// #nerdhacks — 2015-06-03
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21:15:00 <steven_> spanishguy left
21:15:00 <steven_> ;{
21:15:00 <DoC> LOL
21:15:00 <steven_> hahahahhaa
21:16:00 <nate> spanish guy must have a female brain, so emotional
21:16:00 <DoC> steven_ asked him to suck a penis
21:16:00 <steven_> i told him not to worry, he is like yeah, boom gone!
21:17:00 <amelia> you guys hurt his feeling
21:17:00 <DoC> steven_ get him back man
21:17:00 <DoC> lol
21:17:00 <DoC> u cant do this to spanishguy steven
21:17:00 <steven_> i dont know how
21:17:00 <steven_> hahahahahhaaha
21:17:00 <amelia> bullies
21:17:00 <steven_> he joined to tune all the chicks
21:17:00 <steven_> no chicks tonight
21:17:00 <steven_> he is gone
21:18:00 <steven_> amelia slipt past him
21:18:00 <DoC> yeah he wants to date with 14 year old girl
21:18:00 <nate> does he even live in australia
21:18:00 <amelia> I'm tryin the whole treat em mean keep em keen
21:18:00 <steven_> im not sure
21:18:00 <steven_> 2 seconds
21:18:00 <amelia> fuck you spanish cword!×#!1$
21:18:00 <amelia> etc
21:19:00 <nate> amelia dont fall for his charms and start riding him around the house
21:19:00 <amelia> neighhhhh
21:19:00 <steven_> he lives in NSW
21:20:00 <DoC> lol
21:20:00 <nate> if hes going online for girls. must mean he has one leg or somethin
21:20:00 <DoC> do /invite
21:20:00 <DoC> steven_
21:20:00 <steven_> hang on
21:20:00 <steven_> im working on it
21:21:00 <DoC> yeah tell him to get his ass back ere
21:21:00 <nate> steven flash him a testical, he'll come running back
21:21:00 <steven_> hahaha
21:21:00 <amelia> are you talking about spanish
21:21:00 <steven_> yeh
21:21:00 <steven_> amelia
21:21:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elznTvx8l50
21:21:00 <nate> this ones a classic ;D
21:23:00 <steven_> k
21:23:00 <amelia> where's my best fwend emily
21:23:00 <steven_> im working hard
21:23:00 <amelia> or emma
21:23:00 <steven_> hahahaha
21:23:00 <steven_> she wants to come on here
21:23:00 <steven_> but forgot how
21:23:00 <nate> hope she dont forget how to suck cock
21:23:00 <amelia> she wants to see me again i jus knew it
21:23:00 <steven_> nuh bra
21:23:00 <steven_> well trained
21:23:00 <steven_> she is a troll
21:23:00 <DoC> lol
21:23:00 <nate> if thats what u like
21:23:00 <nate> its alright
21:24:00 <DoC> she likes plivent steven?
21:24:00 <amelia> is she your ellenbrook gf
21:24:00 <steven_> hahahahaa
21:24:00 <steven_> not sure
21:24:00 <nate> dont take her out in the sunlight
21:24:00 <nate> ;D~
21:24:00 <steven_> her and element fight alot
21:24:00 <steven_> hahaha
21:25:00 <nate> about who gets to tuck steven in?
21:25:00 <DoC> lol
21:25:00 <DoC> pullcock!
21:25:00 <nate> does this element live near u, steven?
21:25:00 <DoC> seriously pullcock & plivent love each other
21:25:00 <amelia> wotdafux is element
21:26:00 <steven_> yeh i know
21:26:00 <steven_> secret crush
21:26:00 <steven_> wb bro
21:26:00 <DoC> wb SpanishGuy
21:26:00 <amelia> hay pal
21:26:00 <nate> SpanishGuy tissue :D
21:26:00 <DoC> i blame steven spanishguy
21:26:00 <SpanishGuy12> I dont give a shit what they fkn say whether it a joke or not !!
21:26:00 <steven_> get em!
21:26:00 <DoC> steven told us how much crazy u are abt kids
21:26:00 <amelia> watch out its prob got nathaniels cum on it
21:26:00 <SpanishGuy12> Cheers Ameilia
21:26:00 <amelia> oh np
21:27:00 <SpanishGuy12> I dont give a shit what they fkn say whether it a joke or not !!
21:27:00 <amelia> oh dear
21:27:00 <SpanishGuy12> Leave steven_ out of this
21:27:00 <steven_> yeah babez!
21:27:00 <amelia> LEAVE STEVEN ALONE
21:27:00 <DoC> lol
21:28:00 <amelia> sitting there stirring his lil weed bowl
21:28:00 <steven_> hahaha sure am
21:28:00 <DoC> here comes plivent again
21:28:00 <steven_> you looking at my cam gurl!
