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02:00 <astrofloss> lisa needs braces
02:00 <partay> dental plan 
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02:39 <astrofloss> lisa needs braces
02:51 <partay> dental plan
02:58 <astrofloss> lisa needs braces
03:00 <partay> dental plan 
03:00 <lisa> ok, enjoy your juvenile simpsons jokes. i've heard them all 3782839201839201 times before.
03:00 <Sutekh> haha she didnt last long
03:06 <partay> dental plan
03:25 <lisa> ok, enjoy your juvenile simpsons jokes. i've heard them all 3782839201839201 times before.
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03:35 <Sutekh> haha she didnt last long
04:00 <astrofloss> lol
04:00 <Sutekh> why so many Austnet bitches uptight
04:00 <astrofloss> party pooper
04:00 <partay> they're all sisters 
04:08 <astrofloss> lol
04:41 <Sutekh> why so many Austnet bitches uptight
04:44 <astrofloss> party pooper
05:00 <partay> they're all sisters
05:00 <astrofloss> maye she need braces irl
05:00 <astrofloss> maybe
05:00 <astrofloss> :(
05:00 <Sutekh> hehe
05:07 <astrofloss> maye she need braces irl
05:10 <astrofloss> maybe
05:20 <astrofloss> :(
05:42 <Sutekh> hehe
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06:00 <Sutekh> they should attend church if they want Godly chat
06:17 <Sutekh> they should attend church if they want Godly chat
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09:00 <partay> pornopat
09:22 <partay> pornopat
10:00 <Pat> sup sup
10:01 <Pat> sup sup
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19:00 <MzHsV> excuse me Sutekh
19:00 <MzHsV> ur in sydney channel thats run by bitches who have anger problems
19:00 <MzHsV> fuk fat cunt
19:00 <MzHsV> night
19:04 <MzHsV> excuse me Sutekh
19:45 <MzHsV> ur in sydney channel thats run by bitches who have anger problems
19:53 <MzHsV> fuk fat cunt
19:59 <MzHsV> night
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26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey pat
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bbs bud
26:49 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey pat
26:52 <tozza[Mobile]> Bbs bud
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34:00 <astrofloss> whats up
34:49 <astrofloss> whats up
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25:00 <Lumeah> Uhuh
25:36 <Lumeah> Uhuh
29:00 <tozza> HEY GUYS
29:00 <tozza> just beat castlebania on nes for the first time WOOOOO
29:40 <tozza> HEY GUYS
29:50 <tozza> just beat castlebania on nes for the first time WOOOOO
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31:00 <iBiZa> lol
31:00 <iBiZa> ur fked
31:25 <iBiZa> lol
31:26 <iBiZa> ur fked
34:37 * iBiZa slaps nerdygirl around a bit with a large trout
37:00 <tozza> watch my  feed on facebook
37:00 <tozza> think its the last 4 mins
37:00 <tozza> im like EAT MY DICK DRACULA
37:11 <tozza> watch my feed on facebook
37:18 <tozza> think its the last 4 mins
37:29 <tozza> im like EAT MY DICK DRACULA
48:00 <BLyKE> u seen mario sonic shroom boss https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16473560_1900177063551066_3510131276189996914_n.jpg?oh=186a4d4ba1d504e7cdd74594a6576f17&oe=594BFFD9
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48:37 <BLyKE> u seen mario sonic shroom boss https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16473560_1900177063551066_3510131276189996914_n.jpg?oh=186a4d4ba1d504e7cdd74594a6576f17&oe=594BFFD9
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51:00 <iBiZa> dim sum!
51:00 <BLyKE> u seen the sonic shroom boss
51:00 <BLyKE> iBiZa
51:00 <iBiZa> nope
51:00 <BLyKE> https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16473560_1900177063551066_3510131276189996914_n.jpg?oh=186a4d4ba1d504e7cdd74594a6576f17&oe=594BFFD9
51:00 <BLyKE> there
51:00 <BLyKE> mario sonic shroom boss
51:00 <Tim-Sim> i got a good romset and the arcade running good
51:02 <iBiZa> dim sum!
51:26 <BLyKE> u seen the sonic shroom boss
51:28 <BLyKE> iBiZa
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51:32 <iBiZa> nope
51:33 <BLyKE> https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16473560_1900177063551066_3510131276189996914_n.jpg?oh=186a4d4ba1d504e7cdd74594a6576f17&oe=594BFFD9
51:36 <BLyKE> there
51:48 <BLyKE> mario sonic shroom boss
51:53 <Tim-Sim> i got a good romset and the arcade running good
52:00 <Tim-Sim> just need an updated database file, which is on the hyperspin website, will get that tomorrow
52:00 <morpho-pie> where's brittish meat?
52:00 <morpho-pie> damn they all left
52:18 <Tim-Sim> just need an updated database file, which is on the hyperspin website, will get that tomorrow
52:19 <morpho-pie> where's brittish meat?
52:39 <morpho-pie> damn they all left
53:00 <Tim-Sim> did some cad work for some new panels, will get a qoute to have them laser cut from stainless steel sheet
53:00 <Tim-Sim> quote 
53:06 <Tim-Sim> did some cad work for some new panels, will get a qoute to have them laser cut from stainless steel sheet
53:24 <Tim-Sim> quote
54:00 <Tim-Sim> and 320gb of chd's
54:00 <Tim-Sim> and however many gb of media files
54:14 <Tim-Sim> and 320gb of chd's
54:28 <Tim-Sim> and however many gb of media files
55:00 <Tim-Sim> BLyKE: i played a bit of sf3 3rd strike before, circa 1999
55:00 <Tim-Sim> new microswitches and new sanwa buttons and joystick on its way
55:00 <Tim-Sim> this should be nerdhacks stuff...
55:10 <Tim-Sim> BLyKE: i played a bit of sf3 3rd strike before, circa 1999
55:48 <Tim-Sim> new microswitches and new sanwa buttons and joystick on its way
55:56 <Tim-Sim> this should be nerdhacks stuff...
56:00 <steven> lols
56:05 <steven> lols
57:13 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vvvv steven Tim-Sim morpho-pie BLyKE
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00:00 <ChanOP> Modes cleaned by iBiZa
00:18 Mode: (by ChanOP) -rtnCKJf
00:19 <ChanOP> Modes cleaned by iBiZa
00:19 Mode: (by ChanOP) +tnrCKTV
04:00 <Tim-Sim> Tim-Sim: is always late to the party...
05:00 <Tim-Sim> Tim-Sim: is always late to the party...
05:00 <iBiZa> Did you ever go to a Slooder party?
05:14 <iBiZa> Did you ever go to a Slooder party?
06:31 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o iBiZa
06:58 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o iBiZa
07:00 <morpho-pie> bye guys I gotta sleep, eyes hurt from crying -.-
07:00 <iBiZa> night
07:00 <Tim-Sim> awww
07:00 <morpho-pie> >5 pm
07:00 <Tim-Sim> nite
07:26 <morpho-pie> bye guys I gotta sleep, eyes hurt from crying -.-
07:34 <iBiZa> night
07:39 <Tim-Sim> awww
07:44 <morpho-pie> >5 pm
07:45 <Tim-Sim> nite
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18:00 <BLyKE> made a song line
18:05 <BLyKE> made a song line
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34:00 <tozza> yo
34:28 <tozza> yo
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40:00 <tozza> nice1
40:00 <Nice1> tozza hello there
40:00 <Nice1> cant fukin sleep
40:00 <tozza> tried havin a bat?
40:24 <tozza> nice1
40:31 <Nice1> tozza hello there
40:40 <Nice1> cant fukin sleep
40:53 <tozza> tried havin a bat?
41:00 <Nice1> yeah no good
41:00 <tozza> yeh the clean up afterwoulds wakes anyone up
41:00 <Nice1> not even with the fleshlight
41:00 <tozza> wow shit
41:00 <Nice1> heh
41:04 <Nice1> yeah no good
41:18 <tozza> yeh the clean up afterwoulds wakes anyone up
41:20 <Nice1> not even with the fleshlight
41:56 <tozza> wow shit
41:59 <Nice1> heh
42:00 <Nice1> i reckob
42:00 <Nice1> n
42:00 <tozza> dont know waht too say man
42:00 <tozza> must be the flakka u smoked
42:04 <Nice1> i reckob
42:06 <Nice1> n
42:07 <tozza> dont know waht too say man
42:25 <tozza> must be the flakka u smoked
43:51 Mode: (by ChanOP) -vvvv realist TheDarkTruth thestig steven
44:00 <Nice1> yeah that fuking illuminati drug flakka
44:00 <Nice1> got a lot to answer for
44:31 <Nice1> yeah that fuking illuminati drug flakka
44:36 <Nice1> got a lot to answer for
45:00 <tozza> i wanna do a maccas run
45:00 <tozza> 24 nuggets for 10bucks sounds great
45:00 <Nice1> heh
45:00 <tozza> but so does hot cakes
45:00 <Nice1> ahhh yes I love them
45:00 <tozza> i have a game of 10 pin bowling in the morning
45:00 <tozza> 11am
45:09 <tozza> i wanna do a maccas run
45:19 <tozza> 24 nuggets for 10bucks sounds great
45:27 <Nice1> heh
45:29 <tozza> but so does hot cakes
45:38 <Nice1> ahhh yes I love them
45:54 <tozza> i have a game of 10 pin bowling in the morning
45:59 <tozza> 11am
46:00 <Nice1> whats your best score
46:00 <tozza> man i have half a slab in the fridge and i havent slowed down
46:00 <tozza> 174
46:00 <Nice1> far out
46:00 <Nice1> your a pro
46:00 <tozza> games has improved since i bought a pro ball LOL
46:09 <Nice1> whats your best score
46:13 <tozza> man i have half a slab in the fridge and i havent slowed down
46:23 <tozza> 174
46:29 <Nice1> far out
46:39 <Nice1> your a pro
46:50 <tozza> games has improved since i bought a pro ball LOL
47:00 <tozza> my prob with everything i do one thing then buyt the most expensive accessory to never use again
47:00 <tozza> im a spender
47:00 <Nice1> heeh
47:00 <tozza> nah makes it easy with fingertip holes u can hook the ball so good
47:17 <tozza> my prob with everything i do one thing then buyt the most expensive accessory to never use again
47:30 <tozza> im a spender
47:31 <Nice1> heeh
47:57 <tozza> nah makes it easy with fingertip holes u can hook the ball so good
48:00 <tozza> it has a special weight inside that house balls dont have
48:00 <tozza> helps apply spin
48:00 <tozza> sometimes i think wii bowling is more fun
48:00 <Nice1> yeah the balls at the bowling place near me...look like something out of the war
48:00 <tozza> should have a party at ine 
48:00 <tozza> we can chuck on the wii-u
48:09 <tozza> it has a special weight inside that house balls dont have
48:20 <tozza> helps apply spin
48:34 <tozza> sometimes i think wii bowling is more fun
48:45 <Nice1> yeah the balls at the bowling place near me...look like something out of the war
48:48 <tozza> should have a party at ine
48:55 <tozza> we can chuck on the wii-u
49:00 <tozza> wait for the remote to go thru my lcd
49:00 <tozza> (y)
49:00 <Nice1> im not from melb unforunately
49:00 <Nice1> perth
49:00 <Nice1> I just pretend...because the perth channel is dead
49:00 <tozza> LOL
49:08 <tozza> wait for the remote to go thru my lcd
49:15 <tozza> (y)
49:18 <Nice1> im not from melb unforunately
49:27 <Nice1> perth
49:44 <Nice1> I just pretend...because the perth channel is dead
49:50 <tozza> LOL
50:00 <Nice1> oh well
50:00 <tozza> us melbourne ppl wont move on from the past ate
50:28 <Nice1> oh well
50:55 <tozza> us melbourne ppl wont move on from the past ate
51:00 <Nice1> doesnt seem that way
51:00 <Nice1> everyone is in each others underpants
51:00 <Nice1> or trading places
51:00 <Nice1> heh
51:24 <Nice1> doesnt seem that way
51:36 <Nice1> everyone is in each others underpants
51:54 <Nice1> or trading places
52:00 <tozza> and giving birth
52:00 <Nice1> heh
52:00 <tozza> and giving birth
52:00 <Nice1> yes!
52:00 <tozza> nice1 im gonna have too brb
52:00 <Nice1> ok
52:00 <tozza> maccas hotcakes are saying eat me tozza
52:00 <tozza> EAT ME NOW AND KILL % PPL
52:00 <Nice1> yes sounds a good idea
52:00 <tozza> yeh i love killing
52:00 <tozza> oh the hotcakes
52:00 <tozza> yeh i get ya
52:04 <Nice1> yes!
52:12 <tozza> nice1 im gonna have too brb
52:18 <Nice1> ok
52:20 <tozza> maccas hotcakes are saying eat me tozza
52:30 <tozza> EAT ME NOW AND KILL % PPL
52:38 <Nice1> yes sounds a good idea
52:46 <tozza> yeh i love killing
52:50 <tozza> oh the hotcakes
52:53 <tozza> yeh i get ya
53:00 <tozza> lol lame dad humour
53:00 <tozza> ok brb
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53:11 <tozza> lol lame dad humour
53:14 <tozza> ok brb
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31:00 <tozza> my god
31:00 <tozza> had 2 goto 3 differnt maccas as the first 2 were coled n they never closed
31:00 <tozza> prob apex gamg or somethin
31:00 <tozza> anyway night fellas
31:01 <tozza> my god
31:32 <tozza> had 2 goto 3 differnt maccas as the first 2 were coled n they never closed
31:44 <tozza> prob apex gamg or somethin
31:50 <tozza> anyway night fellas
32:00 <tozza> goodnight fellas
32:19 Kick: lx was kicked by tozza (no fleshlights)
32:40 <tozza> goodnight fellas
43:00 <Tim-Sim> aliasd: I think you upset Blyke 
43:42 <Tim-Sim> aliasd: I think you upset Blyke
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27:00 <aliasd> me?
27:56 <aliasd> me?
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35:30 <Glenn> Good morning all! :)
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49:22 <JedStar> Howdy all
49:23 <JedStar> :D
56:25 <carlOz> morning all
56:40 <carlOz> doing a dump in the factory toilets
56:54 <carlOz> thought id say hi
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57:37 <JedStar> Howdy carlOz
58:30 <carlOz> ;)
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03:46 <carlOz> 15 min smoko
03:57 <carlOz> who wants to cyber
05:05 <BlackDevil> too late
05:42 <Snoopys_Gunship> im done for the day
06:06 <Snoopys_Gunship> isnt that right BlackDevil ;)
06:16 <BlackDevil> yup
06:20 <BlackDevil> wonderful time
06:30 <BlackDevil> i came like 4 times
06:32 <BlackDevil> lost count
06:40 <carlOz> lucky cunts
07:08 <carlOz> solo wankathon it is
08:44 <Snoopys_Gunship> who said anything about solo
09:41 <Snoopys_Gunship> FUCK YEAH DISTURBED
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17:25 <iBiZa[Mobile]> ask plz
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00:55 <tozza[Mobile]> Morning
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26:06 <Kelevra> morning tozza[Mobile]
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31:37 <tozza[Mobile]> Heyy how r ya
31:47 <Kelevra> yeah good thanks, yourself?
32:03 <tozza[Mobile]> Not baf just got out of shower
32:36 <tozza[Mobile]> Waiting for friends too rock up we gonna go bowling then head the pub for a meal then go work
33:18 <Kelevra> lol pub then work o.O
34:04 Mode: (by tozza) +v Kelevra
34:12 <tozza> yeh just for food maybe some pool
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36:03 <iBiZa[Mobile]> driving
36:15 <tozza> oh yeh
36:17 <tozza> nice
38:32 <Snoopys_Gunship> i hate working :(
38:57 <Kelevra> pool sounds good, fuck it's hot outside
39:09 <Snoopys_Gunship> sucks to be down there :P
39:32 <tozza> think its 36 today
39:43 <Snoopys_Gunship> 32 here i think
39:53 <Kelevra> that's shit
40:18 <Snoopys_Gunship> i want it to be cooler ffs
40:31 <Kelevra> same, I wanted to go shops but it's too hot
40:41 <Snoopys_Gunship> especially over the weekend
40:57 <Snoopys_Gunship> im going camping sat :D
41:07 <Kelevra> o0o0o0oer
41:28 <Snoopys_Gunship> yup going bush and getting away from the run of the city
42:16 <Kelevra> sounds good, fuck you people live good lives, pool and camping and whatnot
46:37 <Snoopys_Gunship> sorry ill take you next time
47:40 <Kelevra> :P
50:31 <Snoopys_Gunship> or maybe not now since you poked your tongue at me :P
52:53 <tozza> well everyones here ill bbs
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58:30 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuck its warm out here
07:47 <tozza[Mobile]> .F
09:12 <tozza[Mobile]> S
09:55 <Kelevra> yeah +\
11:17 <tozza[Mobile]> Cheeky pint before work
12:33 <Kelevra> :D
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15:32 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucking hell
17:52 <tozza[Mobile]> Whats up
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29:30 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey skirmish
31:05 <Snoopys_Gunship> nothing just hot as fuck
31:09 <Snoopys_Gunship> cant wait for work tonight
38:27 <tozza[Mobile]> I hate work tonight
39:46 <Kelevra> I hate working full stop, my job never ends
40:49 <tozza[Mobile]> Yes you have the hardest job i admit that
42:04 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah a mums job is never ending
44:19 <Skirmish> Hi tozza
44:32 <tozza[Mobile]> Whts happening skirmish
48:58 <Skirmish> Not much right now. Busy morning out getting stuff organised.
50:02 <tozza[Mobile]> Fair fair
52:24 <carlOz> this heat is killing me
52:30 <carlOz> balls are getting moist
52:47 <carlOz> no air con in this shitty factory
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55:50 <Kelevra> now I'm just thinking of sweaty balls
55:53 <Kelevra> fail..
