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05:51 <Osskkaarr> Listen up peoples..
06:31 <Osskkaarr> I apologise to everyone for the way I have acted lately. This is IRC and I should have not treated any of you the way I had.. we are all here to have a laugh and a chat. I spose this will just open a window for people to attack me.. but that's ok.. do as you will.
16:45 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
16:45 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o anotherirc3r
17:36 <SpanishGuy12> wb hun\
18:15 <anotherirc3r> thankye
18:30 <SpanishGuy12> yw
19:07 <smashmouse> Yeah I hear ya Osskkaarr
19:12 <smashmouse> I appologise too
19:21 <smashmouse> didn't come back to irc last year to fight with people
19:29 <anotherirc3r> what?
19:32 <smashmouse> n this chan is great to much around in
19:42 <smashmouse> ORGY!
19:56 <smashmouse> o cant orgy without nate he's like dessert :/
25:12 <anotherirc3r> missed something :/
26:34 <DoC> oh SpanishGuy12 is here
26:41 <DoC> hello SpanishGuy12
28:20 <TokenDaRing> sup DoC
28:52 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Quit: .
29:34 <SpanishGuy12> hey DoC
30:21 <DoC> not much TokenDaRing, fkn bored mate
30:30 <DoC> yourself?
30:45 <TokenDaRing> not much, watching some shit on youtobe mostly
30:53 <DoC> SpanishGuy12, whats going on still finding chicks?
31:18 <TokenDaRing> doesn't SpanishGuy12 like sniffing girls dirty asses?
32:16 <DoC> LOL
32:33 <DoC> maybe im not sure
32:41 <DoC> SpanishGuy12 is that true?
33:11 <TokenDaRing> DoC: if you change your nick to a female sounding one, he'll talk to you
33:15 <TokenDaRing> I'm not sure he talks to guys much
33:30 <DoC> actually he always googles 12 to 14 year old girls
33:36 <TokenDaRing> rofl
33:41 <DoC> yeah i know TokenDaRing
33:49 <DoC> i agree with u
34:09 <DoC> i came up with a girl nick and the first message i got from thats SpanishGuy12
34:46 <SpanishGuy12> no its not ]
34:47 <SpanishGuy12> wtf
34:59 <DoC> lol
35:10 <TokenDaRing> don't deny it, you daego bastard
35:10 <anotherirc3r> don't feed the trolls
35:16 * anotherirc3r yawns
35:32 <DoC> <SpanishGuy12> i'm a pedo looking for someone who has large cock
35:41 <DoC> sorry im not interested SpanishGuy12
35:42 <TokenDaRing> wow
35:57 <TokenDaRing> SpanishGuy12: you're brave, to say that here, I admire that
36:08 <DoC> yeah SpanishGuy12 u should feed the 2 faced old slut
36:31 <anotherirc3r> are you talking to me DoC?
37:06 <DoC> i dont talk with old fat sluts sorry
37:24 <anotherirc3r> lol right
37:46 <anotherirc3r> I'm sure you have it on good authority that I'm old, fat and a slut
38:30 <DoC> TisK is the right choice for u, u should find him
39:03 <TokenDaRing> DoC: have you seen tisk melting down the last few days
39:10 <anotherirc3r> never met me, seen a picture - yup you sure do choose your sources well
39:47 <DoC> TokenDaRing, nope mate
39:57 <TokenDaRing> he's been going off in syd a bunch
40:11 <TokenDaRing> when I logged in today he was spamming a number in chan
40:22 <TokenDaRing> he reckons it's mine
40:31 <DoC> lol
40:44 <DoC> whose number he was spamming?
40:47 <TokenDaRing> nfi
41:09 <DoC> maybe someone else gave him out or made him fool
41:13 <TokenDaRing> then he's been going off about some woman kissing him and leaving
41:21 <TokenDaRing> the usual shit
42:02 <anotherirc3r> it's like you have a crush on him Token
42:26 <TokenDaRing> anotherirc3r: tbh he kinda started getting fixated on me long before you showed up here
42:27 <DoC> tisk and anotherirc3r can make a good couple lol
42:42 <TokenDaRing> when he found out I'm engaged he went into a fucking spaz
43:01 <anotherirc3r> awww thanks DoC. I think you and your hand make an even better one
43:03 <TokenDaRing> going off about "how can this scum get woman when i aint got none in ten years" and shit like that
43:17 <smashmouse> ur engaged!
43:20 <anotherirc3r> he has a point
43:22 <smashmouse> congratulations
43:23 <anotherirc3r> you are scum
43:25 <TokenDaRing> yeah mang
43:25 <smashmouse> <3
43:30 <DoC> LOL
43:30 <smashmouse> thats awesome as
43:33 <TokenDaRing> have been for about 10 months now
43:39 <smashmouse> saweet
43:53 <smashmouse> i was nervous when i proposed in a restaurant
43:59 <smashmouse> and then with everyone clapping lol
44:06 <DoC> tisk would go mad if he ever get a sex lol
44:08 <anotherirc3r> cute joshy
44:16 <smashmouse> lol
44:28 <TokenDaRing> I proposed at her brothers wedding, during the reception, out by the water
44:28 <smashmouse> n then on the sly she slipped my engagement ring on me haha
44:34 <smashmouse> oh werd
44:36 <smashmouse> class
44:50 <anotherirc3r> way to upstage
44:57 <smashmouse> i was really only in it for the kid tbh
47:08 <DoC> tisk seriously trying to find out ur personal token
47:09 <DoC> heh
49:24 Part: SpanishGuy12 ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks
49:34 <TokenDaRing> yeah man
50:14 <DoC> aww spanishguy left :(
50:26 <TokenDaRing> realised there were no pre teens here
50:40 <anotherirc3r> just people yah acted like them
50:44 <anotherirc3r> that
50:56 <DoC> yeah so he joined chatzone lol
51:21 <anotherirc3r> poor guy
52:35 <DoC> he's like WTF i did doc
52:36 <DoC> lol
59:01 <smashmouse> hmm
59:05 <smashmouse> another movie or gaminggggg
59:11 <anotherirc3r> ninight
59:16 <smashmouse> nite
59:23 <anotherirc3r> mwah
00:30 <smashmouse> slaap lekker
01:32 <anotherirc3r> wha?
02:13 <smashmouse> it's Dutch
02:16 <smashmouse> for good night
02:20 <smashmouse> sleep tight
02:20 <anotherirc3r> ahh
02:29 <smashmouse> sweet dreams
02:30 <smashmouse> lol
02:31 <anotherirc3r> cutesy joshy
03:11 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
15:54 <DoC> <SpanishGuy12> fk it hope I die she'll be happy n so will even here
15:57 <DoC> Lol
21:59 <TokenDaRing> wtf
22:00 <TokenDaRing> lol
22:33 <DoC> he's talking about babygirl
22:37 <DoC> she called him a liar
22:43 <DoC> so he goes mad
25:31 <DoC> now he's begging me to get back in a chan he got banned lol
41:44 <smashmouse> argh dammit
42:00 <smashmouse> i hate when a few movies finish dling fast and one is stuck around 2 percent lol
42:11 <smashmouse> found a new arnie film looks cool drama/horror
09:55 Join: VeGeTa ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
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12:40 <smashmouse> isnt that a fkn
12:48 <smashmouse> shit u put on food lolz
12:56 <smashmouse> bah y ppl gotta sleep!
13:59 <smashmouse> i h8 u all :( lolz
52:29 Quit: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) EOF from client
20:29 Quit: smashmouse ([email protected]) Quit: wtf is wrong with you? Pokemon isn't meant for children. It is only for real and strong men who want to be the very best like no one ever was! Retards...
15:02 Join: StrykingX ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
18:55 Nick: mbis0n is now known as mbison
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24:07 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o smashmouse
31:14 Part: smashmouse ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks
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38:35 <smashmouse> ty
30:48 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
30:49 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o anotherirc3r
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40:09 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
40:27 Nick: anonymousmoron is now known as anotherirc3r
07:06 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o anotherirc3r
09:42 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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16:06 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o anotherirc3r
33:46 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
33:46 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o amelia
34:00 <anotherirc3r> meelzy!
34:05 <anotherirc3r> you feeling any better hun?
34:15 <amelia> no ma'am :(
34:19 <anotherirc3r> awwww
34:29 <amelia> wahhh i have doc appointment 3.20pm
34:31 * anotherirc3r offers some chicken soup
34:34 <anotherirc3r> poor thing
34:40 <amelia> nomnomnom i luff chicken soup
35:08 <amelia> how is you
35:31 <anotherirc3r> alright.. getting annoyed with computer though
35:37 <anotherirc3r> it likes to reset
35:48 <amelia> ohhh broken pc issit
36:02 <anotherirc3r> ya
36:04 <anotherirc3r> it's my Mum's
36:33 <amelia> does you live wif her
36:41 <anotherirc3r> at the moment, yeah
37:03 <amelia> my mama lives 5 mins away, tis good having them close :)
37:23 <anotherirc3r> true
38:01 <amelia> yip yip
38:27 <anotherirc3r> you resting up?
39:07 <amelia> yip bored on couch watching orange is new black
39:42 <amelia> laying down way too much, so bad
39:44 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) +o StrykingX
40:02 <StrykingX> Cheers
40:02 <anotherirc3r> is orange is the new black any good?
40:12 <amelia> yussssss
40:19 <anotherirc3r> awesome
40:23 <amelia> you never watched?
40:26 <anotherirc3r> naw
40:36 <anotherirc3r> just been watching GoT and The Flash
40:49 <amelia> the flash?
41:09 <anotherirc3r> yup
41:14 <anotherirc3r> it's good!
41:21 <amelia> wot issit about
41:39 <anotherirc3r> haven't you heard of the comic?
41:49 <amelia> ohhhh
41:49 <StrykingX> Amelia
41:55 <StrykingX> Haiiiii
41:57 <amelia> yah the red dude
42:01 <anotherirc3r> exactly
42:03 <amelia> hurro strykes wot up
42:10 <amelia> issit real life or cartoon
42:13 <StrykingX> Fuck all
42:14 <StrykingX> U?
42:17 <anotherirc3r> real life
42:20 <anotherirc3r> tis good
42:31 <amelia> nuffink wif me jus being lazeh
42:38 <amelia> maybe i will check it outs
42:44 <amelia> issit on netflixx
42:49 <anotherirc3r> hmm.. not sure
42:52 <anotherirc3r> don't have that
43:04 <amelia> o otay
43:33 <StrykingX> Had ya cement yet bubbzy?
43:48 <amelia> no :( i goin docs 3.20
43:54 <amelia> hopefully she can gimme some
43:55 <StrykingX> Nawwww
44:03 <StrykingX> Fingers crossed
44:10 <amelia> couldn't get in any earlier
44:41 <anotherirc3r> cement?
44:52 <amelia> he finks i need to harden up
44:56 <anotherirc3r> bish
45:00 <anotherirc3r> we should bash him
45:04 <amelia> ahah
45:09 <amelia> I'M TOO WEAK
45:26 <anotherirc3r> i'll bash him then
45:30 <anotherirc3r> on your behalf
45:52 <StrykingX> I like where this is goin ;)
46:00 <amelia> yus pls
46:24 <StrykingX> Lil jenny couldn't do much :P
46:31 <anotherirc3r> omg sif 'jenny'
46:51 <StrykingX> JENNY
47:01 <anotherirc3r> yux
47:30 <anotherirc3r> bash u good
48:03 * StrykingX gets moist 
48:41 <StrykingX> Now I know you like Jenny.. :) :)
48:50 <anotherirc3r> omg
48:50 <StrykingX> It's done!
