// #nerdhacks — 2015-06-08
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00:00:04 <shadsam> tisk is in sydney chann
00:00:13 <shadsam> invite him in dude.
00:00:16 <shadsam> welp
00:00:19 <shadsam> haha
00:00:29 <nate> already have BRa!
00:00:37 <shadsam> cool nates
00:00:41 <nate> hes busy playin with his joystick
00:00:48 <shadsam> lololol
00:01:03 <shadsam> brb getting galaga
00:05:38 <steven_> 69kg on the scales today
00:09:43 <nate> no way;o
00:11:56 <steven_> had clothes on tho
00:11:56 <steven_> haahah
00:12:04 Nick: PandasDontDrive is now known as poofterchook
00:12:17 <steven_> mad ya look poofter chook
00:12:18 <shadsam> im 121kg
00:12:20 <steven_> made
00:12:21 <shadsam> fat cunt
00:12:25 <shadsam> lolololol
00:12:52 <shadsam> anyone tried SERATO
00:12:54 <steven_> how much are u nate?
00:13:49 <xm> ill buy nate for $50
00:13:55 <nate> 115 ;l
00:13:59 <xm> lies
00:14:20 <nate> imma fattie!
00:14:22 <shadsam> i lost 6 kilos
00:14:34 <steven_> nate is muscle man
00:14:46 <shadsam> mew 2
00:14:47 <nate> well done shadsam!
00:14:48 <shadsam> me 2
00:14:55 <steven_> hasahah
00:15:00 <steven_> 2 muscle men
00:15:00 <shadsam> i got a gut
00:15:00 <steven_> !
00:15:19 <shadsam> i singed my eyebrows
00:15:32 <nate> u dat hot?
00:15:39 <shadsam> hehe yup
00:15:45 <shadsam> 32 gfs
00:15:51 <shadsam> over 25 years
00:16:01 <shadsam> 32 years 34 years
00:16:47 <shadsam> my teen lover loves 1 block away
00:17:12 <shadsam> xm u tried serato
00:17:38 <shadsam> i have 400 elec bill
00:17:40 <shadsam> brb
00:18:08 <shadsam> anyone seen caths pic
00:18:09 <shadsam> anyone seen caths pic
00:18:27 <TokenDaRing> nope
00:18:32 <shadsam> k
00:18:42 <shadsam> she goes ill show u
00:18:48 <shadsam> then she fizzed
00:19:32 <shadsam> im not that fussy
00:20:28 <shadsam> win7 has a bad bug
00:20:35 <shadsam> it ddos`s u
00:20:43 <shadsam> uses 98 cpu
00:21:05 <shadsam> drives ya crazy
00:21:12 <shadsam> finally tracked it
00:21:17 <shadsam> and fixed
00:21:39 <shadsam> think it was mpmdeng.exe
00:22:33 <shadsam> that blackdevils a massive prick
00:22:37 <shadsam> brb
00:29:28 <nate> i didnt know shadsam was this hornay ;D
00:30:24 <TokenDaRing> nate he has a major boner
00:30:26 <TokenDaRing> wants it bad
00:33:14 <shadsam> im stoked over serato
00:46:08 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
00:48:07 <xm> no, i haven ttried serato shadsam
00:48:08 Quit: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) Quit: KVIrc 4.2.0 Equilibrium http://www.kvirc.net/
00:48:49 <xm> you have a teen lover shadsam ?
00:48:58 <xm> how did you meet her
00:49:06 <xm> was it through your music
00:55:34 <shadsam> nono
00:55:51 <shadsam> where i hung out at 18
00:58:37 <xm> i see
01:18:10 Quit: poofterchook ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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01:48:03 <shadsam> poofter
01:48:07 <shadsam> lololol
01:48:12 <shadsam> cuppa brb
01:49:47 <shadsam> Applicable OS (Mac):
01:49:49 <shadsam> Mac OS X 10.8.5/10.7.5/10.6.8
01:49:49 <shadsam> (CPU) Intel 1.6GHz Core Duo, (Memory) 1 GB
01:49:49 <shadsam> Applicable OS (PC):
01:49:49 <shadsam> Windows® 7 with Service Pack 1 / Vista with Service Pack 1
01:49:51 <shadsam> (CPU) Intel 2.0GHz Core 2 Duo, (Memory) 1 GB Display Resolution: 1024 x 768 or higher resolution
04:21:56 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
06:20:08 Nick: mbis0n is now known as mbison
06:56:27 Quit: shadsam ([email protected]) EOF from client
09:05:15 Join: anonymousmoron ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
09:19:41 Join: anonymousmoron_ ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
09:20:01 Quit: anonymousmoron ([email protected]) Connection closed
09:20:01 Nick: anonymousmoron_ is now known as anonymousmoron
09:22:36 Nick: Exo is now known as Snowy
10:17:29 Join: ladifingda ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
10:19:05 Quit: anonymousmoron ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by ladifingda)
10:19:40 Nick: ladifingda is now known as anonymousmoron
10:33:04 <anonymousmoron> hai
10:35:37 <Snowy> sups
10:37:28 <anonymousmoron> not much. you?
10:38:35 <Snowy> bout the same
10:40:46 <anonymousmoron> so.. asl sexc
10:41:41 <Snowy> 53 m rus
10:42:02 <anonymousmoron> noice
10:44:59 <anonymousmoron> i iz sexc man
10:45:08 <anonymousmoron> looking for manlove
10:45:08 <anonymousmoron> u in
10:45:55 <Snowy> thats what im here for
10:46:10 <anonymousmoron> k
10:46:22 <anonymousmoron> can i bring my dog
10:49:38 <anonymousmoron> plz
10:49:44 <Snowy> yes and i shall bring my horse
10:49:56 <anonymousmoron> kewl
10:57:20 <anonymousmoron> bored. i should be drunk right now dammit
11:02:10 <Snowy> grab some beers
11:02:27 <anonymousmoron> don't have any
11:02:33 <anonymousmoron> get me some?
11:02:33 <anonymousmoron> kthx
11:12:12 <Snowy> got some ice cold vbs
11:12:42 <anonymousmoron> bring it here
11:13:26 <Snowy> gotta do the ice challenge first
11:13:53 <anonymousmoron> alright
11:14:21 <anonymousmoron> shall i wear a white pants?
11:17:15 <Snowy> do it commando style
11:17:19 Join: shadsam ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
11:17:27 <shadsam> morning all
11:17:31 <shadsam> xD
11:17:53 <anonymousmoron> commando? aint nobody want to see that
11:18:13 <Snowy> shads does
11:18:36 Nick: Snowy is now known as christopher
11:18:37 <anonymousmoron> sif
11:28:44 Quit: anonymousmoron ([email protected]) Connection closed
11:32:59 Join: anonymousmoron ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
11:41:01 <shadsam> `op
11:41:12 <shadsam> !list
11:41:12 <anonymousmoron> hai shadsam
11:41:18 <shadsam> heya bro
11:41:28 <anonymousmoron> sup?
11:41:39 <shadsam> plivents still lost
11:41:53 <shadsam> nada contemplating fixing the sub in my car
11:42:07 <anonymousmoron> who is plivent?
11:42:24 <shadsam> total looser from bronte in sydney
11:42:43 <shadsam> clovelley road backpackers level 2 or 3
11:42:43 <anonymousmoron> ah right
11:43:11 <shadsam> not much was thinkin a car wash
11:43:24 <anonymousmoron> nice
11:44:32 <shadsam> see those cops smashed there crs into the stollen car
11:44:59 <anonymousmoron> okay
11:45:05 <shadsam> 2 escapee murderers in the us also
11:45:28 <shadsam> brb man
11:45:57 <anonymousmoron> k
11:53:21 <christopher> are banks open today
11:54:12 <anonymousmoron> ni
11:57:38 <shadsam> no chris
11:57:48 <shadsam> public holidy mate
11:58:25 <shadsam> steven wake up dude
11:59:59 Nick: poofterchook is now known as slinky_J
12:00:01 <anonymousmoron> we're too boring for shads, eh?
12:00:17 <shadsam> nah he gave me ops last night
12:00:22 <shadsam> heh
12:00:35 <slinky_J> hrrmm
12:00:40 <slinky_J> cig tiem
12:00:49 <slinky_J> i h8 bad dreams!!!!!
