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00:03:07 <Lumeah> fuck he's a dickhead
00:03:33 <Lumeah> blitzkrieg... get fucked bro.
00:03:33 <anotherirc3r> ?
00:03:55 <Lumeah> was being derogatory elier
00:03:59 <Lumeah> earlier
00:04:09 <anotherirc3r> that's unusual
00:04:57 <anotherirc3r> makes me happy i can't see what he says
00:05:00 <Lumeah> lol
00:05:11 <Lumeah> i should do that as well
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00:31:32 * nate flys into the sun
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00:47:44 <Lumeah> bye nate
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01:08:25 <n0cturne> [17:06] <^bozojim> .er, excuse me... but why are you here?
01:08:26 <n0cturne> [17:07] <President_Trump> when i think about you i touch myself
01:08:27 <n0cturne> LMFAO
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03:03:07 <n0cturne> nerds
03:03:11 <n0cturne> nerds
03:03:16 <n0cturne> wake up
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03:27:24 <domingo> LLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
03:29:33 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*domingo@*.bigpond.net.au
03:29:33 Kick: domingo was kicked by ChanOP ((n0cturne) we have no faggots policy in here so LEAVE faggot)
03:29:50 <anotherirc3r> haha
03:29:53 <anotherirc3r> poor Jerome
03:29:58 <anotherirc3r> how many channels does that make?
03:29:59 <n0cturne> lol
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04:28:43 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPH-uD0YaH8&feature=youtu.be
04:28:48 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gilbert Gottfried in Independence Day (Oct 28, 2014) Length: 1:45 - Category: Comedy - 4,494 views views - likes (95%), 3 dislikes (5%)
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11:23:20 <nate> whahaha!
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14:23:57 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsUWK-fixiA
14:23:59 <nate> llollo
14:24:02 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fergie - M.I.L.F. $ (Jul 1, 2016) Length: 3:40 - Category: Music - 12,751,826 views views - 181,944 likes (80.1%), 45,181 dislikes (19.9%)
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17:20:46 <LA-Baller> where'z dat melies
17:21:01 <LA-Baller> Lumeah
17:21:02 <shitwood> LA-Shitter
17:21:06 <LA-Baller> kelevra
17:21:09 <LA-Baller> bee-girl
17:21:10 <LA-Baller> druidess
17:21:13 <LA-Baller> sharni
17:21:23 <shitwood> LA-Shitter
17:21:35 <LA-Baller> and all the bumjack inbetween
17:21:38 <LA-Baller> lololololollololol
17:21:52 <shitwood> lollllllllll
17:22:24 <LA-Baller> bumjackers paradise
17:22:38 <LA-Baller> from coast to coast we rollin on D's
17:22:46 <shitwood> dicks
17:22:48 <LA-Baller> HPG showin love to the east !
17:22:52 <shitwood> down for the d
17:23:40 <LA-Baller> hpg
17:23:44 <LA-Baller> high powered gangsters
17:23:55 <shitwood> LA-Shitter
17:24:28 <LA-Baller> steven is the channel snowflake
17:25:17 <LA-Baller> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZXHSPcK_aY
17:25:20 <steven_> leave ya laying in your own mess
17:25:21 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac & Spice 1 - Can't Turn Back (D-Ace Remix) (Jun 16, 2014) Length: 3:44 - Category: Music - 7,872 views views - 72 likes (98.6%), 1 dislikes (1.4%)
17:26:16 <LA-Baller> lmaoo at his little boyfriends who come to his house to get a stick and have a cone on cam
17:26:56 <steven_> .
17:27:04 <steven_> never seen anyone come around when u been on skype
17:27:06 <steven_> you poor cunt
17:27:12 <steven_> haha
17:27:26 <LA-Baller> we're veterans of the hood my brother
17:27:33 <n0cturne> looooooopyfaggot
17:27:34 <LA-Baller> noone would look at us sideways
17:27:45 <shitwood> LA-Shitter
17:27:54 <n0cturne> LA-LOSER
17:27:57 <n0cturne> lolololol
17:28:07 <LA-Baller> la baller man
17:28:09 <n0cturne> where's breaker teh loser?
17:28:11 <LA-Baller> L((
17:28:14 <LA-Baller> :))
17:28:47 <n0cturne> i just woke up jen having a shower lolololol
17:28:54 <LA-Baller> i gave jelly john a rev up the other night
17:29:03 <LA-Baller> he resorted to blocking me
17:30:03 <LA-Baller> told him he's an unfit father, left smell with all the kids and his a weak human
17:30:22 <LA-Baller> cheeky arsehole tells me he has a new gf
17:35:04 <n0cturne> lolololol
17:35:10 <n0cturne> shut up loopyfgt
17:37:18 <LA-Baller> doc
17:37:29 <LA-Baller> having sex with your father tonight?¿
17:37:36 <n0cturne> nah ur mum
17:38:05 <n0cturne> she had enjoyed alot on my bed
17:38:39 <LA-Baller> lolz
17:38:44 <LA-Baller> so did kickett
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17:39:54 <n0cturne> well jen is here
17:40:18 <n0cturne> she's making coffee for me ;p
17:43:04 * LA-Baller slaps n0cturne around with a pink Macintosh
17:43:08 <steven_> lol
17:43:37 <DoC> shut the fuck up LA-Loser
17:43:44 <LA-Baller> lmao
17:43:46 <LA-Baller> bitch ass
17:43:54 <LA-Baller> bitch ass nigger
17:44:00 <Blitzkrieg> [17:41:05] * Blitzkrieg sets mode: -v breaker
17:44:03 <Blitzkrieg> Felt WAY too good
17:44:55 <DoC> lolololol
17:48:27 <LA-Baller> shit talking arse bandit
17:48:58 <Blitzkrieg> Who's this faggot?
17:49:06 <Blitzkrieg> Reeks of that junkie loser Joel
17:49:58 <LA-Baller> lmaoo shitzkrieg
17:50:02 <LA-Baller> hey shithead
17:50:21 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXvBjCO19QY
17:50:26 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - Changes ft. Talent (Jul 5, 2011) Length: 4:40 - Category: Music - 34,408,926 views views - likes (96.9%), 6,146 dislikes (3.1%)
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17:50:57 <LA-Baller> no
17:50:58 <LA-Baller> stfu
17:51:04 <LA-Baller> you arsehole cunt steven hawks
17:51:08 <LA-Baller> or ill drop ya
17:51:24 <steven_> shut up dickhead
17:51:28 <steven_> ur a weak fgt
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17:56:39 <LA-Baller> fetch me some foto's of kickett's ass steven dorks
17:57:58 <steven_> WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE NOW
17:58:08 <steven_> i aint a killer but dont push me
17:58:50 <LA-Baller> <steven_> i aint a killer im a bitch nigger
17:59:19 <steven_> yeah so?
17:59:24 <steven_> this bitch nigger will belt you
17:59:30 <steven_> so doesnt say much for yourself
17:59:39 <LA-Baller> belt me
17:59:48 <steven_> give ya a good hiding
17:59:50 <LA-Baller> wat u gona bend me off ur knee n belt me on the butt??
17:59:52 <LA-Baller> lmaooooo
17:59:53 <steven_> then stab ya with your own knife
17:59:56 <LA-Baller> homosexual
17:59:58 <steven_> lmao
18:01:20 <Blitzkrieg> Even tisk could belt LA-Baller
18:01:44 <Blitzkrieg> And he's as co-ordinated as one of those inflated air people outside shops
18:03:41 <LA-Baller> yes
18:03:50 <LA-Baller> tisk would beat me
18:05:05 <LA-Baller> free spins
18:05:08 <LA-Baller> u dirty arab dick
18:06:52 <LA-Baller> bonus cunt
18:06:53 <LA-Baller> lmaoooo
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18:08:45 <LA-Baller> lumiessss
18:08:50 <LA-Baller> ellooo sweetsss it jole~
18:11:44 <LA-Baller> lumiessss
18:11:45 <LA-Baller> ellooo sweetsss it jole~
18:16:27 <Lumeah> Hi hun
18:16:32 <Lumeah> Im cooking
18:16:37 <shitwood> lumiesssss
18:16:45 <Lumeah> Was hungry
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18:29:06 <Lumeah> Mmm nummy
18:30:22 <shitwood> hi lumiessss
18:30:25 <shitwood> hru
18:33:32 <slinky_J> bloooodborrrnnee
18:33:38 <slinky_J> killed 3rd boss earlier
18:33:42 <slinky_J> woop woop was so eazy
18:36:39 Nick: shitwood is now known as jj
18:43:43 <slinky_J> jj
18:43:44 <slinky_J> lolz
18:43:52 <jj> lolzzzz
18:44:03 <slinky_J> my nickname should've been THE PRINCIPLE'S WIFE
18:44:09 <slinky_J> cause I caused that cunt so much troublez
18:44:13 <slinky_J> nawwww
18:44:30 <slinky_J> tho one day he did grab me by the ear after school n i called him a cunt
18:44:43 <slinky_J> fkn christian school ey jj, dude used to use a cain and a flat board
18:44:46 <slinky_J> ouch bums
18:46:08 <jj> yeh boi
18:47:53 <slinky_J> hehe
18:48:01 <slinky_J> not like I didn't enjoy that pain mang
18:48:03 <slinky_J> haha
18:48:14 <slinky_J> spose i better get preppin stew :/ cbf
18:48:21 <slinky_J> so gonna drink n use a knife!
18:48:25 <slinky_J> SHADY!
18:52:38 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GllEDACUbNo
18:52:43 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 50 Cent - Just A Lil Bit (Jun 16, 2009) Length: 4:19 - Category: Music - 134,730,025 views views - 302,108 likes (96.4%), 11,404 dislikes (3.6%)
18:52:44 <steven_> damn baby
18:52:49 <steven_> all i need iz a lil bit
18:56:01 <slinky_J> ahaaa
18:56:28 <slinky_J> i love how that cunt purposefully fkn swears on stage n gets kicked out the country just for attention
18:58:51 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/boznet
19:11:55 <slinky_J> goin bris for my bday ay
19:11:57 <slinky_J> 3 days
19:12:04 <slinky_J> get the fuck outta adelaide
19:12:09 <slinky_J> BADELAIIDE
19:12:10 <slinky_J> LOLS
19:12:19 <slinky_J> who the fk is that choofin
19:12:25 <slinky_J> u grow a beard or something cunt?
