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01:44 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) EOF from client
12:54 <slinky_J> too much alcohol
12:59 <slinky_J> way too much
13:15 <slinky_J> duno wtf im doin after 3 bottles of vodka
13:18 <slinky_J> ahaha
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13:58 <slinky_J> sober as so im normal.
14:12 <pirayte> lol
14:14 <pirayte> breaker in
14:21 <pirayte> uve had 3 bottles of vodka?
14:27 <slinky_J> if i wasnt on meds id be too depressed to be on irc man
14:29 <slinky_J> no
14:43 <slinky_J> when i go mental on irc = slammed as
15:31 <slinky_J> i keep meaning to just shut down the laptop before i drink excessively but i always forget ahahahaha
18:24 <pirayte> are you drunk now?
18:40 <slinky_J> no
18:44 <President_Trump> hes just saying that as an excuse
18:52 <President_Trump> we all know that when he doesnt take his meds is when he goes nuts
18:54 <slinky_J> excuse?
19:22 <President_Trump> when he sees a pic of donald trump it triggers him as well
19:22 <slinky_J> can't even be honest with you around
19:34 <slinky_J> oh gosh your vagina still crying trump?
20:07 <President_Trump> when he thinks trump has broken a copyright law he smashed his fist on the table
20:16 <slinky_J> lol
20:22 <slinky_J> don't own a table.
22:32 <pirayte> lol
26:23 <slinky_J> everyone has something that has an adverse reaction when they've exceeded their limit
26:26 <slinky_J> for me that's alcohol
30:59 <pirayte> i agree
31:03 <pirayte> but for most ppl thats the case
31:16 <pirayte> if u get really drunk u will no doubt do some fucked up things
34:02 <slinky_J> that's it
37:32 <pirayte> xm has crept back in for a pedo
37:50 <slinky_J> lol
38:03 <President_Trump> lol
38:13 <President_Trump> hes lookin for jen pussy too
39:49 <pirayte> he is
40:42 <pirayte> he is a despo gook
40:49 <pirayte> pretty sure he's a virgin too like tigger
41:06 <pirayte> #PD should be called virgins
41:13 <pirayte> warren is a virgin
41:15 <pirayte> cherri pedo
41:16 <pirayte> circle
42:16 <slinky_J> i wonder if i should get dark souls 3
43:20 <pirayte> yes you should
43:33 <pirayte> that is a must
43:36 <pirayte> kill yourself if u dont
44:23 <slinky_J> havent played any souls games
44:25 <slinky_J> only bloodborne
44:39 <pirayte> then you must kill yourself
44:44 <pirayte> have you got a ps3?
44:58 <slinky_J> ps4
45:08 <pirayte> no ps3?
45:48 <slinky_J> nah
45:55 <slinky_J> traded that yrs ago
46:02 <pirayte> then you are a fool
46:10 <pirayte> get a ps3
46:37 <slinky_J> lol
46:37 <slinky_J> wtf
46:41 <slinky_J> fuck ps3
47:13 <pirayte> why?
47:19 <President_Trump> slinky_J only plays shit games like alien isolation
47:54 <slinky_J> lol
48:02 <slinky_J> fuck you never quit
48:20 <slinky_J> wouldn't know a good game if you played one
48:53 <pirayte> slinky_J you should get a ps3
48:57 <pirayte> so you can play demons souls
49:01 <pirayte> thats the original souls game
49:10 <pirayte> if you havnt played that you may aswell kill yourself
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49:48 <circle> yoyo pirayte
49:57 <slinky_J> dunno if I've played demon souls
49:59 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o circle
50:24 <%circle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qnsZgQe1tU
50:28 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lena (Germany) performs winning 2010 Eurovision Song Contest song (Jun 4, 2010) Length: 3:58 - Category: Entertainment - 3,951,555 views views - 16,681 likes (89.1%), 2,031 dislikes (10.9%)
50:32 <%circle> what do you guys think about this qt german slut?
52:29 <pirayte> lol
52:33 <pirayte> another girl u pedoing
52:38 <pirayte> why dont u get a real girl to pedo
54:48 <slinky_J> ahaha just got a giant boar to roast itself on a bonfire
54:52 <slinky_J> fkn dumb pig
03:51 <pirayte> lol wtf?
06:24 <slinky_J> yea lured this big fat boar in bloodborne on to a bonfire the dumb shit
11:40 <pirayte> lol
11:44 <pirayte> you should play dark souls
11:47 <pirayte> and demon souls
11:50 <pirayte> see if u can beat them
16:40 <slinky_J> i'd just get DS3
17:34 <pirayte> why?
17:46 <pirayte> you will miss out on the series
17:55 <pirayte> i finished demons souls the other week
17:59 <pirayte> im on dark souls now
18:01 <pirayte> its fucked up
18:08 <pirayte> going to be a long one
18:44 <slinky_J> do u have ps3 and ps4?
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20:39 <LollyCock> ayyyyyyy
20:46 <pirayte> no ps4 no
20:49 <pirayte> just a ps3
20:55 <LollyCock> oh thats a shame
20:55 <pirayte> im buying a ps4 when i finish my ps3 games
21:01 <pirayte> i dont play games really
21:03 <pirayte> on and off
23:00 <slinky_J> oh k
23:30 <slinky_J> b4 games and internet people used to have physical contact
23:35 <slinky_J> and breathe the same air
23:40 <slinky_J> fkn disgusting
25:49 <pirayte> i know
27:27 <slinky_J> uploadin pic to fb
27:34 <slinky_J> this share button aint so bad now i use it a bit
28:40 <pirayte> lol
28:42 <pirayte> what pic
28:43 <pirayte> of ur penis?
30:52 <slinky_J> nah
31:16 <slinky_J> https://scontent-syd1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/13698097_10155036014382995_3942903070987549018_o.jpg
32:20 <slinky_J> though I am carrying an old hunter "bone" aha
33:39 <%circle> http://www.w24.co.za/Wellness/Mind/Survivors-guide-to-partying-with-Afrikaners-20121213
33:49 <pirayte> you should play demons souls slinky_J
33:53 <pirayte> see if u can beat that
33:55 <pirayte> and dark souls 1
34:04 <slinky_J> well im not buying a ps3
34:20 <slinky_J> ill see if i like dark souls 3
36:09 <pirayte> you must buy a ps3
36:13 <pirayte> then you can play dark souls 1
36:20 <pirayte> dark souls 2 is on ps4
36:21 <pirayte> get that
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43:36 <pirayte> what a retard is tigger
44:13 <President_Trump> actually he was asking about slinky_J's movie list the other day lol
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44:27 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h shadsam
44:38 <shadsam> `op
44:48 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o shadsam
45:11 <pirayte> lol
45:20 <pirayte> he prob was
45:22 <pirayte> he's a loser
45:24 <pirayte> needs new movies
45:28 <GoldSpade> god that faux is bitch huh
45:35 <pirayte> faux is a small lebanese pig
45:40 <GoldSpade> yea
46:14 <GoldSpade> she banned me for asking if katonic kate has a pic
46:43 <GoldSpade> how dumb is that
48:10 <President_Trump> she wanted you to ask her
48:22 <slinky_J> my movie list?
48:27 <slinky_J> who tf is tigger
48:46 <President_Trump> xm said u were a movie junkie
48:56 <President_Trump> tigger remembers u from your meltdown a few weeks ago in pd
49:09 <slinky_J> gee
49:21 <slinky_J> i care
49:23 <pirayte> he had a meltdown in pd?
49:31 <pirayte> xm is a loser
49:43 <slinky_J> fkd if i remember
50:12 <slinky_J> President_Trump logs this all in his pink little diary
53:01 <President_Trump> it was meltdown 291
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25:37 <L-o> lolz
25:39 <L-o> undies
24:26 <L-o> smelly testicles make the world go round
29:21 <L-o> hes got em
29:24 <L-o> them smelly testicles
29:31 <L-o> lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
38:49 <L-o> a friend with weed is a friend indeed
42:11 <L-o> searching for ufos!
44:51 <L-o> penis balls arse
45:04 * L-o sends some DDoS in Glenn's direction
54:39 <L-o> smelly testicles
54:42 <L-o> he got em
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19:42 <L-o> lmaooo
19:45 <L-o> steven dorks
49:11 <L-o> underpants
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11:34 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o BlackDevil
23:44 <L-o> BlackDevil
23:47 <L-o> howdy doo jon
26:53 <L-o> i got monster NRG drink imoz
28:04 <L-o> v
28:06 <L-o> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47P3bzefCVI
28:11 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Silverchair - Straight Lines (Mar 5, 2010) Length: 4:16 - Category: Music - 1,283,837 views views - 5,952 likes (89.9%), 670 dislikes (10.1%)
33:04 <L-o> who is up for a raunchy cam4 link?
