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00:03:22 <+shadsam> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIaPXdCn_6HZJUxn24l22Aw
00:03:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
00:03:40 <+shadsam> L33T
00:16:06 <slinky_J> check this out
00:16:10 <slinky_J> from one my fav novels
00:16:11 <slinky_J> lolz
00:16:18 <slinky_J> The Rat On Fire
00:16:31 <slinky_J> Very simple," Proctor said. "You catch the rat. Just to be on the safe side, you catch maybe a dozen rats. This is not very hard. You just go down the fuckin' dump and catch a few rats and you put them inna cage. Then you take the cage
00:16:45 <slinky_J> fulla rats to the place that's got rats and you put the cage down onna floor and you take a can of gasoline and you pour it all over the rats while they're in the cage.
00:16:59 <slinky_J> "They don't like it," Proctor said. "Makes their skin sting or something. And they start to go nuts. Then you take the fuckin' cage over to where the wallboard starts, and you open it up, and them rats're all running around in there and
00:17:09 <slinky_J> they're looking for a place to run away to, and you just give it to them. Except just as they're starting out, what you do is drop this here lighted match in there, in that cage, and all of a sudden those rats've got more'n stinging skin to look out for, because they are on fire."
00:17:12 <slinky_J> ahahaha'
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00:32:05 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*@e27e41e8.tpgi.com.au
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00:44:42 <deadpandadolls> Now
00:44:50 <deadpandadolls> I thought I banned you TokenDaRing
00:45:07 <deadpandadolls> get the fuck out of stevens channel and stay the fuck out.
00:45:10 <TokenDaRing> nah
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00:45:15 <deadpandadolls> `op
00:45:16 <TokenDaRing> panda the new simba
00:45:22 <TokenDaRing> banning people for shit that doesn't happen in chan
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00:45:27 Nick: deadpandadolls is now known as slinky_J
00:45:34 <slinky_J> `op
00:45:36 <TokenDaRing> rofl
00:45:39 <slinky_J> wtf
00:45:46 <Whiterose> Um... hello
00:45:52 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: it's not cool to ban people from a chan for stuff that happens outside it
00:45:52 <slinky_J> steven_
00:45:58 <TokenDaRing> that's very poor form for a chanop lol
00:46:05 <slinky_J> damn 2 hrs
00:46:08 <slinky_J> `access *
00:46:35 <slinky_J> 100
00:47:27 <slinky_J> `op
00:48:30 <TokenDaRing> lol slinky_J
00:48:36 <TokenDaRing> you let this stuff get to you so badly
00:48:39 <TokenDaRing> man you gotta chill
00:49:13 <slinky_J> how the fuck do I confirm to this.
00:49:30 <TokenDaRing> lol you're making yourself look like a spastic dude
00:49:36 <slinky_J> TokenDaRing take your dog, rat arse out this channel dude.
00:49:56 <TokenDaRing> nah man
00:49:58 <TokenDaRing> chill out
00:50:06 <slinky_J> I didnt stick by steven from the beginning to have your rat on fire arse everwhere I go.
00:50:44 <TokenDaRing> hacve some metamucil, help you pass that load
00:56:04 <Whiterose> This sounds like a pretty Australin place
00:56:47 <TokenDaRing> Whiterose: likely
00:56:54 <TokenDaRing> it is on an Australian irc server
00:56:55 <Whiterose> crikey
00:56:56 <slinky_J> stfu TokenDaRing
00:57:00 <slinky_J> get out of this chan
00:57:04 <TokenDaRing> ignore slinky_J
00:57:11 <slinky_J> jsut because I dont know how to confirm ops on bios
00:57:12 <TokenDaRing> he's just very butthurt all the time
00:57:15 <slinky_J> fuck off
00:57:19 <TokenDaRing> needs some cream for the burn
00:57:22 <slinky_J> you're a troll and a coward
00:57:28 <slinky_J> you gather info on ppl
00:57:30 <slinky_J> etc
00:57:41 <slinky_J> nobody here needs you, this isnt melb chan.
00:57:44 <TokenDaRing> oh do shut up slinky_J, stop whining
00:57:46 <slinky_J> I banned you
00:57:54 <slinky_J> soon as I confirm
00:57:57 <slinky_J> banned again.
00:58:06 <slinky_J> you're a cancer on irc dude.
00:58:20 <slinky_J> get the fuck out stevens chan.
00:58:35 <TokenDaRing> slinky_J: you're really making yourself look like a retard
00:58:42 <slinky_J> dude
00:58:49 <slinky_J> this is #NerdHacks
00:58:50 <TokenDaRing> you're the biggest copout too
00:58:51 <slinky_J> not melb
00:58:54 <slinky_J> get the fuck out.
00:58:57 <TokenDaRing> you give people shit, then cry when they give it back
00:59:03 <slinky_J> you are a problem
00:59:07 <TokenDaRing> if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen bro
00:59:10 <slinky_J> you pm me every day with the gay shit
00:59:13 <slinky_J> you do it in melb
00:59:18 <slinky_J> and you bring it in here
00:59:33 <slinky_J> this chan isnt for your bullshit bro
00:59:49 <TokenDaRing> I like how you decide what's best for this channel
00:59:53 <TokenDaRing> like, you're somehow the owner
01:00:10 <TokenDaRing> instead you're just acting like a butthurt teenage girl
01:00:12 <TokenDaRing> having a dummy spit
01:00:15 <slinky_J> why you pinging me?
01:00:22 <slinky_J> wtf is your deal dude
01:00:28 <slinky_J> you're all over the place
01:00:36 <slinky_J> you're skirmish's bitch
01:00:40 <slinky_J> then you're not
01:00:48 <slinky_J> then you're nice, become your own bitch
01:00:53 <slinky_J> switch again to being a cunt
01:01:00 <slinky_J> be a cunt in melb
01:01:11 <slinky_J> be a man and just leave this channel.
01:01:24 * TokenDaRing hands slinky_J a box of tissues
01:01:46 <slinky_J> k
01:01:57 <TokenDaRing> let it all out man
01:02:03 <slinky_J> nah
01:02:17 <slinky_J> I didn't get down with steven_
01:02:28 <slinky_J> so we have a chan that isnt like melb
01:02:35 <slinky_J> just to have one that's like melb
01:02:44 <TokenDaRing> you're the one carrying on in here man
01:02:50 <slinky_J> leave.
01:02:54 <TokenDaRing> like someone shoved a chilli in your backside lol
01:02:57 <slinky_J> leave.
01:03:09 <slinky_J> Me and my mate
01:03:16 <slinky_J> already smashed someone yesterday arvo
01:03:31 <TokenDaRing> ooooooo threatening!
01:03:31 <slinky_J> over shit they posted on my fb using my fb when they were arounod
01:03:39 <TokenDaRing> big man on the internet slinky_J!
01:03:46 <slinky_J> what threat?
01:03:49 <slinky_J> telling you
01:03:50 <TokenDaRing> peeps better watch out or slinky_J will come over and bash them!
01:04:02 <slinky_J> with friends.
01:04:07 <slinky_J> forgot that bit..
01:04:18 <slinky_J> I'm saying
01:04:31 <slinky_J> I don't need to deal with some loser on the other end a computer screen
01:04:46 <slinky_J> I'll end this bullshit.
01:04:49 <TokenDaRing> just the one on your end?
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01:05:55 <Whiterose> Great
01:06:08 <TokenDaRing> room to breath
01:06:11 <TokenDaRing> breathe*
01:06:16 <Whiterose> ah-yup
01:06:30 <TokenDaRing> he gets a bit wound up sometimes, takes this all too seriously
01:06:31 <Whiterose> not the most pleasant way to experience a new server
01:07:18 <TokenDaRing> well I hope the rest of your evening/night/morning/day/afternoon is more enjoyable
01:07:20 <TokenDaRing> take care
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01:12:53 <Whiterose> welp
01:12:55 <Whiterose> poop
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02:36:34 <slinky_J> good no token
02:36:53 <slinky_J> great way to ruin this chan is to have ppl like him in here.
02:37:03 <slinky_J> I had to say to nony
02:37:21 <slinky_J> not to share pic so he cant meme n share it around
02:37:41 <slinky_J> steven_ when u back on
02:37:48 <slinky_J> read pm
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04:50:33 <panasonic> `op
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10:01:38 <slinky_J> JURASSIC WORLD TODAY!
