out in front tonight congratulations
16:10:00 <Cath^> no need kustomboiiiis...just a little resprct will do..give n take
16:10:00 <jigsaw> Im showered and clean, Im all yours again Cath^ xx
16:10:00 <Cath^> ha! Jim...i will be close but no cigar when you over take me
16:10:00 <kustomboiiiis> Ur right ur right ; custom
16:10:00 <^bozoJim> I thought I would have been able to ha ve you for a night ;)
16:11:00 <kustomboiiiis> What u just said is custom
16:11:00 <Cath^> thanks Jigsaw...now fan me with palm fronds and feed me grapes
16:11:00 <jigsaw> ill have ya soon cath
16:11:00 <Cath^> lol
16:12:00 <Cath^> the queue is long and distinguished
16:13:00 <^bozoJim> I am home to morrow and am looking forard to it
16:13:00 <^bozoJim> my second day off in almost 3 weeks
16:13:00 <HellFury> that felt good
16:13:00 <Cath^> you work too hard Jim
16:13:00 <^bozoJim> I do put in the hours
16:14:00 <Cath^> hi hilly1
16:18:00 <kustomboiiiis> Hi kustom cath
16:18:28 Join: couleurs ([email protected]) to #sydney
16:19:00 <jigsaw> <kustomboiiiis> I am GROOT
16:19:00 <e|f> ...
16:20:00 <kustomboiiiis> These npc kunts r kustom
16:21:00 <Cath^> wb kustomboiiiis
16:22:00 <kustomboiiiis> Kustom
16:22:00 <Cath^> you are doing my head in
16:22:00 <HellFury> mine too
16:22:00 <jigsaw> your head was like that when you entered Cath^
16:22:00 <kustomboiiiis> Kustom brain explosion.
16:22:00 <e|f> me3
16:22:00 <Cath^> jigsaw leave
16:23:00 <kustomboiiiis> Thats not very kustom jigsaw
16:23:00 <e|f> greeneyes
16:24:00 <Cath^> who's got green eyes?
16:24:00 <e|f> :D
16:25:00 <Cath^> hair colour?
16:25:00 <e|f> ash blonde
16:25:00 <Cath^> height?
16:25:00 <e|f> 5ft9
16:25:00 <Cath^> nice forearms?
16:25:00 <e|f> doubt it
16:25:00 <e|f> lol
16:25:00 <kustomboiiiis> Kustom
16:26:00 <British^Meat> hahahahaa c/kustom thats HILARIOUS
16:26:00 <e|f> lol
16:26:00 <British^Meat> thats gold, so gold
16:26:00 <Cath^> kustom gold
16:26:00 <British^Meat> my sides...
16:26:00 <British^Meat> they just...
16:26:00 <British^Meat> hahhhahhhahahaa
16:26:00 <kustomboiiiis> British meat is one of the kustom boiiis
16:26:00 <British^Meat> hahhhahhhahahaa!
16:26:00 <Cath^> clearly
16:26:00 <British^Meat> noels caravans
16:26:00 <British^Meat> hilarious
16:26:00 <British^Meat> i cant even (smiley face)
16:27:00 <e|f> :) ?
16:27:40 <Cath^> hi SkyFire
16:27:53 <Cath^> wb couleurs
16:28:03 Join: Zade ([email protected]) to #sydney
16:28:04 <couleurs> thank u Cath^^^^^^^^^^^
16:28:25 <Cath^> hi Zade
16:28:33 <Zade> hello Cath^
16:28:51 <SkyFire> hi Zade :)
16:29:00 <British^Meat> excuse me sista
16:29:54 <Zade> hello SkyFire
16:30:00 <British^Meat> dont touch what u cant afford
16:30:00 <Sutekh> lol
16:31:00 <e|f> you think that you won't fall
16:31:00 <e|f> just wait until
16:31:00 <e|f> the sun goes downnnnnn
16:33:55 <jigsaw> hi zade
16:34:12 <Zade> hello jigsaw
16:34:20 <jigsaw> you stink
16:34:33 <jigsaw> that was to pong
16:35:24 <Cath^> hi jigsaw
16:35:36 <jigsaw> bout time cath
16:35:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> https://imgur.com/gallery/SuiG17K
16:35:53 <jigsaw> dare we loook?
16:35:59 <SkyFire> hi jigsaw :)
16:36:04 <jigsaw> sky hi
16:36:04 * SkyFire hugs Cath^
16:36:20 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It pong beer
16:36:31 <Cath^> seen that one pong
16:36:42 <e|f> need a pic of opened beer with ciggie
16:36:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol okay
16:37:07 * Cath^ sits next to e|f
16:37:18 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
16:37:26 * e|f hugs Cath^ "happy holidays"
16:38:15 <Cath^> happy ending! ;p
16:38:23 <e|f> lol
16:38:26 <jigsaw> Isaac Newton born 25th December 1642, Reasons Greetings!
16:38:32 <DrJones> SkyFireSHIT!
16:38:44 <Cath^> lol jigsaw
16:38:55 <Cath^> DrJones...
16:39:18 <jigsaw> i got the first laugh from cath, pay up!
16:39:45 Part: Zade ([email protected]) from #sydney
16:40:00 <HellFury> night :p
16:40:00 <e|f> :D
16:41:51 Nick: jigsaw is now known as [[[[[afterburner]]]]]
16:41:58 <[[[[[afterburner]]]]]> too much xmas food
16:42:21 <couleurs> r u pong cousin
16:42:27 <Cath^> lol
16:42:33 <[[[[[afterburner]]]]]> im his big daddy
16:42:53 Join: energizer ([email protected]) to #sydney
16:43:00 <kustomboiiiis> picked bum then nose
16:43:45 <DrJones> SkyFire is a faggot
16:44:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Remove brackets
16:44:11 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Only pong has stench marks
16:44:28 <[[[[[afterburner]]]]]> yeah i need more fire
16:44:37 <DrJones> [[[[[afterburner]]]]] is a faggot
16:44:39 Nick: [[[[[afterburner]]]]] is now known as {{{{{afterburner}}}}}
16:44:42 <{{{{{afterburner}}}}}> there
16:44:54 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*[email protected].*
16:45:00 <Cath^> :/
16:45:01 Part: DrJones ([email protected]) from #sydney
16:45:08 <HellFury> that worked
16:45:43 <HellFury> !seen drjones
16:45:46 <StatsOP> DrJones ([email protected]) was last seen quitting from #chatzone only 41 seconds ago stating (Quit: {}).
16:45:55 Join: crumpet ([email protected]) to #sydney
16:46:00 <e|f> my final beer for tonight
16:46:05 Part: crumpet ([email protected]) from #sydney
16:46:21 <e|f> hmmmmm
16:46:22 <lx> ...ah huh...
16:46:29 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*[email protected].*
16:46:34 <HellFury> reckon crumpet was him
16:46:40 Nick: {{{{{afterburner}}}}} is now known as jigsaw
16:46:43 <e|f> maybe
16:47:00 <e|f> bottoms up
16:47:00 <kustomboiiiis> Pants down
16:47:00 <e|f> not quite
16:47:00 <e|f> actually - a long shot
16:47:00 <kustomboiiiis> Dicks out for the bois
16:47:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Feel the power of [[[[[[[[[[[[[
16:47:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Feel the power of [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
16:48:17 <e|f> [][][][][][]
16:48:34 <Cath^> oh my
16:48:43 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yer
16:49:20 <Cath^> feel the e|f
16:49:27 <e|f> haha
16:49:51 <HellFury> bbs
16:49:51 <lx> ciao for now HellFury...
16:49:53 <e|f> pong reminds me of Marjin Buu from the Dragon Ball Z series
16:50:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
16:50:05 <Kezzie> hi Cath^ HellFury e|f
16:50:13 <Cath^> hey Kez wb
16:50:16 <SkyFire> hi Kezzie *hugs*
16:50:19 <Kezzie> ta
16:50:19 <e|f> hi sup
16:50:20 Join: kustomboiiiis ([email protected]) to #sydney
16:50:21 <e|f> hugs
16:50:22 <Kezzie> hugs SkyFire
16:50:23 <jigsaw> KEZZZZAAAAA
16:50:31 <Kezzie> jigsaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16:50:36 <SkyFire> good luck with the potential cyclone Kezzie
16:50:51 <Kezzie> gee thanks what we dont need
16:50:53 <Cath^> no more kustom!
