// #melbourne — 2013-11-28
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00:00:00 <simba> yeah the new one is pasting hugh heffner heads on some pic and saying do HUGH even lift
00:00:00 <simba> it lasted exactly 20 minutes
00:00:00 <British^Meat> lol
00:00:00 <{LeE}> Kelevra my ass smells
00:00:00 <{LeE}> i keep giving birth to farts
00:01:00 <Kelevra> that isn't attractive
00:01:00 <{LeE}> :P
00:01:00 <{LeE}> hahahaha i knolw
00:01:00 <{LeE}> hehehehehe
00:01:00 <Kelevra> it's the deli meat
00:01:00 <{LeE}> nether is my face so ah well
00:01:00 <{LeE}> it is tooo
00:01:00 <{LeE}> omg the chicken ;lol
00:02:00 <Kelevra> red rooster chicken use to give me farts
00:02:00 <{LeE}> mmmmmmmmmmm yummmmmmmmmmmmm
00:03:00 <{LeE}> all chicken makes me fart]
00:04:00 <simba> lol
00:07:00 <Kelevra> she ruined austnet with her farts
00:09:00 <{LeE}> :P:P:P:P
00:09:00 <Kynetic> mmm
00:09:00 <megamanga> on da sniff bro
00:09:00 <Kynetic> smelly farts
00:09:00 <Kynetic> love a good smelly fart
00:09:00 <DemonsRun> Kelevra :)
00:09:00 <Kynetic> who's fartin tonight?
00:10:00 <{LeE}> me
00:10:00 <Kynetic> phukin lovely.
00:10:00 <{LeE}> thanx
00:10:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
00:10:00 <{LeE}> n now im off to bed big day tomorrow
00:10:00 <{LeE}> night alllllllllllllll
00:10:00 <Kynetic> o/
00:10:00 <Kynetic> drop another one as ya leave ay
00:11:00 <Kynetic> let us all savour the scent.
00:11:00 <Kelevra> hey DemonsRun <3 how are you?
00:11:00 <DemonsRun> <3 good and yourself?
00:11:00 <Kelevra> I'm excellent, I'm hogging down rolo chocolate =D
00:11:00 <Kynetic> wheres my fucken rolo ay?
00:11:00 <Skrotus> hi DemonsRun
00:11:00 <DemonsRun> hi Skrotus =D
00:12:00 <DemonsRun> enjoy that choc babe, have some for me lol, i dont eat it
00:12:00 <Skrotus> go away Kynetic you're an op, we don't like ops here
00:12:00 <Kynetic> pfft
00:12:00 <Kynetic> shutup Skrotus
00:12:00 <Skrotus> lol
00:12:00 <Kelevra> =D
00:12:00 <Skrotus> you don't like chocolate DemonsRun?!
00:12:00 <Kynetic> noone listens to what you have to say.
00:12:00 <DemonsRun> nope
00:12:00 <DemonsRun> not at all.
00:13:00 <DemonsRun> cant eat anything sweet anymore
00:13:00 <Skrotus> they totally do Kynetic
00:13:00 <Kynetic> ill have DemonsRun's
00:13:00 <Kelevra> Skrotus just doesn't know how to get the advantages from the ops
00:13:00 <Kynetic> Skrotus doesnt give very good headjobs.
00:13:00 <couleurs> y am i still awake
00:13:00 <DemonsRun> no comment.
00:15:00 <megamanga> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1385546543306.png
00:15:00 <megamanga> hot
00:15:00 <couleurs> Test
00:16:00 <couleurs> that's a spicey meatbole
00:16:00 <DemonsRun> Kynetic, im not sure i want you to have my chocolate...
00:17:00 <DemonsRun> i mean, i wouldnt want that one bit to go to your ass or anything
00:17:00 <Kynetic> my ass can probably handle it
00:17:00 <DemonsRun> are you sure? what about the hips?
00:17:00 <Kynetic> yeah maybe..
00:18:00 <megamanga> also
00:18:00 <Kynetic> they are lovely child rearing hips.
00:18:00 <megamanga> lol @ lost prophets
00:18:00 <Kynetic> they'll definitely get fat.
00:18:00 <DemonsRun> yeah... thats why i dont eat chocolate
00:18:00 <DemonsRun> lol
00:18:00 <DemonsRun> kids ruined mine, time to fix it
00:19:00 <Kynetic> id prefer just a whole roll of salami
00:19:00 <Skrotus> ehh
00:19:00 <DemonsRun> YUM
00:19:00 <Kynetic> sliced up with some matured cheddar
00:19:00 <DemonsRun> awh man. YUM
00:19:00 <Kynetic> glass of wine or some of me homebrew.
00:19:00 <Kynetic> fucken set.
00:19:00 <DemonsRun> pass.
00:19:00 <Kelevra> dodoni and hungarian salami ftw
00:20:00 <DemonsRun> salami <3
00:20:00 <DemonsRun> speaking of, ima get some.
00:22:00 <Kynetic> fuck
00:22:00 <Kynetic> now i wish i hadnt eaten all mine :(
00:23:00 <DemonsRun> well, what else you got?
00:24:00 <DemonsRun> mmmmm potato salad, leftovers <3
00:28:00 <flagen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFFTDLe3SsA
00:28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chuck of Vancouver Perps Wanna Shut You Down Song Gangstalking Rap) (Aug 9, 2013) 1:16 - Category: People and Blogs - 457 views - 4 likes (80%), 1 dislikes (20%)
00:29:00 <Kynetic> yeah
00:29:00 <Kynetic> potato salad has to be like a full on one for me to enjoy it
00:29:00 <Kynetic> like it has to have fucken everything else in it too
00:29:00 <Kynetic> like egg and some crispy veges n shit.
00:30:00 <Kynetic> and fuckloads of mayo or whatever it is you put on potato salad.
00:30:00 <DemonsRun> nah
00:30:00 <DemonsRun> mines simple
00:31:00 <DemonsRun> mint bacon egg mayo & potato
00:32:00 <Kynetic> mint ay
00:32:00 <DemonsRun> yesm
00:32:00 <Kynetic> ive never made potato salad myself tbh
00:33:00 <DemonsRun> love my mint
00:33:00 <Kynetic> and i have a fucken massive pot of mint outside
00:33:00 <Kynetic> i usually save it for lamb...
00:33:00 <DemonsRun> can be used in anything
00:33:00 <DemonsRun> almost
00:33:00 <DemonsRun> i wouldnt put it with pork or steak
00:33:00 <Kynetic> oh yea
00:33:00 <Kynetic> put it in beef mince
00:33:00 <megamanga> cat tried to steal my food, it was covered in sriracha hot sauce
00:33:00 <Kynetic> with some fresh parsley and thyme
00:33:00 <Kynetic> and basil
00:33:00 <megamanga> fucken bastard ate it too
00:34:00 <Kynetic> fucken rocks.
00:34:00 <Kynetic> if youre makin rissoles or beef patties.
00:34:00 <flagen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz-AVWwOBlY
00:34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: What Pushes Stalkers over the Edge (Documentary) (Jun 22, 2013) 45:34 - Category: Entertainment - 8,710 views - 43 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
00:35:00 <DemonsRun> mint in beef mince?
00:35:00 <DemonsRun> might try that
00:35:00 <DemonsRun> that seems like it would taste amazing
00:35:00 <Skrotus> yeah
00:36:00 <Skrotus> I don't think it's so bad
00:36:00 <flagen> Mark David Chapman (born May 10, 1955) is an American prison inmate who was convicted for murdering John Lennon on December 8, 1980. Chapman shot Lennon outside The Dakota apartment building in New York City. Chapman fired at Lennon five times, hitting him four times in his back. Chapman later remained at the scene reading J. D. Salinger's novel The Catcher in the Rye until the police arrived
00:36:00 <flagen> and arrested him. Chapman repeatedly claimed that the novel was his statement.
00:37:00 <flagen> Chapman's legal team put forward an insanity defense based on expert testimony that he was in a delusional and possibly psychotic state at the time, but nearing the trial, Chapman told his lawyer that he wanted to plead guilty based on what he had decided was the will of God. Judge Edwards allowed the plea change without further psychiatric assessment, and sentenced Chapman to a prison term
00:37:00 <flagen> of 20 years to life with a stipulation that mental health treatment be provided. Chapman was imprisoned in 1981 and has been denied parole seven times amidst campaigns against his release.
00:38:00 <Skrotus> fuck off pz
00:39:00 <flagen> fuck off
00:39:00 <flagen> Skrotus on +#cunts.....What is that some sort of cult channel ?
00:39:00 <flagen> lol
00:40:00 <johninja> yes
00:40:00 <Skrotus> yep
00:40:00 <flagen> bird of a feather flock together hey ?
00:40:00 <flagen> nice to know
00:40:00 <johninja> /msg Skrotus he has exposed our cult, should we eliminate him now or later?
00:40:00 <Skrotus> we're a jewish cult of jews
00:40:00 <johninja> woops
00:41:00 <flagen> Skrotus, Do you know what a TI is ?
00:41:00 <Skrotus> Texas Instruments
00:41:00 <Skrotus> I have a calculator
00:41:00 <megamanga> you should u know... stop trying to troll
00:44:00 <flagen> steak knife
00:45:00 <simba> the good old ti83+
00:46:00 <Skrotus> I have a ti84
00:46:00 <Skrotus> I'm not very good at it
00:46:00 <Skrotus> I got it for statistics
00:46:00 <megamanga> did you put dope wars on it?
00:46:00 <Skrotus> passed with 63%
00:47:00 <simba> <flagen> bird of a feather flock together
00:49:00 <DemonsRun> simba! :)
00:49:00 <simba> hi
00:49:00 <DemonsRun> hiya :)
00:50:00 <simba> 4:1)
00:50:00 <simba> Kramerica Industries
00:51:00 <DemonsRun> hows you?
00:51:00 <flagen> <DemonsRun> hows you?
00:51:00 <simba> good how are u
00:51:00 <simba> my throat is hell sore
00:51:00 <flagen> <simba> good how are u
00:51:00 <flagen> <simba> my throat is hell gay
00:51:00 <DemonsRun> yeah not bad, bored. flu?
00:51:00 <simba> <flagen> <simba> good how are u
00:51:00 <simba> flu must be joking
00:51:00 <flagen> <DemonsRun> simba will you suck my cock
00:52:00 <simba> hey flagen bird of a feather flock together
00:52:00 <simba> always remember the code
00:52:00 <flagen> <simba> hey flagen hakunna matatta
00:53:00 <simba> kakuna ratata
00:53:00 <flagen> <simba> im gay in rl
00:53:00 <DemonsRun> irl*
00:53:00 <DemonsRun> what are you, a fail troll?
00:54:00 <flagen> <DemonsRun> simba ill suck ya cock hard
00:54:00 <simba> yea pz is hell jealous of my nick
00:54:00 <johninja> <flagen> i got the herpies from my dog :((
00:54:00 <flagen> <simba> yea im a stalker
00:54:00 <DemonsRun> LOL johninja
00:54:00 <flagen> <johninja> im john bowen
00:54:00 <simba> ban
00:54:00 <flagen> <johninja> i tried with druidess hard but got rejected
00:55:00 <simba> bird of a feather flock together
00:55:00 <flagen> <simba> i got bulk copys of lion king blue rays on dvd gonna take it up the arse while i watch them and keep the same nickname on austnet cause i suck hard cocks there
00:55:00 <simba> i did not say that
00:56:00 <simba> mods remove this man
00:56:00 <flagen> fuck off pz
00:56:00 <AngrymanXL> hi :D
00:56:00 <DemonsRun> simple ignore works well simba
00:56:00 <johninja> am i allowed to say his name now?
00:56:00 <johninja> is that how this works shane?
00:56:00 <simba> please stop spreading disinformation - first and final warning
00:56:00 <flagen> simba is pz
00:56:00 <simba> lol shane
00:56:00 <flagen> simba, you been at it all day
00:56:00 <DemonsRun> IRC IZ SRS YO
00:57:00 <flagen> opers are gonna twig soon what ya upto pz
00:57:00 <flagen> simba aka pz
00:57:00 <simba> is he trying to complete english sentences?? lol
00:57:00 <simba> they almost work
00:57:00 <johninja> <flagen> i'm Shane McSweeny
00:57:00 <johninja> looll
00:57:00 <johninja> you drunk fuck
00:57:00 <simba> "the oppers are going to twig soon [catch on?].. what are you up to, pz?"
00:57:00 <simba> english translation
00:58:00 <flagen> ?
00:58:00 <simba> you dont understand?
00:58:00 <simba> lol
00:58:00 <flagen> no opers even here to ban ya
00:58:00 <simba> oh ok
00:58:00 <simba> i thought the place was swarming with them
00:58:00 <simba> maybe i am tripping
00:58:00 <flagen> <simba> oh im a faggot
00:59:00 <simba> lol
00:59:00 <johninja> <flagen> shit i didn't even think that coke bottle would fit up my ass, now its stuck, help "((
00:59:00 <flagen> <simba> catch me again tomorrow ill be using the same nickname simba and my butt buddy johninja will be using his too we gotta know who each other are for gaysex i love a good suck off from john bowen especially his parents in queensland
01:00:00 <johninja> now you are just being silly
01:00:00 <megamanga> what got u all butthurt pz
01:00:00 <megamanga> pick on warren, its more fun man
01:00:00 <simba> shane is such a nice wholesome name for such a strange beast
01:00:00 <johninja> did you see his pic before?
01:00:00 <simba> catch me again tomorrow guys!
01:00:00 <simba> i imagine pz looks like mentalson
01:01:00 <flagen> simba, you fucking hit a nerve with me
01:01:00 <DemonsRun> flagen... thats obvious
01:01:00 <simba> arent u a christian shane
01:02:00 <simba> forgive me
01:02:00 <simba> just forgive me to the lord man and be done with it
01:02:00 <simba> arent they the rules of your cult
01:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> woooo harpooned a hammerhead shark!
01:02:00 <flagen> why are you a jew ?
01:02:00 <flagen> you said before #cunts was a jewish cult
01:02:00 <DemonsRun> religion -.-
01:03:00 <simba> religion -.-
01:03:00 <flagen> fuckup simba
01:03:00 <simba> im not a jew
01:03:00 <flagen> yesu are
01:03:00 <simba> arent u a wholesome christian boy, just forgive me on sunday
01:03:00 <DemonsRun> aren't you agnostic simba?
01:03:00 <simba> for any ways i wronged you
01:03:00 <flagen> shut the fuckup
01:03:00 <simba> yea something
01:03:00 <flagen> weak cunt
01:03:00 <flagen> ill smash ya
01:03:00 <Skrotus> jewy jew jew jew
01:03:00 <simba> stFu JeW CuNt
01:04:00 <Kynetic> play nice, children...
01:04:00 <simba> u need to take some chill pills and watch some BMX videos or something dude
01:04:00 <simba> smoke half a pack of winnies OK chill
01:04:00 <DemonsRun> they dont know how
01:04:00 <DemonsRun> obviously
01:04:00 <simba> please remain calm everybody
01:04:00 <simba> ops are now active
01:04:00 <Serenity> SHUT YOUR HOLE
01:04:00 <Skrotus> no they aren't
01:04:00 <Kynetic> lol
01:04:00 <Skrotus> oh Kynetic
01:05:00 <flagen> simba, What you telling people to do in here? no one cares what you think faggot i been here since you was old enough to drink
01:05:00 <Serenity> excuse me
01:05:00 <simba> oh my god
01:05:00 <Kynetic> shes totally not an op.
01:05:00 <Serenity> wtwf am i chopped liver
01:05:00 <Kynetic> shes just a cutie pie
01:05:00 <Serenity> so am
01:05:00 <Serenity> :x
01:05:00 <Skrotus> maybe
01:05:00 <flagen> you all suck arse in here
01:05:00 <flagen> its hilarious
01:05:00 <DemonsRun> then y u here
01:06:00 <Kynetic> jesus flagen.. have you drunk the whole goddamn flagen?
01:06:00 <flagen> i been here before you
01:06:00 <simba> ive been on here since before i could drink too lol
01:06:00 <flagen> idiot
01:06:00 <Serenity> whos sucking whos arse and why
01:06:00 <flagen> i been chatting in here before the current owner of the channel
01:06:00 <simba> so what
01:06:00 <simba> lol
01:06:00 <flagen> so fucking know youre full of shit
01:06:00 <Serenity> idgi
01:06:00 <flagen> thasts what
01:06:00 <simba> regarding what
01:06:00 <flagen> you can't handle the truth
01:06:00 <Serenity> forget it marge
01:06:00 <Serenity> its china town
01:06:00 <flagen> your game is obvious simba
01:07:00 <flagen> you have been exposed lion king boy
01:07:00 <simba> i think u are doing a pieter and reinacting an old irc argument
01:07:00 <simba> thats what u guys do
01:07:00 <simba> its bizzare
01:07:00 <flagen> huh?
01:07:00 <flagen> simba aka pz you should be banned from this channel
01:07:00 <Kynetic> who actually cares if you were here 20 million years ago?
01:07:00 <johninja> i am khaled
01:07:00 <Skrotus> lol
01:07:00 <Kynetic> what matters is the present.
01:07:00 <Kynetic> and the way you are behaving.
01:07:00 <johninja> please stop using my creation to abuse each other
01:07:00 <Kynetic> like an imbecilic child.
01:08:00 <Skrotus> really though
01:08:00 <Skrotus> why is flagen still in here?
01:08:00 <flagen> johninja, yeah maybe you should use old jerome quotes to try to post personal information which is againist austnet policy you should be banned from this channel but seems you are "one of those"
01:08:00 <Serenity> im on strike
01:08:00 <flagen> dickhead
01:08:00 <johninja> wow calm down man
01:08:00 <johninja> thats a lot of typing
01:08:00 <flagen> john bowen poofta
01:09:00 <simba> calm down shano
01:09:00 <johninja> are your forehead veins bulging?
01:09:00 <simba> where r the police
01:09:00 <megamanga> stop it
01:09:00 <simba> we have a drunk man loose at his keyboard
01:09:00 <megamanga> you are getting my waifu pillow upset
01:09:00 <johninja> lol
01:09:00 <megamanga> http://www.kernelmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/2013-09-09-13.44.00.jpg oh baby
01:10:00 <PandasDontDrive> aarrrghh plunderin i shall go
01:10:00 <johninja> hmm
01:10:00 <simba> lol
01:11:00 <simba> nice waifu
01:11:00 <PandasDontDrive> this ac is way more fun
01:11:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont feel so restricted
01:11:00 <PandasDontDrive> plus ur a pirate and pirates invented punk rock
01:12:00 <johninja> do the horses still refuse to jump over tiny objects and go near water?
01:12:00 <PandasDontDrive> there ar eno horses
01:12:00 <flagen> only if your name is john bowen
01:12:00 <megamanga> twerk it
01:12:00 <megamanga> the first game i kept riding my horse off cliffs
01:12:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur a pirate in the caribbean
01:12:00 <screwss> everyone you say to me
01:12:00 <screwss> takes me one step closer to the edge
01:12:00 <johninja> what are you trying to do shane?
01:12:00 <flagen> johntryhard
01:12:00 <screwss> and im about to break
01:13:00 <megamanga> but most of the pirates arent there..
01:13:00 <PandasDontDrive> u gotta play this ac
01:13:00 <DemonsRun> butt pirate
01:13:00 <megamanga> they're in malaysia
01:13:00 <simba> lol
01:13:00 <johninja> you seem really upset man
01:13:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
01:13:00 <DemonsRun> CMON im bored
01:13:00 <DemonsRun> -.-
01:13:00 <simba> linkin park
01:13:00 <Skrotus> I am
01:13:00 <DemonsRun> Skrotus
01:13:00 <screwss> skrotum rages
01:13:00 <DemonsRun> y
01:13:00 <Skrotus> hi
01:13:00 <DemonsRun> y not hi
01:13:00 <flagen> johninja, How could I be as upset as you when you found out the 14 year old girl you met on here and then chatted to on msn where you got your cock out turned out to be a guy haha owned
01:13:00 <DemonsRun> lol
01:13:00 <Skrotus> y
01:13:00 <flagen> come on johninja
01:13:00 <johninja> wow some more typing
01:13:00 <megamanga> everyone stop what they're doing
01:14:00 <megamanga> DemonsRun is bored
01:14:00 <DemonsRun> people still have msn?
01:14:00 <simba> lol
01:14:00 <DemonsRun> or use msn?
01:14:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
01:14:00 <screwss> lol oh so the rumours r true then...
01:14:00 <megamanga> yeah i do
01:14:00 <Skrotus> they can't have msn
01:14:00 <megamanga> its skype now though
01:14:00 <DemonsRun> yeah
01:14:00 <megamanga> i just use my msn to use skype
01:14:00 <DemonsRun> i had to go thru & delete soooo many contacts
01:14:00 <DemonsRun> talk about a waste of time
01:14:00 <megamanga> all the gangers on mine its funny as
01:15:00 <DemonsRun> & megamanga yeah i am bored
01:15:00 <DemonsRun> nothing to do here & not tired
01:15:00 <megamanga> bash one out
01:15:00 <DemonsRun> thought about it
01:15:00 <DemonsRun> cbf'd
01:15:00 <DemonsRun> wanna help?
01:15:00 <DemonsRun> imeanwut?
01:15:00 <Skrotus> I don't have enough contacts to delete
01:15:00 <megamanga> nah i already got a vagina close to my heart
01:16:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
01:16:00 <johninja> i lost my email with all the good ones on :(
01:16:00 <DemonsRun> thats a nice way of putting it
01:16:00 <Kynetic> i dont have a lot of skype/ msn contacts
01:16:00 <Kynetic> i was always ashamed of having an msn account.
01:16:00 <Kynetic> so noone is really on it :P
01:16:00 <DemonsRun> why Kynetic?
01:16:00 <Skrotus> I talk to my mum on skype
01:16:00 <Kynetic> cos fuck microsoft!
01:16:00 <johninja> i used to use yahoo messenger
01:17:00 <DemonsRun> my mum cant work skype
01:17:00 <johninja> #Confessions
01:17:00 <DemonsRun> xD
01:17:00 <Kynetic> ICQ was the shit.
01:17:00 <Skrotus> u r crazy
01:17:00 <Kynetic> except for the stupid noises.
01:17:00 <Skrotus> I started out on icq
01:17:00 <PandasDontDrive> the ebst thing tho is that ur not an assassin or a templar really ur in it for urself
01:17:00 <Skrotus> but then it got overwhelmed by spambots
01:17:00 <DemonsRun> icq?
01:17:00 <PandasDontDrive> best
01:17:00 <Kynetic> it was like a way cooler version of msn
01:17:00 <Skrotus> before you were born I suspect DemonsRun
01:17:00 <johninja> lol
01:17:00 <simba> xfire
01:17:00 <DemonsRun> haha how old do you think i am?
01:17:00 <Skrotus> no idea
01:17:00 <Kynetic> 13½
01:18:00 <simba> teamspeak changed the way we played.. forever..
01:18:00 <johninja> are you saying she is immature?
01:18:00 <DemonsRun> there ya go, maybe i was just late to technology
01:18:00 <johninja> sheesh
01:18:00 <Skrotus> that's probably how young you'd need to be
01:18:00 <DemonsRun> Kynetic no.
01:18:00 <DemonsRun> in my 20's
01:18:00 <Skrotus> me too
01:18:00 <johninja> funky ½
01:18:00 <simba> hey Kynetic howd you do that half symbol on the fly like that im really into numbers and would like to learn
01:18:00 <screwss> Kynetic: i dont see any user details in flagens last message
01:18:00 <DemonsRun> you're still probably older Skrotus
01:18:00 <megamanga> boob pics with time stamp
01:19:00 <megamanga> k go
01:19:00 <screwss> simba: you overgrown child.
01:19:00 <Skrotus> yes I suspect so DemonsRun
01:19:00 <johninja> screwss stop causing trouble
01:19:00 <screwss> LOL
01:19:00 <Skrotus> there's not a lot of room for you to be older
01:19:00 <Kynetic> simba hold down alt type 171 on the keypad and let go of alt
01:19:00 <simba> whoa troll alert! please remain quiet while i learn about numbers
01:19:00 <screwss> stop having sex with underage girls
01:19:00 <DemonsRun> why so Skrotus?
01:19:00 <simba> ½
01:19:00 <simba> i did it
01:19:00 <johninja> is your mum underage?
01:19:00 <megamanga> «
01:19:00 <Skrotus> well I'll be 30 in a few months
01:19:00 <screwss> simba: you aint ½ the man you used to be
01:19:00 <simba> holy SHIT screwss did it
01:19:00 <Kynetic> 172 is ¼
01:19:00 <DemonsRun> ah
01:20:00 <DemonsRun> new era.
01:20:00 <screwss> more like ¼ the man at best
01:20:00 <Skrotus> or something
01:20:00 <Kynetic> theres literally hundreds of symbols you can type using those codes
01:20:00 <johninja> wow it really works
01:20:00 <DemonsRun> got a few years til that
01:20:00 <simba> yea
01:20:00 <johninja> 펣
01:20:00 <Kynetic> lol
01:20:00 <Skrotus> 25?
01:20:00 <DemonsRun> younger
01:21:00 <Skrotus> 23?
01:21:00 <DemonsRun> 22
01:21:00 <Skrotus> I see
01:21:00 <Skrotus> how did you land on austnet?
01:21:00 <DemonsRun> normal server went down for a few days. friend & i searched around, he found here.
01:21:00 <DemonsRun> & i havent really left.
01:22:00 <Skrotus> what was your normal server?
01:22:00 <Serenity> she was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
01:22:00 <DemonsRun> peers
01:22:00 <BobbyDazzler> what happened to austnet it use to have so much more people
01:22:00 <Skrotus> it died in a fire
01:22:00 <johninja> zombie apocolypse
01:22:00 <Serenity> jews
01:22:00 <johninja> we are the only 'surivors' ;)
01:22:00 <DemonsRun> peercommons*
01:22:00 <Kynetic> i blame 9/11
01:22:00 <Skrotus> those cursed jews
01:22:00 <Kynetic> and obama
01:23:00 <Serenity> what happened in 09
01:23:00 <megamanga> DAMNIT OBAMA
01:23:00 <Serenity> cause thats when it started dying
01:23:00 <Skrotus> lol
01:23:00 <Skrotus> thanks obama
01:23:00 <megamanga> man i ordered that obama gear knob
01:23:00 <Kynetic> global financial crisis
01:23:00 <megamanga> i dont know why
01:23:00 <Kynetic> everyone's internet was disconnected
01:23:00 <Kynetic> irc is too expensive to use
01:23:00 <Skrotus> that's about when I left Serenity, I guess that explains it
01:23:00 <johninja> and now Serenity is ruining what is left
01:23:00 <megamanga> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Obama-Universal-Car-Truck-Manual-Gear-Stick-Shift-Lever-Knob-Shifter-/350739962041?pt=AU_Car_Parts_Accessories&hash=item51a9bb18b9
01:23:00 <Serenity> :(
01:23:00 <johninja> (lol0
01:24:00 <DemonsRun> mean
01:24:00 <megamanga> now i can blame obama when i skid
01:24:00 <DemonsRun> fucking mozzie bites -.-
01:25:00 <Serenity> [10:24pm] <screwss> wat about jews u fat slut
01:25:00 <Serenity> lol
01:25:00 <johninja> lol WOW
01:25:00 <Serenity> emotion
01:25:00 <fawks> hi question
01:25:00 <johninja> shit just got real
01:25:00 <Skrotus> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxORulyOXs8
01:25:00 <fawks> can you turn aircons on from the actual aircon
01:25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds - Deanna (Mar 15, 2010) 3:49 - Category: Music - 223,834 views - 1,184 likes (98.7%), 15 dislikes (1.3%)
01:25:00 <fawks> or do you need the remote
01:25:00 <Serenity> fuck someone on the internet called me fat...
01:25:00 <DemonsRun> yes fawks
01:25:00 <Skrotus> depends on the aircon I imagine
01:25:00 <johninja> i think i need a remote for mine
01:25:00 <fawks> I can't find my remote omg
01:25:00 <megamanga> omg first world problems
01:25:00 <johninja> its under the couch
01:25:00 <DemonsRun> cant turn mine on via the unit itself
01:25:00 <fawks> can't or can
01:26:00 <DemonsRun> can*
01:26:00 <fawks> ffff
01:26:00 <megamanga> the people at work hide their air con remotes and expect me to find them when locking up
01:26:00 <DemonsRun> sorry
01:26:00 <megamanga> so i find them and hide them in a new spot just to piss them off
01:26:00 <johninja> you won't be able to reach it anyways
01:26:00 <johninja> just find the remote
01:26:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity. someone on the net called you fat. gunna try bulimia?
01:26:00 <johninja> :P
01:26:00 <screwss> Serenity: you dont lead a satisfying existence do you
01:26:00 <Serenity> definitely DemonsRun
01:26:00 <fawks> yeah I was gonna stand on the desk you cuntface!
01:26:00 <Serenity> of course not screwss
01:26:00 <Serenity> cause im fat
01:26:00 <Serenity> you said so
01:26:00 <DemonsRun> i thought so.
01:26:00 <fawks> i just wanna know you can
01:26:00 <johninja> is calling people fat on the interenet a satisfying existence screwss?
01:26:00 <Skrotus> are you fat or are you fat?
01:26:00 <screwss> Serenity: http://www.jennycraig.com.au/
01:27:00 <Skrotus> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
01:27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Weird Al" Yankovic - Fat (Jul 27, 2010) 4:56 - Category: Music - 12,013,932 views - 44,144 likes (95.8%), 1,917 dislikes (4.2%)
01:27:00 <DemonsRun> the only way you will know fawks is if you climb up and check
01:27:00 <fawks> you're so lame screwss fuck off you child
01:27:00 <Serenity> wow thanks man
01:27:00 <Serenity> im saved now some idiot on the internet linked me to jennycraig
01:27:00 <Skrotus> np
01:27:00 <DemonsRun> he paying for it too?
01:28:00 <johninja> http://www.angryjew-game.com/
01:28:00 <megamanga> lite n easy is better
01:28:00 <Skrotus> you aint fat, you aint nothin'!
01:28:00 <WaixYourLegs> fart
01:28:00 <DemonsRun> big girls need loving too!
01:28:00 <Kynetic> i have flagen in pm now
01:28:00 <screwss> fawks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5wfLcJd3LE
01:28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Gay Song (Jun 22, 2012) 2:50 - Category: Music - 722,912 views - 14,267 likes (96.7%), 485 dislikes (3.3%)
01:28:00 <megamanga> rick ross is fat and look how successful he is
01:28:00 <Kynetic> its quite amusing
01:28:00 <megamanga> that fat motherfucker
01:28:00 <fawks> wow
01:28:00 <fawks> lame
01:28:00 <Serenity> why are you so aggressive screwss
01:28:00 <Serenity> bit weird
01:28:00 <Kynetic> he's carrying on about my kids legs getting broken or some shit
01:28:00 <Skrotus> I expect he's blaming the jews
01:28:00 <Kynetic> and how i should be raped hard.
01:28:00 <johninja> wow
01:28:00 <johninja> Kynetic gets all the good ones
01:28:00 <Kynetic> [00:26.03] <flagen> like watching little kids legs blown off hope their your kids you fucking speak to me like that you dumbshit
01:29:00 <DemonsRun> funny how people think their words on a screen actually effect peoples lives.
01:29:00 <DemonsRun> idiots
01:29:00 <Skrotus> mine do
01:29:00 <Serenity> i guess to some people it does DemonsRun
01:29:00 <DemonsRun> say something meaningful then Skrotus
01:29:00 <Kynetic> [00:27.51] * Kynetic sighs
01:29:00 <Kynetic> [00:27.52] <flagen> but instead your too budy targeting individuals
01:29:00 <Kynetic> [00:28.05] <flagen> yeah a nice good sigh you should be raped hard
01:29:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity those people lead sad lives.
01:29:00 <Skrotus> life is like a box of chocolates
01:29:00 <Kynetic> i dunno
01:29:00 <DemonsRun> once its empty, you throw it away
01:29:00 <Kynetic> im fairly certain when i buy a box of chocolate
01:29:00 <Kynetic> s
01:30:00 <Kynetic> that i know whats in the box cos they have all the chocolates listed on the back.
01:30:00 <DemonsRun> in my case, it would sit there until someone else eats them
01:30:00 <Skrotus> just like life Kynetic, see?
01:30:00 <screwss> ur gonna have to g line me motherfucker
01:30:00 <Serenity> i dont know about sad lives
01:30:00 <Skrotus> lol screwss
01:30:00 <Serenity> some people jsut really care what others have to say about them
01:30:00 <Skrotus> hah
01:30:00 <johninja> "ife is like a box of chocolates. It's a cheap thoughtless perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable becuase all you ever get back is another box of chocolates, so you're stuck with this unidentifiable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or an English toffee, but they're gone too
01:30:00 <johninja> fast and the taste is fleeting. So you end up with up with nothing but broken bits with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you're desperate enough to eat that, all you have left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers."
01:30:00 <Serenity> 0
01:30:00 <Serenity> .
01:31:00 <Kynetic> lol
01:31:00 <Kynetic> nice johninja
01:31:00 <Skrotus> ehehe
01:31:00 <Skrotus> is someone doing something to him?
01:31:00 <Serenity> does he think any of us can gline him..
01:31:00 <Serenity> wtf
01:31:00 <DemonsRun> i have that line runing thru my head, "life is like a box of chocolates" in a voice i cant place!
01:31:00 <johninja> its tom hanks
01:31:00 <Serenity> tom hanks!
01:31:00 <Skrotus> lol forrest gump
01:31:00 <DemonsRun> wow
01:31:00 <DemonsRun> now im feelin idiotic
01:31:00 <DemonsRun> :/
01:32:00 <Skrotus> see
01:32:00 <Skrotus> change your life
01:32:00 <johninja> its ok, i fuck up on the internet sometimes too
01:32:00 <johninja> best jus to move on
01:32:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
01:32:00 <DemonsRun> moving on
01:32:00 <DemonsRun> change your life?
01:32:00 <Skrotus> my words
01:32:00 <DemonsRun> but what if, your life is fine the way it is
01:33:00 <Skrotus> we all have our dreams DemonsRun
01:33:00 <DemonsRun> that we do
01:33:00 <DemonsRun> workin on mine =D
01:33:00 <Skrotus> me too
01:33:00 <DemonsRun> doing?
01:33:00 <Skrotus> I mean my own, not yours
01:34:00 <DemonsRun> doing?
01:34:00 <Serenity> im watching dawsons creek i think i need a new life
01:34:00 <johninja> lol
01:34:00 <Skrotus> well I'm...working on that
01:34:00 <Serenity> he genuinely thinks hes being funny doesnt he..
01:34:00 <johninja> he hasn't given up yet
01:35:00 <DemonsRun> so, you dont know what you're workin on?
01:35:00 <Skrotus> I don't think he's doing it delibirately
01:36:00 <Serenity> he is
01:36:00 <Serenity> hes trying to make someone zline him
01:36:00 <Skrotus> he's accusing me of doing something
01:36:00 <screwss> thats right
01:36:00 <johninja> stop doing stuff then
01:36:00 <johninja> sheesh
01:36:00 <Serenity> rofl
01:36:00 <Skrotus> using my mad hacker skills
01:36:00 <Serenity> oh skrot
01:36:00 <johninja> Skrotus hacked me and deleted all my porn :(
01:36:00 <Serenity> your mad hacker skills get the girls i bet
01:37:00 <screwss> some fuckers nuking me, its either Kynetic or Skrotus
01:37:00 <johninja> lol
01:37:00 <Serenity> LOL
01:37:00 <DemonsRun> NOT THE PORN!!
01:37:00 <Serenity> i know whos doing it
01:38:00 <Serenity> poor screwss
01:38:00 <Serenity> you shouldnt upset people bro
01:38:00 <screwss> im not
01:38:00 <screwss> but someones ircop status might be in jepordy
01:38:00 <screwss> *cough* Kynetic
01:38:00 <Serenity> you know neither Kynetic or Skrotus are irc ops yes?
01:38:00 <screwss> shut up
01:38:00 <johninja> lol he randomly pm's me with this <awolf> hope u dont die in a fire
01:38:00 <screwss> cheers
01:38:00 <johninja> is it a full moon or some shit?
01:38:00 <Serenity> lol
01:39:00 <johninja> the crazys are out in force
01:39:00 <Serenity> the craaayyyzeeeeeeeies are out
01:39:00 <johninja> haha
01:39:00 <xm> screwss: it's time to upgrade from Windows 95 son
01:39:00 <xm> it's just not secure
01:39:00 <Serenity> lol xm
01:39:00 <Serenity> rofllllll
01:39:00 <johninja> wb
01:39:00 <Serenity> lol
01:40:00 <simba> ban
01:40:00 <Serenity> this is hilarious lol
01:40:00 <johninja> how do you even get so owned?
01:40:00 <WaixYourLegs> wow
01:40:00 <WaixYourLegs> banned from games.on.net
01:40:00 <WaixYourLegs> im gonna go slit my fuckin wrists
01:41:00 <simba> bl mate
01:41:00 <simba> hope u get thru this
01:41:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
01:41:00 <Serenity> will you be ok man?
01:41:00 <WaixYourLegs> im gonna ring iinet in the morning tell em to cancel my $300 a month internet
01:41:00 <WaixYourLegs> thatll get up em
01:41:00 <Serenity> do you need us to call somebody?
01:41:00 <simba> why u pay so much
01:41:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz i have epic internet
01:41:00 <Skrotus> lol what did you do?
01:41:00 <WaixYourLegs> it was 3am
01:41:00 <WaixYourLegs> i was playing css
01:42:00 <simba> cs_assualt
01:42:00 <WaixYourLegs> 4 kiddie cunts come in hacking the pants off the group
01:42:00 <WaixYourLegs> office
01:42:00 <johninja> can't you just get a new IP and username?
01:42:00 <Skrotus> assault is the best map
01:42:00 <WaixYourLegs> i say right im gonna ban u cunts
01:42:00 <simba> AGREED
01:42:00 <WaixYourLegs> and some cunt reported me
01:42:00 <WaixYourLegs> at fukin 3 am
01:42:00 <megamanga> http://boards.420chan.org/b/src/1385564370157.jpg
01:42:00 <WaixYourLegs> i been playing since 2000 man
01:42:00 <WaixYourLegs> my steam id is 4 fuckin digits
01:42:00 <Serenity> olawd
01:42:00 <johninja> lol megamanga
01:42:00 <Skrotus> is it a perm ban?
01:42:00 <simba> 4 digits dam
01:43:00 <Skrotus> seems a bit harsh
01:43:00 <screwss> yo
01:43:00 <screwss> where were we
01:43:00 <WaixYourLegs> 22 feb 2014
01:43:00 <johninja> wb princess :)
01:43:00 <screwss> sup bitchtits
01:43:00 <screwss> yep
01:43:00 <screwss> waiting
01:43:00 <WaixYourLegs> ill get put straight to CSM tomorrow
01:43:00 <simba> just tell someone what really happened and get it revoked
01:43:00 <WaixYourLegs> i have
01:43:00 <WaixYourLegs> they only have 1 fuckin admin
01:43:00 <Serenity> loooooool
01:43:00 <Skrotus> was a bit slow
01:44:00 <Skrotus> need to work on my spells
01:44:00 <johninja> just teased him for a bit eh
01:44:00 <Skrotus> do you think someone is nuking him?
01:44:00 <simba> yea his dad with cum
01:44:00 <Serenity> someone is yes
01:45:00 <johninja> yeah i think so
01:45:00 <DemonsRun> uhh
01:45:00 <DemonsRun> wow
01:45:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh its only $239 now
01:45:00 <WaixYourLegs> same diff
01:45:00 <johninja> IT'S only been on sale a few days, but some curious users have worked out how to turn their Xbox into a "sex box", finding a way to watch porn on the new console.
01:46:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
01:46:00 <WaixYourLegs> you mean
01:46:00 <WaixYourLegs> open web browser
01:46:00 <WaixYourLegs> go to youporn.com
01:46:00 <johninja> lol probs something like that
01:46:00 <simba> well like it said its only been a few days
01:46:00 <simba> they worked it out quickly
01:46:00 <simba> good on em
01:46:00 <johninja> i see some dude streamed his wife stripping on ps4 as well
01:46:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
01:47:00 <Skrotus> I want a sex box
01:47:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
01:47:00 <WaixYourLegs> i couldnt give a fuck about these console releases
01:47:00 <Serenity> if i had a hot wife id stream her too
01:47:00 <Serenity> mmm hot wife
01:47:00 <WaixYourLegs> im just waitin for nov 30
01:47:00 <WaixYourLegs> Mario 3d oh yeahhh
01:47:00 <simba> to celebrate the release of the xbox one i decided to downgrade my PC, slap some XBOX stickers on it and play the games released with the console on launch day for a near authentic experience
01:47:00 <Serenity> where you going screwss?
01:47:00 <Serenity> lol
01:48:00 <WaixYourLegs> LMFAO SIMBA
01:48:00 <megamanga> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1385562525682.gif FUCK YOUR BOAT
01:48:00 <WaixYourLegs> imagine
01:48:00 <WaixYourLegs> a pc case
01:48:00 <WaixYourLegs> with built on xbox enclosure
01:48:00 <Skrotus> damn I'm good at nuking screwss I don't even have to look at the screen
01:48:00 <Skrotus> bed time
01:48:00 <Skrotus> night all
01:49:00 <WaixYourLegs> a sata host card to share the blu ray drive
01:49:00 <DemonsRun> i want, a ps4
01:49:00 <DemonsRun> with an xbox controller
01:49:00 <DemonsRun> then i'd be happy
01:49:00 <Serenity> night skrot
01:49:00 <WaixYourLegs> and then just put xbox logic board inside the pc case
01:50:00 <simba> and an snes
01:50:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmao yeh
01:50:00 <WaixYourLegs> man u could prob fit the entire sns logic board inside a single microchip now
01:52:00 <simba> yea do it
01:57:00 <megamanga> titties
01:59:00 <megamanga> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1385560474394.gif last link i post for a while
01:59:00 <DemonsRun> TITTIES
02:00:00 <johninja> 10 points for determination screwss
02:00:00 <DemonsRun> ^
02:00:00 <johninja> you must really love us
02:00:00 <screwss> hahaha
02:00:00 <screwss> not really tbh
02:01:00 <johninja> you don't haave to say it man
02:01:00 <screwss> but i do enjoy seeing you not get ur gratification
02:01:00 <johninja> i can tell ;)
02:01:00 <screwss> totally p0wn3d
02:01:00 <johninja> lol says the guy who just got smashed for hal an hour
02:02:00 <johninja> "haha you might have caved my face in but i still have one tooth left, P0wn3d!!"
02:02:00 <screwss> and look im still standing
02:02:00 <johninja> only becuse someone has some mercy ;)
02:02:00 <screwss> even tho all my data allowance for the month appears to be gone
02:02:00 <johninja> awww
02:04:00 <johninja> still standing?
02:04:00 <screwss> alright im logging ur ip address now
02:04:00 <screwss> whoever you are
02:04:00 <johninja> lmao
02:04:00 <screwss> lol
02:04:00 <johninja> how are you going to do that?
02:04:00 <megamanga> you're using mibbit
02:04:00 <megamanga> hngggg
02:05:00 <screwss> mibbit is really good
02:05:00 <johninja> ahahaha
02:05:00 <megamanga> apparently so good you time out
02:05:00 <megamanga> a lot
02:05:00 <screwss> someones nuking me i think its Kynetic
02:06:00 <screwss> *yawn*
02:06:00 <screwss> so is everyone havin a good time
02:07:00 <screwss> its gone all quiet and boring as bit shit here
02:07:00 <screwss> might head
02:07:00 <screwss> ciao
02:07:00 <johninja> keep speculating man
02:07:00 <johninja> byby
02:07:00 <Serenity> rofl
02:07:00 <Serenity> HES BACK TRACING YOU
02:09:00 <simba> danzig
02:10:00 <British^Meat> yoghurt
02:16:00 <megamanga> i dont mind the back tracing as long as we see the titties
02:21:00 <Serenity> tittays
02:31:00 <WaixYourLegs> fart
02:31:00 <megamanga> i must void my bumhole
02:31:00 <megamanga> brb
02:42:00 <WaixYourLegs> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1402811099962032
02:48:00 <megamanga> does it push through her house
03:06:00 <fawks> omg I just spent ages looking for the remote
03:07:00 <fawks> cant find it
03:08:00 <megamanga> worst
03:09:00 <johninja> :(
03:09:00 <johninja> did you find your rings etc?
03:09:00 <johninja> might be some kind of vortex
03:11:00 <megamanga> the same vortex all our socks enter and never return from
03:11:00 <johninja> yeah :(
03:13:00 <johninja> https://fbexternal-a.akamaihd.net/safe_image.php?d=AQBD2lUm3w_WhXNC&w=398&h=208&url=https%3A%2F%2Ffbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net%2Fhphotos-ak-ash3%2F995232_10152021770394411_1227538531_n.jpg&cfs=1&upscale
03:13:00 <johninja> 3 killed as crane collapses at Brazilian stadium due to host WC 2014 opening
03:14:00 <megamanga> could they have picked a shitter picture?
03:14:00 <megamanga> i cant see shit
03:15:00 <johninja> yeah sorry i could get the link to load
03:15:00 <megamanga> nah its their pic (the crane isnt in sight)
03:15:00 <johninja> http://rt.com/news/brazil-stadium-collapse-wc-396/
03:15:00 <johninja> ahh
03:16:00 <megamanga> oh there we go
03:16:00 <megamanga> fucken hell
03:17:00 <megamanga> brazil isnt really renowned for oh&s though
03:17:00 <johninja> lol true
03:18:00 <johninja> watched this vinnie jones in russia show
03:18:00 <johninja> that place is fucking crazy too
03:18:00 <megamanga> worst place to work
03:18:00 <johninja> everything is half assed soviet shit
03:18:00 <megamanga> ^
03:19:00 <megamanga> their car crashes are the most entertaining though
03:20:00 <johninja> ahaha yes!
03:20:00 <johninja> fuck man
03:21:00 <johninja> those two dudes that get into tbone in an intersection and spin out of control then just grab their bags and walk off leaving the car in the middle of the road
03:21:00 <johninja> wtf russia
03:21:00 <megamanga> the truck is the best ive seen so far
03:21:00 <megamanga> guy flies out windscreen n walks off
03:21:00 <johninja> that vi was one of the best i have watched
03:21:00 <johninja> haha
03:21:00 <shadsam> morning
03:21:00 <johninja> there was like some compliation
03:21:00 <johninja> hey mate
03:21:00 <shadsam> yo dude
03:23:00 <megamanga> theres a guy who uploads them monthly
03:23:00 <megamanga> vodkavideo
03:23:00 <johninja> yeah theres that dude that does all those gun vids too
03:23:00 <johninja> he's a bit of a dick though
03:24:00 <johninja> Bitcoin value passes $1,000 for first time ever
03:24:00 <johninja> fark
03:24:00 <johninja> something sus is going on there i reckon
03:24:00 <johninja> someone said china is buying them all up
03:25:00 <AngrymanXL> wtf. I have like 100 bitcoin tokens on an old hdd.
03:25:00 <beehhh> your not suppose to leave
03:25:00 <AngrymanXL> I'm rich bitch!
03:25:00 <johninja> :o
03:25:00 <megamanga> you'd have them in a wallet
03:25:00 <beehhh> your rich bitch
03:26:00 <megamanga> ??
03:26:00 <AngrymanXL> start mining one of thhhe new internet coin thingies
03:26:00 <Pieter> you be all cool
03:26:00 <beehhh> all of mattyd's cousins collasped while working on a gippsland dairy farm
03:26:00 <johninja> i think everyone has that idea
03:26:00 <beehhh> only his aunty saved them by cutting a hole on the wall
03:26:00 <johninja> some guy on here bought like 80 the other day
03:27:00 <beehhh> 3 of them fighting for life tonight
03:27:00 <johninja> apparently wasn't getting much though
03:27:00 <AngrymanXL> bitcoins were going for $70 a few months ago weren't they?
03:27:00 <johninja> it would take him a few months to even pay them off
03:27:00 <johninja> yeah they were fluctuating a lot man
03:27:00 <johninja> very dramtic rise
03:27:00 <johninja> i think it was as low as $2 at one point last year
03:27:00 <AngrymanXL> sheeeitt!
03:28:00 <AngrymanXL> should have bought 1000
03:28:00 <johninja> yeah man
03:28:00 <AngrymanXL> 1000X1000 = so much money
03:28:00 <johninja> you wonder how many people don't even know
03:29:00 <AngrymanXL> lets put out computers together and mine bitcoins together. I take 75% of the share.
03:29:00 <johninja> lol
03:29:00 <megamanga> it would take forever now
03:29:00 <johninja> i have a couple of old pcs in the spare room
03:29:00 <johninja> and yeah
03:30:00 <beehhh> McEwan 19 tried to sodomise ms ban but couldnt had succeed
03:30:00 <megamanga> as each bitcoin is mined the ceiling of difficulty is raised pretty much
03:30:00 <AngrymanXL> write a script for the PS3. that shit cures cancer surely it can mine bitcoins.
