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01:59 Quit: StrykingX ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
11:56 <shadsam> ANYONE GOT A POINT BREAK TORRENT BROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
12:57 <Oskarr> I have that DVD.. why would you want to download it when you can buy it for $5
13:16 <shadsam> 2015 VERSION
13:20 <shadsam> NT 91
13:21 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> LOL @ DVD
13:23 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> LOW RES
13:32 <shadsam> LOL BRETT
13:40 Mode: (by shadsam) +v shadsam
13:47 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> 1080p or GTFO
13:53 Mode: (by shadsam) +v Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu
14:01 <+shadsam> BRETT HOOK US UP
15:04 Quit: shadsam ([email protected]) EOF from client
15:21 <smashmouse> id like point break on bluray eheh
15:27 <smashmouse> too bad its being remade :/
15:31 <+Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> https://thepiratebay.vg/torrent/8909693/Point.Break.1991.Bluray.1080p.DTS-HD.x264-Grym.%28_BTNET%29
16:34 <smashmouse> fuck that
16:54 <smashmouse> https://yts.to/browse-movies/point%20break/all/all/0/latest
17:12 <smashmouse> NOW LET'S COMPARE OUR DICKS LOL
17:14 <smashmouse> ahahahaha
17:27 <Oskarr> IN THE MIRROR
17:33 <smashmouse> lol
17:46 <smashmouse> "Do you want to fuck me?"
17:50 <smashmouse> *tucks it in*
17:51 <smashmouse> lol
18:00 <smashmouse> I find it hard to watch that scene.
18:22 <smashmouse> This drama, Joe with nic cage is great.
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20:05 <smashmouse> wb
20:18 Quit: shadsam ([email protected]) EOF from client
32:56 <smashmouse> fk me I didnt think there was ever going to be a scene in a movie that I seriously could not sit through.. and then it happens.
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42:36 Nick: Exo is now known as Lemonparty
21:02 <Oskarr> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/v/t34.0-12/11355568_816889201739045_130923294_n.jpg?oh=354b778c118891ebf79ec46d86d53803&oe=5583C396&__gda__=1434693156_8d36b8c0567b8fb0d590dde6eb0437df
24:43 <smashmouse> I don't think I could watch this film again lol
25:00 <smashmouse> lol Oskarr
26:58 <Oskarr> Says on my AVG "Whoops! It loks like you are using an illegal copy of this software"
27:09 <Oskarr> Say what?
27:29 <Oskarr> I paid for it and I have my own key.
28:25 Join: shadsam ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
28:32 <shadsam> `op me pls
28:34 <shadsam> `op me pls
28:35 <shadsam> `op me pls
28:39 <shadsam> ;0000
28:40 <shadsam> xd
29:13 <Oskarr> On your knees Wayne.
29:28 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) +o shadsam
29:33 <smashmouse> lol
32:19 <Oskarr> Lets see..
32:39 Mode: (by Oskarr) -o bios
32:45 Mode: (by Oskarr) -ooooooooooooooo aliasd anotherirc3r damian DoC Emma erlich Lemonparty mbis0n Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu rollman shadsam smashmouse steven_ StrykerX TokenDaRing
32:49 Mode: (by Oskarr) -o xm
33:00 Mode: (by Oskarr) -vvvv aliasd Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu steven_ StrykerX
33:15 Mode: (by Oskarr) +e *!*@*
33:27 <TokenDaRing> rofl
33:56 Mode: (by Oskarr) +vvvvvvvvvvvvvv aliasd anotherirc3r bios damian DoC Emma erlich mbis0n Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu rollman shadsam smashmouse steven_ StrykerX
33:56 Mode: (by Oskarr) +vv TokenDaRing xm
34:12 Mode: (by Oskarr) +hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aliasd anotherirc3r bios damian DoC Emma erlich Lemonparty mbis0n Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu rollman shadsam smashmouse steven_ StrykerX
34:12 Mode: (by Oskarr) +hh TokenDaRing xm
34:17 Mode: (by Oskarr) +ooooooooooooooo aliasd anotherirc3r bios damian DoC Emma erlich Lemonparty mbis0n Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu rollman shadsam smashmouse steven_ StrykerX
34:17 Mode: (by Oskarr) +oo TokenDaRing xm
34:32 <%+anotherirc3r> was that fun?
35:02 <Oskarr> Not really :/
35:04 <%+anotherirc3r> night anyway
35:14 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
38:38 <%+smashmouse> aw
38:43 <%+smashmouse> ehehe
38:47 Mode: (by shadsam) +v Oskarr
39:05 <%+shadsam> hahahahahahahaha
39:07 <%+shadsam> w00t
39:14 <%+smashmouse> hahahaha wb shadz
39:17 <%+smashmouse> xD
39:20 <%+shadsam> thankyou sir
39:21 <%+smashmouse> MWHOOOHAHAHAHAHAHA
39:23 <%+smashmouse> :P
39:24 <%+shadsam> xd xd xd
39:25 <%+smashmouse> howzit
39:27 <%+shadsam> :D
39:32 <%+smashmouse> ahehehehe
39:34 <%+smashmouse> ;P
39:35 <%+shadsam> doing the washing
39:38 <%+shadsam> lol
39:47 <%+smashmouse> yea lol i did mine bout n hr back or so
39:51 <%+smashmouse> raining hard though
39:54 <%+shadsam> yup
39:54 <%+smashmouse> GOOD ONE PANDA
39:56 <%+smashmouse> lol
40:21 <%+smashmouse> hmm, go buy cigs when its nice out ah spoooozzeee
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50:37 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
52:49 <%+TokenDaRing> Josh
52:54 <%+TokenDaRing> talking to yourself lol
53:11 <%+smashmouse> LOL
53:19 <%+smashmouse> more like just lettin it vent bro
53:22 <%+smashmouse> movie did my head in
57:28 Quit: Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu ([email protected]) Quit:
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35:05 Mode: (by bios) -e *!*@*
35:26 <+Oskarr> smashmouse listens to the theme music from Young and the restless.
38:08 <+Oskarr> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8avWR5_dA8
44:42 Quit: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) Quit: KVIrc 4.2.0 Equilibrium http://www.kvirc.net/
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37:22 <JazzMaster> heyas
01:44 <%+smashmouse> fkn
01:54 <%+smashmouse> cant sleeeeep
34:02 <JazzMaster> lol
34:05 <JazzMaster> same
34:08 <JazzMaster> bro
34:13 <JazzMaster> its shads
34:16 <JazzMaster> lmao
37:34 <JazzMaster> i know this bloke on tv
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02:54 Nick: JazzMaster is now known as shadsam
17:56 Quit: smashmouse ([email protected]) Quit: It's alright Sir I'm not black. No I'm the new black, we run slow, we jump low we swim good and we shop at Gap and I make the white folk proud and I holds down their ladies. I DICK EM DOWN.
19:21 Nick: shadsam is now known as stupidCUNT
19:35 Nick: stupidCUNT is now known as shadsam
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35:11 Nick: mbis0n is now known as mbison
58:20 <smashmouse> fuck
58:29 <smashmouse> had my first full on seizure in yrs
58:32 <smashmouse> blanked out
58:38 <smashmouse> twisted my ankle somehow
58:43 <smashmouse> hurt my knee wtf
07:13 Join: StrykingX ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
07:30 <StrykingX> Facebook is dead.. Try this
14:28 Nick: Lemonparty is now known as Exo
21:32 <smashmouse> LOL
21:40 <smashmouse> sup bros
21:44 <smashmouse> burp
21:45 <smashmouse> fart
21:47 <smashmouse> wait
21:50 <smashmouse> farted.
21:51 <StrykingX> Fuck up
21:54 <smashmouse> :(
21:58 <StrykingX> Babez
22:01 <smashmouse> YAY!
22:02 <smashmouse> <3
22:07 <smashmouse> "Bitch you get no love!"
22:09 <smashmouse> ahahaha
22:16 <StrykingX> Fuck off I don't
22:19 <smashmouse> had a seizure bf ay
22:20 <StrykingX> Bend over cunt
22:22 <smashmouse> lol
22:30 <smashmouse> bro twisted my ankle n hurt my knee
22:36 <smashmouse> im pretty easy to raepz about now
22:37 <smashmouse> lol!
22:42 <StrykingX> Sweet
22:43 <smashmouse> raepz*
22:52 <StrykingX> Can't rape the willing tho
22:54 <smashmouse> ye prison style or no style at all, you got that shank ready?
22:56 <smashmouse> ;)
23:07 <smashmouse> let me just drop some pills and fall asleep
23:22 <smashmouse> nothing like waking up to a prolapsed arsehole.
23:25 <smashmouse> *vom*
23:26 <smashmouse> lolz
24:10 <StrykingX> Kinky fuck
24:19 * StrykingX gets moist 
28:18 <smashmouse> lolssssssss
28:22 <smashmouse> ow how i miss u
28:28 <smashmouse> hahaha this cunt that used to come on
28:30 <smashmouse> poofterchook
28:35 <smashmouse> and i took his name when he left
28:37 <smashmouse> came up with the um
28:42 <smashmouse> I love you every single day
28:51 <smashmouse> Since I dug you from your grave. <3
29:32 <smashmouse> soz had a glass of scotch to stop the shock from kickin in :P
29:48 <smashmouse> waitin for doc to ring me n fax a fucken anti-epileptic script to chemist ay
32:22 <StrykingX> O.o
32:28 <StrykingX> Mmm booze
33:19 <smashmouse> didnt want to buy booze bro
33:32 <smashmouse> havent got meds for epilepsy nor shock
33:35 <smashmouse> :/
33:41 <smashmouse> i was quitting
33:42 <smashmouse> lol
34:18 <smashmouse> "Don't take your life for granted, put that ass in the dirt, swear the bitch was planted."
45:05 <StrykingX> Still
45:08 <StrykingX> Mmmm booze
47:48 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
48:01 <smashmouse> in pm
48:02 <smashmouse> lol
48:04 <smashmouse> i fretted
48:05 <smashmouse> <tisk> ?
48:05 <smashmouse> <smashmouse> soz just jerkin around bro
48:05 <smashmouse> <smashmouse> :P
48:11 <smashmouse> HAHAHAHAHA@me = pussy
48:11 <smashmouse> lolz
48:38 <anotherirc3r> what are you doing joshy?
48:55 <smashmouse> ask StrykerX
48:56 <smashmouse> lol
48:58 <smashmouse> brb
51:19 <StrykingX> Haha
51:25 <StrykingX> Lil bitch
51:38 <anotherirc3r> hmm
51:51 <StrykingX> Hai Anotherirc3r
52:08 <anotherirc3r> hai StrykingX
52:21 <anotherirc3r> you being mean again?
52:22 <StrykingX> Asl big boy ;D
52:42 <StrykingX> Nah just making josh my bitch
52:45 <StrykingX> :D
52:49 <smashmouse> fkn
52:54 <StrykingX> He loves it
53:11 <smashmouse> i got this fkn gay ass chick sunglasses on
53:12 <smashmouse> lols
53:15 <smashmouse> these*
53:26 <StrykingX> Hot
53:28 * StrykingX drools
53:28 <smashmouse> so screen dont affect my eyes
53:29 <smashmouse> lol
53:33 <smashmouse> I GOT G STRING BRO
53:40 <smashmouse> way tucked up like im will ferrall UNF
53:42 <smashmouse> ;)
54:07 * StrykingX gets moist
54:52 <anotherirc3r> ugh
55:07 <anotherirc3r> I seem to have good timing to join :/
55:21 <StrykingX> Lol
55:21 <StrykingX> Boredisms
55:46 <anotherirc3r> sure dear
56:04 * StrykingX wiggles 
57:30 <anotherirc3r> what horribly early time did you get up?
58:20 <StrykingX> Slept in
58:29 <StrykingX> Slept AMAZINGLY
58:44 <anotherirc3r> lol nice
58:55 * anotherirc3r stretches
59:01 <anotherirc3r> this is my sleep in
59:08 <StrykingX> Luckyyyy
00:00 <anotherirc3r> I know lol
00:29 <StrykingX> Get sloshed Friday night.. Sleep all day Saturday
00:33 <StrykingX> :D
01:03 <anotherirc3r> that your plan?
01:25 <StrykingX> Yup
01:33 <smashmouse> what the fuck is my docs problem
01:38 <StrykingX> Dont get my boy till 5.30 anyway
01:42 <smashmouse> cunt pisses me off
01:52 <StrykingX> Get a new one then mate
01:59 <smashmouse> lol nah he's the best in sa
02:04 <smashmouse> he's just so busy
02:04 <anotherirc3r> nice plan
02:05 <smashmouse> LOL
02:10 <smashmouse> and fkn ffs
02:13 <smashmouse> I AM JOSHUA
02:15 <anotherirc3r> bring some alcohol here
02:15 <smashmouse> OF
02:17 <smashmouse> pandaland?
02:31 <smashmouse> fk u StrykerX u sexi ass beast of a specimen
02:34 <smashmouse> so hawt
02:41 <anotherirc3r> yes dear.. I'm sure you are
02:45 * smashmouse faints and falls into anotherirc3r's arms
02:53 <smashmouse> throw me on top of amelia plz ;)
02:56 <smashmouse> shhh
03:03 <smashmouse> *dies*
03:07 <anotherirc3r> lol
03:15 <anotherirc3r> she is a purdy thing
06:04 <StrykingX> Still want pix
07:59 <StrykingX> Josh you stud
08:09 <StrykingX> Hook a brother up
19:13 <smashmouse> never seen her
19:15 <smashmouse> n ino she has a bf
19:17 <smashmouse> lolz
19:30 <smashmouse> well i do know quite a few really nice girls in adels
19:38 <smashmouse> n some with faces quite exquisite.