21:28:00 <amelia> ohhhh steven
21:28:00 <SpanishGuy12> lol
21:28:00 <amelia> I'm gonna kick that weed bowl right out your hands
21:28:00 <amelia> mother fucker
21:29:00 <DoC> lol
21:29:00 <steven_> hahahahhaa
21:29:00 <steven_> fuck off
21:29:00 <steven_> dont touch the bowl
21:29:00 <SpanishGuy12> hAHAHAHHA
21:29:00 <steven_> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21:29:00 <amelia> gonna boot it
21:29:00 <nate> stevens my kid, i smack him alot
21:29:00 <amelia> make you cry
21:29:00 <steven_> ahahah
21:29:00 <steven_> cry alright
21:29:00 <amelia> kaboom
21:29:00 <steven_> nar i got heaps
21:29:00 <amelia> then get ma tootsies
21:29:00 <steven_> you will be chopping next one
21:29:00 <steven_> i dont care how long it takes
21:29:00 <steven_> haha
21:29:00 <amelia> and dance all over it
21:29:00 <amelia> so it goes into the floor
21:30:00 <steven_> had that happen before
21:30:00 <steven_> decent cops
21:30:00 <steven_> tip it out on the ground
21:30:00 <steven_> stomp on it
21:30:00 <steven_> have a nice day
21:30:00 <amelia> bwahahahahhaah
21:30:00 <steven_> dogggggggggggssssssssssss!
21:30:00 <amelia> at least thats all they did
21:30:00 <steven_> yeh
21:30:00 <amelia> coulda been worse
21:30:00 <steven_> [19:30] <@steven_> decent cops
21:30:00 <steven_> !
21:30:00 <amelia> werd
21:30:00 <DoC> DAWGS!
21:31:00 <steven_> dawwwwgz
21:31:00 <xm> im sure they came because they heard you hacked xbox
21:31:00 <steven_> haha
21:31:00 <xm> the pot was just a small offence
21:31:00 <steven_> 'stop h4x0ring xb0x'
21:31:00 <xm> hacking GTA is srs bizness
21:31:00 <amelia> shteven likes to tell lies
21:31:00 <steven_> thats why i got pimples on my tongue
21:31:00 <xm> amelia, gimmo = skype
21:31:00 <amelia> wotdedell is a gimmo
21:31:00 <steven_> hahaha
21:32:00 <xm> gimmo was that guy on the other night
21:32:00 <xm> harassing you, maybe you forgot
21:32:00 <amelia> ohhh i lose track of all the mofos harassing me
21:32:00 <nate> i only pick flowers, not weeds :D
21:32:00 <nate> xm what flower are u
21:32:00 <amelia> he is a tulip
21:32:00 <xm> probably a dandylion. coz i is dandy
21:32:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAA
21:33:00 <xm> im also very delicate
21:33:00 <amelia> ade dandylions the ones you blow
21:33:00 <amelia> are
21:33:00 <steven_> oh gimmo
21:33:00 <xm> yes
21:33:00 <steven_> he just got glined
21:33:00 <amelia> ohhhh
21:33:00 <steven_> zlined
21:33:00 <steven_> haha
21:34:00 <steven_> again~
21:34:00 <nate> where does gimmo live?
21:34:00 <xm> NSW
21:34:00 <nate> hit up some birds for him
21:34:00 <steven_> NSW
21:34:00 <steven_> bah
21:34:00 <nate> he needs something to do
21:34:00 <xm> i nominate him as the funniest troll ive ever come across
21:35:00 <xm> he gets extra points for doing the weird thing of believing in his lies yet knowing they are lies
21:35:00 <steven_> hahaha
21:35:00 <xm> it's quite fascinating
21:35:00 <xm> fascinating
21:35:00 <steven_> he is angry at me because element is on my network
21:35:00 <xm> yeah they hate each other
21:36:00 <xm> does element lurk on austnet anymore?
21:36:00 <xm> or is that classified nerdhacks information
21:36:00 <steven_> he see's all!
21:36:00 <steven_> :P
21:36:00 <xm> Glenn!!!! what are you doing here!!!
21:36:00 <xm> Glenn is the sort of person that if he sat next to a #NerdHacks person he would spray cologne on them in contempt. he is from #asd!!!
21:36:00 <xm> nah he's cool
21:37:00 <steven_> haha
21:37:00 <xm> but i think #nerdhacks has taken over ## as the cheeky channel now
21:37:00 <xm> well for the night
21:37:00 <xm> ## died in its ass i suppose
21:37:00 <steven_> also
21:37:00 <steven_> another person who had a cry for the same reason
21:37:00 <steven_> ;p
21:38:00 <steven_> that channel owner ;p
21:38:00 <xm> do you go on his server?
21:38:00 <steven_> nar
21:38:00 <steven_> officeworks went there and flooded
21:38:00 <steven_> so somehow its my problem
21:38:00 <xm> lol
21:38:00 <steven_> dave
21:38:00 <steven_> kodak
21:38:00 <xm> office works
21:38:00 <xm> taking care of business
21:38:00 <steven_> whatever you call him
21:38:00 <xm> yeah i know who kodak is. back in the 90s he had his box repaired in a shop and my friend had to fix it -- and saw the logs etc
21:39:00 <steven_> haha
21:39:00 <xm> but i told officeworks that but he said it's not him
21:39:00 <steven_> him and my mate 'sour' fight all the time
21:39:00 <xm> i dont think element is as bad as people think
21:39:00 <steven_> any of you guys know sour ?:P
21:39:00 <xm> i remember sour-
21:39:00 <xm> he was a naughty bugger
21:39:00 <steven_> he goes on nerdhacks
21:39:00 <xm> does he?
