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01:00 <Bastardly_One> ass cobra is a classic album
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yay homo metal!
01:00 <Mew> brown metal
02:00 <Bastardly_One> brown metal
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <Loof> installed wordpress on wamp, that's a days work done hehe
03:00 <fawks> hehe
03:00 <Loof> shtup
03:00 <megamanga> do the hopoate!
03:00 <fawks> u
03:00 <megamanga> u put your left thumb in
05:00 <Bastardly_One> why am I watching Girls that Look Like Skrillex?
05:00 <Loof> seen beagle?
05:00 <Loof> he looks like a girl and like skrillex
05:00 <megamanga> skrillex looks like a bleached asshole
06:00 <megamanga> a greek asshole...
06:00 <Bastardly_One> he looks like a trendy lesbian
06:00 <SeZz> wubwubwubwubwub
06:00 <megamanga> lol he does ay
06:00 <Bastardly_One> he dropped dubstep for a while
06:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that's a shit ep when he dropped dubstep
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's boring as fuck
07:00 <Loof> dont tell me hes doing doof now
07:00 <Bastardly_One> his last EP I think that is
07:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... ambient
07:00 <Bastardly_One> it's really shit
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't even remember what it's called
08:00 <Bastardly_One> came out last year
08:00 <Loof> smoked so much weed today <@>-<@>
08:00 <Loof> i fried
08:00 <|Darkness|> dumbarse
08:00 <Bastardly_One> have you heard the accoustic version of nice sprites scary monsters a guy does?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone knows that song yah? ...
09:00 <Pieter> Gladiatrix ?
09:00 <Loof> yeah weed does make u dumb
09:00 <Pieter> :)\
09:00 <Loof> i agree
09:00 <Gladiatrix> ?
09:00 <Pieter> wondering if youre her or not 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> this is amazingly good
09:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrcFe0_pZEs
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Skrillex - Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites - Igor Presnyakov (Oct 22, 2012) 4:10 - Category: Music - 1,846,092 views - 36,653 likes (98.9%), 400 dislikes (1.1%)
09:00 <Kynetic> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
09:00 <Gladiatrix> o ok
10:00 <Bastardly_One> an accoustic cover ... and he does it perfect
10:00 <megamanga> yeah igor is a mad cunt
10:00 <Pieter> Hrm , why odnt ya just use xbox music
10:00 <Pieter> fuckin all skrillex shit is on there free
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah mega ... very fucking talented
10:00 <Loof> love igor
10:00 <Bastardly_One> just you'd never expect an accoustic cover of that
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and done that well either
11:00 <Loof> gonna youtube rip that for my workouts
11:00 <Loof> so good
12:00 <Bastardly_One> there's another one when I finish listening to this ... gay pop song but I like the song and I enjoy his cover
12:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1387232188186590&set=vb.236486913157711&type=2&theater
12:00 <megamanga> bitches dont know bout smokey girl
12:00 <Bastardly_One> this
12:00 <Loof> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxl2epHHO8c
12:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TMIUAzF2q4
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snow (Hey Oh) - Igor Presnyakov (Dec 18, 2009) 4:32 - Category: Music - 4,148,102 views - 34,933 likes (99.3%), 263 dislikes (0.7%)
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Daft Punk - Get Lucky - Igor Presnyakov - acoustic interpretation (Apr 25, 2013) 3:52 - Category: Music - 1,807,181 views - 28,153 likes (99.1%), 253 dislikes (0.9%)
13:00 <megamanga> wat
13:00 <Bastardly_One> he goes off on Get Lucky
13:00 <Bastardly_One> watch his face
13:00 <Bastardly_One> when he hits the chorus
13:00 <Bastardly_One> he's going off ... for Igor
14:00 <johninja> SURVIVORS of a typhoon that is feared to have killed more than 10,000 in the Philippines rummaged for food through debris scattered with corpses, while frenzied mobs looted aid convoys
14:00 <Loof> i wish he'd sing more, he's actually got a good voice too
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he sings a tiny bit in get lucky
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why he seems he's getting so into it as well ... he's singing in his mind
14:00 <Bastardly_One> he sings sultans of swing
15:00 <faux> thai poon
15:00 <megamanga> show us some
15:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10202898509366344&set=vb.242640715860675&type=2&theater
16:00 <Crispy> Bo0
17:00 <megamanga> ooga booga
17:00 <Crispy> Haha
17:00 <Crispy> Just had to chop wood like a woodsman lol
17:00 <megamanga> no gas there?
17:00 <megamanga> don the flanno
17:00 <Pieter> chop me out
17:00 <Bastardly_One> norwegian wood
17:00 <Crispy> Haha nah im in a cabin in the woods
17:00 <Loof> i'm a lumberjack and i'm ok
18:00 <Crispy> Swedish woods
18:00 <megamanga> i sleep all night and i work all day
18:00 <Loof> lol
18:00 <Crispy> Hahahah
18:00 <Bastardly_One> as if fuck my song pun up
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and I thought you said Norway the other night
18:00 <Pieter> i got wood
18:00 <johninja> ugh just watched one of the looters walk out of a store with a remote control car
18:00 <Crispy> Ha
18:00 <johninja> the food i can understand
18:00 <johninja> but geezus
18:00 <megamanga> free shit
18:00 <Crispy> I was in Norway but im in sweden now
18:00 <megamanga> id steal a car too,i just lost evrything what do i give a fuck
18:00 <{LeE}> before i nod off to sleep read this 
19:00 <{LeE}> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1454669_10153478907000377_1883191693_n.jpg
19:00 <Crispy> Haha 
19:00 <{LeE}> now goodnight all
19:00 <megamanga> wow
19:00 <Crispy> Night leee
20:00 <{LeE}> ohai Crispy creams his pants hi bye xoxoxox
20:00 <Crispy> Hahaha
20:00 <{LeE}> :)
20:00 <Crispy> :)
25:00 <megamanga> spose i should do some actual work soon
25:00 <Crispy> Hahha
25:00 <Crispy> Never
25:00 <megamanga> i wouldnt call it work....
25:00 <Bastardly_One> co-incidently I'm playing motown as well
25:00 <Loof> it's good shit
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
25:00 <Bastardly_One> even the gayest mowtown
26:00 <druidess> b1 is a snob
26:00 <Loof> niggers are awesome when they can afford instruments
26:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I d/ded woman
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm as bored as you :P
26:00 <megamanga> LOLLL
26:00 <Crispy> Lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean shit like this is epic
27:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EaflX0MWRo
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Four Tops - Reach Out (I'll Be There) (1967) HD (Aug 16, 2010) 2:54 - Category: Music - 401,104 views - 2,468 likes (99.3%), 17 dislikes (0.7%)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> did you know that dickhead RedFoo ... his dad founded Motown
28:00 <Bastardly_One> explains how he got a career huh? he certainly has no talent
29:00 <Bastardly_One> this is also a classic
29:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaMX0Cs5Bc4
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Smokey Robinson and The Miracles - Tears Of A Clown (1970) HD (Sep 6, 2011) 2:58 - Category: Music - 5,994 views - 60 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
30:00 <SeZz> have you seen 'standing in the shadows of motown' ?
30:00 <SeZz> if not i recommend it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I certainly have
30:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno what it is about that music ... it hit me hard as a 5yr old
30:00 <Bastardly_One> never lost my enjoyment of it either
31:00 <Loof> yeah it's uplifting
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and lyrically depressing
31:00 <SeZz> theres just something about it
31:00 <Loof> hard life niggers need that shit
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's just the melodies
31:00 <SeZz> gets into your soul for lack of a better way to describe it
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a bass player
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and that shit grooves hardcore
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah soul gets into your soul
31:00 <Bastardly_One> definitely
32:00 <SeZz> its just pure
32:00 <SeZz> real talent real music
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the late big bands and early rock n roll too
32:00 <SeZz> not of this bieber shit
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but not your elvis crap ... stuff like Buddy Holly
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember my first two records were
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Little Richard and ABBA
33:00 <Bastardly_One> don't think ABBA got played
33:00 <Loof> cant stand abba
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and I knew Little Richard was rude
33:00 <Loof> my wife loves the fucking bee gees :(
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but at 5 I had no idea it was rude
33:00 <SeZz> we played marvin gaye and tammy terrell as one of our wedding songs
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I just knew I was listening to "the devil's music"
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <johninja> http://watchmen-news.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Detroit-Hiroshima.jpg 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> who did Build Me Up Buttercup?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I know but most people get it wrong
35:00 <Bastardly_One> as it sounds like a certain group
36:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwx8Voq373A
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Foundations - Build me up (Apr 15, 2010) 3:38 - Category: Music - 254,660 views - 1,863 likes (98.3%), 32 dislikes (1.7%)
36:00 <Bastardly_One> look at the white kids in the audience
36:00 <Bastardly_One> at the start
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and check that suit out
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof should get one
38:00 <SeZz> now i want to watch something about mary
38:00 <megamanga> we can all jizz in your hair and call it a night, same thing
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> someone had to say it
38:00 <Bastardly_One> guess it might as well be mega
39:00 <megamanga> i thought id make a cheap quip while i could
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I've turned into a horrible classic rock station
39:00 <Bastardly_One> now I'm on Fleetwood Mac
40:00 <johninja> you can't hate on the mac
40:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on what era I think
41:00 <Bastardly_One> meh ... Old Bruce instead
41:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't get much more bogan
41:00 <megamanga> sure it doe
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but old Springsteen is some good shit
41:00 <megamanga> WOAH WOAHHHHHH LIVING ON A PRAYERRRRRR
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah alright ... point taken
42:00 <Loof> bb in 1 hour
42:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> this sounds ok so far
42:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amD2G9Kuu10
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Howard Jones and Nik Kershaw 'Wouldn't It Be Good' - LIVE in 2008 (Dec 14, 2009) 6:51 - Category: Music - 250,461 views - 1,374 likes (98.4%), 23 dislikes (1.6%)
43:00 <Bastardly_One> don't ask me how I came to find it as that's embarrassing
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but this sounds alright ... scary
43:00 <megamanga> look up yatta
43:00 <megamanga> YATTAYATTAYATTAYATTA etc etc
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Nik is looking like one of my brother in laws mates who hates me and I hate him
45:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing worse than a cashed up bogan who thinks he's the shit
45:00 <Bastardly_One> when all he really is ... is shit
46:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you mega
46:00 <Bastardly_One> why did I do that
46:00 <megamanga> yataaaaaaaa
49:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me if you like this rap people ... a friend of mine
49:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZsgFHpAn4s
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "My Country is Sick" Ron Paul Anthem by Henry Havoc TRUTH MUSIC (Nov 5, 2012) 3:52 - Category: News and Politics - 381 views - 14 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
00:00 <megamanga> An uncontrollable bad case of diarrhea that feels as if mud is oozing out of your ass.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhh
26:00 <AngrymanXL> alo!
27:00 <AngrymanXL> !ping
43:00 <johninja> SeZz killed the internet
44:00 <Maurice> Lets bash her
45:00 <johninja> SeZz is responsible for 85% of all spam email
45:00 <johninja> yeah 
45:00 <megamanga> so shes a nigerian?
45:00 <johninja> we're not gonna take it!
46:00 <johninja> she actually scammed the nigerians 
46:00 <johninja> they have been trying to get back at us ever since
46:00 <megamanga> anus laptops scammed the nigerians
46:00 <Maurice> Is she the one sending me penis enlargment emails
46:00 <Maurice> I KEEL HER
46:00 <megamanga> they too down the videos though
47:00 <johninja> love some of the storys about people leading the scammers along
47:00 <megamanga> i had a nigerian try to sell me a skyline
47:00 <megamanga> lol
48:00 <johninja> lol wow
48:00 <megamanga> please send us the money via western union
48:00 <megamanga> it was a legit ad for a car at one stage, he copied it
48:00 <johninja> was it even in aus?
48:00 <megamanga> yeah
48:00 <johninja> "yes i will email the car once i get the money"
48:00 <johninja> ahh
49:00 <megamanga> nt, i was gonna get the car shippd down if it was legit
49:00 <megamanga> first email was all legit, second was niggerish
50:00 <johninja> was reading how a lot of cars stolen here end up in the middle east
50:00 <johninja> apparently thats how al quida get most of their funding
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> megamanga on the dirrhea
51:00 <megamanga> LOL
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> we were driving back from melbourne last week
51:00 <megamanga> nah its subsided
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> left nundroo real early
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> got to nullabor roadhouse and i really bad dirrhea.. said to my mrs omfg gotta pull over go toilet
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> didnt make it
51:00 <megamanga> aw shit
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> left my jocks in the bin
51:00 <WaixYourLegs> went freeballing in my shorts back to the car, kept driving
51:00 <megamanga> LOLLLLL
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> pulled over about 100kms on the nullabor
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> get clothes out etc
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> unzip my fly
52:00 <johninja> lol@this story
52:00 <megamanga> those flies bite ur ass?
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> catch the head of my cock in it
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> blood.. everywhere
52:00 <johninja> ahaha
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> mrs fooling around with it and tissues n shit
52:00 <megamanga> fuck really?
52:00 <megamanga> jesus christ
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> i get a boner
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> even more blood
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> yep true story
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> went in the diary
52:00 <megamanga> LOL
52:00 <megamanga> for your kids to read
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> yep
53:00 <megamanga> the day daddy blew blood
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
53:00 <megamanga> all healed?
54:00 <megamanga> apparently its the worst place to bleed lol
54:00 <johninja> Inside the outrageous world of child cage fighting: Tiny boys who are trained to attack each other in America’s baby MMA arenas
54:00 <megamanga> fuck that sounds good
54:00 <megamanga> can yo bet on it?
54:00 <johninja> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2487527/Inside-world-child-cage-fighting-Boys-trained-attack-MMA-arenas.html#ixzz2k6r5TCei 
54:00 <johninja> lol just started reading
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> yer
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> dunno if ill ever see a scab on my cock again
55:00 <megamanga> LOL
55:00 <AngrymanXL> lol
55:00 <WaixYourLegs> im ust glad my head still looks normal
56:00 <megamanga> hahahah fuck
57:00 <megamanga> ive never done naything to my dick but my mate split his ballsack open riding motox
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> niiice
57:00 <johninja> yeah the ex cut my nutsack shaving once, that was about it
57:00 <megamanga> of course he posts pics to me
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> when i was young i tried to get a goat at a petting zoo to give me a bj
57:00 <megamanga> uwotm8
57:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
57:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <johninja> so appropriate
58:00 <johninja> AN ARTIST has nailed his testicles to a Red Square cobblestone in protest against the Kremlin's crackdown on political rights 
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
58:00 <megamanga> LOL
58:00 <megamanga> that sure showed putin
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> dont make me laugh i gotta be quiet
59:00 <AngrymanXL> lol  @ that
59:00 <megamanga> if some cunt nailed his balls to a cobblestone here he'd be prime minister
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> only if it was in rupert murdochs back yard
59:00 <megamanga> nail them to his fore head
00:00 <johninja> he's got balls
00:00 <johninja> ...
00:00 <druidess> boobs
00:00 <megamanga> boobs are the best
00:00 <megamanga> they make everything better
02:00 <fawks> bewbies
02:00 <Maurice> I wish I had some
03:00 <Maurice> SeZz hogs them all
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
03:00 <fawks> http://i.imgur.com/nb8f6.png
03:00 <fawks> bewbz
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> man i gotta go to fkn bed
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> n have a shower
04:00 <fawks> cya
04:00 <Maurice> Good, fuck off.
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> so nice having proper showers again
04:00 <megamanga> i dontsee any bare boobs
05:00 <megamanga> disappoint
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://pingping.fantasti.cc/big/s/o/n/son_of_nibbles/son_of_nibbles_bf8d93.jpg
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> ther eu go
06:00 <megamanga> not loading
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> u in china or something
06:00 <megamanga> on mobile 
06:00 <megamanga> in geelong
06:00 <megamanga> same thing
06:00 <johninja> lol
07:00 <megamanga> im at work fuk
07:00 <megamanga> it loaded...
