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00:00:22 <jaymax> This time of year I'm paranoid that the batteries will overdrain and confuse the charge controllers from waking back up.
00:00:42 <Halcyon> Isn't that what the controllers are supposed to prevent/manage?
00:01:32 <jaymax> These are 12/24V charge controllers. If they reset, they'll think it's a 12V system instead of the 24V.
00:01:43 <Halcyon> Oh
00:02:11 <Halcyon> Seems like a bit of a design flaw? Shouldn't those things be set in NVRAM or a switch or jumper?
00:03:01 <jaymax> Maybe. I have a semi-temporary battery setup out there made up of six of those sealed UPS batteeries.
00:03:34 <jaymax> Late this year I hope to have actual deep-cycle guys out there.
00:06:09 <jaymax> Also, that reset issue happened only once on me - back when it was two gargbage packs instead of the six.
00:06:25 <jaymax> But I still watch for the wick.
00:07:05 * Halcyon watches jaymax's wikc
00:07:06 <Halcyon> wick
00:07:08 <Halcyon> Dammit
00:07:15 * Ysj hands jaymax an old candle
00:07:24 * jaymax goes all wicker man on Halcyon
00:07:42 <Halcyon> Is that good or bad?
00:07:47 <jaymax> No idea.
00:08:29 <jaymax> Maybe it's a mixed-confusing thing like Creepypasta Lemons
00:10:28 <Ysj> I wonder what lemon is doing
00:12:30 <jaymax> Getting succommed by slenderman?
00:14:14 <Halcyon> Mmmm lemon pasta
00:14:23 <jaymax> Halcyon: http://stitcher-injected.simplecastaudio.com/4ca28c43-1b5a-4fc4-bc21-fc9e79754a3a/episodes/2174f6b8-eb05-4e35-9844-43fa10864bf8/audio/128/default.mp3/default.mp3_ywr3ahjkcgo_8b105816727ba1c9feb267f5684b7046_59254188.mp3
00:14:24 <Halcyon> Might do that for dinner tomorrow/tonight
00:14:48 <Halcyon> I get access denied on that link jaymax
00:16:02 <jaymax> Ahh interesting. Anyway, it was Last Podcast on the Left ep278: Creepypasta XII
00:17:33 <jaymax> Those guys can still suck chunks for cloudgating their content - once Spotify exclusive, since "opened" to similarly locked platforms.
00:17:59 <jaymax> Used to be on SoundCloud and anywhere else RSS roamed.
00:33:16 <Halcyon> I should go to bed
00:34:01 <Halcyon> Night all
00:34:05 * steve30 climbs into Halcyon's duvet
00:34:14 <Halcyon> *grins*
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01:49:54 * arch farts
01:52:27 * Ampera vaporizes arch
01:53:24 * arch dunks Ampera in menthol flavor and vapes him
01:53:56 * Ampera grinds up a load of fisherman's friends, mixes it with ice cold coke and orange juice, and dumps it all into arch's mouth
01:55:00 <arch> orange juice + after toothpaste flavor. mmm
01:55:32 <Ampera> enjoy your oral flashbang
02:35:22 <Ysj> that sounds wild
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03:22:11 <K> no postcard yet, Ampera?
03:22:20 <Ampera> I'm afraid not, K
03:22:44 <K> any chance someone might become confused because i wrote "Apmera" in place of name ?
03:23:01 <Ampera> Not impossible, but unlikely
03:23:12 <K> oh well.
03:26:02 <K> (eats a cookie, cries
03:26:05 <K> )
03:26:13 * Ampera hugs K with a potato
03:26:27 <Ampera> I appreciate that you sent something, and must admit I haven't gotten around to sending a response >.>
03:26:49 <Ampera> I am probably the worst person in the history of the universe when it comes to actually putting packages or letters together to thank/appreciate people
03:27:04 <Ampera> so the fact that you got something out at all, regardless of what idiot mailman does with it, is special to me
03:28:37 <K> eh ok
03:29:01 <Ampera> <3
03:49:22 * steve30 can't sleep again
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04:20:52 <steve30> ooh, ampera has a quit message :)
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04:44:00 <Ampera1> <3
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05:14:41 <Ampera> https://cloud.systemtheta.net/s/braeTwmziWkWZZP/preview https://cloud.systemtheta.net/s/FD5z4q5wsCEdocL/preview https://cloud.systemtheta.net/s/jR66Hj9ZHMPrQtr/preview
05:15:35 <rust2> does it have rgb?
05:15:55 <Ampera> no, but it does come with robertson bits
05:16:11 <Ampera> just in case you forgot where it came from
05:16:14 <rust2> that is pretty cool
05:16:35 <Ampera> the ratchet is really really tight
05:16:43 <Ampera> it feels great, especially compared to the bosch thingy it's replacing
05:17:40 <rust2> ok. good good. I do not get along with those ratchet thing screwdrivers. But, if that is your thing
05:17:59 <Ampera> I like them
05:18:43 <rust2> good that someone makes them, then
05:30:46 <hsn> https://microsoft.github.io/jacdac-docs/faq/history-of-jacdac/
05:31:06 <hsn> Hello ampera
05:31:16 <hsn> Haaampera
05:31:22 <Ampera> hello hasan
05:31:34 <hsn> How is ur life going?
05:31:42 <Ampera> downhill, yours?
05:32:02 <hsn> Sea level
05:32:23 <Ampera> swish
05:32:36 <Ampera> iirc you write a lot of C# right?
05:32:38 <hsn> Down hill isnt bad
05:32:41 <Ampera> I've been doing a lot more of that for work recently
05:33:06 <hsn> I wrote c# but not a lot of it .. didnt even touch much
05:33:16 <Ampera> hm
05:33:42 <hsn> U wrote more stuff i think
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05:33:50 <Ampera> possible
05:33:55 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Ysjoelfir
05:33:58 <Ampera> hello Ysjoelfir sorry for destroying my ZNC
05:34:23 <hsn> So,, what have u done
05:34:35 <hsn> And whats with the new bot
05:34:40 <hsn> EEVBot about
05:34:47 <hsn> !about
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05:35:01 <hsn> It doesnt say much
05:35:02 <rust2> aboot
05:35:06 <Ampera> idk, sparkykopf has been doing it for ages
05:35:11 <Ysjoelfir> thats ok Ampera, I was cooking anyways
05:35:18 <hsn> 🍳
05:35:19 <Ampera> he rewrote it in python and now it terrorizes anyone who walks by
05:35:36 <jaymax> a Hamper?
05:35:47 <hsn> Hampera
05:35:53 <K> oy hsn
05:35:55 <K> happy new year
05:36:09 <hsn> Oy kiwis .. hny to u as well
05:36:09 <K> less sand and more sleep to you!
05:36:30 <hsn> More sun less snow
05:36:41 <Ampera> you don't have snow you have sand
05:36:43 <K> you have snow too?
05:36:53 <hsn> No i mean to u
05:36:57 <K> ah thanks
05:37:02 <K> snow is slowly fucking off here
05:37:04 <Ampera> my friend in KSA near dammam apparently has been getting a lot of rain
05:37:22 <hsn> Good for him now he can shower after long summer
05:38:23 <Ampera> hsn, were you bahrain or qatar?
05:38:34 <hsn> Bahrain
05:38:41 <Ampera> that's what I thought
05:38:49 <hsn> Cheap country
05:39:42 <hsn> Im planing to buy a nas
05:39:55 <Ysjoelfir> hsn is the uk resident of all the sand countries
05:40:03 <hsn> Something with RAID
05:40:08 <Ysjoelfir> or, better, living in the uk equivalent
05:40:26 <Ampera> so you want RAIDS in your nasshole
05:40:52 <hsn> Bahrain is good for some Ysjoelfir
05:41:05 <Ysjoelfir> also, reading that, I just remember your message, hsn. sry for not answering sooner, i was very busy....
