// #melbourne — 2016-12-25
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08:14:00 <BlackDevil> Carrie Fisher Suffers Massive Heart Attack on Plane
10:00:00 <BlackDevil> Carrie Fisher
12:46:00 <Q{{> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4061132/What-humans-look-like-100-years-Expert-reveals-genetically-modified-bodies-ll-need-survive.html
12:47:00 <Q{{> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4062072/Mountaineer-loaded-right-gear-watches-awe-free-climber-saunters-past-rockface-easily-taking-afternoon-stroll.html
14:27:00 <Ramadan> Afternoon Kelevra
14:38:00 <Kelevra> Afternoon
14:50:00 <Q{{> <-- baking anzac biscuits
14:51:00 <Q{{> Kelevra <-- The Great Tyrant
14:51:00 <Q{{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbMdAiBRGps
14:51:00 <Q{{> she reminds me of her now
15:06:00 <British^Meat> .....
15:19:00 <Q{{> British^Meat, u look u OD on irc
15:20:00 <Q{{> maybe time to move on to retirement village somewhere
15:20:00 <Q{{> get a cottage in the country somewhere
15:23:00 <British^Meat> what?
15:23:00 <British^Meat> i look me OD on irc?
15:24:00 <Q{{> thats when u can only muster '.....' ocasionally
15:24:00 <British^Meat> Im not sure what that means.....
15:25:00 <British^Meat> but it was a subtle attempt to display my contempt at your constant link posting
15:25:00 <British^Meat> Coz like, you are the only one that does that
15:26:00 <Skirmish> Just ban it.
15:30:00 <Q{{> ban it so everyone can only develop into image of u
15:38:00 <British^Meat> U are literally beehhh
15:41:00 <Skirmish> All the more reason to ban it.
16:04:00 <Nice1> its xmas there should be no bans
16:05:00 <British^Meat> not yet it isnt
16:06:00 <Nice1> well near enough
16:09:00 <TheRon> my beer says merry xmas all
16:11:00 <Nice1> cheers
16:12:00 <Nice1> cheers to your beers
16:13:00 <TheRon> i bought 24 new friends today
16:16:00 <jobert> how come austnet sucks so much
16:18:00 <Nice1> thats a good question
16:18:00 <Nice1> TopDog might know
16:19:00 <TheRon> maybe if we all chip in and get the guy whos running a hooker
16:22:00 <Nice1> maybe a donation thing
16:23:00 <Nice1> oh I think theres one already isnt there
16:25:00 <thebigsniffer> Nice1 do you want to ride the big dipper of the big sniffer?
16:25:00 <Nice1> err no im good...but thanks for the kind offer
16:26:00 <Nice1> the thought that counts at xmas huh
16:26:00 <TheRon> and they was all yellow
16:26:00 <Nice1> hehe
16:51:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7b37l_B4vI
16:59:00 <TheRon> i hope Belsnickel comes to everyone's house
17:00:00 <British^Meat> How would you improve it jobert?
17:00:00 <TheRon> for starters i'd like to log on first time, everytime
17:10:00 <jobert> I'd ban anyone who wasn't severely obese attract corporate sponsorship and introducing paid food advertisement bots
17:11:00 <thebigsniffer> Hi there jobert
17:11:00 <jobert> maybe limit the adds to fast food, alcohol and gambling and try and create some sort of referral system
17:12:00 <thebigsniffer> Hi there jobert
17:13:00 <British^Meat> An interesting concept
17:14:00 <Lumeah2> Hi thebigsniffer
17:14:00 <Lumeah2> Hi TheRon
17:15:00 <thebigsniffer> Lumeah2 pumeah
17:15:00 <Lumeah2> Bigwiffer
17:16:00 <jobert> hi thebigsniffer I'm just enjoying KFC's new BACON BURGER deluxe so delicious, two pieces of bacon in a original chicken fillet with all the secret spices covered in bbq sauce on a freshly seeded bun, so divine and you?