56:15 <carlOz> LOLLL
57:19 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol Kelevra
59:55 <Kelevra> I had an ex years ago who used to shave his balls and summer sex wasn't very nice at all
00:14 <Kelevra> prickly sweaty balls
00:59 <tozza[Mobile]> Just got to amf all i see is bowling balls
01:31 <Kelevra> balls balls balls
02:48 <Snoopys_Gunship> within the sound of silence
02:58 <Kelevra> speaking of balls my daughters are enemies of the earth, they literally just tore up my globe
03:02 <Kelevra> evil little shits
03:53 * Snoopys_Gunship sings out loud
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14:57 <iBiZa[Laptop]> sup ?
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17:49 <Kelevra> you and tozza are so fkn weird how you use pc/phone/laptop, it's dedication I suppose
18:10 <iBiZa> hahaha
18:29 <iBiZa> its mostly cause i'm on multi locations all the time
18:42 <Kelevra> ahhh
18:47 <Kelevra> shit that makes me feel lazy
19:52 <Kelevra> a few years ago I used to have my tablet connected in the lounge, my phone on me and my laptop going in the kitchen and when i lived in maribyrnong it was an additional desktop cause we had a 3 story townhouse and i was super lazy
21:03 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
21:08 <tozza[Mobile]> Like right now im bowling
21:11 <Kelevra> that's when I lived qith queerant and anonymity
21:14 <tozza[Mobile]> And mirc'ing
21:32 <Kelevra> and we were complete fuckheads, we'd chat on irc to eachother when we were sitting in the same loungeroom
22:02 <Snoopys_Gunship> whats your score so far tozza[Mobile]
22:05 <Kelevra> it used to be funny to see queerant rage though
22:26 <Kelevra> he'd throw a beer and start screaming like a bitch if someone called him a fgt
28:20 <iBiZa> lol
28:23 <iBiZa> a true irc junkie
29:41 <iBiZa> man my ass was so sweaty last night
29:44 <iBiZa> now my fingers fkn stink
29:47 <Kelevra> you can't talk
29:55 <Kelevra> from what? >.<
30:01 * Snoopys_Gunship closes my virgin eyes
30:03 <iBiZa[Laptop]> ass sweat
30:05 <iBiZa[Laptop]> moist
30:07 <Kelevra> gross
30:14 <Kelevra> don't scratch your ass
30:22 <Kelevra> I swear you haven't changed since highschool
30:37 <Kelevra> I bet you're still a massive hornbag perve
30:38 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh fuck is tha where i am going wrong
31:06 <Snoopys_Gunship> i hope thats towards him and not me :P
31:26 <tozza[Mobile]> Score is currently 96 lol
31:31 <Kelevra> yeah to iBiZa lol
31:51 <tozza[Mobile]> I can smell ibizas ass from here
31:58 <Kelevra> he was dinking me somewhere oneday and he fkn just goes for a boob grab
32:01 <tozza[Mobile]> Dimsim and cold pixza
32:20 <Kelevra> sifn't get a hotdog
32:32 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh Kelevra i got something to show you too
34:19 <Skirmish> Hmmm dim sims sound like a great lunch.
34:35 <iBiZa[Laptop]> have you changed much since high school Kelevra :P
35:40 <Kelevra> in what way?
35:53 <Kelevra> I was a dickhead in highschool so that hasn't changed
36:31 <tozza[Mobile]> Amf the place too be
36:34 <Kelevra> I don't do drugs anymore and i have two daughters but i still the body of a 16yr old so yeah only a few things have changed
36:38 <tozza[Mobile]> Im gonna start a team
36:52 <iBiZa> haha cold!
36:55 <iBiZa> gold*
36:55 <Kelevra> what are you going to clal your team?
36:55 <tozza[Mobile]> Call ourselves team mirc
37:01 <iBiZa> congrats on the 2 daughter Kelevra didn't know
37:15 <Kelevra> thanks, they're 3 and almost 2
37:23 <Kelevra> wbu? kids, married?
37:46 <iBiZa> nah not married, in a few years, no kids. just focusing on a few other things before all that happens
38:52 <Kelevra> is jason married yet?
39:03 <iBiZa> nah
39:11 <iBiZa> but same relationship for 12yrs
39:15 <iBiZa> engaged though
39:15 <Kelevra> shit you guys take your time
39:19 <Kelevra> oh cool
39:25 <Kelevra> shit 12yrs
39:52 <Kelevra> I think I'd get bored after 12yrs
40:02 <tozza[Mobile]> Me and jade have been together 7 years now
40:04 <Kelevra> but I'm a dickhead as previusly stated
40:13 <iBiZa> she is 22 yeah tozza
40:13 <Kelevra> previously*
40:18 <Kelevra> tozza far out
40:18 <tozza[Mobile]> We are doing more than we used tozza
40:19 <iBiZa> so you had her when she was like 15 and u was 21?
40:19 <iBiZa> :P
40:23 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh i like em young
40:25 <iBiZa> hahahah
40:28 <iBiZa> ur like a joe
40:43 <tozza[Mobile]> Well its 7 years in november
40:53 <Kelevra> yeah but lets be honest joes mrs looks like a fucked up fish with her eyeballs on the side of her head
41:01 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
41:04 <Kelevra> I reckon it's F.A.S
41:05 <tozza[Mobile]> BRAINNSSS
41:13 <iBiZa> lol Kelevra
41:18 <iBiZa> i think they not together anymore
41:47 <Kelevra> yeah lil dan told me
41:56 <Kelevra> she pissed off with his kid
42:08 <Kelevra> and left him with a place to pay off by himself
42:16 <iBiZa> poor kunt
42:22 <iBiZa> Kelevra; get lil dan on here if you can
42:25 <Kelevra> I wonder if his brother is still alive, he lost his mind before i moved from patterson
42:28 <iBiZa> i msg him the other day, think he just needs to connect
42:48 <Kelevra> he chased me down the street with a bag of mixed nuts screaming 'please have some'
42:53 <iBiZa> lol
42:57 <Kelevra> it sounds funny now but shit it was scary
43:14 <Kelevra> I had to turn around and yell 'AHN FUCK OFF, JUST FUCK OFF'
43:30 <Kelevra> I miss that about springvale south, everyone was nuts so I blended in awesomely
43:46 <Kelevra> who little daniel?
43:47 <iBiZa> they was good days
43:54 <iBiZa> now kids just sit on front of the tv or computer
43:54 <Kelevra> i bet i could get him on here
43:56 <iBiZa> playing online games
44:17 <tozza[Mobile]> Condomhead
44:19 <Kelevra> he and nagel used to come on when #coomoora was a chatroom
44:32 <Kelevra> we used this and icq
44:53 <Kelevra> 'hey are you home, I'm coming over' it's like 'derrr, no shit I'm home, I'm on my fkn pc'
44:55 <iBiZa> ICQ 1999a
44:55 <Kelevra> LOL
45:05 <iBiZa> i remember coming to your place Kelevra; setting up the computer for your bro
45:07 <iBiZa> and grant williams
45:13 <Kelevra> eww @ grant
45:16 <iBiZa> lol
45:18 <Kelevra> he almost killed me once
45:23 <Kelevra> his brother saved me
45:35 <tozza[Mobile]> Remember that siren noise icq made
45:43 <Kelevra> he pushed me in a river and shane punched on with him instead of jumping in after me
45:46 <Kelevra> so scott saved me
45:52 <Kelevra> scott is completely bonkers
46:02 <Kelevra> I think he ended up being a cross dresser
46:49 * Kelevra messages little daniel
46:49 <iBiZa> i remember going over one day
46:54 <iBiZa> and the toliet bowel
46:56 <Kelevra> coomoora will take over austnet!
47:03 <Kelevra> blood everywhere?
47:07 <iBiZa> the entire white suround was full yellow stain
47:08 <Kelevra> his mum was fucked
47:09 <iBiZa> yeah that too
47:21 <Kelevra> and omg his dog shit on his bed quite a bit
47:25 <iBiZa> lol
47:26 <ruscal> the conversation in here was less coherent in 1999
47:32 <iBiZa> hi ruscal
47:34 <ruscal> hi
47:58 <iBiZa> how u doing
48:03 <ruscal> hot
48:09 <ruscal> just walked to chaddy for lunch
48:11 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Kelevra
48:12 <ruscal> its sweltering
48:15 <iBiZa> huge effort
48:17 <+Kelevra> finally!!!
48:17 <iBiZa> where from?
48:30 <ruscal> just cnr of princes and warrigal
48:32 <+Kelevra> I asked fkn thom for ops and he's like 'can't do it'
48:34 <+Kelevra> bitch thom
48:37 <ruscal> far enough to get third degree burns
48:42 * Kelevra pokes her tongue out
49:08 <ruscal> only thing im worried about is how rank ill be smelling when i go to poker straight after work
49:24 <+Kelevra> he's afk on fb but I'm sure he'll download it
50:38 <+Kelevra> where is British^Meat?
50:59 Join: sysfail ([email protected]) to #melbourne
51:00 <iBiZa> took a package
51:04 <iBiZa> hi sysfail
51:07 <iBiZa> welcome to austnet
51:10 <iBiZa> and welcome to melbourne :P
51:57 <tozza[Mobile]> British^meat is on vacation
52:16 <+Kelevra> nah he's not, I have him on fb
52:22 <+Kelevra> it was his bday on saturday
52:32 <iBiZa> and he spent it on IRC
52:43 <Skirmish> Did he leave with the change in owners again?
52:46 <+Kelevra> did he?
52:53 <iBiZa> owner is the same
52:54 <iBiZa> the network
53:09 <Skirmish> You know what I mean.
53:10 <iBiZa> hi Zardoz !
53:18 <+Kelevra> who the fuck spends their bday on irc?
53:26 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
53:51 <+Kelevra> lol shaun I can't believe you still have chadstone
54:07 <iBiZa> ahaha, i'm taking my channel to the grave!
54:14 <iBiZa> thats what i've always said
54:22 <iBiZa> although my nick rego should be 1999, it dropped :(
54:27 <tozza[Mobile]> I will be as im always on my phone
54:38 <+Kelevra> i dumped my channels years ago cause i kept fucking people in them and it'd get awkward
54:40 <+Kelevra> >.<
54:40 <tozza[Mobile]> We can throw a surprise log on for me
54:41 <iBiZa> ruscal; your the same ruscal from oz.org?
55:00 <+Kelevra> iCER should come back!
55:13 <iBiZa> iCER has found a life
55:14 <+Kelevra> I wonder if theWJM will ever grace austnet again
55:16 <iBiZa> he is at the clubs every week
55:24 <iBiZa> huge clubber
55:27 <ruscal> iBiZa yeah and efnet
55:30 <+Kelevra> yeah probably
55:35 <iBiZa> TheWJM, lost heaps of weight and is enjoying life
55:46 <ruscal> what about Netz ?
55:58 <+Kelevra> yeah lap band and divource works for a lot of ircers
56:05 <iBiZa> Netz is done, he wasted to much time here he says
56:08 <breaker> Carl Topping - How many cows did he kill for that leather jacket?
56:11 <iBiZa> and i think he got in a bit of issues with Belle!
56:13 <iBiZa> lol
56:16 <iBiZa> in the media
56:21 <iBiZa> i saw that breaker
56:22 <+Kelevra> LOL breaker I haven't heard that in years
56:23 <iBiZa> bot nets
56:37 <+Kelevra> I've met them both many times
56:45 <iBiZa> The wobboly, jobbly man
56:49 <iBiZa> he was a classic
56:51 <ruscal> did he ever get all the postcodes ?
56:54 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v sysfail
57:12 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v ruscal
57:12 <iBiZa> yes
57:18 <iBiZa> he had a huge database on slood.net
57:24 <+Kelevra> iCER has always had that monobrow and Carl will always be a gay dude who makes his dog lick his spit off the concrete in my eyes
57:25 <iBiZa> with the amount of irc users, from what postcode
57:34 <+Kelevra> Ice_Flare should come back
57:38 <+Kelevra> good old Timmy
57:38 <iBiZa> well played Kelevra
57:51 <breaker> "Got hundreds and hundreds of clients all of a sudden can't get A their emails and their websites"
57:51 <ruscal> i think his postcode for me would be way out of date
57:59 <breaker> Where the fuck is B
58:12 <+Kelevra> breaker he was talking absolute shit
59:39 <+Kelevra> B = beehhh?
59:44 <+Kelevra> fuck mirza
59:48 <+Kelevra> he's a lost cause
59:48 <breaker> No.
00:19 <+Kelevra> who is B?
00:26 <iBiZa> We need Belle and Wizza angel
00:32 <iBiZa> where is Gaby
00:42 <+Kelevra> I wonder if Gaby got lap band
00:50 <breaker> Topping missed B when saying A
00:51 <+Kelevra> I remember the doctored pics of her
01:05 <+Kelevra> one was her belly in a wheelbarrow with something to do with maccas
01:11 <iBiZa> lol
01:15 <iBiZa> belle was the best with the KF
01:17 <iBiZa> KFC*
01:58 <+Kelevra> I can't recall Belle
02:04 <iBiZa> was before your time Kelevra
02:08 <iBiZa> ill send you some archives on her file later
02:08 <+Kelevra> I don't miss Bellatrix, fuck she was a fkn whore
02:21 <iBiZa> What about FlowerOfWinter ? :)
02:29 <+Kelevra> I don't recall
02:35 <iBiZa> Can anyone get TheWheeleBinTheif back
02:40 <+Kelevra> I could
02:45 <iBiZa> dooo it!
02:46 <+Kelevra> I know Dwayne
02:49 <+Kelevra> but then again he has a kid now
02:58 <iBiZa> is the mother from IRC?
03:09 <iBiZa> how about mEz`
03:32 <+Kelevra> nah I don't think so
03:34 <ruscal> what about rachbaby was she here or oz.org ?
03:41 <iBiZa> both
03:42 <+Kelevra> but didn't he stab someone at a slood party?
03:50 <+Kelevra> Slowmover would come back on I think
03:56 <iBiZa> hit them up Kelevra
04:01 <iBiZa> you can be like a #melbourne promoter
04:12 <ruscal> did anyone know alpharisc or tickles ?
04:13 <+Kelevra> I will hit up everyone and their dog
04:20 <iBiZa> tickles yes
04:21 <+Kelevra> I got tozza back on
05:19 <ruscal> what about goldberry ? shes on tv shows now
05:54 <+Kelevra> what was that pretty girl from mulgrave
06:02 <+Kelevra> mango something
06:09 <+Kelevra> monkeyinmymind was funny
06:16 <iBiZa> What about TelstraBigond
06:16 <ruscal> molestedmango ?
06:19 <iBiZa> aka Aaron
06:20 <+Kelevra> yeah
06:25 <iBiZa> who jacked off on cam
06:27 <+Kelevra> mrdanger was alright
06:30 <breaker> haha.
06:33 <iBiZa> where is Scott_Hall
06:39 <+Kelevra> he used to get pretty shitty
06:40 * breaker still has that video
06:52 <ruscal> wasnt everyone afraid of that scott hall guy
06:55 <+Kelevra> I think scott ddos me once
06:58 <ruscal> there was a possie of them ?
07:00 <breaker> Wiped his cum on his shirt or someshit
07:01 * iBiZa i have it too somewhere
07:09 <iBiZa> blew a kiss to the camera
07:11 <iBiZa> was gold!
07:28 <+Kelevra> whose this?
07:37 <iBiZa> breaker; pls send Kelevra the video
07:42 <iBiZa> of azza jacking off on cam
07:46 Join: JetBum ([email protected]) to #melbourne
07:54 <iBiZa> hi JetBum
07:57 <iBiZa> do u have a smelly bum
08:00 <JetBum> hello ibiza
08:02 <breaker> AaronAustNet.avi
08:08 <iBiZa> lol
08:09 <JetBum> haha i did this morning
08:13 <iBiZa> haha so did i
08:16 <+Kelevra> who was that guy who shoved stuff up his ass
08:17 <iBiZa> did u scratch it at night
08:20 <+Kelevra> Ash was his name irl
08:25 <JetBum> sure did
08:26 <iBiZa> and get a bit of smell under the finger name
08:28 <iBiZa> so did i
08:30 <iBiZa> and i can still smell it
08:32 <iBiZa> even though i have
08:38 <iBiZa> detol my fingers
08:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v JetBum
08:48 <JetBum> yep no one else will do it for me
08:49 <+Kelevra> you guys should use veet on your asshole hairs
08:55 <+Kelevra> maybe you'll stop scratching them
08:56 <iBiZa> nah Kelevra
08:58 <iBiZa> i turn to my side
09:01 <iBiZa> and rip them out
09:02 <iBiZa> lol
09:05 <breaker> TheRiddler? He's a Perth boy.. enjoys putting buttplugs into his arse and sniffing it once he's done.
09:08 <iBiZa> i twirl and twist them first
09:09 <+Kelevra> I never scratch my asshole
09:11 <iBiZa> then rip it
09:14 <+Kelevra> breaker yeah
09:15 <JetBum> haha
09:20 <iBiZa> ok.. got to run, speak soon guys!
09:27 <iBiZa> Kelevra loo after the place
09:27 <+Kelevra> he shoved something in his shaft once
09:29 <JetBum> cya
09:29 * sysfail waves
09:39 <+Kelevra> it made me fkn want to die
09:42 Quit: iBiZa[Laptop] ([email protected]) Connection closed
10:19 <+Kelevra> I can't believe Adonis still comes in here, is he active or just spying for sezz and tina?
10:50 Quit: tozza[Mobile] ([email protected]) Quit: hadouken
10:58 <breaker> Spying and taking his roids.