19:12:49 * slinky_J knows the secret to any stoner's heart ;)
19:12:56 <slinky_J> HOME MAD MAC AND CHEESE BRO
19:13:03 <slinky_J> USING AS MANY CHEESES AS POSSIBLE!
19:14:20 <steven_> na
19:14:23 <steven_> that is joel
19:14:24 <steven_> hahahaa
19:14:37 <steven_> i thought he was herer
19:14:50 <steven_> :~(
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19:16:40 <slinky_J> joel
19:16:44 <slinky_J> which cunt is joel bro
19:16:45 <slinky_J> i forget
19:16:48 <slinky_J> there's plivent
19:16:50 <slinky_J> and some other dude
19:18:56 <slinky_J> wonder if joel wants mac and cheez ay
19:19:00 <slinky_J> cunt
19:31:42 <Lumeah> Sup fuckers
19:32:07 <Lumeah> He changes it every day
19:32:31 <Lumeah> He's not hete
19:33:12 <Lumeah> La-ballder
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19:36:25 <President_Trump> lolollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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19:38:51 <Blitzkrieg> LOL @ topic
19:39:00 <President_Trump> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-1H2qO0nN_mc/VAbOFMOmcRI/AAAAAAAADtI/L3tcz2UNjpY/s1600/sourpatchkids1.jpg
19:43:41 <slinky_J> fkn
19:43:48 <slinky_J> dudes post pictures of chicks on fb
19:43:52 <slinky_J> they all look the same man
19:43:54 <slinky_J> too much makeup
19:44:09 <slinky_J> LIKE A DOLL
19:44:14 <slinky_J> I so wanna fuck a doll bro
19:44:22 <slinky_J> least she wouldnt talk back ey Blitzkrieg LOLOLS
19:45:21 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
19:45:23 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahah
19:45:25 <Blitzkrieg> True
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19:55:49 <President_Trump> slinky_J 180
19:55:51 <President_Trump> i got that alien shit
19:55:54 <President_Trump> better be good bro
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20:06:21 <slinky_J> ay
20:06:23 <slinky_J> fuck yer
20:06:24 <slinky_J> oi
20:06:34 <slinky_J> I played on the hardest setting at the time which was Hard
20:06:45 <slinky_J> Ino there's a harder setting that I ended up starting
20:06:48 <slinky_J> I'd go with HARD
20:06:58 <slinky_J> because that's the true experience of the game President_Trump
20:07:17 <President_Trump> i will start on hardest setting
20:07:19 <slinky_J> the sounds, noise, music should get you and worrying about the alien should get you big time on Hard
20:07:22 <slinky_J> yeah bro
20:07:22 <President_Trump> not soft like u mate
20:07:24 <slinky_J> I always do
20:07:26 <slinky_J> LOL
20:07:33 <slinky_J> with hard but
20:07:44 <slinky_J> you can't just hide in something and expect to live
20:07:50 <slinky_J> the alien will learn and will find you
20:08:00 <President_Trump> i will rape the aliens
20:08:05 <slinky_J> even if you hold your breath on Hard ur done for
20:08:09 <slinky_J> so u gotta make sure
20:08:15 <slinky_J> u save when you can
20:08:20 <slinky_J> don't waste anything u get
20:08:26 <slinky_J> make everything u need
20:08:44 <slinky_J> on hard the androids bro u can't shoot em in the head once n kill em like on normal and easy
20:08:49 <slinky_J> HARD is the best
20:09:11 <slinky_J> i dunno where i am atm on the hardest mode but the best thing about the game is it doesnt have "levels"
20:09:20 <slinky_J> you just keep going and save when you find a phone
20:09:43 <slinky_J> it's all designed around the technology from Aliens back in the day.
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20:10:09 <slinky_J> you buying it makes me want to play all over again haha
20:10:22 <President_Trump> gimme 4 hours ill have the game finished
20:10:53 <slinky_J> haha
20:10:55 <slinky_J> on easy u would
20:10:58 <slinky_J> not on hard
20:11:05 <slinky_J> lolol
20:11:10 <slinky_J> u will find out how hard the game is bro
20:11:21 <slinky_J> you can't finish it in 4 hours on HARD
20:11:21 <President_Trump> aliens are no match for TRUMP
20:11:35 <slinky_J> sure they are.
20:11:57 <slinky_J> besides you got exploring to do whilst you're keeping away from the alien
20:12:13 <slinky_J> I suggest dying to see how it kills you LOL SO GOOD!!
20:12:24 <President_Trump> i dont think i will die once
20:12:31 <slinky_J> naw bro it gets more difficult as you progress
20:12:41 <slinky_J> and you gotta be smart wit yo inventory yo
20:12:45 <President_Trump> i will dodge the aliens I AM THE ALPHA
20:12:46 <slinky_J> dont craft shit u dont need
20:12:50 <slinky_J> naw
20:12:54 <slinky_J> soon as alien sees u
20:12:56 <slinky_J> got u
20:12:58 <slinky_J> UR DEAD
20:13:04 <slinky_J> srs
20:13:11 <slinky_J> unless u use flamethrower
20:13:19 <slinky_J> but u dont wana waste that shit
20:13:21 <slinky_J> being a HERO
20:13:23 <slinky_J> ALPHA
20:13:24 <slinky_J> lol :P
20:13:32 <slinky_J> I bet u do well bro tell me how it goes aye!
20:13:39 <President_Trump> i will use them up early, then just kill them with a knife
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20:14:07 <slinky_J> lol
20:14:09 <slinky_J> no knife
20:14:14 <slinky_J> this wrench thing
20:14:17 <slinky_J> but on hard
20:14:20 <slinky_J> u die way easy
20:14:23 <slinky_J> u gotta stealth
20:14:27 <slinky_J> crouched most of the game lol
20:14:35 <slinky_J> u will learn to obey game.
20:15:46 <President_Trump> i did panic buying as the sale was finishing, got like 6 games bro, ill try and get around to your alien game at some stage
20:17:13 <President_Trump> i should have just got new doom instead of your kiddy alien game
20:19:33 <steven_> ha
20:19:40 <steven_> #nh proof
20:19:43 <steven_> or it didnt happen
20:19:49 <steven_> you know the DEAL
20:21:31 <President_Trump> what sort of proof
20:22:42 <President_Trump> i dont need proof coz everyone knows my word is gold
20:30:57 <slinky_J> man
20:31:05 <slinky_J> I panicked so many times in Alien Isolation
20:31:20 <slinky_J> I can't wait to hear shit from you after a couple hours gaming it
20:31:36 <slinky_J> I think I might get DOOM
20:31:45 <thestig> trump what games u end up getting
20:32:04 <slinky_J> I keep thinking on things tho cause first Return To Arkham was sposed to be out this month and then WB holds it back so I get BLOODBORNE
20:32:08 <slinky_J> and love bloodborne
20:32:19 <slinky_J> he got this game I suggested trump
20:32:27 <slinky_J> I reckon he will really like it
20:32:40 * slinky_J slaps thestig around a bit with a large trout
20:32:43 <slinky_J> we all good?
20:33:13 <slinky_J> fk I wish I talk more to this chick at Cafe Primo
20:33:24 <slinky_J> bleach blonde hair
20:33:25 <thestig> fuk u slinky
20:33:27 <thestig> :p
20:33:28 <slinky_J> THANK YOU MONROE
20:33:33 <slinky_J> ye boii
20:33:42 <slinky_J> fuk mi 2ce
20:33:59 <slinky_J> fkn if she was like I AM URS
20:34:09 <slinky_J> fantasies right thestig ;D
20:34:28 <thestig> fantasies for dayz
20:34:33 <President_Trump> got some alien shit, niggerba2k16, aoe2, dirt rally, cs, f1, some shit called skylines last second panic buy
20:36:16 <thestig> nice
20:39:06 <President_Trump> f1 reviews are shit
20:39:20 <President_Trump> niggerba only 13 bux
20:41:09 <thestig> should of got squad
20:41:11 <President_Trump> i will play it on my PREDATOR 34 inch
20:41:14 <thestig> looks so good
20:41:34 <thestig> when beta comes out it will probably cost 70 dollars
20:42:03 <President_Trump> i should have, i was just buying anything i could in the last few mins
20:44:35 <President_Trump> http://store.steampowered.com/app/462700/?snr=1_7_7_204_150_4
20:44:38 <President_Trump> should have got that
20:44:43 <President_Trump> play a test match loollllllllllllll
20:46:50 <slinky_J> fucking
20:46:52 <slinky_J> stupid
20:46:53 <slinky_J> fucking
20:46:55 <slinky_J> shit
20:46:58 <slinky_J> I swear
20:47:06 <slinky_J> sometimes I wish I owned my own place
20:47:22 <slinky_J> defer an inspection because I don't actually like this person LOL
20:47:41 <slinky_J> And the guy I do know that is my mum's friend from when she owned the organisation
20:47:49 <slinky_J> he fkn inspected my joint like four weeks ago
20:48:12 <slinky_J> this new shit after mum leaves bro fkn I hear this bitch took over been spending money like crazy
20:48:44 <thestig> cricket captainnnn 201666
20:48:52 <slinky_J> oi President_Trump I really hope you enjoy Alien: Isolation bro
20:49:04 <slinky_J> I prob get back in to it once ur a couple hours in
20:49:07 <slinky_J> on HARD MODE
20:49:15 <slinky_J> U EASY MODE THAT SHIT I WILL BEAT UR DICK OFF ;)
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20:50:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Glenn
20:56:19 <President_Trump> ill hook it up to the 42 inch tv
20:56:23 <President_Trump> ALIEN EXPERIENCE
20:56:29 <President_Trump> and get a big bottle of COKE ZERO
20:56:34 <slinky_J> :D
20:56:35 <slinky_J> nice
20:56:40 <slinky_J> be mad
20:56:48 <slinky_J> I wish my 42 plasma was still workin
20:56:55 <slinky_J> showed Arbition
20:57:01 <slinky_J> red on the screen
20:57:09 <slinky_J> fkn swore the tv was dying
20:57:10 <slinky_J> :(
20:57:20 <slinky_J> AMELIA IS HERE
20:57:32 <slinky_J> #boobs4real
20:57:35 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:57:40 <President_Trump> the 5k tv is broken?
