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00:00 <slinky_J> Choppin ya, bitch emcees get the cock in ya, duckin ya, like your number one drug customer, hustler, get your shit muffed like a muffler
00:00 <Kynetic> you can rape me anytime
00:00 <slinky_J> xD
00:00 <Serenity> awesome
00:00 <slinky_J> my fwend
00:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Yes, but who else would ask a question like that. 
01:00 <Skirmish> A sociologist would pull that person apart and work it out for themselves. 
01:00 <Serenity> lots of people, it comes up in a lot of job interviews. what makes you you. whats special about you.
01:00 <Skirmish> Or ... since it's difficult to be an "individual" then they probably would have asked a different question.
03:00 <Serenity> have you got text books?
04:00 <Skirmish> Not on me no. 
04:00 <slinky_J> "At the concert my palms hurt
04:00 <slinky_J> holdin' the mic
04:00 <slinky_J> controllin' it right
04:00 <slinky_J> patrollin' the sights
04:00 <slinky_J> I'm rollin' it tight
04:00 <slinky_J> all my soldiers glowin' tonight
04:00 <slinky_J> I'm throwin' the mic
04:00 <slinky_J> be froze in my sight
05:00 <slinky_J> I'm colder than ice
05:00 <slinky_J> I'm older than Christ
05:00 <slinky_J> I'm bigger than life
05:00 <slinky_J> I've been in your wife
05:00 <slinky_J> I'm sinning tonight
05:00 <slinky_J> I'm quicker than light
05:00 <slinky_J> I'm sick with the mic
05:00 <slinky_J> Son, you must be hittin' the pipe
05:00 <slinky_J> And sniffin' the white
05:00 <slinky_J> Wordamouth son, livin' the life"
05:00 <slinky_J> xD
05:00 <Maurice> I think I overdosed my fish on food by accident
05:00 <Maurice> It just fell out too fast
05:00 <slinky_J> eat them
05:00 <slinky_J> be humane
05:00 <slinky_J> :D
06:00 <Maurice> I only have one
06:00 <Maurice> And yuck
06:00 <Maurice> I don't eat seafood
08:00 <slinky_J> mm
08:00 <slinky_J> well ur alive
08:00 <slinky_J> so maybe seafood is poison!
08:00 <slinky_J> :P
09:00 <Bastardly_One> someone once told me that you can't kill them 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> they just grow into carp
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but I dunno about that
09:00 <Maurice> It just tastes gross to me
09:00 <Maurice> My fish IS a carp lol
09:00 <Maurice> I had 3, the other two have died
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
10:00 <Bastardly_One> so a big goldfish
10:00 <Maurice> This one is as long as a pencil
10:00 <Serenity> do you mean coi
10:00 <Maurice> He'd be bigger but his tank wont allow it
10:00 <Maurice> Mum has koi, some of them are fucking massive
10:00 <Maurice> Thinking about putting my carp in there
10:00 <Serenity> at the murray lakes resort they have a big lake thing full of coi
10:00 <Serenity> they are so big
11:00 <Bastardly_One> a bit of our botanic gardens have those
11:00 <Maurice> Some of hers are over a foot long
11:00 <Serenity> and you an feed them they come up to the surface and nibble you
11:00 <Maurice> She has a couple of goldfish in there too and they are massive
11:00 <Maurice> Carp, Koi and goldfish are the samed family so depending on the size of their pond/tank, they get huge
11:00 <Maurice> Samed..
11:00 <Maurice> Same*
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
12:00 <Serenity> we had a blqack gold fish and he was huuuge
12:00 <Serenity> he used to float upside down.. for fun
12:00 <Maurice> Lol my bestie had goldies that would float upside down, she'd poke them and they'd be normal again
12:00 <Bastardly_One> My nieces have one that is lazy ... full on looks dead
12:00 <Serenity> yeah
12:00 <Serenity> we had him for like 11 years
12:00 <Bastardly_One> tap the glass and it moves again
12:00 <Maurice> My bro in law in vic wants koi but isn't allowed
13:00 <Bastardly_One> like swimming sideways too
13:00 <Maurice> It's a law or a licence or something
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I heard that ... the ones in the gardens are carp I think
13:00 <Bastardly_One> near a fish farm that I think does trout
13:00 <Maurice> But yeah, thinking of chucking my carp into their pond so he can be massive and have friends
14:00 <Maurice> Then I can fuck the fish tank off
14:00 <Bastardly_One> one seems pointless
14:00 <Bastardly_One> to me anyway
14:00 <Maurice> We had rainbow sharks to start with, that didn't end well
14:00 <Bastardly_One> might be an idea
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ate each other?
14:00 <Maurice> Nah, just died
15:00 <Maurice> We had 3 carp coz they had no home so we took them
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I want one of those little silver sharks?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> see those?
15:00 <Maurice> They're pests, if you catch one you're not allowed to throw it back
15:00 <Bastardly_One> tiny little things but funky
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok 
15:00 <Skirmish> I like having a fish tank ... I dislike cleaning it. 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
15:00 <Skirmish> If they could have one that self cleans forever ... I'd be in. 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> only reason I've not got one is that 
16:00 <Maurice> My cat has just discovered the fish
16:00 <Maurice> It's not gonna end well
16:00 <Maurice> She stalks it from the table
16:00 <Maurice> My last cat collapsed the glass lid so it was inside the tank
16:00 <Excessive> fish tanks r ok at first, but then u lose interest n the fish suffer
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been lucky with cats and fish in the past
17:00 <Bastardly_One> had cats that don't really care thankfully
17:00 <Maurice> Auds was scared of the big carp
17:00 <Maurice> It would jump up and hit the glass lid and he'd run off
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> ms stubborn will be like
18:00 <Bastardly_One> sif it's scaring me 
18:00 <Maurice> Shes got her paw on my boob as we speak
18:00 <Maurice> 'MINE'
18:00 <Serenity> i had a beta
18:00 <Serenity> he was so beautiful
18:00 <Serenity> had the best personality
18:00 <Maurice> One of the rainbows https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/18774_263784115843_3109546_n.jpg
19:00 <Maurice> OH EM GEE, Serenity https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152140497151364&set=gm.620622681384803&type=1&theater
19:00 <Fez> Fishonality :p
20:00 <Serenity> eeeeeeeeee
20:00 <Maurice> WANT
20:00 <Serenity> my fish if you put your finger in his bowl he would rub up against you
20:00 <Maurice> Es would fuck him up
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I want a couple of black ones of these
20:00 <Bastardly_One> http://bettatrading.com.au/images/2048px-Bala-shark.jpg
20:00 <Serenity> if you ran your finger over the side of the bowl he would follow it and do loop the loops
20:00 <Skirmish> Naaawwww I want that kitten.
21:00 <Maurice> Get him, Skirmish, fly him to you
21:00 <Skirmish> Ranga would get jealous. 
21:00 <Maurice> My last cat and my current are ragdoll cross, they're assholes but awesome
21:00 <Excessive> I had a few of those sharks in my tank, there's even albino ones of those
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yep Excessive
22:00 <Bastardly_One> red tails and stuff
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the rainbow ones with the red fins look awesome
22:00 <Bastardly_One> dead black and red fins
27:00 <slinky_J> THINKING IM GROOVY!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
27:00 <Bastardly_One> he's bent
27:00 <Bastardly_One> supposedly
27:00 <Bastardly_One> look out
27:00 <slinky_J> xD
28:00 <fawks> bend this 8=====D
28:00 <slinky_J> that's a fucking small cock that
28:00 <fawks> its a correct representation o f picards dick
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs she's a girl ... her name was Christopher
28:00 <slinky_J> that's why beagle's so annoyed.
28:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
29:00 <Serenity> lol he was on skype last night
30:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fun
30:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10306381_10152633438995844_5168886236318067017_n.jpg
30:00 <Bastardly_One> (not)
30:00 <Maurice> The fuck is this
30:00 <Serenity> it wasnt
30:00 <Serenity> i blocked him
30:00 <Serenity> lol mo
31:00 <Maurice> 'GET THE FUCK OFF IRC, I BLOCK YOU'
31:00 <ShadowLurker> ello ello ello whats goin on ere den ey
31:00 <fawks> lmao
31:00 <fawks> YA FUCKEN FUCKERS
32:00 <fawks> *hangs up*
32:00 <Maurice> I HATE GUYS WHEN I'M HORNY
32:00 <fawks> lmao
32:00 <fawks> hes insane
32:00 <Maurice> Yuck, imagining him horny is repulsive
32:00 <Serenity> hahahah
32:00 <fawks> dont lie you left the convo to fap yourself to sleep
32:00 <slinky_J> skype
32:00 <slinky_J> ima go on there sometime
32:00 <slinky_J> dont think ive even used it cept for chat
33:00 <fawks> youve skyped me before
33:00 <Serenity> i hate skype cause i always end up awake till 4am
33:00 <fawks> lol
33:00 <Maurice> Oh man
33:00 <Maurice> I left the convo, threw out my dinner I cooked and passed out
33:00 <slinky_J> i skyped u fox?
33:00 <Serenity> didnt even say goodbye
33:00 <Serenity> bitch
33:00 <Maurice> Then I woke up at 12pm
33:00 <slinky_J> wot
33:00 <fawks> yes josh
33:00 <slinky_J> lols
33:00 <fawks> was a while back
33:00 <slinky_J> was i fat
33:00 <slinky_J> ye
33:00 <fawks> we didnt cam
34:00 <slinky_J> ohh
34:00 <Maurice> If he joins our chat, I'll do more than leave and not say goodbye
34:00 <fawks> you just spoke for hours
34:00 <Maurice> I'll open fire
34:00 <slinky_J> aha
34:00 <fawks> and i listened
34:00 <slinky_J> thank you
34:00 <fawks> lol
34:00 <slinky_J> :D
34:00 <slinky_J> for listening
34:00 <Bastardly_One> so, this is why he was incensed last night
34:00 <slinky_J> lol!
34:00 <slinky_J> OH YAY
34:00 <Maurice> He kept calling simba a homo
34:00 <slinky_J> i can have skype open now anyway like usual
34:00 <slinky_J> 12am
34:00 <fawks> lmao
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I wasn't part of the convo
34:00 <slinky_J> should have a hundy gig!
34:00 <fawks> we know
34:00 <Bastardly_One> talking to slinky_J
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I was saying outloud, now I know why he was raging
35:00 <slinky_J> huh
35:00 <slinky_J> Saemon?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he was going on about someone hacking him at some stage
35:00 <slinky_J> i was raging?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> no, beagle
35:00 <slinky_J> OHHHH
35:00 <slinky_J> rofl chad
35:00 <slinky_J> raging or chadding
36:00 <Serenity> he was pissed off cause i added him to our call
36:00 <Serenity> and simba was there
36:00 <Serenity> FUCKING SIMBA
36:00 <Serenity> FUCK TALKING TO GUYS I SAID I DIDNT WANT TO TALK TO GUYS
37:00 <slinky_J> man i got like no contacts now
38:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One you summoned me by stating my name
38:00 <fawks> slinky_J did actually
38:00 <Saemon> oh mah bad
39:00 <Maurice> I ONLY WANT TO TALK TO GIRLS WHEN IM HORNY
40:00 <slinky_J> lols
40:00 <slinky_J> i so did
40:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahahahahahahaha..
41:00 <Bastardly_One> http://rt.com/news/175900-terrorist-video-isis-explodes/
41:00 <Bastardly_One> he was a US suicide bomber
42:00 <beehhh> fear of all collection
43:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up you moronic twat waffler
43:00 <beagle> he lives with asians
43:00 <beehhh> while isreal having a bbq gaza having earthquake like bombing syndrome
43:00 <beagle> and is always going on about fear them
43:00 <beehhh> israel
44:00 <beagle> but i met chinese malaysians she was ok at the pub
44:00 <beehhh> speed camera to generate revenue
44:00 <beehhh> St. John's has traditionally been one of the safest cities in Canada to live,
44:00 <beagle> then again a buddy said she was crazy
45:00 <sillypawn> St. John's has traditionally been one of the safest cities in Canada to live,
45:00 <sillypawn> population is 100,000 only
45:00 <sillypawn> same population of the adelaide hills not
46:00 <slinky_J> Oh, beagle
46:00 <slinky_J> so glad, you could join us.
47:00 <slinky_J> you said I wanted to fuck you and lucie
47:00 <beagle> lot of people do shes kinda hot
47:00 <Mew> moon rootz
47:00 <slinky_J> take it as you saying I wanted to have sexual intercourse with that over-grown orang-utan of a girlfriend of yours and anal fuck you/.
47:00 <beagle> would have to marry her she might not notice them they might not get her attention
47:00 <slinky_J> bout right?
47:00 <Mew> hot in a german way
47:00 <slinky_J> asking you a question beagle.
47:00 <beagle> she sorta looks german i think shes scot
47:00 <Skirmish> Is that why it's quiet ... everyone is on Skype.
48:00 <Mew> lmao
48:00 <beagle> that skype yesterday like 8 people in a group
48:00 <slinky_J> asking, do you have feelings for ol' panda?
48:00 <beagle> the secrets of melbourne chat :P
48:00 <slinky_J> homosexual, feelings.
48:00 <beagle> lol slinky_J
48:00 <beagle> no 
48:00 <slinky_J> good
48:00 <slinky_J> please don't say that shit again.
48:00 <beagle> im not gay slinky_J
48:00 <slinky_J> call me if you want to drunk rage
49:00 <beagle> tonight im just relaxing , no alc in the house
49:00 <beagle> no alcohol and the confusion it can cause 
50:00 <slinky_J> nice man
50:00 <slinky_J> nice
50:00 <slinky_J> im drinkin tea
50:00 <sillypawn> St. John's has traditionally been one of the safest cities in Canada to live,
51:00 <Mew> nice man nice
51:00 <beagle> u been to canada sillypawn ?
52:00 <sillypawn> all the time
52:00 <slinky_J> bunty bunty hunty cunty how does your minge hair grow
52:00 <slinky_J> that silly fuck will never get to canada
52:00 <beagle> i sometimes wonder if he will leave malaysia
52:00 <sillypawn> With a population of 200,600 as of 2012
52:00 <slinky_J> He should watch life of pi and get onna fkn leaky boat
52:00 <beagle> he does in his mind
53:00 <sillypawn> the St. John's Metropolitan Area is the second largest Census Metropolitan Area (CMA) in Atlantic Canada
53:00 <beagle> not many sillypawn
53:00 <beagle> do you have to use that nickname
53:00 <sillypawn> cause they arent asian
53:00 <beagle> reminds me of french porn haha
53:00 <sillypawn> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._John's,_Newfoundland_and_Labrador
54:00 <sillypawn> beagle coming to curtin was a great loss
54:00 <sillypawn> i should go to american degree program in kuala lumpur
54:00 <beagle> but its a university u have to study to get out of there dont u
54:00 <sillypawn> 4years but this only 3 years
55:00 <beagle> getting there i see
55:00 <Skirmish> Mew: I found the blue hole in Beliize you were talking about. 
55:00 <Mew> OMG yes
55:00 <beagle> i was moaning to admin on pal that a channel was a rated and they allowed kids in there
55:00 <Mew> I wasnt even bullshitting
55:00 <beagle> tbh i think its stupid of them but i dont care 
55:00 <sillypawn> http://newinti.edu.my/main/academic_programmes/american-university-programme/bachelor-of-business-administration-dual-major-marketing-management-40
56:00 <sillypawn> now i must to go england to finish those extra courses
56:00 <Skirmish> Why does beehhh keep changing his fucking nick. 
56:00 <Skirmish> Makes it hard to ignore the annoying arab. 
57:00 <sillypawn> im not arab im from palestine
57:00 <beagle> mrooooooooooooowr she said
57:00 <beagle> shes very pretty cat
58:00 <slinky_J> now this is some shit
58:00 <slinky_J> beagle
58:00 <slinky_J> david soul silver lady <3
58:00 <slinky_J> http://www.ask.com/youtube?q=david+soul+filth&v=xx--1rBJFRo&qsrc=472
58:00 <beagle> new one ?
58:00 <slinky_J> oops
58:00 <sillypawn> beagle the new work for dole scheme will make the life of unemployed more harder as they are going through hardships enough
58:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx--1rBJFRo
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Filth (2013) - David Soul - Silver Lady scene. (Date not found) 1:25 - Category: Entertainment - 12,047 - 65 likes (98.5%), 1 dislikes (1.5%)
58:00 <slinky_J> this
58:00 <sillypawn> must look 40 jobs a week
58:00 <slinky_J> awesome film
58:00 <beagle> thats very hard for me sillypawn i dont drive
58:00 <sillypawn> 62 yo man fell from the scaffold and died in adelaide
58:00 <beagle> my brother wants buy my car for 400
59:00 <slinky_J> fkn
59:00 <slinky_J> watch that beagle
59:00 <sillypawn> i hope the victoria one tower fell from a minor quake
59:00 <beagle> it was funny ... his handle on the door breaks off i tell him his car is a pile of shit so he asks to buy mine
59:00 <slinky_J> rare to get a good cameo
59:00 <sillypawn> too slim and too long
59:00 <sillypawn> like the size of a giraffe dick
00:00 <beagle> youtubes a bit laggy tonight
00:00 <sillypawn> chat all you can cuz the bushfire season is round the corner Skirmish
01:00 <beagle> that wasnt whole thing of it slinky sent
01:00 <beagle> silver lady
01:00 <beagle> sillypawn you nutter its long while away many months
02:00 <beagle> hell i live in more prone area than these guys they are in a city
02:00 <slinky_J> maybe not yet lol
02:00 <beagle> shouldnt dig at that one sillypawn
02:00 <sillypawn> Skirmish's vehicle got impounded cause he tried to do a silly manouver in his nearest round about caught by another driving instrustors rearview mirror dash cam
03:00 <beagle> mine would been crushed if i had other drink driving offences
03:00 <beagle> but this 1st time u just pick it up near the south coast
03:00 <beagle> and have maccas on the way
03:00 <sillypawn> just gave up get back on your bicycle again
03:00 <slinky_J> beagle you fuck
03:00 <slinky_J> just watch this
03:00 <slinky_J> 1 minute of ur life
03:00 <beagle> u know i cbf slinky_J tho that silver lady was good
03:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx--1rBJFRo
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Filth (2013) - David Soul - Silver Lady scene. (Date not found) 1:25 - - 12,047 -
03:00 <Mew> just watch it m8
03:00 <sillypawn> slinky_J carrying worm from a thaihooker in his brain
04:00 <slinky_J> piss off ellie :)
04:00 <sillypawn> these canadian pills are damn working
04:00 <beagle> slinky_J i allready saw it
04:00 <Mew> damn rite son
04:00 <beagle> was david something silver lady kinda hookerish
04:00 <sillypawn> http://www.naturalfactors.com.my/products.php
04:00 <beagle> i would buy her a pizza
05:00 <sillypawn> shit start raining i hope borneo gets burn down 
05:00 <Skirmish> You guys are making me want about Sociological Theories.  Keep it up! 
05:00 <beagle> but you live there wouldnt that cause you a problem
05:00 <Skirmish> to read*
05:00 <beagle> are you not allowed anywhere western beehhh
05:00 <sillypawn> cultural social community and econimical value
06:00 <slinky_J> :)
06:00 <beagle> it kinda reminds me of paltalk when u lose one room u go to another
06:00 <sillypawn> in england i could get in then sure to canada but nowhere
06:00 <beagle> friend mine from down in city does same thing when shes drunk
06:00 <beagle> england yeah go there, sit in pubs all day
06:00 <sillypawn> why canada cause i belong there
06:00 <beagle> well few hours
06:00 <beagle> sometimes turning into all day
06:00 <sillypawn> you must go pubs it s a cold country
07:00 <beagle> well 33c in london i heard
07:00 <sillypawn> i'd drink brandy and malt whiskey
07:00 <beagle> port wine
07:00 <Mew> slinky_j's favourite bit of chicken is the parsons nose
07:00 <Mew> hehuhahehihehu
07:00 <sillypawn> 33 in london = 53 in alice springs
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh my gosh!
08:00 <Skirmish> Either someone has fucked with the air con settings or it's getting cold.
08:00 <slinky_J> sorry mew
09:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=og0gKmKAuhM
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Basement Jaxx Feat. Vula Malinga - Oh My Gosh (Aug 8, 2007) 3:14 - Category: Music - 614,040 - 2,274 likes (98.3%), 40 dislikes (1.7%)
09:00 <sillypawn> temp drops at night
09:00 <sillypawn> flactuates alot
11:00 <sillypawn> i dont think many people wanna go there to st john's true Mew?
11:00 <Mew> yeah sure
12:00 <sillypawn> well there you & I could settle start all over again
13:00 <sillypawn> http://www.cellgen2u.com/products_details_seal_oil.php
13:00 <sillypawn> Seal harvest is strictly regulated by Fisheries and Oceans Canada (DFO), the federal department which stipulates the TAC (Total Allowable Catches) per year. Harp Seals being the most abundant are harvested for their pelts, meat and oil. 
20:00 <Mew> beehhh is such a weird creature
20:00 <Skirmish> That is one way of looking at it. 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> almost one in 10 Australian workers has been to work still feeling the effects of drug use, according to a new poll.
59:00 <Skirmish> Scary. 
59:00 <Skirmish> Especially in roles where a persons ability to do a task directly influences the safety of others.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> 'tis
04:00 <fawks> http://www.landingnet.co.uk/pdfs/who-owns-the-net.pdf
04:00 <fawks> k
06:00 <Skirmish> http://pennystocks.la/internet-in-real-time/
07:00 <Skirmish> This one is mindblowing when you flick it over to see how much money they make. 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it's insane to watch
09:00 <Bastardly_One> just watching it tick over
11:00 <fawks> yah i seen that
14:00 <Skirmish> Did you know that in times of war suicide rates drop? 
14:00 <Skirmish> I didn't even know there were different kinds of suicide (motivations to commit) until tonight. 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> of course there would be different reasons
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's interesting
15:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't know thaat
15:00 <Bastardly_One> *that
15:00 <Skirmish> 4 categories of suicide motivation ... from a sociological stance. 
15:00 <Skirmish> I am sure it would be different from a psychological stance. 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ah right ... 
18:00 <Skirmish> It's an interesting unit.  Two social science topics that view one topic from two different viewpoints. 
18:00 <Skirmish> I am getting tired.  Too many topics. 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like my brain normal
22:00 <simba> Slunt_Bluttering
23:00 <Bastardly_One> .
25:00 <simba> hyundai getz
26:00 <fawks> simbz
26:00 <simba> wqb
26:00 <simba> qqqqqqqqffffa
26:00 <fawks> lool
37:00 <Skirmish> Mission for tomorrow ... buy a new highlighter for my notes.  Sick of pink. 
37:00 <Skirmish> Today I should say. 
38:00 <Skirmish> Office Works have a stand with an assortment of pens etc that you can test out before you buy.  I tried this gel pen and OMG it was so lovely to write with.  $5 per pen though.  
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I like green ... less harsh
39:00 <Bastardly_One> for highlighters
39:00 <fawks> i use onenote
40:00 <fawks> like a non ancient person
40:00 <fawks> and highlight shit on there
40:00 <fawks> and adobe to highlight pdfs
40:00 <fawks> :')
40:00 <Bastardly_One> they even have erasable pens now
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got one ... handy fuckers
41:00 <fawks> theyve had pen rubbers for ages
41:00 <Bastardly_One> not that ... gel based pens ... not those harsh erasers
44:00 <Skirmish> Yeah but my reading doesn't always come in pdf form. 
44:00 <Skirmish> Some of my notes from this week are photocopies from a book, uploaded to the library. 
45:00 <Skirmish> How do you insert reading into onenote? 
45:00 <Skirmish> "like a non ancient person".  Fuck you lol
46:00 <fawks> you click 'insert'
46:00 <fawks> lol
46:00 <fawks> and upload a file
47:00 <fawks> and it doesnt need to be a pdf to highlight
47:00 <fawks> you can highlight in word
47:00 <Skirmish> I've never used onenote.  Stop treating me like a numbty bitch. 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> true enough 
47:00 <fawks> i wasnt
47:00 <fawks> thats literally it
47:00 <fawks> you click insert
47:00 <fawks> .
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how to highlight in word though?
48:00 <Skirmish> fawks: I will download it and look at it. 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> should be part of 360
48:00 <fawks> it comes with office
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
48:00 <fawks> ..
48:00 <fawks> thanks b1, he needed clarification
49:00 <fawks> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
49:00 <Bastardly_One> right at the start if you've never used it 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> which apparently I haven't on this one 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> tell you how to clip shit from the web
50:00 <fawks> i converted sez to onenote, she loves it now
50:00 <fawks> i even have the onenote app
50:00 <Bastardly_One> should come up with a seperate panel
50:00 <fawks> so i can sync all my shit on the phone
50:00 <Skirmish> Yeah if it does what you say it does then it will be awesome. 
50:00 <fawks> i just open it up next to the lecture im watching
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and the option on the left of that panel
50:00 <fawks> and i type notes as i watch
50:00 <Bastardly_One> should be screen clip
50:00 <fawks> b1 shut up he doesnt fucking have it yet
50:00 <fawks> he said he will download, stop typing
51:00 <fawks> jesus
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he has to
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he has office 360
51:00 <Skirmish> I didn't select it to download./ 
52:00 <Saemon> Saemon 3:60 says i just whipped your ass!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
52:00 <fawks> .
52:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
53:00 <Skirmish> Onenote isn't in my package.  Shitfuck. 
53:00 <Saemon> lol
54:00 <Skirmish> I've got the CD at home it will be on that.  Thank you faux.  
54:00 <fawks> youre welcome
54:00 <Skirmish> I was doing so much printing of notes to highlight that I went and bought a laser printer.
55:00 <fawks> lemme know what you think
55:00 <fawks> lol omg
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ
55:00 <fawks> waste of paper
55:00 <fawks> onenote is cool cos youll never lose your shit
55:00 <Skirmish> I've got 80 pages sitting on the desk here in two readings. 
55:00 <fawks> you can even access it via onenote online
55:00 <fawks> you could prob log in on that
55:00 <fawks> before you download it i mean
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you can use it from different locations I am lead to believe
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
55:00 <Skirmish> Just logged into the uni section where I got office 365 from and it's not listed there.  
56:00 <fawks> omg
56:00 <fawks> i just said that fuck off
56:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
56:00 <fawks> thats weird
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you said before he got it ... I typed before you finished
56:00 <Bastardly_One> hence, "oh"
56:00 <simba> Skirmish doesnt work provide u with all that
56:00 <simba> highilghters papers pens
56:00 <simba> etc
56:00 <simba> Stashenarie
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he wants something easier clearly
58:00 <Bastardly_One> onenote is the solution
58:00 <fawks> geslkfmglknbspkfdlmgokpsdolhks
58:00 <fawks> kepthpsetrhkwpoerjkhgwpeotjhkwe
58:00 <fawks> hgkwet
58:00 <fawks> hewt
58:00 <Bastardly_One> orly?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> can you torrent from work?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> would take a min ... maybe two
59:00 <Bastardly_One> might even be free on the winDoze store
00:00 <simba> i dont care what u think he wants Bastardly_One 
00:00 <Skirmish> It's an app on the mac.  Found it, downloading now. 
00:00 <simba> im asking about his work providing stationary ok mr know it all
00:00 <simba> jeez luouise
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't care that you don't care
00:00 <fawks> lmao
00:00 <Skirmish> Yes simba work does ... they only have pink.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... mac
00:00 <simba> u must demand all colors
00:00 <simba> say pink burns the retinas
00:00 <Bastardly_One> do you care that I dont care that you don't care?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> how's da Fifa?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> this game is fucking ... I have no idea why I'm playing it 
01:00 <fawks> mr repeat it all
02:00 <Bastardly_One> why do you care that he doesnt care that I dont care that 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fuck
02:00 <Bastardly_One> confused myself
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that worked ... 
02:00 <Saemon> is this hate Bastardly_One hour?
03:00 <Saemon> if not then im gona afk 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.facebook.com/pages/Cannabis-diversion-survey/
03:00 <Bastardly_One> FB recommened me that
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a sponsored page for a survey of have you be picked up by the cops for pot
04:00 <Bastardly_One> they're watching me maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
04:00 <fawks> have you be
04:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.cannabisdiversionsurvey.com.au/
04:00 <Bastardly_One> have I been?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
05:00 <fawks> .
05:00 <fawks> <Bastardly_One> it's a sponsored page for a survey of have you be picked up by the cops for pot
05:00 <Skirmish> I wish I could say I enjoy reading your monologues B1.  I can't though. 
05:00 <fawks> plopya
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, a survey about laws it seems
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but strange for an FB sponsored page I thought
06:00 <fawks> omg he still doesnt get it
06:00 <fawks> lol
06:00 <fawks> slow 
06:00 <fawks> so slow
07:00 <Serenity> it should hm
07:00 <damio> i want it
07:00 <Serenity> try
07:00 <Serenity> now
07:00 <Serenity> HAHA
07:00 <Maurice> Lol @ link
07:00 <Serenity> he has you blocked b1
07:00 <Excessive> worked the 1-st time
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
07:00 <Bastardly_One> all good
07:00 <damio> works for me and im not even logged in
07:00 <damio> so log out
07:00 <damio> :P
07:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
08:00 <Serenity> its just a different version of this
08:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=415523057330&l=2060690437543848204
08:00 <Serenity> different controller
08:00 <Serenity> same pictyure
08:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit
08:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
08:00 <Maurice> Look at this fucking kids light, 49 bucks at ikea https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10544386_10152617303209085_6495335890548660835_n.jpg
08:00 <Maurice> I want it for my room
08:00 <ShadowLurker> and dis one
08:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1053249222575&l=7266221534645772011
09:00 <damio> yesss
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, that's pretty cool
10:00 <Maurice> I know
10:00 <Maurice> I still want 1, if not 2
10:00 <damio> mechanical dimming
10:00 <ShadowLurker> oh good
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if they're that good to look at or that's just a good pic
12:00 <ShadowLurker> i bet itll break in like 3 weeks
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, doesn't look well constructed but I like it 
12:00 <Serenity> lol Maurice look at lil at the start of this
12:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150224067857331&l=2212357951509004102
12:00 <Bastardly_One> would depend on seeing it 
13:00 <Maurice> LOL Cal deserves her
15:00 <damio> *stretches
16:00 <Bastardly_One> great 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> semen is bored
16:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks, as usual, Maurice
19:00 <Shadowgate> someone type at 3am lol its funny lol
19:00 <fawks> head under waterrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
19:00 <fawks> and they tell meeeee
19:00 <fawks> to breathe easy for a whileee
20:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/65988_439346137330_7519321_n.jpg?oh=9cd52c281996bf159fb8cd8b86a55538&oe=545179B1&__gda__=1414390831_3bda0c29f644102ec25dc5933c088eb2
20:00 <Serenity> ah gud nite dat 1
20:00 <fawks> zah best nite
20:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/52038_439339502330_5719057_o.jpg
21:00 <Bastardly_One> who are the little specs on stage?
22:00 <damio> hillsong?
