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00:16 <amelia> ok but jus keep an eye on him
00:22 <smashmouse> and pull you in slowly baebz, and caress your hair and rub oil on that terminator body
00:46 <Oskar> lolllllll @ rub oil on that terminator body
01:09 <xm> and after sex tell he you're not like the other guys... "ill be back" loooooooooool
01:18 <smashmouse> LOL
01:20 <amelia> bwahahhaahhaahahhaah
01:33 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k-3eSkNzfM
01:40 <nate> Two Filipino Divers
01:47 <nate> not chinese they just look chinese
01:49 <nate> lol
02:05 <amelia> i seen that
02:07 <xm> haha
02:10 <amelia> they had fuck all practice
02:16 <amelia> like 4 days or something
03:06 <xm> why do i find this so hilarious
03:15 <nate> stop making excuses! spanish guy now splash brothers
03:20 <amelia> HAHA
03:39 <amelia> i need to harden up
03:45 <xm> i suppose coz 95% of it was them being all serious and the last 10% was a fuck up
03:49 <amelia> FUCK YO SHIT DIVING YOU SUCK
04:01 <amelia> cwords
04:29 <nate> they wasnt even close
05:06 <nate> mind u the probably got $2 to enter
05:12 <nate> didnt have enough food
05:32 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> i am PIGGING DOWN a plate of vegetables, dont want to end up a fat cunt like nate
05:38 <xm> must have been a lovely break from making nike shoes
05:57 <nate> bretty!! u bastard
05:58 <xm> the sort of shoes steven_ and amelia wear
06:06 <xm> exploitation
06:11 <amelia> i do love some nikes
06:17 <amelia> and reebok
06:27 <amelia> hey its all in the name of nice shoes
06:30 <xm> i remember when reebok pumops were huge
06:37 <xm> now i dont hear about reeboks anymore
06:42 <amelia> AHAAHA yesssss
06:50 <amelia> they are still amazing
07:00 <xm> but mum i need rebook pumps to jump higher in basketball!!!
07:19 <amelia> i had dem flashy kicks with red lights
07:27 <amelia> flash when you walk
07:35 <xm> i wanted them during my temporary fashion stage but never got them
07:43 <xm> those were cool. i wanted that too
07:53 <smashmouse> http://pilerats.com/written/light-easy/dudes-go-down-on-your-girl/
07:59 <nate> this guy doin the pt course with me wanted to increase his vertical leap, but his knees were fucked out of alignment and shit, im like seriously dude:)
08:21 <amelia> you training to be a pt
08:29 <amelia> you gonna get to see soso many camel toes
08:30 <nate> any scumbag can be a pt
08:33 <nate> :P
08:46 <amelia> any scumbag with 6k for the course
08:46 <xm> yeah, isnt it a 3 month course or something now?
08:51 <nate> yeah xm
09:01 <xm> my friend quit being a PT because of that
09:34 <nate> u usually quit if u arent good at it
09:35 <xm> even if you get a PT job the supply would drive the wages down
09:45 <xm> if you're good at what you do there's always good $$$
09:57 <xm> that's why you're the PT to the stars
10:01 <nate> lol
10:03 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> there isnt a big supply because you have to pay $200 a week rent
10:17 <nate> not always bretty
10:23 <nate> but most ;D
10:24 <amelia> the best trainer i had was this skinny strong boy who was smallesr out of all my trainers
10:27 <amelia> he was so joy
10:28 <xm> nate comes over to their houses
10:43 <nate> some pay a wage 2 sit at the front desk being a fatty
10:44 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> a good PT will train you then wank you off
10:49 <xm> lol
11:10 <amelia> thats nates style for sure
11:16 <nate> u mean stretch them out :D
11:17 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> no nate blows
11:22 <xm> 'accidentally' touches them
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11:26 <xm> that's how it starts
11:34 <nate> i will take bretty for a cool down
11:39 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nate when will you finish your pt course?
11:50 <nate> ive already done it
12:08 <xm> nate supplements his career by trafficking in roids too
12:17 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> when will you start getting some clients theN/
12:23 <xm> wouldnt surprise me if that happens
12:36 <nate> insurance / first aid cert / and cert 3 /4 is all u need
12:41 Mode: (by Oskar) +o StrykerX
12:49 <nate> insurance for when u fuck them up
12:51 <nate> lol
13:02 <xm> any close calls?
13:04 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> like give them an std?
13:25 <StrykerX> Cheers Oskar
13:41 <nate> std?
13:45 <nate> wrx std ":D
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13:57 <StrykerX> STI*
13:59 <xm> can i buy a vowel plz
14:04 <nate> haha
14:10 <xm> amazing nate just typed two sentences without vowels
14:15 <xm> that might be an austnet record
14:26 <nate> bowels of the devil
14:27 <amelia> bwahahah
14:28 <StrykerX> lol
14:53 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzJLrt-yhQw
14:56 <nate> xm a song for ya :D
15:33 <xm> it's actually pretty good
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15:47 <nate> i used to listen to bodycount when i was young
15:55 <nate> my parents must of thought wtf :D
16:05 <xm> dont worry i used to listen to happy hardcore
16:11 <xm> which is like literally gay
16:15 <nate> haha k
16:19 <xm> all the CD covers had rainbows and smiley faces
16:21 <amelia> the real nate is starting to come out more and more
16:37 <xm> nate in real life probably looks like a nordic metalhead \m/
16:49 <xm> all this time i thought he was eurotrash
17:02 <nate> i like most types of musak
17:10 <amelia> oh but he is much more
17:12 <xm> i asked you if you liked house/trance and you said no i think
17:21 <nate> true only some of that ;D
17:24 <xm> house music is a must if you're gay
17:32 <nate> sounds like pixes having a party
17:33 <xm> 'batty house' 'handbag house'
17:40 <nate> fairys fluttering about
18:09 <nate> i find death metal sounds like techno to me
18:36 <xm> ive written some techni before with metal riffs
18:38 <nate> repetition
18:41 <xm> techno*
18:58 <xm> metal heads like to say their music is close to classical though with its technical skill
19:05 <nate> haha really
19:28 <xm> probably the sorts with long hair and play the air guitar
19:54 <nate> my buddy still has clothes from the 90's
19:57 <xm> grunge?
20:01 <nate> which he got from the 80's
20:04 <xm> LOL
20:16 <nate> yeah he is metal
20:17 <xm> hang on isnt 80s popular now
20:27 <xm> so he's actually fashionable
20:57 <smashmouse> problem is everything is popular now :/
21:09 <smashmouse> case in point HIPSTERS
21:10 <smashmouse> lolz
21:23 <nate> xm i think money is popular ;D
21:33 <nate> other shit nah
21:42 <xm> how much do most PTs make an hour?
21:48 <xm> the median
21:52 <smashmouse> we have in a way turned the world into one massive theme park
23:04 <nate> i think its usually a dollar per minute :D
23:33 <amelia> think I've always paid like 45/50 per hour
23:58 <amelia> except my trainer whi taught me how to box only charged me 30 per hr
24:44 <xm> a dollar per minute?
24:54 <xm> nate you can make more money talking dirty per minute like you do on IRC
25:38 <xm> kick boxing looks like fun. my sister and her friend are going to thailand soon, i think her friend wants to fight there too
25:49 <smashmouse> lol
25:51 <xm> she enters the fights here
26:03 <smashmouse> take mauy thai
26:05 <xm> she's so fiesty
26:06 <smashmouse> fun as
26:07 <amelia> oh thats awesome
26:20 <amelia> they have such stocky legs
26:33 <xm> most Asian girls are kinda like that if you've noticed
26:37 <xm> Asian women have different legs
26:43 <amelia> i tried muay thai and those girls are crazy good
26:46 <xm> not that im pervy! my sister pointed it out to me
26:49 <amelia> cant keep up wif em
27:18 <smashmouse> unless you're contact sparring you just gotta think about what youre doing
27:33 <amelia> and when they throw their elbows
27:37 <amelia> so frickin strong
27:50 <amelia> that's why you watch your mouth when you go out
27:57 <smashmouse> you gotta get in
28:01 <smashmouse> there's a line
28:10 <amelia> these girls lookin all pretty in their dresses and they'll drop yo ass if you smart ass em
28:11 <smashmouse> and you wanna get right inside them
28:38 <xm> i dont think id be a good fighter in the state im in. ive only been in minor fights at school. and my older brother knows all my weaknesses so he always wins
28:47 <xm> i could probably get beat up by a teenage aborginal girl
28:56 <xm> those girls are mean fighters
29:01 <xm> theyve had lots of practice
29:06 <amelia> cos they fight like dogs
29:07 <xm> (to keep their brothers away ;) )
29:13 <amelia> dirty fighters
29:17 <xm> agreed
29:18 <smashmouse> your feet are your second pair of hands, you get your feet and legs inside the other persons space and control how they move you can just push them over
29:21 <smashmouse> no fight
29:25 <amelia> ppl who kno how to fight dont fight
29:33 <smashmouse> exactly
29:50 <xm> yeah, i have a friend with a few different martial art schools under his belt but doesnt fight
29:51 <xm> he walks off
29:56 <amelia> i preferred boxing over muay thai
30:13 <smashmouse> i dont know what i liked more
30:25 <smashmouse> but ive done several things
30:46 <xm> when i was in hospital i enjoyed using that bag thing that looks like a tonsil and is suspended
30:54 <xm> just to see how long i could keep it going
30:58 <xm> m8 graylands gym
31:05 <xm> keepin' you physically and mentally fit
31:10 <amelia> ahahaha speed ball?
31:13 <xm> yes that's it
31:16 <xm> that's my favourite thing
31:19 <amelia> could you do it
31:21 <xm> i got a free tip on how to do it
31:24 <xm> yes, in the end
31:27 <amelia> cos thats not easy to jus pick up
31:38 <amelia> 3 hits?
31:41 <xm> i was told to keep the fingers flat out
31:43 <xm> more than that
32:17 <nate> chain punch ?:)
32:18 <amelia> wotchu mean keep fingers flat out
32:32 <xm> i was originally curling my fingers in
32:33 <smashmouse> yeah but the point is about timing
32:36 <amelia> you hit it with bottom of hand i thought
32:48 <xm> the guy told me to uncurl it
32:51 <smashmouse> no the side
33:04 <amelia> yah like
33:15 <amelia> your fingers curled over
33:25 <amelia> and the part where your pinky is
33:34 <amelia> that part of hand?
33:39 <smashmouse> the side yea
33:40 <nate> short stabs into slinkys nose
34:04 <amelia> i confused frankeh how he told you do it
34:08 <amelia> flat hands?
34:16 <nate> i think hes talking about grip
34:22 <amelia> ohh
34:26 <xm> i dont mean flat like totally flat
35:01 <nate> dont tense ya hands into a total fist?
35:04 <xm> more like my fingers werent aligned up, like over the place, so the fingers were moving on my hand too
35:05 <amelia> you must haf good coordination and timing if you picked that up quick
35:24 <xm> yes, i have pretty good co-ordination
35:57 <xm> all that piano practice i reckon
36:00 <nate> xm did say he drove better than da ladies
36:02 <smashmouse> aye
36:06 <smashmouse> piano!!!!!
36:10 <smashmouse> <3
36:11 <amelia> frankeh don't drive
36:45 <amelia> show slinks your piano sounds frankeh
36:53 <xm> that is another thing my brother does
36:59 <nate> he dont, moped?
37:09 <xm> he gets my fingers into this tight grip and threatens to break my piano fingers
37:20 <amelia> your brother
37:21 <xm> "youll never play again!"
37:21 <smashmouse> lol
37:23 <amelia> is a bully
37:29 <xm> nah older brother thing
37:33 <amelia> baahahhaha
37:34 <xm> you probably dont get it as much as you're a girl
37:41 <amelia> i got it worse
37:41 <nate> my sister has destructive hands
37:50 <nate> crush!
37:57 <amelia> i popped my lil broa football with a knife once
38:04 <xm> what sort of mean things did your older brother do?
38:14 <xm> i stabbed my older sister with a pencil once. a HB
38:17 <amelia> things got a lil out of control when he broke my dolphin figurine
38:29 <amelia> AHAAHAH pencil
38:38 <nate> Body Count - Evil Slinky
38:40 <xm> i cant remember if the tip snapped off and stuck on her chest
38:45 <amelia> i burnt my lil bro with a magnifying glass when we were outside burning ants
38:47 <xm> but i like to think it did
38:47 <smashmouse> haha
38:51 <smashmouse> funny as
38:52 <xm> LOL
38:59 <xm> were you a bit of a tomboy?
39:02 <smashmouse> my mate stabbed me in the cheek with a pencil in yr seven
39:06 <amelia> yeh for sure ahahah
39:12 <nate> i threw a dart at my sister stuck in her face :D
39:18 <amelia> AHHAHAAHHAAHHAHA
39:24 <xm> what about starting fires?
39:29 <amelia> ohhhh
39:32 <xm> i knew how to keep the fires in control
39:38 <xm> but my older brother was a pyromaniac
39:40 <amelia> i burnt down a shed once :(
39:42 <xm> he nearly burnt the shed down
39:43 <xm> LOL
39:48 <amelia> AHAAHAHHA
39:51 <nate> the old days were heaps worse than dis :D
39:57 <xm> whose shed was it?
39:58 <amelia> ahahahahahahahaha no doubt
40:01 <amelia> my babas
40:05 <amelia> (grandma)
40:15 <xm> what's the story behind this
40:30 <xm> what did you use
40:35 <xm> i want a scientific report
40:45 <xm> hypothesis, aim, equipment, results, conclusion
40:53 <amelia> my lil bro and i were playing wif matches and didnt put em out proper. half hr later it burnt down fire engine came and it backed onto train tracks they said kids must have jumped fence and lit it on purpose
41:00 <amelia> but my bro and i knew it was us
41:02 <xm> hahaha
41:06 <amelia> but we never admitted
41:12 <xm> some things are better not said
41:13 <amelia> and have never spoken of it since
41:26 <xm> was that the last ever fire incident
41:36 <xm> or was your pyromania rekindled so to speak
41:40 <amelia> i brought it up with him prob 5 yrs ago n he said no dont even say it... never talk bout it
41:59 <xm> deathbed confession it will be
42:09 <amelia> ahahahaahha well my older bro burnt down our cubby house when he was in yr 8 cos he was burning hus school books ahahahahhaahhaa
42:13 <amelia> mercy college
42:17 <xm> cubby house rox
42:27 <xm> i never got much done but i tried to build one
42:32 <amelia> yah fire engine came and he hid on the roof of the house the whole time
42:35 <amelia> it was gold
42:45 <xm> you and your siblings are a cheeky bunch
42:49 <smashmouse> nate i really like these two ehehehe
42:58 <amelia> i remember seeing him up there when my mama was shouting his name looking dor him
43:03 <amelia> he was jus like shhhh
43:19 <nate> smashmouse join in u homo ;L
43:30 <smashmouse> I'm watching a movie
43:37 <nate> u say anything StrykerX will be on u :D
43:39 <xm> after that he would forever be afraid of you. you could have good bargaining, knowing you can blackmail him
43:43 <xm> of course that would out you too
43:44 <nate> like shit on a fly
43:53 <amelia> ahahahahaa another time
44:20 <xm> so was the cubby house a proper one?
44:22 <xm> like bart's
44:55 <nate> Body Count - Momma's Gotta Die Tonight.
45:04 <amelia> he wasnt allowed in house cos bein a shit head and mum was at work and i was inside. I grabbed icy pole you kno them funny face ones and was teasong him like ner ner i got icy pole you got fuck all and he got mad told me GIVE ME ICY POLE and i kept makin fun then he smashed a window put his arm thru and unlocked door
45:11 <amelia> i shat ma pants and ran
45:35 <xm> LOL
45:41 <xm> herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre's johnnny
45:51 <amelia> ahahaha all over an icy pole
45:56 <xm> ive heard before about slavs being psycho
45:59 <amelia> kids are shit heads
46:08 <amelia> ahahaahhaha mos def
46:21 <xm> my brother is a bit unhinged too i guess
46:30 <xm> he's smashed a window before as well
46:38 <xm> because there was an intruder in the backyard
46:42 <xm> he was banging too hard
46:47 <xm> then he had to get stitched
46:47 <nate> my cousin used to bash his head against the floor when things didnt go his way, hes now in uni ;D
47:14 <xm> is he gonna bang his head on the lecturer's door if he fails
47:17 <amelia> woahhhhhhhhhh he prob shat his pants thats why he banging so hard
47:18 <xm> what's he studying?
47:29 <amelia> intruder would freak me put too
47:49 <nate> fucks me, my dad and sister dont get on, after the sister changed the will and took the money
47:51 <xm> Lily would be useless around an intruder
48:01 <nate> paid for uni tho :D
48:07 <xm> she'd probably follow him around. her good work would be slowing the intruder down
48:31 <amelia> sister sounds greedy
48:42 <amelia> ahahaahha lily got this
48:46 <amelia> don't doubt her
48:57 <nate> my sister will do the same, she likes holidays and spending money ;D
49:11 <xm> crikey nate
49:14 <xm> that's terrible
49:18 <amelia> everyone does but you don't fuck ppl over to get it
49:38 <nate> yeah wait till they on the death bed and change the will ;D
49:49 <nate> it happens :P
49:50 <xm> i had a friend in a similar situation and in the end he won over even more $$$
50:08 <xm> because his siblings conspired against him and took advantage of their mother dying of a brain tumour
50:20 <amelia> fuckin hell
50:20 <xm> she was vulnerable and not in the right state to change the will
50:24 <amelia> people are cwords
50:35 <nate> yeah dad was silly for letting it happen
50:47 <xm> he probably didnt want to think about it
50:54 <amelia> he prob thought he could trust his own fam
51:13 <nate> yup didnt want the trouble
51:23 <xm> in countries like similar you have to explicitly write a will. if you dont, the government gets every cent of yours
51:29 <xm> like singapore*
51:50 <xm> so you get people whose parents die early and they get nothing
52:04 <nate> my sister is already draining the parents for money ;l
52:05 <xm> because their parents or remaining parent didnt write a will
52:27 <amelia> i dont understand why tje goverment thinks they are more entitled than fam
52:29 <xm> how old is she?
