// #melbourne — 2013-11-09
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15:53:00 <crash> im gonna go on 'deal or no deal'
15:53:00 <Nikky`> no deal
15:53:00 <crash> i think its a good goal
15:53:00 <crash> Nikky`: thats the plan
15:53:00 <crash> ill just pick the case with 200k
15:53:00 <Nikky`> awesome..I can have lots of car washes with that
15:54:00 <crash> won't be any paint to wash
15:54:00 <crash> ahh thats right black car ;p
15:54:00 <crash> eww
15:54:00 <Nikky`> oh well, just get me a new car :P
15:54:00 <crash> sure, just not a black one
15:55:00 <Nikky`> sure
15:55:00 <crash> ill get you a motorbike
15:55:00 <crash> be easy to get into work then
15:56:00 <Nikky`> lol one try on riding it i'll die
15:56:00 <crash> you will be fine after the first few crashes
15:57:00 <Nikky`> I'll pass
15:57:00 <crash> ill get you 5k worth of myki then
15:57:00 <crash> after my debut on deal or no deal
15:58:00 <Nikky`> haha sure, that will help
15:58:00 <crash> hey Doodle
15:59:00 <Nikky`> Hey Doodle :o)
15:59:00 <Doodle> hai crash
15:59:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos :)
15:59:00 <Nikky`> <3
15:59:00 <Doodle> <3 whats happening
16:00:00 <crash> think im hungry
16:00:00 <Nikky`> Not much here, you?
16:00:00 <Nikky`> Hey johninja :o)
16:00:00 <johninja> heyo Nikky`
16:00:00 <Doodle> same same
16:02:00 <Nikky`> Nice afternoon for it
16:03:00 <johninja> ooohhh afternoon delight
16:06:00 <johninja> hey hypn0tic
16:07:00 <Nikky`> ooooooh delightful
16:07:00 <hypn0tic> hey johninja
16:08:00 <hypn0tic> what's doin?
16:08:00 <johninja> not a lot mang, gotta do some cementing in a bit
16:08:00 <johninja> you?
16:09:00 <hypn0tic> chillin until a party later tonight
16:09:00 <beehhh> hmm is this melbourne
16:09:00 <hypn0tic> should be good
16:09:00 <johninja> sweet
16:09:00 <beehhh> time laspe in a zone long before
16:09:00 <hypn0tic> indecisive about the car sitch
16:09:00 <johninja> hmm yeah thats a tough one eh
16:09:00 <johninja> i just get Nikky` to come pick me up
16:10:00 <Nikky`> Its true.. i'm the dedicated driver
16:10:00 <hypn0tic> i used to have people who'd do that for me
16:10:00 <hypn0tic> well, there is still one who'd do it for cash
16:11:00 <hypn0tic> just not the same
16:11:00 <crash> Nikky`: whats your driving like ?
16:11:00 <Nikky`> My driving is awesome
16:11:00 <crash> slow i bet
16:11:00 <beehhh> so hot outside
16:12:00 <beehhh> we are near to philipine
16:12:00 <johninja> haha true
16:12:00 <Nikky`> I'm not slow
16:13:00 <crash> lol
16:14:00 <beehhh> lemon juice in hot cuppa
16:16:00 <crash> PandasDontDrive: you around ?
16:16:00 <Kancho> are you ok beehhh?
16:18:00 <]shads[> ol
16:19:00 <beehhh> whos in femdom? msg me
16:20:00 <beehhh> into
16:22:00 <simba> fuck off beehhh you faggot dog
16:23:00 <beehhh> ur a gay cunt
16:24:00 <Kancho> ok google
16:25:00 <simba> ok google
16:25:00 <simba> you dont wanna see me get evil - flodan
16:26:00 <Nikky`> Yes I do
16:26:00 <]shads[> lol
16:28:00 <Nikky`> bbl
16:32:00 <]shads[> k
16:32:00 <BMO> [15:53] <beehhh> ur a gay cunt
16:32:00 <BMO> lol
16:32:00 <]shads[> lollllllllllllllllllllll
16:34:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/turbo-nonsense.htm
16:36:00 <]shads[> `seen sluttydrop
16:37:00 <prowl> ]shads[, sluttydrop is on #sex right now.
16:41:00 <ghostintheshell82> hey all
16:41:00 <Druidess> doodle is benig mean
16:41:00 <ghostintheshell82> lol hey druidess
16:41:00 <British^Meat> goddamn it Doodle, grow up
16:42:00 <ghostintheshell82> g'day British^Meat
16:42:00 <British^Meat> greets
16:42:00 <British^Meat> can i call you GITS?
16:42:00 <ghostintheshell82> hahah
16:42:00 <johninja> i just got banned from a fucking anon site for pulling them up on using false picture to promote shit
16:42:00 <ghostintheshell82> why?
16:42:00 <johninja> what a bunch of fuckwits
16:42:00 <johninja> supposed to be better than that man
16:43:00 <British^Meat> rudeness
16:43:00 <ghostintheshell82> that sucks
16:43:00 <British^Meat> please give them a good old ear bashing
16:43:00 <johninja> oh i will
16:44:00 <johninja> this is not fucking on
16:44:00 <British^Meat> NOW its on
16:44:00 <British^Meat> but b4 it was NOT on
16:44:00 <British^Meat> yes?
16:44:00 <]shads[> `seen sluttydrop
16:44:00 <British^Meat> its not on but it is
16:44:00 <prowl> ]shads[, sluttydrop is on #sex right now.
16:44:00 <ghostintheshell82> you mean anon as in the hacker group?
16:45:00 <]shads[> `seen daniel
16:45:00 <prowl> ]shads[, I found 3 matches to your query: ponyo, pwny, daniel. ponyo ([email protected]) was last seen parting #cunts 4 weeks 3 days 5 hours 12 minutes ago (09.10. 10:32), after spending 3 days 16 hours 37 minutes there.
16:53:00 <]shads[> ha
17:07:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/4th-demension.htm
17:13:00 <{LeE}> LOL
17:14:00 <{LeE}> hi johninja druidess
17:14:00 <druidess> hi
17:15:00 <johninja> heyo
17:16:00 <awolf> druidess is cuter than faux, end of message
17:17:00 <johninja> ooh does awolf have a crush?
17:17:00 <johninja> cute
17:17:00 <awolf> more like a boner
17:17:00 <johninja> lolo
17:17:00 <johninja> hope it works out
17:17:00 <johninja> i suspect it may
17:18:00 <{LeE}> O_o
17:18:00 <British^Meat> I unno
17:18:00 <British^Meat> i havent seen druidess pic
17:18:00 <{LeE}> i just had lunch
17:18:00 <British^Meat> im not sure
17:18:00 <{LeE}> i have
17:18:00 <British^Meat> i think i saw Maurice, she was pretty cute
17:19:00 <awolf> lets rank girls on irc by their hotness
17:19:00 <{LeE}> i'm off to go clean more of this kids room changing every thing around and chucking crap out
17:19:00 <awolf> u go ferst
17:19:00 <{LeE}> i rather not
17:19:00 <{LeE}> lol
17:19:00 <{LeE}> have fun tho cya's all laterz
17:20:00 <{LeE}> HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Brotherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
17:20:00 <{LeE}> k bye
17:21:00 <awolf> l8r lee
17:34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> which one of u mutherfuckers hacked my machine
17:34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im missing files :/
17:34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> and the desktop has been flipped
17:34:00 <awolf> souds like ur computer crashed
17:35:00 <awolf> then ur icons were all lined up alphabetically and u lost some open files that went corrupted
17:36:00 <awolf> but they would still be there probably so i dont know, are they in ur recycle bin did u do a search
17:36:00 <awolf> sometimes when im drink i click and drag by mistake
17:37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
17:38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im gonna pop some arse ive only got $20
17:38:00 <]shads[> get a stick
17:39:00 <]shads[> or buy a minidisc
17:39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i dunno
17:39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i feel like cryin
17:39:00 <]shads[> yeah i quit weed
17:39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> might do the same
17:40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im smoking it everyday
17:40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> all my money is going on it
17:40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 2hrs of happiness
17:40:00 <]shads[> exactly
17:40:00 <British^Meat> i have not smoked a weed since sunday
17:40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 22hrs of hanging
17:40:00 <]shads[> yea
17:40:00 <British^Meat> i was hoping to have a weed this weekend
17:40:00 <British^Meat> but i got stooged
17:40:00 <British^Meat> so monday it is
17:40:00 <johninja> its better not to smoke everyday mang
17:41:00 <]shads[> yeah but its highly addictive
17:41:00 <johninja> will mess you up and you get tollerance buildup
17:41:00 <johninja> true
17:41:00 <]shads[> u would walk 20 miles in the rain for 5 cones
17:41:00 <johninja> i'm ot sure about highly addictive
17:41:00 <johninja> hmm
17:41:00 <]shads[> on a monday night
17:41:00 <]shads[> been there done that
17:41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer tolorance .. thats why people do other things like work then come home have a joint or two bongs n they are fucked
17:41:00 <johninja> but you don't see many people robbing houses to get weed
17:42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dayilght = work
17:42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> night = beer + weed
17:42:00 <British^Meat> pfft beer
17:42:00 <British^Meat> theres your problem
17:42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ok vodka?
17:42:00 <]shads[> if there shooting oxys and meth they usually smoke weed.
17:43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ohhh yerr
17:43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
17:43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> very enticing
17:43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> snort a line of coke
17:43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> anyway
17:43:00 <]shads[> they would rob there own mother
17:43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> true that
17:44:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i would also
17:44:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i do have morals
17:44:00 <]shads[> chasing there tail
17:44:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
17:44:00 <]shads[> lol
17:44:00 <]shads[> yeah true
17:45:00 <]shads[> i could go get on now its saturday night but fuck it..save cash,cant let it overrule
17:45:00 <MrMark> arvo
17:46:00 <]shads[> got rego coming up
17:46:00 <]shads[> hence the guy that gets it for me takes half
17:46:00 <]shads[> fuckn junky
17:48:00 <British^Meat> oh dear
17:49:00 <]shads[> `seen theron
17:49:00 <prowl> ]shads[, TheRon ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 22 hours 25 minutes ago (08.11. 18:23) stating "Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client" after spending 3 hours 47 minutes there.
17:50:00 <British^Meat> oh my
17:52:00 <johninja> lol THeMayo
17:52:00 <johninja> ?
17:55:00 <faux> pllp
17:56:00 <BlackDevil> faux ignored everyone
17:56:00 <johninja> /ignore *@*
17:56:00 <BlackDevil> yea she did that to me
17:57:00 <johninja> lol i used to think you could ignore the ops and they couldn't see what you say
17:57:00 <johninja> brilliant scheme
17:58:00 <BlackDevil> yea shes a lesbian
18:08:00 <awolf> www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruOAAoC-1E0?
