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16:33 Topic Is: <Sharni> #fatlife
16:33 Set By: (nate) on: Thu Jul 07 00:46:12 2016
16:38 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o damian
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42:44 Mode: (by stevennn) +ooo circle SoupNazi Arbition
42:55 Mode: (by stevennn) +oo slinky_J thestig
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43:28 <nate> hi steven!
43:34 <nate> and mr hungry
45:02 <sevenn> hi
45:08 <sevenn> how you doin babe
45:12 Nick: sevenn is now known as steven_
50:12 <nate> goooood
50:20 <nate> yourself :D
50:33 <nate> ufc training yet?
56:08 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/PunchStyleFightsss/videos/636879789808489/
13:03 <nate> sort of :L
13:05 <nate> lolol
15:04 <steven_> ;p
41:02 <damian> mango bango
43:32 <steven_> sup bropho
43:39 <steven_> ginger mango is the best
35:43 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o damian
37:20 <nate> guy at work is struggling with life and hes only 21, hes like the bus cleaning job he can bludge around cause his family works for the company
37:27 <nate> lol
37:36 <nate> i will see him disarvo
37:46 <nate> hes never had a proper shit kicker job
37:48 <nate> lol
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47:53 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgmx7z49OEk
47:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jennifer Lopez - Ain't Your Mama (May 6, 2016) Length: 5:09 - Category: Music - 144,739,287 views views - 1,149,575 likes (93.7%), 77,794 dislikes (6.3%)
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04:24 <thirsty> steven_
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04:55 <President_Trump> loolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
05:28 <steven_> yea
06:02 <steven_> i am getting a spicy texas chicken burger soon
06:28 <President_Trump> where from?
06:38 <steven_> American Grill and ribs
06:44 <President_Trump> `op steven_
06:54 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o steven_
07:12 <steven_> american ribs and grill
07:16 <steven_> `op President_Trump
07:16 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o President_Trump
07:23 <steven_> loooool
07:24 Mode: (by President_Trump) -o President_Trump
07:37 <President_Trump> take pics
08:34 <steven_> http://www.weekendnotes.com/im/003/00/american-ribs-and-grill1.JPG
09:07 <President_Trump> not many places have takeaway ribs
09:32 <steven_> there is a sitting area
09:41 <steven_> with iceskating ring
09:49 <steven_> hawhawhaw
11:02 <steven_> http://www.eventfinda.com.au/2016/frostival-outdoor-ice-skating/perth
11:08 <steven_> that is where it is
11:10 Mode: (by nate) +v President_Trump
11:40 <steven_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRh_vgS2dFE
11:45 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Justin Bieber - Sorry (PURPOSE : The Movement) (Oct 22, 2015) Length: 3:25 - Category: Music - 1,591,285,313 views views - 6,193,007 likes (89.7%), 707,661 dislikes (10.3%)
16:08 <President_Trump> nate when are u going on your SA sex tour to get slinky_J?
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29:54 <weightloss101> Kelevra
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12:38 <steven_> fuck up
19:19 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
19:21 <President_Trump> who was that?
21:37 <steven_> no idea
21:53 <steven_> someone using irccloud
28:54 <Kelevra> Joel
28:59 <Kelevra> The emo faggot
29:07 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/districtspeedfans/videos/1210148612369029/
30:49 <Kelevra> how cute lol
32:13 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/567021510136626/videos/570367436468700/
33:25 <President_Trump> that emma in the pink?
33:42 <steven_> yeah bro
33:42 <steven_> https://www.facebook.com/252902268416690/videos/264084913965092/
33:47 <steven_> you still single?
35:07 <damian> ey steven
35:13 <President_Trump> i'm with Serenity
35:18 <damian> want to see my network in all of its just-put-together glory?
35:24 <damian> http://imgur.com/a/iZfZ5
36:12 <President_Trump> show tigger and xm they will have a cry
36:28 <Kelevra> who is you!/
36:32 <Kelevra> Surely you're at work haha
36:37 <Kelevra> Er
36:41 <Kelevra> 48 port switch*
37:41 <damian> WAT
37:56 <Kelevra> I said.. 48 port switch.. Surely you're at work
38:02 <damian> i'll show you the work setup on monday if you want .. lol
38:11 <damian> there's a lot more 48 port switches there!
38:14 <Kelevra> Go for it
38:19 <Kelevra> I'll be on my own nick then
38:27 <damian> what is your normal nickname
38:48 <Kelevra> Blitzkrieg
38:53 <damian> and just to clarify, no it's definitely not work. this is my garage!
39:10 <Kelevra> You have a full server cabinet in your garage?
39:11 <Kelevra> Why??
39:17 <damian> it was cheap!
39:22 <Kelevra> Hahahaah
39:32 <damian> i used to have it all on just a cupboard
39:50 <damian> but yeah, this come along from one of my clients for $200 and i couldn't resist
40:05 <Kelevra> Nice
40:18 <Kelevra> For both switch and cabinet?
40:21 <damian> nah
40:32 <damian> switch was free from another client, out of warranty / no more smartnet available, so they turfed it
40:43 <Kelevra> Ah right
41:42 <damian> so just to sum it all up
42:06 <damian> there's a generic fibre endpoint in the comms cabinet
42:24 <damian> which does phone / television / internet (100/40 fyi)
43:05 <damian> in the rack is a cisco 867vae-k9 router, then a cisco 3560 48 port switch
43:30 <damian> then two old laptops, both i7 with 12-16gb ram - they run my two hyper-v servers
43:55 <damian> then on the bottom is a microserver n43l running freenas with 4x4tb hdd's and a netgear stora with 2x2tb hdd's
44:48 <damian> i still need to make some proper cables for it all - all of those are slightly too small for how i want to run them
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13:21 <steven_> looks like aids
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13:33 <steven_> mine is better
13:49 <steven_> i took all my server shit out of it and im not using it as a hydro setup
13:57 <steven_> now
15:04 <Lumeah> sup fuckera
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16:56 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is here...
17:50 <Lumeah> yay.
19:35 <steven_> pong this is for you
19:36 <steven_> http://imgur.com/gallery/aqeQ2zL
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27:04 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> was that poo
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28:10 <steven_> hi thirsty
28:23 <steven_> <thirsty> you watch it cunt
28:23 <steven_> <thirsty> steven fucken dorks
28:24 <steven_> <thirsty> im gonna behead you cunt
28:26 <steven_> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
28:33 <thirsty> ??
30:10 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> op pong
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30:25 <thirsty> `op pong
34:19 <damian> show the hydro steven
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45:19 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pooes
46:28 <Lumeah> hi [[[[[pong]]]]]
46:38 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiii
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46:50 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oa amelia amelia
49:49 <steven_> nuh its still in construction
49:50 <steven_> :P
50:18 <steven_> amelia
50:32 <steven_> spicy texas chicken burger
50:55 <thirsty> melies
50:56 <amelia> i ain't goin hillarys I'll get whisked away in a tornado
51:01 <steven_> yeh ey
51:01 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong hungry
51:05 <steven_> i was going to go tonight
51:12 <amelia> not even a chicken burger can get me down there
51:14 <steven_> but tommorow will be warmer!
51:19 <amelia> yah fook that
51:25 <steven_> maybe alfreds tonight
51:26 <steven_> haha
51:28 <amelia> freezing so close to the ocean
51:42 <thirsty> fish n chip
51:49 <amelia> alfreds got soup
52:00 <steven_> pee n ham
52:03 <amelia> pee
52:05 <amelia> bwahahaha
52:09 <steven_> mwhahaaha
52:47 <thirsty> i be swingin like a 1 man clan
53:02 <amelia> drop a burger off in ma letterbox
53:07 <steven_> ha ha !
53:11 <thirsty> heheehehhehe
53:23 <thirsty> put a bun in her oven
53:31 <steven_> KEKEEKEKEKE
53:34 <amelia> kunnybunny more gorgeous pics tonight?
53:39 <thirsty> negative
53:43 <amelia> but why
53:49 <thirsty> 2 scattered
53:51 <amelia> you are the worst boyfriend ever
53:56 <steven_> kunny had a hard day on skype
54:02 <amelia> oh dear
54:11 <amelia> wot happened :(
54:21 <thirsty> he tried showing me pics of his penis
54:25 <steven_> ahahahahahahaha
54:45 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong make pee and poo soup in big mixing bowl
54:46 <amelia> why weren't you appreciative of this
54:55 <thirsty> ewww
55:06 <thirsty> hes a dork
55:14 <amelia> did he flop it out and hit the webcam wif it
55:21 <thirsty> yes
55:26 <thirsty> correct
55:29 <amelia> good gracious me
56:52 <thirsty> want 2 watch aladdin wif me?¿
56:56 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who want cam??
57:09 <amelia> a hundred bad guys wif sWords
57:32 <amelia> holy shit my friend recently became single and got freakin hot
57:49 <thirsty> he or she
57:54 <thirsty> pics of her bum
57:57 <thirsty> pls
58:13 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> will she date pong
58:18 <amelia> she
58:52 <thirsty> im thirsty for sometihng wet
59:04 <amelia> i suggest water
59:22 <damian> http://i.imgur.com/8g8GIsZ.png
59:24 <damian> something like this?
59:40 <thirsty> melies vagina's can get wet
59:51 <amelia> jeezus wotdahexagon is that creature from hell
00:19 <thirsty> i fink thats a sloth
01:48 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y do so many ppl go into pooland now
02:16 * thirsty throws a playstation at amelia
02:32 <thirsty> take a foto of 1 of your bra's melies :P
02:54 <amelia> i would love for you to throw a ps4 my way
03:19 <thirsty> nar
03:21 <thirsty> my ps4
03:22 <thirsty> ;p~
03:40 <amelia> that's ok i dun want a pedo ps4
03:53 <thirsty> do so
04:05 <amelia> you know me so well
04:21 <thirsty> wish i knew u a lil more ;)~
04:25 <thirsty> lolololol
05:05 <amelia> you're cooked m8
05:19 <thirsty> pardon
06:16 <thirsty> must be time for our hug n kiss melies
06:36 <amelia> not yet kunnybunny i letchu know when ok
06:43 <Glenn> :)
06:51 <thirsty> glennoooooooooooo
07:34 <thirsty> (19:07)  The 8-Ball's answer to is melies taking the piss out koondiver? is: "Outlook good."
