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01:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza[Mobile]: when you plug in a sunrisemicro universal credit board, does the led come on and stay on?
07:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza[Mobile]: when power is applied?
19:00 <lisa> what a crap night
19:00 <lisa> had the night off work but ended up having to take my dog in there anyway because of spinal pain
19:00 <lisa> fml
21:00 <lols> hi lisa
22:00 <lols> thats no good
24:00 <lols> lisa what type dog u have
25:00 <lols> small big
25:00 <lols> ?
26:00 <lisa> big
26:00 <lols> cool
27:00 <Tim-Sim> took your dog to work? do you work at a vet?
27:00 <lols> u a night owl?
27:00 <lisa> yeah emergency vet
27:00 <Tim-Sim> cool
27:00 <Tim-Sim> my sisters dog likes to eat leggo
27:00 <lisa> hope his drugs kick in soon
28:00 <lols> :(
28:00 <lisa> yeah lots of dogs like to eat lots of weird things
28:00 <lisa> the trick is not to leave anything around heh
28:00 <lols> :)
28:00 <Tim-Sim> yes, they learnt that the hard way
28:00 <Nice1> ayyyy Serenity wake up!
28:00 <lols> i need headache drugs
29:00 <Nice1> shes gonna take over this channel I know it
29:00 <Nice1> thats why shes back
29:00 <steven> its not her
29:00 <Tim-Sim> I was sorting some leggo out for them this afternoon, making all the pieces were there then 'ol Rocco comes up and starts licking my berad
29:00 <steven> how dumb are you
29:00 <Nice1> not dumb at all
30:00 <steven> HAHA
30:00 <steven> <Serenity> apparently they think i am someone else that used to come on here?
30:00 <steven> can you read?
30:00 <Nice1> not really
30:00 <lisa> yeah it's not
30:00 <lisa> it's dinola
30:00 <lisa> same host
30:00 <steven> yep
30:00 <Nice1> maybe thats her new name
30:00 <lisa> kinda obv
31:00 <steven> why did she say everythinks she is someone who used to come here?
31:00 <steven> she/he
31:00 <Nice1> shes on the perth channel...she loves that one
31:00 <steven> wiw
31:00 <lisa> god ppl are gullible
31:00 <steven> wow
31:00 <Nice1> yes thats right
31:00 <lisa> these baby trolls can get away with anything
31:00 <Nice1> true!
32:00 <Goldspade> hello guys
32:00 <Goldspade> its been a while but im back
32:00 <lisa> OMG IT'S GOLDSPADE
32:00 <Goldspade> yes yes
32:00 <Goldspade> 1 by 1 plz !
32:00 <Nice1> steven if you are too dumb to realise that I am having you on
32:00 <lisa> it IS you isn't it Goldspade?
32:00 <Nice1> then you are too dumb
32:00 <Student> Greetings
32:00 <Goldspade> yes im back
32:00 <lisa> you wouldn't lie to me would you?
32:00 <Goldspade> hello Student!
32:00 <Goldspade> no not at all im the original Goldspade!
32:00 <Nice1> steven you are too dumb for irc
32:00 <lisa> well then, it MUST be true
33:00 <steven> coming from you lolly1
33:00 <steven> lols
33:00 <Nice1> steven is 2dum4irc
33:00 <steven> you 2 dumb for IGA
33:00 <Nice1> lol
33:00 <Nice1> probably
33:00 <Nice1> nm
33:00 <lisa> my poor hound
33:00 <steven> hope serenity gets this channel back and you get banned once again LOL!
33:00 <lisa> he's probably gonna have spinal surgery on monday
33:00 <lisa> sigh
33:00 <steven> :~(
34:00 <steven> bbs
34:00 <Nice1> its a 24 sex party
34:00 <Tim-Sim> lisa: what is wrong with his/her spine?
34:00 <Nice1> so why not
34:00 <Tim-Sim> oh he
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yo
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How r we all
34:00 <lisa> probably a herniated disc
34:00 <lisa> have to do a CT scan on monday
34:00 <Nice1> oh dear
34:00 <Tim-Sim> good thanks tozza[Mobile], about time you came on, I have a question for you
34:00 <Nice1> so many fans!
35:00 <Nice1> 2manyfans4irc
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Shoot
35:00 <Tim-Sim> lisa: how did that happen?
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh no lisa
35:00 <lisa> he ran full speed into a closed glass door just over a year ago, that was probably the original injury
35:00 <Tim-Sim> hats of to vets, they do soooooo much more than Drs
35:00 <lisa> he was ok since then til january
35:00 <lisa> and then again tonight
36:00 <Tim-Sim> he might need a back brace
36:00 <lisa> so it's probably time for surgery, conservative mgmt isn't cutting it
36:00 <Tim-Sim> oh
36:00 <lisa> Tim-Sim: yeah you're right about that
36:00 <lisa> but mostly we just get complaints because we actually have to charge money for what we do
37:00 <lisa> doctors only need to know one species
37:00 <lisa> so easy heh
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tim whats your question
37:00 <lisa> so yeah sad face. i'm drinking now to drown my sorrows
38:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza[Mobile]: when you plug in a sunrisemicro universal credit board, does the little led on it stay lit?
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lucky you lisa i got nothing
39:00 <lisa> yes lucky me
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Well besides why u need too drown your sorrow 
39:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza[Mobile]: do you have any sunrisemicro universal credit boards in any of your machines?
39:00 <Student> :)
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I think i do
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> But it isnt doing anything as i dont hve 4 players connected 
41:00 <Tim-Sim> same here, I think I may have fried mine some time ago, I am trying to get it working with the mame cabinet
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Your talking for a big simpsons or tmnt or something yeh
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just bypass it
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wire thr coin microwitch to the jpac
42:00 <Tim-Sim> when the universal board is configured in 4 player mode, it counts the credits up and displays them on a 2 digit display, then decrements the count when a player credit is used
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its so it dosent need 4 individual coin slots for player selec
43:00 <Tim-Sim> I was hoping to get the NRI coin mech, unversal credit board and 2 digit display working 
43:00 <Tim-Sim> yes tozza, and that will come in handy when going in and out of games on mame without losing the credit count
44:00 <Tim-Sim> ya feel mne?
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I can play 4 player games u just select what char or change in game settings to input a shortcut command for which ever 1 to 4
45:00 <Tim-Sim> I have a few coin mechs, interfaceing them to the j-pac works but I was hoping to utilize the uni board
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Like my shortcut for coins is hold player 2 and tap the first button
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I mean player 1
46:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah, I have buttons mounted on the front that are linked to credit and 1p/2p start etc. that is not what I am trying to achieve though
47:00 <Tim-Sim> I might end up programming a pic micro controller to do it, or buy a new uni board
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ok well im unsure as that board of mine isnt even plugged in
47:00 <Tim-Sim> atm I am trying to establish whether or not it is broken
47:00 <Tim-Sim> cool
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And im guessing the microswitchs have diffeent function 
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> In the board
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> On
48:00 <Tim-Sim> yes, changes modes etc.
48:00 <Tim-Sim> the dip switches
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yar dats it
49:00 <Tim-Sim> oh, btw, I bough an awesome gas strut padded bar stool from officeworks today, is very comfortable. might have to remove the wheels though
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sweet
49:00 <Tim-Sim> can adjust to the perfect height
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I so wanted the taito stools for my candy cab but japan wants too much for them
50:00 <Tim-Sim> got on streetfighter 2 hyper fight, changed the dips switch settings to the hardest level, had a mash, got a few perfect rounds
50:00 <Tim-Sim> did not even make it to Balrog
50:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha 
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ryu can be a cunt
51:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah, I have him sussed
51:00 <Tim-Sim> ie. when playing as ken or ryu
51:00 <Tim-Sim> I will have to take some videos 
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh 
51:00 <Student> I am champion with Ryu
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Guile and blanka aswell
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Student on level 10 arcade its pretty hard it was made too eat money lol
52:00 <Student> :)
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Think there is 10 stages of difficulty 
52:00 <Student> all right
53:00 <Tim-Sim> the SF2hf rom dips switches go from 0(easiest) to 8(hardest)
53:00 <Student> :-/
53:00 <Tim-Sim> sorry
53:00 <Tim-Sim> the SF2hf rom dips switches go from 0(easiest) to 7(hardest)
53:00 <Tim-Sim> which is 8 levels
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh 8 
54:00 <Tim-Sim> had a mash of SF2 rainbow edition too, just for laffs
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bootleg
55:00 <Tim-Sim> yep
55:00 <Student> variations to SF2 are bit funny 
56:00 <Tim-Sim> SF2ce is too slow for me, has to be HF
56:00 <Tim-Sim> same with Super SF2, has to be turbo
56:00 <Student> :)
56:00 <Student> i understand where you are going with that
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hyper was fast
57:00 <Tim-Sim> yep
58:00 <Tim-Sim> I recorded one vid just using mame, had high hopes of clocking it and posting it on youtubes, it was soooo intense man. as if the whole world was watching, reale intense
58:00 <Tim-Sim> like the old days
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I have a new challangers cps2 A + B board
58:00 <Tim-Sim> nice
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dont use it
59:00 <Tim-Sim> you should keep it, I would by it from you if I was not so paranoid
59:00 <Tim-Sim> I see people on here exchange details then before you know they are getting prank calls, death threats, stalkers and all that shit
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
00:00 <Tim-Sim> buy it
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fair enuff
00:00 <Tim-Sim> my spelling is atrocious 
01:00 <Tim-Sim> I would like a low boy with Double Dragon on it, that takes 20c pieces 
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh my buddy has that board
01:00 <beagle> i had a nintendo 3ds with street fighter and a ps3
01:00 <beagle> sold em
01:00 <beagle> now i have it on psp
01:00 <Tim-Sim> do you know if those 200 in 1 game packs for jammas work with coin mechs?
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Took dble drgn out for altered beast
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> They sure do
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its wired for jamma  so yeh
02:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah, that is the other one I was thinking of, altered beast, they both go together for me
03:00 <Tim-Sim> a low boy with a multi game jamma, with the old style stainless steel coin fascia that accepts 20c pieces, 3 button games max
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I wanna start getting a few antique "penny arcade" pieces now
03:00 <Tim-Sim> would be my second machine
03:00 <Tim-Sim> what are they?
04:00 <Tim-Sim> for example?
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=penny+arcade+machines&client=safari&hl=en-au&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiT-eSJ6JnSAhUCi7wKHQWEDEgQ_AUIBygB&biw=375&bih=559
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im actually aiming for some pinballs from the 70s
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I want a kings and queens and a capt fantastic
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> pullus
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Welcome 
07:00 <lisa> pullus pushus
07:00 <Tim-Sim> they are real old school
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh be nice to have
07:00 <Tim-Sim> if you have the room I spose and the money to burn, why not
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Well i dont but u need goals too achieve
08:00 <Tim-Sim> haha
08:00 <Tim-Sim> I have a thing for CRTs
08:00 <beagle> i still have a crt tv for spare
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Degauser
08:00 <Tim-Sim> same here beagle 
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I have 10 brand new 19" wells gardeners sealed in the factory box
09:00 <Tim-Sim> omg why????????
09:00 <Tim-Sim> and how?????????///
09:00 <Tim-Sim> jesus
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol cause we had 120'of them
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nos from a container 
10:00 <Tim-Sim> far out
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> As long as you dont have screen burn jomac can rejuvenate any crt and chassis
11:00 <Tim-Sim> what is jomac?
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> http://www.jomac.net.au/
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Your welcome lol
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Can repair your credit board 
14:00 <beagle> i paid $105 recently for a vintage shaver from melbourne
14:00 <beagle> on its way
14:00 <Tim-Sim> really?????
14:00 <beagle> yeah small fortune
14:00 <beagle> but saves me buying plastic razors if i can use it
15:00 <Tim-Sim> I see
15:00 <beagle> :D
16:00 <beagle> ill have to watch on youtube on how
16:00 <Tim-Sim> I bought a cutthroat type razor thing a while back that took razor inserts
16:00 <beagle> lol this one is 19th century
16:00 <Tim-Sim> use it twice, almost cut my face off
17:00 <beagle> yeah uh, maybe ill keep it for antique
17:00 <Tim-Sim> no I don't shave at all, haven't shaved since about may/june 2016 I think
17:00 <Tim-Sim> now
17:00 <Tim-Sim> you should at least try and use it once
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
18:00 <Tim-Sim> it's character building
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I want some memorabilia from the who
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Like a signed guitar or something
18:00 <Tim-Sim> like a darlek?
18:00 <Tim-Sim> oh
18:00 <Tim-Sim> I thought Dr WHo
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The who not dr who lmao
57:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza[Mobile]: it appears that the light on the uni board is behaving correctly, it only comoes on if a spark out has been triggered
57:00 <Tim-Sim> so all is not lost
57:00 <Tim-Sim> yet
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Contact jomac he is really good
59:00 <Tim-Sim> I will ask him if I don't get anywhere, there must be some tests I can do
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> You could ask AA but i hate the forum
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Full of dicks and weirdos
10:00 <Tim-Sim> once I establish the uni board is working, then I need to check the 2 digit display and the NRI coin mech
13:00 <Tim-Sim> i will be so happy if it works
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Same
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So.....
30:00 <tozzatest> hmm
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> System Info: Model: iPhone 6 Plus · iOS: 10.2.1 · RAM: 977 MB · Disk Space: 11.05 GB · GPU: PowerVR GX6450 · Screen Resolution (Portrait): 1920x1080 · Battery: 70% · Uptime: 3 days · Client: Mutter 1.9.1 (Build 1703119)
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
02:00 <Tim-Sim> the 2 digit display lights up
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mine does aswell
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> When i put coins
03:00 <Tim-Sim> does it coint up?
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
03:00 <Tim-Sim> there are 4 wires leading to it, 12v, gnd, clock and data
03:00 <Tim-Sim> which one is clock and which one is data?
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im not home i cant tell ya
05:00 <Tim-Sim> i will have to get the oscilloscope onto it tomorrow
05:00 <Tim-Sim> or pulse it with some clock signals
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> When i had a game elf in there that also worked with. The count leds
10:00 <Tim-Sim> some of these jamma wires have been snipped
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Aw great
11:00 <Tim-Sim> will need a new pcb edge connector and terminals
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol arent arcades fun
12:00 <Tim-Sim> lol.... ......................
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mhm
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tim im goin sleep
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Keep it keyzy
13:00 <Tim-Sim> ok
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Night dude
13:00 <Tim-Sim> NIte, thanks for your help
34:00 <MelbUser|24431> fucking LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Serenity
34:00 <MelbUser|24431> come back for more have you?
42:00 <DoC> lol
42:00 <DoC> thats not the real Serenity as far as i know
42:00 <DoC> that might be pollock or some idiot using her nick
49:00 <MelbUser|24431> its pullcock or mayo or a true loser
49:00 <MelbUser|24431> or darren beloiw
49:00 <MelbUser|24431> or kelevra
04:00 <MelbUser|24431> hi q{{
04:00 <q{{> hi MelbUser|24431 
04:00 <q{{> what up?
05:00 <q{{> may i have the pleasure of knowing what is on ur mind
06:00 <q{{> and who is u?
13:00 <MelbUser|24431> q{{ its breaker
13:00 <q{{> oh
14:00 <Lumeah3> Sup
24:00 <q{{> u have problem keeping same nick?
25:00 <Lumeah3> Yes
26:00 <q{{> at least i recognize ur nick Lumeah3 
26:00 <q{{> :D
26:00 <q{{> not some other enumerated ones
26:00 <q{{> or different nick all together
27:00 <Lumeah3> Lol true 
28:00 <q{{> got anything interesting Lumeah3?
29:00 <q{{> movies, books, comics, etc
29:00 <q{{> music?
42:00 <DoC> lol
42:00 <DoC> who is breaker?
47:00 <Lumeah3> Shadzy 
47:00 <Lumeah3> Dunno 
47:00 <shadsam> heya
55:00 <MelbUser|24431> shads is DoC
55:00 <MelbUser|24431> shads is name is wayne
14:00 <MelbUser|24431> DoC is a loser
14:00 <MelbUser|24431> Lumeah is a loser
14:00 <MelbUser|24431> xm is a loser
38:00 <tozza> IN A BLAHH BLAHH
38:00 <tozza> g sup cunt
38:00 <Agent> Some cunt called G just showed up
38:00 <b1rd> Property of AU gov now
38:00 <tozza> what a g
39:00 <b1rd> OG
39:00 <Agent> Who the fuck are you G
39:00 <Agent> IS YOUR NAME SIMON
39:00 <b1rd> he gangster
39:00 <Agent> Nah he's just not original
39:00 <tozza> hahaha
39:00 <b1rd> Lol
39:00 <Agent> Wait
39:00 <Agent> DISCOVERY
39:00 <Agent> THERE ARE TWO G'S HERE EH
39:00 <tozza> have a voic g u cunt
39:00 <b1rd> Coffee brb
39:00 <Agent> Coffee
39:00 <tozza> tozza and agent
39:00 <Agent> COFFEE
39:00 <Agent> Fuck that
40:00 <Agent> RED WINE
40:00 <tozza> mmhmm
40:00 <b1rd> Initiate wakeup routine!
40:00 <b1rd> Lol
40:00 <tozza> b1rd have some ghb
40:00 <b1rd> K
40:00 <tozza> 3ml bro
40:00 <Agent> Fuck
40:00 <Agent> What game should I play
40:00 <tozza> 9 bux aye
40:00 <b1rd> kk
40:00 <Agent> League of Legends at the end of a Friday night won't be good
40:00 <tozza> battletoads agent
40:00 <Agent> Hmmmmm battletoads
40:00 <tozza> love it 
40:00 <Agent> Nar I feel like playing something modern
41:00 <tozza> i get to level 9 with no lives lost
41:00 <Agent> Impossible
41:00 <tozza> then im fucke
41:00 <tozza> narr bro
41:00 <tozza> its a game of psttern
41:00 <Agent> I might have a go at some Mechwarrior Online
41:00 <Agent> The Americans will be up
41:00 <Agent> They take that game mad seriously
42:00 <Agent> It's good, you get some coordination and squad tactics rather than a free for all
42:00 <Agent> Orrrrrrr
42:00 <Agent> I am trying to do another playthrough of Skyrim
42:00 <Agent> But I'm getting bored of that
42:00 <tozza> hahah im goin too bedf man
42:00 <tozza> goodnight
42:00 <Agent> And i also have about 5 games I bought and installed and haven't even played yet.... I got an actual backlog queue of games to play
42:00 <Agent> Wait
42:00 <tozza> love u #melbourne
42:00 <Agent> Before you go
43:00 <tozza> waaaaaah
43:00 <tozza> hurry im pissedand i aint kiddingh
43:00 <Agent> Far Cry Primal, Life is Strange, Quantum Break, Watchdogs 2
43:00 <Agent> Pick one of those games for me
43:00 <Agent> That's my list of games I have but haven't started playing yet
44:00 <tozza> primal bro
44:00 <Agent> kk
44:00 <tozza> night
44:00 <Agent> Cover me, I'm going in
44:00 <Agent> Laters :P
44:00 <tozza> haha
45:00 <steven> im playing bo2
45:00 <Agent> bo2...
45:00 <Agent> Wassat
45:00 <steven> black ops 2
46:00 <steven> Call Of Duty
46:00 <Agent> I never really liked CoD
46:00 <Agent> I didn't mind the story mode, but once you've played it, that's it
46:00 <steven> story mode sucks
46:00 <steven> you cant talk shit in story mode
46:00 <steven> how boring
46:00 <Agent> Story mode's good for the story
46:00 <Agent> If you want to shoot cunts, there are MUCH better games
47:00 <steven> ok what are they ??
47:00 <Agent> Well there's exactly one FPS that stands alone and is far superior to others for multiplayer blasting cunts
47:00 <Agent> And that's Natural Selection 2
47:00 <Agent> If you've never heard of it, you now have a new favorite game. Go.
47:00 <steven> sounds like visual aids
47:00 <Agent> I'm afraid it's not
47:00 <Agent> It's a teamwork game though
48:00 <Agent> So if you wanna rambo and blast everyone, it's not a good pic
48:00 <steven> im a lone wolf
48:00 <Agent> Yeh ok
48:00 <Agent> Forget it
48:00 <steven> :}
48:00 <Agent> Lone wolves get shunned on that game
48:00 <Agent> Gotta be on the team or you're a liability
48:00 <steven> theres no I in team
48:00 <Agent> But there is an M and an E
48:00 <b1rd> Eta on coffee t + 30 seconsd
48:00 <steven> wrong oder
48:00 <steven> r
48:00 <b1rd> Brb
48:00 <Agent> So it's late, bird?
48:00 <b1rd> It is
48:00 <b1rd> Lol
48:00 <Agent> Homo
49:00 <Agent> Man
49:00 <b1rd> Not da instant tho
49:00 <Agent> I have too many fucking games
49:00 <Agent> I can't decide what to play
49:00 <Agent> Oh, I assumed
49:00 <b1rd> Play headfuck game ?
49:00 <b1rd> Lol
49:00 <Agent> Only homos eat that nescafe shit
49:00 <b1rd> Ircs
49:00 <b1rd> Tru
49:00 <Agent> True bro's drink actual coffee
49:00 <b1rd> It is a man axiom
49:00 <b1rd> Yes
49:00 <Agent> Correct weight
50:00 <b1rd> Indeed
50:00 <b1rd> Thestig
50:00 <b1rd> Word up son
50:00 <b1rd> Lol
51:00 <b1rd> Prep the stig for torture
51:00 <b1rd> :-)
53:00 <steven> lols
53:00 <steven> props tho
54:00 <b1rd> Is the stig ready to talk?
