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00:00 <{LeE}> whats that got to do with porn
00:00 <Warren1984> johninja -> http://www.redtube.com/335846?utm_source=PBWeb&utm_medium=PT&utm_campaign=PBWeb
00:00 <knives> food porn
00:00 <{LeE}> i need a joint 
00:00 <Kelevra> well black people are the colour of chocolate and it's a cadbury chocolate pull apart and pulling is sometimes what happens in porn
00:00 <Kelevra> mmmm pulling
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
00:00 <Kelevra> the lone wanker in the corner
00:00 <{LeE}> lmfao
00:00 <knives> mmmm parts
00:00 <{LeE}> oh my
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> top deck porn
00:00 <{LeE}> whats that got to do with porn
00:00 <Warren1984> johninja -> http://www.redtube.com/335846?utm_source=PBWeb&utm_medium=PT&utm_campaign=PBWeb
00:00 <knives> food porn
00:00 <{LeE}> i need a joint 
00:00 <Kelevra> well black people are the colour of chocolate and it's a cadbury chocolate pull apart and pulling is sometimes what happens in porn
00:00 <Kelevra> mmmm pulling
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
00:00 <Kelevra> the lone wanker in the corner
00:00 <{LeE}> lmfao
00:00 <knives> mmmm parts
00:00 <{LeE}> oh my
00:00 <WaixYourLegs> top deck porn
01:00 <knives> fuckers
01:00 <knives> now i want sweet stuff
01:00 <Kelevra> a friend and I use to souly watch porn just to find the creepiest backround lone wanker
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> sugar bowl to the mrs pussy
01:00 <Kelevra> some of their facial expressions are excellent
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> Kelevra.. i found him today
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I always pick the best times to look back in don't I?
01:00 <knives> fuckers
01:00 <knives> now i want sweet stuff
01:00 <Kelevra> a friend and I use to souly watch porn just to find the creepiest backround lone wanker
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> sugar bowl to the mrs pussy
01:00 <Kelevra> some of their facial expressions are excellent
01:00 <WaixYourLegs> Kelevra.. i found him today
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I always pick the best times to look back in don't I?
02:00 <Kelevra> 'oh I gotta hard and stick it in her before that guy gets her all soppy and gluggy with his cum, get hard, come on penis, work!'
02:00 <Kelevra> the dedication is awesome
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://gallery.midgetsexmania.com/sex-porn/midget-sex-mania-03/midget-sex/4.jpg
02:00 <johninja> lol
02:00 <Kelevra> I can't click it, it says midget.. I'm frightened of midgets
02:00 <Kelevra> 'oh I gotta hard and stick it in her before that guy gets her all soppy and gluggy with his cum, get hard, come on penis, work!'
02:00 <Kelevra> the dedication is awesome
02:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://gallery.midgetsexmania.com/sex-porn/midget-sex-mania-03/midget-sex/4.jpg
02:00 <johninja> lol
02:00 <Kelevra> I can't click it, it says midget.. I'm frightened of midgets
03:00 <Kelevra> I briefly got over the fear this year and it came back somehow
03:00 <Kelevra> I saw one who looked like a garden gnome and it made me laugh but when I think of them having sex or doing sexual things it gives me the heebie jeebies
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> its good
03:00 <Kelevra> they're super strong
03:00 <Kelevra> I briefly got over the fear this year and it came back somehow
03:00 <Kelevra> I saw one who looked like a garden gnome and it made me laugh but when I think of them having sex or doing sexual things it gives me the heebie jeebies
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
03:00 <WaixYourLegs> its good
03:00 <Kelevra> they're super strong
04:00 <Maurice> Guess we'll never meet then, Kelevra
04:00 <Maurice> :P
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> the wanker is uber loner
04:00 <Kelevra> and I think their dicks are regular sized
04:00 <Kelevra> le shock factor
04:00 <MistressOfMayhem> midget porn
04:00 <MistressOfMayhem> again?
