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03:18 <President_Trump> shes playing hard to get again, means shes horny
04:00 <President_Trump> shes playing hard to get again, means shes horny
05:04 Part: ^pHANTOM^ ([email protected]) from #sydney
14:04 Part: Glenn ([email protected]) from #sydney
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21:30 Quit: beehhh ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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21:37 Nick: beehhh is now known as kookaburra
21:58 <kookaburra> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMBRjiyN9-E
22:02 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Marillion - The King Of Sunset Town (May 16, 2009) Length: 8:05 - Category: Music - 270,655 views - 723 likes (96%), 30 dislikes (4%)
22:52 <HellFury> cockaburra
23:34 <kookaburra> im living the dreams
23:40 <kookaburra> https://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/2643743
31:44 Part: kookaburra ([email protected]) from #sydney
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25:08 <chris`> song i made https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx5PoVb3Mrg
25:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ric Flair Drip (Instrumental) (Dec 29, 2017) Length: 5:09 - Category: Music - 1,856,406 views - 12,554 likes (94.6%), dislikes (5.4%)
30:42 <breaker> Delusional psycho with a drug and alcohol addiction.
30:48 <chris`> hi hun
30:55 <chris`> i actually did
31:05 <chris`> if u unformat 3 installs
31:07 <chris`> its there
31:10 <chris`> on my hdd
31:44 <chris`> i original og
31:46 <chris`> dog
31:56 <chris`> op
32:00 <chris`> to data
32:07 <chris`> you wave length
33:10 <breaker> Unformat 3 installs? Say what?! Does that even exist.
34:19 <chris`> yes
34:33 <chris`> i know pc back of my hand
34:35 <chris`> dickhead
35:25 <chris`> system data reverse engineer
35:28 <chris`> by hobby
35:32 <chris`> who the fuck are you bro
36:20 <breaker> Your secondhand PC from Cashies has a virus on it, people say you got hacked by breaker.
37:37 <chris`> huh
37:42 <chris`> why dont u shut up
37:49 <chris`> u blast my address around irc
37:53 <chris`> now going i dont own shit
37:54 <breaker> Your white optus router was hacked
37:59 <chris`> apology
38:00 <chris`> now faggot
38:18 Join: kookaburra ([email protected]) to #sydney
38:28 <chris`> or eat shit from your own intestine stitched to your mouth
38:29 <chris`> or eat shit from your own intestine stitched to your mouth
38:30 <chris`> or eat shit from your own intestine stitched to your mouth
38:33 <chris`> breaker
38:38 <President_Trump> Cody left a mic in your unit
38:42 <President_Trump> been listening to everything
38:56 <kookaburra> https://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/weather/snake-bites-on-the-rise-during-queensland-heatwave/news-story/adaace340882391f35a1ab19233538c9
39:12 <President_Trump> he put a trojan on your pc as well, but he ssaid you must have formatted everything coz he lost connection
39:13 <kookaburra> snakes
39:29 <breaker> No Chris`, you gave out your own address back in 2012 in #Melbourne even in #sex cause you were desperate for pussy.
39:52 <breaker> And you said "come now cunt"
39:52 <kookaburra> lavender's blue dilly dilly lavenders green
40:29 <kookaburra> i should have came to uk earlier
41:13 Part: chris` ([email protected]) from #sydney
41:30 <kookaburra> https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/world/warning-queensland-heatwave-causing-erratic-snake-behaviour-after-man-bitten-in-bed
42:10 <kookaburra> wake up with a knife in ya back
43:11 <kookaburra> i bet all the poor people are despo to migrate into au from poor parts of asia
43:30 <kookaburra> stiff drop in housing price
46:42 <kookaburra> https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AJC-Van-CONVERSION-ONLY-Burger-kebab-Mobile-Catering-trailer-Bar-Food/163348761575?hash=item2608584be7:g:dKMAAOSwGPxZ5yLp:rk:5:pf:0
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15:33 Quit: HellFury ([email protected]) Quit: Bite My Shiny Metal Arse!
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38:32 Nick: WhoCares is now known as HogaMaraKha
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53:51 <kookaburra> https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2018/dec/04/bushfires-tropics-queensland-terrifying-new-reality-cyclones-flooding
54:29 <kookaburra> a new gif for ya
57:02 <kookaburra> https://twitter.com/twitter/statuses/1066904183796727808
00:41 <kookaburra> https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-12-04/eungella-rainforest-future-questioned-by-expert/10578802
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39:47 <chris`> breaker if u type on austnet again i will kill u
39:49 <chris`> breaker if u type on austnet again i will kill u
39:53 <chris`> promis
39:55 <chris`> promise
40:48 <chris`> 8 am u my door
40:51 <chris`> one on one
41:01 <chris`> if u not a coward breaker
41:44 <chris`> cause minute u show me who u are is 30 seconds before u die
42:13 <chris`> try me
42:31 <chris`> so i suggest u leave austnet breaker
42:37 <chris`> remember if u type
42:38 <chris`> on here
42:41 <chris`> i will kill u
43:05 <chris`> if u type you think yourlife is worth a joke
43:18 <chris`> i had enough of ppls shit
43:23 <chris`> u not coward
43:26 <chris`> come to my door
44:11 <chris`> what matters is u show yourself youre dead
44:15 <chris`> i am alive
44:16 <chris`> lol
44:22 <chris`> in nutward high on meds
44:41 <chris`> 3 years later or 5
44:42 <chris`> i free
45:01 <chris`> your life is worth that to me
45:09 <chris`> breaker dead man walking
45:51 <chris`> if breaker types again
46:08 <chris`> with out coming to my door and saying i am the putrid dog stalker that harasses u
46:24 <chris`> theyre a child
46:39 <chris`> coward
46:42 <chris`> spastic cunt
47:30 <chris`> i just called you out
47:33 <chris`> remember
47:35 <chris`> dont type
47:41 <chris`> or you dead
51:17 <chris`> i will stab u breaker as many times as u flooded word faggot
51:20 <chris`> i am serious
51:36 <chris`> leave
51:48 <chris`> i run this shit now
51:57 <chris`> leave you life depends on it
53:41 <chris`> if breaker the coward
53:48 <chris`> even types on another nick
53:53 <chris`> i will kill them
54:25 <chris`> live longer breaker = leave
54:31 <chris`> be smartarse = death
55:38 <chris`> way u said i got little loan
55:46 <chris`> means i know u right above me
55:58 <chris`> you peadophile fuck
56:11 <chris`> leave my property today
56:14 <chris`> or die cunt
57:09 <chris`> u think i got loan off sirleaf
57:10 <chris`> i didnt
57:23 <chris`> u leave my home property
57:26 <chris`> now or die cunt
01:18 <chris`> i will not pay someone like u did to bash me
01:29 <chris`> i will stab you 100 times
01:48 <chris`> you can not even call cops
01:52 <chris`> or you expose
01:56 <chris`> yourself
02:15 <chris`> and how u are a pervert peadophile fuck
03:12 <chris`> if u type without coming to my door saying i am the spastic stalker
03:21 <chris`> your word is worth nothing
03:28 <chris`> so your life useles
04:06 <chris`> time to tell truth
04:10 <chris`> i just did
04:26 <chris`> u die breaker if u type on this server again
04:30 <chris`> i will stab u to death
05:14 <chris`> if u can not come to my door tell me its u
05:18 <chris`> you coward wanker
05:24 <chris`> and dog shit for brains
05:31 <chris`> type i dare u
05:42 <chris`> i serious cunt
05:46 <chris`> if u dont leave
05:53 <chris`> and never type on here again
05:58 <chris`> i will stab u 100 times
06:00 <chris`> to death
06:38 <chris`> is your life worth calling ppl faggot
06:43 <chris`> braindead fucken cunt
11:11 <chris`> i hate u cunt
11:13 <chris`> leave now
11:21 <chris`> before i set you on fire
11:57 <chris`> come knock 8 am breaker
12:01 <chris`> i called u out
12:26 <chris`> cause serious
12:33 <chris`> if u type again on this server
12:37 <chris`> u will get stab to death
13:11 <chris`> leave cunt
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01:00 <Exo> Love me love me say that you love me
01:00 <Exo> rise and shine
01:00 <Exo> early b1rd gets the worm
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22:00 <b1rd> Heyya
22:00 <b1rd> Well and truly awake bro
23:00 <b1rd> Was up at six running amok getting chased by cops
24:00 <b1rd> Reboot phone brb
24:00 <*buffextras> [email protected] parted with message: []
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33:04 <b1rd> :)
42:31 Join: Glenn_ ([email protected]) to #sydney
51:28 <flammable> Lol @ chris's meltdown
52:00 <b1rd> Girl i passed mmm smelled yum
53:00 <flammable> Lol @ chris's meltdown
53:00 <b1rd> Girl i passed mmm smelled yum
56:47 Part: Glenn_ ([email protected]) from #sydney
57:26 <b1rd> Lawl black ppl
58:55 Quit: Glenn ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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02:26 <b1rd> Lawl at fresh violence in png
02:37 <b1rd> Indonesia gonna smash em
02:49 <Glenn> The natives are revolting.
02:52 <b1rd> Chinese will help betya
03:05 <b1rd> Rofl yes revolting indeed
03:41 <b1rd> Might go over for a laugh
04:02 <b1rd> Stir em up bit more
04:18 <Glenn> They still shrink heads there.
04:46 <b1rd> Lol yep
04:55 <damian> nah
04:55 <Glenn> ...after they've eaten what's attached below.
05:26 <b1rd> lol headhunters yea thats true
06:41 <b1rd> Jungle bunnies
07:08 <b1rd> Yum that lady smell nice
08:00 <b1rd> LOL @ chris`
08:05 <damian> bird bird bird
08:09 <damian> why did you choose the nickname b1rd
08:24 <b1rd> Not telling
08:32 <damian> but i wanna know
08:37 <b1rd> Y u choose nickname damian
08:40 <damian> it's my name
08:54 <b1rd> B1rd is my name
08:58 <damian> doubtful
09:00 <b1rd> Got ur newstart out yet pissssss? 
09:05 <b1rd> It is
09:13 <damian> what is your name on your birth certificate
09:19 <b1rd> Yumm
09:33 <damian> that's an odd name
09:45 <b1rd> The girls seem to have synchronised periods in order to compete for my sperm
09:57 <b1rd> They smell very fertile
10:00 <b1rd> You get paid today don't you? 
10:00 <b1rd>  L
10:15 <b1rd> Yes it's quite a common name where i was from
12:00 <b1rd> Decisions decisions which girls should i impregnate today?
21:14 Join: l00peyd0g ([email protected]) to #sydney
22:15 <b1rd> Hi david :)
22:39 <l00peyd0g> gday
34:37 <b1rd> Quickly eat chicken premium freerange
34:41 <b1rd> https://imgur.com/a/vdwn4ng
35:08 Part: l00peyd0g ([email protected]) from #sydney
42:36 <flammable> damian his name is Jason
44:20 <Glenn> ...but he's been called many other names too.
45:57 <flammable> Like 'oi dickhead'
46:12 <flammable> And 'get away, creep!'
49:48 <b1rd> Finished roast chook
49:58 <b1rd> Gonna but five sushi rolls
50:14 <b1rd> Wash hands first
50:20 <b1rd> Greasy bit
52:00 <Exo> Morning kezzie
52:00 <Exo> chris` waiting for newstart to come in 
58:00 <b1rd> Ok eat again
58:04 <b1rd> https://imgur.com/a/KujwKWf
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04:03 Part: Skirmish ([email protected]) from #sydney
06:00 <Exo> !ttop10
06:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(502) 2. WhoMadeWho(404) 3. flammable(195) 4. katatonic_kate00(144) 5. chris`(141) 6. HellFury(125) 7. Zade(123) 8. xm(77) 9. Psylent(57) 10. b1rd(38)
06:00 <b1rd> Morning exo
07:00 <b1rd> Pissssssss gunna buy cask wine with his newstart 
08:00 <Exo> All the money will be gone in an hour
08:00 <b1rd> Yup
08:40 Join: energizer ([email protected]) to #sydney
11:00 <Exo> At least spend the money on something worth it and essential 
11:00 <Exo> Like kfc and hookers
11:14 Quit: energizer ([email protected]) Changing hosts
11:14 Join: energizer ([email protected]) to #sydney
11:29 <Exo> Top of the morning ladies and gents
11:57 <energizer> hey
12:03 * energizer is using mIRC! Shock!
12:09 Join: e|f ([email protected]) to #sydney
12:20 <energizer> e|f!
12:29 <energizer> could you voice me in melb? <3
12:41 <e|f> sure
13:06 <Exo> Morning dudes
13:43 <e|f> sup
20:00 <kookaburra> Who is online
20:00 <kookaburra> Fire is coming for Brisbane 
20:12 <b1rd> Hiya exo
20:37 <energizer> xo
20:43 <b1rd> Sup kiddo
21:00 <Exo> Whats shaking
21:00 <kookaburra> Mild winter in London so many Italians and spanish girls here
21:09 <energizer> b1rd's anal beads :D
21:10 <Exo> have your drugs worn off yet b1rdy
21:12 <energizer> they vibrate
21:52 <b1rd> No drugs son.
22:00 <kookaburra> Dutton is going to lose his seat to back bench
22:12 <b1rd> I had an iced tea yesterday however.
22:24 <Exo> Lols 🐦🐦🐦🐦
22:34 <Exo> Long island iced tea
22:50 <e|f> very sweet cocktail
22:55 <e|f> long island
23:00 <kookaburra> b1rd
23:02 <b1rd> No
23:19 <b1rd> Tea assam from some gook shop
24:00 <kookaburra> Say goodbye 
24:00 <energizer> what political commentary or doomsday warnings will we get today, kookaburra ?
24:47 <Exo> It sure is
25:00 <kookaburra> Here comes me
25:00 <energizer> Dutton will fall down a set of stairs
25:00 <energizer> the capitol building will catch fire
25:00 <kookaburra> Yes scomo securing his job by firing dutton
25:00 <energizer> australians will be banned from the internet
25:00 <energizer> IRC users will be rounded up and shot
25:07 <Exo> u must've got some herbal tea
26:00 <Kezzie> (Jules) morning hubby!!
26:00 <energizer> sudanese will be kicked out of the UK
26:00 <energizer> what next?!
26:00 <kookaburra> Relax a minute 
26:00 <kookaburra> Kezzie how are ya darling 
26:00 <energizer> is it true Kezzie has multiple personality disorder?