05:41:13 <hsn> Activities arent much i guess
05:41:17 <Ysjoelfir> I think bahrain is a very interesting country
05:41:31 <hsn> Ysjoelfir: dont worry im just chattering
05:41:45 <Ampera> Arabia is a really weird place
05:41:47 <Ysjoelfir> but its the UK of sandland. as its a tiny island on the coast of a big thing
05:41:57 <hsn> Like if u visit i dont know where to take u except for karting
05:41:58 <hsn> Lol
05:42:11 <Ampera> full of people so big brain they're almost first world, but they got too big brain and actually sorta like being third world
05:42:24 <hsn> Big brain?
05:42:27 <Ampera> I used to say that if I visited, they'd probably either arrest me or execute me
05:42:45 <Ampera> but I've seen how hilariously gay arabs can be, like obnoxiously fragrantly fruity
05:42:47 <hsn> Saudi have lots of brainlets
05:42:48 <Ampera> so I don't know what to think anymore
05:43:07 <Ampera> Arabia is like Serbia++ too, in that they all hate everyone else and themselves
05:43:09 <Ampera> especially themselves
05:43:16 <Ampera> but they are also the best in the world, when it matters
05:43:38 <hsn> Saudi is doing great i think with their new king
05:43:52 <hsn> He priorities his people .. building and spending
05:44:11 <hsn> UAE is doing .. well beyond good
05:44:22 <hsn> Free house for everyone...who does that ..
05:44:25 <Ampera> They're liberalizing, but they're encountering the cost to tradition that inevitably comes with it.
05:44:32 <hsn> Well .. within 6months ..
05:45:12 <Ampera> idk, my friend is a very interesting person to talk to
05:45:25 <Ampera> the place and life he lives reminds me of a lot of hipster cities
05:45:35 <Ampera> lots of books, coffee shops, things and events going on
05:46:08 <Ampera> if Arabia ever liberalizes to where I don't think I'd actually be risking my life or freedom to visit, it'd be an interesting trip
05:46:35 <hsn> Ysjoelfir all GCC have money some but i cant compare since i never considered moving to outside my country.. bahrain isnt bad for foreigners and probably cheaper
05:46:58 <hsn> Why u think u r risking ur life ampera
05:47:29 <Ampera> They don't tend to like homosexuals, and their track record for women (especially people who think they're women) is sketchy.
05:47:44 <Ampera> I'm aware that it's not the exact case all over the place, and there's a lot that happens despite it being legally questionable
05:47:50 <hsn> Just come here .. worst case u enter a worm hole .. we chop you and send u to another universe
05:48:10 <hsn> Are u homosexual?
05:48:14 <Ampera> Yes.
05:48:21 <hsn> I never knew
05:48:21 <Ampera> and transgender.
05:48:37 <hsn> Ah
05:48:52 <hsn> So u r women?
05:49:09 <Ampera> I'm fucked in the head, lol that's what I am.
05:49:21 <hsn> They cant recognize u under abaya lol
05:49:39 <Ampera> hence, why I don't really savor the idea of checking the place out :)
05:50:39 <hsn> Well, IDK i would say people wont look with respect but wont hurt i think
05:51:11 <hsn> At least in Bahrain its pretty safe but not pretty nice
05:51:32 <Ampera> In general, I respect people's beliefs, particularly when traveling, to where I do not want to visit a country if I do not believe I would be welcome there.
05:52:09 <hsn> Eh its complicated topic
05:52:20 <Ampera> aye
05:52:59 <Ampera> I can't pretend I know the details, but I think I have enough to get the big picture of how it's like over there. The impression the general public here is certainly out of date, but not always wrong.
05:53:51 <hsn> I guess not sure to be honest
05:54:26 <hsn> Like there are merits and cons in our social rules
05:57:22 <hsn> So ampera
05:57:50 <hsn> What do u think about wd my cloud nas
06:00:07 <Ampera> I think that all pre-made NAS solutions are awful.
06:00:16 <Ampera> If you care about a NAS, roll your own (just a PC with drives in it).
06:00:27 <Ampera> If you just need external storage, then get external drives.
06:00:54 <Ampera> That being said, I'm as ever, a pessimist, and others may disagree with my cynicism.
06:04:21 <rust2> talking about nas things. most routers I have had in the last few years, can do that, if you plug in some storage in the usb. so maybe just plug an ectrenal drive in there. But, it depends on how you want to use it, and stuff, I guess
06:04:55 <rust2> it has to be ectrenal, not a regular external. that is very important
06:08:15 <hsn> I dont want to use my pc .. and i want RAID so i dont lose data with huge capacity
06:09:43 <Ampera> backups
06:09:45 <Ampera> not RAID
06:10:03 <Ampera> RAID is for availability, it's not a backup, and is the worst way to protect your data possible
06:10:19 <hsn> I mean i dont want the drive to fail and i lose my data
06:10:23 <Ampera> then take backups
06:10:28 <hsn> So i want redundancy
06:10:32 <Ampera> no you want backups
06:10:44 <Ampera> redundancy doesn't protect against corruption or data getting deleted or modified
06:11:00 <Ampera> if your NAS explodes, then your data can get lost anyways
06:11:23 <Ampera> off-site backups is how you protect data. RAID is how you make sure that a drive failure doesn't lose you the time you need to restore from backups
06:11:43 <Ampera> (or how you pool drives for performance reasons, but that's different)
06:12:00 <hsn> It shouldn't explode and if it fails it should fail safe
06:12:22 <Ampera> the drive shouldn't fail either :)
06:12:33 <Ampera> this is data management 101. RAID is not a backup.
06:12:45 <hsn> Im not saying it is
06:12:58 <hsn> I dont know why u bringing backup into this
06:12:59 <Ampera> a good power surge could destroy your NAS and drives with it
06:13:29 <hsn> Well its too bad if it did
06:13:32 <Ampera> Because if you already have good backups, and downtime isn't a critical concern, then RAID is excessive, and can cause more points of failure than not having it.
06:13:54 <hsn> Now u gave me idea i need raid + offline storage
06:14:19 <rust2> only if you want to keep your data...
06:14:48 <hsn> Lots of photos and videos
06:15:15 <hsn> No porn but movies
06:15:37 <jaymax> There's a difference?
06:15:43 <hsn> Yes
06:15:52 <jaymax> How?
06:16:09 <hsn> Porn is more fake movie
06:16:20 <jaymax> Ahhh, a subsets
06:16:23 <hsn> Than a movie
06:16:52 <hsn> Also in movies u dont end up with white milk on ur penis
06:17:54 <rust2> heeey.... people are different.
06:17:57 <jaymax> So Kevin Feige makes porn because his movies leave him with white milk, right? Like that Weinstein guy?
06:19:18 <hsn> I dont know the guy
06:19:48 <jaymax> Lucky you.
06:20:24 <hsn> Rust2 how so
06:21:35 <rust2> my porn and Amperas porn is different, probably. and some like looking at trees
06:22:01 * jaymax gets wood from trees
06:22:28 <jaymax> I like it when they're knotty.
06:41:48 <Ampera> I don't watch porn
06:41:49 <Ampera> I am porn.
06:45:05 * Ysjoelfir has finished cooking his roastbeef
06:47:25 <Ysjoelfir> http://img.pdi.engineering/food/Honey%20Roastbeef.jpg
06:47:35 <Ysjoelfir> http://img.pdi.engineering/food/Honey%20Roastbeef2.jpg
06:47:42 <Ysjoelfir> went a tad too far, but still tasty as fuck
06:48:55 <josuah`> hmm, roasted beef
06:52:49 <Ampera> that looks like boef
06:52:58 <Ampera> also nice knife
06:54:19 <Ysjoelfir> it was pretty nice and juicy. and yep, I like that knife as well
06:56:28 <rust2> looks about right to me. I like a little bit well done
06:59:03 <arch> nice and juicy tentacles. mmm.
