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03:19 <bosworth> <@BABYGIRL> plus doc doesnt chat to me anyway he wouldn't be game enough to comein here
03:20 <bosworth> LOL
04:23 <Nocturne> LOLOLOL
04:36 <Nocturne> she's the most idiotic slut i've ever seen
04:45 <Nocturne> and Gregory is trying to suck her off
04:55 <Nocturne> Gregory, why dont u get a life pedo?
05:10 <Nocturne> floopydog
05:17 <Gregory> Lol
05:19 <bosworth> loopy is going to lose his job
05:27 <bosworth> let him have his fun
05:29 <bosworth> whilst it lasts
05:40 <bosworth> his life is over
05:52 <Gregory> You will lose ur life
05:59 <Gregory> Lol
06:04 <Gregory> Hows jen
06:12 <bosworth> my life
06:19 <bosworth> sorry im not the one who chased gowchi pussy mate
06:22 <bosworth> that was you
06:25 <bosworth> and below
06:47 <Gregory> Go away cunt
06:57 <Gregory> U always have
07:02 <Nocturne> go fuck urself david hobbs
07:09 <Nocturne> fucken weak piece of shit
07:14 <Gregory> Lol
07:29 <Nocturne> u going somewhere or i have to ban ur retarded ass?
07:37 <Nocturne> we dont want any pedo in here
07:38 <Gregory> Lol
07:51 <bosworth> thats right
07:53 <bosworth> no faggots
07:56 <Nocturne> k say good bye Gregory
07:57 <bosworth> including woocom
07:58 <bosworth> weecom
08:02 <Gregory> Translate.google.com
08:02 <bosworth> soon to be fired
08:02 <bosworth> :)
08:04 <romeoHACKT> los vegas
08:08 <romeoHACKT> er
08:10 <romeoHACKT> sir
08:13 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*[email protected].*
08:13 Kick: Gregory was kicked by ChanOP ((Nocturne) fucken loser get a life dole bludger)
08:35 <romeoHACKT> haha fuckt up
14:25 Quit: Sharni ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
15:12 Quit: romeoHACKT ([email protected]) Quit: accept it
20:28 <steven_> loooooooooooooool
22:28 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/budw3i
22:47 <steven_> if that topic is true
22:50 <steven_> poor blitz :~(
24:39 <bosworth> what topic?
26:36 <Nocturne> [19:28] * You were kicked from #Rooms by ChanOP ((BABYGIRL) cant being nice take a hike)
26:36 <Nocturne> -
26:40 <Nocturne> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
26:56 <Nocturne> yeh steven_ thats true
27:03 <Nocturne> she said those words herself
27:06 <Nocturne> last night
28:48 <bosworth> * You were kicked from #Rooms by ChanOP ((BABYGIRL) u go fk off too)
28:48 <bosworth> -
30:50 <steven_> haah
31:17 <President_Trump> anyone seen darren online since he raped Accuracy?
31:43 <steven_> its not rape if you cum
31:48 <Nocturne> LOL
32:40 <bosworth> LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
32:44 <bosworth> i dont think below will be back
32:50 <bosworth> he prob has a bot hiding in here as usual
32:50 <bosworth> gutless cunt
33:00 <bosworth> he's more of a loser than pollock is
33:04 <bosworth> at least pollock not a pedo
33:17 <steven_> wouldnt put it past him
33:20 <bosworth> he just really thought jen love him
33:24 <bosworth> thats all
33:27 <bosworth> pollock has no history of pedoing
33:30 <bosworth> but below does
40:54 <NeXus> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
53:53 <President_Trump> all we know for certain is that Accuracy and darren had sex at 5:30 this morning, we dont know if it was by consent or if Accuracy is still alive
58:28 <bosworth> that is true
58:39 <bosworth> they have fucked and sucked
11:37 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) EOF from client
58:20 * President_Trump slaps Accuracy around a bit with a large trout
58:24 <President_Trump> are u alive Accuracy
58:41 <President_Trump> or are u dumped in a river somewhere?
58:45 <President_Trump> by that sicko darren
01:16 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*[email protected].*
30:59 Join: Gregory ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
31:39 <Gregory> Sup
31:50 <President_Trump> u got ice?
31:56 <Gregory> No
31:59 <President_Trump> bullshit
31:59 <Gregory> Why
32:07 <Gregory> ?
32:30 <President_Trump> oh amelia was asking for some, said she wanted ice and to have sex for 12 hours and she said u were cute, if u dont have any forget it
32:59 <Gregory> Lol
33:08 <Gregory> Forgotten
33:14 <President_Trump> nah just kidding, it was steven_
33:31 <President_Trump> head over to his house hes in the garage
33:32 <Gregory> Haha
33:34 <President_Trump> and get into it
33:52 <Gregory> Sounds more like it
36:22 <Gregory> Fucking hungry
40:28 Quit: SoupNazi ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
45:00 Join: SoupNazi ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
45:11 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h SoupNazi
49:26 <Accuracy> President_Trump I'm alive.
00:09 <President_Trump> where is darren?
01:23 <Accuracy> at home, he left @ 5:30 like i stated yesterday morning.
01:36 <Accuracy> are you jelly or just a complete retard?
01:51 <President_Trump> what did u say when u woke him up?
02:06 <Accuracy> 'daz it's 5:30'
02:19 <President_Trump> what did he say?
02:29 <Accuracy> he told me to wake him at that time, what else was I supposed to say?
02:37 <Accuracy> he said 'alright'
03:01 <President_Trump> then what did u do?
03:02 <Accuracy> he got up and I unlocked the door and let him out and I went back to watching my movie
03:14 <Accuracy> how is this interesting to you?
03:27 <President_Trump> did u kiss goodbye?
03:34 <Accuracy> nah
03:40 <Accuracy> we're just mates
03:47 <Accuracy> do you kiss your mates?
04:01 <Accuracy> I bet you still kiss your mum goodnight hey?
04:06 <President_Trump> we all know u are more than mates
04:32 <President_Trump> how did u get yourself belowed?
04:37 <Accuracy> I'm not really concerned what clients on irc think in all honesty
04:47 <President_Trump> clients? lolol
05:02 <Accuracy> well users seems like a bad term
05:11 <President_Trump> i think u are confused with your clients at the ambassador
05:18 <Accuracy> okay
05:30 <Accuracy> either way my jam is on tv
05:36 <President_Trump> what is my jam?
05:38 <Accuracy> have fun, take care
05:52 <President_Trump> lol
05:55 <President_Trump> gone to fuk daz again
06:12 <Accuracy> if that excites you..
06:32 <Accuracy> carpe diem. kiddo.
06:48 <President_Trump> if uve had sex with daz u might as well with vernimwood
07:09 <President_Trump> lol please tell me u dont have a carpe diem tattoo
07:26 <Accuracy> nah I have worse :)
07:46 <President_Trump> how many tatts do u have
08:33 <Accuracy> never you mind.
09:01 <President_Trump> just tell me i am just a client
09:35 <President_Trump> have u had any msgs after daz left?
11:17 <Accuracy> from whom?
11:35 <President_Trump> from daz
11:55 <Accuracy> of course, we're mates
12:10 <President_Trump> how many msgs a day do u get from him?
12:26 <Accuracy> depends.
12:31 <President_Trump> today
12:48 <Accuracy> I'm not like you, I don't concerntrate on every detail of everything
12:57 <President_Trump> 1 6 12?
13:14 <Accuracy> I have a 1 and 2 year old so I don't respond at the drop of a hat and only chat when I can.
13:41 <Accuracy> I don't count whatever contact daz and I have.
13:49 <President_Trump> what did he say in the msgs he sent u today?
14:13 <Accuracy> we talk on a daily basis through facebook and texts about stuff.
14:23 <Accuracy> 'thanks for having us over'
14:39 <Accuracy> I asked him if he'd tried the gin I gave him
14:49 <Accuracy> that's about it.
15:08 <President_Trump> had he tried the gin?
16:00 <Accuracy> I'm not sure, he was dropping his son off and by the time he'd got home I'd been busy. My eldest is sick atm.
16:27 <President_Trump> why did u give him gin?
16:31 <Accuracy> my kids are more important than facebook or irc.
16:35 <bosworth> Accuracy why did you need to wake up darren?
16:39 <Accuracy> cause I over purchased
16:49 <bosworth> cant a guy his age wake himself up?
16:50 <President_Trump> your kids arent more important than fb or irc, whats wrong with you?
16:52 <bosworth> i guess when ur that fat
16:58 <bosworth> u cant do many things out of your own will
17:00 <Accuracy> cause he had to wake up to drive home and go to work..
17:35 <Accuracy> he doesn't hear his alarm at my house cause I don't sleep alot so I sometimes watch movies in the lounge
18:01 <Accuracy> [03:18:46] <+President_Trump> your kids arent more important than fb or irc, whats wrong with you?
18:10 <Accuracy> my kids are much more important
18:22 <bosworth> lol
18:25 <President_Trump> did you wait until the clock ticked over to 5:30 or did you head in at 5:29 to wake him up?
18:33 <bosworth> cant he wake himself up?
18:37 <Accuracy> they're 1 and 2 and my eldest is sick atm as I stated.
19:02 <Accuracy> I woke him at 5:25 if it means that much to you.
19:44 <President_Trump> if you woke him up at 5:25 why did u say 'daz it's 5:30'?
19:54 <Accuracy> I was helping him out by waking him and I'd expect if roles were reversed he'd do the same if asked.
20:17 <Accuracy> well cause I figured he'd wake up if I said 5:30
20:22 <Accuracy> and it was close to
20:30 <Accuracy> why do you pick at everything?
20:31 <President_Trump> what would u do if u asked him to wake u up and he woke u up by eating your pussy?
20:37 <Accuracy> is your life that boring?
21:02 <Accuracy> your friends must be shit if they wake you up by raping you
21:12 <President_Trump> lolollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
21:16 <Accuracy> personally it doesn't happen to me
21:24 <President_Trump> have u ever asked darren to wake u up?
21:35 <Accuracy> nah
21:45 <bosworth> why not
21:50 <President_Trump> well how do u know he wouldnt wake u up by raping u?
21:52 <bosworth> wouldnt you like below to awaken you?
22:09 <Accuracy> and if I was rooting him or wanted to I'd have made him lunch before waking him.
22:20 <bosworth> lol
22:23 <bosworth> he said that he rooted u
22:29 <bosworth> he told us this awhile ago
22:37 <bosworth> that he has been shacking up at your residence
22:42 <Accuracy> I don't have a sex drive and no he hasn't said he's fucked me.
22:45 <Accuracy> :)
22:48 <bosworth> he has
22:49 <President_Trump> so you dont make a good friend like daz lunch?
22:52 <bosworth> yes you dont have a sex drive
22:55 <bosworth> and he cant get errect
22:58 <Accuracy> trolling isn't a skill set of yours.
23:16 <President_Trump> when will u see daz again?
23:31 <Accuracy> probably next weekend
23:51 <bosworth> <Accuracy> I have a 1 and 2 year old so I don't respond at the drop of a hat and only chat when I can.
23:55 <bosworth> LOL
23:56 <bosworth> at 3am
24:03 <bosworth> because thats what normal mothers do
24:20 <Accuracy> do they?
24:26 <bosworth> lol
24:26 <President_Trump> did he say he would come over next weekend?
24:27 <Accuracy> who is normal and what is normal?
24:32 <bosworth> def not you
24:33 <Accuracy> and what's a mother?
24:33 <bosworth> or below
24:38 <Accuracy> is there a handbook?
24:41 <bosworth> a mother is someone that shows by example
24:44 <bosworth> you however do not
24:47 <bosworth> and cannot grasp that idea
24:52 <Accuracy> agreed I guess
24:55 <bosworth> you are a single mum to 2 dumb cunt irc children
24:59 <bosworth> you have no education
25:00 <bosworth> no job
25:05 <bosworth> nothing going for yourself
25:08 <bosworth> just centrelink
25:10 <Accuracy> mines dead so I'm not sure about 'mothers' or 'mothering'
25:14 <bosworth> take that away you would be fucked
25:22 <Accuracy> I guess you can give me pointers
25:22 <bosworth> your mum is dead because she is worthless like you are
25:26 <bosworth> that is why she died
25:33 <Accuracy> maybe
25:38 <bosworth> only weak ppl die
25:43 <bosworth> my nan turns 97 this year
25:43 <Accuracy> or maybe she died from cancer
25:45 <bosworth> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
25:51 <Accuracy> yeah I guess
25:53 <President_Trump> how much gin did u overpurchase?
25:58 <bosworth> lol overpuchased gin
26:02 <bosworth> what an excuse
26:08 <bosworth> "sorry i bought 6 bottles instead of 1"
26:10 <bosworth> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
26:13 <Accuracy> 4 bottles of gordons london gin
26:16 <Accuracy> =\
26:19 <President_Trump> how much gin did u steal?
26:21 <bosworth> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
26:23 <bosworth> 4 bottles
26:28 <bosworth> just a slip of the movement hey mel
26:31 <bosworth> random mistake
26:33 <bosworth> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
26:37 <bosworth> only a fried cunt would do that
26:37 <Accuracy> I guess so
26:41 <bosworth> not even an alco
26:44 <bosworth> would be so fried
26:50 <bosworth> thats like a retard or mental patient thing
26:56 <bosworth> where they impulsive purchase
26:59 <Accuracy> eh I even got midori and coopers sparkling
27:02 <bosworth> LOL
27:04 <President_Trump> not even ratwood is that dumb
27:07 <bosworth> no
27:09 <Accuracy> so yeah I did over purchase
27:10 <bosworth> he isnt
27:13 <bosworth> lol over purchase
27:17 <President_Trump> how much gin do u drink a night?
27:20 <bosworth> just happened to buy some midori and coopers too
27:28 <bosworth> 4 bottles of gin
27:29 <bosworth> LOL
27:33 <Accuracy> I haven't cracked the bottle yet
27:41 <bosworth> just waiting for below to return
27:43 <bosworth> to do the honors
27:56 <President_Trump> Accuracy name each person darren has told u about on irc and what he said about them
28:02 <Accuracy> I purchased too much iced tea and tonic water aswell
28:14 <bosworth> Accuracy why did you have johninjas baby?
28:19 <Accuracy> we don't really talk about irc
28:24 <bosworth> lol bullshit
28:27 <bosworth> thats all he talks about
28:30 <bosworth> even jen said it
28:32 <President_Trump> u have never talked irc?
28:33 <bosworth> he never shut up about ppl
28:36 <bosworth> off irc
28:36 <Accuracy> okay
28:41 <bosworth> she said he pretty much only spoke about pollock
28:45 <bosworth> and ppl trolling him
28:52 <bosworth> below is obsessed with irc
29:00 <bosworth> thats why he has a daily pedo of all facebook accounts
29:06 <bosworth> and makes sure all the thumbs up are left
29:21 <Accuracy> okay
29:21 <bosworth> sometimes below will infact be the first to like
29:34 <Accuracy> I'm not really sure what you're asking
29:44 Join: Tango ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
30:17 <bosworth> welcome Tango
30:44 <Tango> Thanks
30:52 <bosworth> hows it going?
31:05 <President_Trump> did darren take a piss before he left this morning?
31:14 <Tango> not bad, wbu?
31:25 <bosworth> yeh not much just getting ready for work
31:29 <Accuracy> I don't have timestamps for peoples bowel control
31:37 <Accuracy> it's not something I take notice of.
31:47 <President_Trump> why not?
31:47 <bosworth> at woocom
32:01 <bosworth> Accuracy how much would you say he weighs?
32:06 <President_Trump> does daz piss all over the floor then blame the kid?
32:08 <Accuracy> I'm not really into noticing things that don't interest me
32:17 <President_Trump> jen said he couldnt piss straight and always went on the floor
32:18 <Accuracy> I'm not sure
32:22 <bosworth> so what interests you about him?
32:47 <President_Trump> what do u usually drink your gin with?
32:53 <Accuracy> I don't know, he's good company I guess. He's like family.
33:13 <bosworth> what is good about his company
33:18 <Accuracy> I haven't had gin recently but I used to drink it with iced tea or tonic water
33:48 <Accuracy> just talk shit, play poker, monopoly, watch bs tv shows, movies and talk crap
34:06 <President_Trump> have u had any ice recently?
34:07 <Accuracy> he's just like everyone else in my life minus he's not my kid.
34:19 <Accuracy> I don't do drugs
34:30 <Accuracy> drugs are for the teens and 20 somethings
34:49 <President_Trump> do u take any medication?
34:55 <Accuracy> nope
35:07 <Accuracy> only neurofen zavance if I get back pain
35:22 <President_Trump> why do u get back pain at your age?
35:36 <Accuracy> my dr wanted me to have panadiene forte but it made me throw up
35:51 <Accuracy> cause my sacrum bone was broken when I was 19
35:52 <President_Trump> throw up lollllllllllll
36:08 <Accuracy> yeah well codiene makes me hurl
36:20 <Accuracy> it just doesn't agree with my body
36:23 <President_Trump> that much shouldnt
36:34 <Accuracy> well it's the truth
36:42 <President_Trump> why dont u sell it to junkies?
36:52 <Accuracy> cause I don't know any
36:58 <President_Trump> u know daz
36:59 <Accuracy> and it's illegal
37:09 <President_Trump> daz uses heroin
37:29 <Accuracy> I've been straight edged for almost 10 years
37:35 <Accuracy> daz doesn't heroin
37:47 <Accuracy> when I first met him I was the bad person
37:59 <Accuracy> he's always been a good person
38:04 <President_Trump> he does, jen found him wiht a needle in his arm one night and passed out
38:10 <President_Trump> she had to call an ambulance
38:16 <President_Trump> cost him like $2000
38:17 <Accuracy> whatever you say negro
38:20 <President_Trump> in ambulance costs
38:25 <Accuracy> okay
38:36 <President_Trump> lol
38:39 <President_Trump> u dont believe me?
38:43 <President_Trump> guess he wouldnt broadcast it
38:47 <Accuracy> frankly, no.
40:53 <President_Trump> why did faux want u?
41:12 <Accuracy> I'm not sure
41:26 <President_Trump> do u like her or serenity better?
41:32 <Accuracy> she's about as tall as my kneecap and just has always hated me
41:49 <Accuracy> serenity and I used to get along abit
41:56 <President_Trump> have u ever met either of them?
42:07 <Accuracy> nah
42:09 <Accuracy> neither
42:18 <President_Trump> why did u and serenity fall out?
42:31 <Accuracy> I can't really recall the reason
42:56 <President_Trump> is daz ur second favourite person irc after trump?
43:10 <Accuracy> I lost apart of my memory years ago and so you'd have to ask Delacroix/anonymity or johninja
43:17 <Accuracy> I don't remember
43:36 <President_Trump> is there anyone on irc u think is a bigger loser than josh?
43:39 <Accuracy> well I don't know you trumpet
43:59 <Accuracy> yeah there was someone maybe worse than him
44:06 <Accuracy> actually 2 people worse
44:10 <President_Trump> who?
44:15 <Accuracy> willcox and some guy named sid
44:30 <President_Trump> what did they do?
45:19 <Accuracy> well willcox was a huge downer of a person and when I was engaged he tried to get into my pants even though he'd met my fiance at the time
45:40 <Accuracy> and sid actually came to my house after my mum died and was just being a total fkn tool
46:00 <President_Trump> what was he doing/saying?
46:06 <Accuracy> kept cutting everyones verbal consation off, over drinking, telling everyone to shut up
46:29 <Accuracy> ended up drink driving home and I didn't even try to stop him cause I thought he was such a loser
47:01 <President_Trump> do u think it is important people dont drink drive?
47:05 <Accuracy> usually I don't let people drink and drive but he could've died for all I cared that night
47:11 <Accuracy> yeah
47:18 <Accuracy> drink driving isn't cool
47:21 <President_Trump> why not?
47:29 <Accuracy> drink/drugs = don't drive
48:04 <Accuracy> well if ppl are at my house I don't let them drink and drive or do drugs and drive cause I've lost alot of friends in many different ways
48:05 <President_Trump> so all these irc'ers came to your mums funeral?
48:27 <Accuracy> and I think if anything happened to them from leaving my house I'd feel responsible
48:33 <Accuracy> no
48:47 <Accuracy> no ircers came to my mums funeral
48:54 <bosworth> why not?
48:55 <Accuracy> after she died, I go the house
48:57 <Accuracy> got*
48:58 <bosworth> no TheRiddler?
49:03 <bosworth> no jen?
49:03 <Accuracy> no..
49:04 <bosworth> no below?
49:13 <Accuracy> I don't know either of them
49:16 <bosworth> lol
49:20 <Accuracy> nah daz had his son
49:22 <bosworth> really
49:27 <bosworth> couldnt make it to a funeral?
49:30 <bosworth> what an excuse
49:37 <Accuracy> it was a private funeral
49:40 <bosworth> he could travel far and wide in search of gowch pussy
49:46 <bosworth> funerals usually are private LOL
50:02 <Accuracy> well when you're half irish it can go either way
50:05 <bosworth> <Accuracy> drugs are for the teens and 20 somethings
50:14 <President_Trump> so they didnt go to the funeral but the irc'ers went to your house after?
50:18 <Accuracy> I typed it..
50:20 <bosworth> why does your childrens fathers take drugs then>
50:22 <bosworth> <Accuracy> drugs are for the teens and 20 somethings
50:29 <bosworth> and why does below take drugs
50:31 <bosworth> he's alcoholic
50:34 <bosworth> alcohol is a drug
50:36 <Accuracy> repasting shit I type just shows you're butthurt
50:44 <Accuracy> I don't drive
50:45 <President_Trump> that's true, below stole that bottle of gin from your house
50:47 <bosworth> nah i was actually doing something
50:50 <bosworth> i came back to read
50:51 <bosworth> lol
50:55 <Accuracy> alcohol.. woop
50:57 <bosworth> jen told me below is a chronic alco
51:01 <Accuracy> okay so is coffee
51:01 <bosworth> hard core drunk
51:06 <Accuracy> and cigarettes
51:06 <bosworth> coffee isnt alcohol though
51:09 <bosworth> tea is a drug then
51:12 <bosworth> if u want to say that
51:14 <Accuracy> it is
51:16 <bosworth> cigarettes kill ppl
51:23 <Accuracy> okay
51:25 <bosworth> mel u use to be on the speed
51:26 <bosworth> hard
51:27 <Accuracy> point being?
51:28 <bosworth> u cant talk
51:33 <bosworth> u were once addicted to speed
51:35 <Accuracy> yeah I used to everything..
51:41 <Accuracy> no it was meth
51:44 <bosworth> i love how below likes to talk about other ppl and apparent drugs
51:46 <Accuracy> :)
51:46 <bosworth> but now its speed
51:51 <Accuracy> no..
51:52 <bosworth> lolllllllllllll
52:05 <bosworth> anybody who takes ice doesnt call it meth ok
52:05 <Accuracy> I haven't touched speed since I was 16
52:08 <bosworth> thats what retards say
52:09 <Accuracy> I'm 30 now
52:15 <President_Trump> have u ever slept with a guy for money?
52:18 <bosworth> you were bragging about it last time i spoke to u
52:20 <bosworth> many years ago
52:24 <bosworth> talking how it was great
52:26 <Accuracy> what is monkey?
52:26 <bosworth> couch surfing
52:28 <bosworth> and taking speed
52:32 <bosworth> even ratwood knows about it
52:35 <bosworth> he knows it well
52:37 <bosworth> so does ashy
52:38 <bosworth> and mew
52:39 <President_Trump> lol monkey?
52:40 <bosworth> and lee
52:40 <Accuracy> okay
52:47 <bosworth> u cant lie to us here
52:53 <bosworth> this isnt below ur talking to
53:01 <bosworth> we will not agree with u
53:04 <bosworth> in hopes of a dip
53:06 <Accuracy> joel do you want me to quit irc? is my presence such a burden to you?
53:10 <bosworth> not at all
53:12 <bosworth> please stay
53:26 <Accuracy> well why are you bringing up the past?
53:29 <President_Trump> would u have sex with joel or josh first?
53:36 <President_Trump> u get $1 million
53:44 <Accuracy> I'd probably carve my bits off tbh
53:46 <President_Trump> they get to cum in u
53:58 <President_Trump> no u would take the $1 million, which one?
54:05 Part: Tango ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
54:05 <Accuracy> john and anthony aren't much better but yeah
54:35 <Accuracy> nah 1ml isn't worth it
54:40 <Accuracy> seriously
54:55 <President_Trump> i am saying $1m to be nice you would do it for 500 bucks
54:59 <President_Trump> which one
55:03 <Accuracy> no
55:16 <President_Trump> what will u say to jen if u see her on again?
55:17 <Accuracy> sex is scary
55:22 <Accuracy> have two babies.
55:35 <Accuracy> I wouldn't fuck another cock if you gave me the world
55:49 <President_Trump> u will never fuck another cock again?
55:55 <Accuracy> and no I wouldn't go the vadge either
56:11 <Accuracy> I'm just happily being by myself.
56:31 <Accuracy> I can't even masturbate.
56:39 <Accuracy> it's just a total no go zone
57:09 <President_Trump> have u told daz this?
57:54 <Accuracy> do friends discuss this topic?
58:15 <President_Trump> yeah why not
58:21 <President_Trump> we are friends and we are talking about it
58:27 <Accuracy> well you must know alot of hoes
58:38 <Accuracy> we're not friends
58:43 <President_Trump> we arent?
58:50 <Accuracy> you and I will never be friends
58:56 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
58:59 <Accuracy> we're too different.
59:01 <President_Trump> why not?
59:07 <Accuracy> ^
59:10 <President_Trump> how are we different?
59:14 <bosworth> yeh how are u?
59:17 <bosworth> ur both the same
59:31 <Accuracy> we're different
00:17 <Accuracy> you have the mentality of someone with brain damage and who can't converse honestly and I'm myself who is an open book and not ashmed of myself or my position in life.
00:22 <Accuracy> ashamed*
00:35 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
00:55 <President_Trump> will u see phantom again?
01:13 <Accuracy> of course, geoff and I have been mates for years
01:24 <President_Trump> when did u see him last?
01:46 <Accuracy> well I move around alot so it's been a few years
02:20 <President_Trump> what do u and geoffy chat about?
02:30 <President_Trump> have below and geoff met?
03:37 <Accuracy> geoff and I are billard schmucks, we love a good game of pool but he plays better so it's mostly we rile eachother and talk about our kids
03:50 <Accuracy> nah daz and geoff haven't met to my knowledge
03:59 <President_Trump> how many kids does geoff have?
04:03 <Accuracy> one
04:07 <President_Trump> how old?
04:17 <Accuracy> I think 3
04:33 <President_Trump> where is the mother?
04:48 <Accuracy> I'm not sure, I don't troll my friends
04:58 <President_Trump> thats trolling? lol
05:02 <Accuracy> I don't ask questions about people I haven't met
05:14 <President_Trump> really
05:17 <President_Trump> u ask questions about jen
05:17 <Accuracy> 'who is so and so with no face'
05:29 <Accuracy> I don't know her so I don't ask
06:02 <President_Trump> u have never asked a question about jen?
06:12 <Accuracy> nope
06:17 <President_Trump> what about pollock?
06:23 <Accuracy> I saw her fb and she looked nuts
06:32 <Accuracy> so I didn't ask anything
06:44 <President_Trump> so daz tells u all this shit about them and u dont ask one question?
06:45 <Accuracy> david's none of my concern
07:03 <Accuracy> I've not really heard much
07:14 <Accuracy> my friends shit is their shit
07:15 <President_Trump> why not? daz tells his sob story to everyone
07:34 <President_Trump> u know daz and i are friends right?
07:37 <Accuracy> cause as I've stated in the past I personally don't care
07:57 <Accuracy> if it's not shitting in my backyard it's not my problem
08:03 <Accuracy> so why would I care?
08:30 <President_Trump> how many times have u had anal?
08:34 <Accuracy> wait.. I guess that's why I was called 'not normal'
08:54 <Accuracy> if normal people care so much I'll never be anything close to normal
09:09 <Accuracy> I just don't give a fuck about alot of things tbh
09:26 <President_Trump> u know im coming over with daz next weekend, what will we talk about?
09:27 <Accuracy> anal? I can't remember tbh
09:43 <Accuracy> I'm not sure, we don't plan conversations
10:08 <Accuracy> when he came on saturday I asked him if my lizard was dead
10:12 <President_Trump> if daz and i are talking about jens pussy will u stay out of it coz u havent met jen?
10:33 <Accuracy> he wouldn't poke it and so we waited around until my other mate came over and he said it was dead
10:40 <Accuracy> so we threw it over the balcony
10:48 <President_Trump> vermin
10:51 <President_Trump> u are worse than ratfucker
11:05 <Accuracy> I'm not really concerned about jens 'pussy'
11:20 <Accuracy> okay
11:35 <Accuracy> well the lizard couldn't stay outside dead forever
11:48 <President_Trump> was it a pet lizard?
11:53 <Accuracy> no
12:22 <Accuracy> it came to live on one of my balconies and it died after residing there for 2 weeks
12:44 <President_Trump> what food would u cook for me and daz?
12:47 <President_Trump> or would we get pizza?
13:14 <Accuracy> I usually make chicken kiev or buy pizza but yeah I made fajitas
14:04 <President_Trump> would we sit on the floor to eat it?
14:19 <Accuracy> no..
14:37 <President_Trump> why not?
14:39 <Accuracy> I have a seven seater dining room
14:57 <President_Trump> jen used to put daz in a dog collar and leash and make him eat out of a dog bowl
15:01 <President_Trump> daz liked it
15:16 <Accuracy> actually all up inside and out I think I have 27 places to sit and nothing is on the floor or on a table top
15:29 <Accuracy> we don't live like trashy people
15:33 <President_Trump> 27 places? lollllllllllllll in a small flat?
15:42 <Accuracy> yeah
15:48 <Accuracy> I'm not even joking
16:05 <President_Trump> can u take a photo of all 27 places to sit tomorrow?
16:25 <Accuracy> I'm not showing a photo of anything
16:30 <President_Trump> why not?
