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00:00 <Kynetic> so mandela was an impostor!?
00:00 <tobor> well there's this theory that what causes it is actually glitches in temporary dimensional warping
00:00 <tobor> crazy huh
01:00 <Kynetic> almost as crazy as the theory that we're all stuck inside a black hole
01:00 <Kynetic> and are just a holographic projection 
01:00 <tobor> yeh that seems crazy
02:00 <tobor> of course occham would have us believe that mass groups of people shared a common logical error and simply got it wrong
02:00 <Kynetic> not when you see it explained to you properly
03:00 <tobor> Others favor the idea that we’re each enjoying holodeck experiences, possibly with some programming glitches. (In my opinion, these two theories aren’t mutually exclusive.)
04:00 <Tim-Sim> I have heard that theory before Kynetic, on an Leonard Susskind talk
04:00 <partay> i want to thank my coder for giving me a beautiful penis 
04:00 <tobor> Tim-Sim: what about the mandela effect
04:00 <Kynetic> when you consider the implied energy contained within a super massive blackhole that has within it all the matter to create a billion universes 
05:00 <Tim-Sim> nah, the mandela effect is bollocks
05:00 <tobor> most of that matter is partay's penis though, Kynetic.
05:00 <Kynetic> tobor thats why its unstable
05:00 <Tim-Sim> imho
05:00 <tobor> why is that tim
06:00 <Kynetic> imagine that black hole though
06:00 <Kynetic> and its unstable and about to explode 
06:00 <Tim-Sim> why is it bollocks? because there is no evidence for it, not even a sound theory, really
07:00 <tobor> k
07:00 <tobor> and on that note, i'm off to bed
07:00 <Kynetic> and we are just a projection from its surface as it is starting to release all of that energy as a massive light beam
07:00 <tobor> nite allll
07:00 <mrwuf> one electron universe theory kinda cool... picture one electron in our entire universe composing all matter,  time being a function of gravity that creates our dimension that we're experiencing 
09:00 <Kynetic> where we;re just part of an even bigger universe
09:00 <Kynetic> and there are universes made up inside of ours 
09:00 <Kynetic> ad infinitum
09:00 <mrwuf> yea exactly
09:00 <partay> multiverses 
09:00 <Kynetic> kinda like the bubble universe
09:00 <Kynetic> or multiverse theory
09:00 <mrwuf> fractals that our largest mirrors or smallest, stars and plants, atoms
10:00 <Kynetic> sometimes i wonder just how much weed and acid these physics dudes take
10:00 <mrwuf> I met a brain surgeon how was a regular cannabis user so its probably quite high
10:00 <Kynetic> like do you think do they come up with the theory verbally and or visually at first then try and prove it? :P
11:00 <mrwuf> I know lawyers are particular fond of cocaine
11:00 <Kynetic> yeah
11:00 <Kynetic> keeps em sharp in court m8
11:00 <Kynetic> not that the good ones usually have to goto court all that often
11:00 <partay> neuro surgeons actually starve themselves before large operations to make temselves more sharper
12:00 <mrwuf> I know a major of a town that smokes cannabis
12:00 <mrwuf> is that right word whats the leader of a city called
12:00 <mrwuf> I'm pretty drunk
12:00 <mrwuf> ma-her
13:00 <partay> mayor
13:00 <mrwuf> thats it
13:00 <mrwuf> I think most people use drugs, if not everyone, and not using drugs is really the rarity
14:00 <mrwuf> I like my single malt whiskey 
14:00 <l00peyd0g> who cares what ppl do
15:00 <mrwuf> just that the only really obvious drug users are the people that define their identify around that whole counter culture, I think its a lifestyle promoted by rap music
15:00 <Tim-Sim> there is an interesting theory regarding how certain parasites can affect different cultures
15:00 <mrwuf> most people define themselves based on their career choice
16:00 <partay> finding a job that suits your personality is key
17:00 <l00peyd0g> u guys are great .. u's must think alot about stuff and put forward ur opinions on a range of subjects that may or may not be of interest to u
17:00 <Tim-Sim> There is a disease cats carry called toxoplasmosis, makes people more daring, less fearful of consequences, some populations have high infection rates, worth searching on youtube if you are every bored
17:00 <l00peyd0g> some peoples voices just need to be heard especially u mrwuf
17:00 <l00peyd0g> sorry plz continue
18:00 <Tim-Sim> people who die in motorcycle accidents are more likely to have toxoplasmosis
18:00 <mrwuf> lmao Im drunk 
18:00 <Tim-Sim> again mrwuf?
19:00 <partay> guys who ride scooters more than likely love the wind on their vagina 
19:00 <mrwuf> ya Tim-Sim I read that toxoplasmic (sp?) makes men very paranoid and nervous, while it makes woman very trusting and adventurous 
19:00 <mrwuf> lmao
19:00 <partay> so much for the cat lady theory then 
19:00 <Tim-Sim> they crazy cat theory is relevant
20:00 <Tim-Sim> according to Robert Sapolsky 
23:00 <partay> Kynetic you're in charge
26:00 <President_Trump> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
26:00 <President_Trump> props tho
30:00 <mrwuf> http://i.imgur.com/kUFoqyn.jpg
33:00 <mrwuf> was http://imgur.com/r/funny/SUwpQ
34:00 <beagle> rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrravioli late night dinner coming up
34:00 <mrwuf> 4 trump http://i.imgur.com/fzk4IjU.gif
36:00 <President_Trump> dont click propaganda soz
36:00 <mrwuf> even tho Im fairly well drunk family guy still not funny
36:00 <President_Trump> http://i.imgur.com/sf0W3Ep.png
36:00 <President_Trump> for u
37:00 <beagle> i downloaded 20 eps of simpsons recently
37:00 <mrwuf> oh man
37:00 <beagle> the new ones i havent seen
38:00 <mrwuf> watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqgJ4aTsXv4
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Internet Comment Etiquette: "Weed Channels" (Feb 28, 2017) Length: 12:14 - Category: Comedy - 484,208 views views - 22,400 likes (98.1%), 430 dislikes (1.9%)
42:00 <beagle> nah i gotta eat
42:00 <beagle> cooked up some pasta its almost ready
44:00 <beagle> tasty
46:00 <beagle> yeah ^^ lot of people smoking bongs on webcam around place
46:00 <mrwuf> ya his comments that he leaves are really good
49:00 <beagle> this pasta is so hot
49:00 <beagle> who would have thought just 15 minutes would cook it like this
49:00 <l00peyd0g> .
03:00 <Epi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPeKu5JO1eY nsfw probably
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nintendo Switch: The Meidocafe Review (Mar 5, 2017) Length: 1:38 - Category: Science & Technology - 42,525 views views - 3,159 likes (95.8%), 139 dislikes (4.2%)
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> http://m.imgur.com/2DA0r
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Aw yeh
05:00 <blyke> lols coffee
09:00 <blyke> if ppl can call cops on you
09:00 <blyke> when you done nothing wrong
09:00 <blyke> i going blast my music when ever the fuck i want
10:00 <blyke> nah that would bring me down to their level
11:00 <blyke> cunts not suppose spose to come within 2 meters of me
11:00 <blyke> they have fucken 4 times
11:00 <blyke> since they called cops on me
12:00 <blyke> and whats worse
12:00 <blyke> they are a paedophile
13:00 <blyke> i serious
14:00 <blyke> had dream 3 times now
14:00 <blyke> about kicking them in head
14:00 <blyke> and wake up kicking a huge kick into air
15:00 <blyke> some cunt taught me hate
15:00 <blyke> now
15:00 <blyke> if they believe in god
15:00 <blyke> why would they do that
15:00 <blyke> i think they have death wish
15:00 <blyke> lols
16:00 <blyke> so many fucktards in world
16:00 <blyke> why cant i meet a normal fucken person
18:00 <blyke> morning slugger
18:00 <slugger> Blyke
19:00 <slugger> Have you slept?
19:00 <Lumeah3> No he didn't 
19:00 <blyke> yes until i woke up hour ago kicking huge kick
19:00 <slugger> Kicking lol
19:00 <blyke> yes
20:00 <blyke> dreaming about kicking a person in head
20:00 <blyke> so i kicked in my sleep
20:00 <slugger> Was it b1rd 
20:00 <blyke> no someone worse
21:00 <slugger> I had a dream about eating fish n chips
21:00 <slugger> Wtf
21:00 <slugger> I haven't eaten in 3 days
21:00 <blyke> im not going be with a woman unless they own property
21:00 <blyke> like myself
22:00 <slugger> Fair call
22:00 <blyke> yep
22:00 <Lumeah3> That counts me out then ahy chrissy!! 
22:00 <blyke> or they be like
22:00 <slugger> They only good for one thing....
22:00 <Lumeah3> Hehe yay
22:00 <blyke> Lumeah3
22:00 <slugger> Cleaning
22:00 <blyke> im nice to u when i am to help u
23:00 <blyke> but u dont see what u are doing as wrong
23:00 <blyke> so fuck helping u
23:00 <Lumeah3> Oh shut up. 
23:00 <b1rd> Lol
23:00 <slugger> Whatever homo
23:00 <blyke> yes Lumeah3 is a homo
23:00 <slugger> Hey b1rd 
23:00 <blyke> she cops it from a faggot
23:00 <Lumeah3> Yeah i Got a cockm
24:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
24:00 <blyke> come start retards
24:00 <slugger> Lumeah I believe that
24:00 <b1rd> Only fgt  here is u pisstopher
24:00 <Lumeah3> Nah got better things to do 
24:00 <blyke> no
24:00 <blyke> only faggots are ppl that have partners
24:00 <blyke> and still use irc
24:00 <Lumeah3> *sigh 
24:00 <slugger> Pisstopher rooooobbiin!
24:00 <blyke> get that
25:00 <blyke> youre fucken morons
25:00 <slugger> Lol go blykeey go blykey
25:00 <blyke> anyone thats not mental thinks
25:00 <blyke> irc is fun
25:00 <blyke> or useful
25:00 <blyke> lols
25:00 <blyke> @ them
25:00 <beagle> NOT mental ?
25:00 <b1rd> Austnets number one fkn dickhead... pisstopher
25:00 <blyke> no
26:00 <blyke> austnets leader
26:00 <slugger> Nar
26:00 <blyke> how u should look up too
26:00 <blyke> me
26:00 <slugger> Lol @ leader
26:00 <beagle> hrm i started going on irc austnet in 1992 what how many years is that
26:00 <blyke> cause i have everything u want
26:00 <beagle> 25 years ?
26:00 <blyke> and will never have
26:00 <blyke> i have a brain
26:00 <b1rd> Medicine time chris
26:00 <slugger> You old cunt
26:00 <b1rd> ...
27:00 <slugger> Piss u got any good meds
27:00 <b1rd> Fried brain m8
27:00 <slugger> Reckon
27:00 <b1rd> LOL
27:00 <blyke> anyone that would sleep with Lumeah3 has to be blind
27:00 <blyke> lols
27:00 <b1rd> what meds u on
28:00 <slugger> But piss is a good guy
28:00 <slugger> Chris I agree
28:00 <b1rd> DO NOT SPEAK ABOUT MY WOMAN LIKE THAT PISSS!!!!
28:00 <blyke> then leave
28:00 <slugger> Lol
28:00 <blyke> both of u
28:00 <b1rd> DECK YA
28:00 <blyke> go on
28:00 <slugger> Wow
28:00 <blyke> on your bike
28:00 <blyke> u going make me into a padio
29:00 <blyke> cool
29:00 <blyke> lols
29:00 <b1rd> COMING TO NOBLE FARKS NOW
29:00 <slugger> On ya Lumeah3 
29:00 <blyke> come
29:00 <slugger> Piss you got cogs?
29:00 <b1rd> IM COMING NOW U FRIED BRAIN FKWIT
29:00 <blyke> then i take photos of u
29:00 <slugger> Cigs
29:00 <blyke> call cops
29:00 <blyke> u get arrested
29:00 <b1rd> COPS WILL ARREST U
29:00 <slugger> Lol @ photos
29:00 <blyke> for what
30:00 <blyke> b1rd u are the junkie
30:00 <b1rd> FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMAN INTELLIGENCE
30:00 <slugger> Blyke is a law abiding citizen
30:00 <b1rd> BLYKE IS AN A GRADE MUPPET
30:00 <blyke> im not your mum or father b1rd
30:00 <blyke> so they committed that crime
30:00 <b1rd> ILL RAPE U BLYKE
30:00 <slugger> Lolololol
30:00 <blyke> come
31:00 <slugger> RAPER!!!
31:00 <b1rd> U FKN DEADBEAT MAGGOT DOG
31:00 <blyke> nup
31:00 <slugger> Blyke is ok
31:00 <blyke> ur
31:00 <blyke> not me
31:00 <b1rd> OPEN UR ASS FOR ME BLYKE
31:00 <b1rd> GOING IN DRY
31:00 <slugger> Blyke what up today?
32:00 <b1rd> Copping a hiding from b1rd
32:00 <slugger> I gotta go noble
32:00 <slugger> Meet me there b1rd
32:00 <b1rd> NEVER SPEAK ABOUT LUMEAH EVER AGAIN BLYKE YOU RETARDED JIPPO MAGGOT
32:00 <slugger> Rsl
32:00 <b1rd> GOT IT BOE??
33:00 <b1rd> lol
33:00 <b1rd> Yer
33:00 <b1rd> Ok. We meet noblez
33:00 <blyke> then u too fuck off
33:00 <b1rd> Bring a shooter
33:00 <blyke> Lumeah3 b1rd go have retarded babys
33:00 <b1rd> We do run through 
33:00 <blyke> and leave austnet
33:00 <slugger> Blyke is B1RD the one Lumeah3 loves?
33:00 <b1rd> Unretard blyke
34:00 <b1rd> He is
34:00 <slugger> Lols
34:00 <slugger> Fkn phone dead fml
34:00 <slugger> BBS motherfuckers
34:00 <b1rd> Jen hates you blyke
34:00 <blyke> didnt smoke weed yesterday so today is day 2
34:00 <blyke> cool
35:00 <b1rd> Coz youre a deadbeat m8
35:00 <b1rd> Loooool
35:00 <blyke> nup
35:00 <slugger> Blyke I'm having a bong for you
35:00 <slugger> Good indica
35:00 <b1rd> U never quit
35:00 <slugger> :)
35:00 <b1rd> Looool
35:00 <b1rd> Pack me up 1
35:00 <b1rd> Yeahhh boiii
35:00 <slugger> Blyke gets free mary jane
36:00 <b1rd> Big haystack
36:00 <slugger> We have chop at blykes
36:00 <b1rd> Sweet sticky icky
36:00 <b1rd> Yer 
36:00 <slugger> Yeah its the goods
36:00 <b1rd> Bong CPR him
36:00 <slugger> Then eat all his pies
36:00 <b1rd> By force
36:00 <b1rd> ROFFFFL
36:00 <b1rd> yer
36:00 <slugger> And steal assorted gifts
37:00 <b1rd> Hope you feeling hospitable blyke
37:00 <slugger> Lmao
37:00 <b1rd> We take what we want anyway boe
37:00 <slugger> Lil
37:00 <b1rd> Go shops for us
37:00 <b1rd> We cop grouse feed
37:00 <slugger> Restore order in junkyville
38:00 <b1rd> Yep
38:00 <slugger> Rack of lamb blyke 
38:00 <b1rd> Make noble park great again
38:00 <slugger> All trimmings
38:00 <b1rd> LOOL
38:00 <slugger> Lols
38:00 <b1rd> mmmm
38:00 <b1rd> Yer u cook for us
38:00 <b1rd> And we wont torture u
38:00 <slugger> Clean up the sesspool
38:00 <b1rd> Make it quick ay
38:00 <b1rd> Loool
39:00 <slugger> Lol
39:00 <blyke> come
39:00 <blyke> or shutup
39:00 <slugger> OK 
39:00 <b1rd> We outside now
39:00 <slugger> Address
39:00 <b1rd> Be in in a sek cuz
39:00 <slugger> Lol b1rd
39:00 <b1rd> Just preppin for raids
39:00 <slugger> I know what your wearing 
40:00 <b1rd> Youll be wearing a hot pie 
40:00 <b1rd> Loool
40:00 <b1rd> Pwnd
40:00 <slugger> Lmfao
40:00 <b1rd> Fear quit
41:00 <b1rd> LOOOL
41:00 <slugger> Girl
41:00 <slugger> He has issues
41:00 <b1rd> Lol yer 1 or 74675
41:00 <b1rd> He ok tho
41:00 <b1rd> Good entertainment
41:00 <slugger> Many yeah I know 
42:00 <slugger> Even dumber than me
42:00 <b1rd> We ok blyke? Lool
42:00 <slugger> Lol
42:00 <slugger> Not this fuck
42:00 <b1rd> U einsein to blykey
42:00 <slugger> Fml
42:00 <b1rd> Lool
42:00 <b1rd> Ahhh austnets number 1 terrorist
42:00 <b1rd> Greetings
42:00 <staffecet> eating crispy whitebaits
43:00 <staffecet> delicious for a dog
43:00 <b1rd> Eat ur aunt instead mate
43:00 <staffecet> b1rd you disabled cock owner nobody wants
43:00 <b1rd> You are a dog a black dawg
43:00 <staffecet> what you has to say now
43:00 <b1rd> Rofffl
44:00 <b1rd> Says man expelled by AU
44:00 <staffecet> au loved me, women didnt
44:00 <staffecet> they all from same-mother
44:00 <b1rd> Delusions
44:00 <staffecet> when it comes to not helping someone
44:00 <b1rd> U were expelled u filthy black dog
44:00 <staffecet> http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/5189/36/16x9/960.jpg
46:00 <slugger> Lol boe go b1rd
46:00 <slugger> I have heater on lol
46:00 <b1rd> :)
47:00 <beagle> dont need a heater on here its warm
48:00 <staffecet> freezing cold here in london
49:00 <staffecet> white girls are nicer but not asians
49:00 <beagle> but norel is asian
49:00 <beagle> and she was nice
49:00 <staffecet> but shes from labuan
49:00 <staffecet> and my wife
49:00 <staffecet> norell aron
49:00 <beagle> she posts to facebook all the time still
50:00 <beagle> lemme see that photo you posted , lol probably got a fireplace in it 
50:00 <beagle> oh nope its about a gay robber
50:00 <beagle> :/
50:00 <beagle> was hoping it was one of fireplace in ya aunts house
52:00 <beagle> does she have a fireplace ?
58:00 <beagle> tv ads are so gay
58:00 <beagle> they were better in 1990s
59:00 <beagle> even early 2000s
09:00 <beagle> + - + -
09:00 <beagle> another king kong movie
09:00 <beagle> ill just wait till it hits telly
20:00 <b1rd> Best way
24:00 <b1rd> Jew skillz LOL
38:00 <deadpandadolls> man six pack last night put me to sleep so nice ey
38:00 <deadpandadolls> ate some subway and zonk zZZ
39:00 <b1rd> Kool as
39:00 <b1rd> :)
39:00 <b1rd> Gotta shit soon
40:00 <deadpandadolls> same
40:00 <deadpandadolls> farttting
40:00 <b1rd> Love a good shit ay
40:00 <deadpandadolls> smells like my mouth tastes
40:00 <b1rd> Lool
40:00 <deadpandadolls> lolll
40:00 <staffecet> beagle aron
40:00 <b1rd> Haha
40:00 <b1rd> My ass better than mouth
41:00 <staffecet> true
41:00 <staffecet> your mouth is an ass
41:00 <b1rd> Mouth like a dog i got lol
41:00 <b1rd> Is
41:00 <staffecet> get a dog up your ass to cure it
41:00 <b1rd> Constant shit pours out
41:00 <b1rd> Lool
41:00 <b1rd> Yep
41:00 <deadpandadolls> i get lots of hot sauce and jalepinos on my subway ey
41:00 <deadpandadolls> makes the poo nice
41:00 <b1rd> Fkn nice
42:00 <deadpandadolls> lolllllll like a dog
42:00 <staffecet> here subways got nachoes deal 3 pound
42:00 <staffecet> foods here are better in england
42:00 <deadpandadolls> whhhuuut
42:00 <deadpandadolls> can't wait to be in UK later in yr
42:00 <staffecet> i aint coming back to aust
42:00 <b1rd> Cool as
42:00 <staffecet> make me b1rd
42:00 <b1rd> Never been uk
42:00 <b1rd> One day
43:00 <b1rd> Not in mood 4 ur tripe staffecet
43:00 <staffecet> i guess weather is cold so people stays together
43:00 <staffecet> b1rd survived his od where all of his other mates died
44:00 <deadpandadolls> fkn loungeroom carpet needs to be replaced
44:00 <deadpandadolls> all the drinks thatve been spilt on it
44:00 <deadpandadolls> lolz
44:00 <deadpandadolls> smells
44:00 <staffecet> chicks are nice in england very polite
44:00 <staffecet> very gentle
44:00 <staffecet> not asians butt
45:00 <staffecet> guess women cant deal with cold weather
45:00 <b1rd> Lool install tiles
45:00 <staffecet> so im moving up greenland to cool my balls
46:00 <b1rd> Lool
46:00 <staffecet> hotter country they breed like rabbit
46:00 <staffecet> one alien every second
46:00 <b1rd> You do seem to hate women hey staffecet
47:00 <staffecet> one alien popping out every second
47:00 <b1rd> Many generalisations ..
47:00 <deadpandadolls> anyone seen that bible series
47:00 <deadpandadolls> there are africans and asians in it
47:00 <b1rd> Nup pands
47:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
47:00 <deadpandadolls> there's this asian in it with swords
47:00 <deadpandadolls> fights like in a chinese movie
47:00 <deadpandadolls> like wtf
47:00 <staffecet> aliens are popping out every second
47:00 <b1rd> Llllool
47:00 <deadpandadolls> lolz
47:00 <staffecet> not funny alright
48:00 <staffecet> i'd shit my pants
48:00 <deadpandadolls> trying to make the bible stories cool
48:00 <b1rd> Lol
48:00 <b1rd> Bible is a good work of fiction ay
48:00 <staffecet> you will have locked up in your old days n starve to death
48:00 <staffecet> be*
49:00 <deadpandadolls> haha it's the dumbest work of fiction ever
49:00 <staffecet> aliens will feed on your ratione
49:00 <deadpandadolls> L. Ron Hubbard's Scientology is better
49:00 <deadpandadolls> LOLLLL
49:00 <deadpandadolls> Lol Ron Hubbabubblegumard
49:00 <staffecet> women do eat more than male
50:00 <b1rd> Coz us men are lazy as fuck lool
50:00 <staffecet> see when they carry their shopping trolly
50:00 <staffecet> you only have a few not even in arm
50:00 <b1rd> Get a job staff then u need more food
51:00 <b1rd> Lol hubbard
51:00 <deadpandadolls> i post on fb then "Lol Ron Hubbabubbard"
51:00 <b1rd> Remember anon start drama with scientology
51:00 <deadpandadolls> gotta go shit
52:00 <deadpandadolls> fb is so shit
52:00 <b1rd> Fair funny
52:00 <deadpandadolls> gonna shit and smoke
52:00 <b1rd> Stirred em up hard lol
52:00 <deadpandadolls> LOL
52:00 <b1rd> Ok bro
52:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah fuck religion
52:00 <b1rd> Organised mental illness lol
52:00 <deadpandadolls> yes sir no sir three bags full of shit
53:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
53:00 <Lumeah3> staffecet: that would be a hard task. Lol
53:00 <b1rd> Yepp
53:00 <b1rd> Lol hey lumeah. Morning hun
54:00 <staffecet> b1rd post us your pic again
54:00 <staffecet> show Lumeah3 to cool him down
55:00 <b1rd> Fkoff staff
55:00 <staffecet> c'mon everyone seen it, did u panda
55:00 <b1rd> Youll never see my face
55:00 <staffecet> just like a glory hole in it
56:00 <staffecet> time for reading
56:00 <b1rd> Your filthy dog face is permanently stored in my brain tho
56:00 <b1rd> So dont ever return to AU if you want to stay healthy and happy
57:00 <b1rd> Reading will do no good for your scattered fried brain son
57:00 <b1rd> LOLLLL
57:00 <Lumeah3> Morning b1rd 
58:00 <b1rd> just more delusional
58:00 <Lumeah3> To cool me down? 
58:00 <Lumeah3> Okk... 
58:00 <b1rd> Jus stirring him up 
58:00 <b1rd> Haha
59:00 <b1rd> Make austnet great again!
59:00 <b1rd> Lol
59:00 <b1rd> He thinks you a man. Funny guy
00:00 <b1rd> Indonesians always get he/she mixed up
00:00 <b1rd> coz language differences
01:00 <b1rd> He/she. Same word in common indo slang
01:00 <staffecet> if Lumeah3 not man, then i'd suicide
01:00 <Lumeah3> Hahaha
02:00 <Lumeah3> Ahh i see
02:00 <b1rd> Lol 
02:00 <staffecet> lol
02:00 <Lumeah3> Im woman ass they come mate. Lol
02:00 <Lumeah3> Hahahaha 
02:00 <b1rd> I have confirmed that lumeah is without a doubt female
02:00 <b1rd> This is fact
03:00 <staffecet> buggerd now
03:00 <BlackDevil> this
03:00 <BlackDevil> gets me so hot
03:00 <b1rd> Now are you a man of your word staffecet???
03:00 <staffecet> show me it in private b1rd
03:00 <b1rd> Morning devil
03:00 <b1rd> You can take my word for it son
04:00 <staffecet> all those year i thought Lumeah is a guy
04:00 <staffecet> a nice guy
06:00 <Lumeah3> Wasn't in channel much then
14:00 <Lumeah3> Still laughing at that ahy. Lol
14:00 <Lumeah3> Oi. 
21:00 <deadpandadolls> home and away is introducing a creepy character today
22:00 <deadpandadolls> who no doubt will become a much loved and decent character
22:00 <deadpandadolls> they could introduce a paedophile in home and away and they'd just become part of the gang
21:00 <sluggz> Hi 
44:00 <morgoth> morning all
50:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geHqnV4Mk_4
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Homer Trampoline (Nov 6, 2012) Length: 0:08 - Category: Music - 489,380 views views - 2,227 likes (98.9%), 25 dislikes (1.1%)
59:00 <sluggz> Yoyoyoyo
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yo
00:00 <sluggz> Howdu
00:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> good yuo
00:00 <sluggz> Not bad bro
00:00 <sluggz> Nice day here 
10:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> great day here too
15:00 <b1rd> Here too. Im in taiwan :D
18:00 <Lumeah> Nice n tropical.?  Or city  b1rd? 
20:00 <b1rd> City yer
21:00 <Lumeah> Ahh sucky
21:00 <b1rd> Back to au tomorrow yay
21:00 <Lumeah> Yay ;) 
22:00 <b1rd> Yer bit too nippy the weather here ay
22:00 <b1rd> LOOL
23:00 <b1rd> gotta sell me ex wife
23:00 <Lumeah> Lol
23:00 <b1rd> Hope i can get a reasonable dorra
23:00 <Lumeah> How much she worth? 
23:00 <b1rd> Loool
23:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> Lumeah in the market for a cleaner :P
24:00 <b1rd> Im selling all her good pointsand forgetting her many bad qualities
24:00 <b1rd> Lol
24:00 <Lumeah> I must be.. ;) 
25:00 <b1rd> I good at making mess and breaking stuff :(
25:00 <b1rd> :p
25:00 <b1rd> Keen to apply anyway
25:00 <b1rd> Ok gotta run
25:00 <b1rd> Bbl yall
26:00 <Lumeah> Ok bye
26:00 <Lumeah> Awww
26:00 <Lumeah> Nah.. Not just 
29:00 <partay> where's spanish when I want a good rimming?
32:00 <partay> any other takers?
35:00 <sluggz> $20
36:00 <sluggz> Cheap rimjaw
36:00 <sluggz> Mcgraw
36:00 <partay> you pay me $20 to give me a rimming >
36:00 <partay> normally more but ok
36:00 <partay> assume the position
36:00 <sluggz> No partgay you must pay for the sluggz
37:00 <sluggz> Best rimming of your life 100% money back guarantee
37:00 <Lumeah> Party must assume the position 
37:00 <Lumeah> :p
37:00 <Lumeah> Hehe 
37:00 <partay> Lumeah i bet you'd lick ass 
37:00 <sluggz> Lumeah is this true?
38:00 <partay> you'd be totally submissive
38:00 <sluggz> Would you lick Arse partgay
38:00 <partay> Lumeah I'll bet you've given a blumpkin
39:00 <partay> sluggz depends 
39:00 <Lumeah> Ha! 
39:00 <sluggz> Eewww
39:00 <sluggz> Butt pirate eh
39:00 <Lumeah> Assumptions... 
39:00 <partay> porno ass... not Lumeah's ass 
40:00 <sluggz> Lol
40:00 <sluggz> I was offered $25 blow j last night
40:00 <partay> did you give it ?
40:00 <sluggz> I refused him
40:00 <sluggz> He offered mw
41:00 <sluggz> Told him I'm not homo tho
41:00 <partay> i  imagine a $25 bj wouldnt exactly blow your mind
41:00 <sluggz> These fgts would know what to do
41:00 <partay> plenty of guys say.. hey im not gay i just want to suck some cock
42:00 <partay> newsflash.. youre gay
42:00 <sluggz> Fags
42:00 <blyke> lols
42:00 <blyke> hi
42:00 <sluggz> Hi blykey sup
42:00 <partay> blyke you chilled today
42:00 <partay> do i need to bust out the cold spoon?
43:00 <blyke> i need a hug
43:00 <blyke> or beer
43:00 <sluggz> My mate reckons he was on huge fat in hospital and the nurse whacked it with a cold spoon
43:00 <sluggz> It went down
43:00 <blyke> ;-)
43:00 <partay> sluggz knows the cold spoon theory
43:00 <sluggz> Fkn poofs
44:00 <sluggz> Yeah he talks shit but the way the old cunt said it I cracked up hard
44:00 <sluggz> He was 69
44:00 <sluggz> Died couple months back I'm shattered
44:00 <sluggz> Were best of friends
45:00 <sluggz> Lol @ cold spoon I'm like why a fkn cold spoon?? He reckons has to be cold lols
46:00 <sluggz> Helloooo
47:00 <partay> 69 and gettin the cold spoon
47:00 <partay> good work
47:00 <blyke> lols
47:00 <sluggz> try that on me the spoon would just bend
48:00 <sluggz> :)
48:00 <blyke> who doesnt do drugs
48:00 <blyke> ?
48:00 <blyke> i trying quit weed
48:00 <blyke> today is day 2
48:00 <blyke> only problem is i cant have visitors
48:00 <sluggz> Good work man I was gonna come shout ya mix
48:00 <blyke> apart from one friend
49:00 <blyke> i dont smoke everday
49:00 <blyke> every
49:00 <blyke> but i going quit for good
49:00 <partay> blyke
50:00 <partay> how much were u smoking ?
50:00 <sluggz> U always say this 
50:00 <sluggz> You are lying
50:00 <blyke> like 5 cones or bit more a day
50:00 <blyke> or when friends came
50:00 <sluggz> Not enough to worry lol
50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck me dead
50:00 <partay> 5 billys isnt that much
50:00 <partay> i used to smoke way more thn that
50:00 <sluggz> Come see me when u smoke an ounce a fnight
51:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> so did i partay lol
51:00 <sluggz> Lol my 6 year old kid smokes more
51:00 <blyke> its just i need a friend
51:00 <partay> ive hung up my bongs these days.. 
51:00 <blyke> if i get rid of all the rest
51:00 <sluggz> I've had 10 already
51:00 <blyke> lols
51:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> hot chicks with kids
51:00 <sluggz> 2 vb
51:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> depressing
51:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> like
51:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> can I just knock u up babes
51:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> just once
52:00 <sluggz> Hi pandis
53:00 <sluggz> my chick was hot..had kid... now she's not
53:00 <sluggz> Fat bitch
54:00 <sluggz> Fat sweaty mongoloid
55:00 <sluggz> Where's B1RD dick
55:00 <partay> sluggz you kicked her to the curb ?
56:00 <sluggz> Yeah man of course
56:00 <sluggz> Until she sheds the KGS
56:00 <sluggz> Only fair
56:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i need to shit again
56:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> third time
56:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lols
56:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol sluggz
56:00 <sluggz> Lol pandia
57:00 <partay> lol
59:00 <sluggz> She was like 55 kg at first its blown out to 80 the fucking bullfrog
00:00 <sluggz> Unacceptable
00:00 <partay> 80.. thats chunky
00:00 <sluggz> For a shortarse
00:00 <sluggz> Like 5ft
01:00 <partay> oh
01:00 <partay> yes
01:00 <partay> ban her
01:00 <sluggz> Until 60 kg I have stipulated
01:00 <sluggz> Lose my number tubby
01:00 <partay> fair call
02:00 <partay> theres no place in this world for fat chicks
02:00 <blyke> bullshit
02:00 <blyke> some overwieght chicks have best arses
02:00 <morgoth> http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/2017/03/05/100352/85284874/85284487.jpg
02:00 <sluggz> Elaborate blyke
02:00 <blyke> hi morgoth
03:00 <sluggz> Lol blyke you are a sad, sad man
03:00 <morgoth> heya
03:00 <blyke> :)
03:00 <morgoth> what the guy likes big butts and he cannot lie, you other brothers cant deny...
03:00 <sluggz> Blyke so do u have weed?
03:00 <sluggz> Lol I like em too
04:00 <sluggz> But not the ex
04:00 <sluggz> Ugly arse
05:00 <sluggz> Fat but flat...not appetizing
05:00 <sluggz> !stat
07:00 <sluggz> Mmmmm need a jobbby
08:00 <sluggz> Where is b1rd 
08:00 <partay> who cares
08:00 <partay> b1rd is a nutcase
08:00 <sluggz> He's my friend
09:00 <partay> serious mental health issues 
09:00 <partay> i have the tard on /ignore
09:00 <sluggz> He's OK to me
09:00 <sluggz> Fair enough I know he's nuts
09:00 <sluggz> Lols
09:00 <partay> he mesg me with some insane ramblings
09:00 <partay> made no sense
09:00 <sluggz> Its just fuckin round
10:00 <partay> total nuttiness
10:00 <sluggz> Lol yes
10:00 <partay> though i was 4 peple
10:00 <partay> thought*
10:00 <sluggz> Lmfao
10:00 <sluggz> He says that to me
10:00 <partay> made my head hurt
10:00 <sluggz> Calls me Nathaniel tehan  like wtf??