19:49 <anotherirc3r> bbl
19:52 <smashmouse> hard to find your own ey
19:56 <smashmouse> awww cutttie pies
19:58 <smashmouse> :(
20:02 <smashmouse> BBL THEN TOO FUCKEN
20:07 <smashmouse> go back to my lover StrykerX.
20:10 <smashmouse> StrykingX.
20:15 <smashmouse> f u StrykerX!!!
21:07 Nick: smashmouse is now known as slinky_J
21:18 Nick: slinky_J is now known as smashmouse
21:29 Nick: smashmouse is now known as PandasDontDrive
21:44 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) EOF from client
22:18 Nick: PandasDontDrive is now known as MrsCoochieKisses
22:45 Nick: MrsCoochieKisses is now known as smashmouse
24:12 Nick: Exo is now known as Eva
29:43 <StrykingX> What
29:47 <StrykingX> :/
30:05 Nick: smashmouse is now known as MrFairyEyeSurprise
31:32 Nick: MrFairyEyeSurprise is now known as butterfingerknickers
31:53 <butterfingerknickers> lolz
31:55 <butterfingerknickers> tisk is like
31:57 <butterfingerknickers> wtf is goin on
32:01 <butterfingerknickers> did the sky fall
32:02 <butterfingerknickers> LOLS
32:04 <butterfingerknickers> ahahahahahaha
32:06 <butterfingerknickers> fucken
35:35 Nick: Eva is now known as Usher
06:56 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
19:01 <StrykingX> So I learned a white knight at the local wants to punch me up over FB
19:19 <StrykingX> He's a dweeb
19:39 <anotherirc3r> what'd you do now?
19:54 <butterfingerknickers> eheh
20:01 <StrykingX> 20cm shorter and like 60kg lighter
20:26 <StrykingX> So I'm hitting the local after work
20:33 <StrykingX> See if he's all talk
21:00 <anotherirc3r> you're meeting this guy?
21:06 <StrykingX> Yup
21:40 <StrykingX> He'd wanna take me out first hit cause he won't get a second chance
21:54 <anotherirc3r> 'don't go meeting people. I'll just go meet someone who wants to beat me up.'
22:11 <StrykingX> Eh
22:31 <StrykingX> Like the little fuckwit has a hope
22:54 <anotherirc3r> you're telling me not to meet someone!
23:40 <StrykingX> Who is a junkie
23:57 <StrykingX> This giy just has lil man syndrome
24:04 <StrykingX> Guy
24:07 <anotherirc3r> who hasn't threatened to beat me up!
24:12 <anotherirc3r> lol
24:18 <StrykingX> .. Yet
25:04 <StrykingX> This guy is a bit smaller then you
25:05 <anotherirc3r> oh stop that
25:06 <StrykingX> Dickhead
25:24 <StrykingX> I'm keen as :)
26:23 <anotherirc3r> *rolls eyes*
54:55 Quit: StrykingX ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
30:18 Join: StrykingX ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
32:42 <anotherirc3r> so sleeeepy
34:37 <anotherirc3r> nap time I think!
35:58 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
36:46 Join: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
36:58 <TokenDaRing> buttsex
38:22 <StrykingX> Yes please
39:03 <StrykingX> Where's Josh when you need him
39:29 <TokenDaRing> just ask chris
40:22 <StrykingX> Sucks cock for rock
06:14 <butterfingerknickers> hi
06:16 <butterfingerknickers> aha
06:23 <TokenDaRing> sup josh
06:36 <butterfingerknickers> StrykingX so my doc is sending a script to chem plus for me for epilem
06:38 <butterfingerknickers> ffs
06:43 <butterfingerknickers> sup tokes brother
06:50 <butterfingerknickers> ah had a seizure this morning bro
06:56 <butterfingerknickers> blacked out as
07:18 <butterfingerknickers> came to sitting on my couch with a fucked foot a carpet burned knee and elbow, left knee and elbow
07:34 <butterfingerknickers> already had two this yr but i stopped them from goin full blank out
07:34 <TokenDaRing> shit
07:48 <butterfingerknickers> so yer just, got a tittie pushing out from my right ankle lol
07:49 <butterfingerknickers> yer
07:50 <TokenDaRing> my missus' sister has epilepsy
07:59 <butterfingerknickers> no shit
08:03 <TokenDaRing> yeah
08:04 <butterfingerknickers> yeah it's fucked
08:15 <butterfingerknickers> hope it doesnt affect her life much bro
08:17 <butterfingerknickers> :/
08:19 <TokenDaRing> she'lls come to bleeding from biting her tounge
08:24 <butterfingerknickers> mine usually doesnt
08:26 <TokenDaRing> she does prety well, she works and lives on her own
08:29 <butterfingerknickers> oh fuck
08:31 <butterfingerknickers> that's bad
08:37 <butterfingerknickers> cool cool
08:47 <butterfingerknickers> I usually just trip out like shaky cam movies
08:50 <butterfingerknickers> uno what I mean?
09:05 <butterfingerknickers> and imagine light flashing into your eyes the whole time the camera is shaking
09:12 <butterfingerknickers> n close my eyes and lie down
09:18 <butterfingerknickers> but this time no stopping it
09:25 <butterfingerknickers> never bit my tongue though
09:30 <butterfingerknickers> I feel for her
09:33 <butterfingerknickers> aye
09:41 <butterfingerknickers> thanks for accepting my appolgies bro
09:47 <butterfingerknickers> oh ay
09:56 <butterfingerknickers> you see how I mind fuct tisk b4?
09:57 <butterfingerknickers> lolz
09:59 <butterfingerknickers> AHAHAHA
10:09 <TokenDaRing> did you?
10:11 <TokenDaRing> I missed it man
10:50 <butterfingerknickers> oh in pm
10:55 <butterfingerknickers> ino i didnt say it like that
10:57 <butterfingerknickers> but
11:05 <butterfingerknickers> I'm sick of the way I've been acting
11:22 <butterfingerknickers> I aint letting up on picard cunt.
11:23 <butterfingerknickers> :D
11:34 <TokenDaRing> lol picard is a fuckhead
11:51 <StrykingX> Bad :/
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18:00 <butterfingerknickers> soz yo
18:08 <butterfingerknickers> mate is gonna take me down road so i can pay my bills yo
18:11 <butterfingerknickers> :D
18:15 <butterfingerknickers> oh
18:18 <butterfingerknickers> StrykingX
18:25 <Oskarr> Are you disabled?
18:27 <butterfingerknickers> show token in pm my nick changin fuckin with tisk in sy
18:32 <butterfingerknickers> syd chan LOL
18:34 <butterfingerknickers> um
18:37 <butterfingerknickers> ask them
18:38 <butterfingerknickers> bbs
35:02 <StrykingX> I cant
35:08 <StrykingX> Not logged
35:24 <StrykingX> Don't log on mobile
37:52 <TokenDaRing> Chris has probably been on the piss today
41:05 <StrykingX> He was hinting at it earlier
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52:51 <Oskarr> He'll be on the drugs and piss till Monday.
53:09 <StrykingX> When his DSP runs out
53:43 <Oskarr> Yesterday was his pay day
53:51 <StrykingX> Oh right
53:56 <TokenDaRing> yeah
54:06 <StrykingX> He'll bd fried by now
54:08 <StrykingX> Bd
54:09 <TokenDaRing> he's gonna stock up on home brand dimsims
54:10 <StrykingX> Be
54:25 <TokenDaRing> and the cheapest food he can get
54:49 <StrykingX> 2nds dog food?
54:59 <Oskarr> I get a smack around the ear if I have a crack at him :/
56:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah Chris buys chum cans
56:10 <TokenDaRing> and stews the food in a pot
57:16 <Oskarr> which he found in the bin
57:46 <Oskarr> No way could he ever buy a pot from the shop
00:51 <TokenDaRing> Chris thinks his neighbours spy on him
01:02 <TokenDaRing> and he can hear them talking about him
01:09 <Oskarr> haha
01:52 <StrykingX> Not surprising
01:56 <StrykingX> At all
02:23 <Oskarr> That sure is called paranoia for sure.
02:24 <TokenDaRing> his arab neighbours are out to eat his cat
03:50 <Oskarr> Hes the only one that has roller shutters on his front door/window and back door/window ... everyone else there only has shitty flywire doors with holes in them
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07:07 <Oskarr> Hello lover
07:23 <anotherirc3r> hello darling
08:14 <TokenDaRing> anotherirc3r: "This is my new bong. This is it's first cone"
08:42 <anotherirc3r> that's nice dear
09:09 <Oskarr> Doing it wrong.. gotta type it the way it sounds
09:20 <TokenDaRing> Oskarr: true
09:29 <TokenDaRing> my missus reckons I do a really good impersonation of that too
10:03 <TokenDaRing> "The best home made bong is SPRINGAAAAAAAAAA" "SPRINGAAAAAAAA"
10:34 <anotherirc3r> yawn
10:47 <TokenDaRing> anotherirc3r: you should get used to it
11:00 <TokenDaRing> you'll be getting the real deal soon enough
11:31 <anotherirc3r> right
12:33 <butterfingerknickers> wooo
12:40 <butterfingerknickers> sup sups
12:53 <butterfingerknickers> I found out why the chick I was fucking isnt talkin to me
13:01 <anotherirc3r> who is butterfingerknickers?
13:02 <TokenDaRing> why not?
13:05 <butterfingerknickers> I forgot I called her out on smokin meth n her jail mate meth buddy
13:06 <butterfingerknickers> LOLS
13:10 <butterfingerknickers> fk that skirt yo
13:11 <TokenDaRing> oops
13:17 <butterfingerknickers> still had to sell me cigarettes :P
13:20 <butterfingerknickers> hahahahaha
13:24 <butterfingerknickers> yer im not down with that bro
13:36 <Oskarr> slinky
14:23 <anotherirc3r> joshy! naughty
14:45 <butterfingerknickers> lol
14:51 <butterfingerknickers> yo Oskarr bra
14:53 <butterfingerknickers> sup
15:04 <butterfingerknickers> oh i forgot I am a chick in syd
15:05 <butterfingerknickers> brb
15:52 <anotherirc3r> creepy
16:02 Nick: butterfingerknickers is now known as smashmouse
16:24 <smashmouse> ay
16:26 <smashmouse> nah mang
22:36 <StrykingX> Josh
22:40 <StrykingX> Knees homo
22:44 <StrykingX> NOW
23:19 <StrykingX> Hoq do you forget a sex change?!
23:23 <StrykingX> How*
24:22 <Oskarr> AustNet is so dead during the day.
24:27 <smashmouse> im sorry master
24:35 * smashmouse knees IN THA GROIN!
24:37 <smashmouse> <3
24:45 <Oskarr> I remember back in the day..
24:48 <anotherirc3r> joshy likes it rough
24:49 <smashmouse> like steven said, austnet is dead
24:50 <smashmouse> same
24:51 <smashmouse> lolz
24:55 <anotherirc3r> anyway bbs
25:07 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
25:11 <StrykingX> Good lil bitch
25:35 <Oskarr> I use to hold big channels hostage
25:35 <smashmouse> lolz
25:39 <smashmouse> hahaha
25:46 <smashmouse> dude that was in skanks
25:52 <smashmouse> the one that I argued with
25:56 <smashmouse> because he wanted like
25:56 <Oskarr> For about 5 days straight
25:59 <smashmouse> recognition for the chan
26:02 <smashmouse> hung himself.
26:10 <smashmouse> Sezz showed me the
26:11 <smashmouse> fk
26:22 <smashmouse> I know it wasnt MY fault
26:30 <smashmouse> but I gave him a lot of shit
26:34 <smashmouse> over a fucking irc channel
26:40 <Oskarr> I'm not taking about crap like that.. i'm talking about making the ops do what I wanted them to do and I control the channel without being in it.
26:41 <smashmouse> and that meant a lot more to him than it did me
26:58 <smashmouse> it's kinda what's been bugging me lately
27:32 <smashmouse> one of my best mates Jase he used to come on here
27:35 <smashmouse> in ps3 chan
27:38 <smashmouse> forget the nick now
27:38 <Oskarr> If ops didn't do what I wanted.. the channel got flooded for hours with hell laggy text and no one could stop it.
27:44 <smashmouse> thestig used to give me shit about his death
27:49 <smashmouse> the little wimp
27:57 <Oskarr> at least 300+ bots
28:00 <smashmouse> i drank four cans of mother this morn
28:08 <smashmouse> if i didnt do that i wouldnt have had a seizure
28:20 <smashmouse> if jase didnt drink energy drinks and take oxys he wouldnt have died
28:40 <smashmouse> I guess I'm lucky I didn't snort the seroquel I squashed up right
28:44 <smashmouse> because I couldnt sleep
28:48 <TokenDaRing> thestig was a bit of a poof
28:57 <smashmouse> funny because jases last words to me were "I just wanna sleep"
29:02 <smashmouse> he is a fkn cunt
29:14 <smashmouse> he turned on kibblz at one point
29:20 <smashmouse> dude is an operator
29:30 <smashmouse> him and picard were mates prob still r
29:33 <smashmouse> lol oi tokes
29:44 <smashmouse> kibblz didnt wanna meet picard but knux was all for it
29:46 <smashmouse> uno john
29:50 <TokenDaRing> nah
29:53 <smashmouse> knux was like
29:58 <smashmouse> knuckles who owned random
30:00 <TokenDaRing> who the fuck would wnat to meet picard
30:05 <smashmouse> john, he said picard was cool irl
30:10 <TokenDaRing> well I would, if I was in a car and he was walking across the read
30:10 Quit: Oskarr ([email protected]) EOF from client
30:12 <smashmouse> but kibblz was scared to meet him
30:14 <smashmouse> n I would be
30:17 <smashmouse> LOL
30:23 Join: Oskarr ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
30:28 <smashmouse> he used to want to come here n fuck hookers wit me
30:31 <smashmouse> n i was thinkin
30:34 <smashmouse> more like murder me n fuck me
30:36 <smashmouse> wb bro
30:42 <Oskarr> [18/06/2015 15:29:27] (TokenDaRing): thestig was a bit of a poof
30:43 <Oskarr> [18/06/2015 15:30:19] (Oskarr): t first stig was a cock sucker.. I didn't like him when he first came here.