54:00 <b1rd> Lol
55:00 <b1rd> Psychological taunts 1st then onto the harder stuff lol
55:00 <b1rd> Word up pig pog thestig
07:00 <steven> just went 35-2
07:00 <steven> LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Night Melbourne 
13:00 <b1rd> found a recent pic of thestig 
13:00 <b1rd> http://imgur.com/a/I374E
14:00 <Agent> Looks like fucking Russel Brand
17:00 <b1rd> imgur has turned GAY overnight!?
41:00 <steven> lols
52:00 <b1rd> had the best shit
52:00 <b1rd> now to get ready for morning shenanigans
52:00 <b1rd> :-]
15:00 <b1rd> morning Lumeah 
15:00 <b1rd> switching to phone 
11:00 <b1rd> props tho
11:00 <b1rd> bro
41:00 <moohoo> Sup homos
53:00 <b1rd> oi
53:00 <b1rd> fkn
54:00 <b1rd> cooking beef
54:00 <b1rd> can't get bannd sydney again lol already still ban
54:00 <b1rd> :-]
57:00 <b1rd> where is everykun
57:00 <b1rd> wheres skirm
57:00 <b1rd> ? LOL
57:00 <b1rd> police protection ?
57:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOLOLOL
58:00 <b1rd> * [skirmish] End of WHOIS list.
58:00 <b1rd> LOL
11:00 <b1rd> props tho
11:00 <b1rd> bro
11:00 <moohoo> Sperminator
11:00 <b1rd> lol
11:00 <b1rd> lets get him!
12:00 <moohoo> U unbanned Sydney
12:00 <b1rd> lol yes?
35:00 <Kelevra> taco taco taco taco
39:00 <moohoo> Taco bell
41:00 <Kelevra> taco bill
41:00 <moohoo> Bell
41:00 <Kelevra> I don't know if I should get it for dinner.. I have a feeling i'll be shitting for days if I do
41:00 <lisa> morning Kelevra
41:00 <moohoo> Hi lisa
42:00 <lisa> make your own, homemade tacos are the bomb if you make fresh salsa
42:00 <Kelevra> morning lisa, how was your friday night? and how is today treating you?
42:00 <moohoo> Lol shitting is fun
42:00 <Kelevra> my homemade salsa sux badly
42:00 <lisa> i worked Kelevra
42:00 <lisa> work weekends so i'm backwards to most peeps
43:00 <q{{> it helps to have an assistance to help prep :D
44:00 <Kelevra> o0o0o0oer party during the week
44:00 <Kelevra> i see
44:00 <lisa> lazy day today until work tonight at 7
44:00 <lisa> :)
45:00 <lisa> i could seriously alter your whole perception of how good homemade tacos are with my salsa instructions
46:00 <lisa> and the best part is, since i can't cook for shit, it's just 4 ingredients that you chop up and mix together
46:00 <lisa> so let me know if you ever want ;)
46:00 <Kelevra> lol I couldn't remember airtaskers name so I typed 'people who do stuff for you for money' and I thought 'shit it'll come up with hookers for sure' but airtasker did come up
47:00 <lisa> lol yeah that sounds like a dangerous search
47:00 <Kelevra> what ingredience? I'll see if my friend trusts me to prepare tacos
47:00 <Kelevra> I trusted her with my fridge last night
48:00 <lisa> red onion, tomato, and cilantro
48:00 <Kelevra> I've never been more nervous with someone striking ice with a hammer and screw driver
48:00 <lisa> or coriander we call it here
48:00 <lisa> then mix in lime juice (it can be the bottle one)
48:00 <Kelevra> I was about to say is that tequilla or something lol
48:00 <lisa> that's IT and it's fabulous
49:00 <lisa> chop it all up real small
49:00 <lisa> like this  http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fypWVyqIMqw/Tmfrol-4V9I/AAAAAAAAAzw/kzVHhRHNSAI/s1600/PDG.jpg
49:00 <lisa> omg it tastes SO GOOD
49:00 <lisa> and i lived in san diego 20 minutes from the mexican border for almost a decade, so i know good mexican food :P
50:00 <Kelevra> fuck it i'm going to try it
50:00 <Kelevra> my ex hated corriander but I like it
50:00 <lisa> trust me, it's awesome
50:00 <lisa> roughly equal parts of the onion and tomato
50:00 <lisa> but you can't really do it wrong
50:00 <lisa> i don't measure anything just chuck it all in
50:00 <Kelevra> that looks so much nicer than that bottled shit
51:00 <Kelevra> old el paso crap
51:00 <lisa> it's the best thing you'll ever eat
51:00 <lisa> swear to god
51:00 <Kelevra> their bean dip salsa stuff makes me shit endlessly
51:00 <lisa> yeah that stuff is only good if you want extra heat
51:00 <q{{> i went over the border to tiuana
51:00 <q{{> the place stinks so bad
51:00 <lisa> some ppl but chili straight into this fresh salsa, but i hate chili
51:00 <lisa> it's called 'pico de gallo'
52:00 <q{{> also trash everywhere
52:00 <lisa> this fresh salsa
52:00 <lisa> yeah tijuana is a hole
52:00 <q{{> mexico isnt like that is it
52:00 <Kelevra> this looks fresher and nice, not slimey
52:00 <lisa> only went there once in 10 years, that was enough
52:00 <lisa> you have to go further south to find anywhere decent i hear
52:00 <lisa> it stays good in the fridge for like a week too
53:00 <Kelevra> o0o0o0oer
53:00 <lisa> you can tell me how i've changed your life tomorrow :D
53:00 <Kelevra> haha
53:00 <q{{> whats that mexican food with pulled pork?
53:00 <Kelevra> hrmmm air tasker seems like uber but more rapey
53:00 <lisa> i dunno i don't eat pork
54:00 <lisa> never used it Kelevra
54:00 <Kelevra> I wanted to use it for someone to go shops for me cause i feel lazy as a mofo
54:00 <Kelevra> but I have good reason, I've been up since 6 cleaning
55:00 <Kelevra> my daughter discovered the crisper in the fridge had chocolate mud cheesecake and easter eggs in it
55:00 <Kelevra> but seriously she's such a bitch she threw out half a box of noodle box i saved for lunch today
55:00 <Kelevra> WHO DOES THAT
55:00 <Kelevra> o.O
55:00 <lisa> omg
55:00 <lisa> sell her
56:00 <Kelevra> I know right
56:00 <Kelevra> little heathen
57:00 <lisa> god
57:00 <lisa> now i want tacos
57:00 <lisa> :/
59:00 <Kelevra> do it and let your farts do the talking at work
00:00 <lisa> heh nah, i'll wait til monday, then i can have leftovers all next week :D
01:00 <lisa> srsly though, it's SO easy to make that stuff, it kinda blew my mind. you'll love it
01:00 <Blyke> got a 100$ hangover
01:00 <q{{> pizza taste nicer
01:00 <Blyke> when all i had
01:00 <Blyke> was 6$
01:00 <q{{> put lots of toppings
01:00 <Blyke> got 50$
01:00 <Blyke> still
01:00 <Blyke> lols
01:00 <Kelevra> you could probably put it on nachos aswell
02:00 <moohoo_> I won 1100 last night
02:00 <Blyke> paid my parents back
02:00 <Blyke> 250$
02:00 <Blyke> from how much moohoo
02:00 <lisa> yeah anything mexicany :)
02:00 <moohoo_> lovely
02:00 <Blyke> i won 450$
02:00 <Blyke> from 6$
02:00 <Blyke> yesterday
02:00 <q{{> ppl only brag when they win
02:00 <q{{> they forget when they lose
02:00 <q{{> lol
03:00 <moohoo_> b1rd u got link again bro soz???
03:00 <Blyke> who has a 3fa
03:00 <Blyke> moohoo bring me sfa
03:00 <moohoo_> yess
03:00 <Blyke> 3fa
03:00 <moohoo_> come here
03:00 <Kelevra> my dad once gambled 1.2 in 3 days and lost bigtime
03:00 <Blyke> lol
03:00 <Blyke> im hung over
03:00 <moohoo_> million?
04:00 <Kelevra> yeah
04:00 <Kelevra> it was money from his mum passing
04:00 <lisa> doh
04:00 <Blyke> i would spend 1 million just to see lisa smile
04:00 <Kelevra> I never learnt how to gamble because of that
04:00 <lisa> yeah it always seemed a bit dumb to me
04:00 <lisa> i'd rather put cash in the bin
04:00 <Kelevra> I've played the pokies like 3 times in my life and won
04:00 <Blyke> lisa its your birthday
05:00 <Blyke> happy birthday lisa
05:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lol
05:00 <lisa> sup iBiZa[Mobile]
05:00 <Kelevra> first time I won about $17 second time $5 and the last about $55
06:00 <Blyke> i owed my parents 250$
06:00 <Blyke> now i dont
06:00 <Blyke> cause my dad lended me 6$
06:00 <Blyke> u do that shit cunt
07:00 <Blyke> i got packets of rollies
07:00 <Blyke> im set for whole fortnight
07:00 <Blyke> so fuck u all
07:00 <Blyke> good night
07:00 <Blyke> lisa come for beer
07:00 <barstard> gay af
07:00 <Blyke> i got fifty
08:00 <barstard> I have 1100 tax free bro
08:00 <barstard> lols wo at sandown yeah
08:00 <Blyke> so 1100 / 6
08:00 <Blyke> lol
09:00 <Blyke> my first bosses boss was a tranny
09:00 <Blyke> they ran pubs
09:00 <Blyke> only reason pulse8 got dj sets
09:00 <lisa> text from work saying not to come in tonight, won't be busy enough
09:00 <Blyke> is me
09:00 <lisa> NOICE
09:00 <Blyke> cool
09:00 <Blyke> lisa i got 50
09:00 <Blyke> $
09:00 <Blyke> i shout beer
09:00 <Blyke> come over
09:00 <lisa> i got two houses
09:00 <lisa> what's yer point
10:00 <Blyke> i want company
10:00 <Blyke> of good kind
10:00 <lisa> i don't
10:00 <Blyke> hella bella ba loo
10:00 <lisa> b1rd will come over
10:00 <Blyke> is that jen
10:00 <Blyke> then sure
10:00 <lisa> yes
11:00 <lisa> sure.
11:00 <Blyke> jen turned me on more than lisa ever did
11:00 <Kelevra> lol
11:00 <Kelevra> I'm sure lisa doesn't really give a shit
12:00 <Blyke> she does
12:00 <lisa> i'm trying to
12:00 <lisa> but it's not working
12:00 <Blyke> she does give a shit
12:00 <Blyke> cause she made me not a virgin
12:00 <Blyke> so if thats not giving a shit
12:00 <Blyke> what is
12:00 <lisa> different lisa bro
12:00 <Blyke> k
13:00 <lisa> i've never devirginised anyone
13:00 <Blyke> yeah 
13:00 <moohooo> lol @ made me not a virgin aaahaahahahahahahahahhhha
13:00 <Blyke> i got de virginize when i was 15
13:00 <Blyke> by a hells angel bikie chick
13:00 <Blyke> pro
13:00 <Kelevra> I took my first ex's virginity
14:00 <moohooo> I took your mum virginity
14:00 <Kelevra> it was fucked up though cause his friends and i had a bet I could hold off him for a year
14:00 <Kelevra> it was a $500 bet and i never paid
14:00 <Kelevra> lol
14:00 <Kelevra> I was like 'fuck that, I got laid bitches'
14:00 <lisa> i was always wary of that situation
14:00 <lisa> didn't ever want to be followed around like a puppy
15:00 <Kelevra> oh he hates me badly
15:00 <lisa> lol
15:00 <lisa> well that's ok then!
15:00 <Kelevra> yeah
15:00 <Kelevra> it's easier to make them hate you
15:00 <lisa> fuck yes
15:00 <Kelevra> then there's no awkwardness
15:00 <lisa> elle king knows
16:00 <Kelevra> yeah she's a gun
16:00 <moohooo> MMMM WHAT TO HAVE FOR LUNCH......
16:00 <moohooo> take away fo sho
16:00 <lisa> https://youtu.be/Ap2DatUHXxs?t=1m12s
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Elle King - "I Told You I Was Mean" (eTown webisode #298) (Dec 21, 2012) Length: 6:13 - Category: Music - 264,011 views views - 1,630 likes (98.5%), 24 dislikes (1.5%)
16:00 <Kelevra> moohoo I was just on menulog thinking fml
17:00 <moohooo> might have a nap
17:00 <Kelevra> I'm jealous, i'd love a nap
17:00 <moohooo> I think red rooter delivers
17:00 <Kelevra> yeah they do
17:00 <moohooo> where u at?
17:00 <lisa> i was gonna now but now i don't have to work tonight
17:00 <moohooo> dunno bout dandy though
17:00 <lisa> nap*
17:00 <Kelevra> I was just pondering getting a chicken cheese and bacon burger
17:00 <moohooo> mmmmmm
17:00 <Kelevra> good old franga banga
17:00 <lisa> lol
17:00 <moohooo> have u tried schnitz?
18:00 <Kelevra> they deliver here, I've ordered them before
18:00 <moohooo> AMAZING
18:00 <lisa> make tozza bring you food Kelevra
18:00 <Kelevra> what is schnitz?
18:00 <lisa> get his ass outta bed and being useful
18:00 <Kelevra> lisa he wouldn't =(
18:00 <moohooo> ITS awesome
18:00 <lisa> lame
18:00 <moohooo> schnitzels
18:00 <moohooo> its in the plaza
18:00 <Kelevra> if he would I'd chuck him my card and make him get beer and food and bring me something to watch
18:00 <Kelevra> moohooo oh yeah that newish place
19:00 <Kelevra> opposite rolls or something
19:00 <Kelevra> do they serve beer there?
20:00 <moohooo> don't think so
20:00 <Kelevra> that's shit, I thought it'd be like wild bills
21:00 <moohooo> its not shit at all
21:00 <moohooo> fuck 
21:00 <moohooo> u an alco or what?
21:00 <Kelevra> well schnitties and beer go hand in hand
21:00 <moohooo> bbl bored need beer out front :)
21:00 <moohooo> bye bye
21:00 <Kelevra> that didn't make sense
22:00 <b1rd> Kelevra, brb cyber fucking ya mum
22:00 <b1rd> LOOOL
22:00 <moohooo> lolz
22:00 <moohooo> im going out front why does that not make sense?
23:00 <Kelevra> my mums dead so good luck to you corpse fucker
23:00 <Kelevra> oh okay moohooo
23:00 <b1rd> ROFL
23:00 <moohoo> Dayumm
23:00 <Kelevra> well it's true
25:00 <b1rd> yes
25:00 <b1rd> well its also true that im cybering her
25:00 <b1rd> as we speak
25:00 <b1rd> got link to heaven u see
25:00 <b1rd> loool
25:00 <q{> ^ one way cyber
25:00 <Kelevra> okay well that's nice
26:00 <moohoo> Not cool b1rd
27:00 <Kelevra> see you made moohoo leave
27:00 <Kelevra> b1rd you're such a dick.
28:00 <Kelevra> you're the type of asshole people fuck and rip apart by not using lube
30:00 <lisa> mmhmm
33:00 <q{> anyone got tomato seeds from 50yrs ago?
34:00 <Kelevra> lol
34:00 <Kelevra> hiw random
34:00 <Kelevra> how even
34:00 <q{> tomato nowadays dont taste good
35:00 <lisa> romas are okay
35:00 <Kelevra> so what makes you think 50yrs ago they'd have tasted better?
35:00 <Kelevra> asbestos?
35:00 <q{> over the years, they lost flavor
35:00 <lisa> asbestos killed my mama
35:00 <lisa> fuck asbestos in the hole
36:00 <q{> scientist going to try to put flavor back into tomatoes
36:00 <q{> but it would take too long
36:00 <q{> easier to get old seeds
37:00 <Kelevra> I doubt they'd grow
38:00 <q{> tomato seed life: up to 8 yrs
38:00 <Kelevra> yeah so how are 50yr old seeds going to work out for you
39:00 <q{> could try lol
39:00 <Kelevra> I suppose there's no harm in trying
41:00 <q{> http://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2017/01/27/world/science-health-world/scientists-turn-genes-put-taste-back-tomatoes/
42:00 <q{> tastier supermarket tomato could be ready within three years.
42:00 <Kelevra> you seem very passionate when it comes to tomatoes
43:00 <q{> im passionate about tasty stuff
43:00 <q{> i remember flavor and taste of old
43:00 <q{> things seem so bland nowadays
44:00 <lisa> nah we've just evolved
44:00 <lisa> got used to too much salt and sugar, so anything without it tastes 'bland'
44:00 <lisa> it probably tastes the same as it always did though
44:00 <q{> or probably not had the good old stuff
45:00 <q{> so u never know what u missing
45:00 <Kelevra> I never use salt really, I'm sure it's in some foods I eat though
45:00 <lisa> i'm not missing anything, i don't eat shit food
45:00 <lisa> nothing with anything in the ingredients that i don't know what it is
45:00 <q{> good amount of salt is essential
46:00 <lisa> mostly just fresh stuff, it's easier
46:00 <q{> i had a friend that is like that lisa
46:00 <q{> he is into low carb diet
46:00 <q{> it works for him
46:00 <q{> he used to be fat
46:00 <lisa> i'm just into not eating crap
46:00 <q{> now so slim and fit
46:00 <lisa> not carbs in particular
47:00 <lisa> unprocessed stuff
47:00 <q{> but yeh he has to know every detail of what he eats
47:00 <lisa> the less is done to it the better
47:00 <lisa> oh i'm not really obsessive like that about it
47:00 <lisa> like if i go out, i'll eat at a restaurant without quizzing the chef
48:00 <lisa> i just don't eat chips, biscuits, lollies, soft drink, any of that shit
48:00 <q{> he doesnt eat out much
48:00 <lisa> *shrug*
48:00 <q{> coz he cant be sure what he is eating
48:00 <lisa> yeah i don't worry that much
48:00 <lisa> just only buy fresh stuff for home
49:00 <lisa> rather than frozen stuff and packages ya know
50:00 <b1rd> hard 4 u lisa babes
50:00 <b1rd> LOL
50:00 <Kelevra> I eat so much crap it's not funny
53:00 <q{> snap frozens are pretty good
54:00 <lisa> if you do it yourself
54:00 <q{> help to live near grocery where u can shop daily 
54:00 <q{> lol
54:00 <lisa> yeah it's much more work heh
04:00 <q{> oh well lots of food are pre-prepared too nowadays
04:00 <q{> shelled/chopped/forzen
04:00 <q{> powdered
04:00 <q{> processed
05:00 <q{> who got time to do all that nowadays
05:00 <q{> billions of ppl more but everyone got less time
05:00 <Kelevra> [13:03:43] <Blyke> if u could get here and kids get looked after by someone i would buy a slab
06:00 <Kelevra> lol
06:00 <lisa> lol yeah similar msgs here Kelevra
06:00 <lisa> must suck being mentally ill
09:00 <q{> or just product of being single for way too lol
09:00 <q{> too long*
09:00 <lisa> nothing wrong with being single
09:00 <lisa> more people should try it
10:00 <Kelevra> he's probably just really horny
10:00 <saxon> single is good for the soul.    it gets old eventually tho 
10:00 <Kelevra> I love being single
11:00 <lisa> meh not necessarily, everyone's different saxon
11:00 <lisa> some people are just naturally solitary
11:00 <saxon> im single ...arent we all ? millenials have been taught to not breed and be single.   its a problem actually.   
11:00 <saxon> im mentally solitary.    i prefer it to being linked into a lesser mindset 
12:00 <lisa> i'm not a milennial heh
12:00 <lisa> eh i've found most people default to being in a relationship
12:00 <lisa> they'd rather a bad one, ANY one, than being alone
12:00 <lisa> i think that's really sad
12:00 <q{> actually millenials marry early
12:00 <Kelevra> I just like doing my own thing and I've found when I've been in a relationship I always have to pass things through my partner
12:00 <Kelevra> I'd rather just think for myself and take care of myself
13:00 <q{> more entrepreneurial 
13:00 <q{> buy house early too
13:00 <lisa> Kelevra: yup
13:00 <lisa> can totally relate
13:00 <lisa> rubbish, they're the opposite to that lol
13:00 <lisa> or they want it, but don't want to work hard for it
13:00 <lisa> too much entitlement
13:00 <q{> well research papers say that
14:00 <lisa> society says otherwise heh
14:00 <Kelevra> well like i know I have to take care of the kids and the last thing I'd want is some guy I'd have to take care of
14:00 <saxon> millenials marry and divorce early too.     seen the movie Idiocracy?    it came true
14:00 <lisa> in my experience anyway
14:00 <saxon> i have no kids, and im the age of the average millenial's parent,   (37)    
15:00 <lisa> same
15:00 <lisa> almost
15:00 <saxon> so far.   i want kids.   i just dont want a socialist partner who likes Hillary. 
15:00 <Kelevra> lol
15:00 <lisa> my sister is only 6 years older than me and she has a 19yo and a 17yo
15:00 <q{> what about lewinsky?
15:00 <Kelevra> holy cripes
15:00 <saxon> any single strong willed sexy woman my age who wants to breed ... or at least try coffee .... hit me up ;p; 
16:00 <Kelevra> do they still live @ home?
16:00 <lisa> yeah
16:00 <Kelevra> fuck that!!!
16:00 <saxon> everyone lives at home.   theres no jobs.  
16:00 <lisa> one is doing awesome, at uni, works, doing all the right things
16:00 <saxon> thats why I play the stockmarket. 
16:00 <lisa> the other one has been out of school for two years, never had a job, doesn't do anything
16:00 <lisa> but she still funds him
16:00 <Kelevra> yeah if my mum didn't die i'd so be living with her
17:00 <Kelevra> me and my bastard kids
17:00 <lisa> she's actually just contemplating letting him move in to one of her investment properties rent free
17:00 <Kelevra> not even joking
17:00 <Kelevra> that's pretty cool
17:00 <lisa> nah it's shit lol
17:00 <lisa> he's never had to work for or earn anything in his life
17:00 <lisa> and she wonders why he's not motivated to get a job
18:00 <q{> he gotten used to it
18:00 <Kelevra> I sense a tad bit of jealousy!