12:00:52 <shadsam> thats an idea
12:00:58 <anonymousmoron> you just got here bish
12:01:04 <shadsam> same had a mungrel night b4
12:01:14 <shadsam> woke up stressing
12:01:42 <shadsam> i have 7 lighters 8
12:02:11 <anonymousmoron> 7 lighters 8?
12:02:20 <shadsam> 8 lighters
12:02:37 <anonymousmoron> why so msny?
12:03:04 <shadsam> i set myself on fire last night
12:03:16 <shadsam> massive flames
12:03:25 <shadsam> eyebrows singed fully
12:03:26 <anonymousmoron> why?
12:03:34 <shadsam> smoke alarm went off
12:03:40 <shadsam> didnt relise
12:03:50 <shadsam> it would do wht happened
12:04:09 <shadsam> coulda had facial 3rd degree burns
12:04:27 <anonymousmoron> yeah.. okay. why did you do yhst?
12:04:28 <shadsam> was totally insane
12:04:51 <shadsam> thought it would be a small flame
12:05:19 <shadsam> 2 x massive mushroom fire balls
12:05:40 <anonymousmoron> yeah.. but like.. why do it anyway?
12:05:59 <shadsam> i didnt know it would do that
12:06:42 <anonymousmoron> seriously.. did you want the pain? the flame-grilled look?
12:07:45 <shadsam> lol
12:07:50 <anonymousmoron> dude.. like why do that?!
12:08:04 <shadsam> dont fuck with lighter gas
12:08:21 <shadsam> the refiller................
12:08:40 * anonymousmoron shakes head
12:08:57 <shadsam> perfect for youtube
12:09:29 <shadsam> 11pm last night
12:09:40 <shadsam> was a freakout
12:10:27 <anonymousmoron> bored
12:10:31 <anonymousmoron> someone bring coffee
12:10:38 <shadsam> crazy
12:10:40 <shadsam> me2
12:10:53 <anonymousmoron> you in melb?
12:11:01 <shadsam> sydney dude
12:12:49 <anonymousmoron> damn
12:13:08 <anonymousmoron> so you gay like everyone else here? :P
12:17:19 <anonymousmoron> jk geeez :P
12:21:24 <slinky_J> cold out
12:21:51 <anonymousmoron> hai slinky_J
12:22:02 <slinky_J> heya
12:22:04 <slinky_J> how r u
12:22:13 <slinky_J> is it a holiday today?
12:22:45 <anonymousmoron> alright. you?
12:22:45 <anonymousmoron> yeah
12:24:02 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t31.0-8/11393618_870724676328519_1369517123155981845_o.jpg
12:24:04 <slinky_J> aaaaaahahahaha
12:24:08 <slinky_J> oh a bit fucked off
12:24:12 <slinky_J> had bad dreams
12:24:23 <slinky_J> always in a mood after them
12:25:17 <anonymousmoron> lol
12:25:19 <anonymousmoron> nice link
12:25:22 <slinky_J> hahaha
12:25:30 <slinky_J> american dude from our clan tagged me
12:25:38 <slinky_J> it tag someone whos gay
12:25:41 <slinky_J> the fucker
12:25:44 <slinky_J> i aint gay LOL
12:26:03 <slinky_J> only on irc ;)
12:26:50 <anonymousmoron> damn slinky_J
12:27:00 <anonymousmoron> nate will be devastated
12:27:56 <slinky_J> lol
12:30:00 <slinky_J> man sat was nice n sunny
12:30:10 <slinky_J> today is like teh world is dyin :(
12:31:16 <anonymousmoron> where are you?
12:42:17 <slinky_J> o man this is cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_VQm88Foro
12:42:26 <slinky_J> rock cover of the grey theme xD
12:42:27 <slinky_J> adelaide
12:42:41 <anonymousmoron> ahhh
12:42:49 <anonymousmoron> it's sunny but not warm here
13:07:20 <slinky_J> ow
13:08:24 <slinky_J> i love these ainsley harriot packets of cous cous or risotto
13:08:26 <slinky_J> so gooo
13:14:42 Quit: anonymousmoron ([email protected]) Connection closed
13:29:41 * shadsam slaps steven_ around a bit with a large trout
13:29:43 * shadsam slaps steven_ around a bit with a large trout
13:29:49 * shadsam slaps steven_ around a bit with a large trout
13:40:01 Nick: christopher is now known as Tupac
14:04:27 Quit: shadsam ([email protected]) EOF from client
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14:12:52 * shadsam slaps steven_ around a bit with a large trout
14:12:53 * shadsam slaps steven_ around a bit with a large trout
14:19:16 Quit: shadsam ([email protected]) Quit: fuk.
14:31:30 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
14:45:16 Topic Is: Welcome to Austnet's most friendly LGBT channel
14:45:16 Set By: (bios) on: Sun Jun 07 22:59:37 2015
15:42:11 Nick: Tupac is now known as BookFace
15:55:42 Join: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
16:36:34 Join: _steven_ ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
16:36:52 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo _steven_ damian nate
16:36:59 Mode: (by steven_) +oo slinky_J TokenDaRing
16:37:09 Quit: _steven_ ([email protected]) Quit: changing servers
16:37:32 Nick: BookFace is now known as Exo
16:45:19 <steven_> poooooooop
16:45:21 <steven_> monday done
16:45:56 <TokenDaRing> sup
16:46:20 <steven_> nuffin much
16:46:23 <steven_> just got homeeeeeeeee
16:46:38 <steven_> perm banned from xbox live :~(
16:48:34 <TokenDaRing> shit
16:49:47 Join: ladifingda ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
16:49:56 <steven_> just an account ban
16:50:01 <steven_> i made a new one!
16:50:03 <steven_> ;p
16:50:14 <steven_> console ban will come by friday =p
16:50:22 <ladifingda> hai
16:52:01 <steven_> haiii
17:03:11 Quit: ladifingda ([email protected]) Connection closed
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17:10:23 Quit: ladifingda ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
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17:15:43 <steven_> hi
17:16:18 <ladifingda> hey phteven
17:18:45 <steven_> hiiiiiiiiiiiii
17:18:50 Mode: (by steven_) +o ladifingda
17:19:32 <ladifingda> thanks
17:20:02 <steven_> no problemmmmmmmmmmmmz
17:20:06 <steven_> whats the gosss
17:22:05 <ladifingda> just bored!
17:22:15 <steven_> ye ey
17:22:16 <steven_> same!
17:36:35 <steven_> SNAP Unknown command
17:36:45 <steven_> nate
17:50:40 <steven_> [15:42] <MeeZahhhh> how much for master prestige
17:50:41 <steven_> [15:50] <steven> $100000000
17:55:22 Quit: Saemon ([email protected]) Connection closed
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18:03:45 Quit: ladifingda ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
18:05:59 <nate> hi steven, did u get SPRUNG!
18:06:17 <nate> talkin ya self up, i bet :D
18:08:47 <steven_> hahaah
18:08:50 Mode: (by steven_) +o Saemon
18:08:52 <steven_> nar
18:08:56 <steven_> i just didnt wanna do it
18:08:57 <steven_> ;p
18:15:32 <slinky_J> fk tisk off
18:15:52 <slinky_J> lol
18:19:08 <TokenDaRing> lol slinky_J
18:19:27 <TokenDaRing> dont like his music man?
18:29:53 Join: ladifingda ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
18:30:01 <slinky_J> haha
18:31:11 <ladifingda> hai slinky_J
18:31:35 <steven_> slinky winky
18:31:40 Mode: (by steven_) +o ladifingda
18:33:30 <ladifingda> thx luv
18:35:12 <nate> Nelly - Hot In Herre
18:35:49 <nate> im gonna jump in the steam room tomorrow, and think of steven :P
18:35:56 Quit: ladifingda ([email protected]) Connection closed
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18:37:04 <nate> penthouse rooftop birds im feeding!
18:37:46 * nate poppin dem birdseed bottlez
18:37:54 <ladifingda> wtf phone
18:38:22 <slinky_J> aha
18:38:34 <slinky_J> wb
18:38:58 <ladifingda> what it say when i quit?
18:39:07 <nate> it said u love slinky_J
18:39:11 <nate> ohhhhh :D
18:39:47 <nate> slink, are u easy to love?
