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00:14 <slinky_J> I do believe I hurt this gentlemans feelings at some point..
09:54 <President_Trump> Sharni are u trying to get slinky_J's cock?
10:12 <Sharni> Nope
10:26 <President_Trump> u gotta stop slutting it and settle down with mr prett
10:46 <Sharni> Fuck off
10:56 <Sharni> #slutlife
11:05 <Sharni> #fatlife
11:12 <Sharni> And a big fuck you
11:45 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllll
11:46 <President_Trump> settle down mrs prett
12:17 <KenKaniff> LOOOOLLL
35:26 Nick: President_Trump is now known as Donald_Trump
40:41 Quit: LollyCock ([email protected]) Quit: you ass
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32:34 <Steven1> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Dqgr0wNyPo
32:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kanye West - Mercy (Explicit) ft. Big Sean, Pusha T, 2 Chainz (Jun 6, 2012) Length: 5:34 - Category: Music - 113,575,705 views views - 625,151 likes (94.6%), 35,533 dislikes (5.4%)
38:28 Quit: Donald_Trump ([email protected]) Quit:
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10:01 Nick: Steven1 is now known as steven_
18:38 <BlackDevil> joel has cum breath
21:44 <steven_> indeed
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24:47 <Meharty> soon nerd hacks will own austnet
24:57 <Meharty> but it wont go anywhere unless u fix up ur ops steven_
25:01 <Meharty> and stop being a fag
25:27 <steven_> need to get jen back
25:34 <Meharty> need to get rid of amelias access
25:37 <Meharty> is what u need to do
25:47 <Meharty> run this place like it was meant to be run
25:49 <Meharty> no bans
25:59 <Meharty> not even for pollock
26:10 <Meharty> get rid of all faggot ops who ban
26:15 <Meharty> below amelia skirmish
26:16 <Meharty> 3 faggots
28:21 <Meharty> pedo nate has left austnet?
30:02 <President_Trump> he's chasing pokemons with skirmish
30:20 <Meharty> lolllllllllllll
30:24 <Meharty> steven_ prob plays pokemon
30:41 <Meharty> thats his excuse to go outside and hopefully run into some of the 8 year olds he plays cod with
32:18 <Meharty> steven_ if you think jen is yours then u better back the fuck up cunt!
32:33 * Meharty slaps slinky_J around a bit with a large trout
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34:27 <steven_> jen is mine
34:34 <steven_> breaker sold her for ops in #nh
34:45 <Meharty> interesting
34:48 <Meharty> is this true pollock?
35:00 <KenKaniff> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
37:59 * Meharty slaps breaker around a bit with a large trout
38:02 * Meharty slaps [[[[[[pong]]]]] around a bit with a large trout
46:22 <President_Trump> `topic <BABYGIRL> no your not welcome get out no one in nerdhacks is allowed in rooms good bye
46:40 <Meharty> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
48:11 <Meharty> * breaker ([email protected]) has joined #Rooms
48:15 <Meharty> well we know pollock is awake now
48:19 <Meharty> and pollock loves babygirl
48:54 <President_Trump> a new channel for polls to idle in in case jen comes on
49:17 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllll @ breaker
49:20 <President_Trump> i got ya back bro
49:22 <Meharty> indeed
49:27 <Meharty> we got ya back pollock man
49:28 <Meharty> ok
49:33 <Meharty> so we have the ppl needed in here
49:34 <Meharty> mayo
49:36 <Meharty> steven_
49:37 <Meharty> trump
49:38 <Meharty> anyone else
49:45 <Meharty> breaker im going to melb this week
49:52 <Meharty> im giving you my number again
49:55 <Meharty> 0406 306 707
50:00 <Meharty> you make sure you call me this time
50:03 <Meharty> for my "bashing"
50:06 <Meharty> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
50:21 <Meharty> its in chan logs now
50:22 Kick: Meharty was kicked by bios (flood)
50:27 Join: Meharty ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
50:33 <Meharty> so you dont need to say "fake logs"
50:35 <Meharty> because i PM u
53:03 <President_Trump> [02:47] <%Jules> `ban !*[email protected] abuse of an IRCoper will not be tollerated!
53:03 <President_Trump> [02:47] * ChanOP sets mode: +b *!*[email protected]
53:03 <President_Trump> [02:49] <%Jules> [23:16] <LollyCock> dickhead SLUT!
53:05 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllll
53:11 <President_Trump> good ol jules
53:30 <Meharty> <Meharty> hello im up for some sex with ^Roshanda^
53:30 <Meharty> <+BlackDevil> have fun
53:30 <Meharty> <Meharty> not interested?
53:31 <Meharty> LOL
54:41 <Meharty> http://imgur.com/gallery/EU7If
54:58 <Meharty> * breaker ([email protected]) has joined #sex
54:58 <Meharty> <Meharty> jens not here man
56:15 <President_Trump> whos that?
56:54 <Meharty> thats for u
56:55 <Meharty> to give to tigger
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46:20 * President_Trump slaps breaker around a bit with a large trout
46:47 * Meharty slaps breaker around a bit with a large trout
46:48 * Meharty slaps President_Trump around a bit with a large trout
46:52 <Meharty> where is mel?
47:51 <President_Trump> probably chopped up in pieces by now and thrown in a river
48:03 <President_Trump> she has been hanging around that dangerous man
48:29 <Meharty> indeed
48:31 <Meharty> below did rape jen
48:35 <Meharty> so he would rape mel for sure
48:45 <Meharty> he must want another kid
03:12 <KenKaniff> Where is Below?
03:22 <KenKaniff> on his way to NSW perhaps
03:41 <Meharty> he's on his way to rape mel in manly
03:44 <Meharty> but he's really at mels
03:45 <Meharty> lol
03:48 <Meharty> wookie is not happy
04:17 <President_Trump> mel rolled up for a couple of days 'i like it here, i will get the apartment overlooking the beach'
04:34 <President_Trump> time to make manly home
05:16 <Meharty> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
05:22 <Meharty> try 1000 a week
05:24 <Meharty> for that
05:28 <Meharty> minimum
05:33 <Meharty> she will do a sharni
05:37 <Meharty> "i pay 500 a week rent"
05:41 <Meharty> "dont have any cash for buy maccas"
05:49 <Meharty> "someone give me some money to buy some maccas"
06:08 <Meharty> "cant even afford loose change menue. only got 5 cents till monday"
06:29 <KenKaniff> LOOOLLLLL
06:40 <KenKaniff> Mels will meet a pedo on the beack and shack up with him
06:46 <KenKaniff> beach*
06:57 <KenKaniff> Below left
07:07 <President_Trump> she will move in with bozojim
08:11 <Meharty> lol
08:16 <Meharty> below will come to manly
08:22 <Meharty> to try beat up the beach guy
08:27 <Meharty> but get drowned in fairy bower
09:43 <President_Trump> below will say to her 'u know ive always liked manly, nice weather hot chicks and you will find this hard to believe but i wont pick them up every night and bring them home mel'
11:21 <Meharty> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
15:59 <KenKaniff> johninja might ride down on his postie 80
16:06 <KenKaniff> and hook back up with mels
16:30 <KenKaniff> LOOLLLL @ President_Trump
16:43 <KenKaniff> despite my reputation, im not in manly to pick up chicks
16:44 <Meharty> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
58:16 <Meharty> http://i.imgur.com/g8z8f7a.jpg
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06:15 <hellokitty> Hey underpants
06:24 Nick: hellokitty is now known as woel
07:33 <woel> My ears blocked
09:53 <woel> Deaf imo
10:34 <woel> Wonder if Jon been jerking to homosexual porn again
11:09 <woel> Where is accuracy the loser
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22:21 <charls> hello underpants men
22:48 <charls> hey woel
22:55 <charls> ur a top grade player in the game!
28:59 <charls> hope woel got the message
31:37 <charls> jon mcgarvie
31:45 <charls> u got the bumgravy goin
32:53 <charls> farted a condom
45:14 <charls> gay men amongst me
45:18 <charls> !!!
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53:35 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Glenn
55:57 <charls> glenno
56:00 <charls> mornin son
00:56 <charls> glenno fellow chinese man
01:15 <charls> u celebratin with the ladyboyz
02:44 * charls kicks glenno in da ballz if he got any
02:46 <charls> lmaooooooo
03:32 Quit: woel ([email protected]) Quit: kill u
06:36 <charls> keke seeya woel
09:25 <charls> i caught a weedle this morning
09:27 <charls> ^^
10:45 <charls> searching for UFOS
10:53 <charls> searching for POKMONS
25:09 <charls> in jonnos case SEARCHING FOR PENIS"S
25:10 <charls> LOLOLO
50:33 Quit: charls ([email protected]) Quit: ( www.nnscript.com :: NoNameScript 4.22 :: www.esnation.com )
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14:34 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h SoupNazi
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36:24 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
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30:01 <woel> Wooly woofters
30:59 <woel> Woofter guts
32:43 <quinn> hahahahha!
32:48 <quinn> faggot thompson
37:47 <quinn> woel, breath the pressure, come play my game ill test ya
38:54 <woel> Get. Fucked faggot
39:07 <quinn> breath the pressure, come play my game ill test ya
39:18 * quinn flags woel over with his hand
39:21 <quinn> come at me bitch
39:42 <woel> Pissoff dipshit
39:49 <quinn> you play my game, ill test ya
40:02 <woel> Faggot
40:08 <woel> Lololol
40:08 <quinn> come at me
40:28 <woel> Ugly cunt
40:38 <quinn> breath the pressure, come play my game ill test ya
40:41 * quinn flags woel over with his hand
41:10 <quinn> coooommmeee playyyy my game
41:15 <woel> Faggot bitch
41:50 <quinn> the mind games with woel have begun
41:52 <quinn> hahahaha!
42:36 <quinn> woel. inhale, inhale you're the victim
54:33 <slinky_J> Quin from Dexter
54:45 <slinky_J> that keeps gettin dumped by chicks
56:24 <quinn> slinky_J from faggot
56:34 <quinn> that keeps gettin butt fucked
56:59 Quit: woel ([email protected]) EOF from client
57:05 <slinky_J> wow
57:19 <slinky_J> Quin not quinn
57:28 <slinky_J> relax holmes
58:27 <quinn> slinky_J from faggot
58:29 <quinn> that keeps gettin butt fucked
00:00 <slinky_J> never once been butt fucked
01:17 <quinn> its slinky j from faggot
01:21 <quinn> the butt fucked man
15:25 Quit: chamberlain ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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18:17 <hellokitty> Quinn is gay
18:36 Nick: hellokitty is now known as woel
22:58 <slinky_J> think i might play battlefront
34:44 <woel> Loll
34:57 <woel> Get pwned
35:49 <woel> Steven Gerrard
36:02 <grem> what u gonna do with your centrelink cheque this week woel?
36:07 <woel> Steven Gerrard Hawks
36:11 <steven_> yes son
36:22 <steven_> his centrelink payment is already gone
36:29 <steven_> he has to pay his dealers for last week
36:30 <woel> Yea
36:42 <grem> spend it on weed and durries?
36:45 <woel> That's right hawksey
37:25 <woel> Were u at my house this morning loser
37:48 <grem> u mean caravan woel?
38:05 <woel> Lolz gr3mm3rs
38:27 <woel> Bitch nigger
38:46 <grem> shut that hole in ur face and go have a durrie
39:07 <woel> Lmaooooooo
39:29 <grem> what u smokin, rollies?
39:36 <grem> no filter?
39:37 <woel> Nup
39:42 <slinky_J> lol@get owned
39:47 <slinky_J> playing Skirmish mode
39:56 <woel> Suc
40:36 <woel> Sucks
40:53 <woel> Grem the wooly woofta
41:16 <grem> fk ur boring
41:34 <grem> go hav a smoke bro
41:57 <woel> Lolololol says the boring loser
42:31 <steven_> haha
42:51 <woel> Shit stained undies
43:11 <grem> so sad yet i don't feel at all sorry for you
43:38 <grem> don't drop a cherry and burn down your caravan
44:38 <steven_> hahahaa
45:06 <steven_> woel you should move in with loopydog
45:18 <grem> bumseks
45:57 Quit: woel ([email protected]) EOF from client
46:07 <grem> pwnt
46:36 <steven_> haha
47:08 <steven_> he is a pussy
47:14 <steven_> when im on skype and emma comes in
47:17 <steven_> he shits his pants
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47:52 <Gerrard> Hehe
48:05 <Gerrard> Gremmo
48:22 <grem> somebody wants a zline
48:26 <grem> don't u woel
48:31 <Gerrard> Y
48:33 <grem> ok
48:39 <steven_> he wants kinda like a gline
48:44 <steven_> but its called a gstring
48:51 <Gerrard> Lolzzz
49:42 <Gerrard> poo
50:49 <Gerrard> Stephen shitface
51:22 <steven_> shuddup ya face
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52:36 <grem> admit it woel, you live with you nanna in a caravan?
52:36 <Gerrard> Let's get it crankin dicklips
52:49 <slinky_J> VICTORY!
52:56 <Gerrard> Defeat
52:59 <slinky_J> got to be boba fett the entire game
53:04 <Gerrard> U r krap
53:12 <slinky_J> got 115 kills Zero Deaths
53:19 <slinky_J> >:)
53:21 <Gerrard> Bullshit
53:24 <grem> does she bake you weed cookies?
53:32 <slinky_J> bullshit?
53:41 <slinky_J> played Skirmish on easy
54:02 <Gerrard> Smelly penis
54:13 <grem> do you and her get high on weed cookies while watching days of our lives on your 24" tv?
