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00:17 <steven_> he could just play hide the sausage
00:54 Mode: (by steven_) +e *!*@*
01:22 <DoC> babygirl loves u steven_
01:39 Join: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
01:41 <TokenDaRing> sup
01:49 Mode: (by steven_) +o TokenDaRing
01:49 <DoC> sup sup
01:53 <steven_> sup bra
02:03 <DoC> babygirl missing us lol
02:12 <steven_> lol
02:15 <TokenDaRing> lolol
02:23 <TokenDaRing> last night was so worth it
02:30 <DoC> someone should ask her if she cleaned all the poo at zoo or not
02:57 <TokenDaRing> I'm surprised Chris didn't spaz out and shut down the channel again
03:13 <DoC> yeah lol
03:14 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
03:44 <DoC> he banned you and my diff proxy lol
04:19 <steven_> ahaha
05:22 <TokenDaRing> lol
05:45 <steven_> lets see if i can get any proxys on
06:13 <DoC> loooooooool that proxy is zlined
06:22 <DoC> the whole ip range is....lolol
06:40 <steven_> haha
06:41 <steven_> yer
06:43 <DoC> chris might sucked some balls
06:54 <Osskkaarr> A lot are zlined.. be lucky to get 5 connected at once.
07:14 <DoC> lol yeah
07:27 <steven_> //timer 0 1 //sockwrite -n * join #NerdHacks
08:05 <Osskkaarr> and alot of them proxy lists are all the same lists.. spreaded around to different forums
08:30 <Osskkaarr> By the time you try them.. they'll all dead or caught up in the blkacklist
08:32 Join: jimrrcoozi ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
08:49 <steven_> hehe
08:55 <DoC> Lol
09:26 Join: kaikzahpyh ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
09:27 Quit: kaikzahpyh ([email protected]) Z-Lined
09:43 <DoC> see ..
10:16 <DoC> steven_
10:34 <steven_> then you dust yourself off an try again
10:35 <steven_> ;P
10:38 <DoC> why dont u invite bg in here? eh
10:57 <steven_> ahhahah
11:10 <steven_> they will join if they want to
11:11 <TokenDaRing> is she even on
11:16 <steven_> ;P
11:17 <DoC> yeah she is
11:26 <DoC> bad_influence
11:26 <TokenDaRing> whats her nick?
11:43 <TokenDaRing> there we go
11:57 <DoC> Lol
12:06 <DoC> she wont join cuz u did it
12:09 <steven_> haha
12:12 <steven_> i have noticed that
12:21 <steven_> anyone TokenDaRing invites doesnt join
12:22 <steven_> haha
12:42 <steven_> TokenDaRing is the most banned person from here
12:43 <steven_> ;P
13:00 <steven_> slinky is the most kicked person from here
13:01 <steven_> lol
13:05 <TokenDaRing> lolol
13:09 <DoC> now even if i do she wont join lol
13:18 <TokenDaRing> no one gives me IRC love
13:21 <TokenDaRing> emo time
13:22 <steven_> ill get a stats page going
14:09 <steven_> hopefully it dont look like this
14:10 <steven_> http://services.nerdhacks.net/stats/nerdhacks.html
14:13 <xm> `kick steven_
14:52 <DoC> plivent got zline again?
15:03 <steven_> sup xm!
15:04 <steven_> :P
15:07 <steven_> prolly
15:19 <xm> just reading about the cost of hosting in australia
15:20 <xm> you?
16:02 <steven_> not much
16:06 <steven_> what is the cost?
16:45 <steven_> website hostinG?
16:53 <DoC> where is david mentalson !
17:29 <xm> he comes on now and then. still tries to abuse me but then sometimes acts as my friend
17:32 <xm> strangely i dont mind him
17:39 <xm> he's in a very depressing state of affairs
17:50 <xm> his stories are quite entertaining
17:51 <steven_> who are we talking sbout ?
18:01 <xm> such as that he will be the CIO of IBM
18:09 <xm> you probably dont know him
18:14 <DoC> LOL
18:36 <steven_> maybe
18:37 <DoC> xm, he's still upset about his dumb gambling
18:37 <steven_> ;p
18:49 <xm> DoC, it's always good to laugh at him though
18:58 <Osskkaarr> gambler was one of his nicks.
18:58 <DoC> steven_, there was a retard known as gambler
19:04 <steven_> ah
19:08 <steven_> yep
19:13 <steven_> kinda heard about him
19:15 <DoC> david mentalson is his real name
19:17 <DoC> Lol
19:32 <DoC> indeed xm he's a toy eh
19:33 <steven_> ok
19:38 <steven_> one proxy from that site
19:40 <steven_> worked
21:16 <DoC> go on n /msg bad_influence
21:37 Quit: jimrrcoozi ([email protected]) Changing hosts
21:37 Join: jimrrcoozi ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
21:38 <xm> DoC, i know you dont like plivent. but he's pretty hilarious too
21:53 <TokenDaRing> [00:21:40] [PRIVMSG >>> bad_influence]: hi cupcake
21:56 <steven_> i dont mind him
21:56 <xm> i used to be pretty hard on him but now i encourage the stories
21:59 <steven_> good laugh
22:02 <xm> yeap
22:18 <xm> you just have to see them as entertainment really
22:22 <DoC> yeah xm
22:27 <DoC> he's funny sometimes
22:51 <DoC> but sometimes he seems to be a retarded loser
23:04 <xm> i think he's on heroin or something when gets on here
23:07 <DoC> actually he goes mad when i ask him about his bachelor of music
23:16 <TokenDaRing> [00:22:09] <BaD_Influence> wat do u want [00:23:03] <TokenDaRing> i wanna see ya pics babycakes
23:18 <xm> when he*
23:26 <DoC> indeed he's addicted to heroin
23:53 Quit: StrykingX ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
24:05 <DoC> * BaD_Influence gives Doc a smoochy lol
24:43 <xm> is #chatzone full of anal people?
24:58 <DoC> hahaha
24:59 <xm> ive been in there before but havent seen most of the nicks outside of the channel before
25:12 <xm> never seen baby_girl outside of #chatzone really
25:22 <DoC> yup
25:37 <DoC> the chan is dead now
25:48 <TokenDaRing> yeah
25:56 <xm> i think chucky had a thing for baby_girl
25:59 <TokenDaRing> the chan is basically jim and some other retards drooling over babygirl
26:05 <DoC> babygirl likes pedo chat there
26:06 <xm> lolll
26:08 <TokenDaRing> who's about as brain damaged as chris
26:10 <xm> ill have to check it out again
26:22 <DoC> actually she made that chan a pedo zone
26:29 <xm> how old is she?
26:34 <TokenDaRing> nfi
26:35 <xm> i bet she's like 35 and obese
26:41 <TokenDaRing> [00:24:29] <BaD_Influence> u wish stop crawling i dont wanna talk to u go bak to your channel n stay there where u belong [00:26:17] <TokenDaRing> but u and me meant to b babes
26:43 <DoC> i think she's 75
26:44 <TokenDaRing> I'm pissing her off though
33:52 <steven_> Disconnected: 54.241.22.153 6667 -:incognito.ca.us.austnet.org NOTICE dxpfzscrvo :*** If you are having problems connecting due to ping timeouts, please type /quote PONG EKJVXDYHPZ or /raw PONG EKJVXDYHPZ now.-
34:53 <steven_> http://paste.security-portal.cz/view/25ff1124
38:49 <DoC> TokenDaRing, she's kissing everyone tonight in the chan
38:56 <TokenDaRing> ioh god
38:58 <TokenDaRing> disgusting
39:14 <TokenDaRing> that'd be like being kissed by a cow crossed with a hippo
39:23 <DoC> lolol
39:41 <DoC> why dont u come in with a diff nick lol
40:00 Nick: TokenDaRing is now known as NotTokenDaRing
40:03 <NotTokenDaRing> like this?
40:08 <DoC> yeah
40:10 <DoC> hah
41:55 <NotTokenDaRing> I think my disguise is working
42:54 <DoC> yeah
44:02 Quit: NotTokenDaRing ([email protected]) Quit: KVIrc 4.2.0 Equilibrium http://www.kvirc.net/
44:05 Mode: (by bios) -e *!*@*
49:19 Quit: jimrrcoozi ([email protected]) Quit: ???
56:28 <steven_> /server nerdhacks.net
56:33 <steven_> /oper steven password
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01:03 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o nate
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14:20 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o nate
14:28 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
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58:05 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o grubs
26:11 <steven_> night grubs
26:15 <steven_> ;}
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39:52 <shadsam> morn
51:19 Quit: shadsam ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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31:00 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
32:16 <StrykerX> Well well
32:21 <StrykerX> It's the dirty stop out
32:25 <StrykerX> amelia: Hullo
34:17 <amelia> wot up
34:42 <StrykerX> Fuck all.. Kicking back.. U?
34:53 <amelia> tired as a mofo
35:01 <StrykerX> Big weekend out?
35:03 <amelia> can't find the channelchanger
35:07 <amelia> my life is over
35:14 <StrykerX> Just throw something at it
35:17 <amelia> yah werd bit of a good weekend
35:20 <StrykerX> It'll change or turn off.
35:27 <amelia> AND MY XBOX WON'T CONNECT TO THE INTERWEBS
35:31 <StrykerX> Either way it's something new.
35:46 <StrykerX> THE APOCOLYPSE IS HERE
36:13 <amelia> I DO BELIEVE YOU ARE CORRECT ON YOUR APOCOLYPSE ASSUMPTION
36:48 <StrykerX> MAN THE BOMBSHELTERS
37:31 <amelia> GOGOGO
37:45 <StrykerX> WHY IS THIS ALL BEING E-YELLED?
39:44 <amelia> COS IT REALLY SHOWS OUR EMOTIONS
40:44 <StrykerX> OH RIGHT
40:59 <StrykerX> I FEEL THIS IS A SPECIAL MOMENT OF BONDING FOR US
43:39 <amelia> WOW I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE FEELING THAT
44:10 * StrykerX FEELS THE LOVE
45:22 <amelia> thats it
45:29 <amelia> I'm blowing thr world up
45:33 <amelia> xbox won't connect
45:36 <StrykerX> Sweet
45:43 <amelia> now you must all suffer like i am
45:46 <StrykerX> Gimmi a sec to dig a trench
45:51 <StrykerX> So I can hide
46:07 <amelia> NO ONE WILL BE SPARED
46:26 <StrykerX> DONT MAKE ME NUKE PERTH
46:53 <smashmouse> woooo
46:55 <StrykerX> Given how far behind it is there.. The bomb would hit and people would die 3 hours later..
46:57 <smashmouse> it's evil amelia today
46:58 <StrykerX> :>
46:59 <smashmouse> nice
47:12 <StrykerX> smashmouse: Agreed. She's hot when she's angry.
47:19 <amelia> bwahahahah
47:20 <smashmouse> ^5
47:31 <amelia> as opposed to a fugmo when I'm happy issit
47:34 <amelia> wot up slinks
47:36 Join: shadsam ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
47:38 <StrykerX> lolol
47:55 <StrykerX> Wish my boy was well.. Would like to go out somewhere today
48:16 <amelia> little shickiebum
48:29 <StrykerX> Yup. :(
48:32 <amelia> how old he
48:36 <StrykerX> 2.5
49:20 <StrykerX> My lil turd <3
51:13 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Connection closed
51:54 <smashmouse> juss gamin meelz
51:55 <smashmouse> :P
51:57 <smashmouse> ow
51:59 <smashmouse> aaaaaaaaaaaaw
52:06 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
52:32 <amelia> you broked my phone
52:37 <amelia> how old did you say he was
52:41 <smashmouse> hahahaha
54:09 <amelia> WHY YOU LAUGH SLINKS WHY YOU LAUGH
54:23 <smashmouse> iunno
54:25 <smashmouse> :P
54:46 <amelia> :P
59:16 <StrykerX> 2.5
59:19 <StrykerX> :)
01:34 <amelia> naw
01:48 <StrykerX> My lil man :D
01:56 <amelia> LITTLE PEOPLE ARE SO ODD THO
01:56 <StrykerX> Only see him weekends though :(
02:06 <amelia> they come out wif the funniest shit
02:10 <StrykerX> Yup
02:19 <StrykerX> He just strutted in wearing my sisters heels :/
02:25 <amelia> bwahahahahahha
02:28 <StrykerX> All proud
02:31 <amelia> let him do his thang
02:39 <amelia> so chuffed with himself
02:44 <StrykerX> Exactly
02:53 <StrykerX> Trying to make sure he's more confident than his daddy :)
03:32 <amelia> thats the spirit
03:35 <amelia> strong lil man
03:56 <amelia> my friend's lil boy is 4 yes old and he was goin on about how he had a sexy dream about a girl
04:07 <amelia> we were like wtf where he learn this shit
04:12 <StrykerX> Wtf?
04:22 <amelia> and he was all IT WAS A BAD DREAM A BAD DREAM such a nightmare
04:30 <StrykerX> She held his hand?
04:35 <amelia> then under his breath he said "...it was a good dream"
04:49 <StrykerX> Hahahaha he was just saying what wouldn't get him in trouble!
04:59 <amelia> bwahahahahahahahah
05:01 <StrykerX> My boy does that now.
05:11 <StrykerX> Says what he thinks is wanted to be said
05:17 <StrykerX> As if learn that this early
05:29 <amelia> ahahahhaha holy shit and he only 2.5
05:35 <amelia> lil rascal
06:09 <StrykerX> His peditrician or however you spell it says he's really advanced for his age
06:34 <StrykerX> But hey.. It's clear who he got his smarts from
06:37 * StrykerX poses
06:42 <amelia> he a smart lil cookie ay
06:45 <amelia> bwahahah is that so
06:51 <StrykerX> Yup and yup! :D
06:56 <amelia> do you go out wif him much on weekends
07:07 <amelia> spend quality father son time
07:10 <StrykerX> I try to.. But his dickhead mother sends him sick a fair bit
07:28 <StrykerX> It's usually cuddling together watching Peppa Pig or Spongebob lately
07:45 <StrykerX> He's being Mr Independant today though
07:53 <StrykerX> "I watch on my own!"
07:56 <amelia> fudge yeahhhh spongebob
08:08 <amelia> peppa pig can fuck right off tho
08:09 <StrykerX> Rejected by a 2 yr old!
08:12 <StrykerX> AGREED!!