21:39:00 <steven_> yeh
21:39:00 <xm> another perthie
21:39:00 <xm> i dont know if he'll remember me
21:40:00 <steven_> when he first went on there
21:40:00 <xm> im the quiet guy
21:40:00 <steven_> about 8 people new him
21:40:00 <steven_> he was the popular one
21:40:00 <xm> lol
21:40:00 <steven_> i got to sit down
21:40:00 <xm> here sour-, take the first puff of me bong
21:40:00 <xm> plz, i insist!
21:41:00 <steven_> haha
21:41:00 <nate> xm u going to stevens for a play date?
21:41:00 <steven_> i taught him some elite xbox h4x0r teqnikz
21:41:00 <steven_> he does online marketing
21:41:00 <steven_> makes alot of $$$$$$$
21:41:00 <xm> nate, i will be there on my tuxedo. it will be a special occasion, for when i press the door bell and run off
21:41:00 <xm> pwn3dddd
21:42:00 <xm> im a bit curious about xbox h4x0ring
21:42:00 <steven_> uhhh
21:42:00 <xm> does it require much coding?
21:42:00 <steven_> let me show you something cool
21:42:00 <amelia> issit a dog skateboarding
21:43:00 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biCZJNFV8nI
21:43:00 <steven_> xbox running linux
21:43:00 <steven_> or windows 95
21:43:00 <xm> maybe i should do that with my xbox
21:43:00 <xm> i havent touched it for ages
21:43:00 <steven_> do it
21:44:00 <steven_> you can help me codes some shiznit
21:44:00 <steven_> make some $$$$$$$$$$$$$
21:44:00 <xm> a shame it didnt open with a nice big ascii drawn by chris
21:44:00 <steven_> haha
21:44:00 <xm> have you seen his ASCII?
21:45:00 <steven_> nuh
21:45:00 <xm> they are quite elaborate
21:45:00 <steven_> h
21:45:00 <steven_> yeah
21:45:00 <steven_> them little tiny fucking wierd things
21:45:00 <steven_> / \ / / \
21:45:00 <xm> what O/Ses do you run at home
21:45:00 <steven_> win8 / linux / windows server 2008rs
21:46:00 <xm> what's the linux box doing?
21:46:00 <steven_> uh
21:46:00 <steven_> running ircd
21:46:00 <xm> oh yeah i forgot
21:46:00 <steven_> psybnc
21:46:00 <steven_> new ip > 103.25.56.228
21:47:00 <xm> ive never ran a webserver on a public box before
21:47:00 <xm> you run apache?
21:47:00 <nate> xm this nerd talk makes me hot
21:47:00 <steven_> yeah
21:47:00 <nate> continue :D
21:47:00 <xm> im thinking of running nginx
21:47:00 <steven_> im messing around with mysql
21:47:00 <xm> but im not sure how frequently you have to update nginx and apache
21:47:00 <xm> i prefer postgres
21:48:00 <steven_> im trying to get my xbox to connect to my server
21:48:00 <xm> yeah?
21:48:00 <steven_> yeah
21:48:00 <steven_> long time goal
21:48:00 <steven_> ;p
21:48:00 <xm> im not that familiar with the xbox unfortunately
21:48:00 <xm> actually i just remembered
21:48:00 <xm> i gave it to my little sister
21:48:00 <steven_> i can irc from my xbox
21:48:00 <xm> because she plays those music games with it
21:49:00 <steven_> haah
21:49:00 <steven_> they are cheap
21:49:00 <steven_> if you do get one
21:49:00 <steven_> if you mod it
21:49:00 <xm> i do have a raspberry pi
21:49:00 <steven_> you can make your mney back ;p
21:49:00 <xm> i used to run erlich off it
21:50:00 <xm> it pretty much ran without problems non-stop
21:50:00 <xm> other than when the power went out
21:50:00 <steven_> think of a good hostname
21:50:00 <xm> ive got like 10 domains already XD
21:50:00 <xm> i also used to own giogle.com but let it lapse
21:50:00 <steven_> haha
21:50:00 <xm> i wish i didnt. that wouldve generated a bit of traffic
21:51:00 <steven_> plivent.loves.pollock.making.babies.at.nerdhacks.net
21:52:00 <xm> have you seen stebie's hostname?
21:52:00 <xm> the non-austnet vhost
21:53:00 <xm> ill have to remove erlich off the box when i run the www server on it
21:53:00 <xm> i do not want to have those saucy IRC logs leaked to public
21:53:00 <xm> if i got h4x0r3d
21:55:00 <steven_> lol
21:55:00 <steven_> hot irc gossip
21:55:00 <steven_> ;p
21:56:00 <xm> ./notice nate how was ur personal training today ;p ... hey u wanna get personal with me ;p~~~~
21:56:00 <steven_> dont start him!
21:56:00 <steven_> :P
21:56:00 <steven_> him and amelia are in a hot pm right now
21:57:00 <steven_> steaming
21:57:00 <xm> i bet
21:57:00 <steven_> we need tisk in here
21:57:00 <steven_> hahaha
21:57:00 <xm> amelia is talking to him in skype, saying the word butt in 50 different languages
21:57:00 <amelia> guzitsa is his favourite
21:58:00 <steven_> haha
21:58:00 <steven_> car pulled up
21:58:00 <steven_> hope its not my mates
21:58:00 <steven_> !!!!!!!!
