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00:00 <Skirmish> So who is going to do something special for that someone in their lives in 4 days? 
00:27 <Skirmish> So who is going to do something special for that someone in their lives in 4 days?
01:00 <tozza> we have oganised gifts
01:00 <tozza> organise+
01:19 <tozza> we have oganised gifts
01:23 Quit: L00PEYD0G ([email protected]) Quit:
01:24 <tozza> organise+
02:00 <Skirmish> What did you organise? 
02:00 <tozza> these box of roses that last a year
02:00 <tozza> with some assortments of mac makeup 
02:17 <Skirmish> What did you organise?
02:37 <tozza> these box of roses that last a year
02:52 <tozza> with some assortments of mac makeup
03:00 <tozza> boom goodbooks for me 
03:00 <Skirmish> Nice. I got my wife a $200 gift card for Honey Birdette. 
03:00 <tozza> nice a gift for yourself
03:00 <Skirmish> Depends on what she buys I suppose. 
03:00 <Skirmish> They have some items I would have no interest in. 
03:06 <tozza> boom goodbooks for me
03:11 <Skirmish> Nice. I got my wife a $200 gift card for Honey Birdette.
03:21 <tozza> nice a gift for yourself
03:37 <Skirmish> Depends on what she buys I suppose.
03:44 <Skirmish> They have some items I would have no interest in.
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07:00 <tozza> lol 
07:01 <tozza> lol
07:22 Nick: tozza is now known as tozza[Mobile]
08:26 Nick: tozza[Mobile] is now known as tozza
10:00 <tozza> wb guys
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10:58 <tozza> wb guys
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17:00 <Nice1> oh no
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17:41 * Nice1 looks up the top of the list
17:46 <Nice1> oh no
18:00 <tozza> lol what nice1?
18:00 <Nice1> err nothing just thinking out loud
18:00 <Nice1> all good
18:00 <Nice1> :)
18:00 <tozza> k
18:02 <tozza> lol what nice1?
18:13 <Nice1> err nothing just thinking out loud
18:24 <Nice1> all good
18:26 <Nice1> :)
18:29 <tozza> k
19:12 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Nice1
20:00 <Nice1> Nice1 ChanOP!
20:00 <Nice1> heh
20:38 <Nice1> Nice1 ChanOP!
20:40 <Nice1> heh
21:00 <tozza> chanop has alerted me and wants to extend his grattitute to your politeness
21:00 <Nice1> we'll that'd be a first!
21:00 <tozza> you being polite?
21:25 <tozza> chanop has alerted me and wants to extend his grattitute to your politeness
21:46 <Nice1> we'll that'd be a first!
21:57 <tozza> you being polite?
22:00 <Nice1> ChanOP used to ban me non stop!
22:00 <tozza> lol jk
22:00 <Nice1> dont know what to make of chanop these days
22:00 <Nice1> heh
22:06 <Nice1> ChanOP used to ban me non stop!
22:08 <tozza> lol jk
22:43 <Nice1> dont know what to make of chanop these days
22:44 <Nice1> heh
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24:00 <Sutekh> Nice1, caus ur new man, now respected
24:00 <Nice1> heh is that what you call it?
24:00 <Nice1> hehh
24:09 <Sutekh> Nice1, caus ur new man, now respected
24:34 <Nice1> heh is that what you call it?
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24:43 <Nice1> hehh
25:00 <Nice1> its all good Skirmish
25:00 <Nice1> err Sutekh
25:00 <Sutekh> i told you once you saw the light ur life would change
25:04 <Nice1> its all good Skirmish
25:08 <Nice1> err Sutekh
25:29 <Sutekh> i told you once you saw the light ur life would change
26:00 <Skirmish> It's certainly a different atmosphere with the new management. 
26:00 <Nice1> you can say that again!
26:00 <tozza> good i hope
26:00 <Sutekh> less anal?
26:15 <Skirmish> It's certainly a different atmosphere with the new management.
26:33 <Nice1> you can say that again!
26:51 <tozza> good i hope
26:51 <Sutekh> less anal?
27:00 <tozza> you guys happy?
27:00 <Nice1> yes everyone thing is good
27:00 <Nice1> dandy
27:00 <Nice1> is my new catch phrase
27:00 <tozza> lol
27:14 <tozza> you guys happy?
27:19 <Nice1> yes everyone thing is good
27:28 <Nice1> dandy
27:28 Quit: Astrofloss ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
27:35 <Nice1> is my new catch phrase
27:55 <tozza> lol
28:00 <Sutekh> Nice1, why were you always banned anyway? were u an abuse troll?
28:00 <Skirmish> tozza: So far so good. You've made some choices for op that I wouldn't have gone with but it's your show so we can wait and see how that pans out. 
28:00 <Nice1> I dont know
28:08 <Sutekh> Nice1, why were you always banned anyway? were u an abuse troll?
28:57 <Skirmish> tozza: So far so good. You've made some choices for op that I wouldn't have gone with but it's your show so we can wait and see how that pans out.
28:58 <Nice1> I dont know
30:00 <tozza> skirmish: all good 
30:00 <tozza> .... now
30:48 <tozza> skirmish: all good
30:59 <tozza> .... now
31:00 <tozza> on another note
31:00 <tozza> i only have 4 beers tonight :(
31:00 <tozza> fuck sake
31:00 <tozza> lol
31:00 <Skirmish> According to a study a while back that is enough to qualify for binge drinking. 
31:00 <Nice1> i dont know Sutekh...try asking asking Bozza
31:02 <tozza> on another note
31:10 <tozza> i only have 4 beers tonight :(
31:12 <tozza> fuck sake
31:26 <tozza> lol
31:28 <Skirmish> According to a study a while back that is enough to qualify for binge drinking.
31:28 <Nice1> i dont know Sutekh...try asking asking Bozza
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32:00 <tozza> skirmish: probably so
32:00 <tozza> gonna cook some 
32:00 <tozza> pancakes soon
32:00 <tozza> MMMMM
32:00 <Sutekh> Nice1, you told me before you used to be a bad man
32:07 <tozza> skirmish: probably so
32:14 <tozza> gonna cook some
32:17 <tozza> pancakes soon
32:18 <tozza> MMMMM
32:56 <Sutekh> Nice1, you told me before you used to be a bad man
33:00 <Nice1> did I?
33:00 <Nice1> when was that
33:00 <Nice1> I got memory issues
33:00 <Sutekh> not that long ago...
33:03 <Nice1> did I?
33:08 <Nice1> when was that
33:14 <Nice1> I got memory issues
33:59 <Sutekh> not that long ago...
34:00 <Sutekh> you and pliv
34:00 <tozza> does anyone here go target shooting?
34:00 <tozza> like at a ssaa or someting?
34:00 <Skirmish> I used to a long time ago. Not enough time in the day now. 
34:00 <tozza> skirmish where did u go?
34:17 <Sutekh> you and pliv
34:28 <tozza> does anyone here go target shooting?
34:39 <tozza> like at a ssaa or someting?
34:41 <Skirmish> I used to a long time ago. Not enough time in the day now.
34:55 <tozza> skirmish where did u go?
35:00 <tozza> eagle park?
35:00 <Skirmish> A friend of mine has a large pistol and rifle collection and we would go spend the day at his local range. Nah it was local to me in Newcastle. 
35:00 <tozza> ohh ok
35:00 <tozza> the guys in nsw have it hard for laws there
35:01 <tozza> eagle park?
35:27 <Skirmish> A friend of mine has a large pistol and rifle collection and we would go spend the day at his local range. Nah it was local to me in Newcastle.
35:44 <tozza> ohh ok
35:58 <tozza> the guys in nsw have it hard for laws there
36:00 <tozza> im loooking at the new ruger precision .308 
36:00 <tozza> man its a sexy piece of kit
36:18 <tozza> im loooking at the new ruger precision .308
36:27 <tozza> man its a sexy piece of kit
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39:00 <breaker> Welcome back tozza[Mobile] :)
39:00 <tozza> lol
39:20 Quit: tozza[Mobile] ([email protected]) Quit: hadouken
39:28 Join: tozza[Mobile] ([email protected]) to #melbourne
39:42 <breaker> Welcome back tozza[Mobile] :)
39:55 <tozza> lol
41:00 <Nice1> breaker ive noticed you are very very well behaved in this channel
41:10 <Nice1> breaker ive noticed you are very very well behaved in this channel
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42:00 <Nice1> which is dumbfounding
42:00 <Sutekh> all can be saved
42:00 <Nice1> hehe
42:00 <Nice1> yeah I guess
42:14 <Nice1> which is dumbfounding
42:47 <Sutekh> all can be saved
42:52 <Nice1> hehe
42:56 <Nice1> yeah I guess
44:00 Quit: tozza[Mobile] ([email protected]) Quit: hadouken
46:00 <Skirmish> Nice1: breaker knows what will happen if he's not. He has incentive. 
46:30 <Skirmish> Nice1: breaker knows what will happen if he's not. He has incentive.
47:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Danny bozza
47:00 <Nice1> hehe indeed. 
47:00 <breaker> No Skirmish, I'm not like you. You were deleted because all you did was ban people who chatted.. not only that you abused them as well.
47:18 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Danny bozza
47:26 <Nice1> hehe indeed.
47:48 <breaker> No Skirmish, I'm not like you. You were deleted because all you did was ban people who chatted.. not only that you abused them as well.
48:00 <tozza> new day new friends
48:38 <tozza> new day new friends
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49:00 <breaker> Welcome back Lumeah :)
49:42 <breaker> Welcome back Lumeah :)
49:49 Nick: tozza is now known as tozza[Mobile]
50:00 <Nice1> this channel used to be hell on earth...now its like a swingers party
50:59 <Nice1> this channel used to be hell on earth...now its like a swingers party
51:04 Nick: tozza[Mobile] is now known as tozza
52:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> oh behave
52:00 <tozza> what makes you say swingers party nice1 LOL
52:22 <iBiZa[Mobile]> oh behave
52:32 <tozza> what makes you say swingers party nice1 LOL
53:00 <Nice1> ive seen it on youporn tozza
53:00 <tozza> mirc sex?
53:00 <breaker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fuo8Ls7EoNk
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Austin Powers - Oh Behave! (single again) (May 15, 2015) Length: - Category: People & Blogs - 13,920 views views - 61 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
53:00 <tozza> gives access all over their face at the end
53:03 <Nice1> ive seen it on youporn tozza
53:28 <tozza> mirc sex?
53:41 <breaker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fuo8Ls7EoNk
53:44 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Austin Powers - Oh Behave! (single again) (May 15, 2015) Length: - Category: People & Blogs - 13,920 views views - 61 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
53:54 <tozza> gives access all over their face at the end
54:00 <Nice1> that might be the best thing to beat off to 
54:23 <Nice1> that might be the best thing to beat off to
54:29 Join: tozza[Mobile] ([email protected]) to #melbourne
56:00 <tozza> lol
56:24 <tozza> lol
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07:08 Quit: Nice1 ([email protected]) Quit: TooTired4Irc
07:17 Join: Nice1 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
09:23 Quit: Nice1 ([email protected]) Quit: TooTired4Irc
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27:00 <tozza> 6 pancake stack with berries and yoghurt MMMM 
27:55 <tozza> 6 pancake stack with berries and yoghurt MMMM
28:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> mmmmm
28:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> datool4u
28:09 <iBiZa[Mobile]> mmmmm
28:25 <iBiZa[Mobile]> datool4u
30:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> obama
30:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> changeeee
30:27 <iBiZa[Mobile]> obama
30:34 <iBiZa[Mobile]> changeeee
30:38 Quit: AndroUser ([email protected]) EOF from client
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30:46 Join: [-cOnDoMhEaD-] ([email protected]) to #melbourne
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31:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> danz
31:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> u there
31:22 <iBiZa[Mobile]> danz
31:30 <iBiZa[Mobile]> u there
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41:00 <iBiZa> another quiet night
41:00 <iBiZa> in #Melburne city
41:09 <iBiZa> another quiet night
41:12 <iBiZa> in #Melburne city
43:19 * iBiZa slaps Hendrie[Mobile] around a bit with a large trout
43:39 Join: NoCard ([email protected]) to #melbourne
44:00 <iBiZa> hi NoCard
44:02 <iBiZa> hi NoCard
45:00 <NoCard> Hello Ibiza
45:00 <iBiZa> whats happening?
45:00 <NoCard> I am wondering what goes in here, I am in US not Aus.
45:24 <NoCard> Hello Ibiza
45:39 <iBiZa> whats happening?
45:57 <NoCard> I am wondering what goes in here, I am in US not Aus.
46:00 <iBiZa> not much
47:00 <iBiZa> not much
47:00 <iBiZa> just a lot of slooders
47:00 <NoCard> Are there any special commands available so as to activate channel bots that rely statistics?
47:00 <NoCard> -rely/+relay 
47:00 <iBiZa> best to visit http://www.chatmelbourne.com.au/stats
47:03 <iBiZa> just a lot of slooders
47:19 <NoCard> Are there any special commands available so as to activate channel bots that rely statistics?
47:35 <NoCard> -rely/+relay
47:38 <iBiZa> best to visit http://www.chatmelbourne.com.au/stats
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59:00 <iBiZa> dim sim
59:27 Join: tozza[Mobile] ([email protected]) to #melbourne
59:38 <iBiZa> dim sim
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Devil wing
00:04 <tozza[Mobile]> Devil wing
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02:00 <Blyke> `op
02:00 <Blyke> lols
02:00 <Blyke> coffee
02:00 <iBiZa> #MELBOURNE WHERE WE ALL GET ALONG
02:00 <iBiZa> think of me as sadam hussian
02:00 <Blyke> i'm teaching myself this songs melody
02:03 <Blyke> `op
02:03 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blyke
02:06 <Blyke> lols
02:07 <Blyke> coffee
02:16 <iBiZa> #MELBOURNE WHERE WE ALL GET ALONG
02:29 <iBiZa> think of me as sadam hussian
02:49 <Blyke> i'm teaching myself this songs melody
03:00 <Blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOWVgPeXs1w
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Heaven sent me 1 Trance MUSIC 2016 new great tune (Feb 18, 2016) Length: 2:44 - Category: Music - 141 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
03:00 <Blyke> the song i wrote for a woman on here
03:00 <Blyke> :P
03:00 <iBiZa> Who?
03:00 <iBiZa> Belle?
03:15 <Blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOWVgPeXs1w
03:18 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Heaven sent me 1 Trance MUSIC 2016 new great tune (Feb 18, 2016) Length: 2:44 - Category: Music - 141 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
03:33 <Blyke> the song i wrote for a woman on here
03:35 <Blyke> :P
03:39 <iBiZa> Who?
03:41 <iBiZa> Belle?
04:16 Quit: tozza[Mobile] ([email protected]) Quit: hadouken
05:00 <NoCard> The first picture on that youtube link appears to be a star exploding! Earlier this week a star did explode but I didn't hear it 
05:00 <Blyke> lol
05:00 <Blyke> i going try trackmania turbo demo on ps4
05:00 <NoCard> It ought to be good storms all over Earth
05:18 <NoCard> The first picture on that youtube link appears to be a star exploding! Earlier this week a star did explode but I didn't hear it
05:31 <Blyke> lol
05:55 <Blyke> i going try trackmania turbo demo on ps4
05:57 <NoCard> It ought to be good storms all over Earth
07:00 <NoCard> Or rather the exploding star ought to bring some atmospheric weather here on Earth, the shock waves ought to vibrate the equator area first
07:43 <NoCard> Or rather the exploding star ought to bring some atmospheric weather here on Earth, the shock waves ought to vibrate the equator area first
08:00 <NoCard> then from there our planets atmosphere shall pass off the energy where it shall.
08:00 <\Romeo> ?
08:24 <NoCard> then from there our planets atmosphere shall pass off the energy where it shall.
09:00 <\Romeo> ?
09:00 <\Romeo> :)
09:00 <iBiZa> !uno
09:00 <iBiZa> type !Join
09:00 <iBiZa> if u wanna play
09:00 <NoCard> !join
09:11 <\Romeo> :)
09:13 <iBiZa> !uno
09:13 <MelbUno> iBiZa has started UNO v2.0 by BrAndo. Type !join to join the game.
09:20 <iBiZa> type !Join
09:21 <iBiZa> if u wanna play
09:29 * iBiZa slaps skirmish
09:58 <NoCard> !join
09:58 <MelbUno> NoCard will be player 2.
10:00 <iBiZa> anyone else?
10:00 <iBiZa> \Romeo u in?
10:00 <NoCard> Pete
10:00 <NoCard> come on
10:07 <iBiZa> anyone else?
10:10 <iBiZa> \Romeo u in?
10:25 <NoCard> Pete
10:27 <NoCard> come on
11:00 <Tim-Sim> it is time to chillax https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgRm1ISlw_A
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: So Much Trouble in the World - BOB MARLEY (Jun 14, 2008) Length: 4:04 - Category: Music - 3,550,956 views views - 10,460 likes (98.5%), 156 dislikes (1.5%)
11:00 <iBiZa> tim sim
11:00 <iBiZa> u wanna play?
11:00 <iBiZa> type !Join
11:00 <Tim-Sim> play what?
11:00 <iBiZa> uno
11:22 <Tim-Sim> it is time to chillax https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgRm1ISlw_A
11:25 <BlackDevil> Youtube: So Much Trouble in the World - BOB MARLEY (Jun 14, 2008) Length: 4:04 - Category: Music - 3,550,956 views views - 10,460 likes (98.5%), 156 dislikes (1.5%)
11:27 <iBiZa> tim sim
11:29 <iBiZa> u wanna play?
11:31 <iBiZa> type !Join
11:47 <Tim-Sim> play what?
11:53 <iBiZa> uno
12:00 <Tim-Sim> nah
12:00 <iBiZa> !deal
12:00 <iBiZa> !play red 6
12:00 <Tim-Sim> I'll watch 
12:00 <NoCard> !play green 6
12:05 <Tim-Sim> nah
12:10 <iBiZa> !deal
12:11 <MelbUno> iBiZa's turn.
12:11 <MelbUno> Top card: [R]
12:18 <iBiZa> !play red 6
12:19 <MelbUno> NoCard's turn.
12:19 <MelbUno> Top card: [6]
12:24 <Tim-Sim> I'll watch
12:49 <NoCard> !play green 6
13:00 <Tim-Sim> can't even remember how to play uno irl
13:00 <NoCard> !deal
13:00 <iBiZa> try !cards
13:00 <NoCard> cards
13:00 <NoCard> !cards
13:01 <Tim-Sim> can't even remember how to play uno irl
13:11 <NoCard> !deal
13:19 <iBiZa> try !cards
13:27 <NoCard> cards
13:30 <NoCard> !cards
14:00 <NoCard> The bot mentioned I didn't appear to be an OP 
14:00 <iBiZa> im ogg
14:00 <iBiZa> night
14:17 <NoCard> The bot mentioned I didn't appear to be an OP
14:45 <iBiZa> im ogg
14:49 <iBiZa> night
15:00 <NoCard> !uno
15:30 <NoCard> !uno
16:43 Kick: MelbUno was kicked by ChanOP ([iBiZa] User Kick requested)
18:43 <NoCard> TY ChanOP, may you find a quarter pound of White Stilton to be zesty and to your liking!
19:21 <NoCard> +Cheese
19:34 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v NoCard
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34:28 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey suddam
36:56 Quit: TheDarkTruth ([email protected]) Quit: wubba lubba dub dub
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39:14 Nick: \Romeo is now known as [_alienated-\Romeo|HACKT]
39:42 <tozza[Mobile]> Zooper dooper sours are awesome
39:50 <beagle> i was told they are horrible
40:22 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah awesome
40:44 <beagle> which is favourite flavour
40:46 <tozza[Mobile]> But then again i like sour lollies
40:54 <tozza[Mobile]> Lemon then apple
41:05 <breaker> Night peoples :)
41:07 <beagle> is there cigarette and wine flavours
41:17 <beagle> gn
41:51 Nick: [_alienated-\Romeo|HACKT] is now known as [__alienated|-\-|romeo\hackt]
41:52 <tozza[Mobile]> Latahz breaker
44:20 <Tim-Sim> any good youtube vids?
44:53 <beagle> http://yourlisten.com/Guy.Beagle/voice-028# my comedy trying to pretend im some hardcore singer
46:07 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE18lNjaPkw and heres a youtube video i put on youtube , some insane mod of a game i played all these years
46:56 <tozza> subscribed to cinnemassacre beagle
47:40 <tozza> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gJETug-Ch8&t=216s
47:43 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hanzo vga box review (Feb 1, 2017) Length: 19:11 - Category: People & Blogs - 92 views views - 9 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
48:00 <beagle> mine didnt come up with description
48:02 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE18lNjaPkw
48:04 <tozza> thats a video review i did of the hanzo vga box for the dreamcast i got lastweek
48:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: oni modded to maximum (Dec 17, 2015) Length: 02:54:36 - Category: Film & Animation - 182 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
48:09 <beagle> ok there is the description
48:34 * [__alienated|-\-|romeo\hackt] slaps beagle around a bit with a large trout
49:00 Quit: [__alienated|-\-|romeo\hackt] ([email protected]) Quit:
49:45 Join: beeg ([email protected]) to #melbourne
50:22 <tozza> welcome beagle
50:27 <beeg> hi
50:50 <beeg> my nickname is a shadow ghost !
51:08 <beeg> what i was saying is i bought a game gear, and 13 cartridges
51:17 <beeg> bought the game gear itself from melbourne
51:21 <beeg> and the carts from all around the world
51:31 <tozza> my gamegear dosent display
51:39 <tozza> tried re-capping but didnt do shit
51:43 <beeg> mine does , has few dead pixels you dont notice tho
51:50 <beeg> mine was recapped
51:57 <beeg> i spose it will work until 2030 or something lol
52:01 <beeg> i play tennis on it the most
52:04 <beeg> out of all the games
52:05 <tozza> my freind just made one into a console with s-video out
52:10 <beeg> i have .... well ill list the games for you
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52:30 <tozza> ihave 2 copys of xmen and a baseball game
52:42 <beeg> donald duck and the dime caper, indiana jones and the last crusade, columns, lemmings, 4 in 1 tennis and super colums soccer and car racing, outrun ....
52:48 <beeg> i have a baseball game
52:55 <tozza> outrun (y)
52:56 <beeg> send me a copy of xmen
52:59 <tozza> nah
53:04 <beeg> :(
53:15 <tozza> gamegear has a everdrive now
53:29 <tozza> get one of those to have the entire library
53:29 <beeg> well i have the tv adaptor but they stopped the analogue ... DAMMIT !
53:36 <Blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOWVgPeXs1w
53:38 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Heaven sent me 1 Trance MUSIC 2016 new great tune (Feb 18, 2016) Length: 2:44 - Category: Music - 141 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
53:38 <tozza> plus i have the master system converter for it
53:59 <tozza> haha yeh no one has figured to do a DTV mod yet
54:11 <beeg> ill send a few games for the master system converter
54:22 <beeg> there *IS* a vga mod , tozza
54:25 <tozza> all good dude i have many
54:36 <beeg> im looking for galaga
54:39 <tozza> im currently doing vga on my ms2
54:41 <beeg> and wonderboy
54:49 <tozza> ii have all 3 wonderboys
54:58 <tozza> i have galaga on nes and famicom
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55:27 <beeg> galaga on game gear was listed for $100
55:28 <beeg> on ebay
55:37 <beeg> most games are like $15
55:42 <tozza> didnt know it was even on it
55:48 <beeg> and for galaga they want $100 which issssssssssssssssssssssssssssss just my luckkkkk
55:56 <beeg> oh you bet it is
56:41 <tozza> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRixddvRi_w
56:43 <beeg> lemmings is good on game gear
56:45 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Krikzz's Everdrive GG Game Gear Flash Cartridge Gameplay Video (Nov 20, 2011) Length: 9:19 - Category: Gaming - 2,607 views views - 12 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
56:48 <beeg> do you have lemmings
57:19 <beeg> my game gear is BLACK and was made in TAIWAN
57:54 <beeg> its model is 2110
58:04 <beeg> i recently put galaga for mame4all on my psp
58:06 <beeg> just few hours ago
58:08 <tozza> i only have those 3 games but if u buy that everdrive u can have all the gamegear games
58:24 <tozza> everdrive is a cart u plu a sd card into that boots on your gamegear
58:40 <tozza> galaga on famicom is good
58:44 <beeg> ah
58:51 <tozza> i have hyperspin in one of my arcade machines for mame
58:51 <beeg> on psp its exactly same as arcade
58:55 <beeg> cause it uses the arcade rom
59:02 <tozza> yeh i know mame
59:39 <tozza> u know aboiut the 2nd left ship trick
59:46 <beeg> ?
59:48 <tozza> leave it hanging for 15 moins
00:01 <tozza> then destroy it then every level after that no one can shoot u
00:30 <beeg> 15 minutes of avoiding missiles and ships ?
01:14 <tozza> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocXTnnI66Cc
01:17 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Galaga "No Fire" Trick (May 8, 2015) Length: 4:10 - Category: Gaming - 2,994 views views - 16 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
01:27 <tozza> cant remember exactly there is a video
01:49 <beeg> does the trick work for MIDWAY version
02:30 <tozza> i think namco only
04:21 <tozza[Mobile]> Anyway handy little tip for you
05:27 <beeg> lemme try the namco version see if it works on my psp
06:10 <beeg> yes it do
06:26 <beeg> gee can i really be bothered waiting 15 minutes
06:32 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
06:40 <tozza[Mobile]> I think its 15
06:45 <tozza[Mobile]> Pretty sure
07:08 <tozza[Mobile]> Dude enjoy im
07:11 <tozza[Mobile]> Off too sleep
07:19 <tozza[Mobile]> Take it easy let us know how ya go
07:30 <beeg> ok waiting ...
07:36 <beeg> sitting there doing nothing
08:32 <beeg> ill do it tomorrow
08:41 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
08:46 <tozza[Mobile]> Night mate
08:48 <beeg> gn
09:13 <beeg> while you sleep i might upload a game i play on game gear of tennis
09:20 <beeg> or what game do you wanna see
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37:01 <Blyke> `voice Lumeah
37:07 <Blyke> hmm
37:11 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Lumeah
37:20 <Blyke> kk
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45:35 <Lumeah> Ta
45:46 <Blyke> no worries :)
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25:25 <Blyke> https://youtu.be/AgJ_GvCO3f4
25:28 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GATEWAY EDM 2017 (Feb 9, 2017) Length: 1:18 - Category: Music - 1 view views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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04:07 <Glenn> Good morning all! :)
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04:44 * [\_^a^Romeo^_] slaps Glenn around a bit with a large trout
05:17 * Glenn belts the crap out of [\_^a^Romeo^_] with a bit of old smelly dead fish!
07:06 <[\_^a^Romeo^_]> hehe
07:09 <[\_^a^Romeo^_]> awesome
08:09 <Blyke> https://youtu.be/Y-lLE-NJTsg
08:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE PATH 2017 going sik mix (Feb 9, 2017) Length: 1:26 - Category: Music - 1 view views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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22:44 <[\__^a^Romeo^__]> it's raining fish
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17:44 <Blyke> morning
17:53 <Blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgJ_GvCO3f4
17:55 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GATEWAY EDM 2017 (Feb 9, 2017) Length: 1:18 - Category: Music - 6 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
17:58 <Blyke> yep
24:24 <Blyke> or the mellow version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_D-dXQcdE4
24:27 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 5 ANGELS 2017 to the point (Feb 9, 2017) Length: 1:18 - Category: Music - 4 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
35:00 <Glenn> Good morning all! :)
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49:00 <JedStar> Howdy all
49:00 <JedStar> :D
50:17 <Glenn> Good morning all! :)
56:00 <carlOz> morning all
56:00 <carlOz> doing a dump in the factory toilets
56:00 <carlOz> thought id say hi
57:00 <JedStar> Howdy carlOz
58:00 <carlOz> ;)
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11:18 <beeg> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LunmLuu2dk8
11:21 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tennis game gear for tozza (Feb 9, 2017) Length: 9:07 - Category: Film & Animation - 1 view views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
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35:00 <beehhh> if you cant hit the g, your out of the league
35:03 <beehhh> thanks women
35:26 <beeg> beehhh
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38:06 <staffecet> Glenn you work at dekin uni?
39:02 <Glenn> No, I'm ex Monash.
39:19 <staffecet> http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/prince-leonard-of-western-australias-hutt-river-province-abdicates/news-story/39dbb78e38558f95099cbd00a2e13711
40:18 <staffecet> i used to play teeball at monash btw 97-98
40:34 <staffecet> at their morninton campus
40:49 <staffecet> were you there then Glenn?
41:41 <Glenn> Yes, but not that campus.
42:11 <staffecet> i havent been back to oz last 10 years
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59:45 <iBiZa[Mobile]> sup ?
00:31 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LunmLuu2dk8
00:34 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tennis game gear for tozza (Feb 9, 2017) Length: 9:07 - Category: Film & Animation - 1 view views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
00:46 <beagle> put that there for you , well for tozza but you can have a look
02:05 <staffecet> beagle u have power there
02:15 <staffecet> albanese fought with cris payne
02:27 <staffecet> over parliament's gas bill
03:14 <staffecet> 10:03pm here
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03:38 <beagle> 833 morning
03:45 <beagle> really late there !
03:51 <beagle> u on your tablet ?
04:07 <beagle> i ran a performance test on my phone it scored 7500 passmark
04:15 <staffecet> yes i m using mobile internet
04:21 <staffecet> hotspot
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18:10 <staffecet> beagle go nuclear for power
18:17 <staffecet> electricity
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03:00 <carlOz> 15 min smoko 
03:00 <carlOz> who wants to cyber
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05:00 <BlackDevil> too late
05:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im done for the day
06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> isnt that right BlackDevil ;)
06:00 <BlackDevil> yup
06:00 <BlackDevil> wonderful time
06:00 <BlackDevil> i came like 4 times
06:00 <BlackDevil> lost count
06:00 <carlOz> lucky cunts
07:00 <carlOz> solo wankathon it is
08:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> who said anything about solo
09:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> FUCK YEAH DISTURBED
17:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> ask plz
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22:41 <ruscal> anyone here play apl 888 poker ?
24:52 * Glenn is playing w-o-r-k. :P
26:15 <ruscal> me too but was at poker last night
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47:55 <iBiZa[Mobile]> nope
48:06 <iBiZa[Mobile]> but have done xxx poker
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00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Morning
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06:53 <Blyke> `op
06:53 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blyke
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07:34 <Blyke> hi
07:37 <moohoo> hellooo
08:03 <moohoo> hi chris
08:12 <Blyke> needed filters this morning went got those and a can of coke
08:25 <Blyke> threw can of coke in a recycle bin
08:31 <moohoo> t ultra slims?
08:32 <Blyke> found a acer aspire
08:37 <Blyke> note book
08:41 <Blyke> using it now
08:43 <Blyke> lol
08:47 <moohoo> bullshit
08:48 <Blyke> need
08:59 <Blyke> to use my monitor ac power thing
09:03 <Blyke> to charge it
09:14 <moohoo> where u find it?
09:19 <Blyke> in a bin
09:29 <Blyke> when i threw the coke can away
09:31 <moohoo> noble park?
09:51 <Blyke> its 1.86 ghz
10:01 <moohoo> is it fast?
10:05 <Blyke> 14.1 sreen
10:11 <Blyke> i runs win 7
10:18 <Blyke> boots in less than 30 seconds
10:18 <moohoo> wanna sell it?
10:24 <Blyke> nup
10:42 <moohoo> u didn't even find one
11:09 <Blyke> check my fb in 2 mins
12:10 <moohoo> I don't know your fb
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13:25 <moohoo> why lie for?
14:00 <Blyke> lol
14:03 <Blyke> check it
15:37 <Blyke> www.facebook.com/alisidtrance
17:06 <Blyke> i threw my coke can in and went wtf
17:13 <Blyke> grab it out
17:19 <Blyke> tried power it up
17:24 <Blyke> wouldnt work
17:30 <Blyke> had to go into bios
17:36 <Blyke> make boot from dvd
17:51 <Blyke> lucky i had 1 blank dvd and windows 7 iso on my pc
17:54 <Blyke> lol
17:59 <Blyke> made it work
18:03 <Blyke> with my brains
18:46 <moohoo> its unavailable attatchment
18:50 <moohoo> liar
19:01 <Blyke> login to fb
19:06 <Blyke> then u can see it
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19:50 <Blyke> anyways need use my monitor
19:54 <Blyke> so turning this off
20:12 <moohoo> I seen it now
20:44 <moohoo> good score
21:44 <+Kelevra> good morning ppls
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26:00 <Kelevra> morning tozza[Mobile]
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27:26 <Blyke> `op
27:26 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blyke
28:41 <Blyke> found this in bin
28:43 <Blyke> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1901133153455457&set=a.1491100741125369.1073741832.100006763722677&type=3&theater
28:52 <Blyke> or this
28:53 <Blyke> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1901133153455457&set=a.1491100741125369.1073741832.100006763722677&type=3&theater
30:18 <Blyke> when i got it it didnt power up
30:30 <Blyke> and i had no ac adapter
30:35 <Blyke> then my monitor is acer
30:43 <Blyke> i thought give it a shot
30:52 <Blyke> power up power off straight away
30:54 <Blyke> after bios
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Heyy how r ya
31:00 <Kelevra> yeah good thanks, yourself?
31:01 <Blyke> said fuck this go into bios
31:03 <Blyke> cool can
31:05 <Blyke> sweet
31:13 <Blyke> looked for win 7 dvd
31:19 <Blyke> thought shit not 64bit
31:31 <Blyke> then found only blank dvd i have
31:37 <Blyke> looked on my quad core
31:44 <Blyke> win 7 iso all versions
31:45 <Blyke> lol
31:52 <Blyke> now works u cunt
31:54 <Blyke> :=p
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not baf just got out of shower
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Waiting for friends too rock up we gonna go bowling then head the pub for a meal then go work
32:59 <+Kelevra> bin alptop ftw i guess
33:00 <Kelevra> lol pub then work o.O
33:04 <+Kelevra> laptop even
34:00 <tozza> yeh just for food maybe some pool
34:25 <Blyke> lol
34:30 <Blyke> hi hun
34:35 <+Kelevra> hola
34:43 <+Kelevra> hows this morning treating you?
34:46 <moohoo> hey kelevz
34:51 <+Kelevra> hey moohoo
35:00 <+Kelevra> what's happening?
35:00 <Blyke> i learned how to play this song at 2 am
35:01 <Blyke> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_D-dXQcdE4
35:02 <moohoo> whats crackin
35:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 5 ANGELS 2017 to the point (Feb 9, 2017) Length: 1:18 - Category: Music - 5 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
35:16 <+Kelevra> not much, busy day since 5am
35:27 <Blyke> how so
35:37 <+Kelevra> I had to turn off my lights at the fuse box
35:38 <moohoo> me too smoking bongs and eating
35:43 <Blyke> oh
35:46 <moohoo> needs me a jobby
36:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> driving
36:00 <tozza> oh yeh
36:00 <tozza> nice
36:09 <Blyke> that song i can play
36:14 <Blyke> on keyboard
36:21 <Blyke> well not all drums but melody
36:23 <+Kelevra> argh the girls woke up and figured it'd be a really cool idea to empty my clothes washing powder all over the place so i cleaned it and turned off the lights at the fuse box
36:32 <moohoo> are u using the lappy?
36:38 <Blyke> no
36:41 <Blyke> not atm
36:46 <moohoo> why?