52:36 <nate> 18months younger than me
52:42 <amelia> nate the fuck is wrong with your sis
52:49 <amelia> do you get along with her
53:03 <nate> has a physic hotline addiction
53:15 <nate> i get along with anyone :D
53:16 <amelia> woah
53:18 <xm> it sounds like she's reckless and will lose most of the money
53:46 <amelia> shes desperate
53:47 <nate> shes currently on holidays
53:54 <nate> fiji or something
54:03 Mode: (by bios) -e *!*@*
54:15 Mode: (by Oskar) +e *!*@*
54:16 <nate> had 1000 dollars to spend, spent 300 the night before on phone calls
54:22 <nate> or some such rubbish
54:29 <nate> then asked the parents for money :D
54:31 <nate> haha
54:36 <xm> she could just go on IRC and use !8ball for free
54:41 <amelia> fucking hell
54:43 <xm> silly girl
54:46 <amelia> AHAHAHAA frankeh
55:00 <nate> she has a decent job at customs, but her debts are growing
55:22 <amelia> i never understand addictions
55:28 <amelia> does she have a family of her own
55:44 <nate> i think hes at 60 grand, and shes loaned 30 grand from the parents which wont be paid back
56:06 <nate> once the debt goes past ya salary its hard to have a life
56:29 <nate> unless u borrow more from da parents ;D
56:47 <nate> they are starting to not like her
56:49 <nate> lol
57:20 <amelia> they are jus fueling her addiction
57:21 <xm> the thing is when the parents have no more $$$ left get old guess who gets thrown into an old folks home to get neglected
57:40 <amelia> let her suffer and hit rock bottom so she can pull herself out
58:30 <nate> they are controlling her money, but as soon as she gets it, she spends it
58:30 <xm> she thing is i bet she sees herself as a victim in all of this
58:42 <xm> the*
58:59 <nate> yeah shes on a budget, she would
59:12 <xm> give them an inch they want a mile
59:26 <xm> she needs a commbank dollarmite bank account
59:32 <xm> and the parents give her $1 a week
00:24 <amelia> kangaroo creek gang can help her out
00:37 <nate> shes on depression pills
00:46 <nate> they she says they make her fat
00:51 <nate> then she has a sore knee
00:59 <nate> from being to heavy
01:07 <amelia> is she a bigger girl
01:16 <nate> yeah shes over 100kg
01:28 <amelia> geez
01:44 <amelia> she sounds lost :(
02:03 <nate> she has traveled alot
02:11 <nate> called it life experience
02:20 <nate> im like i call it alot of money :D
02:26 <xm> rich eyes, poor bank account
02:57 <amelia> oh well only she can sort herself out
03:31 <xm> was she all right when growing up together?
03:34 <nate> yeah best off improving ya body, not living while just on holiday ;D
03:36 <xm> she's about your age though
04:01 <amelia> if she lost the weight it would no doubt help with depression
04:02 <xm> it's nice having a sibling around your age
04:10 <amelia> and all the other shit she got goin on
05:22 <xm> it sounds like she has a big case of self-entitlement and victimhood. she needs to mentally connect the dots between where she is now and how to get out of the hole
05:43 <xm> she's probably too focused on the immediate and short-sighted
05:45 <nate> yeah shes funny "D
06:15 <nate> currently she has a guy from work putting the hard word on her
06:28 <nate> yet they had a fling years back
06:34 <nate> now hes married with a kid
06:38 <amelia> does he like her haircut
06:43 <amelia> cos thats important
07:04 <amelia> shes involved with a married man?
07:06 <xm> amelia, what's the shortest you've ever had your hair? ever had the pixie look?
07:06 <nate> and he wants a bit of sexy times, and its morally wrong, so she put a complaint in i guess ;DL
07:15 <xm> i dont know many females that can pull off the pixie look
07:30 <amelia> ahaaaha nuh never a pixie haircut i cant pull that shit off
07:44 <amelia> that pic you saw is prob shortest
07:50 <amelia> jus above shoulders
08:14 <amelia> does she not want the married man then
08:30 <nate> nup her morals have kicked in :D
08:43 <nate> been there done that
08:53 <nate> he wasnt married before tho
08:59 <amelia> ohhhhhhh
09:10 <amelia> ok i thought he was
09:56 <nate> years since they have worked together
10:06 <nate> now shes putting in a complaint ;D
10:35 <nate> yet she had sex with him years ago
10:42 <nate> :P
11:06 <nate> u dont shit in ya own nest ??:PL
11:44 <amelia> bwahahahaha
12:20 <amelia> you kno lots bout your sister
12:29 <amelia> my bros barely kno my address
12:53 <nate> she sobs to my mother about shit, to get money
13:16 <nate> then my mother cries
13:27 <amelia> poor parents
13:27 <nate> what ya gonna do :D
13:38 <amelia> they've done their parenting they should be enjoying life nows
13:48 <amelia> and their money
13:52 <xm> your sister needs to score goals not points
13:59 <nate> lol xm
14:02 <amelia> ahahahahaahahaha
14:04 <nate> not holidays
14:05 <nate> lol
15:49 <nate> shes renting out a unit atm for $430 a week and its small :D
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17:53 <amelia> she gonna keep on askin for $$ cos she never gets denied
17:59 <amelia> why would she stop
19:10 <nate> yeah controlling money doesnt mean give her more
19:24 <amelia> how
19:41 <nate> da parents have control over paying her bills etc
19:47 <nate> giving her money
19:47 <amelia> it jus means shes free to spend her own money she makes on shit
20:00 <amelia> or do they control that too
20:18 <nate> they control it, she spends it, and then they give her their money
20:24 <nate> or she cracks it
20:31 <nate> says shes gonna kill herself etc
20:43 <amelia> fuckin hell
20:55 <nate> any credit cards get spent
21:02 <nate> she even orders more
21:22 <nate> had a credit card turn up at my place and she came in and grabbed it ;D
21:24 <nate> haha
21:34 <amelia> woah
21:39 <nate> "why did they send it here"
21:39 <amelia> shes lost her shit
21:43 <nate> haha
22:12 <nate> yeah give it a couple of years she'll be neck deep in debt
22:43 <xm> in some ways it's better to be addicted to spending money recklessly than being to drugs
23:01 <nate> drugs are harder to get off?
23:28 <xm> your brain and health are more important than your bank balance
23:34 <nate> true
23:43 <nate> make ya look like shadzam ;D
24:02 <nate> 20 years older than what u are ;l
24:06 <xm> you can recover from bankruptcy but someone who's done servo sized bags of ice would never recover
24:16 <xm> lol he goes on about he really looks 25
24:30 <nate> grumpy gramps
24:36 <xm> i dont make fun of him much because he's pretty hilarious
24:49 <xm> he's always got a few golden stories
24:51 <nate> yeah i wouldnt tell him 2 his face;D
24:55 <nate> or screen
24:56 <nate> lol
25:02 <xm> we can gather round gramps as he smokes his pipe and tells a yarn
25:13 <nate> haha
25:22 <amelia> i better get off the gear
25:24 <amelia> if it ages you
25:31 <nate> pot doesnt
25:38 <nate> just makes u paranoid
25:44 <amelia> you'd have to smoke a fuckload then wouldnt you
26:03 <amelia> i think I've only smoked it twice this yr
26:10 <amelia> still such a dirty drug
26:21 <nate> pingers and shit dehydrate you
26:33 <nate> and i dont even know what else
26:43 <nate> brain chemistry goes wack
27:03 <nate> ask shadsam
27:04 <nate> ;D~
27:05 <nate> haha
27:11 <amelia> ahahahah
27:20 <amelia> thats a whole diff level
27:30 <amelia> not good
27:33 <amelia> poor shads
27:40 <amelia> bad decisions
28:26 <nate> alcohol and pot have different effects on people, i think pots banned cause u can wack down 6 buckets in 3 minutes, u tend not to drink that fast
29:02 <amelia> yah people handle shit differently tho
29:10 <xm> so you're straight edge now nate? nothing naughty?
29:15 <amelia> get angry as fuck on alcs but chilled on weed
29:33 <nate> didnt do much naughty anyhowz, never got much into pot, and binge drank on the booze
30:10 <xm> an angry drunk must have some sort of angry reserve. i wonder how some people hide it
30:11 <nate> i could smoke heaps of weed didnt go ohh geez i want more of that :L
30:44 <amelia> i dont think weed generally gives that feeling tho
30:56 <amelia> its not moreish like other drugs
31:10 <nate> my mates all loved it
31:31 <nate> chillin doin some art etc
31:44 <amelia> art/graff
31:54 <nate> nah painting
32:09 <nate> real art
32:10 <nate> hehe
32:33 <amelia> haha
32:35 <nate> he even had an exibition of his work done ;l
32:43 <amelia> aw clever
33:56 <nate> he was my best mate, he was popular with everyone tho
34:06 <nate> nice guy
34:24 <amelia> one of them well liked guys
34:33 <amelia> friendly fellow
34:45 <amelia> me sleepy finally
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34:53 <nate> he was never good at cricket intill i trained him :D
35:09 <nate> then he had his moment and kicked everyones ass at cricket lol
35:25 <nate> confidence boost
35:27 <nate> :D~
37:07 <smashmouse> :)
37:30 <nate> then slinky got his dick sucked!
37:36 <nate> man up!
37:43 <smashmouse> lol
38:10 <smashmouse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFBC8ohhVUs
38:15 <smashmouse> this is what I'm watching
38:22 <smashmouse> such a good film :(
38:45 <smashmouse> :)
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40:54 <nate> mbis0n would say gey!
41:29 <xm> awww youre bringing back the gay vibes
41:42 <xm> for a moment there you were carrying on like a distinguished gentleman
41:56 <xm> im starting to think you're not gay
42:05 <smashmouse> nate?
42:13 <xm> nate
42:17 <smashmouse> dont mind me
43:40 <smashmouse> Love this movie because the writer/director was inspired by mark twains work
43:46 <smashmouse> like huck finn and tom sayer <3
44:51 <nate> im gay as i wanna be!
47:13 * nate jumps all over smashmouse
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49:25 <smashmouse> :P
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06:09 <StrykingX> Lovin the topic haha
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51:57 <+mbison> o.o
53:36 <anotherirc3r> you're free!
53:40 <anotherirc3r> run for it
54:01 <+mbison> form nate?
54:03 <+mbison> from*
54:06 <+mbison> o_0
54:29 <anotherirc3r> yup lol
56:57 <+mbison> o.o
57:40 <+mbison> dunno why his so gay to me
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15:40 <smashmouse> man I had the best sleep
16:04 <+mbison> o.0
16:08 <+mbison> what ya dream about
17:20 <StrykingX> He loves you
17:22 <StrykingX> Lolol
17:32 <smashmouse> im not entirely sure now
17:38 <+mbison> nah, his just being gay around me cause i keep calling him a fag
17:40 <smashmouse> my dreams have layers
17:51 <+mbison> and all his fav sports team fag teams
17:52 <StrykingX> You feed him
17:59 <+mbison> o.o
18:26 <StrykingX> As i said.. You feed hin lol
18:51 <StrykingX> Him toi
19:03 <StrykingX> Too
19:04 <StrykingX> Ugh
19:36 <smashmouse> hahaha
19:39 <smashmouse> i like toi
19:46 <smashmouse> it can be the gay way of saying toy
19:59 <+mbison> o.0, even when i ignore his gayness he'll jsut randomly say soemthing gay with me involved
20:06 <smashmouse> "o sweetums u so toi cunny"
20:20 <smashmouse> who mbison
20:27 <+mbison> nate
20:29 <smashmouse> i remember you, r u from random?
20:32 <smashmouse> ah nate
20:38 <+mbison> nope
20:41 <smashmouse> hmm
20:46 <StrykingX> Hahaha
21:07 <StrykingX> Mbison is nates toi boi
21:14 <smashmouse> lol!
21:19 <+mbison> sif
21:20 <smashmouse> perfectly done
21:26 <smashmouse> ^5 StrykingX
21:33 * StrykingX bows
21:37 <smashmouse> hai faif
21:58 <StrykingX> Oh thweety
22:07 <smashmouse> haha
22:16 <smashmouse> downloaded RUN ALL NIGHT
22:17 * StrykingX does limp wrist 
22:19 <smashmouse> hope this shit is good
22:22 <smashmouse> LOL
24:03 <+mbison> whats it about
24:15 <+mbison> didn't do too well at hte box office
24:23 * shadsam slaps steven_ around a bit with a large trout
25:40 <StrykingX> Nate used to be gay with me too
25:52 <StrykingX> Then I did it back
25:56 <StrykingX> Stopped
31:32 <smashmouse> yeah i dont think it did ay
31:39 <smashmouse> watched GET HARD last night and Mud
31:44 <smashmouse> man get hard was so hilarious
31:50 <smashmouse> haha
32:06 <smashmouse> I cvf doin' the gay shit much now 'cause he does it enough for everyone
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43:25 <smashmouse> wb
43:42 <anotherirc3r> thanks :)
45:12 <smashmouse> :P
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47:15 <+mbison> http://www.zdnet.com/article/piracy-site-blocking-bill-clears-australian-house/
47:21 <+mbison> u gonna get a vpn
37:26 <StrykingX> Already got one
37:41 <StrykingX> Running vpn server along side bnc
39:08 <StrykingX> Easy setup
39:26 <+mbison> oh
39:30 <+mbison> what service u using
39:39 <StrykingX> Amazon
39:58 <StrykingX> First 12 months free
40:01 <+mbison> my bnc is on my rasbperry pi
40:08 <+mbison> ah yeah i heard abou that
40:11 <StrykingX> Nice
40:20 <StrykingX> I still want one
40:27 <StrykingX> Raspberry Pi that is
40:37 <+mbison> yeah theres like a new model out now
40:57 <StrykingX> Another?
41:40 <+mbison> well the raspberry pi 2, was out a few months ago i think
41:42 <StrykingX> Wanna do an install in my car
42:00 <StrykingX> Replace headunit with it
42:09 <StrykingX> Touchscreen etc
42:17 <+mbison> oh sounds good
43:19 <+mbison> isn't amazon a vps
43:23 <StrykingX> Yup
43:37 <StrykingX> Elastic cloud
43:44 <+mbison> its differn to a vpn isn't it
43:57 <+mbison> liek all ur shit isn't encrypted so the gov cna't see shit
43:59 <StrykingX> Only shit bit is dynamic ip
44:12 <StrykingX> Oh it's very encrypted
44:43 <+mbison> ah
44:45 * StrykingX is a retired sysadmin
44:56 <+mbison> i'm just gonna go sign up to one that does all the work for me already
45:01 <+mbison> and get a seedbox as well
45:17 <StrykingX> I enjoy setting my own shit up
45:30 <StrykingX> Tweaking it all to how I want it
45:32 <+mbison> setting up the pi was hard for me, dind't know a thing about linux
45:53 <StrykingX> Linux isn't hard
46:05 <+mbison> it was confusing
46:10 <StrykingX> Debian can be tricky to new users tho
46:19 <+mbison> espeically setting up a webserver and mysql
46:33 <StrykingX> Use yum
46:39 <StrykingX> Or apt-get
46:47 <+mbison> yeah i did, but all the configuration after
46:54 <StrykingX> Does all depending on os
46:57 <StrykingX> Ah
46:59 <StrykingX> Vi
47:01 <StrykingX> Easy
48:14 <+mbison> nah i hated VI, when i found out there was an easier editor i stopped using it
49:02 <smashmouse> man run all night is pretty fucking hardcore
49:23 <smashmouse> this shit directed by Michael Mann in the vein of HEAT would have been classic
49:32 <smashmouse> vain?
49:33 <smashmouse> watev
49:35 <smashmouse> :P
50:10 <StrykingX> Nano?
50:30 <StrykingX> Or did you use some softcock gui editpr
50:32 <StrykingX> Editor
52:52 <StrykingX> VI is easy to use. I to enter edit mode. :wq to save and quit
53:02 <+mbison> nano
56:43 <StrykingX> Acceptable
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16:50 <smashmouse> I cant stand this nicobate gum
16:57 <smashmouse> makes me cough n shit
16:59 <smashmouse> lol
17:06 <smashmouse> fkn irony
17:08 <smashmouse> IN THE ASS :p
19:23 <StrykingX> Who are you anyway
19:43 <smashmouse> pandas
20:10 <StrykingX> Oh right
20:17 <smashmouse> :P
20:19 <Oskarr> slinky_jerkoff
20:32 <smashmouse> you dont have to ask Oskarr :P
20:33 <smashmouse> lols
20:37 <smashmouse> just kiddin man
20:47 <anotherirc3r> do you like anyone Oskarr?
20:47 <StrykingX> Do you jerk men off?
20:48 <smashmouse> i dont want any beef dude
20:51 <StrykingX> :D
20:57 <smashmouse> I jerk me off so yea
20:59 <smashmouse> one man!
