// #melbourne — 2016-12-31
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00:04:00 <Nice1> fak
00:26:00 <Kelevra> `ban Nice1 heh
00:44:00 <Kelevra> has anyone used a tissue today or a piece of toilet paper?
01:45:00 <crustydemon> Hi
01:46:00 <crustydemon> How are ya
01:46:00 <staffecet> good thanks
01:46:00 <crustydemon> :)
01:47:00 <crustydemon> Good stuff
01:48:00 <staffecet> been cleaning the rain water all day crustydemon
01:49:00 <staffecet> aliens will help me to get what i've been denied
01:49:00 <crustydemon> Oh shit it poured in melb :(
01:49:00 <staffecet> sad news :(
01:49:00 <crustydemon> I'll be fine
01:49:00 <staffecet> i mean rain was needed but not power outages
01:50:00 <crustydemon> Where bouts are u?
01:50:00 <staffecet> south straya is doomed
01:50:00 <crustydemon> Yeah I know
01:50:00 <staffecet> in dhaka
01:50:00 <crustydemon> Rooted
01:50:00 <crustydemon> ???
01:50:00 <crustydemon> Never heard of it
01:51:00 <staffecet> mine either
01:51:00 <crustydemon> Dhaka?
01:51:00 <crustydemon> Bangladesh?
01:51:00 <staffecet> just imagine 40million people in a size of werribee and hopperscrossing n leverton together
01:51:00 <staffecet> yes im here
01:51:00 <crustydemon> Oh its you
01:52:00 <staffecet> straya dont have that many either
01:52:00 <crustydemon> Strata best
01:52:00 <crustydemon> U were deported?
01:52:00 <staffecet> course but not my deportation or however
01:52:00 <staffecet> 9 years ago, the immi not let me back in
01:53:00 <staffecet> i mean i gave up 5 years already not worth
01:53:00 <staffecet> lets have some fun instead i imagine
01:54:00 <crustydemon> So what u do there?
01:54:00 <staffecet> i eat i sleepi shit
01:54:00 <staffecet> whatelese
01:54:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/a/U7dMW
01:55:00 <staffecet> i went there in 96 and got kicked out in 07
01:55:00 <crustydemon> Work maybe?
01:55:00 <staffecet> i work my heart out
01:55:00 <staffecet> does that makes sense
01:56:00 <staffecet> which bar
01:56:00 <staffecet> crown of CBD
01:57:00 <bastard> Hi
02:00:00 <barstard> This sucks
02:05:00 <candidat> Bass`Babe85 yes why ?
02:05:00 <candidat_> Bass`Babe85 yes why ?
02:06:00 <candidat_> sorry
03:11:00 <candidat> dear santa, you forgot to find me a girlfriend
03:28:00 <under`> candidat: lol
03:28:00 <under`> man
03:28:00 <under`> you need help?
03:35:00 <candidat> under` lol yes i need some help
03:35:00 <under`> what's wrong man
03:35:00 <under`> first of all
03:35:00 <under`> are you sure you wanna a gf?
03:35:00 <under`> or you just need a girl to fuck with?
03:36:00 <candidat> under` yes i want a girlfriend to make a familly
03:37:00 <under`> okay. how old are you?
03:38:00 <candidat> i m 38
03:38:00 <candidat> and you ?
03:38:00 <under`> doesnt matter
03:38:00 <under`> do you have experience with girls?
03:39:00 <candidat> yes i have a little bit of experience
03:40:00 <candidat> i had a few girlfriends
03:44:00 <candidat> under` girls want to have fun with good looking guys
03:45:00 <under`> mmh true
03:45:00 <candidat> they all want a model
03:45:00 <under`> but also false
03:45:00 <under`> it depends
03:45:00 <under`> I've been with girls who wanted me as father of their future children and I said no
03:45:00 <under`> but also with girl who just wanted to have fun
03:45:00 <under`> Anyway I use tinder a lot, do you know it>
03:46:00 <candidat> yes i know tinder !
03:46:00 <candidat> is it working good ?
03:46:00 <under`> yes
03:47:00 <under`> be clear in your bio
03:47:00 <under`> say what you want
03:53:00 <candidat> yes
04:12:00 <under`> candidat: good luck
04:12:00 <under`> do you have a house?
04:30:00 <Nicholas> Morning all!
04:30:00 <Nicholas> Anyone still alive?
04:42:00 <NickChuck> No one?
05:02:00 <NickMusic> Hello? Anyone? I'm having a rough night.... Is anyone alive at all?
05:42:00 <candidat> under no i havent.