20:57:55 <slinky_J> naw
20:57:56 <slinky_J> 4k
20:57:59 <slinky_J> and it's good
20:58:06 <slinky_J> watching THE DROP in 3d right now
20:58:13 <slinky_J> well 2d - 3d
20:58:13 <President_Trump> brb gotta try and plug all these wires in somewhere
20:58:19 <slinky_J> which i like more than 3d movies
20:58:20 <President_Trump> put your glasses on bro
20:58:29 <slinky_J> watched SCREAM in 2d to 3d was dope
20:58:31 <slinky_J> yer
20:58:37 <slinky_J> and 600 dollar headset bro
20:58:46 <slinky_J> which i got for 518 bucks
20:58:58 <slinky_J> and just out the womb claimed most of it ;)
20:59:08 <slinky_J> haha
20:59:20 <slinky_J> kinda dumb asshole question was that President_Trump?
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21:07:16 <thestig> trump have you seen the game star citizen? looks good
21:07:22 <thestig> not on steam though
21:14:15 <slinky_J> thestig totally ignores me
21:14:24 <slinky_J> can't even send you flowers bro!
21:14:30 <slinky_J> RED ONES LIKE LOVE.
21:14:47 <slinky_J> would send them to amelia but she just throw them in lava and be on here way..
21:15:04 <thestig> haha
21:15:07 <slinky_J> thestig HORIZON: ZERO DAWN
21:15:11 <slinky_J> looks mad as fuck
21:15:22 <slinky_J> I were amelia I get wet over that
21:15:25 <slinky_J> n on my console
21:15:28 <slinky_J> wet all over it.
21:15:33 <slinky_J> buy another one :/
21:16:57 <slinky_J> watched all E3 sony releases
21:17:01 <slinky_J> only 2 I liked
21:17:07 <slinky_J> I mean this zombie one
21:17:10 <slinky_J> day something
21:17:23 <slinky_J> looks mad as fuck but really just building offa other styles
21:17:33 <slinky_J> franchise it and dope but dont make one game
21:17:47 <slinky_J> zombies are so shithouse
21:18:24 <slinky_J> some the rpg shit I saw make me seem like a Warhammer nerd.
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21:23:19 <Lumeah> Hi joshy
21:23:22 <Lumeah> Muwah
21:23:22 <thestig> i think i stick to pc games
21:26:47 <mrwuf> pc = penis cage
21:29:40 <President_Trump> need to find the best fps game thestig
21:30:38 <President_Trump> star citizen ALPHA
21:30:40 <President_Trump> loolllllllllll
21:31:06 <thestig> csgo
21:31:25 <President_Trump> i got that
21:31:27 <President_Trump> 7 bux
21:31:34 <thestig> https://www.twitch.tv/esl_csgo
21:33:13 <President_Trump> that citizen game looks good
21:33:17 <President_Trump> star citizen ALPHA
21:38:20 <President_Trump> when do they start playing stig?
21:39:14 <steven_> joel has quit irc
21:39:28 <President_Trump> y?
21:39:44 <President_Trump> coz of avocado tits?
21:40:58 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/bp1fpw
21:42:04 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/bp1g6n
21:42:51 <slinky_J> lumez
21:43:00 <slinky_J> fucken
21:43:03 <slinky_J> fps
21:43:10 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllll
21:43:13 <slinky_J> playin that flute for a long time now
21:43:16 <President_Trump> get joel back
21:43:23 <slinky_J> play Alien
21:43:25 <slinky_J> and stfu
21:43:29 <slinky_J> just go play it.
21:43:42 <President_Trump> slinky_J get cs-go so i can blow your head off bro
21:43:49 <slinky_J> naw
21:43:55 <slinky_J> ain't no biddy
21:44:00 <slinky_J> cs
21:44:09 <slinky_J> laptop bro
21:44:22 <slinky_J> ever match up to ur pc NO
21:44:53 <slinky_J> my question 4 u President_Trump is: Have you ever broken up a fight?
21:45:27 <President_Trump> u can just hook the laptop up to your tv BRO
21:45:36 <slinky_J> how
21:45:40 <slinky_J> hdmi?
21:45:42 <President_Trump> hdmi cable
21:45:44 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:45:46 <slinky_J> no shit
21:45:49 <slinky_J> didnt think of it
21:46:02 <slinky_J> hahahaha
21:46:03 <slinky_J> u cunt
21:46:31 <slinky_J> u gotta get ps3
21:46:33 <slinky_J> ps4*
21:46:41 <slinky_J> u work u do it
21:46:44 <President_Trump> ps4 loollllllllllllllllll
21:46:55 <slinky_J> xbox one lol too according to u
21:47:01 <slinky_J> no console is worth it
21:47:03 <slinky_J> but sif
21:47:07 <slinky_J> get ps4
21:47:13 <slinky_J> I love xbox one but only for fps
21:47:17 <slinky_J> lols
21:47:25 <slinky_J> man
21:47:32 <slinky_J> it all started with console
21:47:39 <slinky_J> so how can you dislike consoles?
21:48:05 <slinky_J> I remember the days back when with my dad and playing arcade shit between indoor cricket
21:48:07 <slinky_J> fkn choice
21:48:12 <slinky_J> TMNT
21:48:25 <slinky_J> n games from ten yrs ago
21:48:26 <slinky_J> bro
21:48:29 <President_Trump> pc is king
21:48:32 <slinky_J> u think ur gamer
21:48:38 <slinky_J> don't play the PC card
21:48:45 <slinky_J> i bet
21:48:48 <slinky_J> Alien
21:48:53 <slinky_J> looks so damn good on UR pc
21:48:57 <slinky_J> than my xbox one
21:49:01 <President_Trump> of course
21:49:03 <slinky_J> n I wana know
21:49:07 <slinky_J> about it bro
21:49:08 <slinky_J> lols
21:49:13 <President_Trump> xbox is for kiddies
21:49:20 <slinky_J> it will look so good
21:49:21 <slinky_J> fuck
21:49:23 <slinky_J> FUCK
21:49:34 <slinky_J> when u gonna play it?
21:49:46 <slinky_J> when ur not obsessing over chat like me?
21:49:50 <slinky_J> fb man
21:49:54 <slinky_J> chatting to this hooker
21:49:57 <slinky_J> rofl
21:50:01 <slinky_J> mang
21:50:07 <slinky_J> escort I mean?
21:50:10 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/bp1j95
21:50:12 <slinky_J> fkn they all sluts to me
21:50:23 <slinky_J> boy escorts losers 2
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21:50:44 <slinky_J> u only got pc
21:50:47 <slinky_J> that sucks
21:50:51 <slinky_J> coz u needa console
21:50:57 <slinky_J> boii steven_ here got 360
21:51:00 <slinky_J> still!
21:51:03 <slinky_J> n dope
21:51:12 <slinky_J> coz alotta shit goes down on that console
21:51:34 <slinky_J> President_Trump u gotta realiZe the potentielz 4 u having a console
21:51:37 <President_Trump> tell joel pear tits is wet for him
21:51:39 <slinky_J> I suggest ps4
21:51:44 <slinky_J> tell joel
21:51:48 <slinky_J> i dont remember his nick
21:52:01 <slinky_J> lol steven_ i said i dont remember his nick right
21:52:02 <slinky_J> fkn
21:52:15 <slinky_J> President_Trump with the excuses bro
21:52:17 <slinky_J> u work
21:52:22 <slinky_J> buy a ps4
21:52:35 <slinky_J> and you go tell "joel" to smd.
21:52:44 <President_Trump> i dont wanna downgrade to ps4 bro
21:52:50 <slinky_J> haha
21:52:51 <slinky_J> man
21:52:53 <President_Trump> would be like going from jennifer hawkins to jennifer gauci
21:52:55 <slinky_J> you miss out on games
21:53:04 <Sharni> Ps4 is shit too many problems
21:53:09 <slinky_J> I wish I could play pc on this laptop
21:53:14 <slinky_J> many problems?
21:53:20 <slinky_J> so ring up
21:53:21 <Sharni> Yea
21:53:25 <slinky_J> ur ps4 is shit then
21:53:25 <President_Trump> get ya self a gaming rig slinky_J, u already got a good tv
21:53:29 <slinky_J> mine is fine
21:53:32 <Sharni> I can cause I brought it of someone
21:53:32 <slinky_J> my xbox one
21:53:34 <slinky_J> Sharni
21:53:36 <Sharni> Probably stolen
21:53:38 <slinky_J> i gotta get a new one
21:53:41 <President_Trump> then u can have xbox ps4 pc
21:53:47 <slinky_J> it's been faulty since I got it
21:53:53 <slinky_J> so I get what u say
21:53:53 <Sharni> It's going to cost me $160+ to fix
21:53:56 <slinky_J> President_Trump stfu
21:54:03 <slinky_J> fix ps4?
21:54:07 <slinky_J> no ever fix
21:54:11 <slinky_J> ring the fucking company
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21:54:15 <slinky_J> RING SONY
21:54:21 <slinky_J> I did that with xbox
21:54:27 <slinky_J> when kinect died
21:54:27 <Sharni> They will ask me where I brought it and it depends if I had warranty
21:54:32 <slinky_J> got free kinect
21:54:35 <slinky_J> u always ring them
21:54:37 <Sharni> My nieces boyfriend has the same problem
21:54:38 <slinky_J> tell them
21:54:50 <slinky_J> they don't like unsatisfied ppl
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21:55:09 <Sharni> He called and he had to tell them where he brought it. Because it only just went out of warranty they told him to send it in...
21:55:13 <LA-Baller> me underpants smell
21:55:15 <Sharni> I'll try but I doubt it
21:55:17 <slinky_J> called what
21:55:23 <LA-Baller> dorks is gona wash em for me
21:55:26 <Sharni> Sony
21:55:26 <slinky_J> I called xbox when i had a prob
21:55:29 <slinky_J> sony
21:55:35 <slinky_J> hmmz
21:55:40 <slinky_J> should call again
21:55:54 <slinky_J> if u go on googlez
21:55:56 <Sharni> I'll try soon I just got to gain some patience to talk to people
21:55:57 <slinky_J> what ev u use
21:56:02 <President_Trump> pc is king slinky_J
21:56:02 <slinky_J> find a heap of reasons
21:56:05 <President_Trump> deal with it bro!