17:16:00 <thebigsniffer> two minute noodles mate
17:16:00 <Lumeah2> I have
17:17:00 <Lumeah2> Nature's earth cheese chips
17:17:00 <Lumeah2> And mango yhogurt
17:17:00 <Lumeah2> And mango yoghurt
17:17:00 <thebigsniffer> Lumeah2 shitz
17:17:00 <Lumeah2> So do u
17:17:00 <thebigsniffer> Lumeah2 where is lolly1?
17:18:00 <Lumeah2> Ban evading?
17:18:00 <thebigsniffer> is he?
17:18:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6jhpaX7fNQ
17:18:00 <British^Meat> Hah
17:18:00 <British^Meat> i knew it was on of those guys
17:19:00 <British^Meat> p.s. its not xmas yet
17:19:00 <Lumeah2> Fixed my led tree usb plugged into the tv.. Hehe
17:20:00 <Lumeah2> Twinkle ✨
17:24:00 <Kelevra> [14:51:01] <Q{{> Kelevra <-- The Great Tyrant ?
17:25:00 <Kelevra> If I was such a tyrant you wouldn't be in here and I wouldn't have brain farted and ordered 48ltrs of milk
17:27:00 <Glenn> eBay?
17:27:00 <British^Meat> 48 ltrs? Surely 2 is enough :)
17:27:00 <TheRon> tide you over?
17:27:00 <Kelevra> nah lol I did an online shop and it said it'd be cancelled so I did another without realising they'd reinstated my online shop, luckily it's longlife
17:28:00 <British^Meat> oh gross
17:28:00 <British^Meat> shut up....
17:28:00 <Kelevra> nah I usually buy 24ltrs a fortnight cause I cook with it and the kids drink it, saves doing a daily shop for milk
17:28:00 <Kelevra> the delivery driver wasn't happy
17:28:00 <Kelevra> =\
17:29:00 <Kelevra> so my laundry has 48ltrs of milk and 80 packets of fun sized chips
17:30:00 <Kelevra> shit it's 5:30 already, where did the day go
17:33:00 <Lumeah2> 48ltrs? Hahahahaha
17:33:00 <Lumeah2> Hope its uht
17:35:00 <Lumeah2> Wollies stopped selling a2 uht
17:35:00 <Kelevra> it's pauls longlife
17:36:00 <Lumeah2> Nods
17:37:00 <Kelevra> I can't wait until tomorrow, xmas is the best day of the year I think
17:37:00 <Lumeah2> thought 6ltrs was extravagant
17:37:00 <Kelevra> 6ltrs would last maybe a week in my house if that
17:40:00 <jobert> does your sweat smell like milk
17:41:00 <TheRon> she's got massive udders
17:41:00 <Kelevra> my sweat smells like sweat
17:43:00 <Arbition> Orly
17:43:00 <jobert> https://www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/2016/12/24/plotting-tony-abbotts-year-the-white-ant/14824980004138
17:43:00 <Kelevra> yeah well I don't drink milk
17:44:00 <Kelevra> I am however contemplating a beer or a wine but I can't make my mind up
17:44:00 <Arbition> I like milk
17:44:00 <Kelevra> TheRon please advise me
17:44:00 <Arbition> Alcomohol not my favourite
17:44:00 <Kelevra> I think milk tastes fatty
17:44:00 <Arbition> Mmm
17:45:00 <jobert> you can milk anything with nipples
17:45:00 <TheRon> got a good quality wine?
17:47:00 <TheRon> Gin Blossoms good?
17:47:00 <Kelevra> fuck it i'll have a beer, the wine is adelaide hills
17:48:00 <Kelevra> what's gin blossoms? is that gin?
17:48:00 <TheRon> a band from the 90's
17:48:00 <Kelevra> okay lol
17:49:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah5gAkna3jI
17:50:00 <TheRon> beers are going in the eski tomorrow
17:50:00 <TheRon> much cooler
17:54:00 <Kelevra> or you could leave them in the fridge and they'd be cool
17:55:00 <TheRon> i want them on the verge of ice
17:55:00 <TheRon> 36 fucking degrees tomorrow
17:56:00 <TheRon> this is good curry weather
17:56:00 <Kelevra> yeah, we're going to a mates for xmas, she has a pool
17:56:00 <TheRon> you lucky bitch
17:57:00 <TheRon> the mate a looker?