07:43 <thirsty> hmmz
07:45 <thirsty> -,-
08:25 <amelia> no i wouldn't do that to you
08:27 <amelia> :)
08:50 * thirsty slaps amelia around with a Riemann rearrangement theorem
09:11 <Lumeah> wtf
09:23 <thirsty> lumiezzzz
09:30 * thirsty hide
10:10 <Lumeah> hehe hi thirsty
10:45 <thirsty> ello hunny caeks
11:21 <Lumeah> hello thirsty
11:36 <thirsty> rub u
16:35 <thirsty> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edy1eUuAZ88
16:40 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac & Dramacydal - Enemies With Me (D-Ace Remix) (Jun 16, 2014) Length: 4:35 - Category: Music - 8,379 views views - 83 likes (98.8%), 1 dislikes (1.2%)
22:52 <thirsty> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0h4r98ZR4Q
22:56 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac & Snoop Dogg - Street Life (D-Ace Remix) (May 29, 2014) Length: 3:29 - Category: Music - 9,957 views views - 131 likes (99.2%), 1 dislikes (0.8%)
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24:35 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h nate
24:39 <thirsty> real badboy killers leave the gats smokin
25:52 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> nate u want rub bums
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30:26 <thirsty> amelia
30:31 <thirsty> time yet? :|
31:05 <amelia> not yet babez
31:43 <thirsty> how long pls
32:15 * [[[[[pong]]]]] is on a chubby...
32:24 <thirsty> lolzz
32:27 <amelia> jus be patient ok
32:40 <thirsty> i cannot b patient
32:55 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> can u show pong
32:57 <thirsty> u are de queen of heartz
34:26 Quit: [[[[[pong]]]]] ([email protected]) Quit:
35:12 * thirsty sends hordes of lemmings over amelia
44:20 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Connection closed
45:57 <thirsty> meliesss
46:02 <thirsty> wat doinnn
46:09 <amelia> not yet
47:17 <thirsty> ffs
48:15 <amelia> oi you better calm down
49:35 <thirsty> okies
49:44 <thirsty> calm as a cucumber
50:29 <JackTheRipper> President_Trump: * You were kicked from #sydney by ChanOP ([Jules] fuck off!!!)
50:34 <JackTheRipper> thirsty join #sydney
50:40 <JackTheRipper> ask Jules to cook you some chips
50:50 <thirsty> dont underestimate the power of a fiend
50:59 <amelia> I have a bone to pick with you JackTheRipper
51:45 <thirsty> lolz
51:49 <steven_> im going iceskating
51:51 <steven_> looool
51:55 <thirsty> which 1
52:05 <thirsty> which bone melies
52:45 <thirsty> i got a bone u can pick with me D:
53:05 <steven_> its a chicken bone
53:44 <thirsty> knock you out
53:57 <steven_> in you're wildest dreams
54:22 <thirsty> put 6 on ya chin in 2
54:33 <steven_> you're unfit
54:39 <thirsty> bullshit
54:43 <steven_> you're a slob
54:53 <thirsty> im a young sylvester stallone
54:56 <amelia> SLoB
54:58 <steven_> haha
55:04 <thirsty> ?
55:54 <steven_> back later
56:08 <thirsty> ice skating
56:12 <thirsty> with kickett?
56:13 <thirsty> lmaoooo
56:17 <steven_> yeah babes
56:19 <steven_> you jelly?
56:22 <thirsty> hope u go for a face slide
56:28 <steven_> i hope i do aswell
56:41 <steven_> i havnt done this for a long time
57:07 <thirsty> ice skating is full on dorky
57:28 <amelia> ice skating you pick up straight away
57:31 <steven_> thanks for your input
57:40 <amelia> you goin mirrabooka
57:43 <steven_> ya
57:49 <steven_> wanted to go to malaga
57:57 <steven_> its like a 5 minute drive
58:14 <amelia> i play vball there
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58:28 <steven_> malaga?
58:29 <amelia> too frickin cold for ice skating
58:32 <amelia> yah malaga
58:39 <steven_> i never been there
59:26 <JackTheRipper> What did I do?
59:34 <JackTheRipper> (this time)
59:49 <steven_> brock or hunt
59:54 <amelia> who the fuck is jessica??????
59:58 <thirsty> you dont wanna die i dont wanna have too kill ya
00:07 <JackTheRipper> hahahaha
00:59 <JackTheRipper> Have you seen the website amelia?
01:08 <JackTheRipper> steven_ brock looked pretty jacked at the weigh ins
01:10 <JackTheRipper> but Hunt
01:17 <amelia> yes they exposed you to me
01:22 <amelia> the real you
01:33 <JackTheRipper> lol yes
01:34 <amelia> you hid this from me
01:37 <JackTheRipper> Matt The Scientist
01:42 <amelia> bwahahahahahhaa
01:42 <JackTheRipper> I have
01:45 <JackTheRipper> I am so sorry
01:49 <steven_> Matt MAyo Robertson
01:51 <steven_> lololol
01:56 <JackTheRipper> I should have shared this all
01:58 <JackTheRipper> Yes
02:05 <JackTheRipper> Matt TheMayo Robertson
02:06 <amelia> exposed
02:20 <JackTheRipper> I done real good
02:26 <steven_> STEAK BURGER WITH THE LOT
02:37 <amelia> why do they think thats you and why they think your name is matt and why they think that pic is you
02:50 <amelia> the person on that site talks like tisk
02:52 <thirsty> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c73aeQoBMy4
02:56 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - If They Love Their Kids (D-Ace Remix) (Feb 21, 2015) Length: 3:27 - Category: Music - 12,565 views views - likes (97.6%), 5 dislikes (2.4%)
03:00 <thirsty> this one is d b0mb
03:05 <JackTheRipper> Well, it's a long story
03:05 <JackTheRipper> lol
03:41 <amelia> i swear to gosh you better not invite jessica to the wedding
03:47 <amelia> this is bullshit
04:24 <JackTheRipper> The guy who did the catfish, his name is Roberto. I pretend I'm Matt to Roberto. So he went and told johninja and friends that I'm Matt, and in reality they know I'm not Matt, but they like to think I am if you know what I mean?
04:28 <JackTheRipper> It's more fun for them to think that
04:34 <thirsty> lmaoooooooo
04:36 <JackTheRipper> Jessica will be a bridesmaid I'm sorry
04:38 <thirsty> itsaaaaa meeeeeeeee
04:40 <thirsty> RoBeRTo~
04:42 <thirsty> lololoolol
04:45 <JackTheRipper> LOOOLL
04:46 <JackTheRipper> yes
04:46 <JackTheRipper> him
04:57 <amelia> ahahhahahhahaha
05:07 <amelia> i see i see
05:36 <JackTheRipper> I helped Roberto with that, I set up a fake msn for him to do his work, but he went so damn far lol
05:40 <JackTheRipper> its pretty funny though
05:45 * thirsty throws a keyboard at amelia
05:48 * thirsty slaps amelia around with a pink Macintosh
06:00 <amelia> so that is you talkin to him
06:06 <JackTheRipper> oh no lol
06:09 <JackTheRipper> I started it
06:10 <amelia> but thats you pretending to be matt?
06:17 <JackTheRipper> But then I have Roberto the msn
06:18 <JackTheRipper> no
06:23 <JackTheRipper> thats a real person
06:25 <JackTheRipper> Matt
06:30 <amelia> ohhhhh
06:33 <JackTheRipper> That is Matts pic too
06:54 <thirsty> melies
06:57 <thirsty> is time yet ffs
07:00 <JackTheRipper> Matt has like some sort of personality disorder, I used to talk to him sometimes.
07:07 <amelia> not yet kunnybunny
07:16 <amelia> you bully J
07:30 <amelia> is dis how you & pliv became so tight
07:47 <JackTheRipper> This is happened way before I met plivent
07:53 <JackTheRipper> haha and yes
07:57 <JackTheRipper> we are bullies
08:10 <amelia> haha
08:28 <JackTheRipper> I relate to plivent so well, because we like the same music, movies, he used to skate and surf
08:31 <thirsty> ()_()
08:33 <thirsty> (o.o)
08:34 <thirsty> (''')(''')
08:36 <thirsty> for melies
08:38 <JackTheRipper> So I can relate to him with all that stuff
08:39 <thirsty> bunny bunny
09:09 <amelia> oh yes you and pliv have a lot to discuss i see
09:17 <JackTheRipper> We do indeed
09:24 <amelia> thanks kunnybunny thats beautiful i love it
10:14 * thirsty sends the seven plagues of Egypt to amelia
11:33 <JackTheRipper> steven_ did you watch either of the ufc cards from today and yesterday?
12:05 <JackTheRipper> I wanted Claudia to kick Joannas ass. But I'm glad Alvarez ko'd Frankenstein Dos Anjos
14:37 <JackTheRipper> http://17r1l63fshd52dy9yakdizhkog.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Claudia-Gadelha-645x370.jpg
14:41 <JackTheRipper> Do you guys thinks she's hot?
14:52 <JackTheRipper> Everyone says she looks like a guy, but I think she's very pretty
14:58 <Lumeah> yeah
15:21 <Lumeah> little masculine
15:53 <JackTheRipper> Her personality is very cool I think that helps.
16:04 <JackTheRipper> Guess she has to be somewhat masculine being a fighter
18:56 <thirsty> melies
18:58 <thirsty> time yet :\
19:43 <Lumeah> cool
19:57 <thirsty> lumiesss
20:10 <Lumeah> well i like girly men so that's cool
20:13 <Lumeah> yes?
20:52 <amelia> she pretty, cant really see her body
21:05 <thirsty> melies n lumies
21:08 <thirsty> group hug
22:00 <Lumeah> ok
22:14 <thirsty> u in melia
22:27 <amelia> no
22:34 * thirsty beautifies amelia with some knuckle duster imprints
22:48 <Lumeah> whys
23:07 <amelia> cos i dun like to hug soz
23:14 <thirsty> ohhhh
23:20 <thirsty> group KISS
23:23 <thirsty> !!!!
23:32 <amelia> no i busy ok
23:41 <thirsty> ???????
24:21 <Lumeah> ok
24:55 <thirsty> pm lumes ;)
26:23 <thirsty> pm lumes ;)
31:19 <Kelevra> pm your mum
31:43 <Kelevra> Joel is a faggot
31:45 <Lumeah> :p~~~~~
31:46 <Kelevra> Junkie loser
31:50 <Kelevra> Scum on society
32:47 <Lumeah> nicer than u Kelevra
32:55 <Kelevra> Fuck off slut
33:01 <Kelevra> You rooted Pieter
33:06 <Lumeah> hahahaha
33:10 <Lumeah> u dum fuck
33:14 <Kelevra> Fucking loser.
33:17 <Lumeah> seriously stupid
33:26 <Lumeah> still believe lies
33:31 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL @ Kelevra
33:43 <Kelevra> MAY MAY MAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
33:43 <Lumeah> guess u can't cope with believing bullshit
34:19 <Kelevra> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ JackTheRipper
35:09 <Kelevra> PiSsSsSsSsSsSsSsSs
42:27 <JackTheRipper> PiSsSsSsSsSs
43:58 <thirsty> lmaooooooooooo
44:00 <thirsty> bitch niggers
45:26 <Kelevra> Lumeah is funny
45:44 <thirsty> lumeah is mine o mine
46:09 <Kelevra> that's great news
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52:53 <Lumeah> no.. im telling u the truth.
