// #melbourne — 2016-12-13
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00:18:00 <notstro> HeyGuys
06:22:00 <techn9ne> Hi
06:22:00 <Sarah_Silverman> `kick techn9ne
06:23:00 <Sarah_Silverman> rappers.. my lord.
06:34:00 <Bonny> what was that about? lol
06:34:00 <Bonny> there goes a bot
06:34:00 <Sarah_Silverman> don't you hate tech 9?
06:35:00 <Bonny> I don't know them
06:35:00 <Sarah_Silverman> it's rapper bullcrap
06:35:00 <Sarah_Silverman> :P
06:35:00 <Bonny> we don't ban ppl cos we hate them lol
06:35:00 <Sarah_Silverman> okay
06:35:00 <Bonny> lol
06:35:00 <Sarah_Silverman> hopefully next time he comes back as something nice
06:35:00 <Bonny> I'm pissing myself here lol
06:35:00 <Sarah_Silverman> lmao
06:36:00 <Sarah_Silverman> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
06:36:00 <Bonny> lol
06:36:00 <Bonny> you hate the music so it's a ban lol
06:36:00 <Sarah_Silverman> nah tech 9 annoys me
06:36:00 <Bonny> the song or the user?
06:36:00 <Sarah_Silverman> I'm from springvale and everyone thought they were a rapper
06:37:00 <Bonny> lol
06:37:00 <Sarah_Silverman> nah the person who likes that shoul be banned
06:37:00 <Sarah_Silverman> should*
06:38:00 <Sarah_Silverman> it's like bone thugs and harmony
06:38:00 <Bonny> everyone has their taste in shit regardless if we agree to it or not lol
06:38:00 <Sarah_Silverman> FINNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
06:38:00 <Bonny> lol
06:38:00 <Sarah_Silverman> I hope I've changed the persons life though
06:38:00 <Bonny> now you're shitty with me lol
06:39:00 <Sarah_Silverman> no, never
06:39:00 <Sarah_Silverman> <3
06:39:00 <Bonny> haha ok
06:39:00 <Sarah_Silverman> don't listen to crappy rap tech9 bs
06:39:00 <Sarah_Silverman> even stevens
06:39:00 <Bonny> I don't listen to that..
06:40:00 <Sarah_Silverman> my fkn shit is all fkn up
06:40:00 <Bonny> ?
06:40:00 <Sarah_Silverman> I was trying to put on rolling in the deep
06:40:00 <Sarah_Silverman> and it's totally crashed
06:40:00 <Bonny> :(
06:40:00 <Sarah_Silverman> so I've given up
06:40:00 <Sarah_Silverman> HUG ME
06:40:00 <Bonny> *hugz*
06:40:00 <Bonny> lol
06:41:00 <Bonny> Sarah_Silverman I believe it's bed time
06:41:00 <Sarah_Silverman> sames
06:42:00 <Sarah_Silverman> mwah xo
06:42:00 <Sarah_Silverman> nie nies nigger
06:42:00 <Bonny> *lix* lol
06:42:00 <Sarah_Silverman> <3
06:42:00 <Bonny> night night.. sleep tight
07:43:00 <Glenn> Good morning all! :)
11:07:00 <Exo> Good morning 4:7)
12:28:00 <SevenThirty> Extra, extra read all about it - https://soundcloud.com/austnet-news/austnet-news-13122016
13:09:00 <JohnnyMuno> why do you kick me?
13:09:00 <Kelevra> why not? you're a pest
13:09:00 <JohnnyMuno> ?
13:15:00 <Lumeah> Cuz it felt good.
13:15:00 <Skirmish> How was your weekend lumies? Find any guys willing to go on safari and take you home?
13:16:00 <Kelevra> hahaha
13:18:00 <Lumeah> Your need to hassle me skirmish never fails.. I'm truly amazed at your brilliance.
13:18:00 <Skirmish> Geez was just a question.
13:18:00 <Kelevra> that line doesn't make sense
13:18:00 <Skirmish> She never makes sense when she tries to act smart.
13:18:00 <Lumeah> Why not.?
13:19:00 <Kelevra> just like that "Why not.?
13:19:00 <Lumeah> Point out my failure then.
13:19:00 <Kelevra> Are you foreign?