16:30 <Accuracy> you're fkn weird
16:34 <Accuracy> ^
16:38 <President_Trump> so?
16:43 <President_Trump> whats that got to do with anything
17:03 <President_Trump> do u include the toilet seat as a place to sit?
17:13 <Accuracy> cause I don't want you to have photos of my furniture or anything in general when it comes to me and my kids.
17:22 <bosworth> lollllllllllllllll
17:25 <Accuracy> no the toilet isn't included.
18:19 <President_Trump> what supermarket do u shop at?
18:33 <bosworth> aldi
18:38 <Accuracy> I don't go out to shop, I go out to pllay with my kids
18:46 <Accuracy> I get everything delivered.
18:53 <Accuracy> play*
19:03 <bosworth> lol
19:05 <bosworth> delivered
19:24 <President_Trump> where do u get it delivered from?
19:35 <bosworth> she does a faux delivery
20:06 <President_Trump> do u prefer coles or woolies or a phantom pizza delivery?
20:19 <Accuracy> Just guess.
20:29 <President_Trump> coles?
20:42 <Accuracy> I'm sure your imagination is better than anything I have to comment apon
21:04 <President_Trump> what do u know about faux?
21:26 <Accuracy> you don't want to know what I think of her and neither do I.
21:34 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllll
21:41 <President_Trump> yes i do
21:43 <President_Trump> shse a loser
21:44 <bosworth> lol
22:10 <Accuracy> pick 3 words to describe her
22:55 <Accuracy> go on.. I played your game, play mine.
23:52 <bosworth> loser, fat, sad case
24:26 <President_Trump> oh i thought bos said that to u, i would say hairy arse, dumb, vermin
24:47 <Accuracy> short, fat, leb
25:26 <President_Trump> she used to ban me coz i would ask her where i could find a good kebab
25:39 <President_Trump> shes racist
25:41 <Accuracy> pretty sure she'd have alot to say about everyone in this channel though
25:51 <President_Trump> like who?
25:58 <President_Trump> i havent had much to do with her
26:02 <President_Trump> but she seems to know u
26:07 <Accuracy> what is a kebab in referrence to where you come from?
26:26 <Accuracy> yeah she knows who I am
26:40 <Accuracy> personally we don't know eachother
27:07 <President_Trump> what was the fight with serenity about?
27:18 <Accuracy> I seriously can't remember
27:31 <President_Trump> u know johninja went on a perth sex tour and had sex with her right?
27:37 <President_Trump> was it over that?
27:44 <Accuracy> it's possibly got something to do with johninja or anonymity or something I typed online
28:05 <Accuracy> if he fucked her that's good
28:14 <President_Trump> he said her legs were gross
28:17 <President_Trump> but he fucked her anyway
28:18 <Accuracy> I seriously have no issues
28:24 <President_Trump> k
28:30 <bosworth> lol
28:33 <Accuracy> I think you've got her confused with mandyjane
28:39 Join: L-o ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
28:50 <L-o> any doods with smelly undies -- pm me
28:53 <President_Trump> no piggyjane isn't in perth
29:13 <Accuracy> to my knowledge john didn't go to perth but if you say so
29:16 <President_Trump> joel mel is here
29:22 <L-o> melody
29:26 <L-o> L-o
29:42 <L-o> i am woel
29:48 <Accuracy> nothing really is surprise
29:50 <Accuracy> woel
30:03 <Accuracy> little fat icehead bumper rolling woel
30:05 <L-o> :''(
30:06 <President_Trump> do u want me to bring anything over when i come with daz next weekend?
30:18 <Accuracy> nah I do the cooking
30:25 <L-o> cooook meeeeee
30:29 Quit: xm ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
30:30 <Accuracy> just bring yourself and don't touch my kids.
30:39 <L-o> :[
30:50 <President_Trump> i can watch daz for u so he doesnt touch your kids
30:57 <Accuracy> oh okay
31:13 <President_Trump> jen found out he was on a sex offenders register
31:19 <Accuracy> what a hero you claim to be
31:36 <Accuracy> jen looks like a sex offender
31:38 <Accuracy> lol
31:40 <L-o> (04:30)  Topic is ([20:02] <Accuracy> I'd seriously fuck kuniva than do anyone else in this channel.)
31:46 <L-o> kool tawpic
31:50 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
32:00 <Accuracy> nah seriously she does
32:08 <President_Trump> did u used to be able to hear joel fucking lee?
32:09 <Accuracy> omg imagine her and faux hooked up
32:17 <Accuracy> ultimate crazy lesbians 2016
32:35 <L-o> my money went in 10 minutes ago
32:38 <L-o> yerrrrrrr boi
32:39 <Accuracy> gosh I amuse myself alot
32:49 <President_Trump> have u got your 18 points yet joel?
32:55 <L-o> lolz
33:02 <Accuracy> what is 18 points?
33:03 <L-o> im not gettin n e more bros
33:14 <L-o> i only got 2.5 points yesterday
33:18 <President_Trump> from his dealer
33:22 <Accuracy> oh
33:36 <Accuracy> I thought you meant demerit points or something
33:44 <L-o> mcdonalds
33:48 <President_Trump> no joel is too dumb to pass his driving test
33:53 <L-o> im getin a mc mighty muffin imoz
34:00 <Accuracy> I've actually never gone for mine
34:15 <L-o> i paased the learners
34:21 <L-o> test
34:23 <Accuracy> I grew up in a place where I never needed to drive
34:36 <President_Trump> where did u grow up?
34:37 <L-o> i hold a learners lisence
34:40 <Accuracy> my mum never got her license either
34:41 <L-o> ^^
35:04 <President_Trump> joel what sorta ttz does Accuracy have?
35:13 <L-o> lolz
35:21 <L-o> let me see
35:53 <L-o> white pointers
36:00 <Accuracy> well springvale south, then I moved to fairfeild in sydney, then back to springvale south then to adelaide para hills/salisbury then to qld mango hill and now I live in frankston
36:23 <Accuracy> oh wait, for a year I lived in maribyrnong
36:26 <bosworth> lol fairfield
36:28 <bosworth> what a shit hole
36:33 <Accuracy> yeah
36:39 <bosworth> muslim infested shit hole
36:40 <Accuracy> it was but I was 19
36:42 <bosworth> viet rat den
36:44 <L-o> melody m i kute?????
36:47 <bosworth> 19 so what
37:04 <President_Trump> she had probably never been to sydney thought it would be good
37:09 <Accuracy> joel I'd rather shove a bums turds up my cunt than fuck you ever.
37:20 <L-o> okies
37:21 <President_Trump> prolly just chased some cock to fairfield
37:34 <Accuracy> nah I worked at inlink
37:42 <President_Trump> so is maribyrnong
37:48 <L-o> worked at bumjack mountain
37:48 <Accuracy> eh
38:10 <Accuracy> either way I like travelling
38:24 <President_Trump> do u prefer springvale or maribyrnong or frankston?
38:28 <Accuracy> in the next fortnight I'll be going to manly
38:36 <Accuracy> so that'll be a journey
38:43 <bosworth> lol
38:44 <President_Trump> what are u going to manly for?
38:46 <bosworth> manly?
39:00 <Accuracy> President_Trump tbh I dislike everywhere I go
39:04 <President_Trump> spingvale, maribyrnong, frankston, fairfield to manly? lolllllllllllllllllllllll
39:07 <L-o> men men men ma manly men men men men men ma manly men men
39:33 <Accuracy> yeah well my auntie is dying so Im being forced to go see her..
39:36 <bosworth> manly is a great area
39:39 <Accuracy> make all the jokes you like
39:40 <President_Trump> how are u going to live in manly on centrelink?
39:40 <bosworth> forced?
39:43 <bosworth> yet she is dying?
39:47 <bosworth> great person u are
39:52 <Accuracy> she's my mums sister
39:52 <bosworth> explains your choice in "men"
40:08 <President_Trump> where did i make jokes about your auntie dying?
40:19 <L-o> my balls smelly
40:29 <L-o> clean em up for me smelody
40:38 <President_Trump> oh he said that lol
40:48 <Accuracy> eh you can ask me to leave or I just can not respond. I'm not a fool on irc.
41:17 <President_Trump> have u ever been to manly for?
41:18 <President_Trump> before
41:40 <Accuracy> no
41:46 <L-o> you guys r losers
41:51 Quit: L-o ([email protected]) Quit: ( www.nnscript.com :: NoNameScript 4.22 :: www.esnation.com )
41:59 <Accuracy> I'm a little bit nervous about it but I'm excited at the same time
42:10 <Accuracy> I heard it's a big place
42:10 <President_Trump> why are u nervous?
42:18 <President_Trump> big place?
42:20 <President_Trump> wtf
42:24 <Accuracy> well I don't want to say goodbye to my auntie
42:41 <Accuracy> I haven't seen her since my mums funeral
42:52 <Accuracy> and I'm not really keen on my cousins
43:00 <President_Trump> where are u staying?
44:06 <Accuracy> well I'm still figuring that part out, my auntie just got home from hospital and she's not in a place that could put me and the kids up but I've got 900 put aside so I figure if we go for a week
44:22 <Accuracy> we'll go to family dinners and it should cover a hotel near her
44:46 <President_Trump> i live in manly you can stay with me
44:51 Join: L-o ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
44:53 <L-o> smelly nerds
44:55 <L-o> lmaooo
45:01 <Accuracy> no thankyou but thankyou for the offer
45:09 <President_Trump> why not we are friends
45:11 <L-o> smelly nerds
45:13 <L-o> lmaooo
45:26 <President_Trump> we will get faux over for a pizza
45:32 <bosworth> 900 lol
45:35 <bosworth> that wont get u far
45:46 <Accuracy> I have two small children and I'm not interested in anything when it comes to sleeping at a strangers house
46:00 <President_Trump> bosworth is right 900 wont get you far, you will have to stay with me mel
46:03 <Accuracy> bosworth it will.
46:09 <L-o> lolz
46:13 <Accuracy> nah.
46:16 <L-o> i just got me dsp payment of 800
46:17 <L-o> yeaa boy
46:18 <President_Trump> im not a stranger i am friends with daz
46:32 <Accuracy> plus I can get more money if I don't surfice
46:41 <Accuracy> thankyou for the offer :)
46:59 <President_Trump> where will u get more money from if u arent working at the ambassador?
47:15 <Accuracy> I don't work there.
47:22 <President_Trump> why not come up to manly and work for trump if u know what i mean
47:24 <L-o> glory hole queen pays off
47:30 <Accuracy> I don't work in general, I'm a fulltime mother.
47:47 <President_Trump> why pay 900 for accomodation when u can earn 100 a night with trump in manly?
47:59 <L-o> lolzzz
48:08 <Accuracy> I have family in manly and I have a little bit of family in melbourne to help me if I'm strapped.
48:11 <Accuracy> :)
48:21 <L-o> brettingham_smell wants to give melody a bumjack
48:35 <Accuracy> no I'd rather suck glass than fuck anyone.
48:38 <President_Trump> u can cook your chicken kiev a few nights
48:48 <President_Trump> bring trump breakfast in bed
48:49 <Accuracy> no thanks
48:50 <L-o> u already did it with blitzkrieg
48:52 <President_Trump> wake me up at 5:30
48:56 <L-o> whats it matter
49:01 <President_Trump> say 'its 5:30 trump'
49:25 <L-o> :>
49:26 <Accuracy> okay guys, you seem to have that 'fuckfaced dickfaced cunt' moment happening
49:40 * bosworth slaps Accuracy around a bit with a large trout
49:49 <Accuracy> shall I leave you in peace?
49:55 <L-o> okies
50:01 <President_Trump> what is a fuckfaced dickfaced cunt moment?
50:21 <Accuracy> well you can only be normal for about 2.5 seconds
50:29 <Accuracy> then you go all wankerish.
50:34 Quit: L-o ([email protected]) Quit: ( www.nnscript.com :: NoNameScript 4.22 :: www.esnation.com )
50:36 <Accuracy> I lose interest
50:44 <President_Trump> do u think u will like manly more than frankston?
51:03 <Accuracy> I'm not sure, I'm not familiar with manly
51:30 <President_Trump> ill show u around, we can meet one day down at the wharf
51:35 <President_Trump> or the beach
51:49 <Accuracy> if it's nice and my cousins aren't total wankers who knows, I might move up there
51:54 <bosworth> lol
51:56 <bosworth> move to manly
51:57 <bosworth> that wont happen
51:59 <bosworth> but nice try
52:10 <Accuracy> okay
52:18 * Accuracy shrugs
52:31 <President_Trump> there is no need to move to manly just coz daz keeps harrassing you in melbourne
52:38 <President_Trump> call the police
52:45 <Accuracy> well it's not like I'm giving my apartment here to move there
53:26 <Accuracy> I love my apartment here in summer.
54:00 <President_Trump> how are u getting to manly?
54:11 <bosworth> manly is better than where u live lol
54:15 <bosworth> especially in summer
54:19 <bosworth> but i like your hopes of living there
54:39 <Accuracy> your opinion doesn't bother me
54:47 <bosworth> its not an opinion
54:52 <bosworth> have fun moving to manly
54:56 <Accuracy> comment
55:00 <bosworth> you couldnt afford it
55:00 <President_Trump> if u call the salvos for hampers in frankston how will u afford a place in manly?
55:13 <Accuracy> whatever you want to call it..
55:34 <Accuracy> I have alot of family in manly.
55:39 <bosworth> good for u
55:49 <bosworth> they are prob the bogans that have lived there for years
55:55 <bosworth> u wont be able to slot into manly
55:59 <Accuracy> I'm not a name dropper but seriously I possibly won't move there in all honesty
56:07 <bosworth> i know u wont
56:10 <bosworth> i cant tell u that now
56:11 <Accuracy> melbourne is my favourite place
56:22 <Accuracy> victoria is the state!
56:26 <President_Trump> didnt u visit manly when u lived in fairfield?
56:41 <President_Trump> what about bondi beach?
56:42 <bosworth> ppl who live in fairfield dont go anywhere
56:54 <Accuracy> I saw bondi
56:59 <Accuracy> it looked pathetic
57:03 <bosworth> LOL
57:04 <bosworth> pathetic
57:10 <bosworth> thats always what losers say
57:12 <Accuracy> st kilda beach shits all over bondi
57:18 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
57:19 <bosworth> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
57:20 <bosworth> STKILDA
57:24 <bosworth> thats a lake basically
57:34 <Accuracy> each to their own i guess
57:38 <bosworth> no ur wrong
57:51 <bosworth> http://www.victoria.aussietrueblue.com/st-kilda-beach.jpg
57:53 <bosworth> st kilda
58:01 <Accuracy> personal opinion, how can i be wrong?
58:13 <bosworth> http://www.justsnorkel.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/bondi2_big.jpg
58:14 <Accuracy> glen elg in adelaide is better than bondi aswell
58:15 <bosworth> bondi beach
58:18 <bosworth> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
58:25 <Accuracy> nsw/sydney totally sucks
58:27 <bosworth> campbeltown is better than south australia
58:47 <Accuracy> okay..
58:53 <Accuracy> if you think so.
59:07 <bosworth> i know so
59:15 <President_Trump> when you lived in fairfield why didnt u visit your family in manly?
59:21 <Accuracy> tbh I prefer even christies beach in s.a better than bondi
59:36 <Accuracy> President_Trump they didn't live there back then
59:48 <Accuracy> I was 19, I'm now 30
59:54 <bosworth> lollllllllll
59:56 <President_Trump> http://www.australia.com/content/australia/en/places/nsw/nsw-manly-beach/jcr:content/hero/image.adapt.1663.medium.jpg
00:01 <Accuracy> people move around
00:08 <Accuracy> eh
00:25 <Accuracy> tbh it's winter, I'm not going to compare beaches
00:37 <Accuracy> nsw isn't interesting
00:40 <President_Trump> when are u going thre?
00:44 <Accuracy> I'm going there to see my auntie
01:12 <President_Trump> when did u last talk to your auntie?
01:45 <Accuracy> today
01:51 <Accuracy> we speak everyday
02:06 <Accuracy> we live interstate but we speak daily
02:15 <President_Trump> every single day? for how long?
02:44 <President_Trump> as in for how many days/weeks/years have u spoken to her every day?
03:29 <President_Trump> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/inner-south/mother-anxious-after-dirty-needle-prick-at-frankston-beach/story-fngnvli9-1226718798811
03:31 <Accuracy> ever since my mum died
03:31 <President_Trump> was that you?
03:43 <bosworth> lol
03:50 <bosworth> below left his fit
03:54 <bosworth> at frango
04:00 <President_Trump> have you told your auntie about below?
04:24 <Accuracy> okay I've lost all interest in your conversation
04:34 <Accuracy> :)
04:45 <Accuracy> have fun butt fucking eachother
04:52 <President_Trump> u havent told her about daz?
05:19 <President_Trump> would u stay at my place in manly if daz is there too?
06:39 <bosworth> you should
06:41 <bosworth> bring daz with u
06:43 <bosworth> for protection
06:54 <Accuracy> lol have fun guys
06:59 <President_Trump> yeah bring daz up so i can rape him
07:17 <President_Trump> i will throw him in my rape dungeon with josh
07:45 <Accuracy> I truly think you're both bipolar or homos.. the way you guys ask about cock and sex is weird.
08:04 <Accuracy> have fun. I'm going to watch a movie
08:09 <President_Trump> what movie?
08:15 <Accuracy> demolition
08:27 <President_Trump> where did u get it from?
08:29 <Accuracy> I only got half way through it this morning
08:40 <Accuracy> anyway.
08:53 <Accuracy> take care, don't be too rough wih eachother.
08:58 <bosworth> we love u
09:13 <President_Trump> will daz text you tomorrow?
09:14 <bosworth> demolition
09:18 <bosworth> what shit movie is that
09:49 <bosworth> jake glynnhall rubbish
10:08 <bosworth> he's done 1 good movie it was called "At Home With Darren"
10:36 <bosworth> it was about an obese IT worker that stalks girls off the work computers and rapes them and kills them
10:45 <President_Trump> well i might go too, daz wanted me to wake him up at 5:30 but i will wake him up now and rape him
10:46 <bosworth> and scatters their body parts around cheong
10:50 <bosworth> and noble park
11:44 * bosworth slaps Accuracy around a bit with a large trout
13:03 <Accuracy> nah I think his best work was donnie darko
13:21 <bosworth> donnie darko is shit
13:24 <bosworth> tryhard movie
13:26 <bosworth> hipster
13:28 <Accuracy> okay
13:31 <bosworth> his best was end of night
13:41 <Accuracy> if you say so..
13:41 <bosworth> nightcrawler was ok but lame
13:43 <bosworth> i know so
13:56 <bosworth> i have seen more movies than u ever will mel
14:05 <Accuracy> I guess you're the coolest person in the hood
14:10 <bosworth> jake glunhill is not very good actor
14:15 <bosworth> im one of the coolest yes
14:18 <Accuracy> okay
14:27 <Accuracy> if you say so.
14:31 <bosworth> thats why i have a despo radar
14:36 <bosworth> and loser detection built in
14:42 <Accuracy> okay
14:43 <bosworth> i can smell a despo in another state
14:50 <bosworth> ppl like bowen and o driscoll are not cool
14:51 <bosworth> LOL
14:55 <Accuracy> great news
15:11 <bosworth> the only time i come across ppl as lame you and the others are when i sign into austnet
15:13 <Accuracy> you're boring me again though
15:22 <bosworth> even the aspergers chan on freenode has more intelligence than this place
15:31 <Accuracy> okay
15:39 <bosworth> i love u
15:44 <bosworth> miss me baby
15:45 <Accuracy> either way i find you fairly boring
15:49 <bosworth> thats ok
15:56 <bosworth> im not exactly embarking in deep convo with u
15:57 <bosworth> lol
16:12 <bosworth> if u call being paid out a conversation well then i guess that explains your interaction with darren
16:15 <Accuracy> you make me want to do drugs just to feel something.
16:21 <bosworth> i dont know 1 female that would talk to a guy like darren
16:21 <Accuracy> =\
16:25 <bosworth> take drugs if u want
16:28 <bosworth> im not going to judge u
16:40 <Accuracy> nah I'm not a loser.
16:44 <bosworth> thats right
16:46 <Accuracy> :)
16:51 <bosworth> a loser would say that
16:55 <bosworth> a cool person would take the drugs
17:04 <bosworth> and still be stable enough to mother
17:11 <Accuracy> anyway I'm going to watch this movie, have fun, you've even put trump to sleep
17:16 <Accuracy> poor bastard.
17:24 <bosworth> trump is actually here
17:28 <bosworth> he's wanking over darren
17:44 <Accuracy> nie nies darling.
17:46 <bosworth> its my turn next
17:51 <bosworth> then jens
18:08 <bosworth> Accuracy jen said you are as boring as a walk to centrelink
19:20 <Accuracy> I bet she has alot to say to alot of people, anyway. nie nies.
24:42 <bosworth> cya love u
24:43 <bosworth> xo
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38:21 <L-o> stinking ballz
40:13 <L-o> :))
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43:05 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Glenn
43:13 <L-o> glenno
43:22 <L-o> sarp bitch nigger
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03:46 <L-o> you die hard when i rhyme bars
03:49 <L-o> [:
08:57 <L-o> fuck shit my pants
09:08 <L-o> the fart disguised itself
09:31 <L-o> as a normal one but the fart juice flowed out ://
11:19 <L-o> i neeed someeee weeeeeed
11:26 <L-o> steven_ can i pinch a cone off ya faggot
13:40 <L-o> i miss bonny
15:06 <L-o> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsK-OxJQJP8
15:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vinnie Paz "Cheesesteaks" - Official Video (Jun 21, 2012) Length: 3:34 - Category: Music - 6,543,110 views views - 33,195 likes (97.8%), 740 dislikes (2.2%)
15:29 <L-o> rhymes over wicked instrumentals
15:39 <L-o> fuck im a mad cunt
15:42 <L-o> like seriously
15:47 <L-o> im the coolest guy in here
16:20 <L-o> fb post had a pig rooting a muslim with caption: puttin the ham in mohammed
27:05 <L-o> lmaooooo
30:08 <L-o> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yih_bMc5B7o
30:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snowgoons - Get Off The Ground ft Term, Lil Fame, Sean P, Ruste Juxx, Justin Time & H.Stax (Aug 16, 2012) Length: 7:04 - Category: Music - 2,499,003 views views - 16,709 likes (98.2%), 305 dislikes (1.8%)
30:12 <L-o> good tune this one imho
30:43 <L-o> i <3 god he has made me very leathal
41:09 <L-o> destroy evil.. i dont really like people..
41:23 <L-o> D-:
41:35 <L-o> gona go wake up weed dealer at 7
41:40 <L-o> get her ass up lmaooooo
43:01 <L-o> hang my portrait on the wall and you can frame me for murder
49:44 <L-o> where lumies
49:49 <L-o> me lumies lizzy
49:59 <L-o> little button nose
53:32 <L-o> bought an imported monster drink from america
53:37 <L-o> $4.70
53:56 <L-o> its like rocket fuel
54:10 <L-o> o_O
55:19 <L-o> they hard to open to
55:30 <L-o> like u need 2 be tyson just to get it open
55:38 <L-o> i usually get a chisel or something
02:13 <L-o> if u can open it with one hand your a winner
05:13 * L-o pours celfuric acid on Accuracy's face
05:19 <L-o> lmaooooo
10:42 <L-o> im taking my pocket bong to dealer house ... sharing bongs get Hepatitis
10:51 <L-o> bai all~
10:55 Nick: L-o is now known as L-out
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03:38 <niktognito> Is anybody here?
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35:24 <Gregory> U dogs
35:35 <Gregory> U fukn filthy dogs
36:22 <Gregory> Every last one of u r goin to pay
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01:14 <CLOWN> Hey
37:22 Nick: CLOWN is now known as Johnny
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45:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Glenn
49:07 <Johnny> Glenn
49:12 <Johnny> The Fucking Asshole
50:48 <Johnny> It's Me Johnny
53:06 <Glenn> It's OK Johnny. I know what you are,everyone else knows what you are... no need to advertise!
54:01 <Johnny> Johnny Go Lucky Mother Fucker
54:05 <Johnny> John the Dragon
54:22 <Johnny> You remember that Glenn
05:11 <Johnny> `topic <@Tigger_> such as to make a falafel roll, what I do is: 1. place the falafel ingredients in a Breville food processor, 2. then deep fry the falafel balls in a Breville deep fryer, 3. use the Breville microwave to cook the falafel balls, 4. then use my Breville sandwich press/toaster to cook the entire falafel roll
42:41 <slinky_J> brevilllee
42:44 <slinky_J> lol
43:09 <slinky_J> my pressure cooker is a Breville lol!
43:20 <slinky_J> THEN I PRESSURE COOK MY FALAFEL IN MY BREVILLE!
47:20 <Johnny> lol
47:23 <Johnny> cunts fucked
47:47 <Johnny> <Johnny> LOL
47:47 <Johnny> <Johnny> you cunts are fucked
47:47 <Johnny> <Johnny> I have specialised knowledge using Russell Hobbs appliances
47:47 <Johnny> <Johnny> I boil some water to make it hot in my Russell Hobbs kettle
47:47 <Johnny> <Johnny> I then proceed to put two slices of bread in my Russell Hobbs toaster
47:47 <Johnny> <@Tigger_> Russell Hobbs appliances are just cheap junk, shameful to own
47:47 <Johnny> <Johnny> and Breville isnt
47:47 <Johnny> <Johnny> lol
47:47 <Johnny> <@Tigger_> correct
47:47 <Johnny> <Johnny> I much prefer my Russell Hobbs kithen appliances and accessories
47:47 <Johnny> <@Tigger_> they are for poor people
47:47 <Johnny> <Johnny> Quality above the rest
47:47 <Johnny> <@Tigger_> you should get your horse to stomp on Russell Hobbs appliances
47:47 Kick: Johnny was kicked by bios (flood)
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08:06 <L-out> yeaaaa boy
08:13 <L-out> 3 pointz n a propper pipe
08:18 <L-out> lmaooo
08:45 <Johnny> LOL
08:54 Nick: Johnny is now known as CLOWN
08:56 <CLOWN> junkieeeeeee
08:59 <CLOWN> CUNT
09:34 <CLOWN> my person didnt come through last night
09:37 <CLOWN> fucking bitch
09:43 <CLOWN> so im getting 35 points
09:53 <CLOWN> not to thurs though
10:00 <CLOWN> gotta go bank soon
10:05 <L-out> jk
10:08 <L-out> its only 2
10:11 <L-out> but its the grouse
10:19 <CLOWN> im jealous
10:26 <CLOWN> i need somethinhg
10:30 <CLOWN> to tie me other
10:32 <CLOWN> over*
10:33 <L-out> i take foto of my setup
10:38 <CLOWN> haha
10:41 <CLOWN> ur right
11:23 <CLOWN> wait an hour then i walk to bank'
11:26 <CLOWN> get me some bitcoin
11:30 <CLOWN> then make purchase
11:31 <CLOWN> heheehheehe
11:43 <CLOWN> better than dealing with fuckheads irl
11:55 <CLOWN> cbf'd with the shit
12:03 <CLOWN> get this cunt to drop me off a half w8
12:22 <CLOWN> im not happy
12:28 <CLOWN> suss the cunts out now
12:30 <CLOWN> brb
13:12 <CLOWN> this bitch is on facebook but she aint replying
13:15 <CLOWN> its like
13:20 <CLOWN> well u got nothing then cunt
13:21 <CLOWN> tell me
13:55 <L-out> takin a while to upload imhoez
13:59 <CLOWN> what
14:07 <CLOWN> i pressed /clear
14:12 <CLOWN> what did u say
14:17 <L-out> http://imgur.com/lglZQ7F
14:18 <L-out> frog
14:20 <L-out> there
14:23 <L-out> sittin on me desk
14:25 <L-out> ^^
14:54 <L-out> might load a pipe up
14:57 <L-out> bbs
15:46 <CLOWN> lol
15:48 <CLOWN> u might?
15:50 <CLOWN> WTF
15:54 <L-out> a smidgit of this stuff goes forever
17:28 <L-out> mm
17:31 <L-out> nice taste imho
17:51 <L-out> i got 5 pointz for 2 hundy
19:22 <L-out> sent mum out to get me a gatorade drink to make a bong out of
19:30 <L-out> she gets gatorade 'orange ice'
19:31 <L-out> lmaoooooo
23:16 <L-out> Cloud
23:17 <L-out> CLOWN
23:22 <L-out> ill tick u a point
24:17 <CLOWN> ok mate sweet
24:40 <CLOWN> dont want it
25:02 <L-out> dont want a toke?
25:16 <CLOWN> yeah now
25:19 <CLOWN> LOL
25:35 <CLOWN> goto post office
25:43 <CLOWN> buy an express c5 envelope
25:53 <L-out> me dealer mate makes glass pipes all day
25:53 <CLOWN> get some normal paper
26:02 <L-out> with a blowtorch and pyrex glass
26:07 <CLOWN> put clip-seal baggy
26:11 <CLOWN> in a MBB bag
26:15 <CLOWN> seal it
26:19 <CLOWN> and send it express to me
26:24 <CLOWN> ill have it tomorrow
26:30 <L-out> he made my 1
26:37 <L-out> lil blue spot lulz
27:09 <CLOWN> dog
27:14 <CLOWN> u fucking dog
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29:26 <L-out> the donuts in the fridge are tempting my taste buds -.-
33:38 <L-out> hobbit must be a jellyhead
33:44 <L-out> :/
33:51 <L-out> im goin to lay the smackdown on battlefront
33:56 <L-out> seeya bitch niggers
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13:53 <runner> Accuracy
13:56 <runner> Where is Below?
14:47 Quit: Accuracy ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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18:08 <L-out> http://imgur.com/F7FfUY5
18:09 <L-out> me
18:14 <L-out> taken 10 mns ago
18:53 Quit: Cloud ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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24:03 <runner> Looks like a scraggy faggot
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29:53 Nick: xm is now known as xm1
35:28 <L-out> quit stairin at me like a infa-red nigga
41:50 <BlackDevil> wow you are so gay joel
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48:28 <CLOWN> watch your back kuniva
48:54 <runner> whos this Clown?
