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00:19 <jessica> who are top 5 best looking do you think
00:25 <jessica> is jonfen up there
00:39 <jessica> kunnybunny
00:47 <Kelevra> I can't say anyone I fuck is good looking
00:48 <President_Trump> tisk
01:10 <Kelevra> and joel looks like a mr potato head figurine to me
01:19 <jessica> not from the long list of people you've fucked, jus from irc in general
01:26 <jessica> Darren
01:28 <jessica> ?
01:33 <Kelevra> I think mrdanger was nice looking
01:55 <Kelevra> x_over looks nice
02:00 <jessica> did you meet them all @ an IRC party?
02:08 <Kelevra> geoff/phantom is nice looking
02:14 <jessica> x_over is a creep, now you are playing with me
02:23 <jessica> phantom is a hot pizza man is he
02:24 <Kelevra> nah I've not met x_over or mrdanger
02:36 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllll @ phantom the hot pizza man
02:54 <Kelevra> I met phantom playing pool at kings
03:37 <President_Trump> just phantom?
03:44 <jessica> I must request a brow pic from him when he is next online
03:57 <Kelevra> nah iCER, nickson, kaneo and maryjo
05:01 <jessica> are they all hotties
05:12 <JackTheRipper> maryjo sounds like an interesting character
05:14 <Kelevra> iCER has a monobrow
05:17 <JackTheRipper> tell us more about maryjo
05:30 <Kelevra> she used to be an ircer
05:32 <jessica> does iCER also use the nick plivent?
05:37 <Kelevra> nah
05:40 <jessica> o
06:05 <jessica> where is maryjo now
06:13 <jessica> bring her to #nh
06:22 <Kelevra> if you youtube carl topper there used to be a news thing with th trial between TheWJM and iCER on it
06:30 <Kelevra> iCER totally fucked himself
06:35 <JackTheRipper> iCER is a swarve bastard
07:04 <Kelevra> he tried to extort $30 from TheWJM over irc and TheWJM took him to court
07:09 <Kelevra> it's fkn hilarious
07:23 <JackTheRipper> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSnGfq-hmqg
07:27 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Austnet many years ago, iCER's court case (Jun 18, 2011) Length: 1:33 - Category: Nonprofits & Activism - 1,630 views views - likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
07:30 <JackTheRipper> thats icer and Carl Topping
07:54 Join: weightloss101 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
07:58 <Kelevra> then bill aka iCER applied for this job and copped an email telling him to fuck off and don't bother with a response of approval with the job cause they knew what kind of shit he was lol
07:58 <JackTheRipper> this was over austnet, jessica.
08:05 <Kelevra> I pissed myself laughing
08:13 <Kelevra> felt sorry for him but it's laughable
08:32 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNC-4AnOjyU
08:37 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Importance Of Time Out and Taking A Break By Carl Topping (May 17, 2016) Length: 3:19 - Category: Education - 26 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
08:39 <jessica> I remember the nicknamw iCER
09:14 <JackTheRipper> "So I've got hundreds and hundred of clients who can't get A emails and their websites"
09:15 <Kelevra> doesn't make sense if you've only been on for 2 months.. although you do seem like a massive liar
09:33 <JackTheRipper> Bill Giankis
09:39 <Kelevra> spelt wrong
09:52 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o42efcoS5q8
09:56 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Young at Heart (Feb 16, 2014) Length: 2:51 - Category: Music - 22 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
09:57 <President_Trump> is that him?
10:29 <jessica> i was joking
10:35 <jessica> about the 2 months
10:38 <JackTheRipper> rofl no
10:46 <jessica> i don't think any new people would come on IRC
10:51 <jessica> only oldschool IRC dorks
11:59 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
12:04 <JackTheRipper> Kelevra did you ever meet iCER?
12:09 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h nate
12:22 <JackTheRipper> Or Bill Gianakis?
12:54 <Kelevra> yes
12:58 <JackTheRipper> ooerrr
12:59 <Kelevra> many times
13:05 <JackTheRipper> he lived in Frankston, yes
13:06 <JackTheRipper> ?
13:10 <Kelevra> nah
13:13 <JackTheRipper> oh
14:27 <JackTheRipper> Kelevra did you ever feel sorry for Carl Topping when "his clients A couldnt access their emails or websites?"
15:01 <Kelevra> nah as I said, I threatened to kill his dog
15:02 <President_Trump> Kelevra did u know chucky well?
15:26 <Kelevra> who is chucky? it rings a bell but i've never met that person
15:44 <JackTheRipper> Carl used to live behind the main street strip in Cranbourne
16:01 <Kelevra> okay
16:15 <Kelevra> he tried to fuck ice_flare
16:30 <JackTheRipper> ice_flare is a loser
16:38 <Kelevra> if you say so
16:45 <jessica> why was he unsuccessful?
16:49 <JackTheRipper> one of the munters inc
16:52 <JackTheRipper> a loser like you Kelevra
16:54 <Kelevra> carls old
17:01 <jessica> he looks like a catch
17:02 <Kelevra> couldn't catch him
17:30 <Kelevra> JackTheRipper I'm a loser? LOL be you.
17:36 <jessica> Matty has now flipped
17:42 <Kelevra> yesh
18:07 <JackTheRipper> Kelevra is a major loser, along with all the munters inc
18:11 <President_Trump> calm down matty, go and take your lithium
18:14 <JackTheRipper> top shelf loser
18:15 <Kelevra> if you say so
18:28 * JackTheRipper grabs his ice pipe
18:53 <Kelevra> how impressive, lets announce our drug content online
18:56 <Kelevra> so cewl
19:11 * JackTheRipper blows the smoke in Kelevras general direction
19:19 <jessica> oh dear
19:25 <jessica> he's all amped up now
19:35 <jessica> matty is gonna lose it
19:42 <JackTheRipper> jessica, spread em baby
19:57 <jessica> I'm not just a sex object matty!
20:06 <JackTheRipper> you cheating on me?
20:28 <JackTheRipper> Kelevra, where is Darren now?
20:57 <President_Trump> what time did darren arrive? 12pm?
21:07 <President_Trump> did u go to lunch?
21:23 <JackTheRipper> Did he at least call ahead and ask if you needed milk and bread?
21:35 <Kelevra> huh?
22:12 <JackTheRipper> Just read it again and answer the q's babe
22:43 <Kelevra> 1pm, no, no I've got my cupboards and fridge full
22:47 <Kelevra> :)
22:56 <Kelevra> anymore questions LOSER?
23:00 <JackTheRipper> Kelevra, I'd like to meet if that's okay?
23:08 <Kelevra> nah no thanks
23:14 <JackTheRipper> I'd like to meet up with you and all the munters inc
23:49 <JackTheRipper> it will be like a massive irc reunion, you, the munters, my good self etc
24:10 <President_Trump> it's true Kelevra does have a full fridge and freezer
24:15 <Kelevra> muntersinc now has eddie, go meet him
24:42 <Kelevra> apparently he's gay, you'll fit in well
24:52 <JackTheRipper> night guys, Kelevra call me.
24:57 Quit: JackTheRipper ([email protected]) Quit:
24:57 <Kelevra> nah
26:01 <Kelevra> that person is weird
26:09 <jessica> oh dear
26:13 <jessica> i hope matty is ok
26:26 <Kelevra> one more puff and he might explode
26:33 <Kelevra> or implode
26:40 <Kelevra> whichever suits you
32:30 <nate> Trump i NEED a SMOOCHIE
34:02 <Kelevra> get a room
37:03 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
38:49 <President_Trump> he is very attracted to me
39:34 <Kelevra> well that's got to be nice for you
39:42 <President_Trump> <nate> jens big tt's
39:42 <President_Trump> <nate> yum
40:37 <Kelevra> I have no idea who jen is but I bet she's a lowlife scum like I've been informed
41:13 <President_Trump> how can u not know who she is if u are hanging around with darren?
41:49 <Kelevra> she's the dipshit who claimed he did something unfortunate to her.
42:11 <President_Trump> lololllllllllllllllllllllllllll
42:12 <Kelevra> I know the story, dunno what she looks like, dunno who she is, I doubt I care to know.
42:31 <President_Trump> and you feel safe with darren in your unit???