04:00 <Kelevra> Maurice I'm only scared of the male ones
04:00 <Kelevra> women who are short I caan't stop looking at caus I wish I was short
04:00 <Kelevra> =\
04:00 <MistressOfMayhem> midget dicks are regular sized?????
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.bizar.com/free-sex/free+midget+sex/midget+sex+movie.jpg
04:00 <Maurice> Guess we'll never meet then, Kelevra
04:00 <Maurice> :P
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> the wanker is uber loner
04:00 <Kelevra> and I think their dicks are regular sized
04:00 <Kelevra> le shock factor
04:00 <MistressOfMayhem> midget porn
04:00 <MistressOfMayhem> again?
04:00 <Kelevra> Maurice I'm only scared of the male ones
04:00 <Kelevra> women who are short I caan't stop looking at caus I wish I was short
04:00 <Kelevra> =\
04:00 <MistressOfMayhem> midget dicks are regular sized?????
04:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://www.bizar.com/free-sex/free+midget+sex/midget+sex+movie.jpg
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> found him again
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> thats like
05:00 <Kelevra> MistressOfMayhem yeah, I'm fairly sure
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> same amount of food on a smaller plate
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> just makes it look bigger
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol
05:00 <Kelevra> my ex was 6'5 or some shit and he had the dick of a baby so yeah my perception is pretty shocking at times
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh wow
05:00 <partay> hahah
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> poor cunt
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i've always found, broader shouldered guys, stocky, not fat
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> have bigger dicks
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> idk
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> found him again
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> thats like
05:00 <Kelevra> MistressOfMayhem yeah, I'm fairly sure
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> same amount of food on a smaller plate
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> just makes it look bigger
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol
05:00 <Kelevra> my ex was 6'5 or some shit and he had the dick of a baby so yeah my perception is pretty shocking at times
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh wow
05:00 <partay> hahah
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
05:00 <WaixYourLegs> poor cunt
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i've always found, broader shouldered guys, stocky, not fat
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> have bigger dicks
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> idk
06:00 <partay> its true\
06:00 <partay> \
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> they gotta have the groinal V
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hot
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> otherwise too much fat in front of the groin
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> wana suck my pony tail?
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> who would want to suck hair PandasDontDrive?
06:00 <partay> its true\
06:00 <partay> \
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> they gotta have the groinal V
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hot
06:00 <WaixYourLegs> otherwise too much fat in front of the groin
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> wana suck my pony tail?
06:00 <MistressOfMayhem> who would want to suck hair PandasDontDrive?
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://i.imgur.com/PcpPZd7.png
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> pro airbrush lol
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> `seen pieter
07:00 <prowl> WiLd_TuRkeY, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 1 day 1 hour 55 minutes ago (19.11. 21:12) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 8 hours 39 minutes there.
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> http://i.imgur.com/PcpPZd7.png
07:00 <WaixYourLegs> pro airbrush lol
07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> `seen pieter
07:00 <prowl> WiLd_TuRkeY, Pieter ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 1 day 1 hour 55 minutes ago (19.11. 21:12) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 8 hours 39 minutes there.