03:30:00 <beehhh> you people are mostly crazy
03:30:00 <megamanga> still too slow
03:30:00 <johninja> thats not a bad plan
03:31:00 <beehhh> i just figure out why china population is so high cos they never practice circumsicion
03:31:00 <johninja> the us govt. built a supercomputer from like 1000 ps3s
03:31:00 <johninja> sony were selling them at a loss and making it up in game sales
03:31:00 <beehhh> all chinese are uncircumsized
03:31:00 <johninja> so they got a great deal there
03:31:00 <AngrymanXL> what's a good bitcoin alternative?
03:31:00 <beehhh> this is a serious matter
03:31:00 <johninja> there is another one
03:31:00 <beehhh> women dont like soft cock
03:31:00 <johninja> litecoin or something
03:31:00 <megamanga> litecoin shrug
03:31:00 <beehhh> babies are made from cock
03:31:00 <johninja> but yeah it seems even lest trustworthy
03:31:00 <AngrymanXL> there is litecoin and one other I heard about.
03:32:00 <megamanga> theres hundreds of the things
03:32:00 <beehhh> being emo didnt help
03:32:00 <AngrymanXL> damn.
03:32:00 <megamanga> they only have value because people give it value
03:32:00 <johninja> http://rt.com/files/news/21/4c/80/00/12.jpg
03:32:00 <beehhh> being ghost helped
03:32:00 <AngrymanXL> megamanga: that is the same as any other real world currency.
03:32:00 <johninja> true
03:32:00 <megamanga> yeah but who accepts bitcoin
03:32:00 <megamanga> u cant just go and buy groceries wiht it?
03:32:00 <beehhh> Australia has no room for my emotion and money cannot buy my love
03:32:00 <johninja> its accepted in some pubs and shit now
03:33:00 <johninja> saw it on the news the other day
03:33:00 <johninja> place in syd is accepting them
03:33:00 <megamanga> we shouldhack their wallet lol
03:33:00 <johninja> ahaha
03:33:00 <BlackDevil> i farted
03:33:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
03:33:00 <beehhh> as you grow older you understand your mistakes and their misunderstanding
03:33:00 <johninja> yeah thats probably the better way to go
03:33:00 <johninja> some people have pulled off some huge scams on thesilkroad over the years
03:33:00 <beehhh> i knew him since 2003
03:33:00 <BlackDevil> A girl's hairstyle may result in her expulsion from a private school.
03:33:00 <megamanga> a wallet was hacked few months ago
03:33:00 <beehhh> didnt have a cam
03:34:00 <megamanga> almost 400k of bitcoins was stolen
03:34:00 <johninja> oh yeah someone broke into a bitcoin bank here in aus
03:34:00 <beehhh> as the xmas comming better lock ur wallet
03:34:00 <johninja> seemed like the dude was managing other peoples koins
03:34:00 <beehhh> too many banana would kill me
03:34:00 <johninja> he's like "oh shit, sorry :/"
03:34:00 <AngrymanXL> you could buy greece with 400K bitcoins.
03:34:00 <johninja> lolol
03:35:00 <beehhh> you really dont need much of anything
03:35:00 <megamanga> $400k
03:35:00 <beehhh> give to them those needs most
03:35:00 <megamanga> you want to buy debt?
03:35:00 <beehhh> less populated place always have advantages
03:36:00 <johninja> germany started laying into them for mismanaging their economy and they were like "you know those war reperations we forgot about? yeh we want them now kthnxbai"
03:37:00 <beehhh> i think canada is a great country to live happily
03:37:00 <beehhh> you reap waht ya sew
03:37:00 <johninja> k
03:38:00 <beehhh> johninja & simon gittany should be locked up in the same-cell
03:38:00 <shadsam> lol
03:38:00 <johninja> hey now
03:40:00 <beehhh> qld should start selling their coal to china
03:40:00 <beehhh> WA is doing it
03:40:00 <johninja> where do you think we sell our coal now?
03:40:00 <beehhh> fuck the green they are no good either
03:40:00 <johninja> to the magical coal fairy?
03:41:00 <beehhh> liberal are the right candidat forever for australia
03:41:00 <megamanga> to china
03:42:00 <megamanga> same with gas
03:43:00 <johninja> pretty much
03:43:00 <johninja> we have a few coal powered plants here
03:43:00 <beehhh> http://images.smh.com.au/2013/06/11/4482041/art-bill-20shorten-620x349.jpg
03:43:00 <johninja> they actually built 2 more coal plants even after all the carbon tax shit came in
03:44:00 <johninja> what does it matter if we pollute? we'll just pass costs onto the consumer
03:44:00 <johninja> gr8 job
03:45:00 <Kynetic> totes
03:45:00 <beehhh> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/father-son-and-worker-knocked-out-by-farm-tank-fumes-in-cloverlea/story-fni0fit3-1226769657073
03:45:00 <Kynetic> make those bastard people pay for it
03:46:00 <Kynetic> sometimes when johninja isnt looking i fire up my coal plant
03:46:00 <Kynetic> so i can start up me flux capacitor ay.
03:46:00 <johninja> :|
03:47:00 <BlackDevil> dumbasses for not having a fan blowing in fresh air
03:47:00 <johninja> you will pay for this iran
03:47:00 <Kynetic> leave us iranians alone
03:47:00 <Kynetic> we just want to enrich our uranium in peace!
03:48:00 <johninja> lol
03:49:00 <beehhh> mattyd should go look for his cousins
03:50:00 <johninja> that amonia story was pretty funny "oh shit someone is passed out in a tank..better climb in there and see whats wrong" "oh wow 2 people are passed out in a tank..i'll just climb in and have a look" "wow 3 people!! brb climbing in"
03:50:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1385569447033.gif
03:54:00 <[sh4dz]> burp
03:54:00 <[sh4dz]> mm coffee n cig
03:55:00 <beehhh> no one possibilly ever suceeded for getting the australian immigration e.g lisa harnum, eunji ban & me.
03:56:00 <[sh4dz]> beehhh Would u fuck a Trannies sweet bunhole ???
03:56:00 <beehhh> me ex turned into a whore that broked our relationship
03:57:00 <[sh4dz]> beehhh Would u fuck a Trannies sweet bunhole ???
03:57:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1385554472655.gif
03:57:00 <megamanga> pity about the gender
03:57:00 <[sh4dz]> lol bee
03:58:00 <[sh4dz]> how r you
03:58:00 <beehhh> http://www.facebook.com/#!/jakieul
03:58:00 <[sh4dz]> :)
04:01:00 <beehhh> http://fap.to/images/47/1787322436/cd-tv-porn/ladyboy-gif-7.gif
04:06:00 <johninja> ahoy
04:09:00 <[sh4dz]> :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
04:09:00 <[sh4dz]> yo john
04:10:00 <[sh4dz]> payday in 12 minutes
04:10:00 <BlackDevil> [sh4dz]:gong
04:10:00 <[sh4dz]> shadz:ping
04:10:00 <[sh4dz]> heya BlackDevil
04:10:00 <johninja> nice
04:10:00 <BlackDevil> hi
04:11:00 <[sh4dz]> buying a new mic
04:11:00 <BlackDevil> when are you and johninja getting married?
04:11:00 <[sh4dz]> friday
04:11:00 <johninja> shit
04:11:00 <johninja> i forgot to invite BlackDevil
04:11:00 <[sh4dz]> on cockatoo island
04:11:00 <johninja> woops :/
04:11:00 <[sh4dz]> woot
04:11:00 <[sh4dz]> whitsundays
04:11:00 <[sh4dz]> via dreamworld
04:11:00 <johninja> cock or 2 island lol
04:12:00 <[sh4dz]> lol
04:12:00 <[sh4dz]> soz BlackDevil im not gay
04:12:00 <BlackDevil> you sure?
04:13:00 <[sh4dz]> gota go to a pet shop today
04:14:00 <beehhh> BlackDevil are u in LA?
04:14:00 <beehhh> did u see darren hayes
04:15:00 <beehhh> he was scoring weed from some black dudes
04:15:00 <BlackDevil> no
04:18:00 <[sh4dz]> BlackDevil doesnt do drugs
04:18:00 <megamanga> boom cumshot
04:20:00 <beehhh> have a blast on someone elses cum megamanga
04:21:00 <beehhh> many sydney folks are like simon gittany
04:22:00 <beehhh> syd is a bad place to live
04:22:00 <beehhh> i'd live nelsons in nz instead
04:23:00 <johninja> ok
04:24:00 <beehhh> living and visiting aint the same thing
04:25:00 <johninja> no worries
04:25:00 <beehhh> send me money i go to canada
04:25:00 <johninja> righto mate
04:26:00 <johninja> you got a smoke?
04:26:00 <beehhh> i passed one subject so far
04:27:00 <johninja> ok great
04:27:00 <beehhh> sure take my whole deck of winnie's
04:27:00 <johninja> sweet ass johnno
04:27:00 <johninja> thanks
04:27:00 <johninja> wheres the ashtray?
04:28:00 <beehhh> i dont smoke in house
04:28:00 <johninja> ahh shit
04:28:00 <beehhh> infact i gave up smoking
04:28:00 <johninja> how much for a pack there?
04:28:00 <beehhh> 2bucks in RM illegal one
04:28:00 <johninja> ahh yeh
04:28:00 <beehhh> legal are 10RM
04:29:00 <beehhh> about 4aud
04:29:00 <johninja> fuck
04:29:00 <beehhh> 3.5
04:29:00 <johninja> thats ridic
04:29:00 <beehhh> many malay girls are smoker
04:29:00 <johninja> yeah asians in general are
04:29:00 <beehhh> sofar all the malay girls smoking on campus except those wearing hijab
04:29:00 <beehhh> they are horny for white cocks
04:30:00 <beehhh> one with hijab
04:30:00 <johninja> i don't like asian girls really
04:30:00 <beehhh> same
04:30:00 <johninja> they are annoying
04:30:00 <beehhh> i like asian trannies only
04:30:00 <beehhh> you bet
04:30:00 <johninja> i don't like trannies either
04:30:00 <beehhh> yes you do
04:30:00 <beehhh> say it
04:30:00 <johninja> no mate
04:30:00 <beehhh> comon
04:30:00 <johninja> they are fucked in the head
04:30:00 <megamanga> beeh, die
04:31:00 <beehhh> say i do like asian trannies
04:31:00 <johninja> beehhh likes asian trannies
04:31:00 <beehhh> ahh indeed i do
04:31:00 <beehhh> better than femole
04:31:00 <johninja> yeah
04:31:00 <johninja> up to you
04:31:00 <beehhh> asian girls are arrogant
04:31:00 <johninja> just keep the fucking thing away from me
04:31:00 <beehhh> n stubborn
04:32:00 <megamanga> http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/src/1385527185450.gif
04:32:00 <johninja> lolol
04:33:00 <megamanga> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
04:33:00 <megamanga> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1385573535660.gif
04:33:00 <johninja> The US authorities have studied online sexual activity and suggested exposing porn site visits as a way to discredit people who spread radical views, the Huffington Post news site reports.
04:33:00 <johninja> we're all FUCKED
04:33:00 <beehhh> asian love to marry aussie men for a passport
04:33:00 <megamanga> we all know the huffington post is bs
04:34:00 <beehhh> breaking up families
04:34:00 <johninja> hmm
04:34:00 <johninja> i guess thats the problem
04:35:00 <johninja> some bs news site reports it and then legit ones run with it
04:35:00 <johninja> all of a sudden it becomes fact
04:36:00 <johninja> Drunken, violent airplane passenger taken down by hockey team of off-duty police officers on flight
04:40:00 <megamanga> i hope he stabbed one of the cops
04:40:00 <megamanga> fuckin pigs
04:40:00 <johninja> lol sounds like he was off his chops bigtime
04:41:00 <johninja> they had to physical restrain him for 3 and a half hours
04:44:00 <megamanga> hahahahaha awesome
04:49:00 <[sh4dz]> skilipop
04:53:00 <AngrymanXL> http://placeforfun.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/1383977_573403049362601_1344523988_n.jpg
04:53:00 <megamanga> where the naked pic?
04:54:00 <AngrymanXL> in my creep folder.
04:55:00 <BlackDevil> thats a sexy dog
04:55:00 <megamanga> http://i.4cdn.org/gif/src/1384263797354.gif
04:56:00 <BlackDevil> i dont get it
04:57:00 <megamanga> neither do i, but she takes a load
05:05:00 <beehhh> asians love their sex
05:05:00 <beehhh> from an early age
05:06:00 <[sh4dz]> :P
05:24:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXvMT_mVbqw
05:24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: K-Ci and JoJo - All My Life (Oct 6, 2009) 3:52 - Category: Music - 23,777,214 views - 86,808 likes (97.9%), 1,829 dislikes (2.1%)
05:31:00 <beehhh> http://www.viewsontourism.info/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/A-poor-man-with-a-happy-face-by-Muhammad-Nahian-Bin-Khaled.jpg
05:52:00 <[sh4dz]> HELLO
05:52:00 <[sh4dz]> HI
05:53:00 <[sh4dz]> GDAY
05:53:00 <[sh4dz]> HOWS IT PIMPIN
05:53:00 <[sh4dz]> CUPPA BBS MATES
06:00:00 <[sh4dz]> ???????????????????????????????????
06:00:00 <[sh4dz]> `seen Analogue_c
06:00:00 <prowl> [sh4dz], I found 8 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: shadsam, [sh4dz], Analogue_C, Analogue, i_am_DRACULA. shadsam ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick to [sh4dz] on #melbourne 2 hours 9 minutes ago (28.11. 02:51). [sh4dz] is still there.
06:02:00 <megamanga> `seen mianus
06:02:00 <prowl> megamanga, mianus? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember mianus.
06:02:00 <megamanga> ahurrrrrr
06:54:00 <[sh4dz]> `seen glenn
06:54:00 <prowl> [sh4dz], Glenn ([email protected]) was last seen parting #melbourne 26 minutes ago (28.11. 05:28), after spending 1 minute there.
06:57:00 <[sh4dz]> lol
06:57:00 <[sh4dz]> <kuniva> Anyone with a toilet fetish? pm me
07:20:00 <druidess> hey shads
07:24:00 <simba> olympiako!!!!!!!
07:26:00 <Skrotus> what
07:27:00 <simba> 4Olympiakara Mou
07:50:00 <[sh4dz]> hello druidess
07:50:00 <[sh4dz]> "P
07:50:00 <[sh4dz]> :P
07:53:00 <sm0k3> gay fish
08:05:00 <[sh4dz]> poofters
08:05:00 <sm0k3> a motherfuckin gay fish
08:05:00 <[sh4dz]> :((
08:06:00 <[sh4dz]> smoke ya fingernails cunt face
08:06:00 <[sh4dz]> fcking poof
08:06:00 <[sh4dz]> lol
08:06:00 <[sh4dz]> OO
08:06:00 <[sh4dz]> \/
08:06:00 <[sh4dz]> :)()(
08:34:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=584367048314746&set=vb.454568751294577&type=2&theater
08:39:00 <xm> morning faux
08:40:00 <xm> i havent shlept
08:40:00 <xm> too excited about a book im reading
08:40:00 <faux> hi
08:54:00 <sm0k3> hey xm
08:55:00 <sm0k3> bit of a strange one are we ?
08:56:00 <xm> yes
08:57:00 <sm0k3> having some wierd thoughts there are we xm ?
08:57:00 <xm> why yes
08:58:00 <xm> they should make a movie about IRC people that stay up late and chat
08:58:00 <xm> call it "The IRC Club"
08:58:00 <sm0k3> your the kind of person xm that society doesn't pull up before its too late and they hurt innocent people
08:59:00 <xm> do you reckon i should be on meds mate
08:59:00 <sm0k3> you clearly have metal issues
08:59:00 <xm> yes, low in iron
08:59:00 <xm> you should be a GP
08:59:00 <xm> not a rogue psychiatrist
09:00:00 <sm0k3> have thoughts of harming others don't you xm
09:00:00 <xm> just about to play Halo on the xbox
09:00:00 <xm> :)
09:00:00 <sm0k3> xm on #cats #philosophyphd #melbourne #politics #politicaldebate #ravers #Christian #Services #trance #ChatDen #rave #Nsw #cunts #ZHA #linux
09:00:00 <sm0k3> looks like the IRC of someone who is deeply disturbed
09:00:00 <xm> i agree
09:00:00 <xm> get the CAT team stat!
09:00:00 <sm0k3> thats good you agree
09:01:00 <sm0k3> but frankly i don't care
09:02:00 <sm0k3> what poofs like you need is an old fashioned belting put you into line
09:02:00 <xm> spank me
09:02:00 <xm> :)
09:02:00 <sm0k3> you probably still live with your parents
09:03:00 <sm0k3> they pampered ya all your life
09:03:00 <xm> ive picking up an d...d here.... d-d-d-david? d-d-daniel?
09:03:00 <xm> i feel chest pains
09:03:00 <xm> did you recently lose a relative from a heart attack?
09:03:00 <xm> the spirit is talking to me
09:04:00 <xm> the connection is getting stronger...
09:04:00 <sm0k3> look at the IRC channels you hang out in xm
09:05:00 <sm0k3> look at the fact you use the same nickname on here for years
09:05:00 <sm0k3> you're a disturbed individual
09:05:00 <xm> you got me there
09:05:00 <xm> rebel without a cause
09:05:00 <sm0k3> a rebel ?
09:05:00 <sm0k3> mate youre not a rebel
09:05:00 <sm0k3> youre a wierdo
09:05:00 <sm0k3> you probably never leave ya house
09:05:00 <sm0k3> anti-social little goth boy by the looks
09:06:00 <xm> awww poor you. you feel bad about your life so you displace that self-hatred over to strangers on the Internet
09:06:00 <sm0k3> plots how he can harm people
09:06:00 <sm0k3> lol xm
09:06:00 <xm> im aiming the cross fire on halo
09:06:00 <sm0k3> don't try turn the tables
09:06:00 <sm0k3> yeah do you play computer games ?
09:06:00 <sm0k3> another sign there that your disturbed
09:07:00 <xm> haha
09:07:00 <Loof> how about we both put sm0k3 the weak little dad fucking pedo brother toucher on ignore xm?
09:07:00 <sm0k3> you're probably nearly 30 years old and you still playing computer games and acting like a teen
09:07:00 <Loof> problem solved
09:07:00 <sm0k3> not a man are we xm you're more like a boy
09:07:00 <Loof> internet toughies
09:07:00 <xm> Loof: i know he's an attention seeker. it was fun playing for a while to see what he had, but he's just boring and repetitive
09:07:00 <Loof> makes me laugh
09:08:00 <Loof> lol xm
09:08:00 <sm0k3> im not looking for attention xm
09:08:00 <Loof> how are ya anyway?
09:08:00 <xm> good
09:08:00 <Loof> sweet :)
09:08:00 <xm> gotta get back to the coding project
09:08:00 <xm> you?
09:08:00 <sm0k3> i just know one fact and thats someone should bash your face in and smash your computer throw your poofy little ass into the real world
09:08:00 <Loof> real good, finally found a client who likes my designs (that i just ripped off from other websites lol)
09:08:00 <sm0k3> lol xm
09:08:00 <sm0k3> you cant code
09:08:00 <Loof> now i can get to the part i find easy, the coding
09:08:00 <xm> hah
09:09:00 <xm> off gumtree right?
09:09:00 <Loof> yep
09:09:00 <Loof> i'm definitly left brain
09:09:00 <Loof> my right brain design side sucks
09:09:00 <sm0k3> Loof/dumbshit, You would probably have to google any slight piece of code you couldn't write one bit yourself you take it up the arse
09:09:00 <Loof> coding comes naturally
09:10:00 <sm0k3> you're fucking dilusional and disturbed just like goth boy xm
09:10:00 <Loof> funny i didn't like math though
09:10:00 <sm0k3> lol your full of shit Loof
09:10:00 <sm0k3> you unemployed scum cunt
09:10:00 <xm> what was your computer class like during highschool?
09:10:00 <xm> we did basic and pascal, but that was it
09:10:00 <sm0k3> lol xm
09:11:00 <sm0k3> you full of shit
09:11:00 <Loof> it was a joke
09:11:00 <Loof> nobody could code
09:11:00 <Loof> including the teacher
09:11:00 <xm> yeah?
09:11:00 <xm> yeah my teacher wasnt too great either
09:11:00 <xm> he even admitted i should take his job
09:11:00 <sm0k3> xm, you still act exactly as you did back then
09:11:00 <Loof> i did half the classes assignments and it was all just print goto stuff that's about it
09:11:00 <sm0k3> like a child
09:12:00 <xm> goto hey
09:12:00 <Loof> yeah apple iie basic
09:12:00 <xm> at first it was like i couldnt live without it, but now with proper languages i cant go back
09:12:00 <xm> yes, it was apple ii basic we did
09:12:00 <Loof> wow you must be nearly as old as me lol
09:12:00 <Loof> cool
09:13:00 <xm> a few weeks ago i had a thought about getting an apple ii for the nostalgia
09:13:00 <sm0k3> hahaha
09:13:00 <xm> dont know how much they'd fetch now though
09:13:00 <Loof> nostalgia is always disappointing
09:13:00 <xm> true
09:13:00 <xm> sometimes it's best left as memories
09:13:00 <Loof> exactly
09:13:00 <Loof> emulators ruined my memories
09:13:00 <xm> heh the massive pixelation
09:13:00 <Loof> yep lol
09:14:00 <xm> unless you had the CSI interpolation algorithm
09:14:00 <xm> :D
09:14:00 <Loof> lol
09:15:00 <Loof> i couldn't work out c64 graphics
09:15:00 <Loof> couldn't find a good book
09:15:00 <Loof> where i was
09:15:00 <xm> yeah i had that problem when i loaded alice in wonderland
09:15:00 <Loof> c64 basic graphics
09:15:00 <xm> i think that was the only game i tried for the C64
09:15:00 <xm> under the emu that is
09:16:00 <Loof> yeah just looks like turd
09:16:00 <xm> oh you mean drawing for it?
09:16:00 <Loof> yeah doing graphics programming
09:16:00 <Loof> but i was only like 11
09:16:00 <xm> about the time i started coding
09:17:00 <Loof> i could only do print, goto and do sprites
09:17:00 <Loof> was so crap
09:18:00 <Loof> if only i was born 20 years later
09:18:00 <Loof> young brain with all the unlimited information we have today would have been awesome
09:18:00 <xm> they have it too easy these days...with the vast number of free stuff, or pirated stuff...the books...the opensource projects...google
09:18:00 <Loof> yeah man
09:18:00 <xm> but they also get distracted
09:18:00 <Loof> all i had was the book that came with the system
09:19:00 <Loof> the rest i had to work out myself
09:19:00 <Loof> no net
09:19:00 <xm> i got a few books out from the library
09:19:00 <xm> it's near the 000-100 section
09:19:00 <xm> the computer stuff
09:19:00 <Loof> i was like the only one with a computer in our country town
09:19:00 <xm> really?
09:19:00 <Loof> yeah in the 80s
09:20:00 <Loof> moving to melb ruled
09:20:00 <xm> if you had C64 porn you'd be the most popular guy
09:20:00 <Loof> yep lol
09:20:00 <xm> how large was that town back then?
09:20:00 <Loof> couple of hundred ppl
09:20:00 <xm> that's not much at all
09:20:00 <Loof> yeah
09:20:00 <Loof> now it's HUGE
09:20:00 <Loof> heard of gladstone?
09:21:00 <xm> not sure. but it sounds like a name that would exist
09:21:00 <Loof> i lived in calliope about 10km from there
09:21:00 <xm> you're originally from QLD?
09:21:00 <Loof> orign melb
09:21:00 <xm> i have heard of Rockhampton
09:21:00 <Loof> it's near there
09:21:00 <Loof> couple of hours
09:21:00 <xm> The city's population at the 2011 Census was 31,778 of whom 4.1 percent are of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander origin.[2] <--- big jump
09:22:00 <xm> i suppose mining does that
09:22:00 <Loof> yep
09:22:00 <Loof> it's fucked now
09:22:00 <Loof> used to be there you didn't have to even lock ur doors
09:22:00 <xm> still got family there though?
09:22:00 <Loof> yeah sisters
09:23:00 <xm> is this why you want to make "Abo-lish"
09:23:00 <xm> :P
09:23:00 <Loof> yep lol
09:23:00 <Loof> abos are sooo racist against whites
09:23:00 <Loof> especially if ur a nerdy white
09:23:00 <Loof> i got pwnd
09:23:00 <xm> in WA there are some remote towns where the bars are split between abos and whites
09:23:00 <xm> what happened?
09:24:00 <Loof> just got bashed by em like nearly every day
09:24:00 <xm> i'd be furious
09:24:00 <Loof> cause i mouthed back and was always outnumbered
09:24:00 <xm> they dont even need a good reason
09:24:00 <xm> they're just looking for a fight really
09:24:00 <Loof> they tied my brother to a bike and thew him in a creek and walked off
09:24:00 <Loof> he was like 7
09:25:00 <Loof> fuckers
09:25:00 <Loof> he got out of it thank fuck
09:25:00 <xm> not a town you'd want to raise kids in
09:25:00 <Loof> abos are fucked
09:25:00 <Loof> and they're so protected by the media
09:25:00 <xm> we have Aborigines here but basically no Torrest Strait islanders
09:25:00 <Loof> if australia really knew what they were like
09:25:00 <xm> Torres*
09:25:00 <xm> (Perth)
09:26:00 <xm> people arent too confident about going out at night near the city
09:26:00 <Loof> my favorite comback to the was "go back to ur dreamland"
09:26:00 <Loof> them
09:26:00 <xm> 'the good sniff'
09:26:00 <Loof> dreamtime i mean
09:26:00 <xm> i know what you meant
09:26:00 <Loof> hehe
09:27:00 <Loof> lifes so good now though
09:27:00 <xm> i would ring them up and play prank calls from crazy nyoongar
09:27:00 <Loof> wont be in psych ward again any time soon
09:27:00 <Loof> i wanna sample crazy nyonngar for this game
09:27:00 <Loof> this game will be my revenge on abos
09:27:00 <xm> what sort of ideas have you got?
09:28:00 <xm> you should make it in HTML5 and put it on gladstone.id.au
09:28:00 <xm> not taken yet!
09:28:00 <Loof> like you bust into this broken down bedroom to find two abos fucking. the female abo attacks you and when you go to hit her back the male one goes "cunt, don't you put a hand on my sister!"
09:28:00 <xm> LOL
09:29:00 <Loof> and a drunken abo in a gutter masturbating mumbling "my body is a wonderland"
09:29:00 <xm> lol
09:29:00 <xm> genius
09:29:00 <xm> i like it
09:29:00 <Loof> or you walk past some abo gin sitting on a bench with goon and maggots fall out of her cunt
09:30:00 <xm> or turn into flies half way and go to her nostrils
09:30:00 <Loof> thanks man i got heaps, this game will be halair (till it gets banned)
09:30:00 <xm> the cycle repeats!
09:30:00 <Loof> LOL!!!!
09:30:00 <Loof> tha'ts awesome
09:30:00 <Loof> can i use that?
09:30:00 <xm> feel free to
09:30:00 <Loof> sweet
09:31:00 <xm> so what platform will you be writing that in?
09:32:00 <xm> i dont think apple store will like it :D
09:37:00 <Caterpillar> hi
09:37:00 <Loof> sorry man had to get my son
09:37:00 <xm> that's ok
09:37:00 <Loof> all platforms
09:37:00 <xm> unity?
09:37:00 <Loof> unity3d is awesome!
09:37:00 <Loof> yep :)
09:37:00 <Loof> still learning it
09:37:00 <Loof> so sweet
09:38:00 <Loof> the more i learn the more i love
09:38:00 <xm> ive heard that it is good but i havent tried it myself
09:38:00 <Loof> thinking of getting subscription
09:38:00 <Loof> $70 a monthy
09:38:00 <Loof> +$70 android +$70 ios :(
09:39:00 <xm> yikes
09:39:00 <Loof> yep
09:39:00 <Loof> i already have adobe which is $50 a month too and i'm on a pension
09:39:00 <Loof> but i'll manage
09:39:00 <Loof> have all the time in the world :)
09:40:00 <xm> you should just sign up for a student course...withdraw...but use that to get student discounts. knew someone who did something like that once
09:40:00 <Loof> i'm actually going back to study in feb
09:40:00 <megamanga> its just a code, ask the uni guys
09:40:00 <Loof> done two units already
09:40:00 <Loof> hd and d
09:40:00 <Loof> but they were easy
09:40:00 <Loof> things no doubt will get WAY harder
09:41:00 <xm> megamanga: that would be handy. i dont really use adobe stuff myself so i dont know
09:41:00 <Loof> i use photoshop, dreamweaver and flash
09:41:00 <Loof> the subscription covers every adobe product, so sweet
09:41:00 <xm> i found out last night foxit is a chinga creation
09:41:00 <Loof> so i should learn more
09:41:00 <xm> not bad then
09:42:00 <Loof> is that pdf?
09:42:00 <xm> for viewing PDFs yeah
09:42:00 <xm> i prefer it over the adobe one
09:42:00 <Loof> sweet
09:42:00 <Loof> is there anything asians cant do better?
09:43:00 <xm> actually i had the codes for CS6 stuff from work
09:43:00 <Loof> seems likes white come up with a general idea, then asians perfect it
09:44:00 <xm> once you've "signed" into adobe does it keep checking with the server?
09:44:00 <xm> like routine connects?
09:44:00 <Loof> xm: http://i.imgur.com/hnJFDe9.jpg
09:44:00 <xm> because im wondering if you could just have a virtualmachine where it's authenticated and just boot that up every time
09:45:00 <Loof> yeah it checks with the server
09:45:00 <xm> he's looking much older now
09:45:00 <xm> time has flown
09:45:00 <Loof> yep 2 and a half now!
09:45:00 <xm> it's been a year since i saw his pic i think
09:45:00 <Loof> he's getting huge
09:45:00 <Loof> and has a mean headbutt
09:46:00 <xm> he can be the first person to test your game Abo Lish
09:46:00 <Loof> LOL!
09:46:00 <Loof> hope he marries a chinese girl
09:47:00 <Loof> like his mumma
09:47:00 <megamanga> i cant stop shitting
09:47:00 <xm> i think im about to crash from not sleeping
09:47:00 <xm> bbl
09:49:00 <Caterpillar> Loof hi
09:49:00 <Caterpillar> xm welcome back
09:50:00 <sm0k3> xm lives in a dilusional world
09:59:00 <frayedknot> morning
10:04:00 <Loof> hey b1 :)
10:20:00 <Caterpillar> where is the awolf guy
10:22:00 <sm0k3> hes banned
10:22:00 <sm0k3> look in the ban list
10:25:00 <Caterpillar> He is a real tard, no wonder he is in his 30's no qualifications, living with parents, just a useless cunt
10:26:00 <sm0k3> Yeah mate there is some dilusional disturbed people on this server
10:26:00 <sm0k3> look at a few people for example
10:26:00 <sm0k3> xm
10:26:00 <sm0k3> xm on #cats #philosophyphd #melbourne #politics #politicaldebate #ravers #Christian #Services #trance #ChatDen #rave #Nsw #cunts #ZHA #linux
10:26:00 <sm0k3> What does that tell you about him ?
10:26:00 <sm0k3> just by looking at that and how long he has been using his nickname on this server
10:27:00 <sm0k3> you can tell alot about him
10:27:00 <sm0k3> he is clearly disturbed and dilusional
10:27:00 <sm0k3> hes in channels like #cats #linux #politics lol
10:27:00 <druidess> arent we all
10:27:00 <sm0k3> druidess is another one
10:28:00 <sm0k3> munted ugly fat girl no life
10:28:00 <sm0k3> tries to project her dilusions and thoughts of harming others on IRC
10:28:00 <sm0k3> druidess is a munted dog
10:29:00 <druidess> yip
10:44:00 <sm0k3> perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps perps
10:47:00 <[sh4dz]> LOL
10:48:00 <[sh4dz]> `SEEN SHADS
10:48:00 <prowl> [sh4dz], shads ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick to shadsam on #facebook 6 hours 57 minutes ago (28.11. 02:50), but shadsam mysteriously dematerialized.
10:50:00 <[sh4dz]> `SEEN Nickop
10:50:00 <prowl> [sh4dz], I don't remember seeing Nickop.
10:50:00 <[sh4dz]> ???
10:54:00 <[sh4dz]> `SEEN Niggatoss
10:54:00 <prowl> [sh4dz], I don't remember seeing Niggatoss.
10:55:00 <megamanga> http://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/124557 where my beer brothers at
11:00:00 <Caterpillar> druidess welcome back
11:00:00 <sm0k3> druidess dog.
11:00:00 <sm0k3> munted cunt.
11:00:00 <sm0k3> die cunt.
11:01:00 <Caterpillar> sm0k3, very intellegent
11:01:00 <megamanga> i still cant stop pooping
11:02:00 <Caterpillar> druidess reminds me of a mexican person for some reason
11:03:00 <megamanga> does she have datass?
11:03:00 <ShadowLurker> pz why so angry mate
11:03:00 <Loof> he always gets a bit grump when his daddy doesn't swallow
11:03:00 <Caterpillar> ShadowLurker i dont know, he could have a tumor
11:03:00 <Loof> grumpy
11:04:00 <sm0k3> its not a tumor
11:04:00 <Caterpillar> lol
11:08:00 <Caterpillar> hi im Mike Moore, Welcome to Front Line
11:10:00 <Caterpillar> my dog is going nuts at the robotic vacuum cleaner thing
11:15:00 <megamanga> theres vids of cats sitting on them
11:15:00 <megamanga> lazy fucks
11:17:00 <sm0k3> they have little microphones in them
11:17:00 <sm0k3> so people can listen in
11:19:00 <megamanga> so do kettles
11:20:00 <sm0k3> you see now you're just being a perp tossing what i just said away reffering to it as "conspiracy" clearly you are a gaslighting perp using this method of mental abuse on a targeted individual
11:20:00 <megamanga> clearly im a disinfo agent
11:20:00 <megamanga> duh
11:20:00 <sm0k3> not just that you sell out your own race
11:21:00 <sm0k3> high treason
11:21:00 <Skrotus> perp
11:22:00 <sm0k3> perp
11:22:00 <xm> hmmm you're not well sm0k3
11:22:00 <xm> in all seriousness go get some sleep
11:22:00 <xm> no one is out to get you
11:23:00 <megamanga> only the jews
11:23:00 <sm0k3> xm, You're a little goth boy with mental health issues anti social nutter who pretends to known about computers
11:23:00 <xm> goth?
11:23:00 <xm> hah
11:23:00 <sm0k3> yeah
11:23:00 <xm> i dont know where you got that idea...
11:23:00 <sm0k3> #politics fag
11:23:00 <sm0k3> fan boy
11:24:00 <sm0k3> xm, dont go to sleep ya might not wake up
11:25:00 <xm> i want to wake up...and find you by yourself...then spoon...then hold hands
11:26:00 <Skrotus> aww
11:26:00 <Skrotus> isn't that nice
11:26:00 <xm> u r not alone sm0k3
11:26:00 <sm0k3> xm on #cats #philosophyphd #melbourne #politics #politicaldebate #ravers #Christian #Services #trance #ChatDen #rave #Nsw #cunts #ZHA #linux <---- SIGNS OF A DEEPLY CONFUSED YOUNG MAN
11:26:00 <xm> i am here
11:26:00 <xm> ur friend
11:26:00 <sm0k3> xm on #cats #philosophyphd #melbourne #politics #politicaldebate #ravers #Christian #Services #trance #ChatDen #rave #Nsw #cunts #ZHA #linux <---- SIGNS OF A DEEPLY CONFUSED YOUNG MAN
11:26:00 <sm0k3> ahhh
11:26:00 <sm0k3> dont hug me faggot
11:26:00 <xm> but but but i want to be your fwend
11:27:00 <sm0k3> school dropout retard
11:27:00 <sm0k3> Tigger_ follower
11:27:00 <xm> abuse me more without commas
11:27:00 <xm> that's how i like it
11:27:00 <xm> such fury!
11:27:00 <sm0k3> lamer noob
11:27:00 <xm> :D
11:27:00 <sm0k3> gook
11:27:00 <xm> you're clearly coming down from something
11:27:00 <xm> i want to cheer you up
11:28:00 <sm0k3> wannabe computer expert
11:28:00 <xm> i cracked mirc just so i could save that money on you
11:28:00 <xm> get you a heart shaped box of chocolate
11:28:00 <sm0k3> xm, Why don't you go make some shitty little trance songs hahaha you're a loser mate remember that was all you could do ?
11:29:00 <xm> sm0k3: you're spiralling out of control here buddy. when you feel better you will have remorse...and i will be there to forgive you ;)
11:29:00 <sm0k3> your crapy song you took bits of other peoples songs and put it together and thought you were hell pro hahaha
11:29:00 <xm> i'll be there
11:29:00 <xm> lean on me...
11:29:00 <sm0k3> xm, Your whole entire IRC points to the fact your a lost cause in life
11:30:00 <sm0k3> you're a fucking joke
11:30:00 <xm> that was...until i found you...babe
11:30:00 <xm> i found you
11:30:00 <xm> im no longer lost
11:30:00 <sm0k3> ahhh
11:30:00 <xm> i was in a desert
11:30:00 <sm0k3> why dont you just suicide xm
11:30:00 <xm> until i found you frolicking in the oasis
11:30:00 <Skrotus> morning stebie
11:30:00 <xm> morning stebs
11:30:00 <xm> that guy is normally OK
11:31:00 <xm> but occasionally loses it
11:31:00 <Skrotus> no he isn't
11:31:00 <xm> ive seen him when he's OK before
11:31:00 <faux> wow what an idiot https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=604795126224504&set=vb.530843830286301&type=2&theater
11:32:00 <megamanga> hngggg
11:32:00 <Skrotus> it's cool the show pays for it
11:34:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10202558822229449&set=vb.530843830286301&type=2&theater
11:34:00 <faux> lol.
11:34:00 <simba> good work stebie
11:34:00 <simba> good opping
11:36:00 <faux> 4 screwss https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1456590_592820057462301_1254978593_n.png
11:37:00 <simba> every single logo for any moderately big company or goods or service has a bunch of symbology
11:37:00 <simba> usually to do with numbers like that
11:37:00 <simba> also the sun,
11:37:00 <simba> fire
11:37:00 <simba> triangles
11:38:00 <faux> lol.
11:38:00 <faux> its dumb..
11:38:00 <faux> you can find a triangle in fucking anything
11:38:00 <simba> yea theyre probably put there
11:38:00 <faux> .
11:39:00 <simba> logically all logos would be based on certain shapes and ideas right
11:39:00 <faux> http://niggasbelike.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/0d2c1c7071ee11e2815722000aaa049c_7.jpg
11:40:00 <faux> http://lazerhorse.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Nicki-Minaj-Is-Illuminati-Satanic-Murderer-Triangle-Symbol.png
11:40:00 <faux> lmao
11:40:00 <simba> thats not funny u r making a mockery of this
11:40:00 <Doodle> looool
11:40:00 <Skrotus> it is kind of funny
11:41:00 <faux> http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/c96/f35/ff1/resized/paranoid-parrot-meme-generator-see-triangle-on-screen-illuminati-53157d.jpg
11:41:00 <Doodle> ermergerd erlermernerter
11:41:00 <megamanga> ELERMERNARTERRRR
11:41:00 <faux> http://cmster.com/media/740O16V1G85BCKen2a152p6JI6M0UMfo2bFhN9o442OEW479S73j5974b2P3Xfy8.jpg
11:41:00 <faux> rrrrrrrrrofl
11:41:00 <Doodle> lolol
11:42:00 <Caterpillar> faux hi
11:42:00 <Caterpillar> simba hi
11:43:00 <simba> Signs and symbols rule the world, not words nor laws - confucius say
11:43:00 <Doodle> poppycock
11:43:00 <faux> signs n symbols are what you make of them
11:43:00 <simba> what do you mean
11:43:00 <Caterpillar> like stop and give way signs?
11:44:00 <simba> so if i chose to get the swatstika tattood on me
11:44:00 <simba> like*
11:44:00 <Caterpillar> Cleo10 welcome
11:44:00 <Doodle> they swastika was around long before the nazis used it
11:45:00 <Doodle> *the
11:45:00 <simba> i know
11:45:00 <simba> but its a symbol that carried a certain meaning
11:45:00 <simba> and still does
11:45:00 <Serenity> isnt it illegal over there to bare that symbol tho
11:45:00 <Doodle> for thousands of years it had a different meaning, its only the last 50 years or so it has meant nazis
11:45:00 <Caterpillar> hi Serenity
11:45:00 <Doodle> yeah sezz
11:46:00 <Serenity> hi
11:46:00 <Caterpillar> hmmm whats for lunch
11:46:00 <Serenity> i dont know. its 8:45
11:47:00 <Doodle> not here in the future
11:47:00 <faux> i just mean like
11:47:00 <faux> some people see a fish symbol and see a fish.
11:47:00 <Skrotus> I'm hungry
11:47:00 <faux> others relate it to christianity
11:47:00 <faux> you se waht you want
11:47:00 <faux> and believe waht you want
11:47:00 <Doodle> i see dead people
11:47:00 <Caterpillar> im thinking a niceits 10.45 in brisbane
11:47:00 <faux> i c fish ppl
11:48:00 <Doodle> mostly in my freezer
11:48:00 <Skrotus> that kind of makes it hard to communicate
11:48:00 <faux> o dear
11:48:00 <Caterpillar> im thinking a nice kebab or pizza for lunch or a pasta
11:48:00 <simba> but if they see that fish symbol on the bumper of a car with JESUS SAVES or whatever next to it, its obviously related to christianity
11:48:00 <faux> we're just talking about symbols
11:48:00 <Doodle> thats not the symbol being suggestive tho
11:48:00 <faux> not text
11:48:00 <faux> ol
11:48:00 <faux> lol*
11:48:00 <simba> ..yea but context
11:48:00 <Serenity> ill probably have a salad
11:48:00 <faux> obviousyly if it has JESUS next to it youre gonna think christians
11:48:00 <Serenity> or some frooth
11:48:00 <Serenity> fruiiit
11:48:00 <faux> frooooooth
11:49:00 <simba> yea so its all about the context of how its used
11:49:00 <Serenity> i said it then realised not many would get the joke so its not funny
11:49:00 <Doodle> if there were green exit signs that you see every day but they changed them to read NO EXIT but looked the same, you'd still use them as an exit
11:49:00 <Doodle> the text means nothing
11:49:00 <faux> ^
11:49:00 <Serenity> the human brain is exceptionally lazy
11:49:00 <simba> .
11:49:00 <Doodle> it sure is
11:50:00 <Doodle> 10% of what you see when you drive along your street is actually what you see
11:50:00 <Serenity> anywhere it doesnt have to fire new patterns it wont
11:50:00 <Doodle> the brain makes the rest up
11:50:00 <Doodle> seen it before
11:50:00 <simba> to use that fish as an example, enough humans by now have used it to relate to jesus in however way, why cant the same happen with the same few symbols in the same field, eg banks and flames/suns
11:50:00 <Skrotus> it's a fish drawn in a particular way
11:50:00 <Doodle> i can think of plenty of banks that sont use flames or suns
11:50:00 <Doodle> dont
11:51:00 <simba> lol of course u can
11:51:00 <simba> but u can think of fuckloads with them too
11:51:00 <Doodle> i can think of about 2
11:51:00 <faux> but thats exactly it
11:52:00 <faux> people see waht they wanna see
11:52:00 <Doodle> there is no spoon
11:52:00 <Serenity> i cant think of any besides suncorp
11:52:00 <Serenity> wtf
11:52:00 <faux> omg st george is a dragon bank with flames.
11:52:00 <Doodle> and that flaming sun fire bank, their logo has those
11:52:00 <faux> ILLLLLLLUMINATI
11:52:00 <Doodle> lol
11:52:00 <simba> pls stop
11:53:00 <Serenity> one of the teletubbies had a triangle ILLUMINATI
11:53:00 <Serenity> nowait.. he was just gay nvm
11:53:00 <Doodle> looool
11:53:00 <Doodle> gay illuminati!
11:53:00 <Doodle> ok i have to go before they tear up my driveway
11:53:00 <Doodle> bblzz
11:57:00 <beehhh> ho ho ho merry xmas
11:57:00 <beehhh> i m going to sell something
11:58:00 <beehhh> Christopher Pyne: The Coalition Goverment is keeping its promise to match Labor dollar for dollar in school funding and we've gone one better - we have added $230 million for Qld, NT and WA. They had been victims of the Shorten Shambles. But more important than funding is our plan to enshrine four principles in a new model - teacher quality, a robust curriculum, parental engagement and
11:58:00 <beehhh> local decision making
12:03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Cheers #melbourne
12:03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> let the party begin
12:03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
12:03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> pppp party
12:04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> go DJ set the club on fire
12:09:00 <beehhh> lol
12:15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://youtu.be/SUnobHHAKxo#aid=P8X7GyOf6Iw
12:15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The KKK vs. the Crips vs. Memphis City Council (Full Length) (Jun 6, 2013) 0 - Category: Entertainment - 2,307,185 views - 8,893 likes (77.4%), 2,590 dislikes (22.6%)
12:17:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> anyone want to come to a KKK rally at federation square on the 21st of dec?
12:18:00 <PerthWaTI> fuck that
12:18:00 <beehhh> that used to be a carpark where i coped too many fines for expired ticker
12:18:00 <Kelevra> you lie
12:19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i got my new bong Kelevra its got a bat on it
12:19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> came wrapped up to the shithouse
12:19:00 <PerthWaTI> ceramic or pyrex?
12:19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> bubble wrap,cardboard
12:19:00 <Kelevra> mine has a pirate logo
12:19:00 <PerthWaTI> ?
12:19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> pryex?
12:19:00 <Kelevra> like the flag with the skull and shit
12:19:00 <PerthWaTI> yeh
12:19:00 <PerthWaTI> asked a question
12:20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> PerthWaTI like a springer
12:20:00 <Kelevra> jerry jerry jerry
12:20:00 <Kelevra> call it jerry
12:20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> bottle with that plastic
12:20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> tuding
12:20:00 <PerthWaTI> i used to have a double chamber pyrex
12:20:00 <PerthWaTI> glass bong
12:20:00 <Kelevra> double chambers are stupid
12:20:00 <Kelevra> more cleaning involved
12:20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> to much to clean
12:20:00 <PerthWaTI> no shit
12:20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer
12:20:00 <Kelevra> ^5
12:20:00 <PerthWaTI> was along time ago
12:21:00 <PerthWaTI> when i was a 17 year old stoner
12:21:00 <Kelevra> triple chambers are just for show offs
12:21:00 <megamanga> look at my 50 chamber with 30 ice coolers
12:21:00 <PerthWaTI> no matter what people say if you smoke weed it is always down to smoking tobacco aswell
12:22:00 <PerthWaTI> i couldn't smoke weed without tobacco
12:22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> some people dont smoke it with tabacco
12:22:00 <PerthWaTI> then they're not heavy smokers
12:22:00 <PerthWaTI> i am a heavy smoker
12:22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> my friend only smokes tabacco when he has weed
12:22:00 <Skrotus> my ex smoked without
12:22:00 <beehhh> ur lucky my head was cut
12:22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im a heavy tabacco smoker also
12:22:00 <beehhh> shield was missing before all of were born
12:23:00 <PerthWaTI> you can eat so much food when youre stoned
12:23:00 <PerthWaTI> sometimes
12:23:00 <PerthWaTI> because the THC attaches itself to your fat cells
12:23:00 <beehhh> i cant remember anything
12:24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> beehhh a huge meteor is going to hit earth
12:24:00 <PerthWaTI> i used to be obsessed with the shit til i grew up now i think it is all over rated bullshit
12:24:00 <PerthWaTI> prefer to shoot up speed
12:24:00 <PerthWaTI> more of a rush
12:24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mm
12:24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i havent blasted drugs in 8 years
12:24:00 <PerthWaTI> i had 3 points last week
12:25:00 <PerthWaTI> now just not touching it
12:25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im afraid of it now like ill die if i have to much
12:25:00 <PerthWaTI> i never got addicted to meth
12:25:00 <PerthWaTI> just a party thing for me
12:25:00 <beehhh> yes it will
12:25:00 <beehhh> sooner or later
12:25:00 <PerthWaTI> i don't go chasing it i just have it when friends offer
12:25:00 <beehhh> i wanna die a happy death in nature
12:26:00 <PerthWaTI> i dont think much of it really
12:26:00 <Skrotus> get off your computer then
12:26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> thats every more dangerous coz u have no tolorance and the purity
12:26:00 <PerthWaTI> fuck u
12:26:00 <Skrotus> I meant beehhh
12:26:00 <Skrotus> he wants to die a happy death in nature
12:26:00 <PerthWaTI> yeah the purity is bullshit
12:26:00 <beehhh> you dont mean anything
12:26:00 <PerthWaTI> thats why i dont chase the stuff
12:27:00 <PerthWaTI> i could get kootz shit from a chemist but sometimes they don't want to sell cause i just look like some kid wanting to get sudo for cheap thrill
12:27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> id love to learn to make it
12:27:00 <PerthWaTI> fuck knows where people you meet who have gear how they make it
12:28:00 <PerthWaTI> they rekon they buy from chemist but i dunno how they get served
12:28:00 <PerthWaTI> its easy to make
12:28:00 <beehhh> Skrotus being shambolic and fictitious about me
12:28:00 <PerthWaTI> just need 1 box of cold flu tablets
12:28:00 <beehhh> */ignore Skrotus
12:28:00 <Skrotus> I only repated what you said :/
12:28:00 <PerthWaTI> but getting served at a chemist is near impossible
12:29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> must be able to make it without the chemist
12:29:00 <DemonsRun> >.>
12:29:00 <DemonsRun> <.<
12:29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> book of medicine
12:29:00 <PerthWaTI> WiLd_TuRkeY, yeah my theory is that they know somewhere or someone that will sell it no questions asked under the counter type transaction or its being smuggled in from over seas
12:30:00 <PerthWaTI> but from just 1 box of flu tablets you can make a fuckload of meth
12:30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wow 1 box
12:30:00 <PerthWaTI> everything else is just simple shit ya have laying around ya house
12:30:00 <PerthWaTI> maybe have to buy 1 thing of chemicals
12:31:00 <PerthWaTI> but its piss easy if ya can get ur hands on sudo
12:31:00 <beehhh> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-t50_KYI3dZw/TvKrlMmsgSI/AAAAAAAAA_0/rmftxHOsYeA/s1600/Morphine_vial.JPG
12:31:00 <beehhh> ahhh
12:31:00 <PerthWaTI> beehhh, that shit is like panadol for me
12:31:00 <PerthWaTI> does nothing
12:32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i want a job on the goverment poppy farm in tassie
12:32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :p
12:32:00 <beehhh> i had 20mg
12:32:00 <PerthWaTI> WiLd_TuRkeY
12:32:00 <PerthWaTI> there is legal hemp farms around australia
12:32:00 <beehhh> http://www.hospira.com/Images/0409-1135-02_32-3214_1.jpg
12:32:00 <deathwish> Anyone from the Melton-area here?