42:37 <Kelevra> yeah
42:45 <President_Trump> you should call the cops
42:50 <Kelevra> as I said I've had him over multiple times
43:05 <President_Trump> tell the cops President_Trump warned you
43:07 <Kelevra> my kids play with his son
43:21 <Kelevra> tell the cops you're ugly and a faggot.
43:29 <President_Trump> lololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
43:49 <President_Trump> will you visit darren in jail?
43:51 <jessica> yes
43:55 <jessica> its true, he is
44:10 <Kelevra> will you still be ugly tomorrow?
44:28 <jessica> he is very unfortunate looking
44:29 <President_Trump> only if i get ugly overnight which is highly unlikely
44:31 <jessica> very
44:47 <Kelevra> my gosh buddy boy
45:05 <jessica> got some fucked up teef
45:10 <Kelevra> stop looking in magazines thinking they're mirrors of you
45:20 <President_Trump> look u can judge for yourself
45:21 <President_Trump> http://imgur.com/Q3MsM5m
45:31 <Kelevra> jessica states you're ugly therefore you are
45:44 <jessica> AAHAHAHAH nate the matchstick head
45:59 <Kelevra> yuck
46:10 <jessica> that's nate
46:18 <jessica> he is harmless
46:23 <Kelevra> either way
46:25 <jessica> jus a gym dork
46:28 <Kelevra> I donotlike.com
47:02 <Kelevra> I prefer someones skin not to match the bathroom walls
47:20 <jessica> he does look super albino there
47:26 <Kelevra> lol
47:35 <jessica> god he takes the funniest pics/vids tho
47:43 <Kelevra> imagine him drunk with blood shot eyes
47:44 <jessica> funny mother f'er
47:48 <Kelevra> that'd be fkn scary
48:07 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_KnYJ_a8UE
48:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2016 0215 233647 005 (Feb 15, 2016) Length: 1:13 - Category: People & Blogs - 77 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
48:13 <President_Trump> me at the gym
49:23 <Kelevra> The word gym makes me want to convulse
50:07 <Kelevra> jessica what happened to slinky_J coming back from his haircut?
50:20 <Kelevra> maybe his barber killed him
50:37 <jessica> he has a lot of hair, so the appointment goes for quite a few hrs
50:39 <Kelevra> his shitty tatoos might've pissed someone off
50:50 <Kelevra> he doesn't have any hair
51:13 <jessica> not by the end of the haircut he doesn't
51:37 <President_Trump> do u know simba?
51:57 <Kelevra> I arranged to meet him years ago and he bailed
52:03 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
52:05 <Kelevra> I think dylan and myself scared him
52:18 <President_Trump> he hung out with slinky_J for a bit, they were good mates
52:24 <Kelevra> yes I know
52:30 <President_Trump> short little fat greek bloke
52:40 <Kelevra> then he found out josh was weird and crazy and stopped hanging out with him
52:48 <President_Trump> exactly
52:50 <President_Trump> but u know
52:53 <President_Trump> josh is still my bro for life
53:07 * President_Trump slaps slinky_J around a bit with a large trout
53:11 <Kelevra> So is Tobias his brother
53:40 <President_Trump> what is his brother like?
54:08 <Kelevra> very attractive, learned, well travelled
54:15 <Kelevra> total opposite of josh
54:16 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
54:26 <jessica> slinky_J come back or i will slap you into lava
54:36 <jessica> does he have a child
54:50 <Kelevra> yeah
54:53 <Kelevra> ash
54:56 <President_Trump> slinky_J was trying to get jen to go to adelaide on a SA sex tour
55:01 <Kelevra> he once kidnapped him
55:10 <President_Trump> she means his brother
55:21 <Kelevra> that's why he doesn't have custody
55:38 <Kelevra> hasn't seen his boy in yearssssssssssssssssssssss
56:02 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
56:10 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h nate
56:20 <nate> im back after my x rated kisses with trump
56:20 <President_Trump> nate u lifting bro?
56:38 <jessica> nafaniel why you lookin albino for these days
56:44 <Kelevra> hahaha
56:51 <jessica> are you getting enough nourishment?
56:53 <Kelevra> and paint your bathroom
56:59 <Kelevra> !
57:01 <nate> paint NEVER!
57:06 <Kelevra> YES
57:07 <nate> i paint faces ;D
57:11 <jessica> too much KFC
57:17 <Kelevra> wih jizz amirite?
57:19 <President_Trump> Kelevra said u were cute nate
57:22 <Kelevra> with*
57:27 <nate> cute like a rash
57:33 <Kelevra> exactly
58:05 <nate> nah i dont go in the sun much, i would go with trump
58:21 <jessica> you didn't look that white before
58:28 <nate> trump u hit the beach bro
58:36 <President_Trump> nate u need a gf like jessica
58:43 <nate> jessica rabbit?
58:50 <nate> lolol
58:51 <jessica> she a ranga too
59:01 <jessica> 2x matchstick heads
59:01 <President_Trump> nates a blonde bimbo now
59:11 <nate> i need a girlfriend like breathing;l
59:14 <nate> lolol
59:18 <nate> trump!
59:22 <nate> TRUMPPP
59:27 <jessica> Kelevra will you meet nate
59:39 <Kelevra> you just need a beating heart and open legs
59:39 <President_Trump> nate is a good babysitter
59:46 <Kelevra> I mean an open mind..
59:48 <President_Trump> for when u are at the ambassedo
59:50 <President_Trump> r
00:04 <Kelevra> jessica I'm off the market
00:20 <jessica> you have a partner?
00:25 <President_Trump> what is darren doing atm?
00:31 <nate> Kelevra is happily married to trump
00:38 <jessica> its DazzlingDas isn't ir
00:40 <jessica> it
00:44 <jessica> i knew it
00:49 <jessica> Daz
01:37 <Kelevra> Nah I've got a 1 and 2 year old
01:55 <President_Trump> why dont u go with bassbabe anymore
01:58 <nate> trump has been busy
02:02 <Kelevra> I don't have time to fuck or have a relationship, that's why some genius invented vibrators
02:05 <jessica> that's ok, nate loves kids
02:32 <nate> wot are the kids gonna watch us kiss trump;l
02:33 <Kelevra> possibly too much?
02:45 <jessica> he is not a pedo
02:48 <jessica> jus a dork
02:54 <Kelevra> President_Trump should just put out for nate
02:59 <Kelevra> I vote for it
03:06 <nate> yes hes my last chance for irc love
03:09 <Kelevra> the desperation is gettin to me
03:09 <President_Trump> put out again u mean?
03:19 <Kelevra> yeah okay again
03:40 <President_Trump> ok
03:48 <Kelevra> maybe you'll get a %
04:19 <jessica> Kelevra who is the next targer from IRC you will meet and fall pregnant by?
04:23 <President_Trump> a % of what? how does it work at the ambassedor?
04:25 <jessica> target
04:32 <steven_> looooooooooool
04:45 <nate> jessica sounds like moonsmooh now :L
05:00 <Kelevra> jessica I'm not sure there's any eggs left in my basket
05:13 <Kelevra> wait until next easter
05:27 <steven_> <thirsty> im gonna fucken kill u cunt
05:32 <nate> make sure trump pays child support
05:33 <Kelevra> lol
05:38 <jessica> steven is back i don't care about your sex antics anymore i am only interested in his ice skating stories
05:39 <steven_> <President_Trump> look at amelia pig
05:39 <steven_> <President_Trump> cant handle another female in nh
05:46 <steven_> i have a sore back
05:47 <Kelevra> steven_ he couldn't kill a fkn thing
05:49 <steven_> and neck
06:01 <nate> steven i will fly over soon
06:03 <steven_> i fell over one time!
06:03 <nate> to RUB u!
06:09 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
06:26 <jessica> why did you fall
06:34 <jessica> was there a dishwasher in the ice rink?
