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38:00 <b1rd> 21 hospitalised from Melbourne dance party 
38:00 <b1rd> real smart cunts...
45:00 <Lumeah3> Omg
46:00 <Lumeah3> Polite youg man huh? 
47:00 <Glenn> Dawin's theory of natural selection of the species being demonstrated. The stupid ones taking drugs are the first to go.
48:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
48:00 <b1rd> true Glenn 
48:00 <b1rd> uncontrolled greed
48:00 <b1rd> with strong drugs, instant fail
48:00 <b1rd> MORE MORE MORE!
48:00 <b1rd> lol
49:00 <b1rd> no1 to teach them respect for hard drugs
49:00 <Lumeah3> Nah.. To fin wealthy tho
49:00 <b1rd> ahah
49:00 <Lumeah3> Buy to much 
49:00 <Glenn> Let them learn by consequences... the message will stick better that way.
49:00 <b1rd> that's it Lumeah3 
50:00 <b1rd> you are right Glenn 
50:00 <b1rd> those types would never listen to reason anyway
51:00 <b1rd> ahhh GHB
51:00 <b1rd> yucky
51:00 <b1rd> combine with alcohol probably, stupid
51:00 <b1rd> recipe for a mess
52:00 <b1rd> respiratory depression.
52:00 <Lumeah3> Totally 
52:00 <Lumeah3> Silly buggers 
52:00 <Lumeah3> They dunno how good they got it... Lol 
52:00 <b1rd> tru tru
52:00 <Lumeah3> Some people have that without drugs 
53:00 <b1rd> yes
53:00 <b1rd> death drive of the young
53:00 <b1rd> they should go join army instead
53:00 <b1rd> at least worthwhile
53:00 <Lumeah3> True ahy
54:00 <b1rd> or become cop or firey
54:00 <b1rd> ah well
54:00 <b1rd> lol
54:00 <Lumeah3> Learn there worth 
54:00 <b1rd> yes
55:00 <b1rd> did u hear
55:00 <b1rd> bust of carfentalyn in QLD
55:00 <b1rd> recently
55:00 <b1rd> that shit scares me
55:00 <b1rd> carfentanyl [sic?]
56:00 <Lumeah3> Whats that? 
56:00 <b1rd> well
56:00 <b1rd> fentanyl is a strong strong opiate on its own, used by paramedics
56:00 <b1rd> for traumatic pain releif etc
56:00 <b1rd> carfentanyl is stronger stronger again
56:00 <b1rd> used to tranq elephants 
56:00 <b1rd> the chinese etc are making it unregulated
56:00 <b1rd> fuckers
56:00 <Lumeah3> Ahhh yes..  Gezz.. No good 
57:00 <b1rd> won't listen to pressure from USA 
57:00 <b1rd> UN
57:00 <b1rd> fkn, assisante someone with that shit
57:00 <b1rd> just by touch
57:00 <b1rd> insane.
57:00 <Lumeah3> Yeah me. Lpl
57:00 <b1rd> is ok tho, mostly keeping it out
58:00 <b1rd> no!
58:00 <b1rd> you stay safe
58:00 <b1rd> lol
58:00 <Lumeah3> Lol kill me ahy. Lol 
58:00 <b1rd> you not allowed to die luv
58:00 <b1rd> won't allow it
58:00 <b1rd> :-]
59:00 <Lumeah3> No don't want to..  Just saying fact. 
00:00 <b1rd> i never shake hands anymore
00:00 <b1rd> with stranger especially
00:00 <b1rd> lol
00:00 <Lumeah3> Lol
01:00 <Lumeah3> I don't anyway 
03:00 <b1rd> yes, bad habit of mine lol
04:00 <b1rd> was ok in old days, not now tho
04:00 <Lumeah3> Men dunno weather to shake my hand or not
05:00 <b1rd> yerr
06:00 <b1rd> you more man than them
06:00 <b1rd> in good way lol
06:00 <Lumeah3> Awkward 
06:00 <b1rd> lo
06:00 <b1rd> tougher like
06:00 <Lumeah3> Lol
06:00 <b1rd> so does their small heads in 
06:00 <b1rd> loll
06:00 <Lumeah3> True ahy. Lol
07:00 <b1rd> yes
07:00 <b1rd> :D
31:00 <moohoo> :D
31:00 <b1rd> oi oi
31:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLL
32:00 <moohoo> B1rd
32:00 <b1rd> u commit irc suicide last night
32:00 <b1rd> LOOOL
32:00 <b1rd> funny as
32:00 <b1rd> :p
32:00 <moohoo> Yeah was fucked up
32:00 <b1rd> she can't take a joke
32:00 <b1rd> stupid uptight old slut lol
32:00 <moohoo> Don't remember much 
32:00 <b1rd> LOL
32:00 <moohoo> Lwaxy?
32:00 <b1rd> we begin KKK channel
32:00 <b1rd> and invited lwaxy
32:00 <b1rd> jimbo
32:00 <b1rd> yes
32:00 <moohoo> Yeah aahahahahaha
33:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
33:00 <b1rd> IRC BLACKOUTz lol
33:00 <moohoo> I memba  now
33:00 <b1rd> good times
33:00 <b1rd> couldn't stop giggling
33:00 <moohoo> Lmfao  man 
33:00 <b1rd> :-]
33:00 <moohoo> I was pretty stonedv
33:00 <b1rd> was fun
33:00 <moohoo> Might start again now
33:00 <b1rd> love when u go off
33:00 <b1rd> yes
33:00 <b1rd> !
33:00 <moohoo> LOL
34:00 <b1rd> exo is awake still
34:00 <moohoo> I Go a bit overboard
34:00 <b1rd> <b1rd> heey exo
34:00 <b1rd> <b1rd> mayte
34:00 <b1rd> <b1rd> can you pretty please unban moohoo
34:00 <b1rd> yes!
34:00 <moohoo> Its all in fun
34:00 <b1rd> but is fun
34:00 <b1rd> yer me too 
34:00 <b1rd> lol
34:00 <b1rd> austnet would die without us
34:00 <moohoo> I was zlined
34:00 <moohoo> Lmao
34:00 <b1rd> too much faggotry
34:00 <b1rd> lol me too
34:00 <b1rd> evaded later tho
35:00 <moohoo> U get the Arse too a
35:00 <b1rd> hell yeah
35:00 <b1rd> was worth it tho
35:00 <moohoo> How evaded?
35:00 <b1rd> :p
35:00 <b1rd> 4g
35:00 <b1rd> lol
35:00 <moohoo> Funny cunt
35:00 <b1rd> lwaxy was still on talking shite
35:00 <b1rd> so im like 
35:00 <b1rd> sry for spamming
35:00 <moohoo> About me?
35:00 <b1rd> before she zline again
35:00 <moohoo> How did we spam?
35:00 <b1rd> lol nar
35:00 <b1rd> to jim,
35:00 <b1rd> she fulla shit a
35:00 <b1rd> we invite lol
36:00 <b1rd> but not Mass invite
36:00 <moohoo> Only invited
36:00 <moohoo> Not spam
36:00 <moohoo> She's a fuck knuckje
36:00 <moohoo> Knuckle
36:00 <b1rd> <b1rd> thanks tar
36:00 <b1rd> <b1rd> :p
36:00 <b1rd> <b1rd> doc, Exo, JedStar, Jules, Sutekh,
36:00 <b1rd> <b1rd> time to unban Mr Moohoo!
36:00 <b1rd> yepp
36:00 <b1rd> she's a fucking stooge
37:00 <b1rd> corruption
37:00 <b1rd> bending the rules.
37:00 <b1rd> coz of her hatred against nazi's
37:00 <b1rd> LOL
37:00 <moohoo> Should start channel chillwaxy
37:00 <b1rd> YAHHAHHAH
37:00 <b1rd> yes
37:00 <b1rd> lets!
37:00 <b1rd> LOOOOOL
40:00 <b1rd> greetz Kynetic 
40:00 <b1rd> lad
41:00 <Kynetic> sup
41:00 <b1rd> trouble is
41:00 <b1rd> :-]
42:00 <b1rd> rock n roll hour
45:00 <moohoo> Lolz
45:00 <Agent> SUP SUNCE
45:00 <b1rd> oi oi oi
45:00 <Agent> NUTHIN?
45:00 <Agent> FUCKEN GOOD
46:00 <b1rd> props Agent 
46:00 <Agent> What's your excuse mate?
46:00 <b1rd> LOOOLLL
46:00 <Agent> WELL
46:00 <b1rd> breaky sitting
46:00 <Agent> WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE
46:00 <b1rd> will be on piss soon tho
46:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
46:00 <b1rd> whats your caper mate
46:00 <b1rd> whats your caper mate!
46:00 <Agent> I'M ASKIN THE QUESTIONS
47:00 <Agent> YOU GOT NOTHIN TO SAY FOR YOURSELF CUNT?
47:00 <Agent> Good.
47:00 <moohoo> Slow your roll agent
47:00 <Agent> No regrets!
47:00 <Agent> MOO
47:00 <b1rd> bs Agent 
47:00 <moohoo> Have a bit of respect
47:00 <b1rd> lool
47:00 <Agent> Lol
47:00 <b1rd> yes
47:00 <Agent> Bird knows I'm just bein a cunt
47:00 <Agent> And if he doesn't
47:00 <Agent> Fuck him lol
47:00 <b1rd> lol 
47:00 <Agent> :P
47:00 <b1rd> lol tru
47:00 <b1rd> ok fuck me then
47:00 <moohoo> Talk to b1rd with a bit of respect 
47:00 <b1rd> keen
48:00 <Agent> Nah
48:00 <b1rd> moohoo is right  tho
48:00 <Agent> Fuck bird eh :P
48:00 <b1rd> yeh
48:00 <b1rd> u female
48:00 <b1rd> lets go
48:00 <b1rd> lol
48:00 <moohoo> I'm jk homos
48:00 <b1rd> :p
48:00 <Agent> Oi Moohoo
48:00 <Agent> Fuck you too eh :P
48:00 <b1rd> 3some
48:00 <Agent> What movie should I watch
48:00 <Agent> I can't decide
48:00 <b1rd> which hole u taking moohoo 
48:00 <b1rd> lool
48:00 <b1rd> hrrrm
48:00 <moohoo> Front bum
48:00 <b1rd> at tha cinemas
48:00 <Agent> Hungry Bitches
48:00 <b1rd> LOL moohoo 
48:00 <Agent> That's always a good choice
48:00 <b1rd> ?
49:00 <b1rd> or pirate movies?
49:00 <Agent> Hungry Bitches
49:00 <b1rd> i will advise
49:00 <Agent> That's the movie 2girls1cup came out of
49:00 <b1rd> on movie
49:00 <b1rd> ROFFFL
49:00 <Agent> Did you know that was a full movie?
49:00 <moohoo> I need maccas who taking me I shout
49:00 <Agent> That 2g1c thing is just a clip from a bigger porno
49:00 <b1rd> never had the stomach to watch it Agent 
49:00 <b1rd> lool
49:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
49:00 <Agent> It's fuckin feral
49:00 <moohoo> Its shithousr
49:00 <b1rd> moohoo, used it as shock value on me once
49:00 <Agent> Not somethin to watch while eatin maccas
49:00 <b1rd> in public library ;]
49:00 <Agent> Hahahahaha
49:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
50:00 <b1rd> he did!
50:00 <moohoo> Dandenong 
50:00 <Agent> We.ll yeah
50:00 <Agent> Might as well whole hog it
50:00 <Agent> Do it at the old folks home with some grandmas around
50:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
50:00 <b1rd> yes lets!
50:00 <Agent> And their great grandkids
50:00 <moohoo> Human centipede better
50:00 <Agent> Oh fuck
50:00 <b1rd> my oldies probably giggle
50:00 <Agent> That shit is twisted
50:00 <b1rd> lol
50:00 <b1rd> LOL moohoo 
51:00 <b1rd> ahhahha
51:00 <moohoo> Loved it
51:00 <Agent> Wait, that's probably what the third cunt said
51:00 <b1rd> BEST MOVIE EVER
51:00 <b1rd> i find
51:00 <Agent> "Oh fuck, that shit is twisted"
51:00 <Agent> HAHAHAHAHAHHA
51:00 <b1rd> thats it 
51:00 <b1rd> is called Human centrepede?
51:00 <b1rd> forget
51:00 <b1rd> but at the end thats what they do
51:00 <b1rd> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=human+centrepede&ie=&oe=#q=human+centrepede+imdb
51:00 <b1rd> number 3
51:00 <b1rd> is best
51:00 <Agent> Fuck I'm not doin this eh
51:00 <Agent> No huiman centipede today
51:00 <b1rd> nar
51:00 <b1rd> u m ust!
51:00 <b1rd> must!
51:00 <Agent> NOOOOO
52:00 <b1rd> the final solution!
52:00 <moohoo> I'd like to shit in lwaxys mouth
52:00 <Agent> I am gonna watch somethin else lol
52:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLL
52:00 <b1rd> fkn loved that film
52:00 <b1rd> nar come on Agent 
52:00 <b1rd> Cinema Club!
52:00 <b1rd> we can write up 
52:00 <Agent> Nope nope nope
52:00 <b1rd> plz
52:00 <b1rd> ;-]
52:00 <b1rd> its good
52:00 <b1rd> third human centrepede film
52:00 <moohoo> Who ate you agent?
52:00 <Agent> I got a torrents folder full of stuff I haven't watched yet
52:00 <moohoo> Are
52:00 <b1rd> christmas every morning Agent 
53:00 <Agent> Yup
53:00 <b1rd> love stealing stuff
53:00 <b1rd> so satisfying
53:00 <Agent> Well actually a lot of this stuff is impossible to pay for anyway
53:00 <Agent> LIke older movies etc
53:00 <b1rd> banned
53:00 <b1rd> not found
53:00 <b1rd> yes
53:00 <moohoo> Still paying for data
53:00 <b1rd> indeed
54:00 <Agent> If you wanted to pay someone for a copy of Interview With The Vampire, how exactly would you do that?
54:00 <b1rd> should rort net too
54:00 <moohoo> Ohhh the best of faces of death b1rd watch iy
54:00 <b1rd> connect in someone elses name
54:00 <b1rd> then deny its your link
54:00 <Agent> And yes, that movie is in my torrents folder :/
54:00 <b1rd> plz watch Agent 
54:00 <b1rd> you seen it before?
54:00 <Agent> Yeh
54:00 <b1rd> so good?
54:00 <Agent> Fucken excellent movie
54:00 <Agent> It's the reason Twilight is shit
54:00 <b1rd> :]
55:00 <Agent> I'm like... CUNTS, this story has been told before
55:00 <b1rd> lol
55:00 <b1rd> loved the main boss man
55:00 <Agent> And tweenies lapped it up
55:00 <b1rd> twisted fucker, reminds me of an old russian mate
55:00 <Agent> LIke it was new or somethin
55:00 <b1rd> twilight lol
55:00 <b1rd> wtf is wrong with ppl
55:00 <b1rd> retarded ?
55:00 <Agent> And I tell them GUYS, GUYS, WATCH INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
55:00 <b1rd> lool
55:00 <Agent> And they go
55:00 <Agent> Noooo it can't be as good as twilight
55:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
55:00 <Agent> And I'm like BRUUUUUHHHHH.... <facepalm>
56:00 <b1rd> stupid kids 
56:00 <b1rd> innit
56:00 <moohoo> Fuck twilight
56:00 <Agent> IWTV is the story T was stolen from lol
56:00 <moohoo> Fgts
56:00 <b1rd> yeppp
56:00 <b1rd> think i seen it jus cant remember
56:00 <Agent> Well
56:00 <moohoo> Hate vampire n zombie shitz
56:00 <Agent> Might watch Moon
56:00 <Agent> That's a rad moophy
56:00 <b1rd> Moon?
56:00 <Agent> Yeh
56:00 <Agent> Haven't seen it?
57:00 <b1rd> wot that
57:00 <b1rd> nar
57:00 <Agent> It's a little bit like Castaway
57:00 <Agent> Only got one actor
57:00 <Agent> Sam Rockwell
57:00 <b1rd> he goes mad?
57:00 <Agent> A little
57:00 <Agent> He's a moon base astronaut
57:00 <Agent> On a 3 year contract
57:00 <b1rd> ahh
57:00 <Agent> And he's the only cunt on the moon
57:00 <b1rd> LOL
57:00 <b1rd> cool
57:00 <moohoo> Actor?
57:00 <b1rd> i can do solitary ok
57:00 <b1rd> just chill out and meditate
57:00 <b1rd> but, as i get older
58:00 <Agent> And he's harvesting helium-3 to send it back to earth (fuel source) and the moophy is about his descent into madnedd BUT he's not mad, he's discovering seeeeecretssssssss
58:00 <b1rd> need company more
58:00 <b1rd> ahh
58:00 <b1rd> k
58:00 <Agent> Nah
58:00 <b1rd> sounds good
58:00 <Agent> As I get older I hate people more and more
58:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
58:00 <b1rd> i hate the atypical ppl
58:00 <Agent> The more I learn about the world and about human nature, the less I like the human race
58:00 <b1rd> some good ones about.
58:00 <b1rd> narrr
59:00 <b1rd> its fun to be norty
59:00 <b1rd> and violent
59:00 <b1rd> :D
59:00 <Agent> Well
59:00 <Agent> Yeah
59:00 <b1rd> it keeps us alive
59:00 <b1rd> esp. men
59:00 <Agent> Maybe I'm just a big hippy
59:00 <b1rd> without having a set of balls, and adrenal glands
59:00 <b1rd> yeh
59:00 <b1rd> ill fix u
59:00 <moohoo> Tree hugger
59:00 <b1rd> dw
59:00 <Agent> I don't exactly want everyone to start hugging each other and planting forests
59:00 <Agent> But I do think we should stop fuckin killing each other and feed cunts who have no food
59:00 <moohoo> Why not??
00:00 <b1rd> you seem quite balanced Agent 
00:00 <moohoo> Yess I want food 
00:00 <b1rd> eat!
00:00 <b1rd> must eat
00:00 <Agent> I wanted ramen
00:00 <Agent> But there's no ramen at 7am
00:00 <moohoo> Nothing here
00:00 <Agent> So I have maccas LOL
00:00 <b1rd> lol
00:00 <b1rd> wot no supermarket open early?
00:00 <moohoo> Will steal bread from communal cupboard
00:00 <moohoo> And eggs
00:00 <b1rd> lol moohoo 
00:00 <b1rd> yum
00:00 <Agent> Yeh but cooking = :(
00:00 <Agent> I'm not fucken making it
00:00 <moohoo> Lol jk
01:00 <b1rd> twelve egg fried.
01:00 <b1rd> wheres ya slave / live in Agent 
01:00 <moohoo> Yes open but I'm v stoned bro
01:00 <b1rd> give orders.
01:00 <b1rd> lololol moohoo 
01:00 <Agent> I mean I want fucken Tonkotsu broth bull of think ramen noodles, beef and egg and shit
01:00 <b1rd> needa cop a puff a
01:00 <b1rd> ahhh
01:00 <moohoo> Kinda
01:00 <b1rd> open restruant early Agent 
01:00 <b1rd> ?
02:00 <Agent> Chashyu and egg. 
02:00 <Agent> No :(
02:00 <b1rd> why not
02:00 <Agent> There's no ramen joint around my place at all, let alone at 7am
02:00 <b1rd> ill open it for u
02:00 <b1rd> ahh damn
02:00 <moohoo> Ramen?
02:00 <b1rd> jap food type thing
02:00 <Agent> Yeh japanese noodles
02:00 <Agent> Not like the shit westerners eat
02:00 <moohoo>  Get a fucking steak up ya
02:00 <Agent> That packet shit from Maggi Monster noodles
02:00 <Agent> Mammee monster
02:00 <moohoo> I'm going pub for lunch defs
02:00 <Agent> Whatever the fuck it's called
02:00 <b1rd> when u say ramen, i think the jailhouse bricks of ramen
03:00 <moohoo> Sandown
03:00 <Agent> Nah nah
03:00 <b1rd> lol
03:00 <b1rd> yer i used to eat good food Agent 
03:00 <b1rd> many eons ago
03:00 <b1rd> so i know wot u mean
03:00 <moohoo> Me tooo
03:00 <b1rd> lol now we all like, eat last minute
03:00 <b1rd> :D
03:00 <Agent> I mean the big bowl of pork broth with big fat floating noodles and egg and chashyu beef pieces and onion and seaweed and good honest japanese shit
03:00 <b1rd> yum
04:00 <b1rd> i know good jap place
04:00 <b1rd> fkn
04:00 <b1rd> doncaster
04:00 <moohoo> Nah fuck that hook shit
04:00 <moohoo> Gook
04:00 <b1rd> LOLLLl
04:00 <Agent> I don't like most jap food
04:00 <Agent> But ramen bowls are the fucking tits
04:00 <moohoo> I'll go springvale for that
04:00 <b1rd> springvale got some mad vietnamese food
04:00 <b1rd> used to
04:00 <moohoo> Tom yum soup
04:00 <Agent> Anyway the best ramen place in the world is in the centre of Sydney CBD, and is cheap as fuck but quality as a good rack of tits
04:00 <b1rd> yerr love the soups
04:00 <Agent> But it's closed :(
05:00 <moohoo> Yeah bo
05:00 <b1rd> aww
05:00 <b1rd> wot time open Agent ?
05:00 <Agent> It's a dinner thing :(
05:00 <b1rd> ahh 
05:00 <Agent> Like 5pm to 11pm :(
05:00 <Agent> Makes me sad
05:00 <b1rd> quite late 
05:00 <Agent> Yeh
05:00 <b1rd> id be sleeping at dinner
05:00 <b1rd> lol
05:00 <Agent> IT'd be the nuts if I lived in teh city
05:00 <Agent> But I don't live in the city lol
05:00 <b1rd> tru
05:00 <Agent> I work in the city, but I finish at 4am so I can't have it after work :(
05:00 <moohoo> Parma n pot 10 sandown
06:00 <b1rd> fkn oath moohoo 
06:00 <b1rd> good honest tucker
06:00 <moohoo> Yeah cheap
06:00 <b1rd> Agent, ...
06:00 <b1rd> why not. get colleague to fetch for u
06:00 <b1rd> better fresh.. but still
06:00 <b1rd> reheat later
06:00 <moohoo> 6 draught pints
06:00 <Agent> BECAUSE THEY DON'T DO TAKEOUT <Cry>
06:00 <b1rd> loool
06:00 <b1rd> i sneak it out
06:00 <b1rd> for u
06:00 <Agent> OK
06:00 <Agent> they have like a 20 minute turnover
06:00 <Agent> Cause they so busy
06:00 <b1rd> maybe they don't want us to reverse engineer recipee
06:00 <Agent> All the gookse eat there
06:00 <b1rd> wow
07:00 <b1rd> im sorta like a gook
07:00 <moohoo> Lol
07:00 <b1rd> lol
07:00 <Agent> But if you ain't finished in 20 minutes they start clearing the table in front of you
07:00 <b1rd> gookified a bit
07:00 <Agent> And you're like But... but... 
