// #nerdhacks — 2015-06-07
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00:04:49 Join: slinky_J ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
00:04:53 <slinky_J> MAN
00:05:00 <slinky_J> I AM SICK OF OFFICEWORKS steven_
00:05:21 <slinky_J> i ban him because he is going to keep going off at that 15 yr old chicks in other nerdz
00:05:26 <slinky_J> n now hes fucking with me
00:05:31 <slinky_J> get rid of the guy bro
00:06:08 <slinky_J> I cant undo his ban
00:06:16 <slinky_J> he over rides me.
00:06:23 <slinky_J> jesus christ
00:06:49 <slinky_J> givin shit to a 15 yr old n he spazzes out on me when i ban him for it.
00:07:12 <slinky_J> idle 3 hrs
00:07:15 <slinky_J> my bad..
00:07:29 <slinky_J> fkn officeworks is pollock isnt it.
00:25:24 <Saemon> hey guys
00:25:34 <Saemon> i need some advice about dating
00:25:57 <Saemon> if i ask a chick out and she says no, but i still like her and want to remain friends, is that possible?
00:26:08 <Saemon> i dont want to cut her out of my life completely
00:26:30 <Saemon> hopefully, if i remain in contact with her as friends
00:26:50 <Saemon> maybe somewhere down the track something may deveplop between us
00:30:48 <slinky_J> huh
00:30:56 <slinky_J> pressing issue
00:31:00 <slinky_J> like why is pollock
00:31:03 <slinky_J> being such a cunt
00:31:06 <slinky_J> answer that
00:31:09 <slinky_J> and ill help you
00:45:42 Join: anonymousmoron ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
00:45:57 * anonymousmoron stalks slinky_J
00:50:29 <steven_> bah
00:50:38 <slinky_J> dude
00:50:40 <slinky_J> pm bro
00:50:46 <steven_> went to church
00:50:47 <steven_> ahahahahahaah
00:51:23 Mode: (by steven_) +o slinky_J
00:51:42 <slinky_J> church
00:51:44 <slinky_J> ty
00:51:52 <slinky_J> ive been thinkin bout that ey
00:52:06 <slinky_J> the club or real church haha
00:52:09 <steven_> stop
00:52:16 <steven_> ;p
00:52:24 <steven_> the real church
00:52:29 <steven_> waste of time
00:52:37 <steven_> i just went to shut this cunt up
00:52:38 <steven_> hahah
00:52:45 <steven_> i tell him im going to the brothel and shit
00:52:49 <steven_> he is like 'no steve'
00:52:57 <steven_> 'what about your wife'
00:53:06 <steven_> "dont tell her, im not going to"
00:54:49 <xm> real lyfe trollin'
00:54:59 <anonymousmoron> hai xm
00:55:02 <xm> ey anonymousmoron
00:55:18 <steven_> nar wasnt to bad
00:55:24 <steven_> good nap
00:56:59 <anonymousmoron> not even a hi slinky_J?
00:57:16 <steven_> yeh slinky_J bit slack bruh
00:58:11 Mode: (by steven_) +oo anonymousmoron Saemon
00:58:25 <slinky_J> aye
00:58:26 <slinky_J> soz
00:58:29 <steven_> sup Saemon ?
00:58:34 <slinky_J> i was harrassing steven_ in pm
00:58:40 <slinky_J> about Sperm Whales
00:58:42 <steven_> looooooooool
00:58:46 <slinky_J> and their huge dicks
00:58:49 <slinky_J> lolzzz
00:58:59 <slinky_J> ty for joining anonymousmoron
00:59:08 <slinky_J> welcum 2 deh chan!
00:59:20 <anonymousmoron> thanks :)
00:59:21 <slinky_J> DAYUM GIRL GOT OPS AT THE TOP
00:59:24 <slinky_J> LOOK AT THAT
00:59:25 <slinky_J> lolz
00:59:28 <slinky_J> ahaha
00:59:36 <anonymousmoron> i rule!
00:59:38 * slinky_J cumz up wit a nick
00:59:49 <slinky_J> AaaaaaaslinkyJ
00:59:50 <slinky_J> ?
00:59:52 <slinky_J> lolz
01:00:00 <anonymousmoron> taking away my glory?
01:01:13 <slinky_J> naaaww
01:01:20 <slinky_J> I'm kewl as
01:01:28 Nick: slinky_J is now known as AdeadPanda
01:01:35 <anonymousmoron> mean!
01:01:36 <AdeadPanda> poor panda
01:01:42 Nick: AdeadPanda is now known as deadpandadolls
01:01:44 <deadpandadolls> :P
01:02:07 Nick: deadpandadolls is now known as PandasDontDrive
01:02:16 <PandasDontDrive> that's better.
01:02:22 <anonymousmoron> it is?
01:02:26 <PandasDontDrive> bet some cunt registers it now
01:02:28 <PandasDontDrive> lols
01:02:54 <anonymousmoron> i was going to..
01:03:17 <PandasDontDrive> someone already did it
01:05:18 <PandasDontDrive> ok i hack it it is mine
01:05:47 <anonymousmoron> lol
01:05:53 <PandasDontDrive> :D
01:06:22 <PandasDontDrive> I knew who did it tho
01:06:24 <PandasDontDrive> easy
01:06:43 <anonymousmoron> plz don't hax0r me
01:08:12 <anonymousmoron> does mbis0n ever talk?
01:11:51 <xm> who did it PandasDontDrive ?
01:13:53 Quit: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) Quit: KVIrc 4.2.0 Equilibrium http://www.kvirc.net/
01:17:19 <steven_> he forgot to id within 14 days
01:17:20 <steven_> ;p
01:29:53 <PandasDontDrive> maybe
01:29:56 <PandasDontDrive> i dunno
01:30:03 <PandasDontDrive> fk token
01:30:05 <PandasDontDrive> :P
01:30:18 <PandasDontDrive> ye i forgot
01:30:23 <PandasDontDrive> ages ago
01:30:33 <PandasDontDrive> surprised nobody stole it to antagonize me
01:31:03 <steven_> i will next time
01:31:07 <PandasDontDrive> do it
01:31:09 <PandasDontDrive> :P
01:31:14 <PandasDontDrive> least ino
01:31:22 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawhoooooooooooooBWAHAHAHA
01:31:30 <PandasDontDrive> deadpandadolls
01:31:35 <PandasDontDrive> reg that now steven_
01:31:36 <PandasDontDrive> :P
01:31:39 <PandasDontDrive> srs
01:31:40 <PandasDontDrive> haha
02:00:22 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Quit: BAM
02:29:45 Quit: anonymousmoron ([email protected]) Quit:
03:02:12 Quit: PandasDontDrive ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
03:59:32 Quit: Fried ([email protected]) Connection closed
04:30:41 Quit: Saemon ([email protected]) Connection closed
04:30:52 Join: Saemon ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
05:24:21 Join: Fried ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
07:35:22 Nick: mbis0n is now known as mbison
08:14:16 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
08:19:51 Nick: Fried is now known as Exo
08:19:58 Quit: Exo ([email protected]) Quit:
08:21:07 Join: Exo ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
08:57:04 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
10:30:35 Join: PandasDontDrive ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
11:36:54 Quit: PandasDontDrive ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
11:56:01 Join: PandasDontDrive ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
13:36:27 Mode: (by steven_) +o Exo
13:36:33 Mode: (by steven_) +o PandasDontDrive
13:36:35 Mode: (by steven_) +o Saemon
13:36:42 <steven_> fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrs
13:36:43 <steven_> ;
13:44:31 <steven_> blazed already
16:10:36 <steven_> 35 people in nerdhackssssss!
16:23:23 <steven_> 38 people~
16:34:57 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
16:36:20 <steven_> nate mate
16:36:24 Mode: (by steven_) +o nate
16:36:29 <steven_> big night?
16:37:15 <nate> yeah wankin!
16:38:16 <nate> wOOpie!
16:38:31 <nate> i want mbisons face on my grill!
16:39:20 <steven_> ahahah
16:39:24 <steven_> 37 people in nerdhacks !