12:33:00 <beehhh> you feel painless
12:33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> werribee here
12:33:00 <PerthWaTI> hemp is the go think of what you can do with it make t-shirts, oils, fuel, food, any fabric the reason the government banned Hemp is because it would make oil companies go bankrupt
12:33:00 <PerthWaTI> they dont want people to know what you can use hemp for
12:33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> alcohol myb\e
12:33:00 <PerthWaTI> man
12:34:00 <PerthWaTI> hemp is a gateway to substitute major corporations
12:34:00 <PerthWaTI> its a huge cover up
12:34:00 <PerthWaTI> its alternatives
12:34:00 <PerthWaTI> the government just wants everyone under their slave grid
12:35:00 <PerthWaTI> they hate farmers unless they use their GMO seeds
12:35:00 <PerthWaTI> dodgy fuckers
12:35:00 <PerthWaTI> it is a huge scam
12:36:00 <PerthWaTI> i was into horticulture and can say first hand that government hates it when you start to grow ya own stuff
12:36:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> thats what i wanted to do
12:36:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> grow my own stuff
12:36:00 <PerthWaTI> horticulture yeah man
12:36:00 <beehhh> i study in curtin sarawak
12:36:00 <PerthWaTI> grow it all natural
12:36:00 <PerthWaTI> organic
12:36:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> vegies,fruits,herbs,spices
12:36:00 <PerthWaTI> yeah organic soil
12:36:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> tabacco,weed
12:37:00 <PerthWaTI> i wanna set my sprinklers at my house
12:37:00 <PerthWaTI> no effort watering just set sprinklers to turn on once a day for like few minutes
12:37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> can use the computer as a timer
12:37:00 <PerthWaTI> make a little green house out of wood
12:37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> use cameras
12:37:00 <PerthWaTI> nail it together
12:38:00 <PerthWaTI> its fucking fun stuff but yer
12:38:00 <PerthWaTI> government hates it
12:38:00 <BlackDevil> Justin Bieber -- Suffers Art Attack in Australia
12:38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i dont think the goverment hates it
12:38:00 <PerthWaTI> they do
12:38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> its big business and organsitions
12:39:00 <PerthWaTI> dude
12:39:00 <PerthWaTI> shadow government
12:39:00 <PerthWaTI> thats who they are
12:39:00 <PerthWaTI> big business
12:40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> big brother is smoking
12:42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i heard talks of legalising weed but making people go to illegal suppliers
12:42:00 <beehhh> no penis no women
12:43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> whatever happend to the harder drugs in news i dunno
12:44:00 <BlackDevil> Justin Bieber is leaving his mark all over the world ... 'cause he just tagged up another city ... this time in Australia.
12:45:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> #believe
12:45:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the kids younger then me and apparently richer then all of us
12:47:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/super-page/dont-fall-asleep-drunk-in-india-otherwise-you-might-get-eaten-alive-by-a-snake/
12:48:00 <BlackDevil> A Python ate a person who was drunk and lying beside the liquor shop. News from Attapady, Kerala.
12:49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wow
12:49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i was looking at childrens pythons the other day
12:50:00 <Caterpillar> druidess wb
12:50:00 <Caterpillar> hi WiLd_TuRkeY
12:50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Hello Caterpillar :)
12:50:00 <beehhh> druidess have u got ur roof fixed-in from a sudden mini typoon
12:50:00 <beehhh> *yet
12:52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Morning druidess
12:52:00 <druidess> hey
12:53:00 <Caterpillar> druidess how is your day going, hope all is well
12:53:00 <druidess> its great ty
12:53:00 <beehhh> might cook my beef soup celery breakfast as planned
12:53:00 <PerthWaTI> WiLd_TuRkeY, that legal buds crap is worse than real weed
12:54:00 <PerthWaTI> even worse than tobacco
12:54:00 <Caterpillar> WiLd_TuRkeY hope you have had a good day
12:54:00 <PerthWaTI> they still sell the shit too
12:54:00 <PerthWaTI> legal highs shops
12:54:00 <Caterpillar> im making some hungarian goulash with pasta
12:54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer herbs
12:54:00 <Caterpillar> for my lunch today
12:54:00 <beehhh> i bought 5packt of aussie meat ball 100% lean beef yesterday 800gm each
12:54:00 <PerthWaTI> tea stuff
12:54:00 <beehhh> will run me until xmas
12:54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> PerthWaTI ive tryed passionflower as a smoke and as a herbal tea wasnt bad
12:55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the tea was best
12:55:00 <beehhh> 100% Australian cattle beef meat
12:55:00 <faux> Serenity
12:55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i want to try wild letuce
12:56:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IkLisCfVho
12:56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kottonmouth Kings Life Rolls On (Apr 11, 2011) 3:58 - Category: Music - 56,891 views - 234 likes (97.9%), 5 dislikes (2.1%)
12:56:00 <druidess> yeah like mcdonalds advertising they were 100%beef that was just what the company was called apparently
12:56:00 <beehhh> http://au.sports.yahoo.com/news/article/-/20048246/mundine-wants-the-best-after-mosley-tko/
12:56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer maccas is halal
12:57:00 <beehhh> these are from brunei halal company BMC
12:57:00 <beehhh> http://www.bmcfood.com/site/products.html
12:58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mc donalds, coca cola, pepsi, kfc, hungry jacks
12:58:00 <PerthWaTI> hungry jacks is abit better than maccas
12:58:00 <PerthWaTI> but depends which store you go to
12:58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> tru on the store
12:58:00 <PerthWaTI> some of them are shithouse at making
12:58:00 <PerthWaTI> trust me i used to work at maccas
12:58:00 <PerthWaTI> and at pizza place
12:59:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ghPZ3KxAYSQ
12:59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unhung Hero (Official Trailer) (Sep 12, 2013) 2:37 - Category: Film and Animation - 139,826 views - 249 likes (97.6%), 6 dislikes (2.4%)
12:59:00 <beehhh> i cook veggie n beef soup
12:59:00 <beehhh> horsham stawell ararat
12:59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i want that popcorn chicken box from kfc
13:00:00 <PerthWaTI> its shit man
13:00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> with a burger, small potatoe/gravy, chips
13:00:00 <PerthWaTI> you can get better stuff at supermarket
13:00:00 <PerthWaTI> KFC is fucken dirty
13:00:00 <beehhh> zinger burger and large gravy
13:00:00 <PerthWaTI> zinger burgers are fucking gross
13:00:00 <beehhh> 1.5kg
13:00:00 <PerthWaTI> the burgers at KFC are disgusting
13:00:00 <beehhh> i cook at home dude
13:01:00 <PerthWaTI> only thing good at KFC is the chips and mashed potato
13:01:00 <Skrotus> are you hungover WiLd_TuRkeY? I only like kfc when I'm hungover
13:01:00 <PerthWaTI> KFC have good chips big ones
13:01:00 <beehhh> i havent been to kfc for like 20 years
13:01:00 <PerthWaTI> funny KFC only sells pepsi no coke
13:01:00 <PerthWaTI> must be rivals with mcdonalds
13:01:00 <Skrotus> yeah I get the mountain dew I don't like pepsi
13:01:00 <beehhh> druidess literally lives on kfc since her house got blown out by a tragic strom
13:01:00 <PerthWaTI> yer mountain dew is good
13:01:00 <beehhh> storm
13:01:00 <PerthWaTI> but still i dont drink much soft drink
13:02:00 <druidess> no its the arrangement they have with pepsi
13:02:00 <PerthWaTI> yeah but not with coke
13:02:00 <beehhh> hot n spiecy thighs with peri peri sauce
13:02:00 <PerthWaTI> their chicken is crap
13:02:00 <druidess> yep
13:02:00 <beehhh> nandos charge too much
13:02:00 <druidess> yup
13:02:00 <PerthWaTI> i used to have a chicken treat near my house they used to literally microwave the burgers
13:03:00 <beehhh> i rather eat coles full grilled charcoal
13:03:00 <PerthWaTI> fuck eating frozen microwaved chicken
13:03:00 <beehhh> just add peri peri sauce and salad
13:03:00 <PerthWaTI> genetically modified shit
13:03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol beehhh
13:04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i had this nice satay sauce lastnight on chicken snitzel
13:04:00 <beehhh> therese a charcoal place on summorvilie rd behind the hungryjacks
13:04:00 <Caterpillar> beehhh how are you doing my mate
13:04:00 <Caterpillar> how are you today druidess
13:05:00 <beehhh> good, could hve been better
13:05:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u scared bee off coz u engaged him in conversation
13:07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> what the hell
13:07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
13:08:00 <faux> freaks.
13:08:00 <PerthWaTI> throw her in WiLd_TuRkeY
13:09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol
13:10:00 <PerthWaTI> faux is on the loose
13:10:00 <PerthWaTI> "suspect on foot"
13:10:00 <PerthWaTI> stop or ill shoot ya in the back
13:11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> you know what i hate about jail
13:11:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> you get unwanted friends
13:11:00 <PerthWaTI> unwanted friends with threats of rape ?
13:12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> pretty much
13:12:00 <PerthWaTI> most people just the same as you
13:12:00 <PerthWaTI> now and then though you run into someone who is a real bad person
13:12:00 <PerthWaTI> and they give you a hard time
13:13:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer
13:13:00 <PerthWaTI> like this one little abo guy who had a go at me
13:13:00 <PerthWaTI> a dog is someone who rats to police always remember that
13:13:00 <PerthWaTI> to be called a dog in the criminal world is the lowest of the low
13:14:00 <PerthWaTI> not something to be lightly used as an insult
13:14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i think the term is thrown round to much by
13:14:00 <PerthWaTI> recently its been thrown around by people who don't even know what it means
13:14:00 <PerthWaTI> a dog is someone who rats to the police
13:15:00 <PerthWaTI> one thing about prison is there is people in the main stream and people in protective custody people in protective custody are the lowest of the low people who ratted, cops, pedos people who done stuff that they are afraid they will cop a belting for in prison these people get their food pissed on literally they are the scum of prison
13:15:00 <PerthWaTI> but if you in main stream and keep ya mouth shut
13:15:00 <PerthWaTI> you'd survive
13:16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i was in mainstream
13:16:00 <PerthWaTI> mainstream you got no problems
13:16:00 <PerthWaTI> people will protect you in mainstream
13:16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> guy i was talkin to ended up in protective custody
13:16:00 <PerthWaTI> why did he end up there?
13:16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> they ask u b4 u go in wether
13:16:00 <PerthWaTI> must have been a dog
13:16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> not sure why
13:16:00 <PerthWaTI> once you go into protective custody ya fucked
13:17:00 <PerthWaTI> would be a real serious reason behind it
13:17:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i think he was paranoid
13:17:00 <PerthWaTI> and never go to hospitals like mental wards are even worse
13:17:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer ive been in one they are fucked
13:17:00 <PerthWaTI> mental hospitals is where you get literally raped and murdered thats where all the really bad ones go i mean really really bad
13:18:00 <PerthWaTI> so if you ever in a court of law make sure you don't act out so they think your crazy because it is even worse in a mental hospital
13:18:00 <PerthWaTI> i learnt that the hard way\
13:18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mental illness is pretty common
13:18:00 <PerthWaTI> i was lucky as fuck i had a good lawyer and my parents helped me get out of a 3 year scentance
13:18:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> they have closed insititions
13:19:00 <PerthWaTI> ended up getting small bit of time and 4 years suspended and didnt break the law for 4 years and yer well these types of court cases go on for a whole year and its really just the fear of going to prison
13:20:00 <Seeya> easy dont break the law geeze
13:20:00 <Seeya> lol
13:20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
13:21:00 <PerthWaTI> i still got court cases and fines building up to the point where its just not funny
13:21:00 <PerthWaTI> hoping to get off with small scentance
13:21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ull want to get all those fines rounded up into 1
13:21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ur lawyer will know what to do
13:21:00 <PerthWaTI> they do things a little differant in western australia than victoria
13:23:00 <Seeya> do u do drugs PerthWaTI and thats why u get in trouble?
13:23:00 <PerthWaTI> but yeah fines aint cheap i got about 5 thousand in fines in the mail yesterday and really i have no capacity to pay i am on a very small income
13:23:00 <Seeya> i dont see how ppl break the law
13:24:00 <PerthWaTI> Seeya, well if you ever do in a serious way you'll find out what i been through
13:24:00 <PerthWaTI> its absolute hell
13:24:00 <PerthWaTI> basically its like they take away your life and give you a new one
13:24:00 <Seeya> hell is self created
13:24:00 <PerthWaTI> its not like a fucking country club
13:24:00 <Seeya> you always have a choice
13:24:00 <PerthWaTI> prisons in australia are hard
13:25:00 <PerthWaTI> not as bad as the old days
13:25:00 <PerthWaTI> but still not where you want to go
13:25:00 <Seeya> do u blame the government for you breaking the law PerthWaTI?
13:26:00 <Seeya> if u got fines
13:26:00 <PerthWaTI> Seeya, no it was my own fault i was young and stupid
13:26:00 <PerthWaTI> but i was lucky i didn't do anything too serious
13:26:00 <PerthWaTI> i know people who have
13:26:00 <Seeya> i shoplifted as kid got caught
13:27:00 <Seeya> about it
13:27:00 <Seeya> then 7 years later i was safeways downfall
13:27:00 <PerthWaTI> Seeya, Some young people just don't have good family which is why they do crime to survive prison for them is the only option they have nothing on the outside no hope
13:28:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ud have to have a look at crime statistics to get the bigger [picture
13:28:00 <PerthWaTI> yeh
13:28:00 <Seeya> i used to have bag that would come undone fall of shoulder
13:29:00 <Seeya> to shoplift with
13:29:00 <Seeya> off
13:29:00 <PerthWaTI> anything under $1000 that you shoplift, steal whatever they can't do anything about it
13:29:00 <Seeya> so like as it falls off shoulder its spins to front of me i put stuff in 2nd compartment
13:29:00 <PerthWaTI> has to be over a certain price of items that you stole to prosecute you
13:29:00 <Seeya> tighten it back up walk out
13:29:00 <PerthWaTI> unless its armed robbery
13:30:00 <PerthWaTI> then you get about 3 years atleast
13:30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> id be nervous as hell when i was doing crime
13:30:00 <Seeya> wb faux
13:30:00 <PerthWaTI> thats what will get you caught
13:30:00 <PerthWaTI> crimes i've done i have been very very drunk and just didn't have a clue what i was doing or why anyway
13:31:00 <Seeya> u must not have good mates PerthWaTI
13:31:00 <Seeya> i dont do nothing my friends say
13:31:00 <PerthWaTI> to be honest i dont like having friends
13:31:00 <sharky> man how long does it take for them to bring me pineapple juice
13:31:00 <sharky> grrrr
13:31:00 <PerthWaTI> i like to keep to myself
13:32:00 <PerthWaTI> i am a private person
13:32:00 <PerthWaTI> i dont hassle people
13:32:00 <PerthWaTI> in real life
13:32:00 <Seeya> i like having vodka
13:32:00 <Seeya> :)
13:32:00 <sharky> but get drunk and commit crimes?
13:32:00 <doctor> that's not acceptable, you must be public
13:32:00 <Seeya> oh i getting drunk my rob the servo
13:32:00 <PerthWaTI> sharky, yes but my crimes I did not confront people
13:32:00 <PerthWaTI> i did crime without confronting people face to face
13:32:00 <PerthWaTI> which i say is harmless crime
13:33:00 <sharky> well... im assuming you did stuff like shoplift from 711 or something
13:33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> his crime were agaisnt proptery
13:33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> not people
13:33:00 <PerthWaTI> im not going to go into details as some of this is still before the courts
13:33:00 <PerthWaTI> but no i have never shop lifted before
13:33:00 <PerthWaTI> because i dont do crime which is face to face type stuff
13:33:00 <sharky> sorry, didnt read properly, being the internet i thought id throw in my 2 cents
13:33:00 <doctor> why bring it up if you're not going to tell us?
13:33:00 <Seeya> i used to grab posters for myer city walk out front door
13:33:00 <PerthWaTI> i could tell you some stuff
13:34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol sharky
13:34:00 <Seeya> from
13:34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 2cents
13:34:00 <sharky> rofl Seeya
13:34:00 <sharky> why?
13:34:00 <PerthWaTI> lol Seeya
13:34:00 <Seeya> i used to steal cassettes
13:34:00 <sharky> seriously theyre shit posters
13:34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ive done shoplifting
13:34:00 <Seeya> and cds from sanity crown casino
13:34:00 <sharky> unless you mean one of those 3 story ones
13:34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> drug traffickin
13:34:00 <PerthWaTI> well when i was younger i used to break into cars and try start them up at the local train station
13:34:00 <sharky> thatd be pretty impressive
13:34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> attempted armed robbery
13:34:00 <Seeya> those cases are easy to open
13:35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> theft,theft,theft, assault police
13:35:00 <doctor> i've only ever stolen IP
13:35:00 <doctor> oops, shouldn't have said that
13:35:00 <Seeya> someone stole my heart
13:35:00 <sharky> did you call 000?
13:35:00 <Seeya> nah cant
13:35:00 <sharky> "ambulance or police..... ?"
13:35:00 <PerthWaTI> onetime the police drove me home but said i was going to have to jump out of the car while they were still driving because they refused to stop their car for me
13:35:00 <sharky> BOTH
13:35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> fire!
13:36:00 <PerthWaTI> so i had to jump out while they were still dricing
13:36:00 <PerthWaTI> driving
13:36:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the police have driven me home b4
13:36:00 <PandasDontDrive> same
13:36:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> PandasDontDrive i added u to stream
13:36:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sent u a friend request
13:36:00 <PandasDontDrive> stream
13:37:00 <Seeya> stream sucks
13:37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> *steam
13:37:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh steam
13:37:00 <Seeya> makes computers run 30% slower
13:37:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotta dl it again
13:37:00 <shadsam> yo
13:37:00 <shadsam> JUST BROUGHT A TASCAM MIDI BOX
13:37:00 <PandasDontDrive> just finished putting down all my shit cause im changing my insurance
13:37:00 <shadsam> CUNT HAS TO GO BACK
13:37:00 <Seeya> lol
13:37:00 <Seeya> suffer shadsam
13:37:00 <PandasDontDrive> left out couple monitors cbf with them
13:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> i felt bad putting down 7k worth of clothes
13:38:00 <[Sh4dz]> got a kickass MIC
13:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb
13:38:00 <sharky> they probably judged you
13:38:00 <doctor> sometimes i'd like to see what ever stuff I have catch fire, then for me to gracefully walk away and end another chapter
13:38:00 <sharky> i have suits that cost 2k
13:38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i want a mic to imaginary sing with
13:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice sharky
13:38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill write a rap song
13:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont have any suits yet
13:38:00 <heartleaf> Meh.
13:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want this one ben sherman suit i saw
13:39:00 <PandasDontDrive> looks so pulp fiction huhu
13:39:00 <sharky> go armani
13:39:00 <sharky> theyre only 1200..
13:39:00 <sharky> at dj's
13:39:00 <sharky> and thats baller (especially when other suits are 800 and dont have that look or cut
13:39:00 <doctor> we need more tragedy and drama in this world
13:39:00 <Seeya> music sucks unless female is singing
13:40:00 <sharky> where the fuck is juice?
13:40:00 <doctor> here you are Seeya http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYAhku6gKQA
13:40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Natalie Imbruglia - Torn (with lyrics) (May 29, 2008) 4:08 - Category: Music - 7,146,380 views - 17,351 likes (97.5%), 445 dislikes (2.5%)
13:40:00 <Seeya> rap is a virus cause by usa
13:40:00 <sharky> i could have gownstairs and boughtit myself in this time
13:40:00 <Seeya> caused
13:40:00 <sharky> I havent heard Torn without lyrics
13:41:00 <doctor> lyrics always complement
13:41:00 <sharky> unlessyoure into house
13:41:00 <Caterpillar> sharky how goes it
13:42:00 <Caterpillar> WiLd_TuRkeY how is your day panning out
13:42:00 <sharky> it goes well
13:42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://youtu.be/D80hGe5rVfs
13:42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Natalie Imbruglia - Torn Electro Dance Remix (May 29, 2013) 3:21 - Category: Music - 1,857 views - 4 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
13:42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> good thanks Caterpillar
13:42:00 <sharky> actually thats a lie
13:42:00 <sharky> im thirsty
13:42:00 <sharky> and been waiting at least 10 15 mins for them to bring me juice
13:42:00 <Seeya> everyday we get older i wish i was there neways i here
13:42:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck me im missing a jacket
13:42:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
13:42:00 <sharky> how long does it take to pour a glass and bring it to my bloody room
13:43:00 <PandasDontDrive> 1,700 for shoes sharky lol
13:43:00 <sharky> PandasDontDrive : insurance!
13:43:00 <doctor> hehe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7waFKN7StU
13:43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Natalie Imbruglia - Torn (Male voice) (May 15, 2010) 4:24 - Category: Music - 28,596 views - 45 likes (97.8%), 1 dislikes (2.2%)
13:43:00 <Caterpillar> im eating goulash and watching frontline
13:43:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah changing it cause have more stuff
13:43:00 <PandasDontDrive> n i dont want to pay the 200 excess when i claim something
13:43:00 <Caterpillar> funny show taking the piss out of current affir programs
13:43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> chasers war on everything hahaha
13:43:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> always takes the piss out of those programs
13:44:00 <sharky> what insurance company are you with anyways? Man i just guestimated that if my house burnt down, id need about 200k to replace shit
13:44:00 <PerthWaTI> whos still got the tinypic link when i posted my pic in here the other day
13:44:00 <sharky> so thats what i said... they only care about items worth more than 5k like watches etc
13:44:00 <PerthWaTI> anything over $1000
13:44:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah i had to guestemate some stuff
13:44:00 <PandasDontDrive> can be under 1000
13:44:00 <PerthWaTI> which is hard to find material worth over $1000
13:44:00 <sharky> i have antiques and shit which i inherited
13:44:00 <PerthWaTI> if your a crim
13:45:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have to claim on a 400 headset after ive changed the policy
13:45:00 <PerthWaTI> paintings
13:45:00 <Caterpillar> Serenity how is work gling today
13:45:00 <PerthWaTI> i got a painting in my house work 10k
13:45:00 <faux> Gittany has already been assaulted by inmates and placed in protective custody.
13:45:00 <faux> ^
13:45:00 <PerthWaTI> original paint
13:45:00 <sharky> so yeah, difficult to work that out.. but its so heavy i think if a junkie robs he will go for tv, dvds... shit that is easy to lift
13:45:00 <faux> ;D
13:45:00 <sharky> not a table that takes 8 movers
13:45:00 <Serenity> LOL suck shittttttt
13:45:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah framed photographs i put as 8 x $300
13:45:00 <PerthWaTI> sharky, yeah they just stuff shit in their pockets
13:45:00 <faux> loll
13:46:00 <PerthWaTI> they go for weapons
13:46:00 <Caterpillar> faux do you still do the paintings, they looked alright and i wanted to buy one off you but you took ages
13:46:00 <PerthWaTI> sharky, they will study see who has gun safes
13:46:00 <milk> there is this new really cool spray paint mural on the pub
13:46:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have a painting worth more than my life at mums
13:46:00 <sharky> dont have weapons
13:46:00 <PandasDontDrive> she wont let me have it at mine
13:46:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDHJu62X7ww
13:46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: inxs - suicide blonde (1990) (Apr 14, 2011) 3:51 - Category: Music - 360,928 views - 1,200 likes (97.6%), 30 dislikes (2.4%)
13:47:00 <Caterpillar> MIchael Moore is a great journolist
13:47:00 <PandasDontDrive> grandpa wanted it to be put up in gallery in canberra
13:47:00 <PandasDontDrive> told mum fk that its mine lol
13:47:00 <sharky> whoa.. what painting is this?
13:47:00 <Seeya> every day we get older, some wiser , others why worry about others self is the only one
13:47:00 <milk> did yu do the painting?
13:47:00 <PerthWaTI> http://oi39.tinypic.com/2z750tw.jpg
13:47:00 <PandasDontDrive> painting from ww2
13:47:00 <sharky> wow
13:48:00 <sharky> did gramps steal it during the war??
13:48:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol nah not steal
13:48:00 <faux> did u take that pic with a potato
13:48:00 <sharky> i mean, recovered from some jews or something
13:48:00 <Pieter> YES
13:48:00 <Pieter> I AM BACK
13:48:00 <Pieter> mmmmm bop
13:48:00 <Caterpillar> Pieter welcome back mate, how is it going
13:48:00 <Pieter> ITS GOING SPECTACULAR MATE
13:48:00 <Pieter> AY MATE
13:49:00 <Pieter> HOW IS IT GOING FOR YOU MATE
13:49:00 <Seeya> i have feature wall in lougne i want it spruced up
13:49:00 <Caterpillar> yeah good thanks, on my days off, chilling out, AC on, watching front line dvd's robot cavumm thing entertaining the dog
13:51:00 <sharky> lol
13:52:00 <PerthWaTI> Midnight Oil - Beds Are Burning
13:52:00 <Seeya> i own so i can paint what ever on walls
13:52:00 <Seeya> want like brick wall painted on wall
13:52:00 <sharky> you want a fake brick wall painted?
13:53:00 <sharky> god, that is the tackiest thing ive ever heard of
13:53:00 <Seeya> or i want an artist
13:53:00 <sharky> just, buy a brick house
13:53:00 <Seeya> to go sick
13:54:00 <Seeya> i got solid brick walls cant hang pictures
13:54:00 <Seeya> so i want an artist to go sick on one wall
13:56:00 <sharky> oh. nsorry thought you wanted to paint a white wall to look like bricks
13:56:00 <Seeya> no
13:56:00 <sharky> like those people who put up fake stone/brick fireplaces
13:56:00 <Seeya> ive been drinking
13:56:00 <Seeya> meant just someone paint intresting stuff on my wall
13:56:00 <sharky> ive been drinking pineapple juice
13:57:00 <Seeya> vodka
13:57:00 <sharky> the guys here are actually pretty nice... got a call to see if i needed a doctor
13:57:00 <sharky> and they have one 24 hours on site
13:57:00 <sharky> cause when they dropped off the pineapple juice i didnt look well
13:58:00 <sharky> (thanks for the compliment!)
13:59:00 <Caterpillar> Pieter how is the Ronald Mcdonald is cool
14:00:00 <doctor> he give free burger to kiddie on mchappy day
14:00:00 <sharky> mcdonalds is pretty cool.. i prefer kfc
14:01:00 <sharky> but i like how they have a house for kids with cancer and shit
14:01:00 <Caterpillar> Ronald McDonald house is awesome
14:01:00 <FBI> hmm
14:01:00 <Caterpillar> Ronald is not such a bad guy same a Grimace
14:01:00 <sharky> well... id imagine so.. but personally thats a place i hope to never have to visit
14:02:00 <Caterpillar> Hamburgurlar is a bit of a worry
14:02:00 <sharky> haha
14:02:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaB9QywNCNc
14:02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: inxs - by my side (1991) (Apr 12, 2011) 3:16 - Category: Music - 479,569 views - 1,693 likes (98%), 35 dislikes (2%)
14:02:00 <sharky> your dog managed to piss on the roomba yet?
14:02:00 <sharky> or, is it too quick....
14:02:00 <sharky> i enjoy watching my dog try and chase it with his leg cocked... like a 3 legged dog
14:03:00 <sharky> then it changes directions and he cant... very entertaining stuff
14:03:00 <sharky> amazed they dont make a cheaper vs that doesnt clean, just to entertain dogs
14:03:00 <sharky> (cause i have to say it does a pretty shit job of cleaning)
14:04:00 <Caterpillar> Nah he likes the rommba thing lol
14:04:00 <Caterpillar> yeah very crap at cleaning
14:05:00 <PandasDontDrive> `seen Scramble
14:05:00 <prowl> PandasDontDrive, Scramble ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 4 days 14 hours 17 minutes ago (23.11. 22:47) stating "Connection closed" after spending 13 hours 7 minutes there.
14:05:00 <sharky> i bought the 1st gen one years ago... then the black one a year or so ago thinking that theyve picked up their game
14:05:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc5QCJB3fOc
14:05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Inxs - Devil inside (Oct 30, 2010) 5:15 - Category: Music - 480,845 views - 1,675 likes (98%), 34 dislikes (2%)
14:05:00 <sharky> they havent
14:05:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah
14:05:00 <sharky> BlackDevil : youve got a random taste in music
14:06:00 <sharky> want to smoke but... so so cold and windy
14:06:00 <sharky> the suns out.. my rooms at 30 degrees
14:06:00 <sharky> and im fucking freezing
14:06:00 <PerthWaTI> i got a fan going
14:06:00 <doctor> maybe you have a cold
14:07:00 <doctor> my throats all fucked up from drinking bathroom tap water
14:07:00 <sharky> doctor : yeah, well i know im not feeling right... just trying to get motivation to shower and shave
14:07:00 <sharky> then try and find a docctor
14:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> im harpooning a hammerhead wahaha
14:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> harpooned a white whale this morning
14:07:00 <sharky> i lost my voice a few weeks ago... and then kept talking
14:08:00 <sharky> cause i thought it was just sore, and ended up fucking it up
14:08:00 <sharky> needed to take antibiotics and some other tablets ...
14:08:00 <faux> laryngitis
14:08:00 <faux> i lost mine for 2 months
14:08:00 <faux> it was so bad
14:08:00 <PerthWaTI> got my under beard going
14:08:00 <PerthWaTI> http://oi39.tinypic.com/2z750tw.jpg
14:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> woohoo got it no damage
14:08:00 <faux> i was scared it would never return
14:08:00 <sharky> yeah im going to go back to the dr as its still not 100%
14:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyone into assassins creed games?
14:09:00 <faux> the only way mine got better was when i rested it
14:09:00 <sharky> but more concerned right now with being so cold
14:09:00 <Caterpillar> faux do u still sell your paintings
14:09:00 <faux> like i literally just did not speak
14:09:00 <sharky> yeah i was told to whiper for 2 weeks
14:09:00 <faux> try not to speak unless you have to sharky
14:09:00 <doctor> luckily you could still type
14:09:00 <faux> no dont even whisper
14:09:00 <faux> it strain your vocal cords
14:09:00 <sharky> no whistperin? damn
14:09:00 <PandasDontDrive> wayyyy wayyy up she rises early in the mourninng
14:10:00 <sharky> fuck im so cold... im going to find a jacket or something
14:12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Oh you who believe i have not created mankind or jinnkind except to worship me
14:14:00 <Seeya> :)
14:14:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuckn i gotta found out where this jacket is
14:14:00 <partay> bourbon o'clock is fast approaching
14:14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> and im on my lastbeer
14:14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :(
14:14:00 <Caterpillar> partay hi mate how are you
14:14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i could sink half another dozen
14:14:00 <partay> Caterpillar how's your bum for grubs ?
14:14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> maybe 12
14:15:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 2 an hour wont make me drunk will it?
14:16:00 <partay> unlikely
14:16:00 <faux> UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
14:16:00 <faux> this makes me sick
14:16:00 <faux> http://kimkardashian.celebuzz.com/2013/11/27/how-to-take-the-perfect-selfie/
14:17:00 <Seeya> k faux i gonna look
14:18:00 <faux> who let you back in chris
14:18:00 <partay> faux why do you watch that shit
14:18:00 <faux> someone posted it on my fb and it angered me
14:18:00 <faux> i dont go searching for kim k news
14:19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> kayne west hahahaha
14:19:00 <sharky> rofl
14:19:00 <sharky> i clicked
14:19:00 <Seeya> looks like 2 chicks upthemselves
14:19:00 <Seeya> faux
14:19:00 <sharky> then realised it was going to be time consuming
14:19:00 <Seeya> last vid
14:19:00 <partay> i don't see what the attraction of fasination is with her?
14:19:00 <sharky> thought it was her just duckfacing or something
14:19:00 <sharky> if youre black, she has a big ass
14:19:00 <aliasd> damn she geta a lot of comment spam to dating sites...
14:20:00 <sharky> and black guys like that sorta stuff
14:20:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHPlZjgfWh4
14:20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Evidence by Faith No More (Jul 25, 2009) 4:53 - Category: Music - 150,899 views - 609 likes (97.8%), 14 dislikes (2.2%)
14:20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> my white cousin fucked a black guy n had a kid
14:20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> my mum was furious
14:21:00 <PerthWaTI> rofl
14:21:00 <sharky> hahaha
14:21:00 <PerthWaTI> brown dick
14:21:00 <aliasd> 425 views 0on the selfie vid
14:21:00 <aliasd> 1 quarter of them from here probably :P
14:21:00 <sharky> aliasd : you seem to failed to mention 200 would have been from you
14:21:00 <sharky> :P
14:21:00 <Serenity> wow its funny how normal chris talks when hes trying to hide
14:21:00 <faux> i know
14:22:00 <faux> but the 'i gonna look now' gave it away
14:22:00 <sharky> aliasd : well i need to learn how to take the perfect selfie dammit!
14:22:00 <sharky> because i dont have friends that can you know, hold the camera and take a picture of me
14:22:00 <sharky> i need to do it myself.
14:22:00 <PerthWaTI> i took one other day
14:22:00 <PerthWaTI> might take another one later
14:22:00 <sharky> i just took one then
14:22:00 <sharky> :P
14:23:00 <PerthWaTI> u wearing sunnies ?
14:23:00 <aliasd> sharky, I didn't watch the vid, but just remember fish face, weird lighting, and keep the angle off your body fat.
14:23:00 <sharky> really hot... me looking like shit, wraped in 3 blankets
14:23:00 <PerthWaTI> ;/
14:23:00 <PerthWaTI> i dont sleep with blankets
14:23:00 <sharky> no.. i have the windows closed
14:23:00 <Seeya> :)
14:23:00 <PerthWaTI> i dont even have blankets on my bed
14:23:00 <sharky> i had them bring me up some last night
14:24:00 <sharky> was so cold
14:24:00 <aliasd> sharky, ifr you look fat, you will never get a husband.
14:24:00 <PerthWaTI> isn't he a guy ?
14:24:00 <faux> lol
14:24:00 <sharky> aliasd : thanks... but.. i am a guy
14:24:00 <faux> rofl.
14:24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> most my cousins are school teachers
14:24:00 <PerthWaTI> lol
14:24:00 <PerthWaTI> idiot
14:24:00 <aliasd> i know
14:24:00 <sharky> hahaha
14:24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i have no idea about my family
14:24:00 <sharky> faggot
14:24:00 <PerthWaTI> hahaha
14:24:00 <PerthWaTI> faggot
14:24:00 <aliasd> hahaha
14:24:00 <aliasd> jinx
14:24:00 <sharky> aliasd : im rather fit... when im not sick
14:24:00 <faux> i hate being sick
14:24:00 <faux> breathing like a fat person
14:25:00 <faux> HNGGGGGGGGHNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
14:25:00 <PerthWaTI> what sick ?
14:25:00 <faux> HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
14:25:00 <PerthWaTI> whats wrong with ya
14:25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ive met faux 's dad
14:25:00 <Skrotus> it's probably rabies
14:25:00 <Skrotus> it's almost always rabies
14:25:00 <sharky> haha, normally my sick is just throwing up... no breathing difficulties. and headache
14:25:00 <sharky> think i have a cold
14:25:00 <sharky> or rabies
14:25:00 <Seeya> faux u tried head bath with hot water and lemon and stuff like that
14:25:00 <faux> well if you've lost your voice badly, i'd say it's laryngitis
14:25:00 <sharky> no my voice is almost back
14:25:00 <Seeya> put towel over head
14:25:00 <faux> i'm not sick now chris, i just dislike being sick in general
14:26:00 <sharky> just... feel so cold and its like im coming down
14:26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ive lost my voice nurmerous times from smoking and its fucking hell
14:26:00 <sharky> but, didnt have anything
14:26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> going blind from smoking is the worst
14:26:00 <sharky> probably difficult to locate your cigs
14:26:00 <PerthWaTI> smoke rollies
14:27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol sharky
14:27:00 <sharky> and probably may singe your eyebrows now and then
14:27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> haha
14:27:00 <sharky> not that youd see.. youre blind !
14:27:00 <sharky> but on the plus side you may get one of those smart dogs
14:27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> going old would be hell
14:27:00 <sharky> that open your cupboards and shit
14:28:00 <Caterpillar> does anyone here watch blue heelers
14:28:00 <sharky> yeah it sucks... i saw both my parents pass away painfully...
14:28:00 <Seeya> :)
14:28:00 <sharky> and my grandmother who never smoked, drank etc is still alive
14:28:00 <sharky> but has dimentia
14:28:00 <sharky> so she always asks how my mother is doing
14:29:00 <sharky> and it breaks your heart having to tell her her daughter died...
14:29:00 <Seeya> steak again tonite
14:29:00 <Seeya> and mash potatoes
14:29:00 <Seeya> not gonna be lazy
14:29:00 <sharky> so now i just lie and say "shes fine"
14:29:00 <sharky> mmmm steak
14:30:00 <sharky> dont know why everyone wants to live for so long.. .after 60/ maybe 70 im happy to go
14:31:00 <PerthWaTI> i'd by happy with a bullet to the head at 40
14:31:00 <sharky> Nothing like sitting around with retards in a home for 30 years
14:31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> bbl going music shop to get a guitaR pedal
14:31:00 <sharky> and have someone need to wipe your ass
14:31:00 <PerthWaTI> yeah
14:31:00 <Skrotus> you might not feel that way when you're there
14:31:00 <PerthWaTI> no shit
14:31:00 <PerthWaTI> ill take myself out
14:31:00 <PerthWaTI> with a handgun
14:31:00 <sharky> Skrotus : quality of life...
14:31:00 <PerthWaTI> bang
14:31:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1463596_454023498041888_251013573_n.jpg
14:32:00 <sharky> and who wants to be a burdon? I know i love knowing my grandmother is still alive
14:32:00 <Skrotus> I certainly think it should be an option
14:32:00 <sharky> but visiting her is the most fucking boring thing ever
14:32:00 <sharky> she just sits there and drools
14:32:00 <sharky> and then passes out.. comes back
14:32:00 <Skrotus> but I don't think you can really predict how you'll feel 40 years from now
14:32:00 <sharky> and you have pretend this is fun.
14:32:00 <doctor> interesting read
14:32:00 <doctor> http://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2012/03/22/alcohol-obesity-and-smoking-do-not-cost-health-care-systems-money/
14:33:00 <sharky> well no... because you usually just die
14:33:00 <doctor> yeah
14:33:00 <sharky> and they charge you heaps if you smoke or drink lots
14:33:00 <sharky> seriously i dropped my private health insurance
14:33:00 <doctor> people who live to old ripe ages tend to cost a health care system than a smoker or drunkard who dies young
14:33:00 <doctor> more*
14:33:00 <PerthWaTI> sharky, they take you to a public hospital anyway even if you have public health insurance.
14:34:00 <sharky> its just becoming more expensive ... ill just sign up again when im 40 and pay the excess
14:34:00 <PerthWaTI> that shit is only if you die by accident
14:34:00 <doctor> if you fry your liver or ruin your lungs. they just give you painkillers untill you die
14:34:00 <sharky> i konw... its sort of useless unless you need a hip replacement or something major... but that doesnt kick in until youre... older or unlucky
14:35:00 <sharky> and with the money i save, ill just pay a doctor. or go O/S to germany
14:35:00 <PerthWaTI> i'd just float out to ocean let a shark eat me
14:35:00 <doctor> that's a good way to go
14:35:00 <PerthWaTI> pure and simple
14:35:00 <sharky> doctor : yeah my mother had cancer of the bowl woomb and something else... just gave her tonnes of morephhine
14:36:00 <sharky> despite private health cover.
14:36:00 <Skrotus> the public health system will take care of anything important anyway
14:36:00 <Skrotus> except dental
14:36:00 <PerthWaTI> if you have a serious health issue ya probably gonna die anyway they only buy you a few years
14:36:00 <sharky> not sure how all this private medical insurance came about... i mean we pay more in taxes than most countries
14:36:00 <Skrotus> we don't actually
14:36:00 <PerthWaTI> sharky, thats for your family if you die from accident
14:36:00 <doctor> some people like the comfort of having their own insurance
14:37:00 <PerthWaTI> you can't get it
14:37:00 <sharky> no, thats life insurance
14:37:00 <PerthWaTI> yes
14:37:00 <PerthWaTI> thats all you get
14:37:00 <PerthWaTI> you will be taken to a public hospital
14:37:00 <sharky> do they even have private hospitals?
14:37:00 <PerthWaTI> nope
14:38:00 <sharky> didnt think so...
14:38:00 <PerthWaTI> all covered under medicare
14:39:00 <PandasDontDrive> as if bieber graffed up a hotel in qld
14:39:00 <sharky> i just got really confused and pissed off that the rates went up 20 a week and i really dont know what im insured for
14:39:00 <PandasDontDrive> what a cunt bet nothing happens to him
14:39:00 <sharky> like i know if run into someone in my car, or another car... my insurance covers that
14:39:00 <PerthWaTI> sharky, accidentals
14:40:00 <PerthWaTI> yeh
14:40:00 <PerthWaTI> all accidentals
14:40:00 <sharky> if my house burns down, its covered
14:40:00 <Skrotus> he'll just have to pay for it if anything
14:40:00 <sharky> but... private health insurance was just so confusing
14:40:00 <doctor> the mayor want him to clean it up, but the hotel wants to sell it
14:40:00 <PandasDontDrive> ya need private
14:40:00 <sharky> so many different levels and they cant tell me what i need
14:40:00 <Skrotus> lol
14:40:00 <PerthWaTI> that means your insured
14:40:00 <PerthWaTI> for medical problems
14:40:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
14:40:00 <PerthWaTI> doesn't mean youll be taken to a private hospital
14:40:00 <sharky> what medical problems?
14:40:00 <PerthWaTI> accidentals
14:40:00 <Skrotus> you tend to get better wait times
14:40:00 <PandasDontDrive> n u dont pay for ambos then
14:41:00 <PerthWaTI> income protection etc...
14:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> n amboi ride is like 800 bucks
14:41:00 <sharky> im in qld.. i never pay for ambos
14:41:00 <Skrotus> yeah it's included in some other cost
14:41:00 <sharky> thats why when i was assaulted the other day i just called the ambo to take me to the hospital
14:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> in qld, what does that mean?
14:41:00 <sharky> yeah, rates or something....
14:41:00 <PerthWaTI> sharky, you'll get bill for the ambo
14:41:00 <PerthWaTI> $800
14:41:00 <sharky> PandasDontDrive : ambos are free.
14:42:00 <sharky> no i wont
14:42:00 <PerthWaTI> yeh u will
14:42:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah
14:42:00 <Skrotus> he won't
14:42:00 <sharky> qld
14:42:00 <sharky> different laws
14:42:00 <PerthWaTI> ahh k
14:42:00 <PerthWaTI> yeh i think they got rid of that
14:42:00 <sharky> i just waited with ice on my foot, enjoying a bourbon in the lobby
14:42:00 <sharky> until they arrived
14:43:00 <Serenity> go to st johns and get ambo cover for like $80 a year for a family
14:43:00 <sharky> i believe they charge us 1% or something in our rates... hencd theyre free
14:43:00 <Serenity> then you dont get charged the bill
14:43:00 <sharky> Serenity : see i dont like that either.... id rather pay the 800 as if i really needed an ambo
14:43:00 <PerthWaTI> bill my broke ass i swear i can pay
14:43:00 <sharky> id pay for it
14:44:00 <sharky> but... paying 80 a year... assuming you dont need an ambo in 10 years (and rarely do you.. you can drive or catch a cab)
14:44:00 <sharky> its only if youre having a heart attack or something
14:44:00 <Serenity> i have children, id rather pay the $80
14:44:00 <partay> ambo is QLD is free
14:44:00 <partay> well
14:44:00 <sharky> are your kids accident prone?
14:44:00 <partay> its added to your electricty bill
14:44:00 <Serenity> all kids are accident prone
14:44:00 <PerthWaTI> get a taxi instead of ambo
14:44:00 <sharky> i never "needed" an ambo as a kid
14:44:00 <PerthWaTI> get yaself to hospital
14:44:00 <Seeya> i dsp so free ambu
14:44:00 <PandasDontDrive> what a lovely day today
14:44:00 <Serenity> plus one has breathing issues
14:44:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont need air con on
14:44:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
14:45:00 <Serenity> its necessary
14:45:00 <PerthWaTI> i had to get an ambo once
14:45:00 <sharky> oh.. .fair enough then
14:45:00 <sharky> i had severe asthma as a kid
14:45:00 <Seeya> better safe then sorry
14:45:00 <sharky> but, we lived 2 mins from hospital
14:45:00 <PerthWaTI> err they will give you the ambo ride anyway
14:45:00 <sharky> parents sort of factored hospital and schools into where they lived
14:45:00 <PerthWaTI> not like they would deny you ambo ride cause you didn't pay the bill for ya last trip
14:45:00 <partay> ive been in an ambo after this old cunt turned in front of me at a set of lights
14:46:00 <Serenity> ambos free here if its a real emergency anyway
14:46:00 <Serenity> if its not then you pay
14:46:00 <Serenity> like if someones going to die
14:47:00 <Skrotus> you can't really know that though
14:47:00 <Skrotus> until after the fact
14:47:00 <faux> well they dont know til after, and thats when the bill is written
14:47:00 <partay> you can call one here to deliver a pizza if you want
14:47:00 <faux> they dont chaege you on he spot
14:47:00 <Serenity> ^
14:47:00 <Serenity> the bill comes months after its happened
14:47:00 <faux> imagine the ambos came with an eftpos
14:47:00 <faux> "pay here pls"
14:48:00 <faux> lmao
14:48:00 <Serenity> lol like taxis
14:48:00 <faux> fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
14:48:00 <faux> its like
14:48:00 <Serenity> no american express plz
14:48:00 <Seeya> lol
14:48:00 <Skrotus> yeah but I mean you can't just say oh I'll only get it if we absolutely need it so I never get a bill
14:48:00 <faux> 35 degs here
14:48:00 <PerthWaTI> pay them cash on spot lol
14:48:00 <Seeya> u cut your arm off now type in ya pin
14:48:00 <Serenity> the point is, a lot of people call ambos for stupid shit
14:49:00 <Serenity> that they should just take themselves to the hospital
14:49:00 <Seeya> they sure do
14:49:00 <sharky> heh... i had asthma
14:49:00 <PerthWaTI> wahmbulance
14:49:00 <sharky> caled up the ambo as i was drunk and couldnt drive
14:49:00 <sharky> got abused
14:49:00 <Serenity> if you get taken to the hospital in an ambulance you dont have to wait for 7 hours in the ER
14:49:00 <sharky> for "wasting their time"
14:50:00 <PerthWaTI> yeah straight into emergency
14:50:00 <sharky> then went "no.. fuck that... you have recordings of me barely being able to breath.... "
14:50:00 <ShadowLurker> lol @ call a taxi
14:50:00 <ShadowLurker> only if youre not bleeding
14:50:00 <sharky> chick had to come over after an enquiry and formally appologise
14:50:00 <sharky> was, very satisfying.
