#melbourne - 2013-11-27 - AustNet Archive Project

// #melbourne — 2013-11-27

1996 1997 1998 1999 2000 2001 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016
Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30
« 2013-11-26 2013-11-28 »
00:00 <Bastardly_One> same guys that made the Uncharted series
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah good luck
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <johninja> i bought driver and max payne and hardly took them out of the case
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I tried that the other day
00:00 <konkat> do either of you cunts read 'the wheel of time?'
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh speaking of Max Payne 3
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw that the other day for like $30 brand new and wondering if I should gt it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> *get it
00:00 <johninja> hmm
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I've read all the Wheel of Time books
00:00 <johninja> i find most shooters pretty boring
01:00 <johninja> all the same really
01:00 <johninja> doesn't require much skill
01:00 <johninja> click and shoot shit
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, same ... that's why I kind of am surprised I got FarCry 3 ... but I kind of wanted to see what the hype was about
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to do that with CoD too and yawned
01:00 <johninja> yeah if you have that then it should fill that quota nicely
01:00 <Bastardly_One> never got another CoD since
02:00 <johninja> i need to get a cool flying game some time
02:00 <johninja> that genre has been disapointing lately
02:00 <Analogue_C> ms flightsim
02:00 <johninja> ni got that and didn't like it
02:00 <johninja> too much realism lol
02:00 <johninja> and the graphics were poor
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I need to get a good race game ... I was kind of tossing up between NfS Most Wanted and ... shit ... some other NfS
03:00 <johninja> gran turismo?
03:00 <johninja> forza is OK but xbox exclusive
03:00 <johninja> going to get Rome 2 total war soono
03:00 <johninja> creaming at the thought
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
04:00 <johninja> only just got shogun 2 to work
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Hot Pursuit
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
04:00 <johninja> ahh yeah
04:00 <johninja> battlefield 4 and total war 2 and i'll be set
04:00 <johninja> coupld f oz
05:00 <johninja> merry xmas fuckers :p
05:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
05:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of pot
05:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... coneage timeth
05:00 <The_Baron> I could go another
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I might not need any
05:00 <The_Baron> but my vision is getting wigged out as it is
06:00 <konkat> Bastardly_One:  start the vapor you cunt
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm fucking listening to Alex Lloyd
06:00 <konkat> your lungs must resent you
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I could b too stoned as it is
06:00 <konkat> YOU WERE AMAZING
06:00 <Bastardly_One> My lungs fucking HATE me
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I did that The_Baron today
06:00 <The_Baron> this white rhino has been kicking my arse
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I full on passed out sitting up
07:00 <konkat> currently watching Wilfred AUS where he meets his dad
07:00 <The_Baron> it's too damn narcotic
07:00 <The_Baron> wish I could get more mango or superskunk again
07:00 <Bastardly_One> might of forgot to breath ... was a bit scary
07:00 <Bastardly_One> *breathe
07:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway ... I want a couple more cones *wanders a sec*
09:00 <johninja> only had shit that rocked me like that a couple of times
09:00 <johninja> think it was laced
09:00 <The_Baron> what that made u stop breathing?
09:00 <johninja> my mate stole this white bud off a guy and just couldn't fucking move and felt shit
10:00 <johninja> another time my mates dodgy mate bought some shit around for us to try and everyone just had one cone and was fucked
10:00 <johninja> we were heavy smokers too
10:00 <The_Baron> u'd be surprised what some strains can do
10:00 <The_Baron> strongest shit I ever had was some crazy congo strain
11:00 <The_Baron> 3 cones had me passed out for 12 hours, and I got it from the grower direct so I knew it wasn't laced
11:00 <johninja> the first one was unpleasant, the other time was more you just didn't really feel like another
11:00 <johninja> lol wow
12:00 <The_Baron> and if u ever get a good cut of super silver haze
12:00 <The_Baron> had people white out on that shit after a cone or 2
13:00 <johninja> i prefer more mellow and lingering rather than strong tbh
13:00 <The_Baron> http://boards.cannabis.com/attachments/sativa/170885d1198062485-super-silver-haze-super.jpg
13:00 <Pieter>                                                                                                              memo[eolfEE0I JUIIIIIIII0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
13:00 <johninja> piets out for the night
13:00 <johninja> mmm does crystals
13:00 <The_Baron> I like happy uplifting stuff in the day
13:00 <The_Baron> and strong as fuck during the evening
14:00 <The_Baron> but since all I can get atm is this white rhino...
14:00 <The_Baron> it kinda fucked me for working on music, couldn't get my head around shit on it
15:00 <The_Baron> http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRusCSBTfRwWLXjUPn9EyZxwW1Qlt8c-ZIUELOwPjTLccYeNexk
15:00 <The_Baron> this is the shit I love for daytime
15:00 <johninja> hehe chunky
15:00 <johninja> is it heavy?
16:00 <The_Baron> yeah it's a nugget factory
16:00 <The_Baron> one plant will produce minimum 2 pounds outdoor
16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, speaking of Piet
16:00 <The_Baron> it's a nice stone for a pure indica
16:00 <The_Baron> really euphoric and mellow but won't put u to sleep 
16:00 <johninja> nice
16:00 <The_Baron> and tastes like mango too
16:00 <Bastardly_One> read that
17:00 <The_Baron> it's super juicy mango flavour is awesome
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it's ... entertaining (?) towards the end johninja
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yay IGN ... you have a Last of Us wiki
17:00 <Bastardly_One> so I know what the fuck I just did for the last hour
17:00 <johninja> lol pusher
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... just keep reading
18:00 <Bastardly_One> wait til you get to the shooting up others and dying a few times bit
18:00 <The_Baron> wtf lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> we can't tell
19:00 <Bastardly_One> secret stuff
20:00 <The_Baron> righto
20:00 <{LeE}> LMFAO
21:00 <{LeE}> i feel like taking a pic of my teeth :O
21:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <{LeE}> :D
23:00 <johninja> hehe
24:00 <johninja> yeah he's done that to me once or twice too
24:00 <johninja> same sorta dribble
24:00 <{LeE}> my gums are still hurting 
24:00 <johninja> wotyudo?
25:00 <{LeE}> nothin i went to the dentist ad they numbed half of my gums n lip n they cleaned em
25:00 <johninja> ahh
25:00 <{LeE}> they did it blame them
25:00 <Bastardly_One> OH OH OH!
25:00 <{LeE}> i went to have a drink of my water n pretty much spilt it all over me when i was walking out of there 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> best fart EVER
26:00 <Bastardly_One> smell that!
26:00 <Bastardly_One> *gags*
26:00 <{LeE}> u farted didnt u
26:00 <Bastardly_One> my word I did
26:00 <Bastardly_One> best fart ever
26:00 <{LeE}> lol gross i can smell it from here
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking disgusting
26:00 <johninja> pretty funny this whole indo spy controversy
26:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know in Aust training manuals
26:00 <Bastardly_One> they're still the enemy?
26:00 <{LeE}> what
26:00 <{LeE}> niw
27:00 <johninja> they act all butthurt when it comes out about us spying on them then it comes out they have been spying on us and its all like "ohh...yep...shot :/"
27:00 <The_Baron> not as funny as when they had a foreign minister named Bumsuk
27:00 <{LeE}> now*
27:00 <johninja> i have heard the same about indo as well
28:00 <johninja> met one of their military guys that was stayign at the same place i was the other day
28:00 <johninja> we were training him at our air base
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it is ... I've seen an Australian army training manual somewhere but I can't remember where now (online obviously) and it's there in black and white
28:00 <johninja> thats probably all over now
28:00 <johninja> he seemed like a pretty decent bloke
28:00 <johninja> offered me and indo cog etc
29:00 <johninja> *cig
29:00 <johninja> his wife had just come over to visit so i guess he was in a good mood haha
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ever had a Death cig?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> 32mgs
29:00 <johninja> aren't they all?
29:00 <johninja> ahh the PNG newspaper ones
29:00 <johninja> my mate used to bring those back from PNG
29:00 <johninja> fucking rock ya
29:00 <The_Baron> I remember death cigs
30:00 <johninja> they were meant to be 32
30:00 <The_Baron> it wasn't so much that they were 32mg of tar
30:00 <The_Baron> it was more the fact they had over 2mg of nicotine in em
30:00 <The_Baron> used to see em at tobacconists back in the day
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, back in the day
30:00 <johninja> mate is right into his e-cigs
31:00 <johninja> got some mad headspin off one of his batches 
31:00 <johninja> hadn't had that for years
31:00 <The_Baron> they don't satisfy me as much as I was told they would
31:00 <The_Baron> though I did like the cinamon cookie flavoured shit
31:00 <johninja> hmm
31:00 <The_Baron> and the blueberry was good too
31:00 <{LeE}> were all going to diue
31:00 <{LeE}> die*
31:00 <johninja> i liked the fact you could smoke it in pubs and on the trams
32:00 <johninja> not sure how legal that really is
32:00 <johninja> nobody said anything :/
32:00 <The_Baron> technically not illegal
32:00 <The_Baron> thing is some of those e-cigs u can put a different attachment on them
32:00 <The_Baron> so u can smoke bud and hash as well
32:00 <The_Baron> would be good for when I go to the movies and wanna get baked
33:00 <johninja> hah cool
33:00 <johninja> be like a vape
33:00 <The_Baron> yeah that's all they are
33:00 <The_Baron> it's just the attachment on them u can only use stuff that is imersed in glycerine, so hence gotta get the other attachment
33:00 <The_Baron> or u could get some awesome hash oil and mix it with glycerine
34:00 <The_Baron> but if u can afford to do that, u can prolly afford the better vape attachment
35:00 <johninja> yeah
35:00 <johninja> never really liked vape bud the few times i tried it
35:00 <Bastardly_One> ask Mayhem all about vape'ing
35:00 <johninja> just didn't feel the same
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he's into it hardcore
35:00 <The_Baron> only worth vaping hash really
35:00 <The_Baron> buds are really best smoked
35:00 <johninja> there is a whole cape room here
35:00 <johninja> *vape
35:00 <johninja> full of randoms
36:00 <The_Baron> http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r251/mrmadcty/IMG_2114.jpg
36:00 <The_Baron> I want one of these 
36:00 <The_Baron> when my crop is ready next year, def getting one
36:00 <johninja> hash would be pretty cool vaped i would think
36:00 <The_Baron> oh it's devine vaped
36:00 <The_Baron> divine*
36:00 <The_Baron> best way to do hash really
37:00 <The_Baron> especially one of these dabbing rigs
37:00 <johninja> that bong looks like a bitch to clean
37:00 <The_Baron> brb
37:00 <johninja> i can't ever see myself moving away from the breaka bottle lol
37:00 <johninja> k
39:00 <The_Baron> haha
39:00 <The_Baron> that aint really a bong for weed
39:00 <The_Baron> it's only for full melt hash and concentrates
39:00 <johninja> ahh yeah
39:00 <Bastardly_One> dear Goddess ... and I thought I was bad with one of those little cheap spring valley things
39:00 <The_Baron> they are meant to be easy to clean coz there is no tar
40:00 <The_Baron> just gotta soak it in alcohol and swish it really
40:00 <Maurice> Adam Devine
40:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hai!
40:00 <{LeE}> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
40:00 <johninja> i dunno man theres just something about glass bongs that ircs me
40:00 <{LeE}> hi Maurice
40:00 <Maurice> IRC's you
40:00 <Maurice> Hiii {LeE}
40:00 <The_Baron> dude, glass always has the cleanest hit
40:00 <johninja> awkward to hold, the spit seems to not absorb etc
40:00 <Bastardly_One> ERKS
40:00 <The_Baron> it's just they look dirty coz u can see throuh em
40:00 <Maurice> I had a tassie devil bong
40:00 <johninja> yeah probs
40:00 <Maurice> Until my ex smashed it
40:00 <Maurice> The big cockdrop
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that fucking ircs me man!
41:00 <johninja> yeah i'm scared about smashing them too
41:00 <The_Baron> I don't have a glassy because of people breaking them
41:00 <The_Baron> but when I get this dabbing rig, only I am gonna use it
41:00 <Maurice> Nah he smashed it on purpose
41:00 <The_Baron> well, yeah cockdrop indeed then
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a really good one that was like a spray and wipe bottle in shape but with finger grips and glass
41:00 <Maurice> He trashed my bedroom, cut up clothes, shoes, wrote on my donatello >.<
41:00 <Bastardly_One> best $50 I ever spent
42:00 <Maurice> I didn't take kindly to the donatello bit
42:00 <Bastardly_One> damn that was a good bong
42:00 <The_Baron> and u can get more ergomic glass bongs if u look around
42:00 <The_Baron> ozbongs.com is great for cheap quality bongs
42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you know the ones I mean then
42:00 <johninja> i usually travel and shit so can't take a bong on the plane
42:00 <Bastardly_One> this was so long ago ... when I had a lung collapse I gave it away
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and the cunt smashed it ... he had a hard time telling me too
43:00 <The_Baron> if ur travelling, then yeha plastic it all the way
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I've taken a glass one on a bus
43:00 <{LeE}> johninja u shit every where when u travel?
43:00 <johninja> yes
43:00 <The_Baron> though best plastic bottle bongs I ever made were polycarbon, not PET
43:00 <johninja> you didn't notice?
43:00 <Maurice> He watched some chick shit in a dudes mouth on the bus
43:00 <{LeE}> i'm just shocked why u said it thats all
43:00 <The_Baron> if u can't get a polycarbon bottle, then use an old squeezey sauce bottle
44:00 <{LeE}> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
44:00 <The_Baron> that plastic takes longer to degrade
44:00 <johninja> can just get a new bottle
44:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... Maurice makes me think of food for some reason
44:00 <megamanga> they both have bpa though?
44:00 <johninja> i'm pro at making them
44:00 <The_Baron> polycarbon doesn't have bpa
44:00 <Maurice> Spring valley bottle and thick plastic pipe
44:00 <simba> yuk
44:00 <The_Baron> but yeah the sauce bottles to have it, but they don't leech as badly as they are food grade
44:00 <megamanga> just use an apple
45:00 <The_Baron> they are meant to be stored longer than drink bottles
45:00 <johninja> lol apple was..interesting
45:00 <simba> an apple would be better than a plsatic bottle
45:00 <Maurice> Last time we used an apple my friend ate it
45:00 <johninja> some canadian guy made one for me
45:00 <Bastardly_One> or if you're lazy just go to your tobacconist with $20 and buy one
45:00 <{LeE}> i gave my bongs away yrs ago
45:00 <The_Baron> so yeah, the ol coles brown bbq sauce bottles are the best on a budget
45:00 <Bastardly_One> unless you're in Vic ... they're illegal to buy here now
45:00 <{LeE}> only had 2
45:00 <The_Baron> they are illegal near everywhere except the territories
45:00 <{LeE}> u cnt buy them in vic ether
45:00 <johninja> i dunno man theres something about a bit of garden hose and a breaka bottle that makes me feel comfortabe
45:00 <megamanga> we can now lose our licence for any conviction in victoria too
45:00 <The_Baron> but most happy high shops here sell em under the counter
45:00 <The_Baron> but fuck that
45:00 <megamanga> no matter what it is
46:00 <The_Baron> www.ozbongs.com
46:00 <megamanga> you cant call them bong
46:00 <Maurice> Thats because VIC is shit
46:00 <megamanga> water pipe
46:00 <megamanga> (y)
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Lee, that's where I am :P ... you can though if you look
46:00 <{LeE}> oh lol
46:00 <{LeE}> where
46:00 <Bastardly_One> we have a supposed dart shop locally
46:00 <{LeE}> i just want one for display
46:00 <{LeE}> where r u
46:00 <The_Baron> I remember in canberra they could only sell bongs if they sold it with tobacco too
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he's more like the 420 dude
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat
46:00 <The_Baron> so every bong came with a 10-50 gram pack of baccy
46:00 <megamanga> ftracking a junkie via cctv is rather annoying
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and an Off Ya Tree
46:00 <{LeE}> oh 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so ...
47:00 <johninja> lol The_Baron
47:00 <The_Baron> Off Ya Tree is a rort
47:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf was I doing again?
47:00 <johninja> this chick in QLD wouldn't even sell me a cone piece at off your tree
47:00 <The_Baron> everything they sell is marked up to the bullshit
47:00 <{LeE}> no idea
47:00 <megamanga> you were smoking a bong
47:00 <johninja> yet they had pipes with a screw out CP
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh yeah ... putting the oven on ... Maurice made me hungry
47:00 <The_Baron> yeah but that's where they screw ya
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah mega ... cheers ... good idea
47:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ...
47:00 <{LeE}> oh i c
47:00 <The_Baron> u want a cone piece, end up buying a $15 pipe
47:00 <The_Baron> fuck that shit!
47:00 <johninja> yeah lol
47:00 <megamanga> use a socket lol
48:00 <{LeE}> bute me
48:00 <The_Baron> nah I got a stash of old Agung bucket cones
48:00 <{LeE}> bite*
48:00 <The_Baron> it's always 1996 for me
48:00 <The_Baron> :P
48:00 <johninja> haha
48:00 <{LeE}> :/
48:00 <{LeE}> if it was 1996 id still be in priamery school
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, cheers for the reminder on cone pieces ... I might get a few of them this week ... never know when one comes in handy
48:00 <{LeE}> O_o
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I should be giving up though ... I've COAD
49:00 <Bastardly_One> while I go brb ... look that shit up
49:00 <Maurice> I was 15 :/
49:00 <Maurice> And stoned
49:00 <The_Baron> 1996, a tender 14 years old, 2 years into smoking weed, and had my first acid trip...
49:00 <johninja> do you want to live forever?
49:00 <The_Baron> aah memories
49:00 <The_Baron> it was a good year indeed
49:00 <megamanga> so if a guy stands there laughing at atree for a minute would you think he's drug added?
49:00 <{LeE}> ur alll old 
49:00 <{LeE}> werll some
49:00 <Maurice> My friend took acid and laughed for 30 mins at a tree
49:00 <Maurice> So yes, megamanga
49:00 <The_Baron> 31 aint fucking old!
49:00 <{LeE}> lol Maurice
49:00 <megamanga> yeah i thought he was high as fuck
49:00 <johninja> 30 here
49:00 <Maurice> 32 :/
49:00 <megamanga> i have to make sure he doesnt damage the cars
49:00 <megamanga> he was like feeling the trees aura i tried not to crack u
49:00 <megamanga> *up
49:00 <johninja> Bastardly_One is like 60 though
49:00 <The_Baron> I remember when I was 14-15, me and some mates ate some hoffmans
50:00 <The_Baron> and we saw this letterbox that looked hungry..
50:00 <{LeE}> i was in grade 4 :/ in 1996 
50:00 <Maurice> My son asked me how old I was yesterday, I told him and he goes 'wow, thats a lot of years'
50:00 <The_Baron> so we stole everyone elses mail so we could feed that letterbox
50:00 <Maurice> Yeah, f u buddy
50:00 <{LeE}> awww
50:00 <megamanga> tell him santa isnt real
50:00 <megamanga> get even
50:00 <Maurice> LOL
50:00 <{LeE}> lol
50:00 <The_Baron> or fuck a dude in a santa suite
50:00 <Maurice> Oddly enough, we had this santa convo earlier
51:00 <megamanga> oh, i wont go in circles then
51:00 <Maurice> Hes only 7, so I wont punish him that badly
51:00 <megamanga> i just went along with the santa thing coz i got more presents
51:00 <{LeE}> Maurice what did u tell him
51:00 <Maurice> Just the cane this time
51:00 <megamanga> < smart
51:00 <Maurice> Fuck, megamanga
51:00 <{LeE}> lol megamanga 
51:00 <Maurice> (20:55:48) (Maurice): Mind you, he's super smart so he could just be playing us for all I know
51:00 <Maurice> About santa
51:00 <megamanga> haha
51:00 <megamanga> :D
52:00 <megamanga> LOL apparently we are prosecuting some old wog cunt for dumping rubbish here
52:00 <The_Baron> okay so it wasn't just deja vu
52:00 <megamanga> sweeet
52:00 <Maurice> Haha not this time, The_Baron
52:00 <Maurice> Just a diff kid
57:00 <{LeE}> gah one of the chicks took skin off the top of my mouth :/ 
58:00 <{LeE}> just peeled some off :/
02:00 <Bastardly_One> well
02:00 <The_Baron> yep that last cone fucked me 
02:00 <The_Baron> DVD time
02:00 <The_Baron> l8r all
05:00 <johninja> A MAN who played Santa Claus at a mall has been charged with groping an 18-year-old woman playing an elf.
05:00 <megamanga> pic of 18yo
05:00 <johninja> none :( http://www.news.com.au/world/mall-santa-herbert-jones-accused-of-pinching-18-year-old-elf-on-the-buttocks/story-fndir2ev-1226769136570 
06:00 <johninja> could research it i guess
06:00 <megamanga> on the as lolll
12:00 <xm> he just wanted to fill her stockings with gifts
12:00 <xm> and yes, need pic of girl
13:00 <johninja> +10 internets for whoever finds it
13:00 <johninja> i cbf, playing xbox
13:00 <johninja> i wouldn't be suprised if the police have witheld her name
14:00 <megamanga> i guess shes a minor till 21
14:00 <megamanga> bs usa laws
16:00 <screwss> if theres grass on the wicket its time to play cricket
17:00 <johninja> ...
19:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
20:00 <Bastardly_One> good ... about time you did what you were told
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the lot of ya!
27:00 <screwss> someones a little cranky
29:00 <AngrymanXL> 101
29:00 <Bastardly_One> never
30:00 <screwss> i didnt mention ur name, but, thanks for validating the comment neway
30:00 <screwss> youve lost
30:00 <screwss> the lovvvinn feeellin
30:00 <screwss> woaaa that lovvin feeellinn
31:00 <screwss> youve lost that lovvvvinnnn feeelinnn NOW ITS GONNEE, goneee. gone.. woooaaahh
31:00 <johninja> ...
32:00 <screwss> its 1:30am, where is everyone? the party is usually just gettin started round this time
32:00 <screwss> oh let me guess, i scared them off
32:00 <johninja> yep
33:00 <johninja> awkward jewish guy rocks up to the party, everyone leaves
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had the most frustrating moment
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been roleplaying a certain set of books for nearly 20 yrs
34:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, I'm in the middle of writing an awesome post and have a complete mind fart
34:00 <Bastardly_One> like I have no fucking idea about the subject I'm waffling about without some reminder research
34:00 <johninja> oh dear
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I'll fake it
35:00 <Bastardly_One> look up Gor
35:00 <Bastardly_One> much easier to google than explain
36:00 <johninja> i think i get the general idea
36:00 <johninja> xboxing
37:00 <johninja> have to replay a full 48 minute game after it didn't save last night :((
38:00 <screwss> well Bastardly_One > if you were less hateful youd be less stressed > if you are less stressed your brain wont hiccup as much - fact
38:00 <johninja> i think its more the bongs than anything 
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> man stan lee has a big head
38:00 <{LeE}> O_o
38:00 <{LeE}> hi PandasDontDrive
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> his show isnt bad but
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> hi
39:00 <{LeE}> screwss
39:00 <screwss> lee does have a huge head
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh pandas is watching that show on
39:00 <{LeE}> *seen screwss
39:00 <screwss> i agree, full of marvel comics ideas
39:00 <Bastardly_One> abc2?
39:00 <{LeE}> :O
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah stan lee's superhumans
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea
39:00 <screwss> `seen {LeE} 
39:00 <prowl> screwss, if you can't see {LeE} here right now, you probably need new glasses. ^_^
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause doctor who ended b4
39:00 <{LeE}> LOL
39:00 <{LeE}> screwss r u blind
39:00 <{LeE}> i think u r
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> was waiting for Dangerman to come on ^-^
39:00 <Bastardly_One> couldn't be fucked watching it this week ... they're all repeats
39:00 <screwss> has anyone seen lee around?!!
40:00 <screwss> just had to tell her something
40:00 <{LeE}> i'm right here u fool
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> i switched back over to xbox
42:00 <screwss> can someone pm lee for me
42:00 <{LeE}> screwss stop playing games
42:00 <johninja> why would anyone do that?
42:00 <screwss> heheh.
42:00 <johninja> creepazoid
42:00 <AngrymanXL> I hate hollywood celebrities and celebrity related shows but for some reason I love TMZ
42:00 <Maurice> I watch TMZ sometimes
43:00 <Maurice> I only found out the other day that the main dude is gay
43:00 <AngrymanXL> He's pretty likeable for a gay dude.
43:00 <Maurice> I like gay dudes
43:00 <Maurice> I just never pegged him as one
43:00 <Maurice> My gadar is broken
43:00 <AngrymanXL> gay dudes are too loud an obnoxious 
43:00 <johninja> lol
43:00 <Maurice> No, they're not
43:00 <Maurice> Most straight people are like that
44:00 <AngrymanXL> most women are.
44:00 <Maurice> Hes not a woman..
44:00 <johninja> most straight people are secretly gay
44:00 <Maurice> I know I am, I like the dick..
44:00 <johninja> lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I just did the best post ever in Gor
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and I fucking cleared the screen instead of posting it
45:00 <Bastardly_One> cunted
46:00 <johninja> undo undo
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't even know what I wrote ... that's how I rp
46:00 <AngrymanXL> snould have been using linux and had klipper enabled.
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't plan my stories
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I just do them on the fly
47:00 <AngrymanXL> http://tenplay.com.au/channel-ten/have-you-been-paying-attention/episodes
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> whats Gor
53:00 <Bastardly_One> google it
53:00 <Bastardly_One> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gor
54:00 <screwss> is it possible to watch live streaming normal channels these days? (10,9,7 sbs etc)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorean
55:00 <screwss> mi goring soup?
58:00 <johninja> you are even more cringeworthy that usual tonight
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
59:00 <screwss> mi bored 
59:00 <screwss> esp when the subject matter is really anally retentive
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> i soup up my mi goreng sometimes
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> so choice
01:00 <screwss> yeh. i hear ya
02:00 <Pieter> yEAPPP
02:00 <Pieter> iM SEXY AS FUCK
02:00 <Pieter> AND YOU KIDS ARE BwAHAHAHA
02:00 <Pieter> :)
04:00 <Pieter> 2AM JELLY BEAMS
04:00 <simba> lol
04:00 <Pieter> yummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
04:00 <{lee{> `seen mandyjane
04:00 <prowl> {lee{, I found 39 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: screwss, {lee{, Rachi, Macy, mandyjane. screwss ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick to {lee{ on #melbourne 5 seconds ago (27.11. 01:04). {lee{ is still there.
06:00 <Pieter> PandasDontDrive=0E;HOIW {LE} {LEE}
06:00 <Pieter> OOPS
06:00 <{LeE}> wtf
06:00 <{LeE}> is going on
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
07:00 <Pieter> WHATS GOIGN ON IS UPPPP
08:00 <Pieter> YOURS
09:00 <{LeE}> omfg
10:00 <screwss> the general lee
12:00 <screwss> oh no
14:00 <simba> beehhh = fat, gay, ugly
14:00 <{LeE}> rally realllyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
14:00 <{LeE}> u fucking kidding me
14:00 <screwss> you back already?
14:00 <screwss> why
14:00 <{LeE}> LOL 
14:00 <{LeE}> Joel just called didnt realise till after he hang up 
15:00 <simba> what a loser
15:00 <{LeE}> i picked up an as soon as i said hi he hang up
15:00 <screwss> whos joel
15:00 <simba> lmao hes probably alone drunk and sad
15:00 <screwss> sorry u lost me
15:00 <{LeE}> who knows
15:00 <{LeE}> screwss Kuniva
16:00 <screwss> Oh .......
16:00 <{LeE}> yeah
16:00 <screwss> is he jewish?
16:00 <{LeE}> thought it was my lil ones dad but oh wells 
17:00 <{LeE}> hi simba
17:00 <screwss> well one can hope
17:00 <{LeE}> mmmmmmm
18:00 <simba> hiu
18:00 <screwss> nerdygirl: welcome back babe
19:00 <nerdygirl> :) 
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> durr
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> M
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> amazeballs
20:00 <screwss> nerdygirl: been waitin all night yo
21:00 <nerdygirl> yeh right 
21:00 <nerdygirl> :p
21:00 <screwss> finally some relief
21:00 <screwss> from the pain of austnet
21:00 <screwss> but its worth it
23:00 <simba> lol
24:00 <screwss> simba laughts at anything pretty much
24:00 <alienated\romeo_> coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
24:00 <simba> laffin @ you
25:00 <megamanga> fak id kill for a coffee
25:00 <alienated\romeo_> me toooooooo
25:00 <screwss> you would drink a coffe now wat r u insane
25:00 <screwss> u dont like sleep?
25:00 <screwss> or somethin
25:00 <simba> maybe hes not sleeping for hours
25:00 <simba> you idiot
25:00 <screwss> you HAVE to sleep for hours
25:00 <screwss> idiot
26:00 <screwss> for at least 8
26:00 <simba> did you even stop to think that maybe he has a different sleeping pattern to you
26:00 <alienated\romeo_> i drunk 2 beers yesterday and two beers today 
26:00 <screwss> thought never crossed my mind
26:00 <alienated\romeo_> =)
27:00 <screwss> btw the medallion has a an engraving of 2 beers on it
27:00 <alienated\romeo_> i c
27:00 <alienated\romeo_> fuck sleep
27:00 <screwss> simba: sleeping pattern is 1 thought fool
27:00 <megamanga> screwss: im at work man i need coffee lol
27:00 <screwss> simba: but whatever pattern u choose, we all need it one way or the other
28:00 <screwss> megamanga: ur at work? does yo boss know ur on irc? lol not judging just curious
28:00 <megamanga> he gives 0 fucks
28:00 <megamanga> its great
28:00 <screwss> how does his boss feel about that
28:00 <megamanga> he is the boss
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <simba> wat
28:00 <screwss> does ne money get made in this business
28:00 <screwss> where do i submit my resume
28:00 <megamanga> sure does
28:00 <megamanga> sorry we're full of slackers at the moment
29:00 <screwss> rofl
29:00 <screwss> im sure theres no shortage of those
29:00 <simba> screwss is a forklift driver
29:00 <megamanga> its security, we all are
29:00 <screwss> ur not like some security guard or something
29:00 <screwss> oh
29:00 <screwss> what a guess
29:00 <megamanga> banana sticker for guessing
29:00 <screwss> simba: at least i got a job you fat dole bludging slob
29:00 <simba> screwss won something everybody
29:00 <simba> whoa now he is mad
29:00 <megamanga> i man cameras and take phone calls, not hard work
29:00 <alienated\romeo_> i feel like if i make coffee it will turn into sex
30:00 <alienated\romeo_> i fear like if i make coffee it will turn into sex
30:00 <alienated\romeo_> ...
30:00 <screwss> wtf
30:00 <alienated\romeo_> hi simba
30:00 <screwss> can you repeat it a few more times
30:00 <alienated\romeo_> no
30:00 <simba> i fear like if i make coffee it will turn into sex
30:00 <screwss> alienated\romeo_: simba doesnt like you
30:00 <alienated\romeo_> lol
30:00 <alienated\romeo_> sh you
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> bananas and pandas waged war for many year
30:00 <screwss> alienated\romeo_: i fear you are retarded
30:00 <alienated\romeo_> screwss so
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> untill banana found home in pandas bum
31:00 <screwss> bubble um bum, badaubunausmsubm
31:00 <alienated\romeo_> ?
31:00 <screwss> back to megamanga 
31:00 <simba> screwss how r u going to operate forklifts tomorrow when u have kept urself up this late letting a chatroom know how unhappy u are
31:00 <alienated\romeo_> fat camp 4 all
31:00 <screwss> megamanga: have you ever had to deal with a situation before
31:00 <megamanga> yeah man i do bouncing a well
31:00 <screwss> simba: by driving the forklift into ur house
31:00 <megamanga> i had a cunt try to elbow me in the face first shift i ever did
31:00 <screwss> simba: and also suggesting that maybe you get off your lazy slack ass and pull some of your own weight
31:00 <alienated\romeo_> simba seen much this year?
32:00 <simba> i see everything
32:00 <alienated\romeo_> cool
32:00 <alienated\romeo_> i see some things
32:00 <simba> me 2
32:00 <megamanga> and a junkie chase me with a massive pole
32:00 <megamanga> lolll
32:00 <screwss> i see dead peple
32:00 <screwss> rofl
32:00 <screwss> so you got 2 jobs megamanga ?
32:00 <megamanga> 1 job
32:00 <screwss> ohk
32:00 <megamanga> i do everything though
32:00 <screwss> well thats 1 more than simba 
33:00 <simba> what im a forklift driver
33:00 <megamanga> patrols events static bouncing
33:00 <alienated\romeo_> what if i turn into sex and make it coffee...>> 
33:00 <screwss> alienated\romeo_: shut up
33:00 <alienated\romeo_> hahaha
33:00 <alienated\romeo_> bring it
33:00 <screwss> alienated\romeo_: what if i kick you? oh yeh i know the chan will be nice and quiet
33:00 <simba> wat
34:00 <screwss> huh
34:00 <megamanga> only problem is i get so bored i spend all my money on ebay
34:00 <screwss> megamanga: i got an ebay store, do you need anything
34:00 <simba> i think your factory worker, sub human status is even too low to be an irc op screwss
34:00 <megamanga> i need car parts and gundam and other obscure shit
34:00 <alienated\romeo_> stabitha is cute
34:00 <megamanga> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/KAMEN-RIDER-SUPER-1-VINYL-5-INCH-POPY-JAPAN-/271000288648?pt=US_Action_Figures&hash=item3f18e03d88
34:00 <beehhh> finally me back
35:00 <alienated\romeo_> anyone high?
35:00 <beehhh> parkdale man undersiege with cops
35:00 <beehhh> even thrown a molotov cocktail
35:00 <megamanga> or a gamera figurine?
35:00 <megamanga> GAMERAAAAAAAAAA
35:00 <screwss> megamanga: wow that seller made his account in 1999, hes one of the originals
35:00 <alienated\romeo_> -_-
35:00 <beehhh> indo is in war with aust
36:00 <beehhh> according to bob katter
36:00 <megamanga> that seller has some sick stuff, just found them
36:00 <alienated\romeo_> anyone bloody?
36:00 <beehhh> mt isa got no rain for months
36:00 <beehhh> gillard stopped the beef export to indonasia
36:00 <alienated\romeo_> hi beehhh
37:00 <beehhh> hi m8 whad up
37:00 <alienated\romeo_> i won't be mean like some and say shut up how are you?
37:00 <alienated\romeo_> i need some more snacks
37:00 <alienated\romeo_> playing some music
37:00 <screwss> megamanga: im not selling any manga or car parts unfortunately
37:00 <alienated\romeo_> got heaps of drinks in mind
37:00 <beehhh> dont ask
37:00 <alienated\romeo_> you?
37:00 <megamanga> ah well
37:00 <beehhh> coming to sarawak is a bad step but its natural
38:00 <beehhh> nowhere is safe
38:00 <alienated\romeo_> space is safe
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooo
39:00 <screwss> megamanga: just electronics mostly, atm im tryin to flog black rw cd's/dvd's
39:00 <megamanga> oh i buy them by the 100 lol
39:00 <alienated\romeo_> screwss i have a dvd or twoi can burn
39:00 <alienated\romeo_> ...>>><<<...
39:00 <screwss> alienated\romeo_: clap clap for the handicapp
39:00 <alienated\romeo_> screwss i have a dvd or two i can burn
40:00 <beehhh> what happens when we die
40:00 <beehhh> nothing exists right or something remains
40:00 <alienated\romeo_> you get high
40:00 <beehhh> how high is so high
41:00 <alienated\romeo_> or get low
41:00 <alienated\romeo_> mmm
41:00 <alienated\romeo_> nerdygirl has aids
41:00 <beehhh> i bet
41:00 <alienated\romeo_> hehe
41:00 <beehhh> anal hiv
42:00 <beehhh> shits load to be done in the morning
42:00 <beehhh> try avoiding xmas rush
43:00 <screwss> lol
43:00 <screwss> xmas isnt for another month guys
43:00 <screwss> just reminding
43:00 <megamanga> coulda fooled my bank account
43:00 <alienated\romeo_> screwss you in the air force?
43:00 <screwss> heh.
43:00 <screwss> alienated\romeo_: howd you know
43:00 <alienated\romeo_> hehe
43:00 <alienated\romeo_> dunno
44:00 <screwss> just think of me as like tom cruise
44:00 <alienated\romeo_> holy shitballs
44:00 <alienated\romeo_> im hiugh
44:00 <screwss> well that explains it
44:00 <alienated\romeo_> hehe
44:00 <beehhh> timon
45:00 <alienated\romeo_> gotta cook up my steaks
45:00 <alienated\romeo_> they are frozen though
45:00 <alienated\romeo_> had pancakes for dinner
45:00 <megamanga> spicy rice n chickunnnn
46:00 <alienated\romeo_> spicy sex
47:00 <alienated\romeo_> {___}
47:00 <alienated\romeo_> spicy sex
49:00 <beehhh> can u walk thou
49:00 <alienated\romeo_> _____________________________________
49:00 <alienated\romeo_> NP;
49:00 <alienated\romeo_> ,
49:00 <beehhh> when u set ur mind into the screen body doesnt seem to be very active
50:00 <alienated\romeo_> Music\MP3 Rocket\Friendly - Some Kind of Love Song.mp3
50:00 <alienated\romeo_> rgtt5gt5gt5rgt 5         gh55 tg 4 gy6h          y54tege rt45              65ht
50:00 <alienated\romeo_> i wanna eat codes
51:00 <alienated\romeo_> food just don't do it for me no more
52:00 <beehhh> http://youtu.be/bDIG-C7pnmc
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Buddha - Little Buddha (Buda) (Feb 5, 2007) 3:59 - Category: People and Blogs - 450,819 views - 477 likes (95.8%), 21 dislikes (4.2%)
52:00 <alienated\romeo_> beehh thats som fast writing :P 
52:00 <alienated\romeo_> beehhh thats some fast writing :P 
53:00 <beehhh> nice
53:00 <alienated\romeo_> fast---> Fuel-Shimmer.mp3
54:00 <alienated\romeo_> :>
54:00 <alienated\romeo_> sometimes i have to listen to a song twice in a row
54:00 <alienated\romeo_> guess it's cause i never use shuffle
55:00 <alienated\romeo_> codes
55:00 <alienated\romeo_> x 3
55:00 <alienated\romeo_> x4
55:00 <beehhh> i hate smelly women
55:00 <alienated\romeo_> ahaha
55:00 <alienated\romeo_> no shit
55:00 <beehhh> drink hot water bro
55:00 <beehhh> clean ur breath
55:00 <beehhh> hehe
56:00 <alienated\romeo_> i like the cruel sea
56:00 <alienated\romeo_> i don't know how to use face book
56:00 <alienated\romeo_> but i still like cruel sea
56:00 <alienated\romeo_> .
