// #d&d — 2016-02-11
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01:03:47 <mib_gjrftr> Sup?
01:32:04 <Proquar> hello? Anybody here? mekkis? Ballig?
01:32:09 <Proquar> avatar
02:17:19 <Proquar> oh well - i dropped in to say 'hi' :)
02:43:35 <Steven1> suuuuuuuuup
02:44:08 <Avatar> did mekkis tell you his secret
02:44:23 <Steven1> you mean did we talk privately about something?
02:44:52 <Avatar> yeah
02:45:03 <Steven1> yes we did.
02:45:08 <Avatar> what was it
02:45:20 <Steven1> It was private.
02:45:24 <Avatar> why
02:45:41 <Steven1> if he wants to tell you he may, though i doubt you will find it overly interesting.
02:45:58 <Avatar> he hasn't said anything at all
02:46:46 <Steven1> So what up avatar, how you doin buddy?
02:47:59 <Steven1> I played a game of pathfinder tonight where everyone showed up as a different movie version of Nicholas Cage
02:48:35 <Steven1> we didnt do much, and the game ended in a TPK... but my throat is hoarse from laughing.
02:49:35 <Avatar> mate I am amazing thanks for asking
02:51:17 <Steven1> Thats good.
02:51:43 <Steven1> I made a website on obsidian portal for the starwars game im playing in.
02:52:11 <Steven1> The GM and I are having a blast slowly turning my character into a criminal.
02:54:46 <Avatar> hi all anyone home? ok bye
02:59:21 <Steven1> my character also has the Blackmail Obligation and I've been ordered by the person blackmailing me to keep an eye out on the other people in the party.
03:00:09 <Steven1> So far, I've put survailance in everyones room and I am recording everything everyone says.
03:02:30 <Mekkis> Hell, if I didn't need to pay $20 for it, Deceased would take it
03:05:59 <Steven1> I pretty much figure its going to kill my character eventually
03:15:55 <Steven1> sup
03:22:11 <Mekkis> Broke my damage record: 70d6 force damage, empowered
03:22:49 <Steven1> as everyone else in the party is already a full on criminal or a murderhobo
03:28:32 <Avatar> sup?
03:30:34 <Avatar> have any of you played six seconds to midnight
03:31:25 <Avatar> relaxer do you know ian tee
03:42:24 <Mekkis> I have, Avatar
03:44:02 <Avatar> did you enjoy it
03:45:13 <Mekkis> It was an enjoyable game, but...
03:45:29 <Mekkis> I felt that the scenario wasn't particularly well written
03:45:45 <Mekkis> there is a puzzle in it that doesn't particularly make much sense
03:46:33 <Avatar> andrei wrote a really scathing review for it
03:46:41 <Mekkis> link?
03:47:17 <Avatar> http://paizo.com/products/btpy9cu4
03:49:39 <Mekkis> everything he as written is correct.
03:51:13 <Mekkis> but I do agree, it's the poster child of "bad puzzle"
03:58:56 <Steven1> i know of an ian tee
04:06:04 <Steven1> yup
04:13:45 <Avatar> in person
04:19:58 <Steven1> unless you rolled all 1s
04:20:11 <Steven1> what was the post fling?
04:23:57 <Steven1> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
04:24:14 <Steven1> i didnt click the button before i left today. Xcom 2 didnt start downloading.
04:28:52 <Avatar> too late
04:28:55 <Avatar> already gone
04:32:59 <Mekkis> !spell Rain of Frogs
04:32:59 <diebot> Mekkis, RAIN OF FROGS conjuration (summoning[]) bard 3, druid 3, sorcerer/wizard 3, summoner 3, witch 3, shaman 4 1 round Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) Comp: V, S, M/DF (a square of red cloth) Duration: concentration + 2 rounds Save: none SR:noSource: Ultimate Magic
04:33:00 <diebot> This spell functions as summon swarm, except you summon a swarm of poisonous frogs. This swarm has the statistics of a centipede swarm (Bestiary 43), except it has the animal type and its poison deals Constitution damage instead of Dexterity damage.
04:36:28 <Steven1> so what it is avatar?
04:38:11 <Avatar> what
04:38:19 <Mekkis> !hp 10d8m1
04:38:20 <diebot> Mekkis, 63
04:58:47 <Avatar> okay so what about the secret of mekkis
05:04:49 <Steven1> hows it goin
05:14:04 <Steven1> titties!
05:14:27 <Steven1> also... what up peoples.