14:50:00 <Seeya> i got no shirt on
14:51:00 <sharky> Seeya : I have a jacket and a blanket on. its the latest fashion
14:51:00 <PerthWaTI> i have a bullet proof vest
14:51:00 <sharky> ill take the perfect selfie shortly.. .just want to review kim kardashians advice 3 more times
14:51:00 <sharky> want to get this right.
14:51:00 <sharky> probably a good idea with all the gang shootings in melbourne
14:52:00 <sharky> i hear you can get suits with that... kalavar? the bullet proof shit
14:52:00 <ShadowLurker> kevlar
14:52:00 <Skrotus> I have kevlar lined jeans for riding
14:52:00 <PerthWaTI> you can get stab proof
14:52:00 <sharky> prettty popular in mexico with politicians
14:52:00 <Skrotus> I don't think it would stop a bullet though
14:52:00 <PerthWaTI> stab proof vests are basically made out of the same plastic that come in backpacks
14:52:00 <sharky> what the hell do you ride? a machine gun?
14:53:00 <PerthWaTI> knife hits plastic can't penetrate it at all
14:53:00 <Skrotus> it's so they don't get shredded if I come off
14:53:00 <partay> Skrotus what do you ride ?
14:53:00 <Skrotus> just a hyosung gv250
14:53:00 <sharky> ok... never heard of that
14:53:00 <sharky> is that some new chinese bike, like great wall?
14:54:00 <Skrotus> it's korean
14:54:00 <Skrotus> they've been around for a while
14:54:00 <sharky> wanted to make a joke.. but... dont know what they sound like
14:54:00 <sharky> and assume they dont sound like their name
14:54:00 <sharky> unlike yamahaa etc
14:54:00 <Skrotus> http://i.imgur.com/39iQo.jpg
14:55:00 <partay> yah i know the gv
14:55:00 <partay> nods
14:55:00 <partay> i more into the sports bikes
14:55:00 <partay> i had an R1 for 7 yrs
14:57:00 <sharky> nice
14:57:00 <sharky> partay : id fuck you...
14:57:00 <sharky> :P
14:57:00 <Seeya> its raining
14:57:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://youtu.be/KldDk40fdxw
14:57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eric Clapton - Cocaine (No Big Deal Remix) (Apr 4, 2012) 5:27 - Category: Music - 85,821 views - 333 likes (96.8%), 11 dislikes (3.2%)
14:57:00 <partay> sharky are you a good 2up?
14:57:00 <sharky> not on the gold coast... wish it was... sick of looking at all these happy non sick people
14:58:00 <sharky> the shitty game that involves flicking coins? or, sitting on the bitch seat?
14:59:00 <partay> lol yes pillion
15:00:00 <sharky> haha, not really... id probably have such an errection youd be unable to drive at a good speed
15:01:00 <sharky> or youd do wheelies to lean back on me... knowing you
15:01:00 <sharky> :P
15:02:00 <shadsam> _}_
15:02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> The Escadrille, which consists of the Band, the Color Guard, and the Tallenettes (drill team), is the biggest marching band in the world with over 800 members in 2013.
15:02:00 <shadsam> muahahahaha
15:02:00 <BlackDevil> A 21-year-old Australian man has been found guilty of recklessly inflicting grievous bodily harm for sucker-punching a drunk Irishman outside a convenience store
15:02:00 <BlackDevil> Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=73a_1385601408#L9pwF5eCsCFrzIpP.99
15:03:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Sucker Punch Leaves Man Brain (Date: Jul-24-2011, 2 hours ago) - Views: 6857 - Played: 7784
15:03:00 <partay> here sharky http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/dildo-motorcycle-rider.jpg
15:03:00 <Skrotus> sucker punch leaves man brain
15:04:00 <shadsam> just had maccas
15:04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://youtu.be/bIH2OPFeCzw
15:04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2007 Allen Eagle Escadrille Texas Stadium March In (Sep 5, 2007) 1:45 - Category: Entertainment - 25,675 views - 24 likes (96%), 1 dislikes (4%)
15:05:00 <Shadowgate> beer day fuckers
15:05:00 <Shadowgate> lets drink beer woo hooo
15:05:00 <Shadowgate> beer day!
15:05:00 <Shadowgate> weith my dsp i get beer sucked in asshole!
15:05:00 <doctor> cool
15:05:00 <sharky> lets drink a beer!
15:05:00 <sharky> lets drink it here!
15:06:00 <sharky> sorry, forgot the rest of the lines from that frenzal rhomb song
15:06:00 <sharky> but i think i nailed the point... beer here... drink.. now
15:06:00 <sharky> you have beer in your arsehole?
15:07:00 <sharky> thats just .... wrong
15:07:00 <sharky> looking for barney gumble to drink it out?
15:07:00 <sharky> "omg... someone spelt alcohol on the shag...
15:07:00 <[shads]> <Shadowgate> beer day!
15:07:00 <sharky> *grrs at santas little helper
15:08:00 <sharky> im going to need to complain.... someones playing james blunt on their balcony
15:08:00 <sharky> and i dont need this shit right now
15:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
15:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> what about a sea shanty
15:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhuhu
15:09:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
15:09:00 <WaixYourLegs> play this back at them
15:09:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R7QX0zIjgY
15:09:00 <sharky> Yeah, waiting for debbie does dallas to finish downloading
15:09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: AMATEUR TRANSPLANTS: Beautiful Song LIVE (Aug 13, 2007) 3:00 - Category: Comedy - 1,475,017 views - 4,763 likes (97.4%), 128 dislikes (2.6%)
15:09:00 <sharky> man, your porn hdd dies
15:09:00 <sharky> and it is difficult to replace
15:09:00 <sharky> mainly to remember titles
15:10:00 <sharky> xdebbie is returning to porn.. "for her kids" or something
15:10:00 <sharky> and shes fucking fugly now... looks like a raisin
15:10:00 <[shads]> lol
15:10:00 <sharky> but... she was hot 20 years ago when she did it...
15:10:00 <PerthWaTI> whos xdebbie ?
15:11:00 <sharky> debbie... from debbie does dallas. Cant recall her last name. google will assist you
15:11:00 <sharky> we're not on 2nd name terms
15:11:00 <PerthWaTI> isn't she called gemma jameson or something
15:11:00 <sharky> YES
15:11:00 <sharky> !
15:11:00 <sharky> thats her
15:11:00 <PerthWaTI> blonde chick yer
15:11:00 <PerthWaTI> never knew what all the hype was about her
15:12:00 <sharky> sorry, im pretty shit with reading who stars in what...
15:12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://youtu.be/xozQnsGkHJ4
15:12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Ants go Marching One by One Song Nursery Rhyme (May 5, 2012) 3:43 - - 2,663,788 views - 2,192 likes (67%), 1,082 dislikes (33%)
15:12:00 <sharky> after the movie is over, and ive cum, im outta there
15:12:00 <PerthWaTI> does dallas was an old film she made a remake of it
15:12:00 <PerthWaTI> she wasn't the original debbie does dallas porn star
15:12:00 <sharky> shes pretty hot.. or i think she was
15:12:00 <PerthWaTI> nah
15:12:00 <PerthWaTI> shes like a milf blonde
15:12:00 <sharky> either way im just trying to rebuild my porn collection
15:12:00 <sharky> shes a prune now
15:13:00 <sharky> but she used to be really hot in the day
15:13:00 <PerthWaTI> you can download videos off ya web browser you know
15:13:00 <PerthWaTI> try ant video
15:13:00 <PerthWaTI> ant video downloader
15:13:00 <PerthWaTI> xvideos.com etc..
15:13:00 <PerthWaTI> just use TOR
15:13:00 <sharky> prefer to just use torrentz
15:13:00 <PerthWaTI> torrents aren't very good for porn
15:14:00 <WaixYourLegs> eporner.com
15:14:00 <WaixYourLegs> free hd porn
15:14:00 <PerthWaTI> do you know what is a really good movie though
15:14:00 <sharky> yeah, its all red tube and youporn or whatever
15:14:00 <PerthWaTI> Full Metal Jacket
15:14:00 <PeterSarsgaard> torrents for hd porn
15:15:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12tce-THLUE
15:15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Full Metal Jacket - Me love you long time - Papillon Soo Soo (Jan 21, 2010) 2:20 - Category: Film and Animation - 1,349,649 views - 2,984 likes (95.7%), 133 dislikes (4.3%)
15:15:00 <sharky> amazed they havent perfected 3d porn yet
15:15:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
15:15:00 <PandasDontDrive> true 3d porn would be amazeballs
15:15:00 <sharky> i mean i have every 3d movie i can find... usually on shit like penguins and theres this really cute baby bear cub
15:16:00 <PerthWaTI> i got good movies
15:16:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
15:16:00 <sharky> and they show him risking his life climing on small ledges to try and eat some birds
15:16:00 <sharky> FUCKING FEEED THE BASTARD
15:16:00 <sharky> STOP FILMING
15:16:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have 93 blurays
15:16:00 <sharky> AND FEED HIM
15:16:00 <sharky> hes hungry
15:16:00 <sharky> "hahaha look he may fall and die trying to get foood... you capturing this? 3D yeah? Good"
15:16:00 <PerthWaTI> full metal jacket was remastered
15:17:00 <PandasDontDrive> only 1 is 3d i think
15:17:00 <PandasDontDrive> 3d is still crap atm
15:17:00 <PandasDontDrive> its not true 3d
15:17:00 <Seeya> my new neighbour is nice
15:17:00 <PerthWaTI> i got plasma
15:17:00 <Seeya> think afgan
15:17:00 <Seeya> not sure
15:17:00 <sharky> looks sweet to me... you sure you have a 3d tv? and the glasses?
15:17:00 <PerthWaTI> fuck wearing glasses
15:18:00 <PerthWaTI> ruins it
15:18:00 <sharky> Seeya : so youre moving?
15:18:00 <sharky> or storing your c4 in her yard?
15:18:00 <sharky> :P
15:18:00 <Seeya> nah
15:18:00 <Seeya> lol
15:18:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah but its not actually 3d
15:18:00 <PandasDontDrive> its stil 2. something d
15:18:00 <PerthWaTI> haha
15:18:00 <sharky> "c4... afghan... im white... not on my property... dont want to use the T word... *pause* Terrorist
15:19:00 <PerthWaTI> 3d has been around for ages
15:19:00 <sharky> but... i have a pool in my yard
15:19:00 <sharky> not c4
15:20:00 <sharky> but... *show them some white skin*
15:20:00 <sharky> nod in her direction and wink
15:20:00 <sharky> then shrug
15:21:00 <sharky> ok i took some valium and im starting to feel better
15:21:00 <sharky> still cold
15:22:00 <Seeya> just went new neighbours they play dominos
15:22:00 <Seeya> nice ppl
15:22:00 <sharky> and bikini schoolies by pool.... yeah, i should stay away...
15:22:00 <sharky> drug dealers and old people sit in parks playing dominos
15:22:00 <sharky> so, did you score?
15:22:00 <Seeya> no
15:23:00 <sharky> rofl
15:23:00 <sharky> i think i have an antique ivory set of dominos somewhere
15:23:00 <PerthWaTI> dominos motherfucker
15:23:00 <sharky> cause my grandfather was a game hunter
15:23:00 <Seeya> i allowed
15:23:00 <Seeya> i feel good
15:23:00 <Seeya> drank over half bottle vodka
15:24:00 <sharky> and, obviously got bored while waiting to steal tusks off elphants
15:24:00 <PerthWaTI> 3 weeks til christmas
15:24:00 <Seeya> today is best day in world
15:24:00 <sharky> so made some dominos out of them
15:24:00 <sharky> Seeya : not from my eyes
15:24:00 <Seeya> yeah i bit silly
15:24:00 <Seeya> sozzz
15:24:00 <sharky> did you guys see that family ... in australia.. that won the world record again for the most christmas lights?
15:25:00 <sharky> it was insane
15:25:00 <sharky> some NY couple beat them last year... so they went "fuck it... lets go with 50km of cables and like a zillion lights
15:25:00 <sharky> and they did
15:25:00 <sharky> and they won
15:25:00 <partay> cunts
15:25:00 <sharky> and just incase that isnt cute enough... you can come into their yard for a gold coin donation
15:26:00 <sharky> which goes to SIDS as they had a kid die to it a year ago
15:26:00 <sharky> err a few years ago
15:26:00 <sharky> totally love that stuff
15:28:00 <Seeya> soon
15:33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Currently reading Financial Pundit Explains How the Bible Helps Him Invest http://www.moneynews.com/MKTNews/Financial-bible-Hyman/2013/07/08/id/513894/?promo_code=142EC-1 …
15:33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 50 sheepo thnxs
15:34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 2 goats
15:34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 1 monkey
15:34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 1 childrens python
15:35:00 <doctor> Sometimes when I want to make lots of money I prayer to God. Cause God is a very rich man who knows how to make money
15:35:00 <doctor> I normally end off poorer as he steals my money
15:35:00 <Skrotus> does it work?
15:35:00 <Skrotus> ah
15:35:00 <Skrotus> what a jerk
15:36:00 <Seeya> just told cleo10 they were talking to jesus
15:36:00 <doctor> Yeah, I don't talk to him anymore
15:36:00 <Seeya> no reply
15:36:00 <Caterpillar> skrotus
15:36:00 <Caterpillar> doctor welcome back
15:36:00 <doctor> thank you
15:36:00 <Seeya> hi doctor
15:36:00 <doctor> i have snags in the grill
15:36:00 <Skrotus> nice
15:36:00 <PerthWaTI> this ones for docotr
15:36:00 <Seeya> i have steak doctor
15:37:00 <PerthWaTI> proud supporter
15:37:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruT7MUQ42aQ
15:37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: FINE YOUNG CANNIBAL - JOHNNY COME HOME (FULL HD official video) digital colour mp4 (Jul 29, 2012) 3:31 - Category: Music - 55,627 views - 323 likes (99.4%), 2 dislikes (0.6%)
15:37:00 <doctor> steak would go down nicely aswell
15:37:00 <Skrotus> sometimes I go to bunnings on the weekend just to get a sausage
15:37:00 <doctor> yes, that is definately a good one PerthWaTI
15:37:00 <PerthWaTI> all time classics
15:37:00 <PerthWaTI> all day
15:37:00 <PerthWaTI> #melbourne
15:37:00 <PerthWaTI> irc.austnet.org
15:37:00 <doctor> they taste terrible but are normally quite satisfying
15:37:00 <PerthWaTI> ok we got a caller
15:37:00 <PerthWaTI> his name is doctor
15:37:00 <PerthWaTI> how are we today doctor
15:37:00 <doctor> must be about having some handy man bbqing for you
15:37:00 <Seeya> some ones birthday today
15:37:00 <Seeya> so i getting pissed
15:38:00 <PerthWaTI> whats that you want to hear golden brown ?
15:38:00 <PerthWaTI> are you a heroin junky ?
15:38:00 <Skrotus> it's someones birthday every day
15:38:00 <doctor> I haven't made my mind up yet, I'll get back to you on that
15:38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> WiLd_TuRkeY changes topic to '<Skrotus> sometimes I go to bunnings on the weekend just to get a sausage' 3in #chat
15:38:00 <PerthWaTI> only a fucking heroin junky would want to hear golden brown dont call this radio station again
15:38:00 <sharky> junkie is such a labelling word
15:38:00 <sharky> hes a doctor, hes just a casual user
15:38:00 <sharky> weekend warrior
15:39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> furack better get dinner ready
15:39:00 <PerthWaTI> we got a doctor
15:39:00 <PerthWaTI> can we have a lawyer ?
15:39:00 <Seeya> gonna have to lay down soon
15:39:00 <PerthWaTI> who wants to be my lawyer ?
15:40:00 <Seeya> oh its like that
15:40:00 <PerthWaTI> goon bag for lawyer
15:40:00 <PerthWaTI> do i hear a rollie a smoke
15:40:00 <PerthWaTI> brb
15:40:00 <Seeya> still what i said
15:42:00 <sharky> dude its like 2:30
15:43:00 <sharky> how early do you eat?
15:43:00 <PerthWaTI> who
15:43:00 <sharky> my gran has her dinner at 3pm....
15:43:00 <sharky> in a home
15:43:00 <PerthWaTI> i dont eat a specific times
15:43:00 <PerthWaTI> just whenever i want
15:43:00 <sharky> so.. when you get hungry?
15:44:00 <sharky> :P
15:44:00 <PeterSarsgaard> happy thanksgiving sharky
15:44:00 <PerthWaTI> im always hungry
15:44:00 <PeterSarsgaard> I hope you're going to share a turkey with your grandmother
15:44:00 <PeterSarsgaard> and mashed potatoes
15:44:00 <PerthWaTI> i got an appetite like no one else
15:44:00 <PerthWaTI> fill my stomach then 2 minutes later im hungry
15:44:00 <PerthWaTI> big metabolism
15:44:00 <BlackDevil> or your brain is just stupid
15:44:00 <British^Meat> food good
15:45:00 <PerthWaTI> just drink beers
15:47:00 <partay> or you have worms
15:47:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2N_uvnvGbI
15:47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: REM - Everybody hurts (with lyrics) (Jun 30, 2009) 5:21 - Category: Music - 6,649,347 views - 21,654 likes (98.9%), 246 dislikes (1.1%)
15:47:00 <PerthWaTI> awolf rekons i have worms
15:47:00 <PerthWaTI> calls me worm boy
15:47:00 <PerthWaTI> i said i took worm tablet he says ahh nup
15:48:00 <PerthWaTI> felt wierd going into chemist asking for worm tablets
15:48:00 <PerthWaTI> she goes
15:48:00 <British^Meat> new character?
15:48:00 <PerthWaTI> "how masny peoiple are you treasting:
15:48:00 <PerthWaTI> i dasaaidfjhdshf
15:48:00 <PerthWaTI> bala
15:48:00 <British^Meat> story based character?
15:48:00 <PerthWaTI> took the tablet
15:48:00 <PerthWaTI> 2 tabs
15:48:00 <Serenity> you didnt actually go and get worming tablets because of awolf did you
15:48:00 <Serenity> lol
15:49:00 <PerthWaTI> nah this was last year
15:49:00 <Serenity> oh good
15:49:00 <Serenity> cause that dude is fucking nuts
15:49:00 <PerthWaTI> was down in applecross near raffles checking out an apartment and thought i'd just buy some out of paranoia didn't have them tho
15:51:00 <Caterpillar> Serenity do you like Mcdonalds?
15:51:00 <PerthWaTI> vague question
15:51:00 <PerthWaTI> lol
15:51:00 <PerthWaTI> what the store itself or the food ?
15:51:00 <PerthWaTI> i like the store mcdonalds but not the food
15:52:00 <PerthWaTI> the carparks are good
15:52:00 <ShadowLurker> lol wormz
15:52:00 <PerthWaTI> ShadowLurker, awolf rekons that you can have minascule worms you cant even see in your body and they can send messages to your brain
15:52:00 <Caterpillar> ShadowLurker whats your favorite cdonalds burger
15:53:00 <PerthWaTI> double quater pounder
15:53:00 <ShadowLurker> awolf is a worm
15:53:00 <PerthWaTI> yer
15:53:00 <PerthWaTI> i rekon he had worms once
15:53:00 <TheRon> is he dr worm?
15:53:00 <ShadowLurker> he still does
15:53:00 <ShadowLurker> good morning how are you he's dr worm
15:53:00 <PerthWaTI> worm eggs come from ya garden outdoors so only thing that gets them is your dog if you have one
15:53:00 <ShadowLurker> he likes to play the drums
15:54:00 <PerthWaTI> this is why after you pat a dog you always wash your hands
15:54:00 <British^Meat> y u talk of awolf?
15:54:00 <PerthWaTI> if it licks you
15:54:00 <Caterpillar> PerthWaTI, awolf is 30+ year old, without any qualifications career or even a job, he has a POS 4k car and lives with his mum n dad. His credability is very questionable ... he smokes alot of dope as you can tell from his acheivements in life
15:54:00 <PerthWaTI> wash urself
15:54:00 <British^Meat> u love awolf?
15:54:00 <British^Meat> r u awolf?
15:54:00 <ShadowLurker> lol Caterpillar
15:54:00 <ShadowLurker> spot on
15:54:00 <ShadowLurker> PerthWaTI sounds like awolf
15:55:00 <PerthWaTI> im not awolf
15:55:00 <Caterpillar> spot on ShadowLurker
15:55:00 <ShadowLurker> hes trying not to be conspicuous
15:55:00 <British^Meat> u r awolf
15:56:00 <British^Meat> pls get out
15:56:00 <ShadowLurker> the mention of worms has got him in a frenzy
15:56:00 <British^Meat> youre RUINING #melbourne
15:56:00 <ShadowLurker> British^Meat youre ruining the INTERNET
15:56:00 <ShadowLurker> damnit
15:56:00 <British^Meat> i invented international netowkring
15:56:00 <ShadowLurker> i got mi goreng juice all over me
15:56:00 <Serenity> PerthWaTI is pz.
15:57:00 <Serenity> no aqolf
15:57:00 <Serenity> awolf
15:57:00 <sharky> Caterpillar : im 30 plus without a job... or qualifications... but i have a ferrari and a golf r
15:57:00 <ShadowLurker> same level of intellegence
15:57:00 <British^Meat> oh, youtube guy
15:57:00 <British^Meat> i know of that guy
15:57:00 <sharky> and i used to smoke lots of weed
15:57:00 <Serenity> yeah youtube guy
15:57:00 <sharky> just quit.
15:57:00 <British^Meat> he has t hing
15:57:00 <Serenity> [12:51pm] <Caterpillar> Serenity do you like Mcdonalds?
15:57:00 <sharky> and id live with my mum and dad
15:57:00 <sharky> but they died
15:57:00 <Serenity> i dont eat mcdonalds
15:57:00 <sharky> so i bought a few houses
15:57:00 <British^Meat> i have a job, dont live with parents, and my own house, but my car is only $3500 :/
15:57:00 <sharky> :)
15:57:00 <partay> sharky are you hot ?
15:58:00 <sharky> partay : very cold right now
15:58:00 <British^Meat> and im 30+
15:58:00 <British^Meat> im not awolf though :)
15:58:00 <ShadowLurker> are we having a pissing contest
15:58:00 <sharky> wearing a leather jacket on the gc while in my unit at the hildton and wearing a towel
15:58:00 <sharky> err blanket
15:58:00 <partay> hot
15:58:00 <ShadowLurker> youll have to speak up im wearing a towel
15:59:00 <sharky> i know ;) feel free to check out my instagram page... Kim Kardashian gave excellent tips on how to take the perfect serflie
15:59:00 <sharky> rofl Shadowgate
15:59:00 <sharky> ShadowLurker*
15:59:00 <partay> then Loof licked the cum off
15:59:00 <sharky> love that line
15:59:00 <sharky> possible
15:59:00 <Caterpillar> Serenity, fair enough ... what is you favorite meal
15:59:00 <sharky> didnt really look down
16:00:00 <Serenity> .
16:00:00 <Caterpillar> sharky not having a job is fine when you can pay your own way, but when you are a loser on the dole forced to live with your parents thats a different story
16:01:00 <ShadowLurker> cock
16:02:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlGbTMQJRt0
16:02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blondie- Rapture (Jun 20, 2011) 5:37 - Category: Music - 126,349 views - 576 likes (98.8%), 7 dislikes (1.2%)
16:08:00 <TheRon> balls
16:08:00 <ShadowLurker> anus
16:08:00 <TheRon> strange
16:09:00 <PerthWaTI> pengo
16:11:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1476595_335423843265159_900790526_n.png
16:12:00 <TheRon> i don't get it
16:13:00 <British^Meat> doge?
16:13:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/q71/1464003_325756177567583_675263639_n.jpg doge
16:13:00 <British^Meat> FACEBOOK
16:13:00 <faux> omg u people suck
16:14:00 <faux> i need amsy and couleurs
16:14:00 <TheRon> never seen it
16:14:00 <British^Meat> hah more like ur links do
16:14:00 <faux> only cos you dont get them duh
16:14:00 <British^Meat> i also know not of doge
16:14:00 <faux> ^
16:14:00 <British^Meat> im sure its hilarious
16:14:00 <British^Meat> really
16:15:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSIw09oqsYo
16:15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street (Long Version) (Mar 19, 2011) 6:12 - Category: Music - 4,395,238 views - 25,864 likes (98.7%), 341 dislikes (1.3%)
16:16:00 <British^Meat> Here you are TheRon
16:16:00 <British^Meat> http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/doge
16:16:00 <British^Meat> Its a picture of a dog, and it has words on it
16:16:00 <TheRon> it's amazing
16:16:00 <British^Meat> yup
16:16:00 <British^Meat> im so deadpan right now
16:16:00 <TheRon> it's like that dog that sits on a metal box
16:17:00 <Loof> damn telemarketing curry munchers
16:17:00 <Loof> i'm on the damn no call list
16:17:00 <faux> what are they trying to sell you today
16:17:00 <faux> when we ued to get them at work, id say "sorry, do you mind holding"
16:17:00 <PerthWaTI> hang up on them
16:17:00 <Loof> dunno they were looking for working ppl
16:17:00 <faux> and we'd see how long they waited for
16:17:00 <faux> one chick was on hold for like 40 mins
16:17:00 <faux> ..so keen
16:17:00 <TheRon> play some cars
16:18:00 <British^Meat> just add ur name to the no call list
16:18:00 <Cleo10> u will never get out of their once u get a job there
16:18:00 <Cleo10> hey loof
16:18:00 <Loof> did
16:18:00 <faux> [16:17] <Loof> i'm on the damn no call list
16:18:00 <British^Meat> damn
16:19:00 <Loof> most annoying race ever
16:19:00 <British^Meat> lol what?
16:20:00 <Loof> indians
16:20:00 <British^Meat> oh boo hoo
16:20:00 <British^Meat> do u even know any?
16:20:00 <Loof> yep
16:20:00 <Loof> from tafe/uni
16:20:00 <TheRon> taxi's?
16:21:00 <British^Meat> r flys a race?
16:21:00 <British^Meat> coz i find them annoying
16:21:00 <Loof> boo hoo
16:21:00 <TheRon> n*ggers, people who annoy you
16:22:00 <TheRon> naggers
16:27:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk
16:27:00 <PandasDontDrive> still havent finished listing things for insurance
16:30:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
16:34:00 <PerthWaTI> <Cleo10> what
16:34:00 <PerthWaTI> -Cleo10- DCC Chat (124.180.173.138)
16:35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> moe looks cheap Kelevra
16:35:00 <TheRon> moe?
16:36:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=afd_1385607127
16:36:00 <British^Meat> hah
16:36:00 <British^Meat> hook in PerthWaTI
16:36:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Vaginal Knitting (Date: Nov-27-2013, 1 hour ago) - Views: 817 - Played: 2386
16:36:00 <British^Meat> im not allowed to talk about Cleo10 anymore :(
16:37:00 <British^Meat> i'll have to wait till i change my nick and they dont realise and crack onto me again
16:37:00 <British^Meat> one day British^Meat will be retired
16:38:00 <PerthWaTI> Cleo10 on #sex #melbourne @#Cybersex
16:43:00 <British^Meat> hot
16:44:00 <PerthWaTI> hot
16:45:00 <Caterpillar> British^Meat welcome back
16:45:00 <Caterpillar> Cleo10, how are you going, still angry at everyone
16:45:00 <British^Meat> LOL @ FRED^BEAR
16:46:00 <Caterpillar> British^Meat you have a BMW dont you
16:47:00 <TheRon> a little bit autistic?
16:47:00 <TheRon> just a little bit
16:47:00 <British^Meat> LOL @ FRED^BEAR again
16:49:00 <British^Meat> no
16:49:00 <British^Meat> W is work
16:49:00 <British^Meat> O is out
16:49:00 <British^Meat> P is prone
16:49:00 <Caterpillar> thanks British^Meat
16:49:00 <heartleaf> Fredbear? Where?
16:49:00 <Caterpillar> S i s sick
16:49:00 <Caterpillar> T is toilet
16:50:00 <FBI> TIMMAY
16:50:00 <Caterpillar> C is cooking
16:50:00 <heartleaf> Beh.
16:50:00 <FBI> shake for me girl..
16:50:00 <British^Meat> no worries Fred^Bear
16:53:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukK9hjIYWmY
16:53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Marley - 400 Years (Apr 23, 2008) 2:31 - Category: Music - 797,361 views - 1,052 likes (97.6%), 26 dislikes (2.4%)
16:54:00 <sharky> wtf
16:54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if u could move anywhere in australia where would you move?
16:54:00 <sharky> brian died?
16:54:00 <TheRon> mimben
16:54:00 <TheRon> nimben
16:55:00 <sharky> so.... whats going on with hot blonde he was fucking
16:55:00 <BlackDevil> lol @ http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1385597017446.png
16:55:00 <BlackDevil> yea brian died
16:55:00 <BlackDevil> long time ago
16:55:00 <British^Meat> can the kill off the whole cast
16:55:00 <British^Meat> just axe the show
16:55:00 <British^Meat> then id watch it
16:55:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqRJ6WenGM4
16:55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: bob marley - red red wine (Apr 2, 2012) 5:53 - Category: Gaming - 947,627 views - 2,314 likes (89.1%), 283 dislikes (10.9%)
16:55:00 <sharky> hahahaha "sicking my noodle into her"
16:55:00 <sharky> rofl
16:56:00 <TheRon> can we hang shit on jonothan trott for a while??
16:56:00 <sharky> this is so fake... any guy would say he was pounding her with his 20 inch cock
16:56:00 <TheRon> the guy is weak
16:56:00 <sharky> and suddenly... she got a heart attack (probably from my big dick hitting her heart....
16:56:00 <TheRon> couldn't handle the aussies sledging him
16:57:00 <Cleo10> David warner was a bit forward
16:57:00 <Cleo10> TheRon
16:57:00 <sharky> man that phonecall would be so different if i i made it
16:57:00 <TheRon> called it as he saw it
16:57:00 <sharky> "yeah my girlfriends bleeding... shes been abused... sexually
16:57:00 <sharky> by my large cock...
16:57:00 <British^Meat> whats that? something on a 4chan board? Fake? Naahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
16:57:00 <sharky> yeah... shes bleeding but she fucking loved it
16:57:00 <sharky> need an ambo please
16:57:00 <TheRon> classy guy
16:58:00 <sharky> thats how i roll
16:59:00 <PerthWaTI> thats how i roll in my hood
16:59:00 <TheRon> lamb chops for tea tonight
16:59:00 <PerthWaTI> withs my hoodie
16:59:00 <TheRon> with scallop potatoes and a fresh green salad
17:00:00 <TheRon> about as tough as the hilltop hoods
17:00:00 <Cleo10> nice and healthy TheRon
17:01:00 <TheRon> not really
17:01:00 <TheRon> lamb chops and scallop potatoes, fatty and cheesy
17:01:00 <TheRon> i have been eating a lot of salad lately
17:02:00 <TheRon> fresh and zingy
17:02:00 <Cleo10> that's good
17:02:00 <TheRon> i eat wraps
17:02:00 <sharky> oh lambchops
17:03:00 <sharky> i think i saw it on the menu
17:03:00 <sharky> and its ok
17:03:00 <sharky> apparently the hilton dont give much money to paris
17:03:00 <sharky> so i feel better staying her now
17:03:00 <TheRon> i marinated mine in garlic, rosemary mint and olive oil
17:03:00 <sharky> enjoyed free internet to download her fucking some guy
17:03:00 <Cleo10> sweep a girl off her feet TheRon
17:03:00 <British^Meat> Cleo10 dont
17:04:00 <British^Meat> just dont
17:04:00 <TheRon> i just like to eat well
17:04:00 <Cleo10> Good
17:04:00 <TheRon> cleo10 you like sport and shit too much to be a chick
17:04:00 <sharky> i can have spide lamb clutlets in my choice of bbq , nearnaise, mushroom or petter
17:04:00 <Cleo10> ur point
17:04:00 <sharky> pepper
17:04:00 <TheRon> just saying
17:05:00 <sharky> im trying to work out what bearnaise is
17:05:00 <sharky> and if id like it on lamb
17:05:00 <Cleo10> TheRon: don't care what ppl think
17:05:00 <TheRon> good
17:05:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNProyywaDM
17:05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hilltop Hoods - The Calling - Dumb Enough (Feb 23, 2010) 4:02 - Category: Music - 1,664 views - 9 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
17:06:00 <Cleo10> Sorry TheRon I thought u were talkin to someone in particular
17:06:00 <sharky> 5 man i was eyeing the eye fillit
17:06:00 <sharky> but
17:06:00 <PerthWaTI> <Cleo10> when u masturbate do u put ur finger in ur bum
17:06:00 <sharky> now this talk of lamb has got me alll excited
17:06:00 <TheRon> i think bearnaise has a shitload of butter in it
17:06:00 <PerthWaTI> <Cleo10> so what do u look like
17:06:00 <sharky> PerthWaTI : ofcourse you do
17:06:00 <sharky> who doesnt?
17:06:00 <PerthWaTI> <Cleo10> when was ur last wank
17:06:00 <PerthWaTI> wtf?
17:07:00 <TheRon> i could make hollandaise but i haven't got the patience for it and i don't like it
17:07:00 <PerthWaTI> a chick wouldn't ask that
17:07:00 <sharky> its a genuine question
17:07:00 <sharky> unless she wanted to fuck you
17:07:00 <sharky> and wanted to ensure you could get it up
17:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> cleo is a guy
17:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
17:07:00 <TheRon> i was watching the curling on tv last night
17:08:00 <PerthWaTI> ya rekon?
17:08:00 <TheRon> it was riveting
17:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> not reckon
17:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> know
17:08:00 <PerthWaTI> <Cleo10> do u sleep in the nude
17:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont msg me Cleo10
17:08:00 <sharky> pretty comitted guy
17:08:00 <sharky> as "hes" congradulated me on my engagement
17:08:00 <Cleo10> and don't message me Panda
17:08:00 <Cleo10> fucken cunt
17:08:00 <PerthWaTI> lol very lady like
17:08:00 <TheRon> hey hey language
17:08:00 <TheRon> please
17:08:00 <sharky> well when youre a cunt
17:09:00 <PerthWaTI> im sure a woman of 30 something would say that
17:09:00 <sharky> and a lady pulls you out on it
17:09:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont message you
17:09:00 <PerthWaTI> as fucking if
17:09:00 <sharky> thats awesome
17:09:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're a weirdo poofter
17:09:00 <PerthWaTI> Cleo10, I got your IP
17:09:00 <Cleo10> like some
17:09:00 <PerthWaTI> ya fucked.
17:09:00 <sharky> whoa... your ip
17:09:00 <sharky> !!!
17:09:00 <PerthWaTI> the shit you said to me earlier this year
17:09:00 <sharky> watch out
17:09:00 <sharky> next he will find your mobile number
17:09:00 <PerthWaTI> asking me if you wanted to see woman piss and sniff their underwear
17:10:00 <PerthWaTI> obvious signs of a deeply disturbed person
17:10:00 <sharky> PerthWaTI : thats pretty hot
17:10:00 <sharky> who offered this?
17:10:00 <PerthWaTI> nah its a bit off mate
17:10:00 <TheRon> she wore a raspberry beret
17:10:00 <sharky> mind if i msg them?
17:10:00 <PerthWaTI> not normal
17:10:00 <PerthWaTI> sure go for ya life
17:10:00 <sharky> i dont like normal
17:10:00 <PerthWaTI> won't get you anywhere talking to a loser like that
17:11:00 <sharky> just got engaged
17:11:00 <TheRon> NWO 4 LIFE
17:11:00 <sharky> :)
17:11:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vV43YsfSTk
17:11:00 <sharky> not bragging..
17:11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hunter - Jam Roll (Jan 2, 2011) 5:00 - Category: Music - 29,625 views - 150 likes (99.3%), 1 dislikes (0.7%)
17:11:00 <sharky> (ok, i am)
17:12:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMKVun3gvPA
17:12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bring it on Wax (Date not found) 0 - Category: Music - <div class="video-extras-sparkbars"> views - 255 likes (98.8%), 3 dislikes (1.2%)
17:16:00 <sharky> im going oh yes
17:16:00 <sharky> chef in my room
17:16:00 <sharky> cooking up some kobe steak
17:16:00 <sharky> (thats nt that rapist basketball player is)
17:17:00 <sharky> yeah... im going with that.... even if he raped some chicks
17:17:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vDM03yV2ZE
17:17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hunter - Never Commit - Official Music Film Clip (Jul 8, 2011) 3:43 - Category: Music - 37,850 views - 144 likes (98%), 3 dislikes (2%)
17:17:00 <sharky> thats pretty cool having a chef cook in your room
17:17:00 <FBI> evening druidess
17:17:00 <TheRon> read up about patrick ewing and scottie pippen
17:18:00 <[shads]> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
17:18:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QfsRd0h4Ts
17:18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TORNTS - Hit Never Miss (Jun 19, 2010) 3:42 - Category: Music - 281,882 views - 815 likes (79.8%), 206 dislikes (20.2%)
17:19:00 <TheRon> i bought a shitload of asian stuff today to cook stir fry's properly
17:19:00 <PerthWaTI> what like noodles and shit ?
17:20:00 <TheRon> peanut oil, sesame oil, oyster sauce fish sauce soy sauce
17:20:00 <PerthWaTI> wasabi
17:20:00 <TheRon> i prefer chilli
17:20:00 <PerthWaTI> better noodles are the gook shops
17:20:00 <PerthWaTI> good sauces and shit
17:20:00 <TheRon> a bit racist
17:20:00 <PerthWaTI> fuckup cunt
17:21:00 <TheRon> shit should've got some lemongrass
17:21:00 <PerthWaTI> wasabi
17:21:00 <TheRon> those wasabi peas fon't excite me
17:22:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv9QXkL4Deg
17:22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chopper Read, Brad Strut, Bias B and Balans - Machete (Jul 9, 2006) 3:59 - Category: Music - 351,809 views - 689 likes (89.7%), 79 dislikes (10.3%)
17:22:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSAJ0l4OBHM
17:22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: America - A Horse With No Name+Lyrics (Sep 12, 2009) 4:08 - Category: Music - 7,635,066 views - 38,767 likes (99.2%), 322 dislikes (0.8%)
17:23:00 <British^Meat> PZ is doing his "thing"
17:24:00 <FBI> why not ?
17:24:00 <FBI> lol
17:24:00 <johninja> is he drunk and angry yet?
17:24:00 <[shads]> `seen pz
17:24:00 <prowl> [shads], pz ([email protected]) was last seen changing his/her nick to simba on #melbourne 1 day 34 minutes ago (27.11. 15:49). simba is still there.
17:24:00 <PandasDontDrive> gook in my soup
17:24:00 <PerthWaTI> i dont use that nick anymore
17:24:00 <TheRon> giving himself some hand relief?
17:24:00 <PerthWaTI> why do you call me pz
17:24:00 <PerthWaTI> fuck i must be pz
17:24:00 <PerthWaTI> ify ou call me pz
17:24:00 <PerthWaTI> i must be the one and only
17:24:00 <PerthWaTI> P Z
17:24:00 <PerthWaTI> i must be fucking famous
17:25:00 <pz> im fucking famous mate
17:26:00 <PerthWaTI> you love the pz
17:26:00 <PerthWaTI> look at the pz
17:26:00 <PerthWaTI> http://oi39.tinypic.com/2z750tw.jpg
17:26:00 <British^Meat> coz pz is the youtube guy
17:26:00 <British^Meat> and i want everyone to know youre the youtube guy
17:26:00 <PerthWaTI> pz made a selifie for you all
17:26:00 <PerthWaTI> selfie*
17:26:00 <PerthWaTI> pz selfie
17:26:00 <British^Meat> if they see pz, they just go "Ohhhh that guy, yup, him and his thing"
17:26:00 <PerthWaTI> yheah
17:27:00 <PerthWaTI> i get more enjoyment from pasting a song to a youtube video than listening to it
17:27:00 <TheRon> port adelaide won't make the 8
17:27:00 <PerthWaTI> gives me a thrill
17:27:00 <British^Meat> its your thing
17:27:00 <PerthWaTI> i kniow
17:27:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://static-fhg.met-art.com/media/78797B3624952884A5321425A1747F92/w_D9D351782BAE5DD4ADF70482786485F4.jpg
17:27:00 <PerthWaTI> but i got a good thing goin here man
17:27:00 <[shads]> lolllllllllllllllllllllll
17:27:00 <PandasDontDrive> lick that vagina shadz
17:27:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
17:27:00 <PerthWaTI> haha
17:27:00 <[shads]> lolllllllllllllllllllllll:P
17:28:00 <fibry> Hahah.
17:28:00 <fibry> Hmmmmmmmmmm.
17:28:00 <PerthWaTI> 0WN3D
17:28:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuYWoU1rLps
17:28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chopper Read feat. Necro - Do it (Aug 12, 2008) 2:21 - Category: Music - 97,587 views - 190 likes (96%), 8 dislikes (4%)
17:28:00 <DemonsRun> >.>
17:28:00 <DemonsRun> <.<
17:29:00 <PerthWaTI> oo
17:29:00 <PerthWaTI> \/
17:29:00 <DemonsRun> dafuq is that
17:29:00 <PerthWaTI> dafuq
17:29:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
17:29:00 <DemonsRun> but seriously, that looks like tits & hips.
17:29:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmi60Bd4jSs
17:29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Daft Punk - Da Funk (Feb 23, 2009) 5:35 - Category: Music - 7,187,174 views - 29,692 likes (97.2%), 863 dislikes (2.8%)
17:29:00 <DemonsRun> waist*
17:29:00 <PerthWaTI> ty TheDarkTruth
17:30:00 <PerthWaTI> thank you TheRon
17:30:00 <TheRon> for what?
17:30:00 <Caterpillar> TheRon welcome back
17:30:00 <PerthWaTI> NECK UP TheRon
17:31:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9MszVE7aR4
17:31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Daft Punk - Around The World (Feb 23, 2009) 4:04 - Category: Music - 43,983,735 views - 214,377 likes (97.5%), 5,532 dislikes (2.5%)
17:31:00 <FBI> hmmm
17:31:00 <TheRon> don't like that pone
17:31:00 <TheRon> one
17:31:00 <FBI> whats going on pz
17:31:00 <PerthWaTI> get the army
17:31:00 <FBI> ok
17:32:00 <FBI> why did you do that?
17:32:00 <PerthWaTI> fuck off cunt
17:32:00 <British^Meat> crikey
17:32:00 <johninja> wow
17:32:00 <British^Meat> the c word
17:33:00 <FBI> shane
17:33:00 <johninja> so you bought 2 clones in so you could act like a fuckwit with both of them
17:33:00 <Caterpillar> hi British^Meat hi johninja
17:33:00 <FBI> stop it
17:33:00 <johninja> i'm both sad for you and impressed by your commitment
17:33:00 <johninja> hi
17:33:00 <British^Meat> LOL @ FRED^BEAR
17:33:00 <PerthWaTI> You're a dog
17:33:00 <British^Meat> hey pz i still call Caterpillar fred^Bear too. for the same reasons
17:33:00 <PerthWaTI> enough said
17:33:00 <British^Meat> its ok
17:33:00 <[shads]> BAN EVADING R WE
17:33:00 <British^Meat> i dont single u out
17:33:00 <[shads]> LOLLLLLLLL
17:33:00 <FBI> please shane stop it
17:33:00 <PerthWaTI> fuck off ya dog
17:34:00 <[shads]> U ON THE ICE ?
17:34:00 <TheRon> ice is bad
17:35:00 <FBI> please
17:35:00 <FBI> stop
17:35:00 <PerthWaTI> get the army whats there to say ya dogged it
17:36:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMrIy9zm7QY
17:36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rockafeller Skank by Fatboy Slim [Official Video] (May 18, 2010) 4:06 - Category: Music - 5,341,019 views - 27,252 likes (98.8%), 319 dislikes (1.2%)
17:36:00 <Caterpillar> I dont ban evade, i evade ban
17:36:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMrIy9zm7QY
17:38:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMZwZiU0kKs
17:38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Weapon Of Choice - Fatboy Slim (This video contains content that has been decided to block it in your country.) - - -
17:38:00 <TheRon> great clip
17:38:00 <British^Meat> if u post a youtube, liveleak, and IMDB links in the same sentance then it will manipulate BlackDevil's script into posting a lot
17:38:00 <johninja> i'm not going t oencourage him
17:39:00 <British^Meat> there is a 4th, but i am unsure of what site it if
17:39:00 <PerthWaTI> do it
17:39:00 <BlackDevil> you can do 5 in a row if you wish British^Meat
17:39:00 <PerthWaTI> haha
17:39:00 <British^Meat> i hope you find this information relevant and will not abuse BlackDevil's script
17:39:00 <British^Meat> it appears there is a 5th also
17:39:00 <BlackDevil> try it
17:39:00 <BlackDevil> i dare ua
17:39:00 <BlackDevil> ya
17:39:00 <Caterpillar> there are some sad/sick people that spend time hosting bots on irc lol
17:39:00 <PerthWaTI> oh shit i just posted a youtube link in #melbourne and backdoor a shell to BlackDevil machine
17:40:00 <British^Meat> ok, i'll try every site on the internet till i find it
17:40:00 <BlackDevil> i like my shell
17:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> ppl selling ps4s online for 1000 dollars LOL
17:41:00 <British^Meat> you could post the trailer to a movie on youtube, then post the behinds the scenes footage from liveleak and finally give us the IMDB site
17:41:00 <johninja> why would anyone buy them at that price?
17:41:00 <johninja> is there a shortage?
17:41:00 <British^Meat> just give us time to eat up all that info before posting another link pz
17:41:00 <TheRon> the ps4 and xbox one debate is very game of thrones
17:42:00 <johninja> i'm not going to buy either until they prove themselves worthy
17:42:00 <johninja> quite happy with my 360 currently
17:42:00 <TheRon> same with my ps3
17:43:00 <Caterpillar> TheRon which will you get
17:43:00 <TheRon> neither
17:43:00 <Caterpillar> i ended up having both, but played games on the xbox one
17:43:00 <TheRon> untill the need arises
17:43:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGYy9v2n1g0
17:43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: OZ Season 1 Riot scene (Nov 5, 2008) 4:10 - Category: Entertainment - 65,184 views - 132 likes (96.4%), 5 dislikes (3.6%)
17:44:00 <Caterpillar> i think you need one TheRon
17:44:00 <British^Meat> nintendo won the next gen war anyways
17:44:00 <TheRon> nah
17:44:00 <TheRon> the gaming console war isn't really a war
17:45:00 <FBI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VhmvZp8Auk
17:45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chris Keller and Tobias Beecher Part 14 (Apr 10, 2013) 12:54 - Category: Entertainment - 65,640 views - 162 likes (89%), 20 dislikes (11%)
17:46:00 <British^Meat> a battle?
17:46:00 <British^Meat> struggle?
17:47:00 <johninja> a military coup?
17:47:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmmmmmm
17:49:00 <johninja> wow 500 vehichles a day get taken off the road in the UK for no insurance
17:49:00 <British^Meat> crikeys
17:49:00 <johninja> that sounds almost unbeleivable
17:49:00 <British^Meat> also i think i heard that if you put every car the britain recycles per year, end to end, then wrap around the earth 1 1/2 times
17:49:00 <British^Meat> :/
17:50:00 <johninja> lol
17:50:00 <British^Meat> wow that was a bad sentance
17:50:00 <British^Meat> sorry
17:50:00 <TheRon> have you tried cricketwithballs.com??
17:50:00 <British^Meat> but i think ye got the jist of it
17:50:00 <johninja> i got the meaning
17:50:00 <British^Meat> jah
17:50:00 <johninja> i speak fluent drunk
17:50:00 <British^Meat> this is why the meat refuses to correct typos
17:50:00 <British^Meat> tis pointless
17:50:00 <British^Meat> u get
17:50:00 <British^Meat> i get that you get
17:50:00 <johninja> aye
17:50:00 <PandasDontDrive> johninja this is for u
17:50:00 <British^Meat> whats to correct?
17:50:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://static-fhg.met-art.com/media/CF5BBA3AF265EB742D91EA00E8DDC545/w_6D348FEE6D7C77F44D1594CA55032C22.jpg
17:50:00 <Caterpillar> the best console will be the new apple iGame
17:51:00 <johninja> its just a way for idiots to pretend they are smarter than you and dismantle your arguement
17:51:00 <British^Meat> jah, i dig
17:51:00 <TheRon> the best game in the world is pong
17:51:00 <johninja> wonder if they will have an iGay?
17:51:00 <PandasDontDrive> apple iGame?