30:44 <Oskarr> [18/06/2015 15:30:54] * Disconnected
30:53 <smashmouse> brb
30:54 <smashmouse> cig
30:55 <Oskarr> He's alright
30:58 <smashmouse> he can fill u in
31:06 <smashmouse> stig will turn on u
31:12 <smashmouse> when it suits him
31:19 <smashmouse> he's a snake in the grass
31:21 <Oskarr> If you're a fuckwit.
31:27 <smashmouse> nah cmon
31:36 <smashmouse> he's fkd knux over kibblz over
31:38 <smashmouse> me
32:27 <smashmouse> hey look
32:34 <smashmouse> I've been a cunt too
33:07 <smashmouse> but I never go so far as to diss ur dead friend
33:12 <smashmouse> whom I used to chat to.
33:43 Nick: smashmouse is now known as Keesha
34:38 Nick: Keesha is now known as butterfingerknickers
35:15 Nick: butterfingerknickers is now known as TiskThePedo
35:19 Nick: TiskThePedo is now known as smashmouse
37:03 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
41:30 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
43:04 <TokenDaRing> nate
45:35 <TokenDaRing> "id do nething for woman'
47:02 <StrykingX> But i won't do that?
47:14 <TokenDaRing> its something Chris said once
47:20 <TokenDaRing> how he'd do anything at all for a woman
47:23 <Oskarr> once?
47:30 <TokenDaRing> well ok, multiple times
47:54 <Oskarr> Welcome Back lover
47:57 <smashmouse> Yeah cept kill
48:03 <TokenDaRing> well
48:08 <TokenDaRing> he'd probably go that far
48:14 <anotherirc3r> thank you sweetheart
48:27 <nate> anotherirc3r sure is worth it!
48:35 <anotherirc3r> he's a nice guy
48:49 <anotherirc3r> lol really natey?
48:54 <TokenDaRing> I'm sure Hitler's wife thought he was nice too
49:09 <StrykingX> I'd kill for nate
49:17 <TokenDaRing> I'm sure you'll think he's nice once he's got you in his place and won't let you leave
49:23 <StrykingX> <3
49:27 <nate> i am like chocolate sweet but bad for u :D
49:29 <TokenDaRing> "u no leave, i want woman" "u my woman now"
49:44 <anotherirc3r> uh huh
50:04 <nate> sounds good
50:28 <Oskarr> You can't meet him anywhere else.. he doesn't go outside
50:29 <TokenDaRing> 'if u leave u go with other guys'
50:43 <TokenDaRing> 'u want fuck stryker i not let u;
51:33 <anotherirc3r> right
51:46 <Oskarr> Speaking of outside.. I got socks on my feet and I went outside toget the bins in.. I had to take my socks off.. the ground is wet.. it;s raining :/
51:56 <StrykingX> That last one make me giggle
52:03 <StrykingX> Bbs smashing this cunt
52:05 <TokenDaRing> 'i god, u only sleep with me now'
52:10 Quit: StrykingX ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
52:12 <%+DoC> lol
52:28 <anotherirc3r> ...
52:30 <anotherirc3r> poor lover
52:38 <TokenDaRing> 'neighbours spy on me keep talking bout me'
52:58 <Oskarr> http://pastebin.com/1fWrb9QG
54:27 <TokenDaRing> [16/05/2014 01:54:56] (Lo): well i do want a woman to tell me what to do
54:40 <TokenDaRing> [16/05/2014 02:05:56] (Lo): i want do normal sex stuff first
54:45 <%+DoC> Lo must try on BABYGIRL lol
54:52 <TokenDaRing> [16/05/2014 02:08:11] (Lo): what drugs do u do [16/05/2014 02:08:23] (brettingham1): lsd, meth, heroin [16/05/2014 02:08:24] (brettingham1): u? [16/05/2014 02:08:30] (Lo): weed
54:56 <TokenDaRing> DoC: he already did
55:03 <TokenDaRing> Chris already tried chatting her up
55:10 <TokenDaRing> even BG rejected him
55:22 <%+DoC> haha
55:24 <TokenDaRing> that says something
55:37 <%+DoC> everyone rejected BG and she rejected him?
55:41 <TokenDaRing> yup
55:42 <smashmouse> token
55:47 <smashmouse> he really fuct a 12 yr old?
55:51 <smashmouse> ill give him hell
55:52 <TokenDaRing> nah he kissed one
55:58 <smashmouse> till cross dressing lwax bans me
56:00 <smashmouse> or z lines
56:01 <smashmouse> LOLS
56:05 <smashmouse> fkn homo cunt
56:15 <%+DoC> lol
56:17 <smashmouse> yea well
56:21 <smashmouse> just as bad
56:22 <TokenDaRing> rofl josh
56:25 <smashmouse> LOL!
56:27 <smashmouse> :P
56:31 <%+DoC> josh u would get perm zline :P
56:33 <smashmouse> ahahaha
56:36 <smashmouse> pfff
56:41 <TokenDaRing> before he was permabanned from #melb he was bragging abotu kissing a 12 year old girl
56:44 <smashmouse> get around that easy
56:54 <smashmouse> this network would die without steven_
56:55 <TokenDaRing> [16/05/2014 02:10:52] (Lo): done like all other drugs
57:07 <smashmouse> or slowly decay into oblivion..
57:12 <smashmouse> werd.
57:14 <TokenDaRing> [16/05/2014 02:18:21] (Lo): weed 3 times week [16/05/2014 02:18:26] (Lo): wish i could get lsd
57:26 <TokenDaRing> anotherirc3r: this is your new boyfriend talking in these quotes
57:37 <TokenDaRing> [16/05/2014 02:20:44] (Lo): i had blowjob once on lsd [16/05/2014 02:20:49] (Lo): lols [16/05/2014 02:20:56] (brettingham1): did he swallow? [16/05/2014 02:21:11] (Lo): didnt cum [16/05/2014 02:21:18] (Lo): no one has ever made me cum
57:38 <TokenDaRing> LOL
57:56 <%+DoC> LOL
58:02 <TokenDaRing> [16/05/2014 02:24:52] (Lo): if some one i have kissed was trannie i would nt mind [16/05/2014 02:26:18] (Lo): man really want lsd
58:15 <anotherirc3r> new boyfriend.. right
58:27 <TokenDaRing> [16/05/2014 02:35:09] (Lo): can i fuck u lol [16/05/2014 02:35:21] (Lo): man going crazy
58:27 <nate> beat that dick till it bleeds
58:35 <nate> sort of like cuming :D
58:43 <smashmouse> who the fuck is Glenn
58:49 <smashmouse> hai im glenn yo toi boi!
58:56 <TokenDaRing> [16/05/2014 02:47:19] (Lo): what if lsd dont work [16/05/2014 02:47:28] (brettingham1): it will work mate [16/05/2014 02:48:09] (Lo): i used to have 2 at once it didnt work
59:00 <Oskarr> Some downer
59:01 <nate> smashmouse are u drinking?:)
59:04 <TokenDaRing> Glenn sniffs up Lwax's arse
59:10 <TokenDaRing> he's an op in syd josh
59:15 <Oskarr> He's related to BG
59:31 <smashmouse> yer nate
59:34 <smashmouse> but im not drunk
59:37 <nate> lol
59:42 <smashmouse> ive been slowly sipping some whiskey from a glass
59:42 <TokenDaRing> [16/05/2014 02:54:07] (Lo): lol [16/05/2014 02:54:43] (Lo): but i wanta fuck someone not be fucked [16/05/2014 02:55:21] (brettingham1): u can fuck me too
59:45 <smashmouse> nate
59:45 <TokenDaRing> rofl
59:52 <smashmouse> i had a fucken seizure this morning
59:58 <smashmouse> blacked out
00:02 <smashmouse> fkd my right foot
00:08 <anotherirc3r> this is getting tedious Token
00:12 <nate> bretty running a muck
00:14 <%+DoC> dont worry josh, Glenn wont boot ur ass :P
00:18 <smashmouse> but my doc he called back n i got anti epileptic shit now!
00:21 <smashmouse> yer?
00:22 <TokenDaRing> anotherirc3r: just show you the real Christopher
00:24 <TokenDaRing> showing*
00:28 <smashmouse> lol ty DoC brav
00:42 <smashmouse> I'll join syd after
00:59 <smashmouse> yo nate I can't drink proper till fucken later lols waiting on my doctor to pick me up
01:07 <smashmouse> take me back n scan my foot bro
01:12 <Oskarr> He wasn't 'lying' during that chat with Brett.. he was right into it.. because he wanted LSD.. he would do anything to get it.. even suck a mans cock or fuck a man.
01:12 <nate> u scored a doctor?
01:20 <smashmouse> he's mums cousin
01:21 <smashmouse> so
01:25 <smashmouse> lol
01:28 <nate> ohh dont root him then
01:33 <smashmouse> AHAHAHAHAHAHA
01:35 <smashmouse> rofl
01:38 <smashmouse> no shit
01:40 <%+DoC> lmfao
01:41 <Oskarr> But he's not gay.
01:41 <TokenDaRing> Oskarr: he'd do anything at all to fuck a woman too wouldn't he?
01:45 <smashmouse> but wot if he had a hot daughter
01:49 <smashmouse> coz if we met
01:51 <smashmouse> and i didnt know
01:55 <smashmouse> and didnt do the math
01:59 <smashmouse> and pulled a mattress out
02:03 <smashmouse> AND FUCKED THAT ASS!
02:06 <smashmouse> BAM!
02:09 <smashmouse> lolz
02:14 <Oskarr> yeah TokenDaRing
02:32 <smashmouse> plus my neighbour nate
02:36 <smashmouse> i call him nate
02:40 <anotherirc3r> joshy, are you drunk?
02:40 <smashmouse> his name is nathan
02:46 <smashmouse> helped me out with shit today <3
02:47 <Oskarr> Ends of the earth for a female.. but doesn't really prove that to get to that stage
02:54 <smashmouse> man
02:56 <%+DoC> when he got zlined he came to DalNET and abused there at #australia
02:59 <smashmouse> I tell you one thing Oskarr
03:04 <smashmouse> I was around you
03:08 <TokenDaRing> DoC: did he?
03:11 <smashmouse> we're best friends
03:19 <TokenDaRing> was he going off about how austnet is used by drug dealers?
03:19 <smashmouse> no girl could ever come between us.
03:26 <smashmouse> it's never happened, never will
03:42 <Oskarr> ?
03:44 <smashmouse> the most attractive thing to a real woman is a man with principles.
03:50 <smashmouse> not a proud man
03:56 <smashmouse> may aswell open his throat.
04:02 <%+DoC> yeah TokenDaRing he did
04:09 <smashmouse> and choke on cock from sex offenders.
04:11 <%+DoC> [20:54] * alisid ([email protected]) has joined #australia
04:11 <%+DoC> [22:52] * Ratrace ([email protected]) has joined #australia
04:11 <%+DoC> [22:57] * Zero_Cool ([email protected]) has joined #australia
04:11 <%+DoC> [22:57] * Zero_Cool ([email protected]) has left #australia
04:12 <%+DoC> [23:08] <alisid> morning
04:12 <%+DoC> [23:13] * Elyssa ([email protected]) has joined #australia
04:13 <%+DoC> [23:17] <alisid> morning Elyssa
04:14 <%+DoC> [23:17] <alisid> :^D
04:15 <%+DoC> [23:22] * Ratrace ([email protected]) has left #australia
04:17 <%+DoC> [23:25] * Ratrace ([email protected]) has joined #australia
04:18 <%+DoC> [23:31] <alisid> oi Ratrace
04:19 <%+DoC> [23:32] <alisid> fuck off back to austnet u scum
04:20 <%+DoC> [23:34] <alisid> might call cops on one the operators of austnet
04:21 <%+DoC> [23:35] <alisid> cause they are peadophile scum on that server
04:22 <%+DoC> [23:38] * noneo ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
04:22 Kick: DoC was kicked by bios (flood)
04:27 <smashmouse> Oskarr I just read a little and lol doc eep
04:27 <TokenDaRing> ROFL
04:28 <smashmouse> soz
04:29 <smashmouse> rofl
04:33 <smashmouse> i read a little then
04:33 Join: DoC ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
04:38 <DoC> lol
04:40 <smashmouse> maybe i got it wrong
04:48 <smashmouse> yo op doc
04:52 <TokenDaRing> DoC: paste bin it dude
04:57 <smashmouse> oh
04:58 <nate> is it always about fucking kids, i am not a preist
05:07 <TokenDaRing> anotherirc3r: alisid is your "nice guy" Christopher, going off at someone for no reason there
05:07 <nate> or a scout leader
05:10 <nate> or a teacher
05:10 <smashmouse> LOL natez
05:18 * nate cries on smashmouse
05:24 <smashmouse> I AINT CARRYING YOUR BABIES IN ARMAGEDDON
05:30 <smashmouse> one slipped!