07:00:43 * jaymax feeds arch some prairie oysters
07:01:54 <Ysjoelfir> so. after having had that nice dinner, its time for a shower and the nap station, I think
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09:06:19 * jaymax just watched a TEDx where it's abundantly clear the guy hasn't been ground down by nursing yet.
09:08:43 <jaymax> Also enough AI buzzwords that makes me wonder if he's shilling.
09:10:01 <jaymax> Ben Gran at TEDx Oulu for the folks following along at home.
09:11:29 <jaymax> !davespeak
09:37:20 <electrohead> !help
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09:37:48 <electrohead> !davesay
09:37:48 <EEVBot> She'll be right. Good enough for 'Straya
09:46:21 <T3sl4> jaymax: i thought shilling is all tedx did, and ted after the first 5-10yr or so?
09:47:03 <jaymax> I thought it was just a place of whining.
10:13:08 * electrohead beers jaymax and T3sl4
10:13:31 * T3sl4 hummuses electrohead and jaymax
10:14:33 * jaymax enjoys hummused beer
10:14:51 <electrohead> <3
10:15:08 <electrohead> I have some hummus in the fridge, garlic roasted .. something
10:15:41 <jaymax> https://files.maxuel.compy.ca:5281/upload/CC3U5_NXRjP6VJS1/PMjUAPTTSaiQIsB-ezbhnw.jpg
10:17:36 <jaymax> ^ my happy-for-hummus look
10:25:44 <electrohead> you look soooo happy
10:25:50 <electrohead> and warm
10:25:51 <electrohead> :p
10:27:06 <jaymax> You know it. :^)
10:27:12 <jaymax> also a <3
10:32:50 <electrohead> So much loves
10:33:14 <jaymax> <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
10:33:28 <jaymax> A daisy chain of love
10:35:23 <electrohead> It's like the human centipede of hearts lol
10:37:47 <jaymax> No dumdum with barbed wire around his piece, too.
10:40:56 <jaymax> https://files.maxuel.compy.ca:5281/upload/Qcnj5JcwDKMnby_n/qogdUOZuSTSwCLeiTEoSPQ.jpg
10:41:09 <jaymax> Sleepy cat in loafmode
10:44:04 <electrohead> kitties!
11:09:34 <Halcyon> electrohead, come bring me a spirit level, I can't find mineeee
11:22:44 <jaymax> electrohead gone spirited away
11:23:55 * electrohead spirits back into action
11:24:01 <electrohead> Sup bitches.
11:24:14 <jaymax> less yakkin' more acktion
11:24:21 <electrohead> You know it.
11:24:25 <jaymax> <3
11:24:28 <electrohead> <3
11:24:39 <jaymax> <====================3
11:24:52 <electrohead> Between Aussies and Canadians, I feel all the loves.
11:25:06 <jaymax> Surrounded by love.
11:25:08 <electrohead> jaymax: also, I removed that bit of code for the heart/love stuff
11:25:10 <jaymax> Suffocated by love.
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11:25:23 <electrohead> "love and beer"
11:25:30 <Halcyon> \o
11:25:31 <jaymax> Important stuff
11:25:35 * Halcyon hugs electrohead
11:25:50 * electrohead pops
11:25:52 <jaymax> _o/
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11:25:55 <electrohead> Lol, hey mate
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11:26:13 <jay> _o/
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11:26:16 <jay> HAHAH
11:26:20 <Halcyon> I need to mount my Dyson vacuum charging bracket thing and I don't know what I've done with my level
11:26:21 Nick: jay is now known as jaymax
11:26:24 <Halcyon> My phone isn't accurate enough
11:26:40 <electrohead> heh, I have a few of them, too
11:26:48 * electrohead attempts to teleport things, and fails
11:26:56 <Halcyon> It's one of those things I use maybe once a year, and of course, I can never find the fucker
11:28:57 <jaymax> How about a plumbline and a square/trisquare?
11:29:53 <Halcyon> Yeh I don't have those
11:30:06 <electrohead> I have both as well
11:30:16 <Halcyon> Yeh because you're all manly and stuff
11:30:18 <electrohead> Halcyon: you need more legit tools, and need to organize them
11:30:25 <jaymax> You don't have stirng and some weioght to hang off it Halcyon?
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11:30:39 <Halcyon> THe tools I use all the time, I have good quality ones and I know where they are, like screwdriver sets etc...
11:30:46 <electrohead> jaymax: what if he needs to level something horizontally?
11:30:51 <Halcyon> ^
11:30:58 <jaymax> That's the square part.
11:31:04 <Halcyon> I don't have a square
11:31:10 <jaymax> Which is acheievable by a sheet of paper.
11:31:16 <electrohead> True
11:31:19 <Halcyon> You're a sheet of paper
11:31:23 * electrohead squares jaymax
11:31:25 <jaymax> unless paper don't come in right angles no more.
11:31:29 <electrohead> No you're a sheet of paper
11:31:32 <jaymax> !toewl
11:31:37 <jaymax> !towel
11:31:37 <EEVBot> NO YOU'RE A TOWEL
11:31:39 <Halcyon> It's OK, I'll just go next door and borrow a level
11:31:55 <electrohead> Tell Phil I said heeeyyyyy
11:32:00 <Halcyon> He's at work
11:32:04 <electrohead> Oh
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11:32:10 <Halcyon> You tell him
11:32:10 <electrohead> I'll text him, then
11:32:13 <Halcyon> Hahah
11:32:13 <electrohead> Lol
11:32:25 <Halcyon> Ask him if he knows where his spirit level is
11:33:23 <electrohead> Done
11:34:40 * Ampera hugs Halcyon
11:34:41 <Ampera> <3
11:34:58 * electrohead films
11:35:12 <Ampera> you need good quality tools, like an LTT screwdriver :)
11:35:50 <jaymax> Is that the kind of quality like their $400 backpack?
11:36:23 <Ampera> was 70 bucks
11:36:26 <Ampera> and I'd say worth 70 bucks
11:36:37 * jaymax uses PowerFist
11:39:03 <jaymax> https://www.princessauto.com/en/32-pc-precision-multi-bit-screwdriver-set/product/PA0008840381
11:39:43 <Ampera> this thing isn't like a lot of cheaper ratcheting drivers. The ratchet is really tight and precise
11:39:54 <Ampera> I've had ratcheting drivers before, and they weren't this good
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11:42:20 * Halcyon cuddles Ampera
11:42:50 <Halcyon> Ampera: I don't mind the LTT screwdriver, and I probably would buy one if I didn't already have decent tools.
11:43:02 <Halcyon> I have one of those 100-something bit iFixit kits. They are super nice.
11:43:36 <jaymax> https://files.maxuel.compy.ca:5281/upload/uXWs2dWzz3asn3nJ/16eccc14-e1d4-4545-8b10-1ade01e64ebd.png
11:43:37 <Ampera> I've got one too, and agree
11:44:13 <jaymax> Where else do you find network gear and log splitters under the same physical roof?
11:44:19 <Halcyon> My only complaint is that the magnet on the larger driver is a little too strong, you really need to get a good grip on some of the smaller bits to get them out
12:05:04 <electrohead> ok, what the hell is a LTT screwdriver?
12:11:12 <jaymax> Linus Tech Tits
12:15:01 <Halcyon> Heh boob
12:15:31 <Halcyon> electrohead: https://www.lttstore.com/products/screwdriver
12:15:32 <EEVBot> [url] Screwdriver – Linus Tech Tips Store | www.lttstore.com
12:18:04 * jaymax melonballs electrohead
12:28:04 <electrohead> Ok, what's so special about this screwdriver?