18:08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (WTF MIX) DJ BL3ND (Jul 20, 2010) 10:17 - Category: Music - 26,320,997 views - 93,102 likes (95.6%), 4,261 dislikes (4.4%)
18:15:00 <SeZz> urmums a lesbian
18:17:00 <Kelevra> My mum probably saw two vaginas in her life, mine and hers lol
18:18:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
18:18:00 <Kelevra> In 2009 she had to bath me and asked why it was bald
18:18:00 <Kelevra> So awks
18:19:00 <couleurs> that's how many a lot of the boys in here have seen too...
18:19:00 <Kelevra> 'Girls do that these days mum'
18:19:00 <Kelevra> Haha couleurs
18:20:00 <Kelevra> In 2011 when I bathed my mum she asked if hers looked okay and I said 'if mine looks like that at your age I'll be happy'
18:20:00 <Kelevra> Haha
18:20:00 <ShadowLurker> hahah
18:20:00 <SeZz> LOL
18:20:00 <SeZz> jesus
18:20:00 <Kelevra> It was tidy
18:20:00 <couleurs> beautiful bond
18:21:00 <Kelevra> I think so, she was a gem
18:21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> everyone theres a pedophile in #cats his name is skip`
18:21:00 <Kelevra> Skip o.o
18:22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
18:22:00 <British^Meat> wot, this guy.......?
18:22:00 <British^Meat> http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/4808/8d22.png
18:22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> what makes it worse is his a police officer
18:22:00 <Kelevra> Does he live in Europe?
18:25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dunno...
18:25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> anyway
18:25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> just some troll
18:25:00 <ghostintheshell82> yikes
18:25:00 <ghostintheshell82> lol
18:25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> how r u Kelevra
18:25:00 <ghostintheshell82> there goes my dinner!
18:26:00 <Kelevra> I'm good, almost got punched before though which was worrying, how are you?
18:26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wow what happend
18:26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i hope u would of kicked there arse
18:27:00 <Kelevra> Lees kid got pissed off and wanted to punch me in the stomach, Lee stepped in and copped the punch, I did a really horrible thing though and grabbed the kid by the jacket and put her in the corner
18:27:00 <Kelevra> It didn't hurt her but I was shocked cause I've never handled a child
18:28:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer
18:28:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> demon child :)
18:28:00 <Kelevra> I'm so not maternal
18:29:00 <Kelevra> I just see black and white, right and wrong
18:29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer i dont know about displing kids
18:29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> but bouyndaries have to be set
18:29:00 <awolf> its not so much the pain its the fear
18:29:00 <Kelevra> Its bad hey, we're adults and lost when it comes to kids
18:29:00 <awolf> sometimes you can clap your hands and thats enough, im talking about cats tho
18:30:00 <awolf> which i figure the same basic principle applies
18:30:00 <Kelevra> She doesn't respond to claps or yelling
18:30:00 <Kelevra> She's pretty scary
18:30:00 <awolf> you can to condiition the response
18:30:00 <awolf> so i used to clap my hands then smack my cats ass
18:31:00 <Kelevra> I'm hopeless lol
18:31:00 <awolf> now all i have to do is clap and she jumps into line
18:31:00 <Kelevra> I guess she's a good girl
18:31:00 <Kelevra> This one.. Scary.
18:33:00 <awolf> whats for dinner
18:33:00 <Kelevra> Pasta bake, chicken and vegies
18:33:00 <Kelevra> You?
18:34:00 <awolf> ok on my way
18:34:00 <Kelevra> Haha
18:34:00 <awolf> i have some frozen dinners but also some latina fresh
18:34:00 <awolf> could make a pasta bake but so muhc effort
18:35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> its a trap
18:36:00 <Kelevra> Aww
18:36:00 <Kelevra> Cheer up juzzy
18:37:00 <awolf> `seen mew
18:37:00 <prowl> awolf, Mew ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 17 hours 7 minutes ago (09.11. 00:29) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 6 hours 46 minutes there.
18:37:00 <awolf> `seen pirate
18:37:00 <prowl> awolf, I found 2 matches to your query: Pierate, Pirate. Pierate ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #random by ChanOP ( (Element) Banned: Move) 1 week 5 days 21 hours 31 minutes ago (27.10. 20:06), after spending 32 seconds there.
18:38:00 <awolf> where da funk ar they
18:38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> being a saturday prob out enjoyin themselfs
18:38:00 <awolf> `seen amsy
18:38:00 <prowl> awolf, amsy is on #sports right now.
18:39:00 <awolf> i think she ditched us
18:39:00 <couleurs> :))))))
18:43:00 <Shadowgate> couleurs smiled lol
18:43:00 <Shadowgate> couleurs is funny lol
18:44:00 <Kelevra> You're boring Shadowgate
18:44:00 <Kelevra> Total Wayne Kerr
18:44:00 <British^Meat> LOL Shadowgate GOT TOLD LOL
18:46:00 <Shadowgate> Kelevra lol hahaahh
18:48:00 <simba> shut up ShadowLurker
18:48:00 <simba> Shadowgate
18:49:00 <couleurs> ReD^ALeRT
18:53:00 <British^Meat> da fuq?
19:20:00 <ghostintheshell82> hey Nikky`
19:21:00 <ghostintheshell82> welcome back
19:21:00 <Nikky`> Hey ghostface
19:21:00 <Nikky`> thank you
19:21:00 <stebie> Nikky` <3
19:21:00 <Nikky`> stebie <3
19:21:00 <ghostintheshell82> yw
19:22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hi stebie
19:22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hi Nikky`
19:22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hi ghostintheshell82
19:23:00 <Nikky`> Hiya WiLd_TuRkeY :o)
19:25:00 <ghostintheshell82> g'day WiLd_TuRkeY
19:25:00 <Shadowgate> NIkky kills people of laughter lol
19:26:00 <Nikky`> No, I just kill ppl :P
19:26:00 <Shadowgate> lol
19:34:00 <TheRon> Lost today
19:34:00 <TheRon> So depressed
19:34:00 <Nikky`> Bummer
19:35:00 <TheRon> My teammates offered nothing
19:35:00 <Nikky`> Sack em
19:35:00 <Nikky`> oops
19:35:00 <TheRon> If only
19:36:00 <TheRon> Only so much you can do bowling first
19:36:00 <TheRon> I need beer
19:36:00 <TheRon> Beer fixes everything
19:38:00 <TheRon> I might even need to pay a woman to slap me around a bit
19:38:00 <Nikky`> I'd do it for free
19:38:00 <TheRon> Nice
19:38:00 <Nikky`> :P
19:39:00 <TheRon> Your place or mine?
19:40:00 <Nikky`> Mine, I don't want to travel to slap you
19:40:00 <TheRon> Damn
19:40:00 <TheRon> How was there weather today?
19:41:00 <TheRon> 4 seasons in one day
19:41:00 <TheRon> Warm one minute ice cold the next
19:41:00 <Nikky`> Was a little non spring like
19:42:00 <TheRon> Does druidess wanna come and slap me around?
19:43:00 <druidess> sure but itll have to be a bit later got to go for a while
19:43:00 <TheRon> Damn, I'll pay you
19:47:00 <TheRon> Maurice I lost bowls
19:48:00 <Maurice> Better than losing bowels I guess
19:49:00 <TheRon> Have you heard about the lonesome loser? Beaten by the queen of hearts everytime
19:50:00 <TheRon> Damn
19:50:00 <TheRon> Johninja?
19:50:00 <johninja> yo
19:50:00 <TheRon> I lost bowls today
19:50:00 <johninja> bummer man :(
19:51:00 <TheRon> So gutted
19:51:00 <johninja> its not about winning or losing, its abut how many beers you can drink
19:51:00 <TheRon> I needed better teammates
19:51:00 <TheRon> My oath
19:51:00 <TheRon> I'm trying to drink beers
19:53:00 <TheRon> John farnham's touch of paradise seems like a pedo song
19:55:00 <TheRon> Doodle you would've loved the Ballarat weather today
20:02:00 <TheRon> So.....
20:02:00 <johninja> wb
20:04:00 <TheRon> Fucking ipad
20:04:00 <stompin> hahahaa
20:05:00 <stompin> any apps i should put on my phone
20:05:00 <stompin> only taken me 4years to sign up foritunes
20:05:00 <TheRon> This time I'm playing to win
20:05:00 <georgeandwell> hi
20:06:00 <TheRon> Hello George
20:06:00 <georgeandwell> hi ron
20:06:00 <TheRon> I lost bowls today George I'm bummed
20:07:00 <georgeandwell> ok
20:07:00 <TheRon> That all you got?
20:07:00 <georgeandwell> yeah
20:08:00 <TheRon> Damn
20:08:00 <georgeandwell> do u know how much i can sell my ipad4 for
20:08:00 <georgeandwell> 6month old with receipt
20:08:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
20:08:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Is it me your lookin for johninja
20:08:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> TapKiNg
20:09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> johninja is gangster
20:09:00 <johninja> dammnnn....i wish i was your lover
20:09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
20:09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i have to use a iris scanner to logon
20:10:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im going to bed soon johninja
20:10:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> No parties tonight
20:10:00 <TheRon> $400 ?
20:10:00 <johninja> oh true, i have to step out in a sec
20:11:00 <johninja> already got a pretty good buzz going
20:11:00 <TheRon> My beer is a boy
20:11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im on my 6th midstrenght
20:11:00 <TheRon> Pussy
20:11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> going to bed after i finish it
20:12:00 <TheRon> Pussy
20:12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wake up .. nuthin to do
20:12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill show u my pussy TheRon
20:12:00 <TheRon> I bet you will
20:13:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i saught dinner TheRon https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/q77/s720x720/1459956_10200947132787749_1508392846_n.jpg
20:14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> *caught
20:14:00 <TheRon> Nice
20:14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lamb
20:14:00 <TheRon> I love lamb
20:15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hardly any meat on that lamb
20:15:00 <couleurs> i love lamp
20:15:00 <TheRon> I love chair
20:16:00 <TheRon> Do we need to sing afternoon delight now?
20:17:00 <TheRon> Thirsty merc - someday someday
20:19:00 <TheRon> Hello?
20:19:00 <TheRon> Hi
20:20:00 <awolf> stiiina sux
20:20:00 <georgeandwell> hi
20:20:00 <TheRon> Does not
20:20:00 <TheRon> Does she?
20:21:00 <TheRon> George you play any sport?