56:00 <{LeE}> bullshit'
56:00 <alienated\romeo_> yes bullshit
56:00 <beehhh> poor bloke mauled by tiger
57:00 <megamanga> ...
57:00 <alienated\romeo_> lion
57:00 <alienated\romeo_> shark
57:00 <Fluffy> anyone up?
57:00 <alienated\romeo_> i am
57:00 <alienated\romeo_> are you?
57:00 <Fluffy> hi
57:00 <alienated\romeo_> hiya
57:00 <beehhh> http://au.news.yahoo.com/qld/a/20029919/excited-tiger-bit-trainer-qld-zoo/
57:00 <Fluffy> yep I am
58:00 <alienated\romeo_> how was your day?
58:00 <megamanga> i like tits
58:00 <alienated\romeo_> i like money
58:00 <Fluffy> not tobad thanks, had a good night. friends popped over so it was good
58:00 <Fluffy> you?
58:00 <megamanga> i wanked at my work desk till home time
58:00 <megamanga> was good
59:00 <alienated\romeo_> cool yeah just hanging around smoking and watching tv
59:00 <beehhh> women barred me from comming back in
59:00 <Fluffy> anything good on tele?
59:00 <beehhh> cause im circumsized
59:00 <alienated\romeo_> mmm
59:00 <beehhh> they want stiff n strong penis
59:00 <beehhh> sorry i wont fuck
59:00 <alienated\romeo_> i like to wathc Judging Amy
00:00 <alienated\romeo_> i like to watch Judging Amy
00:00 <beehhh> you like to watch judge duty
00:00 <alienated\romeo_> ahaha
00:00 <beehhh> you like to watch judge judy
00:00 <alienated\romeo_> riight
00:00 <Fluffy> I have never really caught judging amy, is it good??
00:00 <alienated\romeo_> yeps
00:00 <beehhh> women want so much thesedays
01:00 <beehhh> they should relese that bloke killed an chinese
01:00 <Fluffy> sounds good 
01:00 <Fluffy> :)
01:00 <beehhh> one chinese = 1billion kids
02:00 <beehhh> they had to do it for balance this planet
02:00 <beehhh> chinese people are damn shifty
02:00 <alienated\romeo_> i love my life
02:00 <alienated\romeo_> floooooooooooooooooooooooood
02:00 <alienated\romeo_> hyperactive
02:00 <Fluffy> really?
02:00 <alienated\romeo_> adhd
02:00 <beehhh> alienated\romeo_ are u perth
02:00 <Fluffy> I wish I couls say the same
02:00 <alienated\romeo_> addhdd
03:00 <alienated\romeo_> yeah
03:00 <beehhh> beehhhddd
03:00 <Fluffy> where are u from romeo??
03:00 <alienated\romeo_> well perth
03:00 <alienated\romeo_> WA
03:00 <alienated\romeo_> got a ps3
03:00 <beehhh> im studying in curtin sarawak
03:00 <Fluffy> sweet
04:00 <alienated\romeo_> ahh
04:00 <alienated\romeo_> yes
04:00 <beehhh> going to be in final year
04:00 <Fluffy> I am from la but working out in singapore
04:00 <beehhh> otherday i wanked to death
04:00 <beehhh> on bed
04:00 <alienated\romeo_> Fluffy seen much in your line of work? 
04:00 <beehhh> woke up with cramps and stomach burn
04:00 <Fluffy> what do you mean?
05:00 <beehhh> dehydrated
05:00 <alienated\romeo_> like do you work?
05:00 <alienated\romeo_> i had a job or two
05:00 <beehhh> asians wont let me come in
05:00 <beehhh> i have to try another way
05:00 <beehhh> greedy bastards
06:00 <beehhh> female are the worse
06:00 <beehhh> wrost
06:00 <alienated\romeo_> im still very much on the weed
06:00 <alienated\romeo_> .
07:00 <beehhh> they want big cock
07:00 <alienated\romeo_> C:\Users\Dave\Music\MP3 Rocket\Fun Lovin' Criminals - Scooby Snacks (MusicVideo).mp3
07:00 <beehhh> one chick from my skool
08:00 <alienated\romeo_> yes
08:00 <alienated\romeo_> ...
08:00 <alienated\romeo_> 1
08:00 <alienated\romeo_> khick
08:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1461843_10151879191738751_1355929608_n.jpg
09:00 <alienated\romeo_> beehhh did you hold her hand?
09:00 <beehhh> yes
09:00 <alienated\romeo_> nice
09:00 <beehhh> i took that photo
09:00 <beehhh> we had sex i analed her
10:00 <alienated\romeo_> did you offer her coffee?
10:00 <beehhh> yes she drinks a lot of them
10:00 <alienated\romeo_> cool
10:00 <beehhh> elina her name
11:00 <beehhh> alienated\romeo_ have u ever kissed a chick before
11:00 <alienated\romeo_> yep
11:00 <beehhh> not slut but a nice chick
11:00 <beehhh> ahhh
11:00 <alienated\romeo_> you?
11:00 <beehhh> yes but in my sleep
11:00 <alienated\romeo_> ahh
12:00 <beehhh> some chinese girls are hot n cute
12:00 <beehhh> those from malaysia
15:00 <beehhh> not worth trying again to re-enter only when i realise life was game and i been played by many
15:00 <alienated\romeo_> deep didgeredoo
16:00 <beehhh> half taken half remain
16:00 <beehhh> feels so good on the otherside
17:00 <beehhh> 3 of my mate done it before
20:00 <beehhh> http://www.organicts.com/images/Robocop-set08.jpg
21:00 <alienated\romeo_> beehhh do you have a .jpeg of yourself?
22:00 <alienated\romeo_> beehhh do you have a .jpeg of yourself with superman?
22:00 <alienated\romeo_> beehhh do you have a .jpeg of yourself with batman?
22:00 <beehhh> no i didnt
22:00 <alienated\romeo_> i c
23:00 <beehhh> http://i.imgur.com/KfMme.jpg
23:00 <johninja> lol you are pasting that randomly again?
24:00 <beehhh> the hunger game catching fire any good
26:00 <beehhh> http://www.cfs.sa.gov.au/custom/files/media/kit_items.jpg
26:00 <Fluffy> yea I liked the movie
27:00 <hackt> Fluffy do you like to garden?
27:00 <Fluffy> garden?
27:00 <Fluffy> like plant stuff
27:00 <hackt> yeah
28:00 <Fluffy> yes and no
28:00 <hackt> ok
28:00 <Fluffy> it depends
28:00 <Fluffy> you?
28:00 <hackt> yep when i have the spare time
28:00 <beehhh> nerdygirl do have survival kit?
28:00 <hackt> aids
28:00 <beehhh> and aids
28:00 <hackt> hehe
29:00 <beehhh> nerdygirl do you like to strip for me beer on the hourse
29:00 <hackt> `/nick alienated\Romeo
29:00 <alienated\Romeo> um
29:00 <alienated\Romeo> i passed out after 2 beers
30:00 <alienated\Romeo> now im gunna see the sunrise  
30:00 <beehhh> on a dancefloor?
30:00 <alienated\Romeo> um
30:00 <alienated\Romeo> yeah sure why not
30:00 <beehhh> you've done nothing wrong
31:00 <alienated\Romeo> so i have some magical beans
32:00 <Fluffy> and whatcha going to do with the beans?
33:00 <alienated\Romeo> eat em
33:00 <alienated\Romeo> make me strong
33:00 <alienated\Romeo> wish i had spinache
33:00 <alienated\Romeo> mmm
34:00 <beehhh> red kydney bean is good
34:00 <beehhh> good for add
35:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/q71/488014_738845766128116_622630058_n.jpg
36:00 <beehhh> http://www.myfoodobsession.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/IMG_51681.jpg
51:00 <{LeE}> is any one awake ???
52:00 <{LeE}> guess not
57:00 <Fluffy> hi
58:00 <Fluffy> sorry was not paying attention on here
58:00 <Fluffy> how are you lee?
58:00 <{LeE}> thats ok dont be sorry 
58:00 <{LeE}> i'm great thanx n u
59:00 <beehhh> http://gagcafe.com/obrazki/59f99381cc93fed7eb79482e1a8f4b64.jpg
02:00 <Fluffy> what are ya doing up?
02:00 <Fluffy> I am just going to play one round of candy crush before heading to bed
03:00 <beehhh> is that good
03:00 <beehhh> does that pay u money
03:00 <fawks> bah
03:00 <fawks> I keep waking up
03:00 <Fluffy> fawks I do that too sometimes
04:00 <Fluffy> rather annoying eh
04:00 <beehhh> weather has changed
04:00 <beehhh> lock urself at home
04:00 <beehhh> its a jungle out there
04:00 <fawks> very annoying 
05:00 <Fluffy> well try to get back to sleep
05:00 <Fluffy> I am out, cya tomorrow
07:00 <{LeE}> fawks i cant even go to sleep
07:00 <{LeE}> im wide awake
11:00 <{LeE}> gooooooooooooooooooooooooodnight
12:00 <beehhh> just cummed goodnite
21:00 <{LeE}> soooooooooooo soooooooo lame
30:00 <AngrymanXL> wow.. Cosentino won Dancing?
30:00 <AngrymanXL> good stuff.
33:00 <AngrymanXL> http://i.imgur.com/jjMZakx.gif
36:00 <BlackDevil> thats a nice dick
36:00 <BlackDevil> Alec Baldwin -- FIRED FROM MSNBC
37:00 <AngrymanXL> what a stupid faggot nigger.
37:00 <AngrymanXL> alec baldwin i.e
49:00 <BlackDevil> Ashton Kutcher, Are You Hiding Pregnant Mila Kunis??
37:00 <Loof> morning cunts :)
38:00 <Loof> lol
53:00 <Analogue_C> oooooooooooooooo,,,,oooooooooooooo
53:00 <Analogue_C> ooo,ooo
54:00 <Analogue_C> \_____/
54:00 <Analogue_C> lol
54:00 <megamanga> tits
54:00 <Analogue_C> net monster m8
54:00 <Analogue_C> lolllllllll
54:00 <Analogue_C> u still at work megas ?
54:00 <megamanga> nah home
54:00 <Analogue_C> cool
54:00 <Loof> http://mobile.news.com.au/business/things-rich-people-do-which-poor-people-dont/story-e6frfm1i-1226768722971
55:00 <Analogue_C> gday loofy
55:00 <Loof> hey shads :)
55:00 <Analogue_C> brb u/l track
55:00 <Loof> nice
56:00 <megamanga> i do all that and im still poor
56:00 <megamanga> well the eat right i dont
11:00 <Loof> same
11:00 <Loof> think i'm naturally cursed though
11:00 <Loof> either that or just a tard lol
11:00 <Loof> everything i try to do
11:00 <Loof> fail
12:00 <Loof> think it's about not giving up though
12:00 <Loof> i dunno
14:00 <Frank> ...
19:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=VmxWYuaG9e0
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Christmas world record: Australian family rig 502,165 lights (Nov 25, 2013) 1:08 - Category: Comedy - 231,948 views - 625 likes (81.2%), 145 dislikes (18.8%)
22:00 <Analogue_C> mornin
21:00 <beehhh> baaa baaa bzzz
21:00 <beehhh> me on water therapy drinking hotr cuppa
24:00 <beehhh> irc cause brain damage
29:00 <beehhh> http://video.news.ninemsn.com.au/
33:00 <beehhh> u guys are all crazy
42:00 <simba> fuck off shimon, faggot
43:00 <beehhh> no you fuck off cuntr
43:00 <simba> lol
44:00 <simba> stop joining this chatroom, commit suicide, cheers
44:00 <beehhh> you die choke on me cock
45:00 <faux> lool
45:00 <beehhh> faux too
45:00 <faux> i hate when i lose my earring in my sleep
45:00 <beehhh> give me a double blowie
45:00 <simba> nobody ever wants to suck on that tiny, dismembered, disfigured penis
45:00 <simba> i guess thats y u r so mad
45:00 <beehhh> i know you do
45:00 <simba> they removed ur clitoris and u r upset about it
46:00 <beehhh> no im not 
46:00 <simba> lolololol
46:00 <simba> yes u r
46:00 <simba> u whine about it every day in chat rooms xD
46:00 <beehhh> im upset cause of dickheads like you think world is under your feet
46:00 <beehhh> all the time?
46:00 <simba> no im pretty sure its your tiny dismembered cock
46:00 <beehhh> I can cause I do
46:00 <Frank> 5SHIT ON WHEELS CUNT
47:00 <simba> the world is under my feet
47:00 <simba> every time i walk
47:00 <Frank> 5SHIT ON WHEELS 
47:00 <simba> you bloody dickhead
47:00 <beehhh> no its not try look from sky above mate
47:00 <simba> STFU shimon
47:00 <beehhh> you dont talk to me
47:00 <Frank> 11BLUE SKY !
47:00 <Frank> YOU KICKED MY DOG TODAY
48:00 <beehhh> lol i didnt
48:00 <Frank> YOU KICKED IT
48:00 <beehhh> i dont even know who is ur dog
48:00 <Frank> YOU LYING.
49:00 <beehhh> ruby used to jump on me and lick my face otherside she whines and crys
49:00 <beehhh> stinky bitch
50:00 <beehhh> later she sleeps on my lap and star snoring with her foots on my legs
50:00 <beehhh> she sure wanna get pat on her forehead
51:00 <beehhh> n on her throat
52:00 <simba> choke and die, beehhh
53:00 <beehhh> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lke5gsYUw71qa55edo1_500.jpg
54:00 <simba> "arguement"
54:00 <beehhh> female horsy are gentle
55:00 <faux> Sea Horse
55:00 <beehhh> i used to know a few from altona paddock
55:00 <faux> See Hoarse
55:00 <simba> u r a faggot
55:00 <beehhh> one white horsy used to come to me i feed her apple over the fance
55:00 <Frank> FENCE
56:00 <beehhh> then she show me her arse
57:00 <beehhh> i touched her
57:00 <simba> stfu shimon
57:00 <simba> for khaleds sake
58:00 <beehhh> is khaled ur new gay partner
59:00 <beehhh> fukc this going town
00:00 <faux> and stay out
01:00 <Adonis> yeah
04:00 <Kelevra> HAPPY BIRTHDAY ^pHANTOM^!!!
06:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=755886481090869&set=vb.616687085010810&type=2&theater
08:00 <simba> Best Fail Vines
08:00 <BlackDevil> --how come you dont post penises faux?
09:00 <simba> how come u dont leave irc
09:00 <Kelevra> lol
09:00 <Kelevra> watch simba, he'll banith yew
09:00 <faux> rofl
09:00 <simba> im not an op
09:00 <Kelevra> watch out*
10:00 <Kelevra> I'm still waking up, so it made sense with the 'out'
10:00 <simba> 14OH
10:00 <Kelevra> 32 here today, what's sa looking like today?
10:00 <simba> that would be a very maurice thing to do i dont think BlackDevil is that bad an op
11:00 <simba> idk might go outside and feel it
11:00 <simba> feel it on my skin
11:00 <Kelevra> he's banned me like 3 time this year for catty remarks
11:00 <Loof> Watching disney cars forthe 999999999, zac knows half the words
11:00 <Kelevra> oh no, don't go outside!
11:00 <simba> i always feel he rises above my Catty Remarks
12:00 <simba> unlike the old police man types who just begged for those opportunities
12:00 <Kelevra> wis he did for me, maybe i'm special
12:00 <Kelevra> wish*
12:00 <simba> u were probably being too real
12:00 <Kelevra> me? never!
13:00 <Loof> Yeah thanks for the brian griffen spoiler blackdevil grrr
13:00 <Skrotus> lol
13:00 <Kelevra> so brian did die hey?
13:00 <Loof> Apparenyly
13:00 <Skrotus> cos everybody watches family guy for the gripping storyline
13:00 <Kelevra> BlackDevil probably lied
13:00 <Kelevra> he use to pull that shit with true blood
13:00 <Loof> Cunt
13:00 <Kelevra> yup
14:00 <Loof> Hows u?
14:00 <simba> did the voice actor die or did they kill off the character or something
14:00 <Kelevra> or he'd watch a week old episode and act like it was new, which would totally fuck me off
14:00 <Skrotus> the character
14:00 <Kelevra> I'm good thanks, hows you? has zac been to the beach yet? todays going to be beach weather!
14:00 <Loof> I liked brian :(
14:00 <Skrotus> I haven't watched it in years
15:00 <Loof> Im awdsome thanks :)
15:00 <Skrotus> but he seemed like a fairly important character
15:00 <Loof> Yeah I cant wait to take him to the beach
15:00 <simba> “The writers of family guy didn’t just kill off one of their creations, they killed off the dog who has lived in our homes for the last 15 years. They killed the dog we all have come to love. They killed American’s dog!”
15:00 <simba> lmao "americans dog"
15:00 <Skrotus> lol
15:00 <Kelevra> Loof he'd have a fricken ball
15:00 <{LeE}> woooooooooooooooot
15:00 <{LeE}> i get to pick up my nephewwwwwwwwwwww
15:00 <{LeE}> :D :P
15:00 <Loof> Bury him in the sand, sandcaxtles :)
16:00 <{LeE}> <3 him heaps
16:00 <{LeE}> fuck off :/
16:00 <Kelevra> the 889 and 888 go to chelsea and edithvale, you should piss off from the wife and take him down and go for a perve
16:00 <{LeE}> oh ur not talking to me
16:00 <Loof> No my son zac lee
16:00 <{LeE}> ohhhh
16:00 <Skrotus> I think it's already beach weather
16:00 <{LeE}> nice one
16:00 <Loof> Not his head just his body
16:00 <Kelevra> nah it'll get hotter Skrotus
16:00 <faux>  rofl
16:00 <{LeE}> lol i typed then read what a dick am i 
17:00 <Loof> Dont stress
17:00 <Skrotus> morning fi
17:00 <Skrotus> zz
17:00 <{LeE}> no stressin here
17:00 <Kelevra> fuuc they've changed edithvale so much
17:00 <Loof> Cool :)
17:00 <{LeE}> hi Skrotus Kelevra Loof faux 
17:00 <Kelevra> fuck*
17:00 <Skrotus> hi
17:00 <Kelevra> hey {LeE} <3
17:00 <{LeE}> <#
17:00 <{LeE}> <3
17:00 <Loof> Hey lee :)
17:00 <{LeE}> Kelevra what u been up  too 
18:00 <Skrotus> it's 28 already that's beach weather
18:00 <{LeE}> havent seen u in yrs ya know lol
18:00 <Kelevra> boring stuff like fluffing my doona like an anal whore lol
18:00 <{LeE}> oh wow lol
18:00 <Kelevra> Skrotus you're so soft
18:00 <{LeE}> mmmmmmmmmmm soft cocks
18:00 <Kelevra> lol
18:00 <{LeE}> :D
18:00 <faux> .
18:00 <Skrotus> :/
18:00 <{LeE}> i need a cock in me 
18:00 <{LeE}> not a soft one tho
19:00 <Kelevra> the thoought of mrdanger burning on a beach arouses me, I suspect if Skrotus' image was burnt into my brain it'd have tth same effect
19:00 <Loof> Yeah I should yotally take zac to the beach now, ffuck dim sim and her "its too hot!"
19:00 <{LeE}> i need a hard raging cock thats throbbing n about too cum every where
19:00 <Kelevra> white uni boys and beaches
19:00 <Loof> Perve would be good
19:00 <{LeE}> lol Kelevra
20:00 <{LeE}> my arm pits are burning
20:00 <Kelevra> Loof all week it should be nice so it's probably best you take him early morning or late arvo but yeah get him on it
20:00 <Skrotus> poor fibry
20:00 <{LeE}> hahahahaha z-lined dont u get it u cant get in here
20:00 <{LeE}> omg
20:00 <Loof> Any tanning tips 4 me mel?
20:00 <Loof> Im so pasty
21:00 <Skrotus> he'll find a host eventually
21:00 <{LeE}> pasty ?
21:00 <Loof> White
21:00 <faux> baby oil
21:00 <faux> coconut oil
21:00 <BlackDevil> spray paint
21:00 <Loof> ?
21:00 <{LeE}> i shall go and run from my fart now man thats over powering
21:00 <Loof> I mean
21:00 <Loof> .
21:00 <{LeE}> wtf have i eatin
22:00 <Kelevra> my tanning tips are shocking, last year it was drink as much beer as you can and sit still, then before that it was oil yourself up until it hurts and now I'm like 'sunscreen' I got burnt so badly last month at mornington beach my ankles swelled to the point I couldn't get out of bed without spraying 'after sun' on my shins
22:00 <Loof> Fuck
22:00 <Skrotus> tan is overrated anyway
22:00 <Kelevra> like a physically couldn't move cause it'd feel like my skin would burst open and it was only on my legs and shins in the front
22:00 <Kelevra> a=I
22:00 <Loof> Qld sun
23:00 <Loof> Killer
23:00 <Kelevra> nah melb
23:00 <Loof> Ah
23:00 <Kelevra> I never got burnt in qld
23:00 <Loof> I see
23:00 <Kelevra> if I did I'd have sooked soo badly, no one to spray me there
25:00 <Loof> the new samsung tablets are octocore
25:00 <Loof> Nice
25:00 <Loof> To buy list
26:00 <{LeE}> i'm off i cant handle this heat in this top omg sweating so badley changing my top then ima fuck off
26:00 <Skrotus> see? beach weather
26:00 <Loof> This house hasnt heated up yet
27:00 <Loof> Still cool inside
27:00 <Kelevra> she's probably hot cause she just had a shower
27:00 <faux> the verdict on Simon Gittany today
27:00 <Skrotus> yeah my place stays cool pretty well
27:00 <faux> hope he gets locked up
27:00 <faux> stupid fuck
27:00 <Skrotus> who's he?
27:00 <simba> did he gittany
27:00 <Loof> What did he do faux.
27:00 <Kelevra> no idea hwo that is, haven't kept up with the news
27:00 <Kelevra> who*
28:00 <faux> the guy who allegedy pushed his gf off their apartment verandah in the city here in sydney
28:00 <faux> stupid leb fuck
28:00 <Skrotus> I see
28:00 <faux> apparently he dstroyed all this evidence of camera footage he had
28:00 <faux> and there a text messags of him threatening her
28:00 <faux> are*
28:00 <simba> hope he is put down
28:00 <faux> its a female judge
28:00 <Skrotus> well destroying evidence is pretty damning I imagine
28:00 <faux> yeah
28:00 <faux> appaently he tried 'saving' her
29:00 <faux> he saying she jumped voluntarily
29:00 <Loof> Would be less anger if it was a woman killing a guy
29:00 <faux> pfft.
29:00 <faux> murder isnt justified by which sex commited it
29:00 <faux> .
29:00 <simba> y would it
29:00 <faux> but anyway theres heaps of evidence that should get him locked up
29:00 <Skrotus> anger shouldn't be a factor in the verdict anyway
29:00 <faux> it started at 10am
30:00 <Loof> Im talking the public
30:00 <phosphatide> Meh.
31:00 <Loof> Soon as its women or children theres an uproar
31:00 <BlackDevil> WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!
31:00 <faux> fuck off back to TMZ
31:00 <Skrotus> I'm sure somebody will
32:00 <simba> i dont think theres much of an uproar about this its just a weird case of a meathead throwing a human off a building
32:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh2sWSVRrmo
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Children (Nov 8, 2008) 0:05 - Category: Comedy - 922,452 views - 1,401 likes (94.9%), 76 dislikes (5.1%)
32:00 <BlackDevil> wtf is tmz?
32:00 <Loof> True simba
32:00 <faux> its  huge here simba
32:00 <Skrotus> google says tmz is a celebrity news website
32:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
33:00 <Loof> For bitches and fags
33:00 <Loof> Celeb news
33:00 <Loof> Wife loves it :(
33:00 <simba> CelEb GoSs
36:00 <Loof> Soy good
36:00 <Skrotus> unless you're allergic to it
36:00 <Loof> Ye
38:00 <Analogue_C> hi
39:00 <Kelevra> I'm confused
39:00 <Analogue_C> u moron
39:00 <Kelevra> go fuck yourself.
39:00 <Analogue_C> lol
39:00 <BlackDevil> LOSTPROPHETS Singer Pleads Guilty To Attempting To Rape Baby
39:00 <BlackDevil> Read more at http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/lostprophets-singer-pleads-guilty-to-attempting-to-rape-a-baby/#T8Eg6vSi6ti2BJ4P.99
39:00 <Kelevra> ew
40:00 <Analogue_C> oh no
40:00 <faux> uh
40:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjKmCxyKmas
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LOSTPROPHETS - Last Train Home (Apr 11, 2008) 4:12 - Category: Music - 6,276,878 views - 28,746 likes (96.3%), 1,112 dislikes (3.7%)
41:00 <BlackDevil> he's aged
41:00 <Skrotus> that happens
43:00 <Kelevra> so he attempted to rape a baby.. I don't want to click the link, it'll make me sick and ansy
44:00 <Loof> Fuck u bd
44:00 <phosphatide> Hah.
45:00 <Loof> Ehy link their music?
45:00 <BlackDevil> ?
45:00 <Loof> Unless gheir ur new fav band now?
45:00 <Fluffy> mornings
45:00 <Skrotus> context
45:00 <BlackDevil> Ian Watkins of the Welsh rock band LOSTPROPHETS has pleaded guilty to 13 sexual offenses
46:00 <Loof> Welsh, no wonder
46:00 <faux> Analogue Chuirch waz here! <3
46:00 <Kelevra> so he's almost at preist status in life
46:00 <Kelevra> isn't josh welsh?
47:00 <simba> yea but he was born in adelaide
47:00 <simba> he just lies about being born there to seem more 'european'
47:00 <Skrotus> I know some welsh ladies
47:00 <Kelevra> why would you lie about being born in such a shitty place lol
48:00 <simba> cos compulsive liars dont know how to stop
48:00 <BlackDevil> pornographic image involving a sex act on an animal
48:00 <Kelevra> I'd lie and say jamica or some shit
48:00 <BlackDevil> Read more at http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/lostprophets-singer-pleads-guilty-to-attempting-to-rape-a-baby/#bQo7VGTrVIWFsOpO.99
48:00 <simba> BlackDevil why do u keep pasting dumb 'news' articles
48:00 <simba> we get it americans do stupid shit every day
48:00 <BlackDevil> because news is dumb
48:00 <BlackDevil> fyi this is from BCC
48:00 <simba> do you want me to make up 50 headlines u can just read if ur bored
49:00 <BlackDevil> BBC
49:00 <BlackDevil> so you can fuck off
49:00 <simba> so what if its BBC
49:00 <Kelevra> attempting to rape a baby isn't something that'd grab my attention
49:00 <simba> does that make it true or something
49:00 <faux> me irl https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=553630038047423&set=vb.490662964344131&type=2&theater
49:00 <simba> because british broadcasting company put it out oh my
49:00 <simba> honestly i can make up some whacky funny sounding news articles for u if u like
49:00 <BlackDevil> simba you watch too much rush limbaugh
50:00 <simba> ?
50:00 <BlackDevil> you sound like a fat ass that talks shit
50:00 <faux> banana pushed apple out of fruit bowl in bizarre act of violence
50:00 <Doodle> looool
50:00 <Doodle> TAKE THAT
51:00 <faux> lmao
51:00 <simba> lol
51:00 <simba> BlackDevil wtf 
51:00 <Kelevra> [11:51:13] <BlackDevil> you sound like a fat ass that talks shit
51:00 <Kelevra> nah that'sAnth0ny
51:00 <Kelevra> llol
51:00 <Kelevra> fkn lag!
51:00 <simba> is that your way of lashing out when your dumb articles are attacked lol
51:00 <faux> idiot american made suicide pact with his best friend after watching Avatar
51:00 <Kelevra> lol avatar made me want to kill myself aswell
51:00 <Doodle> ^^
51:00 <faux> Breaking News: Dr Phil shaved his moustache!
52:00 <simba> idiot american posts crappy nothing articles into irc and expects people to pay attention
52:00 <faux> lol Kelevra i actualy read an article after avatar was released about americans seeking therapy because thye couldnt live in the world in the movie
52:00 <faux> whatver it was called
52:00 <BlackDevil> mila kunis is pregnant
53:00 <Kelevra> LMAO
53:00 <Kelevra> fkn americans
53:00 <faux> Pandora
53:00 <faux> thats it
53:00 <faux> yeah they were seeking therapy cos they couldnt live in pandora.
53:00 <faux> wow.
53:00 <faux> also some an had a heart attack whilst watching it due to 'excitement'
53:00 <faux> ....................
53:00 <faux> :|
53:00 <simba> its the movies fault for making it feel so real
53:00 <simba> !!!!!
53:00 <Kelevra> omfg that's fantical shit
53:00 <faux> i only watched like an hour in
54:00 <faux> and wanted to die
54:00 <Doodle> FANTICAL
54:00 <faux> it was so boring
54:00 <simba> yea i didnt check that shit out
54:00 <Kelevra> Doodle I'm lagging so I cbf correcting everything, if you pick on me I'm cutting off my 35yr old plan to be your once a week fluid exchanging sex rhomp
54:00 <Doodle> looooool
55:00 <Doodle> rhomp
55:00 <Kelevra> YEAH TAKE THAT IN THE FACE HOLE
55:00 <simba> RhomperSthomper
55:00 <Doodle> lolol
55:00 <Kelevra> where is he now?
55:00 <Doodle> dead hopefully
55:00 <Kelevra> maybe he's raging with the bikies
55:00 <simba> hes still here as BlackDevil
55:00 <Kelevra> LOL
56:00 <Kelevra> brb heard a car door
56:00 <Loof> Nivea sent zac a rubber ducky and hes scared of it cause it looks too real lol
56:00 <phosphatide> Heh.
57:00 <Skrotus> avatar sucked
57:00 <Kelevra> fkn need a doorbell
57:00 <Loof> Why must 2 year ols use u as playgound equipment 
57:00 <Kelevra> Loof lmao, is he scared of ducks?
57:00 <Kelevra> take him to springvale and show him the ddead ones in the windows of the resturants
57:00 <Loof> Not hisother less real one
58:00 <Kelevra> then buy him a couple of ducknecks to chew on
58:00 <Loof> Lol mel!
58:00 <Kelevra> I love chewing on duck necks
58:00 <faux> :|
58:00 <faux> i dont think ive had duck necks
58:00 <faux> i like chicken necks
58:00 <Loof> Duck fat is pretty decadent
58:00 <Skrotus> I haven't had any necks
58:00 <Kelevra> I started eating them before I knew they were ducknecks, I'd think they were jerky
58:00 <Kelevra> lol
59:00 <faux> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerkh i ate chicken hearts like a month or so ago
59:00 <Skrotus> I like jerky
59:00 <Skrotus> I don't like solidified animal fat though
59:00 <Kelevra> chicken heart would probably be nicer then liver
59:00 <Kelevra> liver is really dry
59:00 <Loof> Ry sqid jerky mmmm
59:00 <Loof> Try
59:00 <faux> they were kind of tasty until my aunty casually slipped in that they were chicken hearts and i was kinda turned off the fact that like 13 chickens  died for my meal
59:00 <Kelevra> LOL!
59:00 <simba> i heard gummy bears and jellybeans r just pure FAT 
59:00 <simba> made out of animal fats
00:00 <Kelevra> yeah it's pretty good not knowing what you're eating
00:00 <Skrotus> they're not
00:00 <faux> jelly beans > gummi bears
00:00 <faux> wouldnt they be sugar
00:00 <faux> not fat
00:00 <Skrotus> and gelatin
00:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/11/26/potent_greenhouse_gas_emissions_much_higher_than_thought/
00:00 <Loof> Glucose
00:00 <Doodle> gelatine
00:00 <Doodle> boiled bones
00:00 <Doodle> yum
00:00 <simba> of course loaded with sugar and flavours
00:00 <Kelevra> I had octypus when I was about 5 and it took me two hours to even think of eating it cause I thought it'd squirm in my stomach
00:00 <Skrotus> gelatin isn't fat though
00:00 <Doodle> you can buy live tentacles to eat mel
00:00 <Doodle> not in aus obv
00:00 <Skrotus> I find it hilarious that all those lollies have 98% fat free! written on them
01:00 <faux> OCTYPUS
01:00 <Kelevra> you probably could in springvale haha
01:00 <faux> i love octopus ssso much
01:00 <Skrotus> like of course they're 98% fat free, they're 98% sugar
01:00 <Skrotus> mmmm sugar
01:00 <Loof> Dpringvalehas everything thtas feral
01:00 <faux> They are made from corn starch, corn syrup and other proprietary ingredients. The ingredients are mixed and heated in large boilers until syrup is formed. Then the corn is poured into the corn starch coated jelly bean moulds and transferred to a drying room where it is allowed to cool. They are then taken under sprayers where they are showered with the sugar coat and let to dry before the 
01:00 <faux> outer candy coating is put. 
02:00 <faux> "and other proprietary ingredients."
02:00 <faux> lol
02:00 <Kelevra> Loof yeah eeven salmonela
02:00 <Kelevra> lol
02:00 <Loof> Yep lol
02:00 <faux> Jelly beans are made of cornstarch, corn syrup, gelatin and food starch. Other ingredients added are an emulsifier and anti foaming agent such as lecithin, bee's wax 
02:00 <Kelevra> I miss the meat salad rolls from there
02:00 <Loof> That stinky arcade
03:00 <Serenity> mmm jelly beans
03:00 <Loof> Ew
03:00 <Kelevra> yeahhhhh with the live crabs and smelly fish places next to the meat shops
03:00 <Serenity> i love a good jelly bean
03:00 <faux> yuck okhttp://www.upworthy.com/when-they-imagine-clothes-for-models-heres-what-actual-women-would-have-to-look-like-2?c=ufb1
03:00 <faux> http://www.upworthy.com/when-they-imagine-clothes-for-models-heres-what-actual-women-would-have-to-look-like-2?c=ufb1
03:00 <Kelevra> it's so fkn loud in there
03:00 <Loof> Yeah jelly beans rule
03:00 <Skrotus> I got some of those jelly beans with weird flavours
03:00 <Skrotus> some of them are really gross
03:00 <faux> i wana try those
03:00 <Kelevra> you know what fucks me off mostly about springvale
03:00 <Loof> The black ones mmmmm
04:00 <Kelevra> shoe sizes
04:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1385513456780.jpg
04:00 <Kelevra> they think everyone is a midget dwarf there
04:00 <Serenity> jelly bellys?
04:00 <Loof> Fuck yeah mel
04:00 <Loof> Its basically china
04:00 <Skrotus> yeah those
04:00 <Kelevra> I went to like 3 shops and they look at me like I'm obese footed asshole
05:00 <Serenity> theres one thats green speckled and whote
05:00 <Serenity> its effing revolting
05:00 <Serenity> white*
05:00 <Kelevra> 'WE NO HEV YAW SIGH"
05:00 <Skrotus> ask for the clown shoes
05:00 <faux> lol
05:00 <faux> what size shoe are you
06:00 <Loof> Obese footed LOL! 
06:00 <Kelevra> an 8 usually
06:00 <faux> and they dont have 8???????
06:00 <faux> jeez
06:00 <Loof> U foot too fat!
06:00 <simba> fut 2 fat
06:00 <Shadowgate> Loof killed people of laughter
06:00 <Kelevra> yeah they have these tiny little fuckwad shoe heels, they're so pretty but never in real sizes
06:00 <simba> stfu Shadowgate
06:00 <Serenity> i have really slim feet for my fattness
06:00 <Serenity> its weird
06:00 <faux> 7-8 is pretty ave
06:00 <Shadowgate> lol simba
07:00 <Kelevra> faux in summer my feet swell to an 8.5-9 so it varies 
07:00 <Skrotus> lol
07:00 <Loof> Im size 12 no springvale shoes for me
07:00 <Skrotus> greetings British^Meat 
07:00 <faux> im a 7
07:00 <Skrotus> I can never remember my shoe size
07:00 <faux> sometimes 8
07:00 <Kelevra> but yeah theres nothing worse then going shopping there when you've got decent money then having to travel to keysborough and shop at some crap shop like payless shoes or kmart
07:00 <simba> im 12/13 guys buy me some shoes
08:00 <Skrotus> my sandals say they're 41
08:00 <Serenity> i used to be a 9 but the last 2 pairs of shoes ive bought were 8's
08:00 <faux> not even gonna lie kmart has some pretty decent shoes
08:00 <Kelevra> Loof there' that sports r us shop at the plaza that might have trainers in your size, I thik I got a pair of trainers from there that fit me
08:00 <Loof> I get my shoesmonline
08:00 <Serenity> kmart has heaps of cute shoes
08:00 <simba> k mart is actually an ok
08:00 <simba> store.
08:00 <faux> ive bought high heel'd ankle boots that have lasted me like 3 winters now
08:00 <Skrotus> I suspect they all use different standards
08:00 <faux> and they  were only $40
08:00 <Serenity> i got the best flat boots from kmart i love them
08:00 <British^Meat> extended greetings to Skrotus
09:00 <Serenity> TWELVE BUCKS M8
09:00 <Kelevra> I'm taalk about 6 years ago lol, kmart had sfa
09:00 <faux> yeah
09:00 <faux> my uggs from kmart were like $10 and i fucking love them
09:00 <Kelevra> talking*
09:00 <Serenity> i buy everyhting from kmart
09:00 <Serenity> cause im a tight arse
09:00 <faux> yah i love their bonds undies + trackies
09:00 <Loof> Im realoy fussy with my shoes
09:00 <Serenity> and you can go in there with like $20 and leave with half the store
09:00 <Skrotus> I like to shop at large department stores like kmart and target and bigw because the store people leave me alone
09:00 <Kelevra> kmart heredoesn't sell bonds anymore
09:00 <faux> and they open really late
10:00 <Kelevra> they have their own brand
10:00 <faux> like til midnight
10:00 <faux> so you go in and theres not 100000000000000000000 people
10:00 <faux> cos that many opeople make me vomit
10:00 <faux> lol
10:00 <Loof> Dam I smell poo brb
10:00 <Serenity> i buy shirts for ant from kmart for like $2 each
10:00 <faux> shit yourself
10:00 <Loof> Nappy change
10:00 <Serenity> which is good cause he ruins shirts
10:00 <faux> yeah i cant imagine having to buy clothes for kids
10:00 <Loof> Adult diaper :p
10:00 <faux> firstly they ruin shit and secondly they gro
10:00 <faux> w
10:00 <Kelevra> yeah for kids it's a perfect place ot shop
10:00 <faux> bastards
10:00 <Kelevra> to*
11:00 <Serenity> yeah ive had to do like 6 lots of shopping this year for them cause theyve grown out of clothes
11:00 <Serenity> lilys had 4 pairs of shoes
11:00 <faux> eep
11:00 <Serenity> school shoes**
11:00 <Kelevra> holy fuck
11:00 <Kelevra> last time I brought shoes was like..