12:28:16 <Halcyon> Apparently it's pretty good
12:28:20 <Halcyon> Hey electrohead I just sent you a picture
12:28:37 <Ampera> it's just a decent screwdriver
12:28:40 <Ampera> and also a meme
12:28:53 <Ampera> because LTT poured a hilarious amount of time and money into making it
12:29:24 * electrohead shrugs
12:29:24 <EEVBot> ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
12:29:39 <electrohead> At least he's making money now, from poor schmucks
12:30:22 <Ampera> sorry, couldn't hear you over the sound of this ratchet
12:30:26 <Ampera> damn it's tight
12:30:42 <Halcyon> :P
12:31:40 <Halcyon> Ampera, I mounted my vacuum
12:31:49 <Ampera> I didn't need to know that.
12:32:07 <Halcyon> I even sent you a pic
12:32:23 <Ampera> oh god you're gonna make me go find my phone
12:32:27 <electrohead> https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0522/2980/0129/files/Additional_LTT_Screw_Driver_Photos_-_2000px-14.jpg
12:32:37 <Halcyon> Just put Signal onto your computer then
12:32:40 <electrohead> "Superior precision control"
12:32:54 <Halcyon> Yeh it's a bit wanky electrohead
12:33:10 <Ampera> die, son
12:33:51 * electrohead precisely stabs Ampera with superiority
12:33:56 <Ampera> also I like your almost NEMA/Hubbell but not quite outlets
12:34:28 <Ampera> electrohead, I'd say. Your superiority is pretty complex.
12:35:25 <Ampera> this knurling is pretty swish though
12:35:34 <Ampera> it's really precise and sharp
12:35:37 <Halcyon> Who doesn't love a knurled shaft?
12:35:45 <Ampera> Ridged for her pleasure
12:35:49 <Ampera> (or his)
12:36:10 <jaymax> Know what the best screwdriver is? The one closest to you.
12:36:19 <Halcyon> *the one you can find
12:36:34 <Ampera> *the one you spend the most money on so you keep in a display case because it's too expensive to actually use
12:37:33 <Ampera> I am contemplating eating something
12:37:47 <Halcyon> What ya thinking?
12:38:00 <jaymax> How about eating your LTT screwdriver Ampera?
12:38:17 <jaymax> !laugh
12:38:20 <Ampera> jaymax, I'm not just gonna suck down any hard thick shaft. I'm saving it for a special someone.
12:38:31 <Ampera> Like electrohead, he's /really/ special.
12:38:31 <Halcyon> *grins*
12:39:21 <Ampera> I basically have a whole lot of frozen raw food I don't have the time to cook, and noodles
12:39:32 <Ampera> the day I have my own kitchen will be the day of my true liberation
12:39:33 <Ampera> q.q
12:40:31 * jaymax cooks and re-freezes Ampera's frozen raw food
12:41:02 <Ampera> I had leftover pizza. The operative word is "had"
12:42:16 * electrohead resists about five different comments
12:42:21 <jaymax> Compost the box, plant sprouts in the compost, harvest the spouts, throw the sprouts out and order another pizza.
12:43:19 <electrohead> Ampera: What makes me really special?
12:43:30 <electrohead> Whoops, /really/ **
12:43:45 <Ampera> idk, a genetic thing? I'm not a psychologist.
12:44:13 <jaymax> "I'm not a smart man..... but I know what love is"
12:45:46 <Ampera> I mega don't feel like work tomorrow, but it's far too early in the year to start digging into PTO
12:52:17 <electrohead> power take off?
12:52:20 <jaymax> ^
12:52:28 <jaymax> Was about to ask the same
12:52:49 <jaymax> Shoutout to all the tractor folk in the chat
12:52:55 <jaymax> \o_
12:52:55 <EEVBot> |
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12:55:01 <jaymax> https://dygtyjqp7pi0m.cloudfront.net/i/50119/41784483_1m.jpg?v=8D94D66B5C38B10
12:55:02 <electrohead> broken legs man <3
12:55:20 <electrohead> jaymax: lol
12:55:37 * jaymax is back to wwelding the cockshutt
12:56:47 <electrohead> https://github.com/DesktopECHO/T95-H616-Malware
12:56:48 <EEVBot> [GitHub] DesktopECHO/T95-H616-Malware - "Pre-Owned" malware in ROM on T95 Android TV Box (AllWinner H616) | 99.9% Java 0.1% Shell | Last Push: 2023-01-11 - 15:00:27EST | Stargazers: 42 | Watchers: 2 | Forks: 2 | Network: 2 | Open Issues: 0
12:57:51 <jaymax> Ooops
12:58:15 * jaymax forgot
12:58:17 <jaymax> https://files.maxuel.compy.ca:5281/upload/JDYFeOWFeKU3RRK2/7f72fb35-1dd4-4457-9767-6b73115f66a6.png
12:58:40 <electrohead> heh
13:06:13 <steve30> hi
13:06:22 <jaymax> \o)
13:06:22 <Halcyon> Hey Steve :)
13:10:58 * steve30 pets Halcyon
13:15:27 * electrohead films
13:17:30 <Halcyon> I'm going to get foods
13:19:37 * electrohead is making foods right now
13:20:19 <Halcyon> I was a toasts, but I had no cheese
13:27:03 <Halcyon> *want
13:27:21 <Ampera> I should buy bread
13:27:26 <Ampera> and sandwich meats maybe
13:27:37 <Ampera> hmm, maybe I'll go to the store after work for that
13:28:01 * electrohead hands Ampera honey turkey
13:28:12 * Ampera replaces it with honey ham
13:28:19 <Ampera> and roast beef
13:28:23 <Ampera> or corned beef
13:28:26 <Halcyon> Mmmmm beefs
13:28:29 <Ampera> tbh I'm rarely picky about what kind of meat, all the meats are good
13:28:35 <Halcyon> That's a good idea Ampera, I might do the same.
13:29:08 <Ampera> I have a very poor food variety, and should really be thinking of more options I can eat without access to a cooker
13:43:26 * electrohead offers dirty rice and jalapenos and cheese
13:43:37 <electrohead> hot sauce is recommended.
13:45:47 <Ampera> it is against my religion to eat rice not cooked in a Zojirushi rice cooker
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14:09:08 <electrohead> so you don't know how to cook rice without a rice cooker?
14:09:21 <electrohead> (it's very easy)
14:10:29 <Ampera> I know how to ruin it, sure.
14:10:53 <Ampera> Rice cooker is black fucking magic. Most people just take shit rice and destroy it on the stove
14:13:10 * steve30 needs food
14:14:49 <flyback> corned beef is good
14:15:22 <flyback> the best ham is kentucky legend smoked honey ham
14:15:27 <flyback> err not
14:15:30 <flyback> brown sugar ham
14:15:35 <electrohead> flyback: yo! how's PA doing, up yonder?
14:15:41 <flyback> cold
14:16:00 <flyback> thank goodness I got a new batter for xmas
14:16:00 <electrohead> lol
14:16:16 <flyback> my 4 yr old car battery falls flat when it's < 40F out
14:16:44 <electrohead> is it under warranty?
14:16:47 <flyback> nope
14:16:52 <flyback> just missed it
14:17:00 <electrohead> damn :/
14:17:02 <flyback> $258
14:17:19 <Halcyon> I has a sammich
14:17:22 <electrohead> yeah car batteries are stupid fucking expensive, nowadays
14:17:26 * electrohead meats Halcyon
14:17:31 <flyback> well this one is a AGM
14:17:36 <flyback> so they are more expensive
14:17:52 <flyback> they usally only use AGM with start/stop engines due to the loading but mine got a AGM anyways
14:18:18 <Halcyon> flyback, my car has 2 batteries, both AGM
14:18:24 <flyback> wow
14:18:28 <Halcyon> Not looking forward to the day I need to replace those
14:19:10 <flyback> AGM can last a long time if they have a good charging controller
14:19:44 <Halcyon> I hope so
14:19:52 <flyback> which is shit stupid easy to do so these days
14:19:57 <flyback> few dollaars in parts if that
14:20:06 <Halcyon> I do top mine up with a proper charger every now and then, especially if I haven't driven much.