16:50:59 <SkyFire> aww
16:51:11 <jigsaw> was that to me Kez?
16:51:12 * SkyFire sends Kezzie some floaties and a boat
16:51:21 <SkyFire> to me jigsaw
16:51:29 <jigsaw> i know ;)
16:51:39 <jigsaw> was aiming for some empathy
16:51:47 <SkyFire> oh :(
16:52:02 <Kezzie> we got a few lows off the coast that will turn to cyclones news saying jigsaw and where i am is a direct hit
16:52:02 <jigsaw> too late
16:52:19 <jigsaw> :o
16:52:21 * Kezzie gives HellFury a hot, juicy, where'd you learn to do that, ohmygod that feels so good, put your hand here, mmmmm and your tongue here, how can you do this to me, even my eyeballs are sweating, you have no idea how bad i want you, mmmm chills everywhere, dont want to be good, just want to be bad, can i get closer, i wanna feel, im begging, just be with me forever kiss :)
16:52:28 * Kezzie says after kissing HellFury ...I climbed up the door, and shut the stairs.....I said my clothes, and pulled off my prayers.....I shut off my bed, and climbed in to the light.....All because HellFury kissed me !!!**Smoooooches** WOW What a kiss!!
16:52:33 <SkyFire> ooooooer
16:52:38 <jigsaw> you prepared kez?
16:52:39 <Kezzie> !ttop10
16:52:42 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. nigel(1253) 2. Exo(1150) 3. Cath^(839) 4. e|f(685) 5. HellFury(623) 6. Sutekh(565) 7. Moonie(356) 8. [[[[[pong]]]]](226) 9. Kezzie(208) 10. Glenn(129)
16:52:48 <Cath^> lol
16:52:52 <SkyFire> lol
16:52:53 <Cath^> oh Kez..
16:52:54 <kustomboiiiis> Kusssstom!
16:53:00 <jigsaw> frig, im not even in that
16:53:03 * Cath^ fans herself
16:53:12 <Kezzie> always got a cylone kit done jigsaw but need more tin food
16:53:13 * SkyFire says after kissing Kezzie ...I climbed up the door, and shut the stairs.....I said my clothes, and pulled on my prayers.....I shut off my bed, and climbed in to the light.....All because Kezzie kissed me !!! **Smoooooches**
16:53:34 <kustomboiiiis> Smiley face smiley face
16:53:44 * SkyFire gives Kezzie a *Super Tight And Really Super Erotic Groping Fondling Earth Shattering Sonic Boom Oh Gawd If You Stop I'll Kill You Better Than Heaven Yet Hotter Than Hell Watch Where Ya Stick Yer Hands Super Huge Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Oh Gawd Don't Ya Dare Stop Touching Me Huggeroonies And A Knees Are Shaking Earth Is Trembling My Heart Has Stop Beating Passionit Knees Shaking Lots A Goosebumps Was That The Ground Moving Passionate Wet Deep L
16:53:48 <jigsaw> fallout shelter?
16:53:50 <SkyFire> LoL
16:53:52 <SkyFire> !ttop10
16:54:02 <Kezzie> we are fully insured for cyclones already had all carpets replaved 3 times and hubby got a cyclone proof shed now
16:54:15 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Spazzos
16:54:17 <SkyFire> ok
16:54:18 Join: ^Maverick^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
16:54:22 <jigsaw> ultimat man shed ;)
16:54:25 <Kezzie> we got a genator
16:54:38 <Cath^> hi Mav
16:55:10 <kustomboiiiis> Custommmm
16:55:14 <Kezzie> but if the cyclone hits us and we lose power i will fly to my twin sisters in syd centrelink give us $1,000 each re cyclone
16:55:27 <Kezzie> i cant live here without power
16:55:31 <kustomboiiiis> Anyone have time time?
16:55:42 <Kezzie> will leave hubby home with the dog lol
16:55:47 * Kezzie says the time in North Queensland, Australia is 03:58:19pm - Saturday 29/December/2018
16:55:48 <jigsaw> no im busy kustomboiiiis
16:55:59 <kustomboiiiis> Time?
16:56:06 <Kezzie> hi kustomboiiiis time for what?
16:56:10 <kustomboiiiis> Jigsaw tell me thtiee
16:56:20 <jigsaw> you said have time
16:56:21 <kustomboiiiis> Ty
16:56:27 * Kezzie says the time in North Queensland, Australia is 03:58:58pm - Saturday 29/December/2018
16:56:40 <kustomboiiiis> Ty kezzie :) :)
16:56:42 <SkyFire> Time in Canberra, Australia is 04:59:13pm - Saturday 29/December/2018 - +1100 GMT
16:56:55 <kustomboiiiis> Ty skyfire :) :)
16:56:58 <Kezzie> qld dont have day light savings the cows dont like it it upsets the milking lol
16:57:06 <jigsaw> Cambra!
16:57:06 <SkyFire> LoL Kezzie
16:57:08 <kustomboiiiis> LOL!
16:57:15 Quit: Cath^ ([email protected]) EOF from client
16:57:31 <SkyFire> brb
16:57:31 <lx> Oh so quick SkyFire...
16:57:31 <Kezzie> glad qld dont have it i dont like dls
16:57:33 <^Maverick^> Hai
16:57:39 Part: SkyFire ([email protected]) from #sydney
16:57:39 <kustomboiiiis> brb
16:57:40 <lx> See ya kustomboiiiis...
16:57:41 <jigsaw> cath needs a proper PC
16:57:44 <Kezzie> hi ^Maverick^
16:57:55 <kustomboiiiis> I gonna cyba cath
16:58:00 <e|f> nikola tesla
16:58:00 <e|f> welcome
16:58:00 <e|f> sup
16:58:04 Join: SkyFire ([email protected]) to #sydney
16:58:10 Join: Cath^^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
16:58:11 <Kezzie> wb SkyFire
16:58:12 <^Maverick^> Hi there Kezzie
16:58:15 <Kezzie> wb Cath^^
16:58:19 <^Maverick^> Can you voice me in melbourne plz?
16:58:22 <SkyFire> ty
16:58:23 <Kezzie> <kustomboiiiis> I gonna cyba cath
16:58:24 <^Maverick^> Hai Cath^^ :D
16:58:31 <Kezzie> have fun kustomboiiiis lol
16:58:35 <kustomboiiiis> lol
16:58:46 <Kezzie> done ^Maverick^
16:58:54 <Kezzie> will send the bill lol
16:59:00 <T3s1aC01l> Joined up to lurk in the eevblog IRC
16:59:00 <e|f> kk
16:59:00 <T3s1aC01l> figured I would take a peek around
16:59:00 <T3s1aC01l> Also a huge fan of mysterious universe so I keep hearing about all these awesome people from across the pond
16:59:05 Part: SkyFire ([email protected]) from #sydney
16:59:06 <^Maverick^> Thanks Kezzie
16:59:08 <^Maverick^> lol
16:59:10 <^Maverick^> :P
16:59:12 <Kezzie> lol
16:59:36 Join: SkyFire ([email protected]) to #sydney
16:59:41 Quit: Cath^^ ([email protected]) Changing hosts
16:59:41 Join: Cath^^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
17:00:00 <e|f> there are extraordinary people everywhere
17:00:00 <T3s1aC01l> I think we can all agree on that
17:00:00 <kustomboiiiis> Kkkustom
17:00:00 <e|f> ^_^
17:00:12 Nick: Cath^^ is now known as Cath^
17:00:18 <SkyFire> wb Cath^
17:00:38 <Cath^> thanks
17:00:41 <kustomboiiiis> Wb cath^
17:00:59 <Cath^> thanks b1
17:03:18 <kustomboiiiis> https://imgur.com/a/4yibKwz
17:03:26 <kustomboiiiis> For cath
17:03:39 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who that
17:03:46 <kustomboiiiis> Me
17:03:46 <Kezzie> !ttop10
17:03:48 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. nigel(1253) 2. Exo(1150) 3. Cath^(847) 4. e|f(685) 5. HellFury(623) 6. Sutekh(565) 7. Kezzie(366) 8. Moonie(356) 9. [[[[[pong]]]]](229) 10. SkyFire(157)
17:03:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who u
17:03:56 <kustomboiiiis> Need shave bad
17:03:59 <SkyFire> on the list at last - LoL
17:04:04 <kustomboiiiis> Im kustom boi
17:04:27 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> https://imgur.com/gallery/SuiG17K
17:04:40 <couleurs> it b1rd the sh1t can't u c the van aka house pong
17:05:04 <kustomboiiiis> I dont drink
17:05:20 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He sunburn
17:05:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He cut air
17:05:37 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hair
17:05:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Show us inside van B1rd
17:05:59 <Kezzie> kustomboiiiis u aka bird ?