33:18 <L-o> :)
36:40 <L-o> sydney police station attacked by 61 yr old man who set himself on fire and drove into the precinct
36:43 <L-o> aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha
43:38 <L-o> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7mx0nAxkco
43:42 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Astral Projection - Dancing Galaxy . HQ (Aug 4, 2010) Length: 9:19 - Category: Music - 79,595 views views - 617 likes (99.8%), 1 dislikes (0.2%)
49:53 <L-o> http://i66.tinypic.com/2885f7m.jpg
49:55 <L-o> stevo
50:02 <L-o> some weed 4 ya fgt
51:04 <L-o> roflmaoo
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53:27 <Glenn> ...but not for long.
54:14 <L-o> hobbo
54:26 * L-o persuades CROWNTHECLOWN to eat the cyanide sandwich
55:56 <L-o> watchu mean not for long glenda
56:04 <L-o> did u nark me into the cops
56:10 <L-o> u snitch
56:15 <L-o> snitch ass nigger
56:50 <L-o> 73 yr old woman bashed by 2 men who entered her unit
57:02 <L-o> -.-
58:26 <L-o> jons mcbumgravy
04:33 <CROWNTHECLOWN> shut it or i'll get someone to shut it for you
09:56 <CROWNTHECLOWN> dead cunt walking
09:59 <CROWNTHECLOWN> joel
10:04 <CROWNTHECLOWN> brisbane
10:06 <CROWNTHECLOWN> queensland
10:09 <CROWNTHECLOWN> australia
10:15 <CROWNTHECLOWN> ur time is up
10:27 <CROWNTHECLOWN> say your last goodbyes
10:37 <CROWNTHECLOWN> before the storm fast approaches
10:56 <CROWNTHECLOWN> and sweeps you into infinity and beyond
11:22 <CROWNTHECLOWN> look up at the sky
11:33 <CROWNTHECLOWN> beyond those clouds
11:40 <CROWNTHECLOWN> there u will see me perched
11:47 <CROWNTHECLOWN> looking down on you
11:56 <CROWNTHECLOWN> as its all i can do
11:59 <CROWNTHECLOWN> is look down
12:03 <CROWNTHECLOWN> when your so high
12:09 <CROWNTHECLOWN> higher
12:12 <CROWNTHECLOWN> highest
12:23 <CROWNTHECLOWN> sky is not the limit
12:31 <CROWNTHECLOWN> on my own planet
12:45 <CROWNTHECLOWN> get your own
12:52 <CROWNTHECLOWN> this is mine
13:17 <CROWNTHECLOWN> then and only then can you divide and conquer the world
14:43 <CROWNTHECLOWN> if only u could increase the use to unparellel levels that would kill any other human
14:52 <CROWNTHECLOWN> then you can be called a machine
15:24 <CROWNTHECLOWN> and no one wants to get in your way as they will all stand aside
15:32 <CROWNTHECLOWN> and let the man through
15:50 <CROWNTHECLOWN> in fear for there life
16:01 <CROWNTHECLOWN> one by one everyone is taken down
16:04 <CROWNTHECLOWN> not me
16:12 <CROWNTHECLOWN> only way is up
16:24 <CROWNTHECLOWN> never coming down
16:35 <CROWNTHECLOWN> its not an option
18:32 <CROWNTHECLOWN> i hope you lose control and hit rock bottom quick so you can only go way up like me
18:38 <CROWNTHECLOWN> up up up and away
19:41 <L-o> u faggot
19:44 <L-o> shut up bitch
19:47 <L-o> ill knock ya head off
19:58 <CROWNTHECLOWN> i will burn your house down joel
20:04 <CROWNTHECLOWN> it will be burnt down to the ground
20:13 <CROWNTHECLOWN> you done this to m e
20:17 <CROWNTHECLOWN> no-one else
20:21 <CROWNTHECLOWN> its on you mate
20:30 <CROWNTHECLOWN> look what u have done to me cunt
20:44 <CROWNTHECLOWN> do you have no common decency
20:50 <CROWNTHECLOWN> you're the one to blame
21:36 <CROWNTHECLOWN> you created a monster
21:53 <slinky_J> LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO MIIII
21:57 <CROWNTHECLOWN> i hope ur happy with yaself
22:56 <CROWNTHECLOWN> its your choice mate
23:06 <CROWNTHECLOWN> u can either show up or blow up
23:23 <CROWNTHECLOWN> what will it be u weak dog
24:02 <L-o> lolzzz
24:03 <L-o> hobbit
24:08 <L-o> bitch nigger
24:08 <CROWNTHECLOWN> coz where ur headed son its one way dont past go direct to jail
24:21 <L-o> hobbo
24:27 <L-o> the bitch nigger
25:20 <CROWNTHECLOWN> u have to think to yaself is this for me or can i get better at what i do and propel myself to new levels of greatness
25:26 <CROWNTHECLOWN> i know what i would be doing
26:13 <CROWNTHECLOWN> its called not getting caught up in bullshit which any citizen of society would never get involved in as they can judge when a dog is a dog and why do i roll around with dogs
26:19 <CROWNTHECLOWN> where are they now
26:33 <L-o> hobbo
26:34 <L-o> the bitch nigger
26:35 <L-o> hobbo
26:36 <L-o> the bitch nigger
26:37 <L-o> hobbo
26:37 <L-o> the bitch nigger
27:14 <CROWNTHECLOWN> doing the same shit everyday thinking they are king shit trying to big up themselves but u know what
27:30 <CROWNTHECLOWN> people that use ice are the lowest forms of people in society
27:48 <CROWNTHECLOWN> drug dealers are not to be looked up to or given kudos
27:52 <CROWNTHECLOWN> they destroy lives
28:11 <CROWNTHECLOWN> you should pity those fools
28:19 <CROWNTHECLOWN> scum
28:27 <CROWNTHECLOWN> feeding off the misery of others
28:49 <CROWNTHECLOWN> you just gotta open your eyes and look around to see the havoc in the community
29:02 <CROWNTHECLOWN> and you want people to associate you with the shit
29:53 <CROWNTHECLOWN> never seen never heard u just never want to be classed as a class A FOOL
30:18 <CROWNTHECLOWN> coz rock bottom gets closer by the day when you travel down our path
30:47 <CROWNTHECLOWN> and when you hit it you can then decide to stay there and swim with the sharks
30:57 <CROWNTHECLOWN> or end up becoming the mother fucker shark
31:08 <CROWNTHECLOWN> i know what i want to be :")
31:35 <CROWNTHECLOWN> i dont know how old you are mate or how long you been doing the shit or what your usage is like
31:44 <CROWNTHECLOWN> but i been there
31:46 <CROWNTHECLOWN> done that
32:56 <CROWNTHECLOWN> 2.5 years on its a daily struggle to continue to rise above it all but im glad i do because there is no way in hell am i ever going to sink again
33:07 <CROWNTHECLOWN> i wont allow for ity
33:11 <CROWNTHECLOWN> live n learn joel
33:30 <CROWNTHECLOWN> unfortunately if your like me you will have to learn the hard way
34:08 <CROWNTHECLOWN> remove the shit from your life and everything gets better
34:25 <CROWNTHECLOWN> and its usually the people your around that are the shit
34:25 <CROWNTHECLOWN> :D
34:47 <CROWNTHECLOWN> just preaching hate
36:05 <CROWNTHECLOWN> coz end of the day you obviously going to be one of those people that lack the ability based on education
36:25 <CROWNTHECLOWN> eg: your brain might be too fried and you probably weren't the smartest cookie at school
36:46 <CROWNTHECLOWN> i always had something to fall back on.. a career cunt
36:50 <CROWNTHECLOWN> go get one
37:23 <CROWNTHECLOWN> otherwise your only hope is to sell drugs in bulk and i can supply if u can sell
37:50 <CROWNTHECLOWN> help you out a bit but first sign of fuck up u will be given more
37:59 <CROWNTHECLOWN> coz everyone fucks up
38:20 <CROWNTHECLOWN> its the people who can admit they fucked up and dont hide behind denial
38:25 <CROWNTHECLOWN> what do u say
38:48 <CROWNTHECLOWN> if i get u an 8ball on credit can u have it sold and money back to me within a week
39:16 <CROWNTHECLOWN> i just want 1100 back on it
39:27 <CROWNTHECLOWN> dont give a fuck wot u do with it
39:41 <CROWNTHECLOWN> just do it
40:24 <CROWNTHECLOWN> do you have people that will buy half weights off u all the time if u put them out there at 250 and the quality is above street-level
40:26 <CROWNTHECLOWN> ?!