14:20:17 <Halcyon> The one charging point deals with both batteries, which is nice
14:21:05 <electrohead> I'm stuffed with foods, I feel the ending of the night approaching soon
14:21:23 <flyback> dont forget the fiber
14:21:27 <flyback> after a big meal
14:21:44 <flyback> just eat an apple
14:21:56 <Halcyon> Or lots of chilli, that usually makes me poop after a while
14:22:11 <flyback> yeah chili beans are full of fiber
14:22:39 <Halcyon> Mmmmm beans
14:22:45 <Halcyon> *toot*
14:23:29 * flyback is scare of having gas
14:23:54 <flyback> cause I used to get chronic blockages, cold sweats, literal screaming abdominal pain, shakes
14:24:07 <flyback> so it starts off feeeling like gas but goes to hell quickly
14:26:56 <Halcyon> I poop like clockwork in the mornings
14:27:05 <Halcyon> Like almost down to the nearest 15 minutes
14:27:06 <flyback> yeah im pretty regulAR these days
14:27:22 <flyback> but I have to take fiber every night or i am fucked
14:27:26 <Halcyon> Coffee helps with that. If I've had a lot of chilli the night before, usually 2 poops.
14:28:48 <flyback> take care of yourselfs guys, espically you guys on opiates, I can't fully express the level of HELL a block bowel pain is
14:28:56 <flyback> I literally sweated a puddle on the ground
14:29:15 <flyback> mine is just bad genes and stress no opiates
14:29:50 <Halcyon> I'm very lucky, I've never even broken a bone, let alone been seriously ill.
14:30:21 <Halcyon> I just take a fish oil tablet every day and on occasions, when I've been naughty, I'll have a multivitamin.
14:31:02 <flyback> sounds like a good plan
14:32:43 <Halcyon> I mean the doctor always tells me to reduce my alcohol intake, but they always say that, other than that, I'm healthy.
14:32:53 <Halcyon> Oh and get off my ass more, but they all say that too
14:32:59 <flyback> yeah be careful with alcohol
14:33:08 <flyback> liver failure is a shitty way to go literally
14:33:17 <flyback> your blood starts filling up with waste products
14:33:25 <Halcyon> Charming
14:33:45 <Halcyon> Well I'm only in my 30's. I'd like to think I have a bit to go yet before I cark it
14:34:19 <Halcyon> Got too much to do anyway
14:34:29 <flyback> I remmber my 30's
14:34:30 <flyback> :P
14:35:07 <flyback> but anyways back to ee stuff, it's amazing in the last 10-20 yrs how cheap and easy it's got to add brains to battery chargers
14:35:20 <flyback> well I mean some chemistries like lithium you have no choice, unmanaged = BOOM
14:37:54 <flyback> I been watching a lot of vintage computer stuff and back in the early days of mainframes when it wasn't practicle to have a cpu in the tape or disk drive so they had to rely on implementing one in relay or tape logic or discreit chips etc or not at all and have it managed by the main cpu of the system
14:38:13 <flyback> and now it's like every type of i/o bus pretty much have a mcu or cpu controlling it
14:38:29 <flyback> err tape/tube logic
14:40:31 <Ampera> Halcyon, you're so fucking old <3
14:40:37 <Ampera> so distinguished and ancient
14:41:48 <flyback> it was neat the stuff they did with relay and tube logic on the early ibm tape drives etc
14:45:39 <Halcyon> I'll take distinguished :P
14:45:42 <Halcyon> No ancient yet
14:45:44 <Halcyon> *not
14:46:48 <Ampera> literally old news <3
14:47:13 <Halcyon> You love me
14:51:11 <Ampera> I love collecting old things
14:51:17 <Ampera> antiques are cool
14:54:44 <Halcyon> That they are
14:55:13 <Halcyon> I still say that my 30s have been the most fun decade so far.
14:55:19 <Halcyon> jaymax may care to comment
14:55:43 * Ysjoelfir offers Halcyon 30 gram of his pastrami
14:56:20 <Halcyon> Ooooh
14:56:22 <Halcyon> Did you make it?
15:01:47 * steve30 is beyond 30 now
15:01:57 <Halcyon> Yeh but you still look 27
15:01:59 <steve30> 32 to be precise
15:06:38 <steve30> I think I used to be cuter
15:06:40 <steve30> https://flickr.com/photos/36651585@N04/19737252402/in/dateposted-public/
15:06:40 <EEVBot> [url] Me | Photo of me in the mirror, taken with a Canon EOS 300 &… | Flickr | flickr.com
15:07:41 <Ysjoelfir> Halcyon, actually I made Roastbeef yesterday. I just cut it up now.
15:07:58 <Ysjoelfir> and steve30 is just so fresh, he looks always <30
15:08:15 <Ysjoelfir> while I have been repeatedly told that I look 40+
15:08:53 <Halcyon> Ysjoelfir, it's your facial hair
15:09:01 <Halcyon> If you shaved, you'd have a baby face I reckon
15:09:08 <Ysjoelfir> Oh, I love facials! oh wait.
15:09:46 <Ysjoelfir> And no, I don't, I have a lot of scars on my cheeks. but yes, kinda. without ab eard I look like a 12 year old that has been burried for half a year.
15:10:41 <Halcyon> Hahaha aw don't be so hard on yourself
15:10:51 <Ysjoelfir> not hard, realistic :)
15:12:11 <Halcyon> Lies
15:12:23 <Halcyon> Guys like you, and I'm sure some women :P
15:13:04 <Ysjoelfir> well, at least 6 women like me.
15:13:15 <Halcyon> Hahah
15:16:17 <Halcyon> Gah, I need to hard wire my battery system. The cheap and horrible Wifi adapter that came with it sucks balls
15:16:34 <Halcyon> It's some after-market garbage with a DB-9 connector
15:18:43 <Ysjoelfir> ewwww
15:19:00 <Halcyon> Also, it has gaping security holes
15:19:02 <Ysjoelfir> I just designed a DB-9 into one of my newest products for work :)
15:19:09 <Ysjoelfir> oh thats always nice
15:19:43 <Halcyon> Yep, by default, anyone with this same dongle ha an open Adhoc Wifi network broadcasting, even after you configure it to connect to your own wifi network
15:19:53 <Halcyon> And to set a password on it is a pain
15:20:50 <Ysjoelfir> that sounds usefull, but shitty
15:21:24 <Halcyon> I actually started and got approved for a CVE number for it through Mitre, but I never finished doing the assessment
15:23:32 <Ysjoelfir> I read words, but I didn't understand anything of what you said
15:25:12 <Halcyon> It's bad and should never be a product :P
15:26:33 <Halcyon> 'Merica! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqcVf_XUCag
15:26:33 <EEVBot> [YouTube] WARNING: Smoked Shotgun Shells - They Won't Stop Eating! | 13m 12s | Channel: Cowboy Kent Rollins | 46,755 views | 2023-01-11 - 20:30:00UTC
15:26:37 <Ysjoelfir> I understood that far :D
15:26:55 <Ysjoelfir> wait, what? :D
15:27:13 <Ysjoelfir> ah. ok, not real shells
15:27:33 <Ysjoelfir> thats strange noodles
15:28:12 <Halcyon> I'd try them. But they look naughty
15:28:54 <Ysjoelfir> these are very tough strange noodles
15:29:15 <Ysjoelfir> I did something like that some time ago, with caneloni
15:29:22 <Ysjoelfir> was it caneloni? let me check
15:29:31 <Ysjoelfir> yes.
15:29:46 <Ysjoelfir> they broke on me. all of them.
15:35:06 <Halcyon> You stuffed them too hard?