06:41 <Kelevra> LOL
06:42 <steven_> ha ha ha
06:51 <steven_> it was coming to the end
06:59 <steven_> so i got cocky
07:06 <steven_> landed on my face
07:12 <jessica> BWAHAHAHAHA
07:14 <President_Trump> steven_ is shit at sport
07:14 <steven_> nuh i landed on my back
07:15 <jessica> ice burn
07:17 <steven_> fuck off
07:19 <steven_> i was the best
07:22 <nate> jessica will pop by and rub you steven she is 5minutes drive away :D
07:26 <President_Trump> trump #1 in nh
07:27 <steven_> ha ha ha
07:33 <jessica> we are meeting at malaga
07:45 <steven_> why you telling people..
07:45 <jessica> trump you are shit jus fuck off
07:57 <Kelevra> blow him
08:00 <Kelevra> away..
08:02 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
08:07 <nate> yay meat up!
08:09 <President_Trump> Kelevra is it that obvious she likes me?
08:12 <steven_> President_Chump
08:26 <Kelevra> somewhat she finds you to be interesting I think
08:35 <Kelevra> from an outsiders perspective
08:36 <President_Trump> she does indeed
08:37 <jessica> hardly
08:40 <jessica> he wishes
08:50 <Kelevra> aww you're so adorbs
08:53 <steven_> keyword
08:55 <steven_> hard
08:56 <jessica> his stupid curly red hair irritates me
09:09 <Kelevra> or tantilates you
09:16 * Kelevra whistles
09:26 <President_Trump> makes her ovaries hot
09:30 <jessica> he has a dirty husky voice from smoking cigarettes for 35 yrs
09:34 <Kelevra> that's so weird
09:36 <jessica> he is disgusting
09:44 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
09:52 <nate> baby maker trump!
09:53 <Kelevra> who wants their ovaries cooked? sunny side up or scrambled?
10:09 <President_Trump> she wants her ovaries TRUMPED
10:22 <Kelevra> omg you just ruined everything
10:26 <Kelevra> trump and sex..
10:30 <Kelevra> fucking gross
10:52 <steven_> President_Trump only has sex with other guys
10:55 <Kelevra> If I were near you I'd chuck your penis in a blender
11:00 <President_Trump> <Warren1984> my hypothesis is to make money and get pussy, you need to be organized and use knowledge
11:21 <Kelevra> I only have sex guys, at least he and I have something in common
11:23 <President_Trump> been on d$p his entire life loolllllllllllllllllllll
11:25 <Kelevra> ^.^
11:25 <jessica> yes, organisation skills get me hot
12:01 <jessica> steven_ did you buy a hot dog
12:05 <jessica> tell me
12:11 <Kelevra> is warren from mulgrave?
12:17 <Kelevra> oh my bad
12:21 <President_Trump> no from perth
12:53 <President_Trump> jen met him during her sex tour
12:55 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
13:07 <President_Trump> i am prretty sure no exchange of bodily fluids occurred tho
13:18 <Kelevra> so people actually do sex tours?
13:23 <President_Trump> jen does
13:24 <Kelevra> it seems quite odd
13:25 <jessica> Trump has a crush on jenn
13:42 <jessica> he is the resident #nh gossip queen
13:42 <President_Trump> she is ok but she lies all the time
13:57 <Kelevra> I thought you said trump fucks men
14:35 <jessica> he fucks men also
14:44 <Kelevra> wow that's weird
14:45 <jessica> hence why he likes jenn
14:55 <Kelevra> she's manly I suppose?
15:11 <jessica> nah she's many things but i can't say she's manly
15:22 <President_Trump> she has a lovely voice
15:47 <jessica> yes, beautiful singing voice
15:49 <Kelevra> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11205047_833301256738852_4072174164593093905_n.jpg?oh=9acd86db485c2ca0a7b43a7eb4830b92&oe=57F01EBA&__gda__=1479217712_d6d7b89894e3df97614150bc87348de4
15:55 <jessica> ask her to belt out a tune for you
15:59 <Kelevra> she looks mentally disturbed
16:01 <President_Trump> lolollllllllllllllllllllll
16:10 <President_Trump> she was on antidepressants there
16:29 <Kelevra> well she looks fkn batty
16:29 <jessica> she is mentally disturbed which would be fine if she didn't drag other people into her fucked up world
16:45 <Kelevra> bloody oath
16:50 <jessica> i think she looks fairly normal
17:05 <jessica> jus a normal looking girl, with a lot going on behind the scenes
17:13 <steven_> hahahaahahahahaahahahaha
17:34 <Kelevra> she's a fkn downy
17:35 <steven_> ewwwwwwwwwww
17:36 <President_Trump> the positions of her body werent very normal when i met her at cheong park car park
17:42 <steven_> i wouldnt give her the time of day
17:52 <steven_> even if her legs were open
17:55 <jessica> you don't think she looks normal?
18:11 <steven_> not that picture
18:16 <steven_> i have seen one of her that looks ok
18:23 <jessica> i don't care for her, i think she's useless, but her appearance is normal
18:45 <Kelevra> she looks disturbed dude
18:48 <jessica> you wouldn't think ugly if she walkes past you in the street and also wouldn't look twice
18:56 <steven_> she is ugly
19:05 <Kelevra> I would've fucked her and kicked her out at sunrise
19:13 <Kelevra> poor dazzles
19:13 <jessica> fairy nuff, i don't see her as ugly
19:21 <steven_> you think she is pretty?
19:25 <jessica> no
19:27 <Kelevra> not saying she's ugly
19:27 <steven_> mwhaaha
19:34 <Kelevra> she just looks batshit crazy
19:36 <jessica> i think she is jus normal average girl
19:42 <steven_> just like me
19:44 <Kelevra> fkn christ woman
19:46 <jessica> hence why i wouldn't look twice
19:52 <steven_> i just an average guy with a large penis
20:00 <Kelevra> CAN'T YOU TELL WHAT CRAZY LOOKS LIKE
20:03 <President_Trump> and one testicle
20:09 <Kelevra> it's like her
20:09 <steven_> yes and one nut
20:10 <jessica> i can be very naive Kelevra
20:13 <jessica> i will pay that
20:15 <steven_> half the mess
20:31 <steven_> 1/2 a teaspoon
20:35 <Kelevra> I'll stand by you, you'll not be niave little miss jessica
20:47 <President_Trump> she ripped darren's heart out of his chest and crushed it to pieces Kelevra, so you must have sex with him tonight
20:52 <jessica> Melanie loves me
20:58 <steven_> who is melanie
21:02 <jessica> Kelevra
21:04 <Kelevra> fuck off President_Trump
21:09 <jessica> Smelanie
21:10 <Kelevra> I'm Melanie
21:13 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:15 <steven_> any good ?
21:18 <steven_> mwhahahaa
21:21 <Kelevra> yes I'm fond of this Messica lady
21:30 * steven_ pushes jessica aside
21:43 <steven_> hahahahahahah
21:52 <President_Trump> steven_ she has hung out with slinky_J a lot in real life loollllllllllllllllllllllll
22:00 <steven_> slinky isnt that bad
22:05 <steven_> more normal then most of you
22:10 <Kelevra> I don't lick, kiss or fuck women but I'll pat jessica on the back
22:16 <President_Trump> he is ok when he isnt whining
22:25 <Kelevra> steven_ meet him then tell me babe
22:28 <steven_> i call that entertainment
22:43 <steven_> i talk to him on skype
22:50 <steven_> he is a fat cunt these days
22:58 <President_Trump> he is a deep thinker lolllllllllllllllllll
22:58 <steven_> not as fat as most of his friends tho
23:00 <jessica> he always been chubby bubby
23:04 <Kelevra> he was back when I knew him aswell
23:13 <jessica> aw his friends are fine
23:16 <Kelevra> fatty mc fattapold
23:16 <steven_> hahaha
23:19 <jessica> bully
23:22 <steven_> his fat mate almos sat on his rat
23:25 <steven_> it was so funny
23:27 <President_Trump> he is eating stew to lose weight
23:30 <jessica> AHAAHHAHAAHHAAA
23:35 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
23:40 <steven_> i made kunny cry on skype today
23:46 <Kelevra> LOL
23:47 <steven_> now he wants to kill me
23:49 <jessica> AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
24:04 <jessica> my poor kunnybunny
24:08 <President_Trump> how come?