40:42 <CROWNTHECLOWN> tell me cunt
41:03 <CROWNTHECLOWN> and ill see if u can be trusted to produce results without the hassle
41:31 <CROWNTHECLOWN> becoz wot ur doing right now is going nowhere
41:58 <CROWNTHECLOWN> why not make money and have it there all the time
42:07 <CROWNTHECLOWN> so u get sick of it and dont want it
42:09 <CROWNTHECLOWN> its just always there
42:12 <CROWNTHECLOWN> no chasing
42:15 <CROWNTHECLOWN> consistent
42:16 <CROWNTHECLOWN> quality
42:20 <CROWNTHECLOWN> on-going
42:26 <CROWNTHECLOWN> non-stop
42:34 <CROWNTHECLOWN> people continue to come back
42:38 <CROWNTHECLOWN> over and over again
43:07 <CROWNTHECLOWN> as you build up trust with your customers
43:19 <CROWNTHECLOWN> they know it aint worth going nowhere else other than Joely
43:56 <CROWNTHECLOWN> the Biggest Guy in town who doesnt need to move the gear
43:57 <CROWNTHECLOWN> because the gear
44:01 <CROWNTHECLOWN> moves itself
44:19 <CROWNTHECLOWN> let me know
45:00 <CROWNTHECLOWN> everything is setup and ready and has always been there if i choose to deploy
45:10 <CROWNTHECLOWN> to try and get a head a bit u know
45:49 <CROWNTHECLOWN> its the greed that is the downfall of every show pony
46:08 <CROWNTHECLOWN> and the ones they think they know but they dont who rat u out
46:21 <CROWNTHECLOWN> keep your circle small and u'll be fine
46:37 <L-o> the bitch nigger
46:38 <L-o> hobbo
46:39 <L-o> the bitch nigger
46:41 <L-o> bitch nigger
46:44 <L-o> hobbit
46:44 <CROWNTHECLOWN> just when u get the shit from me each time just go in a loop bro until its gone
46:45 <L-o> bitch nigger
46:50 <CROWNTHECLOWN> and u have cash for me
46:56 <CROWNTHECLOWN> then u will have supply bro
46:56 <L-o> bitch nigger
46:58 <L-o> hobbit
47:01 <L-o> bitch nigger
47:03 <L-o> the bitch nigger
47:11 <CROWNTHECLOWN> who would ever do something like that for you IRL
47:15 <CROWNTHECLOWN> no one man
47:24 <CROWNTHECLOWN> people dont have the ability too
47:57 <CROWNTHECLOWN> because they lack the one thing that i have
48:00 <CROWNTHECLOWN> a brain
48:11 <CROWNTHECLOWN> that can be used if i choose too
48:28 <CROWNTHECLOWN> fine
48:41 <CROWNTHECLOWN> pretend i didnt offer u anything then
48:59 <CROWNTHECLOWN> i dont think u would be upto it
49:10 <CROWNTHECLOWN> prob your mind is too weak
49:19 <CROWNTHECLOWN> it takes a strong mind to do it
49:57 <CROWNTHECLOWN> i have to do it again like i did back in 2011 baby
50:07 <CROWNTHECLOWN> there is no choice here
50:43 <CROWNTHECLOWN> i have to rise above it and put out there a product that only is seen by a chosen few
51:05 <CROWNTHECLOWN> coz all this shit in australia is shit
51:13 <CROWNTHECLOWN> and u think its good but its all shit
51:19 <CROWNTHECLOWN> thats the greed
51:29 <CROWNTHECLOWN> by the people higher up who dont touch the shit
51:54 <CROWNTHECLOWN> who put in those cutting agents for a reason
52:00 <CROWNTHECLOWN> so u come back quicker and fiend for it
52:04 <L-o> bitch nigger
52:06 <L-o> the bitch nigger
52:09 <L-o> hobbit
52:12 <L-o> the bitch nigger
52:13 <L-o> bitch nigger
52:14 <CROWNTHECLOWN> good pure crystal methamphetamine joel does not leave u like the way we are
52:14 <L-o> hobbit
52:25 <CROWNTHECLOWN> and that isnt in australia
52:35 <L-o> bitch nigger
52:36 <L-o> the bitch nigger
52:38 <CROWNTHECLOWN> i dont care what you say
52:38 <L-o> hobbit
52:47 <CROWNTHECLOWN> its not the chinese meth either
52:54 <L-o> the bitch nigger
52:55 <L-o> bitch nigger
52:56 <L-o> hobbit
53:05 <CROWNTHECLOWN> you need what they get in the USA
53:08 <CROWNTHECLOWN> and CANADA
53:16 <CROWNTHECLOWN> u seen pics of meth heads in the USA
53:21 <CROWNTHECLOWN> how can they get like that?
53:37 <CROWNTHECLOWN> :P
53:45 <CROWNTHECLOWN> just saying bro
54:15 <CROWNTHECLOWN> i got so much into the shit years ago i entrenched myself in being able to find the best shit in the world
55:04 <CROWNTHECLOWN> for 3 years i had the best source straight out of california providing me with the finest i have ever had the opportunity to endulge in..
55:07 <CROWNTHECLOWN> i was on FIRE..
55:28 <CROWNTHECLOWN> im talking non-stop working three jobs making bank like a boss
55:38 <CROWNTHECLOWN> then he stopped supplying me and i went down fast
55:44 <CROWNTHECLOWN> then i knew it
55:55 <CROWNTHECLOWN> its the stuff that made me who i was
56:10 <CROWNTHECLOWN> it was the glory days
56:24 <CROWNTHECLOWN> and im going to return to them
56:32 <CROWNTHECLOWN> and u can sit there thinking to yaself
56:35 <CROWNTHECLOWN> what the fuck
56:38 <CROWNTHECLOWN> is with this cunt
56:44 <CROWNTHECLOWN> i'll just nod my head and smile
57:10 <CROWNTHECLOWN> that is where im going to be soon
57:34 <CROWNTHECLOWN> right there amongst it again sliggin meth left right centre
57:51 <CROWNTHECLOWN> making pure profit wells having bulk personal
58:04 <CROWNTHECLOWN> just being smart about it
58:17 <CROWNTHECLOWN> and loopin hard 24/7
58:36 <CROWNTHECLOWN> non stop
58:43 <CROWNTHECLOWN> u will see soon joel
58:46 <CROWNTHECLOWN> i kid u not
59:07 <CROWNTHECLOWN> hawthorne will tell u how he used to analyse who had the best stuff
59:15 <CROWNTHECLOWN> he used to take one look at me
59:21 <CROWNTHECLOWN> and say hobbzy hands down
59:33 <CROWNTHECLOWN> and every other little wannabe couldnt say nothing
59:35 <CROWNTHECLOWN> coz they knew
59:44 <CROWNTHECLOWN> they could not compare
59:57 <CROWNTHECLOWN> LATER DOG
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06:00 <slinky_J> sook
10:57 <L-o> hey stinky
19:30 <L-o> smelly underpants are the way of the future
23:06 <slinky_J> ;)
30:22 <L-o> training day is on
30:23 <L-o> ^^
34:03 <L-o> sniff some dudes undies
53:21 <L-o> any gay doods
25:07 <L-o> steven_
25:13 <L-o> your time is up my time is now
25:25 <L-o> im gonna rattle your skull steven_
53:51 <L-o> homosexual losers
25:06 <L-o> steven_ is addicted to narcotics
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33:29 <CROWNTHECLOWN> L-o
33:36 <L-o> ??
33:40 <L-o> hobbo
33:40 <CROWNTHECLOWN> ???
33:54 <CROWNTHECLOWN> what doing
34:00 <L-o> what u want clown pants
34:07 <L-o> watching tv
34:11 <CROWNTHECLOWN> true
34:12 <L-o> drinking a monster
34:19 <L-o> havin a cone
34:26 <CROWNTHECLOWN> ok mate
34:30 <CROWNTHECLOWN> sounds good
34:32 <CROWNTHECLOWN> im still at work
34:37 <CROWNTHECLOWN> fri arvo
34:54 <CROWNTHECLOWN> cant wait to 4:30 so i can crack open a beer
34:54 <L-o> yea
34:59 <L-o> lolz
35:00 <L-o> hobbit
38:56 <L-o> hobbit
39:53 <L-o> crack open the mans ass crack
39:56 <L-o> Lmaoooooooooooooo
45:23 <L-o> hobbo
45:31 <L-o> whats doin arse crack luver
45:32 <L-o> lmaooo
56:58 * L-o waves his small smelly penus in stephens face
05:23 <CROWNTHECLOWN> this is fucked
05:26 <CROWNTHECLOWN> lost some gear\
05:30 <CROWNTHECLOWN> fuck this shit
05:59 <CROWNTHECLOWN> not fucking happy\
08:08 <L-o> u never had any in the first place man
08:14 <CROWNTHECLOWN> stfu
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10:01 <L-o> ahahaahhaa
10:04 <L-o> loopy frog
21:21 <L-o> home made tacos
21:23 <L-o> yeaaaaaaaaaaa boi
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35:52 <L-o> mens smelly farts
42:52 <steven_> killuing klling
44:39 <L-o> ??
45:55 <L-o> underpants?
46:27 <L-o> u got undies on stephen?
46:40 <steven_> yeh
47:52 <L-o> :]
48:12 <L-o> keep ur penus n testicles warm
50:22 <L-o> home made penus's
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51:55 <L-o> runner is a bitch ass nigger
52:24 <L-o> listen to your fart
52:28 <L-o> when hes calling 4 u
52:32 <L-o> listen to your fart
52:41 <runner> L-o faggot
52:56 <L-o> walters?