51:10 <CLOWN> shut your mouth
51:46 <runner> whos this Clown?
51:47 <runner> whos this Clown?
51:49 <CLOWN> kuniva will pay for what he has done
51:50 <CLOWN> kuniva will pay for what he has done
52:16 <runner> whos this Clown?
52:17 <runner> whos this Clown?
52:18 <runner> whos this Clown?
52:27 <CLOWN> FUCK YOU KUNIVA
54:09 <L-out> ill make you skip. CUNT
57:36 <CLOWN> fuck you dogg
57:43 <CLOWN> fuck you dogg
57:44 <CLOWN> fuck you dogg
04:51 <L-out> http://imgur.com/F7FfUY5
04:58 <L-out> sexy hey Clown :]
06:12 <L-out> not givin a fuck
06:14 <L-out> ^^
07:00 <CLOWN> your a menace
07:03 <CLOWN> who must be stopped
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14:43 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Jon
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15:14 Nick: Jon is now known as BlackDevil
15:55 <BlackDevil> fuckin david
15:59 <BlackDevil> dossed me
16:01 <BlackDevil> pile of shit
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33:14 <CLOWN> well here he is
33:18 <CLOWN> do something about
33:19 <CLOWN> it
33:25 <CLOWN> * countryroad ([email protected]) has joined #nerdhacks
33:40 <CLOWN> breaker is [email protected] * 1.372 light years
33:50 <runner> ahahahahaha!
34:02 <runner> loopyshit
34:03 <runner> loopyshit
34:04 <runner> loopyshit
34:13 <CLOWN> fuck up
34:14 <runner> d shits
34:31 <runner> where jenny
34:32 <runner> ?
35:20 <CLOWN> my baby ?
35:33 <runner> ye
35:43 <runner> did u fuck her?
35:51 <CLOWN> did i?
35:56 <runner> did ya?
36:01 <runner> fuck jenny?
36:06 <CLOWN> jenny?
36:12 <runner> jen gow
36:19 <CLOWN> hahahaha
36:47 <CLOWN> LOL
36:57 <CLOWN> gowchi pie
37:12 <runner> yessss
37:41 * runner is here for some of that sweet gowchi pie
39:24 <CLOWN> well shes not here buddy
39:31 <CLOWN> your shit out of lucik
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40:38 <runner> here she is
40:39 <runner> here she is
40:49 <runner> sweet mel pie
41:22 <CLOWN> whos mel
41:28 <runner> Accuracy = mels
41:38 <runner> lou thomo
41:38 <CLOWN> never heard of it
49:44 <CLOWN> hey Mel
49:48 <CLOWN> how u doin
51:38 <runner> hehehehehehe
51:51 <runner> mels
51:55 <runner> whats doing clut?
51:58 <runner> hehehehe!
52:10 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllll
52:40 <runner> wheres below at?
53:15 <President_Trump> based on past behaviour below is probably down at the local kindergarten
53:28 <runner> You might find this hard to believe, but despite Belows reputation he doesnt sleep with every girl he meets
53:31 <runner> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
54:00 <President_Trump> i find that very hard to believe
54:04 <President_Trump> its like he has a new girl every day
54:11 <runner> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
54:24 <runner> Darren Below
54:27 <runner> LOOOLLLL
07:36 <CLOWN> sweet
07:43 <CLOWN> FUCK UP
07:44 <CLOWN> CUNT
07:46 <CLOWN> DOGGGGGG
07:50 <CLOWN> what cunt
07:52 <CLOWN> hmm
07:54 <CLOWN> DOG
08:23 <L-out> lolz
08:25 <L-out> ello
08:30 Nick: L-out is now known as L-o
08:37 <L-o> i just got my pipe pimped out
08:40 <L-o> take a pic
09:18 <CLOWN> LOL
09:37 <CLOWN> i'm about 20mins away from picking up a teener
10:19 <CLOWN> my asian mate is coming thru
10:24 <slinky_J> pic ya dic
10:33 <slinky_J> im defrosting chicken for soup later
10:42 <slinky_J> GONNA TAKE A WHILE
10:50 <slinky_J> where's my Breville chicken defroster?
10:51 <CLOWN> he won't be long
11:00 <CLOWN> said 45mins
11:11 <CLOWN> 20mins he should be here
11:48 <L-o> http://imgur.com/tum0gPy
12:05 <L-o> m8 melted on a blue ball thingy
12:05 <L-o> ^^
12:08 <L-o> nice n steady
12:23 <CLOWN> lol idiot
12:32 <CLOWN> stay online
12:37 <CLOWN> i'll show ya what i get
13:04 <CLOWN> had some off this cunt last week
13:14 <CLOWN> banged it though
13:17 <CLOWN> didnt smoke it
13:46 <L-o> ive never banged anything
13:50 <L-o> im afraid of needles
13:54 <slinky_J> howcome
13:56 <L-o> i cant even get blood tests
13:57 <CLOWN> seemed alright
14:01 <slinky_J> no shit lel
14:09 <slinky_J> blood tests r fun
14:12 <slinky_J> but it aint fair
14:18 <slinky_J> they didnt give u a vile of their blood
14:20 <slinky_J> cunts
14:23 <President_Trump> more pics L-o
16:57 <CLOWN> 10mins
18:20 <CLOWN> furious clouds will be blown
19:09 <slinky_J> more drug pics pls
19:15 <slinky_J> so i can lick my screen
20:06 <L-o> lolz
20:15 <CLOWN> cunts fucked
20:17 <L-o> i got a weeks worth of meat sitting at dealers house
20:20 <CLOWN> taking too long
20:27 <President_Trump> meat?
20:28 <slinky_J> fk
20:31 <L-o> her son pinched me 4 1kg scotch fillet steaks
20:32 <L-o> D:
20:33 <slinky_J> y is it there
20:33 <slinky_J> lol
20:37 <slinky_J> oh
20:42 <slinky_J> haha
20:43 <L-o> 40 bucks a pop
20:44 <President_Trump> your dealer stole steak off you? lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
20:44 <CLOWN> thieving animal
20:50 <slinky_J> worse
20:51 <CLOWN> needs a bullet
20:52 <slinky_J> her kid did
20:56 <L-o> giv him gear for it i thinks
20:56 <President_Trump> her kid = her
20:57 <CLOWN> right between the eyes
21:05 <CLOWN> one shot
21:08 <CLOWN> is all it takes
21:16 <CLOWN> put the cunt out of misery
21:19 <President_Trump> how did u find out it was at your dealers house?
21:26 <L-o> i am wanted...
21:31 <L-o> i must depart
21:33 <L-o> cu
22:55 <slinky_J> maybe i should become a junky since my life isnt perfect
23:05 <slinky_J> i like my teeth tho
23:33 <President_Trump> you take your meds u are already a junkie
23:34 <slinky_J> i guess u get a lot of sex from junky sluts if u give them gear ey
23:38 <slinky_J> lol President_Trump
23:50 <slinky_J> i have to take anti depressants
24:03 <President_Trump> Accuracy will have sex with you for a toke
24:13 <slinky_J> erg
24:23 <President_Trump> you have wanted mel pussy for a long time haven't you josh?
24:51 <slinky_J> no
25:01 <President_Trump> that's not what she says
25:15 <slinky_J> care what she says
25:26 <President_Trump> she has no reason to lie
25:32 <slinky_J> she's gross and foul mouthed
25:54 <slinky_J> lol dont play games with me man
26:36 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
26:39 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
27:13 <CLOWN> pong is a DOG
27:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> fuk u
32:07 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who ru
32:12 * [[[[[pong]]]]] demands to know
34:17 * runner demands to know
34:47 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who r u runner
34:49 * [[[[[pong]]]]] demands to know
35:02 <runner> who r u [[[[[pong]]]]]
35:06 * runner demands to know
35:06 <CLOWN> UR A DOG
35:12 <CLOWN> THATS WHO PONG IS
35:18 <CLOWN> A BIG FUCKING DOGGGGGGGGGG
35:30 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong is [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
35:35 <CLOWN> A DOGGGGGGGGGG
35:37 <CLOWN> DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
35:38 <CLOWN> DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
35:39 <CLOWN> DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
35:40 <CLOWN> DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
35:41 <CLOWN> DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
35:41 Kick: CLOWN was kicked by bios (flood)
35:41 <!CLOWN> DOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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36:10 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllll
36:42 <CLOWN> Trump
36:42 Kick: CLOWN was kicked by ChanOP ([Glenn] ...on yer way sport!)
36:49 Join: CLOWN ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
36:56 <CLOWN> LOL
36:58 <CLOWN> GLENN'
37:00 <CLOWN> THE
37:02 <CLOWN> ASSHOLE
37:02 <CLOWN> !
37:03 <runner> Glenn faggot
37:04 <CLOWN> STRIKES AGAIN'
37:06 <runner> Glenn faggot
37:09 <President_Trump> u got drugs CLOWN?
37:17 <CLOWN> No
37:18 <Glenn>  Moving runner into the #nerdhacks "Cone of Silence".
37:20 Mode: (by Glenn) +b *!*@139.59.35D707.A747D6
37:22 <Glenn>  That will keep you quiet for a while!
37:30 <CLOWN> LOL
37:30 <Glenn> Next?
37:33 <CLOWN> GLENN!
37:35 <CLOWN> ASSHOLE
37:38 <CLOWN> TRY ME
37:43 <CLOWN> SILENCE ME
37:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> CLOWN is gay
38:01 <CLOWN> you cant
38:02 <CLOWN> can you
38:06 <CLOWN> NOBODY CAN
38:18 <Glenn> Of course not.
38:24 <countryroad> runner and CLOWN are the same person david hobbs loopydog
38:25 <Glenn>  Moving clown into the #nerdhacks "Cone of Silence".
38:27 Mode: (by Glenn) +b *!*@89.32.C1ABA6.869896
38:29 <Glenn>  That will keep you quiet for a while!
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38:41 <Glenn> I really don't care who he is.
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38:51 <CLOWN> lol
38:53 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> CLOWN is super duper turbo gay
39:01 <CLOWN> DIDNT WORK
39:03 <CLOWN> BRUHHHHHH
39:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
39:46 <CLOWN> lol
39:48 <CLOWN> pong is nuts
40:12 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yeasss
41:05 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong is who told u
49:48 Mode: (by Glenn) -bb *!*@89.32.C1ABA6.869896 *!*@139.59.35D707.A747D6
50:28 <runner> hey glenda
53:57 <CLOWN> Thanks Glenn!!
54:00 <CLOWN> I can speak now!!!
54:04 <CLOWN> *Phew*
10:56 <runner> heh
11:01 <runner> countryroad baby
12:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong hungery
14:00 Quit: Glenn ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
16:22 <runner> countryroad baby
16:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> were is stanky??????????????
17:12 <slinky_J> gettin coollld
18:18 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> wat
18:34 <runner> countryroad baby
22:42 <runner> time to troll countryroad
23:35 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> wats that
26:18 <slinky_J> President_Trump are you watching the republican convention on sbs
26:23 <slinky_J> your hero is on!
26:30 <slinky_J> HE IS JESUS
26:50 <slinky_J> his wife is so shit she stole lines from Obama's wife's speech rofl
27:02 <slinky_J> SOMEBODY GET THAT MEXICAN WHORE OFF THE STAGE
27:18 <slinky_J> Donald Trump needs to build a wall around her mouth
27:59 <President_Trump> lol
28:01 <CLOWN> shut up
28:04 <President_Trump> i am not up to this bit yet
28:11 <President_Trump> im watching a replay
28:35 <President_Trump> who is the mexican whore?
28:41 <CLOWN> ur really starting to piss me off damian
30:23 <slinky_J> https://youtu.be/o9x3Z6b0Z1g
30:27 <slinky_J> Michael Shannon <3
30:28 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Elvis & Nixon Official Trailer #1 (2016) - Michael Shannon, Kevin Spacey Movie HD (Jan 8, 2016) Length: 2:28 - Category: Film & Animation - 1,192,504 views views - 5,947 likes (89.3%), 713 dislikes (10.7%)
30:58 <President_Trump> slinky_J who is the mexican whore?
31:21 <slinky_J> Donald Trumps wife
32:06 <President_Trump> go tell hell
32:13 <President_Trump> go to hell
34:39 <slinky_J> who the fuck is this bearded fuck
34:44 <slinky_J> with a bandana
34:44 <slinky_J> rofl
34:56 <President_Trump> ducky dynsasty
34:56 <slinky_J> if the founding fathers could see USA now
34:59 <President_Trump> duck
35:09 <slinky_J> they would hate the country
35:24 <CLOWN> one more word damian
35:26 <President_Trump> if they could see all the millions crooked hillary has taken from the saudi and other foreign governments
35:30 <CLOWN> thats all it will take
35:33 <runner> slinky_J lives in the gallows of Duck Commander
37:08 <President_Trump> go to hell slinky_J
37:22 <runner> slinky_J is a faggot
37:38 <CLOWN> fuck you damian
37:41 <President_Trump> u apologise to the future first lady
38:07 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> CLOWN wants ops in #pooland
38:22 <runner> Where are ya countryroad
39:23 <slinky_J> Donald Trump has put thousands out of work
39:43 <slinky_J> there are soup kitchens that're only open because of him and his bad decision making
39:46 <President_Trump> crooked hillary's foundation only gives 10% to charity
40:02 <slinky_J> Donald Trump isn't a saint dude
40:07 <slinky_J> he's all for Trump
40:21 <President_Trump> who is crooked hillary for?
40:29 <slinky_J> all this is for him is a way to leave the greatest legacy he can
40:55 <President_Trump> who are other politicians for?
41:40 Quit: runner ([email protected]) Quit:
42:40 <President_Trump> well verminwood?
42:52 <slinky_J> why're you asking me that
43:06 <slinky_J> I was talking about Donald Trump not anyone else
43:25 <President_Trump> lol
43:29 <President_Trump> stop making a fool of yourself
44:17 <slinky_J> I'm not
44:40 <CLOWN> shut up damian
44:46 <slinky_J> pinch a nerve or something?
44:52 <President_Trump> who is crooked hillary for?
44:58 <slinky_J> oh no someone is putting down trump waahh wahhh my hero!
45:35 <slinky_J> you even use phrases he uses
45:42 <slinky_J> "crooked Hillary"
45:45 <President_Trump> "i know like did u see what he said about muslims like man how could he say that about muslims how could u like him?" - josh ratwood
45:46 <slinky_J> why is she crooked?
46:01 <slinky_J> haha that's ur only line
46:05 <slinky_J> lame
46:38 <slinky_J> you're as stupid as the rest of the fools that were roped in by Trumps rants
46:45 <slinky_J> that's what reeled you in
46:55 <President_Trump> ?
47:06 <President_Trump> u still got your koran ratwood? lolllllllllllllllllllll
47:11 <slinky_J> no
47:18 <slinky_J> threw it out years ago
47:19 <slinky_J> dude
47:25 <slinky_J> catch up
47:27 <President_Trump> why did you get cold feet at the last minute converting to your beloved islam?
47:32 <slinky_J> wtf
47:43 <slinky_J> I was never converting to islam
47:51 <slinky_J> and I bought a koran to read through before I ever talked to you on irc
47:59 <slinky_J> far out get your facts straight
48:03 <President_Trump> josh wanted to be a muslim coz he thought they were 'cool' and 'cutting edge' he would see the world 'in a new light' lololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
48:05 <slinky_J> you're worse than the real Trump
48:17 <slinky_J> haha
48:20 <slinky_J> ok
48:31 Join: runner ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
48:38 <slinky_J> describe to me what it is about Trump that appeals to you
48:40 <President_Trump> u thought if u were muslim then Accuracy would like u and u would get some mel pussy
48:45 <slinky_J> and why you admire the man
48:59 <slinky_J> u can have the mel pussy bro
48:59 <slinky_J> lol
49:13 <slinky_J> y u even go on about her
49:23 <President_Trump> instead u ended up sucking simba cock
50:00 <runner> simbaaaaaaa
50:41 <President_Trump> josh sucking on simba cock who could only last 60 seconds before blowing in slinkys mouth
50:46 <slinky_J> lol you have nothing to use against me so you just make shit up
51:08 <slinky_J> President_Trump's meltdown!
51:46 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
51:50 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
53:11 <steven_> lolol
53:17 <steven_> countryroad has a raging boner for slobbsy
53:57 <runner> countryroad us jealous of me
54:07 <slinky_J> whos countryroad
54:16 <runner> davey pollock
54:37 <President_Trump> make shit up? slinky_J are you saying simba lasts for longer than 60 seconds?
55:55 <slinky_J> lol ur so offended
56:01 <slinky_J> wah wah i dissed ur hero
56:03 <slinky_J> gonna rant on
56:20 Quit: CLOWN ([email protected]) Quit:
56:21 <runner> rage on countryroad
56:29 <President_Trump> my hero? no i just recognise good over evil
56:39 <slinky_J> you don't understand Donald Trump like I do
56:40 <slinky_J> ok
56:43 <slinky_J> just admit it
56:50 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllll
56:54 <President_Trump> mrwuf 2.0
56:57 <slinky_J> I know him better I watched more news about him than you on youtube
57:19 <slinky_J> I googled him over one hundred times today
57:27 <runner> rage on countryroad
57:28 <President_Trump> i know u want to be like him
57:28 * slinky_J is more dedicated to Donald J. Trump
57:31 <President_Trump> then u could get mel pussy
58:43 <slinky_J> you can't hurt me with your fake love and admiration for Donald Trump.
58:56 Join: CLOWN ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
58:59 <slinky_J> you're mole, a rat trying to bring him down on irc!
59:16 Quit: CLOWN ([email protected]) Quit:
59:31 <President_Trump> slinky_J
59:32 <President_Trump> loser
59:36 <President_Trump> we need to make america great again
59:37 Join: CLOWN ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
59:41 <President_Trump> and we need to make america safe again
59:42 <President_Trump> ok?
59:48 * slinky_J shakes head in despair
00:08 <runner> rage on slinky_J
02:53 <steven_> <RidiculousTwezzers878> Home can I pop over hangn sorry bro
03:01 <steven_> <RidiculousTwezzers878> Can I pop over 4 couple if u got enough
03:01 <steven_> <steven> ye
03:07 <steven_> lololol
03:09 <Lumeah> Sup fuckers
03:21 <Lumeah> Hi slinky_J hun.
03:35 <runner> rage on Lumeah
04:02 <Lumeah> Rage where?
04:21 <runner> keep raging hun
04:25 <L-o> FUCK
04:32 <L-o> we just got drug raided
04:38 <L-o> i got 4 charges
04:41 <steven_> 'drug raided'
04:44 <Lumeah> Hahaha
04:45 <steven_> your a fucking dumb cunt
04:50 <L-o> yeah at vaughns
04:52 <Lumeah> Oh man!
04:59 <Lumeah> Poor babes.
05:04 <runner> rage on L-o
05:05 <slinky_J> YOU WILL END THE LIES RIGHT NOW President_Trump OR YOU WILL NOT GO TO THE GREAT CHRISTIAN HEAVEN I WILL WITH DONALD J. TRUMP!
05:06 <L-o> im about to pull a bong and a copper is looking at me standing in the doorway
05:09 <L-o> im just like.l
05:12 <L-o> kcc?rf
05:13 <L-o> kcc?rf
05:22 <steven_> if you werent such a fat cunt u could of got away
05:24 <steven_> lololol
05:30 <runner> rage on L-o
05:33 <Lumeah> Hahahahaha.
05:35 <slinky_J> lol
05:43 <President_Trump> where is nate?
05:43 <Lumeah> Thats fucking classic
05:46 <L-o> got charged for possess ice possess weed and untensils
05:49 <runner> rage on L-o
05:56 <Lumeah> Fuck man
05:59 <steven_> good news
06:05 <slinky_J> real gangsta ass niggas dont run for shit cause real gangsta ass niggas cant run fast
06:05 <Lumeah> Now what?
06:07 <runner> you going to jail again faggot
06:10 <Lumeah> Go to court?
06:15 <L-o> noone went to watch house tho
06:17 <L-o> aaaaaaaahahahahahaa
06:23 <CLOWN> I warned you cunt
06:27 <CLOWN> stay away from the shit
06:28 <runner> you going to jail again faggot
06:29 <runner> you going to jail again faggot
06:30 <runner> you going to jail again faggot
06:38 <L-o> nar
06:51 <L-o> i only had 1 point of rock and a 50 of bud
06:51 <Lumeah> Lol
07:10 <President_Trump> have more L-o
07:11 <CLOWN> i told you that shit will only bring u down
07:13 <President_Trump> dont be a weak cunt
07:17 <steven_> cop is like, ' i hope you didnt pay for this because its not even meth'
07:30 <runner> rage on kunny
07:42 <Lumeah> Classic
07:45 <L-o> hes like 'what do you use this glass pipe for?'
07:45 <steven_> where is jen runner?
07:49 <L-o> i said to get high man
07:50 <CLOWN> u should be ashamed of yourself joel. what is your mother going to say ?
07:57 <runner> rage on kunny
08:02 <runner> rage on steven_
08:04 <steven_> where is jen runner?
08:07 <steven_> lolololol
08:16 <Lumeah> Poor joley hun
08:19 <CLOWN> you're a disgrace L-o
08:22 <L-o> yerp
08:24 <runner> rage on steven_
08:26 <CLOWN> it sounds like you're proud
08:29 <runner> rage on
08:37 <CLOWN> absolute disgrace
08:37 <L-o> the king pin rocked up while they were at the house
08:38 <steven_> poor lil baby
08:41 <L-o> didnt find anything on him
09:01 <CLOWN> he is no kingpin
09:04 <CLOWN> he is a fool
09:06 <CLOWN> just like you
09:06 <runner> so the kingpin just walks in knowing there are cop cars out the front
09:14 <L-o> he already stashed it all
09:20 <slinky_J> kingpin
09:20 <runner> sounds like a made up story
09:23 <steven_> lololol
09:25 <steven_> kingpin
09:27 <slinky_J> of a junkie house
09:30 <CLOWN> i bet he thought he was smart didnt he
09:31 <slinky_J> in a shitty suburb
09:33 <Lumeah> Could be
09:39 <runner> rage on kunny
09:45 <L-o> no rage
09:51 <slinky_J> L-o what would they do if u overdoses there
09:53 <slinky_J> ?
09:54 <runner> rage on son
09:54 <steven_> kingpin is actually
09:58 <slinky_J> -s+d
09:58 <steven_> where is jen runner?
09:59 <Lumeah> runner: wtf? If
10:12 <slinky_J> would they call an ambo for your body or just bury you
10:14 <slinky_J> ?
10:18 <steven_> why so many nicknames in here?
10:21 <runner> jen is talking to me on fb
10:26 <CLOWN> anyway guys my ice will be here in a minute finally
10:29 <CLOWN> i'll bbs
10:40 <L-o> got court in 3 weeks imhoez
10:57 <Lumeah> I wanna vape stuff. Looks cool.
11:21 <L-o> 1 point n a 50 of bud is 150 dollars worth
11:24 <steven_> where is jen runner?
11:25 <L-o> so ill get a mid-range fine
11:26 <Lumeah> Now u go to jail n get really bum fucked
11:37 <runner> jen is talking to me on fb
11:39 <runner> rage on son
11:41 <steven_> looool
11:45 <steven_> sure she is
11:51 <L-o> theyre not after me.. im not a dealer
11:54 <runner> :)
12:06 <Lumeah> Lol.
12:13 <runner> steven_ rage on son
12:15 <Lumeah> So fb means shit
12:40 <slinky_J> there's this fkn doll in bloodborne
12:41 <slinky_J> it's alive
12:50 <slinky_J> and ur character can't even root it
12:55 <slinky_J> shoulda been in the dlc
12:56 <slinky_J> ;)
13:08 <steven_> sure she is
13:10 <steven_> where is jen runner?
13:14 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
13:15 <runner> jen is talking to me on fb
13:18 <runner> steven_ rage on son
13:28 <runner> jealous
13:30 <runner> ?
14:52 <CLOWN> this cunt should be here!!
15:21 <L-o> im not really concerned lolz
15:34 <runner> jal again kunny
16:17 <President_Trump> lol CLOWN, L-o, runner and slinky_J all raging
16:31 <runner> rage on son
16:42 <Accuracy> rage against the machineeeeeeeeeeee
16:51 <runner> mel
16:54 <runner> rage on babe
17:05 <Accuracy> nah I'm too busy to rage
17:19 <runner> Accuracy rage on babe
17:26 <runner> where is darren below?
17:30 <Accuracy> rage doesn't get my washing done sadly
17:42 <Accuracy> I'm not sure, I haven't spoken to him today
18:01 <runner> you mean you just havnt replied to his constant texts today?
18:36 <Accuracy> nah he hasn't texted or messaged me on fb and I've been too busy today and haven't had anything to say tbh
18:47 <CLOWN> my dealer is in lockdown in kerokabban jail in bali - https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/31932872/wa-man-faces-bali-court-over-fake-visa/
18:52 <CLOWN> :(~
19:00 <CLOWN> sent that cunt out of business
19:08 <CLOWN> hehe
19:57 <CLOWN> that could be kunny
20:01 <CLOWN> if you keep going
20:21 <Accuracy> you guys would suck to celebrate with
20:35 <Accuracy> it'd just be a pool of hatred for one another
20:37 <runner> Accuracy, send darren below a text
20:46 <Accuracy> nah I've got nothing to say
20:59 <runner> give him a call
21:04 <runner> tell him you are on irc
21:14 <Accuracy> he knows I'm on irc..
21:19 <runner> im talking to my lady on fb
21:23 <runner> how does he know?
21:36 <Accuracy> cause I'm always on irc.
21:47 <runner> send him a text
21:48 <Accuracy> well always connected to irc.
21:50 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
21:53 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
21:55 <Accuracy> send your face a text.
22:21 <runner> call him on a private number and call him a faggot in another voice
22:43 <Accuracy> nah, I'm not 13, prankcalls aren't fun anymore
22:52 <runner> rage on Accuracy
23:41 <Accuracy> is this your new personality with all the rage on lines to anyone chatting?
23:50 <runner> yepp
23:53 <runner> rage on babe
23:54 <Accuracy> it's fairly lame.
25:09 <runner> rage on Accuracy
25:17 <runner> you cant handle the pressure
25:48 <Accuracy> the pressure of what?
26:01 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
26:10 <runner> rage on Accuracy
26:11 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
26:15 <Accuracy> I'm too busy packing and trying to relax
26:24 <Accuracy> no time for raging buddy
26:26 <runner> where are you moving?
26:35 <runner> up to darren belows?
26:44 <Accuracy> I'm not moving, I'm taking thhe girls to go see my auntie in nsw
26:47 <Accuracy> the*
27:05 <runner> austnet sex tour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27:06 <runner> austnet sex tour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27:07 <runner> austnet sex tour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27:08 <runner> austnet sex tour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27:09 <runner> austnet sex tour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27:14 <runner> rage on Accuracy
27:23 <Lumeah> Lol
27:34 <Accuracy> no I'll not be meeting anyone or seeing anyone besides my auntie and cousins
27:46 <Skirmish> Sounds like runner is super excited for a sex tour Accuracy. You will have to drop in on them.
27:47 <Lumeah> No sex... Cuz i don't think anyone passes
28:27 <Accuracy> Skirmish I'd not have my kids around anyone like runner
28:28 <runner> How are you gettin to NSW?
28:30 <CLOWN> Excuse me
28:46 <Accuracy> I still can't believe joel was allowed to be around lee's daughter
28:59 <runner> How are you gettin to NSW?
29:10 <runner> Is Darren Below driving you some of the way?
29:13 <Accuracy> flying
29:33 <runner> How are you getting to the airport?
29:34 <Skirmish> Joel likes the young girls cause they are so small it makes his tiny dick look bigger.
29:54 <Accuracy> I haven't been on a plane for 2 years so it should be interesting, can you use internet yet on planes??
30:00 <Skirmish> Shame he has erectile problems.
30:09 <Accuracy> haha Skirmish that's actually possibly true
30:24 <runner> How are you getting to the airport?
30:43 <Skirmish> It is true. Lee told everyone that he couldn't get it up and when he finally did it was so small she wasn't sure when he was in her or not.
30:52 <Accuracy> my ex stepmums partner is dropping us at southern cross and we're going to the shuttle
31:06 <runner> austnet sex tour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
31:07 <runner> austnet sex tour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
31:10 <runner> austnet sex tour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
31:26 <Accuracy> Skirmish she said he reminded her of a girl
31:32 <runner> is darren below meeting you at southern cross?
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31:51 <Accuracy> I remember her picking me up from brisbane airport and I almost fell out of the car on the westgate from laughing so hard
31:53 <Skirmish> Accuracy: Explains why Joel likes picking up guys in shopping centre toilets.
32:03 <Accuracy> melbourne airport sorry
32:12 <Accuracy> I was coming from brisbane, shit I'm tired
32:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
32:37 <runner> is darren below meeting you at southern cross?
32:44 <Accuracy> wees and pooes, plop plop plop
32:54 <Accuracy> runner no
32:57 <President_Trump> darren is driving her to the airport, how else will she get there?
33:01 <Accuracy> It's just me and my girls going
33:13 <President_Trump> she will wake him at 5:25, 'daz it's 5:30'
33:33 Nick: L-o is now known as spartan_
33:47 Nick: spartan_ is now known as SprooseGoose
34:03 <runner> darren will tell her he'll be there in the morning at 5:4am, he rocks up at 8pm tonight "got a place for me to crash? thought i'd come up early"
34:33 <Accuracy> you seem pretty obsessed with him
34:41 <Accuracy> deeply obsessed
34:46 Nick: runner is now known as darrenbelow
35:26 <Accuracy> I don't think I even about my kids as much as you do about daz
35:34 <Accuracy> it's fairly disturbing
35:44 <darrenbelow> darren below
36:14 <slinky_J> Lee sent me a pussy pic once
36:34 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> can pong come
36:37 <Accuracy> and?