11:00 <Loof> Kids are sooo expensive man
11:00 <Kelevra> when I was 23
11:00 <Serenity> not at kmart ;D
11:00 <Serenity> hahah
11:00 <Kelevra> and that was heels form ebay
12:00 <Kelevra> from*
12:00 <Skrotus> just give them ponchos until they're finished growing
12:00 <faux> my aunty knows this lady from my cousins school who always brags how she spend $10000000000000 on clothes for her kids from all these fancy stores
12:00 <Serenity> i dont see the point tbh
12:00 <faux> and my aunty is like pfft my kids look 100x better than her and we dont fucking go broke 
12:00 <Loof> What a fool
12:00 <faux> lollll
12:00 <faux> its true though
12:00 <faux> people just love labels
12:00 <simba> Designer brands get you far in life
12:00 <faux> its so gay
12:00 <Skrotus> it's a status thing
12:00 <Loof> Why pay 4 brandnames
12:00 <Serenity> my kids will get the more expensive stuff as teenagers 1. cause they slow down with growing and 2. they might actually appreciate the value of what theyre wearing
12:00 <simba> designer brands landed me in this channel
12:00 <Serenity> kids have no idea
12:00 <faux> i have some friends on facey that take pics when they shop "pradaaaaaa"
12:00 <Kelevra> oh wait I lie this year I got onto that rebel sport 50 buck shoe thing but I saw an old man wearing the same style so it makes me question my taste in everything but yeah I dated anthony so we know I have no taste or standards
13:00 <Kelevra> lol
13:00 <faux> and its only like 1 bag ... ok we get it you saved up for 6 months for a bag
13:00 <faux> move on.
13:00 <Serenity> seriously kmart has some lovely kids clothes
13:00 <simba> teenagers are the worst human beings
13:00 <Serenity> and i can get like 5 outfits for $20 for ant lol
13:00 <Skrotus> I wouldn't keep those friends
14:00 <Kelevra> brandname people on fb shit me
14:00 <faux> i loove kmart pjs
14:00 <faux> in winter omg
14:00 <faux> im so lame
14:00 <Serenity> and kamrt have the preeetttiest girls dresses n stuff
14:00 <faux> a good night would be going to kmart buying amzing new warm psj and snuggling in bed forevs
14:00 <Serenity> for lils age
14:00 <faux> :')
14:00 <Kelevra> Serenity that one who was writing on my wall yesterday, the one who is duck facing it like a dickheadd, she said she spent 3k on an astin martin pram
14:00 <Serenity> rofl what!
14:00 <Serenity> thats so stupid
14:00 <Skrotus> delete
14:00 <Kelevra> yeah, I call bullshit
15:00 <simba> lol
15:00 <Serenity> something a baby is gonna piss and shit on
15:00 <Serenity> and cover in food and spew
15:00 <Kelevra> I bet it's a knock off piece of shit from chinatown
15:00 <faux> yeah called astar fartin
15:00 <FolkDancer> hello to all the ppl in the chan
15:00 <simba> welcome FolkDancer
15:00 <faux> hello person who will pretend they havent been on irc in years and everything is still the same
16:00 <FolkDancer> Thank you simba
16:00 <Kelevra> I really think the girl has some sort of screw loose one minute  she was like 'oh I have this fancy car' next minute she goes 'oh I'm broke' then she set me off totally into a rage by telling me her mum died and I see her fucking mum out at the shops
16:00 <simba> lol faux
16:00 <simba> .
16:00 <Kelevra> I seriously can't believe people like that
16:00 <simba> if she puts everything she thinks on facebook she probably has severe issues
16:00 <faux> wtf
16:00 <faux> why would you lie about a parent dying
16:00 <faux> fuck i hate people
17:00 <Serenity> but its usually poor people that brag about having fancy things
17:00 <Kelevra> well it's all lies and imagine my surprise seeing her mum alive when mines fkn dead, I'm like 'why lie for'
17:00 <Serenity> people that are actually comfortable with their money dont need to brag about what they have and how much it cost
17:00 <Kelevra> like you can say someone is dead to you or something like that, fair enough but saying they died like heart stopped no more is fucking jjut stupid
17:00 <Serenity> you dont see actual rich people walking around with GUESS or kim kardashian handbags
18:00 <simba> if they r content being that much of a piece of shit u dont need to worry about it
18:00 <Kelevra> yeah my dad always said the richest people he knows look like bums
18:00 <Kelevra> and one I met id look like a bum lol
18:00 <Skrotus> well they don't get rich by wasting it on shit
18:00 <Serenity> exactly
19:00 <Serenity> you dont get rich spending money
19:00 <Kelevra> I waste money on shit.. like this week I've wasted about 60 on stuff 
19:00 <Kelevra> junkfood and shitI don't immediately need but really wanted
19:00 <simba> most of my money goes 2 thai food
19:00 <Serenity> god damn id love to sit down and eat about 607 kool fruits
19:00 <faux> kool
19:00 <Kelevra> lol simba you chink
19:00 <Skrotus> yeah I buy mostly stuff I don't need and junkfood and alcohol
19:00 <faux> yum i had thai the other nighttttt
20:00 <Serenity> yes its kool you cunt bucket
20:00 <simba> i so thai
20:00 <faux> satay chicken skewers and prawn rice
20:00 <Skrotus> I had thai last night
20:00 <Skrotus> the curry puffs were good
20:00 <Kelevra> I dunno what a kool fruit is, I presume it's a lolly
20:00 <simba> curry puffes are the best entree ever !!
20:00 <faux> do you guys have thai in a bo
20:00 <faux> bix*
20:00 <faux> BOX.
20:00 <faux> f.
20:00 <simba> wok in a box?
20:00 <faux> nah
20:00 <faux> thai in a box
20:00 <Kelevra> Skrotus I didn't think you drank in all honesty
20:00 <Serenity> data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBxISEhMUExQWFBQXFBgWFxgXGBQVGhUXFxUWFhQYFRoYHCgiGBolHRYVITEhJSkrMC4uFx80ODMsNygtLisBCgoKDg0OGhAQGywkHyQsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLP/AABEIAOEA4QMBEQACEQEDEQH/xAAcAAABBQEBAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAgMEBQYBBwj/xABIEAABAwIEAgcEBgYHCAMAAAABAAIDBBEFEiExQVEGEyJhcYGxBzKRoRRCUnLB8CNDgpKy0SQzNURiouEVJVNjc4OT8Raz0
20:00 <Serenity> v/EABoBAQACAwEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADBAECBQb/xAA8EQACAQMCAwQIBAUEAgMAAAAAAQIDBBESIQUxQRMiUWEUMnGBkaGx8CNC0eEkMzRDUlOSosEV8QZicv/aAAwDAQACEQMRAD8A9xQAgBACAEB5x0l6TYjDNKGBoia+zOwCSLbXJ3432AVGtXnCWOR37W0sp04uTerruZxvTHF37SNHgyMeevyUTu5Lmy76Fw5dH8WSGYrjT9pTc8B1Pw8uJWI3MpvCe5rKnw2G7j9Ts5x0fr3D9qL46N+StdnceP0I41eFv8nyf6kWX/bd7Gpd5SN/Bq591e+jS0VJb+W5J23DOkPl+5xtJjDv70/v/Sn8GqquL03+Z/AO44auVP5fuLdhGMHX6
20:00 <Serenity> W4f9+X/APKnjfqS2bCvOHL+3/xX6iH4NivGreD/ANeby81epQqVY6oy29pn06w/0v8AjESzBcUP97k8fpEyk9HrePzZh31j/pL/AGxGqnDcTjaXGqmcBvlnmJHzWk6VWCy38zaN5YyeOzX+2JDo34g/3aqbzml0+aq+kNdWSutZr+2v9qJ8VHiriA2pkP8A3pPnf58ltCtKctMW8kcriwisygv9qHjRYw3+8vP/AHT5nXh6q32Nfx+ZF6Vw5/k/4jQqsVbp9Ldfl1sV/DXj6LXRW8fmjZz4e/7fyY8K3Gx+uk/egI8deHqt+zufvBpq4X/ivhIG4zjo+u4nvEJ9DusabhdPoNPCn9yD/wCZYw3iDzvEw+O3Ac1H21Uh08If5vm/0OR+0
20:00 <Serenity> jE2uAe2PUgdqJw3Pc4LKr1PIw6HCmtqnz/VHs8LrtBPEA/JXjgPnsLQwCAEAIAQAgBACAEAIDFdI6frTI29tdL7eY+z6qKvbqtFdGXqE9GGZODAp2v+ra+9/wDTf0XPlYVX4F93VPBqKGj6oAkhzu7YeCuWtkqPelu/oc+rW7R4WyJUswcO9XiKKwyHVRaA814njEH2zqPr/wBEiY3TuPdZcfVuCxitZdq1cHT3e5qyPONV2eDyffj05myER7rthkWqxOCM5XyNB5b+Vgo5VYR2bIp1IrmxigipZLlgbffsm3nbmq/o1vVeUvgZVzN8pFvSuY3QAD8+is06MKaxBYNJuUt2zKY/iD3vfGw2AOpG5KiqybeEdK2pxjFSkZKrcR+fzp6qv
20:00 <Serenity> g6WpYLzozijr9WSSOF9wfzw4K1QnvpZQu6KcdaNbhwDn67Afn/2rE+Ry5PYr54Q0kHcH/0f5BcXllPmUmjPVzO2CbgZvM662/E8FEueSF8z2+D3W/dHouui6OLIBACAEAIAQAgBACAEBmKyG8j7b5vHX+foufdcSjRloisy+9vaWovuoYdSn8/nb1VanxSrzlFNeQyNFrhp+e/88F2aFeNaOqP/AKM7DbgpjI3USdkDlsvJcfozi1L8r+TGOpHY/VebaMk6KRT0amlmBNRKL7r23CqDhT1yW8voYRWYxI/q/wBGct768bcSOQ71ZvKrhHC5sgrzcY7GHmpCCb6+FySVyE9znMk4NO5jw6+n4c/D1ViEnF5RmLaeTXtqgdQbj8/Ndym9c
20:00 <Serenity> Uy/GWVkz1Z2ZXnmb68Qfw9VTqLTJnXpd+mjP4o0l2bhfbj/AO+7goWy3BYjgm9HXBribX0+H+nMqWiszRXuv5ZraOoLe7b/AE8+QXRlHJx2WL6cTDsm0liM3DvF/Uqhc2qnutmRThkrqnBpW5S5otca3FjbiRwbybx4qlG1q5xgg7Nnp8Ww8B6LoE4pACAEAIAQAgBACAEAIDO1TMsjjzJXiL7VC4m2upZjuh2KVSW95pMNHJGg/n86eq7vC6uuckvAIqcZnEbbgXcdht5k/iutUqaEWKNJ1H5FfhlX1pyuAB7tiPA7dw3WmqNZOE1lM3rUdG6LQYQxwvctPkdfzuuVU4BbyeYtry2aKjm0SKfDWt+tfx/kpbbgttQlq3k/P9DDlJjFX
20:00 <Serenity> TsDrnU9+2n4cz5LsozFvBBlYJCe7u1sdrDh3Dgql7TzFMirx2KbEsOblNmgfiO7u5niVzKkUllFScdjIVjXNdbX87efdwWFIhLyildkaO5ehto6aSTOhTjiKROrKdsrGB1w4bOG/gRx8FipSUyxRrypPbkQT0RkeMxlaGgHgR4+XM8dlVdu88y5/wCQjj1SxosMEEZPAWubalx93s8/st4blWKcI0/aVKtaVV7jMdW6/uC2o0P7wB4/4n+QUqkzTQWtPXFm4PDS37rQOHgtsJmriM1WLF725iPe015HXXkOJWVFJDGD02PYeAVIhFIAQAgBACAEAIAQAgBAUVXKMzm8iql5YQuYYez8SxHkhuNo+0B5XXEX/wAdnn+Zt7P3DY+apjRbd
20:00 <Serenity> d+0soW0NMPe3zZphsq8Sa14FyBbYm1vNWKlPUuZYo1HBkTD6OJrg/rGudqAGkaE7nxUVKmovLZLXrTnHSotE81VhcAnwI8lawU8ESbE97Eg+PxWVEzgr5cTOpdtvc7d3kFlpRWTKRAwvpNE2W1rh2h7wfW6qSvKEu7kilWg9i4kjhkuA5zeYy38PIclHUslJd14+ZrOllbFZi+EwRszWL3HbhbmbbrahZRg8vc0hRWdympWvkcMkZAHHe/edPkubPiNZT1J+7odmNvSjHvPcmwz5ZNW3G2+oHHWy9FB64KXisnOlHDaLierjIsHjQXta1yNrC2oHALCizCiZvE8cYHdW4Sgb8rh3vHfc81pKLySxhlZJODVHWElkZIA7jt7ulrWHALPI
20:00 <Skrotus> lol
20:00 <Kelevra> =\
20:00 <simba> lmbo
20:00 <British^Meat> noob
21:00 <Serenity> ummm
21:00 <Serenity> LOL
21:00 <Serenity> sorry
21:00 <Skrotus> I drink far too much Kelevra 
21:00 <ShadowLurker> oops
21:00 <British^Meat> RUINING AUSTNET
21:00 <ShadowLurker> paste a picture next time why dont ya
21:00 <Serenity> http://www.aussiefoodmart.com/88-140-large/allens-kool-fruits-lollies-220g.jpg
21:00 <Kelevra> Skrotus what do you drink?
21:00 <simba> kool
21:00 <Skrotus> mostly bourbon
21:00 <Kelevra> ewk
21:00 <Kelevra> brb
22:00 <Serenity> http://www.chocolatefish.com.au/shopper/img/017977_129934683368307500_04.jpg
22:00 <Skrotus> I liked them better when they came in a tin
22:00 <Serenity> yessssssss
22:00 <Serenity> somehow they tasted better
23:00 <faux> i miss gob stoppers
26:00 <simba> Skrotus what dso u SMOKE
26:00 <Skrotus> I don't
27:00 <simba> which ones should i wear tonight http://24.media.tumblr.com/9bb333f76f5dd4bb1e83f68a5b4f4e4f/tumblr_mwqz4l8i8A1qdubc7o1_500.jpg
28:00 <British^Meat> When you smoke crack Skrotus, how much gives you a buzz?
28:00 <Skrotus> uhh I dunno
28:00 <Skrotus> 3 kilos
28:00 <Loof> Ok im reoading!
29:00 <Loof> Scarface cocaine scene
29:00 <Serenity> everyone does drugs -Pieter
30:00 <simba> cant argue with that 
30:00 <Loof> Only true thing pietervever said
30:00 <Serenity> god why does he keep trying
30:00 <simba> i still seem to buy new clothes and they become my new best clothes
30:00 <Serenity> i dont think its true at all lol
31:00 <Serenity> not everyone does drugs
31:00 <simba> i guess that is natural
31:00 <Loof> Aspirin?
31:00 <Skrotus> I have some shirts that are 10 years old
31:00 <Skrotus> that I still wear
31:00 <simba> most people operate on drugs .. coffee, tea, coca cola, chocolate 
31:00 <simba> drugs
31:00 <Loof> Alcohol
31:00 <Serenity> honestly loof i know about 3 people who dont take anything like that
31:00 <Loof> Cool
31:00 <Skrotus> well most people do take some sort of drug if you want to be pedantic about it
31:00 <Serenity> dont drink tea or coffee or anything either
32:00 <Serenity> super health nuts
32:00 <simba> lol about 3
32:00 <Frank> 3 is alot
32:00 <Skrotus> but most of us manage not to turn in to Pieter 
33:00 <Serenity> well hes talking about hard drugs. not coffee or chocolate
35:00 <Frank> coca cola and chocolate yuk
35:00 <Serenity> how dare you! chocolate is amazing
35:00 <Serenity> but i agree coca cola is disgusting
36:00 <Skrotus> I loke coca cola with my bourbon
36:00 <Skrotus> it just goes really well
36:00 <Serenity> i prefer LA ice with bourbon
36:00 <Serenity> tastes more like the syrup at the pub
36:00 <Frank> i would rather mix it with up&go
37:00 <Loof> i prefer scotch
37:00 <Serenity> i prefer tequila
37:00 <Loof> the clear spirits are better for u
37:00 <Skrotus> it's all evil
37:00 <Serenity> i dont drink anything anymore tbh
37:00 <simba> chocolate is a gateway drug
37:00 <Loof> lol simba
37:00 <simba> sugar is the real killer
37:00 <Frank> you cant even get real spirits
38:00 <Skrotus> sure you can
38:00 <Loof> http://mobile.news.com.au/business/things-rich-people-do-which-poor-people-dont/story-e6frfm1i-1226768722971
38:00 <Frank> spirits dont even get me drunk
39:00 <Loof> then u my friend have a drinking problem
39:00 <Frank> especailly when u mix them with poofy coca cola and that
39:00 <Serenity> lol dont watch big brother
39:00 <simba> what about regular coca cola
39:00 <simba> just dont buy the poofy kind
39:00 <Frank> it is all the poofy kind
40:00 <Skrotus> is that coke zero?
40:00 <Frank> coke lol more like cancer
40:00 <Serenity> i have some sugar free lemonade
40:00 <Skrotus> alcohol is more likely to give you cancer than coke
40:00 <simba> real men poison themselves with straight up spirits 
40:00 <Skrotus> though I'm not sure by how much
40:00 <Skrotus> well I'm a part time real man
40:00 <Frank> Skrotus, how so ?
41:00 <Frank> show me facts that wine is bad for you
41:00 <Frank> 2 glasses a day
41:00 <Skrotus> lol
41:00 <Serenity> its 1 glass a day
41:00 <Frank> how big is the glass ?
41:00 <Loof> http://rossa.typepad.com/in_transit/2005/07/coke_zero_the_n.html
41:00 <Serenity> and wine makes you feel pretty shit
41:00 <Skrotus> they recommend 1 glass a day and while it has some positives it still has all the negatives that go along with alcohol
41:00 <Loof> Coke Zero: The New Antidepressant?
41:00 <Serenity> 1 glass of wine is 120ml i think
41:00 <Skrotus> it's more than that surely :o
42:00 <Frank> wine is a real drink
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> red wine is good for you
42:00 <Serenity> red wine 100ml is 1 standard drink
42:00 <Frank> yes
42:00 <Loof> only a tiny bit but
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> nothing wrong with having a couple of glasses a day
42:00 <simba> yep its good to drink every day
42:00 <simba> its healthy
42:00 <Frank> maybe for a woman it is a standard drink
42:00 <Loof> lol
42:00 <Serenity> white wine 100ml is 0.9 standard drinks
43:00 <Skrotus> I see
43:00 <Frank> men can handle more alcohol than women
43:00 <faux> mm
43:00 <Loof> alcohol and me dont mix
43:00 <Serenity> checked my rsa
43:00 <Loof> i just get angry and horny
43:00 <Loof> like an animal
43:00 <Skrotus> I did a RSA but it was a long time ago
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk alcohol on a warm as fk day like today
43:00 <Skrotus> and I haven't actually used it
43:00 <Serenity> i did mine a few months ago
43:00 <simba> alcohol does bring the animal out 
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have a devil inside me
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> oops fkd that quote
44:00 <Frank> i inject wine
44:00 <Kelevra> lol
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> was gonna quote hangover 2
44:00 <Serenity> tequila brings my skank out.. does that count
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> "It's true he has a demon inside him"
44:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker got me a bottle
44:00 <Skrotus> :/
45:00 <simba> hehe the Hangover. what a Modern Classic.
45:00 <Serenity> i think hes trying to take advantage
45:00 <Skrotus> I tend to drink too much when I have a bottle
45:00 <Serenity> thats the idea
45:00 <Serenity> lol
45:00 <Kelevra> vodka makes me hyper drunk for some reason
45:00 <Kelevra> and i'll never touch bundy
46:00 <Kelevra> especially premixed
46:00 <Loof> gin n juice mmmm
46:00 <Serenity> bundy is donkey piss
46:00 <Skrotus> bundy premixes are disgusting
46:00 <Loof> crunk ftw
47:00 <Loof> op bundy
47:00 <Loof> spewed on that many times
47:00 <Skrotus> wild turkey rare breed mmmm
47:00 <Loof> wild turkey is the shittest spirit around
47:00 <Skrotus> it's my favourite
47:00 <Loof> it's for bogan women
47:00 <Loof> k
47:00 <simba> bridget von hammersmark
47:00 <Loof> i like some girly drinks too
47:00 <Loof> have to admit
48:00 <Loof> eg coronas
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bring your Aussault Rifle to work day.
48:00 <simba> whats girly about a corona
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 gta
48:00 <Skrotus> I have nfi
48:00 <Loof> dunno simba, wish they weren't i love em
48:00 <Frank> corona is cat piss
48:00 <simba> let me answer: nothing. there is nothing girly about them
48:00 <Loof> maybe i'm mistaken
48:00 <Loof> cool as
49:00 <Skrotus> cruisers are girly
49:00 <Skrotus> I won't buy them, but I'll drink them
49:00 <simba> i bet that stigma came from something really dumb like "dark bottles are for guys clear bottles for girls"
49:00 <Skrotus> they just taste like soft drink
49:00 <simba> i drink water all the time
49:00 <Frank> povo drinks
50:00 <Skrotus> water is okay
50:00 <Serenity> how are coronas girly? its beer?
50:00 <Serenity> girls dont even like beer god..
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba did u go around in gta wearing any masks?
50:00 <Skrotus> well some do
50:00 <Serenity> i know skrot lol
50:00 <simba> yep 
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got a brown full skull mask on trevors head
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
50:00 <Serenity> i love a good beer tbh
50:00 <simba> i wear a mask irl
50:00 <Skrotus> I don't
50:00 <Skrotus> but I'll drink it
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> a fugee mask?
52:00 <simba> turn off teh internet
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> brother put down that colt forty-five
56:00 <fawks> PandasDontDrive what have you done today 
56:00 <fawks> besides play GTA
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> only been up like 40 minutes
56:00 <Frank> he had a wank
56:00 <fawks> oh
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> TOOK A PISS HAD A CIGARETTE lol
56:00 <fawks> kewL
56:00 <fawks> I can't sleep in 
57:00 <fawks> not anymore 
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> i go to bed late
57:00 <fawks> I used to be able to sleep til like midday 
57:00 <fawks> so do i
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> ow :(
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea i dont like waking up so late
57:00 <fawks> but I'm always up at like 6-7 
57:00 <fawks> it annoying 
57:00 <fawks> I'll try sleep for an extra hour or so in the morning 
57:00 <Frank> i wake up at 4am
58:00 <simba> same
58:00 <fawks> like today I slept from about 8:30-10
58:00 <fawks> my morning nap lol
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> naps <3
59:00 <fawks> I feel groggy and weird when I sleep during the day 
59:00 <fawks> even afternoon naps I wake up so grumpy 
59:00 <fawks> :/
59:00 <Frank> i sleep with loaded gun under my pillow
59:00 <fawks> ok
59:00 <fawks> attn skr
00:00 <Frank> i have to
00:00 <fawks> ok
00:00 <Frank> a few black people live around here
00:00 <simba> lol
00:00 <simba> theyre probably more scared of the crazy alcoholic white guy who sleeps with a gun
00:00 <simba> .
01:00 <Frank> good
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> do you have a nickname for when ur grumpy
01:00 <Frank> they should be
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> like nana lumps
01:00 <fawks> no
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> ow
01:00 <fawks> i don't have multiple personalities 
01:00 <fawks> just different emotions
01:00 <simba> Lol. Naps. <3
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont think u got my meaning
03:00 <fawks> hugh graaarrnt
03:00 <fawks> hue
04:00 <fawks> Hugh. G. Rection
04:00 <simba> tales of kidd funkadelic
05:00 <fawks> krumpet kidd
05:00 <Serenity> http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/world/20035930/lostprophets-rocker-admits-attempted-baby-rape/
05:00 <Serenity> :|
05:00 <fawks> have you tried popcorners
05:00 <simba> poopcooners
05:00 <simba> No.,
05:00 <fawks> yes BlackDickhead pasted that earlier
05:00 <fawks> v sad
05:00 <fawks> popcorners
05:00 <fawks> try them immediately 
05:00 <fawks> they're popcorn chips
05:00 <simba> i miss pringles
05:00 <Serenity> wtf is wrong with people
06:00 <fawks> The butter ones are the best
06:00 <fawks> but I have sea salt this time
06:00 <fawks> making my mouth THALTY
06:00 <Maurice> Not only him, but wtf is with the mothers
06:00 <Loof> thuck mah thalty thauthage
06:00 <Maurice> Those popcorn chips are yuck
06:00 <Serenity> why arent the mothers being charged =/
07:00 <Serenity> i love green tin pringles
07:00 <Serenity> yum
07:00 <Loof> try wasabi peas mmmm
07:00 <simba> me 2
07:00 <Loof> shove 10 in ur mouth
07:00 <simba> cant even remember the green flavour i just know it owns
07:00 <simba> its not sour cream is it
08:00 <simba> Yes. Of course it is
08:00 <Serenity> yes i think so
08:00 <Serenity> theyre delicious
08:00 <Loof> you cant stop
08:00 <Loof> the ad was right
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Suspect down. Fine work brown unit."
11:00 <Loof> now men go change ur brown undies
12:00 <simba> have u ever heard this band loof
12:00 <Loof> nah i'll trt em
12:00 <simba> i dont think anyone could dislike george carlin when theyre blazed
12:00 <Loof> try
12:00 <BlackDevil> trust them?
12:00 <Loof> cool
12:00 <BlackDevil> i want brownies
12:00 <simba> i want Blackies
12:00 <Serenity> with peanut butter in
16:00 <faux> uh oh
16:00 <faux> maccas starts delivery tonight
16:00 <faux> wonder if it'll be a flop or not
16:00 <Skrotus> lol
16:00 <Skrotus> could be a disaster
16:00 <faux> yeah
16:00 <Serenity> nah it wont think of all the hungry stoners
17:00 <simba> i thought something like that would be big news with people
17:00 <simba> is it happening aus wide
17:00 <faux> i wonder how theyre gonna carry shit though
17:00 <faux> n
17:00 <faux> o
17:00 <Skrotus> I mean a disaster in the sense of a massive obesity epidemic
17:00 <faux> just near my area
17:00 <simba> lots of mugged maccas delivery drivers coming up
17:00 <faux> idk if they accept cash
17:00 <faux> you have to order online
17:00 <faux> through menulog
18:00 <simba> thats nutez
18:00 <faux> http://www.menulog.com.au/mcdonalds-north-parramatta-delivery-starts-27-11-2013
18:00 <simba> what even is cash - people in 2020
18:00 <faux> Gourmet Burger
18:00 <faux> lol.
18:00 <faux> minimum $25 delivery so you either have to be really hungry or order for a family
19:00 <simba> thats so fucked up
19:00 <Serenity> our maccas has this thing where you order through an app then go in and pick it up
19:00 <Serenity> $25 worth of cheese burgers thanks
19:00 <faux> ol
19:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <Maurice> They'll probably still get the order wrong
19:00 <Loof> my maccas lunches cost over $25
19:00 <simba> yea id take that.. the burgers can last years
19:00 <Skrotus> ah okay
19:00 <Skrotus> I thought they'd do it all at once
19:00 <Frank> fat cunt
19:00 <faux> when they had those coupons
19:00 <faux> my friend would go get like 8 burgers
19:00 <faux> and freeze them
19:00 <Skrotus> with their own special macdonalds online ordering system
19:00 <Serenity> ewwwwww
19:00 <faux> he said microwaving them for a minute tastes exactly the same
19:00 <faux> as when they come out fresh from maccas
20:00 <Skrotus> probably does
20:00 <faux> preservatives++++++++++++++++++++
20:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <simba> they last YEARS masn
20:00 <faux> yeah i dont doubt that
20:00 <Skrotus> it's not exactly fresh food
20:00 <simba> its so gross
20:00 <Maurice> My uncle lived up north and there wasn't a maccas, so he'd stock up on cheeseburgers and bigmacs when he was here
20:00 <Maurice> Reheated big mac :/
20:00 <faux> lol.
20:00 <Skrotus> $25 worth of fries please
20:00 <faux> the lettuce ew
20:00 <faux> ew their fries are crap
20:00 <Loof> i love em
20:00 <Loof> so good
21:00 <Serenity> i like their fries
21:00 <faux> they used to be good years ago
21:00 <Serenity> only if theyre fresh though
21:00 <Skrotus> they're mostly pretty good
21:00 <faux> not anymore
21:00 <Skrotus> here at least
21:00 <Frank> i used to work there man the stuff we would do to peoples food if they only knew
21:00 <Skrotus> sometimes there's no salt though
21:00 <simba> like what frank
21:00 <faux> i think a lot of people know, some just dont care
21:00 <Frank> simba, piss, shit on it
21:00 <simba> did u personally put poop in a burger
21:00 <Serenity> lol
21:00 <Serenity> ..
21:00 <Frank> yeah smeared shit on it
22:00 <faux> yeah im sure cooks jjust  dropped their pants in the kitchen and took a dump
22:00 <faux> (Y)
22:00 <Frank> some dog shit i took from outside
22:00 <Skrotus> well as long as it's fresh
22:00 <simba> why do thing
22:00 <faux> why do thing
22:00 <Frank> it was dog shit
22:00 <simba> ive always wanted to present a bowl of dog biscuits to guests
23:00 <Serenity> well i dont know what maccas is like everywhere else. but here. the kitchens are open where everyone can see in
23:00 <Serenity> you'd never get away with shitting in someones food
23:00 <Skrotus> yeah most of them it would be kind of hard to get away with I think
23:00 <Frank> Serenity, you can't see out the back in rooms like freezers etc...
23:00 <Maurice> This is bollocks
23:00 <Maurice> As if someone can't see or smell shit on their food
23:00 <Loof> this guy i used to know rubbed cum into pizza hut pizzas
23:00 <Frank> bullshit
23:00 <simba> i guess thats why they just put the shit straight into the patties these days
23:00 <Frank> no one would be looking
23:00 <Loof> and looked at child porn
24:00 <Serenity> theres cameras in there you know
24:00 <Frank> theres no cameras
24:00 <Loof> he'd have a wank in the toilets then come back with cum in his hands
24:00 <Skrotus> I'm sure there's the occasional glob of spit though
24:00 <Skrotus> but that will happen anywhere
24:00 <Frank> there is cameras in the actual toilet cubicals tho
25:00 <ShadowLurker> Frank sounds like a fuckhead
25:00 <Skrotus> it's pz
25:00 <Loof> that explains that
26:00 <faux> oh
26:00 <Frank> whats wrong?
26:00 <Serenity> how cool the my maccas app
26:00 <Frank> if you upset what they do to your fast food maybe you should cook a real meal yourself oneday you dumb fat shits
26:00 <Serenity> make your order and pay on the app
27:00 <Serenity> go in scan your phone and get your order
27:00 <simba> pz longs for the days where he can just join here as pz and say hello every body and have some users say hello back and he can smile and converse with some strangers on the internet
27:00 <Frank> if you order on the app
27:00 <Frank> they piss and shit 
27:00 <Frank> on ur mcdonalds burgers
27:00 <Serenity> i dont eat the shit anyway so who cares
27:00 <simba> lol u so paranoid
27:00 <Frank> lol who knows what you eat
27:00 <Serenity> ..
27:00 <simba> http://25.media.tumblr.com/119ed74ae11740e16d9678b78633b5aa/tumblr_mtvfx9LytB1rtgzofo1_500.jpg
27:00 <Serenity> good burn dude
27:00 <simba> grandpa!!!!!!
28:00 <Serenity> anyhoo. the app is new unless you still work there youve never used it and have no idea what they do to peoples food
28:00 <simba> pz is about 10 seconds away from revealing how jews shit in every maccas burger before its sent out, top secret stuff guys
28:00 <simba> ITS ALL TEH JEWS
28:00 <simba> when ever ur burger tastes cummy its JEWISH CUM
28:00 <Maurice> He's just wanting to to brag how he once had a job.. at maccas..
28:00 <Serenity> screwss poos on our food?
28:00 <Serenity> :(
30:00 <Skrotus> screwss pooss
30:00 <Frank> its not like they test every bit of food people eat maybe just bits now and then
30:00 <Serenity> theres probably bug shit in the salads
31:00 <Frank> when they do tests it is amazing what is found
31:00 <simba> Frank i think the food industry has progressed a little since 1985 when you spent the summer working at maccas ok
31:00 <ShadowLurker> youd be an expert on that right
31:00 <Frank> some of the mcdonalds so called beef has been found to be total differant origins
31:00 <ShadowLurker> fucking douchebag
31:00 <Serenity> yes theres a difference between trace amounts and someone laying a log in your big mac tho man
31:00 <ShadowLurker> why are you even here
31:00 <simba> calm down ShadowLurker lol
31:00 <ShadowLurker> havnt you knecked yourself yet
32:00 <simba> do u actually only use ur computer when ur angry
32:00 <simba> its weird
32:00 <Serenity> most phone screens are covered in fecal matter
32:00 <ShadowLurker> simba to the rescue
32:00 <ShadowLurker> \o/
32:00 <simba> please remain calm this is not a drill
32:00 <Kelevra> I'd eat maggots out of a corpse anus if I was hungry enough
32:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
32:00 <simba> whyh
33:00 <Skrotus> lol
33:00 <Crowman> since you wear clothes into the toilet, your skin, clothes and shoes will likely have fecal matter on them also and have done so for centuries
33:00 <Serenity> so do your tooth brushes
33:00 <Crowman> we still live
33:00 <Skrotus> a little fecal matter never hurt anyone
33:00 <Frank> Crowman, not if you stay clean
33:00 <Frank> only dirty people have that
33:00 <Crowman> it's not possible to avoid contamination
33:00 <Serenity> unless you go into have a shit naked
33:00 <Serenity> then you have it too
33:00 <simba> i dont brush my teeth because i dont want to give the government direct access to my thoughts
33:00 <Crowman> and dwelling on it is a mental illness
33:00 <Frank> yes it is
33:00 <Frank> i wear a body condom
34:00 <Crowman> jeeezzzz
34:00 <Crowman> roflmao
34:00 <Serenity> fluride simba?
34:00 <simba> just kidding they have the internet for that
34:00 <Skrotus> what you need is a faraday cage
35:00 <simba> Frank chowing down on a maccas burger http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4i5vuoOz11qgnlnoo9_250.gif
35:00 <Kelevra> fuck you all, now I want maccas
35:00 <Skrotus> :/
35:00 <Serenity> gaggg
36:00 <Frank> this one guy i knew
36:00 <Kelevra> I have buns in the kitchen with pink icing and chocolate drops on them, I'll settle for that and deal with the heartburn mmm pink icing
36:00 <Frank> took a shit in the feep fryer at red rooster
36:00 <Frank> then served it upto someone a day later
36:00 <simba> bs
36:00 <Kelevra> my boss put a bandaid in someones chips when I worked at red rooster
36:00 <simba> what year did you work at red rooster
36:00 <Kelevra> the person didn't complain so we figured the person ate it
37:00 <Frank> a used bandaid ?
37:00 <Kelevra> I presume so, I never saw a firstaid box
37:00 <Serenity> you know how sometimes you get splash back with poo
38:00 <Serenity> imagine that with hot oil
38:00 <Serenity> right on the donut
38:00 <faux> .
38:00 <Loof> lol
38:00 <faux> why are we imagingin this
38:00 <faux> imagining
38:00 <Kelevra> yeah it'd be fairly hard to shit in a deep fryer
38:00 <faux> gingin
38:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck that
38:00 <Kelevra> I call bullshit on that one
38:00 <Serenity> cause Frank said he pood in the fryer
38:00 <faux> oh
38:00 <ShadowLurker>  liar
38:00 <faux> i stopped reading
38:00 <faux> what a loser
38:00 <Frank> its true
38:00 <ShadowLurker> he lies about everything
39:00 <Kelevra> you couldn't position yourself over a deep fryer to do such an act..
39:00 <Serenity> wouldnt it like frizzle and shit cause theres a lot of water in poo
39:00 <Frank> yes you can
39:00 <Serenity> and water expands like 34543543x in oil
39:00 <Kelevra> Frank I think you're a liar
39:00 <ShadowLurker> its bullshit
39:00 <faux> seriously he reminds me of a 16 year old if you tell me hes older i wont believe you
40:00 <faux> i just pictuer this little homeless 16 year old at a net cafe arcing up to the owner and bashing people at bus stops
40:00 <ShadowLurker> 12yo makin up stories
40:00 <Frank> some cops came through the drive thru and we served it upto them with their chicken box thing must have thought it was deep fried pineapple
40:00 <faux> .
40:00 <simba> what year did you work at red rooster Frank?