07:00 <moohoo> How bird
07:00 <b1rd> yer i know the type of place
07:00 <Agent> And they leave with whatever's left and bring new people to your table
07:00 <moohoo> Gookified?
07:00 <Agent> And you get the message lol
07:00 <b1rd> lol moohoo 
07:00 <b1rd> me flatmate
07:00 <b1rd> gook
07:00 <moohoo> Viet
07:00 <b1rd> yes.. subtle hint
07:00 <b1rd> nar
07:00 <b1rd> umm
07:00 <Agent> But they can do that shit because they are the best ramen cunts on the planet
07:00 <b1rd> chinese
07:00 <moohoo> Stink like fish?
07:00 <b1rd> sand
08:00 <b1rd> yuck as
08:00 <moohoo> Lmao
08:00 <b1rd> true Agent 
08:00 <moohoo> Sand???
08:00 <b1rd> i sneak out for u Agent 
08:00 <b1rd> yer
08:00 <b1rd> sandy taste lol yuck
08:00 <moohoo> Lol lmfao
08:00 <b1rd> sand negro
08:00 <moohoo> Ramen?
08:00 <b1rd> loool
08:00 <Agent> And it's like eleven bucks for the biggest fattest bowl of ramen, like half a kilo of noodles and a solid dozen pieces of chashyu beef, couple of boiled eggs in there and all the usual ramen floaties
08:00 <Agent> ELEVEN BUCKS
08:00 <b1rd> nar wish she was jap
08:00 <b1rd> wow
08:00 <b1rd> thats value Agent 
08:00 <b1rd> no wonder they have turnover
08:00 <Agent> Fucken oath
08:00 <b1rd> still make money i bet
08:00 <b1rd> smart business..
09:00 <Agent> Yeh it's cheap as shit but quality as tits
09:00 <b1rd> needa book ahead much?
09:00 <Agent> Nup
09:00 <Agent> You just show
09:00 <b1rd> cool
09:00 <Agent> Take a number
09:00 <b1rd> ahh yes
09:00 <moohoo>  Wouldn't it make u spray paint the bowl
09:00 <b1rd> good system.
09:00 <Agent> Wait an hour or so most nights
09:00 <Agent> Then you get seated
09:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLL moohoo 
09:00 <Agent> And from that moment you're out 20 minutes later
09:00 <Agent> 5 of which is spent waiting for the ramen
09:00 <b1rd> sounds good
09:00 <b1rd> well. ill sneak u out a bowl or two
09:00 <b1rd> shove it up me jacket
10:00 <Agent> I thought about taking a 9mm in there and holding the chefs hostage
10:00 <b1rd> LOLOLLOL
10:00 <b1rd> submachine gun
10:00 <Agent> So I could have 25 minutes to eat instead of 20
10:00 <b1rd> you will need...
10:00 <b1rd> those gooks would be packing
10:00 <b1rd> no shit
10:00 <b1rd> lol
10:00 <Agent> BUT if I did that I'd get stormed by the 500 gookse waiting in line out front
10:00 <b1rd> true
10:00 <Agent> And they'd fix my fucken PC or somethin
10:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOLOL
10:00 <b1rd> look, ill deal with em a
10:00 <Agent> Alright but the chefs probably know karate
10:00 <b1rd> me and da gooks have well establishedd understanding
10:00 <Agent> They're japs yo
11:00 <b1rd> i know
11:00 <b1rd> mate
11:00 <b1rd> :]
11:00 <b1rd> my gook aint 'chinese'
11:00 <b1rd> quietly
11:00 <b1rd> good cover tho
11:00 <Agent> Fortunately karate is no match for jiu jitsu or wing tsun
11:00 <Agent> So I will fuck them up
11:00 <b1rd> good
11:00 <Agent> BUT
11:00 <Agent> If I kill them they can't make me ramen and the 500 gookse will STILL storm me for taking their ramen away
12:00 <b1rd> hrrrm
12:00 <b1rd> logical dilema
12:00 <b1rd> take hostage
12:00 <Agent> I KNOW
12:00 <Agent> I'LL PAY THEM
12:00 <Agent> I'LL GO IN
12:00 <b1rd> no
12:00 <Agent> TAKE A NUMBER
12:00 <Agent> WAIT
12:00 <b1rd> no pay lol
12:00 <Agent> PAY FOR RAMEN
12:00 <b1rd> ok
12:00 <Agent> AND EAT IT!!!
12:00 <Agent> GENIUS!!!
12:00 <b1rd> NO!
12:00 <Agent> No? :(
12:00 <b1rd> too submissive!
12:00 <Agent> Fuck.
12:00 <b1rd> we ummm
12:00 <Agent> Then what
12:00 <b1rd> mmmm
12:00 <b1rd> lets think
12:00 <b1rd> capture them
13:00 <b1rd> and make new restruant
13:00 <b1rd> we own.
13:00 <b1rd> threats will be maade
13:00 <Agent> But
13:00 <b1rd> keep them underground
13:00 <Agent> Then we have to pay them
13:00 <b1rd> till they submit
13:00 <Agent> Like sages
13:00 <Agent> wages
13:00 <b1rd> nar
13:00 <b1rd> only pay for our troops
13:00 <Agent> Right
13:00 <Agent> They are slaves now
13:00 <b1rd> yep
13:00 <b1rd> :]
13:00 <b1rd> they work for us then
13:00 <Agent> Hmmmm
13:00 <b1rd> get yanks in on it
13:00 <b1rd> storm em
13:00 <b1rd> loool
13:00 <Agent> What if they won't cook
14:00 <b1rd> ramen be ours like
14:00 <b1rd> they will
14:00 <b1rd> lol
14:00 <b1rd> there are ways...
14:00 <b1rd> i had norty chef once
14:00 <b1rd> he submit
14:00 <b1rd> lolol
14:00 <b1rd> resentfully
14:00 <b1rd>  but
14:00 <Agent> What if we get a japanese girl with big tits right (no idea where you'd find one of those, but let's put a pin in that)
14:00 <b1rd> LOOOOL 
14:00 <Agent> Put her in a schoolgirl outfit with no underwear rirhgt
14:00 <Agent> And walk her through the store
14:00 <b1rd> lolllllllllll
14:00 <Agent> Everyone eating their ramen would be distracted
14:00 <b1rd> yes
14:00 <Agent> THEN WE CAN STEAL THEIR SHIT AND FUCK OFF WITH IT
14:00 <Agent> FREE RAMEN RIGHT?!??
14:00 <b1rd> great idea
15:00 <b1rd> yes!
15:00 <b1rd> cheap..
15:00 <b1rd> effective
15:00 <b1rd> very good thinking 99
15:00 <b1rd> we should begin planning
15:00 <b1rd> where to find jap girl with big tits
15:00 <Agent> Fuck
15:00 <b1rd> perhaps surgery yes
15:00 <b1rd> lol
15:00 <Agent> That's the toughest part of the plan
16:00 <b1rd> LOLL
16:00 <Agent> Where do you find a jap girl with cans
16:00 <b1rd> surgery them
16:00 <moohoo> They're around
16:00 <Agent> WAIT THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE BIG
16:00 <Agent> JUST PUT BALLOONS IN HER SHIRT AND CENSOR IT, BLUR IT OUT
16:00 <Agent> THEY WON'T KNOW EH
16:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
16:00 <b1rd> tru
16:00 <b1rd> bring us jap girl with tits moohoo 
16:00 <b1rd> operation ramen storm
17:00 <Agent> Fuck it's a porno movie just waiting to be made
17:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
17:00 <b1rd> mad script
17:00 <Agent> Not only a chick with cannons
17:00 <Agent> BUT FUCKING RAMEN IS IN IT
17:00 <Agent> THE JAPS WILL LOSE THEIR FUCKING MINDS
17:00 <b1rd> action / porno
17:00 <Agent> We could conquer a fucking nation with this shit
17:00 <b1rd> i'd easy stand over them
17:00 <b1rd> to get ramen out door
18:00 <b1rd> you right.
18:00 <b1rd> nar serious, im a tank, and the yakuza respect me soooo
18:00 <b1rd> just slip in and out
18:00 <b1rd> shifty as fuck
18:00 <Agent> Joint Chiefs sitting huddled over their situation room desks making secret military plans
18:00 <Agent> I don't need no fuckin tank
18:00 <b1rd> bs
18:00 <Agent> Well
18:00 <b1rd> japs are mad
18:00 <Agent> I do need a fuckin tank
18:00 <Agent> But not to conquer japan
18:00 <Agent> LOL
18:00 <b1rd> me built like tank lol
19:00 <b1rd> i mean lol
19:00 <b1rd> :D
19:00 <Agent> I'd fight you
19:00 <b1rd> i bet
19:00 <b1rd> id fuck u
19:00 <Agent> Unlikely
19:00 <b1rd> youd lose then youd cop rootings
19:00 <b1rd> bs
19:00 <b1rd> prove it then lol
19:00 <Agent> I think I just threw down, didn't I?
19:00 <Agent> wtf lol
19:00 <moohoo> Agent he'd smash ya
19:00 <Agent> Big guys are usually easier to deal with than little ones
19:00 <b1rd> yes
19:00 <b1rd> not always
19:00 <Agent> Nah not always
19:00 <b1rd> coz im a slippery big guy
19:00 <Agent> Just usually
20:00 <b1rd> usually isnt enough
20:00 <b1rd> in real combat
20:00 <Agent> Overconfidence and lack of flexibility usually gets them
20:00 <b1rd> :p
20:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
20:00 <b1rd> yer right
20:00 <moohoo> I'm bigger than you b1rd
20:00 <b1rd> juijitsu from young as fuck
20:00 <b1rd> still flexible to hell
20:00 <b1rd> but yes
20:00 <Agent> It's really easy to arm lock a guy who's packed with muscles cause he has less range of movement
20:00 <b1rd> body builder types
20:00 <b1rd> applies to
20:00 <b1rd> im lean Agent 
20:00 <b1rd> lean slippery and flexible
21:00 <b1rd> joints cant be locked on my
21:00 <b1rd> i feel no pain either
21:00 <moohoo> I would beat you in arm wrestle b1rd
21:00 <Agent> Lol
21:00 <b1rd> giving away my secrets now moohoo  ;-]
21:00 <Agent> I wouldn't hold my breath on that one
21:00 <b1rd> i would
21:00 <b1rd> lolll
21:00 <b1rd> id have my cock up you so quick you wouldnt know what happened Agent 
21:00 <b1rd> LOOL
21:00 <moohoo> Lol
21:00 <b1rd> nar, no pain whatsoever
22:00 <b1rd> iv had so much of it physical and otherwise
22:00 <moohoo> Getting cock happy
22:00 <b1rd> just like bahhh
22:00 <Agent> Wouldn't be the first bloke to think his strength is enough to take me out
22:00 <b1rd> lol yes
22:00 <b1rd> COCK HAPPY
22:00 <Agent> Not really very afraid of strength. It counts for nothing against technique
22:00 <b1rd> keen to give it my all, Agent 
22:00 <b1rd> i have many technique
22:00 <b1rd> much much training
22:00 <moohoo> 1200?
22:00 <b1rd> all in my head when needed
22:00 <Agent> There's no amount of strength a human can have that defeats technique
23:00 <b1rd> true as
23:00 <b1rd> iv taken out 7 foot tall bodybuilders
23:00 <b1rd> and im only 198 cm
23:00 <b1rd> and skinny
23:00 <moohoo>  I'll eye gouge any cunts
23:00 <b1rd> even surprised myself
23:00 <b1rd> yep
23:00 <Agent> So you're tall
23:00 <b1rd> tall anough
23:00 <Agent> Lanky arms
23:00 <Agent> Easy target
23:00 <b1rd> bs
23:00 <moohoo> Lolz
23:00 <Agent> Come on
23:00 <b1rd> only coz ur like 154 cm
23:00 <moohoo> True agent
23:00 <Agent> You understand the concept of leverage right? :)
23:00 <b1rd> lol
23:00 <b1rd> id pick u up, spin u around
24:00 <b1rd> throw u down gently on the grass
24:00 <b1rd> fuck ya
24:00 <moohoo> Sit u down?
24:00 <Agent> I give you 10-1 up to $5000 you can't pick me up in half an hour with me doing nothing but defending
24:00 <b1rd> lulz
24:00 <b1rd> hrrrm
24:00 <b1rd> ok lets go
24:00 <b1rd> easy pick u up
24:00 <Agent> Lol
24:00 <moohoo> All talk 
24:00 <Agent> Not a chance, not even a sliver of one
24:00 <b1rd> bring it!
24:00 <b1rd> karrn then
25:00 <b1rd> i NEVER back down from a fuck
25:00 <b1rd> lulz
25:00 <b1rd> don't whinge rape tho
25:00 <moohoo>  B1rd I could let you perch on my prick
25:00 <b1rd> lolol
25:00 <Agent> Getting a Jiu Jitsu fighter's weight off his feet is impossible lol
25:00 <b1rd> sounds rad moohoo 
25:00 <b1rd> lol
25:00 <moohoo> U 90 lb weakling
25:00 <Agent> Hahaha
25:00 <b1rd> u think u jui jitsu
25:00 <b1rd> brazillian bs
25:00 <Agent> Erm
25:00 <b1rd> i trained BEFORE
25:00 <Agent> I do actually lol
25:00 <b1rd> bjj
25:00 <b1rd> all bs that bjj
25:00 <Agent> I been training Jiu Jitsu since I was six, and Wing Tsun since I was 20
26:00 <b1rd> i learnt original, with weapons training mate
26:00 <Agent> Unless you have >10yrs in something, I don't rate your chances at *all* lol
26:00 <b1rd> i went to your wing tsun school
26:00 <b1rd> mate
26:00 <moohoo> No chance agent
26:00 <b1rd> i know your style
26:00 <b1rd> checked you out 'agent' lol
26:00 <Agent> lolol
26:00 <moohoo> I'll box both of your skulls
26:00 <b1rd> i did mayyyte
26:00 <Agent> You were at my wing tsun school?
26:00 <b1rd> that wing tsun is bit pussy 
26:00 <b1rd> i had a geezer yes
26:00 <Agent> Lolol
26:00 <b1rd> weak dogs
26:00 <b1rd> i go to many places Agent 
26:00 <b1rd> lolol
26:00 <b1rd> by chance
26:00 <Agent> Were you stalking the students
27:00 <b1rd> no, 
27:00 <moohoo> Lol
27:00 <b1rd> always by chance
27:00 <b1rd> :-]
27:00 <b1rd> im not BREAKER!
27:00 <b1rd> lolol
27:00 <b1rd> props tho
27:00 <Agent> Were you stalking the instructor?
27:00 <b1rd> nup
27:00 <Agent> Then you didn't see me :P
27:00 <b1rd> if new fight club in my area
27:00 <b1rd> then i check it out
27:00 <b1rd> bash em up
27:00 <MrMiagi`> Lolz
27:00 <b1rd> you all talk Agent 
28:00 <MrMiagi`> Yup
28:00 <Agent> well
28:00 <b1rd> alllll talk
28:00 <Agent> This is internet relay CHAT
28:00 <MrMiagi`> Wing shung gimp
28:00 <b1rd> it is MY IRC
28:00 <Agent> Not Internet Relay MANHOOD PROVING CAGE FIGHT
28:00 <b1rd> lol yep
28:00 <b1rd> well
28:00 <b1rd> in my case
28:00 <b1rd> i like a fight
28:00 <Agent> I been fighting my whole life
28:00 <b1rd> good place to pickup a blue on the nets
28:00 <Agent> I'm down
28:00 <MrMiagi`> U fight on irc  only
28:00 <b1rd> where u at boiiii
28:00 <b1rd> lets go
28:00 <MrMiagi`> Not irl
28:00 <Agent> Northern Beaches of Sydney :/
28:00 <b1rd> fuck that shit
28:00 <Agent> I'm far from everyone :(
29:00 <b1rd> i'll come
29:00 <b1rd> fight ya
29:00 <MrMiagi`> Scared agent
29:00 <b1rd> then fuck ya
29:00 <Agent> Hahahah
29:00 <b1rd> addy?
29:00 <b1rd> location
29:00 <b1rd> karn
29:00 <MrMiagi`> Lolz
29:00 <b1rd> karrrrrn cun
29:00 <b1rd> CAPS NOW!
29:00 <Agent> My mats are in Artarmon
29:00 <b1rd> LOL
29:00 <Agent> We can rumble
29:00 <b1rd> TIME LOCATION PLZ
29:00 <b1rd> GPS.
29:00 <Agent> Now
29:00 <Agent> I'm going to trainign in about an hour
29:00 <b1rd> I'LL GET BREAKER TO PREP THE CHOPPER!
29:00 <Agent> lol
29:00 <b1rd> LOCATION
29:00 <b1rd> THIS IS serious NOW
30:00 <b1rd> LOL
30:00 <Agent> You're not even in sydney lol
30:00 <b1rd> BS
30:00 <b1rd> COULD BE
30:00 <b1rd> 1 HOUR
30:00 <Agent> Yeh but you're not lol
30:00 <b1rd> FKNNN GRRR
30:00 <b1rd> U SILLY
30:00 <Agent> Fuckin melbournite
30:00 <MrMiagi`> COULD
30:00 <b1rd> YER SO
30:00 <Agent> LOL
30:00 <b1rd> I GO DOWN ESSENDON
30:00 <b1rd> FKN CHOPPER MATE
30:00 <Agent> Melbournites can't fight
30:00 <b1rd> BRING IT
30:00 <Agent> mic drop
30:00 <b1rd> OI
30:00 <b1rd> LETS GO 
30:00 <Agent> Well be in Artarmon in 59 minutes
30:00 <b1rd> YOU ALLLLL TTALK Agent 
30:00 <Agent> Um
30:00 <Agent> I'll be there
30:00 <b1rd> GPS
30:00 <Agent> WILL YOU?!??
30:00 <MrMiagi`> THEY fight their wives
30:00 <Agent> HAHAHAHAH GPS
30:00 <b1rd> YEP
31:00 <b1rd> GPS COORDINATES NOW
31:00 <b1rd> WELL WTF U THINK I AM
31:00 <b1rd> CIVILLIAN
31:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLL
31:00 <Agent> Hahahahaa
31:00 <b1rd> BIT HARD FOR ME TO JUMP ON YA ROOF WITHOUT GPS
31:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOL
31:00 <MrMiagi`> B1rd doesn't abide by common man law
31:00 <b1rd> calling the RAAF now
31:00 <b1rd> brb
31:00 <b1rd> hooking up transport for halo jump onto Agent's head
32:00 <b1rd> lololol
32:00 <b1rd> ok brb
32:00 <b1rd> suit up
32:00 <Agent> If you show up at my mats with camo pants and no shirt with a linen headband around your nugget and an ammo belt over your shoulder then I will immediately surrender and pay you the bet
32:00 <MrMiagi`> Bbs
32:00 <b1rd> mate
32:00 <b1rd> i could fall out of the sky
32:00 <b1rd> onto your head
32:00 <b1rd> you woulndn't know it
32:00 <Agent> Otherwise I'm gonna throw you the fuck to the mat and pin two limbs until you admit you are gay
32:00 <b1rd> but i'd jus play with ya
32:00 <b1rd> LOL u wish
32:00 <b1rd> LOOOLLL
32:00 <Agent> lolol
32:00 <b1rd> im only bit gay
32:00 <b1rd> in theory
32:00 <b1rd> only
32:00 <b1rd> LOOLL
33:00 <b1rd> calling RAAF 
33:00 <b1rd> brb
33:00 <MrMiagi`> Pinned ya....pinned ya again....
33:00 <Agent> N ot a good idea
33:00 <Agent> Those boys are my mates
33:00 <b1rd> my joints are double jointed mate
33:00 <Agent> RAAF is on my side mate :P
33:00 <b1rd> no pins work
33:00 <b1rd> bs cunt
33:00 <b1rd> u wish
33:00 <Agent> I don't believe that for a second :P
33:00 <Agent> I was RAAF for about 18 months lol
33:00 <b1rd> i know
33:00 <b1rd> u shit cun tho
33:00 <Agent> I bailed
33:00 <b1rd> bum cleaner
33:00 <Agent> Yeh
33:00 <b1rd> lol
33:00 <Agent> Nah
33:00 <Agent> I was pilot
34:00 <Agent> I gtfo'd though
34:00 <b1rd> why
34:00 <MrMiagi`> Palm pilot
34:00 <b1rd> siLOOLO
34:00 <b1rd> silly
34:00 <b1rd> good career
34:00 <b1rd> they look after ya
34:00 <MrMiagi`> RAAF dropout
34:00 <b1rd> lol
34:00 <MrMiagi`> Sad really
34:00 <b1rd> probably my fault
34:00 <b1rd> loool
34:00 <MrMiagi`> Why
34:00 <Agent> Nah, mum got sick. Needed care. Had to apply for exemption from return of service obligation
34:00 <b1rd> dunno
35:00 <b1rd> kk
35:00 <Agent> Wouldn't let me back in after
35:00 <b1rd> bit gay
35:00 <Agent> Yeh
35:00 <b1rd> u were still fit tho?
35:00 <MrMiagi`> Bullshit you raped someone
36:00 <b1rd> ur mum bad influence
36:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
36:00 <b1rd> maybe..
36:00 <Agent> She got better!
36:00 <Agent> I thought she was gonna check out
36:00 <MrMiagi`> Defs rape
36:00 <b1rd> im always like that
36:00 <b1rd> lol
36:00 <Agent> When she got well again I tried to go back to my plane but they wouldn't let me back in :(
36:00 <b1rd> cuns think im dying and then BOOOOOm bounce back
36:00 <Agent> Hehe
36:00 <b1rd> sux a
36:00 <b1rd> ill call me mate
36:00 <b1rd> force them to let u in?
36:00 <Agent> Yeh my mums was like "TROLLS LOL I'M FINE"
37:00 <b1rd> otherwise bash em
37:00 <b1rd> lol
37:00 <b1rd> slut!
37:00 <Agent> Lol
37:00 <b1rd> attention seeka! lol
37:00 <Agent> Yep yep
37:00 <Agent> So now I work indoors :
37:00 <Agent> :(
37:00 <Agent> Not as rad
37:00 <b1rd> ahah
37:00 <Agent> Don't get as many bitches
37:00 <MrMiagi`> Is hungry jacks breakfast shit?
38:00 <Agent> Were you military bird?
38:00 <b1rd> hrrm neither here nor there Agent 
38:00 <MrMiagi`> He does ballet
38:00 <Agent> Ballet is military
38:00 <MrMiagi`> I know
38:00 <b1rd> i assisted is all
38:00 <Agent> I wouldn't fight a ballerina eh
38:00 <b1rd> too MENTAL for actual service
38:00 <b1rd> lol
38:00 <MrMiagi`> Nope
39:00 <Agent> Heh
39:00 <MrMiagi`> B1rd would
39:00 <Agent> So you were a PoW?