17:06:04 <kustomboiiiis> Yup
17:06:22 <^Maverick^> lol
17:06:29 <^Maverick^> is b1rd still around too?
17:07:00 <e|f> nikola tesla predicted the advent of the mobile phone
17:07:00 <e|f> :D
17:07:00 <kustomboiiiis> Pandasdontdrive wont answer my calls :(
17:07:20 <kustomboiiiis> Yup :)
17:07:27 <kustomboiiiis> Had grouse sleep
17:07:33 <President_Trump> Cath^'s horny today
17:08:00 <kustomboiiiis> Feels rejected
17:08:00 <Sutekh> when? i saw it on the flintstones i think
17:08:00 <e|f> lol
17:08:55 <Cath^> oh wow
17:09:12 <Cath^> thanks b1 ;)
17:09:13 <kustomboiiiis> Hi trumpy
17:09:17 <Kezzie> are u Cath^ lol
17:09:22 <kustomboiiiis> Np cath see i keep my word
17:09:45 <Cath^> Kez..it's hot..i'm hot lol
17:10:00 <Sutekh> get smart had a shoe phone, im still waiting for one of those
17:10:04 <Kezzie> lol
17:10:10 <Cath^> yes you did..you're better looking than i'd imagined lol
17:10:19 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol
17:10:20 <kustomboiiiis> No way
17:10:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong had lot of stiffies 2day
17:10:37 <kustomboiiiis> I havent shower days and just woke u
17:10:39 <kustomboiiiis> Up
17:10:50 <kustomboiiiis> Ty tho cath u kind
17:12:00 <kustomboiiiis> Dont gettt smart
17:12:00 <Sutekh> Ya
17:12:26 <couleurs> Cath^^^^^^^^^^^ hornay
17:13:04 <President_Trump> might put some chips in the oven
17:13:45 <Cath^> couleurs...
17:14:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Good idea
17:14:02 <President_Trump> Cath^ u lookin for an emu ride?
17:14:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Who for President_Trump
17:15:17 <Cath^> wtf is an emu ride
17:15:51 <Cath^> SkyFire lol @ list ;p
17:17:04 <Moonie> Hey again peoples.
17:17:35 <SkyFire> list ?
17:17:53 <kustomboiiiis> https://imgur.com/a/Z5Rd6tk
17:19:12 <Cath^> wb Moonie
17:19:24 <Moonie> ty Cath.. What's happening?
17:19:38 <Cath^> oooh almost a forearm lolz
17:19:57 <Cath^> b1rd just sent through his pic
17:20:09 <SkyFire> LoL
17:21:19 <Cath^> so serious
17:22:19 <e|f> b1rd you kinda remind me of myself in few ways
17:22:22 <e|f> same sort of person
17:22:28 <e|f> good luck to you, bro
17:24:31 <Cath^> which ways?
17:24:41 <e|f> liberal
17:24:52 <e|f> similar tastes in food etc
17:25:39 <Cath^> you swing to the right?
17:25:47 <e|f> lol
17:26:15 <Cath^> are you into family?
17:26:28 <e|f> lol no
17:26:52 <Cath^> b1rd are you into italian leather shoes?
17:26:58 <Kezzie> lol
17:27:51 <e|f> b1rd just needs a nice woman
17:27:56 <e|f> :)
17:28:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Why Cath
17:28:15 <kustomboiiiis> Ye
17:28:22 <Cath^> i was just checking similarities pong
17:28:35 <kustomboiiiis> Try get me cuz off drugs then marry her
17:28:37 <Cath^> b1rd meet e|f
17:28:44 <e|f> hahaha
17:28:50 <kustomboiiiis> Hard to break habit tho
17:28:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Can pong come wedding
17:28:59 <kustomboiiiis> Ye course
17:29:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Mad
17:29:07 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Be best man
17:29:10 <kustomboiiiis> K
17:29:24 <kustomboiiiis> Loked in
17:29:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Only if can watch ur incest
17:29:27 <Kezzie> who getting married ?
17:29:35 <kustomboiiiis> Lol na i dont share
17:29:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Just watch
17:29:42 <President_Trump> I'm marrying Jules
17:29:47 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Lol
17:29:47 <Cath^> second cousins?
17:29:49 <kustomboiiiis> Lol
17:29:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> First
17:30:01 <Kezzie> jules married to Exo trump she taken
17:30:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> They goin to try for a baby
17:30:04 <kustomboiiiis> Na cuz once removed
17:30:12 <President_Trump> im talking about irl Kezzie
17:30:13 <Kezzie> plus jules cant stand u trump
17:30:15 <kustomboiiiis> Its my goal anyway
17:30:22 <President_Trump> shes just playing hard to get
17:30:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Is Jules out of rehab?
17:30:31 <Kezzie> u be waiting a life time for that trump
17:30:32 <President_Trump> Jules can't resist trump charm
17:30:45 <President_Trump> Jules mother is very find of trump too
17:30:51 <President_Trump> *fond
17:31:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Is she out of rehab?
17:31:04 <kustomboiiiis> Kez n jules nice ladies
17:31:09 <Kezzie> ty bir
17:31:12 <Kezzie> bird
17:31:16 <kustomboiiiis> Always kind n loving to everyone
17:31:17 <Cath^> Trump relax
17:31:21 <e|f> hey
17:31:21 <Kezzie> FUCK off trump
17:31:28 <e|f> stop harrassing Kezzie
17:31:30 <kustomboiiiis> They give too much of themselves sometimes
17:31:32 <e|f> othewise ban
17:31:35 <Kezzie> ty e|f
17:32:25 <Cath^> emu got your tongue Trump?
17:32:57 <President_Trump> just getting abused by the bullies in here like usual
17:33:20 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Yer
17:33:29 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> TRUMP GOOD MAN
17:33:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> HE BACHELOR 2
17:34:07 <Kezzie> dont yell pong
17:34:40 <Cath^> !ttop10
17:34:42 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. nigel(1253) 2. Exo(1150) 3. Cath^(928) 4. e|f(728) 5. HellFury(623) 6. Sutekh(565) 7. Kezzie(414) 8. Moonie(363) 9. [[[[[pong]]]]](299) 10. SkyFire(167)
17:35:00 <e|f> i'm out for the night
17:35:00 <e|f> take care, friends~~~
17:35:00 <kustomboiiiis> Kustom
17:36:00 <e|f> ^_^
17:36:43 Part: couleurs ([email protected]) from #sydney
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17:38:42 <Cath^> wb couleurs
17:39:41 <couleurs> thank u Cath^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
17:39:50 <Kezzie> brb
17:39:50 <lx> Hurry back Kezzie...
17:39:58 Part: SkyFire ([email protected]) from #sydney
17:40:51 <Moonie> wb couleurs.
17:41:34 <couleurs> thank u Moomie
17:45:02 <Moonie> Anyone watched Haunting of Hill House?