40:00 <Frank> 2002
40:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck here we gi
40:00 <ShadowLurker> go
40:00 <faux> if your shit looks like pineapple you need to see a doctor
40:00 <simba> here we gi
40:00 <Kelevra> [13:40:39] <Frank> some cops came through the drive thru and we served it upto them with their chicken box thing must have thought it was deep fried pineapple
40:00 <Frank> it was deep fried
40:00 <Kelevra> you just confirmed you're a liar
40:00 <Frank> fine dont believe me
41:00 <simba> lmao
41:00 <ShadowLurker> stop trying to bait simba
41:00 <Serenity> that would smell
41:00 <Serenity> sooo bad
41:00 <simba> they mustve thought it was deep fried pineapple
41:00 <ShadowLurker> youre no good at it
41:00 <faux> um wot
41:00 <Frank> even after we served it upto them 
41:00 <Kelevra> I won't.. I've worked around deep fryers and even worked at springvale south red rooster as my first job
41:00 <Frank> yeh
41:00 <Serenity> be like
41:00 <Serenity> exploded poo everywhere
41:00 <Frank> imagine how dirty the deep fryer would be
41:00 <Frank> i mean that is filthy
41:00 <Kelevra> I know you're a fucking liar cause I know the set up and they haven't changed the style of deep fryers they use
41:00 <ShadowLurker> imagine if pz died
42:00 <simba> the half an hour every three days where ShadowLurker comes to the computer to let us all know how mad he is
42:00 <faux> lol
42:00 <ShadowLurker> lol @ simba
42:00 <ShadowLurker> you havnt a clue mate
42:00 <simba> have you ever typed "how are you" in your entire life
42:00 <simba> have you ever greeted somebody before
42:00 <Kelevra> he asks Serenity's vagina that nightly
42:00 <ShadowLurker> this chan isnt the entire od austnet
42:00 <Serenity> lol Kelevra
42:00 <Serenity> hellooooo
43:00 <Serenity> how do you dooo
43:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
43:00 <simba> do u even smile
43:00 <simba> 4:1)
43:00 <Kelevra> 'how are you' it responds with 'how do you think I feel' then he feels it and thinks
43:00 <ShadowLurker> why u so obsessed with me simba
43:00 <faux> oh god
43:00 <ShadowLurker> im sorry love im married
43:00 <simba> i c
43:00 <faux>  tomorrow is gonna be 32 degz here
43:00 <faux> ew vom
43:00 <Frank> im sure a few places been found their "ice cream" was shit
44:00 <Kelevra> smile though your heart is aching, smile even though it's breaking, when there are clouds in the sky, you'll get by
44:00 <Serenity> yuck faux
44:00 <simba> gr8 tune there
44:00 <Serenity> stay inside
44:00 <Kelevra> faux it's 32 here today, I swear syd and melbs weather is weird!
44:00 <faux> i plan to
44:00 <faux> lol
44:00 <simba> nat king smile
44:00 <faux> what was it like yeseterday mel
44:00 <faux> 26?
44:00 <Kelevra> yeah around that
44:00 <faux> cos its  26 here today
44:00 <Serenity> oh
44:00 <faux> maybe we're getting your weather a day late
44:00 <Serenity> its gonna be 33 here today
44:00 <Serenity> rofl
44:00 <Kelevra> the winds must be changing
44:00 <faux> ew
44:00 <faux> :(
45:00 <faux> aircon tiem
45:00 <Kelevra> I so need aircon
45:00 <faux> im glad mum left today
45:00 <faux> she hates the aircon
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> roll with it or get rolled over mutha fuckka
45:00 <faux> tmorrow is aircon weather
45:00 <Serenity> is nearly december i guess
45:00 <ShadowLurker> hey serenity how do you do
45:00 <Kelevra> where does she travel from? does she only stay for a couple of days?
45:00 <faux> shes so funny she'll sit outside in 33 degree heat and complain about how hot it is and think she's goin throguh menopause
45:00 <Loof> 30° lovin it :)
45:00 <faux> im like ITS 33 DEGRES OF COURSE YOURE HOT YOURE SITTING IN THE SUN
46:00 <faux> then she splashes her self with water and goes ah thats better
46:00 <faux> .........................
46:00 <faux> lol
46:00 <Kelevra> menopause is when you should hide from her
46:00 <faux> they fly up from tassy mel and usually stay 5-7 dyas
46:00 <faux> every 2 months or so
46:00 <faux> but they'll be back in a couple weeks before christmas
46:00 <Kelevra> oh shit no wonder she complains about the weather lol
46:00 <simba> change ur locks imo
46:00 <faux> LOL
47:00 <faux> got the hot water tank cleaned and fixed thi morning
47:00 <faux> the shower pressure is like 10x better
47:00 <Serenity> twoooo fat gentlemen met in a lanee
47:00 <faux> luff
47:00 <Kelevra> fucking christ everytime someone mentions xmas being a few weeks away my mind goes 'omg' this year has flown
47:00 <Serenity> bowed most politely bowed once again
47:00 <faux> yeah its so near
47:00 <Serenity> how do you do
47:00 <Serenity> how do YOU do
47:00 <Serenity> how do you dooo againnn
47:00 <simba> 'omg' 
47:00 <Kelevra> yeah simba, I typed it..
48:00 <simba> same
48:00 <Kelevra> twins
48:00 <simba> ramblin rose
48:00 <Serenity> twinsis
49:00 <Kelevra> kuniva is so hot he called me a poo parrot
49:00 <simba> spread his mobile number around austnet
49:00 <Kelevra> I would if I thought someone would actually call him
50:00 <Kelevra> sadly that's not the case
50:00 <faux> youre uniiiiiiiiinviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
50:00 <faux> something somethiiiiiiiiiing
50:00 <faux> hoooooooo
50:00 <simba> think that they will
50:00 <faux> erkherkherkherkehr
50:00 <Kelevra> you know how earth crushing it is when your number gets pasted around on austnet and no one calls
50:00 <simba> erkh
50:00 <Kelevra> it's almost suicide worthy
50:00 <Loof> pieter is gonna be fucked soon, i have his address now
51:00 <Loof> finally
51:00 <simba> u should send him death threats in the mail
51:00 <faux> roflroflrofl https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1402798313296644&set=vb.236486913157711&type=2&theater
51:00 <Kelevra> dude you could've just asked security outside his flats and asked for it lol
51:00 <Serenity> send him fried poo
51:00 <faux> rofl im crying 
52:00 <faux> best clip evs
52:00 <Kelevra> send him clean needles and bedding
52:00 <faux> rofl
52:00 <faux> imagine
52:00 <faux> "some fresh clothes"
52:00 <Kelevra> maybe some socks and a condom so his next wank video will be abit different
52:00 <Loof> lol
52:00 <Kelevra> 'it's not me in that condom'
52:00 <Kelevra> YOU ALL LIE
53:00 <Kelevra> IM SO SEXY
53:00 <Loof> how bad must these suckers feel after sleeping with him
53:00 <faux> Im so great :P~~~~
53:00 <Serenity> i kind of hope it isnt him
54:00 <faux> yeah but i thikn there are actually girls out ther ewho have given him this ego boost
54:00 <faux> how the fuck is he so cocky its so disgusting
54:00 <Loof> delusion
54:00 <Kelevra> if he never had drugs he'd be goodlooking I reckon in all honesty
54:00 <Serenity> grandiosity
54:00 <Serenity> its a result of drug abuse
54:00 <Loof> lol if ur into 80 year old bodies Kelevra
54:00 <Kelevra> yeah
54:00 <Kelevra> he has that slim cat face look about him
55:00 <Loof> big broken nose
55:00 <Kelevra> and in some pics he looks rapey and weird
55:00 <Serenity> guy smiley
55:00 <simba> rapey
56:00 <Kelevra> even with a shower and rehab he'd still look filthy, it's a shame
56:00 <Loof> he deserves his life
56:00 <Kelevra> you can tell the drugs have ruined his muscles and shit
56:00 <Loof> did it to himself
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> xmas soon!
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> woot
56:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1402444553332020&set=vb.236486913157711&type=2&theater
56:00 <Kelevra> yeah thats it, everyone has a choice in life
57:00 <Loof> he's dealing again, might call the jacks on him
57:00 <simba> lol fuck that video
57:00 <Loof> now i have his address
57:00 <simba> Scared of Babies, Oh my Gad
58:00 <Kelevra> lol I haven't heard that expression in ages
58:00 <Kelevra> 'I got pinched by the jacks'
58:00 <Frank> didn't he finger his cat ?
58:00 <simba> why dont u go rob and bash him Loof
58:00 <simba> he probably has cash 
58:00 <Kelevra> you never bash a junky
58:00 <Loof> i'd be too tempted to film it and show austnet
59:00 <simba> do it
59:00 <simba> whats the worst that could happen
59:00 <Loof> i reakon i could bash him with one arm while i hold my phone
59:00 <Frank> order him some pizzas
59:00 <phosphatide> Oh man...
59:00 <Kelevra> bash him with the phone
59:00 <Loof> then i just blame it on my meds
59:00 <Serenity> send him poo
00:00 <Loof> i just wanna break in and film his apartment
00:00 <Loof> go through his drawers and shit
00:00 <Kelevra> I so should've shit in thewjm's backyard instead of peeing but I imagine my pee killed his grass so HAH
00:00 <Loof> probably get stabbed by a syringe though
00:00 <Kelevra> Loof don't be silly, pieter can't afford drawers
00:00 <Loof> LOL!
00:00 <Kelevra> he has a fit container he keeps his socks and jocks in
01:00 <faux> oh my god :
01:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1402008343375641&set=vb.236486913157711&type=2&theater
01:00 <faux> these little chicks
01:00 <phosphatide> Hahah.
01:00 <phosphatide> Mad.
01:00 <phosphatide> Ugh.
01:00 <faux> thy just th row them in a chute
01:00 <faux> wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffff
02:00 <Loof> tan always makes me look better :)
02:00 <Loof> not good
02:00 <Loof> just better
03:00 <Serenity> i dont think they do that here
04:00 <simba> lol thats such a 'nice' video
04:00 <simba> those chicks are treated like fucking gods
06:00 <simba> GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief
07:00 <Skrotus> lol
07:00 <faux> LOL
07:00 <simba> "Miniature piglets for sale on gumtree. This is going to take ALL of my self control." girls are so funny
07:00 <simba> "Applied for the Bachelor Australia 2014. Got through the first round. Future husband come at me."
07:00 <simba> girls + facebook = comedy
08:00 <faux> god
08:00 <simba> "How do u apply? I went onto the website but couldn't figure it out. Ps I'm serious right now haha"
08:00 <Skrotus> stupid people are everywhere
08:00 <faux> my mum is chatting to me on facebook form the airport
08:00 <faux> ..
08:00 <faux> lol
09:00 <faux> full has her laptop out, why teh heck did they leave so early
09:00 <faux> they probably sensed my excitement
09:00 <simba> lolol
09:00 <faux> ol now i feel bad
09:00 <faux> lol*
10:00 <faux> before she left shes like we'll be back in a couple weeks anyway
10:00 <faux> and im like great
10:00 <faux> and i realised how rude it sounded lol
10:00 <faux> fff
10:00 <faux> im a terrible daughter
10:00 <simba> who cares
10:00 <simba> she needs to know
10:00 <Skrotus> it doesn't make you bad
10:00 <Skrotus> you just need your alone time
11:00 <faux> i know but i only see her like 10 times a year
11:00 <faux> surely i can suck it up
11:00 <faux> oh well
11:00 <faux> omving on
12:00 <faux> If we look at the origins of the term, it's a plural that describes "An intervening substance through which something else is transmitted or carried on." So yes, a painting, drawing, telephone, television, the internet - perhaps even air could be considered a medium for sound? But we are used to thinking of "the media" as the mass media, as in "the media had a field day with that issue". If 
12:00 <faux> we think about the Internet as a medium, what, off the top of your head, would you say are characteristics of it?
12:00 <faux> lol
12:00 <faux> Ah, Yes.
13:00 <Skrotus> I said I'd go back to bendigo once a month when I moved down here, I think I've been maybe 3 times since :/
13:00 <faux> Air
13:00 <simba> the internet is like a dream
14:00 <Skrotus> my dreams aren't that dirty
14:00 <faux> the next module in this unit is "what is the internet"
14:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <faux> COCKS AND CATS
15:00 <Skrotus> lol
16:00 <simba> the internet is our life support
17:00 <faux> i dont think we'd die without it
17:00 <faux> but its convenient
18:00 <Skrotus> I think I might
18:00 <faux> shopping, entertainment, employment, education
19:00 <Serenity> i think people would die without it tbh. if there was no internet the whole world would be in chaos humans are idiots theyd lose their minds
19:00 <Skrotus> well now that we have so many systems built around it for sure
20:00 <Serenity> some air conditioners in shopping malls cant even be turned on without remote access
20:00 <Serenity> food deliveries wouldnt happen
20:00 <Serenity> chemist deliveries wouldnt happen
20:00 <faux> ok maybe i was just talking personally
20:00 <Serenity> fuel deliveries
20:00 <faux> i didnt have the net for about 3 years
20:00 <Skrotus> I wouldn't be able to order pizza and I'd starve
20:00 <faux> dont you own a phone?
20:00 <faux> lol
21:00 <Skrotus> yes but I only use it for the internet on it :P
21:00 <faux> loll
21:00 <faux> id be really fucking bored without it
21:00 <faux> but id get so much other shit done
21:00 <faux> i would paint all day
22:00 <Skrotus> yeah you'd adjust
22:00 <faux> clean my room.
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <Skrotus> it would suck at first though
22:00 <faux> badly
22:00 <Frank> funny how people lay their trust in a pizza delivery guy not to tamper with their food
22:00 <Frank> when it is known what happens
22:00 <Serenity> you're paranoid dude
22:00 <faux> shut up fried poo boy
23:00 <Frank> if that makes you sleep better at night with your black husband
24:00 <simba> lmao
24:00 <simba> u r so fried oncebashed
24:00 <faux> ROFL
24:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1402799823296493&set=vb.236486913157711&type=2&theater
24:00 <Frank> say good bye to white australia
24:00 <faux> LOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOL
24:00 <simba> faux it is all being set up so that we will die without it!!!
24:00 <Serenity> rofl faux!
24:00 <Skrotus> lol
25:00 <faux> lolololol
25:00 <Skrotus> I bet she did that on purpose
25:00 <Serenity> are you ready to jingle your beeeeeeeells
25:00 <faux> her reaction was funny
25:00 <faux> HAHAA
25:00 <faux> ffs
25:00 <faux> simon gittanys thingy is adjourned until 2pm
26:00 <faux> diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie
26:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <faux> wtf
28:00 <faux> my friend got told off by the postie for parking her car in her driveway
28:00 <faux> .....
28:00 <Doodle> what a bitch
29:00 <faux> he says its difficult to go around and he blamed her for almost stacking it off his bike the other day in the rain
29:00 <faux> LOL
29:00 <faux> i would purposely run him over everyday
29:00 <Serenity> . what
29:00 <Serenity> lol
29:00 <simba> that postie is always blaming others for his problems
29:00 <Doodle> well, he could always get off his crotchrocket and WALK
29:00 <Frank> kill him
29:00 <faux> she said "He doesn't like where I park my car in the driveway...the idiot tries to go down the slope in front of the car instead of going behind the car where there is more that enough space...blamed me for almost stacking the bike in the rain the other day"
29:00 <faux> ......................
29:00 <faux> lol
30:00 <faux> UM ITS HER DRIVEWAY YOU CUNT
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <faux> sez what happens if youre relaly smal framed and get pregggers and the baby cant come out cos youre so tiny lol
31:00 <faux> is that even possibly
31:00 <faux> possible
31:00 <Doodle> you split in 2
31:00 <faux> like do they just do a C sectio
31:00 <Doodle> and hatch like an egg
31:00 <faux> n
31:00 <Serenity> if you genuinely cant fit a baby through your pelvis you get a c/sec
31:00 <Doodle> the baby pecks its way out
31:00 <Serenity> but its not nothing to do with your frame
31:00 <Serenity> really tiny women have 10lb babies
31:00 <faux> cos a friend from school had her baby, and shes the smallest thing ive ever seen in my life
31:00 <Doodle> peck peck
31:00 <Doodle> cheep cheep
31:00 <faux> im just wondering how she had it lol
32:00 <simba> the baby is smaller
32:00 <Serenity> probably through her vagina
32:00 <Serenity> lol
32:00 <faux> :(
32:00 <faux> shut up ok
32:00 <faux> shes so small
32:00 <Frank> faux, with a big black cock ?
32:00 <faux> she would break
32:00 <Doodle> vaginas stretch like hot bubblegum on a footpath
32:00 <Doodle> so she'd be right
32:00 <Skrotus> lol
32:00 <Serenity> babies are squishy
32:00 <Serenity> its very rare for a woman to genuinely not be able to fit one through her pelvis
33:00 <Frank> Serenity and ShadowLurker are brother and sister
33:00 <simba> do u think u could jam a baby back inside a woman
33:00 <faux> lolllllllllllllllllllllllll Doodle
33:00 <faux> jesus
33:00 <Serenity> lets try simba
33:00 <Doodle> lol
33:00 <simba> u
33:00 <Skrotus> lol
34:00 <faux> if i paste a pic in here from fb can you get the persons profile like you used to or did they change that
34:00 <faux> ~paranoid~
34:00 <Serenity> you can get the profile from the numbers
34:00 <faux> ok ill notice u
35:00 <Serenity> woah definitely all baby
35:00 <faux> yeah
35:00 <Serenity> she would have been so uncomfortable
36:00 <faux> hes like half her height now and hes like not even a year old lol
36:00 <Serenity> hahahah
36:00 <Serenity> when you're in labour your body produces some hormone that makes your pelvis move apart
36:00 <Serenity> its kinda brutal
36:00 <faux> .
37:00 <faux> yeah
37:00 <faux> ok
37:00 <faux> ty
37:00 <Serenity> hahaha
37:00 <faux> irc has seriously put me off babies for life
37:00 <faux> not even kidding
37:00 <faux> after someone pasted a pic of that chick with her placenta
37:00 <Skrotus> I want to have babies
37:00 <faux> officialy turned off
37:00 <faux> lmao
37:00 <Serenity> rofl
37:00 <faux> imagine squeezin a baby out of your dick
37:00 <Serenity> its not a pleasant experince
37:00 <Serenity> experience
37:00 <Doodle> Skrotus if you keep letting guys fuck you you will have a baby eventually
37:00 <simba> u imagine it
38:00 <Skrotus> my dick isn't designed to squeeze babies out of though
38:00 <faux> Congratulations he's beautiful, can't wait to see him, you cleaver girl xxx
38:00 <faux> so cleaver!
38:00 <Skrotus> well, not designed
38:00 <faux> He's so beautiful, a real angle!
38:00 <faux> angle.
38:00 <simba> meat cleaver
38:00 <faux> LOL
38:00 <Doodle> loool
38:00 <Doodle> he's such acute angle
38:00 <faux> i love baby nostrils
38:00 <Skrotus> a cute angle
38:00 <faux> theyre so small
38:00 <Doodle> ZING
38:00 <Skrotus> heh
39:00 <Doodle> dont be obtuse Skrotus
39:00 <faux> shut up you hypotenuses.
39:00 <faux> ok
39:00 <Doodle> lolol
39:00 <Serenity> i always get annoyed when people say ohh arent you clever. yeah
39:00 <Serenity> i had sex. really thats all i had to do with this
39:00 <Doodle> i just say no shit
39:00 <Skrotus> aren't you clever? no I am
40:00 <Frank> Serenity had sex with her brother
40:00 <faux> what sfor lunch a hole
40:00 <faux> s
40:00 <Doodle> such a nice day
40:00 <Doodle> nothing to do outside
40:00 <Skrotus> I  had a turkish salame gozleme thing
40:00 <Serenity> thinking of making a salad
40:00 <Skrotus> salami
40:00 <faux> salamu alaikum
40:00 <faux> what gozleme
40:00 <faux> what's8
40:00 <Frank> came out a downer
40:00 <Serenity> gozleme is sooo yumm
40:00 <Doodle> its that dude who was always after the smurfs
40:00 <faux> omg can you ban this cunt
40:00 <Skrotus> it's like a pancake pastry thing
41:00 <Serenity> data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBhQQERUUEhMVFBUUFxcXGBUXFRgYGhYYFRYVGBYVFxcXHCceGBkkGRUXHy8gIycpLCwsFR4xNTAqNSYrLCkBCQoKDgwOGg8PGjAkHyQtLC8sKiwpKSwpLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCksLCwsLP/AABEIAKgBKwMBIgACEQEDEQH/xAAcAAACAgMBAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAEBQMGAAECBwj/xABBEAACAQIEBAQDBgUDAgUFAAABAhEAAwQSITEFBkFREyJhcTKBkQdCobHB8BQjUoLRYnLhM1MVQ0Si8RYkkrKz/8QAGgEAA
41:00 <Serenity> gMBAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAgMAAQQFBv/EADMRAAIBAwICCAUEAgMAAAAAAAABAgMRIRIxBEETIlFxgZGh8AUyYbHhQsHR8SOCBhRS/9oADAMBAAIRAxEAPwCI25rWUjaiXSteFXMsaQY613ECpfCrbppVkBK6FYVorAcMuXjCKT69B7mqIbwdoswAr0Hg/DBZt57mgAk+wofgvALeFXPdYSBJY6KI31PSllrmQ8UvZMPP8Nbb4/8AvMOo/wBA6d9+1aqcNOXuIqT7Dzn7YMKBi0uxHjW5Pupj8iB8qoBq/fbTjA2OW2hnwLYU/wC5zmI+mX61574lMcTPpwdg1KpqANUitQ2KsTg1KrmoFapUahaKsE27tGWLjHahLEGnOBw+gaDFVpuU0
41:00 <Serenity> P8AlPhmZwW11+le18ORUQAdBXlHLzGQQIFX3B8S2rTCGlDIKxZgayl+Hxc0WGMVYw7L1E9w1ob1s1CEc1hrLjqu5A9zFDvjR90Fvbb61TaW5aV9iaaic10tzSSPxrf8Yi6kfWkutAYqcgVmqNlovxrNwwND3FDYi0bZg/I9653F8NCvEbCTg8nCtU9q5Q0zWB4ry0qdXh52aNWJIaJcqfxYE0qONAG9BXMcXOVZNdqjXlBZ8EZ3T1B2I4nrG4NK8fgBGdRE9KaYLhPV9+1GXsOIrXwnDcT0jrVpWX/kGpKFtMfMWcBwOXzHc0+Z4oLCGp3atdGpeLkhUlmwo5gs6q3fT9RSeKsHGhNkntr9KrguUFTe65hR2KwGHcfWpVtztr7a1Ym46
41:00 <Serenity> n/cU/2RUR5lAHx/hTrIlxOvCbrfDbc/2kfiaJtcr3D8RVPcyfov+a3iubAPvfUf80k4h9oSLoGWe0yfoKlkVqLTh+XrFrzOS5H9Wi/QfqTWcT5wsYVNCNBoqwKoR4pjcYYs2ng/ffyLr1AOpptwv7OgSHxlzxTvkGiD3G7fOjUX3CZVV3ii5i8ZzBeFm3mTCKZciQrQdifvn8K9ExuLscEwcKAbkZUXqzR+XUmh8ZzHawVvLaUEgQFXQfMjYV5vxvFXMVcNy6xLdOyjsB0FPQCvLLK7jQ964zuczuSzHuTqTSy9hPSrA9k0O2EJNEGV9sKa0bTVYP4EnpXacKmrsTBXraNO1OE4E7IWUzFMbHCdRpTrDYRl0gjN0j8hVaUVZFT4bwV7r
41:00 <Serenity> qk5cxia9MwXDVw1kWmhjG/yonh/JlzQ+CV00LAD9Zp3huT7j+Z7qLHoWn8RVa4R5hKD5IW8HyofMJB9KseA4cWM/CKnw3ALdtpzEnvp+VObGHEbz70CrqTsl9gujtuc4dFXQEE1K1wjp9TW8kaAD6Ur47exAUDD2BcJYBpfJlU7sP6iO2lDOpJLAUYJuwd4k7vHtA/Oh8djLdoTcusB3n/AoDA8tuCzXL905vusVIQz9whZAjSJNSnli28h7t1824LjYdNBoPnVJtxV379AmkngEXH4JmLCbjjuCxB9C2g+tTYjjbgL4VkeYAiWHXSCEmCO1H4bguFsfCltJ6mPzPtRTYq0kSyAHbzKAdJ0Ox0q1CCykU5SZVroxl/QKbA6tIk7bLuOv
41:00 <Serenity> Wj04CXUDEO1yOhgD55QJpzdxaCdQY7ax8hrSjivMDW1BWxcuK0AMBA1nSNW6do9aVJRm9K8hsZSir+oSlyxY0GUQPnFYnNFhjkYgTtmIg+xn0rznjeFxeIcLZw11ywOrBkReoOZ8qxGkGaquI5Q4m10q1q4cpIlVzLI7MBBHrrRQpSW7S7ipzg9rtnuuIwQIzWzI6jePbvQDpIpN9nPCMbh1y4gEL0DGCPSN6umI4cG1XQ9uh/xQ9Ep3wDLqPcomMW+LkH4e9P+EJlAoy7hOjCt2rMUuhwsaUtSRc6rlGwztXJFC4/E9K6W6AJpeGzNNB8R4jo4KEd5A0oXd3yGGCSp31reFWBXNwUdOGikkU3eQHfEo6ntVTNsirgBJoZ+FqTNShDpI
41:00 <Serenity> 55Ek7M8nbkW8P8A1l3/APK2f0rQ5EY/Hir59mUf/qKbhz/U31rec/1N9a1WOfrl2i61yBhhq+e5/vuMf1inGD4ThLA8lpFPcAT9d6Hmth6mm5afaMjjyB5RFQXsQWEs2nbaok2ofHuSI6Uaig4oUYtzcbpHShGsUyGG0ovhnAmxDwPKo+Jjso9up9KJ4WRxXGwc0Vh+ChkJAJboBM1deLYfA8MtK95Wuu2iiMzOesDRUAkST3G50pJh+ebrIXt4S1YTUgs0t1jTy5vaBvSXVk3aEfUaqateX2IOGci37kE28i93YL+Gp/Cpr3BcLhHIu4rM8aWrVrO512BLAT9NjSbH853r8qLxOsZBbZdy3WII0HUbjfUBnyxy2WIL3CANdIHsSVO4O
41:00 <Serenity> sz07aEJVJQzVkl3ZGRpKa6ib78f2FcJxuDBk4TEM8jILjrDZtoW3pO+hmINPsTzlaw6Fnw/hKI1XKWj/aPMfap8DyRbQ/8AVLIRHhwIkQQZHmkQOvb0om3y/gc2Y5LjWyF8zB8pAVVQhiYOgAB17VJVKUlzfiDGEk+QJg+ZbuJScPaYr5dXKqfN0KlpDZdYI6jUTTm9YxFxQB4VrQarmcT1MELOo79aC4tzJbw9tzbCubaklU1bTpC67kCqfgubcZjLjAQEAWBbUktmg5VL5TnAJmYHlOk5ay04xzayX1b/AH/ZGlqStj09+pf8Lw3JPiXC5J0ABUL6DUk/Mmu8dxW1hyBdcJI0DHLO8HX2P0qs2uWb+IKXLl69ZMee3NoiRl1WbUiYn
41:00 <faux> .
41:00 <Skrotus> lol
41:00 <Doodle> fuck youses
41:00 <faux> shes the worst google paster ever
41:00 <BlackDevil> wow fuck off
41:00 <Serenity> ffssssss
41:00 <Serenity> fuck off BlackDevil
41:00 <BlackDevil> she has a mac
41:00 <simba> u BlackDevil
41:00 <BlackDevil> thats why
41:00 <faux> CLICK COPY IMAGE LOCATION
41:00 <Serenity> i do not you sack of shit
42:00 <BlackDevil> she uses IE
42:00 <BlackDevil> lol
42:00 <simba> id rather Serenity do that once an hour if it meant no more BlackDevil
42:00 <Serenity> no
42:00 <Serenity> i dont
42:00 <faux> me 2
42:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Captain & Tenille - Do That To Me One More Time.mp3 (4.45MB 160kbps Stereo 3:53)
42:00 <faux> CANT GET ENOUGH OF YOUR LIFE
42:00 <faux> LOVE.
42:00 <faux> *
42:00 <BlackDevil> me 2 what?
42:00 <faux> wrong song
42:00 <Doodle> lolol
42:00 <Serenity> http://www.sbs.com.au/food/sites/default/files/styles/full/public/Silverbeet-and-feta-gozleme-004060.jpg?itok=ba8dfQoF
42:00 <Serenity> that was the websites fault
42:00 <Serenity> HA
42:00 <Serenity> cunts
43:00 <Doodle> thts not a gozleme
43:00 <Doodle> i told you what a gozleme is
43:00 <Skrotus> that's gargamel Doodle 
43:00 <Serenity> ITS NOT A SMURF
43:00 <Doodle> lol
43:00 <faux> that looks delish
44:00 <faux> did u make it skortus
44:00 <faux> skorttttttttus
44:00 <Serenity> its sooo good
44:00 <Skrotus> no they make it at the preston market
44:00 <Aenima> any gooks wanna chat?
48:00 <simba> fuck off Aenima!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50:00 <faux> omg
50:00 <faux> Lisa Harnum's body did not move as she fell, a witness said. He did not hear her fall, only the sound of her hitting the pavement. ‪#‎Gittany‬
50:00 <faux> 'What the f--k,' #Gittany's partner Rachelle Louise mouths, as Justice McCallum accepts Lisa Harnum was unconscious as she fell.
50:00 <faux> there is nothing implausible about the argument that Lisa Harnum was rendered unconscious before going over the balcony.
50:00 <faux> ''We're now hearing very complicated evidence about body trajectory, and whether Lisa Harnum's body hit any awnings on the way down'
50:00 <simba> doesnt reading about that just upset and depress you
50:00 <faux> 'Hearing now the horrific injuries of Lisa Harnum after she hit the ground. Gittany remains impassive.''
51:00 <faux> piece of shit.
51:00 <faux> yes it does but its reality
51:00 <faux> you cant avoid shit
51:00 <simba> he prob has money and connections and will get off
51:00 <faux> i just wanna see him rot
51:00 <simba> indulging is just pain
53:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1385521962298.jpg
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wow im getting public housing
54:00 <BlackDevil> YEA
54:00 <Skrotus> congrats
54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer bro
54:00 <BlackDevil> lets have a party there
55:00 <BlackDevil> we all bring out laptops and go on IRC
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u wild animals arent coming anywhere near my place
56:00 <BlackDevil> :(
56:00 <Skrotus> I am
56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> vring a slab Skrotus
56:00 <Skrotus> okay
57:00 <phosphatide> How do we all intend to log on using the same IP address?
57:00 <Skrotus> BlackDevil will take care of it
57:00 <simba> we dont 
57:00 <simba> its not really happening so calm down
57:00 <Serenity> mmm salad
58:00 <Skrotus> nap time
59:00 <simba> mmm cum
00:00 <Frank>   ☻
01:00 <phosphatide> Life's biggest questions have to include "which brand of playing cards is the best".
02:00 <Frank> ︻╦╤─   
04:00 <Frank>                          \☻/︻╦╤─   
04:00 <Frank>                           ▌▌              
04:00 <shadsam> hi
05:00 <shadsam> OO
05:00 <shadsam> \/
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
07:00 <Frank> \☻_︻╦╤─   
07:00 <Frank>  ▌▌              
07:00 <Frank> / \
08:00 <BlackDevil> \☻_︻╦╤─   
08:00 <BlackDevil>  ▌▌              
08:00 <BlackDevil>  / \
08:00 <doctor> do he did a dance?
08:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://wordpress.org/plugins/22-social-buttons/screenshots/
08:00 <Frank> \☻_︻╦╤─   
08:00 <Frank>  ▌▌              
08:00 <Frank> _/ \_
11:00 <Analogue_C> http://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-so-many
11:00 <Analogue_C> oo,0
12:00 <Frank> \o_o/  
12:00 <Frank>  ¦¦              
12:00 <Frank> / \ 
12:00 <Frank>   ¦¦              
12:00 <Frank> / \  
15:00 <Analogue_C> `seen simba
15:00 <prowl> Analogue_C, if you can't see simba here right now, you probably need new glasses. ^_^
16:00 <Analogue_C> (o)^(o)
21:00 <Aenima> any guys want a discrete blow job?
22:00 <Shadowgate> lol
23:00 <Analogue_C> ...
23:00 <Analogue_C> `seen pieter
23:00 <prowl> Analogue_C, if you can't see pieter here right now, you probably need new glasses. ^_^
24:00 <Analogue_C> lalala
24:00 <Aenima> `seen Analogue_C
24:00 <prowl> Aenima, please look a bit closer at the memberlist of this channel.
25:00 <Aenima> `seen Pyriel
25:00 <prowl> Aenima, I don't remember seeing Pyriel.
25:00 <Aenima> `seen Sophael
25:00 <prowl> Aenima, Sophael? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember Sophael.
25:00 <Aenima> `seen VENoM
25:00 <prowl> Aenima, VENoM? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember VENoM.
25:00 <Aenima> oh comon prowl
25:00 <Aenima> you dont know any of the old furniture you useless script
25:00 <Analogue_C> `seen theron
25:00 <prowl> Analogue_C, TheRon ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 20 hours 30 minutes ago (26.11. 17:54) stating "Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client" after spending 1 hour 32 minutes there.
25:00 <Aenima> `seen hippychick
25:00 <prowl> Aenima, hippychick? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember hippychick.
25:00 <Aenima> `seen hell_
26:00 <prowl> Aenima, I don't remember seeing hell_.
26:00 <Aenima> `seen stormie
26:00 <prowl> Aenima, I found 2 matches to your query: transporter, stormie. transporter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 3 weeks 1 day 13 hours 30 minutes ago (05.11. 00:55) stating "Quit: " after spending 12 minutes there.
26:00 <Analogue_C> :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
26:00 <Aenima> `seen MARZA
26:00 <prowl> Aenima, MARZA? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember MARZA.
28:00 <simba> who the fux that psycho
28:00 <Analogue_C> nfi dude
29:00 <Analogue_C> some maniac
32:00 <Serenity> pretty sure its that ibiza isiot
32:00 <Serenity> idiot
33:00 <faux> ''Justice McCallum tearing apart the defence argument that it was suicide or attention-seeling behavior. Verdict seems imminent. #gittany''
33:00 <faux> excellent
33:00 <Serenity> what is this
34:00 <faux> simon gittany's court case
34:00 <faux> live rn
34:00 <Serenity> i dont even know what that is
34:00 <Loof> the leb gf thrower
34:00 <faux> hes some leb in sydney who allegedy (definitely) pushed his f off their balcony
35:00 <faux> gf*
35:00 <Serenity> D:
35:00 <Serenity> wow
35:00 <Fluffy> hi guys
35:00 <faux> so happy this judge is female 
35:00 <faux> and has brains.
35:00 <faux> and theres no jury phew
35:00 <Analogue_C>  he charged with murder yet+
35:00 <faux> still going
35:00 <faux> ''McCallum - 'I do not believe she was deranged, and you would have to be deranged to climb over that balcony to get attention.' #gittany''
35:00 <Analogue_C> k
35:00 <Serenity> 15 floors!
36:00 <Serenity> wtf!
36:00 <faux> yeah
36:00 <faux> his defense was that it was suicide
36:00 <Fluffy> what are you guys talking about?
36:00 <faux> but theyve found she was unconscious as she was falling
36:00 <simba> celeb goss
36:00 <faux> i hope he rots in jail
36:00 <faux> its not fucking celeb goss dont be dense ill punch you
36:00 <faux> lol so passionate
36:00 <simba> .
36:00 <simba> saying celeb goss was such an obv joke i am ashamed of you
37:00 <Fluffy> hah
37:00 <faux> i know im just in a zone and im anxy waiting for the verdict
37:00 <faux> #soz
37:00 <Loof> apart from the terrible quality image she supplied for the big salad pic, does this web design look alright? http://i.imgur.com/uil2ukK.jpg
37:00 <BlackDevil> look at this new zealand girl http://www.myfreecams.com/#Forest_nymph
37:00 <simba> it is technically gossip isnt it xD
37:00 <Serenity> The court was told Gittany "berated" his fiancée for looking beautiful and did not want her to associate with her workmates.
37:00 <Serenity> fucking animal
37:00 <faux> yeah
37:00 <faux> you should read some of the texts
37:00 <doctor> yeah looks good loof
37:00 <Loof> k thanks doctor :)
38:00 <simba> emily cooks
38:00 <faux> YAY
38:00 <doctor> aww forest nymphs
38:00 <faux> hes found guilty
38:00 <faux> ROT CUNT
38:00 <doctor> i like nymphs
38:00 <Loof> how many years?
38:00 <faux> dunp yet
38:00 <faux> dunno yet
38:00 <faux> his current gf is screaming at the judge that shes wrong
38:00 <Serenity> when did this happen?
38:00 <faux> rofl she looks like voldemort
38:00 <Serenity> this year?
38:00 <faux> yeah
39:00 <Serenity> and he has a new gf already? spew. as if thats not a guilty person
39:00 <faux> yeah
39:00 <faux> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=w7zq8o&s=5
39:00 <faux> his new mrs
39:00 <faux> voldy
39:00 <Serenity> lolll
39:00 <Serenity> the fact he has a new gf sits wrong with me
39:00 <faux> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=29zrfc&s=5
39:00 <simba> he probably cuts her thighs so it doesnt show 
39:00 <faux> rofl.
39:00 <Serenity> i know people move on etc but yuck
40:00 <faux> i love how twitter is faster than online news sites
40:00 <faux> gg social media
41:00 <Loof> probably more truthful too
41:00 <simba> the people know more than news ltdf
42:00 <Loof> so many boogers, so few nostrils :(
42:00 <Serenity> whats wrong with his mrs anyway
43:00 <Loof> i find her cute
43:00 <Serenity> who the fuck wants to stay with a man accused of murdering his last gf
43:00 <faux> i know
43:00 <faux> cute or not shes a fucking idiot
43:00 <Loof> love is blind
44:00 <Loof> look at lee
44:00 <Serenity> thats not love
44:00 <simba> lool
44:00 <Serenity> thats repugnant
44:00 <faux> lmao
44:00 <Serenity> how long did he get faux?
44:00 <faux> i love sandra sully
44:00 <faux> idk yet im trying to find out
44:00 <Loof> the guys who killed my uncle only got 7 years
45:00 <Loof> bullshit
45:00 <Serenity> you get more for robbing a bank
45:00 <Loof> yep
45:00 <Serenity> human life is disposable. but dont you dare steal money
45:00 <faux> 'Gittany's girlfriend walked out of court. Can still be heard screaming outside. Very little reaction from Gittany himself.''
45:00 <simba> that is exactly it
45:00 <faux> ''Unbelievable scenes. Have been told Harnum's family will give a statement. Justice McCallum spoke for 4.5 hours. #gittany''
46:00 <faux> #Gittany Verdict: guilty. Screaming I the court. "I love you baby" Gittany says to girlfriend. Girlfriend shouting.''
46:00 <Serenity> he must have a big weiner
46:00 <faux> tfeh kess emou i wanna vomit on his face
46:00 <faux> the judge momentarily left the room maybe shes deciding on how long?