24:12 <steven_> i talk to him like he just robbed my house
24:20 <jessica> did you make fun of his curly hair
24:27 <steven_> President_Trump
24:30 <steven_> post some pics
24:37 <steven_> from the archive
24:53 <President_Trump> no archive
25:07 <steven_> you got any of the ones i sent u
25:14 <President_Trump> got nothing
25:26 <steven_> no more pics for you trumpy
25:46 <jessica> preztrumpy, #1 useless
26:12 <Kelevra> did he pull out a gun on cam?
26:18 <Kelevra> or a knife or sword?
26:20 <President_Trump> im most disappointed losing my 10 tisk videos
26:22 <steven_> he pulled out
26:26 <steven_> some kind of weapon
26:28 <President_Trump> especially the personalised President_Trump one
26:32 <steven_> i just done this kick
26:41 <Kelevra> that's cute
26:44 <steven_> and told him that weapon would be on the otherside of the room
26:45 <steven_> hahaah
26:49 <Kelevra> maybe he likes you
26:54 <jessica> you did a kick?
27:01 <steven_> i had my video on
27:06 <jessica> vid said kick and post to YouTube
27:18 <steven_> i also showed him how i would punch him in the mouth
27:25 <Kelevra> he's precious
27:29 <jessica> you pair of dorks
27:33 <Kelevra> very special
27:42 <President_Trump> is he a good root Kelevra?
27:46 <steven_> not bad
27:48 <jessica> I'm imaging you kicking and punching in your garage
27:55 <jessica> you will be the new christopher
28:01 <steven_> ha ha
28:08 <jessica> AHAAHAHA
28:13 <Kelevra> my housemate rooted him, he threatened to pour acid in my face and kick me in the stomach when I was pregnant with my eldest
28:22 <jessica> i know when you get angry when you do the ha ha ha
28:22 <steven_> hahaha
28:24 <steven_> kunny 101
28:25 <President_Trump> loollollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
28:30 <steven_> i dont get angry
28:37 <jessica> relax dork
28:39 <Kelevra> closest that fucker is getting to my vadge is if I stab him and he lands near my crotch
28:40 <jessica> calm down
28:41 <Kelevra> :)
28:42 <steven_> `ban all
28:42 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*wiz@*.amnet.net.au
28:45 <steven_> hahahaah
28:48 <jessica> ice skating queen
28:49 <steven_> what the actual fuck
29:07 <steven_> all using irc.austnet.org AustNet
29:09 <steven_> `unban all
29:09 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*wiz@*.amnet.net.au
29:15 <President_Trump> Kelevra why did he threaten to do that?
29:18 <Kelevra> not nice buddy
29:18 <steven_> haha
29:24 Nick: jessica is now known as amelia
29:26 <steven_> i am a good iceskater
29:48 <Kelevra> cause anthony and I wouldn't put up with him so we went to his local pub and asked him to come down and join us
29:54 <Kelevra> he took that as a threat
30:12 <Kelevra> then when anthony and I had a falling out anthony sent joel boob pics of me
30:29 <Kelevra> then my housemate threatened joel cause i threatened her
30:34 <Kelevra> and everything got deleted
30:35 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgmx7z49OEk
30:35 <Kelevra> :)
30:39 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jennifer Lopez - Ain't Your Mama (May 6, 2016) Length: 5:09 - Category: Music - 145,774,682 views views - 1,155,645 likes (93.7%), 78,299 dislikes (6.3%)
30:44 <Kelevra> long story short but interesting yes
30:46 <Kelevra> :)
30:55 <steven_> milk T T's
31:15 <amelia> send boob pics @ me
31:17 <President_Trump> what did u say when he made the threat?
31:47 <steven_> i aint going to cook you're dinner im not yo mamma
32:37 <steven_> where is stevielolz
33:01 <amelia> i already asked for her
33:10 <amelia> darren is withholding her from us
33:16 <steven_> hahaha
33:26 <President_Trump> Kelevra said stevielolz was fake
33:39 <slinky_J> mel
33:44 <President_Trump> funny how stevielolz doesnt come on when darren is accounted for
33:49 <Kelevra> yes joshua
33:50 <amelia> slinky_J how was your haircut
33:54 <slinky_J> hey
33:55 <President_Trump> slinky lolollllllllllll hey bro
34:02 <President_Trump> where u been?
34:08 <slinky_J> how are you
34:12 <slinky_J> and the girls?
34:24 <Kelevra> I'm excellent, they're great.
34:31 <Kelevra> how are you?
34:32 <slinky_J> :)
34:36 <Kelevra> :)
34:41 <President_Trump> slinky_J mel is going to watch
34:53 <amelia> why are you being nice @ each other
34:58 <slinky_J> I'm good.
35:03 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsbeemdD2rQ
35:07 <Kelevra> that's how fake friendships work.
35:08 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fifth Harmony - All In My Head (Flex) ft. Fetty Wap (Jun 23, 2016) Length: 3:31 - Category: Music - 37,803,368 views views - 649,834 likes (93.7%), 44,062 dislikes (6.3%)
35:16 <steven_> FLEXXXXXXXX
35:21 <slinky_J> My friend just went home.
35:30 <amelia> slinky_J Melanie said you had no hair and i told her fuck off he has beautiful luscious locks ok
35:47 <Kelevra> he's bald, always has been..
35:54 <President_Trump> lol
35:56 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
35:58 <President_Trump> slinky_J's alright why u picking on him
36:09 <amelia> no he has long jet black hair
36:12 <amelia> down to his bum
36:12 <slinky_J> funny I guess
36:19 <amelia> i saw it with my own eyes
36:38 <steven_> ewwwwwwwwww
36:54 <President_Trump> why were u lookin at his bum?
37:10 <steven_> flexxxx... time to express...........come climb in my bed
37:17 <slinky_J> I am really glad you and the girls are good.
37:30 <amelia> I am also really glad.
37:39 <steven_> me three
37:40 <President_Trump> slinky_J darren is over at her house doing a pedo session
37:44 <amelia> GLaDWRaP
37:52 <slinky_J> I think I will be taking a moment right now.
37:59 <steven_> Amen.
38:07 <amelia> Farewell, enjoy thy moment.
38:58 <President_Trump> slinky_J where is amelie
39:03 <Kelevra> A moment
39:26 <Kelevra> I'll be taking 4 in the mouth 3 in the ass and two in the moot
39:39 <Kelevra> landscaping nigger
39:40 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHP5MKgK0o8
39:41 <steven_> moot
39:42 <steven_> hahaha
39:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Selena Gomez - Kill Em With Kindness (Jun 6, 2016) Length: 3:44 - Category: Music - 84,512,093 views views - 1,192,867 likes (96.5%), 43,798 dislikes (3.5%)
39:46 <nate> Kelevra even types like tony ;l
39:59 <Kelevra> aww geesh
40:03 <Kelevra> that's nice
40:04 <steven_> how big is your mouth?
40:18 <Kelevra> hooge
40:21 <amelia> that sounds adventurous
40:34 <nate> where is that tall bastard these days Kelevra?
40:44 <Kelevra> I can chomp on a tripple quatre pounder
40:56 <steven_> that whistle
40:58 <steven_> in that song is sick
41:13 <Kelevra> triple quarter*
41:28 <steven_> kill em with kindess
41:31 <steven_> kill herrr
41:40 <Kelevra> Selena Gomez..
41:43 <Kelevra> you pedo..
41:47 <Kelevra> she looks 12
42:00 <nate> flip her over
42:02 <steven_> so every song you listen to you want to fuck the singer?
42:07 <Kelevra> neh
42:14 <Kelevra> I'm not into little girls
42:41 <nate> i will fuck fetty wap
42:43 <steven_> im sure i would rather bang selena then you
42:53 <Kelevra> I'm sure you would
42:56 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
43:02 <amelia> her music is shit but she is a lil hottie
43:03 <Kelevra> little girls tickle your fancy
43:04 <nate> poke out his good eye
43:08 <amelia> cute lil face
43:16 <steven_> na
43:20 <steven_> hot girls do
43:21 <Kelevra> at least they don't have to reach down to fondle your balls
43:34 <steven_> just because your pussy is dusty
43:35 <Kelevra> ball sorry
43:38 <nate> isnt every guy after a size 8?