39:00 <Agent> LOL
39:00 <b1rd> long stories
39:00 <b1rd> nobody would believe anyhow
39:00 <b1rd> just make me look silly
39:00 <b1rd> so yeh
39:00 <b1rd> lol
39:00 <Agent> Go
39:00 <b1rd> nar cant
39:00 <Agent> Can
39:00 <b1rd> classified
39:00 <b1rd> anyway
39:00 <Agent> Get fucked lol
39:00 <b1rd> is
39:00 <b1rd> i not even allowed to know status of my own health mate
39:00 <Agent> ARE J00 IN THE CIA
39:00 <b1rd> how fkd is that
40:00 <b1rd> heh 
40:00 <b1rd> can't talk a
40:00 <Agent> lol fuck off classified
40:00 <b1rd> is
40:00 <b1rd> i wont bite again on this a
40:00 <b1rd> bbl
40:00 <b1rd> all in my head mate :d
40:00 <b1rd> im a schizophrenic
40:00 <b1rd> ;-]
40:00 <Agent> Lolol
40:00 <b1rd> i is
40:00 <b1rd> diagnosed lol
40:00 <Agent> Srs
40:00 <Agent> That's rad
40:00 <b1rd> yer, nar but yeer
40:00 <b1rd> lol
40:00 <b1rd> best cover
41:00 <Agent> Haha
41:00 <Agent> YEH I STOLE THE FILES BUT IT WASN'T ME IT WAS *HIM*
41:00 <b1rd> nortttty
41:00 <Agent> Classified lol
41:00 <Agent> Ok I need chocolate
41:00 <b1rd> seriously
41:00 <b1rd> verrrry norty
41:00 <Agent> Hahaha
41:00 <Agent> Illegal I believe
41:00 <b1rd> just a litttttle
41:00 <b1rd> lol
41:00 <Agent> Classified? Not unless you were a member
41:00 <b1rd> funny tho
41:00 <b1rd> yer but 
41:00 <Agent> You can't classify the knowledge of a civilian
41:00 <b1rd> still need clearance
42:00 <b1rd> oi
42:00 <Agent> And a civilian is not bound to honor classification
42:00 <b1rd> gaming the system bro
42:00 <b1rd> bbl
42:00 <Agent> Heheh
42:00 <Agent> gg
42:00 <b1rd> u deviant
42:00 <b1rd> !
42:00 <Agent> Lol
42:00 <Agent> I was *actually* military lololol
42:00 <Agent> I know how classification works :P
42:00 <b1rd> still stfu
42:00 <Agent> lol ok
42:00 <b1rd> k
42:00 <b1rd> plz
42:00 <b1rd> i done lotta bad shit
42:00 <b1rd> lol
43:00 <Agent> we all have, fuck
43:00 <b1rd> lol
43:00 <barstard> No we havent
43:00 <Agent> Not a cunt on the planet who can admit to every little thing he's done in life
43:00 <b1rd> i can
43:00 <b1rd> coz i loved it all
43:00 <barstard> Yes there is
43:00 <Agent> No ou can't
43:00 <b1rd> bs
43:00 <Agent> Shit's classified LOL
43:00 <barstard> LOL
43:00 <b1rd> is not
43:00 <b1rd> im civi
43:00 <Agent> Hahaha
43:00 <b1rd> :-]
43:00 <b1rd> hired merc at times of CRISIS
43:00 <b1rd> back to normal life
43:00 <b1rd> la la la
43:00 <Agent> AHHH PMC
43:00 <Agent> Shit's legit
44:00 <b1rd> nothing u can do
44:00 <b1rd> government hire
44:00 <b1rd> quietly
44:00 <Agent> I nearly did that
44:00 <b1rd> u shud
44:00 <b1rd> so fun
44:00 <Agent> Dun think it's worth it
44:00 <b1rd> narr
44:00 <b1rd> best rush
44:00 <Agent> Might be on $300k a year but 70% survival rate per year
44:00 <b1rd> yer
44:00 <b1rd> so
44:00 <b1rd> lol
44:00 <Agent> Nar
44:00 <b1rd> fuck stats 
44:00 <b1rd> just do it
44:00 <Agent> Don't like those odds
44:00 <b1rd> increase odds by killing all in way
45:00 <Agent> Can't spend money if you skeleton
45:00 <b1rd> is the right method
45:00 <b1rd> can
45:00 <b1rd> lol
45:00 <Agent> When i got out of military I joined thec ops instead
45:00 <Agent> Did the minimum possible time being a professional cunt on the street
45:00 <Agent> Then got my ass into weapons training and riot unit
45:00 <b1rd> ahah
45:00 <Agent> Yeh well
45:00 <Agent> Had to do the required 3 years on the street
45:00 <b1rd> cool
45:00 <Agent> No way outta that
46:00 <Agent> Tried to be a minimal cunt as best I could but... it's the job <shrug>
46:00 <b1rd> but
46:00 <b1rd> not in rough area
46:00 <b1rd> i bet
46:00 <b1rd> LOL
46:00 <barstard> I call bs agent
46:00 <Agent> Nah I transferred to the best places
46:00 <Agent> Got the fuck out again after lol
46:00 <b1rd> lol
46:00 <b1rd> cute
46:00 <Agent> I did 3 months in redfern and fucked right off
46:00 <b1rd> :-]
46:00 <b1rd> hahahah
46:00 <b1rd> taming the animals
46:00 <barstard> Did what?
46:00 <Agent> Animals, fuck
46:00 <Agent> You shoulda seen my ass in my first week in redfern
47:00 <Agent> Cunts were shooting up in the street
47:00 <Agent> And I was like, let's go get that cunt
47:00 <b1rd> hahhaa
47:00 <b1rd> normal.
47:00 <barstard> Yeah awesomw
47:00 <Agent> And the guys were like noooooo no nonono, get your ass back here
47:00 <barstard> My kinda stuff
47:00 <b1rd> they cant shoot for shit
47:00 <Agent> You lock that cunt up and 400 guys will storm the streets and bust him out
47:00 <b1rd> anyway
47:00 <b1rd> lovely a
47:00 <barstard> Abbots?
47:00 <Agent> Yeah
47:00 <barstard> Abos
47:00 <Agent> You know how cops normally chill out in pairs?
47:00 <barstard> Yeah
47:00 <b1rd> yeh
47:00 <Agent> In Redfern it's outright suicide to leave the station in a squad of less than 12
48:00 <Agent> You just don't do it
48:00 <b1rd> hahhaha
48:00 <b1rd> you have led an interesting life it seems Agent 
48:00 <Agent> I spent 3 months there and fucked off
48:00 <barstard> Cunt of a life
48:00 <Agent> Sort of
48:00 <b1rd> lol
48:00 <Agent> I've had interesting work
48:00 <barstard> Like here in dandenong
48:00 <Agent> I never went the office job kinda thing
48:00 <b1rd> yes
48:00 <barstard> FREAKS
48:00 <Agent> Always wanted the action
49:00 <b1rd> sitting too long sucks
49:00 <b1rd> indeed
49:00 <Agent> Pilot, cop, martial arts instructor... those have been my main jobs until now
49:00 <barstard> Tell me about it
49:00 <barstard> Cop????
49:00 <Agent> Now I have a much more tame job but funnily enough it's still very intersting
49:00 <Agent> Yeh I was a cop for six years
49:00 <barstard> Fuck this pig b1rd
49:00 <Agent> Yeh lol
49:00 <barstard> Dayumm
49:00 <b1rd> and literary author
49:00 <b1rd> :-]
49:00 <b1rd> on irc 
50:00 <barstard> We don't deal with pigs
50:00 <b1rd> ?
50:00 <Agent> Now that you mention the shit :)
50:00 <Agent> I was an English tutor before all that lol
50:00 <b1rd> on irc yes?
50:00 <b1rd> lol
50:00 <Agent> In yr 12
50:00 <barstard> Lol
50:00 <b1rd> ahh
50:00 <Agent> I mean
50:00 <Agent> For yr 12
50:00 <b1rd> pedo!
50:00 <b1rd> lolll
50:00 <Agent> LOL
50:00 <barstard> I need to poop
50:00 <Agent> I tell you wat
50:00 <b1rd> nar fringe benefits
50:00 <b1rd> ;-]
50:00 <Agent> Pedos got the full boot when I was in the job
51:00 <b1rd> how old was u
51:00 <b1rd> at time
51:00 <Agent> Young
51:00 <b1rd> well thats ok then
51:00 <b1rd> just fringe benefits of tutoring
51:00 <barstard> How old are u agent??? 70
51:00 <Agent> I got in at 24 and out at 30
51:00 <Agent> I'm 36 now
51:00 <b1rd> upload birth cert
51:00 <Agent> Out at 29 actually
51:00 <barstard> Old cunt
51:00 <Agent> Yeh I know :(
51:00 <barstard> Llol upload
51:00 <Agent> Cause I been at the casino for 7 yrs
51:00 <b1rd> lol
51:00 <barstard> Old b1rd
52:00 <barstard> Cert or bs
52:00 <b1rd> yes
52:00 <b1rd> upload birth cert Agent 
52:00 <barstard> Now
52:00 <b1rd> lol
52:00 <b1rd> NOW!
52:00 <b1rd> or not beleive
52:00 <b1rd> lulz
52:00 <barstard> Nup
52:00 <b1rd> she aint keen
52:00 <barstard> Not 36
52:00 <barstard> No way
52:00 <b1rd> she's 33 or so
52:00 <b1rd> i guess.
52:00 <barstard> She?
52:00 <b1rd> language patterns
52:00 <barstard> Its a he
53:00 <b1rd> nar
53:00 <b1rd> impossible
53:00 <b1rd> definte woman
53:00 <b1rd> hot too i bet
53:00 <barstard> Let's fuck then
53:00 <b1rd> yes
53:00 <b1rd> lets!
53:00 <b1rd> the way she took the irc 'fight'
53:00 <barstard> Spitty her like the pig she is
53:00 <b1rd> definte lady
53:00 <b1rd> a man woulda arked up
53:00 <b1rd> lol
53:00 <b1rd> lolol
53:00 <barstard> Yeah
53:00 <b1rd> hope still has uniform!
54:00 <b1rd> keeeen
54:00 <barstard> Yeah bro
54:00 <b1rd> batton.
54:00 <b1rd> tazer
54:00 <b1rd> i'll stop too norty lol
54:00 <barstard> I'll taze her freckle
54:00 <b1rd> lulz
54:00 <Agent> Back
54:00 <b1rd> i reckon she would be a good fight tho
54:00 <Agent> Was getting chocolate
54:00 <barstard> Make it pucker
54:00 <Agent> What'd I miss
54:00 <b1rd> read up
54:00 <b1rd> we'll wait
54:00 <b1rd> :D
55:00 <Agent> I'm not fuckin reading all that dribble
55:00 <barstard> Not much
55:00 <b1rd> FUCK OFF THEN 
55:00 <b1rd> lol
55:00 <barstard> He he its important stuff
55:00 <Agent> Eh
55:00 <Agent> You talkin about wome
55:00 <Agent> women
55:00 <b1rd> you
55:00 <Agent> Your gooke woman eh
55:00 <b1rd> nup
55:00 <b1rd> we worked u out
55:00 <b1rd> you is female
55:00 <Agent> Wasn't it you who had the gook girl?
55:00 <barstard> I was going to taze your butt hole
55:00 <b1rd> the FOCUS IS ON YOU NOW AGENT
55:00 <Agent> Oh wait no that was tozza
55:00 <b1rd> yes
56:00 <Agent> What do you mean now
56:00 <barstard> Agent is a man
56:00 <Agent> I been blabbin my life story for half an hour lol
56:00 <b1rd> yes
56:00 <b1rd> you have beeeeen eXposed
56:00 <b1rd> as a female
56:00 <b1rd> lol
56:00 <Agent> Oh lol
56:00 <b1rd> props tho
56:00 <Agent> You think I'm a bitch
56:00 <b1rd> hell yeah
56:00 <barstard> With a nice tookis
56:00 <Agent> Mate
56:00 <Agent> If I was a bitch
56:00 <Agent> I'd have the best fuckin cannons you ever seen
56:00 <b1rd> quite certain actually, i been troll da internet before u born
56:00 <b1rd> i reckon
56:00 <b1rd> show 
57:00 <barstard> Can I finger bash?
57:00 <b1rd> LUlz
57:00 <Agent> Nah
57:00 <Agent> Not Kelevra
57:00 <b1rd> when internet not exist, me and my fam troll it
57:00 <b1rd> we INVENTED trolling 
57:00 <barstard> Wtf
57:00 <b1rd> dw im not gunna expose u that bad Agent 
57:00 <b1rd> lol
57:00 <b1rd> im a gentleman
57:00 <Agent> Lol I don't care if yiou think I'm a chick
57:00 <Agent> Doesn't bother me
57:00 <b1rd> well you are
58:00 <Agent> This is da intarwebz :P
58:00 <b1rd> prove us wrong
58:00 <barstard> Just your sweet sweet bum hole
58:00 <b1rd> yum
58:00 <Agent> Bruh
58:00 <b1rd> lol
58:00 <Agent> You'd toss your own salad if you saw my asshole
58:00 <b1rd> starts talking like male now lol
58:00 <b1rd> Rofffl
58:00 <barstard> Intact??
58:00 <Agent> lololl
58:00 <b1rd> honestly... female all the way to the wank bank
58:00 <b1rd> lol bas
59:00 <barstard> Defs got a fanny
59:00 <b1rd> yes
59:00 <b1rd> smells good too
59:00 <b1rd> lolll
59:00 <barstard> And a front bum
59:00 <barstard> Smells like wees n poos
59:00 <b1rd> LOL
59:00 <Agent> Here's a picture of me I took last night yo
59:00 <Agent> http://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steamcommunity/public/images/avatars/79/79c1f695bbfb40a45017d0df5aca2492823ed0f4_full.jpg
59:00 <barstard> Fuck what to do today
59:00 <b1rd> ROFFFFFFl
00:00 <b1rd> goggle much
00:00 <b1rd> sink piss get maggoted bas
00:00 <Agent> Had to find a pic that didn't have a giveaway filename lol
00:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
00:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOLOL
00:00 <b1rd> search term included
00:00 <barstard> What's that?
00:00 <Agent> THATS ME
00:00 <Agent> LAST NIGHT
01:00 <barstard> A cheeseburger
01:00 <Lumeah> What.. Lol 
01:00 <barstard> Wtf
01:00 <Lumeah> Ya a chick 
01:00 <Agent> Seriously, how the fuck does a human being do that
01:00 <b1rd> morning Lumeah 
01:00 <Agent> Lumeah, no
01:00 <Agent> These guys think I'm a chick
01:00 <b1rd> you clearly are
02:00 <Agent> Doesn't bother me none lol
02:00 <b1rd> you trolled me when i was drinking
02:00 <b1rd> other night
02:00 <b1rd> VERY LOW
02:00 <Agent> Did I
02:00 <b1rd> tried to be the guy...
02:00 <Agent> I trolled everyone, I don't remember
02:00 <b1rd> get all my goss
02:00 <barstard> Can I sniff your fanny?
02:00 <b1rd> lol
02:00 <b1rd> norty Agent 
02:00 <b1rd> get the b1rd  on the turps and then pretend male
02:00 <b1rd> get the Boys talk
02:00 <b1rd> really really ahhhh
03:00 <b1rd> never irc'ing after beers again lol
03:00 <barstard> Agent not on darls
03:00 <b1rd> lol
03:00 <b1rd> she's one of the lads 
03:00 <b1rd> sometimes lol
03:00 <b1rd> cheeeeky
03:00 <Agent> Lol
03:00 <barstard> Yeah ahahahaha
03:00 <b1rd> nice trolling tho
03:00 <b1rd> seriously
03:00 <b1rd> get them at their weakest lol
03:00 <barstard> Good job 
03:00 <Agent> Isn't it usually the bitches who get accused of being dudes
03:00 <b1rd> yes
04:00 <b1rd> nar
04:00 <b1rd> lol
04:00 <b1rd> don't divert attention Agent !
04:00 <Agent> Well I suppose everything I've said since arriving on this channel could still be true if I were female
04:00 <b1rd> you been norty
04:00 <barstard> But we know now that you have a varge
04:00 <b1rd> trying to join the Online manspeak!
04:00 <b1rd> lol barstard 
04:00 <barstard> Lol
04:00 <Agent> Lol Varge
04:00 <b1rd> that's like...
04:00 <b1rd> unforgiveable
05:00 <b1rd> what u gunna do next Agent, dress as man and join Freemasons
05:00 <b1rd> LOL
05:00 <b1rd> so norty
05:00 <b1rd> lol
05:00 <b1rd> ;}
05:00 <barstard> Stonecutters rofl
05:00 <Agent> I am the road captain of the local freemasons chapter mate
05:00 <b1rd> lolol
05:00 <barstard> We dooooooo
05:00 <b1rd> u are not
05:00 <b1rd> not as a female
05:00 <barstard> Lol
05:00 <Agent> All freemasons are female
05:00 <b1rd> roffl
05:00 <b1rd> yer sure
05:00 <Agent> LULZ
06:00 <b1rd> do my head in much
06:00 <b1rd> dw u not miss much
06:00 <b1rd> lol
06:00 <Agent> WHAT
06:00 <Agent> THERE ARE TWO OF THEM
06:00 <b1rd> but us men gotta have final say babes
06:00 <b1rd> two of what
06:00 <Agent> TWO FUCKING LUMEAHS
06:00 <barstard> Sometimes 3
06:00 <Lumeah2> yup
06:00 <b1rd> don't ask questions you don't want the answers to Agent 
07:00 <Lumeah2> I'm special
07:00 <Agent> I didn't ask
07:00 <b1rd> convineience
07:00 <Agent> Don't worry
07:00 <b1rd> lol
07:00 <barstard> She fat enough just 1 of them
07:00 <b1rd> fone here pc here 
07:00 <b1rd> i gu ess
07:00 <Agent> Is Lumeah fat
07:00 <b1rd> narr
07:00 <Agent> I never seen her ass
07:00 <Agent> I don't think
07:00 <b1rd> bet you are tho Agent 
07:00 <b1rd> big fat desk jockey 
07:00 <barstard> Lmao
07:00 <Agent> Nah good shape
07:00 <Agent> And nah I don't desk
07:00 <Agent> Never did, never will
07:00 <barstard> Big skidmarked  girdle
07:00 <b1rd> bs
07:00 <Lumeah2> seriously if your worried about fatness you are a chick...
08:00 <b1rd> yes
08:00 <b1rd> Lumeah2, is clearly right
08:00 <Lumeah2> cuzguys worry about cock size not fatness
08:00 <b1rd> so true Lumeah2 
08:00 <Lumeah2> they think there king being fat budda
08:00 <b1rd> lolol
08:00 <b1rd> bought and paid for 
08:00 <Agent> So what's the truth lumeah
08:00 <Lumeah2> look at my belly!!
08:00 <barstard> I have a fat dick 
08:00 <Agent> Is a long dick better than a fat dick or vice versa
08:00 <b1rd> could arrrsk u same question Agent 
08:00 <b1rd> lo
08:00 <barstard> I love being fat
08:00 <b1rd> same
08:00 <Agent> Well I got a middle dick
09:00 <Agent> No complaints
09:00 <barstard> In the undies
09:00 <Lumeah2> im not aswering u hunny
09:00 <b1rd> speak up Agent 
09:00 <Agent> Keepin us in the dark eh
09:00 <Agent> Also, what exactly is the defining feature of a Hand Crafted IRC Client
09:00 <Agent> As opposed to what
09:00 <barstard> Fat dick best
09:00 <b1rd> Agent, diverts 
09:00 <b1rd> lol
09:00 <b1rd> she is ninja
09:00 <barstard> Girth
09:00 <b1rd> throws smoke bomb over there when heat gets goin
09:00 <barstard> Johninja
09:00 <b1rd> answer Lumeah2, Agent 
10:00 <b1rd> now
10:00 <Agent> Wait what was the question
10:00 <b1rd> lol Agent 
10:00 <Agent> She didn't ask one? :(
10:00 <b1rd> :p
10:00 <barstard> AaahajVVagahafa
10:00 <Agent> Lumeah, ask me a question
10:00 <Agent> GO
10:00 <b1rd> speak up Agent 
10:00 <Agent> Any question you want and I promise a truthful answer
10:00 <b1rd> upload birth cert.
10:00 <b1rd> ROFFL
11:00 <Agent> That's not a question lol
11:00 <b1rd> yer nice
11:00 <b1rd> as if YOU ever truthful
11:00 <barstard> deadpandadolls: wake up homo
11:00 <b1rd> cheeky
11:00 <Agent> Fuck off that deadpandadolls cunt
11:00 <b1rd> at least IRL, i have some sense if u lie
11:00 <b1rd> coz u start talk abit faster
11:00 <b1rd> change topic
11:00 <Agent> Not if you think I'm female lol
11:00 <b1rd> same as here tho..
11:00 <b1rd> you are
11:00 <b1rd> it is a Fact
11:00 <Agent> kk
12:00 <b1rd> no shame in being femal agent
12:00 <Agent> Eh what day is it
12:00 <Agent> Is it Sunday
12:00 <b1rd> we're all different
12:00 <b1rd> lol
12:00 <barstard> Sat
12:00 <b1rd> again, topic changes
12:00 <Agent> Weekend
12:00 <b1rd> focus babes
12:00 <Agent> Can't play League of Legends on a weekend
12:00 <Agent> Too many kiddies
12:00 <barstard> Lolz
13:00 <b1rd> lol
13:00 <Agent> Lol
13:00 <Agent> AND THEN THERE WAS WON
13:00 <Agent> won...
13:00 <Agent> ONE
13:00 <barstard> Fuck its cold a
13:00 <b1rd> it is!
13:00 <b1rd> 5 this morning
14:00 <b1rd> at least here
14:00 <barstard> Feels freezing in my room
14:00 <b1rd> get heater on man
14:00 <barstard> Need hot shower
14:00 <b1rd> you'll freeze
14:00 <b1rd> yep
14:00 <Agent> burp
14:00 <barstard> Nah I'm good lol
14:00 <b1rd> fuck my balls would freeze
14:00 <barstard> Might crack a beer
14:00 <b1rd> me too!