17:45:14 <Cath^> oh
17:45:27 <e|f> Cath, where is your ops
17:45:31 <e|f> you're needed here
17:45:36 <Cath^> my friend told me to watch that...you like it?
17:45:54 <Moonie> Yeah, I started watching today. I'm up to episode 3.
17:46:39 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
17:46:49 <Cath^> you rang?
17:46:53 <e|f> :D
17:47:16 * Cath^ curtsies
17:47:23 <e|f> lol wb
17:47:29 <Cath^> thankies
17:47:43 <Cath^> will watch it at some stage
17:48:35 <Cath^> i don't need the @ to be scary ;p
17:49:29 <e|f> lol
17:49:43 Part: energizer ([email protected]) from #sydney
17:49:49 <Moonie> It jumps around a lot.
17:51:37 <Cath^> and doesn't say much
17:59:38 <e|f> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Olo8gzgpC4
17:59:42 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LeAnn Rimes - How Do I Live? (Greatest Hits) (Dec 24, 2009) Length: 4:28 - Category: Music - 16,623,133 views - likes (96%), 4,050 dislikes (4%)
17:59:46 * Exo runs around the room nekkid
17:59:59 Join: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) to #sydney
17:59:59 Quit: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) Changing hosts
18:00:16 <+Exo> wow just on time lool
18:00:23 * Exo slaps ^bozoJim around a bit with a large trout
18:00:36 <Moonie> haha just what we needed, Exo..
18:00:38 <^bozoJim> well well well well look what is here
18:00:43 <Cath^> howdy Jim
18:00:50 <^bozoJim> I thought you would have been locked up Exo
18:00:55 <^bozoJim> hello Cath^
18:00:57 <+Exo> i run around nekkid and jim appears
18:00:59 <Cath^> !ttop10
18:01:01 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. nigel(1253) 2. Exo(1178) 3. Cath^(967) 4. e|f(741) 5. HellFury(623) 6. Sutekh(565) 7. Kezzie(415) 8. Moonie(393) 9. [[[[[pong]]]]](299) 10. SkyFire(167)
18:01:18 <^bozoJim> now that would be more than a scary sight
18:01:28 <^bozoJim> that would cause mass mayhem and fear
18:01:48 <+Exo> oh it would cause mass mayhem alright
18:01:52 <^bozoJim> and I am sure it would get you more than locked up Exo
18:02:07 <^bozoJim> It might even get you sectioned as an involuntary patient
18:02:14 * Cath^ gets out the handcuffs
18:02:20 <Moonie> It depends on the environment in which the said nudeness occurs..
18:02:21 <e|f> lol
18:02:38 <^bozoJim> careful Cath^ that sort of kinkiness gets him aroused
18:02:48 <Cath^> good
18:02:50 <Cath^> lol
18:02:51 <+Exo> i thought most people chats on irc naked or am i wrong
18:02:53 <^bozoJim> hello Moonie
18:03:02 <Moonie> Hey jim..
18:03:10 * e|f looks down at his pair of shorts
18:03:20 <^bozoJim> normal people are dressed but who ever said the Exo is normal
18:03:29 <+Exo> i prefer cable ties to handcuffs
18:03:32 <Cath^> i am more scantily clad than usual
18:03:40 <+Exo> less loose, feels better on the wrists
18:03:49 <Cath^> oh i have cable ties..pick a colour ;)
18:03:51 <Moonie> I'm usually in my pj's.. But that's only because my wife thinks it's weird when I wander around the house naked. haha
18:04:13 <^bozoJim> plus you can slip out of them when the boyz get you out the back of the divisional van
18:04:27 <Cath^> lol Moonie
18:04:35 <+Exo> lolz
18:04:52 <Moonie> She's a little (lot) more conservative than I am.
18:05:05 * ^bozoJim has heard all about Exo and his gang members stopping the divisional van and raiding it to get him out
18:05:40 <Cath^> does she know you're here Moonie? ;)
18:05:45 <Moonie> YEah
18:06:01 <Cath^> tell her to come on
18:06:11 <^bozoJim> <Exo> Jim don't tell them that I hardly get to the lock up now, the boyz hold the divvie van up and ge tme out
18:06:28 <^bozoJim> oops I dont think I should have pasted that
18:06:34 <Moonie> bahahaha
18:07:12 <Moonie> Not sure she's interested, plus she's not as comfortable with english. She's Korean.
18:07:17 * Cath^ marches Jim to the norty cornee
18:07:29 <^bozoJim> its ok Exo I am sure no one here would tell on you
18:07:44 <Cath^> corner too
18:07:58 <Cath^> well she is welcome to
18:07:59 <+Exo> looks like jim has been smokin up with chris` again
18:08:16 <^bozoJim> nope it is what you just pmed me with Exo
18:08:40 <^bozoJim> as we all know scrooge does not make up logs unlike others
18:09:11 * ^bozoJim wow mistress Cath^ you are scantily clad tonight
18:09:23 <+Exo> sure thing jim nixon
18:09:28 * ^bozoJim it is the first time I have seen you in suspenders
18:09:44 <Cath^> Jim..it's hot...i'm hot
18:10:06 * Cath^ looks down...
18:10:24 <Cath^> oh how did those get there?
18:10:53 <^bozoJim> and fishnet stiocking to go with them
18:11:00 * Exo hands Cath^ a pina colanda blue
18:11:01 <^bozoJim> you do look nice
18:11:17 <Cath^> thanks Exo i needed that
18:11:19 <+Exo> looooool @ fishnet stockings
18:11:23 <Moonie> haha
18:11:26 <Cath^> Jim
18:11:35 <^bozoJim> yes, Cath^?
18:11:38 <Cath^> are you trying to get on the list?
18:11:43 <+Exo> jims turn ons are quite specific and disturbing
18:11:46 <^bozoJim> not at all
18:12:00 <^bozoJim> who says I am turned on
18:12:03 <President_Trump> jim is a predator
18:12:20 <^bozoJim> here we go the top predator on austnet saying that
18:13:29 <Cath^> 40 degrees is a little too warm for fishnets
18:13:34 * ^bozoJim goes back to the norti corner and puts his dunnce cap on
18:14:10 * Cath^ flings the fishnets into the norty corner
18:14:12 Part: jigsaw ([email protected]) from #sydney
18:14:29 <^bozoJim> I was sewing on the machine and stopped my hands were getting to sweaty and the material was synthetic and sweaty hands and it do not go together
18:14:56 <Cath^> i disagree
18:15:05 <Cath^> lol
18:15:09 <^bozoJim> lol
18:15:16 <^bozoJim> well not good sewing
18:15:25 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
18:15:27 <Cath^> agree to that lol
18:15:28 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. nigel(1253) 2. Exo(1246) 3. Cath^(1063) 4. e|f(750) 5. HellFury(623) 6. Sutekh(565) 7. Moonie(453) 8. Kezzie(415) 9. [[[[[pong]]]]](299) 10. ^bozojim(295)
18:15:48 <^bozoJim> yay I made the top ten already
18:15:57 <Cath^> already!
18:16:12 <Cath^> i am clawung my way to the top
18:16:14 <^bozoJim> as I was hardly talking after reset last night
18:16:16 <Moonie> bbl people... Getting ready to head out for dinner.
18:16:16 <lx> That was a quick visit Moonie...
18:16:32 <Cath^> cya at the club Moonie
18:16:33 <Cath^> lol
18:16:48 <e|f> ^bozoJim, if i give you voice you will be top of the normal chatters list
18:16:51 <Moonie> haha We're heading to Wests for somewhere different.