05:31 <smashmouse> :o
05:34 <smashmouse> ;)
05:41 <anotherirc3r> why what I do should concern you, I've no idea Token
05:55 <smashmouse> anotherirc3r chill
06:01 <smashmouse> im already afraid of u
06:02 <smashmouse> ;)
06:11 * smashmouse is afraid of REAL women
06:12 <smashmouse> not.
06:14 <TokenDaRing> anotherirc3r: because we don't want to see you getting raped or killed by Chris in one of this schziophrenic fits
06:18 <smashmouse> anotherirc3r
06:20 <smashmouse> babe
06:24 <smashmouse> me n u right now
06:29 <smashmouse> i seen u u seen me
06:30 <nate> smashmouse is afraid anotherirc3rs bra will snap on his face ;l
06:38 <smashmouse> what would I be allowed to do to you right now
06:40 <smashmouse> if I was there
06:46 <smashmouse> and dont say fucken make tea.
06:48 <anotherirc3r> wtf
06:51 <smashmouse> I aint azn.
06:52 <smashmouse> :P
06:53 <smashmouse> ;)
07:01 <anotherirc3r> joshy, stop being drunk
07:07 <smashmouse> Im not drunk!
07:13 <nate> love drunk
07:19 <smashmouse> just curious
07:26 <smashmouse> I'll be drunk later.
07:37 <smashmouse> fien.
07:47 <anotherirc3r> scared of me?!
07:47 <anotherirc3r> lol
07:49 <anotherirc3r> why?
08:06 <smashmouse> I woulda said fuck rubbing your feet I'll windmill down your sheet
08:14 <smashmouse> I cum like KKK on gorillas
08:19 <smashmouse> :o
08:42 <anotherirc3r> ahh I know why. you saw a pic. didn't you?
08:49 <smashmouse> wait
08:52 <smashmouse> yer
08:56 <smashmouse> slinky showed me
09:12 <smashmouse> ur hot
09:22 <smashmouse> he been pastin it all over facebook
09:25 <smashmouse> so i came in
09:31 <anotherirc3r> uh huh
09:32 <smashmouse> baby
09:43 <TokenDaRing> http://i.imgur.com/qlsNZZW.jpg
09:47 <TokenDaRing> anotherirc3r: check that picture out
09:47 <smashmouse> i didnt cum in a baby!
09:50 <smashmouse> that's tisk!
09:52 <smashmouse> lolz
10:04 <smashmouse> anotherirc3r yo
10:10 <Oskarr> that cat looks like it;s dying.
10:26 <smashmouse> pm
10:37 <TokenDaRing> anotherirc3r: that's Christopher's cat
10:41 <TokenDaRing> thats how it lives
10:48 <TokenDaRing> sure looks well cared for
10:50 <nate> Oskarr lookin good!
11:03 <anotherirc3r> he's shown me a picture of his cat
11:08 <anotherirc3r> looked better than that
11:28 <TokenDaRing> thats from his facebook wall so
11:31 <TokenDaRing> I dunno what to say
11:37 <TokenDaRing> its Sockzie
11:39 <Oskarr> Day the cats on drugs - Day the cat isn't on drugs.
11:40 <nate> yeah anotherirc3r u on tisks fb yet :P
11:54 <nate> work it!
11:58 <TokenDaRing> lol he can't even feed himself
12:00 <TokenDaRing> let alone a cat
12:15 <TokenDaRing> anyway
12:18 <TokenDaRing> bbl
17:12 <DoC> http://pasted.co/ef6e99ec
18:15 <nate> ufc :D
18:24 <nate> ultimate fuckwit champion
18:33 * nate jumps on steven
18:49 <Oskarr> Truth is
19:31 <Oskarr> You can't trust anyone.. drug addicts are worse.. you never know when you'll end up dead
19:56 <Oskarr> Your life is always in danger.
21:28 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VDSiKKiaZI
24:01 <%+mbison> nate, get a job ya bum
24:45 <%+mbison> coudl u imagine Shaq banging that petite girl
24:50 <%+mbison> he'd destroy her
25:10 <Oskarr> Word is ZapbuzZ is tisk on his phone
25:37 <nate> ;l
27:52 <anotherirc3r> are you everywhere Oskarr?
29:20 <Oskarr> No
29:41 <Oskarr> And the next question is 'how'
29:48 <Oskarr> How does he know
29:54 <Oskarr> it's always how
29:54 <anotherirc3r> yes
33:56 <nate> how to get a hand job?
34:11 <nate> WRISTIES for all!
34:23 <anotherirc3r> pass
34:38 <nate> i was gonna use your hand anotherirc3r, ruined
34:52 <anotherirc3r> oi!
35:00 <Oskarr> He made a mistake awhile back.. he wanted to be in Melbourne channel so badly cause he wanted to see what sara Serenity was saying
35:01 <anotherirc3r> use mbison's
35:37 <Oskarr> He used his normal nick at the time... to evade the ban using his phone
35:52 <nate> we will use mbisons feet :D
36:01 <anotherirc3r> why would you want to go there?
36:02 <Oskarr> and he ID'd to the nick .. which clearly says it was the same person
36:25 <Oskarr> and then chaged back to ZapbuzZ
36:57 <anotherirc3r> tisk is back now
37:07 <anotherirc3r> and ZapbuzZ is still typing
37:32 <Oskarr> I can type using 2 nicks
38:24 <nate> http://blog.khoobsurati.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Heel-Fetish-Women-Going-Gaga-Over-Foot-Job.jpg
38:32 Join: ImGay ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
38:51 <anotherirc3r> lol wtf natey
39:03 <Oskarr> Hi ImGay
39:08 <ImGay> Hey sup gay?
39:16 <Oskarr> Gt a new phoen today
39:22 <ImGay> oh yeah.. what kind?
39:32 <Oskarr> some shitty thing from salvos
39:35 <ImGay> sweet
39:41 <anotherirc3r> what's your obsession with being apparently gay?!
39:47 <ImGay> can i suck you off?
39:52 <Oskarr> nah
40:05 Quit: ImGay ([email protected]) Connection closed
40:38 <anotherirc3r> lol
40:51 <anotherirc3r> well, thanks for the entertainment :)
43:08 <Oskarr> Anything for my lover.
43:53 <anotherirc3r> you sure you're not gay?
44:16 <%+StrykerX> Weak cunt
44:18 <Oskarr> Yeah i'm sure.
44:24 <%+StrykerX> Couldn't even show to his own fight
44:34 <%+mbison> nates straight, he wont use my hands
44:37 <%+mbison> o_0
44:48 <%+StrykerX> He wants something else mbison ;)
45:01 <anotherirc3r> lol
45:32 <%+StrykerX> You're in son! You're in!!
45:39 <%+mbison> nah o.0 he only likes mature pussy
45:51 <%+StrykerX> How old are you?
45:58 <%+mbison> nate, how many milf u hook u with on tinder
46:12 <%+StrykerX> He gets em all
46:21 <%+StrykerX> They all swipe right
46:40 <anotherirc3r> that bish!
46:44 <%+mbison> 30
46:55 <%+mbison> anotherirc3r u jealous o.0
47:03 <%+StrykerX> Old enough for nate
47:12 <anotherirc3r> of natey? hell yes
47:14 <%+mbison> he likes them in their late 40's
47:20 <%+StrykerX> Oh right
47:24 <%+StrykerX> I can see the merit there
47:32 <anotherirc3r> experience?
47:36 <%+StrykerX> I think you're on the money nate
47:51 <%+StrykerX> Hook a brother up
48:08 <nate> ;]
48:41 <%+mbison> he just likes them a bit more meaty down there
49:04 <%+StrykerX> Shemale?
49:12 <%+StrykerX> You can have those nate
49:43 <%+mbison> extra large flaps
49:54 <%+StrykerX> Oh right
49:58 <%+mbison> o.o
50:00 <%+StrykerX> Drown in em when you go down
50:30 <%+StrykerX> However, this means nate wants someone with 3-4 kids
50:36 <%+mbison> yep
50:45 <%+StrykerX> Stretchy stretch
51:07 <anotherirc3r> ugh
51:15 <%+mbison> heh
51:32 <nate> daddy mac nate
51:44 <%+mbison> that kfc zinger taco was pretty bad
51:50 <%+StrykerX> loll
53:09 <%+StrykerX> I can't help but think I'm forgetting something I'm ment to do
53:11 <%+StrykerX> :/
53:48 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: lol
53:53 <TokenDaRing> christopher is at it again in syd
54:03 <%+StrykerX> Interesting
55:03 <anotherirc3r> yeah.. you're forgetting to come visit me
55:17 <anotherirc3r> just kidding, I won't put you through that again lol
55:28 <TokenDaRing> anotherirc3r: why do you put yourself down?>
55:31 <%+StrykerX> anotherirc3r: Tomorrow night?
56:20 <anotherirc3r> I don't
56:26 <anotherirc3r> lol are you serious?
56:35 <%+StrykerX> Maybe
56:38 <%+StrykerX> Depends how tired I am
03:37 <anotherirc3r> StrykerX, bring some alcohol :D
04:08 <%+StrykerX> Get drunken and lusty :)~~
05:18 <anotherirc3r> lol of course
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20:25 <TokenDaRing> http://i.imgur.com/gB1dP7t.png
20:27 <mbison_2> nate ya hetrosexual
20:27 <TokenDaRing> owner and pet
20:40 <mbison_2> sif i'd identify to my nick to msg u back
20:41 <TokenDaRing> confirms the myth that pets resemble their owners
20:56 <mbison_2> is that a pic of nate
21:15 <TokenDaRing> nah it's Christopher and his cat
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21:53 <nate> chris has hair there
22:01 <nate> ;O
22:19 <TokenDaRing> nate can you tell which is who?
22:24 <anotherirc3r> so obsessed with greenday at the moment
22:31 <mbison_2> o.o
22:41 <TokenDaRing> anotherirc3r: good, because Tisk is busy having a "green" day
22:42 <mbison_2> they played time of ur life at my year 12 graduations
23:22 <nate> mbison_2 u want hold nates hand @ your place graduations ::
23:42 <anotherirc3r> mbison_2, where are you from?
24:02 <mbison_2> brisbane
24:20 <mbison_2> vitamin c - graduation woud have been a better song o.o
24:29 <TokenDaRing> mbison_2: where in bris?
25:16 <mbison_2> buranda
25:27 <mbison_2> near there
25:32 <anotherirc3r> always from Bria?
25:38 <mbison_2> dont want nate the homo to find out too much
25:40 <TokenDaRing> ahh I'm in Toowong
25:41 <anotherirc3r> bris
25:45 <anotherirc3r> phone really?!
25:47 <anotherirc3r> grr
25:56 <mbison_2> yep alreadys in brisbane
26:03 <mbison_2> always*
26:30 * nate hitches the trailer off to buranda!
27:06 <anotherirc3r> lol
27:08 <anotherirc3r> okay
27:19 * nate burrrss
28:14 <nate> mbison pickin up guys in da valley!!!
28:25 <nate> u rule
28:43 <anotherirc3r> yeah., I need some tips
29:14 <mbison_2> u spelt hot babes wrong
30:01 <nate> hot guy babes?
30:10 <nate> u devil!
30:48 <nate> talk about guy shit :D
31:04 <nate> like mbisons hot rod
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32:39 <nate> i dunno about all these nick changes mbison
32:47 <nate> are u taylor swift or somethin!
32:49 <mbison> o_0
32:57 <mbison> restarted my PI
33:01 <%+StrykerX> nate, he's showing off his many sides to you
33:33 <nate> private investigator mbison
33:42 * StrykerX sips his tea
33:52 <mbison> PI wifi is acting up
34:09 <%+StrykerX> Ethernet son
34:12 <nate> tell ya dad to stop downloading porn ;l
34:57 <mbison> yeah i'll switch to etherent once i buy a better wifi adapter for this pc
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01:37 <mbison> StrykerX, is there a command that list all the custom made commands
01:41 <mbison> in linux
01:49 Mode: (by steven_) +oooooooo anotherirc3r DoC mbison Oskarr rollman smashmouse TokenDaRing xm
01:53 <mbison> i made one last year and forgot what it was now
02:05 <%+StrykerX> No idea.. Never used it
02:38 <Oskarr> I liked Linux.. had 2 laptops the same side by side using Linux
02:45 <%+StrykerX> I love it
02:50 <%+StrykerX> This laptop uses Ubuntu
05:11 <%+steven_> my xbox runs ubuntu
05:26 <%+StrykerX> Nice
05:41 <%+StrykerX> I need Windows for some of my clients
05:48 <%+StrykerX> Or everything would be Ubuntu
06:58 <Oskarr> Debian was my first Linux experience.. then tried Ubuntu
07:11 <Oskarr> Then Fedora
07:19 <%+StrykerX> Debian is a prick if you're a noob
07:25 <Oskarr> oh it was
08:58 <xm> all my virtual servers at work run Ubuntu
09:18 <%+StrykerX> I started with Redhat
09:21 <xm> same
09:28 <Oskarr> Back then.. all I kept hearing was "Debian this Debian that you can hack with this" .. got it all happening.. culdn't do a thing.. no idea what I was doing.