27:00 <energizer> just wondering
27:00 <kookaburra> The bats are dropping in her backyard dont blame her
27:00 <energizer> what does that mean
27:00 <kookaburra> No idea plllp
28:00 <kookaburra> Fire might jump from north stardbroke to Canberra parliament 
29:00 <kookaburra> I hope the rest of the country is safe
29:40 <Kezzie> morning Exo
29:44 <Kezzie> hugs b1rd
29:50 <Kezzie> hi e|f
30:00 <kookaburra> Them politicians fucked my life, they must go
30:16 <energizer> long neck better
30:21 <energizer> hey Kezzie
30:29 <Kezzie> hi energizer
30:41 <e|f> Kezzie :)
31:00 <kookaburra> Energizer did you see the ufo shooting beams to earth
32:00 <kookaburra> Who is jules hubby? She still a babe
35:00 <kookaburra> Just because ive developed cerebral palsy & motor nueron disease doesn't mean im a total obsolete 
38:00 <kookaburra> Call a royal commission on both political parties 
40:00 <kookaburra> Lucky i packed my bag to 10kg and left
42:00 <kookaburra> I came with nothing and leave with nothing 
42:00 <kookaburra> b1rd install solar on your van and get a shower for christ shake, this is Christmas 
42:17 Join: kookaburra ([email protected]) to #sydney
42:34 <kookaburra> Star casino
43:00 <kookaburra> And stop pissing in beds
43:01 <kookaburra> Syd azn hookers
43:31 <e|f> ...
43:39 <kookaburra> I will not step my foot in y
43:55 <kookaburra> Het e|f how is it going
44:01 <kookaburra> Hey
44:03 <e|f> pretty good
44:05 <e|f> you?
44:18 <kookaburra> Had a massive meal
44:29 <kookaburra> In bed
44:33 <e|f> must be dinner time in UK
44:40 <e|f> they are eleven hours behind us
44:48 <e|f> or something like that
44:52 <kookaburra> 10:46pm
45:00 <kookaburra> We leave it at that 
45:01 <e|f> :)
45:25 <e|f> i have some people in the UK i need to call soon to.....
45:30 <e|f> wish a happy christmas
45:40 <kookaburra> You better
45:48 <e|f> i won't forget
45:49 <e|f> :D
46:04 <kookaburra> British people are alright
46:19 <kookaburra> Walking with teddy bears
46:30 <kookaburra> What does that means
46:48 <kookaburra> Cold makes you emotional too
47:09 <e|f> >_>
47:35 <kookaburra> Lavender blue dilly dilly lavender green
48:04 <kookaburra> Uk is better
48:05 <e|f> don't trust google to keep your contacts synced and safe
48:12 <e|f> on your phone or whatever
48:17 <e|f> use an address book
48:31 Join: HellFury ([email protected]) to #sydney
48:31 Quit: HellFury ([email protected]) Changing hosts
48:38 <kookaburra> Google uk is different from from Google au
48:41 <e|f> if the server shits itself, you're fucked
48:43 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o HellFury
48:49 <e|f> and you've lost your contacts
48:57 <e|f> i've seen that happen to a few people
49:10 <e|f> "where did my contacts go?"
49:31 <kookaburra> Im going to argos get a sony earphones for a tenner
49:46 <kookaburra> 1/3
50:10 <e|f> 0.3
50:36 <kookaburra> The smokes got ya
50:59 <e|f> i'd like to see british currency again
51:05 <e|f> do they have a 100 pound note?
51:08 * e|f forgets
51:26 <kookaburra> People in qld are breathing haze as bad as chirna - donald trump
51:41 <kookaburra> Yes they do
51:56 <e|f> we have the polymer (plastic) notes in AU
52:09 <kookaburra> 1 pound is good enough for a meal cook at home
52:15 <e|f> we were one of the first to do that
52:20 <e|f> think Canada does also
52:21 <kookaburra> Im officially fat
52:29 <energizer> hey e|f what is the 'channel popup window' for the random colours script?
52:37 <kookaburra> London in canada I want to settle
52:44 <kookaburra> Dilly dilly
52:51 <kookaburra> Ontario
52:59 <e|f> energizer - when you right click in a channel window (say this one)
53:07 <energizer> ohhhh
53:09 <e|f> do you see a popup for "e|f's random..."
53:09 <energizer> derp I see it
53:17 <e|f> ok
53:24 <energizer> ThanKS!
53:28 <e|f> yw
53:31 <kookaburra> Im marrying a filo worker shes moving to Canada
53:39 <energizer> ThIS is MUCH easier TO REad On A whiTE bAcKGROUND
53:49 <e|f> :o
54:00 <e|f> i have to go do stuff
54:03 <e|f> bbiaw
54:10 * energizer is gonna try and add a random background colour element to it as well
54:26 <e|f> cool :)
54:29 * kookaburra buys e|f a teddy bear from a stolen credit card came in a box
54:37 <e|f> anyway bbiab
54:59 <kookaburra> Why so perfect people are here
56:20 <kookaburra> I haven't seen my twin brother who apparently lives in Australia for last 11 years
56:36 <kookaburra> Last i saw him in 2007
57:01 <kookaburra> The doctors made us separated
57:44 <kookaburra> Anyway i wish to die in this part of a world
58:27 <kookaburra> So many nepalese masseurs in London
59:22 <kookaburra> I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemies to separate someone from their families
00:09 <kookaburra> Forget about the rules and righteousness
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13:19 <e|f> >_>
13:24 <e|f> sort of makes sense...
13:26 <e|f> :/
24:11 <b1rd> U don't
24:34 <b1rd> One minute ur giving up fags then ur back on em
25:02 <b1rd> No willpower whatsoever elf I'm disappointed
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28:11 <flammable> Don't pick on e|f he is nice
32:01 <e|f> nah, he's right
32:04 <e|f> i should quit
32:08 <b1rd> Yes
32:16 <b1rd> It will kill u
32:20 <e|f> yep
32:26 <e|f> probably will
32:29 <b1rd> And your drinking too
32:42 <e|f> my last quit attempt was 1 month, so hopefully next time even better
32:50 <b1rd> Im listen to 3aw
33:03 <b1rd> Best talkback in Melbourne
33:08 <b1rd> Am
33:29 <e|f> i have sbs chill radio on
33:35 <e|f> just music
33:41 <b1rd> Lol k
36:20 <e|f> nothing much on facebook
36:22 <e|f> same old stuff
36:41 <b1rd> Fk book
36:47 <b1rd> Fk that
37:32 <e|f> though according to facebook a new word has entered the english language :p
37:36 <e|f> mundine
37:48 <b1rd> Nfi
37:50 <e|f> "a period of 90 seconds"
38:21 <e|f> ex. "How long will my food order take to get to me?"
38:24 <e|f> "Mundine."
38:31 <b1rd> Mine lasts three days
38:38 <e|f> haha
38:47 <b1rd> Rofl kiddies these days
38:55 <e|f> yeah
39:04 <b1rd> Fully and completely retarded
39:14 <e|f> that's 90% of facebook
39:48 <b1rd> Ye i dont go on there
40:08 <b1rd> Needa buy a phone charger mines rooted
41:09 <e|f> microUSB?
41:15 <b1rd> Nfi
41:21 <e|f> probably is
41:22 <b1rd> Ill get one
41:36 <b1rd> Two dorra shop
41:46 <b1rd> Neil Mitchell's a gangsta
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44:54 <b1rd> Piss
45:16 <chris`> b1rd
45:32 <b1rd> Shut up cunce
08:00 <Kezzie> [08:27] <energizer> just wondering
15:00 <Kezzie> bbl
15:00 <lx> 1 k1 Kezzie...
41:00 <chris`> i need miss right now argh
41:00 <chris`> coffee meds
41:00 <chris`> fucken cunce
43:00 <chris`> they stole half my money or more
43:00 <chris`> i want their heads
43:00 <kookaburra> Are you a informer 
44:00 <chris`> no
44:00 <kookaburra> Good
44:00 <chris`> k
44:00 <kookaburra> We are friends 
44:00 <chris`> ok
44:00 <chris`> how close are we
44:00 <chris`> lols
44:00 <chris`> sorry
44:02 <energizer> flammable!
45:00 <kookaburra> Closer from other side of this planet 
45:00 <kookaburra> I don't want money or fame
45:53 <flammable> Hello energizer
46:00 <chris`> i dont want fame
46:00 <kookaburra> Just want peace and better place for every living being 
46:00 <kookaburra> Money can be a burden 
46:00 <chris`> it was first time i had money in 10 years like
46:30 <energizer> how is the girlfriend? ;)
47:00 <kookaburra> Tax collector debt collectors cop shop enemies all at once
47:00 <kookaburra> Same
47:00 <kookaburra> I havent earned like 11 years plus
47:00 <kookaburra> Zero income
47:00 <kookaburra> Stars looking after you
47:00 <kookaburra> We are the stars children 
47:13 <energizer> https://i.imgur.com/wbkoEyU.jpg ?
48:00 <kookaburra> Girls dont get it
48:00 <kookaburra> We make the life they just hatch it
50:15 <HellFury> lol
04:07 <flammable> :)
04:12 <flammable> That's all I'm saying
12:23 <b1rd> Im doing a shit
12:31 <b1rd> U hungry flammable?
23:24 <e|f> i gots pizza
23:27 <e|f> who wants some?
23:28 <e|f> :D
25:44 * e|f gives everyone in the chatroom a slice of pizza
29:22 <b1rd> Nice titts
34:40 <energizer> i'm good, just had indian for lunch
35:59 <HellFury> yum
36:05 <HellFury> i just had something small
37:37 <b1rd> Lol shitfury
37:38 <b1rd> Hi
37:50 <b1rd> Want some watermelon?
39:50 <HellFury> t1rd
39:51 <HellFury> and no
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49:16 <b1rd> Im in sun now
49:33 <b1rd> Y not its nice
49:38 <energizer> someone water him so he grows up
50:02 <b1rd> Some schoolgirls nearly did yesterday
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38:16 Nick: DAVE is now known as DAVE-WORK
40:02 <chris`> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojoGpGL3oaI
40:05 <BlackDevil> Youtube: whinged up 2017 new music todays sound right now (May 7, 2017) Length: 5:37 - Category: Music - 67 views - 3 likes (75%), 1 dislikes (25%)
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43:00 <b1rd> Heyya devil45 
43:00 <chris`> hi Devil45
49:00 <deadpandashitz> pissssssssssssssssssssssss
59:00 <MrMW> boo
59:57 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
11:00 <Devil45> theres b1rd and tisk
11:00 <e|f> 3m4e3r4r3y 4c3h4r3i4s3t4m3a4s
11:00 <e|f> 3h4o3h4o3h4o3h4o3h4o3h4o3h4o3h4o3h4o3h4o3h4o3h4o3h4o3h4o3h4o3h4o3h4o3h4o3h4o3h4o3h4o3h4o3h4o
12:00 <Devil45> bit early
12:00 <Devil45> 3 weeks early actually
12:00 <e|f> :D
14:00 <chris`> hi e|f
14:00 <chris`> how are you?
14:00 <e|f> hey :)
14:00 <e|f> i'm ok
14:00 <e|f> you?
14:00 <chris`> set to achieve a goal
14:00 <e|f> cool
14:50 Nick: energizer is now known as pikachu
15:00 <b1rd> Yes elf
15:00 <b1rd> Bit premature 
16:00 <b1rd> Mrmw wat u doing on my block? 
17:00 <Devil45> hes looking for b1rds
18:00 <energizer> that's christmassy
18:00 <energizer> @ e|f 
19:00 <e|f> last night someone asked me to make a xmas-themed text script
19:00 <e|f> so i did
19:00 <e|f> https://pastebin.com/siz8mrTR
20:00 <energizer> ah mIRC
20:00 <b1rd> Get off my block all of u
20:00 <energizer> b1rd get off the piss
20:00 <b1rd> Pong mrmw and every other turd
20:00 <e|f> *3g4i3v4e3s 4b13r4d 3s4o3m4e 3e4g3g4n3o4g*
21:00 <energizer> I see it skips numbers
21:00 <e|f> 3y4e3p
21:00 <energizer> [a-z][0-9]
21:00 <b1rd> I don't drink hun
22:00 <e|f> /[A-Z]/i = so [A-Za-z]
22:00 <energizer> [A-Za-z0-9]?
22:00 <e|f> using the case-insensitive modifier shortens the code but possibly slows it down
22:00 <energizer> is i like g for grouping?
22:00 <e|f> i = case-insensitive
22:00 <energizer> ah
22:00 <e|f> g = global (for all matches)
23:00 <energizer> i'm sure on a modern PC any additional slowness will be quite tolerable :P
23:00 <e|f> () = group (?:) = group without backreferencing
23:00 <e|f> yeah
23:00 <e|f> i suppose you could use \w for alphanumerics [0-9A-Za-z]
24:00 <e|f> but \w matches lots of things depending on the flavour
24:00 <energizer> did my head in learning regex. at least in javascript is supports most things and is fairly standard
24:00 <b1rd> It's very easy. 
25:00 <e|f> yep
25:00 <energizer> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7woW7DmnR0E
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TURISAS - Stand Up And Fight (OFFICIAL VIDEO) (Apr 27, 2011) Length: 5:28 - Category: Music - 15,662,523 views - 104,246 likes (96.7%), 3,534 dislikes (3.3%)
26:00 <e|f> + ? * {} are the quantifiers
26:00 <e|f> + = 1 or more
26:00 <e|f> ? = 0 or 1
26:00 <e|f> * = 0 or more
26:00 <e|f> {n,m} = specific
26:00 <b1rd> Perl regex better
26:00 <energizer> I like my regex for matching email addresses
26:40 Nick: pikachu is now known as energizer
27:00 <b1rd> Y the hell u learning mirc for
27:00 <energizer> ie. for a web form to see if it's valid
27:00 <energizer> email.match( /^(([^<>()[\]\\.,;:\s@\"]+(\.[^<>()[\]\\.,;:\s@\"]+)*)|(\".+\"))@((\[[0-9]{1,3}\.[0-9]{1,3}\.[0-9]{1,3}\.[0-9]{1,3}\])|(([a-zA-Z\-0-9]+\.)+[a-zA-Z]{2,}))$/ )
27:00 <e|f> yeah that's a good one
27:00 <e|f> for an email match i'd do something like...