05:16:19 <Mekkis> Avatar, it was just my handcrafted Eot10 faction missions
05:16:36 <Mekkis> I didn't want to reveal where they were going on them
05:38:07 <Steven1> suuuuuuuuuuuup
05:40:22 <Mekkis> Wow. Ballig !
05:44:50 <Mekkis> !item horseshoes of speed
05:44:54 <diebot> Mekkis, HORSESHOES OF SPEED [faint transmutation] CL:3 feet 3000gp, 12lb
05:44:54 <diebot> When affixed to an animal's hooves, these iron horseshoes increase the animal's base land speed by 30 feet; this counts as an enhancement bonus. As with other effects that increase speed, jumping distances increase proportionally. All four shoes must be worn by the same animal for the magic to be effective. Source: Ultimate Equipment
05:55:19 <Avatar> amazing as usual thanks for asking
05:57:49 <Avatar> oh yeah? well I can do a bazillion kadrillion damage!!!!!!
06:09:52 <diebot> Mekkis, DISPEL MAGIC abjuration ([]) bard 3, cleric/oracle 3, druid 4, paladin 3, sorcerer/wizard 3, summoner 3, witch 3, inquisitor 3, antipaladin 3, magus 3, shaman 3 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) one spellcaster, creature, or object Comp: V, S Duration: instantaneous Save: none SR:noSource: PFRPG Core
06:09:53 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/dispel_magic.html
06:24:05 <Mekkis> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9oU7rfb-do
06:30:14 <Mekkis> !spell unholy blight
06:30:14 <diebot> Mekkis, UNHOLY BLIGHT evocation ([evil]) cleric/oracle 4, inquisitor 4 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) Comp: V, S Duration: instantaneous (1d4 rounds); see text Save: Will partial SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
06:30:15 <diebot> You call up unholy power to smite your enemies. The power takes the form of a cold, cloying miasma of greasy darkness. Only good and neutral (not evil) creatures are harmed by the spell. The spell deals 1d8 points of damage per two caster levels (maximum 5d8) to a good creature (or 1d6 per caster level, maximum 10d6, to a good outsider) and causes
06:30:15 <diebot> it to be sickened for 1d4 rounds. A successful Will save reduces damage to half and negates the sickened effect. The effects cannot be negated by remove disease or heal, but remove curse is effective. The spell deals only half damage to creatures who are neither evil nor good, and they are not sickened. Such a creature can reduce the damage by half
06:30:15 <diebot> again (down to one-quarter) with a successful Will save.
06:30:35 <Mekkis> !spell harm
06:30:35 <diebot> Mekkis, HARM necromancy ([]) cleric/oracle 6, witch 7, inquisitor 6, shaman 7 1 standard action Range: touch creature touched Comp: V, S Duration: instantaneous Save: Will half; see text SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
06:30:35 <diebot> Harm charges a subject with negative energy that deals 10 points of damage per caster level (to a maximum of 150 points at 15th level). If the creature successfully saves, harm deals half this amount. Harm cannot reduce the target's hit points to less than 1. If used on an undead creature, harm acts like heal.
06:30:39 <Mekkis> !spell slay living
06:30:39 <diebot> Mekkis, SLAY LIVING necromancy ([death]) cleric/oracle 5, witch 6, antipaladin 4, shaman 6 1 standard action Range: touch living creature touched Comp: V, S Duration: instantaneous Save: Fortitude partial SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
06:30:39 <diebot> You can attempt to slay any one living creature. When you cast this spell, your hand seethes with eerie dark fire. You must succeed on a melee touch attack to touch the target. The target takes 12d6 points of damage + 1 point per caster level. If the target's Fortitude saving throw succeeds, it instead takes 3d6 points of damage + 1 point per
06:30:39 <diebot> caster level. The subject might die from damage even if it succeeds on its saving throw.
06:45:08 <Mekkis> !spell desecrete
06:45:08 <diebot> Mekkis, DESECRATE evocation ([evil]) cleric/oracle 2, inquisitor 2, antipaladin 2 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) Comp: V, S, M (a vial of unholy water and 25 gp worth (5 pounds) of silver dust, all of which must be sprinkled around the area), DF Duration: 2 hours/level Save: none SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
06:45:08 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/desecrate.html
07:03:50 <Steven1> I just lot my first run of xcom 2
07:04:06 <Steven1> It beat the shit out of me.