36:45 <Accuracy> is that the whole story?
36:47 <darrenbelow> Accuracy, do you and darren below have plans to catch up when you get back?
36:49 <slinky_J> and THE END!
37:18 <Accuracy> I don't know how long I'll be there so I've not arranged a date of return
37:35 <darrenbelow> does darren know this?
37:38 <slinky_J> I cant wait to go to bris next month
37:41 <darrenbelow> I hope you have told him
37:46 <slinky_J> b a good few dayz
37:53 <Accuracy> of course, he was here when I got the news about having to go there
38:06 <darrenbelow> why do you have to go there?
38:14 <darrenbelow> Did darren ask if he and ollie could go?
38:18 <Accuracy> my cousins aren't coping with my aunties situation
38:34 <darrenbelow> so you are going up as a problem solver?
38:36 <Accuracy> nah daz works
38:52 <Accuracy> nah just for support to my cousins and so my kids can meet my auntie
38:59 <darrenbelow> 'mel and the girls are coming up'
39:00 <Accuracy> help my auntie etc
39:12 <darrenbelow> thats very noble of you Accuracy
39:26 <Accuracy> well they helped me when my mum was dying
39:35 <Accuracy> so it's like a pay it forward kind of deal
39:37 <darrenbelow> eye for an eye
39:48 <darrenbelow> do you feel obligated to go?
39:49 <Accuracy> I was an asshole when my mum was dying and then she died
40:02 <Accuracy> and they still spoke to me and kept in touch
40:07 <darrenbelow> you are an asshole now though mel
40:10 <darrenbelow> what had changed?
40:14 <Accuracy> and seriously looking back I didn't deserve their kindness
40:31 <Accuracy> if you think I'm an asshole now that's fairly funny
40:37 <darrenbelow> darren below has been a good influence on you
41:00 <Accuracy> if you say so
41:01 <President_Trump> that's true, darren raping mel each night has shown mel some discipline
41:15 <darrenbelow> rage on Accuracy
41:36 <Accuracy> see no matter what I say it always comes back to daz and your obsession with him
41:40 <Accuracy> it's just odd.
41:41 <darrenbelow> Accuracy does darren hug you when he comes over?
41:59 <Accuracy> what do you mean?
42:05 <Skirmish> It's livid jealousy of Darren.
42:06 <darrenbelow> when he greets you
42:10 <darrenbelow> does he hug?
42:25 <Accuracy> Skirmish it seems abit homo, agreed?
42:38 <Accuracy> they won't what he does, how he acts
42:46 <darrenbelow> darren below hugs her for an awkward amount of time
42:51 <Accuracy> it's like being in highschool reading a girls diary
43:13 <darrenbelow> darren below is a faggot
43:27 <Accuracy> well I guess you love faggots
43:37 <Accuracy> bit of a funny situation
43:37 <darrenbelow> rage on Accuracy
43:58 <Accuracy> I don't have the energy to rage
44:19 <Accuracy> I don't even have the type of energy you're currently showing for daz
44:31 <President_Trump> daz said he was going to throw your children off the balcony like that lizard
44:34 <darrenbelow> Do you expect a phone call from Darren Below whilst you are away?
45:08 <Accuracy> I'll probably call him when I'm away
45:24 <President_Trump> what will u say to him?
45:50 <Accuracy> I'll probably just tell him about the state my aunties in and talk about how the trip went going up there
46:01 <Accuracy> that's what normal people chat about
46:09 <President_Trump> u need to ask him what's happening on irc
46:21 <darrenbelow> Accuracy have you ever heard darren below fart?
46:22 <Accuracy> nah cause I'll take my laptop
46:34 <Accuracy> I never go interstate without my laptop or tablet
46:47 <President_Trump> what sort of laptop do u have?
46:57 <Accuracy> I have 2 and a tablet
47:05 <slinky_J> President_Trump have you heard the news?!! Donald Trump in "Bullshitstorm after inhaling own unintelligible rant."
47:07 <slinky_J> OMIGOSH!
47:13 <darrenbelow> Does Darren Below bring his laptop over to your house for the slumber party?
47:23 <Accuracy> nah cause he knows I have 2
47:32 <Accuracy> and I have a desktop
47:42 <Accuracy> he brings his ipad so ollie can play games
47:44 <darrenbelow> Which one are you using now?
47:56 <darrenbelow> Do you give Darren the shitter of the two laptops?
48:10 <Accuracy> I'm using my lenovo atm
48:11 <darrenbelow> have you found traces of porn on the laptop after Darren Below has used it?
48:23 <Accuracy> nope
48:31 <President_Trump> have u found him stalking jen on fb on teh laptop?
48:39 <darrenbelow> lol
48:39 <Accuracy> nope
48:46 <Accuracy> my laptops are passworded
48:52 <darrenbelow> type out the last text that darren below sent
49:14 <Accuracy> even if he wanted to jack off or look at anything without my permission he can't
49:48 <Accuracy> 'hey I'll be out the front in 2 seconds, can you buzz me into the carpark'
49:55 <Accuracy> sommething like that
49:59 <Accuracy> something*
50:11 <darrenbelow> Accuracy, do you agree that darren below is a loser?
51:07 <Accuracy> not at all
51:20 <Accuracy> I think you're a loser for being so obsessed over him
51:45 <darrenbelow> I want to be like darren below
51:46 <Skirmish> They so jelly they wobblin.
51:51 <Accuracy> you remind me of my ex wizy who used to call up daz and speak jibberish whilst he was high
52:01 <darrenbelow> i want to spend a day in the shoes of darren below
52:06 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
52:11 <President_Trump> what did darren used to say to him?
52:23 <slinky_J> darren and pollock have matching I<3JEN tattoos on their ankles
52:35 <Accuracy> lol you can't hold a normal conversation so the chances you'll ever get to be in his shoes for a day is funny
52:52 <Accuracy> daz used to just listen to wizy carrying on
52:55 <darrenbelow> Accuracy, when you get back, can we meet?
53:05 <Accuracy> nope.
53:08 <darrenbelow> ill bring a doll we can pretend it is ollie
53:13 <Accuracy> I can't trust you around my kids.
53:31 <darrenbelow> sounds like your daughters need to be smacked honestly
53:41 <Accuracy> I'd like to see you try..
53:49 <Accuracy> my 2 year old would own you.
53:53 <darrenbelow> do you worry when darren below comes in slobbering at the mouth and drools over your children?
54:01 <slinky_J> darrenbelow did you jerk off over Dr. Phil today?
54:19 <Accuracy> he's not a pedo
54:25 <darrenbelow> didnt say he was
54:27 <President_Trump> slinky_J do your meds mean u cant get an erection?
54:35 <Accuracy> well he doesn't drool over kids
54:50 <slinky_J> ew
54:58 <slinky_J> and no
55:00 <darrenbelow> Accuracy, does darren bring a change of clothes for ollie and himself when he comes to visit?
55:06 <Accuracy> yep
55:38 <darrenbelow> Accuracy, i have been told that darren below lets ollie walk around in dirty shit in nappies
55:45 <darrenbelow> or does he not do this at your house?
55:50 <Accuracy> well I've never seen that
56:00 <darrenbelow> I heard that there are shit stains all over darren belows couch from ollie
56:21 <Accuracy> okay
56:36 <Accuracy> that's fairly funny cause he doesn't have a couch
56:41 <Accuracy> he has recliners..
56:51 <darrenbelow> he must have gotten rid of it
56:51 <President_Trump> is it true ollie's nappies were dirty and he was crying in the corner for over two hours because darren was pedoing u mel?
57:03 <darrenbelow> lol
57:13 <Accuracy> okay, this is just boring
57:19 <slinky_J> how long can you last in bed President_Trump?
57:29 <darrenbelow> is it true when ollie starts crying darren just throws him into a dark room and locks the door?
57:40 <President_Trump> u will find out when i come rape you slinky_J
58:19 <President_Trump> Accuracy has given me your address and u will get a knock on the door very soon
58:20 <slinky_J> lolol
58:22 <slinky_J> ;)
58:42 <Accuracy> lol you talk so much bs
58:51 <Accuracy> I bet your burps even smell like shit.
58:59 <darrenbelow> Accuracy, did darren ask if he could house sit your apartment while you are away?
59:10 <Accuracy> nah, he has his own house
59:24 <darrenbelow> Accuracy, darren below lives with his parents
59:25 <Accuracy> if I'm gone for long i'll probably give him my spare key
59:35 <Accuracy> I'm expecting a few packages in august
00:10 <darrenbelow> Accuracy, I can pick them up for you, if you like?
00:12 <slinky_J> President_Trump can have my sperm key
00:14 <President_Trump> lol darren told u he had his own house?
00:29 <President_Trump> maybe his new nickname has to be LYIN DAZ!
00:44 <President_Trump> HE HOLDS OLLIE'S NAPPIES HIGH THEN HE PUTS THEM DOWN AND HE LIES!
00:46 <darrenbelow> darren below has been telling lies for years now
00:52 <Accuracy> I couldn't trust you with picking up my kids necklaces.
01:14 <Accuracy> you're such a cunt to kids it wouldn't surprise me if you steal from them in the sreet.
01:21 <darrenbelow> Accuracy, is it true darren tried to be funny by wearing one of ollies dirty nappies on his head?
01:32 <Accuracy> you tell me
01:57 <President_Trump> Accuracy tell darren to come on irc
02:00 <Accuracy> I don't know where you get your information from so I can't clarify any truth to your accusations
02:19 <darrenbelow> Accuracy, has there ever been a time where you have had to take matters into your own hands, and give ollie a smack?
02:35 <Accuracy> no I don't smack kids
03:00 <President_Trump> get darren on irc so we can hear how many chicks he has turned down today while picking the best ones for a night of fun
03:11 <darrenbelow> lol
03:18 <Accuracy> you get him on, you know his name..
03:37 <darrenbelow> Accuracy, can you give me darrens moby so i can shoot him a text?
03:52 <President_Trump> Accuracy what were your first thoughts when you found out darren raped jen?
04:17 <Skirmish> LOL @ rape the girl that was banging anything that looked at her.
04:36 <President_Trump> rape is rape Skirmish
04:39 <President_Trump> it is very serious
04:40 <Accuracy> I really didn't care if it happened or not
04:45 <President_Trump> darren should be behind bars and will be soon
04:51 <Accuracy> I don't know jen but I do know daz wouldn't do that
04:52 <darrenbelow> <Skirmish> LOL @ rape the girl that was banging anything that looked at her. *is
05:05 <Accuracy> so I think she's just some bullshitter
05:31 <darrenbelow> Accuracy, would you call darren below a perfect gentleman?
05:52 <Accuracy> not perfect but he knows how to behave around people
06:07 Kick: darrenbelow was kicked by Skirmish (Skirmish)
06:09 <Accuracy> I'd imagine you two to be very crappy drug addicts when it comes to company
09:19 <Accuracy> far out cheetos are like heroin for kids
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12:46 <darrenbelow> Accuracy, do you have a phone number I can contact darren on?
13:04 <Accuracy> Just ask him for it
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13:55 <slinky_J> mm i smelz soupe
23:06 Quit: Pitawas ([email protected]) Connection closed
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24:13 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
26:12 <SprooseGoose> me undies smells
27:32 <SprooseGoose> lumiezzzz
27:34 <SprooseGoose> :))
28:14 * President_Trump slaps slinky_J around a bit with a large trout
28:17 <President_Trump> for slinky_J
28:18 <President_Trump> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_v1FwosV_U
28:22 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Donald Trump Entrance at GOP Convention (C-SPAN) (Jul 18, 2016) Length: 1:06 - Category: Education - 48,224 views views - 790 likes (83.6%), 155 dislikes (16.4%)
29:29 <slinky_J> lol
29:40 <slinky_J> category EDUCATION
30:11 <slinky_J> do you think he knows that Freddy was gay?
30:20 <slinky_J> bad choice of song.
31:11 <President_Trump> u mad bro?
31:39 <slinky_J> nope
32:06 <slinky_J> I would just like to see how he goes as president
32:50 <slinky_J> if he runs the usa right in to the ground, good laugh. And if he makes it great again, not sure when America was ever truly great but ok cool
33:09 <President_Trump> how do u think the usa is going at the moment?
33:15 <SprooseGoose> in court again
33:21 <SprooseGoose> how delightful
33:58 <SprooseGoose> im gona play it off with mental health defence im0z
34:05 <slinky_J> more importantly to me, I wonder what you think.
34:07 <Lumeah> lol
34:21 <President_Trump> SprooseGoose why are u going to court?
34:30 <slinky_J> so you're just going to insult everybody with mental illnesses
34:34 <President_Trump> more importantly to me, I wonder what you think.
34:37 <slinky_J> by using it as an excuse
34:41 <SprooseGoose> cus
34:46 <SprooseGoose> house i was at got raided
34:51 <SprooseGoose> -,-
34:58 <President_Trump> whos house was it?
35:24 <SprooseGoose> my m8 vaughn
35:42 <Accuracy> probably his with his dads little shitty weed pot plantation
35:52 <President_Trump> what did they find there?
36:22 <SprooseGoose> 1 and half point of ice, 50 of bud, a bong and about 7 or 8 glasspipes
36:47 <President_Trump> thats not much
37:06 <President_Trump> why do u have to go to court?
37:19 <SprooseGoose> ice bud and 1 of the pipes was mine
37:19 <Accuracy> apparently joel was all 'hey lee, my dad grows weed' all proud of himself
37:29 <Accuracy> and even lee a non smoker said it was a shitous set up
37:54 <Accuracy> poor woel
37:59 <Accuracy> always the loser..
38:35 <slinky_J> oh crap almost beat this boss but forgot to use antidotes DUH
39:25 <President_Trump> slinky_J be quiet, MELANIA IS SPEAKING
40:20 <President_Trump> a truly great woman, much greater than your mother
40:38 <SprooseGoose> woel
40:44 * SprooseGoose burns Accuracy's house down
40:50 * SprooseGoose smacks Accuracy with a red Swingline stapler
40:56 * SprooseGoose is searching for Accuracy + goatsex on yahoo. WEEE 970 hits!
41:36 <SprooseGoose> lucky they dont take u to watchhouse for raid charges
41:44 <SprooseGoose> very cold in there and depressing
42:27 <slinky_J> how many strikes you got left?
42:48 <slinky_J> you cant play the mental health card with those charges man
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43:10 <President_Trump> you should listen to josh, he has been in jail many times
43:24 <slinky_J> haha
43:34 <slinky_J> haven't you ever been to jail?
43:37 <President_Trump> he was nicknamed princess in there
43:50 <President_Trump> he was the prisoners rape meat
44:04 <slinky_J> if you've been arrested and held in a cell you've been to jail
44:10 <slinky_J> you mean PRISON
44:11 <slinky_J> idiot
44:52 <SprooseGoose> strikes?
44:57 <SprooseGoose> thats american
45:09 <SprooseGoose> ive got 8 or more convictions
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47:23 <President_Trump> lol
47:26 <Accuracy> I don't think that's jail
47:36 <Accuracy> jail is prison in australia
47:39 <President_Trump> slinky_J whatever that place is called where they put you behind bars and raped you every night
47:42 <slinky_J> jail is jail
47:46 <slinky_J> prison is prison
47:56 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
47:57 <Accuracy> and with jail you usually end up being convicted
48:05 <slinky_J> are you trying to say that you want to go to prison President_Trump?
48:18 <Accuracy> no cause in australia we have remand then prison
48:19 <slinky_J> the police only have to arrest you to take you to jail
48:27 <Accuracy> and a lockup cell is just a drunk tank
48:27 <steven_> yes
48:29 <President_Trump> slinky_J i have been to prison, i used to bash the new prisoners as they came in, i would then rape them TO SHOW THEM WHO THE ALPHA IS
48:31 <steven_> i was on remand for 9 months
48:36 <steven_> loooooooooooooooooooooool
48:42 <slinky_J> that's what jail is Accuracy
48:44 <Accuracy> yeah see there's a difference
48:57 <slinky_J> <Accuracy> and a lockup cell is just a drunk tank <- jail.
48:59 <slinky_J> lol
49:02 <Accuracy> nope
49:06 <slinky_J> yer
49:07 <Accuracy> cause you can be in 24hrs
49:10 <President_Trump> who cares what its called, that place that keeps criminals like slinky_J
49:13 <slinky_J> it's still a jail
49:17 <slinky_J> nothing changes that.
49:22 <President_Trump> dangerous men like josh and daz shouldnt be on the streets
49:23 <Accuracy> well I'm sorry if you know sfa, maybe it's different in adelaide
49:28 <slinky_J> haha
50:04 <slinky_J> you cannot change the fact that it is a jail.
50:05 <steven_> going to lockup for a night isnt real
50:09 <steven_> thats childs play
50:12 <slinky_J> yer
50:14 <Accuracy> yeah
50:32 <Accuracy> a drunk tank isn't jail
50:38 <steven_> indeed
50:43 <steven_> Accuracy is correct
50:54 <President_Trump> slinky_J did they let you take your 3d glasses into prison?
51:10 <Accuracy> I think it's basically the equiv to a watch house sort of thing
51:20 <Accuracy> just to make sure you're not a danger to yourself or others
51:24 <slinky_J> LOL
51:27 <slinky_J> it is a jail
51:32 <slinky_J> wtf do you think a jail is
51:34 <Accuracy> you're not correct
51:42 <slinky_J> oh my gosh
51:51 <slinky_J> by definition it is a jail
51:58 <slinky_J> whether you want to call it a watch house or not
51:58 <Accuracy> lol okay mr tryhard
52:04 <Accuracy> 'I've been to jail'
52:06 <slinky_J> nothing try hard about being correct
52:07 <Accuracy> you haven't.
52:10 <Accuracy> sorry you're wrong
52:12 <Accuracy> lol
52:19 <President_Trump> lol josh is a loser
52:22 <slinky_J> you have the internet at your fingertips
52:24 <slinky_J> so use it
52:24 <steven_> it is a watchhouse
52:25 <President_Trump> josh makes daz like like a man of integrity
52:30 <steven_> its for drunk drivers
52:33 <SprooseGoose> the policeman searched down my underpants
52:36 <steven_> not for hard criminals
52:38 <steven_> lololol
52:46 <Accuracy> your definnnition of jail is stupid
52:59 <Accuracy> jail/prison and a cell in a cop shop are two different things
53:14 <slinky_J> lol!
53:23 <slinky_J> it's still a jail and nothing changes that
53:25 <SprooseGoose> :[
53:28 <Accuracy> lol
53:31 <slinky_J> you're in a cell, you are in a jail cell.
53:32 <steven_> pretend jail
53:35 <steven_> you dont go to lockup
53:40 <steven_> and say ' i went to jail'
53:48 <steven_> 'i was there for 2 hours tho?'
53:50 <Accuracy> it's a smack on the hand by an old woman compared to jail/prison
53:51 <slinky_J> so you don't need to argue it because that's just a fact.
53:52 <SprooseGoose> might get a ill bit probationz
53:57 <SprooseGoose> o.O
54:12 <Accuracy> steven_ is correct
54:23 <Accuracy> sometimes you can put into a cell for 2 hours
54:24 <President_Trump> slinky_J needs to go to a supermax prison, scum like him shouldnt be in society
54:27 <Accuracy> it's not jail
54:41 <SprooseGoose> you can be in the watchy for a week
54:42 <Accuracy> it's just basically for you to calm down and be assessed on camera
55:02 <Accuracy> you're pretty much stating a police interview room is jail
55:08 <slinky_J> lol President_Trump
55:12 <SprooseGoose> all prisoners waiting to be put in a propper jail spend 2 weeks in the watchhouse or until your case is heard
55:17 <slinky_J> so cut because I gave you shit about Donald Trump
55:22 <slinky_J> still raging
55:23 <steven_> not all
55:33 <steven_> oh yeah
55:34 <Accuracy> it's basically childcare for adults what you're describing slinky_J
55:47 <steven_> i spent 1 night in 'lockup'
55:49 <slinky_J> it's still jail
55:53 <steven_> its not jail
55:57 <slinky_J> and you're wasting my time arguing over it
55:59 <steven_> its like getting timeout at skool
56:06 <Accuracy> but tax payers don't pay out of the ass for 2 hours of being in a room
56:22 <slinky_J> I don't think either of you have grasped what I've said
56:29 <SprooseGoose> cops bumjacked me
56:37 <Accuracy> I feel sorry for tax payers who pay for the prisoners to eat, kick back and watch tv and play bball
56:42 <slinky_J> no matter what you want to call the cells, they are jail cells
56:46 <slinky_J> it is a jail
56:57 <SprooseGoose> ive warned other dealers copz r active
56:59 <slinky_J> whether or not they call it that or you do
57:01 <SprooseGoose> everyone will stash their shit
57:07 <SprooseGoose> keke
57:07 <steven_> did you have your own phone numbers on the phone slinky_J?
57:09 <Accuracy> whatever you believe, obviously you're not reading what I'm explaining to be the truth
57:15 <Accuracy> LOL steven_
57:25 <President_Trump> it looks like josh is wrong again
57:32 <President_Trump> same old story
57:35 <slinky_J> my gosh
57:41 <NeXus> Looooooooooooooooooooooool
57:45 <SprooseGoose> murder somethin with the steel in my hand.. knock somethin off real quick
57:47 <slinky_J> nothing to be wrong about
57:55 <steven_> in perth
57:56 <Accuracy> Well I once got put into the drunk tank and it didn't have bars nor other people in it
57:58 <slinky_J> wasted enough time trying to point out a fact
58:01 <steven_> we call it 'east perth lockup'
58:04 <Accuracy> so I'm sad to say you're wrong
58:05 <steven_> its just a shitty watchhouse
58:05 <slinky_J> mel hard to go argue over it for no reason
58:09 <slinky_J> fkn idiot
58:10 <Accuracy> cause I haven't been to jail.
58:11 <SprooseGoose> competition dont want none, we'll send them things whistlin
58:37 <slinky_J> you think you're smart arguing with me but you're not because you are wrong mel
58:39 <slinky_J> jesus
58:45 <steven_> haha
58:45 <Accuracy> I'm not wrong..
58:58 <President_Trump> i dont even need to read anything mel has written to know that josh will be wrong
59:02 <steven_> i would call it custody but not jail
59:03 <steven_> hahaha
59:04 <NeXus> slinky_J, mel hates you why are you trying to talk with her?
59:13 <Accuracy> lol
59:20 <slinky_J> whether you're in the cells overnight or in remand or prison it's all jail
59:24 <slinky_J> the end.
59:27 <Accuracy> he's the one who is wrong but just wants human interaction
59:37 * Accuracy pats the air next to slinky_J
59:42 <steven_> http://www.prisontalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=134973
59:44 <slinky_J> haha
59:47 <steven_> that is lockup
59:57 <steven_> where your family can rock up and brng you new underwear
00:00 <steven_> what a jail
00:08 <slinky_J> bro
00:09 <steven_> you might need new underwear tho
00:09 <Accuracy> lol
00:11 <steven_> lolololol
00:13 <slinky_J> im not arguing with you
00:14 <Accuracy> haha
00:20 <slinky_J> im just saying that's still what it is
00:40 <Accuracy> shhhh steven_, stating factual information is arguing
00:46 * Accuracy calms steven_ down
01:07 <steven_> on that webpage
01:11 <steven_> her hubby was happy
01:18 <slinky_J> Accuracy I know you're cut because I'm not your friend anymore
01:20 <President_Trump> that is loopy's ex wife
01:26 <steven_> went to see my hunny today he was tranferred to east perth lock up its great they meet you out side and you get to spend 1 hr and a half everyday, so i can see him everyday its sooo great. i was even allowed to bring him his own underwear he was over the moon. im so happy he is happy that i had to tell you guys .
01:26 <slinky_J> but you don't need to go crazy over everything
01:35 <Accuracy> alot of dickheads from my highschool purposefully end up in jail
01:38 <steven_> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
01:45 <Accuracy> they figure they don't have to pay rent and bills
02:31 <President_Trump> josh should purposely get sent back to prison, it would be an improvement on his living arrangements
02:44 <Accuracy> but he didn't go to jail or prison
02:46 <slinky_J> never been to prison
02:50 <Accuracy> that's the funniest part
03:00 <Accuracy> that's what steven_ and I are trying to explain
03:02 <President_Trump> and he knows there would be plenty of VERMIN already in prison to keep him company just how he likes
03:39 <Accuracy> he probably went to a mental hospital after he got stabbed to be on all those meds
03:42 <Accuracy> but not prison
03:51 <slinky_J> LOL
03:57 <President_Trump> josh paying the prison officers a couple of dollars to find him a pet rat in the sewers, so he can rape the rat every night
04:00 <slinky_J> why would I go to prison after being stabbed/
04:02 <slinky_J> ?
04:12 <slinky_J> that statement made no sense Accuracy
04:21 <Accuracy> It made sense to me..
04:28 <Accuracy> I'm stating you're a fkn nutcase.
04:35 <slinky_J> he probably went to a mental hospital after he got stabbed to be on all those meds but not prison
04:45 <slinky_J> lol@how cut you are at me
04:48 <slinky_J> wah wah wah
04:54 <slinky_J> having another night of crying
05:00 <Accuracy> I'm not cut. i'm just stating facts.
05:05 <slinky_J> uhuh
05:10 <President_Trump> it's true mel is just stating facts
05:51 <slinky_J> proves you're cut when all you can do when you're on is abuse me
05:53 <slinky_J> aha
06:04 <slinky_J> man up and take us not being friends easy
06:06 <Accuracy> inglorious bastards is on tonight but I once tried watching it and found it annoying
07:12 <SprooseGoose> http://imgur.com/hGKdGlF
07:13 <SprooseGoose> keke
07:19 <SprooseGoose> sum1 been vewwy vewwy norti!!
07:23 <SprooseGoose> :}
07:59 <Accuracy> you need to purchase a better camera
08:19 <Accuracy> that pic is pretty useless and your keyboard is fkn old
08:50 <SprooseGoose> its not the one u gave me
08:52 <SprooseGoose> lmaooooo
09:12 <Accuracy> yeah I shouldn't have given it to you in all honesty
09:23 <steven_> haha
09:24 <Accuracy> I've heard stories of you being dumb laughable cunt
09:32 <SprooseGoose> i was gona give it back :}~
09:35 <steven_> that keyboard is hot as
09:40 <slinky_J> btw
09:43 <slinky_J> for the idiot
09:43 <Accuracy> it's so foul
09:46 <slinky_J> Simple Definition of jail
09:46 <slinky_J> : a place where people are kept when they have been arrested and are being punished for a crime
09:54 <SprooseGoose> lolzzz
09:57 <Accuracy> omg you're still going
09:59 <Accuracy> ..
10:02 <Accuracy> let it go.
10:14 <steven_> yeah
10:15 <SprooseGoose> watchy is worse than prison x 10
10:19 <steven_> DRINK DRIVING
10:25 <steven_> is its main purpose
10:40 <Accuracy> steven_ go get drunk and go piss on a bin in the city
10:41 <President_Trump> there is only one place slinky_J belongs - GOULBURN
10:43 <slinky_J> lelz
10:45 <Accuracy> show him where you end up
10:46 <steven_> real prisoners get transfered to proper jail same night
10:46 <Accuracy> LOL
10:50 <slinky_J> stirring the pot
11:08 <slinky_J> you couldnt rape me if I were in jail President_Trump
11:14 <slinky_J> I'd be safe
11:18 <slinky_J> and with my new bf
11:25 <steven_> yesh
11:32 <slinky_J> boyfriendS
11:38 <Accuracy> keep going..
11:40 <steven_> slinky_J got raped and came first
11:42 <Accuracy> it's all white noise.
11:44 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
11:50 <slinky_J> ALWAYS come first
11:56 <steven_> first one to cum wins
12:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
12:03 <slinky_J> gets top bunk
12:06 <steven_> *SNORE* *SNORE*
12:12 <Accuracy> bloody oath
12:25 <NeXus> josh, pollock told us that u are going to prison for being a pedo
12:27 <slinky_J> gotta slap me on teh back of the head to wake me up when ur done
12:35 <slinky_J> pollock
12:36 <Accuracy> plus no one should be proud of going to jail/prison
12:46 <Accuracy> it means you're a dumb cunt who got caught imo
12:52 <NeXus> Lol
12:52 <steven_> or dobbed in
12:53 <SprooseGoose> lolz yer
12:53 <steven_> :}{
12:54 <Accuracy> it's nothing to be proud of
12:58 <SprooseGoose> i never been 2 jail
13:02 <SprooseGoose> thank-god! -,-
13:05 <Accuracy> snitches wear stiches
13:06 <Accuracy> !
13:07 <NeXus> SprooseGoose is the master of dole bludgers
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13:24 <NeXus> joel pussy
13:26 <NeXus> lololol
13:35 <Accuracy> steven_ that's fucked if you were remand cause someone dobbed
13:40 <steven_> yeah
13:45 <steven_> shit happens
13:47 <Accuracy> I'd be so fkn pissed off
13:47 <slinky_J> who is NeXus?
13:53 <NeXus> Joel how many dildos u had in your fat arse this time?
14:01 <NeXus> Yo dad.
14:03 <SprooseGoose> steven served 6 years for being a paedophile ring leader.
14:06 <slinky_J> need a new one
14:07 <steven_> its funny because i was in 'lockup' with the guy who dobbed me in
14:11 <steven_> he never made it to prison
14:11 <Accuracy> one of my friends accused me of burning down a cricket oval once
14:12 <slinky_J> Picard left me
14:15 <slinky_J> DADDDI
14:24 <Accuracy> I didn't do it and had proof but the cops told me who did it
14:26 <slinky_J> how the fuck do you burn down a cricket oval
14:27 <NeXus> LOL
14:35 <slinky_J> gonna go light some grass with my lighter bro
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14:37 <slinky_J> cause that works
14:38 <Donald_Trump> how do u burn down a cricket oval?