16:39:26 <steven_> !!!!
16:45:03 <nate> steven have u asked them all over yet?
16:48:11 <steven_> nar
17:22:01 <nate> wow once piece is getting bad
17:22:17 <nate> 11 minutes in and just started the episode
17:22:19 <nate> lol
17:22:48 <nate> sorry 13 minutes in
17:22:58 <nate> 10mins of new episode
17:22:59 <nate> lol
17:23:02 <nate> if that
17:23:56 <nate> no new episode
17:24:30 <nate> a catch up of old episodes lol
17:24:38 <nate> u bastards!
17:44:52 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
17:45:27 <steven_> amelia
17:45:32 Mode: (by steven_) +o amelia
17:45:36 <steven_> sup fag
17:45:48 <amelia> shteven
17:45:50 <amelia> tossa
17:45:52 <amelia> wot up
17:45:55 <steven_> nuffin
17:46:00 <steven_> getting blazed
17:46:08 <steven_> its not even 4:20
17:46:11 <steven_> hawhaw
17:46:12 <amelia> tippin weed bowls
17:46:25 <nate> its bloody amelia!
17:46:33 <steven_> haah
17:46:42 <nate> chargin hard a bomb?
17:46:56 <amelia> nathaniel oh gosh its really you
17:47:38 <nate> no its another floater
17:47:43 <nate> of course its meee!
17:48:58 <amelia> how was yo weekends
17:49:23 <nate> i got my viagra all good!
17:49:29 <nate> pound some arse
17:49:37 <nate> DOLLARS N SENSE!
17:49:54 <amelia> yayayayay sounds like a delightful weekend
17:52:15 <nate> girl i got that love gun for ya
17:52:25 <nate> Boom Boom!
17:52:58 <nate> havta put some songs on my mp3
17:53:46 <amelia> i met a boy and he made me a ring from 2x straws
17:54:16 <amelia> AND IT FIT PERFECTLY
17:54:21 <nate> wow he better bring the stiff wood to back that shit up
17:54:49 * nate beeps up on steven
17:54:51 <amelia> totally gave him my # for that effort
17:55:47 <nate> kewl :D
17:56:51 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENJ9INytFag
17:56:58 <nate> for you amelia
17:57:00 <nate> LOVE GUn!
17:57:42 <amelia> gosh wot a romantic song nathaniel
17:57:53 <amelia> is dis wot you banged ass to over the weekend
17:58:02 <nate> u know it
17:58:14 <amelia> hot
17:59:58 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K9znbFnY6U\
18:00:00 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K9znbFnY6U\
18:00:02 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K9znbFnY6U
18:00:04 <nate> woopies :)
18:00:09 <nate> last one amelia
18:00:14 <nate> u will find it funny
18:00:27 <nate> its about gym
18:02:35 <amelia> 6 MINS
18:02:55 <amelia> otay watch dis space
18:04:13 <nate> funny as at 4mins in lol
18:05:32 <nate> its where i got the song from :D
18:08:13 <amelia> bwahahahahhaa his dance when talkin about his friends mama on her ps
18:12:44 <nate> tell me that your sweet love hasnt died!
18:14:41 <nate> mbison u huge blowie!
18:16:18 Join: norti ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
18:16:30 Part: norti ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks
18:16:47 <nate> im a norti girl livin in a norti world
18:26:41 <steven_> hahaha
18:26:44 <steven_> who is norti
18:31:26 Join: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
18:31:47 Mode: (by steven_) +o TokenDaRing
19:42:49 Topic Is: http://services.nerdhacks.net/stats/nerdhacks
19:42:49 Set By: (steven_) on: Wed Jun 03 17:02:11 2015
19:43:15 <amelia> dalmatian
19:43:47 <anonymousmoron> PandasDontDrive, you show meelz my pic kthx?
19:43:50 <anonymousmoron> i'm on phone
19:45:49 <amelia> pretty
19:46:11 <anonymousmoron> nope
19:47:28 <amelia> can you curl my haie like that pls
19:48:17 <anonymousmoron> lol it's natural. drives me crazy
19:48:31 <anonymousmoron> you want it?
19:48:42 <anonymousmoron> i'll cut it off for you!
19:48:59 <amelia> my hair is naturally wavy but its crazy wavy not nice n maintained like that
19:49:06 <amelia> bouncy curls
19:49:28 <nate> pubes!
19:49:28 <anonymousmoron> you too huh?
19:49:30 Mode: (by steven_) +o damian
19:49:36 <anonymousmoron> bet you're purdy
19:49:48 <amelia> NO
19:49:51 <steven_> purdy ugly
19:50:01 <steven_> ;p
19:50:27 <anonymousmoron> steven_, mean!
19:50:35 <steven_> so uptight tonight amelia
19:50:36 <anonymousmoron> stop talking about me bish
19:50:41 <steven_> haha
19:50:43 <anonymousmoron> bet you are!
19:50:53 <amelia> ahahahahahahaa
19:51:02 <amelia> yah steven is jus a c word
19:51:13 <amelia> he smokes weed tips over his bowl and takes it out on us
19:51:50 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
19:52:10 <anonymousmoron> lol
19:53:18 <PandasDontDrive> my fork fell out of my bowl earlier
19:53:23 <PandasDontDrive> hit couch
19:53:28 <PandasDontDrive> was soooo angry at fork
19:53:33 <Emma> COOL
19:53:33 <amelia> i be back in a sec
19:53:39 <anonymousmoron> you show it who's boss
19:53:48 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Quit: .
19:53:50 <Emma> This chat has picked up
19:53:58 <Emma> normally 5-7 ppl
19:54:09 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
19:54:11 <TokenDaRing> I'm Estaban Winsmore
19:54:12 <Emma> was a very sad chat at on pount
19:54:13 <PandasDontDrive> threw it in the sink
19:54:15 <PandasDontDrive> n wiped couch
19:54:21 <Emma> point**
19:54:50 <Emma> cool story
19:54:55 <anonymousmoron> lol
19:55:00 <nate> emma strip tease!
19:55:16 <Emma> I cant i have alot of layers to take off
19:55:21 <Emma> some cant be removed!
19:55:28 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
19:55:37 <nate> u can leave the ugg boots on
19:55:54 <nate> stomp around
19:56:01 <Emma> i dont own a pair of ugg boots!
19:56:13 <Emma> isnt that sad
19:56:18 <nate> put some hair on stevens nikes
19:56:24 <Emma> haha nah
19:56:37 <Emma> i just enjoy wearing socks everywhere
19:56:49 <Emma> your feet dont smell
19:56:49 <anonymousmoron> wb meelz
19:57:04 <amelia> fanks@you
19:57:09 <anonymousmoron> yuck uggs
19:57:20 <amelia> werd
19:57:36 <nate> what about uggs and bikini?
19:57:39 <nate> hot then?
19:57:45 <amelia> bogan sluts
19:57:47 <Emma> haha
19:57:54 <Emma> like mini shorts and uggs
19:57:59 <Emma> what is the point?
19:58:04 <nate> ohh yah! lets do dat
19:58:09 <PandasDontDrive> welcum
19:58:15 <PandasDontDrive> 2 slinky park!
19:58:36 <anonymousmoron> just.. no. no uggs
19:58:48 Mode: (by nate) +o amelia
19:58:58 <TokenDaRing> slinky gay time park
19:59:04 <nate> i dunno who this i would like a lyc guy is
19:59:08 Mode: (by amelia) -o nate
19:59:14 <steven_> loooooool
19:59:29 <amelia> its your boyfriend #2 nathaniel
19:59:31 <anonymousmoron> lyc?
19:59:47 <nate> i need more bf's
19:59:51 <amelia> slowly creeping up on overtaking shteven as your #1
19:59:59 <amelia> (xm)
20:00:04 Mode: (by steven_) +o nate
20:00:20 <Emma> he already is stevens #`
20:00:27 <Emma> #1**
20:00:35 <amelia> yah thats wot i meant
20:00:38 <Emma> they are the IRC love birds
20:00:39 <amelia> and xm is #2
20:00:49 <nate> i'll have me dat xm!