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> man geelong is a hole
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> geelong and hoppers crossing
08:00 <SeZz> just go
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> HOLY FUCK
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/gene-used-embryogenesis-can-repair-adult-tissue
09:00 <megamanga> come to geelong
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> i was just there :P
09:00 <megamanga> its amazing if you like 14 year old milfs
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
12:00 <megamanga> police heli, RUN GORDON ITS THE POLICE MANNNN
18:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/1456068_732816516746579_530677255_n.jpg 
19:00 <megamanga> heh
19:00 <megamanga> they can have my files, its all porn anyway
20:00 <johninja> i would hate to lose my music
20:00 <megamanga> already done that
20:00 <johninja> the rest is unimportant
20:00 <megamanga> lost lik half a tb of music
20:00 <johninja> ugh fk
20:00 <megamanga> i recovered 200gig
20:00 <megamanga> the rest were fuked
20:00 <johninja> i have spent months getting all the track names and genres right
21:00 <druidess> gfbkuezbkhcnkoyreakk ok
21:00 <SeZz> uwotm8
21:00 <megamanga> lol thats fair anal
21:00 <johninja> yeah lol
21:00 <SeZz> heheeh anal
21:00 <Maurice> Fuck that, I'd be more worried about my naked pics being lost
21:00 <megamanga> theres an app for that u know that right?
21:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
21:00 <johninja> yeah but it never does it RIGHT
21:00 <SeZz> the apps only get it right like 70% of the time
21:00 <ShadowLurker> its ok Maurice we have em backed up
21:00 <megamanga> well then fix the other 30 %
21:00 <Maurice> Thank fuck
21:00 <megamanga> job done
21:00 <johninja> hmm
21:00 <Maurice> Coz the desktop shit itself
22:00 <megamanga> put it all on the cloud
22:00 <megamanga> the cloudddddd
22:00 <Maurice> I got then to do a data recovery, haven't checked the harddrive out yet
22:00 <Maurice> I'm not brave enough
22:00 <Maurice> Them*
22:00 <ShadowLurker> lol cloud
22:00 <SeZz> thats still months of work if you have over 50k songs
22:00 <Maurice> I thought cloud was crapple shit
22:00 <johninja> lol i was readin a massive reddit article about what computer techs and just relatives etc have found on peoples hardrives over the years
22:00 <johninja> was pretty hilarious
22:00 <johninja> and sickening at times
23:00 <megamanga> been there done that
23:00 <megamanga> dick picks of guys on the desktop....
23:00 <Maurice> No wonder the asian dude took $35 off my bill when I collected my harddrive
23:00 <SeZz> rofll
23:00 <megamanga> then having to look at that customers face
23:00 <SeZz> CHOCOLATE SAUCE
23:00 <ShadowLurker> LOLOLOLOLOL
23:00 <megamanga> ....
23:00 <Maurice> He probably got the video that I'm in, but don't remember a single thing
24:00 <megamanga> where the tit pics at
24:00 <Maurice> On this harddrive, from memory
24:00 <megamanga> dcc mytits.jpg.exe
24:00 <SeZz> i realised today
24:00 <SeZz> well just about 3 seconds ago
24:00 <Maurice> Lol
24:00 <SeZz> i havent taken any tit pics with my new phone
25:00 <johninja> oooh
25:00 <Maurice> WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
25:00 <Maurice> FFS MAN
25:00 <megamanga> i cant wait to take 20mp tit pics
25:00 <SeZz> eh ive got a dslr for that
25:00 <megamanga> yeah im getting one for xmas
25:00 <Maurice> Oh fuck, I have a dslr too
25:00 <johninja> 3D bewb pics
25:00 <megamanga> im not meant to know though
25:00 <Maurice> Why aren't I taking pics
25:00 <SeZz> ill take some pics tomorrow
25:00 <SeZz> im disgusted with my body today
26:00 <Maurice> Don't be, I saw this chick at the pools today, carrying her toddler that weighed more than she did
26:00 <megamanga> then share with irc
26:00 <Maurice> Her legs were skinnier than my 10yr olds
26:00 <megamanga> jesus
26:00 <Maurice> She looked fucking repulsive
26:00 <SeZz> gross
27:00 <megamanga> i bet shed split in half if i boned her
27:00 <megamanga> hngggg
27:00 <Maurice> Don't flatter yourself
27:00 <Maurice> But yes, SeZz, she was rank
27:00 <Maurice> Her arms were so tiny
27:00 <megamanga> ill flatter myself all i like
27:00 <SeZz> im feeling very.. spongey lol ive lost a bit og weight and I feel like a deflated balloon
27:00 <Maurice> Bo probably weighs more than her
27:00 <SeZz> luckily my tits are still in place
27:00 <Maurice> Lol
27:00 <Maurice> ShadowLurkers pillow is intact
28:00 <SeZz> haha
29:00 <megamanga> you just have to worry when he remembers what color your eyes are
29:00 <megamanga> ahurrrrrrrrr
29:00 <Maurice> Dont get me started on eye colour
30:00 <Maurice> Our 2nd son was born, my husband goes 'where did you get those blues eyes from?' First son has blue eyes, I have blue eyes, HUSBAND has blue eyes
30:00 <SeZz> loll
30:00 <Maurice> 'Oh yeah, I forgot my eyes were blue'
30:00 <megamanga> retired...
30:00 <Maurice> Luckily I married him for his dick size, not his IQ..
30:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
31:00 <SeZz> this is the same man who fucked himself up playing tennis. and cut his own nut sack with scissors.
31:00 <megamanga> smort
31:00 <Maurice> Lollll
31:00 <Maurice> His left calf looks odd
31:00 <Maurice> Coz of the muscle fuck up
31:00 <megamanga> scissors, i wont even ask
31:00 <Maurice> ALSO, DON'T FORGET YOU HAVE A CLIPPER ACCIDENT
31:00 <Maurice> And not on yourself
31:00 <SeZz> yeah but i did that haah
31:00 <SeZz> not himself
32:00 <Maurice> Lol I know
32:00 <Maurice> Had*
32:00 <SeZz> those things are sharrrrp
32:00 <Maurice> Damn autocorrecr..
32:00 <SeZz> WHO KNEW
32:00 <Maurice> P!nk!
32:00 <megamanga> u didnt clipper his balls did you
32:00 <Maurice> SeZz did
32:00 <megamanga> normal clippers will just cut...
32:00 <megamanga> i know coz i did it to myself LOL
32:00 <SeZz> i did
32:00 <Maurice> LOL
32:00 <SeZz> i thought theyd work
33:00 <SeZz> but it just tears the skin
33:00 <johninja> you just have to be vewy vewy careful
33:00 <SeZz> LOL
33:00 <Maurice> And you thought scissors were bad
33:00 <megamanga> nah blades too big
33:00 <SeZz> its ok for the top of the dick part
33:00 <megamanga> its like a knife
33:00 <SeZz> but not the balls
33:00 <Maurice> He fully shoved his junk in face 'LOOK, I'M BLEEDING'
33:00 <Maurice> I didn't need to see it that close up, bleeding or not
33:00 <megamanga> thats nice, apply pressure before you pass out
33:00 <SeZz> i suddenly have an urge for junk on my face
34:00 <SeZz> IN
34:00 <Maurice> Omg same LOL
34:00 <SeZz> NOT ON
34:00 <SeZz> far out
34:00 <Maurice> I got it
34:00 <megamanga> let the tea bagging commence
34:00 <Maurice> 16 days
34:00 <SeZz> fuck that man
34:00 <SeZz> today was the first day in weeks
34:00 <SeZz> WEEEEKS
34:00 <SeZz> d.e.d
34:00 <Maurice> LOL
34:00 <Maurice> It's already been 2 weeks
34:00 <Maurice> Another 2 to go
35:00 <AngrymanXL> Did anyone know that the voice of Shredder from TMNT was played by uncle Carl from the Fresh Prince?
35:00 <SeZz> i dont even know how long it'd been
35:00 <Maurice> AngrymanXL, no, but now I'm intrigued
35:00 <megamanga> the more you know
36:00 <megamanga> every time i leave the office this bat tries to shit on me
36:00 <megamanga> :|
37:00 <megamanga> he knows i have the poops
37:00 <SeZz> rofl
37:00 <SeZz> bat???
37:00 <SeZz> :S
37:00 <megamanga> yeah
37:00 <megamanga> a bat
37:00 <megamanga> its eating the nectar out of thetree
38:00 <AngrymanXL> you gonna get rabies bro.  maybe you already gots it.
38:00 <megamanga> oh well, least of my worries
38:00 <SeZz> we dont have rabies in australia.
38:00 <Maurice> Make you forget about the aids
38:00 <SeZz> how big is it??
38:00 <AngrymanXL> I'm pretty sure some bats hhahve rabies in  Australia.
39:00 <megamanga> beastman aids
39:00 <megamanga> they dont
39:00 <SeZz> no rabies hasnt been in australia since 1992 or something
39:00 <Q{> one girl was bitten by a bat that was injured in a church
39:00 <Q{> she got rabies from it
39:00 <Q{> it was only discovered weeks later
40:00 <AngrymanXL> Australian bat lyssavirus (ABLV) is a virus that can be transmitted from bats to humans, causing serious illness. The virus was first identified in 1996 and has been found in four kinds of flying foxes/fruit bats and one species of insect-eating microbat.
40:00 <megamanga> how long ago was this
40:00 <Q{> they got new treatment for her
40:00 <megamanga> 1989?
40:00 <Q{> she was the first person ever to survive from rabie
40:00 <megamanga> so its a different vius
40:00 <Q{> i dont remember year
40:00 <AngrymanXL> ABLV is closely related but not identical to rabies virus, which causes a serious and usually fatal disease in humans.
40:00 <SeZz> its not rabies
40:00 <megamanga> stillnotrabies
41:00 <SeZz> In several countries, including Australia, Japan, and Singapore, rabies carried by terrestrial animals has been eliminated entirely.
41:00 <Q{> that girl definitely had rabies from bat
41:00 <megamanga> if only we could eliminate rabbits
41:00 <johninja> yeah they just have hendra virus and sars now
42:00 <johninja> germy little fuckers
42:00 <SeZz> lots of viruses are closely related
42:00 <megamanga> yeah like bogans and gypsies
42:00 <megamanga> ....
42:00 <SeZz> LOL
42:00 <SeZz> plz dont make me laff
42:00 <SeZz> it hurts a lot
43:00 <megamanga> pluracy?
43:00 <AngrymanXL> I hate that Subway jingle.
43:00 <SeZz> i dont think do
43:00 <SeZz> so
44:00 <megamanga> eat fresh?
44:00 <SeZz> ive got some kinda cold/flu thing happening
44:00 <megamanga> ah
44:00 <megamanga> ill trade you for mudbut
44:00 <AngrymanXL> I... I got it made... I got it made, I got it made at Subway!!
44:00 <SeZz> hmmm
44:00 <SeZz> no thanks
44:00 <megamanga> GODDDAMNIT one day im gonna smash this laptop 
44:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL mudbutt
44:00 <megamanga> it wont let up
45:00 <SeZz> i had mudbutt for about 10 days straight when i had anti biotics for a kidney infection
45:00 <SeZz> that sucked
45:00 <megamanga> its not as bad as that guy who shit over a toilet stall and into another
45:00 <SeZz> LOL
45:00 <megamanga> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkdKGQ2yzGk
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How I Poop In School (May 2, 2011) 0:27 - Category: Comedy - 753,485 views - 2,519 likes (94.1%), 158 dislikes (5.9%)
46:00 <johninja> not sure i want to watch this but i can't not
46:00 <SeZz> yeah im going to bed LOL
46:00 <SeZz> night
46:00 <johninja> nini
47:00 <megamanga> the original has more than that
47:00 <johninja> Welcome to downtown YouTube
47:00 <johninja> lol
48:00 <Maurice> Byeee me choco
48:00 <megamanga> i dont want to waste my measly 2.5gb
50:00 <Maurice> I have 200 a month, I'm lucky to waste 15
50:00 <megamanga> on your phone?
54:00 <megamanga> i wanna go home to a comfy toilet im not afraid to sit on
54:00 <Maurice> Dont be silly, of course not on my phone
55:00 <megamanga> im on my phone :(
55:00 <Maurice> Sucks to be you
55:00 <megamanga> sure does, it could be worse though
55:00 <megamanga> i could have to do actual work
56:00 <Maurice> Yuck
00:00 <Bastardly_One> hey you know when you said you use about 15 at most Maurice
00:00 <Bastardly_One> including say intensive online gaming?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> because that's not bad
00:00 <Maurice> What
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm always afraid I eat all the d/l here
00:00 <johninja> i don't think Maurice is much of a MMOer
00:00 <Bastardly_One> got the same 200gb
01:00 <Maurice> Ohhh gb
01:00 <Bastardly_One> her hubby and kids play xbox n shit
01:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I asked
01:00 <Maurice> I download awesome tv shows..
01:00 <megamanga> unless you're on xbox 8 hours a day every day you wont use it
01:00 <Maurice> We don't have xbox btw
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be interested to know how much 2 certain games are bandwidth wise
02:00 <Maurice> We have 2 ps3s
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah PS3 ... same shit
02:00 <Maurice> Xbox One is for xmas, ps4 is for fun..
02:00 <megamanga> google it?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon sometimes I do 10hrs a day
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I could I suppose mega
02:00 <Bastardly_One> not important at the moment really
02:00 <megamanga> someone has asked that question surely
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah game geeks know everything about what they're playing ... true enough
03:00 <megamanga> itd proably be like 100 to 200 meg an hour
03:00 <megamanga> depends on game and players and data n shit
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
03:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway ...
04:00 <johninja> yeah been there
04:00 <johninja> woops scrolled up
04:00 <megamanga> u cut your dick too?
04:00 <johninja> yeah gta can eat 100-200
04:00 <johninja> lol i have actually
04:00 <johninja> couple of times
05:00 <johninja> balls is worse
05:00 <Maurice> Jebus
05:00 <johninja> gets sweaty and stings
05:00 <Bastardly_One> gb? ... get fucked
05:00 <Bastardly_One> no way
05:00 <johninja> nonomb
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was gonna say
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh well
05:00 <johninja> just depends on the ammount of other players in the game
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that's about a GB a day then
05:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet
05:00 <Bastardly_One> adding up shit ... that'd be the heaviest
06:00 <megamanga> hd porn is the heaviest
06:00 <johninja> BF3 was another one i would play for almost the whole day at times
06:00 <megamanga> i bought it and never played it
06:00 <Bastardly_One> if you play over 10 hrs
06:00 <johninja> sure
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I suggest seeing a doctor about addiction
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <johninja> played final fantasy for 3 days straight once
07:00 <Bastardly_One> says the man who played GTA O for about 12hrs a day for a mth
07:00 <johninja> heh i just get into the ZONE mannn
07:00 <Bastardly_One> least it's entertaining
07:00 <megamanga> i think ill play gta all day when i get home
07:00 <megamanga> got 4 days off
08:00 <johninja> yeah get some snacks and drinks 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> why be like simba when you play FIFA for 12hrs plus a day?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> now that's a worry
08:00 <johninja> i can't play video games drunk though :(
08:00 <Bastardly_One> how bored would you be playing FIFA for more than an hour
08:00 <johninja> hmm
08:00 <megamanga> its good for a 20 minute game with ur mates
08:00 <megamanga> then u chang egame
08:00 <johninja> i play full 48 minutes games of nba2k
09:00 <Bastardly_One> once again, says me that plays Tiger Woods
09:00 <johninja> can crank out 3-4 of them some days
09:00 <johninja> which includes restarting when i have a bad game lol
09:00 <megamanga> do they still make nba jam
09:00 <johninja> i think they bought out a new one recently
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you can get it ... from the PS store
10:00 <megamanga> i miss nba jam it was awesome
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and daytona
10:00 <megamanga> daytona oh god
10:00 <megamanga> there goes my life
10:00 <johninja> lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I've definitely seen both on the PS store
10:00 <megamanga> lucky i only have an xbox
10:00 <megamanga> woo
12:00 <megamanga> http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1461790_1393966834175535_192906161_n.jpg
13:00 <Bastardly_One> your kid?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> hawhawhaw
13:00 <megamanga> ahurrrrrrr
13:00 <megamanga> stoked goats, great page
13:00 <megamanga> almost as good as animals smoking durries
13:00 <johninja> lol i have seen that one
14:00 <johninja> @durries
14:00 <megamanga> its so good
14:00 <johninja> yeah the lols
14:00 <johninja> the guy who admins is a loose unit
22:00 <megamanga> police corruption is a good one too
22:00 <megamanga> people get so mad at it
25:00 <Socratize> Hahahahahahah.