22:00:00 <xm> stop
22:00:00 <xm> we police
22:00:00 <xm> no more xbox h4x0ring
22:01:00 <steven_> hahah
22:01:00 <steven_> it does happen
22:01:00 <xm> the only nerd related raids i heard was at Murdoch campus
22:01:00 <xm> over those warez hubs
22:02:00 <xm> they were timed at like 3am, it was weird
22:02:00 <xm> they were treated like bikies
22:02:00 <nate> LOL
22:03:00 <steven_> hahaa
22:03:00 <steven_> late night raid
22:03:00 <xm> they were probably awake then too drinking mountain dew
22:03:00 <xm> the coppers should have done it during the day when they were asleep and skipping classes
22:04:00 <xm> which reminds me i better get a VPN
22:04:00 <xm> ill probably go with PIA
22:07:00 <steven_> ye
22:12:00 <steven_> ill check my uptimes
22:13:00 <steven_> steven@steven:~$ uptime
22:13:00 <steven_> 13:12:37 up 39 days, 2:09, 1 user, load average: 0.00, 0.02, 0.05
22:13:00 <steven_> steven@steven:~$
22:14:00 <steven_> and this is my local
22:14:00 <steven_> steven@lappy:~$ uptime
22:14:00 <steven_> 20:14:04 up 68 days, 3:20, 3 users, load average: 0.10, 0.04, 0.05
22:14:00 <steven_> steven@lappy:~$
22:14:00 <xm> erlich@uplifting:~$ uptime
22:14:00 <xm> 08:14:23 up 186 days, 1:15, 2 users, load average: 0.00, 0.01, 0.05
22:14:00 <xm> how often do you have to patch apache?
22:14:00 <xm> im curious how easy it is to manage apache
22:15:00 <steven_> im a noob
22:15:00 <xm> but you havent been hacked yet?
22:15:00 <steven_> nup
22:16:00 <xm> im just really paranoid of getting hacked
22:16:00 <steven_> cover your webcam
22:16:00 <steven_> then, who cares;p
22:16:00 <xm> i have with your photo
22:16:00 <steven_> haha
22:16:00 <steven_> other day
22:16:00 <steven_> mate rings me on skype
22:16:00 <steven_> his camera is black
22:16:00 <steven_> i ask him
22:16:00 <steven_> 'were you just wanking?
22:17:00 <xm> LOL
22:17:00 <steven_> he is like "yeah why"
22:17:00 <xm> hahahaha casually?
22:17:00 <steven_> 'your camera is still covered'
22:17:00 <steven_> hahaha yeh
22:17:00 <steven_> well
22:17:00 <steven_> with a big smile
22:17:00 <steven_> hahaha
22:17:00 <steven_> mexican kid
22:17:00 <steven_> he says he is 19
22:17:00 <steven_> i rekon he is 15
22:18:00 <xm> if he's 15 he's probably demanding you make hacks for him for free where he's got a taco as a head
22:18:00 <steven_> haha
22:18:00 <steven_> pretty much
22:18:00 <steven_> he is a modder himself
22:18:00 <steven_> so he isnt as bad
22:18:00 <steven_> i give him my hacks
22:19:00 <steven_> just c ustomise them to how he wants
22:19:00 <steven_> but add in some advertising
22:19:00 <amelia> you asked a 15 yr old if he was jus wankinh
22:19:00 <xm> the sensei and his student
22:19:00 <steven_> amelia
22:19:00 <steven_> he is 19
22:19:00 <steven_> havnt seen no i.d tho
22:20:00 <steven_> so i assume he is 15
22:20:00 <amelia> ahah i joking relax
22:20:00 <steven_> ;p
22:20:00 <amelia> soso uptight tonight
22:20:00 <steven_> hahahahahaha
22:20:00 <steven_> im not dawwwg
22:20:00 <xm> there are no crimes committed here except xbox hacking
22:20:00 <steven_> im chilling dawwwg
22:20:00 <steven_> relax
22:20:00 <steven_> stop getting paranoid
22:20:00 <xm> all 3.5TB of my songs are legit
22:20:00 <amelia> got yo cranky panties on
22:20:00 <steven_> hahhahahhahaahaaha
22:20:00 <steven_> <4
22:20:00 <steven_> <3
22:20:00 <amelia> haf another joint
22:20:00 <steven_> <2
22:21:00 <steven_> what the hell
22:21:00 <steven_> im so chilled right now
22:21:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaha
22:21:00 <steven_> hahaha
22:21:00 <amelia> woah woah woah put down the knife
22:21:00 <steven_> thats it
22:21:00 <steven_> your fucking getting it
22:21:00 <xm> steven_ is so chill he's got frost on his beard
22:21:00 <steven_> hahah
22:21:00 <steven_> hahhaahaa cya spanish!
22:21:00 <amelia> steven you little shit head
22:22:00 <steven_> you know how hard it was to get him back ?
22:22:00 <amelia> (SpanishGuy12) hey Steven said you said I was cool I want to say your cool also in private
22:22:00 <steven_> hahahah
22:22:00 <steven_> haahhhahahaahahahahaa
22:22:00 <xm> LOL
22:22:00 <steven_> [20:22] <@steven_> you know how hard it was to get him back ?