17:51:00 <British^Meat> im sure more ppl would play with the igay than an igame
17:56:00 <Serenity> Lol igame
17:56:00 <fibry> Poor old Reverend Billy.
17:56:00 <Serenity> That's a funny joke
17:57:00 <fibry> Reverend Billy from the Church of Stop Shopping has been sentenced to 1 year jail for participating in a protest.
17:58:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPp9CQjKEQw
17:58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: OZ - Smuggling Drugs (Apr 21, 2009) 1:34 - Category: Entertainment - 84,291 views - 60 likes (89.6%), 7 dislikes (10.4%)
17:59:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gOMhN-hfMtY
17:59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eminem - Stan (Long Version) ft. Dido (Dec 24, 2009) 8:10 - Category: Music - 36,951,843 views - 158,489 likes (97.2%), 4,643 dislikes (2.8%)
17:59:00 <British^Meat> YOUTUBE
18:00:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cLwFEOMnF4
18:00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Oz season 2: Adebisi rapes Schibetta (Aug 17, 2012) 3:26 - Category: Entertainment - 102,071 views - 92 likes (86%), 15 dislikes (14%)
18:01:00 <TheRon> i wanna hear matthew about jonothan trott
18:01:00 <British^Meat> pz, please give us another time to watch youtube link:A before you post youtube lin": B
18:02:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7w49aAaweA
18:02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: OZ Intro (Jun 9, 2007) 1:34 - Category: Entertainment - 97,118 views - 227 likes (97.8%), 5 dislikes (2.2%)
18:02:00 <TheRon> a lot of wiener in oz ay
18:03:00 <PerthWaTI> ?
18:03:00 <doctor> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TEnfMreUK6o/UmgEfABMdqI/AAAAAAAADns/-aq96CfreGM/s1600/joseph-stalin-logic.jpg
18:03:00 <PerthWaTI> TheRon, can you just elaborate on your statement there
18:03:00 <British^Meat> sorry pz, im still watching link: A
18:03:00 <PerthWaTI> skip the fucker hten
18:03:00 <PerthWaTI> i aint got all day
18:03:00 <TheRon> they show a lot penis in that show
18:03:00 <PerthWaTI> good
18:03:00 <TheRon> a lot like game of thrones
18:03:00 <PerthWaTI> i know you like gay porn so i put little bits here and there for you
18:04:00 <British^Meat> im now onto link B
18:04:00 <British^Meat> in 6 mins times i can start watching any more links you post
18:04:00 <fibry> youtube.com/reverenbillytalen
18:05:00 <FBI> discard all those links
18:05:00 <FBI> i have better
18:05:00 <Skrotus> hi couleurs
18:05:00 <FBI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DVXYQLeCJ0
18:05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: OZ - MELHOR SERIADO 1-1 (Oct 7, 2012) 0 - Category: People and Blogs - 37,071 views - 52 likes (88.1%), 7 dislikes (11.9%)
18:05:00 <FBI> FULL EPISODE
18:05:00 <FBI> FULL EPISODE 100%
18:05:00 <fibry> youtube.com/reverendbillytalen
18:05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: OZ - MELHOR SERIADO 1-1 (Oct 7, 2012) 55:56 - Category: People and Blogs - 37,071 views - 52 likes (88.1%), 7 dislikes (11.9%)
18:06:00 <couleurs> hi Skrotus
18:06:00 <British^Meat> oh wow, a 55 minute link
18:06:00 <British^Meat> please dont post anymore for at least 56 mins
18:06:00 <British^Meat> thanks
18:06:00 <FBI> British^Meat, no shit
18:06:00 <PerthWaTI> holy shit a whole episode of OZ
18:07:00 <TheRon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvdLovAaYzM
18:07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Martika - Toy Soldiers (Oct 25, 2009) 4:54 - Category: Music - 6,410,629 views - 25,874 likes (98.7%), 343 dislikes (1.3%)
18:08:00 <couleurs> PimP My Rye
18:08:00 <johninja> i don't watch any pz links
18:08:00 <johninja> i do click on them and hit 'dislike' though
18:08:00 <TheRon> good crop this year?
18:08:00 <couleurs> i don't watch any links i am link
18:09:00 <sharky> you dont makes much sense either,
18:09:00 <johninja> he was saying he is zelda
18:09:00 <johninja> just go with it man
18:10:00 <sharky> unless youre refering to tag watches.. and i went with the limited edition manarco (24) the one incased in a cage..
18:10:00 <sharky> like race car drivers drive
18:10:00 <sharky> the links are pretty shit
18:11:00 <couleurs> huahuahua
18:12:00 <sharky> nothing says pimp like a 20k watch that ways 300g
18:12:00 <sharky> you may want to lift some weights, so you can wear it
18:12:00 <sharky> but worth it
18:13:00 <johninja> nothing says i'm really insecure like bragging on the internet :p
18:13:00 <sharky> haha
18:13:00 <sharky> im super insecure
18:13:00 <sharky> did i mention i bought a sushi shop in cairns
18:14:00 <johninja> ooh
18:14:00 <PerthWaTI> yum
18:14:00 <sharky> not bragging..
18:14:00 <sharky> just, trying to make my 5 inch penis feel larger
18:14:00 <johninja> heaps of cash in those frozen yoghurt joints too
18:14:00 <TheRon> japs must've eager to sell
18:14:00 <PerthWaTI> lol
18:15:00 <PerthWaTI> kebab shop
18:15:00 <sharky> just took it off a family member.. spend a whole dollar on it
18:15:00 <johninja> yeah but with kebab shops you would probably have to hire arabs
18:15:00 <johninja> fuck that jazz
18:15:00 <sharky> damn right
18:15:00 <PerthWaTI> guy i know lebanese owned his joint since 80's
18:15:00 <PerthWaTI> real good doner
18:15:00 <PerthWaTI> top class kebabs
18:15:00 <sharky> with their strong work ethic
18:16:00 <sharky> migrating here with their family
18:16:00 <WaixYourLegs> bah
18:16:00 <sharky> trying to give them a better life
18:16:00 <sharky> dodgy cunts
18:16:00 <WaixYourLegs> crappy food for crappy people
18:16:00 <PerthWaTI> its not like the average kebab shop its a resturant he even brings out the belly dancers
18:16:00 <sharky> belly dancers?
18:16:00 <PerthWaTI> yeah
18:16:00 <sharky> female?
18:16:00 <PerthWaTI> yep
18:16:00 <sharky> ok youve got my attention
18:16:00 <PerthWaTI> yeah
18:16:00 <sharky> ezra at the local kebab show... gyrating
18:17:00 <PerthWaTI> best place
18:17:00 <sharky> sort of turns me off
18:17:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
18:17:00 <PerthWaTI> the food is like real good too and you can really trust this guy aswell
18:17:00 <sharky> ffs... is paris sucking the staff off?
18:17:00 <sharky> whhy are they taking so long?
18:17:00 <WaixYourLegs> yuck
18:17:00 <PerthWaTI> i can't really say much more about it
18:18:00 <WaixYourLegs> theres a kebab shop in scarborugh
18:18:00 <PerthWaTI> but these lebanese people were really good people in my experience meeting them
18:18:00 <WaixYourLegs> plakas or some shit
18:18:00 <WaixYourLegs> grotty people
18:18:00 <WaixYourLegs> grotty food
18:18:00 <PerthWaTI> perth CBD
18:18:00 <PerthWaTI> the place near the tattoo parlour
18:19:00 <PerthWaTI> street near wellington
18:19:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol perth man
18:19:00 <PerthWaTI> whats funny?
18:19:00 <WaixYourLegs> PerthWatiWaru
18:19:00 <PerthWaTI> fuck off
18:20:00 <WaixYourLegs> nigger nigger pull the trigger
18:20:00 <PerthWaTI> belt ya in murray street mall
18:20:00 <PerthWaTI> forrest chase
18:20:00 <WaixYourLegs> do i throw my loose change into your box first or?
18:20:00 <PerthWaTI> fuck around with me at forrest chase
18:20:00 <PerthWaTI> you know where that is
18:20:00 <WaixYourLegs> where ur sister lives
18:20:00 <PerthWaTI> yeah ill meet you there
18:20:00 <PerthWaTI> what time ?
18:21:00 <PerthWaTI> ill bring some bikies and weapons
18:21:00 <WaixYourLegs> 71 burswood road
18:21:00 <WaixYourLegs> burswood
18:21:00 <PerthWaTI> ok mate
18:21:00 <WaixYourLegs> ur sisters house
18:21:00 <sharky> WaixYourLegs : theyre smooth ...
18:21:00 <PerthWaTI> more like a drug dealers house
18:21:00 <sharky> change your nick.
18:21:00 <sharky> silky smoov
18:21:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
18:21:00 <WaixYourLegs> stupid cunt doesnt even know the langtrees address
18:22:00 <PerthWaTI> hahaha
18:22:00 <PerthWaTI> why am i stupid not knowing that address?
18:22:00 <PerthWaTI> i dont pay for sex
18:22:00 <PandasDontDrive> arrrghh yee bottom sniffing sea dwellers
18:22:00 <PerthWaTI> they should pay me
18:22:00 <sharky> i eve never even heard of "langtrees"
18:22:00 <WaixYourLegs> bet u have to get your hand drunk first though
18:22:00 <PandasDontDrive> aheaheahe
18:22:00 <sharky> sounds english
18:22:00 <PerthWaTI> wtf?
18:22:00 <sharky> and im dutch
18:22:00 <PandasDontDrive> cig time?
18:22:00 <sharky> so i dont care much for them
18:22:00 <sharky> fuck... shoul have asked for cigs and vodka
18:22:00 <sharky> epic fail
18:23:00 <sharky> i have 8 litres of pineapple juice though
18:23:00 <sharky> would have 10.. but.. fridge is small
18:24:00 <PerthWaTI> you can get little fridges
18:24:00 <ooomp> pandis, why must you seen me all the time
18:24:00 <sharky> already have one
18:24:00 <sharky> can i get another?
18:24:00 <PerthWaTI> what brand?
18:24:00 <sharky> im staying at the hilton
18:25:00 <PerthWaTI> why?
18:25:00 <sharky> so, dirty whore brands
18:25:00 <PerthWaTI> dont you have a house?
18:25:00 <sharky> i like it
18:25:00 <PerthWaTI> you homeless?
18:25:00 <sharky> yeah
18:25:00 <sharky> i have several units
18:25:00 <PerthWaTI> why dont u just rent a place
18:25:00 <sharky> i do... i dont live in any place i own
18:25:00 <sharky> thats just stupid
18:26:00 <PerthWaTI> that must be like 200 bux a night tho
18:26:00 <British^Meat> PerthWaTI i just changed my socks from ankle socks to higher than ankle
18:26:00 <British^Meat> hope this is ok
18:27:00 <sharky> PerthWaTI 800..
18:27:00 <sharky> i have a penthouse
18:28:00 <PerthWaTI> 800 a day ?
18:28:00 <sharky> nar, days are free
18:28:00 <sharky> just nights
18:28:00 <PerthWaTI> how much you pay per day
18:28:00 <PerthWaTI> including everything
18:28:00 <PandasDontDrive> man
18:28:00 <PandasDontDrive> doin insurance sucks
18:29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive gotta count a fkload of books n price them lol
18:29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i figure 20 a book is sufficiant ey sharky
18:29:00 <[shads]> WHATUP
18:30:00 <sharky> what a cunt
18:30:00 <[shads]> JUST HAD A BANNANA PADDLE POP N EMINEMS
18:30:00 <[shads]> LOL
18:30:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WybiA263bw
18:30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: U2 - Sweetest Thing (Jun 26, 2009) 3:17 - Category: Music - 14,878,654 views - 30,288 likes (98.3%), 538 dislikes (1.7%)
18:31:00 <[shads]> U2 SUCK
18:31:00 <PandasDontDrive> bah founod 101 books so far
18:31:00 <[shads]> :p
18:31:00 <PerthWaTI> u wish
18:32:00 <[shads]> ;PZ
18:32:00 <[shads]> U PIPIN
18:32:00 <WaixYourLegs> u mirrin prik
18:33:00 <[shads]> MILJ
18:33:00 <[shads]> MULL
18:33:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk-8NVNeSmM
18:33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: N.W.A. - Real Niggaz Don't Die (The Explicit) (Mar 5, 2011) 3:45 - Category: Music - 34,692 views - 105 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
18:34:00 <WaixYourLegs> man
18:34:00 <WaixYourLegs> you know the human race has gone to pot when you have to explain that "USA" is not an acronym
18:37:00 <Loof_> Hey bb
18:37:00 <[shads]> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYCE2rTPUcU
18:37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Oz - Every death from season 1 (Mar 16, 2012) 5:08 - Category: Entertainment - 57,497 views - 82 likes (94.3%), 5 dislikes (5.7%)
18:37:00 <doctor> it lost the plot ever since it became aware of itself
18:37:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
18:38:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0bPrt69rag
18:38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Britney Spears - Sometimes (Oct 24, 2009) 3:52 - Category: Music - 37,239,432 views - 52,640 likes (97.3%), 1,487 dislikes (2.7%)
18:39:00 <Loof> Sup waix
18:39:00 <WaixYourLegs> on hold to iinet
18:39:00 <WaixYourLegs> rnag up asked for my ULL identifier
18:40:00 <WaixYourLegs> they ask what for
18:40:00 <sharky> hello Sexyguy123 :D
18:40:00 <sharky> :P
18:40:00 <WaixYourLegs> i said im leaving iinet coz i got banned from games.on.net for something really stupif
18:40:00 <WaixYourLegs> now they running around
18:40:00 <WaixYourLegs> apparently that wanna keep my $240 a month
18:40:00 <sharky> did you hack
18:40:00 <WaixYourLegs> nope
18:40:00 <sharky> or cheat
18:40:00 <WaixYourLegs> like i said.. something really stupid
18:40:00 <PerthWaTI> you own the line ?
18:40:00 <sharky> such as?
18:40:00 <PerthWaTI> you signed a contract
18:40:00 <sharky> kicking arse?
18:41:00 <WaixYourLegs> there were 4 hackers on, in the middle of a group i was playing with
18:41:00 <sharky> those gamers get shity when you own them
18:41:00 <WaixYourLegs> and i just said right thats it im gonna ban u cunts
18:41:00 <PerthWaTI> WaixYourLegs, good luck
18:41:00 <PerthWaTI> but you signed contract
18:41:00 <WaixYourLegs> and i got perm banned for "posing as an admin"
18:41:00 <sharky> so far... so good
18:41:00 <WaixYourLegs> my contract is 5 years old
18:41:00 <PerthWaTI> fuck off WaixYourLegs fag
18:41:00 <sharky> hahaha
18:41:00 <WaixYourLegs> it means squat
18:41:00 <sharky> PerthWaTI : fuck you
18:41:00 <sharky> im enjoying this
18:42:00 <Loof> Whos this perthwatl homo?
18:42:00 <WaixYourLegs> who cares
18:42:00 <WaixYourLegs> Tenure: 5 years 8 months
18:42:00 <sharky> damn straight, he makes me laugh
18:42:00 <WaixYourLegs> my adsl acocunt
18:42:00 <WaixYourLegs> account*
18:43:00 <sharky> WaixYourLegs : go bigpond
18:43:00 <WaixYourLegs> mmm
18:43:00 <sharky> they dont care if you abuse them
18:43:00 <WaixYourLegs> im on bonded dsl
18:43:00 <sharky> sure they hang up on you
18:43:00 <sharky> when you start to call them faggots or smelly indians
18:43:00 <sharky> but their service is quick
18:43:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
18:44:00 <WaixYourLegs> i need bonded dsl
18:44:00 <sharky> not sure if thats a sex thing
18:44:00 <Loof> What a bonded?
18:44:00 <sharky> or a term for naked adsl
18:44:00 <Loof> Is
18:44:00 <WaixYourLegs> 2 pair of phone line
18:44:00 <WaixYourLegs> instead of 1
18:44:00 <Loof> Ah
18:44:00 <WaixYourLegs> double speed basically
18:45:00 <sharky> why do you need phones? dont you have a mobile?
18:45:00 <WaixYourLegs> what
18:45:00 <couleurs> i'm on fibre sux my dix yo
18:45:00 <WaixYourLegs> its dsl
18:45:00 <WaixYourLegs> not phone
18:45:00 <Loof> I might do that that sounds awesome
18:45:00 <sharky> naked dsl?
18:45:00 <WaixYourLegs> you need a business plan
18:45:00 <WaixYourLegs> and bonded is an extra $99 per month
18:45:00 <Loof> Ah damn
18:45:00 <WaixYourLegs> ontop of the plan
18:45:00 <WaixYourLegs> its naked.. bonded
18:45:00 <sharky> your internet sucks your dick?
18:45:00 <sharky> yeah, i may sign up too
18:46:00 <PerthWaTI> iinet are like the AOL of Australia
18:46:00 <WaixYourLegs> 1.2TB ends up ebing $240 a month
18:46:00 <WaixYourLegs> which is what im on
18:46:00 <PerthWaTI> but iinet is a re-seller
18:46:00 <couleurs> is it actually any faster?
18:46:00 <WaixYourLegs> its double speed
18:46:00 <WaixYourLegs> you are using 2x dslam ports
18:46:00 <PerthWaTI> yeah lets just pay a reseller mate
18:46:00 <PerthWaTI> cause im a noob
18:46:00 <couleurs> real world......
18:46:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol couleurs
18:46:00 <sharky> who is this isp? ashley maddison?
18:46:00 <WaixYourLegs> my adsl sync is about 10mbit
18:46:00 <PerthWaTI> ill take WAIX out
18:46:00 <PerthWaTI> with a hammer
18:46:00 <WaixYourLegs> my bdsl sync speed is 22mbit
18:47:00 <PerthWaTI> ill cut the fucking cable
18:47:00 <sharky> PerthWaTI : faggot
18:47:00 <sharky> use your hand
18:47:00 <WaixYourLegs> with about 5mbit up
18:47:00 <PerthWaTI> k
18:47:00 <sharky> dont be a weak cunt
18:47:00 <couleurs> thank u
18:47:00 <sharky> "oh im gonna bash you with a hammer... im so tough"
18:47:00 <couleurs> i'm waiting for 1gbs!!!!!!!!!!!
18:47:00 <couleurs> i'm gonna download the internet
18:47:00 <sharky> real men use a hand
18:47:00 <PerthWaTI> thats really not what i was trying to explain about iinet
18:48:00 <PerthWaTI> they're a reseller
18:48:00 <sharky> couleurs : cani send you a hdd to fill up with porn?
18:48:00 <PerthWaTI> nub ISP
18:48:00 <sharky> as i mentioned earlier my exertnal hdd died
18:48:00 <sharky> and i lost all my porn
18:48:00 <sharky> :(
18:48:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
18:48:00 <sharky> very sad, i know
18:48:00 <WaixYourLegs> i remember early high school
18:48:00 <PerthWaTI> too bad the AFP didn't get ahold of all that kiddie porn WaixYourLegs has
18:49:00 <WaixYourLegs> mate of mines dad would buy hard drives full of porn
18:49:00 <PerthWaTI> yeah
18:49:00 <PerthWaTI> ya fucken dog
18:49:00 <PerthWaTI> pedo
18:49:00 <couleurs> ok shorky
18:49:00 <sharky> WaixYourLegs : where youd swap 3.5 disks of shitty porn with friends?
18:49:00 <sharky> ahhh.. good times
18:50:00 <WaixYourLegs> hard drive is not a floppy disk u fucking idiot
18:50:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
18:50:00 <sharky> it isnt?
18:50:00 <sharky> tell me more
18:51:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
18:51:00 <sharky> takes a few strokes
18:51:00 <PerthWaTI> nubs
18:51:00 <WaixYourLegs> its ok i thought PerthWaTI typed it
18:51:00 <sharky> but i fit it in the usb port
18:51:00 <sharky> yeah, he does sound like a fuckwit
18:52:00 <sharky> feel free to masturbate over that image
18:52:00 <sharky> no charge.
18:53:00 <simba> what a thirty something year old man saying "be's cool"
18:53:00 <simba> just makes me feel sorry for u
18:54:00 <sharky> thats what offended you?
18:54:00 <sharky> not that im waaring a leather jacket and a blanket?
18:54:00 <sharky> i am rocking it wrll... mind you
18:56:00 <simba> no nobody is offended
18:57:00 <Loof> Guess I better stop saying cool lol
18:57:00 <FBI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSftS2XK_bM
18:57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chopper "The Movie" (Jul 18, 2007) 0 - Category: People and Blogs - 344,049 views - 505 likes (95.6%), 23 dislikes (4.4%)
18:58:00 <couleurs> you can just stop typing all together thank's Loof
18:59:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol theyre getting my id unbanned
18:59:00 <WaixYourLegs> this is fuckin excellent
18:59:00 <PerthWaTI> you dont have a id
18:59:00 <Loof> Cunts
18:59:00 <PerthWaTI> you have a ip
18:59:00 <WaixYourLegs> no
18:59:00 <WaixYourLegs> i have a steam id
18:59:00 <WaixYourLegs> u fucking idiot
18:59:00 <PerthWaTI> then youre a loser
18:59:00 <WaixYourLegs> ...
19:00:00 <Loof> Oh I thiught u said "not"
19:00:00 <PerthWaTI> hahahah how does that concern ya ISP ?
19:00:00 <PerthWaTI> tell me
19:00:00 <WaixYourLegs> iinet owns internode
19:00:00 <WaixYourLegs> games.on.net is internode
19:00:00 <WaixYourLegs> i am banned form internode gaming server
19:00:00 <WaixYourLegs> deputy dickhead.
19:00:00 <FBI> you are banned for a reason you fucking newbie
19:00:00 <WaixYourLegs> no
19:01:00 <Loof> Tried planetside 2
19:01:00 <FBI> ahahahah you got owned you called iinet
19:01:00 <WaixYourLegs> read up FBI
19:01:00 <Loof> Fucking aweaome
19:01:00 <WaixYourLegs> my steam id is 4 digits long
19:01:00 <FBI> read up
19:01:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dont get banned.
19:01:00 <FBI> haha you full of shit
19:01:00 <FBI> to start with
19:01:00 <FBI> you're lying
19:01:00 <georgeandwell> hi
19:01:00 <georgeandwell> n e
19:01:00 <WaixYourLegs> funny how FBI and PerthWaTI cant type at the same time
19:01:00 <FBI> your a fucking liar but even if you did that is funny and a game server LOL
19:01:00 <FBI> give us a day or two will be no more iinet
19:01:00 <FBI> for you
19:01:00 <Loof> Fbi is a bit of a pedo brother touching dad fucker
19:01:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
19:02:00 <FBI> WaixYourLegs, I already got all your details you gave to iinet
19:02:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck up Shane
19:02:00 <FBI> im going to kill you and terminate your iinet account
19:02:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh totes bro
19:02:00 <PerthWaTI> good luck with the rest of your small life couple of days
19:02:00 <WaixYourLegs> go play with some pascall u drug fucked cunt
19:03:00 <WaixYourLegs> have u wirrten a mirc script that tells u how fucking retarded you are?
19:03:00 <Loof> He gives drugs abad name
19:03:00 <PerthWaTI> enjoy
19:03:00 <PerthWaTI> WaixYourLegs, i wrote one that can hack iinet accounts
19:03:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
19:03:00 <PerthWaTI> lol
19:04:00 <WaixYourLegs> you could just do a dns whois on my mirc nickname.. but hey
19:04:00 <WaixYourLegs> u wanna write a script for it.. whatever
19:04:00 <WaixYourLegs> fkn retard
19:04:00 <PerthWaTI> iinet staff dont really give a shit about their custommers
19:04:00 <BlackDevil> you cant DNS ips on austnet
19:04:00 <WaixYourLegs> my NICKNAME
19:04:00 <WaixYourLegs> FFS
19:05:00 <WaixYourLegs> DNS WHOIS www.waixyourlegs.com
19:05:00 <PerthWaTI> you'd be suprised what an iinet employee would tell you about someones account
19:05:00 <BlackDevil> no
19:05:00 <WaixYourLegs> herpnderp
19:06:00 <[shads]> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYCE2rTPUcU
19:06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Oz - Every death from season 1 (Mar 16, 2012) 5:08 - Category: Entertainment - 57,507 views - 82 likes (94.3%), 5 dislikes (5.7%)
19:07:00 <BlackDevil> dont touch me
19:08:00 <PerthWaTI> yeh dont touch him
19:08:00 <PerthWaTI> lamer
19:08:00 <Loof> U can always tell an idiot by their "bash ya irl" or their "hack ya!"
19:08:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmao
19:09:00 <PerthWaTI> lmaoiinetpoof
19:09:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDq35NB9TFY
19:09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chopper Shoots Neville Bartos - Chopper movie (2000) Full Scene (May 10, 2010) 7:07 - Category: Entertainment - 32,538 views - 64 likes (97%), 2 dislikes (3%)
19:11:00 <johninja> has the abuse started yet?
19:11:00 <johninja> or need a couple more drinks
19:11:00 <doctor> couple more
19:11:00 <johninja> ahh yep, not quite there yet i can see
19:12:00 <johninja> only at the 'poof' stage
19:12:00 <doctor> loosening of moral standards, not quite yet in oblivion
19:13:00 <[shads]> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYCE2rTPUcU
19:13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Oz - Every death from season 1 (Mar 16, 2012) 5:08 - Category: Entertainment - 57,507 views - 82 likes (94.3%), 5 dislikes (5.7%)
19:13:00 <johninja> lol she called the cops because there was a bat in her house
19:13:00 <johninja> i didn't even know you could do that
19:14:00 <doctor> who?
19:14:00 <johninja> watching cops
19:14:00 <johninja> oh wow there was a shitload of them in the chimney
19:14:00 <doctor> Oh, silly broad. nature must be terrifying for her
19:14:00 <doctor> i knew this girl who hated anything to do with nature. so she just lived in a concrete house with a brick backyard
19:15:00 <johninja> lol
19:15:00 <faux> WHY YOU SO SWEATY
19:15:00 <faux> i was watching cops
19:15:00 <georgeandwell> cops used to be good
19:15:00 <georgeandwell> first series
19:15:00 <johninja> its still OK
19:15:00 <doctor> nah it wasnt
19:15:00 <sharky> he was masturbating
19:15:00 <faux> [19:14] <doctor> i knew this girl who hated anything to do with nature. so she just lived in a concrete house with a brick backyard
19:15:00 <faux> lol
19:15:00 <johninja> they have a few different specials
19:15:00 <faux> my friend has poured concrete over her grass and painted it green
19:15:00 <faux> LOL
19:16:00 <johninja> lmao
19:16:00 <sharky> is this like an oxygen bar?
19:16:00 <doctor> yeah she has a husband too. poor bloke
19:16:00 <sharky> cause, theyre so gay
19:16:00 <doctor> i don't understand that
19:16:00 <faux> not that she hates nature, she just hates maintenance
19:16:00 <sharky> you can get air for free
19:16:00 <sharky> by, breathing it
19:16:00 <faux> she actually loves nature/buddha all that jazz, shes really spiritual
19:16:00 <sharky> *demonstraighs*
19:16:00 <sharky> in... out....
19:16:00 <faux> hows your voice sharky
19:16:00 <doctor> i don't care much for maintenace either so i normally let things grow wild
19:16:00 <johninja> my friend sold me a caravan with astroturf in, not a bad idea i guess, can just roll it out and you don't need to stand on dust etc, looks a bit like an instant lawn
19:16:00 <sharky> not speaking
19:16:00 <sharky> :)
19:16:00 <faux> good
19:16:00 <sharky> so not sure
19:16:00 <faux> rest it
19:17:00 <doctor> it's a nice feeling that theres a jungle near by
19:17:00 <sharky> pretty sure its awesome like the rest of me
19:17:00 <sharky> but you know
19:17:00 <sharky> :P
19:17:00 <faux> and garlge with warm salt water AND drink warm tea w/ honey
19:17:00 <doctor> i even water the over grown weeds and they become monstrous
19:17:00 <simba> <sharky> *demonstraighs*
19:17:00 <faux> lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
19:17:00 <johninja> lol gargle some cum
19:17:00 <faux> ew
19:17:00 <faux> instant lawn is kewL
19:17:00 <faux> like the mini golf
19:17:00 <faux> ground.
19:18:00 <johninja> yeah
19:18:00 <georgeandwell> actually yeah cops is pretty crap
19:18:00 <sharky> johninja : send sme over, stat !
19:18:00 <johninja> :p
19:18:00 <sharky> P
19:18:00 <faux> queers
19:18:00 <sharky> what?
19:18:00 <sharky> its medicinal
19:18:00 <doctor> if you hate minorities in poverty cops is great
19:18:00 <johninja> just 2 mates helping each other out
19:18:00 <johninja> no homo
19:18:00 <faux> LOL
19:18:00 <faux> medicinal cum
19:18:00 <faux> filth
19:18:00 <georgeandwell> that was what i was alluding to
19:19:00 <sharky> faux : its like marijuanan
19:19:00 <georgeandwell> they should make a white collar version of cops
19:19:00 <johninja> i dunno man, i like cops, some of them are idiots
19:19:00 <sharky> they have white cops
19:19:00 <sharky> theyre just, dumb
19:19:00 <Loof> Yeah cops is a good show
19:19:00 <johninja> this mexican guy was walking along with a knife the other day and they kept telling him to put it down but instead he too a slash at them
19:19:00 <sharky> you get the odd few that go on to be lawyers
19:19:00 <johninja> got shot in the stomach
19:19:00 <johninja> fair call
19:20:00 <PerthWaTI> http://oi39.tinypic.com/2z750tw.jpg
19:20:00 <sharky> but most just enjoy being cunts
19:20:00 <doctor> busting wallstreet criminals on the streets
19:20:00 <Loof> Firsttime I ever saw a guy die was on cops
19:20:00 <sharky> fucking mexicans
19:20:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol loof did u see the sick chaturbate video
19:20:00 <WaixYourLegs> i mean
19:20:00 <WaixYourLegs> chatrouleete
19:20:00 <WaixYourLegs> roulette
19:20:00 <sharky> probaly had some coke on him him
19:20:00 <PerthWaTI> go on chat roullete now
19:20:00 <sharky> hence they shot him
19:20:00 <PerthWaTI> ill go on
19:20:00 <sharky> :P
19:20:00 <Loof> Nah
19:20:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6DmHGYy_xk
19:20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball (Chatroulette Version) (Nov 26, 2013) 2:45 - Category: Comedy - 25,864,596 views - 340,896 likes (97.6%), 8,263 dislikes (2.4%)
19:20:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck its hilarious
19:20:00 <sharky> PerthWaTI : I keep getting disconnected
19:21:00 <sharky> start your convo with your dick out
19:21:00 <PerthWaTI> go on http://chatroulette.com/ NOW PZ IS ON!
19:21:00 <sharky> and apparently people are like "oh no"
19:21:00 <johninja> lol yeah they kicked me off that sight too
19:21:00 <johninja> fgts
19:21:00 <sharky> why, is he hot?
19:21:00 <sharky> yeah, theyre faggots
19:21:00 <Solomon> hmm
19:21:00 <johninja> oooh undercover drug busts
19:21:00 <Solomon> how to be an ircop?
19:22:00 <johninja> this is educational
19:22:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.paltalk.com/
19:22:00 <johninja> lol paltalk
19:22:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDq35NB9TFY
19:22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chopper Shoots Neville Bartos - Chopper movie (2000) Full Scene (May 10, 2010) 7:07 - Category: Entertainment - 32,540 views - 64 likes (97%), 2 dislikes (3%)
19:22:00 <Loof> Beagle
19:22:00 <johninja> keeping idiots off irc since 2006
19:22:00 <johninja> i like it
19:22:00 <Solomon> wow
19:25:00 <johninja> i don't think he likes us :(
19:25:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUSZWwnoVj0
19:25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Underworld - King of Snake (Jul 31, 2006) 3:53 - Category: Music - 246,573 views - 387 likes (92.6%), 31 dislikes (7.4%)
19:27:00 <PerthWaTI> on paltalk now
19:27:00 <PerthWaTI> nick name is PerpWaTI
19:27:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/27295_1385693203805_2482672_n.jpg?lvh=1
19:27:00 <faux> ....
19:28:00 <johninja> lol perp
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19:28:00 <faux> her nose looks like a dick
19:28:00 <johninja> hmm
19:28:00 <faux> o|o
19:28:00 <Skrotus> maybe it is
19:28:00 <faux> more so here https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/22136_1316226747187_5805431_n.jpg?lvh=1
19:28:00 <faux> rofl.
19:28:00 <johninja> bit like a bird
19:28:00 <faux> dicknose.
19:29:00 <faux> erkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkhhh https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/3243_1155072878441_3540804_n.jpg
19:29:00 <faux> yuck
19:29:00 <johninja> lol
19:29:00 <sharky> you guys have some weird birds
19:29:00 <Loof> What u think of this design waix: http://pjg.mobi/emiliecooks/
19:29:00 <sharky> we just have magpies
19:29:00 <johninja> is it ok if i think she is cute?
19:29:00 <sharky> and you just need to wear a hat
19:29:00 <couleurs> beautiful :-)
19:29:00 <sharky> not, expect to be raped.
19:29:00 <johninja> doesn't have much boobs tho
19:30:00 <faux> you have terrible taste!
19:30:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/376_1056724779800_3755_n.jpg
19:30:00 <sharky> very few magpies have boobs... theyre not into breast feeding
19:30:00 <sharky> :P
19:30:00 <johninja> lol
19:30:00 <faux> she looks like one of those girls that say babe excessively
19:30:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/376_1058100374189_8101_n.jpg
19:30:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooo
19:30:00 <Loof> Id do her
19:30:00 <faux> baaaaabe dew yew smell dat, srzly wot iz it farkn hell
19:30:00 <johninja> better than "you fucking asshole!!"
19:30:00 <sharky> have to say, was really sweet of someone to knock on my door and slide some panadol under
19:31:00 <johninja> i don't mind a big nose
19:31:00 <faux> rofl
19:31:00 <faux> jewlover
19:31:00 <johninja> lol
19:31:00 <johninja> hey..they have monies
19:31:00 <sharky> johninja : You like my nose?
19:31:00 <johninja> i don't not like it
19:31:00 <sharky> lol
19:31:00 <johninja> can't say i really looked at you in that way
19:31:00 <faux> now this is cute
19:31:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/2482_1111708914369_1228921_n.jpg
19:31:00 <faux> teh dog
19:31:00 <faux> not her.
19:32:00 <sharky> LOOK AT IT CUNT
19:32:00 <johninja> she reminds me of this chick i had a crush on once
19:32:00 <faux> she spelt outweighs as 'out ways'
19:32:00 <johninja> i think thats what it is
19:32:00 <faux> i hate her
19:32:00 <Skrotus> that's a bit harsh
19:32:00 <faux> lololololo sharky
19:32:00 <sharky> johninja : 2 minutes...
19:32:00 <Serenity> jeepers
19:32:00 <sharky> hang
19:32:00 <sharky> :P
19:32:00 <georgeandwell> just ate dinner
19:33:00 <sharky> BAM
19:33:00 <sharky> sunnies
19:33:00 <sharky> duckface
19:33:00 <WaixYourLegs> i cant believe this
19:33:00 <johninja> congrats georgeandwell
19:33:00 <WaixYourLegs> i have a fitght with my father in law about what an acronym is
19:33:00 <WaixYourLegs> and then i put up a facebook update
19:33:00 <sharky> sucked in my tummy and wore a nice bra
19:33:00 <sharky> to push my tits up
19:34:00 <WaixYourLegs> saying the world has gone to pot when you have to explain that USA is not an acronym
19:34:00 <sharky> :D
19:34:00 <WaixYourLegs> and lo and behold
19:34:00 <johninja> keep the storys coming
19:34:00 <WaixYourLegs> first reply
19:34:00 <Serenity> An acronym is an abbreviation formed from the initial components in a phrase or a word.
19:34:00 <WaixYourLegs> " pretty sure it is
19:34:00 <johninja> this is a thriller
19:34:00 <Serenity> whats hard about that
19:34:00 <WaixYourLegs> no its not
19:34:00 <WaixYourLegs> its a word
19:34:00 <WaixYourLegs> it HAS to be w rod
19:34:00 <WaixYourLegs> but yeh
19:34:00 <WaixYourLegs> word*
19:34:00 <Serenity> yes the dictionary is wrong
19:34:00 <sharky> whoa...
19:34:00 <Serenity> and waix is right
19:34:00 <Serenity> lol
19:34:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL read the dictionary meaning
19:34:00 <sharky> i thought we were talking about me
19:34:00 <sharky> and my selfies
19:34:00 <Serenity> i just typed it out to you moron
19:35:00 <sharky> what the fuck happened? I just wanted to dim the lights so i wouldnt look fat
19:35:00 <WaixYourLegs> a word formed from the initial letters or groups of letters of words in a set phrase or series of words and pronounced as a separate word,
19:35:00 <Serenity> which also happens to be the first part in 3 other websites
19:35:00 <sharky> and suddently the entire convo changes
19:35:00 <WaixYourLegs> PRONOUNCED AS A SEPERATE WORD
19:35:00 <WaixYourLegs> NASA is an acronym
19:35:00 <WaixYourLegs> USA is not
19:35:00 <Serenity> you're a bit stupid lol
19:35:00 <Skrotus> sure it is
19:35:00 <johninja> i'm not buying it
19:35:00 <sharky> thought it was.. United States of America
19:35:00 <Skrotus> I pronounce it yousa
19:35:00 <WaixYourLegs> its an abbreviation
19:36:00 <sharky> know theres no o in it
19:36:00 <WaixYourLegs> not an acronym
19:36:00 <johninja> gtfo
19:36:00 <sharky> hahah Skrotus..... fucking arab
19:36:00 <WaixYourLegs> Dr, USA, ETC
19:36:00 <WaixYourLegs> theyre abbreviations
19:36:00 <WaixYourLegs> not acronyms
19:36:00 <sharky> "1 ticket to yousa please"
19:36:00 <Serenity> ab·bre·vi·a·tion
19:36:00 <Serenity> əˌbrēvēˈāSHən/
19:36:00 <Serenity> noun
19:36:00 <Serenity> noun: abbreviation; plural noun: abbreviations; noun: abbr.
19:36:00 <Serenity> 1.
19:36:00 <Serenity> a shortened form of a word or phrase.
19:36:00 <Serenity> synonyms: shortened form, short form, contraction, acronym, initialism, symbol, diminutive; More
19:36:00 <Serenity> woah
19:36:00 <sharky> "just 1 way is fine"
19:36:00 <WaixYourLegs> abbreviation. not an acronym.
19:36:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDHJu62X7ww
19:36:00 <sharky> "heheheh"
19:36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: inxs - suicide blonde (1990) (Apr 14, 2011) 3:51 - Category: Music - 361,004 views - 1,200 likes (97.6%), 30 dislikes (2.4%)
19:36:00 <faux> .............................................................................. Serenity
19:36:00 <faux> http://www.mamamia.com.au/rogue/woman-knitting-from-vagina/
19:36:00 <WaixYourLegs> so like i said.. the human race has gone to pot
19:37:00 <johninja> lol
19:37:00 <sharky> BlackDevil : youre really into your inxs arent you?
19:37:00 <Loof> Mmm pot
19:37:00 <johninja> we spent half the day talking about that already
19:37:00 <sharky> thats like the 20th song youve played today by them
19:37:00 <Serenity> sharky you know hes not posting songs right
19:37:00 <sharky> yeah just listening to shit music
19:38:00 <Serenity> no
19:38:00 <faux> she said vulva far too many times for my liking
19:38:00 <Serenity> lol
19:38:00 <Serenity> its not
19:38:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
19:38:00 <faux> also........................ she still does it when shes menstruating
19:38:00 <faux> what.
19:38:00 <WaixYourLegs> apparentrly Serenity thinks the dictionary is wikipedia
19:38:00 <faux> period wool.
19:38:00 <johninja> liberal hippy chicks gone wild
19:38:00 <WaixYourLegs> fkn dumass
19:38:00 <johninja> yeah lol
19:38:00 <WaixYourLegs> she pasted the wikipedia meaning for acornym
19:38:00 <Serenity> no waix i said i typed it from a dictionary and its also the first sentence from 3 other websites
19:38:00 <faux> 'fkn dumass'
19:38:00 <WaixYourLegs> fucking rofl
19:38:00 <Serenity> dont try and be a dumb cunt
19:38:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah u got it from wiki
19:38:00 <Serenity> i didnt
19:39:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL @ WAIX
19:39:00 <johninja> can't accept he is wrong so attacks wikpedia
19:39:00 <Serenity> you stupid fuck you just proved yourself wrong with your own definition you idiot
19:39:00 <johninja> nice
19:39:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
19:39:00 <Skrotus> I like liberal hippy chicks
19:39:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
19:39:00 <ShadowLurker> cant accept hes always wrong
19:39:00 <WaixYourLegs> a word formed from the initial letters or groups of letters of words in a set phrase or series of words and pronounced as a separate word,
19:39:00 <Serenity> your lack of understanding is what the issue is here
19:39:00 <WaixYourLegs> is the dictionary meaning
19:39:00 <georgeandwell> like coalition libral?
19:39:00 <WaixYourLegs> PRONOUNCED AS A SEPERATE WORD
19:39:00 <Serenity> no thats your meaning lol
19:39:00 <WaixYourLegs> no its websters meaning
19:39:00 <WaixYourLegs> you fkn woman
19:39:00 <johninja> would you like a nice jumper knitted out of ones vagina and menstrual blood though Skrotus?
19:39:00 <ShadowLurker> :o
19:39:00 <Skrotus> yes please
19:39:00 <Serenity> oh no im a WOMAN god help us all
19:39:00 <johninja> i mean you just know you would have to wear it or she would get mad
19:39:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
19:40:00 <Serenity> you're imbecilic fucking twat
19:40:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck it
19:40:00 <ShadowLurker> what a pig
19:40:00 <Maurice> Lol acornym
19:40:00 <georgeandwell> hi
19:40:00 <WaixYourLegs> lovely ignore list
19:40:00 <sharky> i like to put my words together
19:40:00 <WaixYourLegs> *pats*
19:40:00 <sharky> and use my hands to get my point across
19:40:00 <ShadowLurker> ignore is for the weak
19:40:00 <sharky> (italian)
19:40:00 <Serenity> LOL
19:40:00 <Serenity> he ignored me
19:40:00 <sharky> :)
19:40:00 <Serenity> i wont!
19:40:00 <Serenity> er
19:40:00 <Serenity> won!
19:40:00 <johninja> lol can't accept he is wrong so attacks wikipedia and then ignores everyone
19:40:00 <Serenity> hahahahah
19:40:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh Serenity just won
19:40:00 <Serenity> :( johninja
19:41:00 <WaixYourLegs> johninja.. USA is not an acronym
19:41:00 <sharky> he attacked wikipeadia?
19:41:00 <sharky> lol
19:41:00 <johninja> how dare he
19:41:00 <Serenity> too bad i never once went to wiki
19:41:00 <sharky> sorry i was beating off
19:41:00 <Serenity> rofl
19:41:00 <sharky> debbie does dallas just finally finished downloading
19:41:00 <sharky> and im 1 step in replacing my porn collection
19:41:00 <sharky> closer*
19:42:00 <georgeandwell> what does wiki mean
19:42:00 <Loof> ?
19:42:00 <Loof> .
19:42:00 <Serenity> http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/USA
19:42:00 <sharky> i know what winkey means
19:42:00 <Serenity> *shrug*
19:42:00 <Alleenkatze> *shrugs*
19:42:00 <sharky> prefer my pussy fat
19:42:00 <georgeandwell> best porn is oculus rift + 3d porn movies download free
19:42:00 <sharky> :P
19:42:00 <WaixYourLegs> isnt wiki like greek for dictionary or some shit
19:42:00 <WaixYourLegs> or latin
19:43:00 <sharky> wikipedia it
19:43:00 <sharky> :P
19:43:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
19:43:00 <DemonsRun> Alleenkatze
19:43:00 <johninja> an abreviation would be like Unistamerica
19:43:00 <Alleenkatze> DemonsRun
19:43:00 <DemonsRun> noone invited you here :P
19:43:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
19:43:00 <Alleenkatze> DemonsRun, Noone invited you here either! :(
19:43:00 <WaixYourLegs> an abbreviation is anything that makes a word smaller
19:43:00 <sharky> johninja : i dont like the sound of that
19:43:00 <DemonsRun> yes they did, you.
19:43:00 <WaixYourLegs> an acronym is an abbrevation that is spoken as a word
19:43:00 <WaixYourLegs> like.. NASA
19:43:00 <Alleenkatze> johninja, oh no, not this guy again.
19:43:00 <WaixYourLegs> is an abbreviation
19:44:00 <WaixYourLegs> AND an acronym
19:44:00 <Serenity> wait does waix think united states of america is one word
19:44:00 <sharky> like, HOMO?
19:44:00 <Serenity> lol
19:44:00 <WaixYourLegs> Yep
19:44:00 <sharky> for homosexual?
19:44:00 <georgeandwell> like LAKSA
19:44:00 <Loof> Oosa
19:44:00 <sharky> for, alaska?
19:44:00 <Loof> ?
19:44:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh thats an abbreviation
19:44:00 <johninja> hey Alleenkatze :D
19:44:00 <sharky> you cant say an a?
19:44:00 <Alleenkatze> How are ya champ?
19:44:00 <johninja> 'Merica
19:44:00 <georgeandwell> thats a noun
19:44:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl is an acronym.. coz u say roffle
19:44:00 <johninja> not bad man, hoping it fucking rains
19:44:00 <WaixYourLegs> and is also an abbreviation
19:44:00 <ooomp> Can you grammar Nazis just shut up
19:44:00 <Alleenkatze> It's been raining in Melbourne :(
19:45:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me
19:45:00 <johninja> having a beer in anticipation
19:45:00 <Alleenkatze> I prefer the rain in QLD, it's nice
19:45:00 <sharky> i dont and have never ever, said foffle
19:45:00 <johninja> yeah true
19:45:00 <sharky> roffle*
19:45:00 <Serenity> this is hilarious
19:45:00 <johninja> QLD rain is special
19:45:00 <WaixYourLegs> rofl
19:45:00 <Alleenkatze> When it's nice and hot
19:45:00 <Alleenkatze> And then you get the rain cutting through the heat
19:45:00 <sharky> thats a waffle
19:45:00 <Alleenkatze> Blagh, love it
19:45:00 <Loof> Shutup looomp of shit
19:45:00 <johninja> relax lady
19:46:00 <PandasDontDrive> im a lady hand me a beer
19:46:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
19:46:00 <johninja> go knit something out of your vagina
19:46:00 <Alleenkatze> Beef curtains?
19:46:00 <sharky> lmao
19:46:00 <johninja> cute
19:46:00 <sharky> because she has cobwebs in un unfucked vagina? yes?
19:46:00 <sharky> did i get it?
19:46:00 <johninja> lol
19:46:00 <johninja> she does seem virginal
19:47:00 <sharky> unfuckable
19:47:00 <sharky> but, whatever you want to use is fine by me
19:47:00 <johninja> oh no quite cute, just a terrible personality
19:47:00 <WaixYourLegs> probably the one thing i hate about wikipedia
19:47:00 <sharky> Serenity : direct it at ooomp
19:47:00 <georgeandwell> hey google is down
19:47:00 <WaixYourLegs> its full of information that people THINK is right
19:47:00 <WaixYourLegs> without any credible backup
19:47:00 <sharky> you may need a good aim
19:47:00 <sharky> and a few sausages
19:47:00 <johninja> like the dictionary?
19:48:00 <johninja> and the encyclopedia?
19:48:00 <Alleenkatze> Fennec_Fox, A/S/L
19:48:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh exactly
19:48:00 <georgeandwell> isnt wiki always right?
19:48:00 <johninja> i mean..if wikipedia is wrong then so are they
19:48:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
19:48:00 <sharky> and the clomidia?
19:48:00 <johninja> what magically makes them better?
19:48:00 <Skrotus> lol
19:48:00 <DemonsRun> LOL dickhead
19:48:00 <johninja> both written by some dude
19:48:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
19:48:00 <WaixYourLegs> some dude
19:48:00 <johninja> well it wasn't god
19:49:00 <WaixYourLegs> hahaha
19:49:00 <sharky> fuck off stebie... i want to know her ASL
19:49:00 <johninja> not liek the ten commandments or something
19:49:00 <sharky> :P
19:49:00 <WaixYourLegs> ten commandments written by the romans
19:49:00 <johninja> loooolll
19:49:00 <couleurs> i'm never rong
19:49:00 <johninja> yes because moses was a roman
19:49:00 <sharky> i didnt care.. but he asked twice
19:49:00 <sharky> and she didnt say anything
19:49:00 <WaixYourLegs> the entire new testament was written by romans
19:49:00 <sharky> "she"
19:49:00 <johninja> that totally didn't happen like 1000+ years after
19:49:00 <sharky> so now im curious
19:49:00 <WaixYourLegs> wow
19:50:00 <WaixYourLegs> ylol
19:50:00 <georgeandwell> if i want to check my facts, i just ask rupert murdoch publications
19:50:00 <WaixYourLegs> i havent read the bible.. im athiest enough as it is
19:50:00 <johninja> yes jerusalem is a myth, it doesn't exist
19:50:00 <johninja> no jews ever lived there
19:50:00 <sharky> georgeandwell : i prefer to ask people on the net
19:50:00 <johninja> i like your arguement
19:50:00 <sharky> especially around 2am
19:50:00 <sharky> when theyre not distracted by porn ads or phonesex advertising
19:50:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.prweb.com/releases/2013/10/prweb11201273.htm
19:50:00 <WaixYourLegs> See
19:50:00 <georgeandwell> do u guys know who invented the encyclopedia?