27:00 <Socratize> Ugh.
29:00 <megamanga> time to unlock all the doors and watch jackie chan movies
29:00 <megamanga> laters playas
29:00 <Socratize> Hmmmmmmmmm.
43:00 <Bastardly_One> orly?
45:00 <screwss> where, does the time... GO
50:00 <johninja> go find BBC Horizon what time is it and watch
00:00 <[sh4dz]> kl'
06:00 <johninja> Conservative white Republican Dave Wilson pretended he was black to win election
06:00 <johninja> lol
07:00 <johninja> waddup g's
15:00 <Socratize> Heh.
17:00 <fawks> lolwtf
22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> pooh
22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Morning #melbourne
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hey johninja
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u awake
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ?
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 4,4....................................................
41:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> (*)(*)
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> beehhh when are you coming to america
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ghettoooooo pusssy
45:00 <beehhh> yeah
45:00 <beehhh> i faked my drunkness
45:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mm i should buy a bag of goon n some cordial
46:00 <beehhh> watch ladyboy tube
52:00 <beehhh> http://www.ladyboys-tube.com/gallery/ladyboy-one-sweet-ladyboy-perfection/ee640fdc6cce2fab0e673ca91eb63ee5/index.html?5x14x10751
56:00 <Romeo> hhjhjh      0-='\ -=]\
57:00 <Romeo> so who is still single?
57:00 <beehhh> damn i cummed
58:00 <Romeo> hhjhjh      0-='\ -=]\
58:00 <beehhh> dick link
58:00 <Romeo> beehhh
58:00 <beehhh> sick
58:00 <beehhh> cum dripping every where
59:00 <Romeo> living a double life is hard
59:00 <Romeo> need big buds
00:00 <Romeo> gunna get my drinks from tha shop
00:00 <Romeo> i look forward to getting high
01:00 <Romeo> my caravan can't fly
01:00 <Romeo> but if i could turn it into a private plane
01:00 <Romeo> woah the design
02:00 <Romeo> anyone have sugar?
02:00 <Romeo> tea is no good without opium
04:00 <Romeo> so not up to date with the "scene"
04:00 <Romeo> anyone had coffee today?
06:00 <Romeo> i confuse cyanide of being a drug im sure it's just a chemical but yeah no chemicals ever made me think twice
06:00 <Romeo> .
07:00 <Romeo> fooooooooooooooooooooooood
07:00 <Romeo> jazz on tv
08:00 <Romeo> i confuse cyanide of being a drug im sure it's just a chemical but yeah no chemicals never made me think twice
08:00 <hackt> need some banna smoothies
09:00 <hackt> need some bananna smoothies
10:00 <hackt> i want a pork roast
11:00 <hackt> ...
11:00 <hackt> anyone still awake?
12:00 <hackt> if only my bed was made out of food
13:00 <alienated> wonder what channels are busy
13:00 <alienated> if only everything was made out of food.
15:00 <alienated> #Utopia
16:00 <alienated> damn should eat a few thousand trout
16:00 <alienated> damn would eat a few thousand trout
18:00 <alienated> i wanna get drunk
19:00 <alienated> i also wanna build a fish pond
19:00 <alienated> sea water is salty
19:00 <alienated> sex on the beach
19:00 <alienated> lol 
19:00 <alienated> mnjbvcfty6789iokjmnbgt6y7
20:00 <alienatedRomeoHACKT\c4_> www.pornography.net
21:00 <alienatedRomeoHACKT\c4_> www.toplesshotties.com
22:00 <alienatedRomeoHACKT\c4_> anyone wanna make a porn?
22:00 <alienatedRomeoHACKT\c4_> free sex
22:00 <alienatedRomeoHACKT\c4_> www.freeweed.com
22:00 <alienatedRomeoHACKT\c4_> www.FreeWeed.com
24:00 <alienatedRomeoHACKT\c4_> www.beautifulcountrygirls.com  
38:00 <{LeE}> lol
38:00 <{LeE}> hi
46:00 <simba> lmao at bastardly one still butthurt that i didnt wanna play gta online with him
53:00 <HS^> he
53:00 <HS^> whos here
28:00 <simba> Pieter is here
00:00 <[sh4dz]> my dads a  fuckn cun
02:00 <Cleo10> so is mine
23:00 <Cleo10> at least your's doesn't hit you with a strap
37:00 <[sh4dz]> Hope my dad has another stroke
39:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <simba> that is awful
48:00 <Cleo10> mine has already had 4
48:00 <Cleo10> and apparently they are my fault
51:00 <Kelevra> how dark..
52:00 <Kelevra> knew i should've sleptv in
52:00 <Kelevra> -v
58:00 <[sh4dz]> Hope my dad has another stroke
58:00 <[sh4dz]> *
59:00 <[sh4dz]> im getting rock
06:00 <[sh4dz]> going to city bu byes
07:00 <[sh4dz]> kfc ?
07:00 <[sh4dz]> lol
07:00 <[sh4dz]> `seen fuckface
07:00 <prowl> [sh4dz], I don't remember seeing fuckface.
07:00 <[sh4dz]> lolllllllllllllll
08:00 <Kelevra> You're a dick..
08:00 <[sh4dz]> suk me
10:00 <Kelevra> I''d rather not.
12:00 <[sh4dz]> salty lips
12:00 <[sh4dz]> hairs stuck on your lip gloss
13:00 <[sh4dz]> cheese jaw
13:00 <[sh4dz]> lolllllllllllllllllllllll
13:00 <[sh4dz]> cumbuckt
13:00 <Kelevra> Are you high or just fucked in the head?
14:00 <[sh4dz]> cumbuckt
14:00 <[sh4dz]> libra ?
14:00 <[sh4dz]> bloody bitch
15:00 <[sh4dz]> i have 1000watts bass in the car
15:00 <[sh4dz]> good riddons
16:00 <[sh4dz]> hsv commodore
16:00 <[sh4dz]> ]v fast
16:00 <[sh4dz]> eggs n bacon bbr
28:00 <{LeE}> so unkool
28:00 <{LeE}> byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
45:00 <mrvdv> morning ppl
58:00 <g^style> LET WE FORGET 2 MINUTES
59:00 <mrvdv> la la la la
02:00 <Pyro-> what.. you in kiwi land or somethin?
02:00 <Pyro-> oh.. i confused myself
03:00 <Pyro-> you's just in daylight savings zone
05:00 <simba> no today is the 11th
08:00 <partay> bloody mexicans\
11:00 <fawks> kihvjiggkojhionhoolm
15:00 <mrvdv> aha
16:00 <fawks> aha
17:00 <mrvdv> i should really be doing this stupid course the job agency is getting me to do lol
27:00 <Mew> fawksycleopatraaaaa
30:00 <fawks> hi mew
31:00 <BlackDevil> hi
34:00 <simba> hi
34:00 <simba> wow is this real irc
34:00 <stebie> BD
34:00 <Floss> wtf
36:00 <BlackDevil> stebie
38:00 <Floss> omg jaime haha
40:00 <Floss> what a fn bitch
40:00 <shadsam> Hey
40:00 <shadsam> In the city
40:00 <shadsam> Up urz
40:00 <shadsam> Lol
41:00 <shadsam> Starving
41:00 <shadsam> Maccas
41:00 <shadsam> E
41:00 <shadsam> Xtc
41:00 <Warren1984> hi all
41:00 <shadsam> Joke
42:00 <shadsam> Hi
42:00 <fawks> retard hour already 
42:00 <fawks> great
42:00 <shadsam> Cawks
42:00 <simba> Up urz
42:00 <simba> Lol
42:00 <shadsam> Brainteaser wig faux
42:00 <fawks> ok
42:00 <shadsam> Lily
43:00 <Floss> have u lot see thisshit
43:00 <Floss> how does he not piss himself laughing
43:00 <shadsam> Lol
43:00 <fawks> Lol
43:00 <Floss> i have this ability to, like, gete monehy out of ppl
43:00 <shadsam> Fukup
44:00 <simba> how by stabbing them
44:00 <shadsam> Thief
44:00 <simba> i wish you had the ability to leave irc
44:00 <shadsam> Yez
44:00 <fawks> lool
45:00 <Floss> who me?
45:00 <BlackDevil> shadsam:fawks
45:00 <Floss> lol hes dancing on stage
45:00 <shadsam>  Black, kz
45:00 <Floss> bahahaha
45:00 <shadsam> Lol
46:00 <Floss> lol
46:00 <Floss> do you know how much work we out into that dance sir
47:00 <Floss> its hard to watch cause hes so spot on
48:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1388325994743876&set=vb.236486913157711&type=2&theater
48:00 <faux> kewl
49:00 <faux> what teh fuck .. this is so disgusting. worst parenting ever. OH YEAH LETS GRAB A CAMERA https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1387733011469841&set=vb.236486913157711&type=2&theater
49:00 <faux> feral mutts
50:00 <shadsam> Brainteaser notch
50:00 <shadsam> Alit put
50:00 <Floss> wow thattabes sick
50:00 <shadsam> Lola
50:00 <shadsam> Kill
50:00 <faux> thattabes
50:00 <Floss> that tables*
50:00 <shadsam> Cunt
50:00 <Floss> acrylic nails
50:00 <Floss> suck to type with
51:00 <shadsam> Cup
51:00 <shadsam> Drinking
51:00 <shadsam> Slut
51:00 <shadsam> Lezos
52:00 <Floss> hmm ok
52:00 <BlackDevil> you know who has the best cock here?
52:00 <Floss> i drink with a cup so apparently im a lezzo?
52:00 <Floss> haha
52:00 <Warren1984> Floss get a waterpik dental jet system. Much more superior to floss
53:00 <Mew> probably Longie
53:00 <Floss> dude u can floss fine with fishing line
53:00 <BlackDevil> nah Mew, faux
53:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1394421_461568987285211_1458923352_n.jpg
54:00 <shadsam> Fu
54:00 <shadsam> Lezo
54:00 <shadsam> Lol
54:00 <Warren1984> Floss -> http://www.waterpik.com.au/product.aspx?id=1
54:00 <shadsam> K
54:00 <BlackDevil> these tits http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1384130505621.jpg
55:00 <Floss> BOLT ONS
55:00 <simba> yum faux
55:00 <simba> And Im Not Talking About The Link xD
55:00 <faux> looks sick
55:00 <faux> lol
55:00 <faux> shh
55:00 <faux> also
55:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1395332_461050204003756_1313120666_n.jpg
56:00 <Floss> warren waterpiks are expensive gimmiky toy things
56:00 <simba> i might do that today. i just ate nutella
57:00 <simba> nutella and milk... yes !!
57:00 <Floss> lol dad canyou tell your loser wife tostop bitching in my face"
58:00 <faux> lolol are you watching ja'mie
58:00 <faux> Floss
58:00 <Floss> yeah
58:00 <faux> haha
58:00 <Floss> ive never seen it only have first ep
58:00 <faux> oh
58:00 <faux> theres only 3 eps out so far
59:00 <Floss> ah ok
59:00 <faux> its pretty funny
59:00 <faux> in a stupid way
59:00 <Floss> im suppose to be working
59:00 <shadsam> Fuky
59:00 <Floss> hes so spot on tho
59:00 <Floss> girls are so fucked
00:00 <shadsam> Lesos
00:00 <faux> i went to an all girls school and it so wasnt that bitchy lol
01:00 <Floss> i know girls like jaime
02:00 <Floss> i want to hit them with things and staple tthings to their heads
04:00 <faux>  https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/544172_10152364590953206_541836855_n.jpg
04:00 <g^style> tldr
05:00 <Floss> true dat
14:00 <partay> then doodle gave me a reach around
14:00 <Doodle> i'm thoughtful like that
14:00 <partay> we dont call you doodle for nothing
15:00 <Nikky`> I do, he has a good for nothing Doodle
15:00 <Doodle> no, its because i like to draw
15:00 <Doodle> i beg your pardon Nikky`
15:00 <Nikky`> Love you <3 ;o)
15:00 <Doodle> lol suck
16:00 <Doodle> its good for everything
16:00 <Doodle> except opening stubbies
16:00 <Nikky`> I'm yet to see that but I will.. ooooh yes I will
16:00 <Doodle> lol re00www
17:00 <partay> im so tempted to have a bourbon
17:00 <Nikky`> Do it
17:00 <partay> this working from hom is frought with danger and pitfalls
17:00 <partay> e
17:00 <Doodle> pitfallse
17:00 <Nikky`> I used to love when I could work from home
18:00 <Nikky`> working in pj's, tv, napping 
18:00 <shadsam> Fed
21:00 <partay> sadly is not conducive to getting any work done 
21:00 <Nikky`> I got to my kpi so they didn't question me
22:00 <Nikky`> but alas, no more working from home allowed
22:00 <partay> too much porn ?
23:00 <Nikky`> Damn, why didn't I think of that
24:00 <frayedknot> why no more working from home allowed?!
24:00 <shadsam> Dick
24:00 <shadsam> O.o
24:00 <Nikky`> The board said no, due to OH&S shite
24:00 <shadsam> Lol
27:00 <shadsam> Faux stinx
28:00 <shadsam> Lol
29:00 <shadsam> Maccas yo
32:00 <simba> Faux stinx
33:00 <partay> how do you know ?
33:00 <simba> oh i know
34:00 <partay> do i want to know ?
34:00 <simba> stfu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
36:00 <partay> faux told me her oyster is fresh as a daisy
41:00 <simba> stfu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
47:00 <British^Meat> Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn!
51:00 <johninja> lol@cleo one-upping shads but not with good shit
52:00 <British^Meat> explain
52:00 <British^Meat> i dont want to feel Cleo10's........
52:00 <British^Meat> ........wrath
52:00 <partay> Cleo the fucking homo msgs everyone that enters the room for some cock cam
52:00 <johninja> <[sh4dz]> my dads a  fuckn cun <Cleo10> at least your's doesn't hit you with a strap
53:00 <British^Meat> lol
53:00 <British^Meat> what that?
53:00 <British^Meat> err the
53:00 <British^Meat> i think ive decided that i would like to exchange photos with Cleo10, maybe ive been too harsh
53:00 <British^Meat> what do you think jonks?
54:00 <partay> British^Meat you like cock ?
54:00 <British^Meat> well...
54:00 <partay> well cleos your boy 
54:00 <British^Meat> i like mine, i guess its ok
54:00 <British^Meat> do u like yours?
54:00 <partay> i hug my penis regularly 
54:00 <johninja> <[sh4dz]> Hope my dad has another stroke <Cleo10> mine has already had 4
55:00 <British^Meat> dang, thats deep
55:00 <johninja> fuck you van persie
56:00 <British^Meat> lol
56:00 <British^Meat> owned
00:00 <johninja> let me know if you get cleo pics British^Meat
00:00 <johninja> they are a premium item
00:00 <British^Meat> remember ludo, from labryinth?
01:00 <British^Meat> Saraaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
01:00 <British^Meat> they wont budge
01:00 <johninja> i just put rhiannon on
01:00 <British^Meat> and they wont adhere to my system
01:00 <johninja> damn
01:00 <British^Meat> which is thus.....
01:00 <British^Meat> you need to send me a photo with todays paper on it, half body shot holding paper to right side of face
02:00 <johninja> lol
02:00 <British^Meat> or a photo of yourself infront of your monitor showing this very text
02:00 <British^Meat> then and only then
02:00 <British^Meat> u dig?
02:00 <johninja> aye
02:00 <British^Meat> u think they'll be keen?
02:00 <johninja> i am not so demanding but i can understand why you would be
02:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py3w5fttedA 
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fleetwood Mac Rhiannon Live 1976 Stevie Nicks (Oct 21, 2007) 6:32 - Category: Music - 2,145,852 views - 8,265 likes (98.3%), 140 dislikes (1.7%)
02:00 <Pyro-> apparently if you tell cleo10 you don't really like cyber, you suddenly don't get cybered..