22:00 <Excessive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUQsqBqxoR4
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sara Bareilles - Brave (Date not found) 0 - Category: Music - 31,390,602 - 270,135 likes (97.6%), 6,625 dislikes (2.4%)
23:00 <Serenity> metallica
23:00 <damio> my family went to that
23:00 <damio> and they didnt tell me
23:00 <damio> cunts
24:00 <Serenity> it was so good
24:00 <Serenity> so so good
24:00 <damio> i bet
24:00 <damio> lucky
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw them on the black tour with kyuss supporting
24:00 <Bastardly_One> good double that was
24:00 <Serenity> i waited online all morning until the tickets went on sale
24:00 <Serenity> 6 minutes they were sold out
25:00 <Bastardly_One> just before they became boring old men forever
25:00 <Serenity> my brothers been to every australian tour theyve done
25:00 <Serenity> he said their last was their best
25:00 <Maurice> What
25:00 <Serenity> (hes an actual musician)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I went to that and the ... And Justice for All tour
26:00 <beagle> ummm
26:00 <Excessive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOrnUquxtwA
26:00 <beagle> i just abused the FUCK out of arabians
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Justin Timberlake - What Goes Around...Comes Around (Oct 3, 2009) 9:22 - Category: Music - 106,077,080 - 305,811 likes (97.7%), 7,263 dislikes (2.3%)
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm one too
26:00 <fawks> ...
26:00 <Maurice> Virgin GIEL blood
26:00 <Bastardly_One> just not a good one 
27:00 <beagle> i told myself gee chad youre an asshole .... maybe lol whene youre surrounded by a bunch pricks being fucked up 
27:00 <beagle> etc etc
27:00 <beagle> i hate them so bad
27:00 <beagle> amen.
27:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
27:00 <fawks> cant you tell yourself this in notepad
27:00 <beagle> oh wait faux , did you just try bleed on me ?
27:00 <beagle> as;ldfj;alsdkj;lkads;lsdfa
27:00 <beagle> ha
27:00 <Serenity> damn it
27:00 <beagle> sorry
27:00 <Serenity> im sobering
27:00 <beagle> same
27:00 <beagle> damn aussies sobering
27:00 <Bastardly_One> poor bitch
27:00 <beagle> 3 am i must be roneree
27:00 <fawks> excyse me
27:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
28:00 <beagle> oh fawks we love you its just that youre a bitch , do you like you now
28:00 <Bastardly_One> whatcha do?
28:00 <fawks> .
28:00 <beagle> actually faux i do like you.
28:00 <beagle> i do.
28:00 <fawks> stop typing
28:00 <beagle> really. im just an idiot.
28:00 <beagle> okay so next
28:00 <beagle> fuck i type fast.
28:00 <beagle> going sleep sorry bye
28:00 <fawks> by
28:00 <fawks> e
28:00 <Bastardly_One> go!
28:00 <beagle> faux , youre mine follow fatso
28:00 <beagle> :)
28:00 <fawks> yes
28:00 <beagle> hehe
29:00 <beagle> man i like irc can actually do really weird things without being watched
29:00 <Maurice> Yuck
29:00 <beagle> or just rolf 
29:00 <beagle> oh , hi faux
29:00 <fawks> harris
29:00 <beagle> ummm shut up chad
29:00 <beagle> yeah i know
29:00 <fawks> beagle write me a story in microsoft word
29:00 <beagle> that guys a fucken retard
29:00 <fawks> startign now
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, shut up chad
29:00 <beagle> lol faux
29:00 <fawks> im seirous
29:00 <beagle> okay well umm well when i laid back and thought about faux ...
30:00 <fawks> no
30:00 <fawks> not here
30:00 <fawks> in wored
30:00 <fawks> go
30:00 <beagle> i might fart hang on hangon ... okay pull her finger
30:00 <fawks> describe your fart to us in 3 words
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it was wet
31:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, him
31:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry
31:00 <Bastardly_One> *coughs*
31:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/10561759_361878637293315_4100636779646391836_n.jpg
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I need a vapouriser
32:00 <beagle> fawks , you got a pic meladdi
32:00 <beagle> or lady i mean
32:00 <beagle> its not like youre a fat man is it
32:00 <beagle> :)
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot be bothered pulling this pipe
32:00 <simba> u needa stop smoking !!!!!!!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
33:00 <fawks> youve seen my pic you weirdo
33:00 <simba> omg beagle STFU bro rofl
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that too
33:00 <beagle> faux dont anwwer thhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.. 
33:00 <beagle> t ?
33:00 <fawks> weve skyped
33:00 <beagle> :)
33:00 <beagle> havent ! i was ugly !
33:00 <fawks> do you not remember skyping simba, amsy and i
33:00 <beagle> im confused ...
33:00 <Excessive> https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10460105_670935722998076_3504129584057439208_n.jpg
33:00 <simba> i dont
33:00 <Serenity> lets skype beagle
33:00 <beagle> oh fuck no i remembver only me
33:00 <fawks> f u simby
33:00 <beagle> er who is simba ?
33:00 <beagle> an i ? who is i ?
33:00 <beagle> okay being a dumbass nextg
33:00 <simba> i remember talking about it
33:00 <simba> but not doing it
33:00 <beagle> yep and ...
33:00 <beagle> g
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive
34:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna skype mate?
34:00 <beagle> hehe i like faux i guess, but i dont really understand her 
34:00 <Excessive> I'll be rite man
34:00 <beagle> shes been a bitch me before sometimes ... but sometimes mew was too so 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> we can put spells on them and shit 
34:00 <beagle> who cares
34:00 <simba> Serenity faux Maurice etc lets do it !!!!!!
34:00 <fawks> do what
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ought to see how fun it is making Serenity fll over on skype
34:00 <Bastardly_One> *fall over
34:00 <simba> it
34:00 <beagle> do this ... i am a faux with really really clever spelling , say that
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice gets pissy when you make her cat do shit though
35:00 <Maurice> What
35:00 <fawks> im dwon 2 skype
35:00 <fawks> clam dwon
35:00 <beagle> awwww
35:00 <Serenity> im drunk
35:00 <Serenity> lets go
35:00 <beagle> yeah same here a bit Serenity
35:00 <fawks> k
35:00 <Bastardly_One> mine'so on 
35:00 <Serenity> youre always drunk
35:00 <beagle> lol faux
35:00 <Bastardly_One> up to you lot 
35:00 <Maurice> My kitten doesnt do anything she doesnt wanna do
35:00 <Excessive> and I don't have a mic neways
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's on 
35:00 <Excessive> well comp mic
36:00 <Bastardly_One> is my skype on someone?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
36:00 <Excessive> but could a set of headphones as mic instead
36:00 <Maurice> My shingles spot is hurting
37:00 <Bastardly_One> l
37:00 <Bastardly_One> a
37:00 <Bastardly_One> g
37:00 <simba> im goig on skypoe
37:00 <Bastardly_One> city
37:00 <Serenity> 0 i dont want to talk to that cretin
37:00 <fawks> i dont wanna talk to b1 either
37:00 <Bastardly_One> which one?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> fine
37:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
37:00 <fawks> huhuhuhuhuhuhhhu
38:00 <beagle> im embarrassed folks i was muted in major room
38:00 <beagle> i dont even know why
38:00 <Bastardly_One> oh my gosh
38:00 <beagle> on pal
38:00 <beagle> fuck like 300 people
38:00 <beagle> i am allowed in if i dont type.
38:00 <beagle> so embarro
38:00 <beagle> i miss me
38:00 <Bastardly_One> there
38:00 <beagle> well may i rub your nipple instead please
38:00 <beagle> is it juice
38:00 <beagle> oh just a titty
38:00 <beagle> is it red
38:00 <beagle> oh just a boob
39:00 <beagle> hrm i sure was lol
39:00 <Serenity> PICK UP SIMBA YOU LOSER
39:00 <simba> hang on i didnt no i was signed in
39:00 <beagle> when i woke up last morning i almost scratched my nipple .... off ... it was itchy near by and ... kinda dragging
39:00 <beagle> my 
39:00 <beagle> god
39:00 <beagle> my friend said 'chad cut your fucken fingernails you dumb fuck !'
39:00 <beagle> lmao
40:00 <beagle> ...........
40:00 <beagle> i will mind this but who scared pandas off can someone tell me  ?
40:00 <beagle> or is it just that knee jerk reaction to being a fuckwit ?
41:00 <beagle> cause of the dan vs josh shit
41:00 <beagle> thanks ?
41:00 <beagle> tell me what you know , right now
41:00 <beagle> okay forever hold your peace.
41:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/10563089_361432354004610_5037382595027218367_n.jpg
42:00 <DoC[away]> is that you Excessive?
42:00 <beagle> no
42:00 <beagle> its my orchestra
42:00 <beagle> lol blocking away from the drumbs
43:00 <beagle> lets all get gay , really , lets all fuck a womans ass
43:00 <beagle> wait a second its fucked
43:00 <Excessive> ye, y?
43:00 <Excessive> wait, is wat me?
43:00 <beagle> okay but when you get fucked up the ass ladies , does it go 'poop' or 'pop'
43:00 <Excessive> https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10376731_681779721913676_8005266707509604312_n.jpg
45:00 <Excessive> watch out fo shit like this ...... http://stopmasturbationnow.org/weather/17-year-old-girl-stuck-by-lightning-when-masturbating/#prettyPhoto
45:00 <beagle> im nornee
45:00 <beagle> wait 
45:00 <beagle> mornay
45:00 <beagle> no wait wait
45:00 <beagle> okay did you fat 
45:00 <beagle> okay you did 
45:00 <beagle> nevermind
45:00 <simba> hi beagle
46:00 <simba> do u wanna chat on skype
46:00 <beagle> okay end discussion thanks for talking to much next time whale
46:00 <beagle> okay being a looney.
46:00 <beagle> i might be very very clever and post an annoying thing
46:00 <beagle> how about i post a pic of me
46:00 <beagle> or faux and me
46:00 <beagle> fucking
46:00 <beagle> :)
46:00 <beagle> im sure she knows how to do it
46:00 <beagle> probably how to lose it lol
47:00 <Serenity> BEAGLE
47:00 <beagle> she is hard core
47:00 <Serenity> WHATS UR SKYPE NAME
47:00 <beagle> it is why i like her.
47:00 <beagle> my name is skype ? 
47:00 <beagle> what ?
47:00 <beagle> hehe
47:00 <beagle> spokezy, Serenity
47:00 <beagle> if i add you, will you be very very kind to me and lick the screen
47:00 <beagle> like a good bitch ?
47:00 <beagle> wait no
48:00 <beagle> just finger yourself a bit first
48:00 <Serenity> im not going on cam ok
48:00 <beagle> im just being a looney
48:00 <beagle> okay no worries
48:00 <beagle> oh fuck
48:00 <beagle> she was serious
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
48:00 <beagle> do not 'blurp'
48:00 <beagle> is that call
48:00 <beagle> :)
48:00 <beagle> youre just weirder than me
48:00 <beagle> you go on dnd
48:00 <beagle> and add me same time
48:00 <beagle> gee i thought i was  
48:00 <beagle> a
49:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10420209_361424484005397_7678854414039815157_n.jpg?oh=a945ffb11852c50a76bdf034f69a132d&oe=543DF2D6&__gda__=1414402314_0f534cc5783f71cec42c23eb29717063
52:00 <beagle> sorry, lets start again, not
52:00 <beagle> i hated that
52:00 <beagle> youre just giggling idiots over some jew simba
52:00 <beagle> bah
52:00 <beagle> get lost then
52:00 <beagle> i dont want males in convo , thanks
52:00 <beagle> i know he is a faggot.
52:00 <beagle> fine.
52:00 <Serenity> whatt
52:00 <beagle> then leave him out then
52:00 <Serenity> hes not a faggot
52:00 <beagle> yes, he is bisexual
52:00 <beagle> oh fuck off
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... god
52:00 <simba> r u threateened by men
52:00 <simba> o
53:00 <simba> bea
55:00 <Excessive> wait, a 2 door Tina, tis not English cause it's LHD, so it must be German mabbe ....... https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=761203410590743&set=vb.100001032726080&type=2&theater
03:00 <Excessive> ah, suggested post ...... http://premier.ticketek.com.au/shows/show.aspx?sh=ICEHOUSE15
08:00 <Serenity> tis is fucked m8
08:00 <Excessive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ap7aJsfaXQ
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jason Derulo "Stupid Love" (Official HD Music Video) (Date not found) 4:09 - Category: Music - 22,874,901 - 122,195 likes (97.8%), 2,709 dislikes (2.2%)
13:00 <Excessive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WYHDfJDPDc
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nelly - Dilemma ft. Kelly Rowland (Oct 5, 2009) 4:43 - Category: Music - 121,262,254 - 315,720 likes (97.7%), 7,552 dislikes (2.3%)
14:00 <beagle> oh im allowed back in
14:00 <beagle> sorry i 
14:00 <beagle> feel bad now i was really horny 
14:00 <beagle> mad first then horny lol
15:00 <beagle> i dont like males in my chat if i am horny
15:00 <Serenity> beagle
15:00 <beagle> have a nice day !
15:00 <beagle> yes ?
15:00 <Serenity> would you put gummi bears up your bum
15:00 <beagle> only if you are watching
15:00 <Serenity> really?
15:00 <beagle> no just only blue ones
15:00 <Serenity> id watch that
15:00 <faux> Fuck
15:00 <faux> I'm lagging like a cunt
15:00 <beagle> okay lets go for brown ones up her ass
15:00 <faux> Bummi  bears
15:00 <slinky_J> ahahahahahaha
16:00 <beagle> ummm its slinky_J , wow another simba ?
16:00 <beagle> wow geee, okay lets sleep on a matty
16:00 <beagle> ive a headache
16:00 <slinky_J> yer
16:00 <beagle> i cant find gay porn ... okay simba just lay low
16:00 <beagle> ha
16:00 <beagle> anyway hi slinky_J
16:00 <slinky_J> hi
16:00 <beagle> im a mean bastard most time slinky_J as im horny most time
17:00 <beagle> always coming back in hangover like a retard i can be.
17:00 <beagle> but
17:00 <beagle> its okay i can laser my eye
17:00 <beagle> yeah right.
17:00 <simba> beagle, do you know why you're my favorite chatter? It's because you're not afraid to be who you are. Sure your altenative lifestyle may not sit well with some, but I think you are one of the best gay chatters on irc and you are a great role model. I know some people probably don't understand, but i do.
17:00 <slinky_J> are you american playing russian character really bad too?
17:00 <beagle> brb, laughing and snorting ... god simba was right
17:00 <beagle> what ?
17:00 <beagle> yes josh its all true, cause you listen to it.
17:00 <beagle> brb
17:00 <slinky_J> i do?
18:00 <beagle> josh dont believe rumors of me.
18:00 <simba> r u guys gay 2g4
18:00 <beagle> yours are much much worse.
18:00 <beagle> the ones in your fucking head.
18:00 <slinky_J> O_O
18:00 <beagle> so you like lucie do you ?
18:00 <beagle> ohhh ? you suprised ?
18:00 <slinky_J> why do you hate me so much
18:00 <beagle> well i know you do
18:00 <beagle> i dont hate you , i dont like you tho
18:00 <beagle> cause you are a cunt to me
18:00 <beagle> pretending to be so clever.
19:00 <slinky_J> I have nothing in common with you
19:00 <slinky_J> nor any feelings for you
19:00 <beagle> is it cause im not a rich dumb cunt ?
19:00 <slinky_J> empathy is all I have.
19:00 <ShadowLurker> its cos youre black
19:00 <beagle> sure right 3 days ' i have you in mind '
19:00 <beagle> remember you saying that ?
19:00 <beagle> you are a liar, sorry josh you dont realise when you lie
19:00 <beagle> as you dont seem to have an actual conciousness
20:00 <beagle> cause i hear rumors about you more than you know
20:00 <beagle> dan usually
20:00 <beagle> most people just ignore you
20:00 <beagle> but you were my friend
20:00 <beagle> and you fuck up 
20:00 <beagle> but its VERY hard to like you again sorry
20:00 <slinky_J> you hear rumours from my real life friends?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwww
20:00 <slinky_J> or family?
20:00 <simba> lindsay lohan - rumors
21:00 <beagle> slinky_J , we know youre lonely
21:00 <beagle> but youre a goose.
21:00 <slinky_J> you hate me because we have nothing in common and I cared once about your health
21:00 <beagle> and dan i know it
21:00 <slinky_J> but when you didnt put yourself in rehab
21:00 <beagle> and all i ever hear from you is you hate dan but he isnt like you doesnt go on forever.
21:00 <slinky_J> why should I care?
21:00 <beagle> okay folks you heard it from horses mouth
21:00 <beagle> bye josh youre on ignore 
21:00 <slinky_J> bye josh
21:00 <simba> bye josh
22:00 <slinky_J> lol
22:00 <Serenity> if you dont take him off ignore
22:00 <Serenity> im gonna paste everything he says
22:00 <beagle> then ill ignore you.
22:00 <beagle> bye yourself
22:00 <Serenity> then ill ban you
22:00 <beagle> then eat shit.
22:00 <slinky_J> he's going to hate dying from alcoholism
22:00 <Excessive> or jus get one of those repeat scripts
22:00 <Bastardly_One> then I'll post everythig they both say
22:00 <slinky_J> painfull shit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwww
23:00 <slinky_J> i wonder which smoking related illness ill receive
24:00 <Bastardly_One> do an internet quiz and find out
24:00 <slinky_J> there would be one huh
24:00 <slinky_J> lol
25:00 <simba> you are.... emphysema
25:00 <simba> !!
25:00 <slinky_J> choice
26:00 <slinky_J> ima huff laughin gas bru
26:00 <slinky_J> my first boss had that
26:00 <slinky_J> when i was 15
26:00 <slinky_J> guess he'd be dead
26:00 <faux> Huff dongs
26:00 <Bastardly_One> not if he stopped smoking
26:00 <slinky_J> he had stopped
27:00 <Bastardly_One> chances are he (and I) are gonna choke to death though
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ya get that 
27:00 <fawks> http://aplus.com/a/flat-paintings
27:00 <slinky_J> oh he wasnt good
27:00 <slinky_J> i left before he did
27:00 <slinky_J> i mean im guessing he didnt die working on a fkn bus lol
30:00 <slinky_J> what's it like Bastardly_One? Emphysema?
30:00 <slinky_J> for you
36:00 <simba> 4 u
36:00 <Bastardly_One> not the best fun in the world 
38:00 <Serenity> ^
39:00 <Excessive> ah, ye, nite, c uz around zah bend mabbe ...... \o.
39:00 <slinky_J> mmm
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... be more specific
40:00 <fawks> caret
40:00 <fawks> b1 & carets 4 lyf
42:00 <Shadowgate> fawks bastardly one typed at 4:50 am lol
43:00 <fawks> lol haahhahaahah
43:00 <fawks> hahaha
47:00 <damio> thye future?
48:00 <simba> in the future there will be robots
48:00 <simba> @_@
48:00 <damio> most humans are robots
48:00 <simba> mechanical keys
48:00 <simba> MeChaNiCal KeYs
49:00 <damio> as soon as driverless tech is mastered
49:00 <damio> truck drivers will lose their jobs
49:00 <damio> goodbye
49:00 <simba> boo hoo
50:00 <damio> I think it's a good thing
50:00 <slinky_J> the future isnt all minority report and movie hoopla
50:00 <slinky_J> uno
50:00 <slinky_J> lol
50:00 <slinky_J> doubtfull we'll get to the point where every one travels without having to manually control a vehicle
50:00 <damio> dunno where you got that idea from
51:00 <damio> pretty sure we will
51:00 <simba> we already have that with planes
51:00 <damio> yep
51:00 <slinky_J> that's planes
51:00 <slinky_J> not billions of people driving cars and trucks
51:00 <damio> cars will too
51:00 <damio> I'm sure they'll retain a driving function too
51:00 <damio> people love driving
51:00 <simba> billions
51:00 <slinky_J> how long would it take to phase out manual driving completely
52:00 <slinky_J> that's a question
52:00 <damio> probably never
52:00 <damio> unless they decide they have too
52:00 <damio> when they realise it could save lives
52:00 <damio> govt might enforce it
52:00 <Shadowgate> damio a new character
52:00 <damio> is that a statement or a q?
54:00 <slinky_J> you should pray for mor wars
54:00 <slinky_J> more
54:00 <damio> pray?
54:00 <damio> lol
55:00 <damio> why?
55:00 <damio> I'm against war
55:00 <slinky_J> depends if you want that cool movie future or not
55:00 <damio> and praying
55:00 <damio> lol
56:00 <slinky_J> the technological leaps that are made are made greater and faster during war time
56:00 <slinky_J> especially Total War
56:00 <damio> I'd rather let it happen without war
56:00 <slinky_J> then pray to live forever
57:00 <damio> there will be driverless cars for sale within my lifetime
57:00 <damio> they already have the tech
57:00 <slinky_J> there already is one
57:00 <damio> I mean commercialised
57:00 <damio> I know there are a few
57:00 <slinky_J> and they want to bring it out asap
57:00 <damio> there you go
58:00 <slinky_J> you'd be surprised that it's not a car company that's made it 
58:00 <damio> is it the google one?
59:00 <damio> why would I be surprised?
59:00 <damio> :S
59:00 <slinky_J> yeah!!!!!
59:00 <slinky_J> :D:D:D
59:00 <simba> yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
59:00 <damio> <3
59:00 <slinky_J> damio is cute n smart xD
00:00 <slinky_J> hmm ima find out when next star trek movie is out
00:00 <slinky_J> fkn slow new till monday :/
09:00 <slinky_J> Mark Hamill has stated that Lucas told him in 1976, while filming the first film in Tunisia, that four Star Wars trilogies were planned. Lucas suggested Hamill could have a cameo role in Episode IX, which might be filmed in 2011.[1][2] A Time magazine story in March 1978, quoting Lucas, also contained the assertion there would be 10 further Star Wars films after The Empire Strikes Back.
09:00 <slinky_J> LOL wtf?
09:00 <slinky_J> 10
10:00 <simba> apparently it was always supposed to be 9
11:00 <simba> 3 sets of 3
11:00 <simba> that was his grand idea back in teh day 
11:00 <slinky_J> lol
12:00 <slinky_J> How many times can you lose your hand luke?
12:00 <slinky_J> Oh, like nine I guess
12:00 <simba> hahahahahahaha,.
14:00 <slinky_J> i am so taking up weed for ocd
18:00 <simba> same
18:00 <fawks> yes drugs are the solution to mental illnesses
19:00 <Bastardly_One> of course they are
19:00 <slinky_J> YEAH WELL SNORTING WORMS ISNT HELPING
19:00 <slinky_J> wermz
19:00 <fawks> HAHA
19:00 <fawks> ^5
19:00 <slinky_J> lolz
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I take mine for adhd
19:00 <slinky_J> ^5
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh look!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> a squirrel!
20:00 <fawks> .
20:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha, you should get high and watch this 90s film Curtis' Charm
20:00 <fawks> hahahahahaha
20:00 <slinky_J> tripped out as, this one scene he thinks this squirrel is following him
21:00 <fawks> omg yesssssssssssssss beagle is here
21:00 <beagle> ummm you removed me but its okay sezz
21:00 <fawks> yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
21:00 <fawks> yes
21:00 <beagle> huh ?
21:00 <beagle> hi fawks
21:00 <fawks> yessssssssss
21:00 <beagle> sigh
21:00 <beagle> im exausted
21:00 <beagle> and horny
21:00 <beagle> and wanna fuck
21:00 <beagle> but theres no body around
21:00 <beagle> so , you have what kind of breath was it ?
22:00 <beagle> okay then porn, bye
22:00 <fawks> .
22:00 <fawks> lol
23:00 <slinky_J> what the fuck
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:00 <slinky_J> thought everyone
23:00 <damio> bastard what meds are you on?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> he's just gonna come back til he sleeps
23:00 <Bastardly_One> he's raging 
23:00 <slinky_J> i wonder if he's sitting in a dark room
23:00 <slinky_J> naked
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Lexapro
23:00 <slinky_J> rubbing vegemite over his balls
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and THC Delta 9
23:00 <damio> that makes a.d.d worse
23:00 <damio> oh yep
23:00 <slinky_J> speaking in tongues
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I aint got adhd
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got anxiety disorder
24:00 <Bastardly_One> was being a dickhead as usual
24:00 <damio> righto
24:00 <damio> can u cum?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd think it'd be concrete
24:00 <Bastardly_One> with both of those
24:00 <damio> nah
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on the day tbh
25:00 <damio> :P sux bro
25:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm old ... has it's advantages
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <damio> if you say so!
25:00 <damio> :)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> could be worse
25:00 <damio> true
25:00 <Bastardly_One> could be female
26:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that would be a nightmare
26:00 <damio> haha
26:00 <damio> living nightmare
26:00 <slinky_J> aint nothin like coming and using that cum as lube for ur dick for the next coming of cum that you come
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean suffering side affects
26:00 <Bastardly_One> they have multiples right?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine being in that position and not having one even
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be hell
27:00 <damio> shudders*
27:00 <Serenity> 1,1<<<<0,0<<<<<1,1>
27:00 <Serenity> 1,1>0,0>>1,1>0,0>>1,1>>>>
27:00 <Serenity> 1,1>>>>0,0>>>>1,1>>
27:00 <Serenity> 1,1>0,0<<1,1>0,0<<1,1<<<<
27:00 <slinky_J> i always ask the chick if we can do the death position first so i can just go to sleep.
27:00 <Bastardly_One> can't read that one Serenity
27:00 <Bastardly_One> too stoned
27:00 <Bastardly_One> be?
27:00 <Serenity> why u so gay 4
28:00 <damio> :E?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno ... born that way I guess
29:00 <fawks> damio skype with us
30:00 <damio> not tonight
30:00 <beagle> last night i called my isp cause youtube videos didnt work
30:00 <beagle> now im a bit more sober
30:00 <beagle> i really really think
30:00 <beagle> that was insane.
30:00 <beagle> as if youtube doesnt work who hacked me 
30:00 <beagle> ?
30:00 <beagle> i asked them
30:00 <beagle> i dont remember reply lol
30:00 <damio> you have to give me your addy
30:00 <beagle> they didnt cut net off as its paid this time
30:00 <damio> 'cause mine is my name
30:00 <beagle> addy ? emails?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus Christ
31:00 <fawks> beagle do you own a bed
31:00 <beagle> yes
31:00 <beagle> do you want to see it
31:00 <beagle> was 
31:00 <beagle> who was in that chat other than mr simba ?
31:00 <beagle> like i chatted to him
31:00 <beagle> sorta 
31:00 <beagle> er
31:00 <beagle> was mean but
32:00 <beagle> i dont know if he gay not i dont care i dont really .... know why he .... 
32:00 <beagle> puts up with me lol
32:00 <beagle> okay yes i own a bed next .... 
32:00 <beagle> why do you ask if i own a bed ? ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i get it
32:00 <beagle> jack off thinking about you in bed ?
32:00 <beagle> hrm i heard you were really really really
32:00 <beagle> fauxy
32:00 <beagle> ?
33:00 <beagle> oh yeah i remember i asked for photos of people
33:00 <beagle> and simba fucken says he wants share lol
33:00 <beagle> well ummmm simba, i kind of men girls, they vaginas, not just a pussy with ass
34:00 <beagle> it was a really bad moment i was super horny and felt like being mean
34:00 <beagle> thanks if you lemme stay back in here but yes all those i want on ignore shall stay on ignore
34:00 <beagle> bye for now
34:00 <simba> shut up
36:00 <slinky_J> lols
37:00 <slinky_J> I wonder what would happen if you told him to suicide
38:00 <simba> u
38:00 <slinky_J> i have lol
38:00 <slinky_J> i cant believe he can type like that
39:00 <slinky_J> when he rings me all drunk he can hardly speak
39:00 <slinky_J> that irritates him so he starts yelling at me
39:00 <slinky_J> conspiracy crap
39:00 <slinky_J> about me
39:00 <slinky_J> lol
44:00 <simba> Baahahahahahahahahaha.
48:00 <damio> does he remember anything? when I was drinking like that I was pretty much permanently blacked out
48:00 <damio> still functioning
48:00 <damio> people didn't even know I was drunk 
49:00 <damio> apart from the lack of sense
49:00 <slinky_J> um
49:00 <slinky_J> he's brought up table tennis
49:00 <slinky_J> he wasnt drunk then
49:00 <damio> mm
49:00 <slinky_J> when i went with him to that
50:00 <slinky_J> hes never brought anything up hes said when drunk
50:00 <damio> you hang out with that dude!?
50:00 <damio> lmao
50:00 <slinky_J> nope
50:00 <damio> wtf
50:00 <slinky_J> did several times
51:00 <damio> kind man
52:00 <slinky_J> yeah well when we were alone in his room and he said some things about this under age girl that was there, i didnt want to see him ever again.
52:00 <slinky_J> and i havent
53:00 <damio> fuck
53:00 <damio> yeah
55:00 <simba> yeah
55:00 <simba> fuckj
06:00 <slinky_J> drinking lots of teeaa makes me need to peeeee
07:00 <slinky_J> How many times do you think you can touch your penis Luke?
07:00 <slinky_J> Um, about nine
14:00 <faux> Panda to the deal anyway I'm a big deal with for the you consent of my life of a few weeks ago I was just wondering if there is one that has been scanned 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> wow ... 6:15 already
18:00 <slinky_J> fk me almost 6 lol
18:00 <slinky_J> thats cool i sleep for 9 hrs n have like 3 spare before dinner!
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll sleep when I'm tired
29:00 <Bastardly_One> (no shit B1?)
29:00 <damio> looks like ya tired
29:00 <damio> :P
29:00 <slinky_J> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> back for more rage eh beagle?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> thought you were going to write a story for faux?
52:00 <beagle> yes i thought i'd relax here
53:00 <beagle> sure! i have lot of time for faux :)
53:00 <beagle> preez exprain
53:00 <beagle> what is this ?
53:00 <beagle> a story for faux
53:00 <beagle> well you can invent it then , thanks, save me the hassle
53:00 <slinky_J> man fkn finally watched star trek into darkness since i saw it at the cinemas
54:00 <beagle> yawn
54:00 <beagle> so horny cant find new porn
54:00 <beagle> whats a new one
54:00 <beagle> milf ugly young old whatever ?
54:00 <beagle> oh youre not listening. okay then SUPER horny
54:00 <beagle> just done have a boner no more
54:00 <beagle> okay being stupid
55:00 <beagle> sigh ive seen em all
55:00 <beagle> was trying you
55:00 <beagle> see if you can gimme new one
55:00 <beagle> perhaps without that ads all shit
55:00 <beagle> beeg.com was good but its boring now ive seen best ones
55:00 <beagle> this dude on amiga said it was his favourite.
55:00 <beagle> im like well , also my nickname isnt it
55:00 <slinky_J> Have not
55:00 <slinky_J> Want not
55:00 <beagle> snort
56:00 <slinky_J> Waste everything
00:00 <TheDarkTruth>  /part
00:00 <TheDarkTruth>  /part #melbourne
01:00 <ZebrasDontBounce> fuck yes 
01:00 <ZebrasDontBounce> brilliant night. 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit
09:00 <ZebrasDontBounce> yeah 
10:00 <ZebrasDontBounce> alot better than lastnights crap
44:00 <beagle> yaaaaaaaaaaaaawngh.
44:00 <beagle> lol actually did ...