08:14 <StrykerX> My god
08:16 <StrykerX> I HATE IT
08:20 <amelia> bwahahhaha get outta here dad I'm watching ma own
08:25 <StrykerX> Pretty much lol
08:32 <StrykerX> So I'm on here next to him
08:38 <StrykerX> He'll come sucking up soon
08:43 <amelia> wots his name
08:49 <StrykerX> Oliver
08:53 <amelia> ollie
08:56 <StrykerX> Yuh
08:57 <amelia> cute as heck
09:08 <StrykerX> He is
09:24 <amelia> sometimes i tease ma friends kick jus to stir him up
09:26 <amelia> and he says
09:34 <amelia> i love you amelia but you have to stop saying that
09:35 <amelia> bwahahhahaa
09:41 <amelia> they act so grown up sometimes
09:49 <amelia> kid not kick
09:52 <StrykerX> What I'm LOVING atm
10:04 <StrykerX> Is when he say's "can't".. It sounds like "cunt"
10:10 <amelia> AHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
10:18 <StrykerX> He goes to her dad "U CANT DO IT!"
10:25 <StrykerX> Which translates to "U CUNT DO IT"
10:43 <StrykerX> He had a meltdown, I had an asthma attack through laughing so feckin hard
11:09 <StrykerX> The innocence of a kid <3
11:19 <amelia> ahahahahahahahahahaha
11:35 <amelia> 100% worth the asthma attack
11:38 <StrykerX> Myself and her dad are almost on punchon terms btw
11:43 <StrykerX> Which made it that much funnier
11:53 <amelia> ahahaha like yeah you tell him son
11:58 <StrykerX> Yup!
12:02 <StrykerX> "goooood boy!!"
12:10 <StrykerX> He was all proud
12:24 <StrykerX> (My boy that is, not her dad)
12:37 <amelia> ahahaha i have no doubt
13:00 <StrykerX> It fucked me off when he said fuck the other week though
13:06 <StrykerX> I bite my tongue hard when he's around
13:10 <StrykerX> Don't swear
13:21 <StrykerX> So he's clearly heard it from here.
13:31 <StrykerX> Her*
14:03 <amelia> yah they soak up everything tho at that age
14:15 <amelia> hard not to laugh when they rock out with swear words
14:21 <amelia> jus eggs em on some more
14:33 <StrykerX> I know!
14:50 <StrykerX> Have to force a serious face
14:55 <StrykerX> "DON'T SAY THAT"
15:00 <StrykerX> "Sorry daddy"
15:22 <StrykerX> Then he cuddles me usually.
15:30 <StrykerX> Lil suckup.
16:52 <amelia> ahahahah wrapped around his lil finger no doubt
16:58 <StrykerX> Sadly, yes.
17:07 <StrykerX> I adore him too much not to be!
17:07 <amelia> my fave thing to do is love puff on lil kids tho
17:18 <StrykerX> Love puff?
17:21 <StrykerX> Sounds kinky..
17:21 <amelia> f
17:21 <amelia> a
17:22 <amelia> r
17:23 <amelia> t
17:27 <StrykerX> Oh
17:30 <StrykerX> Drop your guts
17:33 <amelia> ahahahahahaa
17:34 <StrykerX> That's MEAN.
17:38 <StrykerX> Even by my standards!!
17:39 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHAHA
17:47 <amelia> he does it to me too
17:51 <amelia> its like a game
17:52 <StrykerX> And I have pretty fucked up standards!
17:57 <amelia> that i always win
18:01 <StrykerX> Hahaha
18:10 <StrykerX> More full of hot air than him huh? :P
18:13 <amelia> he gets so excited when we pley mario that he jus farts
18:18 <amelia> ahahahahaha
18:23 <StrykerX> Naww that's cute
19:30 <amelia> how old you
19:40 <StrykerX> 29
19:42 <StrykerX> Yourself?
21:01 <amelia> 28
21:09 <amelia> i couldn't imagine having a kid
21:12 <amelia> goshdamn
21:43 <StrykerX> He's the best thing that ever happened in my life :)
21:54 <amelia> i have no doubt
22:42 <StrykerX> Just wish he didn't have such a fuckwit mother.
23:20 <amelia> you don't put it her down in front of him tho ye
23:28 <StrykerX> Fuck no
24:03 <StrykerX> He doesn't need to be part of my hatred for her.
24:20 <StrykerX> Once I drop him off though.. I unleash lol
24:41 <amelia> yah dat sux cos it would be good for his sake if could still do things, like the 3 of you together
24:45 <StrykerX> If he's around.. And anyone runs her down.. I tell em to stfu
24:56 <StrykerX> Not likely
24:59 <amelia> even tho separated
25:12 <StrykerX> She's fucked me mentally too bad for that
25:26 <amelia> would no doubt make his lil world prob more so when he gets a lil older... 3 or 4 yrs old
25:29 <amelia> ah true
25:34 <amelia> hard to come back from
25:37 <StrykerX> Yep
25:47 <StrykerX> That's why, after being separated since Sept
25:56 <StrykerX> I'm not remotely interested in a RS still
26:07 <StrykerX> Closest to that I'd do is a FWB.
26:19 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
26:20 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o nate
26:34 <amelia> ahhh true i guess when you're ready it will happen
26:41 <StrykerX> Yeah
26:45 <amelia> ntown welcome
26:52 <amelia> jus need time to heal
26:56 <StrykerX> According to FB I have sex appeal, attraction and have no self control
26:57 <amelia> however long that takes
27:02 <StrykerX> And since it was on FB, it's true
27:05 <nate> hi laadies]
27:08 <StrykerX> So, I'm set!
27:14 <amelia> ahahahaha how does fb come up wif that
27:17 <StrykerX> nate, sup bigboi
27:25 <StrykerX> amelia: No idea. But it said it!
27:30 <nate> im gonna have some nOodals
27:35 <amelia> ahahaha mos def true then
27:37 <amelia> yummmmmm
27:47 <StrykerX> Chicken nuggets n chips for us.
27:48 <amelia> i asked my bro to bring me hk bbq
27:51 <StrykerX> His fave atm
27:58 <amelia> i dont think he will
28:09 <amelia> guess wot ndawg
28:22 <StrykerX> She's got a man lined up for you
28:23 <StrykerX> Keen?
28:59 <amelia> he wishes
29:04 <StrykerX> lolol
29:20 <StrykerX> Dw nate, we can meet up for a good time
30:02 <StrykerX> Speaking of food.. It'll be ready
30:04 <StrykerX> Bbs
30:31 <amelia> otays
40:32 <nate> strangle him!
42:43 <amelia> nathaniel
42:47 <amelia> the drought is over
42:51 <amelia> are you proud
43:09 <nate> yes
43:26 <nate> wat a catch!
43:32 <StrykerX> nate: Are you cute?
43:38 <amelia> i kno right
43:46 <nate> no StrykerX ;p
43:54 <StrykerX> Pix or it's lies.
43:59 <nate> lol
44:03 <StrykerX> Speaking of pix..
44:14 <StrykerX> amelia: Where's one of more than your hair?!
44:44 <amelia> it had half ma face
44:51 <amelia> dats more than enough
44:54 <StrykerX> It had half an eye!
45:00 <amelia> it had full eye
45:04 <StrykerX> Lies!
45:05 <amelia> i think
45:55 <amelia> yes it had full eye
46:08 <StrykerX> Have you only 1 eye?
46:15 <StrykerX> Must be a Perf thing
46:25 <amelia> ahahahaha
46:29 <amelia> cyclops
48:07 <StrykerX> Futurama <3
48:42 <amelia> ahahahahah layla
48:46 <amelia> or leila?
49:17 <nate> layla with leila tonite
49:20 <StrykerX> Leela lol
49:53 <StrykerX> It's written on her locker in some ep's I'm fair sure
50:03 <amelia> haha
50:11 <amelia> i didnt really get into that show
50:27 <nate> futurama made me feel dumb
50:28 <amelia> giggles every now n then but was pretty shit
50:38 <nate> i dunno how it did it:)
51:01 <amelia> american dad better than futurama
51:10 <smashmouse> chicks giggle when u pat dere vagana
51:15 <StrykerX> Family Guy rocks
51:15 <nate> so tru, hottie a team
51:23 <StrykerX> smashmouse: They sure do :)~~
51:26 Mode: (by nate) +ooo amelia legatus shadsam
51:26 <shadsam>  nate: Thanks For +op  «Daniela Script»
51:27 <smashmouse> lolz
51:35 <nate> daniela script?:
51:36 <nate> haha
51:43 <smashmouse> aha
51:50 Mode: (by nate) +o smashmouse
52:31 <amelia> wotdafux
52:46 <amelia> thats hectic for this time of the morning shads
53:00 <nate> Whitesnake - Is This Love
53:05 <smashmouse> :D
53:06 <StrykerX> [13:52] <amelia> thats hectic for this time of the morning shads
53:11 <StrykerX> Morning?
53:28 <amelia> 11.51am
53:30 <nate> moaning!
53:35 <smashmouse> hahahaha]=
53:37 <StrykerX> OH right
53:39 <StrykerX> In the past
53:42 <StrykerX> Keep forgetting!
53:46 <amelia> ahahaha
53:48 <amelia> ptown
53:56 <nate> pOwnedtown
54:06 <StrykerX> Nuh, I like Perth
54:14 <StrykerX> Even if it's city has like 5 highrises
54:17 <StrykerX> Aka, town
54:40 <smashmouse> must be some nice hotties there :D :D
54:47 <StrykerX> There are
54:49 <amelia> how long since you been here cos perth is smashed with highrises
54:50 <smashmouse> wooo
55:03 <StrykerX> Some of those abo/aussie blends are pretty hot
55:08 <amelia> bwahahahahha
55:12 <smashmouse> lol
55:15 <amelia> halfcasts
55:20 <smashmouse> "blends"
55:21 <StrykerX> amelia: 2009?
55:22 <smashmouse> lolz
55:23 <amelia> perth has good lookin girls
55:41 <amelia> beachy lasses
55:49 <amelia> 2009
55:49 <smashmouse> yum
55:53 <StrykerX> Right, gonna have to book another ticket there
55:54 <StrykerX> lol
55:57 <amelia> perth is a bit siff since then
56:09 <smashmouse> ima bit stiff since now
56:14 <StrykerX> Oh, you've got 6 now?
56:15 <smashmouse> *runs around*
56:16 <amelia> bwahahahahha
56:29 <amelia> there's an over supply if anything
56:33 <StrykerX> 7
56:35 <StrykerX> k
56:48 <amelia> you talkin high rise apartment blocks?
56:54 <smashmouse> what really makes a city is how many graveyards ya got!
56:57 <StrykerX> No
56:59 <StrykerX> lol
57:00 <smashmouse> lol
57:03 <StrykerX> Office highrises
57:05 <amelia> or like commercial buildinfs
57:17 <amelia> ohhh
57:19 <smashmouse> highrises and light air craft
57:22 <smashmouse> smash!
57:23 <amelia> yah still lotsa dem too
57:24 <StrykerX> Yes. Commercial buildinfs
57:27 <StrykerX> :>
57:30 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
57:34 <amelia> Snap yo neck mang
57:40 <StrykerX> Kinky bitch
57:41 <amelia> hard on phone wif fat fingaZ
57:59 <StrykerX> That half eye was pretty hot
58:00 <smashmouse> lolo
58:05 <StrykerX> You can bash me anyday ;
58:07 <StrykerX> ;D
58:25 <amelia> even wif my shorter hair
58:30 <StrykerX> Yuh
58:32 <amelia> I'm blushing stahp
58:57 <StrykerX> One cell on your cheek is red?
58:59 <StrykerX> Success!
59:06 <smashmouse> this is like porn
59:12 <smashmouse> wit words
59:18 <StrykerX> smashmouse: We're not there yet ;
59:20 <smashmouse> n no porn
59:21 <StrykerX> ;)
59:27 <amelia> that sounds like the worst porn ever
59:36 <StrykerX> Silent porn
59:50 <StrykerX> Is she moaning or telling him to fuck off?!
01:14 <amelia> so many options on wot to do today
01:33 <StrykerX> I'm setting my son up with my mates daughter
01:41 <StrykerX> ARRANGED MARRIAGES DO EXIST IN AUS PEOPLE
02:01 <amelia> BUT WOT DOES HER MOTHER LOOK LIKE
02:30 <StrykerX> A WOMAN!
02:38 <StrykerX> And in my experience, it's a good start!
03:14 <amelia> does your boy have the smooth moves to win over this lil girl
03:20 <StrykerX> He's a ladies man
03:22 <StrykerX> Already
03:28 <amelia> hay my name is ollie do you wanna be wif me forevers
03:42 <StrykerX> Went to a single parents meet a couple of months back
03:48 <StrykerX> Fuck, what a player
04:11 <amelia> damnnnnn son
04:21 <StrykerX> I could learn from him
04:34 <amelia> well mos girls are suckers for a dad being real interactive with his kid
04:40 <amelia> so you got that on your side
04:46 <amelia> me, i prefer guys with dogs
04:52 <StrykerX> Yeah, I get looks from single mothers a bit
04:54 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
04:54 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o anotherirc3r
05:06 <StrykerX> Should catch up with em
05:07 <nate> anotherirc3r hi hot dog
05:07 <StrykerX> Shag n go
05:13 <StrykerX> :D~
05:22 <nate> wOOF!
05:50 <anotherirc3r> hey natey :)
06:03 <amelia> single parent meets
06:06 <StrykerX> Yup
06:13 <amelia> hey nony head
06:19 <StrykerX> Lure them in
06:21 <amelia> did you meet some nice ladies stryke
06:38 <StrykerX> I had me eye on this mothers daughter
06:43 <StrykerX> 19 yr old
06:48 <anotherirc3r> hey meelzy
06:50 <StrykerX> Olly was in love with her too
06:55 <anotherirc3r> how are you hun?
06:56 <amelia> 19
06:58 <amelia> goshdamn
07:07 <amelia> i am amazing fanks nony how you doin
07:13 <StrykerX> It's not all young mothers loll
07:13 <amelia> stryke is that not a big young
07:23 <StrykerX> amelia: Any holes a goal ;D
07:30 <StrykerX> As long as it's legal!
07:30 <anotherirc3r> alright
07:39 <amelia> bwahaaha
07:43 <amelia> standards boy standards
07:52 <StrykerX> I pretty much live on IRC
07:55 <StrykerX> What are standards?!
08:08 <nate> i like a girl with hands :P
08:11 <amelia> oh lordy
08:13 <amelia> ahahahhaha
08:13 <StrykerX> Willing + Over 18
08:17 <StrykerX> That'll do me :D
08:42 <StrykerX> Oh.. And under 40
08:48 <StrykerX> Not really into grannies yet
09:07 <amelia> once you knock it out with one or two holes maybe your standards will come bax
09:21 <StrykerX> Hahah yeah
09:30 <StrykerX> Wake up.. Hungover.. "OLAWD!"