55:18 <runner> L-o faggot
00:02 <L-o> walters?
01:20 <runner> wtf is a walters
01:32 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk4BbF7B29w
01:37 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Adele - Send My Love (To Your New Lover) (May 22, 2016) Length: 3:45 - Category: Music - 133,165,030 views views - 1,455,225 likes (97.2%), 42,358 dislikes (2.8%)
08:02 <L-o> jus found a caterpie
08:03 <L-o> :]
10:06 <runner> :]
11:14 <L-o> u got smelly balls
12:20 <runner> :]
12:55 <L-o> lolz
13:00 <L-o> wooly woofta
13:39 <runner> wooly woofta
13:40 <runner> wooly woofta
13:41 <runner> wooly woofta
13:41 <runner> :]
13:42 <runner> :]
13:57 <runner> kuniva shit
14:27 <L-o> hes balls n dick ma
14:29 <L-o> n
14:35 <L-o> hes a dick n balls man
14:43 <runner> you are kuniva shit
15:49 <L-o> faggot bitch
15:56 <runner> kuniva shit
16:38 <L-o> faggot bitch
17:58 <runner> thats you mate
18:06 <runner> kuniva shit
18:08 <runner> ill fight ya
18:31 <L-o> ur a pedofile
18:37 <L-o> bitch ass pedofile
18:44 <runner> kuniva shit
18:51 <L-o> bitch ass pedofile
18:52 <L-o> bitch ass pedofile
19:10 <runner> where is kuniva shit
21:13 <steven_> lolololol
22:05 <L-o> stephen
22:13 <L-o> im going to eat 8 tacos
22:14 <L-o> lmaoooooo
22:51 <steven_> nice
23:02 <steven_> eating your dogs taco 8 times?
23:45 <L-o> what the
23:56 <L-o> u have sex with dogz man???
24:18 <runner> kuniva shit
25:18 <L-o> pedofile bitch ass
26:50 <runner> kuniva shit
26:59 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/bvkabr
28:07 <L-o> faggot
28:12 <L-o> your times up
28:18 <L-o> bitch shit faggot
28:26 <runner> kuniva shit
28:31 <L-o> dickhead cunt
28:45 <runner> this kuniva shit
29:53 <L-o> bitch ass pedofile
30:25 <runner> kuniva shit
31:19 <L-o> bitch ass pedofile
31:34 <runner> smelly kuniva shit
31:34 <L-o> dick sniffing dicklips
31:43 <runner> you are the human shit stain
33:57 <L-o> dick sniffing dicklips
34:21 <L-o> shit kicking shitlips
34:29 <runner> hahahaaha!
34:34 <runner> kuniva shit!
36:02 <L-o> dick sniffing dicklips
36:03 <L-o> shit kicking shitlips
36:38 <runner> kuniva shit!
36:39 <runner> kuniva shit!
38:23 <L-o> dick sniffing dicklips
38:24 <L-o> shit kicking shitlips
39:06 <runner> kuniva shit!
39:17 <runner> the human shit
39:23 <runner> you are a walking talking turd
39:31 <runner> your name is kuniva shit
40:50 <L-o> ill deck u cunt
41:06 <L-o> faggot shit sniffing wooly woofta from way back
42:49 <runner> ill triple tap ya
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45:32 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa amelia amelia
46:22 <L-o> melies
47:15 <L-o>  da qu33n of h3artz!!
48:54 <runner> your name is kuniva shit
48:57 <runner> you are a walking talking turd
49:00 <runner> kuniva shit!
49:33 <amelia> kunnybunny
49:52 <L-o> yes
49:56 <L-o> mistress melies
50:49 <steven_> u on skype kunny
50:52 <steven_> faggot
51:47 <L-o> yep
51:58 <steven_> k
52:01 <amelia> kunnybunny when am i gonna get a fish n chip pic of you
52:14 <L-o> is no such thing
52:22 <L-o> underpants on head
52:29 <steven_> amelia
52:32 <steven_> i thought of you today
52:39 <steven_> on the way home from work
52:39 <slinky_J> hot
52:46 <amelia> did you see something amazing
52:49 <slinky_J> pillowbreasts
52:51 <amelia> that reminded you of me
52:52 <steven_> when selena gomez came on the radio loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
52:57 <amelia> GOSHDAMNIT
52:57 <slinky_J> he yelled "pillow breasts!"
53:03 <steven_> i thought to myself
53:29 <steven_> amelia must be really good at her job
53:41 <L-o> i think of melies all day long
53:46 <L-o> :))0
53:48 <steven_> ahah dick
54:01 <amelia> why would you think that
54:14 <steven_> na i was thinking selena is a shit singer but makes millions
54:22 <amelia> ahahahaahhaahahaha
54:23 <steven_> being shit at what she does
54:34 <steven_> hahaahaha
54:34 <slinky_J> halal snack pack has its own page on Wikipedia
54:38 <amelia> she came from acting tho
54:46 <steven_> yeah
54:47 <L-o> penis
54:51 <L-o> bed time
55:00 <amelia> if you have money to start with, you dip your dirty fingers in all the pies
55:02 <slinky_J> she got come on her face from justin bieber
55:09 <amelia> even tho she so shit @ singing
55:18 <amelia> How does she get so much support
55:23 <amelia> I really don't get it
55:31 <amelia> issit cos she fine as hell
55:32 <L-o> goodnight
55:37 <slinky_J> yea go bak 2 mexico gomez
55:39 <steven_> not really
55:41 <steven_> i dont think so
55:42 <amelia> nite kunnybunny pedobabez
55:42 <slinky_J> GO HOME GOMEZ GO HOME GOMEZ
55:52 <L-o> go die arsehole
55:57 <slinky_J> go smoke meth
56:10 <amelia> steven_ come pley vball tonight
56:13 <steven_> hahaaha
56:25 <steven_> i am hammered
56:28 <amelia> there's 2 hottie girls in the team
56:32 <steven_> im there
56:33 <steven_> na
56:38 <amelia> AHAHAHA
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56:58 <amelia> there goes my kunnybunny
57:02 <steven_> i will try to hard and break my leg
57:12 <steven_> i play to win
57:31 <amelia> i pretty much dive all over the place
57:37 <amelia> but make no connection wif the ball
57:48 <steven_> i am the best
57:57 <amelia> have you ever played before
58:00 <steven_> yeah
58:09 <steven_> pretty good
58:31 <steven_> i won $1500 playing table tennis
58:37 <amelia> oh snap
58:41 <steven_> i will win any game with a net
58:45 <amelia> but is that against loopy
58:48 <steven_> nah
58:54 <steven_> i beat him in pool
58:58 <amelia> haha
58:58 <steven_> also net pockets
59:01 <amelia> badmington?
59:04 <steven_> the best
59:08 <amelia> ahahahhahaa
59:11 <amelia> the best
59:13 <steven_> that is the most recent game i have played
59:39 <steven_> i was rusty but still the best in the group
59:41 <steven_> by far
59:45 <amelia> ping pong is fun
59:48 <steven_> yesh
59:57 <steven_> i played this asian guy
00:09 <steven_> he was a crackdealer
00:15 <amelia> HAHA
00:15 <steven_> i fucked him over
00:23 <steven_> sucked him in and fucked him up
00:30 <steven_> let him win
00:30 <amelia> you chill wif crack dealers?
00:36 <amelia> hustlah
00:42 <steven_> na this was a while back
00:43 <amelia> lil`hustlah
01:00 <steven_> i do the same with hobbsy play him for no money
01:03 <steven_> let him win
01:10 <steven_> then he will want to play for money
01:16 <amelia> ahaahahahhaahahaha
01:25 <steven_> he bets $50 a game
01:27 <steven_> hahahaah
01:30 <steven_> he fucking sucks tho
01:52 <amelia> poor lil loopy gettin hustled
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02:05 <steven_> hahah he lost $30 to one guy $70 to me
02:09 <steven_> last time he was here
02:11 <poon> Underpance
02:19 <steven_> and i got the $30 from the other guy
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02:32 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Accuracy
02:37 <amelia> BWHAAH underpance
02:38 <steven_> but if we play CARD's
02:40 <steven_> im fucked
02:46 <Accuracy> ammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmellllllllllllllllllllllllia
02:51 <amelia> he beatchu at cards?
02:55 <amelia> sup Smelanies
03:01 <steven_> anyone can beat me at cards
03:04 <Accuracy> I'm all good, yourself?
03:06 <steven_> i suck
03:10 <poon> Smelody
03:11 <Accuracy> how are you also steven_
03:15 <Accuracy> ?
03:16 <steven_> im gooooooooooooooooood
03:18 <steven_> how are you
03:21 <steven_> all good
03:21 <amelia> me super duper
03:23 <steven_> yes yes
03:26 <Accuracy> I'm sick :(
03:28 <steven_> same
03:29 <Accuracy> got the cold
03:31 <steven_> ye
03:31 <poon> Good
03:33 <amelia> aids?