48:58 <amelia> anyone watch vikings
49:05 <anotherirc3r> H84USOSTRONG
49:15 <StrykingX> LIES
49:31 * StrykingX hugs JENNY 
49:50 <StrykingX> Hey.. My phone has learned Jenny already :)
52:48 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
54:30 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
54:31 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o anotherirc3r
54:45 <StrykingX> Wb Jenny :)
55:09 <anotherirc3r> you want me to start calling you Dazzy?
55:24 <StrykingX> Doesn't phase me.
55:31 <StrykingX> Some people do anyway lol
56:18 <anotherirc3r> strange people
56:32 <StrykingX> Lol
02:54 <anotherirc3r> technology, y u h8 me
28:25 <StrykingX> Jenny..
28:30 <StrykingX> It hates everyone
28:42 <anotherirc3r> even my iphone charger hates me
32:52 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Quit:
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39:29 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o anotherirc3r
42:15 <StrykingX> Wb Jenny
43:33 <StrykingX> :D
44:44 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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45:45 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o anotherirc3r
48:31 <StrykingX> Jenny! Wb!!
50:44 * anotherirc3r kicks Dazzy
50:54 <anotherirc3r> you're not even getting a thank you
53:13 <StrykingX> Mwa!!
08:17 <smashmouse> man
08:23 <smashmouse> I wrote the mad rhyme b4
08:25 <smashmouse> xD
08:28 <smashmouse> posted to fb
08:40 <smashmouse> want me to post here? ^-^
09:00 <anotherirc3r> ya
09:27 <smashmouse> kk
09:34 <smashmouse> i called it the bull sessions
09:49 <smashmouse> I've grown sick, growing ever fuckin' sicker
09:49 <smashmouse> Standing tall, with my back to the wall as the herd gets thicker
09:50 <smashmouse> Spilling the blood of the oppressor, making it thinner
09:50 <smashmouse> Corporate bull, wearing the agendas political sticker
09:58 Nick: StrykingX is now known as NotStrykingX
10:01 <smashmouse> And surplus INXS, sing a song of a trixter
10:01 <smashmouse> What they say? BECAUSE GOVERNMENT KNOWS BEST!
10:01 <smashmouse> It's sinister, and I'm the sin eater
10:02 <smashmouse> I'm the lobotomy of a tee vee broadcast for dinner
10:02 <smashmouse> OKAY SMASH THE DINNER PLATES!
10:11 <smashmouse> 'Cause blame shift to me makes you a fucking winner mate
10:11 <smashmouse> If it's not sexism or rape it's white hate
10:11 <smashmouse> Racism, religion, I call it Pussygate
10:20 <smashmouse> Government flap-jacking it off, open ya mouth
10:20 Kick: smashmouse was kicked by bios (flood)
10:21 <!smashmouse> 'Cause a load of mouth is all that they fuckin' got
10:21 <!smashmouse> I think they're brainless, or brain dead, my brain said
10:21 <!smashmouse> Pick up that knife and slit your wrists
10:24 Join: smashmouse ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
10:24 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o smashmouse
10:31 <smashmouse> [13:40] <@smashmouse> I think they're brainless, or brain dead, my brain said
10:31 <smashmouse> [13:40] <@smashmouse> Pick up that knife and slit your wrists
10:41 <smashmouse> Ha, but common sense prevailed,
10:41 <smashmouse> ya I M O
10:42 <smashmouse> Slit the neck of the official that banned sex for sale
10:43 <smashmouse> xD
12:19 Nick: NotStrykingX is now known as StrykingX
14:43 <anotherirc3r> not bad MC
15:07 <smashmouse> lol
15:17 <smashmouse> yea nah it's better irl
15:30 <anotherirc3r> my cousin's band has lyrics a bit like that
15:32 <smashmouse> cause it's hard to show pauses in lyrics
15:33 <anotherirc3r> not as.. graphic?
15:37 <smashmouse> lol
15:45 <smashmouse> i've always written multi-syllabolic
15:59 <smashmouse> haven't mc'd in yrs tho
16:05 <smashmouse> haven't written anythin new in yrs
16:10 <smashmouse> was just pissed off
16:48 <anotherirc3r> why?
17:51 <smashmouse> oh
18:04 <smashmouse> this muslim fgt here talkin about the flag in america
18:29 <smashmouse> me n americans in our bf4 clan were discussing the issue earlier, still goin actually
25:15 <smashmouse> GOT ME BORED NOW MAAAANG
25:27 <anotherirc3r> u got urself board
25:28 <anotherirc3r> bish
25:38 <anotherirc3r> StrykingX, do something about this
26:01 * StrykingX unzips 
26:03 <smashmouse> hahahahaha
26:05 <smashmouse> WOOOO
26:06 <StrykingX> Come here bigboi
26:12 <smashmouse> give me a mouthfull of that gold spoof
26:17 <smashmouse> SPROG IT ON ME BABY
26:20 <smashmouse> SPIDERMAN MY ASS!
26:22 <smashmouse> wooo!
26:34 <StrykingX> Ohhhh you're on!
26:46 <StrykingX> Come here babez
27:07 <smashmouse> woooooooooooo
27:11 <smashmouse> baebzy baeeebzy!
27:12 <smashmouse> ;D
27:18 <StrykingX> ;D
27:19 * smashmouse LEAAAPPS INTO THE AIIRR
27:21 <smashmouse> i can fly
27:26 * smashmouse lands on StrykerX face!
27:29 <smashmouse> EAT MA PUSSEH
27:34 <StrykingX> Mmmm juicy
27:41 <mbison> o_o
27:56 <mbison> http://www.smh.com.au/digital-life/computers/gadgets-on-the-go/porn-will-be-next-on-australias-websiteblocking-agenda-20150624-ghw60w.html
28:41 <smashmouse> :P
29:26 <smashmouse> i need my mum to ring me back see if i can get a lift off her to eb games pick up console wid batman
29:29 <smashmouse> otherwise im fuct
29:48 <smashmouse> only ever bussed it to this mall when i was a teen, fk knows how to get there besides taxi LOL
32:31 <smashmouse> I could fuck right now
32:34 <smashmouse> like real fucking hard
32:41 <smashmouse> like a crazy fucking lion
32:45 <smashmouse> wit rabies
32:55 <smashmouse> fkn eat her head reverse mantis stylez
32:56 <smashmouse> ;)
33:02 <mbison> o.0
33:05 <mbison> just get a fleshlight
36:31 <smashmouse> hahahahaha
36:34 <smashmouse> one my mates bought one
36:36 <smashmouse> just to see
36:38 <smashmouse> im like
36:39 <smashmouse> HOW WAZ IT
36:45 <smashmouse> DOES IT VIBRATE IS IT TIGHT
36:51 <smashmouse> he's like "it's good"
36:52 <smashmouse> ahahahaha
37:05 <smashmouse> if i didnt have my own girl id get one of dem
37:18 <anotherirc3r> you have a gf?
37:29 <smashmouse> LOLOLOLOLOL
37:30 <smashmouse> FUCK NO
37:35 <smashmouse> casual
37:39 <smashmouse> we bin friends for yrs
37:50 <smashmouse> we just fuck mostly every second weekend for the weekend
37:51 <smashmouse> lols
37:56 <mbison> lucky duck o.o
37:58 <StrykingX> Fleshlight sounds good
38:01 <smashmouse> *facepalm relationships*
38:05 <smashmouse> werd
38:29 <smashmouse> annie r u ok r u ok is ur fanny ok annie!
38:38 <anotherirc3r> norti joshy
38:45 <StrykingX> It can't say no.. Doesn't have a headache.. No excuses!
38:50 <StrykingX> Win win!!
39:37 <anotherirc3r> hmm.. i am debating on getting a taxi to the other house
39:42 <anotherirc3r> i miss my laptop and other items
40:08 <mbison> https://i.imgur.com/GFDZ8DR.gif oculus rift + fleshlight
40:26 <anotherirc3r> don't you crash my computer mbison
40:49 <StrykingX> Hahaha
40:54 <mbison> its just a gif o.o
40:58 <smashmouse> :P
41:01 <smashmouse> im 32
41:07 <smashmouse> i dont see the point in settlin down
41:16 <anotherirc3r> mbison, anything crashes this computer :/
41:20 <mbison> ohh
41:26 <smashmouse> hm
41:34 <anotherirc3r> ever going to get married joshy?
41:35 <smashmouse> mate at eb said i dont needa botha comin in pick it up
41:38 <smashmouse> coz pre order
41:38 <smashmouse> lols
41:45 <smashmouse> fkn pick it up next week hahahaha
41:51 <smashmouse> nah i was engaged once
41:56 <smashmouse> to a psycho bitch
42:05 <anotherirc3r> why psycho?
42:40 <smashmouse> because her x used to bash her
42:45 <smashmouse> this big hulky greek cunt
42:49 <smashmouse> Alex or some shit
42:53 <smashmouse> some faggot name
43:03 <smashmouse> n she abused my kid n shit
43:08 <smashmouse> n i kicked her out
43:13 <smashmouse> n i couldve kept him
43:16 <smashmouse> but felt like shit
43:21 <anotherirc3r> i had no idea you had a kid
43:28 <smashmouse> n she was at her parents so i knew theyd b watchin her
43:34 <smashmouse> n gave him to her n she fucked me over
43:44 <smashmouse> n even said mum couldnt see him because mum would KIDNAP him
43:47 <smashmouse> crazy bithc
43:53 <smashmouse> so for his sake and my sanity i fkn left
43:55 <smashmouse> :P
44:18 <anotherirc3r> ohh
44:19 <smashmouse> lost my shit after that n started drinkin all the time, after the courts said i couldnt get any type of custody
44:23 <smashmouse> n od'd a shitload
44:28 <anotherirc3r> poor joshy :/
45:26 <StrykingX> That's fucked bro :/
45:32 <StrykingX> Like really..
45:57 <smashmouse> I'll hate her forever.
46:04 <smashmouse> he can look me up when he's older <3
46:15 * anotherirc3r hugs joshy
46:21 <smashmouse> i honestly couldnt stand to see her for the rest of my fkn life lol
46:23 <smashmouse> hugz
47:00 <smashmouse> what makes it worse r rumours i went around bashing chicks
47:04 <smashmouse> and ino what it stems from
47:20 <anotherirc3r> what?