11:23 <+Kelevra> I hated his calorie counting bs and work out schedule
11:29 <+Kelevra> reading it just broke my brain
11:38 <+Kelevra> oh what was that girl he dated years ago from here
11:45 <+Kelevra> bronwyn?
11:53 <iBiZa[Mobile]> sup
11:54 <breaker> yeah bron
12:00 <+Kelevra> she was fairly awesome
12:09 Join: tozza[Mobile] ([email protected]) to #melbourne
12:18 <tozza[Mobile]> Well i lost both games fuck
12:22 <iBiZa[Mobile]> love irc on the phone
12:24 <+Kelevra> oh I hit up EFWYN but I doubt he'll come back
12:33 <iBiZa[Mobile]> kelvera you use Android ?
12:35 <+Kelevra> Milan would come back I reckon
12:45 <iBiZa[Mobile]> tell them of the reform Kelvera
12:54 <+Kelevra> used to but now i have an iphone
13:00 <+Kelevra> andchat doesn't work I don't think
13:32 <Glenn> Good afternoon all! :)
13:44 <+Kelevra> OH fuck breaker, my kids are in the room
13:50 <+Kelevra> could've given me a heads up
13:52 <Glenn> ?
13:54 * Kelevra cowers
14:03 <+Kelevra> good afternoon Glenn
14:07 <iBiZa[Mobile]> it should just look irc client on appstore
14:08 <+Kelevra> hows the day treating you?
14:15 Mode: (by Kelevra) +v Glenn
14:15 <Glenn> You worried about breaker?
14:16 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hi sysfail
14:22 <Glenn> Damned hot!
14:29 <breaker> oh
14:33 <+Kelevra> yeah it's hot here
14:34 <breaker> Sorry.
14:36 <Glenn> Had to go out this morning for a few hours...
14:49 <Glenn> ...glad to be back chained to the desk...
14:50 <tozza[Mobile]> Its hot as fuck
14:55 <iBiZa[Mobile]> what did you get up too glenn
14:57 <+Kelevra> breaker I thought it was just going to be some guy kissing into a camera and there's just DICK
15:00 <JetBum> max of 20 and pissing rain here
15:03 <Glenn> ...in an air-conditioned office! :)
15:06 <iBiZa[Mobile]> it ain't that hot
15:17 <+Kelevra> and a dude violating himself, I watched literally 2 seconds and am like 'oh no'
15:19 <Glenn> 36.9C here...
15:42 <+Kelevra> I turned off my aircon cause i don't know what the desired temp would be and 18 gets too cold
15:52 <breaker> There's one of Pieter as well somewhere
15:59 <Glenn> Thet ain't funny, 'specially when it's humid too! :P
16:01 <+Kelevra> yeah I was the cause of that
16:14 <+Kelevra> I pasted it around royally
16:15 <iBiZa[Mobile]> shat
16:18 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Pieter
16:22 <+Kelevra> I found it on queerant's laptop
16:25 <iBiZa[Mobile]> jacked off on cam
16:31 <+Kelevra> so upload that I did~
16:37 <breaker> Took him 8 minutes to crack a fat
16:43 <iBiZa[Mobile]> send it pls
16:44 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lol
16:45 <+Kelevra> yeah it was limp dick
16:48 <breaker> and still didn't blow his green load.
16:51 <+Kelevra> I don't have it anymore
16:56 <iBiZa[Mobile]> so I can add to the archive's
17:01 <+Kelevra> I've been through so many computers since then
17:13 <+Kelevra> I have my last desktop to Raiche
17:24 <+Kelevra> so don't be surprised if he rocks out with logs
17:37 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I have my pornos from my teens k made with girls who consent or course
17:46 <iBiZa[Mobile]> in my safety deposit box lol
17:48 <+Kelevra> you were such a slut
17:57 <iBiZa[Mobile]> we both was lol
18:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> u just was female
18:03 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I was male
18:05 <iBiZa[Mobile]> true ?
18:12 <+Kelevra> I remember going to your parents and you were trying to make these girls fuck off cause they wouldn't put out and you wanted me to get them out
18:29 <+Kelevra> I still am a female, you were just a short ass and younger
18:36 <+Kelevra> not a great match for me
18:50 <+Kelevra> plus my brother would've shot you and i if we ever did anything
18:51 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hahahah
19:04 <+Kelevra> shane was a mother fucker back then
19:09 <iBiZa[Mobile]> your brother was always fine
19:17 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hard on the outside
19:19 <+Kelevra> he still doesnt know about brayden
19:20 <iBiZa[Mobile]> soft on the inside
19:23 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lol
19:35 <+Kelevra> I swear I threatened to bash everyone if they told him
19:48 <+Kelevra> I doubt he'd care now but yeah at the time he would've broken my nose
20:12 <iBiZa[Mobile]> was kinda good in a way I guess
20:17 <iBiZa[Mobile]> saved u from a lot of fuck wits
20:27 <+Kelevra> yeah that's true
20:33 <+Kelevra> but fuck my brother was crazy
20:36 <iBiZa[Mobile]> could you imagined
20:41 <iBiZa[Mobile]> if u ended up with someone like
20:41 <+Kelevra> why did he hate brayden? do you know?
20:43 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Sam choi
20:49 <iBiZa[Mobile]> at 13
20:50 <+Kelevra> oh fuck
20:54 <+Kelevra> yeah he was a badass
20:58 Quit: JetBum ([email protected]) Quit:
21:02 <+Kelevra> he always cracked onto me
21:07 <iBiZa[Mobile]> don't think he hated him
21:14 <iBiZa[Mobile]> patty rd payfone
21:16 <iBiZa[Mobile]> always
21:25 <+Kelevra> I think if I ever fucked one of the van ryes my brother would've been in jail
21:27 <iBiZa[Mobile]> do u remember
21:28 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Corey
21:31 <+Kelevra> he hated them so much
21:37 <+Kelevra> he put aaron through a window
21:44 <+Kelevra> Corey henare?
21:50 <+Kelevra> yeah he was my first crush
21:58 <iBiZa[Mobile]> David ung
22:03 <iBiZa[Mobile]> he was a bad kunt too
22:11 <+Kelevra> nah I don't remember him
22:24 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I use to have huge crush on tammy and corianne
22:24 <+Kelevra> Michael Cox and Corey apparently started heroin
22:43 <+Kelevra> I threatened michael pretty badly a fair few years ago
22:53 <+Kelevra> yeah corrianne and i still talk
23:03 <+Kelevra> she wanted to set me up with her mr's cousin
23:10 <+Kelevra> but I don't really dig asians
23:10 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Tammy just disappears yeah
23:15 <+Kelevra> yeah
23:22 <+Kelevra> her parents moved her away
23:53 <iBiZa[Mobile]> what about andrew corps
24:05 <iBiZa[Mobile]> corpsie fucks his dog
24:21 <+Kelevra> hahaha
24:24 <+Kelevra> did he really?
24:28 <ruscal> whys there always someone accused of dog fucking on every irc channel ?
24:29 <+Kelevra> fuck he was a tripper
24:35 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hahah
24:38 <+Kelevra> his house along with dopes were party houses
24:50 <iBiZa[Mobile]> ruscal this is true
24:50 <+Kelevra> god knows why they fkn invited teenage girls over though
24:59 <iBiZa[Mobile]> there even a song about it
25:04 <+Kelevra> little daniel told me dopes has no teeth now
25:09 <+Kelevra> icehead or some shit
25:10 <iBiZa[Mobile]> ill try and find it when I get home
25:15 <iBiZa[Mobile]> how about spastic ash
25:29 <ruscal> how old are all these ppl these days ? 30's ?
25:44 <iBiZa[Mobile]> yeah
25:49 <iBiZa[Mobile]> 28 to 33
26:04 <ruscal> i was 17 or so when i got on irc, just hit 39 now
26:14 <+Kelevra> omg spazzo ash
26:17 <+Kelevra> bad flashbacks
26:30 <iBiZa[Mobile]> did you root bitches on irc ruscal
26:34 <+Kelevra> he invited us over for a swim and there's his mum just wearing a g banger in the pool
26:43 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lolllllllll
26:46 <+Kelevra> and me and manda are like 'lets gtfo here'
26:56 <ruscal> root bitches thats pretty eloquent
27:05 <+Kelevra> iBiZa[Mobile] did you?
27:22 <ruscal> is this referring to dog fucking again ?
27:23 <+Kelevra> maybe that's why irc is dwindling
27:25 <+Kelevra> jks
27:28 <ruscal> rooting bitches
27:30 <+Kelevra> I know i'm cruel
27:34 <iBiZa[Mobile]> if it wasn't for austnet
27:38 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I wouldn't be where I am today
27:44 <+Kelevra> you'd still be a virgin?
28:05 <+Kelevra> I reckon if I had've taken to your advances you would've ranaway like a bitch
28:09 <+Kelevra> little perve
28:09 <iBiZa[Mobile]> the amount of people I met networks built had been gr8
28:33 <iBiZa[Mobile]> we always got along kelevera
28:49 <iBiZa[Mobile]> red rooster runs
28:56 <+Kelevra> yeah cause you'd always dink me around and we could always gossip about our brothers
28:59 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lifts on the bike
29:03 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lolllll
29:06 <+Kelevra> that was my first job
29:16 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I never did wrong by u
29:27 <+Kelevra> nicole massey got the shits when I kissed michael cox and she flooded the resturant on my shift
29:28 <iBiZa[Mobile]> thanks breaker
29:37 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lolllll
29:39 <+Kelevra> biggest bitch move but shit it was impressive
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30:16 <+Kelevra> I didn't notice she'd done it until the whole place was flooded
30:26 <+Kelevra> took me 4 hours to get all the water out
31:04 <+Kelevra> do you still live in the area iBiZa?
31:13 <+Kelevra> I heard your parents sold their house
31:46 <+Kelevra> omg did you now damien became a model?
31:46 <iBiZa[Mobile]> nah sold up
31:53 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hahah yeah
32:02 <+Kelevra> I swear his forehead was massive how he became a model is like wow
32:19 <+Kelevra> good on him though
32:35 <iBiZa[Mobile]> bum filla
32:49 <+Kelevra> the only person from your court i don't talk to is Carmen cause now she's married
32:55 <+Kelevra> and she got weird years ago
33:02 <iBiZa[Mobile]> yeh
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33:38 <+Kelevra> Souen is cool and Huey
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34:04 <+Kelevra> man Hue's parents to flog her ass something stupid
34:12 Nick: Pat is now known as Loof
34:18 <+Kelevra> hey Loof
34:22 <Loof> hey man :)
34:31 <+Kelevra> hows life and the youngen going?
34:46 <+Kelevra> he'd be in kinder now yeah?
34:48 <Loof> real good, just moved back to melb
34:51 <Loof> prep
35:11 <Loof> how's you littlens?
35:16 <Loof> your*
35:27 <+Kelevra> oh where from?
35:40 <+Kelevra> yeah they're going good, they're having an afternoon nap atm
35:43 <Loof> gladstone
35:48 <Loof> oh cool
35:50 <+Kelevra> QLD?
35:52 <Loof> yeah
35:54 <Loof> hellhole
35:55 <+Kelevra> wow why were up there?
35:59 <Loof> moved there
36:11 <Loof> didn't last 3 weeks lol
36:12 <+Kelevra> yeah it's a shithole, you should've kept driving and gone to Rocky
36:16 <+Kelevra> oh crap
36:23 <+Kelevra> you should've let john know
36:26 <+Kelevra> why'd you move?
36:26 <Loof> yeah we just went there cause $90 houses on the beach
36:37 <Loof> man the beach was awesome
36:42 <+Kelevra> shit that's cheap but for a shithole what do you expect
36:44 <Loof> but the people are another story
36:55 <Loof> beautiful house
36:56 <+Kelevra> yeah it's a buttfuck nowhere place
36:58 <Loof> but the people suck
37:00 <Loof> exactly
37:04 <Loof> adsl internet :(
37:14 <+Kelevra> hahaha
37:23 <+Kelevra> the shitty internet broke the camels back
37:46 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
37:59 <Loof> but this was the view: https://fb-s-c-a.akamaihd.net/h-ak-xfa1/v/t31.0-8/16177749_10154495490974858_7961288343948790014_o.jpg?oh=13b43d51e5fdc14dc66af78c9d1e5fae&oe=5946B980&__gda__=1493261734_473e6350e698abedfa2bd43c84dc8ade
38:11 <Loof> $120 a week
38:37 <+Kelevra> nice..
38:43 <breaker> Tree in the way
38:50 <Loof> problem is we still have to pay rent on it down here
38:50 <+Kelevra> but fuck anthony and I passed through there and it's fairly shitous
38:57 <+Kelevra> how come?
39:22 <Loof> can't break the lease
39:28 <Loof> tempted to sub let
39:32 <Loof> but that shits illegal
39:34 <Loof> so dunno
39:35 <+Kelevra> when anthony worked in rocky his base was in gladstone
39:47 <+Kelevra> yeah thats a tricky one
40:13 <Loof> look how nice for $90 a week: http://www.realestate.com.au/property-unit-qld-south+gladstone-417293270
40:20 <Loof> 800 places like that
40:27 <Loof> but shit internet
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41:14 <+Kelevra> fuck living in a unit though
41:32 <+Kelevra> I'm already an asshole to my neighbours
42:31 <Loof> this is the house we have up there: https://www.google.com.au/maps/place/16+Barney+St,+Barney+Point+QLD+4680/@-23.846602,151.2726013,3a,75y,219.6h,77.89t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1s4aTF1gYPFCNzp6Cpv-Zwqw!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo2.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3D4aTF1gYPFCNzp6Cpv-Zwqw%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D49.49036%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656!4m5!3m4!1s0x6bc274f8f1c29149:0x6810551d84af9
42:31 <Loof> 212!8m2!3d-23.846847!4d151.271964!6m1!1e1
42:53 <Loof> sorry
42:54 <Loof> https://goo.gl/maps/KaWgs1NPEZp
43:14 <Loof> coconut trees right next to the house lol
43:17 <+Kelevra> I wouldn't have posted that, now everyone knows there's a vacant house there
43:27 <Loof> oh well
43:28 <Loof> lol
43:39 <+Kelevra> oh wow heaps of land
43:47 <Loof> yeah man you should move in lol
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43:51 <Loof> haha
43:55 <breaker> IRC paRtY @ Loof's PlaCe
44:03 <+Kelevra> haha
44:08 <Loof> man if anyone wants to rent it it's $120 a week
44:12 <Loof> already furnished
44:14 <Loof> air con
44:19 <+Kelevra> I'm picky as a mofo
44:34 <Skirmish> It's one block away from a coal stockpile. Dirty as.
44:38 <breaker> QLD == shit weather
44:42 <+Kelevra> next place I get has to have a front and backyard, two bathrooms, three bedrooms
44:45 <Loof> shit water too
44:47 <Loof> so bad
44:48 <tozza> het kelevra has ops
44:53 <+Kelevra> preferrably gates
45:02 <+Kelevra> tozza told he'd give them to me
45:19 <+Kelevra> iBiZa[Mobile] and i have a long love and hate relationship
45:32 <+Kelevra> I've known you longer though
45:36 <Loof> i like this place a lot more now
45:45 <+Kelevra> I think I met iBiZa[Mobile] in grade 3 I think
46:13 <+Kelevra> I know I've pretty much known you since i was born
46:22 <+Kelevra> well you were born cause i'm older
46:37 <Loof> so good to be back in melb
46:56 <Loof> qld water made me realize fluoride is a good thing
47:17 <Loof> miss swimming at the beach tho
47:25 <Loof> be sad when my tan goes away
47:33 <Loof> wont look nearly as good in my bikini
47:35 <Loof> lol
47:42 <+Kelevra> move down to the beach in melb
47:50 <Loof> one day
47:51 <+Kelevra> did you go back to springvale or elsewhere?
47:54 Mode: (by tozza) +v Loof
47:57 <Loof> ty man
48:02 <Loof> yeah back to chingvale
48:21 <Loof> i'd prefer asians to the white people in gladstone so i'm happy
48:44 <tozza> nw
48:46 <Loof> a meth house burnt down just while i was there
48:51 <+Kelevra> yeah that makes sense, your wife is asian
48:56 <Loof> hehe
48:57 <+Kelevra> oh shit lol
48:58 <Skirmish> The wife and I love it around Surfers. Not sure if I would move there though. Son would have to finish high school first.
49:15 Mode: (by tozza) +v Skirmish
49:22 <Skirmish> Thanks tozza.
49:26 <Loof> yeah one day surfers would be fantastic
49:29 <Loof> that's my dream
49:41 <+Kelevra> lol i almost said to john 'for the life of me i can't remember Pat's sons name' then typing it I'm like ZACCCCCC
49:43 <Loof> too expensive for me now tho
49:50 <Loof> hahaha :)
49:54 <+Kelevra> seriously I think my kids are turning me into an airhead
50:02 <Loof> happens to the best of us
50:09 <Loof> i blame the Trolls movie grrrr
50:19 <+Kelevra> nah I've been brain farting all week
50:26 <+Kelevra> just over run a lot of the time
53:43 <tozza> ive been arse farting every 3 mins
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53:52 <+Kelevra> indian food?
53:56 <+Kelevra> if so i hear you
53:57 <tozza> in this weather sounds moist as
54:03 <+Kelevra> ewww tmi!!
54:06 <+Kelevra> fuck thom
54:06 <breaker> lol yuck
54:29 <+Kelevra> oh and I tried the lamb stuffed naan last night
54:34 <+Kelevra> fuck it was GREAT
54:36 <tozza> extra buttery chicken
54:41 <+Kelevra> and that's an understatement
54:48 <tozza> just did a vinda-poo
54:54 <+Kelevra> don't say buttery/fart and moist ever
55:01 <tozza> neeed to wipe with a naan bread
55:04 <+Kelevra> it's like *gag'
55:10 <+Kelevra> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
55:22 <+Kelevra> don't say wipe/fart/moist/buttery
55:30 <+Kelevra> now I just want to kill myself
55:42 <tozza> buttery moist ass spray
55:49 <+Kelevra> LOL
55:53 <+Kelevra> oh god you're terrible
56:20 <+Kelevra> poor jade
56:21 <+Kelevra> =\
56:42 * Kelevra e-pats Jade and brushes her hair to sooth her
57:49 * tozza squeezes out a fresh buttery air buisquit
58:06 <+Kelevra> how many pints did you have?