20:21:00 <awolf> stinky stiiina smelly salmonella sweaty stank
20:21:00 <TheRon> I still would
20:21:00 <simba> give it a rest andrew
20:21:00 <awolf> all of these words start with the letter S .. cooincidene
20:22:00 <TheRon> Every fucking horse as an s in its name
20:22:00 <simba> what about phar lap
20:22:00 <TheRon> 12th man, ken calendar with a lisp
20:23:00 <georgeandwell> not really, is guitar a sport?
20:23:00 <TheRon> No
20:23:00 <TheRon> Take up bowls
20:23:00 <TheRon> It's perfect
20:24:00 <TheRon> Partay plays bowls
20:25:00 <georgeandwell> is going to massage places a sport?
20:25:00 <fawks> and fiorente
20:25:00 <fawks> the one who win th melb cup
20:25:00 <TheRon> Sandinista
20:26:00 <TheRon> Dandino
20:26:00 <partay> im a pro lawn bowler
20:26:00 <TheRon> I'd kick your arse
20:26:00 <partay> nope
20:26:00 <partay> i know my jacks
20:27:00 <TheRon> Every night on fox sports next week at 6 pm lawn bowls for three hours
20:27:00 <partay> id kick your ass.. then take your granny home
20:28:00 <TheRon> You might have to take a long bath
20:28:00 <TheRon> To wrinkle up
20:28:00 <partay> i have bath salts
20:28:00 <partay> im good to go
20:28:00 <partay> radox
20:28:00 <partay> :)
20:29:00 <fawks> l
20:29:00 <fawks> ol
20:29:00 <TheRon> Fawks ever thought of taking up lawn bowls?
20:29:00 <simba> lol
20:29:00 <simba> im sure she thinks of it most days
20:30:00 <fawks> yes it is a frequent thought
20:30:00 <partay> faux could polish the balls
20:30:00 <simba> lmaooo
20:30:00 <fawks> LOL
20:30:00 <fawks> rude partay
20:30:00 <partay> you took it there faux
20:30:00 <TheRon> You people may scoff but it's the perfect sport
20:30:00 <fawks> I absolutely did not
20:30:00 <awolf> Dreamworld under threat from bushfire
20:30:00 <simba> id try it one day
20:31:00 <partay> indeed.. bowl and end.. have a beer.. bowl and end have a beer
20:31:00 <awolf> Typhoon Haiyan: more than 100 dead as 'world's biggest storm' hits Philippines
20:31:00 <simba> the walkerville bowls club was down the road from my primary school and walkerville is full of snotty old cunts so they probably had a huge snotty nosed tourney happening
20:31:00 <partay> dreamworld was evacuated today
20:31:00 <simba> snooty
20:31:00 <TheRon> West end riot
20:32:00 <fawks> lok
20:32:00 <TheRon> When a bar only had west end there was a riot
20:32:00 <fawks> loli
20:32:00 <fawks> ugh
20:32:00 <simba> loli
20:32:00 <TheRon> You drink west end Simba?
20:34:00 <TheRon> Fawks honestly plenty of women play lawn bowls
20:34:00 <fawks> I'm sure they do.
20:34:00 <fawks> good for them
20:35:00 <partay> barefoot bowls is popular here
20:35:00 <partay> for a sunday sesh
20:36:00 <TheRon> Split enz - I hope I never
20:37:00 <simba> lol TheRon
20:37:00 <simba> i dont think i have ever ever drank west end
20:37:00 <simba> is it better than vb
20:39:00 <TheRon> Worse
20:39:00 <TheRon> Apparently southwark is worse again
20:40:00 <simba> why would u do that to urself man
20:40:00 <simba> i almost had a grolsch today but it expired in 2012
20:40:00 <TheRon> I wouldn't
20:40:00 <simba> even my old man only drinks wine
20:40:00 <simba> now
20:40:00 <TheRon> Unaustralian
20:41:00 <simba> penfolds is fucken aussie m9
20:41:00 <TheRon> Warney has a lot to answer for
20:41:00 <simba> bye bbl
20:41:00 <TheRon> Ever since he took up wine, beer sales have dropped
20:42:00 <TheRon> No bastard wants to put up with my drunken tomfoolery
20:42:00 <TheRon> George?
20:43:00 <{LeE}> backkkk
20:43:00 <TheRon> Dear god
20:43:00 <TheRon> Lol
20:45:00 <{LeE}> i feel like death
20:45:00 <TheRon> Have a beer
20:45:00 <thestig> u look like death
20:45:00 <TheRon> That's what I do when I get the flu
20:45:00 <{LeE}> thanx
20:45:00 <TheRon> It helps
20:45:00 <{LeE}> i have devils cut
20:46:00 <TheRon> That's a bourbon right?
20:46:00 <{LeE}> my kid is a devil child
20:46:00 <{LeE}> yes
20:46:00 <{LeE}> it is
20:46:00 <{LeE}> jim beam
20:46:00 <TheRon> Scotch
20:46:00 <TheRon> It's just better
20:46:00 <{LeE}> no thanx
20:46:00 <{LeE}> i cant stand it my step dad srinks it
20:47:00 <SeZz> scotch smells and tastes like a dental clinic
20:47:00 <SeZz> yuck
20:47:00 <TheRon> What has your child done now?
20:47:00 <{LeE}> lol
20:47:00 <{LeE}> oh she hit me
20:47:00 <{LeE}> punched me
20:47:00 <{LeE}> kicked me
20:47:00 <georgeandwell> so
20:47:00 <georgeandwell> whos up for it tonite
20:47:00 <TheRon> Lock her in a cupboard
20:47:00 <{LeE}> she went in a fit of rage
20:47:00 <{LeE}> no
20:48:00 <{LeE}> she may be the devils child but id never do that
20:48:00 <TheRon> Remove all toys from her bedroom
20:48:00 <{LeE}> nah
20:48:00 <{LeE}> doesnt work
20:49:00 <{LeE}> i just take her ipod away
20:49:00 <stompin> o_O
20:49:00 <{LeE}> that doesnt even work
20:49:00 <stompin> tits ans ass1
20:49:00 <Maurice> I'd beat the shit out of mine if the pulled that shit
20:49:00 <{LeE}> stompin what about urs
20:49:00 <TheRon> Time outs!
20:49:00 <{LeE}> yeah well i smacked her bum that sent her even wilder
20:50:00 <{LeE}> put her in her room she wasnt aloud out till she calmed down
20:50:00 <TheRon> Supernanny?
20:50:00 <{LeE}> yeah i need super nanny
20:50:00 <{LeE}> i called her dad n shes like NOOOOOOO i hate dad i dont want him blabla
20:51:00 <{LeE}> told him this is what its like n he had to listen to it all
20:51:00 <TheRon> Behave or I'll get dad?
20:51:00 <{LeE}> well he lives in sydney
20:51:00 <{LeE}> so bit hard
20:52:00 <TheRon> Seen South Park and the sit down and study technique!
20:52:00 <{LeE}> she's only like this coz her dad has come back into her life
20:52:00 <{LeE}> no i havent
20:53:00 <TheRon> It's a technique for dealing with add kids.
20:53:00 <stompin> rum
20:53:00 <{LeE}> rum wont do any thing but hyp her up
20:53:00 <{LeE}> i dont give drinks to my kid anyways its wrong
20:54:00 <TheRon> My bro drank perfume, put him straight to sleep
20:54:00 <{LeE}> :/ wtf why
20:54:00 <TheRon> He was three
20:54:00 <stompin> lol
20:55:00 <{LeE}> oh dear
20:55:00 <{LeE}> :/
20:55:00 <johninja> yeah my bro drank liquid panadol
20:55:00 <johninja> sis did the pefrume
20:55:00 <{LeE}> far out
20:56:00 <johninja> and poisonus flowers
20:56:00 <{LeE}> i never did any of that nor did my bro
20:56:00 <johninja> i was more into cutting the ends of powerchords
20:56:00 <{LeE}> O_o
20:56:00 <johninja> (while they were still plugged in)
20:56:00 <johninja> lol
20:56:00 <{LeE}> thats not good
20:56:00 <johninja> dunno how i didn't get fried
20:56:00 <{LeE}> no idea lol ur craxy
20:57:00 <johninja> lol
20:57:00 <TheRon> I got corn chips
20:57:00 <{LeE}> kool
20:57:00 <johninja> my grandad gave me a kids carpenters kit for christmas
20:57:00 <johninja> 5 mintues later i had chopped one of the legs off his table
20:57:00 <johninja> that got taken off me real quick
20:58:00 <TheRon> Living end - all torn down
20:58:00 <{LeE}> oh fuck
20:58:00 <{LeE}> i bet it did lol
20:58:00 <stompin> selling shit sucks
20:58:00 <stompin> dealing with monkeys
20:58:00 <{LeE}> stompin????
20:59:00 <TheRon> Selling?
20:59:00 <{LeE}> oh i get it
20:59:00 <{LeE}> its like trying to sell something to a monkey
20:59:00 <{LeE}> am i right
20:59:00 <TheRon> Selling stuff to Jews?
20:59:00 <{LeE}> lol
21:00:00 <TheRon> Is that racist?
21:00:00 <British^Meat> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/s720x720/1467307_10152352658808032_172534598_n.jpg
21:00:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrULozjHqkI
21:00:00 <British^Meat> me, right now
21:00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Vandals - "My Girlfriend's Dead" (Animated) (May 4, 2007) 2:44 - Category: Music - 340,566 views - 1,333 likes (97.5%), 34 dislikes (2.5%)
21:01:00 <johninja> nice British^Meat
21:01:00 <johninja> the den
21:01:00 <British^Meat> :p yup, probably couldve given it a bit of spruce up first
21:01:00 <johninja> lol
21:01:00 <johninja> i won't judge
21:01:00 <TheRon> Get the wife to pleasure you at the same time
21:02:00 <johninja> stay classy san diego
21:02:00 <georgeandwell> no fish tank?
21:02:00 <British^Meat> yer da fuk?
21:02:00 <British^Meat> no, no fishies
21:02:00 <johninja> needs more smoking impliments
21:02:00 <johninja> maybe even a fit jar ala piet
21:03:00 <johninja> is that a guitar i see?
21:03:00 <johninja> :D
21:03:00 <{LeE}> lol
21:03:00 <TheRon> Is a cuddle code?
21:03:00 <Nikky`> Of course
21:03:00 <{LeE}> a cuddle is a cuddle
21:03:00 <{LeE}> hugs
21:04:00 <{LeE}> Hold on we're going home
21:04:00 <{LeE}> <3 this song
21:04:00 <TheRon> You got nothing I want, you got nothing I need
21:04:00 <TheRon> Chisel
21:04:00 <{LeE}> Nikky` has no nikkers on
21:05:00 <TheRon> Hello!