36:53 <Blyke> cause i want play music
36:58 <Blyke> like play it
37:02 <Blyke> with an instrument
37:14 <moohoo> oh ok
38:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i hate working :(
38:00 <Kelevra> pool sounds good, fuck it's hot outside
38:06 * moohoo scurries off for a poo
38:26 <Blyke> Kelevra
38:41 <Blyke> i had midi kb controller for 7 days now
38:42 <Blyke> 8
38:49 <Blyke> i played this last night https://youtu.be/Y-lLE-NJTsg
38:52 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE PATH 2017 going sik mix (Feb 9, 2017) Length: 1:26 - Category: Music - 6 views views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> sucks to be down there :P
39:00 <tozza> think its 36 today
39:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> 32 here i think
39:00 <Kelevra> that's shit
39:29 * moohoo slaps blyke around a bit with a large spotted dogfish
39:35 <Blyke> lol
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i want it to be cooler ffs
40:00 <Kelevra> same, I wanted to go shops but it's too hot
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> especially over the weekend
40:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> im going camping sat :D
40:10 <Blyke> blow hot wind
40:13 <Blyke> but i do this
40:14 <Blyke> https://youtu.be/AgJ_GvCO3f4
40:16 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GATEWAY EDM 2017 (Feb 9, 2017) Length: 1:18 - Category: Music - 6 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
40:26 <+Kelevra> fuck it's still warm in my apartment
40:45 <Blyke> dang
40:48 <Blyke> nam it
41:00 <Kelevra> o0o0o0oer
41:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yup going bush and getting away from the run of the city
41:43 <+Kelevra> and seriously if I ever go shopping after having ample amounts of beer I'll shoot myself
41:52 <+Kelevra> bought so much shit
41:55 <+Kelevra> =\
42:00 <Kelevra> sounds good, fuck you people live good lives, pool and camping and whatnot
43:54 <moohoo> beer goggles
44:02 <+Kelevra> I totally forgot to get bread
44:09 <moohoo> lmao
44:18 <moohoo> make some its easy
44:19 <Blyke> Kelevra u like beer
44:20 <Blyke> ?
44:32 <+Kelevra> but ample amounts of swiss cheese and chips and chocolate bars, burgers, chicken kievs all seemed like a mighty fine idea
44:36 <+Kelevra> yeah i like beer
44:37 <moohoo> whyo doesn't like beer
44:42 <Blyke> chicken kievs
44:46 <Blyke> nice
44:49 <moohoo> mmmm
45:05 <moohoo> I make besy kievs
45:11 <moohoo> best
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45:36 <+Kelevra> killer pythons, triple buttered popcorn
45:43 <+Kelevra> where the fuck was my thought pattern
46:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> sorry ill take you next time
46:05 <+Kelevra> donuts, chips
46:15 <+Kelevra> far out talk about the drunken munchies
46:35 <+Kelevra> the funny thing is I don't really eat a lot of sweets
47:00 <Kelevra> :P
47:04 <Blyke> good to tame kids but
47:08 <Snoopys_Gunship> triple treats :D
47:38 <Blyke> killer pythons would be good behaviour food
47:42 <Blyke> easy as
47:45 <+Kelevra> lol
47:53 <+Kelevra> yeah if i want them bouncing off the walls
47:59 <Blyke> nah
48:04 <Blyke> i do that
48:09 <+Kelevra> I'll wait until tomorrow, hopefully my dad comes over so I'll sugar them up for him
49:35 <Blyke> i drank 150ml of beam
49:41 <Blyke> i got a 200ml bottle
49:53 <Blyke> thats my friday
50:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> or maybe not now since you poked your tongue at me :P
50:04 <Blyke> i slept 17 hours yesterday
50:19 <L00PEYD0G> http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/newslocal/central-coast/unemployed-man-25-pleads-guilty-to-throwing-large-rock-at-police-car-in-lake-munmorah/news-story/30254f0296cb57cc32fd87140504eb90
50:49 <L00PEYD0G> 'A GUTLESS moron who threw a half brick from a moving car at a passing police vehicle was found hiding­ naked under a cot, a court has heard.'
51:14 <Snoopys_Gunship> yep and who gives a flying fuck L00PEYD0G
51:30 <L00PEYD0G> what ur mate faggot
51:33 <L00PEYD0G> fucking idiot
51:35 <+Kelevra> lol
51:39 <L00PEYD0G> why dont u suck a dick
51:44 <L00PEYD0G> u fucking GUTLESS CUNT
52:00 <tozza> well everyones here ill bbs
52:03 <Snoopys_Gunship> ill say it once and ill say it again WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK
52:03 Mode: (by Kelevra) +v Snoopys_Gunship
52:12 <L00PEYD0G> ur mum
52:37 <+Kelevra> I really couldn't care
52:40 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha you're a dumb cunt my mum has been dead 14 years dopey so thats fucked your game hasnt it
52:45 <+Kelevra> but then again i care about very little
52:54 <L00PEYD0G> yep i guess it has
53:24 <+Kelevra> Snoopys_Gunship it's fairly laughable when someone says your mum and your mums dead amirite
53:43 <Snoopys_Gunship> you do know too that mum jokes are so 90s right
53:53 <+Kelevra> so true
53:59 <L00PEYD0G> whos joking?
54:04 <+Kelevra> 'your face' is better and more current
54:17 <Snoopys_Gunship> bingo lol
55:31 <Blyke> 1 full shot of beam
55:39 <Blyke> hmm
55:42 <+Kelevra> my friend and i wer watching highway patrol nz last night and he started picking on the kiwi accent and goes 'hey you're half kiwi aren't you' and I said 'yes' so he went harder and I said 'YOUR FACE IS KIWI'
55:46 <+Kelevra> stupid guy
56:34 <+Kelevra> I think I have a poopy brewing
57:11 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
57:27 <Snoopys_Gunship> i had my ASS before :)
57:57 <+Kelevra> I woke up and did one but then again I totally ate a lot of crap last night
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuck its warm out here
58:07 <Snoopys_Gunship> ASS = after shift shit
58:41 <+Kelevra> I had a pork steak, 4 zooper doopers, and a bunless burger which my friend thought was weird but what can you do when you have no bread
01:06 <ruscal> would only be weird if you ate it without a plate
03:12 <Snoopys_Gunship> oooooh chicken burger but use the chicken as the bread
03:35 <+Kelevra> o0o0o0oer there's an idea
03:45 <+Kelevra> lol ruscal
04:04 <Snoopys_Gunship> like get a kfc chicken strip and do it that way
04:26 <Snoopys_Gunship> or chicken breast would work too
05:29 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck yes Bong Thug N Harmony
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]>  .F
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08:24 <+Kelevra> ty
08:27 <iBiZa> no worries
08:32 <+Kelevra> now i wonder who that was
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08:37 <iBiZa> sorry
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08:54 <Kelevra> lol
08:55 <iBiZa> sorry
08:58 <iBiZa> `set oprestrict off
09:00 <iBiZa> `op Kelevra
09:00 <tozza[Mobile]>    S
09:00 <Kelevra> yeah +\
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09:05 <iBiZa> `set oprestrict on
09:05 <Kelevra> all good, i knew it wasn't meant for me
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09:31 <iBiZa> well i guess it is true
09:34 <iBiZa> Kelevra does suck dick
09:36 <iBiZa> just not whoever
09:40 <iBiZa> did that annoying flood
09:41 <iBiZa> dic
09:42 <iBiZa> dick
09:43 <Kelevra> haha
09:44 <iBiZa> hence hwy they so angry
09:53 * Kelevra gargles
09:58 <iBiZa> oh
10:01 <iBiZa> a bit of deep throat hey
10:03 <iBiZa> oh behave
10:11 <Kelevra> hahaha
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cheeky pint before work
11:02 <Snoopys_Gunship> wait you gargle
11:03 <Snoopys_Gunship> really
11:20 <iBiZa> like a true prositute
11:25 <iBiZa> if she does a blow job without a condom
11:28 <iBiZa> always gargle with listerine
11:29 <Snoopys_Gunship> hawt
11:29 <iBiZa> lol
11:44 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh fuck i need sleep lol
12:00 <Kelevra> :D
12:03 <Kelevra> hahaha
12:24 <Kelevra> did you hear billy gomolis now owns a brothel
12:25 <Snoopys_Gunship> not slept since yesterday morning at 6
12:29 <iBiZa> hahaha
12:30 <iBiZa> no way
12:30 <Kelevra> fuck he tells me the weirdest shit
12:42 <iBiZa> i've got a massage shop
12:44 <iBiZa> but not a brothel
12:50 <Kelevra> he has a fkn drawf working for him and her clients make her dress like a little girl
12:52 <iBiZa> maybe he has a massage shop
12:57 <iBiZa> cause everyone has massage shops they are easy
13:01 <Kelevra> nah it's a legit brothel
13:03 <iBiZa> what shop issit?
13:06 <iBiZa> which brothel?
13:36 <Kelevra> I'm not sure but it's in the city so it could be daily planet or gothem city or some really dirty place off akland st
13:49 <iBiZa> his got to be talking shit
13:55 <iBiZa> he can't even do 5 x 3
14:37 <Kelevra> yeah his spelling is pretty fucked up
14:58 <Kelevra> did he make it to yr 12?
15:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucking hell
15:23 <ruscal> youd need a shitload of money to take over either of those two brothels wouldnt you ?
15:37 <iBiZa> vcal... if that
15:45 <iBiZa> ruscal depends on how trouble the bus was
15:48 <Kelevra> fucking oath
15:52 <iBiZa> might be someone else pulling this kids strings
15:52 <ruscal> maybe its tender touch out just west of the city that place looks dodgey as
15:56 <Snoopys_Gunship> wait whos got a massage shop
15:56 <iBiZa> as in its in his name
16:04 <iBiZa> but someone else takes the profit
16:20 <Kelevra> were you ever old enough to go to rhinos in springy iBiZa?
16:28 <Kelevra> that was the worst strippers ever
16:48 <ruscal> springvale strippers ! never heard of it
16:49 <iBiZa> yeah where the burger joint now is
16:53 <Kelevra> the sandown pub went on curfew and it was the only after hours place with music
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Whats up
17:10 <Kelevra> it was the most fkn seediest place ever
17:21 <ruscal> kittens in frankston was a specticle
17:34 <Kelevra> now it's called the deck and a resturant
17:38 <ruscal> sticky floor , sad looking patrons and workers
17:57 <Kelevra> rhinos had fatties and bitches who'd just given birth
18:02 <Snoopys_Gunship> Kelevra while you were up here did you goto that stripper joint across from china town
18:08 <ruscal> sounds very niche
19:18 <Kelevra> nah none of my ex's really have taken me to strip clubs
19:32 <iBiZa> club shoop
19:34 <Kelevra> it's mainly cause if I go ppl assume i'm a stripper
19:52 <Snoopys_Gunship> ill take ya next time your up :D
20:04 <Snoopys_Gunship> i havent been to one since i was 21
20:04 <ruscal> my wife actively encourages me to go to the strippers if theres a bucks or somehting i have to go to
20:11 <ruscal> and she gets dissapointed if i dont get a lap dance
20:17 <Kelevra> I went to one pub in richmond and didn't realise when it hit dark it turned into a seedy stripclub and this guy walks up and goes 'where's your jar' and i'm like 'wtf'
20:38 <ruscal> your jar ?
20:41 <Kelevra> I turned around and there's bitches stripping for shrapnel behind me
20:43 <Kelevra> LOL
20:52 <Kelevra> like they were honestly stripping for coin
20:52 <L00PEYD0G> damn nice
21:03 <ruscal> wow never seen that before
21:11 <L00PEYD0G> i woulda threw couple of 5 .. 10c at her
21:12 <Kelevra> it's across the road from the MCG
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21:17 <ruscal> sounds like you could really make some change
21:18 <L00PEYD0G> hopefully gold coin
21:28 <Kelevra> nah just anything
21:31 <ruscal> i still have a jar of 1 and 2 cent coins
21:36 <Kelevra> like ppl were giving them 20 cent coins even
21:43 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o iBiZa
21:47 <ruscal> what does 20 cents get you ?
22:05 <ruscal> pretty sure you cant even get a bag of lollies at the milk bar for 20c these days
22:13 <iBiZa> remember the homeless lady
22:14 <Kelevra> mind you the guy who asked where my jar was turned out to be fkn hilarious so I went on a few dates with him until I found out he was a bit of trouble
22:15 <iBiZa> u got 10 cents
22:43 <ruscal> 10 cents for half an hour
22:47 <ruscal> in the bed or in the shower
22:57 <ruscal> i want my money back , this girls got a dirty crack
23:17 <Kelevra> but he lived in a pretty cool place at the end of the box hill line and we did burnouts out that way and the cops stopped us and I was like 'oh fuck' cause there was alcohol bottles in the car and whatnot and we had been drinking but the cop just ended up giving us a lift home
23:36 <Kelevra> just a warning, I was so thankful cause my mum would've shot me if I'd have gotten arrested
23:55 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh Kelevra you know there is a brothel across the road from the pineapple hotel lol
24:02 <Kelevra> yeah lol!
24:25 <Snoopys_Gunship> i always get approched by them bitches when im doing the pineapple hotel and asking for cheap BJs
24:41 <Kelevra> lmao
25:22 <Snoopys_Gunship> one came from behind while i had the key in the lock and was like "you want cheap BJ" and im like fuck you do know im working right
26:08 <L00PEYD0G> 'of course i want a cheap BJ'
26:13 <ruscal> BJ's at work sounds like a winner though ?
26:40 <iBiZa> i've had that
26:41 <iBiZa> many time
26:44 <iBiZa> in the server room
26:47 <iBiZa> and the science lab room
27:05 <iBiZa> nothing like a bj against a 45ru rack
27:29 <ruscal> does the servers going down really count though ?
27:39 <iBiZa> hahaha
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28:02 <Kelevra> I don't think I've done anything sexual ever at work
28:21 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah they might sound like a winner but from these bitches HELL NO i wouldnt let them touch my cock for a million dollars
28:31 <Kelevra> all my bosses have been fat and ugly or the triple threat, fat/ugly/old
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey skirmish
29:01 <iBiZa> shouldof fucked em
29:03 <iBiZa> for a pay rise
29:08 <Kelevra> I accidentally once touched a bosses penis
29:17 <Kelevra> that was so fucked up
29:25 <Snoopys_Gunship> wait does fucking my wife on a static site count as sex at work
29:33 <iBiZa> should of had sex with a teacher
29:43 <Snoopys_Gunship> my older brother did once lol
29:44 <Kelevra> I did hit on mr minnack and mr hall
29:52 <Snoopys_Gunship> with our maths teacher lol
29:54 <Kelevra> when they turned me down i started wagging their classes
30:12 <iBiZa> lol
30:22 * ^matty^ slaps iBiZa around a bit with a large trout
30:25 <Kelevra> I'd still do mr minnack, he once called me a cunt in class
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> nothing just hot as fuck
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> cant wait for work tonight
31:14 <Kelevra> fuck the rage out of him
31:23 <iBiZa> ouch
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32:03 <Kelevra> he'd probably be about 60 now
32:14 <Kelevra> I should hunt him down on fb
32:25 <Kelevra> I found mr wagner but he's a bit of a dickhead
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34:29 <iBiZa> lol
34:33 <iBiZa> Bass`Babe85; u should use that nick
34:38 <DoC> lol
34:45 <Bass`Babe85> it's an old nick
34:48 <L00PEYD0G> DoC
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34:55 <iBiZa> but u would look like the only female here
35:00 <Bass`Babe85> lol
35:03 <iBiZa> which u are
35:04 <iBiZa> i think
35:14 <Bass`Babe85> i'm sure there's other females in here
35:21 <iBiZa> what
35:28 <iBiZa> 51/f/geelong 150kg
35:29 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o L00PEYD0G
35:34 <Bass`Babe85> lmao
35:50 <Bass`Babe85> there used to be a lot of attractive thin ladies on
35:52 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Bass`Babe85
36:01 <iBiZa> yeah but hwen u came on
36:06 <iBiZa> there was no competion for u
36:20 <Bass`Babe85> nah bron was hot, danica, lisa
36:23 <Bass`Babe85> sarah
36:27 <Bass`Babe85> nikita
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36:37 <Bass`Babe85> I got a long with all of them
36:51 <Bass`Babe85> Cordelia is a chicks name
37:02 <Bass`Babe85> Lumeah is a female also
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I hate work tonight
38:17 <iBiZa> i think lisa is still on her
38:22 <iBiZa> but does not join thsi channe?
38:46 <Bass`Babe85> possibly
38:55 <Bass`Babe85> I think she hooked up with pong
38:56 <iBiZa> did u guys have a fight?
38:58 <iBiZa> lol
39:00 <Kelevra> I hate working full stop, my job never ends
39:11 <Bass`Babe85> nah I can't remember why we lost contact
39:22 <iBiZa> mona lisa
39:27 <Bass`Babe85> I went out with her and danica years back
39:36 <iBiZa> send me a photo of danica
39:37 <iBiZa> i like that
39:37 <iBiZa> name
39:54 <Bass`Babe85> I don't have any pics of her but I can try to hunt her down on fb
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yes you have the hardest job i admit that
41:22 <L00PEYD0G> yes plz
41:30 <Bass`Babe85> can't find her, she might've died
41:41 <L00PEYD0G> disappointed
41:43 <Bass`Babe85> she did fuck the biggest dick I've ever seen
42:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah a mums job is never ending
42:18 <L00PEYD0G> small world
42:59 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol Bass`Babe85
43:21 <Bass`Babe85> it's true
43:28 <Snoopys_Gunship> i believe ya
43:35 <Bass`Babe85> someone pasted his nudes on here
43:38 <Bass`Babe85> and so he left
43:42 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha ready
43:44 <Snoopys_Gunship> really
43:45 <Snoopys_Gunship> poor cunt
43:46 <iBiZa> Bass`Babe85; do u have nudes?
43:56 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol iBiZa
44:00 <Bass`Babe85> I don't take nudes anymore
44:00 <Skirmish> Hi tozza
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Whts happening skirmish
44:06 <Bass`Babe85> you can thank Anth0ny for that
44:08 <iBiZa> thank g0d
44:10 <iBiZa> hahahaha
44:11 <iBiZa> why
44:13 <iBiZa> what did he dod
44:14 <iBiZa> do*
44:19 <Bass`Babe85> when he broke up he sent them to joel/kuniva
44:26 <iBiZa> loser
44:29 <Bass`Babe85> yeah
44:33 <Snoopys_Gunship> mega loser
44:36 <Snoopys_Gunship> both of them lol
44:40 <L00PEYD0G> good bloke
44:54 <Bass`Babe85> then he fkn told everyone I was pregnant
45:08 <L00PEYD0G> how cute
45:08 <Snoopys_Gunship> i remember getting told that
45:14 <Bass`Babe85> luckily I didn't look pregnant until I was about 8 months
45:28 <Bass`Babe85> so I just told my family he was talking shit
45:29 <iBiZa> Bass`Babe85; u got to stop getting irc boyfriends
45:30 <Bass`Babe85> lol
45:33 <iBiZa> head to a bar and pub
45:35 <iBiZa> and meet someone
45:41 <Bass`Babe85> nah fuck that
45:45 <iBiZa> not these pube chin dudes
45:45 <Bass`Babe85> oasisactive yo
45:47 <iBiZa> hey
45:49 <iBiZa> speaking of pube chin
45:52 <iBiZa> remember bin owen
45:56 <Bass`Babe85> YEAH
45:58 <iBiZa> lol
45:59 <iBiZa> which one
46:01 <iBiZa> and i'm talking about
46:05 <iBiZa> what rd did he live on
46:07 <Bass`Babe85> omfg I totally thought he go postal on everyone
46:12 <Bass`Babe85> henderson
46:14 <iBiZa> hahaha
46:15 <iBiZa> yeahh!!!
46:15 <iBiZa> lol
46:17 <Bass`Babe85> :D
46:17 <iBiZa> bin owennn
46:19 <iBiZa> pubeee chin
46:19 <iBiZa> lol
46:21 <iBiZa> fkn gol
46:27 <iBiZa> he would of been a #melbourne type of user
46:27 <iBiZa> ll
46:32 <iBiZa> man
46:36 <iBiZa> i'm really spending too much time on this
46:40 <Bass`Babe85> I knew him very well he was the only one who'd chip in for weed but then I found out he liked me
46:41 <iBiZa> i get functions calling me
46:43 <iBiZa> and i don't answee them
46:44 <iBiZa> lol
46:46 <Bass`Babe85> and shane kicked his ass
47:11 <Bass`Babe85> remember out fence? shane tried to chase owen and ended up ramming his face straight into the fence cause owen made me cry
47:12 <Bass`Babe85> lol
47:18 <Bass`Babe85> out = our*
47:20 <iBiZa> yeah
47:25 <iBiZa> the only fence on the rd
47:28 <iBiZa> that would cover the whole house
47:29 <iBiZa> lol
47:32 <iBiZa> and to go to knock onur door
47:35 <iBiZa> u would have to open the gat
47:38 <iBiZa> and be greeted by the dog
47:39 <iBiZa> was it jake?
47:40 <iBiZa> the dog?
48:00 <Skirmish> Not much right now. Busy morning out getting stuff organised. 
48:05 <Bass`Babe85> nah Ratzi
48:12 <Bass`Babe85> the poor thing died in 2010
49:13 <Bass`Babe85> we buried in a human sized grave like 5-6 feet deep and shane was either high or drunk oneday and goes 'I think I can see her feet poking out of the ground' and cause it was raining I thought 'shit that's possible' so I had to go out and make sure she wasn't coming out of the ground
49:18 <Bass`Babe85> and she wasn't thankfully
49:35 <Bass`Babe85> fuck having a doberman poking out of the ground
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]>  Fair fair
51:16 <Bass`Babe85> what year did your parents sell up?
51:31 <iBiZa> 2 years or so
51:41 <Bass`Babe85> oh wow that's cool
51:48 <Bass`Babe85> I thought it was many years ago
52:00 <carlOz> this heat is killing me
52:00 <carlOz> balls are getting moist
52:00 <carlOz> no air con in this shitty factory
52:17 <iBiZa> nah we rented it out with a buy back option with vendor terms
52:23 <iBiZa> are u still in the area
52:25 <iBiZa> or u elsewhere
52:45 <Bass`Babe85> I moved from mums after she died
52:54 <iBiZa> is anyone there still?
53:04 <Bass`Babe85> she passed in 2011 and I think it was feb 2012 I moved
53:05 <iBiZa> it was a com house, or in her name?
53:16 <Bass`Babe85> yeah some bitch has it all decked out with security cams and shit now
53:26 <iBiZa> hahah
53:29 <iBiZa> prob going drugs there
53:51 <Bass`Babe85> shane had the contract to paint it so that must've been hard for him
53:55 <Bass`Babe85> we lived there from 1989
54:21 <iBiZa> was a good area
55:00 <Kelevra> now I'm just thinking of sweaty balls
55:00 <Kelevra> fail..
55:09 <Snoopys_Gunship> time to drown my thoughts of my mum in supernatural
56:00 <carlOz> LOLLL
56:10 <Bass`Babe85> fkn oath
56:40 <Bass`Babe85> 7 minutes to walk to school, then there was the reserve nearby, indoor soccer, baseball field
56:47 <Bass`Babe85> everything was local
56:51 <iBiZa> red rooster
56:53 <iBiZa> milk bar
56:59 <iBiZa> bottle o
57:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> lol Kelevra
57:02 <Bass`Babe85> yeah that was pretty epic
57:06 <iBiZa> 7/11
57:12 * iBiZa slaps Lumeah around a bit with a large trout
57:13 <Bass`Babe85> bP
57:18 <iBiZa> show us ya pink bitz!
57:20 <iBiZa> jewels
57:32 <iBiZa> a tip
57:40 <Bass`Babe85> I stopped going there cause I abused a worker there, I thought he'd pocketed a friends wallet lol
59:00 <Kelevra> I had an ex years ago who used to shave his balls and summer sex wasn't very nice at all
00:00 <Kelevra> prickly sweaty balls
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]>   Just got to amf all i see is bowling balls
01:00 <Kelevra> balls balls balls
02:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> within the sound of silence
02:00 <Kelevra> speaking of balls my daughters are enemies of the earth, they literally just tore up my globe
03:00 <Kelevra> evil little shits
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15:37 <Bass`Babe85> :)
15:51 <L00PEYD0G> you have a shadow :)
16:38 <Bass`Babe85> everyone does
16:50 <L00PEYD0G> ur shadow appears a bit tapped
16:55 <Bass`Babe85> hahaha
17:00 <Kelevra> you and tozza are so fkn weird how you use pc/phone/laptop, it's dedication I suppose
17:01 <Bass`Babe85> it's been on drugs
17:04 <Bass`Babe85> crack shaddow
17:19 <L00PEYD0G> best kind of a shadow lol
17:44 <Bass`Babe85> haha
18:00 <iBiZa> hahaha
18:00 <iBiZa> its mostly cause i'm on multi locations all the time
18:00 <Kelevra> ahhh
18:00 <Kelevra> shit that makes me feel lazy
18:04 <Bass`Babe85> it has tickled my curiousity on who it could be though
19:00 <Kelevra> a few years ago I used to have my tablet connected in the lounge, my phone on me and my laptop going in the kitchen and when i lived in maribyrnong it was an additional desktop cause we had a 3 story townhouse and i was super lazy
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh 
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Like right now im bowling
21:00 <Kelevra> that's when I lived qith queerant and anonymity
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And mirc'ing
21:00 <Kelevra> and we were complete fuckheads, we'd chat on irc to eachother when we were sitting in the same loungeroom
22:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> whats your score so far tozza[Mobile]
22:00 <Kelevra> it used to be funny to see queerant rage though
22:00 <Kelevra> he'd throw a beer and start screaming like a bitch if someone called him a fgt
25:37 Nick: Bass`Babe85 is now known as Kelevra
26:36 <L00PEYD0G> some1 that seems to admire you
27:57 <Kelevra> it's either that or just pure boredom/hatred
28:00 <iBiZa> lol
28:00 <iBiZa> a true irc junkie
28:15 <Kelevra> it's a fine line sometimes
29:00 <iBiZa> man my ass was so sweaty last night
29:00 <iBiZa> now my fingers fkn stink
29:00 <Kelevra> you can't talk
29:00 <Kelevra> from what? >.<
30:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> ass sweat
30:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> moist
30:00 <Kelevra> gross
30:00 <Kelevra> don't scratch your ass
30:00 <Kelevra> I swear you haven't changed since highschool
30:00 <Kelevra> I bet you're still a massive hornbag perve
30:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh fuck is tha where i am going wrong
31:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i hope thats towards him and not me :P
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Score is currently 96 lol
31:00 <Kelevra> yeah to iBiZa lol
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I can smell ibizas ass from here
31:00 <Kelevra> he was dinking me somewhere oneday and he fkn just goes for a boob grab
31:13 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucks sakes
31:17 <Snoopys_Gunship> wish there wasnt ads
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dimsim and cold pixza
32:00 <Kelevra> sifn't get a hotdog
32:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh Kelevra i got something to show you too
32:53 <Kelevra> ads?
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33:02 <Snoopys_Gunship> on tv lol
33:12 <tozza[Mobile]> Yo
33:21 <Snoopys_Gunship> hey tozza[Mobile]
33:25 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup
33:28 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LunmLuu2dk8
33:32 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tennis game gear for tozza (Feb 9, 2017) Length: 9:07 - Category: Film & Animation - 1 view views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
34:00 <Skirmish> Hmmm dim sims sound like a great lunch. 
34:00 <iBiZa[Laptop]> have you changed much since high school Kelevra :P
34:10 <Kelevra> afternoon tozza[Mobile]
34:49 <tozza[Mobile]> Yo
34:52 <tozza[Mobile]> Just woke up
35:00 <Kelevra> in what way?
35:00 <Kelevra> I was a dickhead in highschool so that hasn't changed
35:13 <Kelevra> so jelly
35:45 <tozza[Mobile]> Well stiffin up
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Amf the place too be
36:00 <Kelevra> I don't do drugs anymore and i have two daughters but i still the body of a 16yr old so yeah only a few things have changed
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im gonna start a team
36:00 <iBiZa> haha cold!
36:00 <iBiZa> gold*
36:00 <Kelevra> what are you going to clal your team?
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Call ourselves team mirc
36:11 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol beagle you waited that long too send that too me
36:18 <Kelevra> lol
36:31 <Kelevra> chad has a boner for you tozza[Mobile]
37:00 <iBiZa> congrats on the 2 daughter Kelevra didn't know
37:00 <Kelevra> thanks, they're 3 and almost 2
37:00 <Kelevra> wbu? kids, married?
37:00 <iBiZa> nah not married, in a few years, no kids. just focusing on a few other things before all that happens
37:42 <tozza[Mobile]> If he is into retro games then no wonder
38:00 <Kelevra> is jason married yet? 
38:41 <tozza[Mobile]> Beagle
38:56 <tozza[Mobile]> Did you do
39:00 <iBiZa> nah
39:00 <iBiZa> but same relationship for 12yrs
39:00 <iBiZa> engaged though
39:00 <Kelevra> shit you guys take your time
39:00 <Kelevra> oh cool
39:00 <Kelevra> shit 12yrs
39:00 <Kelevra> I think I'd get bored after 12yrs
39:04 <tozza[Mobile]> The galaga trick
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Snoopys_Gunship: you have a cool name
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Me and jade have been together 7 years now
40:00 <Kelevra> but I'm a dickhead as previusly stated
40:00 <iBiZa> she is 22 yeah tozza
40:00 <Kelevra> previously*
40:00 <Kelevra> tozza far out
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We are doing more than we used tozza 
40:00 <iBiZa> so you had her when she was like 15 and u was 21?
40:00 <iBiZa> :P
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh i like em young
40:00 <iBiZa> hahahah
40:00 <iBiZa> ur like a joe
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Well its 7 years in november
40:00 <Kelevra> yeah but lets be honest joes mrs looks like a fucked up fish with her eyeballs on the side of her head
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
41:00 <Kelevra> I reckon it's F.A.S
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> BRAINNSSS
41:00 <iBiZa> lol Kelevra
41:00 <iBiZa> i think they not together anymore
41:00 <Kelevra> yeah lil dan told me
41:00 <Kelevra> she pissed off with his kid
42:00 <Kelevra> and left him with a place to pay off by himself
42:00 <iBiZa> poor kunt
42:00 <iBiZa> Kelevra; get lil dan on here if you can
42:00 <Kelevra> I wonder if his brother is still alive, he lost his mind before i moved from patterson
42:00 <iBiZa> i msg him the other day, think he just needs to connect
42:00 <Kelevra> he chased me down the street with a bag of mixed nuts screaming 'please have some'
42:00 <iBiZa> lol
42:00 <Kelevra> it sounds funny now but shit it was scary
43:00 <Kelevra> I had to turn around and yell 'AHN FUCK OFF, JUST FUCK OFF'
43:00 <Kelevra> I miss that about springvale south, everyone was nuts so I blended in awesomely
43:00 <Kelevra> who little daniel?
43:00 <iBiZa> they was good days
43:00 <iBiZa> now kids just sit on front of the tv or computer
43:00 <Kelevra> i bet i could get him on here
43:00 <iBiZa> playing online games
43:30 <Snoopys_Gunship> danka :)
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Condomhead
44:00 <Kelevra> he and nagel used to come on when #coomoora was a chatroom
44:00 <Kelevra> we used this and icq
44:00 <Kelevra> 'hey are you home, I'm coming over' it's like 'derrr, no shit I'm home, I'm on my fkn pc'
44:00 <iBiZa> ICQ 1999a
44:00 <Kelevra> LOL
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45:00 <iBiZa> i remember coming to your place Kelevra; setting up the computer for your bro
45:00 <iBiZa> and grant williams
45:00 <Kelevra> eww @ grant
45:00 <iBiZa> lol
45:00 <Kelevra> he almost killed me once
45:00 <Kelevra> his brother saved me
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Remember that siren noise icq made
45:00 <Kelevra> he pushed me in a river and shane punched on with him instead of jumping in after me
45:00 <Kelevra> so scott saved me
45:00 <Kelevra> scott is completely bonkers
46:00 <Kelevra> I think he ended up being a cross dresser
46:00 <iBiZa> i remember going over one day
46:00 <iBiZa> and the toliet bowel
46:00 <Kelevra> coomoora will take over austnet!
47:00 <Kelevra> blood everywhere?
47:00 <iBiZa> the entire white suround was full yellow stain
47:00 <Kelevra> his mum was fucked
47:00 <iBiZa> yeah that too
47:00 <Kelevra> and omg his dog shit on his bed quite a bit
47:00 <iBiZa> lol
47:00 <ruscal> the conversation in here was less coherent in 1999
47:00 <iBiZa> hi ruscal
47:00 <ruscal> hi
47:00 <iBiZa> how u doing
48:00 <ruscal> hot
48:00 <ruscal> just walked to chaddy for lunch
48:00 <ruscal> its sweltering
48:00 <iBiZa> huge effort
48:00 <Kelevra> finally!!!
48:00 <iBiZa> where from?
48:00 <ruscal> just cnr of princes and warrigal
48:00 <Kelevra> I asked fkn thom for ops and he's like 'can't do it'
48:00 <Kelevra> bitch thom
48:00 <ruscal> far enough to get third degree burns
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49:00 <ruscal> only thing im worried about is how rank ill be smelling when i go to poker straight after work
49:00 <Kelevra> he's afk on fb but I'm sure he'll download it
49:41 <tozza> beagle you there?
50:00 <Kelevra> where is British^Meat?
50:00 <iBiZa> took a package
50:52 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck i gotta go check all the torches
51:00 <iBiZa> hi sysfail
51:00 <iBiZa> welcome to austnet
51:00 <iBiZa> and welcome to melbourne :P
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> British^meat is on vacation
51:02 <tozza> torches?
51:13 <L00PEYD0G> im thinkin about chips n gravy from across the rd at lunch bar
51:20 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah going camping tomorrow night so i need torches
51:30 <tozza> sweet where u going
51:36 <tozza> and l00peydog nice
51:42 <Snoopys_Gunship> our towards boonah
52:00 <Kelevra> nah he's not, I have him on fb
52:00 <Kelevra> it was his bday on saturday
52:00 <iBiZa> and he spent it on IRC
52:00 <Skirmish> Did he leave with the change in owners again? 
52:00 <Kelevra> did he?
52:00 <iBiZa> owner is the same
52:00 <iBiZa> the network
52:06 <Kelevra> one of my friends can't make instant gravy, i think that completely bonkers
52:09 <Kelevra> that's*
52:41 <Kelevra> if you can fkn make milo you can make instant gravy
52:42 <Snoopys_Gunship> omg do you remember the gravy chip that smiths bought out years ago
52:56 <Kelevra> nah I can't say I've tried it, was it good?
53:00 <Skirmish> You know what I mean. 
53:00 <iBiZa> hi Zardoz !
53:00 <Kelevra> who the fuck spends their bday on irc?
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
53:00 <Kelevra> lol shaun I can't believe you still have chadstone
53:35 <Snoopys_Gunship> it was fucking marvellous
53:43 <tozza> i remember the full monty chips smiths had
54:00 <iBiZa> ahaha, i'm taking my channel to the grave!
54:00 <iBiZa> thats what i've always said
54:00 <iBiZa> although my nick rego should be 1999, it dropped :(
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I will be as im always on my phone
54:00 <Kelevra> i dumped my channels years ago cause i kept fucking people in them and it'd get awkward
54:00 <Kelevra> >.<
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We can throw a surprise log on for me
54:00 <iBiZa> ruscal; your the same ruscal from oz.org?