19:50:00 <WaixYourLegs> wreitten by the romans
19:50:00 <johninja> ooh a random webpage
19:51:00 <johninja> myst be more authoritive than wikipedia
19:51:00 <WaixYourLegs> it was a huge symposium
19:51:00 <WaixYourLegs> in englnad in october
19:51:00 <WaixYourLegs> about how the NT was written by romans
19:51:00 <johninja> yeah the ten comandments were from the OT
19:51:00 <WaixYourLegs> i know that
19:51:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
19:51:00 <sharky> georgeandwell : yeah some chap named britannica i think
19:51:00 <georgeandwell> the people on the net are the same ppl on the wikipedia
19:51:00 <WaixYourLegs> i just blame the romans
19:52:00 <WaixYourLegs> theyre all gobshites
19:52:00 <sharky> dont think his first name was encyclopedia though
19:52:00 <johninja> the romans persecuted christains until constantine
19:52:00 <johninja> so yeah...
19:52:00 <johninja> there's that
19:52:00 <sharky> fuck the christians...
19:52:00 <georgeandwell> windows NT?
19:52:00 <georgeandwell> written by romans?
19:52:00 <georgeandwell> wtf?
19:52:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck religion
19:52:00 <WaixYourLegs> new testament u gobshite
19:52:00 <sharky> they dont like when naked men wrestle naked men to the death
19:52:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
19:52:00 <sharky> unless one of them is a priest
19:53:00 <WaixYourLegs> wel hey
19:53:00 <sharky> and wrestle means fuck. and young boy
19:53:00 <WaixYourLegs> the age of consent at vatican city is 12..
19:53:00 <johninja> i don't argue that our version of the new testemant is a piece of shit
19:53:00 <sharky> WaixYourLegs : isnt that where the pope lives?
19:53:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
19:53:00 <sharky> funny how that is.
19:53:00 <johninja> it has been modified and mistranslated many many times
19:53:00 <WaixYourLegs> well theyve just raised it to 18 ive just seen
19:53:00 <georgeandwell> britanica books were the biggest scam
19:53:00 <WaixYourLegs> after QI broughti t up
19:53:00 <sharky> was just laughing at how that italian pervert who had "banga banga parties"
19:53:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/vatican-city-raises-age-consent-12-18-following-scandals120713
19:54:00 <sharky> passed laws to basically not let him go to jail
19:54:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
19:54:00 <sharky> for fuccking 16 years olds
19:54:00 <georgeandwell> but good business model
19:54:00 <sharky> that is just..
19:54:00 <sharky> wow
19:54:00 <sharky> impressive as
19:54:00 <georgeandwell> u guys sound like jew scholars
19:54:00 <johninja> the age of consent is 16 in QLD unless its anal and then its 18
19:54:00 <johninja> bit homophobic but meh
19:55:00 <sharky> "hello i am your leader... i want to fuck your daughters.. so here is a new law... that allows me not to go to jail "
19:55:00 <georgeandwell> homosexual still illegal?
19:55:00 <johninja> nah just have to wait 2 more years until you can be gay
19:55:00 <sharky> even Kim jung didnt have that ordasity
19:55:00 <sharky> or brains
19:55:00 <sharky> but,,,, yeah hes korean
19:55:00 <Doodle> ORDASITY
19:55:00 <sharky> who wants to fuck a korean?
19:55:00 <sharky> perhaps the dude that did gangham style
19:55:00 <Doodle> other koreans
19:56:00 <johninja> i am going to be nice to koreans now
19:56:00 <sharky> but, other than that, none
19:56:00 <johninja> one of them was brutally murdered in whickham terrace by some fuckwit the other day
19:56:00 <WaixYourLegs> gangham.. rofl
19:56:00 <PerthWaTI> anyone want to chat on paltalk my username is hackerlol
19:56:00 <WaixYourLegs> 30 000 pigs ganging up on a wolf
19:56:00 <sharky> PerthWaTI : I prefer chatroulette
19:57:00 <johninja> you like looking at mens dicks in other words
19:57:00 <stompin> tits
19:57:00 <stompin> dick
19:57:00 <stompin> vagina
19:57:00 <sharky> personally if youre not naked at the computer with your webcam pointed at your junk
19:57:00 <sharky> youre hiding something
19:57:00 <sharky> !
19:57:00 <simba> <sharky> gangham style
19:58:00 <sharky> woop... woop
19:58:00 <sharky> *pretends to "ride' a horse? live next to a racetrack
19:59:00 <sharky> and thats not the way to get horses to run faster
19:59:00 <sharky> steroids yes but shitty dances no
19:59:00 <johninja> A YEMENI wedding celebration ended in tragedy when a man accidentally shot three people dead with an AK-47 while dancing to 'Gangnam Style'.
19:59:00 <WaixYourLegs> man
20:00:00 <WaixYourLegs> id love to the shitter if brian griffin was only dead for 1 episode
20:00:00 <johninja> http://www.news.com.au/world/wedding-guest-shoots-three-dead-while-dancing-to-gangnam-style-in-yemen/story-fndir2ev-1226767432878
20:00:00 <WaixYourLegs> laugh*
20:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> srs johninja
20:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> what idiots
20:00:00 <WaixYourLegs> yemen.. nice place.. lol
20:00:00 <PerthWaTI> come on talkshoe
20:00:00 <PerthWaTI> i mean
20:00:00 <PerthWaTI> paltalk
20:00:00 <WaixYourLegs> how about that australian.. and then norwegian woman in dubai
20:00:00 <WaixYourLegs> they were raped
20:00:00 <johninja> lol they are terrible dancers
20:00:00 <WaixYourLegs> and then arrested
20:00:00 <johninja> even worse than white people
20:00:00 <WaixYourLegs> for having sex outside of marriage
20:00:00 <sharky> WaixYourLegs : wtf
20:00:00 <sharky> brians dead?
20:01:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
20:01:00 <sharky> fuc
20:02:00 <sharky> i was trying to decide on dinner
20:02:00 <sharky> now... brians dead?
20:02:00 <johninja> say it aint so
20:02:00 <sharky> i dont know if i can eat now
20:02:00 <johninja> have some popcorn chicken
20:02:00 <georgeandwell> hey sexy layd
20:02:00 <johninja> always helps
20:02:00 <sharky> no kfc here
20:02:00 <johninja> D00M3D
20:02:00 <sharky> and... im being compt at the hilton
20:02:00 <sharky> so free room service
20:03:00 <johninja> are you under house arrest?
20:03:00 <sharky> i ordered 3 30 dollar hamburgers
20:03:00 <johninja> sharky=Julian Assange
20:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> these ppl need to fight their wars online
20:03:00 <sharky> and didnt eat any of them
20:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> XD
20:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> fps wars
20:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb lewf
20:03:00 <Loof> thanks man
20:03:00 <Loof> planetside 2 is sooo good
20:03:00 <sharky> johninja : yes.. and Paris wants my cock
20:03:00 <sharky> havent seen her yet
20:03:00 <johninja> she wants everyone cock though :/
20:04:00 <sharky> beggers cant be choosers
20:04:00 <johninja> beggers can get STDs though
20:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> Paris?
20:04:00 <sharky> pretty sure has a range of them
20:04:00 <johninja> yeah its like an unlucky dip
20:04:00 <sharky> i told you guys how they were like "you need to put a shirt on in the lobby"? right?
20:05:00 <johninja> yeah
20:05:00 <johninja> thats understandle
20:05:00 <sharky> yeah
20:05:00 <sharky> sweet
20:05:00 <sharky> oh
20:05:00 <sharky> no i pulled my phone out
20:05:00 <sharky> and if shes sucking cock
20:05:00 <sharky> i think i can walk in without a shirt
20:05:00 <johninja> its policy man
20:06:00 <sharky> that she needs to suck me off?
20:06:00 <johninja> i mean if they let you wear no shirt soon there will be fat dudes in dick togs everywhere
20:06:00 <johninja> they magically appear
20:06:00 <sharky> hahahahaha
20:06:00 <sharky> thats me
20:06:00 <sharky> :D
20:06:00 <johninja> wb Caterpillar
20:06:00 <Caterpillar> thanks
20:06:00 <sharky> how can you get a proper tan if youre wearing ... boardshorts?
20:06:00 <johninja> operation repo is a terrible tv show
20:07:00 <johninja> tans are for homosexuals
20:07:00 <sharky> hahahah i like how Matt and the mexican guy always get into fights
20:07:00 <johninja> lol yeah
20:07:00 <johninja> its all staged man
20:07:00 <sharky> No way !
20:07:00 <johninja> how fucking ugly is that chick
20:07:00 <johninja> she would be the ugliest woman on tv after rosie oddonell and julia bishop
20:07:00 <sharky> which one? the blonde one, the dark haired one, or the company owner (who is a dude, but is a bitch)
20:08:00 <johninja> the blonde fat one with small boobs
20:08:00 <sharky> i like how everyone abuses her
20:08:00 <sharky> for being fat, ugly, tatted..
20:08:00 <sharky> and just generally a total cunt
20:08:00 <johninja> i think fat is an understatement there
20:08:00 <johninja> obese perhaps
20:08:00 <johninja> she would make a rino look small
20:08:00 <mr_ducati> whats wrong with tans?
20:08:00 <sharky> lol... i enjoy watching her refuse to get out of the car to walk 10m
20:09:00 <johninja> lol
20:09:00 <johninja> tans are ok on women and gay men i guess
20:09:00 <sharky> "is that the car? looks like it...
20:09:00 <mr_ducati> no
20:09:00 <mr_ducati> tans are good all round
20:09:00 <sharky> "you get out and confirm it
20:09:00 <sharky> mr_ducati : damn right ;)
20:09:00 <johninja> only tan that is permisable on a straight guy is a tan from having your arm out the window driving
20:09:00 <johninja> you both watch jersey shore, nuff said
20:09:00 <mr_ducati> says you
20:10:00 <mr_ducati> you have no idea
20:10:00 <sharky> jersey hwo?
20:10:00 <johninja> no that is you
20:10:00 <sharky> :P~~~~~~~~~~~~
20:10:00 <mr_ducati> youre just a mirc nerd
20:10:00 <johninja> haha
20:10:00 <johninja> yes a mirc nerd
20:10:00 <mr_ducati> and a total wanker
20:10:00 <johninja> thats all i am
20:10:00 <mr_ducati> yes you are.
20:10:00 <johninja> dude nothing is wrong with masterbation
20:10:00 <johninja> don't bring that into it
20:10:00 <sharky> johninja : Seriously you give me shit for watching jersey shore when you know i watch gordie shore?
20:10:00 <sharky> i mean..
20:10:00 <sharky> seriously
20:10:00 <johninja> lol
20:11:00 <PandasDontDrive> both shores suck
20:11:00 <sharky> pick your fights man
20:11:00 <sharky> :P
20:11:00 <johninja> hey i was drawing a line
20:11:00 <johninja> its not confirmed if mr_ducati watches jersey shore
20:11:00 <johninja> oops
20:11:00 <johninja> gordie shore
20:11:00 <mr_ducati> yes i did watch it
20:11:00 <johninja> oh god not Nikky`...
20:11:00 <sharky> andyou thought snookie would see it?
20:11:00 <johninja> ok sweet
20:11:00 <sharky> or ronnie wouldnt knock you down?
20:12:00 <johninja> i doubt any of them could open their own beers
20:12:00 <johninja> bunch of women
20:12:00 <Nikky`> haha I don't watch either of them..i'd rather poke my eye out with a blunt stick
20:12:00 <sharky> or jwow wouldnt well.. just have a great pair of fake tits
20:12:00 <johninja> Nikky` has some taste
20:12:00 <johninja> and she's a chick
20:12:00 <johninja> so yeah...you lose
20:12:00 <georgeandwell> do u guys ever watch unsimulated sex movies?
20:12:00 <sharky> im sure ronnie would just smash the beer on some dudes head
20:12:00 <sharky> to get access to the good stuff
20:12:00 <mr_ducati> lol roniie had roid rage
20:13:00 <sharky> hahah didnt
20:13:00 <johninja> oh geeze
20:13:00 <Nikky`> I believe i'm a chick, johninja
20:13:00 <mr_ducati> sitch was the funniest though
20:13:00 <sharky> when he smacked some small guy out on the street
20:13:00 <sharky> for... being out on the street
20:13:00 <sharky> OH the situation
20:13:00 <sharky> love mike
20:13:00 <mr_ducati> i met him
20:13:00 <sharky> he is such a cockblocker
20:13:00 <johninja> claim2fame
20:13:00 <mr_ducati> mad ethe show though
20:14:00 <sharky> the other guido... the guy with the hair that doesnt move
20:14:00 <mr_ducati> pauly
20:14:00 <sharky> is trying to get his dick wet
20:14:00 <sharky> and mike kicks the girls out
20:14:00 <sharky> like... WTF?
20:14:00 <sharky> yeah pualie... i like hime
20:14:00 <mr_ducati> yeah well now both of them have so much pussy
20:15:00 <sharky> welll paulie has a kid
20:15:00 <mr_ducati> what?
20:15:00 <sharky> and is doing the dj scene
20:15:00 <mr_ducati> since when
20:15:00 <sharky> probably playing house music to snookie
20:15:00 <sharky> was in the news the other day
20:15:00 <mr_ducati> to who?
20:15:00 <couleurs> i love u guys
20:15:00 <sharky> i dont know, wasnt a JS chick
20:15:00 <PandasDontDrive> argh kinect wont listen to me today
20:16:00 <Nikky`> I believe a girl from vegas..hooters chick
20:16:00 <Nikky`> what I read
20:16:00 <mr_ducati> damn go pauly
20:16:00 <sharky> like to know what they got paid... as 1st series theyre all pool (except ronnie who is constantly in Armanini echange"
20:16:00 <sharky> and those shirts for for 200 a pop
20:16:00 <mr_ducati> obviously
20:16:00 <sharky> next season snookies in a beamer
20:17:00 <johninja> i have seen some pretty gay conversations but this is probably the worst
20:17:00 <mr_ducati> think they wew getting 140gz an ep
20:17:00 <sharky> shit beamer... like an 03 3 series
20:17:00 <sharky> but.. still
20:17:00 <Seeya> drank 3/4 bottle vodka fell asleep 2pm just woke up
20:17:00 <johninja> YES
20:17:00 <georgeandwell> seeya thats the life
20:18:00 <Seeya> now i got weed
20:18:00 <johninja> woops
20:18:00 <Seeya> lol
20:18:00 <Nikky`> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO its the right length
20:18:00 <Nikky`> mean man..mean
20:18:00 <sharky> bt of an upgrade from when she waspicked up in a SUV.. possibly a escalade
20:18:00 <mr_ducati> gtl
20:18:00 <sharky> johninja : odnt ever touch a girls hair... if you enjoy having balls
20:18:00 <sharky> :P
20:19:00 <johninja> bbl, reading router logs
20:19:00 <Nikky`> yeah
20:19:00 <sharky> GTF
20:19:00 <sharky> gym tan fuck
20:19:00 <mr_ducati> no dtf
20:19:00 <mr_ducati> and gtl
20:19:00 <mr_ducati> get it right
20:19:00 <sharky> Jersey shore yo.. *fist pumps8
20:19:00 <Skrotus> :/
20:19:00 <sharky> sorry mr_ducati...
20:19:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://www.justinbiebermusic.com/
20:20:00 <sharky> cant believe i failed
20:20:00 <sharky> was busy checking out pics of jwows tits
20:20:00 <mr_ducati> lol
20:20:00 <beehhh> god its christmas
20:20:00 <mr_ducati> oh not this gronk
20:20:00 <sharky> seriously i like vinny though
20:20:00 <mr_ducati> i llike sammy
20:20:00 <sharky> he seems so sweet
20:21:00 <sharky> and then his mum comes over
20:21:00 <mr_ducati> atre u male?
20:21:00 <sharky> cookes
20:21:00 <mr_ducati> or female?
20:21:00 <sharky> and he brings his uncle who cant talk
20:21:00 <beehhh> many home to be demolish due to new M4 work
20:21:00 <sharky> but hits on all the girls
20:21:00 <sharky> im male
20:21:00 <beehhh> alot of house would go
20:21:00 <mr_ducati> behhh hang yourself
20:21:00 <beehhh> im a hairy shemale
20:21:00 <mr_ducati> no thats your mum
20:22:00 <beehhh> mr_ducati is a dickhead
20:22:00 <Skrotus> I don't think shemales can have babies
20:22:00 <sharky> beehhh : inapproprate guy
20:22:00 <sharky> we're talking jersey shore
20:22:00 <mr_ducati> youre a mental retard
20:22:00 <sharky> fake tans, fake tits
20:22:00 <sharky> juiced up guidos
20:22:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://snoopdogg.com/
20:22:00 <mr_ducati> behh has ocd bad.
20:22:00 <beehhh> ocd
20:22:00 <sharky> or "gorillas" as snooki calls them
20:22:00 <Seeya> its nice to be woken from drunken slumber to get weed
20:23:00 <mr_ducati> yes ocd
20:23:00 <mr_ducati> you moron
20:23:00 <beehhh> two heroic cops saved all of toxic fumed workers
20:23:00 <mr_ducati> do ma
20:23:00 <sharky> what?
20:23:00 <johninja> by sucumbing to the fumes?
20:23:00 <sharky> didnt see that on jersey shore
20:23:00 <johninja> nice work guys
20:23:00 <sharky> new episode?
20:24:00 <sharky> did ronnie punch anyone out?
20:24:00 <mr_ducati> yehh behh gets laid
20:24:00 <sharky> fuck that guy is so big..
20:24:00 <beehhh> nah they dragged them out of a tanker by talking risk of own lives
20:24:00 <sharky> really amazed hes only smacked 1 dude out
20:24:00 <mr_ducati> 1?
20:24:00 <mr_ducati> what planet are u on
20:25:00 <sharky> only saw 1
20:25:00 <beehhh> i bet all new commers are from overseas
20:25:00 <beehhh> you guys cant breed like chinese can
20:25:00 <mr_ducati> well there was more
20:25:00 <sharky> some dude in ... miami?
20:25:00 <beehhh> they breed faster
20:25:00 <mr_ducati> watch it
20:25:00 <sharky> pretty certain there were
20:25:00 <beehhh> new faces are all asian in oz
20:25:00 <mr_ducati> behh sucks on dog cock
20:26:00 <sharky> remembmeer him being all arrested and going "im no criminal"
20:26:00 <beehhh> julie bishop was correct chinese capture anything that is valuable
20:26:00 <Seeya> beehhh go fuck a tranny
20:26:00 <sharky> "yeah ok you juiceboy"
20:26:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol one of the beauties on beauty and the geek is a lara bingle look alike or some shit
20:26:00 <Seeya> and fuck off
20:26:00 <johninja> sorry bout that m8
20:26:00 <PandasDontDrive> what a faggot
20:26:00 <beehhh> Seeya is asian
20:26:00 <georgeandwell> yo
20:26:00 <mr_ducati> behhh is asian
20:26:00 <johninja> Seeya sounds like christopher
20:26:00 <georgeandwell> sup my nigs
20:26:00 <PandasDontDrive> nuffin
20:26:00 <PandasDontDrive> eatin veg
20:26:00 <johninja> don't 'sup' me young man
20:26:00 <sharky> PandasDontDrive : all of the beauties are total whores
20:26:00 <beehhh> im from buthan
20:26:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer and not that pretty
20:26:00 <mr_ducati> you are asian
20:27:00 <PerthWaTI> beehhh, im on paltalk
20:27:00 <Seeya> hi Floss
20:27:00 <georgeandwell> a wise man once said....every race has its niggers... i think it was confusius
20:27:00 <Seeya> bye floss
20:27:00 <PandasDontDrive> and the geeks are just as stupid as they are
20:27:00 <sharky> google it.. any "geek" marry a beauty from the show?
20:27:00 <beehhh> georgeandwell is real asian
20:27:00 <sharky> and it lasted?
20:27:00 <mr_ducati> 9behh is on beauty and the geek
20:27:00 <beehhh> hes rich n wealthy and mean
20:27:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ladytons and Gentlebots
20:27:00 <mr_ducati> he came as soon as he saw his girl
20:27:00 <sharky> georgeandwell : No, only black people have niggers
20:27:00 <sharky> google/wikipedia it
20:28:00 <georgeandwell> i wouldnt say mean...but my parents are full on capitalists
20:28:00 <sharky> sure white guys go all crazy and serial kill 50 people
20:28:00 <beehhh> black people likes tiny asian pussy
20:28:00 <sharky> or rape young girls
20:28:00 <beehhh> some dates secretly
20:28:00 <beehhh> i caught a few
20:28:00 <sharky> you a cop?
20:28:00 <beehhh> malayan women likes dating white chinese too
20:29:00 <sharky> or, a horny pervert?
20:29:00 <beehhh> both
20:29:00 <mr_ducati> ban behh
20:29:00 <Seeya> some ppl like me
20:29:00 <Seeya> dont know how
20:29:00 <mr_ducati> behh is mentally fucked
20:29:00 <beehhh> im a philosopher
20:29:00 <Seeya> on that note more bongs
20:29:00 <mr_ducati> and his mum is a hooker
20:29:00 <beehhh> what isnt
20:29:00 <sharky> mr_ducati tip if you want someone banned... learn to use tab
20:29:00 <georgeandwell> where a good place to buy pot in melb
20:29:00 <johninja> yeah more bongs will make you more likeable
20:29:00 <sharky> or you sound drunk
20:29:00 <johninja> go hard champ
20:30:00 <georgeandwell> non hydro stuff
20:30:00 <johninja> you are a striper
20:30:00 <beehhh> from black people
20:30:00 <sharky> fuck... stop speakng of smoking
20:30:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is johninja http://static-fhg.met-art.com/media/D83E7FBAEE702524CD2925F3161F4191/w_40B68043B14E12546D760776BE7BFD2F.jpg
20:30:00 <sharky> especially weed
20:30:00 <sharky> ive given up the good stuff
20:30:00 <johninja> :D tidy
20:30:00 <beehhh> she is asian
20:30:00 <johninja> fuck off you have
20:30:00 <johninja> stop bullshitting
20:30:00 <sharky> so... stop putting ideas
20:30:00 <beehhh> evry women i see is eunji ban
20:30:00 <sharky> johninja : 3 days clean
20:30:00 <sharky> :)
20:31:00 <georgeandwell> smoking pot makes u mellow
20:31:00 <johninja> except for last night?
20:31:00 <georgeandwell> more laid back
20:31:00 <sharky> didnt have any weed last night
20:31:00 <Seeya> last time i kissed someone i smoked 3 different types of weed in one mix
20:31:00 <beehhh> georgeandwell why dont you find an asian g/f alot here wanna settle in oz?
20:31:00 <sharky> hence im down here... staying away from people i can drive to and pick up from
20:32:00 <georgeandwell> beeh ur sentance not make snce
20:32:00 <beehhh> thank god not many malaysian in canda
20:32:00 <georgeandwell> ive banged every race except african
20:32:00 <Seeya> johninja how are u dawg
20:32:00 <Seeya> ?
20:32:00 <beehhh> i dont like too many asian, atleast blacks speak in english
20:32:00 <johninja> dude i'm sure you told me you were going for a sesh last night
20:32:00 <sharky> thankfully not many malaysians seem to be able to to spell "canada"
20:33:00 <sharky> or else the country will be overun with you
20:33:00 <beehhh> ca nida
20:33:00 <georgeandwell> canadia is too cold
20:33:00 <sharky> well not you
20:33:00 <sharky> but your people
20:33:00 <beehhh> too cold is good for drinking whiskey
20:33:00 <sharky> azns dont drink
20:33:00 <Seeya> vodka
20:33:00 <PandasDontDrive> y do we have scoopla on 11
20:33:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk celebs
20:33:00 <beehhh> in australia everyone hates each other
20:33:00 <Seeya> got 3 glasses left
20:33:00 <Seeya> maybe 4
20:33:00 <sharky> fuck
20:34:00 <johninja> ahh maybe you meant cig
20:34:00 <sharky> just had a cravingn for some kransky
20:34:00 <sharky> and sourkrout
20:34:00 <johninja> gonna go watch this strom
20:34:00 <Nikky`> I gave it up
20:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> yum sharky
20:34:00 <sharky> ive given up drugs
20:34:00 <sharky> but
20:34:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
20:34:00 <sharky> im not giving up my sourkraut
20:34:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1467249_10202081450333956_1456119786_n.jpg
20:34:00 <Nikky`> ooh new person of interest is on
20:34:00 <Seeya> take it
20:34:00 <sharky> or cransies
20:34:00 <Seeya> bitch
20:34:00 <Seeya> lol
20:35:00 <sharky> kranskies*
20:35:00 <WaixYourLegs> man
20:35:00 <WaixYourLegs> asian my kitchen rules
20:35:00 <WaixYourLegs> would be funny as fuck
20:35:00 <Nikky`> I'm off to some German place for lunch tomorrow
20:35:00 <WaixYourLegs> little asians running around a bitsize kitchen screaming
20:35:00 <beehhh> no more analog tele in oz
20:35:00 <WaixYourLegs> EY BOK YULONG FHAR NEE HING BAH WONG
20:35:00 <sharky> Seeya : no thanks... unlesss its packed with gay music and extra sourkrout
20:35:00 <beehhh> germans are good people
20:35:00 <beehhh> hardworking with good manner
20:35:00 <sharky> theyre great
20:36:00 <WaixYourLegs> OAWWHHHHH SITIM WICE
20:36:00 <beehhh> just dont like asian taken over this country
20:36:00 <sharky> sure they wanted to invade countries
20:36:00 <Seeya> who was born in melbourne
20:36:00 <Seeya> ?
20:36:00 <WaixYourLegs> who cares
20:36:00 <Seeya> poll
20:36:00 <sharky> but when youre that awesome, how could you not?
20:36:00 <beehhh> me
20:36:00 <WaixYourLegs> australias full of gobshites anyway
20:36:00 <WaixYourLegs> a few more wont hurt
20:36:00 <beehhh> i have no chance in hell
20:36:00 <Seeya> quick poll who here was born in melbourne if you are talking over someone that was thats not nice
20:36:00 <couleurs> i hate u guys
20:36:00 <sharky> "ahh... we make cars... kill people.. lets take over the world... they need us!"
20:36:00 <WaixYourLegs> id take 20 million asians over 20 million coons
20:37:00 <beehhh> i have the courage to fight back
20:37:00 <sharky> couleurs : bet youre someone with brown eyes...
20:37:00 <WaixYourLegs> FARTED
20:37:00 <WaixYourLegs> sometimes i fart
20:37:00 <WaixYourLegs> sometimes i poo
20:37:00 <beehhh> u guys made me mentally disable
20:37:00 <sharky> i fart all the time
20:37:00 <WaixYourLegs> sometimes im scared of you
20:37:00 <sharky> too much sourkrout
20:37:00 <WaixYourLegs> but all i really want is a wipeless poo
20:38:00 <Seeya> i have wipeless poos sometimes
20:38:00 <WaixYourLegs> mmmm
20:38:00 <Seeya> u waste paper
20:38:00 <sharky> lay off suckiing cock then
20:38:00 <Seeya> lol
20:38:00 <WaixYourLegs> and
20:38:00 <WaixYourLegs> i want a cloaka
20:38:00 <WaixYourLegs> so i can fart my sperm
20:38:00 <WaixYourLegs> that would be fucking excellent
20:38:00 <sharky> ive been off the cum for 20 years now
20:38:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
20:38:00 <sharky> and its rare when my shit smells
20:39:00 <WaixYourLegs> i think its funny how revolting human shit is
20:39:00 <sharky> (went to catholic school..
20:39:00 <WaixYourLegs> compared to other animals, its fucking gross
20:39:00 <sharky> so you know)
20:39:00 <WaixYourLegs> like.. a horse shit is like oh yeah.. its a poo
20:39:00 <Seeya> WaixYourLegs if u farted sperm u would just sit on random ppl on the bus and blow a load
20:39:00 <WaixYourLegs> but human poo
20:39:00 <WaixYourLegs> LMFAO
20:39:00 <sharky> WaixYourLegs : Never actually poked around in human feaces
20:39:00 <druidess> lol
20:39:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
20:40:00 <WaixYourLegs> i was in the shower about 3 months ago
20:40:00 <WaixYourLegs> and i needed to shit
20:40:00 <WaixYourLegs> so i took the drain cover off and shit down the hole
20:40:00 <sharky> but.... as i assume theyre on low incomes and eat whever is available
20:40:00 <WaixYourLegs> but i missed
20:40:00 <Seeya> yeah
20:40:00 <PandasDontDrive> yuck
20:40:00 <Seeya> oh
20:40:00 <druidess> omg
20:40:00 <sharky> they probably dont eat steak and lobster
20:40:00 <Seeya> ic
20:40:00 <PandasDontDrive> as if ud do that
20:40:00 <WaixYourLegs> and used my feet to push it into the hole
20:40:00 <Seeya> cool
20:40:00 <sharky> omg
20:40:00 <Seeya> sure
20:40:00 <sharky> yes
20:40:00 <WaixYourLegs> true story
20:40:00 <druidess> hi pandis
20:40:00 <sharky> steak and lobster
20:40:00 <sharky> im having that tonight
20:41:00 <sharky> been pouring over this menus for like 3 hours
20:42:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
20:42:00 <WaixYourLegs> i hate that hey
20:42:00 <WaixYourLegs> ppl dicking around reading menus
20:42:00 <WaixYourLegs> just fucking google it before you get there
20:42:00 <WaixYourLegs> fkn morons
20:42:00 <sharky> well
20:42:00 <sharky> menu changes daily
20:43:00 <WaixYourLegs> fkn hate it
20:43:00 <sharky> and.. keep expecting to see paris' cunt on the menu
20:43:00 <WaixYourLegs> whats a good furniture shop
20:43:00 <WaixYourLegs> can u order furniture online anywhere
20:43:00 <sharky> space.
20:43:00 <WaixYourLegs> like recliners n shit
20:44:00 <sharky> check out mattblack
20:44:00 <simba> harvey norman
20:44:00 <sharky> (dont think hes really black
20:44:00 <sharky> ROFL @ harvey norman
20:44:00 <WaixYourLegs> blatt
20:44:00 <WaixYourLegs> u dumass
20:44:00 <sharky> HAHAHHAA
20:44:00 <sharky> LOL
20:44:00 <sharky> sorry... but..
20:44:00 <sharky> you think HN is good?
20:45:00 <sharky> only reason hes sucessful is because he hoooked up with some finance company
20:45:00 <WaixYourLegs> n he makes wikkid replica shit
20:45:00 <sharky> and give people 5 years to pay for a fucking tv
20:45:00 <WaixYourLegs> actually theres a car company doing it now
20:45:00 <WaixYourLegs> i think kia
20:45:00 <WaixYourLegs> was advertised on telly last night
20:45:00 <sharky> if you cant buy a tv with your weeks pay
20:45:00 <sharky> rebudge
20:46:00 <sharky> rebudget
20:46:00 <WaixYourLegs> buy a car with nothing to pay for 3 years
20:46:00 <sharky> rofl
20:46:00 <sharky> kia?
20:46:00 <sharky> lmfao
20:47:00 <WaixYourLegs> bedsonline.com.au
20:47:00 <WaixYourLegs> wikkid site by the looks of it
20:47:00 <Kelevra> johninja just pm me saying he was hungry and pasted this
20:47:00 <Kelevra> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/a-five-year-old-boys-penis-was-severed-in-a-pit-bull-attack-in-new-york/story-fnixwvgh-1226769645185
20:47:00 <johninja> ...
20:47:00 <Kelevra> =P~
20:47:00 <johninja> how dare you
20:47:00 <johninja> :p
20:47:00 <Kelevra> I know, I shouldn't share your food porn
20:47:00 <Kelevra> =P
20:47:00 <faux> speaking of hungry
20:47:00 <faux> im starving
20:47:00 <Kelevra> johninja just pm me saying he was hungry and pasted this
20:47:00 <Kelevra> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/a-five-year-old-boys-penis-was-severed-in-a-pit-bull-attack-in-new-york/story-fnixwvgh-1226769645185
20:47:00 <johninja> ...
20:47:00 <Kelevra> =P~
20:47:00 <johninja> how dare you
20:47:00 <johninja> :p
20:47:00 <Kelevra> I know, I shouldn't share your food porn
20:47:00 <Kelevra> =P
20:47:00 <faux> speaking of hungry
20:47:00 <faux> im starving
20:48:00 <megamanga> i had FAJITAS
20:48:00 <johninja> hmm
20:48:00 <faux> maybe i should take advantage of this maccas deliver
20:48:00 <faux> delivery
20:48:00 <Skrotus> I haven't eaten since lunchtime
20:48:00 <johninja> i had some jatz with cheese and tomatoe and pepper b4
20:48:00 <faux> me 2
20:48:00 <johninja> was pretty cool
20:48:00 <faux> im starvededed
20:48:00 <partay> I hope Mundine gets the fucking piss beaten out of him tonight
20:48:00 <Skrotus> but it was rather filling
20:48:00 <johninja> smae
20:48:00 <johninja> he will i reckon
20:48:00 <johninja> can't even beat danny green
20:48:00 <megamanga> i had FAJITAS
20:48:00 <johninja> hmm
20:48:00 <faux> maybe i should take advantage of this maccas deliver
20:48:00 <faux> delivery
20:48:00 <Skrotus> I haven't eaten since lunchtime
20:48:00 <johninja> i had some jatz with cheese and tomatoe and pepper b4
20:48:00 <faux> me 2
20:48:00 <johninja> was pretty cool
20:48:00 <faux> im starvededed
20:48:00 <partay> I hope Mundine gets the fucking piss beaten out of him tonight
20:48:00 <Skrotus> but it was rather filling
20:48:00 <johninja> smae
20:48:00 <johninja> he will i reckon
20:48:00 <johninja> can't even beat danny green
20:49:00 <Skrotus> that's not very nice
20:49:00 <flagen> i want him to knock out mayweather
20:49:00 <johninja> life isn't nice man
20:49:00 <partay> flagen wake up
20:49:00 <johninja> i hope they both die tbh
20:49:00 <johninja> that would be the ultimate
20:49:00 <Skrotus> that's not very nice
20:49:00 <flagen> i want him to knock out mayweather
20:49:00 <johninja> life isn't nice man
20:49:00 <partay> flagen wake up
20:49:00 <johninja> i hope they both die tbh
20:49:00 <johninja> that would be the ultimate
20:50:00 <faux> ..
20:50:00 <faux> :|
20:50:00 <Kelevra> partay who is he fighting?
20:50:00 <partay> Mosley
20:50:00 <johninja> sugar shane
20:50:00 <johninja> lol
20:50:00 <johninja> what kind of name is that
20:50:00 <johninja> "hi i'm a fucking pussy, want to fight about it?"
20:50:00 <partay> Choc V Sugar
20:50:00 <partay> homos
20:50:00 <Kelevra> well I hope mundine gets the shit kicked out of him, I think he's a knuckle dragging piece of shit
20:50:00 <faux> ..
20:50:00 <faux> :|
20:50:00 <Kelevra> partay who is he fighting?
20:50:00 <partay> Mosley
20:50:00 <johninja> sugar shane
20:50:00 <johninja> lol
20:50:00 <johninja> what kind of name is that
20:50:00 <johninja> "hi i'm a fucking pussy, want to fight about it?"
20:50:00 <partay> Choc V Sugar
20:50:00 <partay> homos
20:50:00 <Kelevra> well I hope mundine gets the shit kicked out of him, I think he's a knuckle dragging piece of shit
20:51:00 <Nikky`> nessy
20:51:00 <johninja> yeah he is scum
20:51:00 <Kelevra> god johninja mundine vs green fight was yearsssss ago
20:51:00 <johninja> yeah it was
20:51:00 <Kelevra> I watched it at the pub and my brother rocked up on shrooms lol
20:51:00 <johninja> i don't think the years have made mundine a better fighter though
20:51:00 <johninja> he has just got better at running his mouth
20:51:00 <johninja> yeah he is scum
20:51:00 <Kelevra> god johninja mundine vs green fight was yearsssss ago
20:51:00 <johninja> yeah it was
20:51:00 <Kelevra> I watched it at the pub and my brother rocked up on shrooms lol
20:51:00 <johninja> i don't think the years have made mundine a better fighter though
20:51:00 <johninja> he has just got better at running his mouth
20:52:00 <Kelevra> it reminded me of that simpson episode where bart and milhouse were high on sugar from the slurpees
20:52:00 <johninja> mmm
20:52:00 <Kelevra> lol
20:52:00 <johninja> haha
20:52:00 <partay> he;s like 69kgs.. fighters usually go up a division not down
20:52:00 <flagen> is he a noongah ?
20:52:00 <Kelevra> I reckon mundine will oneday get truly fucked up
20:52:00 <Kelevra> he thinks he's the new age ali
20:52:00 <flagen> hes a light weight
20:52:00 <johninja> someone firebombed his resteraunt the other day
20:52:00 <megamanga> didnt he say its ok to beat your wife?
20:52:00 <flagen> but hes a half castie
20:52:00 <Kelevra> it reminded me of that simpson episode where bart and milhouse were high on sugar from the slurpees
20:52:00 <johninja> mmm
20:52:00 <Kelevra> lol
20:52:00 <johninja> haha
20:52:00 <partay> he;s like 69kgs.. fighters usually go up a division not down
20:52:00 <flagen> is he a noongah ?
20:52:00 <Kelevra> I reckon mundine will oneday get truly fucked up
20:52:00 <Kelevra> he thinks he's the new age ali
20:52:00 <flagen> hes a light weight
20:52:00 <johninja> someone firebombed his resteraunt the other day
20:52:00 <megamanga> didnt he say its ok to beat your wife?
20:52:00 <flagen> but hes a half castie
20:53:00 <nessy> hey Nikky
20:53:00 <nessy> what's happening?
20:53:00 <Nikky`> Not much here. you?
20:53:00 <johninja> wouldn't suprise me if the prick did it as an insurance scam though
20:53:00 <Kelevra> he has a resturant? what do they sell fried bugs from the desert?
20:53:00 <johninja> he has said lots of fucked up things
20:53:00 <johninja> lol
20:53:00 <johninja> i dunno tbh
20:53:00 <johninja> i love how the chaser rocked up to a mosque and mundine came out and wanted to fight them
20:53:00 <partay> johninja yah funny stuff
20:53:00 <Kelevra> I remember seeing his houseo n burkes backyard it's like a compund camp for boongs
20:53:00 <johninja> wouldn't suprise me if the prick did it as an insurance scam though
20:53:00 <Kelevra> he has a resturant? what do they sell fried bugs from the desert?
20:53:00 <johninja> he has said lots of fucked up things
20:53:00 <johninja> lol
20:53:00 <johninja> i dunno tbh
20:53:00 <johninja> i love how the chaser rocked up to a mosque and mundine came out and wanted to fight them
20:53:00 <partay> johninja yah funny stuff
20:53:00 <Kelevra> I remember seeing his houseo n burkes backyard it's like a compund camp for boongs
20:54:00 <nessy> nudda...bored
20:54:00 <partay> nessy do what bored people do.. masturbate furiously
20:54:00 <nessy> lol
20:54:00 <megamanga> LOL
20:54:00 <johninja> lol
20:54:00 <Kelevra> compound*
20:54:00 <johninja> he is a shit role model
20:54:00 <Kelevra> it seriously is, he has like a whole aboriginal village in that shit
20:54:00 <flagen> hes a jew
20:54:00 <megamanga> LOL
20:54:00 <johninja> lol
20:54:00 <Kelevra> compound*
20:54:00 <johninja> he is a shit role model
20:54:00 <Kelevra> it seriously is, he has like a whole aboriginal village in that shit
20:54:00 <flagen> hes a jew
20:55:00 <sharky> i tried that
20:55:00 <sharky> but, tip, stay in your room
20:55:00 <sharky> despite what a whore paris is
20:55:00 <sharky> when you jerk off off your balcony
20:55:00 <sharky> they frown apon that
20:55:00 <Kelevra> I thought he was muslim but ok
20:55:00 <Skrotus> flagen is jew mad
20:55:00 <flagen> muslims are jews
20:55:00 <flagen> same mentality
20:55:00 <Kelevra> the torah and kuran or however you spell them are different books
20:55:00 <Kelevra> I thought he was muslim but ok
20:55:00 <Skrotus> flagen is jew mad
20:55:00 <flagen> muslims are jews
20:55:00 <flagen> same mentality
20:55:00 <Kelevra> the torah and kuran or however you spell them are different books
20:56:00 <Skrotus> there's really no point he's totally mad
20:56:00 <Kelevra> one says a thousand virgins and the other says don't waste your money on thoughts like that
20:56:00 <Kelevra> no wait 70 something virgins
20:56:00 <partay> 72
20:56:00 <Skrotus> there's really no point he's totally mad
20:56:00 <Kelevra> one says a thousand virgins and the other says don't waste your money on thoughts like that
20:56:00 <Kelevra> no wait 70 something virgins
20:56:00 <partay> 72
20:57:00 <faux> http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/aug/22/honi-soit-vulvas-censorship
20:57:00 <faux>
20:57:00 <faux>
20:57:00 <faux> uh
20:57:00 <faux> wtf
20:57:00 <faux> sorry, there wasnt meant to be a huge gap
20:57:00 <partay> same amount pieter has fucked
20:57:00 <johninja> MulsimQuit
20:57:00 <Kelevra> why can't faux be our token muslim like everyone assumes she is
20:57:00 <Kelevra> my gawsh
20:57:00 <Skrotus> they are along with christianity all abrahamic religions though
20:57:00 <faux> ..
20:57:00 <johninja> looool
20:57:00 <johninja> busted
20:57:00 <faux> fags
20:57:00 <flagen> its not a race or religion it is an ideology
20:57:00 <Kelevra> well everyone assumes you are so get on it
20:57:00 <PandasDontDrive> moses for jews jesus for christians mohammed for muslims
20:57:00 <faux> im not conforming because people are dickheads!
20:57:00 <partay> same amount pieter has fucked
20:57:00 <johninja> MulsimQuit
20:57:00 <Kelevra> why can't faux be our token muslim like everyone assumes she is
20:57:00 <Kelevra> my gawsh
20:57:00 <Skrotus> they are along with christianity all abrahamic religions though
20:57:00 <faux> ..
20:57:00 <johninja> looool
20:57:00 <johninja> busted
20:57:00 <faux> fags
20:57:00 <flagen> its not a race or religion it is an ideology
20:57:00 <Kelevra> well everyone assumes you are so get on it
20:57:00 <PandasDontDrive> moses for jews jesus for christians mohammed for muslims
20:57:00 <faux> im not conforming because people are dickheads!
20:58:00 <Nikky`> flooder :P
20:58:00 <Kelevra> true
20:58:00 <Skrotus> I don't know what faux is
20:58:00 <johninja> thats what being a muslim is all about
20:58:00 <Skrotus> religion wise
20:58:00 <Kelevra> who was the one who said you should just quit school or some shit to become a wife
20:58:00 <faux> i was baptised as a maronite catholic
20:58:00 <Kelevra> or asked why you waste your time
20:58:00 <Skrotus> ah okay
20:58:00 <faux> WiLd_TuRkeY
20:58:00 <Kelevra> LOL
20:58:00 <Kelevra> WiLd_TuRkeY ya cunt
20:58:00 <johninja> get a dog up ya mm8
20:58:00 <faux> apparently im wasting my time studying at uni cos im just gonna end up a muslim house wife
20:58:00 <faux> lol
20:58:00 <johninja> lol
20:58:00 <Kelevra> true
20:58:00 <Skrotus> I don't know what faux is
20:58:00 <johninja> thats what being a muslim is all about
20:58:00 <Skrotus> religion wise
20:58:00 <Kelevra> who was the one who said you should just quit school or some shit to become a wife
20:58:00 <faux> i was baptised as a maronite catholic
20:58:00 <Kelevra> or asked why you waste your time
20:58:00 <Skrotus> ah okay
20:58:00 <faux> WiLd_TuRkeY
20:58:00 <Kelevra> LOL
20:58:00 <Kelevra> WiLd_TuRkeY ya cunt
20:58:00 <johninja> get a dog up ya mm8
20:58:00 <faux> apparently im wasting my time studying at uni cos im just gonna end up a muslim house wife
20:58:00 <faux> lol
20:58:00 <johninja> lol
20:59:00 <Kelevra> ON YA BIKE
20:59:00 <Nikky`> true faux.. it was stated on irc
20:59:00 <Nikky`> so must be true
20:59:00 <faux> i know right!
20:59:00 <faux> OMG
20:59:00 <faux> WTF
20:59:00 <faux> these maccas cunts dont deliver to my area
20:59:00 <Skrotus> well I only marry ladies with a phd
20:59:00 <faux> theyre like up the road
20:59:00 <flagen> http://www.justin.tv/pzpzpz/b/259153070
20:59:00 <faux> whhhhhhy
20:59:00 <johninja> lol too dangerous
20:59:00 <Nikky`> I say quit now
20:59:00 <faux> iwant foods
20:59:00 <Kelevra> that's fucking stupid
20:59:00 <Kelevra> see I could forsee this maccas delivery failing in some way
20:59:00 <faux> yeah
20:59:00 <Rak> maccas deliver?
20:59:00 <Kelevra> ON YA BIKE
20:59:00 <Nikky`> true faux.. it was stated on irc
20:59:00 <Nikky`> so must be true
20:59:00 <faux> i know right!
20:59:00 <faux> OMG
20:59:00 <faux> WTF
20:59:00 <faux> these maccas cunts dont deliver to my area
20:59:00 <Skrotus> well I only marry ladies with a phd
20:59:00 <faux> theyre like up the road
20:59:00 <flagen> http://www.justin.tv/pzpzpz/b/259153070
20:59:00 <faux> whhhhhhy
20:59:00 <johninja> lol too dangerous
20:59:00 <Nikky`> I say quit now
20:59:00 <faux> iwant foods
20:59:00 <Kelevra> that's fucking stupid
20:59:00 <Kelevra> see I could forsee this maccas delivery failing in some way
20:59:00 <faux> yeah
20:59:00 <Rak> maccas deliver?
21:00:00 <faux> hehe
21:00:00 <faux> thank bloody christ its cooled down so much
21:00:00 <faux> was ridiculously hot today ffffff
21:00:00 <sharky> faux : thanks, save needing to type /clear
21:00:00 <Skrotus> if they market it properly it won't fail
21:00:00 <Kelevra> any bet an employee ends up at gun point
21:00:00 <faux> god dont you sydney cunts read
21:00:00 <faux> its advertised everywhere
21:00:00 <johninja> whats the minimum delivery though?
21:00:00 <flagen> Kelevra, you know their going to piss all over your order right
21:00:00 <faux> $25
21:00:00 <johninja> and is there a charge?
21:00:00 <johninja> ahh
21:00:00 <flagen> family dinner box ?
21:00:00 <faux> no
21:00:00 <Rak> maybe it's only advertised in bogen 'burbs
21:00:00 <Kelevra> no one pisses on my orders
21:00:00 <johninja> i'm not paying a premium to have some kid spit in my drink
21:00:00 <Skrotus> loads of drunk people will though
21:00:00 <Skrotus> also lazy fat people
21:00:00 <Skrotus> if they market it properly it won't fail
21:00:00 <Kelevra> any bet an employee ends up at gun point
21:00:00 <faux> god dont you sydney cunts read
21:00:00 <faux> its advertised everywhere
21:00:00 <johninja> whats the minimum delivery though?
21:00:00 <flagen> Kelevra, you know their going to piss all over your order right
21:00:00 <faux> $25
21:00:00 <johninja> and is there a charge?
21:00:00 <johninja> ahh
21:00:00 <flagen> family dinner box ?
21:00:00 <faux> no
21:00:00 <Rak> maybe it's only advertised in bogen 'burbs
21:00:00 <Kelevra> no one pisses on my orders
21:00:00 <johninja> i'm not paying a premium to have some kid spit in my drink
21:00:00 <Skrotus> loads of drunk people will though
21:00:00 <Skrotus> also lazy fat people
21:01:00 <Nikky`> yeah same here
21:01:00 <Nikky`> fan last night to sleep, socks om tonight its so cold
21:01:00 <faux> jeez
21:01:00 <faux> i hate socks on to sleep they always disappear firstly and secondly i haaaaaate hot feet
21:01:00 <Nikky`> haha I hate cold feet
21:01:00 <faux> ^
21:01:00 <faux> :D
21:01:00 <johninja> yeah its aws for lazy fat ppl
21:01:00 <flagen> sif maccas deliver
21:01:00 <faux> its only 5-9pm
21:01:00 <faux> assholes
21:01:00 <Skrotus> ah
21:01:00 <megamanga> can you pay on delivery?