09:34 <%+StrykerX> Then Ubuntu, then SuSE, now back to Ubuntu
09:41 <%+StrykerX> Least effort to install/configure
09:42 <xm> debian was very popular with the academics in the 90s and early 200s
09:44 <xm> 2000s*
09:52 <%+steven_> ubuntu can run on a USB
09:56 <%+steven_> or beside windows
10:21 <%+StrykerX> Yup
10:31 <%+StrykerX> But this laptop is a slug with Windows
10:32 <%+steven_> i think ubuntu is dogshit
10:34 <%+steven_> ;p
10:40 <%+StrykerX> I think you're dogshit
10:44 <%+StrykerX> :>
10:55 <%+steven_> this box is running ubuntu
11:16 <Oskarr> it's dogshit but he's using it :P
11:22 <%+StrykerX> HAHA
11:25 <%+StrykerX> Yup!
11:44 <xm> i should probably be using centos for my servers but i like the massive support ubuntu has
11:49 <%+steven_> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/5ZgXclxV/FB_IMG_1434614993247.jpg
11:58 <xm> i dont have much time to do administration. it's not my forte
12:00 <%+StrykerX> Yeah, my VPS is CentOS
12:16 <%+StrykerX> Which is pretty much a branch of Redhat
12:19 <xm> yes
12:25 <xm> so how secure is apache?
12:40 <xm> im not sure whether i should switch to nginx
12:49 <xm> apache is supposedly more secure but who knows
12:52 <%+StrykerX> nginx uses less memory
13:02 <%+StrykerX> Better for VPS as they're usually limited
13:02 <xm> yeah it's faster with cached static pages
13:27 <xm> i gave my web server 1GB of RAM
13:34 <xm> so far no problems
13:38 <%+StrykerX> What's running off it?
13:38 <xm> it has to go live soon
13:43 <xm> Ubuntu 14.04
13:44 <xm> 14.04
13:49 <%+steven_> dogshit
13:56 <%+StrykerX> What sort of website?
14:02 <xm> it was a templated virtual private server
14:05 <xm> ruby on rails
14:17 <xm> some people combine nginx with others
14:32 <xm> but it's too much work to administrate
14:43 <xm> there's good help on freenode though but they can be cunts
14:49 <xm> theyve got like asperger's or something
14:51 <%+StrykerX> Get like 20 people to connect to your site at once
14:55 <%+StrykerX> See how quick that 1GB goes
15:03 <xm> interesting
15:09 <%+steven_> steven@lappy:~$ uname -a
15:09 <%+steven_> Linux lappy 3.13.0-24-generic #47-Ubuntu SMP Fri May 2 23:31:42 UTC 2014 i686 i686 i686 GNU/Linux
15:13 <xm> the site doesnt have many users yet
15:14 <%+steven_> dogshit
15:14 <%+steven_> ;p
15:24 <xm> but i suppose with a virtual server you can easily scale it up
15:28 <%+steven_> 16:15:26 up 82 days, 23:22, 3 users, load average: 0.05, 0.03, 0.05
15:43 <xm> also what if i have several virtual servers running at once. how do you patch them all at once!
15:53 <%+StrykerX> What I'm saying is..
15:53 <xm> i dont like the idea of having to log into each one and update
16:00 <%+StrykerX> Get a few con-current connections
16:07 <%+StrykerX> And watch how high RAM use goes
16:13 <xm> yeah i know what you meant
16:18 <%+StrykerX> Cause if it runs out.. Your site will be slow as fuck
16:18 <xm> i can see the history
16:43 <xm> what is the typical RAM setting for most virtual servers?
17:23 <%+StrykerX> Mine uses 700mb running CentOS 6, Irssi, PPTPD, Apache, MySQL
17:40 <%+StrykerX> It's got 1GB but can burst to 3GB if needed
17:56 <xm> personal server?
18:25 <%+StrykerX> Yup
18:33 <%+StrykerX> Only upload shit to test PHP/MySQL
19:39 <xm> how many times have you patched apache this year?
19:52 <xm> does it require many updates?
19:58 <%+StrykerX> I only installed it a week ago lol
20:01 <xm> heh
20:03 <%+StrykerX> It's the latest stable release
20:07 <xm> it seems secure though
20:11 <%+StrykerX> Don't do edge
20:15 <%+StrykerX> Always seems to fuck up
20:17 <xm> relative to things like how sendmail used to be
20:40 <xm> although i think by default sendmail doesnt accept incoming
21:05 <%+StrykerX> It's called SENDmail
21:07 <%+StrykerX> Not MAIL
21:09 <%+StrykerX> :P
21:22 <%+StrykerX> I don't have a mail server on it atm
21:30 <%+StrykerX> It's secure as fuck though
22:17 <xm> do you have https on
22:47 <%+StrykerX> Yeah but I don't have a cert installed
22:57 <%+StrykerX> Cbf buying one and self signed is a waste of time
27:33 <xm> they are expensive arent they?
27:58 <xm> it was just that my site now has a callback where paypal goes back to my site
28:19 <xm> paypal does transactions over https so if it's returning to a http it comes up with a popup warning in your browser. could piss off users
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58:36 <%+steven_> paypal is fucked
58:51 <%+steven_> i hate it
59:01 <%+StrykerX> I stopped using it
59:07 <%+StrykerX> Did my head in
59:07 <%+steven_> i need to make two accounts
59:24 <%+steven_> i get people to send to one, then i send to my real one
59:33 <%+steven_> so when they dispute the payment i still get it
59:37 <%+steven_> >:]
59:45 <%+StrykerX> Hahahaha
59:47 <%+StrykerX> Shifty cunt
59:53 <%+steven_> been around to long
00:01 <%+steven_> to many little cunts try rip me of all the time
00:03 <%+steven_> :P
00:08 <%+StrykerX> lol
00:13 <%+StrykerX> Kids of today
00:29 <%+steven_> they make fake logs all this shit
02:40 <%+steven_> then a week later message me asking why there account is perm banned from xbox live
02:59 <%+StrykerX> lolll
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47:00 <anotherirc3r> meelzy!
47:09 <anotherirc3r> how are you hawt stuff ?
47:14 <amelia> rawrrrr wots doin nony
47:18 <amelia> i had a super day
48:06 <anotherirc3r> yeah?!
48:19 <anotherirc3r> wear your new dress sexc?
49:13 <amelia> oh nup i wore diff one
49:27 <anotherirc3r> aww lol
49:33 <amelia> wot do you work as?
49:36 <anotherirc3r> save it for tomorrow
49:49 <anotherirc3r> on Workcover at the moment
50:00 <%+StrykerX> PIX! :D
50:03 <anotherirc3r> but did admin with department of education
50:08 <%+StrykerX> Sick of everyone saying you're hot
50:10 <%+StrykerX> I WANNA SEE!
50:25 <anotherirc3r> she's mineeeeee
50:39 <%+StrykerX> That's fine.. I just wanna looksie :P
51:03 <amelia> ohhh so a government job?
51:11 <%+StrykerX> As if ignore
51:12 <anotherirc3r> ya
51:13 <amelia> ahahah stryke relax I'm not a hottie
51:17 <anotherirc3r> is
51:23 <%+StrykerX> PIX OR ITS NOT TRUE
51:24 <anotherirc3r> she so is
51:26 <%+StrykerX> GOGOGOG
51:35 <%+StrykerX> Don't care if I sound despo
51:38 <amelia> nuh i never kno where it will end up
51:41 <anotherirc3r> lol
51:45 <amelia> you're friends with the peeps in melb
51:47 <%+StrykerX> In my special collection ;)
51:51 <amelia> and they do not like @ me
51:51 <%+StrykerX> With anotherirc3r ;)
51:58 <anotherirc3r> spankbank
52:03 <anotherirc3r> lol not me
52:03 <%+StrykerX> Yup!
52:10 <%+StrykerX> Hahaha
52:13 <anotherirc3r> pffft melbourne
52:15 <anotherirc3r> idiots
52:21 <%+StrykerX> Yup, especially simba
52:24 <%+StrykerX> Biggest dick in there
52:27 <amelia> i like simbie
52:32 <%+StrykerX> He's a fuckwit
52:48 <amelia> you're mates with them all aren't you
52:53 <%+StrykerX> Nope
52:54 <amelia> serenity and maurice etc
53:03 <%+StrykerX> I talk to serenity occasionally
53:07 <%+StrykerX> That's about it
53:08 <anotherirc3r> power-trippers
53:08 <amelia> yah
53:14 <%+StrykerX> Plus people in here
53:41 <amelia> fairy nuff
53:45 <%+StrykerX> I'll show you mine if you show me yours.. *seedyface*
53:49 <amelia> bwahahahha
53:56 <%+StrykerX> Note: My pix might not be 100% real
54:05 <amelia> no deal
54:11 <%+StrykerX> WHY?!
54:13 <%+StrykerX> :(
54:24 <amelia> i only feel comfy sending to girls haha and xm and few others
54:34 <%+StrykerX> I see how it is!
54:37 * StrykerX stomps off
54:43 <amelia> sook
54:56 <%+StrykerX> Bite me!
55:02 <amelia> you wish jellyfish
55:06 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) +o amelia
55:08 <%+StrykerX> Ohhhh bby yes
55:09 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) +o mbison
55:15 * StrykerX gets moist
55:26 <amelia> ahahahaha yuxxx moisty fudgy grossness
55:34 <%+StrykerX> Ohhhh
55:44 <%+StrykerX> You wanna see a moist gaping hole I think it was?
55:49 <amelia> AHAHHAH
55:52 <amelia> worst ever
55:54 <amelia> gape
55:55 <%+StrykerX> That can be arranged!
55:56 <amelia> yux
56:13 * StrykerX smacks smashmouse
56:20 <%+StrykerX> She wants a moist gaping hole
56:21 <%+StrykerX> NOW
56:57 <anotherirc3r> lol
57:11 <amelia> Joshjewah wants a moist gaping hole i reckon
57:21 <%+StrykerX> He has one..
57:24 * StrykerX winx
59:08 <amelia> bwahahah
59:11 <amelia> no doubt
59:47 <%+StrykerX> Begged for it
59:50 <%+StrykerX> So I obliged
00:04 <amelia> made him beg ay
00:05 <anotherirc3r> disturbing channel lol
00:13 <%+StrykerX> Fuck oath
00:19 <%+StrykerX> Best way :P
02:21 <%+StrykerX> He likes being the bitch
02:31 <%+StrykerX> Anyway, now I feel weird so I'm stopping this
02:52 <TokenDaRing> lol
02:57 <TokenDaRing> damn that curry was good
03:03 <%+steven_> CURRY CURRY
03:06 <%+StrykerX> You'll feel it later mate
03:12 <TokenDaRing> nah
03:14 <TokenDaRing> where's joshy?
03:19 <%+StrykerX> Off fapping
03:22 <TokenDaRing> lol
03:28 <%+StrykerX> Over his moist gaping hole
03:28 <TokenDaRing> over his mum\
03:31 * StrykerX eyes amelia
03:55 <amelia> bwahhaahhaa
03:59 <amelia> wasn't me
05:58 <%+StrykerX> Jim is sucking up BGs arse so bad atm
06:15 <%+StrykerX> It's making me feel ill
06:33 <TokenDaRing> lol
06:39 <TokenDaRing> the blind autist needs every chance he can get
06:53 <Oskarr> They're related
06:53 <%+StrykerX> So he's going for the austnet bulldog
07:02 <%+StrykerX> Also a good probability Oskarr
07:06 <Oskarr> to eachother.
07:28 <%+steven_> /msg operop netban add
07:29 <anotherirc3r> we don't actually know she's a bulldog
07:37 <anotherirc3r> matter of opinion guys
07:52 <TokenDaRing> I'd be willing to bet real money on it
07:55 <%+StrykerX> Fuck I'm bored
08:01 <%+StrykerX> Thinking maybe an early one
08:58 <anotherirc3r> StrykerX has met me. what horrid things has he told you, hmmm?
09:11 <%+StrykerX> She's a cutie
09:13 <%+StrykerX> I'd tap that
09:17 * StrykerX winx seedily
09:42 <anotherirc3r> you lie
09:54 <%+StrykerX> No I don't. :D
10:12 <TokenDaRing> no need to beat up on yourself anotherirc3r
10:14 <anotherirc3r> you do.
10:33 <anotherirc3r> I am allowed to disagree!
10:49 <%+StrykerX> Well, I stand by what I say.
11:03 <%+StrykerX> Infact.. If I come over tomorrow night.. *seedy eyes*
11:41 <anotherirc3r> lol right
11:51 <anotherirc3r> too much alcohol for you
11:57 <%+StrykerX> I'm sober :D
12:23 <anotherirc3r> for now lol
12:34 <%+StrykerX> Cbf going bottlo
12:45 <%+StrykerX> Unless you're gonna spike my drink?
13:21 <anotherirc3r> of course
13:34 <anotherirc3r> see I did it when we met
13:36 <%+StrykerX> Eeeeexcellent
13:43 <%+StrykerX> But I refused to drink anything!
13:51 <%+StrykerX> So what did you spike? My ciggi?!
14:03 <anotherirc3r> lol yeah
14:11 <%+StrykerX> ..Which was out in the car anyway!
14:49 <anotherirc3r> hush you
14:55 <%+StrykerX> Mwa!!
15:25 <anotherirc3r> weren't you going to bed? :P
15:33 <amelia> Who's a bulldog
15:43 <%+StrykerX> You coming? :P
15:50 <%+StrykerX> amelia: BABYGIRL
16:17 <anotherirc3r> lol no dear
16:27 <%+StrykerX> REJECTED
16:41 <anotherirc3r> awww
16:58 <anotherirc3r> sounds mean when you say it like that :/
17:06 <%+StrykerX> Well you did!