21:02 <smashmouse> TWO HANDS
21:09 <smashmouse> Cumming this Summer.
21:12 <StrykingX> Is that all?
21:18 <StrykingX> 3 or gtfo
21:20 <Oskarr> anotherirc3r, I do yes.
21:23 <smashmouse> well if I could use my feet..
21:39 <smashmouse> howcome ur not in my chan Oskarr :(
21:47 <smashmouse> didnt mind u bein there
21:52 <anotherirc3r> amazing
21:56 <StrykingX> He likes you Anotherirc3r :P
22:04 <smashmouse> [19:41] <jorg> only sad part is, i was too frigid back then
22:04 <smashmouse> [19:42] <jorg> so i scored no pussy at all
22:04 <smashmouse> [19:42] <jorg> how much pussy did u get in your younger days?
22:04 <smashmouse> [19:43] <jorg> i smoked a lot of dope and did meth when i left scool
22:04 <smashmouse> [19:43] <jorg> all those drugs turned me into an ugly fuck
22:04 <smashmouse> [19:44] <jorg> so i cant get pussy at all now
22:04 <smashmouse> [19:44] <jorg> i crave for pussy every now and then
22:04 <smashmouse> [19:44] <jorg> but i cant get it
22:04 <smashmouse> [19:44] <jorg> so i just wank it
22:04 <smashmouse> [19:44] <jorg> i mean, wtf else can i do?
22:04 <smashmouse> [19:45] <jorg> do u read me ?
22:11 <smashmouse> rofl
22:32 <StrykingX> Wtf
22:44 <StrykingX> You can be an ugly cunt without drugs loll
22:45 <smashmouse> cunt that was in my chan and melb
22:49 <smashmouse> LOL
22:56 <anotherirc3r> what's your channel?
23:12 <smashmouse> #XboxLIVE it's dead now just me n steven_ lol
23:29 * shadsam slaps steven_ around a bit with a large trout
23:30 <anotherirc3r> StrykingX, he doesn't. and that's fine with me
23:38 <StrykingX> Nawww
23:46 * smashmouse butt punches every trout in the arse
24:14 <Oskarr> Yeah
24:23 <Oskarr> I don't like my lover.
24:52 <anotherirc3r> uh huh
25:06 <anotherirc3r> you especially wouldn't if you met me
25:29 * shadsam slaps smashmouse around a bit with a large trout
25:31 <Oskarr> What makes you think that?
25:43 <Oskarr> No one can see into the future.
26:58 <anotherirc3r> because I'm such a catch darling
27:19 <Oskarr> So i've heard.
27:45 <anotherirc3r> from whom?
28:10 <smashmouse> you gotta stop putting yourself down
28:14 <smashmouse> you're a nice person
28:21 <Oskarr> No one.. I have eyes.
28:28 <smashmouse> n u got a real nice face too
29:01 <anotherirc3r> you haven't seen a picture if me Oskarr
29:30 <StrykingX> She so is a catch
29:33 <StrykingX> :D
29:43 <anotherirc3r> ffs
30:07 <Oskarr> Other people have and they have said many nice things.
30:07 <Oskarr> Such as above.
30:17 <StrykingX> Mwa!
30:39 <anotherirc3r> right
30:52 <Oskarr> left
31:30 <anotherirc3r> StrykingX, not helping dear
32:00 <StrykingX> I've actually met you too.. So my opinion wins :(
32:01 <StrykingX> :) **
32:19 <anotherirc3r> ....
32:29 <anotherirc3r> grrr
32:33 <anotherirc3r> you're deluded
32:37 * StrykingX grins
32:41 <StrykingX> No chancd
32:43 <StrykingX> Chance
32:51 <StrykingX> Fuck I can't type
34:22 <anotherirc3r> meh whatever
34:27 <anotherirc3r> it's nap time
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37:34 * StrykingX yawns 
37:43 <StrykingX> Home in 4.5 hours
37:47 <StrykingX> Feels like forever
43:23 <Oskarr> Females always have this thing about their looks.. anotherirc3r makes it known that she doesn't like what she sees.. but everyone else says different
45:19 <smashmouse> "I'm looking for Lex"
45:33 <smashmouse> "Yeah me too. Lex to be spread!"
45:35 <smashmouse> lols
47:00 <smashmouse> oh it IS Legs woops lol
50:12 <StrykingX> Oskar, women always hate their own appearance
50:33 <StrykingX> I met her the other night.. Pleasing on the eye
00:30 <Oskarr> How I see her is.. she's mature, has a nice nature, caring, understands, shows respect... she's on my wave and i'm sure she's around my age.
00:51 <StrykingX> She is a very nice person in general
02:02 <StrykingX> Women be women though
02:51 <Oskarr> yeah
03:49 <StrykingX> Some of the women on here. If they really are women
04:03 <StrykingX> Act like their shit don't stink
04:05 <smashmouse> LOL
04:09 <StrykingX> Cause of the sausage fest
04:16 <smashmouse> exactly
04:21 <smashmouse> fucking exactly
04:44 <StrykingX> Like that fuckwit babygirl
05:03 <Oskarr> haha
05:19 <StrykingX> Which I'm certain is either male
05:23 <StrykingX> Or a bulldog
05:36 <StrykingX> Or both?
05:49 <Oskarr> I got zlined for asking questions.
06:24 <StrykingX> Yeah.. How dare you verify her story
06:27 <StrykingX> You evil evil man
06:43 <Oskarr> haha yeaah
07:17 <StrykingX> Which server is gremz?
07:25 <StrykingX> Waia or Aura?
08:19 <Oskarr> aura
08:21 <smashmouse> LOL
08:26 <StrykingX> Figured
08:32 <smashmouse> fucking Maurice
08:32 <StrykingX> I kept pinging out on it
08:42 <Oskarr> it's the only one that splits 50 times in a month
08:45 <smashmouse> Mew is one of those horrid irc skanks
09:06 <StrykingX> I haven't had much interaction with Maurice or Mew
09:16 <StrykingX> So I can't comment
09:23 <smashmouse> at least anotherirc3r is a real, normal woman, the stuff Oskarr said
09:23 <smashmouse> and ameilia is cool
09:28 <smashmouse> yeah sall good
09:41 <Oskarr> Maurice is ok.. just the @ power has gone to her head.
09:47 <smashmouse> sezz power trips it
09:49 <smashmouse> yer
09:54 <smashmouse> one day she wasnt in melb
09:55 <Oskarr> She drives a Holden VF GTS
09:58 <smashmouse> next day she was with ops
09:58 <smashmouse> lol
10:15 <Oskarr> Maurice that is.
10:19 <StrykingX> Austnet at its finest
10:23 <smashmouse> LOL!
10:24 <StrykingX> Amelia seems alright
10:38 <smashmouse> so steven comes along and makes a GOOD chan
10:40 <smashmouse> :D
10:43 <StrykingX> Down to earth
10:50 <smashmouse> yea
11:00 <smashmouse> has a good sense of humour too ey
11:04 <StrykingX> Yeah
11:13 <Oskarr> Amelia is funny
11:17 <StrykingX> Only 2 people who fuck me off on here
11:23 <StrykingX> Simba and tisk
11:28 <StrykingX> Rest are ok
11:45 <smashmouse> simba gets on my fkn nerves
11:55 <StrykingX> Incidentally they're both druggies
11:57 <smashmouse> acts like his shit dont stink
11:59 <StrykingX> Go figure?
12:04 <smashmouse> like his druggy shit didnt ruin our irl friendship
12:06 <smashmouse> exactly
12:23 <StrykingX> You were friends irl?
12:26 <StrykingX> Wtf?!
12:31 <smashmouse> yeah back in 2009
12:45 <StrykingX> You poor poor soul
13:00 <smashmouse> it's like i only met mew a few times because my mate
13:09 <smashmouse> so simba comes on here talkin shit about me making it real on irc
13:13 <smashmouse> mew does the same shit
13:21 <smashmouse> never even had a conversation with mew irl
13:22 <StrykingX> If he lived closer, he'd be smacked out at least once by now
13:28 <StrykingX> He's a fuckwit
13:30 <smashmouse> fkn fat druggy bitch
13:35 <smashmouse> same man
13:37 <StrykingX> Mew is fat?
13:45 <smashmouse> I used to want to put a dent in simba bigtime
13:48 <smashmouse> yer
13:51 <Oskarr> I'm past not liking people on here.. all so predictable.. you can bring them down in minutes and there's nothing they can do about it. The @ hat is just a way of them showing they got nothing past their computer.
13:51 <smashmouse> well
13:58 <smashmouse> I'm not giving her shit just to give her shit
14:07 <StrykingX> Na
14:10 <smashmouse> im just saying that she isnt attractive, she's not intelligent
14:25 <StrykingX> She seems to have confidence
14:32 <StrykingX> Most fatties don't
14:48 <smashmouse> i just hope she doesnt get that confidence from irc
15:03 <StrykingX> I bet irl she has none
15:07 <smashmouse> she has more of a problem with me because she's with a guy was doing drugs here
15:18 <smashmouse> and I got pissed off at him and my friend
15:33 <smashmouse> her bf dropped a hot knife on my kitchen floor, didnt know they were doing shit
15:33 <StrykingX> Lol
15:42 <smashmouse> n i smashed my mates glass pipe against the wall
15:47 <smashmouse> told em to get the fuck out or id smash them
15:53 <smashmouse> so they got the fuck out lol
16:08 <smashmouse> and im not lyin
16:19 <StrykingX> Solution: don't smoke shit
16:20 <smashmouse> i dont need to put them down to talk myself up on irc
16:24 <smashmouse> yeah no shit
16:25 <StrykingX> No pipe to break
16:37 <StrykingX> Tada!
16:41 <smashmouse> haha
16:50 <Oskarr> Drugs are bad.
16:54 <smashmouse> ditchin friends that were good ppl before they got into meth is hard
17:08 <StrykingX> They seem to turn half fuckwits into full fuckwits
17:14 <smashmouse> i can hardly stand booze anymore tbh
17:19 <smashmouse> yeah
17:25 <StrykingX> Yeh i don't drink much now
17:35 <StrykingX> Cbf with hangovers
17:40 <smashmouse> i quit for a year and bro seriously it was just too easy
17:47 <StrykingX> Waste of a day
17:52 <smashmouse> i thought id have issues but had none
18:07 <StrykingX> Quitting booze is easy
18:08 <smashmouse> the cigs i cant quit, i been chewing nicobate all day lol
18:49 <smashmouse> bro i made up my mind last night, tomorrow im back on my diet, drinking pots of tea every day like i was last yr
19:11 <StrykingX> Tea is good
19:19 <StrykingX> I enjoy a decent cup
19:41 <smashmouse> sames
19:54 <smashmouse> it's just the constant pissing haha
20:02 <Oskarr> (StrykingX): Mew is fat?
20:04 <Oskarr> yeah
20:06 <smashmouse> i can do a good 4 pots a day
20:09 <smashmouse> lol
20:10 <smashmouse> LOL!
20:13 <StrykingX> Never seen her
20:16 <Oskarr> Her picture was flooded around for months
20:30 <StrykingX> Must've been before I came back
20:40 <Oskarr> Along with all her info
20:47 <StrykingX> I see
22:18 <Oskarr> What's that dickheads name..Ben that's it Ben .. he uploaded a video on youtube of himself riding his push bike from IGA to where he lives
22:37 <StrykingX> Hahaha wtf
22:39 <Oskarr> Look at the street names and that's they live.
22:45 <Oskarr> where*
22:56 <StrykingX> What a dumbcunt
24:05 <smashmouse> hadda piss lol
24:08 <smashmouse> Ben
24:09 <smashmouse> yer
24:26 <smashmouse> I'd love to see that video lol
24:56 <smashmouse> I don't think melb ops realise they've run the chan into the ground, banning everyone they dont like for no real reason
25:02 <StrykingX> Not that it's dangerous on here
25:18 <StrykingX> 7/8th of the people never leave their house
25:23 <StrykingX> Let alone stalk
25:28 <smashmouse> lol
25:40 <smashmouse> Yeah, true i'd rather not know
25:51 <smashmouse> so i wouldnt paste it or some dumbshit just to be a cunt
26:24 <smashmouse> i think it's way too pathetic though, to take real life and twist it
26:43 <smashmouse> come on irc and go behind my back to randoms in chans im not in and spin stories untill everybody thinks this and that of me
26:48 <smashmouse> just so mew gets some giggles
27:39 <StrykingX> Maybe she wants you
27:52 <smashmouse> hahahaha
28:07 <smashmouse> nah she's just young
28:10 <smashmouse> and a chick
28:12 <smashmouse> lol
28:14 <StrykingX> You know.. "hurt the ones you love" etc
28:18 <StrykingX> How old
29:10 <smashmouse> early twenties
29:15 <StrykingX> Ah
29:31 <StrykingX> So the sausage fest suck up
29:31 <smashmouse> honestly I think it's good her and ben met and settled and had a kid and if they are going alright then good on em uno
29:31 <StrykingX> K
29:34 <smashmouse> we're all human
30:18 <StrykingX> Zomg young girl fapfapfap
30:37 <smashmouse> i got a pic of her n ben on my other laptop
30:40 <smashmouse> dunno where
30:49 <StrykingX> Bbl
30:51 <smashmouse> or maybe i deleted it so i wouldnt post it around n act lame
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31:59 <smashmouse> like, Oskarr i dont have a problem with you man and im sorry for pisssin you off dude
32:00 <smashmouse> bbs
04:12 <StrykerX> Hullo
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18:06 <steven_> loooooooooooool
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18:22 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
18:25 <steven_> lool
18:41 <StrykerX> lololololol
18:53 <Oskarr> Looolllllllllll @ Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu
19:45 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/7hwmm7
20:27 <steven_> time for a /close -m
21:13 <StrykerX> You're popular
21:17 <Oskarr> Back in the day
21:18 <StrykerX> So many highlights
21:26 <Oskarr> that was so constant
21:47 <steven_> now its like
21:48 <Oskarr> Youd be clicking off those windows every 2 seconds.
21:52 <steven_> 'omg steven i have seen you videos'
21:58 <Oskarr> hahah
22:00 <steven_> i havnt never made a video
22:20 <steven_> other people record it
22:25 <steven_> and upload it to youtube
22:52 <Oskarr> So it's just audio
23:02 <steven_> its video
23:08 <steven_> but other people record it
23:18 <steven_> when they join my game
23:31 <steven_> so its someone elses gameplay, but with my advertisments
23:41 <steven_> and mod's
26:26 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/7hwo0j
28:02 <Oskarr> I don't think they realise.. you don't spend 24/7 playing games
29:03 <steven_> yeah
29:04 <steven_> [14:27] <LKiiNG> hey bro can u giv me all diamond guns,2.15 K/D, 500 score per minute,and can u get rid off them nucleus and ruthless and unstoppables plz sexy fala
29:25 <steven_> the demands are real
30:40 <Oskarr> ';plz sexy fala'
30:50 <StrykerX> You're in
32:02 Mode: (by steven_) +oooo Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu Oskarr shadsam smashmouse
32:14 Mode: (by steven_) +s
32:26 <steven_> +s secret society!
38:20 <steven_> www.nerdhacks.net goes to the irc now
39:45 <steven_> sweeeeeeeeeeeeet
40:20 <smashmouse> brotek!!!
40:24 <smashmouse> ty for ops :P
40:29 <smashmouse> like ma new nick nugga?
41:30 <steven_> haha
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43:03 <smashmouse> :D :D :D
44:22 <smashmouse> lol quit msg
44:27 <smashmouse> i was like wtf
44:31 <StrykerX> Oskar is popular
45:22 <steven_> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
45:36 <steven_> wont be long
47:12 <steven_> /timer 0 1 //sockwrite -n * join #nerdhacks
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48:29 <steven_> hawhawhaw
48:59 <StrykerX> Back in a couple of hours
51:02 <steven_> fuck
51:14 <steven_> computer froooooooooze
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04:39 <smashmouse> `topic PETER PIPE PICKED A PECK OF DICKS
04:43 <smashmouse> oh dang
04:52 <smashmouse> `topic PETER PIPE PICKED A PECK OF PICKLED DICKS
04:58 <smashmouse> put that in topic weerrd :D
07:34 Mode: (by steven_) +o smashmouse
07:35 <steven_> go on
12:11 <smashmouse> `topic PETER PIPE PICKED A PECK OF PICKLED DICKS
12:19 <smashmouse> `topic PETER PIPER PICKED A PECK OF PICKLED DICKS
12:24 <smashmouse> DAMMMIT
12:25 <smashmouse> lolz
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30:50 Mode: (by steven_) +o anotherirc3r
34:22 <anotherirc3r> thanks :)
35:46 <steven_> no problems mayyyyyte
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45:31 <anotherirc3r> hello lover
46:01 <Oskarr> Hey lover :)
46:11 Mode: (by steven_) +o Oskarr
47:10 <Oskarr> How was your nap?
47:29 <anotherirc3r> lovely! though I think I overdid it
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48:44 <anotherirc3r> sure it'll help with the beauty sleep though
48:44 <smashmouse> ehehe
48:50 <smashmouse> sexi amelia man killa
48:51 <anotherirc3r> meelzy!
49:06 <amelia> hey ders slinks and nony
49:10 <amelia> wot up playahs
50:24 <Oskarr> Yeah, sleep is important.. not enough of it you get more tired.. 10 hours they say.
50:43 <amelia> 10 hrs is oversleep
50:47 <anotherirc3r> just had a nap hun. yourself gorjuz?