10:29 <amelia> when theres a monster laying next to you and youre thinkin fuck wot happened to me
10:39 <StrykerX> Then you're itching all day
10:45 <StrykerX> I'm sure standards reappear
11:25 <StrykerX> Brb, daddy duties!
11:44 <anotherirc3r> depends whether you can develop standards
14:02 <amelia> always
15:57 <StrykerX> But yeah
16:03 <StrykerX> Got my eye on her daughter
16:14 <StrykerX> Getting past mummy won't be easy though
16:33 <anotherirc3r> sad
16:42 <amelia> 19 way young
16:46 <StrykerX> Coming from someone going for a junkie
16:48 <StrykerX> That's rich
16:52 <amelia> woah
17:12 <amelia> you two havin your 1st fight
17:18 <amelia> does you need me to mediate
17:24 <StrykerX> amelia: You've missed much this weekend
17:44 <amelia> otay nony tell me wot stryke does to hurt you feeling and then stryke you get your turn after
17:47 <amelia> oh deary me
18:39 <anotherirc3r> I'm sure if you want a blow-by-blow either Token or StrykerX would be happy to fill you in
18:56 <nate> i want a blow-by-joe
19:21 <StrykerX> Oh that's right.. Apparently I was encouraging Token who runs on his own mind and will, to troll you.
19:24 <StrykerX> My bad@!
19:56 <nate> token is ya brother in irc-law ;D
20:03 <anotherirc3r> I never said you were
21:33 <anotherirc3r> but you certainly didn't stop him
21:46 <anotherirc3r> don't lose your IRC cred
21:49 <anotherirc3r> priorities
21:56 <nate> tisk needs lovin 2!
22:01 * nate drools
22:06 <StrykerX> I didn't. You're right.
22:06 <amelia> i got lovin dis weekend
22:16 <amelia> 3x
22:17 <StrykerX> Because you STILL don't get why there's an issue here.
22:22 <StrykerX> amelia: 3some?
22:25 <StrykerX> That's hot. :)~
22:29 <anotherirc3r> thank you natey
22:33 <amelia> can't we all jus be happy that I'm happy
22:34 <amelia> AHAHA
22:49 <amelia> i quack myself up sometimes
22:52 <anotherirc3r> what I get is that both you and Token are arseholes
22:55 <StrykerX> Tisk needs rehab
22:56 <amelia> quack quack quack
23:01 <StrykerX> That's what he needs.
23:01 <nate> thats like watching a monkey drink its own piss :O
23:07 <StrykerX> But he is too retarded to get it.
23:17 <StrykerX> Oh, you want arsehole? :)
23:21 <StrykerX> I can give you arsehole. :)
23:38 <nate> good i need arsehole
23:42 <StrykerX> However, I'm too happy today so I'll just go back to ignoring you.
23:49 <anotherirc3r> I'm sure you've had so much practice
23:58 <StrykerX> nate, let's meet then!
24:05 <amelia> someone bend over so nathaniel can stick it in
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24:49 <anotherirc3r> omg some1 apparently haz a problum but won't deel wit it
24:52 <nate> StrykerX im all show no go ;D
24:57 <StrykerX> nate, boring!
25:01 <anotherirc3r> let's abuze them
25:15 <anotherirc3r> good idea! *wanker high five*
28:26 <StrykerX> Speaking of wanker ideas
28:36 <StrykerX> Let's go to an unmedicated schizos place!
28:41 <StrykerX> GOOD IDEA YO
28:53 <amelia> i wonder how
28:58 <amelia> i wonder why
29:09 <amelia> yesterday you told me bout the blue blue sky
29:15 <amelia> BUT ALL DAT I CAN SEE
29:22 <amelia> Is jus a another lemon tree
29:23 <anotherirc3r> yup it is
29:46 <StrykerX> Pathetic.
29:47 <StrykerX> lol
29:47 <amelia> did i tell you guys my story of the abodiginals that tried to take my oranges
29:54 <StrykerX> amelia: Sounds normal
29:55 <amelia> i told them no
29:56 <StrykerX> lol
30:03 <amelia> the end
30:03 <exem> Had freshly squeezed lemonade yday
30:08 <amelia> yummmmmmm
30:12 <StrykerX> Were they at least hot abos?
30:14 <exem> Sugar and salt added
30:20 <amelia> no
30:20 <StrykerX> Like the halfcast type
30:24 <amelia> she was like
30:24 <StrykerX> Oh boring
30:27 <amelia> HELLO
30:28 <amelia> excuse me
30:32 <amelia> EXCUSE ME
30:39 <exem> Halfcast ones are slways the worst
30:39 <amelia> HELLOOOOOO can i take some oranges
30:51 <amelia> no i really like oranges you cannot have them
30:51 <StrykerX> Halfcasts have the worst attitudes
30:58 <amelia> BUT I TOOK SOME ON TUESDAY
30:58 <StrykerX> Thinking the world owes them
31:06 <StrykerX> But some can be hot if blended right.
31:13 <exem> Full bloods from the country are generally ok
31:16 <amelia> well ok since you already stole some m8 go for it
31:38 <StrykerX> amelia: Should've offered her a small serve of petrol
31:42 <StrykerX> She would've left you in peace.
31:55 <amelia> should have ditched an orange at her head
31:56 <exem> Well if you look at the ppl that front angry protests theyre often more white
32:12 <StrykerX> exem: Thus backing up my bad attitude theory
32:23 <nate> exem? slap my butt!
32:33 <exem> Nate!!!!!!
32:37 <StrykerX> Pure bloods don't whinge
32:47 <StrykerX> I get along with them good when they aren't trying to rob me.
32:48 <nate> yes i know whites are racist, and everyone else not :D
32:52 <exem> U lil bwad bwoy
33:15 <amelia> bwhaahahha bwad bwoy
33:31 <exem> Ive lived with abos before and its only halfcasts thatcause shit
33:43 <exem> Fights etc
34:05 <StrykerX> Last abo's that tried to rob me were on a train in Perth
34:20 <StrykerX> And they didn't look halfcast to me
34:28 <exem> The ones from remote areas just listen to country music and are christian
34:53 <StrykerX> The good type
35:15 <anotherirc3r> and StrykerX bashed them
35:25 <anotherirc3r> because that's what he does
35:51 <anotherirc3r> different opinion on FB? going to go meet you and beat you up
35:56 <nate> young ones get in trouble ;l
36:26 <amelia> one time a really old abodiginal at city bus stop said to me
36:30 <amelia> hey little girl
36:34 <amelia> where you going little girl
36:41 <amelia> come back here little girl
36:48 <steven_> lol
36:48 <anotherirc3r> hell, even if they don't have a different opinion, let's beat them up anyway
36:50 <amelia> de end
36:51 <nate> did u say im 2 hot for u bitch!
37:07 <anotherirc3r> because that's just what StrykerX does
37:11 <amelia> i held back tears cos i was like 15 and ran for my little girl life
37:42 <anotherirc3r> awww meelz
37:48 <amelia> ahahahaahaha
37:54 <amelia> it was funny
38:01 <amelia> but jus not at the time
38:31 <nate> now u have pepper spray
38:43 <StrykerX> Hahah
38:45 <StrykerX> Yup
39:00 <amelia> now i have my right hook
39:11 <amelia> so yah I'm pretty much d.e.d
39:31 <StrykerX> Right hooks are good when executed correctly. :P
40:10 <StrykerX> Personally, I'm left handed so my left hook is better.
40:30 <amelia> yah my right shoulder bit sore at moment, i throwing stronger left hooks
40:41 <amelia> my right usually much stronger
40:48 <StrykerX> I reckon you'd be the type to belt someone up pretty easy
40:57 <StrykerX> I'll keep my distance. :P
41:23 <amelia> i dont fight
41:43 <StrykerX> loll
41:47 <amelia> only one time when girl pulled my hair when her bf brother was talking @ me and she thought it was her bf
42:20 <StrykerX> lmao
42:21 <StrykerX> Nice
42:47 <amelia> sore jaw for her
43:05 <StrykerX> Well done!
43:13 <amelia> and the time before that was when I was like 9 and stupid girl ripped my mickey mouse watch off my wrist
43:16 <StrykerX> No need to take anyones shit.
43:27 <amelia> so i got angry
43:41 <StrykerX> I remember my first fight in highschool
43:45 <amelia> and she got pushed AHHAHAHA gangsta
43:55 <amelia> DONT TOUCH MY MICKEY MOUSE WATCH
43:57 <StrykerX> The poor guy who fucked me off wound up in hospital with a broken nose. :/
44:21 <StrykerX> Only reason I got out of being expelled
44:23 <amelia> nawwww fighting is bad
44:31 <StrykerX> Was cause I played with the principal's feelings
44:35 <StrykerX> Got her to feel sorry for me.
44:40 <StrykerX> :')
45:15 <StrykerX> "ohh people always pick on me.. I just had to lash out.. it happens all the time" etc etc
45:19 <StrykerX> Few fake tears
45:28 <StrykerX> I got a 2 day suspension instead
45:54 <amelia> ahahahahahhaa
46:03 <amelia> so basically you manipulated her
46:07 <StrykerX> Yup :D
46:07 Mode: (by nate) +o exem
46:18 <StrykerX> The teacher was scared of me. :/
46:23 <amelia> when i was in like year 9 my dad caught me at home wagging
46:25 <StrykerX> "Darren, step outside"
46:30 <StrykerX> "No!"
46:35 <StrykerX> So he evacuated the class :/
46:43 <amelia> and so i lied n started crying saying all my friends wanted me to try weed
46:48 <amelia> and i didnt wanna so i ran home
46:49 <StrykerX> lolol
46:58 <StrykerX> You're also good at manipulation
47:04 <amelia> and he went from being angry to bein soso proud of his lil girl
47:04 <StrykerX> Well played
47:08 <StrykerX> HAHA
47:17 <StrykerX> Love it!
47:34 <amelia> my fave time was when my lil bro wagged and my dad came home
47:42 <amelia> and so he raced under the bed to hide
47:47 <amelia> thinkin dad would go back to work
47:56 <amelia> but he didnt, he stayed for hours
47:58 <StrykerX> lollll
48:01 <StrykerX> Love it!
48:04 <amelia> so my lil bro was under the bed
48:06 <amelia> asleep
48:23 <amelia> for hrs ahahahahahaa
48:28 <exem> Mun i didnt want to watch all thiis porn but i wanted tomake sure im not gay. Guess what im not gay!!!!
48:36 <StrykerX> LOL
48:41 <StrykerX> I never got caught with porn.
48:43 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHHAA
49:00 Join: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
49:10 <nate> brother TokenDaRing!
49:17 <TokenDaRing> sup
49:18 Mode: (by steven_) +o TokenDaRing
49:35 <nate> they are talking about history, how manure of them ;D
49:36 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing: Sup man
49:37 <exem> Ameel can you resend
49:44 <exem> It upgraded
49:47 <amelia> otays
49:51 <anotherirc3r> pity. I thought you died
50:08 <TokenDaRing> I did, I feel better now
50:16 <nate> anotherirc3r be nice to your future husband :O
50:35 <amelia> try not to fall in luff wif me xm afterward
50:42 <amelia> its a bit amazing
51:14 <anotherirc3r> future husband?
51:19 * anotherirc3r shudders
51:21 <exem> Doesnt accept :(
51:23 <anotherirc3r> no thank you
51:25 <anotherirc3r> pass
51:34 <StrykerX> That's TiSKs role, nate
51:36 <StrykerX> Get it right son.
51:36 <amelia> rawrrrr why not
51:41 <exem> Dunno
51:41 <amelia> do we not have the same skypes
51:59 <nate> amelia your beauty is fading ;P
52:01 <exem> Ive had this problem becore
52:20 <StrykerX> Firewall most likely.
52:29 <exem> Might be coz skype is running both on lappy and phone
52:37 <amelia> nathaniel are you seeing me in a different light these days
52:55 <nate> the computer is ;l
53:01 <nate> skype?!?
53:04 <anotherirc3r> StrykerX, and where's your partner?
53:08 <amelia> ahahah wots wrong wif skype
53:11 <exem> Hmmm you prolly dont have dropbox
53:22 <StrykerX> Don't need one :)
53:26 <amelia> i can send voice clips to xm of me singing beautifully on there
53:56 <amelia> if only he lifted his game
53:58 <StrykerX> amelia: Send away!
54:26 <amelia> no its not beautiful at all i was being sarcastic
54:40 <StrykerX> Still
54:45 <StrykerX> Can't be as bad as me :D
55:38 <amelia> haha
57:19 <StrykerX> amelia: That photo was so hot :o~~
57:35 <amelia> wot
57:52 <StrykerX> Yeah, you're playing your part well ;D
58:25 <amelia> huh
58:41 * nate falls over
58:47 Quit: exem ([email protected]) Connection closed
58:51 * StrykerX picks nate up
58:58 Join: exem ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
59:00 <nate> i tripped on StrykerXs log
59:10 <TokenDaRing> was it a big log?
59:15 <amelia> well I'm confused
59:18 Quit: exem ([email protected]) Connection closed
59:21 <StrykerX> You better believe it ;)
59:35 <anotherirc3r> aww back to men again
59:36 <StrykerX> Brb smoko
01:46 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX is so hot, he's smoking
07:13 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing knows how it is
07:15 <StrykerX> ;D
07:25 <TokenDaRing> I damn well do
07:42 <anotherirc3r> a bromance. how sweet
08:34 <StrykerX> Going to up Brisvegas soon to hang out with my man
08:37 <TokenDaRing> anotherirc3r: you're just "jealous"
08:39 <TokenDaRing> clearly
08:54 <amelia> is token for Brisbane
08:55 <anotherirc3r> oh, of course
09:00 <amelia> gosh i would hate to live there
09:09 <amelia> from not for
09:17 <TokenDaRing> brisbane is a hell hole
09:23 <StrykerX> lolol
09:24 <TokenDaRing> but I'm here till I graduate so
09:25 <anotherirc3r> I don't know which of you to be more jealous of
09:28 <amelia> massively
09:35 <anotherirc3r> it's all just so overwhelming
09:38 <amelia> i figured token was like 40+
10:33 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing is a good lad
10:36 <StrykerX> Means well
10:53 <TokenDaRing> I give great handjobs too
10:59 <anotherirc3r> good?
11:01 <anotherirc3r> LOL
11:03 <amelia> i thought perhaps a 40+ bali man cos of the daring
11:05 <anotherirc3r> I'm sorry
11:17 <anotherirc3r> that was a really good joke
11:26 <amelia> my ex used to call me darling but said it in an accent like indo
11:32 <StrykerX> TokenDaRing: We need to meet up asap
11:34 <amelia> and it sounded like da-ring
11:38 <TokenDaRing> yeah man
11:41 <StrykerX> Good handjob.. Cannot pass this.