10:00 <partay> best to back away slowly
10:00 <sluggz> Reckons we were in jail together
11:00 <sluggz> Funny cunt
11:00 <partay> padded cell Id believe
11:00 <partay> bbs
11:00 <sluggz> Fuck chopper down low :/
11:00 <sluggz> Cool
14:00 <Lumeah> Partay.. Watch what you say bro.. 
14:00 <b1rd> Wheres that fucker named chris from noble park?
15:00 <Lumeah> Things have a way of comming  back to bite u. 
15:00 <b1rd> Speak up partay 
15:00 <b1rd> Yer
15:00 <b1rd> Lol
15:00 <sluggz> Partay has u on Iggy boe
16:00 <sluggz> Told me before
16:00 <b1rd> Lies
16:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> b1rd did u pick up when u were out
16:00 <sluggz> What ya up to nigger nuts
16:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i bet u were rootin a hobo girl behind a dumpster at the servo bro
16:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ;)
16:00 <b1rd> Yep i picked up lots
16:00 <b1rd> :)
16:00 <b1rd> Good haul
17:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lols
17:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> haha
17:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> to the dungeon!
17:00 <sluggz> What ya pi?ck up
17:00 <sluggz> Shlutsh
17:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> loll
18:00 <sluggz> Dumpster grubs?
19:00 <sluggz> Ah well this sux time for poppy nap
19:00 <sluggz> Bbs
19:00 <b1rd> Kickout fag
19:00 <b1rd> Lool
20:00 <b1rd> Picked up yo mumma
20:00 <b1rd> She was passed out in the gutter
20:00 <b1rd> Looool
24:00 <b1rd> Partay
25:00 <b1rd> Speak up
25:00 <b1rd> LOL
26:00 <b1rd> wheres sluggz
26:00 <b1rd> Word up boe
37:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> shits me when a game has two types of the same enemy
37:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> rather than two separate enemies
37:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> types
37:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> spose they just cbf designing another enemy
42:00 <DoC> Sup josh
46:00 <b1rd> Lol
46:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> gaming bro and you >
46:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ?
47:00 <b1rd> Like irl when you hunting one of an identical twin :-)
47:00 <DoC> nothin much 
47:00 <b1rd> Hard ay
47:00 <DoC> feeling sick man
47:00 <b1rd> :-)
48:00 <DoC> howdy b1rd
48:00 <b1rd> Hey nignog wattup
48:00 <b1rd> Greetz nothing
48:00 <DoC> nignog? lol
48:00 <nothing> greetingzz b1rd
48:00 <b1rd> Lol gook then
49:00 <b1rd> Sup todayz nuthin
49:00 <b1rd> Read my mind :)
49:00 <nothing> fuck all bro
49:00 <b1rd> Thankyoy
49:00 <nothing> just woke up.
49:00 <nothing> not good.
49:00 <b1rd> Cool
50:00 <b1rd> Doesent matter cant be a good man everyday
50:00 <nothing> nahh
50:00 <nothing> loll
50:00 <DoC> go to bed again u would feel better i hope so 
50:00 <nothing> self ??
51:00 <b1rd> I been getting back to normal sleep  pattern
51:00 <b1rd> Nm hey
52:00 <b1rd> Getting healthy fit etc so can getta job hopefully
52:00 <DoC> b1rd u should sleep with blyke once ;p
52:00 <b1rd> Ok
52:00 <b1rd> Lol ill try anything once
52:00 <Lumeah> Can i watch? 
52:00 <b1rd> LOOL
52:00 <b1rd> sure lool
53:00 <b1rd> Lol
53:00 <DoC> LOL
53:00 <DoC> Lumeah wants to watch u b1rd
53:00 <DoC> be careful
53:00 <b1rd> Paperbag for blykes demon face tho. He is rough as
53:00 <nothing> lolll
54:00 <Lumeah> Be careful of b1rd? 
54:00 <b1rd> Lumeah always wellcum lol
54:00 <Lumeah> Why.. Lol
54:00 <nothing> as guts
54:00 <Lumeah> Teehee
54:00 <DoC> she wants to watch u when u gonna sleep with blyke
54:00 <b1rd> Yer kinky as
54:00 <Lumeah> Yes.. 
54:00 <nothing> lolll
54:00 <Lumeah> ;) 
54:00 <DoC> blyke might force u for a kiss b1rd
54:00 <b1rd> Lool
54:00 <b1rd> Eeeee
54:00 <b1rd> Lol
55:00 <Lumeah> Exciting 
55:00 <DoC> indeed Lumeah
55:00 <DoC> that would be exciting
55:00 <Lumeah> Maybe they can have a cock fight.. 
55:00 <Lumeah> Hahaha 
55:00 <b1rd> Ill have to wash his mouth out with soap 1st
55:00 <b1rd> Loool
55:00 <DoC> lets see who forces for kiss
55:00 <b1rd> Haha
55:00 <b1rd> LOL
56:00 <b1rd> me
56:00 <b1rd> Loool
56:00 <b1rd> He freaking out
56:00 <DoC> LOLLL
56:00 <DoC> he's gone to buy some weed
56:00 <b1rd> Poor kid. But he is annoying as all hell
57:00 <DoC> his drug dealer might be waiting at noble park
57:00 <b1rd> B1rds motto: make austnet great again!
57:00 <b1rd> Haha yep
57:00 <DoC> blyke is trying hard for amelia these days
58:00 <b1rd> Haha poor happy meal
58:00 <DoC> lol
58:00 <b1rd> She need big stick to fight off the psychos
58:00 <DoC> i wonder if amelia going to date chris LOL
58:00 <b1rd> Lol
58:00 <DoC> what a perfect couple lmfao
59:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> this guy goes
59:00 <b1rd> Lol
59:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> Misleading title, has nothing to do with Iron Man or MCU﻿
59:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> so I GO
59:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> fuck the MCU grow up and bin your diapers﻿
59:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ye booii
59:00 <b1rd> Can imagine. Would be brutal chemistry between them two
00:00 <DoC> that would be psycho chemistry between them
00:00 <nothing> Morning Kelevra 
00:00 <nothing> :D
01:00 <Kelevra> Afternoon nothing, how are you?
02:00 <b1rd> Kelevra inda house
02:00 <nothing> i'm ok could be better :D
03:00 <Kelevra> hey b1rd
03:00 <b1rd> Yep
03:00 <Kelevra> nothing how come?
03:00 <b1rd> Hey kelevra
04:00 <nothing> eh, no reason, just fee like i could be better.
05:00 <Kelevra> aww
05:00 <Kelevra> what's the plans for today?
06:00 <DoC> b1rd going to date blyke tonight
06:00 <DoC> they gonna have dinner at cheong park
06:00 <b1rd> Dont be so hard on yaself nothing
06:00 <b1rd> Yep
06:00 <b1rd> We video it
06:00 <DoC> blyke would share some naked dance videos wif b1rd
07:00 <b1rd> Austnet news m8
07:00 <b1rd> Loool
07:00 <DoC> LOL
07:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> you could be fucking WORSE
07:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
07:00 <b1rd> Keen as to leak them vids
07:00 <b1rd> Lool
07:00 <b1rd> Austnet wikileaks
08:00 <Lumeah> Lol
09:00 <DoC> Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard is on top of the list of austnet wikileaks LOL
09:00 <b1rd> Blyke is a top lad tho. One of the girls for sure
09:00 <b1rd> Lol good
09:00 <Lumeah> Lol
09:00 <b1rd> He been bit of a shit ay
09:00 <b1rd> Bit of a dogshit
10:00 <DoC> he loves dogshit
10:00 <DoC> specially for lunch
10:00 <b1rd> Lol yep
10:00 <DoC> and he gotta bundle of dicks for dinner
10:00 <Lumeah> Mmm
11:00 <b1rd> Lolll
11:00 <b1rd> Hahaha
11:00 <Kelevra> hey Lumeah
11:00 <Lumeah> Hey Kelevra 
11:00 <Kelevra> how are you?
11:00 <nothing> lol, i tryyy
12:00 <Kelevra> oh ty partay <3
12:00 <nothing> yum as
13:00 <Kelevra> hey sluggz
13:00 <sluggz> Hey there :)
14:00 <sluggz> Nice day eh
14:00 <Kelevra> hows it going?
14:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> austnet wikileaks?
14:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> what's that doc
14:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ?
14:00 <sluggz> Pretty good and you?
14:00 <DoC> Anyway, Have fun & take care guys..enjoy
14:00 <DoC> I'll bbl.
14:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> what did DoC mean by im on top of the list of austnet wikileaks?
15:00 <nothing> slugger boe
15:00 <sluggz> Goes on b1rd
15:00 <Kelevra> isn't DoC so sweet
15:00 <sluggz> Hey nothing how's you boe
15:00 <b1rd> Fkall cuz
16:00 <sluggz> Yeah same boe just waiting for Sammy the turk
16:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> asked a question
16:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> what did he mean by that
16:00 <sluggz> He shouting a beer/smoke
17:00 <nothing> sickk
17:00 <Kelevra> fully sikkk
17:00 <sluggz> Yeah he's good blocks just don't mention chopper around him
18:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> what is austnet wikileaks?
18:00 <Kelevra> chopper was an idiot
18:00 <sluggz> This is Sammy the turks brother :)
18:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> as if an idiot
18:00 <partay> *yawn* *stretch*
18:00 <Kelevra> he stole a gun off my dad years ago and his son thinks he's intitled to anything and everything
19:00 <sluggz> I didn't know when I first met him I'm like yeah chopper only bashed n killed drug dealers... Sam wasn't impressed
19:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> so
19:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> your dad should've locked up the gun
19:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> is that ya claim to fame
19:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lolll
19:00 <sluggz> Ignored me for 3 months before he finally told me
19:00 <Kelevra> chopper asked to borrow it and never returned it
20:00 <sluggz> Like I said I knew nothing at all
20:00 <Kelevra> Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard you seem like an idiot
20:00 <blyke> i met chopper
20:00 <blyke> too
20:00 <sluggz> Its pandis
20:00 <blyke> lols
20:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ?
20:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lolll
20:00 <Kelevra> I met chopper @ sexpo years ago and he was a deaf idiot
20:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> :P
20:00 <sluggz> Good bloke blyke??
20:00 <Kelevra> he thought my name was 'Hell'
20:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I think he was hilarious
20:00 <nothing> LOLLl
20:00 <sluggz> Lol hell
20:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> what a sense of humour
21:00 <sluggz> Was that your fb kelevra  that someone posted yesty?
21:00 <blyke> i was on lsd and xtc when i met him
21:00 <Kelevra> yeah he signed this thing I bought and it said 'To Hell' blah blah
21:00 <blyke> picking up a smoke of weed
21:00 <Kelevra> sluggz which was it?
21:00 <sluggz> M k
21:00 <blyke> he went to me chris yeah i go yeah
21:00 <blyke> he said u got you weed
21:00 <Kelevra> what was the name?
21:00 <sluggz> He wrote piss?
21:00 <blyke> i said ok i going
21:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> why did you want his autograph
22:00 <sluggz> Melanie
22:00 <sluggz> K
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> stefan got a meat cleaver signed
22:00 <Kelevra> nah my name isn't Melanie on fb
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> as if chopper ever used a meat cleaver on anyone
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> loolllll
22:00 <nothing> chopper autograph
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> fucking lame
22:00 <nothing> australia is whacked as.
22:00 <Kelevra> yeah my brother bought a meat cleaver and a tshirt from him
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i so want tony mockbell autograph bro
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> on a baseball cap so cool
22:00 <Kelevra> was for charity
22:00 <sluggz> OK 
23:00 <partay> Kelevra want my autograph
23:00 <sluggz> Should here choppers raps
23:00 <nothing> might as well get Malcolm Turnbull to sign your starter hat
23:00 <Kelevra> My name Is Mel (middle name cut short) - (Lastname cut short)
23:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I dont think chopper was an idiot, as in stupid, but I whink he was a fucking asshole loser loooollllllllllllll
23:00 <sluggz> Youtube chopper big mark
23:00 <sluggz> Or chopper interview with a madman
23:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> someone shouldve shot him in the head to shut his big mouth up
23:00 <b1rd> He was a top bloke
23:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> chopped him in to pieces
23:00 <b1rd> Lol
23:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> and dumped in the sea
23:00 <sluggz> Lol b1rd
24:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> that's the end of chopper the mouthy cunt
24:00 <b1rd> He was a lippy bugger but 
24:00 <b1rd> Mad enough that no1 gunna say shit to him
24:00 <sluggz> Ridiculous!!
24:00 <b1rd> Rip 
24:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> meh
24:00 <sluggz> Lol
24:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I woulda
24:00 <Kelevra> I want nothing to become my facebook friend so we can whinge our emotions out openly with no judgement
25:00 <sluggz> Pm??
25:00 <Kelevra> and if people judge us then we can attack them like venomous snakes
25:00 <sluggz> Fb is shit
25:00 <nothing> hipster technology
25:00 <partay> lol
25:00 <Kelevra> I'm not hip enough to be a hipster sadly
25:00 <sluggz> Hey partgay
25:00 <nothing> nobody is.
25:00 <partay> sluggz how they hanging ?
25:00 <nothing> we can sharge our DP's.
25:00 <nothing> Share*
25:00 <sluggz> I don't get what hipsters are I thought they were pantaloons
26:00 <nothing> And i can comment on yours and say you're hot and i can do the same ?
26:00 <sluggz> Ripsnorter partay
26:00 <Kelevra> yes show me your face
26:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ew
26:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> hot
26:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
26:00 <Kelevra> I would like that very much
27:00 <partay> amelia never shows her face 
27:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> because she's a pussy
27:00 <partay> i think she has a butterface
27:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> she isnt pretty
27:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> she looks average
27:00 <sluggz> Butter?
27:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> average croatian look
27:00 <sluggz> Fucken yugo
27:00 <partay> yes nice bod but her face 
28:00 <sluggz> Like a dropped pie?
28:00 <Kelevra> what's a butterface?
28:00 <sluggz> Fat face
28:00 <partay> unlike Kelevra who has a pretty face 
28:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> any chick can have a nice body
28:00 <Kelevra> oh
28:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> it's the face that counts
28:00 <Kelevra> aww partay <3
28:00 <sluggz> I can't see faces
28:00 <Kelevra> saxon was rude about my pic
28:00 <sluggz> :(
28:00 <Kelevra> he said I have evil eyes
28:00 <sluggz> Kelevs pic?
29:00 <sluggz> I can't remember you
29:00 <nothing> All women do. 
29:00 <Kelevra> you'll just photoshop and be mean
29:00 <sluggz> Fine
29:00 <nothing> lolll, oh man, i fogot people did that shit.
29:00 <Kelevra> I've heard it all before
29:00 <partay> i had amelias pic but i had to delete it 
29:00 <Kelevra> 'you look like the joker' etc
29:00 <b1rd> Tru
29:00 <nothing> it's like the 2017 version of having your portrait cartooned.
29:00 <sluggz> Isn't Amelia a chow?
29:00 <b1rd> Body can change
30:00 <b1rd> Face like blyke and ya fkd 4 lyfe
30:00 <b1rd> Lool
30:00 <Kelevra> WHY SO SERIOUS
30:00 <sluggz> Lol that face tho
30:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> b1rd y u not answer pm
31:00 <b1rd> Announcement will be made
31:00 <sluggz> B1rds knob is my new screensaver
31:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> announcement?
31:00 <sluggz> I put a face and goatee on it
31:00 <b1rd> 2 seconds prior to release of austnet news
31:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> fk r u on about
31:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i dont get it
31:00 <IRCStats> New stats available for #melbourne! See the #melbourne stats: http://www.chatmelbourne.com.au/stats
31:00 <sluggz> !stat
32:00 <Lumeah> B1rds nob is mine..
32:00 <Kelevra> what was the new austnet news?
32:00 <nothing> Stats: nothing 4611287237 1994	"Do you want to kiss me."
32:00 <nothing> really.
32:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i dont get what doc said so im tryin to ask b1rd
32:00 <nothing> lame.
33:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> but hes bein a secretive little shit for some reason like theres a big joke im missing
33:00 <Kelevra> why do you care Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard?
33:00 <Lumeah> Ah
33:00 <nothing> luck about 000000000.23% of the world will ever see that. 
33:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i want to know what he meant by what he said
33:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> thats all
33:00 <sluggz> Who givesa
33:00 <Kelevra> nothing there's nothing wrong with it
33:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> everyone has a right to know personal shit thats said about them
34:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> dunno y b1rd is acting like a coward
34:00 <sluggz> No you dont
34:00 <Kelevra> who cares who says what tbh
34:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> well its a simple question
34:00 <partay> its stupid but funny
34:00 <nothing> but i want to say cool things all the time.
34:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> what is austnet wikileaks,
34:00 <Kelevra> fuck years ago everyone on here called me the anal queen cause an angry ex pasted my logs on here
34:00 <Kelevra> I own it
34:00 <sluggz> Exactly its b1rd he probs joking ya sooky 
35:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i asked what austnet wikileaks is
35:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> thats all that aint sookin you goose
35:00 <nothing> Evil like Facebook
35:00 <sluggz> Too many spooky lalas
35:00 <Kelevra> it's non existant
35:00 <b1rd> Ay?
35:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> was doc that said it not b1rd
35:00 <Kelevra> he probably meant the austnet news
35:00 <b1rd> I am so not a coward
35:00 <sluggz> You are a goose...of the long neck variety
35:00 <b1rd> Lol
35:00 <b1rd> Lollll
35:00 <nothing> duck duck gooseee
35:00 <Kelevra> see this is why i like sluggz
35:00 <nothing> duck duck duck duck
36:00 <sluggz> Lol b1rd
36:00 <nothing> duck
36:00 <Kelevra> he does not give a fuck
36:00 <nothing> b1rd
36:00 <sluggz> True kelevra
36:00 <b1rd> Duck duck dUCK BANGGGG
36:00 <partay> "austnet news investigators"  hahahahaha
36:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> sure
36:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> he dont give a fuck online
36:00 <Kelevra> it's a very great quality you possess
36:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> loollll
36:00 <nothing> lolll
36:00 <sluggz> Lol duck hunt! Nes
36:00 <b1rd> yer sluggz is alright
36:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> love to see him not give a fuck irl
36:00 <nothing> slugger is cool boe
36:00 <Kelevra> nothing dw you are also
37:00 <nothing> he has won me other with his charms.
37:00 <sluggz> B1RD this guy has no clue hahahaha
37:00 <nothing> over*
37:00 <b1rd> Yer good sense of humour
37:00 <Kelevra> b1rd, Lumeah, nothing and sluggz are the main gang
37:00 <sluggz> Lmao bones 
37:00 <b1rd> Lol ron ya fkn arsehat
37:00 <nothing> haha, cheers ;D
37:00 <Kelevra> of not giving a fuck, my sort of people
37:00 <b1rd> Yerrr boii
37:00 <b1rd> And kelevra
37:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> no clue?
37:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> wtf
37:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> fuck you on about sluggz
37:00 <b1rd> Dogshir!!!
38:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> talking shit you little faggot
38:00 <b1rd> Dogshit 4 lunch
38:00 <Kelevra> I could pee behind a dumpster or next to a park bench and none would bat an eyelid but they would stand guard incase I was bum rushed
38:00 <Kelevra> they're very caring like that
38:00 <sluggz> Its true
38:00 <b1rd> Yer bro
38:00 <Kelevra> it's all love
39:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> what the fuck
39:00 <sluggz> I'd protect ya
39:00 <b1rd> Gotya back kelevra
39:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> you talk alotta gay shit
39:00 <Kelevra> :)
39:00 <Kelevra> cause I'm totes gay
39:00 <sluggz> Its true pandis
39:00 <Kelevra> like your face Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard
39:00 <partay> ahhhh *SIP*
39:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> cause ur desparate for friendship online
39:00 <nothing> lol
39:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lollll
39:00 <sluggz> Lmao pwnd
39:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> nothin wrong with my face
39:00 <Kelevra> aww
39:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> you need irc cunts to prop you up and make you feel good
39:00 <b1rd> Gotta watch the ladies around the sudo-animals
39:00 <sluggz> Munted nose tho
39:00 <sluggz> Hahaha
39:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> fuuuuckk man you talk about yourself all the time on here
39:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> dont shut up
39:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> shits me
40:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> but it's nice to know you're among "peers" looollllll!
40:00 <Kelevra> desperado why won't you come to your senses, you've been out riding fencessss for so long
40:00 <b1rd> Loool
40:00 <sluggz> Maybe because she's a nice person unlike yourself
40:00 <sluggz> Derrr
40:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lolllll
40:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> u know fuck all sluggz
40:00 <b1rd> Yer
40:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ur just a dumbcunt
40:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> on irc
40:00 <b1rd> Kelevra is real
40:00 <sluggz> This is true
40:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> boe boe boe
40:00 <sluggz> But I'm liked 
40:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> Kelevra is a munted idiot
40:00 <sluggz> You are not
41:00 <Kelevra> aww
41:00 <b1rd> Not some dumb assclown like u 
41:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> spouts shit out like they are facts when they arent
41:00 <b1rd> Lol
41:00 <sluggz> Run along now pelican
41:00 <Kelevra> don't be like that babe
41:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> looolllll
41:00 <Kelevra> anger doesn't solve anything
41:00 <b1rd> Hahaha
41:00 <sluggz> Kk 
41:00 <partay> Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard still single i see ?
41:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLL
41:00 <Kelevra> I probably am, who knows
41:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> what's single got to do with anything
42:00 <partay> you beingnan unattractive mong
42:00 <b1rd> LOL
42:00 <b1rd> pwnd
42:00 <b1rd> Lolllll
42:00 <Kelevra> yeah well abusing chicks online doesn't get you any poon
42:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> hahaha
42:00 <Kelevra> I wouldn't even flick my dirty knickers in your direction
42:00 <b1rd> He should hook up with blyke
42:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> gross
42:00 <sluggz> Lol pwnd
42:00 <b1rd> Much in common
42:00 <Kelevra> my skiddies don't deserve the likes of you
42:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol you turned pretty quickly b1rd
42:00 <sluggz> Kelevs I'd props sniff
42:00 <nothing> lollll
42:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> did my job
42:00 <sluggz> Then wash
43:00 <b1rd> Turned?
43:00 <sluggz> Lol
43:00 <sluggz> Ahahahaahaha
43:00 <b1rd> Lolll
43:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> thx for participating
43:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> im outta smokes 
43:00 <Kelevra> I have once worn undies and put them inside out cause I was out for a whole weekend
43:00 <Kelevra> it's totally legit
43:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> LOLL
43:00 <b1rd> Go traino
43:00 <Kelevra> my socks didn't work that way though
44:00 <sluggz> Been there
44:00 <b1rd> Pikkup buts
44:00 <partay> go commando
44:00 <b1rd> Me2 kelevra
44:00 <sluggz> Lol butt scab
44:00 <b1rd> I wore tshirt wrong way
44:00 <b1rd> To spook the chinese
44:00 <b1rd> Coz its very bad luck
44:00 <b1rd> Means..
44:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> have you ever stashed a dirty tampon in a bfs drawer or somethin Kelevra?
45:00 <b1rd> U wish someonebto die
45:00 <sluggz> Lol B1RD bs boe
45:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I would do that shit all the fucking time, put them in my bf wallet so he dont forget me
45:00 <Kelevra> oh I accidentally left a pair of cummy bikini bottoms at a guys house
45:00 <b1rd> No.. true
45:00 <Kelevra> he's dead now so it's no biggy
45:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> cummy loll
45:00 <nothing> lollll
45:00 <sluggz> Cummy ahahahahaahahHaH
45:00 <b1rd> Chinese believe some weird shit ay
45:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> dead people are such party poopers
46:00 <sluggz> Wtf 
46:00 <Kelevra> yeah well shit you can't put hands down my pants without a reaction
46:00 <partay> cummy.. like Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard's breath
46:00 <Kelevra> and I couldn't find them before I snuck out
46:00 <b1rd> Lol
46:00 <Kelevra> so yolo
46:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> calm down partay
46:00 <b1rd> New word
46:00 <sluggz> They only come up to your knees boe
46:00 <sluggz> Lol partay pwnd
46:00 <Kelevra> I had to sneak out cause his family was pretty crazy
46:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> dont think about my mouth and dickcheese bro that's just homosexual
46:00 <Kelevra> smegma
46:00 <b1rd> Youd have to be lazy as to wank onto ur shirt
46:00 <sluggz> Shmeggs
47:00 <b1rd> And wear it out
47:00 <b1rd> Loool
47:00 <b1rd> Cummy clothes ay lo ron
47:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> almost bashed my friend alex because he jerked off in his pants while crashing out in my room
47:00 <b1rd> Lazy bachelour
47:00 <Kelevra> I'd never use a tshirt
47:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> fuckin who tells you they jerked off
47:00 <Kelevra> it's always a towel
47:00 <b1rd> Lollll
47:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> "Yeah had a good sleep and a nice wank"
47:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> "In my bed? IN MY FUCKING BED?"
48:00 <Kelevra> that's why most of my towels are fairly course in texture
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> already smashed him once before
48:00 <b1rd> Lol ron just blows on his shirt
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> told him to get outside and have some alcohol so i could chill out
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> TheRon?
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> or me
48:00 <b1rd> U
48:00 <Kelevra> Dylan and I almost fucked in your bed once
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> y would i do that
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ino
48:00 <b1rd> Lazy lolron
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> LOLLL
48:00 <Kelevra> but then we realised azn was on the floor sleeping next to us
48:00 <b1rd> You do
48:00 <Kelevra> =\
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i have ocd
48:00 <b1rd> We know
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i so would never do that
48:00 <Kelevra> AZN SAVED YOUR BED
48:00 <b1rd> Lies
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> hahaha
49:00 <b1rd> Youre a cumrag
49:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i only jerk off on the toilet
49:00 <b1rd> LOL
49:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> then shower
49:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ocd
49:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> b1rd see what I did
49:00 <b1rd> when constipated a
49:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> you fuck you guys are thick in the heads
49:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> you wouldnt tell me
49:00 <b1rd> U wank off when u doing a shit
49:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> so now ino what you think of me
49:00 <b1rd> Exposed
50:00 <Kelevra> omg once we got slaughtered at joanne tce and dylan got so maggoted we fucked underneath a lemon tree and then he went to bed and it was me, azn and alex still up and when we all went to bed dylan was in his jocks with hiis balls out the side 
50:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> no reason to have acted like u did man
50:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> that's a dog act
50:00 <Kelevra> it was pretty funny
50:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> dog act you were pullin off b1rd
50:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> irl id stomp u dude
50:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ur a snitch
50:00 <b1rd> Lollll
50:00 <b1rd> Lollllll
50:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> is alex the one who made alcohol?
50:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ohhh i remember who alex is sorry
51:00 <Kelevra> shaun
51:00 <b1rd> I run things in melbourne son
51:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> shaun yeah
51:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> its a chat room b1rd, i wouldnt look so proud
51:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> cross that off the bucket list
51:00 <b1rd> I run melbourne city
51:00 <b1rd> Fool
51:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> b1rd EXPOSED by Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard as a two-faced coward.
51:00 <b1rd> Its all mine
52:00 <b1rd> Lol
52:00 <Kelevra> shaun gave me this pretty epic weapon for my 21st
52:00 <Kelevra> it was like a flick knife but an ice pick
52:00 <b1rd> I raised by gooks for few years
52:00 <Kelevra> it was from when he was in the navy
52:00 <b1rd> Course im two faced
52:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i love knives
52:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> always wanted a butterfly knife
52:00 <b1rd> If ya dont have at least two faces ur a loser
53:00 <b1rd> Street level dealer
53:00 <b1rd> Loser...
53:00 <Kelevra> wtf johninja just asked me if I'm on ice or smack
53:00 <b1rd> Step upya game son.
53:00 <partay> lol
53:00 <b1rd> Pauper
53:00 <Kelevra> yeah cause I'd totally do that with two little girls to look after
53:00 <Kelevra> what an idiot
53:00 <b1rd> U cum work for me lol ron
53:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> already owned u b1rd. done
53:00 <b1rd> Teach u manners and loyalty
54:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ?
54:00 <b1rd> 1st things first son
54:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> you're like a twenty year old 
54:00 <b1rd> In your head
54:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> nothing to teach me
54:00 <b1rd> Come see me.
54:00 <b1rd> Irc is just play
54:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> johninja turned in to a real chump ey?
54:00 <b1rd> Come work for me son
54:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> does he see his daughter?
54:00 <b1rd> Ill show you the ropes
55:00 <b1rd> Random
55:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> if you said "son" to me irl I'd backhand you dude
55:00 <partay> johninja was always a bit of a douchecanoe
55:00 <b1rd> Focus son
55:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> if you approached me irl id prob backhand you
55:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
55:00 <b1rd> Bs
55:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> shit
55:00 <b1rd> Id fkn rape u
55:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> you don't know what I'm like b1rd
55:00 <b1rd> Im a real man
55:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> and if you're man enough not to call the cops I'd def give you a backhand
55:00 <b1rd> OG from way back
55:00 <b1rd> 14 yo.
55:00 <b1rd> Done the hard yards
56:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> no ogs in australia
56:00 <b1rd> Fk cops
56:00 <b1rd> Bs cunt
56:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> if you used the lingo i might believe you
56:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> but you dont
56:00 <b1rd> Im well respected
56:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> keyboard warrior
56:00 <b1rd> U bushpig
56:00 <b1rd> Live in surfy area
56:00 <b1rd> Nup
56:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> wish I lived in a surfy area
56:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> like tweed heads
56:00 <b1rd> U know who i am son
56:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> how awesome
57:00 <b1rd> Weve crossed paths ay
57:00 <b1rd> U do
57:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I'll prob just turn in to a serial killer one day
57:00 <b1rd> Torquay
57:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> srsly one of the things I expect
57:00 <partay> Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard i lived in coolangatta for years
57:00 <b1rd> U dont have the balls or skill to do even one man
57:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I don't know where that is
57:00 <b1rd> Ud go after women
57:00 <partay> its the next suburb to tweed heads
57:00 <b1rd> I know you son
57:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> that's no challenge
58:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> gotta go after a guy
58:00 <Kelevra> brb have to hang out the washing
58:00 <b1rd> U got a fat ass
58:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I'd go after tom
58:00 <b1rd> I seen ya son
58:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol relax man
58:00 <b1rd> Saggy fat ass
58:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> it's over
58:00 <b1rd> Loool
58:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I'm not even giving you shit anymore
58:00 <b1rd> You lost
58:00 <b1rd> I always win.
58:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> wipe your filthy little precious mouth
58:00 <b1rd> Dont want to hear u again
59:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
59:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> cheer up
59:00 <b1rd> Show me respect coz in live and hotate
59:00 <b1rd> Hot.
59:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> what
59:00 <b1rd> U came from money
59:00 <b1rd> Not me son
59:00 <b1rd> U did
59:00 <b1rd> So fkn stop avting
59:00 <b1rd> Acting.
00:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> no idea what you are on about now 
00:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> is this you rapping?
00:00 <b1rd> Silence denotes your fear
00:00 <b1rd> ...
00:00 <b1rd> Ohhh u do son
00:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> watching youtube
00:00 <b1rd> Its me spooking u james
01:00 <b1rd> Next time ill come see ya
01:00 <b1rd> Stop the flooding and abuse.
01:00 <b1rd> Its childish
01:00 <b1rd> Youre 35 or close to that age
01:00 <b1rd> Grow  the fuck up
02:00 <b1rd> Sorry channel...
02:00 <b1rd> Lol
03:00 <b1rd> If u want to troll.. watch and learn from the others
03:00 <b1rd> Its a subtle art
03:00 <b1rd> Requires a vocabulary.
04:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> spooking?
04:00 <b1rd> Back to sleep
04:00 <b1rd> Kid
04:00 <b1rd> Sleep now son
05:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> no idea what ur on about
05:00 <b1rd> Forget everything you were told
05:00 <b1rd> :)
05:00 <b1rd> Thats what they all say
06:00 <nothing> lolll
06:00 <nothing> what a potato
06:00 <b1rd> Go do something fun to dump the adrenaline som
06:00 <b1rd> Walk. Whatever
07:00 <b1rd> Youll be ok
07:00 <b1rd> LOLLL
07:00 <nothing> you like that dont ya' boyy. 
07:00 <partay> lol
07:00 <nothing> cockney urine all over your face.
07:00 <b1rd> mmmmm
07:00 <b1rd> Lol
08:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> :0
08:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> :)
08:00 <b1rd> Wonder what hell grow intolol
08:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> surrounded by dogs
08:00 <b1rd> Weeds or flowers
08:00 <b1rd> Lol
08:00 <nothing> lolll
08:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> it's good to know who your company truly are.
08:00 <b1rd> Rofffffl
08:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> you're all punks
08:00 <b1rd> Love that trick
08:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> big boys online
08:00 <b1rd> Oi
08:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> not trying to offend you
08:00 <b1rd> I told u to show respect
09:00 <nothing> oh hoo, the old 'every9ones a dog trick"
09:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol@acting like ur cool
09:00 <b1rd> Respect nothing or else
09:00 <partay> Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard i bet youre a pimply faced boney armed whimp
09:00 <b1rd> Now apologise...
09:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol nope
09:00 <b1rd> You will!
09:00 <nothing> :"(
09:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I wanted to know what you really think
09:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> and here it is
09:00 <b1rd> DONT UPSET NOTHING!
10:00 <b1rd> LOOK WHAT U DONE
10:00 <b1rd> HE CRY NOW
10:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> now you're baring your true feelings to my face
10:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> aint crying
10:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> you girls are crying
10:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> at me
10:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> weak 
10:00 <nothing> lollllll.
10:00 <nothing> bout the only time a girl cried over you hey ?
10:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> if ur like this on irc
10:00 <nothing> Live it up while you can stoge.
10:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> hate to see how pussy u are irl
10:00 <nothing> :D
10:00 <b1rd> Loool
11:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> live it up
11:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> words from a try hard right there
11:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> and gangster boy over here
11:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> LOL
11:00 <b1rd> Brb making popcorn
11:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> you're like little teen agers
11:00 <nothing> lol, i'm not trying.
11:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> that's the mentality
11:00 <nothing> you are pal.
11:00 <darkthrone2> hello
11:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I would be laughing, if this were funny
12:00 <b1rd> Says man who say U STEP IN FOGSHIT!!!
12:00 <b1rd> ad infinitum
12:00 <b1rd> Lol
12:00 <nothing> loll
12:00 <b1rd> Dogshit.