47:58 <StrykingX> That's the problem with kids
48:10 <StrykingX> Seeing their bitch mothers forever
48:19 * StrykingX sighs
48:34 <smashmouse> Oh
48:55 <smashmouse> I suffered from PTSD after being home invaded (were there to murder me) and then stabbed up a yr later
49:03 <smashmouse> didnt help a close friend robbed my joint either
49:14 <smashmouse> became homebound all agoraphibic
49:18 <smashmouse> and anyway to 2008
49:27 <smashmouse> after my dad passed right
49:29 <mbison> scary o.o
49:40 <smashmouse> i had gf livin here and a friend over and a neighbour inside too
49:49 <smashmouse> and i was outside with 2 other neighbours, a guy and a girl
50:04 <smashmouse> n only cause i didnt wanna be inside online chattin wit my gf n this dude
50:14 <smashmouse> so when i came in my gf has a go at me about the chick neighbour
50:32 <smashmouse> and i put it into context how that made me feel, which was a little over the top, upon reflexion
50:33 <smashmouse> anyway
51:02 <smashmouse> me n this friend he sits over on my couch n im sittin side on infront the tv syncing my two DS
51:06 <smashmouse> so we can play marios
51:08 <smashmouse> and BAM
51:17 <smashmouse> from behind i start being strangled
51:23 <smashmouse> n remember im sufferin ptsd
51:29 <smashmouse> i dont even like to be touched back then
51:38 <smashmouse> and my first instinct was throw my fists back
51:39 <smashmouse> so i did
51:44 <smashmouse> i turn around and fuck my shit
51:46 <smashmouse> its her
51:47 <smashmouse> my gf
51:49 <smashmouse> n she drops
52:11 <smashmouse> so i pick her up and everything and get her sorted and tell my friend what he needs to do so i can call the ambo and police on myself
52:25 <smashmouse> made sure she was ok enough and said id be sitting across the road waiting to be arrested
52:29 <smashmouse> see im a fucking man
52:42 <smashmouse> dad said never hit a woman and tho that was incidental and not on purpose
52:48 <smashmouse> i still wanted the wrap for it
53:02 <smashmouse> because that's what a real man does. he sticks to his principles
53:19 <smashmouse> coincidently, ptsd vanished that night
53:25 <smashmouse> havent been ptsd since.
53:47 <smashmouse> it was nice that she apologised and was trying to have the case dropped but i told her i had to do it, go to court
53:53 <smashmouse> so i did
54:01 <smashmouse> didnt allow her to testify
54:06 <smashmouse> didnt allow my psychiatrist in
54:08 <smashmouse> :P
54:09 <StrykingX> Mate.. Accidents happen
54:14 <smashmouse> yer
54:27 <StrykingX> Who approaches someoje with ptsd from behind anyway
54:31 <smashmouse> i did that for me more than her
54:34 <StrykingX> That's asking for trouble
54:37 <smashmouse> yer she apologised about that
54:38 <smashmouse> lol
55:18 <smashmouse> only reason we broke up in the end was it was 2 hrs drive and back to n from her place
55:25 <smashmouse> or here back there so yer
55:35 <StrykingX> I guess good came from it in the end
55:39 <smashmouse> we did stay together for quite a while
55:41 <smashmouse> yeah man
55:45 <smashmouse> and she has a kid now!
55:50 <StrykingX> Your ptsd was fixed
56:00 <smashmouse> so shit is twisted but fate is just a funny bitch lol
56:03 <smashmouse> yep!!!!!
56:05 <StrykingX> How times change aye
56:10 <smashmouse> no shit brother
56:26 <smashmouse> and if i hadnt been home invaded, stabbed etcetera
56:36 <smashmouse> my views on life probably wouldnt have changed.
56:47 <smashmouse> I was stubborn as fuck and only thought about myself before that.
58:18 <StrykingX> Life events define us.
58:23 <StrykingX> Whether good or bad
58:45 Join: shadsam ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
58:45 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o shadsam
58:47 <smashmouse> werd
58:48 <smashmouse> ^5
58:49 <StrykingX> Best you can do is embrace them and try and extract positives from them
58:52 <shadsam>  Osskkaarr: Thanks For +op  «Daniela Script»
58:52 <shadsam> WelCome Back  ya all
58:55 <shadsam> xd
58:56 <smashmouse> yeah bro for sure
58:59 <smashmouse> totes agree
59:04 <shadsam> chk me vid
59:08 <shadsam> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJxfy_eYvd0
59:10 <grubs> YouTube Title: New Electro & House 2015 Best Of EDM MiX XCX - Views: 20 - Length: 4:17 - Uploaded: 2015-06-14 - Likes: 1 - Dislikes: 0
59:20 <smashmouse> Man
59:31 <smashmouse> I even feel sorry for those poor bastards in ISIL and shit
59:38 <smashmouse> men who could have been community leaders
59:44 <smashmouse> great husbands and fathers
59:53 <shadsam> lindt cafe
59:54 <smashmouse> obviously not shown the love they deserved
00:05 <smashmouse> brain washed into thinkin murder spreads word.
00:06 <shadsam> :::::::::::::::: Hello amelia How Are You Today ::::::::::::::::
00:19 <shadsam> Be Right Back 
00:28 <shadsam> bbiab
01:32 <smashmouse> http://www.cinemablend.com/television/Watch-Seth-MacFarlane-Do-An-Incredible-Liam-Neeson-Impression-72626.html
01:33 <smashmouse> LOLS
01:53 <anotherirc3r> stop posting awesome sounding things
01:58 <anotherirc3r> that will crash this computer
03:45 <Osskkaarr> Looll @ shads on dialup.
04:06 <shadsam> Laughing Out Loud 
04:19 <shadsam> bbiab
04:23 <shadsam> imhoz
04:23 <Osskkaarr> BriNg ouT tHe +++ATH0
04:31 <shadsam> Laughing Out Loud 
04:36 <shadsam> no carrier
05:11 <Osskkaarr> To stop a modem hang up .. just had the string S2=255
05:18 <Osskkaarr> add
08:32 <smashmouse> lols
08:41 <smashmouse> DIALIN UP
08:46 <smashmouse> merr zz baaahh zzzzzzzzz
08:52 <smashmouse> made me want to suicide every time ahahahaz
09:00 <anotherirc3r> oh come on
09:06 <anotherirc3r> that noise was awesome
09:18 <anotherirc3r> ...unless it stopped
09:23 <anotherirc3r> then you wanted to punch it
09:40 <StrykingX> Downloading 99%
09:44 <StrykingX> Connection lost.
09:57 <anotherirc3r> lol
10:04 <anotherirc3r> fun times
10:05 <Osskkaarr> A solid green light on ya modem .. you would think someone was dosing you.
10:53 <StrykingX> Reconnecting at 3am
10:58 <StrykingX> Wke the whole house
11:02 <StrykingX> Wake
11:03 <anotherirc3r> haha yes!
11:19 <Osskkaarr> Drops everytime someone rings.
11:39 <Osskkaarr> Get aNoTheR pHoneLiNe
11:51 <anotherirc3r> yup
11:59 <StrykingX> My line maxed out at 28k for ages
12:01 <anotherirc3r> i'm on the phone.. you can't go on the internet
12:04 <StrykingX> Feckin Telstra
12:06 <shadsam> i had free calls oz wide
12:24 <StrykingX> 40 min to download a song
12:29 <Osskkaarr> haha
12:31 <shadsam> yea
12:46 <Osskkaarr> A week to download a movie.
13:21 <StrykingX> Easy
13:33 <StrykingX> I downloaded Redhat when it just came popular
13:38 <StrykingX> 8 days...
13:46 <StrykingX> For a 700mb iso
15:03 <Osskkaarr> Use to get excited when the download speed was around 9kb/s .. instead of its normal which was around 5kb/s
15:52 <StrykingX> Hahah I averaged 3kb/sec
16:00 <StrykingX> Made ya wanna cry
28:22 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
28:22 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o nate
29:10 <anotherirc3r> natey u sex machine
29:30 <nate> yes with the help of tisks picture!
29:33 <nate> BOOM!
29:58 <nate> u rockin the world anotherirc3r?
30:11 <nate> boys pickin u up in the fruit and veggie isle
30:18 <nate> hey nice mellons
30:20 <anotherirc3r> always natey
30:21 <anotherirc3r> haha
32:47 <smashmouse> hm
32:49 <smashmouse> ima watch a movie
32:54 <smashmouse> should shave my arms tho
33:00 <smashmouse> so i can shine up ma tats wit oil
33:02 <smashmouse> XD
33:08 <nate> shave ya box
33:10 <smashmouse> hate having hair over my ink yuk yuk
33:12 <smashmouse> hahaha
33:17 <smashmouse> i only trim when im gonna get laid
33:34 <smashmouse> like chicks, they only shave they legs when they gotta
33:39 <smashmouse> u eva notice that, bad bitches!
34:00 <anotherirc3r> joshy gettin laid 2nite
34:34 <nate> bin laided!
34:39 * nate explodes
34:44 <anotherirc3r> haha
34:49 <anotherirc3r> ur adorable natey
35:03 <nate> i know i know, like an ugly baby :D
35:17 <nate> u gotta say nice things
35:18 <anotherirc3r> sif
35:48 * nate falls over onto slinkys ps4
35:49 <smashmouse> lol
35:53 <smashmouse> nah goin out for dinner tonight
36:01 <smashmouse> i could do with a few beers
36:08 <anotherirc3r> wastin money again
36:11 <anotherirc3r> norti
36:16 <smashmouse> haha i aint pickin up ps4 til next week
36:17 <smashmouse> cbf
38:34 <StrykingX> Omg
38:37 <StrykingX> Beers
38:39 <StrykingX> Yessssss
41:26 <nate> shit on meeeh!
41:41 <nate> who said that :D
41:51 <nate> i love when your touching me
42:03 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge5giteZxto
42:05 <grubs> YouTube Title: TOOL - Pushit - Views: 924,689 - Length: 9:50 - Uploaded: 2011-11-28 - Likes: 4,914 - Dislikes: 102
42:40 <nate> xm if u can sing some tool, we can be friends 4 eva
42:58 <nate> yeaaaaaaah!
43:06 * nate hugs mbison
45:36 <mbison> nate ya slutbag, get a job
46:46 <StrykingX> He has one
46:54 <StrykingX> Servicing you
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46:57 <anotherirc3r> mbison, do you have a job?
47:05 <mbison> o.o
47:21 <mbison> nope
47:26 <nate> mbison is my horn bag
47:29 <nate> thats his job
47:35 <mbison> how much did ya bench today
47:48 <nate> 32kg
47:52 <StrykingX> Avoiding answer = no
47:56 <StrykingX> Lolol
48:26 <mbison> lolol 32kgs
48:27 <mbison> girl
48:45 <StrykingX> Mbison what do you bench!?
48:51 <TokenDaRing> he benches 3 kilos
49:09 <nate> mbison has sex on the bench with nate thats about it ;D
49:13 <mbison> 60kgs
49:17 <mbison> sif
49:35 <nate> shower toy mbison!
49:44 <mbison> rmember when u said u could bench 180kgs lol
49:47 <nate> its bath time!
50:01 <nate> yup 180 easy!
51:12 <StrykingX> 60?
51:16 <StrykingX> That it?
51:18 <nate> TOOL - Bottom
51:32 <StrykingX> You're calling nate a girl?
51:34 <StrykingX> Hahaha
51:52 <anotherirc3r> i bench 120kg
51:55 <anotherirc3r> bitches
52:03 <mbison> o.o
52:05 <mbison> strong
52:08 <nate> cross fit games for u anotherirc3r ;D
52:21 <mbison> nate wishes he could bench that much
52:28 <mbison> his got girly arms that fail on him
52:39 <nate> we all cant be perfect
52:47 <nate> :P
53:20 <mbison> o.0
54:54 <StrykingX> Nate wants you to be his man mbison
54:59 <StrykingX> Do you accept?
55:01 <mbison> o.o nope
55:13 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u-dRn1aY5M best song ever
55:15 <grubs> YouTube Title: Two Piece Squirrel - You're the Man Now Dog - Views: 58 - Length: 3:26 - Uploaded: 2014-07-09 - Likes: 2 - Dislikes: 0
56:12 <StrykingX> Don't lie now mbison
56:20 <StrykingX> He's ready for you
56:24 <StrykingX> Butt in the air
56:26 <mbison> his ready for anyone
57:07 <nate> busty mbison!