44:00 <beagle> anyone awake ?
44:00 <beagle> simba ?
44:00 <beagle> no body would wanna talk to me this tired
44:00 <beagle> and im crazy enough when im drunk !
44:00 <beagle> cya later
53:00 <fawks> http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-07/17/5/enhanced/webdr11/enhanced-13046-1405589215-1.jpg
53:00 <fawks> http://www.buzzfeed.com/jemimaskelley/australia-on-instagram-vs-in-reality
42:00 <tech_n9ne> Wtf topic mang
17:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
30:00 <Loof> cocknibblers everywhere
30:00 <Loof> ass cheese belching from their cracks
59:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/OknMb.jpg
15:00 <doctor> ye gods http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1439399/thumbs/n-OLSEN-GALS-large570.jpg?8
54:00 <BRitish^Meat> beagle :P
54:00 <BRitish^Meat> what happened last night mate?
54:00 <BRitish^Meat> Went a bit........coookoooo
54:00 <BRitish^Meat> just bein funny hay? youre a funny bloke hey? us folks here find you really amusing, funny guy like you :P
06:00 <mandyjane> lol bm
07:00 <beagle> i was sarcastic all over place drank a cask.
07:00 <beagle> dammit
07:00 <beagle> i was muted in my favourite rooms on pal
08:00 <beagle> i wish i had a fast enough computer or could lol play games when im drunk the chatrooms are a no go zone for me when im too drunk 
08:00 <BRitish^Meat> hahhahahah yehh mannnn so funny
08:00 <beagle> *moves his adams apple*
08:00 <Loof> take your gloves off BEFORE you wipe your ass
08:00 <BRitish^Meat> i love it when you do your act beagle hahaha
08:00 <BRitish^Meat> its so funny
08:00 <BRitish^Meat> youre a funny guy
08:00 <BRitish^Meat> us folks here, we love it
08:00 <beagle> i know you hate people that drink too much booze dont worry plenty things remind me not to
08:00 <BRitish^Meat> hhahahahahah
08:00 <beagle> i just try leave it to weekends. or try to.
08:00 <Loof> is this opposite world bm?
08:00 <beagle> anyway ill leave it at that
09:00 <Loof> i find beagle repulsive and boring
09:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-tc1_AQ_zc
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How To Be Attractive (According to Russian Dating Websites) (Date not found) 3:53 - Category: Comedy - 1,465,339 - 254,198 likes (99.2%), 1,972 dislikes (0.8%)
09:00 <BRitish^Meat> when you're up there acting so funny
09:00 <BRitish^Meat> being so funny
09:00 <BRitish^Meat> and youre all like "hi folks, im beagle, ARE YOU READY FOR MEEEEEEEEE"
09:00 <BRitish^Meat> hahaha so funny beagle
10:00 <beagle> ok
10:00 <Loof> die beagle
10:00 <Loof> please die
10:00 <beagle> i remember a quick skype session and being mad simba was there man i wouldnt usually mind
10:00 <Loof> to dumb to know he's not funny and everybody hates him
10:00 <Loof> so sad
10:00 <Loof> too*
10:00 <BRitish^Meat> JB HI FI
11:00 <beagle> i wanted to chat with the chicks 1 on 1 or atleast just a couple didnt know them all in fact , it was a good thing he was there he changed his attitude a bit he aint on my ignore !
11:00 <beagle> ah. that does reminds me
11:00 <beagle> headphones offfffffff course
11:00 <beagle> they are about 140 i was looken at
11:00 <Loof> ordering one of these tomorrow: http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/BENQ-W1070-3D-FULL-HD-HOME-THEATRE-CINEMA-PROJECTOR-1080P-2-YEAR-WTY-/121184206911?pt=AU_PROJECTORS&hash=item1c3724403f&_uhb=1
11:00 <beagle> and the video card was like 320 old but fast a gigabyte 8800gtx
11:00 <Loof> 150" projection beats tv
11:00 <beagle> chrome was good until it crashed
11:00 <Loof> low as input lag
11:00 <beagle> .
24:00 <Saemon> :P
24:00 <Saemon> sup sup peepz
46:00 <beagle> howdy Saemon
00:00 <BlackDevil> is 5 Seconds Of Summer a good band?
00:00 <Saemon> hey beagz
00:00 <Saemon> sup mbro
01:00 <Loof> sup Saemon
01:00 <Saemon> hola hola sup in this biotch bro
01:00 <Loof> die beagle
01:00 <Saemon> yo loofymon
01:00 <Loof> fistbump
06:00 <Saemon> oh god
06:00 <Saemon> milk is here.
06:00 <mandyjane> hi milk 
07:00 <milk> hello
09:00 <BlackDevil> mandyjane
09:00 <BlackDevil> what kind of dick do you like?
11:00 <beagle> i have a sexy penis
11:00 <beagle> girls tell me
11:00 <beagle> emma did
11:00 <beagle> it is a neat wang
11:00 <beagle> quite a nice pecker
11:00 <beagle> uh okay ill stop there
12:00 <milk> size matters
12:00 <beagle> medium
12:00 <beagle> little bit bigger i think depends
12:00 <beagle> with a woman i like enourmous
12:00 <beagle> i was horny as hell last night couldnt stand being around sexy chicks on skype from here
12:00 <beagle> lol
12:00 <beagle> i didnt know to say
12:00 <beagle> on this room i dont find you guys too complicated but in chat i would drunk or sober
13:00 <beagle> i really wanted to see ya on camera too and you didnt wanna
13:00 <beagle> i was still kinda drunk tho couldnt quite remember much 
13:00 <beagle> unfortuantely sezz took me out of the group ill come back if im sober if u let me
14:00 <beagle> then i would be sane of course
14:00 <beagle> cough
14:00 <BlackDevil> i bet mandyjane likes a full bush
14:00 <beagle> do vics shave looked like it from pic yesterday
15:00 <beagle> god those women were beautiful 
15:00 <beagle> sure they werent queenslanders :)
15:00 <beagle> no they were victorians they were in vic ranges or mountains as i recall
16:00 <Saemon> beagle if u were choking, i would gladly stand by and watch you go purple
16:00 <couleurs> me 2
16:00 <beagle> use /clear
16:00 <Saemon> then i would curbstomp your face
16:00 <Saemon> why?
17:00 <beagle> clears a convo !
17:00 <Saemon> oi u watch wwe beagle?
19:00 <BlackDevil> Mew
19:00 <BlackDevil> same question
19:00 <Mew> yes
19:00 <Mew> i do
19:00 <beagle> the wrestling
19:00 <beagle> i used to
19:00 <beagle> is it on digital /
20:00 <BlackDevil> yea we knew you like a full bush on penises
20:00 <Mew> oh I actually do lol
20:00 <Mew> its manly
21:00 <beagle> mew , are you going to let me 
21:00 <Mew> luv the rugged jungle
21:00 <beagle> if i ask you ... for a pic to see you in these years ?
21:00 <Mew> let you what beagster
21:00 <beagle> was it really your pic back those years ago in 1998
21:00 <beagle> see a new pic of you 
21:00 <Mew> I was 8 in 98
21:00 <beagle> are you on face book ellie ?
21:00 <beagle> whaaaaaaaaat
22:00 <beagle> i thought u were 14 then
22:00 <Mew> nope
22:00 <beagle> must been early 2000s
22:00 <Mew> the first time I came on here was 04/05
22:00 <Mew> so maybe then
23:00 <beagle> must been another ellie then
23:00 <BlackDevil> full bush
23:00 <BlackDevil> tiny peen
24:00 <Mew> oh yeah youre thinking of the other ellie
24:00 <Mew> who was in adelaidesa
24:00 <beagle> the one terry met ?
24:00 <Mew> yup
24:00 <beagle> god she was cute
24:00 <beagle> i almost met her with terry
24:00 <beagle> he went there to grab money with me in my car years ago
24:00 <Mew> I met her a few times
25:00 <beagle> talked to her on here she was one of the nicest chicks i met on here
25:00 <beagle> and outragously horny
25:00 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1907987_10152495472302533_5147965980656264176_n.jpg?oh=0dfb37600bd4296da184a073b20538d4&oe=543B5021&__gda__=1414157206_5e193c6dd24ccd11f2f34eb13087a2e1
26:00 <beagle> clown girl
26:00 <beagle> that was odd but intreging
26:00 <milk> is that cosplay?
26:00 <beagle> costume play , man thats popular on fb
26:00 <beagle> even the old men lol
27:00 <beagle> theres this 'tamlin' guy on facebook who wears a large maroon hat
27:00 <beagle> and has kinda cool tatts all over his arms
27:00 <beagle> there was one guy with 4000 blue glow in dark like nano one
27:00 <beagle> wish i took screen shot
32:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-photos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-0/10157149_10152381573600850_853436184033148524_n.jpg?oh=717c77d51cfcb22a44a87e532a01bb3d&oe=5435E4B6&__gda__=1412819457_5e4ca1d26cbfeb6fea173f3665d97f5f
32:00 <Mew> thats her now
32:00 <beagle> odd but pretty at same time
32:00 <beagle> who is that one with pink hair  and large eyes ?
33:00 <beagle> oh
33:00 <beagle> ohhhhhhhhhhh !!
33:00 <beagle> read it after i said that
33:00 <Mew> ohhhhhhh
33:00 <Saemon> mew
33:00 <beagle> wow she isnt bad i was rite
33:00 <Saemon> tell pirate Saemon says yo
33:00 <beagle> i thought at 14 she had black hair
34:00 <beagle> ?
34:00 <beagle> pink lol she dyed it
34:00 <jonesy> ....nah einstein thats her natural colour.
35:00 <beagle> my sisters did too
35:00 <beagle> while back few years
35:00 <beagle> and mine
35:00 <beagle> blue and burgundy
35:00 <beagle> my sister tash likes me far more than the oldest one does
35:00 <Saemon> haha u got long hair dont u beagz
36:00 <beagle> tash is friend match of both chinese AND the monthly starsigns
36:00 <beagle> she is one of my best friends in the world and is my sister but she clashes with my crazy brother
36:00 <Saemon> i hope tash gets leukemia
36:00 <beagle> you are mean fuck
38:00 <Saemon> lol u arent allowed happyness beagle
39:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!
42:00 <beagle> do you still get psn if you hack it for keyboard mouse use
42:00 <MrMark> boo
43:00 <sillypawn> snow is where i should be going
43:00 <sillypawn> beagle did u end up getting another computer
43:00 <MrMark> snow is cold
44:00 <beagle> doesnt bother me extremes like that for short while
44:00 <beagle> is it still snowy over there in vic mountains ?
44:00 <beagle> mt buffalo 
44:00 <sillypawn> trying to fit myself in canadian prespective wasted hell lot of time in and out of australia at the end of the day all deminished by the false hope and empty promises
45:00 <beagle> shimmon !
45:00 <BlackDevil> im hungry
45:00 <BlackDevil> feed me
45:00 <beagle> good afternoon shim shimmeny mon
45:00 <beagle> uh i ate the pastie
45:00 <beagle> u cant have it
45:00 <beagle> i dont think u wanna see it now
45:00 <sillypawn> i had anchor butter on toast
46:00 <MrMark> we all behaving?
46:00 <sillypawn> then toasted it in my oven toaster
48:00 <Mew> shim shimmeny mon lmao
48:00 <Mew> shim shim sheree
48:00 <sillypawn> jack jack jackieeeeee
49:00 <sillypawn> these canadian salmon caps are damn good n effective
52:00 <couleurs> what u done today every one
52:00 <Saemon> shut up khankir pola
52:00 <couleurs> me watched tv
52:00 <sillypawn> http://shopap.lenovo.com/my/en/smartphones/a-series/a850/#tab-features
52:00 <sillypawn> me had a fresh wank on tranny cock
53:00 <sillypawn> beagle is a trany only i know that
53:00 <beagle> lol shimmy gimme a break
53:00 <beagle> silly pawn 
53:00 <beagle> how did you get that nick
53:00 <couleurs> yeh u 2 r imberciles
53:00 <beagle> its kind of bizzare reminds me of just about everything on the internet porn wize
53:00 <sillypawn> just came up onto my mind like that
53:00 <Saemon> nah
53:00 <MrMark> we all behaving?!!!
53:00 <sillypawn> sometimes im silly and being used as a pawn
54:00 <Saemon> beehhh discovered he was just a silly pawn in a tranny love triangle
54:00 <sillypawn> st anger
54:00 <Saemon> thats why he got thant nick
54:00 <beagle> you crack me up shimmon
54:00 <sillypawn> dont be silly Saemon have another chinese duck on soya sauce
55:00 <Saemon> sillypawn your skin is the color of my faeces.
55:00 <Saemon> how does this make you feel?
55:00 <sillypawn> your mouth is an arsehole
56:00 <Saemon> lol
56:00 <sillypawn> feelings are mitual
56:00 <sillypawn> lets predent ur israel and im hammas warrior lets fake war
56:00 <Saemon> Thumi amar nunu khoa, onek mishti 
57:00 <beagle> predent ? whats that
57:00 <sillypawn> beagle you should visit french one day
57:00 <MrMark> visit french
58:00 <Saemon> sillypawn you are a boka choda 
58:00 <beagle> i would like to visit paris a few weeks one day
58:00 <sillypawn> François
58:00 <beagle> actually shimmon i might be able to next year
58:00 <beagle> dad wants to take me to new york or darwin
58:00 <beagle> i said how about new zealand
58:00 <beagle> if im game
58:00 <sillypawn> visit the country town perhaps
58:00 <beagle> hopefully no earthquakes
59:00 <sillypawn> paris would be dern expensive to afford
59:00 <BMO> beagle, just promise us you'll fly Malaysia Airlines PLEEEEEEEEEEASE
59:00 <beagle> yes cheaper than england tho
59:00 <beagle> tell ya auntie move to france
59:00 <sillypawn> england you can stay with me in london
59:00 <beagle> actually france is also bueautiful
59:00 <beagle> beautiful
59:00 <sillypawn> im going to go there next year
59:00 <beagle> london would be awesome , maybe, bit dangerous it can be
59:00 <sillypawn> i show you what i study
59:00 <beagle> i chat with a bloke or two in london ... on pal
00:00 <beagle> tourism and foods
00:00 <sillypawn> http://www.regents.ac.uk/study/postgraduate-study/programmes/ma-international-relations-international-non-governmental-relations.aspx
00:00 <couleurs> yes u 2 go 2 londen in plane crash 
01:00 <sillypawn> i wanna work in canada
01:00 <beagle> shimmon is aussie food available in miri or is it too expensive so why is there so much usa food
01:00 <beagle> with asian labels ?
01:00 <beagle> well they read both , right
01:00 <beagle> canada ... would cost arm n leg getting there
01:00 <beagle> ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
02:00 <sillypawn> miri is similar to australia
02:00 <sillypawn> thats why they built curtin campus
04:00 <beagle> its old but neat
04:00 <beagle> and i have no idea what net u used but it was very clear
04:00 <beagle> and smooth video
04:00 <BlackDevil> Arrest warrant issued for NorCal tuberculosis patient who refused treatment
05:00 <sillypawn> lenovo z510 i5
05:00 <sillypawn> ideapad
07:00 <beagle> tablet?
07:00 <beagle> laptop?
07:00 <sillypawn> The spheres of International Relations and International Non-Governmental Organisations (INGOs) are becoming increasingly closely linked as issues in global politics and world affairs are played out through the expanding work of the non-governmental sector. This programme allows you to complete a degree in these two complementary disciplines in less time that it would take to complete a 
07:00 <sillypawn> sequential degree in each area.
07:00 <sillypawn> i paid more money to miri than that
08:00 <sillypawn> fuck asia its suck
08:00 <beagle> some courses at tafe here in city are free
08:00 <beagle> including at adelaide tafe some it courses
08:00 <sillypawn> free for you not for me unless you marry me
08:00 <beagle> :P
09:00 <sillypawn> we do a gay chef course at the tafe together
09:00 <beagle> shimmon i think i might crash out in bed
09:00 <couleurs> i hate u guys
09:00 <beagle> been up for many hours , chat later skype if youre there ! cya there
09:00 <beagle> :P
09:00 <sillypawn> ok see ya later
09:00 <beagle> that would be fun lol
10:00 <beagle> clowning around like that
10:00 <sillypawn> nah rather work for the usa/canada govt
10:00 <sillypawn> as above
11:00 <sillypawn> beehhh all the way from america now in the arms n leg of norell the tranny
14:00 <TheRon> carn the crows
15:00 <couleurs> go da dees
15:00 <BM^MB> panda douche was hiding in here last night
15:00 <TheRon> go sydney fc
20:00 <couleurs> go melbourne fc
20:00 <TheRon> sydney fc beat west ham united
20:00 <TheRon> west ham must be shit
21:00 <couleurs> it's a dumb friendly/warm up... doesn't mean anything if you win or not
21:00 <TheRon> like arsenal getting beat?
21:00 <couleurs> yea
22:00 <slinky_J> fiona
22:00 <TheRon> c'mon, aussie aussie aussie and all that
22:00 <slinky_J> r u stayin this time
23:00 <TheRon> he wants in
23:00 <slinky_J> mmm i gotta find another movie to rewatch
23:00 <slinky_J> since cant dl any new ones till tomoz
23:00 <BlackDevil> i miss my mate panda
24:00 <slinky_J> Taken 2 :D
24:00 <BlackDevil> Taken 3
24:00 <TheRon> look at you stealing movies again
24:00 <panders> i back!
24:00 <BlackDevil> is coming out
24:00 <panders> 4 BlackDevil one sec
24:00 <panders> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtGt6kf8CZ4
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Taken 3 - Back to Normal: OFFICIAL TRAILER (Date not found) 3:33 - Category: Entertainment - 1,314,914 - 2,515 likes (75.5%), 815 dislikes (24.5%)
25:00 <panders> u seen this BlackDevil?
25:00 <BlackDevil> oh
25:00 <BlackDevil> shit
25:00 <BlackDevil> fake
25:00 <panders> ROFL
25:00 <panders> yer spoof trailer
25:00 <panders> so lolarious
25:00 <BlackDevil> there is a lot of them
25:00 <panders> YOUR PARKING SPOT IS ABOUT TO BE TAKEN
26:00 <TheRon> the crows better win today
26:00 <BlackDevil> so
26:00 <BlackDevil> i was watching this overwatch
26:00 <BlackDevil> hackers
27:00 <panders> oh fuck i got hacked in my game coz i was chattin
27:00 <panders> LOL
28:00 <panders> YOUR VIRGINITY IS ABOUT TO BE TAKEN
28:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz8rvhRO5Fo
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cyanide and Happiness - Return of the Purple Shirted Eye Stabber (Date not found) 2:15 - Category: Comedy - 1,170,955 - 44,439 likes (95.8%), 1,966 dislikes (4.2%)
29:00 <TheRiddler> just like scream 4
29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <panders> lmao
30:00 <panders> weinstein is pushing for scream 5
30:00 <panders> to finish it
30:00 <TheRon> ivan reitman he's a genius
30:00 <Mew> panders did u go to jail? 
31:00 <panders> no its sorted
31:00 <TheRon> he did not pass go, he did not collect $200
31:00 <Mew> lmao
32:00 <TheRon> did you name your supplier??
32:00 <panders> they were paid they r happy
32:00 <panders> do u like blues music TheRon?
32:00 <TheRon> not particularly
33:00 <panders> mmm
33:00 <TheRon> listening to foreigner at the moment
33:00 <panders> fk me i was up till almost 7am watching Into Darkness and chatting
33:00 <panders> what's foreigner?
33:00 <TheRon> an 80's band
34:00 <Mew> omg.
34:00 <panders> oer note to self dl that american remake of brit movie something darkness
34:00 <panders> oh k
34:00 <panders> genre?
34:00 <Mew> even I know who foreigner is
34:00 <TheRon> pop rock i guess
34:00 <Mew> and im 12
35:00 <panders> shrug
36:00 <panders> i cant know every band
36:00 <panders> im a song person neway
36:00 <TheRon> sure you can
37:00 <panders> lol
37:00 <panders> if i were that computer they built that one Jeopardy in America i would
37:00 <TheRon> what is a super computer
38:00 <couleurs> i'm a super computer
38:00 <TheRon> a reference to the game show called jeopardy
40:00 <couleurs> oi get out Fennec_Fox every1 h8s u
40:00 <TheRon> are we allowed to call him a pedo?
40:00 <couleurs> yes
40:00 <TheRon> i would never do that
41:00 <couleurs> aw no reply
44:00 <Matthew> so glad we almost made ittttt...
44:00 <Matthew> so sad they had to fadeee it...
44:00 <Matthew> everybody wants to rule the worlddd
44:00 <panders> lol TheRon
44:00 <TheRiddler> there's a cat in my room
44:00 <panders> WB FIONA
44:00 <Matthew> Hi Fiona
44:00 <Fiona> thanks panders
44:00 <Matthew> and also a hello to Debora
44:00 <panders> I'D LIKE U MORE IF UR NICK WAS PrincessBubblegum ;)
45:00 <TheRon> crows by 24 points
46:00 <Matthew> Collingwood by 7
46:00 <panders> TheRon if u watch that taken 3 trailer spoof ill love u forever
46:00 <panders> lols
46:00 <panders> I WAS BORN WITH A VERY SPECIAL SET OF SKILLS
46:00 <couleurs> go da dees
46:00 <TheRon> nothing suss
47:00 <panders> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtGt6kf8CZ4
47:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT65nwFPw6U#t=0m22s
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Taken 3 - Back to Normal: OFFICIAL TRAILER (Date not found) 3:33 - Category: Entertainment - 1,314,938 - 2,515 likes (75.5%), 815 dislikes (24.5%)
47:00 <panders> <3
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chinese bus accident: Driver flies out of the window on highway (Date not found) 1:40 - Category: Autos &amp; Vehicles - 87,612 - 46 likes (86.8%), 7 dislikes (13.2%)
47:00 <panders> pls
47:00 <panders> i wanna know what u think
47:00 <panders> coz ur hard to please lol
47:00 <TheRon> no!
48:00 <panders> :~(
48:00 <panders> okie
48:00 <TheRon> flock of seaguls - i ran
49:00 <TheRon> has picard ranted today
49:00 <couleurs> Awesome Crash !
55:00 <panders> BlackDevil http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taken_3
56:00 <panders> yay ur right!!!
56:00 <TheRon> tekken 3?
56:00 <panders> omigosh maggie grace is 30 mmm she so sexy
57:00 <panders> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maggie_Grace#mediaviewer/File:Maggie_Grace_2,_2012.jpg
57:00 <panders> mmmmmmmmmmmmm
57:00 <couleurs> Hahaha!!!!
58:00 <TheRon> is a league getting frank lampard?
59:00 <couleurs> yes, short term
59:00 <panders> wtf she was the hottie in FASTER
59:00 <couleurs> like david villa
59:00 <couleurs> before going to USA USA USA
59:00 <panders> USA
01:00 <couleurs> taken was good, taken 2 sucked... taken 3 will suck
01:00 <couleurs> right TheRon???
01:00 <TheRon> yes!
01:00 <panders> taken 2 is awesome
01:00 <TheRon> beer?
01:00 <couleurs> BEER
01:00 <panders> changes pace from the first
01:00 <MrMark> is there a taken 3
01:00 <panders> his fighting fits how tired he is
02:00 <panders> in production
02:00 <panders> taken 3 he's framed for murder
02:00 <TheRon> when is clive palmer the movie coming out?
02:00 <panders> clive palmer whos that again
02:00 <TheRon> serious?
03:00 <TheRon> you live under a rock?
03:00 <TheRon> some cave?
03:00 <panders> oh woops
03:00 <panders> yer him
04:00 <TheRon> heath franklin is the lead role
04:00 <panders> australian politics is a joke
04:00 <panders> american politics's more interesting
05:00 <fawks> kick offfffffffff]
05:00 <TheRon> go the other team
05:00 <TheRon> i loved st george in 1999
06:00 <panders> i hope liam neeson is immortal
07:00 <panders> <3
07:00 <TheRon> george hamilton is immortal
07:00 <panders> Famke
07:00 <panders> what a name for a chick huh
07:00 <Loof> there is sooo much weed in this bowl
08:00 <TheRon> at least it isnt fuckme
08:00 <panders> lol
08:00 <TheRon> imagine that one for a chick
08:00 <panders> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Famke_Janssen
08:00 <panders> had a thing for her since House On Haunted Hill
08:00 <panders> b4 she was in x men
08:00 <Loof> i'm so happy!
08:00 <Loof> it's sticky icky
08:00 <beagle> i bid on nintendo wii with everything
08:00 <beagle> 40 bucks
08:00 <beagle> cept games :/
08:00 <psYbR> too expensive
08:00 <beagle> bullshit
08:00 <psYbR> i got a ps3 just now for $20
09:00 <TheRon> kate beckinsale, i still would
09:00 <panders> oh hell yea n kate says her best feature is her vagina
09:00 <TheRon> it does tricks
09:00 <panders> lol
09:00 <beagle> burp.
09:00 <psYbR> the big old one that plays ps2 games
09:00 <beagle> yeah. not bad at all
09:00 <beagle> but i wanted nintendo wii
09:00 <psYbR> just put a 2tb drive in it
09:00 <beagle> lol i might get it too
09:00 <psYbR> doesn't like it though :/
09:00 <beagle> i laff as most time i dont 'buy it now' i get outbid.
09:00 <beagle> it wont, its a ps3
09:00 <beagle> 2tb is huge for that
09:00 <beagle> 500gb would do easy
10:00 <faux> damio do you know it's 3pm
10:00 <faux> lol
10:00 <TheRon> time for league
10:00 <damio> I am so confused
10:00 <Loof> just dropped the kids off at the pool
10:00 <faux> About what 
10:00 <beagle> wii u probably worse than original
11:00 <damio> when you people sleep
11:00 <faux> I literally just got on what are you talking about 
11:00 <faux> I slept in the morning..  It is currently the afternoon 
11:00 <panders> i wana drop the kids off at the pool already
11:00 <panders> n im sipping tea, not good
11:00 <TheRon> lay a cable?
11:00 <Loof> and i did a shit
11:00 <damio> aaah yep
11:00 <beagle> ive got 5 minutes before i know its mine
11:00 <beagle> i want it.
11:00 <beagle> sigh. gimme gimme
11:00 <beagle> this time lol
11:00 <beagle> i hardly ever win auctions
11:00 <beagle> im too stingy lol
12:00 <panders> tea make ur shit go hard
12:00 <faux> DUGAN
12:00 <TheRon> curry tonight
12:00 <faux> Gross
12:00 <TheRon> so hot it burns at both ends
12:00 <panders> yum curry
12:00 <faux> Yessss morris
12:00 <panders> ima b gettin curry too
12:00 <panders> gonna take away a red curry 
12:00 <TheRon> nice
12:00 <damio> famke actually does look like a tranny
12:00 <damio> I thought she really was on nip tuck
12:00 <beagle> i pay for it real soon too
12:00 <beagle> and its on way
12:00 <Skirmish> I got a brand new PS3 from BIGW for $150 and a 500GB drive for $59. 
12:00 <beagle> hopefully everything ... 100% working
12:00 <Skirmish> Half price PS3 500GB. 
12:00 <beagle> yeah ive had ps3, now im going wii
12:00 <beagle> i might get ps3 as well
12:00 <beagle> find one for me for next to nothing on ebay and ill buy it
12:00 <beagle> im feeling lazy
12:00 <beagle> i found the last one i bought from where u guys are , for 80 on ebay listed in a forum on facebook 
12:00 <beagle> it worked fine
13:00 <TheRon> vegetable biryani
13:00 <Fez> 1 word...
13:00 <Loof> i literally dropped 3 kg from the shit i just did
13:00 <panders> coz she old
13:00 <panders> lol
13:00 <Fez> Breasts!
13:00 <panders> lol loof
13:00 <panders> nice ron
13:00 <TheRon> you can a tranny, the top lip quivers when they speak
13:00 <TheRon> tell
13:00 <panders> in taken 3, if he is framed for murder right
13:00 <damio> lol
13:00 <beagle> but i hocked it and ... lost licence couldnt get it back , fuck fuck!!!
13:00 <beagle> :(
14:00 <panders> i wonder if he rings his own answering machine and tells himself he is about to be taken
14:00 <panders> and gets into an arguement with it
14:00 <panders> and tells it how he has a very special set of skills
14:00 <panders> and then he jerks off in a motel room for the next hour n a half'
15:00 <Fez> Doesnt happen
15:00 <panders> :(
15:00 <ShadowLurker> .
16:00 <panders> i hope it dun rain much today i wana good view of the sea later
16:00 <Loof> tampon hand me downs
17:00 <panders> this has to be the best trailer ive seen in years because it shows you nothing but tom hardy driving and i couldnt pick up on any real hints on what its about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdaofZfgV_Q
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LOCKE Official Trailer (2014) Tom Hardy [HD] (Date not found) 1:32 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 315,987 - 612 likes (95%), 32 dislikes (5%)
17:00 <panders> lol
18:00 <beagle> fuck. bidded on a ps3 in america and won
18:00 <beagle> is it going to work here  in aus
18:00 <beagle> dont say no dont say no
18:00 <Mew> lmao
18:00 <beagle> ill sell it back to united states lol
18:00 <Mew> how much was it
18:00 <beagle> well they didnt make it clear and i WAS logged into ebay.com.au fucken cunts
18:00 <beagle> 50
19:00 <beagle> someone outbid me on it
19:00 <beagle> please
19:00 <beagle> i dont have money to waste
19:00 <beagle> 50 is a carton of pale!
19:00 <beagle> :/
19:00 <beagle> someoe might
19:00 <beagle> but it works .... perhaps i just use ... er .... ummm ... its gonna be 110volts lol
19:00 <beagle> or they do both if im lucky
19:00 <ShadowLurker> you are a fucking moron
21:00 <beagle> i was outbid, yay
21:00 <beagle> lol i went YAY! and put arm up in air
21:00 <beagle> :)
21:00 <beagle> still winning on nintendo wii. ....
21:00 <Mew>  is the wii in america?
22:00 <beagle> i didnt win the wii either
22:00 <beagle> no its in victoria
22:00 <beagle> was
22:00 <ShadowLurker> in reality beagle's just sitting there looking at the ebay homepage imagining all the bids
23:00 <couleurs> Yer
23:00 <beagle> someone won it $1 more than my max bid how irritating
23:00 <beagle> i hate auctions
23:00 <beagle> i like the buy it now
23:00 <beagle> cheaper auctions yes but never i win
23:00 <ShadowLurker> bs
24:00 <beagle> people sniped me
24:00 <beagle> you know that cause it was 1 dollar more
24:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
24:00 <beagle> it was sniped, again, it always is.