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11:46:27 <SpanishGuy12> Hi
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14:05:38 <mbison> o.o
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14:11:53 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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16:24:05 <+steven_> sup
16:24:25 <nate> hi steven lookin good
16:26:33 <nate> some strangeos are messaging me
16:26:40 * nate cries for spanishguy
16:27:02 <+steven_> ;p
16:27:12 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo nate Saemon shadsam
16:27:19 <nate> i get worried when someone says no one will fuck me
16:27:22 Mode: (by steven_) +o slinky_J
16:27:27 <nate> ya not trying hard enough
16:27:35 <nate> ive seen some shockers running around with babies
16:27:57 <nate> :P~
16:29:11 <nate> steven how do u make yourself more attractive, get ya swagger on?:)
16:30:09 <nate> should i take u back to my crib
16:30:22 <nate> and take your SHART off
16:31:55 <+steven_> braaaaaa
16:31:59 <+steven_> my looks are slowly going
16:32:03 <+steven_> so yeah ill be ugly soon enough
16:32:18 <nate> no way paul walker ;D
16:32:42 <nate> T-Pain - Turn All the Lights On ft. Ne-Yo
16:33:16 <+steven_> nate, show me your pic
16:33:21 <+steven_> i thnk i seen it before
16:33:47 <nate> im shy :LD
16:33:53 * nate o.()
16:34:04 * nate kisses Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu
16:34:24 <+steven_> when u posted your bike
16:34:27 <+steven_> im sure i seen ur pic
16:34:53 <+steven_> bassik
16:34:57 <+steven_> element said hell
16:35:00 <+steven_> hello
16:35:50 <nate> what u having a party over der?
16:36:22 <+steven_> nar
16:36:27 <+steven_> bassik and element are besties
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16:40:01 <nate> EAD LOVE me!
16:40:18 <nate> what would u rather condoms or cake :D
16:40:34 <EAD> your mum
16:40:53 <nate> im gonna put some fat in you either way :D
16:41:02 <nate> WOOpie!
16:57:04 Mode: (by steven_) +o EAD
16:59:26 <nate> Britney Spears - Toxic
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16:59:55 <nate> ead must goto bingo, pick up some ladies ;L
17:00:05 <nate> mums on his mind all day
17:00:16 <nate> mbis0n hi there, sexy beast!
17:00:33 Mode: (by steven_) +o mbis0n
17:00:34 <nate> mbis0n u have a power nap?
17:00:36 Mode: (by steven_) +o Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu
17:00:43 Mode: (by steven_) +v bassik
17:00:59 Nick: mbis0n is now known as mbison
17:01:02 <nate> +v for bassik cause hes a wild terrorist carnt
17:01:11 <+steven_> lol
17:01:24 <mbison> nate, how did ya know
17:01:24 <mbison> o.o
17:01:26 <+steven_> he is on his period
17:01:27 <mbison> bitch u spyign on me
17:01:37 <nate> his nads will swell up and just say random bullshit on irc
17:01:42 <+steven_> haha
17:01:53 <nate> mbison yes?
17:02:01 <mbison> was tired as shit
17:02:23 <nate> playin a game or somethin?
17:02:31 <nate> really taxes the eyeballs :D
17:02:49 <mbison> nah had an appointment, lots of walking
17:02:52 <nate> steven holds his eyes open with tooth pix
17:02:58 <mbison> got home, had some kfc and took a nap
17:03:05 <nate> ahh fuck yeah kfc
17:03:23 <mbison> that fkn cunt gave me 2 small chicken pieces tho
17:03:33 <mbison> got a 3 piece feed and it shoudl be 2 large piece and a drumstick or wing
17:03:38 <+steven_> i had KFC yesterday
17:03:41 <+steven_> the chips were soggy
17:03:46 <nate> gotta watch em ;D
17:03:47 <+steven_> they are normally the BOMB
17:04:03 <mbison> steven_ only when freshly cooked
17:04:06 <mbison> most the time they are dry
17:04:10 <mbison> and they dont put enough seasoning
17:04:25 <nate> i think steveo likes the soggy chips anyhowz ?:)
17:04:30 <+steven_> nah
17:04:32 <nate> haha :D
17:04:33 <+steven_> they gotta be dry
17:04:34 <mbison> but the chis and are good when u dip it in the gravy
17:04:35 <+steven_> no spit
17:04:41 <+steven_> yeh
17:04:47 <+steven_> i got tomato sauce
17:04:49 <nate> Britney Spears - I'm A Slave 4 U
17:04:52 <+steven_> made them a bit better
17:05:57 <mbison> o.o
17:07:33 <+steven_> http://prntscr.com/7fmwip
17:09:08 <mbison> ur wallpaper?
17:09:09 <mbison> o0
17:11:28 <+steven_> haha
17:11:42 <nate> i dont see any green cum
17:11:46 <nate> not good enough
17:17:06 <nate> N Sync - Bye Bye Bye
17:21:38 <mbison> yeah its aight
17:21:44 <mbison> backstreet boys were better
17:26:02 <+steven_> one direction?
17:29:34 <mbison> ahah sif
17:29:41 <mbison> they're crap
17:30:26 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD8KvL1aFNQ
17:30:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Savage Garden To the moon and back (Oct 8, 2009) 3:52 - Category: Music - 5,997,484 views - 24,187 likes (98.5%), 365 dislikes (1.5%)
17:34:21 <mbison> o.0
17:34:34 <mbison> http://www.engadget.com/2015/06/10/pornhub-spaceporn/
17:34:56 <nate> even i wont click on dat mbison!
17:35:08 <mbison> bitch
17:35:29 <mbison> http://i.imgur.com/DlRzzej.gif < nate and his mate cleanign up after their porn session
17:35:30 <nate> i do wanna click bassik ;D
17:35:52 <nate> looks like a good time ;P
17:38:31 <mbison> http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj29hixvvx1qeqzn1o1_400.gif
17:38:33 <mbison> would u go sky diving
17:39:35 <nate> with u yes ;D
17:39:43 <mbison> fug off
17:39:46 <nate> your body close to me!
17:39:46 <mbison> sif i'd skydive with u
17:39:59 <nate> just a fool to believe
17:40:03 <nate> mbisons like the wind
17:40:27 <nate> blow in my FACE
17:40:27 <nate> 1
17:40:30 <nate> 2
17:40:31 <nate> 3
17:40:34 <nate> BOOm!
17:41:34 <mbison> o_0
17:42:21 <nate> just like every mbison has a download limit!
17:42:35 <mbison> da fug u on about
17:43:02 <nate> i wonder does he know!
17:43:09 <nate> Poison Every Rose Has Its Thorn (video oficial)
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17:47:15 <mbison> banged my ankles onto my barbell, hurt like a bitch
17:47:32 <nate> stealin my job bangin you ;D
17:47:53 <mbison> o.0
17:49:51 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng
17:49:55 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Warrant - Cherry Pie (Mar 5, 2010) 3:20 - Category: Music - 14,093,495 views - 72,458 likes (97.6%), 1,816 dislikes (2.4%)
17:53:56 <mbison> crap song
17:54:50 <mbison> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
17:54:54 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Men At Work - Down Under (Feb 7, 2013) 3:42 - Category: Music - 17,320,427 views - 75,800 likes (97.7%), 1,802 dislikes (2.3%)
18:03:10 <nate> mbison what songs do u make love 2?
18:04:14 <mbison> o_0 britney spears - hit me baby one more time
18:07:52 <nate> damn i wanna be locked up with u!
18:08:07 <nate> wanna rob a bank?
18:09:54 <mbison> o.0
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19:17:52 <+steven_> hahahhahahhaha
19:18:03 Mode: (by steven_) +o EAD
19:21:24 <+steven_> nate
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19:26:02 Mode: (by nate) +o xm
19:26:20 * nate combs xms black silky hair
19:29:53 <mbison> o.o
19:32:23 <nate> u are next mbison!
19:34:01 <mbison> o.0 i'd like to see taylor swfit sky diving naked
19:34:09 <mbison> those pussy lips flapping about
19:38:43 <+steven_> hahahaha
19:40:29 <nate> i may goto bed early
19:40:43 <nate> mbison huggle?:)
19:40:44 <mbison> tired after the cleanup aye
19:41:41 <+steven_> i went for a big walk
19:41:43 <+steven_> little jog
19:41:52 <+steven_> done about 20 minutes on the exercise bike
19:41:55 <+steven_> cross trainer
19:42:01 <+steven_> killed it
19:42:31 <+steven_> need nate to cme hold the mits for me
19:42:52 <nate> not brad
19:43:54 <mbison> u lift steven_?