27:05 Part: DAVE-WORK ([email protected]) from #sydney
28:00 <energizer> must be alphanumerical, followed by a literal @, followed by alphanumerical with at least one leading alpha, followed by literal '.', followed by alphanumerical with at least one leading alpha
29:00 <energizer> syntax highlighting is invaluable with regex
29:00 <energizer> got to allow .,;:\ for email too
29:00 <e|f> /^[a-z][_.0-9a-z]+@[a-z][_0-9a-z]+\.[a-z]{2,3}(?:[a-z]{2})?$/i
29:00 <e|f> something like that
30:00 <b1rd> Elf is correct 
30:00 <b1rd> Energizer is wrong
30:00 <e|f> but the RFC for what matches an email address is really, really long
30:00 <e|f> to match the RFC would be a lot of coding
30:00 <b1rd> Script 
30:00 <b1rd> Not 'coding' 
31:00 <e|f> but yeah, that's one useful thing to use regex for - matching email addresses
31:00 <energizer> i put our client email database through it and checked pretty much all of them... all of the rejected ones were actually invalid
31:00 <e|f> imagine trying to do it without regex
31:00 <b1rd> Then u need a backend to check if it exists
31:00 <energizer> of course the [email protected] got through but eh, what can you do
31:00 <energizer> ^ exactly
31:00 <e|f> yeah :)
32:00 <e|f> what can you do :D
32:00 <e|f> you're just checking a string
32:00 <e|f> i suppose you could code something to actually check a server to see if the email address is valid
32:00 <e|f> but that's probably impractical in most cases
32:00 <b1rd> Or id fill ur form with '[email protected]
32:00 <b1rd> No
33:00 <b1rd> Only if u dont know how to achieve it
33:00 <e|f> well 
33:00 <e|f> [email protected] might be a valid email address, or not
33:00 <e|f> the regex would say it's fine
33:00 <b1rd> Yes there is a way to check
34:00 <e|f> k
34:00 <e|f> :o
34:00 <b1rd> Not that i do this shit anymore
35:00 <b1rd> Im in the sun surrounded by young girls on an excursion from their school :D
35:00 <b1rd> With my top off
35:00 <energizer> a quick MX lookup would be easy
35:00 <b1rd> Yeap
35:00 <energizer> you would have to pay for a service or get into some python
35:00 <b1rd> Php can
36:00 <energizer> getmxrr()
36:00 <b1rd> C definitely has library for it
36:00 <energizer> not very powerful though and it falls over if the reverse dns doesn't work
36:00 <b1rd> Still better than nothing
36:00 <b1rd> Reverse dns should work
37:00 <energizer> it should but it doesn't always and it doesn't necessarily mean an email address is invalid
37:00 <b1rd> If its a decent network
37:00 <energizer> most servers will not accept mail from it
37:00 <energizer> but still
37:00 <b1rd> Yea probably suss as fuk
38:00 <b1rd> If dns server not set up right
38:00 <e|f> ^_^
38:00 <MrMW> hi sexies
38:00 <b1rd> Get off my block mrmw
38:00 <HellFury> stop it b1rd
38:42 Join: MrMW ([email protected]) to #sydney
38:42 Quit: MrMW ([email protected]) Changing hosts
39:00 <b1rd> Wat? 
39:00 <b1rd> Cleaning up the city
39:00 <b1rd> Matter of national security :) 
39:00 <b1rd> Get the dregs out so i can perve on schoolgirls
39:09 <MrMW> boo
39:57 <b1rd> Toughen up muppets
40:00 <b1rd> Tomorrow gonna b grouse weather
40:00 <HellFury> as i said
40:00 <HellFury> cut it out
41:00 <HellFury> they are allowed where they want to go
41:00 <b1rd> 26 then 30 odd next day
41:00 <b1rd> No they cant the japs gonna murder em
41:00 <b1rd> Thats way they said to me... What u doin on my block
41:00 <b1rd> They tryin run restruants
42:00 <b1rd> Ffs the patrons dont need to see girls sucking dik in the alleys and shooting up
42:00 <e|f> 3b14r3d - 4s3t4o3p
42:00 <e|f> 3s4t3o4o3o4o3o4o3o4o3o4o3o4o3o4o3o4o3o4o3o4o3o4p
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45:00 <deadpandashitz> LOL
45:00 <deadpandashitz> e
45:00 <b1rd> Stfu hellfury 
45:00 <deadpandashitz> e|f shitter
45:35 Part: oldguy70 ([email protected]) from #sydney
46:00 <b1rd> Go support your deadshit famiy to scare diners out of the cities
46:00 <deadpandashitz> LOL!
46:00 <deadpandashitz> HellFury is brown skinned shitter
46:00 <deadpandashitz> drug mule cunt
46:00 <b1rd> U want to do sex work.. Get licenced do it properly. Not on my block. 
47:00 <b1rd> Yea shes just dumb sometimes 
47:00 <b1rd> Love her but she doesn't get it
47:00 <e|f> >_>
47:00 <Exo> enough b1rd
47:00 <e|f> there we go
48:00 <b1rd> Fuk off exo u stupid cunt
48:00 <Exo> alright
49:00 <e|f> 3T4h3e 4r3a4i3n 4i3n 4S3p4a3i4n 3f4a3l4l3s 4m3a4i3n4l3y 4o3n 4t3h4e 3S4p3a4n3i4a3r4d3s!
50:00 <e|f> is there a word block channel mode or something similar on AustNet?
50:00 <e|f> to block profanity, for example
50:00 <energizer> hahahaha
50:00 <energizer> how long for, exo?
51:00 <Exo> haha if only e|f
52:00 <e|f> there is such a thing for unrealIRCD
52:00 <Exo> until the drugz wears off
52:00 <energizer> so... it's a permaban? :)
52:00 <Exo> energizer
52:00 <e|f> i think it's +G on unreal
52:00 <energizer> unreal tournament was a grouse game
52:00 <energizer> UT2004
52:00 <Exo> falls on tues when they receive their newstart allowances
53:00 <Exo> be good if they could implement it here
53:00 <e|f> ^_^
53:00 <Exo> use to play UT2004 for hours on end back in the day 
53:00 <breaker> e|f, There was a mode +g but that was removed from the IRCD as it had bugs and the Oper at the time didn't want it there
53:00 <Devil45> i go to eat and b1rd goes mental?
54:00 <e|f> ah ok
54:00 <energizer> low grav, insta-gib
54:00 <breaker> e|f, Any user was able to set +g <any word> and services crashed every time
54:00 <energizer> breaker my buddy how the fuck are ya
54:00 <e|f> cool :o
54:00 <energizer> that's quite a bug wtf
55:00 <e|f> breaker is the go-to guy for any info on IRCDs
55:00 <Devil45> who let that peanut back in
55:00 <energizer> google is the go to guy tbh
57:00 <Exo> lots of misleading info on google too
57:00 <Exo> should Ask Jeeves
57:00 <energizer> AltaVista
57:00 <Exo> lol
57:00 <Devil45> just ask e|f
57:00 <Devil45> dont ask a peanut for advice - ask an expert.
58:00 <Devil45> peanut being beaker
58:00 <e|f> yeah
59:00 <Devil45> expert being e|f
59:00 <e|f> but i should really stop writing those columns in the Woman's Weekly
59:00 <e|f> waste of my time
59:00 <Devil45> gossip columns?
59:00 <e|f> hahaha
59:00 <e|f> :D
59:00 <Devil45> stop writing up about the kardashians e|f - its old news
59:00 <Devil45> :o)
00:00 <energizer> He's making a list, he's sorting it twice, SELECT * FROM `users` WHERE behaviour='nice', SQL Clause is coming to town
00:00 <e|f> "My husband wont have sex with me anymore. What do I do?"
00:00 <energizer> e|f: get sexy
00:00 <e|f> "Compliment him on his golf game and get him another beer!"
00:00 <Devil45> "become a feminist lesbian"
00:00 <energizer> fembian
00:00 <Exo> dear penthouse
00:00 <Devil45> oh wait thats been done in cosmopolitan
01:00 <energizer> paypal are dogs
01:00 <energizer> so are ebay
01:00 <HellFury> yup
01:00 <HellFury> unfortunately i need to order something for mum off ebay
01:00 <energizer> if you're a not-for-profit they'll hold your money for months while they verify your paperwork
02:00 <HellFury> i might talk to pat he buys off ebay
02:00 <HellFury> hes got paypal
02:00 <energizer> don't tell you it'll happen til suddenly you have over $1000 in there. then you can't get at until you've proven your business and jumped through a thousand hoops
02:00 <energizer> postman pat?
03:00 <Kezzie> 12 hands Exo his beer and salted nutz
03:00 <energizer> and drinks his beer
04:00 <Exo> thanks Keznitz ;-D
04:00 <Kezzie> arvo Exo
04:00 <Kezzie> ty Exo
04:00 <Exo> i thought u liked salted nutz energizer ;\
04:00 <energizer> i like your salty nutz ;)
04:00 <Exo> how are u today Kezza
05:00 <Kezzie> i ok ty Exo
05:00 <Kezzie> u?
06:00 <Exo> yeah not bad, just counting down til the xmas break
06:00 <Kezzie> its 42deg here
06:00 <Kezzie> nice inside in the a/c
06:00 <Exo> crikey!
06:00 <Exo> haha a/c on full blast for sure
07:00 <Kezzie> cyclone owen is sitting just off the qld coast
07:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8gmARGvPlI
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wham! - Last Christmas (Official Video) (Oct 25, 2009) Length: 4:38 - Category: Music - 367,698,980 views - 1,373,773 likes (95.2%), 69,501 dislikes (4.8%)
07:00 <Kezzie> its a cat 2 now
07:00 <e|f> they usually name the cyclones or whatever female names
07:00 <Exo> saw Jules on early this morning, must've missed her
07:00 <e|f> because after a woman is done with you she takes your house and car
07:00 <Exo> lol yeh
07:00 <e|f> much like a cyclone
07:00 <Exo> Owen is quite a random name for it
08:00 <e|f> Cyclone Charlene
08:00 <e|f> lol
08:00 <Kezzie> woohoo loooks like we got rain coming
08:00 <Kezzie> 200mm of rain expected for North QLD as storms, weakening cyclone deliver the goods
08:00 <e|f> it's not like they're naming the planets and their associated moons
08:00 <Kezzie> SEVERE thunderstorms and a weakening Cyclone Owen is set to bring huge rainfall totals to the Townsville region this week.
08:00 <Kezzie> Bureau meteorologist Kimba Wong said depending on where the storms hit, some areas could be looking at 50mm of rain in one downpour.
09:00 <energizer> saw that hail killed a couple of hundred Kangaroos and 150 goats in far west NSW
09:00 <Exo> cyclone chris`
09:00 <e|f> lol
09:00 <e|f> that would be a dangerous one
09:00 <energizer> cyclone pissssss
09:00 <Exo> loool
09:00 <Kezzie> Theres up to a medium chance for gusty thunderstorms this afternoon for Townsville
10:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzyMNvuee8o&feature=youtu.be
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: alphaedit2015 (Sep 14, 2015) Length: 2:46 - Category: People & Blogs - 305 views - 2 likes (28.6%), 5 dislikes (71.4%)
10:00 <e|f> "We've got a category 4 cyclone moving in, possibly high on marijuana and boxed wine. Residents are urged to leave immediately..."
11:00 <breaker> Someone should upload that and add a proper name "PisSSssSssSss"
11:00 <Exo> LOL
11:00 <Kezzie> Exo yes jules been on my comp today a bit
11:00 <breaker> Then you'll know who it is
11:00 <energizer> hahaha wtf
11:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
11:00 <Exo> up to 350 views but 5 dislikes ;(
11:00 <energizer> Это будет ужасно, если вы продолжите петь снова﻿
12:00 <Exo> lol
12:00 <Exo> google translate
12:00 <Exo> It will be terrible if you continue singing again.
12:00 <energizer> haha I was about to paste that
13:00 <Exo> havent seen any videos of him singing 
13:00 <Exo> or maybe i confused his singing as drunken ranting
13:00 <e|f> he should go on that The Voice contest or whatever
13:00 <e|f> lol
13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Tisk pong hero
13:00 <energizer> he won't be able to loop his voice like that though
13:00 <breaker> e|f, Did you know InspIRCD had a spy module? It was taken out as Opers were abusing it to spy on users/channels.
14:00 <energizer> can you imagine him actually singing
14:00 <e|f> breaker - ok, but other IRCDs have similar things
14:00 <energizer> so breaker can someone with access to the server just view messages and chats?
14:00 <energizer> got to assume it's possible
14:00 <e|f> it rings a bell
15:00 <e|f> it has been done before
15:00 <energizer> fairly average piece of software if it couldn't
15:00 <breaker> e|f, That's the problem with IRCD's can't trust those who use them.
15:00 <Exo> so InspIRCD is like the Kgb or CIA
15:00 <energizer> never quite understood the huge disconnection between network owners and the users
15:00 <energizer> nobody wants to own up to owning a physical box that runs a server
16:00 <e|f> breaker - i'm not worried
17:00 <Kezzie> whats your temp now Exo ?
17:00 <Exo> currently 22 at the moment
17:00 <Kezzie> nice
17:00 <Exo> gonna rise to the 30s towards the end of the week
18:00 <Kezzie> lol
18:00 <e|f> have a cold shower + put the a/c on if you have it
18:00 <e|f> :D
19:00 <Exo> not looking forward to summer besides hitting the beaches to check out the chicks
19:00 <Devil45> cold shower - something some people need to do in order to cool off. and i dont just mean from a hot day
19:00 <Exo> my summer bod is not quite there yet 
20:00 <HellFury> away [r: afk]
20:00 <e|f> This is what Exo is going to look like for summer -
20:00 <e|f> https://www.evolutionofbodybuilding.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Jay-Cutler-2-588-1.jpg
20:00 <e|f> personally, i think he's gone overboard
20:00 <MrMW> sexy Exo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:00 <Exo> hahahaha
21:00 <Exo> good arvo MrMark!!
21:00 <energizer> Sexo
21:00 <Exo> might see MrMW and b1rd at the beach with their wayfarer sunglasses and trenchcoats
21:00 <energizer> Devil45: https://i.imgur.com/cM2GdVJ.jpg
22:00 <MrMW> after dark
22:00 <Exo> the park is not dark yet MrMark
22:00 <HellFury> hahahaa
22:00 <Exo> oh it seemed to work HellFury
22:00 <HellFury> :p it did
22:00 <HellFury> ok brat pick up time
23:00 <Devil45> holy shit energizer
23:00 <Devil45> thats a badass block
24:00 <Exo> https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/hungry-jacks-shakes-up-its-fries-with-new-summer-partnership-with-arnotts/news-story/36e690c4d16f02a3e8b48c22f61d130e
25:00 <Exo> shutup and take my money!!