24:00 <beagle> nope nothing , it was
24:00 <ShadowLurker> do you even know how ebay works
24:00 <beagle> how does your mother work
25:00 <beagle> i should bid 80
25:00 <beagle> then might won it
25:00 <beagle> too late, dammit
25:00 <ShadowLurker> you should an hero
26:00 <TheRon> Pour some sugar on me
26:00 <TheRon> Ooh, in the name of love
26:00 <TheRon> C'mon, fire me up
26:00 <couleurs> lol
28:00 <beagle> huh
28:00 <beagle> hero is my mother that brings me coffee and smokes
28:00 <beagle> and frozen crap meals that fill you up but cause more cancer than smokes
30:00 <TheRon> Sometimes when this place gets kind of empty
30:00 <TheRon> Sound of their breath fades with the light
30:00 <TheRon> I think about the loveless fascination
30:00 <TheRon> Under the Milky Way tonight  
30:00 <couleurs> oOoOoOoOo
31:00 <couleurs> gr8 song dat 1
31:00 <TheRon> ooh yeah
33:00 <couleurs> this 1 is good 2 
33:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWz0JC7afNQ
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Echo and the Bunnymen - The Killing Moon (Official Music Video) (Date not found) 5:11 - - 51,466 - 506 likes (97.5%), 13 dislikes (2.5%)
34:00 <Mew> donnie dickhole
34:00 <couleurs> yea!!!!!!
35:00 <Mew> danny dyers chocolate homunculus 
35:00 <Mew> no!!!!!!!!
35:00 <couleurs> mMmMmMmMm
35:00 <ShadowLurker> no you fucking gimp
35:00 <ShadowLurker> anhero as in kill yourself
36:00 <ShadowLurker> youre so dumb
37:00 <couleurs> ☆★TOPº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºEBAYERº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºTHANKSº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºA+º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºA+☆★	
37:00 <BlackDevil> ShadowLurker
37:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.imgur.com/XZ47fXH.gif
37:00 <ShadowLurker> you never learn do you
37:00 <BlackDevil> nope
38:00 <ShadowLurker> playing dumb to hide the fact youre actually dumb
38:00 <ShadowLurker> (y)
41:00 <faux> 18-0 
41:00 <TheRon> nice
41:00 <faux> 33rd minute 
41:00 <TheRon> did you see broncos v storm?
41:00 <faux> Nope
42:00 <TheRon> close game
42:00 <faux> I tipped melb though 
42:00 <faux> Phew
43:00 <faux> My tipping is blah this week
43:00 <faux> Sharks beat panthers.. 
44:00 <TheRon> ladder is so tight
45:00 <TheRiddler> toight like a toiger
51:00 <Loof> bb
53:00 <faux> 22-0 
53:00 <faux> Hald time
53:00 <faux> Half
54:00 <TheRon> over?
56:00 <Loof> ordering a projector today
56:00 <Loof> 150" of gaming goodness
57:00 <ShadowLurker> 2mm pixels ftw
57:00 <Loof> or if i project across the room longways 300"
57:00 <Loof> redic
58:00 <Loof> kills my 60" that got broken
58:00 <Loof> much lower input lag too :D
58:00 <Loof> no moving on the controller then waiting 10 minutes to move on screen like most people's tvs
00:00 <ShadowLurker> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
00:00 <ShadowLurker> not this shit again
01:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/ABfYg.jpg
02:00 <TheRon> carn the crows, end collingwoods season
02:00 <Doodle> can i be bothered washing the car
02:00 <TheRon> ah no peg!
02:00 <Doodle> lol
05:00 <TheRon> It's sitting by the overcoat,
05:00 <TheRon> The second shelf, the note she wrote
05:00 <TheRon> That I can't bring myself to throw away
05:00 <TheRon> And also  
05:00 <TheRiddler> you're as bad as pieter when he claims to have a 4k projector
06:00 <TheRiddler> just as clueless
07:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmm
07:00 <ShadowLurker> or beagle's laptop that had to be taken back
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol
07:00 <TheRiddler> bbl
07:00 <Loof> beer?
07:00 <Loof> gimme
07:00 <Loof> sun was out today
07:00 <Loof> all i could think of was beer
08:00 <Loof> but i resisted
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bourbon
08:00 <Loof> nice
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey bb
08:00 <Loof> jim beam?
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Cougar
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Cheap
08:00 <TheRiddler> n nasty
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh well
08:00 <TheRiddler> like cougars in real life
09:00 <Loof> anything would be good right now
09:00 <Loof> in the mood for it
09:00 <Loof> all i have is stupid weed
09:00 <simba> how many nasty cougars do u actually know TheRiddler
09:00 <Fez> Breasts
09:00 <Loof> cougars disgust theriddler
09:00 <Fez> Oh
09:00 <Loof> he likes em young
10:00 <Fez> Hi theron
10:00 <TheRon> hello
10:00 <TheRon> boobs!
10:00 <Loof> i wont say how young
10:00 <FredFlinstone> hello
11:00 <FredFlinstone> how the fuck are ya?
11:00 <Loof> but he just has that look and is perverted enough
11:00 <Loof> he
12:00 <doctor> j cats
12:00 <Loof> enough with the cats
12:00 <TheRon> go cats
12:00 <Loof> i want a tshirt that says that
13:00 <TheRon> One, two, princes kneel before you
13:00 <TheRon> (that's what I said, now)
13:00 <TheRon> Princes, Princes who adore you
13:00 <TheRon> (Just go ahead, now)  
13:00 <doctor> oops sorry
13:00 <TheRon> hello
13:00 <doctor> domo arigato
13:00 <Loof> and on the back of the shirt a bowl of dim sims with soy
14:00 <TheRon> i want a wet t shirt that shows breasts
14:00 <Fez> Just 1 shirt?
14:00 <TheRon> no, many
15:00 <TheRon> nick maxwell retired, thats a shame
15:00 <Loof> this place is dead
15:00 <doctor> poor loof
15:00 <TheRon> his asian gf not putting out?
17:00 <TheRiddler> this year alot of greats have retired
17:00 <TheRon> maxwell wasn't a great
18:00 <TheRon> maxwell was somewhere between shithouse and ordinary
18:00 <TheRiddler> if he was in any other team probably
18:00 <doctor> i think it possibly runs much deeper than that
18:00 <TheRon> are we taking bets on how many weeks vickery gets??
18:00 <TheRon> 4 weeks
19:00 <TheRon> matthew, your views on maxwell
19:00 <doctor> here you go TheRon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrk3eymLg8s
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Distant Sun by Crowded House (Oct 13, 2010) 3:50 - Category: Music - 134,896 - 392 likes (97.3%), 11 dislikes (2.7%)
19:00 <TheRon> nice
19:00 <TheRon> listening to icehouse - hey little girl
19:00 <doctor> nice
20:00 <Matthew> I'm glad his final game was an 11 goal loss to Essendon
20:00 <sillypawn> http://chaturbate.com/hotfairry/
20:00 <sillypawn> nice
20:00 <doctor> lol
20:00 <Mew> gr8 suvvern land
20:00 <TheRon> a community service announcement from sillypawn
21:00 <TheRon> shithouse ordinary or goos ordinary?
21:00 <TheRon> good
21:00 <Matthew> just genuinely ordinary
21:00 <sillypawn> lol
21:00 <Mew> wtf our friend was telling us about chaturbate the other day
21:00 <Mew> i thought id seen it somewhere before
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> Me
21:00 <Mew> he said he had to take a break from chaturbate because he nearly ripped his dick off from wanking so much
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am in there
21:00 <sillypawn> he seems aussie
21:00 <Mew> he is aussie lol
22:00 <TheRiddler> ordinary most areas except, his reading of the play and leadership skills
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am aussie
22:00 <sillypawn> british
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> I am hung
22:00 <Mew> l
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> And sore
22:00 <Mew> k
22:00 <TheRon> hung lo
22:00 <sillypawn> TheRon is thai
22:00 <Mew> sweet chaaariot
22:00 <sillypawn> hire her
23:00 <TheRon> how many turnovers did he give
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> I even did a cock pic
23:00 <Mew> TheRon is gangster from detroit
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Why am I on here
23:00 <Mew> compton ass Ron
23:00 <TheRon> damn straight
23:00 <doctor> chicken smells terrible when you cook it
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey ron
23:00 <TheRon> hello
24:00 <TheRon> the clanger king
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mew is panda still your friend
24:00 <TheRon> girls on film, girls on film
24:00 <Mew> nah hes dead omfgbbqhax 
24:00 <Mew> he passed away last night
24:00 <Mew> rip
24:00 <Mew> xoxo
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> Oh wow
25:00 <LiamNeeson> Your IRC is about to be
25:00 <LiamNeeson> TAKEN
25:00 <TheRon> they killed willy, i hate this new directors cut
25:00 <LiamNeeson> I don't know who you are or what you want but your nick is shit and I have a very special set of homosexual skills. I will find you on irc and I will cyber with you.
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> Did he do it online?
25:00 <TheRon> he's deadish
25:00 <Mew> yeah it was live on cam
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> I miss out on all the cool stuff
25:00 <TheRon> i thought pieter died online too??
25:00 <Mew> he was all "TYPE 1 IF U WANT ME TO KIK THE CHAIR HUHUHU"
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> Was it over hash oil mew?
25:00 <Mew> and everyone was all 1!!!!! 1111!!!!!
26:00 <LiamNeeson> Your weed is about to be TAKEN!
26:00 <slinky_J> by me!
26:00 <slinky_J> sup ronnie
26:00 <TheRon> She's a good girl, loves her mama
26:00 <TheRon> Loves Jesus and America too
26:00 <TheRon> She's a good girl, crazy 'bout Elvis  
26:00 <slinky_J> u wank today babes?
26:00 <TheRon> pieter's dealer found while he was jacking it online
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> I dont miss this place
26:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t31.0-8/10547933_10202844161638709_3420628937542485150_o.jpg
26:00 <Doodle> poot
26:00 <Mew> why would anyone miss this place lol
26:00 <Skirmish> I really like those wheels Doodle. 
27:00 <TheRon> georgie
27:00 <slinky_J> i did a crap that was like a reverse anal fucking
27:00 <TheRon> how many courics?
27:00 <slinky_J> what's a couric
27:00 <TheRon> look up couric and south park
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> I have a life now
27:00 <Doodle> want to buy them
27:00 <Mew> it cracks me up when people come on after like 10yrs and go "homg nuffins changed fuk u guyz"
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> Back with the ex
27:00 <Mew> like austnet really had high hopes of becoming this amazing chat network
27:00 <TheRon> my car goes faster than yours, it's a red one
27:00 <Mew> and theyre shocked it didnt turn out beautiful
27:00 <Mew> LOL
27:00 <Doodle> lol TheRon
27:00 <Doodle> it probably does, i drive like an old lady
28:00 <slinky_J> mmmmm no
28:00 <slinky_J> TO THE STUFFING MINES!
28:00 <Doodle> except when i'm doing skids
28:00 <psYbR> a thrilling read: http://www.airliners.net/aviation-forums/tech_ops/read.main/170548/
28:00 <TheRon> i drive like the frail bloke with glasses on the simpsons
28:00 <Doodle> hahaha
28:00 <Doodle> same
28:00 <Mew> 0.01kmph when entering or exiting driveways
28:00 <Doodle> i dont bother with driveways anymore Mew
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Ned flanders?
28:00 <Mew> aw
28:00 <Doodle> unless its my own or the servo
28:00 <TheRon> cars too low
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> Or the mole?
28:00 <Doodle> hans moleman
28:00 <TheRon> yeah the mole
29:00 <TheRon> randy marsh is the best tv character
29:00 <slinky_J> ohh
29:00 <Doodle> it could be lower
29:00 <Doodle> if the roads werent so shit
29:00 <TheRon> does sam newman come to the car shows up here?
29:00 <Doodle> dunno i dont go to car shows
30:00 <Doodle> fug lyf m8
30:00 <Mew> i went to a car show last year and up until then i didnt think we had hillbillies in australia 
30:00 <Mew> but we do and they all hang out together at car shows
31:00 <Mew> the ones that have utes and stuff
31:00 <Mew> with the big horns across the back window
31:00 <Mew> yeeeeeehawwwww
31:00 <Doodle> deni ute muster m8
31:00 <Mew> YOU BOYS LIKE MEEEEEXIIIICOOOOOO
31:00 <Doodle> some of my friends go to that
31:00 <Doodle> well
31:00 <Doodle> former friends
31:00 <Mew> do they get down with the hillbillies
32:00 <Matthew> how is there going to be peaceee... when there is no justiceee... oh noooooooo...
32:00 <Doodle> ever since they sold their decent cars and bought utes i've disowned them
32:00 <Doodle> they are hillbillies
32:00 <Mew> oh god
32:00 <TheRon> i like the sam newman quote from this weeks show, about bunjee jumping he said he "as scared as a white mouse in a tampon factory"
32:00 <Mew> i wonder what lures them into doing that
32:00 <Doodle> penises
32:00 <Doodle> theyre girls
32:00 <Mew> surely they cant see all those other dickheads and go i wanna b 1
32:00 <Mew> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
32:00 <Doodle> yeah
32:00 <Mew> cowboy buttsex
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <Mew> down for the D
32:00 <Doodle> thats the one
32:00 <Doodle> fireside bundy and banging
32:00 <Doodle> in the mud
32:00 <Doodle> like pigs
33:00 <Mew> i just scoffed lol
33:00 <Mew> that sounds horrendous
33:00 <Doodle> it sounds like my idea of hell
33:00 <TheRon> that and being have sex with their cousins
33:00 <Doodle> lol TheRon, you've been?
33:00 <TheRon> no!
33:00 <Mew> he totes has
33:00 <Mew> look at that face
33:00 <TheRon> i hate country music
33:00 <Doodle> just your cousin :P
33:00 <Mew> hes lying
33:00 <TheRon> and bundy
33:00 <Doodle> same
33:00 <Doodle> and whip aerials
33:00 <Doodle> and kenworth mudflaps
34:00 <Doodle> and vb dash mats
34:00 <Mew> looooooooool
34:00 <TheRon> a mate of mine used to live with some b&s chicks
34:00 <Mew> theyre all having CB radio orgies 
34:00 <Doodle> there is a huge fat chick round town with a b & s ute and a huge sticker on it saying some shit like RIDE A COWGIRL
34:00 <Doodle> she is like 4 cows let alone a cowgirl
34:00 <Mew> lmfao
35:00 <SeZz> excuse me. do talk about me like that
35:00 <Doodle> in all fairness
35:00 <Doodle> you could ride her
35:00 <TheRon> she'd be too big to be doing that
35:00 <Doodle> lol sezz
35:00 <Doodle> dont bash me
35:00 <SeZz> I like my big dirty bullbar and rm williams stickers ok
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> Hey sezz
35:00 <Doodle> hahahaha
35:00 <SeZz> and my tots that touch the ground
35:00 <SeZz> tits..
35:00 <Doodle> and steel side skirts on your wb ute
35:00 <SeZz> hi josh
35:00 <TheRon> i learnt how to clear a bar of b&s people
36:00 <SeZz> haha god
36:00 <Mew> 16 spot lights on the front
36:00 <Doodle> melissa tkautz?
36:00 <TheRon> put some metallica on the jukebox works everytime
36:00 <Doodle> i was close
36:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Melissa Tkautz - Read My Lips.mp3 (3.33MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:38)
36:00 <SeZz> pauls brother goss to those b&s things
36:00 <Mew> wham would probably do it too
36:00 <Doodle> 3 of my female friends go to them for the cock
36:00 <Doodle> the weird farmer cock
37:00 <TheRon> roosters?
37:00 <SeZz> yeah thats all theyre good for
37:00 <SeZz> get drunk. fuck
37:00 <Doodle> get run over in your tent
37:00 <Doodle> go to casualty
37:00 <SeZz> lolol
37:00 <TheRon> most of them don't bother with tents
37:00 <Doodle> yeah
37:00 <SeZz> get covered in paint
37:00 <Doodle> under the tarp m8
38:00 <TheRon> rootin' in the back of the ute
38:00 <sillypawn> i been used
38:00 <SeZz> .
38:00 <sillypawn> ,
38:00 <Doodle> !
38:00 <Mew> '
39:00 <sillypawn> ᇕ
39:00 <TheRon> 69
39:00 <Mew> i had sex in a ute once but it was a datsun so its okay
39:00 <Doodle> yeh
39:00 <TheRon> was there someone else there?
39:00 <Doodle> lol
39:00 <Doodle> just the rust
40:00 <beagle> and she complains about me eating honey sandwiches
40:00 <Mew> LOL
40:00 <SeZz> ...
40:00 <SeZz> what
40:00 <Doodle> now i'm hungry
41:00 <TheRon> fungry?
41:00 <Mew> trust me beagle the sound of me shoving part of a rusted door up my cunt would still sound better than the noise from you eating a honey sandwich
41:00 <Doodle> loooool
41:00 <Doodle> well, i was hungry
41:00 <TheRon> well
41:00 <Mew> hehehehe
41:00 <sillypawn> my summer course is not on offer for buscap and 2 lec clashes this sem damn 
41:00 <Doodle> which part Mew
41:00 <Doodle> they quarter light?
41:00 <Doodle> -y
41:00 <Doodle> window winder?
42:00 <Mew> oooh window winder
42:00 <sillypawn> ofcourse they are economic migrants
42:00 <Mew> that could be fun
42:00 <sillypawn> who isnt
42:00 <Doodle> lol
42:00 <Mew> i was just thinking like a jagged piece from the bottom of the door
42:00 <Mew> now im all excited
42:00 <Mew> stahp
42:00 <Doodle> hahaha
42:00 <Doodle> good grief
42:00 <Doodle> doesnt take much to get you going
42:00 <Mew> oh fuck
42:00 <slinky_J> oh fuck
42:00 <Mew> its all gone now
42:00 <Doodle> @mp3 East 17 - It's Alright.mp3 (4.29MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:41)
42:00 <slinky_J> it's been TAKEN
43:00 <SeZz> fucken fuckers
43:00 <Mew> shup ya nutta
43:00 <Doodle> what to have for dinner
43:00 <TheRon> slinky_J it's like that movie, alive!
43:00 <slinky_J> shup bad mutha
43:00 <Doodle> goose liver pate
43:00 <sillypawn> many thai hookers in the country
43:00 <slinky_J> we're, ALIVE!
43:00 <Doodle> spotted dick
43:00 <sillypawn> hookering for your money
43:00 <Doodle> toad in the hole
43:00 <Mew> shup bad fath.. o wait
44:00 <slinky_J> MINE
44:00 <slinky_J> justiiiiccceee
44:00 <slinky_J> lols 300 is lame but fun
44:00 <sillypawn> look for 40 jobs a day 365 days a year
44:00 <Doodle> welsh rarebit
44:00 <Mew> its not 40 jobs a day lmao
44:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10301284_803648723000173_1174613413541677149_n.jpg?oh=c69b19a01b1e908ad53dccc8e25c8798&oe=543B61CA&__gda__=1414559299_6bc3790a1b19624475c0830a2ba405b0
44:00 <sillypawn> why you want only two
44:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
44:00 <Mew> its 40 a month i think and from what i remember thats like the same as what newstart was anyway 
44:00 <Mew> 15-20 a fortnight
44:00 <slinky_J> i didnt mean it that way btw
44:00 <slinky_J> but yea
45:00 <slinky_J> LilDragonGirl r u a little person?
45:00 <Doodle> maybe soup
45:00 <Maurice> My fish is floating upside down..
45:00 <doctor> I'd rather be homeless 
45:00 <sillypawn> what about single mums they barely have enough on the menu
45:00 <Doodle> fish for dinner
45:00 <slinky_J> i defrosting fish
45:00 <sillypawn> most single mums are under 50
45:00 <TheRon> might make french onion soup tomorrow
45:00 <Maurice> Fish fingers for dinner
45:00 <Maurice> Oh snap
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <sillypawn> i've lost my appetite
45:00 <Doodle> fish mexicaine
45:00 <Mew> fuck that reminds me i have to put the roast in the oven now so its ready when benjina gets home
45:00 <TheRon> what could be fish fingers for tea?
46:00 <TheRon> They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
46:00 <TheRon> With a pink hotel, a boutique, and a swingin' hot spot
46:00 <sillypawn> thai asscreampie
46:00 <slinky_J> bee hornet for dinner mmm
46:00 <Maurice> Lolll
46:00 <Doodle> i want a roast
46:00 <Maurice> I actually have chicken teriyaki in the slow cooker
46:00 <Maurice> Slow cookering away
46:00 <Mew> cum geddit
46:00 <TheRon> on the bone?
46:00 <Doodle> i cant get on the ferry
46:00 <doctor> crumbs from the fish fingers from last night
46:00 <sillypawn> my genital been mutilated fgm
46:00 <Mew> you can so our friend did it in the same car
46:00 <Doodle> yeah mine is lowered
47:00 <slinky_J> sing a good fkn song christ sake
47:00 <slinky_J> LOVERRR LOVVERR LOVER
47:00 <slinky_J> YOU DONT TREAT ME NO GOOD NO MORE
47:00 <slinky_J> no shit bitch coz u caint cook!
47:00 <slinky_J> *slaps TheRon*
47:00 <TheRon> you don't know joni mitchell??
47:00 <slinky_J> nuh
47:00 <TheRon> trogladite
47:00 <slinky_J> i dont know shit that makes me want to suicide
47:00 <Doodle> I CANT GET ON IT OK
47:00 <Mew> they have a crane for lowered 350s
47:00 <Doodle> fuck off theyre not craning my car
47:00 <Mew> THEY HAVE A CRANE FOR YOU OMG
47:00 <Doodle> NO
47:00 <Mew> they use padded straps
47:00 <Doodle> i will not allow it
47:00 <Mew> you love padded straps
47:00 <Doodle> they will drop it
47:00 <TheRon> mew have you done it on a ferry??
48:00 <TheRon> rodney has to kick that
48:00 <TheRon> is that dangerfield's nickname?
48:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/TheMindUnleashed/photos/a.434569209933563.103142.432632306793920/726371424086672/?type=1&theater
48:00 <Mew> it gets lowered onto a giant cushion
48:00 <Mew> it wont matter if they drop it
48:00 <Doodle> i dont believe you
48:00 <Maurice> Its ok, they bubble wrap it first
48:00 <Mew> its like a helipad but its got a big Z on it
48:00 <Doodle> lol stop taking the piss
49:00 <slinky_J> now there's a guy that was only funny because he was so grotesque looking
49:00 <TheRon> he had some good jokes
49:00 <slinky_J> yep
49:00 <Mew> lol
49:00 <Doodle> OIIGHT?
49:00 <TheRon> how much is it to get your car to like new zealand or something?
49:00 <Mew> $5869
49:00 <Doodle> it cost me $500 to get a car from syd to here on a truck
49:00 <Doodle> so more than that
49:00 <Mew> just put it on an ocean truck
50:00 <slinky_J> but if it wasnt him delivering them i mean
50:00 <slinky_J> in caddy shack lolz
50:00 <TheRon> matthew what's dangerfield's nickname?
50:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Brian Ferry & Roxy Music - Love Is The Drug.mp3 (4.55MB 160kbps Joint Stereo 3:58)
50:00 <ShadowLurker> put the ocean on a truck
50:00 <Mew> a truck of the sea
50:00 <Mew> it can swim with the chickens
50:00 <Doodle> this is not getting me dinner
50:00 <TheRon> roxy music is underrated
50:00 <Doodle> indeed
50:00 <TheRon> james reyne - motor's too fast
51:00 <TheRon> fucking kick straight will you
51:00 <simba> its clangerfield
51:00 <simba> or dangermouse
51:00 <TheRon> so not rodney
51:00 <Mew> is that the guy from australian crawl
51:00 <TheRon> yes
51:00 <Mew> bens going to see him play next month
51:00 <TheRon> could be a good show
51:00 <sillypawn> so many illegal asian parlors in downunder are being legal in the country
51:00 <Mew> jah
52:00 <simba> he sux
52:00 <TheRon> simba who do you go for on a day like today?
52:00 <simba> no one
52:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10514699_10152315926468237_5709141100216545711_n.jpg?oh=8610799b74b10703335d2ce779c8951f&oe=54359C18&__gda__=1413060110_1b4f75cb695da379df65b519e1db61c9
52:00 <slinky_J> woah
52:00 <TheRon> but if you had to choose?
52:00 <slinky_J> and how to you achieve peas?
52:00 <slinky_J> WITH A KNIFE
52:00 <slinky_J> lolz
52:00 <simba> i cant!!!!!
52:00 <sillypawn> so if you bf cheats dont take the mickey outta me
52:00 <Mew> no happy endings!
52:00 <TheRon> i'm seeing the john waters glass onion show next month
52:00 <TheRon> john lennon
52:00 <Mew> wow whats that
52:00 <sillypawn> your palm wont feel it
52:00 <Mew> george glass's watery onion
53:00 <TheRon> sure you can
53:00 <simba> i dont have to
53:00 <slinky_J> its ok its OKAY
53:00 <TheRon> i hate collingwood with all of my being
53:00 <slinky_J> ur safe now Maggie Grace
53:00 <simba> i thought you hated the simpsons panda
53:00 <slinky_J> naw not hate
53:00 <simba> you always rage when people quote it now ur quoting it
53:00 <slinky_J> lol
53:00 <Fez> Breasts!
53:00 <TheRon> john waters puts on a liverpool accent, tells a few stories about john lennon and plays some songs
53:00 <sillypawn> men are more innocent
53:00 <TheRon> the guy out of offspring
53:00 <Mew> OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
53:00 <Mew> cool
54:00 <TheRon> i find kent brockman funny
54:00 <TheRon> same with reverend lovejoy
54:00 <simba> kenny brocklestein
54:00 <TheRon> actually the reverend is the funniest
54:00 <TheRon> seen it before but going again
54:00 <Mew> how much is it?
54:00 <sillypawn> the jury didnt wanna hear any of my verdict they delivered their own
54:00 <TheRon> 35 i think someone else is getting tickets
55:00 <TheRon> damn flanders!!
55:00 <Mew> i kinda wanna go see tom thumb but i dont really like cat empire so its not worth the money
55:00 <sillypawn> now im living just to see its end
55:00 <Mew> beehhh its definitely time for you to quit
55:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off beeehhhhhhhhhhhh
55:00 <ShadowLurker> you monga
55:00 <Mew> your future is better than ours!
56:00 <simba> broth sampton
56:00 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
56:00 <slinky_J> i was all like to mum
56:00 <slinky_J> no
56:00 <slinky_J> MY SHOWER WAS TAKEN
56:00 <slinky_J> n i kept doing it
56:00 <slinky_J> then hung up
56:00 <TheRon> his future has been on the shopfloor since december
56:00 <sillypawn> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJWtBhY5wwo
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: St. John's, Newfoundland and Labrador (Canada) - with Lonely Planet's Robert Reid (Date not found) 3:18 - Category: Travel &amp; Events - 35,654 - 127 likes (96.2%), 5 dislikes (3.8%)
57:00 <slinky_J> i go MY TIME HAS BEEN TAKEN *hangs up*
57:00 <simba> LMFAO
57:00 <slinky_J> lols
57:00 <TheRon> the guy just went to the bathroom, it's now OCCUPIED!
57:00 <slinky_J> sucka
57:00 <TheRon> I got a bad disease ,
57:00 <TheRon> Up from my brain is where I bleed .
57:00 <TheRon> In sanity it seems ,
57:00 <TheRon> Is got me by my soul to squeeze .  
58:00 <slinky_J> I love how Liam Neeson goes to his daughter "Your mother and I are about to be TAKEN. I'll call you."
58:00 <TheRon> mick molloy!!!
58:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <simba> liam taken
58:00 <TheRon> i think beehhh should be our immigration minister, makes as much sense maybe more
59:00 <TheRon> go9 crows
59:00 <TheRon> i tipped the crows by 4 goals
00:00 <TheRon> soul to squeeze is an awesome song
00:00 <TheRon> the pies look rattled
01:00 <sillypawn> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Em0mJumrlUI
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: PRINCE PURPLE RAIN (Nov 23, 2011) - Category: Entertainment - -
01:00 <sillypawn> i remember this song when it came out in 84
02:00 <simba> fuk
02:00 <TheRon> fuck?
02:00 <TheRon> even when the song came out is was dated
03:00 <simba> collingwood suck ass
03:00 <simba> some bad team is gonna ifnish 8th
03:00 <simba> maybe finishing 5th will be good
03:00 <TheRon> god damn it, it was about to goto sleep last when old school came on 
03:00 <simba> prob not
04:00 <TheRon> i actually want geelong to play the hawks in the first week of the finals
04:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0ahrsU3cCU
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Prince - Cream (Mar 24, 2010) - Category: Music - -
05:00 <TheRon> port would back themselves against freo in perth
05:00 <TheRon> one link in a chain reaction
06:00 <TheRon> i like food during sex
06:00 <TheRon> a nice antipasto
06:00 <TheRon> various cured meats
06:00 <sillypawn> mew wasnt even made in 84
07:00 <sillypawn> beagle stop doing flatulence with me
08:00 <TheRon> sillypawn is like sam kekovich
08:00 <TheRon> you know it makes sense
09:00 <TheRon> boobs!!
09:00 <ZebrasDontBounce> Lori has none P 
09:00 <ZebrasDontBounce> :P
09:00 <TheRon> damn
09:00 <Maurice> Sad state of affairs :(
09:00 <Fez> Lamb
10:00 <TheRon> the ukraine?
10:00 <TheRon> breasts!
10:00 <TheRon> alan jones?
10:00 <Fez> Yes pleaae
10:00 <Fez> Please*
11:00 <FredFlinstone> good shit Hawks beat Shitney
11:00 <FredFlinstone> back in melbourne :( lol
11:00 <Fez> Jones joneson
12:00 <slinky_J> daddy whats it gonna be like in the year two thousand
12:00 <Mew> omg
12:00 <Mew> beagle
12:00 <TheRon> amg?
12:00 <Mew> http://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/?i=m1d
13:00 <TheRon> 'Cause it's a bittersweet symphony,
13:00 <TheRon> this life
13:00 <TheRon> Try to make ends meet
13:00 <TheRon> You're a slave to money then you die  
13:00 <sillypawn> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lcjKtI5D5k
13:00 <TheRon> my life is a stereo, how loud does it go
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: EASEaCOLD Cold and Congestion Throat Lozenges TVC (Date not found) 0:31 - Category: Science &amp; Technology - 115 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
13:00 <Fez> 11?
14:00 <TheRon> i wanted sydney to win
14:00 <FredFlinstone> no way
14:00 <TheRon> so happy the crows are up
14:00 <FredFlinstone> and you know why I didnt
14:00 <FredFlinstone> who they playing?
14:00 <TheRon> collingshit
14:00 <slinky_J> my purprle helmet fwend
14:00 <FredFlinstone> oh good
14:00 <TheRon> all the way
14:00 <Fez> Oh. Wasnt a q
14:00 <Mew> that song is actually pretty accurate
14:00 <sillypawn> breathe in breathe out
14:00 <TheRon> neighbours boobs, nicola charles had the best boobs
15:00 <slinky_J> my friend and me
15:00 <slinky_J> looking in her red box of memories
15:00 <TheRon> geelong stays in second if swans win
15:00 <slinky_J> sorry im sure
15:00 <slinky_J> BUT LOVE SEEMS TO STICK TO THE THINGS WE KNOW
15:00 <slinky_J> sing that instead TheRon, much better song
15:00 <sillypawn> im gonna go for a long walk
15:00 <TheRon> madeline west a close second
15:00 <sillypawn> in a circle
15:00 <Mew> you better go find a short bridge ha ha ha ha ha
15:00 <Fez> Wheres saemen?
15:00 <TheRon> should i time the jiggling?