18:00 <q{> ppl that not worked for long time cant work
18:00 <Kelevra> but then again it might be me who is jealous
18:00 <saxon> milenialls have gotten used to handouts. 
18:00 <lisa> we got $5 pocket money up to 15yo. then, if you want money? go get a job
18:00 <lisa> worked at safeway
18:00 <saxon> thank god for Trump. 
18:00 <Kelevra> I've had to work my ass for everything and anything in life
18:00 <lisa> that's how it should be
18:00 <q{> they scared to even think about work
18:00 <Kelevra> I never got pocket money
18:00 <Kelevra> I had to work for money
18:00 <lisa> well yeah had to do jobs for it
18:00 <Kelevra> soon as I turned 14 and 9 months boom
18:00 <saxon> if you live at home and your parents rent .... you as a adult kid needa pay rent too. 
19:00 <lisa> i've never been out of work since i was 15
19:00 <saxon> if our parents own ... and you live at home ... you as a kid needa pay rent lol 
19:00 <lisa> yeah it's fucked, she's kinda ruining him
19:00 <Kelevra> I've been out of work for too long
19:00 <lisa> but she likes feeling needed
19:00 <Kelevra> the dole fkn sucks
19:00 <q{> adopt me lisa
19:00 <saxon> there are no jobs where i am .... so playing the stockmarket is a good job. 
19:00 <lisa> oh yeah he gets the dole too
19:00 <lisa> plenty of jobs around here
20:00 <Kelevra> I get paid just over a grand and my rent is like 1300 p/m
20:00 <lisa> he just doesn't want to work
20:00 <lisa> and doesn't have to heh
20:00 <q{> i be ur goody two shoes adopted adult child
20:00 <Kelevra> there's not much left over at the end of the day
20:00 <Kelevra> I don't get child support either
20:00 <lisa> mate if i wanted kids i would have had them by now :P
20:00 <Kelevra> don't have them
20:00 <Kelevra> they're complete assholes
20:00 <q{> shugs! thats too bad
20:00 <lisa> heh
20:00 <Kelevra> loveable but utter fucknuts
21:00 <lisa> i have nieces and nephews
21:00 <lisa> that's enough kid exposure for me
21:00 <Kelevra> fkn oath
21:00 <lisa> and i get to the cool aunty
21:00 <Kelevra> I was extremely happy before I had kids
22:00 <saxon> i want kids coz otherwise my family ends with me.      so I need a solo wolf gf who hates people like I do   haha
22:00 <Kelevra> travelling, going out whenever I wanted
22:00 <lisa> yeah it's ok for guys
22:00 <Kelevra> nowadays I have to wait for my dad to come over if I want to go out or sleep in
22:00 <lisa> they're life doesn't stop when they have kids
22:00 <lisa> their*
22:00 <Kelevra> yeah women have to grin and bare it regardless
22:00 <lisa> as a mother you completely stop being who you are and become someone else
23:00 <Kelevra> with or without a partner
23:00 <Aaron> lisa - depends if they want to be real good fathers or slum dog losers
23:00 <lisa> and i kinda like who i am :/
23:00 <lisa> no either way
23:00 <saxon> idiiocracy same true.  the really smart people who wait .... are the ones sho shouldnt wait.   damnit. 
23:00 <lisa> it's not the same thing at all
23:00 <lisa> saxon: true
23:00 <Aaron> fathers life changes whether he likes it or not
23:00 <Kelevra> bs
23:00 <Kelevra> that's a fkn lie
23:00 <lisa> it changes; it doesn't completely STOP
23:00 <lisa> that's a big difference
23:00 <Aaron> mothers life doesnt either. ideally 50/50
24:00 <lisa> ok bro
24:00 <Aaron> lisa - you have a child?
24:00 <Kelevra> the worst thing is it takes a male and female to get pregnant if they working parts but the female has to do the birth
24:00 <Kelevra> it's so shit
24:00 <lisa> fuckno
24:00 <saxon> parents get into the calender, and school and vaccines... and ADHD .... and adderall ..... and ur fucked now 
24:00 <Kelevra> fkn genitalia
24:00 <lisa> are you paying attention?
24:00 <Aaron> lisa - wellyou wouldnt know, no life experience, I have
24:00 <Kelevra> I've got two kids and i think lisa is pretty bright 
25:00 <lisa> yeah i actually do have a clue
25:00 <lisa> sorry to say
25:00 <saxon> science can grow babies outside of females now!!   but you DONT want a kid like that.   no way. 
25:00 <Aaron> my life changed big time when at the time my gf got pregnant, I was more thanhappy to step up
25:00 <lisa> yeah ok mate
25:00 <Kelevra> that just makes you a non fuckwit
25:00 <Aaron> Lisa unless you have life experience, you don't.
25:00 <saxon> science can make a baby from three gay men .... but you DONT want a chimera mutant thing
25:00 <lisa> you step up, you don't completely stop your life
25:00 <Kelevra> LOL saxon
25:00 <Aaron> lisa sorry but as I said you havent experienced it so I wont take ur word for it
26:00 <saxon> matriachal dna is kinda important 
26:00 <Kelevra> one thing I'll say I'm glad my kids didn't bust out of my vagina and ruin it
26:00 <lisa> ok, whatever makes you happy
26:00 <saxon> mitochondria is a thing. 
26:00 <Kelevra> my friends vagina looks like smashed advocado
26:00 <saxon> i will never advocate for aboprtion ever again 
26:00 <q{> yeh lisa never had the experience
26:00 <saxon> they sell the spare parts for A LOT of $$$
26:00 <lisa> you compare vaginas with your mates?
27:00 <Kelevra> nah she just had to show me
27:00 <q{> she not had whole human experience
27:00 <Kelevra> she was surprised how fucked up it looked and asked my opinion
27:00 <saxon> yeh my mates dont usually show me theirt vaginas :p
27:00 <Kelevra> and I said 'yeah dude that's fucked'
27:00 <Kelevra> and then we went to the beach
27:00 <q{> ^ easy fix
27:00 <Kelevra> I was a nurse at one point so people aren't really shy of their bodies around me
27:00 <lisa> i don't have those kind of friends
28:00 <q{> she needs designer vagina
28:00 <Kelevra> oh I'm pretty fucked up myself
28:00 <Kelevra> after I had my first born I thought my vagina was bleeding so I asked my friend to suss it out
28:00 <saxon> i wish i had friends who wanted to show me their vagina .... but im nbot muslim and dont have a harem 
28:00 <Kelevra> it turned out that I had a cathater and was peeing
28:00 <lisa> all this having babies talk is making me slightly nauseous
28:00 <Kelevra> I didn't realise they'd put one in me
29:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lol
29:00 <q{> i like babies
29:00 <q{> i want kids
29:00 <q{> i want to smell baby nappies
29:00 <Kelevra> yeah it was pretty funny
29:00 <saxon> who has a willing vagina and wants babies.   talk to me LMAO
29:00 <Kelevra> far out I was freaking out thinking I was bleeding
29:00 <q{> to stay sane i think
30:00 <q{> yeh u got saxon and q{ to pick
30:00 <Kelevra> they put you on way too many drugs when giving birth
30:00 <q{> u did c section?
30:00 <Kelevra> I thought they wanted my placenta to clone me or eat it so I kept it
30:00 <q{> csection is normal now
30:00 <Kelevra> in my freezer
30:00 <Aaron> you just gotta shake your head and laugh at people who pass judgement on topics when they themselves have never experienced it LOL!
30:00 <Kelevra> yeah I had two c sections
30:00 <Aaron> Cesaro Section
30:00 <q{> babies evolved to have bigger heads now coz of csection
30:00 <saxon> arent women in australia trained to be feminists and kill all white males or something? 
30:00 <q{> women cant give birth naturally anymore
31:00 <Aaron> cheers tozza
31:00 <q{> its too dangerous
31:00 <Kelevra> my hips didn't spread and i've got the figure of a 14yr old boy with boobs
31:00 <saxon> csection is abhorent ... you miss out on half your immune system right there
31:00 <Aaron> If poo was chocolate, we'd celebrate more Anal fun
31:00 <Kelevra> so yeah c section was needed
31:00 <Kelevra> and with my firstborn I had bradycardia
31:00 <q{> dont have to experience to have opinion on it
31:00 <Kelevra> so that was a full on emergency c section
31:00 <Aaron> at the time my partner almost lost too much blood ...
32:00 <Aaron> and it was a normal vaginal birth
32:00 <Kelevra> fuck that
32:00 <saxon> you NEED to be BORN .... not cut from the stomach. 
32:00 <q{> once u had csection, u cant give birth natural birth after
32:00 <Kelevra> well tell my body that
32:00 <q{> just guessing
32:00 <saxon> serious ....csection .... you miss out on vaginal bacteria and you NEED that. 
32:00 <Kelevra> nah you can have a natural birth
32:00 <Aaron> and since then I donated sperm so others can have the change to have children even if they cant get pregnant the usual way
32:00 <Kelevra> but if your hips don't widen during the pregnancy you've got no choice
32:00 <saxon> csection is soft kill.  at birth 
32:00 <q{> ok 1 myth cleared up
33:00 <Aaron> Kelevra so your hips did lie?!?
33:00 <Kelevra> haha
33:00 <Kelevra> yep
33:00 <Kelevra> the fuckers 
33:00 <q{> actually  natural birth has extra strong bonding
33:00 <Kelevra> you've obviously never heard a woman give birth
33:00 <Kelevra> they sound like wild animals
33:00 <saxon> you must be born naturall.  and have lots of skin contact.    or you dont get a proper immune system.  truly
33:00 <q{> yeh thats what give the extra strong bonding
34:00 <Aaron> How about when people frown upon when fathers take their children in to parent rooms to change nappies or to feed? I hate those pricks who frown upon that
34:00 <Kelevra> saxon what I'm stating is MY BODY couldn't do natural birth
34:00 <Kelevra> it's physically impossible for a small waisted person to pop out a baby
34:00 <Kelevra> she would've got stuck in my pelvis or something
34:00 <saxon> men are scared out from being parents .... teachers ... nurses .... it's socialist soft kill of the human race 
35:00 <Aaron> Kelevra how bout that usa woman who had 7 or 8 kids in 1 birth? she wasnt exactly fat
35:00 <saxon> I understand Kelevra you sound tiny ;)
35:00 <Kelevra> and the amount of pain was making me go into shock and distress
35:00 <Kelevra> Aaron I didn't hear of that
35:00 <Aaron> Kelevra Octamom!
35:00 <Kelevra> ohhh
35:00 <Kelevra> she's bigger than me though
36:00 <Aaron> barely
36:00 <Aaron> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e1/Nadya_Suleman_%28aka_Octomom%29_at_Ha_Ha_Cafe_-_2011.jpg/220px-Nadya_Suleman_%28aka_Octomom%29_at_Ha_Ha_Cafe_-_2011.jpg
36:00 <saxon> they say if you are born csection ... which docs do now coz legal stuff oh he touched my vagina.  hes birthing your kid fukko lol  socialists have made women retarded 
37:00 <Kelevra> true
37:00 <Blyke> lols
37:00 <Blyke> coffee
37:00 <Aaron> man, went for a sensual massage today, 60 mins $80 and paid $50 for extras, was rushed and out within 40 mins, never going there again! and extremelack of english
37:00 <saxon> Drew Barrymore is still hotter 
37:00 <Aaron> 50 first dates
38:00 <Kelevra> she is fair attractive
38:00 <Kelevra> all my friends say cameron diaz is a mutt but I think she's really attractive
38:00 <Blyke> Aaron only Aaron i knew
38:00 <Blyke> was gay
38:00 <saxon> drew is a goddess ... prettty much always will be 
38:00 <Blyke> are u gay Aaron
38:00 <Blyke> ?
39:00 <Aaron> I am not gay 101%not gay
39:00 <Blyke> and elvis
39:00 <Blyke> was gay too
39:00 <Kelevra> Aaron not a bitchy gay guy
39:00 <Aaron> 1 daughter and donated sperm and have had 7 children given birth thanks to my donated sperm
39:00 <Blyke> lol
39:00 <Aaron> $1000 for 10 sperm donations
39:00 <Kelevra> that's pretty cool
39:00 <lisa> oh you so altruistic
39:00 <lisa> lol
39:00 <Blyke> i only got 50$
40:00 <Kelevra> i considered donating eggs at one point
40:00 <saxon> diaz is an insany lady - soooo many people lool like diaz and they are alll catladys
40:00 <Blyke> but i would sperm donate
40:00 <Blyke> to any chick on here
40:00 <Aaron> guys wank all the time so whynot get paid for it? and u get to watch porn when doing it
40:00 <saxon> why would you ever want kids via donations?    that's mental.   
40:00 <Kelevra> true
40:00 <Blyke> imagine
40:00 <lisa> yeah you're right, top father material
40:00 <lisa> my bad
40:00 <Aaron> i'd donat sperm normally with Kelevra
40:00 <Blyke> little chris's
40:00 <lisa> lol
40:00 <Blyke> lol
40:00 <Kelevra> haha
40:00 <Blyke> rofl
41:00 <saxon> watch gay porn and get paid for your jerkof?    great Dad.  
41:00 <Aaron> saxon whats with you and gay porn? how much have you saved on your HDD?
41:00 <Blyke> when i do have a child
41:00 <saxon> uhmmmm ..... that'd be zero 
41:00 <Blyke> they going be smartest
41:00 <Blyke> ever
41:00 <Kelevra> fuck i almost died
41:00 <Blyke> with computers
41:00 <Aaron> saxon you seem obsessed with it.
41:00 <Blyke> and shit
41:00 <Kelevra> my youngest had one of my external hard drives
41:00 <Blyke> cause i am the master
42:00 <lisa> saxon i wouldn't bother arguing with the guy who just paid for a handjob
42:00 <lisa> lol
42:00 <Kelevra> I said 'taaaa' and i thought she was going to throw it
42:00 <lisa> just sayin
42:00 <Kelevra> crisis averted
42:00 <saxon> nein lol but lgbt is responsible for genocide ;p 
42:00 <lisa> phew
43:00 <Blyke> lisa do u want my baby
43:00 <Blyke> cause if u did u own half my shit
43:00 <Blyke> straight away
43:00 <lisa> what's half of zero mate
43:00 <Blyke> half of 230k 
43:00 <lisa> i earn my own shit
43:00 <Aaron> half of O = C
43:00 <lisa> no babies necessary
44:00 <Blyke> i own a 1 bedroom flat lisa
44:00 <saxon> i have NEVER paid for it.     unless you count years or emotional torment.  i guess $50 is cheap.   but ive totally never 
44:00 <Aaron> Blyke a dog box?
44:00 <Blyke> yeah but its worth 230k
44:00 <Kelevra> lisa doesn't deserve the strife of having mean asshole children
44:00 <Blyke> atleast
44:00 <Kelevra> she has you guys
44:00 <lisa> i own two houses
44:00 <Aaron> LOL
44:00 <Blyke> cool
44:00 <lisa> does that mean YOU get to have MY baby?
44:00 <Aaron> it's ok, I'm a millionaire model
44:00 <Blyke> i wish
45:00 <saxon> arnold " im pregnant lol 
45:00 <Blyke> lisa was only friend i had bought me something for my birthday
45:00 <Blyke> until jen
45:00 <lisa> different lisa Blyke
45:00 <lisa> we've been over this
45:00 <Blyke> i know
45:00 <Kelevra> you seem to think about women alot Blyke
45:00 <Blyke> yes
45:00 <Blyke> i never had proper
45:00 <Blyke> time with a woman
45:00 <Kelevra> I think about food, bills and stuff
46:00 <Blyke> it does my head in
46:00 <lisa> women are more trouble than they're worth mate
46:00 <Kelevra> not a lot about men cause my brain gets tired after thinking about the previous mentioned things
46:00 <lisa> count yourself lucky
46:00 <Blyke> nah lisa
46:00 <Blyke> even if u were the one
46:00 <Blyke> i know now
46:00 <Blyke> im not a bad guy
46:00 <Kelevra> this morning menulog had me thinking about indian food, red rooster and all the other things I could eat
47:00 <Kelevra> then i got lazy and just sat
47:00 <Aaron> my daughters mother was an irc'er in here originally
47:00 <Kelevra> I still haven't eaten and now it's raining so fml
47:00 <Aaron> Kelevra thank god for red rooster bux you can use to discount your $25 order lol
47:00 <saxon> women are worth it.   just gotta find the right combo of mental illness to match your own ;)
47:00 <Kelevra> Aaron shh they'll call your daughter a product of irc
47:00 <Blyke> think the one i wanta love just got home
47:00 <Blyke> opps
47:00 <Aaron> I think my daughter is smarter as a 9 yr old than her mother is as a 29 yr old
47:00 <Kelevra> Aaron how does that work? someone gave me a red rooster card of some sort
48:00 <Aaron> Kelevra yes, you got to register it online and for every order it gives you red royalty $ you can use to discount future online orders
48:00 <Blyke> 2 weeks ago i won 850
48:00 <Blyke> yesterday i won 450
48:00 <Blyke> lol
48:00 <Blyke> i got 50$
48:00 <saxon> i am old enough to remember "Big Rooster" 
48:00 <Blyke> left but owe my parents nothing
49:00 <saxon> and paulene hanson's first run in 96 lol 
49:00 <Aaron> All Pauline Hanson really cares about is her racism.
49:00 <Kelevra> fuck now I have to find the bloody thing
49:00 <lisa> old as the hills
49:00 <Kelevra> effort
49:00 <Blyke> 6$ to 485$ is 8083%
49:00 <Blyke> win
50:00 <saxon> paulene is orange. trump is orange.  orange is the new black. 
50:00 <saxon> racist is #FakeNews 
50:00 <Kelevra> I haven't seen much of that show
50:00 <Aaron> I have 2 online tab bets $10 each invested, 1 bet i win $108k and the other $344k if all 3 legs come in on either bet
50:00 <Kelevra> I don't bet
51:00 <Kelevra> wait I lie
51:00 <lisa> lol
51:00 <Kelevra> I did bet against my mate last night on ufc
51:00 <Kelevra> I won $3
51:00 <saxon> I would have bet on the Cubs winning world series because back to the future 
51:00 <Aaron> and now they are shit
51:00 <saxon> i was so going to bet on Tim Kennedy UFC 
51:00 <Epi> https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/68/ce/69/68ce69cbe3ba5d3165384366493bed41.jpg  ಠ_ಠ 
51:00 <Kelevra> the fucked up thing was if my neighbours heard me they'd think I was racist cause I wasn't paying attention to the fighters names
52:00 <Aaron> Wrestlemania 6 weeks away this Monday :)
52:00 <Kelevra> 'yeah I reckon the black guy will own that white guy'
52:00 <Kelevra> 'that asian looks like he'll win'
52:00 <Kelevra> lol
52:00 <Kelevra> I'm horrible with names
52:00 <Blyke> lisa
52:00 <Blyke> if u were the one
52:00 <Aaron> can ya buy shares in UBER? easily win there cos taxis strike more often than not
52:00 <Blyke> would mean i turned u strauight
52:00 <lisa> Blyke: stfu ok mate
52:00 <lisa> ignore next time
52:00 <Blyke> k
52:00 <lisa> fair warning
53:00 <Kelevra> lisa you're going to have half of irc on ignore in no time
53:00 <Blyke> i turned a leso straight
53:00 <Blyke> lols
53:00 <saxon> truly ... stockmarket is better. 
53:00 <lisa> just b1rd so far
53:00 <Blyke> thats an achievement
53:00 <Blyke> i reckon
53:00 <Aaron> lisa so this parent thing ... LOL
53:00 <saxon> b1rd is special 
53:00 <Kelevra> I never ignore anyone cause then sometimes shit doesn't make sense
54:00 <lisa> like shit makes sense when they talk
54:00 <lisa> that's lol
54:00 <Blyke> i dont make sense
54:00 <Blyke> any  time
54:00 <Blyke> lol
54:00 <lisa> see?
54:00 <Kelevra> haha
54:00 <Kelevra> that's true
54:00 <Blyke> i make dollars
54:00 <Aaron> It was great when this place always had 1000+ people in here at night time. Crazy shit great times.
54:00 <lisa> some people i feel myself losing brain cells with every word of theirs i read
54:00 <saxon> most peole can barely string a sentence together these days 
54:00 <Aaron> just like now
55:00 <lisa> saxon: very true
55:00 <Aaron> hopefully my monday massage with Sophie (French lady) is much better than todays
55:00 <lisa> dunno why i'm thinking kids will get jobs when they can't even spell 
55:00 <saxon> mm like r u lol n stuff 
55:00 <lisa> SILLY ME
55:00 <saxon> im like? what? slap 
55:00 <Aaron> who kare ef they carnt spel?
56:00 <Kelevra> lyk srsly bruv
56:00 <saxon> typing too fast is forgivable.     not being coherent to begin with is .... well ... seek a specialist. 
56:00 <Aaron> speaking of a specialist, I saw ashrink for my first appointment yesterday LOL
56:00 <Kelevra> yeah
56:00 <lisa> well yeah there's a difference between typos, slang and just not knowing how to spell
56:00 <saxon> yah!   brah.    there's only one kind of bra I like 
57:00 <lisa> or use grammar
57:00 <Kelevra> I have a pet peeve when it comes to my brother typing short hand
57:00 <Aaron> saxon you worked out how to take off a bra froma  girl yet?
57:00 <lisa> if i see one more 'to/too' or 'there/their/they're' mishap...