20:00:54 <steven_> haha
20:00:54 <anonymousmoron> jealous
20:00:59 <anonymousmoron> no love
20:01:05 <amelia> its rather romantic at times
20:01:13 <nate> yeah anonymousmoron u come on 2 strong :D
20:01:21 <amelia> like when nathaniel rapes shtevens ass
20:01:22 <anonymousmoron> damn :(
20:01:28 <steven_> haha
20:01:30 <steven_> he wishes
20:01:30 <anonymousmoron> lol
20:01:31 <Emma> he loves that
20:01:32 <nate> u need to say stuff like may i visit u, at 3am for some rumpity pumpity
20:01:35 <steven_> only in his dreams
20:01:35 <amelia> and steven acts all coy like he don't like it
20:01:40 <steven_> hey
20:01:45 <steven_> your only gay if you pushback
20:01:46 <anonymousmoron> oh right
20:01:50 <anonymousmoron> thanks nate
20:02:00 <nate> not just go sex now
20:02:12 <nate> :D~
20:02:22 <Emma> benders everywhere
20:02:30 <anonymousmoron> well, damn
20:02:33 <anonymousmoron> i see where i'm going wrong
20:02:39 <anonymousmoron> thx babe
20:02:40 <Emma> you dont bend?
20:02:49 <Emma> that could be the probelm
20:03:09 <amelia> touch dem toes
20:03:14 <Emma> reverse the role
20:03:20 <Emma> be the taker not the giver!
20:03:34 <anonymousmoron> ahh
20:03:49 <Emma> you might like it
20:04:00 <Emma> will never know until you try
20:04:01 <anonymousmoron> any offers?
20:04:09 <amelia> nony is female
20:04:15 <amelia> maybe she needs to become the giver
20:04:23 <Emma> starp on will work
20:04:36 <anonymousmoron> who wants some?
20:04:38 <Emma> Just go to your local sex shop
20:04:56 <nate> lol
20:05:17 <nate> go in the local pub and scream out who wants some!
20:05:24 <anonymousmoron> nate, 3am visit sexc?
20:05:38 <anonymousmoron> me n my strapon
20:05:47 <nate> sounds good
20:05:54 <nate> hit mah g spot!
20:06:03 <amelia> wowsers bowsers
20:06:12 <amelia> nathaniel has found gf #3
20:06:15 <amelia> pimpin
20:06:39 <anonymousmoron> haha
20:06:44 <nate> i think anonymousmoron loves everyone doh;l
20:06:55 Quit: would-i-lychee-you ([email protected]) Connection closed
20:07:00 <anonymousmoron> haha
20:07:10 <amelia> more of a lover than a fighter
20:07:10 <anonymousmoron> calling me a slut bish?!
20:07:18 <amelia> but she has pretty curly hair
20:07:56 <anonymousmoron> meelz, you need glasses hun :)
20:08:31 <amelia> i do wear glasses
20:08:46 <amelia> but to be fair i dont have em on atm
20:08:50 <amelia> haha
20:09:06 <anonymousmoron> haha
20:09:20 <amelia> you looks nice :)
20:10:15 <anonymousmoron> sif
20:12:01 <amelia> my eyebrows aren't that dark, THERE'S JUS MUD ALL OVER MY FACE
20:12:38 <anonymousmoron> haha
20:12:47 <anonymousmoron> mud fight?
20:13:29 <amelia> aahaha i wish
20:13:41 <amelia> mud course thing like tough mudder
20:13:46 <amelia> cept easier
20:14:23 <anonymousmoron> omg
20:14:29 <anonymousmoron> tough woman
20:14:30 <nate> pillow fight!
20:15:52 <amelia> *flex*
20:16:03 <nate> anonymousmoron are u hitting on all da despots :D, like your work
20:16:09 * nate dances
20:16:18 <anonymousmoron> haha where?!
20:16:31 <nate> not a stone unturned
20:16:36 <nate> looking for crabs
20:16:43 <nate> crwabs!
20:17:06 <nate> how u gonna hook them!
20:17:15 <nate> u need a crab pot
20:18:14 <anonymousmoron> i know
20:18:14 <anonymousmoron> got any?
20:19:15 <nate> get low!
20:20:12 <nate> i pull apart your bunz like dis
20:20:25 <nate> what are these lyrics saying :L
20:21:10 <anonymousmoron> no idea
20:21:51 <nate> sweat dripping and stuff
20:21:55 <nate> off balls ;l
20:22:00 <nate> wowzer so rude
20:22:03 <nate> :P
20:22:04 <PandasDontDrive> i cum
20:22:05 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH0Nkj40KxU
20:22:43 <anonymousmoron> do i want to click that?
20:24:29 <nate> yes click dat shit!
20:24:55 * nate rubs on slinky_j
20:27:10 <anonymousmoron> looks good
20:27:36 <PandasDontDrive> the one i shared on fb before is better
20:29:07 <TokenDaRing> too many naked men on your FB feed
20:29:18 <anonymousmoron> ohh.. haven't being paying attention to fb
20:29:19 <nate> yeah slink wasssup with dat:)
20:29:25 <anonymousmoron> isthere? let me see
20:30:31 * PandasDontDrive slaps TokenDaRing around a bit with a large trout
20:30:37 * PandasDontDrive slaps nate around a bit with a large trout
20:30:54 <TokenDaRing> PandasDontDrive: I know where you want to put that fucking trout
20:31:07 <PandasDontDrive> in a pant n fry it
20:31:09 <PandasDontDrive> mmm mmmm
20:31:43 <anonymousmoron> nom
20:32:17 <nate> i'd fry up PandasDontDrive and eat his fishy sack
20:32:49 <anonymousmoron> lol
20:32:54 <anonymousmoron> that's nice dear :D
20:32:56 <amelia> you guys should go on a date
20:33:41 <nate> i always go on dates, and in them ;p
20:33:59 <anonymousmoron> you slut nate!
20:34:02 <amelia> is date another word for bum or vagina
20:34:10 <anonymousmoron> i thought we had domething
20:34:10 <anonymousmoron> something
20:34:37 <nate> u wouldnt want a vagina looking date
20:34:49 <nate> yes date is bumbadoo
20:34:53 <nate> like da fruit
20:34:56 <amelia> my friend said today she would choose ice cream over sex if she could only have one for the rest of her life cos she can jus finger her date and i said FINGER YOUR BUM?!?!?!
20:34:59 <TokenDaRing> PandasDontDrive: you want a fish in your pants?
20:35:00 <TokenDaRing> wow dude
20:35:03 <amelia> then she said it was vagina
20:35:03 <TokenDaRing> wow
20:35:04 <TokenDaRing> thats weird
20:35:10 <amelia> hence my confusion
20:35:24 <anonymousmoron> lol
20:35:40 <nate> nah if she said predator face it would be her vag
20:35:42 <TokenDaRing> amelia is that some kind of obscure milduran slang?
20:35:59 <amelia> ahahahaah damn perth bitches be crazy
20:36:06 <amelia> i think i need new friends
20:37:10 <nate> https://www.nutfruit.org/date_7712.jpg
20:37:28 <nate> does dat look like a ladys poonani
20:37:48 <amelia> i clicked it and it says attackers are trying to get my private info
20:37:56 <amelia> are you an attackee nathaniel
20:38:01 <nate> haha really
20:38:04 <amelia> attacker
20:38:05 <amelia> yah
20:38:10 <nate> i have pop up blocker on
20:38:12 <nate> lOL
20:38:30 <amelia> i on phone
20:38:47 <amelia> DAMN IT NOW I DON'T GET TO SEE A DATE
20:38:57 <nate> its just a dried fruit date
20:39:04 <nate> u've seen them :LD
20:40:28 <amelia> lucky.
