// #melbourne — 2016-12-22
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10:30:00 <BlackDevil> Q{{
10:33:00 <Q{{> yes BlackDevil
10:33:00 <Q{{> u a hottie, BlackDevil ?
10:35:00 <BlackDevil> you want to change my computer power supply?
10:51:00 <Q{{> it works?
10:51:00 <Q{{> yeh i'd use it to power cordless drill
10:56:00 <techn9ne> Hi lumeah
10:58:00 <techn9ne> Simba!!!
11:20:00 <Q{{> 6inch meal
11:20:00 <Q{{> http://nypost.com/2016/12/19/this-airplane-meal-leaves-little-to-the-imagination/
11:31:00 <simba> please dont link to any american papers
11:47:00 <thestig> simba
11:52:00 <simba> yes
11:55:00 <Boris> thestig
11:56:00 <Boris> its me
11:56:00 <Boris> uncle Boris
11:58:00 <Boris> say hello to ya uncle
12:11:00 <simba> cram it Bonny
12:44:00 <thestig> hi uncle boris
16:36:00 <staffecet> Gunshots fired at Melbourne CFMEU office
16:39:00 <TheRon> that's a shame!
16:39:00 <staffecet> no its a good start
16:41:00 <staffecet> Researchers find the cause of death for at least 50 dolphins in Gulf St Vincent in 2013
16:42:00 <TheRon> if dolphins are so smart, how come they keep getting caught in those nets?
16:45:00 <staffecet> the viruses killed them
16:46:00 <Lumeah> Sup fuckers
16:46:00 <TheRon> dead dolphins apparently
16:47:00 <staffecet> we are all dead in this planet
16:48:00 <TheRon> are we here at all or are we all some sick figment of some god's imagination
16:50:00 <staffecet> http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/92/927e6c9279daa15b69ac11d0237cb0341c23362dba0190d0cf7b6e2c4ea0cdd1.jpg
16:50:00 <TheRon> yes, women!
16:50:00 <staffecet> https://memecrunch.com/meme/16MU3/women-aliens
16:51:00 <TheRon> aliens Scullyn aliens!
16:51:00 <staffecet> ladyboys are angel
16:53:00 <staffecet> my ex withdrawn my spouse visa from immi cause she wasnt happy in our sexual intercourse
16:53:00 <staffecet> sad but true
16:54:00 <TheRon> Bryan Ferry
17:00:00 <Q{{> maybe u need to upgrade with bionic vibrating penis staffet
17:01:00 <Q{{> u can get such implant nowadays
17:01:00 <TheRon> i miss the days when women used to just lay back and be greatful :P
17:02:00 <Q{{> yeh them were the days
17:02:00 <Q{{> its kind of men fault really
17:03:00 <TheRon> ?
17:03:00 <Q{{> they come up all these new fangle inventions
17:03:00 <Q{{> it desensitize women
17:03:00 <TheRon> too smart for our own good
17:03:00 <Q{{> so men have to up the game
17:03:00 <Q{{> and up the ante
17:04:00 <TheRon> those sex dolls kind of appeal, they don't complain afterwards
17:04:00 <Q{{> its so hard to compete with newer vibrating dildos
17:04:00 <kelly19> hehe
17:05:00 <Q{{> with all maner of protrusions
17:05:00 <Q{{> managed with embedded linux
17:05:00 <Q{{> with wifi and gsm
17:05:00 <Q{{> thousands of programs
17:06:00 <TheRon> all this tech talk is really getting the juices flowing
17:06:00 <kelly19> hehe really theron
17:06:00 <TheRon> ooh yeah
17:06:00 <TheRon> tell me more
17:07:00 <Q{{> i only got me smart phone with me
17:07:00 <Q{{> im using its vibrator on me nipples now
17:08:00 <Q{{> oh look i got usb cable with me
17:08:00 <Q{{> let me see if i can make electrodes out of that
17:09:00 <TheRon> McGuyver could do it
17:41:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svWINSRhQU0
17:42:00 <Lumeah> Huh
17:43:00 <Lumeah> U
17:43:00 <TheRon> ?
17:52:00 <TheRon> don't stand so close to me
17:57:00 <TheRon> i'm addicted to you babe, you're a hard habit to break
18:17:00 <TheRon> it's so funny how we don't talk anymore
18:31:00 <Q{{> say no more, lets cuddle instead
18:32:00 <Q{{> :D
18:34:00 <TheRon> i don't bend that way
18:39:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YAlkSa7UTM
18:41:00 <BMW> ah hah
18:42:00 <Q{{> im trying to seduce TheRon, dont meddle British^Meat !
18:42:00 <Q{{> im charming him with my song
18:42:00 <TheRon> et us a beer toots chop chop!
18:43:00 <TheRon> i should try to cool your hot tempered heart with a cool island song
18:44:00 <Glenn> Good evening all! :)
18:44:00 <Q{{> Fugees - Killing Me Softly (Radio Edit) HQ
18:45:00 <TheRon> get into the groove
19:12:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
19:13:00 <Raichu> Mornin!
19:13:00 <Sunbeam> hi there Raichu :)
19:13:00 <Raichu> What's new
19:14:00 <TheRon> little river band - lady
19:14:00 <Sunbeam> hmmmm ....nothing new hnere....anything new there?
19:14:00 <lx> ...ah huh...
19:14:00 <TheRon> i had some brunch beers yesterday, it was awesome
19:15:00 <Raichu> Sinking a couple of beers
19:16:00 <TheRon> how awesome is Lady by LRB
19:17:00 <TheRon> the joke on the olden days, "it's 1863, surely the little river band can't still be going!"
19:18:00 <Raichu> loll
19:23:00 <TheRon> i was at a work xmas do yesterday, almost felt the need to do an impromptu rendition on the gambler by kenny rogers
19:24:00 <Raichu> You should've!
19:24:00 <Raichu> Good tune
19:24:00 <TheRon> regretting not doing it
19:26:00 <Raichu> I would be too
19:26:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj4nJ1YEAp4
19:32:00 <TheRon> i was on a public bus yesterday and all i could think was elvis pressley - in the ghetto
19:36:00 <Lumeah3> Ung
19:37:00 <Lumeah3> On a cold n grey Chicago morning another little baby child is born in the geto
19:39:00 <TheRon> in the ghetto!
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