53:14 <Lumeah> what's funny is u believe utter crap
53:18 <Lumeah> still!
57:51 Kick: Kelevra was kicked by Lumeah (Lumeah)
59:41 Join: DoC ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
03:05 <JackTheRipper> DoC, Brock fights tomorrow
05:31 Join: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
05:43 Quit: slinky_J ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
05:56 <WhoMadeWho> dung denting pelican porker
06:06 <WhoMadeWho> shit eating camel merchant
06:26 <WhoMadeWho> dick greasing pole rider
06:41 <WhoMadeWho> cum gargling poo parrot
06:55 <WhoMadeWho> donut hole puncher
07:22 <WhoMadeWho> fart smelling granny fucker
07:49 Part: WhoMadeWho ([email protected]) from #nerdhacks
16:13 <President_Trump> loollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll @ JackTheRipper being EXPOSED by johninja and serenity pig
19:56 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLL
20:20 <JackTheRipper> I think WhoMadeWho was here for my benfit
20:54 <JackTheRipper> President_Trump, Serenity has been talking about her weight again
21:23 <President_Trump> what else would she be talking about?
21:38 <JackTheRipper> Well
21:41 <JackTheRipper> since you asked
21:42 <JackTheRipper> <@Serenity> people who have pb on toast with no butter are also massive shit cunts
21:57 <JackTheRipper> I am officially a SHIT CUNT
24:47 <JackTheRipper> <@Serenity> i love cream so much i havent had it for so long
24:47 <JackTheRipper> <katatonic_kate01> yep! LOL
25:13 <JackTheRipper> <@Serenity> but dont let mayo know i said that cause you know IM TALKING ABOUT WEIGHT LOSS AGAIN GUYS
25:18 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*Lumeah4@*.the.kraken
25:18 Kick: Lumeah was kicked by ChanOP ((Blitzkrieg) FUCK OFF SLUT)
25:35 Join: Kelevra ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
25:35 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Kelevra
25:43 <grem> lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllolllllll
26:38 <JackTheRipper> <@Serenity> im like.. ive lost 50kg dude ill talk about what ever the fuck i want to do with that
27:04 <grem> 500 to go
27:10 <JackTheRipper> rofl
27:27 <JackTheRipper> She's an okay person, you just can't have an opinion that isn't the same as hers
28:36 <Kelevra> lol
28:41 <Kelevra> okay, if you say so
28:56 <JackTheRipper> You think otherwise, Kelevra?
29:10 <Kelevra> Personally I don't know of Lumeah
29:28 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
29:43 Join: slinky_J ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
29:49 <President_Trump> slinky_J!!!!!!!
30:01 <Kelevra> the boys are back in town
30:11 <JackTheRipper> She's starting to make things up now
30:12 <JackTheRipper> <@Serenity> like the other day when hes like 'show us a full body pic' and i said no
32:39 <amelia> i think she sometimes confuses you with pliv
32:48 <amelia> cos pliv always asks for full body pic
33:10 Join: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
33:10 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blitzkrieg
33:24 <JackTheRipper> Sometimes I come online and see 'myself' abusing them
33:27 <JackTheRipper> its pretty funny
33:38 <Blitzkrieg> Talented
34:03 <amelia> I got told off
34:39 <Blitzkrieg> For?
35:20 <amelia> being a 'mayoassociate'
35:26 <amelia> it was actually pretty funny
35:29 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
35:32 <JackTheRipper> excellent
35:32 <Blitzkrieg> Hahaha by who?
35:51 <amelia> haha i don't have a problem with the melbourne peeps
36:11 <amelia> but i do also like the shit stirring aspect, its jus amusing
36:37 <JackTheRipper> Looks like we have ourselves a fence sitter peeps
36:38 <JackTheRipper> jk
36:41 <amelia> ahahahahaha
36:42 <JackTheRipper> it is very funny
37:30 <Kelevra> I think most of the melbourne ops aren't even from melbourne tbh
37:32 <JackTheRipper> I saw johninja saying last week "amelia hangs out in #nerdhacks with the mayo trolls"
37:33 <JackTheRipper> etc
37:36 <Kelevra> that's the funniest part..
37:41 <JackTheRipper> ah
37:41 <amelia> they always say it
37:46 <JackTheRipper> its the #1 chan
37:50 <Blitzkrieg> Johninja is a junkie loser
37:54 <Blitzkrieg> His opinion doesn't count
38:01 <JackTheRipper> lol once he gets going
38:03 <Kelevra> johninja the pleb
38:04 <JackTheRipper> he is so funny
38:13 <amelia> they don't realise i was in here before you & pliv started joining
38:15 <Blitzkrieg> He's pond scum man
38:20 <JackTheRipper> yes
38:22 <JackTheRipper> an original
38:23 <amelia> i get called a spy haha
38:28 <Blitzkrieg> I've got more respect for the shits I take
38:36 <Blitzkrieg> amelia the spy
38:40 <amelia> ahahahahaahahhaa
38:41 <Kelevra> spai
39:12 <amelia> IRC jus makes me laff is all
39:23 <Kelevra> doesn't it do wonders
39:27 <JackTheRipper> johninja was telling me he loves the smell of 'fresh cut corn' in the morning, I swear he was trolling me. I couldnt stop laughing
39:36 <amelia> ahahahahahhahahahaa
39:44 <amelia> pliv used to make me laff with his trolling
39:50 <amelia> now hes not so funny
39:57 <Kelevra> to my knowledge he loves the fresh smell of his toe nail clippings in the morning
39:59 <amelia> but still drops a pearler every now & then
40:03 <President_Trump> amelia and serenity are good friends
40:13 <Glenn> ?
40:18 <amelia> he's jus too aggressive
40:21 <JackTheRipper> Then he went onto to tell me "I dont work or leave home because im a man of leisure Matty" again I couldnt stop laughing.
40:24 <amelia> and it takes away the funny
40:35 <amelia> i got no issue with serenity
40:43 <President_Trump> you look up to her
40:43 <amelia> shes harmless
40:49 <Kelevra> JackTheRipper you'll oneday wet yourself..
40:59 <Kelevra> what's to look up President_Trump?
41:00 <President_Trump> Kelevra where is darren sleeping tonight?
41:03 <Blitzkrieg> [21:39:57] <JackTheRipper> Then he went onto to tell me "I dont work or leave home because im a man of leisure Matty" again I couldnt stop laughing.
41:05 <Blitzkrieg> LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
41:07 <Blitzkrieg> Enough said
41:22 <Kelevra> Where are you sleeping tonight President_Trump?
42:02 <Blitzkrieg> In the dog house
42:08 <Blitzkrieg> As usual
42:13 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
42:19 <President_Trump> ??
42:28 <amelia> under babygirls bed
42:34 <Kelevra> so josh isn't dead
42:41 <amelia> creepin thru window and hiding there
42:47 <Kelevra> President_Trump you should be abit pleased
42:49 <amelia> why did you meet slinky
43:06 <Kelevra> I needed a gram of weed and was about 21
43:13 <amelia> were you two planning on being lovers
43:15 <President_Trump> Kelevra went to lots of slinky's parties
43:23 <amelia> did you kiss passionately?
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43:26 <JackTheRipper> yes
43:29 <Kelevra> nah I was engaged to his friend
43:32 <JackTheRipper> Kangaroo Islan
43:33 <JackTheRipper> d
43:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h SoupNazi
43:45 <Blitzkrieg> lol babygirl
43:47 <JackTheRipper> Hanging with Mew and co
43:48 <Kelevra> ellie and ben live on kangaroo island
43:48 <Blitzkrieg> Is she still alive?
43:59 <Kelevra> nah I don't like ellie..
44:00 <amelia> are all your friends from IRC
44:07 <Kelevra> she's abit tad of a bitch cunt
44:09 <President_Trump> tell us about the gay asian guy slinky_J put down and tried to rape
44:21 <JackTheRipper> Mew is pretty, but a shit person
44:30 <Kelevra> he didn't try to rape him, he threw him down
44:34 <amelia> did slinky_J haf hair back then?
44:34 <Blitzkrieg> She's the one with the fat tits, yes?
44:38 <Kelevra> pretty?
44:44 <amelia> i don't think she's pretty
44:46 * Kelevra dry reaches
44:55 <JackTheRipper> i dont even like big boobs
44:57 <JackTheRipper> really?
44:59 <JackTheRipper> No good?
45:07 <amelia> i don't think so
45:16 <Blitzkrieg> I recall someone showing me fat tits and claiming they were Mews
45:17 <Kelevra> she's so fkd up beyond her looks and not pretty at all
45:18 <JackTheRipper> The photo she showed me she looked pretty, maybe it wasnt even her
45:21 <JackTheRipper> who knows
45:22 <Kelevra> says alot
45:24 <amelia> but you seem to be quite forgiving when it comes to looks
45:35 <JackTheRipper> I have a weird taste
46:25 <amelia> where is kelevras pics
46:30 <amelia> is her name Lee
46:32 <amelia> or Mel
46:37 <amelia> or are they the same person
46:38 <Kelevra> nah my name is Melanie
46:50 <Kelevra> lee is my ex housemate and twice my size
46:58 <Kelevra> joel fucked her
47:00 <Blitzkrieg> If not, more
47:06 <amelia> oh dear
47:14 <amelia> Blitz do you know her
47:16 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOLLLL
47:22 <Blitzkrieg> Who?
47:25 <JackTheRipper> tell us more stories Kelevra
47:28 <amelia> do you guys kiss passionately?
47:30 <JackTheRipper> all of them
47:31 <amelia> Mel
47:38 <Kelevra> he's at my house now
47:38 <Blitzkrieg> I'm at Mels atm lol
47:40 <Kelevra> LOL
47:42 <President_Trump> blitz would like to kiss passionately
47:50 <amelia> why are you guys on IRC
47:52 <amelia> dorks
48:06 <Blitzkrieg> We're cool cats
48:15 <Kelevra> well we spent a good portion of today talking and drinking
48:18 <amelia> is that the equivalent of sitting on your phone talking to other peeps when in someone elses company
48:18 <Kelevra> why not be on irc
48:18 <President_Trump> what did darren mean when he said he had put in place solid foundations and tonight he was going to 'get his'
48:20 <Blitzkrieg> Yes
48:22 <Kelevra> I have laptops
48:31 <Blitzkrieg> President_Trump, don't be retarded
48:37 <Blitzkrieg> I don't fuck every girl I meet
48:43 <Blitzkrieg> Contrary to popular belief
48:46 <amelia> jus the crazy fat ones
48:53 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahahah
48:55 <President_Trump> i dont think that is popular belief lololllllllllllllllllllll
49:08 <Kelevra> amelia why do you have a bee in your bonnet about this?