46:00 <faux> idk how it works
47:00 <Serenity> maybe she had to pee
47:00 <faux> lolllllllllllll
47:00 <Loof> or smoke a blunt
47:00 <faux> I LOVE YOU BABY
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> beemo you so pregnant, who is the mother
47:00 <faux> WHEN I GET OUT OF JAIL ILL THROW YOU OFF ACLIFF
47:00 <faux> BE WARNED
47:00 <Loof> lol
47:00 <Loof> bounce baby
48:00 <faux> omg
48:00 <faux> Serenity
48:00 <faux> The judge speaks about the moment of Ms Harnum's death, as described by a Japanese student who was standing at a bus stop opposite The Hyde apartments. There was no sound as she fell, just the sound of her hitting the pavement, the student said.
48:00 <faux> He also said he saw a man do a fist pump on the balcony.
48:00 <faux> .....
48:00 <faux> rofl sorry
48:00 <faux> i shouldnt laugh but thats so bad
48:00 <Serenity> ugh yuckkk
48:00 <faux> feral mutt
48:00 <faux> A FIST PUMP SRIOUSLY
48:00 <faux> how leb can yo uget
48:00 <Serenity> ive read a heap pf stuff that is unsure whether she was unconcious as she went over
48:00 <simba> lmao do u think he did that tho
48:00 <Serenity> but seriously id be screaming my balls off
49:00 <faux> why would a jap student make that up
49:00 <faux> lo l
49:00 <simba> to make him sound worse...
49:00 <Serenity> you cant just lie because you feel like it
49:00 <faux> yeah theyre under oath
49:00 <faux> its not like  being interviewed for ddolly magazine
49:00 <Serenity> if youve ever been interviewed by police youre not sitting there thinking .. lol im gonna troll deez idiots
50:00 <simba> the whole thing is a troll!!!!!!
50:00 <faux> 'Gittany's new gf just burst out, lit a cigarette and is standing surrounded by press pack saying nothing after earlier outburst in court.''
51:00 <Serenity> she sounds classy
51:00 <faux> shes in some leb dudes film clip
51:00 <faux> http://www.starnow.com.au/media/192506
51:00 <faux> loo
51:00 <faux> l
52:00 <simba> the new gf?
52:00 <faux> yup
52:00 <Frank> leb?
52:00 <simba> maybe she an actress
52:00 <faux> aspiring model actress pr something
52:00 <simba> that thing about lighting the cig.. lol
53:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP SIMBA
53:00 <simba> whats ur problem
53:00 <simba> kill ya irl
53:00 <Frank> huff leb dong
53:00 <Serenity> ill post pack you sum poo
53:00 <Frank> deep fried
54:00 <Serenity> if you like
54:00 <simba> Serenity is an actor
54:00 <Serenity> ill put it in a chico roll wrapper
54:00 <Frank> put it in ya meat pie
54:00 <Frank> eat shit cunt haha
54:00 <BlackDevil> 96666666
55:00 <Shadowgate> Frank is funny lol
55:00 <faux> rrrrrrofl
55:00 <faux> my friend kills me
55:00 <faux> I spent 6 weeks in the coroner's court for a fraud case 2 years ago trying to get photos of the coroner because he looked like wheres wally.
55:00 <Serenity> lol
56:00 <Loof> why is there a coroner in a fraud case?
56:00 <Loof> ,
56:00 <Loof> .
56:00 <Serenity> maybe someone faked their death.. or something
57:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=de0_1385524865
57:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Meanwhile in Australia .. Almost bitten by deadly snake! (Date: Nov-18-2013, 47 mins ago) - Views: 0 - Played: 493
57:00 <simba> more like lamelink
57:00 <Loof> where's wally pics, cant look away till u find wally
57:00 <faux> ''Rachelle Louise has mascara smudged on her face. Continuing to smoke in centre of press pack, saying nothing but silently filming on phone.''
58:00 <faux> 'A crying Rachelle Louise has returned to the gallery. #Gittany turns to face her. 'Im so sorry,' he says.''
58:00 <faux> lollllllllllllllll
58:00 <faux> Dramatic scenes unfolding still. Rachelle Louise vows not to stop until verdict overturned. 'Its wrong,' she says. #Gittany''
58:00 <Mew> croboi
59:00 <faux> 'Says she can't be silenced and uses judge's words 'act of aggression' to tell off security officer who instructed her to sit down. #Gittany''
59:00 <faux> KLOL
59:00 <Mew> idgi :( whats gittany
00:00 <Serenity> if she keeps going theyll just hold her in contempt lol
00:00 <Serenity> you cant behave like that in a court room
00:00 <faux> roflll this guy
00:00 <faux> @rachellouise OMFG COURT IZ BS NO WAY MY BB DID DAT #LAWISDUM #FKDAPOLICE #CIGGIESCALMMEDOWNLOL
00:00 <simba> u can if ur acting
01:00 <Frank> anyone would wonder what the efuck faux is talking about
01:00 <simba> where wh wh where wh wh where is wally where is wally where where
01:00 <partay> suck shit he's guilty 
01:00 <faux> Serenity sentencing is feb 5
01:00 <faux> .
02:00 <Serenity> oh what
02:00 <Serenity> but he goes to prison in the mean time though yeah
02:00 <faux> nfi
02:00 <Serenity> i think he does
02:00 <ShadowLurker> usually
02:00 <TheRon> i am sick of people coming up to me in the street and going "found him!"
02:00 <faux> good
02:00 <simba> r u more sick of that or looking like wally
02:00 <Serenity> then when hes sentenced they removed the 3 months off his time cuase hes already done it
02:00 <partay> hes
03:00 <faux> areyou kidding
03:00 <faux> thats fucked
03:00 <partay> he's in prison till sentencing
03:00 <Loof> bet he's a spoiled rich wogboy
03:00 <faux> who cares what he is
03:00 <Serenity> any time hes already spent in there will be removed from his sentence
03:00 <faux> he could be a fucking chinese cunt and still be a murderer
03:00 <Serenity> thats how they usually do it
05:00 <Loof> his background matters faux
05:00 <Loof> they take that into account
05:00 <simba> anyone heard this new song "gang nam style" its a hit
05:00 <faux> oh his mrs isnt even leb
05:00 <faux> shes indian
06:00 <faux> After dragging Ms Harnum screaming back into the apartment, Mr Gittany said she sat on the lounge while he went to make a cup of tea before she suddenly ran for the balcony.
06:00 <TheRon> ever noticed that gangnam style looks a lot like the dance fabio did on full frontal
07:00 <simba> no
07:00 <faux> She said Mr Gittany lied about an argument in which he called Ms Harnum a "peacock."
07:00 <faux> lol
07:00 <faux> wtf.
07:00 <faux> why is that relevant to anything
07:00 <Analogue_C> :PPPPPPPPPPP
07:00 <faux> one more time Analogue_C
07:00 <Serenity> o.O
07:00 <faux> for good luck
07:00 <Analogue_C> `aeen shads
07:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4gHNMECx1M
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fabio the most beautiful man in the Cosmos! (Dec 17, 2006) 3:13 - Category: Comedy - 35,742 views - 70 likes (87.5%), 10 dislikes (12.5%)
08:00 <Analogue_C> `seen shads
08:00 <prowl> Analogue_C, I found 3 matches to your query: u_r_frankenstien, shads, [shadzZz]. u_r_frankenstien ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 17 hours 13 minutes ago (26.11. 21:54) stating "Quit: Analogue Chuirch waz here! <3" after spending 8 seconds there.
08:00 <simba> stop abusing `seen you dickhead
08:00 <Analogue_C> stfu fag
08:00 <faux> sez
08:00 <faux> http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/lisa-harnums-death-shocking-and-tragic-judge-tells-simon-gittany-trial-20131127-2y96a.html
08:00 <faux> watch the bottom video
08:00 <Frank> simba sits in here all day telling people off lol
08:00 <Analogue_C> lol frank
08:00 <simba> stfu pz, kill ya irl
09:00 <Frank> takes it to heart
09:00 <Analogue_C> grumpy lil fat cunt simba
09:00 <simba> deeply offended, seeking revenge
09:00 <Analogue_C> lollllllllllllll
09:00 <Analogue_C> pot plant on his face
09:00 <Analogue_C> lol
09:00 <simba> mate just stop abusing the `seen function
09:00 <simba> no need to go haywire
10:00 <Analogue_C> `seen simba
10:00 <prowl> Analogue_C, if you can't see simba here right now, you probably need new glasses. ^_^
10:00 <simba> no thats not doing it right
10:00 <simba> youre doing it wrong
10:00 <Analogue_C> have a cry
10:00 <simba> about what
10:00 <Analogue_C> u stupid
10:00 <Frank> lol have a cry simba
10:00 <Frank> bitch
10:00 <Analogue_C> seen script
10:00 <simba> my stupid seen script? what
11:00 <Analogue_C> dopy cunt fuk off
11:00 <Frank> simba: "stop doin it mate
11:00 <simba> please stop using profanities you are bringing down the channel
11:00 <Frank> simba: "stop doin it mate", "youre fucked" etc.. etc.. all fucken day same bitching
11:00 <Frank> lol
11:00 <Frank> "please stop"
11:00 <Frank> blah blah
11:00 <simba> please stop swearing
11:00 <Frank> you should be a oper mate
11:00 <Frank> you can ban them
11:00 <Frank> please stop
11:00 <Frank> my name is simba and im gay
11:00 <simba> please remain calm
12:00 <Loof> wow Frank is really raging
12:00 <Loof> who is he?
12:00 <TheRon> frank spencer??
12:00 <Analogue_C> yes
12:00 <simba> hes a new gay irc user
12:00 <TheRon> chris?
12:00 <Loof> i see
12:00 <simba> heavily influenced by kanye west and his homoerotic attire
12:00 <Analogue_C> thats simba new gay usa
13:00 <simba> ..no im straight and from australia
13:00 <Analogue_C> n00b
13:00 <simba> im sorry but you were mistaken please apologise
13:00 <Frank> wtf
13:00 <Analogue_C> get fukt im getting bikkies n a cuppa
13:00 <TheRon> simba did you watch fabio??
14:00 <TheRon> he dances right at the end
14:00 <Loof> cuppa good idea brb
14:00 <Analogue_C> simba wanks too much way too much
14:00 <Analogue_C> k
14:00 <simba> i do not
14:00 <simba> stop spreading disinformation throughout the channel
14:00 <simba> you will give people false ideas about me
14:00 <simba> please stop 
14:00 <TheRon> what's considered too much?
14:00 <Serenity> wow thats full on faux
15:00 <Frank> simba, you need help
15:00 <simba> now we've reached the hour of Spliff Politics
15:00 <faux> yea the note in her pocket
15:00 <faux> omg
15:00 <Loof> i cbf defending weed against idiots any more
16:00 <simba> dont
16:00 <simba> let them be idiots
16:00 <Loof> yep
16:00 <Frank> defending weed?
16:00 <Frank> wtf
17:00 <Loof> i wanna play abes oddysee
17:00 <Loof> wish i still had my ps1
17:00 <Loof> emulator i guess
17:00 <simba> medievil
17:00 <Loof> awesome game
17:00 <simba> i think i found a bunch of my old PSX games it had tony hawks skateboa4ding in it
18:00 <Frank> ;/
20:00 <simba> Frank wants the irc handle simba more than anything
20:00 <Loof> tony hawks, awesome
21:00 <Loof> might play some planetside 2 bbl
22:00 <Frank> why would i down grade my IRC experience by taking the nickname of a gay lord named simba who trys his hardest to be a douche and complain about everything people say besides opers cause he wants to lick their balls for ops and keeps the same nickname simba on here for the past 10 years cause he wants to lick balls
22:00 <simba> lmbo
22:00 <simba> why would i down grade my IRC experience
23:00 <simba> can u tell us what the IRC experience of pz is like
23:00 <simba> i complain about the ops more than most things, you should pay more attention if youre going to comment on me
23:00 <Skrotus> what ops?
24:00 <faux> wtf
24:00 <faux> you know how i said next modue is What is the Internet
24:00 <faux> moduel
24:00 <faux> we learn about IRC
24:00 <faux> lol.
24:00 <faux> how awkies
25:00 <Skrotus> you'll be an expert
25:00 <simba> thats exciting
25:00 <Frank> simba, You want to lick the opers balls for ops thats why you keep your same gay lord nickname hakuna matata lion king boy
25:00 <faux> Internet Relay Chat (IRC)
25:00 <faux> IRC is an open protocol developed in the late 1980s that allows a number of users to simultaneoulsy connect to a 'channel' and chat in realtime over the Internet using text. With the widespread useage of Instant Messengers today it is perhaps difficult to appreciate how important and revolutionary this technology was considered at the time of its inception!
25:00 <faux> If you wish to try out IRC, there are clients available for Mac OSX, Windows and Linux. If you are using the Firefox web browser, you can download the Chatzilla plug-in to access IRC channels from within Firefox.
25:00 <faux> oh god.
25:00 <faux> OH GOD.
25:00 <simba> pz why did you capitalise the first letter after the comma, that is so wrong
25:00 <faux> gay lord nickname hakuna matata lion king boy
25:00 <faux> lmao
25:00 <Frank> simba, I don't know and really i don't give a fucking shit hakuna matata lion king gay boy
26:00 <simba> i dont think keeping the same nickname has anything to do with getting ops
26:00 <simba> sorry
26:00 <simba> feel free to try another whacky theory
26:00 <Frank> lol hakuna matata
26:00 <Frank> whatever buddy
26:00 <faux> hakuna matata lion king gay boy
26:00 <faux> hahaha
26:00 <Frank> haha
26:00 <Serenity> it means no worrriessss
26:00 <Skrotus> ha
26:00 <Serenity> for the rest of your dayyssss
26:00 <faux> im laughing at you not with you Frank
26:00 <simba> U lion king fuck
26:00 <faux> u lion king fagot
27:00 <Skrotus> the lion king was alright really
27:00 <simba> " I don't know and really i don't give a fucking shit" best thing pz has ever said
28:00 <Frank> best thing i have ever said ? seriously ?
28:00 <simba> gay lord nickname hakuna matata lion king boy
29:00 <Frank> coo coo 
29:00 <Serenity> im just sitting here smiling at the screen right now.
29:00 <Serenity> thanks guys :')
30:00 <Frank> cuckoo cuckoo
31:00 <simba> <witness> Maurice, simba THEY'RE BOTH UGLY PIECES OF SHIT WITH NO MONEY SO THEY COME ON THIS NETWORK LATE AT NIGHT AND TRY TO ABUSE PEOPLE BUT GET EXPOSED HAHAHAHA WHAT A LOSER SOMEONE GET THIS GUYS IP ADDRESS ILL PERSONALLY GO AROUND WITH A GLOCK 9MM AND PUT FEW .22 CALIBER BULLETS IN THEIR HEADFS FOR CONNECTING TO THIS NETWORK AND MAKING THREATS 
31:00 <simba> that was an absolute classic, mindless, nonsensical pz rage if i ever saw one
32:00 <Frank> yeah simba keep it up and im sure you will be banned.
32:00 <simba> for what
32:00 <Frank> people soon grow tired of gays like you who try to dig their way out of their on dilusional texts
32:00 <simba> i dont think pasting really funny things youve said gets you banned....
32:00 <Frank> i never said that
32:00 <Frank> you did
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <simba> ..are u drunk?
33:00 <Frank> cuckoo cuckoo
33:00 <Frank> simba has really lost the plot today
33:00 <simba> i have plenty more of ur logs, no point denying thats u
33:00 <Frank> haha
34:00 <TheRon> hehehehe.....logs!
34:00 <Shadowgate> simba is an asshole character that we all hate
34:00 <simba> logs like the ones you lied about deep frying at red rooster
34:00 <Frank> what a douche
34:00 <doctor> if you don't want to flood the channel with heckling you don't have to
34:00 <Serenity> wow Shadowgate harsh brother, harsh.
34:00 <TheRon> shadowgate pls!
34:00 <Frank> this channel would be better without you simba
34:00 <ShadowLurker> agreed
35:00 <simba> what would it be like
35:00 <TheRon> simba is so harmless
35:00 <Serenity> sunshine lollipops and rainbows
35:00 <ShadowLurker> bliss
35:00 <Serenity> etc etc
35:00 <Frank> simba, You never used to say anything on IRC but recently you been chatting abit and youve exposed yourself for the rock spider you really are
35:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <simba> how recently have i been chatting
35:00 <ShadowLurker> :o
35:00 <Serenity> thers no kids here?
35:00 <faux> lion king fgt
35:00 <ShadowLurker> looks like frank just called simba a pedo
35:00 <ShadowLurker> tsk tsk
36:00 <simba> ...no he didnt thats probably all in your head
36:00 <Serenity> well he did
36:00 <Serenity> lol.
36:00 <Skrotus> the jews made him do it
36:00 <simba> rock spider?
36:00 <ShadowLurker> what do you think a rock spider is
36:00 <Serenity> a rock spider isnt a breed of spiders.
36:00 <TheRon> rock lobster?
36:00 <simba> ok sorry im not up to date on rape terms guys
36:00 <simba> lmbo
36:00 <doctor> i thought it was a spider who liked to live under rocks
36:00 <Frank> the lion king is a childrens movie so probably right
36:00 <simba> ShadowLurker, the rape expert
36:00 <ShadowLurker> ur an idiot
37:00 <Serenity> it was a term since before most of us were even born.
37:00 <ShadowLurker> mhm
37:00 <TheRon> people are so narky
37:00 <doctor> it's not a very good one
37:00 <ShadowLurker> didnt say it was good
37:00 <Skrotus> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDZy6-fMCw4
37:00 <doctor> yeah i know
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The B52's - Rock Lobster (Mar 16, 2009) 4:18 - Category: People and Blogs - 3,128,153 views - 14,638 likes (97.9%), 321 dislikes (2.1%)
37:00 <Serenity> SNICKERS
37:00 <Serenity> [ SNICKERS ]
37:00 <TheRon> nice skrotus
37:00 <simba> Frank> the lion king is a childrens movie so probably right - i love his brain, its literally as simple as that
38:00 <doctor> i like roam by b52s
38:00 <Skrotus> me too
38:00 <doctor> its about sexy sex
38:00 <Frank> simba, yeah you haven't had your nickname long on this network have you ? *cough* *insert sarcasm* *cough* rock spider *cough*
38:00 <Skrotus> is it?
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <TheRon> i like candy by iggy pop
39:00 <simba> *cough* why r u typing out when u cough *masturbates*
39:00 <doctor> from what i take out of it
39:00 <Skrotus> the redhead lady was attractive back then
39:00 <Serenity> lol
39:00 <Frank> please dont talk about masturbating to me simba
39:00 <Frank> please
39:00 <Frank> i am only 12m
39:00 <Serenity> HERE HAVE A SNICKERS?
39:00 <simba> ok pedo
39:00 <Frank> please stop simba
39:00 <Serenity> becuase you get kinda angry when you're hungry
39:00 <TheRon> masturbating is lovely, it's making love to the one person that loves you the most
39:00 <ShadowLurker> :/
40:00 <Serenity> what if you hate yourself
40:00 <Frank> even better
40:00 <TheRon> you'd be cutting yourself surely
40:00 <Caterpillar> hi simba 
40:00 <Frank> simba used to cut himself
40:00 <Caterpillar> Serenity hi
40:00 <simba> i think reading between the lines pz just wants a regular irc handle he can go by and create new friendships
41:00 <simba> might i suggest "BONE_CRUSHER"
41:00 <Serenity> hi
41:00 <doctor> Killer_Swan
41:00 <simba> Denzel_Huffington
42:00 <Frank> simba_licks_balls
42:00 <simba> do u want this nick is that what this is all about
42:00 <Frank> are you stupid
42:00 <Frank> i just told you before
42:00 <pz> ill swap for u 
43:00 <Frank> you keep using the same nickname 
43:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> you both sound stupid
43:00 <pz> its urs now baby
43:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> :)
43:00 <Frank> err you that pz guy
43:00 <Frank> ban him
43:00 <pz> no seriously take it
43:00 <pz> if itll stop you whining
43:00 <Frank> fuck off pz
43:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> Frank : Kynetics busy sucking me off
43:00 <pz> honestly man take it
43:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> and stebie is licking my balls
43:00 <Caterpillar> Serenity, how is your day going
43:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> so if longie is around, perhaps you may getsome help
43:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> otherwise, good luck.
43:00 <Caterpillar> i jjst flew back from work last night, 7 days off woo hoo
44:00 <doctor> are you going to spend it here with us?
44:00 <Caterpillar> drinking and cranking the stereo at 8am isnt a good idea
44:00 <Serenity> good
44:00 <pz> especially ur beats
45:00 <doctor> it can be a good idea if you have nothing to be concerned about
45:00 <Caterpillar> Serenity do you work ir stay at home mum if you dont mind me asking
45:00 <Serenity> ive told you a million times i work and where.
45:00 <Caterpillar> sorry lol
45:00 <Caterpillar> i have a memory like a siv
46:00 <Caterpillar> especially after a morning of drinking
46:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> Caterpillar : I have 28 days off...
46:00 <pz> fred bear remember when u exploded at me last week for exposing some realities about ur living conditions, i hope u arent that upset today
46:00 <Caterpillar> nice man
46:00 <Caterpillar> pz lol, i actually dont remember lol
46:00 <pz> i think u threatened to find my address and slaughter me, that was a little nutty!!!!
46:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> assming i return... getting hot up in roma
46:00 <pz> i saved it if u wanna read it again
46:00 <Caterpillar> but all good mate lol, i dont take irc to heart
46:00 <Caterpillar> nah all good
46:00 <Frank> lol @ this pz faggot
46:00 <pz> just comments made on irc
47:00 <Caterpillar> i want foooooood
47:00 <Frank> pz, posting peoples personal info again are ya ?
47:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> yeah pz sounds like a real cocsucker
47:00 <Frank> get a life mate
47:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> id hit him up if Kynetic wasnt doing such a great job
47:00 <Caterpillar> missus is getting me rooster or kfc or something on the way home
47:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> but good to have options
47:00 <Caterpillar> hurry up 5.30
47:00 <pz> i think Frank was using the name Bond_Street at the time 
47:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> man i moved into the hilton
47:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> and seriously moved 1 block
48:00 <pz> 20:32:23 <Caterpillar> Bond_Street i got simbas personal detaisl :)
48:00 <pz> lol
48:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> but, really confused.. cant find my pizza shop
48:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> and my phones being all gay and not doing gps
48:00 <Caterpillar> a tiger bit a guy and some korean lady got killed in brisbane, .... didnt miss much this week
48:00 <Caterpillar> simba is alright, just a young dude who trolls 
48:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> yeah i heard about that korean chick... poor girl.... was on her way to work
48:00 <Caterpillar> lives with his mum but thats normal for someone his age
49:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> description on news was "a thin shirtless man"...
49:00 <pz> when r u gonna come bash me for upsetting u so much fred bear
49:00 <Caterpillar> missus bought me a fucking robotic vaccumm thing for my birthday, wtf is that shit lol
49:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> so im sure the police will make an arrest within hours
49:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> oh you got a roomba?
49:00 <Caterpillar> i had to pretend i was happy with it, i thoguht it was a joke at first lol
49:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> theyre cool... but... if you have a dog/cat it super funny
50:00 <Caterpillar> nah its some samsung thing, i just plugged it in and the fucking thing wont stop beeping
50:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> i have one just to fuck with my dog
50:00 <Caterpillar> yeah i have a dog, i want him to ride around on it lol
50:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> as its pretty shit at cleaning the floor
50:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> but... the dog goes mental and sometimes pisses on it
50:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> great fun when youre drunk
50:00 <Crowman> rofl
50:00 <Caterpillar> i think thats why she bought it, dog is only little and she wants me to make him a seat for it lol
51:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> you have a little dog?
51:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> and a girlfriend?
51:00 <Caterpillar> cavoodle, he is a kiler
51:00 <Caterpillar> not one in the same lol, 
51:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> what sort of self respecting man has a small dog...
51:00 <Caterpillar> a man without small man syndrome lol
51:00 <simba> dogs r hell gay, small dogs r just useless
52:00 <simba> like fred bear before his dad bails him out of a jam LOL
52:00 <Frank> simba, just like you
52:00 <simba> oh shit hes gonna go mental for that
52:00 <simba> sorry #melbourne
52:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> i have a blue american staffy 
52:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> manly dog... 
52:00 <Caterpillar> i laugh seeing dudes walking with a pitbull and leather studded chest armour going for a walk and i have this little long haird cavoodle wanting to lick them
52:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> makes me feel like my dicks at least... 1/8th of an inch larger
52:00 <Caterpillar> i love you simba
52:00 <Caterpillar> :)
53:00 <Serenity> Everybody loves Simba.
53:00 <Caterpillar> this fucking vacumm wont stfu ewith its beeping
53:00 <Caterpillar> how long do they take to charge when they are new???
53:00 <Caterpillar> hope its not like 24hrs or something stupid
53:00 <Frank> how the fuck should we know ?
53:00 <Frank> do we look like a manual
53:00 <Serenity> RTFM
54:00 <Frank> read the fucking manual
54:00 <Frank> what are you a simba ?
54:00 <Caterpillar> i have the manual here, trying to get motivated to read it
54:00 <gremlinz> men dont read manuals
54:00 <gremlinz> we just "know" how shit works
55:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> Caterpillar : yeah roombas are pretty shit.... you can see it run over shit and actually flick it across the room (if you havewooden floors)
55:00 <Frank> simba isn't much of a man more like a boy
55:00 <simba> mer man
55:00 <TheRon> real men don't do dishes
56:00 <Caterpillar> ThatGuyYeahHim lol i can picture it
56:00 <Caterpillar> i want to rip the cunt apart and disconnect the fucking beeper
56:00 <Frank> wouldn't they just get stuck ?
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> missiles in the stoorrmm bodies are my weatherboaarrds
00:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> drunk pandas do
01:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> theyre not good at it... but... if theyre on a offroad bike its super funny
01:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> atv's... 
02:00 <TheRon> it's DARE
04:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> give me a panda... let me get him drunk... (though since my dog walks away in disguest when i spill bourbon) i suspect it may be hard to get one drunk
04:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> but you get me a panda, and ill see what we can do
05:00 <Caterpillar> ThatGuyYeahHim HAHAHAHAHA just turned it on, fucking funny
05:00 <doctor> ive heard of people giving alcohol to their dogs to calm them down
06:00 <Caterpillar> dong went spastic trying to sniff its bum and kill it
06:00 <doctor> fighting dogs mainly
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> what the
06:00 <TheRon> stop touching me elmo!
06:00 <Caterpillar> it needs a better charge, but csaves me on doing the carpets lol it has heaps of shit in the little catcher
06:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> Caterpillar : hahah yeah i mainly use mine to let the dog run around
06:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> johninja !!!!!!!
06:00 <johninja> hey :D
07:00 <simba> 14:35:09 [johninja VERSION]
07:00 <simba> wtf
07:00 <johninja> welcome Caterpillar
07:00 <Caterpillar> i reacon it will get the big bits of crap off the carpet but you stiull need the hoover or dyson to do the job proper
07:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> johninja : sorry Caterpillar just got a roomba (those little remote vacuum cleaners) and we were discussing how shit they are
07:00 <simba> r u keeping tabs on me now too johninja..
07:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> but how my dog loves to try and bite it and piss on it
07:00 <johninja> wow you have been seething all day waiting for me to come on so you could paste me that?
07:00 <Caterpillar> hi johninja 
08:00 <shadsam> hi
08:00 <simba> what no i just saw it
08:00 <simba> seething wtf
08:00 <johninja> check now 
08:00 <shadsam> `seen 123
08:00 <prowl> shadsam, I don't remember seeing 123.
08:00 <Caterpillar> 1.5 hrs for the missus to bring me red rooster and codine tablets for my self induced headache
08:00 <Caterpillar> i recorded the dog going mental , was fucken funny 
08:00 <johninja> remember when i checked fluffys version?
08:00 <johninja> and you were all like ":/"
09:00 <doctor> simba you don't need to make an enemy out of every male here
09:00 <johninja> i did yours too
09:00 <johninja> i even told you that
09:00 <simba> yea but u joined at 4:30 but did that at 2;30, that was the weird part
09:00 <simba> .
09:00 <johninja> nah i didn't
09:00 <TheRon> 420?
09:00 <johninja> that was like yesterday
09:00 <johninja> i only just woke up
10:00 <johninja> sheesh lol
10:00 <johninja> i'm not going to version you in my sleep
10:00 <johninja> relax guy
10:00 <TheRon> are you canadian?
10:00 <simba> 2:30pm today wasnt yesterday lol
10:00 <johninja> i suspect you are mistaken
10:00 <TheRon> who cares
11:00 <simba> me my safety is at stake
11:00 <simba> dont you care about me
11:00 <TheRon> well, no
11:00 <simba> gazza why
11:00 <simba> why do thing
11:00 <johninja> yes the version is always the first step to a kill
11:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgUYS90Zs3U
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eurogliders - Heaven (Dec 20, 2011) 3:44 - Category: People and Blogs - 2,752 views - 22 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
12:00 <TheRon> i get bored easily
12:00 <doctor> people here are not motivated enough to kill
12:00 <johninja> [14:05] <johninja> mIRC v7.22 Khaled Mardam-Bey that yu
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> whod want a wristwatch phone?
12:00 <doctor> im surprised some are motivated to rattle on about each other
14:00 <simba> nothing surprises me... on irc
14:00 <doctor> probably IRL aswell
15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> my wang
18:00 <johninja> [WiLd_TuRkeY VERSION]
18:00 <johninja> OMG
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <simba> that doesnt bother me like i said it was the timing that was weird ok
19:00 <johninja> yeah that is fucking wierd
22:00 <doctor> maybe someone hijacked johninja's computer and decided it best to torture you. possibly ghosts
23:00 <johninja> lol
24:00 <doctor> or maybe it's nothing. though I'd say it's the universe trying to be rid of you
24:00 <johninja> if they did then they didn't use my mirc, i signed out at 2:39 last night
25:00 <doctor> i get like that. even kittens can make my heart feel like it's pumping metal filings
25:00 <johninja> aye
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> dig
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> penis
31:00 <druidess> eww
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i use it to pee lemonade into bottles
31:00 <simba> slurm
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
31:00 <druidess> lol
32:00 <simba> is that the real druidess?
32:00 <druidess> yup y
33:00 <Frank> is that a real person?
33:00 <Frank> like omg 
34:00 <Frank> u are a dumbshit simba
34:00 <druidess> i sense anger and hostility
34:00 <simba> me 2 i think pz still wants my nick
35:00 <Frank> ?
35:00 <druidess> or ur dick
36:00 <[Sh4Dz]> simba looks like MRBEAN
37:00 <druidess> isnt simba and faux shagging
37:00 <Loof> Lol 
37:00 <simba> thats a good irc nick
37:00 <[Sh4Dz]> doubt it
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <simba> arent*
37:00 <simba> no druidess u r about 5 years behind
37:00 <[Sh4Dz]> where r u located druidess
38:00 <[Sh4Dz]> perth ?
38:00 <simba> 2017: druidess does planking
38:00 <Loof> Mmm chicken and avocado rolls
39:00 <simba> tekken the movie
39:00 <simba> is there an even worse movie i can watch tonight?
39:00 <johninja> twerkin the movie
40:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_XgQhMPeEQ
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> "I'm responsible!" "That's a lie!" "That's true and I take full responsibility for it."
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Billy Joel - The Longest Time (Oct 2, 2009) 4:05 - Category: Music - 8,484,646 views - 27,364 likes (98.5%), 403 dislikes (1.5%)
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahwaheahe
40:00 <Loof> Mmm miley
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> cyrus?
41:00 <simba> TheRon have u ever danced like that irl with your mates wearing suits
41:00 <Loof> Yeah pandas
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> shed b a good root
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> n anal
41:00 <TheRon> there was this one time.......
41:00 <Loof> Yep
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> then suffocate her
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> rid the world of her
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> then root her dead face.
42:00 <Loof> Yep punish the bitch
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
42:00 <doctor> she's not so bad
42:00 <simba> she is cute for a 12 year old asian boy
42:00 <doctor> people just like having someone to poke fun at
42:00 <TheRon> having a massoman curry chicken for tea
43:00 <doctor> who'd ever want to be famous i've always thought
43:00 <TheRon> added extra chilli, should burn at both ends
43:00 <simba> god the acting in uptown girl is so weird
44:00 <TheRon> the billy clips are pretty funny
45:00 <simba> <beehhh> Tony abbott is also good, hes my friend on fb
45:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUz48xw_OiM
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scenes From An Italian Restaurant-Billy Joel (lyrics) (Jul 20, 2009) 7:38 - Category: Music - 958,758 views - 2,597 likes (97.2%), 75 dislikes (2.8%)
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol simba
47:00 <johninja> lol
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> y the fuck r u posting billy joel
47:00 <johninja> tony hates anyone that isn't a white heterosexual
47:00 <johninja> so beehhh is right down on his list
48:00 <TheRon> it's good shit
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> whos tony
48:00 <TheRon> abbott
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like him
49:00 <TheRon> so you're the one
49:00 <Loof> Abbott
49:00 <druidess> loof
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> if you want to do is job go apply
49:00 <Loof> Druidess :)
50:00 <simba> u cant just apply for that kinda position u need at least a decade of sucking The Mans dick and understanding ur place 
51:00 <simba> Oh Oh and ur Mary Tyler Moore
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
51:00 <simba> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0991167/
51:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Ping Pong Playa (2007) - 5.9/10 of 2,377 votes - Stars: Jimmy Tsai, Andrew Vo, Khary Payton - Rated: Rated PG-13 for language, including some sexual remarks and drug references - Runtime: 0secs - Genre: Comedy, Sport - Release Date: 5 September 2008 (USA)
52:00 <TheRon> doubles in table tennis is too hard
52:00 <TheRon> i got one method, step and smack the crap out of it, white knuckles if you can
53:00 <TheRon> that same method also applies to golf
53:00 <TheRon> tennis
53:00 <TheRon> cricket
53:00 <TheRon> baseball
54:00 <simba> tennis is more bearable than cricket
54:00 <TheRon> i played tennis for years
55:00 <johninja> are you coming out?
55:00 <TheRon> change of ends, "white knuckles time" "yep!"
55:00 <johninja> lol
55:00 <TheRon> coming out?
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> glob ble blu bla bla bla blee bloo
56:00 <TheRon> please do
56:00 <johninja> (i was implying tennis is gay)
56:00 <TheRon> it's not gay
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> at least u can perve on tennis chick ass
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> the best sport is gaming
57:00 <johninja> and male ass 
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> bwahaha
57:00 <TheRon> mixed doubles is awesome with the right chickas
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> tennis bores the shit out of me
57:00 <johninja> golf, tennis and swimming i can't watch
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> i can watch golf
58:00 <TheRon> mma is gayer than tennis
58:00 <simba> there is a different mentality to sports where u only follow one person..
58:00 <TheRon> two men rolling around with eachother
58:00 <johninja> hmm
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> hot
58:00 <johninja> i like boxing
58:00 <johninja> fun to watch most of the time
59:00 <johninja> unless its 2 defensive pricks 
59:00 <TheRon> mma two men fighting it out to see who get's on top
59:00 <johninja> yeah i don't like that part of UFC either TheRon
59:00 <johninja> sometimes they don't do it
59:00 <johninja> and its cool
59:00 <TheRon> yes!
59:00 <johninja> just seems like a shitty way to win a fight to me
59:00 <johninja> like cheating
00:00 <simba> ive watched some ufc fights where a guy wins by slamming the guys face over and over so hard he is bleeding every where
00:00 <simba> and im like THIS IS NOT SPORT
00:00 <johninja> "haha you beat the fuck out of me but i got you in a pussy lock, i win"
00:00 <johninja> lol
00:00 <johninja> yeah gets him on the ground and just keeps slamming him until the ref steps in
00:00 <johninja> still better than a tapout imo
00:00 <johninja> but not much
05:00 <doctor> makes them feel more in control of themselves if they can dominate another male
05:00 <johninja> its pretty fun to play on xbox
05:00 <johninja> until some dick does a takedown on you
05:00 <johninja> i acheived a knockout with one kick once
05:00 <johninja> that felt fucking awesome
06:00 <johninja> just walked out *BAM* fight over bitch!!!
06:00 <doctor> i used to play the wrestling one on n64
07:00 <doctor> id make stupid looking characters to beat up the beefy normal looking ones
07:00 <johninja> lol
07:00 <johninja> on megadrive there was some wierd ones
07:00 <johninja> like the IRS dude
07:00 <johninja> some nerdy looking guy
07:00 <doctor> haha yeah
07:00 <doctor> the novelty
08:00 <TheRon> crowded house -  fall at your feet
08:00 <Mew> i was just listening to that
09:00 <TheRon> awesome song
09:00 <Mew> had the best of on at work
09:00 <johninja> Irate Family Guy fans boycott show
09:00 <johninja> lol nerd rage
09:00 <TheRon> they didnt do this when cleveland left
10:00 <Mew> RACIST
10:00 <TheRon> what?
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> do what?
10:00 <simba> metal_greg
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> im glad brian is dead
10:00 <TheRon> quagmire rules
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> his episodes were lameballz
11:00 <TheRon> mew, you 18 yet?
11:00 <johninja> i thought he was pretty cool, the voice of reason 
11:00 <Mew> sure am TheRon
11:00 <Mew> dear diary... jackpot
11:00 <TheRon> nive!
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> now he'll never be forgotten
11:00 <TheRon> nice
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> now he's dead
11:00 <johninja> he's a martyr
12:00 <simba> now he's dead
12:00 <simba> cartoon dog.. dies
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
12:00 <simba> kartoon dogz
12:00 <johninja> they are just copying the simpsons again
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> and it's major news
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> what a world
12:00 <johninja> ms krabapple died
12:00 <johninja> so now they have to kill someone off too
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> she did?