12:00 <darkthrone2> gday
12:00 <Kelevra> yay everything is done
13:00 <partay> Kelevra except for my shoulder massage
13:00 <darkthrone2> did you forget to wipe me bum
13:00 <Kelevra> feck that, I deserve a shoulder massage
14:00 <partay> i have wandering hands
14:00 <Kelevra> oh noes
14:00 <partay> oh yes
15:00 <Kelevra> I once had a really unco-ordinated ex who went down on me and licked my asshole, that's why i'll never wipe my asshole with a wet wipe
15:00 <Kelevra> it feels like a wet tongue on my asshole
16:00 <Kelevra> it's not a pleasant feeling to me
16:00 <partay> not a fan
16:00 <Kelevra> indeed
16:00 <partay> maybe it was on purpose
16:00 <Kelevra> could've been, we were pretty fucked up at the time
19:00 <Glenn> Was wondering where they were disappearing too!
20:00 <partay> sluggz bad news for you.. Kelevra not into rimming 
20:00 <Kelevra> yeah it just feels wrong
20:00 <Kelevra> you can dick it but not lick it
20:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I want more subway
21:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> you ever worked at a fast food place Kelevra?
21:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> haha [13:45] <Kelevra> I once had a really unco-ordinated ex who went down on me and licked my asshole
21:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> not as bad as when Bec went down on me and fingered my asshole
21:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I just shot up str8 and went and showered
21:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> rape :/
22:00 <Kelevra> Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard yeah my first job was @ red rooster
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> oh nice I LOVE red rooster
22:00 <Kelevra> lol 
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> mad potato and gravy mm
22:00 <Kelevra> yeah I agree
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I was pissed off with them the other day because I orded a large chips with medium chips
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> and they put them together in a box
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> like way to ruin my chips
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> loll
23:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I WANTED THEM SEPARATE LIKE WHITES AND BLACKS
24:00 <nothing> shush
24:00 <Kelevra> should've just got a family box of chips
24:00 <Kelevra> some workers are dumb as fuck when you ask for specific things
25:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> haha
25:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> that's what it became
26:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> a family box
26:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> should come with melted cream cheese and bacon
27:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> way to send me to a really nice part of the world you idiot
27:00 <partay> nice this time of year
28:00 <partay> one way postage
28:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> haha
28:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> cheers
28:00 <partay> do not return stamped on the box
28:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> beats this shithole of a country
29:00 <partay> its not a shithole
29:00 <partay> youre just at the bottom of the totem pole 
29:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> hahaha
29:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I've never liked it here
29:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> when I was a kid and my auntie visited from the UK I begged mum to let me go back with her
29:00 <partay> the front door isnt locked 
29:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> it costs a lot of money to leave.
30:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> what do you like about australia?
30:00 <partay> i gets paid lots.. so i can do what i ant
30:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I don't like the country itself, it's that that I don't like, South Australia is hot and barren
30:00 <partay> want*\
30:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> barren
30:00 <partay> yah SA sucks 
30:00 <partay> Im in QLD
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> mine is been a little shit right now lol
31:00 <l00peyd0g> naww
31:00 <Kelevra> the eldest has dark brown hair, dark brown eyes and very white pale skin
31:00 <Kelevra> the youngest has bright blue eyeslight brown hair and olice skin
31:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> yeah qld is at least nice
31:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> or the blue mountains
31:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> tas has nice country
31:00 <partay> i have a cruisey public service job
31:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ok so I hate SA
31:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> would probably hate WA too 
32:00 <Kelevra> they're like day and night
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol my son had blonde hair blue eyes and pale skin lol
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> has*
32:00 <Kelevra> yeah he's a cutie
32:00 <l00peyd0g> diff dads or same
32:00 <Kelevra> different dads
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you can have him if you want Kelevra going cheap lol
32:00 <morgoth> holy fuck, I just had a beer and the real me emailed myself
32:00 <l00peyd0g> they still around ?
32:00 <partay> WA is home to a lot of slooders
32:00 <partay> I wouldnt like it either
33:00 <morgoth> might start a international megacorportaion
33:00 <morgoth> just me and all my usurpers
33:00 <morgoth> now... what business to be in
33:00 <nothing> loll
34:00 <KickOutTheJams> morgoth when was the last time you stepped in dog shit?
34:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i fucking swear to god if i dont get a thank you from this fucking indian i will scream
34:00 <Kelevra> lmao Snoopys_Gunship I have days like that with my girls
34:00 <Kelevra> l00peyd0g nah I only speak to one of their dads but we don't see eachother anymore
34:00 <morgoth> seriously seriously how fucken classic is this, this dude I know has 10K start up he tried to use with a hostile takeover of a billion dollar company
35:00 <morgoth> I think thats called darwinism
35:00 <l00peyd0g> he sees the kids though ? fuck having one of ur own and not being there
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> anyway im going to get a drink and go watch im a slut get me out of here
35:00 <l00peyd0g> for them
35:00 <Kelevra> beer beer beer beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
35:00 <nothing> weed weedd weedddd.
35:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lolll
35:00 <Kelevra> all of the above all of the above all of the above
35:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> where does paul keating live i want to show him my arsehole
35:00 <Kelevra> god i miss being able to do what I want
36:00 <morgoth> it was all good till he gave them his cc details for the billion dollars to be funded into
36:00 <Kelevra> l00peyd0g nah he can't be trusted
36:00 <l00peyd0g> cockhead
36:00 <Kelevra> yeah he has a short fuse
36:00 <partay> tsk tsk Kelevra
36:00 <partay> cant have your cake and eat it 
36:00 <Kelevra> shhh one can only dream
36:00 <partay> ;)
36:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> nah u got kids that love u
36:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> thats good
36:00 <Kelevra> although my brother did say he'd look after the kids for days this week again
36:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i got a rat but she dont speak english
36:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> speak chinese
36:00 <Kelevra> 2 days*
36:00 <Kelevra> that'd make it possible to do anything i want
36:00 <partay> quick trip to qld>
37:00 <KickOutTheJams> its time that Kelevra took johninja to the cleaners for some child support payments
37:00 <morgoth> I dont mean to be rude but I recieve about 100 emails a day from people who want my cc details so they can "give" free money
37:00 <l00peyd0g> sounds like a kid
37:00 <Kelevra> KickOutTheJams he does pay now
37:00 <KickOutTheJams> Really?
37:00 <Kelevra> Anth0ny doesn't and never has
37:00 <KickOutTheJams> Excellent!
37:00 <KickOutTheJams> Did you force John or did he come to the party?
37:00 <Kelevra> yeah john pays me $100 a month which isn't a lot but it's something none the less
37:00 <Kelevra> within reason though
37:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> tell johninja to pick up his game
37:00 <Kelevra> like I can't get arrested
37:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> say oi you fat cunt pick up ya game
37:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> go to counselling so you can see ya kid
38:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
38:00 <KickOutTheJams> jesus
38:00 <Kelevra> well after what he did to me he started paying
38:00 <KickOutTheJams> hes getting out of it easy
38:00 <KickOutTheJams> isnt he
38:00 <Arbition> yeah that's like a utility bill
38:00 <KickOutTheJams> okay
38:00 <Arbition> not the actual bringing up of a child
38:00 <Kelevra> yeah well he doesn't have to clean her, feed her or put up with her if she gets sick
38:00 <Kelevra> they have it really easy
39:00 <KickOutTheJams> he probably thinks by giving you 100 dollars a month he's 'doing the right thing' and now has a 'clear conscience'
39:00 <Kelevra> I did ask him for an abortion when I got pregnant cause i could see things weren't working out
39:00 <Arbition> Ask?
39:00 <Arbition> You should have just done it
39:00 <Kelevra> and he did the stupid 'dw no matter what i'll always be around'
39:00 <Arbition> if you could already see it
39:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOLLLLLL
39:00 <Kelevra> I couldn't afford it by myself and i was already raising Angelina
39:00 <Kelevra> on my pocket
39:00 <Kelevra> my own*
39:00 <l00peyd0g> her*
39:00 <Kelevra> he was asking today if he can take ellie
39:00 <Kelevra> he's been going on about it for a few days 
39:00 <Kelevra> it's pissing me off cause i don't trust him
39:00 <Kelevra> if he can crack my head open over a door being slammed imagine if she fucked with his computer or his games
39:00 <nothing> true
40:00 <KickOutTheJams> Does John work for his parents at least?
40:00 <Kelevra> nah he moved out of his parents house
40:00 <l00peyd0g> when push comes to shove u'll be amazed about what u can actualy do
40:00 <KickOutTheJams> LoOOOLLLL
40:00 <KickOutTheJams> did he now
40:00 <KickOutTheJams> He's still interstate from you though
40:00 <Kelevra> yeah they bought him a house in nsw
40:00 <Kelevra> yeah
40:00 <Arbition> wtf
40:00 <l00peyd0g> and if they dont wanna man up better they stay away
40:00 <KickOutTheJams> bought him a house?
40:00 <Kelevra> if he hurt her i'd just blame myself for letting him take her on
40:00 <nothing> and you'd be in jail probably.
40:00 <nothing> cause iknow i would.
40:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> fuck
40:00 <partay> Kelevra just say NO
41:00 <Arbition> lol man up
41:00 <Kelevra> yeah in copmanhurst
41:00 <KickOutTheJams> He doesnt deserve to be 'bought' a house
41:00 <Arbition> hit and run is totally an evolutionary strategy that got loads of use
41:00 <Kelevra> well they're just catering for him to be a bum
41:00 <Kelevra> he doesn't even pay bills 
41:00 <KickOutTheJams> How old is John?
41:00 <KickOutTheJams> Like 38 or something?
41:00 <Kelevra> 34 in april
41:00 <Arbition> Tell me, in practical terms, what else is an Alpha Male going to do that isn't hit and run?
41:00 <Arbition> All that stuff about not being tied down etc
41:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> tell him if he goes to counselling and proves himself he can have her all the time
41:00 <Kelevra> yeah well even if I didn't kill him I'd probably get in trouble for neglegence
41:00 <Kelevra> I told him to go to counselling after our first argument and I got the AVO
42:00 <l00peyd0g> some ppl never change
42:00 <l00peyd0g> are they educated
42:00 <KickOutTheJams> 34
42:00 <l00peyd0g> or just dumb cunts
42:00 <KickOutTheJams> John isnt educated lol
42:00 <Arbition> I don't trust people with a lot of confidence for many reasons. That's one
42:00 <Kelevra> lol he blamed his parents for sending him to an excellent school
42:00 <Arbition> the other is Dunning Krueger
42:00 <morgoth> chicks love being fucked and dumped, they get have deep emotional wrangling that gives them a lot of satisfaction
42:00 <Kelevra> I didn't like getting fucked up
42:00 <Kelevra> I offered to go to couples counselling with him and he rejected it
42:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ohhh
42:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ok
42:00 <Kelevra> see he says he loves me but I think he just 'wants'
42:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> yeah fk him
42:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
42:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> he's saying shit like that you needa stay away from him
42:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> don't become a fatality
42:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> but ur already thinkin that shit ey
42:00 <Kelevra> yeah well there's a difference between love and respecting and just wanting for the sake of it
43:00 <l00peyd0g> always blaming some1 else for his troubles sounds like a alot of ppl who are down
43:00 <Arbition> The third is that a person who is not bound by their own percieved lack of value is not inclined to do their best to provide value
43:00 <KickOutTheJams> copmanhurst is pretty far from the coast
43:00 <KickOutTheJams> johninjas parents sent him into exile
43:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOLLLLL
43:00 <Arbition> Because they aren't hung up on it
43:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> yeah that's right
44:00 <Kelevra> yeah tell me about it, when I had to get my stitches they didn't even have a proper surgeon at the nearest hospital
44:00 <Kelevra> grafton base hospital was the cloest hospital
44:00 <Kelevra> closest*
44:00 <KickOutTheJams> jesus
44:00 <Arbition> You might also say that, for all those reasons, I don't trust optimists either
44:00 <KickOutTheJams> I'd hate it there
44:00 <Arbition> Optimisim and confidence go hand in hand
45:00 <KickOutTheJams> I'd sell it and gtfo
45:00 <morgoth> its evolution when you can escape the snatch
45:00 <l00peyd0g> why would u wanna escape that
45:00 <morgoth> get a newer modle
45:00 <Arbition> Got to spread your seed of course
45:00 <Arbition> Alpha Male
45:00 <nothing> would only allow the dog to call on Birthdays 
45:00 <nothing> christmas.
45:00 <nothing> that's it.
45:00 <nothing> You wanna see your kids make an effort. 
46:00 <l00peyd0g> fuck the newer model its all plastic
46:00 <morgoth> they're over the hill at 18
46:00 <l00peyd0g> yu want something real
46:00 <Arbition> I believe they call that emotionally immature
46:00 <morgoth> oh Im emotionally mature
46:00 <morgoth> I been through shit
46:00 <nothing> nothing is for free. 
46:00 <nothing> just cause you can make one doesn;t mean you deserve to have one.
46:00 <nothing> People are fucked. 
47:00 <Arbition> I meant what l00peyd0g said with plastic
47:00 <morgoth> its just Ive come to the realization that women like be in charge even if thety have no clue what they're doin
47:00 <l00peyd0g> whats emotionally immature ?
47:00 <Arbition> and the trick is that not everyone does mature
47:00 <l00peyd0g> not everyone
47:00 <Arbition> Basically: Lack of emotional control, leading to lack of discipline
47:00 <l00peyd0g> u cant tell me this dumb cunt down the street has changed one bit
47:00 <Kelevra> he only lives there cause he hates people
48:00 <morgoth> they're not willing to learn, they just believe all the clit rubbing shit they get taught by paedophiles at school
48:00 <KickOutTheJams> Does he really not like other people?
48:00 <l00peyd0g> still the fucking compulsive liar dog leach scamming cunt he was 20yrs ago
48:00 <Kelevra> yeah he likes to be on his own that's why we broke up to begin with
48:00 <morgoth> its like female cops
48:00 <Kelevra> cause he'd spend all night awake playing video games and sleep all day
48:00 <morgoth> none of them give any fuck about the law, they just make it up as they go along
48:00 <l00peyd0g> fuck that
48:00 <Kelevra> and i'd sleep of a night cause i had the kids to look after during the day
49:00 <Arbition> yep, he lacks discipline
49:00 <morgoth> which is why they get dead so easy
49:00 <l00peyd0g> i woulda said get a job u cant sit around here all day cunt
49:00 <Kelevra> so i was pretty much single before we broke up
49:00 <KickOutTheJams> What a creeper
49:00 <l00peyd0g> im the yummy mummy
49:00 <Arbition> Discipline is needed for delayed gratification
49:00 <l00peyd0g> now get working cunt
49:00 <morgoth> they think laws are male imperialism
49:00 <Kelevra> I did tell him to get a job and that's what pissed him off
49:00 <Arbition> lol
49:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOLLLL
49:00 <l00peyd0g> coz hes a bum 
49:00 <Kelevra> then he tried to smash my phone so I called the police and got an AVO on him and kicked him out
49:00 <Arbition> but by then too late for abortion?
49:00 <Kelevra> then a year later he was like 'oh I've changed i just want to see you and the kids'
49:00 <l00peyd0g> leech off the government think that pays for the woman, house, kid
49:00 <nothing> sorry, snapped has commenced.
50:00 <Arbition> People changing lol
50:00 <l00peyd0g> we'll make it stretch
50:00 <Kelevra> then he ended up pushing me so hard i split my head open and fractured my c5 in my neck
50:00 <Kelevra> ended up in a neckbrace for 3 whole months
50:00 <Arbition> what the fuck
50:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOLLLL
50:00 <KickOutTheJams> jesus
50:00 <KickOutTheJams> what a guy
50:00 <Kelevra> so that's why I won't let him see the kids anymore
50:00 <sluggz> Dog
50:00 <Kelevra> he can't be trusted with a temper like that
50:00 <KickOutTheJams> So you went to see him at his house in copmanhurst, he got drunk and pushed you?
50:00 <Kelevra> my girls saw the whole thing 
51:00 <Kelevra> he wasn't even drunk
51:00 <Arbition> So he's a perfect example of someone who can't control their emotions
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuck its too nice to work today
51:00 <morgoth> Kelevra did you just take a contract out on me?
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Should go out in the bay
51:00 <l00peyd0g> :)
51:00 <sluggz> Is this the guy with the tiny dick?
51:00 <Kelevra> he said don't slam the door in an argument and i was mad so I slammed the door and he ran downstairs opened the door and pushed me down the hallway into a solid wood coffee table while my back was turned
51:00 <partay> yep
51:00 <partay> fuck him
51:00 <b1rd> Love is not just all the fun
52:00 <KickOutTheJams> fucken hell
52:00 <Kelevra> I couldn't even brace myself and there blood everywhere all in my eyes and ears
52:00 <KickOutTheJams> and he's a big bloke isnt he?
52:00 <l00peyd0g> fuck that
52:00 <Kelevra> poor kids saw the whole thing
52:00 <l00peyd0g> cunt needs a bullet
52:00 <KickOutTheJams> he does
52:00 <Kelevra> so then I borrowed money off my dad and got us back to melb when my stitches healed a bit
52:00 <l00peyd0g> im sure his life is shit so u can sleep easy at night knowing that with your 2girls
52:00 <Kelevra> I had more then 20 in my head cause my skull was exposed
52:00 <b1rd> Gotta give and take lool
52:00 <b1rd> Just like in gaysex
53:00 <TheRon> i'm having a b'day stubby
53:00 <KickOutTheJams> thats a really terrible story
53:00 <KickOutTheJams> ouch
53:00 <sluggz> Happy birthday
53:00 <KickOutTheJams> When was this?
53:00 <KickOutTheJams> Like late last year or something?
53:00 <TheRon> my fave beer, little creatures pale ale
53:00 <Arbition> Kelevra: Was anyone pointing out the warning signs to you before all this happened?
53:00 <Kelevra> yeah this was in spetember last year
53:00 <KickOutTheJams> I told her johninja was scum but she didnt listen
53:00 <KickOutTheJams> but then ahain
53:00 <KickOutTheJams> i wouldnt expect her to listen to me
53:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> love is for people that cant afford high class prostitutes lolll
53:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> Lo Pan
54:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOLLLLL
54:00 <Kelevra> Arbition I should've known cause he'd hit a guy before
54:00 <Kelevra> brb I have to make the kids afternoon tea
54:00 <l00peyd0g> u dont hit women
54:00 <KickOutTheJams> johninja has a long string of austnet sex tours, he is not to be trusted
54:00 <Arbition> Kelevra: But did anyone say something.
54:00 <morgoth> mass attack vs WMDs
54:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> isnt that the bad guy in big trouble in little china
54:00 <nothing> loll
54:00 <b1rd> Yer sure m8
54:00 <nothing> good observation
54:00 <b1rd> U can have em 
54:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol funny
54:00 <nothing> money is dogshit anyway.
54:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> you would've laughed at that b4
54:00 <b1rd> Hows ya saggy bum going
54:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> now ur cut at me it's not funny
55:00 <morgoth> simplez
55:00 <l00peyd0g> i held down this crackhead bitch who smashed the front windows was spitting at me throwing punches
55:00 <l00peyd0g> i restrained her now i wish i belted the cunt
55:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOLLL
55:00 <sluggz> Lol
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sex tours lol wtf
55:00 <b1rd> U should work out more ay
55:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> get passed it b1rd
55:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> im not even mad at you dude
55:00 <b1rd> B1rd never emotional
55:00 <b1rd> Anyway youve never worked a day in your life son
55:00 <b1rd> LOL
56:00 <l00peyd0g> held her down for about 30mins haha cops came 2hrs later
56:00 <KickOutTheJams> Kelevra had he ever overpowered you before?
56:00 <l00peyd0g> she just got out of jail that day too
56:00 <l00peyd0g> cant help some ppl
56:00 <l00peyd0g> lol
56:00 <KickOutTheJams> tozza[Mobile] yes, johninja used to travel the whole country from state to state meeting ladies from austnet and usualy shacking up with them at one time or another
56:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> do b1rd get emotional with gf when they watch romantic comedy?
56:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> me?
56:00 <b1rd> that'll change tho
56:00 <b1rd> Imma sort you out
56:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> started working when I was fifteen at a bus depot..
56:00 <b1rd> Yer u
56:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> O_o
56:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> cleaning buses
56:00 <b1rd> Real work..
56:00 <b1rd> Thats not work son
56:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> didnt know any other 15 yr olds that went to school and worked..
56:00 <b1rd> Not mans work
56:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
56:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> give it a rest dude
56:00 <b1rd> I started in quarry
56:00 <b1rd> 14
57:00 <KickOutTheJams> Very famous Austnet Sex tours
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh
57:00 <Arbition> Kelevra: I do mean an amount of disrespect, because saying otherwise would be to bullshit. I did ask why you didn't see Blitz coming trying to put the hard word on you when people were telling you. I am basically asking, do you make a habit of not heeding other people's advice?
57:00 <l00peyd0g> lol
57:00 <KickOutTheJams> I dont listen to peoples warnings too tbh
57:00 <b1rd> Shovel tonnes of product 
57:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> who was your boss, Fred Flintstone?
57:00 <b1rd> In a day
57:00 <b1rd> Nar. Staunch union blokes
57:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> that's fantastic
57:00 <b1rd> It was 
57:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> your career choices have lead you to irc
57:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> congratulations.
58:00 <KickOutTheJams> Especially not your losers
58:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOLLLLLL
58:00 <l00peyd0g> whats in it for this cunt
58:00 <Arbition> You're not doing anything that could get you burnt quite so bad though
58:00 <nothing> lolll
58:00 <l00peyd0g> thats what i be thinking
58:00 <nothing> austnet sex tours
58:00 <nothing> gold
58:00 <KickOutTheJams> well im not meeting johninjas no 
58:00 <KickOutTheJams> lol
58:00 <KickOutTheJams> yes indeed nothing
58:00 <KickOutTheJams> There were many sex tours from johninja
58:00 <b1rd> Urs too son
58:00 <b1rd> :)
58:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> nope
58:00 <b1rd> Yep
58:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
58:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> you have no idea about me do u
58:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I'm not here by choice
58:00 <b1rd> So you are figment of b1rd imagination?
58:00 <nothing> lollll
58:00 <b1rd> You wont stop the b1rd son
58:00 <nothing> [14:57:30] <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I'm not here by choice
58:00 <b1rd> Very stuborn
59:00 <nothing> so the ninja is like, legit
59:00 <KickOutTheJams> I gotta give him some props, he usually got whatr he wanted
59:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOLLLLL
59:00 <nothing> relationship ninja
59:00 <Kelevra> [14:55:05] <+Arbition> Kelevra: But did anyone say something.
59:00 <Kelevra> nah
59:00 <l00peyd0g> some guys would say and do anything for a root
59:00 <KickOutTheJams> serial mangomy
59:00 <l00peyd0g> its sad
59:00 <Kelevra> [14:56:25] <+KickOutTheJams> Kelevra had he ever overpowered you before? nah
59:00 <Arbition> Hmm, ok sorry then
59:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> nothing?
59:00 <b1rd> Someone holding pistol to head son?
59:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> what's funny
59:00 <nothing> what cunt?
59:00 <b1rd> Then u are here by choice
59:00 <b1rd> Stop abusing nothing
59:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> sitting around chatting on the internet is about the last thing I'd like to be doing
59:00 <b1rd> You turd
59:00 <nothing> loll. kk.
59:00 <b1rd> Well. Wake up son
00:00 <l00peyd0g> specially when u have bitches hangin off ur dick everywhere and every1 be trying there best
00:00 <l00peyd0g> its like 
00:00 <Kelevra> Arbition yeah everyone warns me but I'm a pretty dense bitch @ times
00:00 <l00peyd0g> try harder i didnt have too
00:00 <b1rd> Youre here
00:00 <b1rd> Go then.
00:00 <b1rd> Prove it
00:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> prove what
00:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> stop talking nonsense and taking what I say out of context
00:00 <b1rd> Prove you have a life
00:00 <nothing> who forced you to log on to irc today ?
00:00 <b1rd> By gtfo
00:00 <nothing> loll
00:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> nobody
00:00 <b1rd> LOOOL
00:00 <b1rd> LOL
00:00 <nothing> right
00:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> now you're just acting like children
00:00 <b1rd> he confused
00:00 <b1rd> No you are
00:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I'm obviously not going to go in to detail so just leave it there.
00:00 <nothing> gender confused also
01:00 <l00peyd0g> i got them to get crack for me
01:00 <l00peyd0g> that was a bit fucked
01:00 <l00peyd0g> hot bitches feeding u the drugs
01:00 <l00peyd0g> haha
01:00 <Arbition> Kelevra: Well I can only hope that you become more cynical in future
01:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
01:00 <Arbition> Cynical is used as an insult, when really I believe it is the way to be
01:00 <l00peyd0g> them old days of way bak oh memories
01:00 <deadpandadolls> mmmm mmmmmm sexy time
01:00 <b1rd> Ill getya working soon son
01:00 <b1rd> Yep
01:00 <b1rd> Loooolllll
01:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> gender confused says the guy that cant pull
01:00 <nothing> can't pull what ?
01:00 <b1rd> Soon you attend big irc wedding. And uncle b1rdll have you come work for him k
01:00 <b1rd> LLOL
01:00 <nothing> many things can be pulled friend.
02:00 <KickOutTheJams> deadpandadolls = faggot
02:00 <deadpandadolls> Kelevra has a mouth though so she probably stirred Blitz up
02:00 <l00peyd0g> cynical? she just needs to judge cunts better
02:00 <deadpandadolls> whatta ya talkin about?
02:00 <deadpandadolls> lolz
02:00 <l00peyd0g> i dont usually judge ppl but these days
02:00 <l00peyd0g> u have to
02:00 <Arbition> I'm also thinking more in the original sense of the Cynics as per https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynicism_(philosophy) rather than the dictionary meaning google crops up with
02:00 <l00peyd0g> so many two faced cunts out there
02:00 <Arbition> wait damn that wasn't it either
02:00 <nothing> what are you referring too ?>
02:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lollll b1rd
02:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> a root
02:00 <b1rd> Where  i send wedding invitation... "bum on road.. drives beat up hippy bus?"
02:00 <b1rd> Loool
03:00 <l00peyd0g> one min they love ya the next they snap
03:00 <Arbition> ok I apparently don't know what I am talking about
03:00 <Arbition> Maybe it was the stoics
03:00 <l00peyd0g> i dont do unpredictable
03:00 <l00peyd0g> why i stopped selling drugs
03:00 <l00peyd0g> fuk that.
03:00 <Arbition> Hmm not that either
03:00 <l00peyd0g> its true man
03:00 <Arbition> fuck ok so the google dictionary meaning is probably closest then
03:00 <l00peyd0g> they will be nice to her for a reason
03:00 <l00peyd0g> get what they want
03:00 <l00peyd0g> and long as they keep getting that
03:00 <b1rd> Projection
03:00 <b1rd> U not copping ay?
03:00 <nothing> i have had many roots.
03:00 <b1rd> Yep
03:00 <b1rd> Ron is dry 
03:00 <nothing> you're probably one of my dadless children Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard 
03:00 <nothing> explains alot.
03:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> hahaha
03:00 <b1rd> Lolllll
04:00 <l00peyd0g> but when it stops then whaty
04:00 <Kelevra> yeah i will be more aware of people in the future
04:00 <l00peyd0g> u need str8 up people
04:00 <Kelevra> you do realise Blitz is MickTaylor right?
04:00 <l00peyd0g> hard to find
04:00 <Arbition> yes
04:00 <deadpandadolls> it's a man's responsibility to leave a woman that is mouthy to him because one day he'll snap
04:00 <Kelevra> k i was just checking
04:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> prob
04:00 <nothing> you've tracked me down.
04:00 <b1rd> Lolll
04:00 <nothing> I'll get you that scooter you wanted next year lil mate.
04:00 <nothing> I Promise.
04:00 <b1rd> Lol
04:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> electric
04:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> red
04:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> cause red goes faster
04:00 <nothing> dildo ?
04:00 <b1rd> Lollll
04:00 <b1rd> It does
04:00 <b1rd> Lololol
05:00 <Arbition> Now to make things even harder
05:00 <Arbition> you got to be skeptical about your children too
05:00 <Kelevra> yeah i know
05:00 <l00peyd0g> prob is they prob ugly cunts small dick know they never find some1 like this again
05:00 <Arbition> Children, from the time they are born, live to find out what their boundries are
05:00 <deadpandadolls> l00peyd0g what r these two goin on about?
05:00 <l00peyd0g> so they become obsessive
05:00 <b1rd> Itd have to be a good dildo to get up his big saggy bum
05:00 <b1rd> Lol
05:00 <b1rd> Industrial
05:00 <nothing> lollll
05:00 <b1rd> Should see him in wetsuit nothing
06:00 <deadpandadolls> it's thinking something silly like "I'll never find another woman like her again." that leads men to behave irrationally
06:00 <Arbition> Pretty much any thinking about women leads to irrationality
06:00 <deadpandadolls> Arbition you're forgetting that most of the choices we make are based on emotion not rationality
06:00 <b1rd> Its a funny sight lool
06:00 <b1rd> Thought he was a she
06:00 <b1rd> Laffed walked off lool
06:00 <b1rd> Top bloke tho
06:00 <nothing> lolll
06:00 <b1rd> Your orrrite boe
06:00 <b1rd> We good?
07:00 <Arbition> so I mostly just avoid thinking about women
07:00 <deadpandadolls> I can't remember the last time I made a purely rational decision that wasn't about the emotional reward
07:00 <l00peyd0g> its sitting around in the same house 24/7 knowing each others breaking point
07:00 <b1rd> Nar i feel bad ay
07:00 <nothing> Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard, furiously thinking of something to say.
07:00 <b1rd> Lol
07:00 <b1rd> Thinking... slow a bit
08:00 <l00peyd0g> nothing else better to do so u know
08:00 <Arbition> Well sure. Arguably in the end, there is no pure rationality because there is no objectivity
08:00 <l00peyd0g> fuk dat
08:00 <Arbition> Still, there's something to be said from having a level head and thinking long term
08:00 <l00peyd0g> relationships need that balance
08:00 <Arbition> the closest thing we have to rationality
08:00 <deadpandadolls> most couples dont get together because they've weighed the pros and cons and examined eachothers psychiatric reports
08:00 <Arbition> well that, and challenging assumptions all the time
08:00 <b1rd> He on google
08:00 <b1rd> But no help for this unique situation
08:00 <b1rd> Lol
08:00 <nothing> "how to troll on irc"
08:00 <nothing> nope.
09:00 <Arbition> psychiatric reports?
09:00 <Arbition> oh wait nevermind
09:00 <Arbition> you said don't
09:00 <deadpandadolls> aha
09:00 <deadpandadolls> it's what makes something like Married at First Sight a hilarious show
09:00 <deadpandadolls> even the "experts" can't get it right
09:00 <deadpandadolls> so much for being experts.
09:00 <l00peyd0g> all people are different though for all we know hes a deadbeat dad who beats up his mrs coz he cant deliver 
09:00 <Kelevra> I can't wait until tonights episode
09:00 <nothing> 404 not found
09:00 <b1rd> Loolllll
09:00 <b1rd> Rofffl
09:00 <b1rd> Good times
10:00 <Arbition> I refuse to watch that shit
10:00 <Arbition> It makes me feel deficient or lonely, which leads to irrationality
11:00 <Arbition> Also I can't stand how irrational it is
11:00 <l00peyd0g> im lonely but i rather be than in a shitty relationship just for the company
11:00 <Arbition> Just seeing what the people say, they seems to revel in their ignorance
11:00 <l00peyd0g> i am who i am dont like it fuck off
11:00 <l00peyd0g> :P
11:00 <nothing> let the good times roll they say
11:00 <b1rd> :)
12:00 <Arbition> I also think they pick the dumbest people they can because that's the funniest/most dramatic
12:00 <l00peyd0g> but before get woman it be nice if i could be in a better space
12:00 <l00peyd0g> no point now
12:00 <deadpandadolls> yer
12:00 <l00peyd0g> once me mum passes
12:00 <deadpandadolls> most people dont think about self improvement
12:00 <l00peyd0g> i'll go out and live
12:00 <deadpandadolls> they imagine that a lover will improve their predicament
12:00 <Arbition> I have a problem with watching awkwardness and embarrasment etc
12:00 <l00peyd0g> again
12:00 <Arbition> So I don't find it funny
12:00 <deadpandadolls> or for a woman, having a baby will brighten their world
13:00 <deadpandadolls> people are selfish before selfless
13:00 <Arbition> Probably why almost never tried to prank anyone
13:00 <l00peyd0g> i want a baby
13:00 <Arbition> I'd just feel bad
13:00 <l00peyd0g> but glad i didnt with these women
14:00 <sluggz> Aaallll l00pey wants..is another baby..
14:00 <l00peyd0g> one of these days my bro has 4 other has 3
14:00 <l00peyd0g> i got 0
15:00 <l00peyd0g> need a spawn to carry on my legacy
15:00 <Arbition> You've got to have a legacy first
15:00 <Arbition> otherwise it's just another dude
15:00 <Arbition> who happens to be related to you
16:00 <TheRon> have you contacted those ppl at legacy about getting a legacy?
16:00 <Arbition> lol
16:00 <Arbition> Shit that's the company I'll start
16:00 <Arbition> Legacy Inc.
16:00 <Arbition> Giving you a reason to pass it on
16:00 <Arbition> and to live etc
16:00 <Arbition> ok no that's not a company
16:00 <Arbition> that's kinda a cult now
16:00 <l00peyd0g> ?
17:00 <Arbition> Philosophical existence, l00peyd0g. Philosophical Existence
17:00 <TheRon> your kid being a cult leader, what parent could be more proud
17:00 <l00peyd0g> i dont need a reason to live
17:00 <b1rd> Lol
17:00 <b1rd> Did he even have one lol
17:00 <b1rd> :)
18:00 <Arbition> idk, depends on what the cult is
18:00 <Arbition> If it's the cult of murdering people randomly, I can support that
18:00 <Arbition> If it is a sex cult, I'll be very disappointed
18:00 <Arbition> like, really, a sex cult? So how's that different to anything else
18:00 <b1rd> :p
18:00 <nothing> Not anymore.
18:00 <b1rd> Nice
18:00 <b1rd> Now you own him. Use as u will lol
18:00 <nothing> Shang Tsung has him forever now. 