54:23 <Kelevra> maybe you should join their fb page and get them to bring them out again!
54:31 <tozza> they were awesome
54:48 <tozza> gravy chips were created by hamish and andy
55:00 <Kelevra> iCER should come back!
55:00 <iBiZa> iCER has found a life
55:00 <Kelevra> I wonder if theWJM will ever grace austnet again
55:00 <iBiZa> he is at the clubs every week
55:00 <iBiZa> huge clubber
55:00 <ruscal> iBiZa yeah and efnet
55:00 <Kelevra> yeah probably
55:00 <iBiZa> TheWJM, lost heaps of weight and is enjoying life
55:00 <ruscal> what about Netz ?
55:00 <Kelevra> yeah lap band and divource works for a lot of ircers
56:00 <iBiZa> Netz is done, he wasted to much time here he says
56:00 <breaker> Carl Topping - How many cows did he kill for that leather jacket?
56:00 <iBiZa> and i think he got in a bit of issues with Belle!
56:00 <iBiZa> lol
56:00 <iBiZa> in the media
56:00 <iBiZa> i saw that breaker
56:00 <Kelevra> LOL breaker I haven't heard that in years
56:00 <iBiZa> bot nets
56:00 <Kelevra> I've met them both many times
56:00 <iBiZa> The wobboly, jobbly man
56:00 <iBiZa> he was a classic
56:00 <ruscal> did he ever get all the postcodes ?
56:22 Quit: moohoo ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
56:59 <Snoopys_Gunship> bingo tozza lol
57:00 <Kelevra> really?
57:00 <iBiZa> yes
57:00 <iBiZa> he had a huge database on slood.net
57:00 <Kelevra> iCER has always had that monobrow and Carl will always be a gay dude who makes his dog lick his spit off the concrete in my eyes
57:00 <iBiZa> with the amount of irc users, from what postcode
57:00 <Kelevra> Ice_Flare should come back
57:00 <Kelevra> good old Timmy
57:00 <iBiZa> well played Kelevra
57:00 <breaker> "Got hundreds and hundreds of clients all of a sudden can't get A their emails and their websites"
57:00 <ruscal> i think his postcode for me would be way out of date
57:00 <breaker> Where the fuck is B
57:05 <Snoopys_Gunship> back in 08 i think
57:26 <tozza> nah was like 2015
57:41 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah it was longer then that
57:51 <tozza> yeh they did a thing on the radio for it for months then smith did it and promoted hamish and andy
57:57 <Snoopys_Gunship> they are doing the 10 years in 10 weeks and it was one of the first things they did
57:59 <Kelevra> if it was 08 that makes sense why I'd not remember them
58:00 <Kelevra> breaker he was talking absolute shit
58:56 <tozza> Hamish & Andy ran a competition to invent a new flavour of potato crisp. They eventually invented gravy flavour. 495 packets were manufactured and distributed for free. After the flavour became popular, a further 60,000 packets of the crisps were manufactured and again distributed for free.
58:57 <tozza> It was later announced that the gravy chip would be sold in stores all around Australia for a two-week trial period starting from 11 August for people who did not receive a packet of gravy chips.
59:00 <Kelevra> B = beehhh? 
59:00 <Kelevra> fuck mirza
59:00 <Kelevra> he's a lost cause
59:00 <breaker> No.
59:30 <Snoopys_Gunship> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Hamish-And-Andy-Gravy-Chips-The-Peoples-Chip-Very-RARE-/272551914769?hash=item3f755c2d11
59:32 <tozza> yes snoopy your right was 08
59:39 <tozza> damn dosent feel that long ago wow
59:46 <Kelevra> he knows his shit
59:54 <tozza> he knows his chip
00:00 <Kelevra> who is B?
00:00 <iBiZa> We need Belle and Wizza angel
00:00 <iBiZa> where is Gaby
00:00 <Kelevra> I wonder if Gaby got lap band
00:00 <breaker> Topping missed B when saying A
00:00 <Kelevra> I remember the doctored pics of her
00:03 <Snoopys_Gunship> im a fat cunt i should ;)
00:42 <tozza> when u start reeling off chemical compounds in each fastfood meal you eat without knowing previouslt by just taking a bight then i will be impressed
01:00 <Kelevra> one was her belly in a wheelbarrow with something to do with maccas
01:00 <iBiZa> lol
01:00 <iBiZa> belle was the best with the KF
01:00 <iBiZa> KFC*
01:00 <Kelevra> I can't recall Belle
01:04 <tozza> "red dye number 5 and cornsyrup"
01:05 <tozza> lol
01:15 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck im not that dedicated lol
01:25 <Snoopys_Gunship> oi Kelevra did you see my son playing the guatir
01:32 <Snoopys_Gunship> or however you spell the fucking word
01:34 <Kelevra> nah is he good?
01:44 <Snoopys_Gunship> fucking outstanding
01:50 <Kelevra> awesome!
02:00 <iBiZa> was before your time Kelevra
02:00 <iBiZa> ill send you some archives on her file later
02:00 <Kelevra> I don't miss Bellatrix, fuck she was a fkn whore
02:00 <iBiZa> What about FlowerOfWinter ? :)
02:00 <Kelevra> I don't recall
02:00 <iBiZa> Can anyone get TheWheeleBinTheif back
02:00 <Kelevra> I could
02:00 <iBiZa> dooo it!
02:00 <Kelevra> I know Dwayne
02:00 <Kelevra> but then again he has a kid now
02:00 <iBiZa> is the mother from IRC?
02:02 <Snoopys_Gunship> give it that it was the guatir hero one he was using lol
02:09 <Kelevra> hahaha
02:20 <Kelevra> I suck @ guitar hero
03:00 <iBiZa> how about mEz`
03:00 <Kelevra> nah I don't think so
03:00 <ruscal> what about rachbaby was she here or oz.org ?
03:00 <iBiZa> both
03:00 <Kelevra> but didn't he stab someone at a slood party?
03:00 <Kelevra> Slowmover would come back on I think
03:00 <iBiZa> hit them up Kelevra
03:03 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@104.223.*
03:33 <tozza> remember when berries had hepatitus
03:50 <Kelevra> lol
03:57 <tozza> just using some now for my pancakes and i feel sketchy bout it
04:00 <iBiZa> you can be like a #melbourne promoter
04:00 <ruscal> did anyone know alpharisc or tickles ?
04:00 <Kelevra> I will hit up everyone and their dog
04:00 <iBiZa> tickles yes
04:00 <Kelevra> I got tozza back on
04:44 <Kelevra> remember when they found traces of rat/mouse poo in peanut butter?
04:49 <Kelevra> I still eat it
05:00 <ruscal> what about goldberry ? shes on tv shows now
05:00 <Kelevra> what was that pretty girl from mulgrave
05:21 <Kelevra> mind you don't get reeses peanut butter, it's just more expensive and tastes exactly like kraft
05:38 <tozza> i love peanut butter
06:00 <Kelevra> mango something
06:00 <Kelevra> monkeyinmymind was funny
06:00 <iBiZa> What about TelstraBigond
06:00 <ruscal> molestedmango ?
06:00 <iBiZa> aka Aaron
06:00 <Kelevra> yeah
06:00 <iBiZa> who jacked off on cam
06:00 <Kelevra> mrdanger was alright
06:00 <breaker> haha.
06:00 <iBiZa> where is Scott_Hall
06:00 <Kelevra> he used to get pretty shitty
06:00 <ruscal> wasnt everyone afraid of that scott hall guy
06:00 <Kelevra> I think scott ddos me once
06:00 <ruscal> there was a possie of them ?
06:00 <breaker> Wiped his cum on his shirt or someshit
06:32 <Kelevra> on toast with a lot of butter is awesome
07:00 <iBiZa> blew a kiss to the camera
07:00 <iBiZa> was gold!
07:00 <Kelevra> whose this?
07:00 <iBiZa> breaker; pls send Kelevra the video
07:00 <iBiZa> of azza jacking off on cam
07:00 <iBiZa> hi JetBum
07:00 <iBiZa> do u have a smelly bum
07:00 <JetBum> hello ibiza
07:48 <tozza[Mobile]> Kelevra check messenger
08:00 <breaker> AaronAustNet.avi
08:00 <iBiZa> lol
08:00 <JetBum>  haha i did this morning
08:00 <iBiZa> haha so did i
08:00 <Kelevra> who was that guy who shoved stuff up his ass
08:00 <iBiZa> did u scratch it at night
08:00 <Kelevra> Ash was his name irl
08:00 <JetBum> sure did
08:00 <iBiZa> and get a bit of smell under the finger name
08:00 <iBiZa> so did i
08:00 <iBiZa> and i can still smell it
08:00 <iBiZa> even though i have
08:00 <iBiZa> detol my fingers
08:00 <JetBum> yep no one else will do it for me
08:00 <Kelevra> you guys should use veet on your asshole hairs
08:00 <Kelevra> maybe you'll stop scratching them
08:00 <iBiZa> nah Kelevra
08:00 <iBiZa> i turn to my side
08:15 <tozza[Mobile]> Looks good dosent it
08:46 <Kelevra> I fkn creamed over that
08:48 * Kelevra dro0ls
09:00 <iBiZa> and rip them out
09:00 <iBiZa> lol
09:00 <breaker> TheRiddler? He's a Perth boy.. enjoys putting buttplugs into his arse and sniffing it once he's done.
09:00 <iBiZa> i twirl and twist them first
09:00 <Kelevra> I never scratch my asshole
09:00 <iBiZa> then rip it
09:00 <Kelevra> breaker yeah
09:00 <JetBum> haha
09:00 <iBiZa> ok.. got to run, speak soon guys!
09:00 <iBiZa> Kelevra loo after the place
09:00 <Kelevra> he shoved something in his shaft once
09:00 <JetBum> cya
09:00 <Kelevra> it made me fkn want to die
09:28 <tozza[Mobile]> Bought canadian maple from a american food store near me
09:32 <Kelevra> now i'm hungry but I'm too lazy to cook
09:47 Quit: iBiZa[Laptop] ([email protected]) Connection closed
09:55 * Snoopys_Gunship orders pizza for Kelevra
10:00 <Kelevra> I can't believe Adonis still comes in here, is he active or just spying for sezz and tina?
10:00 <breaker> Spying and taking his roids.
11:00 <Kelevra> I hated his calorie counting bs and work out schedule
11:00 <Kelevra> reading it just broke my brain
11:00 <Kelevra> oh what was that girl he dated years ago from here
11:00 <Kelevra> bronwyn?
11:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> sup
11:00 <breaker> yeah bron
11:00 <Kelevra> she was fairly awesome
11:26 Join: iBiZa[Laptop] ([email protected]) to #melbourne
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Well i lost both games fuck
12:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> love irc on the phone
12:00 <Kelevra> oh I hit up EFWYN but I doubt he'll come back
12:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> kelvera you use Android ?
12:00 <Kelevra> Milan would come back I reckon
12:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> tell them of the reform Kelvera
12:00 <Kelevra> used to but now i have an iphone
12:00 <Kelevra> andchat doesn't work I don't think
12:01 <Kelevra> I'm thinking red rooster but I shouldn't be so lazy I've had takeout 3 times this week
12:30 <iBiZa[Mobile]> what have u had
12:30 <tozza> yeh fuck red rooster
12:57 <iBiZa[Mobile]> tozza do u want a cock meat sandwich
13:00 <Glenn> Good afternoon all! :)
13:00 <Kelevra> OH fuck breaker, my kids are in the room
13:00 <Kelevra> could've given me a heads up
13:00 <Glenn> ?
13:02 <Kelevra> indian twice and I had maccas
13:09 <Kelevra> I so shouldn't go to maccas like ever
13:17 <Kelevra> i always get guttaches afterward
13:17 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hunji
13:28 <Kelevra> my body struggles to digest fatty food
14:00 <Kelevra> good afternoon Glenn
14:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> it should just look irc client on appstore
14:00 <Kelevra> hows the day treating you?
14:00 <Glenn> You worried about breaker?
14:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hi sysfail
14:00 <Glenn> Damned hot!
14:00 <breaker> oh
14:00 <Kelevra> yeah it's hot here
14:00 <breaker> Sorry.
14:00 <Glenn> Had to go out this morning for a few hours...
14:00 <Glenn> ...glad to be back chained to the desk...
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its hot as fuck
14:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> what did you get up too glenn
14:00 <Kelevra> breaker I thought it was just going to be some guy kissing into a camera and there's just DICK
14:00 <JetBum> max of 20 and pissing rain here
14:10 <tozza> nah shaun would rather a vagi-mite sandwich
14:11 <Kelevra> plus if I ever want to meet the perfect match I can't be dutching out the house with my epic farts
14:13 <Kelevra> >.>
14:19 <tozza> LOL
14:22 <tozza> ew
14:37 <tozza> kelefartassra
14:59 <tozza> aslong as they buttery tho its goldedn
15:00 <Glenn> ...in an air-conditioned office! :)
15:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> it ain't that hot
15:00 <Kelevra> and a dude violating himself, I watched literally 2 seconds and am like 'oh no'
15:00 <Glenn> 36.9C here...
15:00 <Kelevra> I turned off my aircon cause i don't know what the desired temp would be and 18 gets too cold
15:00 <breaker> There's one of Pieter as well somewhere
15:00 <Glenn> Thet ain't funny, 'specially when it's humid too! :P
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15:48 <Kelevra> lol
16:00 <Kelevra> buttery and farts, okay no butter today
16:00 <Kelevra> yeah I was the cause of that
16:00 <Kelevra> I pasted it around royally
16:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> shat
16:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Pieter
16:00 <Kelevra> I found it on queerant's laptop
16:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> jacked off on cam
16:00 <Kelevra> so upload that I did~
16:00 <breaker> Took him 8 minutes to crack a fat
16:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> send it pls
16:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lol
16:00 <Kelevra> yeah it was limp dick
16:00 <breaker> and still didn't blow his green load.
16:00 <Kelevra> I don't have it anymore
16:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> so I can add to the archive's
16:05 <Kelevra> THANKS TOZZA
16:18 <tozza> poonut butter farts
16:30 <tozza> extra chunky
16:37 <tozza> altho smooth sounds fucked up
16:47 <tozza> extra smooth poonut butter
16:59 <Kelevra> so chunky you can carve it
17:00 <Kelevra> I've been through so many computers since then
17:00 <Kelevra> I have my last desktop to Raiche
17:00 <Kelevra> so don't be surprised if he rocks out with logs
17:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I have my pornos from my teens k made with girls who consent or course
17:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> in my safety deposit box lol
17:00 <Kelevra> you were such a slut
17:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> we both was lol
17:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> u just was female
17:02 <Kelevra> LOL
17:10 <tozza> good ol chum
17:18 <beagle> the person on the phone im talking to bought a powerfit
17:29 <tozza> whats this
17:35 <tozza> a wrist band?
17:40 <beagle> vibrating machine
17:44 <tozza> LOL
17:52 <tozza> shake weight?
18:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I was male
18:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> true ?
18:00 <Kelevra> I remember going to your parents and you were trying to make these girls fuck off cause they wouldn't put out and you wanted me to get them out
18:00 <Kelevra> I still am a female, you were just a short ass and younger
18:00 <Kelevra> not a great match for me
18:00 <Kelevra> plus my brother would've shot you and i if we ever did anything
18:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hahahah
18:01 <beagle> yer
18:26 <Kelevra> all those things don't work
18:45 <Kelevra> sex, healthy eating and excersize does though
18:47 <Kelevra> just sayin
18:48 <beagle> pros:it vibrates, cons:it just vibrates
19:00 <Kelevra> shane was a mother fucker back then
19:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> your brother was always fine
19:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hard on the outside
19:00 <Kelevra> he still doesnt know about brayden
19:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> soft on the inside
19:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lol
19:00 <Kelevra> I swear I threatened to bash everyone if they told him
19:00 <Kelevra> I doubt he'd care now but yeah at the time he would've broken my nose
19:21 <L00PEYD0G> red rooster hey chicken cheese n bacon burger hmmmmm
19:29 <Kelevra> so good
19:47 <tozza> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQj0zlnZqvU
19:49 <L00PEYD0G> best
19:50 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shake Weight South Park YouTube (Jan 24, 2012) Length: 0:30 - Category: People & Blogs - 363,003 views views - 421 likes (94.8%), 23 dislikes (5.2%)
19:54 <Kelevra> hrmm I have all those things here, I could make it myself i suppose
19:57 <Snoopys_Gunship> someone say sex
20:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> was kinda good in a way I guess
20:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> saved u from a lot of fuck wits
20:00 <Kelevra> yeah that's true
20:00 <Kelevra> but fuck my brother was crazy
20:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> could you imagined
20:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> if u ended up with someone like
20:00 <Kelevra> why did he hate brayden? do you know?
20:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Sam choi
20:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> at 13
20:00 <Kelevra> oh fuck
20:00 <Kelevra> yeah he was a badass
20:24 <Kelevra> I'd have to run and get buns though and that seems like effort
20:34 <L00PEYD0G> too much
20:45 <tozza> u could walk and get buns
20:49 <tozza> less effort
21:00 <Kelevra> he always cracked onto me
21:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> don't think he hated him
21:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> patty rd payfone
21:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> always
21:00 <Kelevra> I think if I ever fucked one of the van ryes my brother would've been in jail
21:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> do u remember
21:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Corey
21:00 <Kelevra> he hated them so much
21:00 <Kelevra> he put aaron through a window
21:00 <Kelevra> Corey henare?
21:00 <Kelevra> yeah he was my first crush
21:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> David ung
21:09 <Kelevra> lol smartass
21:18 <tozza> just sayin
21:45 <tozza> i said too jade we goin kelevras for dinner
21:47 <tozza> she goes whos that
21:50 <tozza> i explained
21:57 <tozza> then she goes oh .. what do you guys talk about
22:00 <tozza> reeeeow
22:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> he was a bad kunt too
22:00 <Kelevra> nah I don't remember him
22:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I use to have huge crush on tammy and corianne
22:00 <Kelevra> Michael Cox and Corey apparently started heroin
22:00 <Kelevra> I threatened michael pretty badly a fair few years ago
22:00 <Kelevra> yeah corrianne and i still talk
22:08 <tozza> like relax the flaps girl
22:31 <tozza> but i explained n she now knows
23:00 <Kelevra> she wanted to set me up with her mr's cousin
23:00 <Kelevra> but I don't really dig asians
23:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Tammy just disappears yeah
23:00 <Kelevra> yeah 
23:00 <Kelevra> her parents moved her away
23:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> what about andrew corps
23:13 <tozza> totally wish it was a public holiday today
23:24 <tozza> the factory is gonna be alll humidity again
23:25 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck im so lazy today lol
23:37 <tozza> i heard that snoopy
24:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> corpsie fucks his dog
24:00 <Kelevra> hahaha
24:00 <Kelevra> did he really?
24:00 <ruscal> whys there always someone accused of dog fucking on every irc channel ?
24:00 <Kelevra> fuck he was a tripper
24:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hahah
24:00 <Kelevra> his house along with dopes were party houses
24:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> ruscal this is true
24:00 <Kelevra> god knows why they fkn invited teenage girls over though
24:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> there even a song about it
24:11 <Kelevra> is she pissed off that i know her mum
24:16 <tozza> lol nah
24:21 <Kelevra> fuck jade said the funniest shit last year online
24:46 <tozza> i said she goes , she knows ya mum n she said , jokingily thats nothing to brag about
24:48 <Kelevra> her auntie or someone joking called her a slut or whore and her response was 'takes one to know one' I fkn died of laughter
25:00 <Kelevra> little daniel told me dopes has no teeth now
25:00 <Kelevra> icehead or some shit
25:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> ill try and find it when I get home
25:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> how about spastic ash
25:00 <ruscal> how old are all these ppl these days ? 30's ?
25:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> yeah
25:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> 28 to 33
25:05 <Kelevra> she's fkn witty
25:16 <Snoopys_Gunship> i got a list as long as my cock to do and i cant be fucked doing it
25:28 <Snoopys_Gunship> YET ive got like an hour to do it before i pick my son up from school lol
25:29 <tozza> she has become around me for 7 years
25:43 <tozza> u u have 2 things to do snoopy
25:49 <tozza> lol
26:00 <ruscal> i was 17 or so when i got on irc, just hit 39 now
26:00 <Kelevra> omg spazzo ash 
26:00 <Kelevra> bad flashbacks
26:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> did you root bitches on irc ruscal
26:00 <Kelevra> he invited us over for a swim and there's his mum just wearing a g banger in the pool
26:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lolllllllll
26:00 <Kelevra> and me and manda are like 'lets gtfo here'
26:00 <ruscal> root bitches thats pretty eloquent
26:07 <Snoopys_Gunship> well more like 3 but come on give me some crdit
26:35 <tozza> cant afford any credit man i have rego coming up
26:37 <Snoopys_Gunship> i gotta check the gas bottle for the cooking tomorrow also havent tested the torches yet lol
26:40 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lolllll
26:40 <Snoopys_Gunship> HAHAHAH
27:00 <Kelevra> iBiZa[Mobile] did you?
27:00 <ruscal> is this referring to dog fucking again ?
27:00 <Kelevra> maybe that's why irc is dwindling
27:00 <Kelevra> jks
27:00 <ruscal> rooting bitches
27:00 <Kelevra> I know i'm cruel
27:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> if it wasn't for austnet
27:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I wouldn't be where I am today
27:00 <Kelevra> you'd still be a virgin?
27:01 <tozza> mhmmm
27:01 <iBiZa[Mobile]> snoopy I haven't seen you in here recently
27:06 <iBiZa[Mobile]> what brought you back
27:15 <Snoopys_Gunship> been busy like fuck with RL shit
27:19 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hahha
27:22 <iBiZa[Mobile]> well welcome back
27:30 <iBiZa[Mobile]> stick around fucker
27:32 <tozza> procrastinating with all them 2 n half things he needs to do
27:41 <tozza> ;)
27:44 <tozza> jk mate
27:59 <tozza> yeh stay for awhile
28:00 <Kelevra> I reckon if I had've taken to your advances you would've ranaway like a bitch
28:00 <Kelevra> little perve
28:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> the amount of people I met networks built had been gr8
28:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> we always got along kelevera
28:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> red rooster runs
28:00 <Kelevra> yeah cause you'd always dink me around and we could always gossip about our brothers
28:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lifts on the bike
28:02 <Snoopys_Gunship> yes boss :D
28:12 <Snoopys_Gunship> i plan on it
28:12 <tozza> its captain but whatever
28:33 <Snoopys_Gunship> concidering the NBN finally is getting put on in our area and we can get rid of this shitty adsl
28:55 <beagle> ive had nbn for months
28:57 <Kelevra> Snoopys_Gunship won't leave!
29:00 <beagle> and i live in country
29:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lolllll
29:00 <Kelevra> that was my first job
29:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I never did wrong by u
29:00 <Kelevra> nicole massey got the shits when I kissed michael cox and she flooded the resturant on my shift
29:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> thanks breaker
29:00 <Kelevra> biggest bitch move but shit it was impressive
29:07 <tozza> i remember ibiza had cable when it first came out it was incredible
29:14 <beagle> i had cable in 2006
29:19 <tozza> could download a movie in 30 mins instead of 30 days
29:27 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah well apparently when that fuckwit abbott took over it put the nbn in our area behind by 3 years
29:32 <beagle> on nbn download movie in minute and a bit
29:35 Mode: (by Kelevra) +v beagle
29:51 <beagle> 11.2 megabytes a sec
30:00 <Kelevra> I didn't notice she'd done it until the whole place was flooded
30:00 <Kelevra> took me 4 hours to get all the water out
30:03 <beagle> aw Kelevra ty
30:10 <Kelevra> that's cool chad
30:17 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah im going for the top shit when i get it put on in a week
30:17 <tozza> only benifit for me would be fast youtube uplaod other that that nbn does not benifit me
30:23 <Kelevra> chad did your hair grow back normally?
30:43 <beagle> normally ?
30:46 <beagle> its not long
30:54 <Kelevra> well after dylan gave you a reverse mohawk
30:58 <Snoopys_Gunship> nbn would benifit us big my wife is studying online
30:59 <beagle> yeah
31:00 <Kelevra> do you still live in the area iBiZa?
31:00 <Kelevra> I heard your parents sold their house
31:00 <Kelevra> omg did you now damien became a model?
31:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> nah sold up
31:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hahah yeah
31:08 <Kelevra> it still cracks me up
31:14 <Kelevra> you guys are so fucked up
31:16 <breaker> Down 40mb / Up 20mb :}
31:21 <tozza> brb gottah shower
31:22 <beagle> he was spose to shave it
31:25 <tozza> my nuts have turned to vinegar
31:32 <beagle> 104/56 here
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31:40 <beagle> 100/40 really
31:52 <Snoopys_Gunship> YES NUT SLUSHIE
32:00 <Kelevra> I swear his forehead was massive how he became a model is like wow
32:00 <Kelevra> good on him though
32:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> bum filla
32:00 <Kelevra> the only person from your court i don't talk to is Carmen cause now she's married
32:00 <Kelevra> and she got weird years ago
32:13 <Snoopys_Gunship> bit far lol
32:53 <Snoopys_Gunship> and Kelevra takes one to knwo one baby ;)
33:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> yeh
33:00 <Kelevra> Souen is cool and Huey
33:42 <Snoopys_Gunship> come on you cunt load i want porn NOW
33:44 <Kelevra> hahaha
34:00 <Kelevra> man Hue's parents to flog her ass something stupid
34:00 <Kelevra> hey Loof
34:00 <Loof> hey man :)
34:00 <Kelevra> hows life and the youngen going?
34:00 <Kelevra> he'd be in kinder now yeah?
34:00 <Loof> real good, just moved back to melb
34:00 <Loof> prep
34:29 <Snoopys_Gunship> thats so not fiar
34:38 * iBiZa[Mobile] likes the way #Melbourne is moving... Melbourne On The Move.....
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> melbourne is moving because of a zombie lazy cunt (me) is dribbling shit lol
35:00 <Loof> how's you littlens?
35:00 <Loof> your*
35:00 <Kelevra> oh where from?
35:00 <Kelevra> yeah they're going good, they're having an afternoon nap atm
35:00 <Loof> gladstone
35:00 <Loof> oh cool
35:00 <Kelevra> QLD?
35:00 <Loof> yeah
35:00 <Loof> hellhole
35:00 <Kelevra> wow why were up there?
35:00 <Loof> moved there
35:18 <Snoopys_Gunship> NOOOO BACKDOOR BOYS
35:53 <Kelevra> now all we have to do is get tozza to print out some stickers for austnet.org #melbourne and get someone who uses trains frequently to stamp them around and bobs your uncle
36:00 <Loof> didn't last 3 weeks lol
36:00 <Kelevra> yeah it's a shithole, you should've kept driving and gone to Rocky
36:00 <Kelevra> oh crap
36:00 <Kelevra> you should've let john know
36:00 <Kelevra> why'd you move?
36:00 <Loof> yeah we just went there cause $90 houses on the beach
36:00 <Loof> man the beach was awesome
36:00 <Kelevra> shit that's cheap but for a shithole what do you expect
36:00 <Loof> but the people are another story
36:00 <Loof> beautiful house
36:00 <Kelevra> yeah it's a buttfuck nowhere place
36:00 <Loof> but the people suck
36:00 <Loof> exactly
36:11 <Kelevra> hey it's a good idea iBiZa[Mobile]
36:25 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lol
36:33 <Snoopys_Gunship> but wait im not in fucking melbourne
36:33 <iBiZa[Mobile]> perhaps little Chris
36:41 <Snoopys_Gunship> fuck i am always getting stooged
37:00 <Loof> adsl internet :(
37:00 <Kelevra> hahaha
37:00 <Kelevra> the shitty internet broke the camels back
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
37:00 <Loof> but this was the view: https://fb-s-c-a.akamaihd.net/h-ak-xfa1/v/t31.0-8/16177749_10154495490974858_7961288343948790014_o.jpg?oh=13b43d51e5fdc14dc66af78c9d1e5fae&oe=5946B980&__gda__=1493261734_473e6350e698abedfa2bd43c84dc8ade
37:33 <Snoopys_Gunship> ok ok ill shut up now and go do something
37:41 <Kelevra> Snoopys_Gunship you're our token interstater like beagle
37:52 <breaker> :)
37:53 <Kelevra> omg is little chris still alive?
38:00 <Loof> $120 a week
38:00 <Kelevra> nice..
38:00 <breaker> Tree in the way
38:00 <Loof> problem is we still have to pay rent on it down here
38:00 <Kelevra> but fuck anthony and I passed through there and it's fairly shitous
38:00 <Kelevra> how come?
38:07 <Snoopys_Gunship> YES PORN
38:12 * Snoopys_Gunship disappears
38:39 <beagle> ill dcc send you 75hrs of porn in one video
38:45 <beagle> 134gb
39:00 <Loof> can't break the lease
39:00 <Loof> tempted to sub let
39:00 <Loof> but that shits illegal
39:00 <Loof> so dunno
39:00 <Kelevra> when anthony worked in rocky his base was in gladstone
39:00 <Kelevra> yeah thats a tricky one
39:02 <Snoopys_Gunship> no no on wait till next friday
39:11 <Snoopys_Gunship> ill have 1000GB to use then lol
39:20 <beagle> yes i get 1000gb too
39:58 <Kelevra> why use porn if you have a wife
40:00 <Loof> look how nice for $90 a week: http://www.realestate.com.au/property-unit-qld-south+gladstone-417293270
40:00 <Loof> 800 places like that
40:00 <Loof> but shit internet
40:39 <Snoopys_Gunship> that one word you said there WIFE lol
40:53 <tozza> little chirs hangs in his shed worshipping satan
41:00 <Kelevra> fuck living in a unit though
41:00 <Kelevra> I'm already an asshole to my neighbours
41:06 <tozza> i dont think we need that kind of behaviour here
41:21 <Snoopys_Gunship> FUCK THATS NOT A BLONDE CHICK ITS A FUCKING GUY
41:32 <iBiZa[Mobile]> chick with dicks
41:44 <Snoopys_Gunship> ewwww
42:00 <Loof> this is the house we have up there: https://www.google.com.au/maps/place/16+Barney+St,+Barney+Point+QLD+4680/@-23.846602,151.2726013,3a,75y,219.6h,77.89t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1s4aTF1gYPFCNzp6Cpv-Zwqw!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo2.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3D4aTF1gYPFCNzp6Cpv-Zwqw%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D49.49036%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656!4m5!3m4!1s0x6bc274f8f1c29149:0x6810551d84af9
42:00 <Loof> 212!8m2!3d-23.846847!4d151.271964!6m1!1e1
42:00 <Loof> sorry
42:00 <Loof> https://goo.gl/maps/KaWgs1NPEZp
42:58 <Snoopys_Gunship> FUCK
43:00 <Loof> coconut trees right next to the house lol
43:00 <Kelevra> I wouldn't have posted that, now everyone knows there's a vacant house there
43:00 <Loof> oh well
43:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <Kelevra> oh wow heaps of land
43:00 <Loof> yeah man you should move in lol
43:00 <Loof> haha
43:00 <breaker> IRC paRtY @ Loof's PlaCe
43:12 <tozza> what
43:15 <tozza> you looked it up?
43:25 <Snoopys_Gunship> kinda hahaha
43:40 <Snoopys_Gunship> oh man i need sleep bad
43:46 <Snoopys_Gunship> no wait cant give in to evil
43:53 <Snoopys_Gunship> the NRL all stars game is on tonight
44:00 <Kelevra> haha
44:00 <Loof> man if anyone wants to rent it it's $120 a week
44:00 <Loof> already furnished
44:00 <Loof> air con
44:00 <Kelevra> I'm picky as a mofo
44:00 <Skirmish> It's one block away from a coal stockpile. Dirty as. 
44:00 <breaker> QLD == shit weather
44:00 <Kelevra> next place I get has to have a front and backyard, two bathrooms, three bedrooms
44:00 <Loof> shit water too
44:00 <Loof> so bad
44:00 <tozza> het kelevra has ops
44:00 <Kelevra> preferrably gates
44:16 <tozza> well i have work in 10 mins
44:41 <Snoopys_Gunship> i dont have to work till tuesday :D
45:00 <Kelevra> tozza told he'd give them to me
45:00 <Kelevra> iBiZa[Mobile] and i have a long love and hate relationship
45:00 <Kelevra> I've known you longer though
45:00 <Loof> i like this place a lot more now
45:00 <Kelevra> I think I met iBiZa[Mobile] in grade 3 I think
45:19 * tozza walks away
45:26 <Snoopys_Gunship> hahahaha
45:34 <Snoopys_Gunship> ive done my 48 hours this week lol
45:56 <tozza> oh yeh
46:00 <Kelevra> I know I've pretty much known you since i was born
46:00 <Kelevra> well you were born cause i'm older
46:00 <Loof> so good to be back in melb
46:00 <Loof> qld water made me realize fluoride is a good thing
46:08 <tozza> and what is it you do
46:16 <Snoopys_Gunship> Patrol Officer
46:37 <tozza> rent a cop?
46:54 <tozza> u get to carry a gun?
46:59 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah except with style
47:00 <Loof> miss swimming at the beach tho
47:00 <Loof> be sad when my tan goes away
47:00 <Loof> wont look nearly as good in my bikini 
47:00 <Loof> lol
47:00 <Kelevra> move down to the beach in melb
47:00 <Loof> one day
47:00 <Kelevra> did you go back to springvale or elsewhere?
47:00 <Loof> ty man
47:16 <Snoopys_Gunship> nah not licensed for it but my boss does have 4 glocks in his safe in the shed
47:31 <tozza> 17s?
47:44 <Snoopys_Gunship> 3 17s and 1 19
47:54 <tozza> nice little lightweight peice
48:00 <Loof> yeah back to chingvale
48:00 <Loof> i'd prefer asians to the white people in gladstone so i'm happy
48:00 <tozza> nw
48:00 <Loof> a meth house burnt down just while i was there
48:00 <Kelevra> yeah that makes sense, your wife is asian
48:00 <Loof> hehe
48:00 <Kelevra> oh shit lol
48:00 <Skirmish> The wife and I love it around Surfers. Not sure if I would move there though. Son would have to finish high school first. 
48:02 <tozza> id go with a 1911 tho
48:25 <Snoopys_Gunship> i would too but we need lightweight
48:27 <beagle> this meloshi ham tastes like sea salt
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48:48 <tozza> i just want milk that tastes like normal ,milk
48:53 <Snoopys_Gunship> carrying for 12 hours does get a bit heavy after a while
49:00 <Skirmish> Thanks tozza. 
49:00 <Loof> yeah one day surfers would be fantastic
49:00 <Loof> that's my dream
49:00 <Kelevra> lol i almost said to john 'for the life of me i can't remember Pat's sons name' then typing it I'm like ZACCCCCC
49:00 <Loof> too expensive for me now tho
49:00 <Loof> hahaha :)
49:00 <Kelevra> seriously I think my kids are turning me into an airhead
49:15 <tozza> better than a maglite
49:45 <Snoopys_Gunship> yeah i got a little torch that is as bright as fuck
49:47 <beagle> i bought another torch, and it was super powerful and the cops saw it on me and said nice torch are you robbing homes
50:00 <Loof> happens to the best of us
50:00 <Loof> i blame the Trolls movie grrrr
50:00 <Kelevra> nah I've been brain farting all week
50:00 <Kelevra> just over run a lot of the time
50:01 <tozza> i have a adler a110 and a .45colt circuit judge revolving carbine
50:22 <Snoopys_Gunship> im jeralous lol
50:49 <tozza> adler is cheap as too use but the .45 omg
50:55 <tozza> 90 bucks for 50 rounds
51:06 <beagle> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/152171542210?_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT
51:45 <tozza> lol i got a daisy bb gun aswell
51:53 <tozza> holds 650 rounds
51:57 <beagle> hehe
52:04 <tozza> powerful little fucker goes 100m
52:12 <tozza> id say prob makes 200m
52:14 <beagle> :]
53:00 <tozza> ive been arse farting every 3 mins
53:00 <Kelevra> indian food?