58:42 Join: Steven1 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
59:26 Quit: steven_ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
59:58 <Steven1> evading bans
59:58 Quit: Steven1 ([email protected]) EOF from client
00:14 Join: steven_ ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
00:17 <steven_> im very norti
01:44 <grem> wat
02:00 <steven_> evading bans
02:35 <grem> nfi
02:45 <steven_> microsoft keeps ip banning me
03:24 <steven_> .
03:48 <steven_> now my connection is really shit
08:22 <grem> ah well that now makes more sense
09:51 Quit: steven_ ([email protected]) EOF from client
14:05 <slinky_J> hmm
14:10 <slinky_J> handy man hasnt shown up
14:26 <slinky_J> call me and tell me if i can take a shower or no!
14:27 <Gerrard> Lolz
14:36 <Gerrard> U Bumjack him
15:06 <slinky_J> he needs to do something to the floor of the shower
15:19 <quinn> Gerrard faggots
15:24 <quinn> thr bum bandit king
15:25 <slinky_J> to prevent root rot and such
15:28 <quinn> king of the faggot
16:07 <slinky_J> are you two capable of civilized conversation?
16:40 <quinn> try me faggot
16:45 <quinn> come at me
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17:54 <slinky_J> i dont believe i will
17:55 <slinky_J> wb
41:09 <steven_> ta
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44:30 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
46:19 <slinky_J> boy my right foot is feelin better today :D able to walk on it!
57:09 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
57:09 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa amelia amelia
04:36 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Connection closed
05:38 <slinky_J> how dare she
05:57 <slinky_J> and to think she could be a tit model.
05:57 <slinky_J> 4 my camera
17:23 <grem> thought i smelt something skanky
38:00 <slinky_J> I wonder how many hot women out there are genuinly attracted to Klingons
38:12 <slinky_J> +e
43:49 <Lumeah> sup joshy hun
44:16 <slinky_J> nm reheating soup in wok
44:17 <slinky_J> u?
57:32 <steven_> eheh
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58:54 <Gregory> Yes i am here
59:06 <quinn> gregor
59:14 <Gregory> Sorry for my absence
59:15 <quinn> faggot
59:26 <quinn> you are king of faggot
59:49 <Gregory> Will be here more often
59:59 Quit: Roderick ([email protected]) EOF from client
00:04 <Gregory> Again i am truly sorry
00:06 <quinn> king of faggot
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01:31 <Gregory> thestig
01:40 <Gregory> How's it goin
03:04 Quit: Jerry ([email protected]) Z-Lined
04:09 <quinn> gregor
04:10 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
04:17 <quinn> iceman
05:13 * slinky_J flops his dick in to quinn's hands
05:22 <Gregory> ?
05:22 <slinky_J> jerk it off
05:28 * slinky_J slaps quinn around a bit with a large trout
05:37 <quinn> gregor
08:04 <Gregory> ?
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11:51 <quinn> gregor
14:29 <Gregory> ?
14:46 <quinn> Gregor faggot
15:40 <quinn> booting up the proxies gregor faggot
21:14 <damian> Notice that Xbox now requires that you sign in at least every 5 years to keep your gamertag active
21:20 <Gregory> ?
21:22 <damian> about time they started doing something like that, get rid of old / good GT's
22:03 <Gregory> damian?
22:13 <damian> hi there
22:44 <quinn> gregor fgt
23:10 Nick: quinn is now known as GregorFaggot
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23:17 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa amelia amelia
23:23 Nick: GregorFaggot is now known as quinn
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24:06 <charls> amelia
24:07 <charls> melies
24:10 <charls> wub u
24:11 <charls> ^^
24:29 <amelia> kunnybunny babycakes
25:04 <charls> lolz
25:09 <charls> want 2 shower wif meee
25:31 <amelia> no cos you still owe me fish n chip pic
25:47 <charls> no such thing
25:53 <amelia> YOU DO
26:07 <charls> do what???? egg head
26:27 <amelia> YOU OWE ME FISH N CHIP PIC
26:28 <amelia> FFS
26:45 <charls> no such thing
26:49 <amelia> where's my gf
26:53 <amelia> Smelanie
26:55 <charls> lolz
27:01 <charls> melody
27:07 <charls> not here which is good
27:10 <charls> shes a slut gutz
27:21 <amelia> leave my wooly woofta alone
27:49 <charls> lolz
27:52 <charls> underpance
29:18 <quinn> charls pedo
29:26 <quinn> and gregor fgt
29:49 <amelia> is that pliv
31:30 <quinn> i am not
32:09 <amelia> o otay den, pls enjoy thy stay
32:54 <charls> lolz otay
32:58 <charls> stole that of me
33:05 <amelia> fuck off
33:14 <amelia> thats always been mine
33:19 <amelia> since lil rascals
33:40 <slinky_J> u waz alive wen lil raskils woz on teevee?
33:40 <quinn> charls creeper
33:44 <slinky_J> BULLSHIT
34:08 <slinky_J> amelia has old titties
34:22 <amelia> ma titties are exceptional
34:33 <amelia> in 5 yrs they will be old titties
34:45 <amelia> i will be due for surgical enhancement
35:53 <slinky_J> :o
36:06 <slinky_J> wonder wat kinda nippelz u haz
36:16 <slinky_J> make them kiss!
36:22 <quinn> hahahaha@
36:36 <quinn> slinky_J you old sleaze
36:42 <quinn> baldy cunt'
36:44 <quinn> baldy cunt'
36:46 <quinn> baldy cunt'
36:49 <quinn> hahahahaha!
37:43 Join: Steven1 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
37:56 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b Steven*!*@*
37:57 Mode: (by bios) -b Steven*!*@*
39:08 <slinky_J> my vagina has quite the forest thank you very mooch
39:37 <amelia> FoRReST^FaNNY
39:45 <quinn> Wheres ya hair at slinky_J ?
39:55 <damian> why in five years?
39:58 <damian> i'm intrigued
40:12 <quinn> 5 months would be best damian
40:19 <amelia> they will droop
40:24 <damian> but how old are you?
40:27 <amelia> gravity will take over
40:39 <amelia> isn't it all down hill after 30
40:43 <amelia> 34
40:51 <quinn> 34
41:02 <damian> old bish
41:09 <Steven1> old kunts
41:24 <amelia> I'll be 34 in 5 yrs you tossas
41:25 <damian> hi
41:31 Quit: steven_ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
41:37 <amelia> how old are you steven
41:38 <damian> 29 now
41:40 <damian> old bitch
41:44 <amelia> godamnit
41:49 Nick: Steven1 is now known as steven_
41:49 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b Steven*!*@*
41:49 Kick: steven_ was kicked by ChanOP (You are banned)
41:50 Mode: (by bios) -b Steven*!*@*
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42:00 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b Steven*!*@*
42:00 Kick: steven_ was kicked by ChanOP (You are banned)
42:01 <damian> tee hee hee
42:02 Mode: (by bios) -b Steven*!*@*
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42:09 <amelia> how old you
42:12 <damian> 32
42:14 <steven_> im 29
42:17 <amelia> old fuckers
42:18 <steven_> next yr
42:21 <damian> steven is 37
42:32 <amelia> i look at least 10 yrs younger than steven
42:41 <steven_> fuck off mutt
42:44 <steven_> i kll u
42:45 <amelia> AHAAHAHA
42:51 <damian> try it
42:53 <amelia> young mutt*
42:57 <steven_> ill kill you to damian
43:14 <amelia> dalmatian is an old man, go easy on him
43:26 <Gregory> old fart
43:30 <damian> root@ANBERG:~# ./modhex 121.215.25.20
43:32 <damian> i'll kill YOU
43:40 <steven_> haha
43:43 <steven_> i keep lagging c unt
43:59 <steven_> i mean .50
44:02 <steven_> u
44:03 <steven_> jhajklasdklsasd
44:04 <damian> i wonder if i could lag you uot just with my / work internet connection
44:11 * damian slaps you
44:13 <amelia> test it out
44:15 <damian> i wasn't actually going to say it though..
44:17 <steven_> bullshit
44:20 <steven_> why not
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44:29 <steven_> HUH
44:41 <slinky_J> amelia loves doggy style
44:44 <steven_> -stable.nerdhacks.net- *** damian ([email protected]) did a /whois on you.
44:46 <steven_> hahaha
44:47 <steven_> FGT
44:52 <damian> ashahah
44:59 <steven_> oi
45:04 <steven_> can you make all the zlines
45:13 <steven_> set in the last 20 days noexpire
45:37 <Gregory> Sweet
45:57 <damian> netbans?
45:58 <damian> or zlines?
48:58 <quinn> gregor
50:57 <steven_> netbans
51:00 <steven_> you wanker
51:06 <steven_> :P
51:20 <steven_> and if you can give me a total number of netbans i have added in the last month
51:31 <steven_> would be Great
51:35 <steven_> then i need a payrise boss
52:00 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
52:20 <charls> lolz
52:22 <charls> melia
52:26 <charls> wherez me hugs
54:27 Quit: Julian ([email protected]) Z-Lined
55:51 <Gregory> Lol
55:59 <charls> gregory
56:00 <charls> son
56:04 <charls> howdy doody
58:28 <charls> good old gregory son of mine
59:30 <charls> gona have a shower
05:08 <Gregory> Im not
06:04 <charls> gregory the hobbit
09:11 <charls> gregory arnold
09:17 <charls> gregory peck
11:09 <charls> dick shit
11:49 Quit: Gerrard ([email protected]) Quit: kill u
12:47 <charls> ass dick balls
16:00 <Gregory> ?
16:08 <charls> hey man
16:16 <charls> got any ice
17:57 <slinky_J> hmm Indian food for dinner
18:04 <charls> lolz
18:16 <charls> indian r shit
18:16 <slinky_J> I wonder if this is some kinda bribe or someone is trying to take my focus away from my racket
18:24 <slinky_J> I sell underage kittens to chinese men.
18:31 <slinky_J> shh
18:36 <charls> lolz
18:50 <charls> small smelly penus
20:59 <charls> amelia is a turd
21:00 <charls> :)
21:19 <steven_> go get a chicken burger amelia
21:34 <charls> piss off steven mate
21:40 <charls> u came to my house this morning
21:44 <steven_> spicy texas chicken burger
21:57 <steven_> did you feel that condom in your bumole
22:03 <charls> ooooo
22:05 <charls> right
22:14 <amelia> I beg your freakin pardon kunnybunny
22:21 <charls> ii sorry
22:24 <steven_> i put a horse tranq in your dinner last night
22:32 <charls> nah u didnt
22:32 <amelia> can't eat chicken burger, i ate too many lollies on Friday
22:39 <charls> i want lollies
22:41 <steven_> ha ha
23:06 <steven_> its healthy you stupid bitch
23:12 <amelia> no it not
23:19 <amelia> fatty n greasy i bet
23:22 <steven_> omg
23:26 <amelia> so much bread
23:32 <slinky_J> get two burgers
23:32 <amelia> smashed in condiments
23:32 <steven_> bread is the only bad thing
23:34 <slinky_J> n give me one
23:37 <steven_> but it tastes so good
23:38 <steven_> hahahaah
23:45 <amelia> ahahahaaha
23:45 <slinky_J> and we can jump up and down on ur couch while we eat
23:48 <slinky_J> ahuhuhuhu
23:54 <steven_> go get one ya silly hoe
23:58 <charls> lolzzzzzzzzzzz
23:59 <steven_> stop making excuses
24:02 <slinky_J> a hoe bag fulla hoes
24:04 <amelia> nahhhhhh maybe next week
24:07 <steven_> ur gay
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24:15 <amelia> if i dun stuff my face wif lollies again
24:15 <slinky_J> amelia put on a b cup bra
24:17 <charls> robbo
24:22 <slinky_J> n write #nerdhackz on ur boob
24:25 <slinky_J> n post pic!
24:28 <steven_> just go do a big poo
24:29 <amelia> b cup bra will not be helpful @ all
24:42 <charls> big boobz
24:44 <amelia> i dun need to poop but
24:53 <charls> poop in steves mouth
24:55 <steven_> butt
24:57 <charls> hes a scat man
24:59 <amelia> stop
25:00 <slinky_J> pee
25:03 <slinky_J> do a pee
25:04 <amelia> jus pls stop
25:10 <slinky_J> NO MEANS YES
25:12 <steven_> just get in your car bitch
25:13 <slinky_J> ;D
25:21 <slinky_J> wienerpee
25:22 <amelia> bodily functions are very much a melbourne chan topic
25:24 <charls> steven dorks
25:36 <amelia> nah i aint drivin nowhere
25:40 <steven_> yeah you are
25:42 <amelia> that would involve brushing hair
25:43 <steven_> now fucking move
25:46 <slinky_J> let the air out yer boobs
25:49 <slinky_J> and fly there
25:50 <steven_> hahaah
25:51 <amelia> & puting pants on
25:54 <steven_> ohh
25:55 <steven_> pm
25:56 <steven_> ?