12:00 <johninja> its 'cool'
12:00 <johninja> yeah
13:00 <Mew> top security at his funeral incase anyone cartoon bombs the joint
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
13:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
13:00 <Caterpillar> johninja they are all copying south park, the started killing off kenny in eries 1
13:00 <johninja> lol 
13:00 <johninja> good point
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> bs
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> bleeding gums murphy
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> that doctor
13:00 <simba> yea pretty sure the simpsons came out a Bit before south park m6
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> noth died on simpsons b4 southpark was on tv
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> both
14:00 <johninja> they weren't really main characters though
14:00 <simba> everyone has that saxophone tune that bleeding gums and lisa do in their head now
14:00 <johninja> not even krabapple charaters
14:00 <Caterpillar> PandasDontDrive, you are right
14:00 <johninja> a few of the simpsons pets have died over the years too
14:00 <doctor> maybe it was a ploy by seth mcfarlan to martyrdom his ideology
14:00 <johninja> but they didn't really reference them all
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol dot
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> doc*
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> seth has a giant ego
15:00 <Caterpillar> i rate simpsons with MASH
15:00 <doctor> i can't stand family guy
15:00 <Loof> I like humor that offends
16:00 <Caterpillar> simpsons is one of those shows that when i see on TV i feel ill watching it, same way i feel ill watching mash
16:00 <Loof> Racist humor ftw
16:00 <simba> maybe TV is the problem
16:00 <doctor> just another illusion
16:00 <doctor> like the intergarbles
17:00 <doctor> we humans are riddled with illusions to deceive and distract ourselves
17:00 <Loof> Anything 5hat helpsmus escape reality
17:00 <Caterpillar> i can imagine being a 70 yr old man and having simpsons take ofver the MASH timeslot, playing the same old fucking epiodes for the 3 millionth time and thinking, who the fuck hasnt seen this episode 
17:00 <simba> or brings us.. towards reality..
17:00 <Loof> Fuck mynthcik thumbs
17:00 <doctor> lol Caterpillar
18:00 <simba> what are intergarbles?
18:00 <Loof> Internet
18:00 <simba> oic
18:00 <johninja> i like his rants even if i don't always agree
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmm
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> sick of simpsons
18:00 <Loof> Hi  bb
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ey j
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey bb
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> and hey j
18:00 <Loof> Yrah fuxck simspons
18:00 <Shadowgate> omfgbbqhax said mmmmmmm his funny
19:00 <doctor> I imagined myself as my tired old pop the other month while watching the 5pm news. A thought came to mind "Thank fuck I don't have to about this shit anymore"
19:00 <simba> if youre complaining about the simpsons episodes youve seen too many time, maybe youre the problem, tuning in at 6 every night expecting something different
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> i always say that cunt
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> whats the prob?
19:00 <johninja> welcome couleurs
19:00 <doctor> deal*
19:00 <couleurs> bvb mutha fukas
19:00 <couleurs> g'day
19:00 <johninja> yeah grats
19:00 <couleurs> told u
20:00 <johninja> 3-0...3-1 same dif
20:00 <simba> bvb
20:00 <couleurs> thank u
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> bum vs bum
20:00 <simba> ballin victory, boys
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> its a gay thing
20:00 <couleurs> 50-75 min mark was hot shit
20:00 <couleurs> should've been 5-1
20:00 <johninja> i havn't seen it yet
20:00 <couleurs> counter attack 120%
21:00 <johninja> watching arsenal - marselgay for the 2nd time
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> loll
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> arsenal win
21:00 <couleurs> reina made some great saves
21:00 <Loof> Found any small cracks to craw
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> kthx
21:00 <couleurs> like he does in FiFa 14
21:00 <johninja> yeah i know, figured that out the first time
21:00 <couleurs> he was FiFa 14 irl
21:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYiISin83kc
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dido - White Flag with Lyrics (Feb 19, 2010) 4:01 - Category: Music - 2,242,528 views - 7,342 likes (98.3%), 124 dislikes (1.7%)
21:00 <Loof> Crawl into lately couleurs?
22:00 <simba> white fag
22:00 <doctor> shes beautiful
22:00 <couleurs> WHAT THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE
22:00 <couleurs> ehehe if you put an L in her name it's didol
22:00 <couleurs> i think theirs a joke in there somewhere
23:00 <couleurs> if u no what i mean
23:00 <johninja> chelsea went down to a team of gypsys
23:00 <johninja> for the second time
23:00 <doctor> that's still a beautiful name for her
23:00 <simba> dildos and dildonts
23:00 <couleurs> :)))))
23:00 <couleurs> hope men utd lose 2
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> woooo ac4 is so cool
23:00 <simba> the ajax/celtic/barca results have been so shifty
23:00 <couleurs> if u a chealsea or men utd supporter u a fagot
23:00 <simba> dont believe any of em
23:00 <simba> somethings up
23:00 <couleurs> milan won and ajax won ahaha barca
24:00 <johninja> yeag
24:00 <couleurs> AJAX
24:00 <couleurs> team of teens
24:00 <Caterpillar> has anyone seen the latest southpark, im downloading it now
24:00 <johninja> lol oh yeah AJAX
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> ac4 sounds gay j
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> its awesome j
24:00 <johninja> the shame
24:00 <johninja> they were @6.50
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> if i new wat it was
24:00 <couleurs> that's Pieter's team!!!!!!!!!
24:00 <Shadowgate> omfgbbqhax said mmmmmmm his funny
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> Shadowgate, i love u
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> assassins creed 4
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta play more fifa later on
24:00 <simba> pieter was the ajax fan that fell onto the ground and nearly died
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> will u have my babies?
24:00 <couleurs> Ass Creed 4
24:00 <couleurs> lol
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> i only have the old fifa
25:00 <johninja> Shadowgate only has the original nintendo but he plays double dragon 2 so thats still pretty cool i guess
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> i love dd2
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> local 11 dollar bottle wine in worlds top 100
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> is Shadowgate cool?
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> )_) i gotta get a bottle n taste it
26:00 <johninja> yeah
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> he seems to love me
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ass Cram 4
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont know if i should make a move
27:00 <simba> white flag is playing in my head non stop doctor u monster
27:00 <simba> but i dont really know the lyrics so i keep repeating there will be no white flag inside my butt
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
28:00 <Mew> cos it is full.. and always wiiillllll beee
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> mew wants cock up her ass
28:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSLZFdqwh7E
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> kbai
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eminem - Stan (Short Version) ft. Dido (Jun 16, 2009) 6:03 - Category: Music - 38,500,978 views - 115,939 likes (97.6%), 2,854 dislikes (2.4%)
28:00 <Mew> my secrets revealed
28:00 <johninja> 0_o
28:00 <couleurs> now u got that 1 stuck in you're hed
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> i knows everything mew
29:00 <Mew> are u a master hacker by any chance?
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> no
29:00 <Mew> oh
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> i just hax bbq's
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> fry that steak yall
29:00 <johninja> A trough will sweep across the southeast, generating showers and storms. Hot northwest winds will filter into NSW and western QLD ahead of the trough. A low and monsoonal trough will trigger showers and storms in the tropics. A trough in southwest WA will bring the odd storm.
31:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-X2HpAE0to
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dragon - Rain with lyrics (1983) (Mar 19, 2012) 3:45 - Category: Travel and Events - 29,078 views - 113 likes (99.1%), 1 dislikes (0.9%)
32:00 <doctor> it's a happening thing
32:00 <couleurs> poor stan he just wanted a homosexual relationship with eminems
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <simba> dear slim i meant to write u sooner but i just been busy
33:00 <doctor> me too
34:00 <couleurs> if only eminem had a yahoo email everything would have worked out well
35:00 <simba> dear slim, i added u to msn messenger 7.0 back in 2009 but u mustve ignored it
35:00 <doctor> though to be honest i'd much prefer the blue m&m
35:00 <BlackDevil> Scammers falsely claim Dr. Oz endorsement of diet pills
35:00 <doctor> https://www.msu.edu/~compto35/wra210/mod5/ghbc/gallery/img/blue/194-Blue6782.gif
36:00 <couleurs> lol
36:00 <johninja> who is dr. oz and why would i buy anything of him anyways
36:00 <johninja> stupid idea
36:00 <couleurs> suave 
36:00 <simba> lmao
37:00 <simba> im putting that pic on tumblr with the tags cool, m&
37:00 <couleurs> dr oz is oprahs dr he's seen her nude give him some credit
37:00 <simba> m&m and cool m&m
38:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <johninja> she is so racist
38:00 <johninja> she won't let white kids into her schools
38:00 <johninja> and hopes white people die
38:00 <johninja> fuck her
38:00 <johninja> W88
39:00 <simba> what an evil beast
39:00 <simba> 1 of the best seinfeld moments http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzLtF_PxbYw
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ukraine is game to you!? (Aug 17, 2006) 0:49 - Category: Comedy - 666,845 views - 3,115 likes (97.4%), 83 dislikes (2.6%)
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
41:00 <couleurs> lol
43:00 <BlackDevil> judge ruled Tuesday in favor of the city of Irwindale and ordered that operations at the Sriracha hot chili sauce factory must partially shut down amid complaints of odors from residents
44:00 <Frank> haha
44:00 <Frank> hmm chilli
44:00 <BlackDevil> the vapors believed to be emanating from the factory caused their eyes to burn, coughing fits, gagging sensations, heartburn and even nosebleeds.
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> factories should be out bush someplace
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> depressing sights
45:00 <doctor> sounds romantic BlackDevil
45:00 <BlackDevil> w0rd
45:00 <fawks>  l
45:00 <fawks> ol
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur both so sexc
46:00 <BlackDevil> lol @ https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7919878144/hDA0EE51D/
46:00 <doctor> sexc
46:00 <BlackDevil> stupid books https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7906871552/hF1FEF893/
47:00 <doctor> lol
47:00 <Frank> is that miley cyrus?
47:00 <BlackDevil> http://feelingcagey.com/
47:00 <johninja> With obesity reaching frightening levels in Mexico - 73 per cent of women, 69 per cent of men and 35 per cent of adolescents are overweight - 
48:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> guys give me a moment im going to smoke some weed
48:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> then ill come back and be racist
49:00 <doctor> dont spoil the moment
49:00 <johninja> hmm
49:00 <Frank> lol @ pathetic people photoshopping themself on other peoples pics and places
49:00 <johninja> don't give weed a bad anem mannn
49:00 <doctor> haha yer Frank
49:00 <doctor> it must be a new meme or some rubbish
49:00 <Frank> it hilarious
49:00 <simba> lol i dont think miley cirus did that herself, dude
49:00 <Frank> i feel like photoshopping myself somewhere
49:00 <doctor> i dont
49:00 <Frank> the fradulance of the whole thing is amusing
50:00 <Frank> fraudulance how ever you spell that
50:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> Frank : fuck you, mypenis is 92 inches
50:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> prick.
50:00 <BlackDevil> they are live updates Frank
50:00 <BlackDevil> who ever hashtags selfie
50:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> and why are you asking for pics of my dick?
50:00 <Frank> i don't think you get what im talking about
51:00 <Frank> how can i use another example of how people do this
51:00 <Loof> This room has gone full retard :(
51:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> i dont think you understand a computer
51:00 <johninja> you can't photoshop a personality
51:00 <BlackDevil> yes you can
51:00 <johninja> not well though
51:00 <BlackDevil> no
51:00 <BlackDevil> but by changing there looks
51:00 <BlackDevil> you can judge a personality
51:00 <Frank> its like someone putting nike logo on pair of dunlop volleys
51:00 <johninja> liar
51:00 <johninja> yes
51:00 <BlackDevil> which can be photoshooped
51:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> johninja : didndnt you see those pics where i was banging beyonce?
52:00 <Frank> lol yeah perfect example ThatGuyYeahHim
52:00 <DemonsRun> Bigpond got something right for once..
52:00 <DemonsRun> -.-
52:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> you cant make that shit up in 2013 !!!
52:00 <Frank> like my photoshopping myself with celebs and pretending its true
52:00 <johninja> i'm a bit over beyonce now
52:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> Frank : wtf? loser? thats just.... shit
52:00 <johninja> moved on to rhianna
52:00 <Frank> i know
52:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> i hung out with Justin bieber the other night
52:00 <Frank> its pathetic
53:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> you really are so sad you cant get a real pic with people?
53:00 <johninja> you poor man ThatGuyYeahHim
53:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> fail.
53:00 <simba> saying fail is the real fail
53:00 <Frank> some people hire out hotel rooms and buy counterfeit money and all hired shit and take photos pretend their rich
53:00 <johninja> epic fail is worse
53:00 <druidess> pwned
53:00 <Frank> some indian kid was doing that
53:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> johninja : no.... you know how many approaches i got?
53:00 <johninja> from pre-teen girls
53:00 <johninja> ?
53:00 <Frank> but its all fake
54:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> "is that JB?!?!??!?!?!?@! " "yes" can i meet him" "no...
54:00 <johninja> i'de rather not tbh
54:00 <simba> why are u talking about justin bieber
54:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> johninja : i didnt ask for id... im not the police
54:00 <Frank> justin bieber was such a little bitch when he was younger
54:00 <Frank> he grown up now tho
54:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> simba : hes hot
54:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> and so talented
54:00 <simba> no really why
55:00 <BlackDevil> http://efukt.com/21108_Czech_Teens_Porn_Debut_Ends_In_Tears.html
55:00 <Loof> More ppl should use ignore
55:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> well he was on the gc
55:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> we caught up
55:00 <simba> agreed with Loof
55:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> but
55:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> youd miss out on my JB talk
55:00 <johninja> lloooll
55:00 <Loof> Lol
55:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> and updates
55:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> :/
56:00 <Loof> Not too bright the old kunny
56:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> seems stupid to me
56:00 <BlackDevil> lol a guy has a mike tyson tattoo
56:00 <johninja> even if i did accidently hang out with bieber i wouldn't tell anyone
56:00 <johninja> whats next? chilling with 1D?
56:00 <johninja> slippery slopes man
56:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> BlackDevil is this guy you?
56:00 <Frank> mundine wants to fight mayweather
56:00 <Loof> High 5 is more franks thing
56:00 <simba> 5 in the air lets do it together
57:00 <Frank> smash on i say
57:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> johninja : i had to move
57:00 <johninja> actually those hig 5 chicks were pretty hot
57:00 <BlackDevil> i so wish
57:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> due to girls buzzing my unit
57:00 <Frank> buzzing?
57:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> calling
57:00 <johninja> not people wanting to smack you in the head?
57:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> intercom
57:00 <simba> kelly, charlie and kathleen
57:00 <simba> lmbo
58:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> johninja : only with vaj
58:00 <Frank> Yeah Mate
58:00 <johninja> lol
59:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> have to say hiltons sort of shit...
59:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> no kitchen
59:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> no lounge
59:00 <Frank> pfft
59:00 <Frank> sounds like budget motel
00:00 <johninja> get something in broadbeach
00:00 <johninja> nice place
00:00 <johninja> used to live there for a couple of years
00:00 <Frank> yer apartments
00:00 <Frank> always scared im gonna fall off the balconys
00:00 <Frank> but handy for smoking 
01:00 <johninja> haha i have a bit of a balcony phobia too
01:00 <johninja> yeah man
01:00 <johninja> thats the good part
01:00 <Frank> you get shock in ya legs
01:00 <Frank> not like being on ground
01:00 <johninja> i remember as a kid i though it would be cool to step over the balcony and walked around the edge
01:00 <johninja> the mere thought sends shivers down my spine now
01:00 <Frank> i always think the building is going to collapse
02:00 <Frank> im pretty scared of heights
02:00 <johninja> yeah 
02:00 <johninja> same
02:00 <johninja> i used to do a bit of mining
02:00 <Frank> lifts and shit going to a top floor of a big building scares the fucking shit out of me
02:00 <johninja> climbing down 30ft shafts and shit on old ladders
03:00 <johninja> just have to harden up and do it lol
03:00 <Frank> i dont mind small heights
03:00 <Frank> but tall story buildings
03:00 <Frank> even just walking upto the glass windows
03:00 <johninja> i gotta go feed the animals and shit bbl
03:00 <Frank> i could never understand they must be tough glass cause you would just fall straight out
04:00 <Frank> a guy got thrown out a 2 story window at a pub near here
04:00 <Frank> the window wasn't even that strong
04:00 <simba> gnicchi ala rosetta is good
04:00 <Frank> he fell out and died
04:00 <Frank> there should be protective things in place to stop people falling from buildings like that
05:00 <Frank> people fall off balconys all the time
05:00 <Frank> i mean how would you even prove it was delibrate
05:00 <mr_ducati> casino has no balconys
06:00 <mr_ducati> stop suicides
06:00 <Frank> what about inside the hotel ?
06:00 <Frank> you could jump from anywhere
06:00 <mr_ducati> hmm
06:00 <mr_ducati> maybe
06:00 <Frank> you could
06:00 <mr_ducati> but not in the rooms
06:00 <Frank> there is no way to stop someone from suicide
06:00 <mr_ducati> true
06:00 <Frank> man they could smash the window and jump out
07:00 <mr_ducati> but in that environment u dont think str8
07:00 <Frank> if someone is dedicated enough
07:00 <Frank> but anything else i'd just see as attention seeker shit
07:00 <Frank> either do it or ya dont
13:00 <Shadowgate> lol
16:00 <Frank> some guy climbed a building near me once
16:00 <Frank> cops came
16:00 <Frank> dudes were yellin out "jump"
16:00 <Frank> and cops were tellin them off
16:00 <Frank> haha
16:00 <Frank> but he didn't jump
16:00 <Mew> was it spodermen
16:00 <Frank> no
16:00 <Frank> no it wasnt
16:00 <Frank> ur gay
17:00 <Mew> just casually climbs a building
17:00 <Frank> spoder?
17:00 <Frank> spell it properly
17:00 <Mew> soz beb
17:00 <Frank> pffft
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana live inside this game
18:00 <Frank> what gmae/
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ac4
18:00 <Frank> someone should build a real life FPS
19:00 <Mew> good morning australia everybody
19:00 <Frank> like counter strike dedust2 but REAL LIFE
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Hello Mew. How are you :)
19:00 <Frank> and you actually die
19:00 <Frank> that would be sick
19:00 <Mew> hello good thanks - effy
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's what ppl do in ac4
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> you work for Abstergo Entertainment
22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> is a 60L fish tank worth it?
24:00 <Frank> yeah]
24:00 <Frank> uesyhirsyhirgosjrpoui0-oweri00ojpfg
24:00 <Frank> get some mexican walking fish
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> lounge lizards r da kewlest
25:00 <Frank> yeah
25:00 <Frank> i used to have a hermit crab
27:00 <Frank> it ran away tho
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
34:00 <johninja> mexican wanking fish
35:00 <Doodle> kekekekekeke
35:00 <Doodle> ay caramba
35:00 <Serenity> lol
35:00 <Frank> if you slowly lower the water they turn into lizards
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
35:00 <Frank> they eat little chunks of meat
35:00 <Frank> if their legs get chopped off they grow back
35:00 <Frank> awsome pets
35:00 <Serenity> do you mean an axolotl?
36:00 <Doodle> bless you
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am back
36:00 <Frank> i just call them walking fish
36:00 <Serenity> they're fucking gross
36:00 <Serenity> dunno why but they make my skin crawl
36:00 <Frank> i think they're cute
37:00 <Doodle> they look like snorks
37:00 <Doodle> without the snorkel
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> i think i just sharted
38:00 <johninja> cute
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> it will be cute in my pants
39:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6KYAVn8ons 
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Elton John - I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues (Sep 1, 2010) 4:44 - Category: Music - 3,809,270 views - 13,485 likes (97.9%), 294 dislikes (2.1%)
39:00 <Doodle> chewn
39:00 <Frank> lol
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow my neighbour is all moved out
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> J i am moving in
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> afp are moving next door J
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> wb bb
42:00 <ILikeFlying> any 1 4 a chat
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> no
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am scared of flying
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> sorry
42:00 <ILikeFlying> y ?
42:00 <flagen> ILikeFire
42:00 <ILikeFlying> im scared of fire
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> well we have no common grounds for chatting
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> sorry
43:00 <ILikeFlying> we do, its called planet earth....
43:00 <flagen> this is not planet earth
43:00 <flagen> this is IRC
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> but we dont share any interests
44:00 <flagen> you can access IRC from other planets you know
44:00 <ILikeFlying> we do we are on irc on a server that is sitting on planet earth!
44:00 <flagen> prove it
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> but the signals are not
44:00 <ILikeFlying> ping
44:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am venus atm
44:00 <simba> got some weed and lost it already
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> !ping
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
45:00 <ILikeFlying> but u r scared of flying
45:00 <MoonShadow> errrrtr pong
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> MoonShadow, babies now?
45:00 <MoonShadow> what
45:00 <Skrotus> it wants to make babies with you
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> will u have babies with me
45:00 <ILikeFlying> like alien
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> j move in
46:00 <MoonShadow> oh wow guys having babies with each other
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> we will RULE
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> MoonShadow, onluy with you
46:00 <MoonShadow> hi PandasDontDrive 
46:00 <MoonShadow> oh lol no thanx
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> oi j
46:00 <ThatGuyYeahHim> MoonShadow : not a doctor, but, not sure how that works...
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> pm
48:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Titts
48:00 <MoonShadow> ThatGuyYeahHim:  clearly i was joking
50:00 <flagen> i should wear my michael jackson smooth criminal t-shirt
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> haha
50:00 <MoonShadow> hrmmmmmmmmm
50:00 <flagen> i will wear it to court
51:00 <MoonShadow> rightio
51:00 <Doodle> lee, you must be awfully warm in all that.. bra
51:00 <Doodle> why dont you take it off
51:00 <doctor> artificial wombs
52:00 <MoonShadow> i will take it off
52:00 <doctor> though who want baby?
52:00 <Doodle> re00ww
52:00 <Skrotus> it's not so much the baby but the traditional process used to create them
52:00 <MoonShadow> its off Doodle 
52:00 <Doodle> pixxxx
53:00 <MoonShadow> nop
53:00 <MoonShadow> lol
53:00 <Doodle> go on, you know you want to
53:00 <doctor> personally, i think it would be wrong for me to father a child
53:00 <MoonShadow> oh wow
53:00 <Skrotus> many things that I do are probably wrong
54:00 <doctor> what have you done that was wrong?
54:00 <Skrotus> I j-walked at least twice today
54:00 <flagen> i downloaded some child porn once
54:00 <Doodle> :\
55:00 <flagen> after i had a wank 
55:00 <flagen> i deleted it
55:00 <Shadowgate> flagen is a funny new character
55:00 <MoonShadow> :/
55:00 <Skrotus> no it's just pz with a different nick
55:00 <flagen> what is a pz ?
57:00 <flagen> if you go on google maps you can see this electrics box in perth somewhere and on it is written P Z
57:00 <flagen> lol
58:00 <Mew> ezpz
58:00 <flagen> ?\
58:00 <flagen> 1
59:00 <Doodle> 9
00:00 <johninja> a pz of shit
00:00 <Mew> 9
00:00 <Skrotus> 11
01:00 <Mew> chris hasnt been on for a while
01:00 <johninja> 187
01:00 <Mew> he might be 9'd
01:00 <johninja> he has so many dif nicks its hard to say
01:00 <Doodle> fingers crossed Mew
01:00 <Skrotus> well from what I remember of him he was usually pretty easy to pick
01:00 <Mew> lets cross swords
02:00 <johninja> he varys depending on just how high he is
02:00 <johninja> so yeah
02:00 <PeterSarsgaard> are you a single mother Mew?
02:00 <Mew> nope
02:00 <PeterSarsgaard> what happened to your kid?
03:00 <Mew> not much
03:00 <flagen> hmm
03:00 <Mew> hes hanging out in his playpen chillin like a villain
03:00 <flagen> i dunno if i will shave this beard off
03:00 <flagen> might keep it
03:00 <PeterSarsgaard> take a selfie
04:00 <flagen> why
04:00 <johninja> yeah go on
04:00 <Mew> #selfiee
04:00 <johninja> i'll show you mine if you show me yours etc
04:00 <flagen> i got an inbuilt webcam
04:00 <Mew> i took a selfie for element the other day and he hated it
04:00 <flagen> on my sony vaio
04:00 <Mew> h8r
04:00 <flagen> but what software do i use i wonder 
05:00 <flagen> it works in paltalk
05:00 <flagen> the cam
05:00 <flagen> but what software can i use to take a pic ?
05:00 <johninja> it should have inbuilt software
05:00 <johninja> you don't have a phone?
05:00 <flagen> yer dunno
05:00 <flagen> nah no phones
05:00 <flagen> not with a cam anyway
06:00 <Mew> how do you live and or breathe without a phone in this day n age?!
06:00 <flagen> i have one just not with a camera
06:00 <Mew> oic
07:00 <flagen> maybe i can download some software
07:00 <johninja> hi Kelevra
07:00 <Kelevra> halo
07:00 <Kelevra> how are you?
07:00 <johninja> kicking back sipping a beer
07:00 <johninja> you?
08:00 <Kelevra> boiling my ass off but feeling good =D
08:00 <flagen> ill hold a piece of paper up that says something so you know its me
08:00 <johninja> ooh you got some summer eh :D
08:00 <Kelevra> yeah only 32 degrees but cause it's been so cold it hit us hard
08:00 <Kelevra> and theres no breeze  out =\
08:00 <johninja> :/
09:00 <johninja> meant to rain tommorow here
09:00 <Skrotus> 32 is hot enough
09:00 <johninja> that will be fucking gr8
09:00 <johninja> 18 is better
09:00 <Kelevra> I think it'll rain here tomorrow, fkn trust it'll rain tomorrow considering I have stuff to do but at least I got all the washing done so that's a plus lol
09:00 <johninja> lol
10:00 <johninja> i like the washing storys
10:00 <johninja> its like erotica for me
10:00 <Kelevra> 18 and sunny is good when it's like that
10:00 <johninja> "i just did the dishes" ,,,,
10:00 <johninja> mmm
10:00 <Kelevra> hahaha I didn't think you'd do your own washing
10:00 <johninja> haha
10:00 <Kelevra> most males I know don't do their washing, I envy them
11:00 <johninja> i am capable of it
11:00 <johninja> but i prefer not too
11:00 <Kelevra> lmao that's a polite way of putting it
12:00 <johninja> just gotta do a really shit job a few times and they are like "meh i'll just do it"
12:00 <johninja> win
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> might go fishin, use Kelevra as bait
13:00 <Kelevra> that's probably how my brother got me to do clean the toilet and his washing
13:00 <johninja> lol
13:00 <Kelevra> he took steel wool to the toilet seat and I almost killed him
13:00 <johninja> yeah its one of the oldest tricks in the book
13:00 <Kelevra> then he tried to put clothes with wet paint in the washing machine lol
13:00 <Kelevra> worst was when I caught him use a kitchen spounge on the floor, I was rancidly mad
14:00 <johninja> eeep
14:00 <johninja> i used the cloth sometimes to wipe shit up when nobody is looking 
14:00 <johninja> but thats about it
14:00 <johninja> i mean its only a couple of dots man....fuck mopping
14:00 <Kelevra> but for the floor you can't!
15:00 <Kelevra> it's disgusting
15:00 <johninja> yeah
15:00 <johninja> i know
15:00 <johninja> i got in shit for it off me old man once
15:00 <johninja> like that prick is any better
15:00 <Kelevra> lmao
15:00 <johninja> welcome Nikky`
16:00 <Nikky`> Hiya johninja :o)
16:00 <johninja> accidently listening to the eagles
16:00 <Nikky`> eagles are good tho
16:00 <johninja> yeah its ok
17:00 <Nikky`> ok? OK
17:00 <johninja> how was your day?
17:00 <Nikky`> Better than yesterday, yours?
17:00 <johninja> yeah i mean some of the songs are pretty shit, others are pretty good
17:00 <johninja> it all equals out man
18:00 <Nikky`> yeah man, totally man
18:00 <johninja> yeah
18:00 <johninja> it was alright
18:00 <Nikky`> Cool
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Might get some beer tomorrow
18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> still gotta do xmas shopping
19:00 <johninja> exciting
19:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
19:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lifes pretty boring without beer johninja
19:00 <johninja> loool
19:00 <johninja> PUNKD
20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> give me some brain cells to kill
20:00 <johninja> i headr rdinkgn doenst hram braen cless
20:00 <johninja> urban myth
21:00 <johninja> i can sense some tom petty coming
21:00 <Kelevra> fuck you WiLd_TuRkeY
22:00 <Kelevra> siff remind me xmas shopping has to be done
22:00 <Nikky`> I can sense some.. ooh I have no music going
22:00 <Nikky`> I will do mine at last min
22:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tom Petty - Don't Do Me Like That.mp3 (3.1MB 160kbps Stereo 2:42)
22:00 <Nikky`> How I like to do it.. living on the edge
22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
23:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwASii2f5c8
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eagles - Take It To The Limit (Mar 5, 2011) 4:48 - Category: Music - 1,888,958 views - 7,292 likes (97.7%), 170 dislikes (2.3%)
23:00 <Doodle> ugh
23:00 <johninja> lol
23:00 <MoonShadow> booooooooooooooooooooooooooyeahhhhhh
23:00 <Doodle> about the only eagles song i dont like
23:00 <johninja> prermature
23:00 <johninja> soz :(
23:00 <flagen> johninja, where can i upload a pic of pz?
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <MoonShadow> whos having a wank
23:00 <johninja> imugr or tinypic
23:00 <Doodle> megamanga
23:00 <megamanga> hai doodle
24:00 <johninja> i prefer imugr
24:00 <Doodle> sup kneegrow
24:00 <megamanga> fuckall, had junkies case out my cars just before while i was asleep
24:00 <Nikky`> hey megamanga :o)
24:00 <megamanga> thug life
24:00 <megamanga> hai Nikky` 
24:00 <Doodle> :\
24:00 <Doodle> mine is tucked up in bed
24:00 <Nikky`> good old street junkies
25:00 <megamanga> oh well, good luck stealing them without igniters
25:00 <johninja> junkie wakeup call
25:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Tom Petty - Running Down A Dream.mp3 (5.91MB 192kbps Stereo 4:18)
26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> johninja is a DJ
26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> like alan jones
26:00 <flagen> johninja, gotta find a artline pen to make the piece of paper im holding up stand out more
26:00 <johninja> every man thinks they are a dj and a football coach and a PM
26:00 <flagen> only can find normal pens
26:00 <johninja> i'm not special
26:00 <johninja> yeah thts the tricky part
27:00 <johninja> ok fk this tom petty time
28:00 <flagen> http://oi44.tinypic.com/155h01z.jpg
29:00 <Doodle> whos that lost cunt
29:00 <johninja> hey now
29:00 <johninja> he was brave enough to paste a pic
29:00 <johninja> i'm still waiting for it to load :((
29:00 <Doodle> not worth it
29:00 <johninja> surely it can't be worse than kuniva
30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im pretty sure it says simba is a homosexual
30:00 <Doodle> shock
30:00 <johninja> that was in new idea like 6 months ago
30:00 <megamanga> Doodle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuC9E3H6FH8
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dorothy loves lawn bowls - Datsun 120Y sleeper (May 7, 2013) 4:52 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 65,331 views - 459 likes (98.1%), 9 dislikes (1.9%)
30:00 <flagen> lol
30:00 <flagen> that was just a test pic
31:00 <johninja> are you wearing sunnies inside lol
32:00 <johninja> "mah future so bright"
32:00 <flagen> lol
32:00 <Nikky`> I have my sunnies on
33:00 <megamanga> FUTURE SO BRIGHT
33:00 <megamanga> gotta wear shades
33:00 <flagen> ill take another pic hang on
33:00 <flagen> roll a smoke for the pic
33:00 <flagen> ill put goon bags and shit in the background
34:00 <Zade> please have your pants on 
34:00 <Doodle> lol megamanga
35:00 <megamanga> lol man he does a burnout at a comp and wears another skirt
35:00 <megamanga> i cant find it
35:00 <Doodle> as you do
35:00 <megamanga> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j6J4Ctxw3A
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: NAN 747 burnout on saturday night at SPring Nats 2013 (Nov 24, 2013) 2:04 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 9,074 views - 66 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
35:00 <megamanga> unopened engine too LOL
36:00 <megamanga> he cant skid for shit tho
36:00 <johninja> the waaiitinngnggg is the hardest part
37:00 <Doodle> noticed
37:00 <megamanga> oh he picks up
37:00 <Doodle> i did a skid once
37:00 <megamanga> ive seen your "skid"
37:00 <Skrotus> me too
37:00 <Doodle> lol
38:00 <Skrotus> but then I fell off my bike and grazed my knee
38:00 <Doodle> that wasnt a skid
38:00 <Doodle> that was me leaving casually
38:00 <megamanga> haha Skrotus 
38:00 <flagen> i took a good pic
38:00 <johninja> nice
38:00 <flagen> will release shortly
38:00 <megamanga> are you beautifying yourself in photoshop
40:00 <flagen> yes
40:00 <Nikky`> What is going on with the new mayor of geelong, megamanga?
40:00 <flagen> http://oi39.tinypic.com/2z750tw.jpg
40:00 <flagen> pz in his finest
40:00 <megamanga> i have no idea, im staying out of it. all the cunt is going to do is put more palm trees in
40:00 <Skrotus> does he smoke crack Nikky`?
40:00 <megamanga> because god knows, geelong needs MOAR PALM TREES
40:00 <Nikky`> lol love a good palm tree
40:00 <Nikky`> Maybe Skrotus, maybe
41:00 <megamanga> that papparazi cunt didnt get in did he?
41:00 <Skrotus> it's the new standard for mayors these days
41:00 <Nikky`> Yes
41:00 <Nikky`> He is now your mayor
41:00 <megamanga> oh, then he is a 100% smoker... of cocks
41:00 <Nikky`> lol
41:00 <johninja> i didn't even know they had mayors in geelong
41:00 <megamanga> neither did i till i had to vote
42:00 <Skrotus> they make you vote for the mayor?
42:00 <megamanga> yeah
42:00 <Nikky`> I am certain he was a year before me at my school in Geelong
42:00 <Skrotus> that's pretty annoying
42:00 <megamanga> i voted for the greens guy, the only person who actually had his goals for mayor listed
43:00 <megamanga> all the others listed what they do, who cares what you do... what can you do for us
43:00 <flagen> next will be a pic of my cock
43:00 <Nikky`> pls don't
43:00 <Doodle> thanks for the heads up
43:00 <Zade> got the zoom on flagen?
44:00 <Nikky`> I'll look at Doodle's Doodle tho
44:00 <Doodle> :o
44:00 <johninja> i just want to ruffle his hair
44:00 <Skrotus> did Doodle draw something?
44:00 <Doodle> yes
44:00 <megamanga> Doodle: mates spartan 25/30 just got back from base tune
44:00 <megamanga> 350kw
44:00 <DemonsRun> >.>
44:00 <DemonsRun> <.<
44:00 <Doodle> i dont know what that is
44:00 <Skrotus> hi DemonsRun 
44:00 <megamanga> you are an old man
44:00 <megamanga> i shall say no more
44:00 <flagen> whos hair ?
44:00 <flagen> mine?
45:00 <Doodle> no shit
45:00 <megamanga> is that hair or mud on your head flagen ?
45:00 <flagen> its spikey shaved
45:00 <Skrotus> it's poo
45:00 <flagen> haha
45:00 <Skrotus> he got some on his head while he was making pizza
45:00 <megamanga> lol
47:00 <Kelevra> johninja just pm me saying he was hungry and pasted this
47:00 <Kelevra> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/a-five-year-old-boys-penis-was-severed-in-a-pit-bull-attack-in-new-york/story-fnixwvgh-1226769645185
47:00 <johninja> ...
47:00 <Kelevra> =P~
47:00 <johninja> how dare you
47:00 <johninja> :p
47:00 <Kelevra> I know, I shouldn't share your food porn
47:00 <Kelevra> =P
47:00 <faux> speaking of hungry
47:00 <faux> im starving
47:00 <megamanga> i had FAJITAS
48:00 <johninja> hmm
48:00 <faux> maybe i should take advantage of this maccas deliver
48:00 <faux> delivery
48:00 <Skrotus> I haven't eaten since lunchtime
48:00 <johninja> i had some jatz with cheese and tomatoe and pepper b4
48:00 <faux> me 2
48:00 <johninja> was pretty cool
48:00 <faux> im starvededed
48:00 <partay> I hope Mundine gets the fucking piss beaten out of him tonight 
48:00 <Skrotus> but it was rather filling
48:00 <johninja> smae
48:00 <johninja> he will i reckon
48:00 <johninja> can't even beat danny green
49:00 <Skrotus> that's not very nice
49:00 <flagen> i want him to knock out mayweather
49:00 <johninja> life isn't nice man
49:00 <partay> flagen wake up
49:00 <johninja> i hope they both die tbh
49:00 <johninja> that would be the ultimate
50:00 <faux> ..
50:00 <faux> :|
50:00 <Kelevra> partay who is he fighting?
50:00 <partay> Mosley
50:00 <johninja> sugar shane 
50:00 <johninja> lol
50:00 <johninja> what kind of name is that
50:00 <johninja> "hi i'm a fucking pussy, want to fight about it?"
50:00 <partay> Choc V Sugar 
50:00 <partay> homos
50:00 <Kelevra> well I hope mundine gets the shit kicked out of him, I think he's a knuckle dragging piece of shit
51:00 <johninja> yeah he is scum
51:00 <Kelevra> god johninja mundine vs green fight was yearsssss ago
51:00 <johninja> yeah it was 
51:00 <Kelevra> I watched it at the pub and my brother rocked up on shrooms lol
51:00 <johninja> i don't think the years have made mundine a better fighter though
51:00 <johninja> he has just got better at running his mouth
52:00 <Kelevra> it reminded me of that simpson episode where bart and milhouse were high on sugar from the slurpees
52:00 <johninja> mmm
52:00 <Kelevra> lol
52:00 <johninja> haha
52:00 <partay> he;s like 69kgs.. fighters usually go up a division not down
52:00 <flagen> is he a noongah ?
52:00 <Kelevra> I reckon mundine will oneday get truly fucked up
52:00 <Kelevra> he thinks he's the new age ali
52:00 <flagen> hes a light weight
52:00 <johninja> someone firebombed his resteraunt the other day
52:00 <megamanga> didnt he say its ok to beat your wife?
52:00 <flagen> but hes a half castie
52:00 <johninja> wouldn't suprise me if the prick did it as an insurance scam though
53:00 <Kelevra> he has a resturant? what do they sell fried bugs from the desert?
53:00 <johninja> he has said lots of fucked up things
53:00 <johninja> lol
53:00 <johninja> i dunno tbh
53:00 <johninja> i love how the chaser rocked up to a mosque and mundine came out and wanted to fight them
53:00 <partay> johninja yah funny stuff
53:00 <Kelevra> I remember seeing his houseo n burkes backyard it's like a compund camp for boongs
54:00 <megamanga> LOL
54:00 <johninja> lol
54:00 <Kelevra> compound*
54:00 <johninja> he is a shit role model
54:00 <Kelevra> it seriously is, he has like a whole aboriginal village in that shit
54:00 <flagen> hes a jew
54:00 <Kelevra> I thought he was muslim but ok
55:00 <Skrotus> flagen is jew mad
55:00 <flagen> muslims are jews
55:00 <flagen> same mentality
55:00 <Kelevra> the torah and kuran or however you spell them are different books 
56:00 <Skrotus> there's really no point he's totally mad
56:00 <Kelevra> one says a thousand virgins and the other says don't waste your money on thoughts like that
56:00 <Kelevra> no wait 70 something virgins
56:00 <partay> 72
57:00 <partay> same amount pieter has fucked
57:00 <johninja> MulsimQuit
57:00 <Kelevra> why can't faux be our token muslim like everyone assumes she is
57:00 <Kelevra> my gawsh
57:00 <Skrotus> they are along with christianity all abrahamic religions though
57:00 <faux> ..