20:40:29 <anonymousmoron> ircing on phone is a bitch
20:41:11 <nate> yeah amelia would be distracted with all her tinder matches
20:41:25 <amelia> tis better than lappy for me cos it hurts my eyes on lappy
20:41:40 <amelia> i dont tinder
20:41:40 <anonymousmoron> i'm on phone :/
20:41:47 <amelia> i play on my friends tho
20:42:16 <nate> how dirty :D
20:42:33 <nate> i play on stevens bed
20:42:35 <amelia> plus I'm too busy giving my number to boys who make rings out of straws dor me
20:42:56 <anonymousmoron> aww cute meelz
20:43:29 <amelia> you're not allowed on his bed anymore i heard nathaniel
20:43:29 <nate> i just say wham bam thankyou viagra!
20:43:53 <nate> wot!!!!
20:44:15 <anonymousmoron> poor nate
20:44:31 <amelia> its jus word on the street
20:44:39 <amelia> dont shoot the messenger m8
20:45:44 <nate> shoot on da bed!
20:46:12 <nate> i will sneak in easily!
20:46:33 <amelia> i fink he nateproofed the house tbh
20:48:03 <nate> xboxes all over the lawn
20:48:25 <steven_> amelia
20:48:28 <anonymousmoron> lol
20:48:29 <steven_> i went to church lastnight
20:48:30 <steven_> hahah
20:48:43 <steven_> with the spanish guy from work
20:49:00 <amelia> did you burst into flames
20:49:06 <steven_> hahaaha
20:49:09 <amelia> or you mean the club
20:49:10 <steven_> i was so stoned
20:49:13 <steven_> nar
20:49:21 <amelia> oh you went to actual church
20:49:22 <steven_> the place the talk about god
20:49:25 <steven_> yeh ahah
20:49:28 <amelia> BWAHAHAHAHAH
20:49:36 <steven_> stoned as a mother fckr
20:49:45 <steven_> rocked in there with my nikes and my nike shirt
20:49:55 <amelia> cheese & rice
20:49:55 <anonymousmoron> would hsve been interesting
20:49:57 <amelia> bwahahahahahhahaa
20:49:59 <steven_> when i was there i realised i was the only one with a logo on my shirt
20:50:07 <steven_> hahahhahahahha
20:50:12 <amelia> and the only one stoned out of your brain
20:50:19 <steven_> after it was done i was like smoke time
20:50:26 <amelia> did you go into confessional
20:50:31 <steven_> this guy i went with is like, i would like you to meet this guy
20:50:35 <steven_> fuck that
20:50:48 <steven_> haahaha
20:51:02 <amelia> is he a churchie
20:51:07 <steven_> yeh
20:51:09 <steven_> fully
20:51:14 <amelia> eughhhhh
20:51:19 <amelia> do you feel reformed bwahaha
20:51:40 <amelia> seriously surprised you didnt burst
20:52:50 * anonymousmoron lights a match a throws it at steven_
20:52:54 <anonymousmoron> abd
20:52:57 <anonymousmoron> and
20:54:09 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:55:36 Mode: (by nate) +o xm
20:55:43 <nate> xmmmmm ;D
20:56:50 <xm> nate XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
20:57:06 <nate> how are u rollin!
20:57:10 <nate> ready for mondays
20:57:15 <xm> just got home bra
21:03:43 <steven_> ahahhhahhhh
21:03:53 <steven_> fuck i needed a cone as soon as i sat down
21:03:55 <steven_> nar
21:03:57 <steven_> i was fucking blazed
21:04:06 <steven_> i didnt even need one when i got home
21:04:10 <steven_> i was still fucked
21:04:10 <nate> what they talk about steven?
21:04:26 <steven_> http://m.imdb.com/title/tt2414822/
21:04:30 <steven_> that movie
21:04:34 <steven_> is based on him
21:04:36 <steven_> and his story
21:05:24 <nate> i shouldnt have asked ;D
21:05:27 <xm> you wear glasses amelia ?
21:05:33 * nate cries for baby jesus
21:05:35 <xm> are you short or long-sighted
21:06:38 <amelia> i dunno i cant read things or see things that are far
21:06:42 <amelia> so whatever that one is
21:06:49 <xm> so short-sighted. i am as well
21:06:49 <amelia> but also close sucks too
21:07:12 <xm> short-sighted people are the smarter ones
21:07:52 <nate> i can see xm's nipples from here!
21:08:04 <amelia> i must definitely be short sighted then
21:08:41 <xm> oh damn nate. i havent shaved me nipples yet today. i feel so feral
21:09:12 <nate> tru :O
21:09:29 <amelia> nathaniel doesn't judge
21:09:53 <xm> show us that pic of you with the mud face amelia
21:10:08 <xm> or just me
21:10:13 <xm> it is only fair! you have seen me
21:10:23 <amelia> otay jus you BUT DON'T JUDGE
21:10:30 <anonymousmoron> meelz is sexy
21:10:33 <xm> ive already seen half your face
21:10:39 <amelia> 100% pure vanilla face no make up
21:10:47 <xm> i can get out a mirror
21:10:57 <xm> XALERELAX
21:12:16 <nate> http://happytrailsfarm.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/25920090.jpg
21:12:19 <nate> der she is!
21:12:27 <xm> nate are you going to show us ya pic
21:12:48 <amelia> i am jus relaxing in my mud bath
21:12:56 <amelia> nathaniel why must you show everyone
21:13:21 <nate> xm, hardly ;P
21:13:35 * nate soaps up!
21:14:19 <xm> ok what about baby pics
21:14:25 <xm> and ill mentally age you
21:14:50 <nate> xm stop being so frisky!
21:15:29 <nate> LL Cool J - Luv U Better
21:16:05 <xm> hey lover used to be one of my favourite songs
21:17:42 <amelia> mr lover lover
21:32:26 <nate> i like guys with glasses, beer glasses :D
21:32:29 <nate> ho ho humm ;D
21:35:51 <steven_> loool
21:36:51 <xm> i like the guy i see through the glass. the looking glass. lolllllllllllllllllll
21:38:01 <nate> xm dont fear the reefer ;D
21:38:31 <nate> im getting my eyes tested, cause xm's dat fine
21:38:51 <anonymousmoron> oooh
21:39:01 <anonymousmoron> i agree ;P
21:39:08 <xm> you will enjoy my nipples better once you fix your eyes
21:39:24 <xm> right now it probably looks like a red blur to you
21:47:54 <nate> amelia jump on dat BIKE!
21:48:32 <amelia> maybe i will try tomorrow
21:48:36 <amelia> but probably will not
21:50:45 <xm> i was naughty today and went to bed at 5am
21:50:52 <xm> woke at 4.30pm
21:50:54 <xm> suckers
21:50:57 <amelia> WOT why
21:51:03 <xm> i was writing all night
21:51:06 <nate> xm is talking sexy again
21:51:10 <xm> and im still a bit spaced out
21:51:46 <xm> nate, it's a love letter. and the first line is "dear nate"
21:52:07 <nate> dear eediot ;D
21:52:29 <nate> did u enjoy yourself xm?
21:53:05 <xm> i should have really stopped at 3am. after a while you start to think incoherently and end up making a mess. ill have to re-read it later and fix stuff
21:54:28 <steven_> PandasDontDrive
21:54:34 <steven_> missskyrix was a guy
21:54:38 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
21:54:59 <nate> i will say it, they all guys, some have va jay jays tho :D
21:55:08 <xm> my favourite nickname so far on austnet was ms_paint. i had all these guys messaging me thinking i was a girl
21:55:10 <nate> dont look at mee!
21:55:29 <steven_> haha
21:55:32 <steven_> xm catfishn
21:55:37 <xm> and if they claim to be younger than 21 they are filthy liars
21:55:45 <xm> as if austnet still gets young blood
21:56:04 <xm> unless steven_'s kid gets curious about who daddy talks to
21:56:11 <steven_> lol
21:56:27 <anonymousmoron> rofl
21:56:28 <steven_> its hard to teach a noob how to connect to irc
21:56:29 <steven_> ;p
21:56:45 <xm> yeah, i wonder about that at times how certain people manage to get here
21:56:49 <steven_> i had to make a website ;p
21:57:01 <xm> maybe they were on Austnet like 15 years ago when they had more brain cells prior to all the drug abuse
21:57:17 <steven_> my network hit 38 users in #nerdhacks today
21:57:18 <steven_> =p
21:57:23 <steven_> not a bad effort
21:57:25 <xm> what is it normally?