58:08 <+Kelevra> :P
58:31 <tozza> 2
58:36 <tozza> and a quick stubby at home\
59:06 <+Kelevra> holy shit, don't fuck up @ work
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00:04 <tozza> all good not my first time drinking
00:26 <tozza> bbs yall
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05:08 <tozza[Mobile]> Yallll
05:19 <tozza[Mobile]> ITS THE FINAL COUNT DOWN
05:45 <breaker> (Europe - The Final Countdown) - (5:09)
05:46 <+Kelevra> for?
05:49 <tozza[Mobile]> kelevra im comin over next week for a lamb roast with jade
05:58 <+Kelevra> that'll be awesome
06:05 <+Kelevra> I make an awesome roast lamb
06:17 <tozza[Mobile]> Ill b the judge
06:19 <+Kelevra> I can't wait to meet her and for you to meet my kidlets
06:32 <+Kelevra> shhh i seriously do make an awesome roast lamb
07:02 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol nice
07:04 <+Kelevra> do you like sweet potatoes?
07:17 <tozza[Mobile]> Hopefully no buttery after affect
07:22 <+Kelevra> last one I made on aus day was the fkn best
07:33 <+Kelevra> oh you'll shit like a champ the day after
08:02 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol is that a good thing
08:19 <tozza[Mobile]> I gotta clock on brb
08:20 <+Kelevra> I love roast lamb, unfortunately I don't make it enough cause I don't like throwing it out and the girls and myself can only eat so much so guests over helps
08:28 <+Kelevra> kk
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11:21 <ruscal> roast pork loin is pretty good too
11:40 <+Kelevra> I've never made that
11:42 <ruscal> love cutting the meat and jamming in slices of garlic
11:58 <+Kelevra> that's how i make my lamb
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12:11 <ruscal> roast garlic doesnt get enough props
12:14 <+Kelevra> I stab the shit out of it and insert garlic and then smother it in rosemary
12:17 <ruscal> it really is good
12:23 <ruscal> sounds good
12:30 <+Kelevra> I've never really had pork with garlic
12:40 <+Kelevra> I should try to make a roast pork
12:43 <ruscal> get some pepper and salt and oil in there
12:50 <ruscal> i like using korean chilli paste too
13:00 <+Kelevra> I'm going to try to make cheesecake someday soon
13:11 <+Kelevra> it's something I like which I've never tried to make
13:18 <ruscal> the stuff that comes in a red tub and tastes great
13:32 <+Kelevra> korean chilli paste?
13:37 <+Kelevra> I've never heard of it
14:03 <ruscal> http://blog.sndimg.com/cook/cooking-channel/Gochujang-Korean-Chili-Paste.JPG
14:22 <ruscal> i do thin sliced chicken or beef and use that as the base for a marinade
14:33 <ruscal> but i like putting a little on roast meat as well
16:36 <+Kelevra> yum
16:46 <+Kelevra> have you tried sprite pork?
17:39 <ruscal> nope havent heard of it
17:50 <+Kelevra> it's sweet pork cooked in sprite
17:56 <+Kelevra> like the soda
17:57 <ruscal> sounds sugary
18:06 <+Kelevra> it is but it's really nice
18:13 <+Kelevra> are you more of a savoury fan?
18:27 <ruscal> should be alright , i add brown sugar to marinades
18:37 <ruscal> so whats the difference if it comes from soda
18:41 <+Kelevra> oh wow I've never tried that
19:01 <ruscal> brown sugar with soy sauce honey, garlic lime juice lemon juice
19:07 <+Kelevra> this year cause both of my girls are eating a lot I'm trying out new recipes
19:16 <+Kelevra> oh wow
19:45 <ruscal> my wifes taiwanese she likes it when i do that marinade with chicken
19:45 <+Kelevra> my chicken noodles I make have chilli paste, honey, soya sauce and some sesame oil
20:00 <+Kelevra> oh cool
20:00 <ruscal> oh yeah i put seasame oil in too
20:11 <+Kelevra> yeah i've been eating a lot of chicken lately
20:14 <ruscal> normally i look on the shelf and in the fridge and go with what i think will work
20:15 <+Kelevra> and pork steaks
20:24 <ruscal> i tell you what is pretty awesome
20:30 <ruscal> is thai chicken salad
20:43 <ruscal> you make this cooked minced chicken with lemon grass and other stuff
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20:53 <+Kelevra> I can't say I've had it but my stepmum is thai and she cooks some really nice stuff
21:00 <+Kelevra> oh yeahhhhhhhhhh
21:03 <+Kelevra> I've had it!!!
21:07 <ruscal> and before you serve it gets mixed with corriander and other greens and you need to eat it before the greens go funny
21:10 <ruscal> but its a winner
21:22 <+Kelevra> but she can't explain what it is, I had that a lot during my pregnancies
21:51 <+Kelevra> it's really good for you but the one she makes has stock so it's soupy with noodles
22:12 <ruscal> i stuffed up making it once and didnt do the lemon grass correctly and man that stuff is hard to eat if its not prepared right
22:22 <ruscal> oh really wow
22:25 <+Kelevra> yeah it can be hard
22:36 <ruscal> fish sauce is a big part of the mince chicken bit
22:40 <+Kelevra> it works really well with the stock/broth
22:41 <ruscal> and lime juice
22:55 <+Kelevra> fish sauce is a condiment to my stepmum lol
23:08 <ruscal> aparently it lasts forever
23:14 <ruscal> dead rotting fish juice
23:17 <+Kelevra> if it isn't in the cupboard or fridge she'll lose her shit
23:29 <breaker> Weclome back Lumeah :)
23:43 <ruscal> the only condiment we had in my childhood was tomatoe sauce
23:49 <+Kelevra> hahaha
23:51 <ruscal> bbq sauce came in later and was super fancy
23:58 <+Kelevra> same lol
24:08 <+Kelevra> although I don't really like it
24:14 <ruscal> same
24:20 <+Kelevra> and I dislike tomatoe soup badly
24:44 <ruscal> wow me too i hated it when i was a kid and my mum would get the canned stuff
24:49 <ruscal> put me off soup for the longest time
24:52 <+Kelevra> same!!!
24:57 <ruscal> i dont mind pumpkin soup these days
25:06 <ruscal> and i had potatoe and leek the other month and it was alright
25:09 <+Kelevra> omg when we were poor she'd give us bowls of tomatoe soup with toast
25:16 <+Kelevra> now i just can't face it
25:26 <ruscal> yeah mine did that , i think i convinced myself that it gave me headaches
25:43 <ruscal> they also force fed myself and my brotheres eggs
25:48 <+Kelevra> potatoe and leek is nice and butternut pumpkin, leek and potato soup wise
25:50 <ruscal> undercooked eggs on toast
26:03 <ruscal> i cant eat standalone eggs
26:04 <+Kelevra> yeah like soilders with egg
26:36 <+Kelevra> I'm glad times have changed but I grew up pretty poorly and mum just had to make ends meet so we'd have a lot of shitty dinners
26:42 <ruscal> there was only one girl at my primary school who felt the same way , i remember having a discussion with her about how much eggs fucking sucked
26:52 <+Kelevra> but once in a while we'd get roasts and some decent food
26:59 <ruscal> yeah same my parents had me when they were 18/19
27:09 <+Kelevra> wow that's young as
27:16 <ruscal> it was 1978
27:25 <ruscal> i think it wasnt too young then
27:32 <+Kelevra> lol I lived on eggs for 3 months last year, I was testing out if they'd make me gain weight
27:40 <ruscal> i still dont think id be a suitable parent and im almost 40
28:02 <ruscal> your farts must have smelt like death
28:10 <+Kelevra> I don't think any parent unless you're rich enough to have a chef and nanny can do it all
28:19 <+Kelevra> yeah it wasn't pleasing at all
28:27 <+Kelevra> but I did them in different ways
28:33 <ruscal> the farts ?
28:34 <+Kelevra> fried, boiled hard, soft boiled
28:42 <+Kelevra> yeah the farts were rank
28:54 <+Kelevra> but my friend told me it'd work, it so didn't
29:12 <+Kelevra> I've been trying to gain weight for years and it just won't budge
29:48 <+Kelevra> I can't stomach fat so well because I've had health problems and the weight just doesn't gain
30:03 <+Kelevra> so I have the body of a 16yr old unless I'm pregnant
30:12 <ruscal> melt and drink hagen dass , worked for ryan gosling
30:12 <+Kelevra> and yeah.. I'm over being pregnant
30:13 <ruscal> http://www.vulture.com/2010/12/after_melting_haagen_dazs_and.html
30:20 <+Kelevra> 2 babies and quit
30:30 <+Kelevra> oh I've seen that on the tv
30:31 <+Kelevra> !
31:09 <+Kelevra> well if I had it my way I'd wake up to a chocolate frappe or milkshake everyday
31:25 <+Kelevra> but yeah sugar is fucked up for me also
31:33 <+Kelevra> if I have too much i get headaches
32:06 <+Kelevra> although the past few mornings I've been having a zooper dooper @ 6am
32:20 <+Kelevra> what's your fav flavour of zooper doopers?
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35:14 <tozza[Mobile]> Well that was weird i was just asked by thr new asian chick if i was married or have a gf i said i do why . Cause i have a friend who would be interested in meeting you
35:19 <tozza[Mobile]> I smell a green card
35:45 <+Kelevra> hahaha
35:54 <+Kelevra> ask for more than 16k
36:05 <+Kelevra> I'm sure Jade wouldn't mind something nice
36:31 <+Kelevra> car, jewelery
36:44 <+Kelevra> knowing you, you'd blow it on pinball machines
36:59 <+Kelevra> or an extension for an arcade hall
37:03 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh i need a star trek next gen pin in my collection
37:16 <+Kelevra> haha nerd
37:39 <tozza[Mobile]> Watch out boys shell chee u up ohhwhoaa here she come
37:47 <+Kelevra> haha
38:37 <+Kelevra> my mum cut sick @ my dad and used to say to him when he married my stepmum to give him greif 'you lie boom boom'
38:40 <+Kelevra> haha
42:02 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
42:20 <tozza[Mobile]> I didnt know what to say im like err but thank you for thinking of me
42:27 <tozza[Mobile]> I must still have it :p
43:15 <+Kelevra> well don't use it to your advantage or else Jade might stab you and i might approve :P
43:34 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha nah I already told her
43:38 <tozza[Mobile]> Ill show u the convi
43:40 <+Kelevra> good man!
44:19 <tozza[Mobile]> Check messenger
44:45 <+Kelevra> LOL best gf response ever!!!
44:51 <+Kelevra> I love Jade already
45:02 <+Kelevra> 'does she wanna fight'
45:24 <+Kelevra> fkn boss!
45:58 <+Kelevra> fuck can't you book a check out pickup time for dan murphys?
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10:52 <tozza[Mobile]> Lip yeh
10:59 <tozza[Mobile]> What u mean check out time
11:18 <+Kelevra> well it says 2hrs pickup but I wanted to book it for sunday
11:35 <+Kelevra> my stepmums coming over and whatnot
11:41 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh
11:58 <+Kelevra> well I'd book it for saturday cause my dads coming over then but I can't find the option
12:57 <Glenn> ...mmmm... and on that note, 'tis time for this little black duck to wander off for afternoon English class!
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17:34 <tozza[Mobile]> Glenn that was weird
19:25 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats weird Kelevra
19:29 <tozza[Mobile]> Maybe call them
21:13 <+Kelevra> yeah
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42:12 <+Kelevra> who is good @ maths?
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47:43 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Karmagma
48:12 <+Kelevra> hey?
48:56 <+Kelevra> shaun help a nigger out if someone was born in 1978 and someone was born in 1982 how old would they be?
49:20 <+Kelevra> I cbf thinking
50:00 <+Kelevra> help my brain or i'll disown you and tell your brother you're being a jerk
50:08 <+Kelevra> :P
50:56 <breaker> 78 = 39
51:02 <breaker> 82 = 35
51:40 <+Kelevra> oh wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
51:45 <+Kelevra> what a mother fucker
52:06 <+Kelevra> ty for helping me
52:19 <+Kelevra> shaun I'm telling your brother you're useless
52:22 <+Kelevra> :P
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08:57 <+Kelevra> WaddlePop welcome
09:15 <WaddlePop> hey how do i exit irc with a parting message?
09:41 <breaker> /quit WaddlePop loves the cock!
10:00 <breaker> *** WaddlePop has also used the nicknames: AnthonyMadKhuntAllen StalksTeenCouples HouseResolution752 DOleBludger
10:15 <+Kelevra> LOL
10:24 <+Kelevra> god you're a fkn cracker
10:26 <+Kelevra> love it!
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11:28 <+Kelevra> oh wow
11:35 <+Kelevra> that totally wasn't expected
12:03 <+Kelevra> it's quitedisapointing.org
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33:52 <david> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWJqt0u_TCs
33:55 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dr. Dre - Ring Ding Dong (Oct 23, 2008) Length: 5:13 - Category: Music - 32,072,729 views views - 134,732 likes (97%), 4,177 dislikes (3%)
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50:55 <iBiZa[Mobile]> keep the head ringing
50:59 <iBiZa[Mobile]> ring ding dong
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51:11 <iBiZa[Mobile]> ringa ding ding ding dong
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10:35 <Glenn> Good evening all! :)
12:55 <Glenn> Disgustingly quiet here... some-one drop a sneaky silent one in the channel again?
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17:04 <iBiZa[Mobile]> yes
17:09 <iBiZa[Mobile]> it was tozz
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34:05 <carlOz> good evening all
34:27 <carlOz> loving the cool change
34:50 <carlOz> free ballin that shit
35:01 <breaker> 24
35:11 <carlOz> :D
37:19 <breaker> Snow lowering to around 900 metres in the southwest late.
37:27 <breaker> Tas
37:58 <breaker> How about that hey.. snow in the middle of summer in Australia.
38:05 <carlOz> lol wouldn't be surprised
38:18 <carlOz> we had a white christmas a few years ago
38:31 <carlOz> hailed like a mad cunt
40:30 <+Kelevra> tasmania isn't classed as australia according to {Lee}
40:41 <+Kelevra> she thought it was apart of nz
40:44 <+Kelevra> LMAO
41:48 <carlOz> lol
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43:12 <carlOz> gday MrMW
43:22 <MrMW> r we all misbehaving?
43:43 <carlOz> always sir
43:49 <MrMW> good
44:24 <breaker> lol
44:28 <breaker> That's funny.
45:04 <carlOz> lolz
46:08 <breaker> I think {Lee} was one of those people that has the light on but no ones home kinda people.
46:48 <+Kelevra> hahaha
46:52 <+Kelevra> so true
47:03 <+Kelevra> fuck she used to root a lot of males
47:10 <+Kelevra> worst was kuniva
47:40 <carlOz> who is this {Lee} you speak of?
47:57 <+Kelevra> an old ircer who won't be back anytime soon
47:58 * MrMW offers carlOz a double scotch on the rocks
48:11 <carlOz> hahahaha
49:41 <carlOz> would've been pleasant to meet her
50:33 <+Kelevra> yeah if you like 120kgs and a bunch of idiocy
51:01 <carlOz> i love it all for the wrong reasons
51:12 <+Kelevra> lol i appreciate that
51:27 <carlOz> loll
51:36 <carlOz> thanks
53:00 <+Kelevra> it wasn't a compliment just a statement
53:02 <+Kelevra> :)
54:39 <carlOz> :)
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56:00 <carlOz> evening tozza
56:49 <+Kelevra> wb tozza[Mobile]
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58:20 <Glenn> You're busy tonight Kelevra! Almost back to normal! :)
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10:02 <+Kelevra> Glenn don't be mean
10:32 <Glenn> <*sweet smile*>
10:44 <Glenn> Actually, meant as a compliment.
11:01 <Glenn> CHannel was active! :)
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17:23 <Glenn> Anyone know where Fennec_Fox is?
17:40 <Glenn> Regularly does a drive-through, then disappears.
18:00 <Glenn> Who he is may help too.
21:16 <+Kelevra> I knew you were gheyfor the fox
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22:14 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
22:31 <breaker> Hi Sunbeam :)
22:40 <Glenn> Hi Sunbeam!!!! Welcome! :)
22:42 <Sunbeam> hi there breaker :)
22:48 * Glenn slides overs to Sunbeam and gives a big cuddle!
22:49 <Sunbeam> hiya Glenn !
22:59 * Sunbeam  WhAmTaCkLePoUnCeHuGz Glenn
23:05 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Sunbeam
23:14 <Sunbeam> ty for the +v
23:35 <Glenn> Was 36C here today Sunbeam... wanna swap?
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23:43 <Sunbeam> no ty Glenn
23:51 <Sunbeam> hi Hercules :)
24:06 <Sunbeam> we have been forecast snow for the weekend...wanna swap Glenn?
24:13 <Glenn> It was oly 36C... north of Melbourne, it got to 41C.
24:38 <breaker> Hi Hercules :)
24:39 <Glenn> ...mmmm... snow in Febuary, in Australia too!
24:47 <Glenn> That would be interesting!!!!
26:31 <Glenn> Easier keeping the beer cold... use the fridge for other things, like food.
27:20 <Hercules> howdy
27:28 <Glenn> Hi Hercules
27:39 <Hercules> <+Sunbeam> we have been forecast snow for the weekend...wanna swap Glenn? <--- where are you?