57:00 <Kelevra> I don't know why but it pisses me off
57:00 <Kelevra> but then again sometimes I do it
57:00 <Kelevra> so maybe my brother is just someone who pisses me off in general
57:00 <Kelevra> >.<
57:00 <Aaron> my typing errors only occur when I type too fast and it looks like I just don't press the space bar
57:00 <lisa> likely
57:00 <saxon> if a girl wants you Aaron she takes it off herself.   FYI 
57:00 <lisa> that's what brothers are for
58:00 <Aaron> saxon its more of a turn on if she stays in her underwear and you take it off later on
58:00 <Kelevra> my brother is pretty cool
58:00 <lisa> says the man who pays for handjobs
58:00 <lisa> lol
58:00 <saxon> like you'd know, captain dollarhollar 
59:00 <Aaron> lisa and? it's the biggest industry that has been going the longest and its in demand, its like the olden days ofmilk bars, 1 on every corner
59:00 <lisa> mmhmm
59:00 <saxon> if i was going to pay for love it'd be 5000 a night.      just sayin.     have some self respect. 
59:00 <Aaron> some times 3 or 4 around the 1 train station!
59:00 <Kelevra> I'd never pay for a handjob
59:00 <Kelevra> but then again I'd never give myself one
00:00 <lisa> there's trash in all the gutters too, doesn't mean you have to fuck it
00:00 <Aaron> if ya on a budget, a massage, lovely conversations and hand relief is all some people need.
00:00 <Kelevra> there's people who would service this unit if I needed to be serviced
00:00 <saxon> women with a penis is called somethnig else usually
00:00 <lisa> anyway, i'm happy for you mate
00:00 <lisa> each to their own
00:00 <lisa> live and let live, etc
00:00 <saxon> i spend my money on better things.  investment.    yunno?    implosion but explosion LOL    newbie 
01:00 <Kelevra> my friend calls his wang his wee wee or pee pee, I think it's pretty fkn hilarious
01:00 <Aaron> I saw an investment opportunity recently $50 a week for property investments
01:00 <Kelevra> like fuck I grown man should call his stuff that
01:00 <Aaron> Kelevra Im guessing he is asian
01:00 <saxon> sounds like a cuck. 
02:00 <Aaron> or has the brains of a 5 yr old kid
02:00 <Kelevra> nah aussie
02:00 <saxon> cucks get fucked too.  ala team america.      
02:00 <saxon> sometimes pussies get so full of shit they became assholes themselves HAHA
02:00 <Kelevra> my mum when I was kid would call my bits 'birdy and bum bum'
03:00 <Kelevra> 'melanie make sure to wash your birdy and bum bum' when I was bathing
03:00 <saxon> takes tweeting to a whole new level really 
03:00 <Kelevra> lol
03:00 <saxon> fuck off mum im tweeting 
03:00 <Kelevra> haha
03:00 <Epi> 'clean the vegemite off your spider'
03:00 <Kelevra> lmao fuck that
03:00 <Epi> haha
04:00 <saxon> or stop tweeting me Dad .. geez  lol 
04:00 <Kelevra> oh god that made me have flashbacks of druidess' vagina pics floating around on here
05:00 <Kelevra> Blyke is lisa on your hit list?
05:00 <saxon> maybe thats wh7y millenials are mindfucked at 9.  redtube. 
05:00 <Kelevra> redtube is the best
05:00 <Aaron> FUQ
05:00 <saxon> stop watching rotten dot com you crazy millenials.    lol        they misapropriated my species. social justice style 
06:00 <Kelevra> I didn't even know that site was still existant
06:00 <Kelevra> irc is making me learn things
07:00 <Kelevra> this is scary
07:00 <lisa> god forbid
07:00 <lisa> i learned you frank
07:00 <lisa> and his dimples
07:00 <saxon> why do lgbt, natural libertines .... vote green & labour?   aka the most establishment people ever.   its mental.    were living in upside down world
07:00 <lisa> you're welcome
07:00 <Kelevra> well you schooled me on salsa this morning
08:00 <lisa> true, but you won't truly appreciate that until you make some
08:00 <Kelevra> I'm making it tonight
08:00 <lisa> good i'm coming over
08:00 <lisa> and yes i'll bring beer
08:00 <Kelevra> :D
09:00 <Kelevra> should i get fresh corriander or that sqeezable tube stuff?
09:00 <lisa> fresh
09:00 <lisa> at least the first time
09:00 <Kelevra> kk
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yo
09:00 <lisa> then you're allowed to experiement, but it's never as good
09:00 <Kelevra> hola tozza
09:00 <Aaron> is that for lube? if yes, the tubed stuff
10:00 <saxon> This is your future if you dont breed, millenials.                   https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/832633176132505600
10:00 <Kelevra> haha
10:00 <lisa> you can freeze what you don't use
10:00 <Kelevra> orly?
10:00 <Kelevra> but it has tomato in it?
10:00 <lisa> no the cilantro
10:00 <lisa> errr coriander
10:00 <Kelevra> ohhh
10:00 <Aaron> So what should I buy for dinner tonight? kebabs or kebabs or um kebabs?
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Coriander is fucking gross
10:00 <Kelevra> shh i love kebabs
10:00 <Kelevra> tozza[Mobile] siff
10:00 <Kelevra> but alot of ppl don't like it
11:00 <Aaron> chicken kebabs with no onion or garlic sauce but extra cheese
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its rank
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Over powers thr meal
11:00 <Kelevra> lamb kebab, lettuce, garlic sauce kthnx
11:00 <Aaron> a couple of leaves  of cori is fantastic
11:00 <lisa> it's the taste of mexico
11:00 <Kelevra> fuck i had one about 3 weeks ago after going out
11:00 <lisa> i could never live without cilantro
11:00 <Kelevra> mouth sex it was indeed
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hi lisa
11:00 <Aaron> 1 kebab for dinner and 1 fo rlunch tomorrow
11:00 <lisa> afternoon
12:00 <Kelevra> we have a really good kebab shop here
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Finished all 9 beers plus the longneck
12:00 <Kelevra> it's a shame so many tards go in there
12:00 <Aaron> then money for bets next saturday and keep the rest in my bank account other than $16 for myki monday
12:00 <lisa> heh
12:00 <Kelevra> tozza[Mobile] working tonight?
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hell no
12:00 <Kelevra> yay
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I need a break from all the work irc
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Time for normal irc
13:00 <Aaron> When was the last time LOZZA was on here?
13:00 <Kelevra> I fucked myself up last night
13:00 <Kelevra> watched all of childs play
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol 
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cheers tozza
14:00 <Aaron> that's the first sign of going mad, talking to yourself
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I fucked myself up to i was drinking beer like a champ
14:00 <saxon> chucky is the best killer ever 
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol aaron then im loopy 
14:00 <Kelevra> yeah that's what I meant by fucking myself up
15:00 <Aaron> Kelevra atleast it wasn't sexually
15:00 <Kelevra> I had beers and a few wines and watched childs play
15:00 <Kelevra> eh who can be fucked fucking themselves sexually
15:00 <Kelevra> that takes dedication
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> When the call of duty arrived
16:00 <Kelevra> I'm too lazy to fuck myself
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol hard to get ones self off is it kelevra?
16:00 <Kelevra> truth^
16:00 <Aaron> Kelevra why not just invest in a vibrator?
16:00 <lisa> tozza[Mobile]: i found that movie on itunes, so don't worry about sending it
16:00 <Kelevra> nah I don't know after changing nappies all day, feeding the little gremlins sex isn't really on my mind
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ah kool
16:00 <Kelevra> I'd have to disinfect myself something hardcore
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ok lisa hope u enjoy it
17:00 <Aaron> when I used to help change pooey nappies of my daughter, I used to dry reach all the time lol
17:00 <saxon> stop feeding kids GMO   lol 
17:00 <Kelevra> Aaron I do have a vibrator, after john and i split he sent me this waterproof vibrator with a card that said 'go fuck yourself bitch'
17:00 <Kelevra> I kept the vibrator
17:00 <Kelevra> =D
17:00 <Kelevra> waste not want not
17:00 <Aaron> John from here?
18:00 <Kelevra> yeah johninja
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol 
18:00 <Aaron> I never liked that butt clown
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> It wasnt used was it
18:00 <saxon> meet on irc.   get knocked up.   wow.   lol   oops
18:00 <Kelevra> nah it was in a package
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats funny
18:00 <Kelevra> saxon that's how a little girl always dreams her life will go
18:00 <lisa> true
18:00 <Kelevra> 'all my life I thought I'd meet someone who is a massive loser'
19:00 <Kelevra> haha
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
19:00 <lisa> livin the dream
19:00 <Kelevra> fuck yeah
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I might go back too sleep for abit
20:00 <Kelevra> go hard or go home is the motto
20:00 <saxon> the australian dream  get knocked up via the internet.  get single parent income and get housin commission house for pennies.      
20:00 <saxon> then become the single mom that all your kids peers end up wanting to fuck.   LOL.   happens all the time. 
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I usually go hard at home
20:00 <Aaron> a bit expensive to live the real aussie dream your parents lived when they were younger
21:00 <lisa> it's not really, if you work hard and prioritise
21:00 <Kelevra> saxon you should be a fkn tarot reader
21:00 <saxon> sounds like lisa and I are the only non socialists here
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Errr chees
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cheers
22:00 <Kelevra> nah she's cool
22:00 <Kelevra> she likes music and stuff
22:00 <lisa> i'm not anything politically
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh it meant political lol
22:00 <saxon> I love Trump.  he's my president ;) lol 
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I voted labour then the pirate party
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yarrrrr
22:00 <lisa> then let's not lump me with you
22:00 <lisa> trump should die in a fire
23:00 <Aaron> Labour? never knew you were pregnant tozza
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Labor 
23:00 <saxon> think about it.   socialist is the workers party.    what is labour again??   haha    the communist labour party.  dumbass
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Labour what eva
23:00 <Epi> http://i.imgur.com/X06KmoD.gifv
23:00 <Aaron> It's Labour in England
23:00 <saxon> kevin 07 and julia work for communists china
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Otay
24:00 <saxon> so does obama and hillary 
24:00 <Aaron> Turnbull has zero idea about anything.
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> HES A PINBALL WIZARD THERE HAS TO BE A TWIST 
24:00 <saxon> bring Tony bacl ;)
24:00 <saxon> back 
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> A PINBALL WIZARDS GOT SUCH A SUPPLE WRIST
24:00 <Kelevra> I once had a sex dream about kevin rudd
24:00 <Kelevra> it was awesome
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/ePiGVI2Hs-g
25:00 <Aaron> I once had a wet dramabout Kelevra back in the day
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: PIMBALL WIZARD ( The Who - Feat - Elton John - from - TOMMY The movie 1975 ) HD (Jan 3, 2012) Length: - Category: Music - 701,267 views views - 2,906 likes (97.7%), 67 dislikes (2.3%)
25:00 <Aaron> wet dream
25:00 <Kelevra> Aaron awesome
25:00 <Kelevra> what happened in the dream?
25:00 <Kelevra> did I fall over?
25:00 <Aaron> Kelevra it was centered around yourbigmouth
25:00 <Aaron> and it was an impressive deep throat
25:00 <MrMW> boo
25:00 <Kelevra> I have a horrible gag reflex irl
26:00 <Kelevra> so that's interesting
26:00 <Aaron> i eventually woked up playing with myself under the sheets
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tmi
26:00 <Kelevra> that's funny I've had dreams where i was masturbating and wake up like 'wtf' and I'm not even masturbating
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I hate sleeping with a boner and you kind of push it into nothing but the air
27:00 <Kelevra> lol
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So not satisfactory 
27:00 <Kelevra> I swear you need to get jade to move in with you
28:00 <Aaron> try to lie on your stomach, push the hard on down between your legs, reach other and jackit off between ur legs
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> She has family priorities right now
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Which is understandable 
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No Aaron 
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> frayedknot 
29:00 <frayedknot> hi tozza
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol great name
29:00 <Kelevra> I knew a guy who used to root his mattress
29:00 <Kelevra> I dated another who did it
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How do you ....... omg what
29:00 <Kelevra> very upsetting
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So 2 guys are furniture fuckers
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wtf
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Like this mel?
30:00 <frayedknot> uh, did the mattress have a hole in it
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/S5wG71gxrvE
30:00 <Kelevra> well with the guy i dated he was super off his chops and slipped out and just kept thrusting so he fucked the mattress and afterward I just sat there and was like 'whoaaaa I so need to dump this guy'
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 5 black guys dry humping furniture (Jan 11, 2012) Length: 2:34 - Category: Comedy - 641,822 views views - 1,529 likes (68.6%), 700 dislikes (31.4%)
30:00 <Kelevra> he had a super tiny willy
30:00 <Kelevra> OMG tozza[Mobile] lol
31:00 <Kelevra> I couldn't watch it, I started laughing too much at the title
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> nah u hve too
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Itll make u laugh more
31:00 <Kelevra> nah I'll fkn wet myself
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats ok
31:00 <saxon> that's just wrong
31:00 <Kelevra> it's too funny and how the music was on and the guy was acting all hardcore
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U cam change yourself when u change your daughter
32:00 <Kelevra> like 'WORD NIGGAH I FUCK COUCHES'
32:00 <Kelevra> I totally imagined him chucking his dick in a blender or something
32:00 <saxon> that's like the guy who busted the somalian .... stop fucking my car's tailpipe
32:00 <Kelevra> I had this housemate years ago that really pissed me off and he used to eat that sourcrout stuff
33:00 <Kelevra> so i got my ex to jack off in it and every morning when my housemate would smear it on his toast I'd laugh and he'd be like 'gee you seem really happy today'
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wtf
33:00 <lisa> gag
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats fucked up
33:00 <saxon> revenge gone wild. 
34:00 <saxon> tonight on CNN 
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> More like fox news
34:00 <Kelevra> yeah and my mates sister when I lived in adelaide pissed me off really badly so i got the same ex to jack off on her pillow while she was away and let it dry so god knows how long she slept on that 
34:00 <Kelevra> he in your 20's things seem funnier
34:00 <Kelevra> eh*
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Whats with getting this guy to wank on everything
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What a wanker
35:00 <Kelevra> well shit
35:00 <saxon> im glad i didnt have practical joker friends
35:00 <Kelevra> It's all I could think of at the time
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U shouldnt have shared your mans seed like that
35:00 <Kelevra> it's the ex who shaved beagles head into a reverse mohawk and pissed in his wardrobe
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> .. its yoir seed you could do what u wish i guess 
36:00 <lisa> sounds like a winner Kelevra
36:00 <saxon> what a keeper. 
36:00 <lisa> one day i hope to find a man to pee in my wardrobe...
37:00 <saxon> got one of his babies??   lol   trophy from the one that got away? lol 
37:00 <Kelevra> haha
37:00 <Kelevra> nah I did get engaged to him though then called it off
37:00 <Kelevra> I was an asshole in my 20's
37:00 <Kelevra> I didn't grow up until I was 23-25
37:00 <lisa> i wasn't an asshole til like 28
37:00 <lisa> slow learner i guess
38:00 <Kelevra> haha
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ive never been a asshole
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I guess im saving i for retirement 
38:00 <Kelevra> tozza[Mobile] that's true but you hung out with a few including me
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> To yell at the youth
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> YOU YOUNG WHIPPER SNAPPER WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT IRC IS
39:00 <Kelevra> I hope irc fucks itself before my kids grow up
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> WITH YOUR INSTAFACE AND YOUBOOK
39:00 <Kelevra> they can't be as retarded as me
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
40:00 <Kelevra> nah angel would fuck shit up
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/pyeFFGzs9Sg
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: American dad couch humping parody (May 9, 2011) Length: 1:00 - Category: Film & Animation - 44,048 views views - 111 likes (86%), 18 dislikes (14%)
41:00 <Kelevra> LOL
41:00 <saxon> stahp humping couches! 
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> My day has been made
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I aint a matress fucker
43:00 <Kelevra> I'm trying to think of a furniture item that I'd fuck but nothing comes to mind
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/HDRFTRDI1co
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kyle humping the couch (Sep 17, 2011) Length: 0:46 - Category: Comedy - 35,817 views views - 53 likes (81.5%), 12 dislikes (18.5%)
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> That just wrecked my day
44:00 <Kelevra> I've fucked on a washing machine once, I heard it'd be good but it was just the same old same old
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U ended up doing another load ;)
44:00 <Kelevra> haha
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yar 
45:00 <Kelevra> I had sex on a cops couch once so that was like 'fuck the police' ratm
45:00 <Kelevra> in my mind
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ew like actually fucking the police
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cop that
46:00 <Kelevra> oh nah I've never fucked a cop
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Starting too feel hungover 
46:00 <Kelevra> I had a few cops crack onto me at elephant and wheelbarrow though
46:00 <saxon> ive been fucked by the cops .... with out the sex 
46:00 <Kelevra> tozza[Mobile] when you feel the hangover, drink up
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nahh
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Gonna see jade today/tonight so no drinking
48:00 <Kelevra> doesn't she let you drink?
48:00 <lisa> so he can get it up later
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its not that 
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And haha lisa
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No not that either
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> She dosent drink so i dont drink around her mich
48:00 <Kelevra> I swear if I had to be compliant for someone I'd fkn shoot myself
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Like she does but not often
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its like when she comes here i dont play video games 
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ive seen bfs that do that
50:00 <Kelevra> that's understandable though
50:00 <lisa> isn't that just stopping the things you like to do just because she's there
50:00 <Kelevra> my ex used to play games and have breaks just to fuck me or annoy me
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its like jeez talk to your girl before u endup fucking the couch 
50:00 <lisa> that makes no sense
50:00 <Kelevra> lol tozza[Mobile]
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I suppose lisa
51:00 <Nice1> heh
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nice1
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Welcome to new melbourne
51:00 <saxon> hence fucking couches coz they dont talk?  im so confused. 
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Where we are all friends
51:00 <Nice1> hey
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Or the mattress
51:00 <Kelevra> If I had a dick i'd probably do some weird shit with it
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ohhkay
52:00 <Kelevra> if i had a dick I'd have wanked in the sourcrout and on the pillow myself
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sicko
52:00 <Kelevra> it wasn't my finest moment asking someone else to
52:00 <Kelevra> but alas that's love
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And that guy complied
52:00 <Kelevra> if someone will jack on or into something that's love right
52:00 <saxon> do it properly.    milk it THEN spit.  geez.    ps thats not right fyi 
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Kelevra listen too this
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/Oul2PiVyv60
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: State to State - Comprehension Headache (Official Video) (Jun 5, 2014) Length: 4:13 - Category: Music - 7,465 views views - 40 likes (97.6%), 1 dislikes (2.4%)
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not pong
53:00 <Kelevra> poos and wees
53:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hii
54:00 <Kelevra> yeah hi mate
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Waking up to music stuck in your head 
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cruising down the street in my rav 4
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
57:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> gay
57:00 <saxon> lol 
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mmhmm
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Very very gay
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Twas the point
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Very observant the pong
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Pong gets voice
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The sound of silence 
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I dont like it someone say something
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fine
08:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
10:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> singing
10:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> doo daa dee
10:00 <Kelevra> why listen to old music
10:00 <Kelevra> your brother is a fkn dj ffs
13:00 <sss> singing
13:00 <sss> doo da deee
13:00 <sss> dum dee ah dee
16:00 <sss> ponggg
16:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
18:00 <Kelevra> fuck off [[[[[pong]]]]]
18:00 <Kelevra> you're so boring
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> everyone im taking a dump
19:00 <Kelevra> I call it how I see it
19:00 <Kelevra> yay for irc on the shitter
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Grog bog bad
20:00 <Kelevra> okay my friend doesn't wants taco bill
20:00 <Kelevra> so wtf is good there?
20:00 <Kelevra> help me
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Beans
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tacos ?
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im a burrito guy
20:00 <Kelevra> I can't fkn survive on beans
20:00 <Kelevra> do they do burritos?
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Id say so
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh no
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Splash back
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I hate that
22:00 <Kelevra> oh no
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mmhmm
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Id be fine with it if the water didnt have poo in it
22:00 <Kelevra> yeah that's fucked up
22:00 <Kelevra> my toilet is awesome
23:00 <Kelevra> never get splash back ever
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I must visit for a dump
23:00 <Kelevra> haha
23:00 <Kelevra> 'hey mel, yeah I gotta go toilet then we'll catch up'
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ill bring my own roll
24:00 <Kelevra> 20 minutes later 'hi mel, so hows your week been'
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 20 mins jesus
25:00 <saxon> guys always love talking about shit  .... literally 
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Couch fucking then 
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U 
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ?
25:00 <Kelevra> haha
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Didnt fart with this dump
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I love a good gas release
28:00 <Kelevra> yeah it's nice to have a body clean out
30:00 <saxon> gotta be clean if you're going in 
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> A colon exercisom
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ok gonna wash my balls brb
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Clean ball and ass now 
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol balls even
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ok slooders bbl
48:00 <Kelevra> yeah I was about to say 'how'd you lose a nut'
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I bust a nut all the time 
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ok latahz
49:00 <Kelevra> kk
28:00 <Nice1> heh
29:00 <Nice1> tozza you awake?
43:00 <Blyke> lols
52:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> gay
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Aww yeh
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How r we all
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol fine 
14:00 <beagle> did someone get the number of that truck
19:00 <Student> Greetings 
21:00 <beagle> student 
21:00 <beagle> student do you know how to cook
21:00 <beagle> what would you cook for someone whose hungry
22:00 <beagle> sake wine ?