43:41 <nate> LOL
43:49 <nate> comeon now
44:07 <Kelevra> size 8 what?
44:12 <President_Trump> in hollywood it's all size 0 these days
44:13 <nate> penis
44:24 <slinky_J> im after you
44:28 <Kelevra> oh okay
44:33 <nate> slinky_J u are size 8
44:37 <Kelevra> josh i'm quiverin
44:38 <slinky_J> nate
44:39 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllll @ slinky_J
44:46 <steven_> hahahaa
44:55 <President_Trump> slinky_J u have been trying to get Mel for years havent you?
44:56 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdx7gN1UyX0
44:56 <Kelevra> going to lock me in a bathroom with my kids and rob me?
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Justin Bieber - Company (Jun 8, 2016) Length: 3:28 - Category: Music - 88,360,042 views views - 1,548,548 likes (95.5%), 72,634 dislikes (4.5%)
45:07 <Kelevra> o0o00o0o0oer
45:08 <nate> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/03/13/article-2292607-18A0BCA9000005DC-924_634x758.jpg
45:08 <steven_> i would fuck justin over you aswell
45:13 <Kelevra> Melanie knows nuffing
45:49 <amelia> they all sexy
46:12 <President_Trump> why does it say small on all of them i dont get it
46:31 <slinky_J> now you listen
46:41 Kick: slinky_J was kicked by Kelevra (now you listen)
46:43 <amelia> the size 12 is still small she's jus tall
46:43 <nate> trump cause if u size 14 u are dead
46:54 <nate> DEAD!
47:12 <Kelevra> really?
47:18 <steven_> im size 10
47:18 <Kelevra> so I can't ever get fat?
47:20 <nate> lolol
47:31 <amelia> you've had kids
47:38 <amelia> you can get fat
47:40 <Kelevra> I wanted the cushion for pushin someday
47:41 <amelia> but not too fat
47:42 <President_Trump> #nerdhacks Can't invite slinky_J to channel (+V set)
47:47 <nate> no one likes fat nate, dont get fat
48:02 <nate> where is slinky!
48:04 <nate> LOL
48:04 <Kelevra> nate you need some weight
48:05 <steven_> 70kgs
48:12 <amelia> wot size are you Smelanie
48:15 <President_Trump> nate needs some weight? loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
48:24 <nate> i dont need some weight :D
48:29 <Kelevra> you need to deter the eye from your whitey pinkiness paleness appearence
48:40 <amelia> nate isn't small
48:49 <steven_> lololol
48:54 <Kelevra> but he is all I've staed right?
48:54 <amelia> Trump post nates body vids
48:58 <Kelevra> stated*
49:06 <President_Trump> u
49:12 <steven_> nate posts em
49:13 <steven_> haha
49:30 <amelia> I've never seen nate that pale before
49:32 <steven_> im not allowed to post my pics no more
49:33 <Kelevra> pinky pale whitey.. looks like my aunties old wall paper
49:36 <President_Trump> post the cock pics u sent me nate
49:38 <steven_> pliv said im not allowed
49:39 <amelia> i am concerned he is not eating properly
49:43 Quit: SoupNazi ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
49:48 <Kelevra> he needs something changed
49:52 <Kelevra> I like his eyes
49:56 <amelia> you better listen to pliv then
49:59 <Kelevra> maybe he needs mascara
50:05 <steven_> i have
50:07 <President_Trump> all nate does is eat
50:12 <amelia> good lad
50:12 <nate> i eat trumps
50:20 <nate> balls
50:21 <Kelevra> well he needs vitamin d
50:30 <steven_> losing the boyish good looks
50:35 <amelia> Melanie he needs to change his hair
50:35 <Kelevra> yes
50:39 <Kelevra> YES
50:40 <amelia> no more matchstick head
50:41 <Kelevra> see
50:44 <steven_> GOTH
50:47 <Kelevra> improvement house
50:58 Join: SoupNazi ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
50:59 <Kelevra> nate come on, get on board
51:08 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h SoupNazi
51:10 <Kelevra> get a skater boy appearence
51:15 <nate> im gonna stay inside thanks
51:18 <Kelevra> do something
51:22 <Kelevra> NO
51:29 <Kelevra> it's not working for you
51:33 <nate> LOL
51:34 <President_Trump> nate needs to stay inside so he can irc
51:39 <Kelevra> amelia back me the fuck up
51:59 <steven_> nate wants a irc baby
52:00 <Kelevra> our vaginas are stronger when we stand together with forceful words
52:02 <amelia> i like nate as he is
52:07 <amelia> but with diff hair colour
52:12 <nate> i need stevens baby!
52:25 <President_Trump> nate needs a gf like ameliar
52:26 <Kelevra> fkn homo
52:29 * Kelevra sighs
52:29 <steven_> you can have it!
52:52 <nate> i need a gf like trump :D
52:58 <nate> lol
53:04 <Kelevra> what an imaginary one?
53:05 <nate> trump post your pic brah
53:09 <steven_> trump needs to post a pic
53:13 <nate> lol
53:18 <nate> he had one last week
53:18 <steven_> pussy dick ugly fuck
53:22 <nate> repost it
53:26 <President_Trump> amelia has already described me
53:30 <steven_> husky
53:37 <amelia> ranga
53:40 <amelia> cigarettes
53:43 <Kelevra> he possibly got a pie delivered by his mum on her way from the brothel she works at
53:49 <amelia> curly frizzy frog hair
53:50 <Kelevra> THERE'S NO PROOF
53:52 <amelia> obese
53:56 <steven_> frizzy frog
54:00 <amelia> coughing
54:04 <amelia> filthy
54:05 <President_Trump> fizzy frog is my sister
54:11 <nate> YUCKY
54:39 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHzu69V8Z14
54:40 <Kelevra> yeah and you're everyones brother who is too touchy
54:43 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Veronicas - In My Blood (Jun 27, 2016) Length: 3:24 - Category: Music - 832,396 views views - likes (98.1%), 431 dislikes (1.9%)
54:49 <steven_> that song is for you amelia
54:56 <nate> thats my song
54:57 <steven_> mwhaahaha
55:00 <nate> U bitch:)
55:00 <President_Trump> why has steven_ been pedoing the veronicas so much lately lollllllllllllll
55:03 <steven_> that was last week
55:12 <nate> what a slut song
55:28 <nate> already cheating on me
55:39 <steven_> im sure they wouldnt mind a bit of hawkzzzzzz
55:50 <nate> i feel like oskar
55:54 <nate> lol
55:55 <steven_> funny charming
56:13 <Kelevra> oskar the wanker
56:21 <Kelevra> LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
56:25 <nate> funny charming (likes a smoke)
56:28 <nate> hahah!
56:35 <amelia> move over, its amelias time for some steveniceskatinextraordinar lovin
56:42 <steven_> ahahahahahahah
57:05 <Kelevra> weird but okay
57:09 <steven_> end up on my back eitherway?
57:14 <nate> yes meet up, then thestiggs for lamb bbq ;L
57:25 <steven_> no dishwasher needed
57:26 <nate> perfect day
57:31 <amelia> bwahahhaaha
57:32 <steven_> hahaha
57:38 <President_Trump> Kelevra get slinky back
57:40 <steven_> perfect storm
58:03 Mode: (by Kelevra) -V
58:26 <President_Trump> wow Kelevra has taken over with these op commands, amelia could learn a lot from her
58:43 <amelia> she is going to take me under her wing
58:54 <amelia> show me the ropes
59:16 Mode: (by Kelevra) +V
59:22 <steven_> -NickOP- Kelevra is not a registered nickname
59:26 <steven_> really good !
59:40 <Kelevra> yeah and?
59:57 <Kelevra> my other nick is registered
00:10 <Kelevra> it's like having two id's
00:24 <Kelevra> like a keypass and a license
02:24 <Kelevra> weightloss101 is a loser
03:20 <steven_> haha
03:48 <steven_> its so cold
04:04 <President_Trump> what is darren doing?
04:13 <steven_> i love this song
04:13 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsJLLEwUYZM
04:18 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Desiigner- Panda (OFFICIAL SONG) Prod. By: Menace (Dec 20, 2015) Length: 4:08 - Category: Music - 231,088,115 views views - 1,422,003 likes (94.3%), 86,542 dislikes (5.7%)
05:00 <nate> not that song!