27:53 * Glenn is a country lad from Traralgon, about 160 kilometres out in the countryside east of Melbourne, Australia, where you can't see the air that you're breathing!
28:11 <Glenn> Sunbeam is a bit further north!
28:42 <Sunbeam> England here
28:52 <Hercules> ahhh
28:58 <Sunbeam> the north of England
29:05 <Glenn> ...hence the accent :P
29:12 <Hercules> hah
29:53 <Sunbeam> yes the bloody awful yorkshire accent
30:38 <Glenn> Wait till she breaks out in the local dialect... makes the "hoot mon's" sound like the Queens English!
30:57 <Sunbeam> wot yer onabart Glenn? lol
30:58 * Glenn ducks..
31:06 <breaker> (Rose Tattoo - We Cant Be Beaten) - (3:04)
31:21 <Glenn> Feeding time...
31:48 <MrMW> at the zoo
31:54 <Sunbeam> enjoy!
32:06 <MrMW> meow
32:26 <MrMW> Billy Joel............shes always a woman to me
33:17 <Sunbeam> good song
33:27 <MrMW> listenin to it
33:33 <MrMW> love Billy
33:33 <Zardoz> I never got into that track
33:38 <Zardoz> he's got so much better material
33:41 <Zardoz> Movin' Out is a great tune
33:49 <MrMW> A Matter Of Trust
33:53 <Zardoz> as is anything from The Stranger
33:54 <Sunbeam> i love the entertainer
33:59 <Sunbeam> and piano man
34:09 <breaker> (Billy Joel - A Matter Of Trust) - (4:12)
34:26 <Zardoz> Hmm, I need to hack up an MP3 script that integrates with Spotify
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38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Welcome MelbUno 
38:00 <breaker> *** MelbUno has also used the nicknames: iBiZa g iBiZa- SpunkYGuy GaTe-KeePeR
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Daddy
39:00 <breaker> 6,6 6,6      6,6 6,6 6,6 6,6   6,6 6,6    
39:00 <breaker> 6,6 6,6     6,6 6,6   6,6 6,6  6,6 6,6    
39:01 <iBiZa[Mobile]> haha
39:18 <Sunbeam> hiya iBiZa[Mobile] :)
39:54 <iBiZa[Mobile]> suppp
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40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Welcome back
40:00 <Sunbeam> hi zaim :)
40:00 <moohoo> aaaaaaaaaahahahaahaha
40:00 <breaker> Thanks. :)
40:00 <Sunbeam> wb
40:00 <moohoo> hi sunbeam
40:00 <Sunbeam> hi moohoo :)
40:06 <iBiZa[Mobile]> just woke i0 from.a nap
40:10 <iBiZa[Mobile]> laptop battery is dead :(
40:15 <Sunbeam> awwww
40:20 <Sunbeam> hi Pat
40:24 <MrMW> poor laptop
40:30 Nick: Pat is now known as Loof
40:35 <Loof> hey
40:35 <iBiZa[Mobile]> r.i.p
41:03 * Sunbeam says a prayer for iBiZa[Mobile]'s ,laptop
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41:22 <Sunbeam> hi AdamPineapple :)
41:28 <AdamPineapple> Hu there
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wheres NeoGeo64 
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Been awhile since we heard from
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Him
42:30 <Loof> found this interesting: "like attracts like" which in New Thought philosophy is used to sum up the idea that by focusing on positive or negative thoughts a person brings positive or negative experiences into their life.[1][2] This belief is based upon the idea that people and their thoughts are both made from "pure energy", and the belief that like energy attracts like energy.
42:42 <Loof> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_attraction_(New_Thought)
42:57 <Loof> wonder if it's true
43:00 <iBiZa> Sunbeam
43:00 <iBiZa> your nick..
43:00 <iBiZa> what other network did you use
43:00 <iBiZa> remind me pls
43:00 <Sunbeam> i've use a few over the years
43:00 <Sunbeam> all with this nick
43:13 <Loof> beeeer
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Kelevra did u get the goat vindaloo
44:00 <Sunbeam> oz.org...austchat. mindforge, thundercity, chatbox, future
44:00 <Sunbeam> that's a few lol
44:00 <moohoo> wasnt it chicken?
44:00 <breaker> (Steve Winwood - Valerie [Extended Mix]) - (6:02)
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> CALL ON ME
44:35 <AdamPineapple> Loof fgt
44:43 <Loof> lol sup
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> VALERIE CALL ON ME 
45:00 <Sunbeam> u think you know me iBiZa?
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45:42 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey
45:47 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuckin machines
45:53 <Loof> hey tozza :)
45:58 <tozza[Mobile]> Uvlamp has carked it
46:00 <Kelevra> of course he does
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Moohoo was chicken lastnight for me tonight i had beef vindaloo and a butter chicken combo with extra chilli
46:00 <Kelevra> he's shaun of the dead
46:00 <Kelevra> #chadstone owner
46:00 <Kelevra> I went the goat tozza and it was all bone
46:00 <Kelevra> :(
46:00 <moohoo> nice one i had fish n roast vegies
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh wtf
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U got jibbed
46:03 <tozza[Mobile]> Whats happening loof
46:07 <Loof> not much man
46:21 <Loof> just unpacking
46:39 <tozza[Mobile]> Unpacking?
46:58 <Loof> suitcases etc
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> It was a authentic experience LOL
47:02 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh k
47:22 <Loof> left so much shit in qld :(
47:26 <Loof> usb sticks etc
47:27 <Loof> oh well
47:27 <tozza[Mobile]> Im swamped at work with so much and now my machine just died
47:35 <Loof> fark :(
47:36 <tozza[Mobile]> Ohh loof your pat?
47:42 <Loof> yeah man :)
47:47 <tozza[Mobile]> Ahh kool ok
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yum moohoo
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48:17 <Loof> 4 more assignments and my diploma is finished
48:34 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh wow cool
48:37 <tozza[Mobile]> What it in
48:43 <Loof> web development
48:48 <Loof> it's a dodgy college tho
48:50 <Loof> evocca
49:00 <moohoo> was still a bit starvo so i smashed down some cheese n tomato toasties
49:17 <Loof> only an 18 month diploma
49:38 <Loof> i dont care tho i'll do anything
49:42 <Loof> any job
49:54 <Loof> embarrasing not working
50:00 <moohoo> im still hungry
50:00 <moohoo> fml
50:00 <Lumeah3> meat bro
50:00 <Lumeah3> feed the man meat
50:15 <Loof> been looking for web jobs
50:26 <Loof> but there was nothing in gladstone
50:30 <Loof> no work there at all
50:41 <Loof> melbourne has heaps more jobs
50:48 <Loof> so glad to be back :D
51:00 <moohoo> i had plenty 
52:00 <Loof> http://nexta.com.au/
52:15 <tozza[Mobile]> Awesome
52:28 <tozza[Mobile]> Well make a resume up ill try get u in here
52:45 <Loof> this was the last site i did: http://viocastsoundsystem.com/
52:50 <Loof> for a reggae radio show
53:00 <moohoo> were going to ibiza
53:00 <moohoo> gonna have a party
53:00 <iBiZa> Use to be a Sunbeam
53:00 <iBiZa> who was friends with TheWJM
53:01 <Loof> been slow finishing it tho cause study
53:09 <Loof> but it's pretty much done
53:30 <Loof> awesome thanks man :)
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53:58 <Loof> got beer?
54:00 <Sunbeam> yes i knew carl
54:00 <iBiZa> not sure if it is you..
54:00 <Sunbeam> it is
54:00 <iBiZa> on another network?
54:00 <Sunbeam> yep
54:00 <Sunbeam> chatbox
54:00 <iBiZa> which was..... refresh my memory!
54:00 <iBiZa> ahhh nah i'm thinking of something else
54:00 <Sunbeam> wildghosts?
54:00 <iBiZa> yes!
54:00 <iBiZa> ha ha ha
54:00 <iBiZa> it is you
54:34 <Loof> i gotta stop drinking this rivet beer
54:37 <tozza[Mobile]> Not here at work
54:42 <Loof> ah damn
54:53 <Loof> got any in the fridge at home?
55:00 <Sunbeam> i only went on wildghosts a couple of times...cos most of them moved to chatbox
55:00 <Sunbeam> who were u on there?
55:00 <Mei> melb sux
55:00 <Mei> id run you fucks over in a shit ass commodore
55:00 <mrwuf> no way this place rules
55:00 <iBiZa> same nickname
55:00 <iBiZa> who was that girl
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Whats with the agression mei
55:00 <iBiZa> use to come on here also
55:00 <iBiZa> from nz
55:00 <Sunbeam> agullabell
55:00 <iBiZa> mei zhen
55:04 <Loof> waiting for you? :)
55:44 <Loof> oh yeah you start at 3pm yeah?
55:53 <Loof> can't remember
56:00 <iBiZa> relax
56:00 <iBiZa> thats right
56:00 <iBiZa> she still around?
56:00 <Sunbeam> haven't seen her around in years
56:00 <Sunbeam> she ended up getting divorced
56:00 <mrwuf> sometimes when IM lonely I'll put a dress on and dance infront of a mirror and pretend I'm dancing with a hot woman
56:00 <Mei> i wish she was here 
56:00 <Mei> we could fight
56:00 <iBiZa> got cha
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> mrwuf: lmao
56:00 <iBiZa> meiiiiiiiiiiiii
56:00 <Sunbeam> if that helps you ...why the hell not mrwuf lol
56:00 <iBiZa> can you pass the
56:23 <tozza[Mobile]> Only 4
57:00 <iBiZa> mayonoise
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
57:00 <iBiZa> SORRY Sunbeam
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57:42 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh i start at 3
58:00 <iBiZa> i had iBiZa
58:00 <iBiZa> as a nickname
58:00 <iBiZa> server as well
58:00 <iBiZa> this was ages goo
58:00 <iBiZa> think it was mweb.qld.au.wildghosts.net
58:00 <iBiZa> long long time
58:00 <Sunbeam> ok...you aren't ringing any bells for me lol
58:00 <iBiZa> that how the link became between me, thewjm, longie and this place
58:00 <iBiZa> there was that crazy as male admin
58:00 <iBiZa> who lost the plot
58:00 <iBiZa> still have thing on facebook...
58:00 <iBiZa> from the US
58:00 <Sunbeam> i don't remember you...sorry
58:40 <MrMW> Bruce Springsteen...................Hungry Heart
59:00 <iBiZa> broncois
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I been tozza on here since 99
59:37 <tozza[Mobile]> Cant stop scouring gumtree
59:50 <MrMW> what u buyin
59:53 <tozza[Mobile]> Some of these asking prices are fukin ridiculous bu
00:00 <Sunbeam> i've been coming on austnet for about 13 years now lol
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wher u from
00:00 <iBiZa> you know what my first nick was
00:00 <iBiZa> funkmaster_69
00:00 <iBiZa> and i was in #worldchat
00:00 <iBiZa> lol
00:00 <Sunbeam> i remember first time i ever came in this room i got banned
00:00 <Sunbeam> who me tozza[Mobile]?
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
00:17 <tozza[Mobile]> Always looking for more pinball machines or any sega saturn and dreamcast stuff
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00:29 <tozza[Mobile]> Or anything that takes my fancy whilst browsing
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01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol iBiZa 
01:00 <Sunbeam> i used to go in worldchat, chatzone, rosecafe
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Funfactory
01:00 <Sunbeam> also allnite cafe....adultflirtroom
01:00 <Sunbeam> i'm a bloody pom tozza[Mobile]
01:00 <Sunbeam> England here
02:00 <iBiZa> use to be a channel
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ive lived in merseyside around 5 years of my life
02:00 <iBiZa> #rove_Live i think it was
02:00 <iBiZa> #bigbrother was pretty popular too
02:00 <Sunbeam> i haven't been to liverpool lol
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Big brother lol
02:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiii
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I guess no need unless you want too get mugged sunbeam
02:02 <MrMW> tell him his dreamin!!
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup [[[[[pong]]]]] 
03:00 <Sunbeam> hi [[[[[pong]]]]] is here too :)
03:00 <iBiZa> vote 1
03:00 <iBiZa> pongggg
03:50 Quit: tozza[Mobile] ([email protected]) Quit: hadouken
04:00 <iBiZa> Vote #1 PONGGGGGGGGGGGG
04:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yess ppl in here seem to liek pong...
04:00 <iBiZa> pongggggggggg
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ponggg
04:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Shit its hot
06:00 <moohoo> its hot af in here
07:00 <iBiZa> show us ya pink bitz
08:00 <Sunbeam> hi Zardoz :)
09:00 <breaker> I remember Zardoz .. wasn't he an Oper here awhile back ?
11:00 <Kelevra> poos and wees pong
12:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hii
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Zardos
13:00 <Kelevra> hai pongy
13:00 <Zardoz> Ahhhh people *still* can't spell my nick when it's staring them in the face :)
13:00 <Zardoz> and I thought times would have changed in the last... I don't know, *too many years*
14:00 <Zardoz> Yeah, I ran a server here some.. err.... 15 years ago???
14:00 <Zardoz>  goddamn. fifteen years...
14:00 <iBiZa> good old days
14:00 <iBiZa> same time netspace.* was here
14:00 <iBiZa> you and Otoole had the only vic servers
15:00 <iBiZa> and at shafted lan
15:00 <iBiZa> irc access was available lol
15:00 <iBiZa> and my video of MJ dancing 
15:00 <iBiZa> which was played to all Slooders of the LAN!
15:00 <Zardoz>  ahh.. and then there was that Netz guy
15:00 <iBiZa> whooooooooooooooooooooooooo
15:00 <Zardoz> and his postcode database
15:00 <iBiZa> State your post code!
15:00 <Sutekh> haha, gee
15:00 <iBiZa> stop it, your making me wet!
16:00 <iBiZa> and all these years Zardoz, you still on optusnet :P
16:00 <Zardoz> Yeah.  that's going to change post-NBN
16:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pongs balls sweaty
16:00 <Zardoz> would like to switch everything to internode but unfortunately I can't run static IPs or IPv6
16:00 <Zardoz> I've got a DSL connection, too
16:00 <Sutekh> thats nice pong
16:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> they smellly
17:00 <Sutekh> shave your cock mate
17:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y
17:00 <Zardoz> Shave his *cock*?
17:00 <Zardoz> That sounds a bit risky.
17:00 <Sutekh> haha
17:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong have full head 
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17:37 <AndroUser2> Wtf
17:51 <Lumeah> ?
18:00 <Lumeah> Wash 
18:45 <AndroUser2> J
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19:00 <Zardoz> `confirm
19:00 <Zardoz> `confirm zardoz
19:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back Kelevra. 
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19:56 <AndroUser2> G
20:00 <moohoo> hey sperm
20:11 <AndroUser2> H
20:59 <AndroUser2> Wtf
21:09 Nick: AndroUser2 is now known as cnd
21:42 Nick: cnd is now known as ConDoMHeaD
21:53 <ConDoMHeaD> Ithats cooked
22:16 <ConDoMHeaD> It just workedrandomly all of suden
23:16 <ConDoMHeaD> U guys needa get the fuk outta the 90s man
23:36 <ConDoMHeaD> Tryna hold onto your youth n shit
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> QUEEEEEFFF
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27:47 <MrMW> the 90s were awesome!!
27:59 <MrMW> bring back the 90s!!!
29:36 <Sunbeam> nahhh bring back the 80's lol
30:36 <MrMW> yes!!
30:40 <ConDoMHeaD> Yer but hasnt technology moved on from mirc
30:43 <MrMW> the 80s were better!!
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31:17 <Sunbeam> hi doug
31:22 <ConDoMHeaD> The 80s r even worse
31:40 <doug> hi omonous kitchen appliance
32:00 <ConDoMHeaD> Synthesysers make me want to jump off a building
32:00 * Sunbeam looks around to see who doug is talking to
32:14 <doug> lol
32:22 <Sunbeam> do it then ConDoMHeaD
32:45 * Sunbeam plays her synthesizer
32:50 <ConDoMHeaD> I dont hare any atm
33:18 <doug> i dont hare eithe
33:47 <ConDoMHeaD> The 80s were fuked from the start
34:27 <ConDoMHeaD> When john lennon died that destroyed any chance
34:39 <ConDoMHeaD> But anyway
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35:31 <Sunbeam> hi Pat
35:40 <Pat> hey sunbeam :)
35:49 * Sunbeam sings postman pat, postamna pat
35:58 <Pat> haha what show is that?
35:58 <Sunbeam> are you a postman per chance?
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 3 hours till home time fuck
36:01 <Pat> jokes*
36:04 <Pat> no
36:09 <Pat> i am not
36:13 <Sunbeam> it's a kids programme
36:17 <Pat> i know
36:24 <Pat> everyone sings that song to me :P
36:37 <Sunbeam> i was going to say...have you watched it too?
36:46 <Pat> i don't like it
36:53 <Pat> but my kid loves it
36:59 <Sunbeam> i watched it years ago with my kids
37:00 <mrwuf> any frankston single mums with webcam want 2 earn some beer money prove msg me
37:01 <Pat> well he did a few years ago
37:09 <Pat> he's outgrown it by a few years now
37:15 <Pat> now he's 5
37:20 <Sunbeam> i prefered thomas the tank engine lol
37:28 <Pat> yeah he loved that too
37:34 <Pat> all the abc shows
37:37 <doug> jesus christ on a motorbike you kents are boring...
37:43 <Pat> sorry man lol
37:44 <Sunbeam> my 28 year old loved thomas & co
37:46 Quit: ConDoMHeaD ([email protected]) Connection closed
38:00 <breaker> mrwuf, Msg to Skirmish.. she's on webcam.