15:41:15 * arch stuffs a potato in Halcyon's mouth: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/608/351/c93.gif
15:41:47 <Ysjoelfir> no. I didn't stuff them by pressing stuff into them, just "plunging" them into the meat mix.
15:42:11 <arch> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
15:49:51 * Ysjoelfir plunges Halcyon 's cannelloni into arch 's meat mix
15:54:11 <DHess_US> https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3dGw0Yfvx9cm-C8p0skvoGGnqA1p7X5EjJuN-Ikq-SID221Ev1OmZSdIO26bijoWdj8SyLfnJcbKrLhl8mbVTPKKLYjbJyUyUXKYzHN5QcBXHlIPKnAAirrGVw1Bu4yTm5WDTD3kxA-gNflNxJeo3mJRilCzL_-iDiJWl95idaqLhxmipPN5F1Pbv/w624-h640/now%20what.jpg
15:58:58 <Halcyon> Mmmmm meat mix
16:02:59 <Halcyon> It amazes me that a few sticks of 18650 batteries are enough to power a laptop for so long
16:03:15 <Halcyon> This HP battery I pulled out of a consumer laptop is tiny
16:03:38 <Halcyon> By the looks if it, probably 4 calls?
16:03:40 <Halcyon> *cells
16:32:38 <josuah`> DHess_US: After seeing a few guys operate these things, I would not even be surprised that he manged to casually jump out of that thing.
16:33:09 <josuah`> or even keep digging under itself building an arch :D
16:34:37 <josuah`> by the way, the other day, I discovered this short thing about protocols used by heavy vehicles: https://www.csselectronics.com/pages/j1939-explained-simple-intro-tutorial
16:34:37 <EEVBot> [url] J1939 Explained - A Simple Intro [2022] – CSS Electronics | www.csselectronics.com
17:53:46 <Halcyon> T3sl4, is there such a thing as a "smart" 18650 battery charger/analyser thingo?
18:07:49 <K> hello rudolphs
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18:30:40 <Halcyon> Hello K
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19:23:21 <T3sl4> Halcyon, probably
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19:36:16 <watcher> Hello Lolly's
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19:44:59 <Halcyon> Hello candy corn
19:55:15 <watcher_> Hello Halcyon
19:55:22 <watcher_> How was work?
19:55:59 <steve30> I'm just rebooting in... *shudder... Windows 10
19:59:50 Quit: steve30 ([email protected]) Quit: <Baljem> steve30: by the way, I had the most bizarre dream the other day that someone came in here and seriously flipped their shit over your quit message and why aren't the ops /doing/ something about it
20:01:00 Quit: watcher_ ([email protected]) Quit: I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
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20:22:23 <steve30> By some miracle, I got Davinci resolve to work
20:22:29 <steve30> albeit in Windows 10
20:59:20 <Halcyon> YAY
21:15:40 * Ampera hugs Halcyon
21:28:12 <Halcyon> Hey Ampera
21:28:17 <Halcyon> How did you sleep?
21:35:04 <steve30> i miss daylight
21:35:24 <Halcyon> Aww
21:35:46 <Ampera> poorly
21:36:02 <Ampera> my brother was shouting in the other room all night
21:36:13 <Halcyon> What was he shouting at?
21:36:23 <Ampera> his computer
21:36:31 <Halcyon> Spastic
21:36:35 <Ampera> or himself sometimes
21:37:13 <Halcyon> Sounds clever
21:37:37 <Ampera> I think I might go to the store for deli things later
21:37:43 <Halcyon> Yum
21:37:45 <Ampera> about to go to work in a few minutes
21:37:57 <Halcyon> Got your tea?
21:38:39 <Ampera> yes
21:38:49 <Ampera> with sweetener this time
21:45:04 <Halcyon> I should go shower
21:47:21 <steve30> I've just been day dreaming about back in the days when i wasn't tired all the time
21:58:08 <K> when was that?
22:02:56 <jaymax> Halcyon: Yeah my 30s were great
22:02:57 <Ampera> there's a way to not be tired all the time?
22:02:58 <Ampera> damn
22:03:10 * Ampera beans jaymax with an iPod
22:03:14 <steve30> i wasn't back when I was <19
22:03:31 * jaymax beans Ampera with a dustbowl
22:03:39 Quit: DHess_US ([email protected]) Quit: Later Synapsid Tetrapods
22:06:41 * Ampera rocket jumps off jaymax
22:07:19 * jaymax watergates all over Ampera
22:07:35 * Halcyon pees towards Ampera
22:07:40 * Ampera mantreads jaymax
22:08:07 <Ampera> Halcyon, ah, the New York handshake
22:08:19 <Halcyon> Hahaha
22:08:25 <Halcyon> Never heard that before
22:08:38 <jaymax> DONT CROSS THE STREAMS
22:08:47 <Halcyon> Oh yeh I was going to go shower
22:08:55 * Ampera makes Halcyon wet
22:09:05 <Halcyon> You do constantly Ampera ;-)
22:09:13 <Ampera> moist and delicious
22:11:02 <jaymax> https://prod-spinneys-cdn.azureedge.net/media/images/products/2020/08/55773305623_v1.jpg
22:19:12 <K> dunno, i am not tired all the time :/ maybe something is wrong w me
22:19:42 <Ampera> it means you are living a happy and engaging life you are excited to live every day
22:19:58 <Ampera> it means you are both the most normal person in existence, and the one thing the vast majority of us aspire to achieve
22:20:00 <Ampera> except Halcyon
22:20:06 <Ampera> he's already fucking perfect, the fucker
22:21:26 <Halcyon> You're so full of crap Ampera
22:21:47 <Ampera> and you're literally flawless
22:21:54 <Halcyon> Bahahahaha
22:21:59 <Halcyon> Yeh no
22:22:01 <Ampera> literally no personality hwatever
22:22:27 <Ampera> they should put you up on a rocket and use you as the optics for a new space telescope
22:22:30 <Halcyon> I'm OK with being boring
22:22:43 <Ampera> it's okay, I can be eccentric enough for the both of us
22:23:17 * Halcyon nibbles on roasted nuts and coconut
22:24:51 <Halcyon> It's actually my breakfast cereal, but it's good for a snack: https://carmanskitchen.com.au/our-products/grain-free-granola-almond-macadamia-cashew-pecan/
22:24:54 <EEVBot> [url] Grain Free Granola Almond, Macadamia, Cashew & Pecan | Carman's Kitchen | 400g | carmanskitchen.com.au
22:30:54 <Ampera> you're literally the most hipster person I know
22:31:20 * electrohead yawns and stares at random people
22:32:53 <Ampera> we're all random here, you half-engineered tweedle-cock of a vandalized personality disorder
22:34:34 <electrohead> I'm having a hard time trying to decide if I'm supposed to be insulted by that, or not
22:34:36 <electrohead> lol
22:34:41 <Ampera> you should be
22:34:42 <Ampera> because I said so
22:34:46 <Ampera> and it would make me feel good
22:34:48 <Ampera> >:D
22:35:11 <electrohead> oh
22:35:16 <electrohead> yeah, I'm not
22:35:22 * jaymax sprays out good feels all over the chat
22:35:28 * electrohead walks away and starts coffee
22:36:17 * Ampera steals electrohead's coffee and replaces it with leaves
22:36:58 <jaymax> Freraking New Yorkers obsessed with the turning of the leaves.
22:37:02 <electrohead> !coffee Ampera
22:37:03 * EEVBot hooks Ampera up to a coffee IV
22:37:11 <jaymax> Niiiiiiicce
22:37:30 * Ampera unleashes a constant stream of vomit which plasters electrohead's face, casting him into a rock hard vomit mummy
22:37:51 <electrohead> wtf is wrong with you
22:38:11 <K> ampera cannot into coffee iirc
22:38:16 <K> le sad.