22:00 <beagle> do you drink wine Student
24:00 <Student> :)
24:00 <Student> beagle :)
25:00 <beagle> i hope im not banned from facebook
26:00 <beagle> i kept posting all these pictures of chatrooms
26:00 <beagle> nope not banned
29:00 <lisa> that was a good nap
29:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> werd
29:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> vote 1
29:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> pong
29:00 <beagle> i have all this chicken
29:00 <beagle> ill share it with my cat
30:00 <beagle> i give human food to my cat and she then decides its neccessary to sleep almost up my nose
33:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> tozza
34:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> it seems you might be about to beat me on stats
35:00 <beagle> i just ate chicken and now i feel about 1000 times better
35:00 <beagle> i gave about half to the cats
35:00 <beagle> some reason it was really salty
39:00 <TheRon> you don't know the mentals?
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I dont
39:00 <TheRon> seriously?
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> #sydney?
40:00 <steven> this is me on Call of duty
40:00 <steven> https://www.facebook.com/PowerFullWeapons/videos/400902733597798/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
41:00 <lisa> dead #melbourne is dead
41:00 <TheRon> are call of duty becoming like world of warcraft players?
41:00 <steven> https://www.facebook.com/SimplyViralUk/videos/706292709530970/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No theron
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/ZDpwr3DAGiw
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: afterwork castlevania (Jan 24, 2017) Length: 17:42 - Category: People & Blogs - 37 views views - 5 likes (83.3%), dislikes (16.7%)
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Me and my mate playing castlevania 
42:00 <TheRon> sounds a bit world of warcraft
46:00 <Epi> http://imgur.com/a/RKzF9 I converted my torch from 6 AA's to 6 D cells, >_> ghetto as heck
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Or me doin a few levels of battletoads starting from level 3 the turbo tunnel
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/1fGtTRlRvaU
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: second battle toads nes capture quality test (Dec 6, 2016) Length: 14:44 - Category: People & Blogs - 62 views views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
47:00 <Blyke> thunder
47:00 <Blyke> lols
47:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCZuYS-9qaw
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Billy Idol - Cradle Of Love (Mar 9, 2009) Length: 5:21 - Category: Music - 9,475,374 views views - 37,666 likes (97.6%), 918 dislikes (2.4%)
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mei mei
49:00 <Student> welcome back tozza[Mobile]
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey student
49:00 <saxon> heya nerdy 
49:00 <TheRon> ming lee
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Going home bbs
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Where b1rd
50:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> hi nerdygirl
50:00 <lisa> who cares
50:00 <KickOutTheJams> Has it been raining much near you pisstopher?
51:00 <nerdygirl> oh a 12 inch
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol @ lisa
51:00 <nerdygirl> lol
51:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> hi nerdygirl
51:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> are u a real girl?
51:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lol
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Meatball sub he means
51:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> thats right
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Love me some subway now
51:00 <b1rd> Morning!
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> nerdygirl what makes you a nerd
52:00 <nerdygirl> a 12 inch makes me a nerd
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hmm
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> That makes sense
52:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> what the fuck
52:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> nerdygirl
52:00 <b1rd> props tho
53:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> u are a real girl
53:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lol
53:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> shit
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
53:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> welcome to the new #melbourne
53:00 <Epi> what about 1/2? makes you either a nerd or a girl but not both :S
53:00 <b1rd> and Now the young Jedi will gravitate towards Dandybong
53:00 <b1rd> :]
54:00 <Arbition> I usually get 6in from subway and I'm not a girl, but I am a nerd
54:00 <b1rd> KickOutTheJams, just arsk for his address LOL
54:00 <b1rd> he'll provide
54:00 <KickOutTheJams> I dont want it lol
54:00 <KickOutTheJams> I just want to know if its been raining there
54:00 <b1rd> LULz
54:00 <b1rd> yes i know
54:00 <b1rd> srry i can't help thinking like a Predator!
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Jades coming on mirc lol
55:00 <Arbition> whassat mean
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> My gf 
55:00 <b1rd> always on the Track And Stalk.
55:00 <b1rd> :d
55:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOLLLLL
55:00 <b1rd> instinct
55:00 <KickOutTheJams> speak up Blyke
55:00 <b1rd> Blyke, we'll drop off soon mate
55:00 <b1rd> dw
55:00 <Blyke> lol
55:00 <b1rd> LOL
55:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOOOLLLLLLL
55:00 <TheRon> jenny, 867 - 5309
55:00 <b1rd> you cool bro
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wants to join in
56:00 <Arbition> I mean like, should we be concerned?
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No just telling ibiza
56:00 <Student> tozza :) sorry i was occupied, Greetings
56:00 <b1rd> hand in there lad
56:00 <KickOutTheJams> been raining there piss?
56:00 <b1rd> don't go to another Man.
56:00 <b1rd> or we angry
56:00 <b1rd> LOL
56:00 <b1rd> LULz
56:00 <b1rd> checks BOM for local weather... 
56:00 <b1rd> lol
56:00 <KickOutTheJams> yeah true tat lol
56:00 <b1rd> speak up son!
56:00 <b1rd> ;-]
56:00 <KickOutTheJams> Speak up Blyke
56:00 <b1rd> hehehhe
57:00 <TheRon> b1rd: if you get angry, do ppl just throw you?
58:00 <lisa> wb steven
58:00 <steven> fanks
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Jades coming on as coco
58:00 <Student> steven seem to have a fragile type of stomach ;)
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh glenncoco
59:00 <steven> mmmK
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
59:00 <steven> what does that even mean
59:00 <Glencoco> It's from a movie 😒
59:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOLOLOLOL
00:00 <steven> oh i thought you heard my fart .mp3s
00:00 <steven> :}
00:00 <TheRon> islans in the stream that is what we are
02:00 <Student> "i.like.custard" <--- referring to that
02:00 <jade> iBiZa where u at
02:00 <Blyke> 40 ppl overdoses in melbourne last night
02:00 <Blyke> lols
02:00 <KickOutTheJams> on what?
02:00 <KickOutTheJams> random shit?
02:00 <Blyke> ghb one of them
02:00 <Blyke> i know of
02:00 <TheRon> they overdosed on neil diamond\
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Rude lol
04:00 <jade> You are all boring
04:00 <lisa> we really are
04:00 <TheRon> the problem was that it was cut some of his weaker stuff from his recent albumns
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Irc lyf
05:00 <Student> :)
05:00 <Blyke> lols
08:00 <Student> jade really meant it 
08:00 <Blyke> i dont like anything except i like neil diamond
08:00 <Blyke> i dont like it
08:00 <Blyke> when u turn my voice about
08:00 <b1rd> LOL
08:00 <b1rd> stoopid kids
08:00 <b1rd> funny tho
08:00 <b1rd> keeps the Forrities busy and away from Moi!
09:00 <lisa> yeah she doesn't fuck around
09:00 <KickOutTheJams> Blyke is Serenity the one your love?
09:00 <b1rd> ROFFFFFl
09:00 <b1rd> he doesn't know a
09:00 <b1rd> Confused.
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol must be a age thing
10:00 <Arbition> Patience young padawan
10:00 <MelbUser|32792> KickOutTheJams is a stalker
10:00 <MelbUser|32792> and woman abuser
10:00 <b1rd> props yall
10:00 <b1rd> ROFFFFL
11:00 <b1rd> abuse with cock
11:00 <b1rd> every1's a stalker tho
11:00 <b1rd> :p
11:00 <MelbUser|32792> KickOutTheJams is ban evading, aka TheMayo or plivent
11:00 <b1rd> ROFFFFL
11:00 <b1rd> fuck up breaker!
11:00 <b1rd> lamer
11:00 <b1rd> used all ya proxies so at pubric ribry?
11:00 <b1rd> LOL
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
13:00 <steven> this faggot is back
13:00 <steven> haha
13:00 <MelbUser|32792> steven actually im at work busy doing a thing called a job, something none of you faggots have
13:00 <steven> HAHAHAHA
13:00 <steven> centrelink is closed today
14:00 <Student> :)
14:00 <steven> or does work for the dole run on sunday ?
14:00 <steven> i been working for over 5 years
14:00 <MelbUser|32792> in your head
14:00 <steven> hahaha
14:00 <steven> because you would know
14:00 <MelbUser|32792> you are like the other stalker on here who I wont name he thinks he runs a company
15:00 <lisa> i'm glad my bf uses irc
15:00 <lisa> i'd hate to have to try to explain it to him
15:00 <steven> i dont run no company
15:00 <MelbUser|32792> you are all at home playing with yourself obsessed over Jen when she wants nothing to do with you
15:00 <steven> Projection.
15:00 <steven> jen is a fugly
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> she thought it was boring no one was talkig
16:00 <zaim> haha
16:00 <Student> cougars have bf, very nice 
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha
16:00 <steven> your the only one obsessed over her
16:00 <TheRon> put the lime in the coccnut and drank them boith up
16:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
16:00 <b1rd> MelbUser|32792, go buy 8ball
16:00 <steven> chris got her... slobbs got her.... strum got her.... raichu got her.....
16:00 <steven> the list goes on and on
17:00 <Epi> I talk on irc with my gf
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I generally just call
17:00 <lisa> when you're in the same room? lols
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im old fashioned 
17:00 <Epi> mine has no say in this >_> 
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha 
17:00 <b1rd> rofffl Jen
17:00 <b1rd> don't start breaker
17:00 <b1rd> you jello mate
17:00 <b1rd> lollllllllllll
17:00 <steven> me and b1rd are having her next
17:00 <b1rd> indeed
17:00 <b1rd> speak up breaker
17:00 <steven> pig on a sp......
17:00 <steven> lols
18:00 <Student> via the gaming console? :)
18:00 <Epi> via my arm ;D
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I love my game consoles
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I need more obscure ones
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Like tandy computers and shit
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> My most obscure is a boxed hanimex 070c
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=hanimex+tvg+070c&client=safari&hl=en-au&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwitj4DPjZnSAhVFj5QKHbl4BKkQ_AUIBygB&biw=375&bih=559
19:00 <MelbUser|32792> all you will ever get is your coon steven, thats all
19:00 <MelbUser|32792> maybe amelia
19:00 <steven> hahaha
19:00 <steven> had them both
19:00 <steven> you alright man ?
19:00 <steven> you cant even get jen
19:00 <steven> but still trying to protect her
20:00 <Student> interesting buttons 
20:00 <Student> thanks tozza
20:00 <steven> i had logs of her saying how sexy i was
21:00 <TheRon> ehhehe....logs
21:00 <steven> speaking of logs, brb
22:00 <TheRon> i come from a long line of loggers
23:00 <TheRon> do the hustle......
25:00 <tozza> YO
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh its basically a pong console with a few basic carts
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I want to find others like a tempest and other pong consoles
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I also have a fascination for penny arcade items now
26:00 <Glenn> tozza!
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> You know like arcade units from the 20s 30s 40s and 50s
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=penny+arcade+items&client=safari&hl=en-au&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiPy_ezj5nSAhXFVZQKHTF2DDwQ_AUIBygB&biw=375&bih=559#hl=en-au&tbm=isch&q=penny+arcade+machines
27:00 <tozza> genn 20
27:00 <tozza> wheres nice1
27:00 <TheRon> Bargearse!!
28:00 <lisa> those are cute
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh im gonna start collecting them aswell
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Give them a nice varnish finish
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just to go throughout the house
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Id love a old fortune teller
30:00 <Student> :)
30:00 <Blyke> hi Student
31:00 <Student> Greetings Blyke
31:00 <Blyke> i cracked it cause of ppl driving up my doorstep
31:00 <Blyke> its like u cant drive on footpath
31:00 <Blyke> why do they think they can do it here
31:00 <Blyke> Lumeah3
31:00 <Blyke> lets get married
31:00 <stebie> only lite abuse toward others?
31:00 <steven> lol
31:00 <tozza> yeh
31:00 <tozza> just a touch
31:00 <tozza> banter is fine
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Jesus that was quick
32:00 <Blyke> lols
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No meal no movies
32:00 <Blyke> saving for honey moon
32:00 <sss> i
32:00 <sss> love
32:00 <sss> pattaya
32:00 <Blyke> i love sss
32:00 <Epi> anyone going to white night tonight? (#racist #triggered
32:00 <sss> yes
32:00 <tozza> just like work humour
32:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> wat about pong
32:00 <tozza> pong just pong
32:00 <steven> lol
32:00 <steven> this guy never gives up
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh thr cross burning is at 9pm
33:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who
33:00 <TheRon> when smokey sings, i forget everything
33:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hi faux 
33:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> can we marry
33:00 <Glenn> Old faces returning.
33:00 <steven> all on kiwirc
33:00 <steven> what a suprise!
33:00 <TheRon> jesus!
33:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> even doodle
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thinking about the casino
34:00 <tozza> lol
34:00 <stebie> hi old friends
34:00 <tozza> welcome kiwi-ircers
34:00 <Glenn> faux, Serenity, Maurice, simba... almost enough for a reunion! :)
34:00 <stebie> welcome back
34:00 <Student> welcome faux , Maurice, Doodle
34:00 <Glenn> whose?
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ibiza
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Jade jumped on to talk to you
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> But u didnt reply so she left
35:00 <simba> yea just need a gun
35:00 <steven> haha
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Well screw u buddy lol
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lisa have you ever watched my cat from hell
37:00 <lisa> i think so yeah
37:00 <TheRon> someone post some boobs, just for old times sake
37:00 <tozza> melbuser
37:00 <stebie> ok
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Watching it now
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> These are some angry kitties
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Jackson galaxy is pretty cool
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Except that beard he got
38:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yesssss boobssss
39:00 <sss> has anyone been to pattaga
39:00 <lisa> it's pretty basic stuff heh
39:00 <sss> Pattaya
39:00 <lisa> he's not magic, it's just educating people
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I need you to come over and assess sega
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> She can be a mole
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Rubs up on your hand for a pat
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Then bites you
40:00 <lisa> well it's usually the human that's the issue, the cat just responds accordingly ;)
40:00 <sss> tozza
40:00 <sss> come to pattaya
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Last week on mirc im just sitting there and she really attacked me
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha thanks
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Where is that shun
40:00 <lisa> yeah but there would be a reason why
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Shaun
40:00 <lisa> you just don't know what it is
40:00 <sss> Google it
40:00 <lisa> maybe she saw another cat outside the window
40:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hi pong
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol maybe
41:00 <sss> I go 4 times a year
41:00 <sss> next trip is in march
41:00 <Student> oh :)
41:00 <lisa> sss goin to the ladyboys
41:00 <Student> tight management 
41:00 <sss> yes
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ping pong tricks
41:00 <tozza> pong
41:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yess
41:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> jongggg
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lisa has butch ever gave you the slow blink
42:00 <tozza> no ops for pong
42:00 <tozza> pong gets voice
42:00 <tozza> pong
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sega replied to mine once
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Is that even a thing lol
43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
43:00 <tozza> you know when u eat wog meat then burp it 3 hours later stronger than when it went down
43:00 <KickOutTheJams> pooess and weeess
43:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong was in melb back in 1998
43:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lol
43:00 <tozza> was pong?
43:00 <KickOutTheJams> [[[[[pong]]]]] have you told them the pooland story?
43:00 <TheRon> ballarat get's the white night
43:00 <tozza> LOL
43:00 <Blyke> yes TheDarkTruth
43:00 <TheRon> woo hoo
43:00 <Blyke> TheRon
43:00 <tozza> did they burn a cross?
43:00 <Student> welcome back tozza
43:00 <tozza> cheers teacher
43:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I thought that was wong in 1988
44:00 <Student> :)
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah iBiZa[Mobile]  next place for me is japan
44:00 <tozza> LOL
44:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> or was it fong
44:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> or tong
44:00 <tozza> prob bong
44:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> or long
44:00 <KickOutTheJams> [[[[[pong]]]]] brought pooland to glory in 2004 with 48 users...
44:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> or mong
44:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> or nong
44:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> 58 users!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
44:00 <tozza> in the ning nang nong where the cows goe [[[[[PONG]]]]]]
44:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> more than here
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Gonna go on a arcade and ntsc-j console shopping spree
45:00 <tozza> student whats be crankin
45:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> it had many ppl in pooland
45:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> then pooland was closed
45:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ppl jealous of pooland
45:00 <tozza> they went down the street too pee world?
45:00 <tozza> had a 3 park superpass?
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The vet life is on next
46:00 <b1rd> hi all
46:00 <KickOutTheJams> We quite often notice people joining pooland to see what its all about
46:00 <tozza> think we have 6 or 7 kiwi ircers at this time
46:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yessss many ppl from syd and other chann join pooland then they deny it
46:00 <Student> tozza :), playing pool
46:00 <KickOutTheJams> lol thats true
46:00 <tozza> nice
46:00 <KickOutTheJams> they do deny it
47:00 <b1rd> :]
47:00 <Student> Greetings b1rd
47:00 <b1rd> tar Student 
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Whos up for some trolling
47:00 <b1rd> <tozza[Mobile]> She can be a mole
47:00 <b1rd> <tozza[Mobile]> Rubs up on your hand for a pat
47:00 <b1rd> <tozza[Mobile]> Then bites you
47:00 <b1rd> yes!
47:00 <b1rd> a woman in your life tozza[Mobile] 
47:00 <b1rd> ?
47:00 <b1rd> LOOOL
47:00 <b1rd> rock n rolling
47:00 <Student> technicall not a woman 
47:00 <Student> +y
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Rock and trolling
47:00 <tozza> is ron
47:00 <tozza> is good
47:00 <TheRon> he who denied it, supplied it
47:00 <KickOutTheJams> [[[[[pong]]]]] do you remember when GoldSpade joined?
47:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yess
47:00 <tozza> nice1?
47:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he wanted ops
47:00 <KickOutTheJams> Yes
48:00 <b1rd> yes! lets!
48:00 <b1rd> i kno Student 
48:00 <b1rd> lol
48:00 <b1rd> being cheeky
48:00 <Student> :)
48:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> so did breaker
48:00 <Glenn> 3 * ChanOP sets mode: +o [[[[[pong]]]]]
48:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he beg for ops
48:00 <KickOutTheJams> yessss
49:00 <b1rd> wheres Sutekh 
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he would destroy pooland
49:00 <KickOutTheJams> The people want to be part of something great
49:00 <KickOutTheJams> Nice1 is that you, GoldSpade?
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yesss he is GoldSpade
49:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he was also lolly1
50:00 <b1rd> lisa, got me on life iggy
50:00 <b1rd> LOL
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> More like got you on ignore
51:00 <b1rd> yes
51:00 <b1rd> sensible options
51:00 <b1rd> but no fun
51:00 <b1rd> lisa needs a good hard fucking
51:00 <b1rd> before she seals up
51:00 <b1rd> LOL
51:00 <TheRon> dragon - dreams of ordinary men
51:00 <TheRon> everybody say aman
51:00 <TheRon> amen
53:00 <tozza> nah man
53:00 <tozza> * MelbUser|44831 ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
53:00 <tozza> * faux ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
53:00 <tozza> * Doodle ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
53:00 <tozza> LOL
53:00 <Nice1> I dont doodleh hehe
53:00 <Nice1> lil faux
53:00 <Nice1> the gang
53:00 <Nice1> heh
54:00 <Lumeah3> Looking for a floggin bro 
54:00 <Lumeah3> Lol
54:00 <b1rd> lool
54:00 <b1rd> yes
54:00 <b1rd> love a good row
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Did u beat your wife lastnight
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> She made u mad
54:00 <b1rd> :-]
54:00 <saxon> !seen Kelevra> 
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> You gave her away too agent 
54:00 <b1rd> hahaha nar
54:00 <saxon> !seen Kelevra
54:00 <b1rd> I'm a gentleman
54:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> wat is kiwiirc
54:00 <steven> its a chat client
54:00 <steven> where you can hide your i
54:00 <steven> p
54:00 <tozza> our web portal to join # elbourne
55:00 <saxon> thankya
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U were even gonna pay shipping
55:00 <b1rd> i jus go out starting fights with men instead
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Then said nah she can walk
55:00 <b1rd> to dump my aggression against my wife lol
55:00 <b1rd> yes
55:00 <b1rd> i'll send her ur way
55:00 <b1rd> honestly
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
55:00 <b1rd> not joking mate
55:00 <tozza> my god how did i fuck that up
55:00 <tozza> LOL
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not needed
56:00 <b1rd> WHITE NIGHT TONIGHT THO
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nor wanted
56:00 <b1rd> LOOL
56:00 <b1rd> bs ill send regardless
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh cross burning at 9pm
56:00 <b1rd> loool
56:00 <b1rd> keen
56:00 <b1rd> should go bash muds 
56:00 <b1rd> in city
56:00 <b1rd> its WHITE NIGHT BRO
56:00 <b1rd> not DARKY NIGHT
56:00 <b1rd> LOOOOL
56:00 <Student> what is the name of segment currently running in the channel?
56:00 <saxon> master race night ?
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> B1rd dosent mix colours with his whites
57:00 <TheRon> love is a bridge, that links our hearts, keeping us close when we're apart
57:00 <tozza> is [[[[[pong]]]]] a true slooder?
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And on that note im off bbl 
58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yesssv y
58:00 <tozza> SLEWDERRRR
59:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong old skool
59:00 <tozza> so is tozza
00:00 <tozza> been tozza since 99
00:00 <TheRon> this time i'm playing to win
00:00 <tozza> but only re-registered recently
00:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u not rememba pong
00:00 <tozza> been too long pong
01:00 <tozza> probaby
01:00 <tozza> i was in chadstone springvale dandenong and various others
01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hellas?
01:00 <tozza> hahaha i remewmber hellas
01:00 <tozza> nah i wasnt
01:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> teens
01:00 <tozza> funfactory 
02:00 <Student> call for the devil and devil is here ;)
02:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> GoldSpade was MungoGee trawling for gay sex and head
02:00 <tozza> slooder!