07:17:34 <Ballig> I like the analogy, but linking it with "I hate Lord of the Rings [because it is analogous to this real world hypothetical situation]" is a stretch that detracts from the humour a bit
07:30:26 <Avatar> trust proquar
07:37:41 <Proquar> you sure can
07:37:49 <Proquar> hey avatar! how's it going/
07:40:01 <Avatar> amazing as usual thanks for asking
07:41:16 <Proquar> whee! that's a great life you lead
07:48:30 <Steven1> sup proq
07:49:11 <Proquar> hey steven, long time no see
07:53:11 <Mekkis> perhaps
07:55:00 <Mekkis> (although the situation isn't particularly hypothetical)
07:56:31 <Steven1> what up
07:57:10 <Steven1> i'm currently working with a gm to write up a besmaran deific obedience
07:59:01 <Steven1> Obedience: Besmara cares little for a standard ritual as restriction go against her very nature. Many obediences take the form of bragging about recent plunder obtained, recounting challenging sea battles, splashing alcohol across a deck, or even tipping some treasure overboard for her. Whatever form of devotion is undertaken is rarely acknowledged but some swear they feel the presence of the Black Lady guiding
07:59:01 <Steven1> their hand to greatness. You gain a +4 Luck/Sacred bonus to profession sailor and appraise checks to locate the most valuable item in a horde.
07:59:08 <Steven1> thats what im proposing.
08:01:22 <Proquar> cool
08:02:14 <Proquar> i once had a priestess (favourite of mine) who worshipped the luck goddess… she visited a temple once and they gambled and after she'd won, then they 'doubled or nothing', she lost and tribute had been paid ;)
08:03:31 <Brunius> `op
08:03:36 <Brunius> rip
08:04:16 <Steven1> so last night, we found a dude that decided to fight us instead of surrenduring when we gave him the opportunity to.
08:04:30 <Steven1> of course that doesnt mean much... we tell everybody to surrender as soon as we meet them.
08:04:53 <Steven1> but they stabbed the Captain
08:06:02 <Steven1> so we beat the shit out of him, then the captain spent the next several hours beratng the guy until the dude just broke
08:06:36 <Mekkis> How are things going, Ballig?
08:06:41 <Steven1> and then we healed the guy of all of his wounds, mended his clothes...
08:07:25 <Steven1> we made him stand in a super heroic pose
08:08:13 <Steven1> and then i stabbed him in the foot with this super cool weapon we found that does 1d4 dex damage, and if you are reduced to 0 dex you become a Coral statue...
08:08:26 <Steven1> I then sold him as art.
08:08:50 <Brunius> that's a gripping story steven
08:09:01 <Brunius> have the movie rights been sold off yet?
08:09:04 <Steven1> yes...
08:09:18 <Brunius> darn!
08:09:27 <Steven1> I can cut you in on it.
08:09:42 <Steven1> just wear these clothes and stand kinda heroic like...
08:12:01 <Proquar> ohh… coral statue
08:26:10 <Steven1> also found a really cool comic book thing
08:26:51 <Steven1> it is a build your own deadpool
08:28:47 <Proquar> is that a game item, or a thing to construct?
08:29:31 <Steven1> it is a thing to construct, im trying to find a decent picture of it.
08:29:51 <Mekkis> Steven1, can you suggest a better 8th level spell for my sorcerer than Prismatic Wall?
08:29:55 <Mekkis> How are you supposed to adjudicate Polymorph Any Object?
08:30:05 <Steven1> http://www.bleedingcool.com/2015/12/04/build-your-own-deadpool-with-help-from-your-comic-store/
08:30:16 <Steven1> it is a lot like that, only instead of ironman it is deadpool
08:40:38 <Proquar> wish i could find the pic of the creeper mavvie built for a bday party
08:41:24 Topic for #d&d is: AEDT (UTC+11:00) || Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au || https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/pathfinder-society-online-collective
08:41:24 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Mon Nov 30 19:02:39 2015
08:41:24 <***> Buffer Playback...
08:41:24 <***> Playback Complete.
08:41:46 <Proquar> it didn't sizzle or explode - but it did look cool in pics
08:46:00 <Steven1> if it sizzled, nobody would have gotten near it.
08:47:45 <Steven1> i really dislike trapsense for classes that dont get uncanny dodge.
08:47:58 <Steven1> because they only get half the bonus.
08:48:10 <Steven1> namely slayer
08:48:37 <Steven1> +1 dodge vs traps, does nothing because you dont have uncanny dodge.