21:01:00 <faux> yup
21:01:00 <johninja> $25 is a lot of maccas
21:01:00 <megamanga> sweet
21:01:00 <faux> actually im not sure
21:01:00 <Skrotus> they should make it 24hours thursday-saturday
21:01:00 <Kelevra> I don't know many fat people who eat maccas
21:01:00 <megamanga> who do we know who we hate in sydney?
21:01:00 <flagen> johninja, not really
21:01:00 <megamanga> 80 bucks of maccas to their door
21:01:00 <flagen> family dinner box you only get like 4 burgers
21:01:00 <couleurs> hi Skrotus
21:01:00 <Skrotus> hi couleurs
21:01:00 <johninja> lol family dinner box
21:01:00 <flagen> lol
21:01:00 <Kelevra> I've never ordered 80 bux of maccas
21:01:00 <johninja> i didn't even know they had a dinner box
21:01:00 <faux> ^
21:01:00 <faux> :D
21:01:00 <johninja> yeah its aws for lazy fat ppl
21:01:00 <flagen> sif maccas deliver
21:01:00 <faux> its only 5-9pm
21:01:00 <faux> assholes
21:01:00 <Skrotus> ah
21:01:00 <megamanga> can you pay on delivery?
21:01:00 <faux> yup
21:01:00 <johninja> $25 is a lot of maccas
21:01:00 <megamanga> sweet
21:01:00 <faux> actually im not sure
21:01:00 <Skrotus> they should make it 24hours thursday-saturday
21:01:00 <Kelevra> I don't know many fat people who eat maccas
21:01:00 <megamanga> who do we know who we hate in sydney?
21:01:00 <flagen> johninja, not really
21:01:00 <megamanga> 80 bucks of maccas to their door
21:01:00 <flagen> family dinner box you only get like 4 burgers
21:01:00 <couleurs> hi Skrotus
21:01:00 <Skrotus> hi couleurs
21:01:00 <johninja> lol family dinner box
21:01:00 <flagen> lol
21:01:00 <Kelevra> I've never ordered 80 bux of maccas
21:01:00 <johninja> i didn't even know they had a dinner box
21:02:00 <Skrotus> I often stick my feet out from under the covers to avoid overheating
21:02:00 <Nikky`> I usually end up taking them off during night
21:02:00 <johninja> lol
21:02:00 <baz> I hate sticking my feet out
21:02:00 <sharky> Nikky` are you stalking me after I prended to be Justin Beiber the other night?
21:02:00 <baz> I feel like a monster's going to grab it
21:02:00 <sharky> with a dichead straigh brim NY baseball cap
21:02:00 <Nikky`> Yes sharky.. yes I was
21:02:00 <Kelevra> dave you're a fat kent
21:02:00 <faux> they do
21:02:00 <flagen> yeh
21:02:00 <flagen> they do idts 20 dollars
21:02:00 <johninja> fuck
21:02:00 <faux> 2 big macs , 2 cheeseburges, 6 nuggets, 4 chips, 4 drinks
21:02:00 <Kelevra> mmmm 4 drinks
21:02:00 <Skrotus> 4 whole chips
21:02:00 <flagen> thats only 4 burgers
21:02:00 <johninja> you could get pizza for that
21:02:00 <flagen> how can a family get a feed out of that?
21:02:00 <faux> or you can replace the fries with salad.
21:02:00 <faux> lol
21:02:00 <flagen> yer
21:02:00 <Kelevra> I'd suck off a homeless man for a maccas syrup coke right now
21:02:00 <flagen> you could get a real good pizza for that
21:02:00 <flagen> fuck maccas
21:02:00 <Skrotus> the average family is only like 2 kids now I think
21:02:00 <flagen> go to mediteranian resturant
21:02:00 <Skrotus> it used to be 2.4 or something
21:02:00 <faux> for the 'health conscious'
21:02:00 <thisbnorti> Kelevra : seriously?
21:02:00 <johninja> lo
21:02:00 <Skrotus> I expect it's smaller now
21:02:00 <Kelevra> dave you're a fat kent
21:02:00 <faux> they do
21:02:00 <flagen> yeh
21:02:00 <flagen> they do idts 20 dollars
21:02:00 <johninja> fuck
21:02:00 <faux> 2 big macs , 2 cheeseburges, 6 nuggets, 4 chips, 4 drinks
21:02:00 <Kelevra> mmmm 4 drinks
21:02:00 <Skrotus> 4 whole chips
21:02:00 <flagen> thats only 4 burgers
21:02:00 <johninja> you could get pizza for that
21:02:00 <flagen> how can a family get a feed out of that?
21:02:00 <faux> or you can replace the fries with salad.
21:02:00 <faux> lol
21:02:00 <flagen> yer
21:02:00 <Kelevra> I'd suck off a homeless man for a maccas syrup coke right now
21:02:00 <flagen> you could get a real good pizza for that
21:02:00 <flagen> fuck maccas
21:02:00 <Skrotus> the average family is only like 2 kids now I think
21:02:00 <flagen> go to mediteranian resturant
21:02:00 <Skrotus> it used to be 2.4 or something
21:02:00 <faux> for the 'health conscious'
21:02:00 <thisbnorti> Kelevra : seriously?
21:02:00 <johninja> lo
21:02:00 <Skrotus> I expect it's smaller now
21:03:00 <sharky> understanadable
21:03:00 <Nikky`> totally
21:03:00 <sharky> i did rock it rather well
21:03:00 <baz> Nikky` do you have children?
21:03:00 <Pieter> awesomeness is me
21:03:00 <Nikky`> No
21:03:00 <Pieter> and im back
21:03:00 <Nikky`> brb
21:03:00 <Pieter> :)
21:03:00 <baz> I don't think I ever asked in all the time I've known you lol
21:03:00 <Kelevra> of course, I typed it on irc, it's true
21:03:00 <faux> pfft me and my cousin attempted to smash a family inner box and failed
21:03:00 <thisbnorti> we get free pancakes and mayple syrup
21:03:00 <megamanga> i could eat a dinner box
21:03:00 <flagen> smash?
21:03:00 <megamanga> id throw up but id eat it
21:03:00 <thisbnorti> but.....
21:03:00 <flagen> 2 cheeseburgers 2 big macs lol thats fuckall
21:03:00 <flagen> for 20 dollars?
21:03:00 <partay> those inner boxes are tough
21:03:00 <Skrotus> my friend used to eat 24 piece buckets by himself
21:03:00 <Kelevra> when I was with dyl we got 8 hotcake orders and 5 sausage and egg mc muffins
21:03:00 <flagen> thats a rip off
21:03:00 <thisbnorti> no, theyrey free
21:03:00 <flagen> coke isn't even real
21:03:00 <flagen> fucking syrup
21:03:00 <Kelevra> we didn't eat breakfast there for ages we were so turned off
21:03:00 <faux> i had a big mac , cheeseburger, 3 nuggets and some fries
21:03:00 <Kelevra> of course, I typed it on irc, it's true
21:03:00 <faux> pfft me and my cousin attempted to smash a family inner box and failed
21:03:00 <thisbnorti> we get free pancakes and mayple syrup
21:03:00 <megamanga> i could eat a dinner box
21:03:00 <flagen> smash?
21:03:00 <megamanga> id throw up but id eat it
21:03:00 <thisbnorti> but.....
21:03:00 <flagen> 2 cheeseburgers 2 big macs lol thats fuckall
21:03:00 <flagen> for 20 dollars?
21:03:00 <partay> those inner boxes are tough
21:03:00 <Skrotus> my friend used to eat 24 piece buckets by himself
21:03:00 <Kelevra> when I was with dyl we got 8 hotcake orders and 5 sausage and egg mc muffins
21:03:00 <flagen> thats a rip off
21:03:00 <thisbnorti> no, theyrey free
21:03:00 <flagen> coke isn't even real
21:03:00 <flagen> fucking syrup
21:03:00 <Kelevra> we didn't eat breakfast there for ages we were so turned off
21:03:00 <faux> i had a big mac , cheeseburger, 3 nuggets and some fries
21:04:00 <Seeya> i got 4gig music on my keys
21:04:00 <baz> Pieter how old are you?
21:04:00 <Seeya> and program for it
21:04:00 <Pieter> 33
21:04:00 <faux> yeah i love my feet hanging out
21:04:00 <baz> do you have a girlfriend?
21:04:00 <faux> even when its cold
21:04:00 <Pieter> naa
21:04:00 <baz> you're getting old man
21:04:00 <baz> shouldn't you be starting to settle down
21:04:00 <Pieter> i know :(
21:04:00 <baz> or do you enjoy living alone?
21:04:00 <Pieter> both
21:04:00 <faux> and i felt so sick
21:04:00 <johninja> some people prefer it
21:04:00 <johninja> i guess hungry jack will start delivering now too
21:04:00 <johninja> thats wheere its at
21:04:00 <Kelevra> faux I always go the big mac and cheeseburger, I can never figure out which I like so I get both but I didn't dig the mini mac
21:04:00 <Kelevra> =\
21:04:00 <faux> lol its only like 1 store in syd lets not get ahead of ourselves
21:04:00 <faux> and i felt so sick
21:04:00 <johninja> some people prefer it
21:04:00 <johninja> i guess hungry jack will start delivering now too
21:04:00 <johninja> thats wheere its at
21:04:00 <Kelevra> faux I always go the big mac and cheeseburger, I can never figure out which I like so I get both but I didn't dig the mini mac
21:04:00 <Kelevra> =\
21:04:00 <faux> lol its only like 1 store in syd lets not get ahead of ourselves
21:05:00 <Seeya> happy birthday
21:05:00 <Seeya> ()()
21:05:00 <Seeya> >=( Y )=> (<>)<( Y )>
21:05:00 <Seeya> v dVVb V
21:05:00 <sharky> your girfriend leaves you when its cold?
21:05:00 <Pieter> I cant find my fucking drivers license :(
21:05:00 <Caterpillar> hi Pieter
21:05:00 <baz> fauxxxxxx
21:05:00 <Caterpillar> wb faux
21:05:00 <Pieter> gotta organise a replacement
21:05:00 <Pieter> $21
21:05:00 <faux> yeah mel their big macs are like their best
21:05:00 <johninja> i kinda went off the big mac
21:05:00 <johninja> not enough bacon
21:05:00 <faux> they try too hard wit hthe other burgers
21:05:00 <faux> you can ask for bacon
21:05:00 <faux> lol
21:05:00 <Skrotus> I wish everybody would get on these online ordering sites, I hate phones
21:05:00 <flagen> go to hungry jacks
21:05:00 <flagen> hungry jacks is way better
21:05:00 <johninja> agreed
21:05:00 <Kelevra> kfc's new burger for 4.25 looks good
21:05:00 <flagen> KFC is shit
21:05:00 <johninja> i don't mind the macccas double beef and bacon
21:05:00 <Kelevra> and so do the new wraps from maccas
21:05:00 <johninja> thats a pretty good burger
21:05:00 <flagen> i dont mind KFC mashed potato though
21:05:00 <Kelevra> maccas bacon is shiteee
21:05:00 <faux> far out wtf do i do in my sleep, i lost my ring and one of my earrings
21:05:00 <faux> :S
21:05:00 <partay> The angus burger is dandy
21:05:00 <faux> yeah mel their big macs are like their best
21:05:00 <johninja> i kinda went off the big mac
21:05:00 <johninja> not enough bacon
21:05:00 <faux> they try too hard wit hthe other burgers
21:05:00 <faux> you can ask for bacon
21:05:00 <faux> lol
21:05:00 <Skrotus> I wish everybody would get on these online ordering sites, I hate phones
21:05:00 <flagen> go to hungry jacks
21:05:00 <flagen> hungry jacks is way better
21:05:00 <johninja> agreed
21:05:00 <Kelevra> kfc's new burger for 4.25 looks good
21:05:00 <flagen> KFC is shit
21:05:00 <johninja> i don't mind the macccas double beef and bacon
21:05:00 <Kelevra> and so do the new wraps from maccas
21:05:00 <johninja> thats a pretty good burger
21:05:00 <flagen> i dont mind KFC mashed potato though
21:05:00 <Kelevra> maccas bacon is shiteee
21:05:00 <faux> far out wtf do i do in my sleep, i lost my ring and one of my earrings
21:05:00 <faux> :S
21:05:00 <partay> The angus burger is dandy
21:06:00 <Caterpillar> Nikky` wb
21:06:00 <Pieter> but takes 10 working days :(
21:06:00 <faux> bazzy boo <3
21:06:00 <baz> what's the goss?
21:06:00 <faux> mmm nada, just had mum visiting from tassy *vom* she left yesti which is great
21:06:00 <johninja> lol
21:06:00 <Skrotus> I never like the bacon
21:06:00 <flagen> hungry jacks bacon deluxe
21:06:00 <Kelevra> I lost an earring on my way to melbourne
21:06:00 <Skrotus> I mean I like bacon but it's always crappy bacon
21:06:00 <johninja> blashpemy Skrotus
21:06:00 <faux> im searching everywhere in my bed sheets and theyre like non existent wahhhh
21:06:00 <johninja> lucky
21:06:00 <johninja> hmm
21:06:00 <faux> blashpemy
21:06:00 <Kelevra> it's fucking shit, I'd rather lose both and not have a reminder of how I am so shit at life
21:06:00 <konkat> blashphemy
21:06:00 <faux> fail
21:06:00 <johninja> eat a dick cuntz
21:06:00 <flagen> calm down
21:06:00 <flagen> havea goon
21:06:00 <faux> he typo'd the typo
21:06:00 <Skrotus> I'd cry if I lost my earring
21:06:00 <faux> he fails
21:06:00 <johninja> you especially konkat
21:06:00 <johninja> lol
21:06:00 <Skrotus> I never like the bacon
21:06:00 <flagen> hungry jacks bacon deluxe
21:06:00 <Kelevra> I lost an earring on my way to melbourne
21:06:00 <Skrotus> I mean I like bacon but it's always crappy bacon
21:06:00 <johninja> blashpemy Skrotus
21:06:00 <faux> im searching everywhere in my bed sheets and theyre like non existent wahhhh
21:06:00 <johninja> lucky
21:06:00 <johninja> hmm
21:06:00 <faux> blashpemy
21:06:00 <Kelevra> it's fucking shit, I'd rather lose both and not have a reminder of how I am so shit at life
21:06:00 <konkat> blashphemy
21:06:00 <faux> fail
21:06:00 <johninja> eat a dick cuntz
21:06:00 <flagen> calm down
21:06:00 <flagen> havea goon
21:06:00 <faux> he typo'd the typo
21:06:00 <Skrotus> I'd cry if I lost my earring
21:06:00 <faux> he fails
21:06:00 <johninja> you especially konkat
21:07:00 <baz> naw
21:07:00 <baz> weren't you happy to see her?
21:07:00 <faux> other than that im pretty boring - just uni work after uni work
21:07:00 <faux> and no, I wasn't
21:07:00 <faux> lol
21:07:00 <baz> fair enough
21:07:00 <baz> don't miss her?
21:07:00 <faux> i do, until she gets here
21:07:00 <baz> hah
21:07:00 <faux> then it's blablkhablhbalhblhababhlhblhabalhaba
21:07:00 <faux> cbf
21:07:00 <baz> got it ;)
21:07:00 <faux> massive ceebs
21:07:00 <faux> hows J
21:07:00 <Kelevra> bad joke but woe is me
21:07:00 <flagen> ;/
21:07:00 <faux> .
21:07:00 <johninja> yeah that is a shit joke
21:07:00 <johninja> you are propegating the myth that pitbulls are dangerous
21:07:00 <konkat> blashphemy = worst kind of blasphemy - worse than blashpemy
21:07:00 <Kelevra> YEAH SO'S YA MUM
21:07:00 <Kelevra> hawhawhaw
21:07:00 <konkat> johninja: are you going to say its all the owners?
21:07:00 <faux> and stay out
21:07:00 <Kelevra> bad joke but woe is me
21:07:00 <flagen> ;/
21:07:00 <faux> .
21:07:00 <johninja> yeah that is a shit joke
21:07:00 <johninja> you are propegating the myth that pitbulls are dangerous
21:07:00 <konkat> blashphemy = worst kind of blasphemy - worse than blashpemy
21:07:00 <Kelevra> YEAH SO'S YA MUM
21:07:00 <Kelevra> hawhawhaw
21:07:00 <konkat> johninja: are you going to say its all the owners?
21:07:00 <faux> and stay out
21:08:00 <baz> he's good
21:08:00 <baz> fucked off to the bedroom to watch Breaking Bad on his laptop
21:08:00 <faux> sour puss
21:08:00 <faux> lol
21:08:00 <baz> did you have a work Christmas party?
21:08:00 <faux> im so dumb, i always giggle at the title of that show, cos in arabic 'bad' = eggs
21:08:00 <megamanga> tits out fo rthe boyssssss
21:08:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/300947_10151442118969992_2077197909_n.jpg
21:08:00 <johninja> looks pretty harmless to me
21:08:00 <konkat> johninja:
21:08:00 <konkat> are you going to say its the owner?
21:08:00 <johninja> get a decent irc client fuckstick
21:08:00 <faux> and stay out
21:08:00 <johninja> loool
21:08:00 <faux> do you live on mars
21:08:00 <faux> why is teh ground red
21:08:00 <johninja> yes
21:08:00 <megamanga> tits out fo rthe boyssssss
21:08:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/300947_10151442118969992_2077197909_n.jpg
21:08:00 <johninja> looks pretty harmless to me
21:08:00 <konkat> johninja:
21:08:00 <konkat> are you going to say its the owner?
21:08:00 <johninja> get a decent irc client fuckstick
21:08:00 <faux> and stay out
21:08:00 <johninja> loool
21:08:00 <faux> do you live on mars
21:08:00 <faux> why is teh ground red
21:08:00 <johninja> yes
21:09:00 <faux> so its like breaking eggs
21:09:00 <baz> haha
21:09:00 <faux> what work sweets
21:09:00 <faux> im unemployed
21:09:00 <baz> oh
21:09:00 <Seeya> i wanta move to a country town start a rave nite
21:09:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmao
21:09:00 <Seeya> thats my dream
21:09:00 <baz> I thought you said you life consisted of a rotation of uni and work
21:09:00 <faux> no i said uni work
21:09:00 <baz> your*
21:09:00 <faux> lol
21:09:00 <sharky> faux : thought id meant "hijack a plane and crash it into a building..."
21:09:00 <sharky> but arabic is rather poor
21:09:00 <johninja> its semi-arid desert
21:09:00 <Skrotus> I want to live on mars but they won't let me because I'm crazy
21:09:00 <Kelevra> yeah I've seen a pic of johninja's ground outside
21:09:00 <Kelevra> it's all red looking
21:09:00 <konkat> ok
21:09:00 <konkat> done
21:09:00 <johninja> quit fertile soil but just never rains
21:09:00 <konkat> so its the owner, johninja?
21:09:00 <Kelevra> probably from the girls he slaughters in his backyard
21:09:00 <johninja> its your mum
21:09:00 <Kelevra> `seen TheCrow
21:09:00 <prowl> Kelevra, TheCrow ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 7 weeks 2 days 18 minutes ago (07.10. 19:51) stating "Quit: bbl xox" after spending 15 minutes there.
21:09:00 <Kelevra> =P
21:09:00 <Kelevra> jks
21:09:00 <konkat> cool joke, dude
21:09:00 <johninja> lolol
21:09:00 <johninja> ty
21:09:00 <faux> what happeend to thecrow
21:09:00 <Kelevra> haha
21:09:00 <johninja> its semi-arid desert
21:09:00 <Skrotus> I want to live on mars but they won't let me because I'm crazy
21:09:00 <Kelevra> yeah I've seen a pic of johninja's ground outside
21:09:00 <Kelevra> it's all red looking
21:09:00 <konkat> ok
21:09:00 <konkat> done
21:09:00 <johninja> quit fertile soil but just never rains
21:09:00 <konkat> so its the owner, johninja?
21:09:00 <Kelevra> probably from the girls he slaughters in his backyard
21:09:00 <johninja> its your mum
21:09:00 <Kelevra> `seen TheCrow
21:09:00 <prowl> Kelevra, TheCrow ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 7 weeks 2 days 18 minutes ago (07.10. 19:51) stating "Quit: bbl xox" after spending 15 minutes there.
21:09:00 <Kelevra> =P
21:09:00 <Kelevra> jks
21:09:00 <konkat> cool joke, dude
21:09:00 <johninja> lolol
21:09:00 <johninja> ty
21:09:00 <faux> what happeend to thecrow
21:09:00 <Kelevra> haha
21:10:00 <sharky> as, i dont like them.
21:10:00 <faux> rude
21:10:00 <baz> I thought the lack of punctuation was to emphasize the fast succession in which you were saying
21:10:00 <sharky> my last partner was from syria
21:10:00 <baz> uni work uni work
21:10:00 <faux> no babes
21:10:00 <faux> reading too much into it
21:10:00 <faux> lol
21:10:00 <sharky> but... i didnt care to understand that jibberish
21:10:00 <baz> lmaoooo
21:10:00 <baz> I'm really deep like that
21:10:00 <faux> heaps deep
21:10:00 <baz> to the moon and back
21:10:00 <faux> ;D
21:10:00 <faux> werent u dating
21:10:00 <konkat> you two still together?
21:10:00 <megamanga> i think i should grow a mullet
21:10:00 <johninja> she left irc because konkat and picard were bullying her
21:10:00 <Skrotus> she said bbl 7 weeks ago?
21:10:00 <konkat> rootin' with 0s and 1s
21:10:00 <Kelevra> 7 weeks? someone takeover her nick
21:10:00 <Skrotus> but she said bbl she should be back any time now
21:10:00 <Kelevra> doittoshither.org
21:10:00 <flagen> Channel Modes:/channel
21:10:00 <flagen> Clear://clear
21:10:00 <johninja> you realise i kinda met her irl konkat so that joke doesn't really work anymore right?
21:10:00 <faux> it went beyond 0s and 1s konkat keep up
21:10:00 <johninja> .02 points for effort though
21:10:00 <faux> werent u dating
21:10:00 <konkat> you two still together?
21:10:00 <megamanga> i think i should grow a mullet
21:10:00 <johninja> she left irc because konkat and picard were bullying her
21:10:00 <Skrotus> she said bbl 7 weeks ago?
21:10:00 <konkat> rootin' with 0s and 1s
21:10:00 <Kelevra> 7 weeks? someone takeover her nick
21:10:00 <Skrotus> but she said bbl she should be back any time now
21:10:00 <Kelevra> doittoshither.org
21:10:00 <flagen> Channel Modes:/channel
21:10:00 <flagen> Clear://clear
21:10:00 <johninja> you realise i kinda met her irl konkat so that joke doesn't really work anymore right?
21:10:00 <faux> it went beyond 0s and 1s konkat keep up
21:10:00 <johninja> .02 points for effort though
21:11:00 <baz> so I have goss for you
21:11:00 <faux> yay do tell
21:11:00 <baz> I had my Christmas party on Monday night
21:11:00 <baz> and I got seriously wasted
21:11:00 <faux> uh oh
21:11:00 <baz> and I'm so embarrassed
21:11:00 <faux> rofl
21:11:00 <faux> hurrrry
21:11:00 <faux> anticipation.
21:11:00 <baz> I don't remember the latter half of the night, at all
21:11:00 <faux> oh dear
21:11:00 <megamanga> did u smash her box
21:11:00 <johninja> ;)
21:11:00 <megamanga> or her asshole?
21:11:00 <Skrotus> I met her once or twice
21:11:00 <johninja> no comment
21:11:00 <faux> so you went to melb for a month boned and then came home
21:11:00 <faux> borefest
21:11:00 <megamanga> so she smashed your asshole
21:11:00 <johninja> lol
21:11:00 <megamanga> got it
21:11:00 <Kelevra> they shared fluids of some sort of nature
21:11:00 <johninja> yes
21:11:00 <partay> is she tidy?
21:11:00 <megamanga> haha tidy
21:11:00 <faux> gagging rn
21:11:00 <konkat> yes but it was only for a few days wasnt it... back to 0s and 1s
21:11:00 <megamanga> does she pop her chin out and shout CUM ON MY FACE!
21:11:00 <Kelevra> a few days?
21:11:00 <johninja> does that upset you konkat?
21:11:00 <megamanga> did u smash her box
21:11:00 <johninja> ;)
21:11:00 <megamanga> or her asshole?
21:11:00 <Skrotus> I met her once or twice
21:11:00 <johninja> no comment
21:11:00 <faux> so you went to melb for a month boned and then came home
21:11:00 <faux> borefest
21:11:00 <megamanga> so she smashed your asshole
21:11:00 <johninja> lol
21:11:00 <megamanga> got it
21:11:00 <Kelevra> they shared fluids of some sort of nature
21:11:00 <johninja> yes
21:11:00 <partay> is she tidy?
21:11:00 <megamanga> haha tidy
21:11:00 <faux> gagging rn
21:11:00 <konkat> yes but it was only for a few days wasnt it... back to 0s and 1s
21:11:00 <megamanga> does she pop her chin out and shout CUM ON MY FACE!
21:11:00 <Kelevra> a few days?
21:11:00 <johninja> does that upset you konkat?
21:12:00 <baz> I puked like a fucker and I think I woke the whole apartment block up by screaming for J to open the door
21:12:00 <baz> at like 4am
21:12:00 <faux> lmao
21:12:00 <baz> and I lost my wallet and phone
21:12:00 <Nikky`> Back
21:12:00 <faux> wtf you're horrible
21:12:00 <faux> wb Nikky`
21:12:00 <baz> I know
21:12:00 <baz> I was screaming "J open the door I lost everything!!!"
21:12:00 <baz> lmfao.
21:12:00 <faux> LOLLL
21:12:00 <baz> banging the gates and shit
21:12:00 <johninja> you seem MAD bro
21:12:00 <Skrotus> who is konkat?
21:12:00 <konkat> yes im furious
21:12:00 <johninja> a nobody
21:12:00 <konkat> im throwing shit all over the room
21:12:00 <Kelevra> is konkat hot?
21:12:00 <konkat> Kelevra - no
21:12:00 <Skrotus> did he have a different nick or is he newish?
21:12:00 <Kelevra> oh wells
21:12:00 <johninja> if you lie people that look like rodents i guess
21:12:00 <konkat> lie
21:12:00 <Kelevra> nah I don't dig rroents
21:12:00 <Kelevra> rodents
21:12:00 <faux> hes cute not gonna lie but has the personality of a pancake
21:12:00 <johninja> unlucky
21:12:00 <faux> lool
21:12:00 <faux> im so funny
21:12:00 <konkat> flat
21:12:00 <Kelevra> I love pancakes
21:12:00 <partay> lol
21:12:00 <konkat> shes saying im funny
21:12:00 <johninja> you seem MAD bro
21:12:00 <Skrotus> who is konkat?
21:12:00 <konkat> yes im furious
21:12:00 <johninja> a nobody
21:12:00 <konkat> im throwing shit all over the room
21:12:00 <Kelevra> is konkat hot?
21:12:00 <konkat> Kelevra - no
21:12:00 <Skrotus> did he have a different nick or is he newish?
21:12:00 <Kelevra> oh wells
21:12:00 <johninja> if you lie people that look like rodents i guess
21:12:00 <konkat> lie
21:12:00 <Kelevra> nah I don't dig rroents
21:12:00 <Kelevra> rodents
21:12:00 <faux> hes cute not gonna lie but has the personality of a pancake
21:12:00 <johninja> unlucky
21:12:00 <faux> lool
21:12:00 <faux> im so funny
21:12:00 <konkat> flat
21:12:00 <Kelevra> I love pancakes
21:12:00 <partay> lol
21:12:00 <konkat> shes saying im funny
21:13:00 <Nikky`> Thanks faux :o)
21:13:00 <faux> sch a dramatic drunk
21:13:00 <Nikky`> I'm not going to our x=mas party
21:13:00 <baz> I was puking all over the place.
21:13:00 <druidess> me either
21:13:00 <baz> and anyway, at some point I apparently told the VM off
21:13:00 <PerthWaTI> on paltalk
21:13:00 <druidess> when will u ppl learn
21:13:00 <faux> my last work christmas party was so slutfest
21:13:00 <baz> and he confronted me about it the next day, on Tuesday, when I was so hungover
21:13:00 <faux> all the receptionist sluts were humping my ex boss (who looks like the rock)
21:13:00 <konkat> wait
21:13:00 <konkat> no shes not
21:13:00 <johninja> you are the only person who thinks you are funny
21:13:00 <Skrotus> me too pancakes are great
21:13:00 <johninja> thats the sad part
21:13:00 <konkat> some pancakes can look funny
21:13:00 <Mew> konkat looks a bit like The_Baron if youve seen him
21:13:00 <Serenity> isnt konkat legless?
21:13:00 <Kelevra> wait if he was from melbourne he'd have porked thecrow
21:13:00 <konkat> hahahaha
21:13:00 <faux> no
21:13:00 <Serenity> oh
21:13:00 <Kelevra> so I guess he's foreign
21:13:00 <Kelevra> =(
21:13:00 <Serenity> who is it
21:13:00 <konkat> tiny teddy
21:13:00 <johninja> he is from melbourne and he failed so he is hating on someone who actually fucking did
21:13:00 <Serenity> TINY TEDDY ICE CREAM
21:13:00 <johninja> waahhh
21:13:00 <Serenity> hnngg
21:13:00 <konkat> that is me
21:13:00 <stompin> TITS
21:13:00 <konkat> wait
21:13:00 <konkat> no shes not
21:13:00 <johninja> you are the only person who thinks you are funny
21:13:00 <Skrotus> me too pancakes are great
21:13:00 <johninja> thats the sad part
21:13:00 <konkat> some pancakes can look funny
21:13:00 <Mew> konkat looks a bit like The_Baron if youve seen him
21:13:00 <Serenity> isnt konkat legless?
21:13:00 <Kelevra> wait if he was from melbourne he'd have porked thecrow
21:13:00 <konkat> hahahaha
21:13:00 <faux> no
21:13:00 <Serenity> oh
21:13:00 <Kelevra> so I guess he's foreign
21:13:00 <Kelevra> =(
21:13:00 <Serenity> who is it
21:13:00 <konkat> tiny teddy
21:13:00 <johninja> he is from melbourne and he failed so he is hating on someone who actually fucking did
21:13:00 <Serenity> TINY TEDDY ICE CREAM
21:13:00 <johninja> waahhh
21:13:00 <Serenity> hnngg
21:13:00 <konkat> that is me
21:13:00 <stompin> TITS
21:14:00 <baz> that I rocked up to work at noon instead of 9am, and left at 3 instead of 7 lol.
21:14:00 <faux> omg baz, what did you say
21:14:00 <baz> I said he never visited my store
21:14:00 <baz> he only goes to the same few big stores, and doesn't care about the others
21:14:00 <faux> LOL
21:14:00 <faux> so he visited
21:14:00 <baz> and he's so unprofessional
21:14:00 <baz> so he actually came the next day lol
21:14:00 <faux> good one
21:14:00 <stompin> and VAGIAN
21:14:00 <Serenity> all good i remember
21:14:00 <flagen> pz took a pic
21:14:00 <flagen> today
21:14:00 <Kelevra> so wait, he's from melbourne and cute and I've not banged him
21:14:00 <Skrotus> doesn't ring any bells for me
21:14:00 <Serenity> speak to my heart with food
21:14:00 <Kelevra> see i'm not a slut afterall!
21:14:00 <johninja> lol
21:14:00 <faux> god
21:14:00 <stompin> FAG
21:14:00 <flagen> fuck cant wait for payday
21:14:00 <konkat> had a tiny teddy and toblerone cheesecake the other day
21:14:00 <Kelevra> flagen amen to that
21:14:00 <Serenity> holy fucking shit
21:14:00 <partay> Kelevra since when does cute come into your calculations ?
21:14:00 <Serenity> thats amazing
21:14:00 <flagen> broke as a joke
21:14:00 <PandasDontDrive> birds eye vaginas
21:14:00 <Skrotus> I got paid a few hours ago
21:14:00 <flagen> but i got smokes and goon
21:14:00 <couleurs> blues clues
21:14:00 <konkat> yer it was bullshit amazing
21:14:00 <Kelevra> partay we can't judge everyone I've dated/fucked on anthonys looks
21:14:00 <stompin> and VAGIAN
21:14:00 <Serenity> all good i remember
21:14:00 <flagen> pz took a pic
21:14:00 <flagen> today
21:14:00 <Kelevra> so wait, he's from melbourne and cute and I've not banged him
21:14:00 <Skrotus> doesn't ring any bells for me
21:14:00 <Serenity> speak to my heart with food
21:14:00 <Kelevra> see i'm not a slut afterall!
21:14:00 <johninja> lol
21:14:00 <faux> god
21:14:00 <stompin> FAG
21:14:00 <flagen> fuck cant wait for payday
21:14:00 <konkat> had a tiny teddy and toblerone cheesecake the other day
21:14:00 <Kelevra> flagen amen to that
21:14:00 <Serenity> holy fucking shit
21:14:00 <partay> Kelevra since when does cute come into your calculations ?
21:14:00 <Serenity> thats amazing
21:14:00 <flagen> broke as a joke
21:14:00 <PandasDontDrive> birds eye vaginas
21:14:00 <Skrotus> I got paid a few hours ago
21:14:00 <flagen> but i got smokes and goon
21:14:00 <couleurs> blues clues
21:14:00 <konkat> yer it was bullshit amazing
21:14:00 <Kelevra> partay we can't judge everyone I've dated/fucked on anthonys looks
21:15:00 <Seeya> faux have u lived a dream b4
21:15:00 <Seeya> ?
21:15:00 <baz> I didn't know what to say to him… it was so awkward
21:15:00 <baz> he was like, "you said I was unprofessional"
21:15:00 <Seeya> i one step off
21:15:00 <Seeya> dream come true
21:15:00 <faux> "well, now that you're here.... I could use a raise?"
21:15:00 <Seeya> nah not listening
21:15:00 <Seeya> hi faux
21:15:00 <baz> anyway I happened to look in my letterbox today
21:15:00 <baz> and there was a note in it
21:15:00 <baz> and I got my wallet back!
21:15:00 <megamanga> whos anthony
21:15:00 <Serenity> ive been trying to convince my son he wants a cheesecake for his birthday party on saturday but he told me quite sternly he doesnt LIKE cheesecake.
21:15:00 <johninja> Kelevra thinks a plank of wood covered in feces is cute
21:15:00 <megamanga> is that johninja ?
21:15:00 <Serenity> heethen
21:15:00 <Serenity> heathen
21:15:00 <Skrotus> I don't know what any of these people look like anyway
21:15:00 <Kelevra> I've had winners, they just don't come online anymore
21:15:00 <partay> heh i like how he is used as a point of reference of everything bad in a male
21:15:00 <megamanga> GET A HAIRCUT johninja
21:15:00 <johninja> lol
21:15:00 <Kelevra> johninja cause it was, that's why I banged it!
21:15:00 <Kelevra> =P
21:15:00 <Serenity> i know what john looks like.
21:15:00 <konkat> so make him like it...he probs hasnt had the tiny teddy influence
21:15:00 <Serenity> we're going to have an affair one day
21:15:00 <faux> we all know what he looks like
21:15:00 <Serenity> whether he wants to or not
21:15:00 <faux> and his penis
21:15:00 <johninja> people don't know what i look like by now?
21:15:00 <Skrotus> I think I might have seen johninja
21:15:00 <konkat> Kelevra: wtf do you look like? photos now, or burn on a stake
21:15:00 <Skrotus> I know I've seen his penis anyway
21:15:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo i love my upstairs neighbour hes like u can have it loud as just turn it down at midnight ye
21:15:00 <Skrotus> :/
21:15:00 <megamanga> whos anthony
21:15:00 <Serenity> ive been trying to convince my son he wants a cheesecake for his birthday party on saturday but he told me quite sternly he doesnt LIKE cheesecake.
21:15:00 <johninja> Kelevra thinks a plank of wood covered in feces is cute
21:15:00 <megamanga> is that johninja ?
21:15:00 <Serenity> heethen
21:15:00 <Serenity> heathen
21:15:00 <Skrotus> I don't know what any of these people look like anyway
21:15:00 <Kelevra> I've had winners, they just don't come online anymore
21:15:00 <partay> heh i like how he is used as a point of reference of everything bad in a male
21:15:00 <megamanga> GET A HAIRCUT johninja
21:15:00 <johninja> lol
21:15:00 <Kelevra> johninja cause it was, that's why I banged it!
21:15:00 <Kelevra> =P
21:15:00 <Serenity> i know what john looks like.
21:15:00 <konkat> so make him like it...he probs hasnt had the tiny teddy influence
21:15:00 <Serenity> we're going to have an affair one day
21:15:00 <faux> we all know what he looks like
21:15:00 <Serenity> whether he wants to or not
21:15:00 <faux> and his penis
21:15:00 <johninja> people don't know what i look like by now?
21:15:00 <Skrotus> I think I might have seen johninja
21:15:00 <konkat> Kelevra: wtf do you look like? photos now, or burn on a stake
21:15:00 <Skrotus> I know I've seen his penis anyway
21:15:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo i love my upstairs neighbour hes like u can have it loud as just turn it down at midnight ye
21:15:00 <Skrotus> :/
21:16:00 <baz> thank fuck.
21:16:00 <Nikky`> yaay
21:16:00 <Nikky`> who the fuck has xmas party on weeknight tho
21:16:00 <baz> everyone at Myer was going on at me the next couple of days after
21:16:00 <baz> asking me what was with me on Tuesdasy
21:16:00 <baz> I looked so fucked
21:16:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye as!
21:16:00 <Serenity> speaking of photos mel
21:16:00 <Serenity> you said you'd take some for me
21:16:00 <Serenity> do it right now
21:16:00 <megamanga> i have photos
21:16:00 <flagen> this is me http://oi39.tinypic.com/2z750tw.jpg
21:16:00 <Kelevra> yeah I'll get on it tonight =D
21:16:00 <konkat> :)
21:16:00 <konkat> :(*
21:16:00 <konkat> ffs
21:16:00 <konkat> i need a wine
21:16:00 <faux> lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllol
21:16:00 <MoonShadow> go photo crazyyyyyy
21:16:00 <megamanga> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/960183_411105442320809_1417805390_n.jpg thats me
21:16:00 <konkat> laughing laughing laughing laughing etc
21:16:00 <Serenity> you have a stunning complexion megamanga
21:16:00 <Skrotus> looking good megamanga
21:16:00 <megamanga> why thank you!
21:16:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye as!
21:16:00 <Serenity> speaking of photos mel
21:16:00 <Serenity> you said you'd take some for me
21:16:00 <Serenity> do it right now
21:16:00 <megamanga> i have photos
21:16:00 <flagen> this is me http://oi39.tinypic.com/2z750tw.jpg
21:16:00 <Kelevra> yeah I'll get on it tonight =D
21:16:00 <konkat> :)
21:16:00 <konkat> :(*
21:16:00 <konkat> ffs
21:16:00 <konkat> i need a wine
21:16:00 <faux> lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllol
21:16:00 <MoonShadow> go photo crazyyyyyy
21:16:00 <megamanga> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/960183_411105442320809_1417805390_n.jpg thats me
21:16:00 <konkat> laughing laughing laughing laughing etc
21:16:00 <Serenity> you have a stunning complexion megamanga
21:16:00 <Skrotus> looking good megamanga
21:16:00 <megamanga> why thank you!
21:17:00 <baz> lol
21:17:00 <baz> Tuesday*
21:17:00 <baz> how embarrassing.
21:17:00 <johninja> lol@get a haircut
21:17:00 <Kelevra> konkat give us a geeze of you?
21:17:00 <couleurs> is that smoke in your photo or is your webcam from 1992
21:17:00 <Kelevra> please
21:17:00 <johninja> matthew was still raging about that the other day
21:17:00 <konkat> Matthew the gay?
21:17:00 <flagen> couleurs, rollies
21:17:00 <konkat> `seen matthew
21:17:00 <Serenity> why are people so concerned about other peoples hair
21:17:00 <prowl> konkat, I found 2 matches to your query: Matthew1, Matthew. Matthew1 ([email protected]) was last seen joining #brisbane 1 hour 44 minutes ago (27.11. 18:32). Matthew1 is still there.
21:17:00 <johninja> he found my profile pic from like febuary last year
21:17:00 <megamanga> i have photos of me from the mexican wrestling... thats about it
21:17:00 <Serenity> i copped shit for ages for having coloured hair.. seriously..
21:17:00 <Kelevra> Serenity I found johns bald look shocking when I saw him
21:17:00 <Skrotus> really?
21:17:00 <johninja> :o
21:17:00 <Kelevra> I was like 'oh fuck it's john'
21:17:00 <Kelevra> LOL
21:17:00 <Skrotus> I like ridiculously coloured hair
21:17:00 <johninja> lol
21:17:00 <johninja> lol@get a haircut
21:17:00 <Kelevra> konkat give us a geeze of you?
21:17:00 <couleurs> is that smoke in your photo or is your webcam from 1992
21:17:00 <Kelevra> please
21:17:00 <johninja> matthew was still raging about that the other day
21:17:00 <konkat> Matthew the gay?
21:17:00 <flagen> couleurs, rollies
21:17:00 <konkat> `seen matthew
21:17:00 <Serenity> why are people so concerned about other peoples hair
21:17:00 <prowl> konkat, I found 2 matches to your query: Matthew1, Matthew. Matthew1 ([email protected]) was last seen joining #brisbane 1 hour 44 minutes ago (27.11. 18:32). Matthew1 is still there.
21:17:00 <johninja> he found my profile pic from like febuary last year
21:17:00 <megamanga> i have photos of me from the mexican wrestling... thats about it
21:17:00 <Serenity> i copped shit for ages for having coloured hair.. seriously..
21:17:00 <Kelevra> Serenity I found johns bald look shocking when I saw him
21:17:00 <Skrotus> really?
21:17:00 <johninja> :o
21:17:00 <Kelevra> I was like 'oh fuck it's john'
21:17:00 <Kelevra> LOL
21:17:00 <Skrotus> I like ridiculously coloured hair
21:17:00 <johninja> lol
21:18:00 <baz> honestly I could have been raped on Monday night for all I know
21:18:00 <MoonShadow> lol
21:18:00 <Serenity> hot pink, blue etc
21:18:00 <couleurs> rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin
21:18:00 <Skrotus> fluro whatever
21:18:00 <stompin> bewbies
21:18:00 <Kelevra> even lee was shocked
21:18:00 <MoonShadow> i was like wtf did u doooo
21:18:00 <Serenity> cant remember who it was but every time this dick came on here he was like
21:18:00 <MoonShadow> i was overly shocked
21:18:00 <konkat> fuck the Black Keys really do have a great catalogue
21:18:00 <Kelevra> I wish I had've shaved it, it's a rush shaving a mans head
21:18:00 <johninja> i figured i'm getting old so might as well just keep it short
21:18:00 <Serenity> YEAH... WELL. YOUR HAIR IS PINK.
21:18:00 <Serenity> ok cool dude?
21:18:00 <flagen> Netz probable still has a old pic of me
21:18:00 <johninja> ooh
21:18:00 <Kelevra> 'will I or won't I, cut his ear off'
21:18:00 <Kelevra> ^.^
21:18:00 <johninja> lol
21:18:00 <Skrotus> hey Liinda
21:18:00 <konkat> omg
21:18:00 <MoonShadow> lol Kelevra
21:18:00 <MoonShadow> lol
21:18:00 <Serenity> hot pink, blue etc
21:18:00 <couleurs> rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin
21:18:00 <Skrotus> fluro whatever
21:18:00 <stompin> bewbies
21:18:00 <Kelevra> even lee was shocked
21:18:00 <MoonShadow> i was like wtf did u doooo
21:18:00 <Serenity> cant remember who it was but every time this dick came on here he was like
21:18:00 <MoonShadow> i was overly shocked
21:18:00 <konkat> fuck the Black Keys really do have a great catalogue
21:18:00 <Kelevra> I wish I had've shaved it, it's a rush shaving a mans head
21:18:00 <johninja> i figured i'm getting old so might as well just keep it short
21:18:00 <Serenity> YEAH... WELL. YOUR HAIR IS PINK.
21:18:00 <Serenity> ok cool dude?
21:18:00 <flagen> Netz probable still has a old pic of me
21:18:00 <johninja> ooh
21:18:00 <Kelevra> 'will I or won't I, cut his ear off'
21:18:00 <Kelevra> ^.^
21:18:00 <johninja> lol
21:18:00 <Skrotus> hey Liinda
21:18:00 <konkat> omg
21:18:00 <MoonShadow> lol Kelevra
21:19:00 <Seeya> fuck off fox
21:19:00 <johninja> chaos
21:19:00 <flagen> whos loading clones dumb shit
21:19:00 <Liinda> hi skrotes
21:19:00 <couleurs> rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin
21:19:00 <Liinda> konkat
21:19:00 <konkat> stfu
21:19:00 <johninja> everyone calm down
21:19:00 <megamanga> its fibry
21:19:00 <Kelevra> attac ofth clones
21:19:00 <Skrotus> it's fibry he's not loading clones
21:19:00 <johninja> its just fibry
21:19:00 <Liinda> fu
21:19:00 <flagen> lol
21:19:00 <Skrotus> he's just trying to get in
21:19:00 <couleurs> Hahaha.
21:19:00 <flagen> hahaha
21:19:00 <Liinda> =)
21:19:00 <couleurs> Mad.
21:19:00 <Kelevra> attack of the clones*
21:19:00 <MoonShadow> lol
21:19:00 <Liinda> couleurs
21:19:00 <Kelevra> how am I fkn lagging
21:19:00 <couleurs> hii Liinda
21:19:00 <johninja> your internet has herpies
21:19:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have nipples megamanga can you milk me?
21:19:00 <Kelevra> it and my ex have shit in common, winner!
21:19:00 <konkat> HAHAHAHA PandasDontDrive
21:19:00 <MoonShadow> oh wow
21:19:00 <johninja> lol
21:19:00 <johninja> chaos
21:19:00 <flagen> whos loading clones dumb shit
21:19:00 <Liinda> hi skrotes
21:19:00 <couleurs> rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin
21:19:00 <Liinda> konkat
21:19:00 <konkat> stfu
21:19:00 <johninja> everyone calm down
21:19:00 <megamanga> its fibry
21:19:00 <Kelevra> attac ofth clones
21:19:00 <Skrotus> it's fibry he's not loading clones
21:19:00 <johninja> its just fibry
21:19:00 <Liinda> fu
21:19:00 <flagen> lol
21:19:00 <Skrotus> he's just trying to get in
21:19:00 <couleurs> Hahaha.
21:19:00 <flagen> hahaha
21:19:00 <Liinda> =)
21:19:00 <couleurs> Mad.
21:19:00 <Kelevra> attack of the clones*
21:19:00 <MoonShadow> lol
21:19:00 <Liinda> couleurs
21:19:00 <Kelevra> how am I fkn lagging
21:19:00 <couleurs> hii Liinda
21:19:00 <johninja> your internet has herpies
21:19:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have nipples megamanga can you milk me?
21:19:00 <Kelevra> it and my ex have shit in common, winner!
21:19:00 <konkat> HAHAHAHA PandasDontDrive
21:19:00 <MoonShadow> oh wow
21:19:00 <johninja> lol
21:20:00 <Seeya> stealing my music for your radio
21:20:00 <johninja> ^
21:20:00 <Skrotus> lol
21:20:00 <johninja> hows things chris?
21:20:00 <Seeya> good
21:20:00 <johninja> havn't seen you around for a while
21:20:00 <johninja> cool
21:20:00 <Seeya> i hide
21:20:00 <Seeya> cause predators like johninja are around
21:20:00 <megamanga> im busy milking my pet ostrich, you're next
21:20:00 <johninja> sick brun
21:20:00 <Kelevra> haha
21:20:00 <MoonShadow> bbs ganna goo n work out
21:20:00 <Kelevra> do ostrich exist in aus?
21:20:00 <konkat> emu
21:20:00 <johninja> they are pretty much ecentricer emus
21:20:00 <megamanga> yeah they do
21:20:00 <flagen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjyyoAeHPzU
21:20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Petrol Powered Goon Bag Holocaust - Hey White Cunt ( Abocore ) (Mar 23, 2010) 1:31 - Category: Music - 96,842 views - 756 likes (92.9%), 58 dislikes (7.1%)
21:20:00 <Kelevra> yeah emus are different
21:20:00 <Serenity> CAUSE WHEN YOU REACH OVER AND PUT YOUR HAND INTO A PILE OF GOO
21:20:00 <Serenity> YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO
21:20:00 <megamanga> they breed them here for their feathers
21:20:00 <Liinda> emus and ostriches scare the fuck out of me
21:20:00 <Serenity> FORGET IT MARGE
21:20:00 <johninja> YOU are different
21:20:00 <Serenity> ITS CHINA TOWN
21:20:00 <megamanga> im busy milking my pet ostrich, you're next
21:20:00 <johninja> sick brun
21:20:00 <Kelevra> haha
21:20:00 <MoonShadow> bbs ganna goo n work out
21:20:00 <Kelevra> do ostrich exist in aus?