26:00 <Kezzie> brb
26:00 <lx> 1 That was a quick visit1 Kezzie...
27:00 <energizer> cheers! pretty thrilled with how it came up
27:00 <Devil45> so HJ is offering tiny teddies with every whopper?
27:00 <energizer> is that the stuff off the buscuits that you get in the bottom of the packet?!
27:00 <energizer> that's the best part!
27:00 <breaker> Hot enough for some oven chips.
28:00 <Exo> yep the bottom stuff
28:00 <Devil45> imagine ordering a whopper and fries from HJ and getting a kids pack of tiny teddies
29:00 <Exo> lol still got the option
29:00 <Exo> mix it up
29:00 <Devil45> makes no difference once its in your stomach
29:00 <Exo> buy a double whopper meal then drop by kfc pick up some wicked wings
30:00 <energizer> maccas qtr pounder, hj BBQ shapes shaker fries, KFC nuggets
30:00 <energizer> best combo
31:00 <Exo> haha
31:00 <Exo> thats what i always get from maccas
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiii
31:00 <Exo> double Qtr pounder
31:00 <Exo> hi MzMvp/Mei 
31:00 <Exo> hi ross
32:00 <e|f> i love their bacon deluxe burgers
32:00 <e|f> something about it mmmhmmm (the sugar)
32:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
32:00 <e|f> :p
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33:00 <Exo> bacon deluxes are too small
33:00 <Exo> but definintely very tasty
33:00 <e|f> have two?
33:00 <e|f> :D
33:00 <Devil45> always room for more if one isnt enough
33:00 <Exo> low budget $_$ ;(
33:00 <Devil45> aw
33:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong have 3
34:00 <Exo> http://www.beat.com.au/content/melbournes-biggest-burger
34:00 <Exo> that one for pong
34:00 <Exo> hello Mei
34:00 <Devil45> nah he would want "family" sized pizza
35:00 <Exo> Weighing in at around 2kg, the Legendary Super Saiyan has left many keen eaters with very bruised egos, as no one has ever finished it within the time limit. Don't say we didn't warn you.
35:00 <Exo> lol legendary super saiyan
35:00 <Devil45> pong wouldnt be able to eat one of those in a time limit either
35:00 <Kezzie> !ttop10
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36:00 <energizer> sup MzMvp 
36:00 <Devil45> damn e|f
36:00 <Exo> maybe in an hour is alright
36:00 <Exo> but 15 mins 
36:00 <Devil45> 15 mins for that?
36:00 <Devil45> hell no
36:00 <Exo> either gonna choke or have a heart attack lol
36:00 <Devil45> or a stroke
36:00 <Exo> yep
37:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong already had Stroke
37:00 <Exo> i ate a triple whopper once 
37:00 <Exo> body nearly shutdown 
37:00 <Devil45> bit risky
37:00 <Exo> sweating buckets lool
38:00 <Devil45> did you puke as well Exo?
38:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Pong had 2 quad whoppers
38:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Went into meat coma
38:00 <Devil45> lies
38:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Did
38:00 <Exo> nope, but couldnt get back  to work after it
39:00 <Exo> needed a siesta
40:00 <Exo> lool quad whoppers
42:00 <energizer> MzMvp wyd
42:00 <e|f> hmm
42:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
42:00 <e|f> supersize me!
43:00 <e|f> did you see that doco on the guy who ate McDonald's everyday for a whole month
43:00 <e|f> scary
44:00 <energizer> what was the outcome?
44:00 <e|f> well
44:00 <e|f> as i recall
44:26 <b1rd> My dinner yum https://imgur.com/a/16jmVxY
44:31 <b1rd> Deeelish
45:00 <e|f> he had his health monitored and it quickly declined
45:00 <e|f> he was throwing up
45:00 <e|f> even had doctors tell him to quit the experiment
45:00 <e|f> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Size_Me
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49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Need do some plops...
50:00 <energizer> not surprising really! 
51:00 <e|f> bbiaw
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17:00 <MzMvp> xmAS BASH flammable????
18:00 <MzMvp> IRC is dead losers 
18:00 <MzMvp> give it up 
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53:33 <MzMvp> snoozefest 2018
54:21 <b1rd> Gonna go defecate
54:33 <breaker> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
54:56 <breaker> Enough of that plz. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
55:06 <b1rd> Battery only 9 percent lawl
55:08 <b1rd> Bbl
55:09 <lx>  Hurry back b1rd...
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05:26 <Kezzie> !ttop10
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11:26 <chris`> hi
12:10 <Kezzie> hi chris`
12:17 <chris`> :)
12:25 <Kezzie> brb
12:25 <lx>  ...so quiet now Kezzie...
12:27 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Tisk
13:11 <b1rd> Burnt me nipples
22:44 <breaker> Hot enough for some oven chips.
24:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Tisk come to pooland
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37:00 <Devil45> you are brave
41:00 <SkyFire> 3H4a3p4p3y 4C3h4r3i4s3t4m3a4s 3E4v3e4r3y4o3n4e
48:12 <SkyFire> We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
51:48 * Glenn wanders off to get a second opinion from Lwaxana
51:55 <SkyFire> LoL
52:47 * SkyFire assimilates Glenn before he has a chance
52:49 <SkyFire> lol
02:48 <SkyFire> !ttop10
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02:28 <SkyFire> Dinner time - Keep clear or be eaten
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04:33 <Cath^> !ttop10
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04:53 <breaker> Copy Cath^ copy copy copyyy
05:07 <Cath^> hi breaker breaker
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09:56 <Cath^> howdy Jim
10:28 <^bozoJim> good evening Cath^
11:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Jimmyyyyyyyyyyy
11:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> How Bart
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41:01 <SkyFire> !ttop10
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41:23 <SkyFire> not in the list again Jim - you are really slipping
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49:00 <WhoMadeWho> i flame grilled it
49:00 <WhoMadeWho> charred on the outside and nice and pink and tender on the inside
50:00 <WhoMadeWho> in other news...would you like to have an affair with me Cosmic^Girl ?
50:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh my goodness!
50:00 <WhoMadeWho> Sutekh you old salt you....how are you
50:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I ALSO had lamb backstraps!
50:29 <^bozoJim> is it that I am slipping or just not talking as much
51:00 <WhoMadeWho> ummmmmmm no thats not even possible
51:00 <WhoMadeWho> the odds against that are too high
51:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I actually did!
51:00 <Sutekh> WhoMadeWho, good... just home from hunting cats for dinner, urself?
51:00 <Sutekh> heya Cosmic^Girl :D
51:00 <WhoMadeWho> well thats just freaked me out
51:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey Sutekh :D
51:00 <WhoMadeWho> mathematically the odds of this are extraordinary
51:27 <SkyFire> could be both
51:49 <SkyFire> Christmas is great
52:00 <e|f> maths don't come into it
52:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Marinated and served on sauteed cabbage, onion and mushrooms. With tzatziki on top :)
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52:04 <SkyFire> grabs Exo and gets him prepared for later
52:06 <^bozoJim> as Exo is not on as much and I do not ahve to defend myself and give him all of this positive encouragement
52:59 * SkyFire ties Exo to a metal pole and rests the pole horizontally above smouldering ashes
53:00 <b1rd> hiiiiiiiii
53:00 <e|f> wb
53:00 <WhoMadeWho> elf...dear elf.......lamb backstraps are not that common and the chances of two random people in an irc room eating on the same night are so slim
53:00 <WhoMadeWho> that maths comes into play 
53:00 <e|f> odds are odds
53:18 <SkyFire> attaches a motor and watches him slowly turn
53:26 * ^bozoJim gets to work in the nice geo thermal area here and breaks the rock and prepares Exo a nice cool dirt nap bed by making sure all of the rock is gone and replaced by fresh soil and lawn
53:37 <SkyFire> nice
53:45 <b1rd> Do u have shed groupies jim?
54:00 <b1rd> Elf is very deceptive 
54:00 <WhoMadeWho> cabbage is so nice Cosmic^Girl
54:00 <Cosmic^Girl> It is when it's sauteed with onion and muchrooms :D
54:00 <WhoMadeWho> people tend to shun the cabbage
54:00 <WhoMadeWho> but i dont
54:00 <Cosmic^Girl> *mushrooms
54:00 <b1rd> Best farts on cabbage
54:00 <b1rd> Jet powered
54:41 <SkyFire> sprays some air freshener, don't want any of the smell that geo thermal areas have
55:00 <Sutekh> hey b1rd, u been good?
55:00 <WhoMadeWho> i like my mushrooms pan fried in a mix of REAL butter and olive oil.....not margerine
55:00 <b1rd> Yup very good boy sutekh :) 
55:00 <b1rd> Always good boy
55:00 <WhoMadeWho> Sutekh what do you do on a tuesday night
55:00 <Sutekh> except when calling the channel owner a cunt hey
55:28 <b1rd> Or broken water pipes
55:40 <SkyFire> but it won't last all night, so at some point the gases from the geysers and mud pools will return
55:54 <b1rd> With junk mulch on trees making a soaking mess
56:00 <Sutekh> WhoMadeWho, log onto IRc for my cheap entertainment
56:00 <WhoMadeWho> tuesday nights are generally a pretty boring night
56:00 <WhoMadeWho> before hump day and waaaaaaaay before friday
57:00 <Sutekh> ;/
57:00 <WhoMadeWho> who owns this channel ?
57:00 <b1rd> Official secret squirrel business sutekh 
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57:00 <WhoMadeWho> couleurs
57:00 <b1rd> Not sorry
57:31 <SkyFire> along with the Sulphur and natural gas
58:00 <couleurs> yea what u want
58:00 <Sutekh> b1rd, no remors?
58:00 <WhoMadeWho> do you own this channel ?
58:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey couleurs :D
58:00 <Sutekh> remorse
58:00 <b1rd> Never
58:00 <couleurs> yes
58:00 <WhoMadeWho> ahh the mystery is solved
58:18 <^bozoJim> the pyroletic rock here is bad enough
58:19 <b1rd> Yea don't sleep on bad ground..
58:23 <SkyFire> yes
58:27 <b1rd> I was taught that early.
58:54 <b1rd> Knew how select good sleeping spot quickly
58:55 <SkyFire> have to be careful, don't want Exo going up in flames just yet
59:00 <^bozoJim> that old guiser that is there will wake him up
59:00 <Sutekh> WhoMadeWho, Allah owns the planet, therefore everything on it ;p
59:00 <b1rd> Moonee ponds cib are scum
59:00 <WhoMadeWho> as an evolved human....i understand you need the concept of gods to fill the gaps in your knowledge Sutekh
59:00 <b1rd> I just evade police twice today
59:35 <^bozoJim> it is wednesday night so it is encounters date night he c ould be on anytime from now on
59:51 <SkyFire> specially when it drops a bit of hot water in him
59:54 <SkyFire> on
59:58 <^bozoJim> !ttop10
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00:00 <b1rd> Dogs
00:00 <Sutekh> haha
00:00 <b1rd> Doin 150
00:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey Sutekh! I read such a great book the other week
00:00 <b1rd> Hope new underworld war will be funny
00:00 <Cosmic^Girl> It gave me some new knowledge on Allah
00:01 <SkyFire> yes
00:14 <SkyFire> Jim races along
00:15 <b1rd> U seem to know alot about date nights etc u old geezer
00:18 <SkyFire> :)
00:32 <^bozoJim> it is amazing what Exo does and tells me
00:40 <SkyFire> lol yes
00:44 <b1rd> Yes
00:52 <b1rd> He's quite naughty
01:00 <b1rd> They should let em all out prison and arm em
01:00 <WhoMadeWho> Cosmic^Girl are you a god believer
01:00 <Sutekh> Cosmic^Girl, yeah? what did u learn?
01:00 <b1rd> God botherer
01:00 <Cosmic^Girl> No. I'm don't believe in any one God. But I do like reading about them
01:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I read The Lebs. Have you read that?
01:05 <^bozoJim> it is just a shame he has not done any of his antics on the tram network yet
01:12 <SkyFire> encounters date night - wonder which lot of little old ladies he is with this time
01:29 <^bozoJim> friday is granny night
02:00 <WhoMadeWho> geez...people in gods should be banned from teaching
02:00 <Sutekh> ohh yeah
02:00 <WhoMadeWho> young people do not need that inane drivel pumped into their minds
02:00 <b1rd> Satanism sounds ok
02:00 <Sutekh> WhoMadeWho, just accept u were made from dust by a higer power
02:00 <Cosmic^Girl> It was excellent!
02:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Star dust :)
02:18 <SkyFire> think the tram network is running well tonight
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02:23 <^bozoJim> it is
02:37 <b1rd> I nearly bummed an indian guy today coz street so congested
02:44 <b1rd> It was a nice soft bum
02:54 <^bozoJim> better than the ARTC main line between Kilmore East and Wallan a lot of mornings
03:00 <b1rd> Not gunna deny it i barred up
03:00 <Sutekh> b1rdddddddddddddddddd
03:00 <WhoMadeWho> Sutekh accept you were a cosmic accident
03:00 <WhoMadeWho> due to lack of cosmic condom
03:00 <Sutekh> lol
03:00 <Sutekh> WhoMadeWho, ur place in the universe is like on IRc :D
03:00 <WhoMadeWho> i think my all time favourite series on tv was the original Cosmos with Carl Sagan
03:09 <b1rd> Sutekh!!!
03:09 <^bozoJim> hello Sutekh
03:22 <Sutekh> hihi Jimbo
03:23 <SkyFire> hi Sutekh
03:29 <Sutekh> SkyFire :D
03:36 <^bozoJim> they have copper wire theft from that part of the ARTC deliniated interstate rail network at least twice a week
03:41 <SkyFire> bugger
04:00 <^bozoJim> and as no signals and train control is Junee
04:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Cosmos is my fave magazine
04:00 <WhoMadeWho> i wasnt that thrilled with the remake of cosmos
04:00 <WhoMadeWho> i watched all of it
04:00 <WhoMadeWho> but yeah it missed the mark a bit for me
04:11 <^bozoJim> they cannot get train orders that far into the network
04:16 <SkyFire> oh
04:34 <^bozoJim> Vline is not authroised to get a train order from Junee
05:00 <Sutekh> do u believe in the devil WhoMadeWho?