22:22:00 <steven_> then you told everyone
22:22:00 <steven_> hahahaha
22:22:00 <amelia> bwahahahahahhahaahhaahahhaha
22:22:00 <steven_> my secret
22:22:00 <steven_> dawwwg
22:22:00 <steven_> hahhaha
22:22:00 <amelia> lil mofo
22:23:00 <xm> kojo u mofo
22:23:00 <steven_> [19:22] <steven_> amelia said your cool
22:23:00 <steven_> [19:23] <SpanishGuy12> tell her shes cool
22:23:00 <steven_> [19:23] <SpanishGuy12> yeah dont care if they said it or not
22:23:00 <steven_> [19:24] <steven_> ;]
22:23:00 <steven_> [19:24] <SpanishGuy12> Tell them I dont give a shit what they fkn say whether it a joke or not
22:23:00 <steven_> [19:25] <steven_> join and tell them
22:23:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahaa
22:23:00 <steven_> hahahhaa
22:23:00 <amelia> (SpanishGuy12) Sory to Pm u
22:23:00 <steven_> drop amelia's name straight out
22:23:00 <steven_> haahhahhaha
22:23:00 <steven_> 'sorry to talk to you'
22:23:00 <amelia> (amelia) ahahahaha
22:23:00 <amelia> (amelia) he's pulling your plonker
22:24:00 <steven_> 'get your cunt out'
22:24:00 <amelia> (SpanishGuy12) why
22:24:00 <steven_> hahahhahhhahahahaa
22:24:00 <amelia> ahahahahhahaha bullly
22:24:00 <steven_> ur fucked
22:24:00 <steven_> fun times
22:24:00 <xm> wonder if he will take the bait:
22:24:00 <xm> <xm> hey im a child psychologist. if you feel that people on here are making you feel uncomfortable let me know. ive got a lot of experience getting kids to play nice
22:24:00 <amelia> ahahah ellenbrook tossa
22:25:00 <steven_> hahahahaa
22:25:00 <steven_> who the hell lives in ellenbrook
22:25:00 <xm> let's find out where steven_ lives so we can play the recording of the cop sirens really loud all the time
22:25:00 <steven_> ahha
22:26:00 <steven_> dayton
22:26:00 <steven_> private estate
22:26:00 <amelia> he's in ellenbrook
22:26:00 <steven_> keeps people like amelia out
22:26:00 <steven_> only joins during visiting hours
22:27:00 <steven_> wb bro
22:27:00 <SpanishGuy12> xhers
22:27:00 <SpanishGuy12> cheers
22:27:00 <xm> wb SpanishGuy12
22:27:00 <steven_> amelia is that you in that pic you just posted?
22:27:00 <steven_> you look hot
22:27:00 <xm> shit yeah
22:27:00 <xm> smokin'
22:28:00 <steven_> any more ?
22:28:00 <SpanishGuy12> what pic
22:28:00 <steven_> she just posted one before you joined
22:28:00 <steven_> not to bad
22:28:00 <SpanishGuy12> oh ok
22:29:00 <xm> i dont normally date models because of their mind games, but this could be an exception
22:29:00 <steven_> [20:26] <@amelia> http://prntscr.com/7cma1h
22:29:00 <amelia> ahahaaahah fuck off
22:29:00 <amelia> dorks
22:30:00 <steven_> ?
22:30:00 <steven_> oh
22:30:00 <steven_> na she didnt really
22:30:00 <SpanishGuy12> lol okay
22:30:00 <steven_> she did
22:30:00 <steven_> i dont know why she is so shy
22:30:00 <steven_> dont worry amelia
22:30:00 <xm> SpanishGuy12: focus your energy on nate (natalie)
22:30:00 <steven_> flaunt it girl
22:30:00 <xm> she's really, really hot
22:31:00 <amelia> Stevens sis is a hot piece of ass
22:31:00 <slinky_J> amelia
22:31:00 <amelia> he'll hook you up
22:31:00 <slinky_J> I was trying to stick up for u
22:31:00 <steven_> i have 5 brthers
22:31:00 <slinky_J> but you fucked it
22:31:00 <slinky_J> no offense.
22:31:00 <amelia> wot have i done now ahahah
22:32:00 <steven_> amelia, you fucked up chicken
22:32:00 <steven_> hahaah
22:32:00 <steven_> ;p
22:32:00 <slinky_J> nothing
22:32:00 <slinky_J> in melb
22:32:00 <steven_> slinky was tryn to save u
22:32:00 <slinky_J> yer
22:32:00 <steven_> but nup, you fucked it !
22:32:00 <steven_> nevermnd next time babez!
22:32:00 <slinky_J> then public opinion
22:32:00 <amelia> fuckin
22:32:00 <xm> you only get one chance with slinky_J (he keeps the score in notepad)
22:32:00 <slinky_J> wins
22:32:00 <slinky_J> every time
22:32:00 <steven_> hahahha
22:32:00 <amelia> missed my chance :(
22:32:00 <slinky_J> melb is shit
22:32:00 <slinky_J> needs to be hacked
22:32:00 <steven_> amelia so uptight tonight ?