08:51:41 <Avatar> what do you mean
08:52:14 <Avatar> by adjudicating it
08:53:11 <Steven1> think im going to go with Terrain Mastery
08:55:24 <Mekkis> So if one of my players wanted to polymorph a pseudodragon familiar into an ancient gold dragon, what would the stats for the dragon be?
08:55:58 <Avatar> what's the secret mekkis
08:58:32 <Steven1> Cant wait to get to 15th level.
08:58:45 <Steven1> be able to sprout wings as a wereshark
08:59:20 <Steven1> the mental picture is so rewarding
09:03:42 <Steven1> alright, im goin to bed, I'm tired.
09:03:57 <Steven1> have fun people. Proq good seein you again.
09:12:41 <Mekkis> Proquar, how's the bridging going?
09:14:14 <Relaxer> avatar... i regret to inform you, you died.
09:19:39 <Mekkis> Steven1, pm
09:19:57 <Proquar> hmm… i have never been more miserable in my life :p
09:20:12 <Proquar> but i think that's more the small biz thing than the bridge… *ponder*
09:20:15 <Proquar> how about you/
09:20:27 <Proquar> (and my RH shift key isn't working )
09:22:16 <Relaxer> as soon as another jester shows up though... he will become Avatar 2
09:37:11 <Relaxer> alright Avatar 2 is a go
10:04:39 <Mekkis> That seems dumb: Celestial Healing heals less than Infernal Healing
10:11:44 <Avatar> ah
10:11:53 <Avatar> that was a bit less exciting than I had hoped
10:24:52 <Ballig> I was excited about it
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11:49:21 <mib_gc26sq> sup?
14:23:05 <Steven1> wait a tick... i thoought ballig was dead.
14:24:19 <txtsd> sup?
14:34:23 <Steven1> that was a lovely nap.
14:57:23 <Steven1> there we go, Besmara's Deific obedience is done.
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16:55:28 <Steven1> Mind Blank
16:55:44 <Avatar> what does that mean Relaxer
17:19:49 <Avatar> !spell celestial healing
17:19:50 <diebot> Avatar, INFERNAL HEALING conjuration (healing[evil]) cleric/oracle 1, magus 1, sorcerer/wizard 1, summoner 1, witch 1 1 round Range: touch creature touched Comp: V, S, M (1 drop of devil blood or 1 dose of unholy water) Duration: 1 minute Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)Source: Inner Sea World Guide
17:19:50 <diebot> You anoint a wounded creature with devil's blood or unholy water, giving it fast healing 1. This ability cannot repair damage caused by silver weapons, good-aligned weapons, or spells or effects with the good descriptor. The target detects as an evil creature for the duration of the spell and can sense the evil of the magic, though this has no
17:19:50 <diebot> long-term effect on the target's alignment.
17:19:59 <Avatar> ???
17:20:16 <Avatar> according to diebot it functions exactly the same
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18:06:16 <Mekkis> So Relaxer, my group just finished Eot10, part 2, believing that EK is still alive
18:34:16 <Mekkis> I haven't updated diebot to include celestial healing
18:34:47 <Mekkis> CELESTIAL HEALING
18:34:47 <Mekkis> School conjuration (healing) [good]; Level bloodrager 1, cleric 1,
18:34:47 <Mekkis> magus 1, sorcerer/wizard 1, summoner 1, witch 1
18:34:47 <Mekkis> Casting Time 1 round
18:34:47 <Mekkis> Components V, S, M (1 drop of blood from a good outsider or
18:34:48 <Mekkis> 1 dose of holy water)
18:34:50 <Mekkis> Range touch
18:34:52 <Mekkis> Target creature touched
18:34:54 <Mekkis> Duration 1 round/2 levels
18:34:56 <Mekkis> Saving Throw Will negates (harmless); Spell Resistance yes
18:34:58 <Mekkis> (harmless)
18:35:00 <Mekkis> You anoint a wounded creature with the blood of an outsider with
18:35:02 <Mekkis> the good subtype (such as an angel) or holy water, giving it fast
18:35:04 <Mekkis> healing 1. The target radiates the aura of a good creature for the
18:35:08 <Mekkis> duration of the spell and can sense the righteousness of the magic,
18:35:10 <Mekkis> though this has no long-term effect on the target’s alignment. If
18:35:12 <Mekkis> the target has its own evil aura, this is not suppressed by celestial
18:35:14 <Mekkis> healing, and can also be detected normally.
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18:41:59 <Avatar> yeah but you can do that healing with a clear conscience
18:44:07 <Avatar> roleplay not rollplay!
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