49:16 <amelia> about wot exactly
49:21 <President_Trump> amelia is a very cold person
49:24 <amelia> fat crazy girls or being on IRC?
49:35 <President_Trump> she cant handle other females in nerdhacks
49:41 <Kelevra> well I'm not fat so of course the irc..
49:51 <amelia> trump is a dirty ranga with yellow teeth and a filthy husky voice
49:59 <amelia> no i like Sharni & Emma
50:09 <amelia> I jus didn't like jenn
50:10 <Blitzkrieg> Who impersonates Ronald McDonald on weekends
50:15 <President_Trump> u need to like Kelevra she is irc royalty
50:23 <Kelevra> I love husky voices, always I'm asked if I'm a tranny, it's refreshing..
50:34 <amelia> cos of looks or voice
50:43 <Kelevra> voice and attitude
50:50 <amelia> Caitlyn
51:21 <Kelevra> I look like a lady and am one
51:27 <Kelevra> two babies yo
51:31 <Kelevra> boom
51:38 <amelia> how old are you
51:44 <Kelevra> 30
51:46 <Kelevra> :)
51:47 <amelia> Sharni has two babies too
51:53 <amelia> you guys should make fwends
51:56 <Kelevra> I'm not sure who that is
52:02 <amelia> I have 0 babies cos no one wanna haf sex @ me
52:06 <Kelevra> fwends? what are you 2?
52:18 <Kelevra> haf?
52:18 <Blitzkrieg> amelia, slinky_J will
52:23 <Kelevra> my gosh
52:26 <amelia> or it might be because i don't fuck losers from IRC
52:31 <Kelevra> lady friend please
52:33 <amelia> i think its ded option 2
52:36 <amelia> def
52:42 <Kelevra> ded
52:43 <President_Trump> slinky_J will serenade you with poems
52:49 <Kelevra> yeah he will
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52:52 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
53:03 <Kelevra> he'd stick his dick in a light socket if he could reach it
53:11 <Kelevra> electric avenue!!!
53:16 <amelia> are both your kids daddies from IRC
53:18 <Blitzkrieg> The dick of socket?
53:22 <Blitzkrieg> Or*
53:40 <amelia> be honest
53:42 <Kelevra> lol I just imagined a t-rex trying to wank
53:44 <Kelevra> hahahahaha
54:20 <Kelevra> oh yes both of my babies fathers are from irc
54:27 <Kelevra> I'm not ashamed
54:29 <amelia> oh, thats lovely
54:31 <amelia> :)
54:38 <Kelevra> Anth0ny and johninja
54:40 <Kelevra> :)
54:43 <amelia> no of course not, why would you be ashamed
54:51 <JackTheRipper> johninja is a loser
54:55 <amelia> tis a delightful way to meet people
55:00 <JackTheRipper> Kelevra is he paying child support
55:01 <JackTheRipper> ?
55:05 <Kelevra> dude I've done shit that wouldn't make satan cringe
55:18 <JackTheRipper> would you mean
55:22 <President_Trump> think ill get a coffee lols
55:24 <Kelevra> no one pays me child support
55:29 <Blitzkrieg> Junkies can't afford child support JackTheRipper
55:33 <amelia> i hate how sarcasm is so hard to deliver thru txt
55:36 <amelia> is he a junkie
55:44 <Blitzkrieg> So johninja has no hope
55:48 <Kelevra> who?
55:50 <amelia> john
56:01 <amelia> he doesn't act like the other junkies on here
56:07 <Kelevra> pothead but not a junkie, I wouldn't say junkie
56:22 <amelia> are you the one he finger banged wif a blood vag
56:29 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
56:33 <JackTheRipper> its not her
56:36 <amelia> o
56:41 <JackTheRipper> although
56:43 <JackTheRipper> he may have
56:46 <JackTheRipper> did he Kelevra?
56:53 <JackTheRipper> He might make a habit of it
56:55 <JackTheRipper> im not sure
56:56 <President_Trump> the joke of the melbourne pigs is to call everyone a junkie then 24 hours a day say stuff like this
56:57 <President_Trump> <katatonic_kate01> speaking of addiction, I could so eat a massive slice of vanilla cheese cake
56:58 <amelia> answer the question
57:27 <President_Trump> take a pic of darren holding the freddo frog cake
57:43 <amelia> freddo frog cake!!
57:49 <JackTheRipper> Kelevra why dont you hit these losers up for some $$$
57:59 <amelia> Darren where is your sister
58:11 <amelia> I like her better than this Kelevra
58:15 <President_Trump> Kelevra doesnt need to hit them up, she earns a little extra for herself at the Ambassedor
58:17 <amelia> can you swap them pls
00:21 <Kelevra> [21:55:42] <@amelia> are you the one he finger banged wif a blood vag
00:35 <Kelevra> nah that was that mandyjane girl who claimed he raped her
00:45 <President_Trump> piggyjane
00:47 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
00:55 <amelia> o otay thnx for confirming fwend
01:11 <JackTheRipper> I enjoy siding with mandyjane on this topic
01:25 <President_Trump> tisk was trying to get piggyjane pussy loolllllllllllllllllllll
01:30 <President_Trump> but he ended up with GOWCHI
01:32 <JackTheRipper> he was indeed
01:37 <Kelevra> she only did it cause he threatened to call dhs on her
01:54 <Kelevra> she was getting her child stoned by blowing bong smoke in her face
02:03 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
02:15 <JackTheRipper> Sounds like a made up story, something johninja would conjure up
02:25 <Kelevra> nah it's true sadly
02:34 <Kelevra> now she's a lesbian supposably
02:45 <JackTheRipper> that ship has sailed
03:29 <Kelevra> so's your mum
03:43 <amelia> Kelevra pic
03:47 <Kelevra> of?
03:57 <amelia> thyself
04:18 <Kelevra> why so you can put dicks on my face and call me the 'joker'?
04:29 <Kelevra> it's been done
04:30 <amelia> ok wot
04:42 <amelia> i don't know wot that means but no
04:45 <Kelevra> yes apparently I look like the joker
04:45 <President_Trump> we've all seen her pic she's stunning
05:01 <Kelevra> err thanks I guess.
05:23 <President_Trump> darren is pinching me some undies from her house tonight
05:31 <Kelevra> doubtful
05:32 <JackTheRipper> rofl
05:42 <Blitzkrieg> You wish
05:44 <Kelevra> my vibrator in my knicker draw does bite
06:49 <amelia> thnx for da pic Daz
06:56 <amelia> she got some srs eyebrows
07:04 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllll @ daz in for the amelia pedo
07:08 <Kelevra> lol
07:27 <Blitzkrieg> Pic?
07:41 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
07:48 <amelia> <3 fanks
07:54 <JackTheRipper> what the hell is going on here
08:06 <Blitzkrieg> No pix were sent from me
08:10 <JackTheRipper> Kelevra, what about that shit anthony?
08:15 <JackTheRipper> You dont speak to that loser, no?
08:15 <amelia> hahahahaa
08:28 <Kelevra> nah
08:32 <JackTheRipper> Good
08:37 <Kelevra> haven't spoken to him since 2013
08:44 <JackTheRipper> ahhh
08:49 <JackTheRipper> good year that one
08:52 <JackTheRipper> Very good
08:54 <Kelevra> he doesn't even come online cause of me :)
08:56 <JackTheRipper> No need for him
08:59 <JackTheRipper> Excellent
09:01 <amelia> what attracts you to these men Melanie?
09:02 <Kelevra> indeed
09:05 <JackTheRipper> scared him off did you?
09:13 <amelia> gosh do you put that on your résumé
09:19 <Kelevra> anthony had a silver tongue full of lies
09:29 <Kelevra> john claimed he was good upstanding man
09:37 <Kelevra> which was bullshit.
09:45 <amelia> were you perfect?
09:54 <Kelevra> close to it..
09:59 <Kelevra> still am.
09:59 <JackTheRipper> lol silver tongues
10:11 <amelia> wot would they say about you
10:29 <Kelevra> anthony would say 'she cleans too much'
10:42 <JackTheRipper> Kelevra, did johninja ever wear his crinckled up white business shirt whilst he was with you?
10:44 <Kelevra> john would say 'she doesn't want to fuck as much as I would like her to'
11:08 <Kelevra> nah he never wore business shirts around me
11:45 <JackTheRipper> anthony sounds worse than johninja
11:46 <amelia> jonfen is probably gonna come to my wedding soon, will he be bringing you as his +1?
11:59 <JackTheRipper> ooerrrr
12:00 <JackTheRipper> yes
12:03 <JackTheRipper> plus 1's
12:16 <Kelevra> nah
12:22 <Blitzkrieg> Wedding?
12:40 <amelia> yes Daz you can bring Kelz
12:46 <Blitzkrieg> lolol
12:51 <Blitzkrieg> Who you marrying?
12:53 <Blitzkrieg> Joel?
12:54 <JackTheRipper> I love taking people places, and calling them "plus 1"
13:07 <Blitzkrieg> Such a romantic JackTheRipper
13:39 <JackTheRipper> Oh no its not in a romantic way its like "c'mon plus one" *drags them along*
13:47 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahaha
13:48 <Kelevra> I've been a plus one at a greek wedding, it totally sucked
13:56 <JackTheRipper> ahhhhh
14:03 <JackTheRipper> sometimes being a plis one isnt the best
14:12 <JackTheRipper> plus* soz
14:19 <Kelevra> there wasn't even a free bar
14:24 <JackTheRipper> well there are many weddings happening
14:42 <JackTheRipper> perhaps we can add Blitzkrieg and Kelevra to the ever growing list
14:49 <amelia> shut up matty I'm trying to make friends here
15:03 <JackTheRipper> Sorry I am stealing your light
15:05 <JackTheRipper> please go ahead
15:09 <JackTheRipper> 'plus one'
15:11 <amelia> Kelevra wouls you wed Daz?
15:26 <Kelevra> I don't believe in marriage really
15:35 <amelia> Would you sleep with him?
15:37 <Kelevra> I was engaged once and it didn't work out
15:41 <amelia> (tonight)
15:55 <Kelevra> no, I don't sleep with anyone
16:05 <Kelevra> it makes babies
16:05 <amelia> ok pls only answer the questions I ask, i don't need your biography
16:08 <Kelevra> and they're gross
16:13 <amelia> only speak when spoken to
16:17 <Kelevra> nah
16:17 <amelia> capiche?