17:11 <%+StrykerX> Okay I'm over being seedy
17:33 <anotherirc3r> you are?! *falls over*
17:50 <%+StrykerX> Naww.. Were you getting excited?
18:31 * StrykerX pats anotherirc3r
18:47 <anotherirc3r> pffft sif pat
18:52 <%+StrykerX> Fine
18:58 * StrykerX pets anotherirc3r
19:01 <%+StrykerX> ;D
19:20 <anotherirc3r> that's worse!
19:24 <anotherirc3r> not a dog :/
19:30 <%+StrykerX> It's getting hot in here
19:32 * StrykerX fans self
19:39 <TokenDaRing> you know
19:45 <TokenDaRing> some nights I wish I could get stone drunk
19:59 <%+StrykerX> Me too
20:03 <%+StrykerX> Most nights actually
20:17 <anotherirc3r> stone drunk?
20:24 <%+StrykerX> lol @ this..
20:26 <%+StrykerX> [20:11] <StrykerX> I wanna see your photo! It's doing my head in bub
20:27 <%+StrykerX> [20:12] <BABYGIRL> im not showing u a picture of me ull have long wait to c one
20:31 <%+StrykerX> [20:12] <StrykerX> Naww
20:36 <%+StrykerX> [20:12] <StrykerX> You suck!
20:38 <%+StrykerX> [20:12] <StrykerX> What's to hide?
20:41 <%+StrykerX> [20:14] <BABYGIRL> something like that
20:46 <%+StrykerX> [20:14] <BABYGIRL> :)
20:51 <%+StrykerX> BULLDOG4LYF
20:57 <TokenDaRing> anotherirc3r: blotto off my face
21:04 <anotherirc3r> ahhh
21:11 <anotherirc3r> would be nice
21:14 <amelia> i plan on doing just that tomorrow night
21:16 <%+StrykerX> Y7up
21:22 <%+StrykerX> Same amelia
21:25 <%+StrykerX> Keen as :D
21:35 <anotherirc3r> haha nice meelzy
21:46 <anotherirc3r> going anywhere special?
22:11 <amelia> drinks at friends place then to bar/pub
22:24 <amelia> but last time i said that,didn't get home til 5am haha
23:08 <anotherirc3r> oooohh
23:17 <anotherirc3r> pick up a hotti
23:22 <anotherirc3r> hottie
23:28 <anotherirc3r> phone really?!
23:37 <amelia> nuh i can only flirt when i dont mean to
23:53 <%+StrykerX> Actually that's a good idea
23:55 <amelia> soon as i realise he flirting @ me i lose it
23:56 * StrykerX plots
24:17 <anotherirc3r> they'll just see you and swarm over meelzy hun
24:36 <amelia> like dis one time, i had listed a property that was being built and there was this hot builder boy
25:10 <amelia> and he was jus being nice and said hello love how are you this morning and i got all shy and nervous and in my head i said hi but i was also thinking hello
25:17 <%+steven_> better not be going to the brook
25:22 <amelia> and i said hi-lo
25:23 <%+steven_> dawg
25:40 <anotherirc3r> awwww
25:41 <amelia> and i jus hung my head and walked off haha
25:46 <anotherirc3r> you adorable dag
25:49 <%+StrykerX> lol @ hi-lo
25:50 <anotherirc3r> lol
25:55 <amelia> i think maybe go brook cos my friend live there
25:58 <amelia> ahahaha
27:07 <%+StrykerX> steven_: Are the dickheads on?
27:12 <%+StrykerX> I wanna fuck with em. :D
33:10 <%+steven_> couple
33:21 <%+StrykerX> Answered like 5 min later
33:25 <%+StrykerX> Already connected bro
33:27 <%+steven_> haha
33:41 <%+StrykerX> Not going hard enough to go rampaging
33:57 <%+steven_> babygurl is a retard
34:15 <%+StrykerX> Yup
35:32 <%+StrykerX> Is officeworks from here?
36:33 <%+steven_> i guess
36:56 <anotherirc3r> yes
39:04 <%+steven_> he is famous
39:24 <Oskarr> Yeah I dunno.. I think officeworks is all over the country bro.
39:38 <%+StrykerX> Thought it was you
39:39 <%+StrykerX> lol
39:49 <Oskarr> oh he';s quick!
40:07 <anotherirc3r> indeed
40:11 <%+StrykerX> Quick as a turtle mate
40:38 <Oskarr> :P
41:32 <TokenDaRing> babygirl is missing some chromosomes
41:51 <%+StrykerX> Yes.. Some..
42:05 <TokenDaRing> she does line dancing
42:07 <TokenDaRing> rofl
42:10 <TokenDaRing> BOOT SCOOTING
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50:09 <Oskarr> Welcome Back :)
50:17 <anotherirc3r> thanks :)
50:23 <anotherirc3r> damned app
52:05 * Oskarr kicks it
52:33 <TokenDaRing> hey Oskarr honey
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54:33 <anotherirc3r> tell me about it
54:39 <anotherirc3r> it just likes to freeze
55:13 <TokenDaRing> FREEZE, PROGRAM
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57:06 <%+StrykerX> Wut?
57:07 <anotherirc3r> no. don't freeze program :/
57:12 <%+StrykerX> Oh
57:19 <%+StrykerX> Stupid phone
57:45 <anotherirc3r> mmm
59:44 <amelia> so did i tell you guus the story bout when i moved house last month
59:56 <TokenDaRing> no
59:58 <anotherirc3r> which?!
59:59 <TokenDaRing> did it involve dicks
00:06 <amelia> yah 3x dicks
00:17 <StrykingX> 4some
00:18 <StrykingX> Joy
00:22 <StrykingX> Hot too
00:25 <amelia> so i hired removalists so i could get the fuck out my exs house right
00:55 <amelia> and they ended up damaging all my shit... dents and scratches to stainless steel fridge, damage dining table, goass to coffee table etc
01:25 <StrykingX> Sounds normal
01:37 <amelia> so the boss came round and checked it all out n said bullshit it wasnt my guys and long story short it ended up with this 50 yr old man, tall and well built goin nuts at me
02:03 <amelia> 5"5 lil fuckin blonde girl. Tellin me to get fucked and I'm jus a fuckin liar
02:09 <amelia> etc etc
02:20 <amelia> and the mother fucker jus drove off with my dining table ahah
02:39 <StrykingX> Nice
02:40 <amelia> "too fuckin bad you're not gettin your table"
02:45 <TokenDaRing> don't hire picard to move your shit
02:46 <StrykingX> Habib brothers moving?
02:55 <amelia> so i wrote it off as a life lesson cos i cbf with drama
03:00 <xm> sounds like you dealt with bikies
03:04 <amelia> and today... 6 weeks later, he calls me at my work
03:07 <amelia> and says
03:10 <amelia> hello my girl
03:18 <amelia> i have a table of yours I'd like to deliver
03:42 <amelia> when can i drop it off, i hope you've been well my girl
03:42 <xm> keep her dining table; keep her keen
03:58 <amelia> I'm like wtf is this the same guy
04:03 <amelia> so i got my table back
04:04 <amelia> de end
04:08 <amelia> fanks for listening guys
04:22 <xm> our work is moving to the CBD apparently
04:27 <StrykingX> That wasn't very exciting!
04:29 <Oskarr> [18/06/2015 21:02:29] (TokenDaRing): Picard, do you still polish your head with piss?
04:33 <xm> i only have a laptop and monitor really
04:35 <xm> easy peasy
04:38 <amelia> don't get these guys to relocate your work
04:44 <xm> was it dove removals?
04:46 <amelia> stryke do you want another story
04:49 <xm> we used them once and they were shit
04:52 <amelia> a more interesting one
05:00 <xm> they are a christian company too
05:01 <amelia> nuh not dove
05:07 <StrykingX> Yup
05:08 <amelia> they sound Christian
05:13 <StrykingX> Amuse me amelia
05:18 <amelia> ok so i used to work in the city right
05:18 <StrykingX> Bored SHITLESS
05:23 <StrykingX> Yep
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05:39 <amelia> and it was my lunch break so i walked up to hay st to get my fave lunch
05:46 <amelia> (shnitzel)
05:48 Mode: (by Oskarr) +ooo anotherirc3r smashmouse StrykingX
06:12 <xm> did you run into John Kizon
06:16 <amelia> anyway I'm walkin back down to my work, pretty chuffed wif my shnitzel when all of a sudden
06:34 <amelia> a black ute drives up and theres this boy hanging out the window
06:43 <amelia> waving sumfink at me
06:49 <StrykingX> Oh my..
06:50 <amelia> screaming wooooooooo
06:52 <amelia> den i realise
06:55 * StrykingX fans self
06:55 <amelia> its the biggest
06:57 <amelia> blackest
06:59 <amelia> dildo
07:02 <amelia> you ever did see
07:07 <StrykingX> Hahahahaha
07:10 <xm> have you seen Clockwork Orange
07:10 <amelia> in de middle of the city
07:21 <amelia> and I'm like wtf and then i laughed and he laughed
07:23 <StrykingX> Long story short you're married now?!
07:24 <amelia> and drove away
07:29 <amelia> de end
07:30 <xm> have you heard of Crazy Waltzing Matilda lady
07:31 <amelia> ahahahahahaha
07:49 * StrykingX takes notes.. Wave dildos
07:53 <amelia> but xm i did see kizon in subiaco
08:03 <amelia> bwahahaha do not wave dildos
08:06 <amelia> it was odd
08:07 <xm> he's a slav isnt he
08:08 <amelia> but finny
08:13 <StrykingX> Why not
08:19 <StrykingX> Random stuff is awesome
08:20 <amelia> i not sure to he honest, i dont fink he is
08:48 <amelia> that same day, i did a home open and took a lovely young couple thru
09:00 <amelia> and the neighbour decided to crank hardcore porn as loud as he coukd
09:09 <StrykingX> Hahhaha
09:15 <StrykingX> Sounds like me
09:25 <amelia> yoi could hear the balls slapping against ass it was that loud
09:26 <StrykingX> Are you in Melbourne by any chance?
09:31 <amelia> ahahahah no sir
09:41 <StrykingX> Oh.. Not me then
09:53 <StrykingX> Competition has erupted though!
09:55 <amelia> and that night we went out
10:12 <amelia> and walked past a guy i didnt even see standing there in the shadows
10:18 <amelia> and he popped out and said 3x
10:39 <StrykingX> Lolll
10:40 <amelia> i like to masturbate i like to masturbate i like to masturbate
10:46 <amelia> it was the oddest day of my life
10:56 <TokenDaRing> I like to masturabte over older women
10:56 <StrykingX> You live somewhere fun
10:59 <StrykingX> Whrre is it
11:04 <amelia> perth
11:07 <amelia> fuckin trippers
11:10 <StrykingX> Ohhjj
11:18 <StrykingX> I was there for a bit
11:21 <TokenDaRing> yeah perth is full of weirdos
11:31 <StrykingX> Banned from Myer in the CBD
11:36 <StrykingX> -.-
11:41 <amelia> i have so many odd stories like when a guy at a home open pulled down his pants and showed me his arse
11:44 <amelia> why you get banned
11:55 <StrykingX> For being a fag
11:56 <StrykingX> Lol
11:59 <amelia> bwahahahah
12:09 <StrykingX> Prancing around the makeup section with a mate
12:17 <amelia> prancing around
12:18 <StrykingX> Violating mannequins
12:24 <amelia> AHAHAHAAHA
12:34 <amelia> ya dick hole
12:37 <StrykingX> Security are such prudes!
12:49 <StrykingX> They rock
12:57 <StrykingX> No resistance or saying no
13:01 <StrykingX> :D
13:07 <amelia> they used to have yummy cookies in that myer
13:12 <amelia> or maybe it was david jones
13:39 <StrykingX> Oh and I had abos try rob me on the train
13:45 <xm> LOL StrykingX
13:45 <StrykingX> But thats not news there
13:55 <amelia> yah welcome to perth
14:02 <StrykingX> No lie xm
14:04 <xm> ive never had problems with abos really
14:08 <StrykingX> They chased me
14:14 <xm> ive had a gay abo try to follow me off the bus to home
14:22 <amelia> we've all been chased my abodiginals
14:30 <xm> on the bus he moved all the way from the top to where i was after turning around and seeing me
14:39 <xm> i dont go out at night much
14:53 <xm> ive heard many bad stories about northbridge of course
14:56 <amelia> waiting for bus in the city when i was younger there was one who came up and asked wot time a completely diff bus leaves and i said i dunno
15:04 <StrykingX> Northbridge
15:08 <StrykingX> Ohhhhh good times
15:13 <amelia> then he said ILL FUCKIN KILL YOU LIL SLUT ILL SLIT YOUR THROAT
15:20 <xm> someone has been killed at a bus stop that i used to catch on the old wellington station
15:29 <xm> yes, someone had their throat slit there by an abo
15:31 <amelia> and came up to me and 2 guys ran up and held him back
15:34 <xm> you're lucky it didnt happen to you
15:39 <StrykingX> Pissed on a church (drunk and didn't see it behind the bush)
15:39 <xm> i think it was an abo
15:50 <StrykingX> Got bitten by a whitetail
15:53 <StrykingX> Karma
15:58 <xm> amelia, you know at the 886 etc stop on wellington someone had their throat slit?
16:00 <amelia> ahahahahahahaha
16:01 <xm> he died
16:04 <amelia> holy shit
16:06 <amelia> really
16:07 <amelia> fuck
16:09 <xm> yeah
16:15 <StrykingX> I remember that stop
16:20 <StrykingX> Not sure why
16:22 <amelia> it was so dodgy there
16:24 <xm> the guy asked for a cig or something and the Asian had none, so he got the slit
16:31 <amelia> i remember the toilets seeing needles n shit in them
16:36 <amelia> aw fuck
16:39 <StrykingX> That might be why lol
16:43 <xm> that could have been me!