57:09 <nate> 4 sure
57:38 <mbison> O.o
57:43 <amelia> I think I'm dying
58:20 <nate> i will send mbison over to snuggle
58:22 <mbison> what happened
59:06 <amelia> puppy won't even cuddle me she too hypo cos not been for a jog
59:08 <amelia> me sick
59:33 <StrykingX> Shes got the female version of man flu
59:36 <nate> hit amelia from the back :L
59:40 <nate> front sick
59:55 <anotherirc3r> poor hun
00:16 <amelia> and finished orange is the new black
00:21 <amelia> why is life so hard
04:54 <nate> N-Trance - Set You Free
05:09 <nate> when i hold mbison baby!
05:18 <mbison> o.o
05:18 <nate> feel your keyboard close to me
05:30 <amelia> best song
05:36 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_in5kzlQq3s
05:38 <grubs> YouTube Title: Two Piece Squirrel - I Hate My Toaster - Views: 10,903 - Length: 3:41 - Uploaded: 2010-10-10 - Likes: 89 - Dislikes: 4
05:40 <amelia> beef udon noodle soup
05:47 <amelia> wot is that, like thai?
05:50 <amelia> viet
05:55 <anotherirc3r> yummmmm
05:59 <anotherirc3r> i could go that
06:14 <mbison> sif , N-Trance sexy baby is so much better
06:16 <amelia> i had it from japanese place but i dont think its japanese
06:26 <amelia> so i tryna find one loc
06:29 <amelia> local
06:29 <mbison> beef udon noodles sound japanese
06:29 <mbison> o_0
06:30 <StrykingX> Nate. Does mbison set you free?
06:33 <amelia> SEXY BABY
06:36 <amelia> you drive me crazy
06:47 <mbison> na na na na nahhhh nanananan
06:51 <mbison> nan nanannana
06:52 <amelia> na ananan ananana
06:54 <amelia> NANANANANA
07:18 <mbison> o.o
07:18 <nate> a mbison banana and whipped cream, sets anyone free
07:30 <amelia> ahaha
07:42 <StrykingX> Hahaha
07:47 <mbison> o.o
08:02 <amelia> o.-
08:06 <amelia> dats you winking
08:10 <amelia> at nathaniel
08:13 <mbison> nate, soupnazi has a thing for you o_0
08:18 <mbison> he only slaps you
08:21 <amelia> when he says stuff about your banananana
08:31 <mbison> sif
09:22 <mbison> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ
09:24 <grubs> YouTube Title: Spice Girls - Wannabe - Views: 107,741,425 - Length: 3:58 - Uploaded: 2009-03-07 - Likes: 349,834 - Dislikes: 18,424
09:24 <mbison> o.o
09:30 <StrykingX> See
09:35 <StrykingX> Mbison is turning
09:44 <StrykingX> You're getting there nate!!
09:49 <mbison> O.o
09:54 <amelia> he got you wrapped round his lil finger
10:09 <StrykingX> Next he'll play "Am I Not Pretty Enough"
10:23 <anotherirc3r> that song is horrible
10:38 <amelia> i like "the captain" tho
10:44 * amelia hangs head in shame
10:44 <StrykingX> Mbisons style
10:54 <mbison> his heart belond to soupnazi
10:55 <StrykingX> If he listens to spice girls
10:56 <mbison> o_O
11:06 <mbison> they getting friendly on antoehr channel
11:09 <amelia> o.-
11:15 <anotherirc3r> haha
11:22 <amelia> is you jealous mbis0n
11:24 <anotherirc3r> frisky?
11:31 <mbison> O.o
11:31 <StrykingX> Sup Oskar
11:40 <amelia> osks wots your ping for
12:25 <nate> his pinger!
12:27 <nate> touch it
12:30 <Osskkaarr> Wasn't meant to do that
12:35 <StrykingX> Yer I got one too
12:37 <StrykingX> Lol
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12:40 Join: Osskkaarr ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
12:49 Mode: (by grubs) +o Osskkaarr
12:49 <amelia> are you hacking us
13:00 <nate> i wouldnt mind a deep hacking
13:10 <amelia> sounds brutal
13:13 * StrykingX hacks nate
13:22 <nate> clean out my system
13:25 Part: Osskkaarr ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks (rejoining)
13:25 Join: Osskkaarr ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
13:25 Mode: (by grubs) +o Osskkaarr
13:37 <anotherirc3r> wb :)
13:56 <amelia> doc appointment 3.20 I put $50 down that i wont get seen til 4.30
14:42 <anotherirc3r> what time is it there?
14:46 <Osskkaarr> Yeah.. hacking using CTCP a basic mIRC command that gives ping replies.
14:50 <amelia> 2.13
15:10 <anotherirc3r> sounds about right
15:17 <Osskkaarr> Thank you :)
15:20 <amelia> can you not speak chinese to me thanks
15:28 <nate> all the crying babies before amelia!
15:42 <amelia> i the biggest cry baby tho
15:53 <anotherirc3r> haha
16:01 <anotherirc3r> and the cutest
16:07 <smashmouse> WOOOO
16:09 <smashmouse> amelia
16:12 <smashmouse> u read my verse?
16:15 <smashmouse> scroll up bish!
16:16 Join: Lollerblades ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
16:23 Mode: (by nate) +oo Lollerblades TokenDaRing
16:31 <smashmouse> FUCK IT
16:31 <Lollerblades> oh please
16:32 <amelia> scrolling takes so much effort
16:33 <nate> lollyblades is a cool guy
16:35 <Osskkaarr> Looooollllllll @ Lollerblades
16:36 <Lollerblades> i dont fit in here
16:39 Part: Lollerblades ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks
16:48 <nate> 2 cool for this channel ;D
16:56 <amelia> he sounds like a ranga tbh
17:01 <amelia> good riddence
17:06 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Quit:
18:20 <TokenDaRing> Lollerblades is really a very horny gay guy
18:53 <nate> token and strykerang scared him off
18:59 <nate> poor guy
19:21 <TokenDaRing> he doesn't like that we'
19:29 <TokenDaRing> re so bold in telling him what we'll do to his tight ass
20:09 <steven_> hahaa
20:30 <steven_> fuck it haircut time!
20:35 <nate> go for an amelia
20:46 <amelia> i recommend the crewcut
20:50 <nate> respect
20:59 <smashmouse> now to oil up ma arms
21:08 <smashmouse> i should charge camera so i can pic new ink
21:23 <TokenDaRing> oil up baby
21:35 <TokenDaRing> makes it easy to slide in
21:57 <nate> think about someone hard ( TokenDaRing )
22:34 <nate> i hope amelia gets a hot doctor
22:39 <nate> indian mabye ;D
22:43 <nate> ohh yeah
22:45 <amelia> she is indian
22:51 <amelia> and shes so blunt i love her
23:10 <nate> gonna rampage thru her with ya godzilla butt?
23:26 <nate> swing that tail!
23:38 <amelia> she tells me stop being a lil bitch when i complain about pap smears
24:18 <amelia> you sayin i got a big ass nate
24:38 <nate> twerk!
24:41 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSQNl4V_R88&t=58s
24:44 <grubs> YouTube Title: Gene Wilder Willy Wonka's famous rant - YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR! - Views: 151,933 - Length: 1:05 - Uploaded: 2011-06-22 - Likes: 630 - Dislikes: 13
25:03 <smashmouse> all opiled :P
25:10 <smashmouse> n moisturised ehehe
25:42 <mbison> gettng ready for nate aye o.o
26:01 * nate takes a pill just incase
27:03 <nate> i wanna take a bite!
33:42 <smashmouse> lol
33:46 <smashmouse> gettin ready for dinner tonite
33:54 <nate> Real McCoy - Runaway
35:28 <smashmouse> nate y u not on ma facebooks
35:30 <smashmouse> ??????
35:32 <smashmouse> U SUK
35:56 <TokenDaRing> i'm on joshs fb
36:37 <nate> i dont use fb much
37:29 <nate> i have a girl one anyhowz damn im hot ;D
48:37 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
48:46 Mode: (by nate) +o anotherirc3r
49:06 <nate> anotherHoTtah!
49:36 <anotherirc3r> hai sexc
51:03 <Osskkaarr> Welcome Back :)
51:15 <anotherirc3r> thanks hun :)
53:43 <anotherirc3r> I could so go some pho right now
54:56 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Quit: .
55:16 <nate> phole?
55:28 <anotherirc3r> that too
56:11 <smashmouse> aha
56:15 <smashmouse> she is one choice chicka
57:03 <anotherirc3r> for sure
57:07 <anotherirc3r> classy as fuck
57:42 <smashmouse> hahaha
57:47 <smashmouse> she's funny cute
58:18 <nate> is ya sister over?
58:27 <mbison> o.o this place i get pho takeaway, they dont giveme that blackbean sauce
58:29 <mbison> rip off
58:48 <anotherirc3r> never had it with black bean sauce
58:59 <mbison> what really o.o
59:09 <nate> mbison just use your charm carnt
59:12 <mbison> u dont dip the meat in anything
59:41 <anotherirc3r> naw.. it has the soup/stock stuff
00:34 <mbison> taste better when u dip it in blackbean sauce tho
01:01 <nate> Nelly - Flap Your Wings
01:07 <smashmouse> woo
01:08 <smashmouse> ma sis?
01:09 <anotherirc3r> Osskkaarr, we're going out to dinner for pho
01:10 <smashmouse> naw
01:11 <anotherirc3r> hehe I wish
01:16 <smashmouse> so gotta see her soonish
01:43 <mbison> nate ya bitchface, why do u post the shit songs
01:59 <anotherirc3r> might have to try that mbison
02:01 <nate> looooooL\
02:12 <mbison> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtSDWq6HsJE
02:14 <grubs> YouTube Title: Nelly - Ride Wit Me ft. St. Lunatics - Views: 49,030,319 - Length: 4:46 - Uploaded: 2009-10-08 - Likes: 121,391 - Dislikes: 4,730
02:37 <mbison> anotherirc3r, they give u lemon so u squeeze it and mix it wth the blackbean sauce
02:42 <mbison> then u dip the meat in
02:49 <anotherirc3r> ahhh
03:03 <anotherirc3r> nomnom
03:05 <nate> mbison is sexing u up!
03:21 <mbison> the takeaway i get mine aint so great, so i have to mix some blackbean sauce into the soup to make it taste better
03:38 <nate> mbison so very sexual ;D
03:44 <mbison> o_0
04:35 <nate> she got that blackbean sauce drippin all over her body
05:15 <mbison> who? taytay?
05:21 <mbison> tru dat
05:32 <nate> back to gym i guess.,,,..
05:36 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
05:42 <mbison> hope u stack it again
05:43 <mbison> o_0
06:41 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Connection closed
07:10 <TokenDaRing> I'll stack it on your bum
08:07 <mbison> aww gay
08:21 <Osskkaarr> lol drive-by shooting in Werribee .. fucker says he doesn't know why they shot at him.. what a load of dog shit mate.. he looks like a deadset junkie.. the house/front yard is trashy as
10:07 <Osskkaarr> Western suburbs scum.
12:18 Quit: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) Quit: KVIrc 4.2.0 Equilibrium http://www.kvirc.net/
13:01 <steven_> >:}
13:38 <steven_> cold as fuck!
