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00:00 <Agent> Break out the red
00:00 <b1rd> wine stage?
00:00 <b1rd> lolol
00:00 <b1rd> nar 
00:00 <b1rd> would be brutal
00:00 <Agent> Yeh, get tipped on beer then crack a red and turn it into imbalance and shouting
00:00 <b1rd> i haven't drank for years
00:00 <b1rd> yes
00:00 <Agent> Then it's time for the TEQUILA to fall over on.
00:00 <b1rd> don't mind a red
00:00 <tozza> carlton draught all the way
01:00 <b1rd> she say "you worse than man who bashing the wife"
01:00 <Agent> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSwavkGTzKM
01:00 <b1rd> i yelling back "fuck off slut got to sleep"
01:00 <Agent> This is hilarious, about alcohol
01:00 <b1rd> should of got on to some smack
01:00 <b1rd> instead of grog lol
02:00 <b1rd> easier to get grog tho
02:00 <b1rd> LOL
02:00 <b1rd> hope my beers are cold now tho
02:00 <b1rd> checking..
03:00 <tozza> ...okay
03:00 <b1rd> tomorrow the hammer
03:00 <b1rd> lol
03:00 <b1rd> bit of VARIETY
03:00 <b1rd> can't do one drug to extremes
03:00 <b1rd> LULz
03:00 <b1rd> nar better not
04:00 <b1rd> hammer no good for keep good hardon
05:00 <b1rd> BBQ stopper much 
05:00 <b1rd> lol
05:00 <b1rd> wb iBiZa 
07:00 <b1rd> 8 beers not put me over the legal limit no?
08:00 <MrMW> b1rd!!!!
09:00 <MrMW> u get ya booze!!!
09:00 <tozza> he is out
09:00 <tozza> i just finsihed my first beer
09:00 <b1rd> LOL
09:00 <b1rd> yes MrMW 
10:00 <b1rd> but.. ended in slut gook wife
10:00 <b1rd> annoying me into deep and meaningful in car
10:00 <b1rd> outside home
10:00 <b1rd> bitch is ANGRY now
10:00 <b1rd> lolol
10:00 <b1rd> "hope u die soon!"
10:00 <b1rd> she is say
10:00 <b1rd> lololol
10:00 <b1rd> funny tho
11:00 <b1rd> yelled at a drunk guy too MrMW 
11:00 <b1rd> told my wife to run him over, but she declined
11:00 <b1rd> so i yelled at him instead
11:00 <b1rd> how dare he be drunk in public in MY AREA
11:00 <b1rd> cheeky bugger
12:00 <tozza> did anyone see the new mod for gta
12:00 <tozza> its nsw police
12:00 <Agent> Lol awesome
13:00 <b1rd> havent' played games for years
13:00 <b1rd> sounds good tho
13:00 <tozza> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7JxTZdz9RI
13:00 <tozza> there is tons more but there is a preview
15:00 <Agent> Hahaha Jim Jefferies is the funniest shit on the screen
16:00 <b1rd> fuck it, sleep calls
16:00 <b1rd> night yall
16:00 <tozza> wait b1rd
16:00 <b1rd>  ?
16:00 <tozza> look at this picture
16:00 <tozza> https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fibb.co%2FmxCfDv&h=ATMdHUyk2RJEx1xKu99SxxLi8s8xUR2hfnMTezqpbC4ZiMj_fnzk7qsw0l-H3gg4RwV2roQ8USRayjjcYo1OZ-eTf8H4EgAssoU6FQOkpuld7xe9k_PJqV_Z5_8GK1RYh4NDlHfP
16:00 <b1rd> k
17:00 <tozza> https://ibb.co/mxCfDv
17:00 <b1rd> LOL
17:00 <b1rd> :-]
17:00 <tozza> night mate
18:00 <b1rd> ok bro
18:00 <b1rd> tazer this gook a
18:00 <b1rd> fucking still whingeing
18:00 <b1rd> grrr
18:00 <b1rd> see laywer in morning
18:00 <b1rd> LOL
18:00 <b1rd> night
19:00 <lisa> yo bitches
19:00 <lisa> ark up
19:00 <lisa> i'm back
19:00 <tozza> WOOO
19:00 <tozza> how did u go
19:00 <lisa> it was dead
19:00 <tozza> all good i hope
19:00 <lisa> and by dead i mean no client, not things dying
19:00 <lisa> yeah got to leave early
19:00 <tozza> lol oh boring but smoooth
19:00 <lisa> seniority has it's perks
20:00 <tozza> :P
20:00 <lisa> beer #1
20:00 <tozza> good work
20:00 <lisa> CHEERS BIG EARS
20:00 <tozza> hahah im on beer 2
20:00 <tozza> CHEERS LISA
20:00 <tozza> channel pretty dead
21:00 <tozza> looks like it just us
21:00 <lisa> pffft
21:00 <lisa> lamers
22:00 <simba> eat my ass
22:00 <tozza> g is back
22:00 <lisa> we can work late AND irc
22:00 <lisa> we rule.
22:00 <tozza> oh nice
22:00 <tozza> make a gentleman feel welcome
22:00 <tozza> thats better lol
22:00 <tozza> my shift sucked
22:00 <lisa> no they are, not you
22:00 <tozza> had 90 gables too print
23:00 <morgoth> looking forward to a time of peace and decaffinated irc
23:00 <tozza> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFdW46GYdf8
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ass eating review (Apr 4, 2016) Length: 3:55 - Category: People & Blogs - 120,044 views views - 554 likes (38.5%), 884 dislikes (61.5%)
23:00 <tozza> yeh :P
23:00 <tozza> love this song now 
23:00 <lisa> look at all these fuckers, and not one of them talking
23:00 <tozza> not even that great but nice and catchy
24:00 <simba> 5/5
24:00 <simba> 1 experience
24:00 <simba> this aint no CNET review
24:00 <lisa> one of my fave aussie musicians just put out a new record today
24:00 <lisa> was listening on the way to and from work
24:00 <MelbUser|21701> lisa do you ever shut the fuck up?
24:00 <lisa> dude i just got here
24:00 <lisa> pipe the fuck down
24:00 <tozza> yeh wtf 
24:00 <tozza> what were you listening too ?
25:00 <simba> "its not hard to do" lol
25:00 <amelia> very helpful review
25:00 <amelia> thank u
25:00 <iBiZa> !uno
25:00 <Agent> !join
25:00 <iBiZa> type !join fuckers
25:00 <amelia> !join
25:00 <simba> the top comment owns
25:00 <simba> !join
25:00 <Agent> Fuck off
25:00 <amelia> restart the game
25:00 <amelia> I wanna be player 1
25:00 <Agent> No
25:00 <Agent> I'm 1
25:00 <iBiZa> tozza
25:00 <iBiZa> type join
25:00 <iBiZa> u fuck
25:00 <Agent> I'm a better mathmetician
25:00 <amelia> FUCK SAKE
25:00 <MelbUser|21701> shut up lisa
25:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j37pMoTdR3Y
25:00 <tozza> ok listening now
25:00 <tozza> tamborine
26:00 <Agent> Fight me
26:00 <simba> port priority
26:00 <amelia> !depart
26:00 <iBiZa> lol
26:00 <Agent> How do you quit this fucken game
26:00 <iBiZa> u don't
26:00 <iBiZa> tozza
26:00 <iBiZa> hurry the fuck up
26:00 <amelia> he too busy puting his fingers in his new bowling ball
26:00 <iBiZa> they prob got stuck
26:00 <tozza> very chill
27:00 <iBiZa> CALLING LAST ROUND
27:00 <iBiZa> FOR IRC UNO
27:00 <Agent> LOL
27:00 <Agent> What the fuck does that mean
27:00 <amelia> sort ur fingers out m8
27:00 <iBiZa> !deal
27:00 <iBiZa> !play green 7
27:00 <Agent> Where's my fucken hand
27:00 <Agent> Oh right.
27:00 <simba> oh fuck my colors are off though 
27:00 <Agent> !play greed 7
27:00 <tozza> lol
27:00 <amelia> are u colour blind
27:00 <simba> someone say what the color is when its my turn
27:00 <Agent> wtf
27:00 <Agent> It knew what I meant
27:00 <amelia> !play R
27:00 <lisa> love this record, must be in my top 10 all time i reckon
27:00 <lisa> and still no one's ever heard of them lol
27:00 <tozza> nawt too bad at all
27:00 <lisa> story of my life
27:00 <tozza> yeh LOL
27:00 <tozza> its good that way tho
28:00 <simba> no my irc is just color disabled 
28:00 <amelia> FUCK SAKE
28:00 <iBiZa> try !play green R
28:00 <amelia> !play green R
28:00 <Agent> !play w yellow
28:00 <amelia> no turn for simba
28:00 <Agent> I mad guessed how to do it
28:00 <iBiZa> !PLAY wild red
28:00 <Agent> I never played this shit lol
28:00 <amelia> wtf is a star
28:00 <simba> dont even no what that represents
28:00 <simba> wild?
28:00 <Agent> It's a wildcard
28:00 <Tim-Sim> what is this?
28:00 <tozza> its someone u like without everyone else having a attachment its yours alone lolo
28:00 <lisa> wanna hear the band i'm executive producing
28:00 <tozza> bozza you chatterbox
28:00 <tozza> yeh i do!!!
28:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oul2PiVyv60
28:00 <lisa> nice n loud for this one
29:00 <iBiZa> it is irc UNO
29:00 <Tim-Sim> UNO?
29:00 <simba> ok ok 
29:00 <iBiZa> OK
29:00 <iBiZa> THE COLOR IS RED
29:00 <simba> !play wd4
29:00 <iBiZa> simba ur turn
29:00 <Tim-Sim> ahh, thanks
29:00 <iBiZa> do !play wd4 choose-a-color
29:00 <amelia> "it is irc UNO"
29:00 <simba> !play <wd4>
29:00 <amelia> like dahhh
29:00 <Agent> Can you get a list of commands
29:00 <iBiZa> dumb arse
29:00 <simba> !play wd4 red
29:00 <iBiZa> lol
29:00 <Agent> !help
29:00 <simba> calm down 
29:00 <iBiZa> no
29:00 <iBiZa> just common sense
29:00 <amelia> WHO SKIPPED ME
29:00 <simba> sorry mealz
29:00 <Agent> Lol LX's bot keeps interpreting my commands
29:00 <simba> be quiet iBiZa i will shove my keyboard inside you
29:00 <iBiZa> do it
29:00 <iBiZa> ill like it
29:00 <iBiZa> faggg
29:00 <tozza> oh wow
29:00 <lisa> where did you go, come back and punish me
30:00 <amelia> this is bs
30:00 <Agent> !play wild yellow
30:00 <amelia> new rule: no skipping amelia
30:00 <iBiZa> agent
30:00 <iBiZa> fuck u
30:00 <iBiZa> !draw
30:00 <iBiZa> omggg
30:00 <iBiZa> u fucking gook
30:00 <Agent> Eat dicks, faggot
30:00 <iBiZa> !pass
30:00 <iBiZa> your mum and me
30:00 <iBiZa> picture it
30:00 <simba> !play wd4 yellow
30:00 <Agent> Hahhahahahah
30:00 <simba> 4:1)
30:00 <amelia> `ban simba
30:00 <Agent> Hahahahahahahah
30:00 <amelia> ahaahhahahahahahahahaa
30:00 <amelia> `unban simba
30:00 <iBiZa> zzzz
30:00 <tozza> OMG
30:00 <tozza> was reading that as it was happening lol
30:00 <lisa> heh
30:00 <tozza> so how did u meet this talent
30:00 <lisa> long story heh
31:00 <Agent> !play 5
31:00 <iBiZa> :P
31:00 <Agent> !play yellow 5
31:00 <simba> lol WHO GIVES A LIL GIRL OPS
31:00 <iBiZa> !draw
31:00 <Agent> lolololol
31:00 <amelia> ahahahaahhahahaa
31:00 <iBiZa> omggg
31:00 <iBiZa> !pass
31:00 <Agent> !pass
31:00 <amelia> DONT DO IT
31:00 <simba> !play 1
31:00 <Agent> You can't pass
31:00 <simba> !play 2
31:00 <Agent> What's this !pass shit
31:00 <simba> !play 7
31:00 <simba> idk what colors my cards are
31:00 <simba> !play yellow 7
31:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
31:00 <simba> !play red 7
31:00 <tozza> ah
31:00 <tozza> well cool good one
31:00 <lisa> i used to date a good mate of the singer back in like 2006
31:00 <lisa> so i met him through this other guy, and we stayed mates
31:00 <tozza> i subbed to the channel
31:00 <lisa> shea is like 5'2", but with that massive voice
31:00 <lisa> so they're in the stupid now
31:00 <lisa> stupid lol
31:00 <lisa> STUDIO
31:00 <tozza> LOL
31:00 <lisa> it's all very exciting
31:00 <tozza> i was like oh aye
32:00 <simba> wait
32:00 <amelia> hurry up u colour blind punk
32:00 <Agent> Ahahaha simba
32:00 <simba> !play d2
32:00 <Agent> AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
32:00 <simba> what cvolor is the 5
32:00 <amelia> dust2
32:00 <Blyke> hi
32:00 <Agent> It's yellow
32:00 <Blyke> k
32:00 <iBiZa> omg
32:00 <iBiZa> aGENT
32:00 <iBiZa> U WILL LOVE
32:00 <simba> wait that doesnt help me
32:00 <iBiZa> Blyke
32:00 <simba> i should just bail
32:00 <iBiZa> the card is yellow 5
32:00 <Agent> Blyke
32:00 <iBiZa> type !cards
32:00 <Agent> Sounds like a faggot
32:00 <Agent> FIGHT ME
32:00 <iBiZa> to see your cards
32:00 <Blyke> lol
32:00 <Blyke> you chick or dude
32:00 <tozza> PUNISH ME
32:00 <tozza> kool track
32:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H97j_nboeW8 this is newer
32:00 <lisa> but also a great song
32:00 <lisa> about LA fakers heh
32:00 <tozza> ok
33:00 <simba> !play yellow 1
33:00 <Agent> BOTH
33:00 <Agent> I HAVE ALL BITS
33:00 <Blyke> lols
33:00 <amelia> my turn my turn my turn my turn my turn my turn my turn my turn my turn my turn my turn my turn my turn my turn my turn my turn my turn my turn
33:00 <Agent> Lol Amelia
33:00 <simba> !play yellow 2
33:00 <Agent> Make her draw
33:00 <simba> !play yellow 6
33:00 <iBiZa> dumb ass
33:00 <simba> ok gg
33:00 <Agent> lol
33:00 <Agent> Lol Simba guessed it
33:00 <amelia> I have a million fucking cards thanks to you tossas
33:00 <Agent> Tyurn your colors on noob
33:00 <simba> process of elimination
33:00 <simba> i dont know how!!!
33:00 <Agent> wtf
33:00 <amelia> !play wd4
33:00 <Agent> What irc client you on
33:00 <Blyke> agent tit pic or gtfo
33:00 <simba> i think i deleted some code years ago and fucked something up
33:00 <tozza> my little phoney hahah
33:00 <lisa> heh yup
33:00 <tozza> cool video
33:00 <lisa> so hard getting heard in LA
34:00 <Agent> I can't do that
34:00 <Agent> THAT WOULD BE RUDE
34:00 <simba> only my own colors come thru 4 like i can see this
34:00 <Blyke> lol
34:00 <Agent> Lolol
34:00 <Agent> What client you on fool
34:00 <amelia> !play WD4 green
34:00 <simba> mirc
34:00 <Blyke> 11cool
34:00 <amelia> that's for telling him to make me pick up
34:00 <lisa> too many great bands
34:00 <tozza> cause everyone is t-LA-nted 
34:00 <lisa> either of those songs could be on the radio, but realistically they'll probably never get there
34:00 <lisa> instead we have fucken bieber and lady gaga
34:00 <lisa> it makes me want to cry
34:00 <tozza> your right pretty good
35:00 <Blyke> <._-_.>
35:00 <IRCStats> New stats available for #melbourne! See the #melbourne stats: http://www.chatmelbourne.com.au/stats
35:00 <iBiZa> !play GREEN S
35:00 <Agent> Simba: Tools/Options/IRC/Messages - untick Colors from "strip codes from"
35:00 <amelia> !play green 4
35:00 <Agent> Slutzzzzzz
35:00 <simba> oh wow thanks
35:00 <simba> that seems obvious lol
35:00 <Blyke> whats that do for you Agent
35:00 <Agent> !play s
35:00 <Agent> !play gren s
35:00 <Romey_Oh> !broken !ribcage
35:00 <tozza> the singer looks like matt stone from southpark with all his hair
36:00 <iBiZa> !cards
36:00 <simba> ummmm 
36:00 <iBiZa> !play blue S
36:00 <simba> !play green 2
36:00 <Agent> Blyke:   3__________/
36:00 <simba> what
36:00 <Agent> (little bit)
36:00 <amelia> !play blue 9
36:00 <amelia> OHh its green
36:00 <Agent> OMG Who invited amelia
36:00 <amelia> right
36:00 <Agent> Her colors are even on
36:00 <amelia> that's ot
36:00 <tozza> i clicked like on both and subscribed too the channel too show my support
36:00 <lisa> excellent
36:00 <MelbUser|21701> lisa do you ever stop talking shit?
36:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQu_tW6LEX4 this is an amazing cover that you probably know
37:00 <Agent> BRING IT
37:00 <iBiZa> hurry up
37:00 <iBiZa> u slut
37:00 <amelia> !play wd4 red
37:00 <iBiZa> !play red d2
37:00 <Agent> WHA-TAAAARRR!
37:00 <amelia> AHAAH how u like them aplz
37:00 <Agent> I FUCKEN LOVE THEM
37:00 <amelia> !play res 7
37:00 <Agent> PUT THEM DOWN MY THROAT
37:00 <simba> i like juicy apple
37:00 <Agent> GOBBLE
37:00 <Blyke> Agent u do
37:00 <amelia> !play red 7
37:00 <Blyke> lol
37:00 <iBiZa> WOBBLE
37:00 <iBiZa> ARE U a turk
37:00 <Blyke> please
37:00 <iBiZa> on MIRC
37:00 <Blyke> gobble
37:00 <Agent> TURN ON MIRC
37:00 <iBiZa> TURKKK
37:00 <iBiZa> MIRCCC
37:00 <Agent> Wiat it's my turn
37:00 <Agent> Everybody stfu
37:00 <iBiZa> whooooooooo
37:00 <tozza> ok
37:00 <lisa> MelbUser|21701: eat me
38:00 <simba> dad
38:00 <Agent> Whose turn is it next
38:00 <Agent> IBIZA I think
38:00 <iBiZa> it is your turn
38:00 <Agent> Fuck that guy eh
38:00 <iBiZa> FAGG0T
38:00 <amelia> ibizadork
38:00 <Agent> !play blue d2
38:00 <Agent> Fuck
38:00 <Agent> I can't do that.
38:00 <iBiZa> hahaha
38:00 <iBiZa> u poof
38:00 <Agent> Wait the cunt's red
38:00 <Agent> FUCK
38:00 <Blyke> simba i am your father
38:00 <amelia> dumbarse
38:00 <Agent> !play red r
38:00 <iBiZa> lol
38:00 <Agent> There
38:00 <Agent> Now I can fuck her up
38:00 <amelia> !play wd4 blue
38:00 <MelbUser|21701> lisa stfu
38:00 <lisa> lol tuning his guitar in the middle of the song
38:00 <lisa> poser
39:00 <iBiZa> !play blue R
39:00 <amelia> sorry simbz
39:00 <Blyke> !play uno
39:00 <amelia> !play blue d2
39:00 <Blyke> i beat u all
39:00 <amelia> JTG go
39:00 <simba> ok
40:00 <iBiZa> amelia
40:00 <simba> !play W red
40:00 <iBiZa> SIMBA
40:00 <iBiZa> U SLOW FARKKK
40:00 <simba> yes
40:00 <amelia> !play red 6
40:00 <iBiZa> love u
40:00 <simba> shut up the internet is huge
40:00 <Agent> wtf
40:00 <simba> lol
40:00 <Agent> who reversed my shit
40:00 <Agent> FUCKEN SIMBA
40:00 <amelia> it was reversed like 30 mins ago
40:00 <amelia> u slow tossa
40:00 <Agent> This is some fucken shit
40:00 <lisa> \o/
40:00 <lisa> aren't we not meant to do that lol
40:00 <tozza> some of these melbusers i swear 
40:00 <tozza> i am
40:00 <tozza> was only a kick 
41:00 <simba> what
41:00 <simba> its agents turn
41:00 <amelia> how u like dem aplz
41:00 <simba> you dicksucker
41:00 <Agent> Can I play a wild of a diff color
41:00 <iBiZa> yes
41:00 <amelia> yeah say wd4 blue
41:00 <Agent> I'm bringing in some new cards
41:00 <amelia> oe whatever colour
41:00 <Agent> !play black 13
41:00 <iBiZa> loll
41:00 <Agent> DOESN"T WORK
41:00 <Agent> !draw
41:00 <Agent> I aint got shit
41:00 <Agent> !skip
41:00 <Agent> !suicide
41:00 <Agent> !pass
41:00 <lisa> true
41:00 <tozza> he'll be back to get aggressive
41:00 <lisa> fuck him. it's not like anyone has anything to say
41:00 <tozza> anyway i just had a phone call so back too the song
42:00 <amelia> sound's like u went to same school as Mel K & iBiZa
42:00 <iBiZa> !play red d2
42:00 <amelia> !play red 4
42:00 <Tim-Sim> where can you view the rules and how to play?
42:00 <Agent> Fucken put real cards on
42:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAA
42:00 <Agent> This is shit
42:00 <simba> google uno rules
42:00 <iBiZa> tim sim
42:00 <Agent> !play green w
42:00 <amelia> wot rules are you unsure of
42:00 <iBiZa> we teach unext round
42:00 <Agent> !play w green
42:00 <iBiZa> !draw
42:00 <iBiZa> FUCK
42:00 <iBiZa> U
42:00 <iBiZa> KUNT
42:00 <iBiZa> !pass
42:00 <simba> !play green d2
42:00 <tozza> good cover they have a good sound and great vocalist
42:00 <lisa> yeah his voice is exceptional
43:00 <Agent> Stupid ass game with stupid ass syntax
43:00 <simba> yay
43:00 <Agent> HAHAHAHAhA
43:00 <Agent> SUCK IT EMALIA
43:00 <Agent> NOW WHAT
43:00 <amelia> who even are u simba
43:00 <simba> Mr. Batman
43:00 <Agent> Here you go
43:00 <amelia> dobbing on u
43:00 <Agent> !play green r
43:00 <amelia> wait til cereals os here
43:00 <Agent> You can have a turn because I like you
43:00 <amelia> !play green s
43:00 <amelia> thnx friend
43:00 <Agent> Lol Ibiza, I dunno why I am in that channel eh
43:00 <lisa> he's going to show it more on this next record
43:00 <lisa> the last two have been more guitar-driven
43:00 <lisa> i'm excited
43:00 <tozza> how long been in this band fro making youtube?
43:00 <lisa> they've been together in this current lineup for going on 10 years
44:00 <iBiZa> lol
44:00 <Agent> I had to drop it to take over the other channel
44:00 <iBiZa> !play blue S
44:00 <Agent> There used to be cunts in there
44:00 <amelia> !play blue 9
44:00 <Agent> But I don't have any friends so now there ain't
44:00 <simba> !play blue 5
44:00 <Agent> So I dropped that shit so I could take over the other channel with nobody in it LOL
44:00 <iBiZa> hahaha
44:00 <tozza> shit ok so they know how eachother plays and that
44:00 <lisa> oh yeah like separately, they are all incredibly amazing at what they do
44:00 <lisa> bring them together, and it's magic
44:00 <lisa> i reckon anyway
45:00 <iBiZa> play @blue S
45:00 <iBiZa> !play blue s
45:00 <simba> pwned
45:00 <Agent> Eh fucken what
45:00 <iBiZa> as they get active in @home
45:00 <iBiZa> let them know about here
45:00 <Agent> !hangself
45:00 <iBiZa> ill add them all
45:00 <iBiZa> lol
45:00 <iBiZa> then we can slood
45:00 <amelia> !play blue d2
45:00 <Agent> wtf is slood
45:00 <iBiZa> !draw
45:00 <iBiZa> !pass
45:00 <simba> saucy
45:00 <tozza> agent lol
45:00 <Agent> That's not a thing
45:00 <iBiZa> are u fucking serious
45:00 <iBiZa> u don't know
45:00 <iBiZa> waht
45:00 <iBiZa> SLOOD
45:00 <iBiZa> IS
45:00 <iBiZa> ARE U FKN SERIOUS!!!
45:00 <tozza> its like flooding shit
45:00 <Agent> You just made that shit up
45:00 <Blyke> lol
45:00 <amelia> LESS SLOODS MORE UNO
45:00 <Agent> wtf
45:00 <Agent> I know flood
45:00 <Blyke> wtf
45:00 <Agent> But wtf slood
45:00 <lisa> the bass player is actually an animator lol
45:00 <lisa> for his day job
45:00 <lisa> incredibly talented
45:00 <tozza> im not one for indie bands but they are definately more than acceptable
45:00 <tozza> haha awesome
46:00 <Agent> Wait it's on me
46:00 <Agent> stfu
46:00 <Agent> I'm concentrating
46:00 <Blyke> damn
46:00 <Agent> !play blue s
46:00 <tozza> ANYONE UP FOR RIMMING IN SE SUBURBS PLEASE PM iBiZa
46:00 <simba> yay
46:00 <amelia> wotdahexagon
46:00 <tozza> thats slood
46:00 <Agent> No
46:00 <Agent> That's flood
46:00 <simba> !play blue 6
46:00 <tozza> hard to explain
46:00 <amelia> CMON
46:00 <Agent> This is flood
46:00 <lisa> yeah i've seen a lot too
46:00 <lisa> the trick is getting them heard
46:00 <lisa> it's a losing battle
46:00 <tozza> hmm yeh must be difficult
46:00 <tozza> tried promoting them here?
46:00 <lisa> nah they can't afford to come here lol
47:00 <tozza> no flood pleazse
47:00 <Agent> ...
47:00 <Agent> But... my beautiful flood script :(
47:00 <Agent> Fills the place with color and flashing!
47:00 <tozza> do it in chadstone
47:00 <Agent> It's so purty
47:00 <amelia> who's turn
47:00 <simba> iBiZa
47:00 <Agent> What whose 
47:00 <Agent> I think it's em
47:00 <Blyke> [00:46] <@UnoMelb> amelia is skipped, simba's turn.
47:00 <Blyke> [00:46] <@UnoMelb> Top card: 6[S]
47:00 <Agent> !cards
47:00 <Agent> !turn
47:00 <Agent> !who
47:00 <Agent> !whoseturn
47:00 <simba> iBiZas turn
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <lisa> they can barely afford to tour in the US
47:00 <tozza> good ol starving artists
47:00 <lisa> yup
47:00 <tozza> tripple j would definately play their stuff
47:00 <tozza> then easily 101.9
47:00 <lisa> well we'll be promoting a lot more when this new record is released
48:00 <iBiZa> sorry
48:00 <simba> ....
48:00 <Agent> !Who'vefuckenturn is it
48:00 <iBiZa> hotspot died
48:00 <amelia> iBiZa u fuck
48:00 <iBiZa> !draw
48:00 <iBiZa> !skip
48:00 <amelia> HoTSPoT DieD
48:00 <simba> gay spider porn
48:00 <simba> HURRY 
48:00 <simba> HURRY PUTTER
48:00 <iBiZa> !pass
48:00 <Agent> ITSNOTMYFUCKINGTURNJESIS
48:00 <iBiZa> http://web.archive.org/web/20060218132323/http://www.slood.net/
48:00 <lisa> with a great producer who people have heard of
48:00 <tozza> kooo when is this
48:00 <lisa> that will make a big difference
48:00 <tozza> sickk
48:00 <lisa> they're only just recording now, so probably late this year
48:00 <tozza> well only good thoughts and wishes go out for you guys on that lisa
48:00 <tozza> ok kool
48:00 <tozza> i want a signed album
49:00 <simba> wow
49:00 <Agent> Yep
49:00 <simba> what a nut
49:00 <amelia> AHAAHAHA
49:00 <Agent> Fucken knew that would happen
49:00 <amelia> dork
49:00 <tozza> LMAO
49:00 <Agent> Hahahahaha
49:00 <Agent> Full retard
49:00 <simba> ban him for life
49:00 <Agent> That's a z-line
49:00 <tozza> he is still wit us tho
49:00 <Agent> It'll last four days  lol
49:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> what a joke
49:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lol
49:00 <simba> ban evading
49:00 <tozza> LMFAO
49:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> zzzz
49:00 <amelia> i win uno then
49:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> back to uno!
49:00 <Agent> WELL SOMEBODY HAS TO GET HIS CARDS
49:00 <tozza> anyway agent thats sl00ding
49:00 <amelia> gg losers
49:00 <tozza> check the link
49:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> hahaha
49:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> agent
49:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> check the link
49:00 <Agent> No lol
49:00 <lisa> lol ok i will keep that in mind :P
49:00 <tozza> i have a few from other bands of people ive met online i like it 
49:00 <tozza> then when they make it itss be very special
49:00 <tozza> id never sell it 
49:00 <lisa> i'm not expecting them to 'make it' heh
49:00 <tozza> BOZZA u tozza with a B
49:00 <lisa> but i think they deserve to
50:00 <Agent> You're malicious as fuck rofl
50:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> odoo i
50:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> nah
50:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> it aint
50:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> i don't roll that way
50:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> u flaming homo sexual
50:00 <Agent> How are we supposed to play uno
50:00 <Agent> I was winning that shit
50:00 <amelia> I was winning
50:00 <amelia> i did win
50:00 <simba> i was winning
50:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> FKN
50:00 <Agent> Bullshit you lesbo you had half the fucken deck
50:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> i might know how
50:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> but its risky
50:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lol
50:00 <simba> i always win
50:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAAHA
50:00 <amelia> touché
50:00 <lisa> but there are thousands like them, so
50:00 <tozza> no one ever thought nwa would either
50:00 <tozza> ben welcome back mate
50:00 <Agent> Lol he was totally tuning his guitar halfway through the song
50:00 <Agent> Most blokes do thta before they play lol
50:00 <tozza> yeh show off aye agent
50:00 <lisa> yeah lol
51:00 <Agent> lol
51:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> well the good thing
51:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> about that z-line
51:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> is i can got o slepe now
51:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lol
51:00 <Agent> Lol asshat
51:00 <tozza> night 
51:00 <amelia> too much cordial for ibiza tonight
51:00 <tozza> like a hat full of assholoe
51:00 <lisa> they were caught off guard for that show, they weren't meant to play more than 3 songs
51:00 <lisa> but they were asked to keep going
51:00 <Agent> I thought they were in a shipping container lol
51:00 <tozza> signs of a good band
51:00 <lisa> haha nah just a tiny LA bar
51:00 <Agent> Like a practice box
52:00 <Nice1> :}
52:00 <simba> and the best hoome made bong is SPRINGA
52:00 <simba> right Blyke
52:00 <simba> springa ya days away
52:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> wb niCE1
52:00 <lisa> nah their practice space is way bigger than that heh
52:00 <lisa> lucky shea is tiny tiny man
52:00 <lisa> fuck
52:00 <lisa> i'm on MY 3rd
52:00 <lisa> you're lagging tozza
52:00 <tozza> miy second was a long neck so NURRRR
52:00 <tozza> anyway ur on your 3rd which means 1 more to go
53:00 <Agent> Lololol
53:00 <Agent> !start trivia
53:00 <Agent> !trivia
53:00 <Agent> !trivia start
53:00 <Agent> !fucken start
53:00 <Nice1> hi
53:00 <lisa> 1 more for what lol
53:00 <tozza> "im a lightweight" who told me this n:P
53:00 <lisa> haha well yeah, i mean i used to be able to knock over 12 and be fine
53:00 <lisa> these days a 6 pack is a stretch
54:00 <Agent> !askmeshit
54:00 <Nice1> hi iBiZa[Laptop]
54:00 <Nice1> how are you today
54:00 <Agent> !ipromiseillanswer
54:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> Hornay!
54:00 <Nice1> what are you doing agent
54:00 <Agent> Dunno
54:00 <Agent> Nothin now
54:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> omg
54:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> i got poo
54:00 <Nice1> heh
54:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> under my finger naillll
54:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> omgggg
54:00 <Agent> I was beating Amelia at Uno but then Ibiza got banned
54:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> y gf is sleeping
54:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> ill put it next to her nose
54:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> and she will smell it
54:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> and wake up
54:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lolllll
54:00 <tozza> how many u got tonight
54:00 <lisa> and i'd probably vomit
54:00 <lisa> i bought a case
54:00 <tozza> oh dayum
54:00 <lisa> i have unlimited :D
54:00 <tozza> hell yeayyer 
54:00 <tozza> we gettin plastered
54:00 <tozza> i got 20
54:00 <lisa> but i'm working tomorrow night so i'll not being going silly
54:00 <tozza> ahhh true
54:00 <tozza> well i will :P
54:00 <lisa> heh
55:00 <Bonny> the zline reason is open proxy
55:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> it not open proxy
55:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> that is my computer
55:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lol
55:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> it was automatic by either blackdevil, gremlinz or chanop!
55:00 <Nice1> close the proxy 
55:00 <Nice1> heh
55:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> hahaha
55:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> NO ISA SERVER HERE!
55:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> saluteeeee
55:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> OMGG
55:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> unoooo
55:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> WHOOOOOO
55:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> agent
55:00 <lisa> i should probably call my bf some time soon
55:00 <Agent> At 1am? :(
55:00 <tozza> lol but u dont have my number yet
55:00 <lisa> he's in another time zone
56:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> u know i was gonna kick ur ass
56:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> who cock did u pleasure
56:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> to get me z-line
56:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> cause u knew i would wIN!
56:00 <Agent> Fucken rubbish
56:00 <Nice1> proxy servers dont work on austnet
56:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
56:00 <Agent> I had four cards lol
56:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> u can't handle the truth
56:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> u flaming homo sexual!
56:00 <Agent> You had like 7
56:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lol
56:00 <Agent> And Amelia had >20
56:00 <Agent> If a girl called me when I had been asleep for three hours I'd have some news for her
56:00 <Agent> Oh right
56:00 <lisa> nah he's at work
56:00 <Agent> Lol
56:00 <tozza> no i finsihed not long ago lisa
56:00 <tozza> what is wrong with you
56:00 <tozza> jeeez
56:00 <lisa> oh
56:00 <lisa> right
56:00 <lisa> sorry baby
56:00 <tozza> 3 beers and your delusional
56:00 <lisa> my bad
57:00 <iBiZa> don't ant ya father
57:00 <iBiZa> baby i'm back here
57:00 <iBiZa> !cards
57:00 <iBiZa> !draw
57:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
57:00 <iBiZa> who turn issit
57:00 <iBiZa> lets fkn play!
57:00 <Agent> I think the game cancelled
57:00 <Agent> There was no notice or anything
57:00 <Agent> It just stopped
57:00 <tozza> mm
57:00 <tozza> irc boo 
57:00 <tozza> LOL
57:00 <tozza> NICE1
57:00 <Nice1> hi
57:00 <tozza> bout time
57:00 <lisa> hey Nice1
57:00 <lisa> i'm glad you're here
57:00 <Nice1> hey l00PeyD0G
57:00 <Nice1> oops
57:00 <lisa> i don't like going between here and #syd
57:00 <Nice1> I mean lisa
58:00 <Agent> !cards
58:00 <Agent> Wait
58:00 <Agent> It's still going
58:00 <Agent> I think it's my fucken turn
58:00 <iBiZa> whoooohahaha
58:00 <Agent> !card
58:00 <iBiZa> take a turn u fag
58:00 <iBiZa> heyt ozza
58:00 <iBiZa> its working
58:00 <iBiZa> whooooo
58:00 <Agent> How do I see what card is up
58:00 <Agent> !top
58:00 <Agent> !topcard
58:00 <iBiZa> its blue 6
58:00 <Agent> Right
58:00 <Agent> Ummm
58:00 <Nice1> ok lisa
58:00 <lisa> oh THANKS
58:00 <Nice1> you dont have to
58:00 <tozza> stay here in melb its where it at
58:00 <Nice1> we are all friends here on 
58:00 <Nice1> here
58:00 <Nice1> right tozza
58:00 <lisa> we are
58:00 <lisa> buddies
59:00 <Tim-Sim> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9GyV2m8PIc
59:00 <Agent> !play blue d2
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Icehouse - Man Of Colours (Mar 1, 2012) Length: 4:30 - Category: Music - 130,967 views views - 794 likes (99.1%), 7 dislikes (0.9%)
59:00 <Agent> LOL
59:00 <iBiZa> lol
59:00 <iBiZa> ice house
59:00 <simba> !play w green
59:00 <iBiZa> !play green 4
59:00 <Agent> Fuck
59:00 <Agent> !draw
59:00 <Agent> !skip
59:00 <Agent> !pass
59:00 <Tim-Sim> great song iBiZa 
59:00 <Agent> Amoeblia isn't even here
59:00 <tozza> i hope so
59:00 <Nice1> 24-7 sex party on #newmelb
59:00 <tozza> no
59:00 <lisa> nah we're more interesting than that
59:00 <Nice1> hehe just kidding
59:00 <tozza> what u get uptoo this evening nice1
00:00 <simba> amelia
00:00 <iBiZa> amelia
00:00 <iBiZa> amelia u whore
00:00 <iBiZa> stop eating kelvra out
00:00 <iBiZa> and say something
00:00 <Epi> http://i.imgur.com/jkHRr6l.jpg
00:00 <Agent> What the flying fuck is Epi doing in here
00:00 <iBiZa> hahaha
00:00 <iBiZa> Agent; did you got the slood site
00:00 <iBiZa> or did i get z-line for nothng
00:00 <Nice1> nothing much...trying to fix my damn computer
00:00 <Nice1> it installed an update
00:00 <Nice1> and now says I have to activate windows
00:00 <Nice1> again
00:00 <tozza> u in melbourne?
00:00 <Nice1> nah perth
00:00 <Nice1> so now I got to find a working key kms server
01:00 <Agent> I saw the link about eighty times
01:00 <Agent> But I didn't click that shit
01:00 <iBiZa> click it
01:00 <iBiZa> for a augh
01:00 <iBiZa> its nothing bad
01:00 <iBiZa> its just good
01:00 <Agent> Do you think I'm a fucking milk drinker
01:00 <iBiZa> humour
01:00 <iBiZa> i promise
01:00 <iBiZa> doo it
01:00 <iBiZa> doooo ittt
01:00 <iBiZa> dooo it
01:00 <iBiZa> `kick amelia UNOOO
01:00 <simba> amelia is taking photos of her lil ass for instagram
01:00 <Nice1> but havent been able so far
01:00 <tozza> oh right
01:00 <tozza> whats a kms server dude
02:00 <iBiZa> fuck this
02:00 <Agent> Ok so
02:00 <lisa> lol
02:00 <lisa> i KNEW you were gonna say that hahahaha
03:00 <Agent> Nothing on this site that describes Slooding actually describes anything but normal flooding
03:00 <iBiZa> tozza; did u go to the sloodr site
03:00 <iBiZa> Agent; check the slooder quotes
03:00 <tozza> i already knew what sl00ding was but
03:00 <simba> im in love with the coco
03:00 <iBiZa> any guys in S.E suburbs up for some RIMMING tonight message me fankz
03:00 <Epi> haha Agent
03:00 <tozza> LOL
03:00 <Nice1> key managment system
03:00 <tozza> BEEJAI
03:00 <tozza> oh ok
04:00 <Agent> It's the same shit
04:00 <amelia> WOTDAHEXAGON
04:00 <Agent> It's just a typo'd reason for kicking someone lol
04:00 <Agent> AMOEBLIA
04:00 <amelia> !cards
04:00 <amelia> !topcard
04:00 <iBiZa> http://web.archive.org/web/20060111082532/http://www.slood.net/slood/log1.jpg
04:00 <iBiZa> click that right now!
04:00 <amelia> !play green 5
04:00 <simba> my turn
04:00 <simba> fucking fagoigeusaghiuhsga
04:00 <Nice1> oh
05:00 <simba> !play green r
05:00 <iBiZa> do you find htat
05:00 <amelia> fudge
05:00 <iBiZa> hilarous
05:00 <iBiZa> agent
05:00 <Epi> Agent, @home was so quite, i stopped posting random amusing links there, i'll post them here instead xD 
05:00 <amelia> y do dis
05:00 <amelia> !draw
05:00 <amelia> !play green 7
05:00 <tozza> brb
05:00 <Agent> I don't have a fucking 7
05:00 <Agent> !draw
05:00 <Agent> !pass
05:00 <simba> ASAP ROCKY
06:00 <iBiZa> !play green 1
06:00 <iBiZa> asap rocky
06:00 <iBiZa> came to my club
06:00 <iBiZa> same with
06:00 <iBiZa> asap ferg
06:00 <Agent> WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE http://web.archive.org/web/20071231094254/http://www.slood.net/melbourne/
06:00 <simba> hes a fag
06:00 <simba> !play green 7
06:00 <Epi> I remember... like shit 10 years ago comming here and being all 'asl' i'm 16/f/melb (lies, i'm a hairy dude) then in pm's i'd link tubgirl or goatse >_> 
06:00 <amelia> !play yellow seven
06:00 <Agent> Epi, everybody's done that
06:00 <simba> thats epic
06:00 <amelia> !play yellow 7
06:00 <simba> lemonparty.org
06:00 <Nice1> that would  be tommy
06:00 <Nice1> thats a good album
06:00 <lisa> hey bitch
07:00 <Agent> !play yellow r
07:00 <simba> was my fAV
07:00 <iBiZa> agent that is a Slooder party!
07:00 <Agent> I thought it was Kelevra
07:00 <amelia> !play yellow 9
07:00 <Epi> meat spin- but with the megashira song was my fav
07:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA Agent
07:00 <simba> !play yellow 5
07:00 <iBiZa> !draw
07:00 <iBiZa> for fuck sakes
07:00 <iBiZa> !pass
07:00 <iBiZa> i'm so voer this shit
07:00 <simba> meatspin owned
07:00 <Agent> LOL I don't even know Kelevra that well, everybody owns her. Is she a mad sillybitch or is everyone just playin
07:00 <Nice1> heh
07:00 <amelia> sup crazy cat lady
07:00 <lisa> not much
07:00 <lisa> just got home from the werks
07:00 <amelia> thought u on hols
08:00 <iBiZa> open wide
08:00 <iBiZa> come in side
08:00 <simba> shes a psycho
08:00 <iBiZa> its #Melbourne
08:00 <amelia> no she is legit useless
08:00 <Agent> lolol
08:00 <amelia> mental case
08:00 <Agent> That's my word btw
08:00 <Agent> Sillybitch
08:00 <Agent> One word.
08:00 <bi_curious-Guy14> hai
08:00 <Agent> Hye
08:00 <bi_curious-Guy14> a/s/l plz
08:00 <Agent> !play yellow d2
08:00 <simba> somoone do their turn
08:00 <amelia> flaminh hexagon
08:00 <simba> crap
08:00 <Agent> HEXAGON
08:00 <simba> !draw
09:00 <simba> !skip
09:00 <simba> !pass
09:00 <bi_curious-Guy14> !draw
09:00 <bi_curious-Guy14> !cock
09:00 <Agent> GUYS, GUYS
09:00 <bi_curious-Guy14> !loveock
09:00 <Agent> We need another Uno deck
09:00 <Agent> Amelia needs more cards
09:00 <bi_curious-Guy14> !play D2 yelow
09:00 <bi_curious-Guy14> !play yellow D2
09:00 <Agent> Fuck.