18:16:56 <^bozoJim> Cath^ we still need our night out we were going to have back in teh afr days
18:17:16 <Cath^> noted Moonie ;)
18:17:21 <^bozoJim> well yes I would be if I had a voice
18:17:39 Mode: (by e|f) +v ^bozoJim
18:17:39 <^bozoJim> thank you e|f
18:17:39 <Cath^> i'll head there so we can be in the same room without knowing it ;p
18:17:40 <e|f> yw
18:18:31 <^bozoJim> and Cath^ we would need to go out and not tell anyone on here, you know how some take a little thing and embellish it out of all proportion\
18:18:57 <Cath^> lol Jim
18:19:08 <^bozoJim> I am not mentioning names on here as i do not want to point the finger at anyone not even Exo
18:19:42 <Cath^> well let's hope Kez doesn't find out ;p
18:19:52 <^bozoJim> well yes true
18:20:10 <Cath^> i wouldn't to cause a rift
18:20:17 <^bozoJim> lol
18:20:23 <Sutekh> lah
18:20:42 <Sutekh> stir up some trouble, make life interesting :D
18:20:59 <^bozoJim> hello Sutekh
18:21:05 * Cath^ walks up to Sutekh and stirs some trouble
18:21:08 <Sutekh> Hii Jimbo
18:21:14 * ^bozoJim thought when he and Exo were on enough trouble was stirred up
18:21:33 <Sutekh> yeah but we need some new drama Jim
18:21:56 <Sutekh> like a sex scandal or something
18:22:03 * ^bozoJim reaches up on the top shelf and gets off it ye old crow bar and taps it in his right hand and tells Exo to behave or he will get it
18:22:31 <Sutekh> like boy meets girl, girl rips off boy.. i like those stories
18:23:04 <Cath^> hi Sutekh i'm Cath..nice to meet you
18:23:20 <^bozoJim> like when Exo told me he had been out for a night on the town and walking home he coukld not make it and found a barn and went in and fell asleep on the hay
18:23:21 <+Exo> lol
18:23:27 <+Exo> ^bozoNigel
18:23:33 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Jimmy is old skellywag
18:23:36 <Cath^> :0
18:23:39 <Cath^> lol
18:23:52 <^bozoJim> he awoke a few hours later bursting and look and in the moon light he saw this filly there and thought he was having a night mare
18:23:55 <Cath^> n1gel :/
18:24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He very jealous of pong
18:24:05 <+Exo> where did ross the toss suddenly appear from
18:24:07 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> And pooland
18:24:16 <Cath^> lol of course
18:24:25 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Many ppl r
18:24:52 * ^bozoJim applies a few blows of ye old crow bar to Exo to sedate him
18:24:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It only natural
18:24:57 <+Exo> i heard pong is jealous of SkyFire
18:25:14 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Never
18:25:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong own fast growing chennel on ausnet
18:25:38 * ^bozoJim heard [[[[[pong]]]]] has gone throught the 6 44 gallon drums of gravy he was given fro christmas already
18:26:02 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Might put back on eBay
18:29:45 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [1h52m27s]
18:29:53 <e|f> wb
18:29:56 * Cath^ plays an ice pack on Exo's head
18:30:00 <Cath^> wb HellFury
18:30:13 <HellFury> ta\
18:30:14 <Cath^> plays lol
18:30:19 <Cath^> places
18:30:29 <e|f> was just thinking about you, HellFury, and then you returned
18:30:34 <e|f> syncronicity
18:30:40 <HellFury> :)
18:30:49 <HellFury> went laptop hunting and buying
18:31:02 <Cath^> still off the wine e|f?
18:31:04 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Afterpay??
18:31:11 <e|f> beer today
18:31:29 <Cath^> maybe those prophecies work with beer too
18:32:03 <^bozoJim> wb HellFury
18:32:15 * [[[[[pong]]]]] dirty dances with Cath^
18:32:32 <HellFury> ta
18:32:37 <Cath^> um ok
18:32:44 <+Exo> pong dancing?
18:32:51 <+Exo> *earthquake detected*
18:33:03 <kustomboiiiis> lol
18:33:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong liek to dance
18:33:04 <Cath^> one too many Melbourne bitters
18:33:07 <^bozoJim> yes Exo I agree on that obne
18:33:17 <kustomboiiiis> Balcony collapse
18:33:33 <Cath^> pong...show me your forearms
18:33:40 <^bozoJim> i magine ross the toss on the spirit ogf tasmania
18:33:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> https://imgur.com/gallery/SuiG17
18:33:57 <^bozoJim> he would bee seen at night and pushed back over the side
18:34:22 <+Exo> broken links ross the toss
18:35:09 <^bozoJim> coud you imagine ross the toss diving into a swimming pool
18:35:16 <+Exo> well u can put pong at the front of the ship and anthony at the back
18:35:26 <^bozoJim> he would cause a tidal wave and land in an empty pool
18:35:30 <+Exo> counterweight
18:35:35 Part: ^Maverick^ ([email protected]) from #sydney
18:35:38 <^bozoJim> well yes that is true
18:36:04 <Cath^> are you fat shaming?
18:36:05 <^bozoJim> or send swimming in the southern ocean near each other
18:36:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ppl in ere seem to liek pong...
18:36:25 <^bozoJim> I am sure the kJapanese whalers would not discriminate between whale species
18:36:57 <Cath^> that's not very nice
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18:37:18 <Cath^> wb jigsaw
18:37:19 <^bozoJim> welcome back jigsaw
18:37:34 <jigsaw>
18:37:34 <jigsaw> hi
18:37:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Jimmy old stinky bum spazzo
18:37:38 <jigsaw> oops
18:37:45 <Cath^> shooting blanks?
18:37:55 <+Exo> lol
18:37:59 <jigsaw> you do that to people Cath^
18:38:04 <+Exo> jigalow
18:38:11 <jigsaw> Exolottle
18:38:14 <Cath^> do i?
18:38:22 <+Exo> shooting blanks better than the withdraw method
18:38:32 <^bozoJim> still get 99% of the total
18:38:52 <jigsaw> ok, Cath^, im in
18:39:01 <Cath^> in what?
18:39:17 <^bozoJim> shooting blanks
18:39:28 <Cath^> oh, my privates
18:39:35 <Cath^> sheesh
18:39:37 <jigsaw> youou leave nothing to the imagination cath
18:39:44 <^bozoJim> the missing content makes up only 1%
18:39:48 * [[[[[pong]]]]] has strong penis
18:39:52 <Cath^> i call a spade a spade
18:40:05 <jigsaw> i call a spade painful
18:40:16 <jigsaw> usually
18:40:17 <^bozoJim> I call my friend with a shovel in his head, Doug
18:40:22 <e|f> a spade can also be a heart, a club, a diamond
18:40:27 <Cath^> lol Jim
18:40:33 <jigsaw> Doug Sever ?
18:40:49 <jigsaw> i know him
18:41:00 <Cath^> that's an ace lol
18:41:06 <jigsaw> thankyou cath
18:41:08 <jigsaw> bows
18:41:23 <jigsaw> swiped the credit
18:42:01 <Cath^> jigsaw
18:42:07 <jigsaw> ya?
18:42:12 <Cath^> hi
18:42:14 * HellFury lifts leg near [[[[[pong]]]]] and lets off a loud smelly fart and looks around to see if [[[[[pong]]]]] is gagging
18:42:17 <jigsaw> hi ho
18:42:23 <jigsaw> oer
18:42:24 <Cath^> charming
18:42:31 <HellFury> yeah it is
18:42:37 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Smelly she devil
18:42:51 <jigsaw> youre special Cath^, no one on this planet calls me charming but you
18:42:52 <Cath^> better the devil you know
18:43:05 * Cath^ curtsies
18:43:34 <Cath^> i'm a real doll apparently
18:43:42 <jigsaw> $5999
18:44:04 <jigsaw> has the price changed cath?
18:44:12 <jigsaw> was the last one you told me
18:44:16 <jigsaw> :)
18:44:25 <Cath^> keep the change
18:44:40 <jigsaw> price drop was it
18:44:53 <Cath^> down down
18:45:11 <e|f> >_>
18:45:16 <jigsaw> complete with hand showing 1 finger
18:45:23 <Cath^> correct
18:45:32 <jigsaw> up up and away
18:45:44 <kustomboiiiis> Elf does copy paste coding
18:45:51 <Cath^> up your nose and away it goes
18:46:03 <kustomboiiiis> He learn from dummies books copies code
18:46:05 <jigsaw> time for an icy cold shower
18:46:21 <e|f> for dummy's books are awful
18:46:34 <jigsaw> rubs his sweaty face on caths chest
18:46:45 <^bozoJim> oh my\
18:46:49 * Cath^ throws jigsaw into a cold shower
18:46:58 <jigsaw> ice bath?