21:56:08 <slinky_J> stfu PT
21:56:10 <slinky_J> Sharni
21:56:12 <Sharni> Brb
21:56:16 <slinky_J> Sharni
21:56:20 <slinky_J> if u google
21:56:22 <President_Trump> Sharni stop pedoing slinky_J
21:56:28 <LA-Baller> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTPchc4m4Kk
21:56:32 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr.Capone-E feat Lil Crazy Loc "Showin Love to the East" (May 16, 2014) Length: 5:15 - Category: Music - 1,189,569 views views - 6,715 likes (94.3%), 408 dislikes (5.7%)
21:56:39 <LA-Baller> melies tt'z are out n about 2 nite~~
21:56:44 <slinky_J> you could find reasons and how to get them to accomidate your problem
21:56:48 <slinky_J> srs
21:56:55 * LA-Baller steals amelia's cookies. Mwahaha!
21:57:12 <slinky_J> Lil`Hitlah whut
21:57:15 <amelia> fuck off from my cookies
21:57:17 * LA-Baller whips Lumeah with a mouse cord
21:57:25 <slinky_J> AMELIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
21:57:32 <slinky_J> MEEELLZZIA
21:57:35 <slinky_J> oi
21:57:39 <LA-Baller> ill replace them with identical cookies with hash in them....
21:57:39 <slinky_J> i havent killed
21:57:41 <slinky_J> u yet
21:57:42 <LA-Baller> aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaahaahah
21:57:46 <slinky_J> on Bloodborne
21:57:52 <LA-Baller> st0n3d MeLiez
21:57:53 <slinky_J> SHE KILLED ME 3 TIMES
21:57:58 <slinky_J> oi LA-Baller stfu
21:58:02 <slinky_J> u guna smd?
21:58:07 <LA-Baller> shutup idiot
21:58:13 <LA-Baller> i fucking owned battlefront today
21:58:14 <slinky_J> wtf
21:58:16 <LA-Baller> like lmaooooooooooooooooo
21:58:19 <slinky_J> gonna suck it or not nigger?
21:58:29 <slinky_J> yo laugh another day bitch
21:58:34 <slinky_J> suck
21:58:34 <slinky_J> my
21:58:36 <slinky_J> dick
21:58:41 <LA-Baller> take out like 4 dudes at a time no team left
21:58:45 <slinky_J> seven half inches of white
21:58:47 <slinky_J> uno
21:58:49 <slinky_J> not dark
21:58:53 <slinky_J> like Italian
21:58:58 <LA-Baller> blast we won 100-65 100-46 100-74
21:58:59 <slinky_J> those dudes got dark dicks bro
21:59:01 <slinky_J> bro
21:59:04 <slinky_J> seen like
21:59:06 <LA-Baller> lmaooooooooooooooo
21:59:07 <LA-Baller> olollolol
21:59:08 <slinky_J> African
21:59:10 <slinky_J> way dark
21:59:13 <slinky_J> dark as dicks.
21:59:18 <slinky_J> Darck As Dick.
21:59:34 <slinky_J> loved that movie
21:59:49 <LA-Baller> we makin noisemm a bald headed G,, in a roll royce
21:59:51 <LA-Baller> :]]
21:59:56 <LA-Baller> lolololol
21:59:59 <Lumeah> Sup hunny
22:00:07 <LA-Baller> me butt herts
22:00:14 * LA-Baller throws a playstation at Lumeah
22:00:27 <amelia> too much bumjacking
22:00:28 <slinky_J> OH
22:00:29 <Lumeah> Oi! Cool
22:00:30 <slinky_J> OK WELL SICK
22:00:34 <slinky_J> my flight is booked!
22:00:37 <slinky_J> woo wooooo
22:00:41 <slinky_J> 4 my bday
22:00:45 <President_Trump> flight wo where?
22:00:45 <Lumeah> Ice road truckers
22:00:48 <President_Trump> *to?
22:00:50 <slinky_J> guna sit inna lounge drink
22:00:52 <slinky_J> get on plane
22:00:55 <slinky_J> BRISBANE!
22:01:05 <slinky_J> 4 my bday
22:01:06 <slinky_J> 3 days
22:01:13 <amelia> guna sit inna lounge drink
22:01:19 <slinky_J> sicka celebrating the same shit
22:01:26 <slinky_J> <@amelia> guna sit inna lounge drink
22:01:30 <slinky_J> drink u
22:01:41 <LA-Baller> yea
22:01:43 <LA-Baller> i got bumjacked
22:01:46 <LA-Baller> by mr police man
22:01:47 <LA-Baller> Lmaoooooooo
22:01:50 Quit: thestig ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
22:02:00 <slinky_J> yer
22:02:04 <slinky_J> uno what I think
22:02:07 <slinky_J> I think stfu
22:02:12 <slinky_J> boringggggg
22:02:17 <LA-Baller> mi??
22:02:22 <slinky_J> yip
22:02:44 <LA-Baller> im the resident crackhead dont mind me.. :>~
22:03:22 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/boznet
22:03:23 <steven_> ?
22:03:24 <LA-Baller> ive sleep once in the last 5 days
22:03:29 <LA-Baller> kekekek
22:03:51 <LA-Baller> fuck off dorks
22:04:01 <LA-Baller> thats posting personal information
22:04:02 <LA-Baller> BlackDevil
22:04:06 Join: thestig ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:04:09 <LA-Baller> BlackDevil
22:04:13 <LA-Baller> zlined dorks and stinky
22:04:16 <LA-Baller> fucken arseholes
22:05:12 Join: nate ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:05:20 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h nate
22:06:39 <amelia> dorks & stinky bwaaaaaaahahahahahahaha
22:06:56 <President_Trump> lolollllllllllllllllllllll stinky_gay
22:07:05 <amelia> more kunnybunny photos
22:07:54 <nate> sharmi NUDEZ go!
22:08:08 <LA-Baller> i got that rider music
22:08:19 <LA-Baller> i got got i got that rider music
22:09:12 <LA-Baller> Sharni
22:09:16 <LA-Baller> i missed you possum
22:09:31 <LA-Baller> i have 21000
22:09:39 <LA-Baller> monopoly cash
22:09:51 <LA-Baller> 10 minutes we sit, and i touch zoot
22:09:55 <LA-Baller> ???????????????????????
22:10:04 <nate> u will stuff her for suuure wid dat amouth
22:10:27 * LA-Baller beautifies nate with some knuckle duster imprints
22:10:39 <nate> LA-Baller may i sleep over?
22:10:53 <LA-Baller> 1 of me best m8'z wrx is 9 second car
22:11:01 <LA-Baller> ye
22:11:05 <LA-Baller> u can sleep in the garden
22:11:05 <nate> u are only like 1.30 hours away
22:11:15 <nate> we can LLLLLLLLLLove in the garden
22:11:25 <LA-Baller> ;o~
22:11:52 <President_Trump> wheres Sharni gone
22:11:55 <President_Trump> send more nudes Sharni
22:12:05 <LA-Baller> noot's
22:12:07 <slinky_J> <LA-Baller> im the resident crackhead dont mind me.. :>~
22:12:11 <slinky_J> sharing that shit or what
22:12:19 <slinky_J> don't lie to mii!
22:12:19 <LA-Baller> wat
22:12:21 <slinky_J> ahaha
22:12:22 <slinky_J> wot
22:12:25 <nate> <la-ballboy> i like slinky_Js date
22:12:31 <slinky_J> get outta pipe
22:12:33 <LA-Baller> i not gay
22:12:35 <slinky_J> let's go boi
22:12:43 <LA-Baller> nar
22:12:45 <slinky_J> u said u crack addict
22:12:46 <LA-Baller> u duno wat ur doin~
22:12:49 <slinky_J> gimme some mo
22:12:55 <slinky_J> talken shit..
22:13:08 <slinky_J> and to think I'd wear a short dress 4 u.
22:13:15 <nate> i have a 9 second orgasm when i see kunnys balls
22:13:21 <LA-Baller> wrap some up in a smelly-ho and insert it up your anus
22:13:36 <slinky_J> already got a carrot up there
22:13:39 <slinky_J> no space
22:13:49 <nate> carrot soup slinky_J
22:13:52 <slinky_J> put some batteries onnit
22:13:54 <slinky_J> aha nate
22:13:57 <LA-Baller> eww
22:14:00 <slinky_J> atm I am making stew
22:14:04 <nate> LA-Baller will suck it out
22:14:08 <LA-Baller> jon uses 2L pepsi bottles
22:14:17 <slinky_J> 1:44 left
22:14:25 <slinky_J> didnt put much potato in :/
22:14:30 <slinky_J> put heaps of mushrooms in!
22:14:32 <slinky_J> ahaha
22:14:35 <slinky_J> :E
22:14:35 <slinky_J> :D
22:14:53 <slinky_J> LA-Baller wtf is with the shit nick
22:15:03 <slinky_J> it is shit bro
22:15:13 <slinky_J> introduce me to Kobe nigga
22:15:19 <slinky_J> ink my black skin up nigga
22:15:22 <LA-Baller> er
22:15:28 <slinky_J> rape me ur motha nigga!
22:15:41 <slinky_J> ur nick is shit just sayen..
22:15:44 <slinky_J> change it
22:15:48 <slinky_J> fkn homo
22:15:55 <LA-Baller> al me m8 up the rd got a 2k tattoo kit
22:16:02 <slinky_J> yer
22:16:07 <slinky_J> tattoo ur ass with my dick.
22:16:10 <LA-Baller> our old mate who necked himself was a tattooist
22:16:11 <nate> i dislike tats u will have to remove them LA-Baller
22:16:18 <slinky_J> yer
22:16:20 <LA-Baller> and he left al all his tattoo shit
22:16:25 <slinky_J> one my mates necked his self
22:16:32 <amelia> https://youtu.be/omaobmKccPo
22:16:34 <slinky_J> I don't go use it as an excuse
22:16:35 <nate> 2 many tats will make u die
22:16:36 <slinky_J> u using
22:16:37 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Yuma X - Matchstick (Feb 3, 2016) Length: 3:15 - Category: Music - 8,808 views views - 149 likes (99.3%), 1 dislikes (0.7%)
22:16:38 <slinky_J> ur mate dead
22:16:40 <slinky_J> from rope
22:16:44 <slinky_J> as an excuse?
