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00:40:27 MekkisScreen has quit (Quit: Lost terminal)
01:03:47 <mib_gjrftr> Sup?
01:32:04 <Proquar> hello? Anybody here? mekkis? Ballig?
01:32:09 <Proquar> avatar
02:02:31 Goya ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
02:17:19 <Proquar> oh well - i dropped in to say 'hi' :)
02:43:35 <Steven1> suuuuuuuuup
02:44:08 <Avatar> did mekkis tell you his secret
02:44:23 <Steven1> you mean did we talk privately about something?
02:44:52 <Avatar> yeah
02:45:03 <Steven1> yes we did.
02:45:08 <Avatar> what was it
02:45:20 <Steven1> It was private.
02:45:24 <Avatar> why
02:45:41 <Steven1> if he wants to tell you he may, though i doubt you will find it overly interesting.
02:45:58 <Avatar> he hasn't said anything at all
02:46:46 <Steven1> So what up avatar, how you doin buddy?
02:47:59 <Steven1> I played a game of pathfinder tonight where everyone showed up as a different movie version of Nicholas Cage
02:48:35 <Steven1> we didnt do much, and the game ended in a TPK... but my throat is hoarse from laughing.
02:49:35 <Avatar> mate I am amazing thanks for asking
02:51:17 <Steven1> Thats good.
02:51:43 <Steven1> I made a website on obsidian portal for the starwars game im playing in.
02:52:11 <Steven1> The GM and I are having a blast slowly turning my character into a criminal.
02:54:46 <Avatar> hi all anyone home? ok bye
02:59:21 <Steven1> my character also has the Blackmail Obligation and I've been ordered by the person blackmailing me to keep an eye out on the other people in the party.
03:00:09 <Steven1> So far, I've put survailance in everyones room and I am recording everything everyone says.
03:05:59 <Steven1> I pretty much figure its going to kill my character eventually
03:15:55 <Steven1> sup
03:22:11 <Mekkis> Broke my damage record: 70d6 force damage, empowered
03:22:49 <Steven1> as everyone else in the party is already a full on criminal or a murderhobo
03:28:32 <Avatar> sup?
03:31:25 <Avatar> relaxer do you know ian tee
03:58:56 <Steven1> i know of an ian tee
04:06:04 <Steven1> yup
04:13:45 <Avatar> in person
04:19:58 <Steven1> unless you rolled all 1s
04:20:11 <Steven1> what was the post fling?
04:23:57 <Steven1> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
04:24:14 <Steven1> i didnt click the button before i left today. Xcom 2 didnt start downloading.
04:25:50 <Steven1> yo
04:28:52 <Avatar> too late
04:28:55 <Avatar> already gone
04:32:59 <Mekkis> !spell Rain of Frogs
04:32:59 <diebot> Mekkis, RAIN OF FROGS conjuration (summoning[]) bard 3, druid 3, sorcerer/wizard 3, summoner 3, witch 3, shaman 4 1 round Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) Comp: V, S, M/DF (a square of red cloth) Duration: concentration + 2 rounds Save: none SR:noSource: Ultimate Magic
04:33:00 <diebot> This spell functions as summon swarm, except you summon a swarm of poisonous frogs. This swarm has the statistics of a centipede swarm (Bestiary 43), except it has the animal type and its poison deals Constitution damage instead of Dexterity damage.
04:36:28 <Steven1> so what it is avatar?
04:38:11 <Avatar> what
04:51:42 <Steven1> yo
04:53:08 <Avatar> ye
04:53:12 <Steven1> migraine over.
04:53:26 <Steven1> what it is home slice
04:58:47 <Avatar> okay so what about the secret of mekkis
05:04:49 <Steven1> hows it goin
05:14:04 <Steven1> titties!
05:14:27 <Steven1> also... what up peoples.
05:15:35 <Mekkis> Where is Steven
05:16:19 <Mekkis> Avatar, it was just my handcrafted Eot10 faction missions
05:16:36 <Mekkis> I didn't want to reveal where they were going on them
05:38:07 <Steven1> suuuuuuuuuuuup
05:40:22 <Mekkis> Wow. Ballig !