03:00 <Pyro-> and can't even get a make believe photo of someone else
03:00 <British^Meat> yer right
03:00 <British^Meat> they'll dance around the subject though
04:00 <johninja> i somehow doubt she could be the uggliest person here
04:00 <partay> johninja cleo is a guy
04:00 <johninja> yes or he
04:00 <Pyro-> like.. i like te idea.. but what i really like.. is actualy sex.. and naked women.. and hey, i got pretty low standards.. i like looking at fat girls naked too .. theirs skin is usually very soft :)
05:00 <johninja> hehe
05:00 <johninja> i don't mind the larger ladies
05:00 <BlackDevil> where is my mate awolf?
05:00 <partay> youve come to the right place then
05:00 <British^Meat> lager ladies
05:00 <johninja> he's dead BlackDevil
05:00 <johninja> died in an air balooning accident
05:00 <British^Meat> goto his feline themed channel
06:00 <johninja> ^
06:00 <BlackDevil> :(
06:00 <BlackDevil> Man arrested for murder of wife, 5-year-old daughter
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Afternoon #melbourne
07:00 <partay> then WiLd_TuRkeY sucked off the whole footy team
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer yer ur a homo
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
08:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> stop bullying me ill log it and call the CIA
08:00 <partay> bleh
08:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
08:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> CIA,DIA,FBI,CIB
08:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> asio
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mossad
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> M16?
09:00 <partay> Cleo10 works for homoland security
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> N S 
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> A
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> YER U HAVE TO BE A TRANSEXUAL THESE DAYS TO WORK FOR THE GOVERMENT
09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sorry about the caps
10:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://youtu.be/9Xo1J9Xl0Io
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: OneRepublic - Counting Stars (Karaoke) (Aug 21, 2013) 4:40 - Category: Music - 272,047 views - 879 likes (93.7%), 59 dislikes (6.3%)
12:00 <Pyro-> i also forgot.. there's no women on irc
12:00 <johninja> hey WiLd_TuRkeY
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> partay you should donate to chleos law
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Hello johninja :)
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> imagine if we lived in a world where people werent bullied
13:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> what would it be like
13:00 <British^Meat> FUCK OFF
13:00 <johninja> WiLd_TuRkeY we need you to befriend Cleo10
13:00 <johninja> and get pics
13:00 <BlackDevil> i pooped in my pants
13:00 <Cleo10> he is already is
13:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ahah she wont give out that info
13:00 <johninja> well done
13:00 <Cleo10> but ur not scum
13:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> shes a troll or sumthing
13:00 <johninja> no she likes you
13:00 <British^Meat> johninja isnt scum
13:00 <Cleo10> just as I hate U
13:00 <johninja> it has been revealed
14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dont show her ur picture simple
14:00 <johninja> its ok to hate me Cleo10, people hate what they can't understand
14:00 <partay> Cleo10 and white should hook up.. both guys pretending to be female 
14:00 <Cleo10> Don't want to understand ninja
14:00 <BlackDevil> WiLd_TuRkeY http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1384132085220.jpg
14:00 <Cleo10> rather spend my time on someone else
14:00 <johninja> yes i think WiLd_TuRkeY is more worthy of your time
15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> bit too young BlackDevil
15:00 <Cleo10> stick ur nose somewhere else
15:00 <johninja> i dunno about young just too skinny
15:00 <johninja> i'm not sure what you are implying Cleo but you sicken me
15:00 <partay> BlackDevil i like your post dude.. dont listen to them 
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> doubt my cock would fit
16:00 <Cleo10> to hard to understand isn't it ninja
16:00 <johninja> vaginas have a suprising ammount of elasticity
16:00 <Cleo10> can't work that fuck up brain of yours
16:00 <johninja> settle
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> id call it art BlackDevil
16:00 <johninja> you are embarrasing yourself
16:00 <BlackDevil> what about this http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1384136014940.gif
17:00 <johninja> heh
17:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> thats trippy
17:00 <johninja> indeed
17:00 <partay> who has a nice set of speakers attached to their pc.. with a decent bass ?
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> not i
18:00 <British^Meat> YOU CANT HAVE THEM partay!
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> but i want to get a amp for the computer
18:00 <BlackDevil> you can change your bass in windows
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i have logitech speakers
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> with subby
18:00 <Pyro-> was just listening to a snot song.. realised there's a sample in the background... which my deaf ears thought may have been from natural born killers...
18:00 <partay> TURN THEM UP
18:00 <Pyro-> random thought of the minute
18:00 <partay> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKIjIlzDRD8
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Audi R8 V10 Plus on the rollers (Mar 9, 2013) 1:18 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 28,688 views - 166 likes (98.2%), 3 dislikes (1.8%)
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> when i had a 486dx i had a stero amp plugged into the output
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> playing lemmings
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> using xtreegold
19:00 <British^Meat> lol, got advert, closed window
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i want to build a bitcoin miner
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> make 1 bitcoin ./day
20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 1 terracoin
20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> when i become old n rich il be rooting all the 18+ yo'
20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> s
21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> o.O
21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Cleo10 did u watch 60 minutes last night?
21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i liked the story about the boy with celbral persey
22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> learning to walk :(
22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> they should of gove him painkillers while he learned to walk
22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> alltho that might of defeated the purpose of wiring his brain
22:00 <BlackDevil> http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1384133472736.gif
23:00 <partay> god bless 4chan
23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i gotta make a website with a chatroom
24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> not sure to use fb 
24:00 <BlackDevil> i wonder how many people are getting ready to see a trap?
24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> her nipples are tiny
24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i want to see them on a nipple fat
24:00 <Pyro-> so.. ladies.. tits out for the boys?
25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> BlackDevil can u stop posting nudes ur making me horny
25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> o.O
27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Cleo10 the girl who committed suicide should of gone to police
27:00 <stebie> nudes? where?!
27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> above stebie
27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the 4chan linkz
29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> www.innocentangels.com
30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> m pretty good at splinter cell using http://www.visualwalkthroughs.com/splintercell/mission1/mission1.htm
31:00 <BlackDevil> WiLd_TuRkeY http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1384130923661.png
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ew
32:00 <BlackDevil> better?
32:00 <johninja> AN INDIAN man who can type more than 100 words per minute says he is unable to get work in his own country because he has 12 fingers.
32:00 <johninja> "They want pretty women, not some guy who has 12 fingers," he told UK newspaper Metro.
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> id love to work as a porn stout
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> scout
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> or id love to be a porn actor 
36:00 <BlackDevil> WiLd_TuRkeY http://efukt.com/21105_The_Worst_Tattoos_in_Porn.html
36:00 <Mew> `seen Pirate
36:00 <prowl> Mew, I found 2 matches to your query: Pierate, Pirate. Pierate ([email protected]) was last seen being kicked from #random by ChanOP ( (Element) Banned: Move) 2 weeks 16 hours 30 minutes ago (27.10. 20:06), after spending 32 seconds there.
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> BlackDevil http://tinyurl.com/mg64dgn
38:00 <BlackDevil> TinyURL: Redirects to: http://en.bongacams.com/chat/Wowxgirl?bcs=bm93bjYxOTUxMmE0M2FmYTMwYWM5Y2UyNWRkYWUwMmYxYjcyOjoxNzM5Nzg6Omh0dHA6Ly9ib25nYWNhc2guY29tL3Rvb2xzL3Byb21vLnBocDo6Ojo6OjE3MTkx
38:00 <BlackDevil> lol
39:00 <Pyro-> `seen yamum
39:00 <prowl> Pyro-, I found 43 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: ^_^, CrazyChris, `13J666, DigDug, {]|}. ^_^ ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick to Subcult on #melbourne 5 weeks 3 days 24 minutes ago (04.10. 12:14), but Subcult mysteriously dematerialized.
39:00 <BlackDevil> ok WiLd_TuRkeY
39:00 <BlackDevil> mine is better
40:00 <Pyro-> well.. that response was unexpected
42:00 <johninja> yeah lol@that vid bd
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> awolf should make a website called www.makemeapornstar.com
43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> all u have to do is upload a face shot
44:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Bang 2 beers down
44:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> thats all the beer im having today
45:00 <Mew> do you have a mancrush on awolf WiLd_TuRkeY?
47:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> no
47:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yes
48:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> his interesting sometimes with the things he says
49:00 <johninja> so is my dog
49:00 <johninja> "woof"
49:00 <johninja> yes very clever
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/545970_224151831086509_580744346_n.jpg
50:00 <johninja> she'll have hair all over that jumper
50:00 <Pyro-> i heard mew was cute ... can anyone confirm or deny this?
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> she is indeed
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i want to see her naked
50:00 <johninja> no comment
51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> shes got curves
51:00 <Pyro-> i'll believe it then
51:00 <Pyro-> curves are alright by me
53:00 <Mew> woo
53:00 <johninja> 'I AM dying. I am dead.' Those were the panicked words of an innocent man after he accidentally drank $60,000 of liquefied crystal meth thinking it was a sports drink
53:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> johninja when can i hang in ur room again.. how long am i banned
54:00 <johninja> you didn't make a good first impression lol
54:00 <johninja> you were in there 5 minutes then started taking shit from there and bringing it here
54:00 <johninja> so i dunno lol
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i promise to swear a oath
54:00 <johninja> ok
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> to not relay
54:00 <Pyro-> you can't say "i'm dead" if you're dead.. he lied
54:00 <Mew> LOL
55:00 <Mew> time is going really really.. slow.. i.. i think we're dead
55:00 <Pyro-> hey mew.. how cute are you?
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Mew do u have anything to say to the waiting journalists
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> media*
57:00 <johninja> i can't find the ban WiLd_TuRkeY
57:00 <johninja> try 
57:00 <Pyro-> shall i try ?
57:00 <johninja> if you wish
58:00 <Pyro-> `ban WiLd_TuRkeY
58:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <Pyro-> nah.. it's broken hey
58:00 <Pyro-> also.. wild turkey is a pretty good drink
58:00 <johninja> its not bad
58:00 <johninja> bit sweet for my liking
58:00 <johninja> but yeah i'll drink pretty much anything
59:00 <Pyro-> that's... oddd
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/merriwa/cars-vans-utes/1998-nissan-patrol-turbo-4-2-td42t-diesel-rebuilt/1031597531?ref=ais
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> buy my car fux
59:00 <Pyro-> try taking the mixer out
59:00 <Pyro-> hehe fux
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> :P
00:00 <Pyro-> any you melbournites sellng a camper van by chance?
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol i may be selling a cub camper
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> but perth
00:00 <Pyro-> cub?
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> hard floor camper
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> trailer
01:00 <Pyro-> oh.. so just camper trailer, not camper van?
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> yer
01:00 <Pyro-> well that is NOT what i asked.... is it ?   :P
02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Rachael Leahcar
02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Off to ‪#‎Melbourne‬ I go! Will I see you at Federation Square, 6pm tomorrow??
02:00 <Pyro-> can't take you westies anywhere
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
03:00 <Pyro-> i swear WA is a totally different country ...
03:00 <Pyro-> kinda like Tas
05:00 <Serenity> we like it that way
05:00 <Pyro-> was that your spinning roundhouse kick, Maurice ?
06:00 <Serenity> camper trailer and camper cvan are two different things
06:00 <Maurice> Just coz, Pyro-
06:00 <Pyro-> i know this.. apparently waixy over here hasn't cottoned on :P
07:00 <Maurice> Because hes retarded
07:00 <Maurice> Eeep
07:00 <Serenity> theres a lot of things he hasnt cottened on to
07:00 <Floss> showereing
07:00 <Pyro-> can i put my finger in your vag ?
07:00 <Serenity> ohai floss
07:00 <Maurice> Sure, why not
07:00 <Floss> OH HAI
07:00 <Pyro-> two ?
07:00 <Maurice> Ok
07:00 <Serenity> go the fist dave
08:00 <Maurice> Piss off m8
08:00 <Pyro-> i don't want to hurt the poor midget.. also why i didn't offer 3 fingers :D
08:00 <Serenity> stick some bonjella on it
08:00 <Maurice> LOL
10:00 <Serenity> BLACKHOLE SUNNN
11:00 <Pyro-> won't ya cum?
11:00 <Serenity> mmm
11:00 <Serenity> cum
11:00 <Pyro-> apparently mine tastes alright
12:00 <Pyro-> not about to find out for myself.. i'll just agree
12:00 <Maurice> You havent tried it?
12:00 <Pyro-> ^
12:00 <Maurice> Pussy
12:00 <Pyro-> <smart :D
15:00 <Serenity> pfff
15:00 <Serenity> weak
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> any women who swallows is a dirty slut
17:00 <Maurice> Go eat a dick
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
18:00 <BlackDevil> lol rude
21:00 <Serenity> clearly his wife is a giant whore.. cause she just doesnt stop swollowing
21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 13,1Quit staring at me
21:00 <Pyro-> i attribute the compliments i've had to my pineapple juice poppers i was basically addicted to as a child/teen
22:00 <Serenity> yeah it doesnt work that way pyro LOL
22:00 <Serenity> it clears from your semen at about the same rate alchole leaves your blood
22:00 <Serenity> alcohol
23:00 <Pyro-> well.. the rest of the compliments must be from my VB addiction
24:00 <Maurice> Maybe they said it was nice coz they were drunk afterwards
24:00 <Pyro-> plausible
24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Breaking Bad spin-off Better Call Saul focuses on character of lawyer Saul Goodman
29:00 <BlackDevil> WiLd_TuRkeY http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=777_1384084283
29:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Guy nails his scrotum to the ground as protest against police brutality (Date: Nov-8-2013, 15 hours ago) - Views: 74905 - Played: 77669
38:00 <{LeE}> i got antibiotics ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
38:00 <{LeE}> alll i wanna do is pass out 
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> BlackDevil http://www.spaceflightnow.com/station/exp37/status2.html
39:00 <{LeE}> bite me
40:00 <{LeE}> i'll give u my disease
41:00 <BlackDevil> what kind of porn is this?
41:00 <Kelevra> i hope you die lee =P~
41:00 <{LeE}> lol thanx :P
42:00 <BlackDevil> show ya tits lee
42:00 <{LeE}> NO
42:00 <BlackDevil> weak
42:00 <{LeE}> there mine
42:00 <{LeE}> no one elses
42:00 <Kelevra> bewbies
42:00 <Cleo10> here here kelevra
43:00 <{LeE}> i seen Kelevra boobs this morning
43:00 <Kelevra> sounds like a cute dessert haha
43:00 <{LeE}> shes soo howwt
43:00 <Kelevra> bewbie cakes and pies
43:00 <{LeE}> yummmmmmmmmm
43:00 <Kelevra> haha
43:00 <{LeE}> lets bake em
43:00 <Kelevra> bake ze bewbz
43:00 <johninja> mmm Kelevra bewbs
44:00 <{LeE}> hi johninja
44:00 <johninja> haha hi
44:00 <Kelevra> johninja yours are so much better
44:00 <johninja> aww thankyou
45:00 <Pyro-> hai mel
45:00 <Kelevra> hey dave, hows it going?
45:00 <Pyro-> good, as always
45:00 <Pyro-> how you doin?
46:00 <TheRon> i do good
46:00 <johninja> TheRon is a do gooder
46:00 <Pyro-> that's good to know ronnie
46:00 <Kelevra> Impatient, my dad's suppose to be coming over but whenever he says he's coming over he takes all day to get here
47:00 <Pyro-> did you have other plans?
47:00 <Kelevra> not really but the weather is crap so I worry when he travels so far by himself
47:00 <Kelevra> <= worry wart
47:00 <Pyro-> of course the weather is crap... it's melbourne
48:00 <Kelevra> Ideally I'd like him to come on a good day so he can move a washing machine and a few other big items for me haha
48:00 <Pyro-> can buy a tarp from supercheap for like $15
48:00 <Kelevra> oh I heard it's storming in brisbane or going to, someone pm'd me last night saying 'send help' lmao
48:00 <Kelevra> I'm sure it's not that bad though
49:00 <Pyro-> yeah Hercules posted a link to the radar a while back.. i didn;t look.. i looked out the window though, not raining here
49:00 <Pyro-> i assume it'll miss to the south like they usually do
50:00 <Kelevra> hopefully!