21:57:30 <steven_> well
21:57:35 <steven_> besides the last 2 weeks
21:57:45 <steven_> it was between 20-28
21:57:45 <amelia> did you put that on your resume shteven
21:57:54 <steven_> last 2 weeks
21:58:10 <steven_> been getting 35-38 people at one time
21:58:12 <nate> whats he gonna say bunch of goblins talkin;l
21:58:20 <steven_> currently 31 now
21:58:30 <anonymousmoron> phteven lolz
21:58:31 <xm> this channel here is doing well lately too
21:58:46 <amelia> bwahahha that damn dog nony
21:58:48 * nate goes spear fishing for xm's
21:58:50 <steven_> yesh
21:58:54 <steven_> its on my resume
21:59:02 <xm> it's like those places in america where everyone has a gun, except we have ops
21:59:07 <xm> and no one really attacks anyone else
21:59:09 <steven_> yeh i have sucess !
21:59:10 <xm> other than with words though
21:59:21 <amelia> sometimes panda gets a lil mad
21:59:25 <steven_> i could have the biggest channel here or close to it
21:59:31 <steven_> but i cant be forked
21:59:32 <amelia> but thats about it
21:59:43 <amelia> yah too much weed to be smoked
21:59:51 <steven_> ill have a smaller channel with more chat then the biggest channel ;p
21:59:54 <xm> i accidentally stumbled into one of the largest +s channels on austnet when someone in there accidentally took off +s
22:00:02 <xm> it was just a bunch of male perth gamers
22:00:06 <amelia> +s is wot
22:00:06 <TokenDaRing> I farted
22:00:10 <steven_> secret
22:00:13 <xm> i cant remember what channel it was called
22:00:15 <amelia> love puffed
22:00:16 <nate> salty
22:00:19 <amelia> not farted
22:00:19 <steven_> TokenDaRing, put ur shirt over your nose
22:00:28 <TokenDaRing> steven_: nah I like the smell
22:00:34 <steven_> yeah you get more!
22:00:41 <nate> dutchey
22:02:50 <steven_> currently 34
22:02:51 <steven_> ;p
22:03:19 <steven_> if i sign out of xbox
22:03:29 <steven_> 6 people will join
22:04:01 <nate> invite them over for bbq steven!
22:04:07 <nate> im big on bbq's
22:04:31 <anonymousmoron> im comin 2
22:05:05 <nate> we
22:05:30 <anonymousmoron> sausage fest?
22:05:32 <nate> we'll have a spit roast connected to a bicycle for amelia to ride
22:05:46 <xm> LOL
22:06:00 <xm> run faster amelia we have to make it even!
22:06:05 <xm> cycle*
22:07:05 <steven_> ;p
22:07:15 <nate> have one of those fan machines on the ground so stevens dress can blow up
22:07:46 <TokenDaRing> anonymousmoron: can I fart in your face?
22:07:59 <anonymousmoron> no dear
22:08:12 <nate> is TokenDaRing dat hot :D
22:08:36 <nate> TokenDaRing is that sexy i'd let him fart on my face
22:08:41 <nate> and done ;D
22:08:49 <TokenDaRing> hot
22:08:50 <anonymousmoron> lol
22:08:51 <steven_> ahahhaah
22:09:06 <TokenDaRing> nate: just for you I'd have some baked beans, curry, milk and metamucil
22:09:39 <nate> wet fart?
22:09:43 <steven_> haaha
22:09:50 <anonymousmoron> baked beans? vom
22:10:15 <xm> baked beans with cheese and on crispy toast that is buttered is yum
22:10:31 <anonymousmoron> yuck
22:10:44 <anonymousmoron> cheese on toast!
22:10:46 <anonymousmoron> yum
22:10:57 <xm> especially if it's a bit burnt
22:14:33 <anonymousmoron> feeling sleeeeepy
22:14:49 <TokenDaRing> have a wank and go to bed
22:14:50 <xm> you know the solution for that
22:14:52 <TokenDaRing> thats what I do
22:14:52 <xm> dr pepper
22:15:22 <anonymousmoron> wanna join me TokenDaRing?
22:15:30 <TokenDaRing> nah thanks
22:16:16 <anonymousmoron> y not
22:17:01 <TokenDaRing> I'm good
22:17:22 <anonymousmoron> rejected again :(
22:19:30 <amelia> nony you gotta treat em mean keep em keen
22:20:01 <anonymousmoron> oh right
22:20:09 <anonymousmoron> i keep forgettung that part
22:20:13 <amelia> so instead of inviting him to bed
22:20:20 <amelia> you punch him in the face
22:20:26 <amelia> and call him a c word
22:20:33 <xm> and then you say sorry... sorry you didnt do it harder
22:20:36 <anonymousmoron> oh!
22:20:39 <TokenDaRing> lol amelia
22:20:41 <amelia> works every time
22:20:44 <TokenDaRing> I ain't here to chat up women
22:20:50 <TokenDaRing> I'm no Christopher
22:20:54 <amelia> ahahahahahaa
22:20:55 <anonymousmoron> they like it roug eh
22:20:56 <steven_> he is here to chat up nate
22:20:58 <anonymousmoron> rough
22:20:59 <amelia> I'm joking
22:21:00 <TokenDaRing> yeah
22:21:01 <TokenDaRing> I'm here for nate
22:21:03 <TokenDaRing> that hotty
22:21:04 <steven_> ;p
22:21:08 <xm> everyone is here for nate
22:21:10 <amelia> do you think i really punch guys in the face and call them c words
22:21:11 <xm> Everyone Loves Nate
22:21:18 <amelia> nathaniel is not my type
22:21:19 <steven_> nate brings all the boys to the chat
22:21:20 <anonymousmoron> who is Christopher?
22:21:21 <amelia> he is too gay
22:21:52 <xm> amelia's most important criteria is that they dont go on IRC. bonus points if they have never heard of it
22:22:09 <anonymousmoron> ahhh
22:22:12 <amelia> i ruined my chances with the cute liquorshop boy
22:22:35 <steven_> what did you do dork
22:22:36 <steven_> hahahaa
22:22:38 <anonymousmoron> how?
22:22:42 <amelia> he asked if he was invited to where i was going and i said "you wish jellyfish"
22:22:47 <amelia> he shook his head and said wow
22:22:52 <steven_> ahaahahhahahahahaha
22:22:52 <xm> 'surely you're not over 18'
22:22:54 <xm> * giggles *
22:23:17 <steven_> its over for u
22:23:18 <anonymousmoron> stupid boy
22:23:19 <steven_> no D for u
22:23:20 <anonymousmoron> lol
22:23:25 <xm> i had the strangest experience on Friday at a restaurant
22:23:27 <amelia> he was totally my type too he has a superhero hoodie on and nike kicks
22:23:28 <amelia> AHAH
22:23:36 <xm> the waitress told me she knew me
22:23:37 <steven_> haha
22:23:39 <xm> but i dont remember her at all
22:23:55 <amelia> she wanted to get in your panties frankeh
22:24:01 <amelia> mos def
22:24:06 <xm> i think she was from Greylands
22:24:08 <amelia> wants the asian persuasion D
22:24:09 <xm> and that is why i dont remember
22:24:27 <amelia> oh ahahahaha
22:24:31 <xm> and she wouldnt tell me then from where as i was with workmates
22:24:31 <anonymousmoron> lol meelz
22:24:34 <xm> that's my theory
22:24:47 <xm> it's hard to remember people from there as your mind is a bit hazy
22:25:11 <steven_> hahaahahahah
22:25:14 <steven_> greylands
22:25:19 <TokenDaRing> anonymousmoron: if you want a guy
22:25:26 <TokenDaRing> go to a pub, get drunk and dance on a table
22:25:31 <amelia> shteven thinks you're joking tho
22:25:33 <TokenDaRing> find pubs near barracks or naval docks
22:25:38 <steven_> ahahahahhahaha
22:26:10 <anonymousmoron> TokenDaRing, no one wants to ser that
22:26:22 <anonymousmoron> *shudder*
22:26:22 <anonymousmoron> see
22:27:00 <xm> amelia, that's the problem with being a full time clown. no one thinks you're serious ever
22:27:12 <steven_> ;p
22:27:27 <steven_> werent u scared she would bite it off
22:27:56 <xm> ive been in greylands more than 10 times!!!