05:01 <nate> LOL
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05:38 <Kelevra> daz is watching porn jacking off near a lizard on the balcony..
05:47 <Kelevra> wtf do you think he's doing..
05:50 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/bqsrgb
05:51 <Kelevra> he's relaxing
06:19 <nate> Kelevra u mean blitzkreig?
06:26 <Kelevra> yeah
06:37 <steven_> blitz gets around
06:47 <nate> id oil him up
07:36 <nate> dunno bout the rest :D
07:39 <nate> LOL
07:46 <nate> tag steven in
07:56 <nate> hurt his nut again
08:02 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllll
08:06 <President_Trump> why isnt kunny on irc?
08:15 <steven_> my nut is fine
08:25 <nate> no way steven!
08:30 <Kelevra> he's in your house
08:30 <President_Trump> <Kelevra> kunny is an asshole but cute, id fuck him if i had the chance i guesss
08:32 <President_Trump> paste him that
08:35 <Kelevra> in your mummas bed
08:38 <steven_> hahahahaa
08:38 <nate> i cant call u nutty if the nut is fine, think of me
08:42 <Kelevra> BE CAREFUL TRUMP
08:56 <nate> haha Kelevra u said that?
09:01 <nate> LOL
09:02 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/bqssof
09:14 <President_Trump> lol
09:15 <Kelevra> President_Trump if i wanted that little hermy I could have him
09:17 <President_Trump> tell him to come on
09:26 <Kelevra> unfortunately for him I have a brain
09:31 <amelia> I got a bag of lolliez lolz
09:35 <steven_> hahaha
09:35 <President_Trump> i want some lolliez
09:40 <Kelevra> I don't have his number anymore
09:53 <nate> im sure thats hard to get Kelevra
09:54 <nate> lolol
10:07 <Kelevra> not really
10:26 <Kelevra> there's just some people I'd like not speak to to obtain it atm
10:38 <nate> steven has it
10:41 <nate> lol
10:44 <Kelevra> oh okay
10:47 <President_Trump> steven_ and him are like brothers
10:49 <Kelevra> pass it over nigger
10:56 <steven_> hahaha
11:01 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/bqsth9
11:03 <Kelevra> I'll ell joel to come on
11:10 <Kelevra> tell even
11:43 <steven_> here is one for amelia
11:43 <amelia> AAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAA
11:48 <steven_> you ready babez
11:54 <amelia> dis is why kunnybunny cracks me up
11:59 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/bqstsb
12:05 <Kelevra> hahaha
12:09 <Kelevra> he's so funny
12:14 <Kelevra> give me his number
12:16 <amelia> AAHAHAHJAA
12:22 <amelia> LBN
12:37 <Kelevra> joel alexander thompson
12:46 <amelia> bring tisk back
13:03 <Kelevra> he lives near deception bay o my knowledge
13:07 <Kelevra> to*
13:10 <President_Trump> all the mental cases get booted off irc, and now slinky has gone too
13:16 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/bqsubw
13:24 <steven_> fuckng joely
13:26 <amelia> no he is just having a moment ok
13:56 <amelia> aahaaaaaaaahaahahaahhahaahahaha freakin kunny
14:04 <steven_> 'me butt stinks'
14:04 <Kelevra> just give me his number
14:12 <amelia> my fave was prob "whats for lunch?"
14:17 <amelia> ahahahaha its midnight
14:49 <nate> midnight booty call
14:55 <nate> steven wots your number;ll
15:03 <amelia> midnight lunch snack
15:07 <Kelevra> no I meant joels number
15:27 <nate> u may have to grille steven a bit for it Kelevra
15:29 <nate> do your best
15:52 <Kelevra> Eh I can always call and get josh's reaction to get my kit off
15:58 <Kelevra> it's no real loss to me
16:09 <Kelevra> I haven't got much of a heart
16:28 <nate> wot now focus on the number;l
16:45 <Kelevra> which?
16:52 <nate> lol
16:55 <Kelevra> Well if anyone has joels
17:03 * nate rolls into shadsam
17:11 <Kelevra> I'd rather call him than josh
17:17 <nate> lolol
17:18 <Kelevra> but it's a saturday
17:24 <Kelevra> :)
17:24 <amelia> i got a bag of lolliez lolz
17:31 <Kelevra> well technically a sunday
18:14 <steven_> coffee
18:15 <steven_> lols
18:16 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/bqswaq
18:22 <steven_> ok $5 paypal for more joel logs
18:45 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHAHAHA
18:51 <amelia> he dribbles so much
18:58 <Kelevra> who?
19:01 <amelia> rants
19:06 <amelia> kunnybunny
19:12 <steven_> he has 20 lines to my 1
19:22 <Kelevra> oh I get him going
19:22 <President_Trump> steven_ getting owned by joel
19:40 <amelia> Melanie has a crush on me
19:51 <Kelevra> just charging my phone atm then I'll call josh or joel
20:04 <President_Trump> call josh hes left irc forever get him back
20:12 <Kelevra> amelia I'm not that crazy about you, I just think you're funny
20:21 <steven_> one more
20:24 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/bqsx12
20:27 <steven_> loooooool
20:33 <steven_> getting owned by joel
21:10 <amelia> old fashioned passionate ass woopin
21:22 <amelia> the timestamps ahahahaa
26:04 <Kelevra> do you have his number?
26:16 <nate> i have his number
26:24 <nate> i am lying ;D
26:25 <President_Trump> call up josh Kelevra
26:28 <nate> woOOOp
26:29 <President_Trump> u need to get him back
26:31 <President_Trump> after u scared him off
26:37 <nate> u got skype Kelevra u can get him on dat
26:40 <President_Trump> he is nerdhacks dna
26:44 <Kelevra> okayyyyyyyyyy
27:06 <Kelevra> let me pee and I'll get onto it
27:19 <nate> join steven on his chat
27:21 <nate> lol
27:34 <nate> STEVEN talk to Kelevra!
27:36 <nate> u bitch
27:55 <Kelevra> he's skyping?
28:26 <nate> yeah steven might be skyping him now
28:39 <nate> then again he said he made him cry
28:42 <Kelevra> who joel or josh?
28:52 <nate> kunny yeah
28:57 <Kelevra> ahh okay
29:02 <nate> kunny bunny as amelia would say
29:03 <Kelevra> I'll hit up josh
30:09 <Kelevra> I need my phone to charge a little more it's only 24%
30:18 <Kelevra> I wish I was 24%
32:31 <steven_> where is pliv
32:43 <Kelevra> in your dads bed
32:55 <Kelevra> making shmookies
33:11 <President_Trump> when was he last on?
33:30 <Kelevra> when you were popular
33:35 <Kelevra> so ages ago.
33:41 <President_Trump> he is on now?
33:48 <Kelevra> no.
34:02 <President_Trump> he must be if when im popular
36:57 <steven_> so many fake profiles add me on facebook
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40:24 <President_Trump> Kelevra get josh on the phone and tell him President_Trump wants to rape him
40:56 <nate> is it all about the hot sex trump (yes)
43:42 <Kelevra> I don't like the term rape so Ill say 'make love'
44:11 <nate> ravage
44:33 <President_Trump> yes tell him i will make love to him in teh rape dungeon
44:54 <nate> ravage
44:54 <nate> To grope someone's body in a vicious, wild, and kinky manner.
44:54 <nate> The boy moaned out as the girl ravaged him at random.
45:06 <nate> the girl is trump
45:39 <nate> fuck u storage wars
45:43 <nate> new episode!
46:41 <Kelevra> wow you're boring
47:18 <nate> LOL
47:25 <nate> pale and now boring
47:39 <nate> im winning!
47:46 <Kelevra> I wonder what panties you're wearing?
48:05 <nate> berthday suit
48:15 <nate> bert and ernie are out
48:30 <Kelevra> is your penis a different colour to your face conture?