57:00 <johninja> looool
57:00 <johninja> busted
57:00 <faux> fags
57:00 <flagen> its not a race or religion it is an ideology
57:00 <Kelevra> well everyone assumes you are so get on it
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> moses for jews jesus for christians mohammed for muslims
57:00 <faux> im not conforming because people are dickheads!
58:00 <Kelevra> true
58:00 <Skrotus> I don't know what faux is
58:00 <johninja> thats what being a muslim is all about
58:00 <Skrotus> religion wise
58:00 <Kelevra> who was the one who said you should just quit school or some shit to become a wife
58:00 <faux> i was baptised as a maronite catholic
58:00 <Kelevra> or asked why you waste your time
58:00 <Skrotus> ah okay
58:00 <faux> WiLd_TuRkeY
58:00 <Kelevra> LOL
58:00 <Kelevra> WiLd_TuRkeY ya cunt
58:00 <johninja> get a dog up ya mm8
58:00 <faux> apparently im wasting my time studying at uni cos im just gonna end up a muslim house wife
58:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <johninja> lol
59:00 <Kelevra> ON YA BIKE 
59:00 <Nikky`> true faux.. it was stated on irc
59:00 <Nikky`> so must be true
59:00 <faux> i know right!
59:00 <faux> OMG
59:00 <faux> WTF
59:00 <faux> these maccas cunts dont deliver to my area
59:00 <Skrotus> well I only marry ladies with a phd
59:00 <faux> theyre like up the road
59:00 <flagen> http://www.justin.tv/pzpzpz/b/259153070
59:00 <faux> whhhhhhy
59:00 <johninja> lol too dangerous
59:00 <Nikky`> I say quit now
59:00 <faux>  iwant foods
59:00 <Kelevra> that's fucking stupid
59:00 <Kelevra> see I could forsee this maccas delivery failing in some way
59:00 <faux> yeah
59:00 <Rak> maccas deliver?
00:00 <Skrotus> if they market it properly it won't fail
00:00 <Kelevra> any bet an employee ends up at gun point
00:00 <faux> god dont you sydney cunts read
00:00 <faux> its advertised everywhere
00:00 <johninja> whats the minimum delivery though?
00:00 <flagen> Kelevra, you know their going to piss all over your order right
00:00 <faux> $25
00:00 <johninja> and is there a charge?
00:00 <johninja> ahh
00:00 <flagen> family dinner box ?
00:00 <faux> no
00:00 <Rak> maybe it's only advertised in bogen 'burbs
00:00 <Kelevra> no one pisses on my orders
00:00 <johninja> i'm not paying a premium to have some kid spit in my drink
00:00 <Skrotus> loads of drunk people will though
00:00 <Skrotus> also lazy fat people
01:00 <faux> ^
01:00 <faux> :D
01:00 <johninja> yeah its aws for lazy fat ppl
01:00 <flagen> sif maccas deliver
01:00 <faux> its only 5-9pm
01:00 <faux> assholes
01:00 <Skrotus> ah
01:00 <megamanga> can you pay on delivery?
01:00 <faux> yup
01:00 <johninja> $25 is a lot of maccas
01:00 <megamanga> sweet
01:00 <faux> actually im not sure
01:00 <Skrotus> they should make it 24hours thursday-saturday
01:00 <Kelevra> I don't know many fat people who eat maccas
01:00 <megamanga> who do we know who we hate in sydney?
01:00 <flagen> johninja, not really
01:00 <megamanga> 80 bucks of maccas to their door
01:00 <flagen> family dinner box you only get like 4 burgers
01:00 <couleurs> hi Skrotus 
01:00 <Skrotus> hi couleurs 
01:00 <johninja> lol family dinner box
01:00 <flagen> lol
01:00 <Kelevra> I've never ordered 80 bux of maccas
01:00 <johninja> i didn't even know they had a dinner box
01:00 <Kelevra> dave you're a fat kent
02:00 <faux> they do
02:00 <flagen> yeh
02:00 <flagen> they do idts 20 dollars
02:00 <johninja> fuck
02:00 <faux> 2 big macs , 2 cheeseburges, 6 nuggets, 4 chips, 4 drinks
02:00 <Kelevra> mmmm 4 drinks
02:00 <Skrotus> 4 whole chips
02:00 <flagen> thats only 4 burgers
02:00 <johninja> you could get pizza for that
02:00 <flagen> how can a family get a feed out of that?
02:00 <faux> or you can replace the fries with salad.
02:00 <faux> lol
02:00 <flagen> yer
02:00 <Kelevra> I'd suck off a homeless man for a maccas syrup coke right now
02:00 <flagen> you could get a real good pizza for that
02:00 <flagen> fuck maccas
02:00 <Skrotus> the average family is only like 2 kids now I think
02:00 <flagen> go to mediteranian resturant
02:00 <Skrotus> it used to be 2.4 or something
02:00 <faux> for the 'health conscious'
02:00 <thisbnorti> Kelevra : seriously?
02:00 <johninja> lo
02:00 <Skrotus> I expect it's smaller now
03:00 <Kelevra> of course, I typed it on irc, it's true
03:00 <faux> pfft me and my cousin attempted to smash a family inner box and failed
03:00 <thisbnorti> we get free pancakes and mayple syrup 
03:00 <megamanga> i could eat a dinner box
03:00 <flagen> smash?
03:00 <megamanga> id throw up but id eat it
03:00 <thisbnorti> but.....
03:00 <flagen> 2 cheeseburgers 2 big macs lol thats fuckall
03:00 <flagen> for 20 dollars?
03:00 <partay> those inner boxes are tough
03:00 <Skrotus> my friend used to eat 24 piece buckets by himself
03:00 <Kelevra> when I was with dyl we got 8 hotcake orders and 5 sausage and egg mc muffins
03:00 <flagen> thats a rip off
03:00 <thisbnorti> no,  theyrey free
03:00 <flagen> coke isn't even real
03:00 <flagen> fucking syrup
03:00 <Kelevra> we didn't eat breakfast there for ages we were so turned off
03:00 <faux> i had a big mac , cheeseburger, 3 nuggets and some fries
03:00 <faux> and i felt so sick
03:00 <johninja> some people prefer it
04:00 <johninja> i guess hungry jack will start delivering now too
04:00 <johninja> thats wheere its at
04:00 <Kelevra> faux I always go the big mac and cheeseburger, I can never figure out which I like so I get both but I didn't dig the mini mac
04:00 <Kelevra> =\
04:00 <faux> lol its only like 1 store in syd lets not get ahead of ourselves
04:00 <faux> yeah mel their big macs are like their best
04:00 <johninja> i kinda went off the big mac
05:00 <johninja> not enough bacon
05:00 <faux> they try too hard wit hthe other burgers
05:00 <faux> you can ask for bacon
05:00 <faux> lol
05:00 <Skrotus> I wish everybody would get on these online ordering sites, I hate phones
05:00 <flagen> go to hungry jacks
05:00 <flagen> hungry jacks is way better
05:00 <johninja> agreed
05:00 <Kelevra> kfc's new burger for 4.25 looks good
05:00 <flagen> KFC is shit
05:00 <johninja> i don't mind the macccas double beef and bacon
05:00 <Kelevra> and so do the new wraps from maccas
05:00 <johninja> thats a pretty good burger
05:00 <flagen> i dont mind KFC mashed potato though
05:00 <Kelevra> maccas bacon is shiteee
05:00 <faux> far out wtf do i do in my sleep, i lost my ring and one of my earrings
05:00 <faux> :S
05:00 <partay> The angus burger is dandy
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <Skrotus> I never like the bacon
06:00 <flagen> hungry jacks bacon deluxe
06:00 <Kelevra> I lost an earring on my way to melbourne
06:00 <Skrotus> I mean I like bacon but it's always crappy bacon
06:00 <johninja> blashpemy Skrotus
06:00 <faux> im searching everywhere in my bed sheets and theyre like non existent wahhhh
06:00 <johninja> lucky
06:00 <johninja> hmm
06:00 <faux> blashpemy
06:00 <Kelevra> it's fucking shit, I'd rather lose both and not have a reminder of how I am so shit at life
06:00 <konkat> blashphemy
06:00 <faux> fail
06:00 <johninja> eat a dick cuntz
06:00 <flagen> calm down
06:00 <flagen> havea goon
06:00 <faux> he typo'd the typo
06:00 <Skrotus> I'd cry if I lost my earring
06:00 <faux> he fails
06:00 <johninja> you especially konkat
07:00 <Kelevra> bad joke but woe is me
07:00 <flagen> ;/
07:00 <faux> .
07:00 <johninja> yeah that is a shit joke
07:00 <johninja> you are propegating the myth that pitbulls are dangerous
07:00 <konkat> blashphemy = worst kind of blasphemy - worse than blashpemy
07:00 <Kelevra> YEAH SO'S YA MUM
07:00 <Kelevra> hawhawhaw
07:00 <konkat> johninja: are you going to say its all the owners?
07:00 <faux> and stay out
08:00 <megamanga> tits out fo rthe boyssssss
08:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/300947_10151442118969992_2077197909_n.jpg 
08:00 <johninja> looks pretty harmless to me
08:00 <konkat> johninja: 
08:00 <konkat> are you going to say its the owner?
08:00 <johninja> get a decent irc client fuckstick
08:00 <faux> and stay out
08:00 <johninja> loool
08:00 <faux> do you live on mars
08:00 <faux> why is teh ground red
08:00 <johninja> yes
09:00 <johninja> its semi-arid desert 
09:00 <Skrotus> I want to live on mars but they won't let me because I'm crazy
09:00 <Kelevra> yeah I've seen a pic of johninja's ground outside
09:00 <Kelevra> it's all red looking
09:00 <konkat> ok
09:00 <konkat> done
09:00 <johninja> quit fertile soil but just never rains
09:00 <konkat> so its the owner, johninja?
09:00 <Kelevra> probably from the girls he slaughters in his backyard
09:00 <johninja> its your mum
09:00 <Kelevra> `seen TheCrow
09:00 <prowl> Kelevra, TheCrow ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 7 weeks 2 days 18 minutes ago (07.10. 19:51) stating "Quit: bbl xox" after spending 15 minutes there.
09:00 <Kelevra> =P
09:00 <Kelevra> jks
09:00 <konkat> cool joke, dude
09:00 <johninja> lolol
09:00 <johninja> ty
09:00 <faux> what happeend to thecrow
09:00 <Kelevra> haha
10:00 <faux> werent u dating
10:00 <konkat> you two still together?
10:00 <megamanga> i think i should grow a mullet
10:00 <johninja> she left irc because konkat and picard were bullying her
10:00 <Skrotus> she said bbl 7 weeks ago?
10:00 <konkat> rootin' with 0s and 1s
10:00 <Kelevra> 7 weeks? someone takeover her nick
10:00 <Skrotus> but she said bbl she should be back any time now
10:00 <Kelevra> doittoshither.org
10:00 <flagen> Channel Modes:/channel
10:00 <flagen> Clear://clear
10:00 <johninja> you realise i kinda met her irl konkat so that joke doesn't really work anymore right?
10:00 <faux> it went beyond 0s and 1s konkat keep up
10:00 <johninja> .02 points for effort though
11:00 <megamanga> did u smash her box
11:00 <johninja> ;)
11:00 <megamanga> or her asshole?
11:00 <Skrotus> I met her once or twice
11:00 <johninja> no comment
11:00 <faux> so you went to melb for a month boned and then came home
11:00 <faux> borefest
11:00 <megamanga> so she smashed your asshole
11:00 <johninja> lol
11:00 <megamanga> got it
11:00 <Kelevra> they shared fluids of some sort of nature
11:00 <johninja> yes
11:00 <partay> is she tidy?
11:00 <megamanga> haha tidy
11:00 <faux> gagging  rn
11:00 <konkat> yes but it was only for a few days wasnt it... back to 0s and 1s
11:00 <megamanga> does she pop her chin out and shout CUM ON MY FACE!
11:00 <Kelevra> a few days?
11:00 <johninja> does that upset you konkat?
11:00 <johninja> you seem MAD bro
12:00 <Skrotus> who is konkat?
12:00 <konkat> yes im furious 
12:00 <johninja> a nobody
12:00 <konkat> im throwing shit all over the room
12:00 <Kelevra> is konkat hot?
12:00 <konkat> Kelevra - no
12:00 <Skrotus> did he have a different nick or is he newish?
12:00 <Kelevra> oh wells
12:00 <johninja> if you lie people that look like rodents i guess
12:00 <konkat> lie
12:00 <Kelevra> nah I don't dig rroents
12:00 <Kelevra> rodents
12:00 <faux> hes cute not gonna lie but has the personality of a pancake
12:00 <johninja> unlucky
12:00 <faux> lool
12:00 <faux> im so funny
12:00 <konkat> flat
12:00 <Kelevra> I love pancakes
12:00 <partay> lol
12:00 <konkat> shes saying im funny
12:00 <konkat> wait
13:00 <konkat> no shes not
13:00 <johninja> you are the only person who thinks you are funny
13:00 <Skrotus> me too pancakes are great
13:00 <johninja> thats the sad part
13:00 <konkat> some pancakes can look funny
13:00 <Mew> konkat looks a bit like The_Baron if youve seen him 
13:00 <Serenity> isnt konkat legless?
13:00 <Kelevra> wait if he was from melbourne he'd have porked thecrow
13:00 <konkat> hahahaha
13:00 <faux> no
13:00 <Serenity> oh
13:00 <Kelevra> so I guess he's foreign
13:00 <Kelevra> =(
13:00 <Serenity> who is it
13:00 <konkat> tiny teddy
13:00 <johninja> he is from melbourne and he failed so he is hating on someone who actually fucking did
13:00 <Serenity> TINY TEDDY ICE CREAM
13:00 <johninja> waahhh
13:00 <Serenity> hnngg
13:00 <konkat> that is me
13:00 <stompin> TITS
13:00 <stompin> and VAGIAN
13:00 <Serenity> all good i remember
13:00 <flagen> pz took a pic
14:00 <flagen> today
14:00 <Kelevra> so wait, he's from melbourne and cute and I've not banged him
14:00 <Skrotus> doesn't ring any bells for me
14:00 <Serenity> speak to my heart with food
14:00 <Kelevra> see i'm not a slut afterall!
14:00 <johninja> lol
14:00 <faux> god
14:00 <stompin> FAG
14:00 <flagen> fuck cant wait for payday
14:00 <konkat> had a tiny teddy and toblerone cheesecake the other day
14:00 <Kelevra> flagen amen to that
14:00 <Serenity> holy fucking shit
14:00 <partay> Kelevra since when does cute come into your calculations ?
14:00 <Serenity> thats amazing
14:00 <flagen> broke as a joke
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> birds eye vaginas
14:00 <Skrotus> I got paid a few hours ago
14:00 <flagen> but i got smokes and goon
14:00 <couleurs> blues clues
14:00 <konkat> yer it was bullshit amazing
14:00 <Kelevra> partay we can't judge everyone I've dated/fucked on anthonys looks
15:00 <megamanga> whos anthony
15:00 <Serenity> ive been trying to convince my son he wants a cheesecake for his birthday party on saturday but he told me quite sternly he doesnt LIKE cheesecake.
15:00 <johninja> Kelevra thinks a plank of wood covered in feces is cute
15:00 <megamanga> is that johninja ?
15:00 <Serenity> heethen
15:00 <Serenity> heathen
15:00 <Skrotus> I don't know what any of these people look like anyway
15:00 <Kelevra> I've had winners, they just don't come online anymore
15:00 <partay> heh i like how he is used as a point of reference of everything bad in a male 
15:00 <megamanga> GET A HAIRCUT johninja 
15:00 <johninja> lol
15:00 <Kelevra> johninja cause it was, that's why I banged it!
15:00 <Kelevra> =P
15:00 <Serenity> i know what john looks like.
15:00 <konkat> so make him like it...he probs hasnt had the tiny teddy influence 
15:00 <Serenity> we're going to have an affair one day
15:00 <faux> we all know what he looks like
15:00 <Serenity> whether he wants to or not
15:00 <faux> and his penis
15:00 <johninja> people don't know what i look like by now?
15:00 <Skrotus> I think I might have seen johninja 
15:00 <konkat> Kelevra: wtf do you look like? photos now, or burn on a stake 
15:00 <Skrotus> I know I've seen his penis anyway
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo i love my upstairs neighbour hes like u can have it loud as just turn it down at midnight ye
15:00 <Skrotus> :/
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye as!
15:00 <Serenity> speaking of photos mel
16:00 <Serenity> you said you'd take some for me
16:00 <Serenity> do it right now
16:00 <megamanga> i have photos
16:00 <flagen> this is me http://oi39.tinypic.com/2z750tw.jpg
16:00 <Kelevra> yeah I'll get on it tonight =D
16:00 <konkat> :)
16:00 <konkat> :(*
16:00 <konkat> ffs
16:00 <konkat> i need a wine
16:00 <faux> lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllol
16:00 <MoonShadow> go photo crazyyyyyy
16:00 <megamanga> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/960183_411105442320809_1417805390_n.jpg thats me
16:00 <konkat> laughing laughing laughing laughing etc
16:00 <Serenity> you have a stunning complexion megamanga
16:00 <Skrotus> looking good megamanga 
16:00 <megamanga> why thank you!
16:00 <johninja> lol@get a haircut
17:00 <Kelevra> konkat give us a geeze of you?
17:00 <couleurs> is that smoke in your photo or is your webcam from 1992
17:00 <Kelevra> please
17:00 <johninja> matthew was still raging about that the other day
17:00 <konkat> Matthew the gay?
17:00 <flagen> couleurs, rollies
17:00 <konkat> `seen matthew
17:00 <Serenity> why are people so concerned about other peoples hair
17:00 <prowl> konkat, I found 2 matches to your query: Matthew1, Matthew. Matthew1 ([email protected]) was last seen joining #brisbane 1 hour 44 minutes ago (27.11. 18:32). Matthew1 is still there.
17:00 <johninja> he found my profile pic from like febuary last year
17:00 <megamanga> i have photos of me from the mexican wrestling... thats about it
17:00 <Serenity> i copped shit for ages for having coloured hair.. seriously..
17:00 <Kelevra> Serenity I found johns bald look shocking when I saw him
17:00 <Skrotus> really?
17:00 <johninja> :o
17:00 <Kelevra> I was like 'oh fuck it's john'
17:00 <Kelevra> LOL
17:00 <Skrotus> I like ridiculously coloured hair
17:00 <johninja> lol
17:00 <MoonShadow> lol
18:00 <Serenity> hot pink, blue etc
18:00 <couleurs> rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin
18:00 <Skrotus> fluro whatever
18:00 <stompin> bewbies
18:00 <Kelevra> even lee was shocked
18:00 <MoonShadow> i was like wtf did u doooo
18:00 <Serenity> cant remember who it was but every time this dick came on here he was like
18:00 <MoonShadow> i was overly shocked
18:00 <konkat> fuck the Black Keys really do have a great catalogue 
18:00 <Kelevra> I wish I had've shaved it, it's a rush shaving a mans head
18:00 <johninja> i figured i'm getting old so might as well just keep it short
18:00 <Serenity> YEAH... WELL. YOUR HAIR IS PINK.
18:00 <Serenity> ok cool dude?
18:00 <flagen> Netz probable still has a old pic of me
18:00 <johninja> ooh
18:00 <Kelevra> 'will I or won't I, cut his ear off'
18:00 <Kelevra> ^.^
18:00 <johninja> lol
18:00 <Skrotus> hey Liinda 
18:00 <konkat> omg
18:00 <MoonShadow> lol Kelevra 
18:00 <johninja> chaos
19:00 <flagen> whos loading clones dumb shit
19:00 <Liinda> hi skrotes
19:00 <couleurs> rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin
19:00 <Liinda> konkat
19:00 <konkat> stfu
19:00 <johninja> everyone calm down 
19:00 <megamanga> its fibry
19:00 <Kelevra> attac ofth clones
19:00 <Skrotus> it's fibry he's not loading clones
19:00 <johninja> its just fibry
19:00 <Liinda> fu
19:00 <flagen> lol
19:00 <Skrotus> he's just trying to get in
19:00 <couleurs> Hahaha.
19:00 <flagen> hahaha
19:00 <Liinda> =)
19:00 <couleurs> Mad.
19:00 <Kelevra> attack of the clones*
19:00 <MoonShadow> lol
19:00 <Liinda> couleurs
19:00 <Kelevra> how am I fkn lagging
19:00 <couleurs> hii Liinda 
19:00 <johninja> your internet has herpies
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have nipples megamanga can you milk me?
19:00 <Kelevra> it and my ex have shit in common, winner!
19:00 <konkat> HAHAHAHA PandasDontDrive
19:00 <MoonShadow> oh wow
19:00 <johninja> lol
19:00 <megamanga> im busy milking my pet ostrich, you're next
19:00 <johninja> sick brun
20:00 <Kelevra> haha
20:00 <MoonShadow> bbs ganna goo n work out 
20:00 <Kelevra> do ostrich exist in aus?
20:00 <konkat> emu
20:00 <johninja> they are pretty much ecentricer emus
20:00 <megamanga> yeah they do
20:00 <flagen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjyyoAeHPzU
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Petrol Powered Goon Bag Holocaust - Hey White Cunt ( Abocore ) (Mar 23, 2010) 1:31 - Category: Music - 96,842 views - 756 likes (92.9%), 58 dislikes (7.1%)
20:00 <Kelevra> yeah emus are different
20:00 <Serenity> CAUSE WHEN YOU REACH OVER AND PUT YOUR HAND INTO A PILE OF GOO
20:00 <megamanga> they breed them here for their feathers
20:00 <Serenity> YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO
20:00 <Liinda> emus and ostriches scare the fuck out of me
20:00 <johninja> YOU are different 
20:00 <Serenity> FORGET IT MARGE
20:00 <Serenity> ITS CHINA TOWN
20:00 <Kelevra> I'd love a feather, probably expensive though
21:00 <Skrotus> we have cassowary
21:00 <megamanga> very
21:00 <Skrotus> they can kill
21:00 <Liinda> Kelevra no they sell them online
21:00 <megamanga> they use them for industrial cleaning
21:00 <johninja> yeah cassowarys are mad cunts
21:00 <Kelevra> emus are dumb, they eat cigarettes if you hold them close neough
21:00 <Liinda> not sure if they are real ones
21:00 <johninja> do you seriously want emu feathers?
21:00 <MoonShadow> Kelevra:  an johninja  r hooties
21:00 <Kelevra> I'd cope with a few fake ones
21:00 <konkat> they are smart. they hide by sticking their heads into the ground. very smart.
21:00 <MoonShadow> hoties even 
21:00 <johninja> they keep jumping in front of the car
21:00 <Serenity> theres an ice cream place here called simmos they have a pet emu at their original store
21:00 <Kelevra> mmoon <3
21:00 <Serenity> it steals your ice cream
21:00 <Kelevra> MoonShadow <3
21:00 <MoonShadow> <3
22:00 <Kelevra> fkn lag cunt bitch mother fucker molested prick wanker bastard fuckwad
22:00 <Kelevra> lag
22:00 <johninja> lol
22:00 <MoonShadow> ohhh
22:00 <johninja> fiesty
22:00 <MoonShadow> Kelevra:  settle pettle
22:00 <konkat> blood
22:00 <Kelevra> been swearing way too much lately =\
22:00 <johninja> Kelevra is a latino
22:00 <MoonShadow> u have been its out of controll
22:00 <Kelevra> I use to get asked that lol
22:00 <couleurs> shits fucked cunts
22:00 <Kelevra> then it became the 'are you indian'
22:00 <transincorporation> Reverend Billy's off to jail for a year.
22:00 <Kelevra> fkn cunts
22:00 <johninja> hmmm indian
22:00 <MoonShadow> lol
23:00 <johninja> yeah i can see that a BIT
23:00 <johninja> you don't really have an indian face though
23:00 <MoonShadow> k really brb workingout
23:00 <Kelevra> as if! you look more indian you black cunt
23:00 <megamanga> wanna buy some magic?
23:00 <johninja> native american perhaps
23:00 <johninja> hahaha
23:00 <Kelevra> =P
23:00 <johninja> thats only my bogan tan
23:00 <johninja> i'm white as a sheet underneath
23:00 <Kelevra> not many bogans tan
23:00 <megamanga> http://www.funsted.com/pdata/t/l-3356.jpg wanna buy some magic ?
24:00 <Skrotus> I do
24:00 <Kelevra> dave I swear in another life you did shit tons of drugs
24:00 <Kelevra> all the fun ones
24:00 <megamanga> me?
24:00 <Kelevra> yup
24:00 <megamanga> i dont need to
24:00 <megamanga> im awesome already
24:00 <Kelevra> not in this life
24:00 <Serenity> bogans dont tan.. theyre the ones on jan 27th posting all over facebook FARK M8 CARNT BLEEV 'OW FARKEN BURNT I GOT AYE with their white wifebeater permanently marked into their pudgy flesh
24:00 <Kelevra> that you are
25:00 <Liinda> wb cuntcat :P
25:00 <Kelevra> LOL Serenity
25:00 <concat> omg i see what you did there
25:00 <Skrotus> omg Liinda such language
25:00 <Liinda> hehehe
25:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <Liinda> oops typo 
25:00 <flagen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDHJu62X7ww
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: inxs - suicide blonde (1990) (Apr 14, 2011) 3:51 - Category: Music - 360,698 views - 1,200 likes (97.6%), 30 dislikes (2.4%)
25:00 <concat> Nikky` - tits or gtfo
25:00 <Kelevra> so like lee
25:00 <Nikky`> I'll leave
25:00 <johninja> make him gtfo
26:00 <johninja> that was the deal
26:00 <Kelevra> she's working out and I'm molesting a rolo chocolate bar in my mind thats in the fridge
26:00 <Kelevra> hrm hrm hrmmmmm
26:00 <johninja> lol
26:00 <concat> johninja: lemonade with beer ROFL
26:00 <Skrotus> your mind is in the fridge?
26:00 <Liinda> omg rolo
26:00 <Kelevra> that's a shandy
26:00 <johninja> concat i <3 COCKtails
26:00 <megamanga> what drugs would i have done
26:00 <ITaL^GuY> hiiii Liinda xx
26:00 <johninja> drink some fucking beer ya poof
26:00 <megamanga> pieter says i inject marijuana
26:00 <Kelevra> Liinda they're so good hey
26:00 <ITaL^GuY> how the tooth?
26:00 <Liinda> ITaL^GuYheys hunnie
27:00 <johninja> my shandy would knock you on your ass
27:00 <Liinda> ITaL^GuY ive been popping panadols every few hours
27:00 <concat> love beer, but sans lemonade, because i refuse to take copious amounts of phallus in my ass
27:00 <Skrotus> my dad likes the shandys
27:00 <Skrotus> or used to
27:00 <couleurs> don't call me hunnie
27:00 <Kelevra> megamanga if you're into docos theres one called the cure about weed and this cop pretty much injects his daughter with cannibus
27:00 <johninja> concatrage
27:00 <Liinda> couleurs u said it was ok last night
27:00 <Liinda> cuntrage
27:00 <Kelevra> it's this bung straight to her heart or blood stream
27:00 <concat> oh yer im furious
27:00 <concat> i come on irc to rage
27:00 <Liinda> :P
27:00 <Kelevra> so don't knock it till you try it
27:00 <megamanga> what for
27:00 <Skrotus> :/
27:00 <concat> :(
27:00 <johninja> you seem pretty furious bru
27:00 <stompin> hey Liinda ;)
27:00 <Liinda> hiya stompeh
28:00 <Kelevra> the cop has twin daughters and one dies but the other survives
28:00 <johninja> go bat one out or something
28:00 <johninja> i'm sick of your slap fights
28:00 <concat> i am...ive ripped out 4 fists of hair since i joined
28:00 <Nikky`> I'm furious
28:00 <megamanga> yeah not into heart string tugging docos
28:00 <megamanga> show me the whale sperm
28:00 <Kelevra> she has cancer
28:00 <Kelevra> but the shit the cop does cures it
28:00 <johninja> Nikky` is cute when she is furious though
28:00 <Kelevra> it's a true heart warming story
28:00 <johninja> like an angry butterfly~
28:00 <stompin> parrot/big birds can go to hell
28:00 <Nikky`> naww johninja.. only coz its hard to stay mad at you
28:00 <stompin> scratches in the new ute :(
28:00 <johninja> ;D
29:00 <johninja> hi Glen Choco
29:00 <Nikky`> well someone hit my car in car park yesterday and damaged it
29:00 <johninja> :(
29:00 <johninja> assholes
29:00 <Skrotus> wasn't me
29:00 <flagen> not much you can do about that
29:00 <Nikky`> if I find them.. they shall die
29:00 <johninja> it was probably concat, he drives like an asian
29:00 <Nikky`> lol
30:00 <MoonShadow> ohhhhh
30:00 <MoonShadow> awww shadowz is talkin to me shes on her bowl
31:00 <stompin> boom
31:00 <johninja> shake shake shake the room
31:00 <Nikky`> shadowz?
31:00 <MoonShadow> love n miss that song
31:00 <MoonShadow> yes my bird shadow
31:00 <Nikky`> oooh
32:00 <johninja> is that the one that kept doing tricks and waking me up lol
32:00 <Nikky`> 21 more working days
32:00 <Skrotus> pics
32:00 <johninja> he's pretty
32:00 <MoonShadow> indian ring neck but femals are called something els
32:00 <MoonShadow> yesss lol 
32:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5BJXwNeKsQ 
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tom Petty - Learning To Fly (Dec 13, 2009) 4:10 - Category: Music - 5,240,199 views - 18,662 likes (98.3%), 319 dislikes (1.7%)
32:00 <MoonShadow> ohhhhh
32:00 <MoonShadow> Skrotus: ???
33:00 <johninja> looks like he would bite the fuck out of you
33:00 <Skrotus> !!!
33:00 <johninja> i didn't get too close
33:00 <MoonShadow> shes playing with her toy atm
33:00 <johninja> /she
33:00 <johninja> i have a hard time telling with birds
33:00 <MoonShadow> lol she almost bit me
33:00 <johninja> luckily i'm not a male bird lol
33:00 <johninja> "oh shit sorry bruz, thought you was a chick and stuff"
34:00 <MoonShadow> ywah well i figure if it was male she would have a much longer tail
34:00 <flagen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFC6b7BP8IQ
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: U2-Until the end of the world (Lyrics) (Sep 15, 2012) 4:39 - Category: Music - 1,153 views - 7 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
34:00 <MoonShadow> lol
34:00 <MoonShadow> hahahahahhha
35:00 <transincorporation> Pahahahahah.
35:00 <MoonShadow> errr 
35:00 <Skrotus> hi fibry 
36:00 <stompin> oooooo
36:00 <MoonShadow> brb ganna do another work out only doinga few mins at a time to ease my self back in to it
36:00 <stompin> 2 days then weekend!
36:00 <johninja> i want to watch mundine getting beaten up
36:00 <MoonShadow> woooooooot
36:00 <MoonShadow> brb
38:00 <megamanga> can somebody please deliver beer to my door
39:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/q79/s720x720/1460067_519312024830919_547183135_n.jpg 
39:00 <fawks> and some dinner to mine 
39:00 <fawks> ty
39:00 <fibry> megamanga:  BWS...
39:00 <megamanga> i bet that car still drove
39:00 <johninja> yeah she'll be right
39:00 <Skrotus> give me your addresses and I'll see what I can do
39:00 <johninja> just chuck her in LWD
40:00 <megamanga> its 110 mercer street, geelong
40:00 <Kelevra> megamanga don't you make beer anymore?
40:00 <megamanga> i dont have time at the moment
41:00 <megamanga> im working on automating it all in my spare time
41:00 <fawks> xm
41:00 <xm> fawks
41:00 <fawks> hi there
41:00 <MoonShadow> wooooo fuck  me im hotttttt
41:00 <xm> i thought i lost my hard drive contents, panicked, but it's all good. still all here
41:00 <Skrotus> hi xm
42:00 <xm> skrotus
42:00 <MoonShadow> blood is boiling
42:00 <Skrotus> have an ice bath
42:00 <MoonShadow> ibsmell funky
42:00 <Skrotus> :/
42:00 <fawks> ..
42:00 <MoonShadow> im all hot n sweaty
43:00 <fawks> have a shower.
43:00 <MoonShadow> its ok i was only working out  not fucking my self
43:00 <couleurs> Brb every one
43:00 <megamanga> fuckin
43:00 <megamanga> bob saget
43:00 <MoonShadow> no need gondonmore work out tonight so i sleep better
43:00 <Skrotus> hurry back couleurs 
43:00 <flagen> Bob Seger  
43:00 <MoonShadow> doin five mins at a time
44:00 <couleurs> ok
44:00 <megamanga> congrats you do 5 mins at a time, thats a waste of a workout
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
44:00 <MoonShadow> megamanga:  im easing my self back into it 
44:00 <megamanga> thats a cool story bro
44:00 <megamanga> needs more unicorns n shit
44:00 <fawks> lmao
44:00 <Nikky`> lol
44:00 <MoonShadow> didnt know i was a gug
45:00 <fawks> gug
45:00 <MoonShadow> wow
45:00 <Nikky`> min should be 45mins MoonShadow.. go slow but don't stop
45:00 <MoonShadow> mind blon
45:00 <MoonShadow> blown
45:00 <MoonShadow> fucken
45:00 <megamanga> http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1385533306755.gif
45:00 <fawks> 30 mins is min
45:00 <flagen> HAHAHAHA
45:00 <Nikky`> lol megamanga
46:00 <MoonShadow> welll im not doing sit ups for that long lol
46:00 <Nikky`> nooooo fawks.. I said 45mins young lady
46:00 <Skrotus> 37.5 minutes and that's final
46:00 <fawks> If she's 'easing' back into it 45 mins is far too long lol
46:00 <MoonShadow> spesh for sit ups
46:00 <johninja> Nikky` is a harsh mistress
46:00 <MoonShadow> lol
46:00 <Nikky`> well you need to do more than situps
46:00 <Nikky`> i nearly typed shitups
47:00 <johninja> lol
47:00 <johninja> she must have a bangin bod
47:00 <MoonShadow> Nikky`:  i know but i only wanna lose a bit of my belly 
47:00 <MoonShadow> lol
47:00 <Nikky`> lol harsh? noooo
47:00 <johninja> hang out with peiter for a bit
47:00 <Nikky`> if I did 45mins tonight everyone bloody well can
47:00 <Skrotus> situps are probably the wrong way to go about that
47:00 <Nikky`> :P
48:00 <MoonShadow> Nikky`:  ibhave other things ill do more but for tonight jzust situps
48:00 <johninja> Skrotus is a personal trainer
48:00 <johninja> he'll sort you out
48:00 <MoonShadow> i normaly do 2 hours for full work out
48:00 <Nikky`> No worries..I am sure you will sort it out :o)
48:00 <Nikky`> I can't do fitball squats anymore tho..since I did my ligament
48:00 <Nikky`> :/
49:00 <flagen> i teach kung fu
49:00 <MoonShadow> damn 
49:00 <MoonShadow> hugs for Nikky` 
49:00 <Nikky`> I had to change my program
49:00 <flagen> i can tell you a deadly kung fu move
49:00 <johninja> i don' teven know what they are but sound impressive and painful and disapointing all at the same time
49:00 <Nikky`> lol
49:00 <megamanga> these liberians are fucked
49:00 <flagen> simple really, arms up, leg up, down on the hip hard as you can
50:00 <stompin> cuntz
50:00 <flagen> practice that
50:00 <flagen> move leg up
50:00 <flagen> down on the hip
50:00 <MoonShadow> sex is gooood for a really vood work out
50:00 <flagen> kill them all
50:00 <flagen> i am a trained killer
50:00 <Nikky`> so am I flagen
50:00 <MoonShadow> ping pong
50:00 <Nikky`> with my gun pew pew
50:00 <MoonShadow> lol
50:00 <flagen> did kung fu for years bruce lees masters
51:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OUCpKzMAbQ 
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers- Something in the Air (Nov 23, 2008) 3:18 - Category: Music - 81,855 views - 259 likes (99.2%), 2 dislikes (0.8%)
51:00 <johninja> i used to study under bruce lee
51:00 <johninja> he was on the 5th, i was on the 3rd
51:00 <Nikky`> I am bruce lee
51:00 <Nikky`> take that
51:00 <Nikky`> :P
51:00 <flagen> johninja, have you heard of choy lay fut ?
51:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <johninja> no
51:00 <flagen> bok sing
51:00 <stompin> feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg
51:00 <johninja> sounds like a bit of poly pipe and a delcicious meal
51:00 <MoonShadow> mmmmmm icey water yummmmm
51:00 <flagen> northern shaolin ?
52:00 <johninja> ah
52:00 <flagen> thai chi
52:00 <flagen> inner chi for matrix style
52:00 <johninja> wang chun
52:00 <flagen> hahhh
52:00 <flagen> u know wang a chun
52:00 <MoonShadow> cum cum cum
52:00 <stompin> in ur bum
52:00 <MoonShadow> NOOOOOOO
52:00 <johninja> yeah its interesting stuff
52:00 <couleurs> ;~)
52:00 <MoonShadow> ewwwww
52:00 <Nikky`> very
53:00 <johninja> i been reading a bit about budo lately
53:00 <Nikky`> I shall sleep tonight now
53:00 <MoonShadow> ur grosss
53:00 <stompin> im joking :P
53:00 <johninja> the orient...ahh so mystical
53:00 <MoonShadow> thank gd
53:00 <stompin> was the first world that rhymed with cum
53:00 <MoonShadow> lol
53:00 <MoonShadow> i neeed a good root right about now 
53:00 <thisbnorti> man this meerkat mates me laughs
53:00 <stompin> dildo.