18:47:10 <Cath^> yes..waist down
18:47:24 <jigsaw> err
18:47:37 <Cath^> lol
18:47:38 <jigsaw> face down?
18:47:51 <e|f> ...
18:47:59 <jigsaw> oh you want me to shrink]
18:48:03 <Cath^> if you must
18:48:34 <Cath^> lol
18:48:39 <e|f> lol
18:49:10 <kustomboiiiis> Custom
18:49:27 <Cath^> custom shrinkage
18:50:08 <^bozoJim> lol
18:50:33 <Cath^> kustomboiiiis do you need an ice bath too?
18:50:41 <kustomboiiiis> Go get my dik out soon do some custom
18:50:52 <Cath^> sheesh
18:51:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> It look liek toadstool
18:51:49 <Cath^> how's the sunburn? i'm still peeling
18:52:15 <kustomboiiiis> These chatkunts r kustom
18:52:23 <Cath^> oi
18:52:31 <kustomboiiiis> It hurts
18:52:45 <kustomboiiiis> Lol two letter preschool words. Custom
18:52:50 <Cath^> well you silly for leaving it out
18:53:08 <kustomboiiiis> Gotta get dik out with the boiiis custom
18:53:21 <Cath^> who hijackex your nick?
18:53:30 <Cath^> hijacked
18:53:40 <kustomboiiiis> Custom qline kid
18:53:50 <Cath^> righto
18:54:01 <Cath^> bring b1 back
18:55:04 <kustomboiiiis> B1rd right here full kusstom
18:55:06 <e|f> hmmm
18:55:06 <lx> ...ah huh...
18:55:11 Part: [[[[[pong]]]]] (~[[[[[pong]]@1.152.109.160) from #sydney
18:55:16 <Cath^> bullsh!t
18:55:47 <kustomboiiiis> Cath take ur clothes off hun
18:55:53 <kustomboiiiis> Custom
18:57:02 * Cath^ passes kustomboiiiis some tissues
18:57:20 <kustomboiiiis> Im after some custom rape
18:57:26 <Cath^> bye
18:57:53 <HellFury> sigh
18:58:07 * e|f sighs too
18:58:30 <kustomboiiiis> Hellfury's custom
18:59:07 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*kustomboiii@*.optusnet.com.au
18:59:13 <HellFury> can we keep the rape talk out of here
18:59:28 * e|f nods
18:59:30 <Cath^> way to go b1rd
18:59:34 <Cath^> sheesh
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19:00:38 <kustomboiiiis> Dont ban me im custom
19:00:55 Mode: (by e|f) +s
19:00:56 Mode: (by ChanOP) -s
19:00:59 <Cath^> behave an you won't have a problem
19:01:06 <e|f> hmm
19:01:06 <lx> ...ah huh...
19:01:08 <e|f> oops
19:01:09 <kustomboiiiis> Ok cath custom
19:01:24 <kustomboiiiis> Hellfury.. Spelling mistakes ahhh
19:01:32 <e|f> didn't mean to set that mode
19:01:34 <e|f> sorry guys
19:01:36 <e|f> brb
19:01:36 <lx> No probs e|f...
19:01:58 <Cath^> what is wrong with you..one minute you are ok..next minute random stuff comes out of you... :/
19:02:03 <HellFury> fucken shut up with the kustom shit
19:02:08 <HellFury> jees
19:02:16 <HellFury> lame
19:02:47 <Cath^> you got a friend in the van?
19:03:32 <Cath^> !ttop10
19:03:33 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Cath^(1327) 2. Exo(1300) 3. nigel(1253) 4. e|f(816) 5. HellFury(678) 6. ^bozojim(652) 7. Sutekh(602) 8. Moonie(470) 9. Kezzie(415) 10. [[[[[pong]]]]](363)
19:03:35 <kustomboiiiis> Alright alright ill try b more custom
19:03:59 <^bozoJim> wow look at that I am climbing the ladder
19:04:28 <Cath^> how did you even get up there Jim...you double scoring lol
19:04:46 <^bozoJim> no I am not I have no control obver the bot
19:04:49 <Cath^> try harder kustomboiiiis
19:05:06 <Cath^> the bot favours you :/
19:05:23 <Cath^> did you pay him off?
19:05:28 <^bozoJim> no it does not I have no more effect on it than any other
19:05:35 <Cath^> ha!
19:05:46 <Cath^> i will keep a close eye
19:05:50 <^bozoJim> it is just I am an active chatter and my words are tallied
19:06:11 <Cath^> !ttop10
19:06:13 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Cath^(1359) 2. Exo(1300) 3. nigel(1253) 4. e|f(816) 5. ^bozojim(699) 6. HellFury(678) 7. Sutekh(602) 8. Moonie(470) 9. Kezzie(415) 10. [[[[[pong]]]]](363)
19:06:24 <^bozoJim> and we all know I do talk a little bit in channel here and there and every little bit helps
19:06:42 <^bozoJim> see how easy it is to climb up the ladder of chatting
19:06:51 <Cath^> especially when someone throwns down the gauntlet ;p
19:06:52 <kustomboiiiis> Ill get lobotomised and get my brain cut in half and ill get bak to u cath
19:06:54 <Cath^> l o l
19:07:06 <^bozoJim> and now i am o ver halfway to Exos total and I should be able to pass it before reset
19:07:32 <^bozoJim> although Cath^ you are out in front tonight congratulations
19:07:33 <Cath^> no need kustomboiiiis...just a little resprct will do..give n take
19:07:53 <jigsaw> Im showered and clean, Im all yours again Cath^ xx
19:08:04 <Cath^> ha! Jim...i will be close but no cigar when you over take me
19:08:18 <kustomboiiiis> Ur right ur right ; custom
19:08:27 <^bozoJim> I thought I would have been able to ha ve you for a night ;)
19:08:33 <kustomboiiiis> What u just said is custom
19:08:41 <Cath^> thanks Jigsaw...now fan me with palm fronds and feed me grapes
19:09:06 <jigsaw> ill have ya soon cath
19:09:20 <Cath^> lol
19:10:01 <Cath^> the queue is long and distinguished
19:10:31 <^bozoJim> I am home to morrow and am looking forard to it
19:10:38 * HellFury lifts leg near President_Trump and lets off a loud smelly fart and looks around to see if President_Trump is gagging
19:10:44 <^bozoJim> my second day off in almost 3 weeks
19:10:51 <HellFury> that felt good
19:10:58 <Cath^> you work too hard Jim
19:11:07 <^bozoJim> I do put in the hours
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19:11:30 <Cath^> hi hilly1
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19:16:07 <kustomboiiiis> Hi kustom cath
19:16:56 <jigsaw> <kustomboiiiis> I am GROOT
19:17:26 <e|f> ...
19:18:14 <kustomboiiiis> These npc kunts r kustom
19:19:18 <Cath^> wb kustomboiiiis
19:19:30 <kustomboiiiis> Kustom
19:19:47 <Cath^> you are doing my head in
19:19:58 <HellFury> mine too
19:20:05 <jigsaw> your head was like that when you entered Cath^
19:20:06 <kustomboiiiis> Kustom brain explosion.
19:20:08 <e|f> me3
19:20:30 <Cath^> jigsaw leave
19:20:50 <kustomboiiiis> Thats not very kustom jigsaw
19:21:22 <e|f> greeneyes
19:21:53 <Cath^> who's got green eyes?
19:22:06 <e|f> :D
19:22:34 <Cath^> hair colour?
19:22:42 <e|f> ash blonde
19:22:51 <Cath^> height?