19:43:59 <+steven_> *pop* *pop* *slap*
19:44:03 <+steven_> nah
19:44:09 <mbison> nate thinks he can he can bench 180kg rofl
19:44:15 <+steven_> hahaaha
19:44:18 <mbison> u seen his pecs
19:44:21 <+steven_> ye
19:44:28 <+steven_> he is ripped
19:44:29 <+steven_> hahaha
19:44:40 <nate> thats what the nrl player does mbison u smoker
19:44:57 <mbison> o.o
19:44:57 <+steven_> what do you life natey
19:45:06 <nate> 69 kiloz
19:45:07 <mbison> he probably lifts 30kgs
19:45:12 <mbison> with thsoe piecs
19:45:13 <mbison> pecs
19:48:08 <+steven_> jaaha
19:48:17 <nate> yeah i need mbison to help me with my small penis (pecs)
19:48:52 <nate> bedtime dont miss me mbison!
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19:49:47 <+steven_> lol
19:49:54 <+steven_> hard day
19:49:57 <mbison> o.o
19:50:08 <mbison> easy day for him
19:50:53 <mbison> what game u playing
19:51:03 <+steven_> blackops 2 is on
19:51:08 <+steven_> im not playing it though
19:51:16 <+steven_> game is playing itself
19:51:21 <+steven_> keeping kids happy
19:51:25 <mbison> stream?
19:51:28 <mbison> oh
19:51:36 Quit: EAD ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
19:51:37 <+steven_> i just got the lobby running
19:51:47 <+steven_> when people join they get all sorts of shit
19:51:56 <+steven_> they can bring up a menu with about 40 things to do
19:51:57 <mbison> oh u runa server
19:52:39 <+steven_> its on xbox live
19:52:46 <+steven_> i just real time edit games
19:52:51 <+steven_> cheat
19:52:55 <+steven_> not to fuck people over
19:53:04 <+steven_> but to show them cool things that you cant do ;p
19:53:16 <+steven_> i can change the map all sorts of shit
19:53:19 <+steven_> take peoples guns
19:53:22 <+steven_> teleport them
19:53:27 <+steven_> give them aimbot
19:53:31 <+steven_> all sorts of shit
19:53:33 <+steven_> they love it
19:53:52 <mbison> oh
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19:54:04 <+steven_> but they are anoying as fuck
19:54:10 Mode: (by steven_) +o EAD
19:54:15 <+steven_> 'can i have this'
19:54:18 <+steven_> can i have that
19:54:58 <+steven_> i just advertise my chat on there screen during the game
19:55:03 <+steven_> slowly they join
19:55:03 <+steven_> ;p
19:55:11 <mbison> heh nice
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20:16:16 <slinky_J> fuck off right now token
20:16:19 <slinky_J> dont pm me
20:16:37 <slinky_J> you're white spit in a cotton field bro
20:17:09 Mode: (by slinky_J) +b *!*@e27e41e8.tpgi.com.au
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20:17:27 <slinky_J> that cunt
20:17:34 <slinky_J> will use any info he gets
20:17:38 <slinky_J> against anyone here
20:17:51 <slinky_J> he's still mates with Skirmish.
20:18:24 <slinky_J> k i gotta go put a pigs head on my own head to look cool..
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20:39:01 <+steven_> fuck up
20:39:05 <+steven_> ;p
20:39:22 <+steven_> btw thatwas for spanish guy =p
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20:49:54 Mode: (by steven_) +oo amelia EAD
20:50:08 <+steven_> sup dawgz
20:50:31 <amelia> waiting for my fwend to pick me up
20:50:36 <amelia> HIS NAME STEVEN TOO
20:51:07 <+steven_> not as cool as me
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20:51:33 <+steven_> haha
20:51:36 <amelia> oops
20:51:37 <+steven_> bitch
20:51:42 Mode: (by steven_) +o amelia
20:51:44 <amelia> ahahahah i beg your pardon
20:52:01 <+steven_> wow so uptight
20:52:06 <+steven_> young stevo is in for a suprise
20:52:18 <amelia> bwahaha
20:52:22 <amelia> goin beaufort st
20:52:32 <+steven_> tru tru
20:52:38 <amelia> is token still banned
20:52:38 <+steven_> drinks?
20:52:44 <+steven_> he just got banned
20:52:44 <amelia> yah dinner n drinks prob
20:52:49 <+steven_> noice
20:53:01 <+steven_> what do you drink
20:53:03 <+steven_> vodka?
20:53:03 <amelia> band
20:53:06 <+steven_> wine
20:53:07 <amelia> yip
20:53:09 <+steven_> beeer
20:53:12 <amelia> nuh not wine
20:53:12 <+steven_> haah
20:53:19 <+steven_> yobbo
20:53:22 <amelia> and not beer
20:53:24 <+steven_> can of VB MAYTE
20:53:24 Mode: (by EAD) +e EAD!*@*
20:53:28 <amelia> vodka and cocktails yummmn
20:53:46 Mode: (by steven_) +e *!*@*.nerdhacks.net
20:53:54 Mode: (by steven_) +e *!*@*
20:54:02 <+steven_> does that work ?
20:54:08 <EAD> yeah
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20:54:17 <+steven_> as in, no bans what so ever will work ?>
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20:57:38 <TokenDaRing> hi
20:57:42 <slinky_J> be nice
20:57:51 <slinky_J> there's a whole universe
20:57:57 <slinky_J> world don't revolve around you okay?
20:58:08 <TokenDaRing> what?
20:58:17 <slinky_J> [19:58] <TokenDaRing> you walk around salisbury asking dudes if you can suck their dick
20:58:18 <EAD> lol
20:58:27 <slinky_J> what what..
20:58:41 <TokenDaRing> well you didn't deny it!
20:58:45 <slinky_J> you want to suck my dick I'm already splitting bricks on the wall waiting
20:58:48 Mode: (by EAD) +o TokenDaRing
20:58:57 <TokenDaRing> I'm in Bris, sorry dude
20:59:17 <EAD> where's salisbury?
20:59:54 <TokenDaRing> northern suberbs of adelaide
20:59:57 <TokenDaRing> its where all the bogans live
21:00:25 <EAD> whats bogan to you?
21:00:47 <slinky_J> no more bullshit from now on token
21:00:48 <slinky_J> kk
21:00:49 <+steven_> salisbury is a street in beechboro perth
21:01:00 <+steven_> and a street in daglish perth
21:01:02 <TokenDaRing> EAD, bogans are like, derro junkies
21:01:09 <slinky_J> no more homo pms
21:01:11 <TokenDaRing> think rusty cars sitting out front
21:01:13 <+steven_> bogans wear flannelets?
21:01:20 <TokenDaRing> walking around in singlets, thongs
21:01:24 <TokenDaRing> on the dole/welfare
21:01:27 <+steven_> haha
21:01:33 <EAD> wi8th shopping trollys along ths treet?
21:01:36 <TokenDaRing> like this
21:01:37 <TokenDaRing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebKRoIO_2hU
21:01:41 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ciggy butt brain (Feb 23, 2014) 2:33 - Category: Comedy - 61,902 views - 134 likes (81.7%), 30 dislikes (18.3%)
21:01:47 <+steven_> ciggy butt brainnnnnnnnnnnnn
21:01:51 <EAD> hahaha
21:01:52 <+steven_> i called someone that today
21:02:17 <+steven_> `deluser slinky_J
21:02:22 <+steven_> `adduser slinky_J 187
21:02:30 <slinky_J> k
21:02:44 <EAD> Elizabeth Vale
21:03:01 <TokenDaRing> Smithfield is worse
21:03:04 <TokenDaRing> and Andrews Farm
21:03:10 <TokenDaRing> Davoren Park too
21:03:23 <Saemon> bogans are the quintessential australians these days
21:03:34 <Saemon> the rest of the population has evolved
21:03:55 <TokenDaRing> if you run a bogan over you're doing the country a favour
21:04:05 <Saemon> their males are the only ones left with mullets
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21:04:21 <Saemon> its like the rest of us are homo sapiens
21:04:22 <EAD> Kings Park
21:04:23 <Saemon> and they neanderhals
21:04:25 <slinky_J> bbs
21:04:33 <EAD> Goodwood Road
21:04:54 <Saemon> tokes wat are the chances youd encounter a bogan in germany?