15:00 <TheRon> :)
16:00 <slinky_J> the verve sonnet
16:00 <TheRon> rooting in the back of the ute, rooting with the tailgate down, a couple of beers and a vegemite sandwich going rooting in the back of the ute
16:00 <TheRon> lucky man?
16:00 <Fez> Saemon wants to abuse me
16:00 <Fez> Should i let him?
16:00 <TheRon> he's harmless
17:00 <slinky_J> yea id root a man in the back of a ute
17:00 <Skirmish> Rooting in the back of a ute isn't all that exciting. 
17:00 <slinky_J> daniel radcliffe reow
17:00 <Skirmish> mozzies get you bad. 
17:00 <Fez> Yea he just wishing me cancer
17:00 <sillypawn> hes gone to eat his duck at burke st city bbq
17:00 <Mew> just put your hand on his head and watch him kick and punch the air
17:00 <Fez> And wants to fuck my family
17:00 <sillypawn> little burke st
17:00 <TheRon> all mouth
18:00 <TheRon> been to the odd b&s?
18:00 <Mew> tip his wheelchair over and watch him struggle like an upside down turtle
18:00 <Fez> Hehe
18:00 <Fez> Im not mean
18:00 <sillypawn> im wanna to go canada
18:00 <TheRon> i am i'll do it
18:00 <Fez> Saemon isnt blind
18:00 <Fez> Hecan see through my act
19:00 <faux> Watching the conjuring
19:00 <sillypawn> feelings are mitual
20:00 <faux> Omgz
20:00 <TheRon> 6 am day after Christmas
20:00 <TheRon> I throw some clothes on in the dark
20:00 <TheRon> The smell of cold
20:00 <TheRon> Car seat is freezing  
20:00 <Skirmish> faux: Is that a movie or a tv series?
20:00 <Fez> Is saemon banned?
20:00 <sillypawn> let the new commers try their luck some may will get through
20:00 <TheRon> in a town called malice
20:00 <sillypawn> banned from eating ducks
21:00 <TheRon> movie
21:00 <faux> Movi
21:00 <Skirmish> I am looking for new things to watch at the moment.  It's in between seasons of all the good shows
21:00 <faux> E
21:00 <ZebrasDontBounce> Skirmish: Get True Detective and Fargo 
21:00 <TheRon> been watching ww` docos
21:00 <Skirmish> Although there is a new series out called "You are the worst".  Get that and watch.  Very funny. 
21:00 <TheRon> ww1
21:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: Same.  
21:00 <sillypawn> i took your offer as an offence and let the enemy enter my door
22:00 <Skirmish> Fargo had me bored by episode 7. 
22:00 <TheRon> learning all about the battle of the somme and the battle of mons
22:00 <TheRon> is that code?
23:00 <TheRon> ww2 i kind of get, ww1 however
23:00 <Skirmish> What is there not to get about WW1? 
23:00 <Mew> beehhh srsly time to hit the x mate
24:00 <ZebrasDontBounce> did you watch the full season Skirmish or did you give it up like a bitch 
24:00 <TheRon> the futility, the reasons behind it etc
24:00 <Skirmish> It was boring, I stopped watching. 
24:00 <ZebrasDontBounce> keep going.. watch the last 3 episodes ya fuck. 
24:00 <Skirmish> My balls, your chin. 
24:00 <TheRon> i can see paradise by the dashboard light
25:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: Go to itunes and download Dan Carlin Hardcore History podcasts on WW1.  He's got 3 up at the moment. 
25:00 <TheRon> i'm learning that kaiser wilhelm was just as nuts as hitler
26:00 <Skirmish> He wasn't nuts as such ... he was a poor leader though.  Right up until just before the war all wargames held by Germany had the Kaiser's forces win. They had to stop letting him win in order to properly train their military. 
26:00 <Skirmish> 3 podcasts all 3 to 4 hrs each on WW1.  2 more to come.  Nobody explains history as well as Dan Carlin. 
26:00 <sillypawn> my balls are grown outside Mew
26:00 <TheRon> cancer?
26:00 <sillypawn> with hiv
27:00 <TheRon> my gf was a rat of tobruk
27:00 <TheRon> ambulance corps
27:00 <Mew> thats what you get for banging a tranny
27:00 <TheRon> cancer gives you access to medical marijuana
27:00 <Fez> Trannies need lovin too
27:00 <Fez> Hey beehhh
28:00 <TheRon> his kit bag was awesome, all the saws and shit
28:00 <Skirmish> I've read the book by Peter Fitzsimmons about Tobruk.
28:00 <TheRon> so do fat chicks
28:00 <Fez> Yea theyre ok
28:00 <sillypawn> medical weed are about to get legal
29:00 <TheRon> my gf captured a company of italians
29:00 <slinky_J> simba
29:00 <TheRon> mot so much captured as italians just gave up
29:00 <slinky_J> You have what it takes to be
29:00 <slinky_J> THE VOICE
29:00 <Skirmish> lol was going to say.  The Italians usually just gave up. 
29:00 <slinky_J> TheRon your pm is about to be TAKEN
29:00 <Fez> I got $5
29:00 <sillypawn> what about fat trannies?
29:00 <Fez> Ishould go to dominoes
29:00 <sillypawn> you prolly end up only getting a garlic bread with that
30:00 <TheRon> not so bad
30:00 <Matthew> home and awayyyyyyy
30:00 <slinky_J> AHAHAHAHAHA
30:00 <slinky_J> some chick named Fatima on tv
30:00 <slinky_J> o she dead :/
30:00 <TheRon> carn the crows
30:00 <slinky_J> gain 30 pounds when you die no lie she now supafatima
30:00 <slinky_J> :/
30:00 <Fez> No
30:00 <Mew> i think they do $4.95 pizzas now
30:00 <Fez> Cheap mondays
30:00 <Fez> What mew said
30:00 <sillypawn> 5bucks you can go to woolworths and buy 40 party fish fingers or party pies
30:00 <sillypawn> think again 
30:00 <Fez> Id have to cook
30:00 <Fez> U fool
31:00 <TheRon> ww1, the technology won
31:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: World War 1 was a clash between draconian military structure and planning vs new technology.  Barbed Wire was used for the first time in WW1 as a weapon. 
31:00 <Fez> And.. dominos is closer
31:00 <sillypawn> 4.95 impossible
31:00 <sillypawn> it was when i was in newport
31:00 <Fez> You are!
32:00 <TheRon> yep
32:00 <Skirmish> The french went into battle in WW1 with their cavalry looking EXACTLY THE SAME as when they rode for Napoleon. 
32:00 <Skirmish> That blew my mind. 
32:00 <sillypawn> http://oi57.tinypic.com/2nrhdsi.jpg
33:00 <TheRon> fucking walking across battlefields
33:00 <TheRon> machine guns and all
34:00 <TheRon> the tanks amazed me
34:00 <TheRon> so hot, the engine and the exhaust comes up through the tank
36:00 <faux> Omg
36:00 <Excessive> u know u can use somethin like this fo ur nets n buy watever sim fo it n set it up however u like, only that u can't run a server on the GSM network ....... https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/532356_3613570432527_962858421_n.jpg?oh=c041e26ae1f063995751ff79b2610258&oe=5457AAC1&__gda__=1414074854_886825192ecf20e5a24469d442b00020
37:00 <TheRon> yes?
37:00 <faux> Serenity 
37:00 <simba> why does love always feel like a battlefield (a battlefield) a battlefield (a battlefield) a battlefield
38:00 <TheRon> pat benatar
38:00 <faux> The clapping game 
38:00 <Matthew> GO ADELAIDE
38:00 <Matthew> a close win would be ideal
38:00 <couleurs> go da dees
38:00 <Matthew> Melbourne are shit.
38:00 <TheRon> eddie looks a bit down
38:00 <simba> Melbourne are one of the best teams in the comp
39:00 <simba> u dont know nething about AFL
39:00 <TheRon> NRL?
39:00 <simba> The Demons will rise
39:00 <Matthew> to 14th, yes
39:00 <TheRon> omaha somewhere in middle america
40:00 <simba> thats where u were with ur attorney
40:00 <simba> when the drugs started 2 take over....
40:00 <Matthew> Pies creeping back into this
40:00 <TheRon> thank christ
41:00 <TheRon> bs free kick
42:00 <TheRon> crows by 24
46:00 <TheRon> go crows
46:00 <simba> cum
46:00 <TheRon> you did?
47:00 <Fez> Oh
47:00 <Fez> Simbas banned
47:00 <TheRon> port better win
49:00 <slinky_J> Simbas Band
49:00 <slinky_J> thats my fav band
49:00 <TheRon> band of nrothers?
49:00 <TheRon> brothers
51:00 <sillypawn> my genital being mutilated =MGM
51:00 <slinky_J> Ahead in Nine News sillypawn's brain has been TAKEN
51:00 <sillypawn> i have holes in my brain
51:00 <slinky_J> time for THai TheRon
51:00 <slinky_J> im dlin iron man 3 and looper lol
51:00 <slinky_J> walked out of looper at the cinema
52:00 <slinky_J> i bring u back a thai woman
52:00 <sillypawn> what are you a PIMP
52:00 <sillypawn> im gonna study phd in politics at canada at toronto uni
52:00 <Bastardly_One> how
52:00 <TheRon> you ever pay for movies?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' enter key
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme try that again 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> how fucking nice was today?
53:00 <TheRon> barry white - the first the last my everyting
54:00 <TheRon> disease free?
54:00 <Skirmish> ... at canada at toronto uni.  I think you should work on your grammar first before getting into academic studies. 
54:00 <sillypawn> free for you
54:00 <slinky_J> i have over one hundred bluray films and hundreds of dvds
55:00 <TheRon> sugar pe honey bunch you know that i love you
55:00 <sillypawn> Skirmish: http://www.regents.ac.uk/study/postgraduate-study/programmes/ma-international-relations-international-non-governmental-relations.aspx
55:00 <TheRon> picard, teachers?
55:00 <slinky_J> it was pretty sweet b1
55:00 <TheRon> why does it always rain on me?
56:00 <sillypawn> he was taught as a precher
57:00 <sillypawn> Skirmish you should work on your behavior in not to talk with strangers, read my name first
57:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One is tna fucked?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ye
57:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXsEnha9Q94
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel - A.Ramrod (Date not found) 6:19 - Category: Music - 2,295 - 22 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
58:00 <TheRon> adam and the ants - stand and deliver
58:00 <Skirmish> sillypawn: And? 
58:00 <Picard> TheRon move on lad, enough is enough
58:00 <Picard> B1-not-here where the fuck is he?
59:00 <TheRon> i duno
59:00 <sillypawn> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lcjKtI5D5k
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: EASEaCOLD Cold and Congestion Throat Lozenges TVC (Date not found) 0:31 - Category: Science &amp; Technology - 115 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
59:00 <TheRon> he must've lft the nest
59:00 <Picard> TheRon check pm
00:00 <TheRon> that who i think it is?
00:00 <Picard> b1?
00:00 <TheRon> well yes
00:00 <Picard> looks like him
00:00 <TheRon> i dunno could be him
00:00 <Picard> he posted pics here a few days back
00:00 <sillypawn> i bet the local students would be angry in downunder cause they would have to pay the same as their international counterparts
00:00 <Bastardly_One> there's no room for you 'round here boy
00:00 <Bastardly_One> or your one club foot
01:00 <sillypawn> it wont  be a double whammy but more like the tripple whammy
02:00 <Skirmish> My course is part funded by the govt.  YAY for me. 
02:00 <Picard> pay your own way u reffo cunt
02:00 <TheRon> education in this country is fucked
02:00 <sillypawn> i wont pay ya sent you mongreals
03:00 <sillypawn> tamil tigers are quite lucky resettleing in straya
03:00 <Skirmish> They're not. 
03:00 <TheRon> how do you feel abot 127 assylum seekers being processed onshore?
03:00 <TheRon> huh?
04:00 <sillypawn> jealous
04:00 <sillypawn> cause your govt paid less attention to me who lived there 11 years and deported for seven years and still offshore
06:00 <sillypawn> melb was a great city back in 90's
06:00 <TheRon> asians?
07:00 <sillypawn> one could still recall the cold breeze over on south yarra going towards the beach smells like wine all over the roads i chapel street do anyone can recall this
07:00 <TheRon> thats when a spoke was a spoke and groving was grooving
08:00 <TheRon> sorry i've just run out of melbourne cliches
08:00 <sillypawn> your a dead corspe at alma rd cemetery
08:00 <sillypawn> nothing much the deads could do
08:00 <TheRon> captain cooks cottage?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> a smoke was a smoke
08:00 <TheRon> fair enough
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and groovin' was groovin'
08:00 <TheRon> my mistake
08:00 <slinky_J> i wana get high and argue with my mandarine tree
08:00 <slinky_J> WHY DO YOU HAVE FRUIT YO HOW DO U KNOW HOW?!
08:00 <TheRon> TNA got dropped by spike
09:00 <sillypawn> i was in williamstown for awhile
09:00 <sillypawn> naptime
09:00 <Skirmish> sillypawn: http://www.news.com.au/national/australias-asylum-seeker-deal-with-india-questioned-by-asylum-seeker-resource-centre-lawyer/story-fncynjr2-1227002353413
09:00 <Mew> slinky_J is your fridge running?
09:00 <slinky_J> is pacific rim a good film?
09:00 <TheRon> those tubes of avo last for ageds
09:00 <Serenity> hehehe rim
09:00 <slinky_J> ehehe
09:00 <slinky_J> i dlded cabin in the woods i hope its scaries
10:00 <TheRon> who is carlton losing to this week
10:00 <Mew> i love those squeezy avo tubes TheRon
10:00 <Mew> theyre so handy
10:00 <TheRon> so good
10:00 <Mew> they make the best guacamole 
10:00 <TheRon> avo goes off so easily
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm getting Serenity to ban you TheRon
10:00 <slinky_J> Mew the boyfriend you deserve just logged on!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> for saying that 
10:00 <slinky_J> ie beagle.
10:00 <TheRon> what
10:00 <slinky_J> aww <3
10:00 <Mew> yeah if i cut an avo in half and wrap it in the fridge it lasts like maybe 2 days
11:00 <Bastardly_One> who are we losing to this week
11:00 <Mew> the tubes are 5-7 days maybe longer
11:00 <Bastardly_One> cannae say that!
11:00 <beagle> lol 'boyfriend you deserve' sometimes i think about her and me like that pandas but i dont think that will happen
11:00 <Mew> and they do a spicy one too
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and omfgbbqhax sucks
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oh oops
11:00 <Bastardly_One> hi hax!
11:00 <TheRon> i got the seasoned one
11:00 <slinky_J> j
11:00 <Mew> nice 1 m8
11:00 <beagle> pandas i dont even know what mew looks like
11:00 <TheRon> don't you know girl you'll be a woman soon
11:00 <slinky_J> Your anal virginity is about to be TAKEN
11:00 <slinky_J> by me
11:00 <beagle> anal
12:00 <slinky_J> beagle can you look lucie in the face when ur fucking her?
12:00 <TheRon> but i'm so glad to be ALIVE!
13:00 <TheRon> you're my beautiful slightly autistic girl
13:00 <slinky_J> bunty bunty hunty cunty how does your minge hair grooww
13:00 <beagle> you are ?
13:00 <beagle> u sre
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> J I heard u died
14:00 <Skirmish> That's MR high functioning autistic to you! 
14:00 <TheRon> you can't hurry no you'll just have to wait
14:00 <beagle> roxette is getting back
14:00 <beagle> to their crap.
14:00 <TheRon> nice
14:00 <beagle> maybe a new song or two
14:00 <beagle> yeah maar and her julia or whatever her name is
14:00 <Mew> they say luv dont cum eezay
15:00 <TheRon> it's a game of give and take
15:00 <Mew> is that phil?
15:00 <Mew> the philster
15:00 <TheRon> yes!
16:00 <damio> lol
16:00 <damio> alma rd cemetry
16:00 <damio> that's my local
16:00 <TheRon> supremes originally
16:00 <Mew> our friend has phil tattooed on his arm
16:00 <TheRon> lucky phil
16:00 <Excessive> phil mccavity
17:00 <TheRon> lover lover you don't treat me no good no more
17:00 <TheRon> phil mccracken
17:00 <Fez> Mcvainy
17:00 <Fez> Phil mcvainy
17:00 <Mew> phil mckuntole 
17:00 <Fez> May i
17:00 <TheRon> no
17:00 <Fez> Oh
17:00 <Fez> Np
17:00 <Mew> phil macawk with jakawk 
18:00 <TheRon> phil ya vadge
18:00 <simba> phil mcgroin
18:00 <Excessive> exsqueezeme
18:00 <Fez> Phil mcglass
19:00 <Mew> phil mccooter
19:00 <beagle> i cried on paltalk in a massive room other day
19:00 <beagle> it was like they expected it
19:00 <Mew> lmfao
19:00 <beagle> i told them why at the time
19:00 <beagle> i bawled was really sad
20:00 <beagle> i woke up n thought 'wtf was i crying'
20:00 <Mew> did you see your song beagle?
20:00 <beagle> my song ?
20:00 <Mew> http://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/?i=m1d
20:00 <TheRon> mew are you bald?
20:00 <beagle> lol mew
20:00 <beagle> thanks for leading me to a dead end
20:00 <beagle> youre brilliant
20:00 <Mew> oh its gone hahaha
20:00 <Mew> i actually am at the moment TheRon fyi
21:00 <TheRon> excellent
21:00 <Fez> What was iran called before it was called iran?
21:00 <TheRon> hows the head?
21:00 <Fez> Irun?
21:00 <TheRon> persia
21:00 <Mew> BEAGLE
21:00 <Bastardly_One> was called a Flock of Seagulls
22:00 <Mew> here
22:00 <Mew> http://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/?i=v1h
22:00 <Mew> sorry
22:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCBASt507WA
22:00 <TheRon> inxs - new sensation
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bryan Adams - Run To You (Jun 16, 2009) 3:45 - Category: Music - 7,196,101 - 23,062 likes (98.4%), 383 dislikes (1.6%)
22:00 <TheRon> good song
23:00 <TheRon> this fire this fire this fire we lit it
23:00 <TheRon> mew, does it itch?
24:00 <Mew> nope ive got this wicked body wash scrub thing that i use 
24:00 <Kynetic> yeah
24:00 <TheRon> so not the odd scratch?
24:00 <Kynetic> its otherwise known as my beard
24:00 <Mew> not at all
24:00 <TheRon> is ben enough?
24:00 <Mew> LOL Kynetic 
25:00 <Mew> awww yeh
25:00 <Kynetic> Mew loves scrubbing away the dirt with it
25:00 <Kynetic> and she's a very.. very.. dirty girl.
25:00 <TheRon> oh i know
25:00 <TheRon> she's filthy
26:00 <TheRon> and ben cleans apparently
26:00 <Mew> aw you guise
26:00 <Excessive> and the dance takeoff ......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVB2IwiYKyU
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: En-Rage - Run To You (12'') (Jun 20, 2009) 5:46 - Category: Music - 44,959 - 169 likes (97.7%), 4 dislikes (2.3%)
26:00 <TheRon> no
27:00 <TheRon> ben gives her a really good seeing too
30:00 <slinky_J> [17:49] <beagle> i cried on paltalk in a massive room other day
30:00 <slinky_J> lol
30:00 <slinky_J> wtf
31:00 <TheRon> fuck collingwood
31:00 <couleurs> go da dees
31:00 <TheRon> will ther be a taken 4?
32:00 <slinky_J> in Taken 4 Neeson goes after the goats and villagers from the previous film
32:00 <TheRon> raping and pillaging?
34:00 <Picard> fucken
34:00 <TheRon> well we're living here in allentown
34:00 <Picard> ffs the block is on again
34:00 <Mew> looting and plundering?
34:00 <TheRon> that too
34:00 <Mew> when its raping and pillaging do they actually mean rape
34:00 <Mew> like sexy rape
34:00 <TheRon> in medieval times, yes
35:00 <TheRon> jesus
35:00 <Skirmish> Change the channel?
35:00 <Picard> what and watch x factor?
35:00 <TheRon> the voice?
35:00 <Picard> its on after the block TheRon
35:00 <Mew> wow
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd come to town 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> loot it 
35:00 <Mew> all of those godless jezebels
35:00 <Bastardly_One> rape all the women
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck off
35:00 <Mew> omg LOL
35:00 <Mew> thats badass
35:00 <TheRon> leave the odd seed
35:00 <Mew> blow on their curtains before you exit
36:00 <TheRon> damn'
36:00 <TheRon> masterchef?
36:00 <Picard> long wait until the mentalist
36:00 <Mew> lil sumfin for later luv
36:00 <TheRon> leave the taxi money on the table
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ this song 
36:00 <Mew> kick her teeth in and run
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the boy who lost his jokes at flinders st station
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lost his jocks
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
37:00 <damio> sbs2 just had a dancing indian midget
37:00 <couleurs> i love tv!!!!!!!!
37:00 <damio> you're all himbos
37:00 <TheRon> like always
37:00 <TheRon> your love keeps lifting me higher and higher
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the boy who lost his jocks at flinders st station
38:00 <Matthew> just completed a very relieving piss... ahh
38:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One you ever left your share of the taxi fare on the girls dresser?
38:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec8gSUm87D4
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: R.A.F. -- Just Take Me Higher (Extended Mix) (Date not found) 5:47 - Category: Music - 3,057 - 13 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
39:00 <Skirmish> Are they doing a new season of the mentalist?  I was led to believe that the last season was the finale. 
39:00 <TheRon> decided to go right back to the start on ncis
39:00 <Picard> new series
39:00 <TheRon> i bet mew's done it
40:00 <Picard> jane killed red john, now he works for the fbi
40:00 <Skirmish> Yeah that season has been and gone. 
40:00 <Skirmish> I've seen all of that already. 
40:00 <Picard> ok
40:00 <TheRon> angel is the centerfold
41:00 <Picard> im to lazy to download it
41:00 <Picard> brb gotta check the roast lamb
41:00 <Mew> http://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/?i=2im2
42:00 <TheRon> it's not unusaul to be loved by anyone
43:00 <TheRon> tom jones at this years afl grand final
43:00 <TheRon> not joking
44:00 <TheRon> carn the crows
45:00 <TheRon> which TNA talents should TNA nab?
45:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> you the Ron
45:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> :P
46:00 <TheRon> i know but other than that
46:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> mmm
46:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kzeqZYaO-I
46:00 <TheRon> bully ray?
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: R.T.Z. feat. Mistri - In The Name Of Love (Original Mix) (Date not found) 0 - Category: Music - 1,710 - 7 likes (87.5%), 1 dislikes (12.5%)
46:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> billy ray?
47:00 <TheRon> she don't use jellt or any of these, she uses vasoline
47:00 <TheRon> bs
47:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> billy ray of sunshine
47:00 <TheRon> matthew vockery, 4 weeks?
47:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> yeah hi Mattthe
47:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> yeah hi Mattthew
47:00 <Matthew> throw the book at him
47:00 <Roger48> billy ray of sperm
47:00 <TheRon> take away that it was cox
48:00 <TheRon> tell me travis cloke deserved the free
48:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> Theron had any beer today?
48:00 <TheRon> 4 seems reasonable
48:00 <TheRon> a little
48:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> cool
48:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> i had coffee
48:00 <Roger48> i had sperm
48:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> got 7 cans of vb
48:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> Roger48 eat an ovary
48:00 <Roger48> i love licking pussy
49:00 <Roger48> sucking on clit
49:00 <TheRon> jarrad waite how many does he get?
49:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> you love anything that sounds bad
49:00 <Roger48> i love penis
49:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> excatly
49:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> coffeeeeeeeee
49:00 <TheRon> why'd you have to mak it so complicated
49:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> hi The riddler
50:00 <Matthew> well well well!!!
50:00 <Matthew> my pre-game tip of "Collingwood by 7" is coming to fruition
50:00 <TheRon> not yet
50:00 <TheRon> collingwood suck
50:00 <Matthew> Collingwood have copped it unfairly for the last two weeks since the Essendon game for their performance
50:00 <Mew> omg romeo
50:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> hi Mew
50:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> :)
50:00 <Mew> hi romeo
50:00 <Mew> how are you today
50:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> very good
50:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> awake
50:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler can show you a massive penis
50:00 <Matthew> Roger48, you are absolutely vulgar. Please stop.
50:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> and still thinking
50:00 <Mew> omg Matthew hello
50:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> how are you?
51:00 <Matthew> facts are they were just outplayed by the better side who made them look very ordinary
51:00 <TheRon> adelaide?
51:00 <TheRon> so sad collingwood have dropped off
51:00 <Mew> gr8 thx i am also thinking
51:00 <Mew> and awake
51:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> cool
51:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> :)
51:00 <Matthew> hello to the exquisite Mew
51:00 <TheRon> let's not puch it
51:00 <TheRon> push
52:00 <Excessive> putsch
52:00 <Mew> putanesca
52:00 <TheRon> i saw mews boobs i think they're spectacular
52:00 <simba> <TheRon> Lindsay Lohan - Rumors
52:00 <TheRon> the clip?
52:00 <Matthew> I'm watching Neighbours, fyi
53:00 <simba> Gay!!!!!!!!!
53:00 <TheRon> anyone on neighbourds have size c's?
53:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> simba is gay now?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see how those AFP officers
53:00 <Matthew> your opinion is not noted
53:00 <simba> always
53:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> are in trouble for Lilly Allen's selfie?
53:00 <TheRon> i like c's
53:00 <simba> c\R\O\p\C\i\R\C.\e|S
53:00 <Bastardly_One> of her arrested at Gold Coast airport
53:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> =)
53:00 <TheRon> she gets them out on cue
54:00 <Matthew> HOW IS THERE GOING TO BE PEACE... WHEN THERE IS NO JUSTICEEE... oh nooooooooooooooo
54:00 <simba> hmmm lily allens selfie no no didnt keep up with that goss today sorry
54:00 <TheRon> ultravox - vienna
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, they're in trouble for going along with it 
54:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> weeeeeeeeeeeed
55:00 <TheRon> it means nothing to me
55:00 <Matthew> Lily Allen? lol ... so 2008
55:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> Theron what matters to you?
55:00 <TheRon> this means nothing to me, ohh vienna
55:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnP-b_IVdT0
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Void) - - -
55:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> Alright, Still
55:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> Album by Lily Allen
55:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> Play AlbumShare
55:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> 15Songs
56:00 <Matthew> Pies are home
56:00 <slinky_J> mm she fuckable
56:00 <beagle> someone wrote on paltalk in a room 'we think there is 1000 trails' i wrote 'but we got 1000 trolls' and left and the look on the face of this asian chick was priceless
56:00 <slinky_J> looks like a fish tho
56:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> TheRon what matters to you?
56:00 <TheRon> vienna
56:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> i c
56:00 <beagle> austria
56:00 <beagle> wottabooteet
56:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> do you like iced coffee The Ron?
56:00 <TheRon> no
56:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> ok
57:00 <Matthew> OK NOT
57:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> what do you like?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> beagle, stfu
57:00 <TheRon> wet t shirts with boobs
57:00 <beagle> i looked up what selfie is on facebook its when youre being yourself with your most meaningful expression if i am rite
57:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> ok ok
57:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> hi Jonesy
57:00 <Roger48> a selfie is when you take your own pic
57:00 <Roger48> you idiot
58:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> hi Doodle
58:00 <beagle> but ... what i said too.
58:00 <beagle> i know you guys are know it all fuck faced bitches. can you come back as a woman please
58:00 <damio> I'm giving gobbies at windsor station
58:00 <beagle> you ugly moronic bitch of a man.
58:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> hi damio
58:00 <TheRon> do you fuck on first dates, does your dad own a brewery
58:00 <damio> yo
58:00 <Roger48> get a job loser
58:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> hows ya day been?
59:00 <TheRon> beer
59:00 <damio> sleep
59:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> beeeeeeeeeeeer
59:00 <damio> only just woke up
59:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> ah ok
59:00 <damio> so
59:00 <simba> <beagle> i looked up what selfie is on facebook its when youre being yourself with your most meaningful expression if i am rite 
59:00 <simba> lol
59:00 <damio> it's been fantastic
59:00 <Roger48> you can get beer sperm from my cock if you suck it good
59:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> did you eat food yesterday?
59:00 <damio> yeah man
59:00 <damio> pasta
59:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> nice
59:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> :)
59:00 <Roger48> is simba the fat pidgeon feeding homo ?
00:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> 4:59
00:00 <simba> no
00:00 <simba> im ur worst nightmare
00:00 <Roger48> its you isnt it lol
00:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> simba do you wanna see my plant?
00:00 <Roger48> pidgeon boyt
00:00 <Bastardly_One> *pigeon
00:00 <Roger48> pidgeon
01:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> ...
01:00 <simba> yes show me a pldant
01:00 <Bastardly_One> *pigeon
01:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> :)
01:00 <simba> show me a selfie of u and the plant
01:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> yes
01:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> soon
01:00 <Roger48> i have a pic of me feeding pidgeons with my little brother
01:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> got it on my ipad
01:00 <Bastardly_One> *pigeons
01:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> pigs
01:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> seans
01:00 <simba> pidgs
01:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> hehe
02:00 <Roger48> i have a huge afro
02:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> u have no dick
02:00 <Roger48> i do, its just your arsehole is so loose
02:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB85-eHzsvM
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Falco's Beerdigung (Funeral) - Doku Part 1 (Oct 9, 2010) 8:01 - Category: Music - 71,488 - 126 likes (96.2%), 5 dislikes (3.8%)
02:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
03:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> VBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
03:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> V_b
03:00 <simba> lol
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03:00 <simba>            weed
03:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo>                simba
05:00 <Bastardly_One> weed
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I've had too much today 
05:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> smoking the matrix
05:00 <Bastardly_One> never thought I'd say that 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
05:00 <Bastardly_One> having another one 
05:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> have a beer instead maybe?
06:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> i want a doughnut
06:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> and 3 hookers
06:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> and a very big pizza
06:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> :)~~
06:00 <beagle> i was getting family size pizza for $13
06:00 <beagle> $12 even
06:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> ahh
06:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> cool
06:00 <beagle> yep fed our little army of housing trust folks easy
06:00 <Bastardly_One> get a pizza hut one for $4 romeo
06:00 <Bastardly_One> $5 rather
07:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> ahh
07:00 <Bastardly_One> they're $5 on Mon and Tue
07:00 <Bastardly_One> so the tv ad says
08:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Performed by Thundercat - Oh Sheit It's X.mp3 (8.72MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:31)
08:00 <Bastardly_One> gah!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> KLF (uh huh uh huh uh huh) KLF is gonna rock you
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ancients of voodoo!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> someone kill Me
09:00 <Bastardly_One> playing KLF should be illegal
09:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> _/quit serverside?
09:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> yeah need some guns and roses
10:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> or nick cave and the bad seeds
10:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> Madoona even
10:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> oops
10:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> Madonna even
10:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> ;)
10:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Madonna - Like a Virgin.mp3 (2.55MB 112kbps Joint Stereo 3:11)
10:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> :)
10:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECAQXIeqFRo
10:00 <Bastardly_One> hai Doodle
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Falco's Beerdigung (Funeral) - Doku Part 2 (Oct 9, 2010) 7:59 - Category: Music - 122,707 - 197 likes (99%), 2 dislikes (1%)
10:00 <Bastardly_One> make tomorrow like today thank you
10:00 <Doodle> sup g
11:00 <Doodle> if only
11:00 <Bastardly_One> fark orl and you?