16:47 <xm> scary isnt it
16:53 <amelia> phew it wasn't
17:05 <amelia> i had abodiginal at mirrabooka bus stop try shit
17:14 <StrykingX> I don't recall seeing asians in Perth
17:15 <amelia> whole bench was free and he sits up right on me
17:17 <xm> i see way more Africans at mirrabooka than abos now
17:26 <StrykingX> Just whities and drunk abos
17:27 <amelia> asked if i had bf but wouldn't make eye contsct
17:36 <xm> yeah, more Asians over east
17:54 <StrykingX> I was living near Subiaco
17:58 <amelia> then callwd me a dog for not givij him $$ then i got up and fuckin ran for it cos i knew he wasnt makin eye contact cos he was gonna do sumfin
18:04 <StrykingX> Pretty tame there
18:11 <amelia> subi is nice
18:17 <amelia> bit more dodgy these days tho
18:34 <xm> https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/6603693/bus-station-killer-jailed-for-10-years/
18:35 <StrykingX> Border of Leederville and Subi from memory
18:49 <StrykingX> Good old days
18:52 <xm> my sister lives in west Leederville. it's pretty good
18:57 <StrykingX> Yup
19:22 <xm> i love that fish & chips place in Leederville. they're really generous. cant remember its name
19:26 <amelia> geez thats depressing
19:26 <StrykingX> It's so different to Melbourne lol
19:34 <amelia> sweet lips?
19:38 <StrykingX> People actually say hi
19:47 <StrykingX> And acknowledge you exist
19:51 <xm> yeah think it is amelia
20:02 <xm> fried fetta!!!!
20:16 <Oskarr> Bus Station killer?
20:18 <amelia> I'd wanna live in mt hawthorn
20:25 <amelia> so pretty there
20:31 <StrykingX> I was friendly with the chick at subway
20:32 <Oskarr> I use to work at that Bus Station
20:32 <amelia> and i love those types of houses
20:40 <StrykingX> Was pretty cute
20:42 <xm> my sister's brother in law owns a place in mt hawthorn
20:47 <Oskarr> Wellington Street Bus Station News
20:52 <amelia> holy shit osks how are you still alive
21:01 <amelia> that place dodgy as
21:01 <StrykingX> Turned out she was a backpacker -.-
21:03 <xm> my sister and husband are thinking of moving to Joondana or Tuart Hill
21:07 <xm> sister prefers Joondana
21:24 <amelia> yah joondanna is real nice
21:26 <amelia> and pricey
21:27 <xm> Oskarr, how long ago? i used to go there all the time
21:34 <amelia> better than tuart hill
21:44 <xm> yeah that's why my sister wants Joondana
21:47 <Oskarr> Any time before 2008
21:57 <xm> i was at tuart hill nando's the other day and it felt so dodgy
22:01 <amelia> ahahahaha
22:02 <xm> people have been killed there too
22:05 <xm> a cyclist was stabbed
22:10 <amelia> whaaaaat really
22:12 <amelia> dodgy
22:16 <xm> at tuart hill maccas
22:36 <xm> i remember going through the maccas drive through once and being all innocent i wondered what the smell was. my sister knew it was pot
22:40 <xm> BUT HOW DID SHE KNOW????
22:41 <StrykingX> Wouldn't mind a trip back there
22:45 <StrykingX> For old times
22:58 <amelia> bwahahahhaahhaa
23:13 <amelia> yah perth is aiight
23:14 <StrykingX> See if I can still wander Northbridge sloshed yelling at thing
23:19 <StrykingX> Without being stabbed
23:23 <amelia> prob not
23:31 <StrykingX> I used to
23:44 <StrykingX> God knows how I'm alive lol
24:04 <TokenDaRing> PILLS HERE
24:06 <amelia> even girls start on girls there
24:07 <TokenDaRing> GOT PILLS
24:15 <StrykingX> Lolll
24:16 <xm> actually. for another dodgy story, a guy from my school was joking with one of those switch blade knives (???) at the morley bus depot but somehow managed to slit a girls throat
24:23 <StrykingX> Token hook a brother up
24:23 <xm> like pretending to do it but actually doing it
24:26 <amelia> wtf!!!
24:39 <amelia> perth sounds so scummy
24:41 <StrykingX> Wtf?!
24:47 <amelia> these days i jus chill at the beach
24:53 <StrykingX> How do you jokingly cut someones throat?!
24:57 <amelia> thank fuck there is no more need for pub transport
25:01 <StrykingX> I liked Fremantle
25:06 <amelia> yah thats not a funny joke at all
25:09 <amelia> freo is good
25:15 <amelia> i wants to go fishing there
25:15 <xm> i found fremantle to be anachronistic
25:21 <xm> like i was back in the 1800s
25:32 <StrykingX> That's why I like it lol
25:37 <xm> oldskool fool
25:41 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWFQXs2_et8
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25:52 <amelia> aint no school like the old school
25:54 <shadsam> yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy
26:05 <shadsam> `op
26:19 <amelia> are you wanking to that token
26:21 <amelia> sup shads
26:30 <shadsam> hi r u nude
26:31 <StrykingX> Went down to Mandurah
26:33 <StrykingX> Felt filthy
26:34 <shadsam> how r you
26:45 <shadsam> xxxxxxxooooooxxx
26:53 <anotherirc3r> heya shads
27:01 <shadsam> A M E L I A
27:05 <xm> amelia -- are there any large signs or ads with your picture in Perth of you doing a cheesy forced grin?
27:09 <shadsam> Anotherirc3r
27:15 <shadsam> hows thingz
27:20 <StrykingX> Please say yes Amelia
27:22 <amelia> fuck no
27:25 <StrykingX> Lool
27:28 <StrykingX> Nawww
27:33 <amelia> i didnt even want a photo on my business card
27:34 <anotherirc3r> alright, you?
27:34 <shadsam> op me baby
27:35 <shadsam> op me baby
27:39 <amelia> hate photos
27:50 <shadsam> nate is hairy
27:53 <shadsam> lol
27:56 <xm> "no, dont take my picture. coz trolls on IRC"
28:03 <amelia> bwahahahahhaha
28:07 <StrykingX> Hahaha
28:11 <amelia> nuh jus dont like photos in general
28:12 <shadsam> heyas xm`s
28:15 Mode: (by amelia) +o shadsam
28:16 <xm> ey shadsam
28:16 <StrykingX> Workplace risk
28:20 <shadsam> eminems and xms
29:29 <xm> when ever i go through the papers i like to analyse the faces of agents -- and they all look so untrustworthy
29:42 <amelia> bwahahahhha
29:51 <amelia> you seen my face do i look untrustworthy
29:53 <xm> we had bad experience with business agents too when selling our business
30:01 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/analoguechurch/phantom-rising
30:04 <StrykingX> Do you though?!
30:07 <shadsam> that sound ok xm
30:20 <xm> if you ever have a business card with a photo use the one with your dog licking your face
30:26 <xm> dogs have a good gut instinct
30:30 <shadsam> freezin i got shorts on xd
30:32 <StrykingX> Hahaha
30:33 <xm> people trust dogs!!
30:35 <amelia> ahahahaahha
30:41 <Oskarr> [18/06/2015 21:27:22] (StrykingX): Went down to Mandurah
30:41 <Oskarr> [18/06/2015 21:27:22] (StrykingX): Felt filthy
30:47 <xm> yeah mandurah is dodge
30:50 <amelia> does my other one with mud all over me make me look dodge
30:54 <Oskarr> Rockingham, Mandurah.. you will always get that feeling.
31:06 <StrykingX> Now I know BG lived there
31:13 <StrykingX> Makes sense
31:13 <xm> you were like holding a beer can or something
31:13 <Oskarr> haha
31:19 <amelia> udl
31:20 <amelia> ahahahaha
31:28 <xm> you might use my legal papers as a beer coaster
31:32 <xm> id find beer rings on it
31:42 <amelia> ahahahaaha i do not drink beer thank you
31:54 <StrykingX> What chick in Perth doesn't
31:55 <xm> what's your main poison?
31:59 <amelia> vodka
32:01 <StrykingX> ???
32:07 <amelia> and cider
32:10 <xm> yeah, my first love was vodka
32:17 <amelia> and cocktails
32:25 <xm> i got into a cider habit from the gay guy at my old job ordering heaps of it
32:44 <StrykingX> Was he abo
32:48 <xm> ranga
32:54 <StrykingX> Life's important questions
32:59 <StrykingX> Oh just as bad
33:19 <xm> i remember when there were boob shaped cakes and he complained saying, "i do not like boobs!"
33:30 <amelia> AHAHAHAAHHAAHHA
33:35 <StrykingX> He wanted a cock shaped one
33:45 <amelia> which cider did you drink
33:47 <StrykingX> Should've complied xm
33:52 <xm> there was this other guy that studied with him for years at work and didnt realise he was gay. the very last one to know
34:12 <amelia> ahahahahaha
34:14 <xm> he was a bit of a homophobe though. after he found out the guy was gay he started thinking eveyrone was
34:30 <xm> he would bend over to the small fridge and then turn around quickly to look at me, to make sure i wasnt doing a nate
34:39 <amelia> AHAHAAHAAHHA
34:41 <StrykingX> Hahahahaha
34:45 <amelia> Where is bloody nate
34:53 <xm> yes, where is that tortured soul
34:54 <amelia> he is good value
35:15 <amelia> plus i am doing a new gym schedule and need his input
35:46 <StrykingX> Smoko then bed
36:02 <StrykingX> Too cold atm
36:16 <amelia> pussy
36:52 <StrykingX> Stfu
37:02 <amelia> pussy
37:12 <xm> pussy with mascara tears
37:17 <StrykingX> We aren't all lucky enough to be in sunny Perth
37:32 <xm> good thing it didnt rain in the morn
37:54 <amelia> its actually cold and raining and dark
38:02 <amelia> bwahahha pussy with mascara tears
38:18 <xm> i dont mind cold, rainy and dark
38:22 <StrykingX> 9 but feels like 5.4
38:22 <xm> it's just electrical storms i hate
38:26 <amelia> i love it!!
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38:30 <xm> coz they fuck ya machines
38:37 <xm> yeah you're a whistler girl
38:41 <StrykingX> Bom nailed it
38:42 <xm> consider this weather training
39:18 <amelia> i dun need training for that
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39:30 <amelia> it feels like home the second you arrive
39:52 <xm> also what's gonna happen to your staffy?
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40:19 <amelia> prob my bro
40:21 <xm> monnie was it
40:31 <amelia> shes the only thing thats holding me back
40:35 <amelia> lil shweetiebum
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41:08 <xm> frozen tears at whistler
42:58 <xm> is this a sensitive topic i should not joke about???
43:02 <xm> doggy woggy
43:12 <amelia> how do you leave dis behind
43:15 <amelia> http://imgur.com/tgkiJbM
43:31 <amelia> ruff ruff
43:46 <xm> does it ever get aggressive with strangers in the park
44:09 <xm> or other dogs
44:14 <StrykingX> Cute
44:16 <amelia> female staffies yah
44:21 <xm> it looks friendly though
44:23 <amelia> she sits on them
44:26 <xm> lolll
44:27 <amelia> cos shes a jerk
44:47 <amelia> do you think she look friendly or mean
44:49 <xm> my sister wanted to call her dog Bella but then found out it's like the #1 female dog name. so chose Lily at #50
44:58 <amelia> i think friendly but all my friends say mean
45:00 <xm> but then when she took it to parks she's heard other dogs by the name of Lily
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45:06 <amelia> ahahhahhaha
45:09 <xm> her eyes are friendly
45:11 <amelia> lily is cute name
45:13 <xm> and most of all her ears
45:19 <xm> floppy ears = domesticated
45:26 <amelia> she loves other humans
45:30 <amelia> and male dogs
45:39 <amelia> not so much females
45:47 <amelia> bit of a mole
45:48 <xm> the russians domesticated the silver foxes and discovered that domesticated animals generally have the trait of floppy ears
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46:00 <xm> im just kind of wary about staffies
46:07 <xm> and rottweilers
46:08 <amelia> she cuddles up to all and any human tho, she'd wanna jus sleep next to ya
46:21 <xm> but i havent really met many staffies
46:26 <amelia> you don't like staffies and rotties?
46:35 <anotherirc3r> staffies are gorgeous
46:45 <xm> i havent seen many but ive seen footage of them being a bit aggressive
46:56 <StrykingX> Sisters staffy is like that
46:58 <StrykingX> Cuddly
46:59 <xm> of course ultimately it's the owner
47:22 <amelia> nawww wwot colour is your sisters
47:24 <anotherirc3r> we had one
47:29 <amelia> yah they friebdly dogs frankeh
47:34 <amelia> jus the ownes make them shit
47:35 <xm> if jack russells had their brains transplanted into the bodies of staffies the number of incidents would skyrocket
47:37 <StrykingX> Blue grey
47:49 <StrykingX> Whatever it's called
49:10 <amelia> its the lil yappy dogs that always start
50:06 <StrykingX> Yup
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50:23 <anotherirc3r> hate those
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51:06 <xm> ^5 to team cat
52:40 Mode: (by steven_) +oo anotherirc3r Oskarr
52:43 * StrykingX yawns 
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54:53 <amelia> nah
54:55 <amelia> cats sux
54:57 <amelia> :P
55:27 <xm> cats are soft tacos. dogs are hard tacos. why can we have them both?