21:05:17 Mode: (by steven_) +o slinky_J
21:05:42 <Saemon> u hear a squeaky high pitched "hoooar maate yous got ne oiced koffee??"
21:05:58 <EAD> lol
21:06:09 <TokenDaRing> none
21:06:11 <TokenDaRing> thankfully
21:06:20 <Saemon> well bogan tourists
21:06:31 <Saemon> all they need to do is have a new baby
21:06:31 <TokenDaRing> nah most bogans go to bali
21:06:46 <Saemon> BOOM $4000 new mothers grant from centrelink
21:07:03 <Saemon> instant holiday cash
21:07:11 <TokenDaRing> you should apply
21:07:17 <TokenDaRing> pretend to be pregnant
21:07:25 <Saemon> but im male
21:07:36 <+steven_> i dont think they do the baby bonus now?
21:07:52 <Saemon> oh ok
21:08:04 <+steven_> not sure though
21:08:14 <Saemon> its sad how the rest of the world see us
21:08:23 <+steven_> havnt had a kid in 8 years
21:08:36 <Saemon> everything thinks we all talk and dress like steve irwin
21:08:43 <+steven_> haha yeah
21:09:00 <+steven_> americunts
21:09:54 <Saemon> ive tried speaking in american accent
21:10:06 <+steven_> when a foreign person hears an australian they think we are british
21:10:07 <Saemon> its tiring pronouncing everthing properly
21:10:14 <+steven_> yeah
21:10:19 <+steven_> stooopid
21:10:25 <+steven_> we are stupid
21:11:51 <Saemon> lol
21:11:55 <+steven_> zade going off in sydney
21:12:02 <TokenDaRing> lol yeah
21:12:05 <TokenDaRing> he's a fan of Christophers
21:12:10 <TokenDaRing> so he doesn't like people who rib into him
21:12:11 <+steven_> he is about to explode
21:12:24 <+steven_> hahahhaa
21:12:48 <Saemon> i wish i can go back into melbourne
21:12:55 <+steven_> well..........
21:12:57 <+steven_> ;p
21:13:10 <Saemon> fucken simba that cocksucker
21:13:18 <+steven_> hahah
21:13:31 <Saemon> keeps on banning me everytime i go in there
21:13:43 <+steven_> google, freevpn
21:13:43 <+steven_> ;p
21:13:56 <+steven_> finchvpn.com
21:14:01 <+steven_> free get 5 hosts
21:14:25 <Saemon> nice
21:14:37 <+steven_> `deluser slinky_J
21:14:40 <+steven_> `adduser slinky_J
21:14:44 <Saemon> u watch game of thrones?
21:15:09 <+steven_> nar
21:15:12 <+steven_> i got it
21:15:17 <+steven_> i seen bits an peices
21:15:20 <+steven_> like that chick nude
21:15:32 <Saemon> which chick?
21:15:37 <+steven_> the blonde one ?
21:15:39 <Saemon> nice
21:15:43 <+steven_> kaleesi
21:15:47 <+steven_> i think ?
21:16:19 <Saemon> Queen Danaerys of the House Targaryen, 1st of her name, Mother of Dragons
21:16:47 <+steven_> hahahhaha
21:17:00 <+steven_> you watch spartacus ?
21:17:04 <Saemon> in case u didnt know
21:17:06 <Saemon> game of thrones is my life
21:17:09 <+steven_> nuh i didnt
21:17:11 <+steven_> i can see
21:17:19 <Saemon> spartacus?
21:17:27 <+steven_> kinda like the same shit
21:17:40 <Saemon> speak ill of shoe and see tongue severed FROM FUCKING MOUTH!!!!
21:17:44 <+steven_> hahaha
21:17:48 <Saemon> :p
21:17:55 <Saemon> i looooove that show man
21:17:56 <Saemon> lol
21:18:04 <Saemon> u watch it too i take it?
21:18:21 <+steven_> sometimes
21:18:25 <+steven_> i dont watch much
21:18:26 <slinky_J> woah
21:18:29 <+steven_> but that i can deal with
21:18:31 <slinky_J> brb
21:18:37 <slinky_J> steven i gotta pm u ina sec brb
21:18:45 <Saemon> i like their dialogues in it
21:18:46 <xm> steven is here. but where is amelia and nate??????
21:18:47 <Saemon> its awesome
21:18:48 <xm> let's speculate
21:18:57 <+steven_> amelia is out for dinner/drinks
21:19:00 <+steven_> nate is fucked
21:19:04 <+steven_> long hard day
21:19:06 <xm> in da butt
21:19:13 <+steven_> deadlift 180 kgs ask mbison
21:19:29 <+steven_> i'll be your entertainment tonight xm ;p
21:19:37 <slinky_J> back
21:19:38 <+steven_> i might not compare to the others
21:19:48 <Saemon> deadlifts
21:19:55 <Saemon> i cant do em
21:20:01 <Saemon> knees are shot n back dics are fucked
21:20:31 <+steven_> yea
21:20:43 <+steven_> my back is the same
21:20:55 <+steven_> but good now
21:20:58 <+steven_> comes and goes
21:21:12 <+steven_> i do fuck all at work now, just run a machine so should be sweeeeeeeeet!
21:21:29 <Saemon> do u watch wwe?
21:21:41 <+steven_> about 20 years ago
21:21:51 <+steven_> my son watches it though
21:21:57 <+steven_> im more of the UFC person
21:21:59 <Saemon> nice
21:22:04 <Saemon> wat do u do for work?
21:22:09 <+steven_> work at a label company
21:22:12 <+steven_> do you watch UFC ?
21:22:15 <Saemon> eh i tried to get into UFC
21:22:16 <slinky_J> I may not cum on others!
21:22:20 <Saemon> but its boring man
21:22:22 <+steven_> yeh
21:22:27 <slinky_J> cum?
21:22:31 <xm> my dad has a similar job to yours steven_
21:22:32 <Saemon> all that happens is they tackle eachother to the ground
21:22:32 <slinky_J> you dare say cum is boring
21:22:36 * slinky_J rage quits
21:22:36 <Saemon> and then hammerfist
21:22:39 <slinky_J> FUCK YOU CUNT
21:22:40 <+steven_> yeah
21:22:40 <xm> a printing company
21:22:46 <xm> it's chill
21:22:47 <Saemon> same thing every match
21:22:47 <slinky_J> yea
21:22:49 <+steven_> noice
21:22:52 <slinky_J> true
21:22:56 <+steven_> where is your dad ?:P
21:22:57 <slinky_J> true blood
21:22:59 <+steven_> working
21:23:02 <+steven_> i might know him!
21:23:03 <+steven_> L
21:23:04 <+steven_> :P
21:23:06 <xm> a place in Malaga
21:23:11 <Saemon> i wish i can work
21:23:13 <Saemon> but i cant
21:23:14 <slinky_J> where is Malaga?
21:23:21 <slinky_J> oi Saemon
21:23:23 <+steven_> ummm
21:23:25 <slinky_J> aint you happy to see me
21:23:30 <slinky_J> show some love
21:23:30 <+steven_> i use to work in malaga :P
21:23:36 <slinky_J> missed you too cunt.
21:23:39 <xm> where are you now
21:23:39 <Saemon> hell yeah bro im happy to see you josh
21:23:43 <Saemon> we go way back man
21:23:43 <+steven_> wangarra
21:23:48 <+steven_> we moved
21:23:51 <xm> how far is that from the brook
21:23:55 <Saemon> hows those jackets u ordered online slinks?
21:24:00 <slinky_J> :D
21:24:02 <+steven_> 20 mins
21:24:02 <xm> ive been to wangara before. seemed bloody far
21:24:03 <Saemon> hows ashley?