13:19:00 <Lumeah> I'm waiting teachers.. :p
13:19:00 <Lumeah> Are u a lemming?
13:19:00 <Kelevra> wait for it..
13:20:00 <Kelevra> I think we should all put in for an education course for Lumeah. I feel sorry for her.
13:20:00 <Kelevra> Wait.. My 3 year old can school her
13:21:00 <Skirmish> I've told her she needs a WEA of TAFE course! Maybe go to tafe and finish year 10?
13:21:00 <Lumeah> Well i asked you to correct me and you have failed... So u can go first.. Hows that?
13:21:00 <Kelevra> Lumeah Can you say 'Hello Miss Angelina'
13:22:00 <Lumeah> Yeah maybe you should be being a mother to your three year old n not stroking skirmish's ego.
13:22:00 <Kelevra> lol
13:22:00 <Lumeah> Can u say i like to brain fuck with my best friend skirmish?
13:23:00 <Kelevra> Skirmish and myself aren't besties, we're just pointing out the obvious, the obvious being that you're 'you' and we're 'us'.
13:23:00 <Skirmish> oooooooo
13:23:00 <Lumeah> Ohhh so u are going to try to teach me?... Good for u
13:23:00 <Kelevra> Skirmish was she trying to 'burn' me?
13:23:00 <Lumeah> You can't tell?
13:24:00 <Kelevra> nah I stated my daughter would be above your wave length.
13:24:00 <Kelevra> she can 'school' you.
13:24:00 <Kelevra> U NEEDS SOME LEARNING DARLZ
13:27:00 <Kelevra> I hope triple buttered popcorn is nice
13:29:00 <Skirmish> No wonder you don't have a man lumeah.
13:29:00 <Kelevra> she has many men
13:29:00 <Kelevra> they just don't contact her afterward
13:30:00 <Lumeah> Speeking from experience Kelevra?
13:30:00 <Kelevra> speeking
13:30:00 <Kelevra> yes, Lumeah, I'm an ugly troll who puts out @ bars like you do.
13:30:00 <Kelevra> clap clap clap for the handicapped.
13:30:00 <Lumeah> Are u? Eww.
13:31:00 <Kelevra> lol
13:31:00 <Lumeah> Hope u don't get nocked up agin.
13:31:00 <Kelevra> knocked*
13:31:00 <Kelevra> I hope I do, I'd love a boy next time.
13:31:00 <Lumeah> Hate their to be too many daddys.
13:31:00 <Kelevra> your life must seem so empty
13:32:00 <Lumeah> No comment.
13:32:00 <Kelevra> just thinking and dreaming of dick all day must be exhausting
13:32:00 <Lumeah> Hmm urs myst seeem so firilling
13:32:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
13:32:00 <Kelevra> [13:31:46] <Lumeah> Hate their to be too many daddys.
13:32:00 <Kelevra> you make me want to heeve.
13:32:00 <Lumeah> Goooood.
13:32:00 <Lumeah> .
13:33:00 <Kelevra> [13:32:33] <Lumeah> Hmm urs myst seeem so firilling
13:33:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
13:33:00 <Kelevra> are you drunk?
13:33:00 <Arbition> woah what have I walked into
13:33:00 <Kelevra> irc mate
13:33:00 <Arbition> there are different corners of IRC
13:33:00 <Kelevra> yes
13:33:00 <Lumeah> Small minded fucktards trolling as usual
13:33:00 <Kelevra> lol
13:34:00 <Kelevra> trolling?
13:34:00 <Lumeah> And Kelevra knows them all well
13:34:00 <Kelevra> you attacked Skirmish and myself.
13:34:00 <Kelevra> YOU.
13:34:00 <Kelevra> WHY OWE YOU
13:35:00 <Lumeah> U attacked my English and wouldn't teach me betta.. Sniffy Sniff sniff
13:35:00 <Skirmish> All I did was ask if lumies found someone to throw handfulls of flour at her groin on the weekend and BAM off she goes.
13:35:00 <Lumeah> Lol..
13:35:00 <Kelevra> lmao
13:35:00 <Lumeah> Fucking so eazy..