22:28:01 <TokenDaRing> anonymousmoron: trust me, drunk soliders and sailors wont care
22:28:22 <amelia> thats ok everyone on here is crazy
22:28:47 <xm> perhaps you've all been in there but dont have the balls to admit to it
22:29:32 <anonymousmoron> TokenDaRing, oh they would. they'd be like bleaching their eyed
22:29:32 <anonymousmoron> eyes
22:29:39 <anonymousmoron> grrr phone
22:29:42 <TokenDaRing> saemons a lonely guy
22:29:45 <TokenDaRing> talk to him
22:29:53 <xm> TokenDaRing, were you around when he was asking for love advice?
22:30:16 <amelia> nony are you looking to get laid ASAP?
22:30:18 <TokenDaRing> dont' remember xm
22:30:22 <TokenDaRing> I think I might have gone to bed
22:30:24 <xm> 10:25 < Saemon> hey guys
22:30:25 <xm> 10:25 < Saemon> i need some advice about dating
22:30:25 <xm> 10:25 < Saemon> if i ask a chick out and she says no, but i still like her and want to remain friends, is that possible?
22:30:25 <xm> 10:25 < Saemon> i dont want to cut her out of my life completely
22:30:25 <xm> 10:26 < Saemon> hopefully, if i remain in contact with her as friends
22:30:27 <xm> 10:26 < Saemon> maybe somewhere down the track something may deveplop between us
22:30:27 <TokenDaRing> had a good 12 hours sleep too
22:30:30 <anonymousmoron> Saemon's a guy?
22:30:32 <TokenDaRing> yeah
22:30:33 <TokenDaRing> he is
22:30:36 <xm> it was like he was writing a letter to a teenage magazine
22:30:47 <TokenDaRing> he's a bit...autistic
22:31:03 <amelia> autistic are clever
22:31:17 <anonymousmoron> autistic? how so?
22:31:40 <TokenDaRing> he's not very aware of social norms
22:31:45 <TokenDaRing> or how to handle social situations
22:31:59 <amelia> maybe he jus awkward
22:32:04 <amelia> I'm a bit like that
22:32:08 <xm> engineers and programmers have autistic traits
22:32:09 <anonymousmoron> ahhh
22:32:16 <xm> and are more likely to have kids that are autistic
22:32:23 <anonymousmoron> is he a nice guy?
22:32:31 <TokenDaRing> he's...interesting
22:32:35 <TokenDaRing> I'm sure he's nioce
22:32:38 <TokenDaRing> nice*
22:32:43 <xm> the funniest thing about Saemon is that he pretended for ages that he had no legs
22:32:52 <xm> but then later owned up to it that it was a lie
22:33:13 <amelia> AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
22:33:13 <steven_> Saemon is in here
22:33:14 <steven_> haha
22:33:17 <xm> know
22:33:18 <steven_> what a lad
22:33:23 <xm> i know*
22:33:26 <xm> it's all public knowledge
22:33:30 <steven_> that how he earnt his @
22:33:31 <amelia> bwaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahaha
22:33:32 <TokenDaRing> xm then he also pretended to be going to a gym
22:33:38 <amelia> he pretended he had no leg!?!?!
22:33:40 <steven_> with no legs
22:33:41 <amelia> legs
22:33:41 <steven_> haha
22:33:44 <steven_> what a lad
22:33:44 <amelia> AHAAAHAHHAA
22:33:50 <xm> i like the time he threatened to kill me using his bikie links
22:33:55 <amelia> i dunno why I find that so fuckin funny
22:34:00 <steven_> he balances on his doonga
22:34:03 <amelia> but i dropped my phone from laughing
22:34:18 <steven_> i hope ur screen cracked
22:34:23 <xm> 2 far
22:34:29 <amelia> woah harsh
22:34:33 <steven_> no such thing on this channel!
22:34:39 <xm> touche
22:34:40 <amelia> someones in a cword mood again
22:34:44 <steven_> hahaaha
22:34:45 <TokenDaRing> he also has a pee stained mattress
22:34:46 <steven_> im all uptight
22:34:49 <amelia> clearly church did nothing for you
22:34:50 <steven_> jesus touched me last night
22:34:53 <xm> lol
22:34:58 <amelia> ahahahahh
22:35:05 <amelia> I'll crack your bong
22:35:21 <amelia> boot it before i boot your head
22:35:23 <amelia> issit glass
22:35:33 <steven_> nuh
22:35:36 <steven_> gatrade
22:35:59 <amelia> oh
22:36:04 <amelia> classy as fuck
22:36:39 <xm> steven_ should go to church and say, "my life has been changed forever. i used to suffer from chronic back pain but now through a miracle it is gone now... thanks to medicinal marijuana!!!"
22:37:05 <xm> beehhh is a champ
22:37:11 <anonymousmoron> do it
22:37:11 <xm> possibly one of the funniest guys in #melb
22:37:21 <amelia> no i dont like him
22:37:27 <xm> no he's hilarious
22:37:32 Join: beehhh ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
22:37:36 <amelia> as annoying as that kate cword
22:37:36 <TokenDaRing> this is me and beehhh: https://www.facebook.com/dannywatson19/videos/10205787152693443/
22:37:37 <anonymousmoron> no idea who he is really
22:37:39 <xm> you dont like jim carrey either
22:37:46 <amelia> jim carrey is a tossa
22:37:47 <anonymousmoron> hai beehhh
22:37:52 <xm> hi beehhh
22:37:55 Mode: (by nate) +o beehhh
22:38:04 <beehhh> hi xm
22:38:08 <xm> didnt you like ace ventura amelia ?
22:38:11 <TokenDaRing> hey beehhh
22:38:13 <amelia> NO
22:38:14 <TokenDaRing> lets be best friends
22:38:16 <amelia> hes not funny
22:38:24 <xm> then which comedians do you like?
22:38:24 <amelia> he jus a fuckin unfunny jerk
22:38:33 <amelia> uhmmm
22:38:34 <xm> do they have to be black
22:38:37 <nate> i wouldnt mind a jerk
22:38:41 <amelia> ahahha
22:38:48 <anonymousmoron> lol
22:38:55 <amelia> well kevin hart does make me laugh
22:38:59 <xm> knew it
22:39:00 <amelia> his stand up
22:39:12 <amelia> that white guy that swears a lot
22:39:22 <xm> i had never heard of kevin hart until this year though
22:39:23 <amelia> i forget his name but hes a cword but a funny cword
22:39:31 <xm> dunno if ive been under a rock
22:39:39 <xm> chris rock
22:40:07 <amelia> bwahahahahha
22:40:08 <nate> problem with blackies they are hung up on the racism;l
22:40:14 <nate> get over it!