21:24:03 <slinky_J> me too man
21:24:10 <slinky_J> good to see you again
21:24:16 <slinky_J> and you wont be treated shit in here
21:24:19 <Saemon> thanks
21:24:19 <slinky_J> kk
21:24:20 <EAD> thanks
21:24:21 <+steven_> maybe 10
21:24:25 <slinky_J> thank steven_
21:24:25 <Saemon> i took some time off from mirc for a while
21:24:31 <slinky_J> he's the woman i got preggers
21:24:33 <slinky_J> :o
21:24:36 <slinky_J> ;D
21:24:46 <+steven_> haah
21:24:48 <slinky_J> carrying my dinosaur babies!
21:25:00 <Saemon> got into some trouble with some bikers
21:25:03 <slinky_J> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
21:25:07 <slinky_J> you cunny cunt'
21:25:14 <slinky_J> big love tonight
21:25:16 <Saemon> for real
21:25:20 <slinky_J> from me to everyone in here.
21:25:28 <+steven_> even TokenDaRing ?
21:25:32 <slinky_J> yep
21:25:35 <+steven_> looooooooooooooool
21:25:37 <slinky_J> he's a good guy
21:25:38 <TokenDaRing> cool man
21:25:45 <slinky_J> :D
21:25:47 <+steven_> you can unban him now
21:25:54 <slinky_J> thought I did
21:26:02 Mode: (by slinky_J) -b *!*@e27e41e8.tpgi.com.au
21:26:02 <+steven_> ahahah
21:26:06 <slinky_J> oh kk
21:26:06 <slinky_J> soz
21:26:07 <slinky_J> lolz
21:26:14 <slinky_J> I blame chanop!
21:26:18 <TokenDaRing> rofl ead
21:26:18 <+steven_> i mad it so no one can be banned
21:26:19 <Saemon> can anyone here get me in touch with the sydney branch of the bandidos?
21:26:19 <TokenDaRing> nice going
21:26:19 <+steven_> ;p
21:26:35 <slinky_J> my fingers so fat i hit enter and i enter the computer :o
21:26:56 <Saemon> chicks like fat fingers man
21:27:01 <slinky_J> i gotta do some shit
21:27:04 <slinky_J> ty
21:27:05 <slinky_J> um
21:27:06 <Saemon> feels like a penis when u finger them
21:27:11 <slinky_J> pm steven_ if u can
21:27:13 <slinky_J> b good
21:27:17 <slinky_J> cant just say so lolz
21:27:28 <slinky_J> bbs
21:27:28 <+steven_> haha
21:27:30 <slinky_J> lolz
21:27:36 <+steven_> i use my thumb
21:27:46 * slinky_J dont have tumbs
21:28:21 <+steven_> you ever stuck your finger up a girls ass when she is about to blow ?
21:28:37 <+steven_> grabs your finger and pulses
21:28:39 <Saemon> i have
21:28:46 <+steven_> you felt that before?
21:28:59 <Saemon> yep
21:29:02 <+steven_> hahaha
21:29:11 <Saemon> her sphincter contracts like crazy
21:29:11 <+steven_> thats when you no, she is done and you can thrash it
21:29:31 <+steven_> yeah
21:29:51 <+steven_> the longer you have sex more chance of orgasm
21:29:58 <+steven_> instead of smashing it from the start and finishing in 5
21:30:08 <+steven_> the longer the stronger
21:30:30 <Saemon> true
21:30:31 <EAD> true
21:30:34 <Saemon> lol spoken like a pro
21:30:39 <Saemon> i get alot of chicks
21:30:48 <Saemon> u* get alot of chicks?
21:31:15 <+steven_> na
21:31:19 <Saemon> i just mostly sleep with escorts
21:31:25 <+steven_> fuck
21:31:30 <Saemon> wat?
21:31:35 <+steven_> that would be a hard one to please
21:31:46 <+steven_> haha
21:31:51 <+steven_> how much you pay
21:31:57 <Saemon> lol im not aiming to please them though
21:32:04 <Saemon> its to please myself
21:32:06 <+steven_> yeah
21:32:13 <Saemon> depends on the chick
21:32:30 <Saemon> but most standared charges are $80 for half hour
21:32:35 <+steven_> wut
21:32:35 <Saemon> $120 for 1 hour
21:32:37 <+steven_> you vip or somthing
21:32:48 <Saemon> yep
21:32:51 <+steven_> ahahhahah mad cunt
21:32:55 <Saemon> theres a brothel in adelaide
21:33:10 <+steven_> how often you visit?
21:33:33 <+steven_> are you shy ?
21:33:47 <+steven_> because you could get it cheaper from random sluts off the street
21:33:51 <Saemon> about or 3 times a month
21:33:56 <Saemon> 2 or 3
21:33:56 <TokenDaRing> EAD: ask Tisk about the time he wanted his cat to be a woman so he could fuck it
21:34:01 <+steven_> ahhah
21:34:09 <+steven_> i dont fuck many chicks
21:34:11 <+steven_> just one
21:34:22 <xm> steven_ that's church talkin' 2ya
21:34:27 <+steven_> bro
21:34:31 <Saemon> nah i dont do random sluts of the streets
21:34:32 <+steven_> that church has done somthing
21:34:34 <Saemon> thats too risky
21:34:35 <xm> you've changed since you went
21:34:59 <+steven_> you need a box of gloves in your center console
21:35:06 <+steven_> and a bag of rubberbands
21:36:20 <Saemon> Adelaide City Penthouse 270 Pirie Street, Adelaide
21:36:28 <Saemon> if you're ever down in sa
21:36:32 <Saemon> hit that place up
21:36:55 <Saemon> ask for 'sophie'
21:37:22 <Saemon> dis fit as fuck hot blonde tall 20yr old, shes super hot man
21:37:42 <Saemon> i was suprised when i saw her, that she was doin a job like this
21:37:49 <+steven_> haha
21:37:56 <Saemon> she should be a freakin model thats how beautiful she was
21:38:05 <+steven_> beef curtains?
21:38:23 <+steven_> i cant stand curtains
21:38:31 <Saemon> anyway, shes anything goes man, she will do bbj's and lets you cum in her mouth
21:38:39 <Saemon> just tell her you want BBJ and CIM
21:38:44 <+steven_> she should stand there, and her lips should be touching
21:38:48 <+steven_> no big gaping hole
21:39:03 <Saemon> lol
21:39:09 <+steven_> hahahahaaa
21:39:19 <Saemon> shes pretty tight
21:39:34 <Saemon> but she told me, if i dont find her tight enough, i can try her anal
21:39:39 <Saemon> they were both nice n tight
21:39:45 <+steven_> hahaaa
21:39:57 <+steven_> did you get a corn on your dick?
21:40:24 <Saemon> there was sort of yellowy stuff on the tip of my knob area
21:40:30 <Saemon> but i was too horny to care anyway
21:40:32 <+steven_> looool
21:40:39 <+steven_> make her suck it?
21:40:41 <Saemon> after i pulled out of her ass
21:40:45 <Saemon> lol i tried too
21:40:53 <Saemon> but she refused lol
21:40:59 <Saemon> which is fair enough
21:41:02 <+steven_> should of sliped her a $20
21:41:05 <+steven_> she would of been keen then
21:41:29 <Saemon> if she was ugly maybe u would have
21:41:37 <+steven_> ahaha
21:41:58 <Saemon> but i dunno, since she was so good looking something stopped me from like, wanting to disrespect her or something
21:42:00 <Saemon> i dunno
21:42:17 <Saemon> i had a crush on her for a while
21:42:19 <+steven_> yeh
21:42:29 <+steven_> how bro
21:42:41 <+steven_> she is a slut
21:42:42 <+steven_> hahahaah
21:42:49 <Saemon> i know
21:42:56 <+steven_> she would break your heart
21:42:59 <Saemon> thats why its so fucked up
21:43:04 <+steven_> if you didnt end up killing her
21:43:11 <+steven_> ur not human
21:43:14 <+steven_> ;p
21:43:30 <Saemon> falling for a girl who u know sucks another guys cock for a living
21:43:31 <Saemon> true lol
21:43:33 <+steven_> i couldnt picture my g/f going out fucking people all day id kill her
21:43:34 <+steven_> haha
21:43:46 <+steven_> i would fucking kill myself aswell
21:44:02 <+steven_> after going on a spree
21:44:09 <Saemon> but, i mean, how can you not fall for her, like, shes young and attractive and nice to you, and you're getting to see her naked and get to fuck her
21:44:15 <+steven_> yeah
21:44:19 <Saemon> its natural to become attracted
21:44:23 <+steven_> but once you fucked them
21:44:25 <+steven_> it over
21:44:32 <+steven_> been there done that
21:44:34 <+steven_> whats next
21:44:36 <+steven_> ?