03:34 * Accuracy curls up into a ball
03:38 <steven_> i got aids aswell
03:42 <Accuracy> lol
03:47 <Accuracy> aids of space
03:48 <poon> You always have been sick
03:51 <steven_> bandaids
03:53 <amelia> kunnybunny i thought you goin bed babypedocakez?
03:56 <Accuracy> stfu poon bandit
04:08 <steven_> amelia did u see my pic ?>
04:09 <poon> I in bed
04:16 <Accuracy> he ruins our peace and niceness
04:16 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/bvkabr
04:20 <amelia> someone said you weren't comin back onlines Smelanie
04:21 <Accuracy> he's a ruiner
04:25 <amelia> the weed one steven_?
04:37 <poon> Melody tits
04:37 <Accuracy> eh what keep me offline
04:48 <steven_> it says Pedo behind the weed
04:49 <steven_> haha
04:50 <Accuracy> woel stfu and sit in the naughty corner.
05:01 <amelia> they said you didn't wanna come bax
05:05 <poon> Lolz
05:12 <Accuracy> whoever said it lied
05:17 <amelia> ahahah yah when i first seen it i was like does that say poo
05:24 <Accuracy> they lied I tell you!
05:26 <poon> I caught a Pokemon today
05:26 <amelia> then i realised ot said pedo
05:33 <steven_> ahahha
05:41 <Accuracy> I caught the cold two days ago
05:47 <Accuracy> whats your point bro
06:02 <poon> Smel
06:06 <Accuracy> woel
06:10 <steven_> every picture in my work phone is weed
06:11 <steven_> hahaahha
06:24 <poon> Woofta
06:36 <steven_> kunny skype dog
06:36 <amelia> godamnit my friends are so hot i wanna punch em
06:43 <steven_> show me
06:43 <Accuracy> steven_ I'd be a worried boss lol
06:52 <amelia> ok i show one hang on
06:53 <poon> Penis
06:55 <Accuracy> amelia shhh
07:06 <Accuracy> you have a super personality and it trumps looks
07:20 <poon> Small smelly penis
07:22 <steven_> i will be like 'oh how the fuck you know lisa?'
07:29 <amelia> oh I'm not jealous or worried
07:33 <steven_> 'i banged her years ago!'
07:48 <amelia> its jus when you see people so good looking youre like wtf how can someone be that hot
07:48 <poon> Lmaooo
07:52 <amelia> gtfo of her
07:53 <amelia> etc
07:56 <steven_> hahaha
07:58 <amelia> Here
08:00 <Accuracy> lmao
08:00 <amelia> HERE
08:07 <steven_> my standards are dropiing everyday
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08:13 <steven_> but i know what a hot slut looks like
08:19 <steven_> keekekek
08:36 <Accuracy> well I guess you should be feeling reasonably okay that you're in hot company?
08:43 <Accuracy> amirite?
09:17 <Accuracy> I hang around with boys alot that's why I adore female company moreso cause we can say how it is and not sugar coat it
09:39 <steven_> i havnt been able to have girl friends my whole life
09:52 <Accuracy> yeah cause you dig the peeny
09:53 <steven_> because i have spent about a 4 days of my life single
09:54 <Accuracy> :P
10:08 <amelia> these girls aren't sluts tho
10:12 <steven_> i know
10:12 <Accuracy> you're a whore steven_
10:16 <amelia> they not even bitches
10:21 <amelia> which makes it even worse
10:28 <steven_> ahhahaahaa
10:39 <steven_> hurry up
10:40 <amelia> they are jus super nice hot down to earth girls and I'm like will you be a cword or something
11:00 <amelia> ok i pm you hold up
11:00 <steven_> i will give you a rating outta 10
11:02 <steven_> !!
11:10 <Accuracy> dude I haven't seen your face and I doubt you're a bitch so what's to be worried about?
11:21 <Accuracy> if you're evious it's a good trait to have
11:30 <amelia> aahahahah i aint worried
11:38 <Accuracy> once envy goes, you striving for more will go
12:02 <amelia> you havent seen my face?
12:23 <Accuracy> nah just your funny fingers but I have funny fingers
12:40 <amelia> ahahaha
13:47 <steven_> someone told me once i have funny toes
15:33 <Accuracy> my mum said I have cartoon character toes
15:39 <Accuracy> great mum.. not.
18:26 <Accuracy> fuck I can't find my remote
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26:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Bonny
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35:09 <steven_> fucking laptop
35:21 <President_Trump> WHO IS GOING TO PAY FOR THE WALL?
35:25 <President_Trump> MEXICO!
35:27 <steven_> trump exposed
35:29 <steven_> looooooooooooooooooool
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39:34 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
39:47 <Accuracy> what wall?
39:58 <Accuracy> mexico?
43:06 <President_Trump> IT'S A LOVE FEST FOLKS
43:27 <Accuracy> nah you're a loser
43:30 <slinky_J> watched PBS convention coverage today
44:01 <Accuracy> sounds not really interesting
44:12 <President_Trump> lol pbs did they say the entire time 'trump is hitler'
44:15 <slinky_J> one thing I've learnt about Donald Trump is that he loves to raise and lower his right hand..
44:35 <slinky_J> I bet you could speed it up and put it to music!
44:35 <Accuracy> maybe he's had a stroke
44:40 <slinky_J> lol
45:00 <Accuracy> okay that'd be interesting if it wasn't so interesting
45:48 <President_Trump> slinky_J is LOW ENERGY
46:37 <slinky_J> I think he's just trying to raise his hand to the roof
46:41 <slinky_J> can't do it :(
46:43 <slinky_J> :~
46:54 <Accuracy> he's old
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47:05 <Accuracy> I'd love to see clinton bust a move
47:10 <slinky_J> lol
47:20 <Accuracy> actually hillary vs obamas mrs
47:23 <Accuracy> break dance comp
47:30 <slinky_J> she looks like a nice nana
47:34 <Accuracy> I have obamas mrs as winning
47:41 <slinky_J> COZ SHE BLACK LOL
47:52 <slinky_J> maybe she is so white inside she can't dance for shit
47:54 <Accuracy> black peeps have more popping and locking
48:03 <slinky_J> and hilary can pop n lock like a pro
48:07 <Accuracy> she'd own hillary
48:09 <slinky_J> lol
48:23 <slinky_J> time to call Saturday Night Live!
48:32 <Accuracy> nah she wears the queens clothes
48:40 <Accuracy> obamas mrs has the moves
48:49 <Accuracy> she'd totally own the dancefloor
50:22 <President_Trump> saturday night live loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
50:34 <President_Trump> u are a major loser josh
50:37 <President_Trump> not a winner like TRUMP
50:47 <slinky_J> glad to know you have a hero.
52:44 <President_Trump> for slinky_Loser
52:45 <President_Trump> https://i.redditmedia.com/dvfXR_tzg4Cyl62P-UJZhCocXmf-Z60qwv9Uq4jSZKo.jpg?w=720&s=c431cb4f6ae7e31aded381216920ce73
54:25 <slinky_J> woah heavy rain out
54:57 <slinky_J> rr y do u post me this shit
04:43 <steven_> trippychic
05:34 <Accuracy> its friday..
05:43 <steven_> fried-ay
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27:36 <amelia> hai friends i am back
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27:40 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Lumeah
27:43 <amelia> do not fret
27:46 <Accuracy> wb
28:05 <President_Trump> where hav u been friend?
28:55 <amelia> why thanks pal
29:09 <amelia> I was out being eventful ok
29:20 <amelia> (vacuuming da house)
29:40 <President_Trump> really
29:45 <President_Trump> why werent u pedoing
30:02 <amelia> cos i wanted clean house before I start ma pedoing session
30:28 <President_Trump> wot time will loopy be over?
30:40 <amelia> he said after vball
30:49 <Accuracy> haha
31:00 <Accuracy> volleyball player guys are hawt
31:24 <amelia> there is a couple but not many at all
31:31 <amelia> one of which is in our team haha
31:46 <President_Trump> usually fat male gooks play vball
32:03 <amelia> i don't think there is one fat asian there at all
32:06 <President_Trump> i made that up
32:09 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
32:23 <amelia> lolllllllllllllll wot a pranksta lolllllllllllllol
32:42 <President_Trump> #1
32:53 <amelia> go pedo in melb
32:58 <amelia> they luff you
33:06 <amelia> lemme see you work your pedo magic
33:47 <President_Trump> is that real ricardo?
33:51 <President_Trump> that used to pedo nate
34:17 <amelia> i not sure, he usually says so if it is
34:39 <amelia> pls refrain from using the n word
35:25 <President_Trump> feeling guilty hey?
35:59 <President_Trump> u know what u have to do to get him back
37:01 <amelia> i am never guilty
37:13 <slinky_J> nevar!