05:43:00 <candidat> i hacked tinder to get unlimited like :p
06:02:00 <under`> candidat: you mean paid
06:15:00 <candidat> under` paid yes
06:16:00 <under`> good ;)
06:16:00 <candidat> ;)
06:16:00 <under`> do you live in the city center?
06:16:00 <under`> but man do you live at least alone?
06:16:00 <under`> do you have a job
06:16:00 <under`> please describe yourself so I can give you some advices
06:21:00 <candidat> i m looking for job. i m a computer technician with some experience. i live in France, Paris.
06:21:00 <candidat> your turn under`
06:21:00 <under`> what are you doing here lol
06:22:00 <candidat> lol
06:22:00 <candidat> i m here because i want to socialise
06:25:00 <candidat> i m going to move in oz also...
06:26:00 <candidat> tell me about you under`
06:27:00 <under`> i'm italian
06:27:00 <under`> who lives in the nederlands
06:28:00 <candidat> cool
06:28:00 <candidat> i v been in the nederlands
06:29:00 <under`> where
06:29:00 <candidat> amsterdam
06:29:00 <under`> cool
06:29:00 <under`> i live there
06:29:00 <candidat> oh really ??
06:29:00 <candidat> that s excellent
06:31:00 <candidat> under` what job do you do ?
06:31:00 <under`> software developer
06:31:00 <candidat> that s nice !
06:32:00 <candidat> im learning it
06:34:00 <candidat> under` what language do you know ?
06:34:00 <candidat> under` did you learnt it yourself ?
06:34:00 <under`> italian and english
06:34:00 <candidat> no i mean programming language
06:34:00 <under`> yes and now, i made the school
06:34:00 <under`> anyway i work with java and objc
06:34:00 <under`> i make mobile apps
06:34:00 <candidat> oh you created the school
06:35:00 <under`> i have to go eat
06:35:00 <candidat> ok
06:37:00 <candidat> java !!! :-)
09:14:00 <candidat_> under` still eating ?
09:24:00 <under`> i am here
09:44:00 <under`> candidat_: what are you doing in this network
12:18:00 <ABC> heya Kelevra
12:42:00 <Kelevra> hi person
12:51:00 <Nice1> heh
16:59:00 <TheRon> carn the aussies
17:08:00 <staffecetSES> ohhh
17:20:00 <staffecetSES> any lb ts want chat to a bum
17:20:00 <TheRon> magnificent cricket by australia
17:21:00 <staffecet> aussie player azhar did a stunning tripple century
17:22:00 <staffecet> in 99 it was a draw in 2016 still a draw
17:22:00 <staffecet> what goes around comes back around
17:24:00 <staffecet> 2016 was a great year for me cause i survived
17:24:00 <staffecet> some woman culdnt met their goals thou
17:26:00 <TheRon> you know it makes sense
17:29:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Diled0Nsevs
17:29:00 <TheRon> funniest clip ever, what could possibly go wrong
17:36:00 <TheRon> WTF was that?
17:48:00 <Lumeah> Hi TheRon
17:48:00 <TheRon> whos it
17:48:00 <TheRon> how
17:54:00 <Lumeah> Omg... Seriously
17:55:00 <TheRon> ?
17:55:00 <Lumeah> The video
17:55:00 <TheRon> funny stuff ey
17:55:00 <Lumeah> Yeah lets have kids n animals on tv together. Lol
17:56:00 <TheRon> crazy mexicans
17:56:00 <Lumeah> Yeah traumatised kid n mum forever
17:56:00 <TheRon> reminds me of gentle ben on the simpsons
18:01:00 <British^Meat> hehe cheese
18:06:00 <AndroUser> Hi Melbourne
18:07:00 <AndroUser> Hello???
18:07:00 <TheRon> it's me
18:07:00 <bastard> Go aussies
18:07:00 <TheRon> indeed
18:08:00 <TheRon> pulled a rabbit out of the hat
18:08:00 <bastard> How are ya
18:08:00 <TheRon> beers
18:08:00 <bastard> Yeah was a good effort
18:08:00 <bastard> Nice nice
18:11:00 <bastard> Lol iceking
18:11:00 <bastard> Off adventure time??
18:11:00 <TheRon> no he jsu supplies ice
18:12:00 <bastard> low life
18:12:00 <TheRon> i think so too
18:13:00 <bastard> People that get caught dealing should do at least 5 years
18:13:00 <bastard> Scum bags
18:14:00 <TheRon> i like the indo solution
18:14:00 <bastard> 5 nil 5nil
18:14:00 <bastard> Ooops
18:16:00 <bastard> Sooo bored today
18:16:00 <TheRon> beers
18:16:00 <bastard> Whats everyone doing tomorrow night
18:16:00 <bastard> Beers
18:16:00 <bastard> Lol
18:16:00 <bastard> Im over beers
18:17:00 <bastard> Drank too much
18:17:00 <TheRon> that sounds unaustralian
18:17:00 <bastard> I know but i have a problem
18:17:00 <bastard> Trust me
18:17:00 <bastard> I ran outta money lol
18:18:00 <bastard> Thats the main problem
18:35:00 <Nice1> I dont want to have operator access
18:35:00 <Nice1> fuk that hey
18:36:00 <TheRon> they ban pong yet somehow beehhh get's thru
18:36:00 <Nice1> you think its rigged?
18:36:00 <TheRon> i dunno, pong seems less harmless
18:37:00 <Nice1> light or should I say heavy entertainment
18:38:00 <TheRon> yes
19:03:00 <TheRon> i was walking in the woods one and i saw this log, i rolled it over and under it was this tiny little stick and id i thought "this log had a child!"
19:39:00 <TheRon> you got a fast car, i want a ticket to anywhere, maybe we can make a deal
19:53:00 <skaterboy> Hi yall
19:53:00 <skaterboy> Wow Irc cloud is weird
19:54:00 <skaterboy> Anyone here?
19:54:00 <TheRon> there's always a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us
19:55:00 <skaterboy> What??
19:55:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RySHDUU2juM
19:55:00 <skaterboy> Oh
19:57:00 <skunka> Lol
19:58:00 <skunka> Lol
19:59:00 <cannabis> Lol
19:59:00 <cannabis> Lol cool name
20:12:00 <crustydemon> Lolz
20:13:00 <crustydemon> Sup
20:17:00 <barstard> Hi
20:19:00 <barstard> I am
21:06:00 <Nice1> internode got dosed
21:07:00 <partay> i dosed your mum
21:08:00 <Nice1> shut your face
21:11:00 <partay> nice1
21:11:00 <Nice1> wat
21:11:00 <partay> shush
21:34:00 <Nice1> hmm internode keeps dropping out..anyone using it
21:34:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
21:36:00 <Glenn> No, it keeps dropping out I hear.
21:38:00 <thestig> my internode is fine
21:38:00 <Nice1> hmm
21:38:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
21:39:00 <Nice1> some problem in sa
21:39:00 <Nice1> but im not in sa
21:39:00 <Nice1> been cutting out since yest
21:40:00 <Nice1> I see if it can last 10 mins without cutting out
21:40:00 <Nice1> starting now
21:40:00 <Nice1> i dont think it can
21:45:00 <Nice1> someone must of dossed it
21:45:00 <Nice1> what you reckon Glenn
21:46:00 <Glenn> You're not that lucky. :P
21:46:00 <Nice1> heh you reckon
21:47:00 <Nice1> 5 mins to go
21:47:00 <Nice1> come on
21:47:00 <Nice1> internode
21:48:00 <ABC> thestig is in sa
21:48:00 <candidat> au.ausnet is disconnected sometime
21:48:00 <Nice1> yes he already said that
21:48:00 <Nice1> ABC
21:49:00 <Nice1> its not just au.austnet..its the whole internet
21:49:00 <Nice1> they might of fixed it up now...seems to be staying on
21:50:00 <Glenn> To get DDoS'd, "someone" needs your IP address. Have you been telling anyone?
21:51:00 <Nice1> lol yeah every single person on here
21:51:00 <Nice1> no i havent
21:52:00 <Nice1> isnt there software that can detect ip addreses
21:52:00 <Lumeah> Get a ip mask
21:53:00 <Nice1> its been done before Glenn
21:53:00 <ABC> i paid alot for Lumeah's ip
21:53:00 <Nice1> why
21:54:00 <Lumeah> Cuz he's a cunt
21:55:00 <Nice1> hehehe
21:56:00 <Nice1> looks like you've been told ABC
21:56:00 <Nice1> heh
22:06:00 <Nice1> its back to normal now - internode sa connections have been repaired
22:12:00 <Lumeah> Sure?
22:14:00 <Nice1> nope it still dont work
22:17:00 <Nice1> and it's all your fault!
22:17:00 <Nice1> heh
22:20:00 <Lumeah> Blame abc
22:20:00 <Nice1> you bastard ABC
22:20:00 <Nice1> where's the rest of you anyway
22:20:00 <Nice1> defg and all that
22:21:00 <Nice1> heh
22:28:00 <Nice1> hmm not much happening huh
22:28:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
22:43:00 <carlOz> nick irc
22:43:00 <carlOz> nickop id olrac123
23:21:00 <carlOz> nickop id olrac123
23:22:00 <Kelevra> yeah w/e
23:50:00 <staffecet> roof roof
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