21:44:49 <Saemon> yeah
21:44:52 <Saemon> true
21:44:59 <+steven_> you been there
21:45:20 <Saemon> oh yeah since im a regular i got to know the madame there pretty well
21:45:24 <+steven_> hahaha
21:45:35 <+steven_> i have never ever fucked a prosti
21:45:38 <+steven_> but i been there
21:45:40 <+steven_> with my mates
21:45:42 <Saemon> she told me that they have a policy in regards to guys who falls for their girls
21:45:50 <+steven_> we all sit in a room
21:45:57 <+steven_> then all the girls come and parade, nipples out
21:45:58 <+steven_> n shit
21:46:05 <+steven_> then my mates pic a girl
21:46:07 <+steven_> then they ask me
21:46:09 <+steven_> im like
21:46:12 <+steven_> 'naaa im right'
21:46:13 <Saemon> its not approved, and if the girl knows, then she should refuse to see him
21:46:15 <+steven_> "you dont like"
21:46:23 <+steven_> anywayz
21:46:27 <+steven_> mates go in
21:46:28 <slinky_J> ahahahahahaahhaa
21:46:30 <+steven_> i wait for em
21:46:33 <Saemon> cause the guy could become too attached and cause problems
21:46:33 <+steven_> then the madam
21:46:34 <+steven_> or whateva
21:46:39 <slinky_J> mates go down for mates bro
21:46:40 <+steven_> is like, you sure you dont want nothing?
21:46:45 <+steven_> 'ill give you a deal'
21:46:48 <slinky_J> MATES GO ALL THE WAY
21:46:52 <+steven_> i was like nah im right old girl
21:47:07 <+steven_> then she is like 'want some weed?'
21:47:13 <+steven_> fuck yeah baby lets do it
21:47:14 <Saemon> its a fine line between strining the guy along enough to keep on making money off of him, but not enough to make him fall in love with you
21:47:16 <slinky_J> oh I thought sayin he wanted his dick sucked. soz my bad!
21:47:19 <+steven_> she shouted me a session
21:47:26 <+steven_> offered me a blowjob
21:47:28 <slinky_J> I glossed my lips for nothin
21:47:32 <+steven_> i was like nar im all good
21:47:32 <slinky_J> yo steven_ check this
21:47:33 <+steven_> hahaha
21:47:41 <+steven_> this was ages ago
21:47:41 <Saemon> and men who has to be seeking sex with in a brothel anyway are mostly lonely, easy susceptable men anyway
21:47:44 <+steven_> only time ever been
21:47:53 <+steven_> my mates were like 17-18
21:47:54 <+steven_> hahahahaa
21:47:55 <slinky_J> so true ;)
21:48:16 <+steven_> one of em wasnt even ment to be in there
21:48:17 <+steven_> haha
21:48:23 <Saemon> fuck
21:48:25 Nick: EAD is now known as EAD[AFK]
21:48:30 <Saemon> Saemon steven_ slinky_J
21:48:44 <+steven_> haah
21:48:46 <Saemon> all these nicks starting with S's
21:48:54 <Saemon> makes it confusing to follow the convo
21:48:54 <Saemon> lol
21:49:05 <+steven_> my text comes up in blue
21:49:29 <Saemon> mines just the standard black text and white screen
21:49:45 <+steven_> http://prntscr.com/7fp7pj
21:50:08 <Saemon> dayem
21:50:14 <Saemon> that shit hurts me eyes man
21:50:18 <+steven_> haha
21:50:21 <slinky_J> fk my headset died
21:50:25 <slinky_J> need chargin
21:50:27 <slinky_J> lolz
21:50:38 <slinky_J> now im tryin not to be too loud
21:50:42 <slinky_J> prob am
21:50:50 <slinky_J> so angry.
21:50:56 <slinky_J> ahahahahaaha!
21:51:00 <slinky_J> HAD THE EBST DAY
21:51:01 <Saemon> wheres the most craziest place u fapped?
21:51:02 <slinky_J> BEST*
21:51:06 <slinky_J> was sick
21:51:19 <+steven_> wanked ?
21:51:25 <Saemon> yep
21:51:28 <Saemon> or places that u want to do it
21:51:29 <+steven_> well
21:51:30 <slinky_J> over this guy steven_
21:51:31 <slinky_J> in here
21:51:34 <Saemon> lol
21:51:35 <+steven_> i got a handjob once
21:51:38 <+steven_> from this chick
21:51:38 <slinky_J> nah
21:51:42 <slinky_J> coz he's a wanker
21:51:43 <slinky_J> :P
21:51:45 <+steven_> at a party when it was over
21:51:45 <slinky_J> hahahahahaa
21:51:49 <+steven_> like late in the morning
21:51:49 <slinky_J> :P
21:52:05 <Saemon> did u continue to talk after the handjob?
21:52:05 <+steven_> like 5 people were sleeping around us
21:52:09 <slinky_J> I'll tell you all about my cream dreams when I wake up again
21:52:10 <xm> lol
21:52:16 <+steven_> in a lounge room
21:52:18 <slinky_J> orgy
21:52:20 <xm> steven_, you need to confess this story to your church!
21:52:22 <slinky_J> "sleeping"
21:52:23 <+steven_> this cunt next to me
21:52:26 <slinky_J> as in "drugged"
21:52:31 <+steven_> was sleeping with his mouth open snoring
21:52:32 <slinky_J> "had mad orgy stylez"
21:52:34 <slinky_J> ;)
21:52:42 <+steven_> when i was about to cum
21:52:46 <xm> hahahahah'
21:52:48 <+steven_> went all over his face
21:52:49 <+steven_> hahahaa
21:52:51 <xm> ROFL
21:52:56 <+steven_> he jumped up
21:53:00 <+steven_> he was dead asleep
21:53:02 <slinky_J> didnt go over my face
21:53:16 <+steven_> i jumped up and ran off
21:53:17 <slinky_J> It's been several hours and fifteen days
21:53:23 <slinky_J> since you took your love away!
21:53:32 <xm> nothing compares 2 slinky
21:53:36 <slinky_J> ;)
21:53:46 <slinky_J> since you been gone I can fit what ever I want
21:53:56 <+steven_> haahahahah
21:54:01 <slinky_J> I can slink in what ever I choose!
21:54:05 <slinky_J> :P
21:54:10 <Saemon> my fantasy is too fap in a high rise elevator, from ground floor set too top floor, and i'd be on my knees with pants down fappin, all the way as the lift goes up. the fear of it stopping and door opening as the lift goes up would be such a huge turn on
21:54:10 <slinky_J> CAUSE NOTHIN COMPARE
21:54:15 <slinky_J> NOTHING COMPARES
21:54:18 <Saemon> adrenaline rush
21:54:21 <slinky_J> TO steven_
21:54:23 <+steven_> haha
21:54:24 <slinky_J> ooooooooooooooooooo
21:54:27 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
21:54:41 <slinky_J> Saemon come blow me
21:54:41 <+steven_> EAD[AFK] is going to meet tisk for a fight
21:54:43 <slinky_J> srs
21:55:01 <slinky_J> nothin like having my chest scrubbed whilst a dude sucks me off
21:55:10 <+steven_> ahhahahahhahahahaha
21:55:10 <slinky_J> assuming you have a moustache?
21:55:12 <slinky_J> LOLS
21:55:32 <+steven_> beards collect shit from girls arseholes
21:55:50 <xm> <Saemon> my fantasy is too fap in a high rise elevator, from ground floor set too top floor, and i'd be on my knees with pants down fappin, all the way as the lift goes up. the fear of it stopping and door opening as the lift goes up would be such a huge
21:55:57 <xm> then you look atthe sign that says, "you're on camera"
21:56:08 <+steven_> ahaha
21:56:12 <Saemon> hell yeah that would be great
21:56:19 <+steven_> you need to do it in a glass lift
21:56:23 <Saemon> im an exhibitionist anyway
21:56:35 <+steven_> chaturbate.com
21:56:39 <Saemon> the thought of other ppl seeing my do it turns me on
21:56:56 <+steven_> chaturbate.com.au
21:56:57 <xm> why not do it in front of a mirror
21:56:59 <+steven_> lol
21:57:01 <xm> u r ppl 2
21:57:20 <slinky_J> i am not ppls
21:57:20 <TokenDaRing> Saemon: you should wank off in the botanical gardens
21:57:22 <slinky_J> ppl's
21:57:31 <xm> you should be charging women not paying them Saemon
21:57:33 <slinky_J> do they have their own rights the ppl's?