13:35:00 <Kelevra> she's nawty
13:35:00 <Arbition> handfuls of flour? What does that even mean
13:35:00 <Lumeah> See ya later.. I even got caps.. Hehe
13:35:00 <Lumeah> Fucked if i know
13:35:00 <Skirmish> easy*
13:36:00 <Kelevra> Arbition how many naked photos did she send you?
13:36:00 <Skirmish> You've never heard the term 'Throw flour at the fat bitch to find the wet spot' Arbition?
13:36:00 <Arbition> No I haven;t
13:36:00 <Arbition> and I haven't recieved nude photos from anyone
13:37:00 <Kelevra> oh okay..
13:37:00 <Kelevra> she's a bakery
13:58:00 <money> Austnet news baby
13:58:00 <money> More
14:06:00 <Kelevra> yeah the last update of 'austnet news' was pretty funny
14:08:00 <johninja> Kelevra
14:08:00 <johninja> Where is my baby?
14:08:00 <Kelevra> you're not johninja
14:09:00 <johninja> Where is my baby?
14:09:00 <johninja> You dumb cunt
14:09:00 <Kelevra> eh
14:09:00 <johninja> I heard about you on the news
14:09:00 <johninja> The Austnet news
14:09:00 <Kelevra> so where's this austnet news?
14:09:00 <Kelevra> yeah I heard about it
14:13:00 <Skirmish> lol the lengths people are prepared to go to just to take a shot at someone.
14:14:00 <Kelevra> ?
16:06:00 <TheRon> i lost bowls this week
16:07:00 <Kelevra> hey TheRon <3
16:07:00 <Kelevra> hows your day been?
16:08:00 <TheRon> warmish
16:09:00 <Kelevra> yeah it is a nice day hey
16:09:00 <TheRon> beer garden weather
16:10:00 <Kelevra> yeah
16:11:00 <TheRon> fucking hot tomorrow
16:11:00 <Kelevra> I hope so
16:11:00 <TheRon> really?
16:11:00 <Kelevra> then I get to enjoy
16:12:00 <Kelevra> yeah well wtf is the point of living next to the beach if you can't enjoy it
16:12:00 <TheRon> so true
16:12:00 <Kelevra> :)
16:12:00 <TheRon> a ton of chicks wearing not much
16:12:00 <TheRon> got to look at the positives
16:13:00 <Kelevra> wow, I don't look @ ppl on the beach
16:13:00 <TheRon> that's the whole point of going to the beach
16:13:00 <TheRon> to have a uncle merv
16:14:00 <Kelevra> I've never done it
16:15:00 <TheRon> well i don't / can't swim so what else is there to do?
16:15:00 <Kelevra> tan
16:15:00 <TheRon> fine line with me
16:15:00 <Kelevra> i have olice skin so I'm okay
16:15:00 <TheRon> i got burnt on saturday, it was only 20 degrees or so
16:16:00 <Kelevra> olive*
16:16:00 <Kelevra> omg chocolate santas are awesome
16:16:00 <TheRon> do they have scotch in them?
16:17:00 <Kelevra> naww
16:17:00 <TheRon> can't be that awesome
16:17:00 <Kelevra> omg do you eat those chocolate liqours?
16:17:00 <Kelevra> they're horrible
16:17:00 <TheRon> yes
16:17:00 <Kelevra> ewk
16:17:00 <TheRon> i like the jack daniel ones the best
16:17:00 <Kelevra> yuckies
16:20:00 <TheRon> this beer is going down so easy
16:20:00 <TheRon> could do 8 cans tonight
16:21:00 <Kelevra> I can't drink tinnies
16:22:00 <TheRon> usaustralian :P
16:22:00 <TheRon> un
16:22:00 <Kelevra> I'm allergic to all metals and minerals
16:22:00 <TheRon> damn
16:22:00 <TheRon> water and milk?
16:23:00 <Kelevra> water gives me a rash cause it has flouride
16:23:00 <Kelevra> I drink it though
16:23:00 <Kelevra> I don't drink much milk
16:23:00 <Kelevra> I take vitamins
16:23:00 <TheRon> i always thought those vitamin pills were a scam
16:24:00 <Kelevra> I take those gummie ones
16:25:00 <TheRon> my vitamins usually come in a green can
16:30:00 <Kelevra> vb cans?