08:00 <Kelevra> I've dated super skinny guys and they've had decent dick sizes but it's pretty weird if you fuck them facing them due to being able to feel their spinal bone things then your mind wanders to mr burns and dinosaurs
08:00 <Kelevra> it's all just so bad
08:00 <simba> lol
08:00 <Maurice> LOL
08:00 <simba> u r always talking about dix
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> cocks r great
08:00 <Kelevra> WELL SHIT
08:00 <Maurice> I had a dude with the biggest dick, cervix smasher and he weighed less than me
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> there is so much variety
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> cunts are cunts
08:00 <Kelevra> It went from midgets to dicks
08:00 <Maurice> Which isn't hard since I'm 150kgs
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> a bit of damage here and there
08:00 <Kelevra> I've dated super skinny guys and they've had decent dick sizes but it's pretty weird if you fuck them facing them due to being able to feel their spinal bone things then your mind wanders to mr burns and dinosaurs
08:00 <Kelevra> it's all just so bad
08:00 <simba> lol
08:00 <Maurice> LOL
08:00 <simba> u r always talking about dix
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> cocks r great
08:00 <Kelevra> WELL SHIT
08:00 <Maurice> I had a dude with the biggest dick, cervix smasher and he weighed less than me
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> there is so much variety
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> cunts are cunts
08:00 <Kelevra> It went from midgets to dicks
08:00 <Maurice> Which isn't hard since I'm 150kgs
08:00 <WaixYourLegs> a bit of damage here and there
09:00 <partay> WaixYourLegs no
09:00 <Kelevra> LOL
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> but for the most part with a cunt u seen 1 u seen em all
09:00 <Kelevra> not true
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
09:00 <partay> there are some scarey vag's
09:00 <Kelevra> I've seen pussy that looks like a crushed snail
09:00 <Maurice> LOL
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> like i said bit of damage
09:00 <partay> WaixYourLegs no
09:00 <Kelevra> LOL
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> but for the most part with a cunt u seen 1 u seen em all
09:00 <Kelevra> not true
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
09:00 <partay> there are some scarey vag's
09:00 <Kelevra> I've seen pussy that looks like a crushed snail
09:00 <Maurice> LOL
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
09:00 <WaixYourLegs> like i said bit of damage
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> but stretch the sides and they all look pretty much the same
10:00 <Kelevra> then you see the tidy ones
10:00 <IAmSpeed> What the fuck?!
10:00 <{LeE}> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cock
10:00 <Kelevra> then there's the surgery ones and the messy ones
10:00 <Kelevra> oh and the really thick haired ones
10:00 <Kelevra> and the bum fluff ones
10:00 <simba> lol lee
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
10:00 <{LeE}> lol ohai simba
10:00 <Kelevra> and the holes are positioned differently
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> cunts r cunts
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> bah the impact damage
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> bar*
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> but stretch the sides and they all look pretty much the same
10:00 <Kelevra> then you see the tidy ones
10:00 <IAmSpeed> What the fuck?!
10:00 <{LeE}> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cock
10:00 <Kelevra> then there's the surgery ones and the messy ones
10:00 <Kelevra> oh and the really thick haired ones
10:00 <Kelevra> and the bum fluff ones
10:00 <simba> lol lee
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
10:00 <{LeE}> lol ohai simba
10:00 <Kelevra> and the holes are positioned differently
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> cunts r cunts
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> bah the impact damage
10:00 <WaixYourLegs> bar*
11:00 <Kelevra> you can get ones that are more at the front or ones that are more at the back or ones directly in the middle
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> split a cunthole open
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> its just a hole
11:00 <{LeE}> i suck Kelevra wang daily 
11:00 <knives> they're all holes
11:00 <Kelevra> lol {LeE}
11:00 <{LeE}> hey knives
11:00 <knives> but they're not all the same
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> lolol
11:00 <{LeE}> :P
11:00 <Kelevra> they're not all holes ffs
11:00 <knives> sup lee
11:00 <Kelevra> are you penis wearers gay
11:00 <Kelevra> FFS
11:00 <{LeE}> not much knives n u
11:00 <Kelevra> I must look deep into every porno
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> theres way more variety in cocks