22:16:46 <amelia> soft as silk or could you be my jasmineeeeeeeee
22:17:04 <LA-Baller> 6 guns, 2 foot peddles, 80 needles, 40 shades of ink
22:17:07 <slinky_J> seen better days uh LA-Baller?
22:17:10 <slinky_J> guns
22:17:14 <nate> LA-Baller send me a piccy
22:17:18 <LA-Baller> not really
22:17:19 <nate> pleeeze;l
22:17:26 <nate> i need it for my wank bank
22:17:27 <slinky_J> star force raided mates place one night
22:17:32 <slinky_J> guns on table
22:17:40 <slinky_J> plants in rooms
22:17:45 <slinky_J> give a shit?
22:17:52 <slinky_J> u talk about the past.
22:18:06 <slinky_J> Follow me down a new path.
22:18:22 <slinky_J> LA-Baller you ever be caught alone?
22:18:35 <LA-Baller> ur not tough hunnypuff shut the fuck up slut ur nothin!
22:18:40 <slinky_J> no
22:18:42 <LA-Baller> lmaoooo
22:18:43 <slinky_J> stfu
22:18:48 <slinky_J> you and your drug shit
22:18:53 <slinky_J> and talk shit on the internet
22:19:04 <slinky_J> maybe you should open a bar
22:19:05 <LA-Baller> yerp
22:19:13 <slinky_J> LA-Baller's Big Bullshit Bar..
22:19:20 <LA-Baller> so homosexual men like you can enter my realms?¿
22:19:21 <slinky_J> talk shit all day behind the bar eh
22:19:25 <LA-Baller> lurking for ball bags
22:19:30 <slinky_J> that's you
22:19:33 <slinky_J> talking about you
22:19:35 <slinky_J> all the time
22:19:41 <slinky_J> fucking loser.
22:19:45 <LA-Baller> yes
22:19:46 <slinky_J> Go to bed son.
22:19:49 <LA-Baller> im a star
22:19:58 <LA-Baller> :*
22:19:59 <slinky_J> what ever.
22:20:12 <amelia> cmon pals lets all be nice and eat fish n chips
22:20:15 <LA-Baller> have a meltdown
22:20:18 <slinky_J> amelia
22:20:26 <slinky_J> I haven't fought Vicar Amelia yet
22:20:34 <slinky_J> I did beat the third boss
22:20:36 <slinky_J> he he
22:20:44 <amelia> Vicar Amelia snap yo neck
22:20:49 <slinky_J> yo
22:20:56 <LA-Baller> snap melies pencil nek
22:20:59 <slinky_J> ur name aint even amelia
22:21:01 <slinky_J> so like
22:21:04 <slinky_J> if i posted a vid
22:21:05 <nate> u will choke on melliez big tt's
22:21:12 <slinky_J> it'd be how to kill Vicar Amelia
22:21:13 <slinky_J> LOL
22:21:25 <slinky_J> she goes from woman to wolf shit
22:21:28 <slinky_J> big as
22:21:35 <amelia> is she fat
22:21:38 <slinky_J> what console u got amelia
22:21:41 <slinky_J> no she aint
22:21:43 <slinky_J> thin
22:21:51 <slinky_J> she can go crazy on yo ass
22:21:54 <LA-Baller> super nintendo
22:21:57 <slinky_J> i fight her again.
22:22:03 <amelia> i freakin wish had super nes
22:22:08 <slinky_J> fk off
22:22:13 <slinky_J> what console u got now amelia?
22:22:17 <amelia> I'd take a super nes over ps4
22:22:19 <Sharni> I'm fat
22:22:19 <slinky_J> I got xbox one and ps4
22:22:24 <amelia> broken xbox
22:22:25 <nate> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-glBDw2VJiZc/Tzrnx922PvI/AAAAAAAAC2Y/T4nQ5GoWHTg/s1600/gulbis5.jpg
22:22:27 <slinky_J> shut up Sharni ur NOT FAT
22:22:27 <LA-Baller> u serz
22:22:28 <nate> amelia playin golf
22:22:34 <LA-Baller> redline
22:22:36 <LA-Baller> lololllllllll
22:22:37 <slinky_J> amelia cmon man
22:22:40 <slinky_J> we were like
22:22:42 <slinky_J> homeyz
22:22:48 <slinky_J> i would turn up on ps3
22:22:48 <Sharni> YEA I AN
22:22:50 <Sharni> AM
22:22:52 <slinky_J> and u smash me in to lava
22:23:00 <amelia> you got rolled at ps3
22:23:01 <LA-Baller> shitbox is for 10 year children
22:23:02 <slinky_J> it was love at first lava.
22:23:07 <LA-Baller> ps4 is for the players
22:23:10 <slinky_J> stfu bish!
22:23:11 <amelia> no match for my slaps
22:23:13 <nate> Sharni got a good head, rest u will have to give to slinky_J ;D
22:23:17 <slinky_J> slap lava
22:23:19 <slinky_J> slap spikes
22:23:23 <slinky_J> just general like
22:23:26 <slinky_J> WE IS DOIN A GAME
22:23:28 <slinky_J> AND OI
22:23:29 <amelia> slap die bitch die
22:23:31 <nate> yujmmyumm
22:23:32 <Sharni> Asshole
22:23:32 <slinky_J> JUST SLAP JOSH DEAD
22:23:35 <slinky_J> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
22:23:37 <slinky_J> <3
22:23:45 <slinky_J> wait
22:23:52 <amelia> my fave part was def slapping you into lava
22:24:01 <President_Trump> real men play ALIEN ISOLATION
22:24:13 <slinky_J> dang
22:24:14 <LA-Baller> nar
22:24:16 <amelia> you shut your face yoh hairy assed ranga
22:24:16 <LA-Baller> battlefr0nt
22:24:18 <slinky_J> was gonna topic this <@amelia> slap die bitch die
22:24:31 <slinky_J> `axs
22:24:36 <slinky_J> `access *
22:24:42 <Sharni> Hahahahahah
22:24:42 <slinky_J> k
22:24:43 <slinky_J> lols
22:24:56 <slinky_J> oi amelia
22:25:01 <slinky_J> come over right now
22:25:04 <LA-Baller> there was a Sharna-something on battlefront this afternoon
22:25:08 <slinky_J> I will perform lava
22:25:09 <slinky_J> dunno how
22:25:12 <LA-Baller> were u playing shardoney titz?
22:25:15 <slinky_J> like paper
22:25:27 <slinky_J> I will draw orange and yellow on paper
22:25:32 <slinky_J> and shit
22:25:32 * LA-Baller smacks Sharni with a red Swingline stapler
22:25:37 <nate> why am i sick, i need a good man like slinky_J :D
22:25:40 <slinky_J> and out of cardboard
22:25:40 <amelia> maybe latahs i am busy singing songs atm soz
22:25:47 <Sharni> Cheers
22:25:49 <slinky_J> I will draw a sword
22:26:00 <slinky_J> or just with cardboard throw it atcha!
22:26:03 <amelia> a hundred bad guys wif swords
22:26:12 <LA-Baller> aladdin
22:26:14 <slinky_J> pish posh ming nuggwet
22:26:16 <LA-Baller> imhoez
22:26:18 <slinky_J> I will own u
22:26:26 <slinky_J> with my whistle
22:26:27 <slinky_J> oi
22:26:32 <slinky_J> NOBODY CAN WHISTLE LIKE ME
22:26:36 <amelia> https://youtu.be/LZMls1aQCrM
22:26:37 <slinky_J> cept a pro whistler..
22:26:40 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 100 bad guys with swords.flv (Mar 7, 2011) Length: 0:04 - Category: Education - 13,988 views views - 41 likes (95.3%), 2 dislikes (4.7%)
22:26:46 <slinky_J> is there such thing as a pro whistler?
22:26:46 <amelia> (LA-Baller) aladdin
22:26:58 <amelia> that actually made me smile so hard
22:27:09 <slinky_J> LA-Baller
22:27:12 <LA-Baller> i like part when iago uses gurl voice n pink bird face looks at him
22:27:13 <slinky_J> u got a lick
22:27:14 <LA-Baller> aaaaaahahahahahaha
22:27:20 <amelia> haha
22:27:21 <LA-Baller> GOT A PROBLEM PUNK
22:27:26 <slinky_J> nopes
22:28:04 <slinky_J> oh wow
22:28:07 <slinky_J> u in pm or something
22:28:21 <slinky_J> 'cause all a sudden u ain't typing..
22:28:32 <slinky_J> hope the baby isn't deformed.
22:28:45 <slinky_J> so scream 2 or 3?
22:28:49 <nate> wot baby :L
22:28:54 <slinky_J> NATES
22:28:59 <slinky_J> finished the drop
22:29:03 <slinky_J> stew still cooking
22:29:05 <LA-Baller> we went to coin operate car wash lastnight at like 1am or somthin
22:29:09 <slinky_J> whot movie I wotch?
22:29:12 <slinky_J> man
22:29:15 <LA-Baller> rinsed washed n waxed it imho
22:29:51 <slinky_J> you go to beaches and pulla string to get the water goin hope a girl get under LA-Baller
22:30:11 <LA-Baller> take foto's of sharns breast
22:30:23 * LA-Baller persuades Lumeah to eat the cyanide sandwich
22:30:25 <slinky_J> discrete
22:30:37 <slinky_J> so you'd pic tits
22:30:38 <slinky_J> wait
22:30:39 * LA-Baller discovers slinky_J's picture at uglypeople.com
22:30:42 <slinky_J> seriously
22:30:44 <slinky_J> oi fuckheads
22:30:47 * LA-Baller prepares slinky_J to be shown on rotten.com
22:30:47 <slinky_J> -s
22:30:50 * LA-Baller stabs slinky_J in the face
22:30:52 <slinky_J> oi
22:30:53 <slinky_J> dickhead
22:30:55 <slinky_J> OI
22:31:03 <slinky_J> they could all pic tits
22:31:14 <slinky_J> and you would never know who's they were
22:31:19 <slinky_J> ever
22:31:20 <LA-Baller> lold
22:31:23 <slinky_J> the way you said
22:31:23 <LA-Baller> lolz
22:31:25 <slinky_J> lol
22:31:26 <slinky_J> ffs
22:31:27 <LA-Baller> ur moms
22:31:31 <slinky_J> dude
22:31:34 <slinky_J> she is seventy
22:31:43 <slinky_J> dude
22:31:56 <LA-Baller> ?¿
22:31:56 <slinky_J> sayen
22:32:09 <slinky_J> I saw enough of amelia
22:32:14 <slinky_J> I know she is wicked raw
22:32:17 <slinky_J> worse
22:32:25 <nate> lolol
22:32:29 <slinky_J> she slaps u in to lava!