18:00 <b1rd> Dunno if good for much tho lol
19:00 <l00peyd0g> u think alot
19:00 <b1rd> Ahh yet
19:00 <b1rd> Yer
19:00 <nothing> for Futile Kombat 4
19:00 <b1rd> Loool
19:00 <b1rd> Pisser
19:00 <nothing> lolll
20:00 <l00peyd0g> i couldnt care less what they do as long as it doesnt effect me
20:00 <TheRon> i'm watching mick molloy play eddie charlton at snooker
20:00 <l00peyd0g> hmm
20:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> call me nothing
20:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> be tough on the phone 0432 428 441
20:00 <b1rd> Haha
20:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> my name is Jason
21:00 <SickBoy> legacy smegacy
21:00 <l00peyd0g> blah blah
21:00 <SickBoy> people wouldnt be so wrought up if they werent fixated on their fucking legacy
21:00 <l00peyd0g> is wrought up a word
21:00 <b1rd> Oooh
21:00 <b1rd> Public knowledge
21:00 <b1rd> :)
21:00 <nothing> no credit
21:00 <b1rd> Furiously searching logs now
21:00 <b1rd> Lollll
21:00 <nothing> used it on your sister
21:00 <b1rd> Love his fedication lol
22:00 <SickBoy> bent out of shape..
22:00 <b1rd> Hahaha
22:00 <b1rd> Yep
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> not furiously
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> came back with weetbix and thought oh ye
22:00 <b1rd> Painfuly
22:00 <nothing> loll.
22:00 <b1rd> Loollll
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> two can play at being twofaced
22:00 <nothing> weedbix you mean.
22:00 <b1rd> 1st time on irc
23:00 <l00peyd0g> shit sorry shouldnt be sayin nothin
23:00 <l00peyd0g> faggot
23:00 <l00peyd0g> wots for lunch
23:00 <Arbition> I know of wrought iron
23:00 <Arbition> easy to bend
23:00 <l00peyd0g> there is pizza in the fridge
23:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> nah just shows I have no respect for you now
23:00 <b1rd> Can i have ya sis btw lolron
23:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> man you're oblivious 
23:00 <b1rd> Not that id ask ya
23:00 <b1rd> Lollll
23:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> not that she'd touch you with a ten ft pole
23:00 <b1rd> You earn b1rds respect son
23:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> she doesnt do trash
23:00 <b1rd> Lolll
24:00 <l00peyd0g> but no energy
24:00 <Arbition> You could go to sleep
24:00 <l00peyd0g> love public holidays
24:00 <l00peyd0g> nah cant during the day
24:00 <l00peyd0g> too hot
24:00 <SickBoy> Ever wondered what the world reflected to you in your mirror would be like?
24:00 <b1rd> U trash son
24:00 <b1rd> Shame to ya fam
24:00 <b1rd> LOL
24:00 <b1rd> nar u ok
24:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I don't get what's funny
24:00 <b1rd> Sorry boe
24:00 <b1rd> Ohh?
24:00 <b1rd> I do
24:00 <b1rd> We good boe?
25:00 <SickBoy> Imagine stepping through in to a paralell world where you are just as disatisfied.
25:00 <l00peyd0g> i rather not
25:00 <Arbition> wait, so exactly the same?
25:00 <b1rd> We good boe?
25:00 <b1rd> Sorry made u cry ay
25:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> O_O
25:00 <b1rd> Lollll
25:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> im fine
25:00 <b1rd> We good son?
25:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> no probs
25:00 <b1rd> Sure 
25:00 <b1rd> Lol
25:00 <b1rd> Crying hard
26:00 <Arbition> lol it sounds like the subject of a comedy
26:00 <l00peyd0g> as long as my shadow is there im alive and kicking
26:00 <Arbition> So you stepped into a parallel world. Where everything is the same. Except for the water spins in the other direction
26:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> concentrating
26:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> gotta kill giant crocodile robot
26:00 <nothing> on failing ?
27:00 <Arbition> "But you said it'd be an experience!" "I didn't say that, I said most people have an interesting experience. Some people are just boring I suppose"
27:00 <Arbition> and then you could call it Rick and Morty
29:00 <SickBoy> haha
30:00 <SickBoy> right on
30:00 <Arbition> No wait, it's a comedy, Rick would say "You're just boring"
30:00 <SickBoy> they should make a movie
30:00 <SickBoy> lol
31:00 <SickBoy> man i love wii
31:00 <SickBoy> should have kept my last one
31:00 <SickBoy> had games :(
31:00 <SickBoy> wii golfin is fun tho
31:00 <SickBoy> wish it worked on this tv
31:00 <Arbition> Have you got the homebrew channel on it yet?
31:00 <Arbition> which is just code for: piracy enabler
31:00 <MickTaylor> Works been busy and interesting today
31:00 <MickTaylor> w00t w00t
31:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLL
31:00 <b1rd> you couldnt kill a fly son
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Why dosent it work with the tv?
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The infrared bar is compat with every tv
33:00 <Arbition> Might be an input mismatch
33:00 <Arbition> iirc Wii didn't have hdmi
34:00 <Arbition> SickBoy currently has a fancy TV which might not have all the older connections?
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I have a wii component cable
35:00 <nothing> how goes it MickTaylor ?
36:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> what're you trying to prove b1rd?
36:00 <b1rd> Lollll
36:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> hmm, how long you can rant on and on about nothing
36:00 <nothing> you sound like b1rds father
36:00 <b1rd> Putting all ya fury into games wont help u catch the b1rd/breaker
36:00 <b1rd> LOOOOL
36:00 <nothing> are you birds father?
36:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> what fury
36:00 <b1rd> lol
36:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> if I was angry I wouldnt game
36:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> waste of time
37:00 <KickOutTheJams> Hi SickBoy
37:00 <KickOutTheJams> oh
37:00 <KickOutTheJams> its that faggot
37:00 <KickOutTheJams> panids
37:00 <KickOutTheJams> lol
37:00 <KickOutTheJams> I take back that Hi
37:00 <nothing> what're you gonna do with yourr lifeee
37:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> you're putting a lot of effort in to this
37:00 <b1rd> U are gaming
37:00 <b1rd> Furiously
37:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I know exactly why you act like this
37:00 <b1rd> Ohh?
37:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> it's all related to your life
37:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> go have another cry about it
37:00 <b1rd> Lol
37:00 <KickOutTheJams> b1rd
37:00 <KickOutTheJams> speak up
37:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ur not helping yourself 
38:00 <KickOutTheJams> You have become a little bitch
38:00 <b1rd> Im giggling at you son
38:00 <KickOutTheJams> Where is the old b1rd?
38:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> there's nothing to laugh about
38:00 <b1rd> Reformed son
38:00 <b1rd> :)
38:00 <KickOutTheJams> We don't need this new bitch b1rd we need the old school b1rd
38:00 <nothing> loll
38:00 <KickOutTheJams> Where are the gangstalkers?
38:00 <nothing> the fans are hungry.
38:00 <KickOutTheJams> Where is TrueHacker?
38:00 <b1rd> Old school b1rd for speshal occaisons
38:00 <b1rd> Lolllll
39:00 <b1rd> :))
39:00 <nothing> can't have too much of a good thing now.
39:00 <b1rd> Here son
39:00 <b1rd> Lol
39:00 <b1rd> Nothing is right
39:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> why did you mention breaker b4?
39:00 <KickOutTheJams> Was he name dropping breaker?
39:00 <nothing> breaker is your dad.
39:00 <b1rd> Me and breaks are tight son
39:00 <KickOutTheJams> The old b1rd was a solo artist
39:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> you think about irc a LOT
39:00 <MickTaylor> LOL
39:00 <MickTaylor> The gang
39:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> havent even thought about him lately
40:00 <b1rd> Lol name dropping
40:00 <KickOutTheJams> b1rd has become a bitch to Lumeah and a name dropping faggot
40:00 <KickOutTheJams> Lets bring back the old b1rd
40:00 <b1rd> Only a dirty worries about name dropping
40:00 <b1rd> Nup
40:00 <nothing> loll
40:00 <KickOutTheJams> Yup
40:00 <b1rd> ROFFFFL
40:00 <nothing> panty dropping is where it's at
40:00 <KickOutTheJams> Lets rattle b1rds cage
40:00 <b1rd> youre a dirty man
40:00 <b1rd> Yepp
40:00 <b1rd> :)
41:00 <SickBoy> homebrew channel
41:00 <KickOutTheJams> Where you at b1rd?
41:00 <b1rd> Hey  i dont mind ya mum ay
41:00 <b1rd> Shes fair hot
41:00 <MickTaylor> b1rd is pissweak now
41:00 <b1rd> Permission to engage?
41:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLL
41:00 <MickTaylor> The fact he has to use breaker to name drop... Says it all really.
41:00 <b1rd> Rofffl
42:00 <MickTaylor> You'd have more credibility name dropping tisk
42:00 <b1rd> Breaker is tough enough to deal wiv u mosquitos
42:00 <b1rd> Lollllll
42:00 <b1rd> Youll see som
42:00 <b1rd> Son
42:00 <b1rd> we'll getya always do
42:00 <b1rd> :)
43:00 <TheRon> cheers
43:00 <SickBoy> hi
43:00 <SickBoy> paannddis
43:00 <MickTaylor> Oh, you'll meet me at the taxi rank like last time? ;)
43:00 <nothing> can't rely on taxis. 
43:00 <nothing> always late.
43:00 <nothing> loll.
44:00 <l00peyd0g> lunch is done
44:00 <MickTaylor> Oh no, a while ago b1rd and breaker were going to meet me at the local taxi rank to bash me
44:00 <b1rd> True
44:00 <MickTaylor> No show
44:00 <MickTaylor> "It was called off"
45:00 <l00peyd0g> fuk my backs killling me
45:00 <partay> hahaha
45:00 <b1rd> We got video and pics
45:00 <b1rd> Lol
45:00 <partay> no surprise
45:00 <b1rd> U dumb as fuck
45:00 <nothing> really ?
45:00 <b1rd> Lured pictured
45:00 <nothing> rained out ?
45:00 <b1rd> Yep
45:00 <nothing> I understand
45:00 <MickTaylor> You got nothing
45:00 <b1rd> Not u nothing
46:00 <TheRon> thats what she said
46:00 <b1rd> The fat taylor man
46:00 <MickTaylor> Because you were too scared to come
46:00 <b1rd> Alcho
46:00 <b1rd> Rofffl
46:00 <b1rd> I was at war with mobsters and dockies
46:00 <b1rd> Bigger fish to fry then
46:00 <b1rd> Breaks easy handle irc fags
47:00 <b1rd> Think what u like som
47:00 <b1rd> Son
47:00 <KickOutTheJams> Nice1 is that you, GoldSpade?
47:00 <b1rd> :)
47:00 <nothing> loll.
47:00 <nothing> everyone wants to fight.
47:00 <b1rd> Lol
47:00 <partay> Nice1 is goldspank
48:00 <b1rd> Yer lets jus have big irc orgy
48:00 <b1rd> Lol
48:00 <nothing> thassitm8urba$hed.
48:00 <b1rd> Make wuv not war
48:00 <b1rd> Lollllll
48:00 <nothing> make lols not war
48:00 <b1rd> Irc warriors
48:00 <b1rd> Lolllll
48:00 <b1rd> Plenty of lols in micktaylor face
48:00 <b1rd> Such a woman bashing loser ay
50:00 <MickTaylor> [15:46:16] <+b1rd> I was at war with mobsters and dockies << Playing video games in other words
50:00 <partay> LOL
50:00 <nothing> loll
50:00 <MickTaylor> Never laid a hand on a woman in a bashing sense mate but nice try
51:00 <partay> I should unigore b1rd just for that fucking joke of a comment. retard confirmed
51:00 <MickTaylor> It seems you're projecting your own personality onto me
51:00 <MickTaylor> partay: He's quite comical
51:00 <MickTaylor> He has become a little bitch 
51:00 <partay> i know hence I ingored it 
51:00 <KickOutTheJams> Lets rattle b1rds cage
51:00 <MickTaylor> KickOutTheJams: It's already rattled
51:00 <b1rd> Im cooking stew u want some mate
51:00 <partay> paranoid delusional 
51:00 <MickTaylor> He wants to arc up but I know Lumeah will knock him down into place
52:00 <MickTaylor> He does too
52:00 <MickTaylor> tisk has more credibility than b1rd these days
52:00 <MickTaylor> And THAT is saying something
53:00 <blyke> :)
53:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I would like some stew
53:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I love stew
53:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
54:00 <Arbition> lol I read that as balls, and then thought, She said that?
54:00 <blyke> i got food and smokes
54:00 <blyke> :)~
54:00 <MickTaylor> the b1rd has officially had his day
54:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOLLOLOLO
54:00 <KickOutTheJams> speak up b1rd
54:00 <MickTaylor> What do they call old chickens?
54:00 <MickTaylor> Boilers?
54:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOLLLL
54:00 <KickOutTheJams> hes a cooked chook
54:00 <MickTaylor> bo1ler should be his nick
54:00 <MickTaylor> It'd suit.
54:00 <MickTaylor> b1rd: Speak up
54:00 <TheRon> stick a fork in him he's done
54:00 <MickTaylor> TheRon: He's overdone.
55:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> gender equality pedestrian crossing lights
55:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> my god
55:00 <TheRon> it's bullshit
55:00 <MickTaylor> Next will be the fact a traffic light surround is black, it's racist
55:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I know hey
55:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> HAHAHAHAHA
55:00 <nothing> lolll
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey theron
56:00 <nothing> fucking melbourne
56:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOLOLOLOLOLOLO
56:00 <TheRon> that yellow light is gonna be offensice to asians
56:00 <MickTaylor> Yup
56:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> zebra crossings arent racist tho
56:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> they are about love
56:00 <MickTaylor> And the red light to American Indians
56:00 <nothing> all yellow lights removed from springvale
56:00 <nothing> replaced with blue
56:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
56:00 <MickTaylor> And Noble Park
56:00 <TheRon> and the green one to the incredible hulk
57:00 <nothing> i soo conflused.
57:00 <nothing> i see da bloo wan.
57:00 <MickTaylor> I want to know who is offended by the traffic signals?
57:00 <nothing> fak,
57:00 <MickTaylor> Probably nazi feminists
57:00 <nothing> clash honda.
57:00 <TheRon> i want to kick off women's day with a few jokes
58:00 <TheRon> why are women like clouds?
58:00 <MickTaylor> It's womens day?
58:00 <partay> TheRon should work a treat
58:00 <TheRon> eventually they go away and it ends up being a nice day
58:00 <MickTaylor> lollll
58:00 <partay> TheRon 
58:00 <nothing> loll
59:00 <TheRon> hello
59:00 <partay> you should put that on clementines fords fb page
59:00 <MickTaylor> Long weekend coming up yeeeeeeeeeeeee
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How r ya
00:00 <SickBoy> http://nakedwench.com/galleries/2017/jaticasting/middle011.jpg
00:00 <TheRon> getting better by the mouthful
00:00 <SickBoy> kiss my butt
00:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> this look like a prison or what http://www.realestate.com.au/property-unit-sa-payneham-121526750
00:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
00:00 <TheRon> whats the definition of eternity?
00:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> an indescribable ammount of time
00:00 <MickTaylor> TheRon: Marriage
01:00 <Agent> Naked Wench.com? This sounds like a good site.
01:00 <TheRon> beer wench?
01:00 <Agent> Naked Beer Wench
01:00 <morgoth> spin the black circle
01:00 <Agent> Sounds like the nuts
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha nice
01:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i dunno if i like upstars
01:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> no backyard
01:00 <TheRon> the time that elapses between you coming and she leaving
02:00 <TheRon> pearl jam
02:00 <blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbXvaE39wM
02:00 <morgoth> what exactly is wrong with scoring a slab and listening to pearl jam ?
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wilson Phillips - Hold On (Mar 12, 2009) Length: 3:41 - Category: Music - 23,345,080 views views - 102,700 likes (96.8%), 3,387 dislikes (3.2%)
02:00 <TheRon> i'd do that morgoth 
02:00 <blyke> opps
02:00 <blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_sEtNrYlC4
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pearl Jam - Last Kiss (May 11, 2007) Length: 3:10 - Category: Music - 12,510,554 views views - 44,612 likes (97.4%), 1,170 dislikes (2.6%)
02:00 <nothing> loll woeful
02:00 <TheRon> woman's day tomorrow, get it all out of your system now
02:00 <MickTaylor> So flooding FB with these sort of jokes tomorrow
02:00 <nothing> it's womens day every day, don;t you get it
02:00 <MickTaylor> lollll
02:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> my couch is too big for that place
03:00 <nothing> this is a trick womans day.
03:00 <nothing> to keep you stupid. 
03:00 <TheRon> how do you know your girlfriend is getting too fat?
03:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> omg i found a place i like
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Got my boat today throm
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Theron
04:00 <TheRon> she fits into your wife's clothes
04:00 <nothing> hard to push her out the toilet window before her husband gets back ?
05:00 <TheRon> yar she a fine seaworthy vessel?
05:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> oh bah three story complex
05:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> IT HAS A FUCKING POOL
05:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> A SWIMMING POOL
05:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> FUCK
05:00 <nothing> never been in a pool eh ?
05:00 <nothing> they're pretty alright i guess.
06:00 <SickBoy> i dlin this https://youtu.be/v0itmG80oLI
06:00 <SickBoy> looks sooo good
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Christine Official Trailer 1 (2016) - Rebecca Hall Movie (Sep 15, 2016) Length: 2:31 - Category: Film & Animation - 580,219 views views - 2,015 likes (94.5%), 117 dislikes (5.5%)
06:00 <TheRon> corduroy
06:00 <blyke> wb Lumeah
06:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lollz
06:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> http://www.realestate.com.au/property-unit-sa-kurralta+park-123910338
06:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> would u live there?
06:00 <nothing> *loox*
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/wI9K4ffC/IMG_0553.JPG
07:00 <nothing> trying to figure out where the are is, i worked in adelaide for awhile but not heaps fmiliar with all the burbs.
07:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> did ya
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/4yjvNqKl/IMG_0559.JPG
08:00 <blyke> longbeach is best rollie tabacco
08:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> oh yeah I remember you saying
08:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> the place looks sick
08:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> feels like Miami
09:00 <SickBoy> yea i usually get that
09:00 <blyke> lasts longest
09:00 <SickBoy> 55gram
09:00 <morgoth> time to take this beer down to the pool
09:00 <blyke> 50$ for 55grams near here
09:00 <TheRon> can't find a better man
09:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> might see bout goin past there
09:00 <nothing> i dunno, i wouldn't buy direct from internet lol
10:00 <Lumeah> Ta
10:00 <blyke> beer
10:00 <blyke> omg
10:00 <blyke> lucky
10:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
10:00 <nothing> i'd live just about anywhere though
10:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I would feel weird moving in
10:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> all those other units, with people possibly peeking out
10:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> OR COMING OVER TO GREET
11:00 <blyke> my mum gave me like 10 lighters
11:00 <blyke> lols
11:00 <blyke> wheres me lydddaaas
11:00 <nothing> whats wrong with that ?
11:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> shrug
11:00 <nothing> loll
11:00 <nothing> well, i guess you are on irc, so i kinda undersdtand 
11:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> haha
12:00 <MickTaylor> Haha true aye
12:00 <nothing> just say something really weird. 
12:00 <nothing> they'll leave you alone.
12:00 <MickTaylor> Or be more keen
12:00 <MickTaylor> Depending how fucked up they are
12:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I don't really like the idea of twenty people knocking on the door to welcome me
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Blow them up
13:00 <blyke> nah most are refillable
13:00 <blyke> lols
13:00 <KickOutTheJams> blyke you got dig shit on your shoe
13:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> it's such a hastle having to pretend
13:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> Welcome to the neighbourhood OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH
13:00 <nothing> maybe you need a place in the gobi desert.
13:00 <nothing> just put the cake on the floor and start masturbating on it.
14:00 <KickOutTheJams> dog
14:00 <nothing> and rubbing the cram on your nipples.
14:00 <nothing> they'll go away pretty fast.
14:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lmao
14:00 <nothing> either that or you'll be internet famous, it's a win win.
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And i cant fight this feeling anymore
15:00 <nothing> i forgotten what i started fightin' foorrr
15:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> mmm kfc
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Moist ibiza?
15:00 <blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BATlJwKB8ts
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lightnin' Hopkins - Woke Up This Morning (Feb 16, 2012) Length: 4:31 - Category: Music - 1,620,002 views views - 26,426 likes (99.2%), 207 dislikes (0.8%)
15:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> not looking forward to moving in the sense that moving things is a fkn boring job
16:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> and putting things back together and shit
16:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> my god
16:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> womans work
16:00 <nothing> i dunno horses for courses
16:00 <TheRon> horses for 3 courses?
16:00 <nothing> i don't mind doing bullshit like that.
16:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> nice
17:00 <blyke> beer and reefer
17:00 <blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHowqKYSXNI
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Muddy Waters - Champagne & Reefer (Jan 25, 2008) Length: 4:38 - Category: Music - 5,912,990 views views - 37,258 likes (98.5%), 557 dislikes (1.5%)
17:00 <blyke> lols
17:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i cant stand it
17:00 <nothing> change is as good as a holiday and all that guffo
17:00 <KickOutTheJams> b1rd where you at?
17:00 <nothing> b1rd is cooking
19:00 <SickBoy> TheRon
19:00 <SickBoy> this chick doesnt have a nice face but she has big tits http://thehun.net/galleries/2053681_A_slim_girl_with_big_boobs_on_her_bed_from_Michelle.html
19:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUsNE4hW0fQ
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bargearse - Episode 3 (Feb 28, 2007) Length: 0 - Category: Comedy - 56,917 views views - 160 likes (98.8%), 2 dislikes (1.2%)
19:00 <nothing> lol, bargearsee .
19:00 <nothing> is that from hale & pace ?
20:00 <SickBoy> would u bang her?
20:00 <TheRon> d gen, the late show
20:00 <nothing> i remeber that vaguely
20:00 <nothing> whoo 4:20 
20:00 <nothing> :D
21:00 <blyke> :P
21:00 <blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nlkF4Z9luA
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Offspring - Mota *Lyrics* (Oct 25, 2010) Length: 3:01 - Category: Music - 3,217 views views - 25 likes (92.6%), 2 dislikes (7.4%)
21:00 <MickTaylor> I love the hate I'm getting lately
21:00 <MickTaylor> lolol
21:00 <blyke> paranoid and hungry by 1/4 to 10
21:00 <blyke> lols
21:00 <TheRon> chinese food is strictly for poofs....
21:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> love chinese
21:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> real chinese
21:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> mmmm
22:00 <KickOutTheJams> <KickOutTheJams> ^Roshanda^ looks like you might have stepped in dog shit
22:00 <KickOutTheJams> <+^Roshanda^> if i did then your licking it off
22:00 <KickOutTheJams> <+^Roshanda^> and i dont have dogs thanks
22:00 <blyke> darkness everyday
22:00 <blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIoKw_h_4nw
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DMX - Ain't No Sunshine (Aug 30, 2011) Length: 5:22 - Category: Music - 2,850,210 views views - 14,901 likes (96%), 615 dislikes (4%)
22:00 <SickBoy> i cant speak to her
22:00 <SickBoy> after seeing her pic
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> never bother ordering beef n black been n shit
23:00 <nothing> there will never be classic comedy like in the 80's and 90's
23:00 <nothing> full frontal and all that stuff was so fucking good.
24:00 <blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm8yQOHOkaQ
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Fugees - Ooh La La La (May 26, 2009) Length: 4:20 - Category: Music - 18,916,648 views views - 75,664 likes (97.5%), 1,948 dislikes (2.5%)
26:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> the millenials ruined everything
26:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> they ruined music and movies and well, everything
27:00 <nothing> yeah
27:00 <nothing> pretty much.
28:00 <partay> im gen x and i love my houses 
29:00 <blyke> hey
29:00 <blyke> good tunes
29:00 <blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSC9cgvtkRs
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LUNIZ -- I GOT 5 ON IT (Jun 1, 2012) Length: 4:16 - Category: Music - 20,418,134 views views - 127,923 likes (97.5%), 3,322 dislikes (2.5%)
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just remember anyone upfor rimming plz contact spanish fankz
29:00 <blyke> food time
29:00 <sluggz> Rice?
29:00 <TheRon> beer fixes everything
30:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap-t46_Sy3A
30:00 <nothing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p4uzIKx08M
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Full Frontal - Healthy, Wealthy & Wise (Jun 15, 2009) Length: 1:14 - Category: Comedy - 27,167 views views - 87 likes (95.6%), 4 dislikes (4.4%)
30:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo05orh1UsQ
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beer (Apr 15, 2016) Length: 0:24 - Category: People & Blogs - 29,105 views views - 176 likes (98.9%), 2 dislikes (1.1%)
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: melbourne cliches - things of stone and wood - d gen (Sep 20, 2009) Length: 2:13 - Category: Comedy - 54,038 views views - 197 likes (97%), 6 dislikes (3%)
32:00 <nothing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP6j6THhNcg
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eric Bana aka POIDA meets Craig Lowndes (Oct 25, 2010) Length: 3:26 - Category: Comedy - 96,844 views views - 276 likes (99.6%), 1 dislikes (0.4%)
32:00 <nothing> rofl
33:00 <blyke> thank fuck everyday is fryday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWJqt0u_TCs
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dr. Dre - Ring Ding Dong (Oct 23, 2008) Length: 5:13 - Category: Music - 32,388,962 views views - 137,192 likes (97%), 4,297 dislikes (3%)
33:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhcK1zAnW_c
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guy Drinks 2 Liters Of Beer In Less Than 5 Seconds (Sep 3, 2013) Length: 0:09 - Category: News & Politics - 59,634 views views - 172 likes (95.6%), 8 dislikes (4.4%)
35:00 <blyke> nah kicking 1994 syles
35:00 <blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWJqt0u_TCs
35:00 <blyke> styles
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dr. Dre - Ring Ding Dong (Oct 23, 2008) Length: 5:13 - Category: Music - 32,388,962 views views - 137,192 likes (97%), 4,297 dislikes (3%)
35:00 <blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGOoMO82Gng
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Liquid Bass - In Full Effect (1994) (Sep 12, 2015) Length: - Category: Music - 1,311 views views - 10 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
35:00 <partay> thats not 2 litres
36:00 <partay> jugs are 1140 ml 
36:00 <TheRon> doesn't look like it
36:00 <TheRon> still impressive
36:00 <partay> BOGUS 
36:00 <Kelevra> you're 2 litres
36:00 <Kelevra> FOCUS
36:00 <partay> still impressive yes 
36:00 <partay> but misleading title 
36:00 <Kelevra> see this is what beer does, makes me into a total dickhead.
36:00 <TheRon> Kelevra: all ready for women's day??
36:00 <Kelevra> wtf is that?
36:00 <Kelevra> the magazine?
36:00 <TheRon> internation woman's day
37:00 <blyke> this one is dedication
37:00 <blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTn2I0TvgZI
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Real McCoy - Another Night (Lyrics) (Oct 26, 2016) Length: 4:07 - Category: Music - 10,983 views views - 61 likes (96.8%), 2 dislikes (3.2%)
37:00 <Kelevra> when's that?
37:00 <nothing> watch the other ones Kelevra 
37:00 <Kelevra> and what happens?
37:00 <TheRon> tomorrow
37:00 <Kelevra> free alcohol?
37:00 <nothing> :D
37:00 <TheRon> should be
37:00 <Kelevra> eh I didn't even know that was a thing tbh
37:00 <Kelevra> womens day?
37:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> Kelevra wana see a place i found
37:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> wannwa wanna
37:00 <Kelevra> sounds like a place for guys to hook up
37:00 <Kelevra> show me show me
38:00 <^afrocoon^> hello
38:00 <b1rd> Lool
38:00 <TheRon> see to me women's day means more women jokes from us blokes
38:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> boooya it has a pool http://www.realestate.com.au/property-unit-sa-kurralta+park-123910338
38:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> and its on anzac highway
38:00 <Kelevra> 'hey women want to suck my snashage
38:00 <Kelevra> I got bangers on the brain ladiessss
39:00 <blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHCy_mIPYT4
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Corrs Forgiven, Not Forgotten (May 17, 2009) Length: 4:25 - Category: Music - 44,525 views views - 159 likes (99.4%), 1 dislikes (0.6%)
39:00 <partay> Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard looks dodgy
39:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> y dodgy
39:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> inside is nice
40:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCJZDpHVoGA
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 20 Inappropriate Love Songs (Jul 24, 2007) Length: 1:09 - Category: Comedy - 19,747 views views - 38 likes (90.5%), 4 dislikes (9.5%)
40:00 <TheRon> ice users nextdoor?
40:00 <partay> who wants to hear your neighbour taking a shit 
41:00 <partay> add body corp fees
41:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> true
41:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> body corp?
41:00 <Kelevra> reminds me of craigs place
41:00 <partay> yes body corp fees
41:00 <Kelevra> just more modern
41:00 <Kelevra> yeah I have body corp here
41:00 <partay> prob $80+ a week id say
41:00 <Kelevra> they're fucked up
42:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> what's body corp
42:00 <partay> whats body corp lol
42:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> yer
42:00 <partay> upkeep of the property
42:00 <Kelevra> it's a company that takes of the building
42:00 <Kelevra> yeah
42:00 <partay> gardens, paths exterior lights etc
42:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> k
42:00 <partay> you have to pay for that upkeep
42:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> no shit
43:00 <TheRon> cop killer, it's better you than me
43:00 <Kelevra> yeah it's fucked
43:00 <partay> well
43:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> somebody has to do it
43:00 <Kelevra> that's why my rent is so steep
43:00 <partay> yu asked i explained
43:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> yeah
43:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> cheers partay
43:00 <Kelevra> it's basic maintainence a monkey can do
43:00 <Kelevra> although they're fucked
43:00 <Kelevra> they tried to organise a working bee
43:00 <Kelevra> and i'm like 'fuck that' I pay 1300pm I'm not doing shit
43:00 <partay> lol
44:00 <partay> nor would i 
44:00 <Kelevra> then I copped greasies from my neighbours
44:00 <partay> fuck them
44:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> id rather rent that place than by it
44:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> buy*
44:00 <partay> if you owned it you would
44:00 <Kelevra> I went shopping and walked past all of them
44:00 <partay> otherwise get fucked
44:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> but looking at places to buy
44:00 <Kelevra> I said hello and they were so pissed off lol
44:00 <Kelevra> but i need to get the kids nappies and stuff
44:00 <partay> all units and apartments have body corp
44:00 <Kelevra> fuck doing their gardening and shit
44:00 <partay> alwats check how much
45:00 <b1rd> Gangster killer. For the lulz
45:00 <b1rd> :-)
45:00 <partay> especially places that have lifts
45:00 <partay> they are $100+ per week
45:00 <Kelevra> yeah I live in an apartment complex
45:00 <Kelevra> so we have lifts
45:00 <partay> on top of mortgage
45:00 <Kelevra> and underground carpark that i pay for but don't use unless I have sexual guests come over
45:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> far out
45:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> now I'm frightened
45:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
45:00 <Kelevra> who wants to get laid then find out their car has been broken into
45:00 <Kelevra> it's such a killjoy moment
46:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i wanna see where you live Kelevra
46:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> sounds good
46:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> LOL partay
46:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ur fast
46:00 <partay> shame im 2 staes north
46:00 <partay> states*
46:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> kk
46:00 <partay> otherwsie there'd be trouble brewin
46:00 <Kelevra> your place atm is bigger than mine Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard
46:00 <partay> at Kelevra's place
47:00 <AfricanIslam> HAHAHAHAHA
47:00 <sluggz> Hahaha
47:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I AM FUCKEN MOVING IN MEL
47:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
47:00 <TheRon> party at Kelevra's?
47:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> my god
47:00 <Kelevra> nah it's shit here, I just like the security system we have
47:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> you live in heaven
47:00 <Kelevra> cameras and intercoms
47:00 <TheRon> i'll bring the pig!
47:00 <partay> TheRon yep.. you suplly the 80's hits
47:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> :o
47:00 <partay> supply*
47:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I dream of dying and being reborn there
47:00 <TheRon> air supply?
47:00 <Kelevra> makes me feel secure
48:00 <AfricanIslam> LOLOLOL
48:00 <AfricanIslam> Kelevra cunt
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> out of your vajayjay
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> into ur loving arms
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> babybaldjoshy
48:00 <Kelevra> yeah well the beach is close and behind my house we have a creek
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> waah WUUHH
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> nice
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ur kitchen is humungus
48:00 <TheRon> only need 4 things for a party
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> no wonder johninja wants back in ey
48:00 <Kelevra> the beach is about two streets over, the creek is just downstairs past a gate
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> now i feel sorry for the guy
48:00 <Kelevra> yeah he liked it here
48:00 <TheRon> a pig, a spit booze and tunes
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> never feel sorry for a guy that bashes women
49:00 <sluggz> Africanslam you will speak to kelevra  with respect.
49:00 <AfricanIslam> nopr
49:00 <AfricanIslam> she a cunt
49:00 <Kelevra> I do have a storage unit downstairs so that's handy
49:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> woah
49:00 <Kelevra> and instead of normal bins we have skips
49:00 <Kelevra> for recycling and rubbish
49:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i gotta find a place like that in adelaide
49:00 <Kelevra> never run out of bin space unless some idiot moves in and doesn't collapse their boxes
49:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> better than that shitheap i showed u
49:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> *spits at it*
50:00 <AfricanIslam> Who else here is a cunt?
50:00 <AfricanIslam> lisa too
50:00 <AfricanIslam> major cunty
50:00 <AfricanIslam> blyke
50:00 <AfricanIslam> b1rd
50:00 <AfricanIslam> maverick
50:00 <AfricanIslam> LOL
50:00 <AfricanIslam> TOOLL TOOLL TOOLL
50:00 <Kelevra> nah that was decent just too modern and it reminded me of craigs
50:00 <Kelevra> it'd be good for you but not for me with kids
50:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> true
50:00 <Kelevra> and plus if it's under body corp it'd suck for you
50:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> im goin for a smoke
50:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
50:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> y
50:00 <Kelevra> you'd get done for music and whatnot
50:00 <Kelevra> ^
50:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i dont play loud music
50:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> im not even loud
50:00 <TheRon> invite the neighbours
51:00 <Kelevra> I can't plug in my amps or speakers cause they make the floor shake
51:00 <TheRon> just say you got some good quality weed
51:00 <partay> my sub does that
51:00 <Kelevra> so for about 3 years I've had to just use my logitec ss
51:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
51:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i got a nice expensive headset
51:00 <Kelevra> see I can't do that or I can't hear the kids
51:00 <nothing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmqRdxyWENk#t=64.926239
51:00 <partay> i spend 1700 on my sub
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Full Frontal - Our House with Poida (Jul 1, 2009) Length: 2:29 - Category: Comedy - 46,278 views views - 89 likes (98.9%), 1 dislikes (1.1%)
52:00 <partay> it vibrates the windows 
52:00 <TheRon> the pub last night had playstations and shit for the kids
52:00 <Kelevra> oh and with having two balconys the sound travels
53:00 <chrislam> lols
53:00 <sluggz> Lol
53:00 <Kelevra> so I can hear my stupid fuckwit neighbours and I tell them off alot
53:00 <Kelevra> I feel like a grandma 'come on guys pull your heads in, keep it down, go easy'
53:00 <Kelevra> they're really loud brits
53:00 <TheRon> i miss the old days when the neighbours would come round and party with you
53:00 <Kelevra> yeah TheRon
54:00 <b1rd> Sounds like neighbours from hell!