11:49 <TokenDaRing> rofl amelia
12:00 <StrykerX> He's older but I can work with that ;D
12:01 <amelia> so thats wot it reminds me of every time bwahahahhaha
12:17 <StrykerX> amelia: So, he reminds you of your ex?
12:21 <amelia> nooooo
12:26 <StrykerX> lolll
12:31 <amelia> my ex wasnt indo ahahah jus the way he said darling
12:37 <StrykerX> Ah right
12:40 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: I thought you were older than me?
12:44 <amelia> pronounce darling with an accent
12:45 <TokenDaRing> I'm only 32
12:48 <amelia> say it
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12:59 <TokenDaRing> or is it 23?
13:05 <TokenDaRing> I can't rememeber anymore
13:06 <StrykerX> You're 32?
13:09 <StrykerX> I can work with that
13:11 <StrykerX> 29 bro
13:23 <StrykerX> You can be my sugardaddy
13:28 <TokenDaRing> sweet
13:40 <TokenDaRing> but, I pretty much have a sugar mumma
13:44 <TokenDaRing> even though she's younger than me
13:45 <TokenDaRing> so
13:50 <TokenDaRing> I dunno what the fuck that even is
14:18 <StrykerX> LOL
14:20 <StrykerX> How's that work?
14:23 <amelia> it means she not a sugar mama
14:27 <TokenDaRing> she works fulltime, I study
14:31 <StrykerX> Ah right
14:41 <TokenDaRing> which is the inverse of how we were last year
14:50 <StrykerX> See, that's reasonable
15:17 <StrykerX> You're both putting in the hard yards
15:20 <TokenDaRing> shower time, need to shave my scrotum
15:33 <StrykerX> Hot :D~~
15:41 <StrykerX> Video that shit
15:48 <amelia> think of nathaniel when washing your willy
16:12 <StrykerX> You want him to beat off in the shower?
16:26 <StrykerX> Spose you can't make a mess that way
16:27 <StrykerX> !
16:41 <amelia> over nathaniel
16:44 <amelia> yah
17:12 <StrykerX> Speaking of beating off..
17:13 <StrykerX> nate
17:15 <StrykerX> You awake?
18:03 <StrykerX> Guess he's off beating off too
18:48 * anotherirc3r stifles a yawn
18:57 <amelia> we wouldn't have him any other way
19:07 <StrykerX> True
19:26 <StrykerX> Spose I better call the bitch
19:27 <StrykerX> Brb
19:50 <exem> Nate is busy watching mens figure skating while hes ironing on the ironing board
20:12 <exem> What a multitasker
20:17 <amelia> wif his bum exposed
20:34 <exem> The mystery of the female brain
21:25 <anotherirc3r> too skinny
21:31 <anotherirc3r> men's figure skaters
21:58 <StrykerX> Wow.
22:13 <StrykerX> What sort of mother has the shits cause you're taking your son to the doctor cause he's sick?
22:19 <amelia> you like dem sexy rugby boys nony
22:20 <exem> U should see me iceskating with tight sequin pants jen
22:42 <exem> And when i spin fast it shimmers
22:47 <anotherirc3r> lol meelz. hell yeah
22:53 <StrykerX> exem: You're a dream catch!
22:54 <anotherirc3r> omg xm.. videos
22:56 <anotherirc3r> hawt
23:25 <amelia> frankeh is so fanceh
23:34 <exem> The sexiest sportsmen are chess champs
24:00 <exem> Its a game of endurance and stamina
24:02 <nate> cheque mate?:)
24:13 <exem> Can go for days
24:21 <exem> Theyre better in bed
25:25 <StrykerX> I like chess.. Exercises the brain
25:49 <StrykerX> Except when you computer opponent fucks you up bad
26:03 <exem> A rugby player after years of concussions will pass out at any miment
26:12 <exem> Fyck phobes!!!!
26:22 <amelia> i like chess when I'm losing and kick the board
26:26 <StrykerX> exem: Are you trying to justify being skinny?
26:27 <StrykerX> lol
26:29 <anotherirc3r> xm, you can take advantage of him then lol
26:33 <amelia> rugby players are too damn fine
26:47 <exem> Im not skinny tho
26:52 <StrykerX> Having massive de-ja-vu of this convo
26:54 <StrykerX> :/
27:09 <exem> I used to be for years tho
27:11 <anotherirc3r> you're not?!
27:18 <exem> Nope
27:21 <StrykerX> Oh right
27:44 <exem> You stack it on with head meda
27:44 <anotherirc3r> I always think of you as a tiny thing
28:13 <exem> Ill fit in your birthday cake
28:25 <exem> sURPRISE!!!!
28:28 <anotherirc3r> knew it!
28:34 <amelia> best surprise ever
28:35 <anotherirc3r> hehe cuuuute
29:16 <exem> And to avoid being skinny i will eat my way out
29:40 <amelia> skinny is for wimps anyway
29:45 <anotherirc3r> ya
29:51 <anotherirc3r> like meat on them
30:00 <exem> It is weird for nearly all your life getting told off for being lanky
30:21 <exem> Then stacking a few kg later and needing to drop a few
30:33 <StrykerX> It's good though exem..
30:38 <StrykerX> You don't feel the cold as much. :D
30:42 <exem> I still have skinny guy mentality
30:47 <StrykerX> Oh
30:50 <StrykerX> You're cocky?
30:55 <anotherirc3r> Maccas?
30:58 <anotherirc3r> omg..
31:01 <anotherirc3r> want that!
31:07 <exem> Well i can sit on an my enemys face
31:14 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
31:17 <amelia> sit on nathaniels face
31:24 <StrykerX> He'd love it
31:48 <anotherirc3r> I need new leggings
31:51 <exem> It could be his new work out routine lifting me off
31:57 <anotherirc3r> they are turning into pants :/
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32:01 <StrykerX> exem: He'd be dunking you
32:05 <BruceJenner> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
32:13 <exem> Ill taunt him with BRO Do you lift????
32:27 <StrykerX> Ugh
32:31 <StrykerX> Tripling nicks again
32:33 Part: StrykerX ([email protected]) from #NerdHacks (Konversation terminated!)
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32:54 <StrykerX> Better
32:56 <anotherirc3r> Brett
33:04 <exem> Stryker i checked out the free amazon tier lastnight
33:14 <StrykerX> It's pretty decent exem
33:14 <TokenDaRing> thats better
33:16 <TokenDaRing> ahhhh
33:24 <exem> Not sure exactly what the limits are until they charge
33:26 <BruceJenner> `op
33:34 <exem> You ever gone over
33:40 <StrykerX> Nope
33:48 Mode: (by TokenDaRing) +o StrykerX
34:06 <exem> Is there an option to throttle to prevent payment
34:09 <BruceJenner> PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
34:11 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) +o exem
34:16 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) +o BruceJenner
34:25 <StrykerX> Cheers cuz
34:27 <TokenDaRing> BruceJenner: anotherirc3r is going on a date with Pisstopher
34:31 <BruceJenner> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
34:35 <BruceJenner> lol
34:39 <BruceJenner> really?
34:40 <StrykerX> exem: Never come near it
34:40 <amelia> enough
34:42 <StrykerX> It's cloud.
34:48 <StrykerX> Auto adjusts
34:51 <TokenDaRing> yeah dude
34:58 <anotherirc3r> I don't remember saying that
35:01 <StrykerX> Only real limits are like 3GB memory from memory
35:10 <StrykerX> And 50GB bw
35:55 <TokenDaRing> whatever happened to RAZ?
36:41 <BruceJenner> Yes
36:45 <BruceJenner> Where is SETH PARDOE
37:41 <StrykerX> Who's Raz?
37:42 <BruceJenner> Where is serenity
37:49 <exem> Hah that guy was classic
37:56 <StrykerX> Serenity ever came in here?
38:13 <exem> He threatened to get charges against us for cyberbullying
38:21 <StrykerX> LOL
38:27 <StrykerX> Oh such a threat!
38:58 <exem> So we faked a court summons form and printed it out then scanned it again
39:06 <BruceJenner> simba has banished me from #melbourne again
39:08 <StrykerX> HAHAHA
39:19 <StrykerX> BruceJenner: simba is just a loser junkie
39:23 <StrykerX> I wouldn't worry about him
39:37 <BruceJenner> he is a FAGGOT
39:48 <exem> And on the form it said the crime was hurting seths feeling in an internet chatroom
39:49 <amelia> Bruce its your own fault for bein a fat chick
39:57 <amelia> 2badsosad
39:59 <StrykerX> Yeah
40:06 <StrykerX> BruceJenner: Fattie
40:27 <StrykerX> exem: Did he believe it?
41:13 Quit: exem ([email protected]) Connection closed
41:26 <nate> BruceJenner u on the ice?:)
41:47 <TokenDaRing> mmm that was a good shit
41:49 <TokenDaRing> felt amazing
42:07 <BruceJenner> * You were kicked from #ZHA by simba (mentalist)
42:12 <StrykerX> How good is a post-booze shit
42:18 <StrykerX> You just feel empty
42:26 <BruceJenner> b1 is back
43:04 <StrykerX> Yup
43:06 <StrykerX> Been back a bit
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43:49 <simba> lol
44:04 <smashmouse> https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11427172_794404400680679_3308946801628540853_n.jpg?oh=2338859198897a31cfc3f97cb4f1c0c7&oe=55F1240B
44:07 <smashmouse> haw haw
44:18 <simba> lol
44:21 <simba> what the hell
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44:38 <StrykerX> Why'd Jonno leave? :(
44:49 <StrykerX> I was too busy loading smashmouse's porn.
45:16 Join: exem ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
45:27 <StrykerX> exem: Wb.
45:32 <amelia> same
45:35 <BruceJenner> aliasd = PISSSSS
45:35 <exem> Tah
45:36 <amelia> dammit
45:42 <StrykerX> exem: Are you going to give Amazon a whirl?
46:21 <exem> Yeah might use it for irc
46:23 <StrykerX> Just remember they don't use a password for SSH
46:27 <StrykerX> It's a certificate.
46:33 <exem> Ok
46:38 <StrykerX> Username/certificate to login
46:51 Mode: (by steven_) +o exem
46:53 <StrykerX> PuTTy has a tool to convert it to a usable certificate though
47:25 <exem> Can i use the certificate i got in year 1 for helping a kid with his bloody nose
47:35 <steven_> ye
47:56 <StrykerX> FB is going nuts
48:00 <exem> I know non logins are saferbut i just ligin
48:25 <StrykerX> You can prolly configure it to user/pass style login
48:34 <StrykerX> But certificate is default to the image.
48:37 <exem> Fb are changing the way their php runs to make it twice as fast
48:47 <StrykerX> Bet they fuck it up.
48:51 <StrykerX> They usually do.
48:57 <exem> Like special php compiling
49:34 <exem> Sometimes they are reAlly slow ir profiles dont appear
49:42 <StrykerX> Like I said the other night exem, I use Irssi, PPTPd, Apache, PHP, MySQL off this
49:48 Nick: BruceJenner is now known as Shango
49:48 <StrykerX> No issues
49:57 <StrykerX> Never got an invoice above $0 yet
50:25 <StrykerX> And the VPN gets raped regularly
50:33 <StrykerX> Streaming videos
50:34 <exem> Pretty good
51:28 <Shango> Does Skirmish ever come on here anymore?
51:39 <StrykerX> I rarely see him on.
51:47 <nate> yes he is sexy
51:57 <StrykerX> Anyway, I'm out. Shit to do.
52:00 <StrykerX> BBL!
52:05 * StrykerX hugs nate then vanishes
52:20 <nate> i sorta mix everyone up tho :D
52:29 <nate> is skirmish shadsam ;D
52:30 <TokenDaRing> Skirmish was on last night
52:30 <exem> See nate they all leave you butt not me
52:31 <anotherirc3r> devastating
53:29 <Shango> nate I see you are still a FAGGOT
53:49 <Osskkaarr> Shango, Nah man.. aliasd isn't pisssss... he wont join here.
54:01 <nate> i see Shango wants a bummin ;l
56:30 * Shango wiggles his bum in nates face
56:57 <Shango> Oh Chris won't join here?
56:58 <Shango> Damn
57:02 <Shango> I'll have to find him
57:27 <Osskkaarr> Looolllllllll
57:37 <Osskkaarr> TheMayo is back.
57:57 <Shango> LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
58:03 Nick: Shango is now known as TheMayo
58:08 <TheMayo> lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo
58:16 <Osskkaarr> lololololol @ tisk
58:17 <nate> its mr mayoanse!
58:19 <exem> The infamous mayo
58:39 <TheMayo> Does johninja ever join?
58:47 <Osskkaarr> No
58:51 <TheMayo> :(
58:52 <nate> TheMayo are u listing all the deadbeats?:)
58:56 <exem> Unceremoniously sacked from hjs for emptying his own sack
59:03 <TheMayo> nate, yes lol
59:37 <TheMayo> What about kelevra?
00:15 <Osskkaarr> shes got another kid to a different guy
00:16 <nate> she ya woman?
00:29 <TheMayo> Certainly not
00:34 <TheMayo> Osskkaarr are you fucking serious?
00:35 <Osskkaarr> lol
00:38 <Osskkaarr> yeah
00:46 <TheMayo> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
00:50 <TheMayo> God
00:53 <exem> Irc legacy babies
00:57 <TheMayo> what a desperate
01:03 <Osskkaarr> Some of them were bragging about it in Melbourne
01:13 <TheMayo> bragging?
01:15 <TheMayo> rofl
01:44 <nate> exem they will all wear that shirt that says gay or not, $20 is 20 dollars or sum rubbish
02:31 <exem> Everyone has a price nate
02:37 <exem> Everyone
02:59 <TheMayo> rofl
05:38 <anotherirc3r> is it nap time exem?
05:49 <exem> Quite close
06:19 <exem> Just looking at the dark gray sky outside makes me zzzzzz
06:33 <exem> And the wind
06:42 <anotherirc3r> mmm I'm feeling sleepy too
06:58 <exem> Now if i could hear wind chimes id be asleep by now
07:17 <nate> anotherirc3r dont fall asleep, TheMayo will excite us
07:53 <anotherirc3r> isn't that a good thing for you natey?
08:46 <nate> u falling asleep? or mayo dancing :D
09:39 <anotherirc3r> mayo dancing
09:48 <anotherirc3r> and I'm sure he'll do more
10:01 * TheMayo twirls and twirls and twirls
10:33 <nate> how about anotherirc3r jumps in bed and TheMayo dances her to sleep :D
10:46 <nate> perfect!