05:00 <WhoMadeWho> no
05:00 <b1rd> I do
05:00 <Sutekh> watch the movie Event Horizon then, and believe ;p
05:06 * SkyFire takes over the networks and brings all state networks in to just one network
05:27 <^bozoJim> so they have to sit and await pilotman or signalman to go at no more than 25kph ready to stop
05:28 <SkyFire> really by now, it should be just the one network
05:46 <^bozoJim> but a lot of area controllers
06:00 <WhoMadeWho> i like that movie
06:00 <b1rd> He good bloke
06:00 <WhoMadeWho> its a good movie
06:00 <Sutekh> haha
06:00 <WhoMadeWho> i like movies that challenge and investigate the matter of gods etc.
06:00 <b1rd> Today some christian tried hand me a leaflet i told him Fuck Off
06:04 <^bozoJim> like 3 control points between melb and Albury
06:20 <^bozoJim> as it is all now done on phone lines
06:28 <^bozoJim> and if they go offline
06:32 <SkyFire> I would bring back signalmen everywhere and reopen all the closed lines
06:33 <^bozoJim> they get red sticks
06:55 <^bozoJim> good luck a lot are now rail trails
07:23 <SkyFire> they are changing bike tracks in the UK to heritage rail lines
07:34 <^bozoJim> and the cyclist refuse to give up their cycling trail for a railway
08:00 <Sutekh> lol b1rd
08:00 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [4h48m13s]
08:00 <b1rd> Yea pests
08:28 <SkyFire> in the UK a lot had no choice - the railway was getting built, it was either get out of the way, or be run over
08:55 <^bozoJim> like in SA when ASR then G&W took over country rail lines in SA their contrct was to keep them operational so they could be used within 2 weeks of needing them
08:56 <SkyFire> a lot of the bike trails have been built on former rail lines anyway
09:00 <b1rd> One bitch i used to fk was a christian
09:00 <WhoMadeWho> i like that movie Prometheus
09:00 <b1rd> Was cute when she preach at me i just stare into her eyes then we rooted
09:00 <WhoMadeWho> thats a goodun
09:11 <b1rd> Good to ride dirt bikes on
09:15 <^bozoJim> instead they did not look after them and hand them back to the state unserviceable
09:22 <SkyFire> pfffffffft
09:27 <b1rd> Try run over joggers etc
09:27 <SkyFire> bloody typical
09:44 <^bozoJim> I would make them if court action is needed restore them forget the cost
09:48 <SkyFire> time to scrap the haulage of freight by road and move it back to rail
09:56 <^bozoJim> I agree
10:00 <b1rd> Very naughty christian she was
10:00 <WhoMadeWho> Interstellar is another good one
10:01 <b1rd> I used to pwn all melbournes bike paths riding my 600 dirter on
10:05 <^bozoJim> rail is still cheaper and faster
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10:09 <SkyFire> yes
10:25 <b1rd> Fk rail just run
10:38 <b1rd> U fit arent u?
11:00 <^bozoJim> and there use to be a lot of rail lines into the great divide
11:00 <Sutekh> whats happens to u when u die WhoMadeWho? u dont think some smarter thingo can download ur brain/soul or whatever like we use the internet to download porn?
11:00 <HellFury> maybe porn is all he has on his mind
11:00 <WhoMadeWho> i also like the original Blade Runner.the directors cut
11:11 <^bozoJim> and around the vic nsw country areas
11:26 <^bozoJim> they are now all closed and a lot ripped up
11:28 <SkyFire> get rid of the weird private companies that own sections of rail line as well - to get a heritage train from Canberra to Sydney means dealing with, (I think) 4 seperate companies
11:41 <^bozoJim> yes it is
11:56 <^bozoJim> and each needs to accredit your stuff individually
12:00 <b1rd> K
12:00 <WhoMadeWho> Sutekh how did you arrive at porn in the course of this conversation ?
12:00 <Sutekh> ahha HellFury
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12:00 <WhoMadeWho> noone even mentioned porn
12:00 <Sutekh> WhoMadeWho, making a scientific arguement u might understand
12:00 <WhoMadeWho> we was discussing movies we liked
12:12 <SkyFire> yeah
12:13 <deadpandashitz> :D
12:20 <deadpandashitz> ^bozoJim shitter
12:26 <b1rd> lol
12:27 <SkyFire> same bloody paperwork, but each with their own letterhead
12:37 <SkyFire> !ttop10
12:38 <^bozoJim> like GML10 cannot run in nsw as it is too noisy
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12:44 <SkyFire> pfffffft
12:47 <SkyFire> crazy
12:53 * SkyFire runs it anyway
12:57 <^bozoJim> and the MZ cannot run in vic as they are too noisy
13:00 <Sutekh> ur soul or whatever u like to call it can be downloaded
13:00 <HellFury> charlie and the cheesey dick
13:04 <Kezzie> !ttop20
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13:08 <SkyFire> trains are noisy - get over it people
13:21 <^bozoJim> hugs Kezzie fellow channel angel and irc wifey
13:28 <SkyFire> !top20
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13:47 <e|f> how the hell did i make it so far
13:53 <e|f> surely i didn't chat that much?
13:56 <SkyFire> no idea
14:00 <Sutekh> not sure what would be done with it tho, maybe put into a rodents body next time ;p
14:00 <WhoMadeWho> what is a soul..its nothing more than stored information....information can only be stored on physical matter.......the universe is expanding and one day it will stretch so far that matter will be pulled apart to the lowest demonimator
14:03 <^bozoJim> here the flashing lights and warning bells have recently been re activated
14:10 <e|f> !top10
14:11 <Kezzie> hugs darling irc hubby jim
14:14 <^bozoJim> as the locals complained the bells were too noisy
14:21 <SkyFire> LoL
14:24 <e|f> !top10
14:25 <^bozoJim> so had the lights and bell turned off
14:28 <e|f> meh
14:29 <e|f> nvm
14:39 <SkyFire> 15 minute timeout e|f
14:46 <e|f> k
14:47 <Kezzie> bbl
14:48 <lx>  cya Kezzie...
14:53 <SkyFire> cya Kezzie cuddles
15:00 <WhoMadeWho> when photons are pulled so far apart.....the information is lost
15:00 <HellFury> and then b1rd strokes it out
15:03 <^bozoJim> train can only go over the protected crossing at 10kph as they keep going over with warnings going
15:44 <^bozoJim> and these chinese tourists went over blocked the crossing lights and bells going
15:46 * SkyFire revamps all level crossings to international standard
15:54 <^bozoJim> and got hit midships as the train could not stop
16:00 <HellFury> i mean wrong window
16:00 <WhoMadeWho> dear me
16:03 <^bozoJim> wrecked one camper
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16:36 <^bozoJim> I mean straight in front of the engine whistle going headlight on bells and lights going
16:43 <SkyFire> gauranteed to make you stop
16:49 <SkyFire> wow
17:00 <Sutekh> haha
17:00 <Sutekh> well yeah, the brain is seperate from the soul
17:00 <WhoMadeWho> lets just make profound statements and the end it with bird stroking out
17:00 <WhoMadeWho> what a finish
17:00 <b1rd> No such thing as soul
17:03 * SkyFire hugs flammable
17:06 <^bozoJim> and WCWR got blamed as they did not pull up in time
17:12 <^bozoJim> hello flammable
17:20 <SkyFire> LoL idiots
17:25 <^bozoJim> derailed Mt Lyell No3
17:54 <^bozoJim> we heard it and raced over to check the crew and passengers
18:00 <b1rd> It hasnt been proven
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18:00 <Sutekh> hence why u can have 2 identical twins and one is good and one is bad ;p
18:00 <WhoMadeWho> no twins are identical fully
18:15 <^bozoJim> they were all ok
18:29 <^bozoJim> little NG engine had a few scratches and in the dirt
18:53 <^bozoJim> so crew started depressurising and shutting downt eh boiler
19:00 <b1rd> Id fuk my twin
19:00 <b1rd> If had one
19:00 <b1rd> Twincest
19:00 <Sutekh> lol
19:00 <WhoMadeWho> bird if you were to commit incest with your mother and your sister........name two well know celebrities that you would want to be your mother and your sister
19:15 <^bozoJim> chinese were conmplaining the train failed to give way
19:57 <^bozoJim> so we had it sorted
19:58 <SkyFire> LoL
20:00 <Sutekh> dont u ever wonder why some people are cunts like b1rd? they are just bad bad bad ;p
20:00 <b1rd> I did fuk botg
20:00 <b1rd> Both
20:00 <b1rd> I dont know celebrities 
20:18 <^bozoJim> and they got the diesel to haul them to Dubbil Barrill instead
20:39 <deadpandashitz> ^bozoJim shitter
20:46 <^bozoJim> loco was rerailed
20:49 <breaker> Enough of that plz. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
20:50 <^bozoJim> and checked
20:52 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3T4jbiqTig
20:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BEST OF LEVEL CROSSING FAILS CRASH COMPILATION 2016 2017 (Apr 13, 2016) Length: 4:34 - Category: Entertainment - 14,158 views - 53 likes (57.6%), 39 dislikes (42.4%)
20:57 <breaker> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
21:00 <b1rd> Na i good boy lols
21:05 Part: deadpandashitz ([email protected]) from #sydney
22:00 <^bozoJim> often I am on my way to the shed as the loco comes light to the station
22:00 <WhoMadeWho> i would go with Milla Jovovich as my mother and Cara Delevingne as my sister
22:00 <Sutekh> :D
22:00 <b1rd> Yum
22:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Why do they have to be your mother and sister?
22:00 <b1rd> I rooted my mum for ages
22:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Why can't they just be.....them?
22:00 <b1rd> And me sister not as often
22:00 <WhoMadeWho> they dont...i was just investigating birds sick mind
22:00 <b1rd> It was hot
22:21 <^bozoJim> I hear it stop arm out and they lean on the whistle to let me know they see me arm out\
22:24 <b1rd> Autistic spastics unite
22:36 Part: flammable ([email protected]) from #sydney
23:00 <Cosmic^Girl> You know you're not ever going to get a normal answer out of him
23:00 <Sutekh> some people are just good/others bad, its got nothing to do with their intelligence
23:00 <b1rd> I did
23:00 <Sutekh> the soul is not ur brain
24:00 <b1rd> When i smelled my sisters first period i was all over her. My mum saved her that time n i fkd her instead 
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24:00 <WhoMadeWho> off to the kitchen i go....i need a snack for deserts....something on a cracker with cheese i think
24:00 <b1rd> Then fkd me sis bit later had to be gentle tho it was worth it
24:00 <b1rd> K
24:00 <b1rd> Then later when was 18 
24:00 <b1rd> Fkn nice ahh
25:00 <Sutekh> dogs have good souls mostly
25:00 <b1rd> Watched porn with me sis
25:00 <Sutekh> b1rds i dunno
25:00 <b1rd> And step sis
25:00 <b1rd> Then got her on the bed
25:00 <^bozoJim> hello Sutekh
25:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Sutekhhhhhh
25:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Why do we have to listen to it?
25:00 <^bozoJim> hello Cosmic^Girl
25:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey ^bozoJim :)
25:00 <b1rd> And was rootin her.. Step sister in kitchen in disbelief 
25:00 <b1rd> Lol
25:00 <Sutekh> b1rd, ur fantasys are abit tiresome champ
25:47 <breaker> http://calaisturbo.customer.netspace.net.au/forum_pics/20.gif
26:00 <b1rd> Not fantasy
26:00 <b1rd> Did it
26:00 <Sutekh> nah
26:00 <b1rd> And fkd her another time under xmas tree
26:00 <b1rd> Over at me neighbours place
26:00 <Sutekh> no, its all in ur mind
26:00 <b1rd> Nup
26:00 <b1rd> U ask me sis
26:39 <breaker> There are 10 types of people in this world... those that understand binary, and those that dont!
27:00 <b1rd> She had me over for dinner like few years ago with my ex wife
27:00 <b1rd> I was out smoking and she comes  onto me lol
27:00 <b1rd> Wanted me upstairs
27:00 <Sutekh> it never happened b1rd, its all part if the mental illness
27:24 <e|f> :o
28:00 <b1rd> Dunno y but i wanted b faithful to the azn mail order
28:00 <b1rd> Yup prove it hun
28:00 <b1rd> U cant
28:00 <Sutekh> now b1rd i must ask you to refrain from this type of chat, as chatters are not impressed :D
28:00 <b1rd> Brb chek other channel
28:00 <lx> 1 The channel will be quiet without you1 b1rd...
28:49 <e|f> 1 is true and 0 is false, right?
28:53 <e|f> :p
29:00 <b1rd> Fuk en
29:00 <b1rd> Fuk em. 
29:00 <Cosmic^Girl> So boring
29:00 <^bozoJim> yes
29:00 <b1rd> Adult consenting incest is legal in victoria
29:00 <b1rd> And bozo is into it being a Tasmanian 
29:18 <e|f> http://bash.org/?10958
29:21 <e|f> another good 1
29:45 <breaker> Boong - 1. Native Australian 2. Person with flat, upturned nose. 3. Person used as target practice or human shield. 4. Dole bludger. 5. Ingestor of methylated spirits, bagged wine and insects. 6. Cave dweller. 7. Person who lives like a bum or is dirty. 8. Semi-evolved bei
30:00 <b1rd> Brb 
30:00 <lx> 1 No probs1 b1rd...
30:00 <Sutekh> b1rd has been injecting himself again like the old days
30:00 <Sutekh> this is disapointing
30:00 <b1rd> Nope
30:04 <b1rd> lollol
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31:00 <b1rd> I had a tea today.. Hardcore
31:00 <b1rd> I'm even off caffeine but had a relapse
31:00 <b1rd> Had a tea Assam 
31:00 <b1rd> Cold was nice
32:00 <Sutekh> hey Jimbo
32:00 <Sutekh> sorry late reply
33:00 <b1rd> lol @ jimbo
34:16 <b1rd> Skyfire and bozo: spasticated faggits bolted to the ground for their own safety
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37:00 <^bozoJim> that is ok Sutekh
37:00 <^bozoJim> hugssss Sunbeam
37:00 <Sunbeam> hiya ^bozoJim huggggggggs :)
37:00 <Sunbeam> hiya Sutekh :D
37:00 <Sunbeam> hiya b1rd :)
38:00 <b1rd> Heyya sunbeam :) 
39:00 <^bozoJim> how are you Sunbeam?
39:00 <Sunbeam> not too shabby here thanks...how's you an bart?