51:05 <amelia> jus did some shopping now jus chillin with pup
51:22 <amelia> I'm jealous you get to nap wahhhh
52:01 <anotherirc3r> shopping?
53:06 <anotherirc3r> what shopping is this?!
53:11 <amelia> yah i get bored and go shopping
53:20 <amelia> clothes shoes anyfink haha
53:28 <amelia> i gots new boots!
53:38 <anotherirc3r> ooooh awesome
53:41 <anotherirc3r> ankle ones?
54:25 <amelia> nah mang
54:27 <amelia> kneeeeeeee
54:35 <anotherirc3r> ooooohhh
54:38 <amelia> i got heaps of ankle booties for work
54:38 <anotherirc3r> sexai
54:44 <anotherirc3r> pic?
55:04 <amelia> they black ones otay yip i take pic aftah!
55:15 <amelia> wif a heel :)
55:30 <anotherirc3r> ooohhhh
55:37 <anotherirc3r> needs a heel
55:46 <anotherirc3r> the flat wants look weird
55:48 <anotherirc3r> ones
56:04 <amelia> yah i reckon too
56:09 <amelia> never a fan of flats
56:50 <amelia> i gots a cute lil blue dress too
57:02 <anotherirc3r> ooooohh what sort?!
57:14 <amelia> i been lookin for sleeved dresses but they all ugly :( do you have a lot of em in melb
57:43 <anotherirc3r> too many sleeved dresses but they are old lady style
57:49 <amelia> kinda short dresses but wif long arm sleeve thingies whatever you call em
57:59 <amelia> yah all fuckin old no cute sexy ones
58:18 <amelia> bahhhh
58:29 <anotherirc3r> I just want sleeveless ones
58:41 <anotherirc3r> and put a cardi over them
58:51 <anotherirc3r> they look so much prettier
59:46 <amelia> i jus not a fan of cardi
59:54 <amelia> hmm hang on i show you one of mine
00:02 <amelia> i gonna take pic hold ups
00:06 <anotherirc3r> like I have really summery ones but they don't suit in this weather
00:10 <anotherirc3r> oooh okay
00:21 Mode: (by steven_) +o amelia
00:25 <steven_> make sure your in it
00:31 <steven_> ill tag spanishguy in it
00:43 <anotherirc3r> haha
03:05 <smashmouse> fkn nxtdoor
03:11 <smashmouse> ha some cunt stayin with him
03:26 <smashmouse> disobeys fkn rules
03:32 <smashmouse> i thought id trained him by now lolz
04:20 <anotherirc3r> trained him?
06:22 <amelia> bwahahah spanishchorizo only has spanish eyes for nony
06:53 <anotherirc3r> not if you send him a pic meelz
06:56 <anotherirc3r> hawt stuff
08:49 <anotherirc3r> I blame Oskarr for my current obsession with savage garden
08:50 <amelia> i aint takin pics wif me in em
08:53 <amelia> fuck that
09:02 <anotherirc3r> why not?!
09:18 <amelia> http://m.imgur.com/r4d3sqx
09:22 <anotherirc3r> you'll disappoint the guys
09:24 <amelia> dis one i got today for works
09:40 <amelia> simple but cute right
10:30 <anotherirc3r> yup I like the flare
11:25 <smashmouse> trained ye
11:28 <smashmouse> like manipulated
11:32 <smashmouse> to correct his behavior
11:44 <smashmouse> otherwise i was going to lose my shit with him
12:25 <anotherirc3r> why? what did he do?
12:25 <smashmouse> but this dude he has stayin with him, I met, he says is homeless atm and there's a reason guys like that're fuckin' homeless yo
12:42 <smashmouse> oh he was disrespectful a few times dw
12:50 <steven_> kick his teeth out
12:54 <smashmouse> lol bro
12:58 <steven_> spinning back kick
13:00 <steven_> to the throat
13:01 <smashmouse> id love to break his back like bane
13:03 <smashmouse> hahahaha
13:08 <smashmouse> he's a shitkicker
13:08 Mode: (by steven_) +o aliasd
13:13 <anotherirc3r> bane!
13:18 <smashmouse> and he said he's on housing trust level 2 now
13:22 <smashmouse> houseing trust lol
13:37 <steven_> whatever that means
13:40 <smashmouse> hope they put him priority 1 soon so he can move out
13:45 <steven_> centerlink pro
13:51 <smashmouse> oh he'd rather be in a housing trust house the dickhead
14:02 <smashmouse> I don't think he has a firm grasp on reality
14:59 <amelia> http://m.imgur.com/DPJNekz
15:07 <amelia> nony do you like or nuh
15:22 <amelia> long sleeve dresses always look shit on rack but better on body
15:27 <Oskarr> Yeah.. just blame me.. I got good taste in music.
15:57 <anotherirc3r> not sure about the colour but the design is nice
16:42 <amelia> yah bit boring colour
17:23 <anotherirc3r> Oskarr, modest bish
19:04 <Oskarr> [Kylie Minogue & Jason Donovan - Especially For You] - (3:58/128kbps)
20:11 <anotherirc3r> why do guys message me? it's not like my nick screams female
20:23 <anotherirc3r> should be worse for you meelz!
20:24 <steven_> you dont like it ?
20:38 <smashmouse> mmm baked beans
20:39 <smashmouse> lolz
20:44 <smashmouse> when u cbf cookin
20:45 <anotherirc3r> I usually just pretend I'm a gay guy
20:56 <anotherirc3r> but sometimes it's annoying
21:11 <amelia> ahahahaa cos its a chat line ya dorkette :P
21:24 <steven_> i get guys messaging me all day long
21:31 <steven_> even guys pretending to be girls
21:40 <Oskarr> We were talking about this before
21:55 <steven_> oh
22:00 <Oskarr> Back in the day.. youd get 789347893478934 of the fuckers.
22:05 <steven_> ahhaha
22:07 <anotherirc3r> how many messages do you get meelz?
22:45 <amelia> hmm not heaps, jus the ones i talk to regularly
22:52 <amelia> and spanish when he want me to tell you he loves you
23:12 <amelia> evert now and then a random creep but not a lot
23:31 <smashmouse> im a gay girl
23:33 <smashmouse> tee hee
23:34 <anotherirc3r> too sexai for them
24:11 <amelia> and sometimes shteven when hes stoned and wants someone to go church wif him
24:33 <anotherirc3r> haha
25:15 <Oskarr> [Savage Garden - Truly madly deeply] - (4:37/128kbps)
25:58 <anotherirc3r> I was listening to that before!
26:08 <anotherirc3r> giving the neighbours a headache
26:30 <amelia> its soso cold in perf
26:32 <Oskarr> tehe :)
26:33 <smashmouse> lol
26:45 <amelia> but prob nothin like melb haha
26:56 <Oskarr> You call that cold?
27:07 <amelia> are you in perth too osks
27:14 <amelia> it freezing
27:20 <Oskarr> I was
27:35 <amelia> now where
27:42 <Oskarr> Perth will never be cold like Melbourne
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28:14 <amelia> never say never
28:18 <amelia> its natemannnng
28:21 <anotherirc3r> he came here to stalk me meelz
28:43 <amelia> you love it nony
28:48 <nate> slide down the bean stalk!
28:54 <anotherirc3r> natey! you sexy beast
28:56 <amelia> you want more of the osks lovin
29:05 <anotherirc3r> lol
29:13 <Oskarr> I like winter cause it snows here... West, South and East of the state.. it's great
29:23 <nate> ohh Oskarr is a snuggler
29:30 <amelia> i miss snow
30:09 <anotherirc3r> I want to go to the snow
30:17 <anotherirc3r> like properly
30:36 <Oskarr> Mt Hotham is the highest
30:44 <amelia> i look at my snow pics like 4x a week
30:49 <amelia> cos im a loser
30:49 <Oskarr> Falls Creek, Mt Buller
31:06 <nate> ohh amelia u have fans
31:08 <anotherirc3r> aww meelzy
31:33 <amelia> snow is so much better than perth
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32:32 <nate> mabye if u have a hunky man to snuggle like mbis0n
32:50 <nate> maybe i always type it wong ;D
32:54 * nate wong!
33:15 <amelia> i have puppy to snuggle
33:42 Nick: mbis0n is now known as mbison
33:46 <anotherirc3r> or squish you
33:56 <amelia> ahahah
34:10 <amelia> wouldn't have it any other way
34:14 <nate> wanna be my puppy mbison?
34:24 <nate> wooooot
34:26 <mbison> fag
34:34 <anotherirc3r> your doggy is adorable meelz
35:04 <aliasd> anyone here into ircds?
35:09 <amelia> i have so many pics of my exs nipples
35:28 <amelia> like when i jus take zoomed in pics wifout him knowing
35:30 <nate> aliasd no i only like men ;l
35:36 <amelia> fuckin hell like 50+
35:39 <aliasd> haah wat
36:02 <nate> men men men manly men men
36:08 * nate fartz
36:36 * aliasd plays the lumberjack song for nate 
36:54 <nate> i had some hot chips the other night, went straight thru me, fuckin old man :D
36:54 <mbison> no way nate's really a poof, his just doing it to annoy ppl on here
36:56 <mbison> o_0
37:05 <mbison> he loves the mature ladies
37:14 <nate> mature like 18?:)
37:18 <aliasd> I believe in nate's gayness rainbow fairy life!
37:26 <smashmouse> lol
37:27 <anotherirc3r> ircds?
37:31 <aliasd> daemons
37:31 <smashmouse> `op nate mbison
37:34 <aliasd> irc servers
37:43 Mode: (by smashmouse) +o nate
37:44 <aliasd> trying to work out what to do with anonirc.org
37:45 <anotherirc3r> ahh
37:48 Mode: (by smashmouse) +o mbison
38:12 <nate> words are only words people, when i climb into mbisons racing car bed its a different story :O
38:22 <nate> wOOpie!
38:56 <mbison> o.0 stop pretending to be gay you hetrosexual man
39:25 <nate> protendang!
39:49 <anotherirc3r> pretendong
39:52 <amelia> http://m.imgur.com/iJctZx2
40:00 <amelia> is this not the best spot for a pub
40:07 <smashmouse> hm
40:08 <amelia> right at the bottom of the mountain
40:19 <smashmouse> i wana see the bottom of your mountain!
40:21 <smashmouse> :o
40:24 <smashmouse> nuh he DID!
40:29 <mbison> nah, too cold
40:30 <mbison> o_0
40:35 <nate> rather look at porn amelia ;D
40:35 <mbison> sif be outside in the snow
40:42 * nate falls over
40:46 <aliasd> This looks bad.
40:52 * aliasd goes to almost QLD
41:26 <aliasd> If I go to actual QLD they try and jail me.
41:52 <amelia> SLINKS!!
41:58 <nate> i have been watching golan the insatiable ;l
42:00 <amelia> of course be outside
42:04 <amelia> in snow
42:10 <amelia> wot is point of not being in the snow
42:15 <mbison> its cold tho o.o
42:29 <aliasd> I'd rather snow than sleet
42:32 <aliasd> or frost
42:39 <anotherirc3r> smack slinky for being a naughty boy
42:40 <smashmouse> snow is awesome!
42:48 <smashmouse> yea
42:52 * smashmouse smacks slinky
42:56 <smashmouse> take that slinky.
43:08 <Oskarr> It's not cold if you are wearing thick/warm clothes... big jackets, thick socks.. you wouldn't know it;s cold
43:30 <nate> http://cdn1-www.craveonline.com/assets/uploads/2015/05/Golan-the-Insatiable-poster.jpg
44:01 <anotherirc3r> mmm.. love my trackies
44:03 <Oskarr> sleet is bad on windy days
44:05 <amelia> yah exactly
44:16 <amelia> you dress for the snow and you wanna be in it
44:19 <amelia> http://m.imgur.com/HOj4Dmg
44:22 <amelia> soso pretty
44:27 <nate> i wouldnt mind getting my legs tanned :D
44:28 <mbison> nate download "ronal the barbarian"
44:30 <mbison> shits pretty funny
44:33 <nate> tan bed baby!
44:34 <Oskarr> Smack you in the face.. your face is frozen and sore
45:20 <Oskarr> As for snow.. well that's just different.. powdery snow is like fairy floss
45:22 <smashmouse> wat da
45:25 <smashmouse> where is this amelia
45:37 <smashmouse> that pic
45:41 <amelia> whistler
45:43 <amelia> canada
46:21 <nate> downlading my mbison!
46:24 <smashmouse> oh fk yea
46:40 <smashmouse> fk me the friend from gilmore girls that is now so fat in mike n molly
46:49 <amelia> ahahahahaha
46:49 <smashmouse> didnt remember she was so think
47:03 <smashmouse> thin*
47:03 <amelia> yes!!! i seen her other day on gilmore girls
47:06 <smashmouse> haha
47:06 <nate> i got something thick for u smashmouse
47:07 <amelia> was like wtf
47:11 <mbison> lol he watches gilmore girls
47:17 <smashmouse> howcome u r posting pics of canada?
47:18 <mbison> nate u hetrosexual
47:20 <smashmouse> gilmore girls rocks
47:27 <nate> mbison what u wanna make out!
47:38 <nate> i am dinosexual
47:46 <smashmouse> lol
48:24 <amelia> to show the pretty snow
48:43 <nate> http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/hanna-barbera/images/7/7e/Dino-barney-rubble-steak.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131009192327
48:50 <nate> this is when i see mbison
49:02 <amelia> here's your vegas nate http://m.imgur.com/YFfpBaf
49:21 <mbison> nate, who would bang, wilma or betty
49:28 <anotherirc3r> aww pretty
49:30 <amelia> betty
49:36 <mbison> yep betty was a babe
49:38 <mbison> o.o
49:42 <nate> amelia inside would be best, add some boobies man boobies ;D
49:49 <amelia> ahaahha
50:58 <nate> mbison i dont find cartoon characters sexy unless its hentai
51:05 <nate> they do it soo well ;D
51:08 <amelia> fuck that
51:08 <mbison> o.0
51:14 <amelia> i had biggest crush on megaman
51:33 <steven_> aliasd
51:50 <mbison> o.o did u fantasize about him
52:00 <mbison> me it was chun li
52:08 <mbison> nate, how many gigs of hentai u got
52:11 <amelia> wot about sailor moon
52:24 <mbison> nate has One Piece hentai
52:30 <mbison> ohh yeah sailor moon
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52:42 <mbison> had a thing for venus and mars
53:07 <amelia> mars was blurb haired dork one
53:10 <amelia> blue
53:20 <amelia> she was crap like blue power ranger
53:25 <amelia> no one like him
53:28 <steven_> amelia got her creepy pm for the day!
53:38 <amelia> touch dix yo
53:48 <mbison> o.o who was the blue one
53:51 <nate> what did it say i wanna snow blow?
54:02 <amelia> i thought mars was blue
54:22 <mbison> wan'st she mercuy
54:23 <nate> red planet no?
54:25 <mbison> shti i'll google it
54:32 <amelia> ohhhh
54:44 <mbison> yeah mercury was the blue hair one
54:47 <mbison> mars was the black hair one
54:49 <amelia> maybe mars was other long haired blondey
54:53 <amelia> ohhhhhhh
55:01 <mbison> blonde hair was venus
55:02 <mbison> o.0
55:12 <mbison> i guess u weren't a big fan of sailor moon
55:19 <amelia> nuh not massively
55:29 <amelia> preferred samurai pizza cats
55:42 <aliasd> heya steven_
56:14 <anotherirc3r> I liked super yes
56:17 <anotherirc3r> -yes
56:20 <anotherirc3r> Ted
56:24 <anotherirc3r> stupid phone
56:25 <mbison> samurai pizza cat was aight o.0
56:26 <amelia> yes!!!
56:29 <amelia> and spotty
56:35 <mbison> sialor moon was better casue htey were in mini skirts
56:39 <amelia> such a worrier
56:46 <anotherirc3r> lol mbison
56:47 <amelia> yah they had cute outfits
56:52 <anotherirc3r> they did!
56:55 <mbison> heh super ted, that show waas good
57:06 <mbison> abc had some great afternoon shows
57:13 <mbison> i got season 2 of aroudn the twist
57:15 <amelia> mos def
57:17 <amelia> ohhhhh
57:17 <mbison> had a thing for that lind atwist
57:22 <mbison> o.o
57:28 <mbison> linda twist*
57:51 <amelia> i fuckin hated that cabbage patch episode tho
57:59 <nate> mbison is getting freaky!:)
58:04 <mbison> o.o
58:11 <mbison> what was that one about, babys growing out of?
58:16 <amelia> yes!
58:25 <amelia> worst ever
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58:47 <mbison> o.o
58:47 <anotherirc3r> creepy
58:50 <mbison> cna't remember it
58:57 <anotherirc3r> they were ugly too
59:05 <anotherirc3r> green monster things
59:09 <amelia> creepy as fuck
59:09 Mode: (by steven_) +o StrykingX
59:18 <StrykingX> Cheers cuz
59:19 <mbison> theres this show i really liked it was MOT, can't seem to find much info about that show, wanted to download it
59:26 <mbison> a mosnter in the closet
59:27 <amelia> mot?
59:30 <amelia> OHHHH
59:31 <StrykingX> Snoko then an hour drive home -.-
59:37 <amelia> I KNOW THAT ONE
59:49 <StrykingX> Smoko too
00:07 <anotherirc3r> monster in closet?!