05:44:50 <Mekkis> !item horseshoes of speed
05:44:54 <diebot> Mekkis, HORSESHOES OF SPEED [faint transmutation] CL:3 feet 3000gp, 12lb
05:44:54 <diebot> When affixed to an animal's hooves, these iron horseshoes increase the animal's base land speed by 30 feet; this counts as an enhancement bonus. As with other effects that increase speed, jumping distances increase proportionally. All four shoes must be worn by the same animal for the magic to be effective. Source: Ultimate Equipment
05:47:13 <Avatar> you mean relaxer
05:47:43 <Mekkis> !spell blade barrier
05:47:52 <diebot> Mekkis, BLADE BARRIER evocation ([force]) cleric/oracle 6, inquisitor 6 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) Comp: V, S Duration: 1 min./level (D) Save: Reflex half or Reflex negates; see text SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
05:47:52 <diebot> An immobile, vertical curtain of whirling blades shaped of pure force springs into existence. Any creature passing through the wall takes 1d6 points of damage per caster level (maximum 15d6), with a Reflex save for half damage. If you evoke the barrier so that it appears where creatures are, each creature takes damage as if passing through the
05:47:52 <diebot> wall. Each such creature can avoid the wall (ending up on the side of its choice) and thus take no damage by making a successful Reflex save. A blade barrier provides cover (+4 bonus to AC, +2 bonus on Reflex saves) against attacks made through it.
05:51:11 <Mekkis> !spell antilife shell
05:51:11 <diebot> Mekkis, ANTILIFE SHELL abjuration ([]) cleric/oracle 6, druid 6, shaman 6 1 round Range: 10 ft. Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 min./level Save: none SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
05:51:11 <diebot> You bring into being a mobile, hemispherical energy field that prevents the entrance of most types of living creatures. The effect hedges out animals, aberrations, dragons, fey, giants, humanoids, magical beasts, monstrous humanoids, oozes, plants, and vermin, but not constructs, elementals, outsiders, or undead. This spell may be used only
05:51:11 <diebot> defensively, not aggressively. Forcing an abjuration barrier against creatures that the spell keeps at bay collapses the barrier.
05:55:19 <Avatar> amazing as usual thanks for asking
05:55:43 <Mekkis> !spell blessing of fervor
05:55:44 <diebot> Mekkis, BLESSING OF FERVOR transmutation ([]) cleric/oracle 4 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature/level, no two of which can be more than 30 ft. apart Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 round/level Save: Fortitude negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)Source: APG
05:55:44 <diebot> With this blessing, you call your allies to move forth and empower them to conquer and become victorious. Each round for the duration of this spell, each of your allies can choose one of the following bonuses for that round at the beginning of its turn (their choice). • Increase its speed by 30 feet. • Stand up as a swift action without provoking
05:55:44 <diebot> an attack of opportunity. • Make one extra attack as part of a full attack action, using its highest base attack bonus. • Gain a +2 bonus on attack rolls and a +2 dodge bonus to AC and Reflex saves. •Cast a single spell of 2nd level or lower as if it were an enlarged, extended, silent, or still spell. These effects are not cumulative with similar
05:55:44 <diebot> effects, such as those provided by haste or a speed weapon, nor do they actually grant an extra action, so you can't use it to cast a second spell or otherwise take an extra action in the round. Blessing of fervor does not stack with haste.
05:57:49 <Avatar> oh yeah? well I can do a bazillion kadrillion damage!!!!!!
05:59:03 <Steven1> tonight is goin pretty shitty.
06:09:30 <Mekkis> !spell shared wrath
06:09:30 <diebot> Mekkis, SHARED WRATH enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting, emotion]) inquisitor 4 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) up to one creature/level, no two of which can be more than 30 ft. apart Comp: V, S, M (a thorny vine) Duration: 1 minute Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)Source: APG
06:09:31 <diebot> This spell functions as wrath, except that you grant multiple creatures the bonuses against your designated foe. All subjects of shared wrath receive their bonuses against the same creature.