39:12 <breaker> WC 2006 GROUP A GER, CRC, POL, ECU Group B: ENG, PAR, TRI, SWE Group C: ARG, CIV, SCG, NED Group D: MEX, IRN, ANG, POR Group E: ITA, GHA, USA, CZE Group F: BRA, CRO, AUS, JPN Group G FRA, SUI, KOR, TOG Group H ESP, UKR, TUN, KSA
40:00 <^bozoJim> we are good thanks
40:00 <Sunbeam> it's white over with frost here this morning and a nice cool 0C
40:00 <b1rd> Nice
41:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Ooh that sounds magical!
41:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Where are you Sunbeam?
41:00 <Sutekh> hey Sunbeam :D
41:00 <Sunbeam> hi Cosmic^Girl :) ...England here
41:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Aw nice!
41:32 <couleurs> Go Soccer !
42:00 <b1rd> Where u cosmik
42:00 <^bozoJim> awww
42:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Jimmyyy
42:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> How’s Bart
42:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> U fed him
42:00 <b1rd> Where u cosmik? 
42:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Where am I?
42:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Melbs
42:00 <b1rd> Yup
43:00 <b1rd> Y u here
43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Let’s meet Cosmic^Girl
43:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm allowed to be here
43:00 <b1rd> Behave tho
43:00 <Sunbeam> hey [[[[[pong]]]]] :)
43:00 <b1rd> It my city
43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Hiiii
43:00 <b1rd> Ok? 
43:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I can do what I want
43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> No it pongs
43:00 <b1rd> No
43:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Thanks
43:00 <Sutekh> haha
43:00 <b1rd> There will be consequences 
43:00 <Sutekh> u sound like green arrow
43:41 <HellFury> back [r: afk] [6h43m45s]
44:00 <b1rd> Nfi sry sutekh 
44:00 <Sutekh> u have failed this City !
44:00 <b1rd> No i havent its ok when u muck behave
45:00 <b1rd> Tomorrow i expect best behaviour. 
45:00 <b1rd> Thankyou
46:00 <Sutekh> Cosmic^Girl pays her taxes
46:00 <b1rd> She trespassing 
47:00 <b1rd> Get off my block bitch
47:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm trespassing on IRC? Is that a thing?
47:00 <b1rd> No. 
47:00 <HellFury> hes being a dick ignore it cosmic
47:00 <b1rd> You are literally trespassing 
47:00 <Sutekh> might have to have a vote, like a democracy.. who wanst b1rd to be booted in the backside?
47:00 <couleurs> type 1
47:00 <couleurs> 1
47:00 <b1rd> Shoosh u pest
47:35 <breaker> #loveop 4 Welcome to #LoveOP Austnet's official love channel - LoveOP is a fun service that allows AustNet users to send their online partner something special; such as flowers, a kiss, or even an anonymous admire - For more information: /msg LoveOP help :)
48:00 <Sutekh> 1 for
48:00 <couleurs> ok it's settled
48:00 <Sutekh> vote open for 5 mins
48:00 <couleurs> Dammit.
48:00 <b1rd> Get a dog upya
48:00 <Sutekh> 2 for
48:00 <b1rd> Fat traitor
48:20 <b1rd> Can u groom under 11's with it?
49:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Totally 1
49:00 <HellFury> not me being a cunt
49:00 <HellFury> its you
49:00 <Sutekh> 3.. not looking good b1rd
49:00 <b1rd> Fuk up mole 
49:00 <couleurs> 3 strikes!!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <^bozoJim> hugs HellFury
51:00 <Cosmic^Girl> You're the best Sutekh1
51:00 <Cosmic^Girl> !
51:00 <Sutekh> awww
51:00 <HellFury> hes mad coz i removed him elsewhere for the same shit
51:00 <HellFury> some 10 hrs ago
51:00 <HellFury> :p
53:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Still listening to it in the other channel :P
53:00 <HellFury> ;/
54:00 <HellFury> i would just ignore him
54:00 <HellFury> he will go away at some stage
54:00 <Sutekh> he is just being a dick
54:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Yeaaah, never engage
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56:00 <Sutekh> we talk alot of nonesence in here, but lately he has gone over the line 
56:05 <breaker> #AustNETWebSite 5 Website is up and running...Post Bug reports here --> http://www.austnet.org/forums/viewforum.php?f=13
57:00 <Cosmic^Girl> He talks the same shit every day though
57:00 <Cosmic^Girl> At least the rest changes
57:34 <breaker> #help 20 [#Help] - Austnet's Offical General Help. Please ask your question(s) in the MAIN channel ONCE, and wait patiently for a reply. No private message(s) to helpers for help. No Colours/Aways & Repeating
58:00 <Sutekh> ohh, im not here during the day
58:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Oh, me either
58:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Same shit every *night
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59:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm not sure what he talks about during the day, but I suspect it's the same
59:00 <Sutekh> well we can put a muzzle on this incest bullshit :D
00:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Yeah, the incest is a bit much 
01:00 <Sutekh> but he was rude to u, so yeah haha.. cant have that hey ;p
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02:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Naw, you're the best!
02:00 <flammable> Huh. Playing favourites Sutekh?! He is rude to me all the time and I don't see you coming to my aid :P
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03:00 <flammable> I see how it is!
03:00 <Sutekh> i dont like name calling directed at women, unlss its woman vrs woman ;p im a sxist :D ohh i didnt see flammable sorry
03:00 <flammable> I am only kidding :)
03:00 <^bozoJim> hello flammable
04:00 <flammable> Hey ^bozoJim!
04:00 <Sutekh> :D
04:00 <Cosmic^Girl> flammable!
04:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Didn't you have a date today?
04:00 <flammable> Cosmic^Babe!
05:00 <flammable> Yes I did ;)
05:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Ooh and how did it go?
05:00 <flammable> It went amazing
05:00 <breaker> looooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllll
05:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Naw that's great!
05:00 <flammable> That's why I'm extra happy tonight :))))))))
05:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Yay! When's the next one? :D
06:00 <flammable> I was going to see her tonight and get cold rock, she finishes at 11. didnt realise they close at 10 though so... Another time
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07:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Cute :)
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11:13 <WhoMadeWho> hi
11:15 <WhoMadeWho> hello
11:16 <WhoMadeWho> greet
11:23 <WhoMadeWho> i love youse all
11:35 <WhoMadeWho> some more than others
11:54 <b1rd> Hey
11:58 <WhoMadeWho> bird
12:59 <WhoMadeWho> is there any other fuckers speaking in here tonight
13:06 <WhoMadeWho> @HellFury are you speaking
13:11 <WhoMadeWho> ARE YA ?
13:21 <WhoMadeWho> answer promptly woman
13:25 <b1rd> Na dead as fuk
13:26 <WhoMadeWho> i dont have all minute
13:43 <WhoMadeWho> WELL THIS IS FUCKED
13:53 <WhoMadeWho> total fucking balls
14:00 <b1rd> Yup
14:00 <Sutekh> hey SkyFire
14:00 <SkyFire> aww
14:14 <b1rd> Mite go bed
14:23 <WhoMadeWho> fuck it to hell and back and fuck the dog it rode in on
14:32 <b1rd> Ok
14:44 <WhoMadeWho> and fuck that dogs mother
14:50 <WhoMadeWho> and that dogs mothers mother
15:05 <b1rd> Lol so racist
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15:11 <WhoMadeWho> KangaPoint
15:14 <WhoMadeWho> do you speak
15:20 <WhoMadeWho> use your words
15:37 <KangaPoint> who u?
15:52 <WhoMadeWho> choose a topic of discussion
15:58 <WhoMadeWho> do it
16:18 <KangaPoint> no thx
16:27 <WhoMadeWho> then get out
16:35 <WhoMadeWho> go on
16:43 <WhoMadeWho> cant come in here and not discuss
16:48 <WhoMadeWho> must discuss
16:55 <WhoMadeWho> its not optional
16:57 <KangaPoint> discuss is good
17:12 <WhoMadeWho> what do you want to discuss
17:48 <KangaPoint> how to become a billionaire
18:07 <WhoMadeWho> contact donald trump or bill gates or putin
18:11 <WhoMadeWho> they will tell you
18:13 <e|f> invest one dollar
18:17 <e|f> compound interest
18:24 <e|f> wait a long time
18:25 <KangaPoint> they dont want to talk to u
18:29 <e|f> you'll be a billionaire
18:45 <WhoMadeWho> how is your one dollar performing
18:56 <e|f> i keep spending it :D
18:57 <KangaPoint> u used to be able to just raise and army and go conquer someone
19:00 <flammable> Cosmic^Girl do you play an instrument?
19:16 <WhoMadeWho> you still can if yur an arab
19:32 <WhoMadeWho> or a refugee
19:44 <KangaPoint> then again i dont have enuf to raise an army
20:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I can play piano
20:00 <Cosmic^Girl> And Stand By Me on the guitar. My claim to fame :P
20:00 <Cosmic^Girl> How about you?
20:13 <WhoMadeWho> who would you conquer
20:55 <WhoMadeWho> praps the homeless..would be little resistance
20:56 <KangaPoint> anyone that is easy picking and rich
21:00 <flammable> Oooh wow! That's cool! I can play violin and a bit of guitar
21:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Ooh violin is nice!
21:07 <WhoMadeWho> some homeless are fair rich
21:12 <WhoMadeWho> cuz they fake it
21:18 <WhoMadeWho> true story
21:36 <WhoMadeWho> earn more in a day of begging than some earn in a full time job
21:46 <WhoMadeWho> true story
21:59 <KangaPoint> theres a governor in india that does that
22:00 <flammable> Not when I play it hahaha
22:06 <KangaPoint> he got told to give it up
22:15 <KangaPoint> he refused
22:16 <WhoMadeWho> fuck that govenor and fuck the dog he rode in on
22:26 <KangaPoint> so he had to give up his governor job
22:53 <KangaPoint> potty training birds: https://images.newscientist.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/27150529/nationalgeographic_2695709-800x533.jpg
23:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Hehe it's probably one of the only instruments that only sounds shit or amazing
23:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Not really an inbetween
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28:00 <Exo> good evening ladies and gentlmen
28:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey Exo :D
29:00 <Exo> hello Cosmic^Girl :)) how are u this fine evening
29:00 <Exo> 10F12l3a15m1m5M15m3m1M10A10B10L15l4l1e4E4e
29:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I'm fab thanks :D How're you?
29:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Do you have chocolate Exo? Sorry to be picky...but I'm not a popcorn lover
30:00 <flammable> 0exxXXXxXXxXxXXXxXXxXxXxo
30:00 <Exo> no chocolate, but i do have protein bars if you fancy one
30:00 <Exo> flammable!! have u been cheating on me??
30:00 <^bozoJim> lool @ Exo
31:00 <flammable> Forgive me Exo for I have sinned ;)
31:00 <Exo> loooooooooool @ ^bozoJim
31:00 <Exo> evening mate
31:00 <^bozoJim> flammable if you would like, I am more than willing to deal with Exo for you
31:00 <Exo> that's alright flammable, all is forgiven
32:00 <flammable> Oh yay I have a car!
32:00 <Exo> i wouldn't ^bozoJim
32:00 <Exo> i've been pumping iron at derrimut gym
32:00 <Exo> where the big boyz work out
32:00 <flammable> Show us ya gunz Exo
32:00 <^bozoJim> your 2 ounce weights?
33:00 <Exo> i'm going for tone okay
33:00 <^bozoJim> oops Exo
33:00 <^bozoJim> now look here you when will you learn I can out do you
34:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Pew pew
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34:00 <SkyFire> 3H4i 3E4x3o
35:00 <SkyFire> 3H4i 3J4i3m
35:00 <Exo> g'day anthony 
35:00 <Exo> what's crackin
35:00 <SkyFire> not much
36:00 <SkyFire> that the special one that is super sharp, or the extra special that is blunt
36:00 <SkyFire> hehehe
37:00 <SkyFire> blunt, but sharp enought to do damage
37:00 <Exo> thanks for the head shave
37:00 <Exo> now i can look like my idol
37:00 <Exo> professor xavier
37:00 <^bozoJim> not with all those cuts
37:00 <Exo> looooooooooooool
38:00 <^bozoJim> now look here you
38:00 <^bozoJim> I am in the mood for you tonight
38:00 <^bozoJim> perhaps you would like to say your final good byes as when i am finished with you you will be no more
38:00 <SkyFire> !ttop10
38:00 <flammable> Eddie and Jim, cyber buddies for life
38:00 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. e|f(1053) 2. WhoMadeWho(951) 3. Exo(772) 4. b1rd(771) 5. energizer(585) 6. Sutekh(488) 7. Cosmic^Girl(357) 8. flammable(343) 9. HellFury(275) 10. Jules(232)
38:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Jimmy
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39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Have u fed Bart yet
39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> He prob hungery
39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Jimmy
40:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Ohhh Jammy u ol skellywag
40:00 <Exo> ^bozoJim and SkyFire 
40:00 <Exo> a better love story than twilight
40:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> They cyber
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40:00 <SkyFire> LoL
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41:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Twilight's pretty cute
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41:47 <WhoMadeWho> * Zade has left #sydney
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44:00 <Exo> personally i've never watched it 
46:00 <Exo> you live in melb Cosmic^Girl?
47:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Yup :)
47:00 <Exo> ooer
47:00 <Exo> which suburb
47:00 <Cosmic^Girl> On the Peninsh
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47:24 <WhoMadeWho> fu
47:30 <WhoMadeWho> fu
48:00 <Exo> lol lock your doors 
48:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Why? o.O
48:00 <Exo> * SkyFire goes to Melbourne - LoL
48:55 <couleurs> who's up 4 a lil FiFa onlined
49:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Naw it's okay, I go to Canberra all the time :)
49:00 <SkyFire> https://res.cloudinary.com/skyfire747/image/upload/v1543816116/mustang/181203_Ford_Mustang_001.jpg << latest update for the Mustang
49:00 <SkyFire> hi katatonic_kate00
49:00 <katatonic_kate00> hi
50:00 <katatonic_kate00> sup
50:00 <Exo> evening katatonic_kate00
50:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Hey katatonic_kate00 :)
50:00 <Sutekh> Kate :D
50:00 <katatonic_kate00> hi sup?
50:00 <SkyFire> 3f4r3e4e 3h4u3g4s 3f4o3r 4a3l4l
50:00 <Exo> what do you do up there in Canberra, work?
50:00 <Exo> rain cheque on that free hug
50:00 <Cosmic^Girl> No, my brother lives in Canberra. So I just go visit him. I love Canberra! It reminds me of Gilead
50:39 <WhoMadeWho> footing of the balls
50:47 Part: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) from #sydney
51:00 <^bozoJim> hello katatonic_kate00
51:00 <katatonic_kate00> hey
51:00 <katatonic_kate00> sup?