26:01 <amelia> lets go babez
26:02 <steven_> mwhahahaaha
26:24 <steven_> well in that case im sure i could drop one off
26:26 <steven_> haahhh
26:29 <amelia> AHAHAHA
26:37 <steven_> na i cbf moving today
26:44 <amelia> yah werd to that
26:53 <steven_> haha im lazy
26:57 <steven_> as fuck
27:03 <slinky_J> u should both jerk off on skype
27:07 <charls> seeta
27:09 <amelia> i went gym this morning, then shops and have done nothing since
27:10 Quit: charls ([email protected]) Quit: ( www.nnscript.com :: NoNameScript 4.22 :: www.esnation.com )
27:13 <steven_> unless im out already then im not coming home
27:16 <steven_> hahaahaha
27:40 <steven_> last night didnt wanna go out... when i was out didnt wanna come home
27:49 <amelia> hahahaha wotchu do last night
27:53 <steven_> fuck all
27:54 <amelia> you dun usually go out
27:57 <steven_> caught some pokemon
27:59 <steven_> mwahahahahaha
28:09 <amelia> unless its to get food
28:11 <steven_> yeah
28:13 <slinky_J> pokedate
28:18 <steven_> that was the main plan
28:20 <amelia> jeezus i never took you for a Pokemon kid
28:21 <steven_> went to the city
28:26 <steven_> na im not
28:37 <amelia> i went out last night n got so bored
28:38 <steven_> i went and seen all the real pokemon kids at kings park
28:48 <amelia> same ol shitty conversations with people dont care about
28:48 <steven_> you been to kingspark recently ?
28:55 <amelia> i turning into such a grouch
29:02 <steven_> ahahahahahah yeah i got like that
29:05 <amelia> maybe month or so?
29:07 <steven_> then i ended up just staying home
29:16 <steven_> yeah well now its full of asians and pokemon freaks
29:31 <amelia> at night?
29:33 <steven_> yeah
29:34 <amelia> always?
29:37 <steven_> yeah
29:37 <amelia> jeezus
29:43 <steven_> never ever seen anything like it
29:46 <steven_> OLD MEN
29:48 <amelia> at least they out n about
29:53 <amelia> its so odd tho haha
29:54 <steven_> were pulling up catching pokemon
30:03 <amelia> ahahaahaha
30:03 <steven_> yeah
30:18 <steven_> you can pay for this other version
30:27 <steven_> where it will take you to other despo's looking for love
30:30 <steven_> so someone will be raped soon
30:36 <steven_> hahahaaha
30:39 <amelia> are you serious
30:44 <steven_> that what i heard
30:46 <amelia> dating site Pokemon?
30:46 <Gregory> Hope so
30:48 <steven_> yeah
30:52 <steven_> prolly you Gregory
30:56 <steven_> getting raped by pollock
30:59 <amelia> who the fuck pays for that version
31:03 <Gregory> Yup
31:04 <steven_> jen will be poking fingers in your arse
31:13 <steven_> get it
31:22 <Gregory> Sounds good
31:22 <amelia> FiNGeR iN Da BoT-BoT
31:34 <amelia> pokefingers
31:36 <steven_> ahhaahahah
32:05 <steven_> how is your relationship with jen mr slobbs?
32:53 <Gregory> Going from strength to strength
33:59 <amelia> wedding in the near future?
36:50 <Gregory> Absolutely
38:19 <steven_> will you be able to give her a roof over her head or are you still paying for your ex's?
41:07 <Gregory> Pretty sure i be able too pitch up a tent in a paddock somewhere
42:22 <steven_> im sure that is her current arangment so what will you do to make things better then the current
45:13 <amelia> its not even 3pm
45:14 <slinky_J> ah need ma dick held while i shave ma head coz it get scared
45:19 <amelia> i thought it was like 7
45:20 <slinky_J> neone gun hold it 4 mi?
45:39 <Gregory> 🙋
45:42 <amelia> wot you shaving off your head
45:44 <amelia> skin?
45:47 <slinky_J> hair
45:49 <slinky_J> and skin
45:52 <slinky_J> skin always comes off
46:00 <slinky_J> n ur head feels hot for ages
46:09 <slinky_J> FRESH SKIN
46:29 <slinky_J> smooth as a baby butt
46:33 <steven_> haahahahaa
47:35 <slinky_J> if i draw a nipple on my head and get between amelia chest she look like she got 3 TITTIES
48:36 <amelia> your skinhead look nuffin like my breasticles
50:13 <steven_> ha ha
50:36 <steven_> i'll be the judge of this.
50:48 <steven_> bout time i was a judge for once.
50:49 <steven_> mwahahhaha
58:06 <steven_> guy at works asks me
58:12 <steven_> 'have you ever wanked at work before'
58:25 <steven_> i was like no fucking way fuck that shit
58:51 <steven_> apparently is a common thing
59:11 <steven_> anyone here ever had a bat at work?
59:21 <steven_> gone to the toliet to release some stress
59:40 <amelia> no
59:42 <amelia> def not
00:12 <amelia> BUT
00:16 <steven_> hahaha
00:21 <steven_> continue
00:31 <amelia> i have received dick pic from a guy whilst he was at work
00:44 <amelia> so maybe it is common
00:50 <steven_> that is ok i guess
00:53 <steven_> but not wanking
01:04 <amelia> actually 2 guys
01:12 <amelia> no i think they wanked
01:14 <steven_> now your a slut
01:18 <steven_> hahahaa
01:19 <amelia> ahahahahahahaah
01:25 <amelia> one was an ex
01:30 <amelia> one was guy i seeing
01:37 <steven_> was there a turd underneath
01:42 <amelia> AHAHAHA
01:45 <amelia> no sir
01:49 <steven_> good good
02:24 <amelia> for the record, dick pics in a bathroom aren't really a turn on for a girl
02:37 <amelia> if you're contemplating doing it
02:43 <steven_> ha
02:47 <steven_> who says i havnt?
02:50 <steven_> hence why that is okay
02:54 <steven_> mwahahahaa
03:00 <amelia> i have no doubt you have done it hahahaa
03:07 <steven_> na jokes, i only send dick pics on irc
03:30 <amelia> emz babez I'm so horny @ work, can you wait until i get home for dis? *sends dick pic*
03:35 <steven_> hahahahahaa
04:10 <amelia> I never want to see an irc pic dick
04:14 <amelia> ever
04:21 <amelia> dick pic
04:23 <steven_> the only time i think of sex at work is when the girl next door is out
04:24 <amelia> i mean
04:35 <steven_> jokes!
04:35 <amelia> is she hot
04:44 <steven_> she is ok
05:17 <slinky_J> <steven_> i'll be the judge of this.
05:21 <slinky_J> IT'S ON!
05:22 <steven_> ahhhhhhahhaaa
05:28 <Gregory> We have 3 girls i n office who r hot
05:45 <amelia> office girls usually are
05:46 <slinky_J> if my kitten business goes bottoms up ima get in to tha puppy 4 south korean men business
05:59 <amelia> we got one at work
06:12 <slinky_J> u got a kitten working as an office gurrl?
06:14 <amelia> maybe 2
06:18 <slinky_J> they come a long way
06:43 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4D3UdxM3OU
06:47 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Deadwood's Favorite Word (Sep 9, 2011) Length: 7:55 - Category: Entertainment - 155,672 views views - 980 likes (98.5%), 15 dislikes (1.5%)
06:49 <slinky_J> lolllllllllll cocKSUCKER
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10:35 <LollyCock> dickhead fax trying to assert
10:46 <slinky_J> LollyCocksucker
11:13 <LollyCock> hehehe
11:20 <LollyCock> thats a good one
11:23 <LollyCock> I like that
14:53 * LollyCock laughs at the topic
15:21 <Gregory> Why laugh cunt
16:46 <LollyCock> because I have a sense of humour
17:06 <Gregory> Ok cool
18:38 <quinn> Gregory, I know its you cunt
18:39 <quinn> Gregory, I know its you cunt
20:18 <Gregory> Yes it is me
22:20 <quinn> you are the on arent ya?
23:50 <Gregory> Im pretty sure im the one
24:50 <amelia> ok now i want a chicken burger
25:41 <slinky_J> cuntsucker
25:49 <slinky_J> I disagree
25:52 <slinky_J> you want vindaloo
25:56 <slinky_J> chickenvindaloooo
26:23 <amelia> nah not in the mood for a curry
26:36 <amelia> could go a parmy tho
26:39 <amelia> and hot chips
26:43 <Gregory> Get me one too amelia
26:46 <NeXus> stfu rat
26:50 <amelia> wif mato sauce
26:56 <Gregory> Drop it past
27:06 <NeXus> fuck off floopydog
27:07 <amelia> steven is picking it up for us loopy
27:22 <amelia> along wif some ben'n'jerrys
27:45 <Gregory> Maybe for u
27:48 Kick: Gregory was kicked by ChanOP ([NeXus] LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL KING OF FAGGOTS DAVID)
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28:02 Kick: Gregory was kicked by ChanOP ([NeXus] LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL KING OF FAGGOTS DAVID)
28:02 Join: Gregory ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
28:03 Mode: (by bios) +b *!*@1.127.310377.4CAB1C
28:04 Kick: Gregory was kicked by bios (You are banned)
28:08 <NeXus> LOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
28:15 Mode: (by NeXus) -b *!*@1.127.310377.4CAB1C
28:16 <amelia> ahahahaha
28:34 Join: Gregory ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
28:36 Mode: (by bios) +b *!*@1.127.310377.4CAB1C
28:37 Kick: Gregory was kicked by bios (You are banned)
28:38 <NeXus> loooooooooooooooool
29:04 Nick: NeXus is now known as DoC
29:06 <steven_> hahaha
29:28 <DoC> `unban *!*@1.127.310377.4CAB1C
29:28 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@1.127.310377.4CAB1C
29:41 <DoC> get him back steven
29:46 Join: Gregory ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
29:47 Mode: (by bios) +b *!*@1.127.310377.4CAB1C
29:48 Kick: Gregory was kicked by bios (You are banned)
29:51 <quinn> hahahahahahaa Gregory
29:52 <steven_> he will join for amelia
29:54 <DoC> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
30:07 <DoC> `unban *!*@1.127.310377.4CAB1C
30:08 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*@1.127.310377.4CAB1C
30:12 <amelia> ?
30:28 Join: Gregory ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
30:28 Mode: (by bios) +b *!*@1.127.310377.4CAB1C
30:28 Nick: DoC is now known as NeXus
30:29 Kick: Gregory was kicked by bios (You are banned)
30:30 <steven_> slobbsy
30:30 <slinky_J> chicken parm curry it is
30:44 <NeXus> bios got angry on david fgt
30:57 <NeXus> it wont allow him to get back in again
30:58 <quinn> leave him out
36:11 Nick: amelia is now known as MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ
36:32 <NeXus> speaking of piss
36:39 <NeXus> where is the junkie?
36:40 <NeXus> lolol
37:00 <NeXus> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ topic
37:11 <NeXus> when did she says that?
38:03 * Retrieving #nerdhacks modes...
38:18 <slinky_J> you'd think a chick with the nick babygirl would be sexycute
38:47 <damian> it's the girls with those kinds of nicknames that you KNOW aren't sexycute
39:13 <slinky_J> haha
39:16 <damian> like when you're driving down the road and see a hot pink Hyundai Getz with the number place SXYKTE
39:22 <damian> and you're like 'thats a fat bitch'
39:25 <NeXus> nah never josh
39:34 <slinky_J> holding to that rule a girl with the nick FuglyDuckling should be beautiful!
39:43 <damian> that's right!
39:50 Part: quinn ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks (Leaving)
39:54 <slinky_J> beyond repose
39:54 Join: quinn ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
54:54 Quit: LollyCock ([email protected]) Quit: you ass
09:33 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> or the playboy bunny sticker
09:48 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> fat girls love pink playboy bunny stickers
10:14 <slinky_J> lol
10:29 <slinky_J> clothes wit words on they butt
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10:47 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> JUICY
11:00 <slinky_J> I had a gf like that brand
11:02 <slinky_J> I think
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30:04 Nick: quinn is now known as BMO
35:23 Nick: BMO is now known as quinn
36:59 <slinky_J> beemo!
37:27 Quit: Donna ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
37:31 <quinn> faggot
40:13 <Glenn> quinn... cool it.
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49:50 <slinky_J> ching chong
52:21 <Glenn> ...moi...?
53:12 <quinn> Glenn, hush please
53:36 <Glenn> :P~~~~
56:25 <slinky_J> pls stop making out!
12:18 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> so when's da next meltdown
14:29 <slinky_J> iunno huns
14:59 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> damns
15:07 <slinky_J> i gotta get really drunk first
22:52 <slinky_J> OMIGOSH AMELIA
22:56 <slinky_J> CHECK OUT THIS HERE BURGER!
22:57 <slinky_J> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13716129_10153552309256086_6280237098366685335_n.jpg?oh=6ca17ce16e8d5c9c9ea6a45dd57433c4&oe=58153B30
23:29 <NeXus> <amelia> slinky is a psychotic ugly faggt
23:31 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> I feel like it would gimme a heart attack
23:46 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> i don't really use the word faggot
24:17 <steven_> haahahahahaaahhhahhaha
24:25 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> if i was gonna call him anything, it would be direct to him jus like every other time i have
24:52 <slinky_J> omigosh that pic is from adelaide
25:03 <slinky_J> i am gonna hunt this joint down and get burgers
25:26 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> it doesn't look yummy n fresh
25:30 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> jus greasy n yux
26:21 <steven_> yes
26:27 <slinky_J> it has food coma greased all over it
27:14 <steven_> my burger is much more better
27:19 <steven_> im going to get one in a minute
27:23 <steven_> fuck it
27:29 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> you gonna bring me one
27:31 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> and chips
27:35 <steven_> hahahha
27:49 <steven_> i might not like it
27:59 <steven_> so ill wait for you to say its the best before you get pampered like that
28:03 <steven_> i = u
28:08 <slinky_J> I have 2 vindaloos a chicken and a beef
28:22 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*@1.127.310377.4CAB1C
29:50 <NeXus> slinky_J do u still use baby pampers?