00:09 <amelia> are you sure its called thay to
00:09 <anotherirc3r> no idea
00:15 <mbison> T_T wish they sold dvd of these show
00:15 <amelia> that tho
00:20 <anotherirc3r> reminds me of trapdoor
00:27 <amelia> dont you open that
00:29 <amelia> TRAPDOOR
01:17 <anotherirc3r> cause there's somethin down there!
01:22 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSh-v6nMSVw
01:24 <mbison> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mot_%28TV_series%29
01:27 <amelia> ahahahahha
01:45 <nate> full movies on youtube mbison
01:51 * nate droolz
01:57 <amelia> oh i think I'm thinkin of aa diff one then
02:01 <amelia> i dunno mot
02:06 <mbison> o.o
02:26 <anotherirc3r> me either
02:34 <mbison> http://www.ellipsanime.com/Video/flv/MotVF.flv.jpg
02:37 <mbison> dis
02:38 <steven_> shhhhhhhhhhhpanish
02:56 <nate> chick at the start is hotter than taylor swift easy mbison
03:11 <amelia> bwhaahahaha
03:13 <anotherirc3r> reminds me of Aaaah! Real Monsters
03:30 <mbison> hehe yep
03:31 <amelia> itkis and crumb were so cute
03:40 <anotherirc3r> yes!
03:40 <amelia> holding his lil eyeballs up ahah
04:01 <mbison> aaah real monter, hey arnold, rug rats and rockos modern life
04:06 <anotherirc3r> oblina and the gromble were my favourite though
04:21 <amelia> ahahahaahahaah yes rocko!
04:21 Quit: shadsam ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
04:24 <anotherirc3r> ahhh the nostalgia!!!
04:32 <amelia> I'm gonna find my fave ever hey arnold part
04:39 <amelia> it gets me in fits every time
04:40 <steven_> cartoons suck
04:46 <mbison> nate u hetrosexual, she aight but no taylor swift
04:57 Kick: steven_ was kicked by amelia (My)
04:57 Join: steven_ ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
05:01 <amelia> my
05:03 <mbison> which part o.o
05:06 <amelia> wtf is my
05:10 <steven_> you suck
05:11 <steven_> =p
05:13 <amelia> hang on i gonna find it on YouTube
05:17 Mode: (by amelia) +o steven_
05:20 <steven_> shanks!
05:31 Kick: amelia was kicked by steven_ (Your)
06:11 <steven_> ......
06:33 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
06:36 <steven_> loooooool
06:42 <steven_> did u join or do you have auto invite on?
06:43 <mbison> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BmmHCBDIUAA2sBo.png nate your favourite character
06:53 <amelia> Oh what
06:56 <amelia> i got kicked
06:57 <amelia> ahahaha
07:00 <amelia> invite on i thinj
07:08 <amelia> mbison and nony https://youtu.be/7PgdOTZSqbk
07:16 <nate> shadzam is my favourite character ;l
07:16 <anotherirc3r> don't ruin hey Arnold for us
07:18 <anotherirc3r> geeez
07:19 <steven_> hahahaah
07:47 <nate> arnold makes me soft
07:57 <steven_> didums
08:02 <nate> flaccid nate no good!
08:09 * nate falls into hell
08:09 <amelia> i have no idea why it makes me laugh so much
08:17 <steven_> cartoons suck!
08:19 <amelia> play ball play ball play ball play ball play ball
08:23 <amelia> shteven
08:30 <amelia> want a slit neck m8?
08:36 <steven_> :~(
08:39 <Oskarr> http://imgur.com/SrwmyK4
09:06 <steven_> is that what you banging anotherirc3r in ?
09:07 <amelia> you took a photo in the future
09:28 <amelia> is dat snow
09:37 <Oskarr> yeah
09:45 <amelia> where bouts
10:12 <steven_> what sand is really white
10:14 <steven_> that
10:19 <Oskarr> Mt Macedon
10:25 <steven_> ;]
10:30 <amelia> bwahhaahahah steveb
10:32 <amelia> dick
11:58 <mbison> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zch-CGnH9c
12:32 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
13:06 <amelia> i seen on fb this pic how guys these days all have haircuts like phil haha
13:14 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
13:50 <amelia> the parents were definite stoners
14:05 Mode: (by steven_) +o nate
14:16 <steven_> i have the jail cut
14:33 <nate> amelia has the hot gym girl cut
14:59 Join: smashmouse ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
15:05 <amelia> nuh i got made fun of remember
15:08 Quit: smashmouse ([email protected]) Quit: It's alright Sir I'm not black. No I'm the new black, we run slow, we jump low we swim good and we shop at Gap and I make the white folk proud and I holds down their ladies. I DICK EM DOWN.
15:19 <amelia> dyke cut
15:27 Join: smashmouse ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
15:41 <nate> any news is good news "}
15:47 * nate spanks smashmouse!
15:48 Mode: (by steven_) +o smashmouse
16:01 <nate> has amelia been naughty?
16:08 <nate> no ops for her :D
16:11 <amelia> ?
16:12 <nate> i knew it!
16:21 <amelia> i always in trouble
16:21 <nate> IIIII DOUBLE DECKER KNEw it!
16:22 Mode: (by steven_) +o amelia
16:35 <steven_> im stoned
16:42 <steven_> hard to see when im squinting
16:48 <amelia> I'm surprised
16:53 <nate> steven is tisk tonight
16:56 <steven_> na
16:58 <nate> he fried
17:02 <steven_> i fried
17:02 <amelia> he wishes
17:11 <steven_> /\/\
17:19 <steven_> / | \
17:21 <steven_> / | \
17:30 <steven_> /_|_\
17:39 <steven_> its a chicken
17:43 <steven_> nar
17:49 <steven_> but i got a really good one if u wanna see it?
17:53 <amelia> that is mos def not a chicken
18:15 <steven_> hahah
18:17 <anotherirc3r> lol
18:18 <steven_> i was being tisk
18:41 <anotherirc3r> maybe if you're high it looks like one
19:22 <smashmouse> the prime minister looks like he is related to bruce jenner
19:26 <amelia> http://mcbeardo.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/5mueller-pink-tuna-n-01.jpg
19:30 <smashmouse> i smell a trannnnnsexy
19:33 <amelia> dis is a chicken
20:01 <mbison> is dat nate
20:18 <amelia> i typed naked chicke into google images and thats one of the pics that come up
20:36 <mbison> heh
20:42 <steven_> / \ \ / \
21:35 <amelia> slinks wot does a trannnnsexy smell like
21:43 <steven_> | | \ | |
21:43 <steven_> | `. | | :
21:51 <amelia> i fucked yo pic up
21:56 <amelia> suckahh
22:15 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/7hxxng
22:16 <anotherirc3r> haha
22:43 <steven_> ` | | \| |
22:43 <steven_> \ | / / \\\ --__ \\ :
22:44 <steven_> bish
23:06 <Oskarr>                                                               
23:07 <Oskarr>                                                               
23:43 <steven_> \ \/ _--~~ ~--__| \ |
23:43 <steven_> \ \_-~ ~-_\ |
24:12 <StrykingX> Looks retarded on mob lol
24:43 <steven_> \_ \ _.--------.______\| |
24:43 <steven_> \ \______// _ ___ _ (_(__> \ |
25:29 <anotherirc3r> agreed
25:43 <steven_> \ . C ___) ))))))) (_(____> | /
25:43 <steven_> /\ | C ____)/ )) ()____> |_/
26:11 <StrykingX> Steven
26:21 <StrykingX> Rampage shortly
26:39 <StrykingX> Be there or be banned
26:43 <steven_> / /\| C_____) ))| .()__> / \
26:43 <steven_> | ( _C_____)\______/..// _/ / \
27:43 <steven_> | \ |__ \\_)))))))_// (__/ |
27:43 <steven_> | \ \____) `---- --' |
27:50 <StrykingX> Fail
28:33 <mbison> doesn't work on certain fonts o.0
28:43 <steven_> | \_ ___\ /_ _/ |
28:43 <steven_> | / | . .| \ |
29:05 <mbison> nate you hetrosexual , u watching the footy
29:43 <steven_> | | /. .. . .\ \ |
29:43 <steven_> | / / | ... . . | \ |
30:43 <steven_> | / / \__/\___/ | |
30:43 <steven_> | / | | | |
31:43 <steven_> | | | | | |
31:55 <nate> steven stop posting selfies
32:12 <StrykingX> He's watching the men jump each other
32:22 <StrykingX> Or "tackling"
32:37 <nate> mbison nah im watching ronaldo the barbarian
32:43 <steven_> | | | | | |
32:43 <steven_> | | | __ | | |
33:37 <mbison> ronal u hetrosexual
33:43 <steven_> | | (/--\) | |
33:43 <steven_> | | __ | |
33:52 <mbison> that invisible paint part on that movie is funny as shit
33:57 <mbison> steven_ is lagging bad
34:10 <anotherirc3r> stahp phteven
34:43 <steven_> ( ) ( )
34:43 <steven_> \ / _ | |
34:50 <smashmouse> funniest shit ever http://www.wsbtv.com/news/ap/top-news/rachel-dolezals-world-crumbles-after-racial-identi/nmdYq/
35:36 <StrykingX> Steven
35:43 <steven_> | | | |
35:43 <steven_> | | , | |
35:54 <StrykingX> Don't make me come over again
36:43 <steven_> _| |_ _| |_
36:43 <steven_> || || || ||
36:48 <mbison> i can make out the image now
36:54 <mbison> its the goatse guy
37:38 <Oskarr> You can't really lag on these AustNet servers.. you can paste 90 lines and not lag/flood off.. but that's only on 1 server.. the rest are more tighter.. 5 lines or someshit.
37:43 <steven_> || || || ||
37:43 <steven_> || ||_/\/\___ . ___/\/\_|| ||
38:00 <mbison> oh
38:17 <aliasd> 5 lines 4 seconds I think
38:20 <aliasd> flood linit
38:43 <steven_> || | --------\ . / --------| ||
38:43 <steven_> || |__________| |__________| ||
38:49 <anotherirc3r> explains why I got killed for flooding the other week
39:10 <Oskarr> 90 lines and no lag
39:11 <Oskarr> 90 lines and no lag
39:11 Kick: Oskarr was kicked by bios (flood)
39:11 <!Oskarr> 90 lines and no lag
39:12 Join: Oskarr ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
39:12 <Oskarr> 90 lines and no lag
39:12 Kick: Oskarr was kicked by bios (flood)
39:13 Join: Oskarr ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
39:13 <Oskarr> 90 lines and no lag
39:14 <Oskarr> 90 lines and no lag
39:14 Kick: Oskarr was kicked by bios (flood)
39:14 Join: Oskarr ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
39:27 <aliasd> autorejoin is handy
39:27 <Oskarr> Still here.
39:33 Mode: (by nate) +m
39:43 <steven_> |||-----------------| () |----------|-----|||
39:43 <steven_> |-------------------- -------------------|
39:57 <aliasd> plz no more goatsecx
40:00 Mode: (by anotherirc3r) +o Oskarr
40:11 Mode: (by nate) -m
40:16 <Oskarr> Thanks lover
40:40 <anotherirc3r> you're welcome sweetheart
40:43 <steven_> -=================== ==================-
40:45 * nate blushes 4 u guys ;l
40:50 <aliasd> \;,._ _,,-
40:51 <aliasd> \`;, `-._ _..--'''```--.._ __.-',;(
40:51 <aliasd> \ `;, `:. , ;. . :' .;` /
40:51 <aliasd> ; `;;, .: :. ,;;` /
40:57 <aliasd> \ ';/ \:: : . ::/ \;` ;
40:58 <aliasd> ).' __.._` '_..__ `./
40:58 <aliasd> /< \\ /I`, ,'I\ // >
40:58 <aliasd> /\ `;-7/_\ -- /_\7-;' /\
41:05 <aliasd> //. `"':" ;; ":`"' /\
41:05 <aliasd> |/ . .:' __..__ `. \|
41:05 <aliasd> /\|: ./. `=_ _=' .\ |/\
41:05 <aliasd> /:(/::. \/ .::\) /
41:12 <StrykingX> Fuck up with ascii shit
41:14 <aliasd> ////=-v-'`-v-=\\\\
41:14 <aliasd> ///`Nx_\;;/_xN'\\\
41:14 <aliasd> / / `"w==w"' \ \
41:14 <aliasd> / \
41:20 <Oskarr> dhdggn
41:21 <Oskarr> njfnj
41:21 <Oskarr> cbfnjzf
41:36 <StrykingX> Such timing :)
41:40 <aliasd> haha yea
42:32 Join: exem ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
43:50 Quit: StrykingX ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
44:12 <amelia> flamin hexagon
44:31 <exem> Flamin galahs
44:39 <exem> Strewth
44:44 <anotherirc3r> haha
44:53 <anotherirc3r> flamin yahoo
45:10 <amelia> ahaha
45:14 <amelia> wot up frankeh
45:27 <exem> On da bus
45:33 <exem> U
45:44 <amelia> @ da house
46:14 <exem> The amelia sanctuary
46:24 <exem> Relax
46:43 <amelia> you ridib the 889
46:47 <amelia> ridin
46:52 <exem> Nah 354
47:06 <exem> Do you know it
47:15 <amelia> no sir
47:20 <amelia> mirrabooka?
47:25 <exem> Yes
47:37 <amelia> oh wow i do know it ahah
47:44 <exem> But i get off at morley drv
48:07 <amelia> are you all rugged up
48:13 <amelia> its cold
48:25 <exem> Yep
48:33 <anotherirc3r> go visit meelz and warm her up
48:38 <anotherirc3r> be a gentleman
48:45 <exem> Ah fuck left me umbrella
49:12 <exem> Ill go over and steal your umbrella
49:30 <amelia> i aint got no umbrella
49:35 <amelia> I'm raw like that
49:46 <exem> Better not rain in the morn
50:31 <exem> You dont need an umbrella coz ur really a duck
50:36 <exem> Quack
50:42 <amelia> you're onto me
51:00 <smashmouse> ontop
51:00 <StrykerX> amelia: Do you do duckface photos? :/
51:02 <smashmouse> of
51:04 <smashmouse> hot
51:08 <smashmouse> hahaha
51:11 <amelia> no
51:15 <StrykerX> Good
51:22 <StrykerX> Then I can continue to be respectful
51:33 <amelia> smiles are prettier
51:55 <StrykerX> True that!
52:35 <exem> Resting bitch face is a great form of birth control
52:51 <amelia> but i dont really smile in photos either
52:55 <amelia> photos are so awkward
53:07 <exem> Same
53:11 <amelia> like you jus meant to fake smile for a couple seconds
53:17 <amelia> I DONT KNOW WOT TO DO
53:26 <exem> Keep it reel ameel
53:34 <amelia> werd frankeh
54:00 <smashmouse> i like smiles
54:12 <StrykerX> I don't smile much in photos
54:18 <smashmouse> same
54:19 <StrykerX> Then people tell me off.
54:33 <StrykerX> "You should smile!" etc
54:36 <amelia> yah
54:47 <amelia> but it feels awkward right
54:50 <Oskarr> [Madonna - Crazy for You] - (4:04/128kbps)
54:50 <StrykerX> Yup
54:55 <StrykerX> Don't like forced smiles
55:01 <StrykerX> Genuine or gtfo
55:13 <amelia> werd
55:52 <StrykerX> You're alright, amelia. You're in the "do not deliberately piss off" list nowl.
55:55 <StrykerX> -l
56:37 <amelia> yah i am pretty joy
56:46 <anotherirc3r> yay Madonna
56:57 <anotherirc3r> meelz is lovely
57:02 <amelia> madonna is tokens fave wank material
57:08 <amelia> material girl
57:21 <StrykerX> lol
57:27 <StrykerX> Wanking over Madonna
57:34 <StrykerX> Didn't know he was 12.
57:38 <amelia> he loves it
57:42 <anotherirc3r> ugh
57:48 <anotherirc3r> just ruin the song for me
57:55 <anotherirc3r> thanks guys
57:56 <smashmouse> i yet to see amelia pic
57:56 <StrykerX> Haha
57:58 <smashmouse> so for now
58:04 <smashmouse> i think she is kate beckinsale ;)
58:09 <amelia> bwahahahahahahahah
58:10 <smashmouse> OH MA GOSH R U RLY?
58:13 <amelia> i wish
58:14 <smashmouse> autographz!
58:16 <smashmouse> lel
58:20 <amelia> she has pretty teeth
58:32 <anotherirc3r> meelz is a sexy beast
58:37 <anotherirc3r> I'd turn for her
58:46 <StrykerX> Pix or it's lies
59:36 <smashmouse> she said she thinks the best part of her body is her vagina
59:40 <smashmouse> that is some damn claim that!
59:41 <amelia> osks will get jelly if you say things like that nony
59:50 <amelia> kate beckinsale said that?
00:00 <mbison> o.o dam she must have a nice pussy
00:05 <anotherirc3r> lol meelz
00:18 <StrykerX> smashmouse: Who said that?!
00:33 <amelia> wot about lana del ray saying her pussy taste like pepsi cola ahhhaa
00:55 <anotherirc3r> yum
01:28 <smashmouse> ye amelia she did lol
01:33 <smashmouse> ewww
01:36 <amelia> bwahahaagah
01:38 <amelia> confidence
01:42 <smashmouse> yer but sticky pepsi fanny flaps lol
01:48 <amelia> bwahahahhaha
01:50 <smashmouse> lol
01:52 <StrykerX> LOL
02:00 <amelia> apparently her bf told her that her pussy taste like pepsi cola
02:01 <StrykerX> Without stickiness that'd be pretty cool
02:05 <amelia> so she put it in her song
02:15 <StrykerX> Did he say that just after having a drink?