22:40:29 <xm> it's like female comedians and pms/periods
22:40:34 <xm> it's all they ever talk about
22:40:37 <nate> i dont run around sayin hey my honky now do i ;D
22:41:05 <anonymousmoron> true xm
22:41:07 <xm> i enjoy a lot of amateur comedy too on youtube with all those north american asians
22:41:22 <xm> but that australian asian guy, something chonny isnt funny
22:43:28 <xm> kevin hart is only 1.63m tall. you're probably taller than him amelia
22:43:48 <amelia> he such a lil short ass
22:44:14 <amelia> I'm 5'5 i dunno wot that is in m but mos def taller than him
22:45:54 <nate> 165
22:46:36 <xm> nate has this gift of being able to get within 1% accuracy anyone's BMI just by sizing them up in the distance
22:46:52 <amelia> bmi is bullshit
22:47:03 <xm> bullshit metrics indicator
22:48:41 <amelia> bwahaha
22:48:46 <amelia> pretty much
22:54:13 <steven_> someone change the topic please
22:55:43 <amelia> you punkd nathaniel
22:55:47 <amelia> and frankeh
22:56:50 <xm> you would have punkd amelia too if only she knew how to change topics (i gotta be mean to keep her kean)
22:57:25 <amelia> bwahahhaa
22:57:26 Part: beehhh ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks
22:57:35 <amelia> that don't work on me
22:57:41 <amelia> I'll jus punch you
22:58:25 <steven_> hahahhaa
22:58:27 <xm> ive got an older brother. ive had lots of practice with dodging face punches
22:58:29 <steven_> damn it
22:58:58 Mode: (by nate) -t
22:58:59 Mode: (by nerdhacks) +t
22:59:19 <amelia> there is too much going on PLS JUS CALM DOWN
22:59:34 <steven_> `topic Welcome to Austnet's most friendly LGBT channel
22:59:37 <xm> lol
22:59:37 <steven_> we need youtube bot
22:59:44 <PandasDontDrive> lol
22:59:44 <xm> i can bring one in
22:59:46 <PandasDontDrive> ye
22:59:48 <steven_> blackdevil never returned
22:59:53 <steven_> when taco baned him
22:59:54 <xm> blackdevil is a weirdo
22:59:55 <steven_> hahaha
22:59:57 <xm> like legit weird
23:00:03 <steven_> he has a youtube bot tho!
23:00:52 <amelia> why need youtube bot
23:01:04 <steven_> so i can see what im watching before im watching
23:01:12 <amelia> i already kno without looking that yours and nathaniel youtube links are all shit songs
23:01:16 <xm> so we can have a warning when nate posts buttsex videos
23:01:17 <steven_> saves wasting alot of time opening nates links!
23:01:42 <amelia> frankeh you say that like you wouldn't click em if you knew
23:01:47 <amelia> but i know you
23:02:01 <xm> curiousity always gets the better of me
23:02:08 <xm> i am a cat
23:02:12 <xm> :3
23:02:16 <amelia> maowwwww
23:02:18 <steven_> 9 lifes?
23:02:41 <steven_> used anyyyy
23:02:46 <xm> i hacked the universe source code. i can respawn as many times as i want
23:03:00 * nate puts xm in a wheelie bin ;P
23:03:13 <xm> that's animal cruelty
23:03:18 <xm> there are 15 witnesses here
23:03:24 <nate> i will use you for crab bait
23:03:24 <xm> well a bit less
23:03:29 <nate> no worries
23:03:31 <xm> you're gonna get pwn3d by the RSPCA
23:04:14 * anonymousmoron pets xm
23:04:30 <xm> :3333
23:05:07 <xm> can i be your third cat? i know how to use flush toilets and all ill need is a computer to entertain myself with
23:05:22 <amelia> I'm getting my flirt on with ring boy
23:05:29 <amelia> i am so in
23:05:42 <nate> swimming with da tadpoles!
23:05:55 <steven_> hahaah
23:06:00 <steven_> i have sinkers
23:06:55 <anonymousmoron> okay xm
23:07:04 <anonymousmoron> i'll adopt yoy
23:07:04 <anonymousmoron> you
23:07:14 <xm> ok, i just need to divorce my parents first
23:07:22 <nate> damn i was gonna make xm pie
23:07:24 <xm> just a bit of paper work
23:07:45 <xm> lol this poor old woman on TV is using a 15" CRT computer
23:07:47 <anonymousmoron> my puddy cat
23:08:33 <amelia> wotdafux is a 15 crt computer
23:08:41 <xm> you know those really old monitors
23:08:51 <amelia> aint no school like the old school
23:08:53 <xm> not like flatscreens
23:09:08 <xm> she could put it outside and no one would bother to steal it
23:09:08 <nate> female computer screens
23:09:14 <nate> big boxes:)
23:09:21 <xm> computer screens from adelaide
23:09:28 <xm> with their 40 BMIs
23:09:34 <nate> lol
23:10:00 <amelia> my bros used to make fun of me and call me "16 bit graphics" when i played super nes all the time and they played n64 or playstation or something
23:10:07 <amelia> MAYBE SHE JUS LIKES IT
23:10:14 <xm> oldskool is better though
23:10:24 <xm> yeah, ive been thinking of getting a C64
23:10:39 <anonymousmoron> snes rocked
23:10:56 <xm> amelia, the main reason why i dont play games is that we couldnt really afford it when growing up
23:11:07 <xm> so i spent most of my time programming and writing music
23:11:12 <amelia> asians are usually rich tho
23:11:17 <amelia> are you sure you're asian
23:11:20 <xm> we didnt get more money until later
23:11:40 <nate> i love asians, back rub ;D
23:11:46 <steven_> hi
23:12:01 <nate> then a front rub
23:12:07 <nate> wOOhoo!
23:12:07 <xm> steven_, to truly celebrate the LGBT lifestyle the topic should be done with rainbows
23:12:26 <steven_> ok
23:12:28 <xm> nate would agree
23:12:31 <steven_> `adduser xm
23:12:42 <steven_> bios isfucked
23:12:45 <amelia> this boy uses too many emojis
23:12:45 <steven_> pass it on
23:12:47 <amelia> its ovee
23:12:49 <steven_> and ill post it!
23:12:50 <amelia> over
23:13:20 <xm> bios means life in greek yet bios is dead
23:13:35 <amelia> i dont understand why theres a snowman an angel and a moon
23:13:43 <steven_> `8ball is amelia an angel ?
23:13:46 <bios> 8ball: is amelia an angel ??? Fuk Yeh!
23:13:46 <amelia> is he callin me a fat snowman angel of the dark
23:13:50 <steven_> ahhahaha
23:13:58 <anonymousmoron> lol
23:14:09 <anonymousmoron> of course meelz is an angel
23:14:24 <amelia> a fat snowman angel apparently
23:14:36 <anonymousmoron> no!
23:14:36 <amelia> 8ball has got my back
23:14:40 * nate puts a carrot in it
23:15:01 <amelia> `8ball does steven eat ass
23:15:12 <amelia> it fuckin
23:15:12 <nate> i hope so
23:15:15 <amelia> broke
23:15:20 <amelia> steven broke the 8ball
23:15:35 <steven_> `8ball do i eat assholes
23:15:38 <bios> 8ball: do i eat assholes?? My sources say No.
23:15:47 <steven_> 8ball doesnt lie
23:15:51 <amelia> THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS IN HERE
23:15:53 <anonymousmoron> lies
23:15:56 <amelia> yah see def broked
23:15:59 <steven_> `8ball does amelia eat arsehole
23:15:59 <bios> 8ball: does amelia eat arsehole?? Most likely.
23:16:03 <steven_> lol
23:16:03 <amelia> oi
23:16:07 * xm sits on the #NerdHacks couch that is still covered in plastic
23:16:09 * steven_ bands over
23:16:11 <steven_> bends
23:16:14 <nate> amelia goes up a level ;D
23:16:19 <amelia> ahahahhahahhaah bands over
23:16:25 <steven_> yeah babez
23:16:27 <steven_> just for u
23:16:32 <steven_> haahah
23:16:41 <steven_> stop being so uptight
23:16:43 <amelia> am i catching xm and steven in becoming your fave boyfriend nathaniel
23:17:03 <PandasDontDrive> LMAO
23:17:17 <TokenDaRing> PandasDontDrive needs a boyfriend
23:17:26 <anonymousmoron> wb?
23:17:47 <anonymousmoron> i'll be his boyfriend
23:17:50 <nate> yes
23:17:53 Join: shadsam ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
23:17:57 Mode: (by steven_) +o shadsam
23:18:07 <shadsam> sweet as bro
23:18:10 <steven_> sup dawg
23:18:16 <nate> shadsam do u love the xbox!