30:14 <slinky_J> wtf
30:21 <slinky_J> talkin about
30:28 <slinky_J> chu talkin bout willis!
32:50 <NeXus> Whats new josh?
33:43 Quit: quinn ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
34:57 Nick: [[[[[[pong]]]]] is now known as [[[[[pong]]]]]
35:08 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here..
35:44 <slinky_J> nm I suppose
35:48 <slinky_J> life
35:51 <slinky_J> yourself?
36:25 <NeXus> fkn bored
36:46 <NeXus> Its so boring without jen makeout stories
37:07 <NeXus> well we've got mel instead of jennifer
37:24 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> were is she
37:36 <slinky_J> haha
37:50 <slinky_J> she is the new one, now someone in here needs to meet her
37:56 * slinky_J yells POLLOCK!
38:01 <slinky_J> go for a drive mate.
38:04 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who is pollock
39:23 <NeXus> a faggot
39:43 <NeXus> pollock hates mel as far as i know
39:49 <slinky_J> lol
39:51 <NeXus> Not sure tho
40:02 <slinky_J> they should get together in person before passing judgement
40:05 <slinky_J> don't you agree lol!
41:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> can pong come
41:37 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> pong can fuck off
42:05 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who r u
42:22 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> pollock
42:27 <slinky_J> pong adversary
42:36 <MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ> frolicking pollocking
42:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> she is ban evading
43:21 <NeXus> pong is a loser
43:34 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u shut up
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47:14 <LollyCock> .
47:45 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit: That is all.
48:08 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyDMoGjKvNk
48:13 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Adam Ruins Everything - Why Lie Detectors Don't Detect Lies (Oct 16, 2015) Length: 4:29 - Category: Entertainment - 809,975 views views - 9,062 likes (99%), 95 dislikes (1%)
48:14 <slinky_J> I like this show
50:17 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
50:17 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
50:33 <LollyCock> whats all that about slinky_J
51:25 <slinky_J> it's a television show where the host Adam debunks things we believe to be true
51:37 <slinky_J> or uncovers a truth we didn't know
52:03 <LollyCock> like what
52:06 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM1QgwaKv4s
52:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Adam Ruins Everything - Why Fingerprinting Is Flawed (Oct 16, 2015) Length: 2:16 - Category: Entertainment - 2,029,045 views views - 18,949 likes (98.2%), 343 dislikes (1.8%)
52:17 <slinky_J> like the polygraph and fingerprints here
52:24 <slinky_J> how orange juice is made
52:30 <slinky_J> lol a lot of things
52:56 <LollyCock> so oranges arent picked from trees
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54:19 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuYPdTvqitg
54:22 <slinky_J> watch for yourself
54:24 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Adam Ruins Everything - Why Orange Juice Is Totally Unnatural (Dec 14, 2015) Length: 1:37 - Category: Entertainment - 1,668,954 views views - 17,056 likes (98.4%), 285 dislikes (1.6%)
57:31 Quit: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) Quit:
59:55 Nick: MoNSTeR^PiSSYPaNTZ is now known as amelia
00:35 <Accuracy> amelia-a-a-a-a-a-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
00:48 <amelia> wot up playah
00:56 <amelia> I want lollies
01:00 <Accuracy> nm, nm, yourself?
01:04 <amelia> pineapples
01:06 <Accuracy> I want alot of money
01:09 <Accuracy> I win.
01:12 <amelia> strawberry creams
01:13 <LollyCock> what about my lolly
01:22 <amelia> milk bottles
01:25 <amelia> chicos
01:44 <amelia> raspberries
01:50 <Accuracy> I have freddos and some chocolate caramels
01:57 <amelia> i could go on but i think you understand
02:00 <amelia> oh yummmmmmm
02:19 <LollyCock> hmm lot of sugar there
02:32 <amelia> I could smash em all down
02:34 <LollyCock> i had snikkers
02:35 <Accuracy> I had crappy lasagna so I'm not feeling keen on chocolate atm
02:38 <LollyCock> today
02:39 <LollyCock> 2
03:06 <Accuracy> omg you know whats the best hersheys chocolate sauce stirred in with milk
03:11 * Accuracy dro0ls
03:15 <amelia> yummmmmmm
03:18 <amelia> do want
04:13 <Accuracy> [19:56:37] <Mei> hi
04:14 <Accuracy> [19:56:41] <Mei> i like your nik
04:14 <Accuracy> [19:56:43] <Mei> im 29 f perth
04:14 <Accuracy> [19:56:43] <Mei> u?
04:14 <Accuracy> [20:01:14] <Accuracy> piss off..
04:14 <Accuracy> [20:01:24] <Mei> why dont you
04:14 <Accuracy> [20:01:33] <Accuracy> I didn't private message you.
04:27 <Accuracy> [20:01:44] <Accuracy> so kindly piss off.
04:27 <Accuracy> [20:01:54] <Mei> eat my pussy slut
04:27 <Accuracy> [20:02:02] <Accuracy> nah I'll pass.
04:27 <Accuracy> [20:02:12] <Mei> you would love it
04:27 <Accuracy> [20:02:31] <Accuracy> no. I wouldn't.
04:27 <Accuracy> [20:04:16] <Mei> yeh you would
04:27 <Accuracy> [20:04:19] <Mei> how old are u?
04:37 <LollyCock> hmm
04:42 <Accuracy> [20:05:30] <Accuracy> I wouldn't. I'm a female. I'm 30 and I think your persona is abusive and disgraceful.
04:43 <Accuracy> [20:05:35] <Accuracy> so piss off..
04:43 <Accuracy> [20:05:52] <Mei> im female too
04:43 <Accuracy> [20:05:54] <Mei> and 29
04:43 <Accuracy> [20:06:03] <Mei> i think you would love it
04:47 <Accuracy> who is this weirdo?
04:51 <amelia> its a guy pretending to be asian female
04:57 <Accuracy> I thought so
05:08 <Accuracy> seems fkn weird
05:22 <LollyCock> shes trying to chat me up
05:31 <Accuracy> lol
05:40 <Accuracy> see how far it can go
06:00 <LollyCock> <Mei> well i love fucking other girls bfs
06:02 <LollyCock> hmm
06:17 <Accuracy> lol 'it' said something like that to me under my other nick
06:33 Nick: slinky_J is now known as ZeroDistance
06:35 <Accuracy> 'oh you have a gf? I'd fuck you better than her'
06:36 <ZeroDistance> werd
06:50 <Accuracy> I was having a giggling
06:56 <LollyCock> who is this idiot
06:58 <Accuracy> I fuck myself better than anyone in all honesty
07:01 <Accuracy> =D
08:37 <ZeroDistance> lol sounds like u needa high class hottie male escort ;)
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11:11 <LollyCock> <LollyCock> pretending to be a chick
11:11 <LollyCock> <Mei> who says im pretending
11:11 <LollyCock> <LollyCock> well unless you are a tranny...you are pretending
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15:56 <LollyCock> stpd dumbass hack
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20:07 <Gregory> Ladies
21:23 <ZeroDistance> here's a good one for you LollyCock
21:24 <ZeroDistance> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29v6rNFjlLI
21:29 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Adam Ruins Everything - The Weird Reason We Think Vitamins Are Good for Us (They're Not) (Dec 14, 2015) Length: 4:23 - Category: Entertainment - 978,222 views views - 9,219 likes (97.4%), 249 dislikes (2.6%)
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25:49 <Meharty> darren why did you rape jen?
25:49 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
25:49 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa amelia amelia
26:01 <Blitzkrieg> Good timing
26:03 <Blitzkrieg> Lol
26:11 <Meharty> yeh a ban coming my way
26:16 <Meharty> you would love that wouldnt you pedo
26:19 <amelia> is that pliv
26:26 <Blitzkrieg> Affirmative
26:27 <amelia> `ban Meharty
26:27 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*Meharty@*.bigpond.net.au
26:27 Kick: Meharty was kicked by ChanOP ((amelia) You are banned)
26:37 <Blitzkrieg> Joined just before you haha
26:43 <Gregory> Lol
26:49 <amelia> i like that his nick is meharty tho
26:53 <amelia> a dig @ demat
26:55 <amelia> haha
27:03 <Sharni> Arr meharty
30:52 <LollyCock> doodle has anger problems
31:22 <amelia> are you a DoCToR
31:40 <LollyCock> who me>
39:16 <Gregory> Looking as beautiful as ever tnite Sharni
39:49 <Gregory> Take a leap out of amelias book did u?
40:00 <amelia> ahahahahahaha a leap
40:07 <amelia> its a page you dorkette
40:54 <LollyCock> you written a bio amelia
40:58 <Gregory> Is it oh yeah
42:37 <Accuracy> fkn hell long phonecalls blow..
42:48 <Gregory> No shit
43:02 <Accuracy> I seriously hate talking on the phone
43:12 <Gregory> I say what i want then hang up
43:12 <Accuracy> I can't multitask very well
43:27 <Accuracy> same but then the person says something up before i hang up
43:32 <Accuracy> and it turns into bs
43:54 <Gregory> I dont let them speak lol
43:59 <Accuracy> like i was explaining wtf I'm doing for the next 3 days and then the person explains what they have to do
44:08 <Accuracy> I'm like fair enough but fuck
44:41 <Accuracy> 'ave to get my car checked, wipe my asshole' yeah yeah buddy
44:47 <Accuracy> have*
44:55 <Gregory> I dont give a fuck what people say
45:09 <Gregory> Its like im not even listening
45:13 <Accuracy> me neither but I get called lazy alot
45:19 <Gregory> Anyway..
45:21 <Accuracy> it's true, I'm mentally lazy
45:38 <Gregory> I just dont care
45:43 <amelia> thats selfish
46:01 <LollyCock> heehe
46:07 <amelia> would you expect someone to care about wot you say
46:11 <Accuracy> I think Gregory is worse than me
46:21 <Gregory> Nope
46:25 * Accuracy blames Gregory for everything
46:39 <amelia> you don't want anyone to give a fuck about you?
46:48 <amelia> sounds kinda bitter
46:52 <Gregory> They all act
46:57 <Gregory> Anyway
47:08 <Accuracy> there's like 3 maybe 5 if I count my kids who care about me
47:22 <Accuracy> wait I count about 9 at most
47:35 <amelia> incl. DarlingDaz
47:50 <Accuracy> of course he cares about me
47:59 <Accuracy> I'm an absolutely fabulous person
48:03 <amelia> he told me he luff you
48:09 <amelia> in a romantic way
48:12 <Accuracy> lol
48:19 <Gregory> Whos darling daz
48:28 <Blitzkrieg> When did I say this?
48:33 <amelia> in a Be MY GiRLFWeND way
48:39 <amelia> when you showed me her pic
48:48 <amelia> you said here she is
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48:55 <amelia> "I love that girl"
48:55 <Gregory> Oh that faggot
49:04 <amelia> "one day she will love me back"
49:07 <Blitzkrieg> I didn't show you shit
49:09 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
49:11 <Gregory> Heya Cath^
49:12 <amelia> "I jus haf to be patient"
49:17 <Blitzkrieg> I'm not Pollock
49:20 <Blitzkrieg> Bish
49:25 <Cath^> hi Gregory
49:28 <Sharni> The fuck
49:29 <amelia> i dunno why you tellin porky pies
49:41 <Accuracy> gf's are just sex dolls and maids
49:49 <Sharni> Yas
49:52 <Accuracy> I'm forevers
49:52 <Sharni> Agreed
49:59 <Accuracy> ^5 mummy
50:12 <Sharni> I'm forever alone
50:16 <Blitzkrieg> Nothing I don't like about that description hahaha
50:23 <Accuracy> hahaha
50:24 <amelia> when did Sharni & Smelanie become best friends
50:37 <Sharni> I have a friend ?
50:42 * Accuracy shrugs
50:42 <amelia> wot happened to all the abuse
50:50 <Accuracy> we're mothers
50:53 <amelia> this channel will never be the same
50:53 <Accuracy> we're abusive.
50:54 <Sharni> We abused each other ?
50:57 <amelia> no more meltdowns
50:59 <amelia> no more abuse
51:01 <Sharni> Wahh
51:06 <amelia> no more sex tours
51:09 <Sharni> What are you on tonight amelia
51:11 <amelia> no more novels
51:23 <amelia> I am jus sleepy Sharni
51:24 <Blitzkrieg> You want abuse?