49:16 <nate> yup brown covered in m&m's
50:14 <Kelevra> okay, that's gross, stop putting chocolate in your undies or inbetweens. I bet trumps hungry though
51:21 Mode: (by Kelevra) +v DoC
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53:28 <President_Trump> ring up slinky and tell him u've got a hard on for trump
54:45 <Kelevra> yeah I'm charging my phone you fuckhead
54:54 <Kelevra> josh alks alot
54:59 <Kelevra> talks*
55:10 <nate> u like da pillow talk Kelevra
55:18 <Kelevra> nah
55:31 <Kelevra> I like pillows for sleepy times
55:41 <President_Trump> she likes pillow biting
55:47 <nate> wot about sharing feelings n such
55:54 <President_Trump> like u do nate
56:05 <nate> yeah i love my trumpy dawg
56:49 <Kelevra> pillow biting means what?
57:04 <nate> really :D
57:24 <nate> its when i fuck trump hard he bites the pillow in extacy
57:34 <nate> something like that
58:06 <nate> MDMA
58:32 <nate> ecstasy looks properly MESSED UP
59:43 <nate> A pillow biter is a man who is being butt-pounded by another man and uses the pillow for biting strength. so he does not scream from the ...
59:51 <nate> thats what google says
00:00 <nate> but i think its for both sexes
00:07 <nate> everyone can pillow bite :D
00:31 <nate> haha biting for strength :D
00:34 <nate> lOLOL
02:08 <nate> TRUMP u awake after the nightclub?
02:09 <nate> :L
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04:03 <Kelevra> aww you upset him
04:12 <Kelevra> okay I'm calling josh
10:42 <steven_> joshy woshy
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39:20 <Kelevra> I called him
39:25 <Kelevra> he's a fkn cunt
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19:38 <Kelevra> hey Bonny
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00:08 <shadsam> `op
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58:17 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/aus4x4sales/videos/591524354330607/
58:18 <steven_> looooooooooooool
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04:49 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/bqyzym
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39:04 <steven_> dear life
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39:14 <burgler> wheres Kelevra
39:29 <burgler> iim gona kick her head off
39:33 <burgler> lmaoo
40:54 <Kelevra> fun times
43:23 <burgler> did shitkrieg bumjack u
43:25 <burgler> ?¿
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45:49 <burgler> cafffff
45:59 <Cath^> joel
47:06 <burgler> L-o
48:02 <Cath^> what you up to?
48:02 <burgler> hows choo
48:08 <burgler> nuffin
48:18 <Cath^> kk
49:13 <burgler> hug?¿?¿
49:25 * burgler forgets Cath^ in the desert. awww
50:18 <Kelevra> did you tap your mum last night burgler?
50:54 <burgler> perhaps
51:25 <Cath^> yuk
51:28 <burgler> did u sit on shitzkrieg wiener lastnight prick?
51:35 <steven_> loooooooooooool
52:05 <Cath^> o.o
52:55 <burgler> poo
53:55 <Kelevra> no, did you?
54:09 <burgler> yerp
54:35 <burgler> i been smokin for a week now
54:41 <burgler> :)~
55:56 <burgler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKcPjfMgvy4
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac ft. Dre Dre - California Dreamin' (D-Ace Remix) (Sep 7, 2012) Length: 4:03 - Category: Music - 28,804 views views - 190 likes (97.9%), 4 dislikes (2.1%)
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58:19 Nick: JackTheRipper is now known as JTR
58:45 <burgler> lolz
58:50 <burgler> robbo
58:54 <JTR> LOOOOLLLLLLLLLL @ burgler
59:02 <JTR> Where is lumies?
59:04 <JTR> and melies
59:06 <burgler> iunno
59:11 <burgler> melody is here
59:12 <JTR> and sharti
59:17 <JTR> Who is Melody?
59:25 * burgler sends some DDoS in Kelevra's direction
59:30 <JTR> LOOOOLLLL
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59:35 <JTR> smelanie
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59:41 <burgler> aaaaaaaahahahahahhaha
59:45 <Kelevra> lol
59:55 <nate> poo burgler?
59:59 <nate> lol
00:05 <JTR> Kelevra called me a piss ant before
00:23 <JTR> I do enjoy her stories though
00:27 <JTR> Very good stories
00:36 <burgler> lolzzz
01:00 <JTR> Jelly John will be very angry about her being in #nerdhacks
01:27 <burgler> ive already told bowen about melody and I's plans
01:35 <JTR> LOOOOLLLLLLLL
01:37 <JTR> Excellent
01:39 <burgler> aaaaaaaaaaLoLOLOLOOloLOL
01:51 <JTR> Im sure he was really happy to hear about it all
01:51 <burgler> he blocked me
01:54 <burgler> ignore
01:54 <JTR> LOOOOLLLLL
02:04 <JTR> put you on the iggy did he?
02:23 <burgler> ye
02:36 <burgler> hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
03:10 * burgler slaps Kelevra around a bit with a large trout
04:29 <burgler> wherez temby
04:40 <JTR> Mike Temby
04:47 <JTR> a good mate of Kelevras
04:58 <burgler> lmaoo
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05:04 <burgler> rise of the tembys
05:04 <Kelevra> he's not really bothered by anything or anyone I do
05:25 <JTR> rofl Kelevra trust me he is very bothered
05:27 <Kelevra> I don't keep secrets from john
05:34 <Kelevra> highly doubtful
05:36 <nate> subway date with plivvy!
05:41 <nate> o<O
05:44 <Kelevra> I would've got shot a text if he was bothered
06:06 <burgler> mel0dy
06:25 <burgler> can we watch a movie now???
06:33 <JTR> Not one to hide his emotions is johninja
06:55 <Kelevra> nah I'm expecting company soon
07:08 <steven_> jtr
07:10 <burgler> you idiot
07:11 <steven_> u watching the fight yet
07:12 <steven_> ?
07:16 <Kelevra> yeah he's pretty open when it comes to us sharing details
07:21 <steven_> i havnt seen any of it yet
07:21 <JTR> Yeah the main event just finished
07:25 <steven_> fuck
07:28 <steven_> dont tell me
07:36 <JTR> Its not a very good card man
07:39 <JTR> dont even go out of your way
07:57 <JTR> Ive been watching it since 9 am all the prelims etc
08:01 <burgler> smelevra is shitzkreig cumming over 4 another bumjack?¿
08:22 <steven_> haha
08:24 <steven_> is it over now
08:24 <steven_> ?
08:32 <JTR> yeah they are doing the post fight interview
08:36 <steven_> i just wastch
08:36 <JTR> with the winner of the main event
08:42 <Kelevra> nah Paul's coming over
08:44 <steven_> joanna and the other chick
08:48 <steven_> finale
08:55 <JTR> oh I wanted Claudia to win that
09:01 <JTR> that was a better fight card than this one
09:10 <burgler> holla ya if hear me
09:27 <burgler> stephen dorks
09:36 <burgler> did u go sliding on your face lastnight
09:39 <burgler> please say yes
10:18 <steven_> HEHEHEHE
10:26 <steven_> yeah i broke my back
10:36 <burgler> yes
10:39 <burgler> good news
10:41 <steven_> haha
10:46 <steven_> i didnt fall over all night
10:52 <steven_> then with 10 minutes to go
11:01 <steven_> i pushed all boundarys and landed on my back
11:10 <steven_> hahaha some guy walked up and said you alright man?
11:24 <steven_> i give him the thumbs up because i couldnt speak knocked the air outta me
11:24 <steven_> haha
11:46 <burgler> what did kickit do
12:06 <steven_> she didnt see
12:44 <burgler> lmaooo
13:23 <burgler> pwned yourself
13:38 <steven_> yeh
14:25 <burgler> this is good news
15:37 <burgler> did u feel like a dork at the time
16:11 <burgler> ?
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44:16 <Gregory> Hello DoC
44:41 <burgler> lolz
44:56 <Gregory> ?
46:54 <burgler> gregory matthews?
47:08 <Gregory> Fuck u burgler u filthy cunt
48:06 <burgler> hobbit?
48:26 <Gregory> The sooner ur locked away from society the better.
49:24 <burgler> zat u hobbit
50:00 <Gregory> Degenerate
50:10 <burgler> hobbo
50:22 <burgler> bitchass
50:47 <Gregory> Hehehe
51:14 <Gregory> Feel like shit .