16:22 <Kelevra> I'll do my own thing
16:27 <Kelevra> :)
16:37 <amelia> ok so back to Daz
16:44 <Kelevra> okay reporter
16:58 <Blitzkrieg> m
17:00 <amelia> could you see yourself happy with a guy like him?
17:07 <amelia> nate says he has soft lips
17:11 <amelia> this is good, yes?
17:32 <Kelevra> who are you referring this question to?
17:41 <amelia> you re Daz
17:47 <amelia> DarlingDaz
17:58 <amelia> he has a nice smile
18:00 <Kelevra> lol he's laughing
18:15 <amelia> why is he laughing? This isn't a laughing matter Darren
18:58 <Kelevra> well he found it funny you were asking him that question
19:02 <amelia> Matty what is your scientific opinion on Melanie & Daz?
19:25 <amelia> DaRLiNGDaZZLiNGDaZZaH
19:37 <Blitzkrieg> lol I can't be friends with a female?
19:55 <Kelevra> how long have you been on irc amelia?
20:13 <amelia> about 2x months
20:18 <Kelevra> ahh
20:21 <amelia> do you wanna meet me?
20:31 <amelia> i will not get you pregnant tho
20:49 <Kelevra> well I've been on for a longtime and owned multiple successful channels.
21:02 <amelia> is that also on your resume
21:04 <Kelevra> Daz used to be an op of mine.
21:20 <amelia> you sound like a super successful person
21:34 <Kelevra> No I was stating it to be proud of it I'm just clarifying I've known him for a VERY long time
21:39 <Blitzkrieg> The good ol' days
21:39 <amelia> why are you lowering your successful standards to IRC dick?
21:57 <Kelevra> why's it all about dick with you?
22:00 <Kelevra> are you lonely?
22:12 <amelia> I wish i was lonely
22:14 <Kelevra> joels single
22:26 <Kelevra> he's not pretty though
22:32 <Kelevra> and not very nice
22:35 <amelia> leave kunnybunny out of this
22:38 <amelia> capiche?
22:45 <Kelevra> nah I'll do my own thing
22:52 <amelia> no
22:58 <Kelevra> nah
23:01 <Kelevra> :)
23:02 <amelia> Darren can you please punch her
23:09 <Kelevra> nah he doesn't hit girls
23:13 <amelia> she's starting to really boil my broccoli
23:21 <amelia> he will do as i say
23:28 <amelia> now stay still so he can punch u
23:35 <Kelevra> yum broccoli
23:41 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOLLLLLLl
23:41 <Kelevra> nah he won't
23:46 <Kelevra> :)
23:48 <amelia> cauliflower is better
23:54 <Blitzkrieg> I'm not punching her
23:57 <amelia> ffs
23:58 <Blitzkrieg> That's a Pollock job
23:58 <Kelevra> if you'd like to punch me that'd be fun
24:02 <Blitzkrieg> He loves belting women
24:10 <Kelevra> lol
24:21 <amelia> `ban Blitzkrieg fuckin useless
24:21 <Kelevra> cun pun
24:22 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*bass@*.back.of.your.mind
24:22 Kick: Blitzkrieg was kicked by ChanOP ((amelia) fuckin useless)
24:29 <amelia> he can think about wot he has done
24:32 <amelia> or failed to do
24:32 <Kelevra> aww
24:48 <amelia> `unban blitzkrieg
24:48 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*bass@*.back.of.your.mind
24:49 Join: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
24:53 <JackTheRipper> How long is blitz in the sin bin for?
24:57 <JackTheRipper> oh
24:59 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blitzkrieg
25:00 <Blitzkrieg> amelia
25:02 <Blitzkrieg> Tsk tsk
25:03 <amelia> i am quick @ forgiving
25:15 <Blitzkrieg> That's your inner nutjob coming out
25:15 <amelia> i forgive you Darren jus don't do it again
25:16 <Blitzkrieg> x0x
25:20 <amelia> capiche?
25:30 <amelia> I'm actually super bored
25:31 <Blitzkrieg> non capiche ma fungul
25:31 <amelia> haha
25:59 <amelia> but mostly upset cos you wouldn't punch her perfect eyebrows off her head
28:29 <Kelevra> perfect eyebrows?
28:38 <Kelevra> whose fkn picture are you looking @?
28:50 <JackTheRipper> Mels, how do you survive with no parenting payments
29:01 <Kelevra> I budget really well
29:21 <JackTheRipper> Rent is not a killer for you?
29:37 <Kelevra> not really
30:05 <Kelevra> it'd be easier if it were cheaper but I like my security system
30:47 <JackTheRipper> It was for me this month, my lord... I got all these emails from places like DC Shoes, surfstitch, citybeach, end of financial year sales.. I'm like "yes, post all of these to me"
30:48 <JackTheRipper> oh
31:05 <JackTheRipper> You live in one of those 'better' apartments in franga?
31:31 <Kelevra> I suppose you could call it that type of establishment
32:13 <JackTheRipper> You need security in South East now with APEX on the prowl
32:42 <Kelevra> eh I grew up in springvale south, I'm not phased by fame whore gangs
32:58 <Kelevra> I've seen it all
33:16 <JackTheRipper> I do enjoy the way the Islander 23 gang are standing up to them though
33:33 <JackTheRipper> I work with heaps of Maoris, I shall use them as my plus 1's
33:49 <Kelevra> If you say so
36:11 <amelia> Kelevra is Ja Rule your favourite musician?
37:29 <Kelevra> nah
37:41 <Kelevra> personally I dislike his style
37:46 <Kelevra> is he yours?
38:11 <amelia> I ask the questions around here, ok?
38:13 <amelia> good
38:20 <Kelevra> nah
38:22 <Blitzkrieg> Power abuse
38:37 <Kelevra> bad amelia is a bad 'fwend'
38:41 <JackTheRipper> What kind of music do you like Kelevra?
38:46 <Blitzkrieg> This is why you don't give women power :P
38:50 <amelia> Blitz do you need some more time out?
39:09 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahahaha
39:12 <amelia> think about your actions
39:13 <Blitzkrieg> Enough said
39:18 <JackTheRipper> Blitzkrieg have you started doing uber things yet?
39:20 <Kelevra> I like all sorts of music, depends on my mood in all honesty
39:27 <Blitzkrieg> JackTheRipper, I did it and stopped
39:29 <amelia> when i need you to punch someone, jus fuckin punch em ok
39:31 <JackTheRipper> I caught an 'uber' out of a bad sitch a few weeks ago
39:34 <Blitzkrieg> Took too much of a toll on my car
39:42 <JackTheRipper> yes
39:47 <JackTheRipper> more servicing
39:49 <Kelevra> amelia you need a hard root or a cold bath..
39:55 <Blitzkrieg> Went from running perfect to fucked shocks in 2 weeks
39:59 <Kelevra> maybe a nice warm cup of 'stfu'
40:02 <JackTheRipper> haha
40:06 <amelia> its winter why do i need a cold bath
40:10 <amelia> that's stupid
40:21 <JackTheRipper> fucked shocks isnt a big issue, still needs attention i guess
40:25 <Kelevra> too calm down
40:28 <Blitzkrieg> It thumps
40:29 <Kelevra> it's relaxing
40:31 <amelia> too
40:31 <JackTheRipper> oh
40:33 <Blitzkrieg> Annoying
40:36 <Blitzkrieg> lol
40:40 <Kelevra> too
40:43 <Kelevra> tree
40:44 <amelia> warm bath would be more relaxing
40:45 <Kelevra> fore
41:11 <Kelevra> well get one of those bath balls and let it fizzle up against your cootch
41:13 <Kelevra> :)
41:15 <amelia> i don't see how a cold bath would relax someone in the middle of winter?
41:28 <amelia> have you & DarlingDaz been on the pipe?
41:42 <amelia> and don't fuckin lie to me ok
41:43 <Kelevra> no.
41:48 <Blitzkrieg> Hell no
42:00 <Kelevra> well cold baths from where I come from chill a fkn person out
42:01 <JackTheRipper> I went to my friends house "Only a few peeps, a few drinks and chill.." Next thing everyones eyes were very large and they were fighting, I went out the front and used my uber app
42:05 <JackTheRipper> very useful
42:27 <amelia> well done matty on getting yourself out of a very dangerous situation
42:28 <Blitzkrieg> Nice
42:38 <JackTheRipper> I owe it to uber
42:38 <amelia> top effort
42:42 <Kelevra> makes a female dog stop being a bitch if you get my drift..
42:50 <JackTheRipper> uber served me very well
43:08 <amelia> why am i a bitch?
43:17 <amelia> all i did was ask if you like Ja Rule
43:27 <amelia> i was being friendly
43:27 <Kelevra> Well you seem so hitlerish
43:29 <Blitzkrieg> People loved me when I did Uber
43:36 <Kelevra> capiche
43:43 <amelia> are you making fun of my moustache
43:44 <JackTheRipper> Blitzkrieg its quicker and cheaper
43:44 <Blitzkrieg> But I don't want to put my poor car thru it
43:47 <amelia> how dare you
43:55 <amelia> apologise @ me
43:55 <JackTheRipper> and like i could see on my app, where all the uber peeps where at
43:56 <Kelevra> just shave or bleach it
43:57 <JackTheRipper> im like
43:59 <Kelevra> problem over
43:59 <amelia> this instant
44:03 <JackTheRipper> "he's close'
44:07 <amelia> nah i get it threaded
44:08 <JackTheRipper> picked him
44:10 <JackTheRipper> and there he was
44:13 <JackTheRipper> my saviour
44:15 <Blitzkrieg> You can pick the car?
44:22 <Blitzkrieg> I've only ever used the driver app
44:26 <JackTheRipper> Well there was a map
44:32 <JackTheRipper> and it showed where uber peeps are
44:49 <Kelevra> there's veet and nair at the shops if you don't get hit by a car on your way there looking like bigfoot
44:55 <JackTheRipper> Lots of uber peeps around Seaford, Frankston, Carrum Down
44:56 <JackTheRipper> s
45:08 <amelia> i wouldn't use that shit from shops
45:12 <amelia> threading works fine
45:19 <Blitzkrieg> Uber is good cuz you don't carry cash
45:19 <Kelevra> yeah I burnt my asshole once
45:24 <Blitzkrieg> So robbing is pretty useless
45:30 <JackTheRipper> LOOOLLLLLLLLL
45:34 <amelia> why not jus wax your asshole
45:40 <Kelevra> nah
45:42 <JackTheRipper> yeah true that Blitzkrieg
45:47 <Blitzkrieg> I just kept my keycard if I needed fuel
45:50 <Blitzkrieg> Or food
45:52 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
45:59 Join: Lumeah2 ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
46:01 <amelia> Darren will shave your butt for you
46:04 <President_Trump> Kelevra is part of nerdhacks now
46:06 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOLLLLLL
46:06 <Kelevra> wb Lumeah2
46:06 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
46:09 <JackTheRipper> who has a hairy ass?