11:25 <TheMayo> who is anotherirc3r?
11:29 <TheMayo> Not that fucking Serenity is it?
11:48 Quit: exem ([email protected]) Connection closed
12:21 <anotherirc3r> nope
12:29 <nate> nah serenity types the opposite of her nick
12:37 Quit: shadsam ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
12:41 <anotherirc3r> anyway bbs
12:49 <nate> sleep type;D
13:25 <anotherirc3r> Osskkaarr, come be my teddy
13:40 * Osskkaarr bes your teddy
13:52 <anotherirc3r> awww :)
14:00 <anotherirc3r> now I can sleep well
14:01 <Osskkaarr> :)
14:13 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
14:33 <nate> give her a sleep spoon Osskkaarr
14:39 <nate> BLAMo!
14:54 <Osskkaarr> I'll give you a spoon so you can eat my arse.
18:37 <nate> spoon time
18:40 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
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20:28 <amelia> Osks is so in
21:55 <Osskkaarr> You've missed a lot... the dramas, the hookups list goes on.
24:00 <amelia> i need to stop going out on the weekends
24:10 <amelia> so i can keep up with irc deets damn it
24:24 <amelia> so stryke is out and osks is in
24:24 <Osskkaarr> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWg_g7-sIn0
24:27 <grubs> YouTube Title: DEF LEPPARD - "Rocket" (Official Music Video) - Views: 969,857 - Length: 4:16 - Uploaded: 2012-08-28 - Likes: 4,711 - Dislikes: 86
25:07 <Osskkaarr> He never had a chance really.
25:54 <amelia> confidence
28:10 <xm> you know how you say that nate has a hot gf
28:12 <xm> it's true
28:14 <xm> but there's a twist
28:17 <xm> nate is a girl!!!!
28:28 <xm> bet you didnt see that coming
28:30 <amelia> bwahahhahaaha
28:50 <amelia> nathaniel has been exposed
29:00 <xm> like sands in the hour glass, these are the days in #nerdhacks
29:07 <smashmouse> hahahahahahahaha
29:13 <Osskkaarr> Bit like couleurs.. people think it's a guy.. but it's a girl.
29:14 <amelia> ahahaha i heard it was an eventful weekend
29:24 <smashmouse> like sperm in the condom, these are the fails of irc!
29:38 <amelia> couleurs is funny tho
29:46 <amelia> and girls aren't generally that funny
29:50 <xm> very true
30:04 <xm> girls tend to repeat scripted lines than create
30:22 <amelia> say some gangsta is dissing ya fly girl
30:32 <xm> i remember when the ermergerd thing was popular and girls would follow that formula and think they were hilarious
31:26 <amelia> did you tell up
31:29 <amelia> oops
31:31 <xm> in some ways it's cute because it's a little goofy
31:32 <amelia> did you tell em
31:35 <xm> no
31:39 <xm> they were too happy!!!
31:40 <amelia> "fuck up bitch you not funny"
31:43 <amelia> ohh
31:49 <xm> that would be like going to a kindy and telling them santa aint real
32:02 <xm> soz if anyone here is a believer
32:20 <amelia> now you gone and done did it
32:22 <xm> they have to believe they are funny to be able to live
32:39 <xm> life would be too painful otherwise
32:57 <xm> my dad has a shit sense of humour. my mother has a great one though
33:06 <xm> i wont tell him he's not funny though
33:09 <amelia> dad is grumpy?
33:19 <xm> not really. just not that funny
33:24 <amelia> my mama is pretty funny
33:29 <xm> and when i do laugh at something else he thinks it's because of him
33:32 <amelia> but i find farts funny and she farts a lot
33:36 <amelia> so i dunno
33:37 <xm> but i quietly think of funny things all the time
33:40 <xm> lol
33:45 <xm> love puffs
33:53 <amelia> yussss love puffs
34:13 <smashmouse> fart
34:16 <smashmouse> jeeaa
34:40 <amelia> haha
34:52 <xm> i remember in school kids would get told off for laughing at the "wrong" time. like during church or whatever
34:56 <xm> that is wrong though
35:04 <xm> you cant help but to laugh at times. it's a reflex
35:19 <xm> and if you're going to suppress laughter it will just come out even stronger later
35:25 <amelia> ahahaha yah or when people cry or hurt themselves
35:37 <amelia> i get do awkward when people are upset
35:50 <amelia> and it gets worse when i try hold back my smile/laughter
35:55 <amelia> soso wrong
36:21 <xm> the trick is to let out little controlled laughs like how CALM does their burn offs
36:37 <xm> mask it as ticklish coughs or something
37:14 <amelia> bwahahahah
37:18 <amelia> you have experience
37:23 <xm> yes
38:21 <amelia> learn from the mastah
38:26 <amelia> i must showah powah
38:29 <xm> back before i knew all this i was laughing during Italian
38:48 <xm> the teacher had this Italian song of this Italian kid singing and it sounded really chipmunky
38:54 <xm> and the fact it was in Italian made me laugh more
38:57 <xm> she was pretty offended
39:00 <amelia> ahahaahahah
39:05 <xm> i shouldnt have suppressed it
39:15 <amelia> but laughing at foreigners is okay
39:18 <amelia> its expected
39:24 <amelia> otay i be bax
39:31 <xm> in some cultures when someone falls over and you laugh it's a sign of empathy
39:51 <xm> im gonna go NAP
39:56 <xm> this is the weather to nap m8
40:24 <Osskkaarr> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7ihydEG4kk
40:26 <grubs> YouTube Title: Metallica - Master Of Puppets (HD) - Views: 158,602 - Length: 8:36 - Uploaded: 2010-08-11 - Likes: 853 - Dislikes: 12
48:54 <smashmouse> n fap
48:59 <smashmouse> o how fun is fappin
51:47 <amelia> nap, fap & cuddle weather
58:55 <smashmouse> cuddelz!
58:57 <smashmouse> WOT
59:02 <smashmouse> how dare u
04:12 <steven_> my nose is cold
04:27 <steven_> hate cold weather!@
04:57 <TokenDaRing> josh
06:59 <smashmouse> yo
07:06 <smashmouse> not too cold in adel at the momo
07:51 <TokenDaRing> adelaide doesn't get as cold as tasmania
08:57 <smashmouse> havent been there since i was a child
10:04 <TokenDaRing> I love tasmania
10:05 <TokenDaRing> so cold
10:46 <smashmouse> id like to go back some day
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26:26 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o anotherirc3r
31:05 <anotherirc3r> omg. to the moon and back!
31:16 <anotherirc3r> and it was on random
34:23 <Osskkaarr> Welcome Back :)
34:26 <Osskkaarr> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD8KvL1aFNQ
34:28 <grubs> YouTube Title: Savage Garden To the moon and back - Views: 6,033,162 - Length: 3:52 - Uploaded: 2009-10-08 - Likes: 24,348 - Dislikes: 368
34:45 <anotherirc3r> thanks :)
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38:29 Nick: mbis0n is now known as mbison
42:16 Mode: (by steven_) +oo mbison StrykingX
01:41 <StrykingX> Cheers bro
09:18 <steven_> waddddddddddddup
13:27 <StrykingX> Nm aye
13:29 <StrykingX> At maccas
13:33 <StrykingX> Bout to head off
13:36 <StrykingX> U?
15:21 <steven_> boring sunday
18:55 <StrykingX> Yup
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22:04 <smashmouse> wooo gonna go burger joint i aint been to yet ahahaz
22:14 <smashmouse> tell amelia she smells like her bf n that turns me on
22:16 <smashmouse> ;)
23:34 <TokenDaRing> I miss the pizza down in Adelaide
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58:58 <StrykingX> TokenDaRing: schhhhhpringaaaa
59:04 <TokenDaRing> rofl
59:13 <StrykingX> For some fucked reason
59:16 <TokenDaRing> he probably didn't answer the door because he was too busy pissing himself
59:39 <StrykingX> That sentence is a suggested sentence
00:12 <StrykingX> Too scared to face up to being a fuckwit
00:22 <StrykingX> Common on here
01:27 <StrykingX> If he were half a man.. Would've answered the door
01:50 <StrykingX> Not hid behind his cat
08:24 <smashmouse> werd food in adels is dope
08:25 <StrykingX> You'd expect that from a woman
08:28 Nick: Exo is now known as Sephiroth
08:29 <smashmouse> now to try dis burgaarr
08:48 <StrykingX> Smashmouse: Burger shop?
09:40 <smashmouse> ye Burger Foundry
10:12 <smashmouse> https://www.facebook.com/burgerfoundrytorrensville?fref=ts
10:19 <anotherirc3r> I am so having maccas tomorrow
10:51 <smashmouse> nice
11:09 <smashmouse> we've had this flyx of awesome burger joints open
11:36 <smashmouse> this burger is fkn huge lol 'Rocky Mountain High' burger
12:16 <anotherirc3r> nom nom
12:24 <StrykingX> Yet to find a burger joint worth another visit
12:40 <StrykingX> Local fish n chip shop does a decent one
16:01 <amelia> tonight is cheat night
16:14 <amelia> I want a yummy burger from Jus Burgers now
16:28 <amelia> wot should i get that doesn't involve puting clothes on
17:03 <StrykingX> Pizza
17:19 <StrykingX> Answer door naked
17:25 <StrykingX> Free meal
17:45 <amelia> faaaaark maybe should get pizza
17:50 <amelia> you could be onto something here
19:28 <smashmouse> Yummy Burger
19:35 <smashmouse> what a cute name for a burger place
19:39 <smashmouse> id go there!
19:59 <smashmouse> hipsters dominated these burger joints early on but now i dont see so many there
20:10 <smashmouse> means the place became too good for shallow hipsters haha
20:18 <anotherirc3r> sounds like an asian name joshy
20:45 <anotherirc3r> yummy bubble happy burger
20:45 <smashmouse> lol
20:49 <smashmouse> hahahaha
20:58 <smashmouse> imagine how many asians you could get in
20:59 <amelia> do you guys have Jus Burgers over where you are
21:03 <smashmouse> get rich quik
21:07 <amelia> i love their onion rings
21:08 <amelia> mmmmm
21:19 <amelia> best burgers from Alfreds tho
21:46 <smashmouse> i wanted to get onion rings but didnt
22:04 <amelia> boy you crazeh
22:10 <anotherirc3r> Alfreds makes me want pasta
22:11 <smashmouse> !
22:24 <amelia> nony are you from perth?
22:31 <amelia> how do you kno alfreds
22:32 <StrykingX> Amelia: I would've given you a freebie for that back in the day!
22:47 <anotherirc3r> hehe no meelzy
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22:50 <amelia> ahahahah i would never answer the door nakie for pizza
22:58 <anotherirc3r> just.. alfredo pasta
23:06 <amelia> i jus dont wanna put proper clothes on to go to shops haha
23:15 <amelia> ohhhh alfredo past nomnomnom
23:45 <anotherirc3r> I knowwww
23:49 <anotherirc3r> or carbonara
24:05 <amelia> yummmmm
24:19 <amelia> i jus got a $1400 bill from telstra ahahha
24:24 <amelia> yay
25:11 <smashmouse> i had alfredo wit chicken n mushroom last nite
25:21 <smashmouse> but it was jar sauce eheh :P
26:08 <amelia> ohhhhh dats no good :P
26:13 <smashmouse> :P
26:52 <anotherirc3r> buy it!
26:58 <anotherirc3r> so much nicer
27:45 <amelia> make it
27:59 <amelia> SERIOUSLY GUYS WOTS FOR DINNER
28:04 <StrykerX> TOLD YOU
28:09 <StrykerX> Fuckin!
28:19 <StrykerX> I had maccas. :D
28:19 <amelia> i need other options so i can proper decide damn it
28:22 * StrykerX is healthy
28:22 <amelia> yuck
28:29 <amelia> i am not eating that shit
28:32 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
28:43 <StrykerX> It's fun eating recycled paper deepfried!
28:45 <anotherirc3r> Thai?
28:48 <amelia> i dont eat fast food
28:50 <amelia> OHHH THAI
29:05 <StrykerX> I'd recommend the local indian shop
29:05 <amelia> i love vietnamese but try find one that delivers
29:08 <amelia> mofos
29:12 <StrykerX> But that's 4,000km away
29:14 <amelia> indian ey
29:16 <StrykerX> Bit far
29:16 <amelia> bwhaahahahahah
29:21 <amelia> yah screw that
29:30 <amelia> me hungy now
29:37 <StrykerX> Go eat then!
29:54 <StrykerX> Local indian shop is the best indian I've ever tried.
30:03 <amelia> butter chicken?
30:17 <StrykerX> Delicious
30:20 <StrykerX> !
30:28 <amelia> nomnomnom
30:43 <StrykerX> Personally, I love the Seikh kebab
30:43 <amelia> wif popadoms too
30:49 <StrykerX> And the popadoms
30:51 <amelia> i dunno wot that is
30:53 <StrykerX> Yes!
30:58 <amelia> it doesnt sound indian tho
31:02 <StrykerX> lol
31:09 <StrykerX> Seikh is a religion in India
31:19 <StrykerX> Pronounced Seek
31:22 <amelia> religion kebab?
31:24 <StrykerX> No!
31:36 <StrykerX> But the Seikh's prolly come up with it
31:38 <StrykerX> Mouth sex.
31:39 <amelia> YOU SAID IT WAS A RELIGION MANG
31:40 <smashmouse> amelia get thai :P
31:47 <StrykerX> FUCK RELIGION
31:56 <StrykerX> But it IS one
32:02 <StrykerX> An INDIAN one!
32:06 <amelia> nomnomnom thai thai thai
32:15 <amelia> m8 get youe religion kebab away from me
32:21 <amelia> capiche?
32:24 <StrykerX> I'll give you a kebab in a minute
32:29 <StrykerX> Don't give me your wog talk!
32:36 <amelia> I'll kebab your face
32:47 <amelia> get this croatian all up in yo face
32:48 <StrykerX> I'll capiche your face!
32:53 <StrykerX> Bring it on!
32:57 * StrykerX gets moist
33:09 <amelia> blerghhhh
33:10 <smashmouse> :P
33:17 <smashmouse> lol religion kebab!
33:26 <smashmouse> croation ay
33:33 <StrykerX> I'll give you a fucking religion in a minute Josh!