53:00 <Kelevra> if so i hear you
53:00 <tozza> in this weather sounds moist as
53:39 <tozza> beagle
53:48 <tozza> pay for postage ill send u xmen
53:54 <tozza> i dont need 2 copys
54:00 <beagle> :/ im out of money atm
54:00 <Kelevra> ewww tmi!!
54:00 <Kelevra> fuck thom
54:00 <breaker> lol yuck
54:00 <Kelevra> oh and I tried the lamb stuffed naan last night
54:00 <Kelevra> fuck it was GREAT
54:00 <tozza> extra buttery chicken
54:00 <Kelevra> and that's an understatement
54:00 <tozza> just did a vinda-poo
54:00 <Kelevra> don't say buttery/fart and moist ever
54:04 <tozza> whenever
54:10 <beagle> what is your paypal
54:23 <tozza> nah dont use paypal man fees n shit
54:38 <tozza> ill send it in a week or so
54:45 <tozza> just fix me up then
54:55 <tozza> be like 5 bucks id imagine
55:00 <tozza> neeed to wipe with a naan bread
55:00 <Kelevra> it's like *gag'
55:00 <Kelevra> NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
55:00 <Kelevra> don't say wipe/fart/moist/buttery
55:00 <Kelevra> now I just want to kill myself
55:00 <tozza> buttery moist ass spray
55:00 <Kelevra> LOL
55:00 <Kelevra> oh god you're terrible
56:00 <Kelevra> poor jade
56:00 <Kelevra> =\
56:37 <beagle> wont be much
57:01 <tozza> nah
57:13 <beagle> but about that gold chain youre sending with the game gear game
57:13 <tozza> anyway melbourne im off to work ill bbs
57:28 <tozza> lol yeh nar
57:40 <beagle> :D
58:00 <Kelevra> how many pints did you have?
58:00 <Kelevra> :P
58:00 <tozza> 2
58:00 <tozza> and a quick stubby at home\
59:00 <Kelevra> holy shit, don't fuck up @ work
00:00 <tozza> all good not my first time drinking
00:00 <tozza> bbs yall
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05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yallll
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ITS THE FINAL COUNT DOWN
05:00 <breaker> (Europe - The Final Countdown) - (5:09)
05:00 <Kelevra> for?
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> kelevra im comin over next week for a lamb roast with jade
05:00 <Kelevra> that'll be awesome
06:00 <Kelevra> I make an awesome roast lamb
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ill b the judge 
06:00 <Kelevra> I can't wait to meet her and for you to meet my kidlets
06:00 <Kelevra> shhh i seriously do make an awesome roast lamb
06:53 <Snoopys_Gunship> alright and thats me done too, time for me to pick my son up seeya all on monday
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol nice 
07:00 <Kelevra> do you like sweet potatoes?
07:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hopefully no buttery after affect
07:00 <Kelevra> last one I made on aus day was the fkn best
07:00 <Kelevra> oh you'll shit like a champ the day after 
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07:41 <Kelevra> wanking before picking up your son from school
07:51 <Kelevra> only on irc do you find out this shit
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol is that a good thing
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I gotta clock on brb
08:00 <Kelevra> I love roast lamb, unfortunately I don't make it enough cause I don't like throwing it out and the girls and myself can only eat so much so guests over helps
08:00 <Kelevra> kk
08:20 <L00PEYD0G> sounds like a plan
08:25 <L00PEYD0G> but i dont have a son\
08:30 <L00PEYD0G> i'll just wank
08:38 <L00PEYD0G> after i get some lunch!
08:41 <L00PEYD0G> bbs
08:48 <Kelevra> lol
11:00 <ruscal> roast pork loin is pretty good too
11:00 <Kelevra> I've never made that
11:00 <ruscal> love cutting the meat and jamming in slices of garlic
11:00 <Kelevra> that's how i make my lamb
12:00 <ruscal> roast garlic doesnt get enough props
12:00 <Kelevra> I stab the shit out of it and insert garlic and then smother it in rosemary
12:00 <ruscal> it really is good
12:00 <ruscal> sounds good
12:00 <Kelevra> I've never really had pork with garlic
12:00 <Kelevra> I should try to make a roast pork
12:00 <ruscal> get some pepper and salt and oil in there  
12:00 <ruscal> i like using korean chilli paste too
12:00 <Kelevra> I'm going to try to make cheesecake someday soon
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13:00 <Kelevra> it's something I like which I've never tried to make
13:00 <ruscal> the stuff that comes in a red tub and tastes great
13:00 <Kelevra> korean chilli paste?
13:00 <Kelevra> I've never heard of it
13:01 <Glenn> Hey Kelevra!
13:15 <Glenn> Didn't hear you stomping around here...
13:30 <Kelevra> hey Glenn, how's the day treating you?
13:50 <Glenn> Slow, still stuck in an air conditioned office.
13:54 <Glenn> WHat about you?
14:00 <ruscal> http://blog.sndimg.com/cook/cooking-channel/Gochujang-Korean-Chili-Paste.JPG
14:00 <ruscal> i do thin sliced chicken or beef and use that as the base for a marinade
14:00 <ruscal> but i like putting a little on roast meat as well
14:57 <Kelevra> yeah its warm here, I've just been trying to take it easy today
15:02 <Kelevra> big plans for the weekend?
15:21 <beagle> VERY warm here
15:38 <Kelevra> yeah s.a does get hot in summer
15:43 <Glenn> Cut grass tomorrow, about 5 acres, then fly hovercraft on Sunday. Otherwise... pretty quiet.
16:00 <Kelevra> yum
16:00 <Kelevra> have you tried sprite pork?
16:03 <Kelevra> hopefully you have a ride on lawn mower
16:14 <Kelevra> fuck using a normal lawn mower
16:32 <Glenn> Oh yes... but it is still around 34 kilometres to cut it al!
17:00 <ruscal> nope havent heard of it
17:00 <Kelevra> it's sweet pork cooked in sprite
17:00 <Kelevra> like the soda
17:00 <ruscal> sounds sugary
17:02 <Kelevra> I do not envy you lol
17:21 <Glenn> On a good day, it takes about eight hours and around 20 litres (one tank full) of petrol.
17:39 <Kelevra> I'm hoping my dad comes over tomorrow so then I can embarress iBiZa[Mobile] and tozza with old pics of them
17:50 <Glenn> :P~~~~
18:00 <Kelevra> it is but it's really nice
18:00 <Kelevra> are you more of a savoury fan?
18:00 <ruscal> should be alright , i add brown sugar to marinades
18:00 <ruscal> so whats the difference if it comes from soda
18:00 <Kelevra> oh wow I've never tried that
18:02 <beagle> theres this ride on mower that comes to mow our lawns out the front out of nowhere it zooms around then zooms off
18:02 <Kelevra> can't go through my photo albums with the kids around or they'll get stuck in
18:13 <Glenn> Have to post them up somehere so's the rest of uscan have a look!
18:28 <Kelevra> haha I think they'll ban me if I do
19:00 <ruscal> brown sugar with soy sauce honey, garlic lime juice lemon juice
19:00 <Kelevra> this year cause both of my girls are eating a lot I'm trying out new recipes
19:00 <Kelevra> oh wow
19:00 <ruscal> my wifes taiwanese she likes it when i do that marinade with chicken
19:00 <Kelevra> my chicken noodles I make have chilli paste, honey, soya sauce and some sesame oil
19:00 <Kelevra> oh cool
19:00 <ruscal> oh yeah i put seasame oil in too
19:27 <Glenn> Nah... new rules, almost (ALMOST!!!) anything goes now.
20:00 <Kelevra> yeah i've been eating a lot of chicken lately
20:00 <ruscal> normally i look on the shelf and in the fridge and go with what i think will work
20:00 <Kelevra> and pork steaks
20:00 <ruscal> i tell you what is pretty awesome
20:00 <ruscal> is thai chicken salad
20:00 <ruscal> you make this cooked minced chicken with lemon grass and other stuff
20:00 <Kelevra> I can't say I've had it but my stepmum is thai and she cooks some really nice stuff
20:00 <Kelevra> oh yeahhhhhhhhhh
21:00 <Kelevra> I've had it!!!
21:00 <ruscal> and before you serve it gets mixed with corriander and other greens and you need to eat it before the greens go funny
21:00 <ruscal> but its a winner
21:00 <Kelevra> but she can't explain what it is, I had that a lot during my pregnancies
21:00 <Kelevra> it's really good for you but the one she makes has stock so it's soupy with noodles
21:15 <Kelevra> hahaha
22:00 <ruscal> i stuffed up making it once and didnt do the lemon grass correctly and man that stuff is hard to eat if its not prepared right
22:00 <ruscal> oh really wow
22:00 <Kelevra> yeah it can be hard
22:00 <ruscal> fish sauce is a big part of the mince chicken bit
22:00 <Kelevra> it works really well with the stock/broth
22:00 <ruscal> and lime juice
22:00 <Kelevra> fish sauce is a condiment to my stepmum lol
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23:00 <ruscal> aparently it lasts forever
23:00 <ruscal> dead rotting fish juice
23:00 <Kelevra> if it isn't in the cupboard or fridge she'll lose her shit
23:00 <breaker> Weclome back Lumeah :)
23:00 <ruscal> the only condiment we had in my childhood was tomatoe sauce
23:00 <Kelevra> hahaha
23:00 <ruscal> bbq sauce came in later and was super fancy
23:00 <Kelevra> same lol
23:29 <iBiZa[Mobile]> giddy up
24:00 <Kelevra> although I don't really like it
24:00 <ruscal> same
24:00 <Kelevra> and I dislike tomatoe soup badly
24:00 <ruscal> wow me too i hated it when i was a kid and my mum would get the canned stuff
24:00 <ruscal> put me off soup for the longest time
24:00 <Kelevra> same!!!
24:00 <ruscal> i dont mind pumpkin soup these days
25:00 <ruscal> and i had potatoe and leek the other month and it was alright
25:00 <Kelevra> omg when we were poor she'd give us bowls of tomatoe soup with toast
25:00 <Kelevra> now i just can't face it
25:00 <ruscal> yeah mine did that , i think i convinced myself that it gave me headaches
25:00 <ruscal> they also force fed myself and my brotheres eggs
25:00 <Kelevra> potatoe and leek is nice and butternut pumpkin, leek and potato soup wise
25:00 <ruscal> undercooked eggs on toast
26:00 <ruscal> i cant eat standalone eggs 
26:00 <Kelevra> yeah like soilders with egg
26:00 <Kelevra> I'm glad times have changed but I grew up pretty poorly and mum just had to make ends meet so we'd have a lot of shitty dinners
26:00 <ruscal> there was only one girl at my primary school who felt the same way , i remember having a discussion with her about how much eggs fucking sucked
26:00 <Kelevra> but once in a while we'd get roasts and some decent food
26:00 <ruscal> yeah same my parents had me when they were 18/19
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27:00 <Kelevra> wow that's young as
27:00 <ruscal> it was 1978
27:00 <ruscal> i think it wasnt too young then
27:00 <Kelevra> lol I lived on eggs for 3 months last year, I was testing out if they'd make me gain weight
27:00 <ruscal> i still dont think id be a suitable parent and im almost 40
27:38 <Glenn> Heads up, management on deck!
28:00 <ruscal> your farts must have smelt like death
28:00 <Kelevra> I don't think any parent unless you're rich enough to have a chef and nanny can do it all
28:00 <Kelevra> yeah it wasn't pleasing at all
28:00 <Kelevra> but I did them in different ways
28:00 <ruscal> the farts ?
28:00 <Kelevra> fried, boiled hard, soft boiled
28:00 <Kelevra> yeah the farts were rank
28:00 <Kelevra> but my friend told me it'd work, it so didn't
28:57 <L00PEYD0G> decided on indian
29:00 <L00PEYD0G> dabomb!
29:00 <Kelevra> I've been trying to gain weight for years and it just won't budge
29:00 <Kelevra> I can't stomach fat so well because I've had health problems and the weight just doesn't gain
29:33 <Kelevra> so I made you want indian
29:37 * Kelevra nods
30:00 <Kelevra> so I have the body of a 16yr old unless I'm pregnant
30:00 <ruscal> melt and drink hagen dass , worked for ryan gosling
30:00 <Kelevra> and yeah.. I'm over being pregnant
30:00 <ruscal> http://www.vulture.com/2010/12/after_melting_haagen_dazs_and.html
30:00 <Kelevra> 2 babies and quit
30:00 <Kelevra> oh I've seen that on the tv
30:00 <Kelevra> !
31:00 <Kelevra> well if I had it my way I'd wake up to a chocolate frappe or milkshake everyday
31:00 <Kelevra> but yeah sugar is fucked up for me also
31:00 <Kelevra> if I have too much i get headaches
31:17 <L00PEYD0G> was either that or red rooster
31:23 <L00PEYD0G> kekeke~
31:26 <Kelevra> aww
31:36 <Kelevra> I can't believe i put ideas in your head
31:39 * Kelevra blushes
32:00 <Kelevra> although the past few mornings I've been having a zooper dooper @ 6am
32:00 <Kelevra> what's your fav flavour of zooper doopers?
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Well that was weird i was just asked by thr new asian chick if i was married or have a gf i said i do why . Cause i have a friend who would be interested in meeting you
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I smell a green card 
35:00 <Kelevra> hahaha
35:00 <Kelevra> ask for more than 16k
36:00 <Kelevra> I'm sure Jade wouldn't mind something nice
36:00 <Kelevra> car, jewelery
36:00 <Kelevra> knowing you, you'd blow it on pinball machines
36:00 <Kelevra> or an extension for an arcade hall
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh i need a star trek next gen pin in my collection
37:00 <Kelevra> haha nerd
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Watch out boys shell chee u up ohhwhoaa here she come
37:00 <Kelevra> haha
38:00 <Kelevra> my mum cut sick @ my dad and used to say to him when he married my stepmum to give him greif 'you lie boom boom'
38:00 <Kelevra> haha
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I didnt know what to say im like err but thank you for thinking of me
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I must still have it :p
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42:42 <Kelevra> wb
43:00 <Kelevra> well don't use it to your advantage or else Jade might stab you and i might approve :P
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha nah I already told her
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ill show u the convi
43:00 <Kelevra> good man!
43:45 <tozza[Mobile]> Cheers
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Check messenger 
44:00 <Kelevra> LOL best gf response ever!!!
44:00 <Kelevra> I love Jade already
45:00 <Kelevra> 'does she wanna fight'
45:00 <Kelevra> fkn boss!
45:00 <Kelevra> fuck can't you book a check out pickup time for dan murphys?
45:11 <tozza[Mobile]> Well im ready for beer o clock
45:48 Join: b1rd ([email protected]) to #melbourne
45:51 <b1rd> beagle, the devo
46:58 <tozza[Mobile]> Devo?
47:12 <Kelevra> haha
47:22 <tozza[Mobile]> As in devastated?
47:23 <Kelevra> devo = devasted
47:26 <Kelevra> no0b
47:32 * Kelevra pats tozza[Mobile]
47:43 <tozza[Mobile]> Well inspelt it right so who is the noob
47:44 <Kelevra> devastated even
47:48 <tozza[Mobile]> Omg then i did that
47:48 <Kelevra> SHHHHHHHHHH
47:50 <b1rd> no
47:51 <Kelevra> I just noticed
47:51 <b1rd> errr
47:59 <tozza[Mobile]> He meant dero?
48:07 <b1rd> sexual deviate
48:10 <b1rd> lamers
48:11 Mode: (by Kelevra) +v b1rd
48:11 <b1rd> lol
48:17 <b1rd> tar boe
48:20 <Kelevra> our heads weren't there
48:35 <Kelevra> we're totally 'a' sexual toward eachother
48:48 <b1rd> must be all the dope in melbourne
48:55 <Kelevra> what dope?
48:56 <b1rd> destroying your libido
49:03 <b1rd> general comment
49:10 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh i dont smoke dope
49:26 <Kelevra> no if tozza[Mobile] and I had sex it'd be like fucking my brother
49:27 <b1rd> maybe you just a softy then
49:31 <Kelevra> and in melbourne we don't do that shit
49:38 <b1rd> u do so
49:43 <tozza[Mobile]> Dont know anoyone who even does dope
49:49 <Kelevra> no, we don't..
50:12 <tozza[Mobile]> Mm b1rd = devo troll
50:18 <iBiZa[Mobile]> mel pm me plz
50:32 <b1rd> troll bahh
50:34 <b1rd> as if
50:43 <iBiZa[Mobile]> devo
50:48 <iBiZa[Mobile]> whip it
50:48 <iBiZa[Mobile]> whip it good
50:53 <Kelevra> hahaha
50:53 <b1rd> I'm only here to make fwwwwends
50:55 <b1rd> lulz
51:14 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao iBiZa[Mobile]
51:43 <b1rd> don't walk into a pole on ya mobile
51:50 <b1rd> or get hit by car lolololol
51:51 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lol
51:53 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I'm driving
51:58 <tozza[Mobile]> Im standing stationary
51:59 <b1rd> fuck offff
52:02 <L00PEYD0G> b1rd = not even a bird
52:03 <b1rd> norty
52:09 <b1rd> lol loop
52:14 Join: Melb_Chef ([email protected]) to #melbourne
52:28 <Kelevra> hello Melb_Chef
52:30 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup chef
52:32 <b1rd> driving and ircin
52:36 <b1rd> death penalty
52:44 <Kelevra> sounds totally safe
52:46 <b1rd> what he cook, meth/
52:47 <b1rd> ?
52:59 <b1rd> cook us some of that shit Melb_Chef
53:00 <Kelevra> so you think melbourne is full of drug addicts
53:07 <b1rd> well, derrrr
53:09 <Kelevra> see this is where pieters ass has got us
53:25 <tozza[Mobile]> Sydney is where the scums at
53:31 <b1rd> rubbish
53:34 <Kelevra> fuck yeah
53:39 <b1rd> melbourne is drug / gang capital
53:41 <b1rd> of australia
53:54 <tozza[Mobile]> Thas why all the trouble happens in sydney
53:59 <b1rd> sydney is where the decent people live
54:02 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol beach gangs and lebos
54:07 <b1rd> oh come on
54:11 <b1rd> that was just a bit of fun
54:20 <b1rd> nothing compared to your gang wars and apex fags
54:27 <b1rd> lol punch ons on the beach
54:31 <b1rd> tradition in sydney
54:38 <b1rd> gotta keep the lebs in check
54:52 <tozza[Mobile]> Sydney home of trent from punchy
54:53 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
54:58 <b1rd> lol
55:03 <b1rd> except when he hides out in melbourne
55:05 <b1rd> ;-]
55:44 Join: Epi ([email protected]) to #melbourne
55:45 <tozza[Mobile]> Melbourne is the better place and the better channel
55:51 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hi epi
55:53 <tozza[Mobile]> Welcome epi
55:55 <Epi> howdy
55:55 <b1rd> bulldust
56:03 <b1rd> Sydney is the place to be
56:06 <b1rd> the most liveable city
56:10 <b1rd> facts
56:12 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lok
56:16 <iBiZa[Mobile]> 1am lockout
56:21 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
56:25 <iBiZa[Mobile]> no shots after 1.30
56:32 <tozza[Mobile]> lame ass pokies
56:33 <Kelevra> the guy who murdered my auntie was from sydney
56:37 <iBiZa[Mobile]> half the nightclub are empty and lease broken
56:39 <Kelevra> so that speaks volumes
56:42 Join: TJ ([email protected]) to #melbourne
56:54 <L00PEYD0G> Perth is where it's at
56:54 <iBiZa[Mobile]> sup tunjay
56:56 <b1rd> well she probably desreved it?
57:00 <L00PEYD0G> meth capital of australia
57:04 <L00PEYD0G> #proud
57:04 <tozza[Mobile]> Tunjay no way
57:04 <b1rd> lol loops
57:07 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lol
57:17 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha
57:26 <Kelevra> is that really tunjay?
57:26 <iBiZa[Mobile]> TJ
57:28 <b1rd> better to get hit by a sydney hitman than filth from melbourne
57:28 <iBiZa[Mobile]> u the man
57:30 <L00PEYD0G> we love our methamphetamines boooooiiiiiiii\
57:31 <iBiZa[Mobile]> yeah
57:31 <tozza[Mobile]> Whats everyone uptoo the evening
57:35 <Kelevra> holy shit
57:36 <b1rd> it means u were worth the $
57:38 <b1rd> lololol
57:44 <iBiZa[Mobile]> rrrrr ahhh robbery
57:45 <Kelevra> I once pushed him off his bike
57:45 <b1rd> LOLLL
57:46 <Kelevra> LOL
57:57 <tozza[Mobile]> Tuncay
57:57 <iBiZa[Mobile]> why put the subz in zee car
58:07 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Mr fringe
58:10 <tozza[Mobile]> Mr-FriNgE
58:16 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaahah
59:11 <tozza[Mobile]> Shaun im gonna print up a shitload of stickers and 2 banners with mirc logo and #melbourne austnet you want one?
59:23 <iBiZa[Mobile]> yeah
59:23 <breaker> The Junkie talk. When loopydog, b1rd, Blyke and kuniva gets talking.. they have their own language.. looks like retards talking but it's junkie talk.. only they understand what they're saying.
59:44 <b1rd> lulz
59:52 <iBiZa[Mobile]> is Rachie
59:55 <b1rd> hey you love the meth breaker
59:56 <iBiZa[Mobile]> like TheWJM
00:01 <b1rd> u jealous tho coz u aint got none
00:04 <Kelevra> yeah
00:10 <b1rd> :}
00:14 <b1rd> loops hook up breaks
00:17 <Kelevra> tozza[Mobile] do it!
00:19 <b1rd> doctor him
00:21 <Kelevra> it was my suggestion
00:24 <iBiZa[Mobile]> kelvera did u ever have relations with TheWJM
00:29 <Kelevra> even flyers on peoples cars
00:30 <b1rd> he's hopeless with the steel
00:30 <tozza[Mobile]> Ill print it and drop it too the club next weekend Ibiza
00:35 <Kelevra> iBiZa[Mobile] nah
00:40 <breaker> iBiZa[Mobile], In size yes. But as a person.. no.. I don't think Carl is the raping type.
00:53 <Kelevra> I did pop his blow up bed fucking my ex fiance at his house once
01:02 <Kelevra> he probably huffed in our secretions like a boss
01:44 <breaker> However.. Carl did kill 7 cows to get that leather jacket made.
01:52 <b1rd> <tozza[Mobile]> Whats everyone uptoo the evening <---- got a root with ya mum lined up
01:55 <b1rd> you?
02:02 <Kelevra> Carl did try the moves on Ice_Flare
02:06 <Kelevra> poor little timmy
02:12 <Kelevra> he didn't stand a chance
02:14 <tozza[Mobile]> I dont have a mum
02:20 <tozza[Mobile]> So thanks for reminding me you troll
02:22 <Epi> sounds like a hot blowup bed :o
02:28 <b1rd> hahahhaha
02:29 <b1rd> oh yeh
02:37 <b1rd> sensitive issues
02:40 <b1rd> lololololololol
02:49 <b1rd> not troll, i really do hate you
02:53 <b1rd> :]
02:55 <Kelevra> oh is that you mayo
03:01 <b1rd> LOLLLL
03:02 <Kelevra> hate is strong
03:09 <b1rd> hate is nice tho
03:13 <Kelevra> I bet it's love in the 1st degree
03:28 <b1rd> props tho
03:33 <Kelevra> yeah
03:36 <Kelevra> no worries
04:03 <breaker> b1rd is not mayo
04:14 <b1rd> is so
04:21 <b1rd> breaker is not b1rd
04:26 <b1rd> mayo is b1rd
04:32 Quit: thebeejai_away ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
04:33 <b1rd> blyke is b1rd
04:35 <breaker> b1rd is breaker
04:39 <Kelevra> I don't care who it is, it's like cake, it comes in different forms but it's all sweet in the end
04:42 <b1rd> shoosh
04:55 <b1rd> lolollolololol
04:58 <b1rd> yes
04:58 <Kelevra> :)
05:01 <b1rd> b1rd = breaker
05:06 <breaker> b1rd, You're my #sydney spy.
05:07 <b1rd> confusion sets in tho
05:12 <b1rd> ok
05:18 <b1rd> what should i report on
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05:38 <tozza[Mobile]> Moohoo scar non
05:43 <moohoo> whats going on peoples
05:51 <moohoo> scar non???
05:55 <b1rd> a big gang bang
06:01 <b1rd> wanna join
06:11 <moohoo> yes b1rd I will fk u
06:14 <breaker> look out for Jules anger issues and updates on her picking up Kezzie's teeth.
06:40 Nick: moohoo is now known as barstard
07:13 <breaker> Yeah Jules.. find your bloody mobile !!!!!!111111111
07:24 <Kelevra> lol
07:50 <tozza[Mobile]> Work till 11:30 fuck yeha
08:03 <Kelevra> I envy you
08:12 Nick: barstard is now known as moohoo
08:17 <b1rd> ok moohoo
08:18 <moohoo> lolz
08:20 <tozza[Mobile]> This place sucks
08:22 <b1rd> lololol
08:26 Mode: (by Kelevra) +v moohoo
08:27 <moohoo> it does
08:33 <tozza[Mobile]> But being paid to be on irc is not bad
08:36 <Kelevra> he meant work
08:37 <Epi> http://imgur.com/gallery/iRXvj
08:41 Quit: Melb_Chef ([email protected]) Quit:
08:46 <moohoo> good job tozza
09:03 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah it isnt
09:04 <tozza[Mobile]> Fukin swamped
09:36 <tozza[Mobile]> But cant do shit till the machine stops
10:00 <moohoo> tozza ur a lazy prick
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lip yeh
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What u mean check out time
10:16 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh thats why i work
11:00 <Kelevra> well it says 2hrs pickup but I wanted to book it for sunday
11:00 <Kelevra> my stepmums coming over and whatnot
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh 
11:00 <Kelevra> well I'd book it for saturday cause my dads coming over then but I can't find the option
12:00 <Glenn> ...mmmm... and on that note, 'tis time for this little black duck to wander off for afternoon English class!
12:34 <moohoo> I want your job
13:05 <moohoo> fuck im moving into a rooming house its gonna suck balls
13:25 <Kelevra> fkn oath
15:21 <breaker> Epi, Pretty funny stuff.
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Glenn that was weird
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Thats weird Kelevra 
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Maybe call them
19:18 Quit: Glenn ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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19:51 <moohoo> anyone seen anotherirc3r?
20:06 <b1rd> sydney is the better place to be
20:11 Quit: thebeejai_away ([email protected]) Quit:
20:15 <moohoo> Sydney is shit
20:24 <moohoo> Melbourne rocks!!!!
20:43 <Kelevra> it does indeed
20:50 Quit: tozza[Mobile] ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
21:00 <Kelevra> yeah
21:16 <moohoo> i love it kelevra
21:47 <Kelevra> well I've travelled and lived interstate many times but melbourne is always going to be home
21:52 <b1rd> nup
22:04 <b1rd> sydney is the only city to be living in
22:10 <Kelevra> I've lived there
22:13 <b1rd> i wouldn't piss on melbourne
22:15 <Kelevra> it's pathetic
22:18 <b1rd> nup
22:19 <b1rd> wrong
22:23 <b1rd> u jus pauper
22:29 <b1rd> so can't afford to live there properly
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22:51 <moohoo> i wouldn't piss on your teeth if your gums were on fire b1rd
23:37 <Kelevra> b1rd you don't make much sense
24:05 <moohoo> Sydney is fucking shithouse
24:29 <Kelevra> it is
24:40 <b1rd> nigger cock balls
24:41 <b1rd> cunt
24:43 <b1rd> fuckers
24:43 <moohoo> i just scored free lasagne
24:44 <ruscal> sydneys road network is like someone vomitted up noodles
24:47 <moohoo> woohoo
24:49 <b1rd> cock n balls
24:52 <b1rd> NIGGER
24:54 <b1rd> lol
24:54 <Kelevra> lol ruscal
24:56 <b1rd> nup
25:03 <b1rd> sydney is the place wheere all the good people live
25:09 <b1rd> and melbourne is where the scum reside
25:23 <Kelevra> if you say so
25:27 <tozza[Mobile]> Moohoo lucky you
25:30 <Kelevra> btw you won't rile anyone in here
25:34 <tozza[Mobile]> Love lasagne
25:39 <Kelevra> you can go to any place and find shit
25:40 <moohoo> free latina lasagne 350 gm x 6 yay
25:48 <Kelevra> but melbourne as an entire place isn't shit
25:57 <tozza[Mobile]> Wait just shees
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sheets
26:02 <Kelevra> some areas like sydney has also are shit I do agree on that fact
26:11 * moohoo hands tozza a lasagne n fork
26:30 <tozza[Mobile]> Declines as its not break time lol
26:43 <moohoo> Melbourne is the most liveable city
26:51 <moohoo> in victoria
26:54 <Kelevra> it probably is but i could live anywhere
26:54 <moohoo> lol
27:03 <Kelevra> I'm pretty awesome in that area of my life
27:07 <ruscal> i would like to live under ground
27:10 <ruscal> like a troll
27:13 <Kelevra> I'd adapt to live in a fkn boat if I had to
27:24 <Kelevra> lol ruscal, random as all fuck
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27:31 <beagle> do powerfit tell you your weight
27:43 <Kelevra> I know my weight
27:49 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol i remember this convo
27:54 <beagle> well i bought scales from ebay
27:59 <beagle> they say im about 70 kilo
28:01 <beagle> lemme see
28:17 <Kelevra> how tall are you?
28:26 <Kelevra> that seems like an unhealthy male weight
28:56 <tozza[Mobile]> Im 98kg this wrek
28:57 <tozza[Mobile]> Week
29:07 <Kelevra> and how tall are you now?
29:15 <tozza[Mobile]> I dono
29:28 <Kelevra> you should do your BMI
29:31 <tozza[Mobile]> I dont have a height machine
29:34 <Kelevra> but it's not really reliable
29:47 <Kelevra> it's called measuring tape tozza[Mobile]
29:49 <Kelevra> :P
29:49 <moohoo> im 80 kg 175cm
29:56 <b1rd> fk living in melbourne
29:58 <moohoo> or bout 5 9
30:00 <b1rd> shithole
30:05 <b1rd> im 198 cm
30:08 <b1rd> and 110 kg
30:12 <tozza[Mobile]> When i stopped smoking i had lungs of a 48year old 2 years later inhave the lungs of a 28yr old :)
30:14 <b1rd> about.. fkd if i know
30:15 <moohoo> Sydney had a high poofter rate
30:15 <Kelevra> oh wow I'm like a cm taller than youuuuuu
30:24 <b1rd> nothing wrong with a bitta bum tho
30:32 <b1rd> freak Kelevra
30:33 <b1rd> lol
30:36 <moohoo> u want a bitta bum?
30:41 <Kelevra> no not you, moohoo
30:42 <b1rd> female only tho
30:42 <beagle> im 70.4 kilo
30:44 <b1rd> lol
30:48 <moohoo> i hate anal
30:49 <b1rd> but, poofs are alright
30:51 <moohoo> its gay
30:56 <Kelevra> I'm 176cms from recollection
30:56 <b1rd> only gay with men
31:01 <b1rd> definitions bro
31:03 <moohoo> its wrong
31:08 <b1rd> not if she likes it
31:10 <moohoo> your weird
31:13 <b1rd> nup
31:17 <Kelevra> I've probably grown since i last checked though
31:19 <beagle> well it uses BIA technology
31:25 <beagle> 24.6 BMI body mass index for me
31:30 <b1rd> nothing wrong in da bedroom
31:30 <moohoo> kelevz how old r u 14?
31:37 Join: lx ([email protected]) to #melbourne
31:42 <Kelevra> I have the body of a 14yr old
31:50 <b1rd> sexy
31:52 Part: lx ([email protected]) from #melbourne
31:52 <moohoo> weak?
31:53 <Kelevra> lol
31:54 Join: lx ([email protected]) to #melbourne
31:55 <Kelevra> so weird
31:57 <moohoo> lolz
31:57 <b1rd> lololol
32:06 <moohoo> i look like an alien
32:08 Part: lx ([email protected]) from #melbourne
32:10 Join: lx ([email protected]) to #melbourne
32:17 <Kelevra> nah I played a lot of sport so I didn't expand a lot
32:28 <Kelevra> soccer for 6 years yo
32:52 <moohoo> did your willy grow?
32:54 <tozza[Mobile]> I played alot of nintendo
33:02 <breaker> haha.
33:09 <moohoo> i played with my willy alot
33:26 <moohoo> it was messy
33:35 <Kelevra> I don't have a willy
33:45 <Kelevra> I played bball before soccer though
33:54 <Kelevra> so who knows maybe I had a willy in another life
34:03 <tozza[Mobile]> I might say im sick and go home
34:08 <tozza[Mobile]> Start on thr beer early
34:09 <moohoo> ooops
34:10 <Kelevra> do itttttttttttttt
34:19 <tozza[Mobile]> Im
34:21 * Kelevra coughs in tozza[Mobile]'s face
34:21 <moohoo> did your boobs grow ok
34:30 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol Kelevra
34:36 <Kelevra> my boobs only came in when I was about 19
34:39 <moohoo> don't tozza
34:40 <breaker> Kelevra, Any trophies? I had 5.. someone stole them. :/
34:51 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
34:54 <moohoo> i can slam dunk
34:57 <b1rd> king hit from breaker
35:08 <moohoo> my little ring above my br door
35:09 <Kelevra> nah we didn't play for trophys, it was springvale south, our teams were fkn poor as anything
35:21 <Kelevra> I played outdoor for 3 years and indoor for another 3
35:31 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol i played footy for parkmore
35:36 <moohoo> i played under 14s
35:38 <tozza[Mobile]> We were named after a shopping centre
35:47 <moohoo> lmfao
35:55 <b1rd> u need to get ya mens to cum on those tits
35:56 <moohoo> parkmore trolleys!!
35:57 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh no shit
35:58 <b1rd> helps grow em up
35:58 <Kelevra> if my girls have mine and their fathers height I'll get them into sport
36:08 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao moohoo
36:12 <Kelevra> stay off drugs, play sport is my motto
36:13 <b1rd> scientific facts
36:20 <b1rd> stay off drugs, fuck instead is mine
36:26 <b1rd> sport bit gay
36:39 <Kelevra> tozza[Mobile] that's horrible you should've played for springvale scorpians
36:41 <Kelevra> fkn trader
36:48 * Kelevra shakes her head
36:53 <b1rd> lol @ springvale
36:53 <moohoo> my motto is keep Australia drug free get ya drugs n give em to me
36:55 <Kelevra> BAD tozza
37:00 <b1rd> wouldn't go there without packin heat
37:01 <tozza[Mobile]> I did in the end
37:06 <b1rd> lol moohoo
37:10 <Kelevra> yeah so did my bro
37:16 <tozza[Mobile]> My last year was with thr scorpions on harold rd
37:17 <Kelevra> but my eldest bro played cricket
37:22 <Kelevra> yeah same
37:26 <b1rd> actually wouldn't go anywhere in Melbourne without heat
37:30 <tozza[Mobile]> Played for burras aswell
37:37 <tozza[Mobile]> When parkmore merged with keyzy
37:40 <Kelevra> I wonder if they still have that little steam train there
37:46 <Kelevra> tozza[Mobile] do they?