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> actually
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> theres way more variety in tits
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> than there is cunts
11:00 <knives> they are all holes
11:00 <Kelevra> you can get ones that are more at the front or ones that are more at the back or ones directly in the middle
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> split a cunthole open
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> its just a hole
11:00 <{LeE}> i suck Kelevra wang daily 
11:00 <knives> they're all holes
11:00 <Kelevra> lol {LeE}
11:00 <{LeE}> hey knives
11:00 <knives> but they're not all the same
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> lolol
11:00 <{LeE}> :P
11:00 <Kelevra> they're not all holes ffs
11:00 <knives> sup lee
11:00 <Kelevra> are you penis wearers gay
11:00 <Kelevra> FFS
11:00 <{LeE}> not much knives n u
11:00 <Kelevra> I must look deep into every porno
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> theres way more variety in cocks
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> actually
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> theres way more variety in tits
11:00 <WaixYourLegs> than there is cunts
11:00 <knives> they are all holes
12:00 <knives> that's how it works
12:00 <Kelevra> I disagree
12:00 <knives> but they're not all the same
12:00 <{LeE}> Kelevra we are going sexyland shopping on friday
12:00 <simba> any holes a gole
12:00 <Kelevra> wo0t
12:00 <knives> bout the same lee
12:00 <{LeE}> :D
12:00 <{LeE}> kool knives
12:00 <Kelevra> like seriously there has to be someone who has done a test on this shit
12:00 <{LeE}> i need a new beatle
12:00 <johninja> http://tihomalko.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/great-wall-vagina1.jpg?w=899
12:00 <knives> kik
12:00 <knives> that's how it works
12:00 <Kelevra> I disagree
12:00 <knives> but they're not all the same
12:00 <{LeE}> Kelevra we are going sexyland shopping on friday
12:00 <simba> any holes a gole
12:00 <Kelevra> wo0t
12:00 <knives> bout the same lee
12:00 <{LeE}> :D
12:00 <{LeE}> kool knives
12:00 <Kelevra> like seriously there has to be someone who has done a test on this shit
12:00 <{LeE}> i need a new beatle
12:00 <johninja> http://tihomalko.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/great-wall-vagina1.jpg?w=899
12:00 <knives> kik
13:00 <{LeE}> n need new pornos
13:00 <knives> lol*
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> see
13:00 <{LeE}> O_O
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> theyre pretty much the same
13:00 <knives> how are they not all holes?
13:00 <Kelevra> I refuse to believe males have a more complex organ that can be more different in shape and size then a females vagina
13:00 <knives> i'm not saying they're all the same
13:00 <Kelevra> YOU DID
13:00 <knives> quite the opposite
13:00 <Kelevra> you said they're holes
13:00 <knives> but in effect they are all holes
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> the only thing thats changed on those cunts is the flaps
13:00 <{LeE}> n need new pornos
13:00 <knives> lol*
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> see
13:00 <{LeE}> O_O
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> theyre pretty much the same
13:00 <knives> how are they not all holes?
13:00 <Kelevra> I refuse to believe males have a more complex organ that can be more different in shape and size then a females vagina
13:00 <knives> i'm not saying they're all the same
13:00 <Kelevra> YOU DID
13:00 <knives> quite the opposite
13:00 <Kelevra> you said they're holes
13:00 <knives> but in effect they are all holes
13:00 <WaixYourLegs> the only thing thats changed on those cunts is the flaps
14:00 <Kelevra> they're not exactly holes, they're more like golf course pockets
14:00 <knives> i know i did
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> big fucking woop
14:00 <Kelevra> they do have an end don't they?
14:00 <Kelevra> wait they do don't they?
14:00 <Kelevra> o.O
14:00 <knives> no
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> i wanna see a cunt difference 1 being 4 inches and 1 being 11 inches
14:00 <{LeE}> Kelevra whats that in the kitchen
14:00 <knives> they go on.. FOREVER!
14:00 <Kelevra> I don't get the tubes and cervix bullshit
14:00 <Kelevra> mum never got me a book
14:00 <knives> i'm coming to visit you and lee and get awesome home cooking
14:00 <Kelevra> they're not exactly holes, they're more like golf course pockets
14:00 <knives> i know i did
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> big fucking woop
14:00 <Kelevra> they do have an end don't they?
14:00 <Kelevra> wait they do don't they?
14:00 <Kelevra> o.O
14:00 <knives> no
14:00 <WaixYourLegs> i wanna see a cunt difference 1 being 4 inches and 1 being 11 inches
14:00 <{LeE}> Kelevra whats that in the kitchen
14:00 <knives> they go on.. FOREVER!