37:16 <amelia> its jus a soft topic atm
37:33 <slinky_J> rip nate
37:51 <amelia> I've decided I'm gonna buy a python lolly tonight
38:04 <amelia> or red twirly licorice
38:12 <amelia> i am goin all out
38:16 <amelia> outrageous
38:23 <Accuracy> fkn hell my eldest just choked and I saved her life
38:41 <Accuracy> I didn't think you could do the tummy thing on a toddler
38:45 <Accuracy> but she got it up
38:52 <Accuracy> thankgod for my kids
39:07 <slinky_J> thank penis ;)
39:29 <Accuracy> fuck off idiot
39:30 <amelia> wot she choke on
39:39 <Accuracy> you don't realise how serious it was.
39:54 <President_Trump> take some vball pics for us
40:20 <Accuracy> I gave her dinner and a lolly it was one of those strawberry on white lollies as desert
40:26 <Accuracy> she must've gutz it
40:29 <President_Trump> Accuracy where is daz?
40:36 <Accuracy> fkn hell I was scared
40:47 <Accuracy> that sound will haunt me forever
41:07 <Accuracy> President_Trump I don't know
41:13 <Accuracy> and I don't care.
41:22 <President_Trump> text him,.. say.. 'where are u?'
41:30 <Accuracy> nah.
41:39 <Accuracy> I'm taking care of my baby girl
42:02 <Accuracy> get his number from someone else.
42:02 <amelia> Oh the strawberry creams
42:05 <amelia> lucky
42:11 <Accuracy> talk to him, you seem obsessed.
42:16 <Accuracy> amelia yeah those ones
42:27 <Accuracy> fkn hell I'm lucky
42:35 <slinky_J> dont tell me to fuck off I wasn't even giving you shit
42:50 <Accuracy> I know c.p.r but not how to make a child convulse
42:57 <Accuracy> stfu josh.
43:05 <slinky_J> eat a dick
43:16 <Accuracy> ead
43:22 <slinky_J> lol
43:26 <President_Trump> stop beign a loser slinky_L
43:33 <slinky_J> stfu
43:39 <President_Trump> go take your meds
43:42 <slinky_J> little miss Gossip Girl
44:23 <amelia> that is a fair call, prez^trumpy is a bit of a little miss gossip girl
44:41 <slinky_J> loll
44:44 <President_Trump> if u give ur child cpr the child can sue you
44:51 <Accuracy> who is the gossip queen?
45:47 <amelia> AHAHAAH
46:00 <Accuracy> me?
46:31 <amelia> oh nah I was laughin @ the other thing
46:38 <amelia> but yah you are full of gossip too ahah
50:36 <President_Trump> she only gossips bout moon head
52:11 <amelia> AHAHAA
52:16 <amelia> Berty
52:27 <Accuracy> big old josh
52:33 <Accuracy> the bald fetteh
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53:12 <amelia> UH OHHH
53:29 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllll
53:41 <President_Trump> polls is here
55:19 <Accuracy> I bet he looks prettier in pink than myself
55:19 <Accuracyy> I bet he looks prettier in pink than myself
55:21 <Accuracy> :)
55:21 <Accuracyy> :)
56:02 <slinky_J> mirror faggot
56:23 Nick: Accuracy is now known as MrsPo
56:38 <MrsPo> what now baby shakes
58:05 Kick: Accuracyy was kicked by MrsPo (little boys shouldn't play with big toys. couldn't mummy find a toy smaller than you're penis, I bet those hot wheels cars seem hooge.)
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58:36 <amelia> hot wheelz... leadin da way
58:54 Part: Accuracyy ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks (Removed by MrsPo: No reason given)
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59:06 <amelia> NO REASON SUPPLIED
59:12 <MrsPo> is that better?
59:12 <Accuracyy> is that better?
59:26 Nick: MrsPo is now known as Narnia
59:27 <amelia> PoLLY WaNT a CRaCKeR
59:28 <amelia> ???
59:34 <Narnia> lol
00:44 <amelia> ok wish me luck fwends
04:17 * Narnia wishes luck to amelia
04:17 * Accuracyy wishes luck to amelia
05:23 Nick: Narnia is now known as Accuracy
05:40 Mode: (by Accuracy) +b *!*@89ce71bd.iinet.net.au
06:05 <Accuracy> lol
07:06 Part: Accuracyy ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks (loooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Mel the Frankston skank with holes in her face)
08:31 <President_Trump> he'll be back with a new host
08:46 <President_Trump> hes already in here lol
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11:02 <Accuracy> oh thestig
11:11 <President_Trump> lol adrian
11:15 <President_Trump> hows the vr porn bro?
11:38 Join: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
11:42 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here..
12:35 <Accuracy> wees and poos hey
12:54 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> a yearsss
12:57 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> how u know
13:26 <Accuracy> I know you too well
13:28 <Accuracy> :)
13:47 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who r u
14:03 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hmm
14:42 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> how
15:31 <Accuracy> you know someone i know silly pants
15:44 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ?
15:54 <President_Trump> she knows wees and poos well changing darren's nappies
16:06 <Accuracy> danica
16:17 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yes
16:22 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> she have a baby
16:24 <thestig> vr porn mmm
16:29 <Accuracy> about time
19:28 <Accuracy> how precious are rhymes for kids
19:40 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ?
20:27 <Accuracy> it wasn't directed to you
21:14 <President_Trump> who was it directed at?
21:45 <Accuracy> it was just an observant observastion of my kids
30:26 <slinky_J> rhetoric
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44:05 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> #pooland is now open
45:52 <steven_> who cares
46:50 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllll
47:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> steven_ is jealous of pooland
47:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pooland has reopened after being closed for 11 years
47:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> it was locked by ausnet
48:32 <President_Trump> why was it locked?
48:50 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> dont know
49:20 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> it had a peak of 58 users with no bots
49:55 <Lumeah2> Sup fuckers
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52:20 <steven_> LOLOLOL
52:23 <steven_> 58 users now
52:33 <steven_> it was 40 something last week
52:39 <steven_> since you know this channel has had 51
52:41 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> no 58
52:42 <steven_> `info
52:47 <steven_> this channel has a peak of 52
52:54 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> all bots
52:55 <steven_> it had a limit of 50 when i got it
52:59 <steven_> no it wasnt loser
53:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yesss ppl told pong
53:33 <steven_> sure sure
53:46 <Skirmish> pong is a bot.
53:50 <Skirmish> Autistic bot.
54:32 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who r u
54:33 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> a bot
54:36 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong real
56:41 <Accuracy> [[[[[pong]]]]] a bot can't have a normal conversation
56:51 <Accuracy> Skirmish is wrong
57:28 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong can
57:52 <Accuracy> can [[[[[pong]]]]] start up a channel?
58:21 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yess pong can
58:33 <Skirmish> Pong is an autism bot and there is no debate on the matter. It is quite clear from how they communicate.
58:46 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> wat is that
00:56 <President_Trump> slinky_J did you watch the trump speech today with your 3d glasses on?
02:37 <steven_> trump exposed
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06:04 <steven_> lololol
11:13 <slinky_J> fuck yea finally took out this homo boss
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11:46 <steven_> http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/donald-trump-brutally-exposed-in-republican-debate/news-story/41315d488cb01fbc75826de4db632b87
13:58 <steven_> i got one for amelia
14:22 <steven_> http://prntscr.com/bw35uc
14:51 <Accuracy> omg I'm going to have porterhouse steak with mushrooms and gravy and my favourite pasta
14:55 <Accuracy> sexonirc.org
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17:49 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
18:56 <slinky_J> lol steven_ owns President_Trump so bad President_Trump just called a wambulance
19:52 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETpnd6mTay8
19:55 <steven_> i love this guy bro
19:56 <BlackDevil> Youtube: UFC 201: Lawler vs Woodley - Extended Preview (Jul 21, 2016) Length: 9:02 - Category: Sports - 74,371 views views - likes (98.5%), 20 dislikes (1.5%)
19:57 <steven_> robbie lawlor
20:12 <President_Trump> lol slinky_L that's 5 months old, steven_ the slow stoned cunt
20:34 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u all voted labour u cnts
20:39 <slinky_J> doesn't matter how old it is
20:56 <slinky_J> is what the paedophile said to the judge.
20:56 <slinky_J> lolz
21:37 <President_Trump> thats what u said to your rat
22:28 <thestig> hahaha
23:09 <President_Trump> adrian
23:11 <President_Trump> nate has left irc
23:13 <President_Trump> 4ever
23:22 <thestig> oh wot happened
23:30 <President_Trump> amelia wouldnt put out
24:31 <thestig> yeh he was saying she was leading him on
25:00 <President_Trump> she was
25:02 <Skirmish> Poor amelia and all she has had to put up with in PM from guys here.
25:43 <Skirmish> Had a chat with her one night and she was telling me all about it.
26:17 <thestig> she brings it on herself lol
26:37 <President_Trump> what does she expect hanging out in melb biggest pedo channel on irc
27:02 <Skirmish> It's not the guys from melbourne that are the ones hassling her. It's the guys here.
27:28 <President_Trump> what does she expect hanging out in nerdhacks biggest pedo channel on irc
35:11 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ur all labour supporters
47:18 <Skirmish> You tried to troll people with a comment like that earlier and had zero success. Give up you autistic bot.