38:07 <Pat> let's change the subject to bitches and cocaine
38:08 <Sunbeam> 23 year old was into telly tubbies
38:14 <Pat> jokes
38:33 <Pat> yeah eccie heads loved telly tubbies
38:33 * Sunbeam raises an eyebrow....you'll be taslking to yerself if you do lol
38:36 <doug> now your talkin
39:00 <L00PEYD0G> mmmm fish n chips so good
39:01 <doug> catch me outside. how bout dhat?
39:39 <Pat> huh?
39:49 <doug> catch me outside. how bout dhat?
39:55 <doug> lol
39:55 <Pat> ah whatever
40:10 * Sunbeam wonders what doug is onabart
40:17 <Pat> lol
41:00 <Skirmish> What? 
41:03 Join: ConDoMHeaD ([email protected]) to #melbourne
41:12 <doug> sunbeam did u get your name in the same way max power did?
41:30 <Sunbeam> who's max power?
41:59 <doug> jesus christ do u live in a cave? lol
42:10 <Pat> yes
42:11 <Sunbeam> no ...England :P
42:12 <Pat> :(
42:36 <doug> lol grey, cold, not much to do... same shit
42:46 <Pat> ew winter
42:51 <Pat> loving summer
42:59 <Sunbeam> speaking for yourself there doug?
43:07 <Sunbeam> i love winter
43:16 <Sunbeam> hate summer
43:18 <Pat> heating is so much more expensive than cooling
43:20 <doug> nope u you bellend
43:34 Join: tozza[Mobile] ([email protected]) to #melbourne
43:50 <Sunbeam> you are showing your lack of maturity now doug
43:57 <Sunbeam> wb tozza[Mobile] :)
44:09 <doug> *dips hat....zozza ;)
44:09 <Pat> wb :)
44:24 <MrMW> i like dolphins
44:45 <tozza[Mobile]> Tozza?
44:49 <Pat> i like turtles
44:50 <tozza[Mobile]> Cheers
45:00 <MrMW> i like crab
45:07 <Pat> would love me some mud crab
45:10 <doug> no zhom :
45:22 <Pat> no where to put crabpots in around here tho
45:31 <MrMW> mud crab cooked properly is soo tasty
45:40 <Pat> yes!
46:27 <Pat> bbl later
46:29 Quit: Pat ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
46:46 <doug> do some work tozza
47:00 <mrwuf> like a tranny or something
47:06 <tozza[Mobile]> Machine is down doug
47:23 <tozza[Mobile]> Iv lamp transformer burnt out from the humidity
47:26 <tozza[Mobile]> Uv"
47:27 <doug> this is doug from HR. were not happy with your internet usage...
48:08 <doug> our wifi is not for this purpose...
48:29 <tozza[Mobile]> All good im using 4g
48:35 Nick: doug is now known as thebeejai
48:41 <thebeejai> well it was fun for a minute haha
49:36 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol heyy its you
49:53 <tozza[Mobile]> Nice too see you back mate
50:51 Mode: (by Kelevra) +v thebeejai
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wh Nice1 
51:00 <Nice1> hey tozza!
51:00 <Nice1> and tozza[Mobile]
51:00 <Nice1> heh
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Work sucks
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Need a new job
51:00 <Nice1> long shift?
51:14 <thebeejai> cheers kelevra ;)
51:24 <thebeejai> were u freaking out haha?
51:38 Quit: lx ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
51:42 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah man just taking it as another troll on irc
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh so hot in the factory
52:00 <Nice1> hmm
52:00 <Nice1> water coolers?
52:09 <thebeejai> lol yeh im pretty troll
52:28 <tozza[Mobile]> And we dont have i.t department we do it all on our own
52:36 <thebeejai> i said HR
52:57 <tozza[Mobile]> Hr isnt even existint here
53:04 <tozza[Mobile]> She left 9 months back
53:29 <tozza[Mobile]> This company amazes me how it makes a profit
53:42 Nick: thebeejai is now known as skankhunt42
53:51 <skankhunt42> lol
53:57 <tozza[Mobile]> Fair name
54:00 <skankhunt42> mine too mate.
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nar vendo machines
54:15 <skankhunt42> (southpark) ;)
54:23 <tozza[Mobile]> We buy stock from the bargain bin
54:37 <tozza[Mobile]> And then everyone wonders why the ink wont cure
54:56 <skankhunt42> lol
54:57 <tozza[Mobile]> Its like stop buying blockout from catch of the day
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Liberals won to not make places mandatory provide water on site 
55:00 <Nice1> that crap hey
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We used to have water coolers it must have been too expensive for this multi million dollar company 
55:00 <Nice1> heheh you'd think so hey
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56:00 <Nice1> tight  asses
56:05 Join: moohoo ([email protected]) to #melbourne
56:11 <tozza[Mobile]> Moohoo
56:30 <moohoo> tozza[Mobile]:
56:34 <tozza[Mobile]> Beejai "they took our jobs"
56:39 <moohoo> Goes on man
56:50 <tozza[Mobile]> Same ol rotation
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Absolutely 
57:00 <Nice1> they probably do in the offices
57:00 <Nice1> companies are like that
57:21 <moohoo> Yeah same here man fkn bored
57:23 <tozza[Mobile]> skankhunt42: whats the 42
57:36 <tozza[Mobile]> Is that like johnny 22 from con air
58:00 <Nice1> well some of them
59:32 <MrMW> Nick Cage
59:35 <tozza[Mobile]> If anyone sees skoda or cbus billboards in the next fee weeks know that it was me who printed them
59:44 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh great flick MrMW
59:58 <MrMW> :)
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah i have the code for upstairs i make a milo almost everyday 10 spoons on that shit just as a fuck you cause they dont supply it for the workers in thr lunch room lol
00:22 Nick: skankhunt42 is now known as dildo_swaggins
00:39 <tozza[Mobile]> "Hes got the whole world in his hands"
00:50 <iBiZa[Mobile]> sup
01:00 <Nice1> thats just wrong hey
01:00 <mrwuf> not all heroes wear capes
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha we had it once and once thr container got empty they never bothered giving it too us again
01:03 <moohoo> The sky
01:04 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Hey Sunbeam
01:12 <moohoo> Hi iBiZa[Mobile]
01:19 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hello moohoo
01:20 <Sunbeam> hiya iBiZa[Mobile] :)
01:25 <Sunbeam> hiya moohoo :)
01:28 <iBiZa[Mobile]> do you shop at boohoo
01:29 <moohoo> Hi bumseam
01:45 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup
01:48 <tozza[Mobile]> Ahh fuck brb
01:50 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Sunbeam anyone else from back in the day you can return here
01:51 <moohoo> Ishiza
01:58 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lol
02:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> ishiza
02:00 <mrwuf> did u ask tho
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I did they said we didnt have any
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> N im thinking what about the 12 tins under the sink up here
02:20 <moohoo> Thought you'd like it
02:38 <moohoo> They call me poosmoo
02:44 <Sunbeam> hmmm i dunno ...don't really see any of them nowadays
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just tight asses
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dont supply us water too drink
03:00 <mrwuf> not even tap water
03:00 <Nice1> nah they need to make a profit from the vending machine
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And when we run out of milk for coffe they make out its a huge deal when we ask for another 
03:13 <iBiZa[Mobile]> gHeY
04:00 <Nice1> thats more important hey!
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tap water is dodgy it stinky I think clay pipes
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its a old factory 
04:00 <mrwuf> do u have a fridge 
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Used to make elevators here
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh we got a fridge
04:06 <moohoo> Hi cumdream
04:17 <tozza[Mobile]> Back
04:25 <+Kelevra> wb
04:30 <tozza[Mobile]> Why tenk u
04:52 <iBiZa[Mobile]> cold chisel forever now
04:55 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hi Zardoz
05:00 <mrwuf> maybe if theres no social club start one, and part of it buy and sell cans of soft drink/water for cheap but make a profit and then use it for milo tins
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And microwave that looks like its gone thru a post apocalyptic war
05:21 * iBiZa[Mobile] slaps Zardoz around with YoYo
05:30 <moohoo> Hi fardoz
05:43 <tozza[Mobile]> dildo_swaggins
05:43 * moohoo slaps iBiZa[Mobile] around a bit with a large elasmobranch
05:53 <iBiZa[Mobile]> ouch
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL mrwuf
06:00 <Nice1> far out
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mrwuf its all good like i said i got the code
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> If anyone wants any on night shift they just ask me
06:00 <mrwuf> ok but sounds risky
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Only 8 of us on nights
06:07 <moohoo> Haha
06:38 <moohoo> Lol @ ConDoMHeaD
06:43 <moohoo> Wtaf
06:48 <tozza[Mobile]> Wtf
06:59 <tozza[Mobile]> ConDoMHeaD is it u DJ
07:00 <matt> I ain't afraid of no goats
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Theres 150 on days
07:00 <mrwuf> why not swap your empty tin with their full one, then when it gets replaced upstairs, repeat ever so often, less risk
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So its day shift that misses out
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its jist a litttle dispensing container if i filled it everyone will be suss on it
07:14 Part: iBiZa[Mobile] ([email protected]) from #melbourne (AndroIRC)
07:54 <moohoo> Bye ishiza
08:10 <moohoo> Hi chris
08:20 <tozza[Mobile]> [-ConDoMHead-]
08:21 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Connection closed
08:32 Join: iBiZa[Mobile] ([email protected]) to #melbourne
08:43 <moohoo> Wb ishiza
08:56 <moohoo> 😃
08:56 <iBiZa[Mobile]> thanks
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Us against them
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuck its hot!
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hve to buy another water
09:00 <Nice1> hm
09:06 <iBiZa[Mobile]> just configured my client to auto join
09:48 Join: AndroUser ([email protected]) to #melbourne
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb katatonic_kate01 
10:00 <katatonic_kate01> ta
11:12 Mode: (by Kelevra) +v moohoo
11:17 Nick: dildo_swaggins is now known as thebeejai_away
11:38 Nick: ConDoMHeaD is now known as [-5
12:00 <Nice1> next
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Next what
12:00 <katatonic_kate01> Nice1 is an epic troll. End of story. 
12:00 <Nice1> thats katatonic's catch phrase
12:09 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hi AndroUser
12:09 <moohoo> Fu Kelevra
12:23 <moohoo> I meant ty
12:30 Nick: [-5 is now known as [-cOnDoMhEaD-]
12:38 <iBiZa[Mobile]> haha
12:44 <iBiZa[Mobile]> sup danz
12:50 <iBiZa[Mobile]> welcome to the time warp
12:51 <iBiZa[Mobile]> of 1999
12:51 <+Kelevra> oh wow, that's not nice
13:00 <Nice1> trolls and dolls and..heh not gonna say that
13:05 <iBiZa[Mobile]> living in the past man
13:19 <+Kelevra> hahaha coomoora!!!!
13:38 <+Kelevra> WERD TO YA MUM YO
13:39 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> No shit man r u having a midlyfe crisis already
13:48 <+Kelevra> stfu sif
13:59 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> Tryna relive ur youth
14:11 <+Kelevra> shut up you'll love it here
14:15 <+Kelevra> good company
14:15 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> Lol
14:26 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh gawd
14:42 <+Kelevra> shhh thom
14:52 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh right
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> awesome. Next.
15:00 <Nice1> heh
15:00 <Nice1> see I dont ya
15:00 <Nice1> told ya
15:00 <Nice1> should say
15:00 <katatonic_kate01> should have said, suck my dick
15:00 <Nice1> you dont have a dick
15:25 <iBiZa[Mobile]> danz Vic most wanred
15:29 <iBiZa[Mobile]> 10pm crime stoppers
15:40 <iBiZa[Mobile]> u sort that shit out bro
15:47 <+Kelevra> doubtful
15:50 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lol
15:51 <tozza[Mobile]> LMAO
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16:41 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hope all is better now bro
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> nor do you
17:00 <Nice1> hmm oh well cant help bad luck
17:00 <katatonic_kate01> if you did have one, i’d imagine it would be incredibly limp - due to years of drug abuse
17:00 <Nice1> oh thats  mean
17:00 <Nice1> that is really mean
17:31 <moohoo> Fully sick doeys in DA clubby bruh
17:59 <tozza[Mobile]> got the soda bulbs too keep me busy their heaps sick ayee
18:00 <Nice1> i dont take drugs katatonic
18:00 <Skirmish> rekt
18:00 <Nice1> well a bit of flakka every now and then
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Flakka?
19:00 <Nice1> yes its a new drug/me that turns you into the devil 
19:00 <Nice1> for few hours
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> LMFAO
19:00 <katatonic_kate01> resident fuckwit in other words
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Isnt that bath salts
19:00 <Kelevra> hai Skirmish
19:00 <Nice1> could be both
19:40 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Changing hosts
19:40 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #melbourne
20:00 <Nice1> nah i dont do no drugs
20:00 <mrwuf> those guys that take meth or flakka just sit around and masturbate for hours and hours
20:00 <katatonic_kate01> and end up on irc
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Saying dont do no drugs implies you do as you mean you dont do any drugs
20:07 <moohoo> Mums a dickhead
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20:41 <moohoo> Kevs got a big diiiiickoooo
20:53 <tozza[Mobile]> I need a new joh
20:54 <tozza[Mobile]> Job
21:00 <Nice1> mrwuf they watch their cocks grow a meter long
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol what a bunch of wankers
21:00 <Nice1> probably
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
21:00 <Nice1> hehe
21:00 <katatonic_kate01> indeed!
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> A meter long lol
21:00 <mrwuf> its a terrible deal
21:03 <iBiZa[Mobile]> tom
21:06 <tozza[Mobile]> But nowhere else will pay me to be in #Melbourne
21:07 <iBiZa[Mobile]> does tour misses use Android
21:10 <+Kelevra> you need a new everything, gimme your pinnies
21:10 <iBiZa[Mobile]> or apple
21:11 <moohoo> Mad doeies in the gravel n shit
21:12 <+Kelevra> kthnx
21:13 <tozza[Mobile]> Nar
21:15 <tozza[Mobile]> Apple
21:28 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I just installed client on my misses
21:30 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah shaun she apple
21:32 <iBiZa[Mobile]> called Mutter
21:39 <moohoo> Hey Kelevra
21:44 <tozza[Mobile]> She wont do it from her phone ill set it up on her mac
21:45 <iBiZa[Mobile]> works good
21:47 <tozza[Mobile]> And yeh im
21:50 <tozza[Mobile]> Using mutter now
21:56 <moohoo> Mutter?
22:00 <Nice1> baseball bat
22:00 <katatonic_kate01> and you were delusional…..
22:00 <mrwuf> your paying cold hard money for a drug that allows you access your brains chemicals for a little bit of time, but then you have the negative withdrawal effects
22:15 <iBiZa[Mobile]> sweet
22:20 <moohoo> Of what is this mutter spoke yee?
22:38 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> Got sum cream bulbs tom?
22:41 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I'm gonna get all my staff on here lol
22:45 <iBiZa[Mobile]> danz
22:54 <iBiZa[Mobile]> setup the sserver settings in tour client bro
22:54 <+Kelevra> hi moohoo
22:55 <tozza[Mobile]> No i dont
22:58 <iBiZa[Mobile]> so they always three
23:00 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> Lol
23:00 <Nice1> paranoia 
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> when reality hits, i’m sure you’d spend a few hours trying to find your dick
23:00 <Nice1> ahhjhhh my cock is too smalll!!!!!
23:00 <Nice1> ahhhhh!!
23:00 <katatonic_kate01> we know…
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Must be why they wank to release more dopeamine
23:01 <+Kelevra> who are you?
23:04 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> Damn
23:14 <tozza[Mobile]> I dont even smoke cigarettes
23:15 <iBiZa[Mobile]> babyyy we back
23:18 <+Kelevra> who is the moohoo
23:19 <iBiZa[Mobile]> just bongs
23:24 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> Soda is no fun
23:29 <tozza[Mobile]> Moohoo is james
23:34 <iBiZa[Mobile]> danz
23:38 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> Yo
23:38 <iBiZa[Mobile]> any tim tams
23:39 <tozza[Mobile]> No bongs since 16
23:41 <iBiZa[Mobile]> at your place
23:42 <+Kelevra> james?
23:43 <moohoo> U know damn well kelevs
23:45 <iBiZa[Mobile]> kinda hungry
23:52 <+Kelevra> who the fuck is james
23:53 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> Nah bro mums poor these day
23:54 Quit: Asian_Annifer ([email protected]) Quit: Mutter: www.mutterirc.com
23:55 <+Kelevra> LOL
24:04 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> Mayb aldi timtams if lucky
24:10 <moohoo> Who the fuck are you
24:10 <iBiZa[Mobile]> tencents mk
24:10 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lol
24:13 <+Kelevra> lies!
24:22 <+Kelevra> by 16 bongs were @ mandas
24:24 <+Kelevra> LIAR
24:26 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> The aldi ones r horribke
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24:31 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> Horrible
24:38 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lolll
24:42 <iBiZa[Mobile]> not quiet right
24:43 <tozza[Mobile]> Aldi milo - nilo
24:47 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> The stuff in da middke isnt even soft
24:47 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lol
24:48 <+Kelevra> I call lies!
24:54 <moohoo> I smoked cones with you Kelevra
25:05 <+Kelevra> smiddy? luke?