09:00 <amelia> i will fkn get Kelevra to rape you and spawn your child
09:00 <amelia> irc daddy #3
10:00 <Agent> Is she at least hot
10:00 <amelia> no
10:00 <Agent> Like even a little bit
10:00 <amelia> trash
10:00 <Agent> Linm
10:00 <Agent> Link
10:00 <simba> not really
10:00 <Agent> Show me photo
10:00 <simba> she looks like link
10:00 <simba> from zelda
10:00 <amelia> !play yellow 2
10:00 <Agent> A real one, no meatspin pls
10:00 <amelia> dont fkn say that about link
10:00 <Agent> And not discobitch
10:00 <amelia> shes not fat at least
10:00 <simba> !draw
10:00 <simba> !pass
10:00 <amelia> but she is dirty lookin
10:00 <amelia> rank
10:00 <Agent> Someone show me a pic of this bitch
10:00 <iBiZa> http://web.archive.org/web/20071214123512/http://www.slood.net/month/belle/
10:00 <iBiZa> !draw
10:00 <iBiZa> !play wild red
10:00 <simba> she looks like the girl from the ring lol
10:00 <lisa> back to work today :/
10:00 <tozza> STAPLER QUEEN
10:00 <amelia> on a friday
10:00 <amelia> BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
10:00 <amelia> stapler queen lives on
10:00 <tozza> hello there im paper clip wizard
11:00 <Agent> !play blue d2
11:00 <Agent> Wait what
11:00 <Agent> !play green w
11:00 <simba> http://www.etonline.com/media/video/2015/03/24139554/hulu_trending_thering_032415.jpg
11:00 <Agent> !play w green
11:00 <iBiZa> FUCK OFF
11:00 <amelia> !play green 1
11:00 <Agent> Meh
11:00 <simba> !play green 7
11:00 <Agent> Can't agree that she's a dog unless I've seen her
11:00 <iBiZa> !draw
11:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
11:00 <amelia> did it make u happy
11:00 <tozza> abso
11:00 <tozza> i had it as toppic all day
11:00 <tozza> someone changed it on me
12:00 <iBiZa> !pass
12:00 <iBiZa> this is one long fkn uno game
12:00 <Agent> What about you Ameoblia. Are you a dog too?
12:00 <Agent> Or are you hot
12:00 <simba> yea so long
12:00 <amelia> her personality sucks the hardest
12:00 <amelia> yeh WooF WooF
12:00 <Agent> !draw
12:00 <Agent> !pass
12:00 <amelia> !draw
12:00 <Agent> Need a think like #@Home used to have, a page of pics and insults
12:00 <amelia> !olay green 3
12:00 <simba> OLE
12:00 <amelia> !play green 3
12:00 <iBiZa> Agent; can you set one up? :)
12:00 <simba> !play green 1
12:00 <amelia> kekekek
13:00 <amelia> ole!
13:00 <Agent> No
13:00 <Agent> Lazy
13:00 <Agent> You're the commander
13:00 <iBiZa> same
13:00 <iBiZa> lol
13:00 <Agent> Your job
13:00 <iBiZa> !draw
13:00 <Agent> Well fucken 198 me and I'll do it
13:00 <iBiZa> !play green 6
13:00 <simba> 420 me
13:00 <Agent> sigh
13:00 <Agent> MUCH better idea
13:00 <Agent> 420
13:00 <Agent> brb
13:00 <iBiZa> www.chatmelbourne.com.au
13:00 <Agent> Wait my turn first
13:00 <iBiZa> we can load a profile php software
13:00 <simba> chaturbate
13:00 <iBiZa> where users can upload and rate pics
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <simba> like its 2002
13:00 <amelia> "no personal details or links"
13:00 <amelia> soso much sand in hair
13:00 <tozza> sex on beach?
14:00 <iBiZa> nah
14:00 <iBiZa> not if a user
14:00 <iBiZa> does it them self
14:00 <iBiZa> lol
14:00 <MelbUser|98118> HAHAHAHAH SUP SLOODERS
14:00 <amelia> "LETS MAKE A SITE WIF EVERYONES PICS!"
14:00 <iBiZa> yes
14:00 <simba> nobody knows or cares what slooder means
14:00 <iBiZa> ratemyboner.com
14:00 <amelia> it means who's fkn turn issit
14:00 <MelbUser|98118> IT"S MY FUCKEN TURN
14:00 <simba> Agent
14:00 <Agent> I MEAn
14:00 <Agent> IT'S MY FUCKEN TURN
14:00 <amelia> YOU'RE NOT IN THE GAME MelbUser|98118
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <simba> what
14:00 <MelbUser|98118> Fuck
14:00 <amelia> vball
14:00 <amelia> all up in ma grill
15:00 <simba> busted
15:00 <amelia> go Agent
15:00 <Agent> Lol
15:00 <Agent> SLOOPDERS
15:00 <simba> what is wrong with these people
15:00 <Agent> Hahahah
15:00 <Agent> !draw
15:00 <iBiZa> wiring his alarm and cctv tomorrow at 5am
15:00 <iBiZa> (
15:00 <iBiZa> :(
15:00 <Agent> !play s
15:00 <amelia> simba is that a genuine question
15:00 <Agent> !play green s
15:00 <simba> yes
15:00 <amelia> o ffs
15:00 <simba> !play red s
15:00 <iBiZa> faggot
15:00 <Agent> Oi who are these cunts is
15:00 <Agent> http://web.archive.org/web/20070127221618/http://www.slood.net/meets/2004-02-07-wheeliebintheif/part4/24.jpg
15:00 <simba> lol
15:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHHAA
15:00 <iBiZa> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
16:00 <iBiZa> lollllllllllllllllll
16:00 <simba> wow
16:00 <simba> idk but i just realised thats a woman 
16:00 <simba> in the back
16:00 <iBiZa> that is belle
16:00 <iBiZa> the
16:00 <iBiZa> IRC HORNAY slooder
16:00 <Agent> Fuck off
16:00 <iBiZa> have u seent he ones
16:00 <iBiZa> with her tits out
16:00 <Agent> That's a bitch with big cannons in the front and two blokes
16:00 <simba> Agent aka melbuser
16:00 <simba> GO
16:00 <simba> UNO
16:00 <Agent> Oh right
16:00 <Agent> Ummm
16:00 <Agent> !play red s
16:00 <tozza> oh wow cool
16:00 <tozza> i went and watched once when i was a kid
16:00 <tozza> i went into the arcade room and played guns n roses pinball instead
16:00 <amelia> ahahahaha
16:00 <tozza> true story
16:00 <amelia> we won 3 games out of 4
16:00 <amelia> cos we are winners
16:00 <tozza> first time id ever seen ... that machine
16:00 <Tim-Sim> how many machines do you have tozza?
17:00 <Agent> !play yellow s
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <iBiZa> As a sensual woman of the new millennium, one of the greatest gifts a man can give me is when he hits my G-spot with the most earth-shattering of orgasms. The pleasure you see me experience in this picture speaks for itself! 
17:00 <simba> nice
17:00 <amelia> ...
17:00 <Agent> :D
17:00 <simba> !draw
17:00 <simba> !play wd4 green
17:00 <simba> fuk yea
17:00 <simba> lmaio
17:00 <Agent> !play d8
17:00 <iBiZa> agent
17:00 <iBiZa> http://web.archive.org/web/20070127221837/http://www.slood.net/meets/2004-02-07-wheeliebintheif/part4/27.jpg
17:00 <Agent> What the fuck is going on there
17:00 <Agent> Whose tits am I staring at
17:00 <iBiZa> These are my babies - two of them actually - and their names are Minnie and Winnie. I love to show my babies off to my friends and I just had to get them to smile for the camera! 
17:00 <Agent> Who is this melon
17:00 <amelia> is that male or female in the back
17:00 <iBiZa> !cards
17:00 <tozza> in joint partner ship we have 17 arcades and 2 pinballs
17:00 <amelia> do you all put in towards them
17:00 <amelia> you and THe BoYZ
17:00 <Tim-Sim> far out
18:00 <simba> lol fire twirling at an irc party
18:00 <iBiZa> lollllllllll
18:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAA
18:00 <iBiZa> fuck
18:00 <iBiZa> i love this channel
18:00 <iBiZa> !play Green9
18:00 <amelia> "fire twirling"
18:00 <iBiZa> !play Green 9
18:00 <iBiZa> did u guys
18:00 <iBiZa> look at the pic
18:00 <Tim-Sim> no class
18:00 <iBiZa> lol
18:00 <Agent> !draw
18:00 <Agent> !play r
18:00 <iBiZa> Netz
18:00 <iBiZa> fucked her
18:00 <Agent> !play green r
18:00 <amelia> possibly the funniest two words put together
18:00 <Agent> LOLLLLLL THERES A GUY TWIRLING FIRE I TOTALLY DIDNT SEE HIM
18:00 <amelia> red hair is male or female?
18:00 <iBiZa> http://web.archive.org/web/20071214123512/http://www.slood.net/meets/2004-02-07-wheeliebintheif/part5/4.jpg
18:00 <iBiZa> that is a guy
18:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza: are they are hobby collection or are some of them returning an income?
18:00 <tozza> just to own
19:00 <iBiZa> his nick was cl0wn
19:00 <Student> Brb
19:00 <iBiZa> when he came on here
19:00 <Agent> Who's the bitch with her cans out
19:00 <iBiZa> !play red R
19:00 <Agent> Is that Amelia
19:00 <iBiZa> that is
19:00 <iBiZa> BELLE
19:00 <simba> thats like 2 steps above those weird things people played with with 2 sticks and a string tying them together and theyd make this thing travel along the string and do tricks
19:00 <iBiZa> THE HORNAY SLOODER
19:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAAHHA CAN EVERYONE PLS STOP SAYINF FIRE TWIRLING
19:00 <simba> man nobody does that anymore
19:00 <iBiZa> AND SLOOER OF THE MONTH
19:00 <amelia> the red headed dyke?
19:00 <simba> play
19:00 <Agent> !play red r
19:00 <Agent> !play blue r
19:00 <iBiZa> http://web.archive.org/web/20070127221837/http://www.slood.net/meets/2004-02-07-wheeliebintheif/part4/27.jpg
19:00 <simba> dam
19:00 <iBiZa> !PLAY BLUE D2
19:00 <tozza> no amelia just me and my friend
19:00 <tozza> but it takes time
19:00 <tozza> we dont just buy anything
19:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah they are not cheap
19:00 <tozza> it has to be specific
19:00 <tozza> ill upload thee main room
19:00 <Tim-Sim> I would collect a few maybe, if I had more room to put them
20:00 <simba> was slood an old irc website then
20:00 <Agent> Ok so the bat bitch is Belle
20:00 <Agent> Whose the bloke in holding her cans
20:00 <iBiZa> slood was #Melbourne
20:00 <amelia> !play blue 9
20:00 <Agent> !play blue 8
20:00 <simba> thats a woman lol
20:00 <amelia> cl0wn
20:00 <simba> isnt it?
20:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza: do you think they have any kind of investment value?
21:00 <Agent> Ok so do either of those bitches still hang here
21:00 <amelia> No ibiza said it was a guy
21:00 <simba> it looks like a dyke
21:00 <amelia> cos i said it was a girl too
21:00 <simba> he wouldve transitioned by now
21:00 <iBiZa> this is ting too LONG
21:00 <iBiZa> @PLAY BLUE 3
21:00 <simba> !play blue r
21:00 <iBiZa> PLAY YELLOWR
21:00 <iBiZa> PLAY YELLOW r
21:00 <iBiZa> !PLAY YELLOW R
21:00 <simba> ¿
21:00 <amelia> hurry up poo fingers
21:00 <simba> !draw
21:00 <tozza> absolutley 
21:00 <tozza> hold on
22:00 <simba> !play yellow 7
22:00 <amelia> !draw
22:00 <Agent> What about the fucker with the neckbeard
22:00 <Agent> http://web.archive.org/web/20070127221618/http://www.slood.net/meets/2004-02-07-wheeliebintheif/part4/24.jpg
22:00 <amelia> !skip
22:00 <amelia> !pass
22:00 <simba> some gay cunt
22:00 <Agent> ~play yellow 4
22:00 <Agent> !play yellow 4
22:00 <simba> Knight_Darkness
22:00 <iBiZa> haahaha at the red hair
22:00 <Agent> Ok so none of this shit is even relevant to #melbourne today
22:00 <iBiZa> !play yellow S
22:00 <Agent> Get it off the site lol
22:00 <iBiZa> haha yeah
23:00 <iBiZa> its party of #melbourne history
23:00 <amelia> !pass
23:00 <amelia> !draw
23:00 <amelia> !play yellow 3
23:00 <simba> where are they now - the lower class delinquents of rural victoria and #melbourne mid 2000s fame
23:00 <Agent> http://web.archive.org/web/20070127221709/http://www.slood.net/meets/2004-02-07-wheeliebintheif/part4/115.jpg
23:00 <Agent> OH GOD
23:00 <Agent> !play yellow 2
23:00 <amelia> who the fuck are they
23:00 <Agent> I thought it was you and Kelevra
23:00 <iBiZa> the hwite iglr is
23:00 <iBiZa> wizza angel
23:00 <simba> my fantasy
23:00 <iBiZa> and the dark one is belle
23:00 <iBiZa> !draw
23:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
24:00 <iBiZa> !pass
24:00 <simba> !play red 2
24:00 <iBiZa> Agent
24:00 <Student> Greetings
24:00 <amelia> !play red 4
24:00 <iBiZa> do you like slOODING NOW
24:00 <iBiZa> SLooder!
24:00 <Agent> No
24:00 <Agent> Lol
24:00 <Agent> Slooding isn't a thing
24:00 <iBiZa> but u have to amdit
24:00 <iBiZa> its pretty funny
24:00 <Agent> It's flooding, and wtf who is this ranga bitch with the fat belle thing
24:00 <iBiZa> the slood.net 
24:00 <Agent> !draw
24:00 <iBiZa> webiste
24:00 <Agent> !pass
24:00 <iBiZa> !play red r
24:00 <Agent> Like
24:00 <Agent> wetf
24:00 <tozza> https://ibb.co/bWx7rF
25:00 <Agent> Seriously honestly, how the fuck did these bitches think this was a good photo to take
25:00 <simba> dad da ddd
25:00 <Agent> What the actual fuck
25:00 <Agent> http://web.archive.org/web/20070127221709/http://www.slood.net/meets/2004-02-07-wheeliebintheif/part4/115.jpg
25:00 <Agent> What the fucken what
25:00 <amelia> well i am enjoying their photography
25:00 <simba> ok we saw it
25:00 <Agent> !play blue d2
25:00 <iBiZa> lollll
25:00 <Agent> !draw
25:00 <iBiZa> wait wait wait wiat wait
25:00 <Agent> !play red d2
25:00 <iBiZa> did u ind the kFC
25:00 <iBiZa> one?
25:00 <iBiZa> of belle
25:00 <iBiZa> belle holding the kFC bucket
25:00 <simba> !play red 4
25:00 <Agent> I'm still going throught hem :(
25:00 <iBiZa> have u seen that yet?
25:00 <iBiZa> !play red 3
25:00 <tozza> https://ibb.co/kJjbka
25:00 <tozza> https://ibb.co/e6tQdv
25:00 <Tim-Sim> lloollol
25:00 <Tim-Sim> holy fucking shit!
25:00 <lisa> lol neon
25:00 <tozza> 5 of them we imported directly from texas
26:00 <Agent> !draw
26:00 <Agent> !play red 2
26:00 <simba> dyj tw4 3 
26:00 <amelia> !play red 2
26:00 <simba> OMG IM gonna finish the sequence
26:00 <simba> !play red 1
26:00 <iBiZa> ~seQ
26:00 <simba> now play red 0
26:00 <amelia> OMGOSH
26:00 <iBiZa> !draw
26:00 <iBiZa> !pass
26:00 <amelia> 4 3 2 q
26:00 <amelia> 1
26:00 <simba> it can only be green 9 next
26:00 <tozza> the rest are LAI austrlian cabs
26:00 <Tim-Sim> was that expensive to import them?
26:00 <tozza> absoloutely lol
26:00 <Tim-Sim> man that is awesome, well done!
26:00 <tozza> but u dont see them here in this country ever so worth it
27:00 <Agent> !play yellow 1
27:00 <amelia> !play w green
27:00 <simba> !play green 4
27:00 <simba> uNo
27:00 <amelia> Vzjsjsks
27:00 <amelia> dfkdksksmnss
27:00 <amelia> Snsnskd
27:00 <amelia> cheater
28:00 <amelia> used tit pics to distract Agent
28:00 <iBiZa> http://web.archive.org/web/20071231094254/http://www.slood.net/month/belle
28:00 <simba> he distractd himself
28:00 <iBiZa> !play green R
28:00 <Agent> Send me sexy tit pics, that'll work
28:00 <simba> its all over
28:00 <simba> !play green 1
28:00 <Agent> Fuck off simba cunt
28:00 <simba> 1-0 to simba
28:00 <simba> welcome to the party
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <Agent> Nobody likes you anyway
28:00 <simba> victory bongs for me salt for you
28:00 <Agent> amelia did yo have 48 cards
28:00 <Tim-Sim> I played joust the other day, I notice it in your arcade room
28:00 <lisa> i'm contemplating a 4th
28:00 <lisa> either that or a cheese toasty
28:00 <Tim-Sim> I dreamed of having an arcade room like that when I was a kid
28:00 <tozza> DO IT LISA
28:00 <tozza> tim-sim
29:00 <Agent> I think UnoMelb gets Z-Lined for slooding every time Amelia asks to see her cards
29:00 <amelia> no i have none cos i won
29:00 <Tim-Sim> used to love going down to timezone, checking out the games
29:00 <tozza> u can do it if u want to
29:00 <lisa> you just want to have your way with me
29:00 <tozza> online 
29:00 <lisa> tozza
29:00 <lisa> did you ever go to that pool hall in parkdale
29:00 <lisa> playhouse
29:00 <lisa> near chashies
29:00 <lisa> cashies*
29:00 <tozza> haha yeh
29:00 <^pHANTOM^> playhouse is clsoed now
29:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
29:00 <tozza> but prerfered kings
29:00 <^pHANTOM^> closed*
29:00 <^pHANTOM^> so is kings
29:00 <tozza> kings is closed now too
30:00 <Agent> [01:28] <@UnoMelb> Congratulations simba you win!!!
30:00 <Agent> [01:28] <@UnoMelb> Congratulations amelia you lost!!!
30:00 <lisa> man
30:00 <lisa> my best mate worked there where we were like 18
30:00 <tozza> phantonm i went and met up with mal
30:00 <lisa> i spent SO MUCH MONEY THERE
30:00 <tozza> they were loosing so much
30:00 <lisa> solly
30:00 <lisa> was the guy who owned it
31:00 <amelia> UnoMelb is clearly drunk
31:00 <Agent> [01:28] <@UnoMelb> Congratulations amelia you lost!!!
31:00 <simba> whoa nice amelia :~)
31:00 <Agent> !stats
31:00 <amelia> thnx pal
31:00 <iBiZa> AGENT
31:00 <Agent> [01:28] <@UnoMelb> Agent SKIPPED amelia 19 times!
31:00 <iBiZa> www.chatmelbourne.com.au/stats
31:00 <simba> !stats
31:00 <Agent> !tits
31:00 <Agent> !titpic
31:00 <Agent> !:(
31:00 <tozza> mal also owned princes 
31:00 <lisa> that jukebox
31:00 <lisa> man
31:00 <tozza> on prinny highway
31:00 <^pHANTOM^> princess is gone too?
31:00 <tozza> haha
31:00 <Tim-Sim> not me, no. I used to like the arcade games wherever I could play them though, carribean rollerama, video shops, shopping centers etc. 
31:00 <tozza> bro been gone for time now
31:00 <lisa> daytona 500
31:00 <tozza> tim sim carribean rollerrama LMAO
31:00 <Tim-Sim> and a varius cinemas 
31:00 <tozza> lisa we sold a daytona last year
32:00 <tozza> "ibiza loves alot of meat in him"
32:00 <Agent> LOL
32:00 <amelia> 5brown
32:00 <iBiZa> http://web.archive.org/web/20031016111330/http://www.slood.net/meets/
32:00 <tozza> im getting another tho as i will own it on my own
32:00 <lisa> aww man that's the one arcade game i could ever really get into lol
32:00 <lisa> i used to shark guys into it
32:00 <tozza> u can hold it for me in your palace
32:00 <lisa> 'i'm really terrible *giggle*'
32:00 <Tim-Sim> oh yeah, loved getting the skates on, strapping around the rink with "The final countdown" cranking or Def Leopard 
32:00 <lisa> and then lap them
32:00 <lisa> lol
32:00 <^pHANTOM^> tozza: didnt tunzafun buy out kings?
32:00 <tozza> haha start button for turbo?
32:00 <tozza> no mal was loosing too much
33:00 <amelia> put your hand up if you have yellow/hazel eyes
33:00 <amelia> tozza keep your hand down
33:00 <simba> ribena berry lol
33:00 <Agent> All the meets are in fucking melbourne
33:00 <Agent> Who the fuck would go there
33:00 <simba> everyone??
33:00 <simba> lol
33:00 <amelia> wasn't the brisbane one worse
33:00 <simba> wow this is so weird they have role calls with their real names and postcodes and shit but i guess thats what the net was like then
33:00 <tozza> they tried saving cash by closing at 1am everything but was working
33:00 <lisa> ahhh, those were the days
33:00 <lisa> well fuck
33:00 <lisa> beer #4
33:00 <tozza> also the machines werer owned by zax amusements 
33:00 <tozza> WOO lisa
33:00 <Kelevra> wo0t
33:00 <^pHANTOM^> mal told me his made is money
33:00 <^pHANTOM^> hence why he sold up.
34:00 <simba> for actual documenting
34:00 <Agent> Wat
34:00 <Agent> Who's "they"
34:00 <simba> http://web.archive.org/web/20040820210230/http://slood.net/meets/2003-09-27-ribena/attendance.html
34:00 <simba> these nerds
34:00 <simba> from 15 years ago
34:00 <Agent> What
34:00 <Agent> Who the fuck does that
34:00 <Agent> I mean ever
34:00 <simba> 56k ultrageeklords
34:00 <Agent> Back then, people knowing your real first name was a huge nono
34:00 <tozza> not what cody and mal told me
34:00 <Kelevra> who sold the world of fun?
34:00 <Tim-Sim> pizza shops, they usually had a crappy machine or two, galaga or 1942 etc. lol
34:00 <tozza> yeh tim
34:00 <tozza> usually a wooden "lowboy"
34:00 <Tim-Sim> yep
34:00 <tozza> as u see we have 5 of them lol
35:00 <Agent> And wtf 56l
35:00 <Agent> 56k
35:00 <iBiZa> night
35:00 <simba> i have some hilarious irc meet photos i saw etched in my memory, like 25 nerds in flinders st station
35:00 <tozza> refuse too believe someones name was ?
35:00 <Agent> I had a 300baud modem
35:00 <Agent> THREE HUNDRED
35:00 <iBiZa> US
35:00 <iBiZa> ROBOTICS
35:00 <Agent> NOT FIFTY SIX THOUSAND
35:00 <tozza> i used a dreamcast too get online
35:00 <Agent> You could see the letters printing across the screen
35:00 <simba> thats hot
35:00 <Agent> Dreamcast still had about ten years before being invented when I started using the net
35:00 <tozza> moist
35:00 <Tim-Sim> played frogger on table top on the way to Tasmania, was the first arcade game I remember playing, 20c a game
35:00 <Tim-Sim> table top = cocktail cabinet
36:00 <amelia> some of the nicks are really funny
36:00 <tozza> agent u old fuck
36:00 <amelia> Stapler_Queen
36:00 <Agent> Ok so "MissRachy"'s real name wasn't known. Are you fucking retarded, who ever made this list. Lol.
36:00 <simba> lol stapler queen
36:00 <amelia> AAHHAHAHAAHAHHAA
36:00 <tozza> haha
36:00 <amelia> who was stapler queen?
36:00 <amelia> bring her back
36:00 <Agent> Lexy, from Elwood, obviously
36:00 <amelia> i like her nick
36:00 <Tim-Sim> on the ship to Tasmania
36:00 <Donald_Trump> remember some dickheads would put about 10 bux of 20's on the machine
36:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
36:00 <tozza> we own a original frogger
36:00 <tozza> but right now we have a neogeo 4 slot inside
36:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza: how much is it worth?
36:00 <Donald_Trump> meaning they gunna hog it for hours
37:00 <tozza> friends with paper clip wizard
37:00 <amelia> AHAAHHAHA
37:00 <tozza> lol
37:00 <simba> austnet has had the biggest drongos imaginable 
37:00 <simba> its amazing
37:00 <amelia> including present company
37:00 <Agent> https://myspace.com/439124834
37:00 <Agent> This guy is "Steansy"
37:00 <tozza> remmerbe the dick stories about using a lighter piezo to give free credits
37:00 <tozza> well trust me it dont work
37:00 <Kelevra> tozza austnet news link kthnx
38:00 <iBiZa> agent
38:00 <iBiZa> there is one file
38:00 <iBiZa> u have not seen....
38:00 <iBiZa> AZZA ON CAM
38:00 <iBiZa> if isent it to u
38:00 <iBiZa> u would fall of ya chair
38:00 <iBiZa> lol
38:00 <Agent> Common sense says his last name is Stean or Steans... google does the rest. Don't people havea ny brains
38:00 <Agent> Ok show me
38:00 <simba> +LiL`bAbii`cAk3z
38:00 <Agent> ...
38:00 <deadpandadolls> Agent got stories all night
38:00 <deadpandadolls> don't you
38:00 <Agent> !uno start
38:00 <Agent> Oh fuck
38:00 <Agent> Does this cunt live here too
38:00 <deadpandadolls> nah boy
38:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah, I spent probably $1000 on a neo geo 4 slot machine that had blue's journey, 1942, nam-1975, magician lord, art of fighting, fatal fury and worle heroes 2 (they swapped the games everynow and then)
38:00 <Tim-Sim> oh and king of the monsters
38:00 <Nice1> I loved 1942
38:00 <Nice1> its very hard game to play though
38:00 <Tim-Sim> sorry, the neo geo game was ghost pilots, not 1942
38:00 <Nice1> I liked the music
38:00 <Nice1> as well
38:00 <Tim-Sim> and alpha mission 2
38:00 <lisa> tozza
38:00 <lisa> gimme the austnet news link
39:00 <deadpandadolls> no fuck
39:00 <deadpandadolls> You need to shoot yourself in the fucken head
39:00 <deadpandadolls> I believe, fuck off is spelt with two fucks off.
39:00 <simba> Anger.
39:00 <Tim-Sim> yeaj, I played 1942 at the local pizza shop plenty of times
39:00 <steven> https://soundcloud.com/austnet-news/21028712mp3
39:00 <Kelevra> ty lisa <3
39:00 <Nice1> I had it on c64 it sucked though on that
39:00 <Nice1> too hard
39:00 <^pHANTOM^> austnet news?
39:00 <Donald_Trump> Kelevra are u my mummy?
40:00 <simba> he thinks hes kylo ren now hey
40:00 <simba> used to think he was bane
40:00 <Agent> He's a massive fuckwit
40:00 <simba> he goes thru movie phases
40:00 <Agent> Not even mucking around when he trolls, he's just a genuine cunt
40:00 <Agent> We're just havin a laugh, but he's an actual cunt
40:00 <simba> he thinks life is a movie man
40:00 <simba> its serious
40:00 <simba> he thinks hes a french poet or something
40:00 <simba> or a supervillain
40:00 <simba> lol
40:00 <simba> he is kelevras match
40:00 <simba> u will see
40:00 <simba> theyre FUCKED
40:00 <Agent> They can have each other
40:00 <tozza> nut u heard it kelevra
40:00 <tozza> I BEESS ER
40:00 <Tim-Sim> there was a problem with my credit card, looks like I am going to have to wait until monday before the new microswitches arrive
40:00 <Nice1> tozza did you play out run
40:00 <tozza> fuck yeh
40:00 <tozza> great game
41:00 <Agent> So ibiza where's this fucken pic
41:00 <simba> i always thought they were perfect for each other
41:00 <lisa> i wanna know who confirmed i'm a female
41:00 <Tim-Sim> I played that a few times at timezone, also had it on atari st which I played shit loafs
41:00 <lisa> i never felt a thing
41:00 <Nice1> I was pretty good at that
41:00 <tozza> i sold a pole position 2 cockpit last year
41:00 <tozza> big mistake but i needed money
41:00 <lisa> *confirmed*
42:00 <iBiZa> ill have to ifind it tomorrow
42:00 <Tim-Sim> I reckon daytona or sega rally with proper seats and pedals would be an awesome drinking game with friends
42:00 <Nice1> what was that motor bike game
42:00 <Nice1> cant tthink of it
43:00 <Tim-Sim> you are like animals, nipping at each others ankles 
43:00 <Agent> http://web.archive.org/web/20040822020350/http://slood.net/meets/2003-09-27-ribena/pics/35.jpg
43:00 <Agent> I think this is stapler queen
43:00 <simba> ur like a nosey know it all putting its beak in a bees nest
43:00 <amelia> Tim-Sim stop judging everyone and everything
43:00 <Tim-Sim> super hang on?
43:00 <Nice1> yes!
43:00 <tozza> manx TT
43:00 <Nice1> thats it
43:00 <Nice1> that wass a great game 
43:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah, taht was great
43:00 <Tim-Sim> and Space Harrier
43:00 <Donald_Trump> raiden or gtfo
43:00 <Tim-Sim> I played raiden the other day Donald_Trump
43:00 <Tim-Sim> have it on mame
44:00 <amelia> you often act like you're better than everyone yet sitting right here along side all of us
44:00 <Tim-Sim> amelia: the bickering is annoying
44:00 <Blyke> Tim-Sim
44:00 <amelia> 90% of the time its banter
44:00 <amelia> but you take it too serious
44:00 <simba> acknowledging how mental 2 mental people are isnt bickering
44:00 <simba> its an honest conversation
44:00 <Blyke> need a sane person to know what to do
44:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA STAPLER QUEEN
44:00 <Tim-Sim> on the mame cabinet
44:00 <Nice1> I might download mame on the weekend
44:00 <steven> 1942
44:00 <Tim-Sim> I played it and thought "hahahahaahah Donald_Trump would be sooo jeleous"
44:00 <Nice1> see thats there
44:00 <Nice1> whats
44:00 <Donald_Trump> lolz
44:00 <steven> im am galaga king
44:00 <Donald_Trump> i got it on steam, only played it like 2 times
44:00 <Nice1> what level steven
45:00 <amelia> i love her
45:00 <simba> pm me n e time chr1s
45:00 <Tim-Sim> Blyke: to do about what?
45:00 <NickMusic> o/
45:00 <simba> hi nick
45:00 <NickMusic> Hey
45:00 <Blyke> someone trying to get me either in trouble
45:00 <NickMusic> What's happening?
45:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
45:00 <Donald_Trump> need a joystick and stand up
45:00 <Tim-Sim> yep 
45:00 <steven> im the king
45:00 <Tim-Sim> standing up gets boring after 5 minutes, need a bar stool
45:00 <steven> no one will ever beat me at that game!
45:00 <Donald_Trump> and randoms walking past waiting for u to finish
45:00 <steven> not about level
45:00 <steven> its about score :}
45:00 <Nice1> its far easier playing though mame
45:00 <Tim-Sim> I must buy a bar stool tomorrow, with lumbar support... 
45:00 <Nice1> more relaxed
46:00 <Blyke> or trying force there way to live her
46:00 <Blyke> here
46:00 <simba> final fantasy
46:00 <simba> VI
46:00 <amelia> aRieS
46:00 <Tim-Sim> sounds like some kind of emotional blackmail, Blyke 
46:00 <NickMusic> I take a phoenix down
46:00 <amelia> i named my crazy crab after Cloud
46:00 <Donald_Trump> yeh 1942 is good, mad props tho
46:00 <Nice1> very hard game
47:00 <amelia> also MegaMan
47:00 <simba> hes kawaii
47:00 <Blyke> gotta call my mum
47:00 <Blyke> in morning fuck
47:00 <NickMusic> Anyone see Amanda Palmer at the Gas?
47:00 <iBiZa> wtf
47:00 <Nice1> remember pole position
47:00 <tozza> yeh i sold a pole postion 2 cockpit 
47:00 <tozza> i shouldnt have
47:00 <Kelevra> I'm marrying lisa
47:00 <Nice1> dumbest looking graphics but enjoyable
47:00 <tozza> but money went too something better
47:00 <Kelevra> <3
47:00 <Tim-Sim> friend had that on atari 2600 
48:00 <iBiZa> the chick
48:00 <iBiZa> from the gold coast?
48:00 <NickMusic> What?
48:00 <amelia> is amanda stapler queen
48:00 <Tim-Sim> do not be taken advantage of Blyke. You are not in the position to be helping people at the moment. You have enough issues to deal with yourself
48:00 <NickMusic> No, Amanda Palmer the American musician. She's been playing at the Gasometer since the start of the year.
48:00 <Tim-Sim> ie. do not take on any borders
48:00 <tozza> i do aaswell :P
48:00 <lisa> lol
48:00 <lisa> more?
48:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU-olqAWwRU
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frank Turner - Try This At Home Lyrics (Aug 24, 2011) Length: 1:57 - Category: Music - 40,331 views views - 172 likes (98.9%), 2 dislikes (1.1%)
49:00 <amelia> sooooo definitely not stapler queen then?
49:00 <NickMusic> No, not stapler.
49:00 <Agent> Oh
49:00 <NickMusic> You don't know the Dresden dolls then?
49:00 <simba> i remember them 
49:00 <simba> so very weird
49:00 <NickMusic> I wouldn't say weird.
49:00 <simba> i am the girl anachronism
49:00 <Kelevra> nah I gotta go to bed and shashem 
49:00 <lisa> booooooo
49:00 <Kelevra> smashem even 
49:00 <President_Trump> dont forget to wake up daz at 5:30
49:00 <lisa> gnight lovely female 
49:00 <Kelevra> I adore you, love and leave you xo
49:00 <tozza> gnight mel
49:00 <Kelevra> President_Trump he's not here, he's in no mans land
49:00 <tozza> LOL
50:00 <simba> oh i would
50:00 <simba> lol
50:00 <iBiZa> oh hear we go...
50:00 <Tim-Sim> amelia: do you think I come across as judgemental?
50:00 <NickMusic> What is mode +v?
50:00 <Agent> Control yourself, dumb cunt
50:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO5APfKnR50
50:00 <iBiZa> hHH
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Dresden Dolls 'Girl Anachronism' music video (Jan 2, 2007) Length: 3:01 - Category: Music - 3,268,127 views views - 17,656 likes (97.5%), 460 dislikes (2.5%)
50:00 <iBiZa> ahahahahaha
50:00 <simba> when i was a kid this was the weirdest song i knew for a while
50:00 <NickMusic> Watching now
50:00 <Tim-Sim> I do not mean to be judgemental
50:00 <iBiZa> NickMusic; are you new here?
50:00 <President_Trump> where's no mans land?
50:00 <Kelevra> nie nies dudes and dudettes
50:00 <tozza> even in his home country
50:00 <President_Trump> i know he's in no jen land lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
50:00 <tozza> breaker?
51:00 <NickMusic> I know the song. Never saw the clip though
51:00 <tozza> nickmusic u have a voice so you have been given one ok?
51:00 <simba> its cool tho 
51:00 <NickMusic> Aaaaah ok. Thank you.
51:00 <amelia> sometimes Tim-Sim yes
51:00 <iBiZa> simba; also first time i seen u ehre tonight
51:00 <Agent> How do you start the trivia up in this bitch
51:00 <tozza> your welcome and welcomed to melbourne
51:00 <iBiZa> Agent; trivia will be active after the weekend
51:00 <tozza> ibiza simba has been on previously
51:00 <NickMusic> Anyway, Amanda has been playing at the Gas since the start of this year, finally back on tour in Aus. And she's happy with it.
51:00 <Agent> !trivia
51:00 <simba> first times a charm
51:00 <amelia> but more from a place of holier than though
51:00 <Agent> Booo
51:00 <Agent> I want trivs
51:00 <iBiZa> i want hIV
51:00 <NickMusic> PLayed mona in Tas though last week.
51:00 <tozza> we do want trivs yeh
51:00 <Agent> You already got that shit
51:00 <Nice1> who cares
51:00 <tozza> not me 
51:00 <tozza> just susss
51:00 <Nice1> dont think anyone does
51:00 <tozza> breaker was helpful  
51:00 <tozza> but he had a rep i leanrent
51:00 <Nice1> hes a psychopath
52:00 <iBiZa> ILL set it up on the weekned
52:00 <iBiZa> xx
52:00 <amelia> is stapler queen her opening act?
52:00 <NickMusic> I have no idea.
52:00 <amelia> can u find out
52:00 <tozza> LMAO amelia
52:00 <NickMusic> I'm going to see the show at NGV so I can tell Neil he's beautiful too.
52:00 <tozza> following for paper clip wizard
52:00 <NickMusic> Because Neil and the baby will be at that show.
52:00 <Tim-Sim> I don't perceive myself as being better than anybody else, I am just trying to be a better person than myself
52:00 <amelia> did you get the LoWDoWN on all the IRC users
52:00 <tozza> when
52:00 <President_Trump> he messaged me before
52:00 <President_Trump> <MelbUser|21701> Donald_Trump didnt you learn to keep your mouth shut?
52:00 <President_Trump> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
52:00 <tozza> i kicked him
52:00 <Nice1> heh
53:00 <amelia> AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAH tozza
53:00 <tozza> next week is the glue stick pimp
53:00 <tozza> then the blue tack student
53:00 <amelia> Clag vs. Uhu
53:00 <NickMusic> Clag all the way
53:00 <NickMusic> Hands down.
53:00 <tozza> now thats a celebrity deathmatch that should have been made 
53:00 <amelia> I feel like I'm a Uhu supporter
53:00 <amelia> less mess
53:00 <tozza> * MelbUser|21701 was kicked by tozza (learn some manners)
53:00 <Tim-Sim> tozza: are you in Victoria?
53:00 <President_Trump> he is the only one using the chat feature on the website
53:00 <tozza> yeh bro
53:00 <Tim-Sim> same
53:00 <tozza> nah we have other
53:00 <tozza> others
54:00 <amelia> easier to apply
54:00 <NickMusic> I prefer a pot to a stick.
54:00 <NickMusic> Any day of the week
54:00 <amelia> ahahaa touché
54:00 <Agent> ... In Russia there's a law that says homeless people must be At Home after 10pm.
54:00 <tozza> i remember throwing them too the ceiling and wathing them sticm their for half the year
54:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA
54:00 <iBiZa> In Khazastan, it is illega for more than 3 women to be in same place, unless in brothel or in grave
54:00 <tozza> LMAO "or grave"
55:00 <NickMusic> woooooooow
55:00 <Agent> In California there's a $500 fine for exploding a nuclear bomb in the city.
55:00 <Agent> wtf.
55:00 <tozza> and her virgin hangs like sleeve of paperclip wizrd
55:00 <iBiZa> lol
55:00 <Agent> Worth
55:00 <Agent> :P
55:00 <NickMusic> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i0o3JRaF2g
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Amanda Palmer - Runs In The Family [OFFICIAL VIDEO] (Oct 29, 2009) Length: 2:48 - Category: Music - 1,312,355 views views - 10,089 likes (97.7%), 235 dislikes (2.3%)
55:00 <NickMusic> this is more weird than girl anachronism.
55:00 <Tim-Sim> I am in a very analytical mood. Been watching vids on entropy and stuff. The death of the universe etc. 
55:00 <NickMusic> Watch that one
55:00 <tozza> wb steven1
55:00 <tozza> or steven then
56:00 <amelia> well we've been watching belles giant tits
56:00 <NickMusic> Phteven is now known as Phteven
56:00 <Tim-Sim> oh, do you remember billy bobs?
56:00 <President_Trump> lewondoski
57:00 <steven> ta
57:00 <NickMusic> brb
57:00 <tozza> k
57:00 <President_Trump> i remember david slobbs
57:00 <DoC> looooooool
57:00 <steven> slobbsy
58:00 <Tim-Sim> lucid
58:00 <DoC> where is pullcock
58:00 <lisa> anna begins to fade away
58:00 <Tim-Sim> billy bobs had altered beast, double dragon etc. 
58:00 <DoC> Howdy lisa
58:00 <lisa> hey DoC!
58:00 <lisa> wb
58:00 <DoC> thanks :)
58:00 <tozza> HADOUKENNNN
58:00 <Tim-Sim> their machines took tokens, instead of coins, you would have to buy tokens to use in the machines
58:00 <DoC> How are you lisa?
58:00 <tozza> yeh alot of aracdes did that tim
58:00 <lisa> i'm becoming slightly inebriated, thanks for asking
58:00 <President_Trump> didnt timezone do that
58:00 <lisa> how are you?
59:00 <Tim-Sim> timezone was cash, at least it was when I went there
59:00 <tozza> my sega blast city was comissend in sega world sydeny and whe  i bought it it was full of somic tokens
59:00 <amelia> somic
59:00 <lisa> amelia there you are
00:00 <DoC> pretty good lisa, thanks
00:00 <amelia> :)
00:00 <DoC> heya iBiZa :)
00:00 <tozza> STAPLER QUEEN LIVES ON
00:00 <lisa> uh oh
00:00 <lisa> iBiZa[Mobile] is here
00:00 <lisa> shit's getting real
00:00 <tozza> he wont chat
00:00 <amelia> stapler queen will never die
00:00 <lisa> yeah probs not
00:00 <lisa> we;re not cool enough
01:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> sup
01:00 <lisa> oh
01:00 <tozza> lmao
01:00 <lisa> LOL
01:00 <tozza> it worked
01:00 <lisa> tozza is being a bad influence
01:00 <tozza> yeh i made her had a 4th beer
01:00 <tozza> i influenced others harder when i was a 13 year old LOL
02:00 <Tim-Sim> I think I am coming down with a virus 
02:00 <tozza> lame
02:00 <steven> get a virus scan
02:00 <steven> lols
02:00 <tozza> LOL
02:00 <NickMusic> Ok I'm back
02:00 <amelia> can u tell steven is a dad
02:00 <tozza> dont trust norton tho
02:00 <NickMusic> Anyone willing to feed and house a musician for $100 a week?
02:00 <tozza> dad jokes rule
02:00 <NickMusic> Looking for something nearer the city
02:00 <Tim-Sim> I was going to get some beer on the way home, but the drive through closed just before I left work
02:00 <tozza> we need to find out who stapler queen was
02:00 <tozza> and get her back on irc
02:00 <tozza> and ask 
02:00 <tozza> WHY
03:00 <amelia> sounds like a shit deal
03:00 <NickMusic> It is
03:00 <steven> im going to bed... i got work tommorow
03:00 <amelia> Blyke will take you in
03:00 <amelia> actual steven?