48:49 <steven_> i got some photo's of dinner
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09:59 Topic Is: http://prntscr.com/bvkabr
09:59 Set By: (steven_) on: Fri Jul 22 17:53:04 2016
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18:19 <amelia> (thestig) yeh he was saying she was leading him on
18:24 <amelia> would you fuck off
18:31 <amelia> useless sack of shit
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23:22 <Skirmish> Whoa shots fired.
24:14 <amelia> SToP LeaDiNG iRC GuYS oN aMeLia
25:51 <Skirmish> I thought nate was gay.
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05:31 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajmI1P3r1w4
05:35 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Terror Squad - Lean Back ft. Fat Joe, Remy (Oct 6, 2009) Length: 4:42 - Category: Music - 25,698,821 views views - 113,300 likes (96.9%), 3,603 dislikes (3.1%)
05:49 <GoldSpade> what happend to nate
07:22 <President_Trump> I AM THE LAW AND ORDER CANDIDATE
07:31 <amelia> thestig lead him on
08:25 <steven_> he found out amelia doesnt date guys from irc
08:28 <steven_> now he isnt from irc
08:34 <steven_> he is going to add her on insta
08:43 <steven_> lols coffee
09:04 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
09:14 <amelia> den i can see his matchstick head 24/7
09:18 <steven_> hahahaa
09:39 <steven_> is there any chance of you waking up next to that matchstick head ?
09:57 <amelia> same as i told him, never ever
10:04 <steven_> hahaahahahahaha
10:23 <steven_> is that the day he left ? ahhahahaah
10:24 <amelia> we jus FWeNDS
10:32 <amelia> no i told him agea ago
10:35 <amelia> ages
10:43 <steven_> he still pursued that puss
10:45 <amelia> when he said about Perh
10:50 <amelia> Perth
10:50 <steven_> hahahaahhaah
10:54 <steven_> he is staying at stigs
11:05 <amelia> but yes also the other day when he left IRC
11:09 <steven_> maybe if he didnt act all gay at the start
11:10 <steven_> hahaahahahaha
11:12 <amelia> maybe day before he left i think
11:32 <steven_> nate will be back
11:34 <President_Trump> why wont u take one for the team to get nate back to irc?
11:39 <amelia> aahahahaa i knew the dor wasn't gay
11:42 <amelia> dork
11:44 <steven_> bigger and stronger then ever
11:53 <steven_> you turned him straight
11:58 <amelia> and hopefully no more matchstick head
12:07 <amelia> no more guille head either
12:14 <amelia> sandy blonde i tell him
12:21 <amelia> he no listen
12:28 <amelia> it was never gonna work
13:12 <steven_> hasaha
13:41 <steven_> all them videos all for amelia
14:16 <amelia> leave my big dumb idiot alone
14:19 <amelia> i misses him
14:21 <President_Trump> loollllllllllll
14:25 <amelia> he was funny
14:27 <President_Trump> no more nate msging asking to leak pics
14:37 <GoldSpade> no more gayness
14:47 <amelia> GoldSpade you luff his gayness
14:57 <GoldSpade> ah bullshit
15:04 <amelia> made you HoRNY
15:19 <GoldSpade> when he sent me his pic
15:23 <amelia> for da matchstick head
15:26 <GoldSpade> I stoped talking to him
15:31 <amelia> why
15:36 <GoldSpade> because it was creepy
15:41 <amelia> cos he's male?
15:47 <GoldSpade> just creepy
15:51 <amelia> that's jus nate
15:55 <amelia> he is harmless
16:02 <amelia> and funny
16:07 <GoldSpade> I know...but im not into gay shit
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16:33 <amelia> remember when he made mbison leave
16:40 <amelia> cos he was bein super gay @ him
16:41 <amelia> ahahaha
17:29 <GoldSpade> I dont want his cock anywhere near my new monitor
17:46 <steven_> yeah
17:47 <amelia> he did not send you a cock pic
17:54 <amelia> he said that was jus for me?
17:56 <GoldSpade> no..but im just saying
18:04 <amelia> oh
18:26 <steven_> did you want one?
18:38 <steven_> ill send it to ya bro
18:45 <GoldSpade> no thanks
18:48 <President_Trump> only Sharni has nates cock pics saved
18:54 <GoldSpade> hehhe
18:57 <GoldSpade> yeah>?
19:06 <President_Trump> Sharni gave nate's cock cpr
19:09 <amelia> Sharni give up the goods would ya
19:14 <amelia> fuck I'm dizzy as
19:26 <steven_> how was vball
19:32 <Sharni> Fuck offf
19:38 <amelia> good we played better than last week
19:39 <steven_> hahaaha
19:59 <Sharni> As if I would have dick pics
20:05 <Sharni> I hate did pics
20:06 <amelia> we still lost both games ahaaha
20:10 <steven_> send us trumps dick pic
20:13 <Skirmish> Hey there Sharnwah.
20:15 <Sharni> Dick **
20:16 <steven_> aslong as you played better
20:21 <Sharni> Hey Skirmish
20:25 <amelia> i am #1
20:35 <steven_> are ya
20:40 <amelia> one of the guys in our team kinda looks like you
20:44 <steven_> ahhaahaa
20:46 <Sharni> amelia you need my on ya team I hit them balls pretty hard ;)
20:54 <steven_> it was me
21:08 <amelia> he is skinny but not scrawny
21:16 <amelia> haha sharni come pley
21:18 <steven_> fuk off dog
21:21 <steven_> i kill u
21:25 <Sharni> I use to play vball back in the days
21:25 <amelia> AHAAHAHHAAHHA
21:46 <amelia> i am saying you are skinny but not scrawny ya fuckin dumb mutt
21:49 <steven_> oh ok
21:52 <amelia> pliv is skinny & scrawny
21:53 <steven_> fankz babe
22:04 <amelia> dumb dickhole
22:10 <Sharni> Lols
22:26 <steven_> im over 70kgs
22:39 <steven_> im scared to check
22:41 <amelia> you even talk like him
22:44 <steven_> i might be 80 now
22:46 <steven_> haahh
23:00 <steven_> i see a double chin forming
23:00 <amelia> i swear tonight he told me he is just over 70kgs again
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23:16 <amelia> 80 is still small
23:21 <steven_> yea
23:27 <steven_> me at 80 would be big
23:33 <amelia> issit fat or muscle
23:36 <amelia> fat
23:45 <steven_> my gut is fat
23:52 <steven_> but i can get rid of that quick
23:53 <amelia> he told me has 7% body fat
24:10 <amelia> I was like ok as i was eating my bag of lollies
24:31 <amelia> why you got a gut when you don't drink
24:42 <President_Trump> munchies
24:48 <Sharni> I like my guys like 90+ kgs
24:58 <amelia> haha
25:10 <amelia> beggers can't be choosers
25:13 <amelia> :P
25:45 <President_Trump> <Sharni> I like my guys like 90+ kgs
25:49 <President_Trump> passing that on to nate
25:58 <Sharni> Nates not my type mate
26:03 <President_Trump> too bad
26:16 <Sharni> I don't talk to skinny guys lol so I can be a chooser
26:28 <amelia> haha
26:45 <amelia> big strong arms are nice
26:56 <Sharni> I met up with a guy one and I didn't msg him back because he was my height and skinny
27:02 <Sharni> Once **
27:11 <amelia> bully
27:19 <amelia> why not jus say you not keen
27:33 <Sharni> Another time I messaged my sister in law to call me and pretend my son was vomiting so I could go home
27:35 <steven_> haahaha
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27:54 <Sharni> Got to be cruel to be kind
28:04 <Sharni> amelia I'm too nice
28:04 <amelia> i dunno i jus be honest n say not keen
28:10 <amelia> they seem to take it fine
28:16 <Sharni> I can't I have no balls
28:17 <steven_> ice coffee
28:20 <steven_> gives a gut
28:53 <Sharni> I love ice coffee
28:58 <Sharni> Maybe that's why I'm fat
29:10 <Sharni> And the chocolate
29:17 <Skirmish> It's probably a good thing you have no balls Sharni. It would look weird with them hanging below your vagina.
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29:32 <amelia> Skirmish is a lesbian fyi
29:41 <amelia> according to his shoes at least
29:43 <Skirmish> In the sense that I love women, yes.
29:49 <Sharni> Lolol
29:53 <amelia> he wears dyke shoes
30:10 <Skirmish> The shoes are fine stop being a beetch.
30:10 <Sharni> Define dyke shoes
30:21 <Skirmish> https://www.colorado.com.au/FARR-Brown-Crazyhorse-318002.aspx
30:22 <amelia> everytime i do fast movement my head spins
30:26 <amelia> am i dying
30:33 <Skirmish> Low blood pressure.
30:42 <Sharni> Lol
30:47 <amelia> they are fuckin dyke shoes
30:49 <President_Trump> what is fast movement?
30:52 <amelia> low blood pressure?
31:25 <Skirmish> Yeah if you get headspins from standing up or sudden movements it's because your body isn't increasing your blood pressure fast enough to compensate.