33:40 <StrykerX> -religion
33:43 <StrykerX> ;D
33:46 <smashmouse> ;)
33:46 <TokenDaRing> josh is a religious boy
33:50 <TokenDaRing> loves to kneel n all
33:51 <smashmouse> O_O
33:53 <smashmouse> LOL
34:01 <smashmouse> that's the only part i like
34:03 <smashmouse> ;)
34:08 <StrykerX> Yup
34:15 <StrykerX> He's amazing on his kness ;)
34:18 <StrykerX> Knees too
34:21 <smashmouse> n now ino meelz is croatian
34:23 <smashmouse> *faintz*
34:27 <amelia> joshjewah
34:33 <StrykerX> She has a hot eye Josh
34:35 <StrykerX> ;)
34:40 <smashmouse> one hot eye
34:46 <amelia> you realise croats have tempers right
34:49 <StrykerX> Yeah
34:50 <smashmouse> yer
35:07 <StrykerX> amelia: I do. That's why I stir the fuck out of my croat customers at work.
35:08 <StrykerX> :D
35:10 <smashmouse> cept my neighbour he's croatian and he is the nicest older man
35:14 <smashmouse> n grows lots of fruit
35:18 <amelia> one day they will turn around and snap you
35:23 <StrykerX> HAHA
35:26 <StrykerX> Not likely!
35:35 <amelia> awww grows fruit
35:44 <amelia> cute as
35:46 <StrykerX> One's late 40s and the others in a wheelchair
35:51 <StrykerX> They ain't snapping shit!
35:55 <amelia> ahahaaha
36:18 <StrykerX> Nah, I got time for em
36:21 <StrykerX> Very nice people.
36:36 <amelia> one lady at my old work when she found out i was croatian she said well your rigid background explains your personality and attitude
36:44 <amelia> i told her NO BITCH i jus dont like you
36:44 <StrykerX> Hahahaha
36:51 <StrykerX> Do you tell your clients to fuck themselves?!
37:01 <amelia> bwahahahahhaah
37:04 <amelia> i wouls never
37:06 <StrykerX> I do! :D
37:10 <amelia> clients make me $$
37:11 <StrykerX> But only when I know em well enough.
37:17 <amelia> i treat them wif respect :P
37:25 <amelia> ahahahah cheeky
37:34 <amelia> wot you work as
37:36 <StrykerX> They do it back
37:39 <StrykerX> So we're sweet.
37:46 <amelia> haha
37:49 <amelia> goes both ways
37:52 <StrykerX> Yup.
37:56 <StrykerX> They know I respect em
38:00 <StrykerX> And they respect me.
38:12 <amelia> dats otay then
38:15 <StrykerX> But they also know I'm a massive shit stirrer
38:25 <StrykerX> :D
38:27 <amelia> wotchu work as
38:49 <StrykerX> Disability transport
39:32 <amelia> ohhh yeah
40:07 <amelia> sweet aa
40:08 <StrykerX> "You're a cunt Darren"
40:13 <amelia> AHAHAHA
40:14 <StrykerX> "So are you Stiv"
40:24 <StrykerX> "You wanna walk home? And you.. drive home?"
40:41 <StrykerX> Good r/s to have.
41:00 <StrykerX> "Don't be late for us.."
41:02 <amelia> ahahaha no doubt
41:06 <StrykerX> "Do you want me to send the other guy you hate?!"
41:09 <StrykerX> :')
41:14 <StrykerX> Etc etc
41:36 <amelia> haha they love it no doubt
41:40 <StrykerX> Yup
41:44 <StrykerX> As do I
43:09 <amelia> too hard to find thai food delivery
43:15 <StrykerX> As if
43:20 <StrykerX> menulog.com.au
43:25 <amelia> jus might get dirty chinese
43:45 <StrykerX> Or deliveryhero.com.au
44:00 <amelia> flamin heck
44:11 <amelia> I JUS WANT FOOD IN FRONT OF ME
44:12 <StrykerX> Your options are limitless
44:20 <StrykerX> TRY THE WEBSITES SUGGESTED!
44:27 <StrykerX> THEY LIST CURRENTLY OPEN RESTAURANTS!
44:37 <StrykerX> Sheesh! Women!!
44:55 <amelia> i jus want everything done for me without me having to put effort in
44:59 <amelia> ok menulog ittis
45:09 <StrykerX> Good girl.
45:44 <amelia> wowwwwwwww now i have to put my postcode in
45:49 <amelia> soso much effort
46:03 <StrykerX> Oh noes!
46:11 <StrykerX> 4 keystrokes!!
46:19 <StrykerX> ..5 if you include pressing enter
46:44 <amelia> 5 too many
46:46 <amelia> m8
46:50 <smashmouse> penises
47:01 <amelia> its not penises
47:02 <StrykerX> Use voice to text
47:02 <amelia> its
47:04 <amelia> peni
47:08 <StrykerX> Built into Windows.
47:12 <StrykerX> No keystrokes then.
47:18 <amelia> well
47:18 <smashmouse> lolll
47:20 <amelia> la di da
47:22 <StrykerX> Just don't scream "cunt"
47:25 <amelia> bwahahah
47:29 <StrykerX> Or it'll put it in the order notes.
47:34 <amelia> JUS TRY N STOP ME
47:37 <StrykerX> And you might get a phone call
47:43 <StrykerX> "Is this order legit?"
47:49 <StrykerX> "SEND ME FOOD YA CUNT"
48:51 <amelia> DIS INSTANT
48:59 <StrykerX> NOW!
49:12 <StrykerX> I remember we had someone like that when I used to work in a pizza shop
49:19 <StrykerX> They wound up with a 2 hour wait
49:21 <StrykerX> :')
49:29 <StrykerX> Manager power abuse ftw!
50:00 <amelia> bwahahahha no repeat customer there
50:19 <StrykerX> Surprisingly enough
50:23 <StrykerX> He ordered again the next weekend
50:26 <StrykerX> But was a good boy
50:29 <StrykerX> Waited 25 min
50:49 <smashmouse> ur all such cuties
50:53 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
50:54 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o nate
51:00 <smashmouse> wb
51:02 <StrykerX> Not as cute as you Josh ;)
51:05 <smashmouse> grubs u sound delicious!
51:07 <smashmouse> lolz
51:09 <anotherirc3r> speaking of cute
51:12 <smashmouse> hahaha
51:14 <anotherirc3r> hey natey
51:22 <nate> hi girlfriend!
51:42 <StrykerX> nate!
51:44 <smashmouse> lel
51:51 <nate> hi girlfriend StrykerX :D
51:52 <StrykerX> When's the hot sesh sweety?
51:56 <StrykerX> ;D
52:15 <smashmouse> http://emilygreyfan.com/babes-emily-grey-in-give-in-to-desire/?thehun
52:16 <nate> when i say girl friend i pretend im a black woman ;l
52:18 <smashmouse> oh yes ;)
52:24 <smashmouse> nate do u look like her?
52:25 <smashmouse> ;D
52:50 <StrykerX> Nate, let's date.
53:35 <amelia> fuckin hell joshjewah i clicked on your porn link and lost my food order
53:40 <amelia> NOW I GOSTA START AGAIN
53:54 <nate> it wasnt even good porn
53:56 <amelia> AND DELAY THE PROCESS OF FOOD IN MY BELLY
54:08 <amelia> yeah so not worth it
54:30 <smashmouse> LOL!
54:31 <smashmouse> soz
54:33 <StrykerX> HAHA
54:37 <StrykerX> Porn > Food
54:38 <smashmouse> it was sensual
54:39 <smashmouse> ;)
54:43 <StrykerX> At least in amelia's house
54:51 <smashmouse> lol
55:10 <amelia> food will always win over porn for me
55:24 <StrykerX> You don't need porn now anyway
55:28 <StrykerX> You got a Mr!
55:41 <smashmouse> :(
55:50 <amelia> yah werd to that
55:53 <smashmouse> that burger was teh best ive had in yonks
56:03 <StrykerX> smashmouse: envious!
56:13 <smashmouse> ahahahahaha
56:19 <smashmouse> shes croatian
56:27 <smashmouse> she would go nutz in da berrrum
56:31 <StrykerX> I was referring to the burger
56:35 <StrykerX> Fuck oath she would.
56:58 <smashmouse> teh burger was GRAND!
57:20 <StrykerX> Now the boys gone..
57:26 * StrykerX lights a smoke inside
57:35 <StrykerX> YYYYEEEEE
57:54 <smashmouse> hahahahaha
57:56 <smashmouse> ^5
58:16 <amelia> haha
58:24 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCKkHqlx9dE
58:25 <grubs> YouTube Title: Building a primitive wattle and daub hut from scratch - Views: 1,022,317 - Length: 11:14 - Uploaded: 2015-05-02 - Likes: 21,635 - Dislikes: 156
59:02 <amelia> that is a really odd thing to watch
59:06 <StrykerX> Nowwww that you're goneee... Just wanna be with youuu
59:10 <TokenDaRing> that guy is really cool
59:15 <TokenDaRing> does a bunch of survival stuff
59:23 <StrykerX> See amelia, menulog ad just came on TV
59:28 <StrykerX> It's DESTINY
59:50 <amelia> yah well i put my order thru and they say expected delivery 1 HOUR
00:08 <amelia> i am not going to last that long
00:10 <anotherirc3r> it's usually faster than that
00:23 <StrykerX> Mine always says an hour
00:28 <StrykerX> Last time he rocked up in 20 min
00:32 <amelia> i will eat my dog and its all their fault
00:35 <amelia> ok phew
00:40 <amelia> i will wait 20 mins then
00:43 <StrykerX> They just cover their arses
00:47 <StrykerX> Incase they get an influx
01:12 <StrykerX> Mine took 1h1m once.. So I rang.. While I was on the phone, he rocked up
01:17 <StrykerX> Still got a discount!
01:20 <amelia> well i will give them a piece of my mind if they take an hr
01:28 <StrykerX> Power of persuasion. :)
01:43 <amelia> ...by slamming the door when he is in the car and can't hear it
01:44 <StrykerX> Plus, I was bigger than him lol
01:54 <StrykerX> You badarse!!
02:08 <amelia> yah mang cantfukwitdis
02:21 <StrykerX> Wait till their gone to range
02:23 <StrykerX> Rage*
02:23 <smashmouse> 1 hr what u order amelia
02:30 * StrykerX will remember this
03:10 <amelia> satay beef
03:15 <amelia> and spling lol
03:25 <StrykerX> Brb!
03:51 <smashmouse> yum
04:00 <smashmouse> order a side of slinky special ness time
04:05 <amelia> nomnomnom i hope it not spicy tho
04:12 <amelia> ohhh next time no doubt
04:16 <smashmouse> :P
06:43 <StrykerX> Back!
07:59 <smashmouse> wb honey
07:59 <StrykerX> Fuck it's FREEZN out there!
08:03 <StrykerX> Ty baby ;()
08:04 <StrykerX> ;)
08:52 <amelia> why go outside
09:03 <StrykerX> 4.7 degrees outside
09:08 <amelia> sounds way too adventurous tbh
09:11 <StrykerX> Feels like: 0.5
09:18 <StrykerX> No wonder it felt icey!
09:50 <StrykerX> Had to rearrange cars for work tomorrow
10:03 <amelia> worst idea ever
10:16 <StrykerX> Bad
10:20 <StrykerX> But it's like this now
10:26 <StrykerX> It'll be negative when I get up
10:38 * StrykerX shivers at the thought
10:47 <amelia> fair call
11:04 <amelia> i understand de thought process
11:21 <anotherirc3r> ahhh. warm, comfortable bed :D
11:25 <anotherirc3r> love you meelz
11:41 <StrykerX> 0.5 > -3
11:49 <amelia> rawrrrr are you goin sleep nonys?
11:50 <nate> girl hug!
12:02 <anotherirc3r> sif get up early lol
12:33 <StrykerX> Might try force the electric blankie to work
12:38 <StrykerX> It'll either work and leave me itchy
12:40 <StrykerX> Or catch fire
12:48 <StrykerX> Which will warm me up anyway. :D
12:54 <amelia> either way you're kicking goals
12:59 <nate> what are u doing to this blacket:)
13:03 <StrykerX> Yup!
13:07 <StrykerX> Nate, nothing. It's just old
13:16 <nate> humping it?:)
13:17 <StrykerX> Had it like 8 yrs?
13:25 <StrykerX> Oh, it no doubt has jizz on it. :)
13:25 <nate> HUMpOtron
13:37 <StrykerX> 8 yrs of service is a long time!
15:02 <amelia> next week nathaniel i am gonna start gym in afternoons
15:06 <amelia> or try to
15:11 <StrykerX> He can be your PT
15:19 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjteR9DEMOA
15:21 <grubs> YouTube Title: Saint Transformer... Buffalaxed! (Original from Buffalax) - Views: 38,012 - Length: 1:42 - Uploaded: 2011-10-22 - Likes: 285 - Dislikes: 4
15:39 <amelia> nathaniel only takes on male clients
15:49 <StrykerX> Oh
15:50 <nate> yes i like balls!
15:52 <StrykerX> nate
15:53 <StrykerX> Train me
16:01 <StrykerX> And if you're good.. I'll reward you
16:08 <amelia> wif a teabag
16:13 <nate> haha
16:13 <StrykerX> Bingo! ;D
16:28 <amelia> legs eleven
16:37 <amelia> sixty six clickity click
16:52 <StrykerX> You spend alot of time at Bingo, don't you?
17:29 <StrykerX> I went through a Bingo phase around a year ago
17:39 <amelia> nuh i went once before
17:43 <amelia> years ago
17:49 <StrykerX> t
17:54 <StrykerX> Then HOW do you remember it?!
18:02 <amelia> i remember those 2
18:03 <StrykerX> Fuck, I can't even really remember last week!!
18:04 <amelia> ahahah
18:16 <amelia> and two fat ladies
18:16 <StrykerX> Two little ducks, 22!
18:17 <amelia> 88
18:20 <amelia> AHAHAAH
18:28 <StrykerX> Top of the house, 80!
18:35 <StrykerX> BINGO!
18:38 <StrykerX> "Fuck off cunt!"
18:41 <StrykerX> :D
18:53 <amelia> those oldies are so quick
19:02 <StrykerX> Bad
19:06 <StrykerX> It's disturbing
19:15 <StrykerX> I won twice
19:20 <StrykerX> $20 a pop
19:23 <StrykerX> Felt all top shit
19:32 <StrykerX> Then some old cunt beat me to the $1k jackpot
19:36 <amelia> ahaah wot a pro
19:39 <StrykerX> No!
19:40 <amelia> ohhhh OWNED
19:50 <StrykerX> Bad! -.-
20:01 <StrykerX> He was around 90.