17:59:00 <Kelevra> yeah she dated my cousin
18:06:00 <jobert> throw a shrimp on the barbie
18:09:00 <Kelevra> I've never seen anyone do that on xmas
18:09:00 <TheRon> if you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain
18:12:00 <emuls> neh
18:13:00 <jobert> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZheLvFcEU0I&t=5s
18:14:00 <TheRon> what's love got to do with it
18:40:00 <TheRon> a working class hero is something to be
18:47:00 <jobert> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQXqy509Yy8
19:01:00 <jobert> QLD country boy seeks inner city melbourne cougar private message me
19:19:00 <Glenn> wot ? ? ?
19:43:00 <jobert> merry christdeath
19:44:00 <jobert> dear santa all I want for christmas is a eight-shot Adler shotgun and some single malt whiskey plus that hot girl over the road to wash her car in a bikini again
19:44:00 <jobert> amen
19:50:00 <HP> sup whores
20:44:00 <jobert> how come austnet sucks so much
20:45:00 <sammy> Hi there jobert
20:47:00 <Nice1> secks
20:47:00 <sammy> Hi there Nice1
20:48:00 <sammy> Are you the one I love?
21:19:00 <staffecet> hello
21:19:00 <jobert> hi boat person
21:21:00 <staffecet> hi ape nation
21:23:00 <jobert> how deer u
21:23:00 <staffecet> beer must be dear on xmas eve
21:27:00 <jobert> rare as a snowbird in hell
21:28:00 <staffecet> must be firdbird for you in smear
21:29:00 <staffecet> fire*
21:31:00 <jobert> u r a fire lighter and a tranny delighter
21:33:00 <staffecet> gay people arent haters
21:33:00 <staffecet> it was some junkie did to me
21:34:00 <staffecet> you guys are protecting my ex's import husband
21:34:00 <staffecet> nevertheless, he flew on my credit card
21:34:00 <jobert> cuckolded
21:34:00 <staffecet> not anymore, i have norell by my side
21:35:00 <jobert> is that santa's wife
21:35:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/a/8fAFY
21:37:00 <jobert> you'd look good with a moustache
22:36:00 <jobert> we wish u a merry xmas
22:38:00 <jobert> santa comes 2nite
22:38:00 <jobert> don't forget 2 leave out a plate of cookies n long life milk
22:39:00 <jobert> make em choc chip if u been naughty n maybe a few litres of milk 2 b on the safe side
22:40:00 <jobert> ho ho ho
22:44:00 <Picard> hullo
22:44:00 <Picard> merry xmas cunts
22:46:00 <jobert> oh no the grinch found us
22:50:00 <Picard> fuck u
22:51:00 <Lumeah2> Lol
22:51:00 <Lumeah2> Merry Christmas
22:51:00 <Picard> :P
22:52:00 <Lumeah2> I'd freek out if 🎅 came..
22:52:00 <Lumeah2> Lol
22:53:00 <Picard> on your arse
22:54:00 <Nice1> father xmas is pedo these days
22:55:00 <Nice1> ay thats happening with the rules Raichu
22:55:00 <Nice1> whats
22:55:00 <Raichu> lol
22:55:00 <Raichu> Been busy
22:56:00 <Nice1> ohh doing what
22:56:00 <Raichu> Having a life lol
22:56:00 <Nice1> on here
22:57:00 <Nice1> maybe you could get someone else to do the rules Raichu
22:57:00 <Raichu> I'll get them up after xmas
22:57:00 <Nice1> boxing day?
22:58:00 <Raichu> If I'm not hungover, yes
22:58:00 <Raichu> lol
22:58:00 <Nice1> what time
22:59:00 <Nice1> not worried about it Raichu
22:59:00 <Nice1> take the whole of next year if you like
23:00:00 <Nice1> heh
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