37:47 <tozza[Mobile]> They do
37:53 <moohoo> i played indoor cricket my team were the transformers
37:55 <moohoo> lol
37:57 <Kelevra> I'd love to show the girls where I grew up
38:12 <moohoo> we were fucking SHIT
38:17 <tozza[Mobile]> Arent u at coomoora still
38:22 <moohoo> beaten by 500 runs
38:27 <Kelevra> hahaha transformers dun dun daaa dun dun
38:40 <moohoo> more than meets the eye!
38:44 <tozza[Mobile]> Go go gdget autobot
38:45 <Kelevra> tozza[Mobile] nah I moved over your side of town about 3yrs ago
38:54 <tozza[Mobile]> Ahh kool
38:59 <moohoo> i was shit as
39:09 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh yeh u told me lol i forgot
39:21 <Kelevra> tez moved to bon beach and shane moved to dandy
39:36 <Kelevra> fuck dandy, I seriously wouldn't raise my girls there
40:08 <Kelevra> my next move I'll probably go back interstate or something, I'm tossing up ideas
40:33 <Kelevra> I do like my apartment here but the girls are outgrowing it
41:06 <Kelevra> chelsea would be nice but expensive I reckon
41:36 <moohoo> dandy is paradise
41:42 <moohoo> jk
41:49 <Kelevra> yeah with all the junkies and rapes
41:53 <Kelevra> how heavenly
41:55 <Kelevra> :P
42:00 <Kelevra> who is good @ maths?
42:03 <breaker> moohoo = loopydog
42:07 <moohoo> nothing beats a good ol junkie rape
42:13 <Kelevra> hahaha
42:29 <moohoo> raped at needlepoint
42:33 <moohoo> fuck that a
42:37 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao moohoo
42:45 <moohoo> breaker no
43:16 <moohoo> i was raped by a hot junky once....sad really
43:31 <moohoo> such a waste of a life
43:57 <Kelevra> lol
46:00 <Kelevra> I'd never fuck a junkie
46:11 <Kelevra> I'm a germaphobe
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46:41 <Kelevra> ewww pineapple
47:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Karmagma
47:04 <breaker> AdamPineapple = mayo
47:10 <Kelevra> although I'd rub myself against a pineapple anyday over a junky
47:15 <moohoo> anyone seen anotherirc3r???
47:30 <Kelevra> she doesn't come in here
47:32 <moohoo> anyone seen anotherirc3r??? adampineapple
48:00 <Kelevra> hey?
48:00 <Kelevra> shaun help a nigger out if someone was born in 1978 and someone was born in 1982 how old would they be?
48:52 <moohoo> ????????????????????????????????????????
49:00 <Kelevra> I cbf thinking
49:00 <Kelevra> help my brain or i'll disown you and tell your brother you're being a jerk
49:26 <Kelevra> play nice moohoo
49:44 <b1rd> lol
49:46 <b1rd> ban it
49:50 <Kelevra> just have another bong and calm your farm
50:00 <b1rd> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
50:00 <Kelevra> :P
50:00 <breaker> 78 = 39
50:03 <Kelevra> b1rd I'd have more reason to ban you tbh
50:05 <b1rd> animal farm
50:14 <b1rd> don't care, melbourne is gay
50:17 <b1rd> props tho
50:17 <moohoo> i don't do bongs
50:22 <b1rd> joint then
50:24 <AdamPineapple> breaker = faggot
50:29 <b1rd> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
50:31 <moohoo> no joint
50:46 <moohoo> hi adampineapple hows ya gf?
50:51 <AdamPineapple> she good
50:57 <AdamPineapple> we have been speaking on the phone tody
50:59 <Kelevra> either way it's not really my business is it
51:00 <breaker> 82 = 35
51:00 <Kelevra> oh wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
51:00 <Kelevra> what a mother fucker
51:02 <moohoo> oh that's nice
51:18 <AdamPineapple> :)
51:35 <moohoo> she msgd me earlier
51:40 <moohoo> all is well
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51:49 <AdamPineapple> :)
51:52 <moohoo> i think she likes me
52:00 <Kelevra> ty for helping me
52:00 <Kelevra> shaun I'm telling your brother you're useless
52:00 <Kelevra> :P
52:06 <AdamPineapple> :)
52:10 <Kelevra> I like me also
52:10 <moohoo> like...more than just friends if u catch my drift...
52:13 <Kelevra> just sayin
52:17 <Kelevra> ^.-
52:33 <moohoo> eeee eeee eeee eeeee eeee
52:53 <moohoo> im off early dinner time
53:05 <b1rd> cock sammwich?
53:07 <b1rd> lol
53:11 <moohoo> lasagne
53:16 <Kelevra> nah your mums meat sandwich
53:23 <Kelevra> aww too late
53:31 <moohoo> lasagne and salad with my secret dressing
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53:50 <moohoo> so eat my poofters chewy b1rd
53:56 <Kelevra> secret dressing sounds pretty bad
53:57 <b1rd> eat my pointers moohoo
54:01 <breaker> Welcome back Lumeah3 :)
54:05 <Kelevra> welcome Lumeah3
54:07 <b1rd> as i hijack ya systemz
54:17 <moohoo> you would love it kelevz
54:22 <tozza[Mobile]> I got ceasar salad with chicken and chorizo for dinner moohoo
54:33 <b1rd> sounds ghastly
54:38 <Kelevra> I made a thousand island dressing so NER moohoo
54:38 <moohoo> nice tozzo nice
54:41 <b1rd> you need the full roast dinner
54:43 <tozza[Mobile]> Forgot the anchovies
54:44 <b1rd> on a hot day like this
54:50 <Kelevra> tozza fake sickness
54:53 <Kelevra> do it!
55:03 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah Gotta be a team player
55:06 <moohoo> i made a ceasar with Palmerston
55:06 <Kelevra> munch your food up and spit it up on your boss
55:13 <Kelevra> FINEEE
55:14 <moohoo> parmesan lol
55:17 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol my best mate?
55:27 <Kelevra> fine okay don't do it
55:47 <moohoo> b1rd eat my cock if u need a substantial meal
56:04 <moohoo> mmm hungyyy
56:12 <Kelevra> I once told a boss I had an appointment to have an internal examination cause I didn't want to finish the day
56:15 <b1rd> ok
56:47 <b1rd> good idea
57:06 <b1rd> i once had a boss, was in a previous life tho
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57:16 <Kelevra> mind you i spent that arvo playing tekken
57:17 <Kelevra> =\
57:43 <tozza[Mobile]> I cant have a appointment after 5 lol
57:45 <L00PEYD0G> my boss told me to fuck off across in a heated boardroom discussion
57:52 <L00PEYD0G> im still here .. :/
58:02 <L00PEYD0G> u could see he wanted to go me
58:09 <Kelevra> sif you've ever been in a boardroom
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58:23 <tozza[Mobile]> Kelevra im getting another power supply for my streetfighter arcade machine next week u should come and bring the girls and see my mum
58:27 <L00PEYD0G> ayee... ive fell asleep at boardroom meetings
58:36 <Kelevra> maybe a fkn soft room but not a boardroom
58:37 <L00PEYD0G> 'u alright there david are we boring u;'
58:39 <L00PEYD0G> hahaa
58:54 <L00PEYD0G> ;)
58:58 <Kelevra> tozza[Mobile] my girls would destroy everything
59:11 <tozza[Mobile]> Well that cant happen
59:11 <Kelevra> I can't wait to see your mum again
59:19 <L00PEYD0G> i'm in business Kelevra
59:21 <Kelevra> she was really nice to me when I was little
59:52 <Kelevra> L00PEYD0G I'm in the game of raising kids, what's your point?
59:53 <tozza[Mobile]> I cant bring my machine too yours it weighs almost 130kgz
59:57 * Kelevra cringes
00:05 <Kelevra> holy shit that's heavy
00:32 <L00PEYD0G> sounds like u were judging me
00:55 <Kelevra> well keep me upto date when you and jade visit and I'll ask my dad to take care of the girls and at least we can hit up a poolhall or some shit
01:05 <Kelevra> L00PEYD0G everyone judges everyone
01:08 <Kelevra> that's life
01:42 <L00PEYD0G> ;P~
03:01 <Kelevra> it's true
03:20 <tozza[Mobile]> There is none left
03:32 <tozza[Mobile]> Fast eddies near me i think
04:20 <Kelevra> lol i haven't been there since i was 18
04:53 <Kelevra> jd's is still open and almost every pub has a pool table unless their degenerate fkrs
05:04 <tozza[Mobile]> Its decent but they got rid if the daytona machine the idiots
05:26 <Kelevra> they have pinnies and a sharp shooter game I think
05:46 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh i love finding 90s pins in the wild
05:46 <Kelevra> I don't love the table size
05:52 <tozza[Mobile]> Gets me playing others than my own
05:57 <Kelevra> but o'flans has a full size
06:35 <Kelevra> I went to Davey's the other week, fkn christ the place was full of fat dwarf women
06:43 <tozza[Mobile]> We caln walk from eddies but to mine
06:49 <Kelevra> I felt like a fkn giant
08:00 <Kelevra> WaddlePop welcome
09:00 <WaddlePop> hey  how do i exit irc with a parting message?
09:00 <breaker> /quit WaddlePop loves the cock!
09:00 <breaker> *** WaddlePop has also used the nicknames: AnthonyMadKhuntAllen StalksTeenCouples HouseResolution752 DOleBludger
10:00 <Kelevra> LOL
10:00 <Kelevra> god you're a fkn cracker
10:00 <Kelevra> love it!
11:00 <Kelevra> oh wow
11:00 <Kelevra> that totally wasn't expected
12:00 <Kelevra> it's quitedisapointing.org
15:31 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
17:00 <breaker> (Pseudo Echo - Listening [Live]) - (3:32)
18:24 <Kelevra> fuck I hate emojis
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22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Salad time
22:12 <tozza[Mobile]> Salad time
25:52 Quit: AdamPineapple ([email protected]) Quit:
26:10 Mode: (by ChanOP) -v moohoo
31:00 <Blyke> `op
31:00 <breaker> Renting is better than owning.
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31:26 <Blyke> `op
31:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blyke
31:54 <breaker> Renting is better than owning.
32:00 <Kelevra> lol
32:57 <Kelevra> lol
33:00 <david> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWJqt0u_TCs
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dr. Dre - Ring Ding Dong (Oct 23, 2008) Length: 5:13 - Category: Music - 32,072,729 views views - 134,732 likes (97%), 4,177 dislikes (3%)
33:00 <Blyke> hello Kelevra
33:00 <Blyke> :)
33:00 <b1rd> rent a caravan
33:00 <Kelevra> hey Blyke
33:00 <b1rd> Blyke loves his caravan
33:00 <Kelevra> how'd the day treat you?
33:36 <Blyke> hello Kelevra
33:38 <Blyke> :)
33:43 <b1rd> rent a caravan
33:49 <Kelevra> hey Blyke
33:57 <b1rd> Blyke loves his caravan
33:58 <Kelevra> how'd the day treat you?
34:00 <Kelevra> b1rd I bet you love your nook in the bottom of someones cupboard, little mouse
34:00 <Kelevra> what's your point?
34:00 <breaker> Kelevra, Careful there.. he'll tell you he "loves you" or "you got nice eyes" just for saying hello to him.
34:20 <Kelevra> b1rd I bet you love your nook in the bottom of someones cupboard, little mouse
34:25 <Kelevra> what's your point?
34:56 <breaker> Kelevra, Careful there.. he'll tell you he "loves you" or "you got nice eyes" just for saying hello to him.
34:59 * Kelevra stares puzzled @ b1rd
35:00 <Kelevra> oh no
35:00 <Kelevra> that's too much commitment for me to give to a mouse
35:00 <Kelevra> sorry little must mouse, you must run and eat wall paper
35:07 <Kelevra> oh no
35:18 <Kelevra> that's too much commitment for me to give to a mouse
35:42 <Kelevra> sorry little must mouse, you must run and eat wall paper
36:00 <Kelevra> wb boss man
36:00 <breaker> And iBiZa fucks on first dates.
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36:48 <Kelevra> wb boss man
36:59 <breaker> And iBiZa fucks on first dates.
37:00 <Kelevra> he does!
37:00 <Kelevra> he's a really huge tart
37:07 <Kelevra> he does!
37:12 <Kelevra> he's a really huge tart
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37:52 <g> hi Fennec_Fox
38:00 <L00PEYD0G> lol Fennec_Fox
38:00 <breaker> Fennec_Fox, Come chat bro.
38:00 <b1rd> lololol
38:00 <L00PEYD0G> on the prowl
38:00 <Lumeah3> He was ok once
38:00 <L00PEYD0G> was he
38:00 <Kelevra> doubtful
38:04 <L00PEYD0G> lol Fennec_Fox
38:09 <breaker> Fennec_Fox, Come chat bro.
38:12 <b1rd> lololol
38:15 * g waits for Fennec_Fox to leave
38:17 <L00PEYD0G> on the prowl
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38:48 <Lumeah3> He was ok once
38:55 <L00PEYD0G> was he
38:56 <Kelevra> doubtful
39:00 <Kelevra> you must be more dense than first thought
39:00 <L00PEYD0G> i only ever got hi a/s/l female or male
39:00 <Lumeah3> Chatted for some time 
39:00 <b1rd> http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/052/melvin.jpg
39:00 <Lumeah3> I got he was a young man in hospital for dialysis or something 
39:06 <Kelevra> you must be more dense than first thought
39:06 <g> Who is SmokeyDragon
39:06 <L00PEYD0G> i only ever got hi a/s/l female or male
39:08 <Lumeah3> Chatted for some time
39:09 <g> and why is he not in here!
39:10 Join: TheRon ([email protected]) to #melbourne
39:16 <g> and Herd_DREAN
39:17 <b1rd> http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/052/melvin.jpg
39:18 <g> dean*
39:58 <Lumeah3> I got he was a young man in hospital for dialysis or something
40:00 <Lumeah3> Seamed ok...  But went a little nuts
40:00 <breaker> Herb_Dean is steven
40:00 <Kelevra> TheRon
40:14 <Lumeah3> Seamed ok... But went a little nuts
40:20 <breaker> Herb_Dean is steven
40:52 <Kelevra> TheRon
41:00 <TheRon> it's time for those intellectual sparring partners, it's time for GRAHAM AND THE COLONEL
41:00 <breaker> SmokeyDragon is kuniva/kunny
41:00 <Kelevra> playing bowls this weekend?
41:00 <TheRon> yes if it's not too hot
41:00 <Kelevra> who the fuck would miss kuniva?
41:07 Mode: (by Kelevra) +v TheRon
41:07 <TheRon> it's time for those intellectual sparring partners, it's time for GRAHAM AND THE COLONEL
41:13 <breaker> SmokeyDragon is kuniva/kunny
41:17 <Kelevra> playing bowls this weekend?
41:29 <TheRon> yes if it's not too hot
41:33 <Kelevra> who the fuck would miss kuniva?
42:00 <breaker> Lee might
42:00 <Kelevra> haha
42:00 <Kelevra> nah she's had another two bastard babies to another guy
42:00 <breaker> TheRon, What's playing today?
42:11 <breaker> Lee might
42:15 <Kelevra> haha
42:26 <Kelevra> nah she's had another two bastard babies to another guy
42:27 <breaker> TheRon, What's playing today?
43:00 <L00PEYD0G> kuniva's a great man
43:00 <Kelevra> well you must be the most fucked up person to make that statement
43:00 <L00PEYD0G> thank you Kelevra
43:04 <L00PEYD0G> kuniva's a great man
43:37 <Kelevra> well you must be the most fucked up person to make that statement
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43:58 <L00PEYD0G> thank you Kelevra
44:00 <Kelevra> it wasn't a compliment
44:43 <Kelevra> it wasn't a compliment
45:00 <L00PEYD0G> was to me
45:00 <Kelevra> you're off chops buddy
45:10 <L00PEYD0G> was to me
45:36 <Kelevra> you're off chops buddy
46:00 <breaker> Junkies always back eachother.
46:00 <Kelevra> no shit, I've noticed that
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Somone brought it a chocolate cheesecake for their birthday omg talk about death by chocolate
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Feel bad now cause i thought inwas doin well by eating a salad
46:00 <Kelevra> omg I had cheesecake the other day and my fgt friend can't remember the name of it
46:00 <Kelevra> spic fail in my books
46:00 <L00PEYD0G> yes indeedy Kelevra 
46:00 <Kelevra> epic*
46:13 <breaker> Junkies always back eachother.
46:25 <Kelevra> no shit, I've noticed that
46:27 <tozza[Mobile]> Somone brought it a chocolate cheesecake for their birthday omg talk about death by chocolate
46:40 <tozza[Mobile]> Feel bad now cause i thought inwas doin well by eating a salad
46:51 <Kelevra> omg I had cheesecake the other day and my fgt friend can't remember the name of it
46:56 <Kelevra> spic fail in my books
46:58 <L00PEYD0G> yes indeedy Kelevra
46:59 <Kelevra> epic*
47:00 <L00PEYD0G> did you get it from the cheesecake shop?
47:00 <Kelevra> don't bring me awesome food and not know wtf it's called
47:00 <Kelevra> yeah
47:00 <L00PEYD0G> i feel like cheesecake now
47:00 <Kelevra> what a fkn loser that they can't remember the type they got
47:32 <L00PEYD0G> did you get it from the cheesecake shop?
47:36 <Kelevra> don't bring me awesome food and not know wtf it's called
47:38 <Kelevra> yeah
47:40 <L00PEYD0G> i feel like cheesecake now
47:55 <Kelevra> what a fkn loser that they can't remember the type they got
48:00 <L00PEYD0G> https://www.cheesecake.com.au/
48:00 <Kelevra> HOW WILL I EVER COPE 
48:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to baby johh burgess doing a baby animals song
48:00 <L00PEYD0G> have a look!
48:02 <L00PEYD0G> https://www.cheesecake.com.au/
48:04 <Kelevra> HOW WILL I EVER COPE
48:06 <TheRon> i'm listening to baby johh burgess doing a baby animals song
48:07 <L00PEYD0G> have a look!
49:00 <Kelevra> it was the fkn american!!!!
49:00 <Kelevra> tyvm
49:00 <Kelevra> ergh those mofos don't deliver
49:00 <L00PEYD0G> yumm
49:03 <Kelevra> it was the fkn american!!!!
49:07 <Kelevra> tyvm
49:59 <Kelevra> ergh those mofos don't deliver
50:00 <L00PEYD0G> yumm
50:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> keep the head ringing
50:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> ring ding dong
50:00 <Kelevra> =(
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> MURRICA
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> wb carlOz 
50:00 <Kelevra> https://www.cheesecake.com.au/baked-cheesecakes/american
50:00 <Kelevra> it's a sexy cake
50:00 <Kelevra> fuck if dick tasted like that I'd passing our freebies
50:01 <Kelevra> =(
50:04 * Kelevra sulks
50:17 <tozza[Mobile]> MURRICA
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50:26 <tozza[Mobile]> wb carlOz
50:34 <Kelevra> https://www.cheesecake.com.au/baked-cheesecakes/american
50:38 <Kelevra> it's a sexy cake
50:56 <Kelevra> fuck if dick tasted like that I'd passing our freebies
51:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> ringa ding ding ding dong
51:00 <Kelevra> FO SHOOOO
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
51:00 <TheRon> i said seagulls urgh stop it noe
51:00 <TheRon> now
51:03 <Kelevra> FO SHOOOO
51:16 Quit: carlOz ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
51:37 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
51:42 <TheRon> i said seagulls urgh stop it noe
51:45 <TheRon> now
52:00 <Kelevra> our = out*
52:00 <Kelevra> our = out*
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Bbs guys
52:42 <tozza[Mobile]> Bbs guys
53:00 <Kelevra> kk
53:40 <Kelevra> kk
55:20 Quit: tozza[Mobile] ([email protected]) Quit: hadouken
57:00 <TheRon> barnesy and chisel
57:28 <TheRon> barnesy and chisel
58:35 Quit: ruscal ([email protected]) EOF from client
59:00 <TheRon> the first thing you know i'll be back in Bow Rive5r
59:18 <TheRon> the first thing you know i'll be back in Bow Rive5r
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10:00 <Glenn> Good evening all! :)
10:00 <TheRon> looking like a choirgirl, she's crying like a refugee
10:00 <lx> :P~~~~~
10:23 <TheRon> looking like a choirgirl, she's crying like a refugee
10:41 <lx> :P~~~~~
11:00 <Nice1> chisel
11:00 <TheRon> wd
11:17 <Nice1> chisel
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11:32 <TheRon> wd
12:00 <Glenn> Disgustingly quiet here... some-one drop a sneaky silent one in the channel again?
13:00 <TheRon> is this it's gonna be forever now
13:00 <TheRon> way
13:11 <TheRon> is this it's gonna be forever now
13:32 <TheRon> way
16:00 <Glenn> Good evening all! :)
16:00 <TheRon> whne the war is over got to get away
16:17 Join: Glenn ([email protected]) to #melbourne
16:31 <Glenn> Good evening all! :)
16:57 <TheRon> whne the war is over got to get away
17:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> yes
17:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> it was tozz
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20:00 <Glenn> ?
20:00 <TheRon> chisel
20:00 <Nice1> how could you not know that Glenn
20:12 <Glenn> ?
20:30 <TheRon> chisel
20:56 <Nice1> how could you not know that Glenn
21:00 <Nice1> gets played on the radio 10 times a day
21:00 <TheRon> must be a comfy rock you're under
21:00 <Kelevra> ppl don't always listen to the radio
21:24 <Nice1> gets played on the radio 10 times a day
21:25 * Glenn can easily remain blissfully ignorant! :)
21:46 <TheRon> must be a comfy rock you're under
21:49 <Kelevra> ppl don't always listen to the radio
22:00 <Glenn> We still call it wireless out here 
22:00 <TheRon> i listen triple m
22:21 <Glenn> We still call it wireless out here
22:24 <TheRon> i listen triple m
23:00 <TheRon> workin' hard to make a livin', bringing shelter from the rain
23:00 <Nice1> nah I dont know that one
23:00 <TheRon> jeez
23:00 <Nice1> heh
23:00 <BlackDevil> New Zealanders race to save whales after 400 stranded on remote beach
23:16 <TheRon> workin' hard to make a livin', bringing shelter from the rain
23:30 <Nice1> nah I dont know that one
23:39 <TheRon> jeez
23:51 <Nice1> heh
23:57 <BlackDevil> New Zealanders race to save whales after 400 stranded on remote beach
24:00 <Glenn> If you hum a few bars, we might pick it up.
24:00 <Kelevra> new zealanders
24:00 <Kelevra> lol
24:00 <TheRon> that would be japanese heaven
24:00 <Kelevra> fuck you're a dumbass BlackDevil
24:00 <Nice1> need some forklifts
24:00 <BlackDevil> thanks
24:00 <Kelevra> those americans
24:01 <Glenn> If you hum a few bars, we might pick it up.
24:13 <Kelevra> new zealanders
24:15 <Kelevra> lol
24:20 <TheRon> that would be japanese heaven
24:21 <Kelevra> fuck you're a dumbass BlackDevil
24:28 <BlackDevil> thanks
24:29 <Nice1> need some forklifts
24:47 <Kelevra> those americans
25:00 <TheRon> Kelevra: do you remember the late show?
25:00 <BlackDevil> your the one who puts 400 whales on the beach
25:00 <BlackDevil> like why
25:00 <Kelevra> jon seriously you need to start playing world of warcraft or do something instead of suckingwhich one? 
25:00 <breaker> looooolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
25:00 <Kelevra> which one TheRon?
25:00 <Glenn> Probably the first decent compliment he's had all day Kelevra!
25:00 <BlackDevil> what is this world of warcraft?
25:00 <breaker> suckingwhich one
25:00 <TheRon> the aussie one
25:00 <Kelevra> rove?
25:11 <TheRon> Kelevra: do you remember the late show?
25:14 <BlackDevil> your the one who puts 400 whales on the beach
25:16 <BlackDevil> like why
25:19 <Kelevra> jon seriously you need to start playing world of warcraft or do something instead of suckingwhich one?
25:31 <Kelevra> which one TheRon?
25:32 <breaker> looooolllllllllllllllllllllllllll
25:33 <Glenn> Probably the first decent compliment he's had all day Kelevra!
25:34 <BlackDevil> what is this world of warcraft?
25:40 <breaker> suckingwhich one
25:42 <TheRon> the aussie one
25:57 <Kelevra> rove?
26:00 <TheRon> used to be 10pm on saturday night
26:00 <Kelevra> hrmmm not sure
26:00 <TheRon> on the abc right after birds of a feather
26:00 <Kelevra> BlackDevil you know cause you play..
26:00 <BlackDevil> nah i dont
26:00 <Kelevra> oh I didn't watch abc at night
26:00 <BlackDevil> if i do
26:00 <BlackDevil> try to find me
26:00 <TheRon> around 92-93?
26:05 <TheRon> used to be 10pm on saturday night
26:12 <Kelevra> hrmmm not sure
26:18 <TheRon> on the abc right after birds of a feather
26:29 <Kelevra> BlackDevil you know cause you play..
26:36 <BlackDevil> nah i dont
26:40 <Kelevra> oh I didn't watch abc at night
26:43 <BlackDevil> if i do
26:46 <BlackDevil> try to find me
26:52 <TheRon> around 92-93?
27:00 <Kelevra> BlackDevil I was only told not to harass one ircop and it wasn't you :)
27:30 Quit: Bozza ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
27:55 <Kelevra> BlackDevil I was only told not to harass one ircop and it wasn't you :)
28:00 <BlackDevil> you have to do a lot ot harass me
28:00 <TheRon> purely out of interest, who do you have to root to become op around here"?
28:00 <Kelevra> but I do believe you know what world of warcraft is and I do know you'd love to rub uglies with Anth0ny so that's enough for me to call you a loser.
28:00 <breaker> [10/02/2017 18:26:46] (BlackDevil): if i do ddos Bozza he'll ping timeout
28:00 <breaker> [10/02/2017 18:27:32] *** Quits: Bozza ([email protected]) (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
28:16 <BlackDevil> you have to do a lot ot harass me
28:29 <TheRon> purely out of interest, who do you have to root to become op around here"?
28:33 <Kelevra> but I do believe you know what world of warcraft is and I do know you'd love to rub uglies with Anth0ny so that's enough for me to call you a loser.
28:47 <breaker> [10/02/2017 18:26:46] (BlackDevil): if i do ddos Bozza he'll ping timeout
28:48 <breaker> [10/02/2017 18:27:32] *** Quits: Bozza ([email protected]) (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
29:00 <Kelevra> TheRon no one, you just have to know some people
29:00 <BlackDevil> did I say that today?
29:00 <TheRon> so no rooting?
29:00 <Kelevra> BlackDevil awww busted
29:00 <Kelevra> pissed he wouldn't give you a cock pic?
29:04 <Kelevra> TheRon no one, you just have to know some people
29:12 <BlackDevil> did I say that today?
29:18 <TheRon> so no rooting?
29:25 <Kelevra> BlackDevil awww busted
29:37 <Kelevra> pissed he wouldn't give you a cock pic?
30:00 <TheRon> i give out cock pics all the time
30:00 <BlackDevil> i got plenty of cock pics
30:00 <TheRon> usually of oa good looking rhode island red
30:00 <Kelevra> yeah but who wants to see that
30:00 <BlackDevil> but thanks for your concern
30:00 <Kelevra> I mean come on jon..
30:00 <BlackDevil> what?
30:00 <TheRon> come on eileen?
30:00 <Kelevra> I swear what I mean
30:00 <BlackDevil> love that song
30:06 <TheRon> i give out cock pics all the time
30:11 <BlackDevil> i got plenty of cock pics
30:20 <TheRon> usually of oa good looking rhode island red
30:22 <Kelevra> yeah but who wants to see that
30:23 <BlackDevil> but thanks for your concern
30:29 <Kelevra> I mean come on jon..
30:39 <BlackDevil> what?
30:42 <TheRon> come on eileen?
30:50 <Kelevra> I swear what I mean
30:54 <BlackDevil> love that song
30:59 * Kelevra twirls and dances with TheRon
31:00 <TheRon> jimmy barnes - driving wheels
31:00 <TheRon> fucking love it
31:00 <Kelevra> put on the black sorrows
31:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCzWPBR30Nk
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: save ferris come on eileen (Sep 26, 2006) Length: 3:41 - Category: Music - 7,450,839 views views - 29,857 likes (95.7%), 1,347 dislikes (4.3%)
31:13 <TheRon> jimmy barnes - driving wheels
31:33 <TheRon> fucking love it
31:42 <Kelevra> put on the black sorrows
31:48 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCzWPBR30Nk
31:51 <BlackDevil> Youtube: save ferris come on eileen (Sep 26, 2006) Length: 3:41 - Category: Music - 7,450,839 views views - 29,857 likes (95.7%), 1,347 dislikes (4.3%)
32:00 <Kelevra> wrong song jon
32:00 <TheRon> doesn't sound aussie
32:00 <BlackDevil> yea its ska
32:01 <Kelevra> wrong song jon
32:10 <TheRon> doesn't sound aussie
32:22 <BlackDevil> yea its ska
33:00 <Kelevra> dexys midnight runners
33:00 <TheRon> whats ska?
33:00 <Kelevra> moron.
33:10 <Kelevra> dexys midnight runners
33:13 <TheRon> whats ska?
33:14 <Kelevra> moron.
33:45 Join: Bozza ([email protected]) to #melbourne
34:00 <carlOz> good evening all
34:00 <carlOz> loving the cool change 
34:00 <carlOz> free ballin that shit 
34:00 <BlackDevil> this, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIGMUAMevH0&
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - The Impression That I Get (Jul 13, 2010) Length: 3:15 - Category: Music - 9,447,492 views views - 47,590 likes (97.3%), dislikes (2.7%)
34:00 <Kelevra> wb tozza[Mobile]
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cheers
34:03 <BlackDevil> this, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIGMUAMevH0&
34:06 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Mighty Mighty Bosstones - The Impression That I Get (Jul 13, 2010) Length: 3:15 - Category: Music - 9,447,492 views views - 47,590 likes (97.3%), dislikes (2.7%)
34:10 Join: tozza[Mobile] ([email protected]) to #melbourne
34:41 <Kelevra> wb tozza[Mobile]
34:52 Mode: (by Kelevra) +o tozza[Mobile]
34:52 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o tozza[Mobile]
34:59 Mode: (by Kelevra) +v tozza[Mobile]
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cheers
35:00 <breaker> 24
35:00 <carlOz> :D
35:00 <TheRon> where every knows your name
35:00 <TheRon> and they're always glad you came
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
35:32 <TheRon> where every knows your name
35:42 <TheRon> and they're always glad you came
35:45 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Got that in my head now
36:00 <TheRon> khe sanh
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Phil collins - susudio
36:20 <tozza[Mobile]> Got that in my head now
36:24 <TheRon> khe sanh
36:43 <tozza[Mobile]> Phil collins - susudio
37:00 <breaker> Snow lowering to around 900 metres in the southwest late.
37:00 <breaker> Tas
37:00 <breaker> How about that hey.. snow in the middle of summer in Australia.
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ALL THE TIME SU SUSUDIO OHHH OHH OH
37:07 <tozza[Mobile]> ALL THE TIME SU SUSUDIO OHHH OHH OH
38:00 <carlOz> lol wouldn't be surprised 
38:00 <carlOz> we had a white christmas a few years ago 
38:00 <carlOz> hailed like a mad cunt
38:00 <TheRon> billy don't you lose my number
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh man that is a lethal earworm
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its gonna get worse if he waits too long
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey pat
38:00 <Kelevra> hey Pat
38:02 <TheRon> billy don't you lose my number
38:29 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh man that is a lethal earworm
38:41 Join: Pat ([email protected]) to #melbourne
38:46 <tozza[Mobile]> Its gonna get worse if he waits too long
38:49 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey pat
38:50 <Kelevra> hey Pat
39:00 Mode: (by Kelevra) +v Pat
39:00 <Pat> hey guys :)
39:00 <Pat> ty
39:00 <Kelevra> hows the day been treating you?
39:00 <TheRon> fucking hot
39:00 <L00PEYD0G> so cold
39:01 <Pat> hey guys :)
39:03 <Pat> ty
39:35 <Kelevra> hows the day been treating you?
39:43 <TheRon> fucking hot
39:56 <L00PEYD0G> so cold
40:00 <Kelevra> tasmania isn't classed as australia according to {Lee}
40:00 <Kelevra> she thought it was apart of nz
40:00 <Kelevra> LMAO
40:00 <Pat> not bad, just went to the optometrist 
40:00 <Kelevra> yeah it's hot here also
40:00 <Kelevra> Pat how'd that go?
40:00 <BlackDevil> George Clooney and his wife, Amal, are expecting twins.
40:00 <Pat> got a pair for $39, bargain!
40:00 <TheRon> Kelevra: i'm wearing nothing but my bowls socks
40:04 <Pat> not bad, just went to the optometrist
40:10 <Kelevra> yeah it's hot here also
40:29 <Kelevra> Pat how'd that go?
40:36 <BlackDevil> George Clooney and his wife, Amal, are expecting twins.
40:43 <Pat> got a pair for $39, bargain!
40:45 <TheRon> Kelevra: i'm wearing nothing but my bowls socks
41:00 <carlOz> lol
41:00 <Kelevra> I don't know weather that's sexy, stinky or bothering
41:00 <Kelevra> BlackDevil no one cares
41:00 <TheRon> hello ..... ladies!
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol 
41:00 <Kelevra> everyone respawns unless they have dud sperm or egg
41:00 <BlackDevil> i have three socks TheRon, two for my feet and one for my penis
41:00 <TheRon> 3 thumbs up?
41:09 <Kelevra> I don't know weather that's sexy, stinky or bothering
41:20 <Kelevra> BlackDevil no one cares
41:23 <TheRon> hello ..... ladies!
41:23 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
41:36 <Kelevra> everyone respawns unless they have dud sperm or egg
41:37 <BlackDevil> i have three socks TheRon, two for my feet and one for my penis
41:58 <TheRon> 3 thumbs up?
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> BILLY DONT YOU LOOSE MY NUMBER 
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> CAUSE YOUR NOT ANYWHERE
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> AND I CANT FIND YOUU
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im happy to sing to any female
42:08 <tozza[Mobile]> BILLY DONT YOU LOOSE MY NUMBER
42:14 <tozza[Mobile]> CAUSE YOUR NOT ANYWHERE
42:18 <tozza[Mobile]> AND I CANT FIND YOUU
42:30 * Kelevra gets serinaded by tozza
42:53 <tozza[Mobile]> Im happy to sing to any female
43:00 <carlOz> gday MrMW
43:00 <MrMW> r we all misbehaving?
43:00 <carlOz> always sir
43:00 <MrMW> good
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I aint serinading no dude 
43:00 <TheRon> bargearse love songs
43:00 <BlackDevil> tozza[Mobile], you are not trump, no need for caps
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LMAO
43:00 <Pat> don't break my arse, my bargey wargey arse
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I was singing loudly no need to call me trump BlackDevil 
43:00 <BlackDevil> you used all caps
43:13 <tozza[Mobile]> I aint serinading no dude
43:15 <TheRon> bargearse love songs
43:16 <BlackDevil> tozza[Mobile], you are not trump, no need for caps
43:26 <tozza[Mobile]> LMAO
43:33 <Pat> don't break my arse, my bargey wargey arse
43:48 <tozza[Mobile]> I was singing loudly no need to call me trump BlackDevil
43:59 <BlackDevil> you used all caps
44:00 <breaker> lol
44:00 <breaker> That's funny.