21:05:00 <Nikky`> this is true
21:05:00 <johninja> comando
21:05:00 <Nikky`> :P
21:05:00 <{LeE}> :P
21:05:00 <{LeE}> sorry had to tell every one coz nether do i
21:05:00 <TheRon> I'm a man in uniform
21:05:00 <johninja> i'm rocking the boxers
21:05:00 <{LeE}> hot
21:05:00 <Nikky`> I'm rocking the pjs
21:06:00 <TheRon> Free balling?
21:06:00 <johninja> lol cute
21:06:00 <{LeE}> xexy
21:06:00 <johninja> what kind of pjs?
21:06:00 <TheRon> Garfield?
21:06:00 <Nikky`> pink n white ones
21:06:00 <Nikky`> lol no
21:06:00 <{LeE}> i'm in trackies n a t shirt
21:06:00 <TheRon> But no undies?
21:06:00 <{LeE}> y were undies
21:06:00 <johninja> ooh nice@pink and white
21:06:00 <johninja> very girly
21:07:00 <Nikky`> very girly
21:07:00 <{LeE}> brb
21:07:00 <TheRon> I wear jocks because that area tends to get sweaty
21:07:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xmckWVPRa
21:07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Date not found) - - -
21:07:00 <Nikky`> girls need to air out their bits like men do
21:08:00 <TheRon> So no bra then?
21:08:00 <johninja> i like to let my junk hang loose man, gets all scrunched up in jox
21:08:00 <Nikky`> No
21:08:00 <TheRon> Excellent
21:09:00 <TheRon> I'm not wearing a bra either
21:09:00 <Nikky`> I think you should
21:09:00 <johninja> wow my vid got taken down overnight
21:09:00 <Nikky`> I've seen your boobs
21:09:00 <TheRon> I know I should
21:10:00 <TheRon> My bombs put Miley Cyrus to shame
21:10:00 <TheRon> Boobs
21:10:00 <johninja> lol
21:10:00 <johninja> thats not a huge call
21:10:00 <TheRon> I know
21:10:00 <johninja> her ass is even worse
21:10:00 <johninja> looks like a couple of bits of plywood
21:11:00 <TheRon> I just figure everyone has seen her ass and bombs
21:11:00 <TheRon> Boobs
21:11:00 <partay> she has a head like a smashed crab
21:11:00 <TheRon> A butterface
21:12:00 <johninja> she made some weird threat to her dad when he didn't respond to her texts "either you come out and tell everyone the truth or i will"
21:12:00 <johninja> wow
21:12:00 <johninja> all got brushed over
21:12:00 <British^Meat> yer, ive always thought that chick was hoegly
21:12:00 <thestig> oh look johninja back dribbling shit again lol BORING
21:13:00 <georgeandwell> heh
21:13:00 <partay> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CzJnVAq21c
21:13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Uncanny X-Men - How Do You Get Your Kicks (1983) (Jan 18, 2007) 0 - Category: Music - 39,418 views - 68 likes (95.8%), 3 dislikes (4.2%)
21:13:00 <johninja> awww is thestig upset?
21:13:00 <TheRon> Alex Lloyd - never meant to fail
21:13:00 <georgeandwell> partgay u gonna ruin this channel as well with ur racist shit?
21:13:00 <johninja> auch an angry old man
21:14:00 <TheRon> Mandy hello
21:14:00 <mandyjane> Hi Ron
21:14:00 <TheRon> Been a while, what did you do?
21:15:00 <georgeandwell> u guys should not let partgay in this channel
21:15:00 <British^Meat> dude
21:15:00 <georgeandwell> he starts racist arguments
21:15:00 <johninja> fuckoff georgeandwell you dick
21:15:00 <British^Meat> theres a lot of peeps shouldnt be in here :/
21:15:00 <British^Meat> but hey, they still are
21:15:00 <georgeandwell> and hats ppl saying property prices will fall
21:15:00 <TheRon> Me for one
21:15:00 <British^Meat> TheRon is acceptable
21:15:00 <British^Meat> TBH i wish he'd join my chan
21:15:00 <johninja> TheRon i like
21:16:00 <johninja> yes
21:16:00 <British^Meat> He would be a valuable asset
21:16:00 <TheRon> I'm hardcore
21:16:00 <British^Meat> but yer
21:16:00 <georgeandwell> ruined #brisbane channel, thats why they all left uh oh
21:16:00 <johninja> he is very exclusive
21:16:00 <British^Meat> he is a #melbourne exclusive
21:16:00 <johninja> georgeandwell has decided to take his inane dribble on the road it seems
21:16:00 <georgeandwell> hes gonna reck this...but i just wanna warn u
21:16:00 <TheRon> Living end - roll on
21:17:00 <mandyjane> Lol George
21:18:00 <TheRon> George likes spicy chicken
21:18:00 <georgeandwell> it seems a lot of ppl cam from bris channel here
21:18:00 <georgeandwell> but do they live in yarravile like me?
21:18:00 <georgeandwell> or r they brisbane refugees
21:18:00 <TheRon> Bloody Canadians
21:19:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFnOfpIJL0M
21:19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers - Refugee (Oct 5, 2009) 3:20 - Category: Music - 1,210,110 views - 4,269 likes (98.5%), 63 dislikes (1.5%)
21:19:00 <mandyjane> Hi Fawkes
21:19:00 <TheRon> Don't wanna live like a refugee
21:19:00 <mandyjane> -e
21:19:00 <georgeandwell> i just wanna warn u....partgay will start racist slurs , its matter of time
21:19:00 <British^Meat> thanks for the warning
21:20:00 <British^Meat> i think we understand
21:20:00 <johninja> yes
21:20:00 <georgeandwell> toodle
21:20:00 <ghettoflower> yeah, that's real thoughtful of you to say
21:20:00 <TheRon> How do New Zealanders find sheep in long grass?
21:21:00 <TheRon> Very satisfying
21:21:00 <johninja> lol
21:21:00 <Nikky`> I do not
21:21:00 <Nikky`> lies n slander
21:21:00 <johninja> looking like a choir girl, crying like a refugee
21:21:00 <TheRon> You kiwi?
21:21:00 <Nikky`> ok, thats because i'm aussie now
21:22:00 <johninja> we will just accept Nikky` as an aussie like russell crowe and phar lap
21:22:00 <Nikky`> lol
21:22:00 <Nikky`> I have papers to prove it.. i'm all legit n shit :P
21:22:00 <TheRon> In the bledisloe cup who do you root for!
21:23:00 <Nikky`> Aust
21:23:00 <TheRon> Why when we don't
21:23:00 <Nikky`> lol
21:24:00 <TheRon> We just accept defeat and move on
21:24:00 <beehhh> women dont like foreskin missing in action
21:24:00 <Nikky`> One day TheRon..one day
21:24:00 <mandyjane> Wish I could sleep
21:25:00 <TheRon> I know
21:25:00 <beehhh> fiza gone out having sex with a group of chinese boys
21:25:00 <beehhh> mandyjane is fire condition eased at your recidential area n surrounding
21:25:00 <mandyjane> Ages ago
21:25:00 <MrMark> we all sober and behaving?
21:26:00 <TheRon> This week the synagogue is giving 10% off
21:26:00 <beehhh> i saw the fire in dream world's today
21:26:00 <TheRon> No
21:26:00 <beehhh> im going to be a robocop
21:27:00 <mandyjane> I can actually say yes to both mark lol rare occasion
21:27:00 <beehhh> i was bullied n neglected for having a disabled organ
21:27:00 <Zade> lol
21:28:00 <beehhh> it was almost there very close to my reach suddenly i slipped
21:28:00 <beehhh> monopoly
21:29:00 <beehhh> i may be able to show you
21:30:00 <TheRon> Mandy ever dressed as Wonder Woman for some bedroom exploits?
21:31:00 <TheRon> No?
21:31:00 <mandyjane> Would you like me to say yes?
21:31:00 <TheRon> Well....
21:31:00 <mandyjane> I'm wearing said costume now..
21:31:00 <TheRon> Really....
21:31:00 <beehhh> how is ruby
21:31:00 <TheRon> Nice
21:32:00 <beehhh> she miss her pap
21:32:00 <mandyjane> Ruby is sleeping.
21:32:00 <beehhh> good girl
21:33:00 <mandyjane> She has nippers at 9 tomorrow morning.
21:33:00 <beehhh> mandyjane what are you wearing
21:33:00 <mandyjane> Wonder Woman costume man
21:33:00 <TheRon> Have you got headphones on!
21:34:00 <mandyjane> No?
21:34:00 <TheRon> She keeps no, she keeps no secrets from me
21:34:00 <TheRon> Sorry I forgot the :)
21:35:00 <beehhh> i used to be like that in melb
21:37:00 <beehhh> i fucked it up damn
21:37:00 <TheRon> Can somebody please tell me what the time is
21:38:00 <mandyjane> 938p
21:38:00 <TheRon> Yep
21:38:00 <mandyjane> Yep
21:38:00 <stompin> mandyjane get ya tits out
21:38:00 <mandyjane> Lol
21:39:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-photos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/s720x720/1466210_10151792326637672_1277999029_n.jpg
21:39:00 <TheRon> All classy like though
21:40:00 <TheRon> The London bombs
21:40:00 <stompin> wtfffffff
21:40:00 <TheRon> Idk
21:40:00 <mandyjane> Youse get link?
21:41:00 <TheRon> Doesn't impress me.
21:41:00 <mandyjane> It hurts
21:41:00 <TheRon> I bet, why do it!
21:42:00 <faux> is that you Maurice
21:42:00 <faux> mandyjane *
21:42:00 <mandyjane> Yes. Got outline done today. Five hours
21:42:00 <TheRon> Doesn't appeal
21:42:00 <Maurice> I BET YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE
21:42:00 <mandyjane> Lol
21:42:00 <faux> why would i do that on purpose
21:43:00 <TheRon> Why didn't you get great big tattoo of a nude chick?
21:43:00 <Maurice> Is that a cum stain on your pants
21:43:00 <mandyjane> It's ink Maurice
21:44:00 <Maurice> White ink from a black tattoo?
21:44:00 <mandyjane> Black ink
21:45:00 <SeZz> gag
21:46:00 <TheRon> Too many chicks got ink
21:46:00 <TheRon> It's unattractive to me
21:46:00 <Nikky`> Depends on what they have
21:47:00 <SeZz> not sure how ones gender is relevant
21:47:00 <Maurice> I have ink but only 2 are visible coz they're on my wrists
21:47:00 <Maurice> The rest are only visible during doggy style..