20:06 <StrykerX> I'm like O.O
20:22 <amelia> ahahahah don't mess wif de oldies
20:22 <StrykerX> Ohhhh this is a good song
20:34 <StrykerX> Cats in the Cradle! :D
20:39 * StrykerX sings quietly
22:23 <smashmouse> :D
23:39 <amelia> and de silver spoon
23:58 <amelia> lil joshjewah blue and his bf on the moon
24:21 <StrykerX> You're a mixmaster, amelia!
24:46 <amelia> shut up bitch i know it
25:23 * StrykerX eyes amelia
26:43 <amelia> wif your fancy 2 eyes
26:52 <nate> brown eye!
27:01 <StrykerX> Yes. Fancypants
27:06 <StrykerX> :D
27:26 <amelia> my cyclops will win
29:06 <StrykerX> BRING IT AWNNN ONE EYE!
33:53 <amelia> you wanna box on
33:53 <smashmouse> lol
34:00 <smashmouse> i had a blue moon beer tnite
34:01 <smashmouse> :P
34:26 <StrykerX> amelia: Bring it sweet cheekz
34:27 <anotherirc3r> noice
37:47 <amelia> sweet cheekz
38:03 <amelia> you need a backhand
38:39 <StrykerX> Ohhhh honey.. You're getting me excited.
39:31 <amelia> yuxxxxxx
40:02 <StrykerX> ;D
41:05 <amelia> you guys lied about my food
41:16 <amelia> its been like 40 minutes
41:40 <StrykerX> They said UP TO AN HOUR
41:42 <StrykerX> Who lied?!
42:01 <amelia> you guys said 20 minutes tho and cos its wot i wanted to hear i believed it
42:08 <nate> i go up 2 like 5mins ;D
42:17 <nate> fast game is a good game
42:38 <amelia> sometimes
42:43 <amelia> but not all times
42:47 <StrykerX> It's called customer service
42:54 <StrykerX> Tell the customer what they wanna hear
42:56 <StrykerX> ;D
43:39 <amelia> i dont like eating after 7 so I'm gonna jus have to smash ma face and its all their fault
44:07 <StrykerX> Smash it in ya face?
44:10 <StrykerX> Good plan!
44:41 <amelia> nomnomnom
45:53 Nick: Sephiroth is now known as Tiesto
49:08 <xm> Tiestooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
49:13 <xm> you sell out
50:00 <Tiesto> wdup
53:33 <amelia> 6 minutes
53:38 <amelia> or ima lose my mind
53:53 <StrykerX> Uh oh!
53:55 <StrykerX> Timer is on!
54:21 <Osskkaarr> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVi4PUx8bXk
54:23 <grubs> YouTube Title: Patrick Swayze - She's Like The Wind - Views: 14,830,264 - Length: 3:54 - Uploaded: 2008-09-14 - Likes: 68,062 - Dislikes: 751
54:47 <amelia> >:(
56:01 Quit: Tiesto ([email protected]) Quit:
56:10 <anotherirc3r> oooh
56:14 <anotherirc3r> good song
56:57 Join: Exo ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
59:53 <amelia> FUCK
59:55 <amelia> SAKE
00:02 <TokenDaRing> why do you want to fuck Sake?
00:05 <StrykerX> Still waiting?
00:07 <TokenDaRing> is he hot?
00:15 <StrykerX> Call them then!
00:17 <StrykerX> Abuse them!!
00:24 <StrykerX> You know you wanna!
00:32 <smashmouse> http://hairyzilla.com/pics_new/hun/24/010.jpg
00:34 <smashmouse> lols
00:35 <amelia> oh wow
00:39 <amelia> finally arrived
00:40 <xm> if u wanna be my lover
00:42 <amelia> 1 min late
01:10 <anotherirc3r> wtf joshy!
02:00 <StrykerX> amelia: Complain
02:02 <StrykerX> Free
02:03 <smashmouse> LOL
03:04 <anotherirc3r> just... no
03:08 <amelia> I wanted to get all badass on him
03:13 Mode: (by steven_) +o Exo
03:15 <amelia> but i was jus so happy see food
03:29 <amelia> plus I'm wearing a panda hoody with ears on the hood
03:36 <amelia> i do not think he would take me srs
03:51 <StrykerX> Yeah
03:56 <StrykerX> Not overly intimidated
03:58 <StrykerX> lol
04:21 <anotherirc3r> so cuteeee meelz
04:43 <amelia> ahahaha
04:54 <amelia> they actually did nothing wrong, jus get so HANGRY
05:09 <nate> give anotherirc3r some tips on how to be cute a-team
05:58 <anotherirc3r> I reckon
06:14 <nate> i think darl and hon reminds me of a grandma ;D
06:21 <nate> but other guys lap it up
06:39 <nate> i guess if ya from the country its ok :L
07:21 * nate spanks mbison love
07:45 <amelia> whodaheck is darl and hon
08:17 <nate> you amelia ;l
08:26 <nate> u can use it on males or females
08:38 <nate> i relate it to grannies
08:39 <amelia> ohhhh
08:39 <nate> :D~
08:47 <amelia> as in darling and honey
08:56 <amelia> i thought they were names of ppl
09:02 <nate> yes luv ;D
09:25 <nate> i want tisks babies!
09:34 <nate> whos with me
10:24 <amelia> probs not i tbh
10:41 <nate> to be horney?
11:07 <nate> to be hweed
11:49 <nate> honest arrrgh
12:39 <amelia> satay beef is spicy
12:41 <amelia> wahhhhhhhhh
12:52 <amelia> worst cheat night in history of cheat nights
13:28 <nate> that sucks
13:41 <nate> ya eat something with calories and it tastes bad
13:43 <nate> lol
13:49 <nate> not worth it!!
14:05 <amelia> I HATE IT
14:05 <StrykerX> What did you order amelia?
14:27 <amelia> now i jus want my chicken and veg :(
14:30 <amelia> beef satay
14:41 <StrykerX> Oh
14:41 <amelia> it soso spicy and SHIT
14:45 <StrykerX> lolol
14:52 <StrykerX> Ordered from a run down place?
14:57 <smashmouse> i love spicey
15:02 <amelia> no it had good reviews
15:09 <amelia> dats cos you part asian
15:14 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjQvk_R20r4
15:15 <smashmouse> lol!
15:16 <amelia> are you part asian
15:16 <grubs> YouTube Title: Papa Roach - Hollywood Whore - Views: 23,335,830 - Length: 4:06 - Uploaded: 2009-10-08 - Likes: 107,703 - Dislikes: 2,079
15:21 <smashmouse> nuh
15:21 <amelia> cos i jus made that up ahahaha
15:23 <smashmouse> ahahaha
15:26 <smashmouse> wahahahahaha
15:33 <nate> COCaine nose!
17:04 * amelia kicks her satay across the room
17:28 <amelia> wish i had cocaine instead
17:50 <mbison> shoulda got kfc o.o
17:58 <amelia> no
18:03 <mbison> hot and spicy chyicken
18:06 <amelia> will never eat that shit
18:08 <mbison> chicken
18:15 <mbison> what!!
18:17 <mbison> its da best
18:17 <amelia> that is not how chicken is supposed to smell
18:18 <amelia> yuxxxxx
18:23 <mbison> o.o
18:32 <nate> mbison eat me stud!
18:36 <mbison> nate ya poof
18:45 <nate> i will wear a kfc bucket
18:46 <mbison> lol nate stacked it on his scooter today
19:12 <nate> u wanna play with my stack?
19:18 <nate> u dirty man
19:22 <mbison> o.0
20:18 <StrykerX> amelia, maccas sounding good yet? :P
20:26 <StrykerX> We can go chill at my new fave one!
20:43 <amelia> wahhhhhhh
20:56 <amelia> maccas is gross too but woulda been better :(
20:57 <mbison> take nate with you
21:10 <amelia> shoulda jus got a mcflurry for dinner
21:12 <StrykerX> Wow
21:14 <StrykerX> Maccas is better
21:17 <StrykerX> Must've been shit
21:18 <StrykerX> lolol
21:22 <amelia> was horrid
21:27 <mbison> what did u get o.0
21:31 <nate> i will do kfc for mbison thats it ;l
21:32 <amelia> i wanna kick it
21:35 <amelia> beef satay
21:37 <mbison> the bigmac paddy is pretty bad
22:01 <amelia> I do like coke from maccas tho
22:08 <mbison> o.0
22:11 <amelia> taste better than in can or bottle
22:21 <mbison> tru dat
22:25 <mbison> much sweeter
22:47 <amelia> bitter in can and bottle but wateted down from maccas
23:04 <amelia> nomnom
23:12 <mbison> o.o u sure its watered down?
23:20 <mbison> i though they just mix it wht syrup
23:36 <mbison> some syrup
24:14 <mbison> nate, how much ya bench today
24:22 <amelia> i not sure i thought it wa watered down cos white water stuff looks like it comes out
24:32 <mbison> yeah its some syrup
24:34 <nate> i didnt go, my butt was sore from squats
24:36 <StrykerX> amelia
24:39 <StrykerX> Ring up and complain
24:43 <StrykerX> Bitch bitch bitch
24:47 <StrykerX> Gets you places. :)
24:49 <mbison> ahahh stop squating on a dildo
24:55 <nate> yes ;l
25:13 <amelia> ahahahaha
25:22 <amelia> i cant be bothered complaining
25:43 <nate> being 2 spicey is a hard one to complain about
25:51 <amelia> if i didnt ring the removalists to return my 1500 dining table then i aint ringing up about my $10 chinesw
26:10 <mbison> o.o
26:14 <mbison> rich
26:24 <nate> mbison is 2 spicey, i never complain
26:43 <mbison> only thing i order at the chiense takway is combination chowmein
26:52 <mbison> nate ya poof
26:55 <amelia> not rich jus not keen on causing drama :P
26:59 <nate> mbison HOLD ME!
27:08 <amelia> mmmm chicken mi goreng no hot
27:15 <nate> waaaaaaaaaah!
27:30 <mbison> its nice spicy tho
27:34 <amelia> nooo
27:39 <mbison> chop up those chilli peppers
27:44 <amelia> mouth cannot handle it
27:56 <mbison> ohh
28:03 <amelia> it sucks cos chilli actually has yummy flavour but the heat is too much
28:06 <nate> mbison u good at kissing?
28:12 <amelia> AHAHAHA
28:13 <mbison> ask taylor swift
28:21 <amelia> Valid questions from nathaniel
28:23 <nate> damn it!
28:53 <mbison> chilli has a yummy flavour? o_O
29:11 <amelia> yussss
29:12 <mbison> u mena some chillli sauce
30:06 <StrykerX> Chilli rocks!
30:15 <mbison> yeah
30:29 <mbison> but if u dont eat some fruit yoru ass will be burning the next day
30:54 <amelia> Nathaniel likes pineapple
31:23 <mbison> o.o
31:34 <nate> sweet lovin!
32:17 <amelia> yum
32:23 <StrykerX> lolol
32:37 <StrykerX> Burning arse = right amount
33:25 <nate> mbison would u like your bedroom to look like the inside of kfc
33:34 <nate> renovate mbisons ROOm!
33:36 <mbison> nope
33:38 <mbison> o_0
33:56 <nate> then i can devour him on the table top!
34:04 <nate> legs and wings flying everywhere
34:16 <mbison> O.o
34:30 <amelia> aaahahahaah
34:43 <nate> hot oil mbison?
34:50 <nate> u down
35:13 <nate> you're the master
35:37 <mbison> gaybo
36:05 <amelia> my dad used to make us pay 50c for saying gaybo
36:16 <amelia> and Salvo
36:28 <amelia> so salvo gaybo was totally out of the question
36:35 <mbison> nate ya bitchface download Geometric Dash
36:47 <mbison> Salvo?
37:10 <amelia> yah
37:22 <nate> homeless?
37:24 <mbison> never heard of that
37:29 <amelia> did you never use that word
37:32 <mbison> yeah except the salvoation army
37:35 <nate> salvo ointment?
37:37 <mbison> we call that salvos
37:37 <amelia> when something is shit
37:42 <amelia> you say its so salvo
37:43 <nate> oinkment ;D
37:51 <mbison> oh nah
37:54 <amelia> maybe it a perth thing
38:06 <mbison> yeah
38:12 <nate> steven_ is SALVO!
38:16 <nate> sooo soo salvo
38:19 <amelia> HAHA
38:35 <nate> i will eat you salvo steven!
38:48 <mbison> steven_, you're in son
38:52 <mbison> o_O
38:52 <StrykerX> Where's steven?!
39:06 <nate> hes playing xbox
39:07 <amelia> everyone cream their pants over uptight shteven
39:12 <Osskkaarr> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD5No_JRrZw
39:14 <grubs> YouTube Title: Type O Negative - Love You To Death [OFFICIAL VIDEO] - Views: 4,180,470 - Length: 4:51 - Uploaded: 2009-10-27 - Likes: 23,708 - Dislikes: 335
39:14 <amelia> he smokin bongs
40:02 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXIWRan3XGY
40:05 <nate> only one i like
40:05 <grubs> YouTube Title: Type O Negative - I Don't Wanna Be Me [OFFICIAL VIDEO] - Views: 2,711,842 - Length: 3:51 - Uploaded: 2009-10-27 - Likes: 16,591 - Dislikes: 183
40:08 <StrykerX> lolol
41:55 <steven_> :P
42:06 <steven_> both correct
42:15 <Osskkaarr> No prizes for second.. Love You To Death is their best ever made.
42:37 <nate> Osskkaarr u wanna pop over to anotherirc3rs?
42:51 <Osskkaarr> Was there today.
43:02 <nate> cuddles?
43:11 <Osskkaarr> yeah
44:14 <amelia> osks is nonys teddybear
45:41 <amelia> like dis
45:43 <amelia> https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7sHu_UbhU-4/VNTULdejW1I/AAAAAAAAHBA/Fu3EHgkkgk0/s1600/Teddy%2Blove%2Bvibrator.jpg
46:17 <mbison> o_0
46:41 <nate> mbison u can be my flesh light ;D
46:47 <nate> honk honk!
46:48 <mbison> nates got one of them
47:36 <nate> anotherirc3r all ya boyfriends are fighting in sydney :D
47:50 <nate> u better sort it out
47:52 <mbison> o.o
47:58 <anotherirc3r> boyfriends?
48:07 <anotherirc3r> Token and StrykerX?
48:08 <anotherirc3r> vom
48:13 <nate> yeaaah!
48:18 <nate> u have a connection
48:21 <nate> i can feel it
48:58 <TokenDaRing> anotherirc3r: if we're so forgettable, why can't you stop talking about us?