18:40:31 <ladifingda> well that's just common knowledge natey
18:41:12 <steven_> conection closed
18:41:16 <steven_> nn
18:41:38 <ladifingda> thx phteven
18:41:54 Mode: (by steven_) +o ladifingda
18:49:02 <slinky_J> lol
18:49:11 <slinky_J> it didnt say nethin
18:54:16 <TokenDaRing> hey
18:54:36 <slinky_J> TokenDaRing said hey
18:55:05 <ladifingda> hai TokenDaRing
18:56:20 <TokenDaRing> I've got a boner
18:56:22 <steven_> anyone got a mp3 player script
18:56:28 <steven_> for mERK
18:56:36 <ladifingda> that's nice dear
18:56:57 <steven_> all good little bitches like a bone
18:57:17 <TokenDaRing> wanking off over some madonna
18:57:43 <ladifingda> enjoy
18:57:50 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
18:58:02 <steven_> you got a sock? teach me your tricks
18:58:02 <slinky_J> lol
18:59:47 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
18:59:55 <TokenDaRing> mmm madonnas got better with age
19:00:12 Mode: (by steven_) +o nate
19:00:13 <ladifingda> if you like pruned
19:00:18 <ladifingda> prunes
19:00:37 <TokenDaRing> love the saggy bits
19:00:41 <steven_> haha
19:01:38 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/7eh23q
19:11:29 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
19:12:22 <steven_> amelia pelia
19:12:26 Mode: (by steven_) +o amelia
19:12:35 <steven_> hope your in a better moooooooooooooooooooooooood tonight
19:12:43 <amelia> woah shteven
19:12:47 <amelia> calm down
19:12:59 <amelia> why so uptight tonight
19:13:37 <amelia> i dont know how emma and nathaniel can live with you and your moods
19:13:46 <steven_> lol
19:13:49 <steven_> neither
19:14:35 <amelia> i jus had a nap
19:14:38 <amelia> it was joy
19:14:42 <amelia> the end
19:15:39 <steven_> nanna nap
19:15:40 <steven_> for nanna
19:16:07 <steven_> haha
19:16:11 <steven_> people join my game on xbox
19:16:13 <steven_> im like
19:16:16 <steven_> 'whats up cunt'
19:16:16 <amelia> you're damn right
19:16:18 <steven_> they leave
19:16:21 <amelia> bwahahaha
19:16:28 <amelia> wot game
19:16:30 <steven_> 'sup faggot?'
19:16:32 <steven_> they leave
19:16:35 <amelia> dj hero
19:16:36 <steven_> blackops 2
19:16:38 <amelia> ahahha
19:16:56 <steven_> only one who stayed is sugar puff
19:16:59 <steven_> im sure thats nate
19:17:04 <amelia> AHAAHHAHAHAHA
19:17:17 <amelia> i have no doubt thats nathaniel
19:19:10 <steven_> same
19:30:02 <nate> i only shoot faces not heads
19:30:08 <nate> BOOYAAA!
19:32:26 <TokenDaRing> that was good
19:32:31 <TokenDaRing> just got off over madonna
19:33:30 <nate> even i dont know what guys like :P
19:33:35 * nate explodes
19:34:09 <TokenDaRing> amelia: who do you think is hot?
19:34:32 <amelia> male or female
19:36:54 <TokenDaRing> either
19:37:32 <amelia> i dunno i always like the dorks
19:37:41 <amelia> Mitchell Johnson
19:37:51 <amelia> goofy lookin cute mofo
19:38:02 <TokenDaRing> never heard of him
19:38:06 <nate> tall tanned and handsome;l
19:38:10 <nate> yes a dork :D
19:38:14 <amelia> the cricketer
19:38:30 <amelia> he got a goofy look to him nathaniel
19:38:48 <nate> he acts like a tradie ;D
19:38:51 <nate> cause he was one
19:38:53 <nate> ;P
19:39:07 <nate> hes got tats!
19:39:56 <amelia> http://7-themes.com/data_images/out/18/6830361-elisha-cuthbert.jpg
19:40:05 <amelia> she sexy cute
19:40:19 <amelia> yah johnson is well cute in everything he does
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19:40:36 <TokenDaRing> shes hoty
19:41:00 <amelia> yip
19:41:10 <amelia> way better than madonna
19:42:07 <xm> Which chick are yous talking about
19:42:10 <nate> yeah im lookin at johnson now, u may be right, disapointment :D
19:42:18 * nate spanks xm!
19:42:59 <TokenDaRing> madonna has some nice outfits
19:43:02 <amelia> http://thesoundalarm.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Bryan.jpg
19:43:03 <nate> http://www.bbc.co.uk/staticarchive/9a0ec4fe4ec642cf906bed50ace70b93bcd5bf60.jpg
19:43:03 <xm> What was that for ive been good all day
19:43:14 <nate> borother n sister, no boyfriend and girlfriend :D
19:43:33 <nate> spank is a good thing
19:43:35 <amelia> and that guy i jus linked
19:43:43 <amelia> wot a little spunk
19:43:46 <amelia> SPUNK
19:44:12 <xm> Nate are you gaga or madonna
19:44:26 <xm> Ur old so prolly maddy
19:44:26 <amelia> that's his wifey
19:44:29 <nate> i dont like either ;0
19:44:37 <amelia> she so pretty but i will punch her face in
19:44:46 <amelia> even tho she is karate champion
19:44:46 <xm> Madonna is great
19:44:58 <xm> How can you not
19:45:16 <amelia> madonna grosses me out
19:45:30 <xm> Maybe today
19:45:34 <nate> this sounds like a trap 2 me:)
19:45:38 <nate> im not liking madonna eva!
19:45:44 <xm> But shes got talent
19:45:47 <TokenDaRing> amelia: do you find chicks hot much?
19:46:37 <nate> are u asking for amelia bashes her box in for chicks?
19:47:01 * nate chases xm around the bed
19:47:08 <TokenDaRing> sure man
19:47:09 <amelia> yah i like to appreciate a good looking woman but i wouldn't get amongst her vagina
19:47:35 <nate> top of the pops!
19:48:29 <amelia> nate did you look at this one http://thesoundalarm.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Bryan.jpg
19:48:33 <amelia> and token
19:48:47 <nate> a ginger
19:49:02 <nate> not bad lookin do
19:49:03 <nate> doh
19:49:04 <nate> ;l
19:50:21 <amelia> he is not a fanta pants
19:50:26 <amelia> he is an amazing pants
19:52:52 <nate> fuck u dieting!
19:52:54 <nate> eat the world
19:53:02 Mode: (by nate) +o xm
19:53:20 <nate> id be one of them fat chicks in bed with bedsores if i could stand it
19:53:21 <amelia> no pasta for you
19:53:45 <TokenDaRing> nate you'd have big tits at least
19:54:31 <amelia> silver lining
19:54:37 <nate> and a triple chin to catch my food
19:55:13 <xm> I must look dodgy. Im at the bus stop and the driver next to me used central locking
19:55:15 <nate> on da embarrassing bodies they always have this big lump at the front :D
19:55:39 <nate> lol
19:56:03 <TokenDaRing> xm maybe they're afraid you'll steal their stereo?
19:56:32 <nate> mabye a hot chick is in the car, afraid shes gonna get pregnant from xm lookin
19:56:38 <amelia> i cant watch that embarassing bodies show
19:56:40 <xm> Lol
19:57:01 <amelia> frankeh maybe he jus tryna protect you
19:57:21 <nate> infected bumholes is another classic from embarbods
19:57:29 <xm> Maybe hes jekyll and hydr
19:57:34 <nate> what u been doin to ya bUM!
19:57:36 <xm> Or a werewolf
19:57:45 <amelia> i googled man with biggest balls in the world
19:57:53 <amelia> i will prob never do that again
19:58:38 <nate> im bringin big balls back!
19:58:40 <nate> yeaaah!
19:59:05 <amelia> dem mother fuckers dunno how to act
19:59:07 <amelia> YEAH
20:01:27 <TokenDaRing> hahahah
20:01:27 <TokenDaRing> rofl
20:03:22 Quit: ladifingda ([email protected]) Connection closed
20:03:52 <amelia> wots token giggling at
20:05:44 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Connection closed
20:06:29 <nate> probably found his penis
20:06:35 Join: ladifingda ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:06:43 <TokenDaRing> yeah
20:06:47 <TokenDaRing> getting off again
20:09:34 <ladifingda> dude
20:09:40 <ladifingda> keep it in your pants
20:10:06 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:11:18 <nate> flop it around!