31:27 <amelia> i jus moved my head to get a pillow
31:40 <amelia> how do you get low blood pressure
31:43 <Sharni> Hmm I get that sometimes
31:45 <amelia> does that mean I'm fat
31:49 <Skirmish> Your heart rate slows.
31:57 <Skirmish> Are you laying down?
32:02 <amelia> atm yeah
32:14 <amelia> but before went for shower it was all spinny
32:54 <steven_> i got the flu
32:56 <steven_> kinda
33:03 <steven_> almost gone
33:06 <Skirmish> That is the most common cause. Just low heart rate not getting enough blood to your noggin and you get a headspin. They shouldn't last any longer than a few seconds as your body compensates though.
33:08 <steven_> >:|
33:11 <Sharni> What's that pic say
33:15 <amelia> shut up steven_ i am dying i am more important ok
33:16 <Sharni> Kunny is a ???
33:23 <steven_> Pedo
33:25 <Skirmish> Man-child.
33:28 <Sharni> Ohh nice
33:34 <steven_> that is my weed
33:41 <amelia> so i need to increase my heart rate?
33:42 <steven_> kunny doesnt smoke good quality weed
33:47 <steven_> yeh come around and ill bash ya
33:52 <steven_> that will get it going
33:57 <amelia> but whats the cause of low heart rate
34:01 <Sharni> Noice
34:04 <steven_> to much IRC
34:09 <amelia> fuck off i would def smash you steven
34:11 <amelia> weak as
34:11 <steven_> hahahaaa
34:15 <Sharni> Google knows
34:24 <amelia> kickbox to that lil pea brain of yours
34:35 <steven_> i would take you down and ground and pound you
34:39 <steven_> 100% no sexual
34:42 <steven_> non
34:43 <Sharni> Kinky
34:49 <amelia> ahahahaahhaa
34:55 <Skirmish> amelia: It's normal it's not something you need to alter. If you're sitting still not doing much your heart rate is slower than if you were talking around etc.
34:55 <Sharni> Damn
34:56 <President_Trump> i sent kunny to bed
35:02 <President_Trump> he will be back in a few hours
35:05 <steven_> haha
35:09 <Skirmish> Your heart rate will naturally adjust as you stand up/move around.
35:15 <steven_> kunny goes to bed at 9:00 on friday night
35:21 <amelia> when i was up before it was spinny
35:26 <amelia> I sure i be fine tomorrow
35:28 <steven_> he doesnt even work
35:30 <Sharni> Lol
35:59 <President_Trump> Sharni what is the diff between total regular and advanced clean
36:18 <Skirmish> What kind of question is that?
36:18 <amelia> kunnybunny never listens to Daddy Trump
36:22 <Sharni> Wtf are you on about
36:28 <amelia> he is not an authority figure
36:33 <Skirmish> Is Sharni a dentist or something?
36:33 <President_Trump> forget it Sharni - too dumb
36:33 <amelia> he lacks discipline
36:49 <amelia> hence why even kunnybunny takes the piss out of him
36:51 <Sharni> What topic are you on ?
37:07 <Sharni> Don't ask me a question such you ain't specific about you twat
37:17 <Skirmish> Sharni: I think he wanted your opinion on types of toothpaste. Bit of a strange question.
37:17 <Sharni> Which **
37:23 <amelia> where's Smelanie
37:30 <amelia> i like her anger
37:36 <amelia> she makes me look sweet
37:37 <Sharni> Whatever you fucking want
37:40 <Skirmish> Accuracy <--- Isn't that her?
37:40 <amelia> Accuracy come back
37:48 <Sharni> Use mouthwash that has fluoride in it
37:49 <amelia> ye
38:01 <amelia> is she sitting on DarlingDaz's lap
38:02 <Skirmish> Mouth wash causes cancer.
38:05 <Sharni> Or I'll punch you in the face that will fix your crooked yellow teeth
38:10 <Sharni> Everything causes cancer
38:20 <Skirmish> Oh so it is true that Daz is hooking up with Mel?
38:31 <Sharni> Lol
38:32 <President_Trump> it is indeed
38:35 <amelia> They been seeing each other for a while now
38:42 <Sharni> Who !
38:45 <amelia> they kids get along well too
38:46 <Skirmish> Good to hear he's back on the horse and over all the drama of that other bucket cunt. What was her name?
38:49 <Sharni> Who's daz and who's meal
38:52 <Sharni> Mel
39:09 <Skirmish> Blitzkrieg and Accuracy?
39:09 <amelia> they took em to SciTech the other day
39:13 <amelia> pretty cute date
39:16 <Sharni> Ohh la la
39:34 <President_Trump> and she wakes him up in the morning whispering in his ear 'its 5:30 time to get up daz'
39:40 <President_Trump> its the little things
39:49 <amelia> Accuracy also commented on his penis size
39:54 <amelia> rather positively
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39:59 <amelia> godamnit
40:11 <Sharni> Lololol
40:55 <amelia> I used to wake up early n kiss my ex every time i left in the morning and one morning he punched me
41:00 <amelia> ahahaha
41:03 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
41:12 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
41:36 <Skirmish> Sounds like the idea of Mel whispering in his ear gets you all hot and bothered Trump.
41:50 <President_Trump> it does i want to whisper in daz's ear
42:29 <Sharni> Lol
42:29 <Skirmish> For all the grief you guys have given him Trump he's batting average for scoring women is better than yours.
42:36 <Skirmish> His*
42:51 <President_Trump> it is?
42:54 <Skirmish> Good on him I say.
43:06 <President_Trump> when have i given him grief?
43:39 <Skirmish> Come on buddy. You give everyone grief. You're the worst troll on austnet when pong and beehhh are offline.
43:53 <steven_> ahhaahahhaha
43:57 <steven_> i would of punched you to
43:58 <President_Trump> slinky_J is the only one i give grief
44:04 <steven_> eveery morning before i left
44:18 <President_Trump> i would be one of the most loved on austnet
44:27 <President_Trump> #1 most loved
44:29 <xm> im surprised they havent banned you perm in #melb yet
44:34 <xm> not saying they should. just sayin'
44:43 <Skirmish> A+ for optomistic outlook trump.
45:02 <President_Trump> why would they ban me?
45:18 <President_Trump> serenity invited me into #perth too
45:39 <Skirmish> Xm: They only perm ban the serious/good trolls quickly in there. The sub par ones like Trump get to survive a lot longer. Look how long it took for beehhh to finally get a perm ban.
45:58 <xm> aww beehhh is awesome
46:03 <President_Trump> i dont troll lol
46:14 <President_Trump> what is the point of trolling anyway?
46:19 <xm> President_Trump has reformed
46:20 <Skirmish> You're naturally this autistic?
46:32 <xm> he is a changed man
46:36 <xm> he must have found a rangette
46:40 <President_Trump> who do i try to troll?
46:43 <amelia> xm is back in nh
46:48 <amelia> wot changed
47:02 <President_Trump> i just chat gayfully
47:11 <Skirmish> I'm just surprised to discover that this act that trump puts on could actually just be his normal self.
47:13 <xm> he is on his best behaviour, not getting banned on site anymore
47:29 <President_Trump> act?
47:40 <xm> President_Trump is a PE teacher for a school. im sure right now he's wearing a tank top with a whistle around his neck
47:50 <Skirmish> Lol
48:06 <xm> he's good with kids
48:28 <xm> he's got a police clearance. im more than happy for him to babysit my nephew
48:34 <xm> which is -6 months old
48:38 <xm> CONGRATULATIONS TO ME
48:41 <xm> IM GONNA BE AN UNCLE
49:25 <Skirmish> I made my nephew cry by telling him that chicken nuggets are made from chickens. His parents were shit to let him believe otherwise.
49:36 <xm> what else could it have been?
49:52 <Sharni> Lol
50:01 <xm> ive been told im going to be one of those uncles that say everything bluntly
50:05 <Skirmish> He was young at the time. Maybe 4yo? They don't understand the source of their food at that age.
50:15 <xm> oh right
50:19 <xm> or that pokemon isnt real
51:05 <Skirmish> He wouldn't eat anything other than nuggets at this point in time though so I told him that he had to eat something else or the world would run out of chickens. On the bright side he did start backing off on the nugget diet.
51:16 <Skirmish> Who the fuck just lets their kid eat nothing but shitty nuggets.
51:25 <President_Trump> zzzzz
51:26 <Sharni> Santa isn't real.. Your a bigger failure than your dads condom..
51:49 <Sharni> Hmm what else
52:19 <amelia> all of you shut your pie holes
52:25 <amelia> capiche?
53:15 <Sharni> Make me
53:28 <Sharni> Shove it for me babez
54:11 <Skirmish> Time to choose what toasty I will cook.
55:02 <Skirmish> Salami!
56:59 <President_Trump> really Skirmish? that sound so interesting
57:01 <President_Trump> take a pic for us
57:40 <Skirmish> You're so jelly of my toasty you're wobblin.
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