16:31:00 <TheRon> or boags
16:36:00 <TheRon> your b'day this week?
16:37:00 <Kelevra> yeah 17th
16:37:00 <Kelevra> big 31
16:37:00 <TheRon> youngun
16:37:00 <Kelevra> shh
16:37:00 <Kelevra> I R SO MUCH BIG
16:38:00 <Kelevra> I'm still trying to put on weight
16:38:00 <TheRon> 31 should be a party like 21
16:38:00 <Kelevra> next year I'll get there I think
16:38:00 <Kelevra> oh I'm going to dance like it's nuffin to dance
16:39:00 <TheRon> to old people music?
16:39:00 <Kelevra> what's old ppl mooosic?
16:39:00 <Kelevra> good music? yes!
16:39:00 <TheRon> anything the kids aren't listening to
16:40:00 <TheRon> it's been raining for so long
16:41:00 <Kelevra> Raiche was asking me to put on susp minds by elvis
16:41:00 <Kelevra> like 3 times in a row on the weekend
16:41:00 <TheRon> nice
16:41:00 <TheRon> chuck on the ub40 one
16:42:00 <Kelevra> I can do the elvis voice so well it's disturbing
16:42:00 <TheRon> thank you very much!
16:42:00 <Kelevra> oh what they covered it?
16:42:00 <Kelevra> bs
16:43:00 <TheRon> fine young cannibals, my bad
16:43:00 <Kelevra> NAWTY RON
16:43:00 <Kelevra> liar
16:44:00 <TheRon> that's what she said
16:44:00 <Kelevra> you bish
16:47:00 <British^Meat> now now thats enough of that language
16:48:00 <TheRon> can you say arse in here?
16:49:00 <Kelevra> STAHHHP
16:49:00 <Kelevra> it's the coonts and beavers and whatnots
16:52:00 <TheRon> am i the only one that's sick of christmas already?
16:54:00 <Kelevra> nah I'm on the boat
16:54:00 <Kelevra> I can't wait for next year
16:54:00 <Kelevra> too many deaths this year
16:54:00 <TheRon> the carols depress me
16:54:00 <Kelevra> auntie and uncle passed and a close neighbour friend
16:55:00 <TheRon> damn
16:55:00 <Kelevra> yeah bring on next year
16:55:00 <TheRon> boxing day can't come fast enough
16:55:00 <Kelevra> and why the fuck has farnhamm and olivia bought out another album
16:55:00 <TheRon> nothing else to do?
16:55:00 <Kelevra> I wish they'd just... STOP
16:56:00 <TheRon> the last tour?
16:56:00 <Kelevra> those mother fuckers need to stop drinking together
16:56:00 <Kelevra> it's annoying
16:56:00 <TheRon> xmas cd's shit me too
16:56:00 <Kelevra> same
16:58:00 <TheRon> FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!
17:02:00 <Arbition> I'll get the aluminum pole from the attic
17:03:00 <TheRon> lol indeed
17:03:00 <Arbition> yes aluminum, not aluminium
17:03:00 <TheRon> ready for the feats of strength?
17:03:00 <Arbition> no, not the feats of strength
17:04:00 <Kelevra> who the fuck in aus has an attic?
17:04:00 <Kelevra> o.O
17:04:00 <Arbition> More likely than a cellar
17:05:00 <Arbition> sure they're hot and stuffy, but you can store shit up there
17:06:00 <TheRon> everybody hurts, sometimes
17:07:00 <Kelevra> TheRon I listened to gloria est the other night with Raiche and I thought of you
17:07:00 <Kelevra> I didn't get soggy pants but you were alwayssssssssssssssss on my mind, you were alwayssssssssssss on my mind
17:07:00 <TheRon> very nice
17:09:00 <Kelevra> cause it cuts both ways
17:15:00 <Kelevra> listening to alanis
17:16:00 <Kelevra> she's such a bitter mole i love her
17:17:00 <TheRon> is it moronic
17:18:00 <Kelevra> nah I was listening to 'you outta know'
17:18:00 <Kelevra> fkn canadians hey
17:18:00 <TheRon> so bitter
17:19:00 <TheRon> they shouldn't be, they shit all over americans
17:20:00 <TheRon> i heard the canadians are building a wall of their own, to keep the americans out
17:22:00 <Kelevra> hahaha
17:23:00 <Kelevra> I think they should
17:24:00 <TheRon> the cranberries - linger
17:29:00 <TheRon> hi Lumeah2
17:29:00 <Kelevra> <3 that song
17:34:00 <TheRon> sunny came home
17:34:00 <Kelevra> what's that?