22:33:00 <slinky_J> take all the ops out
22:33:00 <amelia> ahahahahaah I'm chilled dawwwwwwwg
22:33:00 <slinky_J> re do it
22:33:00 <slinky_J> steven_
22:33:00 <slinky_J> if u started a melb chan
22:33:00 <amelia> choppin ma weed
22:33:00 <slinky_J> ;)
22:33:00 <slinky_J> be good bro
22:33:00 <steven_> haha
22:33:00 <steven_> would be out of control
22:33:00 <slinky_J> lol
22:33:00 <slinky_J> yer
22:33:00 <steven_> anything goes
22:33:00 <slinky_J> be sick
22:33:00 <slinky_J> so do it!
22:33:00 <steven_> fight it out to the end!
22:33:00 <steven_> till you kiss and make up
22:33:00 <slinky_J> I aint asking for ops
22:33:00 <slinky_J> but do it
22:33:00 <slinky_J> no more those ops
22:34:00 <steven_> this is the new melbourne
22:34:00 <steven_> you just dont know it
22:34:00 <slinky_J> getting rid of ppl THEY dont like
22:34:00 <slinky_J> kinda is aye lol
22:34:00 <slinky_J> <3
22:34:00 <slinky_J> FROM THE START!
22:34:00 <amelia> kinda how you banned me from here hey slink
22:34:00 <slinky_J> simba wont stop pm me
22:34:00 <amelia> dork
22:34:00 <slinky_J> walking into a fist
22:34:00 <steven_> ????
22:34:00 <steven_> hahahaahhaha
22:34:00 <steven_> when did u get banned babez!
22:34:00 <slinky_J> i know where simba lives
22:35:00 <amelia> slink got upset @ me the other day
22:35:00 <amelia> removed me from the chan :(
22:35:00 <amelia> twas a pretty sad day mang
22:35:00 <xm> i had to bring down the #NerdHacks flag to half mast
22:35:00 <steven_> what did you do for the rest of the day
22:35:00 <steven_> to replace your steven intake ?
22:35:00 <amelia> cried for a bit
22:36:00 <steven_> nothing would of compared...........
22:36:00 <amelia> contemplated life
22:36:00 <steven_> yeh
22:36:00 <amelia> then got high
22:36:00 <steven_> sweeet
22:36:00 <steven_> i gave the lady at work some weed
22:36:00 <steven_> she is about 50
22:36:00 <amelia> bwahahahahhaahhaahhahaha
22:36:00 <steven_> one person u wouldnt expec
22:36:00 <steven_> butshe is cool as fuck
22:36:00 <xm> it could be for her son!
22:36:00 <steven_> i get along with all the girls
22:36:00 <steven_> na
22:36:00 <steven_> she said it was for her mum
22:36:00 <steven_> hahahahhaa
22:36:00 <xm> LOL
22:37:00 <amelia> i remember my dad called me up a lil while ago, really upset
22:37:00 <slinky_J> i mean
22:37:00 <steven_> since dad passed away she has asked me
22:37:00 <amelia> i was like wots wrong
22:37:00 <slinky_J> shut down melb
22:37:00 <slinky_J> n create it again
22:37:00 <amelia> he said "they kicked me off the golf course"
22:37:00 <steven_> //mode # +ik nerdhacks
22:37:00 <steven_> ;p
22:37:00 <slinky_J> steven_ uno it isnt hard bro
22:37:00 <amelia> i asked why and he said cos he was smokin weed
22:37:00 <steven_> hahah
22:37:00 <slinky_J> soz im dealin wit simba
22:37:00 <steven_> noice
22:37:00 <xm> my boss' dad smokes weed. and he's the last person you'd expect to
22:37:00 <steven_> simba has been here before
22:37:00 <steven_> hahahah
22:37:00 <amelia> ahahahaa
22:37:00 <xm> he looks like a mathematics professor
22:37:00 <slinky_J> simba lies
22:38:00 <amelia> (SpanishGuy12) that pic really you b honest
22:38:00 <steven_> [20:28] <SpanishGuy12> show me the pic of amelia please bro
22:38:00 <steven_> [20:34] <steven_> that was the one
22:38:00 <steven_> [20:34] <steven_> she told us not to say nothing
22:38:00 <steven_> [20:34] <steven_> but i showed ya
22:38:00 <steven_> [20:34] <steven_> ahahahaha
22:38:00 <steven_> [20:35] <SpanishGuy12> hahah okay
22:38:00 <slinky_J> dont ever trust that cunt
22:38:00 <xm> LOL
22:38:00 <steven_> ahahahahahahahahahahahaah
22:38:00 <steven_> as soon as he quits
22:38:00 <amelia> you fuckin
22:38:00 <steven_> we are copy and pasting
22:38:00 <steven_> haahaahah
22:38:00 <DoC> LOL
22:38:00 <amelia> tossas bwahhahahahghaagaaag
22:38:00 <xm> steven_, you've definitely got a lot of years of trolling under your sleeve
22:38:00 <slinky_J> simba hasnt said a word in melb
22:38:00 <xm> it comes naturally to you
22:38:00 <slinky_J> he's shitting his self
22:38:00 <steven_> yeh
22:38:00 <steven_> been doing it for years
22:38:00 <xm> i tried to retire
22:39:00 <steven_> all these kids, they try to be me
22:39:00 <xm> but it comes out now and then
22:39:00 <steven_> ;p
22:39:00 <steven_> yeh, i never lost it, i like doing it on skype
22:39:00 <steven_> hahaha
22:39:00 <xm> i was thinking of doing it over PalTalk
22:39:00 <steven_> haha
22:39:00 <xm> you remember that?