50:00 <johninja> looked like it was going to smash the south on that radar image
50:00 <Pyro-> though a few places not too far from here got hail, and they were on the edge of the system
51:00 <Kelevra> I had to laugh at fb the other day my brothers ex lives near you and is a total failure at life and she posted a pic of her bathing her daughter at a park, how bad is that and the caption was like 'this is what I've been reducced to'
51:00 <Kelevra> poxy bitch
51:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <Kelevra> it's so beyond low standards lol
51:00 <johninja> they cut the single mothers pension
52:00 <Kelevra> Pyro- I've never seen a huge storm in brisbane, I imagine it'd be like melbourne xmas day 2011
52:00 <Kelevra> lmao johninja
52:00 <johninja> apparently theres mothers and kids living in cars now
52:00 <johninja> can't say i've seen it
52:00 <Kelevra> doubt it could be that bad, it's probably more of a case of them spending their payments on drugs or booze
52:00 <Pyro-> nah.. we just get rained on for weeks straight and the flood
53:00 <johninja> mmm drugs and booze
53:00 <Pyro-> before the 10year drought, storms used to roll in every afternoon from the south like clockwork
53:00 <johninja> 2 of my fave things
53:00 <Kelevra> yeah anthony told me there was a shark near yours at a drive in resturant and that hwy got floooded
53:00 <TheRon> the sound of music johninja??
53:00 <johninja> lol
54:00 <Kelevra> the hills are alive with the sound of lee's farts
54:00 <Pyro-> yeah, it was just a bullshark.. and it was in a shop 2km from the river.. because the river banks were about 11meters high, but the waters were around 22meters high
54:00 <Pyro-> that kinda takes up a lot of low lying areas
55:00 <Kelevra> I don't know what a bullshark is lol but I'd seriously even shit myself if a big fish swam near me at the beach so any kind of shark would seem life threatening lmao
55:00 <Kelevra> I'm even terrified of guppie fish lol
56:00 <Kelevra> puberty just brought all this marine fear
56:00 <Pyro-> well as far as sharks go.. they're kinda pussies ..  but they don't mind a bit of fresh water here and there
56:00 <Kelevra> yeah you don't get your period so there's nothing for you to fear plus when you have a mohawk they probably think of you as a friend
56:00 <Kelevra> lol
58:00 <Pyro-> it's well over grown now.. it just looks like a bad scruffy haircut :P
58:00 <Pyro-> i did put two bits of metal in my eyebrow though
58:00 <Kelevra> omg no  me hawk! Sif grow it out!
58:00 <Kelevra> o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o 
58:00 <Kelevra> new dave face is new!
59:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. i didn't think it was possible, BUT.. i got better looking ')
59:00 <Pyro-> ;)
59:00 <Kelevra> I wanted to get dermal piercings a few months ago but my friend said she'd get grossed out and not talk  t me anymore cause I wanted them in my collar bones
00:00 <Kelevra> you got better looking with MORE hair, that's a first for a male to say
00:00 <Pyro-> dermal are the ones on the outside hey?
01:00 <Pyro-> and epidermal under the skin?
01:00 <Kelevra> yeah
01:00 <Pyro-> it's either that.. or the other way around
01:00 <Kelevra> I like the way they look, seen a few messed up ones though on the backs of peoples necks and in between fingers
02:00 <Kelevra> I couldnt do that, sweat would cane in the fingers and the back ones would be hard to maintain cause you can't see them and I love jewelery, my chain would get stuck on them
03:00 <Kelevra> mmadi's friends partner has balls surgically implanted into the shaft of his dick, the thought makes me squimish
03:00 <The_Baron> aah dick pearls
04:00 <Kelevra> yeah fkn christ, you'd have to be insane to get them
04:00 <Pyro-> one of the first i saw,, had a hole bunch of dermal rocket/missile studs .. that was his mohawk.. some swedish dude
04:00 <The_Baron> nah I think a wizards wand personally seems more fucked up
04:00 <Kelevra> omg in the head *shudders*
04:00 <Pyro-> whole*
04:00 <Serenity> im so getting dermals
05:00 <Kelevra> I still want mine but I figure I have all the time in the world
05:00 <The_Baron> I'm in the belief that if it doesn't protrude, don
05:00 <Kelevra> I want my collar bones and one in my throat chest area
05:00 <The_Baron> don't pierce it
05:00 <Serenity> dermales and a new tat somewhere in the chest area for my reward when i reach my goal weight
05:00 <The_Baron> but eh, I got over piercing years ago
06:00 <Kelevra> I'm a sicko at heart, I love the pain of tats and piercings and the odd anal sexuaal escapade
06:00 <Floss> .....
06:00 <Serenity> haha
06:00 <Serenity> well
06:00 <Kelevra> -a
07:00 <Kelevra> =D
07:00 <Serenity> im 27 and no where near over it
07:00 <Kelevra> I always think you're one or two years younger then me
07:00 <Kelevra> it's your baby face
07:00 <The_Baron> I'm 31, and it aint a matter of maturity
07:00 <The_Baron> just personal
07:00 <Serenity> i think you're a year older
07:00 <The_Baron> I used to like piercing for the sensation, never kept body jewelery for more than a week
07:00 <Serenity> i only just turned 27
08:00 <Kelevra> yeah I am then
08:00 <Kelevra> I turn 28 next month
08:00 <Serenity> ah yeah
08:00 <johninja> i get enough pain from stepping on shit barefoot
08:00 <Serenity> i always figured we were the same age haha
08:00 <johninja> even been smashing my shins into stuff lately
08:00 <Kelevra> =D
08:00 <Kelevra> brb the fucking kid wants smurffs
08:00 <Serenity> stepping in something isnt the same pain
09:00 <The_Baron> nah it's worse actually
09:00 <Serenity> the pain from a piercing or tattoo is pleasant
09:00 <The_Baron> when u expect it, it's far easier to handle
09:00 <Floss> wow
09:00 <Serenity> i dare say enjoyable
09:00 <Serenity> i find being tattood relaxing
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10:00 <Floss> lol what the hell!!!
10:00 <ShadowLurker> someones mad
10:00 <The_Baron> I wander how many people are gonna call that number asking for a wendy
10:00 <Floss> 150 for 14 days
10:00 <Tuftoy> don't say his giving out her number
10:00 <The_Baron> :P
10:00 <The_Baron> that's less than 15 bucks a day....
10:00 <Pyro-> all you youngens.. pfft :P
10:00 <Floss> for that price id get her to do mhy washing and floors for 2 weeks
10:00 <The_Baron> still to expensive :/
10:00 <johninja> lol
11:00 <The_Baron> I could get a half ounce of some serious chronic for that
11:00 <Kelevra> lol @ that spam
11:00 <Floss> has anyone had a crack?
11:00 <Kelevra> I can barely read it with my font and bkround
11:00 <Kelevra> backround
12:00 <The_Baron> `lotta the regular chicks on this have been smashed more times than a NES controller
12:00 <Kelevra> I'd do it all minus the dumping in mouth for free
12:00 <Kelevra> poopy in the mouth hole can make you quite sick
12:00 <Kelevra> so I've heard >.>
12:00 <faux> .
12:00 <Floss> lol baron really
13:00 <The_Baron> oh yeah, complete cum dumpsters here, dude
13:00 <Floss> fantastic
13:00 <Mew> OI
13:00 <The_Baron> hell they'll suck your dick and tickle your arsehole for wooden nickles, so they can then go buy more wooden nickles with them
13:00 <Mew> ive only slept with 2 and a half guys in my whole life
13:00 <Tuftoy> Kelevra y wouldn't u want to charge for it though
13:00 <Kelevra> lol two and a half
13:00 <The_Baron> OH MEW!
13:00 <Kelevra> was the half a dwarf?
13:00 <The_Baron> tell me about ur time with a midget!
13:00 <Serenity> JUST THE TIP
13:00 <Kelevra> haha
13:00 <The_Baron> :D
13:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <johninja> the cast of two and a half men?
14:00 <Mew> LOL
14:00 <faux> amputee porn
14:00 <Kelevra> Tuftoy I'd charge but we know how broke ircians can be
14:00 <Kelevra> lol
14:00 <Mew> he came in like 0.8 seconds so i count it as a half
14:00 <Kelevra> sharing is caring and why tick someone up if they won't pay
14:00 <Kelevra> may as well just do it for free
14:00 <Tuftoy> I thought all ircians were rich guys
14:00 <Kelevra> Mew holy shit lol
14:00 <The_Baron> you didn't let him try again?
15:00 <Mew> i did and when i tried again with him he had some mates over at the time and asked if we could "just lay in bed for 25 minutes so it looks like i fucked you for longer"
15:00 <Mew> thats when i was like hohohooooooooooookay this isnt gonna work
15:00 <The_Baron> wow, just a natural born minute man
15:00 <Kelevra> omfg lmao
15:00 <Pyro-> i may have missed a few lines.. this is probably a good thing..
15:00 <Tuftoy> Mew it takes longer to get ur clothes off
16:00 <Pyro-> what the fuck is wrong with the water down there.. 
16:00 <Serenity> rofl
16:00 <The_Baron> if u can hard boil 3 eggs before the dude is done...
16:00 <Kelevra> thats worse then me thinking j00cy's belt was his boner and rubbing against it
16:00 <Serenity> i love this story
16:00 <Kelevra> well.. no it isn't thinking back to it
16:00 <Kelevra> =\
16:00 <Serenity> poor petes floppy meth dong
16:00 <Kelevra> hahaa the belt was pleasing
16:00 <Kelevra> haha
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> aw yeah i just came back from space
16:00 <ShadowLurker> jesus christ
16:00 <Serenity> hahaha
16:00 <Serenity> fuck i dont miss that guy around here
17:00 <Serenity> at all
17:00 <Serenity> he was the biggest knob
17:00 <ShadowLurker> noone misses him
17:00 <Serenity> pete not piet
17:00 <Kelevra> at least after the 40th time of 'I'm quitting irc' he actually did it
17:00 <Kelevra> LOL
17:00 <Pyro-> yes my child?
17:00 <The_Baron> biggest knob, if that is comparative to the usual patrons of this chan
17:00 <The_Baron> then holy fuck!
17:00 <johninja> POLICE were called to a home after neighbours heard screaming and banging late at night. Turns out the young couple was just trying to assemble Ikea furniture.
17:00 <The_Baron> hehehehe
18:00 <Kelevra> someone else use to do the 'I'm quitting irc' but I can't remember who it was
18:00 <Kelevra> I miis Milan
18:00 <Kelevra> miss*
18:00 <Pyro-> every one in this chan because you're all crazy or westies :P
18:00 <Kelevra> Dave you're crazy!
18:00 <Floss> sorry i been gone has piet left?
18:00 <faux> lolol ikea
19:00 <Pyro-> i know.. in my own way :D
19:00 <Serenity> im not talking about pieter
19:00 <Kelevra> You're the only guy I've met off here whose been like 'oh hi, welcome to my house' with no shirt on 
19:00 <The_Baron> was it summer?
19:00 <Kelevra> yeah
19:00 <Serenity> thats like going to demons house
19:00 <Pyro-> took my half hour to find pants to put on :P
19:00 <Kelevra> lmao
21:00 <The_Baron> I so gotta score some weed
21:00 <Pyro-> i'll give you a bud.. $100 and you have to pick it up
21:00 <Cleo10> Ask hiddenview
21:00 <Kelevra> I haven't heard that expression in forever
22:00 <The_Baron> nah just gotta wait for this hari krishna to get back home
22:00 <The_Baron> dude has seriously good icky
22:00 <Kelevra> holy shit this kid is loud
23:00 <The_Baron> try some percussive maintenance.....
23:00 <The_Baron> *S
23:00 <The_Baron> *SLAP!!*
23:00 <Floss> diazepam
23:00 <Pyro-> loud kid ya say... kick it!
23:00 <Kelevra> I just ripped out 'stop carrying on or I'll delete smurfs'
24:00 <Kelevra> I think she died, everything went quiet
24:00 <Kelevra> o.O
25:00 <The_Baron> or it's the calm before the storm
26:00 <johninja> ahaha
26:00 <Kelevra> hopefully not lol
28:00 <{LeE}> Tuftoy i'm sick just leaver m,e aloione
29:00 <Kelevra> Tuftoy seems like a goer of a nick
29:00 <Tuftoy> aww do u have the flu?
29:00 <Kelevra> swine and bird flu rolled into the bionic plague
29:00 <Tuftoy> Kelevra maybe its just a nick lol
29:00 <TheRon> my cat had the flu
29:00 <{LeE}> hes a dildo as i said yesterday
29:00 <TheRon> it flu under a truck
29:00 <johninja> my dog has no nose
30:00 <Kelevra> my nose has no dog
30:00 <Kelevra> =(
30:00 <Tuftoy> TheRon is it better?
30:00 <TheRon> how does it smell?
30:00 <johninja> terrible
30:00 <faux> hehehe
30:00 <johninja> ohoahahaha
30:00 <Kelevra> LOL 
30:00 <{LeE}> Tuftoy i have an infection and my kid has been screaming in my fucking ear
30:00 <TheRon> i don't like cats
30:00 <Tuftoy> Lee it wasn't yesterday it was sat to be honest
30:00 <faux> punch the kid in the throat
30:00 <{LeE}> si i'm overly pisssed off i was trying to have a good nap
30:00 <TheRon> how do you make a cat go woof??
30:00 <{LeE}> same shit different day
31:00 <Serenity> set it on fire
31:00 <TheRon> douse it in petrol and light it, woof
31:00 <Kelevra> what does it mean when you dream of finding a giant pink banjo
31:00 <{LeE}> u cant TheRon]\
31:00 <TheRon> can't
31:00 <TheRon> ?
32:00 <{LeE}> u cant make a cat go woof
32:00 <{LeE}> omg
32:00 <grem> sounds like code for giant dilso
32:00 <Tuftoy> Lee can't u keep on napping now?
32:00 <grem> dildo.
32:00 <TheRon> dog go meow?
32:00 <Kelevra> grem hopefully not lol
32:00 <TheRon> freeze it and chainsaw it, meow!
32:00 <{LeE}> Tuftoy nop shes next to me saying i want daddddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
32:00 <Kelevra> I'm not keen on monster cock
33:00 <Serenity> mmm
33:00 <grem> :D
33:00 <Serenity> monster cock
33:00 <faux> rofl https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/988764_243760099116066_1796660270_n.jpg
33:00 <Tuftoy> aww but daddy isn't here
33:00 <Kelevra> imagine a monster truck in the shape of a penis, I bet theres some porn star whho'd love to be in that guiness book of records faction
33:00 <TheRon> http://www.shadesvalley.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/rjf_rooster-150x150.jpg
33:00 <Kelevra> -h
33:00 <TheRon> my monster cock
34:00 <faux> TheRon and his dad jokes
34:00 <Tuftoy> yeah and u would have to tuck it down ur leg
34:00 <Tuftoy> imagine trying to sit down and shit
34:00 <Pyro-> my highlight seems to be going off :P
35:00 <The_Baron> if I had a monster cock, I would cock slap strangers
35:00 <Pyro-> i'd rip mine off and replace it with a human cock .. chicks dig those
35:00 <Kelevra> Serenity how does nic tuck his?
35:00 <Kelevra> you had to have asked
36:00 <ShadowLurker> into his bum
36:00 <The_Baron> Pyro, that was like that scene in Legend Of The Overfiend, but in reverse
36:00 <Kelevra> If I had a huge dick I'd constantly sit at bars calmly next to ladies, flop it on my lap, grab their hand and place it on my shlong and jjut smile
36:00 <Kelevra> just*
37:00 <The_Baron> I think giving strangers mushroom stamps would be much more satisfying
37:00 <Tuftoy> lol grab a strangers hand and place it on ur cock
37:00 <Kelevra> there's mushie stamps?
37:00 <Kelevra> I've seen caapsules butnotstamps
37:00 <Kelevra> what is this magic
37:00 <The_Baron> I wonder if anyone has ever been cock slapped so hard, that it rendered the victim unconcious?