11:00 <Doodle> i have to go to work tomorrow
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so nice today 
11:00 <Doodle> about to exercise
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I got a lot done
11:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> i can only talk in computerjagon
11:00 <Doodle> like a virgin
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I whittle believe it or not
11:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> i can only talk in computer jargon now
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and I did some whittling today that was cool
11:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> i don't know what beer i should drink first?
11:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> i only know questions
12:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> yep 7
12:00 <simba> the coldest one
12:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> 7 beers
12:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> ok ok
12:00 <Bastardly_One> hear about that couple that died in the car on Fri?
12:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> :)
12:00 <Doodle> yeah
12:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> no who was them?
12:00 <Doodle> silly
13:00 <Bastardly_One> a butane heater in a car 
13:00 <damio> idiots
13:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy was homeless and fucked if I know what she was doing
13:00 <damio> people die from stupidity all the time
13:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> damio do you ever do smart things?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps of people sleeping in their cars up here
13:00 <Doodle> i saw thew headline in the paper and i thought, darwin awards
13:00 <Doodle> poor cunts
13:00 <damio> not often romeo
13:00 <damio> lol
13:00 <simba> too many live with it
13:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> ok ok
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the way it's reported she sounded like a pretty cool person 
14:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> simba had any beer today?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... she must of been charging him by the hour
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon
14:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=753746521339207
14:00 <Doodle> o dear
14:00 <simba> negh
14:00 <simba> neg
14:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> ok
14:00 <Doodle> so not only is she fucked
14:00 <Bastardly_One> why else would she be out there in a car in the cold?
14:00 <Doodle> but she was fucked?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno that for a fact
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but makes ya wonder
15:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> simba have you watched any tv today?
15:00 <Doodle> maybe she just wanted him for his butane heater
15:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> i saw cheers and becker
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's know "secret" side road
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's *a known
15:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> 5:15
15:00 <beagle> won $11 on lotto
16:00 <beagle> lol ive won hundreds and i keep putting it back into games for divvy 1
16:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> beagle don't spend it all at once :P
16:00 <beagle> 45 dollars yesterday !
16:00 <beagle> more tickets, that is all that it is
16:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> beagle buy some raincoats
16:00 <TheRiddler> ...
16:00 <beagle> tho it was 45 dollars probbalby should taken THAT out.
16:00 <Bastardly_One> beagle, we don't care you gambling addicte alchoholic
16:00 <beagle> a;sdlkj;alsdjf;laksjdfl;jasdf
16:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
16:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> beagle are you attractive?
16:00 <beagle> sort of.
17:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> cool
17:00 <damio> lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a munter
17:00 <TheRiddler> ...
17:00 <beagle> nice eyes nice lips, nice bum.
17:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeD
17:00 <beagle> yes lets all get stoned
17:00 <beagle> and see who wins
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I already am
17:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> :)~~~~
17:00 <beagle> wins what lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're all still fucking annoying
17:00 <beagle> ajs;dlfkajsldjf;asdjf;lajsdf;ljasdf
17:00 <beagle> yeah well i annoyed i annoy
17:00 <beagle> dsal;fja;lsdjf;lakjs;dlfjasdf
17:00 <beagle> wheres bee
18:00 <TheRiddler> stop
18:00 <TheRiddler> pls
18:00 <beagle> bah or its listening to you i hear and type myself thinking
18:00 <TheRiddler> stahp
18:00 <beagle> haha im gonna go sleep
18:00 <TheRiddler> do it
18:00 <beagle> over talk shit for me. cya
20:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> _quit sexy zebras
20:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> sexy horns
20:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> horny horns
20:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> sexy Kebabs
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hey hey hey heeeeeeeey!
21:00 <Bastardly_One> all bound for mu mu laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
21:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> 5:21
22:00 <Reptile_> sup
22:00 <Excessive> shoosh kebab
22:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> i smoked all my weed
22:00 <Excessive> is wat the leb mother yells at her lil one
22:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> thank god i get more tommorow
22:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> anyone been to africa?
22:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> or new zealand?
22:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> im losing the plot
23:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> i wanna find more food
23:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> be back soon
23:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
24:00 <slinky_J> whut is wit ma net
24:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> cooking up some popcorn
24:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> wish i had some cookies
24:00 <slinky_J> nice
25:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> :)
25:00 <slinky_J> i got sum shapes
25:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> i know right
25:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> ahh sweet
25:00 <slinky_J> but im full
25:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> ok
26:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> simba what are you wearing?
26:00 <simba> im wearing stop asking me dumb questions
26:00 <simba> pls
26:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> ok
27:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> what are you up to tonight?
27:00 <simba> picken me nose
27:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> im getting drunk i hope
27:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> simba be nice
27:00 <simba> nothing tonight tbh studying
27:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> ok ok
27:00 <simba> eating pizza drinking beer smoking weed at ur house
28:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> lol
28:00 <simba> yea?
28:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> ok
28:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> sure
28:00 <simba> then sleepovers and cuddles?
28:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> i want some cash
28:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> i only cuddle hookers
28:00 <simba> c.r.e.a.m
28:00 <ShadowLurker> den buttsechs
29:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> hot
29:00 <ShadowLurker> simba you're looking a bit meloncollie..... head like a melon face like a collie
30:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> coffeeeee
30:00 <Excessive> cause .... I ... jus ..... type ...... liek ...... this
31:00 <beagle> just chatted with lucie
31:00 <beagle> she wanted tea bags
31:00 <beagle> i said come over if you want tobacco
31:00 <Bastardly_One> a tea bagging eh?
31:00 <beagle> and she follows and shuts the door
31:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> 12i smoke big blue buds like this
31:00 <beagle> shes getting less mad at me but still is
31:00 <slinky_J> y should she be mad with you
31:00 <beagle> either that or just she doesnt wanna think about any hassles in her life like i, where we had enough in the past n think it might even be too late
31:00 <slinky_J> dude she looks like an old croatian woman
31:00 <slinky_J> FINE.
32:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> anyone else find irc is a little 2 dimensional?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> can't be just alcohol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that beagle is definitely brain damaged
33:00 <slinky_J> yer
33:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> gotta maintain
34:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> family life is hard
35:00 <simba> meloncummy
35:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> man that popcorn was just the thing i need
35:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> man that popcorn was just the thing i needed
36:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> simba ever made a woman cum?
36:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> i made a woman blush
37:00 <simba> 4:1)
38:00 <Excessive> hehe, ping timeout at abt 7 somethin in the morn fo it bein on, but line disconnected
38:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSrCaX8ttuw
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jess Glynne - Right Here [Official Video] (Date not found) 3:48 - Category: Music - 1,865,419 - 9,507 likes (97.1%), 284 dislikes (2.9%)
38:00 <Excessive> yes optus
38:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> car sex
38:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> beer sex
38:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> man i am too stoned
38:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> too stoned
38:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> tooo stoned
38:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> i want thickshakes
39:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> i love food
40:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> hi Loof
41:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> :)
41:00 <\c\roP\c\Ircles_Romeo> --
41:00 <\alienated> beeeeer
41:00 <\alienated> i pass out too often
42:00 <slinky_J> :/
42:00 <\alienated> :\
42:00 <\alienated> garth?
42:00 <\alienated> o nevermind
42:00 <\alienated> i wanna get high again
43:00 <\alienated> fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooD
43:00 <damio> is anyone moderating this channel?
43:00 <damio> ever?
43:00 <Loof> yeah high people
43:00 <Loof> :P
43:00 <slinky_J> me
44:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/ESWDq.jpg
44:00 <TheRiddler> loof going to work
44:00 <Loof> hi alienated
45:00 <\alienated> o hi
45:00 <\alienated> :)
46:00 <\alienated> done much today?
46:00 <\alienated> im cooking dinner at the moment
46:00 <Loof> 5#1_5#
46:00 <\alienated> :D
47:00 <Loof> yeah done heaps today
47:00 <Excessive> 4$_$
47:00 <Loof> went and got an ounce
47:00 <Loof> :D
47:00 <\alienated> ah good stuff
47:00 <\alienated> ahh
47:00 <Loof> now i need beer or scotch
47:00 <\alienated> 12i smoke big blue buds like this
47:00 <Loof> nah jokes i got too much study for hangovers
47:00 <\alienated> i have 7 beers
47:00 <\alienated> ok ok
48:00 <\alienated> do you have silver ware at yours Loof?
48:00 <Loof> no ours are all plastic
48:00 <\alienated> ok ok
48:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
49:00 <Excessive> and ...........
49:00 <Excessive> [02:28] <Bastardly_One> difference is ... you and simple simon condone family sexual relations ----> http://pastebin.com/bYt1Uvma
49:00 <Loof> we dont even use toilet paper, cling wrap works just as good
49:00 <\alienated> Loof do you go to the library often?
49:00 <ShadowLurker> sucks to be you
49:00 <Loof> only to fornicate
49:00 <\alienated> ahaha
49:00 <\alienated> on books?
49:00 <Loof> yes them books be sexy yo
49:00 <\alienated> okay
50:00 <\alienated> 5:50
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you're 2hrs behind
50:00 <beagle> what is 'registration timeout' when connecting to austnet
50:00 <ShadowLurker> means youre too stupid
50:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
50:00 <beagle> welcome to ignore for eternity, ShadowLurker
51:00 <beagle> thank you for being a fuck head. 
51:00 <ShadowLurker> again
51:00 <Serenity> didnt you say that the other night
51:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/
51:00 <beagle> mirc bloody unignored him
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <Serenity> sure it did
51:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
51:00 <beagle> yeah.
51:00 <ShadowLurker> he's too stupid to work it
51:00 <Loof> why hasn't everyone got beagle on ignore?
51:00 <Serenity> you know what loo
51:00 <Serenity> loof
51:00 <Serenity> thats a good qustion
52:00 <ShadowLurker> why isnt beagle banned
52:00 <Loof> trust me do it
52:00 <Serenity> BECAUSE YOUR MUM
52:00 <Bastardly_One> why has Loof got everyone on ignore is also a question
52:00 <\alienated> Loof have you had any coffee today?
52:00 <slinky_J> [19:01] * beagle ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: )
52:00 <slinky_J> [19:01] <slinky_J> dude she looks like an old croatian woman
52:00 <ShadowLurker> why is Bastardly_One still awake
52:00 <ShadowLurker> isnt it past your bedtime
52:00 <Loof> had too much as usual romeo
52:00 <Serenity> and thats when i said to Maurice i dont think its a good idea to put that carrot there
52:00 <\alienated> ahh okay
52:00 <slinky_J> i was talking about lucie
52:00 <slinky_J> beagle
52:00 <Bastardly_One> no I had a grandpa nap
52:00 <beagle> i need 1
52:00 <Maurice> Turns out, she was right :/
52:00 <Serenity> i asked beagle about lucie on skype
53:00 <Serenity> hes like
53:00 <Serenity> FUCK HER fucken fucked bitch slut fuck
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh guess what I saw today?
53:00 <Serenity> lol..
53:00 <Loof> brb pasta cooked
53:00 <ShadowLurker> yourself
53:00 <Bastardly_One> these like 1cm Mario figures
53:00 <beagle> stop on about lucie. she knows i like her. she just drives me crazy!
53:00 <Serenity> i thought she was your gf
53:00 <slinky_J> how can you like her
53:00 <Bastardly_One> come in packs of three and they're pretty funky
53:00 <slinky_J> she looks like an old croatian woman
53:00 <beagle> i thought this and that was i right or wrong
53:00 <slinky_J> pls dont have kids with her
53:00 <Serenity> [5:53pm] <slinky_J> she looks like an old croatian woman - HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
54:00 <Serenity> AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
54:00 <Serenity> HAAAAAAAAAAA
54:00 <slinky_J> lololololol!!!
54:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/h7zl1.jpg
54:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/0RaaA.jpg
54:00 <Bastardly_One> so he has an edipus complex?
54:00 <slinky_J> sezz i dare u to watch the most horrific horror ever
54:00 <slinky_J> well its gore
54:00 <Bastardly_One> old croation woman would be his mum riht?
54:00 <slinky_J> torture porn film to end all torture porn
54:00 <Bastardly_One> *right
55:00 <Matthew> SUSPENSE
55:00 <Serenity> whats it called
55:00 <slinky_J> one se
55:00 <slinky_J> sec
55:00 <slinky_J> lol its been banned
55:00 <Serenity> i watched the evil dead remake today
56:00 <Bastardly_One> seen I Spit on Your Grave?
56:00 <slinky_J> Grotesque
56:00 <Serenity> yes
56:00 <slinky_J> its japanese
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and those of that ilk from the 70s?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> they're not that bad are they?
56:00 <Serenity> ill have a look when i get back
56:00 <Serenity> need to go to the shops
56:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno wht all the fuss was about
56:00 <slinky_J> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grotesque_(2009_film)
56:00 <slinky_J> i wont dl it cause im afraid
57:00 <Picard> hrrmmm
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Smoke  with Harvey Kietel
57:00 <Bastardly_One> great dialogue movie
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Smoke 2 is complete shit
57:00 <slinky_J> sweet ill check it out
58:00 <Picard> who won?
58:00 <slinky_J> blood and wine
58:00 <slinky_J> or some shit with him in it was ace
59:00 <Lish> Oh no
59:00 <Lish> It's tard
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Bad Lt
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that was good too
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't spell luitenet
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but Smoke is ... shit 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> 90 something
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he runs a corner store
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's it 
00:00 <Skirmish> It's 8 o'clock
00:00 <slinky_J> yeah ive seen it yonks ago but dont remember it
01:00 <Picard> Lish how is he?
01:00 <Picard> Matthew who won he footy?
01:00 <Picard> the*
01:00 <Lish> He's goood
02:00 <damio> out of jail yet?
02:00 <Picard> u havnt killed him yet?
02:00 <TheRiddler> this sounds no different than saw
03:00 <TheRiddler> *that movie
03:00 <Lish> Tea timeeeeeee
03:00 <TheRiddler> just the sexual tones probably got it banned
03:00 <TheRiddler> what's for tea Lish?
04:00 <Picard> lol @ collingwood
04:00 <Lish> Not yet 
04:00 <Lish> I'm nice
04:00 <Picard> lol
04:00 <Lish> Chicken breast, mashed potato and peas
05:00 <Picard> says u
05:00 <Picard> :)
05:00 <ShadowLurker> and dick
06:00 <simba> <Bastardly_One> simba - yes
06:00 <Bastardly_One> way late now 
06:00 <Lish> Nope no dick
06:00 <Bastardly_One> was a crap song link I'm over again now 
07:00 <simba> Ahhhh.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> My dinner sounds like you could break windows with it 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> tasty though
07:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 hard pastried potato pasties
07:00 <Lish> What is it
07:00 <ShadowLurker> poop pastries
07:00 <Lish> Potato pasties?
07:00 <Lish> I've never had that before
08:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't had a pastie that just has basically meat and potato and a bit of onion?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> not lived until you had a bland old English style pastie
09:00 <Bastardly_One> for an asian bakery he makes them perfect
09:00 <Bastardly_One> nice rich pies too
09:00 <Lish> Nup
09:00 <Lish> Never tried that
11:00 <Bastardly_One> pasties are great "junk food"
11:00 <Lish> Yeah true
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think they're that junk foodish though
12:00 <Matthew> good evening to the divine Serenity
12:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/nkzBV.jpg
12:00 <TheRiddler> just driving my car
13:00 <Fez> Lol
14:00 <Picard> oh good lord
14:00 <Picard> why would we name a war "the great war" 
15:00 <Picard> no war is great
15:00 <Picard> no one wins in war
15:00 <Bastardly_One> phew!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> let's hope he forgets about irc 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> romeo that is 
15:00 <TheRiddler> yes
16:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kzAmx6PbQo
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Oliver Heldens and Becky Hill - Gecko (Overdrive) [Official Video] (Date not found) - Category: Music - -
16:00 <Picard> Excessive how are you tonight?
16:00 <ZebrasDontBounce> http://www.perthnow.com.au/technology/illegal-downloading-in-governments-sights-as-online-copyright-infringement-discussion-paper-takes-aim-at-consumers-isps/story-fnjwnvrw-1227004467973
16:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/7Moi4.jpg
17:00 <Excessive> muchly very gd thnx n urself?
18:00 <matrix> evening all
20:00 <Skirmish> Picard: It's called "The Great War" because it was the first world war.  No war previous to this had been on such a scale.  Hence, the "GREAT" war.  You're not seeing it from the correct context of the word great. 
20:00 <Matthew> Picard never sees anything in the correct context... only the one lens he has that turns everything into a negative
20:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/99uuV.jpg
21:00 <Picard> Matthew can you give me a positive from any war?
21:00 <Skirmish> There are many positives that have come from war. 
21:00 <Skirmish> Medical science has never advanced at such speed as it did during war time. 
21:00 <Excessive> violence can be used fo gd
22:00 <matrix> The "great war" was meant to be the war to end all wars
22:00 <matrix> Great doesn't always mean good
22:00 <Skirmish> matrix: That was the view ... although it's geo-political results and grudges led directly into world war II. 
22:00 <Skirmish> Which led directly into the cold war. 
22:00 <Picard> lol
24:00 <Skirmish> Again ... if you want to genuinely learn about history, I cannot urge you to listen to Dan Carlin Hardcore History podcasts enough. 
25:00 <Matthew> Picard, the great big cock on your head is getting in the way of intelligent discussion again
25:00 <Skirmish> www.dancarlin.com
25:00 <Picard> Matthew always so negative
25:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKGy-CYIJPM
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dizzy Wright - Everywhere I Go (Official Video) (Date not found) 3:54 - Category: Music - 853,235 - 9,382 likes (97.3%), 257 dislikes (2.7%)
25:00 <matrix> Hi a Ness
26:00 <Skirmish> If you also want to learn more about the political and cultural issues facing america right now from an external perspective listen to his "Common sense" podcasts too. 
26:00 <Matthew> Picard always so fat and bald
26:00 <Picard> Skirmish im not that interested in america
26:00 <Skirmish> You should be. 
26:00 <Picard> Matthew also so fucking gay
26:00 <Skirmish> Our current liberal govt is trying to put us on track to match their system. 
26:00 <Matthew> OH GOD... oh no!!! WHAT A HORRIBLE THING TO SAY TO ME
26:00 <Picard> Skirmish i think we are to americanised now
26:00 <Matthew> my life CANNOT GO ON !!!
26:00 <ness> hi
26:00 <matrix> How ya doing
27:00 <Picard> good,suicide u stupid cunt
27:00 <Matthew> LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
27:00 <Matthew> winner winner :>
27:00 <Picard> now fuck off and dont talk to me, im not interested in your shit tonight
27:00 <Dutaun> g'day folks, how's it going down in Melbourne?
27:00 <Matthew> bahahahahahahahahaha
27:00 <Skirmish> We are influenced culturally now.  Our government wants to adopt their system though.  God help us all if the movement to cede from the Commonwealth got up and we became a Republic. 
27:00 <Dutaun> hope the weather's good down there
28:00 <Matthew> oh yes... lovely...
28:00 <Dutaun> that's good to hear mate
28:00 <Picard> Skirmish im not a fan of the monarchy or a republic
28:00 <Matthew> you're not a fan of anything... let's get this straight right now
28:00 <Matthew> gays
28:00 <Matthew> lesbians
28:00 <slinky_J> ness my love
28:00 <Serenity> damio heres a tip .. friend. if you want to join the trolls from those channels you will quickly find yourself banned from here
29:00 <Matthew> monarchies
29:00 <Dutaun> feeling a bit lonely I am tonight, having some bundy and coke in my room
29:00 <Matthew> republics
29:00 <Matthew> etc etc etc
29:00 <Skirmish> Politicians charging for their time is a scary direction to head in.  It basically says to you, the voter, that unless you have some cash to get my attention, it makes no difference what you BELIEVE you I stand for ... because I will always act in the interest of big money.  THAT is the american system. 
29:00 <Picard> can someone remove Matthew he is obviously abating
29:00 <Picard> -a
29:00 <Skirmish> Picard: What do you see in Australia's future then?  Communism?  Large hippy commune? 
29:00 <Matthew> oh yes... says King Fucktard with his anti-teacher & anti-gay rants over the last week
29:00 <Matthew> but yes... "obviously abating" LOL
29:00 <Doodle> heres a tip sezz
29:00 <Doodle> (_(_)XXXXXXXD~~
29:00 <Serenity> :o
29:00 <Serenity> !
29:00 <Doodle> ^_^
30:00 <Dutaun> any one here been to brisbane or come up here often?
30:00 <Picard> Skirmish did u see the dinner napthine is having where it is $10k a person to attend
30:00 <Skirmish> No.  It does not surprise me though. 
30:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish im happy as we are, just because im not a fan of either option mentioned doesnt mean i want change
31:00 <Skirmish> That is a stupid stance.  "I don't like our current position, but I don't want change either". 
31:00 <Picard> i didnt say that
31:00 <Skirmish> Stop breathing through your mouth and think. 
31:00 <Matthew> you're dealing with a stupid person...
31:00 <Picard> i said im not a fan on the monarchy, or republic
31:00 <Serenity> [5:56pm] <Bastardly_One> and those of that ilk from the 70s?
31:00 <Serenity> [5:56pm] <Bastardly_One> they're not that bad are they?
31:00 <Serenity> [5:56pm] <Serenity> ill have a look when i get back
31:00 <Serenity> [5:56pm] <Serenity> need to go to the shops
31:00 <Serenity> [5:56pm] <Bastardly_One> dunno wht all the fuss was about
31:00 <Serenity> you're judging them from a modern standpoint. it was nearly 40 years ago things were different
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yes?
31:00 <Lish> I need chocolate
31:00 <Doodle> that conversation was nearly 40 years ago
32:00 <Dutaun> why are you guys hating on each other? I'm just looking for someone to chat to, maybe share a drink with
32:00 <Skirmish> How isn't that saying that you're not happy with our current system?  Then you clearly said "doesn't mean I want change". 
32:00 <Skirmish> Dutaun: No hate, this is an intellectual debate.  Picard just isn't adequately armed to be engaging in it. 
32:00 <Picard> Dutaun it happens whenever Matthew is here, he is such a negative person
32:00 <Matthew> LOLLLLLLLLLLLL here he goes
32:00 <Matthew> I win. all over.
32:00 <Matthew> as usual
33:00 <Dutaun> he seems like it, Picard. Are you a trekkie too? I love star trek
33:00 <Picard> not a trekkie, i just liked Picard
33:00 <Dutaun> Matthew, mate, just have a bundy and coke with me
33:00 <Skirmish> Bundy Rum on tap.  God I loved that stuff. 
33:00 <Dutaun> oath mate
34:00 <Skirmish> "No sir, we are only allowed to serve that in middy glasses" 
34:00 <Picard> Skirmish i think our electoral system is fine, i should have said im not a fan of the royal family
34:00 <Skirmish> FUCK OFF!  I WILL PAY EXTRA!  I WANT SCHOONERS OF THAT SHIT!!!!!
34:00 <Dutaun> nah fuck that, i;ll shove me mouth under the tap thanks
35:00 <Dutaun> Matthew: do you like bundy and coke?
35:00 <Picard> lol
36:00 <Dutaun> I'll buy you one, you can have a few with me, I like to share the cheer around
36:00 <Picard> Dutaun he will turn on you, he doesnt have a sense of humour
36:00 <Dutaun> crash back at my place if you'd like too, I got a few fold out couches and my bed is a king
36:00 <Bastardly_One> in  Beaufort
36:00 <Serenity> oh oh and those scrunchy socks with boots??
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet she was going on a date to ararat
36:00 <Doodle> thats so hot sarah
36:00 <damio> it's a funny story isn;t it lish
36:00 <Serenity> i know
37:00 <Picard> lol
37:00 <Dutaun> i'm a jolly kind of fellow you know?
37:00 <Serenity> with shorts that come to my belly button
37:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Spin Doctors - Two Princes.mp3 (3.92MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:17)
37:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mSmjoND6CY
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Everywhere I Go - Amy Grant (Dec 17, 2010) 4:03 - Category: Music - 75,712 - 340 likes (99.4%), 2 dislikes (0.6%)
37:00 <Serenity> :o
37:00 <Doodle> dont pretend you dont like it
37:00 <Serenity> oh i do
37:00 <Doodle> pre00wwww
38:00 <damio> royal family: #1 dole bludgers
38:00 <Dutaun> too bloody right they are
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Amy Grant?
39:00 <Dutaun> sick of them getting my tax money I say
39:00 <Skirmish> The monarchy have no influence over our nation.  I am fine to keep them.  It's a link to our heritage. 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> if this was my channel you'd be perm banned
39:00 <simba> congratulations, you are now legendary!
39:00 <Serenity> but alas
39:00 <Serenity> it isnt
39:00 <Doodle> mm butter
40:00 <Dutaun> mate our heritage is our native people
40:00 <Picard> they invaded australia
40:00 <Doodle> nobody gets your tax money because as soon as you pay tax, it's not yours
40:00 <Bastardly_One> can we like add Me to 150 for a min?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll do it for you 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
40:00 <Bastardly_One> awwww
40:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me off if I cap myself 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm being bad arse wankbag elsewhere
41:00 <Picard> lol Doodle
41:00 <Picard> great logic
41:00 <Doodle> invaded liberated whatever
41:00 <Dutaun> it's my tax doodle, just because you're a dole bludger, get a job mate
41:00 <Dutaun> go pick some bloody fruit or something
41:00 <Skirmish> I believe our native people have spent 200+ years fabricating a culture in order to get sympathy and recognition as more than they actually were. 
41:00 <Doodle> i have a job
41:00 <Doodle> your 'tax' pays my wages
41:00 <Bastardly_One> legendary in what by the way?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh and GTA fucking lied
41:00 <Bastardly_One> told me I could get something at 65
41:00 <Lish> Someone go get my blackberry from my bedroom 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and I can't until 80 now 
41:00 <Lish> Pleaseeeeee
41:00 <Doodle> what rank are you now
41:00 <Lish> I'm too lazy to get up
41:00 <Bastardly_One> 65
41:00 <Bastardly_One> too lazy to play too often
41:00 <Doodle> oo i passed you
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but when I do I level quick 
42:00 <Skirmish> I believe in Terra Nulius. 
42:00 <Picard> i think if the natives still had this place we would be living in a bark hut eating emu
42:00 <Skirmish> I believe the mabo decision was a guilt trip and not a true reflection of history. 
42:00 <Picard> fuck the cunts i say 
42:00 <simba> at da penalties
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I do most alone
42:00 <simba> what level is Doodle?
42:00 <Doodle> 68
42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh nice
42:00 <simba> b1 didnt accept my CREW INVITE
42:00 <Bastardly_One> did I get it?
42:00 <Doodle> yeah my mate didnt accept my invite to DA KILLA WEED CREW
42:00 <Bastardly_One> what crew?
42:00 <simba> DKWC ?
43:00 <Dutaun> no respect, you people have
43:00 <Dutaun> I'm proud of my native heritage, it's a wonderful thing
43:00 <Picard> https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/24559680/work-for-dole-for-all-jobseekers/
43:00 <Doodle> cos of all the freebies you get
43:00 <Doodle> i
43:00 <Picard> lollllllllllllllll
43:00 <Doodle> i'd love it too
43:00 <Skirmish> Dutaun: That's great.  Your great great great grandfather didn't fight to keep a "nation" though.  So terra nullius is in place.  You have no land title. 
43:00 <Doodle> 0420
43:00 <simba> should join my PAWG crew
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I probably have a billion waiting
43:00 <simba> aka SULTAN KINGS
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I have one too 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but I can't remember if I deleted it again 
43:00 <Doodle> i've been playing gt6, fucking 2gb update for 2 cars
43:00 <simba> im level 70 now btw !!!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> no way 
43:00 <simba> its SULTAN POWER
43:00 <Bastardly_One> 2gb for 2 cars?
44:00 <Picard> my son came home from school and said they are going on a fishing trip for the day
44:00 <Dutaun> bullshit they didn't, pretty hard to fucking fight when all you got is spears and they got guns
44:00 <Dutaun> like to see you do better you dole bludging shit
44:00 <Picard> the nigga kids at his school can keep any size fish yet the white kids have to throw back undersized fish
44:00 <Doodle> lol why is everyone a dole bludger? are you projecting?
44:00 <Skirmish> NZ aboriginals fought.  Australian Aboriginals did not. NZ recognises their aboriginals, we do not, and should continue to not. 
44:00 <Dutaun> quit your whining whitie
44:00 <Doodle> being part abo ofc you're receiving benefits, why have a go at others doing the same
44:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
44:00 <simba> lol
44:00 <simba> at least they dont cost money 
44:00 <simba> do they ?!?!
44:00 <Doodle> nah
44:00 <simba> like COD's Snoop Dogg voice sample pack
44:00 <Doodle> just do the seasonal event
44:00 <Doodle> and you get the car
45:00 <Dutaun> look mate I work full time
45:00 <Dutaun> you bloody dead beat
45:00 <Zade> fight fight fight 
45:00 <Skirmish> Just wildly calling people a deadbeat doesn't make it so. 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh that's where I lost interest
45:00 <Bastardly_One> accidently spending a mil
45:00 <Serenity> DKWC
45:00 <Bastardly_One> when I could of got it for free
45:00 <Doodle> i have 26m or something
45:00 <simba> wtf
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno how much I have
45:00 <Serenity> 6000 reprezentz
45:00 <Doodle> on gt6
45:00 <Doodle> not gta
46:00 <matrix> Same as wildly saying a person is collecting benefits doesn't make it so
46:00 <Dutaun> Skirmish: terra nullius was declared void by a high court
46:00 <Dutaun> so you're full of shit
46:00 <matrix> I know a lot of ppl of different races, including aboriginals, that work really hard
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I have ... nearly a mil and a half on GTA
46:00 <Maurice> Drinks on Doodle
46:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on a mission for a tank
46:00 <Doodle> dont forget to pick out the hair
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <ShadowLurker> thats not what doodles are for Maurice
46:00 <Bastardly_One> eww
46:00 <Maurice> Nah, I'd wax you first
46:00 <Doodle> fuck off you would
46:00 <Maurice> *riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip*
47:00 <matrix> It's only the minority that give them a bad name
47:00 <Dutaun> yeah, they're the only ones you notice
47:00 <Dutaun> not like you notice someone working and doing their own thing mate
47:00 <Doodle> i dont know any aboriginals in full time employment but if you go to centrelink any day of the week you'll see heaps of them
47:00 <Dutaun> yeah, if you don't know something or someone, they obv don't exist, right?
47:00 <Maurice> Fine
47:00 <Doodle> KELLY CLARKSON
47:00 <Maurice> I'd roofie you first, THEN wax you
47:00 <ShadowLurker> into a man-o-lantern
47:00 <Doodle> lol pass
48:00 <Doodle> i didnt say i dont know any aboriginals
48:00 <Dutaun> what kind of dumb argument are you trying mate
48:00 <Doodle> just none that work
48:00 <matrix> The ones you notice are the ones that make noise cause they think the world owes them.   They are the minority
48:00 <Dutaun> "I dont know any abos that work" what the fuck are you trying to insinuate?