06:09:52 <Mekkis> !spell dispel magic
06:09:52 <diebot> Mekkis, DISPEL MAGIC abjuration ([]) bard 3, cleric/oracle 3, druid 4, paladin 3, sorcerer/wizard 3, summoner 3, witch 3, inquisitor 3, antipaladin 3, magus 3, shaman 3 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) one spellcaster, creature, or object Comp: V, S Duration: instantaneous Save: none SR:noSource: PFRPG Core
06:09:53 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/dispel_magic.html
06:21:41 <Avatar> relax
06:30:14 <Mekkis> !spell unholy blight
06:30:14 <diebot> Mekkis, UNHOLY BLIGHT evocation ([evil]) cleric/oracle 4, inquisitor 4 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) Comp: V, S Duration: instantaneous (1d4 rounds); see text Save: Will partial SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
06:30:15 <diebot> You call up unholy power to smite your enemies. The power takes the form of a cold, cloying miasma of greasy darkness. Only good and neutral (not evil) creatures are harmed by the spell. The spell deals 1d8 points of damage per two caster levels (maximum 5d8) to a good creature (or 1d6 per caster level, maximum 10d6, to a good outsider) and causes
06:30:15 <diebot> it to be sickened for 1d4 rounds. A successful Will save reduces damage to half and negates the sickened effect. The effects cannot be negated by remove disease or heal, but remove curse is effective. The spell deals only half damage to creatures who are neither evil nor good, and they are not sickened. Such a creature can reduce the damage by half
06:30:15 <diebot> again (down to one-quarter) with a successful Will save.
06:30:35 <Mekkis> !spell harm
06:30:35 <diebot> Mekkis, HARM necromancy ([]) cleric/oracle 6, witch 7, inquisitor 6, shaman 7 1 standard action Range: touch creature touched Comp: V, S Duration: instantaneous Save: Will half; see text SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
06:30:35 <diebot> Harm charges a subject with negative energy that deals 10 points of damage per caster level (to a maximum of 150 points at 15th level). If the creature successfully saves, harm deals half this amount. Harm cannot reduce the target's hit points to less than 1. If used on an undead creature, harm acts like heal.
06:30:39 <Mekkis> !spell slay living
06:30:39 <diebot> Mekkis, SLAY LIVING necromancy ([death]) cleric/oracle 5, witch 6, antipaladin 4, shaman 6 1 standard action Range: touch living creature touched Comp: V, S Duration: instantaneous Save: Fortitude partial SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
06:30:39 <diebot> You can attempt to slay any one living creature. When you cast this spell, your hand seethes with eerie dark fire. You must succeed on a melee touch attack to touch the target. The target takes 12d6 points of damage + 1 point per caster level. If the target's Fortitude saving throw succeeds, it instead takes 3d6 points of damage + 1 point per
06:30:39 <diebot> caster level. The subject might die from damage even if it succeeds on its saving throw.
06:38:08 <Steven1> cant.
06:38:12 <Steven1> massive migraine
06:45:08 <Mekkis> !spell desecrete
06:45:08 <diebot> Mekkis, DESECRATE evocation ([evil]) cleric/oracle 2, inquisitor 2, antipaladin 2 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) Comp: V, S, M (a vial of unholy water and 25 gp worth (5 pounds) of silver dust, all of which must be sprinkled around the area), DF Duration: 2 hours/level Save: none SR:yesSource: PFRPG Core
06:45:08 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/desecrate.html
07:24:37 <Steven1> alright well time to kill people in darkest dungeon
07:30:26 <Avatar> trust proquar
07:36:39 <Steven1> when it comes to slicing... everywhere else it kinda sucks
07:37:41 <Proquar> you sure can
07:37:49 <Proquar> hey avatar! how's it going/
07:39:07 <Steven1> okay thats not exactly accurate, Knowledge skills mechanics and slicing.