14:00 <Kelevra> I don't get the tubes and cervix bullshit
14:00 <Kelevra> mum never got me a book
14:00 <knives> i'm coming to visit you and lee and get awesome home cooking
15:00 <{LeE}> huh lol
15:00 <{LeE}> wait what
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> cervis is the lower bit of the womb
15:00 <Kelevra> she can cook whilst I look up where a vagina ends
15:00 <knives> sounds fair
15:00 <{LeE}> ok
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> fallopian tubes send the egg to ur womb
15:00 <{LeE}> sounds good to me
15:00 <Serenity> cevix is the entrance to the womb
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> yes
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> the bottom bit
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> what i just fucking said
15:00 <knives> then we can compare vagoos
15:00 <Serenity> you can feel it if you jam your fingers up there enough
15:00 <Serenity> its soft
15:00 <johninja> lol
15:00 <{LeE}> :O
15:00 <{LeE}> huh lol
15:00 <{LeE}> wait what
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> cervis is the lower bit of the womb
15:00 <Kelevra> she can cook whilst I look up where a vagina ends
15:00 <knives> sounds fair
15:00 <{LeE}> ok
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> fallopian tubes send the egg to ur womb
15:00 <{LeE}> sounds good to me
15:00 <Serenity> cevix is the entrance to the womb
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> yes
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> the bottom bit
15:00 <WaixYourLegs> what i just fucking said
15:00 <knives> then we can compare vagoos
15:00 <Serenity> you can feel it if you jam your fingers up there enough
15:00 <Serenity> its soft
15:00 <johninja> lol
15:00 <{LeE}> :O
16:00 <johninja> "i think you just hit the end"
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
16:00 <johninja> thats how you know ;)
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> u can bruise it hey
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> with ur cock
16:00 <Kelevra> so theres the vagina cavity that goes up into the tubes into the cervix into the womb
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> ive done it to my mrs
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> slammed into her cervix
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> woooo
16:00 <Serenity> no mel
16:00 <Serenity> lol
16:00 <Kelevra> so it does eventually have an end somehow I'd imagine
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> isoexcited
16:00 <Maurice> Like your dick is close to that big
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> its almost thurs
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ray martin
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> umm a vag is like 5 inches
16:00 <Kelevra> IT'S SO CONFUSING
16:00 <Serenity> your vagina is where the dick goes. into the cervix. to the womb
16:00 <Maurice> I stand by my comment
16:00 <Serenity> the tubes come off either side to your ovaries
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> no one has a cock less than 5 inches
16:00 <knives> picture a goat head
16:00 <Maurice> I still stand by it
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmao
16:00 <Kelevra> so like.. nic could fuck you in your womb?
16:00 <Serenity> bullshit
16:00 <knives> that's what it's like
16:00 <johninja> "i think you just hit the end"
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
16:00 <johninja> thats how you know ;)
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> u can bruise it hey
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> with ur cock
16:00 <Kelevra> so theres the vagina cavity that goes up into the tubes into the cervix into the womb
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> ive done it to my mrs
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> slammed into her cervix
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> woooo
16:00 <Serenity> no mel
16:00 <Serenity> lol
16:00 <Kelevra> so it does eventually have an end somehow I'd imagine
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> isoexcited
16:00 <Maurice> Like your dick is close to that big
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> its almost thurs
16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ray martin
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> umm a vag is like 5 inches
16:00 <Kelevra> IT'S SO CONFUSING
16:00 <Serenity> your vagina is where the dick goes. into the cervix. to the womb
16:00 <Maurice> I stand by my comment
16:00 <Serenity> the tubes come off either side to your ovaries
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> no one has a cock less than 5 inches
16:00 <knives> picture a goat head
16:00 <Maurice> I still stand by it
16:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmao
16:00 <Kelevra> so like.. nic could fuck you in your womb?
16:00 <Serenity> bullshit
16:00 <knives> that's what it's like
17:00 <Maurice> LOL
17:00 <Serenity> ^pilot^ had a 3.5 inch dick
17:00 <Maurice> Rofl Serenity
17:00 <Maurice> Like my ex
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> pilot does not have a 3.5 inch dick
17:00 <Serenity> he does
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> nope
17:00 <Serenity> i fucked him i should know
17:00 <knives> ^bic^
17:00 <Maurice> Have you felt it, WaixYourLegs?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> 3.5
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> hard?