21:47:00 <mandyjane> I have three now. Back wrist and foot
21:47:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` do u have ink?
21:47:00 <mandyjane> Lol Maurice
21:47:00 <Nikky`> No I don't Tuftoy
21:48:00 <TheRon> I'm all natural
21:48:00 <mandyjane> I believe the term is "clean skin" Ron
21:48:00 <TheRon> Everything is original
21:48:00 <Maurice> Except for the penis implant, TheRon..
21:48:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` :)
21:48:00 <Nikky`> Do you Tuftoy?
21:48:00 <Zade> not even a piercing TheRon?
21:49:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` no but u can ink ur name lol
21:49:00 <TheRon> Officially I don't have a penis implant
21:49:00 <Maurice> Unofficially he does
21:49:00 <Nikky`> haha sure Tuftoy.. i'll ink my name on you
21:49:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` sure lol where abouts
21:49:00 <TheRon> No piercings
21:49:00 <SeZz> i have many piercings and a few tats
21:49:00 <SeZz> go me
21:49:00 <Maurice> With a compass and ink
21:50:00 <Maurice> I only have the regular multiple ear ones and tongue
21:50:00 <Nikky`> On your forehead, Tuftoy
21:50:00 <SeZz> well i should say have had many piercings
21:50:00 <SeZz> i only have a few left
21:50:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` farrr
21:50:00 <TheRon> Tongue, really......
21:50:00 <Maurice> I wish I still had my others
21:50:00 <mandyjane> I've only got Tragus and ears.. Took my others out years ago
21:50:00 <Maurice> Damn getting old
21:50:00 <Maurice> Oh and pregnancy..
21:50:00 <SeZz> i like my snake bites
21:51:00 <SeZz> tongue.
21:51:00 <TheRon> Me too
21:51:00 <SeZz> nips
21:51:00 <SeZz> dont miss my nose at all
21:51:00 <mandyjane> Ouch... Nips
21:51:00 <Maurice> I want my eyebrow and nipple ones back
21:51:00 <TheRon> I don't like pain
21:51:00 <Maurice> Probably wouldn't go belly button again
21:51:00 <Zade> tragus piercing does not hurt much
21:51:00 <SeZz> i might get my vjj one back once ive finished with the losing weight thing as a reward
21:51:00 <mandyjane> It sounds yuk tho Zade lol
21:52:00 <TheRon> Wow
21:52:00 <Maurice> Haha SeZz
21:52:00 <Maurice> Then you can hang weights off it, increase the pleasure
21:52:00 <SeZz> CONGRATS you're not a huge fatso anymore.. have a hole in your giney
21:52:00 <Maurice> And I don't me 30kg weights..
21:52:00 <Maurice> Mean*
21:52:00 <TheRon> Does the birth stone go on the vjj?
21:52:00 <Zade> lol tragus is in the ear
21:53:00 <SeZz> wot
21:53:00 <mandyjane> No Zade I mean.. When they're pushing the needle thru it sounds yuk. Can hear cartridge crunch
21:54:00 <TheRon> I suddenly feel like I haven't lived
21:54:00 <Nikky`> I don't TheRon.. i'm ok just having my ears done haha
21:54:00 <Zade> i slept on that ear the following night, when i had my earlobe done it got infected and stuff
21:55:00 <TheRon> Yeah, the bit between the scrotum and the anus seems a bit much
21:55:00 <Maurice> Perenium
21:55:00 <British^Meat> the gooch
21:55:00 <TheRon> Good movies?
21:56:00 <TheRon> The graham gooch..
21:56:00 <TheRon> Opening bat for England
21:57:00 <TheRon> Well I killed that
21:57:00 <TheRon> Well done me
21:57:00 <Zade> i hate bats they stink
21:58:00 <mandyjane> Hi simba
21:58:00 <faux> cartridge
21:58:00 <faux> LOL
21:58:00 <simba> hi mandyjane wb
21:58:00 <faux> [21:53] <mandyjane> No Zade I mean.. When they're pushing the needle thru it sounds yuk. Can hear cartridge crunch
21:58:00 <faux> roflaofloslfoaf
21:59:00 <SeZz> lol
21:59:00 <mandyjane> Aww auto correct
21:59:00 <mandyjane> Thnx simba. Prowl said u were looking for me
21:59:00 <SeZz> its italian for cartilage
21:59:00 <faux> LOL
21:59:00 <TheRon> I don't think you've lived until you've had a needle through the balls
22:00:00 <faux> omg my lower right hand side is KILLING me
22:00:00 <SeZz> what about a vasectomy?
22:00:00 <faux> when i cough or move a certain way
22:00:00 <faux> i thought it was appendix or ovary lol but those wouldnt just hurt when i cough or move right
22:00:00 <faux> itd be constant
22:00:00 <faux> omg dying.
22:00:00 <SeZz> probably just muscle
22:01:00 <British^Meat> def mus
22:01:00 <mandyjane> Aww poor faux
22:01:00 <faux> its the wooooooorst pain
22:01:00 <TheRon> My bro is so happy, his wife is having the procedure after their third child
22:01:00 <SeZz> ive got some strained muscles from coughing atm
22:01:00 <SeZz> so painful
22:01:00 <faux> yeah it kills i want to die
22:01:00 <faux> lol
22:01:00 <faux> so dramatic, but really its horrid
22:01:00 <TheRon> Got and brandy?
22:01:00 <faux> pardon
22:02:00 <TheRon> Brandy kills pain for me
22:02:00 <faux> lol
22:02:00 <faux> naw
22:02:00 <faux> might stick to nurofen
22:02:00 <mandyjane> Kick ur toe on coffee table.. Distract yourself
22:03:00 <faux> lol
22:03:00 <faux> [21:39] <Lauren> i want sperm [21:39] <Lauren> in my vagina [21:59] <Lauren> im not brainwashed [21:59] <Lauren> just have a strong moral compass
22:04:00 <SeZz> o.O
22:04:00 <druidess> wtf
22:04:00 <couleurs> a/s/l Laures
22:05:00 <faux> shes on another netweorkk
22:05:00 <couleurs> exclusive
22:05:00 <TheRon> I'm listening to rosette
22:05:00 <TheRon> Roxette
22:06:00 <Zade> so really she is a 55 yr old male and morbidly obese?
22:06:00 <druidess> cool
22:06:00 <faux> lollllllllll
22:06:00 <faux> [21:57] <Lauren> i don't agree with porn [21:57] <Lauren> never will, never had [21:58] <Lauren> ya, there is lots of rape in africa [21:59] <Lauren> so sad
22:06:00 <druidess> cleo
22:06:00 <TheRon> Yes!
22:07:00 <TheRon> But sounds like me also
22:07:00 <georgeandwell> doesnt matter
22:07:00 <georgeandwell> porn agrees with you
22:07:00 <TheRon> Porn has all the answers
22:08:00 <{LeE}> <3 porn
22:08:00 <georgeandwell> did it ever say no to u
22:08:00 <druidess> access denied
22:09:00 <TheRon> i like beer
22:09:00 <Nikky`> we know
22:11:00 <SeZz> the internet is for pornn
22:11:00 <TheRon> Surely not
22:12:00 <Nikky`> I find that statement incorrect
22:12:00 <SeZz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWEjvCRPrCo
22:12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Internet is for PORN!! (Apr 28, 2006) 3:17 - Category: Entertainment - 8,347,541 views - 26,697 likes (94.6%), 1,518 dislikes (5.4%)
22:14:00 <georgeandwell> theres lots of ecommerce
22:14:00 <georgeandwell> i have to admit
22:14:00 <georgeandwell> to be fair
22:16:00 <TheRon> I was gonna ask Mandy out on a date
22:16:00 <TheRon> Dinner, a bit of karaoke, maybe some pig shooting
22:16:00 <georgeandwell> i dont kill unless for food
22:16:00 <Zade> lol
22:17:00 <TheRon> I know how to give a woman a good time
22:17:00 <SeZz> TheRon its really not polite to shoot your date at the end of the night
22:17:00 <Zade> haha
22:17:00 <partay> georgeandwell thought you were heading out to pick up some slutz ? Home already ?
22:17:00 <TheRon> Pig, date, some people could get confused
22:18:00 <Zade> your average saturday night in balla?
22:18:00 <TheRon> Above average
22:19:00 <Zade> oh
22:19:00 <partay> quick trip to the taxi rank to take some upskirts eh georgeandwell
22:20:00 <TheRon> Hungry eyes, one look at you and I describe.....
22:20:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6sHXCkAbC0
22:20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guy gets stuck in elevator for 41 hours and has to poo (May 2, 2011) 3:11 - Category: Comedy - 93,839 views - 228 likes (82.3%), 49 dislikes (17.7%)
22:21:00 <TheRon> When you gotta go.....
22:21:00 <TheRon> Ever been in the bush with no toilet paper
22:21:00 <TheRon> It's not fun
22:22:00 <TheRon> I didn't watch, a guy taking a crap didn't appeal
22:23:00 <TheRon> Hello mang
22:23:00 <megamanga> hai
22:23:00 <megamanga> soup
22:23:00 <TheRon> You have soup?
22:24:00 <awolf> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eb5_1383954164
22:24:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Huge tire explosion test (Date: Nov-8-2013, 11 hours ago) - Views: 2301 - Played: 1454
22:24:00 <megamanga> nah i have tiramisu wafers
22:24:00 <TheRon> I have beers
22:24:00 <mrdanger> I have soup
22:24:00 <megamanga> cant dink on the job :(
22:24:00 <megamanga> err drink
22:24:00 <megamanga> double time to sit on irc
22:26:00 <megamanga> well after midnight
22:26:00 <TheRon> Victory win tonight?
22:28:00 <TheRon> I'm singing along to phill Collins - wish it would rain
22:28:00 <megamanga> fairwork website isnt up to date at all
22:28:00 <megamanga> its raining right now, and fucking plovers won't shut up
22:29:00 <Nikky`> Yes, something should be on the fairwork website about that
22:29:00 <megamanga> ?
22:29:00 <Nikky`> the plovers
22:30:00 <megamanga> should be allowed to shoot them
22:30:00 <TheRon> It's duck season go nuts
22:30:00 <TheRon> Oops my mistake
22:31:00 <TheRon> I shot a plover, my bad
22:31:00 <TheRon> Rick astley it is getting late
22:32:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
22:32:00 <omfgbbqhax> i lost
22:32:00 <TheRon> Me too
22:32:00 <omfgbbqhax> i lost my $100
22:32:00 <omfgbbqhax> now i am home and drunk
22:32:00 <TheRon> I lost bowls
22:32:00 <omfgbbqhax> gay
22:33:00 <omfgbbqhax> i prefer to lose at poker than at bowls
22:33:00 <TheRon> Nah
22:33:00 <omfgbbqhax> i think i need to pass out
22:33:00 <TheRon> Chicago - hard habit to break
22:33:00 <TheRon> Awesome
22:34:00 <omfgbbqhax> Nikky`, u have toi undress me
22:34:00 <TheRon> Hello!