22:38:41 <Ampera> coffee gives me massive stomach pains all day
22:39:00 <Ampera> I will literally want to die if I drink even a small amount of coffee
22:39:29 <jaymax> The kid who deliberately puked to get out eating vegetables and then a psychological pattern was born.
22:39:31 <electrohead> that sucks though
22:39:40 <electrohead> jaymax: lmao
22:40:49 <jaymax> Parents didn't go the extra mile to call that bluff, unfortunately.
22:41:25 <Ampera> come again? I couldn't hear that over the sound of your entire country's medical system collapsing in on itself
22:41:47 <Ampera> I'm too busy showing up to a hospital or doctor's office and getting seen that day
22:42:00 <jaymax> "Oh you want to puke after eating a piece of carrot? Now you get to eat puke"
22:42:38 <jaymax> Good luck paying for your service, that's also has two locations on strike in your state.
22:44:18 <Ampera> I simply work hard, earn money, and don't lose most of it to taxes :)
22:44:25 <jaymax> Don't be a supremacist fuck. All our healthcare systems are going the same direction at the same pace - no matter how it's funded, etc.
22:44:50 <electrohead> lmfao
22:45:00 <Ampera> I will deny as hard as possible if it wins me the argument :)
22:45:08 <Ampera> I have literally zero standards
22:45:13 <jaymax> Typical New Yorker attidute.
22:45:20 <Ampera> damn fuckin straight cannuck
22:45:48 <electrohead> He's cananadin, get it right
22:46:12 * jaymax is a cannabis canoe
22:46:46 <jaymax> Kanata = the Village
22:47:03 <jaymax> Canadian = the Village People
22:47:56 <electrohead> Canakanata = The village people village ?
22:48:35 <jaymax> Nah nah, Canada is the engrish version of the Cree word "Kanata"
22:48:46 <Ampera> jaymax, this explains your affinity towards associations regarding young christian men
22:49:27 * jaymax tosses holy water onto Ampera
22:49:41 <Ampera> wholy fuck
22:52:46 <Halcyon> How is eating granola hipster?
22:54:28 <Halcyon> It's literally nuts and seeds
22:54:33 <Halcyon> (and coconut)
22:54:46 <jaymax> Used to be hippie back when granola was made by hand - by shaking whatever comes out of the dread locks. Now that it's boxed up by a company with federal-food-safety regulations, that's the hipster part.
22:55:12 <jaymax> Hipsters are unforcomfortably-clean hippies.
22:55:48 <Ampera> I likay jaymax's explanation better than mine
22:55:52 <Ampera> *like
22:56:07 <steve30> meow
22:56:07 <steve30> https://www.eevblog.com/forum/chat/post-a-picture-of-a-cat!/?action=dlattach;attach=1673494;image
22:56:18 * jaymax makes his own granola.
22:56:18 <Ampera> CAT
22:56:19 <Ampera> :D
22:56:27 <Ampera> I don't really eat granola.
22:56:32 * jaymax also only bathes once a year.
22:56:35 <Ampera> I don't hate it, it's just not something I typically eat.
22:56:56 <electrohead> 06:56:56 up 138 days, 16:53, 7 users, load average: 0.14, 0.08, 0.02
22:57:01 <electrohead> oh cool
22:57:08 <electrohead> don't mind me, I'm playing around with weechat
22:57:10 <Ampera> damn, that's how long your ass vibrator's been running?
22:57:11 <Halcyon> Cat doesn't belong on test equipment
22:57:23 <Ampera> Halcyon, cat belongs wherever the fuck cat damn well pleases you cunt
22:57:32 * Halcyon puts the cat outside
22:57:43 * Ampera puts Halcyon outside to reason with it
22:57:46 <electrohead> Cat overload.
22:58:51 <electrohead> alright, trying one more thing before I have to start getting ready
22:58:56 <jaymax> Beautiful kitty.
22:58:57 <electrohead> KMFDM - Rip the System!
22:58:59 <electrohead> [paused] #199/235 2:16/3:20 (68%)
22:59:01 <electrohead> volume: n/a repeat: off random: on single: off consume: off
22:59:24 <electrohead> damn, ok, ssh commands work as advertised from the exec command within weechat
22:59:30 <jaymax> If there's two, I'd like to make a couple boots.
23:00:10 * steve30 curls up around Halcyon's multimeter
23:01:31 <electrohead> uhh .. https://old.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/109hszw/ring_will_soon_offer_the_always_home_cam_a_mini/
23:01:35 <EEVBot> [reddit] Ring will soon offer the “Always home Cam” a mini drone designed to patrol your home while you’re not there (t: ianzelbo) ('/r/ALL' flair) (https://v.redd.it/1ftwkfdu5jba1) to r/interestingasfuck | 60683 points (77.0%) | 6716 comments | Posted by Cecca105 | Created at 2023-01-11 - 17:18:41EST
23:02:24 <Halcyon> Oh gees
23:03:02 <Halcyon> I can imagine pets loving those
23:03:07 <Ampera> if it comes with or can mount a firearm, I'll buy 20
23:03:16 <Halcyon> Dogs trying to jump up to grab it, cats swiping at it
23:03:37 <Ampera> bunnies just staring at it and using pure telekinetic spite to cause them to implode
23:03:45 <jaymax> I'm now waiting for the false police reports of B&E and vandalism of the house but it turns out that the drone was just knocking things over when the people were out.
23:04:02 <jaymax> Like, cat x 10 levels of knockover
23:04:10 <Halcyon> Crooks will just learn to shut off the power
23:04:24 <jaymax> By shutting dowen the substations?
23:04:30 <jaymax> Already on.
23:04:42 <jaymax> Washington state in Decem,ber
23:04:51 <Halcyon> I mean, if it's anything like here, most people don't lock their switchboards
23:04:57 <Halcyon> I do, because I'm not silly.
23:05:11 <jaymax> Breaker panels are indoors in the Americas.
23:05:23 <Halcyon> Ah well that solves that
23:05:44 <electrohead> You still have the primary disconnect switch on the outside of the house
23:05:48 <electrohead> Easy to get into
23:06:08 <jaymax> Best we have is smashing the meter off the wall
23:06:20 <Halcyon> Sound safe
23:06:24 <Halcyon> *sounds
23:06:38 <jaymax> Power corp does it to solar customers
23:06:46 <Halcyon> Wha?
23:06:56 <jaymax> In extreme cases.
23:07:06 <Halcyon> Extreme cases of what?
23:07:25 <Ampera> being green
23:07:30 <jaymax> The outdoor cutoff safety switch is a polite formality against anti-islanding.
23:07:54 <jaymax> If the line workers are concerned of being zapped anyway, bye bye meter connect.
23:08:28 <Halcyon> Here, every PV system ever installed must disconnect from the grid when the mains fails.
23:08:45 <Halcyon> That way nothing is going back up the line (theoretically)
23:08:48 <jaymax> Physically?
23:09:00 <Halcyon> Well via relays/shutting down, whatever
23:09:13 <Halcyon> Essentially, while the panels still generate, the inverter does nothing
23:09:21 <jaymax> Our inverters/microinverters have that capability, but cannot bve observed.
23:09:43 <Halcyon> If you have a UPS system, you must have a auto-cutover switch to isolate mains from your battery/PV when mains fails.
23:09:51 <jaymax> Yes.
23:09:57 <Halcyon> Anything else is illegal
23:09:58 <jaymax> But that all happens indoors
23:10:32 <jaymax> If there's a chance that it's out of spec, they don't take chances.
23:10:34 <Halcyon> Yeh ours are almost always outdoors, for houses
23:10:42 <Halcyon> Apartments are a different story
23:11:00 <Halcyon> Oh I'm sure they always assume something is live regardless
23:11:11 <Halcyon> You don't know what nutcase has something dodgy connected
23:11:11 * Ampera hooks up a suicide plug to her generator
23:11:16 <Ampera> oh look, the whole street is powered!