17:34:00 <TheRon> shawn colvin
17:35:00 <Kelevra> not familiar
17:35:00 <TheRon> same era
17:36:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfKKBDFCiIA
17:36:00 <Kelevra> me no rikey
17:37:00 <TheRon> shawn mullins?
17:38:00 <Kelevra> nup not my jam
17:40:00 <TheRon> how bizarre how bizarre
17:40:00 <Kelevra> that kiwi guy
17:40:00 <TheRon> yes!
17:43:00 <Kelevra> yes
17:43:00 <Kelevra> hey guess what
17:43:00 <Kelevra> Lwaxana and I started dating
17:43:00 <Kelevra> she seriously love me
17:43:00 <TheRon> dear god!
17:44:00 <Kelevra> yeah nah we're adopting a baby from thailand
17:44:00 <Kelevra> getting married in america, cali
17:45:00 <TheRon> i'd go for the wedding
17:45:00 <TheRon> and the wedding night :P
17:45:00 <couleurs> Hi All
17:45:00 <Kelevra> of course
17:47:00 <TheRon> gin blossoms?
17:48:00 <couleurs> :p
17:48:00 <TheRon> couleurs: when did jane bunn get married
17:48:00 <TheRon> just seems wrong
17:49:00 <couleurs> idk
17:49:00 <couleurs> thought she was married 2 her tits
17:49:00 <TheRon> i thought so too
17:51:00 <TheRon> jane bunn's got a lot of talent, up front!
17:51:00 <couleurs> ;)
17:53:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQVQjMY7AOo
18:00:00 <TheRon> only the good die young
18:07:00 <couleurs> :)
18:14:00 <couleurs> Burn. Jaysen Burn.
18:14:00 <Kelevra> fucking shut up.
18:15:00 <couleurs> Get Out Fennec_Fox!!!!!!!!!
18:15:00 <couleurs> where r all the cool ppl chatters TheRon
18:16:00 <Kelevra> I'll ban you couleurs if you ever repeat that line.
18:16:00 <couleurs> which 1
18:16:00 <Kelevra> [18:14:23] <couleurs> Burn. Jaysen Burn.
18:16:00 <couleurs> lol
18:16:00 <Kelevra> ever type that again and i'll ban you.
18:16:00 <Kelevra> I mean it.
18:16:00 <couleurs> idgi
18:16:00 <Kelevra> idgi?
18:17:00 <Kelevra> what does that mean
18:17:00 <couleurs> i don't get it
18:17:00 <TheRon> he doesnt get it
18:17:00 <couleurs> thank u
18:17:00 <Kelevra> DON'T type that ever again.
18:17:00 <Kelevra> okay.
18:18:00 <Kelevra> sorry but it hit a nerve
18:18:00 <TheRon> it's always been a matter of trust
18:19:00 <couleurs> :~)
18:19:00 <Kelevra> my friends name was jason and his face melted as he was dying, he collapsed on a heated
18:19:00 <Kelevra> heater
18:19:00 <Kelevra> as panda about it
18:19:00 <couleurs> whoa
18:19:00 <Kelevra> yes
18:20:00 <Kelevra> so mind yourself please
18:20:00 <TheRon> that sucks
18:20:00 <couleurs> i was referencing the hit movie franchise with matt damen
18:21:00 <Kelevra> I don't care, I took it the wrong way.
18:21:00 <Kelevra> just please don't say that shit.
18:22:00 <TheRon> how about them knicks?
18:23:00 <TheRon> BvB!
18:23:00 <TheRon> !
18:23:00 <couleurs> BvB..
18:24:00 <couleurs> they rok
18:28:00 <TheRon> seems a bit harsh, unless he knew
18:38:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lur-SGl3uw8
19:08:00 <MerryChristmas> MerryChristmas
19:08:00 <British^Meat> no
19:09:00 <MerryChristmas> no?