51:00 <SkyFire> not much
51:00 <^bozoJim> I am good thanks
51:00 <SkyFire> Gilead - errrrrm
51:00 <Exo> ahh kool
51:00 <SkyFire> hmm could put Cosmic^Girl in red and change her name - LoL
51:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
51:11 Part: Doc_Bondage ([email protected]) from #sydney
52:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Haha Of...
52:00 <SkyFire> OfRed
52:00 <SkyFire> Offred
52:00 <flammable> Hello katatonic_kate00
52:00 <SkyFire> I have red the Handmaids Tale
52:00 <SkyFire> read
53:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Me too! I haven't watched it though
53:00 <SkyFire> I have watched a bit of it
54:00 <katatonic_kate00> its really good
54:00 <Exo> https://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/program/the-handmaids-tale
54:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Don't you think Canberra is like Gilead? So....perfect and manicured
54:00 <SkyFire> yes
54:00 <Cosmic^Girl> I prefer books over shows/movies. Though I've heard it does the book justice!
54:00 <katatonic_kate00> lol
54:00 <SkyFire> but it is a bit more open and free
55:00 <WhoMadeWho> Cosmic^Girl
55:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Yeah not that part of Gilead :)
55:00 <SkyFire> we don't have the same laws as Gilead - at least not yet
55:00 <SkyFire> under his eye
56:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Praise be
56:00 <SkyFire> :)
56:29 Join: SkyFire ([email protected]) to #sydney
57:00 <Exo> SkyFire could u skype me and read me the handmaids tale for a bed time story
57:00 <SkyFire> LoL might take awhile - it is a heck of a long book
58:00 <Exo> that's alright, i have time
58:00 <Cosmic^Girl> You could probs download it on Audible ;)
58:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Mmmm okay. Bed time for meeee!
58:00 <Cosmic^Girl> Sweet dreams everyone!
58:00 <Exo> goodnight Cosmic^Girl !
59:00 <SkyFire> https://www.amazon.com.au/The-Handmaids-Tale/dp/B00NWO660E
59:00 <SkyFire> awww
59:00 <SkyFire> hangs on to Cosmic^Girl
59:00 <Exo> sweet dreams
59:00 <^bozoJim> good night Cosmic^Girl
00:00 <Exo> cool
00:00 <Exo> its on audiobook
00:00 <SkyFire> yes
00:00 <WhoMadeWho> Exo bloke
01:00 <WhoMadeWho> oi you there Exo bloke
01:00 <Exo> sup WhoMadeWho
01:00 <WhoMadeWho> gday
01:00 <Exo> where u been hiding son
01:00 <WhoMadeWho> i chatted earlier in the evening and kept the masses entertained
01:00 <WhoMadeWho> without HellFury banning me either
01:00 <WhoMadeWho> so i done real good
02:00 <Exo> what mischief did u get urself into
02:00 <WhoMadeWho> none
02:00 <WhoMadeWho> thats the thing
03:00 <katatonic_kate00> kept the masses entertained lol 
03:00 <katatonic_kate00> all of 5 peeps!
03:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTAnvqV8HcY
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Book of Mormon, Part 1 (by Joseph Smith) Unabridged Audiobook (Jan 8, 2014) Length: 08:30:15 - Category: Entertainment - 127,738 views - 1,182 likes (89.7%), 135 dislikes (10.3%)
03:00 <WhoMadeWho> that is the masses in here katatonic_kate00
03:00 <katatonic_kate00> all of 5 peeps...
03:00 <WhoMadeWho> oi you there SkyFire
03:00 <WhoMadeWho> oi you bloke
03:00 <WhoMadeWho> SkyFire
03:00 <WhoMadeWho> oi
04:00 <Exo> gotta keep that smile on chris` dial with the entertainment
04:00 <WhoMadeWho> whois chris
04:00 <Exo> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLVDaGaz9tg
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CHRIS THE BONGHEAD (Sep 19, 2017) Length: 0 - Category: Music - 180 views - 1 likes (20%), 4 dislikes (80%)
05:00 <Exo> that is chris
05:00 <SkyFire> moo
05:00 <WhoMadeWho> that cunt's cooked mate
05:00 <katatonic_kate00> lol
05:22 Join: kookaburra ([email protected]) to #sydney
05:43 <kookaburra> How do you mooooo
05:47 <kookaburra> https://youtu.be/5Yhc9j6KY4w
05:50 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guernsey Cows - The Moooooooovie (Mar 26, 2012) Length: 3:50 - Category: Pets & Animals - 11,139 views - likes (88.9%), 5 dislikes (11.1%)
06:00 <WhoMadeWho> off his chops
06:00 <WhoMadeWho> oi you there skyfire
06:00 <Exo> not cooked but living life to the fullest
06:05 Join: Doc_Bondage ([email protected]) to #sydney
06:06 Quit: Doc_Bondage ([email protected]) Changing hosts
06:06 Join: Doc_Bondage ([email protected]) to #sydney
06:23 <kookaburra> Chickens here are cheapest in the world
06:59 <kookaburra> Hey e|f
07:00 <SkyFire> meow
07:00 <WhoMadeWho> fucking bastardo wont answer me
07:00 <SkyFire> was busy modifying a template on my forum
07:00 <WhoMadeWho> just mooing and meowing
07:00 <SkyFire> LoL
07:00 <SkyFire> damn members list template
07:00 <Exo> how many members you got now
07:21 <e|f> hi
07:41 Join: Zade ([email protected]) to #sydney
07:56 <kookaburra> Nice happy life over here
08:00 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvYsIGYsgJQ
08:00 <WhoMadeWho> how can i establish comms with someone who makes animal noises at me
08:00 <WhoMadeWho> i cant translate moo and meow ffs
08:00 <SkyFire> 60
08:00 <Exo> quack quack
08:00 <WhoMadeWho> fuck a duck
08:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: METALLICA - Nothing Else Matters (HD) español traducida subtitulado (Jan 17, 2010) Length: 7:13 - Category: Music - 28,156,507 views - 129,344 likes (95.7%), 5,832 dislikes (4.3%)
08:41 <kookaburra> No sign of the sun here
09:00 <Exo> mostly active?
09:00 <SkyFire> have 5 or so that are active
09:00 <WhoMadeWho> SkyFire
09:00 <SkyFire> not seen some for a few years
09:00 <SkyFire> yes
09:00 <SkyFire> me is here now
09:00 <WhoMadeWho> check out me dads beyer garretts
09:00 <WhoMadeWho> https://imgur.com/a/JDCBlmQ
09:08 <kookaburra> 😆😃🙃👽
09:43 <kookaburra> London has everything from our galaxy
10:00 <Zade> apart from sun
10:00 <SkyFire> wow
10:00 <Exo> John 3:36 “Whoever believes in the Son has eternal life; whoever does not obey the Son shall not see life, but the wrath of God remains on him.”
10:00 <SkyFire> I have a Beyer Garrett from the UK
10:00 <couleurs> I Want Those.
10:18 <kookaburra> You can have it
10:26 <Zade> and more crime than new york
10:46 <kookaburra> Criminals like you are not welcome
11:00 <Exo> sweet garretts
11:00 <WhoMadeWho> yes i think the beyer garretts were made in the UK and then shipped out to Australia
11:00 <SkyFire> 6029 is in Thirlmere these days, (I think) with name plates - which I believe were stolen
11:00 <SkyFire> the OO scale one I have a former LMS one
11:00 <SkyFire> without name plates
11:27 <kookaburra> Tiiku tiiku give cow some grass
12:00 <WhoMadeWho> yer some cunz cant respect property
12:00 <WhoMadeWho> and steal things
12:00 <SkyFire> they were removed when she was allegedly sold
12:07 <Zade> i could walk into any shop in london and the shopkeepers would be fine...if you walked into a shop they would run to view the cctv
12:13 <kookaburra> I might move to London in ontario as my second home
12:44 <HellFury> haha
13:00 <WhoMadeWho> one of me dads beyer garretts does smoke and audio
13:00 <SkyFire> and supposedly they were given to a member, (of where??) to take care of - probaly been sold on bloody ebay
13:00 <WhoMadeWho> the one with the weathered paint job
13:00 <SkyFire> nice
13:32 <e|f> just sort your brain out first
13:38 <kookaburra> London uk is gona be my 1st home
13:39 <e|f> then move to anywhere feasible
14:00 <SkyFire> all because some idiot at the Canberra railway museum started cooking the books and not recording things properly, or not at all
14:56 Join: flammable ([email protected]) to #sydney
15:00 <WhoMadeWho> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5h27M1zJKE
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steam Locomotive 6029 Garratt Climbing Thirlmere Bank (Mar 3, 2015) Length: 1:24 - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 31,580 views - 184 likes (96.8%), 6 dislikes (3.2%)
15:00 <WhoMadeWho> 6029 in action 
15:00 <SkyFire> then the place went in to liquidation and had a dodgy auction
15:00 <SkyFire> sooner the person who did the auction is in prison the better
15:10 <kookaburra> how is gonna be flying from London 2 London
15:28 <kookaburra> John the x|||
15:34 <Zade> in other words when the cops find you in london, you will sent to a refugee camp in ontario
16:00 <SkyFire> love the sound of Garratts
16:06 <kookaburra> This parts of the world is better
16:30 <kookaburra> I might become a charity worker
16:53 * SkyFire sends e|f to Manus Island
16:57 <SkyFire> hehehe
17:00 <SkyFire> last photo I saw of her, she is missing her front water tank
17:03 <kookaburra> Nobody complains about the cold temperature
17:09 Join: ^alienated_Romeo__] ([email protected]) to #sydney
17:15 <HellFury> dad said their closing down manus Island
17:17 <kookaburra> Isle of men
17:20 <^alienated_Romeo__]> what up mutha fuckas?
17:42 <Zade> hello zaim
17:47 <zaim> hi Zade miss me
17:55 <^alienated_Romeo__]> zade did you just ban me?
17:55 <Zade> sure did
17:56 <SkyFire> they are and hopeuflly Nauru as well
18:00 <SkyFire> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlC3z8xLk_c
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 6029 - load trial - September 2014 (Sep 3, 2014) Length: 7:22 - Category: Film & Animation - 23,095 views - 161 likes (98.8%), 2 dislikes (1.2%)
18:06 <Zade> not me
18:15 <zaim> i did
18:16 <HellFury> that one is also i think in the process of being shut down
18:17 <zaim> is that ok
18:20 <kookaburra> More like ya dad gonna run a bulldozer over the island
18:21 <HellFury> dad deals with them both
18:26 <Zade> how ya been zaim?
18:26 <HellFury> well people who work there
18:31 <zaim> ill unban u if u ask me nicely
18:32 <SkyFire> ok
18:36 <zaim> good ty Zade u
18:41 <^alienated_Romeo__]> you all suck cause you are all losers
18:43 <^alienated_Romeo__]> you all suck cause you are all losers
18:44 <^alienated_Romeo__]> you all suck cause you are all losers
18:44 Part: ^alienated_Romeo__] ([email protected]) from #sydney
18:45 <SkyFire> sooner the better those gulags are closed
18:45 <zaim> lol
18:50 <Zade> haha
18:51 <HellFury> dip shit
18:55 <Zade> rage quit
18:57 <flammable> Lol
18:57 <zaim> wanker
18:58 <HellFury> he copped a gline
19:00 <HellFury> actually
19:00 <SkyFire> hi Zade and zaim
19:00 <Exo> engine, engine number nine, comin' down the railroad line
19:06 <kookaburra> Suck it up princess
19:06 <zaim> skeefee
19:08 <Zade> hello SkyFire
19:37 <breaker> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Zade
19:55 <kookaburra> Heatwave got the people of earth sorry the Perth
20:00 <WhoMadeWho> https://imgur.com/a/mf6zHXN
20:00 <^bozoJim> songs like John Henry
20:00 <WhoMadeWho> me dads model railway
20:00 <^bozoJim> Swing around the Jimmy Jaunce the yard switch
20:00 <^bozoJim> morningtown ride
20:00 <SkyFire> nice view of the layout
20:02 <flammable> How many types of line are there?
20:10 <SkyFire> umm
20:16 <flammable> I've heard of z and now g
20:26 <SkyFire> think only the two
20:40 <kookaburra> I could never hit a g
21:00 <SkyFire> G-line is Global and Z-line is local server, (I think)
21:16 <kookaburra> Gesus christ
21:37 <HellFury> yup
21:52 <SkyFire> at one time all Austnet had was kills and G-lines
22:00 <WhoMadeWho> https://imgur.com/IbTC79h
22:00 <WhoMadeWho> control centre with switching board
22:19 <kookaburra> G-unit by fiddy cent
22:26 * SkyFire hugs HellFury :)
22:29 <e|f> well
22:33 <e|f> there's also a line of coke
22:37 <e|f> you snort that, usually
22:41 <SkyFire> LoL e|f
22:47 <kookaburra> Ewww
22:59 <e|f> it's a fair answer
23:00 <kookaburra> How do you mooo daddy
23:00 <SkyFire> I need a control centre
23:00 <WhoMadeWho> hmmm yes...to switch points
23:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
23:02 <SkyFire> yes
23:13 * HellFury hugs back
23:45 <kookaburra> Dont let the sun come back here
24:17 <breaker> lol
24:24 <e|f> kline is the typical one
24:29 <e|f> not sure if they have that here
24:42 <SkyFire> forgot about them
24:52 Part: zaim ([email protected]) from #sydney
24:53 <SkyFire> don't think they have it these days
25:12 <kookaburra> downunder get ya spoiled
25:16 <breaker> G-line is *!*ident@* and Z-line is *@IP
25:35 <SkyFire> Steeleye Span - a group still going
26:15 <kookaburra> Breakfast with meth n weed back in the day
26:29 <e|f> it beats breakfast at tiffany's
26:41 Part: Zade ([email protected]) from #sydney
26:46 <SkyFire> I have that on dvd
26:57 <kookaburra> Yummy cows milk over here
27:00 <WhoMadeWho> time for bed here
27:20 <flammable> Meth flakes are the bomb
27:22 <kookaburra> Tiffany the cow
27:30 <SkyFire> LoL flammable
28:00 <SkyFire> Time in Canberra, Australia is 10:27:56pm - Tuesday 04/December/2018 - +1100 GMT
28:00 <SkyFire> not that late
28:00 <WhoMadeWho> i got payroll day tomorrow though
28:00 <SkyFire> ok
28:00 <WhoMadeWho> need to have my wits about me
28:00 <WhoMadeWho> cant be under the weather or will make mistakes
28:28 <SkyFire> shopping day tommorrow
28:52 <flammable> Groceries?