02:16 <amelia> called "cola"
02:35 <StrykerX> NOOOO
02:38 <StrykerX> I just remembered
02:46 <StrykerX> Was ment to grab beer on the way home! :(
02:58 <amelia> https://youtu.be/PCAaLGg5twY
03:04 <amelia> your life is over
03:15 <StrykerX> It so is!
03:21 * StrykerX stares out over the ocean
03:48 <smashmouse> why sing about ur pussy anyway
03:49 <smashmouse> lol
03:50 <anotherirc3r> hmmm..
03:53 <smashmouse> fk has this world come to
04:02 <StrykerX> smashmouse: Sex sells man
04:10 * anotherirc3r pushes StrykerX into the ocean
04:13 <smashmouse> at least mickey avalon my dick is a funny as shit song
04:16 <anotherirc3r> hope you can swim love
04:18 * StrykerX drowns
04:21 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
04:31 <smashmouse> my dick, larger than the chargers, the whole team, your dick look like you're fourteen!
04:32 <anotherirc3r> well, then you've got bloody anaconda
04:33 <amelia> slinkys pussy taste like mi gorenf
04:39 <smashmouse> LOL
04:50 <amelia> ahahahahahahhahaahhaahahhaha i made myself laugh then
04:50 <anotherirc3r> yum
05:13 <StrykerX> Was gonna talk in Melbourne
05:15 <amelia> i like the like something like your dick look like mccaully culkin
05:18 <StrykerX> Then I saw simba type
05:21 <amelia> bwhahahaahga
05:21 <StrykerX> :/
05:55 <anotherirc3r> and this stopped you?
05:57 <amelia> aw simbie is joy
06:02 <StrykerX> Yup
06:04 <smashmouse> LOL
06:06 <StrykerX> He's too much of a fuckwit
06:10 <smashmouse> lol StrykerX
06:13 <StrykerX> Cbf
06:14 <smashmouse> ^5
06:31 <smashmouse> kate hasnt dissed me yet, i dont think she knows its me lol
06:31 <anotherirc3r> never talked to him
07:22 Join: shadsam ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
07:28 * shadsam slaps steven_ around a bit with a large trout
07:34 <shadsam> hi peeps
07:38 <anotherirc3r> hai shads
07:42 <smashmouse> BM is the only person ino on irc that srsly holds a grudge
07:45 <shadsam> heya
08:01 <StrykerX> BM is a snooty nosed dickhead
08:07 <StrykerX> He's ALMOST as bad as simba
08:09 <smashmouse> told me in another chan that he would give me shit as long as we're on irc because I gave him some crap yrs ago in adelsa chan
08:11 Mode: (by steven_) +oo exem shadsam
08:12 <shadsam> whos bm
08:14 <smashmouse> lol
08:15 * steven_ slaps shadsam around a bit with a large trout
08:18 <smashmouse> brit meat
08:21 <smashmouse> lol
08:21 <StrykerX> British^Meat
08:23 <shadsam> gday stevo
08:32 <shadsam> ;0000
08:32 <anotherirc3r> you people all hold grudges
08:42 <StrykerX> I do.
08:44 <anotherirc3r> I don't hate anyone enough yet
08:44 <StrykerX> I don't deny it.
08:51 <amelia> i dont hold grudges on here
08:57 <amelia> jus ppl i dislike
09:08 <smashmouse> this will be the only surviving austnet chan LOL
09:14 <amelia> kate the main one
09:16 <StrykerX> Till Lwax finds it
09:27 <StrykerX> She'll dissolve it
09:53 <amelia> dissolve ma fist in yo face
09:56 Quit: exem ([email protected]) Connection closed
10:09 <steven_> she came here a few weeks ago
10:14 <StrykerX> That's kinda hot
10:15 <steven_> a big fight was reported to #asd
10:18 * StrykerX gets moist
10:19 <steven_> haahahah
10:33 <shadsam> hi Amelia
10:34 <shadsam> xd
10:40 <amelia> they report fights on here?
10:45 <amelia> sup shads
10:46 <steven_> constable glenn and lwaxana from austnet police department
10:50 <shadsam> smokin
10:52 <amelia> bwahahahahahah
10:54 <smashmouse> LOL
10:56 <amelia> Who's fight
10:57 <shadsam> lol
11:01 <smashmouse> and Bonny
11:02 <StrykerX> Glenn is ASD?
11:04 <smashmouse> ircops
11:06 <steven_> yeah
11:09 <smashmouse> that will watch every chan
11:11 <StrykerX> Wow..
11:14 <smashmouse> and if u talk about them come in the chan
11:16 <smashmouse> lol
11:22 <amelia> are you joking
11:27 <smashmouse> i was in cats and posted Shadowlurkers fb
11:28 <amelia> do they really take it that serioua
11:33 <smashmouse> and none of them were in there
11:35 <steven_> /msg asd listadmin glenn
11:36 <steven_> AHAHAH
11:39 <steven_> he has so much power
11:41 <smashmouse> and sezz got bonny to look at the chan
11:43 <steven_> look at his level 10
11:43 <smashmouse> n i got z lined
11:51 <smashmouse> so i fkn stayed off
11:53 <smashmouse> remember steven_
11:58 <smashmouse> n u made nerdhacks
12:23 <smashmouse> b4 that but told me to come in there etc
12:25 <amelia> wot was the fight about bwahaha
12:38 <amelia> someone stole someones nick
12:55 <steven_> na
13:01 <steven_> it was that night u said u never see me angry
13:02 <steven_> ahahahaha
13:04 <steven_> when i wasnt angry
13:09 <amelia> AAHAHAHAAHHAHA
13:18 <amelia> see you were antsy
13:23 <steven_> nar
13:26 <amelia> i see thru you shteven
13:27 <steven_> u were all uptight
13:29 <steven_> was making me made
13:30 <amelia> when you are upset
13:34 <amelia> when you are angry
13:39 <amelia> when you are uptight
13:48 <amelia> i kno you like de back of my hand m8
14:27 <smashmouse> lol
14:31 <smashmouse> ANTSY
14:44 <smashmouse> "he's antsy that's his way"
15:08 <amelia> he was so angry that night slinks
15:11 <amelia> and now i kno why
15:25 <amelia> crankypanties indeed
15:48 <smashmouse> ye u keep talkin bout panties ima lay nate flat on my bed
15:55 <smashmouse> all looks the same tummy down ;)
15:56 <StrykerX> steven_ wears panties? :o
16:05 <StrykerX> smashmouse: You fuck trannies?
16:10 <amelia> nathaniel would adore that
16:11 <StrykerX> Chicks don't have balls mate..
16:13 <smashmouse> LOL
16:21 <StrykerX> Least not the ones I know.
16:23 <smashmouse> i didnt think that far ahead
16:26 <smashmouse> :o
16:44 <smashmouse> i wonder if dudes get off on ball sacs banging
16:51 <StrykerX> You tell me..
16:52 <smashmouse> id watch two lions do it
16:55 <StrykerX> You do it. :P
16:59 <smashmouse> they got round nuts like tennis balls
17:08 <smashmouse> laughin at animals havin sex is ok.
17:12 <StrykerX> You'd be nate's dreamboat
17:16 <StrykerX> Talking balls nonstop
17:16 <smashmouse> lol!
17:27 <smashmouse> "He's a dreamboat, I'd cook him a roast!"
17:36 <smashmouse> that's classic aus chick talk ay
17:42 <StrykerX> loll
17:49 <smashmouse> what boat bitch why a roast wtf
17:52 <StrykerX> You want a roast?
17:55 <smashmouse> lol
18:06 <smashmouse> "i'd let him and his mates spitroast me"
18:09 <smashmouse> more like it ;)
18:17 <StrykerX> You said it bro.
18:26 <amelia> i dont know any girls that would say that
18:27 <smashmouse> ive only come close to spit roast
18:28 <amelia> bwahahahhah
18:31 <amelia> wtf
18:37 <anotherirc3r> umm
18:42 <StrykerX> Come or cum?
18:49 <smashmouse> doin my fk friend from behind on the side layin side to side
18:51 <amelia> who says dreambot
18:53 <smashmouse> while she sucked my best mate off
18:54 <smashmouse> lols
18:58 <StrykerX> Dreambot
18:59 <StrykerX> lol
19:04 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
19:07 <smashmouse> hahaha
19:11 <amelia> Worst at typing on phone
19:13 <smashmouse> we hi fived a couple times
19:19 <smashmouse> during
19:57 <StrykerX> So.. Your mate is getting sucked off
20:00 <StrykerX> And you're close to him?
20:05 <StrykerX> :/
20:14 <smashmouse> i was on the other side of her
20:20 <smashmouse> takin her from behind
20:25 <StrykerX> lol
20:30 <StrykerX> I'll sit on my hands now
20:35 <smashmouse> LOL!!!!!!!
20:37 <anotherirc3r> omg
20:54 <anotherirc3r> why do guys like that?
20:56 <smashmouse> the funniest ever right omgosh
21:07 <StrykerX> I don't quite get it tbh
21:15 <smashmouse> this chick i fucked infront of a mate once, with my other mate at the time she went skiing on us
21:18 <StrykerX> You're basically standing opposite another guy watching him get off
21:22 <smashmouse> and we took turns fingerin her n that
21:29 <smashmouse> n then i notice blood goin down to my elbow
21:31 <smashmouse> FKN PERIOD
21:33 <smashmouse> WTF
21:35 <StrykerX> LOL
21:36 <StrykerX> Owned!
21:40 <smashmouse> i had almost my whole hand inside her
21:43 <smashmouse> LOL owned bigtime
22:09 <anotherirc3r> wtf
22:12 <anotherirc3r> sick dude
22:15 <smashmouse> LOL
22:20 <StrykerX> lolol
22:29 <smashmouse> not as bad as fingerin ur x gf in the car when she on her period
22:39 <StrykerX> Messy car:/
22:46 <smashmouse> then when the girls r dropped off, shovin ur finger in ur mates face and he almost crashed the car
22:47 <smashmouse> LOL
22:57 <amelia> slinks is now known as bloodboy
22:57 <anotherirc3r> dude!!
23:01 <anotherirc3r> no!
23:12 <StrykerX> LMFAO
23:16 <StrykerX> You sick fuck
23:18 <smashmouse> kk im done lol
23:26 <smashmouse> im 32 yrs old i got more
23:28 <smashmouse> !
23:29 <StrykerX> Yeah, go fap in the corner
23:29 <smashmouse> haahaha
23:33 <smashmouse> LOL!
23:48 <anotherirc3r> no
23:50 <anotherirc3r> no more
24:00 <anotherirc3r> keep it to yourself!
24:00 <smashmouse> k
24:08 <StrykerX> He's one handed now
24:11 <StrykerX> So it might slow down
24:21 <anotherirc3r> tmi
26:42 <shadsam> STEVO
26:45 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/analoguechurch/scientifix-original-mix
26:45 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/analoguechurch/seven-suns
26:45 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/analoguechurch/draculas-bloody-vampires-rip-christopher-lee
26:46 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/analoguechurch/scientifix-original-mix
26:46 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/analoguechurch/seven-suns
26:47 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/analoguechurch/draculas-bloody-vampires-rip-christopher-lee
26:47 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/analoguechurch/phantom-rising-original-mix-free-dl-hd
26:47 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/analoguechurch/rave-domination-welcome-to-los-santos-original-mix-hd
26:48 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/analoguechurch/star-wars-fusion-x-hd
26:48 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/analoguechurch/phantom-rising-original-mix-free-dl-hd
26:48 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/analoguechurch/rave-domination-welcome-to-los-santos-original-mix-hd
26:49 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/analoguechurch/star-wars-fusion-x-hd
26:49 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/analoguechurch/phantom-rising-original-mix-free-dl-hd
26:49 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/analoguechurch/rave-domination-welcome-to-los-santos-original-mix-hd
26:50 Kick: shadsam was kicked by bios (flood)
26:50 <!shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/analoguechurch/star-wars-fusion-x-hd
26:58 <steven_> lol
27:11 <smashmouse> lol StrykerX true
27:12 Join: shadsam ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
27:20 <shadsam> SOME tracks bro
27:21 <StrykerX> Sick fuck
27:26 <smashmouse> nothin worse than wearin out one arm
27:32 <shadsam> lol
27:39 <anotherirc3r> ...
27:42 <StrykerX> Swap then man
27:45 <StrykerX> Problem solved
27:47 <shadsam> hi stryker n smashmouse
27:48 <anotherirc3r> k this has gotten weird
27:51 <shadsam> hi stryker n smashmouse
27:56 <StrykerX> Hi shadsam
27:59 <StrykerX> Sup bro
28:01 <shadsam> hey m8
28:08 <shadsam> watching cops
28:56 <smashmouse> lol
29:02 <shadsam> o,o
29:06 <smashmouse> anotherlevel weird!
29:15 <anotherirc3r> yeah you are!
29:41 <StrykerX> shadsam: smashmouse is looking for wanking tips
29:45 <StrykerX> Got any for him?
30:16 <shadsam> no
30:17 <amelia> finger da butt
30:21 <smashmouse> lolz
31:06 <StrykerX> He does
31:11 <StrykerX> That's why he types so slow
31:13 <StrykerX> When doing it
31:20 <amelia> BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
31:30 <amelia> pinky in da botbot
31:50 <StrykerX> Pinky? He's a thumb man
32:02 <smashmouse> LOL
32:14 <shadsam> `op
32:53 Mode: (by amelia) +o shadsam
33:04 <shadsam> thankies Amelis
33:06 <shadsam> xx
33:11 <smashmouse> hmm
33:20 <smashmouse> gotta fk wit network
33:21 <smashmouse> bbs
33:35 <anotherirc3r> what's that code for?
34:03 Quit: smashmouse ([email protected]) Quit: It's alright Sir I'm not black. No I'm the new black, we run slow, we jump low we swim good and we shop at Gap and I make the white folk proud and I holds down their ladies. I DICK EM DOWN.
34:17 <StrykerX> His bf is on his way
34:19 <StrykerX> Oh too late
38:13 Join: xm ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
39:26 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/analoguechurch/candy-j-wm-lil-teaser-mix
39:32 <shadsam> xm chk that out
39:45 Mode: (by shadsam) +o xm
39:49 <StrykerX> I wanna know what love isssssssssss... I want you to show meeeeeeeeeee
39:52 Mode: (by shadsam) +v amelia
39:56 Mode: (by shadsam) +v anotherirc3r
40:01 Mode: (by shadsam) +v shadsam
40:10 <+shadsam> hehehehehe
40:15 <+shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/analoguechurch/candy-j-wm-lil-teaser-mix
40:29 Join: eric ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
40:29 Quit: shadsam ([email protected]) EOF from client
41:04 Quit: eric ([email protected]) EOF from client
41:52 Join: shadsam ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
42:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/analoguechurch/candy-j-wm-lil-teaser-mix
42:05 <shadsam> ch it out
42:30 Join: smashmouse ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
42:44 <smashmouse> ahh better
42:57 <smashmouse> PETER PIPER PICKED A PECK OF PICKLED DICKS!
45:26 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
47:00 <shadsam> AMELI OP ME PLEASE DARLIN
47:31 Mode: (by StrykerX) +o shadsam
47:39 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
47:39 Mode: (by StrykerX) +o smashmouse
47:43 <shadsam> Thankyou strykerX
47:46 <shadsam> CHAMPION
47:50 Mode: (by StrykerX) +o anotherirc3r
47:50 <shadsam> LEGEND
47:56 <StrykerX> No probs
47:59 Mode: (by shadsam) +v StrykerX
48:03 Mode: (by shadsam) +v anotherirc3r
48:08 <+anotherirc3r> thanks :)
48:09 Mode: (by shadsam) +v shadsam
48:23 <+StrykerX> No probs
48:37 <+anotherirc3r> what did you do StrykerX?
48:47 <+anotherirc3r> you champion/legend
48:50 <smashmouse> LOL
49:01 <+StrykerX> I showed him something not many get to see
49:17 <smashmouse> ahaha
49:28 <+anotherirc3r> show
49:32 <smashmouse> will ferrall goin face first into a dick
49:38 <smashmouse> is somethin i will never forget seeing
50:23 <+StrykerX> You've seen uit too anotherirc3r
50:28 <+StrykerX> It*
50:36 <+anotherirc3r> have I?
50:58 <+StrykerX> Yes
51:30 <smashmouse> it's a trap!
51:34 <smashmouse> lol
51:46 <+StrykerX> You jelly?
51:49 <+StrykerX> :>
51:57 <smashmouse> yup!
52:16 <+anotherirc3r> I want to knowww
52:32 <+StrykerX> Me op'in people :D
52:45 <smashmouse> lol!
53:31 <+anotherirc3r> sif
54:26 Join: TokenDaRing ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
54:38 <+StrykerX> Watch thn..
54:43 <+StrykerX> Then*
54:50 Mode: (by StrykerX) +o TokenDaRing
54:50 <smashmouse> http://tv.bamargera.com/twins-are-usually-related-but-not-in-this-case/?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=buffer&yquqemEbAQFs07gS.01
54:51 <TokenDaRing> watch what?