14:40 <Accuracy> I was fairly young so I took the guys bike and never returned it
14:41 <steven_> i was in remand for 9 months and got a non-custodial sentence
14:41 <Accuracy> LOL
14:43 <slinky_J> lel
15:03 <Donald_Trump> steven_ is a petty crim
15:06 <slinky_J> you also opened your big mouth in adelaide and got bashed by a bunch of guys
15:06 <NeXus> steven_, joel is going back to jail because of druides
15:11 <NeXus> aka Peaches
15:11 <slinky_J> rofl
15:11 <Accuracy> he's so white/pink
15:17 <slinky_J> and got your own bf bashed in the process
15:18 <NeXus> she's looking for joel
15:19 <Accuracy> but he seems like a good sort
15:25 <slinky_J> got yo tooth fixed yet Accuracy?
15:32 <Accuracy> yeah ages ago
15:33 <steven_> was
15:37 <SprooseGoose> if you dont wanna get buried alive or tossed in a garave,, you better get off the ground
15:45 <steven_> i havnt been in trouble for over a decade
15:47 <Accuracy> even got my wisdom teeth taken out
15:49 <SprooseGoose> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yih_bMc5B7o
15:53 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snowgoons - Get Off The Ground ft Term, Lil Fame, Sean P, Ruste Juxx, Justin Time & H.Stax (Aug 16, 2012) Length: 7:04 - Category: Music - 2,499,737 views views - 16,715 likes (98.2%), 305 dislikes (1.8%)
15:55 <steven_> i could kill one of you faggots right now and not get JAIL
15:57 <steven_> haahah
15:58 <Accuracy> it feels weird, I should've done it when I was 23
16:03 <NeXus> slinky_J, Are you trying to be nice with mel now son?
16:17 <SprooseGoose> i rap better than most dudes, most dudes cant rap!
16:18 <Donald_Trump> slinky_J is trying to do what he has always tried to do with mel, get her pussy
16:23 <NeXus> steven_, sure go for it
16:25 <Accuracy> nah he's trying to point out that I got my face kicked in once
16:34 <Accuracy> thinking he's intimadating me
16:36 <NeXus> you should kill the king of faggots first
16:40 <NeXus> david hobbs
16:46 <Donald_Trump> steven_ is known to police
16:52 <steven_> fuck off pullcock
17:01 <NeXus> LOL Donald_Trump true
17:17 <SprooseGoose> knock niggers out who cant get off the ground
17:19 <Accuracy> josh do you want to kick my face in?
17:19 <steven_> i havnt been in trouble for over 10 years
17:20 <NeXus> Donald_Trump, but mel have rejected him because he gotta micro penis
17:21 <SprooseGoose> keke
17:24 <SprooseGoose> i gota shower
17:25 <NeXus> even worse than tisk
17:31 <SprooseGoose> smell like stinky policeman
17:35 <Accuracy> don't take me new toof
17:54 <steven_> turned over a new leaf
18:08 <SprooseGoose> they gave me field property receipt for my bag of ice and weed
18:12 <Accuracy> steven_ it's a waste of time doing crime
18:13 <SprooseGoose> should i follow up
18:18 <slinky_J> <steven_> i could kill one of you faggots right now and not get JAIL
18:19 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
18:22 <NeXus> stop your lies SprooseGoose
18:23 <slinky_J> irl
18:29 <NeXus> you cant even afford a drink faggot
18:33 <steven_> irl bro
18:34 <slinky_J> COULD KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR BODY
18:38 <slinky_J> no jail bra
18:44 <slinky_J> ;) Hannibal stylez
18:53 <NeXus> SprooseGoose> they gave me field property receipt for my bag of ice and weed <--- that could be the bag of dicks instead of ice & weed
18:58 <Accuracy> Okay someone needs to up their medication
18:59 <slinky_J> find you dishing out food to the homeless
19:00 <slinky_J> lol
19:11 <slinky_J> "Ere try this meat bra"
19:13 <steven_> lololol Donald_Trump
19:18 <NeXus> stfu slinky_J
19:25 <slinky_J> who the fuck are you man
19:32 <NeXus> stop crying faggot
19:34 <NeXus> ratwood
19:35 <Accuracy> who da fuk
19:41 <slinky_J> you're up my arse so far shit is coming out my nostrels
19:50 <slinky_J> nobody is crying calm down NeXus
19:53 <Accuracy> chick chick boom chick chick booooooooooooom
19:53 <SprooseGoose> cant dance with the wolves i walk with ,, we'll talk shit , we holla at the moon let ya feel that b00m!
19:58 * Accuracy melts slowly
20:08 <steven_> SprooseGoose
20:09 <NeXus> josh had sex with his fucken rat last night
20:09 <steven_> skype?
20:16 <slinky_J> ouch
20:25 <SprooseGoose> lolz
20:32 <steven_> i'll get the live stream going
20:39 <Accuracy> it wouldn't be head lines in the news
20:40 <SprooseGoose> we were all off our guts ay
20:47 <steven_> haha
20:49 <SprooseGoose> i through a bit a comedy in
20:50 <steven_> you snitched ey
20:58 <Accuracy> josh gets sucked off by dudes and I watched him once dry hump a stuffed toy
21:05 <slinky_J> lol@when homer snitches
21:07 <Accuracy> nothing is very alarming
21:11 <slinky_J> and has that snitch4life gold chain
21:31 <SprooseGoose> threw
21:37 <Donald_Trump> it's true josh has talked fondly in here about having sex with dudes
21:47 <slinky_J> hahahaha
21:51 <slinky_J> heaps
22:02 <Accuracy> not sure if he's fucked one but I'm pretty sure nigel no friends sucked him off
22:06 <NeXus> slinky_J, look asshole, I don't care what you get off on, but it's not my thing... find your cobra, find your mongooose... shove them in your ass like you mother would. I honestly don't care about your pedo life just gtfo faggot!
22:08 <Accuracy> and josh said 'it's not gay'
22:10 <Accuracy> lol
22:24 <Donald_Trump> he wrote a poem about it and put it up on youtube
23:23 <slinky_J> lol@mel the other week on the phone saying how we should have been together
23:26 <slinky_J> and now all mad
23:31 <slinky_J> raaaahh lololz
23:45 <Accuracy> that didn't happen
23:49 <slinky_J> uhuh
23:59 <Accuracy> do you remember the first time i went to adelaide and wouldn't meet you
24:08 <Donald_Trump> lol slinky_J wouldnt think u are too special she is just a bit desperate, she is with below after all lolllllllllllllllllll
24:14 <slinky_J> like I said the other night you said we should have gotten together instead of you and dylan
24:14 <Accuracy> then i banged the fuck out with your supposed 'bestmate' dylan?
24:15 <slinky_J> rofl
24:27 <slinky_J> you can try to take back shit now we're on irc
24:34 <slinky_J> but you can't change things you actually said
24:38 <Accuracy> you're fat and bald
24:40 <slinky_J> just because we're not friends LOL
24:42 <Accuracy> you beat women
24:48 <slinky_J> hahaha
24:51 <slinky_J> look at you go!
24:51 <Accuracy> whats to be attracted to?
24:57 <slinky_J> you said it not me
25:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
25:07 <Donald_Trump> dylan is a gentleman compared to josh
25:12 <Accuracy> eh they can believe what they wish
25:12 <Donald_Trump> the woman basher
25:16 <slinky_J> and didn't you only come back on irc to give people in #melbourne shit?
25:17 <Accuracy> I don't know these people
25:21 <Accuracy> but I've met you irl
25:24 <slinky_J> that's what you were trying to do when you were on the phone
25:26 <Accuracy> I know the truth.
25:41 <slinky_J> lol
25:41 <NeXus> LOLLLLLLLLLLL
25:51 <slinky_J> busted ur shit wide open the other night owning you all night
25:55 <slinky_J> you got nothin lol
26:06 <slinky_J> remember how you were saying you dont believe you knocked yourself out
26:09 <Accuracy> howso moonface?
26:15 <NeXus> slinky_J, Do you love mels pussy?
26:18 <slinky_J> you were so fkn drunk you fell off the couch in to the wall
26:18 <Donald_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll moonface
26:20 <Accuracy> no you said dylan hit me to daz
26:24 <Accuracy> cause you lie alot.
26:25 <slinky_J> so hard to put two and two together ey
26:40 <slinky_J> said what i wanted to to daz
26:46 <Accuracy> exactly
26:46 <slinky_J> to stir the pot
26:48 <Accuracy> lies.
26:51 <NeXus> wtf?
26:53 <slinky_J> irl you just knocked urself out
26:56 <Accuracy> dylan and i both know you and daz
27:00 <NeXus> slinky_J, Have you taken your pills son?
27:09 <slinky_J> lol
27:16 <Accuracy> so he's the judge when it comes to you poisoning someones reputation
27:22 <Accuracy> cause you're bored and lonely
27:23 <slinky_J> LOL
27:36 <Accuracy> got that toilet door sorted yet?
27:38 <slinky_J> i just love how cut you are now we're not friends
27:51 <slinky_J> you're repeating yourself now
27:51 <Accuracy> any rage fits recently over melted cheese in your microwave?
27:58 <slinky_J> lol
28:00 <slinky_J> wtf
28:02 <slinky_J> haha
28:07 <NeXus> slinky_J is upset because Donald_Trump has raped his rat
28:09 <Accuracy> cause it's all true what I state about you moonface
28:15 <slinky_J> one time someone melts cheese and it's not on a plate and I tell them off
28:17 <slinky_J> big deal
28:32 <slinky_J> lol ur so mad
28:35 <Accuracy> dude if ben hadn't haven't been there you'd have fucked rachie up
28:40 <slinky_J> my soup is cooling
28:48 <slinky_J> LOL
28:57 <Accuracy> if you don't remember you pulled a knife out on her and tried to go ben and he owned you
29:05 <Accuracy> like you with your rats little hiney
29:09 <Accuracy> NEXT.
29:10 <slinky_J> you talking about a chick you dogged on the phone = classic
29:23 <slinky_J> dog the shit outta someone then go talk about them some more
29:30 <slinky_J> ur a dog to everyone mel
29:38 <Accuracy> whatever moonface.
29:40 <slinky_J> it's why you have no real friends
29:46 <slinky_J> and got an irc dude living at yo house
29:48 <slinky_J> hahaha
29:55 <Accuracy> your words are about as useless as your limp dick and fat gut and bald head
30:04 <Accuracy> abslutely useless.
30:09 <slinky_J> wah wah my brother wanted to have sex with me and told me it was ok because he's just my half brother
30:10 <Accuracy> absolutely*
30:10 <slinky_J> lolol
30:17 <slinky_J> why did you even tell me that shit?
30:29 <Accuracy> what?
30:33 <slinky_J> fkn I'd never tell anyone messed up shit like that mel
30:35 <Accuracy> maybe toby told you that
30:41 <Accuracy> how is young tobias
30:43 <slinky_J> and then you make me promise not to tell anyone
30:46 <slinky_J> and I do
30:54 <slinky_J> here the other night and you rage so bad
31:08 <Accuracy> I bet you're so jealous that your younger brother is more successful than you.
31:13 <slinky_J> LOL
31:14 <Accuracy> I would be too if I were you
31:18 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
31:37 <slinky_J> im proud of him
31:39 <slinky_J> good guy
31:40 <Accuracy> Does Jennifer just give you money and a place to live cause she feels pity for you
31:46 <slinky_J> LOL
31:49 <Accuracy> being her spawn I get it but you're a man
31:55 <slinky_J> offspring
31:59 <Accuracy> If I were you I'd feel like a loser
32:05 <slinky_J> aha
32:11 <slinky_J> wow
32:28 <slinky_J> the other week I was this nice, even fuckable guy you wanted to hang out with when you came to Adelaide
32:40 <slinky_J> my how things have changed for some queer reason!!
32:42 <slinky_J> lollz
33:13 <SprooseGoose> melody shares her body and has intercourse with nerdy doods
33:14 <SprooseGoose> ^5
33:17 <Accuracy> wtf world are you living in when things like this are dreamt up in your head?
33:21 <slinky_J> I would feel sorry for you if you deserved empathy for any reason. You're a problem to yourself and all you can do is give other people shit.
33:36 <slinky_J> lol@ u have to deny shit tonight
33:40 <Accuracy> if you say so moonface.
33:55 <slinky_J> I do say so.
33:56 <Donald_Trump> huh i havent seen her give shit to anyone, seems like a nice person, unlike you josh
34:04 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
34:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa amelia amelia
34:12 <SprooseGoose> moonface
34:13 <Accuracy> dude if i gave a shit about your accusations I'd ask people to come on here for proof
34:14 <SprooseGoose> i am
34:20 <slinky_J> lol
34:24 <slinky_J> who can come on
34:28 <SprooseGoose> matchstick head
34:30 <slinky_J> only two people on the phone, me and you
34:32 <slinky_J> idiot
34:48 <amelia> bring back the matchstick head
35:00 <slinky_J> funniest thing is knowing that you know you're lying.
35:07 <SprooseGoose> yeeeaaa
35:10 <SprooseGoose> MR SHEEN
35:14 <SprooseGoose> KRUSTY THE KLOWWWWWWN
35:23 <SprooseGoose> ^^
35:26 <Accuracy> Eh there's no point chatting to an obsessed fat, bald, moonfaced, crazy person.
35:29 <amelia> you need to calm down goosey
35:37 <amelia> AAHAHAHA wtf
35:50 <Accuracy> slinky_J ^
35:53 <amelia> BeRT NeWToN is here?mm
35:53 <Accuracy> hey amelia
35:56 <Accuracy> ltns
36:01 <slinky_J> LOL
36:03 <amelia> sup
36:12 <slinky_J> chill out just stirring you up
36:14 <Accuracy> nm, kids are finally asleep
36:20 <amelia> fuckin kids
36:20 <SprooseGoose> ()_()
36:21 <Accuracy> yourself?
36:23 <SprooseGoose> Hdahj
36:23 <SprooseGoose> {
36:24 <SprooseGoose> Ihrsfi'0jn
36:25 <SprooseGoose> ]dasfo[kjio
36:30 <amelia> chillin the fudge out
36:30 <Accuracy> yeah no shit, I fkn hate them bastards
36:31 <SprooseGoose> ~
36:50 <Accuracy> they are such killjoys
36:59 <Accuracy> 'I want, I want'
37:00 <amelia> i dun like babies but kids can be kinda cool when they start developing their own personalities
37:04 <slinky_J> condom
37:11 <SprooseGoose> what about man-childs
37:20 <Accuracy> in my mind it's like 'I WANT YOU TO GO FUCKYOURSELF'
37:20 <amelia> no they can fuck off
37:27 <Accuracy> then I smile and tend to them
37:34 <Accuracy> they is evil beings
37:35 <amelia> I cannot imagine having 3 children
37:39 <amelia> or issit 2?
37:43 <Accuracy> 2
37:51 <Accuracy> I'll never have anymore
37:54 <amelia> yah even still, fook that
38:01 <Accuracy> bloody oath, amen
38:08 <amelia> do the fathers have anything to do with them
38:10 <amelia> or jus you
38:26 <Accuracy> nah
38:37 <slinky_J> the fathers are both from irc
38:44 <SprooseGoose> got me in some twobble this evenink -,,-
38:53 <Accuracy> everyone is from irc
38:53 <amelia> it sucks for the kids but sometimes its better without the fathers in the picture
39:01 <slinky_J> that'd be facebook
39:09 <amelia> jus make shit harder and more frustrating gettin fucked around by em
39:16 <Accuracy> well my first born has two 9 year olds to two different women
39:29 <Accuracy> second born I got trapped into having her
39:43 <Accuracy> but they're sometimes good kids
39:50 <amelia> i don't see how you can get trapped
39:57 <amelia> your decision really
39:57 <Accuracy> so when they're not I just think about when they were being behaved
40:06 <steven_> amelia ya big slart
40:11 <slinky_J> condoms are too expensive these days
40:24 <amelia> shteven I'll snap your neck and ruin ya mutt
40:26 <Accuracy> easily, I couldn't afford an abortion and he said he'd stick around 'we'd be inluff foreverssss'
40:26 <amelia> moot?
40:29 <slinky_J> I cut off my penis now I have no trouble! I just let my boyfriends have their fun in my butt
40:30 <SprooseGoose> jons got 1 up his bum still
40:36 <Accuracy> then we both figured we're assholes and split up
40:41 <amelia> yah i don't think thats trapped
40:52 <SprooseGoose> melies
40:56 <SprooseGoose> i took a pic 4 u 2 day
40:58 <amelia> shitty situation but not trapped
41:03 <SprooseGoose> not givin a fuk~
41:05 <slinky_J> you got a hard on for jon SprooseGoose
41:20 <SprooseGoose> nar jon is the resident cam4 homosexual dude
41:23 <amelia> kunnybunny show me pic babycakes
41:27 <amelia> eating fish n chips?
41:30 <Accuracy> well by the stage we'd broken up I was too far pregnant for abortion and my family doesn't believe in adopting children out
41:32 <SprooseGoose> narp
41:35 <slinky_J> I'm pretty sure a bank would lend the ammount nessecary for an abortion
41:35 <Accuracy> the irish guilt etc
41:38 <SprooseGoose> say pleese
41:40 <Accuracy> fkn irish ppl
41:46 * Accuracy shakes her head
41:47 <amelia> fuckin do it ya pedo
41:51 * SprooseGoose slaps amelia around with a Riemann rearrangement theorem
42:04 <amelia> is jon first born or the trapped one
42:13 <steven_> hahaahahahahahaha
42:14 <slinky_J> ur not fucking irish
42:16 <slinky_J> lol
42:18 <slinky_J> irish guilt mate
42:27 <Accuracy> I'm half irish half kiwi
42:28 <Lumeah2> slinky_J:... ill have your penis.
42:29 <Lumeah2> ta
42:31 <Accuracy> you moronic turd
42:38 <Lumeah2> can match my balls
42:53 <Accuracy> nah johns my 1yr olds father
43:06 <SprooseGoose> http://imgur.com/NKB5XSA
43:11 <SprooseGoose> kekeke^^
43:25 <Accuracy> woel your cam is shit
43:29 <amelia> ders ma curly sue
43:34 <Accuracy> I'm not even going to look
43:37 <amelia> blurry curlz sue
43:56 <SprooseGoose> im an ameture camera user
44:10 <Accuracy> do you think he's good looking amelia?
44:12 <slinky_J> lol
44:19 <slinky_J> pic reminds me of that abo song
44:24 <slinky_J> to the fiddy cent beat
44:31 <amelia> yes he is bootiful
44:32 <SprooseGoose> murder and torcha and death and pain your out the game when i blow out ya brains
44:39 <amelia> dem curlz are delightful
44:44 <amelia> locks for dayz
45:16 <Accuracy> His hair kind of reminds of how long my pubes were around the time I gave birth
45:16 <slinky_J> amelia haz u been practicing your middle finger?
45:25 <Accuracy> poor drs having to see that shit
45:50 <amelia> ma middle finger is still fucked
45:52 <amelia> all bent
46:00 <amelia> i cant do it proper
46:00 <steven_> that might be an advantage
46:10 <Accuracy> is it broken?
46:11 <amelia> get in deep
46:17 <steven_> right angle
46:19 <amelia> nah its fine i jus do weird middle finger
46:23 <amelia> slink reckons
46:32 <slinky_J> y dont u sit on it and spin
46:35 <amelia> HE SAYS I DO IT WRONG
46:37 <slinky_J> BAM owned
46:38 <amelia> maybe i do
46:41 <slinky_J> ^_^
46:41 <Accuracy> well his head is weird, don't panic on his opinion
46:41 <amelia> maybe i do
46:52 <amelia> i aint panicked
46:57 <slinky_J> lol
47:41 <amelia> http://m.imgur.com/DY81I2S
48:05 <amelia> ITS STRAIGHT
48:07 <amelia> ish
48:18 <slinky_J> LOL
48:26 <slinky_J> looks like ur gettin ready to fist a chick
48:33 <steven_> your finger is longer then kunny's willy
48:41 <slinky_J> LOL
48:46 <slinky_J> such a lovely white serbian finger
48:49 <slinky_J> croatian!
48:53 <amelia> AHAHAHAA
48:53 <steven_> haha
48:55 <slinky_J> ma bad
49:23 <Accuracy> oh shit, your middle finger is like my index
49:31 <Accuracy> it is bent a little
49:31 <amelia> kunnybunny is dis true, ma finger longer than your ding-a-ling?
49:51 <amelia> haha yah when i put fingers together, there are gaps in between
49:58 <Accuracy> SAME!
50:03 <Accuracy> wtf happened to us
50:09 <Accuracy> I blame clowns
50:11 <amelia> munted
50:14 <Accuracy> lol
50:17 <amelia> deformed
50:22 <SprooseGoose> i am
50:27 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit: That is all.
50:36 <Accuracy> I think mine are from playing sport
51:19 <amelia> ohhh that's a good call actually
51:28 <amelia> never thought of that
51:43 <Accuracy> my brothers used to make the feild girl when playing cricket
52:02 <Accuracy> cricket is boring but seriously being a catcher is just fkn stuppid
52:04 <Accuracy> so boring
52:14 <Accuracy> 'yeah go stand over there'
52:17 <Accuracy> assholes
53:04 <amelia> ahahha i played cricket too
53:05 Join: Sharni ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
53:09 <amelia> i luff that game
53:16 <amelia> sup SharniBanarni
53:25 <Sharni> Hey baby cakes
53:47 <amelia> ahah i luff how dopey my dog looks sometimes http://m.imgur.com/E2cDPtp
54:05 <Sharni> Haha that's a cute photo
54:10 <Accuracy> did you do the wheelie bins cricket on the street?
54:18 <amelia> YASSSSSSS
54:25 <Accuracy> AWESOME ^5
54:28 <steven_> kekekee
54:28 <amelia> and french cricket
54:32 <amelia> backyard cricket
54:34 <Accuracy> now the roads are too busy for that shit
54:34 <steven_> one hand one bounce
54:37 <amelia> 6 and out
54:43 <steven_> over the fence and out
54:43 <Accuracy> :D
54:45 <steven_> mwahaha
54:49 <amelia> ahahaha yas 1hand 1bounce!
54:53 <Accuracy> omg we pissed off our neighbours
54:57 <amelia> we had in the pool and out
55:01 <Sharni> Aww yeh
55:13 Nick: SprooseGoose is now known as necromancer
55:16 <Accuracy> we'd get the ball over the fence and without doorknocking we'd pile over and raid their backyard
55:17 <Accuracy> lol
55:25 <amelia> bwahahahaha we did same thing
55:28 <amelia> jump the fence
55:30 <Sharni> Awwwww yeahhhhh
55:31 <amelia> jump back
55:38 <Accuracy> they didn't mind cricket, it was when we got the bball ring
56:01 <Accuracy> our nextdoor neighbour was gardening and we got the ball over the fence and it hit him in the head and he had a heartattack
56:04 <Sharni> Awww yeahh
56:07 <amelia> ohhh we had so many fights over basketball
56:10 <Accuracy> I think he just went into shock
56:16 <Sharni> Aww yeah
56:17 <amelia> WOT THE FUCK
56:20 <Accuracy> yeah ns
56:30 <Accuracy> mum made us garden for him for about 3 years
56:48 <amelia> i laughed when i seen he got hit in head wif ball then i read the rest and stopped laffing almost instantly
56:57 <amelia> thats fucked how old was he
56:57 <Accuracy> his wife didn't seem to be bothered by it all which is more disturbing
56:58 <Accuracy> LOL
57:10 <Accuracy> he would've been about 60
57:15 <amelia> jeezus
57:17 <amelia> insane
57:28 <Accuracy> tell me about it
57:41 <Accuracy> he put our fence higher when he got better
57:48 <Accuracy> so then we had like a 7ft fence
57:59 <amelia> bwahahahahah
58:00 <necromancer> distribute guns in a kids meal open a box hold a glock bust a shot threw the windshield
58:06 <Accuracy> after that we didn't want to play cause if we had to go over the fence it's a long drop
58:07 <Accuracy> =\
58:09 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHP5MKgK0o8
58:11 <Accuracy> <= lazy
58:14 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Selena Gomez - Kill Em With Kindness (Jun 6, 2016) Length: 3:44 - Category: Music - 105,752,966 views views - 1,311,806 likes (96.4%), 49,022 dislikes (3.6%)
58:19 <Sharni> Gay
58:38 <amelia> she is the worst fucking singer would you fuck off
58:46 <Sharni> Lolol
58:47 <Accuracy> she looks like pedo bait
58:49 <amelia> i hate your lil crush you have on her
59:02 <Accuracy> she's all tiny like that other girl
59:06 <amelia> she super cute n hot but she is so shit
59:09 <Accuracy> fuck whats her name
59:18 <Sharni> Ariana grande ?
59:22 <amelia> Ohhh
59:22 <Accuracy> yeah
59:25 <Accuracy> that's the one
59:30 <Sharni> What a guess
59:31 <Accuracy> they look like little girls to me
59:34 <Sharni> Fuck yeha
59:39 <steven_> fuck off
59:42 <Sharni> Yea she is so little
59:48 <Accuracy> shut up whitey pink man
59:48 <steven_> i dont even like her
59:51 <steven_> she aint my type
59:58 <amelia> AHAHAAHAHAH whitey pink man
59:58 <steven_> i would root her voicebox doe
00:01 <Accuracy> :P
00:04 <Sharni> Lololol
00:06 <amelia> tell us your type steven_
00:09 <Accuracy> he reckons he's changed skin colour
00:10 <Sharni> What is your type
00:13 <steven_> hahahaahaa
00:13 <Sharni> Yes tell us
00:13 <Accuracy> I don't believe him
00:16 <amelia> her voicebox is worst thing about her
00:22 <amelia> steven_ isn't the pale one
00:25 <amelia> dats nate
00:32 <Accuracy> both of them are shit singers
00:33 <amelia> steven is pretty white too actually
00:39 <steven_> ha ha
00:44 <steven_> pretty fly for a white guy
00:46 <Accuracy> like seriously they can belt out anything
00:59 <necromancer> stress of no good people
01:01 <Accuracy> it's moreso about their bodies why and how they sell their music
01:05 <Sharni> I'm white as fuck
01:07 <steven_> my type is
01:10 <steven_> CHILL AS FUCK
01:12 <necromancer> white pointerz
01:24 <Sharni> Chill as fuck
01:25 <amelia> CHiLL aS FuCK
01:26 <steven_> MUST LAUGH AT ALL MY JOKES FOR THE FIRST 3 MONTHS
01:30 <Accuracy> Sharni so is my daughter, she's really white
01:35 <Accuracy> I can see her veins
01:38 <slinky_J> selena would have a nice fuck face
01:46 <Sharni> My boys are tan
01:49 <Sharni> Jealous as
01:59 * steven_ gets a spray on orange tan
02:08 <Sharni> Haha that's Hawt
02:12 <Accuracy> one of my girls is tanned with blue eyes and one of my girls has dark brown eyes and the whitest skin
02:18 <Accuracy> she's almost see through
02:19 <steven_> let me find a picture of my tan
02:20 <amelia> i got ma wog skin
02:25 <Sharni> Mine are both tan and blue eyes
02:35 <Accuracy> aww
02:39 <Accuracy> they'd be cute
02:43 <amelia> show us ya TaN steven_
02:47 <Sharni> They are cute but naughty
02:48 <necromancer> i got orange hair frecklez n nerdframes º¿º
02:50 <Accuracy> yeah steven_
03:00 <Sharni> Lol
03:00 <Accuracy> Sharni what kid isn't naughty lol
03:09 <amelia> NUFFIN WRONG WIF GLASSES
03:10 <Sharni> Haha yep
03:14 <Accuracy> unless we had nannies
03:19 <Accuracy> our kids are naughty
03:31 <Accuracy> thats why celebs are like 'oh my kids are such a blessing'
03:50 <Sharni> Haha
03:55 <slinky_J> because the nannies cop all the shit from the kids?
03:55 <Sharni> How old are yours ?
04:01 <Accuracy> yes josh
04:06 <necromancer> popo searched me hi-vis undiez
04:09 <Accuracy> I have a 1 and 2 year old
04:21 <Sharni> Cute mine are 3,1
04:22 <Accuracy> bless their souls but fuck I hate being a mother sometimes
04:34 <Sharni> Don't worry so do I.. I miss my sleep
04:51 <Accuracy> are they still bad at 3? I thought the terrible 2's would be the worst
05:06 <Accuracy> a lady at the dr says they don't change much from 2-3
05:10 <Sharni> Yes the talking back starts
05:16 <Accuracy> oh fuck no
05:19 <Accuracy> :(
05:23 <Sharni> It's terrible
05:26 <Accuracy> haha so not excited
05:42 <steven_> i cant find any
05:50 <amelia> fuck sake
05:51 <Sharni> Girls might be more behaved I wouldn't know lol
05:55 <amelia> let me down again
05:57 <steven_> nate is on skype
05:58 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/buqgv3
06:00 <steven_> there is one of my dog
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06:10 <NeXus> [23:08] <alisid> morning
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06:10 <NeXus> [23:17] <alisid> morning Elyssa
06:10 <NeXus> [23:17] <alisid> :^D
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06:10 <NeXus> [23:31] <alisid> oi Ratrace
06:10 <NeXus> [23:32] <alisid> fuck off back to austnet u scum
06:10 <NeXus> [23:34] <alisid> might call cops on one the operators of austnet
06:10 <NeXus> [23:35] <alisid> cause they are peadophile scum on that server
06:10 <NeXus> [23:38] * noneo ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
06:10 <NeXus> [23:42] <alisid> theyre stalkers too
06:10 <NeXus> [23:42] <alisid> one moved in right next door to me nearlly
06:10 <NeXus> [23:42] <alisid> so if they want to start
06:10 <NeXus> [23:42] <alisid> i will end them\
06:20 <NeXus> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL tisk were ragin at DalNet.
06:30 <Sharni> I don't want to read that
07:46 <Accuracy> isn't alisid that guy who lived in noble park and used to paste pics of his bong and filthy kitchen?