03:00 <NickMusic> Why not both? *queue mariachi*
03:00 <steven> yeah
03:00 <steven> gay as aids
03:00 <Tim-Sim> got some beer in the fridge but not sure if I want to drink it
03:00 <tozza> what was her name again i will track her down on FB
03:00 <tozza> tim go for it bud
03:00 <tozza> me and lisa are
03:00 <tozza> tim is there a game u want in particualr?
03:00 <tozza> streetfighher or something
03:00 <President_Trump> ive got vodka somewhere, if u pour it ill drink it
03:00 <tozza> i have tons of PCBS
04:00 <amelia> nice
04:00 <steven> 9:00 tho so not to bad
04:00 <tozza> gotta love ol el paso girl
04:00 <amelia> 5 finish?
04:00 <tozza> she is a genius
04:00 <steven> was 6:00 3 weeks ago
04:00 <steven> nuh finish when the work is done
04:00 <steven> prolly home by 12:00
04:00 <steven> back to the good old days
04:00 <steven> hhaa
04:00 <amelia> issit one you were tellin me you wanted to do
04:00 <steven> nuh but pretty much the same
04:00 <lisa> drink it Tim-Sim
04:00 <Tim-Sim> street fighter yeah, double dragon
04:00 <amelia> yes
04:00 <tozza> if i buy a bare min cab i can chuck the game in for u and sell for under prob 500\
04:00 <amelia> you must locate the stapler queen
04:00 <amelia> and bring her back
04:00 <DoC> next fight on UFC, steven vs pollock looooool
04:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> fuck
04:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I love it
04:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> when a customer complains
04:00 <Tim-Sim> shit that is cheap 
04:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> we short change them
04:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I tell thrm
04:00 <steven> lols
04:00 <President_Trump> wot about mortal kombat
04:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> if i ha e to check the camwras
04:00 <Tim-Sim> I'll keep that in mind tozza
04:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> and you are weong
04:00 <tozza> nw bro
04:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I'm kximing u out
04:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> wallah I didn't get chance
04:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I chef cameras
04:00 <Tim-Sim> thanks
05:00 <steven> driving 
05:00 <amelia> yeah sweet
05:00 <steven> better money
05:00 <amelia> drive to your chicken burgers
05:00 <steven> yes
05:00 <steven> i was thinkkng that b4
05:00 <amelia> i knew it
05:00 <steven> great minds tink alike
05:00 <NickMusic> Anyone wanna hear my music?
05:00 <steven> tink im irish ey
05:00 <NickMusic> You'll get the chance to bag me
05:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> out they go lol
05:00 <tozza> yeh true ibiza that means they are drunk or theives
05:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> this bitch he was but I g drinks
05:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> yanked his change
05:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> he got plaued
05:00 <lisa> or drunk thieves
05:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> but wasted my tkme
05:00 <tozza> lmao lisa
05:00 <amelia> u type funny
05:00 <tozza> yeh
05:00 <tozza> why not both
05:00 <tozza> ?action plays mexican mariachi music
05:00 <tozza> fucked that up didnt i
05:00 <tozza> GAYYYYY
05:00 <lisa> kinda a lot
05:00 <lisa> lol
06:00 <amelia> ye potato
06:00 <NickMusic> It's rewarding for everyone
06:00 <steven> teabag
06:00 <Agent> bang*
06:00 <steven> i just finished banging
06:00 <steven> my legs are fucked
06:00 <tozza> poor legs
06:00 <amelia> unless its u playing "hot x buns" on recorder wif your nose, then no i dun wanna hear your music
06:00 <tozza> :(
06:00 <tozza> LMAO
06:00 <NickMusic> https://soundcloud.com/cashretard/depression-live
06:00 <NickMusic> Here's one
06:00 <NickMusic> from my live EP
06:00 <amelia> I SAID NO
06:00 <tozza> LOL shoooosh
06:00 <lisa> fuck man
06:00 <lisa> i'm struggling with $4
06:00 <lisa> #4
06:00 <tozza> now who types funny
06:00 <tozza> :P
06:00 <lisa> i keep thinking of a cheese toasty that's waiting for me
06:00 <tozza> YUM
06:00 <lisa> fuckup you
06:00 <tozza> ham ?
07:00 <tozza> is it better than blykes breaker song tho
07:00 <amelia> it could never be
07:00 <tozza> coz that was gold
07:00 <NickMusic> If you do listen to it. Lemme know what you think?
07:00 <tozza> alrite im going in
07:00 <tozza> im listining too - the whos tommy so im stoipping that for this i hope im pleased
07:00 <steven> tisk 2.0
07:00 <lisa> no ham
07:00 <lisa> just cheese
07:00 <tozza> maybe some sauce
07:00 <tozza> cheese slice block cheese ?
07:00 <tozza> shredded
08:00 <Tim-Sim> NickMusic: is that your song?
08:00 <NickMusic> Yeah
08:00 <tozza> nick is that u singing
08:00 <amelia> its nice
08:00 <NickMusic> That whole EP is all original
08:00 <NickMusic> Yes
08:00 <tozza> wow ok 
08:00 <NickMusic> Listen to the rest if you like it
08:00 <Tim-Sim> NickMusic: I think it is very good
08:00 <NickMusic> There's like... 7 tracks on that EP
08:00 <amelia> not as nice as nostril recorder, but pretty damn close
08:00 <NickMusic> And it was live
08:00 <lisa> cracker barrel old and bitey
08:00 <tozza> not bad
09:00 <tozza> cant say it beats blykes breaker track but deffo second best
09:00 <amelia> do you have a song that features stapler queen
09:00 <tozza> HAHA
09:00 <NickMusic> Hahahaha cheers
09:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA tozza
09:00 <NickMusic> And nah I don't have stapler queen yet
09:00 <tozza> bad aye
09:00 <tozza> its true
09:00 <tozza> where is brrakers track
09:00 <Tim-Sim> NickMusic: better than most of the shit I hear on the radio 
09:00 <tozza> ill post it hold on
09:00 <tozza> tim-sim true
09:00 <tozza> i want mine with bacon tho
09:00 <lisa> i haven't eaten red meat in 
09:00 <lisa> lik
09:00 <lisa> 22 years
09:00 <amelia> wots wrong with u
10:00 <amelia> in all seriousness, your music sounds real nice
10:00 <NickMusic> Well, I'm trying to make it in Melbourne. But I need to find a place to live.
10:00 <NickMusic> Cause I can't afford to live alone there.
10:00 <lisa> dun like it
10:00 <amelia> big fat juicy steak
10:00 <tozza> wow lisa wtf
10:00 <Tim-Sim> that's what I need, a steak
10:00 <tozza> thats differnt
11:00 <amelia> I would not recommend bunking with anyone from here
11:00 <NickMusic> Cause I can earn a solid wage busking. I get $66 an hour give or take. Depending on the day.
11:00 <tozza> https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fsoundcloud.com%2Fdaintno%2Fbreaker&h=ATMOnXqkVpFReaMNHHV-Puz9L06j-C2Ror1MCuxDxJIkbxaBZhWuQRZkIUz2HgS0X-63PxYHNUvkql2q37G4Ji0XCaSMj2mRWSeOrLFn0hSde_qeUKfxuTJNibWJ15-bCNgNYrUO9ZuaS8VwqZ0
11:00 <NickMusic> And I can play 8 hours a week max.
11:00 <tozza> blykes breaker track
11:00 <tozza> BREAKER WHEN I SPEAK TOO YOU
11:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAAHAHA
11:00 <Tim-Sim> with onions
11:00 <lisa> never liked it
11:00 <tozza> altho i could live off pasta and chiken but i love beef and pork 
11:00 <lisa> so i stopped putting it in my face
11:00 <tozza> lamb
11:00 <lisa> kinda like cock
11:00 <tozza> LMAO
11:00 <lisa> WHO SAID THAT
11:00 <amelia> have you had it cooked perfectly
11:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
11:00 <tozza> a cock
11:00 <tozza> hope not
11:00 <amelia> haha
11:00 <amelia> on da bbq
12:00 <tozza> no idea wtf its saying
12:00 <amelia> i adore funny chris
12:00 <tozza> GOO GAYA MAD COMMA STITIE
12:00 <NickMusic> Woooooooooow this breaker song is rough
12:00 <NickMusic> y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yeeeew
12:00 <amelia> that's your competition nick
12:00 <tozza> Yo oo0o0o ban tozza o0o0o0o ban tozza
12:00 <amelia> how u like dem aplz?
12:00 <Tim-Sim> NickMusic: how long have you been singing for?
12:00 <NickMusic> I've failed as a musician.
12:00 <tozza> u heard the following track after the breaker song
12:00 <NickMusic> May as well give up now
12:00 <tozza> its just on a loop LMAO
12:00 <NickMusic> I've been singing 13 years
12:00 <steven> ahahahaaha
12:00 <amelia> bbq cock
12:00 <^pHANTOM^> rofl
12:00 <amelia> are u a lesbian who doesn't like red meat lisa
13:00 <NickMusic> I'm 26 this year
13:00 <amelia> the ending cracks me the fuck up
13:00 <Tim-Sim> NickMusic: far out 
13:00 <NickMusic> Yeah
13:00 <tozza> whats the ending but amelia i cant tell
13:00 <steven> i didnt get to the end :}
13:00 <amelia> AHAHAHAHA TAKE IT OFF LOOP
13:00 <tozza> whats it saying
13:00 <tozza> haha
13:00 <tozza> dont blacken them :P
13:00 <tozza> charcole COCK
13:00 <steven> oh i got a video
14:00 <amelia> its like the earth is flat and he fell off the edge when he was making it cos it jus suddenly ends
14:00 <steven> the earth is flat
14:00 <tozza> LMAO
14:00 <amelia> haha
14:00 <amelia> of puppy?
14:00 <steven> maybe
14:00 <amelia> post it
14:00 <amelia> dis instant
14:00 <steven> mate
14:00 <steven> its gotta be downloaded
15:00 <Tim-Sim> NickMusic: how long does it take a person to learn how to sing? without professional lessons?
15:00 <tozza> i get it
15:00 <tozza> goes for the beat drop n dead
15:00 <NickMusic> Tim-Sim: I got lucky because I grew up in a house where my dad was always singing. But he shit all over me for not being 'good enough' But now he's dead so, jokes on him.
15:00 <amelia> AHAHAHA
15:00 <steven> then uploaded
15:00 <steven> hold onto your knickers
15:00 <lisa> i wanna see
16:00 <Tim-Sim> NickMusic: damn, that sounds rough
16:00 <amelia> you sure showed him
16:00 <NickMusic> But yeah. He bullied me for my whole life til he died.
16:00 <Tim-Sim> what a cunt
16:00 <NickMusic> I think really it was because he was jealous that I was actually doing something with it.
16:00 <NickMusic> Whereas he'd wasted all his talent.
16:00 <tozza> BREAKER WHEN I SPEAK TOO YOIU
16:00 <NickMusic> y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yeeew
17:00 <tozza> hahaha
17:00 <NickMusic> BREAKAH
17:00 <NickMusic> Anyone listening to the full EP?
17:00 <NickMusic> My stuff?
17:00 <tozza> speaking of breaker where is melbuser
17:00 <tozza> not anymore sorry but i fav'd the linbk
17:00 <Tim-Sim> link to full album 
17:00 <lisa> if music was the food of love, then i'd be a fat romantic slob
18:00 <tozza> LMAO
18:00 <NickMusic> Cheers. Every little bit adds up.
18:00 <NickMusic> I just need more coverage
18:00 <NickMusic> So if you feel like sharing it with your friends that would be tremendous
18:00 <Tim-Sim> oh got it
18:00 <Tim-Sim> https://soundcloud.com/cashretard
18:00 <NickMusic> That's the one
18:00 <NickMusic> Share it around
18:00 <NickMusic> I'm trying to start with a small net. and real people.
18:00 <NickMusic> SO there's no disconnect
19:00 <NickMusic> I'm always free and up for a chat with anyone who listens to my stuff.
19:00 <NickMusic> Because I do it all for the people who need it.
19:00 <NickMusic> That's why I write
19:00 <Tim-Sim> NickMusic: you look like a guy I went to school with who could also sing and play guitar well, he died in a motorcycle accident a few years ago. he used to play and gig around belgrave
19:00 <NickMusic> Because IRL I'm the biggest sadkunt
19:00 <NickMusic> Oh shit!
20:00 <NickMusic> That's sad man
20:00 <NickMusic> I've only attempted suicide.... 3 times.
20:00 <NickMusic> And not to bring anyone down. Just relateable.
20:00 <morgoth> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-BtquTKw78
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Johnny Mandel Suicide is painless with lyrics (Sep 21, 2009) Length: 2:52 - Category: Music - 776,228 views views - 5,030 likes (97.8%), 112 dislikes (2.2%)
20:00 <tozza> gives more depth too your lyrics i guess
20:00 <steven> ha ha ha
20:00 <steven> my internet is so fuct
21:00 <tozza> u sound professional dude
21:00 <tozza> pops too you
21:00 <tozza> props even
21:00 <NickMusic> Well if you listen to.....
21:00 <NickMusic> sec
21:00 <NickMusic> https://soundcloud.com/cashretard/the-fight-revisited-live
21:00 <NickMusic> this one
21:00 <NickMusic> I told it like it is.
21:00 <lisa> a teacher of mine once told me that life was just a list of disappointments and defeats, and you could only do your best
21:00 <steven> 1 hour and 20 minutes left
22:00 <NickMusic> I can't go on pouring my heart out onto paper,
22:00 <NickMusic> Because it kills me every time there's got to be another way.
22:00 <NickMusic> If music is a shield and every voice a sword,
22:00 <NickMusic> Our songs become our battles and we certainly do not win them all.
22:00 <NickMusic> I never asked for this,
22:00 <NickMusic> I never wanted any more than I deserved.
22:00 <NickMusic> I feel like I should run away and hide.
22:00 <NickMusic> But that shows cowardice and if courage taught me anything,
22:00 <NickMusic> I'll stand in that spotlight.
22:00 <NickMusic> Cause you, gave me the greatest gift of all.
22:00 <NickMusic> I'll try, to make you feel alive.
22:00 <NickMusic> How many times, how many times can I recite the same old lines?
22:00 <NickMusic> Before they lose all meaning to me?
22:00 <NickMusic> I hope it never dies, 'cause I don't ever wanna lose the way it felt 
22:00 <NickMusic> to put those things down on the pages of my life.
22:00 <NickMusic> The way it felt to write.
22:00 <NickMusic> It made me feel alive.
22:00 <NickMusic> Longs nights in memory, a life of mine that seems so long ago.
22:00 <NickMusic> With days of sun and sea and company that's never left my side.
22:00 <NickMusic> Seems like a century, has passed but still the fight it rages on and on 
22:00 <NickMusic> and never would the victor see the spoils of war.
22:00 <NickMusic> But still I breathe and see sunlight.
22:00 <NickMusic> I know that I'm alive.
22:00 <NickMusic> So I'll go on pouring my heart out onto paper.
22:00 <NickMusic> Although it kills me every time I see that it's the only way.
22:00 <NickMusic> With music as my shield, my voice is still a sword.
22:00 <NickMusic> My songs have been my battles but I've made it through and I am still alive.
22:00 <NickMusic> those are the lyrics
22:00 <NickMusic> sorry for spam
22:00 <lisa> and i said well that;s a fucking cop out, you're just washed up and you're tired, and when i get to your age, well, i won't be such a coward
22:00 <lisa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaLmmE2hVI4
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frank Turner - Love Ire & Song (Mar 14, 2009) Length: 4:19 - Category: Music - 967,529 views views - 2,917 likes (97.8%), 67 dislikes (2.2%)
22:00 <tozza> mine said thomas your so smart why do you act like this
22:00 <tozza> WELL THAT WAS A LIE
23:00 <Tim-Sim> NickMusic: you need to write a song called "4th Time Lucky"
23:00 <NickMusic> Why?
24:00 <Tim-Sim> because you have attempted suicide 3 times
24:00 <NickMusic> Aaaaah gotcha. I would try. But.... If it was 4th time lucky the song would never be finished
25:00 <Tim-Sim> that's why you write the song and sing it, but don't actually do it
26:00 <morgoth> why not write a song called "I even failed at suicide"
26:00 <NickMusic> Hahahahaha
26:00 <NickMusic> Because it was never my fault that I did.
26:00 <NickMusic> It was a force quit every time.
27:00 <tozza> heavy
27:00 <tozza> i like you nick music
28:00 <Tim-Sim> I knew a guy who got an "exit bag", he was sick, used helium, passed away last February
28:00 <NickMusic> 1st time, they wouldn't let me walk out into the ocean and keep going at 3am valentines day 6 years ago. 2nd time I had a mate rock up while I already had a bucket half full of my blood and took me to hospital. 3rd time, they wouldn't sell me sleeping pills anymore.
28:00 <Tim-Sim> damn
28:00 <Tim-Sim> maybe that is why your music sounds real
28:00 <steven> ps backyard is trashed
28:00 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGl83VR1m54&feature=youtu.be
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: IMG 2705 (Feb 17, 2017) Length: 0:19 - Category: People & Blogs - 1 view views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
29:00 <NickMusic> Well, I figure. If I was meant to die already I would have.
29:00 <NickMusic> SO I'm here for good now.
29:00 <Tim-Sim> maybe talent
29:00 <tozza> second that
29:00 <lisa> fucken huskies and their talking
29:00 <lisa> try having one of those in hospital howling the house down
29:00 <tozza> lol
29:00 <tozza> malamute
29:00 <tozza> big fuckers
30:00 <NickMusic> Well, I wrote in my journal this year. That I have to stick around at least for everyone else for now. But I pomised myself that one day I'll be here for me.
30:00 <NickMusic> And I'm holding on hope for that.
30:00 <steven> he is still a baby
31:00 <NickMusic> That's why I'm on IRC at 2:31 in the morning.
31:00 <morgoth> get married
31:00 <NickMusic> Because without you guys now. I'd be bleeding everywhere. So thank yourselves that you've saved a life tonight.
31:00 <tozza> my friend has half dane half something its 1 and its enrmous\
31:00 <amelia> wait
31:00 <amelia> WAIT
31:00 <amelia> i luff him
32:00 <NickMusic> And I mean that.
32:00 <NickMusic> hahahaha get married.
32:00 <NickMusic> I have enough trouble with girls that want everything from a partner without the commitment already.
32:00 <amelia> I will take vid of pup tomorrow so i can win the doggo video comp
32:00 <amelia> as usual
32:00 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPJaqVUcv5Q
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: IMG 0104 (Aug 2, 2016) Length: 0:07 - Category: People & Blogs - 8 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
32:00 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA4xjFsTfYw
33:00 <NickMusic> Marriage would definitely not help.
33:00 <NickMusic> Anyway, enough about my bullshit.
33:00 <NickMusic> How was life in Melbs tonight?
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: IMG 0099 (Aug 2, 2016) Length: 0:17 - Category: People & Blogs - 7 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
33:00 <steven> You Will Lose!
33:00 <amelia> I want him forevers
33:00 <lisa> nope
33:00 <lisa> that just gives me ptsd from work
34:00 <morgoth> no no, please we all whores and want to hear your life story
34:00 <NickMusic> Hahahaha
34:00 <NickMusic> Really?
34:00 <lisa> dogs in hospital should be SICK ENOUGH TO BE QUIET
35:00 <morgoth> tru
35:00 <NickMusic> Well then, grab a cuppa tea and a tim tam.
35:00 <NickMusic> we might be here a while.
35:00 <morgoth> do mind if Im naked?
35:00 <NickMusic> I'd rather you were.
35:00 <NickMusic> If it makes you more comfortable I'll get naked to.
35:00 <amelia> well that makes no sense
36:00 <NickMusic> My life began as many lives do, naked afraid an lonely. Which seems to be a running theme in the lives of many.
36:00 <lisa> lies
36:00 <lisa> 7?!
36:00 <lisa> it took me this long to finish #4
36:00 <tozza> 5 stubbies and 1 long neck
36:00 <tozza> im greedy but
37:00 <NickMusic> Abusive father. Denying mother. Aggresive sibling.
37:00 <NickMusic> But the first time I knew music was the life for me. Was the very first time I heard Freddie sing 'I want to break free'
37:00 <morgoth> at what age did yu have your first homosexual experiencce
37:00 <morgoth> ?
37:00 <NickMusic> And I sang my absolute guts out on the swings at 10 years old.
37:00 <lisa> ok i can't take it anymore
37:00 <lisa> cheese toasty time
37:00 <lisa> brb
37:00 <tozza> LOL
38:00 <NickMusic> First homosexual experience...
38:00 <NickMusic> 17
38:00 <NickMusic> I think
38:00 <NickMusic> What's that got to do with anything?
38:00 <tozza> enjoy
39:00 <Tim-Sim> NickMusic: are you gay?
40:00 <NickMusic> No
40:00 <NickMusic> If anything I'd identify as a male lesbian
40:00 <NickMusic> Which mightn't make a whole lot of sense.
41:00 <NickMusic> But it's that, I'd say I'm more in touch with my femininity. But entirely heterosexual.
41:00 <tozza> lisa  hipster beard, not so much" 
42:00 <morgoth> do you enjoy buttsecks?
42:00 <NickMusic> No, not at all.
42:00 <morgoth> not even with your mates?
42:00 <NickMusic> Not even with my mates.
42:00 <tozza> LOL
42:00 <tozza> <morgoth> do you enjoy buttsecks?
42:00 <NickMusic> ^
42:00 <lisa> wait what now
43:00 <morgoth> I know this guy who screw 400 guys girlfriends then he screw the 400 guys
43:00 <NickMusic> Aaaaah yeah
43:00 <NickMusic> Well nah, I've actually noly had sex twice.
43:00 <NickMusic> only*
43:00 <morgoth> cocaine is a hell of a drug
43:00 <NickMusic> Because I was raped once.
43:00 <NickMusic> And I haven't really managed to get past that.
44:00 <NickMusic> And yes, cocaine is a helluva drug
44:00 <NickMusic> Expensive though.
44:00 <tozza> 400 a g?
45:00 <NickMusic> $50 a solid line.
45:00 <morgoth> 80?
45:00 <NickMusic> $100 will set you for about 2 and a half hours.
45:00 <NickMusic> Because you can play it out.
45:00 <NickMusic> You get about 5 decent-ish lines for $100
46:00 <NickMusic> Also it helps to know your dealer hahaha
46:00 <Tim-Sim> well NickMusic, I just got through the whole album and I think it is pretty good
46:00 <NickMusic> Thanks Tim
46:00 <NickMusic> Do you think I could play Melbourne?
46:00 <amelia> 9,4STaPLeR QueeN
47:00 <NickMusic> I've never played there before.
47:00 <NickMusic> I'm from Ballarat
47:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah, why not
47:00 <NickMusic> Sweeeeeet
47:00 <NickMusic> Thanks man
47:00 <Tim-Sim> umm, you do know I am not a record producer?
47:00 <Tim-Sim> I am Tim-Sim
47:00 <NickMusic> Yeah, you're just a normal dude.
48:00 <Tim-Sim> but I like your music
48:00 <NickMusic> But you have to remember I'm not playing for record producers.
48:00 <NickMusic> I'm playing for regular dudes.
48:00 <NickMusic> After all. They're your bread and butter.
48:00 <Tim-Sim> oh cool, yeah, I'd like to hear some of those songs on radio
48:00 <NickMusic> You would?
48:00 <NickMusic> SHould I send the demo to triple J?
48:00 <NickMusic> I've been thinking about it
50:00 <morgoth> dude, easier to cut the cds yourself and street sell for $10
50:00 <NickMusic> Yeah but where?
50:00 <Tim-Sim> Depression and Luna & Sol
50:00 <NickMusic> Yeah luna & sol is pretty solid.
50:00 <NickMusic> I wrote that about the sun and moon when we had that harvest moon.
51:00 <NickMusic> Was thinking about how much the sun must long for the moon to be a part of it again. After all we're all just carbon belched out by that big ol' star.
51:00 <NickMusic> morgoth: where would I get CD's cut?
52:00 <Tim-Sim> I though you would have already had CD's made before
52:00 <NickMusic> Never
53:00 <NickMusic> I never thought I was good enough because I haven't really played much since dad died.
53:00 <NickMusic> But in the past year I've written more than I had in a shorter time that I had while he was still alive
53:00 <Tim-Sim> I hope you keep writing more music
53:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> ashannn
53:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> telephone
53:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> telephone call for u
54:00 <NickMusic> I will of course.
54:00 <NickMusic> I have so much more to say
54:00 <tozza> ashan is onkline?
55:00 <Tim-Sim> You should just one day jump on the train and go down to the city, do some busking
55:00 <NickMusic> Where's a good spot?
55:00 <Tim-Sim> I dunno man
55:00 <NickMusic> I've heard that the little underpass near one of the uni's does really well.
56:00 <Tim-Sim> in the city they might be more strict about busking licenses too but you need to give it a shot
56:00 <NickMusic> Busking licenses are easy enough to obtain.
56:00 <NickMusic> I can get one, if I know I'm gonna pay for it in a day.
57:00 <NickMusic> And ususally they only cost $5-$40
57:00 <NickMusic> Depending on the city
57:00 <NickMusic> Which is an easy hour in a good spot
57:00 <Tim-Sim> then when you are more familiar, head up to Belgrave, see how you go there, a few hippies there, talk to the guys at Ruby's, ask them where a good spot is etc.
57:00 <NickMusic> Belgrave, Ruby's
57:00 <NickMusic> I'll write it down.
57:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> nah
57:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> his in the club
58:00 <Tim-Sim> don't get your hopes up mate, I don't know much of what I am talking about
58:00 <tozza> wb studeny
58:00 <NickMusic> Hahaha hopes
58:00 <tozza> wb student - even
58:00 <Tim-Sim> but that is what I'd do
58:00 <Student> thank you tozza
58:00 <Tim-Sim> if I had talent
58:00 <NickMusic> What's the age demographic there?
58:00 <morgoth> well basically NickMusic cocaine use is a dishonourable discharge when your an officer
59:00 <NickMusic> I find that it's the 16-45's that pay.
59:00 <NickMusic> morgoth: I think I'm out of context now. What was the question originally?
59:00 <tozza> ibiza im comin too ya place next weekend
59:00 <tozza> sat ok?
59:00 <tozza> u be der?
59:00 <tozza> u got banana or grape for the sheesha
00:00 <morgoth> we dont want tobe raped to death thanks
00:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> yeah got grape bro
01:00 <NickMusic> Well, obviously.
01:00 <NickMusic> No one wants Tobe raped to death. Tobe is a solid dude. A gentleman and a scholar. For Tobe to be raped to death would mean the death of freewill.
01:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> next sat is gonna be massive
01:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> fully booked
01:00 <tozza> ok ill come week after
02:00 <NickMusic> I'm sorry.
02:00 <NickMusic> I didn't mean to take the piss.
02:00 <NickMusic> I've run out of drink so I'm turning bitter.
02:00 <NickMusic> I shouldn't have taken that out on you.
02:00 <morgoth> thats alright you'll pay
02:00 <NickMusic> I generally do.
02:00 <morgoth> see you in court
02:00 <NickMusic> I can't go to court.
02:00 <tozza> that a better time?
03:00 <NickMusic> I have a disablility.
03:00 <NickMusic> asoiubfgsdfg
03:00 <NickMusic> Dibadidlity.
03:00 <NickMusic> Disability.
03:00 <NickMusic> y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yeeeew
03:00 <lisa> uhoh
03:00 <lisa> it's q{{
03:00 <q{{> oh hai lisa
03:00 <q{{> how u doing?
03:00 <q{{> what i missed?
03:00 <q{{> gonna be big storm here
03:00 <tozza> 
04:00 <NickMusic> https://soundcloud.com/daintno/breaker
04:00 <q{{> surely this will destroy dam up north
04:00 <tozza> fuckin Q
04:00 <lisa> you missed ERYTHING bro
04:00 <q{{> hai tozza 
04:00 <q{{> u can hump my leg
04:00 <lisa> erything.
04:00 <lisa> can i?
04:00 <q{{> yes, eat ur heart out lisa
04:00 <q{{> lol
05:00 <q{{> its all gray and windy here
05:00 <tozza> no -- no humping of the leg mate
05:00 <q{{> i dont like rain during day
05:00 <q{{> rain should only happen when im asleep :D
06:00 <NickMusic> I should go eat sleeping pills and buy cigarettes
06:00 <NickMusic> Or just buy cigarettes
06:00 <NickMusic> Yes
06:00 <NickMusic> that one.
06:00 <q{{> u hump legs sometimes lisa?
06:00 <lisa> sometimes
06:00 <lisa> don't we all?
06:00 <q{{> yeh i do sometimes too
07:00 <NickMusic> iBiZa!
07:00 <q{{> i simulate feet munching too
07:00 <lisa> you're on your own with that one
08:00 <NickMusic> Aight, I'm going to buy cigarettes
08:00 <NickMusic> brb
08:00 <q{{> not on ppl with callous on their feet tho
08:00 <q{{> that is gross
09:00 <q{{> u have callouses on ur feet, lisa?
09:00 <tozza> how about just not doing anyhitng but a sensual foot rub
09:00 <lisa> my feet are baby smooth
09:00 <tozza> wtf is the munching all abot
09:00 <q{{> nice
09:00 <lisa> but feet are not sexy
09:00 <lisa> no foot play
09:00 <tozza> deffo
09:00 <lisa> gross.
10:00 <q{{> ur feet ticklish, lisa?
10:00 <tozza> everyones toes lookfucked
10:00 <lisa> no i'm not ticklish anywhere
10:00 <q{{> i got nice feet
10:00 <lisa> but feet are just....feet
10:00 <lisa> not sexy.
10:00 <q{{> i love soft smooth feet
11:00 <NickMusic> back
11:00 <q{{> pfft not ticklish anywhere
11:00 <q{{> that is yet to be seen
11:00 <tozza> maybe a sexy ankle bite when they are up high past your head but im unsure about feet
11:00 <q{{> ppl say that
11:00 <q{{> but theyre super ticklish
12:00 <NickMusic> turns out I had a secret pack
12:00 <NickMusic> On the floor in my hallway
12:00 <Student> :)
12:00 <NickMusic> :)
12:00 <q{{> what u have for dinner, lisa?
12:00 <tozza> cheese toastie
12:00 <lisa> i have to go to bed
12:00 <lisa> night
12:00 <lisa> IMMEDIATELY
12:00 <q{{> going already
12:00 <q{{> omg
13:00 <NickMusic> But, I'm out of drink.
13:00 <NickMusic> And so now begins the downward spiral.
13:00 <Tim-Sim> drink lots of water
13:00 <q{{> get ur beauty sleep hai
13:00 <lisa> you know it
13:00 <lisa> talk later
13:00 <q{{> talk later
13:00 <tozza> LOL
13:00 <tozza> night
14:00 <Tim-Sim> nothing worse than running out of booze when you are on the turps
14:00 <NickMusic> Yeeeeeeah
14:00 <NickMusic> I could just take 2 sleeping pills and pass out in this chair.
15:00 <NickMusic> And wake up disoriented spamming keys into IRC
15:00 <Tim-Sim> and do a heath ledger? throw them in the bin
15:00 <NickMusic> Hahahaha nah these ones aren't heavies.
15:00 <NickMusic> Just drowzers
15:00 <Tim-Sim> doc would never give me sleeping pills
15:00 <NickMusic> More likie a muscle relaxant
15:00 <NickMusic> Why not?
16:00 <Tim-Sim> I don't know right? bastards
16:00 <NickMusic> Do you have a history of self harm?
16:00 <Tim-Sim> self abuse, not self harm
16:00 <Tim-Sim> I don't drink much these days though
17:00 <NickMusic> Pain med abuse?
17:00 <Tim-Sim> just drugs and alcohol
17:00 <Tim-Sim> never self harmed though
17:00 <NickMusic> And you've been to hospital for it?
17:00 <Tim-Sim> no
17:00 <NickMusic> Then they can't deny you sleeping pills
17:00 <NickMusic> what was their reasoning?
18:00 <Tim-Sim> they wanted me to try melatonin and herbal things
18:00 <NickMusic> melatonin actually works.
18:00 <NickMusic> Did you try it?
18:00 <Tim-Sim> yes
18:00 <NickMusic> No good?
19:00 <Tim-Sim> I have a few bottles here, yeah it works sorta, they never gave me the good stuff though. probably a good thing
20:00 <NickMusic> I've found that the only thing that REALLY works is ketamine.
20:00 <NickMusic> But you don't get a restful sleep out of that.
20:00 <NickMusic> More like, you blink and it's been 14 hours.
20:00 <tozza> WOOOOOOO
21:00 <Tim-Sim> oh, I think I had a pill once that had that in it, never had it deliberately though
21:00 <NickMusic> Aaaaaaah
21:00 <NickMusic> DOn't do it anyway.
21:00 <Tim-Sim> nah, I wont
21:00 <NickMusic> Shrinks you blood vessels.
21:00 <NickMusic> your*
21:00 <Tim-Sim> oh
21:00 <NickMusic> Like.... In the peen
21:00 <NickMusic> SO you mightn't ever be able to piss again.
21:00 <q{{> http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-39000433
21:00 <tozza> iBiza
21:00 <iBiZa> yo
21:00 <tozza> WB
21:00 <iBiZa> thanks g
21:00 <tozza> ok not next weekend but the weekend after we good>?
22:00 <Tim-Sim> oh lol, aint got no time for that 
22:00 <NickMusic> nobody does.
22:00 <NickMusic> Except this guy I know called Porter.
22:00 <NickMusic> He loves not being able to pee
22:00 <NickMusic> Strange guy
22:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah strange indeed
22:00 <NickMusic> He came to a party as friar Tuck. Enough said.
22:00 <iBiZa> yes sounds good
22:00 <tozza> ill birng jade and visit
22:00 <tozza> get that grape crankin
22:00 <iBiZa> gin n grapeeee
22:00 <tozza> wow thats diffrent
22:00 <tozza> sure whatver
22:00 <tozza> no hashish but 
22:00 <tozza> cant be near it
23:00 <Tim-Sim> I am trying to get healthy, seems like a life long battle
23:00 <NickMusic> How old are you now?
23:00 <Tim-Sim> 38
23:00 <NickMusic> Well you're pretty much at the peak
23:00 <Tim-Sim> already peeked, I think
23:00 <NickMusic> Nah it's like 36-42
23:00 <Tim-Sim> what kind of beer are you drinking?
23:00 <tozza> carlton
23:00 <tozza> u want tim
23:00 <iBiZa> primus lager
23:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah, I don't mind carlton 
23:00 <tozza> ibiza u got carlton on tap?
23:00 <iBiZa> yes i do
23:00 <tozza> yeh sick
23:00 <tozza> what kinda cocktails is included with vip
24:00 <NickMusic> So it's not game over yet.
24:00 <Tim-Sim> that's a nice thought
24:00 <NickMusic> Life is very long - T.S Elliot
24:00 <tozza> long island ice tea that shit man 3 and ur gone
24:00 <tozza> jade went to a club lasat week served fish bowls or something
24:00 <q{{> deepends what vip like
24:00 <q{{> everyone different
24:00 <tozza> well id be platinum q{{
25:00 <NickMusic> How old do you feel?
25:00 <NickMusic> Serious question.
25:00 <Tim-Sim> 35
25:00 <NickMusic> Then that's you.
25:00 <NickMusic> You're only as old as you feel.
25:00 <tozza> bottle service and shit
25:00 <tozza> wanna join q{{
25:00 <q{{> get midori illusion drinks
25:00 <q{{> yeh i like to join
26:00 <Tim-Sim> unless I eat KFC, then I feel about 45
26:00 <NickMusic> You're the best gauge on your physical attributes.
26:00 <NickMusic> SO don't stress about it.
26:00 <morgoth> I wont peak for another couple of hundred years personally
26:00 <tozza> every joint runs out of midopri ive noitced
26:00 <q{{> i prefer cocktails than beer
26:00 <iBiZa> q{{; come past next sat
26:00 <tozza> ofocurse it smashes ya and taatses good
26:00 <tozza> we only drink beer cause we have too not cause we wanttoo
27:00 <Tim-Sim> ^vampire
27:00 <NickMusic> morgoth hasn't even touched a doughnut in the past 4,500 decades because there can be only one.
27:00 <Tim-Sim> haha highlander
27:00 <NickMusic> Never even greened out once.
28:00 <NickMusic> Christpher Lambert is one of my spirit animals.
28:00 <NickMusic> The other being Keith Flint.
28:00 <Tim-Sim> lol
28:00 <NickMusic> Or 'KEEF'
28:00 <q{{> its good when its hot
28:00 <q{{> but i think its the yeast in beer that make me like it so much lol
28:00 <q{{> dont know what it is
28:00 <q{{> make me not like it so much*
29:00 <morgoth> nah, generally my bloodline lives for around 700 years, there are elves who live longer but they are busy with other matters
29:00 <NickMusic> I had a dream actually that I'd figured out the wee-o-ee-o-ee-o sound from firestarter. I was playing it on a harmonica in my dream hahaha
30:00 <Tim-Sim> I used to have dreams of new songs to play
30:00 <NickMusic> MORGOTH YOU'RE NOT A REAL MEMEBER OF THE AINUR
30:00 <NickMusic> Stop lying to us
30:00 <tozza> oh
30:00 <tozza> ill just smash them till i puke
30:00 <tozza> i cant tell
30:00 <tozza> hot hey
31:00 <Tim-Sim> 700 years, is that a Hobbit? 
31:00 <NickMusic> No, with his screen name he's referencing the silmarillion I believe.
31:00 <NickMusic> I mean.... I don't read.
31:00 <NickMusic> What?
31:00 <NickMusic> Where?
31:00 <NickMusic> When?
31:00 <tozza> brb gonna play donkey kong on my arcade machine
31:00 <q{{> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4234504/The-bizarre-subway-sightings-revealed.html
32:00 <NickMusic> Tolkien who?
32:00 <NickMusic> Is he the guy that Tom Bombadil ditched at that party once?
32:00 <morgoth> gandalf failed
33:00 <Tim-Sim> I got a cold, feeling progressively shithouse
33:00 <NickMusic> Melkor > Morgoth
33:00 <NickMusic> Yeah the weather changes are drilling me.
33:00 <morgoth> you must be the witch king of angmar?
33:00 <NickMusic> I've been sneezing all week
33:00 <NickMusic> Fuck angmar
33:00 <Tim-Sim> worse case scenario is a get fuck all sleep then wake up and have to go to work because I am not sick enough to get a doc certificate but sick enough to feel like shit
34:00 <NickMusic> Angmar can burn and love it. Because it's all they'd deserve.
35:00 <NickMusic> Don't go to work if you don't want to.
35:00 <Tim-Sim> ha
35:00 <NickMusic> What do you do for work?
36:00 <Tim-Sim> fitter and turner
36:00 <NickMusic> Aaaaah shit.
36:00 <NickMusic> You'd better go to work
36:00 <NickMusic> Paychekc should be worth it.
36:00 <NickMusic> paycheck*
37:00 <morgoth> you must be the witch king of angmar??
37:00 <NickMusic> I told you already!
37:00 <Tim-Sim> witch king? is that world of warcraft?
37:00 <NickMusic> FUCK ANGMAR
37:00 <NickMusic> Nah it's Tolkien
37:00 <NickMusic> LoTR
38:00 <Tim-Sim> that was a cool movie, saw it at the flicks
38:00 <NickMusic> I can't believe he left over 'fuck angmar'
38:00 <NickMusic> hahahaha
38:00 <NickMusic> Yeah the movies were ok
38:00 <Tim-Sim> haha rage quit 
38:00 <NickMusic> They left a lot out.
38:00 <Agent> Timsim that statement hurts my feelings :(
39:00 <Agent> That LotR was a cool movie :(
39:00 <Tim-Sim> what statement?
39:00 <Tim-Sim> oh
39:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah it was!
39:00 <NickMusic> 'A' cool movie
39:00 <Tim-Sim> I saw all of them at the movies
39:00 <Agent> No, it was a cool BOOK
39:00 <NickMusic> Aaaaaaah
39:00 <Agent> Lol
39:00 <NickMusic> The book was.... OK
39:00 <Tim-Sim> almost cried when Gandalf came back as the white wizard
39:00 <NickMusic> I guess.....
39:00 <Agent> I feel the reverse
39:00 <Agent> I think the movies were TERRIBLE
39:00 <Tim-Sim> was fucking ace
40:00 <Agent> I tried to rewatch them a few months ago, started to cry, and stopped
40:00 <Agent> So bad
40:00 <Tim-Sim> haha
40:00 <NickMusic> Oh yeah?
40:00 <Agent> I'll tell you what I'm pumped for
40:00 <NickMusic> How sweet were those Hobbit movies though?
40:00 <Agent> Is the movie series that's just been greenlighted for Dune
40:00 <NickMusic> Really stayed true to the novel.
40:00 <Tim-Sim> I read the Hobbit books in early high school, they were really good
41:00 <NickMusic> one book
41:00 <NickMusic> The Hobbit
41:00 <Agent> I didn't see any of the Hobbit films
41:00 <Agent> Couldn't risk it
41:00 <NickMusic> LotR was 3 books
41:00 <Agent> If they sucked I'd have had to hang myself
41:00 <NickMusic> Oh dude. Never watch them
41:00 <Tim-Sim> yeah 3 books
41:00 <Agent> Did you read The Magician?
41:00 <NickMusic> Nah
41:00 <Agent> That shit is the tits
41:00 <NickMusic> I read the Silmarillion
42:00 <NickMusic> I didn't get it
42:00 <NickMusic> I was 11
42:00 <Tim-Sim> i watched dune the other day, the one from the early 80's I think, with Sting in it. Almost fell asleep a few times
42:00 <Agent> Heh
42:00 <Agent> Yeh
42:00 <NickMusic> I'd re-read it now though.
42:00 <Agent> The original movie got so many awards
42:00 <Agent> It was fucking horrible
42:00 <NickMusic> Gotta find a copy though. It's not easy to find anymore
42:00 <Agent> There's just way to put a book with a universe that size into a single movie
42:00 <NickMusic> Dune with Sting
42:00 <NickMusic> hahahaha
42:00 <Agent> Dune is the single greatest book ever written
42:00 <NickMusic> Nah I wouldn't go that far
42:00 <Agent> Yeah sting lol
43:00 <Tim-Sim> Don't think I ever read it, might get it on kindle
43:00 <NickMusic> Asimovs foundation series is pretty solid.
43:00 <Agent> Yeah I love Asimov's work
43:00 <Agent> So thought provoking!
43:00 <NickMusic> Absolutely.
43:00 <Agent> I love his AI shit
43:00 <NickMusic> Man oh man did I rage quit when 'I, Robot' came out.
43:00 <Tim-Sim> What is a good Asimov book to get on kindle?
43:00 <Agent> Yep
43:00 <Agent> I did a shit when I realised the movie had nothing to do with the book
43:00 <NickMusic> I'm like...... This is one short story and it wasn't even the good one!
44:00 <Agent> I mean... it's got the three laws, and it's got Susan Calvin and Robert... Robert.... What's his surname
44:00 <Agent> L
44:00 <Agent> starts with L?
44:00 <NickMusic> I can't remember
44:00 <Agent> Landgren
44:00 <Agent> ...
44:00 <Agent> No
44:00 <Agent> Something like that
44:00 <NickMusic> I'm excited for the next part of blad runner though
44:00 <Agent> Fuck, googling
44:00 <NickMusic> blade*
44:00 <NickMusic> Actually I was watching the Roy Batty speech earlier.