54:00 <b1rd> Lol
54:00 <Kelevra> b1rd eh they just absolute shit and constantly backstab eachother
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Awwe cher boe
54:00 <Kelevra> so it does get frustrating
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Whas happening
54:00 <b1rd> Always had shitty neighbs
55:00 <AfricanIslam> LOL
55:00 <TheRon> and whenever i fall at your feet, you let your tears rain down on me
55:00 <Kelevra> 'omg Sam did you know what stevie did to rebecca'
55:00 <Kelevra> and everyone has to hear this bullshit
55:00 <b1rd> I moved into a house next door to an enemie once
55:00 <b1rd> Lol
55:00 <Kelevra> I'd rather watch the other neighbours do it in the shower and the other does his dishes half starkers
55:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOLLLLL
55:00 <b1rd> Keep you friends close and enemies closer as they say
55:00 <Kelevra> so they're alright with me
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hi Kelevra
56:00 <b1rd> We had fun i can tell you. Lol
56:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> so fulla envy right now
56:00 <Kelevra> hey tozza[Mobile], go fishing today? how'd it go?
56:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> josh needa find a nice place
56:00 <Kelevra> my place is nice but too expensive
56:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> too expensive to buy at one of those nice community developments
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Omg so we got there and the boat battery died
57:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i just dont want to be around loud, troublemakers
57:00 <Kelevra> landlord asked me today if I want to stay on and I said I had concerns so he's coming tomorrow
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fucked my shit up
57:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> coz i am quiet now and nice
57:00 <Kelevra> tozza[Mobile] ahh fuck
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We started drifting i had to jump out and walk the boat back in the creek lol
57:00 <Kelevra> my doors only lock on the outside which is a worry when you have two kids
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Smelled like poo bad
57:00 <Kelevra> cause they can let themselves out etc
58:00 <blyke> MickTaylor is so dumb he thinks cause a guy came into my place once he knows stuff
58:00 <blyke> like he thinks its dhs
58:00 <blyke> how the fuck do i have a mortgage then
58:00 <blyke> jealousy is a bitch
58:00 <blyke> lols
58:00 <TheRon> partay: springsteen?
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> TheRon: something sonstrong
58:00 <TheRon> would carry us away
59:00 <sluggz> Blyke are you ok
59:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> can we have a kid so i can live wit u
59:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> promise i wont smack doors on ya head?
59:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> just throw chairs
59:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> h8 chairs, mortal enemy
00:00 <blyke> im sick of ppl thinking they know stuff
00:00 <blyke> when they are not me
00:00 <TheRon> i know stuff
00:00 <blyke> so how the fuck do they really know anything about me
00:00 <blyke> it makes them look stupid
00:00 <TheRon> tozza[Mobile]: i'm on fire
00:00 <nothing> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAFiHgziREw
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eric bana - poida hosts "sex life" show, full frontal 1995.avi (Aug 27, 2011) Length: 2:33 - Category: Comedy - 6,758 views views - 18 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Down on the corner , party in the street
00:00 <TheRon> bring a nickel tap your feet
01:00 <sluggz> Blyke believe in yourself ok
01:00 <Kelevra> I'm not having anymore babies
01:00 <TheRon> i don't think i am either
01:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> you say that now
02:00 <TheRon> i believe in beer
02:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> but im goin to the gym to get buff then u will fuckin slide ur vajayjay over my bald head and let me move in
02:00 <Kelevra> yeah I did say that after angelina was born
02:00 <Kelevra> =\
02:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> dont freak urself out now loll
02:00 <TheRon> i like the all care no responsibilty thing i got goign with my brothers kids
03:00 <Kelevra> yeah
03:00 <Kelevra> it's an ideal scenario
04:00 <Kelevra> eh I love my babies I just hate my life with groundhog day happening everyday, the sooner I move and break this cycle the better
04:00 <TheRon> the 3 yo is into kicking balls and stuff, it's gonna be awesome as he gets older
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I know things
06:00 <TheRon> he's got the footy thing down already
07:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> u cant wait to move
07:00 <Kelevra> yeah
07:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> :o
07:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> but ur next place wont b that good will it
07:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> WILL IIITTT
07:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> WILL IT
07:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> COZ I WILL MEET U FKN THERE BABES
07:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lolz
07:00 <Kelevra> I'm looking for a house 
07:00 <Kelevra> I want a backyard
07:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> u got good taste
07:00 <TheRon> powderfinger - these days
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Beastie boys - sabotage
07:00 <Kelevra> these days turned out nothing like I planned
07:00 <TheRon> nice!
07:00 <Kelevra> control is slipping straight through my hands
08:00 <TheRon> let's all meet up in the year 2000, won't it be strange when we're all fully grown
08:00 <Kelevra> love that song
10:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> do porno
10:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> u will make buxx then
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hungry eyes
11:00 <Nice1> who sings that one tozza
11:00 <Kelevra> I got offered work in a brothel recently but it's not my thing
11:00 <TheRon> porn is so hard for blokes, so much anxiety i mean what if you can't perform??
11:00 <blyke> lols
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> All that she wants in another baby      Shes gone tomorrow boy
11:00 <blyke> no one as let me find out if i can perform
12:00 <Nice1> I remember it being on a hungry jacks ad 
12:00 <Nice1> but I dont remember sings it
12:00 <Nice1> who
12:00 <TheRon> eric carmen
12:00 <Nice1> never heard of him
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Omg blyke sif u jus said that
12:00 <blyke> cause youre all fucken arseholes
12:00 <TheRon> what do you call a woman without an arsehole??
12:00 <partay> one day Kelevra and I will make a porno
12:00 <TheRon> SINGLE!
12:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> porn is easy for dudes
12:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> they just gotta put that dick in
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao theron
12:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> and finger asshole
12:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> n lick asshole and pussy
12:00 <partay> tozza you get a free subscription
12:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> nothin to it man
13:00 <TheRon> all by myself
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha
13:00 <TheRon> make me lose control
13:00 <Nice1> hmm
13:00 <TheRon> hey deanie
13:00 <MickTaylor> blyke
13:00 <MickTaylor> I'm back son
13:00 <MickTaylor> Did you miss me?
13:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> easiest work in history
13:00 <blyke> ive had sex for less than 20minutes of my life
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Too partay ?
13:00 <nothing> loll
13:00 <blyke> you cunts can fuck right off
13:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> any guy that complains about it is a weak cunt
13:00 <blyke> why do only the morons get sex
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
13:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> nothing special about sex dude
14:00 <Nice1> heheh
14:00 <TheRon> nothing suss!
14:00 <AfricanIslam> Nice1 asl?
14:00 <Nice1> go away
14:00 <MickTaylor> Hi Nice1
14:00 <AfricanIslam> ?
14:00 <MickTaylor> How are you mate?
14:00 <Nice1> doing alright MickTaylor
14:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> woman has a hole
14:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> put ur cock in the hole
14:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> take it out put it back in
14:00 <blyke> yeah i would like to do it
14:00 <partay> tozza[Mobile] Kelevra's and my porn feed 
14:00 <blyke> for more than 20 mins of my life
14:00 <blyke> all u cunts fucken stalked me
14:00 <blyke> so i fucked up with 2 women
14:00 <blyke> and u find it funny huh
15:00 <Nice1> dont like this heat though
15:00 <Nice1> 34 c at moment in perth
15:00 <MickTaylor> Man up
15:00 <MickTaylor> 34 is nothing
15:00 <Nice1> yeah it is
15:00 <TheRon> harden the fuck up?
15:00 <Nice1> uncomfortable
15:00 <blyke> shutup
15:00 <blyke> never fucken type
15:00 <blyke> until
15:00 <blyke> ur adults
15:00 <blyke> for true
15:00 <TheRon> partay: swoop - apple eyes
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No thanks dude thats watching my cousin right there dude im gonna have to decline
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> For true
15:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> nothing wrong with that
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> She calls out too the man on the street, sir can you help me , its cold and ive know where too sleep is there somewhere you can tell me?                                                               He walks on dosent look back, he pretends he cant hear her, starts too whistle as he crosses the street , seems embarrassed too be there OHH THINK TWICE ITS JUST
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ANOTHER DAY FOR YOU AND ME IN PARADISE
16:00 <Nice1> very humid
16:00 <TheRon> white man, dead heart
16:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> long as it's not your first cousin
16:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> all bets r off!
16:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> LIKE CLOTHES
16:00 <TheRon> thats legal in tasmania
16:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I shall look this up
17:00 <MickTaylor> Weak
17:00 <MickTaylor> Nice1: That cock picture last night, was that your real photo?
17:00 <Nice1> nah it was breaker
17:00 <Kelevra> [16:48:08] <AfricanIslam> Kelevra cunt
17:00 <deadpandadolls> know where
17:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wasnt it pliv
17:00 <Kelevra> yes I do have a cunt, what's up homeboy?
17:00 <deadpandadolls> ur english is horrid toz
17:00 <deadpandadolls> ;)
17:00 <MickTaylor> That was not breakers photo
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> My english is fine
17:00 <MickTaylor> Don't be a dumb cunt
17:00 <blyke> shutup
17:00 <blyke> until
17:00 <blyke> ur adults
17:00 <blyke> for true
17:00 <lisa> sup bitches
17:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard>  In some countries it is illegal to marry your first cousin, but not Australia.
17:00 <TheRon> apple eyes drinking strawberry wine together
17:00 <partay> TheRon hardcore song
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> You read it ok yeh?
18:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
18:00 <MickTaylor> That guy was hot compared to breaker
18:00 <deadpandadolls> yep
18:00 <deadpandadolls> haha
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuck me about commas n shit
18:00 <TheRon> no
18:00 <MickTaylor> Real men use punctuation.
18:00 <MickTaylor> Faggots like b1rd don't.
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Well i guess im a pansy
18:00 <Arbition> Real men suck dick
18:00 <TheRon> indeed
18:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> Can I marry my first cousin or other relative?
18:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> You cannot marry your brother or sister, or one of your parents, grandparents, or your own child or grandchild.
18:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> In some countries it is illegal to marry your first cousin, but not Australia. Some communities in Australia have a much higher rate of first cousins marrying than others, believing there are cultural, extended family, social, religious and financial benefits in the practice.
18:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I wana marry my brother :(
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey lisa
18:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> he lives in melb prob has had sex with Kelevra
19:00 <deadpandadolls> LOL
19:00 <TheRon> joe jackson - real men
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Typing on my phone so fuck punctuation
19:00 <deadpandadolls> really gay men suck dick and lick ass
19:00 <MickTaylor> Arbition: Are you a real man?
19:00 <MickTaylor> tozza[Mobile]: Fair call.
19:00 <Arbition> Nope
19:00 <Arbition> Fuck being "real"
19:00 <MickTaylor> lolol
19:00 <TheRon> isn't ok to shag a cousin if you're meeting them for the first time?
19:00 <partay> errrrrr
19:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> gotta hit up a couple of cousins now
19:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> "It's legal babes dw lets root"
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hows the day been lisa
19:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> in a perfect world it is TheRon
19:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> in a perfect world where women greet you with blow jobs
19:00 <lisa> days off are pretty much always good tozza[Mobile]
20:00 <MickTaylor> Got my side airbag fixed before.. On-site repair only $66
20:00 <MickTaylor> Winning!
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Apparently we all need to be put down if we dont eat ass
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Watch this
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/S9JwmB7tdaw
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Don't Ever Kiss This Girl in The Mouth Here is Why (Apr 17, 2016) Length: 6:52 - Category: Comedy - 1,482,444 views views - 24,238 likes (96.4%), 913 dislikes (3.6%)
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuck i cracked up
20:00 <Arbition> and here I was expecting that african eata da poo poo tirade
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha i bet hey
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I got a new boat yesterday lisa
20:00 <TheRon> where you just say hi to a woman, you just drop the strides and she just goes to town
20:00 <lisa> i need to mow but i can't because my dog hates the mower and gets hyper, and he is still under strict rest because of his neck
20:00 <lisa> so i figure if that's my biggest problem i'm doing ok
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ha
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/jgGCMRn1/IMG_0554.JPG
21:00 <partay> tozza[Mobile] bayliner ?
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/rGMY9JgN/IMG_0553.JPG
21:00 <Kelevra> I've had sex with alot of people but I'd remember a name like tobias
21:00 <lisa> they say the best days of a boat owner's life are the day they buy it, and the day they sell it
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah loved my last one
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> This upgrade has well made me smile
21:00 <lisa> sweet
21:00 <lisa> my brother in law had a boat custom built
21:00 <blyke> ok u are all heartless
22:00 <deadpandadolls> I want to kill that african guy
22:00 <deadpandadolls> he shits me
22:00 <MickTaylor> I cbf clicking it
22:00 <MickTaylor> General gist of it anyone?
22:00 <partay> tozza[Mobile] what size donk ?
22:00 <lisa> they're real big boaty people
22:00 <blyke> i said shutup
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> you'd remember more than the name
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ;)
22:00 <lisa> me not so much
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> wait
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> what am i sayin
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lolz
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> partay 5m x 2x3 80hp motor
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh ok lisa
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I use it too go fishing for my grandfathers retirement
22:00 <lisa> ill go out with him one day
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U should
22:00 <partay> big enough to catch some fish
23:00 <lisa> my nephew who is 18 is better than most adults with boats, grew up on them
23:00 <lisa> he wants to get a job on the brisbane ferries
23:00 <lisa> total qld kid heh
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha i bet he is im still learning so much
23:00 <partay> lisa on the citycats ?
23:00 <lisa> ya citycat, that's it
23:00 <partay> as a deckie ?
23:00 <lisa> no driving the boat
24:00 <deadpandadolls> a gay african man
24:00 <deadpandadolls> talking about a girl eating ass
24:00 <MickTaylor> Ah right
24:00 <deadpandadolls> a really enthusiastic gay african man
24:00 <AfricanIslam> Nice1 asl?
24:00 <lisa> captain? i dunno
24:00 <lisa> whatever it's called
24:00 <partay> does he have his coxswain
24:00 <TheRon> heheheheh
24:00 <TheRon> cox
24:00 <lisa> i don't know what that means
25:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFYwz24ii4w
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE GREASY STRANGLER - Official Trailer NSFW (Aug 29, 2016) Length: 1:51 - Category: Entertainment - 152,948 views views - 299 likes (83.5%), 59 dislikes (16.5%)
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Maxim bady pretty funny
25:00 <lisa> he has all the boating licences you can get
25:00 <partay> its a type of license you nned to captain a commercial vessel
25:00 <lisa> oh commercial i dunno, he hasn't had experience with commercial yet
25:00 <partay> at 18 unliekly 
25:00 <lisa> he's only 18 and at uni heh
25:00 <lisa> yeah
25:00 <lisa> he's a top kid though
26:00 <lisa> very smart
26:00 <partay> but good job if thats what he wants to do 
26:00 <lisa> plays in the u21 brisbane state basketball team too
26:00 <lisa> the capitals
26:00 <partay> not a lot of cash in it.
26:00 <lisa> nah he just wants to do something he loves
26:00 <partay> well its the right job then 
26:00 <lisa> he's doing a double degree at uni for teaching and excercise physiology
26:00 <partay> citycat captain would be cruisey
26:00 <lisa> but he really wants to work on the water
27:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i grew up wit goats
27:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> uno wat relly gets my goat
27:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> goats
27:00 <lisa> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=9usw1l&s=8#.WL5S2hhh2L8
27:00 <lisa> he's 6'5"
28:00 <AfricanIslam> deadpandadolls?
28:00 <AfricanIslam> f or m?
28:00 <lisa> makes me look like a midget
28:00 <lisa> and i'm tall for a chick heh
28:00 <b1rd> Lisa sup
28:00 <Lumeah3> Lol
28:00 <partay> handsome devil too 
28:00 <lisa> he is, beats off the girls with a stick
29:00 <AfricanIslam> the dead panda dolls
29:00 <AfricanIslam> sounds like a band name
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol wtf
29:00 <partay> where Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard just beats off 
29:00 <lisa> he's one of life's winners
29:00 <lisa> i love being the cool anutie
29:00 <lisa> auntie*
29:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> hahaha
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha
30:00 <Kelevra> is that user slow?
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Freezeframe!
31:00 <Nice1> fubar
31:00 <lisa> he and his brother are the reason i moved to brisbane from melbs
31:00 <lisa> so glad i did, they're at a really cool age when they're becoming adults
32:00 <partay> nods
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahh okayy
32:00 <partay> if i was single we'd go pick some skanks 
32:00 <lisa> i missed most of their childhood because i lived in the US
32:00 <lisa> so making up for it
32:00 <lisa> love them to bits
33:00 <Arbition> that suggests he was recognisable at some point
33:00 <morgoth> well it was hard get out of the pool but I ran outr of beer
33:00 <deadpandadolls> lol this is my pretend band name
33:00 <deadpandadolls> he was spot on
33:00 <lisa> i still haven't got drnk with him yet, but i want to
33:00 <lisa> lol
33:00 <TheRon> party 1985
33:00 <partay> auntie lisa leading him astray
33:00 <b1rd> Lol
33:00 <lisa> nah he's a good kid
33:00 <lisa> sporty rather than a pisshead
34:00 <morgoth> so now I have more beer and I can get ack in the pool
34:00 <Kelevra> nice
34:00 <deadpandadolls> winning combination
34:00 <deadpandadolls> heh
34:00 <MickTaylor> mmm beer
34:00 <MickTaylor> Temptation is real
34:00 <Arbition> eww beer
34:00 <morgoth> now all I need is some topless waitressess
34:00 <deadpandadolls> to serve you tooheys
34:00 <TheRon> i'm sporty and a pisshead
34:00 <lisa> plus they would rather drive than drink when they've just got their license
34:00 <lisa> since they have to choose
34:00 <TheRon> bowls is a sport
34:00 <lisa> lol
34:00 <partay> the avg IQ of the channel just halved
35:00 <morgoth> drinking carlton dry because
35:00 <deadpandadolls> how about a nice glass of frangelico with baileys
35:00 <deadpandadolls> and lots of ice
35:00 <lisa> why because i started talking :/
35:00 <partay> no
35:00 <lisa> are you in qld partay?
35:00 <lisa> i figured with the citycat thing
35:00 <partay> yes
35:00 <lisa> k
35:00 <lisa> whereabouts
36:00 <Arbition> I'm imagining drink source -> Peristaltic pump -> tube over water -> floating tap
36:00 <morgoth> seriously, I was buying a carton of carlton dry and actual aboriginal was buying a can of emu bitter in front me, I almost went back and excahneged
36:00 <partay> annerley
36:00 <TheRon> any state that votes in bob katter and pauline hanson can't be that bright
36:00 <lisa> ah ok down south
36:00 <lisa> i'm near woodford
36:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> nothing wrong with Pauline Hansen
36:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> we need her
36:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> Hanson
36:00 <Kelevra> I'd touch your woodford
37:00 <Kelevra> :P
37:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> need a voice like that in government
37:00 <lisa> yes we need her like the US needs trump
37:00 <lisa> Kelevra: I'd let you
37:00 <lisa> <3
37:00 <lisa> bbiab
37:00 <TheRon> Kelevra: you i thought you only had eyes for my woodford
38:00 <morgoth> I have no problem with actual aborigines they still remembefr the laws of life, its all the half castes that cause the problems
38:00 <deadpandadolls> bah fkn bf1 glitches have to reinstall over 40 gig
38:00 <deadpandadolls> lolz
38:00 <b1rd> We need our own trump
38:00 <TheRon> scotty doesn't know so don't tell scotty
39:00 <deadpandadolls> I enjoy the buzz from the alcohol
39:00 <Kelevra> lisa and I are dedicated! <3
39:00 <partay> Kelevra are you related to tozza ?
39:00 <Kelevra> TheRon your woodford looked at me once and spat at me
39:00 <Kelevra> I took offence
39:00 <b1rd> Props to kelevra
39:00 <Kelevra> partay pretty much
39:00 <Kelevra> I've known him since he was born
39:00 <Kelevra> I know his mum
40:00 <TheRon> he doesn't mean any harm
40:00 <Kelevra> but flesh and blood we're not related
40:00 <b1rd> Is his mum hot?
40:00 <b1rd> Lol
40:00 <Kelevra> yeah
40:00 <b1rd> Oh nice
40:00 <partay> hi mrs tozza 
40:00 <b1rd> Hook a brother up
40:00 <b1rd> Lool
40:00 <Kelevra> he's not single unfortunately
41:00 <deadpandadolls> 2 bad i quit drinkin
41:00 <Kelevra> she's*
41:00 <partay> just because theres a keeper doesnt mean you cant score 
42:00 <b1rd> True hey
42:00 <b1rd> Nar i jus messin wiv ya
43:00 <Arbition> good thing about my pump solution is it doesn't need to be alcoholic, or carbonated. A keg direct to a tap would be simpler, but would need to be carbonated to work
43:00 <b1rd> Tossa mum safe for now
43:00 <TheRon> boys of summer
44:00 <Arbition> apparently a peristaltic pump is not suitable to nacho cheese though
44:00 <Arbition> wait
44:00 <Arbition> maybe that meant example
44:00 <Arbition> not excluding
46:00 <TheRon> b1rd: you seen celebrity jeopardy on SNL with sean connery
47:00 <lisa> back
47:00 <lisa> yeah i'd do Kelevra if i was gay
47:00 <lisa> *shrug*
47:00 <lisa> but alas, i'm not
48:00 <KickOutTheJams> GoldSpade
50:00 <TheRon> lisa i bet you and kelevra could make thousands with a recording of you both
50:00 <lisa> well let's face it, it doesn't take much for blokes does it
52:00 <morgoth> killing an actual aborigine for me would be like shooting a chimp at the zoo, I could get away with it but I'd be forever stained
52:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> wif you were a chick for a day TheRon whats the first thing you would do
52:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> would u get on the floor infront of a mirror and check out ur vagina?
52:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i would find out what feels comfy in there while im walking around
53:00 <Nice1> hehe
53:00 <KickOutTheJams> thats not funny Nice1
53:00 <KickOutTheJams> why are you laughing?
53:00 <KickOutTheJams> faggot
53:00 <Kelevra> lisa and I will be lesbians in another life
53:00 <Kelevra> I doubt we'd sell our sexual antics though, sorry TheRon
53:00 <Kelevra> :(
53:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> would u be with a butch chick Kelevra
53:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> that can defend you
53:00 <lisa> i'ms till gonna make you come to a rock show music gig with me Kelevra
53:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> or a whimpy thin chick
53:00 <lisa> next time i'm in melbs
53:00 <TheRon> Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard: i'd play with my tits
53:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> loolll
54:00 <TheRon> i thought that would be obvious
54:00 <Kelevra> Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard yeah
54:00 <TheRon> most blokes would do the same
54:00 <Kelevra> I'd be like 'you hurt my lady and you'll feel my wrath
54:00 <lisa> i think Kelevra is quite able to defend herself
54:00 <lisa> ya
54:00 <lisa> she'd be the man
55:00 <Kelevra> yeah
55:00 <Kelevra> I'd be like 'my birdy is bigger than your dick TheRon'
55:00 <lisa> Kelevra: i still haven't made tacos
55:00 <lisa> fml
55:00 <Kelevra> I'm having tacos tomorrow =D
55:00 <Kelevra> just got my mince and all today
55:00 <TheRon> tacos, really?
56:00 <TheRon> after this convo
56:00 <lisa> lame, ill have to go to the shops tomorrow and make it happen
56:00 <Kelevra> tonight is chicken curry
56:00 <TheRon> i had lamb shank last night
56:00 <lisa> i gave Kelevra my secret pico de gallo recipe
56:00 <lisa> we bonded over salsa
56:00 <TheRon> beef curry for lunch
57:00 <TheRon> bit salty and not enough heat
57:00 <Kelevra> yes it began with salsa
57:00 <lisa> i've been housebound because my dog is on opiods and i don't want to leave him in case he hurts himself
57:00 <Kelevra> poor puppy
57:00 <Kelevra> :(
57:00 <lisa> yeah it's hard to see him not his usual happy self :/
58:00 <TheRon> partay: i can smell the whiskey burning down copperhead road
58:00 <lisa> i think we're heading towards spinal surgery in a couple of weeks
58:00 <Kelevra> aww that sucks and sounds expensive
58:00 <lisa> TheRon: well the screen door slams, mary's dress sways
58:00 <Kelevra> hopefully it goes okay
59:00 <TheRon> copperhead road was playing the car one day, i foot almost went thru the floor of the car
59:00 <lisa> thanks love <3
59:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYitfq7dXNY
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frank Turner - Thunder Road (Bruce Springsteen Cover) Oct 6 2009 (Oct 8, 2009) Length: 4:11 - Category: Music - 39,044 views views - 158 likes (98.8%), 2 dislikes (1.3%)
59:00 <lisa> ^ Kelevra
00:00 <TheRon> as i rule i don't like country music but there are certain songs i do like
00:00 <lisa> same
00:00 <lisa> i like a few ppl that the media have labelled 'alt country'
00:00 <TheRon> john denver is good
00:00 <lisa> but pigeon holes can fuck off really
00:00 <lisa> if it's good, it's just good
01:00 <TheRon> the lead singer from hootie and blowfish has made a shitload from his "country" music
01:00 <lisa> well what else can we do now, except roll down the windows and let the wind blow back our hair, this night's busted open and these two lanes can take us ANYWHERE
02:00 <TheRon> the gambler rules
03:00 <lisa> butch walker is my fave of all time i think
03:00 <TheRon> dunno him
03:00 <lisa> hm let me pick something good
04:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8pfee6yE0I
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Butch Walker - Coming Home [Official Video] (Nov 11, 2013) Length: 4:49 - Category: Music - 141,507 views views - 1,062 likes (97.6%), 26 dislikes (2.4%)
05:00 <lisa> scratch that
05:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1cEYJDW0JI
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Butch Walker - "Going Back/Going Home" (Jan 6, 2009) Length: 3:55 - Category: Music - 40,836 views views - 187 likes (98.4%), 3 dislikes (1.6%)
05:00 <lisa> this is the one i was thinking of
06:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8kDJRSY6Oc
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hootie & The Blowfish-Michelle Post (Jan 12, 2012) Length: 2:19 - Category: Music - 65,614 views views - 88 likes (98.9%), 1 dislikes (1.1%)
07:00 <lisa> butch walker is called 'alt country' but really he's just a brilliant songwriter in every genre
08:00 <lisa> if living like this at 38 is a bore, then c'mon god please give me 38 more
09:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwNwVBawqU4
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Butch Walker - Cigarette Lighter Love Song (Live in HD) (Mar 5, 2010) Length: 4:26 - Category: Music - 45,693 views views - 317 likes (98.8%), 4 dislikes (1.2%)
10:00 <b1rd> Lol
10:00 <TheRon> islands in the stream, that is what we are
13:00 <morgoth> in a million years there will still be aborigines in the desert
13:00 <morgoth> why?
13:00 <morgoth> because they can survive and they plant trees
13:00 <zaim> amazing thought
13:00 <Student> Greetings
14:00 <TheRon> we got tonight, who needs tomorrow
14:00 <simba> we are geelong the gayest team of all
15:00 <TheRon> least we can drive
15:00 <simba> wipe off 5?
15:00 <TheRon> or 27
15:00 <simba> idgi
16:00 <TheRon> selwood was 127's in a 100 zone
16:00 <simba> lol who cares
16:00 <simba> all i care about is them not being faggots on field
16:00 <simba> but they are playing like faggots so far
16:00 <TheRon> he didn't hit some cars and scarper
16:00 <simba> can u please stop talking about triple m stories
17:00 <slugger> hey all
17:00 <slugger> whats the story?
17:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> wish i had some stir fry beef handy
18:00 <TheRon> simba you let richmond get some confidence
18:00 <MickTaylor> lolllllllll
18:00 <MickTaylor> Someone has come out saying they need to change that children crossing sign from the woman and kid as dads take their kids to school too
18:00 <simba> we are the worst team around atm
19:00 <simba> nobody said that they just posted a pic of themselves and made a joke about equality 
19:00 <TheRon> cos for 24 years i've been living nextdoor to alice
19:00 <MickTaylor> https://scontent.fmel3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17156031_10212355781954725_7410930826734362506_n.jpg?oh=09df2d900294c58244cfcf9f1987f65e&oe=5935F73B
20:00 <simba> yeah its called a joke
20:00 <MickTaylor> These femi nazis are a joke now
20:00 <slugger> who the fuck is alice???
20:00 <MickTaylor> I'm aware of that simba
20:00 <simba> oh were you
20:00 <MickTaylor> Thanks for the tip though captain obvious
20:00 <simba> you said " Someone has come out saying they need to change that"
21:00 <simba> didnt sound like you knew he was joking
21:00 <slugger> lols
21:00 <MickTaylor> Sarcasm doesn't echo down well via text
21:00 <simba> that wasnt sarcastic tho
21:00 <MickTaylor> Oh yes it was. :)
21:00 <simba> anyway thanks for making me talk about some gay facebook bullshit
21:00 <slugger> how are you samba?
21:00 <MickTaylor> Welcome.
21:00 <slugger> simba even
21:00 <TheRon> i dunno why she's leaving, but ireckon that i know, she just never got used to living nextdoor to abo's
22:00 <MickTaylor> Hahaha good song TheRon
22:00 <slugger> abo that's racist
22:00 <TheRon> kevin
22:00 <MickTaylor> slugger: Props
22:00 <simba> oh its someone who says props now i wanna grill them about not knowing what sarcasm is
23:00 <simba> nah i will let it go
24:00 <slugger> lol
24:00 <lisa> lol
25:00 <sluggz> lols
25:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea_8PilQdV8
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frank Turner - Heartless Bastard Motherfucker lyrics (Jun 24, 2010) Length: 2:59 - Category: Music - 93,722 views views - 555 likes (97.4%), 15 dislikes (2.6%)
25:00 <lisa> i think there's something in that for all of us, don't you?
26:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJNSrBOOxE0
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Amiel - Love Song (Jan 30, 2009) Length: 3:28 - Category: Entertainment - 358,184 views views - 973 likes (96.5%), 35 dislikes (3.5%)
26:00 <sluggz> what is the happenings b1rd ?
28:00 <b1rd> Fkall boe
28:00 <b1rd> U?
28:00 <b1rd> Eat and relax pretty much
29:00 <deadpandadolls> siiiigh
29:00 <b1rd> Lool
29:00 <deadpandadolls> have to send pants back and have new pants sent back out
29:00 <b1rd> Pandaclause
30:00 <deadpandadolls> how is it some person stitches the belt over the skirt not under the skirt
30:00 <deadpandadolls> i cant create the feature that way
30:00 <deadpandadolls> sup bro
30:00 <blyke> lol
30:00 <sluggz> yeah same here boe Sammy just left
30:00 <sluggz> he brang mercury cider
30:00 <sluggz> was mad
30:00 <sluggz> 6.9%
31:00 <deadpandadolls> the tee is dope ay reminds me of the burb dayz wearin phat hip hop clothin
31:00 <deadpandadolls> that style that goes down below ur ass n baggy
31:00 <blyke> hi
32:00 <TheRon> 6.9% sit you on your arse
33:00 <TheRon> i believe in a thing called love......
35:00 <sluggz> im now drinking 8.4% bourbon
35:00 <sluggz> fake bourbon lol
35:00 <sluggz> 7.9 std drinks 1 .25 litre
35:00 <sluggz> headache material
36:00 <blyke> over it
36:00 <blyke> lols
36:00 <TheRon> sluggz: show some restraint
36:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuRz39shNfc&list=PLOm-SbPSx1qqZwGSFV9s9GZa1Zro17QCK
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Here to Stay (Jan 27, 2015) Length: 3:49 - Category: Music - 69 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
36:00 <sluggz> narr fuck that mate
36:00 <sluggz> I don't give a fuck
38:00 <TheRon> chelsea dagger
40:00 <b1rd> Fuck up micktaylor ya dog cunt
40:00 <deadpandadolls> i wonder if i wouldve been a good looking chick
40:00 <deadpandadolls> like
40:00 <deadpandadolls> better to be an average lookin dude than an average lookin chick ey
41:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> y would u even drink that
41:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ur an alco bro
41:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> get some help
41:00 <sluggz> i like it 
41:00 <sluggz> that's why
41:00 <sluggz> cunt
42:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> fk i thought twas monday lol
42:00 <sluggz> i need help pffft
42:00 <sluggz> at least i know its tuesday
42:00 <TheRon> isn't it time
42:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> loll
43:00 <b1rd> Speak up micktaylor fgt
43:00 <sluggz> scatterbrain much
43:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> we;ll its not like i had to go to work
43:00 <sluggz> and im the dumb cunt lols
43:00 <sluggz> no you wouldn't work in an iron lung
44:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I am sure that sounded better in your head
45:00 <deadpandadolls> oi 
45:00 <deadpandadolls> u reckon u woulda been a hot chick?
45:00 <lisa> wb zaim
45:00 <zaim> thanks lisa
45:00 <lisa> spelling buddy of mine
45:00 <zaim> windows 10 decided to reboot just cos
45:00 <lisa> i remember things.
45:00 <lisa> that's why...mac
46:00 <b1rd> ?
46:00 <MickTaylor> b1rd: Are you retarded?
46:00 <lisa> mac is easy for non-tech ppl like me
46:00 <lisa> it just....works. i like that
46:00 <TheRon> working hard to make a living, bringing shelter form the rain, a father's son left to carry on blue denim in his veins
46:00 <b1rd> sup TheRon 
46:00 <lisa> he's a working class man
46:00 <b1rd> time for your schizophrenia meds mate?