23:11:18 <Ampera> aren't I nice
23:11:27 <electrohead> wait
23:11:33 <electrohead> "her" ?
23:11:45 <Ampera> >:D hehehe
23:11:59 <jaymax> herhehehe?
23:12:06 <steve30> Is ampera a girl now?
23:12:09 <Halcyon> I'd like to see you do that Ampera while the mains is on. I suspect your generator would experience quite some pain unless you can somehow fluke it to sync with the grid
23:12:13 <jaymax> 1/4 girl apparently
23:12:13 <Ampera> I've rebranded
23:12:24 <electrohead> what's next, you're going to chop your dick off and expect everybody to forget you were a guy, at one point in time?
23:12:34 <Ampera> electrohead, what's to say I haven't already
23:12:35 <Halcyon> I call dibs on his dick
23:12:39 <jaymax> New clit
23:12:50 <electrohead> what the fuck
23:12:54 <Ampera> Halcyon, it'd be interesting to see what explodes
23:12:57 <Halcyon> Im kidding electrohead
23:13:24 <Ampera> probably the generator, or in the case of the one I have, the inverter
23:13:26 <Halcyon> Ampera, might make for an interesting show at your place
23:13:44 <Ampera> or the breaker might just trip when my generator pumps a bunch of juice into it to try to fight the grid
23:14:40 <Halcyon> Not sure they are designed to trip when out of phase
23:14:48 <Halcyon> I think something would just go bang
23:15:01 <jaymax> Squaring out that sine wave.
23:15:05 <Ampera> well, they kinda wouldn't be out of phase, because the mains is still in phase
23:15:06 <jaymax> Squared circle
23:15:24 <Ampera> and the generator would be fighting against the mains trying to pull it to its sync
23:15:27 <T3sl4> electrohead: nah, leave it on. it's trans dick, that means you can suck it without being gay
23:15:33 <Ampera> ^
23:15:39 <Halcyon> Bahahaha
23:15:43 * T3sl4 hugs Ampera
23:15:49 <Ampera> it's a very feminine penis
23:15:50 <jaymax> ITS THE CLIT!
23:16:00 <T3sl4> jaymax: literally
23:16:07 <Ampera> that clit gon dangle
23:16:16 * steve30 fires the pronoun hose at the channel
23:16:17 <Halcyon> It just spits at you
23:16:18 <steve30> https://flickr.com/photos/36651585@N04/52530475144/in/dateposted-public/
23:16:19 <EEVBot> [url] Buzzword Bingo at Manchester Pride | Pronouns dangling above… | Flickr | flickr.com
23:16:52 <Halcyon> That's a nice tree T3sl4
23:16:54 <Halcyon> steve30,
23:17:10 * T3sl4 gives Halcyon his wood
23:17:34 <jaymax> There's that documentary "Beyond Vanilla" IIRC where a woman penis-pumps her clit for stuff.
23:18:11 <jaymax> Or, er, he was transitiioning from a woman.
23:19:35 <Ampera> jaymax, I'm not sure if I should be glad or appalled that your youtube watch history is seemingly more disturbing than mine...
23:20:02 <jaymax> Pre-dates Youtube I thinkk
23:20:09 <jaymax> Full-length doc
23:20:19 <Ampera> now when you say full-length...
23:20:41 <jaymax> Also includes 1980's hanky culture, etec yada yada
23:20:58 <K> imma not google "hanky"
23:21:09 <jaymax> !towel
23:21:09 <EEVBot> NO YOU'RE A TOWEL
23:21:34 <jaymax> hanky-google dandy?
23:21:44 * steve30 wonders what colour handkerchief Halcyon wears
23:22:33 <Halcyon> Mustard
23:22:47 <Ampera> hehe, tard
23:22:52 <Halcyon> :D
23:23:17 <jaymax> Ahh, the whizz-ard spice
23:23:31 <Ampera> Halcyon, idk if I've shown you that image before
23:23:38 <Ampera> but regardless, it's what you are
23:23:38 <Halcyon> You have not, what is it?
23:23:42 <electrohead> lmfao
23:23:48 <Halcyon> Some kind of owl?
23:23:50 * electrohead hugs T3sl4 with a coil or three
23:24:04 <Ampera> it's a chain of convenience stores in montreal
23:24:20 * T3sl4 horseradishes electrohead
23:24:28 <electrohead> this early? you're crazy
23:24:29 <Ampera> the name apparently means going to bed late, or one who goes to bed late
23:24:45 <Ampera> electrohead, I hope this totally sudden revelation disturbed you somehow
23:24:55 <Ampera> that would just warm my cold dead heart :)
23:24:58 <Halcyon> Never too early for piquancy electrohead
23:25:00 <electrohead> keep your trans dick to yourself lol
23:25:11 <Ampera> <3
23:25:15 <electrohead> :P
23:25:23 <Halcyon> Don't be a hater electrohead
23:25:40 * electrohead rubs vaginal juices all over himself
23:25:49 <Halcyon> Grot
23:25:56 <Ampera> Halcyon, it's alright, if he's scared by new and interesting concepts, he shouldn't be expected to advance with the times.
23:26:04 <Ampera> He's just from a different era.
23:26:18 <Halcyon> I'm pretty sure I'm older than he is
23:26:51 <Ampera> yes but you live in the future, so it all adds up
23:27:03 <Ampera> Australia has been pretty gay for a while now
23:27:10 <Halcyon> Yeh true
23:27:11 <Ampera> these southerners are just now catching up
23:27:22 <Halcyon> Even in high school no one gave a fuck
23:27:32 <Ampera> what a boring place, Halcyon
23:27:43 <Halcyon> Gay was just becoming the tail end of cool/trendy
23:29:20 <electrohead> Got my morning push-ups, in.
23:29:24 <Halcyon> I love NCommander's video, but fuck, I don't have 5+ hours to watch them
23:29:29 <electrohead> Time to start the car to warm that bitch up, and get out of here
23:29:30 <Halcyon> You bulking electrohead ?
23:29:42 <electrohead> Yeah I'm getting there, once again
23:29:49 <Halcyon> Reow :P
23:30:01 <Ampera> he's trying to exercise away his hidden homosexual desires.
23:30:16 <Halcyon> Nah electrohead is like T3sl4, straight but very tolerant
23:30:30 <Ampera> he's like a noodle. Straight until you get him wet.
23:30:33 <Halcyon> Fucking prick teases
23:33:48 <electrohead> I try to be, until it's pushed on me a bit much
23:34:00 <electrohead> But, alright you crazy fuckers, I'm out of here.
23:34:07 <electrohead> Text away, bla bla.
23:34:09 <electrohead> \o/
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23:34:11 <Halcyon> Cya mate, have a good day
23:34:15 <Halcyon> It's nearly Friday
23:35:06 <Halcyon> I should tidy the kithen
23:35:09 <Halcyon> kitchen
23:35:12 <Halcyon> Fuck this keyboard
23:35:24 <Ampera> Halcyon, that'd be the most clickety fuck you've ever had
23:35:44 <Halcyon> Nah it's my laptop keyboard, I don't normally use it
23:35:54 <Ampera> I'm looking forward to sandwiches. I'm gonna try a store I haven't been to before.
23:36:01 <Ampera> idk if they have good bread, or even a deli
23:36:05 <Halcyon> What ya having on it?
23:36:19 <Ampera> I'll just keep buying meats until I hit my credit limit on all of my cards
23:40:00 <Ampera> this is the first time in a while I've had good tea at work
23:40:03 <Ampera> I've kept fucking it up the past few days
23:54:05 <T3sl4> Halcyon: https://imgur.com/gallery/BMMJX6M
23:54:05 <EEVBot> [url] The dogtors will see you now. - Album on Imgur | imgur.com
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