07:40:01 <Avatar> amazing as usual thanks for asking
07:40:45 <Avatar> I generally don't like them either
07:40:50 <Avatar> but hots is very good
07:41:16 <Proquar> whee! that's a great life you lead
07:42:22 <Avatar> https://battle.net/recruit/LVJMHHSFRR
07:44:29 <Steven1> hello txad0p
07:44:42 <Steven1> you can change your name with /nick
07:46:11 <Steven1> I've played it. Its just a moba.
07:47:58 <Avatar> it's a moba, it's not JUST a moba
07:48:30 <Steven1> sup proq
07:48:53 <Avatar> it's more teamwork oriented than dota and it doesn't feel like you're always terrible
07:49:11 <Proquar> hey steven, long time no see
07:56:31 <Steven1> what up
07:57:10 <Steven1> i'm currently working with a gm to write up a besmaran deific obedience
07:57:44 <Steven1> yup... just a moba.
07:59:01 <Steven1> Obedience: Besmara cares little for a standard ritual as restriction go against her very nature. Many obediences take the form of bragging about recent plunder obtained, recounting challenging sea battles, splashing alcohol across a deck, or even tipping some treasure overboard for her. Whatever form of devotion is undertaken is rarely acknowledged but some swear they feel the presence of the Black Lady guiding
07:59:01 <Steven1> their hand to greatness. You gain a +4 Luck/Sacred bonus to profession sailor and appraise checks to locate the most valuable item in a horde.
07:59:08 <Steven1> thats what im proposing.
08:01:22 <Proquar> cool
08:02:14 <Proquar> i once had a priestess (favourite of mine) who worshipped the luck goddess… she visited a temple once and they gambled and after she'd won, then they 'doubled or nothing', she lost and tribute had been paid ;)
08:02:55 <Steven1> Avatar... you shall be my jester.
08:03:31 <Brunius> `op
08:03:36 <Brunius> rip
08:04:16 <Steven1> so last night, we found a dude that decided to fight us instead of surrenduring when we gave him the opportunity to.
08:04:30 <Steven1> of course that doesnt mean much... we tell everybody to surrender as soon as we meet them.
08:04:53 <Steven1> but they stabbed the Captain
08:06:02 <Steven1> so we beat the shit out of him, then the captain spent the next several hours beratng the guy until the dude just broke
08:06:41 <Steven1> and then we healed the guy of all of his wounds, mended his clothes...
08:07:25 <Steven1> we made him stand in a super heroic pose
08:07:48 <Mekkis> mobas are just RTSes for people who can't play RTSes
08:08:13 <Steven1> and then i stabbed him in the foot with this super cool weapon we found that does 1d4 dex damage, and if you are reduced to 0 dex you become a Coral statue...
08:08:26 <Steven1> I then sold him as art.
08:08:50 <Brunius> that's a gripping story steven
08:09:01 <Brunius> have the movie rights been sold off yet?
08:09:04 <Steven1> yes...
08:09:18 <Brunius> darn!
08:09:27 <Steven1> I can cut you in on it.
08:09:42 <Steven1> just wear these clothes and stand kinda heroic like...
08:10:00 <Avatar> yeah
08:10:04 <Avatar> like me
08:10:14 <Mekkis> Inflict Wounds is a terrible spell
08:10:27 <Mekkis> (for anything except healing undead)
08:12:01 <Proquar> ohh… coral statue
08:16:16 <Avatar> I shan't
08:18:52 <Steven1> there we go, character sheet updated.
08:21:29 <Steven1> Its too late bro, already renamed the guy.
08:21:56 <Steven1> on the plus side... he is a total bad ass 3 missions in and no phobias.
08:26:10 <Steven1> also found a really cool comic book thing
08:26:51 <Steven1> it is a build your own deadpool
08:28:47 <Proquar> is that a game item, or a thing to construct?
08:29:31 <Steven1> it is a thing to construct, im trying to find a decent picture of it.