46:00 <lisa> well he loves a little woman, some day he'll make his wife
46:00 <b1rd> yesterdays dose is wearing off.
47:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16939590_1508519509181896_6091258683916047853_n.jpg?oh=5fae571060fb401c50edf7da4cdcead9&oe=5926C4B5
47:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> how nice is that shower
47:00 <b1rd> what are you tripping on lisa ?
47:00 <b1rd> lol
47:00 <TheRon> saving all the overtime for the one love of his life
47:00 <lisa> he aint worried about tomorrow, coz he just made up his mind
48:00 <b1rd> U are
48:00 <b1rd> who?
48:00 <b1rd> trump yer?
49:00 <MickTaylor> lol @ b1rd
50:00 <MickTaylor> Whipped hard
50:00 <b1rd> Yep
50:00 <mrwuf> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTs_TZFjbJ8
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Buffalo Bill Dance Goodbye Horses Silence of the Lambs (Jan 14, 2010) Length: 4:19 - Category: Entertainment - 5,830,863 views views - 19,341 likes (94.6%), 1,109 dislikes (5.4%)
50:00 <MickTaylor> By Lumeah of all people
50:00 <MickTaylor> I thought my standards were a bit low 
50:00 <TheRon> heard about a person who had a brokenheart, nothing to drive him on no spark no hope no flame
50:00 <b1rd> heh
50:00 <Lumeah> driven wheels
50:00 <b1rd> blyke.
50:00 <Lumeah> ing*
50:00 <Lumeah> haha
51:00 <Lumeah3> ;) 
51:00 <Lumeah3> Cuz im good bro
51:00 <MickTaylor> You take the cake mate
51:00 <b1rd> U root carcass mick
51:00 <MickTaylor> Carcas would still be better than Lumeah
51:00 <MickTaylor> LOL
51:00 <TheRon> always remembering there ain't no second prize
52:00 <KickOutTheJams> Ya hiding in here b1rd?
52:00 <KickOutTheJams> And look who's with you
52:00 <KickOutTheJams> suprise surpise
52:00 <b1rd> Huh?
52:00 <KickOutTheJams> Lumeah
52:00 <KickOutTheJams> Ya little bodyguard
52:00 <KickOutTheJams> You can run but you cannot hide b1rd
52:00 <KickOutTheJams> bitch out
52:00 <b1rd> B1rd pwns u melb faggots
52:00 <zaim> im ur second prize
53:00 <KickOutTheJams> b1rd dont do shit
53:00 <b1rd> Nobody moves before i say so
53:00 <Glenn> As you wish.
53:00 <MickTaylor> lol @ b1rd
53:00 <b1rd> Ban it glen
53:00 <b1rd> Lool
53:00 <lisa> i'm like 7th
53:00 <lisa> maybe 8th
53:00 <TheRon> oh yeah, let me tell you all about it,
54:00 <MickTaylor> I agree
54:00 <MickTaylor> ban b1rd
54:00 <KickOutTheJams> Even breaker turned his back on b1rd
54:00 <MickTaylor> That says more than anything else can.
54:00 <b1rd> B1rd chucked out breaker
54:00 <MickTaylor> Hold up
54:00 <MickTaylor> b1rd
54:00 <TheRon> i've been thinking about night and day, sure been been restless since you went away
55:00 <MickTaylor> Were you and breaker the gang breaker used to threaten me with?
55:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
55:00 <mrwuf> http://i.imgur.com/OEmehu5.gifv
55:00 <KickOutTheJams> gangstalkers they called themselves
55:00 <MickTaylor> Told me he'd meet me at the taxi rank when I drove taxis
55:00 <MickTaylor> Never showed
55:00 <lisa> damnit TheRon
55:00 <lisa> making me nostalgic
55:00 <TheRon> i'm not saying anybody's wrong or right, just saying i'd die to be with you tonight
56:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOOLLLL
56:00 <b1rd> Im an OG
56:00 <MickTaylor> When questioned "I called it off"
56:00 <b1rd> Breaker came to b1rd for help
57:00 <b1rd> Breaker alone would sort you weaklings
57:00 <b1rd> Id be overkill loool
57:00 <MickTaylor> Would you bitch slap us?
57:00 <MickTaylor> Peak of your game.
57:00 <b1rd> Youd run like fuck
57:00 <b1rd> If take chase
57:00 <TheRon> barnesy get the juices flowing?? :P
57:00 <lisa> no.
57:00 <TheRon> damn
57:00 <lisa> my brother was 8 years older and loved barnsey, so i have fond memories of that time
57:00 <lisa> he also got me into the pixies and the clash and midnight oil
57:00 <lisa> i have a lot to thank him for
58:00 <b1rd> B1rd dont mess around
58:00 <b1rd> No bitch fights
58:00 <MickTaylor> Why didn't you come b1rd?
58:00 <b1rd> Was managing the hood
58:00 <MickTaylor> breaker is a faggot, what's your excuse?
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup
58:00 <b1rd> Holding back the animals
58:00 <TheRon> lisa, let's make it last all night
58:00 <lisa> cuz this could be the last time i make love to you
58:00 <TheRon> oh alright
59:00 <MickTaylor> Ah, you're a faggot too
59:00 <MickTaylor> kk
59:00 <TheRon> a lot of pressure though
59:00 <lisa> heard the screen door slam, and you were gone
59:00 <TheRon> i'm still on your side
00:00 <b1rd> I was not on da irc lad
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lipton peach tea
00:00 <b1rd> For about 8 years
00:00 <MickTaylor> Excuses
00:00 <lisa> can't wina  fight that you don't understand
00:00 <lisa> i wake up alone reaching for your hand
01:00 <b1rd> True
01:00 <MickTaylor> KickOutTheJams: You were right
01:00 <MickTaylor> b1rd really is a bitch
01:00 <Epi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS7lVj9hCfw these are getting intense
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: All Star But It's Beethoven's 5th Symphony in C Minor (1st mov.) (Mar 6, 2017) Length: 1:45 - Category: Music - 3,382 views views - 357 likes (93%), 27 dislikes (7%)
02:00 <b1rd> B1rd runs things lad
02:00 <TheRon> lisa: too much ain't enough love
02:00 <Nice1> boring song that one
02:00 <lisa> you walked in my life with an angel's smile
02:00 <lisa> how could i have known the hunger locked inside
03:00 <MickTaylor> Local D$P brothel?
04:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOOOLLL
04:00 <KickOutTheJams> He's a bitch out
04:00 <KickOutTheJams> Speak up b1rd
04:00 <lisa> if i know she's worried
04:00 <lisa> oh i would feel that same old misery
04:00 <TheRon> when something is wrong
05:00 <TheRon> with my abbbbbbby!
05:00 <TheRon> babbbby
05:00 <Nice1> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnBLLnViuW8
05:00 <lisa> oh you just wouldn't understand
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: cold chisel When Something is wrong with my baby (Nov 14, 2009) Length: 5:43 - Category: People & Blogs - 2,893 views views - 16 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
06:00 <MickTaylor> He's getting permission off Lumeah
06:00 <TheRon> we've been thruu so muc together
06:00 <lisa> i know i'm gonna have to help her solve it
07:00 <blyke> had a can of v
07:00 <blyke> lols
07:00 <blyke> got smokes
07:00 <blyke> no coffee 
07:00 <blyke> for now
07:00 <TheRon> and just what what she means to me now
07:00 <lisa> oh you just
07:00 <lisa> you just wouldn't understand
07:00 <TheRon> if she's got a problem
08:00 <lisa> kids out driving saturday afternoon just pass mye by
08:00 <lisa> it's time to book a room and stay tonight
09:00 <blyke> i got a lighter has torch in it
09:00 <blyke> amelia
09:00 <blyke> lida
09:00 <blyke> with light
09:00 <blyke> lols
09:00 <TheRon> flame trees
09:00 <lisa> #s is never say her name
09:00 <b1rd> ohh
09:00 <lisa> #3
09:00 <b1rd> song lyrics heh
09:00 <b1rd> thought you were schizophrenic.
10:00 <amelia> WHERES ME FUCKIN LYDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
10:00 <MickTaylor> New technology ey
10:00 <amelia> -blyke
10:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
10:00 <amelia> aloha Breville
10:00 <Sunbeam> hello norty amelia jane ..again :)
10:00 <MickTaylor> Delish
10:00 <lisa> there's no change there's no pace, everything within it's place
10:00 <TheRon> ain't nobody gonna steal this heart away\
10:00 <lisa> just makes it harder to believe that she wont be around
10:00 <lisa> who needs that sentimental bullshit anyway
10:00 <TheRon> when the war is over got to get aay
10:00 <lisa> takes more than just a memory to make me cry
10:00 <lisa> see which one of us can tell the biggest lies
11:00 <Sunbeam> gotcha back MickTaylor :P
11:00 <Sunbeam> <-- on the ball
11:00 <TheRon> how can i go home and not get blown away
11:00 <Kynetic> sometimes when im alone i poop in the bath
11:00 <lisa> lol
11:00 <TheRon> sick
11:00 <lisa> hey kin
11:00 <lisa> kinetic
11:00 <lisa> with a y
11:00 <Kynetic> and i sing mr hanky tunes
11:00 <lisa> as you would
12:00 <Kynetic> indeed!
12:00 <lisa> !
12:00 <Kynetic> seems perfectly natural
12:00 <lisa> indeed
12:00 <lisa> i get home i found you sleeping
12:00 <lisa> said the words i know are true
12:00 <lisa> and i'm stone cold in love with you
13:00 <MickTaylor> Lies
13:00 <MickTaylor> Autoreply != on the ball
13:00 <Sunbeam> lol
13:00 <Sunbeam> anyway..hi MickTaylor :)
13:00 <Kynetic> its because of the bath poop story isnt it
13:00 <TheRon> lover lover coem to me
14:00 <Sunbeam> ta very much tozza
14:00 <Sunbeam> have i popped in at nap time?
14:00 <b1rd> why so lovey in here hey
14:00 <lisa> Kynetic: you know it
14:00 <b1rd> you on the MDMA lisa ?
14:00 <b1rd> so happy
14:00 <b1rd> lisa's found a man!
15:00 <Sunbeam> or snap time?
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey beam
15:00 <Sunbeam> hiya tozza[Mobile] :)
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just at work
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Amelia are you there?
15:00 <amelia> suppp T
15:00 <mrwuf> eating chicken pizza i made 
15:00 <Sunbeam> afters shift?
15:00 <b1rd> congratulations lisa 
15:00 <TheRon> taking a seat at the bar she don't talk to anyone
15:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> stone cold in love
15:00 <b1rd> lisa is yes
15:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> stone cold dead on the floor
15:00 <b1rd> noticed the change in her.
16:00 <Sunbeam> hi mrwuf :)
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh im arvo shift
16:00 <Lumeah> With youuu
17:00 <TheRon> tell me it will always be forever now
17:00 <Lumeah> Jimmy ajy? 
18:00 <Sunbeam> hi g
18:00 <Sunbeam> Salut!
18:00 <mrwuf> how was your day Sunbeam 
18:00 <Sunbeam> Ca va?
19:00 <Sunbeam> it's only 8:18 a.m here mrwuf
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Coma estas?
19:00 <Sunbeam> the weather is glorious
19:00 <TheRon> once i smoked, i downed a man's cigar
20:00 <Sunbeam> winter sunshine and a bit cool
20:00 <lisa> drove a foreign car
20:00 <TheRon> got my cheap wine and a three day growth
20:00 <lisa> baby that was YEARS ago
21:00 <amelia> PSA: Hi guys, the Stapler_Queen saga has been finalised. We are happy to advise that a satisfactory result has been achieved. Great outcome friends!
21:00 <Kynetic> what happenned to the stapler_queen?
23:00 <amelia> She is happy & well and confirmed that she came about the nickname whilst going through her pencil case.
23:00 <amelia> It was at that moment her eyes set upon her stapler, where she thought staplers were bad ass and it would make a great nickname
23:00 <amelia> and she was right
23:00 <TheRon> they got married early, never had no money, then when he got laid off, it really hit the skids
23:00 <blyke> lols
23:00 <lisa> started up his drinking
23:00 <lisa> then they started fighting
23:00 <TheRon> wd
24:00 <mrwuf> is stapler a euphemism 
24:00 <lisa> he took it pretty badly
24:00 <lisa> she took both the kids
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Baby you and me got a groovy kind of love
24:00 <lisa> wtf
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ooh yes i wish it would rain now
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Down on me
24:00 <lisa> you come in on that with phil fucking collins?
24:00 <lisa> what is wrong with you
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lisa phil collins keep up
24:00 <lisa> and not even the genesis phil collins
24:00 <lisa> FAIL tozza[Mobile]
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ok
24:00 <lisa> FAIL
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I CANT DANCE I CANT WALK
24:00 <TheRon> tozza[Mobile]: he can't dance
24:00 <lisa> NO
25:00 <amelia> nope, definitely referring to the stationary object that collates paperwork together
25:00 <morgoth> amelia could you take what you dish>
25:00 <morgoth> ?
25:00 <l00peyd0g> big words
25:00 <l00peyd0g> hi amelia
25:00 <amelia> yes morgoth
25:00 <amelia> sup loopy
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> she seems to have an invisible touch yeh
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> She reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart
25:00 <lisa> oh so failing right now
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :(
25:00 <lisa> i'm not sure you can ever come back from this
25:00 <lisa> lol
25:00 <TheRon> somewhere deep inside somethings got a hold on you
26:00 <sluggz> its pushin me aside
26:00 <TheRon> and it's pushing me aside, see it stretch on forever
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> OHH THINK TWICE
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> teehehe
26:00 <TheRon> that's why i tell you you'd better be home soon
26:00 <lisa> just wrap your hands round these velvet rims, and strap your hands cross my engines
27:00 <blyke> lol
27:00 <morgoth> amelia tells lies
27:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> She calls out too the man on the street sir can you help me its cold and iv knowhere to sleep is there somewhere you can tell me
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hi beam
27:00 <TheRon> it would cause me pain if we were to end it
28:00 <amelia> i make fun of myself more than anything
28:00 <Kynetic> can u make fun of blyke too?
28:00 <blyke> lols
28:00 <blyke> nah i do that coffee lols
28:00 <morgoth> blyke is a big american
28:00 <blyke> i fried
28:00 <Sunbeam> hiya tozza[Mobile] :)
28:00 <Sunbeam> hiya TheRon :)
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hows the morn
28:00 <TheRon> hello
28:00 <Sunbeam> it's a glorious morning
28:00 <lisa> but i could start again
28:00 <lisa> you can depend on it
28:00 <Sunbeam> hi lisa
28:00 <TheRon> i got you, that's all i want
29:00 <blyke> k
29:00 <Kynetic> coffee lols
29:00 <amelia> blyke def cops a fair amount from me
29:00 <Kynetic> u should make fun of that Kynetic prick
29:00 <Kynetic> he's such an asshole
29:00 <amelia> but blyke is more in a fun way
29:00 <morgoth> ok should we make this public? whether blyke is in the CIA or not?
29:00 <amelia> cos he genuinely cracks me up
29:00 <blyke> :\
29:00 <Kynetic> blyke is in the CIA?
29:00 <TheRon> i won't forget, that's a whole lot
29:00 <lisa> hi Sunbeam!
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lisa and theron are being lame
29:00 <lisa> lol
29:00 <TheRon> no phil collins?
29:00 <Sunbeam> they are?
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
29:00 <Sunbeam> i thought they were singing lol
29:00 <TheRon> my bad
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh thats what that was
29:00 <Sunbeam> i have loadsa phil collins
30:00 <Kynetic> blyke can i have 3 kilos of coke thx?
30:00 <blyke> nah 100kilo at time
30:00 <amelia> is morgoth beeh?
30:00 <Kynetic> ok 100 then
30:00 <blyke> lols
30:00 <mrwuf> is morgoth real or some sort of rough irc virus
30:00 <blyke> ok 1 pallet of 2litre coke thats um 50mill
30:00 <morgoth> amelia you've had an accident, try to remain calm
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yayy
30:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE6xKEJCqPo&index=5&list=PLnV4hwmEHmCGvyucYJ06-fINp-kO65Xnr
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frank Turner covering "Born to Run" @ The Stone Pony (Jun 15, 2013) Length: 5:09 - Category: Music - 10,268 views views - 72 likes (97.3%), 2 dislikes (2.7%)
30:00 <Sunbeam> hi Lumeah2
30:00 <TheRon> i don't know why sometimes i get frightened
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I was just playing serious great hits "carousel" album at work
30:00 <Sunbeam> no one can sing that like The Boss
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :D
30:00 <lisa> i'm gonna take Kelevra to see this guy next time he tours in melbourne
30:00 <lisa> i'm excited
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> yay i have backup
31:00 <amelia> i feel like hes a bot
31:00 <Kynetic> blyke youre in the CIA.. you can do credit surely.
31:00 <blyke> morgoth is real
31:00 <morgoth> kick me then
31:00 <amelia> i know he's real
31:00 <amelia> he is just very bot like
31:00 <blyke> like lols
31:00 <blyke> i am bot
31:00 <morgoth> amelia is going to heaven, say godbye everyone
31:00 <lisa> welcome couleurs
31:00 <Sunbeam> hi Colours :)
32:00 <blyke> lols
32:00 <amelia> hahahaha
32:00 <mrwuf> more than likely the sentences are grammatically perfect, its tough call on this network... is it advanced AI or mental health crisis 
32:00 <morgoth> splat
32:00 <couleurs> hi lisa 
32:00 <lisa> she was an american girl raised on promises
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> da da da doo da da da doo YEAHH YOU REALLY GOT ME NOW
32:00 <couleurs> hello Sumbean
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> talkin bout my generation
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lish wb
32:00 <TheRon> i don't wanna say i love you, that would give away too much
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ok thanks
32:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6LUw5VtlvA&list=PLnV4hwmEHmCGvyucYJ06-fINp-kO65Xnr&index=6
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Appreciate it dude
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frank Turner - American Girl (Apr 21, 2012) Length: 3:42 - Category: Music - 57,758 views views - 229 likes (97%), 7 dislikes (3%)
32:00 <Sunbeam> i thought you werew singing The Police's Da Doo Doo Doo, Da Dada da then tozza[Mobile]
33:00 <morgoth> when you hate evolution you've given up
33:00 <amelia> morgoth will you tell us a bit about yourself
33:00 <amelia> i.e. what's your favourite colour?
33:00 <morgoth> I rape jews to death
33:00 <amelia> or that
33:00 <mrwuf> see, its too close 2 call
33:00 <couleurs> Bbl MKR!!!!!!!!!!!!
33:00 <lisa> lol
33:00 <lisa> NO SPOILERS
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah the kinks innit sunbeam
33:00 <couleurs> j/k picken me nose instead
33:00 <lisa> take it easy baby, make it last all night
33:00 <Sunbeam> lol @ innit...you taslk my kinda language lol
33:00 <lisa> she was
33:00 <lisa> an american girl
33:00 <TheRon> so i'll sing it to the world, a simple message to my girl
34:00 <amelia> well that's an interesting fact about you, i look forward to learning more
34:00 <mrwuf> now amelia sounds like AI
34:00 <amelia> hahahaa
34:00 <morgoth> Its my job
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha lived in merseyside for 6 years of my life innit la
34:00 <lisa> lol
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We dont need another hero ok TheRon
34:00 <lisa> she stood alone on her balcony
34:00 <lisa> she could all the cars rolling by out on 441 like waves crashing over a beach
34:00 <Sunbeam> merseyside is liverpool tho...not Yorkshire....we can teach you how to bastardise the english language more lol
34:00 <b1rd> nothing wrong the the innit
35:00 <amelia> who is AI
35:00 <morgoth> I get paid to rape jews to death
35:00 <mrwuf> haven't u seen the movie A.I
35:00 <amelia> nope?
35:00 <amelia> not heard of it
35:00 <lisa> my fave musician is a winchester boy
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 2 hearts beating in just one mind
35:00 <TheRon> sunbeam, my bro goes for liverpool, i go for everton
35:00 <b1rd> arrks
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah beam after being round the fambo in new brigton and birkenhead i feel the language was bashed quite enuff
35:00 <Sunbeam> i dunt support any...not even our local footie team Barnsley Town
35:00 <TheRon> come said the boy, let's go down by the sand
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tranmere rovers lad
36:00 <Glenn> morgoth... save that sort of talk for elsewhere.
36:00 <morgoth> that is truely horrific
36:00 <amelia> hahahahahhaah
36:00 <mrwuf> check out this movie it covers everything https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYGzRB4Pnq8
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: EX MACHINA Official Trailer (2015) [HD] (Oct 30, 2014) Length: 2:34 - Category: Film & Animation - 8,150,626 views views - 15,984 likes (96.2%), 631 dislikes (3.8%)
36:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzttaR1PIlM
36:00 <Sunbeam> you and herd nowt then really tozza[Mobile]
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frank Turner - The Outdoor Type [Lemonheads] (Jul 14, 2006) Length: 2:22 - Category: Music - 86,300 views views - 263 likes (96.3%), 10 dislikes (3.7%)
36:00 <lisa> can't build a fire to save my life
36:00 <couleurs> go da dees
36:00 <lisa> i lied about being the outdoor type
36:00 <Lish> TheRon: bogut broke his leg in 58seconds of being a cav
36:00 <TheRon> i know fuck it
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha obviously we got nowt for tea not even a pan of scouse?
36:00 <TheRon> it will be cavs v spurs
36:00 <Lish> Devo
36:00 <Lish> We better win
36:00 <Sunbeam> tharint reyt issit? lol
37:00 <morgoth> why the fuck would you do that to you're own family?
37:00 <TheRon> james v kwahi
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nice big bin lid and hp sauce to kick
37:00 <Sunbeam> hi Lish
37:00 <Lish> Hi
37:00 <b1rd> get some death sauce upya
37:00 <b1rd> Lish, 
37:00 <b1rd> sup nigs
37:00 <Lish> Kid
37:00 <Sunbeam> wtf is death sauce?
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha r sunbeam is avin a laff
37:00 <Lish> Nutin you
37:00 <Sunbeam> am being serious lol
37:00 <b1rd> proper sauce
38:00 <morgoth>  call a test of strength in a remote country, lose and go on with it...
38:00 <TheRon> Sunbeam: you're a hard habit to break
38:00 <Sunbeam> and proper sauce is what flavour?
38:00 <Sunbeam> Chicago?
38:00 <TheRon> yes!
38:00 <Sunbeam> and why would you wanna break me TheRon?
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Death sauce is chillo saice beam
38:00 <Sunbeam> here's me thinking you loved me ;)
38:00 <Sunbeam> ewwww yukkkk chilli sauce
39:00 <TheRon> i'm addicted to you babe, you're a hard habit to break
39:00 <Sunbeam> awwww shucks
40:00 <amelia> I've never heard of that movie
40:00 <Sunbeam> yer gonna make me blush now TheRon
40:00 <Sunbeam> as if...right?
40:00 <Sunbeam> i can hear yer singing it
40:00 <TheRon> i reckon i'm getting the juice flowing
40:00 <Sunbeam> hahahaha yer think?
40:00 <TheRon> yep definately
41:00 <blyke> you know what my cat thinks
41:00 <blyke> https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/17097775_1912996478935791_8999476780039234365_o.jpg?oh=0850e2716b1e9ee8289a372500223041&oe=5926B495
41:00 <blyke> :P
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> WE ARE THE WORLD WE ARE THE CHILDREN WE ARE THE ONES TO MAKE A BRIGHTER DAY SO LETS START GIVING
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> stevie wonders part
42:00 <morgoth> goddammit the pink petunias just got ripped out, I was really enjoying being gay
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Theres a choice we making
42:00 <TheRon> you hussey
42:00 <Sunbeam> i can sing this song in sign language as well
42:00 <blyke> Sunbeam are u the one i love
42:00 <blyke> ?
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wow really
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats a skill
42:00 <TheRon> Sunbeam: waiting for a star to fall
42:00 <Sunbeam> why u singing ...this one goes out to the one i love.?
42:00 <TheRon> REM
43:00 <Sunbeam> correct!
43:00 <Sunbeam> hi blyke ...don't think i know you
43:00 <Sunbeam> hi Student :)
43:00 <TheRon> if you don't know me by now
43:00 <Sunbeam> Simply red
43:00 <TheRon> WD
44:00 <mrwuf> http://www.themercury.com.au/news/opinion/talking-point-centrelink-and-government-hit-ethical-low/news-story/2c6ea12f93a3420b22e839ffa33a61a2
44:00 <mrwuf> Centrelink is spying on recipients of welfare by monitoring their social media use. On Friday it was revealed that Centrelink is briefing Mr Tudge on Centrelink recipients who complain about the agency on Facebook
44:00 <TheRon> but it was a cover
44:00 <Sunbeam> i DJ TheRon on another place :P
44:00 <blyke> Sunbeam my cat does a better :P
44:00 <blyke> https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/17097775_1912996478935791_8999476780039234365_o.jpg?oh=0850e2716b1e9ee8289a372500223041&oe=5926B495
45:00 <Sunbeam> i dunt click on links
45:00 <blyke> its a picture on fb
45:00 <blyke> lols
45:00 <TheRon> Sunbeam: can we talk it over in bed?
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Valerie call on me
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Call on me
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Valerie
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cant uou seeeee
45:00 <Sunbeam> can think of better things to do in bed than talk TheRon
46:00 <TheRon> scrabble?
46:00 <Sunbeam> no...sing lol
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Run for the sun little one your an outlaw once again time to change superman he'll be with is while he caaaaaan in the land of make believe
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Your world is turnin
47:00 <mrwuf> https://gfycat.com/WindyTautFinwhale
47:00 <Sunbeam> Bucks Fizz
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> From night to day
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yaayerr
47:00 <TheRon> sunbean do we ned al green?
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Some werid al polka
47:00 <Sunbeam> let's stay together?
48:00 <blyke> need eat but what hmm
48:00 <shitz> Shoyz
48:00 <blyke> lol
48:00 <shitz> Shitz
48:00 <blyke> shoyz
48:00 <blyke> shitz
48:00 <shitz> Jennifer Gauci
48:00 <blyke> lols
48:00 <morgoth> beer
48:00 <blyke> bugger off
48:00 <blyke> not beer
48:00 <morgoth> seriously
48:00 <blyke> beer is good
48:00 <blyke> :)
48:00 <TheRon> yes!
48:00 <TheRon> you can understand drunk talk
48:00 <TheRon> WD
48:00 <lisa> are you drunk TheRon
48:00 <lisa> i am mildly inebriated myself
48:00 <TheRon> 7th beer
48:00 <Sunbeam> u got yer beer goggles on?
49:00 <shitz> Gowchi
49:00 <blyke> its telstra ip
49:00 <blyke> lols
49:00 <blyke> shitz
49:00 <mrwuf> https://i.redd.it/8qcxytv5q7jy.gif the shortest path is not always straight
49:00 <lisa> 5th for me
49:00 <Sunbeam> <-- sober has a judge
49:00 <lisa> but i'm a cadbury girl
49:00 <Sunbeam> me too
49:00 <Sunbeam> i don't like galaxy
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sunbeam: i like caramac
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cant get it ere tho
49:00 <Sunbeam> me too but it does get sickly
49:00 <TheRon> everybody wants to rule the world
49:00 <Sunbeam> we can get it
49:00 <Sunbeam> tears for fears
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I know
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Finally found a stable source of irn bru
50:00 <Sunbeam> irn bru ...yukkk
50:00 <lisa> lol
50:00 <lisa> sco'ish
50:00 <Sunbeam> yerra know
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Correct
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oor willy
51:00 <Sunbeam> och aye
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The no
51:00 <Sunbeam> there's a moose loose aboot this 'oose
51:00 <b1rd> not stable once i read the code
51:00 <b1rd> haw haw haw
51:00 <b1rd> props tho
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I loved ben nevis
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> N thedrive round loch lomand and ness
52:00 <Sunbeam> lomond
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Drove past speen bridge and stayed on a few islands i forget the names of
52:00 <Sunbeam> evcer been up Ben Lomond?
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Aye that on
52:00 <lisa> hm
52:00 <lisa> really good scottish band
52:00 <lisa> hold please
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Billy connoly on the banjo
53:00 <Sunbeam> bye yon bonnie banks and by yon bonnie braes, where the sun shines bright on loch lomonddddddd
53:00 <lisa> no
53:00 <Sunbeam> where me and my true love won't ever meet again...on the bonnie bonnie banks of loch lomond
53:00 <lisa> frightened rabbit
53:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHpP0SwO0Yg
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frank Turner - The Modern Leper (session) (Apr 28, 2013) Length: 4:33 - Category: Music - 14,166 views views - 124 likes (98.4%), 2 dislikes (1.6%)
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Darlin darlin
54:00 <morgoth> ne fights>
54:00 <morgoth> >?
54:00 <morgoth> srs pissed
54:00 <blyke> nah
54:00 <Sunbeam> you tak the high road and i'll tak the low road
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haah frank turner again
54:00 <TheRon> as the days go by, i get a little closer to
54:00 <lisa> hey i'm nothing if not faithful
54:00 <lisa> there's also a song from his cat
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How dare you
54:00 <lisa> so stay tuned
55:00 <morgoth> almost no one wants to see a space engineeering death match
55:00 <blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kno16FXiLwk
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Street Fighter 2 Drunk Russian Edition - A Funny Video (Jul 22, 2014) Length: 2:03 - Category: Comedy - 1,184,957 views views - 4,058 likes (93.6%), 279 dislikes (6.4%)
55:00 <blyke> a fight
55:00 <Sunbeam> brb
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Aiight we bonnie lass
55:00 <lisa> listen
55:00 <lisa> stop talking
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im on my wau
55:00 <lisa> .
55:00 <TheRon> a little bit closr to you
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Zeesus
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sorry brb lol
55:00 <TheRon> lisa i will pay something that will make you cringe soon
56:00 <deadpandadolls> nuttin like a nice chill sixer of oetinger
56:00 <deadpandadolls> quit alcohol my ass
56:00 <deadpandadolls> haha
56:00 <lisa> i will stand by for that
58:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgpJJ7yYKWU
58:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4aHjq52-dE
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ANGRY ANDERSON - SUDDENLY 1987 (Nov 20, 2011) Length: 4:09 - Category: Film & Animation - 762,212 views views - 2,925 likes (96%), 122 dislikes (4%)
58:00 <lisa> tozza[Mobile]: listen to this as if it's Sega talking to you
58:00 <TheRon> cringing yet?
59:00 <blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk-g6ax-ByI
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: REAL LIFE Street Fighter Car Bonus Stage (Nov 15, 2014) Length: 3:31 - Category: Sports - 2,879,422 views views - 15,162 likes (78.7%), 4,101 dislikes (21.3%)
59:00 <lisa> i cringed so much i closed it
59:00 <lisa> :/
59:00 <TheRon> sorry
00:00 <TheRon> i did warn
00:00 <lisa> listen to my last link
00:00 <lisa> from your cat
00:00 <TheRon> i'm liking angry
00:00 <lisa> that's an oxymoron
01:00 <TheRon> it takes me back
01:00 <lisa> all you ever want to do is drink and watch tv
01:00 <TheRon> whats your point?
02:00 <lisa>  i swear i'm gonna bite you hard, and taste your tinny blood
02:00 <lisa> i know you're strong
03:00 <Glenn> ...mmmm... sorta quiet here tonight. Someone fart in the channel again?
03:00 <TheRon> espeically for you.......
03:00 <Sunbeam> kylie minogue & jason donovan
04:00 <morgoth> why?
04:00 <morgoth> what did that daihatsu do?
04:00 <mrwuf> http://imgur.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/EzHaG
04:00 <TheRon> oh it's bad
04:00 <lisa> i'm proud not to have recognised that lol
04:00 <Sunbeam> why?
04:00 <Sunbeam> cheesy but not that bad lol
04:00 <lisa> sunbeam go and see frank turner live
04:00 <TheRon> cheesier than glen medeiros?
04:00 <Sunbeam> who is frank turner?
05:00 <mrwuf> feeding time at da z00
05:00 <spanish> Evening all
05:00 <lisa> i would give anything to be in the UK right now
05:00 <lisa> just go see him live
05:00 <Sunbeam> nothings gonna change my love for you
05:00 <lisa> you will thank me later
05:00 <Sunbeam> nahhhh
05:00 <Sunbeam> if i ain't heard of them...i dunt wanna spend money checking em out
05:00 <lisa> i will pay for you to go see him live
05:00 <lisa> how's that?
06:00 <MickTaylor> Very quiet Glenn
06:00 <lisa> because i know you'll love it
06:00 <Sunbeam> no thanks
06:00 <Sunbeam> name me one of his hits?
06:00 <lisa> recovery
06:00 <TheRon> i got a bit teary watching kylie and jason
06:00 <Sunbeam> that's the beer TheRon
07:00 <Glenn> Perhaps all out creating mischief somewhere.
07:00 <MickTaylor> Must be D$P day
07:00 <morgoth>  beer
07:00 <lisa> or photosynthesis
07:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1L5zJ2afLs
07:00 <Sunbeam> bringing out your emotional side lol
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frank Turner - Recovery (Mar 4, 2013) Length: 3:37 - Category: Music - 3,981,025 views views - 23,400 likes (97.8%), 527 dislikes (2.2%)
07:00 <TheRon> i know
07:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> mmm this honey on married at first sight
07:00 <TheRon> turn around brigth eyes
07:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> she would be such a nice root
07:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> u would like her TheRon she has HUGE titties
07:00 <lisa> which one Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard
07:00 <lisa> tell me it's not cheryl
07:00 <lisa> she's a fishwife
07:00 <TheRon> thats a given
07:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> the one that got together with the guy that was dumped
07:00 <lisa> predictable lol
07:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> runaway bride guy
08:00 <morgoth> beer saved me from a relationship
08:00 <morgoth> if Id had a relationshiup Id be a pussy
08:00 <spanish> Lol
08:00 <morgoth> but alas, I screw hot chicks
08:00 <Sunbeam> Glenn!!!
08:00 <Glenn> Sunbeam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
08:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
08:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> she's a honey
08:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> what's a fishwife?
08:00 <lisa> she's a fishwife
08:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ^
08:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzsstxPJILA
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frank Turner - Substitute Lyrics (Mar 18, 2013) Length: 3:30 - Category: Music - 124,451 views views - 502 likes (98%), 10 dislikes (2%)
09:00 <Sunbeam> :D
09:00 <morgoth> ne hot chicks?