13:49 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
13:49 Mode: (by grubs) +o anotherirc3r
14:30 <Osskkaarr> Welcome Back :)
14:42 <anotherirc3r> thanks :)
24:32 <smashmouse> this arnie zombie movie is so slow
24:37 <smashmouse> pretty chill tho :P
25:48 <anotherirc3r> bbs lovelies
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27:54 Mode: (by grubs) +o Osskkaarr
28:11 <smashmouse> :D
28:25 <aliasd> http://worldnews.indywatch.org/tech.html
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38:07 <smashmouse> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpt1/v/t34.0-12/11655101_10204686999070985_400852975_n.jpg?oh=bca22617031b0ae591b607c333e9683c&oe=558D27C2&__gda__=1435297449_d5571c510127339b7ebb05dc26cd10a2
38:09 <smashmouse> LOLOLOL
44:35 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
44:36 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o anotherirc3r
44:56 <smashmouse> wb gurl
45:12 Join: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
45:17 <anotherirc3r> ta boyo
45:26 <TokenDaRing> sup
46:04 <Osskkaarr> Welcome Back :)
46:17 <anotherirc3r> thanks hun :)
48:18 <steven_> hahaaha
48:23 <steven_> nice picture
49:06 <steven_> jesus fucking christ
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54:01 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o anotherirc3r
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32:59 <StrykingX> Ping
33:04 <steven_> haha
33:05 <TokenDaRing> Pong
33:19 <StrykingX> Steven the pinger
33:24 <steven_> moved a fuckload of shit
33:35 <steven_> now its laggggggging
33:41 <StrykingX> Lol?
33:44 <anotherirc3r> wb StrykingX
33:47 <StrykingX> Your server
33:53 <StrykingX> Cheers Jenny
34:09 <steven_> just a cheap solution
34:13 <anotherirc3r> I take it back >:/
34:22 <StrykingX> :D
34:29 <StrykingX> NO BACKSIES
34:34 Mode: (by bios) +o steven_
34:45 Mode: (by steven_) +ooooo amelia grubs Osskkaarr Padfoot TokenDaRing
35:30 <anotherirc3r> yes there damn well is
35:34 <anotherirc3r> bish
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38:17 <StrykerX> Since my phone decided to go full retard
38:19 <StrykerX> On here now.
38:29 <anotherirc3r> lol
38:59 Quit: StrykingX ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
39:44 Quit: Shado ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
41:58 <StrykerX> Where's Josh?
42:05 <StrykerX> I need a feckin ashtray again!
42:09 <StrykerX> -.-
43:32 <anotherirc3r> why's that?
43:54 <StrykerX> For a smoke? lol
44:33 <anotherirc3r> mmm I was asking why you need one of those lol
45:08 <StrykerX> To relaxxxx
45:17 <StrykerX> Finally home!
47:23 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/7koi5l
47:25 <Osskkaarr> Shit aye
47:42 <Osskkaarr> cOp ThaT LaGG yOu FagT
47:57 <Osskkaarr> JUsT 1 HiT BrO?
48:22 <amelia> raw beef pho
48:22 <Osskkaarr> yA BuLLsHIT DoS HaS nO P0WAA cUnT!
48:54 <StrykerX> amelia: U WONA GO?!
49:00 <StrykerX> UH!? HUH?!?!
49:33 <amelia> to viet long to get some pho?
49:33 <steven_> i wanna rock wit somebody
49:40 <amelia> and spling lols
49:42 <amelia> yes pls
50:09 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
50:11 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zqdo_Umd5c
50:14 <grubs> YouTube Title: Natalie La Rose - Somebody ft. Jeremih - Views: 58,342,657 - Length: 3:20 - Uploaded: 2015-02-13 - Likes: 322,212 - Dislikes: 10,775
50:27 <steven_> and you know what i wanna do
50:34 <amelia> i wanna take shots wif somebody
50:36 <steven_> i wanna leave wit sumbodyyyyyyy
50:39 <amelia> gay gay gay gay
50:48 <steven_> haaaaaa haaaaaaaa
50:51 <steven_> the new ahsanti gurl
50:54 <steven_> get up with the times
51:03 <StrykerX> amelia is so in!
51:04 <steven_> ashanti
51:06 <amelia> always der when you call
51:13 <steven_> ye dawg
51:18 <amelia> always der when you irc
51:22 <steven_> ;p
51:46 <StrykerX> Dunno what to have for dinner
51:49 <StrykerX> Cbf moving
52:36 <steven_> egg bbq sauce salt n peper
52:45 <steven_> on toast !
53:01 <amelia> that sounds
53:03 <amelia> horrid
53:10 <StrykerX> Wtf?
53:12 <StrykerX> You high?
53:21 <steven_> its bacon and eggs without the bacon foolz
53:29 <StrykerX> WHAT GOODS THAT?
53:31 <steven_> hahaa
53:33 <StrykerX> Bacon > *
53:41 <steven_> bacon is a bonus
53:44 <StrykerX> No
53:49 <steven_> butter and my butter
53:50 <StrykerX> It's the main ingredient
53:55 <steven_> ahah
54:26 <steven_> im spinning while my hands are up
54:27 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4YRWT_Aldo
54:29 <grubs> YouTube Title: Beyoncé - 7/11 - Views: 229,544,636 - Length: 3:37 - Uploaded: 2014-11-22 - Likes: 1,157,962 - Dislikes: 163,114
54:36 <amelia> beyonce so fine
54:51 <StrykerX> Feck it
54:55 <StrykerX> Brb raiding fridge
57:55 * smashmouse twirls n swirlz :P
58:01 <smashmouse> Name something round and brown
58:03 <smashmouse> i yell out
58:05 <smashmouse> OPRAH!
58:07 <smashmouse> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
58:16 <smashmouse> hadda walk outside laughin
01:28 <StrykerX> So racist
01:36 <smashmouse> lmaosz
04:58 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3CaHeakZF4
05:00 <grubs> YouTube Title: Deorro x Chris Brown - Five More Hours (Official Video) - Views: 26,677,668 - Length: 4:47 - Uploaded: 2015-04-30 - Likes: 206,335 - Dislikes: 8,559
05:19 <steven_> ignore that
05:20 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0g8AZA0p-o
05:23 <grubs> YouTube Title: Kid Ink - Hotel (Audio) ft. Chris Brown - Views: 22,330,983 - Length: 3:41 - Uploaded: 2015-01-09 - Likes: 99,782 - Dislikes: 2,603
05:28 <steven_> haha
07:03 <StrykerX> steven_: Is your server running retarded or is it my laptop?
07:51 <steven_> server should be fine
07:55 <Osskkaarr> You prob got killed
08:06 <steven_> just the website > this bnc is lagging
08:23 <steven_> to many butthurt xbox kids
08:31 <StrykerX> How come I'm the only person in #nerdhacks
08:35 <steven_> ohhh
08:35 <StrykerX> lol
08:42 <Osskkaarr> haha
08:44 <steven_> yeh that server is lagging
08:45 <steven_> :P
08:48 * StrykerX feels special
09:02 <steven_> try stable.nerdhacks.net
09:03 <StrykerX> This is what happens when your server admin is a noob
09:06 <StrykerX> Take note people
09:08 <StrykerX> k
09:12 <steven_> nar
09:19 <steven_> we went through big changes
09:27 <StrykerX> Ah ok
09:38 <steven_> and
09:42 <steven_> i cant be fucked fixing it
09:47 <steven_> ;]
09:54 <StrykerX> That's betterrrrrrr.
09:55 * steven_ punches damian in the nose.
13:07 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
13:07 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o anotherirc3r
14:07 <Osskkaarr> Welcome Back :)
14:16 <anotherirc3r> thanks hun :)
17:34 Mode: (by steven_) -s
21:39 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
21:39 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o nate
22:21 <steven_> natesky
23:59 <anotherirc3r> natey u hornbag
24:46 <smashmouse> DA PHO PHO GUN HO GUNNA EAT SOME PHO YO!
24:53 <smashmouse> aheheahehehe MWHOOOHAHAHAHAHAHA
25:02 <smashmouse> id fuck nate to shut his horny butt up!
25:03 <smashmouse> ;)
25:21 <anotherirc3r> hawt
25:27 <anotherirc3r> manomano
26:07 <nate> hi
32:18 <nate> steven u got ya dick out in gta
32:32 <nate> upsetting them pre teens
35:21 <amelia> i love viet accent
35:27 <amelia> see yewww baiii
36:05 Join: ninja ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
36:17 <anotherirc3r> meelz!
36:27 <anotherirc3r> get sum antibiotics?
37:41 <amelia> I sure did!
37:54 <anotherirc3r> good good :)
38:04 <amelia> appointment for 3.20 i was oit by 3.30 yay
38:11 <amelia> jus gonna go pick up din :)
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38:46 <anotherirc3r> yay!
38:52 <anotherirc3r> glad 2 hear
39:22 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Quit: BAM
39:53 <StrykerX> Found some spag bol in the freezer.. Takes forever to defrost in these temps!
40:13 <nate> did u put it outside?
40:19 <StrykerX> Of corse!
40:22 <StrykerX> Freeze it more
41:13 <anotherirc3r> lol
41:40 <nate> bachelorette HavinG a hot dog in her hotel room!
49:50 Mode: (by nate) +o ninja
49:51 <ninja>  nate: Thanks For +op  «Daniela Script»
49:58 <nate> thankyou ninja
50:03 <nate> kisses?
52:43 <nate> Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River
53:14 Quit: ninja ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
56:08 <Osskkaarr> Anyone got a police scanner?
56:21 <Osskkaarr> there;'s a chase going on in Ballarat
01:44 <mbison> nate ya bitch, u gonna overtrain
02:51 <nate> naaAH ;D
02:58 <nate> had fun tonight
03:09 <amelia> my friend brought me krispy kremes to get better
03:14 <amelia> they taste like shit
03:20 <nate> lol
03:33 <amelia> its like pouring a bag of sugar down your throat
03:40 <amelia> they are sweet and gross
03:57 <nate> 2 sweet for sour amelia ;D
04:02 <anotherirc3r> lol
04:02 <nate> WHAHAAH!
04:16 <amelia> way too sweet for dis lemongirl
04:28 <mbison> o.o should of asked him to get u kfc
04:33 <amelia> yuxxxxxx
04:42 <nate> mbison is addicted to kfc, i know how to bribe him for sex
04:46 <mbison> zinger burger combo o.o
04:58 <mbison> sif i hanv'et had kfc in 2 weeks
05:06 <amelia> i can hook you up wif girl from work mbis0n
05:11 <amelia> she always eating that shit
05:21 <amelia> stuffing her face wif chips and gravy
05:21 <mbison> she fat o.0?
05:28 <amelia> nuh not fat
05:28 <nate> lolllolol
05:30 <amelia> curvy
05:42 <mbison> nice
05:47 <nate> mbison will eat her potato and gravy
05:53 <amelia> bwahahaha
05:56 <mbison> tru dat tru dat
06:10 <amelia> she eats that much of it i wouldn't be surprised if she smelt like kfc down there
06:15 <amelia> you would luff it
06:15 <nate> Justin Timberlake - LoveStoned
06:31 <amelia> i like the lil mellow part of that song
06:42 <mbison> man nate again, u posting shit songs
06:44 <nate> those neon kfc lights
06:48 <steven_> hahah
06:52 <steven_> na my dick is in tonight bra
06:54 <steven_> to cold
07:22 <mbison> o.o put a sock on
07:25 <amelia> wot to do wif all these krispy kremes
07:41 <anotherirc3r> bribe people with them
07:47 <erlich> sit on them and wait until teh krispe chickens hatch
07:54 <mbison> save them for tomrrow
07:57 <amelia> why do ppl love em so much
08:01 <nate> rub ya nipples with them
08:05 <erlich> actually that is something else
08:07 <anotherirc3r> lol natey
08:09 <steven_> crap
08:13 <erlich> krispe kreme is donuts
08:25 <steven_> dohshit
08:36 <steven_> not worth the wait!