48:00 <Doodle> that abos are bludgers
48:00 <Doodle> bigger than any white fella
48:00 <damio> both the abos I know work
48:00 <Maurice> We could recreate Hot Shots instead, where I put an olive in your belly button then fry an egg on you
48:00 <Doodle> it would be a hairy egg
48:00 <Maurice> I didn't say I'd eat it
48:00 <Doodle> oh ok
48:00 <Doodle> you'd probably lose the olive
49:00 <damio> and matrix is right, i think
49:00 <Skirmish> Dutaun: I've already explained my view on the mabo decision by the high court of Australia.  I do not believe it to be a true reflection on history. 
49:00 <Doodle> and with the guilt money and perks they get i dont see any of that changing soon
49:00 <Dutaun> Skirmish: good thing you're not on any position of power then
49:00 <matrix> Doodle: I know a heap of out of work white ppl that don't want to find jobs too
49:00 <Dutaun> and its clear to see why you'/re not either I say
49:00 <matrix> And yes I am a white man
49:00 <Maurice> Thats ok, I don't even like them
49:00 <Maurice> Maybe we need a pickled onion instead
49:00 <Doodle> mmm
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Adelaide is getting a nude bar
50:00 <Doodle> yeah but they dont claim to own the fucking land your town is built on
50:00 <Serenity> This is one of the dumbest convos ive ever seen
50:00 <Doodle> and squat, and start fires
50:00 <Skirmish> You probably don't even know who mabo is/was you numbty ... yet you call yourself indigenous.
50:00 <Doodle> and all that shit
50:00 <matrix> Doodle again you quote the minority
50:00 <Dutaun> Skirmish: mate it was in my australian studies class in year 11
50:00 <Dutaun> so go fuck yourself mate
50:00 <matrix> What people did invade Australia though and don't forget that
50:00 <Doodle> as a present?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that disturbs me 
50:00 <Picard> evening
51:00 <Skirmish> Dutaun: If the aboriginal culture is so grand ... please explain why you abuse children sexually in your communities. 
51:00 <Doodle> you only did year 11 cos the government subsidises education for people of indigenous descent
51:00 <Dutaun> those communities are the result of white intervention
51:00 <Doodle> otherwise you'd be living under a sheet of corrugated iron in the desert
51:00 <matrix> Anyway I sit back in my corner now
51:00 <Doodle> eating witchety grubs
51:00 <Skirmish> No, white intervention is a product of the abuse. 
51:00 <Dutaun> then you don't know shit
51:00 <Dutaun> you're detatched from it all mate
51:00 <Dutaun> you have no part of it, yet you'll sit back and make judgement
51:00 <Serenity> why doesnt it already have one
51:00 <Doodle> speaking of disturbing
51:00 <Picard> how is everyone?
51:00 <Doodle> bent
51:00 <Bastardly_One> fine
51:00 <Picard> Doodle my favourite person on irc :)
51:00 <Doodle> liar
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the you showed up and ruined it 
51:00 <Picard> truth
51:00 <ShadowLurker> disturbed by a nude bar
51:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One u old cunt
51:00 <ShadowLurker> you are def gay
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I am when you think of the people of Adelaide
52:00 <Skirmish> I've studied it at tertiary level. I know what I am talking about.  How about you? 
52:00 <Dutaun> I've lived it
52:00 <Bastardly_One> no I haven't got a spare durry
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off
52:00 <Dutaun> think that gives me a bit more experience to talk about
52:00 <Bastardly_One> not giving you any change either
52:00 <Dutaun> you're just a racist
52:00 <Skirmish> LOL you've lived it. 
52:00 <Picard> adelaide is bognaville
52:00 <Picard> its like frankston x 10
52:00 <Zade> oh dear
52:00 <Picard> Zade hello sexy, how are you
53:00 <Dutaun> plain and simple racist, and you try to hide it like a coward behind words
53:00 <Dutaun> you can't even fucking admit it up front
53:00 <Doodle> i think you'll find it's the aboriginals in this country who are racist
53:00 <Dutaun> mate if someone came and invaded your home, took it as their own, see how you feel
53:00 <Skirmish> I love how when you argue this topic you're instantly branded a racist.  Ignorance must be bliss Dutaun.
53:00 <Dutaun> how about china comes and does that to you, see how you like it
53:00 <Doodle> umm they are?
53:00 <Dutaun> bet you feel exactly like I do
53:00 <Zade> i have been to frankston
53:00 <Doodle> i've doorknocked in frankston
53:00 <Zade> hello Picard, good ta and you?
53:00 <Doodle> it was terrifying
53:00 <Doodle> i was only 19
53:00 <Doodle> choppers still scare me
54:00 <Doodle> the white people who settled this country made it something more than the sand blown shithole the abos were scrounging round on
54:00 <Doodle> so its our country
54:00 <Dutaun> but nah, you'll sit in your cafe, sipping your lattes
54:00 <Skirmish> Your home?  What was your "home".  As an aboriginal, give me some context on what is your "home" that was taken. 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> all of you free in slrs and greens
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ready to take Franger on 
55:00 <Dutaun> lol Doodle mate, the chinese will say that when they're done with you, they'll make this country a big factory and mine
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oh just wendouree and shut up 
55:00 <Dutaun> and say you wasted it
55:00 <Bastardly_One> if you were abo you'd know what that means 
55:00 <Dutaun> Bastardly_One: how about you come say it to me
55:00 <Dutaun> to my face, bet you wont
55:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Dead Salesmen - Wendouree.mp3 (3.93MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:17)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> tell you to fuck off to your face?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> sure
55:00 <beagle> when i did pizza delivery years ago they used to gimme tips
55:00 <slinky_J> o far out thought i fkd my controller but didnt
55:00 <Picard> im good thanks
55:00 <slinky_J> lucie wouldnt get tips as a stripper
56:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One is that u in the pic i pm'ed u?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, you know the lake's history yeah? funny
56:00 <Dutaun> Bastardly_One: you'd be pissing yourself, you racist fuck
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard, no but I laughed
56:00 <Picard> looks like  u
56:00 <Maurice> She might get the tip to stop being a stripper
56:00 <slinky_J> LOL
57:00 <Skirmish> Rage quit. 
57:00 <Picard> hardly
57:00 <couleurs> agreed
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he's comin' to track me
57:00 <Bastardly_One> using elite coon skills
58:00 <Zade> thank goodness i thought he was going to throw a boomerang
58:00 <Picard>  http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2v9tf09&s=8    <-----Bastardly_One's twin   
58:00 <Picard> lol Bastardly_One he will point the bone at u
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that cunt has more teeth than I do 
58:00 <Picard> lol
58:00 <Picard> u know who it is?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> what's that off?
58:00 <Picard> Dennis Ferguson      
58:00 <Picard> google his name lol
58:00 <Picard> lucie?
58:00 <Serenity> i bought choc orange tim tams
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont need to 
59:00 <Picard> and sorry im a cunt :) but u already knew that
59:00 <Picard> it was on a news feed i was reading today
59:00 <Picard> guards bashed him every chance they got
59:00 <Bastardly_One> surprised he's still in that decent condition
59:00 <Picard> he did hard time, the cunt deserved to die
59:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me what they're like
00:00 <Picard> probably an old pic
00:00 <Picard> is he still alive?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I mean 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> google and find out 
00:00 <Picard> u
00:00 <Picard> lazy cunt
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and there's that dude in NSW
00:00 <Bastardly_One> who writes books on the subject
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I find tim tam flavours a bit toxic
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the strawberry ones are yum but very toxiv
00:00 <Bastardly_One> *toxic
00:00 <Bastardly_One> only need one
00:00 <beagle> slinky_J youre going on ignore, for talking about lucie and if anyone else does they will too.
00:00 <beagle> you dont know her
00:00 <beagle> havent met her
00:00 <slinky_J> lol
00:00 <beagle> so fuck the FU
00:00 <beagle> FUCK up about her
00:00 <slinky_J> you go on about me wanting her
00:00 <Serenity> i cant even remember the last time i ate a tim tam
00:00 <beagle> and get a FUCKING life
01:00 <Bastardly_One> some animals out there
01:00 <Picard> yeah
01:00 <slinky_J> so you fuck up
01:00 <beagle> i can, you cannot
01:00 <Bastardly_One> YEAH!
01:00 <Serenity> in fact the last time i did there were 1 flavour of tim tam.
01:00 <slinky_J> beagle
01:00 <slinky_J> r u still sexually attracted to tiana the terror?
01:00 <slinky_J> do you talk about her to other ppl?
01:00 <slinky_J> :)
01:00 <slinky_J> are you grooming her?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> way to go
02:00 <slinky_J> you're a sick fuck.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you killed chat
03:00 <Picard> yeah the cunt is dead
03:00 <Picard> http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/paedophile-dennis-ferguson-found-dead-in-his-sydney-home-20121231-2c1wc.html
03:00 <slinky_J> paste that to him Serenity lol
04:00 <Skirmish> I think it's time for some dutch curry and rice
04:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I farted
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and it hurt
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and smells
04:00 <Serenity> im not pasting that lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> *nods*
04:00 <Serenity> just change you're n ame
04:00 <Bastardly_One> *your
05:00 <Bastardly_One> good
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a good end to 2012 then
05:00 <matrix> Howdy skirmish and milk
06:00 <milk> hey matrix
06:00 <matrix> How ya doing?
06:00 <milk> ok I guess, and you?
06:00 <Skirmish> Evening matrix
07:00 <Picard> sure was
07:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently they tell the old guys to say it was some other crime and usually put them in country prisons
07:00 <Bastardly_One> why should they have a chance of survival just because they're old?
07:00 <Serenity> omg
07:00 <LiamNeeson> hey beagle are you still sexually attracted to tiana the terror
07:00 <Serenity> these tim tams
07:00 <Serenity> yum!
07:00 <LiamNeeson> and do you talk to other ppl besides me about ur attraction?
07:00 <Picard> lucie is an unemployed stripper??
07:00 <Bastardly_One> toxic after taste?
07:00 <TheRiddler> lucie is a slut beagle
07:00 <MrMark> boo
07:00 <LiamNeeson> and btw lucie looks like an old croatian woman
08:00 <Picard> they shouldnt
08:00 <Bastardly_One> if anything they should get it worse ... kids should be able to trust old people
08:00 <Picard> i agree
08:00 <Picard> ffs whats happening here
08:00 <Picard> we are agreeing
08:00 <Skirmish> It appears that your man love is blossoming. 
08:00 <LiamNeeson> and u should cut your balls off and never breed
08:00 <Picard> what does an unemployed stripper do in her spare time?
08:00 <TheRiddler> polishes up her pole 
08:00 <LiamNeeson> beagle lucie hates you
08:00 <LiamNeeson> she wants you to kill yourself beagle
08:00 <LiamNeeson> and her
08:00 <LiamNeeson> oink oink
09:00 <Picard> Skirmish jealous?
09:00 <Picard> we can share the love
09:00 <Picard> did you see MH17 parts are scattered over 10km apart
09:00 <Skirmish> Not at all.  Just answering your question.  I am happy to enjoy your developing love from a distance.
09:00 <simba> stop
09:00 <simba> pls
09:00 <Picard> lol
10:00 <Picard> it beats arguing like 13yos
10:00 <Skirmish> Arguments are constructive if they can be held on valid topics and do not resort to flaming others. 
10:00 <Picard> that doesnt happen here
10:00 <fawks> hello 
10:00 <Picard> hello
11:00 <Skirmish> It can though. 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> rarely it does
11:00 <Picard> anything is possible
11:00 <Bastardly_One> usually when pandas and that like aren't around 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> hi(gh)
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Lemmy comes up with some genius eh?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> killed by death
11:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Are they the peanut butter ones?! 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> well, how else are you going to die?
11:00 <Serenity> no
11:00 <Bastardly_One> where the fuck are peanut butter ones?
12:00 <Skirmish> Whilst we're in this lovely mood ... go to youtube and search PSS100 Week 03 and watch the video. 45mins.  Interesting stuff. 
12:00 <slinky_J> lol Picard
12:00 <Skirmish> Kayla's mother rang us tonight to tell us that Coles now sell Peanut Butter Tim Tams.
12:00 <slinky_J> listen to LIAM NEESON!
12:00 <Serenity> they were all sold out
12:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t31.0-8/10551624_10152156589772331_2428910875166509306_o.jpg
12:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit 
12:00 <milk> death to the infidels!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I was looking tonight 
12:00 <slinky_J> this louis theroux doco is lolarious
12:00 <Serenity> its originally why i went to the tim tams
12:00 <Lish> Emotional Picard 
12:00 <Serenity> but they were told out
12:00 <Bastardly_One> had to settle for raspberry ones
12:00 <Serenity> sold
12:00 <Skirmish> I had those choc orange ones last time I had tim tams.  Good choice. 
12:00 <slinky_J> this dude has a tigress and a lion in a cage together lol
13:00 <slinky_J> sick fuck
13:00 <Serenity> peanut butter oreos are nice tho
13:00 <Bastardly_One> in those little packs the strawberry is awesome but toxic ... if the orange isn't toxic I might get some of those 
14:00 <Picard> my attention span isnt that long tonight Skirmish
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I got wagon wheels again as I just wanted to get the fuck out of there in the end
14:00 <Bastardly_One> too many biscuit specials
16:00 <slinky_J> fucking hell
16:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10404087_10201782130029589_4780147383201674153_n.jpg?oh=0bcffc71f5d4434af64534972e70bed6&oe=544F1195&__gda__=1413514883_865077f3604c4b6c43a6358a7d563f64
17:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwww I woke the housemate up
17:00 <slinky_J> some fkn blond bimbo from some reality show on tv had to sit adjacent us
17:00 <British^Meat> movies
17:00 <slinky_J> loud as, voice like a moving steam train
17:00 <slinky_J> Picard dad :P
17:00 <Serenity> im not aa big biscuit eater
17:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
17:00 <Serenity> dont have them very often
17:00 <ShadowLurker> she likes muffins more
17:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooer!
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't really eat them anymore ... My teeth are fucked
18:00 <Serenity> shadowlurker the same thing as a friend of mine who is not an easy way ok
18:00 <ShadowLurker> you dont need teef on a muffin
19:00 <Serenity> you just need a tongue
19:00 <Serenity> DAS ALL U NEED
19:00 <slinky_J> lol@americans "It's like if you were born in a wheelchair."
19:00 <ShadowLurker> serenity seriously considering a lot to be able to get it done before I could be used in this message in error
20:00 <Bastardly_One> not muffins
20:00 <Bastardly_One> biccies
20:00 <slinky_J> there's a krispy kreme just down the road
20:00 <Bastardly_One> don't bother
20:00 <slinky_J> havent
21:00 <Bastardly_One> greasy and sickly
21:00 <slinky_J> lol
21:00 <slinky_J> always a big line up of cars
21:00 <Bastardly_One> big fat greasy slimey balls of dough and cream
21:00 <slinky_J> yuck
21:00 <Bastardly_One> not my favourite things in the world
22:00 <Skirmish> I think I am addicted to this stuff. 
22:00 <slinky_J> im satisfied eating simply at home
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I live near a place that does really nice hot jam ones though
22:00 <slinky_J> oer
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I like to force myself to eat out here and there to remember how to act in public eating 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <slinky_J> lol
22:00 <slinky_J> yeah i love eating out
23:00 <British^Meat> yoghurt coated sultanas?
23:00 <Picard> fuck me is it  full moon
23:00 <Skirmish> Dutch curry and rice cup-a-soups. 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> plus the pub down the road cooks better than I do 
24:00 <Picard> doesnt sound exciting
24:00 <Skirmish> They are delicious. 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> holy shit
24:00 <Bastardly_One> they say all good things come to those who wait 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got an offer I dunno whether to take seriously or not 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> known the person almost too long
24:00 <Bastardly_One> *I've known the person almost too long
24:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One how often do you leave the house?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds shithouse
25:00 <Bastardly_One> in a cup of soup format
25:00 <slinky_J> this cunt is beating up a bobcat lynx or someshit wtf
25:00 <Picard> easy questions dude, u dont have to google the answer
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> when you get offered something out of the blue after over a decade
26:00 <Picard> anal sex from an old lover?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Blue Mondy by New Order always sounds slow
27:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, no need to get jealous
27:00 <Picard> im not
27:00 <TheRiddler> he's envious
27:00 <Picard> i was concerned for matthew
27:00 <Bastardly_One> online collar with someone I've grown up with for want of a better description
27:00 <slinky_J> im concerned for him
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's really a fast song ... never realised ... just heard the drum track totally different
28:00 <slinky_J> Picard I brought you home a red curry
28:00 <slinky_J> red chicken curry
28:00 <slinky_J> after beagle suicides matthew is prob next :(
28:00 <Picard> lol joshie
28:00 <TheRiddler> online collar?
28:00 <slinky_J> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> they won't suicide
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah TheRiddler
28:00 <Bastardly_One> they're attention seekers
28:00 <TheRiddler> wtf is that
28:00 <Bastardly_One> a collar that is online
28:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... a fake one I guess?
29:00 <slinky_J> wasnt any nice thai pussy to bring back ;)
29:00 <slinky_J> i found simbas fav louis theroux moment, louis holding a baboon
29:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler
29:00 <Bastardly_One> google this 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> collars bdsm
29:00 <Bastardly_One> bet you glad you asked
30:00 <Excessive> 4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTgk2mGGV84
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bring Me to Life-Fight Club (Apr 13, 2010) 3:57 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 16,639 - 63 likes (91.3%), 6 dislikes (8.7%)
31:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/8r8wQ2B.gif
31:00 <British^Meat> lol arnold :)
31:00 <Picard> lol @ these cunts on pawn stars
31:00 <Bastardly_One> are they still repeats?
31:00 <slinky_J> lol
31:00 <slinky_J> yer
31:00 <Picard> yer
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuckin' hell stop laughing
31:00 <Bastardly_One> rick laughs at anything
31:00 <slinky_J> cant stand hardcore pawn, depressing
31:00 <slinky_J> no shit
31:00 <Picard> u depress me
32:00 <Serenity> gathering here next year Bastardly_One 100% confirmed
32:00 <do_ob> Net meet? 
32:00 <Serenity> no.
32:00 <Picard> u useless lump of shit :P
32:00 <slinky_J> i love you pa
32:00 <slinky_J> ah lurve you paah
32:00 <Picard> get a job son
32:00 <slinky_J> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> what a woman
33:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc8TEAOyc3k
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Siouxsie and the Banshees - Face to Face (Aug 20, 2010) 4:14 - Category: Music - 973,684 - 6,953 likes (98.8%), 85 dislikes (1.2%)
33:00 <Bastardly_One> WOOT!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that means we get one 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit Serenity :D
33:00 <Serenity> its only a mini one
33:00 <Bastardly_One> watch that clip
33:00 <Serenity> but im interested to see where it will be
33:00 <Bastardly_One> how yum is Siouxsie?
33:00 <slinky_J> naw
33:00 <slinky_J> i think about it a lot though 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, maybe where Mav works
34:00 <Bastardly_One> or do you still have the Metro?
34:00 <Serenity> you what
34:00 <Serenity> its going to be a proper gathering festival
34:00 <Serenity> just smaller scale
34:00 <Serenity> out in the bush
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh a bush one not indoor
35:00 <Bastardly_One> in that case I wonder where ours is gonna be?
35:00 <Serenity> its one gathering
35:00 <Serenity> for the whole of australia
35:00 <Serenity> like in america
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep yep
35:00 <beagle> yeah, Picard, you have a great job, a wife, and youre on irc
35:00 <beagle> youre the one to tell us
35:00 <beagle> youre going to go to hell lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but you can't the total package it doesn't make sense
36:00 <Bastardly_One> there has to be two ... an east coast one 
36:00 <Serenity> no theres not lol
36:00 <Serenity> people will have to travel
36:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
36:00 <Bastardly_One> can I stay at your place?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
36:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/1558566_739464762766748_5499750408124031027_n.jpg  lol
36:00 <slinky_J> GOING TO HELL FOR HAVING A JOB AND A WIFE
36:00 <slinky_J> lol
36:00 <Picard> beagle can we all fuck lucie in the arse?
36:00 <Excessive> I won't need to work again, though if I have to fo some reason, I won't take anythin other than a service tech drivin around town all day fixin other ppl's fck ups
37:00 <Serenity> i think it will be in SA tbh
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, not confirmed where?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> east coast ... NSW bush
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet
37:00 <Maurice> You can stay with simba
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd work ... greek parents love me 
37:00 <slinky_J> beagle is going to heaven for fucking an orangutan of a woman
37:00 <beagle> yep, cause i wont notice, as youre on ignore
37:00 <Picard> lol
37:00 <slinky_J> can we all help kill lucie?
37:00 <slinky_J> *vom
37:00 <Picard> lmfao
37:00 <beagle> how about you go get fucked up the ass
37:00 <Picard> fist fuck her
37:00 <slinky_J> throw her some teabags she cant afford a box for two dollars
38:00 <Bastardly_One> does anyone remember this classic?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO8vBVUaKvk
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Butthole Surfers - Pepper (Nov 29, 2009) 4:12 - Category: Music - 2,448,518 - 17,460 likes (98.6%), 240 dislikes (1.4%)
38:00 <Excessive> poppy seed tea, knock yahself out
39:00 <matrix> Did I miss much
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the biggest gang meet in Aust
39:00 <Bastardly_One> next year
39:00 <matrix> Oh is that all
39:00 <Lish> Picard: Come back to pd
39:00 <doctor> poppies grow well this time of the year
39:00 <Roger48> Picard likes little boys
39:00 <slinky_J> omigosh this american has a kangaroo
39:00 <Lish> Roger48: Pin true
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeh, we're gonna dress like clowns 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and spray you in soda
40:00 <Roger48> he cons them into going into his airconditioning business in Mildura then anally rapes them
40:00 <slinky_J> hot
40:00 <Pete> its about time someone bans this retard
40:00 <Roger48> he is a sick prick
40:00 <beagle> you guys are very anal. you must live in victoria
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
41:00 <matrix> Oh such fun.   Can't wait .....
41:00 <Bastardly_One> if I go ... it'll be my retirement show
41:00 <Roger48> but his wife is butt ugly
41:00 <beagle> *smirk*
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm picking it to be in Vic or NSW
42:00 <bert> `info
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to find a copy of that freebie
43:00 <Bastardly_One> “Psyr17″
43:00 <Picard> beagle has a large dog, he gets it to lick his wifes pussy
44:00 <slinky_J> lol
45:00 <slinky_J> what the fuck is with this midget in taken two, these goat hearding niggers don't breed well that's it new film.
46:00 <slinky_J> is what id say if i didnt like looking up Maggie Grace's skirt so much ^-^
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I just noticed how far behind the ICP site is
47:00 <Bastardly_One> they need a webmaster
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I should email them 
47:00 <Skirmish> Yes ... indeed you should. 
47:00 <Picard> the dog died last weekend
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that's about the 20th site I've seen today that needs updating
48:00 <Skirmish> Will this be your 20th email? 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> pffffffffffft
48:00 <Bastardly_One> this won't even be my first
49:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a fan site that is totally up to date
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that's just poor
50:00 <Skirmish> They probably just use facebook as a default fan site. 
50:00 <Skirmish> I think that is becoming quite popular now. 
50:00 <milk> alas Old Yella
51:00 <Bastardly_One> too popular
51:00 <Skirmish> If it works ... 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I've found a group on FB that actually is sensible
51:00 <Skirmish> The aim of a fan site is to get information to fans .... if facebook does the same job without the cost of having a site .... wouldn't you use it? 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> considering the subject I thought it was going to be really bad
51:00 <matrix> I agree with skirmish
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and pervy but it's actually informative
52:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're still paying for a domain
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd put your money to use wouldn't you?
53:00 <Skirmish> You're talking about people who make squillions.  The fact they paid for a domain means nothing to them if they can update facebook and see in real time how fans respond. 
53:00 <Skirmish> Not only look at page hits and get no reflection of fan reaction. 
53:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZM4jmxHraE
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Havana Brown - You'll Be Mine ft. R3hab (Date not found) 3:56 - Category: Music - 3,456,027 - 17,393 likes (95.7%), 787 dislikes (4.3%)
53:00 <Skirmish> Facebook is now what myspace was in the early days to musicians. Real time feedback from fans. 
53:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PstrAfoMKlc
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Christina Aguilera - Fighter (Nov 17, 2009) 4:06 - Category: Music - 33,993,685 - 130,599 likes (98%), 2,621 dislikes (2%)
53:00 <Excessive> :D ^
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh my!
54:00 <matrix> Facebook isn't even as good as it use to be
54:00 <Bastardly_One> how nice is this collar?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10509484_1435856790035890_3730060806547061607_n.jpg?oh=6a2692366d89bb645c7a87adb995c125&oe=54435CC1&__gda__=1414611198_270e16ca486e3108c378e3c21dbd42bd
54:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fucking nice
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, true ... that and twitter
56:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate wants me to make him a page
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but seriously ... soon as he gets a demo out he'll realise he's crap
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and not even TheBaron would be able to polish his turds
56:00 <Skirmish> Ok shads. 
57:00 <Skirmish> You're unemployed and live on irc.  Please don't pretend to me a musical guru. 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> it's generic rock 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and actually my life is music 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> who here has seen Rubber?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> about the tire in the junkyard that falls in love with a woman?
58:00 <simba> bad music
58:00 <Skirmish> Come on ... I said please. 
58:00 <simba> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> it can be shit ... this is true
59:00 <fawks> sounds riveting
59:00 <Picard> no
59:00 <Picard> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> look it up on youtube
59:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking awesome
59:00 <simba> u
59:00 <Bastardly_One> if you like B-Grade movies
00:00 <Bastardly_One> like this
00:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dscfeQOMuGw
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Monster Magnet - Space Lord (Jun 16, 2009) 4:31 - Category: Music - 4,009,412 - 16,696 likes (97.8%), 371 dislikes (2.2%)
00:00 <Picard> simba how was your weekend?
00:00 <simba> kool
00:00 <simba> ive seen Flubber
00:00 <simba> with Robin Williams
00:00 <Bastardly_One> here's the trailer
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the full movie is on youtube too
00:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWWufhqyGE8
00:00 <slinky_J> see the movie he's in where he's a russian migrant to america
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rubber (2011) - Official Trailer [HD] (Mar 8, 2011) 2:26 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 2,363,633 - 5,197 likes (79.4%), 1,348 dislikes (20.6%)
01:00 <couleurs> Fe Fi Fo Fi Fa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01:00 <beagle> if i know im gonna fart loudly i always mic up, but it has to be a large room
01:00 <slinky_J> yuck
01:00 <beagle> and its a little uncomfortable if its 1 mic room have to hold it up... perhaps builds up the pressure a bit
02:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the best stoner album ever
02:00 <beagle> you have to let it rip when they are all listening
02:00 <milk> rippah rita the 5 star eta
02:00 <slinky_J> somebody bash beagle
02:00 <beagle> its important
02:00 <slinky_J> the fart passes through but cheeks he hasnt washed in weeks
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Monster Magnet - Spine of God
03:00 <Skirmish> Yeah see this is why I suggested you not impersonate a musical guru. 
03:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12g7Deqk10c
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Timomatic - Parachute (Date not found) 4:17 - Category: Music - 1,338,198 - 6,505 likes (95.7%), 292 dislikes (4.3%)
03:00 <beagle> you get like 'did you fart' and 'hahahahaha' and emoticons of green spu faces
04:00 <Bastardly_One> this must be about beagle and friends
04:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lvUCAHRa6I
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: INBRED (2012) - Official Full Trailer [HD] (Feb 23, 2012) 1:42 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 2,394,779 - 4,737 likes (90.3%), 509 dislikes (9.7%)
04:00 <slinky_J> inbred 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> watch the trailer
05:00 <Bastardly_One> looks good
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I just found it 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like your shit 
07:00 <slinky_J> oinbred "absolutely fantastic tour de force"
07:00 <slinky_J> LOLLOLOL
07:00 <slinky_J> ill never ever watch that
07:00 <fawks> LOLOLOL
08:00 <simba> cum
08:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLEo7H9tqSM
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Troll Hunter - Official Trailer (Jan 10, 2011) 2:11 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 12,169,354 - 12,813 likes (79.2%), 3,367 dislikes (20.8%)
08:00 <slinky_J> this is a good film
08:00 <ZebrasDontBounce> inbred: a movie about fossil's family tree
08:00 <Bastardly_One> don't rehash my shit jokes
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I said that about beagle
09:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen Rubber?
09:00 <ZebrasDontBounce> errr.. where cunt? 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> [22:04] <Bastardly_One> this must be about beagle and friends
09:00 <Bastardly_One> [22:04] <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lvUCAHRa6I
09:00 <Bastardly_One> [22:04] <%BlackDevil> Youtube: INBRED (2012) - Official Full Trailer [HD] (Feb 23, 2012) 1:42 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 2,394,779 - 4,737 likes (90.3%), 509 dislikes (9.7%)
09:00 <Bastardly_One> there
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: INBRED (2012) - Official Full Trailer [HD] (Feb 23, 2012) 1:42 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 2,394,779 - 4,737 likes (90.3%), 509 dislikes (9.7%)
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so
09:00 <Bastardly_One> THERE!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I wet my pants doin' Whippits
10:00 <Bastardly_One> not too many buds - just fine
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah get some cones into you and find Rubber on youtube
10:00 <Bastardly_One> so bad it's awesome
10:00 <ZebrasDontBounce> give me some cones then cunt 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> about a tire called Robert who is on the back of this truck in a junkyard
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and he falls in love with a woman
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and goes around killing people
10:00 <ZebrasDontBounce> mind you, I smoked enough weed last night, even bob marley would of been proud
11:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't see the point of over smoking
11:00 <Bastardly_One> to me I can only get so high
11:00 <Bastardly_One> at a time
11:00 <ZebrasDontBounce> hahaha I found a whole new stage of high 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I think The_Baron has finally fried his mind
12:00 <Bastardly_One> look how quiet he is of late
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I am so sick of hyper pot though
13:00 <matrix> Evening all
14:00 <Bastardly_One> here's another good bit of trash 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cN5PO2oFl4
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sharknado trailer 2013 (Date not found) 1:06 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 316,916 - 321 likes (73.3%), 117 dislikes (26.7%)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Sharknado 2 is a bit meh
15:00 <slinky_J> im dling And Soon The Darkness
15:00 <slinky_J> i love the original
17:00 <couleurs> np
17:00 <Excessive> goin back to tyres, back when I had the car and had a beefer with some1 and the car was due fo tyres, I went n got 4Bridgestones 1all around and the spare and then they got this ...... http://www.australiasevereweather.com/storm_news/arc2008.htm
17:00 <matrix> Hi Mew and simwolf
17:00 <Simwolf> ¬_¬
18:00 <fawks> ¬_¬
18:00 <fawks> Mew
18:00 <fawks> Simwolf is jess irl
18:00 <Mew> loooool
18:00 <Mew> hi hi
18:00 <Excessive> 4Bridge's Stone
19:00 <matrix> Well that was fun
19:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/Sunrise/photos/a.107123005886.105919.22265760886/10152171368800887/?type=1
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to be sensible for a min 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> this is gonna hurt
21:00 <matrix> Oh
21:00 <matrix> Sensible on irc is scary
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm being asked a serious question among "peers"
21:00 <Bastardly_One> on FB
21:00 <matrix> Oh???