17:00 <Serenity> yes hard
17:00 <knives> wtf
17:00 <Serenity> its a little larger than a lighter
17:00 <Maurice> But not much
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol i just jump into other channel and ask him
17:00 <Maurice> Like Anthony
17:00 <Maurice> LOL
17:00 <Serenity> ^pilot^ had a 3.5 inch dick
17:00 <Maurice> Rofl Serenity
17:00 <Maurice> Like my ex
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> pilot does not have a 3.5 inch dick
17:00 <Serenity> he does
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> nope
17:00 <Serenity> i fucked him i should know
17:00 <knives> ^bic^
17:00 <Maurice> Have you felt it, WaixYourLegs?
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> 3.5
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> hard?
17:00 <Serenity> yes hard
17:00 <knives> wtf
17:00 <Serenity> its a little larger than a lighter
17:00 <Maurice> But not much
17:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol i just jump into other channel and ask him
17:00 <Maurice> Like Anthony
18:00 <Kelevra> wait did WaixYourLegs fuck marko or did marko fuck him
18:00 <knives> there's a difference between pilot and ^pilotboy^
18:00 <Maurice> ROFL yeah and he'll tell you the truth..
18:00 <Serenity> yes
18:00 <Maurice> No guy will ever admit his dick is under 9 inches
18:00 <Serenity> marko is not on irc
18:00 <IAmSpeed> My dick isn't 9 inches.
18:00 <Maurice> Mine is
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah u said ^pilot^
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> so im going with that
18:00 <Maurice> And thats soft
18:00 <johninja> mines only 8 inches (thick)
18:00 <knives> thats not the only difference
18:00 <IAmSpeed> Nine inches is pretty big.
18:00 <simba> 9 inches is gigantic i dont think people have a problem admitting that
18:00 <Maurice> Lol johninja
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
18:00 <knives> and still, there's a diference between pilot and ^pilot^
18:00 <Kelevra> wait did WaixYourLegs fuck marko or did marko fuck him
18:00 <knives> there's a difference between pilot and ^pilotboy^
18:00 <Maurice> ROFL yeah and he'll tell you the truth..
18:00 <Serenity> yes
18:00 <Maurice> No guy will ever admit his dick is under 9 inches
18:00 <Serenity> marko is not on irc
18:00 <IAmSpeed> My dick isn't 9 inches.
18:00 <Maurice> Mine is
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah u said ^pilot^
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> so im going with that
18:00 <Maurice> And thats soft
18:00 <johninja> mines only 8 inches (thick)
18:00 <knives> thats not the only difference
18:00 <IAmSpeed> Nine inches is pretty big.
18:00 <simba> 9 inches is gigantic i dont think people have a problem admitting that
18:00 <Maurice> Lol johninja
18:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
18:00 <knives> and still, there's a diference between pilot and ^pilot^
19:00 <Kelevra> anthony will admit his dick is small, he announced at the dinner table that his phone size pissed him off cause the screen was bigger than his cock
19:00 <Serenity> yeah any guy is gonna say sure my dick is 3.5 inches rofl
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> nine and thick
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> thats huge
19:00 <Maurice> LOL Kelevra
19:00 <Kelevra> it's a sony xperia
19:00 <Maurice> When I questioned him, he denied it
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> im 7 full hard with a bit of pressure on my groin
19:00 <Serenity> you're an idiot if you think no guy is smaller than 5 inches
19:00 <Kelevra> oh shit really
19:00 <Serenity> loads are
19:00 <simba> loool WaixYourLegs
19:00 <Maurice> Hehe load
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> i get about half inch when i push the groin fat in
19:00 <johninja> lol yeah i doubt he will just be like "yep its true, want to see a pic?"