02:00 <tozza> meat burrrrp
02:00 <tozza> all that nandos i guess
03:00 <Blyke> hi
03:00 <Blyke> i want sleep
03:00 <Blyke> i want sleep next 2
03:00 <Blyke> a lovely woman
03:00 <Nice1> funny how all these ppl love to talk about a nick name i used in the past
03:00 <tozza> was it famous nice1
03:00 <Nice1> must of been!
03:00 <Nice1> pong thinks so
04:00 <Blyke> then my life is complete
04:00 <Nice1> so does that other idiot
04:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who
04:00 <Nice1> KickOutTheJams
05:00 <Blyke> ive never fell asleep hugging
05:00 <Nice1> he thinks about all the time
05:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> he is a parish priest
05:00 <Nice1> day and night
05:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> wat he think about
05:00 <Nice1> me!
05:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u want to start a rship with him a gay one
05:00 <Student> tozza you were on the job at the weekend night?
06:00 <Blyke> or only once
06:00 <Blyke> then i got dead arm
06:00 <Blyke> lols
06:00 <tozza> nah
06:00 <Student> you said you are going home?
06:00 <tozza> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha4mnVEzv2g
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Slipknot - The Heretic's Anthem Lyrics (May 19, 2010) Length: 4:15 - Category: Music - 1,125,544 views views - 6,178 likes (96.5%), 226 dislikes (3.5%)
06:00 <tozza> i was at the gfs house
06:00 <Student> all right
07:00 <Blyke> i need a woman in my life
07:00 <Blyke> so i can actually function
07:00 <KickOutTheJams> Nice1 is that you, GoldSpade?
07:00 <tozza> it is
07:00 <tozza> he said it is
07:00 <Nice1> he says the same thing over and over
07:00 <tozza> is goldspade a bad guy?
07:00 <tozza> he is now nice1
07:00 <tozza> :)
07:00 <KickOutTheJams> lol
07:00 <Nice1> that name is stuck his head
07:00 <KickOutTheJams> he is
07:00 <KickOutTheJams> He's a very bad man
07:00 <Nice1> he will never get rid of it
07:00 <Nice1> ever
07:00 <tozza> HERETICCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
08:00 <Blyke> else its eat sleep
08:00 <Blyke> eat sleep
08:00 <b1rd> LOL
08:00 <b1rd> tozza is right
08:00 <b1rd> night boe
08:00 <Blyke> b1rd are u the one i love
08:00 <tozza> I'm a popstar threat and I'm not dead yet
08:00 <tozza> Got a super dred bet with an angel drug head
08:00 <tozza> Like a dead beat winner, I want to be a sinner
08:00 <tozza> An idolized bang for the industry killer
08:00 <tozza> A hideous man that you don't understand
08:00 <tozza> Throw a suicide party and I'm guaranteed to fucking snap
08:00 <tozza> I'm supersonic, its pornoholic
08:00 <tozza> Breakdowns, obscenities its all I want to be
08:00 <KickOutTheJams> we need to tie one end of a rope to GoldSpades ankle, the other end to a car and drag him down a dirt road for punishment
08:00 <tozza> IF YOUR 555 then im 666
08:00 <Nice1> you need to get that name out of your head KickOutTheJams
09:00 <Blyke> jen did my head in
09:00 <Blyke> i want her bad
09:00 <Nice1> I dont know how you can do it
09:00 <Nice1> but you must try 
09:00 <KickOutTheJams> Nice1 may I register the nick GoldSpade?
09:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> GoldSpade are u a wog
09:00 <Nice1> for your own sake
09:00 <tozza> wogs make awesome food so props
09:00 <tozza> and grappa
09:00 <tozza> :P
10:00 <Blyke> but now i dont even care about myself
10:00 <Blyke> just want life to finish
10:00 <Blyke> tired as could pass out
10:00 <Blyke> but cbf
10:00 <Blyke> i will just dream
10:00 <Blyke> of stuff i cant have
10:00 <Nice1> heh
10:00 <Nice1> wtf
10:00 <KickOutTheJams> Good track
10:00 <tozza> mmhmm
10:00 <KickOutTheJams> I still like "I push my fingers into my eyessss" the best
10:00 <tozza> HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKERRRRR
11:00 <beagle> yeah , dream of taylor swift
11:00 <tozza> that pongs bro
11:00 <tozza> poos and wees
11:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who
11:00 <KickOutTheJams> [[[[[pong]]]]] split on GoldSpade
11:00 <tozza> ur wog burp
11:00 <tozza> ibiza does dimsim burps in ppls faces
12:00 <beagle> actually
12:00 <beagle> forget i said that
12:00 <beagle> make a green tea and honey, youll never forget :D theyre tasty !
12:00 <Blyke> i want see a woman i love
12:00 <KickOutTheJams> take that Nice1
12:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOL
12:00 <Nice1> hehe
12:00 <Nice1> he
12:00 <Nice1> zzzzzzzzzzz
12:00 <tozza> vegemite*
12:00 <TheRon> fucking disgusting
12:00 <Nice1> well thats what hes like
13:00 <Blyke> but i never will
13:00 <Blyke> cause lifes a bitch
13:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG5N3GC-m20
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: George Michael - One More Try (Nov 23, 2009) Length: 5:46 - Category: Music - 41,648,232 views views - 177,365 likes (97.2%), 5,111 dislikes (2.8%)
13:00 <Blyke> any chick can make me travel on train when i hadnt been on train in years
13:00 <Blyke> is a keeper
13:00 <Blyke> fuck man
13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u have a vegamite anus TheRon??
13:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm warm yellow weassssssssssss
14:00 <Blyke> i dont even catch the bus
14:00 <Blyke> i stuck here
14:00 <Blyke> at home
14:00 <Blyke> waiting
14:00 <Blyke> for what
14:00 <Blyke> i dont know
14:00 <beagle> well look around you, all people really want is art
14:00 <KickOutTheJams> lol
15:00 <Blyke> but then there is suzi
15:00 <beagle> you'll just loose your mind wishing for what you cant have ! create it some how !
15:00 <Blyke> and i miss her chat
15:00 <Blyke> only person i felt i could connect with
15:00 <thebeeja> put your handsd up melbourne!!!
15:00 <Blyke> hi thebeeja
15:00 <Blyke> are u suzi
15:00 <Blyke> thebeeja
15:00 <Blyke> i looking for suzi
15:00 <KickOutTheJams> <Nice1> lil Lish
15:00 <KickOutTheJams> <Nice1> hello
15:00 <KickOutTheJams> <Lish> Don't call me lil Lish pls
15:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOL
16:00 <Blyke> or jen
16:00 <Blyke> just need to talk to a female
16:00 <Blyke> i think world of
16:00 <Blyke> why should i live
16:00 <Blyke> if i cant 
16:00 <Blyke> see anybody i love
16:00 <beagle> hrm just try to do something
16:00 <beagle> for me
16:00 <beagle> strip off your clothes
17:00 <beagle> and walk around going 'wheres my ex'
17:00 <Blyke> i never had an ex
17:00 <beagle> thats the point
17:00 <Blyke> im crying
17:00 <Blyke> i done this 1000s
17:00 <Blyke> times
17:00 <thebeeja> please help my dinf molly...
17:00 <Blyke> i love 
17:00 <Blyke> u
17:00 <Blyke> please
18:00 <Blyke> if i cant 
18:00 <Blyke> evn
18:00 <Blyke> even
18:00 <Blyke> manage to eat most days
18:00 <beagle> youre losing the plot when no one has a plot
19:00 <Blyke> why eaqt
19:00 <Blyke> eat
19:00 <Blyke> why do anything
19:00 <Student> :)
19:00 <beagle> then now you have to make a huge meal you know that dont you , lazy bones
19:00 <thebeeja> hi im looking for molly..
19:00 <Blyke> i got sent to court once for crying
19:00 <thebeeja> please help me find molly...
19:00 <Blyke> thats how much of a bitch
19:00 <Blyke> the other lisa was
20:00 <thebeeja> she maes my life happy...
20:00 <thebeeja> mor exciting...
20:00 <Blyke> i miss
20:00 <thebeeja> she makes me want to dance.......
20:00 <Blyke> the one i love
20:00 <beagle> i read a book i bought from new york sometimes
20:00 <Blyke> i cant no love them
20:00 <beagle> called anne of green gables
20:00 <Blyke> else i am liar
20:00 <beagle> theres 8 books and just over 2000 pages
20:00 <Blyke> for saying i love u in first place
21:00 <beagle> well actually , you farted in the bed, now shes gone
21:00 <Blyke> anyone says i love u
21:00 <Blyke> should mean it
21:00 <Blyke> or else they are liars
21:00 <Blyke> and scum
21:00 <Blyke> worse than dog shit
21:00 <thebeeja> i love molly
21:00 <beagle> haha ! wow what a ........ man i would call it romance but its just a moan !
21:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> it possible that pong could bring melb to glory like pooland back in 2004
21:00 <simba> it possible
22:00 <Blyke> i can cry
22:00 <Blyke> all my life
22:00 <Blyke> or the person i love
22:00 <Blyke> could make an effort
22:00 <beagle> oh , im not staying around for this
22:00 <Blyke> and fix all 
22:00 <beagle> now youre just someone i used to knowwwwwwwwwwwww
22:00 <beagle> etc
22:00 <beagle> fuck me what a moan
22:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> simba u r a fan of pong
22:00 <iBiZa> [[[[[pong]]]]]
22:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ pong ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
23:00 <beagle> ive been there done that thanks
23:00 <Blyke> i never done anything
23:00 <Blyke> i want too
23:00 <Blyke> but i fall in love
23:00 <Blyke> and ppl hate ppl
23:00 <Blyke> that love them
23:00 <simba> pong
23:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> ?
24:00 <Blyke> in this fucked up world
24:00 <thebeeja> sometimes i scribble addresses too sloppy when i jot em..
24:00 <thebeeja> anyway fuck you blyke whats been up hows your nonna?
24:00 <Blyke> hi thebeeja
24:00 <Blyke> are u female
24:00 <thebeeja> cheers toz.0-bot
24:00 <Nice1> hey tozza
24:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> wat
24:00 <simba> pong
24:00 <Nice1> tozza
24:00 <Nice1> is that the real Serenity or a fake
24:00 <Lumeah3>  Hmmm
24:00 <Lumeah3> Wouldn't surprise me
25:00 <Blyke> my heads done in
25:00 <thebeeja> hey fuck u nice1 how are ya?
25:00 <Blyke> i would kiss any woman wants a kiss
25:00 <Nice1> hey do you know where I can download mame roms
25:00 <thebeeja> romparidise
25:00 <thebeeja> or thepiratebay
25:00 <Blyke> romnation
25:00 <Blyke> just go google
25:00 <saxon> why dont people just ask google these things. it's AI.  geez
25:00 <Blyke> mame romz
25:00 <Nice1> shes on the perth channel where she lives
25:00 <Nice1> so could be
25:00 <Nice1> shes saying nothing in pm
25:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> she not liek pong
26:00 <KickOutTheJams> coolrom
26:00 <Blyke> lol
26:00 <Blyke> why ask on here
26:00 <KickOutTheJams> everywhere Goldspade
26:00 <Blyke> lols
26:00 <thebeeja> the romunator
26:00 <KickOutTheJams> you dumb shit
26:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOL
26:00 <thebeeja> dj romy rom and the fresh price of roms
26:00 <Blyke> any woman want a friend for life
26:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOLOOLOLOL
26:00 <thebeeja> rom dmc
26:00 <Blyke> i waiting
26:00 <thebeeja> green eggs and rom
26:00 <Nice1> alot of ppl dont
26:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> lies
27:00 <thebeeja> romald mcdonald..
27:00 <Blyke> i wouldnt even care i suzi was a guy if she lied to me
27:00 <Blyke> if
27:00 <saxon> .... if only i had a man with more Mame in his life ..... said no female ever 
27:00 <Blyke> i just want see suzi
27:00 <Blyke> fuck
27:00 <KickOutTheJams> Nice1 is that you, GoldSpade?
27:00 <Blyke> i want lo
27:00 <Blyke> ve 
27:00 <thebeeja> blyke maybe if you were a little less needy a girl would talk to you..
27:00 <Blyke> someone
27:00 <Lumeah3> Probably a hox
28:00 <Blyke> well if u never had and nearlly 40
28:00 <Blyke> why wouldnt u be needy
28:00 <saxon> there are women in chatrooms?  no way!  lol 
28:00 <thebeeja> when did the breast feeding stop 38? lol\
28:00 <Blyke> only root i had is when i was 15
28:00 <Blyke> 22 years ago
28:00 <Blyke> and like
28:00 <Blyke> u sleep with morons
28:00 <iBiZa> hawt
28:00 <steven> HAHA
29:00 <Blyke> utter bullshit cunts
29:00 <Blyke> but not
29:00 <thebeeja> u sleep with mormans?
29:00 <Blyke> someone that will love u
29:00 <Blyke> how fucken spastic
29:00 <KickOutTheJams> Welcome lisa
29:00 <KickOutTheJams> Lish*
29:00 <KickOutTheJams> Welcome Lwaxana
30:00 <Blyke> a lesbian had to sleep with me
30:00 <Blyke> but a normal woman wont
30:00 <Blyke> how fucken retarded
30:00 <thebeeja> lol
30:00 <Blyke> when i was 30
30:00 <Blyke> i sle
30:00 <Blyke> pt
30:00 <Lwaxana> KickOutTheJams we were discussing who you are
30:00 <Lwaxana> care to confess ??
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who is he
30:00 <b1rd> you'll never know Lwaxana 
30:00 <b1rd> LOOOOOLLLL
30:00 <b1rd> props tho for the headroot
31:00 <Blyke> with little button nose
31:00 <Blyke> on my sisters birthday
31:00 <saxon> blame lgbtqinfinity they ruined everything
31:00 <Blyke> lol
31:00 <thebeeja> lol u a sick man
31:00 <Blyke> no shit
31:00 <Blyke> only time me little button nose didnt do drugs
31:00 <Blyke> we slept together
31:00 <Blyke> rofl
31:00 <KickOutTheJams> Lwaxana you know who I am
31:00 <KickOutTheJams> I am the great HellBillyDeluxe
32:00 <saxon>  lgbt make people dumb.   so much info.  SO much dumber. 
32:00 <Blyke> i cried like 10 minutes
32:00 <Blyke> after meeting her
32:00 <Blyke> cause she was gay
32:00 <Blyke> first time
32:00 <steven> indeed
32:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> pong just met him
33:00 <Blyke> i happy i kissed her everywhere
33:00 <Blyke> but i want her babys
33:00 <Blyke> i want her as my life partner
33:00 <Blyke> or else i would have had sex since i was 30
33:00 <iBiZa> VOTE 1
33:00 <iBiZa> ponggggggggggggggg
33:00 <Lish> Sup
34:00 <saxon> wtf is wrong with this new generation.  you guys are fuhucked 
34:00 <Blyke> oh
34:00 <Blyke> nah
34:00 <Blyke> i love jen
34:00 <Blyke> but
34:00 <Blyke> i cant talk to her
34:00 <KickOutTheJams> Blyke needs an older woman to save him from these jokes
35:00 <Blyke> KickOutTheJams
35:00 <Blyke> i do
35:00 <Blyke> i so fucked atm depressed
35:00 <saxon> millenials have the dumb.   im seriouslty. I fear for Australia's continuation.  
35:00 <Blyke> i would do any woman
35:00 <Blyke> even in their 60s
35:00 <Blyke> lols
35:00 <Blyke> cause 
35:00 <Blyke> i like life
35:00 <Blyke> and its possible
35:00 <Blyke> so why not
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yesssss for pong
35:00 <b1rd> YES
35:00 <b1rd> LOL at CONFESS
36:00 <saxon> ur gopnna get taken over by muslims coz you are all white cucks who have the dumb.   wake the fuck up
36:00 <Blyke> saxon
36:00 <Blyke> saxon why u called owner
36:00 <Blyke> ??
36:00 <saxon> MASTER
36:00 <Blyke> ok
36:00 <Blyke> are u the one i love
36:00 <Blyke> ?
36:00 <IRCStats> New stats available for #melbourne! See the #melbourne stats: http://www.chatmelbourne.com.au/stats
36:00 <b1rd> lulz
36:00 <KickOutTheJams> I pledge allegiance to [[[[[pong]]]]]
36:00 <b1rd> "here is something i prepared earlier: http://imgur.com/a/0iJQy" 
36:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> yesssss pong bring melb to glory jus like pooland did
36:00 <b1rd> ROFFFFFL
36:00 <b1rd> LOLLLL
37:00 <saxon> yes.  its me.  you have the dumb. stahp it. 
37:00 <Blyke> ok
37:00 <Blyke> sorry hun
37:00 <KickOutTheJams> holy shit
37:00 <KickOutTheJams> fuck that crap off b1rd
37:00 <KickOutTheJams> you sick cunt lol
37:00 <simba> wow that is absolutely hideous
37:00 <simba> were you in a car crash
37:00 <steven> hahahaahahahahaah
38:00 <Blyke> i fight my brain from thinking about ppl
38:00 <saxon> millenials have the dumb.    self hating cuckolds.   you gotta stahp it.   lol stahp being girly men. 
38:00 <Blyke> like if i start
38:00 <Blyke> to think
38:00 <thebeeja> hey saxon ever had ur shit pushed in?
38:00 <Blyke> i tell my self to forget
38:00 <Blyke> i cant obsses
38:00 <Blyke> over ppl
38:00 <simba> that is so disgusting it should go viral
38:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> b1rd is that u willy
38:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> someone told pong it breakers
38:00 <Lish> Why did I click it again 
38:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> orage pubes
38:00 <steven> hahaa
38:00 <Lish> I thought it was something different 
38:00 <steven> sure sure 
39:00 <Blyke> that dont think about me
39:00 <Blyke> im not mental
39:00 <Blyke> like breaker
39:00 <Lish> I clicked it already earlier
39:00 <steven> double dipping
39:00 <steven> you norti girl
39:00 <Lish> The worst kind of double dipping
39:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> most ppl in here have a foreskin
40:00 <saxon> why are millenials obsecessed with incest 
40:00 <Blyke> im not
40:00 <Blyke> i just want know whos who
40:00 <Blyke> if i quit weed i have 1 friend
40:00 <b1rd> LOL
40:00 <b1rd> * You have been kicked from #sydney by Lwaxana (just because your genitally challenged and have nothing to play with.. doesn't mean you can annoy us)
40:00 <Lumeah3> Maybe a amelia wants to see the bike
41:00 <Blyke> prob the one thats helped me the most
41:00 <Blyke> so its good
41:00 <thebeeja> stop winging cunt
41:00 <Blyke> then give me a beej
41:00 <Blyke> lol
41:00 <Blyke> u cunt
41:00 <thebeeja> i poke u in the eye u little bitch
41:00 <b1rd> jew doc tried to cut mine
41:00 <Lish> Amelia loves bikes
41:00 <b1rd> fkn old man smacked him
41:00 <b1rd> LOLLLL
41:00 <amelia> wot kind of bike
41:00 <amelia> tricycle i hope
41:00 <steven> its a lil bike
42:00 <Blyke> i do that to u with my cock
42:00 <Blyke> when u gag for it
42:00 <Blyke> suck it
42:00 <Blyke> now cunt
42:00 <thebeeja> ill smash ur back doors in so far in your grandkids will talk shit
42:00 <amelia> like on Saw?
42:00 <steven> check nh
42:00 <Lish> Show her the bike
42:00 <steven> ugly bike
42:00 <Lumeah3> Nah
42:00 <steven> my bike looks ALOT better
42:00 <Lumeah3> Does it... 
43:00 <Blyke> ok
43:00 <Blyke> what ever tha fuck that means
43:00 <Blyke> lols
43:00 <thebeeja> lol
43:00 <Blyke> i dont get turned on anymore
43:00 <Blyke> i did when i talked to jen
43:00 <Blyke> too much
43:00 <Blyke> omg
43:00 <Lumeah3> Of course you are going to say that... 
43:00 <amelia> do you promise its not a dikpik
43:00 <Lumeah3> ... 
43:00 <amelia> I really fukn hate dikpiks
43:00 <Lumeah3> Of course its a motorbike 
43:00 <b1rd> is Sportsbike
43:00 <amelia> Lumeah issit a dikpik
43:00 <b1rd> very powerful one
43:00 <b1rd> nar isnt
43:00 <b1rd> safe to click
43:00 <amelia> yuck
43:00 <amelia> youre
43:00 <Lumeah3> Totally 
44:00 <thebeeja> whats a jen?
44:00 <KickOutTheJams> anotherirc3r is the only girl Blyke never asked to kiss
44:00 <Blyke> i had too
44:00 <thebeeja> kick of those mother fucking jams
44:00 <Blyke> she made my sex drive work
44:00 <thebeeja> u mean she made u drive for sex work...
44:00 <Blyke> now i dont have it anymore
44:00 <b1rd> white 1198 ducati
44:00 <amelia> all
44:00 <amelia> fuckin
44:00 <Lumeah3> Lol
44:00 <steven> its a penis amelia
44:00 <amelia> cwords
44:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
44:00 <Lumeah3> Hahahahaha 
44:00 <steven> well
44:00 <amelia> fuck offfffffffff
44:00 <Lumeah3> Awwww
44:00 <b1rd> bit late now to tell her steven :p
44:00 <amelia> dumb fucks
44:00 <steven> mine doesnt look anything like that
44:00 <Lumeah3> Classic 
44:00 <amelia> even worse its a fuckin ranga cock
44:00 <steven> hahahaahahaa
44:00 <Lumeah3> They all different 
44:00 <b1rd> ROFFFL
44:00 <b1rd> bs
44:00 <steven> i wear a helmet
44:00 <Lumeah3> Hahahaha 
44:00 <b1rd> NOT RANGA!