51:28 <amelia> I didn't nap today :(
51:30 <Blitzkrieg> Unban pliv
51:37 <Sharni> Lol poor amelia
51:39 <ZeroDistance> this is amelia having a meltdown
51:40 <ZeroDistance> lel
51:44 <amelia> ahahahahaaa
51:45 <Sharni> No don't unban him
51:45 <ZeroDistance> so so cute
51:56 <Accuracy> I didn't nap today either
52:06 <Accuracy> fkn got to sleep cause of this stupid tv show at 5am
52:11 <Accuracy> woke up at 10am
52:20 <Accuracy> mother fucking sleep deprivation
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52:31 <Cath^> hi mothers
52:33 <amelia> I ran out of shampoo so i dunno wot i gonna do tomorrow
52:40 <Accuracy> thankfuck for sydney I'm going to sleep like an angel
52:53 <Accuracy> hi Cath^
52:54 <amelia> wots an alternative i can use for 1x day
52:55 Quit: Gregory ([email protected]) EOF from client
53:10 <Accuracy> amelia use soap
53:12 <Sharni> Bleach
53:20 <Sharni> Dish washing liquid
53:22 <amelia> !#$$@@+$??@
53:23 <Sharni> Dog shampoo
53:28 <Sharni> Egg whites
53:32 <amelia> i am gonna slit your neck
53:33 <Blitzkrieg> Wtf
53:33 <Sharni> Urine
53:34 <Accuracy> Sharni you're very creative
53:37 Nick: AndroUser2 is now known as Gregory
53:38 <amelia> clean cut
53:41 <Sharni> Why thank you Accuracy
53:44 <Blitzkrieg> Sharni has lost it haha
53:54 <Accuracy> I'd use most of those mentioned
53:55 <Sharni> I've always been lost
53:58 <Accuracy> not the bleach though
54:03 <Accuracy> I like being brunette
54:12 <amelia> maybe i use femfresh
54:22 <Sharni> Yep use that
54:38 <Accuracy> vagisol
54:39 <amelia> i can't wait for ma hair to smell like pussy soap
54:41 <amelia> weeeeeee
54:42 <Sharni> Make sure them ph levels are contained I your hair
54:47 <Cath^> eek
54:48 <Sharni> In^
55:51 <Accuracy> shit, I have to eat 12 eggs by wednesday
55:58 <Accuracy> I think it's possible
56:02 <amelia> easy done
56:18 <amelia> 3 egg omelette
56:28 <amelia> boiled egg snack
56:29 <amelia> boom
56:33 <Accuracy> I don't have anything for the omlette
56:34 <amelia> done
56:45 <amelia> yah plain omelettes are yum but
56:46 <Accuracy> no tomatoes, no spring onions
57:05 <Accuracy> I suppose I can make a plain omlette and have soya sauce on it
57:27 <Accuracy> I'm so paranoid I'll go sydney and everything will be expired when I come back
57:30 <Gregory> Lol soya
57:50 <amelia> are you goin on a sex tour
58:07 <Accuracy> last year it took me about 3 goes at cleaning a cupboard cause my spuds went off
58:24 <Accuracy> nah I told you, fuck how sleep deprived are you dude?
58:41 <amelia> damn it
58:41 <Gregory> Whats that smell ?
58:46 <amelia> when did you tell me
58:53 <Gregory> Dont they smell
59:01 <Accuracy> my aunties sick, so I'm going to see her and my cousins
59:08 <Gregory> When they go off
59:11 <amelia> ohhhh
59:34 <Accuracy> Gregory yeah they have the stench of something really horrid
59:46 <Accuracy> smells like a decaying body
00:25 <Sharni> Accuracy is coming to my place on her sex your
00:27 <Gregory> Oh yep i kno that smell well 😎
00:36 <Sharni> Tour *
00:41 <Accuracy> :D
01:06 <Sharni> Where about a are you going in Sydney
01:24 <Sharni> Ignore the a **
01:32 <Accuracy> Manly and then going to Cronella (I think it's spelt that way)
01:58 <amelia> can you go to yogurtland for me pls
02:00 <Sharni> Cronulla
02:01 <amelia> in Manly
02:04 <Accuracy> ahh
02:15 <Accuracy> yogurtland sounds fun
02:18 <Sharni> Nice sounds good
02:23 <amelia> ITS AMAZING
02:34 <amelia> put lotsa chocs n lollies n toppings in it
02:43 <amelia> lil cut up pieces of cheesecake
02:44 <amelia> mmmmm
02:50 <Accuracy> yeah my cousins live there and they drive so I'll stay with one half the trip then the other the other half
02:58 <Sharni> I forgot the frozen yogurt that I like
03:04 <Sharni> It's like a purple colour
03:10 <Accuracy> I'm going to get the one in Cronulla to cut my eldests hair
03:17 <Sharni> Aww nice
03:18 * Accuracy snickers to herself
03:22 <Gregory> I own cronulla coast
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03:49 <Accuracy> Gregory okay, that doesn't even mean anything to me
03:49 <Sharni> I love it in Cronulla
04:04 <Accuracy> is it nice?
04:08 <Accuracy> I've never been?
04:17 <Sharni> Yea it's really nice
04:32 <Gregory> cronullacoast.com.au i own it
04:35 <Accuracy> hopefully the weather is better than melbourne
04:43 <Gregory> Hehehe
04:58 <Accuracy> Gregory it's amazing you don't like talking on the phone cause you talk so much shit in here tbh
05:30 <Gregory> Feelings mutual
05:32 <Sharni> When are you heading to Sydney
05:44 <Accuracy> wednesday
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05:59 <Accuracy> I totally think I'll forget something
06:02 <Sharni> Pretty graph weather
06:07 <Sharni> Crappy ^^
06:14 <Sharni> fuck I can't spell tonight
06:27 <Sharni> Well it ain't my fault.. Stupid auto correct
06:29 <Accuracy> hey can I bring childrens neurofen on a plane if it's already been opened or should i buy a new bottle?
06:42 <Sharni> I honesty don't even know
06:51 <Sharni> I've never even been on a plane :(
06:58 <Accuracy> WTF
07:01 <Accuracy> dude!
07:25 <Accuracy> so you do roadtrips or you've just never gone interstate or?
09:00 <Sharni> Nope
09:15 <Accuracy> holy cripes
09:18 <Sharni> When my kids are older I defiantly will
09:42 <Blitzkrieg> It'll be fine in carry on if you have it in a clear bag so they can see what it is
09:42 <Accuracy> yeah well it's refreshing to travel for me
10:02 <Accuracy> ahh that's cool, I have nothing to hide, I'm not taking drugs
10:20 <Sharni> Like I travel around go on holidays with family every year just haven't gone interstate
10:21 <Gregory> Why not
10:32 <Accuracy> third time I'm flying without a gram of weed shoved in my bra and bathed in perfume
10:34 <Accuracy> LOL
10:40 <Accuracy> winning!
11:00 <Sharni> Haha
11:04 <Accuracy> Sharni wow, there's so many good states
11:23 <Accuracy> shitty people in every single one but a few good sorts
11:26 <Sharni> My life is on hold for now but I'm still young :)
11:32 <Accuracy> but then again you're a youngen
11:37 <Sharni> Yas
11:37 <Accuracy> yeah exactly
11:42 <Gregory> Shes in a mental state she will be fine
11:44 <Accuracy> you have alot of time
11:51 <Sharni> Plenty
12:04 <Accuracy> stfu Gregory
12:12 <Sharni> Lol
12:16 <Accuracy> I swear I'm hoping Gregory is a bot.
12:39 <Accuracy> if not.. may god help us all.
12:52 <Gregory> Lol someone talking
12:58 <Gregory> Shit
14:47 <ZeroDistance> lol
15:25 <ZeroDistance> <@amelia> I ran out of shampoo so i dunno wot i gonna do tomorrow
15:30 <Blitzkrieg> Gregory is a mental patient
15:31 <ZeroDistance> wot u say LION HAIR?
15:37 <Blitzkrieg> You'll get used to it
15:45 <ZeroDistance> lioness
16:02 <amelia> rawrrrrrrrrrr
16:15 <ZeroDistance> the touch mouse on the laptop isnt workin, how do i do circles on porno nipples now?
16:28 <ZeroDistance> o ye bebe u like that dont u *does circles*
17:00 <ZeroDistance> o oops did circles on teh dudes dick! *secretly does more circles*
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26:56 <Gregory> Fukn work tomm fukn n fukk
27:07 <Sharni> Quit
27:12 <Accuracy> yeah do it
27:17 <Accuracy> just quit
27:35 <Gregory> Im right
27:48 <Accuracy> 2 people against 1
27:54 <Accuracy> I think you should quit
28:08 <Gregory> and do wot
28:27 <Accuracy> start up a hippy commune with strange people
28:40 <Accuracy> you could recruit from irc
28:53 <Sharni> Yea
29:05 <Accuracy> start off with stealing a budget truck, go to bunnings and do a huge burglery
29:10 <Sharni> Become a drug dealer
29:17 <Accuracy> burglary*
29:22 <Gregory> Well i am a natural born leader
29:29 <Accuracy> yeah drug dealer sounds good
29:39 <Accuracy> be sure to have a really cool hat
29:45 <Accuracy> and a swarve shirt
29:51 <Accuracy> oh and slacks
30:09 <Accuracy> call yourself something really cool aswell
30:15 <Blitzkrieg> Adidas tracksuit
30:21 <Blitzkrieg> Call yourself habib
30:27 <ZeroDistance> your heartbeat sound like sasquatch feet, thunderin, shakin the concrete
30:28 <Accuracy> no man, he can't take my style.
30:29 <Gregory> No gd at dealing drugs dont like those sort of ppl
30:40 <Sharni> Or just be one of those guys that stand at the traffic lights at busy intersections cleaning people's Windows without their permission and demanding money for your shit effort
30:42 <Accuracy> oh okay
30:59 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahahahaha
31:00 <Accuracy> well get the budget truck and go into the bush and become a hair stylist
31:03 <Blitzkrieg> Window washers
31:25 <Accuracy> people will so travel afar just to get Eldwardo to style their hair
31:30 <Blitzkrieg> I had one wash my window once just cuz he wanted someone to talk to him
31:31 <Accuracy> that'll be your new alias
31:44 <ZeroDistance> yeah
31:50 <ZeroDistance> tell abos to stop dying their hair blond
31:52 <ZeroDistance> it looks shit
31:57 <ZeroDistance> tell them ZeroDistance said so.
31:58 <Accuracy> ..
32:10 <Sharni> That's sad Blitzkrieg
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32:24 <ZeroDistance> you told him to become a hair stylist in the bush
32:28 <Accuracy> shit I was only trying to help.
32:32 <Blitzkrieg> I felt bad for him Sharni
32:38 <Sharni> I would too
32:42 <Accuracy> ZeroDistance but what you said was racist
32:48 <Blitzkrieg> I pulled over and we had a talk
32:52 <Blitzkrieg> Made his day
33:01 <Sharni> Good on ya
33:05 <ZeroDistance> it wasn't racist
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33:12 <Accuracy> it was..
33:14 <ZeroDistance> how
33:26 <Sharni> I wasn't being a smart arse when I said good on ya btw
33:27 <Accuracy> cause some abos are born with blonde hair..
33:30 <Accuracy> true story.
33:33 <ZeroDistance> really?
33:35 <Sharni> Half cast
33:42 <Accuracy> yupzers
33:44 <ZeroDistance> I thought they just bleached their hair for style
33:46 <ZeroDistance> my bad lol
33:50 <Sharni> Nope
33:57 <ZeroDistance> learn somethin new every day
34:02 <Accuracy> yep
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34:54 <Sharni> Mehhh
34:54 <Accuracy> my beer tastes like a rainbow unicorn and an angel had sexed and peed in my mouth
35:00 <Sharni> He better not come back
35:02 <Accuracy> so awesome
35:07 <Sharni> That's Hawt
35:16 <Accuracy> ferkin oath
35:24 <Cath^> that's really something
35:25 <Cath^> lol
35:27 <Sharni> I hate beer
35:38 <Blitzkrieg> I know Sharni
35:53 <Sharni> Okie
36:05 <Sharni> It's freaking cold
36:20 <Blitzkrieg> Bloody oath
36:23 <Accuracy> what do you drink?
36:24 <Blitzkrieg> Hate winter
36:36 <Sharni> I don't drink
36:40 <Accuracy> yeah my heaters on 26 degrees atm
36:44 <Accuracy> oh fkn christ
36:45 <Sharni> So do I
36:47 <Accuracy> sif not drink
36:47 <Blitzkrieg> Same
37:04 <Sharni> What's the temp there
37:45 <Accuracy> nfi, I quit checking cause it's just always cold or butt cold
38:32 <Blitzkrieg> 8.1
38:39 <Blitzkrieg> 3.9 with windchill
38:45 <Accuracy> lol
39:01 <Blitzkrieg> Can't believe people like this shit
39:05 <Sharni> 7 here
39:12 <Sharni> Wind is 5
39:23 <Accuracy> I'd like it if I were younger and drove
39:42 <Blitzkrieg> Came outside for a smoke
39:50 <Blitzkrieg> Regretting it big time
39:55 <Sharni> Haha
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40:07 <Sharni> Thank god I don't smoke
40:09 <Accuracy> wb sookball
41:10 <Blitzkrieg> Heater warmth is amazinggggg
41:34 <Gregory> Thank. U
41:42 <ZeroDistance> wb Gregory
41:48 <ZeroDistance> so are you handsome like Gregory Peck
41:52 <ZeroDistance> he was a dreamboat
42:04 <Sharni> So is my electric blanket
42:27 <Blitzkrieg> Mine too Sharni but I'm not in bed yet
42:53 <Sharni> Aww yea
43:02 <amelia> wheredahexagon is my kunnybunny
43:10 <ZeroDistance> thought electric blankets were bad for people
43:11 <Accuracy> same, if I go to bed I tend to fall asleep
43:12 <amelia> do you think I'll ever get my fish n chip pic
43:15 <Sharni> Sex tour
43:21 <Sharni> Nope
43:33 <amelia> sigh
43:35 <Sharni> ZeroDistance what isn't bad for you these days
43:38 <Accuracy> woel might be back in hospital
43:49 <Sharni> Overdosing
43:55 <Accuracy> [21:45:17] <Sharni> ZeroDistance what isn't bad for you these days
44:01 <Accuracy> says the one who doesn't drink or smoke
44:05 <Accuracy> =P
44:13 <Sharni> I smoke when I drink
44:17 <Accuracy> ahh
44:26 <Sharni> But when I drink that's the question
44:40 <Sharni> I smoke weed if I don't have my children
44:52 <Accuracy> I put them back like it's going out of fashion
45:00 <Sharni> I'm fat too so I'll probably die of obesity
45:17 <Accuracy> I think I'd bash my kids if I didn't have a beer or x-amount sometimes
45:34 <Sharni> Raising kids is hard
45:41 <Accuracy> fookin oath
45:43 <Sharni> I need my break otherwise I go mental
45:47 <Accuracy> they're total assholes sometimes
46:04 <Sharni> Kids just came back from their dads today time freaking flew
46:07 <Accuracy> mine are adorable atm, they're asleep
46:09 <Accuracy> :)
46:24 <Gregory> See told u she is mental
46:28 <Sharni> So are mine
46:34 <Sharni> Me ?