55:38 <xm> cant*
55:51 <amelia> cos soft tacos suck
55:58 <xm> crikey m8
56:05 <amelia> soz2bursturbublderm8
56:08 <xm> the cracks are showing in our e-marriage tonight
56:27 <amelia> i like how we both said m8 tho
56:38 <xm> i dont understand hard tacos -- it just crumbles
56:43 <amelia> it cements out e-marriage whilst the cracks still show
56:52 <amelia> yah i lied. i actually prefer soft tacos
56:55 <amelia> way easier to eat
57:09 <amelia> i was jus being stubborn cos i dont like cats as much
57:20 <Oskarr> /notify -r shadsam
57:28 <xm> that's a relief. was just about to ring up nate my rebound
57:40 <StrykingX> Nates a good fill in
57:41 <xm> do you actually hate them or just indifferent
57:51 <amelia> nate is quite joy
57:55 <xm> i used to hate cats until about 10 years ago
58:00 <amelia> nuh I don't hate em
58:03 <amelia> i jus prefer dogs
58:06 <xm> found a litter in dad's garage and then it blossomed
58:08 <TokenDaRing> everyone invite picard into the channel
58:10 <amelia> awwwww
58:13 <xm> i was a dog person when growing up
58:33 <amelia> theb you turned to the dark aide
58:34 <amelia> side
58:38 <xm> didnt have one, but had like 6 dog toys
58:48 <xm> googie, boogie, woogie etc
58:50 <xm> *oogie
59:16 <amelia> ahahahahaa wotfadux
59:24 <xm> one of them was that toy dog where when you pull the leash it rolls along and barks
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59:57 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
00:19 <amelia> I'm surprised i didnt turn out a dyke
00:26 <amelia> i used to have street sharks
00:34 <xm> yeah, i get the impression you were a bit of a tom boy
00:43 <amelia> i even took one to bed wif me
00:56 <xm> did you like transformers. those were the best boy toys
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01:09 <xm> lego is good too but beyond being a toy. it's the toy of champions
01:19 <amelia> ahahahha yah lego was more like it
01:26 <amelia> the pirate one was best
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01:31 <amelia> cos it had canon balls
01:44 <amelia> you can shoot em at ppl (your siblings)
01:57 <xm> lego was good because when you needed a birthday gift for a male friend (sif have female friends) lego never went wrong
02:05 <amelia> bwahaahhaha
02:11 <xm> if they had it already it didnt matter, they had spare parts for more things then
02:23 <amelia> #1 choice for sure
02:30 <xm> shame about the price
02:38 <xm> but so good for the brain and imagination
02:41 <amelia> but soso worth it
03:07 <xm> so what about barbie dolls etc? did you play with those?
03:16 <xm> you probably got them as gifts
03:20 <amelia> i used to get em for bday and xmas
03:22 <xm> did you just burn them with magnifying glasses
03:29 <amelia> and then I'd get my mama to take em to the shops
03:36 <amelia> and exchange them for $$
03:39 <xm> nice 1
03:46 <xm> then you bought lego
03:50 <amelia> ahahahahahah
04:06 <amelia> if i had a sister would prob be different
04:16 <amelia> but wif 2 bros it was inevitable
04:21 <xm> my sisters had the strangest relationship
04:22 <%+steven_> what happened to nate
04:23 <%+steven_> hahh
04:29 <xm> it was very hate-lovey with lots of jealousy
04:36 <xm> im not sure what other sisters are like
04:40 <xm> maybe it's just a female thing
04:42 <amelia> ahahah welcome to being a female
04:49 <xm> yeah, i think it's just a female thing
04:52 <amelia> shteven has nathaniel left us
04:59 <amelia> females soso bitchy
05:09 <xm> if i were a chick id just have male friends probably. maybe 1-2 close female friends to share clothes with
05:22 <xm> or FASHION ADVICE!!!
05:34 <amelia> I dunno i got fair amount of male friends and they can be jus as bitchy
05:45 <amelia> the female ones jus tend to get annoying
05:47 <xm> "yeah you look great with short hair! it suits you!" translation: harharhar people in the gym are gonna give her shit
05:54 <TokenDaRing> xm just have gay friends
05:56 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHA
06:13 <amelia> yah all my female friends like my hair shorter
06:22 <amelia> but then that guy at gym tells me the real deal
06:41 <xm> we'll keep it reel ameel
06:58 <amelia> I'm growing it back m8
06:58 <xm> did any of your female friends suggest you cut it even shorter?
07:19 <amelia> nuhhhh not shorter but they jus said dont grow it long again
07:52 <amelia> you seen it short n long wot you think looked better
08:00 <xm> it didnt look short-short
08:12 <amelia> nuh jus short compared to wot it was
08:19 <amelia> still jus above shoulders
08:23 <xm> ill have to find the images again
08:49 <xm> but in general longer is better
08:53 <amelia> guys tend to like longer hair tho
08:54 <xm> unless you're going for a guiness world record
08:54 <amelia> yeah
09:10 <anotherirc3r> my hair is too long :/
09:15 <anotherirc3r> need haircut
09:19 <amelia> how long is yours?
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11:22 <shadsam> *..*
11:47 <shadsam> HI ALL
11:53 <shadsam> XD XD XD XD
12:51 <shadsam> bbib
14:28 <anotherirc3r> it's to my boobs meelz
14:34 <anotherirc3r> how long is that!
15:07 * shadsam slaps xm around a bit with a large trout
15:10 <amelia> thats a goos length!!
15:44 <anotherirc3r> you've seen haven't you?
16:27 <amelia> i seen it curleh but i cant tell how proper long ittis cos its kinda up i think from memory
16:48 Mode: (by steven_) +o shadsam
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19:46 Mode: (by shadsam) +o ameels
19:58 Mode: (by shadsam) +v ameels
20:04 <shadsam> xxx
20:10 <shadsam> brb
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22:07 <amelia> stupid
22:11 <amelia> interwebs
22:13 <anotherirc3r> lol scared meelz off
22:23 <amelia> nony i jealous of your long curleh hair
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23:12 <amelia> i fink i might have to jus cut it all off your head
23:19 <amelia> and stick it on mine
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25:02 <anotherirc3r> did you see it?
25:24 <amelia> yah nice and long
25:29 <amelia> and girly
26:29 <anotherirc3r> too long!
26:37 <amelia> DONT SAY THAT
26:41 <amelia> and dont cut it
26:45 <amelia> you'll regret it
26:57 <anotherirc3r> really?
27:03 <amelia> balee`dat
27:08 <amelia> yah i cut mine
27:11 <amelia> ill show you
27:17 <anotherirc3r> ooohh
28:09 <amelia> http://imgur.com/s1cOh7l
28:33 Mode: (by steven_) +o amelia
29:03 <anotherirc3r> I like!!!!!
29:10 <anotherirc3r> you like gorgeous
29:13 <anotherirc3r> look
30:24 <amelia> nar long hair so much more feminine and sexy
30:31 <amelia> you csn have nice bouncy curls
30:45 <amelia> don't
30:46 <amelia> you
30:47 <amelia> ever
30:49 <amelia> cut
30:51 <amelia> it
30:57 <amelia> or i snap ya neck m8
31:11 <anotherirc3r> lol
31:35 <anotherirc3r> wavy hair is annoying
32:37 <amelia> yah but den girls with straight hair want wavy hair
32:42 <amelia> bwahaha we are never happy
34:01 <anotherirc3r> lol
34:06 <anotherirc3r> no we aren't
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34:18 <anotherirc3r> I always wanted straight hair!
36:54 Mode: (by steven_) +o shadsam
36:58 <%+steven_> same
37:04 <%+steven_> my nose is running
37:25 <%+steven_> so anoying
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37:34 <%+steven_> collllllllllld weather is shit
38:01 <amelia> you're shit
38:10 <amelia> so uptight over cold weather
38:14 <%+steven_> haa
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38:24 <%+steven_> yeah ey!
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38:58 <amelia> haha
39:05 <%+steven_> almost bed time
39:12 <%+steven_> hard day
39:27 <anotherirc3r> wb :)
39:43 <StrykingX> As if hide your face Amelia
40:02 <StrykingX> What a half arsed photo!!
40:17 <amelia> thats how i roll
41:00 <Oskarr> Thanks :]
41:39 <anotherirc3r> she's cleverer than me lol
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42:00 <Oskarr> I drive a V8 supercar.. that's how I roll
42:20 <StrykingX> Minus the v8
42:39 <amelia> bwahahaha
43:20 <Oskarr> yeah v6... still better than your 4 cyl
43:44 <amelia> strykes honda civic will make your v8 eat dust ok osks
44:05 <Oskarr> Id like to see that.
44:07 <StrykingX> Vtec bro
44:19 <amelia> haha
44:37 <StrykingX> Own your life
44:49 <Oskarr> Drop you at the lights bro
44:54 <anotherirc3r> lol
45:01 <anotherirc3r> damn I miss my car
45:15 <StrykingX> Fjck ya lights cunt
45:22 <StrykingX> Fuck too
45:33 <StrykingX> Vtec kicked in while typing
45:34 <TokenDaRing> [22:43:41] beehhh [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: wankers
45:35 <TokenDaRing> rofl
45:37 <StrykingX> :/
46:47 <StrykingX> Lolol
46:54 <StrykingX> He loves you TokenDaRing
46:58 <anotherirc3r> seems your friend left
47:07 <amelia> you picking on ppl tokes
47:12 <TokenDaRing> yup
47:16 <TokenDaRing> I love giving Beehhh shit
47:20 <TokenDaRing> that useless maggot shitstain
47:30 <StrykingX> L
47:31 <StrykingX> Haha
47:36 Nick: mbison is now known as mbis0n
47:42 <amelia> bully
47:43 <TokenDaRing> for someone who claims he doesn't care about Australia or want to come back
47:50 <TokenDaRing> he sure comes on austnet a lot
48:00 <anotherirc3r> I know meelz
48:05 <anotherirc3r> they're mean
48:08 <amelia> haha
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48:14 <StrykingX> They?
48:22 <StrykingX> Who is they?
48:33 <anotherirc3r> do you not pick on anyone ?
48:42 <anotherirc3r> I rest my case.
48:47 <StrykingX> I wasn't talking to beehhh!!
48:50 <amelia> case has been rested
49:02 <StrykingX> Oi.. Don't turn my shit back on me
49:03 <TokenDaRing> I don't pick on StrykerX
49:04 <TokenDaRing> or steven_
49:22 <TokenDaRing> or Oskarr, xm, mbis0n, Exo, DoC, amelia or damian
49:37 <anotherirc3r> you picked on me
49:40 <StrykingX> Neither
49:40 <anotherirc3r> ya meant
49:44 <anotherirc3r> meany
50:08 <StrykingX> Make love
50:11 <StrykingX> Not war
50:42 <Oskarr> FigHt! fIghT! fIgHt! fiGht!
50:44 <Oskarr> FigHt! fIghT! fIgHt! fiGht!
51:50 <StrykingX> Oskar: Ford or Holden?
52:05 <TokenDaRing> people like Picard and beehhh deserve to have shit given to them
52:07 <Oskarr> Holden.
52:30 <StrykingX> Mate.. My xr6 turbo will shit all over your ss
52:42 <StrykingX> Before it even comes on boost
52:49 <TokenDaRing> rofl
52:54 <TokenDaRing> neither
52:57 <TokenDaRing> get a decent car instead
53:02 <StrykingX> Like?
53:06 <StrykingX> Civic?
53:10 <TokenDaRing> rofl shit no
53:14 <StrykingX> Hahaha
53:32 <StrykingX> Sif not vtec
53:40 <StrykingX> What then?
53:49 <TokenDaRing> the company car I had could drag off bloody commies and falcons alike
53:57 <TokenDaRing> and it was just a shitty diesel turbo xtrail
54:48 <anotherirc3r> sleepy
54:55 <anotherirc3r> bed time I think
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55:12 <Oskarr> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SinhJXGbjA
55:23 <Oskarr> StrykingX, Not you is it?
55:23 <StrykingX> Xtrail
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55:39 <StrykingX> I can shit faster
55:51 <StrykingX> Me too Anotherirc3r
55:59 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: oddly I never had a ford or holden out drag me at lights in that thing
56:04 <TokenDaRing> skylines were a different matter
56:10 <StrykingX> Loll
56:37 <TokenDaRing> it was kinda fun though, because I'd beat them to the other side of the lights and just sit on the speed limit
56:44 <TokenDaRing> and they'd always have to hoon past at like 20k's over
56:52 <TokenDaRing> it's like goading someone into a speed ticket
56:53 <StrykingX> Yeah
57:06 <StrykingX> It gets like that
57:11 <Oskarr> anotherirc3r, Night :)
57:17 <TokenDaRing> seriously, that little xtrail was fun
57:29 <anotherirc3r> night Oskarr :)
57:30 <TokenDaRing> the first second after putting the accelerator down, it was gutless
57:34 <TokenDaRing> then turbo kicked in
57:57 <StrykingX> Turbo diesel is fun
58:05 <TokenDaRing> great for long distance driving
59:15 <StrykingX> I had an iload td
59:24 <StrykingX> Zippy as
00:09 <StrykingX> Night all
00:12 Quit: StrykingX ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
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04:09 Mode: (by steven_) +oo Oskarr shadsam
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14:41 <%+steven_> welllllll
14:49 <%+steven_> about that time
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25:29 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> roflllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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53:13 <Oskarr> hmm
55:44 <amelia> no nathaniel tonight
55:55 <amelia> has he dumped us
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