20:11:32 Mode: (by nate) +oo ladifingda xm
20:12:03 <ladifingda> geeez natey
20:12:07 <ladifingda> you too
20:12:24 <nate> more mess the better ;D
20:12:30 <amelia> we wouldn't have nathaniel any other way
20:12:47 <ladifingda> true hun
20:13:07 <amelia> ohhh is that nony
20:13:21 Join: shadsam ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:13:30 <shadsam> hi all
20:13:32 <shadsam> xd
20:13:43 <amelia> hay fwend
20:13:50 <nate> shadsam lap dance 4 everyone!
20:14:30 <xm> ladifingda, are you being anonymousmoron being anonymous?
20:14:53 <xm> oh yeah it is you
20:15:43 <shadsam> need an 8 ball
20:15:51 <nate> nun side and a wild side ;D
20:15:59 <nate> lady on the street freak in the bed
20:16:01 <shadsam> yup
20:16:02 <nate> etc
20:16:17 <shadsam> gimme ops beggers jeez lol
20:16:23 Mode: (by nate) +o shadsam
20:16:33 <shadsam> tar tank yews
20:16:37 <xm> becareful about giving shadsam @s. he's a hacker
20:16:44 <amelia> nathaniel you didn't even make him work for it
20:16:48 <shadsam> AMELIA hi sexy
20:16:51 <xm> lol
20:16:55 Mode: (by shadsam) +v amelia
20:17:00 <xm> amelia, this is shadsam
20:17:07 <xm> shadsam, this is amelia
20:17:13 <shadsam> k
20:17:17 <shadsam> tar
20:17:25 <+amelia> fanks wot an introduction
20:17:26 <nate> this is the back of my hand xm:)
20:17:31 <ladifingda> hai shads
20:17:35 <shadsam> can we have some privcy
20:17:40 <ladifingda> meelz!
20:17:45 <shadsam> hi there
20:17:49 <xm> nate, are you complaining that your ring finger is ringless
20:17:53 <shadsam> xxx
20:17:54 <+amelia> wot up nonypants
20:18:07 <nate> yeah no straws for me!
20:18:09 <xm> you wont be able to afford the goats i want for marriage
20:18:18 <shadsam> waitin for phucking graham
20:18:31 <+amelia> only special people get rings made out of straws
20:18:36 <nate> amelia hows straw honey, he gonna slide one in?
20:18:46 <shadsam> lol haha
20:18:50 <nate> HOMEBASE!
20:19:04 <shadsam> ive never seen a straw baseball cap
20:19:06 <+amelia> well i remember him being average looking and i was ok with that
20:19:13 <nate> WTTTTF~!
20:19:16 <+amelia> but he sent a pic and he looks bettwe than i thought
20:19:25 * nate goes home with xm
20:19:34 <shadsam> is that yew caff
20:19:37 <+amelia> now i feel like I'm batting above my weight
20:19:54 <nate> the first thought is often the correct one
20:19:58 <+amelia> i need to find someone uglier so i can be a queen
20:20:14 <xm> nate, my mattress is on the floor. it's all i have in the house. and this isnt some minimalistic japanesey thingy going on
20:20:20 <shadsam> no one is fussy
20:20:29 <nate> xm shuttup u cute shit :D
20:20:34 <shadsam> i have chocolate
20:20:54 <xm> nate, and i will sleep with 1 eye open so you wont sneak away
20:20:57 <shadsam> and a small penis
20:21:04 <nate> :P
20:21:16 <shadsam> grows huge thou
20:21:19 <xm> LOL
20:21:47 <nate> shadsam what the hell boi!
20:21:54 <ladifingda> lol
20:21:55 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/analoguechurch/area-51-xxl-spacerats-radio-nrg-mix-hd0
20:21:58 <steven_> hahahah
20:22:03 <steven_> sup shadsam
20:22:26 <shadsam> tryna get number 1 on youtube
20:22:45 <steven_> what number are you now?
20:22:55 <shadsam> not sure
20:23:02 <shadsam> nowhere close
20:23:09 <xm> where are you on reverbnation at the moment?
20:23:15 <shadsam> 2
20:23:20 <xm> who's #1
20:23:26 <xm> do you want me to send death threats
20:23:26 <shadsam> dunno
20:23:52 <shadsam> im 2 3 130
20:23:55 <xm> so how many songs have you sold on iTunes?
20:24:17 <shadsam> dunno but i got 40.000 hits other week
20:24:35 <xm> im thinking of putting all my songs on there
20:24:45 <xm> im not doing anything with it at the moment other than soundcloud
20:25:02 <shadsam> i got 2 albums and 2 singles on there yeah u should xd
20:25:07 <xm> you have a new album?
20:25:16 <shadsam> uhmm yep
20:25:24 <xm> and it doesnt cost money to put music on it right?
20:25:25 <shadsam> which i forgot bout
20:25:28 <xm> to create an account
20:25:40 <shadsam> not sure been so long
20:26:42 <shadsam> its a good idea to get radio play
20:27:08 <xm> ive had radioplay once but it was community radio
20:27:18 <shadsam> i just got a cheque for 650
20:27:23 <xm> not bad
20:27:26 <shadsam> buying serato tomorrow
20:27:45 <xm> for what time duration is that $640 for? how many months?
20:27:52 <xm> im surprised you still use SX 2
20:27:59 <shadsam> nah thats outa my cash
20:28:03 <xm> unless you're using really old plugins
20:28:08 <xm> oh right
20:28:16 <shadsam> i dont use cubase
20:28:37 <shadsam> its a fucking knitghmre
20:28:42 <shadsam> knitemare
20:28:51 <nate> night?:)
20:28:52 <shadsam> i said i did so others would copy
20:28:58 <xm> LOL
20:29:06 <shadsam> nightmare of an app
20:29:06 <TokenDaRing> shadsam: do you make much from making music?
20:29:06 <xm> so all this time i thought you were using Cubase
20:29:14 <shadsam> sounds gret but fuckin hell
20:29:18 <shadsam> i did buy it
20:29:23 <shadsam> 450 on eby
20:29:26 <xm> i think it's pretty bad except if you want to do cinematic scoring/orchestral
20:29:33 <steven_> ok
20:29:38 <shadsam> or long intros
20:29:43 <steven_> im going to show you my character on GTA :P
20:29:45 <shadsam> its midi the best
20:29:48 <xm> personally i think Logic is the best
20:29:49 <shadsam> midis great
20:30:22 <shadsam> costs thou
20:30:37 <shadsam> seratos gunna be unreal
20:30:49 <shadsam> 333 at jbhifi
20:30:54 <shadsam> or 250 off ebay
20:31:00 <xm> go ebay
20:31:04 <shadsam> delivery 300
20:31:11 <shadsam> all told
20:31:18 <shadsam> qldtake like a week
20:31:24 <xm> i dont know if htey would be as robust as 1200s
20:31:39 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/7ehsel
20:31:41 <shadsam> its pioneer the best
20:31:42 <steven_> tell me im hawwwt
20:31:43 <xm> those things could probably survive a fall from stairs
20:31:58 <shadsam> maybe
20:32:25 <shadsam> got the perfect little table redy
20:33:11 <shadsam> how did tisk get ops in sydney
20:33:15 <shadsam> like wtf
20:33:29 <ladifingda> who's that?
20:33:37 <shadsam> chris
20:33:43 <shadsam> christopher
20:33:49 <shadsam> mentl case
20:34:03 <shadsam> pot head alco
20:34:34 <shadsam> allways looses it
20:34:39 <steven_> its so glen looks normal in there
20:34:47 <shadsam> haha
20:35:00 <steven_> ;p
20:35:05 <shadsam> xd
20:35:51 <+amelia> so mean to chris
20:36:15 <shadsam> yeah true
20:36:31 <steven_> /invite tisk #NerdHacks
20:36:33 <steven_> haha
20:36:39 <+amelia> bullies
20:36:49 <+amelia> he harmless
20:36:52 <steven_> he gives me a laugh
20:36:54 <steven_> i dont mind him
20:36:59 <shadsam> hes a good bloke
20:37:01 <nate> i will hump him!