21:57:34 <+steven_> Saemon's looking for places to jerk off
21:57:35 <+steven_> hahahahaa
21:57:35 <xm> you're a stud
21:57:39 <+steven_> what a lad
21:57:42 <Saemon> lol i know that site
21:57:42 <Saemon> fap to it all the time
21:57:42 <Saemon> suprises me how many good lookin chicks go on it
21:57:42 <Saemon> you'd think only lonely desperados would jerk off on cam
21:57:42 <Saemon> but fuck
21:57:42 <Saemon> chaturbate.com is full of amazingly hot chicks
21:57:43 <slinky_J> giving you some rights ppls
21:57:46 <slinky_J> `op ppls
21:57:50 <slinky_J> U GOT A VOICE BRO
21:57:53 <xm> chicks on there?
21:57:55 <+steven_> hahahah
21:57:56 <xm> you got to be kidding me
21:58:00 <+steven_> yeah
21:58:02 <slinky_J> ahaha
21:58:09 <slinky_J> kid
21:58:11 <slinky_J> got
21:58:12 <slinky_J> goat
21:58:14 <xm> did you get a sore finger after clicking 10,000 times just to get to A female
21:58:14 <slinky_J> yum
21:58:16 <slinky_J> mmm
21:58:22 <Saemon> ive wanked on a bus, train and plane
21:58:23 <+steven_> no
21:58:26 <+steven_> you dont need to click
21:58:27 <slinky_J> DUDE
21:58:33 <+steven_> you click female
21:58:33 <+steven_> lol
21:58:34 <Saemon> all u have to do is over your lap with your jacket
21:58:37 <xm> hahah ok
21:58:39 <xm> xm pwn3d
21:58:45 <slinky_J> im never watching trains planes and automobiles again
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21:58:49 <slinky_J> u just done fucked it
21:58:51 <slinky_J> wb
21:58:52 <Saemon> and just move your wrists when stroking your dick
21:58:53 <slinky_J> <3 u baebz
21:58:57 <steven_> ;p
21:58:57 <Saemon> not use the whole arm
21:58:58 <slinky_J> DUDE
21:59:02 <Saemon> so the movement is subtle
21:59:08 <slinky_J> i WAS sucking my own dick
21:59:11 <slinky_J> then u typed
21:59:14 Mode: (by bios) +o steven_
21:59:19 <slinky_J> n the gay porn ended.
21:59:22 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooool
21:59:26 <xm> just have an arm in a sling and say you broke your arm but have a dummy arm. then use your real arm down your pants
21:59:32 <slinky_J> ahahaahaha
21:59:32 <steven_> na
21:59:37 <Saemon> lol
21:59:45 <steven_> u get a stimulated cam
21:59:47 <steven_> hahahaha
21:59:49 <Saemon> have any off yous heard of an aneros?
21:59:59 <xm> steven_, yeah, pretty sure there'd be a few of them on windows
22:00:04 <xm> ive thought about those for os x
22:00:14 <xm> it would be os specific
22:00:17 <steven_> yeh
22:01:03 <Saemon> an is a prostate massager, u insert it into yourself and if u contract your sphincter, it moves, massaging your prostate
22:01:15 <Saemon> if hav it in and you're walking around, it does it even more
22:01:36 <Saemon> well, i made the mistake of trying that out in public
22:02:06 <Saemon> was at coles with it in me and had the most mind blowing g-spot orgasm while walking to the checkouts
22:02:22 <steven_> hahaahaahhaahhhaaahaaahahahahahaahahaaaaaa
22:02:29 <Saemon> my legs were quivering and i had to like bend down n stuff
22:02:31 <steven_> did u cum in your jocks
22:02:46 <xm> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
22:02:49 <xm> saemo m8
22:02:51 <steven_> my legs go weak when i cum dont really shake though
22:02:53 <Saemon> ppl around me thought maybe i was fainting or havin a heartattack or someshit
22:02:56 <Saemon> lol yep thats the most emabressing it
22:03:00 <steven_> but chicks legs shake when i bang em
22:03:02 <steven_> hahahah
22:03:10 <steven_> thats when i no im hitting it right
22:03:11 <Saemon> a prostate orgasm makes u ejaculate like crazy
22:03:26 <steven_> hahahahahaaha
22:03:32 <steven_> never had nothing up my asss
22:03:35 <steven_> still a virgin bra
22:03:43 <Saemon> so i had to use my jacket to cover the front area of my pants as i got up and bee lined it to the public toilets
22:03:51 <steven_> had my asshole licked
22:04:02 <steven_> tongue in the bum
22:04:04 <steven_> thats about it
22:04:11 <Saemon> lol nice
22:04:42 <Saemon> anal stimulation is actually very pleasurable, and just because one enjoys it, that doesnt make them gay
22:04:47 <steven_> oi
22:04:49 <Saemon> its only gay if you do it with another male
22:04:54 <steven_> you ever had your toes fingered ?
22:05:07 <Saemon> if you do it by yourself or with a chick, its ok
22:05:13 <Saemon> toes fingered?
22:05:18 <Saemon> wth is that?
22:05:20 <steven_> yeh in between them
22:05:23 <Saemon> lol no
22:05:29 <Saemon> whats so good about that?
22:05:29 <steven_> fucking feels wicked
22:05:41 <steven_> get some bitch to finger your toes
22:05:43 <steven_> one by one
22:05:53 <Saemon> ive fingered a chicks toes with my tongue before
22:05:54 <steven_> the faster she goes the more it burns but feels boss
22:06:02 <steven_> she prolly cumed
22:06:03 <steven_> hahahaha
22:06:19 <Saemon> lol chicks feet is one of my fetishes
22:06:25 <steven_> i hate
22:06:28 <steven_> when they bend over
22:06:32 <Saemon> that and watersports
22:06:32 <steven_> and u take ur dick out
22:06:37 <steven_> then fuck
22:06:39 <steven_> pull it out
22:06:41 <steven_> back in
22:06:43 <steven_> keep doing it
22:06:49 <steven_> then they keep fanny farting
22:06:50 <steven_> hhahaa
22:06:54 <Saemon> lol
22:06:55 <steven_> get them to squat
22:06:58 <steven_> they let it rip
22:06:59 <steven_> hahahaa
22:07:19 <Saemon> would u ever have a chick pee on you?
22:07:41 <steven_> i piss on my girlfriend nearly every night
22:07:44 <steven_> i tell everyone at work
22:07:49 <steven_> hahaahhhhahhaaha
22:07:56 <Saemon> lol
22:08:25 <steven_> she trys to pee on me
22:08:33 <steven_> when we are in the shower
22:08:47 <steven_> i will piss all over her
22:08:48 <slinky_J> shower
22:08:52 <steven_> she will realise
22:08:58 <slinky_J> realize.
22:09:07 <slinky_J> stop doin ice Saemon
22:09:08 <steven_> then start cupping her piss and chuck it towards me
22:09:09 <Saemon> lol yeah they cant aim theirs like how we can
22:09:14 <slinky_J> n do some ice CREAM BABY
22:09:22 <steven_> hahaaha
22:09:24 <Saemon> lol im straight edge man
22:09:26 <slinky_J> ahahaahaha
22:09:28 <Saemon> no drugs, no smoke, no alco
22:09:29 <xm> hahahah steven_ has piss parties in the bathroom
22:09:29 <slinky_J> nice
22:09:31 <slinky_J> -n
22:09:32 <slinky_J> ice!
22:09:36 <steven_> hahahahaha
22:09:38 <slinky_J> LOLZ
22:09:41 <slinky_J> ahaha soz
22:09:43 <steven_> i piss all the time in the shower
22:09:43 <slinky_J> cuttin in
22:09:45 <slinky_J> rofl
22:09:51 <slinky_J> fkn
22:09:54 <steven_> once the water hits you
22:09:56 <steven_> boom
22:10:01 <slinky_J> tick tick tick
22:10:10 <steven_> when i wash my hair afterwards
22:10:16 <slinky_J> LOL
22:10:20 <slinky_J> I'm like
22:10:22 <steven_> should clean the piss !