46:39 <Sharni> Gregory
46:44 <Accuracy> me I think
46:56 <Sharni> I'll cut your dick off and feed it to my snake
47:12 <Accuracy> o0o0o0oer snarni
47:19 <Accuracy> Sharni the snake handler
47:24 <Accuracy> you're interesting
47:26 <Gregory> Big feast
47:26 <Sharni> Yes
47:35 <Sharni> I touch many kinds of snakes
47:52 <Sharni> Penis pythons and pythons
47:59 <Accuracy> My friend told me once to pick up a pencil and it was a snake
48:03 <Accuracy> I was like wtf..
48:12 <Sharni> Haha how could that fool you
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48:18 <Accuracy> it was small
48:23 <Sharni> Aw
48:29 <Accuracy> and it looked like a novelty pencil
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48:34 <Sharni> My snakes are still small
48:46 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
48:50 <Accuracy> I can't get one tbh
48:58 <Gregory> Hello lumeah
48:59 <Sharni> Why's that
49:46 <Accuracy> bad experience and plus the only thing I've had kind of like a snake was a turtle and it used to bite me
50:11 <Accuracy> of had like*
50:27 <ZeroDistance> i saw this vid on fb today this chick had 7 big pythons in this small enclosure
50:27 <ZeroDistance> :/
50:42 <Accuracy> reptile abuse
50:47 <ZeroDistance> yer
51:03 <Accuracy> eh there's worse people out there
51:04 <ZeroDistance> i saw their chat they just thought it was funny
51:06 <ZeroDistance> true
51:37 <Accuracy> angel had a snake when we were brisbane in our room near her cot (it wasn't a pet)
51:44 <Accuracy> and her grandmother came in and killed it
51:52 <Accuracy> apparently it's illegal
52:04 <ZeroDistance> to kill it?
52:10 <Accuracy> I think if it's an intruder you should be able to kill it
52:14 <ZeroDistance> yeah
52:15 <Accuracy> fuck it stank
52:21 <ZeroDistance> specially if there's a baby around
52:27 <Accuracy> we were scared cause it was near angels cot
52:37 <ZeroDistance> I take liberty and kill most spiders :D
52:38 <Accuracy> could've got in and strangled her
52:45 <Accuracy> she was like 3 months old
53:47 <Sharni> Woah my one year old just chucked a massive fat
53:51 <Sharni> Fart
54:41 <Accuracy> yuckies
54:48 <Sharni> One of my snakes has never bitten my son literally grabs it and kisses it.. My other when is a bitch it bites me kinda get use to ur Mmmmmm
54:56 <Sharni> Use to it**
55:02 <Sharni> Sorry fat fingers
55:11 <Accuracy> the worst is when they're babies and their nappies do a rumble whilst you're holding them around their bums
55:12 <Accuracy> lol
55:19 <Sharni> Haha yep
55:26 <Accuracy> it's funny but so gross
55:35 <Accuracy> feral loving little bastards
56:25 <Accuracy> does it hurt when your snake bites?
56:30 <Sharni> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/FejTofCl/IMG_4771.JPG
56:33 <Accuracy> oh is it just like knick?
56:34 <Sharni> Nah
56:41 <Sharni> That's my oldest
57:25 <Accuracy> holy shit he's game
57:28 <ZeroDistance> that's right EAT IT!
57:38 <Sharni> It's the most placid snake ever
58:02 <Sharni> My mate has a 9 ft one she is placid as well
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58:12 <Sharni> Some are just bitches
58:16 <Accuracy> lol
58:24 <Sharni> They are like humans
58:26 <Accuracy> I guess they're like humans in that manner
58:31 <Accuracy> hahaha jinx
58:40 <ZeroDistance> SNAKES ALIVE
58:54 <Sharni> Haha
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59:22 <amelia> wait
59:31 <amelia> is your kids name Angel
59:35 <Accuracy> nah
59:38 <Accuracy> Angelina
59:44 <Accuracy> I call her Angel for short
59:44 <amelia> ok phew
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00:29 <Accuracy> my children have really long names
00:43 <Accuracy> both have really long middle names
00:46 <ZeroDistance> Snuffleupagus
00:49 <ZeroDistance> hehe
00:57 <Sharni> That's cute
01:32 <Accuracy> I went through so many names
01:42 <Accuracy> fkn christ it's a bitch choosing names for kids
01:55 <ZeroDistance> good thing neither of you chose trixy for a girl
02:18 <Accuracy> lol my cousins name is trixta
02:25 <Accuracy> she's so fkn weird
02:31 <ZeroDistance> lol!
02:40 <Accuracy> I think her parents thought she'd join a circus or something
02:52 <ZeroDistance> PATRICIA
02:57 <ZeroDistance> worst name
03:04 <ZeroDistance> whats ur gfs name son
03:05 <Sharni> Lol
03:06 <ZeroDistance> Patricia..
03:07 <Accuracy> lol that's my aunties name
03:11 <Sharni> That's my middle name
03:11 <ZeroDistance> sounds like a tranny son
03:13 <ZeroDistance> SHUT UP DAD!
03:19 <Sharni> So fuck you
03:19 <Accuracy> LOL Sharni
03:20 <ZeroDistance> oh boy am I in hot water now
03:23 * ZeroDistance skips town lol
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03:24 <Accuracy> haha
03:33 <Sharni> Yea I hate it too
03:40 <Sharni> Named after my grandma
03:53 <Accuracy> are you irish or?
04:15 <Sharni> Idk what I am
04:20 <ZeroDistance> I like my middle names
04:29 <Sharni> Just Australian don't know my background
04:35 <Accuracy> ahh
04:44 <Sharni> Sucks
04:56 <ZeroDistance> yea well not like ya background is Croatian
05:01 <ZeroDistance> haha just joking.
05:04 <Sharni> I'm white so it's probably British
05:26 <Accuracy> some of my family is really white
05:34 <Accuracy> and my eldest is EXTREMELY white
05:36 <Sharni> Pretty sure my mum said something about my great grandpa being Scottish
05:37 <amelia> PATRICIA
05:44 <Accuracy> summertime is not her friend
05:47 <amelia> sounds like an old lady witha bob haircut
05:56 <Sharni> lol
06:17 <Sharni> I'm off to bed
06:27 <Accuracy> okay, nie nies
06:27 <amelia> my middle name is after my grandma too
06:30 <Sharni> Well I'm already there... I'm off to sleep night
06:30 <amelia> nite Trish
06:38 <Sharni> Thanks bish
06:47 <Cath^> lol
06:48 <amelia> :D
06:49 <Accuracy> my middle name came from some random who got both of her titties removed
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06:56 <amelia> oh
07:22 <ZeroDistance> lol bob haircut hahaha
07:33 <ZeroDistance> agent 99 from Get Smart
07:40 <amelia> haha
07:46 <amelia> chick from Jag
07:51 <amelia> she could pull anything off
07:53 <amelia> lil hottie
08:10 <Accuracy> she's probably old now
08:20 <ZeroDistance> hahaha
08:25 <ZeroDistance> way old
09:09 <ZeroDistance> I looked up the cast of Deadwood and I see this chick from the show I thought was attractive and my jaw dropped SHE SO OLD
09:25 <Accuracy> never heard of it
10:46 <ZeroDistance> it's set in the mining camp of Deadpool that was situation in the Indian Territories before the land was annexed to the United States
11:26 <ZeroDistance> I didn't bother with it years ago because I believed the dialogue wouldnt ring true and would be more like Dr. Quinn lol but it isnt!
12:07 <Accuracy> I like dr quinn so I possibly wouldn't like deadwood
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12:58 <ZeroDistance> I mean that it's as realistic a portrayal of that age
13:04 <ZeroDistance> as they could make it
13:21 <ZeroDistance> though the favourite curse word in Deadwood is 'cocksucker'
13:47 <Accuracy> sounds old western or something
13:59 <amelia> shut your pie holes
14:13 <ZeroDistance> 1876
14:38 <ZeroDistance> meelz coulda been a movie star if she didnt come back to irc!
14:45 <ZeroDistance> Y DID U RUIN UR CAREER!! :~
14:52 <ZeroDistance> I would've bought ticket
14:56 <ZeroDistance> I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT TICKETS!
15:15 <amelia> the movie world was not prepared for such talent
15:29 <amelia> hollywood can't handle dis
15:43 <amelia> omgosh 8.17pm def late enuff for sleep
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16:01 <ZeroDistance> ye ye gone to look at movie scripts
16:06 * ZeroDistance touches nose
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19:07 Nick: AndroUser2 is now known as Gregory
22:51 <Gregory> Mutts
26:50 <Accuracy> stfu.
28:23 <ZeroDistance> this movie looks fun as https://youtu.be/K9zy27apgI8
28:28 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Keanu - Official Trailer [HD] (Feb 7, 2016) Length: 2:31 - Category: Entertainment - 2,113,720 views views - 7,5 likes (96.1%), 311 dislikes (3.9%)
28:28 <ZeroDistance> i laffed
30:19 <Accuracy> I've got too much to watch atm
30:31 <ZeroDistance> same
30:35 <ZeroDistance> but check out that trailer
30:55 <Accuracy> I've probably seen it
31:02 <ZeroDistance> I'm going to blow my own mind and actually watch THE BOSS with Melissa McArthy
31:20 <ZeroDistance> Keanu only just came out
31:44 <ZeroDistance> oh on the site i dl from anyway
31:46 <ZeroDistance> yify
33:26 <Accuracy> okay
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34:26 * ZeroDistance is dlin this https://youtu.be/F_sReugRWYI
34:31 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Janis: Little Blue Girl Official Trailer 1 (2015) - Janis Joplin Documentary HD (Oct 9, 2015) Length: 1:20 - Category: Film & Animation - 190,538 views views - 878 likes (97.8%), 20 dislikes (2.2%)
35:46 Quit: GoldSpade ([email protected]) Quit: you ass
38:12 <ZeroDistance> https://youtu.be/7MMoEmg5JhY
38:17 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gravy Official Trailer 1 (2015) - Lily Cole, Sarah Silverman Movie HD (Dec 30, 2015) Length: 2:19 - Category: Film & Animation - 29,294 views views - 109 likes (74.1%), 38 dislikes (25.9%)
38:26 <ZeroDistance> bam! I believe I found the right comedy for me haha
39:54 <Gregory> Blah blah blah
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41:20 <hopps> LOL mel
41:28 <hopps> Accuracy how was your weekend with below?
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43:02 <GoldSpade> ..
43:25 * hopps slaps GoldSpade around a bit with a large trout
43:48 <GoldSpade> hmm
44:37 * GoldSpade wacks a golf club up hopps ass
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48:09 <ZeroDistance> farted several times in a row just earlier
48:10 <ZeroDistance> was good.
48:25 <ZeroDistance> curved tv <3
48:38 <GoldSpade> been eating flowers ZeroDistance
49:35 <ZeroDistance> zuccini flowers
49:44 <GoldSpade> well thats different
49:58 <ZeroDistance> lol
50:03 <hopps> ZeroDistance what do you think of mel?
51:03 <ZeroDistance> dont make waves.
51:52 <Accuracy> hopps I didn't spend the weekend with Daz
52:20 <hopps> where were you?
52:26 <Accuracy> At home
52:27 <hopps> you said you were having below come over again
52:29 <hopps> for a pedo session
52:35 <Accuracy> No I didn't.
52:39 <hopps> yes you did
52:43 <hopps> you told us all that last week
52:49 <hopps> below was nowhere to be seen nor were you
52:54 <Accuracy> Maybe you dreamt it, you do seem obsess over he and my friendship
52:56 <hopps> doing the same jen style tactics i see LOL
53:01 <ZeroDistance> lol im so rich i had Destiny's Child reuinite only so they could come in to my living room and break up again
53:06 <hopps> ohh we dont obsess
53:06 <hopps> lol
53:08 <hopps> its a joke to us
53:11 <Accuracy> we?
53:17 <ZeroDistance> I LOVE DOWNLOADING PIRATED MOVIES
53:23 <ZeroDistance> fuck teh guvmentz
53:23 <Accuracy> well it's a joke to me aswell
53:32 <hopps> so why did he tell wookie a different story?
53:32 <Accuracy> I knw where I was and who I was with.
53:39 <hopps> who were you with?
53:40 <Accuracy> I'm not sure
53:48 <Accuracy> I was at home with my kids
53:54 <hopps> just you and the kids?
53:55 <Accuracy> my youngest is teething
53:57 <hopps> no irc?
53:59 <Accuracy> yep
54:09 <hopps> why no irc?
54:19 <Blitzkrieg> I told nobody anything FYI.
54:31 <Accuracy> I wanted to catch up on a few things I hadn't seen in a while
54:37 <hopps> actually you told wookie you were with your sister pedoing and that mel had gone to manly
54:50 <Accuracy> plus I've been cleaning and getting things ready for sydney
55:02 <Blitzkrieg> Incorrect again.