14:00 <b1rd> coz gook gone out
14:00 <b1rd> wont hassle me
14:00 <b1rd> yay
14:00 <barstard> I'm still under doona
14:00 <b1rd> lol
14:00 <Agent> Lol I knew it bird
15:00 <Agent> You havea  gooke too
15:00 <barstard> I love gooks
15:00 <b1rd> Coopers sparkling ale
15:00 <barstard> They stink
15:00 <Agent> I had a few gookes
15:00 <b1rd> then we'll interrogate agent
15:00 <barstard> YESS
15:00 <b1rd> lol Agent 
15:00 <barstard> I have Cooper's
15:00 <b1rd> pssst
15:00 <b1rd> open
15:00 <b1rd> :]
15:00 <barstard> I just did
15:00 <Agent> Coopers orright
16:00 <barstard> I drink vb
16:00 <b1rd> Agent, crack a cold one
16:00 <b1rd> babes
16:00 <Agent> Boo
16:00 <Agent> VB is shit
16:00 <b1rd> vic is ok at times tho
16:00 <barstard> Very bogan
16:00 <b1rd> u can't drink fancy shit with heavies
16:00 <barstard> Fuck off its shit
16:00 <Agent> It's fucken shit
16:00 <b1rd> you would know that Agent, if you were male
16:00 <b1rd> it is, but its about male pride
16:00 <b1rd> heavies always drink it
16:00 <Agent> What
16:00 <b1rd> stubornly
16:00 <Agent> Drinkin VB
16:00 <Agent> that ain't pride yo
16:00 <b1rd> yer
16:00 <b1rd> nar u wrong
17:00 <b1rd> u female thats y
17:00 <barstard> Nah man if I rocked up with a corona these cunts would crack up
17:00 <b1rd> lol
17:00 <b1rd> yep
17:00 <Agent> Mmm
17:00 <b1rd> see...
17:00 <Agent> Corona's alright too
17:00 <b1rd> barstard, is a HEAVY
17:00 <b1rd> a MAN
17:00 <b1rd> you not. lol
17:00 <Agent> Bastard sounds like a dumb cunt
17:00 <Agent> Drinks VB
17:00 <barstard> I drink only vb
17:00 <Agent> Lol
17:00 <barstard> Its what I like 
18:00 <Agent> Spose I can't fault that
18:00 <barstard> Always have...plus tough cunts drink it I gotta set an example here 
18:00 <b1rd> which beers you like best and why, Agent 
18:00 <b1rd> quick
18:00 <barstard> NOW
18:00 <Agent> Bluetongue
18:00 <b1rd> true barstard 
18:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
18:00 <b1rd> wtf
18:00 <b1rd> is 
18:00 <barstard> Your kidding right
18:00 <b1rd> that
18:00 <b1rd> that is NOTTTT BEER
19:00 <Agent> It's a NSW specialty brew, there's only one brewery
19:00 <barstard> Its cheap shit
19:00 <Agent> It's in teh hunter valley
19:00 <Agent> And it's fucken shit
19:00 <Agent> Lol
19:00 <Agent> It was just the first beer that came to mind
19:00 <barstard> Lolz
19:00 <barstard> Funny cunt but
19:00 <Agent> I'm actually partial to the coopers
19:00 <barstard> Sol
19:00 <b1rd> only gays drink that
19:00 <b1rd> or women
19:00 <Agent> But if I had to pick my favorite it'd be some sort of franziskaner
19:00 <b1rd> i pick. women
19:00 <barstard> I drink bearded lady
20:00 <b1rd> Agent is DDOSing lumeah
20:00 <barstard> Can't believe u guys hate Vic...
20:00 <b1rd> through jealousy of not having the b1rd in her palm
20:00 <b1rd> ;-]
20:00 <Agent> VB isn't great
20:00 <Agent> It's pretty much urine bruh
21:00 <b1rd> real men can stomach a tuff beer like VIC
21:00 <barstard> Beers beer
21:00 <b1rd> it is!
21:00 <b1rd> gets ya tipsy
21:00 <barstard> I fucking love the stuff
21:00 <b1rd> no fucking owrries mate
21:00 <b1rd> man water.
21:00 <b1rd> = beer
21:00 <Agent> I don't mind a coopers but really I'll only drink a beer from a tap, and I won't usually touch anything that wasn't brewed in germany
21:00 <barstard> Its lolly water
21:00 <Agent> Gimme a franziskaner or a weissbier if I"m just chillin
21:00 <barstard> You really are a chick
22:00 <b1rd> lol
22:00 <b1rd> she is!
22:00 <b1rd> pants down now Agent 
22:00 <b1rd> we see for ourselves
22:00 <Agent> Ok I've pretty much named the manliest beers on the planet and you take it as evidence I'm a chick lol
22:00 <barstard> Come here and see what the boys have to say about that
22:00 <Agent> I s uppose I could've said Guinness, that's a pretty manly drink
22:00 <barstard> Yess
22:00 <Agent> But that shit tastes like vomit
22:00 <barstard> Stout
22:00 <barstard> No its great
23:00 <Agent> I mean I'll drink it
23:00 <barstard> U don't drink much...do u?
23:00 <Agent> But it ain't my preference
23:00 <Agent> Actually my preferred drink will make you think I'm a chick lol
23:00 <barstard> U shouldn't if u don't like it
23:00 <Agent> Beer ain't my main move
23:00 <barstard> Just stoopid
23:00 <barstard> Cocaine?
23:00 <Agent> I drink wine mostly
24:00 <barstard> Omg goon?
24:00 <Agent> Nah I never did coke eh
24:00 <Agent> Never tried it
24:00 <barstard> Sovereign point fruity lexia
24:00 <Agent> My mum does goon lol
24:00 <Agent> She always got a cask in the fridge
24:00 <barstard> I like wine a little 
24:00 <barstard> And port
24:00 <barstard> Mmmm
24:00 <Agent> Oh port is the tits
24:00 <Agent> I love my fortified stuff
24:00 <barstard> Too pissed tho
24:00 <barstard> Apera
25:00 <Agent> I got a grandfather just about ready to crack actually
25:00 <Agent> I might go get it
25:00 <barstard> I used to smash 2 litres tawny daily
25:00 <Agent> Fark
25:00 <Agent> 2 litres
25:00 <barstard> Yup
25:00 <Agent> That's pretty heavy
25:00 <barstard> I was crook as
25:00 <Agent> LOL
25:00 <Agent> You don't fucken say cunt
25:00 <barstard> Now only beer good as gold
26:00 <barstard> Yeah man just wanted to wipe myself out back then
26:00 <barstard> Fuck shit
26:00 <Agent> Yeh
26:00 <Agent> Can only imagine
26:00 <Agent> I never been rock bottom
26:00 <b1rd> Agent,  you outted yaself as a chick 
27:00 <Agent> Why
27:00 <b1rd> there is little doubt now 
27:00 <barstard> I am :(
27:00 <b1rd> dw
27:00 <b1rd> we know 
27:00 <b1rd> its ok to be female, you are useful to us
27:00 <barstard> Piss off bird I'm nearly in
27:00 <b1rd> lol
27:00 <Agent> LOL
27:00 <b1rd> lolll
27:00 <b1rd> go for gold mate
27:00 <barstard> LOL
27:00 <b1rd> she's all yours
27:00 <Lumeah2> hahaha
27:00 <b1rd> i'll take shlops
27:00 <b1rd> lolololol
27:00 <Agent> hhahahahahaha
27:00 <barstard> Done
27:00 <Agent> rofl irl
27:00 <b1rd> ;-]
27:00 <b1rd> nar jokes
27:00 <b1rd> me first
27:00 <barstard> Ahahahahaha
27:00 <b1rd> nar
27:00 <b1rd> you first
27:00 <barstard> F no
27:00 <Agent> If you met me you wouldn't want to fuck me
27:00 <b1rd> you open her up for my big boy
27:00 <barstard> Yup
27:00 <b1rd> lolllll
28:00 <barstard> Same time??
28:00 <b1rd> not true Agent 
28:00 <barstard> We spitty
28:00 <b1rd> ok
28:00 <b1rd> lollll
28:00 <Agent> Lol faggots
28:00 <barstard> I'll take front
28:00 <Lumeah2> so a chick
28:00 <barstard> Nah
28:00 <barstard> No touching me bird
28:00 <Agent> Lumeah, no
28:00 <barstard> Well don't touch my balls
28:00 <Agent> This got old a while ago but they still havin fun lol
28:00 <b1rd> 1st beer down
29:00 <b1rd> lol
29:00 <barstard> Fuck u man I better start
29:00 <b1rd> yes
29:00 <b1rd> second beer mate
29:00 <Agent> SICK
29:00 <barstard> I only have 8 here
29:00 <b1rd> swillin em down
29:00 <Agent> I found a Vin De Vie I forgot I had
29:00 <b1rd> i only haz 3 here
29:00 <barstard> Breakfast
29:00 <Agent> This is getting demoloshed
29:00 <b1rd> 3 coopers sparkling ale
29:00 <barstard> Do it
29:00 <b1rd> bit stonger than normal beer
30:00 <barstard> Yeah love it 
30:00 <b1rd> 1.7 standard drinks
30:00 <b1rd> per bottle
30:00 <b1rd> lol
30:00 <barstard> Noish
30:00 <Agent> RED HORSE
30:00 <b1rd> noiiiice bro
30:00 <barstard> I'm hungry I'm getting emotional
30:00 <Agent> I HAVE RED HORSE
30:00 <b1rd> yes!
30:00 <b1rd> lol barstard 
30:00 <barstard> Tomato sauce?
30:00 <b1rd> u a chick barstard 
30:00 <b1rd> yes
30:00 <Agent> Dfeinitely a chick
31:00 <b1rd> lol
31:00 <barstard> I'm a maph
31:00 <b1rd> nar he's playin j00
31:00 <Agent> Fucken barstard, diverting attention to me to keep attention off her
31:00 <b1rd> nar def chick
31:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLL
31:00 <Agent> LOULE
31:00 <b1rd> if u not a man with big enough balls anyway Agent, my nose picks you up as female
31:00 <b1rd> just like my dog bums desexed males
31:00 <b1rd> ;-]
32:00 <b1rd> its the nature of being such a mad warrior
32:00 <b1rd> props
32:00 <barstard> Trust me sheilas wouldn't live where I am
32:00 <Agent> How many girlfriends you got right now bird
32:00 <barstard> Props
32:00 <b1rd> yer
32:00 <b1rd> true
32:00 <b1rd> hrrrm
32:00 <Agent> It's alright I'll wait while you count
32:00 <b1rd> including lumeah lumeahtwo and three
32:00 <b1rd> and now you Agent 
32:00 <Agent> If you miss a few it's alright. just round ot the nearest 20
32:00 <Lumeah2> hehe
32:00 <barstard> I have 3 on the go
32:00 <b1rd> makes 4, me flatmate gook not counted
32:00 <b1rd> lol
33:00 <barstard> Irl
33:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
33:00 <b1rd> :p
33:00 <barstard> 5 online gfs
33:00 <Lumeah2> you don't talk like a man
33:00 <b1rd> yes
33:00 <Lumeah2> gf's ?
33:00 <Lumeah2> riiiiigth
33:00 <barstard> Who?
33:00 <b1rd> true
33:00 <b1rd> life partners then Lumeah2 
33:00 <barstard> Online chicks
33:00 <b1rd> :-]
33:00 <Lumeah2> sheila
33:00 <b1rd> we marry soon
34:00 <Lumeah2> who ya rootin lol
34:00 <Agent> Lol Lumeah how the fuck can you look at my chat history and think I don't talk like a man lololol
34:00 <barstard> I have 1 decent sheila
34:00 <barstard> Who are you FUCKING???
34:00 <Lumeah2> just shut up wooman
34:00 <b1rd> she's gone all coy now, Lumeah2 
34:00 <Agent> lol
34:00 <b1rd> LOLLLL
34:00 <lols> yay some faggot dislikes this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bapD-GP7xlk
34:00 <barstard> Who ya kissing??? 
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: daintno best 2017 music (Feb 18, 2017) Length: 7:03 - Category: Music - 7 views views - 0 likes (0%), 1 dislikes (100%)
34:00 <Agent> WOOMAN
35:00 <b1rd> Woooman
35:00 <Lumeah2> hmmm
35:00 <Agent> Actually I think Lumeah actually is female
35:00 <Lumeah2> who hassels my spelling?
35:00 <b1rd> shuttttt upp Woooooman
35:00 <barstard> I have an Iraqi gf
35:00 <Agent> Bastard, does she know she's yoru gf
35:00 <barstard> She has thicker mo than me
35:00 <b1rd> she go off like a frog in a sock, barstard 
35:00 <Agent> I never hit up a middle eastern bitch
35:00 <b1rd> lol Agent 
35:00 <lols> no comment and a dislike
35:00 <barstard> Bleaches it
35:00 <lols> so they a scared cunt
36:00 <lols> comment u get blocked from my channel
36:00 <lols> fucken faggot cunts
36:00 <b1rd> lols = Agent ?
36:00 <Agent> wtf lols
36:00 <b1rd> support now lol
36:00 <barstard> What channel fag
36:00 <b1rd> ?
36:00 <Agent> What's this cunt on
36:00 <b1rd> she's called in her mates for support barstard lol
36:00 <barstard> Wtf
36:00 <barstard> Who lumeah
36:00 <b1rd> beer
36:00 <b1rd> Lumeah2 is always right
36:00 <b1rd> don't question Queen Lumeah2 
37:00 <Agent> Fuck I'm bored now
37:00 <Lumeah> Fine bye
37:00 <Agent> Meh
37:00 <Agent> Dun wanna do anythignk
37:00 <barstard> Me tooo
37:00 <Agent> Lazy
38:00 <barstard> U stoned/
38:00 <Agent> Nah
38:00 <Lumeah2> men don't talk like babys
38:00 <Agent> I don't stone :(
38:00 <barstard> Stfu lumeah
38:00 <barstard> Get a grip slut
38:00 <Lumeah2> whyssss
38:00 <Lumeah2> lol
38:00 <barstard> Fucken stupid cunt
38:00 <Lumeah2> shut up cunt
38:00 <b1rd> be nice to Lumeah2, she is nice to us
38:00 <barstard> Make me mole
38:00 <Agent> "Nice"
38:00 <Agent> [09:38] <+Lumeah2> shut up cunt
39:00 <Lumeah2> do
39:00 <Agent> [09:34] <Lumeah2> just shut up wooman
39:00 <barstard> Real nice
39:00 <Agent> "Nice"
39:00 <lols> song gets disliked
39:00 <Lumeah2> don't you swear Agent?
39:00 <Lumeah2> ...
39:00 <lols> so i play it full blast
39:00 <lols> over and over
39:00 <lols> cunt
39:00 <Agent> Cunt shit fuck slut tits pussy
39:00 <Agent> Not really
39:00 <b1rd> well Agent needs some tough love
39:00 <barstard> Talk to lumeah they said....it will be NICW they said
39:00 <barstard> Nice
39:00 <Agent> NICW
39:00 <Lumeah2> whos they?
39:00 <barstard> Close
39:00 <b1rd> lol parody of army memes
40:00 <b1rd> nar she is nice
40:00 <Agent> LOLOL
40:00 <Agent> I don't really know Lumeah
40:00 <barstard> Nice with a blade in the liver
40:00 <Lumeah2> hmm
40:00 <b1rd> but u do
40:00 <b1rd> lol
40:00 <barstard> I'm kidding I love him
40:00 <barstard> Lumeah cool
40:00 <b1rd> ok cracked second beer
40:00 <b1rd> was twist top but smacked it up
40:00 <b1rd> off
40:00 <barstard> Dayummmmm
40:00 <b1rd> with my teeths
40:00 <barstard> My turn
40:00 <b1rd> yer karrrn bro
40:00 <barstard> No u didnt
40:00 <b1rd> keep up
40:00 <b1rd> did
41:00 <barstard> U don't have teeth
41:00 <b1rd> do
41:00 <b1rd> got DSP grille
41:00 <barstard> Ok
41:00 <b1rd> gold
41:00 <b1rd> lolol
41:00 <b1rd> had bitta cash a while back
41:00 <barstard> Lol I had a grille
41:00 <b1rd> sik as
41:00 <barstard> Diamonds n shit
41:00 <b1rd> lololol
41:00 <barstard> Yeah used to wear it to deer park hotel n smile at ppl
41:00 <barstard> Cool af
42:00 <barstard> Got from highpoint
42:00 <barstard> Years ago I was bout 19-20
42:00 <b1rd> highpoint is ok
42:00 <b1rd> but fulla wogs
42:00 <b1rd> shits me a bit
45:00 <Agent> Shut up Ibiza
45:00 <Agent> Fucken woops
46:00 <b1rd> loool
46:00 <Lumeah2> 'access
46:00 <lols> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bapD-GP7xlk
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: daintno best 2017 music (Feb 18, 2017) Length: 7:03 - Category: Music - 7 views views - 0 likes (0%), 1 dislikes (100%)
47:00 <Agent> What's thiss hit lols
47:00 <lols> i fuck as hard as the music i make
47:00 <lols> all u do is suck dick
47:00 <lols> fucken faggots
47:00 <Agent> Is this music
48:00 <Agent> This shit hurts my fucken feelings bruh
48:00 <lols> fuck off wanker
48:00 <Agent> Oh wait there's a beat
48:00 <Agent> Hmm there's not much to this
48:00 <Agent> Did you make this
49:00 <Agent> It's fucken horrible
49:00 <Agent> Kill yourself
49:00 <lols> no its not
49:00 <lols> fuck off wanker
49:00 <Agent> Sorry bruh, I gotta hit the dislike
49:00 <lols> comment
49:00 <lols> then
49:00 <Agent> ok
49:00 <lols> dont be scared faggot
49:00 <b1rd> love music
49:00 <b1rd> when drinkin
50:00 <b1rd> lolllllllll
50:00 <b1rd> wogs can't make music a
50:00 <b1rd> only europeans can make good music
50:00 <Agent> Rated and commented, lols
53:00 <lols> blocked
53:00 <Agent> Haahahahahah
53:00 <lols> cant post to my channel now cunt
53:00 <Agent> Terrible, horrible sound
53:00 <Agent> That's fine
53:00 <Agent> If I ever heard your music again I'd kill *myself*, cunt.
53:00 <lols> do it
53:00 <lols> wanker
53:00 <Agent> Don't have to
53:00 <lols> fucken faggot fucken cunt
53:00 <Agent> Can't hear your screeching anymore
53:00 <Lumeah2> that you chris?
53:00 <lols> yes hun
53:00 <Agent> Oh my god this is so fucking bad
54:00 <Agent> How can you post this and think anybody will like it
54:00 <lols> u do better in 5 minutes
54:00 <lols> and do that 400 times
54:00 <Agent> 5 minutes
54:00 <Agent> You didn't spend that long on this
54:00 <lols> 400 different songs
54:00 <b1rd> LOl
54:00 <Agent> Did you seriosuly waste five entire minites on this
54:00 <b1rd> hate wog doof doog
54:00 <b1rd> doof*
54:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLLL
55:00 <Agent> You got jewed out of life mate
55:00 <Agent> Get in the oven
55:00 <b1rd> LOL
55:00 <b1rd> starting to adore Agent, she can be brutal and caring 
55:00 <b1rd> lololol
55:00 <b1rd> ahhh
56:00 <b1rd> no surpirse there
56:00 <Agent> Lol are you blyke
56:00 <Agent> Now I feel like a cunt, I thought you were alright
56:00 <b1rd> LKOLLPOLOL
56:00 <b1rd> are u da 1 i wuv, Agent ?
56:00 <b1rd> LOLLLL
56:00 <Agent> But seriously though, keep that music away from me
57:00 <blyke> then fuck off
57:00 <blyke> easily done
57:00 <b1rd> are YOU da wun i wuv blyke ?
57:00 <b1rd> LoL
57:00 <blyke> dont come on austnet
57:00 <b1rd> lol
57:00 <Agent> I been here longer than you
57:00 <b1rd> blyke is IRCop
57:00 <b1rd> lolol
57:00 <blyke> bullshit
57:00 <Agent> Well, since I know the ircops, and I know he's not on that list, I lol :)
57:00 <b1rd> get off austnet blyke 
57:00 <Agent> Nar Blyke's alright
58:00 <Agent> He a funny cunt
58:00 <Agent> But his music ain't for me
58:00 <b1rd> blyke is on the Austnet Sex Offenders register
58:00 <b1rd> for lyfe
58:00 <b1rd> lol 
58:00 <b1rd> props tho.
58:00 <b1rd> Jedi Mind Tricks
58:00 <Agent> I did write shit on his video though
58:00 <Agent> I gotta go delete it lol
58:00 <b1rd> for me now
58:00 <b1rd> LOL
58:00 <b1rd> harsh Agent 
58:00 <b1rd> lol
58:00 <blyke> u cant agent
58:00 <blyke> u blocked
58:00 <Agent> I thought he was a random cunt
58:00 <blyke> from my channel
59:00 <blyke> u started
59:00 <Agent> I'm looking at it right now, listening to your music and editing my comments
59:00 <blyke> first cunt
59:00 <Agent> So... <shrug>
59:00 <Agent> Anyway, I deleted the bad comments
59:00 <Agent> I don't know how to delete the thumbs down though
59:00 <Agent> Oh there we go
59:00 <Agent> I deleted that too
59:00 <Agent> Peace
00:00 <Agent> I thought you were a random, so I had to fire all barrels
00:00 <b1rd> lool
00:00 <b1rd> true
00:00 <blyke> 2nd song i made in fruityloops mate
00:00 <blyke> ever
00:00 <b1rd> blyke is ok
00:00 <blyke> got placed at kryal castle
00:00 <Agent> I'm listening to some of your other shit
00:00 <blyke> rave
00:00 <blyke> main room
00:00 <blyke> cunt
00:00 <b1rd> loopy fruits
00:00 <blyke> main set
00:00 <Agent> The one you posted a few minutes ago is legit fuckin horrible, but the rest of this shit is listenable
00:00 <blyke> u cunts dont know music
00:00 <Agent> I'm listenin to
00:00 <Agent> to
00:00 <b1rd> u make ur tunes on the MDMA bro
00:00 <Agent> I dunno, it doesn't seem to have a name
00:00 <b1rd> ?
00:00 <b1rd> best way to make tunes get wired
01:00 <Agent> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymkMZNemxhM
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DANCE SYN 2017 (Feb 13, 2017) Length: 5:30 - Category: Music - 20 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
01:00 <Agent> This one hasn't made me throw up yet
01:00 <blyke> i also made tis
01:00 <blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bDeE8gzENY
01:00 <Agent> I made a bunch of housey shit back in the day
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DREAMS trance 2016 ALISID remix (Mar 30, 2016) Length: 3:15 - Category: Music - 216 views views - 5 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
01:00 <Agent> I dont' think it's posted anyway
01:00 <blyke> and u cunts can only dream
01:00 <Agent> anywhere*
01:00 <blyke> of what i have
01:00 <Agent> kk listening now
01:00 <Agent> I'll tell you if it's shit
02:00 <Agent> You need a heavier kick sample
02:00 <Agent> This one's real tinny
02:00 <b1rd> HIPHOP nigger
02:00 <b1rd> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlZgiK6FiO0
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks Presents: Army Of The Pharaohs - "Seven" [Official Audio] (Mar 29, 2013) Length: 6:22 - Category: Music - 8,853,509 views views - 39,938 likes (97.2%), 1,140 dislikes (2.8%)
02:00 <b1rd> fk all this doof doof
02:00 <Agent> I might post some of my old shit
02:00 <b1rd> from the street
03:00 <b1rd> yes plz
03:00 <Agent> I made a little bit of doof doof but most of it's shitty house music
03:00 <b1rd> nar go on
03:00 <b1rd> i didnt click blyke 
03:00 <Agent> LIke
03:00 <Agent> It's horrible lol
03:00 <blyke> *69
03:00 <b1rd> coz he's like tripped out
03:00 <blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CotkxhATIlQ
03:00 <b1rd> so.