22:10:24 <slinky_J> It'll cum dry.
22:10:31 <Saemon> in piss into a jug when im in my room
22:10:41 <steven_> [20:04] <Ring0403669791> Accept my friend request so I can join steve
22:10:44 <steven_> someone ring this cunt
22:10:47 <steven_> give him a hard time
22:10:50 <steven_> tell him your steven
22:10:52 <slinky_J> don't give Saemon ideas
22:10:55 <steven_> and your going to fuck his life
22:10:56 <steven_> hahaha
22:11:05 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11390078_10153913109232995_7303033420034287071_n.jpg?oh=66a73eec2f849e4555bc33d0c19be642&oe=55EC5F3B&__gda__=1441686159_ffb04a44c2ca8efb49b43efa30639b4c
22:11:06 <slinky_J> !!!!!
22:11:08 <slinky_J> lelz
22:11:09 <slinky_J> ;)
22:11:20 <slinky_J> hmm
22:11:21 <slinky_J> life
22:11:23 <Saemon> think about it - its winter. fucken freezing. u wake up to pee, have to get out of your comfy bed, heated room and walk into your freakin tiled bathroom
22:11:28 <slinky_J> imm
22:11:31 <slinky_J> cig time
22:11:31 <Saemon> its like walkin into a fucken igloo
22:11:38 <slinky_J> thinkin about that
22:11:49 <steven_> [20:02] <@TiSk> i waited outside for 15mins
22:11:55 <Saemon> better to just pee into a jug in your room
22:11:58 <steven_> yeh
22:11:59 <Saemon> empty it in the morning
22:12:08 <steven_> i got a few bottle in the garage
22:12:10 <steven_> i piss in
22:12:13 <xm> LOL
22:12:14 <steven_> i remember my mum picked one up
22:12:19 <steven_> 'whats in this?'
22:12:22 <steven_> PISS
22:12:25 <xm> sniff sniff
22:12:27 <Saemon> lol
22:12:34 <steven_> STEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22:12:35 <Saemon> did she try ntake a sip?
22:12:38 <steven_> nar
22:12:44 <steven_> she was just asking alot of questions
22:12:45 <steven_> haaha
22:12:47 <Saemon> its apple juice mum
22:12:51 <steven_> it was full
22:12:53 <steven_> cuz i filled it
22:12:56 <steven_> and started on another one
22:12:59 <Saemon> that what i told me ex
22:13:07 <xm> ive seen images on 4chan of guys filling large bottles with their cum
22:13:15 <Saemon> when she came over to collect her things
22:13:16 <steven_> well, that would take a while
22:13:18 <Saemon> too bad she didnt drink it
22:13:18 <steven_> ;p\
22:13:40 <Saemon> xm wtf
22:13:40 <xm> unless it's a communal cum bottle
22:13:46 <Saemon> unless they freeze it
22:13:48 <steven_> 'bottle of kids, $500'
22:13:50 <Saemon> that shit wold be ran
22:13:52 <Saemon> rank*
22:14:11 <xm> yeah, freeze it. like glow sticks
22:14:14 <steven_> yeh
22:14:18 <steven_> top hit for the lezbo'z
22:14:30 <steven_> coles freezers stocking up on baby milk
22:14:33 <Saemon> i jerk off like 3 or 4 times in a day
22:14:39 <xm> steven_, can you hack GTA to make characters piss on other people?
22:14:40 <Saemon> all my loads are like tear drops
22:14:43 <steven_> your jocks must stink!
22:14:46 <steven_> i can shit on people
22:14:53 <xm> lol
22:14:55 <xm> squatting
22:14:59 <steven_> yeh
22:15:00 <xm> and seeing plops come out
22:15:05 <steven_> i can even turn into a dog and do it
22:15:07 <steven_> ahahah
22:15:12 <steven_> piss left piss right
22:15:24 <steven_> take a dump
22:15:43 <steven_> you should google into it
22:15:46 <steven_> learn about it
22:15:54 <steven_> delelvop some cool shit for me ;p
22:16:03 <steven_> wtf
22:16:10 <steven_> nice spelling there
22:16:18 <Saemon> omg
22:16:33 <Saemon> has anyone seen predestination?
22:16:41 <steven_> na
22:16:44 <steven_> any good ?
22:16:49 <Saemon> its such a mindfuck
22:16:50 <Saemon> its awesome
22:16:56 <Saemon> hell yeah
22:16:58 <steven_> you seen
22:17:03 <steven_> 'i spit on your grave'
22:17:04 <Saemon> do u want to know?
22:17:10 <Saemon> cuz i dont want to spoil it
22:17:16 <steven_> na i dont
22:17:19 <steven_> ill get it
22:17:20 <Saemon> nah i havent
22:17:26 <steven_> you will like it
22:17:31 <steven_> 2 seconds
22:18:14 <steven_> theres a new one out
22:18:14 <steven_> haha
22:18:56 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zU3U-9B3fE
22:19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 'I Spit On Your Grave' Trailer (May 5, 2010) 1:04 - Category: Film & Animation - 4,382,510 views - likes (86.5%), 475 dislikes (13.5%)
22:19:49 <steven_> but, this one is a good action movie
22:19:50 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AUmvWm5ZDQ
22:19:54 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Wick (2014 Movie - Keanu Reeves) - Official Trailer (Sep 13, 2014) 3:02 - Category: Film & Animation - 5,949,726 views - 10,451 likes (96.5%), 375 dislikes (3.5%)
22:20:10 <Saemon> yep ive seen john wick
22:20:14 <steven_> you like ?
22:20:21 <Saemon> yep its awesome
22:20:23 <steven_> i think it was sick
22:20:30 <Saemon> john wick would meet up with
22:20:37 <Saemon> liam neeson from taken
22:20:42 <Saemon> wa a team they'd be
22:20:45 <steven_> ye
22:20:47 <slinky_J> steven_
22:20:51 <steven_> sup
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22:22:17 <steven_> where you from Saemon?
22:22:20 <steven_> sup SpanishGuy12
22:22:25 <SpanishGuy12> not much Steven_
22:22:28 <SpanishGuy12> you ?
22:22:38 <steven_> nuffin much
22:22:39 <steven_> chilling bro
22:22:44 <SpanishGuy12> nice
22:23:04 <steven_> you up 2 much
22:23:21 <SpanishGuy12> nah same as U
22:24:37 <Saemon> adelaide
22:24:58 <SpanishGuy12> brb
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22:26:39 <Saemon> u know what i hate about australians and americans
22:26:48 <steven_> ?
22:26:52 <Saemon> we australians know so much about them
22:26:55 <Saemon> yet they know so little about us
22:27:06 <Saemon> makes us seem like the loser nerds in highschool
22:27:18 <Saemon> who knows like everything about the popular kids
22:27:35 <Saemon> while popular kids dont even know we exists
22:27:57 <steven_> most of them die before they are 20 anyway
22:28:28 <Saemon> who?
22:28:43 <Saemon> the popular kids or the americans?
22:38:43 <mbison> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv3ObNFSpmI
22:38:47 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wendell sailor breaks ben ross arm bicep on footy show arm wresting challenge 11 june 2015 (Jun 11, 2015) 0:34 - Category: Entertainment - - 66 likes (93%), 5 dislikes (7%)
22:43:48 <steven_> both
22:43:49 <steven_> ahha
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22:53:42 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> lololoololollllllllllllllllllllllll
22:56:19 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooool
22:56:22 Mode: (by steven_) +o Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu
22:56:23 <steven_> sup
23:00:54 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> where's nate? i got a stiffy
23:01:37 <TokenDaRing> I do too
23:10:18 Join: shadsam ([email protected]) to #NerdHacks
23:19:15 Mode: (by steven_) +o shadsam
23:19:21 <steven_> nate got worked to hard today
23:19:37 <steven_> went to bed 3 hours ago
23:23:29 <Mx_Brettingham_Netanyahu> nate was working hard at the gym today letting his bf pound him
23:24:36 Quit: slinky_J ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
23:28:44 <steven_> deep
23:37:07 <steven_> bed time
23:37:12 <steven_> night dawwwgz
23:51:59 Nick: mbison is now known as mbis0n
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