51:19 <burgler> dickcheese
52:28 <Gregory> Sick as a dog
52:46 <burgler> cus ur a pooter guts
52:57 <Gregory> Huh
53:17 <burgler> poofter gutz
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53:25 <Gregory> Pretty sure reason is im just sick
53:40 <burgler> stinky ga
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53:43 <burgler> stinky gay
54:07 <Gregory> Uve lost it mate
54:16 <Gregory> Lost the plot
54:28 <burgler> hobbo
54:55 <Gregory> I feel for ur mother
55:02 <burgler> bitch ass nigger
55:17 <burgler> lets all do the BACKSLIDE
55:20 <burgler> LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
55:48 <Gregory> Making no sense
56:04 <Gregory> Dunno how to respond
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57:04 <burgler> hobbaroodle
57:22 <burgler> shit sniffing dick lips
57:39 <Gregory> Got a week off
57:45 <Gregory> Bitch
57:58 <burgler> so wot
58:07 <Gregory> Then i get paid day i go back
58:16 <Gregory> Take that
58:20 <Gregory> Cunt
58:25 <burgler> and sniff the bosses anus
58:49 <Gregory> I get extra money then too
58:55 <Gregory> Bitch
59:06 <burgler> u getting any goodies phaggot
59:32 <Gregory> I been on 7 day bender
59:43 <Gregory> Coming down
59:47 <Gregory> Hard
00:11 <burgler> some friends shouted me a p just before
00:19 <burgler> :}
00:34 <Gregory> U have nice friends
00:50 <Gregory> Most ppl i kno would never shout
01:31 <burgler> get a half maybe full p for 20
01:44 <Gregory> Fuk that
02:07 <Kelevra> cheap drugs are cheap
02:10 <Gregory> Unless ur bangin it
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03:00 <burgler> melody
03:26 <Kelevra> woel
03:54 <burgler> u give shitzkrieg hand job??
03:56 <Gregory> Slut
03:59 <Kelevra> nah
05:30 <Gregory> Dog
06:21 <burgler> did u kiss him melody???
07:00 <Gregory> Sucker punch
07:26 <burgler> hobbo
07:35 <burgler> u want a slap across the head
08:03 <Gregory> Why
08:24 <burgler> cus
08:38 <Gregory> Cus why
08:49 <burgler> cus ur a bitch nigger
08:55 <Kelevra> nah
09:02 <Kelevra> friends don't kiss
09:07 <burgler> why nottttt
09:20 <Gregory> Thats not very nice burgler
09:21 <Kelevra> last friend I kissed I had a baby with
09:25 <burgler> what about dogz
09:28 <Kelevra> it's just a no go zone
09:36 <burgler> ?¿
09:54 <Gregory> Dogz?
10:35 * burgler belts hobbit over the head with a snowglobe
12:24 <burgler> jelly john
12:35 <Gregory> Kid
12:41 <Kelevra> jelly woel
12:50 <Gregory> Retarded kid
14:55 <Gregory> Full spastic guy
15:58 <burgler> melody the movie title for our movie time is 'The Slut'
16:06 <burgler> rated r18 D:
16:21 <Gregory> Whos Melody
17:01 <burgler> ur uncle
17:16 <Gregory> No
17:23 <Gregory> Liar
17:30 <JTR> Gregory
17:33 <JTR> Nice day
17:46 <Gregory> No its not
18:52 <burgler> bumjack
22:23 <Gregory> blah blah blah
23:18 <burgler> wanna sniff me undes
23:20 <burgler> undies
23:34 <JTR> Gregory sup brother?
23:55 <burgler> robbo
24:02 <Gregory> Nothing
24:17 <Gregory> Watching footy
24:24 <JTR> burgler, guess who Gregory is... It's that cock boy loopyshit
24:35 <burgler> i no
24:48 <Gregory> Lol
24:53 <JTR> cock boy is what the people at work call him
25:03 <Gregory> KING KONG
25:23 <JTR> King Kong aint got nothing on Gregory Peck
25:45 <Gregory> Whoever that is
26:08 <JTR> Gregory where is redaz?
26:16 <JTR> Are we all square with monies owning?
26:42 <Gregory> Dunno cunt hasnt been on since he owed me LOL
26:51 <JTR> LOOOOLLLL
26:55 <JTR> Got his phone number?
26:58 <JTR> I'll give him a bel
26:59 <JTR> l
27:38 <Gregory> Yeah somewhere but no answer
28:50 <JTR> Gregory where is redaz?
29:17 <Gregory> U already asked
29:44 <JTR> Tell me again?
29:54 <Gregory> No
30:21 <JTR> Gregory you off the drugs brother?
30:28 <JTR> Or still sucking cock for a living?
31:42 <Gregory> Who cares
32:13 <JTR> I do brother
32:22 <JTR> I sense you are still a faggot
32:47 <JTR> Looks like we are going to have to call the Anus Police to get all your faggotory crimes ammended.
33:20 <Gregory> Retard
33:27 * JTR dials up the anus police "Yes hello, we have a major homo here, his name is Hobbs and he's harassing all the blokes arses"
34:00 <JTR> Here comes the Anus Police
34:05 <Gregory> Fuckface
34:18 <JTR> i am placing you under arrest for being a major fucking faggot, Gregory
34:25 <JTR> Bums to the wall
34:30 <JTR> there is a faggot on the loose
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37:05 <Gregory> Idiot
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37:26 <Gregory> Embarrassment
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40:25 <JTR> cock boy
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50:45 <damian> steven
50:45 <damian> Or you may be asked to enter this security code: 6867
58:41 <steven_> hahaha
01:15 <Glenn> <*sigh*>
01:38 <steven_> which account is that?
01:45 <steven_> i have made over 20 this week
02:01 <steven_> it was jester who done that shit to our network aswell
02:02 <steven_> hahaha
02:12 <steven_> because domo had started his own server and used our irc
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18:18 <Kelevra> the slut you say?
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23:11 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllll
24:39 <Kelevra> yes 'lol'..
24:55 <JTR> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Kelevra
24:57 <JTR> johninja is on
25:16 <Kelevra> yeah I know
25:27 <Kelevra> I can read and am aware of things..
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30:19 <President_Trump> Kelevra where is daz?
31:34 <Kelevra> he left about 3:30
34:02 <President_Trump> where did he sleep last night?
34:09 <weightloss101> ahahaahahaha
34:14 <weightloss101> Kelevra!!!!!
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35:27 Nick: smackie is now known as PayChildSupport
36:16 <Kelevra> in the spare bedroom.
36:33 <Kelevra> I have 3 queen sized beds in different rooms
36:52 <PayChildSupport> Kelevra: need a roomie?
36:55 <Kelevra> he slept next to his son and I slept in my room with my girls
36:55 <PayChildSupport> lolzzzzzzz
36:57 <President_Trump> where is slinky j?
37:17 <Kelevra> nah I had a housemate once
37:21 <PayChildSupport> where is darren below?
37:29 <Kelevra> josh is possibly dead
37:53 <Kelevra> daz is dropping his kid off and going home
38:05 <PayChildSupport> lolzzzzz
38:08 <PayChildSupport> imo'z
38:45 <Kelevra> I bet you get super lonely
39:10 <President_Trump> werent you going to call josh?
39:15 <PayChildSupport> Melody
39:17 <Kelevra> I did
39:25 <President_Trump> what happened?
39:30 <Kelevra> he was contemplating suicide
39:41 <Kelevra> I told him not to then decided he should
39:48 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllll
39:52 <President_Trump> what did he say
39:54 <Kelevra> hopefully he listened and ended his sad existance
40:11 <President_Trump> he needs me to rape him so he knows what it feels like to be alive
40:12 <Kelevra> I don't know, I hung up on him, he sulks too much
40:20 <PayChildSupport> lolzzzzz
40:23 <PayChildSupport> stinky gay
40:33 <Kelevra> well he did get blown by a guy
40:40 <PayChildSupport> lolzzzzz
40:41 <Kelevra> so gays about right..
40:47 <PayChildSupport> homosexual male
41:10 <President_Trump> phone him up again say you are sorry
41:29 <PayChildSupport> give me jelly johnnys number
41:41 <Kelevra> nah I'll pass
42:33 <PayChildSupport> Melody
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