20:37:02 <+amelia> why the fuck is there vodka in my bathroom
20:37:07 <shadsam> just goes crazy
20:37:07 <+amelia> so unnecessary amelia
20:37:11 <+amelia> so unnecessary
20:37:18 <steven_> yep
20:37:28 <xm> vodka was the first drink i got drunk on. such fond uni memories
20:37:33 <+amelia> bwahahahahahhaaha
20:37:55 <+amelia> do you go red when you drink frankeh
20:38:09 <xm> i know about that Asian thing
20:38:12 <xm> i cant recall
20:38:14 <+amelia> yah
20:38:20 <xm> it's because of the enzymes
20:38:31 <xm> i hardly get drunk
20:38:37 <+amelia> something like that
20:38:55 <xm> i dont remember anyone commenting on it before though
20:39:34 <+amelia> maybe you're all good cos you'd know otherwise
20:39:52 <nate> im gonna get xm so drunk!
20:40:22 <+amelia> you predator
20:40:47 <+amelia> massive troll haha wtf
20:40:50 <slinky_J> i wish sbs would stop putting (premiere) or (series premiere) after the description of the show
20:40:52 <xm> i just never get drunk-drunk because after a few drinks it plateaus for me
20:40:53 <+amelia> WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE
20:41:01 <steven_> haha
20:41:10 <xm> i just relax, get more talkative and that's about it
20:41:23 <+amelia> aw you get tipsy ans happy
20:41:28 <xm> yes
20:41:47 <nate> what a load of nipples
20:42:22 <xm> nate, i would probably pass out if i drank a lot of course but i dont see the point of getting there
20:42:28 <xm> also i want to know everything i did/said
20:42:34 <xm> like scrolling up in real lyfe
20:42:51 <nate> im worried xm :D
20:42:55 * nate dances
20:43:44 <ladifingda> natey would take advantage of you
20:43:53 <+amelia> see I'm the opposite
20:44:01 <+amelia> don't tell me wot i did/said
20:44:01 <slinky_J> thats the fun thing about alcohol
20:44:13 <slinky_J> chillllzz u
20:44:24 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/7ehw92
20:44:30 <steven_> thats me on GTA nate!!
20:44:40 <+amelia> bwhaahahahhaahahahahahhaaha
20:45:16 <steven_> you like babez
20:45:21 <nate> thats yucky ;D
20:45:25 <steven_> hahaha
20:45:30 <xm> amelia, im a man of many secrets. i might blurt out when drunk my austnet password
20:45:35 <steven_> haha
20:45:45 <+amelia> stunning just stunning shteven
20:45:45 <xm> what if someone takes control of it
20:45:58 <+amelia> bwahahha frankeh i think you'll be safe
20:46:42 <xm> 'hey. what if nate is serious about all those indecent proposals? do you reckon i have a chance with the nate???'
20:47:12 <nate> u feeling ok xm?:)
20:47:22 <xm> i have had mental blanks before but not related to alcohol
20:47:29 <xm> i went to an from work and had no recollection
20:47:39 <xm> all i remember was being at work rearranging the icons to make patterns
20:48:36 <steven_> amelia, http://prntscr.com/7ehxik
20:49:36 <+amelia> you're a bit of a wanderer is all frankeh
20:49:41 <+amelia> shteven that is so fucking odd
20:49:45 <+amelia> bwahahah
20:49:52 <steven_> hahaha
20:57:41 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVjiKRfKpPI
20:57:44 <nate> for steven
20:59:01 <+amelia> AHAAHHA
20:59:20 <+amelia> I get it i get it
21:04:08 <steven_> ur a feg
21:04:09 <steven_> !
21:04:15 <steven_> i got that song in my car
21:04:20 <steven_> even though i skip it everytime
21:04:21 <steven_> ;p
21:04:39 <xm> LOL
21:05:10 <xm> block your kid's ears too
21:06:04 <nate> all of me, loves all of stevens crack
21:06:28 <steven_> lol
21:08:35 Join: BruceJenner ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
21:08:44 * BruceJenner twirls and twirls and twirls
21:09:00 <steven_> hahahahaa
21:09:09 <BruceJenner> `op
21:09:57 * ladifingda trips BruceJenner
21:10:02 <BruceJenner> `info
21:10:10 <+amelia> this channel has all the misfits
21:10:17 <BruceJenner> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
21:10:21 <BruceJenner> Saemon
21:10:27 <BruceJenner> Saemon my mannnnnnn
21:10:31 <nate> BruceJenner which home are u, mayo?
21:10:33 <TokenDaRing> Saemon is away
21:10:36 <TokenDaRing> with a hooker
21:10:41 <nate> sorry homo = home
21:10:42 <BruceJenner> I see
21:10:43 <TokenDaRing> the first hooker he's had in 4 months
21:10:50 <TokenDaRing> he had to scrimp and save for thje $120 for her
21:10:50 <+amelia> shteven prays on the weak
21:11:16 <BruceJenner> Saemon is a decent guy
21:11:19 <nate> short?:)
21:11:34 <BruceJenner> Why no chanop?
21:11:44 <nate> steven hacked it
21:11:47 <steven_> channel isnt registered
21:13:07 <BruceJenner> What goes on in here
21:13:13 <BruceJenner> Why did that cum stain simba ban me
21:13:22 <BruceJenner> Like anyone else was talking in there
21:13:26 <BruceJenner> Fucking CUM STAIN
21:13:26 <TokenDaRing> he doesn't like you
21:13:30 <TokenDaRing> you should abuse him
21:13:31 <BruceJenner> He is a SHIT STAIN
21:13:45 <BruceJenner> skid mark mate
21:13:54 <BruceJenner> I see he's not in here
21:13:56 <steven_> loooooooooooooooool
21:14:03 <BruceJenner> So I'm going to assume are all anti simba
21:14:06 <BruceJenner> I like that
21:14:11 <BruceJenner> simba is a SHIT STAIN
21:14:21 <TokenDaRing> simba doesn't like it if you mention his father fyi
21:14:32 <steven_> is simba a lion?
21:14:34 <+amelia> mufussa mufussa mufussa
21:14:45 <BruceJenner> ta TokenDaRing
21:15:00 <steven_> hahaahahahahaaha
21:15:06 <BruceJenner> <simba> suck it scum
21:15:06 <BruceJenner> <BruceJenner> Where's ya dad simba?
21:15:07 <steven_> my son just said somthing like that
21:15:26 <steven_> simba was moving to slow so i said, mufussa
21:15:54 <BruceJenner> thats what simba is
21:16:01 <BruceJenner> he's a piece of used toilet paper
21:16:16 <BruceJenner> scruched up with shit on it, then put in the bowl and pissed on
21:16:19 <BruceJenner> Thats simab
21:16:42 <+amelia> AHAHAHAA
21:16:47 <+amelia> Mufussaaaa
21:16:59 <+amelia> move faster I GET IT
21:17:00 <steven_> haah
21:17:03 <steven_> ;p
21:17:30 <nate> u better get it from straw boy!
21:17:44 <BruceJenner> simba uses a straw for felching
21:18:14 <nate> BruceJenner i dont give a flying shit what simba does :D
21:18:31 <BruceJenner> pfft
21:18:35 <BruceJenner> nice one nate
21:18:39 <+amelia> shteven makes the worst friends sometimes
21:18:44 <BruceJenner> a 'flying shit'
21:19:00 <nate> BruceJenner needs to play some xbox
21:19:02 <+amelia> needs to go church more often
21:19:04 <steven_> hhahaha
21:19:06 <nate> join steven online
21:19:07 <BruceJenner> Do you often fly shit?
21:19:21 <BruceJenner> PS4 mate
21:19:30 <BruceJenner> xbox 360 though
21:19:43 <nate> steven buy a ps4 aswell u poor carnt ;L
21:19:59 <BruceJenner> nate you are a fucking drip man
21:20:05 <BruceJenner> its just as well I have simba in my pm
21:20:14 <BruceJenner> otherwise id be unloading on you faggot
21:20:20 <+amelia> oh noez
21:20:23 <nate> BruceJenner u will blow u;l
21:20:27 <+amelia> dem threats
21:20:27 <nate> if u was of age
21:20:45 <nate> im not going to jail for u bruce!