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the new mad max looks like Fast and Furious
21:00 <Excessive> "market movements call the shots ...... business deals in parking lots ...... waitin fo the meat of ........ to ... moooooooo ....... rooooooow"
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, damn it 
22:00 <matrix> Bugger serious
22:00 <Bastardly_One> now I have to put my other hat on 
22:00 <matrix> Online and serious don't mix
22:00 <Bastardly_One> not on this subject that's for sure 
22:00 <couleurs> Yahoo Serious 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Gor ... but it's in a BDSM group
22:00 <slinky_J> oh man total recall premiere on tv
23:00 <matrix> Yahoo is a joke lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> this is gonna be the most hypocritical thing I write ever
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I know it 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll tackle it after some thought
23:00 <slinky_J> and its the theatrical release 
23:00 <slinky_J> not the good version
23:00 <matrix> That's it for me for tonight
23:00 <matrix> Catch all later
23:00 <slinky_J> nite
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate giving information half arsed when the question is serious
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I really want to answer, "Google is your friend"
25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, wow
25:00 <Bastardly_One> this middle eastern guy has answered to put in a different perspective
25:00 <Bastardly_One> on how certain liberties of women are acceptable and crap
25:00 <Bastardly_One> this is a bit deep
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yikes
25:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2014/07/27/the-trailer-for-the-new-mad-max-movie-is-here-video/
25:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like Fast and the Furious
25:00 <slinky_J> mad max O_o
26:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One
26:00 <BlackDevil> wave
26:00 <Bastardly_One> *waves*
26:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf do you want?
27:00 <BlackDevil> aww you like me
27:00 <BlackDevil> thats all
27:00 <slinky_J> dunno why they bother calling it comic con anymore
27:00 <slinky_J> should call it fancy dress up meet tv personalities con
28:00 <Bastardly_One> where's my oline?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> if "she" gets one
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I should
28:00 <slinky_J> oh phew mad max isnt australian yay
30:00 <slinky_J> ill see it for tom hardy <3
31:00 <simba> Hahahaha.
33:00 <BlackDevil> when element gets an oline
33:00 <BlackDevil> you get one
33:00 <BlackDevil> hows that?
33:00 <Skirmish> lol
34:00 <Skirmish> I have no idea what an oline is .... but that scenario sounds like it's not likely to occur. 
34:00 <Mew> lolarious
35:00 <Serenity> rofl!
35:00 <Skirmish> Jewel is losing her shit.  That girl is scattered. 
35:00 <Serenity> that means its never going to happen
36:00 <couleurs> Jewel you had 1 good song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
36:00 <Jewel> yay
36:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
37:00 <Bastardly_One> can't do it
37:00 <couleurs> *♫♪(✿◠‿◠)♫♪*
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the answer on FB thing
37:00 <Bastardly_One> too hard to be that serious
37:00 <Serenity> wtf
37:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
37:00 <couleurs> agreed
37:00 <Bastardly_One> way back up there somewhere 
37:00 <Resool> Hello everybody
37:00 <slinky_J> 4 mew https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10559819_788731701165536_8060436560840239758_n.jpg?oh=577875490e8a3a354d6ea7bc884e0aca&oe=5448F378&__gda__=1415058450_52b41dec599319088ca37f7611730bd1
38:00 <Serenity> its bad enough i have to read this channel in real time, im not scrolling back to raed old nonsene
38:00 <Bastardly_One> pfffffffffffffffft
38:00 <Bastardly_One> when do I write rubbish?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it's always profound
38:00 <Skirmish> She didn't say it was rubbish ... she said it was old nonsense. 
38:00 <Excessive> also, at the same time when I got the tyres (this was abt rego time and the car needed doing in a few places), I went to the 4Holden 1dealer and got a reco steering rack cause mine had leaks in it, a new Jackaroo size battery cause of the inverter I had in it and some new engine mounts and transmissiopn mounts ........ I didn't mind spendin mo fo genuine gear, I knew wat I was doin ....... after all I got all my spendings back when Rudd gave
38:00 <slinky_J> id just like to say thx and ilu.
38:00 <Mew> inspirational
38:00 <Mew> im touched thx
39:00 <Bastardly_One> same thing
39:00 <Maurice> What was the question
39:00 <Skirmish> I hate you so much Maurice. 
39:00 <slinky_J> Serenity
39:00 <slinky_J> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10557377_10152489774259471_4325327160108248154_n.jpg
39:00 <Maurice> You fibber
39:00 <slinky_J> too much?
39:00 <Picard> cock smoker
40:00 <Serenity> yeah i dont like her torso area much
40:00 <Maurice> I don't like her man face
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, people's opinion a work of fiction some take into real life, called Gor
40:00 <British^Meat> shads :P
40:00 <Excessive> 4murch lurve o around
40:00 <Picard> get a job u cunt
41:00 <Bastardly_One> all Master and slave shit and the worst written books in the history of literature
41:00 <Maurice> That almost rhymed
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and for serious BDSM people it's a touchy subject
41:00 <Excessive> I have a job
41:00 <beagle> they terk er jeerbs
42:00 <Bastardly_One> these guys have gotten deep
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm surprised
42:00 <Jewel> i am looking for a master
42:00 <slinky_J> sane sezz sane
42:00 <slinky_J> same*
42:00 <slinky_J> puts me off that
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't expect intelligence in FB groups
42:00 <slinky_J> why not
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you do not have a job
43:00 <Bastardly_One> seen some so called serious groups?
43:00 <couleurs> sega master system?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> still full of complete fuckwits
43:00 <slinky_J> oh like serious serious
43:00 <slinky_J> nah I avoid that shit like i avoid #politicaldiscussion lol
43:00 <simba> im a sega mega drive plug me in and play with me
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that fucking channel
44:00 <Bastardly_One> has been mental central since the inception of austnet
44:00 <Jewel> lol no couleurs
44:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One sometime in the past "Excessive is intelligent, but too racist to be anythin"
44:00 <slinky_J> xD
44:00 <slinky_J> write him up Chumlee.
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I did?
45:00 <Excessive> yep
45:00 <Bastardly_One> righty o 
45:00 <Serenity> zz
45:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/8k0To.jpg
45:00 <simba> lmfao slinky_J what the fuck
45:00 <Bastardly_One> whatever ... that was random
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't even know what it was about
46:00 <BlackDevil> that is a nice field
46:00 <Bastardly_One> nice arse
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yay for photoshop
46:00 <simba> ty
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yw
46:00 <Bastardly_One> don't tell BlackDevil I said that
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he gets jealous
47:00 <BlackDevil> i do
47:00 <Bastardly_One> rage pm for ages
47:00 <BlackDevil> major rage
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah stop flooding me 
47:00 <Excessive> yes I do so
47:00 <Excessive> I drive ppl up zah walls
48:00 <BlackDevil> sorry mate
48:00 <Bastardly_One> don't take it so hard
48:00 <Serenity> whos flooding
48:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil
48:00 <Bastardly_One> me
48:00 <Bastardly_One> crying 
48:00 <Serenity> ..
48:00 <Excessive> maketh plenty cash for everythin else
49:00 <Bastardly_One> will you follow please?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> best you stay lost actually but yeah
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
49:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
49:00 <Bastardly_One> can someone put Fennec on perm ban?
49:00 <Picard> simba is flooding
49:00 <slinky_J> wb Jewel my sweet sweet girl
49:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE-Tbd0LRPw
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Delta Goodrem - Sitting on Top of the World (Date not found) 3:53 - Category: Music - 1,698,888 - 8,070 likes (93.8%), 536 dislikes (6.2%)
50:00 <Jewel> thank you very much panda bear
50:00 <garthvader> HI all
50:00 <milk> heya
51:00 <British^Meat> lol gross
51:00 <couleurs> np
51:00 <British^Meat> simba, can you stop flooding pls?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> just when you thought it could get no stranger, may I present the prescence of a Scandanavian doppleganger
51:00 <Jewel> lol couleurs
51:00 <garthvader> how you doing?
52:00 <milk> not bad thanks
53:00 <Bastardly_One> have you noticed how easy FB makes it to find people now?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> where's xm?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna know if I accidently found him
53:00 <couleurs> *♫♪(✿◠‿◠)♫♪*
54:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qoJyIPJleA
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kylie Minogue - Can't get you out of my head (Live World Music Awards 2002) HD (Date not found) 4:02 - Category: Music - 80,861 - 277 likes (97.5%), 7 dislikes (2.5%)
54:00 <simba> wat
54:00 <simba> stfu Picard or ill ban ur fat ass !!!!!!!!!! lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
54:00 <Picard> fuck this im going to fuck the wife and get some sleep
54:00 <garthvader> kewl
55:00 <couleurs> agreed
55:00 <garthvader> does no one talk? haha
56:00 <BlackDevil> totally
56:00 <faux> Good evening 
56:00 <British^Meat> Hi Jez :)
56:00 <Skirmish> *tips hat*
56:00 <British^Meat> Not tormented :P
56:00 <BlackDevil> fuck this girl again
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... her 
56:00 <slinky_J> woah
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that bitch 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> hi faux
56:00 <slinky_J> do pandas roar?
56:00 <Jewel> whats that for slinky_J
56:00 <slinky_J> lol
56:00 <Jewel> ummm no?
56:00 <TheRiddler> he means lie on the bed like a beached whale while his wife fucks his tiny pod
57:00 <slinky_J> for lookin at me :P
57:00 <Jewel> oh ok
57:00 <Jewel> but youre so pretty
57:00 <slinky_J> that's what all the boys say haha
57:00 <Jewel> lol
57:00 <Jewel> nice
57:00 <faux> haha
57:00 <slinky_J> lolz
57:00 <faux> Hahahahahahaha
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
58:00 <Bastardly_One> my
58:00 <Bastardly_One> gosh!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> it's only 11pm ... 
58:00 <garthvader> hahaha
59:00 <slinky_J> hunty bunty hunty cunty how does your pink minge go
59:00 <simba> BaaahahahaahhahahahahahAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA FUCK
59:00 <slinky_J> am so wrecked lols
59:00 <couleurs> me 2
59:00 <garthvader> he probably doesn't have a wife
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I've given up Fifa for a bit 
00:00 <slinky_J> im like to my friend simba, can I buy a CD off you sometime and he's like That Greenday CD like? and I'm like Yeah the road that gets you high
00:00 <slinky_J> aaaaaaahahahaha
00:00 <Bastardly_One> this second season is driving me to sleep
00:00 <Picard> wtf simba, why so angry?
00:00 <Jewel> lol
00:00 <garthvader> although he didn't want to see my boobs, so maybe
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard, why so fat?
01:00 <Picard> i eat to much and dont exercise, are you that fucking stupid dennis
01:00 <simba> i dont have any fucken greenday cds 
01:00 <simba> dont u dare try to slander my name
01:00 <Bastardly_One> want to explain that to the rest of the channel?
02:00 <BlackDevil> my headphones
02:00 <BlackDevil> just
02:00 <Bastardly_One> who dennis is?
02:00 <BlackDevil> broke
02:00 <BlackDevil> like
02:00 <BlackDevil> WTF
02:00 <Picard> isnt your name dennis Bastardly_One?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> BlackDevil, suffer
02:00 <couleurs> dennis da mennis
02:00 <BlackDevil> and its a sunday
02:00 <slinky_J> woo hooo
02:00 <BlackDevil> no stores are open
02:00 <slinky_J> i just scored myself a new dealer
02:00 <Picard> josh shhh please
02:00 <Picard> get off that shit man
03:00 <Picard> lol
03:00 <British^Meat> :/ if only it was always that easy
04:00 <Picard> mmm guess so
04:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/15VUL.jpg
06:00 <Bastardly_One> this giant woman has big boobs
06:00 <Bastardly_One> just thought I'd share that
08:00 <matrix> Wb slinky_j
08:00 <slinky_J> ty man
08:00 <slinky_J> so relaxed  forgot cig isnt lit
09:00 <Jewel> wb slinky_J
12:00 <matrix> Hi reach
12:00 <rach> hey matrix
12:00 <matrix> How are you
12:00 <rach> Good thanks, and yourself?
12:00 <Jewel> oh poor girl
12:00 <matrix> Can't complain
12:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
12:00 <garthvader> yesss?
13:00 <rach> Haha jewel?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> bullsht you can't complain
13:00 <matrix> Oh thanks Mr danger
13:00 <Bastardly_One> evening
13:00 <Bastardly_One> mrdanger
13:00 <matrix> Hey be
13:00 <matrix> Be
13:00 <matrix> Oh ffs b1
13:00 <slinky_J> YESSSS
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... evenin' matrix
13:00 <slinky_J> reow u poor girl 
13:00 <slinky_J> ilu bru
13:00 <Jewel> meow slinky_J
13:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
13:00 <garthvader> nighty night
14:00 <slinky_J> ;D
14:00 <Bastardly_One> just say hello to him
14:00 <slinky_J> IT'S ALL LOVE AND PILLOW FIGHT FEATHERS HERE!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nd he'll stop slapping you
14:00 <slinky_J> roar!
14:00 <slinky_J> she knows who i am.
14:00 <slinky_J> oh  daddy!  OH DADDY!! ahahaha
15:00 <Excessive> ah and here's the answer to last nite's question of mine "the joke was, adam and eve had two sons cain and able, cain slew abel and then got married....where did the girl come from ?"
15:00 <slinky_J> huh
15:00 <slinky_J> I got one for ya, it's called *snore*
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I got one for you 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ya mum
16:00 <slinky_J> no no
16:00 <matrix> Maybe he married eve
16:00 <slinky_J> u said it wrong
16:00 <slinky_J> What's dark, handsome and about to consume your souls?
16:00 <slinky_J> YA MAMA!
16:00 <slinky_J> Yes, I am your mama.
16:00 <slinky_J> ADVENTURE TIME!!!!!!!!!
16:00 <slinky_J> rumpa pummmmmmmmmmmpummmmmmmmmmmm
16:00 <couleurs> *♫♪(✿◠‿◠)♫♪*
17:00 <simba> me and da boys cruisin to FIFACON 2013 http://i.imgur.com/3CFv1om.jpg
17:00 <Skirmish> Please, everyone.  Let's put our idle bickering to one side and all unite and support one of our own on his mission to stardom.  
17:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/p526x296/1970542_679363222121648_216424350_n.jpg
17:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10201782695843734&set=a.3546415193688.115434.1671795406&type=1&theater
17:00 <Excessive> The 1KW sine wave inverter and the 2 Farad cap along with it that I had in the car together with the larger Jackaroo battery for which I had to redo the pollution gear mounting in the VR to allow the bigger battery ....... it was awse .... 240 anywhere
18:00 <Skirmish> https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/electro-rush/id863704236     Buy shads' album. 
18:00 <slinky_J> i yam a rood boy DUUDE ass bump a bump bumpz
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol it's on i-tunes?
18:00 <slinky_J> xD
18:00 <Excessive> big banana
18:00 <simba> rudeboy
18:00 <Excessive> but that's a girl's joke when she talks abt some guy
18:00 <Excessive> https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10556240_10201782695843734_2279867748413384442_n.jpg?oh=531ee999f6b709bfc85e998c4ea6b15d&oe=5443C72C
19:00 <Picard> Skirmish no
19:00 <British^Meat> not sure what would be worse, listening to that "noise" or using itunes
19:00 <Excessive> that rather ^
20:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd think all the money he's put into bumping his soundcloud up
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd have at least an album cover
20:00 <couleurs> (｡◕ ‿ ◕｡)
20:00 <Skirmish> He had 3 albums according to itunes.
21:00 <British^Meat> "Analogue Church striking back again! This time with some loud and banging “Thunder” that will make you jump. It’s perfect for large crowds and festivals because of its simple catchy melodies with heavy energetic bass lines. This is certainly why it will be one of the most played albums this summer and a crowd favorite."
21:00 <slinky_J> they just had to put a Hills Hoist in a scene in this new aus film
22:00 <Bastardly_One> written by someone else 
22:00 <simba> lol the crowd of fleas that live under his desk 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> along with all the soundcloud plays purchased
22:00 <couleurs> sounds like something xm would write
22:00 <garthvader> I am so confused
22:00 <slinky_J> y
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that's normal in here
22:00 <garthvader> hahahahaha
22:00 <garthvader> isn't it past your bedtime?
22:00 <Jewel> slinky_Panda
23:00 <Bastardly_One> It’s perfect for large crowds and festivals because of its simple catchy melodies with heavy energetic bass lines.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> translation
23:00 <simba> i wrote it for him
23:00 <Excessive> seems like it got to xm so much that he's gone fo a while ....... mabbe thinkin abt me bein staright out abt it, when he went the other way with me
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh please
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you caused xm to go offline?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
24:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
24:00 <Bastardly_One> must tell him that on skype
24:00 <Picard> lol this should be good
26:00 <Picard> well this is fucked
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you are
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off I'm playing a game 
27:00 <Picard> i was this morning
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you're all boring
27:00 <Picard> u are
27:00 <simba> Excessive the joke about adam and eve..?
27:00 <Excessive> ye, I spoke abt it last nite
27:00 <Skirmish> Join #sydney and look at shads go off in a tirade of lies. 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> no thanks
28:00 <simba> well its not adam and steve!!!!!!!!!!
28:00 <matrix> Shads isn't the only one who went off
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but ask him why he had to pay for his soundcloud plays
28:00 <Bastardly_One> vote time
28:00 <Bastardly_One> would you tap this or not?
29:00 <Excessive> nah man, no mention abt xm with that joke
29:00 <Picard> night cunts
29:00 <Picard> simba hope u get hit by a tram tomorrow :P
29:00 <Bastardly_One> bit hard
29:00 <British^Meat> :) desperate for a reaction much?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> unless he goes to glenelg
29:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10423858_4561652656522_836270984077155364_n.jpg
29:00 <Bastardly_One> personally I am not *that* big ... I wouldn't get in there :P
30:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One when did u go to adelaide last?
30:00 <Picard> trams in the city now
30:00 <simba> there are trams all over the city dude
30:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit now?
30:00 <Picard> they have moved into the 80's
30:00 <Bastardly_One> last I was there you only had the free bus
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and those diesel trainsw
30:00 <Bastardly_One> *trains
30:00 <Picard> lol
30:00 <matrix> Trams In adelaide???
30:00 <matrix> Where
30:00 <Picard> amazing 
30:00 <beagle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkaLcT0kV2g
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: oni spectacular play (Date not found) 24:38 - Category: Gaming - 33 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
30:00 <beagle> i watch that when im drunk
30:00 <beagle> it looks like im gonna go kaput and i keep on battling on
30:00 <beagle> fun to watch when ya drunk
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I was staying in Enfield ... horrible place
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm assuming around the CBD
31:00 <Picard> from the bay to port road
31:00 <Bastardly_One> am I right?
31:00 <simba> never
31:00 <matrix> I was there  in June didn't notice any
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ never
31:00 <Picard> matrix only one
31:00 <matrix> Hmm
31:00 <beagle> im sober atm tho
31:00 <beagle> just thought i'd let you have it , bookmark it 
32:00 <Picard> pain the the arse cause u cant do a right turn off king william
32:00 <beagle> i go into a pal room and they all go 'nice to hear from you when youre sober' in a straight room, i go into the gay room and they go 'go and get drunk'
33:00 <Picard> anyways im off to bed
33:00 <Picard> night peoples
33:00 <Bastardly_One> just go
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
33:00 <British^Meat> lol
33:00 <Skirmish> Fuck off already you bald nugget. 
33:00 <British^Meat> fkn loser
33:00 <matrix> That guy is full of shit
33:00 <British^Meat> cracks me up....
33:00 <British^Meat> "IM GOING"
33:00 <British^Meat> .........
33:00 <British^Meat> silence
33:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps
33:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <British^Meat> "SIMBA IS A FAG"
34:00 <British^Meat> fkn idiot
34:00 <simba> he must talk to like the same five or six people every day
34:00 <simba> for the past two decades
34:00 <simba> out there in the sticks
34:00 <British^Meat> hah
34:00 <simba> and 4 are his family members
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I asked someone else in Mildura if she knows of him
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky for her she doesn't
34:00 <Skirmish> Why did you even link that Bastardly_One? 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I have no idea Skirmish
35:00 <Bastardly_One> used to be a reg here ... I could imagine him stalking her if he knew
35:00 <British^Meat> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=327281057440766
35:00 <British^Meat> what is that even?
35:00 <Skirmish> You disgust me old man. 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> ty
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that was the intention
36:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
36:00 <Serenity> stop posting my fkn photo
36:00 <Bastardly_One> sif
37:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/o9yfeDE.jpg
37:00 <Bastardly_One> what was ... that?
37:00 <Skirmish> If it was your photo he would be furiously jerking off over it whilst waiting for the real doll he had made based off it to be delivered.
37:00 <Bastardly_One> what a shit quit
38:00 <couleurs> bloodey idiets y do we still even have those old trams
38:00 <British^Meat> it was proof that the scots shouldnt be allowed video cameras
38:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I have two of her
38:00 <Bastardly_One> poster sized
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and who fucking told you about that?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive is gonna be so pissed
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna have my own Serenity :D
39:00 <Bastardly_One> aren't they trying to buy new trams
39:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed British^Meat
39:00 <matrix> Plenty of old ones still around
39:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe she stole it off an English person
39:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxNYvk_0Onw
39:00 <Serenity> everyone wants one
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gabrielle Aplin - Please Don't Say You Love Me (Date not found) 3:28 - Category: Music - 8,797,080 - 67,629 likes (98.6%), 926 dislikes (1.4%)
39:00 <Excessive> pissd yew says?
39:00 <Serenity> are you going to the gathering? ill be sure to avoid you
39:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
40:00 <slinky_J> somebody still playing silly billies
40:00 <slinky_J> fkn seroquel wore off
40:00 <couleurs> just leave da city circle 1 and get rid of these junks
40:00 <Excessive> this is wat we have ........ http://www.sydneylightrail.transport.nsw.gov.au
40:00 <slinky_J> got one for ya b1
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you won't be avoiding me 
40:00 <Serenity> ill be hanging out with kc
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be taking you with me 
40:00 <Serenity> i dont think so
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the real life doll version
40:00 <Bastardly_One> keep up
40:00 <Bastardly_One> random but 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> have you see Rubber?
41:00 <slinky_J> i say this "Instead of like askin you what makes u an individual or some shitty ice breaker, what makes a good shitty ice breaker?"
41:00 <slinky_J> pussy is for faggots.
41:00 <matrix> Hmm mm
41:00 <Bastardly_One> youtube that movie ... it's so bad it's great
41:00 <Excessive> [23:40] <Bastardly_One> the real life doll version <----- he lieks to travel light
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it's about a tire in the back of a truck in a junkyard
41:00 <Bastardly_One> falls in love with a woman
41:00 <Bastardly_One> gets off the truck and goes mental killing everyone
41:00 <Serenity> i have not
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and Sharknado
41:00 <Serenity> i think i might dye my hair green and black
42:00 <Bastardly_One> check the trailers out and find the full versions
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll love them
42:00 <Bastardly_One> what green?
42:00 <Serenity> twiztid green
42:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
42:00 <Serenity> has to be UV tho that will be ace
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw someone with bottle green and black today 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that looked good
43:00 <Excessive> ugh ........ y with John down there?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> like how blonde is layed over black
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but instead bottle green
43:00 <Serenity> yeah ill have to work out how i want to do it
43:00 <Serenity> ive done pink and black before
44:00 <Skirmish> Who the hell asks someone else "What makes you an individual"? 
44:00 <Excessive> ah, this is playin again ......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As_emZYmtbQ
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Don't Cha Watch the News? - Pussycat Dolls vs BBC News Remix (Date not found) 4:43 - Category: News &amp; Politics - 461 views - 7 likes (77.8%), 2 dislikes (22.2%)
44:00 <Serenity> by the time the gathering comes my hair should be recovered enough
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that's in your main pic innit?
44:00 <Serenity> no thats pink/purple
44:00 <Serenity> the black was a few years ago
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know why I see it 
44:00 <milk> why not get a mauve through to silver blue colour
44:00 <Serenity> i put my pic back up
45:00 <Bastardly_One> what? on Skype?
45:00 <Serenity> i dont like the blank n if creeps want to steal it that bad
45:00 <Serenity> nah fb
45:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I mean I see you with pink and black
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, I'm not stalking you
45:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you're that bored and I can if you want
45:00 <Serenity> its fine.
47:00 <fawks> someone who wants to know what makes someone else an individual
47:00 <slinky_J> o wot
47:00 <slinky_J> i was chattin to a stripper
47:00 <fawks> ok
47:00 <Bastardly_One> if I do go to the Gathering 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I might have to get some contacts
47:00 <Serenity> i def will be
47:00 <Serenity> twizit ones
47:00 <Serenity> twiztid
47:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine doing the full get go with glasses and looking like me?
47:00 <Excessive> wat's this Gathering stuffs?
48:00 <slinky_J> O_o
48:00 <matrix> Wb mew
48:00 <slinky_J> fkn
48:00 <Serenity> we'll be hanging out in the kc tent anyway
48:00 <Kynetic> kc?
48:00 <Kynetic> you mean kfc?
48:00 <Kynetic> cos if theres a kfc tent
48:00 <Kynetic> im there.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I just thought of something
48:00 <Bastardly_One> if Boondox is back 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he could come as well 
48:00 <Serenity> i mean kc.
49:00 <Mew> thx m8
49:00 <matrix> Pleasure
49:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
49:00 <Fez> No kfc if youll be there kynetic
49:00 <Kynetic> and the jo jo?
49:00 <Serenity> he probbaly will
49:00 <Fez> It be all eaten
49:00 <Serenity> its only a mini one so be interesting to see who they bring
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I want the line up NOW!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'd say Boondox now he's back 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and who else?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's only gonna be 2 or 3
49:00 <Serenity> madchild maybe
50:00 <matrix> :-)
50:00 <slinky_J> remember way back then when life was much more simpler?
50:00 <slinky_J> a fist in your face
50:00 <Mew> i just made so many prank calls as a jaded muslim called Ramone
50:00 <slinky_J> with a microphone fist fuckin ya!
50:00 <Jewel> lol panda
50:00 <slinky_J> lols
50:00 <slinky_J> ur still here yaayy
50:00 <slinky_J> trip out with me n watch this movie
50:00 <Serenity> kc will be playing
50:00 <Serenity> perhaps hoodoo
50:00 <Bastardly_One> ABK would be good
50:00 <Bastardly_One> possible
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but Boondox makes my life easier if he shows
51:00 <matrix> Prank calls....  very old school
51:00 <Skirmish> lol Mew
51:00 <Mew> i was hanging out with fifteen yrlds
51:00 <matrix> Lol
51:00 <Skirmish> You would have had them in stitches
51:00 <Bastardly_One> just not shave for a week and wear a hat and do a half face
51:00 <Excessive> wat's this Gathering stuffs?
51:00 <Serenity> im gonna me legit excited for the next 18 months
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ICP's Psychotic Records label
51:00 <Serenity> hopefully its mid year
52:00 <matrix> Especially as a Muslim
52:00 <Mew> we were playing kamikaze darts before this where we hold the dart board
52:00 <Skirmish> Tiem for dinner.
52:00 <matrix> Oh that sounds dangerous
52:00 <Bastardly_One> each year they have a Gathering in Detroit usually
52:00 <Bastardly_One> around June (ish)
52:00 <Bastardly_One> we're getting one because they forgot how much they luff us
53:00 <Mew> it was so fun
53:00 <matrix> I bet
53:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_Q3phTidNc
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brooklyn Academy - Sound Bytes (Mar 1, 2011) 4:25 - Category: Music - 1,125 - 15 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
53:00 <Skirmish> I want a call from the jaded muslim Ramone now. 
53:00 <Excessive> so uz r gonnah travel x many k's to it no matter where it is?
54:00 <Mew> omg really
54:00 <fawks> hai memew
54:00 <matrix> Lol
54:00 <Mew> foofieeeeeeee
54:00 <Serenity> has to be either early next year or in the second half of next year
54:00 <Serenity> because they have their own one in jukyt
54:00 <Serenity> july
54:00 <slinky_J> to wot
54:00 <Bastardly_One> they won't postpone the detroit one 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> summer I am tipping
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and outdoors it's gonna be Vic or NSW
54:00 <Bastardly_One> being cunts they'll make it in Qld
55:00 <Skirmish> FUCK MY LIFE. I left my fork at home.  Eating lasagne with a spoon now. 
55:00 <matrix>  
55:00 <fawks> hows u
55:00 <matrix> Oh damn skirmish
55:00 <Mew> gd fanx
55:00 <Mew> u
55:00 <matrix> At least you have a spoon
55:00 <Serenity> cannibal corpes was just at the gathering
55:00 <Serenity> spewing
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking damn I saw just then
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to find the thingo 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know when they tell us all what they're doing
55:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe there was more clues
55:00 <Excessive> see mabbe they end up somewhere around Darwin, it wouldn't matter even if it was on in winter, the travel would mabbe be worth it then ha haha haha ha
56:00 <Skirmish> indeed
56:00 <fawks> m gud
56:00 <matrix> It's hard to eat without a spoon or fork
56:00 <Serenity> [9:44pm] <Skirmish> Who the hell asks someone else "What makes you an individual"?
56:00 <Serenity> a sociologist does
56:00 <fawks> mabbe ha haha haha ha
56:00 <Serenity> they will release it when theyre ready
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah bastards
56:00 <Serenity> they always keep the location secret until the ticket sales are up
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah WHEN they go on sale
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and actually announce a lineup
56:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I wanna find the thingo ... 
57:00 <matrix> Hmm
57:00 <matrix> Yes what makes you you
57:00 <ShadowLurker> what makes you poo
57:00 <matrix> What is unique about you
57:00 <matrix> Kind of a hard question to answer for some
57:00 <Serenity> individual identity is very interesting. looking through culture and socialisation
57:00 <Serenity> what thingo
57:00 <Bastardly_One> on fayglow.org
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it is 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> they have a vid of them telling everyone what they're up to
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's only bits
57:00 <Serenity> the only thing official is the GOTJ seminar
57:00 <Bastardly_One> not the entire thing
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the one
57:00 <Bastardly_One> DUH
57:00 <Bastardly_One> mind blank
57:00 <Bastardly_One> the seminar ... just recent
58:00 <slinky_J> A SOCIOLWEEDOLIGIST LACED MY BRAINZ
58:00 <slinky_J> xD
58:00 <Serenity> yes... its from the last one
58:00 <Serenity> like 4 days ago
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I need to find the full one 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> or you've seen it and no clues?
59:00 <matrix> Night all
59:00 <Kynetic> i dont trust anyone who has 'the rapist' in their title
59:00 <Serenity> lucky ill be a psychologist then
59:00 <Serenity> but we can play the rape game if you want
59:00 <Kynetic> are you tying me up?
59:00 <Serenity> sure
59:00 <Serenity> ive seen it
59:00 <Serenity> and no there isnt
59:00 <Serenity> and there wont be
59:00 <Bastardly_One> not even Shaggy fucking up and getting excited and along the lines of ... we're playin in Australia at Sy ... oh shit man!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
59:00 <Serenity> no
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the first tour though 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> remember I didn't see the last
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