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: STAR69 2017 MIX (Feb 12, 2017) Length: 4:14 - Category: Music - 5 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
03:00 <Agent> I thought I was rad back in the day when I made it 20 years ago
03:00 <b1rd> still post
03:00 <Agent> But it's shit lol
03:00 <Agent> I dunno the best way to post it
03:00 <Agent> It's in mp3 format
03:00 <Agent> Soundcloud maybe?
03:00 <Agent> I don't have an account
04:00 <blyke> i met fatboy slim
04:00 <blyke> at my house
04:00 <blyke> u cunts
04:00 <Agent> That's pretty rad
04:00 <Agent> At your houes?
04:00 <Agent> Harder to believe :(
04:00 <blyke> when i lived with parents
04:00 <Agent> How the fuck do I post mp3's online easily
04:00 <Agent> I don't wanna make a fucken soundcloud account
05:00 <b1rd> FLAC! plz
05:00 <b1rd> nar is ok
05:00 <Agent> I found a place called picosong
05:00 <Agent> I think this'll do what I want
05:00 <b1rd> hrrm
06:00 <blyke> song for the one i wanted to love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeuRqwF1Rys
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2 moon and back christopher remix (Feb 14, 2017) Length: 4:00 - Category: Music - 18 views views - 1 likes (50%), 1 dislikes (50%)
06:00 <b1rd> lol blyke 
06:00 <b1rd> da 1
07:00 <Agent> LOL I FOUND LIKE 20 SONGS I MADE 20 YEARS AGO
07:00 <Agent> Half of it's in MID format LOLOLO
07:00 <blyke> lols
07:00 <blyke> give me the midis
07:00 <blyke> i make them ten times better man
07:00 <Lumeah> Chris  she your new gf
07:00 <Agent> Nar they're MP3's now but I made them in a MIDI composer suite
07:00 <Agent> I don't have the originals
07:00 <blyke> who Lumeah
07:00 <Agent> Man I made more music than I thought back in the day
07:00 <Agent> I'm trying to find the first shit I ever made so you can all lol at it
08:00 <Agent> Here it is
08:00 <Agent> I found the shit
08:00 <Agent> Posting
08:00 <Agent> Shitty house music
08:00 <Agent> It's uploading
08:00 <Agent> link pending
08:00 <b1rd> go on
08:00 <b1rd> dialup
08:00 <b1rd> lol
08:00 <Agent> 40% uploaded
09:00 <Agent> Yeh my net is horrible
09:00 <Agent> I get about 100kbps upstream :(
09:00 <Agent> 80%
09:00 <blyke> i made this for that same woman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kF9bIr0w5zw
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: just wanta kiss battle bish 2016 remix (Mar 16, 2016) Length: 2:06 - Category: Music - 28 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
09:00 <b1rd> lolol
09:00 <b1rd> jeeez man
09:00 <Agent> God this song (my one) hurts my ears
09:00 <Agent> It's so bad lol
09:00 <b1rd> get business grade link
09:00 <b1rd> :D
09:00 <b1rd> tar
09:00 <b1rd> clicks
10:00 <Agent> http://picosong.com/Gcig
10:00 <Agent> This is the first shit I ever made lol
10:00 <Agent> It was the tits back then but it's so bad these days lol
10:00 <b1rd> chris' song is shit
10:00 <b1rd> Agent's song is MUCH better
10:00 <Agent> Shitty voice samples and shit
10:00 <blyke> fukc it
10:00 <blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wchMJG5p70
10:00 <b1rd> make new shit Agent 
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TRUMP 2016 (Mar 20, 2016) Length: 0:45 - Category: Music - 63 views views - 2 likes (66.7%), 1 dislikes (33.3%)
11:00 <b1rd> bet it was good at the time tho
11:00 <Agent> I made new shit all the time, but it's on the piano
11:00 <b1rd> still sounds quality now tho
11:00 <Agent> I don't compose on the PC anymore, I write piano shit
11:00 <Agent> I'll upload my best shit in a minute
11:00 <Agent> I got a track I'm super proud of, won competitions and stuff
11:00 <b1rd> tastes in music change over time, but, u can still tell if its good
12:00 <blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wchMJG5p70
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TRUMP 2016 (Mar 20, 2016) Length: 0:45 - Category: Music - 63 views views - 2 likes (66.7%), 1 dislikes (33.3%)
12:00 <Agent> OH the alternate beat drops
12:00 <Agent> I like the bit in my track that begins at 2:10
12:00 <Agent> Pretty happy with that beat even today
13:00 <blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wchMJG5p70
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TRUMP 2016 (Mar 20, 2016) Length: 0:45 - Category: Music - 63 views views - 2 likes (66.7%), 1 dislikes (33.3%)
13:00 <b1rd> is good Agent 
13:00 <b1rd> when u make that
13:00 <blyke> do this Agent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wchMJG5p70
13:00 <b1rd> roughly what year
13:00 <blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svs5F6_p_GY
13:00 <Agent> LOLOL
13:00 <b1rd> stop slooding blyke 
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: the gfunk no shit (Dec 7, 2016) Length: 2:38 - Category: Music - 64 views views - 2 likes (50%), 2 dislikes (50%)
13:00 <Agent> Bird, It was like 1995 or 96 or something
14:00 <Agent> LOL BLYKE THIS IS SICK
14:00 <Agent> Is this one of yours
14:00 <b1rd> ahh
14:00 <b1rd> cool
14:00 <blyke> last one gfunk
14:00 <blyke> yes
14:00 <Agent> Hahahahahaha
14:00 <b1rd> i don't like dance house techno
14:00 <Agent> That shit made me rofl
14:00 <b1rd> but its ok
14:00 <b1rd> LOL blyke 
14:00 <Agent> I made a doofdoof trance track too that people thought was good
14:00 <Agent> Let me post it
14:00 <b1rd> i used to try make music, realised soon tho that i was shit at it
14:00 <b1rd> i think u should come to realisation too blyke 
15:00 <b1rd> save lot of humiliation mate
15:00 <b1rd> some ppl got it some ppl dont
15:00 <Agent> Posting
15:00 <barstard> Shadsam  used to
15:00 <b1rd> k
15:00 <Agent> This one might be up blyke's alley
15:00 <Agent> See if he likes it
15:00 <b1rd> props barstard 
15:00 <blyke> some metallica https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi6p_bpyuFo
15:00 <b1rd> barstard, has made good tracks
15:00 <b1rd> back in the day
15:00 <barstard> Shads?
15:00 <b1rd> blyke should listen to pink floyd member Sid's music
15:00 <b1rd> i think he'd love it
16:00 <Agent> Ok here's my doofdoof track that people liked... this one must be '97 or '98: http://picosong.com/GcMC
16:00 <blyke> i used to get called syd barret
16:00 <blyke> lols
16:00 <b1rd> LOl
16:00 <b1rd> i wonder why, blyke 
17:00 <b1rd> :-]
17:00 <b1rd> you must work hard tho to be like Sid
17:00 <b1rd> its good to be fkd up
17:00 <b1rd> but u gotta develop talent too
17:00 <b1rd> otherwise u just make noise
17:00 <Agent> Oh is anyone listening to my tracks or am I wasting my time lol
17:00 <b1rd> read books on music theory mate
17:00 <blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVOPiWPfSS4
17:00 <b1rd> nar 
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HARDKANDY MELBOURNE MADE (Dec 5, 2016) Length: 5:51 - Category: Music - 56 views views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
17:00 <b1rd> i listen Agent 
17:00 <b1rd> lol hardkandy
17:00 <b1rd> used to sell drugs there
17:00 <Agent> I actually don't mind galaxy watch
18:00 <b1rd> whats that Agent 
18:00 <Agent> The one I just posted
18:00 <b1rd> oh
18:00 <Agent> The doofdoof one
18:00 <b1rd> yer its cool
18:00 <Agent> I like the vocal samples
18:00 <Agent> Nearly at the end
18:00 <b1rd> like it hey
18:00 <barstard> I don't like it
18:00 <b1rd> :]
18:00 <Agent> Yeh I don't really doofdoof anymore
18:00 <b1rd> drink more then barstard 
19:00 <barstard> Not at all
19:00 <b1rd> what music u do now Agent 
19:00 <Agent> I'll post Emerald Visions in a minute
19:00 <Agent> That one won competitions
19:00 <blyke> once i was on lots of drugs and scot alert shouted me weed
19:00 <b1rd> its spacey
19:00 <blyke> scott
19:00 <b1rd> like it
19:00 <Agent> Yeh it's called Galaxy watch :)
19:00 <Agent> Have you got to the covals yet
19:00 <Agent> About 3 mins in
19:00 <barstard> No amount of alcohol could make that sound any good
20:00 <b1rd> upto ummm 3:36
20:00 <Agent> Oh you're into the vocals then hehe
20:00 <b1rd> lol barstard 
20:00 <b1rd> u a metal man thru and thru
20:00 <Agent> Well
20:00 <barstard> Not really
20:00 <Agent> Emerald Visions is a very chill, melow guitar thing
20:00 <blyke> this for my cat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fixQVEuu4ds
20:00 <b1rd> good as
20:00 <Agent> I'm posting it now
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I LOVE MUSIC CHRISTOPHER (Oct 27, 2016) Length: 4:20 - Category: Music - 80 views views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
20:00 <barstard> Tech n9ne bumps
20:00 <b1rd> good
21:00 <blyke> gotta not let anybody in today
21:00 <blyke> friends are worse than internet trolls
21:00 <barstard> In where
21:00 <blyke> ones i have
21:00 <Agent> I made this one in three days, with my own instrument samples (Washburn hollowbody and a K-2000 drum set). "Emerald Visions", circa 1996: http://picosong.com/GcMm
21:00 <b1rd> LOOOL
21:00 <barstard> Yeah 
21:00 <b1rd> friends ARE internet trolls
22:00 <b1rd> tar Agent 
22:00 <Agent> This one's really peaceful and mellow
22:00 <b1rd> lovely
22:00 <Agent> Prolly my best work
22:00 <b1rd> just a tip, you hypnotise me you can give me commandz Agent 
22:00 <b1rd> lolll
22:00 <Agent> lol
22:00 <b1rd> ooops
22:00 <b1rd> dw keys been changed
22:00 <b1rd> you'll have to start fresh
22:00 <b1rd> LOL
22:00 <blyke> this me voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fixQVEuu4ds
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I LOVE MUSIC CHRISTOPHER (Oct 27, 2016) Length: 4:20 - Category: Music - 80 views views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:00 <blyke> opps
23:00 <blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96bomgYeEiU
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TRUE TRANCE LIES DO TELL 2016 HIT MUSIC (May 28, 2016) Length: 0 - Category: Music - 86 views views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:00 <Agent> Do we like Emerald Visions or is it trash
23:00 <Agent> I like it, think I did ok with this one
23:00 <b1rd> is good
23:00 <Agent> OH
23:00 <b1rd> yer its really nice
24:00 <b1rd> i think even barstard would like 
24:00 <barstard> Emerald not bad
24:00 <Agent> Fuck I made this shit 21 years ago... that's so long :(
24:00 <b1rd> yep
24:00 <b1rd> is goood
25:00 <Agent> I made this shit in ScreamTracker 3
25:00 <Agent> Anybody remember that shit lol
25:00 <b1rd> nup
25:00 <b1rd> i fail at music lol
25:00 <Agent> It was an S3M file, if people remember those. Same thing as MOD files.
25:00 <b1rd> ahh
25:00 <b1rd> yepp
25:00 <barstard> Membrane fruity loops
25:00 <b1rd> we used ot make mod files of our teachers 
25:00 <barstard> Member
25:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
25:00 <b1rd> sample their voices
25:00 <b1rd> and make hate tracks
25:00 <b1rd> LOL
25:00 <blyke> lols screamtracker
25:00 <Agent> Here i gotta upload one more
25:00 <blyke> rofl
25:00 <b1rd> well i commanded my mate too
25:00 <Agent> Haha screamtracker
25:00 <b1rd> who was musical
25:00 <Agent> That was the tits back in the day
26:00 <b1rd> i was head coder
26:00 <b1rd> lool
26:00 <b1rd> mod files
26:00 <b1rd> demo's
26:00 <b1rd> asm / C
26:00 <Agent> I made demos lol
26:00 <b1rd> love
26:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
26:00 <blyke> ive quit weed now
26:00 <blyke> and friendship
26:00 <b1rd> want those days back
26:00 <barstard> Why blyke
26:00 <Agent> Same bird
26:00 <b1rd> LOLL
26:00 <Agent> Fucken nostalgia eh
26:00 <blyke> cause they all tell me what to do in my own home
26:00 <blyke> its retarded
26:00 <Agent> Back when people didn't know the difference between hackers and crackers
26:00 <b1rd> just swap out our current CPU's with 8bit
26:00 <b1rd> easy
26:00 <b1rd> yes
26:00 <barstard> Wtf blyke
27:00 <Agent> oh god
27:00 <Agent> 8bit
27:00 <b1rd> they still don't
27:00 <b1rd> lol
27:00 <Agent> I started my computering days on a fucking commodore 64
27:00 <b1rd> crackers the elite ones
27:00 <blyke> ppl are fucked
27:00 <b1rd> lol yer
27:00 <blyke> u only need  gf
27:00 <Agent> I still have two C64's
27:00 <blyke> not friends
27:00 <Agent> They're both broken :(
27:00 <barstard> Fuck gf
27:00 <b1rd> my uncles always had the elite shit so ahead of times a bit
27:00 <b1rd> but at home only the personal computer stuff
27:00 <b1rd> read manuals ahhh
27:00 <b1rd> so good
28:00 <b1rd> blyke, conversation goes like this..
28:00 <barstard> I'm on commodore 64 NOW
28:00 <Agent> Alright guys listen up, I'm posting one more MP3, this is me playing a song on the piano about six months ago, it's a song that's been in my head for a decade and I don't fucken know what it is, so I taught myself to play it so I could record it and show it to people hoping someone can tell me what the fuck it is
28:00 <b1rd> LOL barstard 
28:00 <Agent> http://picosong.com/GcMA
28:00 <Agent> WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SONG
28:00 <b1rd> kk
28:00 <b1rd> hope its not too emo
28:00 <b1rd> don't wanna have a sook :-]
28:00 <b1rd> LOl
28:00 <b1rd> ok good
29:00 <b1rd> LOl ban from nerdhacks 
29:00 <b1rd> didn't say nuffin
29:00 <b1rd> perrrhaps sperm has return
29:00 <b1rd> come out of the bunker ay 
29:00 <blyke> was me
29:00 <b1rd> ROFFFl
29:00 <Agent> HELP ME
29:00 <b1rd> wtf u got power for
29:00 <blyke> u not welcome
29:00 <Agent> DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THIS SONG IS
29:00 <b1rd> nice tho 
29:00 <blyke> bugger off
29:00 <b1rd> nfi
29:00 <Agent> Fuck
29:00 <b1rd> familiar but
30:00 <b1rd> lol
30:00 <b1rd> playful song
30:00 <b1rd> cheerful
30:00 <Agent> Yeah I reckon it's some russian anthem of some kind
30:00 <blyke> friends talk
30:00 <b1rd> ahh
30:00 <Agent> I picture big powerful blokes drinking and singing dep russian lyrics
30:00 <blyke> i dont want anybody lives near me
30:00 <b1rd> drinking music
30:00 <blyke> knowing anything
30:00 <Agent> yeah
30:00 <b1rd> yepp
30:00 <blyke> so u can get fucked u stalkers
30:00 <barstard> Aaaahhhh beer
31:00 <b1rd> i had russian mate but he had big dick so disowned him
31:00 <b1rd> LOL
31:00 <Agent> lol
31:00 <b1rd> brought me too much shame
31:00 <b1rd> lol
31:00 <barstard> Its fucking raining 
31:00 <b1rd> NO MATE OF MINE SHOULD HAVE BIGGER DICK
31:00 <Agent> Well I du nno about other guys but I don't know how big my mate's cocks are...
31:00 <b1rd> good bloke tho
31:00 <Agent> Just sayin
31:00 <Lumeah> Nice 
31:00 <b1rd> u should tho
32:00 <Agent> Why the fuck should I know that
32:00 <Agent> Lol
32:00 <Agent> I don't need to
32:00 <b1rd> it is the way of the jedi
32:00 <Agent> We ain't fuckin the same bitches (bro code) so who knows
32:00 <b1rd> so you know who to put out in the frontline
32:00 <b1rd> biggest cock an balls, he go first
32:00 <b1rd> lol
32:00 <b1rd> sounds gay but isnt
32:00 <Agent> That's pure fuckin faggotry, right there
32:00 <b1rd> :p
32:00 <b1rd> is not
32:00 <Agent> You fuckin homo lol
33:00 <b1rd> its tactical
33:00 <b1rd> lol
33:00 <Agent> OH LOL
33:00 <Agent> HAHAHAHAHAHAhA
33:00 <b1rd> assemble in order of ball and cock size plz!
33:00 <Agent> I found my old Midis
33:00 <b1rd> LOL midi's
33:00 <b1rd> karn post
33:00 <Agent> This shit is even older than the stuff I just posted
33:00 <b1rd> u haz mad soundcard back then?
33:00 <Agent> Nah bruz
33:00 <b1rd> it is
33:00 <Agent> This is C64 stuff
34:00 <b1rd> post lol
34:00 <Agent> OK LOL
34:00 <b1rd> oh wot
34:00 <b1rd> cool
34:00 <Agent> Did you ever play a game called Monty On The Run
34:00 <Agent> On the C64
34:00 <b1rd> probably 
34:00 <Agent> Little mole, did somersaults on platforms
34:00 <b1rd> distant memrories tho
34:00 <Agent> I remade the theme song in midi format
34:00 <b1rd> ahh lol
34:00 <Agent> HAHAHAHAHA This is the fucking TITS
34:00 <Agent> HAHAHAHAHAHAH
34:00 <Agent> I'll post, one sec
34:00 <b1rd> :D
34:00 <Agent> It's only cool for the nostalgia, if you didn't play the game it'll suck lol
35:00 <b1rd> yer true
35:00 <Agent> OH NO it's a WAV file lol
35:00 <b1rd> when a youngen i had the box before the 64
35:00 <Agent> I'll have to encode it first
35:00 <b1rd> forget wots called
36:00 <b1rd> and me uncle
36:00 <b1rd> bought amiga
36:00 <b1rd> was like yeahhh nice
36:00 <b1rd> virtually move into his room
36:00 <b1rd> LOL
36:00 <b1rd> poor cunt
37:00 <b1rd> he busy rooting bitches, im like, don't care, must use computer!
37:00 <b1rd> funny shit lol
37:00 <b1rd> back in the day
37:00 <Agent> Ok, encoded, posting
37:00 <b1rd> like wowww, 3 and a half inch disk drive
37:00 <b1rd> no more tapes!
37:00 <b1rd> lol
38:00 <b1rd> fucking outta beers
38:00 <b1rd> kinda sucks
38:00 <b1rd> should drive or walk to bottle shop
38:00 <b1rd> ?
38:00 <b1rd> now i made it public, probably have to walk
38:00 <b1rd> otherwise some dog here ring cops on my arse
38:00 <b1rd> :{
38:00 <Agent> http://picosong.com/Gc73/
38:00 <Agent> LOLOL
39:00 <Agent> Stick with it at least until the beat drops
39:00 <Agent> Very fast paced track
39:00 <Agent> Fuckin nostalgia... old game music
39:00 <b1rd> k
39:00 <b1rd> i like that warplane shooting game
39:00 <Agent> 1942
39:00 <b1rd> wots called 
39:00 <b1rd> yes
39:00 <b1rd> loved that
39:00 <Agent> I love that shit
39:00 <Agent> :P
39:00 <b1rd> how good
40:00 <b1rd> then later on PC
40:00 <b1rd> raptor?
40:00 <Agent> Yeh
40:00 <b1rd> fkn cool as
40:00 <b1rd> :D
40:00 <Agent> My fave one is Alpha Mission 2
40:00 <b1rd> yer
40:00 <Agent> That one was the tits
40:00 <b1rd> ahh yer
40:00 <b1rd> didnt remember but googled
41:00 <b1rd> love old games
41:00 <b1rd> 3d stuff just not the same
41:00 <Agent> HAHAHA  I made a Midi of Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
41:00 <b1rd> lol
42:00 <b1rd> :p
42:00 <Agent> Hahahahah Check it
42:00 <b1rd> :D
42:00 <Agent> http://picosong.com/Gc7V
42:00 <b1rd> will
42:00 <b1rd> fk u talented
43:00 <b1rd> lol
43:00 <Agent> Hahaha this shit brings back memories
43:00 <Agent> I should get back into it
43:00 <Agent> I haven't composed on PC in two decades eh
43:00 <b1rd> Wish i had your brain in my head a
43:00 <b1rd> you should
43:00 <b1rd> music is good for your brain
43:00 <Lumeah> Shes impressive huh. Maybe u can like her for her talent alone.. 
43:00 <Agent> lol her
43:00 <b1rd> lollll
43:00 <Agent> Fuck off eheheh
43:00 <b1rd> perhaps.
44:00 <b1rd> but i find brwains rather attractive
44:00 <b1rd> bit of a Zombie i is
44:00 <b1rd> mmmm brains
44:00 <b1rd> lol
45:00 <Agent> Hahaha you guys'll love this shit
45:00 <Agent> Tell me if you recognise this song
45:00 <Agent> http://picosong.com/Gc7Z
45:00 <Agent> Oh wait the title is in the middle of the screen LOL
45:00 <Lumeah> Huge fucking egom
46:00 <Agent> Big finish
46:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
46:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hi madman
47:00 <b1rd> lol
47:00 <b1rd> i do recognise
47:00 <Agent> hahaha I made that one at the challenge of a friend
47:00 <b1rd> alcohol is inhibiting my instant recall tho
47:00 <Agent> "TECHNOFY FUCKING TEDDY BEAR PICNIC"
47:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> tv teedy
47:00 <Lumeah> Stroke stroke 
47:00 <b1rd> LOL
47:00 <b1rd> pisser
48:00 <Lumeah> Kinda 
48:00 <b1rd> what ur friend say
48:00 <b1rd> after make it
48:00 <b1rd> like WTF?