19:19:00 <Kelevra> amelia or should I refer to as 'slug'
19:20:00 <Kelevra> go on speak up bitch tits.
19:24:00 <couleurs> thx 4 unban it's great to be back
19:24:00 <couleurs> now i can chat to TheRon again
19:24:00 <couleurs> and enjoy his irc karaoke hits
19:27:00 <amelia> lawn bowl pro
19:28:00 <amelia> `ban MerryChristmas -noexpire
19:28:00 <couleurs> what a man's man
19:28:00 <couleurs> #rEkT
19:28:00 <amelia> such a jolly name for someone so abusive
19:28:00 <Kelevra> yeah you'll be deoped by tonight amelia
19:28:00 <Kelevra> :)
19:28:00 <amelia> Ho Ho FuCK oFF
19:29:00 <couleurs> every day he comes on, calls everyone a pedo... how boring
19:29:00 <Kelevra> ho ho yourself
19:29:00 <Kelevra> dirty slurry
19:29:00 <amelia> yah same ol rants
19:29:00 <amelia> he not very creative
19:29:00 <couleurs> MiX iT uP
19:30:00 <Kelevra> you'll lose your ops today baby cakes
19:31:00 <amelia> gonna make fromt page for auSTNeT NeWS
19:31:00 <Kelevra> abusing ops and I've heard about your bs rants.
19:31:00 <couleurs> hope i get ops 1 day
19:31:00 <Kelevra> oh so it's so you?
19:31:00 <Kelevra> that makes this so much prettier for you.
19:32:00 <Kelevra> maybe you might get a zline or even a gline.
19:32:00 <amelia> gosh it was hot todays
19:32:00 <amelia> burn baby burnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
19:32:00 <amelia> was 37 on Saturday
19:32:00 <couleurs> it's gonna be 34c tomorrow
19:33:00 <couleurs> i 4 get i'm the only 1 in melb here...
19:33:00 <amelia> is dat the hottest melb gets
19:34:00 <couleurs> pretty much... 2 days of over 30's then back to WiNTeR
19:34:00 <amelia> we had rain todays
19:34:00 <amelia> and i think yesterday
19:35:00 <amelia> but humid and gross
19:35:00 <couleurs> Heater Weather!!!!!!!!!
19:35:00 <amelia> iS DiS QueeNSLaND?
19:36:00 <couleurs> did u c the NT slogan it was like C U in NT
19:36:00 <amelia> AHAHA yas
19:36:00 <couleurs> holy shit i thought that was the best thing ever
19:37:00 <amelia> its truly what makes australia gr8
19:38:00 <couleurs> agreed.
19:44:00 <Kelevra> PeDo^HaiR change your nickname
19:44:00 <Kelevra> it's offensive.
19:48:00 <couleurs> yea whatever u do don't accidentely offend Kelevra m8
19:48:00 <Kelevra> `ban couleurs
19:49:00 <Raichu> :/
19:49:00 <Kelevra> kekeke
19:49:00 <Kelevra> fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
19:49:00 <Raichu> lol
19:49:00 <Kelevra> >.<
19:49:00 <Kelevra> fkn killjoy
19:50:00 <Raichu> That ban will still stand cuz it's via ChanOP lol
19:51:00 <Kelevra> maybe chanop doesn't like couleurs
19:51:00 <Raichu> lol
19:51:00 <Kelevra> I'm just saying..
19:52:00 <Kelevra> maybe that's the case
19:52:00 <Arbition> What if he just doesn't use mibbitt
19:52:00 <Kelevra> yeah exactly
19:52:00 <Kelevra> maybe chanop is feeling odd
19:52:00 <Arbition> Antibiotics
19:53:00 <Kelevra> yeah he'son a different set of meds and things are for him
19:53:00 <Kelevra> he has a lot of kids
19:53:00 <Kelevra> hard times for ChanOP
19:53:00 <Arbition> Kids kill your dreams I hear. Unless kids are your dream I suppose
19:53:00 <Kelevra> Raichu be sensitive
19:54:00 <Kelevra> wtf have some compassion
19:54:00 <Arbition> One day...
19:54:00 <Kelevra> ChanOP is on centrelink
19:54:00 <Kelevra> poor thing is going for dsp
19:54:00 <Kelevra> Raichu you're being unfair.