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
19:00 <Serenity> i wish i had the pic he gave me
19:00 <Serenity> to prove it
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> i beat u im seven five
19:00 <knives> i honestly have no idea what my dick size is
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> now i wana fkn cigarette
19:00 <Kelevra> anthony will admit his dick is small, he announced at the dinner table that his phone size pissed him off cause the screen was bigger than his cock
19:00 <Serenity> yeah any guy is gonna say sure my dick is 3.5 inches rofl
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> nine and thick
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> thats huge
19:00 <Maurice> LOL Kelevra
19:00 <Kelevra> it's a sony xperia
19:00 <Maurice> When I questioned him, he denied it
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> im 7 full hard with a bit of pressure on my groin
19:00 <Serenity> you're an idiot if you think no guy is smaller than 5 inches
19:00 <Kelevra> oh shit really
19:00 <Serenity> loads are
19:00 <simba> loool WaixYourLegs
19:00 <Maurice> Hehe load
19:00 <WaixYourLegs> i get about half inch when i push the groin fat in
19:00 <johninja> lol yeah i doubt he will just be like "yep its true, want to see a pic?"
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
19:00 <Serenity> i wish i had the pic he gave me
19:00 <Serenity> to prove it
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> i beat u im seven five
19:00 <knives> i honestly have no idea what my dick size is
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> now i wana fkn cigarette
20:00 <simba> lol at the people listing their dick size
20:00 <Maurice> Go measure, now knives
20:00 <knives> never measured it heh
20:00 <Maurice> Then send me pics
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> how do u not know
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> thinkin bout dicks makes me want to smoke
20:00 <Kelevra> I have a dick pic of anthony but no one wants  that shtt
20:00 <Maurice> Whip out that ruler
20:00 <knives> now? it's flacid
20:00 <Kelevra> just makes them want to cry
20:00 <Maurice> Seen it, Kelevra :/
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> man up cunt
20:00 <Maurice> Never recovered
20:00 <Kelevra> haha
20:00 <Kelevra> poor bastard couldn't not piss on his shoes
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> `topic  <PandasDontDrive> thinkin bout dicks makes me want to smoke
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> oops
20:00 <partay> lol
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
20:00 <Maurice> Thats like liking your own status on FB
20:00 <Kelevra> fkn tripod stand to go toilet..
20:00 <knives> <PandasDontDrive> thinkin bout dicks makes me want to smoke pole
20:00 <simba> lol at the people listing their dick size
20:00 <Maurice> Go measure, now knives
20:00 <knives> never measured it heh
20:00 <Maurice> Then send me pics
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> how do u not know
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> thinkin bout dicks makes me want to smoke
20:00 <Kelevra> I have a dick pic of anthony but no one wants  that shtt
20:00 <Maurice> Whip out that ruler
20:00 <knives> now? it's flacid
20:00 <Kelevra> just makes them want to cry
20:00 <Maurice> Seen it, Kelevra :/
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> man up cunt
20:00 <Maurice> Never recovered
20:00 <Kelevra> haha
20:00 <Kelevra> poor bastard couldn't not piss on his shoes
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> `topic  <PandasDontDrive> thinkin bout dicks makes me want to smoke
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> oops
20:00 <partay> lol
20:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
20:00 <Maurice> Thats like liking your own status on FB
20:00 <Kelevra> fkn tripod stand to go toilet..
20:00 <knives> <PandasDontDrive> thinkin bout dicks makes me want to smoke pole
21:00 <Kelevra> fkn christ.
21:00 <ShadowLurker> COCKS
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol knives
21:00 <johninja> `seen Anth0nys^dick
21:00 <prowl> johninja, I don't remember seeing Anth0nys^dick.
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> purple helmet
21:00 <johninja> :/
21:00 <Maurice> Unfortunately I've seen ShadowLurkers
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> i got vitiligo on my cock
21:00 <Maurice> I need to enlarge the pic..