48:00 <Agent> Hahaha I forgot about these, I made a couple of stripper songs
48:00 <b1rd> lol
48:00 <Agent> Like pole dance tracks
48:00 <Agent> Hard beat, guitar etc
48:00 <Agent> I'll post
49:00 <b1rd> kk
49:00 <Agent> Oh wait
49:00 <Agent> Fuck can't post
49:00 <Agent> Grrr
50:00 <Agent> Ah fuck it
50:00 <Agent> I'm done posting lol
50:00 <b1rd> was good
50:00 <b1rd> :D
50:00 <Agent> Posting one more
50:00 <Agent> Another old game remix
50:00 <Agent> Little bit trancey and doof doof but I like it
50:00 <Agent> Do you remember Wizball?
50:00 <Lumeah> Yeah congrats.  Thanks for sharing 
50:00 <b1rd> exxcellent
50:00 <Agent> I remixed the theme to that :)
51:00 <Agent> Remember that shit?
51:00 <b1rd> hrrrm
51:00 <Agent> http://picosong.com/GcWd
51:00 <Agent> There it is
51:00 <Agent> Last one lol
51:00 <b1rd> will with a trigger of ya music
52:00 <b1rd> ahh yer
52:00 <Agent> SEE
52:00 <Agent> EVERYBODY knows that song :)
52:00 <b1rd> true
52:00 <b1rd> big game in the day
53:00 <Agent> Such a good game
53:00 <Agent> Fucken wizard in a ball
53:00 <b1rd> yep
53:00 <Agent> And the little cat in a ball hahaha
53:00 <b1rd> was fast too
53:00 <b1rd> for the technology 
53:00 <Agent> Yeh!
53:00 <Agent> Collecting little drips of various liquids
53:00 <b1rd> :]
53:00 <Agent> Bruh
53:00 <Agent> Nostalgia
53:00 <Agent> I'm grinning my stupid fucken head off
53:00 <b1rd> not stupid
53:00 <b1rd> know the feeling
53:00 <b1rd> lol
53:00 <Agent> Hahaha
54:00 <b1rd> glory days
54:00 <Agent> I grew up on this shit
54:00 <Agent> So good
54:00 <b1rd> yes
54:00 <Agent> You older than me
54:00 <Agent> ?
54:00 <b1rd> was skill back then
54:00 <b1rd> 36
54:00 <Agent> Rad
54:00 <Agent> Same
54:00 <Agent> I'm 36 too heh
54:00 <b1rd> much same i guess
54:00 <b1rd> yep
54:00 <b1rd> u smarter tho
54:00 <b1rd> lol
54:00 <Agent> Just less drunk
54:00 <Agent> I didn't open the Vin De Vie lol
54:00 <b1rd> LOL
55:00 <b1rd> should have
55:00 <b1rd> but could of gotten messy
55:00 <Agent> Bruh I could literally kill all day listening to old game music
55:00 <Agent> And it would not be a wasted day lol
55:00 <b1rd> yepp
55:00 <b1rd> of course not
55:00 <b1rd> love it
55:00 <Agent> When I was a kid right, my nan taught me somethin
55:00 <b1rd> no such thing as wasted day
55:00 <b1rd> ?
55:00 <Agent> And it always stayed with me cause I didn't know what she meant right
55:00 <Agent> She said "Live a good an honorable life, so one day when you're my age, you get to enjoy it a second time"
55:00 <Agent> And Iw as like pfft, whatever oldie
56:00 <Agent> And now that I'm older myself I'm like... so true
56:00 <Agent> Good memories means you get to live life twice
56:00 <b1rd> ahah
56:00 <b1rd> she's a wise one
56:00 <b1rd> :]
56:00 <Agent> Yeh she was
57:00 <Agent> I wish I'd known her better as an adult
57:00 <Agent> She croaked when I was still young
57:00 <b1rd> ahh
57:00 <b1rd> tru
57:00 <b1rd> wish id been less of a shit, and listened to the oldies
57:00 <b1rd> but can't change now
57:00 <b1rd> LOL
58:00 <Agent> Nah fuck changing stuff
58:00 <Agent> No regrets
58:00 <b1rd> was half a shit, and half a good hard worker
58:00 <b1rd> thats it
58:00 <b1rd> :]
58:00 <Agent> I might go back to last thursday night so i can pay my phone bill on time
58:00 <Agent> But other than that, I'd change nuthin
58:00 <b1rd> LOL
58:00 <Agent> LOL
58:00 <b1rd> yeah u right
58:00 <Lumeah> Sweet 
58:00 <Agent> LUMEAH
58:00 <Agent> WHAT'S YOUR SKILL
59:00 <b1rd> i got regrets but shit happens
59:00 <b1rd> lol
59:00 <b1rd> she got skills alright
59:00 <Agent> Lumeah are you good at anything
59:00 <Lumeah> Wait... 
59:00 <Lumeah> Im waiting to see whats next. Lol
59:00 <Agent> No that's
59:00 <Agent> It
59:00 <Agent> I been sharin my music
59:00 <Agent> What you good at
59:00 <Agent> Are you good at somethin
00:00 <b1rd> needa piss on fence
00:00 <Agent> LOL well we know what bird's fuckin skill is
00:00 <b1rd> lolol
00:00 <Agent> Can piss on an electric fence and shock his bag
00:00 <Lumeah> Chatting up woman 
00:00 <b1rd> what is that precisely
00:00 <b1rd> done that a
00:00 <Agent> We all done that mate
00:00 <Agent> I even know bitches who done that
00:00 <b1rd> lol 
00:00 <b1rd> true
00:00 <b1rd> LOL
00:00 <b1rd> gotta try everything once, my motto
01:00 <b1rd> i was interested in the science of it
01:00 <b1rd> to see if i could cop a shock
01:00 <b1rd> LOL
01:00 <b1rd> worked a treat
01:00 <b1rd> lololol
01:00 <b1rd> first and last time tho
01:00 <b1rd> u making me silly Agent 
01:00 <b1rd> ur fault
02:00 <Agent> LOLOLOL
02:00 <b1rd> grinning like a fat hairy spider as my maths teach used to say
02:00 <b1rd> he from nam lol
02:00 <Agent> Ahahahah
02:00 <b1rd> true 
02:00 <b1rd> we clash a bit
02:00 <Agent> My math teacher used to smoke the chalk
02:00 <b1rd> well alot
02:00 <b1rd> LOOOL
02:00 <Agent> He'd draw shit on the board and then stand back and smoke the chalk while he thought what next to write
02:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOL
02:00 <Agent> And he'd stub it out and stuff after the lesson
02:00 <Agent> Was hilarious
03:00 <b1rd> true
03:00 <Agent> Then if you were talking in class he'd lob the duster at you
03:00 <b1rd> in high school
03:00 <b1rd> was common practice to
03:00 <Agent> And puff a big wad of chalk into the air and choke you
03:00 <Agent> Hahahah
03:00 <b1rd> get the dusters fulla chalk
03:00 <Agent> Yeah fuck
03:00 <b1rd> and frow them at teachers
03:00 <b1rd> LOL
03:00 <Agent> Was the funniest shit when it happened to someone else
03:00 <Agent> Nah he'd throw them at US
03:00 <b1rd> year 7 right
03:00 <b1rd> LOLLLL
03:00 <Agent> If someone was talking in his class he'd pick up the duster and peg it at them
03:00 <b1rd> teacher wore a pin badge
03:00 <b1rd> "im a proud virgin"
04:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
04:00 <b1rd> laughter ensued for ENTIRE FUCKING YEAR
04:00 <b1rd> no teaching.
04:00 <b1rd> no maths in year 7
04:00 <Agent> And if you were chewin gum in class he'd make you stick the gum on the board and then you hda to stand there and stick your nose in it for 20 minutes while he continued with the lesson
04:00 <Agent> Funniest punishment ever
04:00 <b1rd> hahah
04:00 <b1rd> tru
04:00 <b1rd> good times a
04:00 <b1rd> went to best school
04:00 <Agent> I went to 3 high schools :(
05:00 <b1rd> aww
05:00 <b1rd> really
05:00 <Agent> I went to a smart kid selective school cause my mum made me do a test and I fuckin passed it
05:00 <b1rd> cool
05:00 <Agent> Then because I was a nerd I wanted to do high level computer sciences but they didn't offer that class, so I left and went to a tech school
05:00 <b1rd> i went to serbian / cro school but got into too much conflict
06:00 <Agent> But the teachers there got done for beign pedos so my mym yanked me out of thatand put me in a public school
06:00 <b1rd> then went next schol stayed till year 11
06:00 <Agent> And that was the best shit
06:00 <b1rd> lol
06:00 <Agent> lol
06:00 <b1rd> yeppp
06:00 <b1rd> cool
06:00 <b1rd> yer, fkn 
06:00 <Agent> Oh are you s erb
06:00 <b1rd> year 11 was still acting all young and shit
06:00 <b1rd> nar
06:00 <Agent> Sta Radic
06:00 <b1rd> old lady english
06:00 <b1rd> nar jus went there coz close enough
06:00 <b1rd> got into lotta fights but lol
06:00 <Agent> Oh well you're not gonna understand that shit then are ya
06:00 <Agent> Fuck
06:00 <b1rd> so fkd off to better school
06:00 <b1rd> i does
06:00 <b1rd> but forget
07:00 <Agent> lol
07:00 <b1rd> learnt it
07:00 <b1rd> to insult the cunts
07:00 <b1rd> lool
07:00 <Agent> I'm all aussie but grew up in a serb community
07:00 <b1rd> couldn't remember spelling but
07:00 <Agent> All my mates were serbs, cros, bosnians
07:00 <b1rd> only pronouce
07:00 <Agent> Checkos
07:00 <b1rd> yer same
07:00 <Agent> So I half learned the shit off them coming up
07:00 <b1rd> funny cunts tho
07:00 <Agent> Can read their alphabet and shit
07:00 <b1rd> ahah
07:00 <Agent> Yeh lol
07:00 <b1rd> i learn swear words first
07:00 <Agent> They're fucking bonkers mate
07:00 <b1rd> they is
08:00 <Agent> One of them,  Damir, when he was 16, he beat up two cops
08:00 <Agent> LOL
08:00 <b1rd> LOL
08:00 <b1rd> we had to really go hard to bring them into order
08:00 <b1rd> lol
08:00 <Agent> They came to the school to get him cause he threatened one of the teachers with a pair of scissors cause they put him on detention
08:00 <Agent> And he bashed both cops and went home
08:00 <b1rd> LOL scissors lol
08:00 <b1rd> funny as
08:00 <Agent> I know lol
08:00 <b1rd> war torn some of them
08:00 <b1rd> but good
08:00 <Agent> Anyway they went to his dads house in force and got him
08:00 <b1rd> they bunkered down now. where i sorted em out
08:00 <b1rd> with the italians
09:00 <Agent> Oh seeya blyke
09:00 <b1rd> haha 
09:00 <Agent> Sorry my music's better than yours
09:00 <Agent> I totally stole that nigger's thunder lol
09:00 <b1rd> still today..
09:00 <b1rd> i have serbs and cro's fucking with me
09:00 <b1rd> from back then
09:00 <b1rd> LOL
09:00 <b1rd> hell funny but
09:00 <Agent> lololol
09:00 <b1rd> u can tell when they remember ya
09:00 <b1rd> coz they turn COLD
09:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOL
09:00 <b1rd> good times
09:00 <Agent> Nah the serbs and cros are my homies now
10:00 <b1rd> ah k
10:00 <b1rd> :D
10:00 <b1rd> i still bitter against em
10:00 <b1rd> a bit
10:00 <b1rd> but yeh
10:00 <Agent> They'll be like DOBRO GOVNO and I'll be like PUC MA KURAC
10:00 <b1rd> need peace
10:00 <b1rd> LOL
10:00 <b1rd> lolol
10:00 <b1rd> good something
10:00 <Agent> govno = shit
10:00 <b1rd> ahah
10:00 <Agent> "Good Shit" and "Suck My Cock"
11:00 <b1rd> fun
11:00 <Agent> Y'know, traditional serbian greetings
11:00 <Agent> LOL
11:00 <b1rd> ahah 
11:00 <b1rd> lolllll
11:00 <b1rd> had mates who was serb cro
11:00 <b1rd> but they annoyed me too much
11:00 <b1rd> so don't see em now
11:00 <b1rd> got in me head a bit too much a
11:00 <b1rd> lol
11:00 <b1rd> was like, FUCK OFF CUNT
12:00 <b1rd> they ok tho
12:00 <Agent> I had one serb bloke introduce me to his old man one time and he's like "This my dad, Piotr, he kill many bear"
12:00 <b1rd> mean well
12:00 <Agent> And I lost my shit
12:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
12:00 <b1rd> probably tru a
12:00 <Agent> lol yeh
14:00 <b1rd> they ok
14:00 <b1rd> miss em a bit but yeh
15:00 <b1rd> :D
15:00 <Agent> Ah fuk now I'm listening to game music from Dune 2
15:00 <b1rd> went on self destruct cycle
15:00 <b1rd> even they distance themselve from me lol
15:00 <b1rd> coming from those mad cunts is funny 
15:00 <b1rd> :p
15:00 <b1rd> dune 2
16:00 <b1rd> good game
16:00 <b1rd> me and me cousins play that back in the day
16:00 <b1rd> so good
16:00 <b1rd> hours and hours
16:00 <b1rd> had to kick us outta the house to have break
16:00 <Agent> hahaha yeah
16:00 <b1rd> uncle is like... u gottta get out excercise an shit
16:00 <b1rd> LOL
17:00 <b1rd> but then go out, cause too much shit.. ok back inside then lol
17:00 <b1rd> win
18:00 <b1rd> one time lol
18:00 <b1rd> they live up big hill
18:00 <b1rd> so we make Bmx track down bottom of hill
18:00 <b1rd> good run up
18:00 <b1rd> LOLLLL
18:00 <b1rd> no helmet
18:00 <b1rd> mad air tho
19:00 <Agent> Sick hahaha
19:00 <b1rd> boys will be boys
19:00 <b1rd> so much trouble lol
19:00 <b1rd> coz they were christians lol
19:00 <b1rd> tried to be nice in the community
19:00 <b1rd> i rock up.. shit hits the fan
19:00 <b1rd> sorry lol
19:00 <b1rd> shouldnt drink a
20:00 <b1rd> my brain gets too loose on drink
20:00 <Lumeah> Dun listen to me tho ahy. 
20:00 <b1rd> good to look back tho sometimes
20:00 <Lumeah> Lol
21:00 <b1rd> i do tho Lumeah 
21:00 <b1rd> coz in trouble otherwise
21:00 <b1rd> :p
21:00 <b1rd> Lumeah, knows me, coz she say don't listen i will
21:00 <b1rd> :-]\
21:00 <b1rd> :-]
21:00 <Lumeah> Exactly.. Ll
21:00 <b1rd> hate that but is good for me
21:00 <Lumeah> Puts bird back in his cage. 
22:00 <b1rd> ok i will cease and desist from more alcomohol
22:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
22:00 <b1rd> oi
22:00 <b1rd> lol
22:00 <b1rd> will instead, cook beef
22:00 <Lumeah> Good idea... 
22:00 <b1rd> needz my proteins these days
22:00 <b1rd> yes
23:00 <b1rd> fkn rain starts
23:00 <b1rd> jeez
23:00 <b1rd> shit ass day
23:00 <b1rd> ok back bit later ay Lumeah 
23:00 <Lumeah> Clearly.. 
23:00 <b1rd> Agent, etc etc
25:00 <Agent> Okiday
25:00 <Agent> lol
31:00 <Lumeah> And the suck up begins. Lol
34:00 <Blyke> suck up?
34:00 <Blyke> whats this?
36:00 <Lumeah> Lol
36:00 <Lumeah> Not u
36:00 <Blyke> lols
38:00 <b1rd> narr
38:00 <b1rd> b1rd, is too stuborn and rebellious for such suckery
38:00 <b1rd> LULz
39:00 <b1rd> but is capable of acting tho
39:00 <Blyke> i hhad heaps coffees lols
39:00 <Blyke> props tho
39:00 <b1rd> ROFFFL
39:00 <b1rd> bet u did
39:00 <b1rd> you champion
39:00 <b1rd> 66 capucino?
40:00 <b1rd> LOL
40:00 <b1rd> breakfast of a champion, 66 weeties and 66 coffees
40:00 <b1rd> 33 bongs
41:00 <Blyke> raining
41:00 <Blyke> lols
41:00 <b1rd> few points of ice up ya arm
41:00 <b1rd> LOL
41:00 <bastard> Lol
41:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOOL
41:00 <Blyke> fucken junkie
41:00 <b1rd> you are Blyke 
41:00 <Blyke> no i quit
41:00 <b1rd> IV the best bro
41:00 <Blyke> weed
41:00 <bastard> Who's on the pic?
41:00 <b1rd> don't be a pussy
41:00 <b1rd> LOLOL
41:00 <bastard>  Just got half bag
41:00 <Lumeah> Lol good actor
41:00 <Blyke> i gotta quit to save to change floor in lounge room
42:00 <b1rd> lol
42:00 <b1rd> half O?
42:00 <b1rd> fkn coming urs bastard 
42:00 <b1rd> will pay my way dw
42:00 <b1rd> u still gots hashy
42:00 <b1rd> wanna puff
42:00 <b1rd> LOL
42:00 <barstard> How
42:00 <b1rd> in automobile
42:00 <barstard> Nah hash gone
42:00 <b1rd> ahhhh
42:00 <b1rd> dayym
42:00 <b1rd> toke on a bud then
43:00 <barstard> I'm on 4 th  can 
43:00 <b1rd> should a
43:00 <b1rd> sweeet
43:00 <b1rd> finished my 3rd
43:00 <barstard> Yeah I'm already stoned af
43:00 <b1rd> now cooking a feed
43:00 <b1rd> tonight bro
43:00 <barstard> Feel like going pub 
43:00 <b1rd> u awake
43:00 <b1rd> go on
43:00 <barstard> But wanna save my winnings
43:00 <b1rd> start a brawl
43:00 <b1rd> jus take minimum cash
43:00 <barstard> Yeah 
43:00 <b1rd> so u don't blow it
43:00 <barstard> 100
43:00 <barstard> Plenty
43:00 <b1rd> stash the rest
43:00 <b1rd> true
44:00 <barstard> Yeah hope no one finds in my room
44:00 <barstard> Tozzballs
44:00 <b1rd> hrrrm
44:00 <b1rd> yehh be careful
44:00 <b1rd> no locks a
44:00 <b1rd> used to know a dude
44:00 <barstard> Yeah locks
44:00 <b1rd> had stacks of hiding spots
44:00 <barstard> But windows dodgy
44:00 <b1rd> all organised
45:00 <b1rd> ahah
45:00 <b1rd> hide somewhere where no1 would think to look
45:00 <barstard> Yeah bo
45:00 <b1rd> insane hiding spot
45:00 <barstard> Junkies are pros tho
45:00 <b1rd> tru
45:00 <barstard> Sniff out cash
45:00 <b1rd> fkn take it with u
45:00 <b1rd> LOl they do
45:00 <b1rd> i got nose for it 
45:00 <b1rd> lol
45:00 <barstard> I'll spend it prob
45:00 <b1rd> junky nose
45:00 <b1rd> hrrm
46:00 <b1rd> bring me ill smack you if u spend too much
46:00 <b1rd> lol
46:00 <barstard> Lol @ j nose
46:00 <b1rd> i do
46:00 <b1rd> got mad dog nose
46:00 <barstard> We go skyways
46:00 <barstard> Belt wogs
46:00 <b1rd> know where all the dealers stook their cash
46:00 <b1rd> yes
46:00 <b1rd> dandybong?
46:00 <Lumeah> ? 
46:00 <barstard> Then westfield
46:00 <b1rd> i look up
46:00 <b1rd> k
47:00 <barstard> Nah tulla
47:00 <barstard> Airport west
47:00 <barstard> Near yours
47:00 <b1rd> ah k
47:00 <b1rd> karn then
47:00 <barstard> Or come here we go sandown
47:00 <b1rd> yerr
47:00 <KickOutTheJams> PiSsSsSsSs
47:00 <barstard> I'll jump on train
47:00 <b1rd> may i go out to play with barstard, Lumeah 
47:00 <b1rd> drive bro
47:00 <Lumeah> Yeah 
47:00 <b1rd> all good
47:00 <b1rd> thanks Lumeah !
48:00 <b1rd> i'll behave 
48:00 <barstard> I got no lic
48:00 <Lumeah> Lol
48:00 <b1rd> dw
48:00 <barstard> Drinkies
48:00 <b1rd> lol
48:00 <b1rd> no interlock dw
48:00 <b1rd> LOL
48:00 <barstard> All good then
48:00 <barstard> Fuck off rain
49:00 <b1rd> if i get too messy to drive
49:00 <b1rd> will sleep in me van 
49:00 <b1rd> sleep it off
49:00 <b1rd> np
49:00 <b1rd> LOl
49:00 <b1rd> u got me number bro
49:00 <barstard> I don't get messy
49:00 <barstard> I never stop lol
49:00 <b1rd> nar me either, but my blood alcohol sometimes lies lol
49:00 <b1rd> LOL
49:00 <b1rd> should bro
49:00 <b1rd> defintely
49:00 <barstard> Yeah pesky bastard
50:00 <b1rd> SMS me 
50:00 <barstard> Why
50:00 <b1rd> we go out
50:00 <barstard> Talk here bo
50:00 <b1rd> coz
50:00 <barstard> Lol
50:00 <b1rd> so incase zline
50:00 <b1rd> etc
50:00 <b1rd> LOL
50:00 <b1rd> :]
50:00 <barstard> You will msg me at 3 am n that
50:00 <b1rd> narr man
50:00 <barstard> Oh yeah zline lolol
50:00 <b1rd> im behaved
51:00 <barstard> Nar not us bro
51:00 <barstard> I'm being good today
51:00 <b1rd> as long as i dont drive out ur way and u pass out already
51:00 <b1rd> true
51:00 <barstard> Until after another 10 cans
51:00 <b1rd> lolol
51:00 <b1rd> tipping point
51:00 <b1rd> yeah fkn should a
51:00 <b1rd> catch up
51:00 <barstard> Yeah but I'll be good
51:00 <b1rd> same
51:00 <barstard> If u come I put petty in
52:00 <barstard> And get food/piss weeds
52:00 <barstard> Props cuz
52:00 <barstard> Bring props with you too
52:00 <b1rd> yes
52:00 <b1rd> should man
52:00 <b1rd> he loves a beer
53:00 <barstard> I'll get him schmackos
53:00 <b1rd> ill bring a few hundy in me undies
53:00 <barstard> N chicken necks
53:00 <b1rd> yes
53:00 <b1rd> definitely man
53:00 <barstard> We will eat lie kings
53:00 <b1rd> what time should leave
53:00 <b1rd> we ARE kings bro lol
53:00 <barstard> NOW
53:00 <b1rd> :]
53:00 <b1rd> okk
53:00 <barstard> Not that far
53:00 <b1rd> ill stay on da IRC then
54:00 <b1rd> true paid up citylink too
54:00 <barstard> Yeah
54:00 <b1rd> so all good
54:00 <barstard> Yeah baggza
54:00 <b1rd> alright just eat first
54:00 <b1rd> then leave
54:00 <barstard> Okies man
54:00 <b1rd> good as
54:00 <barstard> Hurry up
55:00 <b1rd> am
55:00 <b1rd> food is cooked
55:00 <barstard> We go see blyke too?
55:00 <b1rd> fk yeah
55:00 <barstard> Not far...
55:00 <b1rd> lol
55:00 <b1rd> sweeet as
55:00 <b1rd> Blyke, 
55:00 <b1rd> we coming over
55:00 <b1rd> prepare the red carpet fag
55:00 <b1rd> LOLLLOL
55:00 <barstard> I was going to meet him as he needed budsky
55:00 <b1rd> yes
55:00 <b1rd> good idea
55:00 <b1rd> :]
56:00 <barstard> Get the brews cold n the freshies sharp dunce
56:00 <b1rd> yes!
56:00 <b1rd> or else
56:00 <b1rd> lolol
56:00 <barstard> We gon fuck shit up
57:00 <barstard> Blyke did u need any weed
58:00 <barstard> Fuck I'm feeling awesome now :D
58:00 <barstard> Ready to party
58:00 <barstard> Lol Sunday ahahaha
59:00 <barstard> What ya cookin good lookin??
59:00 <b1rd> should shower tho man
59:00 <b1rd> what is appropiate dress for your hood, im in adidas trackies atm
59:00 <b1rd> LOl
59:00 <b1rd> beeef bro
59:00 <b1rd> cheap protein
00:00 <b1rd> should jeans
00:00 <b1rd> slacks
00:00 <b1rd> suit?
00:00 <b1rd> LOL
00:00 <b1rd> wot u advise
01:00 <barstard> I'm in me jeans blue flanno me redback boots n Winnie blues under shirt on shoulder
01:00 <barstard> Lol @ slacks
01:00 <barstard> AaahahahahajJJ
01:00 <barstard> No the muds wear suits here lol
02:00 <b1rd> 1 percent jacket, no patch yet tho
02:00 <b1rd> ?
02:00 <b1rd> LOL
02:00 <b1rd> do they?
02:00 <b1rd> wtf lol
02:00 <b1rd> trackies then
02:00 <b1rd> and urban camo jacket
02:00 <b1rd> comfy
02:00 <b1rd> jeans hard for head kicks
02:00 <b1rd> lol
03:00 <barstard> Trololololol
03:00 <b1rd> ill bring jeans tho
03:00 <b1rd> what dress code of joint u go to
03:00 <barstard> Props
03:00 <b1rd> need black shoes?
03:00 <barstard> Cross colors
03:00 <barstard> Werd
03:00 <b1rd> ROFFFFL
03:00 <b1rd> runners ok these days i bet
03:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOLOLOLOLOLOL
03:00 <b1rd> lol
03:00 <barstard> No dress code mate sandown
03:00 <b1rd> come for run through with us KickOutTheJams 
03:00 <barstard> All scum code
03:00 <b1rd> we goin Blyke 
03:00 <b1rd> sickkkkkkk
04:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLL
04:00 <b1rd> i fit right in then
04:00 <barstard> Yeah boe
04:00 <b1rd> worried about nuffin a
04:00 <barstard> You'll be rip snorter
04:00 <barstard> No worries
04:00 <b1rd> good
04:00 <barstard>  Someone's coins 
04:00 <barstard> We collect
05:00 <b1rd> KickOutTheJams, come on bro
05:00 <barstard> Free money :)
05:00 <b1rd> hell yeahhh
05:00 <b1rd> LOL
05:00 <b1rd> love goin to other neighbourhoods
05:00 <b1rd> coz i don't have to have much respect lol
05:00 <b1rd> but u keep me on leash
05:00 <b1rd> and give me word when attack
05:00 <b1rd> kk
05:00 <b1rd> coz i dunno who is who
05:00 <b1rd> there
05:00 <barstard> Yeah we will pwn  it
05:00 <barstard> Only rebels 
06:00 <barstard> Apex n shit
06:00 <barstard> Fgts
06:00 <b1rd> ahh they're shit cunts
06:00 <b1rd> all good
06:00 <barstard> I'll fight em all
06:00 <b1rd> yes
06:00 <b1rd> fkn oath
06:00 <b1rd> been itching for a brawl
06:00 <barstard> No hesitation
06:00 <b1rd> nearly knifed a rebel other day
06:00 <b1rd> infact
06:00 <b1rd> but was too public
06:00 <b1rd> LOL
06:00 <b1rd> too close to home
06:00 <b1rd> but..
06:00 <b1rd> more keen on apex
06:00 <barstard> They are trippers man OK to me here
07:00 <b1rd> yeh they ok
07:00 <b1rd> i was teasing him
07:00 <b1rd> coz jealous of his bod
07:00 <barstard> Cause they know I'll stick em
07:00 <b1rd> muscly cun
07:00 <b1rd> thats it a
07:00 <b1rd> apex is the threat
07:00 <barstard> Yeah man all good round herw
07:00 <b1rd> good as
07:00 <barstard> Apex only rob old cunts and shit
08:00 <b1rd> was a bit messy years back
08:00 <barstard> Won't even look at us
08:00 <b1rd> tru
08:00 <barstard> Narr
08:00 <b1rd> excellent
08:00 <b1rd> they all young bucks
08:00 <b1rd> dunno the real game a
09:00 <barstard> Morons 
09:00 <b1rd> yes
09:00 <barstard> Smelly cunts they are
09:00 <b1rd> haha
09:00 <barstard> Hate em
09:00 <barstard> Filth
09:00 <b1rd> they won't do nuffin 
09:00 <b1rd> me and u
09:00 <barstard> Nah no ways
09:00 <b1rd> mad cunts for lyfe
09:00 <b1rd> i'll wash up hey
09:00 <b1rd> and leave
10:00 <barstard> They leave me alon
10:00 <b1rd> yeh coz you mad 
10:00 <b1rd> they know it
10:00 <barstard> Yeah sweet as 
10:00 <b1rd> SSS
10:00 <b1rd> best shit before
10:00 <b1rd> shave and shower .
10:00 <b1rd> then go
11:00 <barstard> I'm going for walk bbs
11:00 <barstard> Smash a mud
11:00 <b1rd> ok bud
12:00 <b1rd> talk soon
28:00 <MrMW> its sunday!!!party time!!!
32:00 <b1rd> hell yeah
35:00 <Lumeah> He's already started 
35:00 <b1rd> lol
35:00 <b1rd> yes
36:00 <MrMW> started what
55:00 <barstard> B1rd
55:00 <Lumeah> What 
55:00 <barstard> Where u at?
55:00 <Lumeah> Moving to lounge 
55:00 <barstard> Better be coming
56:00 <barstard> Plenty of piss to be drank
56:00 <barstard> Muds to own
03:00 <barstard> Fuck this rain
54:00 <b1rd> here is something i prepared earlier: http://imgur.com/a/0iJQy
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey b1rd
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ewww wtf
55:00 <zaim> that fkn dick man
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Something wrong with it
56:00 <zaim> ginger pubes too
56:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> its chookmagnets
56:00 <zaim> was there an elastic band around it when growing up
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
56:00 <zaim> did a plastic bag get caught in it when swimming
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao zaim
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Looks like it was used as crab bait
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Definitely ended up deadliest catch
59:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> stop wanking ocer it tozza
00:00 <zaim> http://ezine.juggle.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/UnknownPTBPJC.jpg
00:00 <zaim> http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/ZggAAOSwyQtVxpx-/s-l300.jpg
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao 
03:00 <Blyke> :-)
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The blyke is back in town
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How many cones smoked today
03:00 <Blyke> none
03:00 <Blyke> i quit
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Goos lad
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Good
04:00 <Blyke> sober too
04:00 <Blyke> ate lunch
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What u eat
04:00 <Blyke> waiting hour or 2 to cook
04:00 <Blyke> fish fingers chips
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im about to get nandos
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U waiting 2 hours for fish fingers
04:00 <Blyke> no
05:00 <Blyke> thats what i had for lunch
05:00 <Blyke> fucken glad havent had visitors today
05:00 <Blyke> but waiting for my best mate to come
05:00 <Blyke> later
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Kool
07:00 <Blyke> bored was going play sf5
07:00 <Blyke> but cbf
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im still at my gfs gonna get lunch then i go home
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Blyke
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Do me a favour
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Download ultra streetfighter iv instead
08:00 <Blyke> on waht ps3?
08:00 <Blyke> i thikn i have it on ps3
08:00 <Blyke> or sf4
09:00 <Blyke> i got like 40 games on my psn account
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U can get for ps4 in psn
09:00 <Blyke> yeah no money atm
10:00 <Blyke> paid parents back all i owed them
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Anyway bbs
10:00 <Blyke> a mate i used to call mate got on ice for months
10:00 <Blyke> now his dad is going to nursing home
11:00 <Blyke> he cant afford rent
11:00 <Blyke> thinks he could move in here
11:00 <Blyke> lol
11:00 <Blyke> i havent had his phone number for 1 year
11:00 <Blyke> so go fuck yourself meth head
12:00 <simba> calm down chris, youre the only meth head here
12:00 <Blyke> i dont do meth
12:00 <Blyke> lols
12:00 <simba> honestly you might be the last one left
12:00 <simba> oh yes you do
12:00 <Blyke> no i dont
12:00 <simba> you didnt get like that through cannabis, nobody does
13:00 <Blyke> i was born with schizophrenia
13:00 <Blyke> mate
13:00 <Blyke> lols
13:00 <simba> no you werent
13:00 <simba> you dont believe that
13:00 <simba> dont lie to me
13:00 <Blyke> who are u
13:00 <Blyke> to think u know
13:00 <simba> i know
13:00 <Blyke> no u dont
13:00 <simba> you know i know
13:00 <simba> dont play games with me im not your cat
13:00 <Blyke> unless your suzi
14:00 <simba> suzi doesnt exist
14:00 <Blyke> ok
14:00 <Blyke> who are u then
14:00 <simba> simba
14:00 <Blyke> lols
14:00 <Blyke> are u a chick
14:00 <simba> am i a chick?
14:00 <Blyke> then u can tell me what to do
14:00 <simba> i dont even know how 2 answer that
14:00 <simba> can u please stop typing its upsetting me
15:00 <Blyke> k
17:00 <KickOutTheJams> PiSsSsSsSsSs
18:00 <simba> thats a big word for you
18:00 <simba> are you learning words with two s's now?
21:00 <steven> lols
21:00 <steven> i fried
24:00 <Epi> there was some business a mate made a website for, grass something starting with s.  when you typed the url you hit s 3 times ina  row. felt wrong
34:00 <Blyke> lol faggot
34:00 <Blyke> MelbUser|32792 is a faggot
34:00 <Blyke> lols
35:00 <Blyke> get yourself to psych ward MelbUser|32792
35:00 <MelbUser|32792> Blyke hows it going junkie?
35:00 <Blyke> wheres the junkie
35:00 <Blyke> i dont see one
35:00 <MelbUser|32792> Im talking to it right now
35:00 <Blyke> faggot
35:00 <Blyke> u talking to yourself than
35:00 <Blyke> then
35:00 <Blyke> fucken faggot fucken cunt
37:00 <steven> https://www.facebook.com/getrichordiecrying/videos/744369709046917/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
37:00 <steven> HAHA
37:00 <MelbUser|32792> Blyke stop harassing jen
37:00 <MelbUser|32792> Just leave her alone she doesn't want you to call her or speak to her junkie
37:00 <steven> jen likes it so deal with it retard
37:00 <simba> i think jen would probably rather talk to Blyke than MelbUser|32792
38:00 <steven> if she didnt give him such a job handjob maybe he wouldnt be so hooked
39:00 <MelbUser|32792> simba rejected by faux for stalking and harassment
39:00 <MelbUser|32792> simba the fat small reject aka IRC stalker
40:00 <steven> MelbUser|32792 is the only stalker here
40:00 <steven> https://www.facebook.com/TheBigLezShowClips/videos/1234021066694196/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
40:00 <Blyke> how do i call someone i dont have their number
40:00 <Blyke> lols
41:00 <steven> MelbUser|32792 is just angry he got cut off his disabilty payments
41:00 <Blyke> lols
42:00 <Student> Greetings 
42:00 <Blyke> :)
43:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <simba> MelbUser|32792 went absolutely mental at the truth
43:00 <Blyke> lols
43:00 <simba> speaks for itself
43:00 <MelbUser|32792> Blyke you are on centrelink like a long list of people on here all stalkers
43:00 <MelbUser|32792> Blyke you have centrelink
43:00 <Blyke> how am i a stalker
43:00 <simba> pls keep letting people know what a tough day u have had lol
43:00 <MelbUser|32792> so do you simba
43:00 <simba> let it alllllllll out for #melbourne
44:00 <simba> routine for a junkie
44:00 <simba> we'll give you the floor to vent, try not 2 break ur keyboard as u need it 4 said venting
44:00 <simba> kgo
44:00 <simba> be the new Pieter
44:00 <simba> go go go
44:00 <simba> lol
44:00 <simba> dont get all shy now!
45:00 <simba> MelbUser|32792 r u alright
45:00 <simba> i said DONT break the keyboard
45:00 <MelbUser|32792> simba its good that you return and can never seem to leave
45:00 <simba> phew
45:00 <MelbUser|32792> how many years are you here trying to find a fuck?
46:00 <simba> so this is about sex
46:00 <simba> how long has ur dry spell been then
46:00 <MelbUser|32792> only to be rejected by faux and many others you fat cunt
46:00 <simba> oh
46:00 <simba> when were u rejected by faux
46:00 <simba> recently?
46:00 <MelbUser|32792> you were
46:00 <simba> why dont u just try someone else there are different girls here
46:00 <simba> kelevra is a female
46:00 <MelbUser|32792> when you tried to chase the midget fuck like you are
46:00 <simba> yeah i met faux
46:00 <simba> in like 2009
46:00 <simba> lol
46:00 <simba> r u talking about that?
46:00 <MelbUser|32792> and you were rejected then you stalked her
47:00 <simba> no i wasnt
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <simba> did that happen to you
47:00 <simba> is that what youre angry about today? when i met faux in 2009?
47:00 <simba> thats mental
48:00 <simba> PM me if you need a chat, sounds like a rough week
48:00 <MelbUser|32792> you were rejected then you ran here with a dildo out of your ass like a poor faggot
48:00 <simba> i ran to an irc chatroom from sydney with a dildo up my ass?
48:00 <simba> you must be so high
48:00 <Blyke> MelbUser|32792 fuck off
48:00 <simba> hang on, let me go have a few bongs to get this high
49:00 <MelbUser|32792> go do that junkie
49:00 <simba> lol HES SO ANGRY
49:00 <MelbUser|32792> Blyke you should follow your bf simba
49:00 <simba> how can you be this angry just on your computer at home?
49:00 <simba> incredible
49:00 <simba> ;~)
49:00 <simba> ran to an irc chatroom from sydney with a dildo in my ass
49:00 <Blyke> oh oh simba baby
49:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <Blyke> :)
50:00 <Blyke> yes the best place for wanking with a dildo up your ass for breaker is irc
50:00 <simba> i wish i could send him some money
51:00 <simba> he sounds desperate and lonely
51:00 <simba> if he gave me his e-mail i'd paypal him 50 bucks
51:00 <simba> but he is probably too paranoid
51:00 <MelbUser|32792> simba whats your paypal?
51:00 <Blyke> lols
51:00 <Blyke> bites
51:00 <Blyke> straight away
51:00 <simba> well knowing mine is useless, thats for GIVING money lol
51:00 <Blyke> fucken dumb cunt
51:00 <simba> you need money to give money
51:00 <simba> lol
52:00 <simba> do you even have a paypal account
52:00 <MelbUser|32792> you have no money you need all you can get
52:00 <simba> prob not
52:00 <simba> no, im offering YOU money
52:00 <MelbUser|32792> poor cunt like the rest on here
52:00 <simba> if you set up a paypal account
52:00 <simba> but if you want to pretend the offer isnt there, thats okay
52:00 <simba> :~)
52:00 <Blyke> i gotta save 137$ before june 2nd
52:00 <Blyke> lols
52:00 <Blyke> for tekken 7
52:00 <MelbUser|32792> i.e all stalkers, TheMayo, Steven, plivent, slinkyJ, TheRanga
52:00 <simba> wooten7
53:00 <MelbUser|32792> cant afford $137 Blyke you poor cunt
53:00 <MelbUser|32792> stop taking drugs then  Chris you junkie
53:00 <simba> calm down mate
53:00 <Blyke> i dont take drugs
53:00 <Blyke> lols
53:00 <simba> its only irc
53:00 <MelbUser|32792> you smoke weed everday of your life if you can get some
53:00 <Blyke> i dont try get weed at all
54:00 <simba> smoking weed isnt really taking drugs
54:00 <Blyke> lols
54:00 <Blyke> i quit weed
54:00 <Blyke> i told all my friends
54:00 <simba> like theres a difference between getting high and doing what MelbUser does, abusing perscription pills
54:00 <simba> mixing alcohol and said pills
54:00 <MelbUser|62382> Chris no one likes you, you don't own your own house and Jen never wants to see you again
54:00 <simba> is far worse and results in the mess we see here in MelbUser|32792
55:00 <simba> shhhhh
55:00 <MelbUser|62382> Stop trying to contact her
55:00 <MelbUser|62382> :)
55:00 <Blyke> lol
55:00 <Blyke> i dont try contact her
55:00 <Blyke> lols
55:00 <simba> ur a fucking loser MelbUser|32792 like ur father and brother before u
55:00 <Blyke> i would be happy not to hear that name again
55:00 <simba> its obvious your whole family is a mess
55:00 <Blyke> fucken i told her to shut u up
56:00 <MelbUser|32792> stop stalking Jen
56:00 <Blyke> or we cant be friends
56:00 <MelbUser|32792> fuck off and leave her alone junkie
56:00 <Blyke> so u fuck off cunt
56:00 <simba> smh
56:00 <Blyke> i dont do shit to her
56:00 <simba> just gonna put a timer on 
56:00 <Blyke> i dont come into a chat room just to go
56:00 <Blyke> on about her
56:00 <Blyke> like u do wanker
56:00 <Blyke> lols
57:00 <simba> yea its obvious MelbUser|32792 is the only junkie here
57:00 <simba> every line he types is a spawn of drug abuse
57:00 <simba> projecting daily because he wishes someone elses life was as shit as his
57:00 <mrwuf> if I was arabian i'd ask girls if they r hungry n want a halal snack pack n whip off my trousers
59:00 <KickOutTheJams> simba don't worry Jen and I have contacted the Adelaide Police about your stalking of her too :)
59:00 <MelbUser|32792> you always talk about her its all you ever do junkie
59:00 <mrwuf> http://imgur.com/gallery/853jP
59:00 <MelbUser|32792> KickOutTheJams is a pedofile
59:00 <Blyke> [15:54] <MelbUser|62382> Chris no one likes you, you don't own your own house and Jen never wants to see you again -- lols
59:00 <Blyke> thats why i have mortgage
59:00 <Blyke> dumb fucken cunt
59:00 <mrwuf> me on a date http://imgur.com/r/funny/l5CSq2w
59:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOLLL
59:00 <MelbUser|32792> you don't have anything its all in your head
59:00 <Blyke> no
59:00 <Blyke> u r the mental cunt MelbUser|32792
59:00 <Blyke> not me
59:00 <Blyke> im disabled
00:00 <MelbUser|62382> :)
00:00 <mrwuf> http://i.imgur.com/MeMuq0a.gif
00:00 <Blyke> ur a lunatic
00:00 <MelbUser|32792> Blyke how are you disabled?
00:00 <mrwuf> http://i.imgur.com/BkCVbIm.gif
00:00 <MelbUser|32792> KickOutTheJams is Mayo a stalker like plivent and the rest
01:00 <Blyke> this boring as hell
01:00 <Blyke> some psycho delusional fucktard
01:00 <steven> looooool
01:00 <Blyke> insulting ppl
01:00 <steven> MelbUser|32792 is on the same centrelink payment as Blyke
01:00 <Blyke> lols
01:00 <MelbUser|32792> Blyke how are you disabled?
02:00 <simba> <KickOutTheJams> simba don't worry Jen and I have contacted the Adelaide Police about your stalking of her too :) - lmao jen likes me
02:00 <simba> fuck these guys love letting us know how retarded they arew
02:00 <Blyke> MelbUser|32792 how are you not login off and going fuck off
02:00 <KickOutTheJams> :P:
02:00 <MelbUser|32792> Blyke tell us about being disabled
02:00 <MelbUser|62382> Blyke:
03:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
03:00 <MelbUser|32792> +simba
03:00 <MelbUser|32792> Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
03:00 <simba> Hrm, simple...
03:00 <simba> #BringBackPieter
03:00 <simba> this is why the retards are so loose spraying shit everywhere
03:00 <simba> because Pieter is gone
03:00 <simba> everyone misses him
04:00 <MelbUser|32792> Pieter is on the same level as you simba
04:00 <MelbUser|32792> and slinkyj
06:00 <steven> boring
06:00 <MelbUser|62382> Blyke the junkie faggot from noble park
07:00 <MelbUser|32792> steven is a stalker
07:00 <steven> yep
07:00 <MelbUser|32792> all he ever does is talk about amelia or Jade
07:00 <steven> unlike 99% of you i have a  g/f
07:00 <steven> loooooooooooool
07:00 <MelbUser|32792> thats why you come here steven isnt it, tell us about that
07:00 <steven> yes i come here for jade
07:00 <MelbUser|32792> you like KickOutTheJams aka TheMayo are all stalkers
07:00 <steven> LOOOOOOOL
08:00 <steven> last time i saw jade i tasered her friend
08:00 <steven> and fucked her in the back of my vl
08:00 <steven> then fucked her in the back of emma's vl
08:00 <steven> then jen sucked me off
08:00 <steven> then me and slobbsy gangbanged her
08:00 <steven> at a hotel in thornlie
10:00 <steven> sweet sweet gowchie pie
10:00 <MelbUser|32792> thats all lies steven and you know it
10:00 <steven> but is it ?
10:00 <MelbUser|62382> :)
10:00 <steven> you were msg'n her while we were doing it
10:00 <steven> her phone was going beep beeep
10:00 <MelbUser|32792> https://www.facebook.com/emma.kickett?fref=ts
10:00 <steven> looooooooooooooooooooool
10:00 <MelbUser|32792> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-1/c0.4.960.960/15443292_10207044019288477_3933610663687428970_o.jpg?oh=b4efa525941d4e58f9453a3b0c32e2f3&oe=5935DE39
10:00 <steven> looooooool
11:00 <steven> and... ?
11:00 <steven> i fucked her aswell
11:00 <steven> haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
11:00 <steven> whens the last time you had a fuck son?