08:30:05 <Steven1> http://www.bleedingcool.com/2015/12/04/build-your-own-deadpool-with-help-from-your-comic-store/
08:30:16 <Steven1> it is a lot like that, only instead of ironman it is deadpool
08:34:23 <Steven1> 4 missions
08:37:22 <Steven1> when somebody tries to hack me, they roll 4 red dice.... broken as fuck yo!
08:40:38 <Proquar> wish i could find the pic of the creeper mavvie built for a bday party
08:41:46 <Proquar> it didn't sizzle or explode - but it did look cool in pics
08:46:00 <Steven1> if it sizzled, nobody would have gotten near it.
08:47:45 <Steven1> i really dislike trapsense for classes that dont get uncanny dodge.
08:47:58 <Steven1> because they only get half the bonus.
08:48:10 <Steven1> namely slayer
08:48:37 <Steven1> +1 dodge vs traps, does nothing because you dont have uncanny dodge.
08:53:11 <Steven1> think im going to go with Terrain Mastery
08:55:46 <Steven1> amn it... my healer died.
08:55:58 <Avatar> what's the secret mekkis
08:58:32 <Steven1> Cant wait to get to 15th level.
08:58:45 <Steven1> be able to sprout wings as a wereshark
08:59:20 <Steven1> the mental picture is so rewarding
09:03:42 <Steven1> alright, im goin to bed, I'm tired.
09:03:57 <Steven1> have fun people. Proq good seein you again.
09:12:41 <Mekkis> Proquar, how's the bridging going?
09:14:14 <Relaxer> avatar... i regret to inform you, you died.
09:14:53 <Steven1> Our last mission almost went tits up when we were infiltrating a hutts vault.
09:16:25 <Steven1> and the not at all stealthy twi'lek was like... im not going to protect the slicer, im going to infiltrate the place with the mandalorian cause it will be fun!
09:19:39 <Mekkis> Steven1, pm
09:19:57 <Proquar> hmm… i have never been more miserable in my life :p
09:20:12 <Proquar> but i think that's more the small biz thing than the bridge… *ponder*
09:20:15 <Proquar> how about you/
09:20:27 <Proquar> (and my RH shift key isn't working )
09:22:16 <Relaxer> as soon as another jester shows up though... he will become Avatar 2
09:22:57 <Steven1> on the way out of the place after we stole a holocron, the twi'lek almost got kicked off the speeder by the mandalorian for compromising the mision.
09:37:11 <Relaxer> alright Avatar 2 is a go
10:11:44 <Avatar> ah
10:11:53 <Avatar> that was a bit less exciting than I had hoped
10:24:52 <Ballig> I was excited about it
10:37:35 Topic for #d&d is: AEDT (UTC+11:00) || Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au || https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/pathfinder-society-online-collective
10:37:35 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Mon Nov 30 19:02:39 2015
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11:49:21 <mib_gc26sq> sup?
14:23:05 <Steven1> wait a tick... i thoought ballig was dead.
14:24:19 <txtsd> sup?
14:34:23 <Steven1> that was a lovely nap.
14:57:23 <Steven1> there we go, Besmara's Deific obedience is done.
16:17:26 <Avatar> [01:57] <Cap> Hello, I would like to start uploading a sheet.
16:17:37 <Avatar> okey doke
16:55:44 <Avatar> what does that mean Relaxer
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17:57:40 <Mekkis> Broke my damage record: 70d6 force damage, empowered
18:04:56 <Avatar> LOL WAT DA FAQ /quit
18:06:16 <Mekkis> So Relaxer, my group just finished Eot10, part 2, believing that EK is still alive
18:55:28 <Steven1> unless you rolled all 1s
18:55:43 <Steven1> what was the post fling?
18:59:26 <Steven1> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
18:59:44 <Steven1> i didnt click the button before i left today. Xcom 2 didnt start downloading.
20:10:49 <Trayus> hello
21:14:14 <dalhi> any you niggahs know how to configure gnome?
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