22:32:35 <nate> she sure does
22:32:41 <slinky_J> if she isnt renting a house out to make pornos
22:32:43 <slinky_J> uno ;)
22:32:47 <slinky_J> eh heh heh
22:32:57 <slinky_J> nate sif that isnt a rumour hey!
22:33:11 <nate> ;]
22:33:39 <LA-Baller> i got a new boyfriend
22:34:01 <nate> amelia?
22:34:13 <nate> noiiice
22:34:20 <slinky_J> so anyway nate
22:34:26 <slinky_J> I going away for my bday
22:34:30 <slinky_J> and like
22:34:41 <slinky_J> I dont have anyone 2 look after Amelie
22:34:43 <slinky_J> yet
22:34:51 <slinky_J> most friends have dogs
22:34:56 <slinky_J> n scares me
22:34:58 <slinky_J> come back
22:35:02 <slinky_J> yer dog ate ur rat
22:35:07 <slinky_J> WELL NOW UR DOG IS MINE!
22:35:08 <slinky_J> lolz
22:35:10 <slinky_J> shiz
22:35:17 <slinky_J> 3 days
22:35:18 <LA-Baller> i here me m8
22:35:21 <LA-Baller> subi
22:35:23 <LA-Baller> soso loud
22:35:29 <slinky_J> I don't trust anyone with her nate.
22:35:37 <LA-Baller> they moved in a few minutes walk from me
22:35:38 <slinky_J> oi bro
22:35:42 <LA-Baller> all my oldschool heavys man
22:35:47 <slinky_J> I thought amelia was gonna suck u off then m8
22:35:53 <slinky_J> u were goin so well
22:35:56 <slinky_J> u break up?
22:36:00 <slinky_J> shut up.
22:36:04 <LA-Baller> crackhouse
22:36:12 <LA-Baller> but sophisticated
22:36:24 <LA-Baller> you wouldn't understand shitlips
22:36:25 <slinky_J> hard to spell a b c ey.
22:36:43 <thestig> post your rat over i will look after it
22:36:51 <amelia> i beg your fuckin pardon
22:37:03 <slinky_J> stig bro
22:37:05 <slinky_J> all these yrs
22:37:12 <slinky_J> I WOULD trust U with her bro
22:37:26 <slinky_J> for a rat she is like half kitten half puppy
22:37:31 <slinky_J> dunno what she is rofl
22:38:07 <steven_> ratboy
22:38:14 <Sharni> Ohh cunts fucked get them amelia
22:38:17 <slinky_J> <@amelia> i beg your fuckin pardon I ordered hot and spicey soup for Joshua and nothing for myself because I am shit
22:38:18 <slinky_J> wtf
22:38:26 <slinky_J> why you tell ppl about us man?!
22:38:41 <LA-Baller> how is that rat named amelia desperado?
22:38:46 <amelia> you wanna die?
22:38:47 <slinky_J> well
22:38:54 <slinky_J> I DIED HEAPS
22:38:56 <slinky_J> BY UR HAND
22:38:58 <slinky_J> wait
22:39:00 <steven_> hahaah
22:39:09 <slinky_J> "I died, so many times. By her hand."
22:39:15 <slinky_J> "Why would she come back now?"
22:39:29 <slinky_J> "Because I left, a part of me there.."
22:39:44 <slinky_J> "Lego are safe because of what you did."
22:40:01 <steven_> take your meds
22:40:01 <slinky_J> "But she isn't, she will succumb to the numb effects of numbing."
22:40:13 <slinky_J> uhh
22:40:25 <slinky_J> im 100 percent stevez
22:40:38 <slinky_J> oh u in perth
22:40:40 <Sharni> Lol
22:40:43 <slinky_J> im goin bris 4 bday
22:40:50 <slinky_J> fkn thort u were there
22:40:51 <slinky_J> lolz
22:40:58 <Sharni> lol
22:41:02 <slinky_J> aha
22:41:10 <slinky_J> i dunno anyone up there these days
22:41:14 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) EOF from client
22:41:15 <LA-Baller> brisvegas
22:41:21 <slinky_J> Sharni I grew fkn old uhhh
22:41:23 <slinky_J> no shit
22:41:49 <slinky_J> eh booked tickets 4 planez so DONE
22:41:51 <slinky_J> xD
22:42:02 <LA-Baller> steven's so full of shit his eyes are brown
22:42:12 <slinky_J> naw m8
22:42:16 * slinky_J slaps LA-Baller around a bit with a large trout
22:42:26 <slinky_J> only I can give steven shit
22:42:41 <slinky_J> keep offa that shit you fuck I got the murder weapon.
22:42:58 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )
22:42:59 <slinky_J> I'm just blood addicted
22:43:04 <slinky_J> It's the other liquid
22:43:18 <slinky_J> I'm above the limit off of the blood of the wicked!
22:43:21 <LA-Baller> start beef with a pal, beat up a gal
22:43:30 <slinky_J> uno the rules
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22:43:32 <slinky_J> haha
22:43:34 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
22:43:37 <slinky_J> Lumeah
22:43:43 <slinky_J> you take it from Skirmish
22:43:45 <slinky_J> i dunno how
22:43:48 <slinky_J> teach us.
22:43:54 <slinky_J> LA-Baller we need to learn.
22:44:05 * slinky_J grows a vagina
22:44:24 <slinky_J> THIS SHIT HURTS LIKE REVERSE MOTHER NATURE WORK!
22:44:35 <LA-Baller> idiot
22:44:53 * LA-Baller sends some DDoS in slinky_J's direction
22:45:29 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
22:45:39 * slinky_J deflects with prostitutes boobies
22:46:44 <LA-Baller> :]
22:48:42 <LA-Baller> im so mad a battlefront man
22:49:06 <LA-Baller> get like 2 or 3 snipers behind me they fucken take care of me back
22:49:31 <LA-Baller> i just mow down homos so easily bro :)
22:49:50 <slinky_J> it's freestyle timne
22:49:51 <slinky_J> time
22:49:55 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ6g6pmN6Yo
22:49:58 <slinky_J> ready or wot
22:49:59 <BlackDevil> Youtube: fugees ready or not (instrumental) (Aug 11, 2008) Length: 4:15 - Category: Music - 4,352,198 views views - 17,407 likes (96%), dislikes (4%)
22:50:14 <slinky_J> BATTLEFRONT!
22:50:15 <slinky_J> MAN
22:50:20 <slinky_J> i meant to go back to that
22:50:21 <slinky_J> fuck
22:50:24 <slinky_J> mmm
22:50:25 <thestig> battlefield 1
22:50:36 <slinky_J> thestig i h8 u
22:50:41 <slinky_J> I cant wait for that
22:50:46 <thestig> nice please send rat in post
22:50:50 <slinky_J> BF4 has gone 3 yrs now
22:50:50 <thestig> my dog need friend
22:50:54 <slinky_J> that's the best
22:50:58 <slinky_J> any game fps
22:51:02 <slinky_J> has gone on next gen
22:51:06 <slinky_J> and it won't stop
22:51:09 <slinky_J> but b1
22:51:19 <slinky_J> shall see aye!
22:51:43 <slinky_J> I bought Bloodborne 4 ps4 instead of putting money on battlefield 1
22:51:51 <slinky_J> and since batman has been held back indef
22:51:54 <slinky_J> eh
22:53:56 Join: Bonny ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
22:54:00 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Bonny
22:54:47 <LA-Baller> kool
22:54:52 <slinky_J> bonz
22:55:00 <slinky_J> When every day I'm destructive, non-productive, the luxury of life in a first world country
22:55:04 <LA-Baller> bonny boo :>!
22:55:27 <LA-Baller> hehe not bad ._.
22:55:46 * LA-Baller sends hordes of lemmings over slinky_J
22:55:58 <slinky_J> listen to this LA-Baller
22:55:59 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1XQtRKXdSI
22:56:01 <slinky_J> and chill.
22:56:03 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Creep - Clint Mansell & Coco Sumner (Jan 28, 2014) Length: 4:12 - Category: Music - 246,749 views views - 1,667 likes (98.9%), 18 dislikes (1.1%)
22:56:11 <slinky_J> sick song.
22:56:13 <LA-Baller> nothx
22:56:18 <slinky_J> oi
22:56:21 <slinky_J> don't be a cunt
22:56:24 <LA-Baller> name looks poofy -,-
22:56:29 <slinky_J> listen to it
22:56:34 <LA-Baller> okies
22:56:34 <slinky_J> if you had seen the movie
22:56:37 <LA-Baller> hang on after this song
22:56:39 <slinky_J> you'd fucken love it.
22:56:40 <slinky_J> ok
22:56:43 <slinky_J> :D
22:56:47 <slinky_J> and oi
22:56:49 <slinky_J> the movie
22:56:51 <slinky_J> FILTH
22:56:53 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
22:56:54 <slinky_J> :D
22:57:02 <slinky_J> "YOU'RE SO FUCKEN SPECIAL"
22:57:46 <LA-Baller> shits real, distribute guns in a kids meal,open a box hold a glock bust a shot through the windshield
23:00:06 <slinky_J> oh that song was sick
23:00:06 <slinky_J> oi
23:00:09 <slinky_J> i gotta find
23:00:09 <slinky_J> um
23:00:10 <slinky_J> nas
23:00:14 <slinky_J> with u
23:00:15 <slinky_J> um
23:00:17 <slinky_J> fuck
23:00:21 <slinky_J> rat pack dude?