55:00 <smashmouse> where's our dopplegangers
55:10 <smashmouse> el
55:13 <+StrykerX> Me op someone which was you
55:15 <+StrykerX> lol
56:40 <+anotherirc3r> heya Token
56:50 <smashmouse> man this will be such a sick game
56:51 <smashmouse> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXU5k4U8x20
56:57 <smashmouse> Star Wars BATTLEFRONT
57:02 <TokenDaRing> looks like starwars
57:05 <TokenDaRing> just in BF
57:05 <smashmouse> the multiplayer looks sick
57:06 <TokenDaRing> big deal
57:12 <+StrykerX> Melbourne is boring
57:14 <TokenDaRing> BF is boring
57:18 <smashmouse> it's a remake of the original game
57:21 <+StrykerX> Full of NRL commentating
57:30 <smashmouse> lol picard
57:35 <smashmouse> ahaha
57:58 <TokenDaRing> pigtard
58:41 <steven_> [18:20] <tisk> 1 cone left lol
59:08 <TokenDaRing> rofl
00:13 <TokenDaRing> lol tisk quit
00:41 <steven_> hahaha
00:51 <steven_> 'not again'
00:56 <Oskarr> Hes been bonging on sinse 4 am.
01:00 <TokenDaRing> rofl
01:17 <TokenDaRing> he's probably yelling at his neighbours "I CAN HEAR YOU LISTENING TO ME! FUCK OFF DOG CUNTS!"
01:30 <+StrykerX> Yup
01:39 <+StrykerX> "fucking austnet!!"
01:47 <smashmouse> hahahahahahahahaha
01:57 <+anotherirc3r> ooohh bring Picard here
02:03 <TokenDaRing> didn't he think that people were trading drugs over austnet
02:08 <TokenDaRing> and lived next to him
02:20 <TokenDaRing> and were trying to kill him or something?
02:22 <+StrykerX> He thinks my mate lives next door
02:50 <smashmouse> lol
03:15 <TokenDaRing> he's paranoid about arabs too
03:42 <+StrykerX> Let's just cut the bullshit
03:48 <+StrykerX> He's paranoid about everything
03:49 <smashmouse> hahaha
03:53 <TokenDaRing> lol true
03:56 <smashmouse> him and Loof should hang out
03:58 <TokenDaRing> cops, doctors
04:03 <TokenDaRing> people who walk past
04:12 <TokenDaRing> "They want to fuck on my bed!"
04:13 <smashmouse> remember Loof sayin' that he wears sunnies on the bus so he can watch people to see if they are watching him
04:14 <smashmouse> LOL
04:17 <+StrykerX> Birds in the trees
04:28 <smashmouse> BIRDS GOT EYES BRO
04:30 <+StrykerX> Sounds like Loof
04:37 <smashmouse> hahaha
04:45 <TokenDaRing> reminds me of TNT
04:59 <smashmouse> i bet since i seen simba he's been shut inside so long his long hair now makes him look like cousin it
05:01 <TokenDaRing> that bloke who thinks he got beat up and carted off to an army base and someone put implants in his nose
05:11 <smashmouse> LOL!
05:31 <+StrykerX> simba is prolly as paranoid as chris
05:38 <+StrykerX> Just not as vocal about it
06:27 <smashmouse> I think about myself, and it goes as such. At least I have OCD and thus a legit excuse to be severly anxious at times, even paranoid.
07:04 <smashmouse> ergo why im afraid to try drugs again, stopped smoking my neighbours weed after I had a panic attack
07:39 <+StrykerX> Do others fuck on your bed?
07:53 <smashmouse> oh bro nobody but me has fucked on this mattress
07:58 * smashmouse doesnt have a bed base yet
08:09 <smashmouse> it cost me too much to ever let neone fk on it but me
08:18 <+StrykerX> You're living junkie style?
08:21 <+StrykerX> Mattress on floor?
08:31 <smashmouse> yer I cant decide
08:42 <smashmouse> im terrible with deciding for long term investments, besides this couch
08:47 <smashmouse> fell in love wit str8 out
08:52 <+StrykerX> What's simbas real name? Is it simba?
08:59 <smashmouse> really want a good strong japanese um
09:09 <smashmouse> thingo style, very low to the ground
09:13 <smashmouse> nah Jono
09:17 <+StrykerX> Yer I'm not a fan of buying shit long term
09:24 <smashmouse> some big long greek surname i forget
09:29 <smashmouse> yeah man
09:38 <smashmouse> i regret not buying the fridge i wanted haha
09:38 <xm> Simbayarkis
09:44 <smashmouse> yer
09:49 <xm> im joking
09:52 <smashmouse> Simbalikkadylakis
09:54 <smashmouse> lol
10:10 <xm> that cant possibly be his surname
10:15 <smashmouse> terrible house manners that one
10:25 <+StrykerX> No surprise
10:26 <+StrykerX> At all.
10:26 <+amelia> terrible
10:47 <smashmouse> my neighbour, his place is a bit messy right but he is fkn str8 up gentleman while hes inside lol
10:55 <smashmouse> not the fkwit neighbour nxtdoor
11:01 <smashmouse> fk his abo friend better not steal shit
11:02 <smashmouse> LOL
11:07 <smashmouse> IM NOT RACIAL PROFILING
11:20 <smashmouse> just both fkn druggies
11:33 <smashmouse> who the fuck gets excited about being on housing trust priority 2?
11:45 <xm> smashmouse is white, in his 30s, drives a white van and probably has a rottweiler
11:52 <smashmouse> HAHAHA
11:52 <xm> and male
12:07 <smashmouse> and secretly hides his Jewish identity
12:08 <smashmouse> ;)
12:14 <smashmouse> and shaves his red hair off
12:31 <+StrykerX> Jew?
12:33 <+StrykerX> Fuck off cunt
12:37 <smashmouse> lol
12:44 <xm> it is very likely that he will revisit the scene of the crime several times, possibly putting his nuts on the crime scene over and over again to relive the moment
12:45 * StrykerX spits
12:49 <smashmouse> jew fuck off!
12:58 <smashmouse> LOL!
13:05 <smashmouse> dippin dem nuts
13:22 <smashmouse> saucin up them nuggets
13:27 <smashmouse> I blame xm.
13:52 <+StrykerX> Homo
16:37 <xm> where's nate. he opened up to us last night. he typed for hours without one mention of gay sex
16:54 <xm> we may never seen this again for a long time. or never
17:32 <smashmouse> true
17:44 <smashmouse> in your words he was a true gentleman
17:46 <+StrykerX> Hope it was logged
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18:33 <xm> in PM he's quite different. he keeps telling me how insecure he feels with a lingerie model girlfriend. ask amelia, i bet he does it to her too
18:45 <smashmouse> whut!
19:18 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by anotheri_)
19:22 Mode: (by steven_) +o anotheri_
19:32 Nick: anotheri_ is now known as anotherirc3r
19:34 <+amelia> yah he said her beautiful bosoms intimidate hin
19:35 <mbison> nate only pretends to be a homo
19:37 <mbison> o_0
19:43 <+amelia> and thats why he has gay tendebc2
19:49 <+amelia> tendencies
19:51 <+StrykerX> Why would he complain?
20:00 <+StrykerX> Oh right
20:03 <+amelia> because he feels inferior
20:06 <+StrykerX> You're in mbison
20:26 <mbison> nah o.0 his into mature ladies
20:34 <xm> his parents are devout Brazilian Catholics. they would both jump off a cliff holding hands if he came out
20:40 <smashmouse> tendebc2
20:40 <smashmouse> lol
20:43 Mode: (by shadsam) +v anotherirc3r
20:45 <smashmouse> soz
20:46 <+amelia> bwahahahahahhahaa
20:47 <steven_> mature ladies
20:48 <steven_> as in
20:48 <smashmouse> not sorry btw :P
20:49 <mbison> his brazilian? o_0
20:51 <steven_> GRANNYS
20:53 <+anotherirc3r> I miss all the good stuff
20:56 <+amelia> it was pretty close tbh
21:03 * shadsam slaps xm around a bit with a large trout
21:04 <TokenDaRing> I think Joshua needs to come out
21:04 <+anotherirc3r> stupid connection
21:10 <smashmouse> lol!
21:14 <mbison> nate likes the roast beef curtinas
21:15 <+amelia> joshjewa
21:21 <steven_> ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
21:23 <smashmouse> oh you gone done it now amelia
21:26 <smashmouse> steven
21:30 Mode: (by shadsam) +v steven_
21:31 <smashmouse> pull out yo dick again bro!
21:32 <smashmouse> ;)
21:36 <+steven_> haahahhahaaa
21:37 <smashmouse> hahahahahahaha
21:39 <smashmouse> lolz
21:45 <+shadsam> lol
21:53 Nick: smashmouse is now known as AmeliasLittleHelper
21:55 <AmeliasLittleHelper> ahahaha
21:56 <+shadsam> https://www.spinninrecords.com/talentpool/analoguechurch/track/details/5910
21:57 <+steven_> agagagagagaga
21:59 <+shadsam> stevo
22:00 <AmeliasLittleHelper> rofl
22:01 <+amelia> bwhahahahahahahahahaaa
22:04 <+shadsam> chk that link
22:07 <+steven_> k
22:08 Nick: AmeliasLittleHelper is now known as smashmouse
22:12 <+shadsam> please vote for me bra
22:28 <+StrykerX> I'm lost
22:30 <+StrykerX> :/
22:31 <+steven_> do i have t sign up ?
22:35 <+shadsam> no
22:42 <+shadsam> dont think
22:43 <+anotherirc3r> same here
22:44 <+shadsam> so
22:46 <+shadsam> xd
23:04 <+steven_> i have to login to something
23:08 <+steven_> like facebook or somthing
23:13 <xm> did you feel OCD and had to make the song stop at 7min exactly
24:45 <+steven_> wont let me votwe
24:48 <+steven_> but im listening
24:51 <+steven_> if that means anything!
24:52 <+steven_> :}
26:18 <+amelia> no
26:23 <+amelia> it means fuck all steven
26:34 <+anotherirc3r> baha
26:55 <+steven_> WUT
27:13 <+steven_> WUT YA TALKN BOUT GURL
28:37 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: remember when Picard admitted he wanted to meet unique when she was 16?
28:55 <+StrykerX> Yeah
29:01 <+StrykerX> It's on twitter lol
29:15 <TokenDaRing> he loses it if you bring it up lol
29:19 <+steven_> how old is picard?
29:55 <+StrykerX> <Picard> Bastardly_One why are u tryng to defend the fact i wanted to meet unique when she was 15
30:14 <+anotherirc3r> unique is purdy :)
30:20 <+StrykerX> Love it. Didn't like B1 helping him
30:35 <TokenDaRing> picard is llike, 46 or something
30:46 <+steven_> haha
30:57 <smashmouse> lolol!
31:04 <smashmouse> pinky dick
31:09 <+steven_> him glen and lwaxana should hook up
31:19 <+steven_> be a dust storm
31:23 <+StrykerX> LOL
31:25 <+StrykerX> Yup
31:52 <+steven_> chuck b1 in the mix
32:12 <+StrykerX> Weed n dust
32:14 <smashmouse> lol
32:17 <smashmouse> n Loof
32:28 <smashmouse> now that's a bag of mixed lollies!
32:37 <+steven_> loof is paranoid
32:58 <+steven_> i joined every channel on austnet one day i was bored
33:02 <+steven_> he banned me from his channel
33:12 <+steven_> so i spent the rest of the day loading proxys and joining back
33:13 <smashmouse> lol
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36:41 Mode: (by steven_) +o xm
37:34 <smashmouse> wOOOOOOOO
37:50 <smashmouse> took down a fucken jet in bf4 headin for our fast attack craft
38:14 * shadsam slaps aliasd around a bit with a large trout
38:19 Mode: (by shadsam) +v aliasd
38:41 <TokenDaRing> ROFL
38:42 * anotherirc3r pats smashmouse
38:43 <TokenDaRing> Chris learnt to shave
38:43 <+anotherirc3r> well done dear
38:44 <TokenDaRing> https://scontent-hkg3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10410709_1651858261716282_4048744751319848910_n.jpg?oh=06633c3d3473ad587a4231866b84d5b2&oe=55F9F431
39:13 <+StrykerX> Who the fuck is that?
39:14 <+StrykerX> Tisk?
39:34 <+anotherirc3r> and people wonder why others are paranoid about sending pictures
40:07 <smashmouse> anotherirc3r
40:11 <Oskarr> LOOK AT ME I HAD CONES SINSE 4AM
40:11 <smashmouse> check out ma skillz http://1drv.ms/1JTy4GI
40:12 <smashmouse> ;)
41:03 <TokenDaRing> yeah its tisk
41:21 <+StrykerX> Least he tidied up
41:26 <TokenDaRing> no one cares Josh
41:29 <TokenDaRing> BF4 is a shit game
41:34 <+StrykerX> Even if he's baked as
41:35 <+steven_> hahahaahaha
41:48 <+steven_> how old is tisk
41:50 <TokenDaRing> he needs a decent haircut too
41:52 <+aliasd> hello shadsam
41:54 <TokenDaRing> steven_: he's 36
42:02 <+steven_> he needs to iron his forehead
42:08 <+anotherirc3r> you nerd smashmouse!
42:16 <+StrykerX> He'd scrub up of if he got off the weed.
42:25 <+StrykerX> Of = ok
42:32 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: but then he'd open his mouth
42:36 <TokenDaRing> and you'd just have slurring
42:50 <TokenDaRing> once you're so fucked up you slur that bad, there's no real going back
43:05 <smashmouse> token relax dude
43:20 <+anotherirc3r> be nice Token
43:29 <TokenDaRing> anotherirc3r: yes we know you like Tisk
43:40 <TokenDaRing> you're the only person on this server aside from Lwaxana who does
43:52 <TokenDaRing> and for very good reason, as you'll find out in time
44:23 <+anotherirc3r> well, good. in the meantime perhaps you can stop insulting him?
44:27 <TokenDaRing> yeah no
44:50 <TokenDaRing> at this point, we can just agree to disagree
45:08 <+anotherirc3r> sigh
45:20 <TokenDaRing> you've known Chris for how long?
45:23 <TokenDaRing> a week or two?
45:48 <+anotherirc3r> I don't dislike you Token so this makes it difficult
46:29 <TokenDaRing> well talk to me after you've learnt what he's really like
46:37 <TokenDaRing> burnt hand learns best, I suppose
46:42 <smashmouse> me?
46:48 <TokenDaRing> nah Josh
46:52 <TokenDaRing> you're bloody harmless
46:54 <smashmouse> oh
46:57 <smashmouse> lol ok
47:00 <+steven_> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
47:23 <+anotherirc3r> I'm sure you'd love to educate me nonetheless
47:29 <TokenDaRing> nope
47:32 Quit: shadsam ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
47:50 <TokenDaRing> you've been told why he's a bad egg, but your fault if you won't listen
48:19 <+anotherirc3r> because he takes drugs and doesn't work?
48:24 <+anotherirc3r> what a crime
48:37 <Oskarr> Not just that
48:38 <TokenDaRing> actually, possession of a prohibited substance is a crime
48:50 <+steven_> im guilty!
48:50 <+steven_> :P
48:54 <TokenDaRing> steven_: FOR SHAME!
49:03 <TokenDaRing> lol
49:24 <TokenDaRing> anotherirc3r: have you slept with another man before?
49:27 <TokenDaRing> don't tell tisk, just a hint
49:47 <+anotherirc3r> right
50:20 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: remember that time Tisk was going off in syd at how people were sinful and scum for having sex with other people?
50:29 <+steven_> haha
50:34 <+steven_> guy at work tells me this all the time
50:38 <+StrykerX> I do actually :/
50:50 <+StrykerX> Wasn't he drunk?
50:54 <TokenDaRing> I'm not sure
50:56 <TokenDaRing> it's hard to tell
51:08 <TokenDaRing> He does his God stuff when he's drunk, so maybe
51:16 <+steven_> hahah
51:20 <smashmouse> chicks have eggs in they tum tum
51:23 <smashmouse> im cute.
51:32 <TokenDaRing> that was my first taste of Chris craziness
51:39 <TokenDaRing> he kept telling me he was god
51:46 <TokenDaRing> and quoted bible shit at me
52:02 <+anotherirc3r> lol wtf Joshy?
52:09 <Oskarr> Just give him the red 666
52:11 <+anotherirc3r> that is your new name
52:20 <+anotherirc3r> you needed a cutesy name
52:35 <smashmouse> hahahahaha
52:40 <smashmouse> this is cute as it GETS
11:51 <+anotherirc3r> can I call you Joshua?
12:32 <TokenDaRing> you want to call him?
12:35 <TokenDaRing> he's playing games
12:40 <TokenDaRing> leave the dude in peace
13:44 <+anotherirc3r> hush you
14:22 <smashmouse> err
14:35 <smashmouse> yer what he said lol
15:27 <+anotherirc3r> like as a name you dweeb
15:34 <+anotherirc3r> not on the phone
16:01 <smashmouse> pandas
16:04 <smashmouse> pandis
16:06 <smashmouse> slinky
16:19 <+anotherirc3r> nup. Joshy
16:28 <smashmouse> that one is ok
16:52 <+anotherirc3r> :)
17:13 <TokenDaRing> pandas is his old nick
17:16 <TokenDaRing> he used it for fucking years
17:21 <smashmouse> hahaha yeah
17:30 <+anotherirc3r> I feel like such a newbie here
17:41 <+StrykerX> I just call him homo
17:49 <+StrykerX> We have a mutual agreement like that
17:50 <+StrykerX> :)
17:58 <+StrykerX> And he calls me fuckwit
18:16 <smashmouse> LOL
18:19 <+anotherirc3r> how cute
18:27 <+anotherirc3r> it's like a bromance
18:30 <smashmouse> yeah btw ya left the dog leash over ;)
18:34 <+StrykerX> Yup
18:36 <+StrykerX> Oh sorry bro
18:47 <+StrykerX> smashmouse: walkies?