23:18:32 <shadsam> xbox id prolly buy ps3
23:18:35 <shadsam> or 4
23:18:36 <steven_> hahahaaha
23:18:46 <steven_> i use to box ps boy
23:18:48 <steven_> i converted
23:18:57 <steven_> be
23:18:59 <shadsam> im looking for xbox 360
23:19:00 <xm> i should try to see if the PS2 works with this new TV
23:19:03 <shadsam> el cheapo
23:19:05 <steven_> ps2
23:19:11 <steven_> they were the days
23:19:12 <steven_> ;p
23:19:16 <xm> to play Time Crisis etc
23:19:17 <shadsam> i had a chipped ps2
23:19:19 <xm> and Vampire Night
23:19:24 <shadsam> 250 games
23:19:25 <steven_> ye same
23:19:27 <steven_> hahahhha
23:19:30 <steven_> bulk games
23:19:32 <steven_> burnt games
23:19:38 <shadsam> i luv time crisis
23:19:43 <xm> i also had a steering kit that had breaks which i used to reload bullets in the games
23:19:45 <shadsam> i had the gun on ps2
23:19:57 <xm> so it was just like i was in the arcades
23:20:02 <shadsam> lol xm
23:20:03 <steven_> https://soundcloud.com/analoguechurch/rave-rocket-wm-original-radio-mix-hd
23:20:03 <xm> yeah, ive got both gcon gun models
23:20:15 <xm> who wants to listen to my music
23:20:26 <steven_> my dad use to own arcade machines
23:20:28 <shadsam> im gunne re set my self on fire for youtube
23:20:32 <steven_> we had MK in the lounge room
23:20:43 <steven_> and a few others
23:20:48 <shadsam> mortal kombat yeah
23:20:49 <xm> nice 1
23:20:59 <xm> what was the oldest arcade game you had?
23:21:01 <TokenDaRing> PandasDontDrive:
23:21:02 <steven_> ye
23:21:11 <shadsam> pacman
23:21:17 <shadsam> space invaders
23:21:23 <nate> my mums vintage vibrator
23:21:29 <shadsam> lol
23:21:32 <steven_> 1948
23:21:33 <steven_> ;p
23:21:45 <steven_> im the best at galaga
23:21:46 <shadsam> 1948 owns
23:21:54 <steven_> no matter what you guys say, just remember im the best
23:21:54 <steven_> ;p
23:21:55 <anonymousmoron> night ladies
23:22:01 <steven_> night
23:22:05 <steven_> sweet dreamz
23:22:10 <shadsam> is there a pc emu for 1948 or galaga
23:22:22 <steven_> there will be
23:22:22 <shadsam> must b
23:22:32 <shadsam> ill google it
23:22:34 <anonymousmoron> thx phteven
23:22:34 <anonymousmoron> u too babe
23:22:35 <shadsam> tar
23:22:39 <shadsam> nite anon
23:22:39 <steven_> ;]
23:22:59 <amelia> bai nony
23:23:04 <xm> cya anonymousmoron
23:23:09 <steven_> lol
23:23:12 <xm> no one can beat me with light gun games
23:23:15 <anonymousmoron> night shads
23:23:23 <steven_> im the best at games period!
23:23:24 <steven_> :P
23:23:25 <anonymousmoron> bai meelz lovely
23:23:26 <shadsam> silk rd was on 60 minutes
23:23:31 <anonymousmoron> bye xm
23:23:45 <steven_> grand turismo
23:23:56 <amelia> i beat yo ass at snes street fighter
23:23:57 <shadsam> had gt3
23:24:04 <amelia> I'm ryu tho
23:24:06 <steven_> hahaa
23:24:11 <steven_> mario karts!
23:24:11 <amelia> you can be chun li
23:24:16 <amelia> ypu little bitxh5
23:24:19 <amelia> woah
23:24:20 <shadsam> lol
23:24:25 <steven_> il beat u with anyone
23:24:28 <steven_> u can pick my fighter
23:24:32 <amelia> and mario kart
23:24:32 <steven_> u will still lose
23:24:35 <steven_> You Lose.!
23:24:36 <amelia> except rainbow road
23:24:50 <amelia> that track fucks with my eyes too much
23:25:20 <steven_> hahaa
23:25:21 <amelia> and I'm toad
23:25:28 Quit: anonymousmoron ([email protected]) Connection closed
23:25:28 <amelia> you can be princess peach
23:25:35 <amelia> you little bitch
23:25:58 <xm> you know how people get stoned and drive slower
23:26:02 <xm> is that true with mario kart too
23:26:37 <amelia> bwahahah
23:27:01 <amelia> does rainbow road fuck you up when stoned
23:27:11 <amelia> that shit is bad enough for me when straight
23:37:14 <mbison> o.o
23:37:51 <steven_> im stoneddddddddd!
23:38:45 <shadsam> yoyoyoyoyoyoyo
23:39:04 <shadsam> emu can play 1948 on me phone
23:39:10 <steven_> haahhaaha
23:40:34 <xm> steven_, do you remember qbasic and that gorilla banana game and snakes?
23:43:03 <nate> i remember hide the salami
23:43:27 <xm> yeh that game went off (loooooooooooooooooool)
23:45:07 <mbison> o_0
23:47:50 <nate> mbison is sexy music on the wall!
23:48:12 <TokenDaRing> shadsam: why isn't your music good?
23:48:44 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AEf9KasMjk
23:49:20 <nate> ohh those disco lights
23:49:48 <TokenDaRing> are those singers men?
23:50:01 <nate> dey be hot ladies!
23:50:15 <xm> nate, you like house music right?
23:50:21 <xm> https://soundcloud.com/xmofficialmusic/counting-days
23:50:29 Nick: mbison is now known as mbis0n
23:50:44 <xm> i will be your #1 bf now after you hear it
23:51:02 <amelia> woah frankeh
23:51:10 <amelia> big call, big call
23:51:51 <xm> i did an instrumental hip hop piece one
23:51:56 <xm> i know hip hop means vocals
23:51:58 <xm> but meh
23:52:17 <xm> https://soundcloud.com/xmofficialmusic/cast-out-fear
23:52:19 <xm> there it is
23:52:40 <steven_> hahahahahhah
23:52:44 <xm> if we get tisk in here that makes all of austnet's producers
23:52:55 <steven_> tisk has been in here
23:53:02 <steven_> when he was banned from sydney he joined
23:53:06 <TokenDaRing> rofl
23:53:06 <steven_> then he got zlined
23:53:15 <steven_> then 1 week later
23:53:18 <steven_> exact same thing
23:53:24 <steven_> he got banned from sydney
23:53:26 <steven_> joined here
23:53:30 <TokenDaRing> he gets zlined, then gets it taken off because he cries to Lwaxana
23:53:30 <amelia> is tisk chris
23:53:30 <steven_> then 1 hour later zlined
23:53:34 <xm> yes
23:53:35 <TokenDaRing> yes amelia
23:53:36 <shadsam> lol token
23:53:41 <amelia> i feel bad for that boy
23:53:52 <nate> shag his rotten apple!
23:53:56 <shadsam> im getting/got galaxian
23:54:15 * nate swoops down for some tisk fish
23:54:22 <amelia> he seems kinda harmless
23:54:34 <shadsam> tisk is my mate
23:54:42 <nate> u shag him?
23:54:50 <nate> super shag mate
23:54:51 <shadsam> hes a mental case
23:54:55 <shadsam> but cool
23:54:56 <xm> chris is a tortured artist
23:55:22 <amelia> nawwww
23:55:36 <xm> he feeds off his IRC suffering to produce musical poetry
23:55:41 <shadsam> nyone else HATE kuniva
23:55:46 <TokenDaRing> yes
23:55:47 <xm> hahaha kunny is funny
23:55:48 <TokenDaRing> kuniva is a joke
23:55:55 <TokenDaRing> isn't he in a psych ward atm?
23:55:59 <xm> he was
23:56:00 <steven_> hahahaha
23:56:02 <xm> he's out now
23:56:10 <TokenDaRing> haven't seen him around here much
23:56:14 <shadsam> kuniva is a total moronic looser
23:57:04 <shadsam> good good
23:57:19 <shadsam> he gave me ops then banned me
23:57:20 <xm> shadsam, what version of Cubase are you using?
23:57:38 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Quit: .
23:57:41 <xm> i cant find the latest version on any sites
23:57:42 <shadsam> sx 2.0 old version i bought
23:58:21 <shadsam> mame bios completed
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