23:00:36 <slinky_J> wtf that old blue eyes cunt
23:01:18 <slinky_J> fuck
23:01:24 <slinky_J> this song
23:01:59 <slinky_J> ill wiki nas
23:02:00 <slinky_J> ffs
23:04:21 <slinky_J> found it.
23:04:40 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATePlsHsJiI
23:04:45 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nas - Can't Forget About You (featuring Chrisette Michelle) (Feb 10, 2007) Length: 4:30 - Category: Music - 1,162,559 views views - 5,823 likes (98.4%), 96 dislikes (1.6%)
23:04:50 <slinky_J> P :D ;)
23:07:04 * LA-Baller slaps slinky_J around with nuclear waste
23:07:19 <LA-Baller> whens shanri gona leave
23:07:26 <LA-Baller> shes a little pigface
23:07:39 <LA-Baller> boot her out operator please
23:07:42 <LA-Baller> no good little bitch
23:07:44 Mode: (by nate) +v Sharni
23:08:19 * LA-Baller touches Sharni with a twenty-foot rusty halberd
23:10:25 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MAjm0QqJ7g
23:10:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dannii Minogue - All I Wanna Do (1997) (Jan 16, 2012) Length: 4:28 - Category: Music - 472,249 views views - 1,554 likes (92.3%), dislikes (7.7%)
23:11:51 <slinky_J> poetry tine
23:11:53 <slinky_J> time
23:12:01 <slinky_J> William Blake it LA-Baller..
23:12:18 <LA-Baller> ?¿
23:13:43 <LA-Baller> where are stevens nsrdframes
23:13:49 <LA-Baller> he hasnt had them on at all
23:13:54 <LA-Baller> º¿º
23:13:56 <LA-Baller> lmaoo
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23:14:44 Quit: steven_ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
23:15:52 <nate> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y40VEXpR0xM
23:15:57 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DANNII MINOGUE "Who Do You Love Now" (with Riva) 2001 HD (Apr 25, 2012) Length: 3:23 - Category: Music - 436,686 views views - 1,682 likes (95.6%), 77 dislikes (4.4%)
23:16:13 <slinky_J> where is anyone?
23:16:19 <slinky_J> I was sitting, thinking, about my life, about strife, about how every action has a reaction, about how you and I fight
23:16:40 <slinky_J> LA-Baller howcome u dont use ur normal nick?
23:16:54 <LA-Baller> cuz u suck at everything
23:17:00 <slinky_J> me?
23:17:05 <slinky_J> naw
23:17:06 <LA-Baller> ?¿
23:17:11 <slinky_J> I don't suck at everything.
23:17:24 <slinky_J> I was trying to start up a flow
23:17:42 <LA-Baller> kool
23:17:53 <LA-Baller> bustin a fre???
23:17:56 <LA-Baller> free*
23:18:06 <slinky_J> was
23:18:07 <slinky_J> gonna
23:18:17 <LA-Baller> O.o
23:18:19 <slinky_J> well
23:18:21 <LA-Baller> o.O
23:18:23 <slinky_J> I write poetry
23:18:28 <slinky_J> it's what I do
23:18:36 <LA-Baller> i summin 4 shartii
23:18:40 <LA-Baller> shutup for a minute arsehole
23:18:45 <slinky_J> kk
23:18:48 <LA-Baller> ()_()
23:18:53 <LA-Baller> (o.O)
23:19:00 <LA-Baller> ('''')('''')
23:19:01 <slinky_J> what evs
23:19:03 <LA-Baller> bunny for shart
23:19:15 <slinky_J> uno what freestyle poetry is?
23:19:23 <LA-Baller> perhaps
23:19:33 <slinky_J> ok
23:19:35 <slinky_J> I show u
23:20:12 <LA-Baller> ,
23:20:15 <LA-Baller> ,,,,,,,,,
23:20:15 <slinky_J> Man unconditioned. Man surrendered, man effortless in his pursuit. Man complex and in descent, to madness we belong. Man compressed and wanting, man unknown to virtue. I walk a path, designed without, without purpose. Man's proposal of.. A gift granted by upon higher, dismantled by cruel hands. What is this emotion. Without pleasure, void of happiness and ever after joy. My struggle, what's
23:20:16 <slinky_J> left, what I am concerned with, without the presence. Hers. Man without, what begotten creature I am, have become without you. I walk at night, moving through shadows, silent and unseen. Man's eyes glare, looking out, reflecting the ever changing world around him, reflecting your absence. Madeline, my dear Madeline..
23:20:23 <LA-Baller> what the
23:20:29 <LA-Baller> you complete idiot
23:20:38 <slinky_J> Do you still see a man, not torn by guilt nor hate, not dispassion or ego. Man's greatest fault and failure. I shut my eyes, do you see me. I don't know how I fell unto this place, wretched creatures, outcasts like me, all together. Family, are we. Maybe I deserve this, maybe this is limbo. It feels, this is the place all worn souls come to gather and drink, tell tall tales. Waste time, kill
23:20:39 <slinky_J> time. Man's last stand, a final formation of braggadocio, arms stretched out as swords. Man's will lost, on the line drawn, marking the maps end. I shift through moods, anger passes, becoming a faint echo.
23:20:54 <slinky_J> v
23:21:27 <slinky_J> Your sweetest gaze, your most heartwarming words, a kiss. My most heartfelt apology, cannot be said. What almighty creator, of man and beast, of such that itself gave birth to such beauty, could reside in your memory of me. Do you remember me still. Man's most appalling lecture, given to on the wind of his last word.
23:21:34 <LA-Baller> i not even readin it mang
23:21:41 <slinky_J> These nights, cold nights, rushed conversation. An unforgiving fortune. Give and take what I am. Give and take, what I am. What we were. Feeling, so alone in this ungodly place, an unbearable consequence to an unfortunate mistake. I walk, believing you might take me back, to that sacred, secret place we inhabited. A time when man's obsession wasn't, nor lust. Just us. Man's greatest departure,
23:21:41 <slinky_J> the adventure rarely witnessed by other eyes.
23:21:41 <slinky_J> Give and take what I have become, give and take me away. Would you love me, for what I am now.
23:21:46 <slinky_J> dude read
23:21:48 <LA-Baller> dickweed
23:21:48 <slinky_J> get skilled
23:21:52 <slinky_J> dickhead
23:21:59 <slinky_J> learning curve
23:22:07 <slinky_J> u think ur an english professor
23:22:19 <LA-Baller> who said that prickface?¿
23:22:37 <LA-Baller> im a gr 10 dropout
23:23:01 <LA-Baller> how could i ever be an english profess0r?¿?¿?¿
23:24:55 <LA-Baller> id slash the throat for a pack of smokes if my ass was broke
23:24:59 <slinky_J> ey
23:25:10 <slinky_J> aha
23:25:14 <slinky_J> funny thing
23:25:22 <slinky_J> one sec
23:25:24 <slinky_J> soz
23:25:29 <slinky_J> talkin to this girl
23:25:44 <slinky_J> kinda like
23:25:54 <slinky_J> I KNOW MYSELF
23:26:00 <slinky_J> WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME
23:26:03 <slinky_J> ABOUT LIKE
23:26:05 <slinky_J> STARS AND SHIT
23:26:12 <slinky_J> like fuck
23:26:20 <slinky_J> eat a dick
23:26:21 <slinky_J> fkn
23:26:23 Quit: Bonny ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
23:26:29 <slinky_J> needs some out time boii
23:27:36 <LA-Baller> lines out the archive when mah boyz arrive we dun play kind king hit from behind bomb ass rhymin stomp em all like we hot as fuk crawl in ya hole and suk a dik josh blackshit
23:27:51 <LA-Baller> yeaaa boy
23:27:54 <LA-Baller> own3d him
23:28:03 * LA-Baller high fives shardez
23:29:59 <slinky_J> oi
23:30:01 <slinky_J> uno this song/.
23:30:02 <slinky_J> ?
23:30:04 <slinky_J> one sec
23:30:18 <LA-Baller> narp
23:30:21 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pnyL3Kn3io
23:30:25 <slinky_J> check it outzzz
23:30:29 <slinky_J> XD
23:30:35 <LA-Baller> perhaps
23:30:37 <slinky_J> HARDCORE HIP HOP
23:30:39 <LA-Baller> is it mainstream
23:30:44 <slinky_J> wit some mad core shit bro
23:30:45 <slinky_J> nopes
23:30:47 <slinky_J> iz not
23:30:51 <slinky_J> DEATH FOR ALL!
23:30:52 <LA-Baller> iz
23:31:02 <LA-Baller> y post gronk thingz man
23:31:07 <slinky_J> dude
23:31:12 <slinky_J> this song is mad as fuck
23:31:20 <slinky_J> iz hardcoree
23:31:25 <slinky_J> man
23:31:37 <slinky_J> i post cage wantin attention i post that
23:31:39 <LA-Baller> im hardcore
23:31:47 <slinky_J> how hardcore
23:31:48 <slinky_J> ok
23:31:51 <slinky_J> i was a kid
23:31:53 <slinky_J> we took knives
23:31:55 <slinky_J> me n rob
23:32:01 <slinky_J> we took two kids we knew
23:32:03 <slinky_J> we was kids
23:32:09 <slinky_J> up fkn quarry
23:32:15 <LA-Baller> peter pan play set knives
23:32:19 <slinky_J> force one of em to climb up
23:32:20 <slinky_J> bro
23:32:29 <slinky_J> forced him to jump off
23:32:31 <slinky_J> he lived
23:32:36 <slinky_J> broken back
23:32:40 <slinky_J> how hard are you?
23:32:44 <LA-Baller> i was packin a 9mil when i was a teenager
23:32:46 <slinky_J> talk so much?
23:32:50 <slinky_J> no
23:32:54 <slinky_J> ur talkin about niggers
23:33:01 <slinky_J> I was talking about real life man.
23:33:05 <slinky_J> not niggers.
23:33:12 <slinky_J> blow me.
23:33:29 <slinky_J> come to Adelaide and I'll make a shotgun sound like a dick come.