08:37 <steven_> :P
08:40 <amelia> bwahahah yah i didnt quite underatand your chicken reference frankeh
08:45 <amelia> yah taste like shit
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08:52 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o xm
08:56 <erlich> what are those eggs again
09:01 <amelia> ohhh
09:01 <erlich> the chocolate covered ones
09:03 <amelia> creme
09:07 <amelia> creme eggs
09:09 <nate> cadbury
09:10 <erlich> ahh yeah
09:20 <anotherirc3r> tux
09:24 <amelia> i had pho from girrawheen frankeh
09:24 <erlich> kk's get a bit sickening
09:25 <anotherirc3r> yux
09:27 <nate> eggs with hair are the best :D
09:31 <amelia> nexr time you should try there
09:35 <amelia> instead of mirrabooka
09:37 <erlich> a bit of a travel
09:41 <amelia> aw
09:48 <amelia> viet long
09:50 <anotherirc3r> Cadbury Creme eggs yux
09:56 <mbison> o.o
09:56 <erlich> is that what it is called/
10:00 <amelia> he was soso cute
10:01 <amelia> yah
10:02 <erlich> i dont really remember names
10:08 <amelia> viet long near the subway
10:12 <amelia> cos so many there
10:18 <amelia> but i think viet long is best
10:47 <nate> i just wanna love ya babe! le creme legs
10:50 <erlich> the place my sister wantd to go last time there doesnt do it anymore. new management etc, and it's weird because they do even fish & chips now
11:13 <amelia> thats odd
11:32 <amelia> i know a few japanese places that do fish n chips n odd stuff like that tho
11:40 <erlich> i dont think ill be able to check which place i went to last time via google streetview because it's a bit in and not by the road
11:54 <erlich> ever tried that fried sushi stuff with sauce
11:59 <erlich> ill have to have that again
12:03 <amelia> yuck i hate sushi
12:07 <amelia> makes me vomit
12:09 <erlich> it's ok now and hten
12:16 <nate> i only eat sushi off mbisons back
12:16 <anotherirc3r> fried sushi?!
12:20 <amelia> the smell puts me off
12:32 <erlich> do you not like seafood as well?
12:33 <amelia> like on sex and the city nathaniel?
12:38 <amelia> i love seafood
12:52 <erlich> i love seafood platters
12:52 <nate> yes sex and the city is naughty
13:07 <erlich> the only sex & hte city ep i ever watched was a bit sick but nate would love it
13:25 <nate> i do like that show
13:31 <nate> bit old now
13:31 <erlich> the guy wanted that alpha bish to swallow but she said she'd only do it if he swallowed his own first
13:32 <nate> :D~
13:34 <amelia> http://media.onsugar.com/files/2011/03/13/3/301/3019466/391844f00129a83e_SNF2845KIM-380_876923a.jpg
13:41 <amelia> nate waiting for mbis0n
13:56 <erlich> i think SATC would make more sense if you replaced all the characters with gay men
14:03 <mbison> o_O i'm striaght
14:04 <anotherirc3r> yum
14:25 <erlich> there is that 'prequel' series to SATC
14:28 <erlich> Carrie Diaries?
14:32 <erlich> ive heard it';s good
14:53 <amelia> i never got into satc
14:55 <nate> mbison it isnt gay to have sushi eaten off u :D
15:03 <nate> lets do it!
15:05 <mbison> o.0 carries diaries dind't look like no prequel
15:16 <mbison> AnnaSophia Robb has a nice ass on it tho
15:16 <erlich> that's why i put ' '
15:21 <erlich> it just has Carrie
15:40 <erlich> nate did you ever watch QaF
16:09 <nate> is that a gay show?
16:15 <erlich> Queer as Folk
16:21 <erlich> well you didnt know what it was straight away
16:21 <nate> not much
16:22 <mbison> does a bear shit in the woods
16:24 <erlich> im just trying to test you
16:25 <mbison> o_0
16:31 <erlich> you're losing your gay nate
16:42 <amelia> his hetro is shining thru
16:42 <erlich> your rainbow is fading away
16:42 <anotherirc3r> I've seen that
16:49 <nate> ohh do gays watch that?
16:52 <nate> damn it!
16:57 <mbison> http://i.imgur.com/V5AtWSL.gif dat ass o.o
17:12 <amelia> quite the stunner
17:14 <mbison> nate's a straight man pretending to be gay
17:23 <mbison> on irc
17:36 <nate> mbison u can ride it!
17:41 <erlich> nate pretends to be gay so all the IRC girls feel comfortable sending him nudes
17:53 <amelia> i told you all dis from day 1
17:58 <amelia> no one listen to amelia
18:00 <mbison> ohh smart man nate
18:27 <mbison> u sneaky old bastard, he probalby is the one posting thsoe ndue of brisbane girls on that NZ website
18:39 <amelia> 400 girls or something
18:47 <nate> are u saying i have no taste :D
18:54 <nate> mbison u are mine!
19:22 <erlich> <nate> hey i feel we are making a connection here. how about you send me your nudes so it can help me visualise what you look like :)
19:34 <nate> i got heaps of nudes on my phone
19:39 <mbison> pro o.o
19:41 <nate> im not sharing tho
19:43 <nate> :D~
19:48 <erlich> i bet it's from gym
19:50 <erlich> and not of you
19:54 <nate> lol
20:15 <nate> u are probably right :D
20:24 <nate> i will use mbison as my stand in
20:27 <nate> hot body!
21:03 <mbison> o.0
21:07 <nate> Justin Timberlake - Sexy Back
21:09 <amelia> nudes of nate or nudes of girls
21:23 <amelia> your music taste is shocking
21:26 <mbison> yeah natse been recording alot of girl squatting on the squat rack with his action cam
21:36 <mbison> i know right, been telling nate that all day
21:40 <mbison> o_0 crap songs
21:41 <erlich> natse.cx
21:42 <nate> saw some boobs tonight
21:48 <nate> not 2 bad
22:32 <erlich> ive got da best taste in music in the world
22:47 <nate> who needs taste just lick
23:10 <nate> u see these shackles!
23:11 <erlich> i dont mind some JT
23:27 <nate> crispy creams on me
23:35 <erlich> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG08ukJPtR8
23:37 <grubs> YouTube Title: Michael Jackson, Justin Timberlake - Love Never Felt So Good - Views: 108,198,744 - Length: 4:08 - Uploaded: 2014-05-14 - Likes: 674,778 - Dislikes: 18,720
23:42 <erlich> that's a great one
23:44 <mbison> o_0
23:46 <erlich> and great video
23:47 <amelia> smoosh it into yourself nathaniel
24:32 <nate> i could go some smooshing!
24:48 <StrykerX> Msg mbison!
24:53 <StrykerX> He'll smoosh you many many ways]
24:58 <erlich> how often do you eat junk food nate
24:59 <erlich> never?
25:17 <nate> im the type to go off track easily
25:27 <nate> and stay on track easily ;D
25:32 <nate> one or the other
25:34 <nate> lol
25:39 <erlich> ever gone vegetarian?
25:40 <mbison> o.o
25:48 <erlich> anyone here gone vegetarian
25:51 <nate> hell no
25:54 <mbison> sif
25:55 <amelia> fuck no
26:03 <nate> veges are moody
26:16 <erlich> ive been vegetarian before. for about 3 months
26:17 <amelia> thats jus not a life worth living
26:20 <nate> IRON IT UP BABY!
26:23 <erlich> it's not so bad
26:27 <mbison> vegans look like they are 10 years older htan what they really are
26:32 <nate> short peroids its ok like a detox
26:52 <amelia> i would not survive wif no meat
26:57 <erlich> i could never go vegan
27:02 <erlich> the eggs and cheese m8
27:23 <erlich> that's like 2 of the best things in a kebab
27:33 <amelia> bwhaaha yuxxx kebab
27:44 <nate> mbison is a kebabe
27:49 <amelia> AHAHAAH
28:00 <mbison> o_0
28:16 <nate> mbison ask out taylor swift already
28:22 <StrykerX> As if yuck kebab!
28:26 <StrykerX> Are you normal?
28:32 <amelia> nate can turn anything into a compliment for mbis0n
28:32 <nate> send her a love letter written with your body fluids
28:36 <amelia> kebabs is yux
28:46 <mbison> nate, already did
28:47 <mbison> o_0
28:55 <erlich> amelia just likes to devour animals while they are alive -- never cooked
28:59 <mbison> her asistant prob read it
29:02 <amelia> ahahahaa
29:12 <amelia> mmmmm animals
29:25 <mbison> o.o yuk rare steak
29:25 <erlich> if you've ever ordered lobster or crayfish...
29:33 <erlich> and they split it into two...
29:37 <amelia> i hate lobster
29:39 <erlich> it looks like something from Alien
29:46 <amelia> its a sweeet flavour
29:48 <amelia> yux
29:49 <erlich> what about lobster with bechamel sauce?
29:57 <erlich> that;s one of my favourites
29:59 <amelia> i like that other one tho
30:02 <amelia> from the river
30:07 <erlich> bug>
30:09 <amelia> maron?
30:18 <erlich> arent they all similar
30:26 <nate> crayfish?
30:32 <mbison> mudcrab
30:50 <nate> yabbie pUmp
31:21 <amelia> lobster jus so sweer
31:30 <amelia> but everything is sweet to me
31:40 <nate> like box!!!!
31:46 * nate falls over
32:01 <amelia> i take your word on that one
32:20 <erlich> so amelia calls someone sweet that means she cant tolerate them
32:24 <erlich> so if*
32:34 <erlich> watch out for that guys
32:45 <amelia> you're onto me
33:21 <nate> less talking more, eating chrispy crEams!
33:39 <amelia> binning em
33:52 <amelia> pieces of shit
33:55 <nate> freeze em for later
33:58 <erlich> didnt you like lots of sweets as a kid though
34:07 <amelia> I dun want em they taste like crap
34:15 <amelia> it taste so fake too
34:15 <nate> spring them on people u dont like
34:27 <nate> :D~
34:27 <amelia> i like savoury frankeh
34:44 <anotherirc3r> I am a sweet tooth ::
34:46 <anotherirc3r> :/
34:51 <amelia> ohhh
35:02 <erlich> one of my favourite things is mixing sweets with salts
35:03 <amelia> your teefies will fall out
35:10 <erlich> like with lemondade or tamarind candy
35:12 <amelia> salted caramel
35:17 <erlich> or that
35:29 <amelia> have you been to jamies restaurant in city
35:36 <erlich> my old office used to be around the corner from this woman that made fresh gourmet chocolate
35:42 <erlich> dont think so
35:42 <amelia> they have a yummy sweet there that I'd eat forever
35:48 <erlich> what is this sweet?
35:54 <anotherirc3r> I'm dairy intolerant though meelz
35:58 <anotherirc3r> friggin!
36:07 <anotherirc3r> hence my obsession with lollies
36:20 <erlich> oh it's a wog restaurant
36:22 <erlich> i love wog sweets
36:27 <erlich> crostoli etc
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36:51 <erlich> my sister's husband's nonna always makes sweets and i get leftovers
37:03 <erlich> sweet sweet deal
37:04 <amelia> crostoli!!!