44:00 <Agent> I think I'm thinking of Robert Langdon (The Bourne Identity author lol)
45:00 <Tim-Sim> I Robot was a good movie
45:00 <Agent> Robertson
45:00 <Agent> Lawrence Robertson is the guy I was thinking of
45:00 <Agent> And Alfred Lanning was sort of in it
45:00 <NickMusic> I robot was OK as a movie.
45:00 <NickMusic> But it wasn't the book.
45:00 <Tim-Sim> Have you read The Singularity is Near?
45:00 <Agent> So yeah, a couple of characters were named after characters in the book but shared no similarities with Asimov's characters
45:00 <NickMusic> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoAzpa1x7jU
45:00 <NickMusic> hnnnnnnnnnnnnn
45:00 <Agent> And the three laws were in it, and that's it
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blade Runner - Final scene, "Tears in Rain" Monologue (HD) (Jul 18, 2012) Length: 3:55 - Category: Film & Animation - 1,858,058 views views - 12,359 likes (98.6%), 181 dislikes (1.4%)
46:00 <Tim-Sim> blade runner, classic
46:00 <NickMusic> This speech encompasses my whole life.
46:00 <NickMusic> Seriously.
46:00 <Agent> I wanna know where he gets the Dove from, and wtf does he do with it
47:00 <Agent> Lol
47:00 <NickMusic> He had it in his jocks the whole time.
47:00 <NickMusic> Nah he pulled it off the roof
47:00 <NickMusic> You can see him do it.
48:00 <Agent> Wasn't that tears in the rain line adlibbed
48:00 <NickMusic> Cause he already had it in his hand
48:00 <Agent> I seem to remember reading somewhere
48:00 <NickMusic> And yeah it was.
48:00 <Agent> Wasn't in the script
48:00 <NickMusic> Rutger Hauer Genuised that role.
48:00 <NickMusic> Geniused*
48:00 <NickMusic> I've had 3 sleeping pills
48:00 <NickMusic> 1 more?
49:00 <NickMusic> Then bed?
49:00 <NickMusic> Or 3 is enough?
49:00 <Agent> Yo, 3 is plenty
49:00 <NickMusic> Fiiiiiiiiine
49:00 <NickMusic> You're gith though probably.
49:00 <NickMusic> my body has already gone tingly.
49:00 <Agent> Gith...
49:00 <Agent> lol
49:00 <NickMusic> right*
49:00 <NickMusic> ok 3 is enough
49:00 <NickMusic> hahahaha
49:00 <Agent> I guessed... hell of a typo lol
49:00 <NickMusic> Yeeeeeeeeeah
50:00 <NickMusic> gith
50:00 <NickMusic> wow
50:00 <Agent> How do you get Gith from Right
50:00 <Agent> 3 pills, I spose
50:00 <NickMusic> Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much. They do a special hug.
50:00 <NickMusic> Hence gith.
51:00 <Agent> I understand
52:00 <NickMusic> Ok
52:00 <NickMusic> Time for be dhten
52:00 <NickMusic> bed *then
52:00 <NickMusic> fuck
52:00 <NickMusic> hahaha
52:00 <NickMusic> whoops
52:00 <NickMusic> Night guys.
53:00 <NickMusic> Don't forget to drink a few for me tonight because I will be toooooooooo sad to keep drinking and it's Friday.
54:00 <NickMusic> Aight, peace
55:00 <Tim-Sim> seeya Nick
50:00 <tozza> jeez steven
51:00 <tozza> anyone online>
53:00 <tozza> oh yeh not bad
53:00 <tozza> fine thin
53:00 <tozza> SHE CALLS OUT TO THE MAN ON THE STREET
53:00 <tozza> SIR CAN U HELP ME
53:00 <tozza> ITS COLD N IVE NOWHERE TO SLEEP 
53:00 <tozza> IS THERE SOMEWHERTE U CAN TLEL ME
54:00 <tozza> HE WALKS ON DOSENT LOOK BACK
54:00 <tozza> HE PRETENDS HE CANT HEAR HER
54:00 <Agent> OH THINK TWICE CUNT
55:00 <tozza> STARTS TO WHISTLE AS HE CROSSES THE STREET
55:00 <Agent> Oh yeh forgot that part
55:00 <tozza> SHES EMBARRASSED TO BE THERE
55:00 <tozza> OHH THINK TWICE
55:00 <Agent> Wrong
55:00 <Agent> *Seems* embarrassed to be there.
55:00 <tozza> LMAO
55:00 <Agent> Talking about him, not her
55:00 <Agent> Lol
55:00 <tozza> SHH CUNT
55:00 <Agent> Fix your face, fool :P
56:00 <tozza> fix ur fiace cunt
56:00 <tozza> :|
56:00 <tozza> wow 
56:00 <tozza> whatveer
56:00 <Agent> Lol
56:00 <Agent> Where's trivia eh
56:00 <tozza> agent is like 24 hrs in on his ops
56:00 <tozza> u like ithere
56:00 <Agent> It's funny
56:00 <tozza> wheres b1rd the fukin troll
57:00 <Agent> Yep need some more trollin
57:00 <Agent> But it 5am
57:00 <tozza> and its shes embarrassed to be there
57:00 <tozza> its a homeless woman:P
58:00 <tozza> i think
58:00 <tozza> SHHHHHH
58:00 <tozza> play games agent?
59:00 <tozza> https://ibb.co/kJjbka
59:00 <tozza> my game room
59:00 <tozza> same room im on irc on now
01:00 <tozza> BILLY DONT YOU LOOSE MY NUMBER
01:00 <tozza> CAUSE UR NOT ANYHWETRE
01:00 <tozza> THATI CAN FIND YOU
01:00 <Agent> Bruh
01:00 <Agent> You need a new playlist
01:00 <tozza> pfft
01:00 <tozza> i have heaos 
01:00 <Agent> GLORIA
01:00 <Agent> I THINK THEY GOT YOUR NUMBER
01:00 <tozza> but im into old shit atm
01:00 <Agent> I THINK THEY GOT THE ALIAS
01:00 <Agent> THAT YOU BEEN LIVIN UNDER
02:00 <Agent> AND YOU REALLY DONT REMEMBER
02:00 <Agent> WAS IT SOMETHIN THAT THEY SAID
02:00 <Agent> OR THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD
02:00 <Agent> CALLIN GLORIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
02:00 <tozza> yeh nahhh
02:00 <Agent> lololll
02:00 <tozza> BILLY
02:00 <Agent> DONT LOOSE MY NUMBER
02:00 <tozza> 2 hearts phil collinsd
02:00 <tozza> i serenade the womean with that
03:00 <tozza> wet knickers after that
03:00 <Agent> Lol doom poster
03:00 <tozza> printed that directly onto the door at work lol
03:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
03:00 <Agent> Oh yeah you work on billboards
03:00 <tozza> we are a bif digital print company
03:00 <tozza> i do billoards but we do alot more
04:00 <Agent> What's the picture under the air conditioner. Is that the fucken T-1000?
04:00 <tozza> yeh i met robert patrick this year at comic con 
04:00 <Agent> He's had a few roles, but he'll always be the T-1000
04:00 <tozza> he wrote man walks into a bar no 1 fan thomas ROBERT PATRICK
05:00 <tozza> lol
05:00 <tozza> made the print for him to sign at work
05:00 <b1rd> Props tho!
05:00 <Agent> BIRD
06:00 <tozza> fukk
06:00 <Agent> WE WERE JUST INSULTING YOU
06:00 <Agent> JOIN US
06:00 <tozza> major troll
06:00 <b1rd> Lolololol
06:00 <b1rd> Not surprised a
06:00 <b1rd> :---)
06:00 <Agent> lol
06:00 <tozza> fuck the asian or what
06:00 <b1rd> Lol nar
06:00 <tozza> gay
06:00 <tozza> u floggged
06:00 <Agent> Nah he's been wrapping her up for me remember
06:00 <b1rd> Tastes like sand
06:00 <tozza> lol
06:00 <b1rd> Yes lol
07:00 <b1rd> Lololoolol
07:00 <Agent> Ok so
07:00 <tozza> but she tastes like jewish slaves building pyramids
07:00 <Agent> There's a cunt in here called thestig
07:00 <b1rd> Haha lolol
07:00 <Agent> And I've been trying to resist typing /whois thestig and answering the question once and for all
07:00 <b1rd> Thepig!
07:00 <b1rd> Lololol
07:00 <tozza> thestig state your postcode
07:00 <b1rd> Yes!
07:00 <b1rd> Werd up pigstig
08:00 <b1rd> Smack him about a bit
08:00 <tozza> LOL
08:00 <Agent> Fuck
08:00 <b1rd> Lololol
08:00 <Agent> Now we'll never know
08:00 <Agent> What have you done
08:00 <tozza> we never knew who he was anyway
08:00 <b1rd> He probly died pc still running
08:00 <tozza> thestig who are you
09:00 <tozza> 5 secs rejoin?
09:00 <b1rd> Old fattso i bet
09:00 <b1rd> Lol
09:00 <b1rd> He ACTIVE
09:00 <tozza> yehh cant get a word ion with stug around
09:00 <tozza> lol well u got what i meant
09:00 <Agent> Yeh I was just gonna tell him to shut uop
09:00 <b1rd> LOL
09:00 <Agent> Fucken Verbal Kint over here
09:00 <tozza> ikr right
10:00 <b1rd> wheres loopy he hate him lol
10:00 <b1rd> Lololol
10:00 <b1rd> Werd up pig!!!
10:00 <tozza> neogeo64 spoke once so i know he real
10:00 <b1rd> Yes?
10:00 <tozza> yehn no shit
11:00 <b1rd> Lurkers a
11:00 <b1rd> Pedo in
11:00 <tozza> like grannies at the pokies
11:00 <b1rd> Yes lol
11:00 <tozza> mmmm
11:00 <Agent> Bird
11:00 <Agent> Tell me something that you like that's dumb so I can make fun of you
11:00 <tozza> its b1rd
11:00 <b1rd> Hrrrm
12:00 <tozza> he has a vieny cock
12:00 <Agent> ARE YOU A BRONY
12:00 <b1rd> Lol
12:00 <Agent> YOU'RE A BRONY AREN'T YOU
12:00 <tozza> and hes a red hammer
12:00 <b1rd> Yes i haz nice cock
12:00 <Agent> Veiny
12:00 <b1rd> Its blonde!
12:00 <tozza> i wouldnt go that far
12:00 <Agent> ??
12:00 <tozza> i dunno
13:00 <b1rd> props tho
13:00 <tozza> SHE SEEMS TO HAVE A INVISABLE TOUCH AHH
13:00 <b1rd> Soon new cockpics
13:00 <Agent> BIRD DO YOU LIKE AQUA
13:00 <b1rd> Lol
13:00 <Agent> ARE YOU A BARBIE GIRL
13:00 <Agent> IN A BARBIE WORLD
13:00 <Agent> CUNT??!???
13:00 <b1rd> Lolol
13:00 <tozza> nah
13:00 <b1rd> Who bbq girl
13:00 <Agent> Fuck I'm so bored
13:00 <tozza> DR JONES DR JONES CLALIN DR JONES
13:00 <Agent> Not even any good porn
13:00 <b1rd> Hate that song lol
14:00 <tozza> ALL MY LOVE I KNOW YOU ARE MY CANDY MAN
14:00 <b1rd> Make own porn
14:00 <b1rd> Lol
14:00 <Agent> Been there done that
14:00 <tozza> christie pain 
14:00 <tozza> good porn star
14:00 <Agent> Got Gold points on Motherless
14:00 <b1rd> Yes
14:00 <Agent> So yeh, pretty good
14:00 <b1rd> Nice
15:00 <b1rd> Lololol
15:00 <b1rd> Props tho
15:00 <tozza> dno props
15:00 <Agent> Who's Christie Pain
15:00 <tozza> sound like blyke
15:00 <Agent> Porn star?
16:00 <Agent> Google's got nothin
16:00 <b1rd> No idea haznt watch porn for years lol
16:00 <Agent> Maybe I should play a game
16:00 <tozza> http://www.xnxx.com/video-8w7x8a/hot_teen_with_tattoo
17:00 <Agent> 5am League of Legends? At the tailend of a Friday night... Probably not a good idea
17:00 <tozza> told the missus i have a crush and its with a porn star
17:00 <b1rd> Nar ho on
17:00 <b1rd> Lol
17:00 <b1rd> Wot she says
17:00 <Agent> She got a weird head
17:00 <tozza> n i really love my gf LOL
17:00 <Agent> Good tits though
17:00 <b1rd> Mmmm tittts
17:00 <tozza> its that ghalf emo dirty talk that gets me goin
18:00 <b1rd> Lol
18:00 <Agent> I'm watchin without sound
18:00 <Agent> Guess I'm missing half the fun
18:00 <tozza> nah u need sound
18:00 <tozza> its shit without
18:00 <Agent> Well
18:00 <Agent> I like tits
18:00 <Agent> Tits are my thing
18:00 <b1rd> Love when a hotty get angry with me
18:00 <tozza> shes a dirty talker
18:00 <Agent> And this chick's tits are the only good thing about her
18:00 <tozza> LOL
18:00 <tozza> there is better vids i just randonly typoed her
18:00 <tozza> i dont care shut up
19:00 <Agent> Oh now she's suckin dick
19:00 <Agent> Closed it
19:00 <tozza> she mine :@
19:00 <Agent> I hate dicksucking porn
19:00 <b1rd> Like copping a knife gun fight with a hotty right before a fucking
19:00 <tozza> LOL
19:00 <b1rd> Best ever
19:00 <tozza> HAHAHHHAHAHAHHA
19:00 <Agent> Each to their own
19:00 <b1rd> Weirrd huh?
19:00 <b1rd> L9l
19:00 <b1rd> Lol
19:00 <Agent> But usually the only thing you can see in dicksucking vids is the fucking dick
19:00 <b1rd> Yes
19:00 <tozza> true
19:00 <b1rd> They should censor the penis
20:00 <b1rd> In porno
20:00 <tozza> and keep the CUM ON MY FACEPART
20:00 <b1rd> Main audience hetero men
20:00 <Agent> Mmmmmeh...
20:00 <Agent> Gifting a girl in the face is nice but...
20:00 <b1rd> U like movie 'the filth'
20:00 <Agent> The fun is in doing it personally
20:00 <b1rd> It is!
20:00 <tozza> hahahaha
20:00 <tozza> ofcourse
21:00 <b1rd> Love doing a surprise cumshot to face
21:00 <Agent> I only like it because I know she hates it
21:00 <Agent> Lol
21:00 <b1rd> Like stealth
21:00 <Agent> And I appreciate that she's doin it anyway
21:00 <tozza> creampie in porn is boring
21:00 <Agent> That's love, bro
21:00 <b1rd> When she watching telly
21:00 <Agent> LOL
21:00 <b1rd> Like walk up booom
21:00 <tozza> i wanna hear CUM IN MY FACE BIG BOY
21:00 <b1rd> Lol yes
21:00 <tozza> FUCK ME
21:00 <Agent> Whats wrong with hearing CUM IN MY PUSSY DADDY
21:00 <tozza> OHHH AHHHHHH OOOOOOO
21:00 <b1rd> Very good
22:00 <b1rd> Nuffin bro
22:00 <tozza> that im not her father
22:00 <b1rd> Lol
22:00 <Agent> Lol
22:00 <tozza> i aint darth vader
22:00 <b1rd> Roffl
22:00 <b1rd> LOL
22:00 <Agent> Well she ain't luke fuckin skywalker bro
22:00 <tozza> inless she wants to bend over and show me her darkside
22:00 <tozza> ok proud
22:00 <b1rd> Lol yes
22:00 <Agent> HAHAHAHA
22:00 <b1rd> Indeedy
22:00 <tozza> LMAO
22:00 <tozza> i won
22:00 <Agent> gg
22:00 <Agent> o7
22:00 <tozza> cheers
22:00 <tozza> b1rd props tho?
23:00 <b1rd> Compromise ill cum in ur arse
23:00 <Agent> All bird's base are belong to you
23:00 <tozza> er what
23:00 <b1rd> Yes props bro tho
23:00 <tozza> not my arse u fag
23:00 <Agent> I never been into asses
23:00 <tozza> .. guys 
23:00 <b1rd> Unshud tho
23:00 <b1rd> Nar chicks idiots lol
23:00 <tozza> WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE .. oOHH SORRY BABY
23:00 <b1rd> Not gay if a gorly
24:00 <b1rd> Girl
24:00 <Agent> I just prefer the puss
24:00 <b1rd> Lolol
24:00 <Agent> Puss is a more purpose built thing to fuck
24:00 <Agent> lol
24:00 <b1rd> Tru but
24:00 <b1rd> These things hapen
24:00 <b1rd> Some love it
24:00 <tozza> mmhmm im into tucked cheeseburgers than unfolded tacos myself
24:00 <b1rd> So doing em a favour :-)
25:00 <Agent> Yeh that too
25:00 <tozza> mmhmm
25:00 <Agent> Curtains aren't the best thing in the world
25:00 <tozza> sometimes can look like a bunch of dropped grapes
25:00 <Agent> ...
25:00 <b1rd> i dun really wanna fuck ur ass lady.. but if u insist ok!
25:00 <tozza> gawd dayum
25:00 <tozza> lmao b1rd
25:00 <Agent> Hmmm
25:00 <Agent> She'd have to do more than insist
26:00 <Agent> Nah ass ain't for me
26:00 <Agent> You can have it
26:00 <b1rd> Smerks ensue on birds face lol
26:00 <b1rd> Ok
26:00 <Agent> lol
26:00 <tozza> 5 degrees warmer and 5 times tighter
26:00 <b1rd> Will lol
26:00 <b1rd> Yes
26:00 <Agent> Tozza can have his dicksucking
26:00 <tozza> hahahaa
26:00 <Agent> Bird can have his assfucking
26:00 <Agent> I'll take all the pussy
26:00 <tozza> bullshit
26:00 <b1rd> Is nice thi
26:00 <b1rd> Tho
26:00 <Agent> Bullshit bullshit
26:00 <tozza> LOL
26:00 <Agent> Sif cunt
26:00 <b1rd> Lolol
26:00 <tozza> jk bro
27:00 <b1rd> Nar is.
27:00 <b1rd> Lol
27:00 <Agent> I want chocolate
27:00 <Agent> And I don't mean ass nuggets
27:00 <Agent> I mean cocoa and sugar
27:00 <b1rd> And dont have to pull out
27:00 <Agent> Fuck pulling out, too
27:00 <b1rd> Bonus
27:00 <b1rd> Lolol u gotta
27:00 <Agent> I fuck in the puss, and that's the best place to blow too
27:00 <Agent> Who the fuck wants to have a big bite of the burger but then can't enjoy the cheese
27:00 <b1rd> My wimmin dont like birf control tho
28:00 <Agent> I don't wann apull out and then jerk off to finish it
28:00 <Agent> what a waste of a great finale
28:00 <tozza> LOL
28:00 <b1rd> Yer well lol
28:00 <b1rd> Can never convince em onto da pill
28:00 <b1rd> So pull out it is
28:00 <Agent> Lol
28:00 <Agent> Depends on the bitch I suppose
28:00 <Agent> If it's one you have to see again, then yeh
28:00 <Agent> LOL
28:00 <b1rd> Yer spose
29:00 <tozza> LOL
29:00 <b1rd> Lololol
29:00 <b1rd> Yepp
29:00 <tozza> male pigs #melbourne
29:00 <b1rd> LOL
29:00 <Agent> I deny nothing
29:00 <Agent> LOL
29:00 <b1rd> Lolol
29:00 <b1rd> Proud pigs
29:00 <Agent> I guess I'm just tlakin bout random bitches
29:00 <b1rd> Ahh yer
30:00 <b1rd> B1rd fairly monogomous
30:00 <tozza> incasre any are reading
30:00 <Agent> I am too, when I got me a girl
30:00 <Agent> But rigth now, no girl
30:00 <Agent> So... freedom etc
30:00 <b1rd> Yer thats it a
30:00 <b1rd> Nic3
30:00 <tozza> im in a 7 year realationshio
30:00 <tozza> but we have imagination
30:00 <b1rd> Yes
31:00 <tozza> so does the gf
31:00 <b1rd> I heard of that imagination thing
31:00 <tozza> she can get sicker than me 
31:00 <tozza> with her books n what njot lo
31:00 <tozza> STEVEN
31:00 <Agent> PHTEVEN
31:00 <steven> g'day
31:00 <tozza> want voice
31:00 <steven> no thx
31:00 <steven> blowjob plz
31:00 <b1rd> Welcome to male pig channel steven
31:00 <tozza> thats how i roll
31:00 <b1rd> Lol
31:00 <Agent> Blowjob lol
31:00 <Agent> There's only two females in the channel atm
32:00 <b1rd> Where
32:00 <tozza> no blowjob fag
32:00 <b1rd> Gimme
32:00 <Agent> Well, I am led to believe that Lisa is female, but that remains unconfirmed
32:00 <b1rd> Lol
32:00 <tozza> lisa is my friend
32:00 <tozza> austnet news confirmed she is female
32:00 <b1rd> Her vag gunma seal up
32:00 <Agent> And Bad Dog is in here too, I'm pretty sure she's female
32:00 <b1rd> Soon
33:00 <b1rd> Ok i do her then
33:00 <steven> austnet news also confirmed breaker is a FAGGOT
33:00 <b1rd> Since lisa is sealed up
33:00 <tozza> i cant believe lumeah3 is female
33:00 <b1rd> Lol
33:00 <Agent> Lol breaker is a huge stupid cunt
33:00 <steven> BORDERLINE
33:00 <Agent> Lumeah
33:00 <Agent> Wat
33:00 <b1rd> Breaker breaker!
33:00 <tozza> what
33:00 <Agent> Is Lumeah female
33:00 <tozza> pre op?
33:00 <b1rd> Yer
33:00 <tozza> breaker when i speak too you
33:00 <b1rd> He calling isp lol
34:00 <Agent> [05:32] <+b1rd> Her vag gunma seal up
34:00 <Agent> Lol wtf
34:00 <tozza> :O
34:00 <b1rd> L00py wake up need service
34:00 <b1rd> LOL
34:00 <tozza> lisa is good person cant bag her out 
34:00 <b1rd> life iggy for thatt lol
34:00 <b1rd> Tru
35:00 <b1rd> Male pig mode tho
35:00 <b1rd> LOL
35:00 <tozza> WHO THE FUCK IS LX
35:00 <b1rd> crusty old bitch
35:00 <b1rd> I suspect
35:00 <Agent> So we know lisa irl?
35:00 <steven> BOT
35:00 <b1rd> Lol
35:00 <b1rd> Lisa could be a bot
35:00 <tozza> nah
35:00 <b1rd> Annoying as one 
35:00 <tozza> she active
35:00 <b1rd> I know playing lol
35:00 <Agent> I heard there was a big argument and discussion about whether Lisa was a dude
36:00 <b1rd> Yes?
36:00 <tozza> wtf has lx ever sid
36:00 <tozza> WHO COMES TO A BAR NOT ORDER AND DOSENT SOEAK
36:00 <Agent> I always soeak when I get to the bar
36:00 <Agent> Who the fuck doesn't soeak
36:00 <tozza> LX
36:00 <b1rd> Shes rough on the bird that lwaxana
36:00 <Agent> Only a cunt doesn't soeak
36:00 <tozza> thats who
36:00 <Agent> I think everybody should soeak
37:00 <b1rd> Speak.?
37:00 <Agent> LOLE
37:00 <tozza> i think lx is a bot
37:00 <b1rd> Bars are for fights and fucking
37:00 <Agent> I think bird is a bot
37:00 <b1rd> L9l
37:00 <b1rd> He is!
37:00 <b1rd> Killer bot lol
37:00 <tozza> b1rd is a communist not a bot
37:00 <b1rd> Nar lol
37:00 <Agent> BIRD: SHUTDOWN AUTHORISATION ALPHA THREE TWO SIX ZERO ZETA
37:00 <b1rd> Just deep cover
37:00 <b1rd> LOL
37:00 <tozza> he is a red nazi north korean spy
38:00 <b1rd> my keys been changed
38:00 <b1rd> Lol
38:00 <Agent> Fuck
38:00 <b1rd> Luckily
38:00 <tozza> TALKINGT AWAY
38:00 <Agent> BIRD: EXECUTE ORDER SIXTY SIX
38:00 <tozza> I DONT NO WHAT
38:00 <b1rd> Ok
38:00 <tozza> TAKE ON ME
38:00 <b1rd> K
38:00 <tozza> TAKE ME ON
54:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> what have i missed
57:00 <staffecet> last ten years
06:00 <b1rd> well
06:00 <b1rd> <iBiZa[Mobile]> what have i missed    <----- the b1rd had good morning wood :-]
07:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> werd
08:00 <b1rd> props 
08:00 <b1rd> SSS for me
08:00 <b1rd> gotta rouse muslims today
31:00 <morgoth> b1rd are you ugly?
35:00 <Lumeah3> Nah. 
37:00 <Glenn> Good morning all! :)
43:00 <b1rd> ugly enough to scare off most men morgoth
43:00 <b1rd> and the ones i can't scare off with a look, i kill
43:00 <b1rd> :-] props tho morgoth
00:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lawl
04:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Adonis!
05:00 <q{{> ^ too sexy
09:00 <b1rd> damn need a fight
09:00 <b1rd> going dandy 
26:00 <staffecet> you let rohingha refugees burn your banks but not let me come back in just cause im diseable
27:00 <Lumeah3> Lol
27:00 <staffecet> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLVq0IAzh1A
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sting - Fields Of Gold (Sep 20, 2011) Length: 3:39 - Category: Music - 21,210,793 views views - 88,228 likes (97.8%), 1,985 dislikes (2.2%)
38:00 <staffecet> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmSdTa9kaiQ
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: U2 - With Or Without You (Oct 5, 2009) Length: 4:50 - Category: Music - 211,389,524 views views - 629,601 likes (96.6%), 22,275 dislikes (3.4%)
43:00 <staffecet> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-rv2BQa2OU
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: INXS - Need You Tonight (Aug 3, 2011) Length: - Category: Music - 8,825,206 views views - 36,992 likes (98.2%), 684 dislikes (1.8%)
53:00 <staffecet> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cs3Pvmmv0E
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: George Michael - Faith (Nov 5, 2010) Length: - Category: Music - 6,489,958 views views - 23,010 likes (97.4%), 606 dislikes (2.6%)
59:00 <staffecet> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udtByWgt1Mk
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: George Michael - Father Figure (2010 Remastered Version) (Sep 8, 2010) Length: - Category: Music - 1,310,384 views views - 5,829 likes (98.1%), 111 dislikes (1.9%)
08:00 <staffecet> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OFpfTd0EIs
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Billy Idol - Eyes Without A Face (Mar 9, 2009) Length: 4:57 - Category: Music - 29,245,068 views views - 134,836 likes (97.3%), 3,704 dislikes (2.7%)
20:00 <lisa> morning
21:00 <Glenn> Hi lisa! :)
21:00 <q{{> morning
21:00 <Glenn> ...and q{{
21:00 <staffecet> its 2221 in london
21:00 <q{{> hai Glenn 
21:00 <lisa> morning q{{
21:00 <lisa> have you even been to bed heh
22:00 <q{{> u slept well
22:00 <staffecet> im having lays chips
22:00 <q{{> yeh i slept for long time
22:00 <staffecet> http://imgur.com/gallery/pIGXo
23:00 <staffecet> me love meself in bed for a long time q{{
24:00 <staffecet> lisa you from diamond crrek
25:00 <lisa> negative
26:00 <staffecet> ck 100ml 19 pound n 200ml 26 pound, which i sud go for
26:00 <lisa> neither
26:00 <lisa> go with man smell
27:00 <staffecet> Adonis show me some muscle
27:00 <devil45`> Lol
28:00 <staffecet> i rather have a guy stripping for me
29:00 <staffecet> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6qxMP3deU8
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Goodbye - Air Supply (Feb 9, 2008) Length: 4:03 - Category: Music - 29,125,009 views views - 75,387 likes (97.4%), 2,024 dislikes (2.6%)
30:00 <moohoo> Anyone got new austnet needs link
31:00 <b1rd> get on the piss
31:00 <staffecet> very cold in england even when the sun's out
31:00 <b1rd> get fucking MESSY
32:00 <moohoo> U on the piss b1rd?
32:00 <staffecet> on pyshce pills i reckon
32:00 <b1rd> narr not yet
32:00 <b1rd> tonight i reckon 4 sure
32:00 <b1rd> what to drink tho
32:00 <b1rd> is the question
33:00 <staffecet> my heart is so disguise
33:00 <staffecet> norell...miri...i come back to life
33:00 <staffecet> lisa...work....debt collector...deportation...i die
34:00 <lisa> whut
34:00 <staffecet> typo mistake
34:00 <b1rd> getting on da turps
34:00 <b1rd> best stay home tonight
34:00 <b1rd> gunna be messy in Melbourne
35:00 <staffecet> i heard rohingas setting banks on arson
35:00 <b1rd> whats a good beer to drinks
35:00 <b1rd> ?
35:00 <moohoo> Vb
35:00 <staffecet> i just had a beer
35:00 <moohoo> Vaginal backwash
35:00 <b1rd> lol
35:00 <b1rd> cant stomach enough of them but
35:00 <moohoo> staffecet:  really?
36:00 <b1rd> mountain goat is nice
36:00 <b1rd> grouse beer
36:00 <moohoo> Yeah...?
36:00 <b1rd> lemme google
36:00 <b1rd> yeh is good as
36:00 <b1rd> or da old Guinness?
36:00 <staffecet> http://www.bmstores.co.uk/images/hpcProductImage/imgFull/206538-San-Miguel-4x440ml1.jpg
36:00 <moohoo> Get some light ice
36:00 <staffecet> best o best
36:00 <b1rd> lol nar
36:00 <b1rd> wanna get MESSY
36:00 <moohoo> OK can u get austnet news link ?
36:00 <b1rd> hrrrm
36:00 <staffecet> 1.10 f each
36:00 <b1rd> scrolls up hang on
37:00 <staffecet> yer no pound sign on keyboard
37:00 <moohoo> Its a new one I think
37:00 <b1rd> posted last night 
37:00 <b1rd> here i think
37:00 <b1rd> logs
37:00 <moohoo> Pound,?
37:00 <moohoo> Hash?
37:00 <b1rd> u got hash!?
37:00 <moohoo> Tozzbags
37:00 <moohoo> #
37:00 <b1rd> bs u got real hash
37:00 <b1rd> as if
37:00 <moohoo> Yeah man
37:00 <b1rd> fkkk off
37:00 <b1rd> i want
37:00 <moohoo> Rip snorter
38:00 <b1rd> mmmmmmmmmmm
38:00 <moohoo> Come get then
38:00 <b1rd> k
38:00 <staffecet> lisa you free
38:00 <b1rd> what time
38:00 <moohoo> Anytime
38:00 <staffecet> seat on my face im going bed
38:00 <lisa> what you want
38:00 <b1rd> no fkn poppy in it?
38:00 <b1rd> jus normal hash?
38:00 <moohoo> Nar man
38:00 <b1rd> sweeet
39:00 <moohoo> The bomb
39:00 <staffecet> goodnite yo lovely peeps
39:00 <staffecet> sweet dreams
39:00 <b1rd> fkkkn man
39:00 <b1rd> hashish
39:00 <staffecet> i gotta get up morning
39:00 <b1rd> :]
39:00 <staffecet> one kiwi girl dona hemsley taking my seminar
39:00 <moohoo> Couple pipes ya fucked up
39:00 <b1rd> fkn oathhhh
39:00 <staffecet> drop the creampies on my face
39:00 <b1rd> fuckkkkkkkk yeahhh
39:00 <moohoo> Its imported
39:00 <b1rd> origin?
40:00 <b1rd> fkn oath
40:00 <b1rd> hard to make hash here
40:00 <moohoo> Jamaica
40:00 <b1rd> sweet
40:00 <moohoo> Much on today?
40:00 <b1rd> nuffin
40:00 <b1rd> triple F
41:00 <b1rd> fight fuck an get Fucked up
41:00 <b1rd> :]
41:00 <b1rd> FFF's
41:00 <b1rd> SSS done, now FFF
41:00 <b1rd> lololol
41:00 <moohoo> Lol fight who?
41:00 <moohoo> Muds.
41:00 <b1rd> yep!
41:00 <b1rd> sudanese
41:00 <b1rd> africans
41:00 <b1rd> wiggers
42:00 <b1rd> join?
42:00 <moohoo> Lmao wiggers
42:00 <b1rd> we have go ahead for destroying APEX
42:00 <moohoo> Yeah?
42:00 <b1rd> yep
42:00 <b1rd> treat them as ISIS
42:00 <b1rd> is the way
42:00 <moohoo> I have 2 apex living here 
42:00 <b1rd> yer?
42:00 <b1rd> won't be there much longer
42:00 <b1rd> lol
42:00 <moohoo> Yeah
43:00 <b1rd> scum mate
43:00 <moohoo> I just scored a crossbow
43:00 <b1rd> haha :D
43:00 <b1rd> excellent
43:00 <b1rd> tools of da trade
43:00 <moohoo> I'm going to shoot this mud in the guts
43:00 <b1rd> haha
43:00 <b1rd> good as
43:00 <moohoo> Watch him squirm
43:00 <moohoo> Then check his wallet
43:00 <moohoo> Smokes n shit
44:00 <b1rd> yes
44:00 <b1rd> gotta be a payoff
44:00 <b1rd> steal his atm card
44:00 <b1rd> rob his centres till they stop it
44:00 <b1rd> lololol
45:00 <moohoo> I'll attend his appointments
45:00 <moohoo> Keep it Rollin 
45:00 <Lumeah3> Lol
45:00 <b1rd> yeppp
45:00 <b1rd> morning Lumeah3 
45:00 <b1rd> we in the WAR ROOM
46:00 <Lumeah3> Morning b1rdy 
46:00 <b1rd> strategies and tactical
46:00 <b1rd> loloolol
46:00 <Lumeah3> Oohh fancy 
46:00 <Lumeah3> Plotting n pillage 
46:00 <b1rd> yes!
46:00 <b1rd> weekend good time to hit
47:00 <b1rd> DSP was yesterday
47:00 <moohoo> Skirmish ratted you out b1rd
47:00 <b1rd> so tonight the muds will be in full swing
47:00 <b1rd> as expected moohoo 
47:00 <moohoo> Lol how u on DSP?
47:00 <b1rd> he's a snitch
47:00 <b1rd> faked a psychosis at 21
47:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLL
47:00 <moohoo> Lmao
47:00 <moohoo> Aaahaha
47:00 <b1rd> actually psychopath
47:00 <Lumeah3> Smart ass
47:00 <moohoo> Reckon I could get it?
47:00 <b1rd> ONLY ONE DOC WORKED IT OUT 
47:00 <b1rd> lol
48:00 <b1rd> only coz she bit like me too
48:00 <Lumeah3> Heee heee
48:00 <b1rd> ;-]
48:00 <b1rd> yer man
48:00 <b1rd> easy
48:00 <b1rd> i'll coach ya
48:00 <moohoo> Aaahhhh how
48:00 <moohoo> Lol
48:00 <b1rd> all u gotta do
48:00 <b1rd> is dose up on LSD 
48:00 <moohoo> Skitz
48:00 <b1rd> and then wonder the streets
48:00 <b1rd> get ppl to report ya
48:00 <moohoo> I'll get killed
48:00 <b1rd> ring up CAT 
48:00 <b1rd> narr man
48:00 <b1rd> go hang in south yarra
49:00 <moohoo> Yeah but state trustees
49:00 <b1rd> lol
49:00 <moohoo> Lol
49:00 <b1rd> lolol
49:00 <b1rd> dw
49:00 <b1rd> we plan it well
49:00 <Lumeah3> Lol
49:00 <b1rd> then get hospitalised
49:00 <b1rd> play the game
49:00 <moohoo> They keep ya money
49:00 <b1rd> nar man
49:00 <b1rd> i show u how
49:00 <b1rd> ill back you up man
49:00 <moohoo> Lol nar
49:00 <b1rd> they only do that if you don't 'recover' enough
49:00 <b1rd> once u outta hozzy
49:00 <b1rd> jus back to normal
50:00 <b1rd> lolol
50:00 <b1rd> fake it all
50:00 <b1rd> after drugs wear off
50:00 <moohoo> Lol but 1000 a fortnight
50:00 <b1rd> read up on delusions and hallucinations
50:00 <b1rd> bout 900 or so
50:00 <b1rd> yer
50:00 <b1rd> worth the effort
50:00 <moohoo> What should I tell doc?
50:00 <b1rd> ill come visit u in hozzy
50:00 <moohoo> OK dandy psych
50:00 <b1rd> after your trip on LSD
50:00 <b1rd> youll be same as psychotic
51:00 <b1rd> just take slightly higher than normal dose
51:00 <b1rd> ill watch over you
51:00 <moohoo> Can't I just do it pissed?
51:00 <b1rd> hrrrm
51:00 <b1rd> could but harder
51:00 <b1rd> lol
51:00 <moohoo> Lol lmfao
51:00 <b1rd> LSD is nice tho man
51:00 <b1rd> grouse as
51:00 <moohoo> Nar man I ain't doing ls
51:00 <b1rd> lolol
51:00 <b1rd> its mad fun
51:00 <moohoo> Lol
51:00 <b1rd> makes mushies seem like a walk in the park
51:00 <Skirmish> lol @ you two dopey cunts sharing plans on how to get on DSP. 
52:00 <moohoo> What bout ice would that get me pension
52:00 <b1rd> shuddup spermface
52:00 <b1rd> this our war room
52:00 <b1rd> hrrrm nar
52:00 <moohoo> Yeah sperm
52:00 <b1rd> coz authorities know it too well
52:00 <b1rd> and wont bother helping u
52:00 <b1rd> LSD is rare
52:00 <b1rd> and they mistake it for organic psychosis
52:00 <moohoo> What about daytura
52:00 <b1rd> risky 
52:00 <lisa> ignore is your friend Skirmish
52:00 <b1rd> but could work
52:00 <moohoo> Lol
52:00 <moohoo> H
52:00 <moohoo> ?
52:00 <b1rd> LSD best bet
53:00 <moohoo> But I don't wanna
53:00 <b1rd> i have DSM manuals
53:00 <moohoo> Can't get it
53:00 <b1rd> we study up first
53:00 <b1rd> k
53:00 <moohoo> DSM?
53:00 <b1rd> psych list of disorders
53:00 <moohoo> Spermish is just jealous
53:00 <b1rd> and if they dont wanna diagnose ya, ill come into the hospital and STANDOVER doctors
53:00 <b1rd> he is!
53:00 <b1rd> sperm is greeeeen as fuck
53:00 <b1rd> not smart as us
54:00 <b1rd> you'll be top dog in hospital
54:00 <b1rd> i'll keep you funded
54:00 <b1rd> you run SMOKE racket
54:00 <b1rd> coz all the scummers run out
54:00 <b1rd> so you open cigi shop
54:00 <b1rd> lol
54:00 <b1rd> like in prison
54:00 <b1rd> same shit
54:00 <moohoo> Done...done and done
54:00 <b1rd> you'll love it man
55:00 <b1rd> i spent nearly 8 weeks in
55:00 <b1rd> best time of my life
55:00 <moohoo> I'll be trippin 
55:00 <b1rd> yer man
55:00 <b1rd> ill watch ya back tho
55:00 <b1rd> dw
55:00 <moohoo> Can u get some
55:00 <moohoo> How much will I neef
55:00 <b1rd> yer
55:00 <moohoo> D
55:00 <b1rd> maybe dose and a half
55:00 <b1rd> or two
55:00 <b1rd> nar dose and a bit
55:00 <b1rd> if quality, all u will need
55:00 <b1rd> we plan first tho
56:00 <b1rd> lots of strategy
56:00 <b1rd> suss out which nurses are nice
56:00 <b1rd> get them onside before we go ahead with it
56:00 <b1rd> touch base at least.
56:00 <b1rd> ;-]
56:00 <Skirmish> Lisa: Do you have them on ignore? 
57:00 <lisa> yessir
57:00 <moohoo> I will drink in hospital
57:00 <moohoo> And steal soaps and towels
57:00 <b1rd> yes
57:00 <b1rd> YES!
57:00 <Skirmish> I guess since it's a no ban channel you can't do anything else about them raving on with their nonsense. 
57:00 <moohoo> To bring back to boarding home
58:00 <b1rd> yepp
58:00 <b1rd> we'll rob everything we can
58:00 <lisa> yeah if it was up to me they'd be booted....but it's not
58:00 <moohoo> Ignore me then spermicide
58:00 <b1rd> get in the medicine room
58:00 <b1rd> fkn rob it all
58:00 <b1rd> sell it
58:00 <b1rd> yer sperm
58:00 <moohoo> Well its none of your concern lisa
58:00 <b1rd> yer lisa
58:00 <b1rd> faggot
58:00 <moohoo> Just leave us alone
58:00 <b1rd> yer lisa ya fucking drunk shlut
59:00 <b1rd> fkn playing all, ahhhh ahhh bad men, im leaving
59:00 <moohoo> I will take band AIDS and mercurochrome
59:00 <b1rd> but then you get on the piss last night
59:00 <b1rd> fuckin lisa 
59:00 <b1rd> yes
59:00 <b1rd> pump da tunes
59:00 <moohoo> In the ICU
59:00 <b1rd> steal those machines
59:00 <moohoo> Get cunts peakin
59:00 <b1rd> worth millions
59:00 <b1rd> LOLOL
00:00 <b1rd> LOL
00:00 <moohoo> Take all the life support machines
00:00 <moohoo> Ct
00:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
00:00 <b1rd> yes lets!
00:00 <b1rd> chuck in me van
00:00 <b1rd> few tie downs
00:00 <b1rd> off to cashies
00:00 <b1rd> LLOOL
00:00 <moohoo> Take others lunches
00:00 <b1rd> yes!
00:00 <b1rd> standover
00:00 <moohoo> Tip coffee on ppl
00:00 <b1rd> rofffle
00:00 <b1rd> yep
01:00 <moohoo> Lift up their gowns 
01:00 <moohoo> Wooohooo
01:00 <Skirmish> lisa: It is kind of funny watching them go on though. It's like a down syndrome cheech and chong with no weed involved. 
01:00 <b1rd> roam the other hospital wards
01:00 <b1rd> walk through middle of hallways
01:00 <b1rd> pushing surgeons outta da way
01:00 <b1rd> Skirmish, i did this...
01:00 <b1rd> real life stories
01:00 <b1rd> true hey moohoo ?
01:00 <Skirmish> Nothing to be proud of if you did. 
01:00 <b1rd> LOL cheech
01:00 <moohoo> True that
01:00 <lisa> nah it's just tragic. they think they're different but they're just two more trolls like the other 39048920. they're all the same.
01:00 <b1rd> no it is something to be proud of
01:00 <moohoo> Lol @ cheech
01:00 <b1rd> coz im smart enough to game your systems
02:00 <b1rd> spermish
02:00 <b1rd> ya fucking faggot cunt
02:00 <moohoo> He is on good DSP now
02:00 <b1rd> yes
02:00 <moohoo> Good job son
02:00 <b1rd> 4 lyfe
02:00 <b1rd> my life story like this
02:00 <b1rd> 15 get youff allowance
02:00 <moohoo> Skirmish jealous he gotta work aaahahaha
02:00 <Skirmish> It's a sad life story. I feel sorry for b1rd. 