25:11 <+Kelevra> shaun never smoked
25:15 <+Kelevra> lil dan did
25:17 <moohoo> Hmmmmmmm
25:22 <tozza[Mobile]> I ate 50c cones
25:25 <+Kelevra> hrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
25:30 <moohoo> I won't tell
25:34 <+Kelevra> bitch speak up
25:35 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> 30c bak den
25:44 <+Kelevra> oh no is it simone
25:48 <iBiZa[Mobile]> tom
25:51 <moohoo> Yip
25:51 <iBiZa[Mobile]> how do I make mutter
25:52 <tozza[Mobile]> Yo
25:57 <moohoo> Hrhehehe
25:59 <iBiZa[Mobile]> not disconnect after idle
26:03 <tozza[Mobile]> U cant
26:10 <iBiZa[Mobile]> that is gay
26:18 <tozza[Mobile]> Iphone dosent allow it too run in background for very long
26:18 <iBiZa[Mobile]> android stays on
26:24 <+Kelevra> simone wouldn't come on
26:27 <+Kelevra> surely
26:36 <iBiZa[Mobile]> simone
26:38 <tozza[Mobile]> I think once u open 2 diffrent apps like facebook and safari unquit mutter
26:39 <iBiZa[Mobile]> if that is u
26:41 <moohoo> Lmao
26:44 <moohoo> Lol
26:45 <iBiZa[Mobile]> what was your nicname
26:58 <iBiZa[Mobile]> see it ain't u
26:58 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lol
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just looked that stuff omg looks terrible 
27:01 <moohoo> Its james ffs
27:08 Quit: Asian_Annifer ([email protected]) Quit: Mutter: www.mutterirc.com
27:08 <moohoo> Lmao
27:10 <+Kelevra> jame who>
27:18 <iBiZa[Mobile]> which james
27:21 <iBiZa[Mobile]> azn james
27:22 <tozza[Mobile]> Moohoos knick was james a week ago
27:23 <moohoo> Earl jones
27:26 <+Kelevra> simone wouldn't come on because of you shaun
27:37 <+Kelevra> fkn robber
27:42 <moohoo> Shaun ?
27:42 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Simone is normal
27:45 <+Kelevra> that bitch never forgave me
27:49 <iBiZa[Mobile]> what do u mean robber
27:54 <+Kelevra> because of your fuck up
27:58 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I never rob anyone
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The shit people do too their bodys
28:00 <Nice1> flakka?
28:00 <katatonic_kate01> so they can wank for hours….
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I suppose alcohol is no better but give me a beer anyday
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh flakka
28:00 <Nice1> yeah I reckon
28:04 <+Kelevra> you fkn rolled her @ my 16th
28:06 <moohoo> Kelevra: who are you
28:09 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> Who is kelevra
28:12 <+Kelevra> bullshit, you were caught on cam
28:13 <iBiZa[Mobile]> no I didn't man
28:23 <tozza[Mobile]> Letterbox?
28:26 <moohoo> What u steal ?
28:30 <+Kelevra> [-cOnDoMhEaD-] Mel - Mel Thomo
28:30 <iBiZa[Mobile]> condom head it's mel
28:34 <+Kelevra> yeah
28:35 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I am religious
28:38 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> Oh lol
28:38 <tozza[Mobile]> Her heart
28:39 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I shall not steal
28:50 <iBiZa[Mobile]> David puddy
29:00 <Nice1> addicts probably dont care
29:00 <Nice1> just another flavour
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> People have choices in life 
29:06 <moohoo> I need coke
29:18 <tozza[Mobile]> Diet or zero
29:27 <+Kelevra> don't do coke
29:33 <+Kelevra> do life!
29:49 <tozza[Mobile]> I do pepsi max
29:50 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lift
29:54 <iBiZa[Mobile]> remener u use to open the fan
29:55 <iBiZa[Mobile]> can
29:57 <iBiZa[Mobile]> look inside
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats what people choose to do well good luck too them
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just stay the fuck away from me and my children lol
30:00 <Nice1> fuck yer!
30:02 <iBiZa[Mobile]> and then look at your palm
30:09 <iBiZa[Mobile]> and it would be spinning
30:13 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmfao
30:17 <tozza[Mobile]> The lift advert
30:24 <iBiZa[Mobile]> yeah man
30:27 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh like middle 90s advert
30:33 <iBiZa[Mobile]> what about
30:34 <iBiZa[Mobile]> pog
30:57 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/ckije5KJ788
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hypnotic Lift Commercial (May 31, 2007) Length: 0:44 - Category: Entertainment - 6,334 views views - 12 likes (92.3%), 1 dislikes (7.7%)
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Phil collins - cant hurry love
31:29 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
31:29 <iBiZa[Mobile]> blackdevil you homosexual
31:31 <iBiZa[Mobile]> how r j
31:37 <tozza[Mobile]> That advert takes me back
31:37 <iBiZa[Mobile]> ru
31:51 <iBiZa[Mobile]> living In the 70s
31:52 <tozza[Mobile]> Think i had tapped big trouble in lil china n that advert was on it
31:54 <moohoo> Normal coke
32:00 <Nice1> look at ex super hero benny cousins....drug fucked/ criminal record/ destroyed
32:00 <katatonic_kate01> much like you, right nice1
32:01 <moohoo> Fuck diet n zero
32:14 <tozza[Mobile]> Pepsi max is acr
32:29 <moohoo> Normal Pepsi
32:33 <moohoo> Fuck max
32:39 <iBiZa[Mobile]> full taste
32:41 <moohoo> Its pussy
32:42 <iBiZa[Mobile]> no sugar
32:51 <tozza[Mobile]> how can one loose
32:52 <moohoo> Not full taste at all
33:00 <Nice1> heh nah not me katatonic!
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hi slower 
33:00 <Nice1> aww how cute
33:00 <Nice1> thanks slower
33:01 <moohoo> Gay taste
33:02 <tozza[Mobile]> Max taste
33:11 <tozza[Mobile]> U know what gay tastes like?
33:15 <moohoo> Loose?
33:30 <moohoo> It tastes like cock I suppose
33:41 <iBiZa[Mobile]> how do u knkw
33:42 <moohoo> N balls
33:44 <iBiZa[Mobile]> what com taste like
33:48 <moohoo> A guess
33:49 <iBiZa[Mobile]> cock
33:52 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lol
33:54 <iBiZa[Mobile]> u homo
34:00 <slower> hi there
34:07 <moohoo> Whatevs bruh
34:09 <+Kelevra> who the fuck is moohoo?
34:14 <tozza[Mobile]> James
34:14 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Allah akbar
34:15 <moohoo> ThTs gay
34:21 <iBiZa[Mobile]> a chatter box
34:24 <+Kelevra> james whooooooooooooo
34:28 <tozza[Mobile]> Shalom
34:33 <+Kelevra> I don't remember any james
34:37 <moohoo> Who's a chatterbox?
34:43 <iBiZa[Mobile]> sham wow
34:44 <moohoo> Its Spence
34:48 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
34:56 <moohoo> Sham
34:57 <tozza[Mobile]> Ull be sayin wow
34:58 <+Kelevra> spence the army dude?
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Welcome too the party
35:00 <moohoo> hi
35:02 <moohoo> No
35:13 <moohoo> I'm a slaught
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35:23 <moohoo> Fuck the. Army
35:24 <tozza[Mobile]> Skirmish
35:28 <+Kelevra> wow you mustn't have been someone special if I don't remember you
35:33 <moohoo> Hi sperminator
35:42 <+Kelevra> shit lol
35:45 <Skirmish> Evening tozza
35:52 <moohoo> Im zlined
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ATC - around the world la la la la
36:05 <+Kelevra> yeah so was I
36:06 Quit: AndroUser ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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36:09 <moohoo> But its fine
36:25 <moohoo> Now or an op?
36:26 <+Kelevra> the white guy?
36:32 <moohoo> How??
36:40 <+Kelevra> nah I was zlined upto last night
36:47 <+Kelevra> abuse and whatnot
36:50 <moohoo> Who lined u
36:55 <+Kelevra> lwaxana
36:57 <+Kelevra> you?
36:59 <moohoo> Yeah ok
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Curry heartburn great
37:08 <moohoo> Same I think
37:12 <tozza[Mobile]> No abuse here in the new melbourne no serious abuse towards others will be tolerated
37:18 <moohoo> How u get back on?
37:29 <moohoo> Lol tozza[Mobile]
37:29 <iBiZa[Mobile]> sbutup tozza j maggot
37:33 <+Kelevra> tozza I've been an op longer than you've ever used austnet
37:33 <iBiZa[Mobile]> fucking faggot
37:43 <+Kelevra> I know ownage in it's purest form
37:43 <iBiZa[Mobile]> nah kelvera
37:43 <iBiZa[Mobile]> tozza
37:47 <iBiZa[Mobile]> was here for a long time
37:55 <+Kelevra> :)
38:00 <+Kelevra> see shaun knows
38:00 <Sunbeam> fruit flavoured they are
38:00 <Sunbeam> just dunt take the pink one's they are my faves
38:08 <+Kelevra> I've even banned him
38:09 <+Kelevra> :)
38:10 <moohoo> Kelevra: I remember u
38:11 <+Kelevra> haha
38:18 <tozza[Mobile]> Hmm
38:21 <moohoo> Where's b1?
38:28 <moohoo> Did he die?
38:33 <+Kelevra> bastardly one?
38:35 <Sutekh> haha
38:37 <+Kelevra> possibly
38:38 <moohoo> Yeh
38:50 <+Kelevra> I know my shit!
38:58 <moohoo> Said He had the big e
39:00 <moohoo> lol @ curry heartburn
39:01 <Skirmish> You had better make sure you don't seriously abuse anyone otherwise breaker will ring your ISP.
39:19 <moohoo> Shuttup sperm
39:24 <moohoo> Gtfoh
39:29 <moohoo> Yfcsc
39:38 <Sutekh> You are all cunts... Ok i wasnt serious :D
40:08 <moohoo> Shuttup chris
40:23 <Sutekh> :(
40:55 <tozza[Mobile]> Now now
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
41:27 <Sutekh> *sniff*
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Beer o clock 2 hours
42:06 <iBiZa[Mobile]> anyone ever been to the black opal
42:27 <+Kelevra> I bet you've fucked a pro named that.
42:29 <tozza[Mobile]> In dnady?
42:33 <tozza[Mobile]> Dandy
43:01 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Dandenong finest brothel
43:06 <+Kelevra> lol
43:16 <+Kelevra> I knew it was something fucked up
43:41 <tozza[Mobile]> 3 methheads open 24 hrs
43:49 <+Kelevra> lol
43:57 <+Kelevra> sounds about right for dandy
44:00 <moohoo> what ya making?
44:44 Join: Pat ([email protected]) to #melbourne
44:58 <tozza[Mobile]> Think im gonna smash o some pancakes when i get home
45:03 <tozza[Mobile]> Ey pat wb
45:09 <Pat> ty
45:21 <moohoo> Sutekh: me off Chris
45:44 <Sutekh> you wish
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> cake!
46:07 <Sutekh> got $2?
46:11 <tozza[Mobile]> Jellyfish
46:42 <tozza[Mobile]> I got $1 if that helps
46:46 <Sutekh> you still think im that cat lover hey
46:52 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I once had a pro
46:55 <iBiZa[Mobile]> who sucked me
47:01 <iBiZa[Mobile]> and took her teeth out
47:04 <iBiZa[Mobile]> at the black opal
47:22 <tozza[Mobile]> Gumjob ileen
47:42 <Pat> lol
48:00 <moohoo> big bang theory
48:13 <Pat> could suck a golfball through thirty meters of garden hose
48:36 <tozza[Mobile]> Suck the chrome off a towbar
48:41 <Pat> lol
49:48 <tozza[Mobile]> Radio has been terrible tonight
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50:31 <tozza[Mobile]> I heard the transmission of fm is gonna stop broadcasting soon
50:43 <tozza[Mobile]> Fucks everyone over with radios in the car
50:55 <tozza[Mobile]> I guess ppl aux or bluetooth anyway these days
51:00 <matt> what a time to be alive
51:28 <moohoo> Goodnight piss
51:32 <iBiZa> night
52:00 <moohoo> Night ishiza
52:00 <moohoo> sure is
52:57 <moohoo> Jeez the junkies are going off in dandenong tonight lolol
53:00 <moohoo> imagine being born 200 years from now......
53:08 <moohoo> Loud freaks
53:30 Quit: iBiZa ([email protected]) Quit:
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol fuck yeh
54:57 Quit: tozza[Mobile] ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
55:00 <moohoo> imagine the printers
55:00 <moohoo> and the women
55:00 <moohoo> oooh
55:00 <moohoo> people are getting better looking
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Digital billboards are everywhere now
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55:24 Quit: iBiZa ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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55:42 <tozza[Mobile]> Latahz and wb iBiZa
55:42 Part: moohoo ([email protected]) from #melbourne
57:00 <moohoo> will be like holograms soon
57:00 <moohoo> lmao
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Good i wont have too print the fuckers
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sick of dumb machine issues 
59:43 <iBiZa> mmm
59:54 <iBiZa> wtf
00:09 <iBiZa> you kunts are so fkn quiet
00:24 <+Kelevra> stfu you were stagnant
01:21 <iBiZa> allah akbar
01:36 <Sutekh> haha no dramas to talk about?
01:48 <breaker> Speaking of abuse..
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> rashmanadon hows it goin
02:00 <rashmanadon> Good mate how about you
02:39 <+Kelevra> what abuse?
02:41 <+Kelevra> >.>
02:41 Kick: Skirmish was kicked by ChanOP ([breaker] You can tone down your language thanks)
02:48 <+Kelevra> oh lordy
03:00 <rashmanadon> A/s/l? Lol
03:13 <tozza[Mobile]> Im leaving notes about the machines for thr workers in the morning
03:52 Join: Skirmish ([email protected]) to #melbourne
03:56 <Skirmish> hahahahaha
04:03 <Skirmish> What language?
04:58 <+Kelevra> yeah Skirmish is fun to rile
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]>    12 m blackops 2 in my stepdads gameroom
05:18 <Skirmish> I don't know how that works out for anyone since I never 'rile'.
05:24 <+Kelevra> his 'job' and 'life' are to seem 'epic'
05:54 <tozza[Mobile]> Whos?
05:59 <+Kelevra> eh you're just a fkn nutcase Skirmish but I'll withstand your existance
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I remember your nickname
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> From early 00s
06:00 <rashmanadon> Oh sweet I'm 99/transvestite/brazil
06:00 <rashmanadon> Lol in chaddy and skitzos
06:12 <+Kelevra> online.
06:28 <Skirmish> I have a job and I am happy with my life. I need to be cut down! CUT ME DOWN!
06:57 <+Kelevra> just looking at your pics and you don't need any cutting down
07:00 <rashmanadon> I always got tozza n tezza mixed
07:00 <moohoo> lol chadstone?
07:12 <+Kelevra> it's excellent that you have a job and life.
07:15 <Skirmish> I still find it weird that people save other peoples pics.
07:32 <+Kelevra> I don't have to save pics
07:37 <Skirmish> I can understand having a look ... but saving strangers to your pc ... weird.
07:49 <+Kelevra> photographic memory of an elephant.
08:00 <+Kelevra> :)
08:00 <rashmanadon> Yup
08:00 <moohoo> mad
08:00 <rashmanadon> You used to be in there?
08:01 <Skirmish> I see.
08:05 <Sutekh> doesnt everyone on irc look like the elephant man?
08:15 <+Kelevra> anyway moving along.
08:21 <tozza[Mobile]> Not me i look like fabio
08:24 <Skirmish> Depends who you ask Sutekh and when you ask it.
08:30 <tozza[Mobile]> I cant believe its not butter
08:31 <+Kelevra> Sutekh shit id that just you?
08:36 <Sutekh> haha
09:00 <rashmanadon> 12,1:)
09:00 <rashmanadon> 01012,0oh that was horrible
09:00 <rashmanadon> That's nicer
09:00 <rashmanadon> Ugh gotta do it every time fugg dat
09:19 <+Kelevra> iBiZa has given me time to lose my ops it's sure to happen
09:23 <+Kelevra> :)
11:09 <tozza[Mobile]> Gonna go bomb the work toilets with todays pint and parma from lunch
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh man thats it
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I was a op for chadstone back in the days
12:04 <Pat> lol
12:06 <breaker> http://www.fabioifc.com/Bookcover_plus/mousepad_shot_fabio.2.jpg
12:21 <tozza[Mobile]> Prob yesterday's butter chicken aswell
12:44 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeah breaker thats me on a mousepad
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Welcome B-rad 
13:03 <iBiZa> lol at that mousepad
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14:00 <Sutekh> iBiZa likes to shock, ppl are apparently shocked at who is ops
14:00 <rashmanadon> Lol same
14:06 <breaker> I have one of those pined to the back of my toilet door.
14:39 <Nice1> iBiZa is alright. Dont worry about that
15:01 <Sutekh> breaker, nice NoteOp btw
15:03 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb nice1
15:09 <Nice1> hi there!
15:39 <Nice1> been waiting 1 hour for dumbass iinet to phone me back to fix up up my internet
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15:51 <Nice1> and still waiting
15:56 <Pat> oh shit i was thinking of joining up with them
16:00 <iBiZa> hi
16:00 <iBiZa> ras
16:00 <rashmanadon> Who are you
16:00 <rashmanadon> :P
16:00 <iBiZa> rash do u still have a pc
16:00 <rashmanadon> Nah just laptop
16:00 <iBiZa> good
16:00 <iBiZa> make zure u download morc lol
16:00 <rashmanadon> I am never on it haha
16:02 <Pat> for the NBN on the 20th
16:03 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb partay
16:18 <breaker> Thanks :)
17:00 <iBiZa> hahhaa
17:00 <iBiZa> how is androirc
17:00 <rashmanadon> It's used for work or porn
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
17:00 <rashmanadon> It's ok.  Bright.
17:18 <Nice1> they got really shit reviews
17:24 <Pat> i thought they have good support, damn
17:31 <Pat> :(
17:41 <Pat> i'll try telstra then i guess
17:46 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vv Nice1 Pat
17:47 <Nice1> errr even worse
17:51 <Pat> ahh
18:00 <iBiZa> i think it has ghemes
18:00 <iBiZa> themez
18:03 <Pat> i'm with optus at the moment and they are terrible
18:17 <Pat> 1mbps downloads during peak hours
18:31 <Nice1> yeah they are all terrible
19:00 <Pat> sucks
19:00 <rashmanadon> Gayez
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19:25 <Pat> is it at least australian support guys
19:25 <Dynamike> Sup
19:30 <Pat> with iinet?