09:00 <Glenn> Were?
09:00 <morgoth> root for phone credit?
09:00 <Glenn> +h
09:00 <Glenn> wot ? ? ?
09:00 <TheRon> who wants to do paradise by the dashboard light with me
09:00 <lisa> me
09:00 <lisa> pick me
09:00 <Sunbeam> oh yes i have heard frank turner .. I Still Believe
09:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ur not going to explain what a fishwife is?
09:00 <Sunbeam> he sounds like Lucy Spraggan lol
09:00 <TheRon> it never felt so good it never felt so right
09:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> yo u lived in the USA did u ever bang a nigger?
10:00 <morgoth> well it used to be that easy
10:00 <lisa> i never had a girl lookin any betetr than you did
10:00 <lisa> (spelling = beer)
10:00 <lisa> no i was married when i lived there
10:00 <TheRon> but we were barely 17  and we were barely dressed
10:00 <lisa> to not a black person
10:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ahh fishwife
10:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> looolllll
10:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> she is what every man wants
11:00 <lisa> she's only got boobs
11:00 <lisa> she's got nothing else
11:00 <lisa> so yeah, fair enough
11:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> she has a nice bod
11:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> and face
11:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> and she has enthusiasm for days
11:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> and her dad is scottish WIN
11:00 <lisa> plastic surgery will do that
11:00 <TheRon> lisa, hot women are great when they don't speak
11:00 <lisa> ^
11:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lisa ur sexist
11:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lolllz
12:00 <deadpandadolls> when you have some beer and realise your tobacco pouch is almost empty :P
12:00 <lisa> and if music was the food of love, then i'd be a fat romantic slob
12:00 <lisa> music is my substitute for love
12:00 <Picard> ello
12:00 <TheRon> meatloaf is going round to 3rd
12:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> allo dad
12:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> how u bin
12:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> hows mum and my kin
12:00 <lisa> i wrote her 15 songs but still we had to part
12:00 <Picard> anyone wanna watch me jerk off on cam?
12:00 <lisa> um let me think
13:00 <l00peyd0g> you celebrate
13:00 <morgoth> tobacco is for indians
13:00 <morgoth> drugs iz for people who can handle a brew
13:00 <KickOutTheJams> LOLOLOLOLOL
13:00 <KickOutTheJams> deadpandashit
13:00 <KickOutTheJams> b1rd where you at?
13:00 <lisa> no.
13:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> dead i hope
13:00 <Picard> awww cmon lisa
13:00 <sluggz> i will steal blykes cat
13:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> was hoping you were dead
13:00 <sluggz> feed it well
13:00 <sluggz> no thx pictard
13:00 <lisa> i'd only take up tozza[Mobile] on that offer
14:00 <l00peyd0g> never u mind
14:00 <mrwuf> ur friends have abandoned to 2 ur lonely fate
14:00 <sluggz> leave your vagina alone
14:00 <TheRon> baby we can talk all night, but that aint getting us nowhere
15:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> Picard have you been dieting
15:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> because the weight of you hasnt crashed irc yet you fat faggot
15:00 <TheRon> less underage children?
16:00 <MickTaylor> lol @ root4credit
16:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> Picard's soul feeds off of the broken dreams of children
16:00 <TheRon> sorry that's a dickie knee moment
16:00 <lisa> lol
16:00 <lisa> dickie knee
17:00 <blyke> lols
17:00 <blyke> MickTaylor is a blowjob tick artist
17:00 <MickTaylor> blyke is a dhs loser
17:00 <blyke> nup
17:00 <blyke> i pwnd u
17:00 <MickTaylor> Which of these 2 claims are more believable?
17:00 <TheRon> rick astley
18:00 <blyke> that u give blowjobs for crack
18:00 <blyke> it is
18:00 <blyke> u dick head
18:00 <MickTaylor> Or you're livingin housing comission
18:00 <Sutekh> lol
18:00 <MickTaylor> I'd say my claim holds more merit
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Backkk
18:00 <TheRon> tozza[Mobile]: never gonna give you up
19:00 <blyke> so u saying my whole flats are housos
19:00 <blyke> u are so fucken stupid
19:00 <MickTaylor> Let's be honest here, you're a D$P loser and I work
19:00 <MickTaylor> I can just BUY crack if I wanted it
19:00 <blyke> nah but u give blow jobs for it
19:00 <MickTaylor> blyke: If 1 house in a street is houso, does that make all of them houso?
19:00 <blyke> thats your work
19:00 <MickTaylor> No
19:00 <MickTaylor> :)
19:00 <blyke> its a block of flats u idiot
20:00 <MickTaylor> I'm aware of that
20:00 <blyke> this is not redfern
20:00 <blyke> u dickhead
20:00 <MickTaylor> DHS could easily buy 1 unit
20:00 <blyke> no
20:00 <mrwuf> MickTaylor ur here everyday for like 10h 
20:00 <MickTaylor> mrwuf: Hush pleb. You live off your mothers pension
20:00 <mrwuf> so defensive about DSP shesh 
20:00 <MickTaylor> You cannot speak.
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh yes i wish it would rain now down on me
21:00 <blyke> MickTaylor u are are moron
21:00 <mrwuf> whats really going on with you
21:00 <blyke> mrwuf agrees
21:00 <MickTaylor> Yes. I are are moron
21:00 <MickTaylor> Hahaha
21:00 <blyke> you are stupid
21:00 <MickTaylor> mrwuf: It's IRC. I could be anything or anyone. :)
21:00 <blyke> MickTaylor is jen
21:00 <TheRon> it's just a song about ping pong
21:00 <Picard> well, i see the fucktard level is still high in here
22:00 <MickTaylor> I could even be a bot. 
22:00 <blyke> they would think stupid shit like he does
22:00 <blyke> fucken
22:00 <mrwuf> MickTaylor you spend so much time and energy hitting mean keyboard combo's you could of probably solved all those problems which are making you so miserable a hundred times over now
22:00 <blyke> paranoid fucks
22:00 <blyke> all jealous
22:00 <blyke> lols
22:00 <blyke> make up storys that aint real to put me down
22:00 <mrwuf> whats the hold up
22:00 <MickTaylor> :)
22:00 <Epi> https://youtu.be/Cb-srOfRqNc jeeeeez 
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nintendo Switch painful launch (Mar 6, 2017) Length: 12:14 - Category: Gaming - 1,713,691 views views - 64,895 likes (90.4%), 6,900 dislikes (9.6%)
23:00 <morgoth> milo is drugs
23:00 <blyke> morgoth
23:00 <MickTaylor> Is it?
23:00 <blyke> whats sup how many beers now
23:00 <morgoth> fully
23:00 <blyke> fully drunk
23:00 <MickTaylor> Guess that makes me a junkie
23:00 <blyke> lols
23:00 <mrwuf> everyone is really worried about you MickTaylor 
23:00 <MickTaylor> Love Milo
23:00 <morgoth> they com[pla8ning on the raicdo that poplk drink milpo
23:00 <deadpandadolls> cant think of a nice emotional song
23:00 <deadpandadolls> oh oh
23:00 <deadpandadolls> creep
23:00 <deadpandadolls> clint mansel cover
23:00 <Epi> https://i.imgur.com/D5qCibi.mp4
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Picard hows data?
23:00 <sluggz> shut the fuck up ffs
23:00 <TheRon> ting tings - that's not my name
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey sluggz
24:00 <deadpandadolls> MickTaylor listen to dis bro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhwYaEGCpG4
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Live - Lightning Crashes (Acoustic) (Feb 9, 2008) Length: 5:22 - Category: Music - 1,320,398 views views - 2,497 likes (94.5%), 146 dislikes (5.5%)
24:00 <deadpandadolls> I never heard the accoustic version b4 teehe
24:00 <morgoth> fukn driunk as fuk
24:00 <morgoth> hey black peipke drink ber'
24:00 <MickTaylor> This better be worth the load
24:00 <sluggz> hey man
25:00 <morgoth> washing
25:00 <MickTaylor> Ohhhh
25:00 <MickTaylor> Worth the load. :)
25:00 <morgoth> ytou just throw gthe rest in with the wash
25:00 <Epi> you know when they want to enter Picards room they make that door bell chime noise.. and Picard says 'COME' so what if one day, he's mid way ordering some tea from the replicator and is like 'Computer a glass of' *door chime* 'Come' .. 'uhh
26:00 <deadpandadolls> :D
26:00 <deadpandadolls> ehehehe ino right
26:00 <deadpandadolls> sah good
26:00 <deadpandadolls> so worth it
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Make it so
27:00 <morgoth> rootin blak chik s is worth a dime
28:00 <deadpandadolls> best cover of radiohead creep, better than the original https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1XQtRKXdSI
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Creep - Clint Mansell & Coco Sumner (Jan 28, 2014) Length: 4:12 - Category: Music - 323,836 views views - 2,250 likes (99.2%), 18 dislikes (0.8%)
29:00 <amelia> radiohead idioteteque
29:00 <amelia> idioteque
30:00 <mrwuf> https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump 
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> WHEN IN FEELING BLUE ALL I HAVE TO DO IS TAKE A LOOK AT YOU THEN IM NOT SOOO BLUE WHEN IM IN YOUR ARMS NOTHING SEEMS TOO MATTER MY WHOLE WORLD CAN SHATTER I DONT CARE WOULDNT YOU AGREE BABY YOU AND ME GOT A GROOVY KIND OF LOVE
31:00 <Nice1> you're a creep...you're a weirdo
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sorry
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Had to get that out
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Again
31:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> https://www.facebook.com/smosh/videos/10154029718771765/
31:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> every hipster ever
31:00 <b1rd> blue balls son?
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Phil collins b1rd
32:00 <morgoth> blak chick s man, ghey dress up
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Smosh is funny
33:00 <b1rd> ahh
34:00 <Glenn> ...no shit.
34:00 <morgoth> fukn beer man
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol blue balls
34:00 <b1rd> smash out a load tozza[Mobile] 
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha no need cause WHEN IM FEELING BLUE lol
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ibiza
35:00 <b1rd> lol
38:00 <mrwuf> Israel officially decriminalizes marijuana use
40:00 <darkthrone1> g'day
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yad'g
40:00 <darkthrone1> hows it going
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh all good
43:00 <MickTaylor> !ping
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> At work tired as
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> !pong
46:00 <deadpandadolls> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXXKN3ixEzA
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Concierto de Aranjuez: II. Adagio (Oct 4, 2014) Length: - Category: Music - 11 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
46:00 <deadpandadolls> I love this
46:00 <deadpandadolls> awesome guitar version of my favourite piece of music ever
46:00 <spanish> Hello amelia
46:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> im at Dracula
47:00 <amelia> hello spanish friend
47:00 <spanish> How u going
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
47:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> omg cheryl looks so nice in her turqoise dress
47:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> thats my fav colour
47:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i could so rape her right now
48:00 <spanish> Hey tozza
48:00 <amelia> good thanks i had a super day
48:00 <amelia> how are you
48:00 <spanish> U been quite tnite tozza
48:00 <spanish> That's good to hear. I'm good
48:00 <sluggz> lols
48:00 <Nice1> weirdo
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> oh just saw her ass its flat n shit
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> whut
48:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> dont like her nemore man
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Busy at work having a man down n all dosent help
50:00 <sluggz> what u watching?
51:00 <spanish> Oh busy in which area tozza
51:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> married at furst site
53:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> 60 mins comercial bro a mother and son both transitioned
53:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> mum to dad, son to daughter LOLLL freaks
57:00 <blyke> hey slower
58:00 <deadpandadolls> fuck man this loser wont stop calling and threatening to kill me
58:00 <deadpandadolls> he never does anything about it
59:00 <slower> hi there blyke
59:00 <morgoth> wow, gettin raped is such a big thing, you have devote the rest of life to it
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]>  Step by step day by day
00:00 <slower> morgoth???????
00:00 <slower> tozza how often do you do night shifts?
00:00 <slower> ummm afternoon
01:00 <couleurs> who's on FiFa tho???????
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Everyday
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mon - fri
01:00 <slower> permanent?
01:00 <lisa> only fri-sun for me
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ye
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lucky bum!!
01:00 <lisa> 3 days on, 4 days off is a much better balance :D
02:00 <spanish> Which system
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Absolutely
02:00 <slower> better balance would be once a month
02:00 <lisa> i just found out one of my best mates from melb is moving up here
02:00 <lisa> so cool
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> News for you
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And slower thats a perfect world
03:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!!!
03:00 <spanish> Cool
03:00 <deadpandadolls> eh left him this msg "Stop ringing my home phone and leaving death threats Alex. I would think that that was beyond you. There will be repercussions, if you insist with this behaviour. I blocked and deleted you for a reason. Now I know where you reside and I'd prefer not to contact you again, nor do I want to contact the police. But, by God, you continue on down this path, you're going to 
03:00 <deadpandadolls> have to deal with ME. Plain and simple. Get your shit straight and piss off. This doesn't end well."
03:00 <slower> i meant one week every 4
03:00 <slower> if you dont mind then its fine
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> It could be done
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Everything is already built
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 2 day on 5 off
03:00 <slower> just couldnt see myself doing it
04:00 <couleurs> what's your psn 
04:00 <deadpandadolls> somebody needs to rape morgoth
04:00 <deadpandadolls> so he actually has something worth bitching about
04:00 <deadpandadolls> besides the fucking aliens
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dont think we were meant to be slaves lol
04:00 <slower> true
04:00 <slower> is the pay rate better?
05:00 <amelia> But, by God.
05:00 <lisa> pay is good on weekends for nights
05:00 <lisa> *thumbs up*
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> For me i get 20% loading rate
05:00 <lisa> i make around $70/hr on a sunday
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Plus i get to take my boat out weekday mornings then goto work later and irc lol
05:00 <slower> as long as you are happy, its ok
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> jaw dropped
06:00 <mrwuf> making death threats is a crime yo
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Can i live with you lisa
06:00 <lisa> lol
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ill be your gardener
06:00 <lisa> that's 20 yrs of specialised experience in two countries though :P
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Shes a vet
07:00 <mrwuf> i'd recommend you record them and report them to police but your probably better off just ignoring
07:00 <lisa> lol
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Emergency vet
07:00 <slower> ahhhh ok
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not a contract killer
07:00 <lisa> no
07:00 <lisa> emergency vet NURSE
07:00 <lisa> not vet
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> That one
08:00 <mrwuf> for real people that actually planning on hurting you won't call up and warn you about it
08:00 <slower> tozza i thought you misspelt "wet"
08:00 <lisa> vets earn less than i do :/
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol omg
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And oh wow awesome
09:00 <mrwuf> they go from being angry to suddenly super friendly #redflag #run
09:00 <lisa> wb paulynz!
09:00 <paulynz> hey lisa!
12:00 <mrwuf> if you only make friends whoever you go while ignoring people that attack you, you'll be welcome anywhere because you'll never have enemies bro
12:00 <mrwuf> whoever/wherever 
12:00 <sluggz> Hey hey
12:00 <couleurs> n e gingers in ere
12:00 <Lo_Pan> never say frenchman when nigger will do
13:00 <spanish> Hey sluggz
13:00 <sluggz> G'day Spanish
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lo_Pan you say that all the time
13:00 <l00peyD> tosser
13:00 <Lo_Pan> neck up ya fuckin parrot
14:00 <spanish> Hey sluggz
14:00 <couleurs> Hey Screws
14:00 <sluggz> :/
14:00 <Glenn> Good evening all! :)
15:00 <sluggz> Hi couleurs
15:00 <sluggz> Speak up B1RD
15:00 <MickTaylor> For once I agree with mrwuf
15:00 <MickTaylor> [21:06:23] <mrwuf> making death threats is a crime yo
15:00 <MickTaylor> [21:07:15] <mrwuf> i'd recommend you record them and report them to police but your probably better off just ignoring
15:00 <MickTaylor> #Truth
16:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> u found a nice slut with green eyes yet Lo_Pan?
16:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lolz
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He gonna marry both women
16:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> https://youtu.be/YqBIgCb7dv0
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: William Burroughs: Advice for Young People (Nov 8, 2009) Length: 2:19 - Category: Education - 292,195 views views - 2,072 likes (98.8%), 25 dislikes (1.2%)
16:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol toz
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/gCy1O96v/1488881813.JPG
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thank u mr vending machine
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey glenn
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup l00pey
17:00 <Glenn> Hey tozza[Mobile]! :)
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> B1rd Lo_Pan called you a parrot
18:00 <Glenn> ...as in turkey! <*roflmao*>
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mmm turkey
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Now i want a twix
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Twirls are great but twix is like the one that got away now
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Worry not as i will be reunited tomorrow night
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> After only 3 hoirs sleep n getting ip at 5:30 am is it a good idea to go home and drink beer lol
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I dont think im gonna be able too
20:00 <sluggz> mmmmm TWIRL
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Like like a smoother flake innit
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cant wait to go fishing in the morning
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> New boat new days
22:00 <MickTaylor> Nice
22:00 <MickTaylor> What'd it set ya back?
22:00 <MickTaylor> tozza[Mobile]: Are you still supporting that Jew with the hat?
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I had to he answered my request for twirls and twix
23:00 <spanish> Nice tozza
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ye
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No more shitty joce bars
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Jive
24:00 <spanish> Is there work  much work on 11,000
25:00 <spanish> Hello
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Get to work boi
26:00 <MickTaylor> lolol
26:00 <spanish> I'm slaying potatos
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ofcourse you are you spud
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah but the 55s are flat out
27:00 <spanish> Oh ok
27:00 <MickTaylor> Sup bro?
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im browsing fishing rods lol
27:00 <Picard> fukl
27:00 <Picard> -l
28:00 <sluggz> Nice one tozza where ya fishing?
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Port phillip
28:00 <sluggz> :)
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Close by you know but ill go more fresh water on weekends now i have a boat again
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Make it so
29:00 <MickTaylor> Stranger: Speak up
29:00 <Stranger> wat u want?
29:00 <MickTaylor> Sup bro?
29:00 <Stranger> not much
29:00 <Stranger> same old shit
29:00 <Stranger> you?
29:00 <sluggz> I miss the times with dad fishing goulburn river mostly..we had little tinny 15 HP mercury
30:00 <MickTaylor> Same man
30:00 <sluggz> Eildon was mad
31:00 <sluggz> Dad lived in Seymour 5 mins from river
31:00 <sluggz> Good times man
32:00 <sluggz> Used to stay nagambie caravan park fucken best
33:00 <sluggz> Conversation killer much lols
33:00 <sluggz> :/
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha sorry man work has me tied up
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats awesome memories man
34:00 <Kynetic> at work
34:00 <Kynetic> laying on the ground writhing
34:00 <Kynetic> with just one hand free to type on irc
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
35:00 <sluggz> Lols
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah my printer is pulling the stock spastic im tryna save it
35:00 <Kynetic> see how long it took him to type lol
35:00 <Kynetic> ugh
35:00 <Kynetic> printers
35:00 <Kynetic> every IT persons nightmare
35:00 <Kelevra> Kynetic snoopygunship is trying to get in touch with you about tomorrow
35:00 <Kynetic> i swear 75% of my time is dedicated to printers
35:00 <sluggz> We used to set springers n shit caught a few big cods
35:00 <sluggz> :D
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/iIKn3SPz/1488796531.JPG
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> See the stock is creasing can cause a headstrike n ruin the print
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Springers sluggz?
36:00 <Kynetic> that looks like one fancy printer
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What type of printers Kynetic
36:00 <spanish> Fucking stock
36:00 <Kynetic> Kelevra is he?
36:00 <Kynetic> where is he?
37:00 <mrwuf> with b1rd
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/MGrJjtLX/1488796609.JPG
37:00 <Kynetic> tozza im almost embarrassed to say
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Xp hp5500 im in charge of three of the fuckers
37:00 <Kynetic> but because i dont make the decisions ill tell you
37:00 <Kynetic> Ricoh
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ahh haha
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Like a lil baby roland
37:00 <sluggz> Tozza ya van use an old bike tube tie to a snag with big dirty hook 
37:00 <morgoth> drunk in poubluc
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha sounds sexy sluggz
37:00 <sluggz> N bait obvously
38:00 <Kynetic> tozza that looks hot
38:00 <morgoth> im gonna smash soume bbers
38:00 <Kynetic> what are you printing?
38:00 <Kynetic> billboards?
38:00 <sluggz> Highly illegal
39:00 <sluggz> Speak up B1RD
39:00 <morgoth> piissed as ful
39:00 <morgoth> k
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh Kynetic
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We do bill boards and banners and flatbed printing and solvents like mesh and adhesive vinyl
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/oNx6CieZ/1488796887.JPG
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/DbQshunY/1488796931.JPG
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Id show more but my print is gonna fuck up lol
43:00 <couleurs> cool ping pong tables
44:00 <Glenn> ...mmmmm... a few years ago, I was sending stuffs to China to get printed, bill board size.
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Glenn i can do anything
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Backlit doublesided backlit fronlit blockout , ultrasmooth blockout
45:00 <spanish> Yes u can tooze
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Spanish the backup support slooder
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yayy fish fight
47:00 <Glenn> Been a little while since I last wandered the streets in JiangNing and NanJing... no idea how things have progressed over there.
47:00 <spanish> Always
48:00 <darkthrone1> gday
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuck ran out of stock for this print
49:00 <sluggz> B1RD boe
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What a cunt
50:00 <amelia> hi darkthrone1
50:00 <amelia> aloha pauly
50:00 <spanish> Hey my friend
50:00 <paulynz> hi amelia
50:00 <amelia> hey spanish friend
50:00 <spanish> Time for cake
51:00 <amelia> yum
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 4 day old cake mmm
52:00 <amelia> hahaha
52:00 <spanish> Still got cake over
52:00 <amelia> cake is cake
52:00 <spanish> No too my
52:00 <blyke> urinal cake
52:00 <blyke> lols
52:00 <blyke> hi Stranger
52:00 <Stranger> hi blyke
53:00 <blyke> are u the one i love
53:00 <blyke> Stranger
53:00 <amelia> hahahahahaha
53:00 <Stranger> hopefully not
53:00 <blyke> dam
53:00 <spanish> Cake will be good still
53:00 <MickTaylor> Gonna get in shit?
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha nahh
55:00 <blyke> BallaratBallarat
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just under estimated 2m for a 6m print
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Rolls have to be used up so all good
56:00 <blyke> are u the one i love
56:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
56:00 <blyke> lol
56:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> k
56:00 <MickTaylor> That's alright
56:00 <MickTaylor> I hate this "business hours" bs
56:00 <MickTaylor> Makes it hard to run a side biz
57:00 <blyke> Paedophile_Slayer are u the one i love
57:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> you may be 
57:00 <blyke> k
57:00 <blyke> cool
57:00 <Stranger> match made in heaven
57:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> not enough kiddy diddlers
58:00 <sluggz> Blyke have u got any bud?
58:00 <blyke> no i dont buy weed
58:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> I like to make kids talk to me
58:00 <darkthrone1> g'day
58:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> cos iM a cop
58:00 <blyke> lols
59:00 <blyke> nice
59:00 <sluggz> Blyke are you the one I love?
59:00 <blyke> are u 
59:00 <blyke> i dont know
59:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> random pullings
59:00 <sluggz> I think I love you blyke
59:00 <blyke> but you are a guy?
59:00 <sluggz> No
59:00 <blyke> cool then
59:00 <blyke> if u want
59:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> I love indian men who decide that life is their toy
00:00 <sluggz> Lol I'm maphrodite
00:00 <blyke> lols
00:00 <blyke> nice
00:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> nah you just get the gang togethre and do what you want, no one cares
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
00:00 <MickTaylor> "Contact us during business hours"
01:00 <sluggz> Stfu peado fag
01:00 <blyke> sluggz how big are your boobs
01:00 <darkthrone1> hows it going
01:00 <blyke> slow
01:00 <sluggz> F cup
01:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> like thsi arab dude who usedth goivt to rob me, I nulke fallujah
01:00 <Stranger> wow f cup
01:00 <Stranger> my dreams have come true
01:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> sucks
01:00 <MickTaylor> As if people need to go home
02:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> arans ulhy
02:00 <blyke> omg
02:00 <blyke> if f bigger than d
02:00 <blyke> is
02:00 <sluggz> My nipples look like brickies thumbs
02:00 <blyke> awesome
02:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> arabs have small penii,whjt eythy try an d capture
03:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> arabs evolved small penii from fuckin naught ckids
03:00 <darkthrone1> i like perky nipples on a giel
03:00 <sluggz> Fuck off pedo
03:00 <sluggz> I have a perky dick
03:00 <blyke> lols
04:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> arabs have a dick?
04:00 <Stranger> they devolved
04:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> a nub maytber
04:00 <darkthrone1> you mean a clit
04:00 <sluggz> Speak up b1rd
04:00 <darkthrone1> clits are pretty small 
05:00 <sluggz> My clit is 5 1/4 "
05:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> horrifc
05:00 <blyke> lol
05:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> ?
05:00 <Stranger> you could knot it sluggz
06:00 <Stranger> party trick
06:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> arabs fuckm kids
06:00 <sluggz> Smells like smoked cod atm
06:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> wow
06:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> eupahemiusm
06:00 <Kelevra> wow you guys seem ultra attractive
07:00 <blyke> hi cheeky smile
07:00 <sluggz> Ban this pedo fuck
07:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> kids are just kids
07:00 <sluggz> Hey kelevra 
07:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> they dont need to be torturtered for inforn\
07:00 <Kelevra> hey sluggz
07:00 <sluggz> How you doin?
07:00 <blyke> Kelevra is cleverer
07:00 <blyke> than you
07:00 <blyke> lols
08:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> drug addict seller
08:00 <sluggz> Blyke you make song about me?
08:00 <blyke> i used all my non talent
08:00 <blyke> up
09:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> ask blyke what happend to paedopheiles in usa
09:00 <blyke> i dont know
09:00 <blyke> what
09:00 <blyke> happened
09:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> good bye
09:00 <sluggz> You have talent blyke
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Spanish is the one sluggz loves
09:00 <sluggz> Indeed tozzballs
09:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> we dont want our kids raped to deathe by heroes
10:00 <sluggz> Ban pedo
10:00 <sluggz> Fuck off cunt
10:00 <sluggz> Blyke is tozza the one Spanish loves?
11:00 <darkthrone1> i might go watch some pornos
11:00 <sluggz> Dirty ped0 dog
12:00 <spanish> Really tozza
13:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> lwanbzazans is a peadop[p
13:00 <sluggz> Spanish how you doin?
13:00 <Kelevra> sluggz good thanks, yourself?
13:00 <sluggz> I'm good :)
13:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> \help urselkf
14:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> bring it colin
14:00 <Kelevra> where is nothing? has he become something?
14:00 <sluggz> Pedo you are shit
14:00 <Kelevra> we can't lose him
14:00 <sluggz> No 
14:00 <sluggz> We cant
14:00 <Kelevra> I peed a circle around him and all
14:00 <sluggz> Lols
14:00 <Kelevra> I protected him from the wolves
15:00 <sluggz> Yeah?
15:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> I kill kiddy fiddlkers like coilin barnett
15:00 <Kelevra> Paedophile_Slayer is fairly boring by the looks of
15:00 <Kelevra> it
15:00 <sluggz> Pedo bs
15:00 <Kelevra> does b1rdy want acracker
15:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> horrific
15:00 <sluggz> B1RD is gone
15:00 <Kelevra> there's a cracker
16:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> why would you do that to your own familyt?
16:00 <Kelevra> why do you exist?
16:00 <sluggz> Pedo shut it
16:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> you think the burnings have sytopped?
16:00 <sluggz> What is it to merely exist
16:00 <Kelevra> who the fuck is this clown sluggz?
16:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> pillar of flwme
17:00 <Kelevra> 'it' seems like an odd ball of a being
17:00 <sluggz> A total moron 
17:00 <Kelevra> seems that way indeed
17:00 <sluggz> Totes 
17:00 <sluggz> Props
17:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> gather round we got nuther nigger burning]
18:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> Kelevra you want be joan of arc?
18:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> THANK GOD
18:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> PICARD THE FAT CUNT
18:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> RIP
18:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> die in hell
19:00 <sluggz> Show kelevra  some respect you scum tat
19:00 <sluggz> Rat
19:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> yeah sluts get respect
19:00 <sluggz> All in micktaylor
19:00 <sluggz> She isn't a slut u loser
20:00 <sluggz> Get outta here 
20:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> kelevra isnt a slut?
20:00 <sluggz> You blind?
20:00 <sluggz> Fuck face
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Woo paradise just started on 104
21:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> https://www.facebook.com/missi.graves666
21:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> sehe siucks our dicl
21:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> k
21:00 <slower> Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard he speaks highly of you
23:00 <slower> it would have had a better impact if you had said it while he was actualy here
24:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> horrifiuc
24:00 <sluggz> Hi
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yo
25:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> why?
25:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> why would you do that to your own family?
25:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> bet he does
25:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> tiny dick havin faggot
25:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> carrot cock
26:00 <sluggz> Lol mmm carrot cake
27:00 <sluggz> Who's profile?
27:00 <slower> you must be close to him, having all that personal information
27:00 <sluggz> Who ?
27:00 <slower> Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard
28:00 <sluggz> Kelevs?
28:00 <sluggz> Pedo why post that profile?
28:00 <sluggz> Close to who...jason?
29:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> becuase I rule esaryh
29:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> cuts hwi y-fuck get fucked
29:00 <partay> lol retard hour?
29:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lololl
29:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> he took a pic n sent it to bronniez
30:00 <sluggz> Lol spazzed
30:00 <sluggz> Renox hour
30:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> sasha grey noit fucke d enough dudes
31:00 <amelia> goth you've had too many beers m8
31:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> truely horrifuc
31:00 <blyke> lol
31:00 <blyke> `Madman
31:00 <b1rd> Ay?
31:00 <sluggz> Him n lumeah?
32:00 <`Madman> hi
32:00 <blyke> hi
32:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> sasha geryu noyt fucked enough dudes'
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And ah I will walk 500 miles
32:00 <sluggz> Lmao that song
33:00 <partay> Paedophile_Slayer ease up on the crack
33:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> why?
33:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> why would you do that to innocents?
33:00 <partay> amelia im hungry
33:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> eat
33:00 <partay> amelia makes the best sammiches
33:00 <sluggz> B1rd you staying there for good boe?
34:00 <amelia> make yo ass a sammich
34:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> shes lost
34:00 <amelia> im found
34:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> amelia is a bunt]
34:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> cmon cunt
34:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> you n me
34:00 <amelia> wot kind of bunt
34:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> losyt
34:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> mexicunt
35:00 <amelia> o ye
35:00 <mrwuf> whats ur fav sammich
35:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> meat
35:00 <mrwuf> I like pastrami w/ sweet mustard or ham n beetroot
35:00 <sluggz> Fark man
35:00 <sluggz> Whipped boe
36:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> oh ok you gay
36:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> hidfe bheind italy'\
36:00 <amelia> chicken, avo, crisp lettuce
36:00 <mrwuf> with mayo??????
36:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> gay
36:00 <amelia> maybe jus a lil bit
36:00 <mrwuf> savage af
36:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> gays
36:00 <sluggz> Night all except pedo
36:00 <amelia> beetroot will be good in it too tho
37:00 <sluggz> Bad night to you pedo
37:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> gays need lessoins
37:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> otetrwixse they fuck kids
37:00 <deadpandadolls> hi Paedophile_Slayer do you only slay paedophiles
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sidlo water
37:00 <deadpandadolls> what about yourself son?
37:00 <deadpandadolls> is there no bad in you that requires slaying?
37:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> i nevah fucked nuffin
37:00 <sluggz> Fuck this pedo shit I'm out
37:00 <deadpandadolls> I think, Paedophile_Slayer that you need to overdose.
38:00 <deadpandadolls> :/
38:00 <deadpandadolls> might save somebody that you'd otherwise kill in the future!
38:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> gays feel like gays rule the worldf byut theyt on earute\th
38:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> goodbye gays
38:00 <deadpandadolls> woah
38:00 <partay> the fucking tobor
38:00 <deadpandadolls> so in secret
38:00 <deadpandadolls> you are gay?
39:00 <tobor> a-hoyhoy
39:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> GAYS ARE TRASH
39:00 <deadpandadolls> You are gay
39:00 <deadpandadolls> shhhhhh babes
39:00 <deadpandadolls> shhh
39:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> KILL AQLL TEHE GAYS
39:00 <deadpandadolls> tis k babes
39:00 <deadpandadolls> how do you know you arent gay?
39:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> GAYS IS GAYS
39:00 <deadpandadolls> have you ever kissed a guy?
39:00 <deadpandadolls> man you might enjoy it
39:00 <deadpandadolls> and jerking a guy off as he jerks you off
39:00 <mrwuf> man you guys are tripping so many AFP flags you're all going 2 get ur meta data inspected 4 reals
39:00 <sluggz> Let me see ya whoop whoop whoop whoop that pussy babay
40:00 <deadpandadolls> there's porn for that bro it might make you happy
40:00 <sluggz> Kiss my man pussy
40:00 <partay> robot... another easy day at the office?
40:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> FONT NEED MY ASS FIUCKED TO KNOW YOUR GAY
40:00 <deadpandadolls> Paedophile_Slayer all you need is a kiss from a guy
40:00 <deadpandadolls> u b happi
40:00 <tobor> stressful day at the office, just finished
40:00 <blyke> i hugged my cat
40:00 <blyke> lols
40:00 <deadpandadolls> all this hate got u wrought up
40:00 <sluggz> Blyke cute
40:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> GAYS
40:00 <deadpandadolls> I think you secretly are gay
40:00 <tobor> what's wrong with being gay
40:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> DED GAYS\]\
40:00 <sluggz> What's cats name?
40:00 <sluggz> Tilly?
40:00 <sluggz> Boom booomnboom lemme hear ya say wayo...
40:00 <sluggz> Way!
40:00 <sluggz> 0
40:00 <sluggz> Bbb
41:00 <deadpandadolls> Paedophile_Slayer is gay irl
41:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> WHAT A POOF
41:00 <l00peyd0g> need to train bad dog
41:00 <deadpandadolls> so sad how gay u r
41:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> TALKING IT OUT ON A CAT
41:00 <deadpandadolls> just admit it
41:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> GAY
41:00 <l00peyd0g> well.. she aint that bad 
41:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> YOU GIT NOITHIGT BYT GAY
41:00 <tobor> it's 2017.  people can be gay
41:00 <deadpandadolls> I just had six beers l00peyd0g
41:00 <deadpandadolls> was so good ey
41:00 <deadpandadolls> lolz
41:00 <deadpandadolls> gonna hog some subway
41:00 <sluggz> Drunk pando
41:00 <deadpandadolls> nom nom nom
41:00 <l00peyd0g> didnt u say an hour ago u quit alcohol
41:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> GAYS
41:00 <l00peyd0g> ur a fuckhead mate
42:00 <deadpandadolls> nah i said
42:00 <l00peyd0g> i dont believe a word u said
42:00 <deadpandadolls> like
42:00 <deadpandadolls> so much for quitting
42:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> KILL GAYS
42:00 <l00peyd0g> u didnt have six beers
42:00 <tobor> how u doin mr partay?