02:00 <b1rd> 21 upgrade to DSP
02:00 <b1rd> still on!
02:00 <b1rd> lol
02:00 <b1rd> fuck off sperm
03:00 <b1rd> you're jealous of my life of luxury
03:00 <b1rd> fighting fucking and fucking up
03:00 <moohoo> He's here just like u sperm.. now get to work n pay mine n b1rds pension 
03:00 <Skirmish> 'How I succeeded in life by drugging myself to get mad DSP'  There's a book you will never see written. 
03:00 <moohoo> Run along pelican
03:00 <b1rd> yes
03:00 <b1rd> Skirmish, where you work son, i'm calling your fucking employer
03:00 <b1rd> lazy fuck
03:00 <b1rd> ROFFFFL
03:00 <b1rd> sperm
03:00 <moohoo> I know he's always on here
03:00 <b1rd> secret knowledge Skirmish 
03:00 <lisa> yup, something to be proud of eh
03:00 <Skirmish> 'How I lived a life on the poverty line and thought I was cool for doing it' Another book title you won't see anywhere. 
03:00 <b1rd> no boooks on the topic
04:00 <b1rd> we are HARD MEN Skirmish 
04:00 <moohoo> We run the DSP
04:00 <b1rd> we'd fucking rape you a new asshole in 3 nano seconds
04:00 <b1rd> yes
04:00 <b1rd> ONLY WE DECIDE WHO GETS ON DSP
04:00 <moohoo> Lol man
04:00 <b1rd> now pay my fucking taxes Skirmish 
04:00 <b1rd> ya fucking parasite
04:00 <b1rd> maggot dog
04:00 <moohoo> Lololololol
04:00 <b1rd> fuck he's a garden variety worm
05:00 <b1rd> high school > uni > government job
05:00 <b1rd> that is sperm
05:00 <b1rd> FAGGOT
05:00 <b1rd> LOSER 101
05:00 <moohoo> I got a new job at walker and turner b1rd
05:00 <b1rd> brb id better get my pants on
05:00 <b1rd> LOL
05:00 <b1rd> oh yer
05:00 <b1rd> sick man
05:00 <moohoo> Walk up the street n turn the corner
05:00 <Glenn> Keep it up, and you'll get the boot from here too! <*evil smile*>
05:00 <b1rd> love being naked all day burning gas to keep warm
05:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOL
05:00 <b1rd> props moohoo 
05:00 <moohoo> Shut up bish
05:00 <b1rd> LOL WALKER AND TURNER
06:00 <moohoo> I'm naked too
06:00 <b1rd> Glenn,  your evil smile is like my happy smile
06:00 <moohoo> Heater on
06:00 <b1rd> yer love wasting resources and taxes
06:00 <moohoo> Electric
06:00 <b1rd> i got the fucking electric and gas on
06:00 <b1rd> LOL
06:00 <moohoo> I love this shit bro
06:00 <b1rd> get DSP discount
06:00 <b1rd> yerrr man
06:00 <b1rd> might put the aircon on too
06:00 <moohoo> Im also stealing wifi
06:00 <b1rd> balance it out lol
06:00 <b1rd> ROFFFL
06:00 <moohoo> Its great
06:00 <b1rd> gangster
06:00 <b1rd> WE GOTTTT DA LYFE
06:00 <b1rd> Skirmish is maddd jealous
07:00 <moohoo> Hacked this old farts password hehe
07:00 <b1rd> LOL
07:00 <b1rd> hahahah 
07:00 <b1rd> respect
07:00 <b1rd> print CP on his open printer
07:00 <moohoo> If he says anything I'll just take his laptop as punushment
07:00 <moohoo> I
07:00 <b1rd> yes
07:00 <b1rd> pistol whip the saggy old fuck
07:00 <moohoo> 1 week
07:00 <b1rd> take his goods
07:00 <b1rd> change his router passwd
08:00 <b1rd> upgrade his plan
08:00 <b1rd> ROFFFL
08:00 <moohoo> I already stole his smokes and food
08:00 <moohoo> Yay me
08:00 <b1rd> good work
08:00 <b1rd> this is the way of the Jedi
08:00 <moohoo> Next will be his dressing gown
08:00 <b1rd> and slippers
08:00 <b1rd> go do a hit in em
08:00 <b1rd> then burn
08:00 <b1rd> LLLOL
08:00 <moohoo> But will have to wash the skiddie
08:00 <b1rd> ROFL yes
08:00 <b1rd> dress up as grampa to do hit
09:00 <moohoo> I might get a crackwhore in here soon
09:00 <b1rd> pull out shotty
09:00 <b1rd> should a
09:00 <moohoo> Get blazed n run amok
09:00 <b1rd> yes
09:00 <b1rd> services!
09:00 <moohoo> I'll be pullin shorty out first
09:00 <b1rd> get da houze in order
09:00 <b1rd> get sawn off shotgun
09:00 <b1rd> box of shells
09:00 <b1rd> go rampage
09:00 <moohoo> I'll run the show
10:00 <b1rd> first your place, then entire dandy
10:00 <moohoo> I put the caretaker in his place this morning
10:00 <b1rd> oh good
10:00 <b1rd> what his beef
10:00 <moohoo> He started cleaning 4 30
10:00 <b1rd> smart cun
10:00 <moohoo> I told him to stop
10:00 <b1rd> stick the broom up his arse
10:00 <b1rd> no respect a
10:00 <b1rd> not even hardworking b1rd wakes till 5 am
10:00 <moohoo> He asked why and I said I need my 8 hours
10:00 <b1rd> jesus fkn christ
10:00 <moohoo> He shit bricks
10:00 <b1rd> yepp
11:00 <b1rd> fkn prick a
11:00 <b1rd> if he do it again, broom up his arse
11:00 <b1rd> prepare lube
11:00 <moohoo> Now he's avoiding me
11:00 <b1rd> ky 
11:00 <b1rd> excellent
11:00 <b1rd> fear
11:00 <b1rd> what a worm
11:00 <moohoo> Yeah he bring his brother to calm me down before
11:00 <b1rd> stare him down everytime u see him now
11:00 <b1rd> smack him?
12:00 <b1rd> ill belt his brother a
12:00 <b1rd> what a weak dog tho
12:00 <moohoo> His brother is a skinny little worm with tatts I said to him you think ya so fucking tough with ya shit tatts font ya
12:00 <b1rd> getting someone else coz he scared
12:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
12:00 <b1rd> i got no tatts ay
12:00 <b1rd> only scar's
12:00 <b1rd> all over me
12:00 <b1rd> might get tatts if i live long enough tho
13:00 <b1rd> face and neck and head first
13:00 <b1rd> body tatts are for faggots too scared to live the life
13:00 <moohoo> I was sitting out front before drinking beer and caretaker came out saw me and quickly went back in
13:00 <b1rd> HAHA
13:00 <b1rd> weak dog
13:00 <moohoo> He's weak
13:00 <b1rd> stare him down
13:00 <b1rd> death stare
13:00 <b1rd> every time from now on
13:00 <b1rd> that'll remind him
13:00 <moohoo> I wanna punch him in the glasses
13:00 <b1rd> should
13:00 <b1rd> straight right 
13:00 <b1rd> smack
13:00 <moohoo> I'll get kicked tho
14:00 <b1rd> ill do it
14:00 <b1rd> easy 
14:00 <b1rd> cant pin it on u
14:00 <b1rd> ?
14:00 <moohoo> I'll get him if he gets smart
14:00 <b1rd> kool bro, jus say the word tho
14:00 <b1rd> ill be over quick smart
14:00 <b1rd> ill give u me digits bro
14:00 <b1rd> any time day or night
14:00 <moohoo> Just coz he works he thinks he can do cleaning early n shit money hungry dog
14:00 <b1rd> hol. up nigs
14:00 <b1rd> get me number
15:00 <b1rd> ill put in channel for Skirmish   too
15:00 <moohoo> I got this man
15:00 <b1rd> if he wants a fucking go
15:00 <b1rd> just incase man
15:00 <moohoo> True true
15:00 <b1rd> i could get there in old blue car quick
15:00 <b1rd> fkn 15 minutes
15:00 <b1rd> freeway
15:00 <b1rd> plates off
15:00 <moohoo> U in tulla?
15:00 <b1rd> yer man
16:00 <Skirmish> yeah sure. Put your number here in channel. I will keep it for when I have time between drinking window cleaner and licking batteries. Oh wait ... I'm not you. 
16:00 <moohoo> I stole a clubby like a week ago
16:00 <b1rd> i have no fear Skirmish 
16:00 <BlackDevil> President Trump falsely claimed he had the biggest electoral win since Reagan — and the press called him out
16:00 <b1rd> ill fucking knife you in the neck soon as look at ya
16:00 <moohoo> Thrashed it
16:00 <lisa> lol
16:00 <b1rd> 0432 428 441 bro
16:00 <b1rd> any time 
16:00 <Skirmish> You have nothing to lose b1rd. That is why you have no fear. You have no life beyond this. Of course you have no fear. The only thing that can ruin your life is a ban. 
16:00 <b1rd> u in shit
16:00 <b1rd> im a god Skirmish 
17:00 <b1rd> fucking call in airstrike 
17:00 <moohoo> Skirmish stay out of this
17:00 <b1rd> i have a mad life Skirmish 
17:00 <b1rd> always have had
17:00 <b1rd> better than ever today
17:00 <moohoo> He has sperm
17:00 <b1rd> his body is so full of sperm he look like balloon
17:00 <b1rd> coz his wife wont fuck
17:00 <b1rd> LOL
17:00 <b1rd> poor kun
17:00 <Skirmish> You have no life mate. THIS ... is your life. Deny it. Protest anyone that suggests it all you like. The reality does not change. 
17:00 <b1rd> off you go Skirmish 
18:00 <moohoo> Why is this fgt so jealous of ya ??
18:00 <b1rd> aren't you in paid employment Skirmish ?
18:00 <b1rd> coz he got a nazi of a wife
18:00 <b1rd> who wont fuck
18:00 <b1rd> lol
18:00 <b1rd> shit job
18:00 <b1rd> hates himself
18:00 <moohoo> Lolololololol
18:00 <b1rd> so gets on net to bait ppl
18:00 <moohoo> Shit cunt
18:00 <b1rd> yeh
18:00 <b1rd> someone will off him
18:00 <moohoo> Should join us on DSP
18:00 <b1rd> he should!
18:00 <moohoo> Relax a lil
18:00 <Lumeah3> Bait anyone 
18:00 <b1rd> yer chill sperm
18:00 <b1rd> ya fkn parasite maggot
18:00 <b1rd> get a black dog up ya
19:00 <b1rd> ok getting dressed now
19:00 <moohoo> Sperm baited us
19:00 <b1rd> back in two fucks of ya mum
19:00 <b1rd> he'll pay tho
19:00 <Skirmish> tozza: When does this become serious abuse and worthy of a ban? 
19:00 <b1rd> dearly
19:00 <moohoo> I went back to bed
19:00 <b1rd> was hard to Pull myself outta bed a
19:00 <b1rd> this morning
19:00 <moohoo> Necked 6 cans 6 bongs 4 ciggies n some chops 
19:00 <b1rd> sick bro
19:00 <b1rd> breakfast
20:00 <b1rd> haha
20:00 <b1rd> breakfast of a true warrior
20:00 <b1rd> gunna go bottle o soon
20:00 <moohoo> tozza: doesn't care about your gayity
20:00 <b1rd> keen as fuck
20:00 <b1rd> tozza, ignore works wonders for spermish
20:00 <moohoo> I have 12 cans for now
20:00 <Skirmish> Is this the new #melbourne tozza? These two numties ranting all day whilst abusing other users and their families?
20:00 <moohoo> Gonna start in the kitchen
21:00 <moohoo> Not allowed to drink in there but I do
21:00 <moohoo> I don't follow common man law
21:00 <moohoo> I didn't abuse your family spermy
22:00 <moohoo> Ignore us you crackerjack
22:00 <b1rd> ahh dressed
22:00 <b1rd> finally
22:00 <moohoo> Aahhh lovely days
22:00 <moohoo> Shower?
23:00 <b1rd> Skirmish, we RUN MELBOURNE
23:00 <b1rd> lad
23:00 <b1rd> the place and the channel
23:00 <b1rd> you fuck with us you gone
23:00 <b1rd> we been given the red light
23:00 <moohoo> We run the joint 
23:00 <b1rd> to deal. with. u. Skirmish 
23:00 <Lumeah3> ;) 
23:00 <b1rd> RED LIGHT MATE
23:00 <moohoo> Green light
23:00 <b1rd> sorta
23:00 <moohoo> Lmao
23:00 <b1rd> but officially is red light
23:00 <b1rd> i show u later man
23:00 <b1rd> we go war
23:00 <b1rd> apex
23:00 <b1rd> Skirmish, 
24:00 <b1rd> all of the filth
24:00 <moohoo> Skirmish how's your Arse?
24:00 <b1rd> easter mate
24:00 <b1rd> go war
24:00 <b1rd> christmas, big war on
24:00 <b1rd> clean right up mate
24:00 <b1rd> morning Lumeah3 
24:00 <b1rd> :D
24:00 <moohoo> B1rd should come over here mate I'll show ya round
24:00 <b1rd> hell yeahh
24:00 <moohoo> Show ya how the heavies roll
24:00 <b1rd> yeh bro
25:00 <b1rd> HEAVIES
25:00 <moohoo> Its pretty good here
25:00 <moohoo> Lmao
25:00 <b1rd> excellent
25:00 <b1rd> keen as fuck
25:00 <moohoo> YeH these cunts I live with are suck cunts 
25:00 <moohoo> Only a few fags
25:00 <b1rd> yeh
25:00 <moohoo> Like sperm
25:00 <b1rd> total faggots
25:00 <moohoo> Yeah
26:00 <b1rd> no threat whatsoever
26:00 <b1rd> yes
26:00 <moohoo> But some good knickabouts
26:00 <moohoo> Knock
26:00 <b1rd> we make notes of the mungrels
26:00 <moohoo> YeH
26:00 <b1rd> :D
26:00 <b1rd> should a
26:00 <b1rd> arvo u around?
26:00 <b1rd> late arvo
28:00 <b1rd> hey Skirmish 
28:00 <b1rd> we start fanclub for you mate
28:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOLOLOL
30:00 <moohoo> Lmao ahahaahha
30:00 <moohoo> Spermish spermish spermish
30:00 <Lumeah3> `topic
30:00 <moohoo> Sperm the worm
30:00 <b1rd> lulz
31:00 <Lumeah3> :p
31:00 <moohoo> `topic
31:00 <b1rd> wife beater extroadinaire
31:00 <moohoo> Lmfao
31:00 <Lumeah3> Must be
32:00 <b1rd> 4 sure
32:00 <b1rd> such a low worm he is
32:00 <b1rd> step on him a
32:00 <b1rd> lol
32:00 <Lumeah3> Yip 
32:00 <moohoo> Lmfaobro
32:00 <b1rd> we got his pic a
32:00 <b1rd> that could feature in topic
32:00 <Lumeah3> Skirmish's wifes glory Hole. Lol
33:00 <b1rd> lulz
33:00 <b1rd> hot in here now, turning on aircon lol
33:00 <Lumeah3> Hehe
33:00 <Lumeah3> Ok
33:00 <b1rd> lolol
33:00 <Skirmish> lol and now Lumeah wants to attack my wife as well. Classy. 
33:00 <b1rd> nar we feel sorry for her
33:00 <b1rd> its you thats the shit
33:00 <moohoo> She has class my lumeah
33:00 <Lumeah3> Yeah i Pitt her
34:00 <moohoo> Lol glory hole
34:00 <moohoo> Ahahahahahahah
34:00 <b1rd> should get some wimminz groups to rescue her from you
34:00 <b1rd> some hard lezzo's
34:00 <b1rd> to whack your arse out the door sperm
34:00 <b1rd> i'll arrange 
34:00 <Lumeah3> `topic 
34:00 <moohoo> Yeah lolz
35:00 <moohoo> `topic
36:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLL
36:00 <b1rd> <moohoo> She has class my lumeah   <--- indeed
37:00 <moohoo> Hehehe
37:00 <moohoo> Very sorry sperm
37:00 <moohoo> You sad little vermin
38:00 <moohoo> What's for lunch hmmmm
38:00 <moohoo> What ya buying me today skirmish?
39:00 <b1rd> Skirmish for lunch
39:00 <b1rd> bite his fkn head off
39:00 <b1rd> lololol
39:00 <b1rd> rofffl
39:00 <moohoo> I'll make sure I don't waste your tax dollars
39:00 <b1rd> yer what u buy me today too
39:00 <b1rd> yes!
39:00 <moohoo> Lol
39:00 <b1rd> lolololol
39:00 <b1rd> BACK TO WORK Skirmish 
39:00 <moohoo> You bought me beer already
39:00 <b1rd> haha 
39:00 <moohoo> Thanking you skirm
39:00 <b1rd> yes thankyou Skirmish 
39:00 <b1rd> for tax dollars
39:00 <b1rd> fkn faggot
40:00 <b1rd> LOL
40:00 <moohoo> Pls keep working your doing a great job
40:00 <b1rd> yes
40:00 <b1rd> sincerely, thankyou Skirmish 
40:00 <b1rd> don't quit mate
40:00 <moohoo> Keep the piss flowing bro
40:00 <b1rd> hahahah
40:00 <b1rd> buy a slab soon
40:00 <b1rd> thanks sperm
40:00 <moohoo> And the smoke twirling
40:00 <b1rd> hahah
40:00 <moohoo> Lols
40:00 <b1rd> he's CUT
41:00 <b1rd> brb dog chewing my leg off
41:00 <moohoo> Without skirmish I'd be on the streets thank you skirmish
41:00 <b1rd> buy him some premium dog food a Skirmish 
41:00 <b1rd> thanks mate
41:00 <b1rd> 40 bucks a bag
41:00 <b1rd> tar mate
41:00 <b1rd> lol
41:00 <moohoo> I think we have been ignored
41:00 <b1rd> yes!
41:00 <b1rd> we win
41:00 <b1rd> game over for Skirmish 
41:00 <moohoo> Lol dog food ahahaha thanks skirmush
41:00 <b1rd> he concedes DEFEAT
42:00 <moohoo> U funny cunt d
42:00 <b1rd> :p
42:00 <b1rd> u too man
42:00 <moohoo> Prem dog food
42:00 <b1rd> lol yer
42:00 <moohoo> Aahahahahahahaha
42:00 <Skirmish> You know you're poor when you think premium dog food costs $40. 
42:00 <b1rd> fkn gangster of a dog
42:00 <b1rd> he took out a pitbull
42:00 <moohoo> Wooooiihooooo on DSP AHAHAHAHAHA
42:00 <b1rd> i got pics
42:00 <b1rd> ROFFFL Skirmish 
42:00 <b1rd> sydney price mate
42:00 <b1rd> melbourne we get good price
42:00 <b1rd> faggot
42:00 <b1rd> thanks though
42:00 <moohoo> Fark
42:00 <b1rd> appreciate it
42:00 <b1rd> lol
42:00 <moohoo> 1 bag pf?
42:00 <b1rd> yer small bag
43:00 <b1rd> ROYAL FKN KANINE
43:00 <b1rd> premo
43:00 <b1rd> thanks sperm
43:00 <b1rd> bet he feeds his dog sperm instead
43:00 <b1rd> lol
43:00 <moohoo> Your dog is eating better than Skirmish lol
43:00 <b1rd> and tampons
43:00 <moohoo> Ahahahahahah
43:00 <b1rd> ROFFFFL
43:00 <b1rd> HAHAHHAHHAH
43:00 <b1rd> true
43:00 <b1rd> eats better than Skirmish 
43:00 <b1rd> ill let him attack builders brb
43:00 <b1rd> he angry!
43:00 <b1rd> built like a tank
43:00 <moohoo> Bring him here
43:00 <b1rd> yer man
43:00 <b1rd> lol 
43:00 <b1rd> he loves a blue
44:00 <b1rd> small dog
44:00 <moohoo> Cunts building NExt door too
44:00 <b1rd> but can jump and bite balls
44:00 <b1rd> of muds
44:00 <b1rd> i have specifically trained him to be racist
44:00 <b1rd> we drive round
44:00 <moohoo> Keep working tho boys I need me pensh
44:00 <b1rd> i see a mud... attack
44:00 <b1rd> now its 2nd nature
44:00 <b1rd> lol yes
44:00 <moohoo> Does he bite them
44:00 <moohoo> Only muds
45:00 <b1rd> yep
45:00 <b1rd> all the time
45:00 <b1rd> on balls
45:00 <moohoo> Would he bite skirmish?
45:00 <b1rd> i can command him to attack others tho
45:00 <b1rd> yes
45:00 <b1rd> he'd smell his pussy
45:00 <b1rd> and go for it
45:00 <moohoo> Lmao
45:00 <b1rd> might rape him tho
45:00 <Skirmish> Buys his dog food that's full of grains. Poor dog. 
45:00 <b1rd> if my dog smell a man, he attack
45:00 <b1rd> if girl, root
45:00 <b1rd> and bite a bit
45:00 <b1rd> he's kinky
45:00 <moohoo> Better than meat sperm
45:00 <b1rd> rofl so he googles
45:00 <b1rd> pisser
45:00 <b1rd> he gets steak too
46:00 <b1rd> for good work done, after a kill
46:00 <moohoo> Tbone
46:00 <b1rd> yeppers
46:00 <moohoo> Paid for by skirm
46:00 <moohoo> Hahah
46:00 <b1rd> yes!
46:00 <b1rd> hahahhahahahhahhha
46:00 <moohoo> In full
46:00 <moohoo> Give him chicken necks bro
46:00 <b1rd> LOLLLL
46:00 <b1rd> yer
46:00 <b1rd> he loves em
46:00 <moohoo> Shmackos
47:00 <b1rd> yer man
47:00 <b1rd> he gobble anything
47:00 <b1rd> such a machine
47:00 <moohoo> Skirmish can't afford a dog
47:00 <b1rd> the pitbull bit him in the neck
47:00 <b1rd> so i fkn hammered the pitty
47:00 <b1rd> and then my dog got him
47:00 <b1rd> teamwork
47:00 <b1rd> lol yep
47:00 <moohoo> Good
47:00 <b1rd> he is a dog 
47:00 <b1rd> Skirmish = informant
47:00 <b1rd> lol
47:00 <moohoo> Lmao
48:00 <b1rd> was POUNDING the pit
48:00 <b1rd> he wouldnt fire up
48:00 <moohoo> I bettwr get up soon
48:00 <b1rd> stupid mut
48:00 <b1rd> but eventually he started biting me in knees
48:00 <b1rd> and elbow area
48:00 <b1rd> as should do
48:00 <b1rd> lol
48:00 <moohoo> Cruel
48:00 <b1rd> nar i hate pitties
48:00 <moohoo> Yeah me too
48:00 <b1rd> lolol
48:00 <b1rd> monsters
48:00 <moohoo> Narr
49:00 <b1rd> hardly fair fight
49:00 <moohoo> Yeah
49:00 <b1rd> between jack russell and pit lol
49:00 <b1rd> killed the owner tho
49:00 <b1rd> just last year
49:00 <moohoo> U got jack?
49:00 <b1rd> my dog tracked him
49:00 <b1rd> to the pitties house
49:00 <b1rd> yer 
49:00 <moohoo> Lmfao
49:00 <b1rd> so fkn spooked em, found where they work
49:00 <b1rd> offed the cunt
49:00 <b1rd> lol
49:00 <moohoo> Lol
49:00 <moohoo> Travis
49:00 <b1rd> he deserve it for not handling his dog properly
50:00 <b1rd> was a mud too
50:00 <b1rd> lol
50:00 <moohoo> What's ya dogs name
50:00 <b1rd> props
50:00 <b1rd> im like, oi props bro
50:00 <moohoo> Props?
50:00 <b1rd> yer man
50:00 <moohoo> Whahahahahahahaahah
50:00 <b1rd> haha yer
50:00 <b1rd> im like fullprops come here bro
51:00 <b1rd> lololol
51:00 <moohoo> Fair call man
51:00 <moohoo> Lol
52:00 <b1rd> proper respects
52:00 <b1rd> lololol
52:00 <b1rd> good tracking dog
52:00 <b1rd> coz of the beagle bred into him
53:00 <moohoo> Yeah trippers
53:00 <b1rd> got mad nose
53:00 <b1rd> i easy track Skirmish down in newcastle
53:00 <b1rd> got this grapefruit to eat
53:00 <b1rd> clean me out a bit before on the piss
53:00 <b1rd> thanks Skirmish 
54:00 <moohoo> Yeah I'm about to crack one fuck it
54:00 <b1rd> yes
54:00 <moohoo> Should wait though
54:00 <b1rd> yerrr
54:00 <b1rd> tru
54:00 <b1rd> 4 pm
54:00 <moohoo> Maybe
54:00 <b1rd> start hoggin em down
54:00 <moohoo> Nar too long
54:00 <b1rd> lol 
55:00 <b1rd> lunch
55:00 <b1rd> couple
55:00 <b1rd> build up a nice drinking rhythm
55:00 <moohoo> My mate will come over and shout me food sick cunt
55:00 <moohoo> Later
55:00 <b1rd> kk
55:00 <moohoo> He bought slab yesty  too
55:00 <b1rd> sweet
55:00 <moohoo> Meann
55:00 <b1rd> ill bring a slab
55:00 <moohoo> Come over man
55:00 <b1rd> yer i will 
56:00 <b1rd> 4 sure man
56:00 <moohoo> Dandy station
56:00 <b1rd> yer alright
56:00 <moohoo> 5 mins away
56:00 <moohoo> 10
56:00 <b1rd> sick as
56:00 <b1rd> bring van or sedan
56:00 <moohoo> U know hemmings street
56:00 <b1rd> ?
56:00 <b1rd> nar but will lookup
56:00 <moohoo> Van
56:00 <b1rd> kk
56:00 <b1rd> full of tools
56:00 <moohoo> Muds everywhere
56:00 <b1rd> lol run em down
56:00 <moohoo> We skittle
57:00 <moohoo> Ok
57:00 <b1rd> german engineered diesel
57:00 <b1rd> good torque for pushing muds 
57:00 <b1rd> lol
57:00 <moohoo> Lmao
57:00 <b1rd> SPECIAL ORDER
57:00 <moohoo> Aren't u in tulla
57:00 <b1rd> only german made running gear
57:00 <b1rd> yer
57:00 <moohoo> FRk too far 
57:00 <b1rd> nar 
57:00 <b1rd> 5 bucks diesel
58:00 <moohoo> My dad used to work at caterpillar
58:00 <b1rd> ahhh yer
58:00 <b1rd> i know it
58:00 <moohoo> U near that
58:00 <b1rd> yeh
58:00 <b1rd> close
58:00 <moohoo> Used to drink at skyways hotel
58:00 <b1rd> come visit we go play in broady
58:00 <moohoo> Airport w
58:00 <b1rd> yepp
58:00 <b1rd> i know
58:00 <b1rd> on the corner there
58:00 <moohoo> Pick me up man
58:00 <b1rd> yerr 
58:00 <b1rd> will a
59:00 <b1rd> run amok in broady
59:00 <b1rd> go city
59:00 <moohoo> Or I'll jump on train get closer
59:00 <b1rd> muds everywhere
59:00 <b1rd> ill drive
59:00 <b1rd> dw
59:00 <b1rd> cheap as
59:00 <moohoo> Whatever man I'm easy
59:00 <b1rd> hit me up 
59:00 <b1rd> ill come getya
59:00 <b1rd> :D
59:00 <b1rd> either way
59:00 <moohoo> I got money off skirmish for diesel
59:00 <b1rd> haha
59:00 <moohoo> All good cuz
59:00 <b1rd> all good man
59:00 <b1rd> fulltank
59:00 <b1rd> we'll burn through it tho
00:00 <b1rd> go driving
00:00 <moohoo> Should hit up newcastle
00:00 <b1rd> yes!
00:00 <moohoo> We take your dog
00:00 <b1rd> two drivers
00:00 <b1rd> hard just me
00:00 <b1rd> u drive a bit
00:00 <b1rd> should a
00:00 <moohoo> Probs get there on a tank or two
00:00 <b1rd> seriously...
00:00 <b1rd> one tank
00:00 <b1rd> and a bit
00:00 <b1rd> yer
00:00 <moohoo> Yeah I will
00:00 <moohoo> I have no lic
00:00 <b1rd> fkn serious we will a
00:00 <b1rd> dont worry
00:00 <b1rd> clean van up
01:00 <moohoo> Sweet
01:00 <b1rd> make it look respectful
01:00 <b1rd> no cops 
01:00 <moohoo> What year?
01:00 <moohoo> Is van
01:00 <b1rd> 2014
01:00 <b1rd> think
01:00 <moohoo> Sweeto
01:00 <b1rd> will bring tools to chop up his body
01:00 <b1rd> lol
01:00 <moohoo> Bbs
01:00 <b1rd> ok bro
01:00 <moohoo> Lol
01:00 <b1rd> not fkn around a
01:00 <b1rd> gunna come see ya Skirmish 
01:00 <b1rd> m8
02:00 <b1rd> lolololololol
02:00 <b1rd> ok me too
02:00 <b1rd> few errands to run
02:00 <Skirmish> lol @ you two pov rats coming to Newcastle. 
03:00 <b1rd> see u soon pal
03:00 <b1rd> ;-]
03:00 <b1rd> pov cunts are the maddest
03:00 <b1rd> not that im pov
03:00 <b1rd> nice to pretend tho for DSP
09:00 <lisa> i think you should all put your tiny dicks away and let the grown ups talk.
11:00 <morgoth> anyone want to see the all blacks play
11:00 <morgoth> ?
11:00 <b1rd> shaving off all body hair
11:00 <b1rd> in preparation for hit on Skirm_sleep 
11:00 <b1rd> brb
12:00 <morgoth> wtf b1rd I thought you were coming for me in my sleep?
13:00 <lisa> he threatens everyone
13:00 <lisa> i wouldn't worry
13:00 <steven> haha
13:00 <lisa> such a big brave man on irc lol
17:00 <b1rd> you on my list boiii
18:00 <morgoth> lisa if you dont know, WWIII has started and its hot with nukes atm
18:00 <b1rd> brb shaving hair so no forensics
19:00 <b1rd> it is fact
19:00 <morgoth> b1rd your like watching one of those eunuchs with his dick chopped off dry humping little boys in memory
19:00 <b1rd> ;-]
21:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> sup Agent
22:00 <Agent> I'm still a sick cunt
22:00 <Agent> Just thought you'd wanna know
24:00 <lisa> morning iBiZa[Laptop]
31:00 <moohoo> Lol skirmish shit bricks b1rd 
31:00 <b1rd> yes
31:00 <b1rd> he is sleeping now so that he can be up all night crying in fear waiting for us
31:00 <b1rd> it'll do him no good tho
31:00 <b1rd> :-]
31:00 <moohoo> Lol what a stooge
31:00 <b1rd> yep
32:00 <b1rd> total fag
32:00 <b1rd> he is guilty
32:00 <b1rd> hence shitting bricks
32:00 <b1rd> should go see him a
32:00 <b1rd> rock up with beers
32:00 <moohoo> Guilty of domestic violence
32:00 <b1rd> hayyy son
32:00 <b1rd> yes
32:00 <b1rd> sort him out
32:00 <b1rd> teach him some manners
33:00 <b1rd> give him a STERN talking to
33:00 <b1rd> lol
33:00 <moohoo> I'll give him a good rodgering
33:00 <b1rd> yes!
33:00 <b1rd> drive overnight, wake him up in morning
33:00 <moohoo> That'll learn im
33:00 <b1rd> yes
34:00 <b1rd> lol
34:00 <moohoo> Bout 4 am
34:00 <b1rd> yeppers
34:00 <b1rd> LOL
34:00 <b1rd> keen
34:00 <moohoo> HELLO...SPERMISH AHAHAHAHA
34:00 <b1rd> hahhahah
34:00 <b1rd> gunna be lippy NOW MATE!?
34:00 <moohoo> Where the beers at sperm
34:00 <b1rd> probably try friend us
34:00 <b1rd> lolol
34:00 <b1rd> opens fridge
34:00 <moohoo> We raid his fridge first
34:00 <b1rd> yes
34:00 <b1rd> let ourselves in
35:00 <b1rd> feet up
35:00 <moohoo> Take all good foofd
35:00 <moohoo> Foods
35:00 <b1rd> yes
35:00 <b1rd> then give him a lecture
35:00 <b1rd> on manners and respect for women
35:00 <moohoo> Lmao
35:00 <b1rd> take his computers
35:00 <b1rd> rip his fone line out
35:00 <moohoo> Tiprat pelucan
35:00 <moohoo> Pelican
35:00 <b1rd> give him a break from da IRCz
35:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOLOL
35:00 <b1rd> he is
35:00 <b1rd> a fucking galah
35:00 <b1rd> lol
36:00 <moohoo> I'll spill his milk on his bed
36:00 <b1rd> lol
36:00 <moohoo> Fuck it
36:00 <b1rd> and say "don't cry over spilt milk sperm"
36:00 <b1rd> maybe his wife is  hot, 
36:00 <b1rd> have her for breakfast
36:00 <moohoo> Nar she's a trans
37:00 <b1rd> haha really?
37:00 <b1rd> yuck
37:00 <b1rd> lock her up then
37:00 <b1rd> while we speak to sperm
37:00 <b1rd> her/it
37:00 <moohoo> Has cock n ball scard
37:00 <b1rd> yuckkk
37:00 <b1rd> sperm you filthy animal!
37:00 <b1rd> Skirm_sleep, word up fella
37:00 <moohoo> Big hole
37:00 <b1rd> hahhahaha
37:00 <b1rd> does all his mates
37:00 <b1rd> lol
37:00 <moohoo> Where balls were
37:00 <b1rd> hahahhahah
37:00 <b1rd> pwnd
37:00 <b1rd> Skirm_sleep, is this true son?
38:00 <b1rd> mayb his fone beeping now
38:00 <b1rd> wake him
38:00 <moohoo> Not sleeping
38:00 <b1rd> Skirm_sleep, 
38:00 <b1rd> scared
38:00 <moohoo> Lolz
38:00 <b1rd> laying bricks
38:00 <b1rd> lololol
38:00 <moohoo> Aaajahahahahaj
38:00 <b1rd> ROFFFL
38:00 <moohoo> Laying a mad cable
38:00 <b1rd> lolololol
38:00 <b1rd> after we deal with sperm, we lie low for a bit
38:00 <moohoo> Someone did a shit here
38:00 <b1rd> go get some hotties
39:00 <moohoo> Its hugr
39:00 <b1rd> ROFFFFl
39:00 <b1rd> stinker
39:00 <moohoo> Won't flush down man
39:00 <b1rd> knock about sydney man
39:00 <moohoo> Massive 
39:00 <b1rd> let our presence be known
39:00 <b1rd> lolol
39:00 <b1rd> hate that
39:00 <b1rd> probably on the gear
39:00 <b1rd> constipated
39:00 <b1rd> call asscrack plumber
39:00 <moohoo> Had corn on it
39:00 <moohoo> Farkkk
39:00 <b1rd> ROFFFFL
39:00 <b1rd> yuckkkkk
39:00 <moohoo> I hate this place man
40:00 <b1rd> tru
40:00 <moohoo> Lucky I'm running the compound
40:00 <b1rd> yes
40:00 <moohoo> I'll find out who did it
40:00 <b1rd> needa be in charge
40:00 <b1rd> dispense orders
40:00 <b1rd> yes must
40:00 <b1rd> make them clean it out with their hands
40:00 <moohoo> They can get it out and break it up
40:00 <b1rd> only fair
41:00 <moohoo> And must eat 1 corn kernel or I smash
41:00 <b1rd> yes
41:00 <b1rd> teach him not to do it again
41:00 <morgoth> you giving up smack?
41:00 <b1rd> lol
41:00 <moohoo> Chew n swallow
41:00 <b1rd> off for two months
41:00 <b1rd> hahah yes
41:00 <moohoo> Morgoth mind your business peasant
41:00 <b1rd> yer pissant
42:00 <b1rd> all this shittalk make me wanna drop a shit
42:00 <moohoo> Run along oelican
42:00 <b1rd> thanks brothers
42:00 <b1rd> brb
42:00 <b1rd> dropping a pollie off at the pool
42:00 <moohoo> Let it slide bro....
42:00 <b1rd> yes
42:00 <b1rd> drown it
42:00 <b1rd> send it off to werribee
42:00 <b1rd> lol
42:00 <moohoo> Bombing battleships
42:00 <b1rd> ill take pics
42:00 <morgoth> gay
42:00 <b1rd> probably not be a big 1 tho
43:00 <b1rd> ratemypoo
43:00 <b1rd> brb
43:00 <moohoo> Send it to Newcastle with the rest of the shit
43:00 <b1rd> haha yes
43:00 <b1rd> push shit uphill
43:00 <morgoth> I like to talk about my anus with my mates
43:00 <moohoo> Rabbit pools?
43:00 <moohoo> Poos
43:00 <b1rd> dunno, will further investigate poo
43:00 <b1rd> brb bro
43:00 <b1rd> picture in 4k
43:00 <morgoth> you wouldnt believe how important I am
43:00 <b1rd> or whatever it is
43:00 <moohoo> Fuck off Gothic loser
43:00 <b1rd> lol
43:00 <morgoth> I'm the head indian
44:00 <moohoo> Head gag
44:00 <morgoth> its really cool getting your balls pulled off, you get into the in group
44:00 <moohoo> Yay
46:00 <moohoo> Poo pic bro
46:00 <morgoth> steven1 have you had an horrific accident yet?
47:00 <moohoo> Hi steven1 
47:00 <morgoth> because they are slotting you in again
47:00 <steven1> Hi
47:00 <lisa> sup steven1
47:00 <moohoo> Wtf morcock?
47:00 <steven1> nufffin much
47:00 <morgoth> bang pfweet cussssh
48:00 <morgoth> its sharia law for insults
48:00 <morgoth> will be for 1000 years
48:00 <Agent> [11:38] <+moohoo> Won't flush down man
48:00 <Agent> I went into the stall at work last week
48:00 <Agent> And there was a rock solid shit sticking up out of the water
48:00 <Agent> From the center of the bowl
49:00 <Agent> Like a fucking tower standing up in a lake
49:00 <steven> he didnt flush because that is a trophy
49:00 <Agent> It didn't flush anyway
49:00 <Agent> I tried
49:00 <Agent> So I could shit
49:00 <Agent> If I sat down the damn thing would've touch my ass
49:00 <steven> hahaa
50:00 <steven> thats hot
50:00 <Agent> Yeh I had a boner
50:00 <steven> nice colour ect?
50:00 <steven> thickness
50:00 <Agent> Yeh pretty smooth texture
50:00 <Agent> Good consistency
50:00 <steven> what about smell
50:00 <Agent> Rank
51:00 <steven> yumm
51:00 <Agent> Yeh it tasted good
51:00 <Agent> Bit crunchy
51:00 <steven> i just had a bacon and egg mcmuffin :}
51:00 <Agent> The towershit wasn't as good as mcmuffin
51:00 <Agent> Fuck now I want a mcmuffin
51:00 <Agent> But it's too late
52:00 <Agent> Fuck speaking of late I gotta go to bed
52:00 <Agent> Night cunce
53:00 <steven> keke~
53:00 <steven> night !
58:00 <b1rd> ok
58:00 <b1rd> uploading shit pic now
59:00 <Blyke> fucken 
59:00 <Blyke> morning
00:00 <b1rd> roffl
00:00 <b1rd> sup G
00:00 <Blyke> a guy i know thinks he moving in 
00:00 <Blyke> i dont have his phone number
00:00 <b1rd> smack him bro
01:00 <Blyke> he dont have mine
01:00 <b1rd> lol
01:00 <Blyke> he was on meth for 
01:00 <Blyke> ages all i know
01:00 <Blyke> fucken delusional fucks
01:00 <b1rd> lolololo
01:00 <b1rd> steal his gear
02:00 <b1rd> shoot it up while he come down
02:00 <Blyke> i dont like drugs
02:00 <Blyke> cause ppl get ideas like he does
02:00 <b1rd> goodman
03:00 <b1rd> you're doing well Blyke 
03:00 <b1rd> don't let him in ya door
03:00 <Blyke> i wont
11:00 <Blyke> think he said if i dont let him in he and his friend will kill me
11:00 <Blyke> so looks like i might have to call cops when he comes
11:00 <morgoth> ok ok, I need a ball of string and some rope
12:00 <Blyke> hi morgoth
12:00 <morgoth> hey Blyke
12:00 <Blyke> ppl try test how nice i am
12:00 <Blyke> too much
13:00 <morgoth> please, I have fallen down a well and I need a rope
13:00 <Blyke> dang
13:00 <Blyke> i go get a ladder
13:00 <morgoth> you'd need a big one
14:00 <morgoth> oh great, now its raining
14:00 <morgoth> hang on, this rain is salty
14:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLL
15:00 <b1rd> never help anyone who you don't get $ or pussy from, Blyke 
15:00 <b1rd> this is the way of the jedi
15:00 <Blyke> i dont want help anyone
15:00 <Blyke> even if i got that
15:00 <Blyke> i dont want that
15:00 <b1rd> nar 
15:00 <b1rd> payment first
15:00 <b1rd> then u 'help' em
15:00 <b1rd> but if they nasty, jus do a runner
15:00 <Blyke> nah i dont want anything i want be left alone
15:00 <b1rd> ;-]
15:00 <b1rd> cool bro
16:00 <Blyke> im a lunatic
16:00 <Blyke> but i am not drug fucked
16:00 <Blyke> i hate drugs
17:00 <Blyke> i get 2.5gig a month mobile data now
17:00 <Blyke> lol
18:00 <alisid> i fried
19:00 <Blyke> whats alisid stand for
19:00 <Blyke> its an acronym
19:00 <Blyke> come on dumb cunt
19:00 <alisid> come cunt
19:00 <alisid> come
19:00 <alisid> i will end u
19:00 <Blyke> fuck off faggot
20:00 <Blyke> not in mood for childish ppl
20:00 <b1rd> i will END you
20:00 <b1rd> lol
20:00 <Blyke> boring
20:00 <alisid> Who the fuck are you faggot?
21:00 <alisid> fuck off Blyke
21:00 <Blyke> im you
21:00 <b1rd> i FrIeD
21:00 <alisid> stupid dirty faggot
21:00 <Blyke> well u using the name i use to put music on internet
21:00 <Blyke> cause u think it has effect on me
21:00 <b1rd> LOL
21:00 <Blyke> when it doesnt
21:00 <b1rd> headfuck!
21:00 <Blyke> makes me laugh
21:00 <b1rd> your bot has AI Blyke 
21:00 <Blyke> u are flattering me
21:00 <b1rd> has taken over ya box
21:00 <Blyke> thanx
21:00 <alisid> No way, Its my name so fuck off 
22:00 <Blyke> whats it stand for then
22:00 <Blyke> dumb cunt
23:00 <Blyke> are u pullcock
23:00 <Blyke> lols
23:00 <Blyke> oh i am pullcock i get horny stalking ppl
23:00 <Blyke> rofl
24:00 <Blyke> lols
24:00 <b1rd> lololol]
24:00 <Blyke> if iam suprose to be a faggot called alisid
24:00 <Blyke> why would u want go around
24:00 <Blyke> calling yourself a faggot alisid
25:00 <Blyke> lols
25:00 <Blyke> dumb cunt
29:00 <alisid> Blyke, The closes Psychiatric Hospital to you is the one in Dandenong.. you been there before.. The Dandenong Psychiatric Hospital. Book yourself in tonight ok?