49:23 <amelia> someone tell a story
49:29 <amelia> i like hearing stories
49:30 <StrykerX> Cause we're special TokenDaRing
49:31 <nate> i talk about mbison all the time, cause we gonna buy a kfc store together
49:38 <StrykerX> nate, lovers for life!
49:44 <mbison> sif
49:55 <nate> mbison chicken!!
50:04 <Osskkaarr> TokenDaRing, You don't fucking learn do you cunt.. get back on your box dog.
50:17 <amelia> oooooohweeeer
50:34 <TokenDaRing> Osskkaarr: hello my friend, I see you're still fixated on dogs
50:35 <anotherirc3r> oh I'm sorry Token. did you insult me?
50:37 <TokenDaRing> how's that working for you?
50:41 * amelia sits next to nathaniel
50:42 <anotherirc3r> I just didn't notice
50:51 <anotherirc3r> guess you are forgettable
50:55 <amelia> i gonna jus watch
50:59 <TokenDaRing> anotherirc3r: odd, because you've been following myself and StrykerX all night
51:06 <mbison> burn o.o
51:24 <nate> following!
51:29 <nate> thats hot
51:36 * nate drools on mbison
51:39 <anotherirc3r> are you serious?!
51:40 <anotherirc3r> rofl
51:40 <mbison> nate rumor has it you are dating a supermodel
51:47 <mbison> stop pretenidng you are gay
51:47 <anotherirc3r> why would I waste my time?
51:54 <amelia> i started that rumour
51:58 <nate> mbison i couldnt date shrek ;D
52:00 <amelia> I'm glad its caught on
52:11 <mbison> o.o
52:30 <nate> mbison feels sorry for old nate, and will offer his body to him :D
52:39 * nate dances woop woop!
52:44 <mbison> o_O
53:06 <amelia> wot happened to the fight
53:14 <amelia> issit over
53:18 <amelia> worst fight ever
54:03 <StrykerX> amelia: never ending hun.
54:16 <TokenDaRing> amelia: we're talking about wedding plans
54:21 <TokenDaRing> which is far more important, clearly
54:58 <amelia> WELL MY BAD THEN
56:50 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoZEtBQJN4c
56:52 <grubs> YouTube Title: Papa Roach - She Loves Me Not - Views: 11,600,848 - Length: 3:42 - Uploaded: 2009-10-05 - Likes: 42,876 - Dislikes: 691
56:56 <steven_> ahhaah @ tisk
57:12 <nate> mbison lOves me not!
57:18 <nate> he'll come around
57:19 <amelia> shteven
57:19 <TokenDaRing> [21:33:43] <TiSK> if he can have kids i cant even get 1 root
57:19 <mbison> stop playing crap songs
57:23 <TokenDaRing> comment of the night
57:37 <StrykerX> lmfao
57:42 <nate> mbison u play a song u sneaky bitch
57:59 <mbison> o.o
59:08 <mbison> bitchface, F1 is on
00:39 <nate> mbison do u want to mini golf!
01:32 <nate> wear a nice outfit
01:34 <mbison> not wit u o_O
02:01 <amelia> checkered mini skirt
02:04 <amelia> golf sockd
02:51 <nate> hells yes!
02:59 <steven_> ahahahh
03:01 <nate> mbison u got nice legs?
03:33 <StrykerX> nate, you tell us.
03:46 <nate> in my mind mbison has nice everything
03:52 <nate> that will do ;D
04:16 <steven_> nate
04:18 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk
04:19 <grubs> YouTube Title: Wiz Khalifa - See You Again ft. Charlie Puth [Official Video] Furious 7 Soundtrack - Views: 521,611,515 - Length: 3:58 - Uploaded: 2015-04-07 - Likes: 4,640,041 - Dislikes: 86,723
05:09 <nate> its been a long day, but i get to see mbison again
05:26 <steven_> ahahha
05:26 <mbison> fag
05:35 <steven_> oh ohhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
05:46 <steven_> you should both go about your way
05:53 <steven_> that love will never get lost
06:34 <xm> nate, i dont want to wait for our lives to be over
07:00 <anotherirc3r> i want to know right now, what will it be
07:49 <mbison> u siging dawson creeks theme o.0
07:55 <nate> being in love is hard work
07:56 <xm> i used to hate that song but then i felt weird when i found out it was by paula cole who did where have all the cowboys gone (top song m8)
08:14 <xm> the two songs feel so different
08:17 <anotherirc3r> xm, duet m8
08:30 <xm> u wont even send me any of your recordings!!!
08:54 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09R8_2nJtjg
08:56 <grubs> YouTube Title: Maroon 5 - Sugar - Views: 531,523,474 - Length: 5:02 - Uploaded: 2015-01-14 - Likes: 2,829,529 - Dislikes: 89,718
08:57 <xm> one of my favourite songs is a duet actually
09:02 <xm> unforgetable
09:08 <xm> i sing it now and then
09:11 <anotherirc3r> awww nice
09:13 <amelia> send your song nony
09:18 <amelia> i sang waterfalls
09:19 <xm> well it wasnt originally a duet i suppose
09:28 <xm> but the father and daughter cover was cute
09:33 <anotherirc3r> I love time of my life - bill medley and Jennifer Warner
09:46 <anotherirc3r> did you meelz?!
09:52 <xm> that's a great song too. i bust out a few lines from it occasionally
09:58 <amelia> only a lil part of it
10:23 <xm> but i like to sing the simpsons version: "i've had the half time of my life"
10:45 <amelia> did you send your bouncy song to nony frankeh
10:52 <xm> no
10:54 <xm> dont think so
10:59 <xm> i know i sent the sinatra one
11:04 <amelia> ahahaha
11:22 <xm> ive got elton's your song too
11:25 <xm> apparently really bad
12:05 <anotherirc3r> I wanna hear meelzy's waterfalls
12:13 <anotherirc3r> that song is bewtiful
12:32 <xm> i think TLC was probably the last all black group i liked
12:42 <xm> 'urban' went terrible post 1995
12:55 <amelia> its pretty terrible nony
13:16 <amelia> you can hear the laugh im trying to hold back
13:28 <amelia> and its only like 2 lines hahaha
13:37 <anotherirc3r> noooo
13:37 Quit: smashmouse ([email protected]) Quit: wtf is wrong with you? Pokemon isn't meant for children. It is only for real and strong men who want to be the very best like no one ever was! Retards...
13:54 <xm> i did created a #karaoke channel on austnet ages ago but no one came in
13:54 <anotherirc3r> lol@joshy
13:59 <xm> im wondering if i shoudl create one now
14:06 <amelia> ahahahahahaha
14:09 <amelia> i am so thar
14:14 <anotherirc3r> same
15:05 <amelia> i did created
20:44 Join: slinky_J ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
20:45 Mode: (by Osskkaarr) +o slinky_J
30:02 <nate> spicy amelia beef curtains!
30:31 <StrykerX> Kinky
30:46 <amelia> you wish jellyfish
31:12 <StrykerX> nate just wants spicey meat
31:18 <StrykerX> Where's mbison?
31:31 <nate> mbison is a mild root
31:36 <nate> no pressure
31:47 <StrykerX> I reckon he'd give you pressure if you begged for it.
32:01 <StrykerX> He seems the more extreme type.
32:08 <amelia> let him practice on you to get better
32:42 <mbison> o_O
32:43 <nate> am i the mirror!
32:44 <StrykerX> nate just jizzed
32:50 <nate> damn it all!
33:06 <StrykerX> lol
51:50 <xm> it's getting cold
52:01 <xm> time for me to put on my rapey billy cosby sweater
52:16 <StrykerX> Already cold here.
52:22 <StrykerX> 3.7 apparently
52:40 <StrykerX> Although.. The "feels like" is much more accurate.. 0.5
52:56 <StrykerX> Oh no, just updated
52:59 <slinky_J> lol
53:02 <StrykerX> 5.4, feels like -1.7
53:04 <nate> im watching market hunting antique, all the stuff that sells is functional or has a good name
53:40 <nate> rest just bombs ;D
53:55 <StrykerX> Sounds pretty real nate
53:57 <StrykerX> lol
09:00 Nick: mbison is now known as mbis0n
09:23 <xm> nate, they can sell those bombs to terrorists
09:36 <xm> no such thing as useless!!!
09:46 Join: StrykingX ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
17:35 Mode: (by steven_) +o StrykingX
28:04 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Quit: .
34:57 <DoC> TokenDaRing BABYGIRL TokenDaRing BABYGIRL
35:17 <StrykingX> Lol what
35:20 <TokenDaRing> what
35:49 <DoC> pedo zone working fine :(
36:11 <StrykingX> Oh
36:27 <steven_> looool
36:35 <DoC> jim still trying to get babygirl lol
36:51 <DoC> he might licked her vagina
36:52 <StrykingX> That'll never change
37:00 <StrykingX> Vagina?
37:04 <StrykingX> You mean cock.
37:04 <DoC> haha
37:47 <steven_> babygurl = doc on a proxy
39:06 <DoC> faggot
39:12 <steven_> hahaha
39:21 <StrykingX> Hahaha
39:23 <StrykingX> Is it
39:38 <StrykingX> Had to ditch channels
39:38 <steven_> my bad
39:42 <steven_> :P
39:43 <StrykingX> Moving too quick
39:45 <DoC> i'm not a zoo assistant steven_ lolol
39:47 <slinky_J> whos babygirl
39:48 <slinky_J> is she hot
39:57 <steven_> sheman
39:59 <DoC> josh she rejected u
40:41 <steven_> she has 14" flop
40:45 <steven_> im going to bed
40:48 <steven_> night cunts!
40:50 <slinky_J> who rejected me
40:51 <slinky_J> wot
40:53 <slinky_J> nite bro
40:57 <steven_> ;p
41:07 <slinky_J> :P:P
41:14 <steven_> babyboy
41:28 <slinky_J> lol
41:31 <DoC> where u going steven_
41:34 <DoC> watch porn?
41:46 <steven_> make porn
41:48 <steven_> :}
41:49 <DoC> lol
41:55 <DoC> with babygirl?
42:03 <steven_> looooooool
42:07 <steven_> with my hand
42:13 <DoC> faggot
42:17 <steven_> haha
42:24 <DoC> no shit man
42:37 <DoC> make some with david mentalson n babygirl
42:43 <steven_> johnninja
42:48 <DoC> and put tisk as a camera man
42:51 <DoC> lolol johninja
42:55 <steven_> haha
42:57 <steven_> i gotta go to bed
43:01 <steven_> otherwise i dont get shit
43:02 <DoC> he might making some with mel
43:23 <steven_> haha
43:27 <StrykingX> Tisk as camera man?
43:29 <StrykingX> LOL
43:45 <StrykingX> It'd beep and he'd think the govt is spying
43:49 <StrykingX> And smash it
44:36 <DoC> lol
44:40 <StrykingX> I smell a ban coming in CZ
44:43 <StrykingX> For me
45:04 <steven_> haha
45:06 <slinky_J> wheres johninja
45:33 <xm> <BABYGIRL> this is why im single less hassle no argoant male to put up with i can live stress free day not have wannabes like u trying to make yoursrlf look good all your doin is making yoursrlf look stupied
45:35 <xm> LOL
45:37 <StrykingX> He quit ages ago
45:39 <xm> hasnt heard of punctuation
45:43 <slinky_J> didnt mel dump johninja
45:46 <slinky_J> coz he went psycho
46:13 <nate> xm, root, toot, toot.
46:16 <DoC> jajaja
46:19 <DoC> lolol
46:33 <DoC> no josh
47:28 <slinky_J> #girlsLIE
48:03 <DoC> they have a kid now josh
48:31 <nate> introduce them to minecraft early as the babysitter;l
48:39 <StrykingX> Hahahah
48:51 <StrykingX> Kids on minecraft
48:55 <slinky_J> yea ino he knocked her up
48:59 <slinky_J> but she said she left him
49:11 <xm> do you have her on fb
49:12 <StrykingX> They have 2 don't they
49:17 <slinky_J> not sure
49:19 <slinky_J> used to
49:21 <DoC> lol is that true?
49:26 <slinky_J> she has one
49:31 <DoC> i dont believe this
49:32 <slinky_J> to some fat cunt
49:38 <slinky_J> from qld or some shit
49:44 <StrykingX> Oh wait
49:44 <slinky_J> from irc
49:44 <StrykingX> Yer
49:50 <slinky_J> and one to johninja
49:53 <StrykingX> One to him.. One to John
49:55 <DoC> i talked with john few months ago i think he was happy with mel
50:05 <slinky_J> yea i have mel on fb
50:09 <StrykingX> I think they're on n off
51:40 <DoC> <BABYGIRL> she likes to play games not everyone knows that she is annoymousmoron under another nickname
51:43 <DoC> lololol
51:50 <StrykingX> Probably shouldn't be havin this ciggi
51:52 <DoC> sex games?
52:00 <StrykingX> Making me cough a bit
52:23 <StrykingX> BG is jealous of Anotherirc3r
52:29 <StrykingX> Another female
52:31 <StrykingX> Competition
52:33 <slinky_J> i thought anonymousmoron is anotherirc3r
52:40 <slinky_J> I AM SO FRIGHTENED RIGHT NOW
53:16 <xm> wouldnt surprise me if BG's comment earlier that she is happy being single is that she is signalling she's not afraid that she's no longer the only female in the village
53:20 <DoC> so anotherirc3r have u got banned at chatzone before?
53:27 <anotherirc3r> yes
53:35 <DoC> why?
53:45 <slinky_J> whos in chatzone
53:59 <DoC> xm, she likes animals to sex with lol
54:07 <DoC> she's a zoo assistant
54:08 <slinky_J> lets go undercover
54:11 <StrykingX> Josh: babygirl
54:14 Nick: slinky_J is now known as smashmouse
54:14 <xm> fun job
54:18 <DoC> be careful she has snakes in her pants
54:24 <smashmouse> i dunno who babbygurr is
54:30 <StrykingX> Some dude
54:32 <smashmouse> im gonna kill her.
54:35 <smashmouse> i mean
54:37 <xm> ive only heard of her because of chucky's love
54:38 <smashmouse> kill her.
54:38 <StrykingX> Posing as a chick
54:51 <smashmouse> hahaha chucky
54:58 <StrykingX> Babygirl is chuckys mrs?!
55:10 <DoC> lol chucky?
55:20 <DoC> chucky loved her LOL?
55:53 <anotherirc3r> who's chucky?
56:02 <StrykingX> Hahahaha
56:05 <StrykingX> Dunno did he
56:08 <DoC> mrs poh hubby
56:10 <DoC> hahahahaha
56:27 <DoC> its a long story lolol
56:37 <DoC> chucky n mrs poh rofl
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