07:47 <amelia> awww luff puppy so much
07:53 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHQ
07:56 <amelia> TISKKKKK
08:06 <Sharni> Lol
08:10 <amelia> christopher, gosh I adore him and his doorframe kicking ability
08:12 <necromancer> haha
08:13 <necromancer> pisstopher
08:17 <Sharni> I want another baby
08:18 <Accuracy> is it him?
08:19 <NeXus> LOLL
08:22 <necromancer> he quit irc when lumeah ditched him
08:29 <NeXus> yeah mel thats tisk
08:39 <Accuracy> lol yay I remembered something
08:42 <NeXus> ChrisMines
08:56 <NeXus> the junkie
09:08 <Sharni> Lol
09:25 <Accuracy> I just remember him posting a pic of his filthy bong and I wasn't fazed about that but the filthy kitchen annoyed me
09:25 <slinky_J> but how does tisk do his fantastic irc drawings now?
09:27 <NeXus> wots up Sharni?
09:41 <Sharni> Ello
10:04 <NeXus> Accuracy, thats the guy who usually screamin on his cat sockzie
10:17 <NeXus> he's still virgin mel
10:21 <amelia> AHAHAAHHAA sockzieeeeeeee
10:33 <NeXus> none of chicks likes him
10:41 <NeXus> everyone has rejected him mel
10:51 <NeXus> even babygirl rofl
10:55 <amelia> thanks for the info, gossip queen
11:49 <steven_> hang on girls
11:53 <Accuracy> holy crap
12:02 <NeXus> where is pullcock steven_?
12:05 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/buqj9y
12:06 <Accuracy> even chad got laid so poor chris
12:15 <NeXus> he's being hiding like always
12:18 <Accuracy> chad was a fkn tripper and a half
12:27 <amelia> ahahahahaaha you're a fuckwit steven_
12:36 <amelia> gimme you dog
12:42 <steven_> hahahaaha
12:48 <amelia> he deserves a better owner
12:57 <steven_> bullshit
13:14 <NeXus> LOLLLLLLLL whose that fuckwit
13:21 <NeXus> is that you steven_?
13:23 <NeXus> LOLOLOL
13:33 <steven_> yeah
13:38 <steven_> look at my tanned arms
13:43 <NeXus> hahahaha
13:47 <steven_> 2 seconds
13:52 <NeXus> show it to pollock
13:58 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/buqk15
14:05 <steven_> i aint no white boy
14:06 <steven_> mwahaha
14:07 <NeXus> he's one of your kids
14:26 <steven_> look at dem gunz
14:36 * Accuracy shakes her head
14:45 <Accuracy> how can you be pinky white to that
15:07 <steven_> that other one was an app on the phone
15:13 <Accuracy> ahh
15:29 <amelia> your face is burnt off
15:52 <necromancer> im going to do a video of me kicking the doorframe
15:57 <necromancer> in 5 fucken minutes
15:58 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/buqkta
16:14 <Accuracy> in 5 fuckin minutes
16:22 <Accuracy> hardcore..
16:25 <necromancer> lmaooo
16:29 <necromancer> dorks
16:31 <amelia> I don't know why you make me laff so much steven_
16:42 <Accuracy> maybe you secretly like him amelia
16:57 <steven_> shhh
16:59 <steven_> fucking hell
17:00 <amelia> he wishes jellyfishes
17:03 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/buql6p
17:08 <steven_> that one is for amelia
17:09 <steven_> mwghahahaaha
17:11 <Accuracy> you could be like that really gay movie and meet up when you're like 70 and die in eachothers arms
17:12 <necromancer> whoz cuming 2 bondi beach?¿
17:19 <amelia> AAHHAAHHAHAAHA
17:19 <Accuracy> it'd be romantic
17:24 <amelia> that fuckin belt
17:34 <steven_> hahahahaha
17:37 <steven_> i won it dawg
17:40 <amelia> AHAAHAHAA
17:41 <steven_> knocked some tough guy out
17:44 <amelia> its lil mans belt
17:47 <amelia> you tosaa
17:55 <amelia> lil j's
18:24 <amelia> you look fatter there
18:29 <steven_> AGAGAG'
18:31 <steven_> f u
18:35 <steven_> these are all olds ones
18:39 <Accuracy> amelia you're so offensive
18:42 <amelia> AHAHA
18:46 <amelia> wot!!!
18:47 <necromancer> next time stephens ice skating ima dress up like a hockey player and belt him over the head with a hockey stick
18:48 <steven_> old as in
18:48 <amelia> as if
18:51 <steven_> early this yr
18:52 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/buqlwp
18:59 <Accuracy> he deserves 3 cows and 2 goats as a dowry now
19:08 <amelia> ahahahahaa
19:09 <steven_> hahahahahaah
19:15 <amelia> he did look fat there tho
19:18 <steven_> this is what makes pliv mad
19:22 <amelia> if i lookes fat he would tell me
19:30 <amelia> that one you look heaps smaller
19:39 <amelia> he told me my skirt was shit once
19:43 <amelia> fuckin asshole
19:57 <Accuracy> you kind of look like someone I know
20:02 <Accuracy> but you have less hair
20:15 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/buqmga
20:25 <necromancer> wonder if popo man got a woof of me undiez
20:29 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
20:47 <amelia> I think i know wot it is that makes me laff
20:54 <amelia> you haf a smirk
21:08 <steven_> ok girls, get a shammy in your knickers
21:11 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/buqmq2
21:13 <Accuracy> he should so grow handle bars
21:21 <Accuracy> they crack me up so badly
21:25 <steven_> mwhahaha
21:28 <amelia> IM DOBBING
21:33 <amelia> I TELLING EMMA
21:33 <necromancer> nice choice
21:48 <amelia> fuck off they are shit compared to hulk undies
21:48 <steven_> this is one of my better shots
21:53 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/buqn2d
22:00 <steven_> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
22:04 <necromancer> shud i take a dunny foto wit undiez on ma head?¿
22:10 <amelia> CaKeFaCe
22:11 <Accuracy> that's rood
22:17 <amelia> yah kunnybunny do it
22:23 <necromancer> id knock the dust off that pussy
22:27 <amelia> it will look bootiful
22:29 <amelia> AHAHA
22:30 <Accuracy> no more clicking for me
22:39 <amelia> get your duster buster out kunnybunny
22:46 <amelia> show cakey wots up
22:52 <Accuracy> lol
23:06 <necromancer> nar
23:09 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/buqnjq
23:10 <Accuracy> omg do any of you remember cupcake?
23:16 <Accuracy> the one who fucked pieter?
23:18 <steven_> dem nip nips
23:25 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAAHA PLIV
23:25 <necromancer> who the fuck is that
23:27 <amelia> ohhhhhhhh man
23:30 <amelia> AHAHAAHAHA
23:37 <Accuracy> I think her realname was mandy
23:37 <amelia> hes another one that cracks me up
23:40 <necromancer> wat the fudge?¿
23:42 <amelia> jus for diff reasons
23:43 <Accuracy> fuck she was CRAZY
23:57 <amelia> plivs nipples are fuckin weird
24:02 <steven_> they are massive
24:05 <steven_> my nipples are fucking tiny
24:06 <steven_> hahahaa
24:16 <Accuracy> I'm scared I'll throw up if I look
24:18 <Accuracy> =\
24:21 <necromancer> i got 3 nipplez
24:25 <amelia> they look like that semi colon thinh
24:27 <amelia> thing
24:28 <Accuracy> no you don't
24:35 <Accuracy> lee told me its a mole
24:39 <necromancer> nar
24:41 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAAHAHA
24:48 <amelia> pic of 3x nipz
24:53 <Accuracy> you sometimes confused her cause it's the size of your tiny penis
24:56 <Accuracy> sowwy
25:06 <necromancer> i got staph infection in hospital had needle nose tweezerz about 2cam deep in my chest
25:09 <necromancer> it was quite painful
25:13 <amelia> kunnybunny undies on head pic do it nows
25:15 <Accuracy> nah
25:36 <necromancer> 'im just taking some of the tissue out'
25:42 <necromancer> yer righto that fucke HUIrYTZ
25:45 <Accuracy> necromancer you kick doors down and get anal injections
25:51 <Accuracy> how can something be painful
25:54 <amelia> shut your 3rd nip n post a pic ffs
25:54 <Accuracy> ?
26:00 <Accuracy> I'm confused.
26:36 <Accuracy> amelia you've got a very strong stomach
26:44 <Accuracy> you're asking woel for pics
26:44 <amelia> AHAAHAHA
26:53 <amelia> hes a stunner
26:57 <amelia> xoxoxoxo
27:09 <steven_> look at my nips
27:12 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/buqp6p
27:30 <amelia> ahahahahahahaa
27:32 <steven_> mwhahahahaahahaha
27:39 <amelia> mininipz
27:44 <steven_> lil nipz
27:49 <amelia> Accuracy your turn
27:54 <steven_> yeah show us your nips
27:56 <Accuracy> I can't click anymore cause I think I saw your bikini line in one picture
28:09 <steven_> mine ?
28:18 <necromancer> wellz
28:25 <Accuracy> nah I don't send nudes, the worst I've ever posted or sent on a phone was me on the toilet and my butt
28:31 <Accuracy> and it's just laughable
28:35 <necromancer> i put my hand thru my bedroom door with 1 punch accidently
28:39 <Accuracy> I'm a flat assed white girl
28:41 <amelia> even to boyfriends?
29:05 <Accuracy> oh I've sent boob pics but they got sent via my ex to woel
29:11 <steven_> haha
29:12 <necromancer> pic of wot
29:14 <Accuracy> without my permission
29:24 <necromancer> pic of penis
29:26 <amelia> show me a normal pic
29:30 <steven_> show us
29:32 <steven_> US
29:33 <amelia> i will accept clothes
29:44 <amelia> we will accept clothes
29:48 <Accuracy> woel you remember back then, I threatened to fuck you up cause at the time you were in my house whilst I was interstate
29:49 <necromancer> smelly penus?????????
29:51 <Accuracy> and lee cried
30:01 <necromancer> shutup smelody
30:05 <necromancer> kick ya face off
30:09 <Accuracy> I will =)
30:14 <Accuracy> you can't.
30:19 <steven_> come on pic
30:31 <Accuracy> nah i'm pretty private about myself.
30:38 <steven_> blitz sister is alright
30:47 <steven_> i rekon she would be a freak
30:48 <Accuracy> sending pictures hasn't really worked in my favour when it comes to irc.
30:50 <steven_> freaky!
30:57 <amelia> yah she looks cute
31:00 <Accuracy> I actually met her last weekend
31:02 <amelia> n is kinda sweet
31:09 <Accuracy> she's awesome
31:12 <steven_> show me
31:15 <steven_> i dont post it
31:17 <amelia> I got nuffin to make fun of her over
31:19 <steven_> dont = wont
31:20 <amelia> damnit
31:21 <Accuracy> we didn't take pics
31:28 <steven_> take one now ?
31:35 <Accuracy> of me?
31:37 <steven_> yea
31:41 <Accuracy> nah
31:45 <steven_> why ?
32:06 <Accuracy> I don't know.. as I stated pictures don't work well on irc
32:13 <steven_> mmK
32:16 <amelia> show @ me, blitz knows i dun post
32:18 <Accuracy> it's how relationships and children happen
32:27 <steven_> haha
32:40 <amelia> steven is in a relationship
32:41 <steven_> im fertile and gay
32:47 <amelia> he dont want your coochie
32:48 <Accuracy> I prefer to be just a nickname these days
32:55 <steven_> thats fine
33:02 <Accuracy> :)
33:07 <Accuracy> ty for respecting that
33:08 <amelia> actually its not fine
33:13 <steven_> :P
33:17 <amelia> no i don't respect that
33:20 <amelia> at all
33:22 <amelia> cword
33:28 <Accuracy> okay amelia, you pm me a pic
33:40 <Accuracy> lol @ cword
33:41 <amelia> you first
33:44 <Accuracy> coward or cunt?
33:47 <Accuracy> lol
33:49 <steven_> cword
33:51 <steven_> cunt
33:55 <amelia> 2nd one
33:56 <amelia> haha
33:57 <steven_> ok
33:58 <steven_> Shannon
34:00 <steven_> Sharni
34:02 <steven_> or amelia
34:07 <amelia> i will say everything except cword
34:08 <steven_> which everyone said i was a ghost
34:10 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/buqrul
34:11 <necromancer> i took 1
34:15 <necromancer> but ugly in it
34:27 <amelia> P for poofter
34:32 <steven_> i musta posted that pic 2000 times now
34:41 <steven_> my favs
34:52 <Accuracy> If pollock is in here he possibly has pictures of me
35:00 <Accuracy> slinky_J possibly does
35:01 <steven_> people have said you are ok
35:15 <steven_> most of them are mental case's tho
35:21 <Accuracy> lol
35:30 <Accuracy> who is to state that I'm not mental though?
36:17 <steven_> the picture will clear things up
36:18 <steven_> :}
36:22 <Accuracy> lol
36:33 <Accuracy> doubtfully
36:33 <necromancer> http://i67.tinypic.com/23sdl69.jpg
36:35 Join: johninja ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
36:51 <necromancer> in my authentic michael jordan black sox baseball jersey
36:53 <necromancer> yeaaaa boy~
36:57 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrHxhQPOO2c
37:01 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jimmy Cliff - I Can See Clearly Now (May 3, 2014) Length: - Category: Music - 4,013,130 views views - 21,524 likes (97.7%), 516 dislikes (2.3%)
37:07 <johninja> http://imgur.com/kaL7irD <--- Accuracy with three pedophiles
37:14 <Sharni> steven_ your not white
37:17 <Sharni> Your pink
37:21 <steven_> fuk u dawg
37:27 <Sharni> Ha ha ha ha
38:02 <necromancer> showeerrr
38:14 <amelia> ahahahaha pollock loves it
38:19 <steven_> hahaaha
38:22 <steven_> 101 pollock style
38:30 <amelia> definitely
38:34 <Sharni> Lol
38:37 <amelia> who are those people you with
38:38 <steven_> breaker why not just man up?
38:50 <Sharni> Yea man up
38:55 <steven_> post your own picture
38:57 <steven_> lololol
39:06 * Donald_Trump slaps Sharni around a bit with a large trout
39:23 <Donald_Trump> where is nate
39:23 <johninja> Accuracy is hungry for dicks thats the reason i left her
39:30 Nick: Donald_Trump is now known as President_Trump
39:37 <Sharni> amelia pretty sure my belly piercing is worse than before :(
39:45 <johninja> she is fucking retarded whore
39:45 <Accuracy> amelia comedians
39:53 <amelia> ow take it out sharni
39:57 <amelia> let it heal
39:59 <Sharni> Never
40:01 * President_Trump slaps amelia around a bit with a large trout
40:05 <President_Trump> come to daddy
40:05 <amelia> ohhhhh okies
40:14 <amelia> Its gonna get worse and infected you twat
40:15 <Accuracy> it was taken at the comedy club
40:16 <steven_> breaker will suck the puss out
40:24 <amelia> Daddy Trump fuck off
40:25 Join: Glenn ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
40:25 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Glenn
40:26 <Sharni> Ah well
40:30 <Sharni> Aww thanks breaker
40:45 <steven_> YOU WHITE DOG
40:49 <steven_> hqahahaha
40:51 <johninja> who the fuck is breaker?
40:53 <Glenn> ?
41:00 <steven_> that what i scream out when i first walk in the door at work
41:02 <Sharni> You pink dawg
41:03 <steven_> 'YOU WHITE DOG'
41:08 <johninja> hey Glenn
41:11 <amelia> pollock you rat
41:14 <steven_> 'YOU WHITE MUTT'
41:14 <johninja> its me john bowen
41:20 <amelia> DoNT HiDe
41:22 <johninja> the biggest pedophile
41:23 <Accuracy> nah it's not
41:26 <Accuracy> lol
41:32 <Glenn> ...er, hi johninja!
41:32 <Accuracy> johninja is on fb
41:43 <johninja> fuck off mel
41:44 <Accuracy> Glenn it's not johninja.
41:49 <johninja> stupid slut.
41:49 <steven_> its pollock
41:53 <Accuracy> everyone knows my name..
41:55 <Accuracy> lol
41:58 <Sharni> I don't
41:59 <Accuracy> slut..
42:04 <Accuracy> come up with a new name
42:13 <Glenn> Accuracy... I have no idea who johninja is anyway!
42:15 Join: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
42:15 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Changing hosts
42:15 Join: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
42:20 <johninja> I married to an abo i accept that
42:20 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blitzkrieg
42:34 <Glenn> Serves you right.
42:36 <Accuracy> well john can come on and just kill your nick if he wants
42:37 <steven_> goverment frant?
42:40 <steven_> grant?
42:41 <Accuracy> you've been caught out.
42:49 <johninja> Huh?
42:50 <Accuracy> fairly dumb imo
42:59 <amelia> we dont want you to talk we jus want pics
43:12 <Blitzkrieg> lolllll
43:22 <Blitzkrieg> Sup crew?
43:27 <amelia> wot up playah
43:35 <necromancer> JelLy JohN
43:39 <johninja> http://imgur.com/kaL7irD <--- Accuracy with three pedophiles
43:40 <Blitzkrieg> Fuck all, kickin back at home
43:41 <Blitzkrieg> You?
43:41 <President_Trump> maybe with daz here we can have some common sense chat for a change
43:44 <Accuracy> it's not john lol
43:47 <necromancer> still farmin that corn
44:03 Join: tjj44 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
44:03 <amelia> waiting for your sistah
44:13 <steven_> ITS A FULL MOON TONIGHT GUYZZZZZ
44:14 <Sharni> Lol
44:22 <necromancer> so what
44:30 <steven_> so what, prepare for the phreak show
44:31 <necromancer> good for fishin
44:33 <Blitzkrieg> She's off watching TV I think
44:44 <amelia> KeLLY o KeLLY LeT DoWN YouR ReD HaiR
45:02 <necromancer> kelly osbourne
45:07 <johninja> Accuracy: I know you are getting other dicks, so dont try to forget your hubby whore
45:11 <Blitzkrieg> Who's johninja?
45:18 <johninja> Or you want a divorce?
45:22 <amelia> pollocksnake
45:31 <necromancer> melody is having a good time with her multiple penus's
45:34 <johninja> Do you want me to do it?
45:37 <Blitzkrieg> Ahhhh Pullcock
45:37 Part: tjj44 ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
45:40 <Blitzkrieg> Thought so
46:04 <johninja> Do you want me to post the sex video we had the first night?
46:07 Quit: johninja ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by Accuracy)
46:10 <Accuracy> :)
46:30 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha
46:41 <Blitzkrieg> And just for good measure...
46:50 Part: breaker ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks (Removed by Blitzkrieg: LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL)
46:54 <Accuracy> haha
47:00 <Accuracy> ^5 nigger
47:08 <Blitzkrieg> ^5
47:37 <steven_> loooooooooool
48:01 <necromancer> had hot shower
48:05 <steven_> breakers fall from grace was great
48:10 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG_dA32oH44
48:15 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jay-Z & Kanye West - Ni**as In Paris (Explicit) (Feb 9, 2012) Length: 4:11 - Category: Music - 126,209,197 views views - 624,167 likes (95%), 32,968 dislikes (5%)
48:26 <necromancer> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-kC_iGsS7o
48:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac & Nutt-So - Ghetto Star (D-Ace Remix) (Jun 16, 2014) Length: 4:48 - Category: Music - 2,817 views views - 52 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
48:34 <amelia> do ya think about me now n thennnnn
48:42 <amelia> maybe we can start againnnn
48:52 <President_Trump> Blitzkrieg how was the frankston sex tour?
49:07 <Blitzkrieg> Sex tour?
49:24 <Accuracy> I think trumpy wants a strumper in his mouth
49:32 <steven_> he does
49:33 <Accuracy> strumpet*
49:38 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
49:38 <amelia> https://youtu.be/LQ488QrqGE4
49:39 <Accuracy> sorry I'm still laughing
49:43 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kanye West - Homecoming (Jun 16, 2009) Length: 3:24 - Category: Music - 55,022,043 views views - 162,621 likes (97.4%), 4,287 dislikes (2.6%)
49:44 <necromancer> what state does smelodys sex tour start in??????????
50:28 <President_Trump> it started in your bedroom necromancer many years ago
50:40 <necromancer> lolz
51:24 <steven_> kayne is a fgt
51:59 <Accuracy> yeah I like taylor more than kim and kanye
52:11 <Accuracy> who the fuck calls their kid north west
52:17 <Accuracy> it seems abit weird hey
52:27 <steven_> TWIZZY
52:29 <Blitzkrieg> MJ called his kid blanket
52:37 <Accuracy> yeah that's stupid aswell
52:38 <President_Trump> u like taylor more than kim and kayne? racist
52:39 <steven_> micheal jordan ?
52:39 <Blitzkrieg> I guess fuckwit names are a new trend
52:49 <Blitzkrieg> Michael Jackson
52:51 <Blitzkrieg> lol
52:52 <steven_> gaahahhaa
53:09 <Accuracy> President_Trump whats racist that I don't like a superficial couple who pose like tossers
53:14 <Accuracy> and media is their life?
53:28 <President_Trump> no place for racism in nerdhacks Accuracy
53:46 <amelia> I like a few of kanyes tracks
53:51 <amelia> that homecoming one
53:56 <amelia> & Blame Game
54:06 <Accuracy> I'm not racist
54:15 <Glenn> Oh?
54:15 <Accuracy> I just hate media whores.
54:23 <President_Trump> when did u last have sex with a nigger then? if u arent racist?
54:32 <amelia> AHAHAHA
54:32 <Accuracy> when I was 19 probably
54:39 <necromancer> steven is KKK white power cunt
54:49 <President_Trump> why not recently?
54:50 <Blitzkrieg> necromancer is a loser
55:01 <necromancer> er
55:06 <Accuracy> I don't hang out with alot of niggers these days
55:13 <necromancer> ill bitch slap you shitkrieg
55:24 <Blitzkrieg> I knew you reeked of pedo
55:29 <Blitzkrieg> Sup kunny?
55:32 <President_Trump> josh was saying the other day he thinks he's black
55:45 <Accuracy> he's as white as the moon
55:51 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllll
55:51 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
55:58 <Accuracy> and he's claimed to be moari, welsh
56:07 <necromancer> im mexican
56:08 <Accuracy> and a few drinks and he speaks broken english
56:15 <President_Trump> moari josh lolllllllllllllllllll
56:21 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeZZr_p6vB8
56:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nelly - Hot In Herre (Dec 24, 2009) Length: 4:07 - Category: Music - 60,762,233 views views - 206,378 likes (96.2%), 8,180 dislikes (3.8%)
56:39 <Accuracy> he even tried to say his family was from dunedin once
56:49 <President_Trump> slinky_J u been sharpening your spear lately bro?
56:50 <slinky_J> what
56:57 <Accuracy> but dunedin doesn't have a huge population of moaris
56:58 <slinky_J> i dont think im black
57:00 <Blitzkrieg> My loser vps is too weak to run a terminal server
57:16 <President_Trump> he was claiming recently he was welsh
57:20 <slinky_J> lol broken english
57:24 <necromancer> i wana go on a sex tour to NZ n root all the blue tongues
57:26 <steven_> i fell like busting loose and i feel like touching u
57:27 <Accuracy> well it's true
57:40 <slinky_J> what do you mean by broken english
57:44 <Accuracy> steven_ stop saying shit to turn amelia on
57:58 <amelia> i can't stop watching that vid of lil kid bustin out to bob marley
58:01 <Accuracy> it's just cruel
58:03 <slinky_J> haha
58:03 <amelia> cracks me up
58:03 <steven_> i only do that in pm
58:09 <steven_> amelia answer my pm babez
58:13 <Blitzkrieg> 3sum... amelia steven_ and Emma
58:14 <Accuracy> lol
58:15 <slinky_J> you dont even know what broken english is and you say i speak broken english
58:21 <steven_> emma doesnt even know
58:21 <slinky_J> im welsh
58:23 <steven_> oops~
58:24 <slinky_J> the end
58:27 <Blitzkrieg> lollll
58:29 <amelia> hang on babycakes jus makin a collage of your pics
58:33 <steven_> mwahaha
58:34 <Accuracy> josh just don't address me..
58:42 <steven_> helps with the sleep
58:43 <necromancer> lucky the knife i had on me wasnt on my waist wouda got done with concealed weapon 2
58:44 <slinky_J> dont talk absolute shit about me behind my back
58:45 <slinky_J> slut
58:50 <slinky_J> you're trash
58:51 <Accuracy> comment toward my statements but don't address me.
59:00 <steven_> <Accuracy> comment toward my statements but don't undress me.
59:04 <Accuracy> how is behind your back, you're in channel
59:05 <slinky_J> lol
59:07 <Accuracy> fkn fucktard.
59:16 <President_Trump> would the spear chucker please SHUT UP
59:17 <slinky_J> give it a rest
59:22 <amelia> https://youtu.be/blPGZQxoZIg
59:26 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob marley funny kid sing (May 6, 2016) Length: 0:15 - Category: People & Blogs - 3,285 views views - 41 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
59:26 <amelia> WHYY EYE EYE
59:30 <Accuracy> lol steven_ you pervert
59:30 <slinky_J> i get ur cut we're not friends so just let it go
59:34 <Blitzkrieg> Who is the spear chucker?
59:38 <steven_> kekekekekeke
59:44 <Accuracy> :)
00:02 <amelia> *squats low* WHY EY EY EY EY
00:12 <necromancer> stevens voice did not break until he was 17 years old
00:17 <steven_> ill give you a little bit of uh uh ah ah
00:25 <steven_> bullshit
00:28 <steven_> its still not broken
00:53 <steven_> i had more sex when i was 17 then you have had your whole life you poor cunt
00:53 <amelia> kunnybunny we gonna skype latah
00:59 <amelia> wif steven dork too
01:01 <amelia> capiche?
01:01 <Blitzkrieg> True, he still sounds like a little boy
01:05 <necromancer> u rekn
01:07 <amelia> you tell us some stories
01:08 <Blitzkrieg> That's why kunny loves talkin to him
01:09 <steven_> prolly
01:12 <amelia> Toad will be there too
01:25 <amelia> ribbiting as usual
01:28 <steven_> haaha
01:30 <Blitzkrieg> Fuck up
01:31 <steven_> croaking
01:35 <amelia> AHAHAJAAH
01:38 <Blitzkrieg> Both of you
01:45 <steven_> hahaha
01:48 <amelia> lettin his tadpoles out into Mel
01:53 <necromancer> stories from the crypt
01:55 <Accuracy> who is!
01:56 <steven_> in Blitzkrieg's defence last skype call his voice was normal
02:04 <amelia> yah i know
02:07 <Accuracy> keep everything away from my vadge
02:07 <amelia> i told him that
02:12 <steven_> well... irc standards normal
02:12 <amelia> but still like to make fub
02:13 <steven_> :}
02:28 * Blitzkrieg slaps amelia around a bit with a large trout
02:37 <amelia> steven_ the giggling school girl
02:37 <Blitzkrieg> Fub
02:40 <steven_> kekekekeekeke~
02:50 <amelia> amelia the amazing
02:54 <steven_> i get so caught up that you talk to me
02:55 <amelia> to put it simply.
03:01 <Blitzkrieg> amelia the little girl
03:16 <Accuracy> amelia makes me think of planes
03:19 <necromancer> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQlD7cx1m6Y
03:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snowgoons - "The Rapture" (feat. Meth Mouth, Swifty McVay (D12), Bizarre, King Gordy & Sean Strange) (May 7, 2012) Length: 3:49 - Category: Music - 160,705 views views - 1,142 likes (97.3%), 32 dislikes (2.7%)
03:24 <necromancer> ahh yes
03:29 <amelia> COS I FLY HIGH
03:31 <steven_> when i think about amelia my pants get tighter
03:43 <amelia> take em off den babez
03:43 <Blitzkrieg> Cuz she crashes into walls?
03:45 <necromancer> me 2
03:45 <steven_> hahahaahahah
03:55 <Accuracy> nah isn't it amelia hart or something who was the first female to fly a plane?
03:55 <necromancer> me penis flinches
04:01 <Accuracy> she went missing or something
04:08 <Blitzkrieg> Yeah...
04:14 <amelia> jeezus none of these dumb shits would know
04:15 <Blitzkrieg> Women drivers cause accidents
04:15 <steven_> pulsating
04:19 <Accuracy> that's why it rings a bell
04:20 <Blitzkrieg> Women pilots just vanish
04:22 <amelia> its IRC not NASA ok
04:30 <Accuracy> OHHHH YOU BITCH BlackDevil
04:35 <Accuracy> Blitzkrieg even
04:35 <amelia> thrusting
04:35 <slinky_J> earhart..
04:37 <necromancer> meliez teh qu33n of hartz .___.
04:42 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOOOLLLLL
04:43 <Accuracy> shit now BlackDevil will kill me
04:44 <Accuracy> =\
04:48 <steven_> <necromancer> meliez teh qu33n of fartz .___.
04:53 <amelia> AHAHAAH
04:56 <amelia> luff puffs
05:01 <steven_> lolol
05:02 <Blitzkrieg> BlackDevil is probs drunk atm
05:03 <steven_> cocks legs
05:05 <Blitzkrieg> Don';t stress
05:05 <steven_> leg
05:07 <Accuracy> hopefully
05:12 <steven_> squats down
05:13 <amelia> HAHA
05:13 <Accuracy> or looking up tranny porn
05:13 <Blitzkrieg> Cocks legs?
05:14 <steven_> and boom
05:21 <Blitzkrieg> So you're levitating?
05:22 <steven_> LEG!
05:23 <amelia> take dat
05:42 <Accuracy> he once sent me a link of a chick in leather playing a piano with her ass cheeks
05:49 <steven_> im dialating
05:53 <Accuracy> it was very strange but interesting
06:24 <steven_> smack dat
06:30 <steven_> smack dat all on the floor
06:35 <steven_> smack dat till u get sore
06:50 * necromancer sends hordes of lemmings over steven_
06:51 <Accuracy> well you know how males and females can move their boobs and pecks
06:57 <steven_> 2 seconds
06:59 <steven_> ill show ya one
07:03 <Accuracy> she did it with her butt cheeks
07:04 Nick: necromancer is now known as holla4adolla
07:48 <holla4adolla> y is abo on $2 coin
08:50 <NeXus> Yo mum kumiva.