22:34:00 <Nikky`> Now you're taking my kindness too far - RUDE :P
22:35:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont have ti get naked
22:35:00 <omfgbbqhax> just take my shoes and socks off
22:36:00 <Nikky`> ewww don't want your stinky feet near me
22:36:00 <Nikky`> :P
22:36:00 <omfgbbqhax> wow the shots are hitting in
22:37:00 <megamanga> aint no thang but a chicken winggg
22:37:00 <TheRon> I'm at home drunk alone and listening to. Hi ago
22:37:00 <TheRon> Chicago
22:38:00 <TheRon> I'd say nikky needs to put me to bed more
22:38:00 <Nikky`> oh really
22:38:00 <TheRon> No?
22:39:00 <megamanga> the welds on my bed broke the other day
22:39:00 <Nikky`> I might just put me to bed
22:39:00 <TheRon> I'll help
22:39:00 <Nikky`> lol megamanga
22:39:00 <megamanga> im serious
22:39:00 <Nikky`> Sure TheRon
22:40:00 <Nikky`> I know but it needed a lol
22:40:00 <TheRon> He's serial
22:40:00 <megamanga> super serial
22:41:00 <{LeE}> did u eat him?
22:41:00 <omfgbbqhax> hi lee
22:41:00 <{LeE}> hi
22:41:00 <megamanga> ....
22:41:00 <TheRon> Richard Marx - hazard
22:41:00 <{LeE}> hi tznu1
22:41:00 <tznu1> ey
22:42:00 <{LeE}> what up
22:42:00 <tznu1> not much at all, wbu
22:42:00 <{LeE}> kool
22:42:00 <{LeE}> not much
22:42:00 <{LeE}> just drinkin
22:42:00 <tznu1> ah yeah thats the go
22:42:00 <{LeE}> wooooooooooooootang
22:42:00 <white> hi everyone
22:42:00 <{LeE}> hell yeah
22:42:00 <TheRon> I've switched to a small yellowglen that should sit me on my arse
22:43:00 <{LeE}> :/
22:43:00 <{LeE}> ummm
22:43:00 <TheRon> Yes?
22:43:00 <{LeE}> lol
22:43:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok i am passing out
22:43:00 <omfgbbqhax> night
22:43:00 <{LeE}> night pussy
22:43:00 <Nikky`> Night omfgbbqhax
22:43:00 <{LeE}> cat
22:43:00 <TheRon> Lionel Richie - hello
22:44:00 <white> hi johninja
22:45:00 <Maurice> Is it me youre looking forrrr
22:45:00 <faux> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/08/full-movie-gifs_n_4241280.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009
22:46:00 <TheRon> Glen medeiros awesome
22:46:00 <{LeE}> wonderd where u went Maurice
22:46:00 <megamanga> fuckin mexican wrestling was awesome
22:46:00 <{LeE}> thought u were going to pass out
22:47:00 <Maurice> What
22:47:00 <Maurice> Why am I passing out
22:47:00 <Maurice> It's 7.47pm lol
22:47:00 <{LeE}> no not u omfgbbqhax
22:47:00 <{LeE}> lol
22:47:00 <Maurice> Oh right
22:47:00 <{LeE}> yeah
22:47:00 <TheRon> Perth
22:47:00 <megamanga> ...
22:47:00 <Maurice> Hot
22:47:00 <{LeE}> he's still here talking
22:47:00 <{LeE}> sif take her to bed
22:47:00 <Kynetic> someones gotta look after you while knifebunny isnt around
22:47:00 <{LeE}> oh i c
22:47:00 <Maurice> Damn him, he only went for smokes and that was forever ago..
22:48:00 <{LeE}> :/
22:48:00 <Kynetic> probably got shot in the head
22:48:00 <{LeE}> never came back?
22:48:00 <{LeE}> :/ thats not nice
22:49:00 <megamanga> got these cheeseburgers mannnnn
22:49:00 <TheRon> Got any ass burgers?
22:49:00 <{LeE}> oh
22:49:00 <Maurice> No, he told me via sms that its true he went for smokes and never came back
22:49:00 <megamanga> austnet is full of tat
22:49:00 <megamanga> that
22:49:00 <{LeE}> :/
22:50:00 <{LeE}> crazeh
22:50:00 <TheRon> Starship - nothing's gonna stop us now
22:50:00 <{LeE}> fuck fuck fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
22:50:00 <TheRon> Geez language
22:50:00 <{LeE}> right who took my ear phones
22:50:00 <{LeE}> :(
22:50:00 <TheRon> There are chicks present
22:51:00 <{LeE}> i am a chick
22:51:00 <TheRon> Oh yeah!
22:51:00 <Maurice> Far out man, my kid has killed 3 pairs of his earphones, my earphones, the husbands earphones and now he's using his brothers
22:51:00 <{LeE}> yeah
22:51:00 <Maurice> I doubt they'll last long
22:51:00 <{LeE}> :/ crack down on that boi
22:52:00 <megamanga> he probably twists them on his fingers
22:52:00 <megamanga> snaps the wires
22:52:00 <{LeE}> get him good ones
22:52:00 <TheRon> I'm wearing a sony pair
22:52:00 <{LeE}> :/
22:52:00 <Maurice> They get tangled so bad, its annoying
22:52:00 <Maurice> He had good ones, they were ALL good
22:52:00 <{LeE}> oh farken hell
22:52:00 <{LeE}> i found mine
22:52:00 <{LeE}> wiit
22:52:00 <{LeE}> woot*
22:53:00 <TheRon> With your kids, have you ever used the phrase "not with the good scissors!"
22:53:00 <{LeE}> i feel a fart commin on
22:53:00 <{LeE}> :/
22:54:00 <Tuftoy> let it rip
22:54:00 <{LeE}> i did can u smell it
22:54:00 <{LeE}> smells funky
22:54:00 <tznu1> probably ripped a hole in her undies
22:54:00 <{LeE}> i got none on
22:54:00 <{LeE}> O_o
22:54:00 <tznu1> lmao!!
22:54:00 <Tuftoy> lol nice nice
22:54:00 <{LeE}> lol
22:54:00 <{LeE}> i have trackies on
22:54:00 <tznu1> well you burning a hole in your trackies then
22:55:00 <tznu1> :P
22:55:00 <{LeE}> hell yeah
22:55:00 <{LeE}> :P
22:55:00 <TheRon> Tiffany - I saw him standing there
22:55:00 <{LeE}> is Tuftoy a dildo
22:55:00 <{LeE}> is that what u named ur self after
22:55:00 <TheRon> Does he pleasure you?
22:55:00 <Tuftoy> yeah I want to be a non stop dildo
22:55:00 <{LeE}> what?
22:55:00 <simba> bLuE_DiAmONd
22:56:00 <{LeE}> hahahha
22:56:00 <British^Meat> why is white pmming me saying they are called sandra and hates dirty talk
22:56:00 <British^Meat> anyone?
22:56:00 <British^Meat> TheRon, hook in
22:56:00 <Maurice> Well he, he looked at me and I, I could see
22:56:00 <tznu1> yeah white was pmming me too\
22:56:00 <{LeE}> British^Meat no idea
22:56:00 <simba> lol
22:56:00 <{LeE}> hahaha poor boys
22:56:00 <tznu1> considering the ident is paul haha must be a tranny
22:56:00 <Tuftoy> Lee what colour should I be?
22:56:00 <{LeE}> Tuftoy hot pink
22:57:00 <{LeE}> or blue
22:57:00 <TheRon> We danced thru the night and we held each other tight
22:57:00 <{LeE}> or both even
22:57:00 <{LeE}> i have a lil blue one
22:57:00 <Tuftoy> hot pink and blue
22:57:00 <{LeE}> yes
22:57:00 <British^Meat> its all a bit too Cleo10-esque
22:57:00 <{LeE}> make it all swirly
22:57:00 <Tuftoy> and all girly
22:58:00 <{LeE}> colourful
22:58:00 <{LeE}> its not girly if it has blue in it
22:58:00 <{LeE}> :D
22:58:00 <Tuftoy> depends on the colour blue though
22:58:00 <omfgbbqhax> its not manly if its a dildo
22:58:00 <TheRon> Hold the line, love isn't always on time
22:58:00 <{LeE}> i can put it up ur butt if ud like
22:58:00 <{LeE}> lol omfgbbqhax
22:59:00 <Tuftoy> I don't think thats happening
22:59:00 <{LeE}> oh i think it will happen
22:59:00 <TheRon> Calling a bloke a dildo isn't really an insult
22:59:00 <{LeE}> TheRon i didnt call him a dildo
22:59:00 <Tuftoy> lol its not
23:00:00 <{LeE}> he's the one that calls him self a tuftoy
23:00:00 <{LeE}> so i just guessed he was a dildo
23:00:00 <Tuftoy> its a play of words, not necessarily a dildo
23:00:00 <omfgbbqhax> i say dildo
23:00:00 <simba> ChanOP
23:00:00 <{LeE}> true
23:00:00 <Tuftoy> I won't take shit and a dildo is not going up my ass
23:01:00 <{LeE}> i rather the reall deal not a dildo
23:01:00 <awolf> whats the deal deal
23:01:00 <{LeE}> lol kk
23:01:00 <white> british meat
23:01:00 <omfgbbqhax> lee loves the cock
23:01:00 <{LeE}> no shit hahahaha
23:01:00 <British^Meat> what
23:01:00 <awolf> whats the d-d-d-d the deal
23:01:00 <British^Meat> stop being such a Cleo
23:01:00 <British^Meat> i told u nicely to fuck off
23:01:00 <Tuftoy> Lee u would fart on a cock lol
23:01:00 <awolf> whats the dealio dealio whats the dd-d-d-d the deal
23:01:00 <{LeE}> no i wouldnt i dont like dick in my butt
23:02:00 <{LeE}> awolf thats annoying
23:02:00 <Tuftoy> I didn't say in ur butt though
23:02:00 <{LeE}> oh thats ok then
23:02:00 <{LeE}> but still i wouldnt fart on a cock
23:02:00 <{LeE}> not my thing
23:02:00 <Tuftoy> are u sure now?