21:20:58 <+amelia> nathaniel you would love it in jail
21:21:04 <xm> BruceJenner you need to baptised again now that you're a woman
21:21:12 <BruceJenner> xm yeah
21:21:14 <nate> no gym in jails anymore
21:21:17 <xm> it's a technicality
21:21:18 <nate> no good
21:21:18 <BruceJenner> I can do that
21:21:27 <+amelia> but soso much many peni
21:21:50 <nate> many contacts hey
21:21:54 <xm> nate, im 17. you're going to jail if the feds read my logs
21:22:03 <steven_> looool
21:22:16 <nate> xm you are still mINE! shhh :D
21:22:18 Mode: (by steven_) +v BruceJenner
21:22:22 <BruceJenner> `op
21:22:24 <xm> you gotta wait for a year
21:22:26 <steven_> looooooooooooool
21:22:35 <xm> if you truly gonna be my one love
21:22:38 <nate> im not waiting im old
21:22:48 <BruceJenner> How old are you nate
21:22:48 <xm> you'll be picarded by the time im 18
21:23:11 <nate> yes
21:23:19 <nate> BruceJenner 69 years old
21:23:55 <BruceJenner> you are such a fucking lamer nate
21:23:56 <TokenDaRing> picard looks like the kind of guy who's into baby play
21:24:02 <BruceJenner> rofl
21:24:07 <BruceJenner> Get picard in here
21:24:09 <xm> TokenDaRing, hahaha like the bib and the thing around the head?
21:24:10 <BruceJenner> Id like to speak to him
21:24:12 <xm> and holding a rattle?
21:24:18 <TokenDaRing> xm yeah
21:24:24 <TokenDaRing> probably wears a diaper too, shits himself
21:24:29 <xm> who knows what goes on in PMs
21:24:35 <nate> im not lame, my bits still work
21:24:38 <xm> he might be waiting for some lucky lady to fulfil that fantasy
21:24:51 <xm> who's ya baby
21:25:15 Mode: (by nate) +i
21:25:20 <BruceJenner> <BruceJenner> But where is your dad simba?
21:25:20 <BruceJenner> <BruceJenner> Is he a toilet bowl dweller too?
21:25:21 <BruceJenner> <simba> i win you lose scum
21:25:25 <BruceJenner> fuck off nate
21:25:30 <BruceJenner> You are a fucking dip shit
21:25:35 Mode: (by nate) -i
21:25:46 <steven_> ReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooW
21:25:52 <nate> BruceJenner must u be a turd :D
21:25:59 <BruceJenner> nate must be
21:26:01 <steven_> get him nate
21:26:09 <nate> i will eat his poo!
21:26:10 <steven_> ;p
21:26:14 <steven_> hahahaahaha
21:26:15 <BruceJenner> rofl
21:26:19 * BruceJenner shits in nates mouth
21:26:22 <BruceJenner> eat it slut
21:26:24 <BruceJenner> eat it slut
21:26:24 <steven_> hahahaahaha
21:27:41 <nate> what music u like BruceJenner?
21:27:49 <steven_> kayne west
21:27:52 <BruceJenner> Metal mostly
21:28:12 <steven_> rip ya fucking head off music ?
21:28:16 <BruceJenner> Pantera, Metallica, Machine Head, Korn etc
21:28:34 <nate> new metal, not death metal?
21:28:47 <BruceJenner> Not death
21:28:51 <BruceJenner> I don't mind Opeth
21:29:21 <steven_> nate wants to take a look at your prostate
21:29:35 <BruceJenner> Be my guest faggot
21:29:41 * BruceJenner presents for nate
21:29:46 <steven_> get in there nate
21:29:51 <BruceJenner> use a glove
21:29:51 <BruceJenner> ffs
21:29:55 <steven_> deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
21:29:55 <BruceJenner> I dont want anything
21:29:57 <nate> love glove!
21:30:00 <steven_> BruceJenner, dont push back
21:30:04 <BruceJenner> rofl
21:30:31 <nate> In Flames - Come Clarity
21:31:09 <steven_> going for a ciggy but brainnnnnnnnnnn
21:31:41 <nate> BruceJenner do u make any friends on irc, or just act like a total stain all day long :D
21:31:51 <BruceJenner> rofl
21:32:01 <BruceJenner> Why would I want to make friends on irc?
21:32:09 <BruceJenner> So to answer your question
21:32:15 <BruceJenner> stain
21:32:17 Quit: ladifingda ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
21:32:21 <BruceJenner> sorry total stain
21:32:23 <nate> friends are the best things in the world :D
21:32:30 <BruceJenner> I have friends
21:32:33 <nate> especially fuck friends
21:32:34 Join: ladifingda ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
21:32:38 * nate looks at bruce
21:32:47 <+amelia> nonypalony
21:32:49 Join: SpanishGuy12 ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
21:32:50 <bios> Peak Broken: SpanishGuy12 ([email protected]) set the new peak at 19 (last broke 15 weeks 1 day 19 hours 36 minutes 22 seconds)
21:33:02 <nate> SpanishGuy always breaks the peak
21:33:03 <+amelia> woah spanish is famous now!!!
21:33:12 <SpanishGuy12> oh okay
21:33:14 <xm> chicks dig fame
21:33:17 <SpanishGuy12> whats this all about
21:33:19 <xm> SpanishGuy12 is gonna score soon
21:33:22 <SpanishGuy12> I know Im famous
21:33:27 <xm> now flaunt it
21:33:31 <nate> SpanishGuy is only 12 and famous now
21:33:40 <+amelia> sign nathaniels bum Spanish
21:33:40 <xm> he's the austnet bieber
21:33:48 <BruceJenner> Later FAGGOTS
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21:34:06 <nate> bruce is off to play with his pretend friends
21:34:26 <+amelia> stevens m8
21:35:01 <+amelia> bad influences on steven
21:35:12 <+amelia> we are going to lose him soon
21:36:35 <ladifingda> meelzy
21:37:22 <+amelia> my poor puppy :( i whooped her ass and sent her outside for pissing on the carpet
21:37:33 <+amelia> turns out it was jus the shadow of the door handle on the carpet
21:38:08 <steven_> peak broken!
21:38:09 <steven_> ;p
21:38:15 Mode: (by steven_) +oo ladifingda SpanishGuy12
21:39:47 <nate> what is SpanishGuy12 up 2 tonite~!
21:39:56 <steven_> hahhah
21:39:57 <steven_> poor dog
21:40:01 <steven_> hope it pisses in ur shoes
21:40:46 <+amelia> I'll get her to piss in your weed bowl
21:41:21 <steven_> not on!
21:41:22 <steven_> :P
21:41:24 Quit: ladifingda ([email protected]) Connection closed
21:41:29 <steven_> it can now because it is empty
21:41:41 <+amelia> DON'T FUCKIN PUSH ME AY STEVEN
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21:42:23 <+amelia> why so uptight for anyway
21:42:45 <steven_> i dunno
21:42:53 <steven_> i think i have split personality
21:42:54 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV8JPZyJiuE
21:42:54 <steven_> ;p
21:43:01 <steven_> WE NEED YOUTUBE BOT
21:43:54 <steven_> need his youtube bot
21:43:59 <SpanishGuy12> chillin and relaxing steven and you ?
21:44:03 <steven_> you can all tease him just leave his youtube bot alone
21:44:08 Mode: (by steven_) +o ladifingda
21:44:13 <steven_> chilling bro
21:44:17 <steven_> just ripped a big bong!
21:44:24 <steven_> chillaxed the fuck right out
21:44:28 <steven_> yourself?
21:44:59 <SpanishGuy12> chillin and relaxing again as I said
21:45:06 <+amelia> AHAHAHA
21:45:07 <steven_> nice
21:45:43 <nate> Girls check out guys crotch bulge on train
21:45:56 <nate> i like how they lick der lips
21:46:00 <nate> funny as ;D
21:46:06 <+amelia> haha
21:46:15 <steven_> hahhahaaaa
21:46:36 <ladifingda> die phone >:/
21:46:47 <steven_> just rock around with a pair of socks down there
21:46:48 <+amelia> you using phone too
21:47:18 <ladifingda> yeah
21:47:26 <ladifingda> what app you using?
21:47:30 <steven_> phones suck
21:47:34 <steven_> androirc
21:47:38 <steven_> is the best
21:47:42 <steven_> ;p
21:47:46 <+amelia> thays rhe one i usinf
21:47:49 <+amelia> woah
21:47:51 <steven_> you suck
21:47:55 <steven_> irc999 is the best
21:47:56 <steven_> i mean
21:47:57 <+amelia> that's the one i using
21:47:58 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aL1oyCChEC0
21:48:03 <+amelia> you lie
21:48:07 <nate> Steve pops a massive hard-on in X FACTOR IDOL
21:48:08 <steven_> androirc sucks
21:48:10 <steven_> dont get it
21:48:12 <+amelia> i am the best and i am using the best
21:48:26 <steven_> nate
21:48:39 <steven_> http://lmgtfy.com/?q=findgoodmusic++
21:49:11 <ladifingda> don't have android
21:49:17 <steven_> irc999
21:49:21 <+amelia> ohhh
21:49:22 <steven_> mangoirc
21:49:29 <steven_> turboirc
21:49:32 <+amelia> i dunno wot to use on iphone then
21:49:41 <+amelia> maybe you should jus get a samsung
21:49:43 <xm> i irc on the iphone a bit
21:49:44 <steven_> irc999 is the best after androirc
21:49:58 <steven_> i dont
21:50:02 <steven_> but i help alot of noobs
21:50:02 <steven_> ;p
21:50:18 <xm> i remember irc999 being the best on the android tablet
21:50:25 <steven_> okay guys, lets go to the app store................
21:50:35 <ladifingda> what do you use xm?
21:50:47 <steven_> ladifingda, irc999 !
21:50:48 <steven_> trust me
21:51:02 <xm> irc999 on the iphone too
21:51:22 <xm> except after the last iOS update it starts to crash now
21:51:41 <steven_> just blame it on austnet
21:51:42 <steven_> ;p
21:51:50 <ladifingda> alright
21:51:58 <xm> but it's the best one ive found
21:52:22 <steven_> or
21:52:23 <steven_> irccloud
21:52:26 <steven_> i dont know what it is
21:52:31 <steven_> but you get your own host
21:52:37 <steven_> banned from every network on the planet
21:52:44 <steven_> ;p
21:52:49 <xm> ive been thinking of writing an IRC client
21:53:00 <steven_> write me an ircd
21:53:00 <xm> ive written one a simple one before
21:53:07 <steven_> i'll tell you what i need
21:53:08 <steven_> ;p
21:53:18 <xm> i just need to read the RFC and im set
21:53:34 <steven_> austhex code pushed into unreal, rename nerdhacks
21:53:35 <steven_> ;p
21:53:38 <steven_> renamed*
21:53:40 <xm> which IRCD are you using?
21:53:45 <steven_> unreal
21:53:59 <steven_> why? because it was quick and easy
21:54:08 <steven_> ;p
21:54:28 <xm> i wonder who maintains the austnet server code now
21:54:44 <xm> i think they made it closed source
21:54:44 <ladifingda> let me know when you make one xm
21:55:17 Nick: mbison is now known as mbis0n
21:55:29 <xm> ladifingda, ill add a feature just for you. it will vibrate and meow when someone mentions your nick
21:56:20 <steven_> i think longie runs the show these days
21:56:28 <xm> yeah
21:56:29 <steven_> i know he does services
21:56:37 <steven_> maybe grems actually
21:56:48 <steven_> dunno dont care=p
21:57:04 <xm> we all know you're the one who pulls the strings
21:57:07 <xm> they are merely puppets
21:57:19 <steven_> shhhhh
21:57:34 <xm> this is just the shadow #asd channel
21:57:48 <steven_> your all getting O:lines
21:57:50 <ladifingda> haha thanks xm :D
21:58:03 <nate> a sad dix channel
21:58:06 <steven_> 250 operop access
21:58:41 <steven_> [19:58] -OperOP- OI! You are not opered
21:58:54 <xm> steven_ is like zeus. he gives everyone equal access to watch us fight into a deadlock
21:59:44 <xm> did you come from oz.org originally?
22:01:12 <steven_> everyone has the same power
22:01:23 <steven_> first server i ever used yeah was oz.org
22:01:27 <xm> this is the round table
22:01:35 <xm> which channels?
22:01:47 <steven_> #perth
22:01:50 <steven_> ahh
22:01:57 <steven_> my brother use to use irc
22:02:00 <steven_> thats how i got onto it
22:02:03 <xm> i see
22:02:06 <steven_> he use to chat to his mates from skool
22:02:14 <xm> yeah same
22:02:14 <steven_> so i would go on after him and troll everyone
22:02:15 <steven_> haha
22:02:18 <xm> haha
22:02:25 <xm> that's what little brothers are for
22:02:27 <steven_> get him banned from all his channels
22:02:28 <steven_> hahaa
22:02:38 <xm> i had my brother hijack my IRC from home when i was in the comp labs
22:02:41 <xm> and he said
22:02:44 <xm> "hi everyone"
22:02:48 <xm> "been to any good raves lately?"
22:02:52 <xm> in #rave
22:02:57 <xm> it was so clean cut
22:03:20 <xm> i freaked out. i think i wingate running, and then booted him
22:04:56 <xm> but i got back at him later by letting my friends listening to him MCing in this tape
22:05:07 <xm> -in
22:05:09 <xm> g
22:06:33 <steven_> hahahahaa
22:06:42 <steven_> back in the dayz
22:08:51 Quit: SpanishGuy12 ([email protected]) Quit:
22:10:06 <+amelia> der goes my bf
22:10:30 <xm> he is your motivation on the bike to cycle faster away from him
22:10:53 <xm> that probably wont reveal on mobile
22:11:06 <+amelia> ahahah wot issit
22:11:14 <xm> to cycle faster away from him
22:11:22 <xm> did he pester you tonight
22:11:33 <+amelia> ahaahhaa nuh he never does
22:11:45 <+amelia> only when shteven stirs him up
22:11:56 <ladifingda> i'll be ur bf meelz
22:12:19 <xm> i bet he's feeling good tonight that he's famous at the young age of 12. he's gone off to ring nan that his friends on the Internet say he's famous
22:12:30 <+amelia> nony I'm blushing *blush*
22:12:42 <+amelia> bwahahahahh good ol spanish
22:12:49 <+amelia> how old is he for reals
22:13:21 <xm> maybe he's just a dyslexic 21 year old Spaniard
22:13:51 <xm> but the general rule is that no one on IRC is under 23
22:17:02 <steven_> haha
22:17:09 <steven_> im 19
22:18:11 <+amelia> http://imgur.com/AsA65cI
22:18:24 <+amelia> who doesn't want a 25kg dog laying on them
22:18:52 <steven_> that dog is going to piss in ur boots
22:19:06 <+amelia> NO SHE NOT
22:19:19 <xm> pissinboots
22:19:19 <steven_> im going to chop up some weed
22:19:33 <+amelia> she goin to piss in your weed when you sleep
22:19:37 <steven_> ill take the lappy out there
22:19:37 <+amelia> it will dry out
22:19:40 <steven_> no chance
22:19:42 <steven_> mmmm
22:19:43 <steven_> yummmy
22:19:44 <+amelia> then you will wake up
22:19:47 <+amelia> smoke it
22:19:48 <steven_> as long as it drys out
22:19:51 <steven_> before i get to it
22:19:52 <steven_> its fine
22:19:58 <steven_> better not be wet when i get to it
22:19:58 <+amelia> you piss smoker
22:20:28 <steven_> :~(
22:21:15 <+amelia> she squishing my stomach i cant breathe proper BUT I MUST MAKE IT UP TO HER
22:21:58 <steven_> take a picture together
22:22:04 <steven_> or it aint happenin
22:22:24 <+amelia> that photo is her laying on me
22:22:26 <+amelia> dork
22:23:00 <steven_> i cant see u
22:23:02 <steven_> dawg
22:23:27 <+amelia> cos my head is looking at her head
22:23:29 <ladifingda> she's gorgeous
22:23:36 <+amelia> i kno right
22:23:37 <ladifingda> what type is she ?
22:23:38 <steven_> so am i
22:23:43 <+amelia> american staffy
22:23:51 <steven_> shhhhtaffy
22:24:43 <ladifingda> no wonder she's beautiful
22:24:50 <ladifingda> love staffies!
22:25:31 <+amelia> yah she de best
22:25:47 <+amelia> except when she runs up and jus sits on other dogs
22:25:50 <+amelia> fuckin jerk
22:25:59 <steven_> goood girl
22:26:15 <steven_> yeshhh you are
22:26:18 <steven_> yesshhhhh you are
22:26:29 <+amelia> bwahahha
22:26:35 <+amelia> she steals kishes
22:26:38 <+amelia> i show you nony
22:27:41 <ladifingda> oooh yes!
22:28:02 <+amelia> :)
22:28:04 <ladifingda> that is sooooo cute
22:28:10 <ladifingda> both of you
22:28:17 <ladifingda> adorabubble
22:28:19 Quit: shadsam ([email protected]) EOF from client
22:28:33 <xm> amelia, show me the dog pic and you. and ill show you me baby pics
22:28:42 <steven_> hahahaha
22:28:48 <+amelia> adorabubbleeeeee
22:28:52 <+amelia> ahahahahah your baby pics ey
22:29:21 <steven_> it was a typo, was ment to be d instead of p
22:29:35 <+amelia> ahahhaha
22:29:54 <steven_> ;p
22:29:56 <steven_> jokes
22:30:01 <steven_> fuck me
22:30:03 <steven_> 30 minutes
22:30:04 <steven_> then bedtime
22:30:05 <xm> lol
22:30:18 <steven_> mummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm can i stay awake longer
22:30:45 <xm> then you're fighting the final boss and she pulls out the plug!!!!!!!!
22:30:47 <steven_> so stoned right now
22:30:56 <steven_> yeah thats when shit gets real
22:31:02 <+amelia> fuckin
22:31:04 <steven_> her books go in the fire
22:31:10 <+amelia> mama used to ask us to do dishes
22:31:17 <+amelia> IN A MINUTE
22:31:19 <steven_> so i bought a dishwasher y0
22:31:23 <+amelia> THIS IS LAST LEVEL
22:31:44 <+amelia> CANT SAVE IT YET
22:32:02 <steven_> i hear that from my son ;p
22:32:06 <xm> lol amelia
22:32:14 <xm> MUM IM IN THE ZONE
22:32:28 <+amelia> bwahahahaahahaha
22:32:42 <steven_> 'dad dont you know anything, i cant save it untill i finished this mission idiot'
22:33:00 <steven_> "POWER OFF"
22:33:01 <+amelia> ahahahaahhahaahhaaaa
22:33:02 <+amelia> idiot
22:33:06 <+amelia> how old is he
22:33:08 <steven_> 8
22:33:12 <+amelia> DONT YOU FUCKIN DARE POWER OFD
22:33:18 <steven_> ahahaha
22:33:25 <+amelia> that shit is heart breaking
22:33:28 <steven_> he used to be a littleshit
22:33:37 <steven_> ;p
22:34:01 <steven_> i remember when he was like 4
22:34:05 <steven_> and he would get upset
22:34:10 <steven_> he would just start swearing
22:34:18 <xm> lol
22:34:24 <xm> and where did he learn those fancy words from :D
22:34:28 <steven_> cousins
22:34:49 <steven_> his uncle's are like 2 years apart
22:34:52 <+amelia> ahahhhhhaha
22:35:04 <+amelia> so bad but so funny when kids swear
22:35:19 <steven_> "FUCKHEAD"
22:35:29 <steven_> i laugh
22:35:40 <steven_> i know its bad but its funny when its once off
22:35:46 <+amelia> my friend has a lil girl and i threw her dora the explorer up to the ceiling fan and she cute loose at me
22:35:51 <xm> i love it just as much when birds (animals) swear too
22:35:55 <+amelia> cut*
22:35:56 <steven_> he dont swear at all now
22:35:57 <steven_> ;p
22:36:42 <xm> ya gotta teach 'em when they're young
22:37:11 <steven_> he has the coolest dad
22:37:19 <steven_> hacks all his games for him
22:37:21 <steven_> haha
22:37:41 <xm> my dad used to hog our games
22:37:46 <xm> we only had a shitty atari 2600
22:37:52 <steven_> well the game i normally play
22:37:55 <xm> only had 2 games forever
22:38:05 <steven_> he has been playing since he was 3 so he is pretty good at it
22:38:06 <steven_> ;p
22:38:43 <steven_> atari was the bomb!
22:38:43 <steven_> :P
22:38:49 <steven_> joystick controlers
22:39:02 <steven_> how many times would they break
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22:39:41 Mode: (by steven_) +o shadsam
22:40:48 <+amelia> is atari the one thay had that aeroplane game
22:40:57 <+amelia> i think one black plane ans one yellow
22:40:58 <steven_> loooooooool
22:41:00 <steven_> are you blnde
22:41:01 <steven_> ?
22:41:11 <+amelia> yes
22:41:12 <+amelia> haha
22:41:14 <steven_> ok
22:41:17 <steven_> explains its!
22:41:22 <+amelia> WOT
22:41:22 <steven_> -s
22:41:33 <steven_> haha jokes gurl
22:41:36 <steven_> so uptight
22:41:45 <xm> atari 2600 is one of the oldest ones
22:41:47 <+amelia> ahahahaha
22:41:51 <+amelia> ima snap you
22:42:04 <xm> one of the first consoles i think
22:42:10 <xm> i had frogger and midnight magic
22:43:26 <steven_> im only 19
22:43:29 <steven_> what is atari ?
22:43:38 <steven_> is this some kind of car?
22:44:38 <steven_> im going to bed
22:45:58 <+amelia> going to pass out
22:47:02 <steven_> nuh
22:47:06 <steven_> having a shower first
22:51:58 <+amelia> think of nathaniel when washing your willy
22:52:15 <nate> that will make it dirtier ;l
22:55:26 <xm> lol
23:10:42 <steven_> haha
23:21:05 Join: SpanishGuy12 ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
23:21:12 <SpanishGuy12> Back !
23:21:36 <steven_> wb
23:21:41 <SpanishGuy12> thx
23:21:41 <xm> SpanishGuy12 we were playing a guessing game before about your age
23:21:42 <+amelia> that makes shteven happy :)
23:21:44 <xm> i think you're 21
23:21:53 <steven_> i just got out the shower
23:22:06 <SpanishGuy12> k
23:22:07 <steven_> playing 'human towel holder'
23:22:26 <+amelia> bwhahahaahahahaa
23:22:35 <+amelia> how old are you spanish
23:22:36 <steven_> dont tell me you guys havnt played that before
23:22:57 Mode: (by steven_) +o SpanishGuy12
23:23:49 <ladifingda> what are you talking about phteven?
23:24:02 <steven_> i dnt even know
23:24:38 <ladifingda> makes 2 of us
23:24:53 <steven_> more then that
23:25:21 <ladifingda> yeah.. no one else knows what you're saying either
23:26:41 <steven_> coooool
23:28:10 <ladifingda> I still want 2 have ur babies tho
23:29:50 <steven_> haaaaaaaaaaaa
23:30:37 <+amelia> oooooh girl emma gon snap yo neck
23:31:00 <steven_> hahahaha
23:31:00 <SpanishGuy12> lol
23:31:10 <steven_> skitch em
23:31:41 <SpanishGuy12> Hi amelia
23:31:43 <SpanishGuy12> :)
23:32:13 <nate> SpanishGuy would make a ring outta dirty socks!
23:32:57 <nate> whats something romantic u would do for a girl, spanishMAN!
23:33:21 <xm> cock ring
23:35:11 <nate> if only i had a box, i would get attention :D
23:37:42 <+amelia> bl
23:38:33 <steven_> nate is a lad
23:39:56 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Quit: .
23:42:20 <ladifingda> lol
23:42:33 <ladifingda> what makes you think that natey?
23:44:12 <nate> i know what SpanishGuy likes ;P
23:44:19 <nate> beaver!
23:44:25 <nate> big brown beaver
23:44:56 <ladifingda> ahh right
23:45:16 <ladifingda> you want mine hun?
23:45:36 <TokenDaRing> just had a good wank over Julianne Moore
23:45:47 <nate> lol token u like the oldies
23:45:57 <nate> i will have TokenDaRings box
23:54:25 <ladifingda> bish
23:54:33 <ladifingda> mine not good enough?
23:56:44 <nate> hehe ;D
23:58:52 <TokenDaRing> ladifingda: are you an older woman?
23:59:37 <ladifingda> how old are you talking about?
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