21:20:00 <konkat> emu
21:20:00 <johninja> they are pretty much ecentricer emus
21:20:00 <megamanga> yeah they do
21:20:00 <flagen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjyyoAeHPzU
21:20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Petrol Powered Goon Bag Holocaust - Hey White Cunt ( Abocore ) (Mar 23, 2010) 1:31 - Category: Music - 96,842 views - 756 likes (92.9%), 58 dislikes (7.1%)
21:20:00 <Kelevra> yeah emus are different
21:20:00 <Serenity> CAUSE WHEN YOU REACH OVER AND PUT YOUR HAND INTO A PILE OF GOO
21:20:00 <Serenity> YOU'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO
21:20:00 <megamanga> they breed them here for their feathers
21:20:00 <Liinda> emus and ostriches scare the fuck out of me
21:20:00 <Serenity> FORGET IT MARGE
21:20:00 <johninja> YOU are different
21:20:00 <Serenity> ITS CHINA TOWN
21:21:00 <johninja> :(
21:21:00 <johninja> apex predator
21:21:00 <Seeya> i make better music than u that counts bras
21:21:00 <johninja> i don't eat plankton though man
21:21:00 <johninja> you will be safe
21:21:00 <Kelevra> I'd love a feather, probably expensive though
21:21:00 <Skrotus> we have cassowary
21:21:00 <megamanga> very
21:21:00 <Skrotus> they can kill
21:21:00 <Liinda> Kelevra no they sell them online
21:21:00 <megamanga> they use them for industrial cleaning
21:21:00 <johninja> yeah cassowarys are mad cunts
21:21:00 <Kelevra> emus are dumb, they eat cigarettes if you hold them close neough
21:21:00 <Liinda> not sure if they are real ones
21:21:00 <johninja> do you seriously want emu feathers?
21:21:00 <MoonShadow> Kelevra: an johninja r hooties
21:21:00 <Kelevra> I'd cope with a few fake ones
21:21:00 <konkat> they are smart. they hide by sticking their heads into the ground. very smart.
21:21:00 <MoonShadow> hoties even
21:21:00 <johninja> they keep jumping in front of the car
21:21:00 <Serenity> theres an ice cream place here called simmos they have a pet emu at their original store
21:21:00 <Kelevra> mmoon <3
21:21:00 <Serenity> it steals your ice cream
21:21:00 <Kelevra> MoonShadow <3
21:21:00 <MoonShadow> <3
21:21:00 <Kelevra> I'd love a feather, probably expensive though
21:21:00 <Skrotus> we have cassowary
21:21:00 <megamanga> very
21:21:00 <Skrotus> they can kill
21:21:00 <Liinda> Kelevra no they sell them online
21:21:00 <megamanga> they use them for industrial cleaning
21:21:00 <johninja> yeah cassowarys are mad cunts
21:21:00 <Kelevra> emus are dumb, they eat cigarettes if you hold them close neough
21:21:00 <Liinda> not sure if they are real ones
21:21:00 <johninja> do you seriously want emu feathers?
21:21:00 <MoonShadow> Kelevra: an johninja r hooties
21:21:00 <Kelevra> I'd cope with a few fake ones
21:21:00 <konkat> they are smart. they hide by sticking their heads into the ground. very smart.
21:21:00 <MoonShadow> hoties even
21:21:00 <johninja> they keep jumping in front of the car
21:21:00 <Serenity> theres an ice cream place here called simmos they have a pet emu at their original store
21:21:00 <Kelevra> mmoon <3
21:21:00 <Serenity> it steals your ice cream
21:21:00 <Kelevra> MoonShadow <3
21:21:00 <MoonShadow> <3
21:22:00 <Nikky`> I'll be the alien johninja.. alien vs predator
21:22:00 <johninja> lol
21:22:00 <Nikky`> ooooh
21:22:00 <Seeya> gotta chop again
21:22:00 <Kelevra> fkn lag cunt bitch mother fucker molested prick wanker bastard fuckwad
21:22:00 <Kelevra> lag
21:22:00 <johninja> lol
21:22:00 <MoonShadow> ohhh
21:22:00 <johninja> fiesty
21:22:00 <MoonShadow> Kelevra: settle pettle
21:22:00 <konkat> blood
21:22:00 <Kelevra> been swearing way too much lately =\
21:22:00 <johninja> Kelevra is a latino
21:22:00 <MoonShadow> u have been its out of controll
21:22:00 <Kelevra> I use to get asked that lol
21:22:00 <couleurs> shits fucked cunts
21:22:00 <Kelevra> then it became the 'are you indian'
21:22:00 <transincorporation> Reverend Billy's off to jail for a year.
21:22:00 <Kelevra> fkn cunts
21:22:00 <Kelevra> fkn lag cunt bitch mother fucker molested prick wanker bastard fuckwad
21:22:00 <Kelevra> lag
21:22:00 <johninja> lol
21:22:00 <MoonShadow> ohhh
21:22:00 <johninja> fiesty
21:22:00 <MoonShadow> Kelevra: settle pettle
21:22:00 <konkat> blood
21:22:00 <Kelevra> been swearing way too much lately =\
21:22:00 <johninja> Kelevra is a latino
21:22:00 <MoonShadow> u have been its out of controll
21:22:00 <Kelevra> I use to get asked that lol
21:22:00 <couleurs> shits fucked cunts
21:22:00 <Kelevra> then it became the 'are you indian'
21:22:00 <transincorporation> Reverend Billy's off to jail for a year.
21:22:00 <Kelevra> fkn cunts
21:23:00 <johninja> hmmm indian
21:23:00 <MoonShadow> lol
21:23:00 <johninja> yeah i can see that a BIT
21:23:00 <johninja> you don't really have an indian face though
21:23:00 <Kelevra> as if! you look more indian you black cunt
21:23:00 <MoonShadow> k really brb workingout
21:23:00 <megamanga> wanna buy some magic?
21:23:00 <johninja> native american perhaps
21:23:00 <johninja> hahaha
21:23:00 <Kelevra> =P
21:23:00 <johninja> thats only my bogan tan
21:23:00 <johninja> i'm white as a sheet underneath
21:23:00 <Kelevra> not many bogans tan
21:23:00 <megamanga> http://www.funsted.com/pdata/t/l-3356.jpg wanna buy some magic ?
21:23:00 <johninja> hmmm indian
21:23:00 <MoonShadow> lol
21:23:00 <johninja> yeah i can see that a BIT
21:23:00 <johninja> you don't really have an indian face though
21:23:00 <Kelevra> as if! you look more indian you black cunt
21:23:00 <MoonShadow> k really brb workingout
21:23:00 <megamanga> wanna buy some magic?
21:23:00 <johninja> native american perhaps
21:23:00 <johninja> hahaha
21:23:00 <Kelevra> =P
21:23:00 <johninja> thats only my bogan tan
21:23:00 <johninja> i'm white as a sheet underneath
21:23:00 <Kelevra> not many bogans tan
21:23:00 <megamanga> http://www.funsted.com/pdata/t/l-3356.jpg wanna buy some magic ?
21:24:00 <Seeya> ()0()[][]\
21:24:00 <Seeya> (,0)()()\\
21:24:00 <Seeya> ( )( v)\/
21:24:00 <Seeya> thats first code
21:24:00 <Seeya> unlocks
21:24:00 <Skrotus> I do
21:24:00 <Kelevra> dave I swear in another life you did shit tons of drugs
21:24:00 <Kelevra> all the fun ones
21:24:00 <megamanga> me?
21:24:00 <Kelevra> yup
21:24:00 <megamanga> i dont need to
21:24:00 <megamanga> im awesome already
21:24:00 <Kelevra> not in this life
21:24:00 <Serenity> bogans dont tan.. theyre the ones on jan 27th posting all over facebook FARK M8 CARNT BLEEV 'OW FARKEN BURNT I GOT AYE with their white wifebeater permanently marked into their pudgy flesh
21:24:00 <Kelevra> that you are
21:24:00 <Skrotus> I do
21:24:00 <Kelevra> dave I swear in another life you did shit tons of drugs
21:24:00 <Kelevra> all the fun ones
21:24:00 <megamanga> me?
21:24:00 <Kelevra> yup
21:24:00 <megamanga> i dont need to
21:24:00 <megamanga> im awesome already
21:24:00 <Kelevra> not in this life
21:24:00 <Serenity> bogans dont tan.. theyre the ones on jan 27th posting all over facebook FARK M8 CARNT BLEEV 'OW FARKEN BURNT I GOT AYE with their white wifebeater permanently marked into their pudgy flesh
21:24:00 <Kelevra> that you are
21:25:00 <Seeya> who likes chocolate
21:25:00 <Seeya> freddos
21:25:00 <Seeya> G /0 O\ FREDO
21:25:00 <Seeya> i (=====)
21:25:00 <Seeya> m ) (
21:25:00 <Seeya> p / \
21:25:00 <johninja> GIMP!
21:25:00 <johninja> i like it
21:25:00 <Liinda> wb cuntcat :P
21:25:00 <Kelevra> LOL Serenity
21:25:00 <concat> omg i see what you did there
21:25:00 <Skrotus> omg Liinda such language
21:25:00 <Liinda> hehehe
21:25:00 <johninja> lol
21:25:00 <Liinda> oops typo
21:25:00 <flagen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDHJu62X7ww
21:25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: inxs - suicide blonde (1990) (Apr 14, 2011) 3:51 - Category: Music - 360,698 views - 1,200 likes (97.6%), 30 dislikes (2.4%)
21:25:00 <concat> Nikky` - tits or gtfo
21:25:00 <Kelevra> so like lee
21:25:00 <Nikky`> I'll leave
21:25:00 <Liinda> wb cuntcat :P
21:25:00 <Kelevra> LOL Serenity
21:25:00 <concat> omg i see what you did there
21:25:00 <Skrotus> omg Liinda such language
21:25:00 <Liinda> hehehe
21:25:00 <johninja> lol
21:25:00 <Liinda> oops typo
21:25:00 <flagen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDHJu62X7ww
21:25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: inxs - suicide blonde (1990) (Apr 14, 2011) 3:51 - Category: Music - 360,698 views - 1,200 likes (97.6%), 30 dislikes (2.4%)
21:25:00 <concat> Nikky` - tits or gtfo
21:25:00 <Kelevra> so like lee
21:25:00 <Nikky`> I'll leave
21:26:00 <Seeya> u know my song was defcon athem
21:26:00 <Seeya> if thats how athem is spelt
21:26:00 <Skrotus> it isn't
21:26:00 <Seeya> few years ago
21:26:00 <PerthWaTI> Inxs - Devil inside
21:26:00 <johninja> make him gtfo
21:26:00 <johninja> that was the deal
21:26:00 <Kelevra> she's working out and I'm molesting a rolo chocolate bar in my mind thats in the fridge
21:26:00 <Kelevra> hrm hrm hrmmmmm
21:26:00 <johninja> lol
21:26:00 <concat> johninja: lemonade with beer ROFL
21:26:00 <Skrotus> your mind is in the fridge?
21:26:00 <Liinda> omg rolo
21:26:00 <Kelevra> that's a shandy
21:26:00 <johninja> concat i <3 COCKtails
21:26:00 <megamanga> what drugs would i have done
21:26:00 <ITaL^GuY> hiiii Liinda xx
21:26:00 <johninja> drink some fucking beer ya poof
21:26:00 <megamanga> pieter says i inject marijuana
21:26:00 <Kelevra> Liinda they're so good hey
21:26:00 <ITaL^GuY> how the tooth?
21:26:00 <Liinda> ITaL^GuYheys hunnie
21:26:00 <johninja> make him gtfo
21:26:00 <johninja> that was the deal
21:26:00 <Kelevra> she's working out and I'm molesting a rolo chocolate bar in my mind thats in the fridge
21:26:00 <Kelevra> hrm hrm hrmmmmm
21:26:00 <johninja> lol
21:26:00 <concat> johninja: lemonade with beer ROFL
21:26:00 <Skrotus> your mind is in the fridge?
21:26:00 <Liinda> omg rolo
21:26:00 <Kelevra> that's a shandy
21:26:00 <johninja> concat i <3 COCKtails
21:26:00 <megamanga> what drugs would i have done
21:26:00 <ITaL^GuY> hiiii Liinda xx
21:26:00 <johninja> drink some fucking beer ya poof
21:26:00 <megamanga> pieter says i inject marijuana
21:26:00 <Kelevra> Liinda they're so good hey
21:26:00 <ITaL^GuY> how the tooth?
21:26:00 <Liinda> ITaL^GuYheys hunnie
21:27:00 <Seeya> defqon
21:27:00 <Seeya> rave festival
21:27:00 <johninja> ok
21:27:00 <Seeya> my song was athem
21:27:00 <Seeya> so fuck ya
21:27:00 <johninja> so you remixed someones song and it became yours
21:27:00 <johninja> nice
21:27:00 <johninja> my shandy would knock you on your ass
21:27:00 <Liinda> ITaL^GuY ive been popping panadols every few hours
21:27:00 <concat> love beer, but sans lemonade, because i refuse to take copious amounts of phallus in my ass
21:27:00 <Skrotus> my dad likes the shandys
21:27:00 <Skrotus> or used to
21:27:00 <couleurs> don't call me hunnie
21:27:00 <Kelevra> megamanga if you're into docos theres one called the cure about weed and this cop pretty much injects his daughter with cannibus
21:27:00 <johninja> concatrage
21:27:00 <Liinda> couleurs u said it was ok last night
21:27:00 <Liinda> cuntrage
21:27:00 <Kelevra> it's this bung straight to her heart or blood stream
21:27:00 <concat> oh yer im furious
21:27:00 <concat> i come on irc to rage
21:27:00 <Liinda> :P
21:27:00 <Kelevra> so don't knock it till you try it
21:27:00 <megamanga> what for
21:27:00 <Skrotus> :/
21:27:00 <concat> :(
21:27:00 <johninja> you seem pretty furious bru
21:27:00 <stompin> hey Liinda ;)
21:27:00 <Liinda> hiya stompeh
21:27:00 <johninja> my shandy would knock you on your ass
21:27:00 <Liinda> ITaL^GuY ive been popping panadols every few hours
21:27:00 <concat> love beer, but sans lemonade, because i refuse to take copious amounts of phallus in my ass
21:27:00 <Skrotus> my dad likes the shandys
21:27:00 <Skrotus> or used to
21:27:00 <couleurs> don't call me hunnie
21:27:00 <Kelevra> megamanga if you're into docos theres one called the cure about weed and this cop pretty much injects his daughter with cannibus
21:27:00 <johninja> concatrage
21:27:00 <Liinda> couleurs u said it was ok last night
21:27:00 <Liinda> cuntrage
21:27:00 <Kelevra> it's this bung straight to her heart or blood stream
21:27:00 <concat> oh yer im furious
21:27:00 <concat> i come on irc to rage
21:27:00 <Liinda> :P
21:27:00 <Kelevra> so don't knock it till you try it
21:27:00 <megamanga> what for
21:27:00 <Skrotus> :/
21:27:00 <concat> :(
21:27:00 <johninja> you seem pretty furious bru
21:27:00 <stompin> hey Liinda ;)
21:27:00 <Liinda> hiya stompeh
21:28:00 <johninja> i'me not sure that is how copyright works
21:28:00 <Seeya> copy
21:28:00 <Seeya> is meant to be
21:28:00 <Seeya> so u shut up
21:28:00 <Seeya> every one copys
21:28:00 <Nikky`> lol I like how Skrotus just goes, it isn't and leaves it at that
21:28:00 <Kelevra> the cop has twin daughters and one dies but the other survives
21:28:00 <johninja> go bat one out or something
21:28:00 <johninja> i'm sick of your slap fights
21:28:00 <concat> i am...ive ripped out 4 fists of hair since i joined
21:28:00 <Nikky`> I'm furious
21:28:00 <megamanga> yeah not into heart string tugging docos
21:28:00 <megamanga> show me the whale sperm
21:28:00 <Kelevra> she has cancer
21:28:00 <Kelevra> but the shit the cop does cures it
21:28:00 <johninja> Nikky` is cute when she is furious though
21:28:00 <Kelevra> it's a true heart warming story
21:28:00 <johninja> like an angry butterfly~
21:28:00 <stompin> parrot/big birds can go to hell
21:28:00 <Nikky`> naww johninja.. only coz its hard to stay mad at you
21:28:00 <stompin> scratches in the new ute :(
21:28:00 <johninja> ;D
21:28:00 <Kelevra> the cop has twin daughters and one dies but the other survives
21:28:00 <johninja> go bat one out or something
21:28:00 <johninja> i'm sick of your slap fights
21:28:00 <concat> i am...ive ripped out 4 fists of hair since i joined
21:28:00 <Nikky`> I'm furious
21:28:00 <megamanga> yeah not into heart string tugging docos
21:28:00 <megamanga> show me the whale sperm
21:28:00 <Kelevra> she has cancer
21:28:00 <Kelevra> but the shit the cop does cures it
21:28:00 <johninja> Nikky` is cute when she is furious though
21:28:00 <Kelevra> it's a true heart warming story
21:28:00 <johninja> like an angry butterfly~
21:28:00 <stompin> parrot/big birds can go to hell
21:28:00 <Nikky`> naww johninja.. only coz its hard to stay mad at you
21:28:00 <stompin> scratches in the new ute :(
21:28:00 <johninja> ;D
21:29:00 <johninja> i don't
21:29:00 <Seeya> i dont for me
21:29:00 <Picard> fuck
21:29:00 <Seeya> but for others i get cash
21:29:00 <johninja> very negative chatter
21:29:00 <Seeya> and weed
21:29:00 <Seeya> internet gets me stuff blank dvds are cash to me 5$ each
21:30:00 <Seeya> watch one day when i set up store at coles
21:30:00 <johninja> lol
21:30:00 <Seeya> with dvds of stuff off youtube
21:30:00 <johninja> selling burnt pornos and 'remixed' songs
21:30:00 <Seeya> or all the stuff u want to watch
21:31:00 <Seeya> nah
21:31:00 <Seeya> if it is that close
21:31:00 <Seeya> like near
21:31:00 <johninja> why would peopel buy a dvd when they could just watch youtube themselves
21:31:00 <johninja> you need to move somewhere like china where the internet is censored
21:31:00 <johninja> and then maybe
21:32:00 <Seeya> i may have smoken ice but ice dealers i want shot
21:32:00 <georgeandwell> why would u wana watch jewish lies
21:32:00 <Seeya> weed is better
21:32:00 <PerthWaTI> Inxs - Devil inside
21:33:00 <Loof> lol @ Inxs
21:33:00 <Seeya> dealers are shit less they give free
21:33:00 <Seeya> to good guys
21:33:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icDBSjbQL6A
21:33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Oz - The Story of Yuri Kosygin (Sep 9, 2009) 9:39 - Category: Entertainment - 42,055 views - 109 likes (95.6%), 5 dislikes (4.4%)
21:33:00 <WaixYourLegs> nigger nigger pull the trigger
21:34:00 <georgeandwell> does anyone likw jewish lies
21:35:00 <johninja> they make the world go round
21:36:00 <Nikky`> round and round and round
21:36:00 <Nikky`> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
21:36:00 <Picard> throw his shit in the bin
21:37:00 <johninja> in the bin with ya
21:37:00 <Picard> get farkedddddddd you lazy cunts
21:37:00 <Nikky`> it is bin night
21:37:00 <Picard> it is not bin night
21:37:00 <Picard> that was last night
21:38:00 <Nikky`> If I say its bin night..its farking bin night.. got it? good
21:38:00 <Nikky`> hehe
21:38:00 <Nikky`> Nah bin night here
21:38:00 <Picard> dont you faking yell at me, its not farking bin night
21:38:00 <johninja> every night is bin night at Nikky`s house
21:38:00 <Nikky`> lol yeah
21:39:00 <Nikky`> I put the rubbish out a lot
21:39:00 <Picard> get in the bin biatch
21:41:00 <Picard> watching beauty and the geek, they could get some geeks from irc for the next series
21:41:00 <Picard> plenty of cunts here dont leave their room
21:41:00 <PerthWaTI> anyone got paltalk ?
21:41:00 <johninja> no
21:41:00 <Picard> yes
21:41:00 <Seeya> i want a master someone to watch me learn kick boxing
21:41:00 <PerthWaTI> my username on paltalk is hackerlol msg me
21:42:00 <Picard> no
21:42:00 <Picard> u msg me
21:42:00 <PerthWaTI> is a aussie room on paltalk
21:42:00 <PerthWaTI> whats ur name
21:42:00 <PerthWaTI> sinister souls
21:42:00 <johninja> lol
21:42:00 <Picard> horny_bi_dude
21:42:00 <Seeya> i got good kick door frame
21:42:00 <PerthWaTI> aussie chat room on paltalks
21:42:00 <Seeya> imagine kick boxing
21:42:00 <PerthWaTI> http://oi39.tinypic.com/2z750tw.jpg
21:42:00 <johninja> got any more vids chris?
21:42:00 <Seeya> i should so do that
21:42:00 <PerthWaTI> pz
21:42:00 <PerthWaTI> is a smart man
21:42:00 <PerthWaTI> look out the pz
21:42:00 <PerthWaTI> on the cam
21:43:00 <PerthWaTI> with no ears
21:43:00 <Seeya> i need woman that can get me to thailand
21:43:00 <Seeya> so can study kicks
21:43:00 <Nikky`> Night Night
21:43:00 <PandasDontDrive> woop woop
21:43:00 <johninja> nini
21:43:00 <Picard> Seeya u can get a woman in thailand, why take one?
21:43:00 <Seeya> door frame to death kick
21:43:00 <Seeya> on ya head
21:44:00 <johninja> you realise if you just tried to straight up kick someone like that in public they would fold your leg up and put you on your ass right?
21:45:00 <PerthWaTI> wat?
21:45:00 <Seeya> fucken doctors
21:45:00 <Seeya> i will put shoes on
21:45:00 <PerthWaTI> thats it
21:45:00 <PerthWaTI> put ya dunlop volleys on
21:47:00 <Seeya> had to work up to it
21:47:00 <Seeya> but i did
21:47:00 <Seeya> it
21:47:00 <Seeya> i kicked the door frame
21:47:00 <georgeandwell> yo
21:48:00 <Picard> you my simple minded little fella are a complete fuck head
21:48:00 <PerthWaTI> trying to msg beagle on paltalk
21:48:00 <georgeandwell> wotz going on
21:48:00 <georgeandwell> 2nite
21:48:00 <georgeandwell> 2-2-2-2-2--22-222--nite
21:49:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.mamamia.com.au/rogue/woman-knitting-from-vagina/
21:49:00 <Serenity> lol pandas did u see that on my fb
21:50:00 <DemonsRun> that was quick
21:50:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope
21:50:00 <PandasDontDrive> Sui posted it in ps3
21:50:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont find it to be creative
21:50:00 <PandasDontDrive> i get it, but yeah..
21:51:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive
21:51:00 <PandasDontDrive> dad
21:51:00 <Picard> how are you son?
21:52:00 <PandasDontDrive> pretty good, just watching this game intro again cause it's rad, how are you?
21:53:00 <Seeya> kicked the door frame 6 times
21:53:00 <Seeya> top of it
21:54:00 <PandasDontDrive> howcome
21:54:00 <Seeya> cause ppl werent enjoying
21:54:00 <PandasDontDrive> enjoying what
21:54:00 <Seeya> the good day today
21:55:00 <Serenity> i dont find it creative in the least PandasDontDrive
21:55:00 <Seeya> thats my only exercise
21:55:00 <Serenity> i think its a way for some bland no talent to get some attention
21:55:00 <Serenity> tbh
21:55:00 <Seeya> Serenity my only exercise is kicking door frames
21:55:00 <johninja> see if you can kick yourself in the face
21:55:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5 me too
21:55:00 <johninja> then i'll be impressed
21:56:00 <Serenity> no offense chris but if I gave any less of a shit my arsehole would close in on its self
21:56:00 <Seeya> i gonna do it again
21:56:00 <Seeya> not u
21:56:00 <Seeya> u your cool
21:59:00 <Seeya> i got bongs
21:59:00 <nessy> i need a new car
21:59:00 <johninja> congrats
21:59:00 <nessy> can someone do all the work for me please
21:59:00 <Seeya> johninja did u finger mandyjane thats what i heard
22:00:00 <johninja> sure just send me 25k
22:00:00 <Seeya> did u not use hands to eat for 2 weeks
22:00:00 <johninja> i fingered your mum chris
22:00:00 <partay> lol
22:00:00 <johninja> and yes
22:01:00 <Picard> any of you poor cunts have Foxtel?
22:01:00 <johninja> BREAKING: Japan and South Korea have flown military aircraft through a new air defence zone declared by china
22:01:00 <johninja> i'm watching ESPN right now
22:01:00 <Picard> world war 3
22:01:00 <Picard> woo hoo
22:01:00 <Picard> do u watch Jungle Gold?
22:02:00 <johninja> fuck your air defence zone nucca
22:02:00 <johninja> ahh yeah i've seen it
22:02:00 <johninja> most of those shows are faked though
22:02:00 <Picard> yeah
22:02:00 <johninja> so i tend not to bother
22:02:00 <Picard> dodgy cunts in africa
22:02:00 <Picard> Ghana
22:02:00 <johninja> yeah
22:02:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0vEEHXajvY
22:02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Luck Aazma (Rock - Female)" Film Luck Ft. Shruti Hassan (May 30, 2011) 3:56 - Category: Entertainment - 74,030 views - 129 likes (92.8%), 10 dislikes (7.2%)
22:02:00 <johninja> always fuck up
22:02:00 <johninja> its like if beehhh owned a gold mine
22:03:00 <beehhh> i got deported in 2007 no money cant come back
22:03:00 <beehhh> would be good if i did
22:04:00 <Seeya> why are bitches about the cock
22:04:00 <Seeya> its the mind
22:05:00 <Seeya> dont think back front
22:05:00 <Seeya> i got u side ways
22:05:00 <johninja> drunk, stoned retarted socrates
22:06:00 <PerthWaTI> HOW CAN PZ BE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE ?
22:06:00 <PerthWaTI> YOU <3 THE PZ
22:06:00 <PerthWaTI> http://oi39.tinypic.com/2z750tw.jpg
22:07:00 <Serenity> are you talking about yourself in third person
22:07:00 <johninja> The zone also covers a submerged rock that South Korea says forms part of its territory.
22:07:00 <johninja> lol...fuckoff korea
22:07:00 <PerthWaTI> Serenity, let me think
22:08:00 <PerthWaTI> i plead guilty maybe hang on
22:08:00 <PerthWaTI> does anyone know how to access perth magistrates court listings /
22:10:00 <Serenity> http://www.courts.dotag.wa.gov.au/_apps/courtlists/default.aspx
22:12:00 <PerthWaTI> Serenity, that is Supreme and District I want Magistrates
22:12:00 <Serenity> you can get to it through there
22:13:00 <Serenity> i cant remember how but theres a link
22:13:00 <PerthWaTI> link?
22:13:00 <Serenity> somewhere in that mes of a page
22:13:00 <PerthWaTI> that link is district and supreme court i want magistrate court in joondalup
22:14:00 <PerthWaTI> Serenity, You can't get it.
22:14:00 <Serenity> im not trying to get it'
22:14:00 <Serenity> ..
22:15:00 <megamanga> beer
22:15:00 <megamanga> sickly sweet beer that cost too much
22:15:00 <PerthWaTI> Serenity, That is district and supreme court i googled aswell you can't get the link for Magistrate court
22:15:00 <Serenity> sweet beer?>
22:15:00 <blue> hi johninja
22:15:00 <blue> hi loof
22:15:00 <Loof> hey blue :)
22:15:00 <blue> what you done today?
22:16:00 <blue> me went to drs
22:16:00 <johninja> hi
22:16:00 <johninja> oh tru
22:16:00 <johninja> you ok?
22:16:00 <Loof> designed this webpage blue: http://pjg.mobi/emiliecooks/
22:16:00 <Loof> and played games
22:16:00 <blue> ok
22:16:00 <blue> what you done tonight?
22:17:00 <blue> me watch tv
22:17:00 <Loof> i dont watch tv
22:17:00 <Loof> spend most of the night looking for my usb stick
22:17:00 <Loof> didn't find it
22:17:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
22:17:00 <beehhh> thats me folks
22:18:00 <blue> ok
22:18:00 <blue> what time you got up today?i got up at eight thirty
22:18:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
22:19:00 <Serenity> yes PerthWaTI youre right sorry
22:19:00 <Serenity> i must have been thinking of the bunbury one
22:19:00 <blue> got any plans for the weekend loof
22:19:00 <PerthWaTI> Serenity, i gotta be there in the morning at 8am
22:19:00 <Serenity> what for
22:19:00 <johninja> lol@beehh
22:19:00 <Loof> just to get wasted blue
22:20:00 <PerthWaTI> obstruit p/p, breach of community based order
22:20:00 <Serenity> tsk tsk
22:20:00 <Serenity> what will happen to you
22:20:00 <beehhh> those are legit
22:20:00 <beehhh> not fake
22:20:00 <PerthWaTI> i dunno but i got the $5 for the lawyer
22:20:00 <PerthWaTI> but relaly speaking
22:20:00 <johninja> i'm going ot print them out and use them
22:20:00 <PerthWaTI> why should i give $5 to legal aid
22:20:00 <beehhh> cool
22:21:00 <beehhh> use them
22:21:00 <PerthWaTI> why shouldi pay lawyer
22:21:00 <beehhh> me not going to make it
22:21:00 <blue> whens your brother getting married loof
22:21:00 <Loof> ah soon as
22:21:00 <Loof> my wife knows the exact date
22:22:00 <beehhh> Loof ate his wife arse
22:22:00 <johninja> nothing wrong with that
22:22:00 <Serenity> what exactly is a community based order
22:22:00 <Loof> i'm on a community treatment order
22:23:00 <PerthWaTI> Serenity, please hold
22:23:00 <johninja> i imagine its a fancy name for community service
22:23:00 <johninja> oooh alien docos
22:23:00 <Serenity> good behaviour type deal?
22:23:00 <johninja> bbs
22:23:00 <Loof> forced medication
22:23:00 <PerthWaTI> Serenity, http://www.australiancriminallawyers.com.au/web/page/WA_Murder_s.279_of_the_Criminal_Code
22:23:00 <johninja> my mate got community service, had to plant some trees and shit
22:24:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol i rooted this dunce of a chick once
22:24:00 <WaixYourLegs> shouldvte really i think she may have been slightly retarded
22:24:00 <doctor> what a nice fellow. doing stuff for the community
22:24:00 <WaixYourLegs> anyway she reckons her brother killed someone
22:24:00 <WaixYourLegs> and got off on a warning
22:24:00 <PerthWaTI> yer?
22:24:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz u always get a warning first
22:24:00 <Serenity> murder??
22:24:00 <PerthWaTI> like i only tried to help the community
22:24:00 <WaixYourLegs> i was like.. yep yep yep
22:24:00 <WaixYourLegs> when we gonna fuck
22:24:00 <PerthWaTI> they said i threatened them with guns
22:24:00 <doctor> i can't help them
22:25:00 <blue> hi doctor
22:25:00 <doctor> theyre on a tangent of their own
22:25:00 <PerthWaTI> i was like
22:25:00 <doctor> hello blue
22:25:00 <Serenity> are you saying you killed someone
22:25:00 <PerthWaTI> what
22:25:00 <PerthWaTI> Serenity, yer back in the 90s
22:25:00 <beehhh> im from vic
22:25:00 <beehhh> previous three gone missing
22:25:00 <doctor> you haven't killed anyone
22:26:00 <doctor> we only silently kill each other, not directly
22:26:00 <PerthWaTI> only thea time i dragged her back from mt claremont
22:26:00 <PerthWaTI> bayview hotel
22:26:00 <Serenity> =/
22:27:00 <PerthWaTI> interesting taxi ride i had in 2008 back from burswood casino
22:27:00 <PerthWaTI> hmmm
22:27:00 <PerthWaTI> must have been a serial killer
22:27:00 <doctor> johninja, it's reached that time of the night
22:27:00 <beehhh> canada is very very peaceful
22:28:00 <Loof> the time when the sane go to sleep?
22:28:00 <doctor> yes
22:28:00 <johninja> yeah making threats on the internet is one thing
22:28:00 <johninja> lol so i see doctor
22:29:00 <johninja> gonna have a shower and heat up some pasta
22:29:00 <johninja> should be fun
22:29:00 <beehhh> poor asians encourage humble aussie to do crime even thou asian are never directly involved
22:29:00 <Loof> mmm pasta
22:29:00 <Loof> food of the gods
22:30:00 <blue> what you going to put in your pasta
22:31:00 <doctor> this is johninja and I http://i5.minus.com/iQ0PXnflaltGu.jpg
22:33:00 <Serenity> are you lenny?
22:34:00 <doctor> yes
22:34:00 <beehhh> johninja would score drugs on dead persons prescription he wouldnt hesitate
22:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> bah me wants more vegies
22:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> nom nom
22:35:00 <WaixYourLegs> i farteed on a monkey
22:35:00 <doctor> this is pandas http://31.media.tumblr.com/17bf3642a1676fc9eca8326bd0698440/tumblr_mw2mzcvbk71r0bwkso1_500.jpg
22:37:00 <PerthWaTI> www.youtube.com/watch?v=39Af5kgNTUE
22:37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Screaming Jets - Better (studio) (Jun 15, 2013) 4:40 - Category: Music - 3,536 views - 15 likes (83.3%), 3 dislikes (16.7%)
22:37:00 <PandasDontDrive> damn DS9 repeats
22:38:00 <couleurs> cool
22:39:00 <blue> good night johninja
22:39:00 <couleurs> what you done today blue
22:39:00 <couleurs> stayed at home?
22:39:00 <johninja> nini
22:39:00 <johninja> just chucking some parmesian on it btw
22:39:00 <beehhh> no rain in mt isa
22:39:00 <johninja> i get to be lenny!
22:39:00 <johninja> damn that was my good eye
22:39:00 <beehhh> faux will die in liverpool hospital year unknown
22:39:00 <johninja> beehhh stop making predictions
22:40:00 <PerthWaTI> www.youtube.com/watch?v=39Af5kgNTUE
22:40:00 <johninja> you are shit at it
22:40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Screaming Jets - Better (studio) (Jun 15, 2013) 4:40 - Category: Music - 3,536 views - 15 likes (83.3%), 3 dislikes (16.7%)
22:40:00 <beehhh> ok
22:40:00 <johninja> ok
22:40:00 <doctor> no, you may be carl if you want
22:40:00 <beehhh> guess iwas a fortune seller
22:40:00 <johninja> looks like you had a nice mullet happening back in the day
22:40:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
22:40:00 <johninja> yeah the bottom one
22:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> weeeetbix
22:41:00 <johninja> go from very serious indian guy to smiley bogan
22:41:00 <beehhh> yeah
22:41:00 <johninja> you actually got darker too
22:42:00 <johninja> must be the aussie sun
22:42:00 <beehhh> yup
22:42:00 <beehhh> http://i.imgur.com/s1XRfRq.jpg
22:44:00 <doctor> good ol beehhh
22:44:00 <couleurs> beehhh stinx
22:45:00 <johninja> summertime beenie to cover up receding hairline
22:45:00 <johninja> i like it
22:45:00 <PandasDontDrive> thats u beehhh?
22:45:00 <beehhh> thx doctor this world dont understand me but you do
22:45:00 <PandasDontDrive> u look, normal..
22:46:00 <PandasDontDrive> and ur pic makes me want to order food from you..
22:46:00 <beehhh> yes PandasDontDrive
22:46:00 <WaixYourLegs> man my patrol is gonna be so fuckin sikkkkk
22:46:00 <johninja> i would go for a drive in his cab
22:47:00 <WaixYourLegs> johninja
22:47:00 <WaixYourLegs> going from that
22:47:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzIwWDk2MA==/z/5TgAAOxypNtSgfPU/$_20.JPG
22:47:00 <WaixYourLegs> to this
22:47:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j191/BIG_GQ/GUshorty.jpg
22:47:00 <briss> Heh.
22:47:00 <johninja> whats the old one worth?
22:48:00 <WaixYourLegs> 24ish
22:48:00 <WaixYourLegs> its gonna be the same car
22:48:00 <WaixYourLegs> its mine thats for sale atm
22:48:00 <johninja> shit eh, i had someone pick up a GXL for 6k
22:48:00 <WaixYourLegs> but im thinking cutting it
22:48:00 <WaixYourLegs> GU 4.2 Turbo... worth way more than a garbage GXL :P
22:48:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1397179_10201700315283555_1986462384_o.jpg
22:48:00 <johninja> haha
22:49:00 <johninja> i wouldn't mind getting one of those cheapass jeeps to flog around for a bit
22:49:00 <WaixYourLegs> mmmm
22:49:00 <johninja> only cheap because they cost a shitload to repair but meh why bother
22:49:00 <johninja> just flog it until it breaks and park it up
22:49:00 <johninja> at those prices
22:51:00 <WaixYourLegs> and cost a shitload in fuel
22:51:00 <johninja> yeah
22:51:00 <johninja> not as much as my old f100 though lol
22:52:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
22:52:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/5215_141367839991_6227593_n.jpg
22:52:00 <johninja> bought it for 3k
22:52:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurkers brother has an f100
22:52:00 <Serenity> i think
22:53:00 <thestig> omg personal info
22:53:00 <megamanga> is dat a f250
22:53:00 <megamanga> baller
22:53:00 <ShadowLurker> he does
22:53:00 <johninja> nah just a 100
22:53:00 <johninja> tank still
22:53:00 <megamanga> still a tank
22:53:00 <johninja> yeh lol
22:53:00 <johninja> the steering pins were half fucked too
22:54:00 <johninja> would rattle along at 150 no worries
22:54:00 <johninja> anything more than that and it got scary
22:54:00 <couleurs> u wanna rays me
22:54:00 <johninja> sure bro
22:54:00 <johninja> where did you park your bmx?
22:54:00 <couleurs> meet u at chapel st
22:55:00 <johninja> ohh...you're gonna race me in THAT (lol)
22:55:00 <couleurs> f u i got a car!!!!!!!
22:55:00 <couleurs> i'm "cool"
22:55:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfDI2ZjXwK8
22:55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cold Chisel - "Khe San" (Dec 27, 2006) 4:39 - Category: Music - 698,163 views - 1,310 likes (97.9%), 28 dislikes (2.1%)
22:55:00 <couleurs> i'm pimped
22:56:00 <megamanga> ill race you on my emu
22:57:00 <couleurs> yes!!!!!
22:57:00 <megamanga> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=201889876665858
22:58:00 <johninja> lol sif it will hold his weight
22:58:00 <megamanga> my thoughts exactly
22:58:00 <johninja> lucky he didn't get the shit kicked out of him
22:59:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfDI2ZjXwK8
22:59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cold Chisel - "Khe San" (Dec 27, 2006) 4:39 - Category: Music - 698,163 views - 1,310 likes (97.9%), 28 dislikes (2.1%)
22:59:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ7KGfmJZuA
22:59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Necro - Drug Dealing (Nov 21, 2010) 0 - Category: Music - 47,453 views - 168 likes (94.9%), 9 dislikes (5.1%)
22:59:00 <PerthWaTI> causseim a
23:01:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=215804198601630&set=vb.118705921489082&type=2&theater
23:01:00 <faux> hehe
23:02:00 <johninja> lel
23:02:00 <WaixYourLegs> lellle
23:02:00 <johninja> she pretty tidy
23:03:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TO48Cnl66w
23:03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dido - Thank You (Oct 3, 2009) 3:14 - Category: Music - 20,832,700 views - 70,657 likes (98.9%), 788 dislikes (1.1%)
23:03:00 <sharky> shes standing infront of abin
23:03:00 <sharky> :/
23:04:00 <Serenity> and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i want to thank youuu
23:04:00 <sharky> i mean if i wanted a homeless chick... offereing a bed probably would swoo them
23:04:00 <sharky> swoon
23:04:00 <doctor> i don't think that's real
23:04:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TO48Cnl66w
23:04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dido - Thank You (Oct 3, 2009) 3:14 - Category: Music - 20,832,700 views - 70,657 likes (98.9%), 788 dislikes (1.1%)
23:04:00 <sharky> doctor : Hyoure nt a real dcotor
23:05:00 <sharky> and i dcant type
23:05:00 <doctor> true
23:05:00 <sharky> sorry didnt mean to give you shit
23:05:00 <sharky> you sseem nice
23:05:00 <doctor> no offence taken
23:06:00 <briss> Heh.
23:06:00 <briss> Ugh.
23:06:00 <johninja> dr is my kinda physician
23:07:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWvbJsB0OBc
23:07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tom Jones - It's Not Unusual With Lyrics (Nov 3, 2012) 1:59 - Category: Music - 4,005 views - 27 likes (96.4%), 1 dislikes (3.6%)
23:08:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OKHAD2c3X8
23:08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tom Jones - Delilah (with lyrics) (Nov 5, 2012) 3:28 - Category: Music - 10,629 views - 25 likes (96.2%), 1 dislikes (3.8%)
23:12:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-house
23:20:00 <shadsam> https://soundcloud.com/wayned-2/analogue-church-house
23:20:00 <shadsam> nice one
23:22:00 <johninja> lol
23:22:00 <johninja> congratulating yourself
23:22:00 <johninja> how was payday?
23:22:00 <shadsam> lil bit romancin
23:22:00 <shadsam> lil bit chers flaps
23:23:00 <shadsam> bought a mic
23:23:00 <johninja> ahh yeah
23:23:00 <shadsam> and a smoke machine
23:23:00 <johninja> chers flaps would be dry as
23:23:00 <shadsam> yay
23:23:00 <shadsam> tryna get lyrics
23:24:00 <shadsam> gunna fire up my laser n smoke machine
23:24:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDHJu62X7ww
23:24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: inxs - suicide blonde (1990) (Apr 14, 2011) 3:51 - Category: Music - 361,046 views - 1,200 likes (97.6%), 30 dislikes (2.4%)
23:24:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur a smoke machine!
23:24:00 <PandasDontDrive> ner ner
23:25:00 <shadsam> lol yea
23:25:00 <shadsam> lil but of mully mull mull
23:25:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana marry my xbox
23:26:00 <shadsam> 360 ?
23:26:00 <PandasDontDrive> one
23:26:00 <shadsam> ub pimpin
23:26:00 <shadsam> ya made cunt
23:27:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo this movie the mechanic isnt as bad as i thought last time i saw it
23:27:00 <shadsam> when u getting plane down here bra
23:27:00 <PandasDontDrive> when ah steal one
23:27:00 <shadsam> so we can get some yeah yeah and party
23:27:00 <shadsam> ps3 100 bux
23:27:00 <shadsam> should i buy it
23:27:00 <PerthWaTI> lol
23:27:00 <PerthWaTI> sold
23:28:00 <shadsam> can u use laptop screen for ps3 ?
23:28:00 <PandasDontDrive> some YEA YEA YAAAH
23:28:00 <PerthWaTI> be more specific
23:28:00 <PandasDontDrive> 100 bux awesome
23:28:00 <shadsam> yea
23:28:00 <shadsam> hello PerthWaTI
23:28:00 <PerthWaTI> dx-486 IBM Aptiva
23:28:00 <PerthWaTI> $4000
23:29:00 <shadsam> lol
23:29:00 <PerthWaTI> drop the bass
23:29:00 <shadsam> fuckn oath
23:29:00 <shadsam> chap
23:30:00 <PerthWaTI> 486
23:30:00 <shadsam> 486
23:30:00 <shadsam> 4k
23:30:00 <shadsam> funny cunts
23:30:00 <PerthWaTI> IBM Aptiva inbuilt 13.3k modem
23:30:00 <shadsam> china buy it
23:31:00 <shadsam> funny cunts
23:31:00 <shadsam> :P
23:31:00 <PerthWaTI> windows 3.11 and 30 windows 95 install floppy disks
23:31:00 <shadsam> lollllllll
23:31:00 <shadsam> yea
23:31:00 <PerthWaTI> $4000
23:31:00 <shadsam> 14.4
23:31:00 <PerthWaTI> 13.3
23:31:00 <shadsam> 4k mate
23:31:00 <PerthWaTI> 13.3k
23:31:00 <shadsam> no rain checks
23:31:00 <PerthWaTI> cash upfront or kill ya
23:31:00 <shadsam> bargain
23:31:00 <shadsam> mate
23:32:00 <shadsam> 4000
23:32:00 <PerthWaTI> cash upfront and ya dont even get the 486 gangsta
23:32:00 <shadsam> ,lollllllll
23:32:00 <shadsam> want 2 grams
23:32:00 <shadsam> up front
23:32:00 <PandasDontDrive> fart
23:32:00 <PerthWaTI> yeah big jip
23:32:00 <PerthWaTI> i swear
23:33:00 <shadsam> full jip
23:33:00 <PerthWaTI> juppas
23:33:00 <PerthWaTI> haha
23:33:00 <shadsam> jipton tea
23:33:00 <PandasDontDrive> if i still had my ps3 prob be in bed playin bayonetta fallin asleep
23:33:00 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
23:33:00 <shadsam> lol
23:33:00 <shadsam> screeews
23:33:00 <johninja> lol wb screwss
23:33:00 <shadsam> how r ya mate
23:33:00 <johninja> glad to see you have some data left
23:34:00 <Loof> jewss
23:34:00 <screwss> yo
23:34:00 <screwss> never better
23:35:00 <PerthWaTI> Screaming Jets - Better
23:37:00 <johninja> screwss irl https://ssl.cdn.ncmedical.com/items/fullsize/2009_06_01_13_17_09__14_NC95165_LG.jpg
23:37:00 <couleurs> lol
23:38:00 <Loof> lol
23:39:00 <screwss> whered you find that pic
23:40:00 <screwss> http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRIa2zmogFZyPosokXe3x7bCuMqDo5-7PkcY61DGSePG633HfNFw
23:40:00 <screwss> johninja: in real life
23:40:00 <johninja> h8trs gonna h8
23:40:00 <megamanga> hahahah
23:40:00 <screwss> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b1/Rolf_Harris.jpg
23:40:00 <PandasDontDrive> wooo
23:42:00 <doctor> he was once happy
23:42:00 <doctor> not sure if so this day
23:43:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-nCZTtJ_wI
23:43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Michael Jackson - Thriller Lyrics ᴴᴰ (Oct 30, 2011) 5:22 - Category: Music - 68,602 views - 160 likes (97.6%), 4 dislikes (2.4%)
23:44:00 <shadsam> THIS IS THE BEST
23:44:00 <shadsam> THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF OUR LIVES
23:44:00 <PerthWaTI> yes
23:44:00 <PerthWaTI> yup
23:44:00 <PerthWaTI> its me
23:45:00 <screwss> that is the worst, the worst song that ive heard
23:45:00 <shadsam> :P
23:45:00 <shadsam> lol
23:45:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5uzq2EYiwY
23:45:00 <shadsam> no shirt with fan on
23:45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Michael Jackson-Smooth Criminal (Lyrics.) (Mar 1, 2013) 4:18 - Category: People and Blogs - 4,609 views - 18 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:46:00 <shadsam> :))))))))))))
23:46:00 <PandasDontDrive> woohoo first ac4 multi game n i won
23:46:00 <PerthWaTI> Michael Jackson-Smooth Criminal
23:46:00 <shadsam> cool bra
23:46:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5uzq2EYiwY
23:46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Michael Jackson-Smooth Criminal (Lyrics.) (Mar 1, 2013) 4:18 - Category: People and Blogs - 4,609 views - 18 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:50:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXf1cb_WGmc
23:50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Michael Jackson-Beat It (Lyrics) (Sep 26, 2010) 4:22 - Category: Music - 35,275 views - 174 likes (96.7%), 6 dislikes (3.3%)
23:51:00 <megamanga> bum bum
23:54:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqWXAK-pAdA
23:54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Michael Jackson - They Don't Care About Us Lyrics (Mar 31, 2010) 4:45 - Category: Music - 464,769 views - 2,238 likes (97.9%), 49 dislikes (2.1%)
23:54:00 <Loof> such a well thought out nick u have there Sexyguy123! did ur mum come up with it for you?
23:57:00 <screwss> haha
23:59:00 <PerthWaTI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDHJu62X7ww
23:59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: inxs - suicide blonde (1990) (Apr 14, 2011) 3:51 - Category: Music - 361,046 views - 1,200 likes (97.6%), 30 dislikes (2.4%)
23:59:00 <johninja> lol you listen to that song a LOT
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