37:00 <Serenity> [12:35pm] <Kelevra> Serenity how does nic tuck his?
37:00 <Serenity> [12:36pm] <Kelevra> you had to have asked
37:00 <Serenity> lol with great difficulty im sure
37:00 <Kelevra> yeah I imagien it'd chafe
37:00 <Kelevra> imagine*
37:00 <Serenity> he could take it back between his bum cheeks
38:00 <Serenity> it'd look like a hotdog
38:00 <Floss> my  bf is quite large in the groin dept
38:00 <The_Baron> also, I'd try to learn how to tie it up into balloon animals
38:00 <Floss> i lolled for 10 mins cause i thought it was his arm
38:00 <Kelevra> you just ruined balloon animals for me
38:00 <TheRon> can he do the wristwatch?
38:00 <Kelevra> >.>
38:00 <Pyro-> i'll take ya word for it The_Baron.. something i've never even heard of, let-alone seen
38:00 <TheRon> the revoloving restaurant?
38:00 <Kelevra> brb
38:00 <The_Baron> I'm just hypothesising
38:00 <TheRon> the peter garrett?
39:00 <Pyro-> legend of overfield?
39:00 <The_Baron> but if someone did get cock slapped into unconciousness, it would be something I would want to see
39:00 <The_Baron> Legend Of The Overfiend is a classic japanese hentai movie
39:00 <Pyro-> that's already happened in a cheesey prono
40:00 <The_Baron> there's a scene in it where this geeky dude gets given a monster cock, and he is promised SUPAH POWAH if he cuts of his own dick and replaces it with said monster cock
40:00 <The_Baron> and yeah, he chops it off, and 30 gallons of blood gushes out whilst he screams continuously for a minute
40:00 <TheRon> christopher pyne is a massive cock
40:00 <The_Baron> in other words, what u expect from the japanese
41:00 <British^Meat> i heart japanese
41:00 <Floss> FUCK ASIA
41:00 <British^Meat> Y?
41:00 <The_Baron> though the best scene is the end
41:00 <British^Meat> the remakes of those movies were a bit more.... ahem, risque
41:00 <Floss> 40 yr old virgin
41:00 <The_Baron> when gigantic alien monster dicks blast out everywhere and destroy Tokyo
42:00 <Kelevra> lee's prostitute manager?
42:00 <Kelevra> why not jusst sa'pimp'?
42:00 <Floss> what does lee look like?
42:00 <Kelevra> fkn idiot
42:00 <Floss> i wanna see the prozzy that charges 150 for 2 weeks
42:00 <TheRon> pimpin' aint easy
42:00 <The_Baron> go to thailand
43:00 <Kelevra> say *
43:00 <The_Baron> wouldn't it be more like an agents position?
44:00 <johninja> it actually sounds like lee is the pimp but he manages the prostitutes for her
44:00 <Kelevra> seems like the nick was worded that lee has an agency o prostitute and that gronk manages it
44:00 <Kelevra> yeah johninja
44:00 <johninja> ..
44:00 <Kelevra> llol
44:00 <The_Baron> lol
45:00 <The_Baron> she always gets like that when she's hungry
45:00 <The_Baron> EAT A DICK
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> holy fuck
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> bitcoins are $350 each now
45:00 <johninja> yeh
45:00 <Kelevra> huh o.O
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> ive got like 20 of em
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> from bit mining
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
46:00 <johninja> apparently the chinese are buying them
46:00 <johninja> i also read that china will settle its debts with the US with land
46:00 <johninja> thats a bit scary
46:00 <The_Baron> using US bonds?
46:00 <TheRon> johninja the japanese penis is so small
46:00 <Kelevra> lol
46:00 <johninja> lol TheRon, that was a pretty cool ep
47:00 <johninja> so so smwall
47:00 <The_Baron> but yroo, large penis, wow
47:00 <Serenity> hows your sister doing WaixYourLegs
48:00 <Kelevra> Are phillapeanos considered asian?
48:00 <johninja> yes
49:00 <Kelevra> had this argueenntlast night and I say they are
49:00 <Kelevra> arguement last*
49:00 <johninja> of course they are
49:00 <Kelevra> well don't they all speak spanish?
49:00 <The_Baron> nope
49:00 <johninja> no lol
49:00 <Serenity> no
49:00 <Serenity> ...
49:00 <Kelevra> spanish people are considered european
49:00 <Serenity> its part of south east asia.. theyre asian
49:00 <Kelevra> siff dot dot dot me
49:00 <Kelevra> I'm trying to learn
49:00 <johninja> most of south america speaks spanish too
50:00 <johninja> they don't consider themselves euro
50:00 <The_Baron> they speak english and filipino
50:00 <TheRon> going out for tea tonight
50:00 <Kelevra> DON'T YOU DOT DOT DOT ME, YOU'RE RUININGAUSTTNE
50:00 <TheRon> fox sports on every corner
50:00 <Kelevra> fkn lag
50:00 <The_Baron> I been watching a bit of filo news, they shift from english to filo
50:00 <Kelevra> DON'T YOU DOT DOT DOT ME, YOU'RE RUINING AUSTNET
50:00 <TheRon> the lawn bowls is on at six
50:00 <The_Baron> like really rapidly
50:00 <Serenity> loool
50:00 <Kelevra> what are south americans considered?
50:00 <Kelevra> other than greasy
51:00 <The_Baron> ....south american
51:00 <Kelevra> oh =\
51:00 <British^Meat> i wish Serenity would stop ruining Austnet
51:00 <Serenity> ^
51:00 <Serenity> :<
51:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <Floss> awww
51:00 <Kelevra> she always ruins it
51:00 <The_Baron> well actually they are usually refered to as latinos
51:00 <British^Meat> its time we took a stand ppl!!!
51:00 <The_Baron> or wetbacks
51:00 <The_Baron> or spics
51:00 <Kelevra> everyday it's more ruined
51:00 <The_Baron> or beaners
51:00 <Kelevra> oh latinos
51:00 <The_Baron> or cornhole banditos
51:00 <Serenity> shut up you bastards
51:00 <Serenity> ill cough all over you
51:00 <TheRon> i thought it was people like chris kuniva and beehhh that were ruining austnet?
51:00 <johninja> yeah awolf isn't missed here
52:00 <Serenity> no TheRon apparently its me
52:00 <johninja> fucking dick that guy
52:00 <Serenity> i single handedly killed austnet
52:00 <TheRon> but they're just tools
52:00 <The_Baron> beehhh is like a mosquito, except mosquitos have more chance of reproducing
52:00 <Kelevra> I saw this guy on beverly hills housewives who is mexican say he's jewish then I realised jews are world wide mother fuckers
52:00 <Kelevra> I must bang one
52:00 <TheRon> kelevra likes her women like her coffee
52:00 <TheRon> strong and black
53:00 <Kelevra> lmao
53:00 <TheRon> i mean men
53:00 <Floss> 3% alcohol?
53:00 <The_Baron> I like my women like my coffee too....
53:00 <The_Baron> bitter and murky
53:00 <Serenity> Invalid nickname: AustnetKiller (Reserved For Services)
53:00 <Serenity> DoH
53:00 <British^Meat> lol
53:00 <johninja> haha
53:00 <British^Meat> that'd be an ace nick
53:00 <Kelevra> I had ircian`serial`killer at one point
53:00 <The_Baron> AustnetRunByFatCunt Invalid nickname: Reserved For Services
53:00 <The_Baron> lmao
53:00 <Kelevra> LOL
54:00 <Kelevra> who was the fat cunt?
54:00 <Kelevra> carl?
54:00 <The_Baron> yep
54:00 <Serenity> i miss carl
54:00 <Kelevra> he's now apparently thin
54:00 <Serenity> people think im hard..
54:00 <TheRon> i miss lenny
54:00 <Serenity> he run this channel like a fucking boot camp
54:00 <Floss> KingAustnet Invalid nickname: Reserved For Services
54:00 <The_Baron> pretty much anything with Austnet in it is reserved for services
55:00 <Kelevra> he ran his household not so well
55:00 <The_Baron> oh, an op that lived vicariously through irc to the point of distracting themselves from what they really need to do?
55:00 <Kelevra> I still can't believe he'd spit loogeys on the ground and let his dog lick them
55:00 <The_Baron> WHY I NEVER!!
56:00 <Kelevra> then has the gaul to gline me for saying I'll kill the dog
56:00 <Kelevra> double standards much
56:00 <Kelevra> o.O
56:00 <Serenity> dude i just gagged
56:00 <Aust_Net_Fucker> thats rank man
56:00 <Serenity> please dont tell any more stories like that
56:00 <Kelevra> it was so gross indeed
56:00 <Kelevra> my claim to fame in his household was popping his airbed with sex
57:00 <TheRon> when blokes stand up to pee it's "normal" but when women do it it's "strange!"
57:00 <Kelevra> never done that before, it's an accomplishment
57:00 <The_Baron> I only ever witnessed one chick who could stand up and pee
57:00 <The_Baron> she could even aim it too
57:00 <Kelevra> TheRon I think it's strange when males sit to pee
57:00 <Disco_Stu> baron i can do it lol
57:00 <The_Baron> however, her vagina looked like a manta ray
57:00 <Disco_Stu> have to have a skirt on tho
57:00 <Kelevra> I'd piss all over myself
57:00 <Kelevra> even in a skirt
58:00 <Disco_Stu> youve gotta tilt a bit
58:00 <The_Baron> but from what I hear, if a woman is a squirter, they can usually piss like a man too
58:00 <The_Baron> could be an urban myth
58:00 <Disco_Stu> lol news to me
58:00 <Kelevra> I dunno how anyone can squirt, I think it's admirable and impressive
59:00 <TheRon> blokes should sit to pee, you just never know when that double/triple shoort is gonna come and make a mess
59:00 <Serenity> squirting and pee arent the same thing.
59:00 <The_Baron> the two things that genuinely shocked me during sex: queefing and squirting
59:00 <The_Baron> though never stopped me laughing
59:00 <Kelevra> what's queefing again?
59:00 <The_Baron> fanny farts
59:00 <Pyro-> i know 3 girls that have.. the rest are like "nah, it's not possible"
59:00 <Serenity> fanny fart
59:00 <Kelevra> oh yeah
59:00 <The_Baron> oh it's possible
59:00 <Serenity> its definitely possible
00:00 <Serenity> and its not piss
00:00 <The_Baron> had one chick, bitch was like the blow hole at Kiama
00:00 <Pyro-> i know it happens.. but, seems to only be for a select few
00:00 <Disco_Stu> i have before
00:00 <Kelevra> I like my clumpy wad of cum
00:00 <Disco_Stu> i wouldntve known unless i was told
00:00 <Kelevra> squirting would just be extra mess
00:00 <Pyro-> and the ones that have never done it, don't beleive it
00:00 <Serenity> sucks to be them
01:00 <The_Baron> first time I had a squirter, I was going down
01:00 <The_Baron> I thought she pissed on me
01:00 <Kelevra> oh lord
01:00 <The_Baron> doesn't taste like urine however
01:00 <Kelevra> okay this is making me not feel so well
01:00 <Pyro-> it's kinda funny doin the ole cunnilingus with a squirter...    dripping... wet....
01:00 <Serenity> LOL
01:00 <Serenity> boosh!
01:00 <Serenity> need a rain hat
02:00 <TheRon> urine is ok to drink, bear grylls can't be wrong surely
02:00 <Kelevra> oh dave come on for fucks sake, now all I can think of you dripping with goo like you've just got slimed in ghost busters
02:00 <Pyro-> then keep going and put them into convultions.. also a neat trick
02:00 <Serenity> LOL
02:00 <Serenity> its not gooey mel
02:00 <Serenity> goodness... its not carls floor
02:00 <Kelevra> haa
02:00 <Kelevra> haha*
02:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. not gooey.. just....... wet
02:00 <Serenity> its just like water
03:00 <Serenity> but not
03:00 <Kelevra> I've sat on Pyro-'s couch ffs
03:00 <Kelevra> =\
03:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <Kelevra> oone off hiscouchs looks like a porn couch
03:00 <Kelevra> one his couches*
03:00 <Disco_Stu> lol porn couch
03:00 <Kelevra> it's like a fainter
03:00 <Pyro-> i got new couches.. you've sat on them too
04:00 <Serenity> we have a couch in our bedroom
04:00 <TheRon> there's stains on the couch?
04:00 <Kelevra> yeah anthonys old couches
04:00 <Serenity> i think we should turn it into a ponr couch
04:00 <Pyro-> yuh
04:00 <Serenity> porn
04:00 <Kelevra> I've had sex on them
04:00 <Kelevra> =D
04:00 <Serenity> is it classed as sex?
04:00 <Serenity> wouldnt it be more like tribbing?
04:00 <Serenity> that dick cant penetrate surely
04:00 <Kelevra> I've had my genitals rubbed on them by his knob
04:00 <Kelevra> LOL
04:00 <Pyro-> not with the current owner
04:00 <TheRon> classy
05:00 <Pyro-> have you been infromed i'm bigger and last longer? :P
05:00 <Kelevra> did you get them steam cleaned
05:00 <Kelevra> I so would if I were you
05:00 <partay> is burn them 
05:00 <partay> id*
05:00 <TheRon> i'd burn the couch if i were you
05:00 <Serenity> ive had bigger goosebumps than anthonys penis.
05:00 <Kelevra> of course I know you're bigger and last longer, mouse told me
05:00 <Disco_Stu> man i feel so old compared to you guys
05:00 <Kelevra> girls talk lol
05:00 <Pyro-> fuckin i had sex on those couches before i ever owned them ;)
06:00 <Pyro-> with a squirter..
06:00 <Serenity> did pyro fuck mouse
06:00 <Serenity> fucking hell.. you lot are all inbred
06:00 <partay> Serenity catches on fast
06:00 <TheRon> i have never fucked someone off irc!
06:00 <Kelevra> I found strange womens clothes under the cushion on those couches and anthonys like 'they're my neices' I was more off put thinking 'why the fuck are his neices clothes under his cushions'
06:00 <Serenity> me either.
06:00 <TheRon> if you have have a drink
06:00 <Kelevra> was complete bullshit though they were womens sizes
07:00 <Serenity> they were probably his
07:00 <Pyro-> i reckon sez onto it
07:00 <TheRon> we are playing "i have never..." right?
07:00 <Pyro-> his...
08:00 <Serenity> his clitoris sure agrees
08:00 <Kelevra> TANAZE
08:00 <Kelevra> that was her name
08:00 <TheRon> who watched billy madison last night?
08:00 <partay> tanase
08:00 <Pyro-> nah.. it's an s
08:00 <TheRon> c'mon own up?
08:00 <Kelevra> I remember cause it seemedl ike tamazpan
08:00 <Kelevra> it made me think of pieter
09:00 <partay> tanase is very tappable
09:00 <Pyro-> i did the rescue mission to get her outdoor setting and a fridge and shit outta his house :P
09:00 <Kelevra> yeah she was hot
09:00 <Kelevra> still is
09:00 <Kelevra> owns her own bike aswell
09:00 <Kelevra> doesn't ride her sisters and claim it's hers
09:00 <Kelevra> lol
09:00 <Kelevra> winrar
09:00 <Kelevra> brb
10:00 <Serenity> is that all he does
10:00 <Serenity> just rip chicks off
11:00 <TheRon> i don't like monday's
11:00 <partay> Serenity yes
11:00 <Floss> garfield
11:00 <Pyro-> for arguments sake, yeah that's all he does :P
11:00 <partay> but root them first
12:00 <Pyro-> and then i rip them off a second time and partay roots them
12:00 <Serenity> and you guys are his mates .. why?
12:00 <Pyro-> for arguments sake
12:00 <Kelevra> cause you can't control what your friends do
13:00 <partay> well the job needs to be done right.. hence they come to me 
13:00 <Kelevra> lol
13:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh but you can control who youre friends with
13:00 <Serenity> of course you cant. but you can chose not to associate with dickheads
13:00 <Pyro-> me and tony have some shared interests.. we like sport, drinking, and vaginas
13:00 <Kelevra> didn't you have a threesome and the chick knicked off with his wallet?