23:33:54 <LA-Baller> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXHxu50ofc4
23:33:57 <LA-Baller> yeaa boi
23:33:59 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr. Capone-E "Miss Ya Pac" RIP TUPAC SHAKUR (Sep 13, 2014) Length: 3:33 - Category: Music - 499,304 views views - 5,240 likes (95.9%), 226 dislikes (4.1%)
23:34:32 <slinky_J> oi
23:34:33 <slinky_J> nice
23:34:35 <slinky_J> bbs
23:34:40 <slinky_J> puttin on my headset
23:34:41 <slinky_J> <3
23:34:45 <LA-Baller> metions all his songs
23:34:49 <LA-Baller> is a gooting 1
23:34:50 <slinky_J> i h8 ur ass
23:35:13 <slinky_J> 600 dollar headset
23:35:16 <slinky_J> with this song
23:35:22 <slinky_J> MISS YA PAC!
23:35:28 <slinky_J> all eyez on me
23:35:54 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllll
23:37:08 <slinky_J> I got the best song of all time
23:37:12 <slinky_J> not this shit
23:37:32 <President_Trump> what is the alien isolation sound track bro
23:38:01 <slinky_J> nah can't say
23:38:03 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CDLUUP0Jq8
23:38:06 <slinky_J> uno this bro
23:38:07 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scarface, Master P & 2Pac - Homies And Thugs (Jun 6, 2010) Length: 5:13 - Category: Music - 748,845 views views - 6,523 likes (96.8%), 218 dislikes (3.2%)
23:38:08 <slinky_J> classic
23:38:10 <LA-Baller> my balls have a red rash all over them
23:38:11 <slinky_J> CLASSIC AS
23:38:13 <LA-Baller> do u like this Sharni
23:38:19 <slinky_J> GHETTO NIGGAS REMAIN HIGH
23:38:26 * LA-Baller sneezes in Sharni's face
23:38:31 <slinky_J> third verse
23:38:35 <slinky_J> tupacs last free
23:38:37 <slinky_J> ever
23:38:54 * LA-Baller beautifies slinky_J with some knuckle duster imprints
23:39:07 <slinky_J> oi
23:39:11 <slinky_J> word
23:39:15 <President_Trump> where's nate pedo
23:39:17 <slinky_J> PUTTEM ON ME BRO
23:39:23 <slinky_J> IMPRINT EM ON ME
23:39:28 <slinky_J> FIGHT YOU BACK
23:39:40 <slinky_J> TURN YOU IN TO A SHRINE CUNT.
23:39:48 <slinky_J> :D
23:40:12 <slinky_J> you can have some faggot family members worship u bro
23:40:17 <LA-Baller> ?
23:40:28 <LA-Baller> poofta gutz
23:40:33 <slinky_J> whut
23:40:56 <slinky_J> don't RPG me your fucken shit how you'd do up a doll if you had the style
23:41:13 <slinky_J> I'll eat your fucking arsehole out and murder your family.
23:41:13 <President_Trump> pc is king
23:41:13 <LA-Baller> ?¿
23:41:25 <LA-Baller> complete homosexual
23:41:41 <slinky_J> no penetration homey
23:41:49 <slinky_J> just you and me and a knife bro
23:41:57 <slinky_J> no dildos.
23:42:00 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEXMFRkdjrE
23:42:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alien: Isolation Soundtrack [Mission 16] (Oct 11, 2014) Length: 3:34 - Category: Gaming - 57,313 views views - likes (99.1%), 5 dislikes (0.9%)
23:42:12 <slinky_J> this u President_Trump?
23:42:19 <President_Trump> FLAME THROWER
23:42:23 <LA-Baller> sniff ur own poo
23:42:32 <President_Trump> no just some music to get in the mood
23:42:56 <slinky_J> HAHAHA
23:42:58 <slinky_J> man
23:43:00 <slinky_J> fuck
23:43:04 <slinky_J> I am putting alien in now
23:43:31 <slinky_J> fk
23:43:35 <slinky_J> wont play it for a bit
23:43:38 <slinky_J> but fk
23:44:04 <slinky_J> I need to bas LA-Baller
23:44:07 <slinky_J> bash
23:44:16 <LA-Baller> ??
23:44:20 <LA-Baller> u can try
23:44:24 <slinky_J> H
23:44:25 <President_Trump> i should have got doom, such a loser
23:44:28 <slinky_J> A
23:44:30 <slinky_J> H
23:44:31 <slinky_J> A
23:44:36 <President_Trump> its us$79 now
23:44:43 <slinky_J> pres trump
23:44:49 <slinky_J> doom is doom
23:44:55 <slinky_J> is gonna come down again
23:44:56 <thestig> how much was it before
23:45:00 <slinky_J> it's fresh
23:45:06 <President_Trump> slinky_J I KNOW BRO
23:45:08 <President_Trump> lollllllllllll
23:45:10 <slinky_J> it came down all over the shit
23:45:13 <slinky_J> I didnt get it
23:45:14 <slinky_J> lols
23:45:16 <President_Trump> it was 49
23:45:18 <slinky_J> wish I did
23:45:19 <President_Trump> still expensive
23:45:22 <slinky_J> yer was cheaper
23:45:38 <slinky_J> I'ma wait anyway
23:45:42 <President_Trump> i got 7 games for about 80 bucks
23:45:44 <slinky_J> so no bugs
23:46:03 <slinky_J> think I should smoke inside now
23:46:08 <slinky_J> raining hard outside.. :/
23:46:14 <President_Trump> dirt rally will be epic
23:46:17 <slinky_J> 7 for 80!
23:46:17 <President_Trump> everyone is raving about it
23:46:19 <slinky_J> nice
23:46:31 <slinky_J> I watched this whole fkn thing
23:46:34 <President_Trump> yes slinky_J, pc is king!
23:46:36 <slinky_J> for exclusives
23:46:38 <slinky_J> and shit
23:46:43 <slinky_J> that will also b on pc
23:46:47 <slinky_J> shat me off man
23:46:59 <slinky_J> only shit I really liked was Horizon: Zero Dawn
23:47:01 <slinky_J> for ps4
23:47:02 <President_Trump> get yaself a desktop slinky_gay, u dont need a laptop
23:47:11 <President_Trump> plug into tv as monitor
23:47:18 <slinky_J> i <3 a laptop
23:47:22 <President_Trump> u can play stig in the beginner leagues loolllllllllllllllllllllll
23:47:26 <President_Trump> while i play with the big boys
23:47:27 <slinky_J> yer but uno i should
23:47:29 <slinky_J> stig
23:47:36 <slinky_J> he would own me and kiss me
23:47:39 <slinky_J> I MEAN HUG ME
23:47:43 <slinky_J> i mean own me.
23:47:52 <slinky_J> oi
23:47:59 <slinky_J> you talk about hard on ALIEN
23:48:12 <slinky_J> I bet u don't last long without being killed by the alien.
23:48:16 <slinky_J> just SAYEN!
23:48:23 <slinky_J> NOBODY LASTS ONE LIFE.
23:48:49 <slinky_J> it is factually impossible
23:49:08 <slinky_J> to last one life on hard in Alien: Isolation
23:49:14 * slinky_J slaps President_Trump around a bit with a large trout
23:49:30 <LA-Baller> at crackhouse they got writen on the wall ''joel bashed klayton for us"
23:49:31 <LA-Baller> lolzzz
23:49:53 <President_Trump> what do u mean one life?
23:49:58 <President_Trump> do u lose bits of power as you go?
23:50:53 Quit: nate ([email protected]) Quit:
23:52:04 <LA-Baller> yea u do
23:52:16 <LA-Baller> and u lose poo poo and bum bum
23:54:23 <slinky_J> you listen to that song
23:54:26 <slinky_J> he says
23:54:31 <slinky_J> doggy dogg is a chimp
23:54:36 <slinky_J> put me in the casket
23:54:40 <slinky_J> you dirty bastard.
23:54:43 <slinky_J> ;)
23:55:12 <slinky_J> uno snoop went to a private school with cameron diaz
23:55:16 <slinky_J> one day
23:55:22 <slinky_J> a drive by happens by him
23:55:26 <slinky_J> so he claims it
23:55:34 <slinky_J> like he is a gangster
23:55:43 <slinky_J> none of those niggers know what a gangster is
23:55:56 <President_Trump> lol snoop is a loser not a gangster
23:55:58 <slinky_J> they just kill each other over colours.
23:55:59 <President_Trump> i am a gangster
23:56:05 <slinky_J> no shit
23:56:13 <President_Trump> [23:55] <President_Trump> i am a gangster
23:56:13 <President_Trump> [23:55] <slinky_J> no shit
23:56:18 <slinky_J> a baby is a gangster if snoop is.
23:56:24 <slinky_J> LOL
23:56:38 <slinky_J> I bet we know people
23:56:40 <slinky_J> President_Trump
23:56:46 <President_Trump> yeah we do, simba
23:56:48 <slinky_J> I bet you know at least one
23:56:50 <slinky_J> SIMBA
23:56:52 <slinky_J> lol
23:56:53 <slinky_J> cmon
23:56:55 <slinky_J> wtf
23:56:59 <slinky_J> is with u and simba
23:57:01 <President_Trump> simba and abortion
23:57:06 <slinky_J> oi
23:57:12 <slinky_J> Abortion is my mate.
23:57:15 <slinky_J> irl
23:57:24 <slinky_J> you know that right?
23:57:38 <President_Trump> i know u met up with him and tried to sleep with him
23:57:41 <slinky_J> don't diss a great dude man.
23:57:52 <slinky_J> Actually
23:58:04 <slinky_J> that dude I tried to sleep with, as you say
23:58:18 <slinky_J> helped me out by becoming my friend.
23:58:30 <LA-Baller> mite lay down soons
23:58:34 <slinky_J> didn't have a friend like him.
23:58:47 <President_Trump> bro
23:58:50 <President_Trump> i am a hardcore gamer
23:58:54 <President_Trump> dont have time for this touchy feely stuff
23:58:56 <slinky_J> And I do, have a great friend in him.
23:59:09 <President_Trump> i got aliens to kill
23:59:16 <slinky_J> You bought Alien: Isolation and haven't played it
23:59:17 <slinky_J> yer
23:59:19 <slinky_J> go do it
23:59:23 <slinky_J> on HARD
23:59:29 <slinky_J> there is hardcore..
23:59:39 <slinky_J> oi
23:59:42 <President_Trump> its a 30gb download
23:59:48 <slinky_J> srsly took me forever
23:59:52 <slinky_J> to complete