44:00 <TheRon> there was something in the are that night the stars were bright Fernando
44:00 <BlackDevil> i assumed you were tweeting like trump
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I was singing like phil collins the champ
44:00 <Kelevra> no one really care about your country jon
44:00 <TheRon> tozza[Mobile]: i wish it would rain down
44:00 <Pat> down on meeee
44:00 <BlackDevil> your just mad that we no longer want your refugees
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> TheRon: invisible touch
44:06 <TheRon> there was something in the are that night the stars were bright Fernando
44:09 <BlackDevil> i assumed you were tweeting like trump
44:24 <tozza[Mobile]> I was singing like phil collins the champ
44:37 <Kelevra> no one really care about your country jon
44:41 <TheRon> tozza[Mobile]: i wish it would rain down
44:50 <Pat> down on meeee
44:54 <BlackDevil> your just mad that we no longer want your refugees
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> TheRon: invisible touch
45:00 <carlOz> lolz
45:00 <TheRon> genesis not so much
45:00 <Kelevra> nah I just hate america like most normal americans do
45:00 <Kelevra> :)
45:00 <BlackDevil> you want to keep all the muslims to yourself
45:00 <breaker> (Phil Collins - I Wish It Would Rain Down) - (5:27)
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its about as useful as a invisible traffic light
45:00 <TheRon> if we do enough rain songs will it rain?
45:10 <TheRon> genesis not so much
45:13 <Kelevra> nah I just hate america like most normal americans do
45:15 <Kelevra> :)
45:16 <BlackDevil> you want to keep all the muslims to yourself
45:18 <breaker> (Phil Collins - I Wish It Would Rain Down) - (5:27)
45:30 <tozza[Mobile]> Its about as useful as a invisible traffic light
45:40 <TheRon> if we do enough rain songs will it rain?
46:00 <breaker> I think {Lee} was one of those people that has the light on but no ones home kinda people.
46:00 <Kelevra> hahaha
46:00 <Kelevra> so true
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dont let the sun go down on ne
46:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN6Sw3Rh6ug
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I Wish it Would Rain Down ( with Lyrics ) - Phil Collins (Nov 8, 2010) Length: 5:21 - Category: Music - 5,589,466 views views - 22,939 likes (97.3%), 645 dislikes (2.7%)
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ladies and gentlemen mr elton john
46:00 <TheRon> dragon is next
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Genisis - i cant dance
46:18 <tozza[Mobile]> Dont let the sun go down on ne
46:20 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN6Sw3Rh6ug
46:23 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I Wish it Would Rain Down ( with Lyrics ) - Phil Collins (Nov 8, 2010) Length: 5:21 - Category: Music - 5,589,466 views views - 22,939 likes (97.3%), 645 dislikes (2.7%)
46:28 <tozza[Mobile]> Ladies and gentlemen mr elton john
46:41 <TheRon> dragon is next
46:45 <tozza[Mobile]> Genisis - i cant dance
47:00 <Kelevra> fuck she used to root a lot of males
47:00 <Kelevra> worst was kuniva
47:00 <carlOz> who is this {Lee} you speak of?
47:00 <Kelevra> an old ircer who won't be back anytime soon
47:00 <Pat> i can fully relate to this song: https://youtu.be/SECVGN4Bsgg
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now? (Feb 5, 2013) Length: 3:28 - Category: Music - 26,155,518 views views - 118,534 likes (98%), 2,459 dislikes (2%)
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> But the all time drunken sing along favourite is
47:00 <TheRon> i prefer ted mulry
47:00 <breaker> BlackDevil enjoys watching Men At Work
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/97_XpAE1YmQ
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Phil Collins - Two Hearts (Lyrics) (Sep 21, 2011) Length: 3:25 - Category: Music - 917,658 views views - 2,757 likes (96.9%), 87 dislikes (3.1%)
47:18 <Pat> i can fully relate to this song: https://youtu.be/SECVGN4Bsgg
47:21 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Men At Work - Who Can It Be Now? (Feb 5, 2013) Length: 3:28 - Category: Music - 26,155,518 views views - 118,534 likes (98%), 2,459 dislikes (2%)
47:25 <tozza[Mobile]> But the all time drunken sing along favourite is
47:42 <TheRon> i prefer ted mulry
47:43 <breaker> BlackDevil enjoys watching Men At Work
47:52 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/97_XpAE1YmQ
47:55 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Phil Collins - Two Hearts (Lyrics) (Sep 21, 2011) Length: 3:25 - Category: Music - 917,658 views views - 2,757 likes (96.9%), 87 dislikes (3.1%)
48:00 <carlOz> hahahaha
48:00 <Kelevra> breaker I'm sure he does
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Beating together till the end of time ohhh
48:00 <TheRon> sounds dirty
48:00 <Pat> lol
48:18 <Kelevra> breaker I'm sure he does
48:20 <tozza[Mobile]> Beating together till the end of time ohhh
48:31 <TheRon> sounds dirty
48:36 <Pat> lol
49:00 <carlOz> would've been pleasant to meet her
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im a man at work
49:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wox-AJMYiTU
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eric Clapton - Cocaine (1080p) Nippon Budokan 19 April 2016 (Sep 7, 2016) Length: 6:31 - Category: People & Blogs - 777 views views - 7 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Crankin gold 104.3
49:00 <Kelevra> good track but i still don't like you
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Liftin me higher and HIGGERRR
49:05 <tozza[Mobile]> Im a man at work
49:09 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wox-AJMYiTU
49:12 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eric Clapton - Cocaine (1080p) Nippon Budokan 19 April 2016 (Sep 7, 2016) Length: 6:31 - Category: People & Blogs - 777 views views - 7 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
49:44 <tozza[Mobile]> Crankin gold 104.3
49:44 <Kelevra> good track but i still don't like you
49:59 <tozza[Mobile]> Liftin me higher and HIGGERRR
50:00 <Kelevra> yeah if you like 120kgs and a bunch of idiocy
50:00 <TheRon> i like smooth fm
50:00 <Pat> https://youtu.be/LT2FFc-_R0g
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Slim Dusty - Your country's been sold. (Jul 6, 2010) Length: 2:31 - Category: Music - 31,706 views views - 166 likes (99.4%), 1 dislikes (0.6%)
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 91.5
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nice but then i did this
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/HgzGwKwLmgM
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Queen - Don't Stop Me Now (Official Video) (Aug 1, 2008) Length: 3:37 - Category: Music - 182,933,401 views views - 808,166 likes (98.1%), dislikes (1.9%)
50:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Denver - Take Me Home, Country Roads (Apr 5, 2013) Length: 3:18 - Category: Music - 38,585,680 views views - 162,226 likes (96.7%), dislikes (3.3%)
50:02 <TheRon> i like smooth fm
50:03 <Pat> https://youtu.be/LT2FFc-_R0g
50:07 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Slim Dusty - Your country's been sold. (Jul 6, 2010) Length: 2:31 - Category: Music - 31,706 views views - 166 likes (99.4%), 1 dislikes (0.6%)
50:07 <tozza[Mobile]> 91.5
50:34 <tozza[Mobile]> Nice but then i did this
50:37 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/HgzGwKwLmgM
50:40 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Queen - Don't Stop Me Now (Official Video) (Aug 1, 2008) Length: 3:37 - Category: Music - 182,933,401 views views - 808,166 likes (98.1%), dislikes (1.9%)
50:53 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo
50:55 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Denver - Take Me Home, Country Roads (Apr 5, 2013) Length: 3:18 - Category: Music - 38,585,680 views views - 162,226 likes (96.7%), dislikes (3.3%)
51:00 <carlOz> i love it all for the wrong reasons 
51:00 <Kelevra> lol i appreciate that
51:00 <carlOz> loll
51:00 <carlOz> thanks 
51:00 <TheRon> is it too early?
51:00 <Pat> for beer
51:00 <Pat> no
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Never
51:00 <TheRon> country roads, take me home........
51:02 <TheRon> is it too early?
51:10 <Pat> for beer
51:11 <Pat> no
51:23 <tozza[Mobile]> Never
51:53 <TheRon> country roads, take me home........
52:00 <Kelevra> it wasn't a compliment just a statement
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I want to 
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I want to
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Love you right
52:00 <Kelevra> quick question if your oven cooks from the top and bottom do you have to turn whatever is in it?
52:00 <Kelevra> o.O
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No
52:00 <Kelevra> I thought so
52:21 Quit: Pat ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
52:23 <tozza[Mobile]> I want to
52:29 <tozza[Mobile]> I want to
52:33 <tozza[Mobile]> Love you right
52:37 <Kelevra> quick question if your oven cooks from the top and bottom do you have to turn whatever is in it?
52:40 <Kelevra> o.O
52:46 <tozza[Mobile]> No
52:56 <Kelevra> I thought so
53:00 <Kelevra> :)
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fanforce
53:00 <Kelevra> yeah
53:00 <Kelevra> stupid shit things
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah its good
53:02 <tozza[Mobile]> Fanforce
53:08 <Kelevra> yeah
53:20 <Kelevra> stupid shit things
53:31 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah its good
54:00 <carlOz> :)
54:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kAU3B9Pi_U
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Glen Campbell - Rhinestone Cowboy (Jun 4, 2010) Length: 3:11 - Category: Music - 5,871,644 views views - 22,372 likes (96.2%), 893 dislikes (3.8%)
54:00 <Blyke> pizza and beer
54:00 <Blyke> lols
54:00 <TheRon> like a well hung plowboy.....
54:27 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kAU3B9Pi_U
54:30 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Glen Campbell - Rhinestone Cowboy (Jun 4, 2010) Length: 3:11 - Category: Music - 5,871,644 views views - 22,372 likes (96.2%), 893 dislikes (3.8%)
54:36 <Blyke> pizza and beer
54:38 <Blyke> lols
54:40 <TheRon> like a well hung plowboy.....
55:00 <carlOz> evening tozza
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hell yeh blyje
55:00 <Blyke> becks is on special at bws 13$ six pack
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Blyke: 
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fukin phone lol
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Carlton 12 bucks a 6 with a long neck :p
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I call it tozzas happy hour
55:00 <Blyke> ?
55:00 <Kelevra> nice1
55:00 <Blyke> dan murphys
55:09 <tozza[Mobile]> Hell yeh blyje
55:11 <Blyke> becks is on special at bws 13$ six pack
55:13 <tozza[Mobile]> Blyke:
55:17 <tozza[Mobile]> Fukin phone lol
55:33 <tozza[Mobile]> Carlton 12 bucks a 6 with a long neck :p
55:40 <tozza[Mobile]> I call it tozzas happy hour
55:41 <Blyke> ?
55:47 <Kelevra> nice1
55:55 <Blyke> dan murphys
55:56 <Blyke> ?
56:00 <Kelevra> wb tozza[Mobile]
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh Blyke what pizza u talking
56:00 <TheRon> who wan't to do a whiskey chaser with me?
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah my local bottle mart
56:00 <Blyke> yes
56:00 <breaker> Alcoholics.
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Meatlovers bbq sauce?
56:00 <Blyke> the lot
56:00 <Blyke> with extra prawns
56:03 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh Blyke what pizza u talking
56:13 <TheRon> who wan't to do a whiskey chaser with me?
56:15 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah my local bottle mart
56:20 <Blyke> yes
56:23 Quit: moohoo ([email protected]) Quit: Connection closed for inactivity
56:31 <breaker> Alcoholics.
56:31 <tozza[Mobile]> Meatlovers bbq sauce?
56:49 <Blyke> the lot
56:54 <Blyke> with extra prawns
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Anchovies?
57:00 <Blyke> yeah but next time wont get those
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh man love them salty bastards
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Anchovies and jalapeños are such a awesome combo
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> But heartburn warning
57:06 <tozza[Mobile]> Anchovies?
57:16 <Blyke> yeah but next time wont get those
57:29 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh man love them salty bastards
57:43 <tozza[Mobile]> Anchovies and jalapeños are such a awesome combo
57:49 <tozza[Mobile]> But heartburn warning
58:00 <Glenn> You're busy tonight Kelevra! Almost back to normal! :)
58:00 <breaker> Blyke doesn't buy pizza.. he always spends his pokies money on alcohol, drugs and smokes.. then jumps on IRC and braggs about it like it's something to be proud of.
58:00 <Blyke> i passed out got phone calls didnt wake up
58:00 <Blyke> before
58:08 <breaker> Blyke doesn't buy pizza.. he always spends his pokies money on alcohol, drugs and smokes.. then jumps on IRC and braggs about it like it's something to be proud of.
58:17 <Blyke> i passed out got phone calls didnt wake up
58:20 <Blyke> before
59:00 <Blyke> breaker what does this say 'Welcome to #Melbourne  Simple Rule: no serious abuse towards others 
59:00 <Blyke> i take your abuse serious
59:47 <Blyke> breaker what does this say 'Welcome to #Melbourne Simple Rule: no serious abuse towards others
59:59 <Blyke> i take your abuse serious
00:00 <breaker> Blyke, If that's abuse.. you got serious problems.
00:37 <breaker> Blyke, If that's abuse.. you got serious problems.
01:00 <Blyke> what u just said is abuse too
01:00 <Blyke> grow up
01:00 <TheRon> even simpler rule, don't be an arsehole
01:00 <breaker> No it isn't. It's just facts.. of what you really do.
01:37 <Blyke> what u just said is abuse too
01:41 <Blyke> grow up
01:53 <TheRon> even simpler rule, don't be an arsehole
01:59 <breaker> No it isn't. It's just facts.. of what you really do.
02:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Do you guys know eachother personally 
02:00 <Kelevra> Blyke this is why you haven't had ops for a long time
02:00 <Blyke> ^5
02:00 <Blyke> Kelevra dw
02:00 <Blyke> im over it
02:00 <Kelevra> tozza[Mobile] it's not abuse i can vouch for that, it's simple facts
02:05 <tozza[Mobile]> Do you guys know eachother personally
02:26 <Kelevra> Blyke this is why you haven't had ops for a long time
02:27 <Blyke> ^5
02:48 <Blyke> Kelevra dw
02:52 <Blyke> im over it
02:59 <Kelevra> tozza[Mobile] it's not abuse i can vouch for that, it's simple facts
03:09 <Kelevra> well calm down
03:09 <breaker> He's not over it.. he'll whinge about this for the next 48 hours.
03:12 <Blyke> i dont buy drugs but
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03:19 <TheRon> you gotta know when to hold them, know when to fold them
03:31 <Kelevra> kenny rogers
03:36 <TheRon> yes!
03:38 <tozza[Mobile]> Well for the sake of keeping this friendly lets talk about phil
03:41 <tozza[Mobile]> Collins again
03:50 <Kelevra> the gambler
03:54 <Blyke> better homes and gardens is on
03:58 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
03:59 <Blyke> i think
04:07 <L00PEYD0G> catch me outside how bout that
04:09 <TheRon> ahh better homes that yours
04:13 <tozza[Mobile]> Gardening australia on abc is where its at
04:19 <breaker> (Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers - Islands In The Stream) - (4:10)
04:24 <TheRon> peter cundall
04:58 <breaker> It's better to rent than own.
05:12 <TheRon> renting is dead money
05:15 <Kelevra> eh I might chuck on some music
05:21 <tozza[Mobile]> Good work
05:29 <Kelevra> I flaked it last night on my mate and they've crack the shits
05:30 <L00PEYD0G> d'n'b
05:45 <tozza[Mobile]> Radio so loud here at work its prob gonna blow would be thr third ive busted here
05:53 <tozza[Mobile]> Thank god for gumtree free listings
05:59 <tozza[Mobile]> And hard rubbish inlove that shit
06:00 Quit: g ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
06:05 <breaker> gumtree free listings
06:10 <TheRon> islands in the stream that what we are
06:10 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh bro
06:26 <tozza[Mobile]> Gotten so much good shit on there
06:44 <tozza[Mobile]> Got to be quick but if its been on for longer than 15mins its gone
07:18 <TheRon> ladies would love it if went more than 15 mins
07:20 <Kelevra> yeah I got my girls toybox from gumtree
07:28 <tozza[Mobile]> :)
07:47 <TheRon> Kelevra: is 15 mins enough?
07:59 <Kelevra> oh I messaged a few ppl
08:00 <breaker> hehe
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08:16 <Kelevra> 15 minutes in the sack? is that what you meant?
08:25 <TheRon> well yes
08:43 <Kelevra> well if you do the job right it doesn't have to be redone amirite?
09:06 <Kelevra> I'm not a teenager anymore
09:13 <Kelevra> can't stay up all night
09:23 <tozza[Mobile]> 2 pump
09:26 <tozza[Mobile]> Chump
09:39 <Kelevra> well I do but it's moreso for movies and if the kids are being shitheads
09:53 <Kelevra> so chunky you can taste it!
10:00 <Kelevra> Glenn don't be mean
10:00 <Glenn> <*sweet smile*>
10:00 <Glenn> Actually, meant as a compliment. 
10:25 <tozza[Mobile]> Rubbry
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11:00 <Glenn> CHannel was active! :)
11:46 <breaker> Hi frayedknot :)
11:56 <Kelevra> oh lord
12:09 <TheRon> we got tonight, who needs tomorrow
12:14 <g-> werd
12:17 Quit: Hendrie[Mobile] ([email protected]) Connection closed
12:22 <frayedknot> hi breaker
13:04 <breaker> (Jefferson Starship - Sara) - (4:19)
13:44 <Kelevra> Angus & julia Stone for me
13:51 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey frayedknot
13:58 <tozza[Mobile]> Welcome too the party
14:16 Mode: (by Kelevra) +v frayedknot
14:19 <TheRon> jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
15:04 <Kelevra> chasey lane now old man
16:06 <TheRon> gonna watch episodes of the d-generation tonight
16:10 <tozza[Mobile]> Chasey lain the porn star?
16:18 <Kelevra> yeah
16:25 Quit: frayedknot ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
16:27 <tozza[Mobile]> 15 yr old
16:34 <Kelevra> it's a bloodhound gang song
17:00 <Glenn> Anyone know where Fennec_Fox is?
17:00 <Glenn> Regularly does a drive-through, then disappears.
17:00 <Glenn> Who he is may help too.
17:07 <tozza[Mobile]> Someone wrote on the work mirror
17:18 <Kelevra> hahaha
17:19 <tozza[Mobile]> Your reflection is extremely fuckin ugly
17:20 <TheRon> love lifts us up where we belong
17:41 <breaker> (Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warnes - Up Where We Belong) - (4:01)
17:45 <Kelevra> I love my playlist on random, it goes from bloodhound to chris issac
17:50 <Kelevra> so fkn random
18:20 <g-> funny how everyone is getting along
18:20 <g-> :)
18:24 <tozza[Mobile]> I type 80s playlist on youtube and just hammer away at that
18:37 <tozza[Mobile]> g its a good thing right
18:49 <g-> sure is tossa
18:53 Nick: g- is now known as g
19:06 <tozza[Mobile]> Its tozza mate
19:23 <tozza[Mobile]> You gram ;)
20:14 <breaker> :)
20:43 <TheRon> if you don't know me by know
20:46 <TheRon> now
20:53 <Kelevra> not everyone gets along g
21:00 <Kelevra> I knew you were gheyfor the fox
21:03 <tozza[Mobile]> You will never ever ever know me
21:04 <b1rd> oh u dont say
21:13 Mode: (by Kelevra) +v g
21:24 Mode: (by Kelevra) -v b1rd
21:43 <Kelevra> no one likes you, everybody hates you, I think you should eat some worms
21:46 <Kelevra> so NER
21:59 <tozza[Mobile]> Phil collins - easy lover
22:00 <Sunbeam> morning folks :)
22:00 <breaker> Hi Sunbeam :)
22:00 <Glenn> Hi Sunbeam!!!! Welcome! :)
22:00 <Sunbeam> hi there breaker :)
22:00 <Sunbeam> hiya Glenn !
22:14 <TheRon> simply red
22:21 <Kelevra> doubt he'd be an easy lover
22:27 <Kelevra> he's pretty fat
22:27 <breaker> (Phil Collins & Philip Bailey - Easy lover) - (5:04)
22:29 <g> hahaha
22:32 <g> i jsut found a old mirc script
22:33 <tozza[Mobile]> Great track
22:34 <g> on my archivs
22:35 <Kelevra> and simple red would be a hard root
22:37 <g> got photos of u Kelevra
22:39 <g> gaby
22:41 <g> faux
22:42 <g> lol
22:43 <Kelevra> go for it
22:44 <tozza[Mobile]> Dr script g?
22:47 <g> fkn memories
22:47 <Kelevra> rip those kents out
22:48 <g> nah
22:50 <g> i'm not like that
22:52 <Kelevra> give us a looksie
22:59 Quit: iBiZa ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by g)
23:00 Nick: g is now known as ibiza
23:00 <Sunbeam> ty for the +v
23:00 <Glenn> Was 36C here today Sunbeam... wanna swap?
23:00 <Sunbeam> no ty Glenn
23:00 <Sunbeam> hi Hercules :)
23:05 Quit: ibiza ([email protected]) Changing hosts
23:05 Join: ibiza ([email protected]) to #melbourne
23:05 Mode: (by incognito.ca.us.austnet.org) +v ibiza
23:07 <ibiza> `op
23:09 <Kelevra> come on shaun
23:17 <Kelevra> gimme a look
23:17 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o ibiza
23:22 Nick: ibiza is now known as g
23:28 <Blyke> gotta wait for mate share my beer
23:29 <TheRon> shaun the sheep?
23:31 <breaker> faux? The stalkers/nutcases would be interested.
23:33 <Cobbies07543530349> "<+ibiza> `op" - flashing your guns
23:47 <Kelevra> come on g show me!!!
23:50 <Blyke> ?
23:55 <Kelevra> I'll find old ones of you
24:00 <Sunbeam> we have been forecast snow for the weekend...wanna swap Glenn?
24:00 <Glenn> It was oly 36C... north of Melbourne, it got to 41C.
24:00 <breaker> Hi Hercules :)
24:00 <Glenn> ...mmmm... snow in Febuary, in Australia too!
24:00 <Glenn> That would be interesting!!!!
24:07 <Kelevra> I have actual photos of all of us from school
24:11 <breaker> Blyke comes out.. he knows his name.
24:12 <TheRon> west end girls
24:16 <Kelevra> show me yours and I'll show you mind
24:19 <Kelevra> mine*
24:35 <Blyke> why is irc lagging
24:45 <Kelevra> caue of your face
24:50 <Kelevra> cause*
24:56 <Kelevra> ehhh aircon is needed
25:14 * breaker has the aircon on *shares*
25:16 <Kelevra> problem solved
25:24 <TheRon> still 32 degrees
25:27 <Blyke> i wish
25:28 <tozza[Mobile]> valerie call on me , call on me valerie
25:46 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh how as in the workplace
25:47 <Kelevra> g you better fkn show me
25:47 <breaker> (Steve Winwood - Valerie [Extended Mix]) - (6:02)
25:49 <Blyke> bbs
26:00 <Glenn> Easier keeping the beer cold... use the fridge for other things, like food.
26:01 Quit: Blyke ([email protected]) Quit:
26:33 <TheRon> you were always on my mind, you were always on my mind
26:39 * breaker sets mode: +b Blyke!*@*
26:49 <+g> lol
26:58 <+g> ¶:)¶:)¶:)¶:)¶:)¶:)¶:)¶:)¶:)¶:)¶:)¶:)¶:)¶:)¶:)
27:00 <Hercules> howdy
27:00 <Glenn> Hi Hercules
27:00 <Hercules> <+Sunbeam> we have been forecast snow for the weekend...wanna swap Glenn? <--- where are you?
27:05 <+g> ahhhgot the scot hall
27:08 <+g> link
27:10 <+g> in my archives
27:26 <Kelevra> eh if you won't share I'll just post your pics around
27:33 <Kelevra> you were such a short ass
27:42 <+g> hahaha
27:47 <+g> doesn't really bother me
27:54 <+g> i think last time u gave me that threat
27:56 <+g> i posted it my self
27:56 <+g> lol
27:58 <Kelevra> eh it doesn't bother me really either
28:00 <Glenn> Sunbeam is a bit further north!
28:00 <Sunbeam> England here
28:00 <Hercules> ahhh
28:00 <Sunbeam> the north of England
28:02 <+g> i know
28:05 <+g> cause we both normal
28:05 <+g> lol
28:07 <Kelevra> cause if I put them on here they must be decent
28:08 <+g> and don't give two fucks
28:17 <Kelevra> hahaha so true
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28:35 <Kelevra> there's a few naked ones i hope to god you don't have
28:39 <Kelevra> fuck I'd die
28:42 <+g> hahaha
28:43 <tozza[Mobile]> Wtf lol
28:45 <+g> nah i don't have them
28:46 <+g> so all g
28:50 <Kelevra> thankgod
29:00 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blyke
29:00 <Glenn> ...hence the accent :P
29:00 <Hercules> hah
29:00 <Sunbeam> yes the bloody awful yorkshire accent
29:07 <TheRon> fuck it, the horses
29:28 <TheRon> daryl
29:32 <Kelevra> stfu tozza[Mobile] when I was 19 I was fabulous and very naked a lot
29:32 <+g> shazza
29:46 <breaker> .... ..... ...... 
29:47 <breaker> ..   .. .. ..     
29:47 <breaker> ...  ..... .. ... 
29:47 <breaker> ..   .. .. ..  .. 
29:47 <breaker> ..   .. .. ...... 
29:47 <+g> her vargin hanged like the sleeve of a wizard
29:53 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmfao
29:59 <TheRon> borat!
30:00 <Glenn> Wait till she breaks out in the local dialect... makes the "hoot mon's" sound like the Queens English!
30:00 <Sunbeam> wot yer onabart Glenn? lol
30:01 <Kelevra> haha stfu
30:02 <Kelevra> siff
30:03 <+g> lol
30:06 <+g> Hi, my name a lwek. I like you, I like sex, It's nice
30:08 <Kelevra> I didn't fuck toooooooooooooo many
30:09 <tozza[Mobile]> Amd her voice got deep like BORAT BORAT
30:11 <+g> 18/m/Kazakhstan
30:18 <Kelevra> wait.. is there enough to say that haha
30:26 * g waits for his migorent
30:32 <+g> migoreng
30:55 <Kelevra> hahaha
30:58 <Blyke> thats where weed first came from
31:00 <breaker> (Rose Tattoo - We Cant Be Beaten) - (3:04)
31:00 <Glenn> Feeding time...
31:00 <MrMW> at the zoo
31:00 <Sunbeam> enjoy!
31:01 <Kelevra> do you like newdles
31:02 <Blyke> kazakhstan
31:03 <Kelevra> haha
31:05 <Blyke> lol
31:44 <breaker> THAT'S All He'lL AbouT abOUT iS drUgS
31:47 <TheRon> my wife she is dead......
31:53 <+g> HI 5
31:58 <TheRon> don't worry ihave a new wife
32:00 <MrMW> meow
32:00 <MrMW> Billy Joel............shes always a woman to me
32:03 <Blyke> i think about other stuff
33:00 <Sunbeam> good song
33:00 <MrMW> listenin to it
33:00 <MrMW> love Billy
33:00 <Zardoz> I never got into that track
33:00 <Zardoz> he's got so much better material
33:00 <Zardoz> Movin' Out is a great tune
33:00 <MrMW> A Matter Of Trust
33:00 <Zardoz> as is anything from The Stranger
33:00 <Sunbeam> i love the entertainer
33:00 <Sunbeam> and piano man
33:03 <breaker> lSD IS lIKE You KNow dAh beSt SHIT Bro
33:06 <Blyke> dont know why breaker always comments on what i say
33:15 <+g> huwosssssssss
33:17 <Blyke> does breaker want me
33:19 <Blyke> ??
33:26 <Kelevra> doubtful
33:30 <Blyke> good
33:34 <Kelevra> he'd rather root an exhaust
33:42 <Blyke> lol
33:44 <TheRon> Kelevra: one summer...i'll find a way
34:00 <breaker> (Billy Joel - A Matter Of Trust) - (4:12)
34:00 <Zardoz> Hmm, I need to hack up an MP3 script that integrates with Spotify
34:05 <+g> darryl
34:05 <Kelevra> stfu mr man, I'll find you a summer
34:07 <+g> braithwaite
34:07 <Blyke> waiting for a mate
34:08 <+g> one summer!
34:09 <Blyke> lol
34:10 <tozza[Mobile]> 7:30 fuckin hell time is slowing down
34:16 <Kelevra> g!!!!
34:25 <Kelevra> that was way before your time nigger
34:29 <breaker> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MJ44QvsRaHk/TGQSrwtGpvI/AAAAAAAAAdM/ubRG9Fi5pfM/s320/husband.jpg
34:38 Quit: AdamPineapple ([email protected]) Quit:
34:40 <+g> hahaha
34:41 <+g> a classic breaker
34:46 <+g> what about 14/f/cali pics
34:50 <+g> or lemon tea party
34:51 <+g> goatse
34:54 <+g> tubgirl!!!!
35:06 <Kelevra> 2 girls 1 cup
35:07 <tozza[Mobile]> Lemon party lmao
35:12 <tozza[Mobile]> 1 man 1 jar
35:15 <Kelevra> puppylovers
35:16 <+g> lol
35:17 <Kelevra> hahaha
35:17 <tozza[Mobile]> Bee cock
35:23 <+g> tozza.has-a-small-penis.com
35:23 <+g> lol
35:26 <+g> HEY TOZZA!
35:29 <+g> u got a small penis
35:30 <+g> lol
35:38 <TheRon> very small
35:42 <Kelevra> don't mention your penis's
35:47 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh im ashamed of my 9 inches
35:48 <Kelevra> brayden had a tiny one
35:53 <+g> lolllllllllllllll
35:56 <Kelevra> that's why never tell my brother
36:03 <Kelevra> he wasn't worth the strife
36:04 <TheRon> thye call me the big ronbowski
36:25 <Kelevra> concrete blonde - joey
36:36 <Kelevra> poor joe
36:44 <breaker> https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/d/db/Lemonparty.jpg <--- Blyke's kind of party.
36:52 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
36:53 <tozza[Mobile]> Ew
36:59 <Kelevra> imagine his viet dick
37:02 <TheRon> sli e of heaven yeah
37:02 <Kelevra> poor darling
37:08 <TheRon> slice of heaven yeah
37:28 <Kelevra> slice of heaven, they were going to make that the nz anthem
37:31 <Kelevra> fkn tards
37:33 <Kelevra> lol
37:35 <tozza[Mobile]> OH U BIG AUSSIE MAN
37:44 <TheRon> i was gonna make khe sanh ours
37:45 <Kelevra> I HOOGE BRO
38:03 <tozza[Mobile]> i can be your bodyguard and you can be my long lost pal
38:16 <+g> lol
38:20 <+g> u can call
38:20 <+g> me
38:21 <+g> all
38:23 <+g> dooo
38:23 <+g> doooo
38:26 <+g> 104.3
38:27 Quit: L00PEYD0G ([email protected]) Quit:
38:27 <+g> goldfm
38:32 <breaker> http://www.bestshockers.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tubgirl.jpg
38:39 <TheRon> smooth fm
38:43 <Kelevra> nah fuck the radio
38:52 <Kelevra> I'm listening to what I want
38:55 <tozza[Mobile]> Gold 104 mate
39:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> haha
39:00 <Sunbeam> hiya iBiZa[Mobile] :)
39:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> suppp
39:03 <Kelevra> eat a dick
39:04 <Kelevra> :P
39:11 <tozza[Mobile]> DUN DUN DUNNN
39:15 <Kelevra> hahaha
40:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> just woke i0 from.a nap
40:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> laptop battery is dead :(
40:00 <Sunbeam> awwww
40:00 <Sunbeam> hi Pat
40:00 <MrMW> poor laptop
40:00 <Loof> hey
40:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> r.i.p
40:10 <+g> cmapanga
40:12 <+g> gonna eat ya
40:13 <+g> lunch
40:37 <Kelevra> is that a dish from your homeland?
40:41 <breaker> http://varietymodels.com/2-girls-1-cup-video/
40:48 <+g> breaker
40:52 <+g> do you ever go any melb clubs
40:59 <+g> or just kick it at shakers lounge
41:00 <Sunbeam> hi AdamPineapple :)
41:00 <AdamPineapple> Hu there
41:11 <Kelevra> doubtful he does either
41:12 <tozza[Mobile]> LoL
41:23 <tozza[Mobile]> Be funny if he did and started break dancing
41:53 <+g> that why they call him the breaker!
41:58 <+g> there no stopping us
42:00 <Loof> found this interesting: "like attracts like" which in New Thought philosophy is used to sum up the idea that by focusing on positive or negative thoughts a person brings positive or negative experiences into their life.[1][2] This belief is based upon the idea that people and their thoughts are both made from "pure energy", and the belief that like energy attracts like energy.
42:00 <Loof> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_attraction_(New_Thought)
42:00 <Loof> wonder if it's true
42:05 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh thats what i was getting at
42:18 <TheRon> it's been raining for so long
42:27 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol again TheRon
42:49 <+g> Windows8.1 Uptime: 3wks 2days 17hrs 26mins 28secs Best: 18wks 19hrs 18mins 24secs
42:57 <+g> moo: os: Microsoft Windows 10 Pro - (10.0.14393) up: 3wks 2days 17hrs 26mins 33secs cpu: Intel(R) Core(TM) i7-3770K CPU @ 3.50GHz (x64) at 3901MHz (5% Load) gfx: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 960 -2.00GB res: 3840x2160 32bit 59Hz ram: 7646/32726.2MB (23.36%) [||--------] hdd: C:\ 78.17GB/232.1GB D:\ 1.47TB/2.73TB E:\ 288.08MB/350MB F:\ 1.19TB/1.41TB net: This Qualcomm Atheros network
42:57 <+g> Controller connects you to the network. - 1000MB/s 12.21GB In 6.45GB Out
43:00 <Loof> beeeer
43:04 <+g> fuck didn't know i still had this script
43:05 <+g> lol
43:20 <tozza[Mobile]> What is it
43:23 <breaker> I just hang in the toilet and shake it a few times.. they call me wanker after that.
43:25 <+g> moo.dll
43:28 <+g> hahaha
43:29 <+g> gold breaker
43:32 <tozza[Mobile]> Can u send it too me shaun
43:37 <+g> yeah, illl send later
43:40 <+g> got to eat my noodle
43:43 <tozza[Mobile]> Sick
43:43 <TheRon> micallef?