37:16 <erlich> holey moley crostoli!!
37:45 <amelia> i cant believe you kno crostoli
37:52 <amelia> my baba used to make em wif us
38:00 <erlich> ive known it since i was a kid
38:05 <erlich> dont be so racist!!!
38:13 <amelia> and aunty always makes a big container for me every time she see me haah
38:22 <erlich> our school had an italian teacher and she'd reward the good kids
38:23 <amelia> we call them hastelers tho
38:26 <erlich> me, being naturally good, got them
38:31 <amelia> (dunno spelling)
38:35 <amelia> awwwww
38:43 <amelia> they taste so good before you cook em
38:50 <erlich> croatia is close to italy -- ive always wondered how similar they would be culturally
39:32 <amelia> did you always have em tied like with the bow in the middle
39:43 <erlich> just twisted
39:44 <nate> scrotia abd ititalia
39:47 <erlich> like nate;s mind
39:52 <amelia> yah twisted
39:55 <amelia> bwahaha
40:12 <amelia> see they good cos not heaps sweet
40:17 <amelia> but soso addictive
40:50 <amelia> https://thepaddingtonfoodie.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/crostoli-pastry-strips.jpg?w=640
41:02 <amelia> they taste soso good when like this before cooked
41:02 <erlich> have you had arancini before? (
41:13 <erlich> that's one of my favourite savoury foods
41:15 <amelia> the rice ball things?
41:18 <erlich> yes
41:19 <amelia> soso yummy
41:33 <erlich> it's hard to say which is better out of savoury and sweets
41:35 <amelia> inglewood do a good tasting plate wif them
41:37 <amelia> mmmmmm
41:43 <erlich> it's like saying which is better out of sad or happy music
41:52 <erlich> that's where we bought them
41:54 <amelia> sweets are sickening i find
42:06 <erlich> i used to work in inglewood
42:12 <amelia> ohhh
42:19 <erlich> but i think the place was down closer to walter road
42:27 <amelia> i like to get drunk there
42:31 <amelia> ah true
42:41 <erlich> oh you mean inglewood hotel
42:46 <erlich> or wahtever its called
42:54 <erlich> my school reunion was there
42:58 <erlich> i didnt turn up of course
43:03 <erlich> l000sers
43:08 <amelia> yah inglewood hotel
43:11 <amelia> ahaahahha
43:13 <amelia> aw
43:33 <amelia> you too cool for school
43:41 <erlich> i was a bit emo at the time
43:48 <erlich> i was unemployed etc etc
44:06 <erlich> also one of my crazy slav friends ivan beat up another friend of mine
44:07 <erlich> classy
44:13 <amelia> bwahahaahaha
44:15 <erlich> why are you slavs so angry?
44:15 <amelia> ivan
44:28 <erlich> although im not sure if croatians are slavs
44:31 <amelia> i have like 58 family relations called ivan
44:35 <amelia> yah
44:38 <amelia> slav is croat
44:43 <erlich> is that liek the european john?
44:47 <amelia> yup
44:48 <amelia> ahahaha
44:49 <erlich> slav* john
44:51 <amelia> mohammad
45:13 <amelia> and always j instead of y
45:15 <amelia> tanja
45:17 <amelia> sonja
45:21 <erlich> i see
45:35 <steven_> gai
46:01 <amelia> watch it you
47:04 <erlich> have you had those confetti almonds
47:16 <erlich> or is that too sweet
47:53 <amelia> confetti almonds?
48:02 <erlich> https://polcariscoffee.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/photo-13.jpg
48:05 <amelia> i like sugared almonds
48:08 <erlich> even the colours alone make it yummy
48:12 <erlich> yeah that's it
48:19 <amelia> oh yuck i hate them
48:25 <amelia> like at weddings
48:55 <erlich> what about cakes
49:00 <erlich> what do you do at parties etc
49:05 <amelia> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DZhRWsRK3pQ/TG1NPKWY1pI/AAAAAAAACmE/puGGi3GXZNA/s400/Sugared+Almonds.jpg
49:08 <erlich> even i find that stuff too sickly sweet
49:12 <erlich> except if it's cheesecake
49:22 <amelia> cheesecake too sweet too
49:29 <amelia> i like icecream cake but
49:30 <erlich> crazy
49:39 <erlich> you must have good teeth
49:46 <amelia> those sugared almonds are mad sweet but they are so joy
49:54 <amelia> i dont drink anything cept water
50:03 <erlich> what about mineral; water
50:15 <erlich> wait what about vodka
50:43 <amelia> my teef is ok nuffin spesh
50:50 <amelia> ahahaha yah vodka
50:52 <amelia> soda water
50:53 <erlich> well im pretty much giving up soft drink. weening it down to max 200mL of coke a day
50:55 <amelia> mmmmm
51:01 <amelia> a day?!?!?!?!
51:03 <erlich> then probably down to nothing
51:12 <erlich> yes you can get those small 20mL cans now
51:15 <erlich> 200mL*
51:31 <erlich> i am a programmer.... it's our nature
52:39 <mbison> nate, your boytoy soupnazi wants ur attention, you're in
52:51 <amelia> that is crazy frankeh
52:55 <amelia> coke every day!!!
53:17 <erlich> amelia: actually lately it's been a can of Mother a day. i stopped that last fri
53:52 <erlich> being told i shouldnt have coke anymore by the dentist is like a ballet dancer being told she cant dance again
53:59 <amelia> holy crap
54:15 <amelia> once you do it for week
54:17 <erlich> that's like 500mL cans
54:21 <amelia> you'll be otay
54:36 <amelia> its jus the beginning thats hardest
54:40 <erlich> yeh
54:54 <amelia> i used to drink v every day now i cant even smell that shit
55:02 <amelia> do you like water
55:02 <erlich> how much V?
55:07 <erlich> i prefer tea over water
55:12 <amelia> uhmmm back when i was chubbier
55:22 <amelia> prob 2x small cans per day
55:23 <erlich> did you do it try stay awake at work
55:24 <amelia> maybe 3
55:29 <erlich> or are you OK with getting up in teh morn
55:34 <erlich> well you seem to do that gym thing early
55:42 <amelia> i did it cos liked the taste
55:43 <erlich> that probably energises you for teh day
56:01 <erlich> 3 cans is still a lot
56:04 <erlich> even if smal;l
56:08 <amelia> yah its gross
56:11 <amelia> bad bad
56:21 <erlich> din time
56:33 <amelia> enjoy
02:27 <nate> no coke?
02:29 <nate> hahahah
02:48 <amelia> ?
03:17 <nate> xm no cake!
03:22 <nate> Cork
03:25 <nate> coke thats it :D
06:32 <nate> Alcohol and caffeine also can cause the drying up of mucus, particularly the stagnant mucus in the throat, making it harder to flush out.
06:32 <nate> Read more : http://www.ehow.com/about_5110362_causes-mucus-throat.html
06:54 * nate coughs on mbison
07:55 <amelia> wot natio are you nathaniel
08:54 <nate> ENGRASH
09:40 <nate> who doesnt like a good rash
09:46 <amelia> i know i do
10:06 <anotherirc3r> I'm a bitsa
11:07 <nate> a bitsa hot for oskar?
11:20 <anotherirc3r> of course natey
16:36 <nate> d;=-0
16:40 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
22:58 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
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35:04 Mode: (by steven_) +o StrykingX
35:16 <StrykingX> Cheers cuz
35:44 <StrykingX> Out of interest
35:52 <StrykingX> Whh isn't this chan regd
35:55 <StrykingX> Why*
36:02 <steven_> banned
36:18 <StrykingX> Ah k
36:18 <amelia> is this a norti chan
36:24 <StrykingX> Yes
36:24 <steven_> na
36:34 <StrykingX> You're here after all Amelia
36:37 <StrykingX> :P
36:39 <steven_> best channel on austnet
36:42 <steven_> you just dont know it yet
36:43 <steven_> ;p
36:51 <amelia> m8 i will knock your block off
37:04 <steven_> uptight gurrrrl
37:04 <StrykingX> Bring it
37:26 <StrykingX> It's her inner terrorist
37:31 <StrykingX> Never mind mate
37:42 <amelia> kaboooom
38:02 <StrykingX> Amelia: durka durka
38:23 <amelia> wot that mean
38:39 <StrykingX> Terrorist talk
38:43 <StrykingX> Sif not know
39:06 <amelia> ahahha i think you the terrorist here
39:36 <StrykingX> Germans aren't terrorists
39:41 <StrykingX> Not yet anyway
39:48 <StrykingX> Unless ya a dirty jew
40:04 <amelia> you german
40:13 <StrykingX> Yuh
40:13 <amelia> neinnnnn
40:49 <StrykingX> Ja fuck ya
41:14 <StrykingX> Well.. Aussie/German
41:22 <amelia> my friends bf is german and he comes out with the funniest shit
41:33 <StrykingX> Neither are terrorists!
41:37 <amelia> when we said he had no commonsense he said
41:48 <amelia> but why do i want commonsense if its so common
41:54 <amelia> i could not argue wif that
42:03 <StrykingX> Hahaha
42:13 <StrykingX> Welk played
42:16 <amelia> he was bein d.e.d serious too haha
43:58 <StrykingX> Haha
43:59 <StrykingX> Love it
44:40 <StrykingX> I love when foreigners learn English
44:49 <StrykingX> They take it all so serious
45:00 <StrykingX> And literal
45:25 <amelia> ahahahahah yah
45:27 <amelia> hes hilarious
46:11 <StrykingX> Yuh
48:07 <steven_> the production manger got the sack today
51:09 <StrykingX> Why
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57:41 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o anotherirc3r
58:37 <Osskkaarr> Welcome Back :)
58:46 <anotherirc3r> thanks hun :)
34:51 Join: smashmouse ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
34:51 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o smashmouse
35:50 <smashmouse> `op
35:50 <smashmouse> lolz
35:51 <smashmouse> ty
36:04 <anotherirc3r> sup joshywah
36:54 <smashmouse> sarrp
36:57 <smashmouse> juss got hoemz
37:04 <smashmouse> gotta pick a movie to watch
37:06 <anotherirc3r> how was dinna?
37:11 <smashmouse> sick as
37:41 <smashmouse> n i realised im pretty over alcohol coz i had 2 beers n was done but mum had a glass of wine still so i had another
37:52 <smashmouse> then she had a viet coffee n i didnt want one so she said id have another beer ffs
38:00 <smashmouse> n then i didnt notice on way home we passed the bottle shops
38:16 <smashmouse> i so was ready to quit alcohol last thurs b4 i had ma seizure n sprained my foot lol
38:22 <smashmouse> but din din was sick but no pho
38:30 <anotherirc3r> sif no pho
40:17 <smashmouse> not for dinner
40:22 <smashmouse> lunch only
40:30 <smashmouse> i gonna check how many diff types they have
40:44 <anotherirc3r> k
41:00 <smashmouse> 7
41:00 <mbison> viet coffee, is that hte one where they get the coffee beans from some animals poo o_0
41:03 <smashmouse> types of pho
41:10 <smashmouse> lol nah
41:14 <anotherirc3r> omg 7
41:18 <anotherirc3r> what types?