44:00 <b1rd> lololol
44:00 <amelia> fuck off with your ranga dick
44:00 <b1rd> brain bucket
44:00 <amelia> rank
44:00 <Lumeah3> I like it... Lol
44:00 <b1rd> NO!
44:00 <b1rd> make me!
45:00 <Blyke> when we talked i got morning wood
45:00 <Blyke> now i dont
45:00 <Blyke> u assholes ruined
45:00 <Blyke> my life
45:00 <thebeeja> kill urself
45:00 <thebeeja> ?
45:00 <Blyke> nah cook sausages and onions
45:00 <Blyke> when defrosted
45:00 <Blyke> eat
45:00 <Blyke> sleep
45:00 <Blyke> hug my cat
45:00 <amelia> flame pubes
45:00 <b1rd> Lumeah3 is right
45:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> toadstool dick
45:00 <Lumeah3> Yeah? 
45:00 <amelia> thats it
45:00 <steven> lols
45:00 <amelia> now im gonna do somethin with that pic
45:00 <Lumeah3> ? 
45:00 <steven> fap
45:00 <amelia> jus u wait n seeeeee
45:00 <Lumeah3> Take it t bed? 
45:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> did it make u juicy amelia
45:00 <Lumeah3> Lol 
45:00 <amelia> thats put me off ever having sex
45:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> wat
45:00 <steven> innit
46:00 <Blyke> my cat actually liked jen
46:00 <thebeeja> lol ill take whats behind door number too thanks lenard~
46:00 <Blyke> my cat bit suzi
46:00 <Blyke> like a good as bite
46:00 <Blyke> lols
46:00 <Blyke> shows whos nice
46:00 <amelia> nunmelia
46:00 <amelia> i fukn knew it would he a dikpik
46:00 <amelia> shoulda listened to myself
46:00 <Lish> Did she look
46:00 <Lish> I went to got ice cream
46:00 <Lish> Get
46:00 <amelia> fuck you steven i trusted you
46:00 <steven> ?
46:00 <Lish> Hahahahahhahahaha
46:00 <Lish> Yes
46:00 <Lish> Victory
47:00 <Blyke> my cat doesnt bite anyone
47:00 <Blyke> but she got one
47:00 <Blyke> lols
47:00 <steven> i thought it would make you laff!
47:00 <amelia> fuck you Lish you ranga cock lover
47:00 <Lish> I accidentally clicked it twice 
47:00 <steven> _ accidentally _
47:00 <Lish> Or got tricked into it
47:00 <steven> sure sure!
47:00 <amelia> ye as u were flicking your bean
48:00 <thebeeja> how do i get the nsw police gta?
48:00 <Blyke> ?
48:00 <thebeeja> f me someone shut this little bitch up
48:00 <Blyke> i miss jen
48:00 <Blyke> wheres jen
48:00 <thebeeja> jens at my place
48:00 <Blyke> bullshit
48:00 <thebeeja> bobbing for apples on my balls
48:00 <steven> hhahaahaha
48:00 <Lish> Hahaha
48:00 <steven> she had john ninjas one next to it comparing
48:00 <steven> :}
48:00 <amelia> YUCKKKKKKK
48:00 <amelia> thats been in Kelevra
48:00 <steven> hahahaa
49:00 <Blyke> i was never sexually attracted to anyone
49:00 <Blyke> until jen
49:00 <iBiZa> [[[[[pong]]]]]
49:00 <steven> caffy
50:00 <Blyke> and u cunts
50:00 <Blyke> did both our heads in
50:00 <Blyke> and basically fucked my life
50:00 <thebeeja> which cunts?
50:00 <amelia> check ur skype steven u fuck
50:00 <Cath^> hi steven
51:00 <Blyke> the assholes
51:00 <Blyke> that called me rapist
51:00 <thebeeja> thye underpants gnomes?
51:00 <Blyke> cause i kissed
51:00 <Blyke> a woman
51:00 <Blyke> that made me feel a man
51:00 <thebeeja> ur not a rapist ur just a little bitch
51:00 <Blyke> oh
51:00 <Blyke> lols
51:00 <Cath^> lol
51:00 <steven> no wayz
51:00 <steven> i dont trust you
51:00 <Cath^> who owns this channel now?
51:00 <steven> HAHA!
51:00 <steven> me babe, you want axis !
51:00 <steven> `adduser Cath^ 199
52:00 <thebeeja> now fuck right off with your nonsensical ramblings
52:00 <b1rd> fkn dog on the hunt
52:00 <b1rd> lil bastardd
52:00 <steven> nuh i think iBiZa for another month or so
52:00 <steven> :}
52:00 <steven> brb
52:00 <b1rd> misses lazy slut doesn't walk him
52:00 <b1rd> k
52:00 <b1rd> LOL amelia 
52:00 <b1rd> props tho
53:00 <b1rd> lwaxy has deregistred out #chillwaxy channel
53:00 <b1rd> rough times
54:00 <saxon> recommendation:    prostitute.  $200.   might change your life. 
54:00 <thebeeja> lol
54:00 <Blyke> i dont want sex
54:00 <Blyke> i want to feel normal
54:00 <saxon> got an issue here's a tissue 
54:00 <tozza> yo
54:00 <b1rd> * moohoo has changed the topic to: lwaxxy you are intolerant if the local KKK club and abusing her powers as an administrator on austnet.  Lwaxana is NOT welcome here.
54:00 <b1rd> was good channel boe
55:00 <steven> lols
55:00 <thebeeja> fmd this flog!
55:00 <saxon> stop smoking ice you crackhead
55:00 <b1rd> drunk title but message still get across
55:00 <steven1> better be watermelon pics!
55:00 <b1rd> would love to roll a watermelon down freeway
55:00 <b1rd> at high speed loool
55:00 <b1rd> see what it does
55:00 <b1rd> LOOOL
56:00 <thebeeja> smoke it all up.. by the ounce... melbourne girls they love to bounce...
58:00 <lisa> wb Nice1
58:00 <Nice1> hi 
58:00 <thebeeja> hey nice1 :) fgy
58:00 <Nice1> how are you today lisa
58:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> y
59:00 <thebeeja> or should i say gfy...
59:00 <thebeeja> where did u go blyke?
59:00 <b1rd> 4 da lulz
59:00 <Sutekh> poor b1rd
01:00 <MelbUser|32792> kickoutthejames realised he was rejected
01:00 <steven> when are you going to realise?
01:00 <b1rd> lulz
01:00 <b1rd> hi Sutekh 
01:00 <b1rd> pauper b1rd 
01:00 <b1rd> :-]
02:00 <MelbUser|32792> steven having the time of his life because amelia is online
02:00 <b1rd> should wash up
03:00 <iBiZa> Serenity now!!!
03:00 <tozza> i still need to make that arcade video for nice1
03:00 <b1rd> ahhh the peace and serenity...
03:00 <b1rd> bbl kunz
03:00 <b1rd> washing my filthy cawkanballs
04:00 <steven> you jellly bro
04:00 <steven> seems that way :}
04:00 <b1rd> jelly is drive da man
04:00 <b1rd> positive!
06:00 <beagle> blyke is such a little kid
06:00 <beagle> i wonder if he wants to make a difference or just moan alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll day 
06:00 <beagle> might as well just tell us
06:00 <beagle> like we wanna hear however, its just like reading SHIT
06:00 <beagle> get a hobby , boy
06:00 <steven> lol
07:00 <steven> he does.. smoking drugs all day
08:00 <steven> wb bish
08:00 <Lish> Ta bro 
08:00 <tozza> bozza the chatter box
08:00 <steven> bozza with the shit connection
08:00 <tozza> lol
09:00 <tozza> cath^ welcome
10:00 <Sutekh> Cathhhhhhhhhh
11:00 <Cath^> o.o
11:00 <Cath^> thanks tozza
12:00 <Sutekh> stop stalking me Cath
12:00 <b1rd> * Lwaxana looks at b1rd and wonders who in their right mind would have a child like that....
12:00 <b1rd> she's delusional!
12:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
12:00 <Lumeah3> Lol
12:00 <b1rd> or i am...
12:00 <b1rd> or both
12:00 <b1rd> nar just me
12:00 <b1rd> :p
12:00 <Lumeah3> Yeah that's true 
12:00 <amelia> shut ur ranga cock up
12:00 <b1rd> nar not delusional
12:00 <Lumeah3> :) 
12:00 <b1rd> lol
13:00 <Lumeah3> Aww
13:00 <b1rd> jus Messy life
13:00 <b1rd> ;]
13:00 <Lumeah3> ;) 
13:00 <b1rd> ppl walk the straight and narrow
13:00 <Lumeah3> Gets broom out
13:00 <b1rd> i stumble all over lyfe
13:00 <b1rd> :D
13:00 <Lish> Amelia wants it
13:00 <Lumeah3> She does ahy
13:00 <tozza> the stapler queen speaketh
13:00 <amelia> its already your desktop background
13:00 <b1rd> ok bath is been run
13:00 <b1rd> ROFFFFL
13:00 <amelia> AAHHA stapler queen
13:00 <b1rd> nar, my R1 takes that palce
13:00 <Lish> Hahaha 
14:00 <tozza> http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/world/rolf-harris-says-prison-system-is-killing-him-and-believes-hell-be-dead-within-a-year/ar-AAn5ZTK?li=AAavLaF&ocid=spartanntp
14:00 <Lish> So many lols
14:00 <amelia> sup T
14:00 <tozza> poor rolf harris
14:00 <tozza> not much amelia
14:00 <b1rd> if hot girl and bike i walk inbetween
14:00 <b1rd> im like
14:00 <steven> amelia
14:00 <b1rd> mmmmmmmm lovely bike
14:00 <b1rd> misses woman
14:00 <steven> i checked skype
14:00 <steven> .
14:00 <amelia> ye i sent u vid
14:00 <steven> ha
14:00 <steven> i did not see it
14:00 <Lumeah3> My bike 
14:00 <amelia> says sent on mine
15:00 <steven> ok
15:00 <steven> its there now
15:00 <b1rd> yes quite right Lumeah3 
15:00 <steven> hahaha
15:00 <steven> dikhed
15:00 <steven> not nice
16:00 <b1rd> yes
16:00 <b1rd> beagle is correct
16:00 <b1rd> LOLLLL
16:00 <b1rd> drugs all day
16:00 <amelia> ur not nice
16:00 <steven> what
16:00 <steven> wasnt me
16:00 <amelia> WAS
16:00 <amelia> I TRUSTED
16:00 <steven> the
16:00 <steven> heck'
16:00 <amelia> c*nttven
17:00 <amelia> I think i actually have a headache from it
17:00 <Lish> Hahahaha
18:00 <amelia> b1rd ur ranga cock gave me a headache
18:00 <Lish> You love it
18:00 <amelia> I can categorically say that no, i do not love it
19:00 <Lish> I do, it's very funny
19:00 <MelbUser|32792> you both love it because you are both sluts
19:00 <amelia> cos u love ranga dick
19:00 <Lish> Truth 
19:00 <Lish> We are irc sluts
19:00 <amelia> david weren't you in love with the biggest slut in IRC history
20:00 <amelia> I'm sure its written in the books
20:00 <amelia> BooKS oF HiSToRY
20:00 <MelbUser|32792> none of you know anything about me and Jen and that will stay that way especially you piggy
21:00 <amelia> no one gives a fuck
21:00 <amelia> the only reason anyone knows anything is because thr shit you dribble tryna get attention
21:00 <Lish> Oh who's the biggest slut
21:00 <Lish> Oh Jen 
21:00 <tozza> brb making a youtube video
22:00 <MelbUser|32792> amelia you do nothing with your life but irc
24:00 <amelia> do you even work? do you have friends? do you have any family that you actually have a relationship with? have you ever had a REAL girlfriend before? do you have any fond memories made from spending happy times with REAL people?
25:00 <MelbUser|32792> do you?
25:00 <amelia> your while life revolves around computers and disconnecting people etc. because thats ALL you know
25:00 <MelbUser|32792> it seems that your only friends are a bunch of stalkers on austnet
25:00 <MelbUser|32792> your whole life revolves around coming on here to behave like a slut
25:00 <amelia> if you weren't such a complete fuckhead of a person, you might have some of the above
25:00 <amelia> instead of being a lonely sour piece of shit
26:00 <moohoodrunk> B1rd
26:00 <Lumeah> Poor moo
26:00 <moohoodrunk> Yup...
27:00 <WhoMadeWho> moo hoo drunk
27:00 <moohoodrunk> Happy birthday to me....lol guilt trip much
27:00 <WhoMadeWho> loo me her
27:00 <Lumeah> Happy birthday moo
27:00 <moohoodrunk> Cheers
27:00 <amelia> shit happened to you when you were younger which sucks but as an adult now, you need to take the steps to handle it and move forward in positive ways instead of being a waste of a human
27:00 <amelia> then you might make friends and be a happier person
28:00 <moohoodrunk> :)
28:00 <Lumeah> :) 
28:00 <moohoodrunk> No b1rd ???
28:00 <moohoodrunk> Dumb
28:00 <steven> lols
29:00 <Lumeah> Going out. 
29:00 <steven> MelbUser|32792 what do you do other then irc and line up at centrelink?
29:00 <MelbUser|32792> what happened to me amelia?
30:00 <Sutekh> ohh shit
30:00 <MelbUser|32792> here is steven to kiss your ass and be the hero as usual, steven do you do anything but lurk around austnet where amelia sprays her shit?
30:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Fennec_Fox r u a big Fatso liek Rachu??????????
30:00 <Sutekh> hai Fennec_Fox
30:00 <MelbUser|32792> steven cant handle people thats why he bans them from his chan he's affraid it will get taken over or closed down
30:00 <amelia> nice pic Fennec_Fox
30:00 <amelia> he looked just as creepy as i imagined
30:00 <MelbUser|32792> amelia you were caught out talking to Fennec_Fox by plivent
31:00 <moohoodrunk> CBF I did last night
31:00 <moohoodrunk> Won large toi
31:00 <moohoodrunk> O
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> they were cybering
31:00 <amelia> Fennec Fox msgs every female
31:00 <amelia> doesn't mean they respond
31:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> didnt u cyber
31:00 <MelbUser|32792> they were [[[[[pong]]]]] and amelia loves to talk to any guy that messages her on here its been proven
32:00 <moohoodrunk> Mate came over with slab we just finished LOL
32:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> evern bozojim?
32:00 <steven> HAHAHA
32:00 <steven> im afraid my channel will be closed down
32:00 <steven> for what?
32:00 <amelia> prob not even the real breaker
33:00 <Lumeah> Woohoo 
33:00 <moohoo> Lol
33:00 <moohoo> All good
33:00 <moohoo> Am now munching on maccas
33:00 <MelbUser|32792> [[[[[pong]]]]] bozojim also
33:00 <MelbUser|32792> amelia you know nothing you stalkers think you do but you really have no clue what is going on
33:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> MelbUser|32792 do u cyber with bozojim
33:00 <Lumeah3> Amelia b1rd can fix ur headache 
33:00 <Lumeah3> Lol
33:00 <MelbUser|32792> you can call Jen a slut all you want but she is nothing of that
34:00 <moohoo> Quiet here....
34:00 <amelia> Lumeah i wont cut your grass babez
34:00 <Mei> Lumeah..b1rd is gonna fix my headache
34:00 <Mei> i will cut your grass
34:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> Mei u fuckn trany
35:00 <Mei> and do it in front of you
35:00 <steven> looooool
35:00 <Mei> Lumeah can watch and learn
35:00 <MelbUser|32792> Mei is a fake troll like TheMayo and plivent and the rest of them
35:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> who is TheMayo
36:00 <MelbUser|32792> TheMayo is matty
36:00 <steven> MelbUser|32792 = mayo
37:00 <amelia> MelbUser|32792 is prob mayo
37:00 <steven> HAHAHA
37:00 <amelia> hah
37:00 <steven> great minds think alike!
37:00 <MelbUser|32792> look at you go steven you take every opportunity to throw yourself onto amelia like some poor desperate stalker
38:00 <Glenn> Good eveing all! :)
38:00 <barstard> Hi
38:00 <steven> mate
38:00 <amelia> get off me steven u stalker
38:00 <steven> she is alwasy on top
38:00 <MelbUser|32792> is Emma sitting here with you whilst you talk to amelia?
38:00 <amelia> bwhahaha
38:00 <steven> sometimes
38:00 <steven> we have a thing called trust
38:00 <amelia> m8 emma is the one who initiates it
38:00 <steven> something you and jen wont ever have
38:00 <steven> hahahaaha
38:00 <amelia> emma sends me noodz
39:00 <Glenn> right!
39:00 <steven> emma is sitting here now playing with my hair
39:00 <steven> we are both laughing at u
39:00 <Lumeah3> Ahh
39:00 <steven> while looking at jens birthday cake
39:00 <Lumeah3> Ta amelia probs
41:00 <MelbUser|32792> LOL trust
41:00 <steven> props th
41:00 <b1rd> yes
41:00 <b1rd> major props.
41:00 <MelbUser|32792> steven you and I both know that is a lie she is prob in the lounge room or playing with her coons
41:00 <steven> i now have to ignore kiwi irc
41:00 <steven> because your boring me :~(
42:00 <b1rd> breaker is dangerous tho amelia 
42:00 <amelia> ignore kiwi?
42:00 <b1rd> he seems like a sweetheart
42:00 <steven> only to women
42:00 <b1rd> but he's mad as a cut snake
42:00 <steven> lols
42:00 <b1rd> LOL
42:00 <b1rd> yes
42:00 <b1rd> hes ok with mens
42:00 <amelia> b1rd you are in the naughty corner
42:00 <b1rd> just violent against the women
42:00 <amelia> for 3x days
42:00 <b1rd> ROFFFFL
42:00 <b1rd> ok
42:00 <amelia> i don't want to hear a word out of u
42:00 <b1rd> BS
42:00 <b1rd> you will accept my cockpics
43:00 <barstard> Hi
43:00 <barstard> Glenn are u curious?
43:00 <Blyke> hi
43:00 <Blyke> Glenn
43:00 <barstard> Hi blyke
43:00 <Blyke> did u know i am illuminati
43:00 <Blyke> lols
43:00 <Blyke> of music industry
43:00 <b1rd> or else
43:00 <b1rd> LOL
43:00 <amelia> you are also banned from using cameras of any sort
43:00 <b1rd> ROFLFFL
43:00 <amelia> i fkn mean it
43:00 <MelbUser|32792> https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-1/c0.4.960.960/15443292_10207044019288477_3933610663687428970_o.jpg?oh=b4efa525941d4e58f9453a3b0c32e2f3&oe=5935DE39
43:00 <b1rd> get court order!
43:00 <steven> /ignore *@107.161.*
43:00 <b1rd> otherwise bahhh
43:00 <b1rd> Lol
43:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOL steven 
43:00 <b1rd> always a camera when ur dicks up
43:00 <steven> yeah i bang her most nights 
43:00 <b1rd> looool
43:00 <b1rd> good man steven 
43:00 <steven> whats your point :)
43:00 <b1rd> she gets loopy without a good hard rogering
43:00 <MelbUser|32792> nothing to be impressed about steven
43:00 <MelbUser|32792> https://www.facebook.com/emma.kickett?fref=ts
44:00 <barstard> How are u?
44:00 <Blyke> good
44:00 <Blyke> whats up
44:00 <barstard> :)
44:00 <barstard> Not alot man
44:00 <barstard> Few hong kongs
44:00 <b1rd> yes, look after her
44:00 <amelia> i got noodz of her if u want
44:00 <steven> you think i get mad becaause your posting pictures
44:00 <amelia> gr8 tits
44:00 <b1rd> plz
44:00 <steven> hahaahahahahahahaa
44:00 <b1rd> Sorry, this page isn't available
44:00 <b1rd> barstard, 
44:00 <b1rd> im SSS'd ready to pound muds
45:00 <barstard> Same old
45:00 <b1rd> fkn shoes got muddy tho
45:00 <b1rd> must wash
45:00 <b1rd> fknn
45:00 <b1rd> grrrr
45:00 <Lumeah3> You are free to play with barstard tomorrow b1rd 
45:00 <b1rd> ok Lumeah3 
45:00 <b1rd> but sunday is statistically best night for murders ? awww
45:00 <b1rd> ok
45:00 <b1rd> lololol
46:00 <b1rd> props
46:00 <b1rd> go white night get pissed
46:00 <steven> http://prntscr.com/eami27
46:00 <steven> HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
46:00 <steven> wheres my cake!
46:00 <b1rd> hot as
46:00 <amelia> is that jenn
46:00 <Lumeah3> Who dat
46:00 <b1rd> mad tits
46:00 <steven> yea
46:00 <Lumeah3> Ahh
46:00 <b1rd> dunno Lumeah3 
46:00 <b1rd> breakers fantasy girl
46:00 <Lumeah3> Thought she was skinny 
47:00 <b1rd> find robert Doyle
47:00 <b1rd> tickle his belly
47:00 <b1rd> ROFFL Blyke 
47:00 <barstard> Hey bro
47:00 <b1rd> delusions start.
47:00 <barstard> Its my bday I'm smashed
47:00 <barstard> LOL PROPS
47:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA Lumeah
47:00 <b1rd> Lumeah3,  you way hotter a
47:00 <b1rd> props to Jen tho
47:00 <b1rd> loool
47:00 <moohoo_pissed> B1rd u let me down fgt
47:00 <amelia> how u get her pic steven
47:00 <Lumeah3> Ty b1rd probs 
47:00 <b1rd> i have to follow orders moohoo_pissed 
47:00 <b1rd> :[
47:00 <b1rd> i am told tomorrow i can go out to play with you tho
47:00 <moohoo_pissed> Waited half hour no show pindick
47:00 <amelia> no
47:00 <b1rd> weekday is good
47:00 <amelia> 3x days
48:00 <b1rd> hehe
48:00 <steven> this is my favourite
48:00 <steven> http://prntscr.com/eamil9
48:00 <b1rd> im on a leash moohoo_pissed 
48:00 <b1rd> for my own good
48:00 <b1rd> we'll own the muds tomorrow
48:00 <steven> haha
48:00 <b1rd> after midnight.. Lumeah3 ?