19:32 <iBiZa> yo
19:35 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah
19:48 <tozza[Mobile]> Dynamike scar non
20:04 <Dynamike> Tozza staying fresh
20:13 <tozza[Mobile]> Word
20:18 <Dynamike> Didn't realise this was still active
20:19 <iBiZa> tozza
20:21 <iBiZa> come to the club on saturday
20:23 <iBiZa> you can see dynamike
20:23 <iBiZa> dj
20:41 <Dynamike> Wicky wicky drinky drinky
20:42 <tozza[Mobile]> Im broke as fuck
21:00 <iBiZa> hows home hoing brenton
21:00 <rashmanadon> Yeah pretty sweet man. Almost been in this place 3 months. You?
21:07 <partay> Ahhhh
21:24 * partay is coming to you live from my pool
21:31 <tozza[Mobile]> That parma just destroyed the toilets
21:44 <tozza[Mobile]> Feel sorry for who goes in there next
21:48 <partay> tozza lactose intolerant ?
21:55 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah
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22:19 <tozza[Mobile]> Very humid in the factory
22:32 <breaker> Rate your toilet smell
22:39 <partay> intensify the destruction
23:00 <iBiZa> hectic furnitufr shopping
23:02 <Dynamike> Cheesy is the best way
23:03 <tozza[Mobile]> I cant uncan only rate others
23:05 <iBiZa> mmm
23:07 <iBiZa> cheese crust
23:22 <tozza[Mobile]> Sounds like a dirty asshole
23:45 Part: Sunbeam ([email protected]) from #melbourne
24:05 <Dynamike> A cheesy hemoroid is my favourite past time
24:11 <tozza[Mobile]> Top 20 rate my poo
25:00 <rashmanadon> So friggen expensive gey
25:00 <rashmanadon> Wwhat you looking for
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26:57 <iBiZa> i feel like jerking off to gay porno
27:00 <Skirmish> I think I have a thing for watches like women have a thing for shoes. 
27:00 <iBiZa> ldt me tfy n comnect via my fone
27:00 <iBiZa> im rdp atm form movile
27:03 <iBiZa> mmmm penis
27:06 <Hendrie[Mobile]> Fuck i ann
27:12 <partay> iBiZa thanks for sharing that
27:12 <tozza[Mobile]> I hope that is in the mircstats
27:22 Quit: Hendrie ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving...
27:26 <iBiZa> has anyone done that ?
27:29 Join: Hendrie ([email protected]) to #melbourne
27:38 <iBiZa> pls let me know what it feels like
28:20 <Sutekh> watched gay porn?
29:00 <rashmanadon> Wtf lol
29:19 <iBiZa> yees
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30:44 <iBiZa> Ok
30:47 <iBiZa> i just connected about
30:48 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb AndroUser [-cOnDoMhEaD-] Breeza
30:48 <iBiZa> 7 of my staff here
30:57 <iBiZa> breeza is a real female
30:59 <iBiZa> rest are male
31:00 <iBiZa> trying go get connecfed on my pbone
31:00 <iBiZa> im talking cia a remote app on my fone to my deskgop
31:14 <iBiZa> we now have a ratio of 49 males, and 2 females
31:14 <Nice1> uneven ratio huh
31:15 <iBiZa> orgy!
31:46 <tozza[Mobile]> If we run out of holes i have a knife
31:54 <Sutekh> yeah, all the women left
32:00 <Skirmish> That's dedication to irc. 
32:18 <Sutekh> got old
33:00 <rashmanadon> Haha I seee
33:11 <tozza[Mobile]> I gonna print a huge mirc logo banner for fun ill
33:19 <tozza[Mobile]> Say its a calibration and colour test
34:00 <Skirmish> http://www.legear.com.au/Suunto-Core-Graphite-Crush  <--- I think this is a sexy watch. 
34:18 <iBiZa> do
34:24 <breaker> And show us
34:26 <iBiZa> mirc logo #Melbourne irc.austnet.org
34:32 <iBiZa> and hang it off the monash freeway
34:34 <iBiZa> on a monday morning
34:36 <iBiZa> wht do u rkn???
34:37 <iBiZa> lol
34:38 <breaker> haha
34:49 <iBiZa> take spamn to a new level
34:53 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha maybe at a trainstation
34:53 <iBiZa> breaker
34:57 <iBiZa> Breeza you slut
34:58 <iBiZa> say something
35:22 <breaker> Hi Breeza and welcome :)
35:31 <partay> tozza im about to rival your porcelin peeler
35:44 <Breeza> Hi guys
35:53 <iBiZa> breeza
35:56 <iBiZa> send numphawn in the office
35:58 <iBiZa> so i can connet her fone
35:59 <iBiZa> here
35:59 <tozza[Mobile]> partay: i wish you luck brother
36:00 <iBiZa> lol
36:18 <tozza[Mobile]> Breeza how r ya
36:30 <Breeza> No dramas - she's on her way
36:36 <iBiZa> LOL
36:53 <iBiZa> BETTER FOR STAFF
36:55 <iBiZa> who have android fones
37:00 <iBiZa> nice
37:00 <iBiZa> rash when are u getting married
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39:24 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuck almost fell off the chair
39:45 <tozza[Mobile]> Has a missing wheel fuckin death trap
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Need 1200 who wants to loan it too me
41:00 <slower> only have a 5000 note
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41:29 <ThaiGirl21> Hi
41:33 <tozza[Mobile]> Welcome
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41:38 <iBiZa> hello welcum
41:40 <iBiZa> Fennec_Fox
41:41 <iBiZa> drive by?
42:00 <slower> i meant 15000
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol thatll do
42:00 <Skirmish> I do my best to not lend money to strangers on the internet. 
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ill give ya the change
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im no stranger in tozza
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im"
42:00 <slower> dont think you could afford the %
42:01 * iBiZa slaps ThaiGirl21 around a bit with a large trout
42:08 Part: Fennec_Fox ([email protected]) from #melbourne
42:11 <Nice1> Fennec_Fox gets upset if you dont cyber with him
42:28 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol i have heard this from others
42:31 Join: Bon ([email protected]) to #melbourne
42:40 <Nice1> heh
42:50 <tozza[Mobile]> Welcome bon
42:59 <Bon> Thanks
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
43:00 <slower> interest
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Paying off things till march is really killing my impulsive spending habit
43:06 <Nice1> hi bonnie
43:16 <Bon> I'm not bonnie
43:28 <Bon> I'm Bon
43:55 <Nice1> bonfire
44:09 <tozza[Mobile]> Awesome track from knife party
44:23 <+Kelevra> you are Bonny
44:41 <+Kelevra> [22:42:31] * Bon ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
44:44 <Bon> That's right
44:45 <+Kelevra> hahaha
45:00 <slower> have my own probles, should i sleep in the lounge, as its the only room with ac
45:00 <rashmanadon> Nah she'll be right ibiza lol
45:00 <slower> 29c overnight
45:25 <+Kelevra> Anna maybe you should've changed from foxy to something else..
45:31 <Bon> I'm not Bonnie tho.. that's a misspelling of my nick
45:34 <+Kelevra> you could've fooled someone
45:59 <Bon> I'm not trying to hide.. i have nothing to hide
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Welcome Hendrie 
46:47 <Bon> I simply don't like my nick spelt wrong
46:48 <tozza[Mobile]> Brb
47:00 <iBiZa> hendrie
47:00 <Hendrie> Yola
47:00 <iBiZa> guess what im doing right now
47:00 <slower> stealing money from someone?
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Watching precilla
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> However it spelt
47:28 <+Kelevra> Why would you come on under the nickname 'Bon'?
47:59 <Bon> Because I'm not home.. I'm on my mobile
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Priscilla
48:00 <Hendrie> Eating a kebab.
48:00 <iBiZa> watching dyna put a bed together for 3hrs
48:00 <Hendrie> .....
48:00 <iBiZa> no we did that eRlier
48:24 <Bon> Can't use my normal nick on phone
49:00 <Hendrie> I thought you were going to pay someone who knew what they were doing lol
49:00 <iBiZa> this is a temp emergsncy bad
49:00 <Hendrie> Ahhh lol
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Id have done it for 1200 bucks
49:46 <+Kelevra> hokai
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51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bbs
51:00 <iBiZa> ok
51:00 <rashmanadon> Lol
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53:29 <iBiZa> WB BREEZA
53:32 <Breeza> The Thai girl
53:36 <breaker> [09/02/2017 22:42:13] (Nice1): Fennec_Fox gets upset if you dont cyber with him <--- You better get cybering then hey.
53:37 <Breeza> Is down 😏
53:37 <iBiZa> HI ThaiGirl21 A/S/L
53:48 <iBiZa> IS BON, IS GOOD
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54:02 <Bon> Hi iBiZa
54:26 Quit: AndroUser2 ([email protected]) Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )
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57:29 <breaker> Id would say she doesn't have her 'phone' setup as Bonny and to /oper Bonny pass ... doesn't trust her own phone on AustNet.
58:07 * partay fondles Kelevra
58:51 <tozza[Mobile]> :0
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So...
00:10 <Bon> That's not the case breaker.. i cant use my normal nick cos the host doesn't match on here
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00:34 <Bon> At home or use optus.. phone is vodafone
00:39 <breaker> But you're an Oper.. you can change/add that.
01:23 <Bon> My opers is set up with my home net not mobile.. different isps
02:00 <morty> finally
02:14 <+Kelevra> haha
02:18 <+Kelevra> what a joke
02:22 <Bon> And I don't remember the password to my nick.. hence using bon
02:30 <+Kelevra> good joke Anna. stop trolling
02:41 <breaker> [09/02/2017 22:57:30] (breaker): Id would say she doesn't have her 'phone' setup as Bonny and to /oper Bonny pass ... doesn't trust her own phone on AustNet.
02:47 <Bon> Ask gremlinz
02:49 <+Kelevra> anywho I'm going to watch top gun :P
03:38 <breaker> An Oper can do anything and everything.
03:41 <Bon> Ok breaker your right and I'm wrong.. don't give a shit what you think
04:55 Nick: Bon is now known as op
05:03 <breaker> obviously you do.. you're trying to argue with me.
05:08 Nick: op is now known as Bon
05:38 <iBiZa> gremlinz is a homo
05:40 <iBiZa> but a good homo :P
05:44 <iBiZa> i wasn't a homo
05:44 <Skirmish> lol
05:47 <iBiZa> but i am willing to learn
05:47 <iBiZa> :P
06:18 <iBiZa> sup Kelevra
06:23 <iBiZa> sup Bon
06:52 <iBiZa> tozza: are you a homosexual
06:55 <iBiZa> what movie is that line from.. :P
07:15 <partay> Stripes
07:21 <iBiZa> yes!
07:23 <iBiZa> partay
07:26 <iBiZa> `set oprestrict off
07:27 <iBiZa> `op partay
07:28 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o partay
07:28 <partay> BAM
07:29 <iBiZa> good job
07:37 <iBiZa> `set oprestrict on
07:46 <iBiZa> don'[t know who u are
07:48 <iBiZa> but with that knowledge
07:50 <iBiZa> u deserve ops
07:55 <breaker> hehe
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Whats happening morty 
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wheres rick
08:07 <iBiZa> #melbourne is the channel for the PEOPLE
08:10 <iBiZa> xoxoxo
08:33 <Skirmish> Make #melbourne great again.
08:40 <iBiZa> yes
08:42 <iBiZa> but donald dump
08:42 <iBiZa> aint here
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08:56 Quit: Nice1 ([email protected]) Quit: TooTired4Irc
09:00 <morty> can't wait 4 season 3
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Is a kool show
10:00 <morty> Ohh yea, you gotta get schwifty.
10:09 <tozza[Mobile]> 11:11 make a wisj
10:16 <Bon> Yes I make a good troll.. rolls eyes
10:43 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
10:48 <tozza[Mobile]> Omg iBiZa
10:51 <Skirmish> lol poor bon is copping it tonight.
11:12 <breaker> Don't roll them too much.. you wont be able to catch them.
11:55 <iBiZa> lol tozza
11:57 <iBiZa> u queer
12:00 <Skirmish> hahahaha rick and morty rock. 
12:00 <Skirmish> COCKS OUT TILL RICKS OUT! 
13:00 <couleurs> :)
14:12 * iBiZa think Bon is an imposter
17:19 Quit: aliasd ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
17:32 <iBiZa> yes
18:49 Quit: Bon ([email protected]) Quit: Bye
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb kelevra 
20:00 <astrofloss> www.twitch.tv/exbc
21:00 <astrofloss> lets drink
22:56 <breaker> LOL
23:10 <+Kelevra> nah that was Bonny
23:11 <breaker> Bye
23:17 <breaker> BYE
23:23 Join: Spunkyguy ([email protected]) to #melbourne
23:23 <+Kelevra> aka Anna
23:25 <breaker> BYE
23:49 <+Kelevra> anywho I'm watching top gun, i'll bb in the morning darlings
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Will do in 15 mins
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hows it goin floss
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb nice1
24:00 <Nice1> hi tozza
24:00 <Nice1> tozza[Mobile]
24:03 <tozza[Mobile]> Night
24:03 <breaker> ToPGuNz
24:21 <tozza[Mobile]> Im just waiting to clock off then ill watch gun videos on youtube lol
24:25 <+Kelevra> oh and l00peydog is student or beehhh I think
24:34 <+Kelevra> anywho have fun sluts
24:37 <breaker> j00 caNz B MaH FaGMaN AnYtiMe
24:50 <breaker> BuLLsHiT.. j00 caN B MiNe
25:31 <breaker> loopydog is neither
26:32 <breaker> He may use their nicks from time to time.. cause he has a hard time cracking a fat.. so he wants to try someone else wEEneR.
30:58 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey party did u crack the bowl?
32:53 Quit: Glenn ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Partay time
33:17 Join: Damian_ ([email protected]) to #melbourne
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 2 mins till clock off
34:08 Join: Dynamike ([email protected]) to #melbourne
34:14 <tozza[Mobile]> I gottah smash the bogs again
34:17 <Dynamike> Sup hendrie
34:25 Quit: Dynamike ([email protected]) Quit: Mutter: www.mutterirc.com
35:00 <Nice1> hmmm
35:00 <partay> wow dude thats  along day
35:00 <Nice1> I reckon
35:00 <partay> slave labour
35:00 <partay> contact your union
35:00 <james> Hi partgay
36:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> fuck me dead
36:00 <partay> lol james... and no you can't 
36:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> 13,1huwossss
36:00 <james> Wouldnt fuck u alive ibiza
36:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> 12,5how are u guys
36:00 <james> Good
36:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> james
36:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> which makes are u
36:00 <james> Huh
37:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> bond
37:00 <james> Yeah lol
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]>  I thoight moohoo was james also
37:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> zardoz
37:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> sup
37:00 <james> I am moohoo
37:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hendrie you still here
38:00 <james> Hehehe
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Brb
42:00 <MzHsV> LoL
43:00 <Sutekh> vr00m vr00m
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey damian
46:13 Join: Student ([email protected]) to #melbourne
46:16 <Student> Greetings
47:00 <breaker> Hi Lisa, welcome :)
47:00 <partay> and then lisa licked it all off 
47:00 <Kelevra> melanie licks nothing
47:00 <Kelevra> srsly
47:00 <james> Partgay
47:00 <james> How r ya
47:00 <partay> james... still no 
48:00 <james> Lol
48:00 <Kelevra> james you must be fkn ghey yourself.
48:01 Join: aliasd ([email protected]) to #melbourne
48:22 <tozza> hey student
49:00 <james> Doubt it foolio
49:00 <james> Just because u want the hiney
50:24 Quit: Student ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
50:36 Join: Bon ([email protected]) to #melbourne
50:38 Quit: Acem ([email protected]) Connection closed
51:00 <lisa> hey
51:00 <lisa> thanks
51:00 <Kelevra> hiney?
51:00 <lisa> for the welcome
51:00 <james> Arse
52:00 <lisa> arse. indeed.
52:00 <Kelevra> I have ass of mine another special persons
52:00 <Kelevra> why do i need more, idiot?
53:00 <james> Lisa its your birthdayyy
53:00 <lisa> melbourne born and bred here, but live in qld now,
53:00 <lisa> because why not really
53:00 <morty> sames
53:00 <lisa> james: that joke was old in 2002
53:00 <lisa> morty: really?
53:00 <Sutekh> lisa doesnt like swearing guys
53:00 <lisa> rubbish
53:00 <james> Happy birthday lisaaaa
53:00 <morty> maybe, are you hot?
54:00 <lisa> i think the c word is excessive in a public channel
54:00 <lisa> lol
54:00 <Sutekh> dont say cunt or anything offensive ;p
54:00 <Kelevra> lol @ lisa
54:00 <james> Shuttupncunt
54:00 <Kelevra> orly cunt
54:00 <james> Sook
54:00 <lisa> i just finished telling people i resemble a wild boar
54:00 <lisa> i see.
54:00 <james> Noice
54:30 <breaker> Welcome back Bonny love :)
55:00 <lisa> anyway, cheers
55:00 <lisa> it's beer o'clock
55:16 <Bon> Thank you
57:45 Quit: [-cOnDoMhEaD-] ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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58:00 <Damian_> hey guys
58:06 <Damian_> happy thurday
58:08 Join: [-cOnDoMhEaD-] ([email protected]) to #melbourne
58:12 <Damian_> thursday
58:15 Join: AndroUser ([email protected]) to #melbourne
58:42 <Damian_> why is my name Damian
59:32 Quit: tozza[Mobile] ([email protected]) Quit: hadouken
59:43 Nick: Damian_ is now known as Astrofloss
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