32:00 <Blyke> lol
32:00 <Blyke> u dont know shit cunt
35:00 <b1rd> you aint shit cunt
36:00 <Blyke> lol getting told i need got psych ward by a mental paient
36:00 <Blyke> rofl
36:00 <Blyke> go to
37:00 <Blyke> me and b1rd were trying have conversation
37:00 <alisid> 4 days before he gets paid.. Blyke says he doens't do drugs or says he quit or says druggies are losers... then on his payday.. he goes out and buys drugs, alcohol and smokes.. then jumps on IRC and braggs about it. 
37:00 <Blyke> till the mental paient comes along
38:00 <Blyke> lols
38:00 <Blyke> what drugs did i buy then
38:00 <Blyke> cause i havent bought drugs in over month
39:00 <b1rd> WB MAN
39:00 <b1rd> OOOPS
39:00 <b1rd> better
40:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> ta
42:00 <b1rd> yes Blyke and me was talking
42:00 <b1rd> fkup alisid  :p
43:00 <alisid> Go fuck yourself Blyke.
44:00 <b1rd> lololo
44:00 <b1rd> rough
46:00 <b1rd> me and Lumeah3 are litigating against the author of the lies promoted by Austnet News Co.
46:00 <b1rd> brb conference with legal team now
49:00 <b1rd> they're saying we should ask for three hundred grand in damages
49:00 <b1rd> thinking its worth half mill tho
50:00 <b1rd> brb
50:00 <b1rd> further talks ensue
56:00 <Blyke> lol
00:00 <b1rd> * Cannot join #sydney (You are banned).
00:00 <b1rd> lol
08:00 <Lumeah3> Congratulations 
08:00 <Lumeah3> Lol
11:00 <Blyke> Lumeah3 hi hun
16:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> who banned u
16:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> from syd
16:00 <Lumeah3> Hi chris
24:00 <partay> Lumeah3 gtfo
25:00 <partay> Ahhhh
25:00 <partay> early finish on a Friday
25:00 <partay> bless
29:00 <partay> then tozza licked it all off 
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Maybe
29:00 <Lumeah3> partay:  no. 
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I guess i didnt
30:00 <Lumeah3> Don't need u now.. Please depar
30:00 <partay> Lumeah do you have the sads ?
31:00 <tozza> i wish i finished early
31:00 <partay> you have the powa 
31:00 <partay> hi boss. headache.. im going home... seeya 
31:00 <tozza> nintendo NOW YOUR PLAYING WITH POWER
32:00 <Blyke> lol
32:00 <Blyke> 8bit
32:00 <Blyke> lols
32:00 <tozza> the best kind of bits
32:00 <partay> pink bits are the best bits 
33:00 <Blyke> nah brains
33:00 <Blyke> and kindess
33:00 <Blyke> kindness
33:00 <tozza> wow that escalated quickly
33:00 <Blyke> lols
34:00 <tozza> breaker when i speak to you
37:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> mmm
37:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> 8bit burgers
37:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> FUCKKK
37:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> i can't get internet
37:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> in my new home
37:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> best option is optus homewireless
37:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> 200gb
37:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> $80 a month
37:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> but u don't get a public IP
37:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> zzz
37:00 <tozza> wow that terrible
37:00 <partay> iBiZa you didnt think to suss that out prior ?
38:00 <partay> nbn ?/
43:00 <tozza> theres a game on ps4 called professional farmer 2017
44:00 <tozza> hughe open gameworld
44:00 <tozza> original tractors and machines
44:00 <tozza> careermode and detailed tuttorial
44:00 <tozza> dynamic groound and visual field stages
44:00 <tozza> WTF
44:00 <partay> https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16730291_1209890222393976_2307774316280819324_n.jpg?oh=9a2215f7260398ed6e55ed8531f6b99a&oe=592E6189
45:00 <tozza> lol
50:00 <partay> tozza is at the printer again
51:00 <tozza> not yet mate
51:00 <tozza> dont start till 3
52:00 <partay> arvo shift
52:00 <partay> are you the bossman ?
52:00 <tozza> nah my best mate is the shift manager actually
52:00 <tozza> makes shit complicated at times
54:00 <partay> drop a mickey in his coffee
54:00 <tozza> unsure what this mickeyt is
55:00 <partay> could be anything, some acid, a roofie, a laxitive 
55:00 <tozza> lol nah
55:00 <partay> all of the above will lessen the complication
56:00 <tozza> hopefully much isnt on 
56:00 <partay> there's always sabotage
57:00 <partay> that'll slow things down 
57:00 <Kelevra> sounds like a good night out ten years ago
57:00 <partay> yah i was speaking from experience
57:00 <tozza> sabotage = the beastie boys
58:00 <tozza> hey kelevra
59:00 <partay> afternoon Ms Kelevra 
05:00 <tozza> awww yeh
09:00 <Kelevra> afternoon partay
09:00 <Kelevra> hows the day treating you?
09:00 <Kelevra> hey tozza
10:00 <tozza> hi
12:00 <partay> excellent... now home and sipping on a beverage
12:00 <Kelevra> nice one
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Had to take a dump
14:00 <steven> any good ?
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Last nights grog i guess
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Very soft
15:00 <partay> agb
15:00 <steven> good colour ?
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Soft serve with abit of fart force behind it
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No splash back which is good
15:00 <steven> much splatter?
15:00 <Kelevra> that's truly attractive
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Umm id say about a 5% on the splat ratio
16:00 <steven> aboriginal dot painting on the bowl?
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah not this time
16:00 <steven> nice
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Looks like a bratwusrt that is defrosting in a bowl of water and has slightly decomposed
17:00 <Kelevra> sounds yum
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I wouldnt eat it
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Prob abit too spicy
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh thanks tozza
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And now ive shat i must shower brb yalll
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> My cat is a pervert
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bloody sega
19:00 <steven> kekeke
40:00 <tozza> pancakes fuck it
45:00 <tozza> luckily i made them lastnight too preheat today
50:00 <b1rd> Morning fagola
51:00 <tozza> hey b1rfd
51:00 <tozza> b1rd
51:00 <lisa> sup tozza
51:00 <b1rd> hey tossa
51:00 <b1rd> lisa, 
51:00 <tozza> lisa afternoon
52:00 <steven> lols
52:00 <b1rd> CoFfEe I FRiEd
52:00 <b1rd> :]
52:00 <b1rd> morning steven sir
52:00 <tozza> fried coffee?
52:00 <b1rd> yes
52:00 <tozza> deep fried
52:00 <b1rd> yep
52:00 <b1rd> is indeed
52:00 <b1rd> then laters, meltdown with beers
52:00 <b1rd> :-]
53:00 <b1rd> have prepared material for said meltdown ;-]
53:00 <lisa> what's with the constant +v -v
53:00 <steven> g'day cob
53:00 <b1rd> lisa, get on the turps son
53:00 <lisa> not today
53:00 <lisa> work later tonight
53:00 <b1rd> oh k
54:00 <b1rd> so turps night was last night eh
54:00 <b1rd> get with the program! is tonight actually!
54:00 <b1rd> lol
54:00 <lisa> turps night is any night i want it to be
54:00 <tozza> back at work after 2 weeks is ognna be a killer
54:00 <b1rd> bs cunt
54:00 <b1rd> WEEKENDS
54:00 <lisa> but tonight, someone's gotta save the lives
54:00 <b1rd> ONLY
54:00 <b1rd> kk
54:00 <lisa> tozza: fuckin oath it is
54:00 <tozza> bs b1rd anyday we choose :D
54:00 <b1rd> will let u off with a warning this time lisa 
55:00 <b1rd> fuck off
55:00 <b1rd> friday saturday 
55:00 <tozza> no i will not
55:00 <b1rd> sunday recover
55:00 <tozza> u give yourself poisoning?
55:00 <b1rd> rubbish
55:00 <b1rd> you must work fulltime
55:00 <b1rd> monday till friday!
55:00 <tozza> its fine too have 4 or 5 after work 
55:00 <b1rd> big DSP to pay
55:00 <lisa> i work mostly weekends
55:00 <b1rd> lol
55:00 <b1rd> nar
55:00 <b1rd> binge
55:00 <b1rd> then back to work
55:00 <lisa> better money
55:00 <b1rd> nuffin in week
56:00 <b1rd> good
56:00 <b1rd> :]
56:00 <tozza> pfft
56:00 <b1rd> gotta get this city in order
56:00 <b1rd> fkn bs work on and off
56:00 <tozza> yeh nar
56:00 <b1rd> drink too much
56:00 <lisa> i haven't drank too much in like 20 years
56:00 <b1rd> my ancestors worked 7 days
56:00 <b1rd> no fkn grog
56:00 <b1rd> pure hard work
56:00 <b1rd> 7 days, no rest
56:00 <lisa> and when do you work b1rd
56:00 <b1rd> im working now
56:00 <b1rd> keeping you lil ones in order
56:00 <b1rd> ;-]
57:00 <b1rd> fulltime troll
57:00 <lisa> exactly..
57:00 <b1rd> ok brb coffee
57:00 <lisa> so fuckup
57:00 <b1rd> no
57:00 <b1rd> this is paid work
57:00 <lisa> people that work hard need a release
57:00 <lisa> you wouldn't know
57:00 <b1rd> not true
57:00 <b1rd> whats wrong with a fuck?
57:00 <b1rd> instead of drugs
57:00 <b1rd> errr
57:00 <tozza> b1rds a communist tho
57:00 <b1rd> i am
57:00 <b1rd> old red.
57:00 <b1rd> lolol
58:00 <b1rd> hard work, good food, fucking
58:00 <lisa> b1rd the communist is about to go back on ignore
58:00 <b1rd> work again
58:00 <b1rd> hahha
58:00 <b1rd> ok i stop
58:00 <lisa> had about enough of his verbal diarrhoea for one day
58:00 <b1rd> pisser lol
58:00 <b1rd> "Uncle Old Red" da b1rd
59:00 <b1rd> don't mind communism tho
59:00 <b1rd> as long as its strictly enforced
00:00 <lisa> b1rd has your bipolar disorder been diagnosed yet
01:00 <b1rd> LOOOOOOL
01:00 <b1rd> doctors wash their hands of me
01:00 <b1rd> coz i trick em too much
01:00 <b1rd> they stooopid
03:00 <b1rd> no diagnosis fits my madness
03:00 <b1rd> haw haw haw
10:00 <Lumeah3> Lol sucked in. Lpl
10:00 <Lumeah3> :p
14:00 <b1rd> C word not tolerated in #sex
14:00 <b1rd> wtf is wrong with those teetotallers
14:00 <b1rd> LOL
14:00 <b1rd> hi Lumeah3  babes
16:00 <b1rd> good thing about not drink much, can be pissed and under legal limit!
16:00 <b1rd> two beers probably hammered
17:00 <b1rd> ....
17:00 <b1rd> if ize not get unbanned from #sydney tonight, might just have to go there physically and troll in real life
17:00 <b1rd> fuck em
17:00 <b1rd> uptight fuckers lol
17:00 <b1rd> :]
17:00 <lisa> plz do
17:00 <lisa> anywhere but here
17:00 <b1rd> will
18:00 <b1rd> yer melbourne is gay
18:00 <b1rd> you can have it lisa 
18:00 <b1rd> you be queen of mellllborn
18:00 <b1rd> had enough of yas
18:00 <b1rd> fkers
19:00 <b1rd> "dont actt like u knoww me, im not ya homie..
19:00 <b1rd> i am not ya homieee.
19:00 <b1rd> cool song boe
19:00 <b1rd> bit gay sounding but
20:00 <b1rd> wheres moohoo
21:00 <b1rd> probably having arvo sleeps
21:00 <b1rd> he'll be up soon... always is
21:00 <b1rd> go driveabouts
21:00 <lisa> so cute how gay you are for each other
23:00 <b1rd> we are!
24:00 <steven> its only gay if you tell people
24:00 <lisa> they do, all fucken day
25:00 <steven> eww what homosexuals!
25:00 <lisa> no that there's anything wrong with that
25:00 <steven> :]
26:00 <steven> im not gay... my boyfriend is
26:00 <steven> lols
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Backkk
27:00 <lisa> wb
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tenk ya
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hows thing 
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Since i been gone
28:00 <lisa> whole lotta nothin
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Well thank goodness im back then
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> How far is the commute too work
28:00 <b1rd> every man is gay
28:00 <b1rd> facts bro
29:00 <lisa> only half an hour
29:00 <lisa> used to be over an hour before sept last year :P
29:00 <lisa> but that's the price you pay for living in the sticks
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh wow
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Till u moved into that lovely joint ur in now?
30:00 <lisa> nah i've lived here for 3+ years
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ohh ok u moved jobs?
30:00 <lisa> my work opened a new hospital closer to where i live last last year though
30:00 <lisa> ya
31:00 <partay> lisa have you had to bust out the cold spoon ?
32:00 <lisa> i don't know what that means
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ye wtf lol
34:00 <partay> google will help that
34:00 <lisa> can't be arsed
35:00 <partay> lisa do you work in health ?
35:00 <b1rd> props tho
35:00 <lisa> i do
35:00 <partay> in what capacity ?
35:00 <b1rd> she puts breakers down
35:00 <b1rd> lethal injection
35:00 <lisa> i work at a 24 hr emergency vet
35:00 <b1rd> can we put breaker down lisa ?
35:00 <b1rd> he's a sick puppy! ;-]
35:00 <partay> oh ok... you wont need to bust out the cold spoon then 
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol omg
36:00 <b1rd> lol
36:00 <b1rd> yes
36:00 <b1rd> cop some sweet vials of drugs
36:00 <b1rd> LOL
36:00 <b1rd> me vet left her medicine cupboard open once, big mistake tho
37:00 <b1rd> had lotta fun in there i can tellya
37:00 <lisa> liar
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> B1rd the home wrecker lol
37:00 <lisa> we use safes
37:00 <b1rd> :-]
37:00 <b1rd> lol as if
37:00 <lisa> because of degerates
37:00 <b1rd> whose home i wreck
37:00 <b1rd> LOl lisa 
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Austnet news
37:00 <b1rd> ohh
37:00 <b1rd> link me up
37:00 <Kelevra> the dingley fun boys used to break into the local vet every weekend for ketamine
37:00 <b1rd> ?
37:00 <b1rd> love ketamine
37:00 <b1rd> yyum
37:00 <lisa> oh jesus, dingley
37:00 <Kelevra> fuck that
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Eew
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> K-hole
38:00 <b1rd> love it
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mmhmm
38:00 <Kelevra> you're fucked
38:00 <b1rd> dissociatevs
38:00 <b1rd> but i love all drugs
38:00 <b1rd> not fussy
38:00 <Kelevra> special k is shit
38:00 <b1rd> nar is good
38:00 <b1rd> calms me down
38:00 <b1rd> sorta
38:00 <b1rd> lol
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ghb 
38:00 <lisa> yeah but i'm a professional and not a degenerate junkie, so i used the drugs as intended
38:00 <lisa> i.e. not on me
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha
38:00 <b1rd> LOL 
38:00 <b1rd> lies
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Gammahydroxybutyarte
38:00 <b1rd> what happen when u have leftover rugs tho lisa 
38:00 <b1rd> shoot em up?
39:00 <Kelevra> even in my party days i never would touch ketamine
39:00 <Kelevra> it's a fkn horse tranq
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Pulls put the silver spoon?
39:00 <b1rd> yes
39:00 <lisa> it's all logged and govt regulated
39:00 <b1rd> i am HORSE
39:00 <b1rd> lolol
39:00 <lisa> to the 0.01ml
39:00 <lisa> so idiots can't misuse
39:00 <b1rd> work at a shitter vet clinic
39:00 <b1rd> bs, just dodge the dosages
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :o
39:00 <b1rd> whack the leftover lol
39:00 <lisa> ok ignore
39:00 <b1rd> lololol
39:00 <b1rd> oh no
39:00 <lisa> fuck this annoying fuck
39:00 <Kelevra> =\
39:00 <b1rd> LOL
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mmm
39:00 <b1rd> mmmmm special k
40:00 <b1rd> Mmmm mmmmmmm
40:00 <Kelevra> you're a bit of a dickhead
40:00 <Kelevra> just.. a bit.
40:00 <b1rd> yeh
40:00 <b1rd> i kno
40:00 <Kelevra> cool
40:00 <b1rd> :}
40:00 <lisa> needs a fucken gag
40:00 <b1rd> dickheading my way to the bottom
40:00 <b1rd> lol
40:00 <b1rd> nar needs a fuck
41:00 <b1rd> good hard rogering
41:00 <Kelevra> lisa you're right 
41:00 <b1rd> she is not
41:00 <b1rd> don't listen to her
41:00 <Kelevra> drugs.. fucking.. what next 
41:00 <b1rd> hrrrm
41:00 <partay> b1rd does any of that medication help with your mental illness's?
41:00 <Kelevra> I'll read whatever I want
41:00 <b1rd> i think we know the answer
41:00 <b1rd> to that
41:00 <b1rd> killing.
42:00 <b1rd> lawful
42:00 <lisa> partay: clearly not
42:00 <b1rd> drugs, fucking, killing
42:00 <Kelevra> far out, I'm so thankful you're from nsw
42:00 <b1rd> who is?
42:00 <b1rd> lol
42:00 <Kelevra> don't need anymore fuckheads in victoria
42:00 <b1rd> what medication partay 
42:00 <b1rd> i ditched it
42:00 <b1rd> LOL
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> La la la la la la
42:00 <lisa> Kelevra: how's the tooth
42:00 <b1rd> i have A. new rule with drugs... only get on the hard shit
43:00 <partay> the concoction you're obviously on 
43:00 <b1rd> nar
43:00 <b1rd> not on drugs
43:00 <b1rd> atm
43:00 <Kelevra> lisa it's been great thanks for asking, fuck I got worried the other day with the pain but bonjella helped
43:00 <lisa> i think the problem is he NEEDS to be on a concoction
43:00 <lisa> and is not
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I been through the desert on a horse with no name
43:00 <b1rd> sober and clean as fuck
43:00 <b1rd> bs lisa 
43:00 <lisa> good to hear :)
43:00 <b1rd> my doctor says otherwise
43:00 <Kelevra> :)
43:00 <partay> tozza and her sister golden hair 
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> B1rd giving us shit about having a beer after work during the week
43:00 <Kelevra> b1rd do you think you're hardcore or something?
43:00 <b1rd> lol
43:00 <lisa> because he doesn't know what work is
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Now wants too shoot k
44:00 <lisa> i recommend /ignore
44:00 <b1rd> it is a fact that the b1rd is "hardcore"
44:00 <b1rd> yer
44:00 <lisa> it improves #melbourne no end
44:00 <Kelevra> I don't think k can be shot up
44:00 <b1rd> well what else u do with drugs..
44:00 <partay> hardcore?
44:00 <b1rd> gotta blast it
44:00 <Kelevra> JKS
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahah @ lisa
44:00 <Kelevra> okay that was a bad joke
44:00 <b1rd> true lisa, glad im here
45:00 <b1rd> Melbounre secretly wnats me
45:00 <partay> b1rd you're about as hardcore Justin Beiber 
45:00 <b1rd> but im a sydney boy
45:00 <b1rd> ROFFFL
45:00 <b1rd> bs
45:00 <b1rd> that pansy cops it hard up arse
45:00 <b1rd> i give it up arse
45:00 <b1rd> corrections
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Curry night tonight woooooo
45:00 <Kelevra> I'm as hardcore as a sweet shop lollypop
45:00 <lisa> mmm curry
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh lisa :p
45:00 <b1rd> u so lame u haz to google ya flames
45:00 <b1rd> lamers lol
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Butter chicken and garlic naan
45:00 <lisa> bring me some
45:00 <Kelevra> tozza[Mobile] I'm going ot have noodle box
45:00 <Kelevra> to*
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ill be right over lisa
46:00 <b1rd> im having a good hard fuck for dinner tonight
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And nice work Kelevra 
46:00 <Kelevra> combination yummmmm
46:00 <b1rd> no food required till afterwards
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :p
46:00 <lisa> i don't end up eating on this shft
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lisa garlic naan or plain?
46:00 <lisa> leave too early and get home too late
46:00 <Kelevra> whenever I go into a noodle bar I always say 'give me the one with the most meat, any kind of seafood'
46:00 <Kelevra> LOL
46:00 <lisa> and it's too hectic there for a break
46:00 <b1rd> yes, eat after fucking or work
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Jeez :(
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Heyy matt
47:00 <lisa> i'd go plain i reckon
47:00 <lisa> to remain kissable
47:00 <matt> hi
47:00 <matt> bbl
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hhaha
47:00 <Kelevra> tozza[Mobile] get the lamb stuffed naan if they have it
47:00 <lisa> Kelevra: i say that everywhere, not just at the noodle store
47:00 <lisa> ho ho ho
47:00 <partay> Kelevra its a noodle bar.. I think you missed the point
47:00 <Kelevra> lamb and butter chicken would be awesome
47:00 <partay> if you want meat the steakhouse is over the road 
47:00 <Kelevra> partay yeah but I love meat and noodles
47:00 <lisa> more than one mammal on the plate confuses me
48:00 <Kelevra> meat, seafood and noodles and I'm there
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh ill bring a keema naan for you lisa
48:00 <b1rd> don't you faggots ever cook for yourselves?
48:00 <lisa> not if it's lamb
48:00 <b1rd> like wtf man
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dont forget chill mel
48:00 <lisa> i don't do lamb
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ok chicken
48:00 <b1rd> if you ppl lost ya jobs, you wouldn't survive
48:00 <b1rd> no shit
48:00 <Kelevra> fkn oath
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> JUST ANOTHER MANIC MONDAY
48:00 <b1rd> you'd be like, buying up takeaways nightly till you cant pay ya fucking mortgage
48:00 <Kelevra> lamb is apart of my mandatory diet intake
49:00 <b1rd> learn to cook faggots
49:00 <Kelevra> and beer
49:00 <lisa> beer yes
49:00 <Kelevra> and meats of all sorts
49:00 <partay> b1rd get a job
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> wtf b1rd
49:00 <b1rd> nup
49:00 <b1rd> fuck working
49:00 <lisa> but i haven't eaten red meat in 22 years
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its take away night at work so poo on you
49:00 <b1rd> quite happy living a life of luxury
49:00 <b1rd> heh
49:00 <b1rd> bs
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh no bs
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cheers
49:00 <b1rd> i tell u when to get takeaway
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuck off
49:00 <partay> we eat out 3 nights a week
49:00 <b1rd> communism 
49:00 <b1rd> obey or get fkd
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U red cunt
49:00 <b1rd> stupid partay 
50:00 <b1rd> you eating high sodium junk
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U aint not kim jong 
50:00 <partay> nope
50:00 <b1rd> no wonder u a fatty
50:00 <b1rd> yes
50:00 <b1rd> junk
50:00 <b1rd> msg sodium
50:00 <b1rd> sugar
50:00 <b1rd> lol
50:00 <b1rd> fat cunt
50:00 <partay> i said eat out... not get takeaway
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yet he will shoot ketamine
50:00 <b1rd> same thing
50:00 <Kelevra> omg is b1rd a ginge?
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bit wont eat sodium
50:00 <partay> no its not 
50:00 <b1rd> he is not Kelevra 
50:00 <b1rd> BLONDE
50:00 <b1rd> nazi
50:00 <Kelevra> I bet $2 you're a ginge
50:00 <lisa> tozza[Mobile]: sounds about right
50:00 <b1rd> am not
51:00 <b1rd> only allowed to pay me out about me gingerness if amelia is here
51:00 <Kelevra> R2D2
51:00 <b1rd> u dont gots permission
51:00 <b1rd> norty Kelevra 
51:00 <b1rd> will provide evidence of non rangerness
51:00 <b1rd> brb
51:00 <Kelevra> I've never had sex with a ginge but I heard they go off in the sack
51:00 <partay> b1rd you also have long greasy hir
51:00 <b1rd> they do 
51:00 <b1rd> na
51:00 <b1rd> its gone
51:00 <Kelevra> see you're a ginge
51:00 <b1rd> romper now
51:00 <b1rd> bs
51:00 <b1rd> lies
51:00 <b1rd> fake news
52:00 <b1rd> WRONG PARTAY
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sighs
52:00 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TLC - No Scrubs (Jan 31, 2014) Length: 4:09 - Category: Music - 55,164,651 views views - 317,953 likes (97.1%), 9,597 dislikes (2.9%)
52:00 <Kelevra> I loved being a ginge, it suited me very nicely
52:00 <lisa> i heard gingers have a higher incidence of schizophrenia
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey steven
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
52:00 <b1rd> LOL
52:00 <b1rd> fake news
52:00 <steven> ginger ninja
52:00 <lisa> oh fuck
52:00 <b1rd> its identify DISORDER FFS
52:00 <lisa> thanks for reminding me steven
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Unlike austnet news
52:00 <lisa> forgot to wash my scrubs
52:00 <lisa> fuck
52:00 <steven> lols
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :/
52:00 <b1rd> IM SUING AUSTNET NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
53:00 <steven> i scrub is a guy who cant get no luv from me
53:00 <steven> a
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ahh shit lisa lol
53:00 <b1rd> assholes
53:00 <b1rd> fucking call my lumeah a home wrecker
53:00 <b1rd> LOL
53:00 <b1rd> all lies
53:00 <b1rd> gunna get half mill damages at least
53:00 <b1rd> lolol
53:00 <lisa> threw em in the hamper two weeks ago all like 'won't be needing THOSE for a while!'
53:00 <Kelevra> she's apparently a huge pub crawler
53:00 <lisa> and totes forgot
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha shit
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U have time tho to wash
54:00 <lisa> yeah just
54:00 <lisa> thanks to steven
54:00 <lisa> saved my arse
54:00 <b1rd> ok upload pic of me nodding on dunny
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thanks steven
54:00 <b1rd> shows NON GINGER HAIR
54:00 <b1rd> liars
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah im good
54:00 <b1rd> calling me ginger again i sue
54:00 <Kelevra> doubtful
55:00 <Kelevra> only gingers get this mad bro
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mmhmm
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Veiny dick
55:00 <b1rd> big veins for big dick 
55:00 <b1rd> lol
55:00 <partay> school pick up time 
55:00 <b1rd> RUBBISH
55:00 <partay> hello milfs
55:00 <b1rd> ONLY A GINGER DOWNSTAIRS WHERE IT MATTERS!!
55:00 <partay> brb
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol partsy
56:00 <lisa> lol
56:00 <b1rd> http://imgur.com/a/XP16S
56:00 <b1rd> see
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im not looking
56:00 <b1rd> clearly nodding off with BLONDE HAIR
56:00 <b1rd> not cockpic
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lisa is the true cougar here
56:00 <b1rd> but will upload if u keen
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> With her scrubs and what not
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No b1rd not keen
57:00 <lisa> i'm not a cougar
57:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> Agent is zee homo
57:00 <lisa> i just play one on irc
58:00 <b1rd> lisa iz too nice 4 da irc
58:00 <b1rd> we break her in a bit
58:00 <b1rd> probably virgin too
58:00 <b1rd> :]
58:00 <b1rd> break her heart
58:00 <b1rd> then ready for rough irc
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wow
59:00 <b1rd> ?
59:00 <b1rd> lol
59:00 <b1rd> beers soon tho
00:00 <Kelevra> speaking of 'wow'
01:00 <b1rd> frow anuva dog on da barby
02:00 <b1rd> lisa is it safe to use flea treatment on humans?
02:00 <b1rd> just wondering a
03:00 <b1rd> like. in theory is ok?
03:00 <b1rd> and what dosage for 100 kilo male 
03:00 <b1rd> LOL
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He dide
09:00 <b1rd> props tho
09:00 <b1rd> fucking shit channel
09:00 <b1rd> want back in sydney
10:00 <b1rd> youse are no fun lol
11:00 <Kelevra> you're quite boring yourself
12:00 <b1rd> bullshit
12:00 <b1rd> well word the fuck up
12:00 <b1rd> and i wouldnt have to 
12:00 <b1rd> hi jessy babes
12:00 <lisa> gday Nice1
13:00 <Arbition> thought for a moment you said hi baby jesus
13:00 <Nice1> hithere lisa
13:00 <thebejai> testicles
13:00 <thebejai> hi nice1!
13:00 <Nice1> hi thebejai
13:00 <thebejai> how are ya buddy bear!
13:00 <Nice1> heh fine
13:00 <thebejai> i missed you when u ignored me the other day
14:00 <Nice1> oh well nm
24:00 <thebeejai_away> tozza sets mode +v thebejai
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yo
27:00 <partay> milf status.... delightful
28:00 <b1rd> ROFFFL
28:00 <b1rd> pansy ircers
28:00 <b1rd> they can't handle the b1rd 
28:00 <b1rd> ill teach em 
30:00 <b1rd> greetings Lumeah 
30:00 <partay> Lumeah gtfo
31:00 <steven> haha
31:00 <b1rd> be nice
31:00 <steven> thats the spirit
31:00 <b1rd> Lumeah, is my IRC wife
31:00 <b1rd> we sue u fuckers soon
31:00 <b1rd> defamation
31:00 <steven> aka homewrecker lols
31:00 <b1rd> LOOOOL
31:00 <b1rd> i got many homes
31:00 <b1rd> haw haw haw
31:00 <b1rd> home where i lie my head down boe
32:00 <b1rd> props tho steven + partay 
32:00 <steven> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwEZRPkAAu8
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> HELLO FRANK WALKER FROM NATIONAL TILES
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Next - Too Close (Nov 7, 2009) Length: 4:39 - Category: Music - 39,262,343 views views - 177,488 likes (95.9%), 7,585 dislikes (4.1%)
33:00 <partay> b1rd you are neurotic
33:00 <b1rd> DSM diagnosis number?
33:00 <b1rd> i look up
33:00 <b1rd> probably bs tho
33:00 <b1rd> i have Identity Disorder love
33:00 <b1rd> :-]
34:00 <b1rd> LOOOLLLLL
37:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> SUP
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not alot dude
38:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> IM EATING CURRY
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Might get some dim sims
38:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> and in a hurry
38:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lol
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh we getting butter chicken later
38:00 <lisa> fuck all y'all's curries
38:00 <lisa> makin me jelly
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ill bring you one lisa stress less
38:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> hunji
38:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> tozza
38:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> bring ur misses
38:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> tot he club
38:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> one night
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Whaaaaat
39:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> give u vip service
39:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> cocktails n shit
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sounds decent cheers
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Can i go on irc in your office?
40:00 <lisa> lol
42:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> yes
42:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> but i usualy connect frommy mobile
42:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> whilst sipping a cc and dry
42:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> at the bar
42:00 <lisa> canadian club
43:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> thats right
43:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> so my 75" tv came today
43:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> i can't even lift the box
43:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lol
44:00 <lisa> lol
44:00 <lisa> airtask it
44:00 <lisa> you can be like that little asian granny on the ad
44:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> man..
44:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lifting the super king matress
44:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> upstairs
44:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> was the real fkn killa
44:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> and the kunts brought me the wrong bedhead
44:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> zzz
45:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> leather sides
45:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> with velvet head
45:00 <lisa> ew
45:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> now have to wait to tuesday
45:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> for them to come fix
45:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> what uwould u rather have lisa
45:00 <lisa> god i hate when people can't do their job 
45:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> leather all over
45:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> or velvet all other
45:00 <lisa> they both sound pretty gay to me tbh
45:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lol
45:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> what u like
45:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> timber
45:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> ikea
45:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> DIY
45:00 <lisa> yeah just timber
45:00 <lisa> not ikea shite
45:00 <lisa> hardwood
45:00 <Arbition> I like ikea
45:00 <lisa> (waits for the jokes)
46:00 <Arbition> I'm not a carpenter but I was always great with lego/mechano/knex or whatever
46:00 <lisa> i liked ikea when i was in my 20s
46:00 <lisa> then it disintegrates in your 30s and you get over it
46:00 <lisa> nothing wrong with ikea for apartment living
46:00 <Arbition> if it had lasted you wouldn't be going back anyway
47:00 <lisa> well i move a bit
47:00 <lisa> so i tend not to get furniture that lasts
47:00 <lisa> don't want to have to move it, just sell it and start again
47:00 <lisa> ikea is good for that
48:00 <lisa> anyway, my houses won't pay for themselves
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ikea has good stuff now
48:00 <lisa> i'm off to work
48:00 <lisa> bye bitches
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Goodluck today
49:00 <Arbition> more like, ikea has some good stuff, some cheap and nasty stuff and it isn't always obvious when it is either
49:00 <lisa> thx
53:00 <partay> lisa mine do
53:00 <Glenn>  Good afternoon all! :)
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> My foreskin is pretty sore
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I was battin it pretty hard in the shower earlier but
54:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> carlOz
56:00 <partay> you should get circumcised
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mah i aint jewish
57:00 <partay> b!rd will do it with his teeth 
58:00 <partay> you dont need to be jewish to get cut
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No b1rd wont and i dont want to have my dick chopped at
58:00 <carlOz> sup
59:00 <partay> we're talking foreskins
59:00 <carlOz> ibiza
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh mine hurts
59:00 <partay> tozza went a bit too furious with the shower bat
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh after that power shit i had before hand
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I thought i deserved a little trear
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Treat even
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]>  I got my mind set on you
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> But its gonna take take money
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> A whole lot of spending money
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb iBiZa[Laptop] 
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wants to be home playing battletoads
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fack work
07:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> ta
07:00 <partay> MW3
08:00 <ImPhenomenal> So do you need to register usernames or has that crap option beengone for years?
09:00 <ImPhenomenal> So who is old school from in here?
10:00 <steven> im old skool
10:00 <partay> im old old skool
10:00 <partay> oz.org
10:00 <ImPhenomenal> iaint been on here for a good 15 or so years
10:00 <partay> im you need to register a nick yes
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yo phenomenal we all oldskoolers in here
12:00 <ImPhenomenal> I'm Aaron
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh u need to register a nickname 
13:00 <ImPhenomenal> I have no idea how to do that
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Otherwise u cant pm other members or use access if you have it
13:00 <partay> bottlo, butcher, and roast chicken maker 
13:00 <partay> brb
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Kk
13:00 <steven> /msg nickop register password [email protected]
15:00 <ImPhenomenal> ok done it
15:00 <ImPhenomenal> Is there a Lozza that comes on here still?
15:00 <steven> `adduser ImPhenomenal owner #melbourne
15:00 <steven> only a tossa
16:00 <steven> ;p4
16:00 <ImPhenomenal> *dodgy eyes look*
16:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> something like a phenoma
16:00 <Arbition> http://qdb.us/45629
16:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> somethinggg like a phenomaaa
16:00 <ImPhenomenal> I think Adonis used to be mates with Lozza
18:00 <ImPhenomenal> Mel, are you here?
18:00 <ImPhenomenal> ok thanks tozza
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mel who
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And np
18:00 <ImPhenomenal> i was an op on here in my day fo ronly a week or 2 lol
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha typical stats
19:00 <ImPhenomenal> Iwont say how I got it
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cant wait too clock off tonight
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol err ok
20:00 <ImPhenomenal> Anyone remember a Lozza that used to be on here? busty with red hair. pretty sure used to hang sometimes with Adonis.
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ibiza might
21:00 <ImPhenomenal> this was like late 1990's to early 2000s
23:00 <ImPhenomenal> Ah the old ping timeout
23:00 <Glenn> It was a bot.
23:00 <ImPhenomenal> hmmm Glenn another old username from 15 years ago, am I right?
24:00 <Glenn> Guilty, your worship.
24:00 <ImPhenomenal> i used to use Aaron as my username
24:00 <MrMW> its friday!!!party time!!!
24:00 <Glenn> That's vaguely familiar. Was a while ago.
25:00 <ImPhenomenal> ended up finding a lady on here,dated her, got engaged, had a daughter, then a couple years later we split. once I met her off here, i left here
25:00 <MrMW> if you want TheRons body and u think hes sexy come on baby let him know!!!
26:00 <TheRon> MrMW: think i'm in trouble
26:00 <MrMW> why!!
26:00 <TheRon> lidnsey buckingham
26:00 <ImPhenomenal> matt/matty seems familiar also.
26:00 <MrMW> holiday road
27:00 <TheRon> don't know that one
27:00 <MrMW> come on!!!
27:00 <MrMW> Chevy Chase.....Vacation
27:00 <TheRon> aussie come on
27:00 <TheRon> haven't seen much lampoons
27:00 <TheRon> more a flying high man
27:00 <MrMW> shuddupya face!
28:00 <ImPhenomenal> only lampoons worth is is around xmas time
28:00 <MrMW> dont call me Shirley
29:00 <MrMW> TheRon do u like gladiator movies?
30:00 <TheRon> not really
30:00 <MrMW> ehehehe
30:00 <TheRon> ever been in a turkish prison?
30:00 <MrMW> Flying High is one of the funniest of all time
31:00 <TheRon> styrker,stryker,stryker,stryker.....
32:00 <MrMW> i picked a bad week to give up huffing glue....
32:00 <ImPhenomenal> make sure it aint super glue lol
32:00 <TheRon> cause this one time....
32:00 <MrMW> at band camp
33:00 <TheRon> tell me lies tell me sweet little lies
33:00 <MrMW> Fleetwood time eh
34:00 <TheRon> MrMW: you up for a chaser?
34:00 <TheRon> i got some blended johnnie walker
34:00 <ImPhenomenal> Anyone else here go to massage parlors?
35:00 <TheRon> if i mention "the daily planet" what do people think of?
35:00 <ImPhenomenal> < <       > >
35:00 <ImPhenomenal> brothel in melbourne
35:00 <TheRon> WD!
35:00 <ImPhenomenal> imno brothel man, im on a budget, so massage parlors for me
36:00 <TheRon> my girlfriend caught me walking out of there in a dishevelled state, now i'm sleeping at a mates place, can't see the fairness in it myself
36:00 <ImPhenomenal> well offer her you pay for a visit for her also
37:00 <Lumeah3> Lol 
37:00 <MrMW> blended johnnie walker what?
37:00 <TheRon> black
37:00 <Arbition> ImPhenomenal: hahaha yeah that's what I was thinking too, only because my friend took me to The Antique Bar around the corner and pointed it out
37:00 <MrMW> ok..........one bottle for u and one bottle for me?
37:00 <ImPhenomenal> closest i been to a borthel is Number 100 in collingwood and Rowville CHoice
37:00 <TheRon> i got my bottle
37:00 <MrMW> i got mine
38:00 <TheRon> i'm on the beers but could go a chaser
38:00 <ImPhenomenal> but these daysim happy for a nice sensual massage and happy ending with me touching the lasswhen shesnaked. And a nice conversation
38:00 <MrMW> which beer?
38:00 <TheRon> draught
39:00 <MrMW> carlton
39:00 <ImPhenomenal> im trying to give up beer
39:00 <TheRon> it's made from beer
39:00 <MrMW> its not good when beer isnt made from beer
39:00 <TheRon> well that's right
40:00 <ImPhenomenal> Hi Bonny
40:00 <MrMW> Whitney wants to dance with somebody
40:00 <ImPhenomenal> some body who lovvess meee
41:00 <ImPhenomenal> Sooooo midnight oil
41:00 <ImPhenomenal> could have been named Southern Cross
41:00 <MrMW> the dead heart
42:00 <MrMW> oooooooooo baby do u know what thats worth
42:00 <TheRon> white man dead heart
43:00 <TheRon> MrMW: the whiskey chaser is awesome
43:00 <MrMW> is it
43:00 <MrMW> noice
44:00 <MrMW> i dont have beer so im doing whiskey chasers to vodka
44:00 <TheRon> i saw the crescent, you saw the whole of the moon
44:00 <Kelevra> sounds potent
44:00 <MrMW> u work with what youve got
45:00 <ImPhenomenal> hmmm MrMW what was your name in here many moons ago?
45:00 <MrMW> how many moons
45:00 <ImPhenomenal> 15 years ago?
45:00 <MrMW> cant remember lol
45:00 <TheRon> i saw the crescent, you saw the whole of the moon. who sings it?
45:00 <ImPhenomenal> MrWJM? or similar
45:00 <MrMW> ive been here since 1997
46:00 <MrMW> nah
46:00 <MrMW> never wjm
46:00 <MrMW> TheRon........Split Enz.......I Got You
46:00 <TheRon> nice!
47:00 <ImPhenomenal> TheWJM i think the username is I was thinking of
47:00 <MrMW> wasnt me
47:00 <TheRon> i swear
47:00 <Kelevra> Carl doesn't come on anymore
47:00 <Kelevra> hasn't in years
47:00 <ImPhenomenal> Who's carlOz?
48:00 <Kelevra> not sure
48:00 <TheRon> is there a drinking game on neighbours, everytime dr karl sleeps with someone not his wife
48:00 <Kelevra> lol
48:00 <ImPhenomenal> Kelevra is that you Mel?
48:00 <Kelevra> yeah
49:00 <Bass`Babe85> ^
49:00 <Kelevra> can't wait for dinner, noodle box ftw
49:00 <ImPhenomenal> how do I change my username
49:00 <Kelevra> what did you have
49:00 <Kelevra> type /nick (nickname)
49:00 <Kelevra> without the brackets
49:00 <ImPhenomenal> chips with chicken salt and 5 chicken strips
50:00 <TheRon> MrMW: song i haven't heard in ages, Deacon Blue - Real Gone Kid
50:00 <MrMW> i know it
50:00 <MrMW> but atm.............your so fine...lose my mind...!!!
50:00 <Kelevra> yum
51:00 <Kelevra> I have sweet chilli chicken strips in the freezer
51:00 <Kelevra> my youngest loves chilli the eldest hates it
51:00 <TheRon> chinese bbq pork
51:00 <MrMW> yum
51:00 <MrMW> chinese bbq mmmmmmmmm
52:00 <TheRon> before that, more beer
52:00 <MrMW> woot!!
52:00 <MrMW> get the jw black ready
52:00 <TheRon> i've already shotted
52:00 <MrMW> shoot em up!!
53:00 <TheRon> the taste of johnnie walker hangs around it's awesome
53:00 <MrMW> mmmmmmmmmm
53:00 <TheRon> i can't mix scotch anymore
53:00 <MrMW> i find as soon as i open the bottle half of it has evaporated....
53:00 <TheRon> has to be straight up
54:00 <TheRon> MrMW:  ted mulry - jump in my car
54:00 <Aaron> MrMW just like a packet of chips, you open it and halfisjust air!
54:00 <MrMW> yep
54:00 <Aaron> but to get more chips just scrunch them in to small chips lol
55:00 <TheRon> i wish scotch was like chips, crush the bag you get more chips
55:00 <MrMW> me too
55:00 <Aaron> what if u water it down, u get more drink
55:00 <MrMW> i want a scotch fairy that brings me bottles on demand...
56:00 <Aaron> what if poo was chocolate? would that slow our birth rate down?
57:00 <TheRon> aaron i won't dignify that with a response
57:00 <Aaron> Iwonder if VPN works in here making it look like you have a different ip address?
57:00 <Aaron> talking bout poo and chocolate, i might be finding out in a moment :(
58:00 <TheRon> laying a cable?
58:00 <Aaron> dropping my boys off at the pool?
58:00 <TheRon> number 2's?