41:23 <smashmouse> but they use that thick milk shit
41:38 <smashmouse> chicken meat in beef noodle soup/ pho ga
41:46 <smashmouse> sliced rare beef noodle soup/pho tai
42:01 <smashmouse> sliced rare beef and beef balls/ pho tai bo vien
42:12 <smashmouse> sliced rare beef and beef tripe/ pho tao xach
42:18 <anotherirc3r> oh no.. not the milk stuff :/
42:23 <anotherirc3r> yux
42:26 <smashmouse> sliced rare beef and cooked beef brisket/ pho tai nam
42:35 <smashmouse> sliced rare beef and tendon/ pho tai gan
42:36 <smashmouse> and
42:47 <smashmouse> combination beef noodle soup/ pho dac biet
43:03 <smashmouse> i want chuck steak egg noodle soup yum
43:04 <mbison> soudns liek the restaurant i get mine at o_0
43:27 <smashmouse> they do most traditional stuff ive come across in adel
44:57 <smashmouse> they invited us to stay for tea while they had dinner but we were so fucken full
45:01 <smashmouse> first time i ate today lolz
45:06 <smashmouse> nice mbison
45:10 <smashmouse> ill eat anythin yo
45:16 <mbison> nah
45:17 <smashmouse> like i had this convo wid her
45:19 <mbison> i woudl'tn touch the tripe
45:20 <mbison> o_0
45:21 <smashmouse> about crickets n shit
45:32 <smashmouse> tripe is ok
45:38 <mbison> o.o
45:43 <mbison> its cows intestine right?
45:43 <smashmouse> i mean
45:46 <smashmouse> ye
45:56 <smashmouse> best sosiges pork wit pig intestine
45:57 <smashmouse> so uno
46:03 <mbison> gross o.o
46:05 <smashmouse> aint nuttin but a chicken wang
46:10 <smashmouse> fish eyes yum
46:14 <smashmouse> fish cheek YUM
46:19 <smashmouse> i am azn inside
46:22 <mbison> u eat that egg with a dead chick in it as well
46:23 <smashmouse> azn/NZ lol
46:30 <smashmouse> id try it
46:31 <smashmouse> once
46:47 <smashmouse> i want to try tarantula but i wont b goin viet/cambodia till like 2016/17
47:08 <mbison> o.o just buy one at hte petshop
48:00 <mbison> u gonna go for that cobra heart like i see in those food/travel shows
48:35 <smashmouse> lmao
48:40 <smashmouse> man
48:46 <smashmouse> id shot down snake venom
48:53 <smashmouse> thats a bucketlist thing i wana do
49:05 <smashmouse> cause in all seriousness it's safe to do lol
49:15 <smashmouse> unless you have a fucken ulcer
49:16 <smashmouse> lol
49:41 <mbison> manly o.o
55:16 <smashmouse> heaps
55:20 <smashmouse> on ur knees ;)
55:41 <TokenDaRing> sweet, netflix has the original robocop
56:09 <amelia> fuck netflix
56:12 <amelia> got fuck all
56:26 <TokenDaRing> its got plenty
56:32 <TokenDaRing> you're just whiny
56:47 <amelia> I'M SICK
56:56 <TokenDaRing> deal with ti!
56:57 <TokenDaRing> it!
57:09 <amelia> no i am massive sook when sick
57:16 <amelia> it didn't have true detectives
57:17 <amelia> or
57:24 <amelia> deadbeat
57:32 <TokenDaRing> it has OITNB
57:37 <amelia> and that's when i turned it off and cracked the shits
57:43 <amelia> yah but i finished that now
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04:25 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> rofllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
04:40 <amelia> wot so funny m8
05:33 <Osskkaarr> He woke up with his balls in his arse.
06:00 <Padfoot> That's the worst, when you have to poop them out
06:15 <Padfoot> And people at work are all, how are you
06:25 <Padfoot> I'M JUST GREAT I HAD TO POOP MY BALLS OUT MY ASS :(
11:07 Mode: (by steven_) +o Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu
11:17 <steven_> night dawgz
11:52 <amelia> yah hate when dat happens
16:05 <smashmouse> jedi mind tricks - violence begets violence
16:06 <smashmouse> xD
16:20 <smashmouse> man i could go a fuck rite now
16:20 <smashmouse> lols
16:39 <smashmouse> on teh sex couch
16:44 <anotherirc3r> go get your girl to come over
16:52 <smashmouse> she lives ages from me
16:59 <smashmouse> is y she isnt over much
17:08 <smashmouse> n not her
17:10 <StrykingX> Tell her to get her arse into gear
17:19 <smashmouse> she is for in bed
17:19 <StrykingX> Among other things
17:25 <smashmouse> not on teh couchez
17:28 <smashmouse> or in teh shower
17:38 <anotherirc3r> lol why?
17:47 <anotherirc3r> what difference does it make?
18:03 <smashmouse> heaps
18:06 <StrykingX> He's trying to be a gentleman
18:10 <StrykingX> Lol
18:10 <amelia> excuse me lady get off my couch you are only allowed in de bed
18:15 <smashmouse> lolz
18:23 <smashmouse> nah no fucking on my couch
18:25 <smashmouse> or the sex couch
18:30 <smashmouse> not wid her
18:30 <amelia> wotdahek you fink you doin tryna have a shower? get out
18:40 <smashmouse> thats likea diff type of girl sex
18:45 <smashmouse> like in teh kitchen or outside
18:49 <smashmouse> sex outside rulz
18:55 <StrykingX> Yuh
19:02 <smashmouse> or 3some
19:04 <smashmouse> in bed
19:08 <smashmouse> dis one
19:09 <smashmouse> lolz
19:10 <StrykingX> Ciggi then bed
19:17 <smashmouse> besides when me n my best mate spit roast her
19:18 <smashmouse> me n her
19:20 <anotherirc3r> ohh. is this girl spesh joshywah?
19:22 <smashmouse> we got my other mate in
19:26 <smashmouse> n he was watchin us fuck
19:30 <smashmouse> and then it was his turn
19:36 <smashmouse> and im like choke her she loves it
19:38 <smashmouse> and he couldnt
19:39 <smashmouse> so im like
19:41 <smashmouse> fuck sake
19:41 <smashmouse> srs
19:44 <smashmouse> fuck sake like this
19:47 <smashmouse> *chokes her*
19:58 <smashmouse> im like cmon fuck her man
20:03 <smashmouse> shes fkn waiting
20:04 <smashmouse> lolz
20:05 <smashmouse> he couldnt
20:10 <smashmouse> so i did
20:10 Kick: smashmouse was kicked by bios (flood)
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20:14 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o smashmouse
20:19 <smashmouse> lolz
20:28 <anotherirc3r> why couldn't he?
20:29 <StrykingX> Lol
21:06 <smashmouse> stage fright
21:10 <smashmouse> infront of another dude
21:29 <smashmouse> my mate n another guy fucked my x's best friend in town above our fav coffee shop
21:31 <smashmouse> was dope
21:37 <smashmouse> u ever been inna Wank Room?
21:42 <smashmouse> uno da urban myth ye?
22:01 <anotherirc3r> wtf dude?
22:03 <StrykingX> Wank room?
22:47 <StrykingX> Is it what it sounds like?
22:53 <amelia> usually people jus call that a house joshjewah
23:04 <smashmouse> I'm just blood addicted, it's the other liquid
23:19 <smashmouse> I'm above the limit off of the blood of the wicked!
23:37 <smashmouse> wank room is like
23:42 <smashmouse> u go in, guys n girls
23:48 <smashmouse> guys get in like a wide open circle
23:55 <smashmouse> n the girls go around wankin n suckin u off
23:59 <smashmouse> den u juss go fuck
24:01 <smashmouse> lol
24:08 <smashmouse> thas how i lost ma virginity
24:10 <smashmouse> YOUNG
24:23 <anotherirc3r> really? to some slut?
24:28 <smashmouse> not slut
24:31 <StrykingX> Wow.. Why was I never introduced to this?!
24:33 <smashmouse> 21 yr old greek babe
24:41 <smashmouse> got blown by four chicks first
24:44 <smashmouse> then fkd her
24:47 <smashmouse> then back to town
24:52 <smashmouse> then back to her cousins n fkd her cousin
25:07 <smashmouse> n on fone to mum next mornin shes like I TOOK UR SONS VIRGINITY
25:10 <smashmouse> aaaaahaha i was in shit
25:11 <smashmouse> 13
25:13 <smashmouse> lolz
25:27 <StrykingX> Nice
25:44 <smashmouse> word she goes u got a big dick for a seventeen year old
25:46 <smashmouse> rofl!
25:49 <smashmouse> PMSL
26:01 <anotherirc3r> how is she not a slut dude?
26:08 <anotherirc3r> to go into that place
26:17 <smashmouse> they were all friends
26:52 <anotherirc3r> lol okay
27:06 <StrykingX> Sharing is caring
27:08 <StrykingX> !
27:18 <amelia> dey not sluts if they in groups
27:20 <amelia> dahhhgh
27:23 <Osskkaarr> You know those stories being told by some crackhead and you just know it's bullshit? yeah.. that's what this is.
27:38 <anotherirc3r> haha meelz
27:38 <anotherirc3r> l
27:40 <anotherirc3r> k
27:44 <smashmouse> ye mang
27:47 <smashmouse> it was the nineties
27:55 <smashmouse> u wouldnt know about it :P
28:09 <smashmouse> dw i used condoms a lot back then LOL
28:45 <Osskkaarr> I wouldn;'t know yeah.. I still live in a cardboard box and never been out into the world before.
29:26 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> is smashmouse on another one of his meth binges?
29:33 <anotherirc3r> can I come live with you in your cardboard box?
30:08 <Osskkaarr> Yes, you can come into my cardboard box.. it can be our world.
30:20 <smashmouse> StrykerX bro looks like i have to go for my licence this yr
30:26 <smashmouse> my brother didnt take mums second car
30:33 <smashmouse> n i wana b drivin thru wales
30:38 <smashmouse> even tho mum is like she wants to be drivin
30:40 <StrykingX> You don't have one?
30:42 <smashmouse> over my phat ass
30:46 <smashmouse> nah i can drive tho
30:46 <smashmouse> LOL
30:59 <smashmouse> gimme a comby van wit column shift
31:05 <smashmouse> and bad brakes
31:05 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> THE REJECT SHOP
31:12 <smashmouse> ill hoon u around suicidal
31:16 <smashmouse> make u wish u were dead
31:17 <smashmouse> LOL
31:32 <StrykingX> Sounds like Adelaide :P
31:45 <smashmouse> ye
31:53 <smashmouse> taught myself to drive
31:55 <smashmouse> 13 too
32:02 <smashmouse> first car ah stole was a beetle LOLZ
32:07 <smashmouse> drove it into a stoby pole
32:20 <smashmouse> went to jack this other car but got caught so stabbed the seats up n ran off
33:15 * Osskkaarr yawns
37:58 <Osskkaarr> [Pseudo Echo - A Beat For You] - (3:38/128kbps)
45:02 <Osskkaarr> moo: Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate - Service Pack 1 (6.1.7601) 3days 16hrs 20mins 37secs Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 3.00GHz (x86) at 3000MHz (5% Load) (Standard display types) x bit Hz 1470/3071.6MB (47.85%) [|||||-----] C:\ 120.33GB/153.38GB Realtek PCI GBE Family Controller - 1000MB/s 1.18GB In 116.17MB Out
47:38 <Osskkaarr> Look at that hey.. that song is 3 minutes, my uptime is 3 days, CPU 3GHz and ram 3GB
49:00 <Osskkaarr> SoMeThiNg aBoUT tHe nUmBeR 3
49:32 <anotherirc3r> strange thing
49:43 <anotherirc3r> I think you're overtired lol
51:09 <amelia> it jus looked like chinese to me
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