09:11 <holla4adolla> do they have a curry on 1 rupee note?¿
09:16 <Lumeah2> u holla for a bum jack
09:30 <NeXus> Where is your bf shads wayno ?
09:47 <steven_> brock lesna
09:53 <NeXus> kumiva & shads have got married lololol
10:04 <steven_> `access shadsam -ls
10:10 <NeXus> SUPLEX CITY BIATCH!
10:10 <steven_> 2 days, 21:36:39 ago
10:22 <Accuracy> NeXus wouldn't that be a sight to remember
10:44 * holla4adolla persuades Lumeah2 to eat the cyanide sandwich
11:04 <Blitzkrieg> [21:13:21] * holla4adolla persuades Lumeah2 to eat the cyanide sandwich
11:14 * Blitzkrieg awards holla4adolla as Australian of the Year
11:18 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY2yjAdbvdQ
11:22 <steven_> good song boyas
11:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shawn Mendes - Treat You Better (Jul 12, 2016) Length: 4:16 - Category: Music - 12,163,654 views views - 583,570 likes (99.1%), 5,420 dislikes (0.9%)
11:31 <NeXus> lolll
11:48 <steven_> what you laughing at mutt
11:50 <Lumeah2> fuck off Blitzkrieg
11:58 <Blitzkrieg> Make me slut
12:00 <holla4adolla> im hearing voices
12:01 <holla4adolla> shhhh
12:04 <holla4adolla> i duno wat its saying
12:07 <steven_> i knowwwwwwwwwwwwww
12:09 <NeXus> LOL
12:33 <steven_> he's just not right for you
12:48 <steven_> i know i can treat you better
12:51 <steven_> then he can............
13:02 <steven_> HAHA
13:08 <steven_> i could never sing that to a girl
13:12 <Accuracy> I hope woel is joking
13:22 <NeXus> you could sing that to pullcock steven
13:27 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
13:30 <steven_> yeah it would be a lie doe
13:32 <Accuracy> actually I kind of don't. he'll be offline for a while.
13:39 <steven_> i know i can treat you better then jen can
13:43 <NeXus> countryroad = pullcock
13:49 <Blitzkrieg> Ah
13:50 <Accuracy> hospital and medication are his friends
13:53 <Blitzkrieg> Un momento
13:57 <steven_> better then jen can!
14:06 Part: countryroad ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks (Removed by Blitzkrieg: NO FAGGOTS)
14:08 <steven_> haha
14:10 <NeXus> Lolll
14:16 <Accuracy> backfired
14:19 <steven_> snaker has left the building
14:26 <holla4adolla> the spice
14:29 <Blitzkrieg> But steven_
14:34 <Blitzkrieg> Aren't you the snake?
14:37 <Blitzkrieg> Remember??
14:38 <steven_> indeed
14:41 <steven_> ill take that title
14:45 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
14:48 <amelia> steven is the rat
14:52 <Accuracy> my pinky finger smells like it's expired
14:55 <steven_> im snake the rat the dog
15:02 <amelia> ahahaha
15:19 <steven_> tell me why are we wasting time when you could be with me instead?
15:25 <Accuracy> but if I take the bandaid off it'll just keep bleeding..
15:28 <amelia> shittest song
15:33 <amelia> swap bandaids dork
15:34 <steven_> shut ur pie slart
15:38 <amelia> renew
15:43 <Accuracy> I WILL LADY
15:46 <amelia> gimme pie
15:48 <Accuracy> just calm down a little
15:53 <steven_> `op
15:55 * Accuracy rushes off and cries
16:02 <amelia> CRY BITCH CRY
16:03 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o steven_
16:12 <Accuracy> I will
16:17 <steven_> haha
16:18 * Accuracy shakes her fist
16:20 <Blitzkrieg> Can't get raped by the willing
16:23 <NeXus> `access *
16:29 <amelia> den i will sleep peacefully tonight
16:29 <steven_> who knows what changed in the topic ?
16:35 <Accuracy> haha
16:40 <Accuracy> you filth bag
16:41 <Accuracy> <3
16:42 <steven_> aghahahah
16:43 <NeXus> LOLOL @ slinky j on 1
16:46 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo Accuracy damian holla4adolla
16:51 <Sharni> Lol
16:52 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo Lumeah2 President_Trump Sharni
16:54 <Accuracy> danke
16:59 Mode: (by steven_) +ooo [[[[[pong]]]]] slinky_J xm1
17:01 <Sharni> Drop
17:04 Mode: (by steven_) +oo circle SoupNazi
17:06 * Lumeah2 holds Blitzkrieg down n rapes him with a huge black strapon. 
17:06 <Sharni> Deop me
17:10 <amelia> again
17:11 <steven_> no
17:14 <Sharni> Do it
17:21 <NeXus> lmao
17:23 <Sharni> Level me 199
17:24 <Accuracy> she'll ban the world
17:25 <steven_> sned me nudes
17:29 <steven_> `adduser Sharni
17:31 <Accuracy> seriously
17:32 <Blitzkrieg> I knew you had a thing for me Lumeah2
17:35 <Accuracy> she has kidlets
17:37 <NeXus> no access cunts
17:39 <steven_> `adduser Accuracy
17:39 <holla4adolla> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5ApWLOX_O4
17:41 <Accuracy> =P
17:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Astral Projection - Searching For UFOs (Mar 5, 2008) Length: 10:25 - Category: Music - 71,838 views views - 443 likes (97.4%), 12 dislikes (2.6%)
17:48 <Sharni> #fatlife
17:51 <Accuracy> `confirm Accuracy
17:53 <amelia> must send nudes for 199 like DoC and I
17:56 <Accuracy> dnke
17:57 <steven_> yeah
17:59 <Lumeah2> just ass fuckin men... not u specifically
18:00 <Accuracy> danke even
18:04 <steven_> amelia has a really nice cock
18:11 <amelia> steven begged to suck it
18:16 <NeXus> lolll
18:18 <Sharni> `deop
18:19 <amelia> i told him quit bein thirsty
18:19 <Accuracy> I'd fuck her, her fingers are all bent
18:21 <steven_> its almost as nice as mine
18:21 <President_Trump> we have heard great things of Accuracy being an op, lets see if she lives up to those lofty heights
18:23 <Accuracy> pleasureville
18:29 <steven_> great texture
18:34 Mode: (by President_Trump) -o President_Trump
18:35 <Accuracy> =)
18:43 <Sharni> `deop
18:46 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o Sharni
18:59 <steven_> the best thing about it, the herpies... we dont need ribbed condoms now because her lumpy penis does it
19:00 <Accuracy> eh I used to be an excellent op and channel owner
19:02 <amelia> he can't compete wif my girth
19:03 <Sharni> `halfop
19:03 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h Sharni
19:06 <Accuracy> now I just like to kick back
19:07 <Sharni> I like being special
19:12 <holla4adolla> Accuracy
19:17 <holla4adolla> show us ya boobz
19:34 <NeXus> pullcock would get jealous because we've added Accuracy to our crew lol
19:34 <Accuracy> steven_ just gave me ops cause he knows it'll be a fuckfaced thing when ppl whois me
19:40 <Sharni> No she's only allowed to show me
19:45 <Accuracy> but as I said care factor is 0
19:57 <amelia> everyone has @ dork
19:58 <steven_> no i give her access because she give me tit pics in pm
20:05 <Accuracy> I noticed
20:05 <steven_> ooops!
20:07 <NeXus> Accuracy, none of us joins #melbourne
20:07 <President_Trump> what is a fuckedfaced thing when people whois you?
20:14 <NeXus> #melbourne is for losers
20:16 <holla4adolla> img
20:18 <steven_> only amelia joins melb
20:19 <Accuracy> OMG steven_, why tells everyone
20:19 <steven_> mwahahaha
20:19 <amelia> I join melb
20:21 <NeXus> like Serenity
20:26 <amelia> it cracks me up
20:28 <Sharni> Ha ha ha ha ha
20:32 <Accuracy> me bewbs are tiny
20:33 <steven_> she like the trump says its for the fiddler
20:40 <amelia> AHAHAHA
20:42 <Blitzkrieg> amelia only joins #melbourne for Picard
20:43 <NeXus> LOL
20:44 <Sharni> I bet yours a bigger than mine
20:45 <President_Trump> ?
20:48 <Blitzkrieg> She likes em pink
20:49 <steven_> bullshit
20:51 <steven_> send me pics
20:51 <NeXus> Pigtard?
20:55 <steven_> ill tell ya who has the best
20:56 <amelia> i love that fat pink potato
20:59 <NeXus> Really?
21:00 <Sharni> Haha fuck off
21:01 <steven_> make sure #NH on one tit
21:06 <steven_> for verification
21:11 <NeXus> Is that true amel?
21:14 <steven_> no pancake tt's plz
21:24 <Sharni> Well no pics than
21:26 <Sharni> I have pancakes
21:26 <Accuracy> picard is pretty special
21:27 <steven_> hahaahahaha
21:27 <amelia> yes his ranga fuzzball hair really does it for me
21:30 <NeXus> you join #melb for picard?
21:35 <Accuracy> I remember back way in the day
21:39 <Sharni> Wtf is pancake tt's
21:43 <steven_> no idea
21:44 <NeXus> Accuracy, Picard n Pieter are pretty special
21:44 <holla4adolla> lolz
21:46 <amelia> floppy tits
21:46 <President_Trump> Accuracy do u know chucky?
21:52 <steven_> 2 seconds
21:52 <Accuracy> he added me to fb and had a child on a bicycle wearing a pig mask
21:53 <steven_> ill find some
21:55 <Sharni> Mine are too small to sag
21:56 <amelia> flop to de side when lay on yo back
21:58 <Accuracy> it was a precious memory
21:59 <NeXus> Accuracy, Have you remember that pieters wanking video?
22:02 <amelia> pancake tits
22:10 <holla4adolla> sharnis got chicken egg boobz
22:12 <Accuracy> NeXus seriously did you have to remind me
22:21 <Sharni> Hawt
22:25 <Accuracy> I possibly should be still glained for putting it out there
22:28 <Accuracy> =\
22:28 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/burbct
22:31 <NeXus> I've to find it out
22:34 <Accuracy> glined*
22:37 <NeXus> It must be on my old HD.
22:45 <Sharni> steven_ I told you not to share them
22:45 <Accuracy> repost nigger
22:48 <steven_> hahahaahahahahaa
22:49 <NeXus> haha true mel
22:51 <Blitzkrieg> Is that the one where he can't get a fat?
22:55 <Accuracy> it totally grosses out serenity
22:57 <President_Trump> is that emmas coon tit?
22:59 <holla4adolla> a slug
23:00 <Accuracy> his filthy toe
23:05 <Accuracy> the slugggggggggggggggggggggggg
23:08 <steven_> <amelia> flop to de side when lay on yo back
23:10 <Accuracy> and the toeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
23:12 <steven_> 2 seconds
23:15 <Accuracy> dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
23:18 <NeXus> do u guys remember KFC too?
23:27 <Accuracy> turtle or?
23:31 <Accuracy> oh gaby?
23:34 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
23:35 <NeXus> KFC faggot lol
23:36 <Blitzkrieg> Gaby
23:41 <Accuracy> gaby in the wheelbarrow?
23:44 <Accuracy> hahaha
23:46 <Accuracy> lmao
23:55 <Accuracy> fuck shut up I'm going to piss myself
24:01 <NeXus> lol
24:02 <Blitzkrieg> The one who "hated" Bell St Maccas yet I went there randomly and saw her there with her friend
24:03 <Accuracy> LMAO
24:36 <steven_> trumps mum,
24:39 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/burc8t
24:51 <NeXus> I think Pieter is still coming on austnet but he's hiding under new nick
24:56 <Accuracy> oh wait
24:59 <Sharni> That's disgusting
25:01 <amelia> WOT THA FUK
25:02 <Blitzkrieg> steven_
25:03 <Accuracy> KFC was that guy
25:07 <Blitzkrieg> You should be zlined for that
25:08 <steven_> KFC_BBL
25:08 <Sharni> That's Amelia's boobs
25:13 <holla4adolla> steven may not enter the octogon for MMA as he has no prior training in any martial arts and boxing does not count
25:17 <Accuracy> do you remember that nice mango girl who was an op
25:17 <amelia> ahahahahah you know it
25:20 * amelia struts
25:21 <holla4adolla> sorry to bust your bubble dipshit
25:22 <NeXus> Lol
25:26 <Blitzkrieg> MolestedMango
25:28 <NeXus> haha yeh mel
25:29 <steven_> ekkeekekeekkeekekekekeek
25:29 <Accuracy> yes
25:33 <Blitzkrieg> She was.. A unique individual
25:34 <Accuracy> she was awesome
25:37 <amelia> ok but he has a belt kunnybunny
25:39 <steven_> i have strength and conditioning
25:45 <NeXus> fawks got an op too mel
25:49 <holla4adolla> i got a spiked leather belt 2
25:51 <steven_> i average 17k steps before 2:00 everyday
25:51 <holla4adolla> :>~
25:53 <steven_> MOTHERFUCKER
25:57 <Accuracy> yeah but faux is faux
25:59 <NeXus> fawks has achieved the goal of her life
26:03 <amelia> his belt is bigger
26:04 <NeXus> she got ops at #melb
26:06 <Accuracy> def
26:35 <NeXus> that was her big goal of life
26:37 <Accuracy> shit I got dylan removed from being an op in melbourne
26:45 <Accuracy> fuck he was so pissed off
26:51 <holla4adolla> anonymity
26:54 <NeXus> where is simba teh pedo?
26:57 <holla4adolla> lmaooooo
26:59 <holla4adolla> grub
27:03 <Accuracy> we had an arguement so I just logged on as him and banned everyone
27:06 <Blitzkrieg> I got removed for goin on a power trip when drunk
27:08 <NeXus> LOL anonymity
27:17 <Accuracy> to me it was funny but he fairly not laughing
27:37 <holla4adolla> if he tried to pick me in melbourne i woulda gone to lee's knife drawer and terrorise the bastard... well that wass the plan anyway but noone turned up
27:46 <NeXus> Accuracy, Are you friends with simba too?
28:02 <Accuracy> nah he refused to meet us
28:04 <Blitzkrieg> Simba is a wanker
28:05 <NeXus> fuck off joel
28:08 <Accuracy> well not refused
28:09 <steven_> arnt we all wankers?
28:11 <NeXus> indeed darren
28:16 <Accuracy> but he bailed at the lst minute
28:18 <Accuracy> last*
28:20 <steven_> who doesnt wank?
28:21 <NeXus> he's not just a wanker darren
28:25 <NeXus> he's a pure pedo
28:29 <NeXus> i've ever seen
28:33 <Blitzkrieg> Pure fuckwit
28:39 <Accuracy> woel is just woel
28:54 <holla4adolla> my names not woel
28:56 <steven_> simba on #dissident #finalfantasy @#ZHA #AFL_LIVE #trivia @#charlotte
29:06 <steven_> he said he will join here when he loses op's in #ZHA
29:16 <Blitzkrieg> simba won't rejoin melbourne
29:18 <Accuracy> he's like a busted testical, you don't need him but he's there
29:22 <Blitzkrieg> Because he'll get trolled into infinity
29:29 <Accuracy> he loved faux
29:31 <NeXus> Lollll
29:37 <Accuracy> I think she was scared of him
29:41 <Accuracy> too much loving
29:50 <NeXus> simba has left #melb?
29:54 <Blitzkrieg> Yup
29:54 <NeXus> LOL really?
29:55 <Accuracy> he dated steph
29:59 <holla4adolla> she had a great set of knives
29:59 <NeXus> i dont believe this
30:00 <Blitzkrieg> Since he lost ops
30:09 <holla4adolla> bigger the better ^^
30:09 <NeXus> who deleted his ops?
30:15 <NeXus> serenity?
30:20 <Blitzkrieg> Not sure
30:21 <Accuracy> he worked in a warehouse near para hills
30:28 <steven_> you guys
30:32 <steven_> gossip queens
30:41 <NeXus> keyboard warriors
30:44 * holla4adolla touches Accuracy with a twenty-foot rusty halberd
30:46 <steven_> breaker live streams these convo's to most of them
30:53 <Accuracy> shhh you're just pissed we're not wanting your pictures
30:54 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
30:54 <NeXus> faux has a restless vagina too
31:06 <steven_> wideset?
31:25 <Accuracy> if I knew what a halbert was I'd probably understand your gargen
31:36 <holla4adolla> ;/~
31:55 <Accuracy> from memory simba looked a little like knifebunny
32:04 Mode: (by ChanOP) -oooooooooooooooo Blitzkrieg Glenn amelia Lumeah2 [[[[[pong]]]]] Accuracy BlackDevil xm1 holla4adolla SoupNazi steven_ Nocturne NeXus slinky_J circle damian
32:04 <ChanOP> MassDeop requested by NeXus
32:05 Mode: (by bios) +oo steven_ damian
32:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) -oooo bios Arbition kait grem
32:06 <Accuracy> long black hair, bit of an emo complex
32:08 <NeXus> LOLOLOL
32:10 <steven_> looooooooooooooooool
32:16 Part: NeXus ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
32:16 Join: NeXus ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
32:17 <steven_> bios = 2 quick
32:26 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa NeXus NeXus
32:37 <holla4adolla> it is an antique polearm weapon used in the mythical ages
32:56 <Accuracy> sounds really boring
33:02 Mode: (by steven_) +v amelia
33:04 <Accuracy> a shovel would've been a better threat
33:06 <Accuracy> =)
33:08 <holla4adolla> halberd~
33:12 <Blitzkrieg> He Googled that to impress you
33:19 Mode: (by steven_) -o steven_
33:22 <steven_> `voice
33:22 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v steven_
33:25 <steven_> now fuck off kunny
33:29 <Accuracy> I won't remember that word nor do I give a fuck about old weapons
33:29 <steven_> she is mine
33:39 <Accuracy> plus you and weapons.. how can I care
33:56 <Blitzkrieg> Kunny's nurse will be around soon for lights out
34:05 <Blitzkrieg> Lockdown
34:06 <Accuracy> as soon as you do stupid shit you end up in hospital
34:10 <Accuracy> it's fkn funny
34:42 <Accuracy> Blitzkrieg how the fuck that dude gets buttcheek needles each and every month
34:46 <Accuracy> holy shit.
34:50 <Accuracy> he's bonkers
35:10 <Accuracy> poor woel and his needles in his butt cheeks
35:16 <Accuracy> it's funny yet sad
35:29 <Blitzkrieg> holla4adolla: Do you get monthly anal jabs?
35:33 <slinky_J> lol in the mythical ages
35:37 <holla4adolla> perhaps
35:42 <Blitzkrieg> No wonder you go around calling everyone faggots
35:49 <Accuracy> haha
35:54 <slinky_J> when were the mythical ages holla4adolla?
36:03 <Accuracy> he gets it in the ass when he likes or lumps it
36:05 <holla4adolla> fucked if i know
36:05 <Accuracy> HAHA
36:07 <slinky_J> was that before WoW?
36:09 <holla4adolla> like rome all that shit
36:15 <slinky_J> lol
36:18 <Blitzkrieg> He loves his arse jabs
36:21 <Accuracy> lol before rome
36:22 <Blitzkrieg> Filthy faggot
36:23 <Accuracy> LOL
36:30 <slinky_J> so before the bronze age
36:40 <NeXus> [16:38] -ChanOP- 14 slinky_J 1 No No Yes No
36:42 <NeXus> LOLOLOL
36:52 <slinky_J> ?
36:52 <holla4adolla> you reading the age of empires booklet shitlips?
36:52 <NeXus> slinky_J on level 1?
36:52 <Blitzkrieg> `access -
37:00 <NeXus> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
37:02 <slinky_J> `access *
37:05 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
37:08 <Blitzkrieg> lolllll
37:12 <slinky_J> dunno y i have any axs
37:17 <President_Trump> Accuracy has been here 5 minutes and already more valuable than slinky_J
37:26 <NeXus> hahaha
37:32 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
37:36 <NeXus> slinky_J, Accuracy has decreased your level
37:37 <holla4adolla> (21:39)  Accuracy has been idle 10secs, signed on Tue Jul 19 14:41:48 2016
37:45 <slinky_J> ohwell
38:07 <holla4adolla> i have 3 pokemon on pokemon go
38:09 <slinky_J> if that makes her feel good
38:09 <NeXus> she says you shouldn't have access in here
38:11 <holla4adolla> yrr boi
38:19 <Blitzkrieg> What ones?
38:25 <slinky_J> saw a kid doing that pokemon down at the shops
38:26 <holla4adolla> charmander
38:30 <holla4adolla> pidgey
38:34 <holla4adolla> and dodo bird
38:41 <Blitzkrieg> k
39:05 <holla4adolla> im lookin for a charizard
39:11 <holla4adolla> burn all cunt down
39:27 <Blitzkrieg> What level are you?
39:35 Mode: (by NeXus) +o bios
39:43 <Accuracy> I wouldn't trust slinky_J with a pile of stink on my balcony let alone ops
39:48 <holla4adolla> 3 D:
39:56 <Blitzkrieg> You'll never catch it haha
40:01 <NeXus> LOLOL
40:16 <holla4adolla> charmanda turns into it
40:16 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbARTyio_0Q
40:18 <holla4adolla> dork
40:21 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fetty Wap - Wake Up [Official Video] (May 27, 2016) Length: 4:00 - Category: Music - 36,438,885 views views - 300,115 likes (93.4%), 21,309 dislikes (6.6%)
40:28 Mode: (by NeXus) +ooo BlackDevil Glenn grem
40:33 <Blitzkrieg> You'll see
40:45 Mode: (by NeXus) +oo amelia Accuracy
41:06 * NeXus slaps holla4adolla around a bit with a large trout
41:09 * NeXus slaps holla4adolla around a bit with a large trout
41:15 <holla4adolla> i know pokem0n inside out broda
41:30 <holla4adolla> i had 131 pokemon on game boy out of 151
41:36 <holla4adolla> what
41:38 <Blitzkrieg> Cool story bro
41:45 <Accuracy> be proud, chuck it on your resume..
41:46 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blitzkrieg
41:59 <+amelia> can you name one amelia
42:00 <Accuracy> Blitzkrieg works and has own place
42:07 <holla4adolla> just choose charizard he wrecks em all
42:09 <Accuracy> he's one up from being a pokemon champ
42:11 <+amelia> since slinky renamed his rat
42:18 <+amelia> can i at least be a Pokémon now
42:32 <Accuracy> I renamed my lizard to skinky_j and it died
42:37 <Accuracy> I totally blame josh
42:37 <+amelia> AHAHAHAHA
42:41 <Blitzkrieg> I think I might name my Magikarp amelia
42:44 <NeXus> slinky_J has renamed his rat as Pieter ratwood
42:49 <+amelia> iSNT THAT THE FUCKIJ FISH
42:52 <+amelia> I NOT A FISH
42:54 <+amelia> FUCK
42:59 <+amelia> YOU FROG TOAD RIBBIT MOFO
43:04 Quit: BlackDevil ([email protected]) EOF from client
43:13 <Blitzkrieg> It's a fish that has 1 move where it flops on the spot
43:18 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
43:19 <Accuracy> Blitzkrieg's sisters partner threw it's dead body of the balcony
43:20 <+amelia> AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
43:26 <+amelia> i jus laughed so hard
43:28 <+amelia> bwahahahaha
43:29 <NeXus> lolllllllllllllll
43:36 * amelia flops about
43:38 <Accuracy> I wish it was slinky_J's body cause that fkn lizard was way more productive
43:42 <Blitzkrieg> I'm laughing so hard I can barely focus on the screen
43:52 <Blitzkrieg> Skinky_J was awesome
43:59 <+amelia> it took me ages to realize Ekans was snake backwards
44:00 <Accuracy> he was
44:06 <+amelia> and Arboc
44:06 <Accuracy> god bless his little soul
44:09 <+amelia> was cobra
44:10 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahah
44:15 <+amelia> AND THEY ARE SNAKE POKEMONS
44:17 Join: BlackDevil ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
44:19 <+amelia> crazy.
44:20 <holla4adolla> stinky gays lvl 1 rattata vs lvl 99 charx
44:21 <Blitzkrieg> R.I.P Skinky_J
44:21 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o BlackDevil
44:22 <Accuracy> omg I did the best burp just then
44:22 <steven_> HAHAAH
44:24 <holla4adolla> ch4rz
44:26 <steven_> tell me this song isnt good
44:27 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n49qi-dU9IE
44:31 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kent Jones - Dont Mind (EXPLICIT) (Mar 10, 2016) Length: 3:19 - Category: People & Blogs - 27,069,030 views views - 245,059 likes (96.6%), 8,600 dislikes (3.4%)
44:42 <Blitzkrieg> Or I can rename my Metapod to amelia
44:46 <Blitzkrieg> It's basically a green dildo
44:53 <Blitzkrieg> Only move is harden
44:54 <steven_> na its gay
44:57 <+amelia> AHAHAAH
44:57 <steven_> i like some parts
45:06 <+amelia> no i wanna be a charizard
45:13 <+amelia> or a pikachu
45:19 <holla4adolla> lolz
45:36 <+amelia> i used to call my by his name with chu on the end
45:58 <steven_> i got caught looking thru amelia's window
46:01 <steven_> she asked was i was doing
46:15 <steven_> i said 'trying to get a peek-at-chu
46:15 <Blitzkrieg> He was stroking his PokeBalls
46:25 <+amelia> ahahaahaha
46:34 <holla4adolla> https://www.google.com.au/#q=charizard
46:37 <holla4adolla> sxy
46:53 <holla4adolla> my bum smells
47:03 <Blitzkrieg> Ask the nurse for a nappy change then mate
47:05 <holla4adolla> steves will u change my diaper
47:27 <steven_> yesh
47:31 <steven_> have u got wipesh?
48:02 <NeXus> Joel have u watched last night RAW?
48:08 <holla4adolla> nup
48:10 <NeXus> fucken hilarious lol
48:21 <NeXus> Seth Rollins has become the WWE Champ
48:27 <steven_> WWE = FAKE
48:29 <holla4adolla> vaughn told me they poured kerosene over this guy and they all had their lighter flames going
48:33 <NeXus> yeh it is steven_
48:35 <holla4adolla> didnt hear what happened
48:48 <NeXus> I cant wait for the match b/w Lesnar & Orton
48:58 <NeXus> its going to be at summerslam
48:58 <holla4adolla> yea
49:00 <holla4adolla> legend killa
49:08 <holla4adolla> i been wunderin where he been
49:33 <holla4adolla> shoulder injury imo
50:43 <holla4adolla> brok will walk on him probz
50:44 <NeXus> yeah
51:01 <NeXus> brock is a great fighter man
51:08 <steven_> brock is a fucking faggot
51:11 <steven_> cheating cunt
51:12 <steven_> haha
51:20 <holla4adolla> brock wouldnt have a shit show taking me on
51:40 <steven_> he wouldnt need to try
51:41 <holla4adolla> i break my glass pipe over his head
51:43 <steven_> he would jsut take you down
51:43 <holla4adolla> take that cunt
51:45 <NeXus> I bet he would beat the hell out of orton too at summerslam
52:26 <NeXus> he would take you to the suplex city joel
54:05 <holla4adolla> looool
54:37 <holla4adolla> ill take him to stab slash sever planet
55:18 <NeXus> you can't faggot
55:48 <holla4adolla> youd burn his mouth out with those currys poofta
56:25 <+amelia> wooly woofta
56:30 <NeXus> you are a stupid fuckwit joel
56:44 <Accuracy> agreed
56:49 <+amelia> no kunnybunny you are ace
56:52 <+amelia> ace
56:57 <holla4adolla> ill get big cass onto u
57:10 <NeXus> you cant get anything joel
57:19 <NeXus> you fucken poor retarded fgt
57:22 <Accuracy> he can't even earn a dollar
57:25 <holla4adolla> theres only one word to describe you and im gonna... Spell it out for ya.
57:31 <holla4adolla> S A W F T
57:35 <holla4adolla> SAWWWWWWWFT
57:36 <holla4adolla> LOLOLOL~
57:38 <Accuracy> so he's pretty much out of luck when it comes to getting anything
57:40 <Blitzkrieg> holla4adolla couldn't even beat tisk
57:45 <Blitzkrieg> Tisk would smash him
57:58 <holla4adolla> i agree
57:58 <Accuracy> he should invest into a pocket pussy
58:07 <+amelia> yes christopher does have a pretty gr8 kick on him
58:08 <holla4adolla> he probly knock himself out
58:14 <Accuracy> [21:59:53] <@Accuracy> he should invest into a pocket pussy
58:15 <Accuracy> [21:59:53] <holla4adolla> i agree
58:15 <Accuracy> LOL
58:29 <NeXus> theres only two word to describe you joel and those words are "RETARDED ASSHOLE"
58:31 <holla4adolla> dance spin over a old dinner plate out of control hit his head on a coffee table or something
59:53 <NeXus> btw druides is looking for u cunt
00:02 <holla4adolla> lolz
00:07 <NeXus> she says you would be in jail again
00:26 <holla4adolla> tell her shes gota sniff me undies first
00:38 <NeXus> she's waiting for u on undernet
00:46 <holla4adolla> nar
00:47 <holla4adolla> pass
00:49 <holla4adolla> no go
01:00 <Accuracy> druidess is fun
01:06 <+amelia> lick her butt agains
01:06 <Accuracy> her vagina isn't though
01:06 <holla4adolla> negative
01:15 <NeXus> <Peaches> tell him to get some balls n show me his retarded face so i could spit on it
01:17 <Accuracy> I saw really drippy pictures of it
01:23 <+amelia> did you go near her vjj Mel
01:31 <+amelia> drippy?
01:32 <Accuracy> nah my ex fucked her
01:38 <Accuracy> yeah all cummy
01:38 <NeXus> lol
01:45 <+amelia> rankkkkk
02:09 <Accuracy> yeah
02:13 <NeXus> whose that Shannon cunt?