53:00 <MoonShadow> no
54:00 <MoonShadow> i rather a cock
54:00 <MoonShadow> thebrealll xeal or nothing
54:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
54:00 <MoonShadow> ummmm
54:00 <georgeandwell> who is brian griffiths
54:00 <MoonShadow> omg ^pHANTOM^  hiiiiiiiiii
55:00 <Nikky`> family guy
55:00 <Nikky`> the dog
55:00 <stompin> ya mumma
55:00 <MoonShadow> where the hell u been
55:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
55:00 <^pHANTOM^> hiding.
55:00 <^pHANTOM^> ;)
55:00 <^pHANTOM^> hi MoonShadow
55:00 <MoonShadow> sif hide
55:00 <MoonShadow> hihi
55:00 <partay> georgeandwell ever watched 'Family Guy' ?
55:00 <Nikky`> why come out of hiding then? ruined it
55:00 <flagen> might take the dog for a walk
55:00 <MoonShadow> coz he missex e
55:00 <MoonShadow> missed me
56:00 <MoonShadow> im  justvguessing
56:00 <^pHANTOM^> :D
56:00 <MoonShadow> lol
56:00 <MoonShadow> brb gaanna jump on   comp this tablet is suittinme
56:00 <georgeandwell> nah
56:00 <georgeandwell> i think family guy is shit
56:00 <partay> georgeandwell you need to 
57:00 <Skrotus> I enjoyed it for a while
57:00 <partay> thats why you have the personality of a retard
57:00 <Skrotus> but then it got boring
57:00 <Skrotus> because it's all the same stuff over and over
57:00 <georgeandwell> its humour that appeals to retards more like it
57:00 <partay> georgeandwell i bet you watch home and away
57:00 <georgeandwell> southpark did the best analysis of that show
58:00 <georgeandwell> i watched a few cos my mate said it was good
59:00 <Skrotus> hi {LeE} 
59:00 <{LeE}> [02:14:43:pm] <faux> COCKS AND CATS
59:00 <{LeE}> hi
59:00 <couleurs> ;~)
59:00 <georgeandwell> home and away is like the ultimate bullcrap 
59:00 <fawks> um
59:00 <couleurs> rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin
59:00 <fawks> lol
59:00 <fawks> what
59:00 <georgeandwell> like europeans surfing...like wtf?
59:00 <georgeandwell> the english dont swim man
00:00 <{LeE}> fawks u said it
00:00 <{LeE}> ^pHANTOM^ 
00:00 <{LeE}> where u go
00:00 <^pHANTOM^> i been here.
00:00 <^pHANTOM^> :)
00:00 <{LeE}> oh pheww
00:00 <fawks> yeah I was talking about the Internet and that was hours ago why would you paste it now lol
00:00 <flagen> flip my foreskin back now and then
01:00 <Skrotus> go home flagen you're crazy
01:00 <georgeandwell> admit to having foreskin?
01:00 <georgeandwell> girls think that is gros
01:00 <{LeE}> coz that was the last thing tht was said before my internet shat it's self
01:00 <Skrotus> I am proud of my foreskin
01:00 <fawks> :/
01:00 <{LeE}> lol
02:00 <georgeandwell> some girls wont date u if u have a foreskin
02:00 <partay> georgeandwell if you had a foreskin your cock would be twice as long 
02:00 <{LeE}> <3 foreskin
02:00 <Skrotus> those girls are crap though so I don't care
02:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
02:00 <{LeE}> its more fun with foreskin
02:00 <^pHANTOM^> it is?
03:00 <{LeE}> u can hide the head of the cock
03:00 <{LeE}> yes 
03:00 <{LeE}> it is
03:00 <Skrotus> well it's more fun for the guy atleast
03:00 <{LeE}> yeah
03:00 <{LeE}> i can make a guy cum quicker 
03:00 <georgeandwell> r u a guy lee?
03:00 <{LeE}> with all the things i can doo
03:00 <{LeE}> no
03:00 <{LeE}> ima chick
04:00 <georgeandwell> ok i thought u were
04:00 <{LeE}> ummmm 
04:00 <{LeE}> yeah im a gay guy not
04:00 <{LeE}> lol
05:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol.
05:00 <{LeE}> :D
05:00 <{LeE}> omg if i was a guy i wouldnt leave my cock alone
06:00 <^pHANTOM^> hah.
06:00 <Skrotus> eh you'd get over it sooner than you think
06:00 <{LeE}> id be like meeeee feels so fucking good n id make my self cum all day long
06:00 <{LeE}> nah
06:00 <Skrotus> you can't though
06:00 <{LeE}> when i was with my lil ones dad i never left his cock alone
06:00 <Skrotus> depends on your sex drive
06:00 <Skrotus> but you can only do it so much
06:00 <{LeE}> always had to touch it n yeah
07:00 <{LeE}> i touched it every chance i got
07:00 <{LeE}> even when i was asleep id even wake up with my hand on his cock
07:00 <Skrotus> :/
07:00 <flagen> been farting so much today
07:00 <thestig> SLUT
07:00 <{LeE}> thanx
08:00 <thisbnorti> thestig : virgin
08:00 <georgeandwell> did u wake up with hairy palms
08:00 <{LeE}> lol
08:00 <thisbnorti> or a small penis?
08:00 <{LeE}> wtf
08:00 <{LeE}> he didnt have as small cock
08:00 <couleurs> sippen ice cold water n u?
08:00 <thisbnorti> hear that makes people angry
09:00 <thisbnorti> i used to be super angry when i was 6 months old
09:00 <{LeE}> what makes ppl angry
09:00 <Skrotus> who are you responding to couleurs?
09:00 <thisbnorti> would bite nipples, piss on randoms
09:00 <{LeE}> gross
09:00 <couleurs> anyone.........
09:00 <thisbnorti> lee : small dicks
09:00 <Skrotus> oh
09:00 <thisbnorti> and id shit myself too
09:00 <{LeE}> he didnt have a small dick
10:00 <{LeE}> still doesnt 
10:00 <stompin> my dick massssive
10:00 <georgeandwell> im gonna watch some 3D porn
10:00 <stompin> mcmasssive
10:00 <Skrotus> are you sure {LeE}?
10:00 <Skrotus> like have you checked?
10:00 <{LeE}> im sure sure
10:00 <{LeE}> yeah
10:00 <flagen> 13karma karma karma karma karma chameleon
10:00 <Skrotus> well there you go
11:00 <{LeE}> :P
11:00 <{LeE}> carrie
11:00 <{LeE}> is back out and itsa a new one
11:00 <Skrotus> yes
11:00 <Skrotus> they do like remaking things
11:00 <{LeE}> yes they do 
11:00 <Skrotus> saves them from coming up with anything new
12:00 <{LeE}> lmao 
12:00 <{LeE}> ywah
12:00 <Kelevra> is it out OUT?
12:00 <{LeE}> soon
12:00 <Kelevra> for download?
12:00 <couleurs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G3HHXsikps
12:00 <Kelevra> oh
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Thief gets bear sprayed and spanked by owner (Jun 12, 2012) 3:02 - Category: Science and Technology - 91,242 views - 380 likes (97.4%), 10 dislikes (2.6%)
12:00 <{LeE}> oh i dont know
12:00 <{LeE}> but i wont watch it again
12:00 <{LeE}> watched it once
12:00 <Skrotus> I think I read the book but I don't remember it
12:00 <Kelevra> you and your sister are wimps
12:00 <{LeE}> oh ok
13:00 <Kelevra> I need a horror friend
13:00 <{LeE}> didnt know there was a book
13:00 <megamanga> i watched machete kills at work lol
13:00 <{LeE}> thanx :P
13:00 <Skrotus> it's a stephen king novel
13:00 <megamanga> it was just as shit as the first
13:00 <Kelevra> yeah
13:00 <Skrotus> lol machete
14:00 <megamanga> trijo?
14:00 <Skrotus> desperados etc
14:00 <Skrotus> yeah
14:00 <megamanga> yeah hes awesome
14:00 <thisbnorti> johnny deep?
14:00 <Kelevra> thisbnorti which one?
14:00 <thisbnorti> the porn star?
15:00 <thisbnorti> Kelevra : the one who starts off falling in nedles
15:00 <Kelevra> the one from becker?
15:00 <thisbnorti> but then takes over
15:00 <Kelevra> oh yeah and now she's in anger mangagement
15:00 <{LeE}> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5CPEuMHHlk       one day i'll fuck to thisw song 
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ballanation 2004- DJ Dean (Jul 24, 2007) 7:39 - Category: Music - 218,338 views - 533 likes (96.7%), 18 dislikes (3.3%)
15:00 <Kelevra> yeah she's alright
15:00 <thisbnorti> yeah, she sounds hot
15:00 <Kelevra> I think she sounds high pitched and annoying but whatever tickles your fancy
16:00 <Kelevra> actually she soundsl ike somethings stuck in her throat and nose
16:00 <{LeE}> i think Kelevra is hot n im going to bang her to that song
16:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol lee
16:00 <thisbnorti> ive just regained my voice
16:00 <{LeE}> oh dear
16:00 <thisbnorti> so that turns me on
16:00 <{LeE}> ^pHANTOM^ u love it
16:00 <Kelevra> I read the song tag as ball nation
16:00 <Kelevra> LOL
17:00 <{LeE}> lmfao
17:00 <{LeE}> im going for a smoke
17:00 <{LeE}> brb
17:00 <{LeE}> peeps 
17:00 <Kelevra> I pictured a bunch of testes rolling around
17:00 <^pHANTOM^> i love it?
17:00 <Skrotus> cigarettes will kill you
17:00 <{LeE}> hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
17:00 <Kelevra> Liinda got wet at my thought process
17:00 <thisbnorti> smokersare jokers
17:00 <Kelevra> she's so durrty
17:00 <Kelevra> =P
17:00 <Skrotus> Liinda would never
17:00 <{LeE}> :P
17:00 <Liinda> why is my name being mentioned
17:00 <Skrotus> she's pure and innocent
17:00 <Kelevra> would too!
17:00 <Liinda> Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy
17:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
18:00 <Liinda> lol skrotes, bless ur cotton socks to think  i am pure and innocent
18:00 <thisbnorti> linda I think Kelevra wwas trying to set us up to share my pasta
18:00 <Skrotus> I'm not wearing any socks
18:00 <Liinda> thisbnorti gimme pasta now
18:00 <Liinda> Skrotus not even on your
19:00 <Liinda> SKROTES
19:00 <Skrotus> why would I wear a sock on my balls?
19:00 <Skrotus> :/
19:00 <^pHANTOM^> gnocci. mmm yummo
19:00 <Skrotus> yum
19:00 <couleurs> doctor to doctor steve brule reporting u dingus
19:00 <thisbnorti> Liinda : sorry... bit late... pay attention in future
19:00 <Liinda> i dunno skrotes
20:00 <Liinda> thisbnorti not good enough, make me some!
20:00 <Liinda> actully i had home made pizza
20:00 <thisbnorti> fuck off idiot
20:00 <thisbnorti> i just ordered it from downstairs
20:00 <Skrotus> :o
20:00 <thisbnorti> you think i cook?
20:00 <thisbnorti> i spent my time studying ... not cooking
21:00 <Liinda> u cant cook or ur just a lazy kent
21:00 <thisbnorti> i dont have a kitchen
21:00 <Skrotus> Eugune Snorklebender
21:00 <Liinda> i do u live in a dorm or something
21:00 <Liinda> *do u
21:00 <thisbnorti> hilton
21:00 <thisbnorti> or, something
22:00 <Liinda> Budget Hotels?
22:00 <thisbnorti> thats how i roll
22:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
22:00 <Liinda> fair enough
22:00 <thisbnorti> they made me put a shirt on in the lobby
22:00 <Liinda> with the money u spend, u could buy an electric hot plate and make better food at a 1/4 of the cost..
23:00 <thisbnorti> until i showed paris,sucking cock
23:00 <thisbnorti> yeah but, thatd involve me cooking
23:00 <Skrotus> yeah effort Liinda 
23:00 <Liinda> u showed them photos of u in paris, sucking cock?
24:00 <Liinda> wowowowowow
24:00 <Skrotus> somebody make me these please http://www.buzzfeed.com/emofly/how-to-make-strawberry-margarita-jello-shots
26:00 <Liinda> they look yum, altho id probably put the flesh of the stawberry in with the jelly
26:00 <Skrotus> but then there would be less alcohol
27:00 <thisbnorti> Liinda : yes, people seem to like that
27:00 <{LeE}> so i was thinking while i was on the loo i wanna get a strap on dildo and fuck a chick with it
27:00 <thisbnorti> hung out with JB last night light... he enjoyed the pics
27:00 <Liinda> skrotes, no u soak them in the alcoholic jelly
27:00 <{LeE}> p.s im back
28:00 <Liinda> wb lee
28:00 <Skrotus> but it shows them pouring the jelly in to them
28:00 <Liinda> lol
28:00 <{LeE}> ta Liinda
28:00 <Skrotus> do you have a chick in mind {LeE}?
28:00 <Liinda> doesnt the jelly mix have alcohol in it
29:00 <Skrotus> yes
29:00 <{LeE}> Skrotus yes i do
29:00 <{LeE}> its Kelevra
29:00 <Skrotus> but if you put the flesh in it would mean less alcohol by volume
29:00 <{LeE}> if not ill have to find someone els
29:00 <Skrotus> I don't think she swings that way {LeE} 
29:00 <{LeE}> no i dont think she does ethert
29:00 <{LeE}> :(
29:00 <Kelevra> haha
30:00 <thisbnorti> oh wow
30:00 <Kelevra> le rapist
30:00 <Kelevra> haha
30:00 <{LeE}> :O
30:00 <Skrotus> :/
30:00 <thisbnorti> some window cleaner just came into my unit
31:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/UfN9FwTNd1U
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: This just gets better and better (Nov 22, 2013) 1:02 - Category: People and Blogs - 4,478 views - 32 likes (97%), 1 dislikes (3%)
31:00 <Kelevra> your unit?
31:00 <{LeE}> http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL1175F0A8B262C0E1&v=AFUs3MMyuC4
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
31:00 <{LeE}> damn u 
32:00 <Skrotus> that game looks fun
32:00 <{LeE}> Best Techno !! Dj antex - thiz rox & Neimer - two hearts together
32:00 <flagen> got any drum and bass
32:00 <Skrotus> I don't like techno
32:00 <{LeE}> yes
32:00 <{LeE}> Skrotus i love all music
33:00 <{LeE}> give me a song to listen to n i'll listen to it n i'll tell u if i ;like it or not
33:00 <couleurs> hehe yep
33:00 <{LeE}> i love metal an rap n all sorts
33:00 <thisbnorti> lee : FloRida... Whistle
33:00 <{LeE}> <3 that song
33:00 <{LeE}> <3 him too
33:00 <^pHANTOM^> music rox
33:00 <^pHANTOM^> :D
33:00 <flagen> what song>?
33:00 <{LeE}> i got t see him 
33:00 <thisbnorti> or soulja boy... 
33:00 <doctor> music youre supposed to forget yourself in like some drunken dionysius
33:00 <Skrotus> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTpUVAcvWfU
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fish Heads - Barnes and Barnes (1979) (Aug 12, 2008) 4:43 - Category: Music - 934,861 views - 4,340 likes (95.3%), 214 dislikes (4.7%)
34:00 <{LeE}> he's fucking awesome sexy hott
34:00 <{LeE}> he took his top off while singing
34:00 <doctor> i guess it means something different for many people
34:00 <Skrotus> hello doctor 
34:00 <thisbnorti> who? my window cleaner?
34:00 <Liinda> drunken dinosaurs
35:00 <thisbnorti> Liinda : did you know the trex has a well had a 20foot cock
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> what a fuckin day
35:00 <thisbnorti> hate for them to get on the piss and get horny
35:00 <{LeE}> lmfao Skrotus
35:00 <Liinda> too bad his arms were too shirt to wank it
36:00 <Liinda> short
36:00 <Skrotus> fish heads fish heads eat them up yum
36:00 <thisbnorti> pretty sure they didnt wank....
36:00 <Liinda> were u there
36:00 <{LeE}> that was a strange song
36:00 <thisbnorti> when youre like a t rex you see and take
36:00 <Liinda> if u can reach
37:00 <{LeE}> i feel like a tech head tonight
37:00 <{LeE}> tomrrow who knows what ill listen to
37:00 <Skrotus> t rex can't masturbate because their arms are too short
37:00 <Liinda> thats what i said
37:00 <Skrotus> oh
37:00 <{LeE}> bahahahahahahaha
37:00 <Liinda> glad we are on the same page skrotes
37:00 <Skrotus> well there you go
38:00 <thisbnorti> seriously
38:00 <Liinda> brb all this wank talk is making me hunngry
38:00 <thisbnorti> if you think a massive t rex is going to wank
38:00 <Skrotus> I don't think anybody is being serious right now
38:00 <thisbnorti> as opposed to fucking then eating  what he fucked
38:00 <Skrotus> I'm not sure dinosaurs have cocks
38:00 <thisbnorti> well they dont as theyre extinct
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
39:00 <megamanga> their cocks power our vehicles
39:00 <{LeE}> Skrotus then how do they have sex
39:00 <megamanga> how about that
39:00 <thisbnorti> but they id have dicks
39:00 <Skrotus> lol megamanga 
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> theyre reptiles..
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> u fucking morons
39:00 <Skrotus> well some would argue they're more closely related to birds
39:00 <Liinda> dnsaurs lay eggs
40:00 <thisbnorti> WaixYourLegs : and reptiles are genital and armless?
40:00 <thisbnorti> just confirming that you are a retard
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmao
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> some of them wouldve been viviparous
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> doubt very many
40:00 <Skrotus> thisbnorti seems like a bit of a silly person
40:00 <Liinda> norti
40:00 <couleurs> bacon and eggs dear
40:00 <Liinda> dont call me dear
40:00 <Liinda> hunnie
41:00 <flagen> hone
41:00 <flagen> y
41:00 <Skrotus> don't call me hunnie, doll
41:00 <{LeE}> Skrotus hey sexy
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> thisbnorti ur the fuckinr etard
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> theyre reptiles
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> they have cloakas
41:00 <thisbnorti> Skrotus : name a reptile without a penis... einstein
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> they dont use a cock
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> they stick theyre cloakas together
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> and the male just farts his sperm up her
41:00 <Skrotus> what?
41:00 <thisbnorti> im the fuckin etard?
41:00 <thisbnorti> hahaha
41:00 <Liinda> they slap wangs nd BOOM
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> no
41:00 <thisbnorti> learn to spell
42:00 <Skrotus> I don't think snakes have penises
42:00 <{LeE}> a female one
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> they grind their arseholes together
42:00 <{LeE}> dah
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> and the male farts his sperm up
42:00 <thisbnorti> they do
42:00 <thisbnorti> dickhead
42:00 <Liinda> lol i m picturing 2 trexs twerking
42:00 <Skrotus> look there's no need to be abusive
42:00 <thisbnorti> perhaps they dont want to fuck you
42:00 <Skrotus> well I doubt they do
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
42:00 <thisbnorti> or youre too busy sliding their head up your arse
43:00 <{LeE}> yays
43:00 <Liinda> oooh rolo
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
43:00 <WaixYourLegs> they have hepepenes hey
43:00 <{LeE}> Liinda ur a bit slow lol
43:00 <faux> {lee}
43:00 <faux> {Leeeee{}][P]
43:00 <Liinda> lol a little :P
43:00 <thisbnorti> WaixYourLegs : are you asian?
43:00 <faux> {][}{LelelelLEle}
43:00 <Skrotus> they obviously have some method of inseminating the eggs
43:00 <{LeE}> faux????
43:00 <thisbnorti> youve got a really shitty understanding of english
43:00 <{LeE}> u feelin ok 
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmao
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> hemipenes*
44:00 <Liinda> maybe the female swallows its sperm
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> it half a cock
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> ie*
44:00 <Skrotus> lol Liinda 
44:00 <WaixYourLegs> snakes only have hemipenes
44:00 <Liinda> hehe
44:00 <Liinda> i have a hemipenes
44:00 <{LeE}> +lol
44:00 <Skrotus> it would be rather painful dragging your penis along the ground all day
45:00 <{LeE}> i just got chocolate down my top
45:00 <Liinda> i'll get it!!!]
45:00 <flagen> lick it up
45:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
45:00 <{LeE}> Liinda lol ok
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> Based on the anatomy of modern reptiles, though, it's more likely that male and female dinosaurs had cloacas--primitive orifices used for urination, defecation, and copulation. Once a male and female dinosaur arranged themselves into the right position, sex by cloaca would have been a simple affair; all that would have been needed was a few seconds for the male to deposit his sperm in close 
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> proximity to the female's eggs. Talk about anticlimactic: it's possible that sex between two huge dinosaurs lasted only as long as a good sneeze!
45:00 <{LeE}> kinky bitch
45:00 <Skrotus> maybe Liinda is your girl {LeE} 
45:00 <{LeE}> maybe
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> told u
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> they fart the sperm
45:00 <WaixYourLegs> onto the egg
46:00 <Skrotus> lol
46:00 <WaixYourLegs> u fuckin shitcunt thisbnorti
46:00 <{LeE}> oh my
46:00 <{LeE}> johninja wb
46:00 <thisbnorti> johninja :)
46:00 <johninja> :D ty
46:00 <{LeE}> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm howt
46:00 <blue> hi johninja
46:00 <Skrotus> I don't understand why people get so savage when you disagree with them
46:00 <thisbnorti> WaixYourLegs : have you even had sex?
46:00 <Liinda> so basically, dinos dry humped
46:00 <thisbnorti> like, ever?
46:00 <Skrotus> I suspect he has
47:00 <Skrotus> several times even
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
47:00 <thisbnorti> farting sperm onto eggs? 
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> yes
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> out their cloaca
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> u stupid mutt
47:00 <{LeE}> fuck got chcoy in my keyboared
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> one hole
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> shitting
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> pissing
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> cumming
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> 1 hole
47:00 <Liinda> I'll get ittttttttttttttttt
47:00 <Liinda> lol
47:00 <thisbnorti> lol
47:00 <{LeE}> :/
47:00 <Skrotus> sounds like a good system
47:00 <{LeE}> lol ok Liinda
47:00 <Skrotus> efficient
47:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> chickens?
47:00 <WaixYourLegs> shit their eggs
47:00 <Liinda> :P i'm ur chocl vac
47:00 <thisbnorti> fuckwit
48:00 <^pHANTOM^> haha
48:00 <Liinda> reoww
48:00 <{LeE}> :P
48:00 <Liinda> and every guy on irc just barred up
48:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
48:00 <{LeE}> lol i think so
48:00 <Liinda> haha
48:00 <Skrotus> nah {LeE} does this all the time
49:00 <Liinda> even the dinosaurs 
49:00 <thisbnorti> only ones who cant get a real fuck
49:00 <{LeE}> Skrotus shhhhhhhhh
49:00 <Liinda> nawh now i dont fell so spesh :(
49:00 <{LeE}> thisbnorti well i dont have a guy in my life right now 
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> man i wanna get my semen shoved up my ass
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> and then fart it up a cunt
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> that would be fucking great
49:00 <{LeE}> n im hellllll horny
49:00 <thisbnorti> lee nor do i
49:00 <WaixYourLegs> best.. youtube..video...ever
49:00 <thisbnorti> but i have a woman
49:00 <Liinda> lol waix.. it would sorta sound like this: Pssssshhhhhhhfffffffff
50:00 <{LeE}> lol thisbnorti and
50:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
50:00 <blue> hi johninja
50:00 <Skrotus> ew
50:00 <Liinda> brb
50:00 <thisbnorti> johninja can verify my awesomeness
50:00 <Liinda> gotta charge this lappy
50:00 <couleurs> what u done today blue 
50:00 <couleurs> me stayed at home
50:00 <thisbnorti> and, im really awesome
50:00 <thisbnorti> :)
50:00 <Liinda> and while i do that, i want you all to think of what ur getting me for my bday in under 2 weeks
50:00 <Skrotus> lol couleurs 
50:00 <{LeE}> johninja is awesome
50:00 <Liinda> kgo
51:00 <thisbnorti> and he thinks im  awesome... so what does that tell you?
51:00 <couleurs> huehue
51:00 <Skrotus> a case of that chocolate wine
51:00 <{LeE}> Liinda a strap on so i can fuck u hard
51:00 <thisbnorti> <---- pretty awesome plus +
51:00 <Kelevra> that's such a joel line lol
52:00 <Kelevra> A STRAP ON SO I CAN FUCK YOU HARD
52:00 <Kelevra> GRRR *THRUSTS*
52:00 <{LeE}> O_o
52:00 <{LeE}> it is?
52:00 <Skrotus> she wants to do it to you Kelevra 
53:00 <Kelevra> it'd be so weird
53:00 <Kelevra> we'd have ot make some serious cash man
53:00 <Kelevra> to*
53:00 <{LeE}> Skrotus stop telling every one about every thing
53:00 <Skrotus> lol
53:00 <thisbnorti> slut
53:00 <blue> hi everyone
53:00 <{LeE}> omg
53:00 <{LeE}> whos a slut
53:00 <Skrotus> hi blue 
53:00 <Liinda> lee only if you let me fuck u back
53:00 <Skrotus> screwss is a slut
54:00 <screwss> yayy
54:00 <{LeE}> ok Liinda deal
54:00 <screwss> so thats how im so famous
54:00 <Liinda> awesome
54:00 <{LeE}> yes screwss
54:00 <{LeE}> :D
54:00 <couleurs> what u done today blue 
54:00 <screwss> lol
54:00 <blue> stayed home you
54:00 <screwss> i just came in here, you know, horny as fuck as usual, and this is the first message i see
54:00 <screwss> 22:53	Liinda	lee only if you let me fuck u back
54:00 <couleurs> me stayed at home 2
55:00 <{LeE}> lol screwss
55:00 <blue> ok what you done tonight? 
55:00 <screwss> and now im like, going to make popcorn
55:00 <couleurs> picked my noses
55:00 <{LeE}> wow
55:00 <{LeE}> ewwwwww
56:00 <Liinda> lmao
56:00 <faux> couleulrs did u watch mean girls
56:00 <Skrotus> I want to watch mean girls
56:00 <Skrotus> but without the ads and censorship from channel 10
56:00 <faux> do it!!!!!!
56:00 <faux> like stream it right now
56:00 <faux> go on
56:00 <Skrotus> supposedly they beeped out "wide set vagina"
56:00 <{LeE}> i watched both
56:00 <faux> omg did they
56:00 <faux> jerks
56:00 <couleurs> no i didn't i've got a bluray rip of it so i can watch it 24/7 
57:00 <Skrotus> lol
57:00 <Liinda> brb
57:00 <faux> yeah i forgot
57:00 <faux> wah
57:00 <Skrotus> yeah I saw some rage about it on twitter
57:00 <faux> someone wrote in that book that im lying about being a virgin cos i wear super jumbo tampons
57:00 <couleurs> only Pieter watches stuff on tv come on it's nearly 2014 fuck tv man fuck it 
58:00 <faux> but i cant help it if i got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina
58:00 <Skrotus> tina fey is pretty awesome
58:00 <faux> yeah i like her
58:00 <faux> she wrote teh screenplay <3
58:00 <couleurs> is butter a carb?
58:00 <Skrotus> that's why I want to watch it
58:00 <faux> Yes
59:00 <{LeE}> if i was a slut i would of fucked every one in here by now
59:00 <faux> made out with a hotdog? that was one time
59:00 <{LeE}> just sayin
59:00 <faux> ok thanks for that lee
59:00 <Skrotus> nah the sluts are the ones that won't fuck me
59:00 <faux> lmao
59:00 <{LeE}> well someone kept calling me a slut before
59:00 <{LeE}> lol Skrotus
00:00 <Kelevra> omg instead of the meat sweats I have chocolate sweats
01:00 <{LeE}> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
01:00 <couleurs> you smell like a baby prostitute 
01:00 <Kelevra> how flattering
01:00 <{LeE}> :/
01:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aNhLdzjfzk 
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Who Would Take The Rap For Papi If He Got Caught With Weed? (Nov 14, 2013) 1:44 - Category: Sports - 4,540 views - 66 likes (98.5%), 1 dislikes (1.5%)
01:00 <Skrotus> I hate it when people quote movies I feel all uncool
02:00 <Skrotus> cos I don't know where they come from
02:00 <Floss> whats all the hoo hah
02:00 <Skrotus> thanks Kelevra 
03:00 <Pieter> moaning
03:00 <partay> Kelevra do you do the boobs for penis deal ?
04:00 <johninja> its 10Pm piet
04:00 <johninja> just so you know x
04:00 <{LeE}> 11 johninja
04:00 <johninja> phht i don't run on hippy time
04:00 <{LeE}> ur n hour behind
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmao
04:00 <{LeE}> :O
04:00 <{LeE}> calling me a hippy r u ?
04:00 <{LeE}> omfg
04:00 <Skrotus> I'm a hippy
04:00 <johninja> perhaps :p
04:00 <{LeE}> :(
04:00 <Skrotus> a technohippy
05:00 <{LeE}> im, no hipppy if i was id be living in the pushes
05:00 <{LeE}> lol Skrotus
05:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
05:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm-DK0gwXdw 
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Technohead - I Wanna Be A Hippy(original video) (Sep 2, 2009) 3:06 - Category: Music - 429,778 views - 1,097 likes (95.1%), 56 dislikes (4.9%)
05:00 <johninja> Skrotus wrote that in his teens
05:00 <beehhh> today i dropped me phone bad luck before xmas
05:00 <Skrotus> long hair, no shoes and a smart phone
05:00 <beehhh> i should take sleeping pill
05:00 <{LeE}> i wanna be a hippy and i wanna get stoned
05:00 <johninja> his musical career never went much further :(
05:00 <beehhh> or morfin
05:00 <{LeE}> lol good old days 
06:00 <beehhh> screen gone blank need a replaced
06:00 <{LeE}> i need another bottle of water damnit
06:00 <Skrotus> I don't really like marijuana though
06:00 <johninja> :/
06:00 <{LeE}> i do
06:00 <johninja> same
06:00 <beehhh> {LeE} used to get high on valium and drank MB long necks at the back of laverton station in her early days
06:00 <{LeE}> but dont smoke
06:00 <johninja> i more than like
07:00 <Skrotus> it's the mode of intake that I'm not comfortable with
07:00 <beehhh> melbourne bitter/ victoria bitter
07:00 <{LeE}> beehhh ????
07:00 <{LeE}> no i didnt
07:00 <Skrotus> I'd eat some hash cookies
07:00 <{LeE}> i lived in a fucking houser 
07:00 <{LeE}> that i owned
07:00 <beehhh> well im picturing it that way somehow
07:00 <{LeE}> beehhh i drink jack d
07:00 <Skrotus> who let beehhh in
07:00 <beehhh> ahhh jackD rocks
07:00 <beehhh> i liked smirnoff B
08:00 <{LeE}> <3 jack d
08:00 <{LeE}> he's my man
08:00 <Skrotus> do you like wild turkey {LeE}?
08:00 <{LeE}> thats also good
08:00 <beehhh> best one was 3packs of cougar cans
08:00 <{LeE}> Skrotus yeah its ok i like the wild turky honey
08:00 <beehhh> ^5
08:00 <Pieter> woo me
08:00 <Skrotus> 3pack? pathetic
08:00 <{LeE}> <3 cougar
08:00 <{LeE}> lol 
08:00 <{LeE}> just get the bottle
08:00 <beehhh> i was flying junkie on stkilda afterwards till morn
09:00 <{LeE}> ummmm
09:00 <GET_A_LOAD_OF_THIS_GUY> welcome
09:00 <Skrotus> you suck
09:00 <beehhh> baby did a bad bad thing
09:00 <GET_A_LOAD_OF_THIS_GUY> tbwtbb
09:00 <{LeE}> he sucks cock
09:00 <GET_A_LOAD_OF_THIS_GUY> has anyone seen my parrit?
10:00 <GET_A_LOAD_OF_THIS_GUY> it's been squawking around here somewhere
10:00 <GET_A_LOAD_OF_THIS_GUY> <parrit> SQUAWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKK YA FUCKHEADS
11:00 <Skrotus> ahhh
14:00 <couleurs> `ban u
14:00 <Skrotus> `ban everybody
14:00 <Skrotus> the bird with the broken beak
15:00 <parrit> yeah m8
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> Gonski is Gonski
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
15:00 <parrit> welcome to my breeding box
15:00 <parrit> lay some fucken eggs ya human poofs
15:00 <johninja> wow
16:00 <johninja> all happening
16:00 <parrit> ~
16:00 <parrit> Ah, yes.
16:00 <faux> Ah, yes.
16:00 <faux> Yes.
16:00 <faux> Ah.
16:00 <Skrotus> sk~
16:00 <johninja> 8====D
16:00 <johninja> perch on that m8
18:00 <xm> :3333333333333
18:00 <johninja> lol
18:00 <Skrotus> rape etc etc
19:00 <Skrotus> hi Mew
19:00 <johninja> is that like pandoras box?
19:00 <Mew> hi skrotey
19:00 <couleurs> hi Mew 
19:00 <parrit> SQUAWKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
19:00 <parrit> check out these noises i can make
19:00 <couleurs> what you done today
20:00 <Mew> SHUT UP MEG
20:00 <Mew> jk coulieo jk
20:00 <megamanga> calm down brian
20:00 <megamanga> oh wait you're dead
20:00 <megamanga> lel
20:00 <johninja> lol
20:00 <Skrotus> they should have killed off stewie instead
20:00 <couleurs> me stayed at home watched family guy
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> they shouldve killed off the show
21:00 <johninja> they should kill off anthony mundine
21:00 <johninja> that would be a plot twist i could get into
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.929.com.au/scoopla/trending-now/blog/2013/11/wrecking-ball-chatroulette/
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
22:00 <megamanga> yeh that vids good
22:00 <parrit> welcome
23:00 <beehhh> hi
23:00 <Skrotus> hi
24:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1462543_10201842479157563_835660393_o.jpg
24:00 <Skrotus> hi Amz 
24:00 <Skrotus> your pictures suck beehhh 
24:00 <partay> MUNDINE WINS
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> ya know
24:00 <beehhh> you wanna kiss me
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> thats one race i cant fuckin stand
25:00 <partay> beehhh why keep posting faggots 
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> is those olive skinned wog cunts
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> / polynesian
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> they look like fuckin puppets
25:00 <flagen> lol
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> ey
25:00 <flagen> they're dogs
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> check out my chin bro
25:00 <flagen> hah
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> and my wifebeater
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> i look siiiikkk
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> i look sik with a shaved head
26:00 <Skrotus> racism is bad
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz i got girly curls bro
26:00 <johninja> sucks partay
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> go suck water off a fuckin leaf or some shit
26:00 <beehhh> where
26:00 <megamanga> fakin need more wife beaters
26:00 <megamanga> where do i get vb wife beaters lolll
27:00 <beehhh> http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/tyr2/ThatsRacist.jpg
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> its not racist
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> im just discriminating between a good looking person and a gobshite
28:00 <Skrotus> it's clearly racist
28:00 <flagen> 5shit on wheels
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dont like dark skin
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> thats not racist
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> this is a glass.. this is a mug
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> thats discriminating
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> its not bad
29:00 <Skrotus> yeah but
29:00 <Skrotus> calling them wog cunts is kind of racist
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> its just telling the difference betwen 2 things
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOOL
29:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1470242_10151969082666077_825780185_n.jpg
30:00 <Skrotus> err
30:00 <Skrotus> relevance?
31:00 <johninja> is that couleurs?
31:00 <beehhh> i dont like australia anymore
31:00 <Skrotus> why are you still here beehhh?
31:00 <flagen> boohoo
31:00 <beehhh> what is there to like after all these heartache what games you played with me
31:00 <Skrotus> we really don't care if you like us
32:00 <couleurs> yep that's me
32:00 <Skrotus> wtf I thought you were a woman
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1461010_809131362449652_1399992010_n.jpg
32:00 <Skrotus> to infinity and rightarrow
33:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjU7qk5iB2A
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dhaka city traffic jam deadlock situation (Jul 9, 2009) 1:17 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 6,510 views - 6 likes (75%), 2 dislikes (25%)
33:00 <beehhh> you've put me thru there after 11 years of agony
33:00 <beehhh> perhaps its not the beauty you seek
34:00 <beehhh> so walked i walk faster than the car in dhaka
39:00 <couleurs> http://vimeo.com/68634031
39:00 <couleurs> good video
42:00 <johninja> it better be
43:00 <flagen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5aGfHXuvWI&feature=c4-overview&list=UUDBw21ZYjQ852lqmDYDaNWw
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Enslavement Grid Installation Team (Nov 22, 2013) 1:51 - Category: People and Blogs - 286 views - 4 likes (80%), 1 dislikes (20%)
45:00 <flagen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_jurAzmYh4&feature=c4-overview&list=UUDBw21ZYjQ852lqmDYDaNWw
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: pg and e eh (Nov 18, 2013) 6:45 - Category: People and Blogs - 356 views - 6 likes (75%), 2 dislikes (25%)
46:00 <{LeE}> think i'm about to give birth
46:00 <flagen> to a perp?
46:00 <{LeE}> ??
47:00 <megamanga> why do women give conflicting information, is it in your nature to confuse the fuck out of men
47:00 <kip> its fun
47:00 <{LeE}> yes
47:00 <{LeE}> is giving birth confusing
47:00 <{LeE}> ??
47:00 <simba> no
47:00 <{LeE}> didnt think so
48:00 <^pHANTOM^> nope
48:00 <Skrotus> I'm confused
48:00 <milk> is it mine?
48:00 <{LeE}> phew
48:00 <{LeE}> nop
48:00 <{LeE}> do u smell?
49:00 <milk> probably
49:00 <{LeE}> well i just gave birth out my ass
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima pirate 
51:00 <Skrotus> me too
51:00 <{LeE}> lol
53:00 <simba> Now SMoking:: WeeD
54:00 <flagen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-U_WZDfNBc
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Control Factor (2003) (Sep 19, 2007) 3:37 - Category: Entertainment - 27,429 views - 92 likes (98.9%), 1 dislikes (1.1%)
56:00 <{LeE}> i just threw up in my mouth
56:00 <British^Meat> damn straight simba
58:00 <Kelevra> where do you smell
58:00 <simba> 420
59:00 <British^Meat> 420 @ 11:28 #yoloswag
59:00 <megamanga> HASHTAGisuckmassivedicks4ever
59:00 <megamanga> aka yoloswag
59:00 <British^Meat> do you even lift?
59:00 <simba> #isofried
59:00 <British^Meat> ah hah, that all seems so old now
Search this day's buffer: