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00:24 <simba> does anyone know off the top of their head what the I stands for in LGBTQI
00:27 <Blyke> to coffee or not
00:46 <tozza> unsure of the qi part
00:52 <partay> intersex i think
00:58 <simba> queer is q
01:08 <partay> or pan sexual i think they call it
01:09 <simba> i assume
01:17 <tozza> anyway why u ask
01:23 <simba> to know
01:26 <tozza> google is your frined :P
01:44 <simba> ok
02:05 <partay> simba keen to experiment?
02:25 <partay> I'll get picard here
02:34 <tozza> the captain
02:35 <simba> nice
02:38 <tozza> make it so
02:40 <tozza> engage
02:43 <amelia> dont make such threats
02:54 <tozza> hello amelia\
03:04 <Eppiox> Lousy Garbage Burgers, Terrible Queasy Intestines ?
03:46 <simba> lazy girly bastards
03:47 Mode: (by tozza) +v simba
04:54 <Eppiox> the q makes is hard to make random shitty acronmys for
05:06 <tozza> lovely garden brendon thomas quite insane
05:20 Quit: ^Roshanda^ ([email protected]) EOF from client
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05:51 <tozza> wb roshanda
05:57 Mode: (by tozza) +v ^Roshanda^
06:04 <Eppiox> Lady Gaga's Bum's Thrashed. Quivering Intensly
06:10 Mode: (by tozza) +v lisa
06:14 <^Roshanda^> ta fricking irc client froze
06:55 <simba> lol
06:55 <lisa> cheers
07:38 <tozza> listen grandpa buy this qantas interstate-flight
08:31 <Eppiox> Lotsa gagging because the queafings intense
08:45 <Blyke> lisa grabs by testicals quickly interupt
08:46 <tozza> wow we have a winner
08:57 <tozza> eppiox
09:00 <Eppiox> haha
09:36 <partay> lousy gay Blyke takes quality insertions
09:45 <Blyke> lol
09:50 <Blyke> partgay
09:51 <Blyke> lol
11:13 <tozza> lets get beer tomorrow quality i dont know
11:27 <tozza> beer beer beer
11:30 <tozza> reeb
12:41 <simba> lol
13:13 <tozza> The Who-Pinball Wizard
16:40 Quit: partay ([email protected]) Quit:
19:32 Quit: MrMW ([email protected]) Quit:
19:43 <tozza> HES A PINBALL WIZARD
23:45 <tozza> wheres all the convo gone
23:47 <tozza> BOOO
23:50 <tozza> bahhhh
23:54 <tozza> boobies
23:59 <tozza> beer
24:00 <tozza> yumm
24:10 <^Roshanda^> lol sorry bored so i practicing posts
24:18 <tozza> :)
24:29 <tozza> im looking for a tommy pinball machine for my next purchase
24:36 <^Roshanda^> got 3 things to fix when doing posts
24:41 <tozza> still paying off demolitionman pinball
24:49 <tozza> oh yeh?
24:51 <^Roshanda^> yeh i got distracted
25:04 <^Roshanda^> farm heroes saga got me stumped
26:00 <^Roshanda^> i got qlpr link and admin link mixed up and i forget to put name in the admin link lol
26:16 <^Roshanda^> i do it every time
27:50 <amelia> wot about centrelink
28:12 <tozza> :O
28:36 <^Roshanda^> nothing to do with centrelink
28:43 <amelia> ohhhhh
29:51 <tozza> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Tommy-The-Pinball-Wizard-Data-East-1994-/322417168173?hash=item4b118f8f2d:g:1HYAAOSwj85YQ6ge
29:54 <tozza> whatr u girls think
30:01 Quit: monotrochous ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
30:15 <lisa> hot
30:21 <^Roshanda^> gave new cat taste of being outside
30:24 <amelia> is that close by
30:26 <^Roshanda^> now she wants out
30:34 <^Roshanda^> but i cant let her out past 11 pm
31:13 <tozza> amelia yeh its not too far from me
31:40 <tozza> and roshanda i shat when i first let my kitty out but after 2 hours she came back now she never really leaves the backyeard when we let her out
31:49 <^Roshanda^> haha
31:53 <tozza> been 4 months
31:55 <^Roshanda^> this one doesnt stray far
31:59 <^Roshanda^> we have had her 2 weeks
32:03 <tozza> yeh neither does sega
32:06 <tozza> awww
32:07 <^Roshanda^> she goes out and comes right back in
32:11 <tozza> cute
32:25 <^Roshanda^> Sara the one i have had 2 years she cant stand litter box so she uses back yard
32:48 <^Roshanda^> but shes older so i dont fret too much if she goes outside but Pixie the new one i do
33:11 <amelia> who named your cats
33:24 <^Roshanda^> i wanna change the new cats name to pixel
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35:13 <tozza> hey melbuser
35:15 <tozza> nice nickname
35:25 <MelbUser|23769> hi
35:52 <tozza> u can selcet a name on the portal login screen :)
36:01 <MelbUser|23769> how do I do that?
36:02 <tozza> anyways :)
36:31 <tozza> well at that first screen it says selecet a nickname click the space where it says "melbuser and itlll let u type your own
36:57 <MelbUser|23769> oh ok thnx
37:07 <MelbUser|23769> wheres everyone gone?
38:19 <tozza> from when
38:24 <tozza> this evening?
39:31 <tozza> the who - overtune
40:45 <tozza> :|
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40:50 <tozza> lisa any beer left?
40:54 <tozza> on my third
40:59 <tozza> barranca welcome
41:04 <lisa> breather between 4th and 5th
41:10 <tozza> lol
41:43 <simba> u know u can type /nick
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42:12 <tozza> dont think u can on the web portal simba
42:29 <tozza> maybe'
42:32 <simba> oh ok
42:35 <Tim-Sim> welcome tozza
42:40 <MelbUser|23769> cant on web portal simba
44:22 <tozza> tim-sim i have not left
44:22 <simba> get mirc
44:41 <tozza> the user has joined us through portal it is fine
44:55 <tozza> dw bout simba melbuser
44:59 <tozza> how was your evening
45:18 <MelbUser|23769> was great how was yours?
45:27 <MelbUser|23769> mirc isnt free so id rather not use it
45:32 <tozza> lame been at work since 11;30
45:38 <MelbUser|23769> if i go back to linux ill just use one of the free ones
45:43 <MelbUser|23769> since 11.30pm?
46:00 <tozza> yeh i been home for little under a hour now
46:04 <tozza> started at 3pm
47:11 <MelbUser|23769> wait you said you been at work since 11.30?
48:00 Mode: (by tozza) +v MelbUser|23769
48:08 <simba> mirc is absolutely free
48:22 <tozza> yeh been at work till 11:30
48:39 <simba> ive never understood why people say otherwise. just wait for continue to turn from grey to black and click it
49:10 <MelbUser|23769> thats not true simba
49:16 <MelbUser|23769> ohhh till 11.30
49:24 <simba> works for me
50:10 <MelbUser|23769> oh ok
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55:00 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o tozza
55:08 <tozza> :|
58:49 <Blyke> wow
58:52 <tozza> what
58:55 <Blyke> u got that game tozza
58:57 <tozza> whats wow
59:03 <Blyke> world of warcraft
59:03 <tozza> what game?
59:10 <tozza> no ew
59:13 <Blyke> lol
59:16 <Blyke> u suck
59:23 <Blyke> i got a max level demon hunter
59:43 <tozza> i dont play games that consume mass amounts of my life
59:58 <tozza> i like challanging games that i can play in bursts
00:03 <tozza> thus my retro collection
00:16 <simba> so you play super smash bros. melee?
00:27 <tozza> nope
00:35 <simba> rip
00:52 <Blyke> i could kick you butt at tony hawk
01:02 <tozza> battletoads , the silver surfer transformers castlevania are my types of games
01:28 <Blyke> lol
01:34 <tozza> simba
01:36 <Blyke> double dragon
01:40 <Blyke> tetris
01:42 <tozza> https://ibb.co/kJjbka
01:44 <Blyke> i got tetris
01:44 <simba> nice!!!!
02:09 <tozza> my game room
02:13 <simba> whoa nice
02:18 <tozza> and where im sitting now to tlak to u guys :)
02:20 <simba> i have like 1/8th of that
02:45 <simba> i like the t-1000 poster
04:00 <tozza> https://ibb.co/e6tQdv my arcade machines
04:01 <simba> old games are so much better its not funny
04:16 <tozza> yeh i had it signed byt robert patrick at comic con this year :)
04:23 <tozza> he wrote man walks into a bar lol
04:23 <tozza> \
04:46 <tozza> i have a framed t1 japanese version poster its 2.1m x 1m something lol
05:09 <simba> hyper fighting cabinet that is wild
05:30 <tozza> yes that orignal for the aussie market by lai
05:39 <tozza> has been unaltered since its birth
05:48 <simba> thats insane
05:54 <tozza> :)
06:37 <simba> i played a bunch of third strike last year (for the first time ever) it was amazing
06:46 <tozza> im 28 now i remeber always seeing them in milkbars video shops and fish and chip shops
06:49 <simba> it was on emulator but then i fucked that up
07:12 <tozza> yes i have 3rd strike and a bunch of others in the white cabinet
07:12 <Tim-Sim> that is cool as tozza
07:20 <simba> and u bought one, wise
07:20 <Tim-Sim> my cabinet is the same
07:24 <tozza> thank you tim-sim
07:31 <tozza> the green or white tim
07:55 <Tim-Sim> green
08:09 <Tim-Sim> except the graphics
08:22 <Tim-Sim> same green colour and build
08:38 <tozza> is it a turtles?
08:47 <Tim-Sim> 2 character led below the crt
09:01 <tozza> yeh thats the credit counter
09:12 <Tim-Sim> was a turtle machine, when I bought it, it was a fuuly fucntioning arcade turtle machine
09:15 <tozza> they are called "big six" lai
09:30 <simba> who do you main tho
09:44 <tozza> well depends simba
09:50 <tozza> in hyper or thirdstrike?
10:11 <Tim-Sim> I put a Street Fighter III, 3rd strike banner in the top light box
10:32 <simba> all of them
10:45 <simba> i just played ryu to feel what its all about
10:48 <tozza> did u like my doom door
11:02 <simba> i like it all very much
11:07 <tozza> ok so like in hypper ill go ryu, blanka , balrog
11:15 <tozza> in thirdstrike i use akuma
11:52 <Tim-Sim> looks like you have MCA controls
11:58 <tozza> ;)
12:02 <tozza> u know it
12:18 <tozza> i love the feel of mca even tho i got sanwa in my blast city mca just feels right ya know
12:40 <Tim-Sim> i have MCA joysticks and buttons
12:40 Mode: (by tozza) +v Tim-Sim
12:51 Mode: (by tozza) -v Arbition
12:53 <Tim-Sim> have a sanwa on order from choina
12:57 Mode: (by tozza) -v deadpandadolls
13:04 Mode: (by tozza) -v Kynetic
13:19 <Tim-Sim> and new light microswitches from element 14, going to try a few different things
13:31 <tozza> u felt them before?
13:41 <tozza> if not your in for a shock
13:47 <tozza> very loose no resistance
13:57 <tozza> id call it a light control
14:08 <Tim-Sim> yeah, I have a usb fighter stick that has sanwas in it
14:09 <tozza> works great aawesome fightimg stick
14:19 <tozza> unsure how its gonna work on your cpo as its made of metal
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15:21 <Tim-Sim> the down-right switch combination was a bit crap in the fighter stick though, had to put some tape around the joystick but so it activated the switches better
16:06 <tozza> i have similar feeling sticks in my offical dreaqmcast arcade stick
16:09 <tozza> they feel great
16:15 <Tim-Sim> cool
16:26 <Tim-Sim> I have a dreamcast around here somewhere, I think
17:02 <tozza> i just did a review on the best vga box available for the dreamcast
17:06 <tozza> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gJETug-Ch8&t=6s
17:13 <^Roshanda^> okies out for the night
17:15 <tozza> feel free too like watch and subscribe :)
17:18 <^Roshanda^> this heat killin me
17:24 <tozza> gnight roshanda :)
17:30 <^Roshanda^> night tozza
17:54 <simba> SUBB'D
18:27 <tozza> cheers mate
18:35 <Tim-Sim> does that convert rca to vga?
18:41 <Tim-Sim> pal?
19:01 <tozza> i have alot on order coming so alot more reviews plus just got a proper screen capture and camera setup sop me and my mate will be doin playthoughs and what not soon aswell
19:21 <tozza> no dreamcast is capapable of a 32khz output
19:28 <simba> fuk yea get on twitch
19:29 <tozza> so fuxking bright and crisp
19:32 <Tim-Sim> is thast your youtube channel?
19:36 <tozza> it is
19:41 <MelbUser|23769> dreamcast is capable of 720p
19:45 <tozza> early days
19:49 <Tim-Sim> cool
20:10 <tozza> melb its actually capable of 1080 but 480p through vga as it was intended is the best option
20:14 <tozza> even over rgb scart
21:13 <simba> is dreamcast the best console to run third strike on
21:43 <MelbUser|23769> no
21:43 <simba> i will buy one in japan just for that if theres one around
21:53 <Tim-Sim> mane, daytona... played that a lot on the sega saturn
21:55 <MelbUser|23769> you could just buy one now on ebay
21:59 <Tim-Sim> man
22:10 <simba> i heard questionable things about the ps3 version and i dont want a ps3
22:24 <Tim-Sim> I think i got the dreamcast for marvel vs streefighter
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22:31 <Tim-Sim> marvel vs capcom
22:51 <tozza> thirdstrike is best played on dreamcast imho
23:08 <tozza> it was created for the arcade naomi hardware which is what a dreamcast is
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23:30 <simba> woot
23:32 <Tim-Sim> thirdstrike is pretty cool on mame in an arcade cabinet too
23:38 <tozza> yeh man
23:52 <tozza> fight for the future is also good
24:01 <tozza> wb steven
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25:01 <steven1> ta
25:07 <Tim-Sim> battletoads is on mame too, might be a snes to arcade port, like on of those megaplay ports, not sure
26:14 <tozza> nah battle toads arcade was a stand alone game
26:24 <tozza> very fun beat em up
26:35 <tozza> still prefere nes version tho
26:42 <tozza> it gets my blood boiling so bad
26:52 <tozza> i get too level 9 now with loosing maytbe 1 life
26:52 <Tim-Sim> yeah, I was playing it last night, must have been another game that was snes port
27:06 <tozza> ived been playing with no assisatnce i wanna do it on my own lol
27:27 <tozza> if u see in my channel the second battletoads test
27:40 <tozza> which i sucked cause id been drinking and ebrassingly died twice
27:55 <tozza> snes was like battletoads in battlemaniacs
28:02 <tozza> i think
28:32 <Tim-Sim> you need to do a video where you clock streetfighter II hyper fight, perfect every round
28:54 <Tim-Sim> there is a challeng for you
28:59 <simba> do any of you compete in SF
29:02 <tozza> hmm that is diffiult
29:11 <tozza> i have my diffulty setting on 8 lol
29:24 <tozza> i play ppl who come around
29:31 <tozza> i dont play online
29:42 <tozza> i prefere having the player in the same room as me
29:42 <simba> http://couchwarriors.org/wp/bam8/
29:47 <tozza> i guess im oldskool like that
29:58 <Tim-Sim> i used to be able to do it with several characters, not sure what the difficulty was, the guy who owned the arcade turned it up for us hard core gamers but then backed it off because it was too hard for the others
30:02 Quit: ^Roshanda^ ([email protected]) Quit: Bite My Shiny Metal Arse!!!
30:02 <simba> BAM seems pretty big now they get internationals coming over and i think it counts for pro tour seeding
30:36 <tozza> oh kool
30:42 <Tim-Sim> I will have to get back into it
30:55 <Tim-Sim> SF2hf was my favorite
31:01 <tozza> i hate street figther v
31:07 <tozza> it was a fucking disaster
31:17 <tozza> ultra streetfighter 4 is perfection
31:31 <tozza> that my own opinion
31:39 <Tim-Sim> I have Ultra SFIV on pc, never played 5
31:43 <tozza> i dont hate other who think otherwise
31:53 <tozza> yeh 5 the dynamics changed
33:05 <Tim-Sim> might have to setup up some custom buttons on the cabinet, for record video etc.
33:35 <tozza> just get a gopro dude
33:53 <tozza> it films u and the screen flawlessly\
34:45 <Tim-Sim> picture would look better too i spose
34:58 <Tim-Sim> rather than pixelated
35:05 <Tim-Sim> looks real nice through the CRT
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36:02 <tozza> see my video on youtube of me and my mate playing castlevania
36:12 <tozza> that was filmed using gopro
36:19 <tozza> the battletoads was a capture device
36:49 <Tim-Sim> far out, you have a few games there
36:54 <Tim-Sim> games systems
40:01 <tozza> lol
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40:13 <tozza> its never too many
40:28 Quit: MelbUser|23769 ([email protected]) Z-Lined
40:48 <simba> poor melbuser
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41:40 <tozza> LOL
41:49 <tozza> zlined wait waht lol
42:00 <tozza> thats not good thats from my portal
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43:52 <steven1> yeah it was breaker
43:54 <steven1> evading bans
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48:37 <Blyke> hi
48:39 <Blyke> made this
48:41 <Blyke> https://youtu.be/ymkMZNemxhM
49:05 <tozza> you did?
52:04 <simba> whoa, it is chris
52:09 <simba> i didnt think it was
52:13 <tozza[Mobile]> Chris who?
52:23 <simba> idk, an old user
52:27 <simba> hi chris
53:10 <Blyke> hi
53:23 <simba> chris used to drive serenity up the fucking wall
53:26 <simba> it was great
53:26 <tozza> whats the command to link a nickname
53:51 <simba> link?
54:00 <tozza> nvm
54:01 <simba> register to another nick?
55:43 <steven1> you need to add host
55:55 <steven1> /msg nickop help link
56:04 Quit: L00PEYD0G ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
56:39 <steven1> you need to HOST ADD first
56:43 <steven1> FYI
56:45 <steven1> :]
56:48 Nick: steven1 is now known as steven
59:01 <tozza> done hat previosuly
59:05 * DoC slaps steven around a bit with a large trout
59:16 <+DoC> Sup guys
01:23 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o tozza[Mobile]
01:27 <Blyke> DoC
01:31 <Blyke> i made a good song
01:35 <Blyke> that sup
01:37 <Blyke> https://youtu.be/ymkMZNemxhM
01:42 <steven> /msg nickop link add nickname password
02:21 <tozza[Mobile]> All good
02:44 <Blyke> lol
03:18 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o tozza[Mobile]
03:40 <tozza> been a few years its all comin back to me
05:51 <simba> its all cumin back
05:56 <simba> Cumin is the dried seed of the herb Cuminum cyminum, a member of the parsley family.
05:57 <tozza> yar
06:00 Quit: tozza[Mobile] ([email protected]) Quit: hadouken
06:13 <tozza> cumin is awesome in my currys
06:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o steven
06:45 <tozza> add it too rogan josh and vindaloo not so much chicken mhakani aka butter chicken
07:29 <tozza> didnt know it was part of the parsley family
07:38 <tozza> thanks for the trivia simba
07:42 <Blyke> lol
07:48 <Blyke> lister
07:50 <simba> hey im learning too
07:50 <Blyke> smeg head
07:54 <Blyke> vidaloo
07:57 <simba> we're all learning about cum... in
08:12 <simba> vidaloo steph curry
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09:21 <tozza> BLYKE LMAO
09:25 <tozza> good ol lister aye
09:39 <tozza> hahahahahahah
09:53 <tozza> i do think of red dwarf when i eat vindaloo from time to time
10:21 <tozza> love cat aye
10:25 <Blyke> lol
10:26 <tozza> WEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWWW
10:32 <tozza> holly
10:37 <tozza> they were all a good dynamic
10:47 <Blyke> did u listen my song
10:49 <tozza> yes
10:50 <Blyke> its good
10:59 <Blyke> cool
11:00 <tozza> not bad would have liked abit more melody
11:13 <tozza> but better than i could do mate
11:14 <beagle> hi tozza
11:14 <Blyke> later today
11:22 <tozza> yo beaqle
13:32 <tozza> timsim
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18:47 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI-SjB0KBLM
19:45 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o tozza[Mobile]
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49:18 <Blyke> tozza made another song https://youtu.be/0AZaHwWpjoY
49:21 <Blyke> lols
51:23 <tozza[Mobile]> Sorry mate watching a movie
51:41 <tozza[Mobile]> Tommy - by the who
57:37 <simba> Who keeps Atlantis off the map? Who keeps Martians under wraps?
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Shrugs
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43:08 <b1rd> maddest of props though broze
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48:26 <b1rd> wb
48:28 <b1rd> good poo?
49:15 <b1rd> mine is still baking
49:21 <beagle> if you drink green tea it smells better
49:31 <b1rd> the tea or the poo?
49:34 <b1rd> lol
49:53 <b1rd> shit is shit bro
49:54 <beagle> the pee, you have to eat the poo, remember ? you just drink tea because you really wanted to poo and drink pee
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50:00 <b1rd> LOL
50:08 <b1rd> tripper
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50:48 <b1rd> green tea makes me loopy
50:48 Mode: (by tozza) +v b1rd
50:56 <beagle> you allready were loopy
50:58 <beagle> :D
50:58 <b1rd> so i smash down coffee's instead
51:00 <b1rd> lol true
51:05 <b1rd> but, more dizzy loopy
51:10 <b1rd> LOL
51:14 <beagle> green tea tastes good tho
51:18 <b1rd> tru
51:20 <beagle> its probably the healthiest and best tasting tea
51:21 <b1rd> unless too strong
51:25 <b1rd> it is
51:31 <b1rd> i used to get maddd green tea
51:33 <b1rd> fresh
51:38 <b1rd> from da tea fields
51:43 <b1rd> highest quality bro
51:53 <beagle> http://www.neradatea.com.au/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=76 this is the green tea i drink
51:57 <b1rd> ok
52:04 <b1rd> nar i only used to drink the premo
52:07 <b1rd> direct
52:31 <b1rd> go asia, go tea field
52:35 <b1rd> get tea, bring home
52:44 <b1rd> then u know u gots da goods
52:57 <b1rd> inspect trees an stuff
54:21 <b1rd> but u right
54:23 <b1rd> its good shit
54:30 <b1rd> cleans u right out
54:35 <b1rd> antioxidants
54:38 <b1rd> but not the instant shit
54:41 <b1rd> fkn useless
02:31 <beagle> uh, how about no
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02:37 <beagle> ill just buy nerada tea :D
02:52 <beagle> ya know what happens some reason
03:06 <beagle> if i go on line and i talk about something or show something on camera they start to fucken advertise it on telly
03:17 <beagle> other than cheap green lasers from china that is
03:38 <beagle> nerf, ANZ bank, shit like that
06:08 <b1rd> ...
06:10 <b1rd> ok
06:12 <b1rd> first S complete
06:16 <b1rd> second is shower
06:18 <b1rd> then shaves
06:22 <b1rd> back soon cunz
06:23 <steven> props tho
06:25 <beagle> lol @ "first S"
06:27 <b1rd> LOLOLOL
06:33 <b1rd> well u cant skip steps
06:34 <b1rd> :p
06:44 <b1rd> props
06:49 <beagle> i like ebay , for shopping
06:56 <b1rd> i like ratemypoo for first S
06:57 <beagle> cause if you cant find it and they know youre looking for it, theyll find it for you
06:58 <b1rd> lolololol
07:01 <beagle> LOL
07:01 Mode: (by tozza) +v beagle
07:08 <b1rd> but flushed already
07:10 <b1rd> sads
07:14 <b1rd> ok shower!
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09:52 <b1rd> ize goin to gravesite
09:57 <b1rd> to rob flowers for valloze
10:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOLOLOL
10:13 <b1rd> so gotta get ready, get out there before sun up
10:14 <b1rd> :p
12:03 <beagle> man the internet is way better than morning telly
12:06 <beagle> morning telly is so stupid
12:18 <beagle> hrmmm other than some amusing cartoons
12:28 <beagle> tho ive allready seen all the thunderbirds
12:46 <beagle> if i switch on the tv these days im usually watching comedy show or sports
12:55 <beagle> and more ads than i really want but i put up with them
13:02 <beagle> oh and david attenborough
13:11 <beagle> he's good
13:34 <beagle> and sometimes when theres just nothing at all on FTA tv, i put youtube on it ....
13:54 <beagle> lol other day i put youtube on for 8 hours with people walking thru the house going wow what a crash
14:01 <beagle> i had worlds craziest videos on
14:05 <beagle> and it goes on auto play
15:54 <beagle> hrm what do i watch on youtube ....
16:01 <beagle> theres this american group what they called again one sec
18:36 <beagle> some stunt group
18:42 <beagle> i cant remember i watched them in december
18:45 <beagle> heres a live stream of cats
18:53 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPv9yKC76hE
18:56 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kitten Academy Live Stream (Date not found) Length: 0:00 - Category: Pets & Animals - - 149,111 likes (93.3%), 10,733 dislikes (6.7%)
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23:54 <b1rd> S2 complete
24:25 <beagle> eh?
24:30 <beagle> hey what phone do you have
24:33 <beagle> mobile phone
24:38 <b1rd> me? how comes bro
24:42 <b1rd> special fone
24:55 <beagle> dunno it just interests me what phones people buy or dont buy and why
24:58 <b1rd> oh ic
25:08 <b1rd> sammysungz
25:13 <b1rd> u?
26:50 <b1rd> wot u got bro?
27:00 <b1rd> im fairly protective of me fone but
27:14 <beagle> i have a white s6 ....
27:20 <b1rd> fair enoughs
27:23 <beagle> one my favourite things about fucken thing is
27:25 <beagle> photos
27:28 <beagle> but how long battery lasts
27:34 <beagle> 6+ hours on a call
27:39 <b1rd> not bad
27:44 <beagle> lol ive been talking on it 8 hours and its still got 30% left
27:46 <b1rd> mines old now,
27:55 <b1rd> but, still in good nick
28:24 <b1rd> i used to hate the apple fones
28:26 <beagle> ive found that the ONLY way i can preserve my phone is a gel casing and the most expensive screen and back covers
28:28 <b1rd> but i can appreciate them.
28:38 <beagle> i never hated the apple phones but i never bought one
28:46 <beagle> cause then i have to give away with android
28:53 <b1rd> yep
29:05 <b1rd> im fairly careful with me fone
29:10 <b1rd> so never really smashed it
29:33 <beagle> ok well
29:35 <b1rd> my phone is critical to my survival
29:38 <b1rd> in a very real way
29:41 <steven> cooked
29:53 <b1rd> not just, oh no, im out of reach
30:05 <beagle> my s6 slid across service station floor face down and smashed into the teller wall below the chips and chocolates, and span around and smashed on the bathroom floor
30:09 <beagle> but its almost 100%
30:10 <b1rd> LOL
30:13 <b1rd> jeez
30:15 <b1rd> pissed?
30:17 <beagle> i used german grade 3000 grit paper
30:22 <b1rd> yeh
30:26 <beagle> and i smoothed the dents
30:35 <beagle> dont bother calling HOME hardware or mitre 10 for 3000 grit
30:37 <b1rd> i would love to design a phone for my own purpose
30:41 <b1rd> one day
30:41 <beagle> if you want that you'll find it from germany on ebay
30:50 <b1rd> germany makes best shit in the world
30:50 <beagle> lol not bad idea eh
30:55 <b1rd> lol yer
31:02 <beagle> i'd design a fucken flip top. im sick of the gay way they make phones
31:08 <beagle> im not going to buy another phone fuckem
31:23 <b1rd> touch screens are no good for me
31:33 <b1rd> not work well enough in rain
31:51 <b1rd> gets dirty quick
31:55 <b1rd> but what can u do eh
32:09 <b1rd> maybe the new fones
32:13 <b1rd> are more resistant to rain
32:25 <b1rd> actually they are
32:32 <b1rd> lol jus cbf shelling out cash
33:29 <beagle> i had my s6 in pouring rain and its still working lol
33:38 <b1rd> sweet
33:44 <beagle> i said myself ok if i do this again im covering it in gladwrap first .
33:45 <b1rd> can use touchscreen well in rain?
33:46 <iBiZa[Mobile]> morning guys
33:50 <beagle> gm
33:54 <b1rd> morning iBiZa[Mobile]
34:01 <b1rd> yeh i need waterproof fone
34:10 <beagle> the touchscreen is harder to use in rain as you'd expect
34:11 <b1rd> maybe later model samsung
34:15 <b1rd> that sux
34:19 <b1rd> not acceptable
34:23 <beagle> s8 ?
34:37 <beagle> i dont think theres an s8 on market yet
34:55 <b1rd> i dont think you'll ever get a touchscreen to work well with water on it
35:01 <b1rd> but maybe im wrong
35:13 <b1rd> nature of the electronics
36:16 <beagle> they succccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk to try to work in water
36:23 <b1rd> yehh
36:27 <beagle> mines not waterproof anyway i bought waterproof case for it
36:27 <b1rd> i can't accept that ay
36:43 <b1rd> i need fully functional phone or device for rain
37:06 <b1rd> otherwise i won't upgrade
37:07 <b1rd> lol
37:16 <b1rd> i very stubborn
38:20 <b1rd> one day they'll make an all weather phone
38:22 <b1rd> i bet ya
38:36 <b1rd> probably not in the next few years though
39:26 <beagle> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Waterproof-Heavy-Duty-Tough-Slim-Armor-Case-Cover-For-Apple-iPhone-6S-6S-Plus-6-/321585265687?var=&hash=item4adff9bc17:m:munwuApxC_nq8OHhn1NftQA
39:27 <beagle> this is the one i bought
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40:50 <b1rd> kool
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47:34 <beagle> \/
47:40 <beagle> /\
49:43 <iBiZa[Mobile]> wb
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50:04 <b1rd> ok now go rob carl williams grave site
50:07 <b1rd> for vallo flowers
50:08 <b1rd> bbl
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55:06 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lol
55:19 <Lumeah3> :p
56:27 <b1rd> Im SERIOUS lol
56:52 <Lumeah3> Thought that counts huh?
56:58 <Lumeah3> :d
58:24 <b1rd> It is!!
58:40 <b1rd> Maybe roadside wogs out
58:45 <b1rd> Cashing in too
58:52 <b1rd> Might rob them lol
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02:54 <moohoo> Hi
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12:55 <Acem> hi moohoo
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18:37 <moohoo> Hi mate
19:20 <moohoo> What's happening
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24:54 <Glenn> Good morning all! :)
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27:07 <Acem> good morning for yours
27:19 <Acem> here time 23:27 °-°
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31:10 <Glenn> Sorta seems like yesterday :P
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03:32 <staffecet> houses will get lost in WA too
04:02 <staffecet> how can we dance when the beds are burning
04:39 <staffecet> come england girls are nice tight pussy cause of the cold, babies come out like pugs
06:06 <b1rd> Fuck off terrorist.
06:15 <b1rd> Hope you die soon.
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45:05 <b1rd> Props
56:31 <Lumeah2> Supn
56:38 <b1rd> Heyy
56:53 <b1rd> Jus change to lappy 2sex..
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40:46 <iBiZa[Laptop]> quiet morning in beautiful melbourn
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46:05 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lupcooo
47:42 <iBiZa[Laptop]> LuPcO[Mobile2]:
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50:56 <iBiZa> query jedstar
51:13 <iBiZa> sup
51:19 <iBiZa> #melbourne
51:24 <iBiZa> who is awake??????
51:45 <iBiZa> ok time for a whole channel slap!
51:49 * iBiZa slaps DoC around a bit with a large trout
51:52 * iBiZa slaps tozza around a bit with a large trout
51:54 * iBiZa slaps Bonny around a bit with a large trout
51:56 * iBiZa slaps Kelevra around a bit with a large trout
51:59 * iBiZa slaps simba around a bit with a large trout
52:01 * iBiZa slaps thebeejai around a bit with a large trout
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25:45 <iBiZa[Laptop]> Cordelia
25:47 <iBiZa[Laptop]> ain't that a name
25:50 <iBiZa[Laptop]> from hanninbal
25:58 <Arbition> I like Faustina
27:03 <deadpandadolls> Mariette
27:14 <deadpandadolls> french names <3
27:22 <Arbition> That's my Grandmothers name
28:09 <deadpandadolls> woah
28:17 <deadpandadolls> if I had twin girls, Mariette and Marielle
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47:04 <iBiZa[Mobile]> ouch
47:11 <moohoo> ?
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50:06 <Kelevra> sif ouch!
50:25 <Kelevra> iBiZa[Mobile] hows the day treating you?
50:38 <iBiZa[Mobile]> just woke up
50:41 <iBiZa[Mobile]> need to shower
50:44 <iBiZa[Mobile]> n get out of bed
52:55 <moohoo> overrated
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56:23 <Kelevra> baww
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02:00 <moohoo> are larry and kylie a couple?
03:21 <moohoo> oh no there not
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20:46 <b1rd> props thoze
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25:38 <lisa> morning
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30:02 <Kelevra> morning lisa
30:18 <lisa> hey Kelevra
32:22 <Kelevra> hows the day treating you so far?
32:59 <lisa> can't complain yet ;)
34:40 <Kelevra> :D
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28:05 <Spence> Oi
28:29 <Spence> Piss off moohoo
29:49 <b1rd> yer lol
30:15 <Spence> Its me in phone lol
30:19 <Spence> On
30:38 <b1rd> LOLOLLOL
30:49 <b1rd> lets go to war with the muds
30:57 <Spence> I logged out tho weird shit
31:13 <b1rd> werd up cunts!
31:16 <b1rd> deadpandadolls,
31:20 <b1rd> fkn L00PEYD0G
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23:22 <Spence> Sperm dubbed on me
23:27 <Spence> Girls dick
23:54 <Skirmish> hahahahaha no you got the natural response for that channel. Just had to wait for someone to pay attention.
24:34 <Spence> They always do that?
25:09 <Skirmish> Absolutely. You think carrying on like that for extended periods wasn't going to get someone banned?
25:26 <Spence> But its all good
25:42 <Spence> Did bird get banned
25:53 <Skirmish> It's funny for a little while but then it gets really old ... fast.
26:05 <Spence> Yeah I know
26:07 <Skirmish> Just the one ban was put on.
26:14 <Spence> Bs
26:30 <Skirmish> b1rd will go to ground now though because irc is his life and he won't want to risk getting banned.
27:02 <Spence> I'm zlined
27:21 <Skirmish> You wouldn't be on the server if you were zlined unless you're dodging that.
27:29 <Spence> Yeah
27:31 <Spence> I did
27:32 Mode: (by tozza) +v Spence
27:44 <Spence> Hey tozzballs
28:02 <Skirmish> b1rd can't run that risk of being zlined and not being able to dodge it. It would ruin his life.
28:15 <Spence> Lol fuck yeah
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28:48 <Blyke> coffee lols
29:07 <Spence> Hey blyke
29:14 <Blyke> hi
29:41 <Sutekh> Blykeeeeeeeeee
30:30 <Blyke> lol
30:46 Nick: Spence is now known as moohoo_lunch
38:21 <Skirmish> hahaha moohoo_lunch you were unbanned. [13:36] <@chookmagnet> b1rd you girlfriend is un banned
38:50 <b1rd> * chookmagnet removes ban on *!*@1.152.AACF1B.94D46E
38:54 <b1rd> lololol
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41:39 <moohoo_lunch> That channel sux
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46:08 <tozza[Mobile]> YAWNNNN
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48:28 <lisa> morning tozza[Mobile]
49:31 <tozza[Mobile]> :)
50:34 <tozza[Mobile]> I must jump in the shower
50:48 <lisa> do you smell like balls and sweat
50:55 <tozza[Mobile]> Not today
51:03 <lisa> shame
51:04 <tozza[Mobile]> More like beer and breath
51:24 <lisa> that's less hot
51:57 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh i know
52:16 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats why i must fix
52:21 <tozza[Mobile]> Plus a shave
52:28 <lisa> have fun
52:30 <tozza[Mobile]> My face is over fuzzy
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52:44 <lisa> scruff is hot
52:57 <lisa> ungroomed scruff
53:12 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh it's becoming ungroomed
53:12 Mode: (by tozza) +v tozza[Mobile]
53:46 <lisa> ungroomed scruff > groomed beard
54:27 <lisa> sorry hipsters
57:15 <Skirmish> lol
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59:18 <tozza[Mobile]> I keep it rather short with my beard trimmer so its always really short just a bit longer and stubble i guess
59:30 <lisa> nice
59:32 Nick: yourfkdchook is now known as twopoo
59:34 <lisa> sounds acceptable
59:36 <lisa> :P
59:55 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
01:12 <twopoo> I have a beard on my penis
01:41 <lisa> same
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08:04 <lisa> who's planning on getting laid for valentine's day
08:27 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
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10:04 <lisa> wb IBIZA
10:06 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb ibiza
15:09 <Kelevra> this is irc, no one ever gets laid
15:31 <lisa> oh right
15:33 <lisa> forgot
15:44 <tozza[Mobile]> I did last saturday
16:07 <tozza[Mobile]> Was sex night and i knew it was dancing around like a kid on xmas eve waiting for jade too come home
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16:22 <tozza[Mobile]> Jetbum welcome
16:26 <lisa> gf?
16:32 <JetBum> hey toz
16:39 <Kelevra> lol
16:48 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh almost 7 years now losa
16:53 <tozza[Mobile]> Lisa
17:01 <tozza[Mobile]> Omg not losa :(
17:05 <lisa> lol
18:20 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey kelevra how u been
18:55 <iBiZa> ta
19:00 <iBiZa> bbs
19:29 <Kelevra> hey tozza, yeah good thanks, yourself?
19:45 <tozza> NOT BAD
19:49 <tozza> ooops lol
19:52 <tozza> yeh not bad
19:54 <Kelevra> lol
20:02 <tozza> didnt smell like sweat and balls today
20:09 <tozza> just booze and breath
20:14 <Kelevra> wo0t
20:19 <Kelevra> good work
20:30 <tozza> ew i dont know about that
20:32 <Kelevra> I smell like cleaning products
20:39 <tozza> lol
20:50 <tozza> howd the kitchen hold up?
21:04 <Kelevra> yeah the girls didn't fuck the house up this morning
21:21 <tozza> bonus
21:25 <Kelevra> first time in 5 days
21:42 <tozza> must be doin it too confuse ya
21:48 <tozza> then bammm 7pm
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21:56 <Kelevra> nah I think it's a jealousy thing
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22:09 <tozza> LOL
22:12 <tozza> what
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22:29 <Kelevra> well since I went on that date she's been really bitchy
22:44 <tozza> :O
22:46 <Kelevra> she's used to having my full attention 24/7 and me all to herself
23:08 <tozza> did u say welcome to pain?
23:16 <Kelevra> hahaha
23:34 <tozza> teehee
23:34 <Kelevra> well she has been a bitch, I swear I've wanted to flog her but it's illegal sadly
24:00 <tozza> lol
24:27 <tozza> oh man
24:35 <tozza> i just had a shower now i need a grog bog
24:39 <tozza> i hate post shower shits
24:59 * tozza rolls eyes
25:25 <Kelevra> plus I've been making her sleep in her own own room and her own bed
25:52 <Kelevra> so it's a big change for her but my brother told me if I don't start doing it consistantly she'll never sleep alone
26:12 <Kelevra> and I was getting sick of her laying sideways on my bed being a bed hog
26:42 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh its important
28:13 <Kelevra> well she has her own queensized bed so she should enjoy that
28:19 <tozza[Mobile]> Im waiting for my t-shirt from china too arrive its been ages
28:29 <tozza[Mobile]> Wow lol
28:35 <Kelevra> yeah gotta hate ordering shit from china
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29:09 <Kelevra> by the time shit arrives you forget you've ordered it lol
29:15 <tozza[Mobile]> https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/131862545827
29:21 <tozza[Mobile]> I cant wait to wear it
29:45 <tozza[Mobile]> Ouchh i forgot i ate fresh chillis lastnight
29:51 <tozza[Mobile]> RING OF FIRE
29:59 <Kelevra> LOL
30:20 <tozza[Mobile]> Like lava falling into the ocean
30:35 <tozza[Mobile]> Im not gonna be able too flush it will have cooled too stone
30:55 <lisa> omg are you currently ircing from the shitter
31:12 <tozza[Mobile]> I know how new age
31:24 <lisa> you're such a boy
31:32 <Kelevra> haha
31:36 <lisa> do it, but don't TELL US
31:53 <tozza[Mobile]> Well its a little late now
32:19 <Kelevra> I couldn't trust my ex fiance in the toilet with any forms of electronics
32:35 <Kelevra> the bastard used to take my laptop in the mornings into the toilet and jack off
32:39 <Kelevra> WHO DOES THAT
32:43 <tozza[Mobile]> :0
32:47 <lisa> ew lol
32:50 <tozza[Mobile]> he had a gf
32:56 <lisa> i don't understand the fascination with the toilet that men have
32:59 <tozza[Mobile]> Why did he change his own oil for
33:05 <lisa> you need to shit, you shit, it takes like 60 seconds
33:10 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
33:14 <lisa> you don't need a hobby for while you're doing it
33:15 <tozza[Mobile]> Im ircing
33:21 <Kelevra> yeah well he could've woke me up and been like 'hello there Melanie'
33:25 <tozza[Mobile]> I get lonely
33:31 <Kelevra> lazy morning sex ftw
33:36 <lisa> but just shit and get on with life
33:41 <lisa> don't make a pstime of it
33:45 <lisa> pastime*
33:54 <tozza[Mobile]> Sticking it in ur buttcheek hoping you woul press back but instead you farted
34:07 <Kelevra> lol
34:16 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha lisa i get lonely
34:20 <tozza[Mobile]> Im so ronereyyy
34:36 <lisa> but if you're in there for a minute, no time to get lonely
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34:45 <lisa> it's not a half hour thing, the toilet for me
34:53 <lisa> i don't get what takes so long
35:03 <Kelevra> he has sting ring so he's taking his time
35:13 <lisa> nah they all do it
35:14 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol i havent been in there now for loke 2 mins im walking too my mail box
35:33 <lisa> it's one of the universe's mysteries
35:36 <Kelevra> fuck I haven't checked my mail box since last week
35:51 <lisa> like seahorses and jimmy hoffa
36:01 <tozza[Mobile]> More like where all the paper goes
36:10 <tozza[Mobile]> Do u guys eat it to stay slim ot something
36:15 * morgoth sighs
36:25 <lisa> eat what
36:31 <tozza[Mobile]> The bog roll
36:35 <morgoth> welp I just got stabbed by an indian so begins yet another 2 weeks of retaliation
36:37 <lisa> lol
36:45 <Kelevra> girls always have to wipe
36:49 <Kelevra> we can't drip dry
36:52 <lisa> ^
36:56 <tozza[Mobile]> How many times but
37:02 <Kelevra> EVERY time
37:07 <tozza[Mobile]> Dab dab or wipe
37:15 <Kelevra> depends
37:16 <tozza[Mobile]> I mean in 1 sitting
37:17 <morgoth> seriously you chop off a few guys dicks for insulting you, you think the rest of their herd would get the message
37:17 <lisa> well a shake might be ok for you, we get fusty if we don't pay attention
37:22 <tozza[Mobile]> 
37:59 <lisa> no one buys my tiolet paper but me, so i'll use as much as i like THANKS
38:14 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats fine
38:15 <morgoth> I shit you not, I have this indian who thinks we put 13 trillion US$ worth of technology in an undefended house in a foreign country
38:21 <lisa> when you're buying my toilet paper, you can complain
38:31 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha sorry lisa
38:34 <lisa> :D
39:15 <tozza[Mobile]> Atleast my ring of fire has gone back too normal
39:28 <morgoth> I understand that as indians are not human, just bonobos they lack self respect, but seriously, to sink that low. at least chimps have dignity
39:39 <tozza[Mobile]> :o
39:43 <lisa> on that racist note, i think i'll go do some stuff
39:44 <lisa> bll
39:49 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmfao
39:49 <lisa> bbl
39:57 <tozza[Mobile]> Waves to lisa
41:30 <Kelevra> fkn hell my dad just just rang me and goes 'mel there's a missed call on my phone, can I give you the number and you can find out who it is'
41:40 <Kelevra> I'm like 'why not try calling it'
41:47 <Kelevra> and he goes 'oh can I do that'
41:52 <tozza[Mobile]> Kelevra if you were to make me food to take too work today what would i be taking?
41:57 * Kelevra pats him
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
42:08 <Kelevra> I'm not sure, I had steak
42:19 <tozza[Mobile]> Id have steak
42:31 <Kelevra> carbonara! or something
42:41 <tozza[Mobile]> Im picking up a home gym thing tonight and a punching bag
42:49 <Kelevra> o0o0o0oer nice
42:58 <tozza[Mobile]> Time too give me some arms
43:09 <tozza[Mobile]> I feel so inflated
43:21 <tozza[Mobile]> Fkn hire me out for children to jump on me
43:33 <Kelevra> I thought about putting a gym out on my balcony but then if a weight drops on one of the girls they'll be fucked and it'd mean I'd have to get it up here, it seems like effort
43:34 <tozza[Mobile]> Er wait that sounds abit peedo it
43:50 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha true
44:03 <Kelevra> I am however considering throwing out my couches and getting a pool table
44:08 <tozza[Mobile]> U have help now
44:29 <tozza[Mobile]> Omg mel , mal was selling the brunswick premium pool tables for 500
44:39 <Kelevra> fuck that's cheap
44:43 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
44:49 <tozza[Mobile]> With everything
44:56 <tozza[Mobile]> Cues balls triabgle and light
45:28 <Kelevra> fuck that's decent
45:41 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh gone now tho
45:52 <Kelevra> =(
46:14 <tozza> me and my mate miro had no room
46:29 <tozza> he has all them arcade machines and well mine is taken up from retro gaming
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46:42 <Kelevra> build a man shed or garage
46:50 <tozza> dont have the room
46:55 <tozza> u will see when u visit
47:13 <Kelevra> trust me I'm a fkn genius when it comes to space
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47:28 <Kelevra> my apartment seats about 23 people
47:40 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol its mums house too so i cant get too crazy
47:48 <Kelevra> that's why my family does gatherings here
47:50 <tozza[Mobile]> I take up 3 rooms
47:58 <Kelevra> lol
47:59 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha kool
48:04 <Kelevra> your poor mum
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48:26 <tozza[Mobile]> She is fine with it her living space and backyard is lovely
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48:52 <tozza[Mobile]> When the first arcade machine was coming she went fucking ape
49:04 <tozza[Mobile]> Then she didn't mind it then told me too fill a room with then
49:07 <tozza[Mobile]> Them
49:19 <Kelevra> lmao that's awesome
50:48 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh god here i am enjoying life
50:59 <tozza[Mobile]> And i havent gotten ready for work i leave in 10 fark
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> God i hate hearing "real housewives of who gives a fuck"
52:12 <tozza[Mobile]> Constantly from the other lounge room
52:16 <Kelevra> hahaha
52:28 <Kelevra> I'm totally a tv whore when it comes to reality tv shows
52:36 <tozza[Mobile]> Cause there is so many now it seems to. E always on
52:47 <tozza[Mobile]> I can handle geordie shore
52:49 <Kelevra> yeah there's heaps
53:18 <tozza[Mobile]> "Scotty t and his turbo d"
53:21 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha
54:18 <Kelevra> lmao
54:27 <Kelevra> fuck my house smells rank from cooking steak
55:53 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol u sure it was a steak?
56:09 <tozza[Mobile]> U could have cooked a turd
56:15 <Kelevra> yeah I put all these herbs on it, it does taste nice but leaves a horrible after smell
56:20 <tozza[Mobile]> Ah
58:02 <tozza[Mobile]> Ok off too work bbs
58:08 <tozza[Mobile]> Hopefully i have fuck all on
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01:39 <Blyke> i need get rid all my friends to get better
01:47 <Blyke> but then noone will see me at all
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01:50 <Blyke> and i will go nuts
01:59 <tozza[Mobile]_> K
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05:31 <Blyke> over it all
06:16 <Blyke> years ago on this day i could have gone to jail for crying
06:26 <Blyke> so fuck life
06:40 <tozza[Mobile]_> :(
07:39 <Blyke> never kissed a girl on my birthday
07:51 <Blyke> never had any woman care
07:57 <Blyke> apart from my family
13:16 <Blyke> only time i had sorta sex was when i was 15
13:17 Mode: (by tozza) +v Blyke
13:28 <Blyke> so 22 years ago
13:47 <Blyke> and u wonder why i am mental
22:40 <deadpandadolls> that's what prostitutes are for
23:11 <Blyke> no i am not scum
23:20 <Blyke> so fuck u
30:54 <iBiZa> who did u have sex with
30:58 <iBiZa> breaker
31:00 <iBiZa> or lisa?
31:05 <tozza[Mobile]_> Lol
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31:31 <Blyke> well i sorta had sex with lisa
31:36 <Blyke> when i was like 30
31:37 <iBiZa> lol
31:38 <Blyke> or something
31:40 <iBiZa> lisa says no
31:40 <tozza[Mobile]> Whats sorta
31:44 <tozza[Mobile]> Dry sex
31:48 <iBiZa> imaginge sex
31:54 <Kelevra> lol
31:54 <iBiZa> u will never get this
31:56 <iBiZa> lalala lalalalal
32:03 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
32:23 <Kelevra> nothing like Blyke to put a smile on everyones dial
32:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o tozza[Mobile]
32:58 <IRCStats> New stats available for #melbourne! Check out the stats at http://www.chatmelbourne.com.au/stats
33:40 <tozza[Mobile]> The quotes were from ages back
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34:56 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb lethalinjection
35:05 <lethalinjection> :)
36:15 <Skirmish> Blyke: I hate to tell you mate but you really do need to stop buying alcohol and drugs and instead get yourself a hooker to come over and give you a hand job at least. You need the release.
36:35 <Kelevra> there's plenty of hookers for free in noble park
36:40 <Skirmish> Hey there breaker is back.
38:02 <lethalinjection> skirtmish
38:04 <deadpandadolls> how do u 'sorta' have sex
38:04 <deadpandadolls> ?
38:33 <Skirmish> Isn't that what Jen and Chris did?
38:42 <Skirmish> Breaker is hella jealous.
39:02 <Skirmish> Did you hear about the time breaker couldn't get a boner to bang Jen with?
40:02 <Skirmish> Trying to convince her to get drunk so she would do it and he got himself so drunk he couldn't get it up. lol poor guy.
40:02 <lethalinjection> You need to stop talking about Jen you stalkers, she is not interested in talking to any of you
42:03 <b1rd> is she in your rape dungeon?
42:05 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
42:15 <b1rd> like alf off home and away lololol
42:26 <Kelevra> eww who watches home and away
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42:57 <MelbUser|76932> lethalinjection has also used the nicknames: TheMayo HBD JTR Sang ShangTsung ShangZero subzero deadpandashitz subzero Shangzero subzero Scorpion Sc0rpion Scorpion HellbillyDeluxe Scorpion HellBillyDeluxe
43:04 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh wtf
43:27 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats breaker?
43:29 <b1rd> what a snake
43:36 <b1rd> if that isn't stalking i don't know what is
43:38 <tozza[Mobile]> Melbuser are you breaker
43:47 <MelbUser|76932> that is not breaker
43:52 <Kelevra> lethalinjection isn't breaker
44:10 <tozza[Mobile]> Not lethal i meammelbuser
44:11 Mode: (by tozza) +v tozza[Mobile]
44:15 <+tozza[Mobile]> Melbuser
45:39 <Skirmish> I'm hungry and the chinese restaurant doesn't open until 5 :(
46:12 <+tozza[Mobile]> Dont u hate that
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47:28 <Skirmish> I do hate it!
47:40 <Skirmish> I want some combination chow mien!
48:43 <Kelevra> chow mien gives me headaches for some reason
48:49 <Kelevra> I think it's the smell
48:56 <Kelevra> lemonade does aswell
50:20 <+tozza[Mobile]> Prob the salt content mel
51:39 <Kelevra> that might be it also
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53:14 <deadpandadolls> get fried duck feet
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55:00 <+tozza[Mobile]> Sounds painful
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21:48 <Blyke> yay got grog now
21:51 <Blyke> lol
22:01 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
22:05 <tozza[Mobile]> I want beer
22:10 <Kelevra> same
23:16 <Blyke> lol
31:46 <TheRon> beer?
32:10 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
32:31 <tozza[Mobile]> I got 6 at home but i might give it a miss tonight and go for a jog after work instead
32:56 <TheRon> rahter have a beer
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52:54 <MelbUser|76932> raka has also used the nicknames: lethalinjection TheMayo HBD JTR Sang ShangTsung ShangZero subzero deadpandashitz subzero Shangzero subzero Scorpion Sc0rpion Scorpion HellbillyDeluxe Scorpion HellBillyDeluxe
53:08 <raka> Hi
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56:34 <MelbUser|51435> :)
56:59 <MelbUser|76932> your shit dont work dickhead
57:28 <MelbUser|76932> you might be bale to fool some of these people
57:31 <MelbUser|51435> :)
57:35 <MelbUser|76932> but you dont fool me bro
57:40 <raka> :)
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00:22 <tozza[Mobile]> Cant drink ever night theron
02:16 <raka> breaker :)
02:53 <tozza[Mobile]> Wheres brewker
03:18 <raka> MelbUser|76932 = breaker
03:23 <TheRon> icehouse - crazy
03:41 <raka> He's getting desperate now, hiding behind kiwiirc
03:45 <MelbUser|76932> raka has also used the nicknames: lethalinjection TheMayo HBD JTR Sang ShangTsung ShangZero subzero deadpandashitz subzero Shangzero subzero Scorpion Sc0rpion Scorpion HellbillyDeluxe Scorpion HellBillyDeluxe
04:14 <lisa> someone accuses someone different of being breaker about 10 times a day
04:44 <raka> :)
05:26 <tozza[Mobile]> I need more pinball machines in my life
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11:55 <steven1> hey MelbUser|76932
12:02 <steven1> :)
12:15 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
12:34 <raka> LOL
12:46 Nick: steven1 is now known as steven
12:56 <raka> We know it's you breaker, you might as well come out of hiding
12:59 <raka> LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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13:30 <tozza[Mobile]> Anywhoo
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30:55 <steven> MelbUser|76932 you dont fool me bro
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40:29 <lisa> oh look, it's beer o'clock again
41:55 <TheRon> what were the chances of that
42:20 <iBiZa[Mobile]> atf
42:22 <iBiZa[Mobile]> is that song
42:27 <iBiZa[Mobile]> more than words
42:32 <iBiZa[Mobile]> about 2 poofs
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46:15 <lisa> hi Nice1
46:39 <raka> Nice1 is that you?
46:43 <raka> GOLDSPADE
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49:11 <steven> MelbUser|76932, you interested in buying a clubsport ?
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50:30 <steven> ding ding
50:40 <Skirmish> hahahaha
51:06 <Skirmish> Buy steven's clubby and get a free breaker stalking you everywhere.
51:48 <steven> i give him my rego plate last night
51:56 <steven> and he also said that was fake
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52:06 <lisa> hi Glenn
52:13 <Glenn> Good afternoon all! :)
52:25 <steven> g'day Glenn
52:27 <Glenn> Hi lisa! :))
52:34 <Glenn> ...and steven!
52:42 <TheRon> happy valentines day
52:55 <steven> thanks for the reminder
53:03 <steven> i wont look like such a cunt now :)
53:03 <Glenn> Hi TheRon
53:24 <Glenn> :)
53:32 <TheRon> you in the doghouse?
54:48 <Glenn> Not yet... :P
55:41 <TheRon> has the wife ever caught you walking out of a brothel in a dishevelled state?
56:50 <tozza[Mobile]> Hiya barbie , hi ken ,, you wanna go for a ride, sure , jump in
00:46 <tozza[Mobile]> Anyone?
01:25 <Glenn> Pass... I don't think you're quite my type :P
02:28 <steven> http://prntscr.com/e8hxcl
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05:24 <tozza[Mobile]> Lame
06:13 <simba> imagination life is ur creation
06:26 <tozza[Mobile]> There we go
08:26 <MelbUser|76932> funny how steven used kiwiirc to pretend to be breaker lastnight and wait for the zline to find out what the zline msg was and then tells the channel what it was - you dont fool me steven bro :)
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09:31 <TheRon> hold me now whoa warm my heart
13:03 <steven> haha
13:05 Quit: LuPcO[Mobile2] ([email protected]) EOF from client
13:09 <steven> what the fuck is he on about
13:33 <tozza[Mobile]> Shrugs
13:43 <steven> :}
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19:06 <thebeejai> good evening shoppers......testicles......that is all
19:52 <tozza[Mobile]> Yo
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21:49 <thebeejai> sup hombre
22:12 <tozza[Mobile]> Work
22:28 <thebeejai> that sux
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27:20 <Nice1> that was really dumb
27:52 Nick: Chris is now known as Sutekh
28:03 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
30:01 <thebeejai> i just read the grand imperial mwizard is dead...
31:40 <TheRon> do they choose another one like they do the pope?
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33:38 <breaker> :)
34:01 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
34:11 <thebeejai> wb breaker
35:27 <Kelevra> wb breaker
35:41 <breaker> :)
35:41 <Sutekh> breaker returns
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36:01 <Sutekh> what was your crime this time champ?
36:11 <steven> that's not breaker
36:27 <Nice1> breaker's twin
36:28 <thebeejai> i think the grand dragon gets a promotion to grand imperial wizard
36:29 <Sutekh> ohh fake hey
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36:37 <Sutekh> haha
36:52 <Nice1> hehe
37:11 <steven> nice try steven
37:24 <steven> you see
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37:36 <steven> steven is obsessed with breaker
37:44 <steven> he';ll do anything to cause trouble
37:55 <Sutekh> 107.161 ahh
38:02 Nick: steven is now known as steven1
38:05 <steven1> its kiwiirc
38:26 <Sutekh> steven, ur a fake too hun
38:34 <Nice1> heheh
38:34 <Sutekh> oops huh
38:35 <Sutekh> haha
38:37 <steven1> what steven wants is for me to ID to my nick under kiwiirc
38:42 Quit: breaker ([email protected]) Quit: because fuck you thats why...
38:43 <steven1> but its not going to happen
39:01 <Sutekh> all these fakes
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40:07 <steven1> Joins: steven2 ([email protected]) - Clones: 2 from steven2 (thebeejai)
40:12 <lisa> people need hobbies
40:16 <thebeejai> lol
40:18 <steven1> lol steven has to clone
40:21 <steven1> what a poor cunt
40:24 <Glenn> 107.161.*... the preferred host of AustNets best tossers! :P
41:11 <Nice1> whats the rest of it Glenn
41:28 <Glenn> Doesn't matter.
41:29 Join: carlOz ([email protected]) to #melbourne
41:35 Quit: steven2 ([email protected]) Quit: because fuck you thats why...
41:44 <Nice1> well why bring it up then
42:04 <steven1> have fun steven trying to pretend to be breaker :}
42:12 Quit: steven1 ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client
42:32 <Glenn> It's a bit like Commodores being the preferred vehicle of Collingwood supporting bogans! :)
42:46 <Nice1> whatever that means
43:18 Quit: carl0z ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
43:32 <b1rd> http://imgur.com/a/sjrRR
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44:13 <Sutekh> i think that was Melbuser guy haha
44:13 Mode: (by tozza) +v Sutekh
45:28 <b1rd> lol
55:18 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao glenn
56:02 Quit: Bozza ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
56:31 <tozza[Mobile]> I get knocked down but i get up again
57:10 <zaim> what the fuck b1rd
57:34 <zaim> that dick has some serious issues
57:52 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol jesua christ on a motorbike
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 10 foot cock
58:15 <b1rd> lol
58:27 <b1rd> its only issues are finding warm places to inhabit
58:33 <zaim> size looks average.. its the lumps
58:45 <b1rd> weathered and well used mate
58:55 <b1rd> average is 5 inches tho
59:02 <b1rd> u cant see from base
59:04 <zaim> lumps do not mean weathered
59:15 <b1rd> doctor zaim to da rescue lol
59:21 <zaim> is that ur dick
59:22 <b1rd> they veins
59:26 <b1rd> bro
59:35 <b1rd> veins to pump serious blood to serious penis
59:38 <b1rd> :]
59:38 Mode: (by tozza) +v b1rd
59:43 <zaim> yeah nah.
59:51 <zaim> them veins need a checkup
59:53 <b1rd> yes.
59:57 <b1rd> bs
00:01 <b1rd> work well
00:02 <zaim> no bs
00:07 <zaim> well gl
01:11 <b1rd> tar boe
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10:53 <Kelevra> yum
11:11 <TheRon> i certainly am
11:14 <tozza[Mobile]> B1rds dick?
11:20 <Kelevra> oh hello TheRon
11:28 * deadpandadolls slaps b1rd around a bit with a large trout
11:32 <deadpandadolls> little WHORE!
11:35 * Kelevra flutters her eye lashes @ TheRon
11:52 <tozza[Mobile]> Is ron
11:52 <deadpandadolls> u in the big time now son
11:53 <tozza[Mobile]> Is good
11:56 <deadpandadolls> LOL!
11:59 <Kelevra> b1rd's dick sounds like a disease
12:00 <TheRon> get me a beer toots chop chop!
12:12 <tozza[Mobile]> Didnt u see the picture
12:14 <deadpandadolls> b1rds dick got b1rddickflu
12:22 <b1rd> it only makes sounds IRL Kelevra
12:23 <tozza[Mobile]> I couldn't make out what it was
12:26 <b1rd> LOL
12:32 * Kelevra swaggers toward TheRon with a crisp beer
12:34 <deadpandadolls> smokin inside ima bad boi
13:00 <Kelevra> b1rd yeah I gathered that but who the fuck would want a b1rd's dick?
13:02 <TheRon> hope you're wearing that german bar wench get up
13:22 <Kelevra> :)
13:46 <tozza[Mobile]> Time for some ebay
14:25 <TheRon> two strong hearts
14:25 <Kelevra> buy me everything kthnx
14:39 <Kelevra> you've missed a lot of my bdays
14:41 <Kelevra> ^.^
15:35 <deadpandadolls> I want b1rd dick
15:37 <deadpandadolls> over pollock dick
15:39 <deadpandadolls> lulz
15:46 <deadpandadolls> n b1rd is a cutie pies
15:48 <deadpandadolls> tee hee
15:49 Mode: (by tozza) +v deadpandadolls
15:58 <deadpandadolls> ty
16:07 <deadpandadolls> tenk yi
16:49 <tozza[Mobile]> What just happened
17:44 <Blyke> cbf eating
17:48 <Blyke> never can be
17:51 <b1rd> wheres pollocks cock?
17:55 <b1rd> wanna compare
18:08 <b1rd> breaker cockpik now
18:18 <Blyke> where is a real person
18:23 <morgoth> are these guys homosexuals?
18:23 <Blyke> to save me from this morons
18:32 <Blyke> no morgoth
18:52 <Blyke> i miss the most beautiful person i ever met
19:06 <tozza[Mobile]> Who?
19:09 <Blyke> my head is about to fall off
19:09 <Kelevra> morgoth looks like that
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19:14 <Blyke> its so done in
19:28 <Blyke> hi LuPcO[Mobile2] or is that sash
19:33 <Blyke> if so hey man
19:33 Mode: (by tozza) +v Blyke
19:38 <morgoth> i demand satisfaction
19:49 <Blyke> u want satisfaction
19:52 <morgoth> yes
19:54 <Blyke> how do u want it
19:56 <morgoth> i demand it
19:58 <deadpandadolls> lol b1rd
19:59 Join: Sunbeam ([email protected]) to #melbourne
20:01 <morgoth> pistols at dawn
20:04 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
20:06 <Blyke> lol
20:06 <deadpandadolls> he prob wanked over Picard cock pic with bronniez
20:09 <Glenn> Sunbeam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)))))
20:10 <morgoth> chicken shit
20:15 <Blyke> me
20:15 * Glenn slides overs to Sunbeam and gives a big cuddle!
20:18 <lisa> hiya Sunbeam :)
20:18 <morgoth> yep
20:19 <Blyke> im not chicken shit
20:21 <Sunbeam> Glenn!!!!!! fancy seeing u here :P
20:22 <deadpandadolls> chucky was rootin pollocks mum right
20:23 <Blyke> i dont have a gun
20:25 <Blyke> lol
20:26 <deadpandadolls> n he pwned chucky
20:30 <deadpandadolls> but he got done yer
20:32 * Sunbeam hugs Glenn so tight, she squeezes the Vowels out of  (((G l n n)))
20:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Sunbeam
20:40 <Sunbeam> hiya lisa :)
20:43 <deadpandadolls> would've thought pollock wouldn't have been allowed to use a computer for ten yrs
20:49 <Sunbeam> ta muchly :)
20:59 <deadpandadolls> just because some dude is rootin ur mum u dont put kiddie porn on his pc yo
21:17 <morgoth> ok, theres going to be an accident because there are too many power tripping boongs in this country
21:17 <deadpandadolls> breaker must have a hard on for his mother b1rd
21:19 <TheRon> quick, get a slippery nipple for the lady, make it a double!
21:27 <deadpandadolls> lil pinky dick one
21:37 <deadpandadolls> how many are there morgoth?
21:40 <Sunbeam> hiya TheRon :)
21:42 <deadpandadolls> thought Mundine was the only one
22:10 <morgoth> enjoy quitting smack
22:15 <Blyke> who
22:19 <TheRon> what about the age of reason?
22:21 <Blyke> im not on smack
22:43 <Blyke> morgoth i love u
22:50 <Blyke> nothing suss
22:58 <morgoth> this man is in the military and he has insulted me piublically I require him to be blood tested for drugs
22:58 Mode: (by tozza) +v morgoth
23:07 <deadpandadolls> who
23:14 <deadpandadolls> is morgoth shimoon?
23:21 <deadpandadolls> r u Indian?
23:36 <deadpandadolls> you sound like that fucker, that was booted out of aus and lives in Borneo
23:37 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh not the indian thing again
24:08 <deadpandadolls> whut Indian thing?
24:27 <TheRon> anybody see jaquie lamby last night, i thought it was a pisser
24:32 <Sunbeam> hi tozza[Mobile] :)
24:47 <Blyke> jaquui lamby is hot
24:56 <Blyke> i would do her
25:01 <TheRon> bit of a racist
25:15 <TheRon> and pretty dumb
25:15 <Blyke> nah i would use my cock
25:19 <Blyke> im australian
25:19 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey sunbeam
25:19 Mode: (by tozza) +v tozza[Mobile]
25:28 <tozza[Mobile]> How r ya
25:48 <Sunbeam> I'm tickety boo thanks...how are you?
26:01 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh just pinball shopping lol
26:08 <deadpandadolls> it was great TheRon
26:09 <deadpandadolls> but
26:18 <Blyke> i have zen pinball 2
26:21 <Blyke> on ps4
26:21 <deadpandadolls> there're too many push-over, idiot sympathetics on FB
26:22 <Blyke> is cool
26:23 <Sunbeam> gotta love pinball
26:26 <deadpandadolls> sticking up for that other chick
26:35 <deadpandadolls> outed her by posted what Sharia law is
26:37 <Blyke> but 10$ a table
26:38 <deadpandadolls> found that funnier
26:39 <TheRon> woo the neverending story
26:40 Mode: (by tozza) +v TheRon
26:52 <tozza[Mobile]> I have machines blyke
27:05 <tozza[Mobile]> Virtual is fun but nothing compared too the real thing
27:08 <Blyke> i would help jacqui lamby
27:14 <Blyke> teach every cunt
27:16 <Blyke> ice is soap
27:18 <tozza[Mobile]> The lights the bells the music etc
27:23 <Blyke> only good for cleaning toiletsd
27:29 <tozza[Mobile]> Errr what
27:40 <Blyke> it has drain cleaner in it
27:45 <Blyke> insides of batteries
27:47 <Blyke> etc
27:48 <Blyke> etc
27:57 <Blyke> and u cunts smoke ice
27:59 <Blyke> u dumb cunts
28:04 <morgoth> blah blah blah
28:12 * Sunbeam raises her eyebrows at Blyke
28:13 <Blyke> no blah blah blah
28:20 <morgoth> look at this cunt mouthing off again
28:24 <Glenn> BLyke... cool it! :)
28:25 <Blyke> oh
28:36 <Blyke> where is cuddle kitten
28:38 <Blyke> Glenn
28:48 <Sunbeam> that's such an horrible word...don't u think?
29:09 <Glenn> No need for the c*** word here.
29:12 <lisa> no they don't
29:22 <Blyke> ok sorry lisa
29:23 <b1rd> only sydney no c word
29:26 <Blyke> no more c work
29:26 <b1rd> fkup Blyke
29:27 <b1rd> lol
29:28 <Blyke> word
29:32 <TheRon> i believe in tolerence and understanding to muslims, not persecution
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29:57 <tozza[Mobile]> Who the fuck smokes ice
30:02 <lisa> wasn't me that brought it up..
30:02 <Blyke> once i had friend named lisa
30:07 <tozza[Mobile]> What u goin on about blyke
30:11 * Sunbeam  WhAmTaCkLePoUnCeHuGz ^bozojim
30:13 <Blyke> she was hottest woman
30:15 <Blyke> out
30:18 <Blyke> in my eyes
30:20 <^bozojim> hello Sunbeam
30:23 <lisa> yeah it's not me
30:26 <lisa> different lisa
30:29 <Blyke> ok
30:30 <Sunbeam> hiya ^bozojim :)
30:40 <TheRon> wouldn't it be good to be in your shoes, even if it was for just one day
30:40 <lisa> there's a lot of us
30:42 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
30:47 <Blyke> but u can be hot too
30:51 <lisa> i'm not
30:53 <tozza[Mobile]> She has spikey hair and plays saxophone
30:54 <Blyke> u prob are more than her
31:10 <Blyke> why aint u hot
31:11 <tozza[Mobile]> Any lisa is a goal blyke?
31:16 <Blyke> no
31:17 <lisa> bad genes? who knows
31:23 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
31:24 <Sunbeam> Nik Kershaw
31:27 <Blyke> are u over weight
31:28 <Blyke> ?
31:32 <Blyke> then thats hot
31:34 <lisa> no
31:34 <TheRon> yes! awesome song
31:36 <Sunbeam> no i'm undertall lol
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31:49 <lisa> i'm *too* tall
31:50 <Sunbeam> hi beagle :)
31:50 <tozza[Mobile]> Lisa has a beard
31:53 <tozza[Mobile]> I seen it
31:54 <lisa> and that
31:56 <Blyke> too tall
31:59 <Blyke> omg
32:01 <Blyke> how tall
32:09 <tozza[Mobile]> Porcelain beard
32:10 <beagle> $35 for 2 large pizza and a coke and a garlic bread delivered , can you get that in melbourne or ?
32:20 <lisa> 5'9"
32:27 <Blyke> lol
32:33 <Blyke> i am 6foot5 1/1
32:33 <Sunbeam> i'm not overweight..i'm bubble wrapped cos i'm precious
32:34 <Blyke> 1/2
32:38 <tozza[Mobile]> Cheaper beagle
32:51 <beagle> its cheaper here too sometimes but no where near as fast as that pizza :D
32:54 <Blyke> if u too tall im giant
33:03 <lisa> for a chick i'm too tall
33:07 <Blyke> no
33:07 <lisa> there's no too tall for a bloke
33:10 <Sunbeam> i'm 5'1 on tippy toes
33:12 <simba> pizzagate
33:16 <lisa> yeah see
33:19 <beagle> i am 5 foot 7
33:22 <TheRon> costanza wanted to have sex with a tall woman
33:31 <^bozojim> I am 6'3
33:33 <simba> pastrami on rye
33:42 <morgoth> Blyke why dont you call the cops and tell em you spotted a ching
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33:56 <beagle> i wanna feel costanzas boobs while i fuck a girl named 'hayley'
33:56 <deadpandadolls> oh fkn
34:00 <Sunbeam> bloody hell jimbo u can give me 14 inches lol
34:02 <deadpandadolls> yum
34:07 <Blyke> lisa sorry for thinking you were someone else
34:12 <Sunbeam> hi Colours :)
34:20 * ^bozojim blushes
34:21 <deadpandadolls> simba are you getting Horizon: Zero Dawn on ps4?
34:24 <beagle> hi Sunbeam
34:34 <lisa> Sunbeam: that could sound very bad lol
34:38 <Sunbeam> hi beagle (again)
34:38 <deadpandadolls> ino every1 is obsessed with Nioh but eh
34:42 <lisa> Blyke: it's ok
34:52 <lisa> they're probably more interesting than me anyway
34:53 <Sunbeam> yerrit could lisa ..to those with minds in the gutter lol
35:00 * lisa looks around
35:07 <deadpandadolls> ino you said u r a bush pig
35:08 <deadpandadolls> lisa
35:12 <tozza[Mobile]> Ever since i was a young boy i played the silver ball from soho down to brighton i must have played them all
35:18 <deadpandadolls> :/
35:22 <TheRon> Sunbeam: the riddle
35:25 <beagle> im glad im not female cause deadpandadolls might talk to me like im a pig !
35:25 <lisa> deadpandadolls: i said wild boar
35:32 <deadpandadolls> oh
35:34 <lisa> i look like a wild boar.
35:35 * morgoth watches the SAS phone home
35:36 <deadpandadolls> same thing
35:42 <Sunbeam> Nik kershaw again
35:44 <deadpandadolls> do you brush your back hair?
35:49 <beagle> hrm he knows too much about this channel, get him
35:55 <lisa> can't reach it
35:58 <deadpandadolls> lols
36:02 <deadpandadolls> what about nipple hair?
36:08 <deadpandadolls> do you braid it?
36:16 <lisa> not daily
36:19 <Blyke> this my cat https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13043573_1762698417298932_616806674811599936_n.jpg?oh=5ef8393df99695376dc503ed25f6be43&oe=593F68D5
36:28 <lisa> is nipple hair a thing?
36:29 <Blyke> she is waving
36:29 <TheRon> gotta be careful with nipples, they can take an eye out
36:31 <beagle> just ordered my brothers favourite pizza and said come around i bought HEAPS and he's not here !
36:55 <tozza[Mobile]> Nipple hair lol
37:13 <Sunbeam> what is nipple hair?
37:14 <deadpandadolls> I like a chick, doesn't shave her chest
37:21 <lisa> not sure Sunbeam
37:21 <deadpandadolls> or legs, or arm-pits
37:23 <deadpandadolls> SO HOT
37:27 <beagle> that doesnt make sense deadpandadolls ?
37:37 <lisa> oh yeah that's a bit gross deadpandadolls
37:46 <lisa> you should hang out at folk festivals
37:49 * Sunbeam checks for nipple hair
37:52 <TheRon> i just shotted some whiskey, just added hair to a real forrest on there
37:56 <lisa> smelly dredlocky hairy hippies
38:02 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
38:07 <tozza[Mobile]> Corn row nips
38:33 <couleurs> Hi All
38:38 <lisa> i had no idea hairy nipples was a thing
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38:46 <lisa> hi couleurs
38:55 <Glenn> Pass.. me neither :P
38:57 <Sunbeam> men get hairy nipples
39:08 <lisa> oh yeah i guess so
39:09 <TheRon> men get hair period
39:15 <deadpandadolls> what beagle?
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39:24 * Glenn peers downwards... realy?
39:50 <tozza[Mobile]> Good ol hair tits tom
39:54 * Sunbeam peers down at what Glenn is peering down at
40:20 <deadpandadolls> don't talk to me beagle.
40:33 <TheRon> fuck being metro, too much maintenance
40:48 <lisa> yeah it's not sexy when i guy takes longer to get ready than i do
40:52 * Glenn peers at Sunbeam *_^
40:55 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
40:55 <lisa> a guy*
41:10 <tozza[Mobile]> Remember the sex time talk from yesterday
41:10 * Sunbeam peers back at Glenn ...yes?
41:35 <lisa> no
41:35 <tozza[Mobile]> "Who wants to stare at the ceiling for a hour i have dishes too do"
41:41 <lisa> oh well yeah
41:45 <lisa> that's true though
41:58 <tozza[Mobile]> I think b1rd got upset
42:05 <Blyke> i lost my melbourne ops
42:12 <Blyke> and its not even the right lisa
42:13 <TheRon> we'll always be together, together in electric dreams
42:16 <Blyke> lols
42:16 <tozza[Mobile]> Yes u did
42:18 <Blyke> lmao
42:29 <lisa> yeah i don't know you dude
42:35 <Sunbeam> Philip Oakly and Georgio Moroder
42:43 <deadpandadolls> <+TheRon> fuck being metro, too much maintenance
42:44 <TheRon> jesus you are good
42:50 <Sunbeam> that's one of my favourite 80's songs TheRon
42:53 <deadpandadolls> nobody has been metro for a zillion yrs man
43:03 <lisa> hipsters are metro
43:06 <lisa> just a new name
43:10 <tozza[Mobile]> Metallica - no remorse
43:13 <lisa> lumbersexual
43:15 <lisa> pffft
43:17 <deadpandadolls> hipsters have been around for yonks
43:23 <Blyke> i gotta cook bacon
43:25 <Blyke> yep
43:25 <lisa> with waxing their beards and shite
43:26 <tozza[Mobile]> Eating from bins
43:26 <deadpandadolls> way before this bs that arose in early 200s man
43:29 <Blyke> food
43:36 <couleurs> TheRon is an 80s song, DuDe
43:38 <deadpandadolls> just a different sort of hipster
43:46 <lisa> yeah i'm talking about the modern wanker type
43:46 <deadpandadolls> not even close to original hipsters
43:48 <morgoth> did anyone actually like obama?
43:48 <lisa> not the original
43:56 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
44:02 <deadpandadolls> like the two chefs on MKR
44:10 <deadpandadolls> with their hipster haircuts
44:17 <deadpandadolls> I call them Hitler haircuts
44:20 <tozza[Mobile]> I dont watch tv
44:23 <deadpandadolls> so close to the fashion back then
44:25 <TheRon> careless whisper
44:29 <tozza[Mobile]> I youtube stuff
44:35 <Sunbeam> George Michael
44:54 <tozza[Mobile]> Im never gonna dance again guilty feet hve got no rhythm
45:29 <deadpandadolls> fk george michael
45:31 <tozza[Mobile]> Oops forgot i was at work my machine has sat atill for 20 mins lol
45:33 <lisa> bernard fanning covered purple rain at the end of these days last sat
45:36 <lisa> it was pretty boss
45:49 <deadpandadolls> fk prince 2
45:54 <tozza[Mobile]> Jeez
46:02 <TheRon> the tin lids?
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46:19 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o tozza[Mobile]
46:51 <deadpandadolls> hahaha
47:14 <deadpandadolls> TheRon when you break up with a girl do you listen to careless whisper?
47:31 <TheRon> i just shower
47:39 * Sunbeam shows TheRon her massive 80's collection
47:41 <Blyke> no smokes so have to eat
47:44 <Blyke> lols
47:53 <+tozza[Mobile]> Smoking is bad for your health
47:55 <deadpandadolls> get the feelin' of that skank off of you!
48:00 <deadpandadolls> SHE'S ALL OVER ME!
48:04 <TheRon> sunbeam i would love that to be code
48:12 <deadpandadolls> nobody ever said that tozza[Mobile]!
48:15 <Sunbeam> hahaha
48:16 <deadpandadolls> evvurr
48:27 <Sunbeam> i do have a massive 80's collection as well ;)
48:36 <+tozza[Mobile]> Ok
48:55 <Blyke> half kilo of bacon
49:00 <Blyke> and bread is my dinner
49:11 <+tozza[Mobile]> Thats not good for your health either
49:11 Quit: LuPcO[Mobile2] ([email protected]) EOF from client
49:13 <Blyke> fat
49:19 Join: LuPcO[Mobile2] ([email protected]) to #melbourne
49:20 <deadpandadolls> do you have it on vinyl?
49:25 <deadpandadolls> and cassette
49:27 <deadpandadolls> or CD
49:33 <deadpandadolls> cd is lame grandpa
49:34 <TheRon> la isla bonita
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49:46 <Sunbeam> i have vinyl, cassettes, cd's and mp3's lol
49:46 <+tozza[Mobile]> My friend has alot of vinyls
49:51 <Sunbeam> Madonna
49:56 <+tozza[Mobile]> Most 70s 80s rock and metal
49:58 <deadpandadolls> oer
50:06 <deadpandadolls> my clitorpenis just got swollen
50:14 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lovely
50:18 <+tozza[Mobile]> That made me moist
50:20 <Sunbeam> how nice
50:34 <TheRon> moist is a great word
50:37 <+tozza[Mobile]> Gave me a wide on
50:42 <deadpandadolls> :P
50:42 <+tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha
51:12 <Sunbeam> lol
51:48 <+tozza[Mobile]> Moistzilla
52:46 * Sunbeam sings...My head is in a spin, my feet don't touch the ground...
53:06 <TheRon> papa don't preach
53:07 <Sunbeam> cos when i'm near to you my head goes round and round
53:21 <Sunbeam> Madonna
55:02 <+tozza[Mobile]> Blackbox - ride on time
55:30 <Sunbeam> good song tozza[Mobile]
55:44 <deadpandadolls> TheRon you ever watch a movie that isn't romantic?
55:45 Quit: Lumeah3 ([email protected]) Connection closed
56:18 <iBiZa[Mobile]> ahhh
56:20 <TheRon> alien
56:24 <deadpandadolls> You ever see, 15 Minutes
56:24 <deadpandadolls> ?
56:29 <deadpandadolls> with Deniro
56:31 <lisa> iBiZa[Mobile]!
56:31 <+tozza[Mobile]> Its funny cause black box turned out to be a transsexual
56:32 <iBiZa[Mobile]> #Melbourne you are doing very well
56:38 <+tozza[Mobile]> What a funny name black box
56:46 <deadpandadolls> https://yts.ag/movie/15-minutes-2001
56:52 <deadpandadolls> u can dl this for free, 1080p
56:57 <deadpandadolls> great movie
57:06 <TheRon> i've seen 9 songs, is that romantic?
57:09 <deadpandadolls> certain point, deniro, this 80s song playing
57:17 <lisa> iBiZa[Mobile]: tozza[Mobile]'s beard is wholly responsible for #melbourne's success
57:32 <iBiZa[Mobile]> correct!
57:32 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lol
57:37 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hail tozza
57:40 <+tozza[Mobile]> Salutes the team
57:51 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Allah akbar
58:03 <deadpandadolls> what is it
58:10 <deadpandadolls> "take your heart in my hand"
58:13 <deadpandadolls> come away with me
58:14 <TheRon> just like jessie james
58:16 <deadpandadolls> what will be will be
58:49 <deadpandadolls> here's a newer version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbjZPFBD6JU
58:52 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Norah Jones - Come Away With Me (Feb 24, 2009) Length: 3:20 - Category: Music - 11,810,787 views views - 42,140 likes (97.9%), 900 dislikes (2.1%)
58:55 <deadpandadolls> dl that movie TheRon
59:01 Quit: morgoth ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
59:15 <deadpandadolls> watch the trailer first but, you won't get done for pirating promise, you can't get done for dling movies
59:16 <deadpandadolls> :P
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00:15 <TheRon> i find anchorman funny
00:21 <deadpandadolls> TheRon dl that movie
00:27 <deadpandadolls> https://yts.ag/movie/15-minutes-2001
00:33 <deadpandadolls> You will like it
00:43 <deadpandadolls> it rings true to todays theme of media
00:45 <deadpandadolls> :/
00:47 <couleurs> :p
01:29 <TheRon> i been watching frontilne from the working dog guys
02:05 <deadpandadolls> just tell me ur gonna dl the movie or not
02:12 <beagle> how come irc is so much better on a new phone and the new chatrooms are so much better on acid (or maybe a lot of alcohol)
02:15 <TheRon> i'll have a look
02:17 <deadpandadolls> posted that site on irc, shouldnt have LOL
02:19 <deadpandadolls> nice
02:22 <deadpandadolls> watch the trailer
02:25 <deadpandadolls> im dlin it now
02:30 <deadpandadolls> only got it on dvd
02:37 <deadpandadolls> 1080p be so much better!
02:46 <deadpandadolls> u can sign up 4 the site
02:53 <TheRon> sunbeam mental as anything - live it up
02:58 <deadpandadolls> i dl from there all the time btw
03:01 <beagle> i tried to download all these cool old movies in bluray other night
03:05 <beagle> i bypassed torrent
03:08 <deadpandadolls> no laws say u can b charged for dl, not yet
03:08 <Sunbeam> :)
03:10 <beagle> cause they blocked and i went to emule
03:14 <deadpandadolls> from where?
03:21 <deadpandadolls> I only use yify
03:30 <deadpandadolls> til this one is compromised
03:31 <beagle> emule isnt blocked
03:35 <deadpandadolls> like the last
03:36 Quit: beagle ([email protected]) Quit:
03:38 <deadpandadolls> emule?
03:43 <deadpandadolls> well ur blocked!
03:45 <deadpandadolls> lolllz
03:53 <deadpandadolls> HE DID SOMETHING WRONG
03:55 <deadpandadolls> hahahaha
04:54 Quit: steven ([email protected]) Quit:
05:39 <lisa> first 48 is such a depressing show
05:48 Quit: ^pHANTOM^ ([email protected]) Quit: KVIrc 4.2.0 Equilibrium http://www.kvirc.net/
05:49 <lisa> people shooting each other just over nothing again and again
05:56 <+tozza[Mobile]> Yeh no shit
05:56 <lisa> like all the stories are the saem
06:11 <TheRon> you win again, so many times
06:29 Join: Lumeah ([email protected]) to #melbourne
08:05 <Sunbeam> ABC - The Look Of Love
08:10 <Sunbeam> hi Lumeah :)
08:11 <TheRon> nice!
08:13 <deadpandadolls> oh the song is Sail Away
08:17 <deadpandadolls> TheRon my bad LOL :P
08:26 <Lumeah> Hi sunny
08:30 <Sunbeam> christopher cross .. deadpandadolls?
08:45 <+tozza[Mobile]> Do they know its christmas time at all
08:55 <Sunbeam> Band Aid
09:02 <+tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
09:08 <+tozza[Mobile]> Feed the world
09:36 <+tozza[Mobile]> WE ARE THE WORLD , WE ARE THE CHILDREN
09:38 <TheRon> i love when smokey sings
09:59 <+tozza[Mobile]> Nah dude stevie wonder
10:10 <+tozza[Mobile]> And that guy they paired him with butchers it
10:46 <+tozza[Mobile]> Cant have a voice like stevie and hve that croakey guy joinin in
11:07 <Sunbeam> A Flock Of Seagulls - Wishing (If I Had A Photograph Of You)
14:41 <deadpandadolls> I like when I just burped
15:30 <TheRon> elton john - are you ready for love?
15:37 <Sunbeam> good song
16:20 <Sunbeam> Pete Wylie - Sinful
17:25 <+tozza[Mobile]> The who / elton john - pinball wizard
17:51 <deadpandadolls> man this movie is downloading so slow
17:53 <deadpandadolls> fk this movie
18:36 <TheRon> i'm still standing
18:55 <Sunbeam> elton John
19:10 <TheRon> christopher reeves' favourite song
19:46 <lisa> if music was the food of love then i'd be a fat, romantic slob
19:47 Quit: thebeejai ([email protected]) EOF from client
20:00 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lol
20:16 Join: thebeejai ([email protected]) to #melbourne
20:26 <Sunbeam> Queen - Radio Ga-Ga
20:56 <+tozza[Mobile]> Queen - dont stop me now
21:00 <TheRon> hey nikita is it cold
21:15 <Sunbeam> elton again
21:20 <+tozza[Mobile]> Steve winwood - valerie
22:27 Quit: TheRon ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
24:00 <deadpandadolls> <+TheRon> i'm still standing
24:19 <deadpandadolls> that's what you'd say, the end of the night when I've had twelve beers and then ur rooting my gf and her best friend!
25:09 Join: Breeza ([email protected]) to #melbourne
26:14 <Sunbeam> Paul Simon - You Can Call Me Al
26:21 <Sunbeam> hi Breeza
27:56 <+tozza[Mobile]> Bacardi breeza?
28:19 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lol bree
28:19 <iBiZa[Mobile]> welcome baxk
28:39 <Breeza> I so don't understand how this works 😂
28:59 <iBiZa[Mobile]> just talk
29:17 <Breeza> I don't know who anyone is! How do you talk to people I don't know lol
29:23 <Breeza> You^
29:43 <iBiZa[Mobile]> how do you kiss guys ?
29:44 <Sunbeam> hi Breeza .. i'm Sunbeam from england
29:49 <iBiZa[Mobile]> you don't know ?
30:37 Join: Blyke ([email protected]) to #melbourne
31:20 <+tozza[Mobile]> We'll always be together , together in electric dreams
32:01 Quit: Breeza ([email protected]) Quit: Mutter: www.mutterirc.com
32:24 <+tozza[Mobile]> Breeza i didnt get too asl you
33:19 <lisa> lol
33:37 Join: carl0z ([email protected]) to #melbourne
34:17 Join: paulynz ([email protected]) to #melbourne
34:20 Join: carlOz_ ([email protected]) to #melbourne
34:27 <lisa> 17/f/iBiZa
34:37 Quit: carlOz ([email protected]) EOF from client
35:10 <+tozza[Mobile]> 13/m/melbourne looking for girlfriend
35:17 <+tozza[Mobile]> I have a chest and a 6 pack
35:20 <Sunbeam> huggggggs paulynz :)
35:27 <+tozza[Mobile]> Any girls getting a wide on ?
35:30 <lisa> hi wb paulynz
35:37 <paulynz> i thought id try and sneak in here
35:41 * Sunbeam gives tozza[Mobile] a clip round the earhole and tells him to get back to school lol
35:51 <lisa> anytime, no sneaking necessary :)
35:58 <paulynz> :)
36:05 <paulynz> huggs Sunbeams :)
36:11 <paulynz> hi lisa
36:45 <+tozza[Mobile]> Hi paulynz ya snob
36:58 <paulynz> hi tozza
37:22 <+tozza[Mobile]> Mmhmm
37:29 <Blyke> where is someone thats not dumb
37:30 <Blyke> where is someone thats not dumb
37:31 <Blyke> where is someone thats not dumb
37:52 Quit: carl0z ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
38:45 <Sunbeam> Roachford - Cuddly Toy
39:06 <lisa> this is it, oh this time i know it's the real thing
39:09 <+tozza[Mobile]> Blyke everyone here
39:28 <lisa> except me, i'm dumb
39:34 <Blyke> no ur not
39:38 <lisa> and also i resemble a wild boar
39:42 <Blyke> cool
39:44 <Blyke> i want
39:46 <lisa> as discussed earlier
40:10 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
40:39 <lisa> tozza[Mobile] knows all about my beard
40:41 <lisa> it's all true
41:13 <+tozza[Mobile]> I seen it
41:33 <+tozza[Mobile]> Not like my beard that holds melbourne together tho
41:56 <lisa> not that's next level
41:58 <lisa> no*
42:24 <Blyke> i need a friend that has an iq
42:29 <Blyke> is that to much to ask
43:01 <Blyke> all i see is mimics
43:07 <Blyke> followers
43:07 Mode: (by tozza) +v Blyke
43:41 <lisa> oh i see how it is
43:42 <Blyke> sorry that i want to be myself
43:47 <Blyke> different
43:48 <+tozza[Mobile]> Have a voice blyke its on the house
44:19 <Blyke> i dont think
44:25 <Blyke> about what ppl say
44:32 <Blyke> cause they didnt think before they said it
45:25 <Blyke> lisa
45:38 <Blyke> i dont see anything wrong with u
45:44 <Blyke> either tozza
45:47 <Blyke> also
45:51 <Blyke> its just life
45:53 <Blyke> is shit
46:05 <lisa> life is what you make it, buddy
46:13 <Blyke> well
46:18 <+tozza[Mobile]> So make it a good one
46:22 <Blyke> i have a home
46:23 Join: benn ([email protected]) to #melbourne
46:24 <Blyke> i own
46:29 <Blyke> 1 bedroom
46:32 <Blyke> but its mine
46:39 <Skirmish> Blyke needs the attentions of a hooker and he would be 10 times more relaxed.
46:50 <benn> hi all
47:01 <Blyke> wish that benn was jen
47:02 <lisa> owning property is pretty boss
47:04 <Blyke> she is hot
47:05 <paulynz> gawd,,,
47:08 <lisa> hi benn wb
47:35 <benn> ty lisa
47:47 <benn> how was your day
47:50 <Sunbeam> hi benn
47:58 <lisa> was ok
47:58 <benn> hi sunbeam
48:04 <deadpandadolls> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysEM3ojgMfk
48:07 <deadpandadolls> this is so dope
48:07 <+tozza[Mobile]> Someone loan me 3k?
48:07 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Judges Doubted This Self Taught 16 Yrs Old Boy Until He Made The Audition Up on the Spot!!! (Feb 9, 2017) Length: 5:47 - Category: Entertainment - 1,329,832 views views - 11,500 likes (96.6%), 407 dislikes (3.4%)
48:09 <deadpandadolls> lisa check it out
48:15 <deadpandadolls> self taught piano player
48:18 <deadpandadolls> and he's country!
48:19 <deadpandadolls> :P
48:22 Join: morgoth ([email protected]) to #melbourne
48:28 <lisa> sorry i don't click links
48:31 <Blyke> ppl think i am deaf
48:33 <lisa> b1rd ruined that for me
48:38 <Blyke> cause i listen loud music
48:41 <Blyke> lol @ them
49:14 <morgoth> Blyke how much cocaine are you on man?
49:15 <Blyke> if u got problem say it to my face
49:20 <morgoth> I do
49:21 <Blyke> none
49:24 <morgoth> you are a coward
49:25 <Blyke> come them
49:27 <Blyke> how
49:31 <Blyke> am i coward
49:40 <Blyke> cause your sister teases me
49:41 <Blyke> ?
49:44 <Glenn> ! looked this one up again... --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6yekFaFLko&feature=youtu.be ...but it had been taken down before I made a copy :(
49:45 <Blyke> i am a coward
49:45 <BlackDevil> Youtube: This video has been removed by the user or violation of policy. (Void) Length: - - -
49:46 <Blyke> ???
50:08 <Glenn> Yep, that's the one!
50:29 <b1rd> another dikpik lisa ?
50:30 <benn> did everyone have a good vallentine
50:51 <morgoth> I think Blyke and B1rd are a homosexualk couple
51:00 <lisa> if you're that into dicks b1rd, good for you bro
51:05 <lisa> nothing wrong with being gay
51:13 <lisa> i wish you the best
51:21 <Skirmish> lol
51:25 <benn> i think im a lesbian
51:25 <Skirmish> buuuuuuurn
51:31 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lmao lisa
51:41 <+tozza[Mobile]> Yeh nothing wrong with being gay
51:52 <Glenn> ...or even happy.
51:52 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfbwbwXNenw
51:55 <+tozza[Mobile]> Its accepted now
51:56 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rage Against The Machine - Bombtrack (Nov 22, 2012) Length: 3:55 - Category: Music - 3,507,777 views views - 14,029 likes (98.4%), 231 dislikes (1.6%)
52:01 <+tozza[Mobile]> Less frowned on
53:57 <Blyke> no more grog left
54:04 <Blyke> only screamed out shit for 2 minutes
54:07 <Blyke> good
54:08 <Blyke> lol
54:27 <+tozza[Mobile]> :|
54:36 <Blyke> i get terrets
54:39 <Blyke> when i drink wine
55:20 <lisa> tourette's
55:26 <lisa> how's that IG going mate
55:29 <lisa> IQ*
55:30 <Blyke> like lorrette
55:31 <Blyke> ?
55:32 <Blyke> iq
55:34 <Blyke> lol
55:48 <Blyke> bitch here now
56:47 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lol
56:47 <lisa> well you can't go on about needing an intelligent person to talk to and then fuck up your own diagnosis
56:49 <lisa> just sayin
56:56 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
57:08 <Blyke> cool
57:59 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v lisa
58:03 <Skirmish> Blyke has to sort himself out before he is going to get any woman. He doesn't want to do the hard work required though.
58:03 * paulynz looks side ways ast lisa
58:09 <paulynz> at^
58:11 <paulynz> lol
58:24 <lisa> just sayin...
58:48 Quit: iBiZa[Mobile] ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
59:03 <morgoth> Blyke will just call the cops to have them bring kids around
59:04 <Blyke> anyone play world of warcraft
59:14 <+tozza[Mobile]> Absolutely not
59:18 <Blyke> lol
59:22 <Sunbeam> my hubby plays WoW
59:28 <Blyke> cool
59:40 <Skirmish> I play wow too!
59:46 <Skirmish> Not on the EU servers though.
59:56 <Blyke> i play usa and oceanic
00:07 <benn> night all
00:10 <Sunbeam> he tries to get me to play ...but i prefer to chat
00:22 <Sunbeam> i told him i'd play when he comes an chats
00:26 <Skirmish> I play on Saurfang and Aman Thul
00:33 <lisa> sounds fair
00:33 <Skirmish> More Saurfang.
00:36 Part: benn ([email protected]) from #melbourne
00:48 <lisa> i've never found a game that can hold my attention
00:50 <morgoth> lisa Blyke has diseases
00:52 <lisa> short attention span
01:01 <Blyke> what do i have
01:02 <Blyke> ?
01:04 <Skirmish> WOW would hold your attention. I've been playing for 8 years.
01:05 Mode: (by tozza) +v Skirmish
01:10 <+tozza[Mobile]> I play nes
01:13 <lisa> morgoth: you're trying to talk about cocaine in pm, so wtf
01:15 <+tozza[Mobile]> Arcade
01:20 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
01:21 <lisa> you're all strange
01:24 <lisa> except for a few
01:29 <Sunbeam> hubby's been playing as long as that Skirmish
01:31 <Blyke> i act strange
01:33 <Blyke> its irc
01:48 <lisa> i'm the same on irc as i am irl
01:48 <+tozza[Mobile]> Im a pinball wizard
01:52 <Blyke> cool
01:52 <+tozza[Mobile]> Yeh true
01:54 <Sunbeam> me too lisa
01:55 <morgoth> Blyke is claiming to be in love with lisa in pm
01:58 <lisa> i.e. boring as f
02:08 <Blyke> me too
02:14 <Blyke> i sit on irc all day
02:17 <Blyke> thats boring as
02:32 <Sunbeam> i like to spread a bit of sunshine lol
02:37 <+tozza[Mobile]> I call it being social
02:38 <lisa> lol
02:46 <lisa> good for you! not enough sunshine around :)
03:02 <Sunbeam> and give people a smile ...who don't have one :)
03:48 <Blyke> lisa do u like cats
03:54 <+tozza[Mobile]> I love cats
03:56 <Sunbeam> and travel!
03:59 <Blyke> cool
04:02 <lisa> not really
04:04 <lisa> i hate all animals
04:07 <Sunbeam> look i'm in melbourne :P
04:07 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
04:10 <Blyke> lol
04:14 <Sunbeam> i love Cats!
04:36 <Blyke> my cat only wants attention when i wants get feed
04:38 <+tozza[Mobile]> Welcome to melbourne sunbeam
04:47 <Sunbeam> ty tozza[Mobile] :)
04:47 <Blyke> so its not an annoying one
04:58 <+tozza[Mobile]> Meeeeowwww
05:04 <Sunbeam> my cat adores attention anytime
05:08 <+tozza[Mobile]> Mine randomly bites you then later wants pets
05:10 <+tozza[Mobile]> Bitch
05:15 <Sunbeam> he's curled up on my desk atm
05:50 * Sunbeam strokes Bob
07:09 <morgoth> tozza[Mobile] maybe you could talk to your cats more, I find my cats get all wound up but if I just talk to them to put them at ease they are much calmer, its because they are reliant on us and dont know whats going on, they lash out
07:13 Join: amelia ([email protected]) to #melbourne
07:16 <paulynz> excuse me for a sec, i need a drink
07:26 <deadpandadolls> !seen Kelevra
07:28 <deadpandadolls> oh
07:31 <deadpandadolls> is here!
07:37 <Sunbeam> my cat doesn't lash out
07:43 <Sunbeam> hb paulynz
08:21 <Sunbeam> he does love being talked to and also understands some sign language (i'm teaching him)
09:47 <morgoth> does your cat watch tv
09:48 <morgoth> ?
10:02 <morgoth> I dont watch a lot of tv, but my cat makes me put it on
10:07 <Sunbeam> no he prefers to watch the birds in the garden feeding
10:37 <morgoth> my cat understands a great deal
10:42 <Sunbeam> altho when i watched 'A Street Cat Named Bob' he was really interested
10:50 <Sunbeam> that's a good movie
10:57 <Kelevra> josh fuck off
10:58 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h Sutekh
11:02 <Kelevra> don't look for me.
11:04 <morgoth> she got all panicky when I told her the National Security Advisor in the US had just been whacked
11:32 <Sunbeam> hi Kelevra :)
12:12 <Zardoz> ahh
12:18 <Zardoz> I've spent the day listening to 90s music
12:23 <Zardoz> and now I round out my nostalgia with some IRC
13:02 <+tozza[Mobile]> My cat watches tv yeh morgoth
13:18 <Blyke> fuk i need 20 bongs to feeel normal
13:19 <Blyke> lol
13:27 <paulynz> lol morgoth
13:46 <Skirmish> Blyke: Take the money you save to buy the weed for those 20 bongs and get a hooker. The end result will be better.
13:54 <Skirmish> Take some selfies with her too.
14:00 <morgoth> not as panicky as when those Hawks tried to mow us down, all she could do was ask if they were hornets
14:00 Mode: (by tozza) +v morgoth
14:05 <b1rd> twenny dorra hooker
14:07 <b1rd> ?
14:09 <Blyke> i dont want hooker
14:19 <Blyke> cant kiss hooker everywhere
14:19 <b1rd> a gram is twenny bongs roughly
14:30 <b1rd> doubt he'd get more than 30 seconds for that lol
14:41 <Skirmish> I'm led to believe that there are free hookers in Blyke's area.
15:00 <deadpandadolls> no shit
15:06 <Skirmish> He's paying for permission to use the selfies on facebook.
15:08 <deadpandadolls> like 20 yrs ago and he only half had sex
15:18 <deadpandadolls> how do ya sorta have sex anyway?
15:28 <morgoth> hornets are 0% threat factor to me
15:38 <morgoth> we take them on the wing
15:48 <deadpandadolls> Blyke get a prossie bro
15:50 <deadpandadolls> ;)
15:51 <deadpandadolls> :D
15:57 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Zardoz
15:59 <deadpandadolls> me n simba had prossies once, he banged em
16:09 <Blyke> coffee time lols
16:13 <morgoth> gtg
16:16 Quit: morgoth ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
16:17 <amelia> aaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahahaa
16:20 <+tozza[Mobile]> Gotta change that oil some how mate
16:38 <amelia> sup T
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16:50 <+tozza[Mobile]> Not alot amelia
16:53 <+tozza[Mobile]> Still at work
16:56 <lisa> hey amelia
16:59 <amelia> why so late for
17:01 <deadpandadolls> amelia is back!
17:07 <amelia> s'goin on lisaaaah
17:08 <deadpandadolls> did you hog down some ballz today amelia
17:12 <deadpandadolls> sum dragon ballz!
17:15 <lisa> not much bud
17:19 <lisa> few beers
17:20 <amelia> picollo
17:25 <lisa> the uge
17:30 <amelia> ya love your evening beers
17:38 <lisa> i'm on holidays
17:38 Join: thebeejai ([email protected]) to #melbourne
17:47 <lisa> gotta take what you can get
18:10 <amelia> oh time off work or actually gone away?
18:11 <Blyke> what u do for work lisa
18:12 <Blyke> ?
18:19 <lisa> i'm unemployed
18:23 <Blyke> cool
18:25 <Blyke> me too
18:31 <lisa> no just time off amelia
18:45 <amelia> nice
19:10 <+tozza[Mobile]> Inwork till 11:30 everyday amelia
19:14 <deadpandadolls> Hey Kelevra
19:43 <deadpandadolls> done some drugs today? prob calm u down after a day full of putting up with retarded irc children.
20:06 <Blyke> lisa whats your view of drugs
20:07 <Blyke> ?
20:08 <Kelevra> yeah go for the abuse
20:13 <lisa> hate them all
20:15 <lisa> drugs are bad
20:16 <deadpandadolls> naw that's you
20:17 <Blyke> cool
20:21 <deadpandadolls> so tell me mel
20:31 <deadpandadolls> how did you get knocked out at my place?
20:31 <Kelevra> what?
20:36 <deadpandadolls> did you A, fall off the couch
20:37 Quit: thebeejai ([email protected]) EOF from client
20:42 <deadpandadolls> B, dylan did it
20:43 <deadpandadolls> or!
20:44 Join: thebeejai ([email protected]) to #melbourne
20:45 <Kelevra> yeah I collapsed after you spiked my drink
20:49 <deadpandadolls> C, josh did it!
20:54 <deadpandadolls> LOl spiked your drink
20:55 <+Sutekh> Blyke, can you get me some elephant joice?
20:57 <deadpandadolls> lol
20:59 <Kelevra> yeah you did spike me
20:59 <Skirmish> Shit's gonna get real here soon.
21:01 <Kelevra> with valiums
21:03 <deadpandadolls> why would I spike your drink?
21:12 <deadpandadolls> why would I waste valiums I could sell, on you?
21:14 * Sunbeam opens the windows ready
21:16 <Kelevra> cause you're a wanker like that
21:16 <Blyke> i want quit weed
21:21 <Kelevra> I've seen you in true form
21:21 <deadpandadolls> Mel, how long're you gonna keep it up
21:22 <deadpandadolls> nope
21:23 <Blyke> but i need friends to talk too
21:25 <deadpandadolls> don't think so
21:29 <deadpandadolls> valium is worth money
21:32 <Kelevra> you get mental and you've attacked people right infront of me
21:37 <deadpandadolls> and I was selling every bottle
21:45 <deadpandadolls> that's hardly descriptive
21:54 <Kelevra> dylan used to swap you homemade vodka for valium
21:55 <deadpandadolls> you blamed dylan drugged you for a while there
21:59 <Kelevra> I never liked valium
22:00 <deadpandadolls> you were high as shit
22:01 <+tozza[Mobile]> Hugs not drugs
22:01 <deadpandadolls> and drunk
22:05 <deadpandadolls> you got up on my couch
22:07 <Kelevra> I liked beer and spirits back then
22:09 <+Sutekh> im your friend Blyke... can i have some of your weed?
22:13 <deadpandadolls> and jumped in to the wall
22:14 <Kelevra> you come across as a fool
22:15 <deadpandadolls> like an idiot
22:21 <Blyke> i never have weed i get shouted
22:23 <Blyke> weed
22:24 <deadpandadolls> dyls he picked you up and put you in the shower
22:26 <Kelevra> no I didn't
22:26 <amelia> this was my favourite:
22:28 <amelia> (+deadpandadolls) why would I waste valiums I could sell, on you?
22:29 Mode: (by tozza) +v amelia
22:29 <deadpandadolls> after he checked you for vitals
22:30 <deadpandadolls> lolol
22:33 <deadpandadolls> dont talk shit
22:36 <deadpandadolls> fkn rofl
22:41 <Kelevra> there was blood all over the wall between your bathroom and kitchen
22:42 <deadpandadolls> lol amelia
22:47 <Blyke> for company i let ppl comeover
22:47 <Kelevra> cause I collapsed into the wall
22:49 <deadpandadolls> mel you were around twice so off ya nut
22:50 <Kelevra> stop lying
22:50 <Blyke> they smoke here
22:53 <Blyke> cause
22:57 <deadpandadolls> how is it you have such a clear memory?
22:58 <Blyke> i have no real friends
23:03 <deadpandadolls> remember being outside pissed as a cunt
23:11 <deadpandadolls> telling me how shit u felt not seeing ur mum
23:17 <Kelevra> cause I'm still friends with sash and chantelle and they saw the whole thing
23:23 <deadpandadolls> I kept walking away from you bcoz ur breath stank
23:23 <Skirmish> Blyke: Hookers will be your friends for the cost of weed and booze which you can do without. Just get addicted to hookers.
23:24 <deadpandadolls> man
23:27 <Kelevra> and dylan helped me clean myself up from the blood
23:29 <deadpandadolls> just kept walking forward
23:43 <Kelevra> no you can move on, don't pm me and bring up bs
23:45 <deadpandadolls> idc about sash or chantelle
23:48 <deadpandadolls> sash
23:50 <deadpandadolls> stabbed himself
23:53 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lol skirmish
23:54 <deadpandadolls> infront of me n chantelle
23:55 <Kelevra> yeah cause we were all there
23:55 Join: iBiZa[Laptop] ([email protected]) to #melbourne
23:58 <deadpandadolls> freaked me out
24:02 <deadpandadolls> naw
24:04 <Sunbeam> hi iBiZa[Laptop] :)
24:07 <Kelevra> and you're the stupid fucker everyone doesn't see anymore
24:08 <deadpandadolls> dont bring outside ppl in to something
24:09 <Skirmish> tozza[Mobile]: I offer great advice :D
24:17 <deadpandadolls> you have never mentioned them before LOL!!!
24:28 <deadpandadolls> you want irc ppl to like you is why you go out your way to talk shit
24:36 <deadpandadolls> all you did on FB and phone was talk shit about ppl to me
24:43 <lisa> wow
24:45 <lisa> shit just got real
24:45 <deadpandadolls> n ppl I was never friends with like 'Asian;
24:48 <deadpandadolls> '
24:49 <deadpandadolls> man
24:50 <Blyke> ?
24:53 <deadpandadolls> you're full of shit mel
24:59 <deadpandadolls> best form is honesty.
25:01 <iBiZa[Laptop]> sup
25:01 <Kelevra> I'm bored with you josh
25:04 <deadpandadolls> get some and talk to me.
25:04 <iBiZa[Laptop]> hi Zardoz
25:23 <Kelevra> seriously go get some more friends
25:28 <deadpandadolls> go make up more stories about me bashing women
25:29 <Kelevra> we're all sick of you irl
25:32 <+tozza[Mobile]> Zodraz sounds better
25:40 <deadpandadolls> you should write a book.
25:54 <deadpandadolls> who is 'we'
25:54 <Kelevra> you did bash kristy
25:57 <Blyke> i gotta stop going pokies
26:00 <lisa> iBiZa[Laptop]: why you no answer me you tool
26:02 <deadpandadolls> all the people you diss behind their back?
26:10 <Kelevra> we me, dylan, alex, chantelle, sash for starters
26:13 <Blyke> its like only place i not scared to go
26:15 <deadpandadolls> go ride some more johninja and talk shit about that
26:18 <Blyke> thats near my place
26:19 Mode: (by ChanOP) -v deadpandadolls
26:19 <deadpandadolls> and call him abusive
26:19 Mode: (by tozza) +v deadpandadolls
26:25 <Kelevra> terry is done, jase is dead, highly doubtful simba likes you
26:38 <Blyke> i have my cat my home
26:41 <Blyke> thats about it
26:43 <Kelevra> and that's the tip of th ice burg
26:48 <deadpandadolls> You didn't know Jase
26:51 <deadpandadolls> ever
26:55 <deadpandadolls> why do you talk about him
26:59 <Kelevra> your face didn't know him
27:02 <deadpandadolls> why do you say I should have died not him?
27:06 <deadpandadolls> I was his best mate..
27:12 <Kelevra> you should have died and not him
27:20 <Kelevra> he had quality in him and you have nothing
27:23 <deadpandadolls> bet he'd like you sayin' that.
27:24 Mode: (by ChanOP) -v deadpandadolls
27:30 <deadpandadolls> you didn't know him.
27:30 Mode: (by tozza) +v deadpandadolls
27:34 <Kelevra> not even your own kid to withhold your stance in life
27:39 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lisa
27:40 <deadpandadolls> fuck is your problem tozza?
27:47 <deadpandadolls> my kid
27:52 <+tozza[Mobile]> Excuse me
27:53 <Kelevra> yes ashton
27:54 <deadpandadolls> only a matter of time
27:55 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lol
27:56 <Glenn> Anyway Kelevra, how was your Valentine's Day?
27:58 <amelia> AHhHHHA
27:59 <Kelevra> your bastard child you kidnapped
27:59 <deadpandadolls> what's your problem tozza?
28:01 <amelia> AHAHAHAHHAA
28:05 <deadpandadolls> dvoice this ho
28:08 <amelia> Excuse me
28:08 <Kelevra> Glenn very nice ty, yours?
28:13 <+tozza[Mobile]> I dont have one mate
28:13 <deadpandadolls> ban me then tozza
28:14 <Glenn> Breakfast in bed, flowers, a romantic dinner?
28:15 <deadpandadolls> idc
28:15 * iBiZa[Laptop] loves the way #melbourne is going
28:21 <iBiZa[Laptop]> everyone can battle it out
28:23 <deadpandadolls> fkn weak with a whore like this around
28:27 <iBiZa[Laptop]> without being stopped
28:30 <deadpandadolls> gets two kids from two different irc guys
28:31 <iBiZa[Laptop]> ok
28:34 <iBiZa[Laptop]> so what is the convo
28:35 <iBiZa[Laptop]> deadpandadolls:
28:37 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lets be honest
28:37 Mode: (by tozza) +v iBiZa[Laptop]
28:38 <deadpandadolls> sounds like tozza wants some of her loose goosey pussy
28:39 <Kelevra> yeah and
28:39 <iBiZa[Laptop]> i don't know u
28:41 <iBiZa[Laptop]> and i know mel
28:44 <iBiZa[Laptop]> and we don't get along
28:44 <Glenn> Another day in the office for me Kelevra :(
28:46 <iBiZa[Laptop]> buttttt
28:48 <deadpandadolls> mel ur a drop kick m8
28:48 <iBiZa[Laptop]> many woman
28:52 <iBiZa[Laptop]> have kids to diff
28:54 <amelia> deadpandadolls vs Kelevra
28:56 <Kelevra> yeah for sure
28:56 <iBiZa[Laptop]> men thesee days
28:58 <amelia> finish her
28:58 <iBiZa[Laptop]> that is the way itis
28:58 <deadpandadolls> you can spread as many rumours as ya like
29:01 <iBiZa[Laptop]> nothing wrong with that
29:03 <deadpandadolls> doesnt change reality
29:05 <iBiZa[Laptop]> next question
29:12 <deadpandadolls> you cant effect change that way
29:12 <iBiZa[Laptop]> deadpandadolls: are you the father of Kelevra children
29:13 <deadpandadolls> loser.
29:13 <Kelevra> I'm pretty fancy though with my truths about you josh
29:21 <amelia> SoNiC BooM
29:25 <deadpandadolls> fancy is something you could never be
29:26 <Kelevra> I have the fkn mind and memory of an elephant
29:26 <iBiZa[Laptop]> *bang* *bang*
29:30 <Kelevra> fuck you josh :)
29:32 <iBiZa[Laptop]> welcome to #melbourne amelia )
29:32 <deadpandadolls> uhuh
29:33 <+tozza[Mobile]> God damn
29:39 <amelia> o fanks friend
29:40 <deadpandadolls> in actuallity
29:47 <deadpandadolls> all you have is the mind of an idiot.
29:49 * iBiZa[Laptop] waits for his question to be answered
29:51 <Kelevra> try it.. I'm bored.
29:52 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
29:52 <deadpandadolls> a drug riddled brain
29:54 * Glenn wanders off to stand back with amelia... out of range.
30:04 <deadpandadolls> cheez brainz
30:10 <Kelevra> iBiZa[Laptop] I never banged him
30:13 <Kelevra> never would
30:18 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lisa: i can't pm u, cause your nick aintrego
30:19 <iBiZa[Laptop]> so
30:20 <Kelevra> I'd sooner bang you.
30:22 <iBiZa[Laptop]> what is the problem
30:24 <iBiZa[Laptop]> with you two
30:25 <deadpandadolls> bbs
30:33 <iBiZa[Laptop]> seeya deadpandadolls; come back soon ;D
30:35 <deadpandadolls> 2 m8s on fb I've been ignoring
30:37 <deadpandadolls> :/
30:42 <iBiZa[Laptop]> HAHAHA
30:45 <iBiZa[Laptop]> get them on here dude
30:48 <deadpandadolls> srs
30:50 <deadpandadolls> naw no way
30:50 <lisa> iBiZa[Laptop]: yes it is
30:51 <iBiZa[Laptop]> #melbourne is the new shizz
30:53 <+tozza[Mobile]> Wheres blyke when u need him
30:55 <amelia> I wanna be front row centre Glennda!
30:56 <deadpandadolls> lose their shit on ppl on here
30:57 <deadpandadolls> lol
31:03 <amelia> wot happened to British^Meat
31:04 <lisa> iBiZa[Laptop]: wtf you on
31:05 <amelia> did he leave
31:13 <+tozza[Mobile]> He got sacked
31:15 <Glenn> Nah... too close! Those rocks hurt.
31:30 <amelia> did he depart after the sacking
31:47 <iBiZa[Laptop]> Blyke is still here
31:48 <Skirmish> BM was already sick of irc. Just needed a reason to quit.
31:50 * paulynz stretches
31:50 * Sunbeam tickle tortures paulynz as they stretch
31:52 <+tozza[Mobile]> And deadpandadolls i have no problem with you so no need to attack me
32:10 <Blyke> what
32:16 <iBiZa[Laptop]> Blyke u are wanted!
32:17 <Glenn> British^Meat hasn't been around much lateley.
32:19 <Blyke> yeah i here
32:21 <iBiZa[Laptop]> hahahaha
32:24 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lol
32:25 <iBiZa[Laptop]> i wish he was here
32:27 <iBiZa[Laptop]> can anyone bring him back?
32:32 <iBiZa[Laptop]> to see how a little diff thinking
32:34 <iBiZa[Laptop]> can make a huge change
32:39 <iBiZa[Laptop]> something he had the power to do!
32:49 <Glenn> I believe he has numerous other interests.
32:49 <+tozza[Mobile]> Who breaker
32:54 <Blyke> since serenity left
32:57 <Blyke> insults left
33:03 <Blyke> basically
33:03 <amelia> aren't most the nicks in here bots or double ups?
33:11 <Blyke> sinice bm left
33:12 <iBiZa[Laptop]> nope
33:12 <iBiZa[Laptop]> just my 3
33:12 <Glenn> !insult Blyke
33:14 <iBiZa[Laptop]> plus IRCStats
33:16 <Blyke> lols
33:18 <iBiZa[Laptop]> because i use 3 diff clientrs
33:21 <iBiZa[Laptop]> so i'm always here
33:24 <+tozza[Mobile]> And my 2 nicks
33:27 <iBiZa[Laptop]> my main client, my laptop and my mobile
33:42 <amelia> never seen a lot of the names
33:42 <Kelevra> [21:32:48] <+Blyke> since serenity left
33:43 <Kelevra> [21:32:52] <+Blyke> insults left
33:43 <Kelevra> [21:32:57] <+Blyke> basically
33:44 <Kelevra> LOL
33:50 <Kelevra> wtf are you drinking? bleach?
34:03 <+tozza[Mobile]> Is it good?
34:09 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lemon scent
34:19 <Blyke> bleach toilet duck
34:21 <Skirmish> Did someone just suggest that breaker had the power to make huge change here?
34:22 <Blyke> and metho
34:22 <Glenn> He's not been around during more colourful times Kelevra
34:24 <Blyke> mixed
34:31 <Blyke> get high drunk same time
34:36 <Blyke> clean your mouth out too
34:39 <Kelevra> haha
34:42 <+tozza[Mobile]> Oh jesus
34:48 <amelia> Acem Aksarayli barranca Cordelia Eppiox HaKaN Horatius... jus to start wif
34:55 Join: steven ([email protected]) to #melbourne
35:25 <Glenn> They're all channel stuffers amelia.
35:31 <Blyke> going be dying for a smoke until tomorrow
35:37 <Blyke> not ciggarettes left
35:38 <Blyke> lol
35:41 <amelia> yeah bots & double ups like i said?
35:52 <iBiZa[Laptop]> tell me a bot amelia
35:52 <Glenn> Something like that.
35:55 <iBiZa[Laptop]> and if it has no purpose
35:56 <iBiZa[Laptop]> we can ban it
35:57 <iBiZa[Laptop]> :)
36:03 <iBiZa[Laptop]> the only bot that should be in here is IRCStats
36:04 <iBiZa[Laptop]> xx
36:10 <Skirmish> amelia: Austnet is like that movie weekend at Bernies where the guy is dead but they try pretend he's still alive.
36:13 <amelia> those nicks i mentioned above, wot are they
36:25 <Zardoz> is that like the old mircstats?
36:33 <iBiZa[Laptop]> hahaha yeah it is Zardoz
36:36 <amelia> they are nonactive users, jus idling nicknames for wot purpose?
36:39 <Glenn> IRCStats is not identified as a bot to NickOP.
36:40 <iBiZa[Laptop]> go to http:///www.chatmelbourne.com.au/ircstats
36:41 <Zardoz> I could run that on my #melbourne log which includes data from the late 90s onwards
36:53 <iBiZa[Laptop]> yes, email me the log
36:57 <iBiZa[Laptop]> and ill generate it
36:58 <iBiZa[Laptop]> for fun
37:14 <iBiZa[Laptop]> `kick acem
37:18 <iBiZa[Laptop]> zzz
37:33 <Kelevra> lol
37:43 <iBiZa[Laptop]> Glenn; feel free to remove any bots from the channel with a kick pls
37:49 <iBiZa[Laptop]> my nicks are not linked
37:52 <Nice1> HEH
37:54 <iBiZa[Laptop]> just leave ircstats
37:56 <Nice1> oops
38:04 <iBiZa[Laptop]> hi nice1
38:08 <Nice1> hey iBiZa[Laptop]!
38:08 <iBiZa[Laptop]> how u doing
38:09 <Nice1> :)
38:12 <Nice1> great
38:15 <Nice1> how are you todya
38:19 <Nice1> tday
38:42 <Nice1> Glenn is depressed todady
38:46 <iBiZa[Laptop]> yeah not to bad
38:46 <iBiZa[Laptop]> busy as fuck
38:46 <iBiZa[Laptop]> running around
38:52 Quit: b1rd ([email protected]) Client exited
38:53 <iBiZa[Laptop]> furniture shopping etc
39:16 <Nice1> cool
39:38 <steven> all the pakistan bots ?
39:38 * iBiZa[Laptop] slaps Zardoz
39:39 <steven> :}
39:42 <iBiZa[Laptop]> Kelevra: any luck with getting anyone to return?
40:15 <Kelevra> have been so busy lately
40:23 <Kelevra> but I'll be on it soon enough
40:33 <Nice1> whos john ninja
40:34 Mode: (by tozza) +v Nice1
40:41 <Skirmish> Please don't bring Pieter back.
40:41 <iBiZa[Laptop]> thanks Kelevra :D
40:45 <iBiZa[Laptop]> hahahah
40:51 <iBiZa[Laptop]> Skirmish: do you have anyone you can get to return? :)
41:03 <Skirmish> We wouldn't want to take him away from all the good work he is doing with Rikki Lee bringing awareness to Cyber Bullying.
41:24 <iBiZa[Laptop]> Do we need British Meat back?
41:32 <Nice1> err definately not
41:33 <Skirmish> Nah the only people I am still in touch with irl would have no desire to return.
41:44 <Glenn> He was a twit, but added a bit of colour iBiZa[Laptop]
41:54 <Skirmish> Nah I think BM has run his course with irc for now. Needs a break.
41:58 <Blyke> going get my cat cuddle and sleep on couch
41:59 <iBiZa[Laptop]> hahaha
42:04 <lisa> pussies
42:06 <Nice1> Glenn you were best friends with him
42:06 <iBiZa[Laptop]> but would british meat
42:08 <amelia> ahahahahaha i have never seen Glennda call someone out
42:09 <lisa> the real ircers always come back
42:11 <iBiZa[Laptop]> would be on the other end for once
42:12 <Glenn> Looks like nays have it.
42:14 <lisa> just when you thin kyou got out
42:19 <iBiZa[Laptop]> just wish
42:21 <iBiZa[Laptop]> he could see the change
42:21 <lisa> IT PULLS YOU BACK IN
42:22 <iBiZa[Laptop]> :D
42:34 <iBiZa[Laptop]> the funny thing is
42:38 <iBiZa[Laptop]> the change has happened with existing users
42:39 <iBiZa[Laptop]> on the network
42:44 <iBiZa[Laptop]> the only real fresh person is tozza
42:47 <iBiZa[Laptop]> who is also a tossa
42:49 <Glenn> Nice1: There's a vast difference between being polite, and being friends :)
42:52 <lisa> i'm frsh
42:54 <Kelevra> yeah british meat has to come back
42:54 <lisa> wtf you on about
42:56 <iBiZa[Laptop]> virgin fresh?
43:00 <Nice1> heh yeah?
43:01 <Skirmish> Lisa makes all the difference.
43:13 <lisa> fresh as fuck.
43:19 <iBiZa[Laptop]> femfresh lisa?
43:19 <iBiZa[Laptop]> :D
43:21 <Skirmish> I was actually chatting with another high profile user earlier and found out that a thing called Team Lisa exists.
43:30 <lisa> what the
43:35 <Glenn> ?
43:35 <lisa> different lisa
43:41 <Skirmish> Team Lisa, because Lisa rocks.
43:41 <lisa> i'm new
43:46 <Nice1> hehe
43:50 <lisa> you lie like a rug
43:52 <Skirmish> Yeah they were talking about you lisa.
44:01 <Skirmish> I am actually quite serious. No lie.
44:03 <Glenn> There was a lis many many years ago...
44:11 <lisa> yeah probably wrong lisa
44:15 <lisa> i'm really boring
44:17 <Skirmish> No, it is you.
44:18 <lisa> and resemble a wild boar
44:19 <Glenn> ...but she had a funny accent.
44:20 <Nice1> oh god
44:35 <steven> lols
44:50 <Nice1> why are you so down on yourself lisa
44:50 <Skirmish> I won't involve the high profile user I was chatting to lisa but I can assure you that you have fans.
45:03 <paulynz> how wild lol
45:10 <lisa> that is.....weird.
45:14 <Sunbeam> lol
45:19 <+tozza[Mobile]> :D
45:53 <+tozza[Mobile]> Ishnt dat weird
46:22 <Skirmish> `topic GO TEAM LISA
46:49 <+tozza[Mobile]> :o
47:31 <+tozza[Mobile]> Im still
47:35 <iBiZa[Laptop]> hi bozojim
48:05 <lisa> ok talk
48:07 <+tozza[Mobile]> Annoyed that deadpandadolls got cut cause we was devoiced then the script im running re voiced him as he wasnt being idol
48:08 <lisa> weird
48:24 <iBiZa[Laptop]> EARTH
48:25 <iBiZa[Laptop]> WORM
48:25 <iBiZa[Laptop]> JIM
48:32 <+tozza[Mobile]> Captain planet
48:39 <+tozza[Mobile]> Hes a hero
48:49 <iBiZa[Laptop]> HI
48:50 <iBiZa[Laptop]> i'm alex mac
48:54 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lol
48:56 <Eppiox> amelia ^ ya someone said 'come join' so I did, but between work and other shit >_> not much chat time
48:58 <iBiZa[Laptop]> gc161
49:13 <+tozza[Mobile]> The adventures of pete and pete
49:15 <iBiZa[Laptop]> Eppiox
49:19 <iBiZa[Laptop]> anyone still active in at home
49:25 <amelia> sorry Eppiox i thought you were a bot or jus a fake user
49:31 <Eppiox> ERROR
49:40 <Skirmish> DUZ NOT COMPUTE
49:44 Join: Zade ([email protected]) to #melbourne
49:50 <Skirmish> EX-TERM-IN-ATE
49:54 <Eppiox> iBiZa not really anymore
49:55 <Skirmish> Ok I'm done ...
49:58 Part: Zade ([email protected]) from #melbourne
49:59 <amelia> haha
50:17 <iBiZa[Laptop]> thomas
50:19 <iBiZa[Laptop]> get ready for it..
50:40 <amelia> rockos modern life
50:43 <iBiZa[Laptop]> MARK
50:43 <iBiZa[Laptop]> yeah
50:43 <iBiZa[Laptop]> SING
50:44 <iBiZa[Laptop]> BIRD
50:46 <iBiZa[Laptop]> yeah
50:50 <iBiZa[Laptop]> SING
50:50 <iBiZa[Laptop]> yeah
51:04 <Nice1> hehe
52:01 <+tozza[Mobile]> Mocking bird
52:09 <+tozza[Mobile]> YEAH
52:11 <+tozza[Mobile]> YEAH
52:12 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lol
52:18 * iBiZa[Laptop] slaps gremlinz
52:24 <iBiZa[Laptop]> gremlinz why don't you say hello
52:28 <iBiZa[Laptop]> helloooooooooo
52:30 <+tozza[Mobile]> MAN THAT fart stinks
52:31 <iBiZa[Laptop]> is it me ur w00kin for
52:36 <+tozza[Mobile]> Hope nobody walks over
52:42 <+tozza[Mobile]> Jesus fuck
53:00 <+tozza[Mobile]> Jesus christ on a motorbike
53:07 <+tozza[Mobile]> Smells like a toddler just shat
53:40 <amelia> wot did you inhale for lunch
54:09 <iBiZa[Laptop]> anyone using a hisense series 7 tv/
54:24 <+tozza[Mobile]> Think my grandad does
54:26 Join: slower ([email protected]) to #melbourne
54:31 <+tozza[Mobile]> Wb slower
54:38 <iBiZa[Laptop]> WHERE IS SlowMover
54:39 <+tozza[Mobile]> Why shaun
54:47 <iBiZa[Laptop]> just making convo
54:48 <iBiZa[Laptop]> somoene pLSSS
54:48 <iBiZa[Laptop]> bring
54:52 <+tozza[Mobile]> For the club?
54:53 <iBiZa[Laptop]> thewhelliebintheif
54:53 <iBiZa[Laptop]> back
54:59 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
55:01 <iBiZa[Laptop]> na for my kitchen
55:01 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lol
55:02 <+tozza[Mobile]> That was us
55:07 <iBiZa[Laptop]> haha
55:08 <+tozza[Mobile]> And melting them at coomoora
55:10 <iBiZa[Laptop]> there is an ex user here
55:12 <iBiZa[Laptop]> caled
55:14 <iBiZa[Laptop]> TheWhellieBinTheif
55:25 <iBiZa[Laptop]> hi Blyke
55:27 <iBiZa[Laptop]> how are u Blyke
55:29 <+tozza[Mobile]> I remember we ganked robbies bin and burnt it came back next day too just the wheels
55:31 <iBiZa[Laptop]> what u doing Blyke
55:33 <+tozza[Mobile]> So funny
55:34 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lol
55:34 <amelia> bring ii back
55:35 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lol
55:40 <iBiZa[Laptop]> AHHHHH
55:44 <iBiZa[Laptop]> ROBBERYYYYYYY
55:49 <iBiZa[Laptop]> WHY PUT THE SUBZZ IN ZEE CAR
55:51 <+tozza[Mobile]> Whyyy
55:54 <iBiZa[Laptop]> tonnnyyyy
55:57 <iBiZa[Laptop]> TONIIIIII
55:59 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
56:05 <+tozza[Mobile]> Torranto susages
56:09 <iBiZa[Laptop]> LOLLLLLL
56:15 <+tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha
56:49 <+tozza[Mobile]> U donated money for rambo didnt you
56:56 <+tozza[Mobile]> I think i seen that
57:01 <iBiZa[Laptop]> hahaha yeah i did
57:05 <iBiZa[Laptop]> jsut a hunji
57:07 <iBiZa[Laptop]> poor kunt
57:12 <+tozza[Mobile]> He tried calling me a year ago for a big oppertunity i said im not interested
57:17 <iBiZa[Laptop]> LOLLL
57:20 <iBiZa[Laptop]> dreamtrips
57:24 <iBiZa[Laptop]> some network marketing crap
57:33 <+tozza[Mobile]> He said how do unknow i go cause u have aharrased everyone else and ive been informed
57:42 <Skirmish> I am going to bed. GO TEAM LISA!
57:43 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lolllllll
57:46 Quit: Skirmish ([email protected]) Quit:
57:51 <lisa> what the
57:57 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lisa
57:57 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lol
57:59 <iBiZa[Laptop]> there are two normal man in here
58:01 <iBiZa[Laptop]> can u guess
58:03 <iBiZa[Laptop]> who they are
58:04 <lisa> yes
58:06 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lisa ur a team now
58:07 <lisa> i know you both
58:21 <+tozza[Mobile]> You do
58:29 <lisa> well, i know who you both are
58:34 <lisa> you ahve both seen my beard
58:36 <Nice1> heh
58:39 <+tozza[Mobile]> Scary
58:43 <amelia> show me your beard
58:43 <lisa> i don't trust just anyone with my beard pics
58:58 <iBiZa[Laptop]> amelia; are u from melb?
59:07 <amelia> perth
59:09 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lol
59:24 <iBiZa[Laptop]> man...
59:26 <iBiZa[Laptop]> can someone find
59:29 <iBiZa[Laptop]> onlinemonnoply
59:31 <iBiZa[Laptop]> that we can play for fREE
59:36 <iBiZa[Laptop]> how mad would it be
59:37 <lisa> oooh
59:42 <iBiZa[Laptop]> to have #melbourne monnoply
59:45 <lisa> i used to play online snooker back in the day
59:48 <lisa> iw as fucken good too
00:02 Join: KelevraBF ([email protected]) to #melbourne
00:05 <lisa> sharked a few efnet guys lol
00:09 <+tozza[Mobile]> Make a server for ps2
00:13 <+tozza[Mobile]> Then we can play
00:23 <lisa> don't have a console
00:26 <lisa> i have a vagina
00:29 <lisa> you can't have both
00:32 <iBiZa[Laptop]> get ready to ban
00:34 <iBiZa[Laptop]> KelevraBF
00:35 <iBiZa[Laptop]> tozza
00:39 <Nice1> hehe
00:46 Nick: iBiZa[Laptop] is now known as iBiZa_
00:47 <Kelevra> no
00:50 <amelia> i thought no bans
00:55 <Kelevra> shaun don't be a wanker
00:56 <lisa> it's a spammer
01:00 <Kelevra> it's valentines day
01:04 <+tozza[Mobile]> What
01:04 <iBiZa_> LOL
01:04 <lisa> spammers don't count
01:07 <iBiZa_> OH Kelevra
01:09 <+tozza[Mobile]> Whos getting banned
01:15 <iBiZa_> IS THAT U
01:15 <iBiZa_> on android irc
01:16 <+tozza[Mobile]> Deadpanda
01:16 <iBiZa_> sorry i thought it was going to be somoene to flood
01:21 Nick: iBiZa_ is now known as iBiZa[Laptop]
01:23 <lisa> i thought so too
01:28 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lol
01:31 <lisa> after that KelevraSHADOW bs
01:37 <+tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
01:57 <Kelevra> nah it's not me
02:17 <lisa> o
02:19 <iBiZa[Laptop]> u sure?
02:28 <iBiZa[Laptop]> check if your mobie
02:30 <iBiZa[Laptop]> connected
02:32 <lisa> lol
02:33 <Kelevra> promise on brayden
02:43 <Kelevra> swear on my life
02:47 <+tozza[Mobile]> I live to give
03:12 Quit: opung ([email protected]) Quit: ZNC - http://znc.in
03:19 <Kelevra> you said bring ppl on and he's my valentine.
03:23 <Kelevra> so deal with it
03:27 Nick: iBiZa[Laptop] is now known as g
03:32 <couleurs> u guys r funy
03:36 <+tozza[Mobile]> G is back
03:38 <Sunbeam> n
03:39 <KelevraBF> Not a great start on joining ..
03:46 <couleurs> Wazza`G
03:49 <lisa> fuck i need a drink
03:51 <lisa> bbiab
03:54 <+tozza[Mobile]> Bullet for my valentine
03:57 <couleurs> me 2
04:16 <+tozza[Mobile]> Im stuck at work gaaaay
04:17 <amelia> cereals
04:38 <couleurs> hi amelia wot did u get 4 valentines
04:41 <+tozza[Mobile]> Mmm keep talkin
04:48 <+tozza[Mobile]> Cocopops?
05:03 <+tozza[Mobile]> I hear its like a chocolate milkshake only crunchy
05:04 <amelia> i gots chocolates & a big ass teddybear
05:12 <amelia> wotchu get
05:14 <couleurs> NiCe
05:54 <Kelevra> tozza[Mobile] do you like bfmv?
06:01 Quit: KelevraBF ([email protected]) Connection closed
06:03 <couleurs> bloodey nothen
06:05 <+tozza[Mobile]> Whats that
06:09 <couleurs> SuPeR SeXiST
06:11 <+tozza[Mobile]> Oh yeh
06:14 <+tozza[Mobile]> They ok i guess
06:21 <couleurs> HaPPy GiRLFrieND DaY
06:22 <Kelevra> I only like one song
06:24 <Kelevra> llol
06:34 <+tozza[Mobile]> Panic at the disco is where its at
06:46 <amelia> aw here i will get u a pizza
06:47 <Kelevra> yeah they're cool
06:47 <+tozza[Mobile]> Cause it 5 in the afternoon
06:57 <+tozza[Mobile]> Your eyes are the size of the moon
06:58 <amelia> but i will eat it first, u can have the crusts
07:12 <amelia> panic at the disco are gay as aids
07:17 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lol
07:25 <+tozza[Mobile]> Sometimes corny is great
07:26 <Glenn> The crusts are good for you amelia!
07:35 <couleurs> i got her flowers and 10 pack of ferrero rochers and wrote on the card 'i hope you get fat xoxo -- your secret admirer'
07:37 <+tozza[Mobile]> Meatlovers mmm
07:38 <Glenn> Makes your hair go cury :P
07:41 <amelia> my hair curly enuff Glennda
07:48 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lol
08:12 <amelia> cereals you are the best bf ever
08:22 <couleurs> yea better get pizza on friday nite
08:22 Mode: (by tozza) +v couleurs
08:23 <Glenn> Mine was too... what's left is numbered.
08:30 <+tozza[Mobile]> Amelia what happened to prigles
08:34 <couleurs> not some emoticons sheesh
08:47 <amelia> I threw them out
08:51 <+tozza[Mobile]> Haha
08:53 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lame
08:58 <amelia> it wad getting out of control
09:06 <+tozza[Mobile]> Im gonna go shake the vending machine brb
09:32 <couleurs> she was like 'thx 4 da flowers and chocolates' and i was like 'what who got you them... wasn't me -- shaggy' etc pretty cool
09:35 Quit: barranca ([email protected]) Connection closed
09:52 <couleurs> Bloodey Comedian, If You Ask Me.
10:01 <+tozza[Mobile]> Damn nothing fell out
10:02 <amelia> mr lover
10:07 <+tozza[Mobile]> Anyone got $2
10:10 <amelia> ooH BoY i LoVe You So
10:26 <couleurs> delivery to her work like a boss WHOS GROWN UP NOW
10:47 <amelia> make all the other girls jealous
11:07 <couleurs> hek yea
11:13 <Kelevra> [21:55:04] <@tozza[Mobile]> And melting them at coomoora
11:14 <Kelevra> ?
11:22 <+tozza[Mobile]> Someone wheelie bin
11:27 Nick: iBiZa is now known as iBiZa[Laptop]
11:40 <+tozza[Mobile]> Torranto susages
12:12 <iBiZa[Laptop]> mmmm
12:21 <+tozza[Mobile]> Feels like a tim-sim
12:41 <+tozza[Mobile]> Fried timsims
12:53 Nick: iBiZa[Laptop] is now known as iBiZa
13:01 Quit: iBiZa ([email protected]) Killed (services.austnet.org (Flooding the AustNet services will not be tolerated))
13:03 <lisa> fcken hell
13:06 Join: amygdaloid ([email protected]) to #melbourne
13:09 <lisa> make up ur mind
13:16 <paulynz> wb lisa
13:18 <+tozza[Mobile]> Aye
13:34 Join: iBiZa ([email protected]) to #melbourne
13:39 <lisa> lol
13:41 <Glenn> wb iBiZa
13:51 <Kelevra> he didn't go to coomooa
13:56 <iBiZa> Zardoz; i can't respond to you in pm, remove /mode Zardoz -R
13:56 <Kelevra> coomoora
14:02 <iBiZa> so un-rego nicks can pm u
14:04 <iBiZa> thanks
14:54 * iBiZa slaps Zardoz around a bit with a large trout
15:03 <amelia> SO PUSHY
15:25 <lisa> multiple personality disorder
15:27 <iBiZa> lisa
15:31 <iBiZa> i can't pm u either right yet
15:31 <iBiZa> but yes
15:33 <iBiZa> sounds good
15:47 <Kelevra> KelevrasBF is upset
16:12 <lisa> 10-4
16:20 <lisa> why
16:28 <lisa> did he not get laid on valentine's day
16:34 <lisa> neither did my bf
16:38 <Kelevra> you guys are assholes and make me look like a bigger asshole :(
17:16 * Eppiox throws tp at Kelevra
17:26 <+tozza[Mobile]> Get me some food
17:28 * Kelevra cries into a pile of tp
17:46 <Kelevra> SEE THIS IS WHY I END UP SINGLE
18:02 <Kelevra> you fuckers are worse than spermicide
18:13 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lol why
18:18 <lisa> you didn't awrn us
18:19 <Kelevra> because
18:20 <lisa> warn
18:21 <lisa> also
18:31 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lol
18:43 <Kelevra> well fuck, if he comes back can you guys be sweethearts or pretend to be
18:51 <Kelevra> LIE FOR MY SAKE FFS
18:54 <Kelevra> =\
18:56 <lisa> i can be nice
19:01 <Kelevra> yay
19:11 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lol
19:27 <amelia> no I'm tellin him you're a cword
19:30 <lisa> was trying to protect you from stalker :/
19:35 <couleurs> oh yea and i ordered a nes mini for $99 cos i found stock
19:37 <Kelevra> amelia you would
19:42 <couleurs> PIZZA AND NINTENDO FRIDAY NIGHT
19:44 <Kelevra> but I've been a c word to you
19:48 <iBiZa> mmmm pizza
19:50 <iBiZa> but must be HALAL
19:51 <Kelevra> so that's forgivable
19:52 <amelia> niceeeeeeeeeeee cereals
20:01 <couleurs> thx
20:22 <amelia> do you have to buy 2nd controler
20:34 <couleurs> yes
20:34 <amelia> wot games are on the mini one
20:36 <lisa> i downloaded chrome for someone last night
20:37 <lisa> wtf
20:40 <couleurs> they ran out of stock
20:57 <amelia> EB pre orders were sold out straight away
21:00 <couleurs> http://www.nintendo.com.au/bring-back-memories-and-make-brand-new-ones-with-nintendos-ultimate-retro-gaming-experience
21:06 <amelia> emulator better i gets more games
21:08 <couleurs> JB hifi had them the other day
21:22 <amelia> and can still play on tv
21:25 <couleurs> yea i read you can run emu on it now, it's been hacked
21:31 <amelia> with ps4 control
21:33 <amelia> oh reallys
21:39 <amelia> well that's prob better
21:48 <couleurs> snes/gameboy even sega genisis
21:53 <+tozza[Mobile]> I have the mini nes amelia
22:00 <+tozza[Mobile]> I added another 40 games onto it
22:11 <+tozza[Mobile]> But i also have all the original stuff too :p
22:16 <amelia> does it hve the cricket game
22:18 <amelia> HOWZAT
22:30 <+tozza[Mobile]> Thats snes
22:34 <+tozza[Mobile]> I have that on snes
22:39 <amelia> no
22:40 <+tozza[Mobile]> Super international cricket
22:43 <amelia> there was one on nes
22:50 <amelia> a duck walked across the screen
23:02 <amelia> I'm sure it was nes
23:03 <+tozza[Mobile]> Thats the snes love
23:03 <lisa> i remember that
23:18 <amelia> ima google cos i remember the graphics being shit
23:21 <amelia> snes was bit better
23:40 <amelia> if I'm right you give me ur nes mini
23:43 <amelia> ok deal brb
23:53 Quit: iBiZa ([email protected]) Changing hosts
23:53 Join: iBiZa ([email protected]) to #melbourne
24:14 <+tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/ZoQye18aa1U
24:17 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Easy wicket-taking in Super international cricket (Mar 28, 2009) Length: 1:53 - Category: Gaming - 11,051 views views - 11 likes (78.6%), 3 dislikes (21.4%)
24:19 <+tozza[Mobile]> Yeh right
24:24 <amelia> http://romhustler.net/img/screenshots/nes/title/50f3d8f1ddd6d.png
24:27 <amelia> nes
24:30 <amelia> i win
24:35 Nick: iBiZa is now known as iBiZa[Laptop]
25:26 <amelia> super must have been snes but jus international was nes
25:26 <+tozza[Mobile]> LOL that game is shite
25:45 <+tozza[Mobile]> But yeh ur not getting me nes mini
25:53 Nick: iBiZa[Laptop] is now known as iBiZa[Mobile]
25:58 <lisa> jesus
26:02 <+tozza[Mobile]> Im gonna put that game on there now
26:04 * lisa nails iBiZa[Mobile] to the wall
26:08 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lol shaun make up ur mind
26:15 <Kynetic> i like nails
26:26 <amelia> u can post yout nes mini to 123 AmeliaIsRight Street, ThomasIsWrong WA 6005
26:35 Part: g ([email protected]) from #melbourne
26:40 <paulynz> lol
26:41 <lisa> more nicks than i have undies, that guy
26:49 Join: ibizatryx ([email protected]) to #melbourne
26:51 <+tozza[Mobile]> Ill post a pic of me giving you the finger
27:00 <deadpandadolls> have alittle help from my friends
27:16 <deadpandadolls> I GOTTA GET MY FRIENDS, I GOTTA GET MY FRIENDS TO LOVE
27:21 Nick: ibizatryx is now known as iBiZa[Laptop]
27:26 <amelia> http://m.imgur.com/DY81I2S
27:27 <couleurs> HeHe
27:30 <lisa> omg
27:33 <lisa> iBiZa[Laptop]
27:45 <lisa> STAND STILL FOR 5 SECONDS
27:51 <iBiZa[Laptop]> sorry
27:54 <iBiZa[Laptop]> linking nicknames
27:58 <lisa> making me dizzy
28:00 <deadpandadolls> we gotta get hold of ya friends!
28:01 Quit: ^Roshanda^ ([email protected]) Quit: Bite My Shiny Metal Arse!!!
28:02 <deadpandadolls> aha
28:03 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lol amelia u were ready 2 years in advance
28:11 <deadpandadolls> was she
28:16 <amelia> i knew this day would come
28:20 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lol nice
28:21 <deadpandadolls> she have those boobies you liked, two years in advance
28:22 <couleurs> wow nice blinds... is that real wood!!!
28:26 <deadpandadolls> some pedo shit right thuurrrr
28:32 <deadpandadolls> I got the counter culture
28:33 <amelia> it jus shows I've been back on IRC way too long
28:36 <deadpandadolls> :o
28:39 <Kelevra> josh why don't you fuck off back to being offline?
28:45 <deadpandadolls> drop them boobies amelia
28:45 <Kelevra> tbh you're a waste.
28:48 <lisa> ^
28:50 <deadpandadolls> DROP EM WHILE DEY HOT
28:53 <deadpandadolls> stfu mel
29:09 <deadpandadolls> stop ruining everything.
29:24 <deadpandadolls> you already spread rumours about me on irc, stfu now
29:30 <paulynz> brb
29:32 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o iBiZa[Mobile]
29:40 <deadpandadolls> if you didnt notice, nobody cares.
29:48 Nick: iBiZa[Mobile] is now known as iBiZa
30:09 Kick: Aksarayli was kicked by iBiZa (bot, if not sorry about the kick and re-join)
30:15 <Kelevra> I will and have noticed but I still my own opinions of you being a piece of shit
30:16 <lisa> lol
30:17 <Kelevra> :)
30:55 Mode: (by iBiZa) +b *!*@168.235.FC458F.0F70D8
31:02 Kick: Horatius was kicked by iBiZa (bot, if not sorry about the kick and re-join)
31:13 Mode: (by iBiZa) +b *!*@3a8e6bd6.bnc.host
31:20 Kick: Kalahari was kicked by iBiZa (bot, if not sorry about the kick and re-join)
31:39 Mode: (by iBiZa) +b *!*@107.191.1725F8.6BFC6A
31:45 Kick: Star was kicked by iBiZa (bot, if not sorry about the kick and re-join)
31:57 Mode: (by iBiZa) -bbb *!*@107.191.1725F8.6BFC6A *!*@3a8e6bd6.bnc.host *!*@168.235.FC458F.0F70D8
32:04 Mode: (by iBiZa) -o iBiZa
32:11 <lisa> bans make me horny
32:14 Join: Kalahari ([email protected]) to #melbourne
32:16 <lisa> someone taking control
32:17 <lisa> rawr
32:20 <steven> kekekeke
32:20 <amelia> ok woah
32:22 <+tozza[Mobile]> I know ingot a wide on
32:30 * iBiZa slaps Kalahari
32:34 <deadpandadolls> so yeah
32:36 <deadpandadolls> amelia
32:40 <iBiZa> must have auto-rejoin on timer
32:42 <deadpandadolls> CHECK DIS OUT WIT ME YO
32:45 <deadpandadolls> aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
33:15 * paulynz looks at lisa lol
33:24 <lisa> RAWR
33:27 <iBiZa> ok
33:29 <iBiZa> who is bringing
33:30 <iBiZa> british meat
33:31 <iBiZa> back
33:49 <lisa> don't know any british meat
34:01 <amelia> iBiZa has a wideon for BM
34:12 <lisa> apparently
35:47 Quit: Nice1 ([email protected]) Quit:
36:22 <+tozza[Mobile]> AND I SAW THE SIGN
36:34 <+tozza[Mobile]> and i opened up my eyes and i saw the sign
36:35 <iBiZa> I SAW THE SUN
36:38 <iBiZa> not the sign
36:42 <iBiZa> idiot
36:43 <iBiZa> lol
36:50 <+tozza[Mobile]> But i print signs
36:57 <+tozza[Mobile]> So its sign
37:01 <lisa> lolol
37:33 <lisa> unassailable logic right there
37:38 <+tozza[Mobile]> Its the sign by ace of bass inizs
37:40 <+tozza[Mobile]> Ibiza
38:13 <amelia> its sign
38:24 <lisa> gnight humans
38:27 <lisa> loves
38:29 <iBiZa> night lisa
38:37 <paulynz> night lisa
38:41 <couleurs> props tho lisa
38:45 <+tozza[Mobile]> Its called the sign not the sun
38:47 <+tozza[Mobile]> Durrer
38:55 <iBiZa> paulynz
38:57 <iBiZa> are u female?
38:57 <+tozza[Mobile]> Bye lisa
39:09 <paulynz> no
39:22 <amelia> cu lisahhhh
39:48 <paulynz> i am male
40:09 <iBiZa> ok
40:10 <+tozza[Mobile]> Sunk ibizas boner into the ground
40:12 <iBiZa> u guys are going quiet
40:14 <iBiZa> and being borry
40:23 <+tozza[Mobile]> I hate when ppl are borry
40:52 <couleurs> lisa needs braces!!!!!
40:59 <couleurs> dental plan!!!!!!!!
41:01 <+tozza[Mobile]> Thats borry
41:18 Quit: Blyke ([email protected]) Quit:
42:41 <+tozza[Mobile]> Blyke
42:47 <iBiZa> 4years
42:47 <iBiZa> ol
42:49 <iBiZa> 4 seasons
44:16 <paulynz> good night all
44:23 <+tozza[Mobile]> Bye
44:31 <paulynz> bye tozza
44:32 <couleurs> bye paul the female
44:42 Part: paulynz ([email protected]) from #melbourne
47:31 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lol
53:18 <iBiZa> i'm in love with marry jane
53:22 <iBiZa> she my main thang
53:25 <Sunbeam> visitors GTG
53:26 <iBiZa> she make me feel alright
53:29 Quit: Sunbeam ([email protected]) Quit: Sometimes You'll Never Know The Value Of A Moment Until It Becomes A Memory.
53:33 <iBiZa> she make my heart sang
54:57 <amelia> AND WHEN IM FEELIN LONELY
55:30 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lmao ibiza gold 104
58:21 <deadpandadolls> SHE MAKES MY HEART SING!
58:22 <deadpandadolls> XD
58:27 <deadpandadolls> ^5 iBiZa
58:34 <deadpandadolls> I am the sun, I am the air
02:02 <iBiZa[Laptop]> fkn
02:05 <iBiZa[Laptop]> waiting
02:06 <iBiZa[Laptop]> for helstra
02:09 <iBiZa[Laptop]> to connect my fkn bundleee
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02:15 <deadpandadolls> oi bro
02:21 <deadpandadolls> when ur wit ur mum
02:27 <deadpandadolls> do the boobie clocks still work?
02:34 <deadpandadolls> teh bewbie clawks
08:12 Quit: iBiZa[Laptop] ([email protected]) Connection closed
10:46 <+tozza[Mobile]> Fuck this work night
12:10 Join: morgoth ([email protected]) to #melbourne
12:34 <+tozza[Mobile]> Wb morgoth
13:27 Join: beagle ([email protected]) to #melbourne
13:42 <beagle> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/SHARP-Vintage-Tool-INVICTA-CUTTHROAT-RAZOR-Old-Antique-Straight-Razor-Knife-268-/201748468169?hash=item2ef92551c9:g:z4QAAOSwux5YT71F
13:49 <beagle> someone buy that for me im sick of cheap shit razors !
14:03 <beagle> hrm hang on a sec ....
14:08 <beagle> if you do i owe you $105
14:14 <beagle> i cant afford it until friday
14:14 <+tozza[Mobile]> Nar
14:38 <beagle> its in melbourne , that razor sale
14:44 <beagle> its the most expensive on ebay, lol
14:55 <beagle> bloke on the phone is saying its sharper than a scalpel
15:13 <deadpandadolls> beagle
15:19 <deadpandadolls> did you stick to the rules bro
15:24 <deadpandadolls> that you said in pm
15:27 <deadpandadolls> money you gave?
15:32 <deadpandadolls> to ur mum
15:38 <deadpandadolls> I'm just saying because
15:39 <deadpandadolls> dude
15:46 <deadpandadolls> no reason to come out saying last night
15:51 <deadpandadolls> I slept next to you
15:53 <deadpandadolls> dude
16:00 <deadpandadolls> slept next to a fuck load of dudes
16:10 <deadpandadolls> had nothing to do with crashing out pissed
16:16 <deadpandadolls> fuck you come out with the gay shit for
16:28 <deadpandadolls> bet ur probably back at the pokies
16:31 <deadpandadolls> and shit
16:34 <beagle> slept next to , i didnt say slept with , relax
16:41 <deadpandadolls> you made shit sound
16:46 <deadpandadolls> really fucking gay bro
16:57 <deadpandadolls> and I've been in orgies.
17:01 <beagle> lol josh , i dont think youre first person ive slept to male or female
17:01 <steven> i thought you 2 were gay ?
17:01 Mode: (by tozza) +v beagle
17:04 <under`> beagle:
17:05 <deadpandadolls> fkn offended me man
17:07 <under`> how you doing me
17:09 <under`> man
17:10 <deadpandadolls> wtf
17:13 <deadpandadolls> dude
17:17 <deadpandadolls> I'm not your bitch dude
17:19 <deadpandadolls> I am saying
17:23 <deadpandadolls> that was offensive
17:26 Quit: ^bozojim ([email protected]) Quit:
17:30 <deadpandadolls> like it was something special
17:32 Part: beagle ([email protected]) from #melbourne
17:39 <deadpandadolls> chill ur drug addict ass out
17:40 <deadpandadolls> eh
17:44 <deadpandadolls> good.
17:52 <morgoth> how is your millenium party going?
17:56 <deadpandadolls> fkn hate him these days, in the book like Kelevra
18:01 <deadpandadolls> useless wastes.
19:00 <+tozza[Mobile]> The water sucks it really really sucks
19:06 <morgoth> http://www.capitalpunishmentuk.org/burn2.jpg
19:32 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lol
19:38 <+tozza[Mobile]> Witch
20:23 <deadpandadolls> please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
20:25 <deadpandadolls> poor chad
20:44 <deadpandadolls> [22:50] beagle No such nick/channel
20:45 <deadpandadolls> my bad
20:57 <deadpandadolls> he is a fucking loser though.
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23:23 Quit: slower ([email protected]) Quit:
23:57 <+tozza[Mobile]> Lmao is this guy kidding
24:00 <+tozza[Mobile]> https://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/ballarat-central/miscellaneous-goods/alien-assault-pinball-machine-working-order/1138573554
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25:08 Quit: Zardoz ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
25:58 <Eppiox> that's just dry piss, it's wash off
27:56 Quit: couleurs ([email protected]) Quit: ok bye
27:57 Quit: morgoth ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
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32:12 <iBiZa[Laptop]> hi bozza
32:35 <deadpandadolls> hi babes
32:41 <deadpandadolls> ino u want me
32:54 <deadpandadolls> and I Kelevra wasted titties flat out on my mind
37:26 <iBiZa[Laptop]> have u seen them?
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42:09 Quit: amygdaloid ([email protected]) Z-Lined
45:14 <tozza> yo
45:17 <tozza> WOOOO
45:47 Quit: iBiZa[Laptop] ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
47:08 Quit: tozza[Mobile] ([email protected]) Quit: hadouken
50:32 <tozza> amelia are you with us
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51:08 <Blyke> lols
51:11 <steven> lols
51:11 <Blyke> `op
51:18 <steven> `op Blyke
51:21 <Blyke> lol
51:40 <Blyke> water rofl
51:41 <amelia> HERE I YAM
51:45 <Blyke> hi hun
51:47 <tozza> sweet
51:52 <tozza> what u doin
52:12 <steven> hey sweet pea
52:22 <tozza> hi steven i didnt know u felt that way
52:27 <amelia> rubbing ma itchy noss
52:31 <Blyke> im not drinking for 2 weeks
52:35 <steven> thats hawt
52:43 <steven> get dem watermelons out
52:44 <tozza> not drinking is hot?
52:50 <Blyke> and going try not drink coffee too
53:15 <Blyke> to much cafeine gives me aniexty
53:23 <Blyke> so i say get rid of it
53:44 <steven> yeah drink it all to get rid of it
53:50 <tozza> lol
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54:52 <tozza> romeo wb
54:56 <[\_^a_Romeo_]> :)
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56:26 <tozza> singlewhiteffemale welcome to melbourne
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59:25 <Blyke> water is the best
59:25 <iBiZa[Laptop]> mmmm
59:25 Mode: (by tozza) +v Blyke
59:27 <Blyke> lol
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59:31 <iBiZa[Laptop]> time to tweeze the blackheads
59:35 <steven> hi MelbUser|24431 :)
59:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o iBiZa[Laptop]
59:50 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o iBiZa[Laptop]
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