55:05 <hopps> lol
55:14 <hopps> 1 second below
55:30 <Accuracy> make up some fake logs
55:39 <hopps> [01:51] <Ahoy> hello ^Roshanda^
55:40 <hopps> [01:52] <Ahoy> darren is at mels
55:40 <hopps> [01:56] <@^Roshanda^> yes i know
55:40 <hopps> [01:56] <@^Roshanda^> no hes not
55:40 <hopps> [01:57] <@^Roshanda^> hes elsewhere
55:40 <hopps> [01:57] <@^Roshanda^> but why would you care
55:40 <hopps> [01:57] <Ahoy> he's at mels
55:40 <hopps> [01:57] <@^Roshanda^> his last msg was im at kellys new place and mel has gone to sydney
55:40 <hopps> [01:57] <@^Roshanda^> ie his sister
55:40 <hopps> [01:58] <@^Roshanda^> i know coz i texted him
55:40 <hopps> [01:58] <Ahoy> nope thats just a lie
55:40 <hopps> [01:58] <Ahoy> he's at mels drunk
55:40 <hopps> [01:58] <Ahoy> he just doesnt want you to know
55:40 <hopps> [01:58] <@^Roshanda^> but why would you care so much
55:40 <hopps> [01:58] <Ahoy> i dont
55:40 <hopps> [01:58] <Ahoy> im just saying
55:40 <hopps> [01:59] <@^Roshanda^> dunno what your playing at but i really dont care
55:40 <hopps> [01:59] <Ahoy> not playing anything
55:40 Kick: hopps was kicked by bios (flood)
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55:47 <hopps> you were saying below?
56:09 <Accuracy> lol wtf does that state?
56:13 <Accuracy> he wasn't even in channel
56:20 <hopps> that thats what he told her
56:26 <hopps> via txt message
56:29 <hopps> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
56:32 <hopps> despo below
56:32 <Blitzkrieg> I haven't been on since Friday
56:35 <hopps> thats right
56:36 <Blitzkrieg> Nice try.
56:39 <Accuracy> he never declared he was at my house.
56:45 <hopps> thats what wookie said
56:47 <hopps> read it retard
56:51 <hopps> nobody saying its u LOL
56:58 <Accuracy> nah i prefer to be retarded
57:06 <hopps> thats one of your despos wookie
57:08 <hopps> jacuqie
57:14 <Accuracy> if you're 'normal' I'm 'retarded'
57:18 <hopps> the torres straight islander
57:21 <Accuracy> I'm quite happy.
57:21 <hopps> working at salvos
57:24 <hopps> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
57:28 <hopps> not you mel
57:31 <hopps> im talking to below
57:36 <Blitzkrieg> Says the jobless one.
57:37 <hopps> Austnets King Rapist
57:39 <hopps> and Pedo
57:42 <hopps> lol joblesssssssssss
57:43 <Accuracy> if you say so
57:45 <hopps> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
57:46 <Blitzkrieg> That's kind of amusing.
57:53 <hopps> thats what wookie said
57:55 <hopps> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
58:13 <hopps> darren do you think wookie is hot?
58:19 <Accuracy> why not type 'lolxinfinity'
58:26 <hopps> ok
58:26 <hopps> lolxinfinity
58:38 <Blitzkrieg> Because his IQ doesn't extend that far
58:42 <Accuracy> it just seems funny to me you want to hold the 'L' down
58:43 <Blitzkrieg> As you can see here.
58:48 <hopps> nobody types lolxfinity
58:48 <hopps> LOL
58:56 <hopps> darren im smarter than u ever will be
58:57 <hopps> lolllllllllllllllllllllllll
59:00 <hopps> we all are
59:04 <Blitzkrieg> Negative.
59:06 <hopps> nobody sane goes for jens pussy
59:10 <hopps> ur a washed up obese pedofile
59:23 <hopps> trying to find any chance of pussy on irc u can get ur hands up
59:30 <hopps> LOL @ ollie the downy kid of yours
59:38 <hopps> LOL @ you calling cops on pollock over a prank call
59:42 <Blitzkrieg> Yes that's why I came on irc
59:45 <Blitzkrieg> To pick up
59:50 <hopps> and now you are hoping for some mels pussy
59:50 <Blitzkrieg> You know everything
59:54 <hopps> that is your reason
00:01 <hopps> everyone knows it
00:03 <Accuracy> I think hopps is lonely
00:08 <Blitzkrieg> He is
00:16 <hopps> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
00:17 <Blitzkrieg> His mrs is out rooting Sydney
00:24 <hopps> actually my gf is at home
00:27 <Blitzkrieg> "Open relationship"
00:27 <hopps> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
00:30 <hopps> thats right
00:36 <Blitzkrieg> So he's on here all shitty.
00:38 <hopps> i dont need to white knight like you
00:48 <hopps> im doing fine darren compared to u
00:49 <hopps> lol
00:52 <hopps> a rape case over your name
00:55 <Blitzkrieg> Nobody is white knighting
00:55 <hopps> made a fool of online
01:01 <Blitzkrieg> Pollock isn't here.
01:05 <hopps> he is
01:06 <hopps> lol
01:10 * hopps slaps breaker around a bit with a large trout
01:15 <Blitzkrieg> Oh
01:17 <hopps> he was laughing about you last night
01:18 <hopps> lol
01:21 <Blitzkrieg> I stand corrected.
01:22 <hopps> even he knows you are a joke
01:36 <Accuracy> if I had a partner I was dedicated to I'd be with them, not online trolling
01:51 <hopps> what about johninja?
01:54 <hopps> was he no good?
02:05 <Accuracy> I can't even remember dating him
02:17 <Accuracy> we weren't always in the same state nor in the same house
02:18 <hopps> too hard to remember isnt it
02:19 <hopps> lol
02:23 <Accuracy> yes
02:28 <Accuracy> lol?
02:29 <hopps> too much for your simple brain
02:42 <hopps> darren do you have the same problem as mel?
02:46 <hopps> do you remember when jen dumped you?
02:49 <hopps> and when you raped her?
02:57 <Accuracy> I have 2 babies so I'm sorry for not remembering three years ago
03:20 <hopps> lol thats an excuse for your stupidity is it?
03:30 <Accuracy> yeah I guess so.
03:34 <hopps> sorry i have 2 retard kids to irc pedos
03:38 <hopps> i can afford to be dumb
03:40 <hopps> its ok!
03:47 <hopps> lolxinfinity
03:48 <Accuracy> everyone is a pedo?
03:52 <hopps> johninja is yes
03:54 <hopps> so is o driscoll
03:56 <ZeroDistance> man
04:01 <ZeroDistance> the chat was chill n civilized
04:04 <Accuracy> okay if you say so..
04:07 <ZeroDistance> u gone n ruint it hopps
04:12 <hopps> have a cry
04:21 <hopps> the chat was dead as usual
04:33 <ZeroDistance> im dl 3 movies
04:41 <ZeroDistance> n watchin The Boss
04:43 <hopps> nice what u getting?
04:45 <hopps> the boss?
04:54 <hopps> the fat movie
04:56 <hopps> fat lady
04:59 <hopps> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
05:04 <ZeroDistance> gettin Keanu and Janis Joplin doco and this cannibalism comedy
05:05 <hopps> thought u hated her?
05:06 <ZeroDistance> GRAVY
05:17 <ZeroDistance> yer i dont like her too much since gilmore girls
05:19 <hopps> you lost it
05:29 <ZeroDistance> but in the mood for comedy
05:36 <hopps> bad comedy
05:39 <hopps> u lost it man
05:46 <ZeroDistance> haha didnt say good comedy
05:57 <hopps> still lost it
06:00 <hopps> maybe as much as mel or below
06:08 <hopps> actually nah not as much as below
06:12 <hopps> u wouldnt fuck jen would u?
06:14 <hopps> or would u?
06:19 <Accuracy> I would..
06:32 <Gregory> I would..
06:32 <ZeroDistance> i dont think about jen
06:33 <Accuracy> she's apparently damaged goods, easy pickings.
06:57 <hopps> well she went with the biggest losers in australia
06:59 <hopps> so yes mel
07:01 <ZeroDistance> Criminal is shit hopps
07:01 <hopps> you are very right there
07:03 <ZeroDistance> u seen it yet
07:06 <ZeroDistance> kevin costner
07:07 <hopps> nah man
07:16 <ZeroDistance> it's all over the place
07:25 <ZeroDistance> still kinda fun to watch though
07:26 <hopps> i seen a good one recently
07:32 <ZeroDistance> yea?
07:34 <hopps> green room
07:52 <hopps> A band straying into a secluded part of the Pacific Northwest stumbles onto a horrific act of violence. Because they are the only witnesses, they become the targets of a terrifying gang of skinheads who want to make sure all the evidence is eliminated.
07:53 <ZeroDistance> i downloaded another movie with thingo from Iceman
07:57 <ZeroDistance> n 99 homes
08:07 <hopps> yep i know the one
08:09 <hopps> its shit man
08:11 <Accuracy> green room sucked
08:13 <ZeroDistance> elvis and nixon
08:15 <ZeroDistance> or something
08:18 <hopps> green room is a good movie
08:24 <Accuracy> fuck off
08:28 <Accuracy> I watched it last week
08:30 <hopps> mel u know nothing about movies
08:32 <hopps> u are a loser
08:37 <Accuracy> bloody shitous movie
08:42 <hopps> for an idiot yes
08:46 <hopps> thats what an idiot would say
08:55 <Accuracy> yeah cause it was so hard to comprehend
09:00 <hopps> you had a kid to johninja
09:05 <hopps> you have no brain LOL
09:14 <hopps> of course you would say its shit
09:14 <Accuracy> you just probably thought the shaven bald bitches and the neo nazi men were hot
09:19 <steven_> hehehehee
09:24 <hopps> actually there was no shaven girls
09:25 <hopps> lol
09:29 <hopps> if u call a buzz cut that
09:29 <Accuracy> okay
09:30 <steven_> just caught 68 pokemon's
09:31 <hopps> then yeh ok
09:32 <hopps> retard
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09:35 <hopps> and they were hot
09:37 <ZeroDistance> i like the actor in this green room movie
09:44 <steven_> looooooooooooooooool
09:45 <Accuracy> so those bitches with side burns and shaven heads weren't baldies
09:46 <hopps> you angry because you an ugly piggy
09:48 <Accuracy> dickhead.
10:09 <hopps> http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTU3OTA3MzM2NV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDczNjY0Mw@@._V1_UY1200_CR168,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg
10:11 <hopps> LOL
10:12 <hopps> ugly
10:18 <hopps> http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/b1/5e/b15e1ed89fcf4c49c644077f0072d130.jpg?itok=5Ety3K7d
10:19 <hopps> LOL
10:22 <Accuracy> whatever buddy boy.
10:22 <hopps> mel lets go grab your pic
10:27 <Accuracy> go grab it
10:33 <hopps> 1 sec ill grab the one that the cocks are on
10:39 <Accuracy> yeah
10:42 <Accuracy> do that
11:15 <ZeroDistance> oh shit
11:17 <Accuracy> I've seen all my pics online
11:19 <ZeroDistance> that's Anton Yelchen
11:23 <hopps> yes he was good
11:24 <ZeroDistance> who died recently
11:24 <hopps> RIP
11:26 <Accuracy> it's a shame you don't have the oldschool memes
11:26 <ZeroDistance> :(
11:27 <ZeroDistance> rip!
11:28 <steven_> i need to do a poo
11:35 <ZeroDistance> he was great in Only Lovers Left Alive
11:36 <ZeroDistance> ehe
11:36 <hopps> steven_ were you really catching pokemon?
11:42 <hopps> yes he was
11:43 <hopps> good movie
11:51 <steven_> na i went out for dinner
11:59 <hopps> thank fuck
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14:25 <ZeroDistance> grr
14:27 <ZeroDistance> clicked it
14:30 <ZeroDistance> but page error
14:34 <ZeroDistance> ill try again another time
14:38 <steven_> i was going to go down stirling stree
14:41 <steven_> and look for some hookers
15:03 <steven_> ask them if i could get a pek-at-chu
15:20 <ZeroDistance> lol
15:24 <ZeroDistance> Pokedate
15:31 <ZeroDistance> sif that's a thing
15:34 <steven_> yep
15:35 <hopps> it is
15:41 <Gregory> steven just made a funny
15:42 <hopps> its what all those losers in #melb chan do
15:46 <steven_> pollock was the first one to sign up
15:48 <hopps> even Blitzkrieg plays pokemon
15:49 <Gregory> Rofl
15:50 <ZeroDistance> this pokemon shit shits me big time
15:54 <ZeroDistance> idiots walking off of cliffs
15:57 <hopps> its for losers what do you expect
15:58 <ZeroDistance> and in to traffic n shit
16:13 <steven_> fuck off slinky
16:19 <ZeroDistance> soon as someone is kidnapped n murdered they can shut the game down
16:20 <steven_> u play it all the time
16:22 <ZeroDistance> lol
16:32 <steven_> ratboy
16:33 <hopps> do you play it slinky?
16:56 <ZeroDistance> no
17:33 <ZeroDistance> are you going to watch the new Ghostbusters?