13:00 <Serenity> oh so you're a dick too
13:00 <Serenity> I SEE
13:00 <johninja> i like sport drinking and vaginas too
13:00 <johninja> anthony is still a dick
13:00 <Pyro-> nope.. that would be pete\
14:00 <Kelevra> oh yeah
14:00 <Serenity> i couldnt be friends with an abuser
14:00 <Pyro-> yes sez.. have i not made this clear before?
14:00 <Serenity> not very
14:00 <TheRon> vaginas are ugly yet i can't look away
14:00 <Kelevra> TheDarkTruth I agree
14:00 <Kelevra> TheRon*
15:00 <Pyro-> in the end, it's obvious from a distance that he's a douche.. it's not his fault people fall for it
15:00 <johninja> tru
15:00 <Serenity> thats the dumbest thing ive ever read lol
15:00 <Kelevra> well that's a pretty bold thing to say
16:00 <Pyro-> i'll have a beer with him and no his a douche.. but i also know how to make sure my things are mine and if i don't really want to be there, i leave
16:00 <Serenity> im not sure thats the same as what hes done with women. or even his children
17:00 <Kelevra> some people need the snippy snip stabby stab
17:00 <Serenity> those poor himans
17:00 <Pyro-> some people say i'm an analytical cunt.. i just same i'm street wise :D
17:00 <Serenity> huumans
17:00 <Kelevra> hughmans
18:00 <TheRon> hugh janus
18:00 <partay> tony does hold the all time record for banging irc chicks
18:00 <partay> a big gap to 2nd place
18:00 <Pyro-> and kelevra.. didn't i warn you BEFORE you moved up.. yet you were convinced it would all be fine?
19:00 <Kelevra> I thought I was the biggest whore on irc..
19:00 <Serenity> i guess it comes down to morals for me. i may be able to stop an asshole doing the wrong by me. but i see giving them my friendship as an agreement of their behaviour
19:00 <Kelevra> fml, I feel like a failure now
19:00 <Serenity> hence why i dont associate with cunts
19:00 <Kelevra> Pyro- you didn't warn me, after he ripped me off you admitted you could see it coming and knew it'd happen
19:00 <Serenity> i warned her
19:00 <{LeE}> no i am so others think
19:00 <Pyro-> i'm a selfish man, his acts do not directly affect me, therefore i do not care :D
20:00 <Serenity> yeah so you're a dick too like i said
20:00 <Serenity> lol
20:00 <TheRon> if you want it come and get it for crying out loud
20:00 <partay> i thought everyone knew about tony 
20:00 <Kelevra> Either way I hope he has a decent life
20:00 <Pyro-> i did mel, if i actually logged, i could find it.. but i don't, i just know i did
20:00 <partay> i means he is written into irc folklore as an irc flogbag
20:00 <{LeE}> no idea who u guys r on about
20:00 <Serenity> theres no point worrying now about who warned her
20:00 <Serenity> or who said what
21:00 <Serenity> damage is done
21:00 <Kelevra> his luck will eventually run out, having loan sharks after you and having to change your number and address constantly would be a bitch
21:00 <TheRon> hired goons?
21:00 <Kelevra> I wouldnt say hired
22:00 <Pyro-> yes sez, but i don't hold that back.. people still befriend me nkowing a selfish bastard .. because i'm also nice and fun to hang out with at times .. the main difference is i tell everyone my failings before i meet them, and let them make the decision if they want to be my friend or not
23:00 <Kelevra> Pyro- you're nothing like anthony
23:00 <Pyro-> where as he will try and convince people he's got everything, and is the answer to everyone's problems.. but he's just a good actor
23:00 <Serenity> I DONT WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND OK
23:00 <Serenity> lol
23:00 <{LeE}> bye
24:00 <TheRon> bye
24:00 <Kelevra> bye?
24:00 <Pyro-> bi?
24:00 <Serenity> mmm bi
24:00 <Serenity> fuck
24:00 <Serenity> i need to get laid
24:00 <Pyro-> <-- straight
24:00 <partay> ShadowLurker front and centre 
24:00 <TheRon> don't we all
24:00 <johninja> is ShadowLurkers penis malfunctioning?
24:00 <Serenity> no
24:00 <Serenity> but some people do have jobs
24:00 <Serenity> lol
24:00 <johninja> lol
24:00 <johninja> sif
25:00 <Pyro-> i have one of them.. i didn't have to do it today .. long weekend ftw :D
25:00 <johninja> he told you about his work naughty fetish
25:00 <johninja> go for it
25:00 <Serenity> no thanks
25:00 <Kelevra> fuck him at work!!!
25:00 <Kelevra> do it for the austnet team
25:00 <Pyro-> i still had to get up way too early because i sucked myself into giving a friend a lift to work
25:00 <Serenity> no one needs to see that
26:00 <partay> Pyro- trip to coles 
26:00 <Kelevra> thats what toilet stalls are made for
26:00 <Kelevra> you drove mouse to work?
26:00 <Kelevra> that's dedication to the pussy
26:00 <Kelevra> whens the wedding
26:00 <Serenity> is mouse at least normal?
26:00 <Kelevra> yeah
26:00 <Pyro-> no.. that's the part where i'm also a nice guy
26:00 <Kelevra> as normal as anyone in brisbane can be
26:00 <Serenity> lol
26:00 <Pyro-> and in the end, i had to drive myself home eventually
27:00 <Serenity> cause i know she likes anthony too.. and im not convinced anyone who likes him is normal
27:00 <partay> chicks are crazy
27:00 <Kelevra> yeah she didn't date anthony lol
27:00 <ShadowLurker> wait what
27:00 <ShadowLurker> whats goin on
27:00 <Serenity> she fucked him though right
27:00 <Pyro-> the difference between knowing, and hearing the ruomours.. or in mels case, blinded by the light
27:00 <Kelevra> ShadowLurker I tried to convince the wife for work sex fo  you
28:00 <Kelevra> but she saiidno one wants to see that, so we're shit out of luck
28:00 <ShadowLurker> out in the carpark
28:00 <ShadowLurker> or on a picnic rug on the side of the freeway
28:00 <Kelevra> py make sense lol
28:00 <partay> ShadowLurker think of us when youre banging Serenity tonight
28:00 <Kelevra> Pyro-*
28:00 <Kelevra> Serenity yeah
28:00 <ShadowLurker> partay i dont think of you cunts
28:00 <ShadowLurker> ever
28:00 <partay> lol
29:00 <Serenity> i think of mel
29:00 <Pyro-> hangon.. aren't ypu working?
29:00 <ShadowLurker> i am
29:00 <Kelevra> I think of Serenity alot and what her and paulie do
29:00 <Pyro-> damnit.. i wish i got paid to irc
29:00 <Serenity> one day i will sit on Kelevra's face
29:00 <Kelevra> especially when he said he was face down in between her thighs for so long his jaw ached
29:00 <Serenity> wearing my toilet roll cover wedding dress
29:00 <ShadowLurker> i design electronics n write software
29:00 <ShadowLurker> its piss easy
30:00 <Serenity> actually it probably doesnt fit anymore
30:00 <ShadowLurker> Kelevra thats every chance i get
30:00 <ShadowLurker> om nom nom
30:00 <Kelevra> face first under the dress
30:00 <ShadowLurker> PUSH PAST THE PAIN
31:00 <Kelevra> brb I have to check if the movie works, this kid will watch anything, she watched turbo with a 3 second lag
31:00 <Kelevra> ;p;
31:00 <Kelevra> lol*
32:00 <Kelevra> shit it's perfect
32:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <johninja> http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2013/11/11/1226757/491911-97665df8-4a81-11e3-95c1-9e9b6c573736.jpg
33:00 <Kancho> all new homeland starts now
33:00 <johninja> k
34:00 <Nikky`> I'd pick the one on the right
34:00 <Serenity> dem legz
34:00 <Kelevra> I don't remember there being a cat in the smurfs
35:00 <TheRon> eating out tonight
35:00 <Kelevra> TheRon me?
35:00 <Pyro-> fuckin gargamels cat you ditz
35:00 <TheRon> me
35:00 <Kelevra> last time I saw the smurfs I was in primary school and it was series
35:00 <Pyro-> if thts how his name is spelt
35:00 <Kelevra> YOU DITZ
35:00 <TheRon> i wanna order a risotto but its always risky
35:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. and he always had a cat
36:00 <ShadowLurker> get ya smurf out
36:00 <Kelevra> ddude I've done alot of people and drugs since primary school, calm down
36:00 <Kelevra> -d
36:00 <TheRon> places to be people to do?
36:00 <Kelevra> haha
37:00 <Nikky`> I wish
37:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to placebo
37:00 <Pyro-> \you probably didn't know that everytime dr claw said "next time gadget" he was petting a cat also
37:00 <Kelevra> who the fuck is dr claw?
38:00 <Kelevra> o.O
38:00 <Pyro-> inspector gadgets nemisis
38:00 <Pyro-> hang on.. give us a minute.. need a brick wall to smash my face into
38:00 <TheRon> they call me dr worm, i'm not a real doctor but i am a real worm
38:00 <Pyro-> i bet you don't know who cringer is either?
39:00 <Serenity> omg my son watched that video for like 4 weeks straight
39:00 <Kelevra> Nope, my childhood was full of wonderful horrors and classics 
39:00 <Serenity> I AM AN ACTUALLL WORMM
40:00 <Pyro-> the one time i been to perth.. i watched bad boy bubby in a roadhouse.. when i was 7
40:00 <Kelevra> I watched that movie around the same age
40:00 <TheRon> great song
40:00 <Kelevra> mum didn't know about movie ratings so we had no restrictions
41:00 <Pyro-> i think we just worked out our mental issues mel :P
41:00 <Kelevra> lmao
41:00 <Serenity> that movie is fucking tapped
41:00 <TheRon> i just farted and the room needs to be fumigated 
41:00 <Pyro-> i only recently watched it for the second time... and it still shocked me..
42:00 <Kelevra> a nightmare on elm street were great movies when I was a kid but they got pretty lame with the latter ones
42:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/1395772_684723548212214_1407619037_n.jpg
42:00 <Pyro-> it is a good movie though.. thought provoking
42:00 <Kelevra> yeah I agree
43:00 <Pyro-> and even though it's not credited as being based on a true story.. you know somewhere, someone has that life
43:00 <Kelevra> yeah
43:00 <partay> lol johninja
43:00 <Kelevra> well there are some twisted fuckers out there
43:00 <Pyro-> they just might not end up as a sucessful singer :P
45:00 <Kelevra> animal kingdom was a good movie and so was the snowtown ones, I love aus movies
45:00 <TheRon> red dog?
45:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gc4e-RQbEs&feature=youtu.be
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Be My Friend by One-Eyed Doll OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO (Oct 31, 2013) 4:06 - Category: Music - 58,696 views - 645 likes (99.4%), 4 dislikes (0.6%)
45:00 <Nikky`> I've not watched snowtown, not sure I can
46:00 <Kelevra> never seen red dog
46:00 <TheRon> don't
46:00 <Nikky`> That is a good movie, sad but good
46:00 <Kelevra> Nikky` anonymity and my old housemates sister was in it
46:00 <Kelevra> it's pretty intense
46:00 <TheRon> seen black sheep??
46:00 <TheRon> the kiwi movie
46:00 <Kelevra> she's the mother in it and irl she's a fuking fruit loop
46:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, I heard it was an intense movie
46:00 <Ba_Donkin_Donuts> that was weird as fk
47:00 <Kelevra> nah haven't seen black sheep, is it a horror about beastiality?
47:00 <Ba_Donkin_Donuts> well it is kiwi ;)
47:00 <Kelevra> keeping in mind Nikky`'s full blown kiwi
47:00 <TheRon> i think it's a porn flick
47:00 <Kelevra> haha
47:00 <Kelevra> oh fuck that shit
47:00 <Kelevra> I'm not into beastiality
48:00 <Nikky`> haha I consider myself full blown aussie
48:00 <TheRon> i'm more aussie
48:00 <Kelevra> gday mate, want a tinny
48:00 <TheRon> i drink tinnies, like sport and cold chisel
49:00 <Kelevra> I can't drink out of cans but I do consider myself australian
49:00 <TheRon> thats pretty aussie
49:00 <Kelevra> I tried to drink out of a can at Pyro-'s and it all went down my front lol
49:00 <Pyro-> g.g. allin is a lyrical genious... just saying..
50:00 <Kelevra> squishy bewbal area
50:00 <Ba_Donkin_Donuts> my doctor said i can only drink breast milk
50:00 <Kelevra> Pyro- who is that?
50:00 <Kelevra> Ba_Donkin_Donuts sounds hot and milky
50:00 <Ba_Donkin_Donuts> mmm she has to put her boobs in warm water
51:00 <TheRon> i love boobs so much
51:00 <Pyro-> umm.. he was in a band... named after his name... look it up .. bewarned though, it's probably not very tasteful
51:00 <TheRon> which is weird becuase i was breast fed
51:00 <Kelevra> I'll book mark it for when the kid is a coma
51:00 <TheRon> i was bottlefed
52:00 <Kelevra> I was bottle fed but I still like the feel of a good pair of breasts
52:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. definitely not child friendly
52:00 <Pyro-> bad boy bubby is more child friendly :)
53:00 <TheRon> ineed
53:00 <Kelevra> and squishy dick and balls, there's nothing like grabbing at a males groin like the area is a stress ball
53:00 <ShadowLurker> :/
53:00 <Kelevra> not hard!!!
53:00 <British^Meat> u chicks shouldbnt do that
53:00 <ShadowLurker> ohh
53:00 <British^Meat> its not cool!
53:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh love that
53:00 <Kelevra> softlyyy
53:00 <ShadowLurker> sezz doesnt do it nearly enough
54:00 <Serenity> what dont i do
54:00 <Kelevra> I bet paulie likes back tickles and good stuff
54:00 <ShadowLurker> grab a hold of my junk
54:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
54:00 <Serenity> youve got hands
54:00 <Serenity> molest yourself
54:00 <ShadowLurker> its just not the same
54:00 <Kelevra> haha
55:00 <Kelevra> YOU'RE RUINING AUSTNET AGAIN
56:00 <Ba_Donkin_Donuts> poopie doopie pie tin
56:00 <WaixYourLegs> vaginnaaa
56:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up
57:00 <johninja> ^^
57:00 <British^Meat> lol
57:00 <Serenity> mmm elbowed vagina
57:00 <Kelevra> haha
57:00 <British^Meat> austnet WRECKED
57:00 <ShadowLurker> Serenity's toey
58:00 <TheRon> is the elbowed vagina a new technique?
58:00 <Serenity> look serenity has been out of action for weeks
58:00 <Pyro-> is it porn o'clock yet?
58:00 <Serenity> its on like fucking donkey kong
58:00 <johninja> she's pretty much a born again virgin
58:00 <BlackDevil> its always porn oclock
58:00 <Kelevra> that's so fucked, I don't know how you two sleep in the same bed and not do the deed
58:00 <Kelevra> I'd be shaking if there was a male in my bed
58:00 <Pyro-> sweet... i'll work on that soon after beer o'clock
58:00 <ShadowLurker> its been about a month
59:00 <ShadowLurker> well except for yesterday
59:00 <TheRon> what time is beer o'clock?
59:00 <ShadowLurker> where the windows almost got blown out
59:00 <Pyro-> about the time i get to the fridge
59:00 <TheRon> i may have jumped the gun
59:00 <Kelevra> when I was with dylan if we didn't have sex for 3 days he'd go toilet and take my laptop and whack off
59:00 <Kelevra> then he'd tell me about it and I'd crack it
59:00 <Serenity> lol
59:00 <Kelevra> 'why didn't you wake me
59:00 <Kelevra> '
59:00 <Serenity> i prefer not to know about handy adventures
00:00 <Pyro-> you pick the calssy fellas :P
00:00 <johninja> yeah thats just asking for trouble
00:00 <Pyro-> classy*
00:00 <TheRon> and i just wanna wish you well
00:00 <Serenity> i dont care about them i just prefer not to know
00:00 <Kelevra> yeah well I'd crack it then it got to the stage where I became a spiteful bitch and he'd go out and I'd take care of myself
01:00 <Kelevra> he'd look through my history and be like 'whyyy'
01:00 <Kelevra> but he never judged me on my choice of porn
01:00 <johninja> ugh sif look through history
01:00 <Kelevra> he was good like that
01:00 <johninja> i had some psycho chick look through my phone messages recently
01:00 <johninja> i was like wtf
01:00 <Kelevra> well he wanted to know what turned me on
01:00 <johninja> ahh
01:00 <Kelevra> it's productive
01:00 <TheRon> your mother?
01:00 <johninja> no lol
02:00 <Pyro-> was there horses?
02:00 <Kelevra> lol
02:00 <partay> midgets ?
02:00 <Kelevra> johninja is more of a tractor man
02:00 <TheRon> the horses is a good song
02:00 <Kelevra> hahaha
02:00 <Pyro-> darryl rules!
02:00 <Kelevra> braithwaite?
02:00 <johninja> they are so dumb though "asks some wierd question that couldn't have came from anywhere else" "did you look through my phone" *long silence* "umm yeah"
02:00 <Pyro-> yuh
02:00 <Kelevra> sp*
03:00 <Kelevra> he was up your way this year wasn't he
03:00 <Kelevra> or was it a cover band?
03:00 <TheRon> a sherbet cover band?
03:00 <Pyro-> no it was him.. i saw him.. for the second time
03:00 <Pyro-> first time was at treasury
03:00 <Serenity> im too lazy to look through computers and phones
03:00 <Kelevra> yeah I thought I saw the sign up
03:00 <Serenity> who can be fucked
03:00 <Pyro-> i can be fucked :P
03:00 <johninja> i certainly couldn't
03:00 <Kelevra> I never look through phones or computers
04:00 <Pyro-> it's happened once or twice before
04:00 <Kelevra> I think if someone wants me to know something they'll tell me
04:00 <Serenity> my past relationships were like that
04:00 <Pyro-> :P
04:00 <Serenity> looking through each others shit
04:00 <Serenity> talk about fucking exhausting
04:00 <johninja> i can usually tell if something is sus without the need to do that
04:00 <ShadowLurker> ceebs
04:00 <johninja> some people are emotionaly retarted though
05:00 <TheRon> am not
05:00 <johninja> are you insecure TheRon?
05:00 <Kelevra> my phone at the start of the year had so much dick in it, touching it could've caused pregnancy
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <TheRon> no not at all
05:00 <Serenity> being insecure and living with someone else whos insecure is tiring
05:00 <johninja> mine had a shitload of dick too
05:00 <johninja> all mine though
05:00 <Serenity> worrying all the time etc
05:00 <Kelevra> LOL
05:00 <johninja> yeah fuck that
05:00 <Serenity> being upset a lot of the time
05:00 <Nikky`> I feel so ripped off..my phone has no dick
06:00 <johninja> causing drama over nothing
06:00 <TheRon> does it vibrate?
06:00 <johninja> at least fight about shit worthwhile eh
06:00 <ShadowLurker> or just not fight
06:00 <Nikky`> I have it on vibrate
06:00 <TheRon> always?
06:00 <johninja> STOP HOLDING ONTO MY COKE!!!
06:00 <Kelevra> some people cause fights to cause drama out of bordom or they think it brings them closer
06:00 <johninja> lol k
06:00 <ShadowLurker> ur gunna make it flat
07:00 <Kelevra> to me it's just draining
07:00 <Nikky`> Yes
07:00 <Kelevra> make sex not arguements
07:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
07:00 <johninja> i don't mind a bit of a fight
07:00 <ShadowLurker> sezz wants angry sex
07:00 <Serenity> ubt
07:00 <Serenity> but
07:00 <Kelevra> with anthony when he'd get riled I'd just get naked 
07:00 <Serenity> make up sex is so.. hot
07:00 <ShadowLurker> but i just cant get angry enough
07:00 <Kelevra> haha ShadowLurker
08:00 <TheRon> we were born within an hour of eachother, my mother said we could be sister and brother, your name is deborah it nevr suited you
08:00 <Kelevra> fuck the rage out of her
08:00 <Kelevra> haha
08:00 <ShadowLurker> i just dont get angry
08:00 <Serenity> youre a freak of nature
08:00 <johninja> passive eh
08:00 <ShadowLurker> you married it
08:00 <ShadowLurker> not passive
09:00 <Serenity> hes not passive
09:00 <Kelevra> I'm like that but I think it's just I don't have the energy to fight
09:00 <TheRon> he's pissive
09:00 <ShadowLurker> just dont see the point in getting angry about shit
09:00 <ShadowLurker> it doesnt fix anything
09:00 <johninja> hmm well some chicks try to fucking walk all over you man
09:00 <ShadowLurker> when youre angry you make bad decisions
09:00 <johninja> i aint having that
10:00 <Serenity> when im angry someones getting a cup thrown at them
10:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
10:00 <Kelevra> I've had a few ex's who when we've argued and I've wanted to step back and have a breather claim it's cause I don't care
10:00 <ShadowLurker> well he did call you a cunt
10:00 <Kelevra> it's the opposite, I just don't want to be up for murder charges
11:00 <Kelevra> Serenity you throw cups? =O
11:00 <Serenity> not lately
11:00 <Serenity> lol
11:00 <Serenity> but i do have a bad temper
11:00 <Kelevra> I couldn't imagine you mad
11:00 <ShadowLurker> not so bad these days
12:00 <johninja> i've seen her a little bit angry a couple of times
12:00 <simba> kum
12:00 <johninja> kum united
12:00 <stompin> OK
12:00 <stompin> BEWBIES
12:00 <Kelevra> I'm a pretty peaceful person
12:00 <Pyro-> if women weren't batshit crazy, there'd never be arguments :D
12:00 <TheRon> go melbourne victory
12:00 <Serenity> youve never seen me angry
12:00 <Serenity> ive never lost my temper online
13:00 <Kelevra> getting naked solves everything
13:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
13:00 <TheRon> i find that too
13:00 <simba> ive seen you mad
13:00 <johninja> ok dude, calm down
13:00 <johninja> :p
13:00 <Kelevra> simba irl it's funnier, trust me
13:00 <johninja> I'M NOT FUCKING ANGRY OK!!!!
13:00 <Serenity> ive seen mel absolutely lose hwer mind for about a week
13:00 <Serenity> that was horrific
13:00 <Pyro-> was that on a good week ? :P
13:00 <simba> when were you guys living together
14:00 <Kelevra> omg I love my hormonal moments
14:00 <TheRon> don't we all
14:00 <Serenity> LOL when you and dylan broke up
14:00 <Serenity> and then that shit with carl
14:00 <Kelevra> when I'd fight with j00cy or anyone I've dated and it comeso nline the shit that comeso ut is epic
14:00 <Nikky`> I remember that
14:00 <Serenity> and and me were so scared LOL
14:00 <Kelevra> haha
14:00 <Kelevra> I WILL END YOU *foams*
15:00 <Serenity> hahha
15:00 <Kelevra> I threw a half a slab at dylan outside my house infront of carl
15:00 <Serenity> rofl
15:00 <Kelevra> carl was like 'come on dylan lets gtfo of here' and I'm like 'YEAH GO FKN FAGGOT, GO FUCK YOURSELVES'
15:00 <Kelevra> and that fight was only over red rooster
15:00 <Kelevra> LMAO
16:00 <Kelevra> red rooster for gods sake..
16:00 <johninja> don't get between Kelevra and her chicken
16:00 <TheRon> i prefer a roast shop
16:00 <Kelevra> LOL
17:00 <Kelevra> no wonder my neighbours hated me >.<
17:00 <TheRon> surely not
17:00 <Kelevra> 'the girl nextdoors fighting over chicken again'
17:00 <TheRon> how could they hate you
17:00 <Kelevra> lol
17:00 <johninja> lol
17:00 <Pyro-> any excuse will do :P
17:00 <ShadowLurker> they didnt hate her
18:00 <ShadowLurker> they were terrified
18:00 <Pyro-> today it's chicken
19:00 <Kelevra> it was moreso passion over the chicken
19:00 <Kelevra> not rage
19:00 <Kelevra> power to the chicken
20:00 <Nikky`> I do like a good breast
20:00 <Kelevra> =D
20:00 <TheRon> https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CDAQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DWq7ASMbOpmo&ei=IHeAUreuDKuWiQeCiYGAAw&usg=AFQjCNHwWgtzQQbu2H-SpjzlcjsG6i8KAg&sig2=vtj4ZMrEwioc92RX0WCVUA&bvm=bv.56146854,d.aGc
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
20:00 <johninja> 0_o
20:00 <Nikky`> I like chicken also
20:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq7ASMbOpmo
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Bees - Chicken Payback (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
21:00 <Kelevra> I love chicken, chicken rolls dipped in gravy 
21:00 <johninja> i had chicken last nigth for dinner and chicken for lunch
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> need some cunt buy my 4x4
21:00 <johninja> you could say i'm also a chicken fan
21:00 <TheRon> i don't eat gravy
22:00 <johninja> and no i don't want to buy your car
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
22:00 <Kelevra> johninja did you kill it yourself?
22:00 <johninja> lol no Kelevra
22:00 <johninja> that would require some form of effort
22:00 <johninja> fuck that shit
22:00 <simba> The Bees
22:00 <TheRon> funny watching a headless chicken
22:00 <johninja> it's quite horrifying as a child
22:00 <Nikky`> Not really funny
22:00 <Kelevra> well with all the farmer comments I picture you live in a country shack where everythhing is raised and killed for food
23:00 <johninja> all these ducks you considered pets running around with no heads
23:00 <TheRon> pretty cool though
23:00 <Nikky`> I'd never eat chicken again if I had to see that
23:00 <Kelevra> with a plentiful corn field
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> there was a headless hcicken years ago
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> lived for like 3 years
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> was just enough brain stem left
23:00 <johninja> lol
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> n they fed it with a syringe straight down the hole
23:00 <johninja> i like when people think they know shit
23:00 <johninja> so i just let it slide
23:00 <TheRon> The Bees simba
23:00 <Nikky`> I know all *taps nose*
24:00 <Kelevra> my imagination is all I havewhen people describe where they come from
24:00 <Warren1984> does MYOB student edition need a serial number?
24:00 <TheRon> no idea
24:00 <johninja> come visit
24:00 <Warren1984> it cost me $15
24:00 <Warren1984> and $15 delivery
24:00 <Kelevra> like Nikky`s unit is this really cosy warm house with a nice ocuch and a throw rug
24:00 <johninja> i'll show you areound the cornfields on my tractor rtc
24:00 <Kelevra> couch
24:00 <johninja> yeah i also imagine Nikky`s house to be cosy and extremly clean
24:00 <Serenity> Mmm
25:00 <Nikky`> all correct except the throw rug
25:00 <Serenity> Chicken
25:00 <johninja> i would be worried about messing something up
25:00 <Nikky`> you should be worried about that :P
25:00 <Kelevra> until I saw Serenity's car I imagined a station wagon with toys flooding the windows
25:00 <johninja> "use the coaster for ffs" etc
25:00 <Kelevra> so like 99% of the time my imagination is wrong
25:00 <johninja> yeah Serenitys car is pretty hot
25:00 <Kelevra> I'd do dirty shit ot her in it
26:00 <Kelevra> to*
26:00 <johninja> yeah on it/in it
26:00 <Nikky`> lol nah, I have no coasters
26:00 <Serenity> Lol
26:00 <Pyro-> i'm a fan of fords..
26:00 <johninja> yep
26:00 <BlackDevil> im farting like a candy cane
26:00 <ShadowLurker> Serenity's other ride is me
26:00 <Kelevra> I have coasters but I don't use them, I usually use catalogues
26:00 <Serenity> My ruby is pretty
26:00 <johninja> stop sticking candycanes up there BlackDevil
26:00 <Serenity> But shes pails
26:00 <Serenity> Pauls
27:00 <BlackDevil> no
27:00 <Kelevra> xmas candy cane porn came to mind..
28:00 <johninja> lol
28:00 <Kelevra> when I saw kuniva's house I was shocked to see so much glass in all honesty
28:00 <Serenity> Lol
28:00 <Kelevra> I was like 'wow no broken glass'
28:00 <Kelevra> google isn't updated frequently though
29:00 <johninja> i thought that whole smoking out of lightbulbs thing was an urban myth until he whipped it out
29:00 <johninja> fuckdat
29:00 <Kelevra> yeah I dunno how that works in all honesty
29:00 <stompin> cuntz
29:00 <Kelevra> like what if you enhaled a tiny shard of glass
29:00 <Nikky`> that you are stompin
30:00 <Kelevra> I remember years ago people use to make pills with glass in them
30:00 <eX> Carnts!
30:00 <johninja> :/
31:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/561966_511053505656771_1399064564_n.jpg 
32:00 <British^Meat> http://youtu.be/VTCSzP6dmmo
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: STELLA STREET - "Mick and Keith's Corner Shop" (Dec 19, 2012) 1:16 - Category: Comedy - 5,755 views - 15 likes (93.8%), 1 dislikes (6.3%)
34:00 <johninja> lol i remember this from year ago
35:00 <Kelevra> I can smell bread being baked
39:00 <British^Meat> tis a classic johninja :)
41:00 <Mew> wb The_Bazza
42:00 <The_Baron> danke
42:00 <The_Baron> nicely toasted now
42:00 <The_Baron> irc will soon be rendered bearable again
42:00 <johninja> lol you can google search by voice now?
43:00 <johninja> interesting
43:00 <The_Baron> so there will be millions of people humming tunes to songs they don't know
43:00 <The_Baron> GooGle: umm...the one that goes tum tee tum tum tee tum tum tee
43:00 <johninja> ahaha yes!
44:00 <Serenity> Lol
44:00 <The_Baron> I wonder if anyone got the Eric The Viking Reference?
44:00 <The_Baron> :P
45:00 <johninja> flew over my head sorry haha
46:00 <The_Baron> s'all right
46:00 <The_Baron> oh man this black bean and chipotle salsa is awesome
46:00 <The_Baron> it's like God is pissing in my mouth
47:00 <johninja> you having burritos or something?
47:00 <johninja> dang
47:00 <Mew> LOL
47:00 <The_Baron> nah just corn chips
47:00 <Serenity> Lol
48:00 <The_Baron> I'm almost stoned enough to mix it with peanut butter
48:00 <johninja> oh dude...
48:00 <johninja> don't
48:00 <johninja> lol
48:00 <The_Baron> I tried it with a chip butti not long ago
48:00 <johninja> someone was talking about that last night "give a stoner some peanut butter on wheatbix and make them laugh"
48:00 <The_Baron> peanut butter, chilli sauce, hot chips
49:00 <Serenity> Chipppppppsss
49:00 <Serenity> That was me
49:00 <johninja> lol
49:00 <Serenity> In cbf john
49:00 <The_Baron> when I am really pov I eat peanut butter on wheatbix
49:00 <The_Baron> and yeah it doesn't help cotton mouth at all
50:00 <johninja> i have been so pov i ate some canned lentils someone left in the kitchen for god knows how long
50:00 <Serenity> Loool
50:00 <johninja> no lol
50:00 <partay> eat out for free
50:00 <partay> do a runner
51:00 <The_Baron> john, when u start eating the tin of black n gold irish stew
51:00 <The_Baron> that be pov
51:00 <johninja> yeah true
51:00 <The_Baron> or using a homebrand pizza base, covering it with tinned baked beans, devon and cheese singles
51:00 <johninja> was up in north qld fruit picking and it kept raining for 2 weeks
51:00 <johninja> no work
51:00 <The_Baron> hobo pizza
51:00 <johninja> very poor
51:00 <johninja> was bad times man
52:00 <partay> johninja put on your best cords and singlet and go for some indian.. eat outside.. then leave 
52:00 <johninja> hmm
52:00 <partay> tip
52:00 <partay> pick a place not local
52:00 <partay> like next to your bottlo you visit twice a day
52:00 <johninja> i don't like doing shit like that anymore, bad juju man
52:00 <johninja> like listening to metal
53:00 <johninja> :p
53:00 <partay> waer headphones
55:00 <johninja> lol running gag, almost everyone i know who listes to metal has random bad shit happen or is almost constantly sick
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