22:39:00 <steven_> yeah
22:39:00 <steven_> click to speak
22:39:00 <steven_> click to speak!
22:40:00 <xm> yeah
22:40:00 <DoC> yeah troll the dumb ass singers on paltalk
22:40:00 <xm> but i want to try video trolling to practice my acting skills
22:40:00 <steven_> only way to hear people on irc
22:40:00 <steven_> ;p
22:40:00 <steven_> 'paltalk me'
22:40:00 <steven_> someone start a server!
22:40:00 <steven_> haha
22:40:00 <amelia> the fudge is paltalk
22:41:00 <xm> amelia, imagine if IRC and Skype merged
22:41:00 <amelia> oh lord
22:41:00 <steven_> this kid messaged me 45 times in 2 hours
22:41:00 <amelia> the end of the world
22:41:00 <xm> that you could join channels and see/talk to people
22:41:00 <amelia> i barely got a grip on skype
22:41:00 <xm> there's also talkshoe that's good
22:42:00 <xm> steven_, do you know shane?
22:42:00 <xm> pz?
22:42:00 <xm> i used to talk to him on talkshoe
22:43:00 <xm> now and then i accidentally ring people on skype
22:43:00 <steven_> lol
22:43:00 <xm> and the other day on skype i nearly left it recording
22:44:00 <nate> xm in the da bath tub, leave it on!!:)
22:44:00 <steven_> i alwayz do
22:44:00 <steven_> i forget
22:44:00 <amelia> haha i jus accidentally called my friend on skype
22:44:00 <amelia> that lil phone fuckin button
22:44:00 <xm> it's so awkward isnt it
22:44:00 <steven_> haha
22:44:00 <steven_> my mate
22:45:00 <steven_> peter nose picker
22:45:00 <steven_> my skype mate
22:45:00 <xm> nate, i only bathe in fine goat's milk
22:45:00 <xm> you wouldnt see a thing
22:45:00 <steven_> he will pick a pearler then eat it
22:45:00 <steven_> when u question him about it
22:45:00 <steven_> he wil say
22:45:00 <steven_> 'so?'
22:45:00 <xm> is he Australian?
22:45:00 <steven_> U.K
22:45:00 <amelia> ohhhhhhhhh
22:45:00 <amelia> filthy lil mofo
22:46:00 <steven_> its ment to be good for ya
22:46:00 <xm> steven_, ask him if will eat anyone's booger or just his own
22:46:00 <xm> ask him what's the difference
22:46:00 <steven_> ahhahaa
22:46:00 <xm> ask him if he eats dried snot like sun dried tomatoes
22:47:00 <steven_> i told you guys about the toliets at work ?
22:47:00 <xm> yes
22:47:00 <steven_> booogas
22:47:00 <xm> yeap
22:47:00 <steven_> hahahah
22:47:00 <steven_> blood boogas
22:47:00 <steven_> there is a photo aswell
22:47:00 <steven_> ill post it when i got my phone on me next
22:47:00 <steven_> 'Dear Mr Nose picker,'
22:47:00 <steven_> ahahah
22:48:00 <nate> piece of brain came out aswell ;D
22:48:00 <steven_> this kid man
22:48:00 <steven_> fuck
22:48:00 <steven_> stewy pooey
22:48:00 <steven_> he shits like 5 times a day
22:48:00 <steven_> no joke
22:48:00 <steven_> picks his nose the whole time
22:49:00 <amelia> bleeeeeeeeergh
22:49:00 <amelia> boy talk
22:49:00 <nate> i love this age talk stuff dont matter how old u are if u look like a pile of rubbish
22:50:00 <steven_> hahahahah
22:50:00 <xm> https://www.dropbox.com/s/woywbsn3b88i9gs/Screenshot%202015-06-03%2020.50.14.png?dl=0
22:50:00 <xm> have you seen that?
22:51:00 <xm> that was actually used at Australia Post
22:51:00 <amelia> bwahahahahahahahhahahaahaaaha
22:51:00 <amelia> insane
22:51:00 <xm> but but but what if he was trying to be psychic!
22:51:00 <xm> and tell her he liked her ass
22:52:00 <amelia> and of course shes eating rice and has chopsticks
22:52:00 <xm> IRC HARASSMENT -- there's no excuse!
22:53:00 <nate> the asian looks like a model :D
22:53:00 <nate> luv me long time GI
22:55:00 <steven_> damian isnt even in here
22:56:00 <amelia> ol mate damo dalmatian
22:56:00 <steven_> uep
22:56:00 <steven_> yep
22:57:00 <nate> u know how to get to sleep have a big wank!
22:57:00 <steven_> yeh
22:57:00 <steven_> always helps
22:57:00 <nate> and then if that fails do it again
22:57:00 <steven_> after you recharge
22:58:00 <amelia> i dont even kno how i ended up in this channel
22:58:00 <nate> u had a big wank and joined
22:58:00 <amelia> ohhh dats right
22:59:00 <steven_> how did u end up here
22:59:00 <steven_> ?
22:59:00 <steven_> because im bashing whoever told u
22:59:00 <steven_> ;p
22:59:00 <nate> santa?