19:55:00 <Arbition> I have never dealt with cenny, I hear they do everything they can to make your life hard
19:56:00 <Kelevra> If you call it cenny I think you'd have alot more than I'd like to deal with them
19:58:00 <Arbition> Sorry I don't understand
20:01:00 <Arbition> I like not having debt
20:03:00 <Arbition> Keep reminding myself I no longer have hecs, because it was pretty invisible
20:23:00 <LoLLi^HaiR> now what are you going to spend all your dollah dollah bills on
20:24:00 <Arbition> Aww I was going to respond
20:25:00 <Kelevra> darling if you're hot and heavy let's have it
20:26:00 <Arbition> Blackjack and hookers. But not too many I've got to rebuild my reserves
20:59:00 <WhoMadeWho> hello lickers of the fun button between the labia folds
21:00:00 <Kelevra> PAULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
21:00:00 <WhoMadeWho> oh oops, best watch my filth content else yee will think i am a dirty kent
21:00:00 <Kelevra> nawww
21:01:00 <WhoMadeWho> you have an @
21:01:00 <Kelevra> you are a dirty kent
21:01:00 <Kelevra> :P
21:01:00 <WhoMadeWho> are you a queen amongst queens in here ?
21:01:00 <Kelevra> how be you?
21:01:00 <WhoMadeWho> i be velly good
21:01:00 <Kelevra> yes they finally caved and made me queen bee?
21:02:00 <Kelevra> I kissed so much bum bum
21:02:00 <Kelevra> alas here I am
21:02:00 <WhoMadeWho> well.....i offered to kiss your bum bum......WITH MY TONGUE SPONGE
21:02:00 <WhoMadeWho> oops
21:02:00 <WhoMadeWho> did it again
21:02:00 <WhoMadeWho> filthed
21:02:00 <WhoMadeWho> shame upon me
21:03:00 <Kelevra> tongue sponge, I'm so using that
21:04:00 <WhoMadeWho> what state you live in now ?
21:04:00 <Kelevra> Victoria
21:04:00 <Kelevra> It sucks
21:04:00 <Kelevra> I turn 31 next week and the weather sucks
21:04:00 <Glenn> Good evening all! :)
21:04:00 <WhoMadeWho> what ? 31 ?
21:04:00 <WhoMadeWho> no shit ey
21:05:00 <Kelevra> wb Glenn <3
21:05:00 <Kelevra> yeah I'm a big girl now!
21:05:00 <WhoMadeWho> wow
21:05:00 <Glenn> Thanks Kelevra! :)
21:05:00 <WhoMadeWho> i still love the fact you have irish in you
21:05:00 <Kelevra> I can't gain weight butI can change age!
21:06:00 <Kelevra> wanna give me some more irish
21:06:00 <Kelevra> UMMPH UMMPH
21:06:00 <Kelevra> :P
21:07:00 <WhoMadeWho> how is your inards......you spent sooooo much time in horse spittle
21:07:00 <WhoMadeWho> are you fixed ?
21:07:00 <Kelevra> it's all in tact
21:08:00 <WhoMadeWho> good
21:08:00 <WhoMadeWho> at one stage i thought all your organs were shutting down
21:09:00 <WhoMadeWho> but you have powered through it seems
21:09:00 <Kelevra> yeah pancreatitis sucked
21:09:00 <Kelevra> but I'm all good now
21:09:00 <WhoMadeWho> what does a pancreas do ?
21:09:00 <WhoMadeWho> ive no idea to be honest
21:10:00 <Kelevra> well your mouth eats the foods
21:10:00 <WhoMadeWho> fuck oath it does
21:10:00 <Kelevra> then it goes into your belly
21:10:00 <WhoMadeWho> all the foods
21:10:00 <Kelevra> it's the whole digestion that packs itself
21:11:00 <WhoMadeWho> lordy
21:11:00 <Kelevra> your bowel can't digest so the pancreas pays for it
21:11:00 <Kelevra> can't poop. or eat. or anyfing
21:11:00 <WhoMadeWho> that is uncool state of affairs
21:12:00 <Kelevra> but I haven't had anything for years
21:12:00 <Kelevra> thankfully
21:12:00 <WhoMadeWho> pleased to hear this
21:13:00 <WhoMadeWho> full time mummyhood for choo now ey
21:13:00 <WhoMadeWho> 24/7
21:13:00 <Kelevra> you should kill them
21:13:00 <Kelevra> I need sleep
21:14:00 <WhoMadeWho> it is the curse of mummyhood.....sleeping with one eye open
21:14:00 <WhoMadeWho> and one ear open
21:14:00 <WhoMadeWho> not really awake, but not really asleep
21:15:00 <Kelevra> no they're fkn evil
21:15:00 <WhoMadeWho> do you think we were pains in the ass to our parents too ?