46:12 <Blitzkrieg> Speaking of sluts
46:13 <Blitzkrieg> Wb Lumeah2
46:15 <amelia> Darren send me another pic of Melanie please
46:18 <JackTheRipper> LOOOLLLLL
46:22 <Kelevra> everyone has asshole pubes
46:22 <JackTheRipper> Mels
46:26 <Blitzkrieg> I never even sent a first one
46:31 <amelia> yes you did
46:38 <Blitzkrieg> Bullshit
46:38 <Kelevra> I care enough to free them of my body
46:43 <amelia> i saw her eyebrows
46:46 <JackTheRipper> Mels, tell us of your experiences with uber please.
46:47 <Kelevra> it's polite
46:53 <Blitzkrieg> arsehole pubes...
46:54 <Blitzkrieg> Erotic
46:59 <Kelevra> never been in an uber car
47:01 <amelia> it was a very close up pic, why are you lying about this?
47:16 <Kelevra> what eyebrows?
47:35 <amelia> your eyebrows
47:36 <JackTheRipper> Mels, how often do you pluck?
47:52 <amelia> we have another #nh resident with very distinctive eyebrows
47:59 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOLLLLLLLLL
48:05 <Kelevra> well as you know I'm a hairy mc clairey from donaldsons dairy
48:08 <Blitzkrieg> LOL
48:11 <Blitzkrieg> PlIv
48:16 <amelia> haahahaha
48:17 <Kelevra> so I pluck possibly every to days
48:24 <Kelevra> two*
48:25 <JackTheRipper> ahhhh
48:28 <JackTheRipper> good too know
48:43 <amelia> do you know the difference between to two and too
48:54 <JackTheRipper> sorry
48:57 <amelia> i don't think you do
49:01 <Kelevra> my brother once plucked his eyebrows and I called him a faggot for ages for it
49:04 <JackTheRipper> i do i just dont sometimes
49:08 <Kelevra> now he looks normal, thankgod.
49:13 <amelia> AHAAHAHA Matty jus saw yours then
49:18 <JackTheRipper> Kelevra thats a good story
49:19 <amelia> i see wot you did there
49:35 <Blitzkrieg> JackTheRipper, do you pluck your eyebrows?
49:38 <JackTheRipper> im so glad we have all had this conversation
49:41 <Blitzkrieg> Maybe we can have an eyebrow comp
49:49 <JackTheRipper> Blitzkrieg i dont need to
49:50 <amelia> matty show us your brows babe
49:51 <JackTheRipper> but
49:52 <JackTheRipper> yes
49:55 <Kelevra> lol
50:03 <JackTheRipper> yes I see we have something here
50:11 <JackTheRipper> perhaps we could all take pics
50:12 <amelia> ok submit thy eyebrows
50:15 <JackTheRipper> of our eyebrows
50:20 <JackTheRipper> yes
50:24 <amelia> can we use pics already taken
50:25 <JackTheRipper> one moment please
50:27 <JackTheRipper> yes
50:29 <JackTheRipper> yes we can
50:34 <JackTheRipper> all in
50:39 <amelia> ok blitz and Melanie are you in
50:42 <amelia> I'm in
50:42 <JackTheRipper> yes
50:45 <Kelevra> nah
50:48 <Blitzkrieg> Phone's flat soz
50:50 <JackTheRipper> recent pics though
50:53 <amelia> you guys can do a double photo
51:03 <amelia> you don't need to show face
51:03 <Kelevra> nah I'll pass
51:06 <President_Trump> take a pic of freddo frogs eyebrows
51:06 <JackTheRipper> one moment please
51:19 <Kelevra> my picture has been on irc way too many times for my liking
51:25 <Blitzkrieg> Pliv would win if he was here
51:27 <Blitzkrieg> With his mono
51:35 <amelia> you can just crop it
51:37 <Kelevra> always ends up in pregnancy
51:39 <amelia> so its jus your brows
51:52 <amelia> pliv would def be high up there
51:58 <Kelevra> my eyebrows could get me pregnant
52:04 <Kelevra> they're fairly perfect
52:38 <amelia> this reminds me, steven and i already had an eyebrow comp
52:47 <amelia> phantom declared me the winner
52:57 <amelia> i will find the pic
53:00 <Blitzkrieg> With tit influence
53:06 <Blitzkrieg> lolol
53:10 <amelia> Steven stop ice skating and post youra again
53:19 <amelia> no tits were in said eyebrow pic
53:26 <President_Trump> how many beers have u had Blitzkrieg and Kelevra?
53:44 <Kelevra> phantom's a champ
53:45 <Blitzkrieg> Why?
53:52 <Blitzkrieg> How many have you had President_Trump?
54:04 <amelia> its def gonna end in sex tonight
54:06 <President_Trump> one more than u i win
54:10 <amelia> Matty hurry up
54:16 <Kelevra> lol
54:33 <amelia> Kelevra did you know JackTheRipper is a scientist?
54:36 <Kelevra> [22:53:23] <@amelia> its def gonna end in sex tonight [22:53:29] <@amelia> Matty hurry up
54:40 <Kelevra> o0o0o0o0oer
54:42 <President_Trump> it wont end in sex, it will end in Blitzkrieg sneaking into Kelevra's bedroom and stealing her vibrator and using it on h imself
54:52 <amelia> i actually laughed
55:06 <amelia> that is one of the few times trump has raised a giggle
55:14 <amelia> Darren do you confirm this?
55:21 <Kelevra> I highly advise my vibrator not be used on anyone, not even myself
55:26 <Blitzkrieg> Oh yes, I'll gladly pinch it
55:32 <Blitzkrieg> So I can feel like President_Trump
55:36 <Blitzkrieg> And slinky_J
55:40 <amelia> is this your plan, to fuck your ass with Melanie's vibr8r?
55:50 <Kelevra> why hasn't slinky_J said anything?
55:53 <President_Trump> dont worry Blitzkrieg i will inspect the vibrator tuesday night when i head down to frankston for freddo frog cake and to steal a laptop
55:59 <amelia> he is out atm
56:03 <amelia> getting a haircut
56:09 <amelia> he will be back latah dw
56:09 <Kelevra> he has no hair ever
56:13 <amelia> oh
56:28 <Kelevra> he's as bald as a stripper whores cunt
56:43 <amelia> can you post your eyebrow submissions now pls
56:48 <JackTheRipper> So I have something very spesh for you all
56:51 <Kelevra> nah
56:55 <JackTheRipper> I didnt mean for it to look this creepy
56:57 <Kelevra> I'm passing on that
56:58 <JackTheRipper> but here we are
57:01 <JackTheRipper> enjoy
57:03 <JackTheRipper> http://i64.tinypic.com/16lii5f.png
57:07 <amelia> i can't wait
57:18 <amelia> AHAAHAHHAA
57:30 <amelia> such whispy brows
57:34 <JackTheRipper> a raised eyebrow
57:34 <Kelevra> so creepy
57:38 <JackTheRipper> yes
57:39 <JackTheRipper> now
57:41 <JackTheRipper> please
57:43 <Blitzkrieg> Who's getting killed tonight JackTheRipper?
57:46 <JackTheRipper> everyone
57:47 <JackTheRipper> show
57:51 <JackTheRipper> somone Blitzkrieg
57:51 <Blitzkrieg> Excellent
57:53 <Blitzkrieg> Oh
57:53 <JackTheRipper> muwahahahaha
57:54 <amelia> http://m.imgur.com/mDHEl4H
57:57 <JackTheRipper> brb
58:02 <Blitzkrieg> He's in Bacchus Marsh mate
58:03 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
58:03 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Skirmish
58:03 <amelia> your then Melanie & Blitz
58:05 <Blitzkrieg> Long drive
58:07 <amelia> turn
59:02 <Kelevra> nah
59:05 <Blitzkrieg> I told you, my phone is flat
59:08 <Blitzkrieg> Or I would
59:11 <amelia> don't be a cword
59:13 <amelia> fuck sake
59:20 <amelia> you guys are the worst
59:21 <amelia> i mean it
59:23 <Kelevra> yeah
59:27 <amelia> i really fuckin do
59:33 <Kelevra> I know
59:37 <Kelevra> I really know
59:39 <Skirmish> Wotizgoinon
59:52 <Blitzkrieg> `ban amelia Settle pettle
59:53 <amelia> Skirmish submit your eyebrow pic for the eyebrow competition
00:13 <amelia> oh DumbDarren how dare you
00:17 <Kelevra> isn't Skirmish that asshole?
00:21 <Skirmish> lol eyebrow?
00:25 <amelia> he is but he is OK
00:30 <Kelevra> okay
00:32 <amelia> he will grow out of it Kelevra
00:39 <Skirmish> hahahaha
00:40 <Kelevra> we can only hope
00:41 <President_Trump> amelia is feeling threatened by goddess Kelevra
00:52 <amelia> yes Skirmish submit your eyebrows
00:53 <Kelevra> doubtful
00:59 <Kelevra> she likes good company
01:03 <Kelevra> :)
01:40 <amelia> i am the one that makes threats around here, capiche trump?
01:43 <amelia> dumb ranga
02:13 <Kelevra> red heads apparently are go getters in the sack cause they have so much to make up for their shit genetics
02:18 <amelia> Skirmish you better be eyebrowing atm
02:22 <Kelevra> so I've heard..
02:41 <amelia> yah but whodahexagon would go that far with a ranga
02:53 <Skirmish> I'm not eye browing.
02:54 <JackTheRipper> oooerrr
02:56 <amelia> unless it's blitz sis
03:01 <amelia> FUCK SAKE SKIRMISH
03:02 * Kelevra shrugs
03:07 <amelia> get out, i mean it
03:11 <amelia> fuckin disappointing
03:19 <JackTheRipper> nice tea cosy beanie
03:26 <amelia> why thank you
03:39 <Kelevra> half the time I'm ready to pay when I get laid so there's something for everyone in a desperate time and state I guess
03:41 <JackTheRipper> I do enjoy a tea cosy
03:45 <Skirmish> I'm on holidays. I don't eyebrow on holidays. Will be back Wednesday.
03:50 <amelia> same, specially on ma head
04:09 <amelia> you really know how to let us down
04:17 <amelia> steven_ would participate
04:44 <Skirmish> Only if Plivent hasn't sent him to prison.
04:55 <JackTheRipper> There have only been two submissions?
05:11 <amelia> yes only 2
05:15 <amelia> as usual
05:28 <President_Trump> Skirmish slinky has gone missing
05:40 <amelia> i declare amelia the winner
05:51 <Skirmish> RIP Slinky.