22:59:00 <amelia> ahahhaha I'm sure it was you
22:59:00 <steven_> who were you stalking
22:59:00 <amelia> you told me to
22:59:00 <steven_> na
22:59:00 <amelia> and join another network
22:59:00 <amelia> yes you
22:59:00 <steven_> bullshit
22:59:00 <steven_> !
22:59:00 <amelia> i am pretty sure
23:00:00 <steven_> i would of told you there when u were in here
23:00:00 <amelia> and someone else
23:00:00 <steven_> that
23:00:00 <steven_> nar
23:00:00 <nate> dr phil!
23:00:00 <amelia> you telling us both to join it
23:00:00 <steven_> u and nate yea
23:00:00 <steven_> but u were already in here!
23:00:00 <amelia> was it nate
23:00:00 <amelia> yah cos you i am sure of it
23:00:00 <steven_> cuz you whois'd me
23:00:00 <steven_> and need to know me
23:00:00 <steven_> me = more
23:00:00 <amelia> you wish jellyfish
23:01:00 <steven_> you dream jelly bean
23:01:00 <amelia> ahahah
23:02:00 <nate> you ream fish finger
23:02:00 <xm> i came here just to add another notch on my belt. to have @s in another channel
23:02:00 <amelia> IT DOESN'T EVEN RHYME NATHANIEL
23:02:00 <nate> hey im not black
23:02:00 <steven_> yeh easy @
23:02:00 <nate> i cant wrap!
23:03:00 <amelia> flamin heck
23:03:00 <steven_> everyone is equal
23:03:00 <amelia> no
23:03:00 <steven_> amelia is above everyone ofcourse
23:03:00 <amelia> you guys will never be as cool as spanish
23:04:00 <steven_> :~(
23:04:00 <steven_> we try
23:04:00 <steven_> amelia, type this
23:04:00 <steven_> /invite Tisk #NerdHacks
23:04:00 <amelia> wot that
23:05:00 <steven_> dont ask questions!
23:05:00 <steven_> just do it gurl
23:05:00 <amelia> I may be blonde BUT I AM NOT HEAPS STUPID
23:05:00 <nate> i tried to get tisk
23:05:00 <nate> no good ;D
23:05:00 <steven_> ahahah
23:05:00 <steven_> he was here before
23:05:00 <xm> i bet he will listen to me
23:05:00 <steven_> he got glined doe
23:05:00 <steven_> zlined
23:05:00 <nate> <nate> tisk join nerdhacks, i need you!
23:05:00 <steven_> jaahhhhhaha
23:05:00 <nate> who would turn that down
23:06:00 <steven_> alisid
23:06:00 <nate> be funny if alisid is tisk
23:06:00 <steven_> ahahaaa
23:06:00 <steven_> split personality
23:07:00 <nate> he rages against himself :D
23:07:00 <nate> good ploy
23:07:00 <steven_> thingy evaded his ban
23:09:00 <steven_> haahh
23:09:00 <steven_> they are starting again
23:09:00 <steven_> this time on this network
23:09:00 <steven_> hahahahhaha
23:09:00 <nate> is element another little man ?:)
23:21:00 <nate> they letting the little men battle arent they
23:22:00 <nate> people feed of each other ;D
23:22:00 <nate> off :L
23:22:00 <steven_> ;p
23:26:00 <nate> girls tend to age poorly
23:26:00 <nate> should i tell da boys
23:29:00 <nate> are all women goddesses, tell me steven!
23:30:00 <xm> steven is not 8ball!
23:30:00 <xm> have some damn respect nigger
23:31:00 <nate> he is in touch with his feminine side
23:34:00 <steven_> `8ball are all women goddesses
23:34:00 <bios> 8ball: are all women goddesses?? Would you like me to answer that?
23:34:00 <steven_> .......
23:34:00 <bios> 8ball: are all women goddesses?? Yes definitly.
23:34:00 <steven_> 8ball doesnt lie.
23:34:00 <nate> i dont want no 8ball bullshit
23:34:00 <nate> answeerr!
23:35:00 <steven_> `8ball is nate gay ?
23:35:00 <bios> 8ball: is nate gay ??? Its better if I don't tell you!
23:35:00 <xm> nate is person-person
23:35:00 <steven_> ;\
23:35:00 <xm> he doesnt like bots
23:35:00 <steven_> bios is a person
23:35:00 <xm> ur wish came tru
23:36:00 <steven_> `fun office
23:36:00 <steven_> damn
23:36:00 <steven_> haah
23:38:00 <nate> i wanna be a fuckin princess!
23:38:00 <nate> stick a finger in me
23:40:00 <steven_> alisid on #nate_mrloverlover
23:41:00 <nate> xm wants some lovin 2
23:41:00 <steven_> ;p
23:42:00 <steven_> ha got em!
23:49:00 <slinky_J> stupid butt
23:49:00 <slinky_J> cannot fit twenty carrots in
23:49:00 <slinky_J> ;)
23:50:00 <steven_> lool
23:55:00 <slinky_J> oh man
23:55:00 <slinky_J> doin stuff
23:55:00 <slinky_J> happens.
23:55:00 <slinky_J> :D
23:58:00 <slinky_J> I have to go abuse cows in very wrongs ways for a while
23:58:00 <slinky_J> no cows around here..
23:58:00 <slinky_J> ;D
23:59:00 <steven_> there is a cow
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