21:15:00 <WhoMadeWho> i reckon i was
21:15:00 <Kelevra> I know I was a total arseface
21:16:00 <WhoMadeWho> yes yes.....getting drunk and driving cars into brick walls
21:16:00 <WhoMadeWho> etc.
21:16:00 <Kelevra> smoking areas
21:16:00 <Kelevra> get it right buddy
21:16:00 <WhoMadeWho> lol
21:17:00 <Kelevra> stfu you love me!
21:17:00 <WhoMadeWho> it cant be denied
21:17:00 <WhoMadeWho> my feet still hurt from wearing sneakers too small for my feet the first night i mets you
21:18:00 <WhoMadeWho> and you thought i was a cop
21:18:00 <Kelevra> I seriously thought you were a cop
21:19:00 <WhoMadeWho> its a pong
21:19:00 <Kelevra> the poos and wees
21:19:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiii
21:19:00 <WhoMadeWho> i just finished three weeks annual leave.......first day back to work today.....boooouuuuuuuuurns
21:21:00 <WhoMadeWho> best i go to lay upon me couch and prepare for second day back at work.......not used to having to get up at bullshit time of morning
21:22:00 <WhoMadeWho> therefore i bids thee much lurve and goodbyes
21:23:00 <Kelevra> I love that douchebag
21:23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who pong?
21:25:00 <Kelevra> `ban [[[[[pong]]]]]
21:54:00 <Skirmish> What's news faux? We were only talking about you last night and how much coulers misses you.
21:54:00 <faux> Hi skirm
21:54:00 <robot> it's pronounced COLOURS fuck it im OUTTA here
21:56:00 <Arbition> Chowder. Chowder
21:56:00 <Arbition> say it again frenchy
21:56:00 <MerryChristmas> frenchy?
21:57:00 <MerryChristmas> that comedian loser?
21:57:00 <Arbition> No, simpsons episode reference
21:57:00 <MerryChristmas> ahhh lol
21:57:00 <MerryChristmas> cool
21:57:00 <MerryChristmas> good old simpsons
21:57:00 <Kelevra> `ban faux
21:58:00 <Skirmish> Why did you ban faux?
21:58:00 <Arbition> was she fake?
21:58:00 <Kelevra> Skirmish do i need to explan mysef to you?
21:58:00 <Glenn> Probably seemed like a good idea at the time Skirmish. I was waiting for him to start playing up as well.
21:58:00 <Kelevra> myself*
22:00:00 <Kelevra> if you like t have her in your company join her channel, it's named after people like herself aka #cunts
22:01:00 <Skirmish> lol
22:02:00 <Kelevra> :)
22:02:00 <couleurs> TheRon!!!!!!
22:03:00 <Kelevra> couleurs why not join amelia or tina
22:03:00 <Kelevra> you seem like a fuckwit.
22:04:00 <MerryChristmas> he is a fuckwit
22:04:00 <couleurs> :)
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22:42:00 <digitok> Antiquity sucks
22:42:00 <Antiquity> ohh :(
22:42:00 <digitok> lol :D
22:43:00 <Skirmish> lol
22:43:00 <digitok> 'sup Skirmish
22:44:00 <digitok> always got n00bs flooding in here?
22:44:00 <digitok> thought it was 2002 when i joined
22:45:00 <Antiquity> Skirmish...like a small battle?
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22:55:00 <partay> ahhhh
22:55:00 <partay> mint slice and Ice Break™
22:56:00 <partay> beat that
22:58:00 <Antiquity> Tim Tam and hot choc
22:59:00 <partay> very very close
23:00:00 <partay> if you had said "with a marshmellow" you may have the title
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