02:20 <Accuracy> which?
02:26 <NeXus> seems to be pollock
02:30 * Blitzkrieg slaps Shannon around a bit with a large trout
02:30 <NeXus> spybot
02:30 <holla4adolla> tell her, her efforts of brinigng police into the equasion cost her, out of her own pocket she is a tax payer right..... cus i got a $500 fine in which i wont pay.
02:33 <Accuracy> it might be
02:57 <+amelia> AHAHAHA
03:02 <Accuracy> holla4adolla why would anyone pass on a message for you?
03:03 <+amelia> shit got serious
03:09 <NeXus> yes its pollock
03:12 <NeXus> spybot
03:14 <holla4adolla> i owe around 10k to several maybe 7 or 8 different companies D:
03:20 <Accuracy> do it yourself holla4adolla
03:27 <holla4adolla> doin rorts
03:36 <Accuracy> if you say so
03:47 <Blitzkrieg> Rorts = payday loans
03:49 <holla4adolla> take home laybuy a mad gold bracelett and not go back
03:49 <holla4adolla> keke
03:50 <Accuracy> tbh seeing you, I think you're just a dumbass woel
04:00 <NeXus> loll @ woel
04:08 <Accuracy> that's rorting is it?
04:09 * Blitzkrieg sniggs
04:12 <Blitzkrieg> er
04:13 <holla4adolla> get latest phone on plan unlock sell
04:15 <holla4adolla> aaaaaaaaahaahahahaha
04:16 <Accuracy> nah it's just not paying people
04:16 * Blitzkrieg sniffs
04:23 <Blitzkrieg> I smell a faggot
04:29 <+amelia> cheap as fuck
04:35 <Accuracy> woel, close your asshole up
04:36 <NeXus> ban that Shannon fgt i just dont want to make my hands dirty darren
04:45 <+amelia> dont wanna work for it, rather do it the scummy cheap lazy cword way
04:47 <Accuracy> you're making yourself look more of a loser.
04:51 Part: Shannon ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks (Removed by Blitzkrieg: Austnets faggot removal serivce.)
04:55 <NeXus> LOL
04:59 <NeXus> gj
05:31 <Accuracy> I just pondered what woel would do without austnet
05:42 <holla4adolla> get loan of cashies with bank account -- seeya later
05:46 <holla4adolla> open new bank account
05:47 <Accuracy> I contemplated him killing himself or his parents
05:50 <NeXus> if u keep doing that i will increase ur level darren ;p
05:50 <Blitzkrieg> [22:06:50] <holla4adolla> get latest phone on plan unlock sell << Hardly a rort when you're stuck paying for it for the next 24 months
06:21 <+amelia> thats the point, he dont pay it
06:24 <Accuracy> he doesn't seem smart
06:37 <Blitzkrieg> No wonder he's always in hospital
06:39 <NeXus> just keep the trash out of the chan darren :P
06:43 <Blitzkrieg> They send heavies to belt him up
06:48 <Accuracy> should i leave?
06:54 <NeXus> speaking of hospital
06:55 <Accuracy> :P
06:58 <NeXus> Where is kezzie?
07:01 <Blitzkrieg> No Accuracy, you're not trash
07:04 <NeXus> Is she alright?
07:17 <holla4adolla> i stooged another loan place of 600
07:20 <holla4adolla> lololol
07:23 <Blitzkrieg> Not sure, she hasn't been on
07:42 <NeXus> she's seriously ill man as far as i know
07:47 <Blitzkrieg> Yep
07:53 <Blitzkrieg> Hope she's alright
07:57 <Blitzkrieg> She is nice
08:09 <holla4adolla> pinch paywave cards and go buy gift cards trade them for ooods
08:15 <NeXus> indeed darren
08:25 <holla4adolla> goods*
08:34 Mode: (by NeXus) +o Nocturne
09:13 <NeXus> kumiva tell us about your tour of prison
09:20 <holla4adolla> radio rentals say your credit history is history..
09:31 <holla4adolla> i should see if i can rent a tablet n stuff thatd be cool
09:37 <NeXus> when peaches owned you
09:55 <Blitzkrieg> He was the fucktoy of the prison
09:58 <Blitzkrieg> Everyone had a turn
10:02 <NeXus> LOL
10:16 <Blitzkrieg> Guards, inmates, visitors, even the janitor
10:19 <NeXus> Is that true joel?
10:30 <NeXus> haha
10:36 <Blitzkrieg> I heard the janitor fucked him with a broken mop handle
10:36 <Accuracy> why does peaches ring a bell in my head?
10:37 <NeXus> fucken funny daz
10:41 <Blitzkrieg> And he begged for more
10:52 <NeXus> Accuracy, Dont you remember druidess?
10:56 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djE-BLrdDDc
11:01 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ace Hood - Bugatti (Explicit) ft. Future, Rick Ross (Feb 20, 2013) Length: 5:05 - Category: Music - 153,201,549 views views - 677,329 likes (93.8%), 44,595 dislikes (6.2%)
11:07 <Accuracy> yeah I do, is her nick peaches?
11:18 <Blitzkrieg> Smoko
11:19 <NeXus> yup Peaches is her nick at undernet
11:40 <NeXus> joel were in prison because of her
11:56 <Accuracy> wow is she obsessed with super mario brothers or explaining to everyone how a fat person her size can have such small boobs?
12:02 <President_Trump> steven_ get nate
12:07 <steven_> he is on skype
12:08 <steven_> aaha
12:09 <NeXus> i think plivent is a good story teller im not good on it tho lol
12:16 <President_Trump> get him
12:27 <President_Trump> tell nate amelia is ready to give her pussy now
12:30 <President_Trump> so he can come back
12:32 <NeXus> LOL
12:51 <Accuracy> no one answered my question?
13:05 <President_Trump> stop asking dumb questions then
13:14 <Accuracy> stfu fool.
13:20 <Lumeah2> simple
13:22 <President_Trump> u need to learn to ask good questions like me
13:39 <Accuracy> 'what's in your fridge' isn't interesting
13:48 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
13:56 <President_Trump> thats a top 5 interesting question
13:56 <NeXus> LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
14:07 <Accuracy> if you say so.
14:11 <NeXus> post the pic of your fridge...
14:18 <NeXus> isnt it interesting mel? LOL
14:19 <Accuracy> nah
14:31 <Accuracy> seriously it's not interesting
14:35 <President_Trump> i guess it's not interesting if you dont have a fridge
14:36 <NeXus> President_Trump likes these type of questions
14:49 <Accuracy> I got that feeling
15:01 Quit: amelia ([email protected]) Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )
15:01 <NeXus> like whats the colour of the bra u wearing atm?
15:16 <Accuracy> see that's a little more interesting
15:35 <Accuracy> how much tupperware do you have in your house
15:41 <NeXus> lol
15:44 <Accuracy> do you own a microwave
15:49 <Accuracy> do you have a bbq
15:56 <NeXus> haha
16:03 <President_Trump> can u count the number of forks in your drawer?
16:04 <Accuracy> are you a vegan or vego? do you eat meat?
16:14 <Accuracy> do you prefer rice over spaghetti?
16:23 <Accuracy> crossiants or donuts?
16:28 <President_Trump> do u eat daz's meat?
16:40 <Accuracy> do you gamble, what football team do you barrack for
16:48 <Accuracy> have you ever used uber
17:02 <Accuracy> President_Trump yu're just shit at life.
17:03 <President_Trump> how many sitting places do u have at your house?
17:07 <Accuracy> you're*
17:12 <NeXus> that one is for mentalson
17:20 <NeXus> he's a gambling addict faggot
17:29 <Accuracy> how old are you
17:30 <NeXus> Skip
17:38 <NeXus> aka mendels
17:45 <Accuracy> when did you buy your first cutlery set
17:54 <Accuracy> do you like small portions or large types
18:02 <NeXus> omg stop it lol
18:06 <holla4adolla> hi
18:09 <Accuracy> do you prefer pans to cook with or saucepans
18:10 <NeXus> its annoying now
18:23 <NeXus> yes kumiva?
18:27 <holla4adolla> beakers and test tubes
18:40 <NeXus> kumiva = test tube baby
18:43 <NeXus> LOLOLOL
19:02 <Accuracy> NeXus I can ask about 100 questions to someone in 20 minutes and not seem like a loser like strumpet
19:28 <Accuracy> he's useless in all honesty
19:44 <Blitzkrieg> Speaking of useless...
19:47 <Blitzkrieg> Hi Lumeah2
19:55 <Blitzkrieg> How r u babe
20:01 <Accuracy> lmao
20:06 <NeXus> rofl
20:25 <NeXus> why do u think that Lumeah is useless darren?
20:41 <Blitzkrieg> Biggest and foremost reason, she fucked Pieter
20:44 <Accuracy> have you seen Lumeah2 have a conversation?
21:04 <Accuracy> it's like someone gargling shit.
21:05 <President_Trump> she only talks with skirmish
21:05 <NeXus> not alot Accuracy
21:06 <holla4adolla> i may fight for gay rights especially if they dyke
21:13 <Blitzkrieg> Second reason, a child has a more comprehendable conversation than her
21:28 <NeXus> lollllllllll
21:35 <Blitzkrieg> Third reason, she is a loser
21:40 <NeXus> skirmish hah
21:43 <Accuracy> it's true
21:48 <Accuracy> she wants the cawk
21:51 <Blitzkrieg> Fourth reason, She is the most despo on here
21:54 <Blitzkrieg> Shall I go on?
21:56 <Accuracy> she can't converse well
22:05 <Blitzkrieg> She can't converse at all*
22:05 <NeXus> spermish would be better
22:20 <Accuracy> I didn't like him
22:25 <NeXus> despo for ?
22:27 <Accuracy> I always thought he was pompuss
22:29 <Blitzkrieg> Cock
22:40 <Accuracy> now I think skirmish is kind of alright
22:44 <NeXus> lolol
22:44 * holla4adolla beautifies Accuracy with some knuckle duster imprints
22:52 <Blitzkrieg> Even Kat was less despo than Lumeah2
22:56 <Blitzkrieg> And THAT is saying something
22:58 <Accuracy> beat on women, whats new woel
23:02 <Blitzkrieg> Given she's a total slut
23:03 <NeXus> Are you telling us jen adventures darren?
23:15 <Blitzkrieg> I cannot speak on this topic
23:28 <NeXus> Kat is a fucken dumb slut
23:34 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
23:34 * holla4adolla sends hordes of lemmings over Accuracy
23:38 <Accuracy> which kat though
23:44 <Blitzkrieg> Witchykitten
23:46 <Accuracy> there's a few dero kat's on here
23:53 <Blitzkrieg> Aka Sluttykitten
24:01 <NeXus> lol
24:01 <Accuracy> perth or?
24:03 <holla4adolla> where did amelia whore go
24:07 <Blitzkrieg> Who left Austnet cuz me calling her a slut was the end of the world apparently.
24:20 <Accuracy> don't call her a whore cause she won't fuck you woel
24:24 <NeXus> I've never seen a stupid slut like kat man
24:32 <holla4adolla> dont care
24:38 <Accuracy> is she from perth?
24:45 <Blitzkrieg> No, she's from Switzerland
24:48 <Accuracy> ahh
24:51 <NeXus> she got mad just cause i'd given u 199 lol
24:59 <NeXus> and u keep bannin pollock
25:04 <Accuracy> lol
25:08 <Blitzkrieg> She was FURIOUS cuz I kept banning Pollock
25:09 <Accuracy> gj daz
25:14 <Blitzkrieg> And in most channels I outranked her
25:32 <NeXus> she's good mates with pollock
25:40 <Blitzkrieg> God knows why
25:44 <Blitzkrieg> Surely she's not that bad off
25:51 <holla4adolla> melody is shitzkrieg romantic?¿ :>
25:55 <Accuracy> pollock must keep a tight circle
25:59 <NeXus> pollock pranked her n cried to her for removing bans
26:38 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
26:52 <Accuracy> he's never chatted to me but I heard his dad or stepdad was some loser on here
26:54 <NeXus> he begged me for access man
26:56 <Accuracy> it makes me laugh
27:01 <NeXus> but i never trusted the faggot
27:10 <holla4adolla> ingham?
27:10 <NeXus> Kat gave him access
27:12 <holla4adolla> hes me m8
27:25 <Accuracy> lol everyones your mate 'woel'
27:37 <Accuracy> you're a loser and you don't know anyone tbh.
27:51 <holla4adolla> yip
27:53 <holla4adolla> tru
27:57 <Accuracy> :)
27:57 <NeXus> Accuracy, if u know chucky than u should know that joel is the second son of chucky
28:09 <NeXus> number one is pullcock
28:15 <Accuracy> that rings a bell actually
28:16 <holla4adolla> chuck
28:34 <holla4adolla> wish chuck would take me on a grocerie run
28:39 <Blitzkrieg> Chucky is awesome
28:41 <holla4adolla> his trolley pics are ace
28:42 <Accuracy> no wonder woel is so butthurt
28:48 <Blitzkrieg> He sends pix of him and Mrs Poh from Bali
29:07 <holla4adolla> wagon wheels
29:17 <Accuracy> so tempted to get a pizza but I feel bloated
29:19 <NeXus> wait let me show u something funny mel
29:22 <Accuracy> sad days
29:37 <NeXus> pollock telling about getting raped on #melb
29:47 <NeXus> [00:41] <Osskkaarr> i will say... not that it matters to anyone.. but least i cried out there... no one cares anwyay.. make of me of me if you must... I was sexually abused when i was a kid and i can;'t handle it 30 years on.
29:50 <Accuracy> pauls coming tomorrow to help me sort out the house before i leave
30:04 <NeXus> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
30:12 <holla4adolla> the sex tour
30:15 <Accuracy> NeXus I doubt he's telling the truth
30:22 <NeXus> Osskkaarr = pollock = breaker
30:27 <Accuracy> I heard chucky used to log on after pullcock
30:36 <NeXus> Indeed mel
30:45 <holla4adolla> which destinations will be visited first smelody?????
30:50 <NeXus> he was drunk and he told that himself on #melb
31:06 <Accuracy> I'm going to sydney then when I land to manly
31:09 <NeXus> well its a funny log
31:14 <NeXus> everyone have seen it
31:23 <Accuracy> lol NeXus, that's fkn hilarious yet sad
31:25 <NeXus> its a big one
31:37 <Accuracy> poor rapey pullcock
31:39 <NeXus> i've just showed u a one line lol
32:05 <holla4adolla> so happens ill be in manly in like a weeks time! hows that?¿
32:16 <NeXus> heres another line of these logs mel
32:18 <NeXus> [01:12] <Attila`ZzZ> poor dave, raped in the anus AND booted up the arse. :(
32:26 <NeXus> LOLLLLLLLLLL
32:29 <holla4adolla> bloody coincidence ay?¿?
32:32 <Accuracy> my family would beat you to a pulp woel.
33:01 <Accuracy> lmao @ that line
33:03 <holla4adolla> :''(
33:14 <Accuracy> it's kind of stupid cause anus and arse are the same thing
33:33 <NeXus> haha yeh
33:37 <Blitzkrieg> lollllll
33:49 <Accuracy> attila is a dumb greek anyway
33:59 <Accuracy> I don't expect anything smart from him
34:06 <NeXus> well attila is a funny cunt lol
34:13 <holla4adolla> i would not use violence towards any fellow ircer in person becayse im a very dangerous man
34:14 <Blitzkrieg> On that note, I'm off
34:17 <Blitzkrieg> Peace out
34:23 <NeXus> later darren
34:27 <Accuracy> nightie night
34:31 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Quit: kbai
35:18 <holla4adolla> shitzy(@in.behind.your.anus.hole) (Quir: kbai)
35:31 <NeXus> stfu joel
35:38 <NeXus> stupid cunt
35:48 <NeXus> why dont u get a job cunt
36:01 <holla4adolla> i have one
36:11 <NeXus> stop finding chicks on irc joel
36:19 <holla4adolla> ?????
36:20 <NeXus> fucken pedo
36:22 <NeXus> lol
36:32 <holla4adolla> how am i finding chicks on irc woofta?
36:40 <NeXus> you are the second version of shadsam joel
36:48 <Lumeah2> lol
36:58 <NeXus> wayno martin 2.0 = joel alexander
36:59 <Lumeah2> ni ni joley hun
37:15 <NeXus> u going to bed Lumeah?
37:17 <Accuracy> that's nice that your name is martin
37:28 <Accuracy> and yes woel, you should get a job
37:55 <Accuracy> before you know it you'll be more fucked up living in the retirement home with your parents you beat up
38:05 <holla4adolla> goot nite
38:11 <holla4adolla> lumie^^
38:23 * holla4adolla steals Lumeah2's cookies. Mwahaha!
38:51 <Lumeah2> hehehehe
39:03 * Lumeah2 smacks holla4adolla 
39:11 <Lumeah2> bad bad boy
39:17 <holla4adolla> ?¿
39:31 <Accuracy> bottom of the barrel lol
39:50 <NeXus> Dangerous - Michael Jackson
39:54 <Lumeah2> lest disrespectful
40:03 <Lumeah2> isn't the bottom thx
40:25 <holla4adolla> i roll up on a hoe with a chainsaw turn her little toddler to coleslaw
41:32 <holla4adolla> yer nexus
41:47 <holla4adolla> all u know is red dot bitchez that all look the same
41:59 <slinky_J> what are you singing
42:29 <holla4adolla> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZzfSq-Ui0Q
42:33 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snowgoons ft Meth Mouth, Swifty McVay (D12), Bizarre, King Gordy & Sean Strange - The Rapture (May 7, 2012) Length: 3:49 - Category: Music - 744,063 views views - 5,840 likes (98.1%), 114 dislikes (1.9%)
43:17 <holla4adolla> i tell u a good unnderrated d12 song
43:37 <holla4adolla> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaRyxFdJr00
43:39 <slinky_J> hmm
43:41 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kuniva - Pawns in the Game (Dec 28, 2007) Length: 3:46 - Category: Music - 71,657 views views - likes (99.1%), 5 dislikes (0.9%)
43:43 <slinky_J> not my kinda music
44:10 <President_Trump> not nigger enough?
44:24 <holla4adolla> i named aftet his doot
44:26 <holla4adolla> keke
44:27 <holla4adolla> --
45:13 <slinky_J> what do you mean by not nigger enough?
47:19 <holla4adolla> wat
51:41 <holla4adolla> Accuracy
51:56 <holla4adolla> who u pedoing in private msg ?????????????????
52:27 <holla4adolla> trump
52:34 <Accuracy> lol
52:36 <holla4adolla> ??????
53:11 <holla4adolla> is trump good looking?¿
53:23 Join: Mandy ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
53:37 <holla4adolla> mandyjane
53:40 <holla4adolla> dat u
53:48 <holla4adolla> lmaoooooooo @ u
55:57 <steven_> hey pollock
56:21 <holla4adolla> Accuracy will President_Trump be your knight in shining armour
56:29 <holla4adolla> :)))?
57:07 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllll
57:15 <President_Trump> /msg Accuracy pedo pedo pedo
58:01 <holla4adolla> melody trumpsaurus n shitzy had MMF intercourse in which stinkygay filmed
02:25 <President_Trump> holla4adolla that wont be happening
02:30 <President_Trump> i wont be going anywhere daz has been
02:53 <President_Trump> so that rules out Sharni as well
04:28 Join: breaker ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
04:32 <steven_> breaker bro
04:34 <steven_> welcome back
04:38 <steven_> `op breaker
04:38 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o breaker
07:56 <President_Trump> breaker where u been bro?
09:33 <holla4adolla> sharni 2
09:35 <holla4adolla> lmaoooooooooo
09:47 <holla4adolla> hes on a streak!
10:01 <holla4adolla> eh wouldnt expect less from her :>
13:27 <President_Trump> steven_ get nate on, tell him no awkward moments coz amelias not here
16:09 <holla4adolla> lolz
18:52 <slinky_J> yea where's nate been?
19:04 <holla4adolla> hu cares
19:31 <President_Trump> nates been fucking some hoe Jennifer Ratwood
19:41 <President_Trump> been a bit busy
20:45 <holla4adolla> cant believe a policeman seen me doodle n bum :O
21:22 <President_Trump> how comE?
21:41 <holla4adolla> im going follow up on my field property reciept and try get my stash back :)
23:19 <steven_> -NoteOP- [email protected] did setuser on slinky_J in #nerdhacks to level 1
23:19 <steven_> -
23:24 <steven_> nate left irc
24:39 <slinky_J> ah
24:43 <slinky_J> howcome?
26:23 <holla4adolla> nate pedod sharni
26:28 <steven_> amelia pussy was to hard to get
26:37 <holla4adolla> i got it under control
26:42 <President_Trump> he did and Sharni loved it
26:52 <President_Trump> he is not on irc because he is moving to sydney to live with Sharni
27:03 <President_Trump> she is his 0.1%
27:04 <holla4adolla> lolzzzzzzzzzz
27:42 <holla4adolla> lumies is under control
27:48 <holla4adolla> lizzyzz
29:23 <slinky_J> sharni was from the other network right steven_?
31:20 <holla4adolla> tell her to head back there
31:29 <steven_> yeh
31:32 <steven_> she _WAS_
31:34 <steven_> SLART
31:43 <steven_> if you aint talking money den what you sayng to me?
31:58 <holla4adolla> oi got spare 10 bucks mang
32:12 <holla4adolla> need buy a $5 bud and 2 rainbow paddle pops
32:16 <holla4adolla> ??????????
32:58 <holla4adolla> :]
33:56 <President_Trump> <holla4adolla> tell her to head back there
33:59 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
34:26 Quit: Sharni ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
34:37 <President_Trump> lol
34:40 <President_Trump> nate must have turned up
34:48 <President_Trump> shes gone to greet him after his big drive
34:53 <holla4adolla> oops
34:59 <holla4adolla> didnt know shart was still ere
35:00 <holla4adolla> keke
35:32 <holla4adolla> (23:37)  Accuracy has been idle 43mins 10secs, signed on Tue Jul 19 14:41:48 2016
35:37 <Accuracy> I've done about 5 shits today and my toilet is still clean
35:39 <holla4adolla> shes fucked off too
35:40 <Accuracy> winning.
36:02 <steven_> 5 shits
36:03 <holla4adolla> speak of the penus
36:05 <steven_> ahaahahahahahahaahaha
36:10 <Accuracy> :D
36:12 <steven_> they must be baby poo's
36:18 <steven_> kangaroo poo
36:22 <steven_> 5 pebbles
36:23 <Accuracy> nah I eat alot
36:35 <Accuracy> but I can digest like people usually do
36:53 <Accuracy> everything just goes through my system and I can't digest fat
37:06 <Accuracy> pancreatitis yo
37:39 <holla4adolla> is that from too much humping
37:46 <steven_> not enough
38:12 <holla4adolla> dont warry melody Jon has a collapsed colon from 2L pepsi bottles
38:21 <Accuracy> nah it's from making homemade grog and being a dickhead in my 20's
38:42 <Accuracy> if he had a collapsed colon I'd know about it
39:15 Join: Sharni ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
39:22 <Accuracy> wb Sharni
39:29 <Sharni> Thanks
39:31 <Accuracy> :)
39:33 <holla4adolla> welcome back rat
39:35 <Accuracy> my pleasure
39:36 <steven_> im feeling lucky tonight
39:39 <Sharni> Freaking a 100 notifications
39:39 <steven_> oh la la
39:53 <Sharni> My phone ducking vibrate vibrate vibrate
39:59 <Accuracy> shh steven_, you just reminded me of lauren hill
40:02 <Sharni> I was at my hot electricians house for fuck sake
40:03 <holla4adolla> noone cares
40:15 <holla4adolla> ?¿
40:17 <Sharni> holla4adolla give me a fucking dollar
40:27 <Accuracy> he doesn't have one to spare
40:28 <holla4adolla> i got 75cents
40:36 <Accuracy> let's not kid ourselves Sharni
40:37 <Sharni> Change the name it's false advertising
40:50 <holla4adolla> well im owed money but i wont get it till a bit later
40:54 <holla4adolla> ://~
41:10 <holla4adolla> my friend who owes me said ive def got screws loose
41:11 <Accuracy> he's 50 cent with a 25 cent extra
41:16 <Accuracy> he pay his imaginary hookers
41:31 * Accuracy pats holla4adolla
41:35 <slinky_J> downloaded that new movie with Kevin Costner
41:42 <Accuracy> nah
41:46 <slinky_J> wonder if he pulls off a good performance like in Mr. Brooks
42:21 <holla4adolla> lmaoo
42:28 <holla4adolla> brock lesnar is an ugly cunt
42:40 <holla4adolla> i like his tat on his bak tho thats kool
42:44 <holla4adolla> nah
42:47 <holla4adolla> its on his chest
42:50 <holla4adolla> the dagger
42:52 <holla4adolla> ^^ luv
44:53 <holla4adolla> thats cool
45:09 <holla4adolla> just worked out 15th of june my court date is the day after my dsp goes in
45:20 <holla4adolla> im gonna smoke a half g and cruise in the ctiy yeee boi
45:23 <slinky_J> do you jerk off?
45:32 <slinky_J> do you jerk off to hip hop music videos?
45:53 <holla4adolla> ur father does
46:15 <Accuracy> hrmm
47:25 <President_Trump> holla4adolla take some pics and video of your trip to city yeee boi
47:46 <slinky_J> download the new Barbershop movie holla4adolla
47:48 <slinky_J> :)
47:49 <holla4adolla> negative
48:11 <slinky_J> President_Trump take some pics of your own for once
48:20 <slinky_J> take a pic of your bedroom.
48:49 <President_Trump> take some pics of your moon head bro
49:02 <holla4adolla> lmaoooo
49:05 <slinky_J> ROFL
49:12 <slinky_J> nah that's when i was fat
49:18 <slinky_J> mewnface
49:24 <holla4adolla> mum says im handsome
49:42 <Accuracy> mews
49:48 <holla4adolla> ooo mewww
49:50 <holla4adolla> i luvvvv herr
49:58 <holla4adolla> norty mew mew
49:58 <slinky_J> ew
50:05 <Accuracy> yeah you just want her cupsize
50:10 <holla4adolla> lolz
50:13 <holla4adolla> ive seen it
50:13 <slinky_J> lol
50:20 <slinky_J> and the warts surrounding her vagina
50:23 <holla4adolla> i had a similar pic to yours. :)
50:37 <slinky_J> you can rub her sandpaper feet over your face holla4adolla
50:38 <Accuracy> I thought you were going warts around her mouth
50:39 <holla4adolla> shes got big ones ohhh
50:44 <slinky_J> lol
50:46 <slinky_J> there too
51:01 <slinky_J> every place a wart dreams of being
51:34 <holla4adolla> it was my birthday present
51:47 <holla4adolla> it was sign dated 13.3.2015
51:58 <holla4adolla> my birfy on 16.3
52:14 <holla4adolla> 2 pics actualyl
52:16 <holla4adolla> she did 2
52:20 <holla4adolla> some nippage
52:31 <holla4adolla> just memories now
52:37 <holla4adolla> my penus just flinched
54:10 <slinky_J> biffday
54:13 <Accuracy> meet her
54:19 <Accuracy> she's fairly feral.
54:41 <Accuracy> she compared to her tits once to her baby daddies ass once
54:52 <Accuracy> they look identical
55:01 <Accuracy> wait is that how it's spelt?
55:05 <Accuracy> identicle?
55:08 <Accuracy> identical
55:10 <Accuracy> hrmm
55:52 <holla4adolla> shes purdy
56:29 <Sharni> Identical
56:35 <Sharni> You got it right
56:38 <President_Trump> Sharni u pedoing?
56:44 <Sharni> Yea
56:45 <slinky_J> YESSS
56:48 <Sharni> Like always
56:51 <slinky_J> FINALLY BEAT THIS FUCKEN BOSS!
56:52 <slinky_J> fuck
56:54 <slinky_J> me
56:56 <President_Trump> what time did nate arrive ?
56:57 <Sharni> No
56:58 <slinky_J> fuck I love Bloodborne!
57:06 <Sharni> Aww yeah
57:11 <Sharni> I've never played that
57:24 <President_Trump> u love alien isolation too tho
57:30 <slinky_J> oh man it's so good sharnz
57:30 <President_Trump> played it for 3 mins realised it was shit
57:32 <Sharni> I need to get my ps4 fixed fucking $160
57:37 <slinky_J> :o
57:39 <Accuracy> it's fairly funny that you call Sharni and myself pedos and you don't have a child woel..
57:41 <holla4adolla> suck poo
57:44 <holla4adolla> aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahhahahaha
57:56 <Sharni> Yea and I'm like the youngest here
57:57 <slinky_J> that's because he pedoed it to death and ate it
58:04 <Accuracy> maybe the worry of being a pedo is under your own skin and in your own mind
58:05 <President_Trump> lol
58:06 <Sharni> So clearly I can't be the pedo
58:11 <President_Trump> woel knows a pedo when he sees one
58:17 <holla4adolla> did you paddle your kid with it too hard and break something inside?
58:44 <Accuracy> huh?
58:52 <Accuracy> who is that aimed at?
58:57 <Sharni> Can we leave the kids out of it
59:05 <slinky_J> Bloodborne is a lot more difficult than it was a year ago since all the patches
59:06 <Accuracy> did you over do your quoter woel?
59:08 <Sharni> I hate when people bring up my children
59:20 <President_Trump> huh? no one spoke about your children
59:24 <holla4adolla> i got fukn court with drugs this afternoon
59:24 <slinky_J> so when I look up vids on someone elses technique to killing a boss I have to look at the year the vid was uploaded
59:29 <holla4adolla> im pissed off
59:31 <slinky_J> got 3 bosses to beat atm
59:41 <Sharni> Caught you mean lol
59:49 <holla4adolla> caught and court
59:49 <Sharni> Which you might have to go to court
59:53 <holla4adolla> fuck
59:54 <Accuracy> yeah he's a loser
59:58 <slinky_J> don't do drugs?
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