18:48 <+StrykerX> Brb!
18:49 <smashmouse> All good
18:56 <smashmouse> too bad about that Korean chick we ate
19:03 <+anotherirc3r> lol
19:10 <smashmouse> lol
19:11 <+StrykerX> Yeah.. Left her dick for you mate
19:15 <+StrykerX> Naturally
19:15 <+steven_> hahaaha
19:17 <+StrykerX> Brb!!
19:23 <+amelia> tossas
19:33 <+anotherirc3r> ikr
20:18 <smashmouse> LOLOLOL
21:40 <+steven_> amelia so uptight gurlll
21:54 <+amelia> why so angry tonight shteven
22:02 <+amelia> more fights making you antsy issit
22:53 <smashmouse> lol
22:56 <+steven_> yeeeeeeeeeeee
23:54 <smashmouse> LOL!!!
23:58 <smashmouse> yeeeeee boi
24:09 <smashmouse> amelia is toey as fuck!!!
24:11 <smashmouse> ;)
24:14 <smashmouse> WINK WINK
24:23 <+anotherirc3r> re0w
24:34 <smashmouse> ;)
24:36 <smashmouse> so is anotherirc3r
24:37 <+amelia> joshjewa
24:47 <smashmouse> EVERYONE IS FKN HORNY TONITE
24:52 <+amelia> fingers butts
24:57 <smashmouse> I need some nicobate
25:00 <smashmouse> bbs lol
25:05 <+anotherirc3r> now Joshy is meelz
25:10 <+anotherirc3r> now you did it
25:17 <smashmouse> woooo
25:34 Join: StrykingX ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
25:40 <smashmouse> wb
25:50 <StrykingX> Cheers bro
26:02 <+amelia> bro
26:09 <TokenDaRing> dude
26:09 <TokenDaRing> bro
26:12 <TokenDaRing> bra
26:12 <+amelia> braaaaah
26:15 <StrykingX> Fine
26:20 <StrykingX> Cheers cunt
26:22 Mode: (by steven_) +o StrykingX
26:32 <+anotherirc3r> lol
26:34 <+anotherirc3r> wb
26:46 <StrykingX> Thanks :)
26:54 <+amelia> thanks bro
26:56 <smashmouse> woo yeah found the movie I wanna watch
27:02 <smashmouse> supposedly Nic Cage is great in it
27:11 <StrykingX> Debbie does dallas?
27:14 <smashmouse> which would be the first movie he's ever truly been great in ;)
27:17 <smashmouse> Joe
27:28 <+amelia> mighty Joe young
27:39 <+amelia> joe dirt
27:52 <+anotherirc3r> face off!
28:01 <+anotherirc3r> sif he isn't good in that
28:15 <StrykingX> Floating on clouds...
28:24 <+amelia> i hate watching him
28:27 <+amelia> so shit
28:29 <+amelia> and ben affleck
28:47 <+amelia> both jus ruin everything they touch
28:56 <+steven_> wah wah wah
29:02 <+amelia> shteven
29:06 <+amelia> so uptight m8
29:07 <+steven_> yesh
29:13 <+amelia> have a cone or 10
29:21 <+steven_> hawhawhaw
29:26 <+steven_> drugs are for mugs
29:27 <smashmouse> yeah i like old nic cage stuff
29:43 <smashmouse> just this drama looks so great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w_yqcQUTfY
30:13 <smashmouse> he steps in to help this kid whos dad abuses him and shit starts
30:18 <smashmouse> is the premise
30:27 <+amelia> you're an egg
30:32 <+amelia> I'm so fuckin bored
30:43 <smashmouse> my beard is gettin like that LOL
30:47 <smashmouse> same
30:58 <StrykingX> Egg beard?
31:30 <+amelia> ahahha
31:43 <+anotherirc3r> hawt
32:14 <StrykingX> Josh.. It's called a shower mate
32:42 <+amelia> showers are for wimps
32:49 <smashmouse> HAHAHAHA
33:02 <smashmouse> <3
34:49 <TokenDaRing> or homeless people
35:16 <+amelia> showers aren't for homeless ppl
35:19 <+amelia> dork
35:22 <+amelia> the opposite
35:26 <TokenDaRing> right
35:29 <TokenDaRing> well
35:32 <StrykingX> Amelia goes el naturale
35:48 <TokenDaRing> I suppose not showing is great if you want to smell like eau de hobo
35:51 <StrykingX> Sweat beats 3 weeks old
35:55 <+amelia> my stench brings all the boys to the yard
36:05 <StrykingX> EPA?
36:13 <+amelia> EPA?
36:22 <+amelia> apa kabar
36:23 <TokenDaRing> jobs can fire you if you don't shower
36:39 <+amelia> yah this lady at my old work stunk
36:45 <+amelia> she was really big too
36:51 <+amelia> i think it was fat smell
36:57 <TokenDaRing> was it picards wife
37:04 <+amelia> anyway she got written warning for stinking
37:07 <+amelia> it prob was
37:27 <+steven_> haahhaahahahahhahhaahahhahahahahaahahahaa
37:32 <+amelia> she looks like the kind of woman who enjoys pink faced creeps
37:46 <TokenDaRing> mate of mine who works in Telstra was saying how one of the call centres in his building got a warning sent out to the enitre building because people weren't showering
37:58 <+amelia> bwahahahahahahaahah
38:00 <+amelia> the fuck
38:06 <StrykingX> Prolly indians
38:11 <StrykingX> Ex cabbies
38:12 <TokenDaRing> StrykerX: thats what my mate said too
38:17 <TokenDaRing> or islanders
38:19 <StrykingX> HAHA
39:10 <+amelia> i did a home open once and an old indian man followed me around way too close
39:16 <+amelia> burping right behind me
39:21 <+steven_> lol
39:23 <+amelia> like prob 26 fuckin burps
39:30 <+steven_> you like dat curry gurly
39:33 <StrykingX> Mating call
39:34 <StrykingX> You're in
39:36 <TokenDaRing> it was beehhh
39:39 <+amelia> ahahahaahhaa
39:52 <StrykingX> Like beehhh can go to an open for inspection
40:04 <StrykingX> He would be deportrd on sight
40:14 <StrykingX> Deported *
41:51 Join: Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
41:56 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> rofllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
43:57 <StrykingX> Lmaoooooooo @ Brettingham
45:24 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> get some pork on your cock!
45:37 <StrykingX> Shortly
50:21 <TokenDaRing> it feels good
51:58 Nick: mbison is now known as mbis0n
56:35 Quit: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
57:12 Quit: StrykingX ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
57:25 Join: StrykingX ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
57:48 Join: anotherirc3r ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
58:01 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo anotherirc3r Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu StrykingX
58:40 <StrykingX> Telstra are getting shitter by the week
58:50 <StrykingX> :/
58:58 <anotherirc3r> thanks :)
00:00 <StrykingX> Oh no
00:09 <StrykingX> Im on gremz server
00:17 <StrykingX> Dropout within 10 min
00:52 <anotherirc3r> which is that?
01:06 <StrykingX> Aura
01:24 <Oskarr> I'm on a proxy., and the best AustNet server.
01:42 <StrykingX> Waia?
02:11 <Oskarr> BlackDevil isn't Aussie.. he's US
02:15 <Oskarr> incognito.ca.us.austnet.org
02:35 <TokenDaRing> isn't BD some neckheard?
02:40 <StrykingX> Didn't know which you were on
02:50 <anotherirc3r> is waia good or bad?
03:02 <Oskarr> it's ok.
03:11 <StrykingX> Yeah
03:19 <StrykingX> Incognito is best
03:36 <Oskarr> there's 4
03:40 <anotherirc3r> eh. it's phone. it randomly chooses
03:47 <Oskarr> mordor.austnet.org
03:51 <Oskarr> incognito.austnet.org
03:54 <+steven_> they still have iinet ?
04:02 <Oskarr> aura.austnet.org
04:05 <StrykingX> TokenDaRing: Speaking of neckbeards.. Simba alive?
04:16 Join: shadsam ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
04:24 Mode: (by steven_) +o shadsam
04:29 <Oskarr> nah.. iiNet server got smashed back in the day
04:34 <TokenDaRing> yeah
04:35 <TokenDaRing> he's kicking
04:43 <anotherirc3r> hey shads
04:44 <StrykingX> Normal
06:00 <Oskarr> waia.austnet.org
06:09 <Oskarr> is pretty much the iiNet server
06:26 <+steven_> waix
06:26 <+steven_> ?
06:55 <+steven_> yeh
06:56 <+steven_> same shit
07:05 <anotherirc3r> no idea which are good/bad
07:11 <+steven_> https://www.waia.asn.au/
07:33 <Oskarr> mordor.austnet.org
07:33 <Oskarr> incognito.austnet.org
07:37 <+steven_> they have a server connected to oz.org
07:38 <Oskarr> waia.austnet.org
07:46 <Oskarr> only use them.
08:13 <Oskarr> Awhile back.. they wanted to link oz.org to here
08:18 Quit: shadsam ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
08:53 <+steven_> yeah
08:57 <Oskarr> the trust thing was an issue.. could oz.org opers be trusted with AustNet's IRCD
09:10 <+steven_> but instead austnet stole oz.org's users
09:15 <TokenDaRing> lol
09:20 <+steven_> and oz.org stole them off a link from a bigger network
09:24 <TokenDaRing> oz.org died a while ago yeah
09:48 <+steven_> still going but dead
09:53 Join: shadsam ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
10:00 <+steven_> this one isnt far off ;p
10:03 <+steven_> remove the bots
10:33 <Oskarr> Bit delayed
10:36 <Oskarr> Welcome Back anotherirc3r lover.
10:51 Mode: (by steven_) +o shadsam
11:06 <anotherirc3r> thank you sweetheart
11:36 <Oskarr> I remember back in the day right.. when AustNet was huge and oz.org was being used by botnetters... I foudn some bots theer called 'wizz bots' ... I go in
11:54 <Oskarr> and just hammer AustNet
12:04 <Oskarr> iiNet server was gone for days
12:13 <Oskarr> splits all over the place
12:52 <Oskarr> I had never seen such a massive DDoS
13:59 <+steven_> irc botnet is still the way to go
14:00 <+steven_> ;}
14:12 <+steven_> even todays kids use them
14:32 <Oskarr> How reliable are the sources though?
14:48 <+steven_> back in the day it was 33.6 56k ping's
14:49 <Oskarr> bit hell crippled code out there
14:58 <Oskarr> be
15:05 <+steven_> now it would be 100mb
15:09 <+steven_> you could do some damage
15:10 <+steven_> ;p
15:52 <anotherirc3r> this chat reminds of #chemicalz
15:58 <+steven_> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
16:02 <+steven_> what is your nickanme anotherirc3r
16:22 <anotherirc3r> ?
16:23 <smashmouse> baby you like a kiss from a mouse on the big toooeeeeee
16:29 <smashmouse> tee hee
16:31 <+steven_> what was your nickname
16:35 <+steven_> when you use to be in #chemicalz
16:51 <+steven_> you know n4th4n sour didjital ?
17:00 <Oskarr> Not like I do anything like this today.. i'm just remembering old times
17:14 <anotherirc3r> I did know them, yeah
17:25 <+steven_> well you would know me then
17:28 <Oskarr> sour wanted to suck me off.
17:33 <anotherirc3r> I'm not telling you my old nick!
17:40 <+steven_> all good
18:27 <+steven_> sour is alright
18:40 <smashmouse> lol
18:52 <+steven_> didnt mind him
19:18 <smashmouse> When a dude wants to suck/fuck you, you know you're about an 8/10
19:19 <smashmouse> ;)
20:07 <+steven_> i'll ask them next time i speak to them
20:11 <anotherirc3r> sour wasn't gay, was he?
20:12 <Oskarr> lol
20:16 <+steven_> 'who was that bitch who use to join #chemicalz?'
20:20 <Oskarr> oh he;s gay alright
20:27 <smashmouse> lol
20:27 <anotherirc3r> oh
20:44 <+steven_> i kinda remember
20:50 <Oskarr> Nah.. just having a laugh.. he's alright.
20:52 <+steven_> do you remember that chick Cassie
20:58 <Oskarr> He's not gay.
21:18 <+steven_> his boyfriend is
21:24 <Oskarr> haha
22:05 <anotherirc3r> phteven, there were other girls who joined that chan
22:27 <smashmouse> oi oi oi
22:31 <smashmouse> loolololol https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10999769_10152672078141752_7215562398964814675_n.jpg?oh=ebf745e57dd0c9236a2fea0e0a0c32d7&oe=55EBA9CF&__gda__=1445382576_8ce73001336e8cea390bf3213f055221
22:34 <smashmouse> hahahahahaha
22:35 <+steven_> didnt pay attension to the girls
22:46 <smashmouse> centerlink cunts needa see this pic hahahaha
23:10 <anotherirc3r> too busy hitting on the guys?
23:21 <+steven_> most people dont wear shoes to centrelink
23:42 <+steven_> no if i wanted a fuck i would go out loooooooooooool
24:07 <smashmouse> lol
24:10 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Quit: .
24:19 <smashmouse> whut
24:23 <smashmouse> but I thought
24:26 <smashmouse> you and Emma
24:36 <+steven_> i didnt know her then
24:41 <smashmouse> oh
24:45 <smashmouse> ma bad
24:47 <+steven_> ;p
24:50 <smashmouse> im here 4 u
24:55 <smashmouse> LEEAAAN ON MEEE
25:01 <smashmouse> WHUN YURRR NOT STRAWWWWNG
25:04 <smashmouse> ahahahahaha
25:12 * anotherirc3r leans on joshy
25:15 <+steven_> open your mouth quickly
25:16 <anotherirc3r> support me bish
25:22 <smashmouse> lolol
25:27 <smashmouse> he said open your mouth anotherirc3r
25:29 <smashmouse> ahahahahaha
25:36 <+steven_> talking to you joshy
25:40 <+steven_> then close your eyes
25:42 <smashmouse> :(
25:43 <smashmouse> yes sir
25:47 * smashmouse gets in position
25:58 <smashmouse> RUN NIGGA RUN!
26:01 <+steven_> haaha
26:04 <smashmouse> lol
26:29 <+steven_> anotherirc3r, what girls were in #chemicalz ?
26:37 <+steven_> i sorta remember one
26:44 <anotherirc3r> umm
27:00 <anotherirc3r> angelica?
27:02 <anotherirc3r> was it?
27:09 <+steven_> dunno prolly
27:50 <+steven_> there use to be a guy called Moore
27:55 <+steven_> he was the funniest cunt alive
28:00 <+steven_> Bradly Moore
28:02 <+steven_> or somthing
28:12 <smashmouse> ay ay fk u steven_ i got a pic to own ur pics
28:13 <smashmouse> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11215177_1046571612022696_2625149514901328127_n.jpg?oh=e148bf1b5bd7b2e32a55d2099df1b16c&oe=55EB93CF&__gda__=1441843359_f76bd937ca425c3b658c35acfe27cc4a
28:14 <smashmouse> :P
28:15 <smashmouse> ehehehe
28:29 <+steven_> haha
29:06 <smashmouse> :P
29:12 <smashmouse> what she gone do next huh
29:19 <smashmouse> WHUT SHE GONE DO TO THAT JOYSTICK ;)
29:21 <smashmouse> ahahaha
29:33 <+steven_> play games with it?
29:46 <smashmouse> yer
29:47 <smashmouse> probs
29:49 <Oskarr> Google might have some channel stats about it
30:25 <+steven_> do you guys remember watching the price is right?
30:29 <+steven_> jsut for them tittys
30:29 <Oskarr> Whos going to be the first to find out?
30:35 <smashmouse> no
30:41 <smashmouse> yer n no lol
31:48 <+steven_> http://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/623375-Research-Chemical-Chat-or-IRC
33:18 <+steven_> https://lists.wireless.org.au/pipermail/melbwireless/2003-January/011169.html
33:26 <+steven_> nothing on chemicalza
33:56 <anotherirc3r> good!
34:03 <Oskarr> hehe
34:04 <+steven_> http://www.oocities.org/hollywood/bungalow/2025/cafe.html
34:08 <+steven_> that was my old channel
34:09 <+steven_> ahhaaha
35:13 <anotherirc3r> lol
35:15 <anotherirc3r> cute!
35:26 <+steven_> https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/alt.irc.dalnet/y-vxCsBEGBQ
35:40 <+steven_> im going to have sex
35:44 <+steven_> bai
36:13 <anotherirc3r> enjoy
37:02 <smashmouse> cya bro
37:06 <smashmouse> yo
37:09 <+steven_> yo
37:16 <smashmouse> ino you gone think of me while u fuckin
37:17 <smashmouse> ;)
37:21 <smashmouse> ahahahaha peace :P
37:39 <+steven_> i dont think about nothing
37:42 <+steven_> untill she is done
37:44 <+steven_> then i go to town
37:52 <smashmouse> I DO THAT SHIT STANDIN UP WHILE IM ASLEEP!
37:56 <smashmouse> nice
38:09 <+steven_> hahhaa
38:16 <smashmouse> haha nite bra
38:25 <+steven_> i wake up in the middle of the night and try and dry hump her she rekons
38:27 <+steven_> im like whatever
38:40 <+steven_> bai
41:08 <smashmouse> lolz
41:10 <smashmouse> ahahaha
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