05:52 <JackTheRipper> damn
06:08 <amelia> don't be sad matty, you are still #1 scientist
06:19 <President_Trump> you are still #1 jessica's lover
06:24 Nick: amelia is now known as jessica
06:25 Join: Cath^ (~Cath^@b57eef80.tpgi.com.au) to #nerdhacks
06:26 <Kelevra> he's not dead, he's just drunk
06:30 <Kelevra> it's the weekend
06:35 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
06:51 <Skirmish> Drinking on his meds. Death wish.
06:56 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
07:02 <JackTheRipper> indeed
07:12 <Kelevra> lol he was the ultimate death wish
07:17 <Kelevra> for me anyway
07:19 <President_Trump> drinking on his meds wearing his 3d goggles chasing his rat around his unit
07:23 <Kelevra> 'I wish he was dead' etc
07:30 <Skirmish> lol trump.
07:33 <Kelevra> a rat?
07:36 <Kelevra> wtf
07:41 <President_Trump> yes he named his rat after amelia
07:45 <Kelevra> why do ppl keep vermon as pets
07:46 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllll
07:49 <jessica> yes his rat, it has a beautiful name
07:50 <JackTheRipper> yes
07:55 <JackTheRipper> after the skype chats
07:56 <jessica> rats are kinda cute tho
07:58 <JackTheRipper> but then later on
07:58 <President_Trump> coz amelia looks like a rat
08:02 <President_Trump> so thats why he named it
08:04 <JackTheRipper> named amelie
08:07 <JackTheRipper> trying to save face
08:11 <jessica> ameliè
08:17 <Kelevra> when they die they look like they've been electricuted
08:21 <jessica> French ok
08:29 <Kelevra> it's fkn repulsve
08:34 <Kelevra> repulsive*
08:45 <President_Trump> the rat shits all over his furniture
08:49 <President_Trump> and his 5k tv
08:56 <JackTheRipper> jessica, do you have the link to my owning etc?
08:58 <Skirmish> His rented tv.
08:59 <Kelevra> he spews on it so why can't the rat shit on it
09:09 <Kelevra> house full of vermon
09:14 <Blitzkrieg> $200/wk
09:20 <Blitzkrieg> Valur
09:21 <jessica> unfortunately no
09:24 <jessica> I didn't save it
09:26 <Blitzkrieg> Valur
09:28 <Kelevra> does he have a toilet door yet?
09:38 <President_Trump> no not yet
09:39 <Skirmish> Renting a tv that by the time the contract finishes he has paid for 3 times.
09:48 * President_Trump slaps slinky_J around a bit with a large trout
10:10 <Kelevra> I'd so put a door on layby if I were him
10:31 <Kelevra> instead of wasting my money on valiums and male headjobs being ordered
10:37 <Skirmish> He would probably rent the door and give it 3D glasses.
10:43 <Kelevra> door is needed moreso
10:50 <Kelevra> haha
11:16 <Blitzkrieg> Aren't basic doors like $60?
11:19 <jessica> Matty
11:23 <jessica> http://mattyeyeslovelabourlost.blogspot.com.au
11:30 <JackTheRipper> jessica, spread em
11:38 <JackTheRipper> thanks
11:38 <Skirmish> Yell at it and take the glasses off it. NO MOTHER I WILL NOT TAKE MY PILLS! GIVE ME MY 3 D GLASSES BACK.
11:40 <jessica> AHAHAHAHAA
11:40 <Kelevra> I watched him once dry root a stuffed tiger toy, had the pics for ages but over my travels I've lost them sadly
11:47 <jessica> sit on ma lap
11:57 <JackTheRipper> hey sugar plum
12:05 <jessica> aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaahhaa
12:13 <Kelevra> Skirmish if you saw him irl without meds.. you'd run for the hills
12:36 <President_Trump> how hard was he rooting the stuffed tiger toy?
12:40 <Skirmish> Bit of a loon?
12:52 <Kelevra> aggressive, weird josh isn't a good person
13:15 <Kelevra> he changes accents, places he's from. even his whole life story
13:41 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
13:42 <Skirmish> That must have been the mood he was in when he bashed a chick.
13:47 <JackTheRipper> When I called up slinky_J for a chat he was using an English accent
13:49 <jessica> how many times did you hang out with him
13:55 <JackTheRipper> And he kept talking about red dwarf
13:56 <President_Trump> i wonder what mood he will be in when i rape him
14:04 <Kelevra> he tries to adapt to people and make out that he's been through everything but sadly his mum handles his complex and he's had it easy forever and a day
14:30 <Kelevra> he's the privillaged school boy who never grew the fuck up
14:38 Quit: Lumeah2 ([email protected]) EOF from client
14:41 <jessica> how often did you hang out with him
14:48 <Kelevra> alot..
14:57 <jessica> why did you spend so much time with him
15:02 <JackTheRipper> Kelevra, slinky_J is a loser
15:11 <Kelevra> He knew a weed dealer when I lived in s.a
15:11 <Cath^> putrid Trump
15:18 <jessica> even still
15:21 <President_Trump> ?
15:23 <Skirmish> Slinky EXPOSED.
15:26 <jessica> you hang out with someone so shit, for weed?
15:35 <jessica> she's exposing herself just as much
15:38 <JackTheRipper> Kelevra in all honestly what was anonymity like?
15:41 <Kelevra> I lived with a cop so of course I'd buy and smoke over that side of town
15:52 <jessica> there is more to it
15:57 <jessica> you enjoyed that company
16:00 <Kelevra> JackTheRipper a very nice kind gentleman
16:02 <jessica> you kept going back for it
16:12 <Kelevra> nah I enjoyed being stoned
16:14 <JackTheRipper> What about Pete?
16:19 <JackTheRipper> I liked Pete
16:20 <Kelevra> which pete?
16:26 <jessica> you could have got weed anywhere
16:27 <President_Trump> Kelevra hung out with slinky_J because she enjoyed having a smoke and listening to some poems
16:28 <JackTheRipper> senator pete
16:31 <Kelevra> wizy or imacupofpoo?
16:37 <JackTheRipper> wizy
16:42 <jessica> AHAHAHA imacupofpoo
16:45 <Blitzkrieg> That retard
16:48 <jessica> is dat pong
16:48 <JackTheRipper> i do not know of imacupofpoo
16:49 <Blitzkrieg> Hahahahahahah
16:51 <JackTheRipper> but do tell
16:55 <Kelevra> ahh what about pete
16:56 <jessica> wot a funny name
17:04 <jessica> is Melanie the old jenn
17:14 <Blitzkrieg> Pete is a loser
17:14 <JackTheRipper> lets forget wizy for a second here
17:18 <Blitzkrieg> Used to ring me
17:21 <JackTheRipper> Tell us about imacupofpoo
17:22 <Blitzkrieg> Rant on for ages
17:26 <Kelevra> yeah I was always angry at imacupofapoo and when I wasn't he'd come on as imahalfacupofpoo
17:27 <Kelevra> haha
17:36 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOOLLLLLLL
17:40 <JackTheRipper> excellent
17:40 <jessica> BWAHAHAHA
17:45 <JackTheRipper> sounds like an awesome story
17:49 <JackTheRipper> Where did you meet him?
17:53 <Kelevra> yeah he was pretty funny
17:57 <Kelevra> irc
17:58 <jessica> did he knock you up too
18:02 <Kelevra> where else
18:05 <Kelevra> nah
18:05 <President_Trump> who are the top 5 losers you have met from irc Kelevra?
18:12 <JackTheRipper> Kelevra what part of melbs was he from?
18:16 <JackTheRipper> yes Kelevra do tell
18:18 <JackTheRipper> top 5
18:19 <jessica> little black book of IRC dorks
18:24 <JackTheRipper> top 10 if need be
18:43 <Kelevra> anthony, john, steve, pete and probably nick but I'm still his friend
18:50 <JackTheRipper> LOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL
18:53 <JackTheRipper> who is nick?!
18:59 <jessica> yet you slept with two of them
19:00 <JackTheRipper> and steve
19:02 <JackTheRipper> who is steve?
19:02 <Kelevra> nickson, iCER's cousin
19:06 <Kelevra> steve = idiot
19:12 <Kelevra> that was his nick
19:13 <JackTheRipper> Tell us all about nick and steve
19:16 <JackTheRipper> nickson
19:18 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOLLL
19:19 <JackTheRipper> my lord
19:35 <jessica> if they are top 5 losers, why do you have children with them
19:38 <jessica> are you a losette?
19:45 <JackTheRipper> You'd put johininja above the likes of steve and nick?
19:50 <JackTheRipper> I just need to clarify
20:01 <Kelevra> nick cheated on me and with steve I told him it was over and he said 'I fkn hate you, don't talk to me ever again'
20:03 <Kelevra> so I didn't
20:09 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
20:18 <JackTheRipper> nick cheated on you with steve?!
20:24 <Kelevra> nah
20:31 <Skirmish> I thought that is what she said too.
20:32 <JackTheRipper> damn
20:43 <Kelevra> nick cheated on me and left evidence in the bedroom we shared
20:48 <JackTheRipper> ahhhh
20:51 <JackTheRipper> nickson
20:54 <Kelevra> fake fingernail on the bedside and blood in the bed
20:58 <jessica> wow clean your jizz up m8
21:01 <Skirmish> The other woman's g banger?
21:01 <JackTheRipper> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
21:04 <JackTheRipper> blood?
21:06 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllll @ blood in the bed
21:08 <jessica> blood wtf
21:08 <Kelevra> yeah
21:11 <JackTheRipper> as in vaginal discharge?
21:16 <Kelevra> dunno
21:18 <jessica> bit rough
21:19 <JackTheRipper> rofl
21:23 <JackTheRipper> damn
21:23 <President_Trump> did you keep the sheets?
21:30 <Skirmish> Blood! Really must have take her to pound town.
21:32 <Kelevra> I was moreso in punching smashing mode then question mode
21:35 <Kelevra> I was young
21:44 <President_Trump> did u take ice that weekend?
21:51 <Kelevra> I don't do ice
21:52 <JackTheRipper> Kelevra, pete told me how you smashed up his senator
22:07 <Kelevra> was it a senator?
22:11 <JackTheRipper> yes
22:16 <JackTheRipper> VS Senator
22:22 <jessica> you still haven't explained to me why you have children to 2x entries in the top 5 loser list
22:23 <Kelevra> yeah well I smashed the fuck out of one of his car
22:26 <Kelevra> s
22:35 <Kelevra> it was white, that's all I remember
22:55 <President_Trump> why didnt u name slinky_J in the top 5 losers? does he make the top 10?
23:18 <Kelevra> jessica I didn't realise they were losers until I got pregnant and they wouldn't let me abort
23:48 <Kelevra> no lady grows up as a little girl and says 'when I grow up I want to be a single mum'
23:49 <Skirmish> :-/
23:49 <jessica> god you are useless
23:58 <jessica> definitely the original jenn
24:02 <Kelevra> so is your face
24:18 <jessica> do you take responsibility at all?