18:18 <steven_> i only watch movies i make
18:19 <hopps> no i am not
18:30 <steven_> your mum stars in most of them
18:31 <ZeroDistance> 8mm films
18:32 <ZeroDistance> snuff
18:40 <hopps> its a shit movie
18:48 <ZeroDistance> i still want to see it
18:50 <ZeroDistance> for lols
18:51 <hopps> even the old ones are shit
18:56 <hopps> maybe months later yeh
19:03 <hopps> http://i.imgur.com/4YiIgwx.jpg
19:05 <hopps> for u Accuracy
19:10 <hopps> good old mayo he always pulls through
19:22 <hopps> i saw the new star wars not long ago, it was pretty good actually
19:57 <ZeroDistance> yea had fun seeing that
20:00 <Accuracy> I've already seen it and declared it's me
20:06 <ZeroDistance> was more fun in cinema
20:27 <hopps> i know
20:31 <ZeroDistance> but james cameron did make some good points about it
20:34 <hopps> my point is dont talk about ppl when you look like that
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20:35 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v President_Trump
20:36 <hopps> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
20:37 <ZeroDistance> in an interview
20:50 <hopps> darren why did you rape mels kids for?
21:09 Quit: GoldSpade ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
21:41 <Accuracy> he didn't..
21:42 <ZeroDistance> need another good comedy like Operation: Endgame
21:44 <ZeroDistance> sigh
21:55 <hopps> jen said he did
21:57 <Accuracy> how many do you and your imaginary gf rape per week?
22:13 <hopps> we dont need to rape
22:15 <hopps> lol
22:19 <Blitzkrieg> Geale seems mad
22:24 <Accuracy> jen gargles cum
22:31 <hopps> my gf isnt jen
22:32 <hopps> lol
22:35 <ZeroDistance> jen isnt a bad person
22:36 <ZeroDistance> :/
22:38 <hopps> but darren can tell you all about jen
22:40 <Accuracy> I didn't state she was..
22:45 <hopps> i.e raping her
22:47 <President_Trump> jen is my gf
22:51 <hopps> whats the problem if jen gargles cum?
22:59 <ZeroDistance> jen is my gf too
23:00 <ZeroDistance> LOL
23:03 <hopps> and mine
23:08 <ZeroDistance> didnt say she isnt a heartbreaker tho
23:11 <Accuracy> if he raped her why didn't she report it straight away?
23:12 <hopps> she is everyone but belows
23:20 <hopps> because often victims dont have the courage
23:23 <hopps> it took her sometime
23:32 <hopps> and pollock on her back giving her moral support
23:33 <Accuracy> she's abit of a liar and you like to push people into a corner with false rumors
23:40 <Accuracy> it doesn't work when it comes to me
23:41 <hopps> false rumours?
23:42 <Accuracy> :)
23:44 <hopps> she told me
23:45 <Accuracy> nice try
23:46 <hopps> and others
23:47 <hopps> lol
23:51 <Accuracy> Idk
24:00 <hopps> how can it be bullshit if she told us about it
24:01 <Accuracy> I don't personally care.
24:06 <hopps> darren also told ppl about it
24:16 <hopps> even wookie told afew ppl
24:18 <hopps> in #sydney
24:24 <Accuracy> eh..
24:25 <ZeroDistance> hopps
24:27 <ZeroDistance> check this trailer out
24:29 <ZeroDistance> im yet to watch
24:31 <Accuracy> I don't really care.
24:34 <ZeroDistance> downloaded tho
24:35 <ZeroDistance> looks ace
24:41 <ZeroDistance> by the people that made
24:42 <ZeroDistance> fk
24:47 <hopps> show me
24:53 <ZeroDistance> that sci fi with lawrence fischburne
25:00 <ZeroDistance> where they r abducted
25:08 <hopps> you should be playing bloodborne man
25:09 <ZeroDistance> u got me to dl it i think
25:09 <ZeroDistance> https://youtu.be/E1el06Ic5Ts
25:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Synchronicity - Official Trailer (Dec 14, 2015) Length: 2:03 - Category: Film & Animation - 1,106,838 views views - likes (88.6%), 130 dislikes (11.4%)
25:25 <hopps> ohh yep
25:28 <hopps> this is a good movie
25:46 <ZeroDistance> The Signal
25:49 <ZeroDistance> ye?
25:53 <ZeroDistance> :D
26:11 <hopps> yeh thats good too
26:14 <hopps> havnt seen it though
26:25 <ZeroDistance> as if
26:31 <hopps> i thought u meant sychnoncity
26:42 <ZeroDistance> u mean
26:48 <ZeroDistance> schenec
26:51 <ZeroDistance> fk
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27:29 <ZeroDistance> Synechdoche
27:42 <GoldSpade> what an asshole faux is huh
28:28 <hopps> yeh she's a loser
28:35 <hopps> one of Blitzkrieg
28:38 <hopps> ex pedos
28:40 <GoldSpade> hehe
28:48 <GoldSpade> just got no skin
28:59 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/Thefanboyseo/videos/1241340989239661/
30:35 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )
30:39 <Accuracy> GoldSpade and hopps just both seem to hate women
30:44 <Accuracy> it's kind of precious
30:54 <GoldSpade> no I wouildnt say that Accuracy
30:56 <GoldSpade> just her
31:02 <Accuracy> doubtful
31:15 <GoldSpade> well...thats your opinion
31:21 <Accuracy> indeed.
31:21 <GoldSpade> fair enough
31:53 <GoldSpade> I know I dont know...you cant ttell what someone is like in rl anyway from here
32:00 <ZeroDistance> fk
32:02 <hopps> * Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )) < couldnt handle it
32:03 <ZeroDistance> farted again!
32:04 <hopps> below gone to bed
32:05 <hopps> LOLLLLLLLLLLL
32:08 <hopps> his raping days are over
32:13 <hopps> sharni is not here
32:14 <hopps> nor is amelia
32:15 <President_Trump> is below in frankston again?
32:17 <hopps> wookie was in his chan
32:19 <hopps> having a chat
32:22 <hopps> now u are mel
32:23 <hopps> here
32:25 <hopps> he has followed u
33:41 <GoldSpade> who is wookie never heard of it
33:59 <hopps> wookie is darrens other victim
34:08 <President_Trump> she is a dangerous criminal
34:09 <President_Trump> drug mule
34:25 <GoldSpade> this things just gets worse and worse lol
34:41 <GoldSpade> really quite funny
35:17 <hopps> would you like to see a pic of her?
35:21 <hopps> with below pedos?
35:29 <GoldSpade> is is pc safe
35:32 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) EOF from client
35:44 <GoldSpade> and she legal
35:48 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
35:49 <Accuracy> like i give a toss
35:51 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
36:06 <GoldSpade> well I dont want any underage shit
36:15 <GoldSpade> fuk that
36:23 <Accuracy> I'm not underage.
36:29 <GoldSpade> oh heh that sounded bad hey
36:31 <Accuracy> I'm 30, I'm almost expired.
36:56 <President_Trump> is darren in frankston?
37:05 <Accuracy> nah
37:24 <President_Trump> why not?
37:32 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/thebrandbraska/videos/1430039520354113/
37:43 <Accuracy> cause I've been cleaning all week to get everything done before my trip
38:04 <Accuracy> fkd having people over and having to do more cleaning
38:09 <steven_> trump check out this ice coffee machine
38:10 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/HorrificOfficial/videos/762629523874156/
38:16 <GoldSpade> what a dumb actor
38:30 <GoldSpade> sif you could sue over dumb shit like that
39:08 <GoldSpade> if thats what shes trying to do
41:22 <hopps> lol
41:29 <hopps> Accuracy what have you been cleaning?
41:56 <Accuracy> ever since steven_ mentioned he wanted to poo so have I but my body is like 'nope'
42:05 <Accuracy> my house, washing, dishes
42:31 <Accuracy> I don't want to go and come back to a messy house and I need clean clothes to travel and clean clothes in general
42:41 <steven_> i done 2 poo's
42:42 <President_Trump> are u in manly?
42:46 <Accuracy> nope
42:53 <Accuracy> not until wednesday
42:56 <steven_> trump did u watch my vid
42:59 <steven_> you ugly dog
43:05 <President_Trump> yeah what about it?
43:07 <President_Trump> that all u got?
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43:27 <steven_> kekekekeke~
43:33 <steven_> i had more but no one was interested
43:35 <Accuracy> GoldSpade seems fairly weak..
43:41 <steven_> he has a mangina
43:50 <Accuracy> I thought so
44:35 <hopps> mel
44:40 <hopps> when will you be seeing below next?
44:47 <hopps> so you are a messy girl
44:53 <hopps> if you needed to clean your house so badly
44:54 <Accuracy> I don't know when I'll be back.
44:55 <hopps> had no fresh clothes
44:57 <hopps> nothing
45:04 <hopps> had a big 3 days of full on cleaning
45:06 <hopps> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
45:10 <hopps> your kids are babies
45:14 <hopps> they arnt fucking young kids
45:16 <hopps> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
45:20 <Accuracy> I do have fresh clothes but am I supposed to leave my bedding and clothes unwashed?
46:51 <hopps> sure
46:52 <hopps> lol
46:55 <hopps> why wouldnt u
47:01 <Accuracy> I've got nothing to hide.
47:04 <hopps> how dirty are you that you need to wash it?
47:08 <hopps> seems like you do
47:10 <hopps> hence the big cleanup
47:11 <Accuracy> I'm filthy
47:17 <Accuracy> as filthy as you can imagine
47:19 <hopps> you had to get belows cum and resin out of your bedding
47:31 <hopps> and the period blood and shit from the anal was also embedded into your linen
47:32 <Accuracy> who knows, he sleeps in my spare bedroom
47:42 <Accuracy> I don't get my period
47:45 <hopps> you wanted a clean fresh bed for when the real boys come over
47:46 <Accuracy> jokes on you..
47:49 <hopps> myself, steven_ and President_Trump
47:56 <hopps> and Arbition for his daily pedo
48:14 <Accuracy> I keep my house to my mums standards
48:20 <hopps> LOL
48:23 <Accuracy> I grew up to a clean person
48:43 <Accuracy> to be*
48:51 <Accuracy> anyway you seem fairly weird
49:02 <Accuracy> more weird than you've ever come across as
49:16 <Accuracy> I bet I have old logs of us chatting, I'll find them tomorrow
49:19 <Accuracy> :)
49:23 <President_Trump> why dont u invite geoffy over to cook u a pizza?
49:26 <hopps> i never spoke to you mel
49:26 <hopps> lol
49:32 <Accuracy> nah you have
49:34 <hopps> if you find any logs it will be of me giving you shit
49:40 <Accuracy> possibly
49:44 <Accuracy> either way
49:49 <hopps> from day 1 you are known to myself as a top shelf loser
50:03 <Accuracy> when was day 1?
50:21 <hopps> when i was first aware of you on here
50:28 <hopps> as Bass`Babe
50:30 <hopps> top shelf loser
50:35 <hopps> you were couch surfing
50:38 <hopps> then you went to o driscolls
50:40 <hopps> got preggo
50:44 <Accuracy> so I guess someone thought I was important enough to mention me to you
50:49 <hopps> no
50:50 <Accuracy> that's precious
50:52 <hopps> i observed you
50:54 <hopps> in #melbourne
50:56 <hopps> and how you behaved
51:05 <Accuracy> either way, I'm not concerned
51:06 <President_Trump> hopps is good friends with johninja
51:10 <Accuracy> it's all about you.
51:14 <hopps> lol
51:21 <hopps> why does darren sleep in a spare room?
51:24 <hopps> is he a pet?
51:34 <Accuracy> why would he sleep in my room?
51:43 <Accuracy> we're not together and have never hooked up.
52:09 <hopps> why not?
52:17 <hopps> he has been telling us a different story
52:25 <hopps> that he would love to feast on some mel thomo cunt
52:25 <President_Trump> why did u wake darren up at 5:25 and not 5:30 like he asked? was it worth the black eye?
52:28 <Accuracy> I'm married for 1..
52:33 <hopps> you are married?
52:40 <hopps> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
52:45 <hopps> oh this is too good
52:49 <Accuracy> even though my divorce didn't go through doesn't mean I fuck men left right and centre
52:56 <Accuracy> and 2 he's just a friend
53:10 <Accuracy> I have alot of male friends cause girls don't seem to like me
53:17 <hopps> i wonder why
53:18 <hopps> LOL
53:26 <Accuracy> Ah well
53:28 <CoNfigWax> Friends with Benefits
53:28 <Gregory> N u like the cock
53:29 <hopps> only desperate fat retards like you
53:33 <hopps> i.e johinja
53:35 <hopps> below
53:43 <hopps> mel who is fatter?
53:50 <hopps> johninja, below or o driscoll?
54:29 <Accuracy> I'm not going to respond with your bs, if you were so happy in your bubble of love with your mrs you wouldn't be bagging everyone and everything
54:34 <Accuracy> go sort yourself out mate
55:14 <hopps> my relationship is fine
55:14 <hopps> lol
55:17 <hopps> this is what i do mel
55:19 <hopps> get use to it
55:20 <hopps> or fuck off
55:26 <hopps> we wont stop till you retards piss off
55:26 <Accuracy> I feel sorry for you
55:32 <Accuracy> I honestly do.
55:32 <hopps> you shouldnt
55:34 <hopps> my life isnt fucked
55:36 <hopps> like yours
55:37 <Accuracy> have some kids, travel
55:39 <Accuracy> do something..
55:45 <hopps> no need to have kids
55:49 <hopps> when i do i will
55:53 <hopps> they wont be in your circumstances
55:56 <hopps> unplanned
55:59 <hopps> and to irc loser pedos
56:02 <Accuracy> if you want me to piss off I will
56:03 <Accuracy> :)
56:03 <hopps> same goes for darren
56:06 Part: Accuracy ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
56:08 <hopps> darren had his kid to a fat fuck
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