00:00 <TheRon> kelevra, i'm out of the finals now, gonna be giving the beers a fair old crack tomorrow
01:00 <MrMW> i said...hey u........get into my car!!
01:00 <TheRon> i'm Rick James bitch
01:00 <MrMW> when the going gets tough....
02:00 <Kelevra> TheRon aww =(
02:00 <TheRon> goanna - solid rock
02:00 <MrMW> when the going gets tough....Danny Devito Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner get going....
02:00 <TheRon> jewel of the nile
02:00 <TheRon> romancing the stone
03:00 <MrMW> Jewel for that song
03:00 <Aaron> phew
03:00 <Aaron> had to flush twice, will need a shower before bed lol
03:00 <MrMW> big brown log
03:00 <Aaron> that reminds me
03:00 <TheRon> how many courics?
03:00 <Aaron> iBiZa you partake in a massage shop in the city?
03:00 <Aaron> 2 smelly 9 inches
04:00 <TheRon> so not quite Bono from U2 level
04:00 <Aaron> o
04:00 <Aaron> no
04:00 <MrMW> it is a beautiful day
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh n im
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Stuck at work
05:00 <MrMW> it is fri...not sunday bloody sunday....
05:00 <TheRon> all is quiet on new years day
06:00 <MrMW> which artist now TheRon...choose
06:00 <Aaron> So how about that canadian tennis player taking that fan on a date lol
06:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=411G4qIf6C4
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: D Generation - Five in a Row & Five More in a Row (Apr 30, 2011) Length: 8:57 - Category: Film & Animation - 12,026 views views - 97 likes (98%), 2 dislikes (2%)
08:00 <MrMW> old school stuff TheRon
08:00 <TheRon> oh yes
08:00 <MrMW> noice
08:00 <Aaron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCJ-Yb-p6UI
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chicago - You're The Inspiration (1998) (Aug 18, 2007) Length: 4:31 - Category: Music - 3,141,660 views views - 4,266 likes (95.8%), 187 dislikes (4.2%)
09:00 <MrMW> Rob Sitch!!!
09:00 <TheRon> yes!
10:00 <MrMW> legend!!
10:00 <MrMW> The Late Show
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ITS JUST A LITTLE CRUSH
11:00 <MrMW> Jane Kennedy!!
11:00 <TheRon> santo!
11:00 <MrMW> woot!!
12:00 <MrMW> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Jane Kennedy
12:00 <TheRon> jason stephens
12:00 <TheRon> MrMW: i definately would
12:00 <MrMW> thanks for that clip TheRon....thats a classic
12:00 <TheRon> dragon's coming up it's a pisser
12:00 <MrMW> i havent seen it for 25 years
13:00 <Aaron> Let the blood run free. anyone remember that? the viewers controlled whatever happened next LOL
14:00 <Aaron> just like a choose ur own adventure book. that reminds me, I might start buying them again. loved them
14:00 <MrMW> Dragon!!lol
14:00 <TheRon> mick molloy
15:00 <MrMW> ehehehe
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey iBiZa[Laptop] 
15:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> sup
15:00 <MrMW> having a good at Daryl
15:00 <MrMW> a go at Daryl
16:00 <Aaron> iBiZa is it true you run/own a massage parlour? honest question
16:00 <MrMW> Jane was so gorgeous in those days
16:00 <TheRon> see her as kate?
16:00 <TheRon> OMG
17:00 <Aaron> Kate? only Kate I liked is from Neighbours, Ashleigh Brewer.
17:00 <b1rd> Would like to sincerely apologise for my 'tude earlier.
17:00 <Aaron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bird is the Word! | Season 7 | FAMILY GUY (Oct 6, 2008) Length: 1:17 - Category: Entertainment - 83,517,350 views views - 365,994 likes (97%), 11,308 dislikes (3%)
17:00 <beagle> i would like to apologise for my turd earlier, i think i smelt out the neighbourhood
17:00 <MrMW> TheRon the next clip is classic
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not accepted b1rd
18:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> man
18:00 <b1rd> don't care 
18:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xm1n63qZSk
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Late Show - Office Christmas Party Sketch (Jan 11, 2009) Length: 5:41 - Category: Comedy - 42,747 views views - 105 likes (99.1%), 1 dislikes (0.9%)
18:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> my budgies
18:00 <TheRon> thank me later
18:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> are fat as fuck
18:00 <b1rd> fake apology anyway
18:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> omg
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha
18:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> aaRON
18:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> IS THAT U
18:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> JACKING OFF CAM
18:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> AZZA?
18:00 <b1rd> sydney can GET FKD
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> FUCK SYDNEY 
18:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> yes i do have a massage shop
18:00 <b1rd> i refuse to join sydney
18:00 <b1rd> the channel
18:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> not a brothel
18:00 <b1rd> good place tho
18:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> relaxation massage only
18:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> :)
18:00 <b1rd> lol
18:00 <b1rd> yer rite
19:00 <b1rd> thats what my wife says about her massuer
19:00 <b1rd> LOL
19:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> Aaron: Are you the same AZZA who jacked off on cam?
19:00 <Lumeah3> Hey babe 
19:00 <b1rd> wb L00PEYD0G
19:00 <TheRon> hi
19:00 <b1rd> leave join leave join
19:00 <Lumeah3> Well your welcome here 
19:00 <b1rd> hi Lumeah3 
19:00 <Lumeah3> :) 
19:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> azza
19:00 <MrMW> damn i miss the 80s and 90s TheRon
19:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> wtf
19:00 <b1rd> iBiZa[Laptop], nothing wrong with jackin off on cam
19:00 <Aaron> iBiZa what?
19:00 <TheRon> so do i
20:00 <TheRon> gotta quit living in the past
20:00 <MrMW> no!!
20:00 <Aaron> iBiZa wtf? that is disgusting
20:00 <TheRon> MrMW: did you watch the office party?
20:00 <MrMW> no
20:00 <TheRon> jane with quite a bit of cleavage
20:00 <MrMW> oh ok
20:00 <Kelevra> Aaron he has you confused with someone else i think
20:00 <MrMW> mmmmmmmmmmmmm Jane
20:00 <Aaron> I've only everhad and used a cam on my computer to skype with my daughter
20:00 <b1rd> office party rings a bell
20:00 <TheRon> exactly
21:00 <b1rd> good film tho
21:00 <b1rd> except for the fake technology 
21:00 <MrMW> i couldnt keep my eyes off Jane for all 2 seasons of the late show
21:00 <b1rd> Aaron, so you are admitting to incest
21:00 <Aaron> b1rd wtf? you are sick
22:00 <b1rd> ppl accuse u of wank cam
22:00 <b1rd> then u say
22:00 <b1rd> daughter.
22:00 <b1rd> logical conclusions will be reached
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hes a commy
22:00 <b1rd> he is!
22:00 <TheRon> MrMW: those were our young years
22:00 <Aaron> b1rd so a father can;t interact with his child like fathers do when they dont spend time with them?
22:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> Aaron: ; have u jacked off on cam
22:00 <Aaron> iBiZa no way
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wat about snapchat
22:00 <Aaron> never used it
23:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> but there is an azza
23:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> who jackedd of on cam
23:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> ain't that u
23:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lol
23:00 <Aaron> howmany times do I have to say No?
23:00 <Lumeah3> Umm. 
23:00 <Arbition> the fuck am I reading
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Named jazza forever
23:00 <Lumeah3> Alot of blokes do. 
23:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> Shazzaaaa
23:00 <Aaron> Bazza
23:00 <TheRon> Lumeah3: you like the dgen and the late show?
23:00 <Lumeah3> If they say they don't there are liers
23:00 <Lumeah3> Yeah 
24:00 <b1rd> yes
24:00 <b1rd> it is true
24:00 <b1rd> [didn't read up tho]
24:00 <b1rd> just agree with Lumeah3 coz i have to ;-]
24:00 <Lumeah3> No u don't 
25:00 <Lumeah3>  But it's nice we on same page.  :p
25:00 <Lumeah3> ;) 
25:00 <b1rd> lol
25:00 <TheRon> MrMW: scandal, patty smyth - the warrior
25:00 <b1rd> no, Queen Lumeah3 is always right
25:00 <b1rd> without EXCEPTION
25:00 <L00PEYD0G> shut the fuck up b1rd
26:00 <L00PEYD0G> im sick of your shit cunt
26:00 <beagle> type /ignore b1rd 3
26:00 <TheRon> i'm not in the mood for arseholery
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He did a fake apology earlier 
26:00 <Arbition> is shit cunt a euphemism for the anus?
26:00 <Aaron> what's this 1, 2 and 3 option at the end all mean?
26:00 <TheRon> lets just not be arseholes to eachother
27:00 <TheRon> it's easier than you think
27:00 <b1rd> LOL L00PEYD0G 
27:00 <b1rd> lippy bugger
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Shit happens but b1rd causes it
27:00 <Aaron> gunna shower in just over 30 mins to wipemy bum clean with a face washer
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> B1rd shit
28:00 <TheRon> shit hapens, sometimes
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Assholes cause it
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im at work so shift happens
28:00 <TheRon> arseholes shit all over everything
28:00 <Aaron> I'm up ship creek
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Shots please
30:00 <TheRon> i'd so love some johnnie blue right now\
31:00 <TheRon> some nights i goto bed and dream about johnnie blue
31:00 <MrMW> i do too
31:00 <b1rd> true
32:00 <b1rd> I do cause a fucking mess.
32:00 <MrMW> im serious...i dream about scotch lol
32:00 <b1rd> can of worms that protects me tho
32:00 <b1rd> wheres mine MrMW 
32:00 <b1rd> fksake
32:00 <b1rd> only got beers
32:00 <b1rd> bastard
32:00 <TheRon> no chasers?
32:00 <b1rd> thought safe to only buy 6 pack
32:00 <b1rd> now regrets
32:00 <b1rd> wanna get MESSY
33:00 <MrMW> a 6 pack!!
33:00 <TheRon> no JW black?
33:00 <MrMW> amateur!!
33:00 <b1rd> i will command the GOOK to drive me back to murphies soon
33:00 <b1rd> nar fuck off i can hold my piss
33:00 <b1rd> just trying to BEHAVE
33:00 <TheRon> good old uncle dan's
33:00 <b1rd> stupid tho, just go all out
33:00 <b1rd> yes, top bloke
33:00 <b1rd> got time till they shut tho
33:00 <b1rd> all good
33:00 <b1rd> gook will drive me
33:00 <MrMW> i worship the god Dan Murphy
34:00 <b1rd> yes
34:00 <b1rd> except when i lost my job at smaller bottle o coz of him
34:00 <TheRon> b1rd: when were you in nam?
34:00 <b1rd> moving in on me turf
34:00 <b1rd> ROFFFL
34:00 <b1rd> not that fkn old bro
34:00 <b1rd> war stories will NOT be told.
34:00 <MrMW> ive seen Platoon 200 times
34:00 <TheRon> thought you brought one back as a souvenier
35:00 <TheRon> i love platoon
35:00 <b1rd> old movie
35:00 <MrMW> 86
35:00 <b1rd> remind me of about 1993?
35:00 <b1rd> when i seen it
35:00 <TheRon> that scene with smokey robinson
36:00 <b1rd> no, earlier yeh
36:00 <b1rd> was youngen
36:00 <TheRon> charlie sheen was a serious actor
36:00 <MrMW> yeah
37:00 <b1rd> funny how movies/music can bring back memories for me so easily
37:00 <b1rd> hate that sometimes
37:00 <TheRon> like that scene in 9 and a 1/2 weeks.......
38:00 <b1rd> that movie made every kid wanna join army
38:00 <b1rd> back in the day
38:00 <TheRon> 9 and a 1/2 weeks?
38:00 <MrMW> Ferris Bueller!!
39:00 <MrMW> 1986!!!
39:00 <MrMW> CHarlie was in it
39:00 <TheRon> top gun!
39:00 <b1rd> also good film
39:00 <Aaron> how about that movie Demi Moore was inand that hot sex scene after work LOL
39:00 <b1rd> she's fucking hot
39:00 <MrMW> youve lost that loving feeling
39:00 <TheRon> striptease?
40:00 <TheRon> disclosure?
40:00 <b1rd> all good 
40:00 <b1rd> yes recall
40:00 <b1rd> was on repeat during shitty summer tvc
40:00 <b1rd> tv. old films channel 9
40:00 <Aaron> disclosure
40:00 <b1rd> kept me going when couldnt sleep from drug withdrawals lol
40:00 <Aaron> shes in a 2017 movie Rock that body
40:00 <Aaron> sounds like shes a whore again in another movie
40:00 <MrMW> all new movies r shit
40:00 <TheRon> madonna in body full of evidence
41:00 <MrMW> mmmmmmmmmmmmm Madonna
41:00 <MrMW> is there anyone on this planet who hasnt seen Madonnas tits?
41:00 <TheRon> not at all
42:00 <TheRon> and that's a bad thing?
42:00 <MrMW> lol
42:00 <Aaron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FszdBc3e3fw
42:00 <MrMW> strike a pose!!
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Disclosure 1994 seductive scene (Nov 15, 2016) Length: 2:09 - Category: People & Blogs - 9,330 views views - 3 likes (50%), 3 dislikes (50%)
42:00 <TheRon> like a virgin, ehehehehe
43:00 <TheRon> MrMW:  angry anderson - suddenly
43:00 <MrMW> ooooer!
44:00 <TheRon> it's a real shame kylie and jason donovan didn't work out
44:00 <Aaron> on Neighbours they are still together
44:00 <TheRon> really?
44:00 <MrMW> awwwwwwwwww
44:00 <MrMW> do the locomotion!!
45:00 <Aaron> danni minogue is better but didnt both sisters have cancer?
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bbs dudes
45:00 <TheRon> just kylie
45:00 <TheRon> breast cancer
45:00 <MrMW> she got over it
46:00 <TheRon> yep
46:00 <TheRon> didn't have to lop one off
46:00 <MrMW> i love my Kylie baby
46:00 <Aaron> https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news/837909/dannii-minogues-cancer-despair/
46:00 <TheRon> angelina jolie lopped them both off, ddin't even have cancer
47:00 <TheRon> damn!
47:00 <MrMW> shes a fruitcake
47:00 <Aaron> she is back with Brad Pitt
47:00 <TheRon> i mourned those breasts
47:00 <TheRon> they were awesome
47:00 <Aaron> best ever breasts was from Simona Halep before her breast reduction. ironically her tennis improved after the operation LOL
48:00 <MrMW> i cant help being madly in love with Kylie and Jane....
48:00 <TheRon> MrMW: what about the age of reason
48:00 <MrMW> Farmhand
48:00 <Aaron> From a DD to a c cup Simona Halep
48:00 <MrMW> noice one TheRon
48:00 <TheRon> lots of bouncing in tennis
48:00 <MrMW> and grunting
49:00 <Aaron> Johnny Farnham and Olivia newton john duos were great
49:00 <TheRon> no!
49:00 <TheRon> worst duets like ever
49:00 <MrMW> i like all the bouncing and grunting in womens tennis....
49:00 <Aaron> Sharapova is back in April
49:00 <Aaron> willy nelson and dolly parton?
49:00 <MrMW> tits
50:00 <TheRon> great duet
50:00 <MrMW> tits
50:00 <MrMW> sorry anytime dolly parton is mentioned i just say tits
50:00 <MrMW> oops
50:00 <TheRon> islands in the stream
50:00 <MrMW> there i go again
52:00 <TheRon> MrMW: one link in a chain reaction
52:00 <MrMW> Farnham
53:00 <MrMW> legend
53:00 <Aaron> Islands in teh stream....
53:00 <MrMW> Private EYes....
53:00 <TheRon> i invite chicks to kareoke, they don't wanna be my dolly to my kenny
54:00 <MrMW> dammit!
54:00 <TheRon> ikr
54:00 <Aaron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiwcOaaRo1Y
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: islands in the stream (Aug 26, 2006) Length: 4:04 - Category: Music - 3,339,348 views views - 5,467 likes (95.4%), 261 dislikes (4.6%)
57:00 <b1rd> where the great breaks
01:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aWTKb83JA
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Farnham - Seemed Like a Good Idea (At the Time) (Oct 15, 2010) Length: 5:30 - Category: Music - 45,439 views views - 148 likes (98%), 3 dislikes (2%)
01:00 <TheRon> MrMW: dgen
03:00 <MrMW> oooer
03:00 <TheRon> i like to play this song at weddings
04:00 <MrMW> oooer!!!!!!!
04:00 <MrMW> more scotch
05:00 <TheRon> more beer and scotch
05:00 <MrMW> woot!!
05:00 <MrMW> Private Eyes...there watching you....
06:00 <beagle> youre a moron
06:00 <beagle> did they go yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a morrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnn
06:00 <beagle> or
06:00 <TheRon> Jane!!!
06:00 <MrMW> Jane!!!!
06:00 <MrMW> mmmmmmmmmmmm
06:00 <MrMW> get the tissues ready
06:00 <TheRon> yes jane!
07:00 <TheRon> simply ed - sunrise
07:00 <TheRon> red
08:00 <MrMW> im too sexy for my cat...
08:00 <TheRon> damn!
09:00 <MrMW> poor pussy...poor pussy cat
09:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> friday night
09:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> an IRC party
09:00 <MrMW> yes
09:00 <TheRon> that's what she said
09:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> ain't nothing like an irc partyyy
09:00 <TheRon> irc party don't stop
09:00 <MrMW> woot!!!
09:00 <MrMW> lets all get really pissed!!
10:00 <MrMW> black out drunk!!
10:00 <b1rd> yes
10:00 <b1rd> lets
10:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> it ain't an irc party
10:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> without Belle
10:00 <TheRon> MrMW: wouldn't it be good
11:00 <MrMW> Nik
11:00 <Lumeah3> U need a drip for that MrMW 
11:00 <MrMW> Kershaw
11:00 <TheRon> yes!
11:00 <MrMW> hi sexy Lumeah
11:00 <TheRon> fair piece
12:00 <Lumeah3> Hey 
12:00 <TheRon> Lumeah3: you'd be the hottest girl on the street, depending on the street
13:00 <MrMW> lol
13:00 <MrMW> i know some streets in Surry Hills....
13:00 <MrMW> some laneways...
14:00 <MrMW> anyhoo
14:00 <b1rd> scurry through surry hills
14:00 <MrMW> yes
14:00 <b1rd> be nice TheRon 
15:00 <b1rd> or smach ya lol
15:00 <TheRon> i thought i was
15:00 <MrMW> TheRon is always noice
15:00 <b1rd> well minus depending on street
15:00 <b1rd> and will be nice
15:00 <b1rd> :-]
15:00 <b1rd> good MrMW 
15:00 <b1rd> we hope it continues
15:00 <TheRon> she'd be definatley in the top 3
15:00 <MrMW> grass is always greener over there
15:00 <b1rd> yes
16:00 <Glenn> ...mmmm... I thought someone flipped the b1rd... :P
16:00 <b1rd> who a grass
16:00 <MrMW> grass
16:00 <b1rd> yes i did to a driver earlier Glenn 
16:00 <MrMW> weed
16:00 <TheRon> MrMW: you win again
16:00 <b1rd> grass / police informant
16:00 <MrMW> Bee Gees!!
16:00 <Glenn> ...ah huh...
16:00 <MrMW> i was about to do the Gees TheRon
16:00 <b1rd> props tho Glenn 
17:00 <Arbition> turbo props
17:00 <b1rd> yes
17:00 <b1rd> turbo propeller engine
17:00 <b1rd> lolol
17:00 <b1rd> brb slash
18:00 <MrMW> STayin Alive!!!
18:00 <MrMW> get up and dance!!!
19:00 <TheRon> MrMW: i always do the robin gibb in that somg
19:00 <MrMW> anyone who doesnt start dancing when STayin ALive starts playin has something seriously wrong
20:00 <TheRon> always together in electric dreams
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Phil collins 2 hearts just came on at work
20:00 <b1rd> the b1rd only dance with men lol
20:00 <b1rd> in bad way too lol
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I didnt mess up 1 lyric and blasted it
20:00 <b1rd> dance in bed tho with wimminz
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Love that track
21:00 <TheRon> b1rd: i can't find a woman that wants to sleep with me
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Otayy
22:00 <MrMW> Dave Dobbin....Slive Of Heaven
23:00 <TheRon> we don't need another hero
24:00 <MrMW> Tina
24:00 <TheRon> mad max
24:00 <MrMW> Thunderdome
24:00 <TheRon> yes!
25:00 <Nice1> aew
25:00 <TheRon> we don't need another hero
25:00 <MrMW> we dont
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
25:00 <MrMW> we have Donald now...hes our hero...
25:00 <MrMW> ehehehe
26:00 <TheRon> we don't need to know the home
26:00 <TheRon> way
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bucks fizz - the land of make believe 
26:00 <TheRon> jesus
27:00 <MrMW> yes?
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Run for the son
27:00 <MrMW> u called?
27:00 <MrMW> lol
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Little one
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Your a outlaw once again
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Time to change superman
27:00 <TheRon> i'll be your private dancer
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hell be with us while he can
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> In the land of make believe
27:00 <MrMW> Daryl...........As the days go by
27:00 <TheRon> nice
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nice
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Jinx
28:00 <TheRon> quiet you
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mwhah
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Printing is boring but it pays to be on irc
29:00 <MrMW> ummmm
29:00 <MrMW> yes
29:00 <MrMW> ?
29:00 <MrMW> i want more Jane!!
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats my job im a billboard printer
29:00 <MrMW> TheRon!!
29:00 <MrMW> TheRon!!Jane!!!
29:00 <TheRon> rick price - not a day goes by
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ill take a photo of the machine hold on
30:00 <TheRon> did you eatch the office party?
30:00 <TheRon> tits almost falling out
31:00 <MrMW> Eurythmics................WHen Tomorrow Comes
31:00 <MrMW> gimme the link
31:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aWTKb83JA
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Farnham - Seemed Like a Good Idea (At the Time) (Oct 15, 2010) Length: 5:30 - Category: Music - 45,440 views views - 148 likes (98%), 3 dislikes (2%)
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://ibb.co/g2xGLa
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> My machine
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Prints on stock up too 5m wide
32:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xm1n63qZSk
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Late Show - Office Christmas Party Sketch (Jan 11, 2009) Length: 5:41 - Category: Comedy - 42,749 views views - 105 likes (99.1%), 1 dislikes (0.9%)
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yazoo - upstairs at erics album
34:00 <TheRon> spli enz - message to my girl
35:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> out on the patio
35:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> we sit
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lionel richie - dancing on the cieling
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ohh what a feeling
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> When we dancing on the cieling
36:00 <TheRon> neil finn genius
36:00 <MrMW> Santo was classic
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> This is like the start of billie dont loose my number where the producer and phil rebuttle with actors and movies and such
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/cdhW3tBTREQ
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Phil Collins - Don`t Lose My Number (Jan 8, 2014) Length: 4:40 - Category: Music - 94,154 views views - 604 likes (97.1%), 18 dislikes (2.9%)
40:00 <MrMW> Janes tits!!!
42:00 <TheRon> i just spent 6 months in a leaky boat
42:00 <MrMW> LUCKY just to keep afloat
42:00 <MrMW> Split Enz
43:00 <MelbUser|21701> has anyone seen british meat around?
43:00 <TheRon> no
43:00 <TheRon> sooking after he lost ops
44:00 <MrMW> there is freedom within...there is freedom without
45:00 <TheRon> try to catch the deluge in a leaky cup
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Britishmeat has not been seen under that username in here since he lost ops
46:00 <TheRon> what more can a poor boy do
48:00 <MrMW> that crowded house song is one of the most beautiful of all time
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://ibb.co/kTwbLa
48:00 <TheRon> better be home soon?
48:00 <MrMW> that too
48:00 <MrMW> amd dont dream its over
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Band aid - we are the world
49:00 <TheRon> girls on the avenue
49:00 <MrMW> George!!
50:00 <MrMW> dammit im not pissed enough yet
50:00 <TheRon> girls on the avenue, know how to get you in
51:00 <TheRon> classy
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sprays corn 
51:00 <iBiZa[Toliet]> u know what
51:00 <MrMW> Cheer Down
51:00 <iBiZa[Toliet]> i'm gonna wire up a ipad
51:00 <iBiZa[Toliet]> in here
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Peels the porcelain 
52:00 <MrMW> Cheer Down...LW2
52:00 <iBiZa[Toliet]> omg
52:00 <iBiZa[Toliet]> the head of my poo
52:00 <iBiZa[Toliet]> comes out
52:00 <iBiZa[Toliet]> and then
52:00 <iBiZa[Toliet]> i can't get it out
52:00 <iBiZa[Toliet]> and i got to release my gut
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaah
52:00 <iBiZa[Toliet]> and it goes back up
52:00 <iBiZa[Toliet]> u know thar eeling?
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nope
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Try lubing your ass
52:00 <iBiZa[Toliet]> i once stuck a plunger to my bath tub and set on it
52:00 <iBiZa[Toliet]> and masturbated
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao I remember that
53:00 <MrMW> havent we all?
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> N u came in front of robby torranto
53:00 <TheRon> richard clapton at the geelong beerfest, ticket worth it just for him surely
53:00 <iBiZa[Toliet]> lol
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He told everyone that story 
54:00 <iBiZa[Toliet]> tozza once fucked his showe
54:00 <iBiZa[Toliet]> he hanged off the edge
54:00 <iBiZa[Toliet]> and ejaculated
54:00 <iBiZa[Toliet]> sick fuck
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ibiza had a shower and came back in hos room and showed him his cum dick
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh i love edging bro
54:00 <MrMW> the world loves a clown....cheer down
54:00 <iBiZa[Toliet]> then it went on the fish and chips
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Your brothers i believe
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://ibb.co/kTwbLa
55:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> well
55:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> look what the fucking
55:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> cat dragged in
56:00 <TheRon> come up to my place, live it up
56:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> where the fuck have u been
56:00 <LuPcO> loll
56:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> very disapointed 
56:00 <LuPcO> i saw ur msg last night
56:00 <LuPcO> so i had to come in tonight
56:00 <LuPcO> haha
56:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lol
56:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> which one
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://ibb.co/des5Dv
56:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> i msg u everydayyy
56:00 <MrMW> Richard Marx........Hungry Eyes
56:00 <LuPcO> dennis is here too
56:00 <LuPcO> hes like wtf u going
56:00 <LuPcO> going on mirc
56:00 <LuPcO> lol
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha nice
57:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> `topic Friday Night Fever - the only nightclub on AUSTnet, with LuPcO on the decks
57:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lupco
57:00 <Blyke> just turned 6$ into 485
57:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> get the tunes happening
57:00 <Blyke> nah 6$ too
57:00 <TheRon> eric carmen does that song
57:00 <Blyke> 450
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im goin to ibizas club next week to go on irc in his office
57:00 <Blyke> then bought grog
57:00 <LuPcO> lol
57:00 <Blyke> lols
57:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> tell denis
57:00 <Blyke> and smokes
57:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> there are chicks on here
57:00 <LuPcO> $6 into 485 ?
57:00 <Blyke> and payed friedn back 20
57:00 <LuPcO> pokes ?
57:00 <Blyke> yes
57:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> i've turned
57:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> $500
57:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> into 300k at the casino
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Breaker when i speak too you
58:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> ask many people at the club
58:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> :D
58:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> $1000 ON, 8, 0, 11 and 8/11 split
58:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> 4 times in a row
58:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> straight up
58:00 <Blyke> fuck
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Prostitute
58:00 <Blyke> crazy
58:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> after that win
58:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> i went to the daily planet
58:00 <MrMW> TheRon................Lyin Eyes
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
58:00 <Blyke> i not getting pro
58:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> booked the whole place
58:00 <TheRon> i'll have $100 on a tails too
58:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> to e like
58:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> to be like
58:00 <LuPcO> lolll
58:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> carl williams
58:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> and mokbel
58:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> in
58:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> underbelly
58:00 <Blyke> i was doing 10$ win gambles
58:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lol
59:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> wanted to live that scence
59:00 <Blyke> 5 in row right
59:00 <Blyke> 3$ spins
59:00 <Blyke> after i got up
59:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lupco
59:00 <Blyke> from 6$
59:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> are u here to stay?
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Need to smash that $1 coin tube at crown
59:00 <LuPcO> lol
59:00 <LuPcO> shaun
59:00 <TheRon> transvision vamp - i don't care
59:00 <LuPcO> lets go crown
59:00 <TheRon> hot!
59:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> nah bro
59:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> biggest mistake
59:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> is to return
59:00 <Blyke> that means gods gift
00:00 <Blyke> shaun
00:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> if u go through my facebook
00:00 <Blyke> its my middle name
00:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> u will see some good winning
00:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> pictures
00:00 <MrMW> run outta beer yet TheROn?
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
00:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> of me hitting straight uo
00:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> i had like
00:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> 50 kunts
00:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> around the table
00:00 <TheRon> not a chance
00:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> like i was in
00:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> rush hour
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahahahaha
00:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> dead set
00:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> no bullshit
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Coming from you but
00:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> tozza
00:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> dou know luke walsh?
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh 
01:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> ask him
01:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> he was with me
01:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> :)
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Insee him in yoir club pics
01:00 <TheRon> MrMW: at bowls tomorrow gonna give the beers a pounding
01:00 <MrMW> oooer
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bye mei
01:00 <TheRon> out of the finals who gives a shit
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No not you me
02:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> https://fb-s-d-a.akamaihd.net/h-ak-xfa1/v/t1.0-0/p206x206/317721_10152227591240010_611890675_n.jpg?oh=fbeb36e57afdae189ace8642d52c4964&oe=592C7FCA&__gda__=1497590637_47195adec6918bec9a54c0fc0d6d2054
02:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> check that lupco
02:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> and tom
02:00 <TheRon> if you bet on black, is that racist?
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
02:00 <MrMW> yes
02:00 <MrMW> lol
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Only on white night theron
02:00 <TheRon> damn
03:00 <MrMW> im not racist............i like all white people
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
03:00 <TheRon> don't like to mix colours with whites
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahahaha
03:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> https://fb-s-d-a.akamaihd.net/h-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/p206x206/561662_10152181362985010_491918880_n.jpg?oh=ebb6cfb77fe637192cb8775868fab67b&oe=592F8725&__gda__=1497782511_16e14898101a4a4bcc71c4f9117dc80d
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Whats the thing ontop of the chips
03:00 <LuPcO> lol
03:00 <b1rd> Fancy A Bum?
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Glass chess piece
04:00 <TheRon> no!
04:00 <LuPcO> iv hit 177k online on pokies haha
04:00 <b1rd> karrrn
04:00 <b1rd> its not gay if you are drunk
04:00 <b1rd> so i heard
04:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> yeah i heard lupco
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its more acceptable these days b1rd
04:00 <LuPcO> maurice told ya ?
04:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> but u blew most of it
04:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> didnt ya lol
04:00 <LuPcO> lol
04:00 <b1rd> true
04:00 <b1rd> i heard that but never believed it
04:00 <b1rd> lol
04:00 <TheRon> the chick out transvision vamp did playboy
04:00 <LuPcO> i did blow a big chunk back
04:00 <b1rd> stuck in the 80's
04:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> hahaha
04:00 <LuPcO> but i hit hard haha
05:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> u only win a couple of times
05:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> best is to quit
05:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> when u are ahead
05:00 <LuPcO> next up 1 million plus
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
05:00 <LuPcO> lol
05:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> i turned over 10.5m at the casino within 12 months
05:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> one day i lost 350k
05:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> in 3hrs
05:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> that when i decided to stop
05:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> and put my time into my biz
05:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> and now i ended up on a better side
05:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> i was very lucky
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Do you own it
05:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> i wasn't going casino for the cash
05:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> it was or something to do
06:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> and broken relationship
06:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> when my ex left
06:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> casino became my over
06:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> i had a 6 months streak
06:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> of enver loosing
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> $5 meals at margos
06:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> never ever loosing
06:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> i would always walk out
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And crying
06:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> with a good 10k
06:00 <LuPcO> lol
06:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> then one day
06:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> i droped
06:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> and i dropped big
06:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> once or twice a year
06:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> i still play
06:00 <LuPcO> my biggest drop in a day is like 20k
06:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> prob about 20k - 30k
06:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> hahaha
06:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> u just wanna
06:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> go to sleep
07:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> and not wake up
07:00 <LuPcO> yehh
07:00 <LuPcO> haha
07:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lolll
07:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbmOEEWLtqE]
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BILLY OCEAN - Love Really Hurts Without You (Mar 20, 2010) Length: 2:52 - Category: Music - 1,879,515 views views - 6,273 likes (97.1%), 185 dislikes (2.9%)
07:00 <MrMW> noice!!!!
07:00 <MrMW> TheRon!!!
07:00 <MrMW> u r a legend!!
07:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lupco u and deniz
07:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> wanna come to the club
07:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> tonight?
07:00 <TheRon> great track
07:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> its fully booked
08:00 <LuPcO> dennis just left to go home
08:00 <LuPcO> and im in cbf mood
08:00 <LuPcO> lol
08:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> ahh ok
08:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> all g bro
08:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> u can kick it here
08:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> then
08:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> hey tozza
08:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> meet lupco
08:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> he is one of us
08:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> :)
08:00 <Grim> geez its got a +
09:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> grim show us ya pink bitz!
09:00 <Grim> yeah right
09:00 <LuPcO> hahahaha
09:00 <LuPcO> i need to reg this nick
09:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> YES U DO
09:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> so i can add your ass
09:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> u fucker
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]> One of us one of us
09:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> but under one condition
09:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> u have to fkn connect
09:00 <Grim> its arse
09:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> everyday
09:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> and none of this disapearing hsit
09:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> for several days
09:00 <Grim> I have no donkey
09:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> ok?
09:00 <MrMW> look out!!
09:00 <Grim> I am not a yank
09:00 <MrMW> its Grim!!
09:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M
09:00 <MrMW> arseeeeee
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Trammps - Disco Inferno (Dec 14, 2008) Length: 3:44 - Category: Music - 28,490,300 views views - 80,032 likes (97%), 2,434 dislikes (3%)
10:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> disco inferno
10:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> dancing
10:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> in
10:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> ww
10:00 <TheRon> the song i want played at my funeral
10:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> wcw
10:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lol
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
10:00 <TheRon> burn baby burn
10:00 <LuPcO> identified
10:00 <LuPcO> haha
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> OFF THE TOO ROPE VAMPIRO
10:00 <MrMW> baby i am burning hot for Jane!!
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> bam bam bigelow
10:00 <LuPcO> shit i forgot all the commands
10:00 <LuPcO> its been that long
10:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> i just added you
10:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> don't use `commands
10:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> use private commands pls
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> It comes back too you lupco
11:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> and don't ban any kunt
11:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> the rule here is everything goes
11:00 <TheRon> jane off mr squiggle?
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> In always watching 
11:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> tozza please brief lupco on our managament style
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im always watching
11:00 <LuPcO>  `ban ChanOP fuck u mf
11:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lol
11:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> `kick chanop
11:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lols
11:00 <LuPcO> hahahahahha
11:00 <LuPcO> 1access
11:00 <LuPcO> `access
11:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lol u fag
12:00 <LuPcO> hahhaha 100
12:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> use /msg chanop commands
12:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> pls
12:00 <LuPcO> im low level scum
12:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> every kunt is 100
12:00 <LuPcO> :P
12:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> u would of been 150
12:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> but u haven't been on
12:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> and been loyal
12:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> tozza is running the show
12:00 <LuPcO> hahaha
12:00 <TheRon> we should talk about tacos
12:00 <LuPcO> all good man
12:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> he is my deputy
12:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lol
12:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> anyway
12:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> what u doing tonight
12:00 <LuPcO> used to the 199's back in the day
12:00 <LuPcO> :)
12:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> u realy wanna go casino
12:00 <TheRon> they're the best
12:00 <LuPcO> nah dennis just left
12:00 <LuPcO> and iv been drinking
12:00 <LuPcO> lol
12:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> is he still
12:00 <LuPcO> i might make a deposit or 2 online
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Staring at my phone for so long i dont feel like im alive
12:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> driving strippers
12:00 <TheRon> i like to get my face right in there
12:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> around
12:00 <LuPcO> n try my luck
13:00 <LuPcO> hopefully mega moolah wants to finally give me that 6.7 million jackpot
14:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> fuck
14:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> tiredness
14:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> is just starting to hit me
14:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> zzz
14:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> hate friday and sat night
14:00 <TheRon> evrybody now, take me home country roads
16:00 <TheRon> country road take me home to the place where i belong
16:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> TheRon: 
16:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> is ron
16:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> is good
16:00 <TheRon> always
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Go go mobile
17:00 <TheRon> G O G G O
17:00 <TheRon> NOT THE DART
17:00 <MrMW> not the dart!!!
18:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> man
18:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> i havent shower
18:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> 2 days
18:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> i got the maddest
18:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> bo
18:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lol
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://ibb.co/i8jVfa
18:00 <b1rd> is that all
18:00 <b1rd> weak effort
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I cant believe its not butter
18:00 <b1rd> i have done almost years
18:00 <b1rd> apart from a wash of the feet and ass
18:00 <b1rd> at certain times
19:00 <b1rd> props tho :-]
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Is that why sydney stinks
19:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> do u get
19:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> smemga
19:00 <b1rd> it is!
19:00 <b1rd> lol smegma
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Smegma
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Smeg head
19:00 <b1rd> nar 
19:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> dick cheese
19:00 <b1rd> its easy to not shower
19:00 <b1rd> u gotta wash a bit tho
19:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> gremlinz:  gets dick cheese
19:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> i know that for sure
19:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> :P
19:00 <b1rd> if in the field
19:00 <b1rd> no need to sh ower fully
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Looks like fetta knob
19:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> what do u do for work
19:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> b1rd: 
19:00 <MrMW> ok...now....more scotch
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He is a communist 
19:00 <TheRon> i'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know when i'll be back again
20:00 <b1rd> hrrrm
20:00 <b1rd> not saying
20:00 <b1rd> brb
20:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> ok
20:00 <b1rd> drinking
20:00 <b1rd> bum
20:00 <b1rd> etc
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He builds up companys
20:00 <b1rd> i dont even know
20:00 <b1rd> im just a trippy kun
20:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> good way to turn things over
20:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> buy a company not dong well
20:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> or take over a leasehold
20:00 <b1rd> i just do stuff..
20:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> fix it up
20:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> and then flip it
20:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> asap
20:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> done it many times
21:00 <b1rd> nar like l
21:00 <b1rd> long term projects
21:00 <b1rd> over decades
21:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> long term is good
21:00 <b1rd> fronts
21:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> but takes ages
21:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> for return
21:00 <b1rd> helping
21:00 <b1rd> doing the hard yards
21:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> nothing like some quick cash
21:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> 100k earnings for 3 months of planning etc
21:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> yard yakka
21:00 <b1rd> im well looked after
21:00 <b1rd> always
21:00 <b1rd> not just money
21:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bQGRRolrg0
21:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
22:00 <b1rd> 50 yo
22:00 <b1rd> jesus christ
22:00 <b1rd> what the occaison
22:00 <b1rd> lol
22:00 <MrMW> its fri!!
22:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
22:00 <TheRon> i can't liiiiiiiive if living is without you
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> #melbourne on a friday
22:00 <MrMW> Maria!
22:00 <MrMW> Mariah!
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Harry Nilsson - Without You 1972 (HD) (Jan 20, 2012) Length: 3:28 - Category: Music - 13,326,206 views views - 66,591 likes (98.1%), 1,308 dislikes (1.9%)
22:00 <MrMW> or something
22:00 <TheRon> i can't live i can't give anymore
23:00 <b1rd> for example TheRon 
23:00 <b1rd> work my grandfather was working on..
23:00 <MrMW> Mariah Carey!!!
23:00 <b1rd> i continued
23:00 <b1rd> as instructed by him
23:00 <b1rd> when young
23:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lupco
23:00 <TheRon> harry nilsson
23:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> u know what i love
23:00 <b1rd> thats how long term
24:00 <b1rd> work. for me.. becomes not work
24:00 <b1rd> just..
24:00 <b1rd> it feels right
24:00 <b1rd> go with it
24:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> omggg
24:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> what a track
24:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> that has just come on
24:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> maxx
24:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> on foxtel
24:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> get readyyyy
24:00 <TheRon> put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up
24:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> i don't wanna talk
24:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> but about things we gone through
24:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> cos its hurting me
25:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> now its history
25:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> but i played all my cards
25:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> and thats what u done for
25:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> nothing more to say gremlinz
25:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> no more rains to play
25:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> the winner talks it all
25:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> the loser britsh meat
25:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> standing small
25:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lalalala
25:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lalalal
25:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> TheRon: 
25:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> u in the city tonight
25:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> come past for a drink
25:00 <TheRon> iBiZa[Laptop]: reservoir dogs a good film?
25:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> nah
25:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> but the rover
25:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> is a great movie
26:00 <TheRon> i was born in reservoir
26:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> 3032
26:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> isist?
26:00 <MrMW> Cocomo
26:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> comission house?
26:00 <Sunbeam> Hacksaw Ridge is a good movie
26:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> behind nothland?
27:00 <TheRon> mungo jerry - in the summertime
27:00 <MrMW> yes!!!!!!
27:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> phuong
27:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> nhiiii
28:00 <MrMW> Tom Cruise....Bryan Brown....Cocktail
28:00 <TheRon> terrible
28:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> tozza[Mobile]: 
28:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> DO U WANT TICKETS
28:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> TO BABBA
28:00 <TheRon> great soundtrack
28:00 <MrMW> ehehehehehe
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Stevie wonder - i just called
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> To what mate
28:00 <MrMW> terrible acting
28:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> BABA
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuck that
28:00 <TheRon> bryan so woodern
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Flabba
28:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> LOLLLLLLLLLLL
28:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> MATE
28:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> have u ever seen
29:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> jimmy barne
29:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> live
29:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> or ian moss
29:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lol
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I can safely say I have not
29:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> your missing out man
29:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> one day
29:00 <TheRon> pilot - magic
29:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> i'm gonna take u tom a aussie rock
29:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> tibute show
29:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> inxs
29:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> midnight oik
29:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> out here were the river broke
29:00 <MrMW> TheRon...........u can call me al
29:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> and the desert oak
29:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> how can we sleep
30:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> while the beds are burning
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Next thing im going to is metallica when the out this year
30:00 <TheRon> iBiZa[Laptop]: you see the five in a row
30:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> how do we sleep while the earth is turning
30:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> tozza[Mobile]: 
30:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> come past the club
30:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> after work tonight
30:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> for a laugh
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im at work dude
31:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> nothing ike
31:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> some
31:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> peter garret
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://ibb.co/ffQ8Yv
31:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> blue sky mine
31:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5jkAkm4JmM
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blue Swede - Hooked On A Feeling (1974 - HQ - Live) (Jul 24, 2012) Length: 2:56 - Category: Music - 2,267,260 views views - 10,948 likes (97.2%), 311 dislikes (2.8%)
31:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> whos gonna save u
31:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> whooosss gonna saveee u
32:00 <TheRon> white man dead heart
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol 
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Purple eye minster
34:00 <TheRon> it started with a kiss....
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I dont want a lover
35:00 <TheRon> i just need a friend
35:00 <TheRon> it started with a kiss....never thought it would come to this
35:00 <LuPcO> ps shaun
35:00 <LuPcO> fix that pass
35:00 <LuPcO> im not playing an anthems set
35:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> tell
35:00 <LuPcO> i gotta play a funky house set for first set
35:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> seb bro
35:00 <LuPcO> lol
35:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> check whatsapp
35:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> he asked u
36:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> what u wanted to change it too
36:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> heck ur whatsapp
36:00 <MrMW> Baby Animals.....One Word
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Miss california
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lady hear me tonight
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 2 head out of the city
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Those kinds of tunes lupco?