48:00 <moohoo_pissed> Cocksucker b1rd
48:00 <b1rd> is technically tomorrow
48:00 <b1rd> lolol
48:00 <b1rd> stay awake boe, ill game the system
48:00 <moohoo_pissed> I'll neck you tomoz 
48:00 <amelia> my fave is her on a bike wif a sword
49:00 <b1rd> 0001 hours boe
49:00 <moohoo_pissed> You junky DSP
49:00 <b1rd> LOOOOLLL
49:00 <amelia> she looks fun there n it makes me giggle
49:00 <moohoo_pissed> DOGGGG!!
49:00 <b1rd> nar
49:00 <b1rd> lol
49:00 <moohoo_pissed> Leave me hanging cunt
49:00 <b1rd> sorry i stood you up on our mandate moohoo_pissed 
49:00 <b1rd> plz forgive
49:00 <moohoo_pissed> U were meant to come fgt
49:00 <moohoo_pissed> Nup
49:00 <b1rd> but i must follow da orders
49:00 <steven> she looks so sweaty
49:00 <b1rd> was bit preoccupied a
49:00 <moohoo_pissed> Fuk u killjoy doggg
49:00 <b1rd> some slut rubbed her fanny on my front door
50:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> bastard wanks over polishing mollyes dik
50:00 <b1rd> lool
50:00 <Mei> hey b1rd im gonna ride your cock like a pony
50:00 <b1rd> made me stay home..
50:00 <b1rd> sabotaged me
50:00 <moohoo_pissed> Pulling your mums dick
50:00 <moohoo_pissed> Lol
50:00 <b1rd> good girl Mei 
50:00 <b1rd> can't wait
50:00 <b1rd> yep
50:00 <moohoo_pissed> Fgt
50:00 <b1rd> was a case of furious wanking moohoo_pissed 
50:00 <b1rd> LOOOl
50:00 <Mei> you read that Lumeah
50:00 <Mei> ?
50:00 <b1rd> see what happens if a hot girl rubs her juices all over your place mate
50:00 <b1rd> lol
50:00 <b1rd> you'd be at home wankin too :P
51:00 <Glenn> Not very.
51:00 <barstard> U can't even spell my nick fgt
51:00 <moohoo_pissed> So your not coming fgt?
51:00 <b1rd> yer
51:00 <b1rd> 12
51:00 <b1rd> am
51:00 <b1rd> ?
51:00 <moohoo_pissed> Weak doggggg
51:00 <b1rd> just showered
51:00 <amelia> its odd seeing spazz's interact with each other
51:00 <b1rd> wot wrong with midnight bro
51:00 <b1rd> best time
51:00 <b1rd> errr spazz ' olol
51:00 <b1rd> sif u arent a spaz meal
51:00 <moohoo_pissed> Just fingered your gay arsrhole
51:00 <moohoo_pissed> Fgt
51:00 <b1rd> u just havent found your INNER SPAZ yet
52:00 <barstard> Get a grip you piece of poop
52:00 <b1rd> ROFFFl
52:00 <b1rd> nar not this time
52:00 <moohoo_pissed> All day u fgt
52:00 <b1rd> you do it for me a
52:00 <b1rd> LOOOOL
52:00 <b1rd> fkn have a nanna nap bro
52:00 <b1rd> and ill rock up soon
52:00 <b1rd> don't get your knickers in a twist mate
52:00 <moohoo_pissed> Yeah ur too weak bitch
53:00 <b1rd> a strong man like me, must be handled
53:00 <b1rd> nar
53:00 <b1rd> i am obedient
53:00 <thebeejai> beejai in the hizouse!!
53:00 <moohoo_pissed> Can't handle the moo
53:00 <b1rd> but can come to play 
53:00 <b1rd> narr i wuv da moo
53:00 <b1rd> :p
53:00 <b1rd> top bloke
53:00 <b1rd> King of Dandy
53:00 <moohoo_pissed> Doubt it Poofter
53:00 <b1rd> bs
53:00 <b1rd> you see boe
53:00 <b1rd> 9 nearly now
53:00 <thebeejai> moo-ve bitch! get out the way!!!
53:00 <b1rd> soon my friend
53:00 <moohoo_pissed> Seeya
53:00 <b1rd> sunday night is quiet
53:00 <b1rd> good time
54:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u a piece of white dog shit
54:00 <moohoo_pissed> Not here boe
54:00 <b1rd> good
54:00 <moohoo_pissed> Its pumping
54:00 <b1rd> quiet on way home after mass murder then
54:00 <b1rd> :]
54:00 <b1rd> sick as
54:00 <b1rd> quiet here sunday a
54:00 <b1rd> fkn ace
54:00 <b1rd> cut sick 
54:00 <b1rd> couple more hours
54:00 <b1rd> i leave 11
54:00 <b1rd> ish
54:00 <moohoo_pissed> What doing tonight?
54:00 <moohoo_pissed> Liar
55:00 <barstard> OK fat kid that punched dale dobek
55:00 <moohoo_pissed> Weak mutt
55:00 <narmoohoo> Allgood
56:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> wat
56:00 <b1rd> nar
56:00 <b1rd> will rock up
56:00 <b1rd> hey least i told u, got distracted earlier
56:00 <b1rd> Lol
56:00 <b1rd> :p
56:00 <b1rd> but keeen as fuck now
57:00 <barstard> Yeah
57:00 <Lumeah3> Just a little 
57:00 <b1rd> Lumeah3, can i play with moohoo?
57:00 <b1rd> like, tomorrow, 0000 hours
57:00 <b1rd> don't like daytime for fun
57:00 <b1rd> lool
57:00 <b1rd> u got the jacks under control in your hood mate?
57:00 <b1rd> will clean my ride first moohoo
58:00 <barstard> Don't act all innocent
58:00 <barstard> U scumbag
58:00 <barstard> We all know u did it
58:00 <b1rd> yep
58:00 <narmoohoo> Bird pwned  sydney
58:00 <narmoohoo> Farrrrrk
58:00 <b1rd> loool
58:00 <narmoohoo> Fgt
58:00 <b1rd> didn't cop Zline a
58:00 <b1rd> lucky tho
58:00 <narmoohoo> You lie b1rd
58:00 <narmoohoo> Too pussy to 
58:00 <narmoohoo> Chill wit moo
59:00 <b1rd> fkn poo face
59:00 <b1rd> LOL
59:00 <barstard> Lol pong u rapist vuntface
59:00 <narmoohoo> Fgt
59:00 <narmoohoo> WAP
59:00 <narmoohoo> Weakadpiss
59:00 <amelia> will you two retards shut up
00:00 <barstard> What is it u cunt face?
00:00 <b1rd> u cum too meal
00:00 <b1rd> we eat u like happy meal!
00:00 <b1rd> LOOOOLLL
00:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOL
00:00 <b1rd> nar man
00:00 <b1rd> im on my way
01:00 <barstard> Chicks are shit at afl
01:00 <barstard> Faggots
02:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> u suk mollies cok
02:00 <barstard> I'll bang you too fgt
02:00 <b1rd> i am told i can come narmoohoo 
02:00 <b1rd> can't wait
02:00 <b1rd> clean windscreen first
02:00 <b1rd> for night driving
02:00 <b1rdscaredofmOofgt> Fgt
02:00 <b1rd> fk off i am
02:00 <b1rd> lool
02:00 <b1rd> slap u on da back son
02:00 <b1rd> :D
02:00 <b1rdscaredofmOofgt> U totes Pudsey cunt
03:00 <barstard> LOL
03:00 <b1rdscaredofmOofgt> Pussy
03:00 <Epi> https://www.facebook.com/svinshtina.i.cici/videos/1534079553299140/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED
03:00 <b1rd> bs cun
03:00 <b1rd> bet u fall asleep
03:00 <b1rd> arse clown
03:00 <b1rd> lol
03:00 <b1rd> ill fucking wake u tho
03:00 <b1rd> stay awake man
03:00 <b1rd> don't sink too much piss
03:00 <b1rd> dont start
03:00 <b1rd> till i rock up
03:00 <b1rd> k
03:00 <Epi> an arse clown, i imagine instead of squeezing it's zone and it goes 'honka honka' ... you stick your finger in it's but. same noise
04:00 <Epi> zone = nose, holy shit O_o
04:00 <b1rd> lol
04:00 <b1rd> come here epi-pen
04:00 <b1rd> ill abuse you mate lol
04:00 <b1rd> :p
04:00 <Epi> best pickup line ever
05:00 <b1rd> tru
05:00 <b1rd> i not bringing me dog tho bro
05:00 <b1rd> he's getting norty as
05:00 <b1rd> might b ut
05:00 <b1rd> but.
05:00 <b1rd> he's on the hunt
05:00 <b1rd> atm
06:00 <b1rd> noisy...
06:00 <b1rd> is ok?
06:00 <b1rdscaredofmOofgt> Pussy
07:00 <b1rdscaredofmOofgt> I'll put the mutt in microwave
07:00 <b1rdscaredofmOofgt> Chew his spleen 
07:00 <b1rdscaredofmOofgt> A
07:00 <b1rd> LOOOL
07:00 <Lumeah3> Lol
08:00 <b1rd> he'd bite ya nuts off
08:00 <b1rd> he's brutal
08:00 <b1rd> LULz
08:00 <tozzaAFK> BOZZA
08:00 <b1rdscaredofmOofgt> Yeah I can taste props now fgt
08:00 <b1rd> brb prepping car getting dressed
08:00 <b1rd> brb cun
08:00 <b1rdscaredofmOofgt> With gravy
08:00 <b1rd> u be sorry bein so lippy fgt
08:00 <b1rdscaredofmOofgt> N mushies dog
08:00 <b1rd> :]
08:00 <b1rd> jus wait cun
08:00 <b1rd> dun think im coming a
08:00 <b1rd> brb
09:00 <b1rdscaredofmOofgt> Yeah LOL
09:00 <b1rdscaredofmOofgt> Weakling
09:00 <b1rdscaredofmOofgt> AllTALK
09:00 <b1rd> youll see boiiiii
10:00 <b1rd> make u eat ya logs cun
10:00 <b1rd> loool
10:00 <b1rd> i wear baggy jeans
10:00 <b1rd> so can get mad beergut
10:00 <b1rd> and open up
10:00 <b1rd> undo a belt bucklle each time we mouth a slab
10:00 <b> Oi
11:00 <b1rdsadog> Lolz
11:00 <b1rd> ROFFFL
11:00 <b1rd> props tho
11:00 <b1rd> fk lemme get dressed
11:00 <b1rd> ffs
11:00 <b1rdsadog> Ur a proper Poofter
11:00 <b1rdsadog> LOL
11:00 <b1rdsadog> Weakest bitch on austnet
12:00 <b1rd> lolll
12:00 <b1rd> pong wants a bummin
12:00 <Epi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKWYj5vRuEA
12:00 <b1rdsadog> Props fgt
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Better luck next time darling (Feb 15, 2017) Length: 0:06 - Category: People & Blogs - 314,550 views views - 1,830 likes (96.9%), 59 dislikes (3.1%)
12:00 <b1rdsadog> You are pussier than breaker
12:00 <b1rdsadog> Fgt CNT
13:00 <barstard> U wanna bitta bum?
13:00 <b1rdsadog> Gtfoh
14:00 <b1rdsadog> Lwaxy faggot
14:00 <b1rdsadog> Lwaxana
14:00 <b1rdsadog> U dogg
15:00 <tozza> whos b1rdsadig lol
15:00 <lwaxylicksslitties> Mol
15:00 <lwaxylicksslitties> B1rd
15:00 <lwaxylicksslitties> Fgt
16:00 <wlhuomreeah> Llz
16:00 <lwaxylicksslitties> Lesbos
16:00 <tozza> gfts are more accepted these days
16:00 <lwaxylicksslitties> Lol tru tozztits
16:00 <tozza> wb b1rd
17:00 <b1rd> lolol
17:00 <b1rd> he's keen
17:00 <lwaxylicksslitties> B1rd fgt
17:00 <Lumeah3> Wb b1rd 
17:00 <lwaxylicksslitties> Fuck out
17:00 <b1rd> LOOL
17:00 <b1rd> dont get zline man
17:00 <b1rd> fk
17:00 <b1rd> need to be wired up
17:00 <b1rd> a
17:00 <lwaxylicksslitties> Piss off bird you friendless dog
17:00 <b1rd> roffffl
17:00 <lwaxylicksslitties> I hate you 
17:00 <b1rd> lets go cun
17:00 <b1rd> good
18:00 <wlhuomreeah> Yeah bruh
18:00 <wlhuomreeah> Read between the lines lol
18:00 <b1rd> better rooting
18:00 <b1rd> LOLl
18:00 <Lumeah3> Lol 
18:00 <b1rd> ggetting dressed 
18:00 <lwaxylicksslitties> Go hang yourself b1rd 
18:00 <b1rd> lol :p Lumeah3 
18:00 <b1rd> unlikely
18:00 <b1rd> rather die on a bike loool
18:00 <Lumeah3> Hehe
18:00 <b1rd> or shot in da head loool
18:00 <b1rd> :D
18:00 <lwaxylicksslitties> Slip ya wrist dog
18:00 <lwaxylicksslitties> Take some drugs fgt 
19:00 <lwaxylicksslitties> b1rd: dog
19:00 <tozza> im drinking beers if that helps
19:00 <lwaxylicksslitties> Kill yaself
19:00 <Lumeah3> Ok just don't die or brake anything. Or need bailing out. 
19:00 <lwaxylicksslitties> Hi tozza
20:00 <b1rdy> Fgt
20:00 <b1rd> leather belt goes on
20:00 <b1rdyourdead> Lol
20:00 <b1rd> fresh jeans
20:00 <b1rd> mmmm
20:00 <b1rd> lots of lead tho
20:00 <b1rd> still
20:00 <b1rd> from gunfire
20:00 <Lumeah3> Fancy 
20:00 <tozza> just made a youtube video about hyperspin in my arcade machine and i spoke for 20mins WTF
20:00 <Lumeah3> Well done 
21:00 <b1rd> yes
21:00 <wlhuomreeah> What
21:00 <b1rdyourdead> I will slit ya throat b1rd
21:00 <tozza> nahh who wants too watch 20 mins worht
21:00 <Lumeah3> U ern money from you tube? 
21:00 <b1rd> these the jeans i wore last year :]
21:00 <tozza> i wish lumeah3
21:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
21:00 <Lumeah3> Good 
21:00 <b1rd> he can't help himself
21:00 <b1rd> loool
21:00 <b1rd> he'll be back
21:00 <b1rd> lol
21:00 <tozza> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gJETug-Ch8&t=6s
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hanzo vga box review (Feb 1, 2017) Length: 19:11 - Category: People & Blogs - 106 views views - 9 likes (100%), dislikes (0%)
22:00 <tozza> lumeah3 that was the last video i done before today
22:00 <Lumeah3> Ah
22:00 <tozza> nothing fancy i just talk dork shit on old consoles
22:00 <b1rd> need thermals
22:00 <Lumeah3> Well u had alot to say
22:00 <b1rd> fkn freezing tonight
22:00 <tozza> i seem to always speak alot
22:00 <tozza> which is good i suppose
22:00 <Lumeah3> Aww
22:00 <Mei> i will keep you warm b1rd
23:00 <b1rd> layer up a
23:00 <b1rd> aww
23:00 <tozza> lol
23:00 <b1rd> keen for warmth
23:00 <Lumeah3> 12.9
23:00 <b1rd> yep
23:00 <b1rd> cold as
23:00 <tozza> heater is on 
23:00 <b1rd> chucking few layers on
23:00 <tozza> first times in months
23:00 <b1rd> me too
23:00 <tozza> smells
23:00 <tozza> all that asbestos
24:00 <b1rd> real men live on asbestos
24:00 <b1rd> plenty of it where i live
24:00 <b1rd> :]
24:00 <b1rd> poisons embolden strong men
24:00 <b1rd> toxins.
24:00 <Lumeah3> Lol
24:00 <Mei> piss off Lumeah :)
25:00 <Lumeah3> Amelia still talking about your pix. Lol
25:00 <amelia> found tozzas pic
25:00 <b1rd> ok got few layers on
25:00 <Lumeah3> Wanna go mei,! 
25:00 <amelia> http://imgur.com/uqYVo4J
25:00 <Mei> Lumeah ...hell yeh
27:00 <moohooo> Lo
27:00 <steven> wb
28:00 <barstard> Fuck ya
28:00 <steven> haha
32:00 <Blyke> hi
32:00 <Blyke> https://soundcloud.com/daintno/best
32:00 <Blyke> stebie
32:00 <Blyke> steven
32:00 <Blyke> lols
32:00 <Blyke> thats my new track
36:00 <steven> lols
36:00 <steven> i only watch door kicking videos
46:00 <steven> lol
54:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> sup Serenity
55:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> ltns
56:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> but your fake!
56:00 <Nice1> where's the gang sertenity?
56:00 <Blyke> Serenity
56:00 <Blyke> hi
56:00 <Blyke> hun
56:00 <Blyke> remember that night
57:00 <steven> lol its not even her
57:00 <Blyke> when you said u loved me
57:00 <steven> you guys are so dumb
57:00 <Blyke> lols
57:00 <Blyke> then next day she sleeps with my mate
57:00 <Nice1> shes come back to restore the channel
57:00 <Blyke> nah man
57:00 <Blyke> i am just made this like 20 minutes ago https://soundcloud.com/daintno/best 
04:00 <Epi> https://i.imgur.com/wU0MgRU.jpg
04:00 <Nice1> that better not be a dik pic
04:00 <Epi> it's not a dik pic. it's two ;D
05:00 <Nice1> heh more illuminati propaganda
06:00 <Blyke> https://youtu.be/bapD-GP7xlk
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: daintno best 2017 music (Feb 18, 2017) Length: 7:03 - Category: Music - 1 view views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
17:00 <Serenity> huh?
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ayee
18:00 <Serenity> hello there
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yo
18:00 <Serenity> lol yo
18:00 <Serenity> how r u?
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh not bad
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bored
19:00 <Serenity> same here
19:00 <Serenity> im new on this mirc stuff
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We just started a movie bow we have to drive someone somewhere gonna be like 2 hours
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> So much for that
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh ok
20:00 <Serenity> haha damn
21:00 <Serenity> i was on mirc last night too
21:00 <Serenity> and theres been people messaging me
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> #melbourne?
21:00 <Serenity> apparently they think i am someone else that used to come on here?
21:00 <Serenity> yeah
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh ok lol
21:00 <Lumeah3> See 
22:00 <Serenity> i just want to clarify to all right now that whoever that person was/is
22:00 <Serenity> i am not them
22:00 <Lumeah3> Told ya
22:00 <Serenity> i guess we happen to have the same name?
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What did you tell Lumeah3 
22:00 <steven> who is dinolia thne ?
22:00 <steven> then
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Breaker?
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Isnt that what you said steven
23:00 <Lumeah3> Lax
23:00 <steven> well Serenity and dinolia are on the same connection
23:00 <steven> that is why im asking
23:00 <steven> LOL
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
23:00 <Lumeah3> Its  not serenity 
23:00 <Serenity> huh?
24:00 <Sutekh> busted
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Setekh
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sutekh: 
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Even
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How r ya
24:00 <Sutekh> Hey tozza,not bad, yourself?
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Meh so so
25:00 <Sutekh> like that hey
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh we were ready too watch a movie and settle down now got to take a family member somewhere totally ruined the evening 
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Waiting for them too get ready and i dont have credit so no mirc in the car
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I hate talking too people in real lofe
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Life
29:00 <Sutekh> damn that sux
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh such as life
31:00 <Sutekh> and harder to /ignore or press x irl 
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha
32:00 <Sutekh> ;/
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Now he is taking forever and its gonna take even longer
33:00 <Sutekh> needs own car
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Needs own life
34:00 <Sutekh> yeah fckn
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Now he is on the pc sayin 2 seconds 
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its my gfs uncle he been in lockup for 12 months just got out today
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> JEEEZUZZZZZ
39:00 <Sutekh> haha now your waiting for him
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> YEH
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> dude is taken sweet ass time
40:00 <Sutekh> no rush when your in jail i guess
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Probably been out on the bongs all day
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> BOFFFF
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hmm could go a beer
43:00 <steven> lol
44:00 <Sutekh> where does he want to go anyway?
58:00 <Tim-Sim> hello tozza
05:00 <Nice1> hi
05:00 <Nice1> who is staple queen
05:00 <Tim-Sim> Amelia? maybe
06:00 <Nice1> I dont know
17:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza: 
46:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Hornay!
46:00 <Epi> https://i.imgur.com/ADNrLHx.jpg
46:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Serenity is breaker
46:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> for sure lol
46:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> sup bro
48:00 <Epi> got random bots?
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Finally
49:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> suppp
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not much
50:00 <Epi> bored :o got cider
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> +b?
50:00 <Epi> shitty attempt at saying i banned you
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Blyke 4years?
52:00 <Epi> man, sucks so much. I sit under a downlight which has a tiny 1mm ring shaped hole around the fitting that goes into the ceiling... fukn raining baby spiders for the last few days :|
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lovely
53:00 <lols> hi tozza
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yo
54:00 <lols> over it
54:00 <lols> ppl
54:00 <lols> and shit
54:00 <lols> visiting
54:00 <lols> and then other ppl thinking they know shit
56:00 <lols> not drinking anymore
56:00 <lols> for ages
56:00 <Tim-Sim> hi tozza[Mobile] 
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