23:02:00 <{LeE}> yesm
23:03:00 <Tuftoy> I think u would let it rip
23:03:00 <{LeE}> naha
23:03:00 <TheRon> So take these broken wings and learn to fly again
23:03:00 <Maurice> I believe I can soarrrrr
23:03:00 <{LeE}> i believe i can fly
23:03:00 <Tuftoy> Lee what colour dildos do u have?
23:03:00 <{LeE}> i believe i can touch the skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
23:03:00 <{LeE}> blue blue pink and ummmm
23:03:00 <{LeE}> cant remember
23:04:00 <{LeE}> silver bullet
23:04:00 <TheRon> R kelly likes to piss on young girls
23:04:00 <{LeE}> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
23:04:00 <TheRon> True
23:04:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have a dildo
23:04:00 <{LeE}> my ex pissed on my leg in the shower
23:04:00 <white> hi nikky
23:04:00 <{LeE}> so not kool
23:04:00 <Tuftoy> thats fucking disgusting
23:05:00 <{LeE}> omfgbbqhax why
23:05:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have a rabbit lee
23:05:00 <Nikky`> Hi white
23:05:00 <Tuftoy> pissing in the shower is just wrong
23:05:00 <omfgbbqhax> i bought it for the ex
23:05:00 <{LeE}> i have a green beatle
23:05:00 <omfgbbqhax> never been used
23:05:00 <{LeE}> Tuftoy yeeep
23:05:00 <omfgbbqhax> she was not adventurous
23:05:00 <{LeE}> oh ok
23:05:00 <TheRon> Was the pee warm and creepy?
23:05:00 <white> british is mean to me nikky
23:05:00 <{LeE}> pfft sif not be
23:05:00 <Tuftoy> Lee but would u do it
23:05:00 <Nikky`> oh well white.. i'm sure you'll get over it
23:06:00 <{LeE}> Tuftoy no i dont piss on ppl
23:06:00 <omfgbbqhax> i do
23:06:00 <megamanga> tits outttt
23:06:00 <omfgbbqhax> usually its myself
23:06:00 <white> i put him on ignore
23:06:00 <omfgbbqhax> by accident
23:06:00 <Tuftoy> lol do u piss in the shower
23:06:00 <{LeE}> oh hang i think i might of coz he wouldnt get out of my way
23:06:00 <megamanga> real men shit in the shower
23:06:00 <{LeE}> ewwwwww
23:06:00 <omfgbbqhax> no
23:06:00 <Tuftoy> ewwww
23:06:00 <{LeE}> yes i piss in the shower
23:06:00 <megamanga> feral fks
23:07:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont like to try squeeze it down the plug hole with my feet
23:07:00 <Tuftoy> oh feral come on
23:07:00 <Tuftoy> fuckkkk
23:07:00 <{LeE}> every one does it
23:07:00 <white> what you done today nikky
23:07:00 <Tuftoy> no Nikky` doesn't do it
23:07:00 <{LeE}> disinfect ur feet
23:07:00 <white> me stayed home
23:07:00 <Nikky`> Nothing
23:07:00 <white> ok
23:07:00 <megamanga> vadge
23:08:00 <omfgbbqhax> no gym nikky?
23:08:00 <Tuftoy> Lee no pissing in the shower with me
23:08:00 <British^Meat> sorry white, honest i am, i just tend to get a bit funny when ppl start pmming me for no reason, and then even when ive told them im not interested and i dont PM they continue to pm me
23:08:00 <Nikky`> Yes, went to gym
23:08:00 <British^Meat> i hope you understand
23:08:00 <omfgbbqhax> well u did something
23:08:00 <{LeE}> who said i was getting in the shower with u
23:08:00 <Nikky`> true
23:08:00 <{LeE}> O_o
23:08:00 <omfgbbqhax> i watched
23:08:00 <Tuftoy> ur in the shower with ur dildos lol
23:08:00 <Nikky`> lol
23:08:00 <{LeE}> Tuftoy never
23:08:00 <{LeE}> i dont like using them
23:08:00 <Tuftoy> I don't believe u
23:09:00 <TheRon> She's like the wind through my dreams
23:09:00 <{LeE}> i rather reall cock
23:09:00 <white> yeah i understand
23:09:00 <British^Meat> its a problem i have
23:09:00 <{LeE}> omfgbbqhax no thanx
23:09:00 <omfgbbqhax> sif no to dutch cock
23:09:00 <{LeE}> wow konkat is back
23:09:00 <Tuftoy> Lee real cock is everywhere
23:09:00 <TheRon> Will my Rhode Island Red do it?
23:09:00 <konkat> wow
23:10:00 <{LeE}> Tuftoy io have a child to think about so no cock for me
23:10:00 <Tuftoy> Rhode Island, wooo
23:10:00 <white> you like konkat lee
23:10:00 <{LeE}> white ???
23:10:00 <konkat> white is a racist scum
23:10:00 <TheRon> That's a pretty big cock
23:10:00 <Tuftoy> Lee when the child is asleep
23:10:00 <konkat> he is the imperial wizard
23:10:00 <{LeE}> TheRon??
23:10:00 <{LeE}> Tuftoy nahhh
23:10:00 <konkat> he belongs in jail
23:10:00 <{LeE}> i like to be loud
23:11:00 <TheRon> A rooster is also known as a cock
23:11:00 <Tuftoy> Lee oh come on not to loud
23:11:00 <omfgbbqhax> loud like her farts
23:11:00 <konkat> {LeE}: you obviously have posted a pic of you
23:11:00 <white> i hate konkat i put konkat ignore list
23:11:00 <{LeE}> konkat what no i didnt
23:11:00 <johninja> konkat is an OK chatter
23:11:00 <konkat> hahaha
23:11:00 <Tuftoy> a cockadoo
23:11:00 <konkat> Arsenal Man U tonight
23:11:00 <konkat> huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge game
23:11:00 <Tuftoy> konkat its sunday night
23:12:00 <TheRon> So is my Rhode Island Red
23:12:00 <{LeE}> :/
23:12:00 <konkat> wtf really?
23:12:00 <Tuftoy> Lee how loud do u get?
23:12:00 <white> konkat allways been mean to me to
23:12:00 <TheRon> It's huge
23:12:00 <konkat> white stfu you fucking racist cunt
23:12:00 <{LeE}> Tuftoy umm lol not saying
23:13:00 <Nikky`> the windows rattle she is that loud
23:13:00 <{LeE}> lol Nikky` yeah
23:13:00 <konkat> slags
23:13:00 <konkat> filthy, filthy slags
23:13:00 <white> what you done tonight nikky
23:13:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` she is that loud from?
23:13:00 <Tuftoy> fill in the blanks
23:13:00 <white> me watched tv
23:13:00 <Tuftoy> I or me?
23:14:00 <konkat> white watched tv everyone. but it will be on news.com.au tomorrow, so dont worry if you missed it
23:14:00 <Nikky`> from having sex, she likes to be vocal is what I am taking from her words
23:14:00 <Nikky`> nothing tonight
23:14:00 <white> ok
23:14:00 <white> cool
23:14:00 <white> you are a good friend nikky
23:14:00 <{LeE}> Nikky` is correct
23:14:00 <TheRon> Gonna lay you down on a bed of rose
23:14:00 <{LeE}> love that song
23:14:00 <TheRon> That could hurt they have thorns
23:14:00 <konkat> Nikky`: you are a really good friend
23:14:00 <Tuftoy> vocal and loud
23:14:00 <Tuftoy> she likes to fart
23:15:00 <{LeE}> lol
23:15:00 <Tuftoy> she likes to pee in the shower
23:15:00 <{LeE}> really no
23:15:00 <milk> when a woman has to yell and scream during sex it means the guy has a lot of money and a tiny penis
23:15:00 <Nikky`> Apparently konkat..will I be in news.com also?
23:15:00 <Tuftoy> like it means that
23:15:00 <konkat> Nikky`: no. you will be in the sun. page 3 girl :D
23:15:00 <{LeE}> milk wtf drugs are u on
23:15:00 <Nikky`> lol konkat :P
23:16:00 <Tuftoy> Lee anything else u want to share?
23:16:00 <white> what time you got up today nikky
23:16:00 <TheRon> I wanna lay you down in a bed of rose
23:16:00 <white> i got up at eight thirty
23:16:00 <Nikky`> 10:30
23:16:00 <Tuftoy> get Nikky` to fill a report
23:16:00 <{LeE}> its coz it feeels so fucking awesome inside my pussy thats what it means
23:16:00 <TheRon> While I sleep in a bed of nails
23:16:00 <konkat> Nikky`: this is getting creepy.
23:16:00 <Tuftoy> what did she have for brekky
23:16:00 <Tuftoy> where did she go?
23:16:00 <Tuftoy> who was she with lol
23:16:00 <{LeE}> lol
23:16:00 <Nikky`> who did I do
23:16:00 <Nikky`> when/how did I do igt
23:16:00 <{LeE}> hahaha Nikky`
23:16:00 <Nikky`> duh duh duh
23:17:00 <Tuftoy> Lee so if U don't scream it doesn't feel fucking awesome?
23:17:00 <konkat> has white got the correct amount of chromosomes?
23:17:00 <TheRon> You did everyone you who're
23:17:00 <TheRon> :)
23:17:00 <{LeE}> Tuftoy sometimes i dont feel like making much nois i do try n keep it low key
23:17:00 <Tuftoy> Lee it all depends on the mood
23:17:00 <{LeE}> thats right
23:18:00 <{LeE}> damn howd u know
23:18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> farkkk u peeps still awake
23:18:00 <Tuftoy> lesson 101 of Lee lol
23:18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Evening #melbourne
23:18:00 <{LeE}> lol
23:18:00 <white> sorry nikky
23:18:00 <Tuftoy> Lee alot of moaning and screaming obviously?
23:18:00 <TheRon> I thought of a 102nd but it wasn't received well
23:19:00 <{LeE}> baby ur all that i want when ur laying here in my arms
23:19:00 <{LeE}> Tuftoy yeah
23:19:00 <{LeE}> oh :/
23:19:00 <Tuftoy> wow laying in ur arms
23:19:00 <{LeE}> i was singing
23:19:00 <Tuftoy> is the TheRon laying in ur arms Lee?
23:19:00 <{LeE}> nop
23:20:00 <TheRon> Oh yeah I'm an absolute chick magnet.
23:20:00 <{LeE}> the song is called heaven
23:20:00 <Tuftoy> fuck yeah
23:20:00 <{LeE}> its an old song sif not fucken know it
23:20:00 <Tuftoy> TheRon u are a stud dude
23:20:00 <Tuftoy> Lee put a link to it
23:20:00 <{LeE}> k hang
23:21:00 <TheRon> Reo speed wagon - keep on loving you
23:21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> you all boring
23:21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im going back to bed
23:21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Goodnight
23:21:00 <megamanga> make sure you wear your tin foil hat
23:22:00 <TheRon> And I'm gonna keep on loving you, cause it's the only thing I wanna do
23:22:00 <{LeE}> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuBmiu68ECU
23:22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Heaven (DJ Sammy) (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
23:22:00 <TheRon> Bad lee
23:23:00 <megamanga> that's a horrible song
23:23:00 <{LeE}> fuck off
23:23:00 <Tuftoy> oh fuck how old is that song
23:23:00 <tznu1> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwfWbLUtMRM
23:23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tyga - Bouncin on My Dick (BassBoost) (May 15, 2012) 3:08 - Category: Music - 239,601 views - 1,295 likes (98%), 27 dislikes (2%)
23:23:00 <{LeE}> old man makes me feel old
23:23:00 <TheRon> Bryan Adams rules
23:23:00 <{LeE}> lol tznu1
23:23:00 <TheRon> Dj Sammy does not
23:23:00 <Tuftoy> Lee lol how old are u?
23:23:00 <white> good night everyone
23:23:00 <{LeE}> 28
23:24:00 <Tuftoy> fuck Lee ur over the hill
23:24:00 <white> good night nikky
23:24:00 <Nikky`> Night white
23:24:00 <Nikky`> I am :o(
23:24:00 <TheRon> Every breath you take, every move you make
23:24:00 <{LeE}> pardon
23:24:00 <{LeE}> over the hill ??
23:24:00 <Tuftoy> Lee no I'm kidding
23:25:00 <{LeE}> what do u mean
23:25:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` no way babes
23:25:00 <Nikky`> He was being sarcastic Lee
23:25:00 <Nikky`> Yes way :P
23:25:00 <{LeE}> :/
23:25:00 <{LeE}> my tumm hurts
23:25:00 <{LeE}> tummy*
23:25:00 <milk> nah, by 28 a whore has to value add to get fares
23:25:00 <Tuftoy> Lee I wonder y
23:25:00 <{LeE}> working out
23:26:00 <Tuftoy> Lee do u work out with Nikky`?
23:26:00 <{LeE}> lol bouncing on my dick hahaha tznu1 this song is strange
23:26:00 <{LeE}> yeah i do
23:26:00 <milk> what's your gimmick now that your so old {LeE}? Bondage?
23:26:00 <{LeE}> i touch her boobies daily
23:26:00 <{LeE}> milk???
23:26:00 <Tuftoy> Lee no u can't, only I can touch her boobies
23:27:00 <{LeE}> no i can
23:27:00 <{LeE}> she ;ets me
23:27:00 <{LeE}> lets*
23:27:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` do u let her?
23:27:00 <{LeE}> i even eeat her out for lunch
23:27:00 <Tuftoy> holy
23:27:00 <Nikky`> Sure
23:27:00 <{LeE}> see
23:27:00 <Nikky`> gosh
23:27:00 <Nikky`> lol
23:27:00 <{LeE}> hahahahahahahaha
23:28:00 <Tuftoy> Lee does she get to eat u out as well?
23:28:00 <{LeE}> yeah only if she wants to but i think she rather cock
23:29:00 <Tuftoy> Lee u can't say penis hey
23:29:00 <{LeE}> penis
23:29:00 <{LeE}> pen is
23:29:00 <Tuftoy> Lee u never said what kind of car u have
23:30:00 <{LeE}> thats coz i dont want any one to know
23:30:00 <Tuftoy> y not, its just a car
23:31:00 <{LeE}> thats right its just a car
23:31:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` has a range rover
23:31:00 <{LeE}> alright i have a hammer ok
23:31:00 <{LeE}> geebaz
23:31:00 <Nikky`> lol I do?
23:31:00 <Tuftoy> fuck yeah u do Nikky`
23:31:00 <Tuftoy> black
23:31:00 <{LeE}> hahahahaha Nikky`
23:31:00 <Tuftoy> Lee I don't believe u
23:31:00 <{LeE}> its hot pink
23:31:00 <{LeE}> see i told u
23:31:00 <Tuftoy> show pics come on
23:32:00 <Nikky`> oh ok, I have a black range rover
23:32:00 <{LeE}> i knew no one would beleave me
23:32:00 <{LeE}> hence why i did not want to say
23:32:00 <Tuftoy> yeah yeah
23:32:00 <Tuftoy> u just wanted to bragg
23:32:00 <{LeE}> hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
23:32:00 <{LeE}> i'm pissing my self ;laughing
23:32:00 <British^Meat> <--- Suzuki baleno
23:32:00 <Tuftoy> sorry now
23:32:00 <Tuftoy> stand back
23:33:00 <{LeE}> toyota
23:33:00 <{LeE}> what a feeling
23:33:00 <Nikky`> I used to have one of those British^Meat
23:33:00 <Nikky`> before I got this car
23:33:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` before u got ur range
23:33:00 <Nikky`> yes, my range
23:33:00 <{LeE}> lol
23:33:00 <Tuftoy> Lee show pics of ur hammer
23:33:00 <{LeE}> i have a toyota i just told u
23:34:00 <Tuftoy> what kind?
23:34:00 <Tuftoy> aurion?
23:34:00 <{LeE}> ya mums kind
23:34:00 <Tuftoy> camry?
23:34:00 <{LeE}> i walk every where ok i dont have a car
23:34:00 <{LeE}> i'm so poor
23:34:00 <Tuftoy> hmm I don't believe u
23:34:00 <{LeE}> bite me
23:35:00 <Tuftoy> u would enjoy it though lol
23:35:00 <{LeE}> damnit
23:35:00 <{LeE}> howd u know
23:35:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` told me
23:35:00 <{LeE}> oh really Nikky` stop spilling my secrects
23:35:00 <Nikky`> don't bring me into this
23:35:00 <{LeE}> too late
23:35:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` ur already in
23:35:00 <{LeE}> lol
23:35:00 <Tuftoy> a 3some lol
23:36:00 <Nikky`> noooooooooooooooo
23:36:00 <{LeE}> nooooooooooo
23:36:00 <Tuftoy> me, u and Lee
23:36:00 <{LeE}> ^5 Nikky`
23:36:00 <{LeE}> oh ffs stop making me laugh i wwanna drink my drink
23:36:00 <Tuftoy> sharing is caring
23:36:00 <Tuftoy> share it with me and Nikky`
23:36:00 <{LeE}> oh really
23:37:00 <TheRon> Cut or uncut which is better?
23:37:00 <Tuftoy> fuck yeah
23:37:00 <{LeE}> noooooooooooo
23:37:00 <{LeE}> TheRon>>>?????
23:37:00 <Tuftoy> Lee what are u drinking?
23:37:00 <{LeE}> devils cut
23:37:00 <{LeE}> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
23:37:00 <TheRon> The Jewish penis?
23:38:00 <{LeE}> rightio TheRon
23:38:00 <Tuftoy> Lee but u have to scream
23:38:00 <{LeE}> oh i did
23:38:00 <Tuftoy> make it vocal
23:38:00 <{LeE}> i screamed ur name
23:38:00 <Tuftoy> I couldn't hear u
23:38:00 <Tuftoy> holy fuck
23:38:00 <{LeE}> not that i know ur reall name n all
23:38:00 <Nikky`> TUFTOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
23:38:00 <Tuftoy> fuck who cares
23:38:00 <{LeE}> not i
23:38:00 <Tuftoy> Tuftoy, tuff, what ever u want lol
23:38:00 <Nikky`> *yawn*
23:39:00 <{LeE}> no really i screamed Nikky` name hence why u did not herar me
23:39:00 <TheRon> My baby takes the morning train
23:39:00 <{LeE}> fuck cramp in mah finger
23:39:00 <Nikky`> yeah, it was all about me'
23:39:00 <Tuftoy> alright scream Nikky` name
23:39:00 <{LeE}> i did
23:39:00 <{LeE}> my finger is in pain
23:39:00 <{LeE}> brb
23:39:00 <Tuftoy> Nikky` is the fucking babe
23:39:00 <{LeE}> no shit
23:40:00 <TheRon> Seinfeld is so funny
23:40:00 <Nikky`> oh geez
23:40:00 <Tuftoy> Lee say her name again
23:40:00 <{LeE}> Nikky` is the hot topic of today and every other day
23:40:00 <{LeE}> Nikky`
23:40:00 <TheRon> Would you like to be?
23:40:00 <Tuftoy> fuck yeah
23:41:00 <Tuftoy> she is too hot for mirc
23:41:00 <{LeE}> Tuftoy u sound like someone i know the way u talk
23:41:00 <Tuftoy> pfft I don't think so
23:41:00 <{LeE}> i think sooooooooo
23:41:00 <Tuftoy> I don't think so
23:42:00 <Tuftoy> Lee I'm ur ex lol
23:42:00 <{LeE}> i so so think soooooooooooo
23:42:00 <{LeE}> :/
23:42:00 <{LeE}> none of my ex's spoke like that
23:42:00 <Tuftoy> u just don't know
23:42:00 <Tuftoy> are u sure now?
23:42:00 <Tuftoy> think hard
23:42:00 <Nikky`> scary scary
23:42:00 <{LeE}> is ur name ben or scott or nate
23:42:00 <Tuftoy> mm its all three
23:43:00 <{LeE}> what is
23:43:00 <Tuftoy> rofl
23:43:00 <{LeE}> :/
23:43:00 <{LeE}> thats what i thought
23:43:00 <Nikky`> okie dokie.. I be off to sleep
23:43:00 <{LeE}> oki goodnight Nikky`
23:43:00 <Nikky`> Night hon
23:44:00 <{LeE}> :) sweet dreams
23:44:00 <{LeE}> oh damnit
23:45:00 <simba> 0,3Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
23:48:00 <Ben_84> hi all
23:50:00 <TheRon> Oh these blurred lines.
23:51:00 <milk> suffer the umbrage of eternity those of feeble lifespan
23:51:00 <TheRon> I'd rather just die
23:57:00 <[shads]> <@Hagelslag> YES, [shads] got the answer -> vincent van gogh <- in 82.326 seconds, and gets 350 points
23:58:00 <[shads]> lol whaddup
23:58:00 <[shads]> `seen simba
23:58:00 <prowl> [shads], please look a bit closer at the memberlist of this channel.
23:58:00 <[shads]> `seen loof
23:58:00 <prowl> [shads], Loof ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 7 hours 57 minutes ago (09.11. 15:01) stating "Quit: Leaving" after spending 1 hour 50 minutes there.
23:58:00 <[shads]> `seen loofy
23:58:00 <prowl> [shads], loofy? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember loofy.
23:59:00 <[shads]> ping!
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