11:00 <mrwuf> which 1
11:00 <MelbUser|62382> :)
11:00 <steven> :)
12:00 <mrwuf> the one thats a lil husky or the god
12:00 <mrwuf> dog*
12:00 <mrwuf> damn i screwed it up
12:00 <MelbUser|62382> :)
12:00 <steven> https://www.facebook.com/jennifer.gauci.3?fref=ts
12:00 <mrwuf> post moar babes plz
12:00 <MelbUser|32792> steven keep doing that fat cunt
13:00 <steven> HAHAHAHAH
13:00 <steven> you like that bro ?
13:00 <steven> i glad you got the right picture this time
13:00 <MelbUser|62382> :)
13:00 <mrwuf> no way you guys know girls 4 reals
13:00 <steven> you call other people stalkers
13:00 <steven> and look at you
13:00 <steven> hahahaahah
14:00 <steven> breaker i thnk i would rather what i have
14:00 <steven> then this http://prntscr.com/eakwlk
14:00 <steven> hahahaha
14:00 <MelbUser|62382> :)
14:00 <mrwuf> all woman r beautiful 
15:00 <steven> :)
15:00 <MelbUser|32792> steven the police are going to speak to you very soon :)
15:00 <mrwuf> y r we fighting when we can be at the pub playing pokies n talking 2 milfs guys am i rite or was
15:00 <steven> HAHAHAHA
16:00 <steven> im so scared
16:00 <mrwuf> using a carriage service (such as IRC) to menace, harass or cause offence carries a maximum penalty of three years jail
16:00 <steven> looooooooooool
16:00 <steven> no one ever gets the MAX
19:00 <MelbUser|32792> just having the police on your back wouldn't go well for you would it Steven Hawk :)
20:00 <steven> why wouldnt it ?
20:00 <steven> i dont care
20:00 <mrwuf> have you ever seen those nature shows where animals do those mating rituals 
20:00 <MelbUser|62382> :0
20:00 <steven> they can come around right now
20:00 <steven> ill take them for the grand tour
20:00 <steven> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
20:00 <steven> i got nothing to hide
21:00 <MelbUser|32792> how about your drug dealing junkie
21:00 <steven> drug dealing ?
21:00 <MelbUser|32792> Jen told me all about it so did a few other people on here
21:00 <MelbUser|32792> KickOutTheJams even has your address
21:00 <steven> i quit smoking weed about a month ago
21:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> sup breaker
21:00 <steven> HAHAHAA
21:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> sup all
21:00 <MelbUser|62382> :)
21:00 <mrwuf> when homosexual men meet n are trying to decide which one gets riden and which is the rider they fight 2 dominate each other in a epic battle and this conversation reminds me of the time I "accidentally" went to the gay club 
21:00 <steven> my address is 19 watercress gardens dayton
21:00 <steven> what is anyone going to do ?
21:00 <steven> i welcome you all over
22:00 <steven> im a trained fighter ahahahahahaa
22:00 <steven> you think im scared of anyone on irc?
22:00 <mrwuf> i'll turn up at your house with a cartoon of beer what u going 2 do about it, invite me in i hope
22:00 <steven> i could put your to sleep without even throwing a punch
22:00 <steven> you
22:00 <mrwuf> roofies
22:00 <steven> nothing you can do to hurt me, call the police they will laugh at you then ill laugh at you
23:00 <steven> the only way you can get me into trouble is by coming over
23:00 <steven> getting your mate to record me bashing you
23:00 <mrwuf> or like tell a really boring story
23:00 <steven> that is the only way son
23:00 <mrwuf> or sing lullabies 
23:00 <MelbUser|62382> Rage on
23:00 <steven> hahaha
23:00 <steven> i got a big house and money
24:00 <steven> something you will never have
24:00 <steven> you waiting for your next payment
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nandos is food from the gods
25:00 <steven> double double
25:00 <mrwuf> can I borrow some money
25:00 <mrwuf> its 4 my nan she's really ill
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thigh pieces and peri chips with mild sauce and trio of bell peppers omgggg
25:00 <steven> Sure, interest rates are high tho
25:00 <mrwuf> she needs new iPhone case
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol mrwuf 
26:00 <mrwuf> her old one has scratch protection but has no drop protection
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Seen them yesterday no shit for 5c in kmart
27:00 <MelbUser|32792> 19 watercress gardens dayton < fake
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Priced to sell
27:00 <steven> hahaha
27:00 <MelbUser|32792> that would be the next suburb or your friends home
27:00 <steven> LOOOOOOOL
27:00 <steven> i have showed google images
27:00 <steven> which has my clubby out the front
27:00 <steven> multiple times
27:00 <MelbUser|32792> go outside then take a pic you fat fuck
27:00 <steven> ummm, no?
27:00 <steven> hhahaa
28:00 <steven> you either take my word... or just keep crying
28:00 <MelbUser|32792> your word means shit steven you know it and everyone else does
28:00 <MelbUser|62382> :)
28:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> sup tozza
28:00 <steven> hahaa everyone else
28:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> welcome to the new Melbourne
28:00 <steven> your the only one who cares about everyone else
28:00 <steven> i dont care about anyone on irc
28:00 <steven> this is where i come to laugh at faggots like yourself
28:00 <MelbUser|32792> yet here you are everyday
29:00 <steven> yes read above champ
29:00 <mrwuf> have u guys showered today
29:00 <steven> i only come here to talk to jen
29:00 <steven> :}
29:00 <mrwuf> having to shave face all time pretty annoying
29:00 <steven> well, she comes here to talk to me
29:00 <simba> the ops are back but they aint opping
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey ibiza
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thanks but
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Which ops simba
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Whats your problem 
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> People are chatting having a laugh
30:00 <steven> oh, breaker lost his ops here !
30:00 <steven> looooool
30:00 <simba> is that your interpretation of the past hour or two
31:00 <steven> im suprised he hasnt had a glass of bleach
31:00 <mrwuf> have you seen Impractical Jokers
31:00 <TheRon> ladies, one more drink and i'll be anyones
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I seen b1rds dick for a second time
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Is ron
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Is good
31:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42uMLwL63RI
31:00 <steven> you seen baby bird ?
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Impractical Jokers (funniest moments) (Sep 8, 2013) Length: 4:53 - Category: Sports - 1,198,510 views views - 3,481 likes (96.7%), 120 dislikes (3.3%)
31:00 <steven> haha
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
31:00 <MelbUser|62382> :)
32:00 <steven> b1rd is going to send jen some videos when she is on
32:00 <steven> lols
32:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fsfod891J0
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: James Taylor - Your Smiling Face +Lyrics (Nov 14, 2010) Length: 2:47 - Category: Music - 814,009 views views - 3,052 likes (97.8%), 69 dislikes (2.2%)
32:00 <MelbUser|32792> all you stalkers need to get the fuck over Jen and leave her alone
32:00 <Lumeah3> He's having a nap
33:00 <TheRon> chef's song about prostitutes
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tough words from kiwi irc
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Identify yourself 
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :D
33:00 <steven> hahaha
34:00 <steven> the same guy who posted her address all over irc when she rejected him
34:00 <MelbUser|32792> she rejected nobody you don't know shit fat cunt
34:00 <mrwuf> I'm kinda amazed woman still come here
34:00 <simba> its obvious MelbUser|32792 was owned by her
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I dont even know who jen is so im neutral right now
34:00 <steven> hahaaha
34:00 <steven> im a fat cunt
34:00 <steven> 66kgs
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Steven is taking up all the space in melbourne 
34:00 <steven> hahahahahaahahaha
35:00 <Blyke> lols
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Loose some kgs u paperweight
35:00 <steven> no shit ey
35:00 <mrwuf> usually its some homo guy that looks like a fat balding grandpa named Katie asking you dirty questions
35:00 <Blyke> call breaker forest gump
35:00 <steven> i post my own pictures
35:00 <Blyke> rofl
35:00 <Blyke> stalk breaker stalk
36:00 <Blyke> lols
36:00 <steven> only because i have boyish good looks
36:00 <steven> :}
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol 
36:00 <TheRon> i saw the crescent, i saw the whole of the moon
36:00 <steven> MelbUser|32792 is a fat ranga with a chipped tooth
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Same it aroused pedos
36:00 <steven> lol
36:00 <Blyke> bored as
36:00 <Blyke> i need ops again iBiZa[Mobile]
37:00 <Blyke> come on
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nope
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U can have voice
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :D
37:00 <Blyke> i need opps to get rid of MelbUser|32792
37:00 <Blyke> and MelbUser|62382
37:00 <TheRon> you'tr the voice
37:00 <MelbUser|62382> :)
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Now your the voice
38:00 <TheRon> try and understand it\
38:00 <Blyke> stalk a chick and make her fear
38:00 <Blyke> wooooo
38:00 <Blyke> woooo
38:00 <Blyke> ohhhh
38:00 <MelbUser|32792> thats your Christopher
38:00 <Blyke> thats u MelbUser|32792
38:00 <MelbUser|32792> you are the STALKER
38:00 <Blyke> no
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Has melbuser been melbabuser again?
38:00 <MelbUser|32792> you are the Junkie
38:00 <Blyke> i dont do drugs
38:00 <Blyke> lols
38:00 <MelbUser|32792> you are stoned right now
38:00 <TheRon> i see the name chris and all i see is satan's lover off south park
38:00 <Blyke> nup
38:00 <MelbUser|32792> you are a junkie
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He quit today
39:00 <Blyke> lols
39:00 <MelbUser|32792> he quits everyday
39:00 <MelbUser|32792> quit is his word for im poor and have no money till my next payment
39:00 <Blyke> i would quit for a kiss
39:00 <mrwuf> have 2 go my nans calling
39:00 <Blyke> for ever
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats so breaker lol
39:00 <MelbUser|32792> a kiss from who?
39:00 <Blyke> ya mum
39:00 <Blyke> i am your dad
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Jerry jerry
40:00 <Blyke> lets go on jerry springer
40:00 <TheRon> MrMW: 
40:00 <Blyke> lols
40:00 <TheRon> naked rumble?
40:00 <MelbUser|32792> KickOutTheJams is a stalker
40:00 <Blyke> fuck off
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Isnt KickOutTheJams austnetnews
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Midget fight
41:00 <TheRon> tozza[Mobile]: deacon blue - real gone kid?
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Jerry jerry herry
41:00 <Serenity> .
42:00 <TheRon> Serenity: hello
42:00 <Blyke> hi Serenity
42:00 <steven> hey dinolia
42:00 <Serenity> hello.
42:00 <Blyke> :)
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Serenity are you the Serenity that isnt the Serenity your just another Serenity 
42:00 <TheRon> serenity now!
42:00 <Serenity> lol what>
43:00 <Blyke> lol MrStudent
43:00 <Blyke> lols
43:00 <Serenity> I see this place has changed, alot
43:00 <Blyke> Serenity i love u
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> #newmelb
43:00 <Serenity> its good to see the channel thriving with new members
43:00 <Serenity> and a new guard of ops
43:00 <Student> Greetings
44:00 <Serenity> I hope they do a better job than i did
44:00 <Serenity> seriously
44:00 <Blyke> lols
44:00 <Student> good to see you too Serenity
44:00 <Blyke> funny
44:00 <Serenity> i got fed up and didnt care at the end
44:00 <TheRon> iasked for ops but i didn't suck the right one
44:00 <Serenity> thanks Student
44:00 <Serenity> i just want to be a normal chatter now
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :)
45:00 <KickOutTheJams> :)
45:00 <Serenity> cbf with all the drama and bs with ops anymore tbh
45:00 <TheRon> posting breasts?
45:00 <Serenity> with being an op*
45:00 <steven> Serenity who is dinolia ?
45:00 <Serenity> lol TheRon ;)
45:00 <Serenity> its my clone
45:00 <Blyke> feel the Serenity
45:00 <Blyke> lols
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Your all my new friends
46:00 <steven> mmK
46:00 <Blyke> tell him his dreaming
46:00 <Blyke> lols
46:00 <Serenity> tozza pleased to meet you :)
46:00 <TheRon> we're going to Bonnydoon!
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Howdy
46:00 <Blyke> feel the Serenity
46:00 <Serenity> hows ur day goin tozza?
47:00 <Serenity> just a lazy sunday for me
47:00 <Blyke> Serenity if u are the real Serenity i never disliked u
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I woke up at 2:30 went and had nandos with my gf now just chillin too some teen mom on mtv
47:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO1sQPs3U8k
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lindsey Buckingham - Trouble (1981) (Music Video) 720p (Jan 31, 2013) Length: 3:51 - Category: Music - 2,017,152 views views - 13,067 likes (97.5%), 330 dislikes (2.5%)
48:00 <TheRon> i was in this clip, can you pick which one?
48:00 <Serenity> lol tozza living the dream :P
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Absolutely 
48:00 <KickOutTheJams> Serenity
48:00 <KickOutTheJams> Serenity: how are you?
48:00 <Serenity> Blyke its ok, i dont really care who liked nor didnt liked me
48:00 <Serenity> doesnt have an affect on me whatsoever
48:00 <Blyke> cool
49:00 <Student> :)
49:00 <Blyke> i want your babys
49:00 <Blyke> i want to be a father
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Gayyyy
49:00 <Serenity> im already taken, but good luck with finding the one tho Blyke
49:00 <Blyke> props tho
49:00 <Blyke> lol
49:00 <TheRon> Serenity: it's only an obstacle
49:00 <Student> someone registered the nick Serenity on 17 Feb 2017
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Serenity is a man or female?
49:00 <steven> llooool
50:00 <Serenity> female
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I see
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Still gay but in a diffrent way then
50:00 <Blyke> Serenity has biggest boobs on austnet
50:00 <TheRon> really, i was wondering what these were.....
50:00 <Serenity> lol
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats no way to talk about a lady blyke
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Jeez
50:00 <Blyke> lols
52:00 <TheRon> fleetwood mac - sara
52:00 <KickOutTheJams> Serenity: how are you?
52:00 <TheRon> rains are ere
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Kelevra where r ya
53:00 <steven> breaker has the biggest boobs on austnet
53:00 <steven> lols
53:00 <TheRon> i lost that title
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Steven does apparently 
54:00 <steven> you wanna see em?
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Him and his 66kgs
54:00 <TheRon> i can do balloon animals with my breasts
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its all boob weight
55:00 <Serenity> KickOutTheJams im good thank you
55:00 <TheRon> i won bowls this week serenity
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I thought u said the team let you down
56:00 <TheRon> the chicks go all gooey when they see me in my bowls uniform
56:00 <TheRon> that was last week
56:00 <TheRon> my rink was still shit but we won
57:00 <steven> http://prntscr.com/eal55g
57:00 <steven> dem tt's
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We established that they didnt tho theron
57:00 <TheRon> loo, other people don't take the game as seriously as what i do
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Steven just gave me a wide on
58:00 <TheRon> tozza[Mobile]: we're still out of the finals
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Free parking 
58:00 <steven> ekkekeke
58:00 <steven> im so so fat !
59:00 <TheRon> you see the gypsy that i was
00:00 <MelbUser|62382> Blyke the junkie faggot
00:00 <steven> hahaa
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Did u have a big fat wedding
03:00 <TheRon> well maybe i'm just thinking that the rooms are on fire
04:00 <steven> g'day goldspade
05:00 <Nice1> zzzzzzzzzz
05:00 <Nice1> hi tozza
05:00 <TheRon> Nice1: stevie nicks?
05:00 <Nice1> heheh
05:00 <Nice1> sadly not
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yo Nice1 
06:00 <Nice1> I like her  music though
06:00 <Nice1> tozza I downloaded a rom pack from  a torrent
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
06:00 <Nice1> 6000 games it says!
06:00 <Nice1> I dont know if there are that many
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I think i know that download lol
06:00 <Nice1> but there are quite a few
07:00 <Nice1> I want to get a joy pad to play them
07:00 <Nice1> keyboard secks
07:00 <Nice1> took me ages to dl them tozza
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol 
07:00 <Nice1> I left the computer on all night
07:00 <Nice1> 17 gigs
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> My hyperspin holds 6tb of roms
08:00 <Nice1> far out!
08:00 <Nice1> really
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh abit over the too
08:00 <TheRon> Nice1: how many beers today?
08:00 <Nice1> I dont drink
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ill do a YouTube video for you later ok nice1
08:00 <TheRon> you're a poof!
08:00 <Nice1> yeah that will be good tozza
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just at my gfs at thr moment
09:00 <Nice1> I got to find a good contoller
09:00 <Nice1> not sure which one to get
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 8bitdo make awesome controllers
09:00 <Nice1> yeah?
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im a controller nazi its it dont feel right i dont use it
10:00 <TheRon> tozza[Mobile]: when you talk tech to your gf, does it get the juices flowing?
10:00 <Nice1> I'll have a look hang on brb
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> But 8bitdo make a perfect snes replica
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> She dosent ask
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We are watching team mom with our legs locked
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Teen
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Teen mom
11:00 <steven> lols
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We are
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Love that shit
11:00 <Nice1> they dont look too bad tozza
11:00 <MelbUser|79758> 👍🏽
11:00 <Nice1> could do with a few more buttons though
11:00 <Nice1>  I feel
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh there is a nes one with analogs and sholder buttons
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hild on
12:00 <TheRon> have they looked at teen moms in franston yet?
12:00 <MelbUser|79758> hold*
12:00 <TheRon> seems like a natural progression
12:00 <TheRon> frankston
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/282293007724 
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nice1 thats a decent one
13:00 <Nice1> hmm not bad
14:00 <Nice1> I might do some research a bit later..I might get a joystick I dont know yet
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh inwas gonna suggest arcade stick
15:00 <MelbUser|79758> Boring
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bozza the chatter box
15:00 <TheRon> ask the ladies about the joystick, they'd know which one
15:00 <Nice1> thought b1rd was the chatterbox
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Melbuser 79758 is a female
15:00 <MelbUser|79758> which joystick
15:00 <steven> lol
15:00 <Skirmish> MelbUser|32792 might be a little bitch but they're not female. 
16:00 <TheRon> we don't need another hero
16:00 <MelbUser|79758> Last I checked I had a vagina
16:00 <TheRon> we don't need to know the way home
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb ibiza
16:00 <Nice1> hi iBiZa[Mobile]
16:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> thanks
17:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> sup
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Whats up
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not much
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Teen mom
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Good shit
17:00 <MelbUser|79758> 2
17:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I love these fake mysterious users
17:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> MelbUser and Serenity
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hehe
17:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> mmmmm
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Better?
17:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> is that the real jade ?
17:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lol
17:00 <jade> sooks
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yep
17:00 <TheRon> teen moms, have they done wendouree west yet?
18:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hahaha
18:00 <jade> the one and only
18:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> jade what school did u go to
18:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> emerson
18:00 <jade> a lot
18:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> nice
18:00 <jade> no 😒
18:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> u coming past next sat?
18:00 <jade> Maybe maybe not
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U said its too busy next say
18:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> me and tom got split up
19:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> my una farm
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We were gonna do the week agmfter
19:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> yeh busy is good
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Myuna farm hahahaha
19:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> better party
19:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> come next week the 25th
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Free everything
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Free fire escape
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Free irc
20:00 <Nice1> tozza I found the one I want
20:00 <Nice1> https://www.amazon.com/Microsoft-Xbox-360-Wired-Controller/dp/B003ZSN600
20:00 <jade> can I dj?
20:00 <KickOutTheJams> Nice1 is that you, GoldSpade?
20:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> maybe!
20:00 <Nice1> you can use it on pc as well
20:00 <Skirmish> Get Blyke to DK
20:00 <Skirmish> DJ*
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nice1 yeh i have a wireless adaptor for my 360 controller for the pc
21:00 <Skirmish> He can set up a youtube playlist of his greatest hits. 
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He can play the breaker song
21:00 <jade> I have an aux cord
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I have a itchy dick
21:00 <Nice1> it was rated the best controller on one of the websites
21:00 <jade> better get that checked out
21:00 <Nice1> looks pretty good
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> It is decent
21:00 <Nice1> yeah
22:00 <Nice1> just got to shop around and find a decent price now
22:00 <Nice1> think they are around 50$
22:00 <KickOutTheJams> Nice1 is that you, GoldSpade?
22:00 <Nice1> which isnt too bad
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Get one from cashies nice1 
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And get this
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/321202749918 
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ull spend less than 50 all up
23:00 <Nice1> i dont have an xbox though
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats for the pc
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> To use a controller wirelessly 
24:00 <Nice1> ohhh
24:00 <Nice1> ok
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :p
25:00 <Nice1> well lol I dont kow
25:00 <Nice1> know
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Theron now i have
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> WE DONT NEED ANOTHER HERO
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Stuck in my head
25:00 <Nice1> no we dont need another steven
25:00 <Nice1> thats fer certain
26:00 <Nice1> or president trump
26:00 <Nice1> for that matter
27:00 <KickOutTheJams> Nice1 is that you, GoldSpade?
27:00 <Student> :)
27:00 <Nice1> goldspade will always live in your head so deal with it
28:00 <KickOutTheJams> ?
28:00 <KickOutTheJams> Nice1 do you know where I can download some roms from?
29:00 <Nice1> your ass
29:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOOLLLLL
29:00 <TheRon> US forces give the nod......
30:00 <beagle> emuparadise
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Student why thanks
31:00 <KickOutTheJams> beagle I was asking Nice1, not you
31:00 <KickOutTheJams> thanks
31:00 <Nice1> thats because he loves me
31:00 <Nice1> infatuated
31:00 <Arbition> First you download the internet, then you sift through it for all the ROMs
32:00 <Nice1> because he thinks about me all the time
32:00 <Nice1> night and dayh
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im keen to get home and film my hyperspin setup for nice1 now
32:00 <Nice1> yeah be good to see that tozza
32:00 <Blyke> :/
32:00 <TheRon> sunday night, it's tit flick night
32:00 <Nice1> redtube.com TheRon?
33:00 <Student> tozza[Mobile] :)
33:00 <KickOutTheJams> Nice1 do you know where I can download some roms from?
34:00 <Nice1> I thought you 
34:00 <TheRon> nah i like to sbs late at night just hoping for a glipmse of tit
34:00 <Nice1> told you
35:00 <Nice1> ohh god
35:00 <Nice1> ehehe
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Kickout the jams send me a 6tb hdd ill fill it
36:00 <KickOutTheJams> Do you do that for cash?
36:00 <KickOutTheJams> Like full hyperspin setup?
36:00 <TheRon> i reckon he's kicking it in the jammies
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ill donit for free
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U have to adjust it for your own setting
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And that can take months lol
37:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVnLJQIJw2Y
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MENTAL AS ANYTHING THE NIPS ARE GETTING BIGGER (Oct 10, 2015) Length: 3:22 - Category: Entertainment - 15,914 views views - 90 likes (98.9%), 1 dislikes (1.1%)
37:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOLLLL
37:00 <KickOutTheJams> damn
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The ron wtf is that 
38:00 <TheRon> started out just drinking beer.........
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