37:00 <TheRon> no hot chocolate for you
37:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> no miss califronia
37:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> around the world
37:00 <LuPcO> lol
37:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> arman
37:00 <LuPcO> make the console bigger
37:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> you don't know meee
37:00 <LuPcO> set up 2 turntables
37:00 <LuPcO> and ill play every old tune
38:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNSpLqmY6K0
38:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> hey
38:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> i just got
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ARMAND VAN HELDEN - You don't know me(1999) (Dec 13, 2006) Length: 4:00 - Category: Music - 7,955,020 views views - 23,062 likes (97.8%), 525 dislikes (2.2%)
38:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> 2 NEW
38:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> turnables
38:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxpYN-NK54Y
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dr. Hook - When You're In Love with a Beautiful Woman (Nov 4, 2008) Length: 2:54 - Category: Music - 2,873,095 views views - 12,030 likes (97.7%), 284 dislikes (2.3%)
38:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> pioneer
38:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> 1000
38:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> s
38:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> for house parties
38:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> at myjoin
38:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> joint
38:00 <LuPcO> all my old shit
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The beejai used to be a dj for bass station
38:00 <LuPcO> i have only on vinyl
39:00 <LuPcO> hahaha
39:00 <b1rd> props tho
39:00 <b1rd> wouldn't mind some scotch about now
39:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lupco
39:00 <b1rd> but
39:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> drop this
39:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> on sat
39:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnvzR1hQGs0
39:00 <b1rd> also, want more beef
39:00 <LuPcO> jd is my best friend right now
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ce Ce Peniston - Finally (12" Choice Mix) (Jan 9, 2013) Length: 4:00 - Category: Music - 511,343 views views - 2,489 likes (98.4%), 41 dislikes (1.6%)
39:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> 11:30pm
39:00 <TheRon> when you're in love with a beautiful woman, it never ends
41:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> finallyyyyy
41:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> its happened
41:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> to me
41:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> right inf ront
41:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> of my face
41:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> and i just cannot hide t
42:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> zz
42:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> DJ FILA
42:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> OMFG
42:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> fila on the decks
42:00 <DJFILA> jo
42:00 <DJFILA> sort of y?
42:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> COME DOWN tomorrow bro
42:00 <DJFILA> might brotger
42:00 <DJFILA> brother
43:00 <thebeejai_away> i dont care anymore
43:00 <MrMW> yawn
43:00 <DJFILA> jo
43:00 <LuPcO> dj oven
43:00 <DJFILA> lol
43:00 <DJFILA> bakery is open
44:00 <LuPcO> lol
44:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V9Ove3vKxQ
44:00 <djbeejai> lmao
44:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> vo  foll
44:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> dj beejai
44:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> u might know
44:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> lupco
44:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> and fila
44:00 <djbeejai> djnonstoppapillpoppa
45:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> let the music play
45:00 <DJFILA> lupco on the decks?
45:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> yeah
46:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> virtual irc decks
46:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> (@) (@)
46:00 <DJFILA> lol
46:00 <DJFILA> link?
46:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> hahaha
46:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> bbd
46:00 <djbeejai> we need a streaming service
46:00 <DJFILA> bad
46:00 <djbeejai> periscope?
47:00 <MrMW> penisscope
49:00 <djbeejai> i cant believe its not butter
50:00 <b1rd> 10 minutes to dan murphies wit the gook driving
50:00 <b1rd> hrrrm
50:00 <b1rd> improbable
50:00 <b1rd> local drive through then
50:00 <b1rd> :D
50:00 <b1rd> perhaps just bed
51:00 <MrMW> go to bottle shop!!!
51:00 <b1rd> YES
51:00 <b1rd> MUST
51:00 <MrMW> what ya gonna get?
51:00 <b1rd> lololol
51:00 <b1rd> hrrrm
51:00 <b1rd> want hard liquor
51:00 <b1rd> depends on value tho
52:00 <MrMW> i just drank 1.2 a bottle of scotch...boring
52:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOL
52:00 <b1rd> props
52:00 <MrMW> Dan Murphys is always value
52:00 <b1rd> true, just cant get me slut to drive there fast enough
52:00 <b1rd> lol
52:00 <b1rd> me, np
52:00 <b1rd> but six beers probably over limits
52:00 <b1rd> lolol
52:00 <MrMW> get that slut going!!
52:00 <b1rd> ok brb
53:00 <b1rd> 7 minutes remains
53:00 <b1rd> slam the pedal bitch
53:00 <b1rd> lol
53:00 <b1rd> to da floor, i steer from passenger seat
53:00 <b1rd> LOL
54:00 <MrMW> lol
54:00 <b1rd> ok will return.
54:00 <b1rd> she'll whinge but i'll just say "shut up woman"
54:00 <b1rd> LOL
55:00 <MrMW> yes
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]>  U sure will
55:00 <b1rd> always do
55:00 <MrMW> gook bitch
55:00 <b1rd> SHUT UP WOMANNN
55:00 <b1rd> lol
55:00 <b1rd> you on da outer bitch
55:00 <b1rd> no root for six more weeks
55:00 <b1rd> if u dont drive fast
56:00 <MrMW> more scotch for me
56:00 <b1rd> if scooter going [r1] would be quite easy
56:00 <b1rd> scoot down to bottleshop of choosing
57:00 <b1rd> really needa shell out for starter motor
57:00 <b1rd> lololol
57:00 <b1rd> ok going 
57:00 <MrMW> go!!
57:00 <MrMW> u need booze!!
57:00 <b1rd> you right.
57:00 <b1rd> k gone
57:00 <thebeejai> bbs gotta reboots. the joys of pioneer and their half developed software...
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha
58:00 <MrMW> whatever
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Melbuser
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bonny wb
05:00 <darkthrone1> hi
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey darkthrone1 
05:00 <darkthrone1> hows everyone
05:00 <MrMW> good thank u!
05:00 <darkthrone1> cheers
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey zade
05:00 <Zade> hello tozza[Mobile]
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Whats happening
06:00 <Zade> yeah not much, how about yourself?
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuck all still at work
07:00 <darkthrone1> love a smooth scotch
07:00 <darkthrone1> good sippin and chat 
08:00 <Zade> with a cigar
08:00 <darkthrone1> i smoke weed
08:00 <darkthrone1> no tobacco
09:00 <Zade> oh
09:00 <darkthrone1> that is bad for you
09:00 <MrMW> mmmmmmmmm weed
09:00 <darkthrone1> gday
10:00 <[[[[[pong]]]]]> hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
10:00 <darkthrone1> gday
16:00 <Nice1> hi
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]>  Whats happening nice1
17:00 <Nice1> waiting for someone to chat me up
17:00 <Nice1> heh
17:00 <Nice1> sif
17:00 <Zade> so Nice1, how you doing?
18:00 <Zade> what are you wearing Nice1?
18:00 <Nice1> doing well thanks Zade
18:00 <Nice1> how are you
18:00 <Nice1> im wearing shirt
18:00 <Zade> are you naked? i am 
18:00 <Nice1> good for you
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Welcome back beejai
18:00 <Lumeah3> Hi zade
19:00 <Zade> hello Lumeah3
19:00 <thebeejai> cheers toz.0
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Just did this rank ass fart
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hope nobody walks over
20:00 <thebeejai> *sets mode +awesome thebeejai
22:00 <thebeejai> special bitches!
22:00 <thebeejai> haha
22:00 <thebeejai> catch me outside. how bout dat!
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Shes so famous now
25:00 <MrMW> i love scotch
27:00 <MrMW> Grim!!
27:00 <Grim> yes
27:00 <MrMW> hi sexy
27:00 <Grim> hmmmmm
28:00 <thebeejai> creepy noises make my skin creep...
29:00 <thebeejai> i need to get some sleep
29:00 <thebeejai> oh if i could only get some sleep...
29:00 <thebeejai> i cant get no sleep.....
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dun dun dum din
35:00 <thebeejai> take a good hard look at the mother fucking boat...
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://ibb.co/fPH80a
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U like beejai
37:00 <thebeejai> I was in the 212
37:00 <thebeejai> On the uptown A
37:00 <thebeejai> Nigga you know what's up
37:00 <thebeejai> Or don't you?
37:00 <thebeejai> Word to who made ya
37:00 <thebeejai> I'm a rude bitch nigga
37:00 <thebeejai> What are you made up of?
38:00 <thebeejai> glock with accessories?
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Rpr with all the trimmings
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> .308
40:00 <thebeejai2> testicles 1.. 2...
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yawnnn
49:00 <thebeejai> why would you unvoice me :(
50:00 <Nice1> umm
50:00 <deadpandadolls> feet smell
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I didnt tozza did
50:00 <thebeejai2> i agree beejai its an immoral act contrary to gods will
50:00 <deadpandadolls> that tozza is a bad person
50:00 <deadpandadolls> clip him
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Mmhmm
50:00 <thebeejai> hes a dick lol
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Smash it up aue
51:00 <thebeejai> dickbot
51:00 <Nice1> how did you get off ignore 
51:00 <thebeejai2> shut up nice1
51:00 <deadpandadolls> put some toes in his breakfast
52:00 <Nice1> no I wont shut up
52:00 <thebeejai> your nonna unignored me
52:00 <thebeejai> shes a top bird
52:00 <thebeejai> terrible pasta but...
52:00 <iBiZa> sup
53:00 <iBiZa> !seen lupco
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao pasta
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I want pozza
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Pizaa even
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Halal extra bacon
54:00 <iBiZa> haram!
54:00 <deadpandadolls> if you don't stick a piglet for me, keep your pizza
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha
54:00 <thebeejai> Nigga you're a kool-aid dude
54:00 <thebeejai> Plus your bitch might lick it
54:00 <thebeejai> Wonder who let you come to 1 2
54:00 <thebeejai> With your doo-doo crew son
54:00 <thebeejai> Fuck, are you into, huh?
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haram bro
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What just happened
55:00 <thebeejai> chanop thinks im awesome
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> He does
55:00 <thebeejai> both of me
55:00 <deadpandadolls> even tho he gay
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wheres chaddybitch
55:00 <deadpandadolls> dead
55:00 <deadpandadolls> hopefully
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :o
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wuude
56:00 <deadpandadolls> only so many times you can fall asleep with a cat before you gots to get you some pussy 
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Beejai should dona dj set based on gold 104
56:00 <deadpandadolls> LOL
56:00 <deadpandadolls> ty
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> All gud
57:00 <thebeejai> that is the worst idea yet..
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nar
57:00 <thebeejai> get djfila to do it
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I dont know him
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its either you or lupco
58:00 <thebeejai> i saw the sign.... and it opened up my eyes i saw the sign...
58:00 <thebeejai> whats a lupco?
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> All that she wants is another baby
58:00 <thebeejai> hi kelly 19...
58:00 <deadpandadolls> hahaha
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Asl
58:00 <thebeejai> hahaha
59:00 <deadpandadolls> i only like em if they had kids
59:00 <iBiZa> hey kelly19
59:00 <thebeejai> ever had ur shit pushed in by a fat man in an overcoat?
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> My names bob im 54 and im in tas
59:00 <deadpandadolls> know they had sex once before
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmfao 
59:00 <iBiZa> bob down
59:00 <iBiZa> suck me off
59:00 <deadpandadolls> had twins, shit confuses me
59:00 <iBiZa> who use to say that
59:00 <iBiZa> all the time
59:00 <iBiZa> tozza
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We did i think
59:00 <iBiZa> man..
59:00 <iBiZa> my staff
59:00 <iBiZa> left
59:00 <iBiZa> sweet sour chewy lollies
59:00 <iBiZa> 2 packets
59:00 <iBiZa> on my desk
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha
59:00 <iBiZa> i've almost ate em all
59:00 <iBiZa> lol
59:00 <thebeejai> hi eye ball paul
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Blame your gf
00:00 <deadpandadolls> biggie smalls kid right here
00:00 <deadpandadolls> LOL thebeejai
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dont think ibiza gets that one
00:00 <thebeejai2> hey thebeejai asl?
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ibiza you seen kevin and perry?
00:00 <deadpandadolls> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxYZmu3kvdo
01:00 <thebeejai> 63/f/truckstop just outside adelaade
01:00 <iBiZa> nope
01:00 <deadpandadolls> not the one every other serial killer leaves the skulls at?
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh didnt think so nvm
01:00 <iBiZa> these lolies
02:00 <iBiZa> ar gonna give me ba breath
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 43 / M / by noble park toilets
02:00 <iBiZa> from eall the sugar on them
02:00 <thebeejai> and sudaneese
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Noble dark
02:00 <iBiZa> lolll
03:00 <iBiZa> noble dark
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeah and sudan-denong
03:00 <thebeejai> im never comming back back back back back
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> But you gotta goto work work work work work work work
03:00 <thebeejai2> nah billy!!!! billy dont u lose my number!!!
03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> steven1 welcome back
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cause your not anywhere 
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And i cant find you
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> OHHH
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> dont give up
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Well theres no reason to believe
04:00 <thebeejai> rooooooozzannee
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Shed always be there
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> But if you dont put faith in what you believe in
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its gettin you nowhere
05:00 <thebeejai> you dont have to put on your red light..
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hah
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Prostittute
05:00 <thebeejai2> you dont have to wear that dress tonight..... walk the streats for money... you dont care if its wrong or if its right,,,,
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Whooooo are you
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Who who who who
06:00 <thebeejai> i cant i cant i cant stand loosing...
06:00 <thebeejai> owwwwwwwwwwwwww baracuda!!!!
07:00 <thebeejai2> as soon as your born then make you feel small.....
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha
07:00 <thebeejai2> by giving ya nothing instead of it all...
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Alex the seal
08:00 <thebeejai> a working class hero is something to beeee.....
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I want too ride my bicycle 
09:00 <thebeejai2> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njG7p6CSbCU
09:00 <iBiZa> fuck..
09:00 <iBiZa> quiet night
09:00 <iBiZa> in #Melbourne
09:00 <iBiZa> what the fuck is going
09:00 <thebeejai2> queen lied to me.... fat bottom girls do NOT make the rocking world go round...
09:00 <iBiZa> do we need UNOZ!
09:00 <iBiZa> `TOPIC
10:00 <iBiZa> Hey MrMW
10:00 <thebeejai2> its basic physics...
10:00 <iBiZa> what should be the topic
10:00 <thebeejai> quote of the day.
10:00 <thebeejai> broken pencils are pointless...
11:00 <thebeejai2> i was alright.... for a while...... i could smile for a while....
12:00 <iBiZa> kelly19; are you really female?
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Anyone interested in RIMMING tonight in s.e message thebeejai2
13:00 <iBiZa> lol
13:00 <iBiZa> fankz
13:00 <thebeejai2> Sylvia's mother says Sylvia's busy, too busy to come to the phone
13:00 <thebeejai2> Sylvia's mother says Sylvia's trying, to start a new life of her own.
13:00 <thebeejai2> Sylvia's mother says "Sylvia's happy 
13:00 <thebeejai2> So why don't you leave her alone?"
13:00 <thebeejai2> And the operator says : "Forty cents more, for the next three minutes.
13:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
14:00 <thebeejai2> When you're in love with a beautiful woman, it's hard;
14:00 <thebeejai2> When you're in love with a beautiful woman, you know it's hard;
14:00 <thebeejai2> Everybody wants her, everybody loves her; 
14:00 <thebeejai2> Everybody wants to take your baby home;
14:00 <thebeejai> lmao thebeejai is old school as fuck
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> That twasy fool
16:00 <thebeejai2> https://youtu.be/ObG9bBJFcIM
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Watch out kelly19 Fennec_Fox has joined
17:00 <iBiZa> for 2 secs
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Here no gash
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No gash here
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> NO GASH
17:00 <thebeejai2> the 70s were so uch better then kayne west.. just sayin...
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> THATS the last of fennec
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh true
18:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im the scat man
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bedobedobam
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bee baa ba ba do bo
19:00 <thebeejai> sing a new song chiciquita
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Feels like a burrito
21:00 <thebeejai2> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEGuHdKn0Lc
21:00 <thebeejai2> they should play this song when they set dandenong o fire...
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LMAO
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> we didnt start the fire
22:00 <thebeejai2> Rippin' my heart was so easy, so easy
22:00 <thebeejai2> Launch your assault now, take it easy
22:00 <thebeejai2> Raise your weapon, raise your weapon,
22:00 <thebeejai2> One word and it's over
23:00 <thebeejai2> How does it feel now to watch it burn, burn, burn?
23:00 <thebeejai2> Raise your weapons, raise your weapons,
23:00 <thebeejai2> And it's over
23:00 <Epi> https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5ujusv/parents_that_use_nanny_cams_what_is_the_most/ddut4iv/
23:00 <thebeejai2> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnwfTHpnGLY
23:00 <Epi> nah man, don't set dande on fire, I work there :o
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> what u do epi
24:00 <thebeejai> ^^ rippa song )
24:00 <thebeejai> :)
24:00 <Epi> software x_x
24:00 <Epi> web etc
24:00 <thebeejai> so its easy to relocate then...
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
24:00 <Epi> haha
25:00 <thebeejai2> Caviar and cigarettes
25:00 <thebeejai2> Well versed in etiquette
25:00 <thebeejai2> Extraordinarily nice
25:00 <thebeejai2> She's a Killer Queen
25:00 <thebeejai2> Gunpowder, gelatine
25:00 <thebeejai2> Dynamite with a laser beam
25:00 <thebeejai2> Guaranteed to blow your mind
25:00 <thebeejai2> Anytime
26:00 <MrMW> r we all pissed off our faces yet?
26:00 <thebeejai2> To avoid complications
26:00 <thebeejai2> She never kept the same address
26:00 <thebeejai2> In conversation
26:00 <thebeejai2> She spoke just like a baroness
26:00 <thebeejai2> Met a man from China
26:00 <thebeejai2> Went down to Geisha Minah
26:00 <thebeejai2> Then again incidentally
26:00 <thebeejai2> If you're that way inclined
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol 
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No MrMW im still at work
27:00 <thebeejai> Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
27:00 <thebeejai> You play the guitar on the MTV
27:00 <thebeejai> That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
27:00 <thebeejai> Money for nothin' and chicks for free
27:00 <thebeejai> iiiiiii want my mmmmmm ttttttteeeeeeeee vvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
28:00 <thebeejai> ***insert the melody to end all melodies.....
28:00 <Epi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g  
28:00 <Epi> that one ^
29:00 <thebeejai2> Oh yeah I heard the news baby,
29:00 <thebeejai2> All about your disease
29:00 <thebeejai2> You may have all that you want to honey
29:00 <thebeejai2> But I got somethin' you need Oh yeah,
29:00 <thebeejai2> I ain't talkin' 'bout love
29:00 <thebeejai2> My love is rotten to the core
29:00 <thebeejai2> mm not bad epi
29:00 <thebeejai2> but its no atch for a van halen riff
30:00 <thebeejai2> https://youtu.be/SuyvT8nFMLY?list=PLmL1CLy-xH2nkBp8eDhgiNnlEZxkTtqFJ
31:00 <thebeejai> hey smelly kelly
31:00 <thebeejai> hey toz if i buy a boat how much would a vinyl print cost
32:00 <thebeejai> prob around the 4m mark..
32:00 <iBiZa> Where Agent at???
33:00 <thebeejai> Looks like I'm 'a do everything myself 
33:00 <thebeejai> Maybe I could use some help 
33:00 <thebeejai> But hell, you want something done right 
33:00 <thebeejai> You gotta do it yourself 
33:00 <thebeejai> Maybe life is up and down 
33:00 <thebeejai> But, my life's been what to now? 
33:00 <thebeejai> I crawled up your butt from hell 
33:00 <thebeejai> And that's when things got turned around
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yo
36:00 <beagle> hello ? #ASD ? im wondering if i was myself when i logged in other day and said ............ FUCK YOU deadpandadolls YOU FUCKING SHIT FOR BRAINS CUT CUNT WITH ALL THE WHIPSERS IN THE WORLD ? GO FUCK YOURSELF AND YOUR WIZE GUY ATTITUDE AND TELL YOUR OWN FUCKING MOTHER , BITCH, from chad .
37:00 <Epi> such a chad
37:00 <steven> lol
38:00 <beagle> yeah but most people wanna take a break not a kit kat .
38:00 <thebeejai_away> someone needs a snickers...
38:00 <Nice1> I think they got your letter chad
39:00 <beagle> my letter is that denial looks like you and your mother together .
41:00 <thebeejai_away> wow. what an angry little critter
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bbs ppl
45:00 <Kelevra> hah
03:00 <Nice1> whos john
09:00 <b1rd> bottle shop run ended in massive talks in car with DA gook
09:00 <b1rd> lol
09:00 <b1rd> didn't go to plan.
09:00 <b1rd> good though
09:00 <b1rd> HAH every cunt passed out
09:00 <b1rd> weak efforts
09:00 <b1rd> only 1109 hours
14:00 <Ladidadaa88> Herroo
15:00 <b1rd> oiii
15:00 <b1rd> sup nigs
16:00 <b1rd> every cunt passed out on us
16:00 <b1rd> weak dogs
16:00 <Nice1> what happend bi
16:00 <Nice1> b1rd
16:00 <b1rd> went beer run
16:00 <b1rd> ended up in deep meaningful with da gook
16:00 <b1rd> in the car for while
16:00 <b1rd> LOL
16:00 <b1rd> better than all out warfare with her spose
18:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> shop ladidada
18:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> welcome to Melbourne
20:00 <Sutekh> b1rdddddddddddd
20:00 <b1rd> smack my gook up ay Sutekh 
20:00 <b1rd> fucking annoying
21:00 <b1rd> :p
21:00 <b1rd> hi Sutekh 
21:00 <Ladidadaa88> Ibizaaa
21:00 <b1rd> fucking naive slut she is lol
21:00 <Sutekh> who?
21:00 <b1rd> my soon to be ex wife lol
21:00 <b1rd> annoying grrr
21:00 <Nice2U> hehe
21:00 <b1rd> thick as a brick shithouse
21:00 <b1rd> lolol
21:00 <Agent> WHAT
21:00 <Agent> FUCK
21:00 <Agent> I'M HERE
21:00 <b1rd> LOL
22:00 <Agent> Where's Ibiza
22:00 <b1rd> yes, where iBiZa[Mobile] 
22:00 <Agent> Apparently he was trying to get my attention earlier
22:00 <Agent> I have highlights on like six channels
23:00 <Sutekh> Agent, you must be very important
23:00 <Epi> He shoulda just said 8==D
23:00 <Agent> Nah
23:00 <Agent> They're all from Ibiza
23:00 <Sutekh> lol
23:00 <Agent> Oh, Hai Epi. Glad to see you rolled out of the trash hauler today
24:00 <Agent> Find any good bent tin cans today mate?
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 10 more mins farkin
24:00 <Epi> I found one with the label in good condition
24:00 <Agent> Until what farkin
24:00 <Agent> Epi bs
24:00 <Agent> I can never find good labels
24:00 <Agent> How you run so good?
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I get to leave this farkin workplace to start my cuntin weekend 
24:00 <Agent> Wat
25:00 <Agent> Wat's your job
25:00 <Agent> It's 1130
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I print billboards
25:00 <Agent> At 1130
25:00 <b1rd> glad im banned from sydney tho
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Same
25:00 <Agent> Lol Bird what'd you do
25:00 <Agent> Tozza you too
25:00 <Agent> Rofls
25:00 <b1rd> sleep soon
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah glad he is banned
25:00 <b1rd> lolol
26:00 <Agent> Oh lol
26:00 <b1rd> was norty as fuck this morning
26:00 <b1rd> telling plans to go murder skirmish
26:00 <Agent> Will it be in my backscroll
26:00 <b1rd> LOL prolly
26:00 <Agent> What time lol
26:00 <b1rd> hrrrm
26:00 <b1rd> early morning
26:00 <b1rd> 8 am +
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Early b1rd
26:00 <b1rd> me and me boy moohoo
26:00 <Agent> Wait found it lol
26:00 <b1rd> yes LOL
26:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
26:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOL
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Moohoo.com
26:00 <Sutekh> bad b1rdie
27:00 <b1rd> it gravitated to #melbourne 
27:00 <b1rd> after ban from syd
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey ^pHANTOM^ 
27:00 <b1rd> would love to murder him tho
27:00 <b1rd> he's so arrogant
27:00 <^pHANTOM^> hey tozza[Mobile]
27:00 <b1rd> and short too
27:00 <b1rd> LOL
27:00 <b1rd> 5 foot 1 at most
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb bud
27:00 <b1rd> seen him at airport
27:00 <Sutekh> b1rd, its just irc, who gives a fuck
27:00 <b1rd> and around here
27:00 <b1rd> true
27:00 <b1rd> but butt..
27:00 <b1rd> hate the maggot nevertheless
28:00 <b1rd> LOL
28:00 <b1rd> maybe give him slapdown IRL
28:00 <b1rd> film it for good measure
28:00 <Sutekh> most on irc are 4'11 migits
28:00 <b1rd> yes
28:00 <Agent> Lol moohoo got pwned too
28:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol chris
28:00 <Sutekh> except you
28:00 <b1rd> lol
28:00 <Sutekh> hey ^pHANTOM^
28:00 <^pHANTOM^> hey
28:00 <^pHANTOM^> :)
28:00 <b1rd> da gook like, oh oh, dont want divorce
28:00 <Agent> Did you see what happened after you got banned lol
28:00 <b1rd> im like fuck off slut, as if we ever been right
28:00 <Agent> MOohoo literally asked for a ban
29:00 <Agent> lol
29:00 <b1rd> possesive bitch a
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im like 5 11
29:00 <b1rd> ROFL me too
29:00 <b1rd> not bad tozza[Mobile] 
29:00 <MelbUser|21701> steven is gutless
29:00 <b1rd> better than skirmish
29:00 <Agent> [10:00] <%MickTaylor> You're next moohoo unless you behave
29:00 <Agent> [10:01] <moohoo> Pls do
29:00 <Agent> [10:04] * +Glenn awaits... :)
29:00 <Agent> [10:07] * ChanOP sets mode: +b *!*uid204363@*.irccloud.com
29:00 <Agent> [10:07] * moohoo was kicked by ChanOP ((MickTaylor) You asked for a 24 hour ban, here you go. :))
29:00 <b1rd> lol
29:00 <b1rd> ROFFFL
29:00 <b1rd> obliged
29:00 <Agent> Lol
30:00 <b1rd> nice work
30:00 <b1rd> ole mick
30:00 <b1rd> fkn gook, trying to hang onto me
30:00 <b1rd> i want DIVORCE NOW
30:00 <b1rd> lol
30:00 <b1rd> still mouthing off at me 
30:00 <b1rd> jesus christ
31:00 <MelbUser|21701> Micktaylor is a loser
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ill be back in 15 guys just gonna clock off
31:00 <MelbUser|21701> Micktaylor is Raichu
31:00 <Agent> Raichu
31:00 <Agent> Where do I know that guy from
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Pokemon
31:00 <Agent> I don't pokemon, that ain't it
31:00 <Sutekh> b1rd, why your wife sick f you champ?
31:00 <MelbUser|21701> Raichu is StrykerX
32:00 <Agent> Did he used to op here?
32:00 <b1rd> she annoying as fuck
32:00 <b1rd> fucksake lol
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Number 26 i think
32:00 <b1rd> stupid asian bitch
32:00 <b1rd> lol
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Evolution ok pikachu
32:00 <Agent> Lol wtf are you talking about your wife
32:00 <b1rd> fucking slut still going on
32:00 <b1rd> who got a tazer?
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> She dont love him long time
32:00 <Sutekh> b1rd did you lie to her about your cock size?
32:00 <b1rd> ROFFFL
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
32:00 <MelbUser|21701> Agent he was an op but he was removed
32:00 <b1rd> RORRRFLF
33:00 <b1rd> nar she in love with my cock
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Aww big white man
33:00 <b1rd> just not me
33:00 <Sutekh> lol
33:00 <b1rd> too possessive
33:00 <b1rd> i want anglo bitch now
33:00 <b1rd> over the asians
33:00 <b1rd> lololol
33:00 <Agent> Are you asian bird
33:00 <b1rd> bitch be like now.. get me pregant, im like narr fuck off
33:00 <b1rd> LOL
33:00 <b1rd> nar
33:00 <b1rd> im english / german genetically
34:00 <Agent> Right
34:00 <Agent> So your presiding racial trait as arrogance and hers is crazy. Good marry!
34:00 <Sutekh> b1rd, did your bank account get raped?
34:00 <b1rd> lol
34:00 <b1rd> slut raped my soul
34:00 <b1rd> bank account ok
34:00 <Agent> Better than a russian
34:00 <Agent> Russian bitches be completely off the hook
34:00 <b1rd> yer she's fucking bonkas
34:00 <Sutekh> poor b1rd
35:00 <b1rd> lol
35:00 <b1rd> LOL
35:00 <b1rd> oh well
35:00 <Sutekh> maybe you do better on irc
35:00 <b1rd> E-wife
35:00 <b1rd> a
35:00 <slower> you did marry her right?
35:00 <b1rd> official online relationshipz?
35:00 <b1rd> unfortunately
36:00 <b1rd> will fake her signature for divorce tho
36:00 <Agent> My IRC wife got stolen :(
36:00 <b1rd> if need to
36:00 <b1rd> awww
36:00 <Agent> By my best mate LOL
36:00 <b1rd> lol
36:00 <b1rd> share?
36:00 <Agent> This was fucken 20 years ago
36:00 <Agent> 199...6?
36:00 <b1rd> awwww
36:00 <b1rd> no good
36:00 <Agent> When I started using irc
36:00 <b1rd> did you bash him
36:00 <Agent> I knew this chick from Perth
36:00 <Agent> We were sweet etc
36:00 <Agent> Then they got sweet
37:00 <b1rd> lol she wishing me to die
37:00 <b1rd> LOL
37:00 <Agent> And then they got married and he moved to Perth and I wandered around empty handed for a while then found a real girlfriend
37:00 <Agent> Lol.
37:00 <b1rd> and fail at career 
37:00 <b1rd> and not happy life
37:00 <Agent> lolol
37:00 <b1rd> im like, fuck off to bed slut
37:00 <Agent> My guess is she's either Chinese or Filo
37:00 <Agent> They the craziest asians
37:00 <Agent> Japanese bitches don't yell
37:00 <Agent> They smile
37:00 <b1rd> yes
38:00 <Agent> When a jap bitch smiles at you, you're fucked.
38:00 <b1rd> true
38:00 <b1rd> Chinese genetically 
38:00 <Agent> Cause her grandfather taught her the way of the sword and it's fucking gg
38:00 <b1rd> born indonesia
38:00 <Agent> I had an indo girl once. Prude as fuck, had to let her go.
38:00 <b1rd> "WE DONT BELIEVE IN DIVORCE!"
39:00 <Agent> I never squared up and thought about it before, but I've had a pretty good selection of the world now that I think about it
40:00 <b1rd> "nar im not gunna let u go.."
40:00 <b1rd> "but i expect new car, u send me money.."
40:00 <b1rd> lol
40:00 <b1rd> getting there tho
40:00 <Sutekh> did you ever meet her b1rd?
40:00 <b1rd> which one?
40:00 <Sutekh> any of them ;p
40:00 <b1rd> da gook here now
40:00 <b1rd> LOL
41:00 <b1rd> yer
41:00 <Sutekh> ohh
41:00 <b1rd> she say before bed " i just wish u die ok"
41:00 <b1rd> lol
41:00 <b1rd> want the anglo  bitch i met before this one!
41:00 <Sutekh> you might
41:00 <b1rd> hope so
41:00 <b1rd> better than this hell
42:00 <Sutekh> maybe a spider bite you on your dick, or who knows what the future is
42:00 <Agent> Indonnesian, British, Chinese, Singaporean, Russian, Ukrainian, Norweigian, a couple of Americans, Vietnamese, French... Hmmm that's all I can think of. Besides Australians...
42:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOL
42:00 <b1rd> true tho
42:00 <b1rd> you right Sutekh 
42:00 <b1rd> nobody knows
42:00 <b1rd> could die of a fart attack tomorrow
42:00 <b1rd> lol
42:00 <Agent> I just realised I never had a Filo girl
42:00 <b1rd> you should have world sex tour
43:00 <b1rd> try before u buy
43:00 <Agent> I got a mate who literally did that
43:00 <b1rd> doing my head in this slut
43:00 <b1rd> jesus christ
43:00 <b1rd> lol yer?
43:00 <Agent> His name is Michael, he's the sort of Adonis motherfucker who can make a girl squirt just by looking at her
43:00 <b1rd> haha
43:00 <b1rd> respect
43:00 <Agent> Y'know, the kinda dude who can have any girl he wants effortlessly, Channing Tatum kinda bloke
43:00 <b1rd> would like to have that kind of sex appeal
44:00 <Agent> Anyway he does a world tour, this is five or six years ago, and he goes for two years, spends a week here, a few days there, moves about across borders constantly
44:00 <b1rd> wouldn't that be nice a
44:00 <b1rd> the b1rd must earn the girl he like
44:00 <b1rd> hard work too
44:00 <Agent> For two years he's setting about the world with the express goal of fucking as many girls as possible
44:00 <b1rd> LOLOL
44:00 <b1rd> sweet
44:00 <Agent> He lost count after a few months
44:00 <Agent> Fucking good life
44:00 <Agent> Anyway he comes back right
44:00 <b1rd> end up bringing a girl home?
44:00 <Agent> And he says, I've discovered the best bitches on the planet
44:00 <b1rd> true
44:00 <b1rd> which ones?
45:00 <Agent> And I was like, Share With Me Master
45:00 <b1rd> LOL
45:00 <Agent> I thought he was gonna say Swedish girls, cause everybody knows that right
45:00 <b1rd> yes which one?
45:00 <Agent> But no
45:00 <b1rd> yer
45:00 <b1rd> ???
45:00 <slower> where did he get the money for 2 years of just rooting?
45:00 <Agent> He goes, without any doubt on his mind whatsoever, the hottest girls on the planet are Russians
45:00 <Agent> And Iw as like... stfu
45:00 <Agent> And he goes BUT
45:00 <b1rd> hhaha nice
45:00 <Agent> They are also absolutely the craziest bitches in the galaxy
46:00 <Agent> And that the hotness isn't worth the nutsness
46:00 <b1rd> LOL worth it tho
46:00 <Agent> And then he goes, the secret is:
46:00 <b1rd> really aww
46:00 <Agent> Jump across the border into the Ukraine
46:00 <Agent> Same stock
46:00 <Agent> Hottest bitches ever
46:00 <Agent> BUT
46:00 <Agent> Ukrainian girls are raised in a culture where women respect and look after the men
46:00 <Agent> No servant and slave shit
46:00 <b1rd> oh good
47:00 <Agent> Just... respect and honor and cooperate
47:00 <b1rd> yes
47:00 <b1rd> excellent
47:00 <Agent> He tells me this, right
47:00 <b1rd> don't mind the czech wimminz
47:00 <Agent> In the Ukraine women go to actual school to learn sex
47:00 <Agent> Like... actualy sex school
47:00 <Agent> And I was like bs cunt
47:00 <b1rd> haha
47:00 <b1rd> lol 
47:00 <b1rd> mad as
47:00 <Agent> And he goes, take it or leave it, my final conclusion is Ukrainian women are the #1 best shit in the world
48:00 <b1rd> im taking mental notes
48:00 <Agent> So I go to my Ukrainian friend right
48:00 <b1rd> defintely
48:00 <Agent> And I'm like, listen up, is this guy for real
48:00 <Agent> And she goes Oh Yes
48:00 <Agent> If you don't go to these schools you will never find a husband, it's just the way culture is back home
48:00 <Agent> And iw as like, wtf
48:00 <Agent> And she goes "Yeah, I went to blowjob school when I was 16"
48:00 <Agent> And she was so fucken casual about it
48:00 <b1rd> so differnt
48:00 <Agent> Hahahahah slower
49:00 <Agent> I know right
49:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOL
49:00 <b1rd> nice
49:00 <Agent> I smelled bs too
49:00 <tozza> YO
49:00 <b1rd> nar would believe it ay
49:00 <Agent> It's true but!
49:00 <Agent> This is like my closest friend, I know when she's bullshitting
49:00 <b1rd> differnt culture
49:00 <Agent> Yeh
49:00 <Agent> So that's the hot tip for the day, fellas
49:00 <Agent> Hit up the Ukrainian girls
49:00 <Agent> They are polite, respectful, cooperative and are actually *trained* to fuck.
50:00 <b1rd> would love to get a hot little russian type maddy bitch
50:00 <b1rd> yes
50:00 <tozza> maddie from dance moms
50:00 <b1rd> will remember
50:00 <tozza> u sicko\
50:00 <Agent> Yeah I'm completely screwed cause I'm hot for a Russian girl at the moment
50:00 <b1rd> LUz
50:00 <Agent> And I *know* it's suicide
50:00 <Agent> But she's fucking gorgeous
50:00 <b1rd> true a
51:00 <b1rd> i run suicide mission daily tho
51:00 <b1rd> so all good 4 me
51:00 <b1rd> worth the risk
51:00 <Agent> Can't help myself. I know I'm gonna get burned, and Mick says Russians ain't worth the hassle, but it's like magnetism :(
51:00 <b1rd> yepp
51:00 <Agent> Anyway she's playing coy
51:00 <Agent> Might not bag her anyway
51:00 <b1rd> as they do
51:00 <b1rd> see what happens ay
51:00 <Agent> Nah she's playing not interested and keeps dating other men for a few weeks at a time
51:00 <b1rd> gotta play the game tho
51:00 <Agent> This is a long time saga
51:00 <Agent> I been sweet on this bitch for a year
52:00 <b1rd> yepp
52:00 <Agent> But
52:00 <Agent> Can't accept defeat
52:00 <b1rd> if meant to be it will ay, gotta try tho
52:00 <Agent> As long as she still picks up the phone when I call her, there's a chance, fuck it :)
52:00 <b1rd> you a true man Agent 
52:00 <Agent> You know it
52:00 <b1rd> true
52:00 <tozza> BIG WHITE TAIL ON THE CEILING AHHHH
52:00 <b1rd> our job to chase
52:00 <Agent> Tozza keeps pinning badges on my chest :(
53:00 <b1rd> kill it tozza 
53:00 <tozza> massive shoeprint on the ceikling now
53:00 <b1rd> my love life in turmoil
53:00 <Agent> Aaaaahahahahahaha
53:00 <b1rd> so too complex for even me to understand
53:00 <b1rd> atm
53:00 <b1rd> LOL
53:00 <Agent> It's alright bro
53:00 <Agent> Any females you done with, send 'em my way
53:00 <b1rd> i just play cool, see what happens
54:00 <b1rd> will
54:00 <b1rd> lol
54:00 <b1rd> :-]
54:00 <b1rd> me gook is hot but im jus over the slut
54:00 <tozza> LOL
54:00 <Agent> Like a mate from work always says, Only Virgin's Ain't Sloppy Seconds
54:00 <Agent> Lolol
54:00 <tozza> i hope that is recodred in the channel stats
54:00 <b1rd> slut never made effort before lol
54:00 <b1rd> now she working out
54:00 <Agent> Hahahaha
54:00 <Agent> Pics
54:00 <b1rd> LOL
54:00 <b1rd> ok
54:00 <b1rd> will take soon
54:00 <Agent> I'll let you know if she's hot
55:00 <b1rd> if she doesnt stab me first
55:00 <b1rd> she is
55:00 <Agent> Nar
55:00 <b1rd> but i not keen tho
55:00 <Agent> You got star-eyes etc
55:00 <b1rd> too aggressive
55:00 <Agent> She your girl
55:00 <b1rd> been 14  years
55:00 <b1rd> over it
55:00 <Agent> Yep
55:00 <tozza> https://l.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fibb.co%2FhoBOYv&h=ATOoPk12BO6mbfY01XGkXweZjTzhThBqofn7_TQMncWDhw9oXURntEi8KQGaxhHquorKGuS_GJxlYtP7Oqmy_8IIGJKw4mP8wi0RQ2_LNT4Khq-mbV2tMH3ghQv6y8OAJn1cOebIW_nAvWegmTE
55:00 <b1rd> want nice anglo chick
55:00 <tozza> cant see the shoeprint that well
55:00 <tozza> but i squashed the fuck
55:00 <b1rd> will hook you up with her
55:00 <b1rd> if you keen
55:00 <Agent> With who
55:00 <Agent> Yer wife
55:00 <Agent> wtf lol
56:00 <b1rd> wb MrMW 
56:00 <b1rd> yer
56:00 <b1rd> you have her
56:00 <Agent> Hahaha
56:00 <Agent> Nah I'm already chasing a crazy one
56:00 <b1rd> for sure, gotta get her out before she kills me
56:00 <b1rd> lol k
56:00 <Agent> When I get burned we'll talk
56:00 <Agent> Lol
56:00 <b1rd> well, lemme know 
56:00 <b1rd> yes
56:00 <b1rd> :-]
56:00 <b1rd> she ok, nice body
56:00 <b1rd> never done grog or drugs
56:00 <b1rd> bit angry but ok
57:00 <Agent> I'm a tit man. She got good tits? LOl.
57:00 <b1rd> firm and nice
57:00 <Agent> Outstanding
57:00 <b1rd> not massive but good tho
57:00 <Agent> Pack it up and mail her over
57:00 <b1rd> ok
57:00 <b1rd> sweet as
57:00 <Agent> Wait
57:00 <Agent> Make her not sick first
57:00 <b1rd> u in AU
57:00 <b1rd> she here too
57:00 <Agent> Lol yeh I live in Sydney
57:00 <b1rd> lol
57:00 <b1rd> will send
58:00 <b1rd> LOL
58:00 <Agent> kk
58:00 <b1rd> try b4 buy
58:00 <tozza> use trans direxct its door too door and its cheap
58:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOLOL
58:00 <b1rd> yes
58:00 <tozza> got my streetfighter delivered from wa for only 300 bux
58:00 <Agent> Just give her a map and tell her to walk
58:00 <b1rd> if you don't want to keep, send it home
58:00 <tozza> wb nerdygirl
58:00 <b1rd> lololol
58:00 <nerdygirl> :) 
58:00 <Agent> Wait asians can't read maps
58:00 <b1rd> hi nerdygirl 
58:00 <tozza> wb ibiza
58:00 <b1rd> true
58:00 <nerdygirl> hi b1rd 
58:00 <b1rd> i send her
58:00 <Agent> Nerdygirl, are you an asian female? Can you read maps?
59:00 <b1rd> put her on plane
59:00 <nerdygirl> i can read maps
59:00 <Nice1> hehe
59:00 <b1rd> LOLOLOL
59:00 <Agent> But the important part is are you an asian female :)
59:00 <tozza> google maps
59:00 <b1rd> nerdygirl,  is not asian then
59:00 <nerdygirl> ni hao
59:00 <b1rd> LOL
59:00 <Agent> FUCK
59:00 <nerdygirl> LOL 
59:00 <tozza> tell siri i need to take a shit.. she tell un where the nearest public toilets are
59:00 <Agent> She Chinese
59:00 <b1rd> ahh need another beer but reached dizziness stage
59:00 <tozza> she ruv u rong time
59:00 <Agent> Bird that's wine stage mate
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