24:38 <Kelevra> oh I thought you were saying 'top 5 I've slept with' who were losers?
24:50 <jessica> no, top 5 irc losers
24:54 <Kelevra> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
24:56 <Kelevra> okay
25:00 <jessica> not your hit list
25:24 <jessica> noticed kunnybunny wasn't there either
25:28 Mode: (by bios) -b *!*Lumeah4@*.the.kraken
25:29 <Kelevra> slinky_j Bellatrix
25:34 <Kelevra> umm
25:42 <Cath^> wow
25:43 <President_Trump> if it was top 5 who u slept with who were losers Blitzkrieg would be in the list
25:53 <Kelevra> Ant as in gay Ant, can't remember his nick
25:57 <Kelevra> Sid
26:08 <Kelevra> and lucky last would beeeeeee
26:11 <Kelevra> TheWJM
26:21 <President_Trump> who is thewjm? mendels?
26:29 <jessica> kunnybunny safe again
26:30 <Kelevra> nah carl
26:35 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Connection closed
26:53 <Kelevra> Carl Topper
27:17 <Kelevra> I threatened to kill his dog and he glined me for ages
27:32 <jessica> you heartless bitch
27:43 <Kelevra> if you say so
27:46 <President_Trump> what names have u used over teh years Kelevra?
28:00 <Kelevra> Bass`Babe85 and Kelevra
28:12 <jessica> poor innocent puppy
28:26 <Kelevra> he used to spit on the ground and make the dog lick it up
28:34 <Kelevra> yeah I'm the cruel one..
29:00 <jessica> hes a fuckin idiot but why would you take it out on a dog
29:05 <jessica> you're tapped
29:28 <Kelevra> nah I threatened him that I'd kill the dog because he fucked with my family
29:31 <jessica> losers attract losers, no wonder you know so many
29:41 <JackTheRipper> Kelevra tell us your most embarassing irc sex story
29:57 <Kelevra> then when I went to his house to collect something he'd left the dog out so if I was truly going to kill it I could've
30:03 <Kelevra> who is more sick?
30:26 <Kelevra> I think personally he didn't like the dog and wanted to me kill it
30:36 <Kelevra> unfortunately I like dogs
30:41 <JackTheRipper> TheWJM
30:53 <jessica> you sound crazy
31:13 <jessica> now show me your crazy bitch eyebrows
31:14 <Kelevra> it's a possibility
31:27 <Kelevra> that won't happen
31:32 Quit: Blitzkrieg ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
31:33 <JackTheRipper> time to charge the phones
31:48 <Kelevra> you show me a whole picture of yourself and I'll show you a picture of myself
31:50 <Kelevra> :)
31:54 <Kelevra> even stevens
31:58 <jessica> FUCK SAKE how much sweeter do i need to be to get a brow pic from you
31:58 Quit: Cath^ (~Cath^@b57eef80.tpgi.com.au) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
32:04 <jessica> ok shotgun not goin 1st
32:09 <Kelevra> you're not sweet, just weird
32:18 <jessica> uhm fyi i am very sweet
32:18 <Kelevra> but very interesting in a non gay way
32:22 Join: Cath^ (~Cath^@b57eef80.tpgi.com.au) to #nerdhacks
32:23 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cath^
32:24 <jessica> and nice
32:25 <Kelevra> nah you're not
32:28 <jessica> & charming
32:34 <President_Trump> she is the possessive female of the channel
32:37 <Kelevra> if you think so it might come true
32:39 <jessica> jus read above if you need further clarification
32:51 <jessica> sweet jessica
32:55 <jessica> dats wot they call me
32:57 <jessica> post pic
32:58 <Kelevra> President_Trump you guys have nfi about her.
33:13 <President_Trump> what do u mean?
33:18 <Kelevra> sweet jessica makes me think of true blood
33:26 <jessica> i not seen it
33:35 <Kelevra> it's a gay old tv show
34:05 <JackTheRipper> show pic plz
34:14 <JackTheRipper> eyebrows
34:33 Part: Cath^ (~Cath^@b57eef80.tpgi.com.au) from #nerdhacks
34:49 <jessica> yeah fuck off cath
35:05 <President_Trump> cath's nice why say fuck off?
35:23 <President_Trump> sometimes i think im the only nice person around here
35:28 <jessica> you can fuck off too trump
35:41 <jessica> take your ugly ranga ass out of here
35:53 <jessica> i am #1 nice
36:06 <jessica> where did Smelanie go
36:13 <Kelevra> I heard cath is nice, personally I've only seen her in one channel years ago
36:20 <Kelevra> I think sydney or something
37:24 <Kelevra> did you just tell her to fuck off cause you love me more jessica?
37:32 <Kelevra> that's so romantic
37:42 <jessica> no i was jus upset she didn't post a brow pic
37:53 <jessica> sometimes i can lash out when i am upset
37:54 <Kelevra> I feel like we should burn our bras and hold hands or something
39:31 <President_Trump> Kelevra where is darren?
41:11 <JackTheRipper> Kelevra is there any chance of Darren becoming your 'plus one' at any stage soon?
41:23 <Kelevra> outside
41:29 <Kelevra> nah
41:44 <Kelevra> I've got kids so I'm plus two
42:07 <JackTheRipper> so
42:11 <jessica> no kids permitted
42:16 <JackTheRipper> could blitz become your plus 3 perhaps?
42:21 <jessica> they don't bring presents
42:23 <Kelevra> nah
42:31 <JackTheRipper> plus the third
42:32 <JackTheRipper> and also
42:34 <JackTheRipper> his son
42:38 <JackTheRipper> the forth
42:40 <jessica> strictly no kids allowed
42:45 <JackTheRipper> what a lovely lil fam
42:55 <jessica> if you bring em then fine but you have to leave em in the car
43:00 <Kelevra> well I don't have any family so I don't do the whole wedding thing
43:10 <Kelevra> my friends don't marry either
43:26 <jessica> the ceremony & reception will only be 12 or so hrs
43:29 <jessica> they will be fine
43:45 <JackTheRipper> you can be a happy lil fam without all that
43:55 <JackTheRipper> blitz, kels, the kids
44:44 <President_Trump> why not have the wedding on irc?
45:07 <jessica> that's a stupid idea, idiot
45:24 <President_Trump> no it's a good idea, then it will be documented
45:30 <JackTheRipper> Well, we could hold the ceremony here
45:48 <jessica> you're goin the right way to be disinvited
45:50 <Kelevra> okay..
46:15 <JackTheRipper> Kelevra so you're in?
46:24 <Kelevra> no you fkn faggot.
46:29 <JackTheRipper> I see
46:30 <jessica> AAHAAHA
47:08 <President_Trump> has darren told u he is keen on jessica?
47:30 <Kelevra> has daz told you're a fkn retard in the past 24hrs?
47:55 <jessica> Darren & I do have history, Melanie, but please don't let that deter you from his cock tonight
47:55 <President_Trump> no he's not at my house
47:58 <jessica> agreed?
48:21 <Kelevra> If I was on the menu I'd let it be known, I'm not.
48:37 <jessica> we jus cybered a few times, and showed each other pictures of our intimate areas
48:41 <jessica> that is all
48:51 <Kelevra> who hasn't done that
49:02 <President_Trump> darren does that with wookie
49:04 <Kelevra> :)
49:09 <jessica> exactly, it was nothing
49:16 <Kelevra> well wookie's nick is wookie..
50:07 <President_Trump> what multiple successful channels have you owned Kelevra?
50:41 <Kelevra> back in the day, now they're empty, like my care factor when it comes to irc
50:52 <President_Trump> what were they called?
50:58 <Kelevra> nightwalkerz and muntersinc
51:19 <President_Trump> you could teach jessica how to be a good op
51:31 <jessica> I am willing to learn
51:33 <Kelevra> doubtful, she's doing just fine by the looks of it
51:47 <jessica> any pointers?
52:03 <Kelevra> I'd say get more females in but most are bitchy cunts on here
52:19 <Kelevra> but alas bring the boys I guess, numbers are numbers
52:23 <President_Trump> get serenity in
52:26 <jessica> i asked for more females
52:32 <jessica> not many join here
52:35 <Kelevra> and don't read peoples complaints on their op stats
52:48 <Kelevra> 'oh so and so is higher than me'
52:54 Join: shadsam ([email protected]) to #nerdhacks
52:54 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h shadsam
52:58 <shadsam> `op
53:01 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o shadsam
53:03 <%shadsam> yoyo
53:04 <Kelevra> 'had a fight with blah blah and I need you to deop them'
53:08 <Kelevra> it's all bs
53:14 <Kelevra> hello shadsam
53:28 <jessica> sometimes trump and i butt heads because i think he is dumb
53:29 <Kelevra> I remember you vaguely
53:44 <Kelevra> well just prove to be yourself, you seem smart.
53:48 <jessica> do you have any tips on how to deal with this in a more professional op way?
54:01 <Kelevra> be an asshole
54:05 <Kelevra> :)
54:10 <jessica> I can definitely do that
54:20 <Kelevra> don't get fucked unless you want it
54:22 <Kelevra> :)
54:40 <jessica> that sounds a little rape'ish
55:07 <Kelevra> well you can be a victim or compliant.. or you can raise hell..
55:17 <Kelevra> there's only 3 ways about irc
55:52 <Kelevra> I'd say stick to your guns, you seem to be doing well
56:18 <Kelevra> personally I'd not have a fucktard whore like BlackDevil being an op
56:24 <jessica> thanks, that means a lot :)
56:27 <jessica> oh
56:28 <Kelevra> he was an op for me and a total dunce
56:44 <jessica> should I remove him?
56:53 <President_Trump> who are the best ops you've had Kelevra?
56:55 <Kelevra> possibly..
57:00 <jessica> `access -
57:10 <Kelevra> I had spazzos
57:19 <Kelevra> serenity used to be an op for me
57:22 <Kelevra> her husband
57:28 <Kelevra> blackfucktard
57:32 <Kelevra> daz
57:36 <Kelevra> phantom
57:41 <Kelevra> anonymity
57:44 <jessica> what did BlackDevil do
58:16 <Kelevra> he's just pathetic as an ircop and an op in general
58:34 <Kelevra> ppl would flood the channel and the stupid fuck would just jack off like a dickhead
58:41 <Kelevra> I had longie as an op aswell
58:48 <Kelevra> daniel was good
58:53 <jessica> flooding can be pretty erotic to be fair
58:54 <Kelevra> at times..
59:26 <jessica> its basically how Pollock gets so much pussy
59:35 <jessica> playah
59:46 <Kelevra> i heard he's ugly
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