43:43 <+g> and have a shower
43:45 <+g> and head to city
43:49 <breaker> moo: Microsoft Windows 7 Professional - Service Pack 1 (6.1.7601) 4wks 1day 12hrs 30mins 50secs Intel(R) Core(TM)2 Duo CPU T6570 @ 2.10GHz (x64) at 1197MHz (8% Load) Intel Corporation Mobile Intel(R) 4 Series Express Chipset Family 1.26GB 1366x768 32bit 48Hz 1516/3032.6MB (50%) [|||||-----] C:\ 255.47GB/293.99GB D:\ 0B/0B F:\ 683.68GB/931.51GB Broadcom NetLink [TM] Fast Ethernet - 100MB/s 0B In 0B Out
43:52 * g slaps Zardoz
43:53 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh i meant later whem i get home
43:57 <Kelevra> the cure - close to me
44:00 <AdamPineapple> Loof fgt
44:00 <Loof> lol sup
44:03 <TheRon> nice Kelevra
44:10 <Kelevra> love it
44:28 <TheRon> the lovecats
44:30 <Kelevra> I can do the whole big hair spin around like madona and be a retard
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuckin machines 
45:00 <Loof> hey tozza :)
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Uvlamp has carked it
45:02 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
45:25 <TheRon> come said the boy
45:32 Mode: (by g) -vvv beagle TheRon tozza[Mobile]
45:36 <+g> guys just testing something
45:38 <+g> chat away
45:40 <+g> and see if it works
45:49 <tozza[Mobile]> Aiight
45:58 <tozza[Mobile]> U spin me right round
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Whats happening loof
46:00 <Loof> not much man
46:00 <Loof> just unpacking
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Unpacking?
46:00 <Loof> suitcases etc
46:01 <tozza[Mobile]> Baby right round
46:03 <breaker> (Mondo Rock - Come Said The Boy) - (4:44)
46:07 <TheRon> let's go down to the sand
46:12 <+g> the ron
46:14 <tozza[Mobile]> We got 2 strong hearts
46:15 <+g> i like your style
46:27 <+g> they got married early
46:29 <+g> never had no money
46:33 <+g> than when he got laid off
46:33 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
46:36 <+g> it really hit the skidz
46:37 <TheRon> to her door
46:38 <tozza[Mobile]> Again shaun
46:39 <+g> lol
46:56 <+g> whooooooooo
46:57 <+g> oooo
47:00 <+g> jun du ja wa
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh k
47:00 <Loof> left so much shit in qld :(
47:00 <Loof> usb sticks etc
47:00 <Loof> oh well
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im swamped at work with so much and now my machine just died
47:00 <Loof> fark :(
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ohh loof your pat?
47:00 <Loof> yeah man :)
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ahh kool ok
47:03 <+g> u know htat french song
47:03 <+g> lol
47:06 <tozza[Mobile]> Science fiction
47:07 <+g> whooo ohhh oo
47:08 <+g> i am the king
47:10 <+g> of ja bomb
47:13 <tozza[Mobile]> No
47:16 <TheRon> who's gonna make the gravy now
47:17 <Epi> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZN5UAvaAmM
47:20 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I could really use a wife sometimes. (Nov 15, 2016) Length: 0:18 - Category: People & Blogs - 737,181 views views - 12,759 likes (99.4%), 79 dislikes (0.6%)
47:26 <tozza[Mobile]> I remember a song in primary school it was like
47:32 <+g> ca plane pour moui
47:39 <+g> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVDfmn_TMkI
47:41 <+g> get on this
47:42 <+g> for a laugh
47:42 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Plastic Bertrand - Ca Plane Pour Moi (Mar 15, 2008) Length: 2:55 - Category: Music - 2,546,370 views views - 15,721 likes (97.6%), 387 dislikes (2.4%)
47:43 <+g> right fucking now
47:53 <tozza[Mobile]> Ucky tucky nunga ucky tucky nunga a diddle i ddidle a didde oh
47:54 Mode: (by g) +v tozza[Mobile]
48:00 <TheRon> grade 4 or 5 we had to learn right here waiting
48:00 <Loof> 4 more assignments and my diploma is finished
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh wow cool
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> What it in
48:00 <Loof> web development
48:00 <Loof> it's a dodgy college tho
48:00 <Loof> evocca
48:17 <TheRon> richard marx
48:25 <tozza[Mobile]> Grade 6 we did michael jackson they dont really care about us
48:32 <+g> did u see it tom
48:33 <+g> th eurl
48:33 <+g> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVDfmn_TMkI
48:36 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Plastic Bertrand - Ca Plane Pour Moi (Mar 15, 2008) Length: 2:55 - Category: Music - 2,546,370 views views - 15,721 likes (97.6%), 387 dislikes (2.4%)
48:40 <breaker> Thaqt song has been over used on the TV with that ad.
48:55 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao yeh g
48:59 <+g> which song breaker
49:00 <Loof> only an 18 month diploma
49:00 <Loof> i dont care tho i'll do anything
49:00 <Loof> any job
49:00 <Loof> embarrasing not working
49:03 <+g> when ur driving home tozza
49:05 <+g> and it come son the radio
49:06 <+g> do u pump it
49:08 <breaker> right here waiting
49:11 <tozza[Mobile]> 11:30 bro
49:31 <+g> out on the patio
49:32 <+g> we sit
49:42 <+g> in the humidity we breath
49:49 <+g> we watch the lighting
49:53 <+g> creack over kane fields
49:54 <TheRon> split enz - message to my girl, neil finn genius
49:58 <+g> laugh and sing and this is australiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
50:00 <Loof> been looking for web jobs
50:00 <Loof> but there was nothing in gladstone
50:00 <Loof> no work there at all
50:00 <Loof> melbourne has heaps more jobs
50:00 <Loof> so glad to be back :D
50:14 <+g> the song thewjm woiuld sing
50:19 <+g> 10 years in the gaol eye
50:21 <+g> looking at my baby
50:24 <+g> looking at my life go by
50:25 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
50:27 <+g> are you old enough
50:28 <+g> ooooo
50:33 <+g> are you old enoughhhhhhhhhhh
50:38 <+g> gremlinz; are u old onough
50:39 <+g> dooo doo
50:52 <+g> dummmmm dumm
50:54 <+g> now crack that whip
50:58 <TheRon> no more empty self obsession, visions swept under the mat
51:00 <Loof> http://nexta.com.au/
51:20 <Kelevra> I cooked and my daughters ate their food and mine
51:25 <Kelevra> sad days mang
51:30 <+g> what did u cook them
51:39 <+g> heinz beanz and toast
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Awesome
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Well make a resume up ill try get u in here
52:00 <Loof> this was the last site i did: http://viocastsoundsystem.com/
52:00 <Loof> for a reggae radio show
52:02 <Kelevra> chicken burgers with swisse cheese lettuce, bacon and mayo
52:10 <+g> mmmm bacon
52:16 <Kelevra> it's the weekend so I figured why not treat them
52:28 <+g> Kelevra are u apartt of reclaim australia
52:30 <Kelevra> I did slack burgers though
52:34 <breaker> (The Cars - Magic) - (3:59)
52:37 <Kelevra> got those steggles premade ones
52:49 <Kelevra> g what's that?
52:56 <+g> google it
52:58 <tozza[Mobile]> Getting my graphic designer too vector thr mirc logo for me too print the banners
53:00 <Loof> been slow finishing it tho cause study
53:00 <Loof> but it's pretty much done
53:00 <Loof> awesome thanks man :)
53:00 <Loof> got beer?
53:03 <TheRon> i just spent 6 months in a leaky boat
53:08 <+g> looking
53:10 <Kelevra> you just tell me, I'm having a beer
53:10 <+g> jsut to kjeep a float
53:13 <+g> when i was young boyyyy
53:16 <+g> i wanted to sail around the world
53:18 <+g> thats the life for me
53:19 <+g> living int he sea
53:24 <breaker> (Split Enz - Six Months In A Leaky Boat) - (4:27)
53:27 <TheRon> grniud
53:28 Mode: (by g) +v TheRon
53:35 <TheRon> genius
53:49 <tozza[Mobile]> Apple workers?
54:00 <Loof> i gotta stop drinking this rivet beer
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not here at work
54:00 <Loof> ah damn
54:00 <Loof> got any in the fridge at home?
54:02 Quit: iBiZa[Mobile] ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
54:22 <+g> whoever
54:23 <+g> guess this song
54:25 <+g> within 10 seconds
54:26 <+g> ill be happy
54:32 <Kelevra> stfu tell me shaun
54:37 <+g> hanggggggggggggggggg meee for a suckerrrrrrrrrrrr
54:38 <Kelevra> or i'll kill your black ass
54:39 Mode: (by g) +v Kelevra
54:41 <+g> ont he plains out of narrabii
54:42 <+Kelevra> :P
54:44 <+g> swainin a hoe in a cal cotton rowww
54:49 <+Kelevra> oh what demoted
54:50 <+g> swetin on a dangers to me
54:51 <+g> boss mannn
54:52 <+Kelevra> :(
54:54 <+g> mr tuckerrrrrrrrrrr
54:58 <+Kelevra> why I was such a good girl
55:00 <Loof> waiting for you? :)
55:00 <Loof> oh yeah you start at 3pm yeah?
55:00 <Loof> can't remember
55:01 <+g> he's the man i dont care to defy
55:03 <TheRon> tuckers daughter
55:05 <+g> he only child wicked and wild
55:07 <+g> seeking my companyyyy
55:08 <+g> yes
55:09 <+g> but ook u ages
55:11 <+g> and u only got it
55:12 <+g> when i said
55:14 <+g> boss man
55:16 <+g> mr tuckerrr
55:16 <+g> lol
55:17 <TheRon> beers
55:28 <+Kelevra> g I hate you now
55:29 <+Kelevra> g I hate you now;9
55:52 <+g> why
55:54 <+g> what did i do
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Only 4
56:03 <+Kelevra> I'm going to overshare everything now
56:15 <+Kelevra> [19:54:37] * g sets mode: +v Kelevra
56:18 <+g> yes
56:20 <+Kelevra> whyyyy
56:20 <+g> but you also have @
56:22 <+g> its auto
56:24 <+Kelevra> I was such a good girl
56:31 <+g> i just set it up
56:33 <+g> so when users talk
56:34 <+g> they get voice
56:36 <+Kelevra> ah k
56:38 <+Kelevra> fgt
56:39 <+g> zzzz
56:39 <+Kelevra> :P
56:40 <breaker> :)
56:43 <+g> look
56:44 <tozza[Mobile]> I love lamp
56:45 <+g> i'm no faggot u slut
56:46 <+g> i'm a queer
56:48 <+g> get it right!
56:52 <+g> well not even a queer
56:55 <+g> i prefer to be called a queen!
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh i start at 3
57:03 <+g> cause i fancy myself in a tera
57:05 <+g> and a froc
57:08 <TheRon> somewhere deep inside somethins got a hold on you
57:10 <+g> hey lady
57:11 <breaker> Just wakes up with 10 used comdoms hanging out of his arse
57:12 <+g> u lady
57:15 <+g> cursing at your life
57:18 <+g> your a discontedted mother
57:20 <+Kelevra> I'm pretty much a slut
57:22 <+g> with a regemendted wifeeeee
57:25 <+g> i no doubt u dream about
57:26 <+Kelevra> two kids 17 months apart
57:29 <+g> the things we never do
57:31 <+g> but i wish someone
57:31 <tozza[Mobile]> Almost punched this cunt out at work
57:32 <+Kelevra> I'll take that title
57:32 <+g> had a talk to me
57:33 <+g> like i
57:35 <+g> wanna talk to u
57:35 <+Kelevra> AND
57:36 <+g> ooooooooooo
57:38 <+g> i been to gerogiaaa
57:40 <+g> and californiaaaa
57:40 <tozza[Mobile]> Keeps telling me he cant do anything
57:43 <+g> and anywhere i could run
57:46 <+Kelevra> I'LL SHOVE IT UP YOUR BLACK ASS
57:47 <tozza[Mobile]> Then fuck off cunt why u here
57:50 <+g> took the hand of a preacure and we made love in the son
57:51 <+g> but i ran
57:51 <+Kelevra> bitch
57:52 <tozza[Mobile]> Mm black ass
57:53 <+g> out of places
57:56 <+g> and friendly faces
57:56 <+Kelevra> lol
57:58 <+g> becauuse i had to be free
57:59 <TheRon> thats why i tell you, you'd better be home soon
58:00 <MrMW> Bruce Springsteen...................Hungry Heart
58:02 <+g> i been to praddise
58:05 <+g> but i never been to me
58:07 <+g> plsss lady
58:09 <+g> plsssssssss lady
58:12 <+g> don't just walk away
58:14 <breaker> (Crowed House - Better be home soon) - (3:10)
58:15 <+g> cause i have this need to tell u
58:18 <+Kelevra> TheRon you got the lyrics wrong
58:22 <+Kelevra> it's
58:23 <TheRon> my bad
58:23 <+g> why i'm all alone today
58:30 <breaker> Somewhere deep insiiddeee
58:31 <+Kelevra> 'that's when I'll tell you'
58:37 <+g> charlene - i've been to pradise
58:37 <+Kelevra> prove me wrong
58:43 <+g> opening song of prsilisa queen of the desert
58:49 <tozza[Mobile]> Phil collins - paradise
58:51 <+g> alight fuckers
58:52 <beagle> the guy on the phone im talking to says north korea built a huge army and wants to start ww3
58:52 <+g> i'm out
58:59 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cant stop scouring gumtree 
59:00 <MrMW> what u buyin
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Some of these asking prices are fukin ridiculous bu
59:10 <tozza[Mobile]> I wanna goto north korea
59:16 <beagle> you cant
59:17 <+Kelevra> g go have a shower and fuck off to a nightclub
59:22 <tozza[Mobile]> Pay my respects too the supreme leader
59:24 <tozza[Mobile]> Yes i can
59:26 <+Kelevra> you're too young for this shit to be home
59:27 <beagle> kim yong
59:35 <tozza[Mobile]> U do a corse then they let u in pyong yang
59:38 <TheRon> Kelevra: REM - the sidewinder sleeps tonight, whats the chorus?
59:41 <beagle> bill gates is supreme leader :D
59:43 <tozza[Mobile]> Im not even joking im going next year
59:51 <+Kelevra> you got me there TheRon
59:52 Quit: Cobbies07543530349 ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
59:56 <+Kelevra> mofo
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Always looking for more pinball machines or any sega saturn and dreamcast stuff
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Or anything that takes my fancy whilst browsing
00:17 <+Kelevra> I'll ban your ass if you try to own it too much mofo
00:18 <+Kelevra> :P
00:39 <breaker> (Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Shivers) - (4:34)
00:39 Mode: (by g) +v breaker
00:47 <+Kelevra> eh I'm listening to the killers right now
00:49 <+Kelevra> <3 it
01:01 <beagle> nick seed and the bad cave - sluts of the world ! new song
01:07 <TheRon> Call me when you try to wake her up Call me when you try to wake her Call me when you try to wake her up Call me when you try to wake her
01:11 <Blyke> SF5 TIME
01:13 <Blyke> akuma
01:29 <Blyke> or what good to watch on netflix?
01:31 <tozza[Mobile]> Now that im older i start celebrating like a kid on Xmas eve when i know its sex night
01:46 <tozza[Mobile]> Sf5 sucks
01:56 <Blyke> i want tekken7
01:58 <tozza[Mobile]> Ultra 4 is the way to go man
02:00 <Blyke> june 2nd
02:00 <MrMW> tell him his dreamin!!
02:01 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgiCechWNCo
02:04 <BlackDevil> Youtube: R.E.M. - The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite (Official Music Video) (Jul 1, 2011) Length: 4:08 - Category: Music - 2,232,098 views views - 6,171 likes (97.9%), 134 dislikes (2.1%)
02:46 <+Kelevra> Paul Kelly - Dumb Things
02:48 <+Kelevra> love it
02:49 <+breaker> HE'lL TALk aBoUT gaMEs HE dOEsN't haVe nOR eVeR buY
02:58 <+Kelevra> hes such a fucking weird looking guy
03:03 <+Kelevra> I'd still fuck him
03:06 <+breaker> act ALl GAMeR LIke But dOESn'T Have GameS Or anyTHiNG. JUST
03:07 <+Kelevra> talent.
03:14 <+breaker> raNDOM OFF
03:23 <Blyke> breaker
03:26 <Blyke> dont
03:47 <tozza[Mobile]> Who breaker?
04:00 <+breaker> Blyke.
04:02 <Blyke> omg now notices
04:08 <TheRon> tozza[Mobile]: REM?
04:10 <Blyke> cant u grow up breaker
04:37 <Blyke> i dont lie
04:37 Mode: (by g) +v Blyke
04:40 <tozza[Mobile]> TheRon metallica
04:44 <+Blyke> why do u make up lies breaker
04:58 <+breaker> (Leonard Cohen - Everybody Knows) - (5:36)
05:03 Join: L00000000PEYDOG ([email protected]) to #melbourne
05:04 <TheRon> i love whiskey in the jar\
05:15 <+Blyke> i love beer in bottle
05:21 <+Blyke> metallica is good
05:28 Nick: L00000000PEYDOG is now known as L00PEYD0G
05:32 <TheRon> GNR
05:51 <L00PEYD0G> `halfop
05:52 <+Blyke> look what i get from that retard [20:05] -breaker- You're delusional and you need to seek help with a professional psychologist or get yourself into a psych ward. How does it feel knowing Jen will never visit you or even talk to you again? :)
05:53 <+Kelevra> yeah they're alright
06:01 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h L00PEYD0G
06:02 <+Kelevra> whiskey in a jar is so old
06:04 <tozza[Mobile]> No remorse for me TheRon
06:11 <tozza[Mobile]> Kill em all album
06:20 <TheRon> nightswimming deserves a quiet night
06:29 <+Blyke> he has macros or some shit
06:35 <+Blyke> to flood me with same bullshit
06:38 <+breaker> I had Kill em all.. got stolen.
06:39 <+Kelevra> Blyke don't start shit, you're not in a position to
06:42 <+Blyke> how fucken insane is that
06:55 <+Blyke> what
06:59 <+Blyke> do u think i care
07:01 <TheRon> hey look, everything is original
07:05 <+Kelevra> pretty sure I've said that to you before
07:15 <+Blyke> i wanta be nice to ppl
07:22 <+Blyke> i dont need breaker being retarded
07:27 <+Kelevra> dude you used to come on and say you'd been killed and you were your housemate
07:31 <+breaker> Always blaming everyone else.
07:34 <+Kelevra> something about a wheelchair
07:39 <TheRon> breaker: is retired
07:40 <+Kelevra> you're fkn batty mate
07:46 <+Blyke> no
07:54 <+Kelevra> nah seriously chris
07:59 <+Kelevra> I know all about you
08:18 <+breaker> He'll say you're a stalker in a minute.
08:39 <L00PEYD0G> i agree with Kelevra
08:47 <TheRon> 'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKb34WcvH0A
09:52 Join: aliasd ([email protected]) to #melbourne
10:55 <+Kelevra> well wtf call it how i see it
10:59 <tozza[Mobile]> Every little thing she does is magic
11:06 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey aliasd
11:14 <TheRon> i feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight
11:28 <+Kelevra> sodo I but i have to wait
11:55 <Lumeah3> https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f5_zgRMjAVw
11:58 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GOO GOO DOLLS- IRIS by ALFIE SHEARD (Mar 7, 2016) Length: 3:55 - Category: Music - 9,724 views views - 206 likes (94.5%), 12 dislikes (5.5%)
13:03 <+g> see
13:05 <+g> this is what i like
13:07 <+g> breaker and blyke
13:08 <+g> u guys
13:10 <+g> can give each other
13:13 <+g> all the shit u want
13:17 <Sutekh> haha
13:20 <+g> but once one of u ban each other or any stupid shit
13:22 <+g> then ur out
13:23 <+Kelevra> like you and I g
13:26 <+Kelevra> :)
13:27 <+g> thats right
13:31 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKb34WcvH0A
13:32 <+g> Kelevra is a stupid ex junkie
13:33 <+g> but
13:34 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Late Show: Everybody Hurts (Jan 19, 2017) Length: 1:45 - Category: Education - 48 views views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
13:34 <+breaker> :)
13:35 <+g> we got to all get along
13:39 <+g> and show some common respect
13:44 <+g> although she might be what i just said
13:47 <+g> she is a good mother
13:54 <+Kelevra> I was never a 'junkie' you were a whore though
13:54 <+g> to her two children
14:00 <Sutekh> everyone on their dog leash
14:14 <+g> love ya melz
14:15 <+g> zzz
14:15 <+g> xxx
14:19 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bQGRRolrg0
14:22 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Harry Nilsson - Without You 1972 (HD) (Jan 20, 2012) Length: 3:28 - Category: Music - 13,140,743 views views - 65,658 likes (98.1%), 1,279 dislikes (1.9%)
14:23 <+Kelevra> I take cock like a champ man, who blames me
14:29 <TheRon> best song ever
14:30 <+Blyke> lol
14:32 <+breaker> Blyke msgs everyone all the time and whinges about me and how he can't get pussy.
14:49 <Sutekh> haha
14:53 <+g> u will never get htis
14:54 <+g> laalalala
14:54 <+Kelevra> love you too abit but if you ever set my pants on fire with moonshine ever again I'll blow your car up
14:55 <+g> laaalala
14:55 <+Kelevra> :P
15:09 <tozza[Mobile]> Atc - around the world
15:10 <+g> hit me
15:10 <Sutekh> Blyke, some guy moohoo or something thinks im you
15:12 <TheRon> i can't live
15:13 <+g> with your rythem
15:13 <+g> stick
15:14 <+g> hit me
15:15 <+g> hit mee
15:15 <+Kelevra> THEY WERE SPANDEX
15:16 <+Blyke> lol
15:19 <+Blyke> Sutekh
15:25 <+Kelevra> you owe me pants
15:29 <TheRon> if living is without you
15:42 <+Kelevra> you'd like it if I hit you
15:47 <tozza[Mobile]> Monday took her for a drink on a tuesday we be makin love by wednesday
15:52 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol slut gave it up quickly
15:55 <+Kelevra> even when you boob grabbing me I hit you and you laughed
16:00 <+Kelevra> fkn asshole
16:01 <+Kelevra> :P
16:20 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
16:31 <+breaker> Blyke blames everyone else as to why he cna't get pussy.. he doesn't think that his drugs, alcoholic, lazy and abusive ways is the reason.
16:36 <L00PEYD0G> look in the mirror Sutekh do u seek tisk
16:42 <tozza[Mobile]> Need a lipton peach ice tea
16:44 <L00PEYD0G> see*
16:45 Join: missbright ([email protected]) to #melbourne
16:51 <Sutekh> L00PEYD0G, nah man i hate cats
16:57 <tozza[Mobile]> Welcome missbright
17:00 <AndroUser2> Wtf
17:00 <Lumeah> ?
17:14 <missbright> thank you
17:30 <+Blyke> hi missbright
17:36 <+Blyke> hows your day been
17:44 Quit: TheRon ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
17:50 <Sutekh> Blyke, did you feed your cat some dinner tonight?
18:00 <AndroUser2> J
18:01 <+Blyke> of course
18:06 Quit: Lumeah3 ([email protected]) Connection closed
18:06 <tozza[Mobile]> I did chicken and turkey whisker pouch
18:10 <+breaker> Welcome missbright, Be careful of Blyke.. he's the channel delusional/nutcase
18:23 <missbright> hehe good thank you :) how was your day
18:24 Kick: breaker was kicked by Blyke (Blyke)
18:24 Join: breaker ([email protected]) to #melbourne
18:28 <tozza[Mobile]> Blyke whats your cats name
18:37 <+Blyke> stop breaker
18:44 <tozza[Mobile]> Mine is sega
18:47 <tozza[Mobile]> Sega the cat
18:50 <Sutekh> Blyke, i was told it survived on bugs and mice :D
19:00 <AndroUser2> G
19:09 <+Blyke> my day was good
19:20 <missbright> how was your day Blyke, ok good to hear
19:24 <tozza[Mobile]> Blyke ... your cats name
19:32 <breaker> His cat is living a very terrible life.. the fur is all rough, the cat walks so slowly and has a limp.. never sees sun light nor gets fresh air... it's stuck in a dark room with no toys.
19:33 <tozza[Mobile]> My day
19:39 <tozza[Mobile]> Has sucked ass been at work since 3pm
19:56 <missbright> what do you do for work
20:00 <AndroUser2> H
20:00 <AndroUser2> Wtf
20:08 <tozza[Mobile]> I print billboards
20:32 <tozza[Mobile]> I saw the sign
20:43 <tozza[Mobile]> Then i turned on my machine then made the sign
20:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o breaker
20:48 <tozza[Mobile]> Life is demanding
20:52 <tozza[Mobile]> Without understanding
21:00 <ConDoMHeaD> Ithats cooked
21:33 <L00PEYD0G> that it is
21:35 <tozza[Mobile]> Brb gotta load the machine
21:41 <+Kelevra> kingston town bitches
22:00 <ConDoMHeaD> It just workedrandomly all of suden
22:26 Quit: ^matty^ ([email protected]) Quit:
22:57 <+Kelevra> song makes me think of g
23:00 <ConDoMHeaD> U guys needa get the fuk outta the 90s man
23:00 <ConDoMHeaD> Tryna hold onto your youth n shit
23:05 <+Kelevra> he's such a cunt being person
23:50 <+Kelevra> gotta love the youngens though
24:10 <+Blyke> missbright i'm waiting for a friend to come to said a 6 pack of beer with him
24:15 <+Blyke> share
24:18 <+Blyke> not said lol
24:20 <breaker> I heard g enjoys rubbing his peenie against another mans peenie on Friday nights.
24:38 Join: Asian_Annifer_ ([email protected]) to #melbourne
24:43 <Asian_Annifer_> Sup
24:44 Join: ^matty^ ([email protected]) to #melbourne
24:51 <breaker> The usual thing Blyke does every day is drink alcohol with his drug dealer.
24:51 <+Blyke> hi Asian_Annifer_
25:07 <Asian_Annifer_> Hello Anh
25:10 <L00PEYD0G> nothing wrong with that
25:20 <+Blyke> i dont have a drug dealer
25:23 <+Blyke> but ok
25:24 <+Blyke> what eva
25:38 <L00PEYD0G> i dont have a drug dealer. i am the drug dealer.
25:43 <Asian_Annifer_> Lol
25:45 <+Blyke> lol
26:09 Quit: Asian_Annifer_ ([email protected]) Quit: Mutter: www.mutterirc.com
26:52 <+Blyke> breaker ur obssessed with me?
27:00 <MrMW> the 90s were awesome!!
27:00 <MrMW> bring back the 90s!!!
27:17 <+Blyke> it got boring and old as like 4 years ago
27:30 <L00PEYD0G> breaker just wanna be friends dude
27:34 <+Blyke> if u have a brain you would stop
28:28 <breaker> Blyke, You wish I was. You admitted a few times over the last few weeks that you would have sex with a tranny.. that means.. you like the idea of a man having sex with you.
28:48 <+Blyke> omg
28:53 <+Blyke> u retard
29:00 <Sunbeam> nahhh bring back the 80's lol
29:13 <+Blyke> u admitted to being a tranny breaker
29:26 <+Kelevra> yeah sure..
29:31 <+Blyke> he did
29:40 <+Blyke> irc is not life
29:42 <+Kelevra> okay
29:45 <+Blyke> dont believe irc
29:54 <+Kelevra> who cares if he's a tranny?
29:59 <+Blyke> i dont
30:00 <MrMW> yes!!
30:00 <ConDoMHeaD> Yer but hasnt technology moved on from mirc
30:00 <MrMW> the 80s were better!!
30:09 <+Kelevra> you seem to be a pot stirrer
30:13 <+Blyke> no
30:16 <L00PEYD0G> i have this dickhead sending me messages on facebook 'i have the most killa shit'
30:20 <L00PEYD0G> what should i reply
30:20 Mode: (by g) +v L00PEYD0G
30:41 <+L00PEYD0G> eat a dick.
30:46 <+L00PEYD0G> thats waht ill say
30:59 <+Blyke> internet is not real
30:59 <breaker> L00PEYD0G, Tell them to talk to Blyke.. they would have their junkie talk.
31:00 <Sunbeam> hi doug
31:00 <ConDoMHeaD> The 80s r even worse
31:00 <doug> hi omonous kitchen appliance
31:04 <+Blyke> so bye
31:17 <+Blyke> i going if anyone wants to talk i will do it in reality
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31:30 <aliasd> hi tozza[Mobile]
31:38 <+Kelevra> 'd you lick a dick a day' is what I'd say L00PEYD0G
31:45 Mode: (by g) -v tozza[Mobile]
31:49 <+Kelevra> do*
31:49 <aliasd> (hi melbourne)
31:58 <+Kelevra> hey chris
32:00 <ConDoMHeaD> Synthesysers make me want to jump off a building
32:00 <doug> lol
32:00 <Sunbeam> do it then ConDoMHeaD
32:00 <ConDoMHeaD> I dont hare any atm
32:05 <+Kelevra> shit..
32:19 <breaker> That's not Chris.. he has used that nick before though
32:34 <+Kelevra> you seem confused breaker
32:44 <breaker> ?
33:00 <doug> i dont hare eithe
33:00 <ConDoMHeaD> The 80s were fuked from the start
33:10 * breaker is confused m8
33:45 <+Kelevra> I'm not taking my words back or asking you to explain
34:00 <ConDoMHeaD> When john lennon died that destroyed any chance
34:00 <ConDoMHeaD> But anyway
34:01 <tozza[Mobile]> Thanks g
34:04 <+Kelevra> some people have dynamic ips and have a dongle with static ips
34:05 <tozza[Mobile]> Love devoice
34:18 <+Kelevra> make some sense of it all
34:24 <+Kelevra> let it sink innnnnnn
34:32 <breaker> poojabba
34:39 <breaker> It's not him. :P
35:00 <Sunbeam> hi Pat
35:00 <Pat> hey sunbeam :)
35:00 <Pat> haha what show is that?
35:00 <Sunbeam> are you a postman per chance?
35:13 <breaker> aliasd is a female.. shes been on here for years on and off.
35:14 Mode: (by g) +v breaker
36:00 <Pat> jokes*
36:00 <Pat> no
36:00 <Pat> i am not
36:00 <Sunbeam> it's a kids programme
36:00 <Pat> i know
36:00 <Pat> everyone sings that song to me :P
36:00 <Sunbeam> i was going to say...have you watched it too?
36:00 <Pat> i don't like it
36:00 <Pat> but my kid loves it
36:00 <Sunbeam> i watched it years ago with my kids
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36:30 <+breaker> Hi Lumeah :)
36:31 <+Kelevra> if you say so
36:45 <aliasd> i am actually genderless
36:50 <aliasd> but am not chris
36:51 <aliasd> :P
37:00 <Pat> well he did a few years ago
37:00 <Pat> he's outgrown it by a few years now
37:00 <Pat> now he's 5
37:00 <Sunbeam> i prefered thomas the tank engine lol
37:00 <Pat> yeah he loved that too
37:00 <Pat> all the abc shows
37:00 <doug> jesus christ on a motorbike you kents are boring...
37:00 <Pat> sorry man lol
37:00 <Sunbeam> my 28 year old loved thomas & co
37:16 <+Kelevra> well if you're the gay girl that was on years ago so be it
37:23 <aliasd> i have used this nick for ages, if anyone used it it was probably because i didn't log for a couple of months and it expired
37:25 Quit: lx ([email protected]) EOF from client
37:39 <aliasd> oh and someone calls themselves alisid
37:47 <+Kelevra> I'm not one to judge
37:49 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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38:00 <Pat> let's change the subject to bitches and cocaine
38:00 <Sunbeam> 23 year old was into telly tubbies
38:00 <Pat> jokes
38:00 <Pat> yeah eccie heads loved telly tubbies
38:00 <doug> now your talkin
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39:00 <doug> catch me outside. how bout dhat?
39:00 <Pat> huh?
39:00 <doug> lol
39:00 <Pat> ah whatever
39:32 <+breaker> (Katy Perry - Roar) - (3:42)
39:56 <Lumeah> nice
40:00 <Pat> lol
40:52 Mode: (by g) -v L00PEYD0G
41:00 <doug> sunbeam did u get your name in the same way max power did?
41:00 <Sunbeam> who's max power?
41:00 <doug> jesus christ do u live in a cave? lol
42:00 <Pat> yes
42:00 <Sunbeam> no ...England :P
42:00 <Pat> :(
42:00 <doug> lol grey, cold, not much to do... same shit
42:00 <Pat> ew winter
42:00 <Pat> loving summer
42:00 <Sunbeam> speaking for yourself there doug?
42:40 Quit: missbright ([email protected]) Quit:
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43:00 <Sunbeam> i love winter
43:00 <Sunbeam> hate summer
43:00 <Pat> heating is so much more expensive than cooling
43:00 <doug> nope u you bellend
43:00 <Sunbeam> you are showing your lack of maturity now doug
43:00 <Sunbeam> wb tozza[Mobile] :)
44:00 <doug> *dips hat....zozza ;)
44:00 <Pat> wb :)
44:00 <MrMW> i like dolphins
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Tozza?
44:00 <Pat> i like turtles
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Cheers
44:00 <MrMW> i like crab
44:07 <+breaker> Welcome back iBiZa[Mobile] :)
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45:00 <Pat> would love me some mud crab
45:00 <doug>  no zhom :
45:00 <Pat> no where to put crabpots in around here tho
45:00 <MrMW> mud crab cooked properly is soo tasty
45:00 <Pat> yes!
45:27 Quit: Lumeah ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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46:00 <Pat> bbl later
46:00 <doug> do some work tozza
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Machine is down doug
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Iv lamp transformer burnt out from the humidity 
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Uv"
47:00 <doug> this is doug from HR. were not happy with your internet usage...
47:52 Mode: (by g) -v Kelevra
48:00 <doug> our wifi is not for this purpose...
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> All good im using 4g
48:00 <thebeejai> well it was fun for a minute haha
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol heyy its you
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nice too see you back mate
49:55 <tozza[Mobile]> Raspberry lipton ice tes
50:05 <tozza[Mobile]> There was no peach in the vending machine
51:00 <thebeejai> cheers kelevra ;)
51:00 <thebeejai> were u freaking out haha?
51:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah man just taking it as another troll on irc
51:25 <tozza[Mobile]> Machines loaded time for gumtree free lists
51:32 Quit: Bozza ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
52:00 <thebeejai> lol yeh im pretty troll
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And we dont have i.t department we do it all on our own
52:00 <thebeejai> i said HR
52:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hr isnt even existint here
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> She left 9 months back
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> This company amazes me how it makes a profit
53:00 <skankhunt42> lol
53:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fair name
53:00 <skankhunt42> mine too mate.
53:04 <tozza[Mobile]> Used golf balls lol
54:00 <skankhunt42> (southpark) ;)
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> We buy stock from the bargain bin 
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And then everyone wonders why the ink wont cure
54:00 <skankhunt42> lol
54:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Its like stop buying blockout from catch of the day
54:15 Mode: (by g) -v breaker
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Moohoo
56:00 <moohoo> tozza[Mobile]: 
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Beejai "they took our jobs"
56:00 <moohoo> Goes on man
56:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Same ol rotation
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57:00 <moohoo> Yeah same here man fkn bored
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> skankhunt42: whats the 42
57:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Is that like johnny 22 from con air
57:49 Nick: Kelevra is now known as Kelevra[AFK]
58:02 Join: iBiZa ([email protected]) to #melbourne
59:00 <MrMW> Nick Cage
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> If anyone sees skoda or cbus billboards in the next fee weeks know that it was me who printed them
59:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh great flick MrMW 
59:00 <MrMW> :)
00:00 <tozza[Mobile]> "Hes got the whole world in his hands"
00:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> sup
00:05 Quit: Bozza ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
01:00 <moohoo> The sky
01:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Hey Sunbeam
01:00 <moohoo> Hi iBiZa[Mobile] 
01:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hello moohoo
01:00 <Sunbeam> hiya iBiZa[Mobile] :)
01:00 <Sunbeam> hiya moohoo :)
01:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> do you shop at boohoo
01:00 <moohoo> Hi bumseam
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sup 
01:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ahh fuck brb
01:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Sunbeam anyone else from back in the day you can return here
01:00 <moohoo> Ishiza
01:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lol
01:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> ishiza
01:23 <iBiZa> sup
01:45 <tozza[Mobile]> Not much bro
02:00 <moohoo> Thought you'd like it
02:00 <moohoo> They call me poosmoo
02:00 <Sunbeam> hmmm i dunno ...don't really see any of them nowadays
02:07 <tozza[Mobile]> Looking at buying another haro
03:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> gHeY
04:00 <moohoo> Hi cumdream
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Back
04:00 <Kelevra>  wb
04:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Why tenk u
04:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> cold chisel forever now
04:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hi Zardoz
04:37 <Arbition> Hehe the Henty highway sounds close to the Hentai highway
04:45 <tozza[Mobile]> Search 2016 haro freestyler i want the green one
05:00 <moohoo> Hi fardoz
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> dildo_swaggins 
05:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> ouch
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06:00 <moohoo> Haha
06:00 <moohoo> Lol @ ConDoMHeaD 
06:00 <moohoo> Wtaf
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wtf
06:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ConDoMHeaD is it u DJ
07:00 <moohoo> Bye ishiza
08:00 <moohoo> Hi chris
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> [-ConDoMHead-]
08:00 <moohoo> Wb ishiza
08:00 <moohoo> 😃 
08:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> thanks
08:46 <breaker> Listen BlackDevil.. stop DDoS'ing Bozza.. I warn you.. you will be Z-Lined next time.
09:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> just configured my client to auto join
09:15 <Nice1> fight the power breaker!
09:31 <Nice1> heh
09:31 Quit: Bozza ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
09:39 <breaker> right that's it
10:37 * breaker zline BlackDevil 10d :Stop DDoS'ing AustNet users
10:55 <tozza[Mobile]> Ya mummas got no personal hygiene she sings "fight the shower"
12:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hi AndroUser
12:00 <moohoo> Fu Kelevra 
12:00 <moohoo> I meant ty
12:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> haha
12:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> sup danz
12:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> welcome to the time warp
12:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> of 1999
12:00 <Kelevra> oh wow, that's not nice
12:02 <breaker> Ya mumma is so poor she uses a fork to eat cereal.... to save milk.
12:26 <tozza[Mobile]> Hahaha
13:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> living in the past man
13:00 <Kelevra> hahaha coomoora!!!!
13:00 <Kelevra> WERD TO YA MUM YO
13:00 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> No shit man r u having a midlyfe crisis already
13:00 <Kelevra> stfu sif
13:00 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> Tryna relive  ur youth
14:00 <Kelevra> shut up you'll love it here
14:00 <Kelevra> good company
14:00 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> Lol
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Oh gawd
14:00 <Kelevra> shhh thom
14:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh right
15:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> danz Vic most wanred
15:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> 10pm crime stoppers
15:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> u sort that shit out bro
15:00 <Kelevra> doubtful
15:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lol
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LMAO
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15:51 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey pat
16:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> hope all is better now bro
16:11 <Pat> hey tozza
16:27 <Pat> just downloading john wick
17:00 <moohoo> Fully sick doeys in DA clubby bruh
17:00 <tozza[Mobile]> got the soda bulbs too keep me busy their heaps sick ayee
17:03 <tozza[Mobile]> Not bad
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20:00 <moohoo> Mums a dickhead
20:00 <moohoo> Kevs got a big diiiiickoooo
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I need a new joh
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Job
20:15 <Lumeah> Sup
20:37 <tozza[Mobile]> Not much ... you
21:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> tom
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> But nowhere else will pay me to be in #Melbourne
21:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> does tour misses use Android
21:00 <Kelevra> you need a new everything, gimme your pinnies
21:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> or apple
21:00 <moohoo> Mad doeies in the gravel n shit
21:00 <Kelevra> kthnx
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nar
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Apple
21:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I just installed client on my misses
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah shaun she apple
21:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> called Mutter
21:00 <moohoo> Hey Kelevra 
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> She wont do it from her phone ill set it up on her mac
21:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> works good
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> And yeh im
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Using mutter now
21:00 <moohoo> Mutter?
21:15 <Lumeah> Had nice cool shower head
21:32 <Lumeah> Typo head.
21:37 <Lumeah> Was so hots
21:55 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol yeh it
21:57 <tozza[Mobile]> Is warm
21:57 Mode: (by g) +v tozza[Mobile]
22:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> sweet
22:00 <moohoo> Of what is this mutter spoke yee?
22:00 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> Got sum cream bulbs tom?
22:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I'm gonna get all my staff on here lol
22:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> danz
22:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> setup the sserver settings in tour client bro
22:00 <Kelevra> hi moohoo
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No i dont
22:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> so they always three
22:00 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> Lol
23:00 <Kelevra> who are you?
23:00 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> Damn
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I dont even smoke cigarettes
23:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> babyyy we back
23:00 <Kelevra> who is the moohoo
23:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> just bongs
23:00 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> Soda is no fun
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Moohoo is james
23:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> danz
23:00 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> Yo
23:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> any tim tams
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No bongs since 16
23:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> at your place
23:00 <Kelevra> james?
23:00 <moohoo> U know damn well kelevs
23:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> kinda hungry
23:00 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> Nah bro mums poor these day
23:00 <Kelevra> who the fuck is james
23:00 <Kelevra> LOL
24:00 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> Mayb aldi timtams if lucky
24:00 <moohoo> Who the fuck are you
24:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> tencents mk
24:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lol
24:00 <Kelevra> lies!
24:00 <Kelevra> by 16 bongs were @ mandas
24:00 <Kelevra> LIAR
24:00 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> The aldi ones r horribke
24:00 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> Horrible
24:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lolll
24:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> not quiet right
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Aldi milo - nilo
24:00 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> The stuff in da middke isnt even soft
24:00 <Kelevra> I call lies!
24:00 <moohoo> I smoked cones with you Kelevra 
25:00 <Kelevra> smiddy? luke?
25:00 <Kelevra> shaun never smoked
25:00 <Kelevra> lil dan did
25:00 <moohoo> Hmmmmmmm
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I ate 50c cones 
25:00 <Kelevra> hrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
25:00 <moohoo> I won't tell
25:00 <Kelevra> bitch speak up
25:00 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> 30c bak den
25:00 <Kelevra> oh no is it simone
25:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> tom
25:00 <moohoo> Yip
25:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yo
25:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> how do I make mutter
25:00 <moohoo> Hrhehehe
25:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> not disconnect after idle
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U cant
26:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> that is gay
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Iphone dosent allow it too run in background for very long
26:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> android stays on
26:00 <Kelevra> simone wouldn't come on
26:00 <Kelevra> surely
26:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> simone
26:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I think once u open 2 diffrent apps like facebook and safari unquit mutter
26:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> if that is u
26:00 <moohoo> Lmao
26:00 <moohoo> Lol
26:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> what was your nicname
26:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> see it ain't u
26:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lol
27:00 <moohoo> Its james ffs
27:00 <moohoo> Lmao
27:00 <Kelevra> jame who>
27:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> which james
27:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> azn james
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Moohoos knick was james a week ago
27:00 <moohoo> Earl jones
27:00 <Kelevra> simone wouldn't come on because of you shaun
27:00 <Kelevra> fkn robber
27:00 <moohoo> Shaun ?
27:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Simone is normal
27:00 <Kelevra> that bitch never forgave me
27:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> what do u mean robber
27:00 <Kelevra> because of your fuck up
27:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I never rob anyone
28:00 <Kelevra> you fkn rolled her @ my 16th
28:00 <moohoo> Kelevra:  who are you
28:00 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> Who is kelevra
28:00 <Kelevra> bullshit, you were caught on cam
28:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> no I didn't man
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Letterbox?
28:00 <moohoo> What u steal ?
28:00 <Kelevra> [-cOnDoMhEaD-] Mel - Mel Thomo
28:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> condom head it's mel
28:00 <Kelevra> yeah
28:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I am religious
28:00 <[-cOnDoMhEaD-]> Oh lol
28:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Her heart
28:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I shall not steal
28:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> David puddy
29:00 <moohoo> I need coke
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Diet or zero
29:00 <Kelevra> don't do coke
29:00 <Kelevra> do life!
29:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I do pepsi max
29:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lift
29:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> remener u use to open the fan
29:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> can
29:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> look inside
30:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> and then look at your palm
30:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> and it would be spinning
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmfao
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> The lift advert
30:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> yeah man12
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh like middle 90s advert
30:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> what about
30:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> pog
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> https://youtu.be/ckije5KJ788
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hypnotic Lift Commercial (May 31, 2007) Length: 0:44 - Category: Entertainment - 6,334 views views - 12 likes (92.3%), 1 dislikes (7.7%)
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30:40 <tozza[Mobile]> Evil^Lynn welcome
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> LOL
31:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> blackdevil you homosexual
31:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> how r j
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> That advert takes me back
31:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> ru
31:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> living In the 70s
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Think i had tapped big trouble in lil china n that advert was on it
31:00 <moohoo> Normal coke
32:00 <moohoo> Fuck diet n zero
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Pepsi max is acr
32:00 <moohoo> Normal Pepsi 
32:00 <moohoo> Fuck max
32:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> full taste
32:00 <moohoo> Its pussy
32:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> no sugar
32:00 <tozza[Mobile]> how can one loose
32:00 <moohoo> Not full taste at all
33:00 <moohoo> Gay taste
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Max taste
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> U know what gay tastes like?
33:00 <moohoo> Loose?
33:00 <moohoo> It tastes like cock I suppose
33:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> how do u knkw
33:00 <moohoo> N balls
33:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> what com taste like
33:00 <moohoo> A guess
33:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> cock
33:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> lol
33:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> u homo
34:00 <moohoo> Whatevs bruh
34:00 <Kelevra> who the fuck is moohoo?
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> James
34:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Allah akbar
34:00 <moohoo> ThTs gay
34:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> a chatter box
34:00 <Kelevra> james whooooooooooooo
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Shalom
34:00 <Kelevra> I don't remember any james
34:00 <moohoo> Who's a chatterbox?
34:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> sham wow
34:00 <moohoo> Its Spence
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lmao
34:00 <moohoo> Sham
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ull be sayin wow
34:00 <Kelevra> spence the army dude?
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35:00 <moohoo> No
35:00 <moohoo> I'm a slaught
35:00 <moohoo> Fuck the. Army
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Skirmish
35:00 <Kelevra> wow you mustn't have been someone special if I don't remember you
35:00 <moohoo> Hi sperminator
35:00 <Kelevra> shit lol
35:00 <Skirmish> Evening tozza
35:00 <moohoo> Im zlined
35:46 <Evil^Lynn> thanks
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> ATC - around the world la la la la 
36:00 <Kelevra> yeah so was I
36:00 <moohoo> But its fine
36:00 <moohoo> Now or an op?
36:00 <Kelevra> the white guy?
36:00 <moohoo> How??
36:00 <Kelevra> nah I was zlined upto last night
36:00 <Kelevra> abuse and whatnot
36:00 <moohoo> Who lined u
36:00 <Kelevra> lwaxana
36:00 <Kelevra> you?
36:00 <moohoo> Yeah ok
37:00 <moohoo> Same I think
37:00 <tozza[Mobile]> No abuse here in the new melbourne no serious abuse towards others will be tolerated 
37:00 <moohoo> How u get back on?
37:00 <moohoo> Lol tozza[Mobile] 
37:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> sbutup tozza j maggot
37:00 <Kelevra> tozza I've been an op longer than you've ever used austnet
37:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> fucking faggot
37:00 <Kelevra> I know ownage in it's purest form
37:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> nah kelvera
37:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> tozza
37:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> was here for a long time
37:00 <Kelevra> :)
37:00 <Kelevra> see shaun knows
38:00 <Kelevra> I've even banned him
38:00 <Kelevra> :)
38:00 <moohoo> Kelevra:  I remember u
38:00 <Kelevra> haha
38:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hmm 
38:00 <moohoo> Where's b1?
38:00 <moohoo> Did he die?
38:00 <Kelevra> bastardly one?
38:00 <Sutekh> haha
38:00 <Kelevra> possibly
38:00 <moohoo> Yeh
38:00 <Kelevra> I know my shit!
38:00 <moohoo> Said He had the big e
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39:00 <Skirmish> You had better make sure you don't seriously abuse anyone otherwise breaker will ring your ISP. 
39:00 <moohoo> Shuttup sperm
39:00 <moohoo> Gtfoh
39:00 <moohoo> Yfcsc
39:00 <Sutekh> You are all cunts... Ok i wasnt serious :D
40:00 <moohoo> Shuttup chris
40:00 <Sutekh> :(
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Now now 
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40:45 Mode: (by g) -v tozza[Mobile]
41:00 <Sutekh> *sniff*
42:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> anyone ever been to the black opal
42:00 <Kelevra> I bet you've fucked a pro named that.
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> In dnady?
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dandy
42:05 <tozza[Mobile]> Aww yeh not bad
43:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> Dandenong finest brothel
43:00 <Kelevra> lol
43:00 <Kelevra> I knew it was something fucked up
43:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 3 methheads open 24 hrs
43:00 <Kelevra> sounds about right for dandy
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Think im gonna smash o some pancakes when i get home
45:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Ey pat wb
45:00 <Pat> ty
45:00 <moohoo> Sutekh:  me off Chris
45:00 <Sutekh> you wish
45:40 <Kelevra[AFK]> I caved, chinese for dinner
46:00 <Sutekh> got $2?
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Jellyfish
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I got $1 if that helps
46:00 <Sutekh> you still think im that cat lover hey
46:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> I once had a pro
46:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> who sucked me
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47:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> and took her teeth out
47:00 <iBiZa[Mobile]> at the black opal
47:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Gumjob ileen
47:00 <Pat> lol
48:00 <Pat> could suck a golfball through thirty meters of garden hose
48:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Suck the chrome off a towbar
48:00 <Pat> lol
48:34 <tozza[Mobile]> Awesome
49:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Radio has been terrible tonight
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I heard the transmission of fm is gonna stop broadcasting soon
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fucks everyone over with radios in the car
50:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I guess ppl aux or bluetooth anyway these days
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50:38 <tozza[Mobile]> Bozza
51:00 <moohoo> Goodnight piss
51:00 <iBiZa> night
52:00 <moohoo> Night ishiza
52:00 <moohoo> Jeez the junkies are going off in dandenong tonight lolol
53:00 <moohoo> Loud freaks
54:18 Quit: Bozza ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
55:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Latahz and wb iBiZa 
59:00 <iBiZa> mmm
59:00 <iBiZa> wtf
00:00 <iBiZa> you kunts are so fkn quiet
00:00 <Kelevra> stfu you were stagnant
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01:00 <iBiZa> allah akbar
01:00 <Sutekh> haha no dramas to talk about?
01:00 <breaker> Speaking of abuse..
01:14 <tozza[Mobile]> This guy comes back
01:28 <thebeejai_away> ;)
01:48 <thebeejai_away> on the xbox hustler. fb me if ya after me ;)
01:55 <tozza[Mobile]> Ne
01:57 <tozza[Mobile]> Nw
02:00 <Kelevra> what abuse?
02:00 <Kelevra> >.>
02:00 <Kelevra> oh lordy
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03:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im leaving notes about the machines for thr workers in the morning
03:00 <Skirmish> hahahahaha
03:15 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb Grim
03:52 <Grim> ty
04:00 <Skirmish> What language? 
04:00 <Kelevra> yeah Skirmish is fun to rile
04:40 <tozza[Mobile]> Hows the evening treating ya
05:00 <Grim> treats me well indeed, what about you?
05:00 <Skirmish> I don't know how that works out for anyone since I never 'rile'. 
05:00 <Kelevra> his 'job' and 'life' are to seem 'epic'
05:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Whos?
05:00 <Kelevra> eh you're just a fkn nutcase Skirmish but I'll withstand your existance
05:14 <tozza[Mobile]> Still at workm for another hour and half
05:26 <Grim> oh yuck lol
05:32 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh in this heat
05:39 <Grim> for sure
06:00 <Kelevra> online.
06:00 <Skirmish> I have a job and I am happy with my life. I need to be cut down! CUT ME DOWN! 
06:00 <Kelevra> just looking at your pics and you don't need any cutting down
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07:00 <Kelevra> it's excellent that you have a job and life.
07:00 <Skirmish> I still find it weird that people save other peoples pics. 
07:00 <Kelevra> I don't have to save pics
07:00 <Skirmish> I can understand having a look ... but saving strangers to your pc ... weird. 
07:00 <Kelevra> photographic memory of an elephant.
07:00 <Kelevra> :)
08:00 <Skirmish> I see. 
08:00 <Sutekh> doesnt everyone on irc look like the elephant man?
08:00 <Kelevra> anyway moving along.
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Not me i look like fabio
08:00 <Skirmish> Depends who you ask Sutekh and when you ask it. 
08:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I cant believe its not butter
08:00 <Kelevra> Sutekh shit id that just you?
08:00 <Sutekh> haha
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08:26 Quit: Grim ([email protected]) Quit: See you at Heavens door!
09:00 <Kelevra> iBiZa has given me time to lose my ops it's sure to happen 
09:00 <Kelevra> :)
11:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Gonna go bomb the work toilets with todays pint and parma from lunch
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12:00 <Pat> lol
12:00 <breaker> http://www.fabioifc.com/Bookcover_plus/mousepad_shot_fabio.2.jpg
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Prob yesterday's butter chicken aswell
12:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeah breaker thats me on a mousepad
13:00 <iBiZa> lol at that mousepad
13:00 <Sutekh> iBiZa likes to shock, ppl are apparently shocked at who is ops
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14:00 <breaker> I have one of those pined to the back of my toilet door.
14:00 <Nice1> iBiZa is alright. Dont worry about that
14:25 Nick: carlOz_ is now known as carlOz
15:00 <Sutekh> breaker, nice NoteOp btw
15:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb nice1
15:00 <Nice1> hi there!
15:00 <Nice1> been waiting 1 hour for dumbass iinet to phone me back to fix up up my internet
15:00 <Nice1> and still waiting
15:00 <Pat> oh shit i was thinking of joining up with them
16:00 <Pat> for the NBN on the 20th
16:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb partay
16:00 <breaker> Thanks :)
16:27 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o carlOz
17:00 <Nice1> they got really shit reviews
17:00 <Pat> i thought they have good support, damn
17:00 <Pat> :(
17:00 <Pat> i'll try telstra then i guess
17:00 <Nice1> errr even worse
17:00 <Pat> ahh
18:00 <Pat> i'm with optus at the moment and they are terrible
18:00 <Pat> 1mbps downloads during peak hours
18:00 <Nice1> yeah they are all terrible
18:00 <Pat> sucks
19:00 <Pat> is it at least australian support guys
19:00 <Dynamike> Sup
19:00 <Pat> with iinet?
19:00 <iBiZa> yo
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah
19:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Dynamike scar non
19:31 <carlOz> evening all
20:00 <Dynamike> Tozza staying fresh 
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]>  Word
20:00 <Dynamike> Didn't realise this was still active 
20:00 <iBiZa> tozza
20:00 <iBiZa> come to the club on saturday
20:00 <iBiZa> you can see dynamike
20:00 <iBiZa> dj
20:00 <Dynamike> Wicky wicky drinky drinky
20:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im broke as fuck
21:00 <partay> Ahhhh
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> That parma just destroyed the toilets
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Feel sorry for who goes in there next
21:00 <partay> tozza lactose intolerant ?
21:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Nah
21:35 <tozza[Mobile]> Heyy
21:51 <carlOz> sup tozza
22:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Very humid in the factory
22:00 <breaker> Rate your toilet smell
22:00 <partay> intensify the destruction
23:00 <Dynamike> Cheesy is the best way 
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I cant uncan only rate others
23:00 <iBiZa> mmm
23:00 <iBiZa> cheese crust
23:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Sounds like a dirty asshole
23:09 <tozza[Mobile]> Not much man just at work
24:00 <Dynamike> A cheesy hemoroid is my favourite past time
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Top 20 rate my poo 
24:03 <carlOz> night shift?
24:21 <tozza[Mobile]> Arvo shift dude
24:28 <tozza[Mobile]> 3 till 11:30
24:34 <tozza[Mobile]> Mon to friday
25:25 <carlOz> ah fair enough
25:37 <carlOz> thats not too bad
25:55 <carlOz> better than grave yard hours
25:59 <tozza[Mobile]> In this heat it sucks
26:00 <iBiZa> i feel like jerking off to gay porno 
26:01 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh true man
26:24 <carlOz> everything sucks without air con in this heat
26:36 <carlOz> especially work lol
26:45 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh man
27:00 <iBiZa> mmmm penis
27:00 <Hendrie[Mobile]> Fuck i ann
27:00 <partay> iBiZa thanks for sharing that
27:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I hope that is in the mircstats
27:00 <iBiZa> has anyone done that ?
27:00 <iBiZa> pls let me know what it feels like
27:59 <carlOz> you work weekends or always mon-fri?
28:00 <Sutekh> watched gay porn?
28:22 <tozza[Mobile]> If the work is avail sometimes
29:00 <iBiZa> yees
30:00 <iBiZa> Ok
30:00 <iBiZa> i just connected about
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Wb AndroUser [-cOnDoMhEaD-] Breeza 
30:00 <iBiZa> 7 of my staff here
30:00 <iBiZa> breeza is a real female
30:00 <iBiZa> rest are male
30:21 <carlOz> working weekends is fucked but the money is usually alright
30:21 Mode: (by g) +v carlOz
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31:00 <iBiZa> we now have a ratio of 49 males, and 2 females
31:00 <Nice1> uneven ratio huh
31:00 <iBiZa> orgy!
31:00 <tozza[Mobile]> If we run out of holes i have a knife
31:00 <Sutekh> yeah, all the women left
31:01 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Blyke
31:54 <breaker> Look out! It's the delusional nutcase.
32:00 <Sutekh> got old
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32:50 <Blyke> 10 times better man
32:56 <Blyke> nah nah nah nah nah
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I gonna print a huge mirc logo banner for fun ill
33:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Say its a calibration and colour test
33:22 <+carlOz> lol
33:22 <Blyke> listening to reggae
33:33 <Blyke> we making music we feel alright
33:40 <Blyke> hi carlOz
34:00 <iBiZa> do
34:00 <breaker> And show us
34:00 <iBiZa> mirc logo #Melbourne irc.austnet.org
34:00 <iBiZa> and hang it off the monash freeway
34:00 <iBiZa> on a monday morning
34:00 <iBiZa> wht do u rkn???
34:00 <iBiZa> lol
34:00 <breaker> haha
34:00 <iBiZa> take spamn to a new level
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Haha maybe at a trainstation
34:00 <iBiZa> breaker
34:00 <iBiZa> Breeza you slut
34:00 <iBiZa> say something
34:40 <+carlOz> hey hey Blyke
35:00 <breaker> Hi Breeza and welcome :)
35:00 <partay> tozza im about to rival your porcelin peeler
35:00 <Breeza> Hi guys 
35:00 <iBiZa> breeza
35:00 <iBiZa> send numphawn in the office
35:00 <iBiZa> so i can connet her fone
35:00 <iBiZa> here
35:00 <tozza[Mobile]> partay: i wish you luck brother
35:00 <iBiZa> lol
35:07 <tozza[Mobile]> Think i need to bomb the work toilets again
35:07 Mode: (by g) +v tozza[Mobile]
35:42 <+carlOz> just let it rip bro
35:57 <+carlOz> the world's your oyster
36:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Breeza how r ya
36:00 <Breeza> No dramas - she's on her way 
36:00 <iBiZa> LOL
36:00 <iBiZa> BETTER FOR STAFF
36:00 <iBiZa> who have android fones
36:28 <tozza[Mobile]> Take a massive borry and not flush let it sit all weekend
37:47 <+carlOz> let it ferment into something special
37:52 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
38:03 <tozza[Mobile]> If it kills someone would inget in trouble
38:05 <L00PEYD0G> `voice
38:05 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v L00PEYD0G
38:11 <tozza[Mobile]> Yet again we in melbourne probably not
38:19 <Kelevra[AFK]> yes indeed
38:25 <+carlOz> deny it till the end
38:25 <tozza[Mobile]> Ill say im sick and ill be let off with a warning
38:37 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh
38:40 <L00PEYD0G> time to gamble
38:43 <+carlOz> as long as you play your cards right
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Fuck almost fell off the chair
39:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Has a missing wheel fuckin death trap
40:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
40:11 <tozza[Mobile]> Ill blame the take away company
40:25 <tozza[Mobile]> Not my fault what their food did too me and the poor victim
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41:00 <ThaiGirl21> Hi
41:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Welcome 
41:00 <iBiZa> hello welcum
41:00 <iBiZa> Fennec_Fox
41:00 <iBiZa> drive by?
41:28 <+carlOz> hahaha
41:45 <tozza[Mobile]> Leave the toilets more flogged out than a cucumber in a womens prison
41:45 <+carlOz> the blame game usually works
41:50 <breaker> Hi Nice1 :)
41:54 <+carlOz> LOLLLLL
42:00 <Nice1> Fennec_Fox gets upset if you dont cyber with him
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol i have heard this from others 
42:00 <Nice1> heh
42:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Welcome bon
42:00 <Bon> Thanks
42:24 <tozza[Mobile]> :p
43:00 <Nice1> hi bonnie
43:00 <Bon> I'm not bonnie
43:00 <Bon> I'm Bon
43:00 <Nice1> bonfire
44:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Awesome track from knife party
44:00 <Kelevra> you are Bonny
44:00 <Kelevra> [22:42:31] * Bon ([email protected]) has joined #melbourne
44:00 <Bon> That's right
44:00 <Kelevra> hahaha
45:00 <Kelevra> Anna maybe you should've changed from foxy to something else..
45:00 <Bon> I'm not Bonnie tho.. that's a misspelling of my nick
45:00 <Kelevra> you could've fooled someone
45:00 <Bon> I'm not trying to hide.. i have nothing to hide
45:13 <Blyke> breaker listens this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9Kw8oKh94M and press 1111111111111111111111111234567777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777777
45:16 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Space Buddha - Mental Hotline (Feb 20, 2012) Length: 7:21 - Category: Music - 4,970,523 views views - 31,545 likes (98%), 633 dislikes (2%)
46:00 <Bon> I simply don't like my nick spelt wrong
46:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Brb
46:27 <tozza[Mobile]> Could go 20 nuggets
46:28 <breaker> Blyke, You're delusional and you need to seek help with a professional psychologist or get yourself into a psych ward. How does it feel knowing Jen will never visit you or even talk to you again? :)
46:35 <tozza[Mobile]> Sweet n sour sauce
46:53 <+carlOz> they're cheap too
47:00 <Kelevra> Why would you come on under the nickname 'Bon'?
47:00 <Bon> Because I'm not home.. I'm on my mobile
47:18 <tozza[Mobile]> Yeh less than 10 bucks for 24 at the moment
48:00 <Bon> Can't use my normal nick on phone
49:00 <Kelevra> hokai
49:10 <Blyke> breaker i am fish already i dont need her rotten tuna
49:19 <Blyke> so fuck right off
50:38 <+carlOz> fermented tuna
51:48 <tozza[Mobile]> Boff
53:00 <iBiZa> WB BREEZA
53:00 <Breeza> The Thai girl 
53:00 <breaker> [09/02/2017 22:42:13] (Nice1): Fennec_Fox gets upset if you dont cyber with him <--- You better get cybering then hey.
53:00 <Breeza> Is down 😏
53:00 <iBiZa> HI ThaiGirl21 A/S/L
53:00 <iBiZa> IS BON, IS GOOD
53:56 <breaker> Blyke, The closes Psychiatric Hospital to you is the one in Dandenong.. you been there before.. The Dandenong Psychiatric Hospital. Book yourself in tonight ok?
54:00 <Bon> Hi iBiZa
57:00 <breaker> Id would say she doesn't have her 'phone' setup as Bonny and to /oper Bonny pass ... doesn't trust her own phone on AustNet.
57:43 <iBiZa[Mobile]> fags
57:47 Quit: iBiZa[Mobile] ([email protected]) Quit: AndroIRC - Android IRC Client ( http://www.androirc.com )
58:00 <tozza[Mobile]> :0
58:04 <tozza[Mobile]> How nice
58:04 <breaker> (IceHouse - Street Cafe [Crown Casino Melbourne 2013]) - (3:53)
00:00 <Bon> That's not the case breaker.. i cant use my normal nick cos the host doesn't match on here
00:00 <Bon> At home or use optus.. phone is vodafone
00:00 <breaker> But you're an Oper.. you can change/add that.
00:45 Mode: (by g) -v carlOz
01:00 <Bon> My opers is set up with my home net not mobile.. different isps
01:28 <breaker>                          
01:29 <breaker>                          
01:33 Quit: Nice1 ([email protected]) Quit: TooTired4Irc
01:57 <breaker> (Goanna - Solid Rock) - (4:30)
01:58 Mode: (by g) +v breaker
02:00 <Kelevra> haha
02:00 <Kelevra> what a joke
02:00 <Bon> And I don't remember the password to my nick.. hence using bon
02:00 <Kelevra> good joke Anna. stop trolling
02:00 <breaker> [09/02/2017 22:57:30] (breaker): Id would say she doesn't have her 'phone' setup as Bonny and to /oper Bonny pass ... doesn't trust her own phone on AustNet.
02:00 <Bon> Ask gremlinz
02:00 <Kelevra> anywho I'm going to watch top gun :P
02:08 <tozza[Mobile]> Needs to be in rainbow colours
03:00 <breaker> An Oper can do anything and everything.
03:00 <Bon> Ok breaker your right and I'm wrong.. don't give a shit what you think
03:35 <Blyke> what type of faggot listens to icehouse
03:36 <+breaker>           .          .          .          .          .          .          .    
03:45 <Blyke> breaker u dumb fuck
04:23 <+breaker> tozza[Mobile], Like so ?
04:38 <+breaker> or doesnt it show in colours on your phone ?
04:43 <tozza[Mobile]> Reminds me of them
04:44 <tozza[Mobile]> Socks
05:00 <breaker> obviously you do.. you're trying to argue with me.
05:00 <iBiZa> gremlinz is a homo
05:00 <iBiZa> but a good homo :P
05:00 <iBiZa> i wasn't a homo
05:00 <Skirmish> lol
05:00 <iBiZa> but i am willing to learn
05:00 <iBiZa> :P
06:00 <iBiZa> sup Kelevra
06:00 <iBiZa> sup Bon
06:00 <iBiZa> tozza: are you a homosexual
06:00 <iBiZa> what movie is that line from.. :P
07:00 <partay> Stripes
07:00 <iBiZa> yes!
07:00 <iBiZa> partay
07:00 <iBiZa> `set oprestrict off
07:00 <iBiZa> `op partay
07:00 <partay> BAM
07:00 <iBiZa> good job
07:00 <iBiZa> `set oprestrict on
07:00 <iBiZa> don'[t know who u are
07:00 <iBiZa> but with that knowledge
07:00 <iBiZa> u deserve ops
07:00 <breaker> hehe
08:00 <iBiZa> #melbourne is the channel for the PEOPLE
08:00 <iBiZa> xoxoxo
08:00 <Skirmish> Make #melbourne great again. 
08:00 <iBiZa> yes
08:00 <iBiZa> but donald dump
08:00 <iBiZa> aint here
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08:01 <Blyke> breaker on day realize nobody wants to hear a word from u
08:02 <Blyke> ok
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10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> 11:11 make a wisj
10:00 <Bon> Yes I make a good troll.. rolls eyes 
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Lol
10:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Omg iBiZa 
10:00 <Skirmish> lol poor bon is copping it tonight. 
10:13 <+breaker> RAINBOW SOcKs
10:14 <+breaker> RaINBoW SOcKS
10:34 <+breaker> FAGS! FAGS! FAGS! FAGS! FAGS!
10:36 <+breaker> FAGS! FAGS! FAGS! FAGS! FAGS!
11:00 <breaker> Don't roll them too much.. you wont be able to catch them.
11:00 <iBiZa> lol tozza
11:00 <iBiZa> u queer
11:08 <Sutekh> haha
12:01 <tozza[Mobile]> Aww ye
17:00 <iBiZa> yes
20:45 Mode: (by g) -v breaker
21:57 <tozza[Mobile]> Wow lucky us everyone gets a stubby on the company this friday nice
22:00 <breaker> LOL
23:00 <breaker> Bye
23:00 <Kelevra> nah that was Bonny
23:00 <breaker> BYE
23:00 <Kelevra> aka Anna
23:00 <breaker> BYE
23:00 <Kelevra> anywho I'm watching top gun, i'll bb in the morning darlings
23:19 <carlOz> lucky cunt
23:51 <carlOz> we didn't even get that for breakup day last year
24:00 <breaker> ToPGuNz
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Night
24:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Im just waiting to clock off then ill watch gun videos on youtube lol
24:00 <Kelevra> oh and l00peydog is student or beehhh I think
24:00 <Kelevra> anywho have fun sluts
24:00 <breaker> j00 caNz B MaH FaGMaN AnYtiMe
24:00 <breaker> BuLLsHiT.. j00 caN B MiNe
24:13 <tozza[Mobile]> Gay
24:24 <carlOz> hard
25:00 <breaker> loopydog is neither
26:00 <breaker> He may use their nicks from time to time.. cause he has a hard time cracking a fat.. so he wants to try someone else wEEneR.
27:36 Join: Nice1 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
28:31 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey Nice1
28:50 <Nice1> hi tozza[Mobile]!
28:53 <Nice1> and tozza
28:59 <Nice1> both of ya
29:01 <Nice1> heh
29:06 <tozza[Mobile]> Yar
29:11 <Nice1> :}
29:33 <tozza[Mobile]> 6 mins till clock off
29:55 <Nice1> alright
30:00 <tozza[Mobile]> Hey party did u crack the bowl?
33:37 Quit: couleurs ([email protected]) Quit: k bye
34:00 <tozza[Mobile]> I gottah smash the bogs again
34:00 <Dynamike> Sup hendrie
38:46 <iBiZa> electric blueee
39:23 <carlOz> gday ibiza
39:27 Join: Damian_ ([email protected]) to #melbourne
39:45 Mode: (by g) -v tozza[Mobile]
40:11 Nick: Damian_ is now known as Astrofloss
46:00 <Student> Greetings
47:26 <tozza> yo
48:00 <tozza>  hey student
48:51 <tozza> dont everyone talk at once
52:46 <iBiZa> lol
54:00 <breaker> Welcome back Bonny love :)
55:00 <Bon> Thank you
57:00 <Damian_> hey guys
57:03 <tozza> ibiza
57:08 <tozza> send me that script bro
57:21 <Astrofloss> sup
57:26 <tozza> hey damian
57:32 <Astrofloss> smd
57:37 <tozza> lol
57:40 <Astrofloss> my name is astrofloss
57:48 <opung> !request vhost
57:50 <Astrofloss> and dont forget that
57:51 <tozza> how do mr floss
58:00 <Damian_> happy thurday
58:00 <Damian_> thursday
58:00 <Damian_> why is my name Damian
58:28 <Astrofloss> just masturbated
58:36 <tozza> nice
58:41 <Astrofloss> preparing to sleep
58:49 <Astrofloss> wbu
58:51 <tozza> get a good rhythm going?
58:58 <Astrofloss> ofc
59:12 <tozza> instead of counting sheep ur counting pullbacks
59:31 <tozza> me nothing just got home from work
59:41 <tozza> cracked open the 2nd beer already
59:41 Mode: (by g) +v tozza
59:44 <Astrofloss> i dont need to count my timing is impecible
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