19:22:58 <e|f> 5ft9
19:23:10 <Cath^> nice forearms?
19:23:17 <e|f> doubt it
19:23:18 <e|f> lol
19:23:23 <kustomboiiiis> Kustom
19:23:31 * Cath^ swipes right
19:23:35 <British^Meat> hahahahaa c/kustom thats HILARIOUS
19:23:35 <e|f> lol
19:23:39 <British^Meat> thats gold, so gold
19:23:48 <Cath^> kustom gold
19:23:53 <British^Meat> my sides...
19:23:56 <British^Meat> they just...
19:23:58 <British^Meat> hahhhahhhahahaa
19:24:00 <kustomboiiiis> British meat is one of the kustom boiiis
19:24:05 <British^Meat> hahhhahhhahahaa!
19:24:09 <Cath^> clearly
19:24:11 <British^Meat> noels caravans
19:24:16 <British^Meat> hilarious
19:24:23 <British^Meat> i cant even (smiley face)
19:25:01 <e|f> :) ?
19:25:30 * Cath^ wipes the smile from British^Meat's lips
19:27:27 <British^Meat> excuse me sista
19:27:31 <British^Meat> dont touch what u cant afford
19:28:10 <Sutekh> lol
19:28:55 <e|f> you think that you won't fall
19:29:00 <e|f> just wait until
19:29:05 <e|f> the sun goes downnnnnn
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19:37:25 * e|f tucks HellFury into bed... good night HellFury... sleep tight
19:37:41 <HellFury> night :p
19:37:50 <e|f> :D
19:41:23 <kustomboiiiis> picked bum then nose
19:43:00 <Cath^> :/
19:44:29 <e|f> my final beer for tonight
19:44:35 <e|f> bottoms up
19:44:47 <kustomboiiiis> Pants down
19:44:56 <e|f> not quite
19:45:02 <e|f> actually - a long shot
19:45:11 <kustomboiiiis> Dicks out for the bois
19:48:25 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
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19:56:14 <e|f> nikola tesla
19:56:15 <e|f> welcome
19:56:17 <e|f> sup
19:56:34 <T3s1aC01l> Joined up to lurk in the eevblog IRC
19:56:43 <e|f> kk
19:56:47 <T3s1aC01l> figured I would take a peek around
19:57:15 <T3s1aC01l> Also a huge fan of mysterious universe so I keep hearing about all these awesome people from across the pond
19:57:36 <e|f> there are extraordinary people everywhere
19:57:54 <T3s1aC01l> I think we can all agree on that
19:57:58 <kustomboiiiis> Kkkustom
19:58:00 <e|f> ^_^
20:04:22 * Sutekh slaps T3s1aC01l around a bit with a large trout
20:04:24 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*kustomboiii@*.optusnet.com.au
20:05:03 <e|f> nikola tesla predicted the advent of the mobile phone
20:05:07 <e|f> :D
20:05:28 <kustomboiiiis> Pandasdontdrive wont answer my calls :(
20:05:35 <kustomboiiiis> Feels rejected
20:05:37 <Sutekh> when? i saw it on the flintstones i think
20:06:01 <e|f> lol
20:08:21 <Sutekh> get smart had a shoe phone, im still waiting for one of those
20:10:13 <kustomboiiiis> Dont gettt smart
20:10:19 <Sutekh> Ya
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20:32:57 <e|f> i'm out for the night
20:33:06 <e|f> take care, friends~~~
20:33:12 <kustomboiiiis> Kustom
20:33:41 <e|f> ^_^
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20:53:13 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cosmic^Girl
20:53:33 <Cosmic^Girl> Helllooooo everyone :D
20:54:16 <Cath^> hey Cosmic^Girl
20:54:46 <Cosmic^Girl> How's things Cath^? :D
20:55:23 <kustomboiiiis> Hey
20:55:32 <kustomboiiiis> Hi cath
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20:56:16 <poro> hi everyone
20:56:30 <kustomboiiiis> Hi poro
20:56:40 <poro> hi kustomboiiiis
20:56:53 <kustomboiiiis> How goin?
20:57:11 <poro> all good here thanks laxing out hbu
20:57:32 <kustomboiiiis> Sik yea same i chilling
20:57:49 <poro> cool
20:58:08 <kustomboiiiis> Good relief from hot days
20:58:22 <IGA> i chilling too
20:58:35 <kustomboiiiis> Hello breaker
20:58:35 <poro> hey IGA
21:00:04 * Cosmic^Girl yawns
21:00:08 <Cosmic^Girl> It's quiet in here tonight
21:00:11 <IGA> hey poro
21:00:18 <poro> hows things
21:00:21 <poro> hi Cosmic^Girl
21:00:23 <kustomboiiiis> Is isnt it
21:00:30 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey poro :)
21:00:43 <poro> :-)
21:00:50 <kustomboiiiis> :)
21:00:58 <poro> playin me some trivia
21:01:12 <kustomboiiiis> Kustom
21:01:48 <poro> trivia is fun
21:02:11 <kustomboiiiis> Yup :)
21:03:34 <kustomboiiiis> Bbl gunna cross eyes stare out window few hours custom
21:03:34 <lx> That was a quick visit kustomboiiiis...
21:03:53 <poro> ok kustomboiiiis cya later
21:04:07 <kustomboiiiis> Ok poro high five
21:04:35 <Cath^> good here Cosmic^Girl..yourself?
21:04:39 <Cath^> hi kustomboiiiis
21:04:42 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm fab thanks Cath^ :D
21:04:58 <poro> ok man cya
21:05:13 <poro> high five back at you
21:05:22 <Cosmic^Girl> You're the same person right?
21:05:30 <Cosmic^Girl> Like...I'm guessing b1rd?
21:05:39 <British^Meat> lol
21:05:42 <Cosmic^Girl> Having a lil chat to yourself?
21:05:48 <poro> who are you asking
21:05:54 <Cosmic^Girl> Both of you
21:05:57 <British^Meat> its like they think we dont know
21:05:59 <Cosmic^Girl> Or, one of you
21:06:08 <poro> ok irc has gone all weird
21:06:12 <Cosmic^Girl> I've been here for 30 seconds and I know
21:06:12 <Cath^> lol
21:06:22 <poro> i miss the old irc :-(
21:06:31 <Cath^> poro hi
21:06:37 <poro> hi Cath^ how are you doing?
21:06:54 <poro> sorry people just seem real dodged out for some reason all the time its weird
21:06:55 <Cath^> are you one of the boiiiis?
21:07:04 <Cosmic^Girl> It's b1rd right?
21:07:06 <poro> one of what boiiis?
21:07:15 <poro> who?
21:07:19 <Cosmic^Girl> Because...like...there can't be multiple
21:07:30 <poro> multiple what?
21:07:32 <Cath^> one of kustomboiiiis' boiiiis
21:07:36 <Cosmic^Girl> b1rd's
21:07:40 <poro> nop
21:07:44 <IGA> poro ignore it
21:07:49 <IGA> they think im some guy called breaker
21:07:49 <Cath^> kk
21:07:50 <British^Meat> bwhahaha
21:08:01 * Cosmic^Girl snores
21:08:05 <IGA> austnet is weird these days
21:08:08 <Cath^> next
21:08:10 <IGA> not how it use to be
21:08:10 <poro> true
21:08:15 <poro> yeah i have noticed
21:08:17 <IGA> full of all weirdos and jaded ppl
21:08:17 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh look, there's 3
21:08:20 <poro> that sux
21:08:22 <British^Meat> fuck off
21:08:26 <IGA> all the ops are mnental and got problems
21:08:30 <British^Meat> where have u guys been for the past 15 yrs
21:08:31 <poro> aw stink
21:08:33 <IGA> like why come on here if jaded?