42:00 <deadpandadolls> or something was the last thing i said
42:00 <l00peyd0g> Liar.
42:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> ROUND UP THE GAYS AND SHOVE THEM IN THE SHITTER
42:00 <deadpandadolls> I didnt promise you id stop drinking
42:00 <deadpandadolls> so im not technically a liar
42:00 <deadpandadolls> I said b4 i bought a sixer
42:00 <l00peyd0g> there is no way i can prove anything 
43:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> GAYS NEED ECERXCISE
43:00 <deadpandadolls> [19:26] <deadpandadolls> nuttin like a nice chill sixer of oetinger
43:00 <deadpandadolls> [19:26] <deadpandadolls> quit alcohol my ass
43:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> SHOVE THEM INS THE SHITTER
43:00 <deadpandadolls> see
43:00 <deadpandadolls> Paedophile_Slayer I'll shove it up your arse
43:00 <deadpandadolls> srsly
43:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> YUR GAY
43:00 <tobor> y u guise fite 4
43:00 <deadpandadolls> u gotta want some dick with that nick
43:00 <l00peyd0g> i really waasnt paying atten tio n
43:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> GAY
43:00 <deadpandadolls> tobor stop acting like a little bbay
43:00 <deadpandadolls> baby*
43:00 <deadpandadolls> does my head in
43:00 <tobor> no i think u meant bbay
43:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> LITTEL KIDDE FUKER
43:00 <deadpandadolls> lol
44:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> GAY
44:00 <deadpandadolls> A dude acting like a chick = tobor
44:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> OH NOES
44:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> ACCIDEENT'
44:00 <tobor> r u fitin 4 legos
44:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> GOODBYE GAYS'
44:00 <deadpandadolls> right.
44:00 <deadpandadolls> say what
44:00 <deadpandadolls> I will not say hello to you!
44:00 <sluggz> Speak up t1rd
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Look out below here comes a brother with a offbeat flow i just fell from the mother ship
45:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> GAY
45:00 <deadpandadolls> you love licking assholes
45:00 <deadpandadolls> ur pathetic
45:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> GAQY
45:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> FAGGOT
45:00 <deadpandadolls> you should kill yourself Paedophile_Slayer
45:00 <deadpandadolls> and that's the funny part
45:00 <deadpandadolls> I know who you are
45:00 <tobor> wheres Kelevra and Kynetic
45:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> FAGGOT ARSELICKER
45:00 <deadpandadolls> and how much you hate yourself
45:00 <mrwuf> just add element to ignore and move on with your life
45:00 <l00peyd0g> be loud be queer just not in the channel u cunts
45:00 <deadpandadolls> fuck cares where mel is
45:00 <l00peyd0g> dont needa hear yas
45:00 <deadpandadolls> for once she isn't here going on about how slutty she is
45:00 <tobor> o
45:00 <deadpandadolls> tobor you need a root bro
45:00 <mrwuf> did you take ur boat out tozza
45:00 <sluggz> Slip don't trip
45:00 <sluggz> Lol
46:00 <deadpandadolls> ask Paedophile_Slayer
46:00 <deadpandadolls> she's willing
46:00 <deadpandadolls> get your disgusting, coughing face off of my dick, Paedophile_Slayer
46:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> FAGGOT
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hha sluggz
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Only mordi wuf
46:00 <mrwuf> cool
47:00 <deadpandadolls> lolll
47:00 <l00peyd0g> heres the biggest cocksucker of em all
47:00 <deadpandadolls> you have issues
47:00 <deadpandadolls> never understood why u hate him loops
47:00 <deadpandadolls> LOL
47:00 <deadpandadolls> hahaha
47:00 <l00peyd0g> i dont hate no1
47:00 <sluggz> Put your nanny on my tounge lol
47:00 <b1rd> Mrpoof
47:00 <sluggz> Shake that ass and make me cum
47:00 <sluggz> Lol mrpuf
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Other version says booty
47:00 <sluggz> Yeah I know
48:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> YOU GONNA PUNSIGS KIFDS FOR BEINGS KIDS FAGGOT?
48:00 <deadpandadolls> yeah u still wana fuck mel
48:00 <deadpandadolls> ey
48:00 <deadpandadolls> ;)
48:00 <deadpandadolls> punsigs
48:00 <l00peyd0g> who
48:00 <deadpandadolls> PUNSIG U 4EVA
48:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> FAGGOT
48:00 <sluggz> There was heaps
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Well sorrrrry
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh i had the single when i was a kid
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Went local cd shop with mum and im like do you have hocus pocus heres johnny
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mate i was a cool 5 year old aye
48:00 <sluggz> Sorry?
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mum was like wtf is that
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha nothin meant by the sorry sluggz juz playin
49:00 <Kelevra> who does
49:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> FAGGOTS DIE
49:00 <tobor> hey Kelevra
49:00 <sluggz> I had it too
49:00 <sluggz> Hocus pocus
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How old r y
49:00 <sluggz> Bam bam bam o chi bam bam bam
50:00 <Nice1> you are insane 
50:00 <l00peyd0g> umm everyone dies buddy
50:00 <l00peyd0g> fuk sorry dude
50:00 <tobor> Kynetic wake up ok
50:00 <Kelevra> hey tobor, how'd the ladies trip go?
50:00 <l00peyd0g> u didnt know
50:00 <tobor> yea good
50:00 <Kelevra> that's awesome
50:00 <tobor> <:
50:00 <Kelevra> did you get the vacuuming done before she back with vengance?
50:00 <sluggz> Push the little daisies
50:00 <sluggz> N make em come up
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Any dj make da bass drums go like
50:00 <sluggz> lol yes
51:00 <tobor> i did
51:00 <Kelevra> good man
51:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> ITS 2017, FAGGOTS DIE
51:00 <tobor> did 4 loads of washing
51:00 <tobor> cleaned upstairs, even cleaned my car.  well inside
51:00 <partay> robot is house trained
51:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> WOW,UBER FA
51:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> G
51:00 <sluggz> Gotta DL h johnny
51:00 <sluggz> Fuck yeah
52:00 <partay> husband material right there
52:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> GOODBYE GAY
52:00 <partay> back off ladies he's taken
52:00 <tobor> heh
52:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> EVREYONE DAY GOODBYE TO THE GAY
52:00 <partay> Kelevra dont get any ideas
52:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> HES GPOING AWEAY NOW
52:00 <tobor> yea Kelevra
52:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> GOODBYE BAGU\Y
52:00 <deadpandadolls> I am watching a doco on the persecution of women during the witch trials in America
53:00 <tobor> /ignore Paedophile_Slayer
53:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> GAYS WATCH TV?
53:00 <tobor> deadpandadolls:  i saw goody proctor with THE DEVIL!
53:00 <l00peyd0g> might have a gaytime
53:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> NOT ENOGHUGH GAYS ON THE INNERTHET
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Like happy hardcore isnt it
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 99 red balloons happy hardcore lol
54:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> MORE GAYS PLX
54:00 <tobor> sigh, long day
54:00 <tobor> how has everyones monday been
54:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> GAY
54:00 <l00peyd0g> golden gaYtimes so goood
54:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> ALMOST NOONE HAS FUCKEN ATSE\
54:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> MORE GAY
54:00 <sluggz> Dunno man
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> My gawd moite
54:00 <sluggz> Fuck those Sydney faggots
54:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> if ne of u asshole licking fgts go n see adele i will go to your house and shit in down your pets throats
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/LT_zAhO_1DA
54:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> and throw them thru the window
55:00 <l00peyd0g> fuk up queer cunt
55:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> GSAY GAY GAY 
55:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> WE NEED SO MUCH GAY WE FONDBT NEED GAY
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Happy Hardcore Anthems 99 Red Balloons YouTube (Oct 3, 2015) Length: 5:36 - Category: People & Blogs - 5,644 views views - 30 likes (93.8%), 2 dislikes (6.3%)
56:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> LIKE A GAY MAN ON THE BRINK OF BEING GAY
56:00 <l00peyd0g> i bet this cunt gets bashed by his bf
56:00 <l00peyd0g> dont u Paedophile_Slayer
56:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> GAY'
56:00 <partay> robot very public servanty
56:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> NOT ENOIUGFF GAY
56:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> THE MORE GAY THE BETTER
57:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> GAYT GATY AHAY
57:00 <partay> Kynetic
57:00 <tobor> good stuff partay.  wouldn't want you putting more than a couple of hours in
57:00 <partay> robot.. too right
57:00 <partay> i only went for 2 x coffee's too
57:00 <partay> restrained myself
57:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> i LIKE TO GET OIN A BOAYT WIT OTHER GAY S ANDBE GAYU
57:00 <slower> people who know talent went
58:00 <amelia> goku
58:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> ASK ABOUT GAY LIFETING
58:00 <amelia> i aint never heard of no gayu
58:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> HOW MANY GAYS THERE ARE
58:00 <sluggz> Adele is great
58:00 <sluggz> U jelly little pruck
59:00 <deadpandadolls> dude just loves gay people
59:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> GAY
59:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> NOT ENOUGH GAY PPL IN THE N[MINCER
59:00 <deadpandadolls> you are?
59:00 <deadpandadolls> on your dick, you mean?
59:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> MININVG GAYS
59:00 <deadpandadolls> what about me bro
59:00 <deadpandadolls> I want some of that dick
59:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> GAYS GAYS AYS
00:00 <deadpandadolls> I am going to kiss-suck the fuck outta ur dick
00:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> GAY'
00:00 <deadpandadolls> do the Volcano position on me bro
00:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> NEONE SEE A H GAYU WITH OYUT  THYE GAY FETHATRE
00:00 <deadpandadolls> do me in the ass and throw up on my back!
00:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> OK IMMA THROW UP
01:00 <tobor> geez partay, hope you're gonna take it easy tomorrow
01:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> GAY HGAYU AYAY
01:00 <partay> robot I will be taking your advice
02:00 <MuGgSY> sluuts
02:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> GTHIS IS LKIKE THAT TIME BORIS TRIED TO CONCVONE ME HIS DICK WAS A MANTELPEIVES
02:00 <tobor> yes, MuGgSY?
02:00 <tobor> reporting for duty
02:00 <partay> MuGgSY ircer from another life
02:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> SURS FORM MANGLING LANGUAE'
02:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> she look like she ate Fat Bastard
03:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> PYUT THIS DICK IN YUR MOUTH AND EVERYTH EINGY BE APPLES
03:00 <sluggz> I'd eat her fat bastard
03:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> she wont stop calling me saying hello from the other side, i think shes lost her shit boe
03:00 <partay> Lol_Ron do you ever take a breath ?
04:00 <tobor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPv9yKC76hE
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kitten Academy Live Stream (Date not found) Length: 0:00 - Category: Pets & Animals - - 186,608 likes (93.3%), 13,449 dislikes (6.7%)
04:00 <tobor> live kittens
04:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> my heart would be poundin wit fear if she was on top of me in bed bro
04:00 <partay> Adele would eat you alive
04:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> loooooollllllllll no i sit down watchin tele thinkin of all the complaints i gotta make on irc
05:00 <mrwuf> ok so whats everyones favourite sandwich
05:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> KITTEN
05:00 <sluggz> His meds make him talk alot
05:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> Bones is fat now
05:00 <sluggz> And fidgety keyboard fingers
05:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
05:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> like im on ice
05:00 <sluggz> You are on it I reckon
05:00 <partay> ease up tiger
05:00 <sluggz> Lols
06:00 <paulynz> good night
06:00 <tobor> red
06:00 <tobor> a red sandwich
07:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> GAY
07:00 <partay> the ones amelia makes
07:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> I FEEL LIKE LIFE HAS GIVENUP ON ME
08:00 <amelia> thnx i put dem in my PaNiNi press
08:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> how insulting
08:00 <sluggz> How do you administer man?
08:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> anally
08:00 <sluggz> Inject?
08:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> -l
08:00 <sluggz> Lolz
08:00 <sluggz> Shelf
08:00 <sluggz> Rofl
09:00 <partay> i hope your panini press isnt what i think it is
09:00 <sluggz> How much u need per day?
09:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> honestly wouldnt know how to do it
09:00 <sluggz> Do what?
10:00 <tobor> lol.  i thought amelia said she puts them in her panini dress
10:00 <mrwuf> I wanna try one of amelia punami pressed sammiches
10:00 <sluggz> Your telling me you've never smoked ice
10:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> once
10:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> it wasnt good
10:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> like I didnt enjoy it
10:00 <sluggz> Lies lies lies lies
11:00 <mrwuf> sounds devine
11:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> WOW
11:00 <deadpandadolls> subway is so good
11:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> JUST WOA
11:00 <MuGgSY> tobar thats the coolest reply ive ever got
11:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> W
11:00 <amelia> bahaahhaahahahah
11:00 <deadpandadolls> I hope Paedophile_Slayer gets home invaded tonight
11:00 <MuGgSY> its been 17 yrs n tobar finally replies the way i like
11:00 <deadpandadolls> and stabbed up
11:00 <deadpandadolls> something to cry about tomorrow
11:00 <deadpandadolls> more than his tiny dick
11:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> SLUTS TAKING OER THYE IJNETR WEBES
11:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I wouldnt know where to get it
11:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> friend brought it around and he lit it up in a light globe lol
11:00 <sluggz> You seem to forget our convos a long time ago...maybe the meth has affected your memory?
12:00 <MuGgSY> partay ull always rem n love me for my 6 monthly visits
12:00 <deadpandadolls> hopefully gets his tiny dick cut off 2
12:00 <deadpandadolls> split in half and stitched in to his nostrels
12:00 <deadpandadolls> loser
12:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> YOU COULDNT TAKE YOUR DISH
12:00 <tobor> lol
12:00 <sluggz> Its easily accessible
12:00 <sluggz> You know this bro
12:00 <sluggz> But I believe ya man
13:00 <mrwuf> so cool having a cat
13:00 <partay> MuGgSY you remember the good old days when youd get tits on request
13:00 <mrwuf> no need to wash dishes and dry them etc boring (sad!)
13:00 <MuGgSY> so is the teens channel still around
13:00 <MuGgSY> ill always be 17 on irc 
13:00 <MuGgSY> :P
13:00 <mrwuf> you just leave ur dirty dishes on table and cats lick em clean
13:00 <mrwuf> BAM clean plates
13:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> OW ACCIDENT
13:00 <Kelevra> partay I know tobor is taken I wasn't getting any ideas
13:00 <partay> picard still hangs out there
14:00 <Kelevra> I was genuwinely concerned about him vacuuming
14:00 <partay> Kelevra all the ladies make a play for robot
14:00 <Kelevra> it plays on my mind
14:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> GAYS NEED TO DIE
14:00 <MuGgSY> everyone needs to die
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
14:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I've never been a big drug user
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 11:11 PM <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> friend brought it around and he lit it up in a light globe lol
14:00 <starfish> lols
14:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I'm not forgetting any conversations sluggz, we've obviously never had any.
14:00 <sluggz> Sif ya haven't used a cracky.....lies
14:00 <sluggz> Why deny it
14:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> only done meth once with a prostitute and her friend
15:00 <Kynetic> this one time me and tobor went to dreamworld 
15:00 <Kynetic> and he was all like oh hey man come check out this ride its the best
15:00 <tobor> it's true i was there
15:00 <Kynetic> and he took me to the kids ball pit.. this was back in nineteen ninety eight when undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and he plummetted 16ft through an announcers table
15:00 <partay> Kynetic Paedophile_Slayer needs a small timeout
15:00 <sluggz> Light globe?
15:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> no, pipe
15:00 <partay> i feel ive missed out.. Ive never had meth, ice, or speed 
15:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> they came around we got high
15:00 <mrwuf> bought a new chair 2 day
15:00 <sluggz> Now u change story... why?
15:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> H
15:00 <partay> mrwuf a pc chair ?
15:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I said I only tried ice once
15:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> and I've tried meth once
15:00 <mrwuf> http://www.bcf.com.au/Product/Wanderer-Reclining-Lounger/520324
16:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> I CHEDKED OUT ALL THE RIDES THEY BROEK NE,
16:00 <l00peyd0g> u think partay
16:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> i WOULDNT FUK WITH UNETREN TAKER THOUGH
16:00 <l00peyd0g> ask tosser
16:00 <Kynetic> Paedophile_Slayer
16:00 <Kynetic> theres this key on your keyboard
16:00 <Kynetic> its next to the "A" key.. to the left of it to be precise
16:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> not ashamed
16:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> tried shrooms once too that was awesome
16:00 <sluggz> Mrpoof turn it upside down sit on a leg 
16:00 <partay> mrwuf nice
16:00 <mrwuf> for sun baking and general veranda shenanigans 
16:00 <sluggz> Its the same thing dopey
16:00 <sluggz> Crackhead mate
16:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> you know more than I do then
16:00 <partay> tozza am i going to be mame-ing at work this week ?
17:00 <l00peyd0g> he might spare a hand'/
17:00 <tobor> hehe
17:00 <Kynetic> its called caps lock. you might wanna try hitting it just once.
17:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> ASK AN D M=BE REWATRRDED
17:00 <MuGgSY> borring
17:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> DED SHIT
17:00 <sluggz> Meth ice shard speed wizz  stfu
17:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ice was created in hawaii man
17:00 <partay> whats smack ?
17:00 <sluggz> Yeah I know I do
17:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> it's not the same
17:00 <sluggz> Ok
17:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> was created like over 20 yrs ago
17:00 <sluggz> Pfffffffft
17:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> been around for yonks
18:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> I WANAN SE HEEL IN CELL
18:00 <sluggz> So methamphetamine (crystal) isn't ice ??
18:00 <sluggz> OK douche
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Methamphetamine is the base before its "crystal meth"
18:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> 4-Methylaminorex has effects comparable to methamphetamine but with a longer duration.
18:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> there.
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> breaking bad :p
19:00 <Paedophile_Slayer> DED SHITZ
19:00 <slower> i am sure there must be a room for all this drug talk, take it there
19:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> yer sluggz, take it to politicaldebate
19:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> loolllll
19:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> home of homoz
19:00 <sluggz> Eat a dick slowly
19:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> eat my dick slowly
19:00 <sluggz> You started it
19:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> no partay did
19:00 <slower> slug grow up or fuck off :)
20:00 <tobor> one time i went over to Kynetics house n he's like let's go down the shops, and he insisted on driving.  we got a few things and i went to get back in the passenger seat of his car and he had locked the door
20:00 <tobor> he wouldn't let me back in til i gave him $5
20:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> he is a devious cunny
20:00 <iBiZa> props tho
20:00 <sluggz> Partgay sup homo
20:00 <sluggz> Hi ishiza
20:00 <partay> nada 
20:00 <iBiZa> hai ->
20:00 <partay> just watching some poker vids
20:00 <partay> summoned to the work bench
20:00 <sluggz> Oh yeah sweet boe
20:00 <partay> shortly
21:00 <tobor> i was like i don't even have $5 in cash
21:00 <Kynetic> tobor is neglecting to tell you that i gave him $10 to buy me a coke
21:00 <tobor> he pointed me to an atm
21:00 <tobor> i'm like they only give $20s
21:00 <tobor> he's like that'll do
21:00 <Kynetic> lol
21:00 <Kynetic> then he gave me the 20
21:00 <Kynetic> and i sped off
21:00 <Kynetic> and left him there
21:00 <sluggz> Yes
21:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> so you wanna be a poker superstar
21:00 <sluggz> I'm in mine
21:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> and live large, a big house, five cards
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> #peakingz and #pillreports
21:00 <sluggz> Sadly its a solo affair
21:00 <partay> i own my house.. 
21:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> do u play online
21:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i play elmo poker with the little kids
21:00 <partay> but a new Ranger would be good 
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Trueee
22:00 <amelia> then amelia ran u both over and took te $20 and bought a burrito
22:00 <Kynetic> then i came back 30 mins later with his $20 in $1 coins
22:00 <Kynetic> and he was gone
22:00 <tobor> then amelia found after she hit us both her air con didn't work anymore
22:00 <partay> they have banned online poker in Aust
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> when i babysit em
22:00 <partay> i play occasionally at the casino
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> elmo strip poka
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> ;)
22:00 <sluggz> Don't trust nobody gotta look over your shoulder constantly
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> picard is hella jealous of me
22:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> i get all teh babes
22:00 <partay> picard is a toe typing retard
23:00 <Kynetic> yeah
23:00 <Kynetic> and we were all like SUCKED IN
23:00 <tobor> n she had to go the whole summer
23:00 <tobor> without air con
23:00 <Kynetic> yeah back in nineteen ninety eight when undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and he plummetted 16ft through an announcers table
23:00 <tobor> yea
23:00 <tobor> dat
23:00 <tobor> that was a great year for ball pits
24:00 <Kynetic> it was
24:00 <tobor> hey Kynetic you know who i miss on irc?
24:00 <tobor> splode.
24:00 <Kynetic> that was when all the stuff in the ball pit worked
24:00 <Kynetic> now only half of it does
24:00 <Kynetic> yeah
24:00 <Kynetic> i miss splode
24:00 <tobor> yea its ghetto, like everything else at dreamworld, only half works
24:00 <mrwuf> drank so much soda water hope I burp before my belly explodes
24:00 <sluggz> Lmfao
24:00 <sluggz> Pictard
24:00 <sluggz> Isn't he a rapist?
24:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> https://scontent-syd2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/s960x960/17097939_1076106415827476_7839063199754049701_o.jpg?oh=9a5847e0eb47f5ee3524ebdede43f306&oe=5933BD1F i thought this was a dude in drag
25:00 <tobor> -- families of 4 river rapid riders
25:00 <Kynetic> its cos their engineers are too busy fixing shit like rollercoasters
25:00 <Kynetic> like
25:00 <Kynetic> who the fuck cares about rollercoasters
25:00 <Kynetic> fix the ball pit equipment man
25:00 <tobor> m8
25:00 <partay> bring back splode
25:00 <sluggz> Is that Picard
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Think its spanish
25:00 <partay> lol
25:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> lol
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Where my fwen
25:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> spanish at his bday party
26:00 <tobor> the balls don't look like they've even been washed
26:00 <partay> what happened to raz ?
26:00 <tobor> i'm like, wash my fuckin' balls, dreamworld.
26:00 <MuGgSY> soooo... any hot chicks wanna chat?
26:00 <Kynetic> he was on here the other day
26:00 <tobor> ahahahah
26:00 <partay> lol
26:00 <Kynetic> just trying to bring back some splodeisms
26:00 <tobor> Look at my fuckin' balls.  Look.
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> My zuddy
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao true
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hes just expressing himself
26:00 <partay> am i allowed to post a pic of picard ?
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He is brave and beautiful
26:00 <partay> lol no
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha
27:00 <Kynetic> lol
27:00 <partay> your head jukebox
27:00 <Kynetic> THAT IS MY CAPE
27:00 <tobor> GIVE IT BACK
27:00 <Kynetic> GIVE IT BACK
27:00 <Kynetic> IT DOESNT EVEN FIT!
27:00 <tobor> IT DOESN"T EVEN FIT
27:00 <Kynetic> so many questions
27:00 <Kynetic> unanswered
27:00 <tobor> soo many
27:00 <partay> i have his youtube account name
27:00 <Kynetic> why is the dog wearing supermans cape?
27:00 <partay> you can msg him throughthat
27:00 <tobor> send it to me partay
27:00 <Kynetic> WHY?
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Would he mind?
27:00 <partay> it has his son in it.. wait ill blur him out 
28:00 <tobor> why can he not get the cape back himself, he's superman
28:00 <Kynetic> WHY DOESNT SUPERMAN JUST TAKE IT BACK?
28:00 <tobor> lol
28:00 <tobor> so good
28:00 <Kynetic> is the dog secretly batman?
28:00 <Kynetic> i dont get it
28:00 <sluggz> Lol do it
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I mean it could be anyone really
29:00 <MuGgSY> dont ignore me hot chicks
29:00 <Kynetic> i had that comic pinned to my wall
29:00 <Kynetic> for years
29:00 <Kynetic> and i would laugh every time i looked at it
29:00 <tobor> lol
29:00 <tobor> and like the dog looks so happy
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30:00 <tobor> did he take it deliberately?
30:00 <Kynetic> like he's a pig in shit
30:00 <MuGgSY> someone talk to me
30:00 <mrwuf> Kynetic is it true u mastered tomb raider and made lara marry u
30:00 <tobor> ok MuGgSY.  hi what's your favourite type of car
30:00 <Kynetic> mrwuf its true
30:00 <partay> you know those spot the difference puzzles 
30:00 <partay> heres one for you 
30:00 <partay> http://www.pornpaste.com/Untitled-br6VvQg1.png
31:00 <Kynetic> im also going to magically make her come on irc now
31:00 <mrwuf> awesome 
31:00 <Kynetic> dont go anywhere tobor
31:00 <tobor> it's true, but what most people don't know is she refused to marry him UNTIL he mastered tomb raider.
31:00 <MuGgSY> i dont know, dont talk to me
31:00 <tobor> k
31:00 <Kynetic> MuGgSY do you like the colour green?
31:00 <partay> spot the diff between those 2 elephants 
31:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> LOL@PIC
31:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> picard after eating the other elephant calf
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Think 1 is wearing a shirt
32:00 <tobor> oh
32:00 <tobor> ok MuGgSY
32:00 <tobor> heyyy lara
32:00 <Kynetic> see
32:00 <Kynetic> i made her cum
32:00 <Kynetic> on irc.
32:00 <MuGgSY> kynetic, i do like the colour green
32:00 <tobor> first time for everything?
32:00 <Kynetic> :D
32:00 <MuGgSY> who cum where?
32:00 <Kynetic> ohhhhh you tobor
32:00 <MuGgSY> cani sit in the corner n watch
32:00 <partay> lara are you CIO yet ?
32:00 <tobor> yes
32:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> fondling his next meal
32:00 <partay> and that moron bags people out 
32:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> he is a short fuck ey
32:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> I really want to beat the shit out of him right now
32:00 <partay> yes yes he is 
32:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> this compulsion
32:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> looking at him makes me feel ANGRY
33:00 <tobor> chief of irc operations
33:00 <MuGgSY> if its  paying job ill do ti 
33:00 <Kynetic> this one time tobor came over to our place and was playing music and we all sat up all night listening to music that robot put on back in nineteen ninety eight when undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and he plummetted 16ft through an announcers table
33:00 <lara> no partay
33:00 <lara> i'm JUNIOR vice president
33:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> he looks like Mickey Rooneys faggot retarded brother
33:00 <partay> Lol_Ron didnt you give up bashing old people for lent ?
33:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> what ya dont know is picard went all black stallion on that elephant, killing it as he tried to race it around the park
34:00 <tobor> do you work for compuglobalhypermeganet?
34:00 <MuGgSY> god irc is annoying , theres no emoticons
34:00 <MuGgSY> tobor i do 
34:00 <tobor> how's things lara?
34:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> bogans and their thongs but
34:00 <partay> then robot fucked her mum 
34:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> itd be a funnier pic if he was holding his thongs to his ears to imitate the baby elephant
34:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> photoshop some ears on him
34:00 <partay> he's not a handsome man like he makes out 
34:00 <tobor> hi ne clowns in here with an extra makeup kit
34:00 <darkthrone1> hows it going chaps
34:00 <tobor> msg me
35:00 <MuGgSY> i mean what the internet? that thing is still around?
35:00 <lara> Kynetic insisted i come on irc
35:00 <tobor> we're happy to see you too.
35:00 <lara> can i go to bed now? :P
35:00 <tobor> hi partay
35:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> when he first arrived the locals ran away screaming BABY GOZIRRA!
35:00 <partay> robotage.. sup 
35:00 <darkthrone1> have you guys heard of the REKT meme?
35:00 <tobor> it's pronounced gojira, moron
35:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> so abusive
35:00 <tobor> partay mate just hangin out and doin stuffs
36:00 <tobor> with that attitude young lady you can go to your bedroom with no supper and stay there all night!
36:00 <tobor> tough day @ work
36:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> m8
36:00 <partay> yin yang .. i did fuck all 
36:00 <tobor> that's the way
36:00 <partay> well sat in meetings pretending i was listening
36:00 <tobor> lol
37:00 <partay> you've been naughty go to Kynetic's bed 
37:00 <MuGgSY> no sex either
37:00 <tobor> there's partay in the corner seat of the board room with his eye painted open
37:00 <tobor> eyes
37:00 <partay> hahaha
37:00 <partay> yep
37:00 <partay> then take the imaginary phone call
37:00 <partay> and walk out
38:00 <tobor> lol
40:00 <lara> tobor http://i.imgur.com/Dap3n.jpg
40:00 <tobor> how many coffees did you make today
40:00 <Lol_Ron_Hubbabubbard> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjc0Sq9SGBE
40:00 <tobor> buy*
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ...curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal... (Aug 17, 2011) Length: 0:39 - Category: Entertainment - 6,965 views views - 84 likes (98.8%), 1 dislikes (1.2%)
40:00 <partay> just one this morning 
41:00 <tobor> hehe
41:00 <lara> http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/17371-put-yourself-in-my-shoes
41:00 <MuGgSY> no picturs thanku 
42:00 <partay> tozza must be working
42:00 <tobor> :P
43:00 <lara> yawn
43:00 <tobor> go to bed :P
43:00 <partay> lara you must be ready for a cruisy public service job by now 
43:00 <MuGgSY> i am
43:00 <tobor> partay:  https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder511/500x/54394511.jpg
43:00 <partay> hahaha
44:00 <lara> lol 
44:00 <lara> mmmmm nah
44:00 <lara> i'd get bored
45:00 <MuGgSY> better than being a hooker though
45:00 <MuGgSY> guess the pay is lower but
46:00 <partay> youd enjoy it 
46:00 <partay> every day is a new fuckup
46:00 <lara> lol 
46:00 <tobor> lol
46:00 <partay> keeps me busy
46:00 <lara> that does sound right up my alley then
46:00 <partay> robot how long you baching it?
46:00 <tobor> oh she's back already
46:00 <tobor> just the weekend
47:00 <partay> im more like a problem manager these days
47:00 <partay> so much for being strategic
47:00 <MuGgSY> can someone give me a job 
47:00 <partay> oh excellent
48:00 <MuGgSY> im good at organising and problem solving
49:00 <partay> MuGgSY you like coffee and walks thru the mall
49:00 <mrwuf> the only job I want involves hands or lips you can keep ur 9-5's thank u very much
49:00 <MuGgSY> coffee yes mall no
49:00 <MuGgSY> i want a at home in front of my computers job
49:00 <tozza> ome
49:00 <tozza> fuk that was a long shift
49:00 <l00peyD> tosser
50:00 <partay> i work from home 1 day a week
50:00 <mrwuf> cam girl MuGgSY 
50:00 <MuGgSY> if i could get $1000 for that day id be happy
50:00 <MuGgSY> hrmm cam girl
50:00 <MuGgSY> could work 
50:00 <MuGgSY> id have to hide the penis
50:00 <partay> lol
50:00 <tozza> droopeydick
51:00 <mrwuf> not always
51:00 <partay> we all like to hide the penis
51:00 <MuGgSY> i like to hide it in vagina
51:00 <partay> tozza taken your boat out yet ?
51:00 <tozza> i did got too the water n battery was dead LAWL
51:00 <partay> wtf?
51:00 <tozza> cracvnked it before we left it started but im thankful it did cause if it started at launch i woulda been stuck out in the water
52:00 <MuGgSY> omg u guys make me talk so sirty how dare u all 
52:00 <MuGgSY> dirty**
52:00 <tozza> yeh b attery was old man
52:00 <partay> fark
52:00 <tozza> got5 a new one before work
52:00 <tozza> 230 for those fuckers
52:00 <partay> yah
52:00 <tozza> all g
52:00 <tozza> learning curve
53:00 <partay> new battery wont hurt anyway
53:00 <tozza> exactly
53:00 <tozza> and this is a proper marine
53:00 <tozza> the other was just some lil car battery
53:00 <partay> oh lol 
54:00 <mrwuf> great all the hottest people r gone
55:00 <mrwuf> I'd like to a professional fisherman
55:00 <partay> Kynetic is still here 
55:00 <tobor> yea
55:00 <tobor> Kynetic is still here
55:00 <mrwuf> because srsly thats like what I do for fun, thats being a male porn star
55:00 <partay> mrwuf fuck that.. ever watched deadliest catch?
55:00 <mrwuf> no not catching crabs in the arctic circle bro
55:00 <mrwuf> barra fishing the estuaries 
55:00 <partay> you must have a sick day coming up 
56:00 <mrwuf> or reef fishing 
56:00 <partay> sounds like a holiday not work
56:00 <mrwuf> exactly 
56:00 <Kynetic> lol
56:00 <tozza> haha
56:00 <tozza> nah
57:00 <tobor> Kynetic lara
57:00 <tobor> have you heard of the mandela effect?
57:00 <Kynetic> no
57:00 <Kynetic> is that like where you end up in prison for 30 years but end up vindicated and the countries president?
57:00 <tozza> arvo shit is goo cause i can get out during the day
57:00 <tozza> have some beeer catch fish come back home goto work :P
57:00 <partay> drop any pots?
58:00 <tobor> heh, no
58:00 <Kynetic> and then you beat your wife and she leaves you
58:00 <tobor> The “Mandela Effect” is what happens when someone has a clear memory of something that never happened in this reality.
58:00 <under`> D:
58:00 <partay> mandela actually killed people
58:00 <Kynetic> yeah
58:00 <tobor> except that 'someone' is a mass group of people, all remembering something a particular way which never happened
59:00 <partay> like pauline hansen supporters
59:00 <Kynetic> lol
59:00 <partay> they dont remember what a nazi mole she is 
59:00 <tobor> like that KitKat used to be labelled as Kit-Kat
59:00 <Kynetic> tobor i believe i have actually heard of this phenomenon now you mention it
59:00 <tobor> and that nelson mandela died in prison years ago
59:00 <tobor> not in 2013
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