28:55 <SkyFire> nah\
29:00 <WhoMadeWho> and then suffer angry phone calls from cunts i paid wrong
29:00 <SkyFire> bugger
29:03 <kookaburra> Choose life
29:09 <kookaburra> https://youtu.be/PgsfVJMWL0E
29:11 <SkyFire> Magazines for the Mustang and R2D2
29:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Choose Life - 2017 [HD] [CC] (May 21, 2017) Length: 2:42 - Category: Film & Animation - 997,312 views - 12,370 likes (98.3%), 218 dislikes (1.7%)
30:00 <WhoMadeWho> fair thee well all
30:05 <HellFury> cockaburra
30:22 Part: Doc_Bondage ([email protected]) from #sydney
30:26 <breaker> Q-line is a nick ban
30:39 <SkyFire> !ttop10
30:41 <StatsOP> Today's Top10(words): 1. kookaburra(183) 2. SkyFire(94) 3. Zade(71) 4. aLiEn8D_Romeo(58) 5. e|f(44) 6. HellFury(43) 7. zaim(24) 8. flammable(21) 9. breaker(16)
30:45 <kookaburra> My very next door neighbors are two British gay couple
31:04 <kookaburra> One guy is very handsome
31:10 <breaker> Yeah nah no K-Line here e|f friend.. other networks have that
31:21 <e|f> lol cool
31:30 <e|f> !top10
31:31 <StatsOP> Top10(words): 1. Exo(322426) 2. ^bozojim(262738) 3. HellFury(183922) 4. Sutekh(147112) 5. b1rd(125058) 6. Glenn(113570) 7. Cath^(87049) 8. Kezzie(77850) 9. Skirmish(73679) 10. Zade(66819)
31:35 <kookaburra> Queer eyes for neighbors guy
31:38 <SkyFire> !top20
31:40 <StatsOP> Top20(words): 11. President_Trump(64077) 12. Devil45(55437) 13. Sunbeam(50601) 14. JedStar(48596) 15. WhoMadeWho(33949) 16. [[[[[pong]]]]](30762) 17. e|f(23711) 18. eddie(22188) 19. SkyFire(19368) 20. beehhh(17119)
31:47 * HellFury flicks cockaburras nuts
32:06 <SkyFire> one day I will get back to P3
32:36 <kookaburra> I dont have nuts dear, dogs ate them
32:55 * kookaburra mooooo
33:07 Part: kookaburra ([email protected]) from #sydney
33:27 <breaker> /msg operop zline *@IP <time> <reason>
33:28 <SkyFire> I will no doubt drop again when I go overseas for 7 weeks
35:28 <e|f> where are you going?
36:09 Part: T-City ([email protected]) from #sydney
36:12 <HellFury> uranus
36:13 <HellFury> i mean
36:28 <e|f> run a credit card up, pay it off slowly
36:31 <e|f> circle of life
36:32 <breaker> on *text* .timer 1 10 .msg $chan $read(random.txt)
36:43 Join: Cath^ ([email protected]) to #sydney
36:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
36:55 <e|f> on *:text:*:#: ... *
36:59 <breaker> Copy Cath^ copy copy copyyy
37:28 <e|f> wb Cath^
37:32 * e|f flexes his forearms
38:10 <Cath^> hi breaker breaker
38:28 <Cath^> hi e|fie
38:32 <e|f> on *:JOIN:#: if ($nick == e|f) speak elf has arrived
38:32 <SkyFire> hi Cath^ *hugs*
38:40 <Cath^> can i put you on a shelf? lol
38:48 <Cath^> hi SkyFire
38:51 <e|f> you can
38:55 <Cath^> haha
38:58 <e|f> until i provide pix of said forearms
39:01 <e|f> right?
39:05 Part: Nero ([email protected]) from #sydney
39:09 <Cath^> nah
39:20 <Cath^> you don't have to
39:22 <e|f> mIRC has a speak function
39:25 <e|f> /speak fuck you
39:27 <e|f> try it
39:29 <e|f> :D
39:32 <Cath^> lol
39:45 <Cath^> i'm not on mirc atm
39:49 <e|f> lol ok
40:57 <SkyFire> Cath^ in on mobile chat
40:59 <SkyFire> is
41:12 <Cath^> ./speak show me your forearms e|f ;p
41:22 <e|f> you would be disappointed
41:23 <e|f> :D
41:37 <Cath^> how come?
41:40 <flammable> What does speak do
41:59 <SkyFire> try it flammable
42:03 <e|f> /speak is an mIRC function that speaks text in the typical robotic voice
42:11 <flammable> [22:43] (421) SPEAK :Unknown command
42:13 <e|f> so it just spits out text in a robot's voice
42:19 <e|f> yeah, for mIRC.exe
42:23 <flammable> Oooh as in audio
42:26 <e|f> yeah
42:27 <breaker> It's with newer versions
42:32 <e|f> like Microsoft Bob or whatever
42:39 <e|f> robot voice
43:06 <Cath^> you can just use real voice on skype or something lol
43:13 <e|f> or vocaroo
43:14 <e|f> :O
43:28 <Cath^> never heard of it
43:42 <e|f> vocaroo is an audio sharing site
43:45 <SkyFire> can change the pitch though
43:53 <e|f> people upload stuff from their microphones and stuff
44:04 <e|f> phone conversations
44:07 <e|f> all sorts of shit
44:29 <breaker> This is too hightech for these people e|f
44:38 <e|f> bleh
45:04 <Cath^> kk
45:12 <breaker> They just load mIRC.exe and click the connect button
45:13 Join: katatonic_kate00 ([email protected]) to #sydney
45:20 <SkyFire> hi katatonic_kate00
45:21 <katatonic_kate00> peeps!
46:06 Join: Doc_Bondage ([email protected]) to #sydney
49:12 <e|f> wb kate
49:54 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #sydney
51:25 <katatonic_kate00> hey
51:28 <katatonic_kate00> skirish!
51:37 <katatonic_kate00> oops skirmish
53:05 Part: ^bozoJim ([email protected]) from #sydney
55:12 Join: SoupNazi ([email protected]) to #sydney
55:55 <flammable> breaker I've got mirc but can't find the .exe what do i do
56:09 <e|f> hmm
56:10 <lx> ...ah huh...
56:19 <e|f> i can help you, flammable, if you like...?
56:23 <flammable> The screen is blank and the lights are off does that matter?
56:28 <e|f> meh
56:29 <e|f> nvm
56:30 <e|f> :p
56:32 <flammable> :D
56:40 <e|f> :D
56:52 <flammable> Thank you for being so willing to help haha
56:57 <e|f> i catch on to jokes too late sometimes
56:58 <e|f> :D
57:10 * SkyFire falls asleep next to flammable
57:13 <flammable> I don't actually have a computer
57:27 <SkyFire> I had 8 hours 17 minutes sleep last night
57:28 * flammable snugs SkyFire for warmth
57:34 <SkyFire> :)
57:38 <flammable> Well done
57:42 <SkyFire> ty :)
58:10 <flammable> Where'd my channels go? Androidirc not good
58:37 <couleurs> Brb
58:38 <lx>  k couleurs...
58:41 <SkyFire> mibbit is far better
58:41 <e|f> you need skills to be a keyboard warrior
58:42 <flammable> Ok gnite
58:47 <e|f> takes time
58:50 <e|f> lol
58:51 * SkyFire cuddles flammable tight
59:07 <flammable> :)
59:55 <couleurs> :))))))))))
00:16 <e|f> you out for the night?
02:20 <SkyFire> flammable is, not me
02:25 <e|f> aw
02:26 <e|f> well
02:31 <e|f> gnite flammable :)
02:34 <SkyFire> at least not yet
06:48 <e|f> :D
07:22 <Skirmish> Oh hai there Kate.
07:48 <katatonic_kate00> oh hai
08:14 <katatonic_kate00> sup
08:28 <Skirmish> nomuch. Not long got home from wifeys christmas party.
08:42 <katatonic_kate00> noice noice
08:54 <katatonic_kate00> i didn’t go to mine this year....
09:15 <Skirmish> Mine is on the 15th, I am still weighing up if I will go.
09:18 <katatonic_kate00> was an epic adventure to get to the location, so i thought meh fuck it!
09:29 <katatonic_kate00> how was wifey’s xmas party
10:05 <Skirmish> We ended up on a table full of retards that then got drunk and became drunk retards so it wasn't the best night I could have imagined.
10:17 <katatonic_kate00> lol
10:22 <Skirmish> I think I got hit on by a preggers chick with hooooooooooooooooooooooooge milk boobs.
10:30 <katatonic_kate00> bahahaha
10:30 <Skirmish> It's been a while so not 100% sure.
10:34 <katatonic_kate00> you think lol
10:59 <katatonic_kate00> or xmas party had a massive email about responsible service of booze…..
11:25 <katatonic_kate00> and that you’d get 2 free drinks…. after that buy yo’ own BUT be responsible or else *shakes fist*
11:31 <katatonic_kate00> our*
12:04 <Skirmish> Yeah my wifes work sent out an email warning everyone that all employment standards are applicable at the christmas party.
12:30 <katatonic_kate00> wank wank *eye roll*
14:55 <e|f> hmm
14:55 <lx> ...ah huh...
15:09 <e|f> alcohol + people at a work function... not necessarily a good idea
15:19 <katatonic_kate00> lol
15:23 <breaker> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ Skirmish
15:48 <Skirmish> hey there breaker. Still in Sydney am I?
15:52 * Skirmish laughs
16:05 <breaker> You said it :)
16:30 * Skirmish continues to laugh
16:39 <Skirmish> This muppet thinks I live in Sydney.
17:29 <katatonic_kate00> let it belive you do
17:32 <o_> I once worked for a company which had 2 deaths in a road crash after an office party
17:38 Part: xm ([email protected]) from #sydney
17:39 <o_> the families sued the company
17:43 <katatonic_kate00> makes the treats hilarious
18:26 <e|f> company was probably insured
19:04 <e|f> hostnames aren't necessarily accurate in predicting someone's location
19:07 <e|f> >_>
19:50 <breaker> Never said they do.. but in Skirmish's case it is :)
20:59 <Skirmish> How's your boy band haircut going breaker?
21:42 <breaker> ohh you still think that picture was me? I'll let you believe that :)
21:48 <Skirmish> How much money does it cost your mother in hair product for you? If you put heaps in, is it like a bike helmet?
21:59 <katatonic_kate00> lol
22:09 <Skirmish> It was you. Confirmed by very reliable sources.
22:19 <katatonic_kate00> just say you live wif me skirmish….
22:21 <Skirmish> You deny it because it's a shit haircut.
23:08 <breaker> lol @ very reliable sources... and you think your so called "reliable sources" have the correct picture? Try again. No one has my picture :)
24:14 <breaker> I'll even tell you to post it so I can laugh at you some more :)
25:18 <katatonic_kate00> meh …. next
25:28 Part: Doc_Bondage ([email protected]) from #sydney
26:23 <breaker> /dcc send breaker.jpg
27:18 <breaker> Snooze you lose Skirmish :)
29:16 Join: sharky ([email protected]) to #sydney
29:22 * SkyFire yawns
29:32 * SkyFire falls asleep on flammable
29:41 <sharky> it is getting pretty late
29:43 <sharky> good call.
29:45 <SkyFire> yes
29:47 <SkyFire> Time in Canberra, Australia is 11:31:23pm - Wednesday 05/December/2018 - +1100 GMT
29:54 <SkyFire> cya e|f
30:06 Part: SkyFire ([email protected]) from #sydney
30:58 <e|f> night SkyFire :)
31:56 <sharky> ummm
32:05 <sharky> *scratches head*
32:34 <sharky> not that concerned with the time in canberra to be honest with you
34:24 <e|f> SkyFire is a nice guy :)
34:58 <sharky> appreciate the headsup
35:57 Join: MrMustang2018 ([email protected]) to #sydney
36:25 <sharky> so yeah anyways as I was saying e|f that guy with the small dick
36:45 <sharky> the one who ate my cum
37:02 <sharky> totally trashed his mustang as he did a burnout down the street
37:08 <katatonic_kate00> *rolls eyes*
37:23 <e|f> >_>
37:37 <sharky> He probably should have closed his.
39:10 <e|f> sounds like something out of a 1970s playboy magazine
39:13 <e|f> brb cigarette
39:13 <lx>  cya e|f...
39:35 <sharky> lol
42:24 <Cath^> sharky...
44:38 Join: Doc_Bondage ([email protected]) to #sydney
45:25 Part: MrMustang2018 ([email protected]) from #sydney
45:48 <e|f> k i'm back
48:38 <e|f> in my great quest for the Truth i often reject the social niceties
48:40 <e|f> god love me
48:41 <e|f> :D
49:01 <HellFury> i found a ladyboy for cockaburra
49:03 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/2q1qsrr
49:25 <katatonic_kate00> god is dead
49:31 <e|f> lol
50:15 <HellFury> i mean this could suit him too
50:20 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/wtLWrFl
51:01 <sharky> I dont see anything wrong with that
51:12 <sharky> shes walking... has water instead of coke
51:22 <HellFury> i'd hate to be this guy
51:30 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/1OArXvW
51:36 <sharky> don't be such a hate man :(
51:58 <e|f> lol
52:00 <HellFury> i'm a hate bitch
52:03 <e|f> what newspaper was that from?
52:09 <e|f> probably The Sun
52:13 <HellFury> dunno but i just found it :p
52:14 <sharky> well, i dont know.. where did it come from?
52:24 <e|f> have to be one of those newspapers
52:31 <HellFury> probably someones handbag
52:34 <HellFury> or twat
52:59 <sharky> or Trump Towers
53:07 <sharky> Ca$hing!
53:18 <e|f> yellow journalism
53:19 <sharky> could be the luckies son of a bitch.. 130k
53:24 <sharky> BAM
53:34 <katatonic_kate00> yay for hate bitches
54:00 <President_Trump> horny?
54:37 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/2t33SQU
55:11 <HellFury> and just coz i can
55:12 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/a/6b9qhmH
55:47 <e|f> sex sells
55:52 <e|f> it will always be the way
55:52 <katatonic_kate00> lol
55:57 <e|f> in so many respects
56:06 <HellFury> so does having a wrist injury coz you wank too hard :P
56:13 <e|f> lol yea
56:48 <HellFury> https://imgur.com/gallery/PeIyAGP
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