21:08:39 <British^Meat> thinking its only just turned to shit
21:08:45 * Cosmic^Girl is jaded
21:08:46 <poro> well its ok to come on but dont dominate the channels
21:08:48 <IGA> seems to be the case British^Meat
21:08:53 <IGA> poro of course
21:08:54 <British^Meat> psshhhhhhhhhhhht
21:08:57 <British^Meat> u crazy
21:09:53 <poro> irc has always had people with unusual personalities but i just don't like people being mean to other people
21:10:08 <poro> i don't get it why they would do that
21:10:16 <Cath^> first time here poro?
21:10:24 <poro> nop just aint been on in a while
21:10:31 <Cath^> never seen your nick before
21:10:38 <poro> how long you been coming here?
21:10:41 <Cosmic^Girl> Probs because it's b1rd :P
21:10:50 <couleurs> :P~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
21:10:53 <Cath^> a while
21:10:55 <British^Meat> ahaha
21:11:01 <poro> ok
21:11:02 <British^Meat> its b1rd
21:11:03 <British^Meat> lol
21:11:04 <British^Meat> my god
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21:11:32 <IGA> poro for years
21:11:34 <IGA> 20 years
21:11:41 <IGA> on and off
21:11:42 <poro> its not b1rd but i recognise his nick from austnet
21:11:50 <IGA> they think im b1rd too
21:11:56 <Cosmic^Girl> You're all b1rd
21:12:04 <Cosmic^Girl> Just like everyone is Negan
21:12:19 <IGA> whos Negan?
21:12:28 <poro> 20 yrs is a while
21:12:47 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmm I guess no one watches Walking Dead anymore!
21:13:00 <poro> irc was bit diff 20 yrs ago but the scenery never changes
21:13:11 <poro> unless you change your font i guess
21:13:32 <poro> never seen it
21:13:33 <Cosmic^Girl> Alrighty kids, it's been fun...but I'm outtie :D
21:13:39 <poro> ok Cosmic^Girl cya
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21:14:52 <IGA> never seen that show
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21:15:03 <poro> mn
21:15:11 <poro> what shows you like IGA
21:15:15 <IGA> don't watch them
21:15:19 <poro> none
21:15:22 <IGA> the last good one I watched was fargo
21:15:32 <IGA> I like that, and better call saul
21:15:33 <poro> oh yeah, did you see the movie originally when it came out
21:15:37 <IGA> of course
21:15:40 <poro> cool
21:15:49 <IGA> show and movie are great
21:15:56 <poro> i have a teenager and i am playing her classic movies and that is the next one we are watching
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21:16:04 <IGA> very nice
21:16:13 <poro> the first one was pink floyd the wall lol
21:16:17 <IGA> cool parent you are
21:16:20 <poro> thanks
21:16:24 <IGA> have not seen that
21:16:32 <IGA> my dad always use to tell me to watch it
21:16:34 <poro> i only have limited years so i have to make the most of them or she will be left home
21:16:45 <IGA> he doesnt like pink floyd either just said must watch that
21:16:49 <poro> its a classic i have seen it at the movies when they replayed it
21:16:56 <IGA> make sure you get her onto everything you liked
21:17:04 <poro> yeah its a political thing you know
21:17:07 <IGA> i know
21:17:21 <IGA> very big at the time
21:17:47 <poro> haha yeah well she likes rap music same as me, as a kid i was never allowed to listen to pretty much any music, mum even said simon and garfunkel was too sexual lolllzz
21:18:44 <poro> what is better call saul i have heard of that but im not sure what its about
21:20:10 <IGA> have you seen breaking bad?
21:20:50 <poro> yup i saw season one and a few other episodes
21:21:09 <IGA> ok you know the attorney in it?
21:21:14 <poro> i thought the character portrayal was well done and they transmitted the emotions well too
21:21:15 <IGA> the lawyer guy thats dodgy and that?
21:21:21 <poro> yup
21:21:22 <IGA> thats Saul
21:21:30 <poro> oh ok gotcha
21:21:36 <IGA> he has his own tv show now about his side of things its basically the same as breaking bad its really good
21:21:43 <poro> oh ok yep
21:21:55 <IGA> i have to watch the latest episodes but ive seen all 3 seasons now very good
21:22:04 <poro> i bet if i started watching it i would like it
21:22:12 <poro> my mate likes that show
21:22:17 <IGA> you would like it
21:22:23 <IGA> its really good, its more mature than breaking bad too
21:22:35 <poro> ok
21:22:42 <IGA> i got my dad onto it he loves it and he thinks breaking bad is one of the best tv shows ever made
21:22:49 <poro> haha cool
21:22:58 <poro> your dad sounds all good
21:23:13 <IGA> yeh he's cool
21:23:27 <poro> my dads ok hes a bit of an idiot sometimes you know but hes ok
21:23:29 <IGA> seen any good movies?
21:23:39 <IGA> recently that is
21:24:00 <poro> nah the only one i want to see is free solo i think thats what its called. its about a dude that solo climbs el capitan in yosemite national park.
21:24:06 <poro> i reckon that sounds fuken mean as
21:24:18 <poro> i guess its more of a doco movie or something
21:24:53 <poro> defs dont wanna see superman or aquaman but all good those ppl who like that stuff
21:26:54 <IGA> yeh not for me either hey lol
21:27:07 <IGA> never been into that stuff only when i was like a baby
21:27:18 <IGA> didnt even like star wars when i got older
21:30:15 <poro> i prefer books to movies but im old
21:30:34 <poro> older than the kids these days anyway
21:33:00 <IGA> lol
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21:40:50 <poro> hi [[[[[pong]]]]], wb Cath^
21:41:05 <Cath^> ta
21:42:05 <Cath^> !ttop10
21:42:07 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Cath^(1486) 2. Exo(1300) 3. nigel(1253) 4. e|f(898) 5. ^bozojim(800) 6. HellFury(709) 7. Sutekh(636) 8. Moonie(470) 9. poro(461) 10. Kezzie(415)
21:42:23 <poro> who is Exo?
21:42:35 <Cath^> a good guy
21:42:44 <poro> cool
21:47:49 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [1h59m25s]
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21:57:29 <Cath^> !ttop10
21:57:31 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. Cath^(1490) 2. Exo(1300) 3. nigel(1253) 4. e|f(898) 5. ^bozojim(800) 6. HellFury(713) 7. Sutekh(636) 8. Moonie(470) 9. poro(465) 10. Kezzie(415)
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21:58:47 <Cath^> the only time i will beat Jim lol
21:59:05 <Sutekh> he will claim some excuse
21:59:54 <Cath^> he left early
22:01:38 <Sutekh> that will be it
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22:03:57 <Sutekh> hey Zade
22:03:59 <Cath^> hi Zade
22:04:04 <Zade> hello Sutekh
22:04:08 <Zade> hello Cath^
22:06:15 <IGA> lol
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22:46:33 <Moonie> Hey again people..
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22:48:10 <Cath^> hey Moonie
22:48:31 <Moonie> How's your night, Cath?
22:49:13 <Moonie> Busy by the looks of the ttop10 list hehe
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22:53:23 <Cath^> lol
22:53:32 <Cath^> quiet nite in
22:55:13 <PandasDontDrive> trying to make easy mac
22:55:21 <PandasDontDrive> but I put to packets in and now it hates me
22:55:23 <PandasDontDrive> :P
22:55:24 <President_Trump> be quiet
22:55:33 <PandasDontDrive> Excuse you.
22:55:35 * Sutekh slaps President_Trump around a bit with a large trout
22:56:10 <PandasDontDrive> the bowl is hotter than the mac, I was trying to do a home alone :/
22:58:06 <Sutekh> PandasDontDrive, nice
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23:12:21 <Cath^> nite
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23:45:35 <jigsaw> what i miss?
23:48:32 <IGA> not much you can leave now
23:48:39 <jigsaw> ok
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23:50:12 <PandasDontDrive> little hard on the villain
23:50:14 <PandasDontDrive> lol
23:51:31 <IGA> that guy is a weirdo he sends me porn links
23:51:43 <IGA> always talks about being horny
23:58:13 <PandasDontDrive> lol
23:58:38 <PandasDontDrive> virgins, thinking of it leaves me in pieces.
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