21:00 <Serenity> hahahahaha
21:00 <Maurice> Needed*
21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Night Again All
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> chicks dont need a big dick to get off
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> i bet marko gets chicks off easy
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause his is as big as a clit
21:00 <Serenity> i had the 'deapth' of my vag measured when they put my IUD in
21:00 <Serenity> -.-
21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> off to watch the chasers war on everything
21:00 <Kelevra> fkn christ.
21:00 <ShadowLurker> COCKS
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol knives
21:00 <johninja> `seen Anth0nys^dick
21:00 <prowl> johninja, I don't remember seeing Anth0nys^dick.
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> purple helmet
21:00 <johninja> :/
21:00 <Maurice> Unfortunately I've seen ShadowLurkers
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
21:00 <WaixYourLegs> i got vitiligo on my cock
21:00 <Maurice> I need to enlarge the pic..
21:00 <Serenity> hahahahaha
21:00 <Maurice> Needed*
21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Night Again All
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> chicks dont need a big dick to get off
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> i bet marko gets chicks off easy
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause his is as big as a clit
21:00 <Serenity> i had the 'deapth' of my vag measured when they put my IUD in
21:00 <Serenity> -.-
21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> off to watch the chasers war on everything
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> so they just scissor
22:00 <Serenity> markos wang is really fat
22:00 <Serenity> so it hurts
22:00 <Maurice> LOL Serenity
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> they reckon only about the first 3 inches of a vag hole has any real pleasure nerves anyway
22:00 <Serenity> thats only said to make short guys feel good
22:00 <Serenity> tbh
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmao
22:00 <partay> size matters
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> condoms matter too
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> so they just scissor
22:00 <Serenity> markos wang is really fat
22:00 <Serenity> so it hurts
22:00 <Maurice> LOL Serenity
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> they reckon only about the first 3 inches of a vag hole has any real pleasure nerves anyway
22:00 <Serenity> thats only said to make short guys feel good
22:00 <Serenity> tbh
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmao
22:00 <partay> size matters
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm
22:00 <WaixYourLegs> condoms matter too
23:00 <Serenity> i mean
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> i wont fuck a chick that demands a condom
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck that for a joke
23:00 <Maurice> I dont wear condoms
23:00 <Serenity> it doesnt need to be fucken 15 inches long
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye condoms turn ur dick off
23:00 <Maurice> I go bareback
23:00 <johninja> i WILL wear them if i have too but i'm not happy about it
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
23:00 <johninja> neither is my penis
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmao
23:00 <Maurice> Good luck when all those kids come knocking on your door
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> i wont touch em
23:00 <Maurice> You filthy whores
23:00 <johninja> lol
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> if my dick has to wear a condom why cant your cunt wear a latex mask
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
23:00 <Serenity> cant even remember the last time i used one =/
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
23:00 <johninja> "what kids?"
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> u just fuck em on ur rags
23:00 <Maurice> Me either, Serenity
23:00 <Serenity> i think i was like.. 15
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> on their rags*
23:00 <johninja> blood dick :/
23:00 <Maurice> DIRTY STRUMPET
23:00 <Serenity> i mean
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> i wont fuck a chick that demands a condom
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck that for a joke
23:00 <Maurice> I dont wear condoms
23:00 <Serenity> it doesnt need to be fucken 15 inches long
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye condoms turn ur dick off
23:00 <Maurice> I go bareback
23:00 <johninja> i WILL wear them if i have too but i'm not happy about it
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
23:00 <johninja> neither is my penis
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmao
23:00 <Maurice> Good luck when all those kids come knocking on your door
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> i wont touch em
23:00 <Maurice> You filthy whores
23:00 <johninja> lol
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> if my dick has to wear a condom why cant your cunt wear a latex mask
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
23:00 <Serenity> cant even remember the last time i used one =/
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
23:00 <johninja> "what kids?"
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> u just fuck em on ur rags
23:00 <Maurice> Me either, Serenity
23:00 <Serenity> i think i was like.. 15
23:00 <WaixYourLegs> on their rags*
23:00 <johninja> blood dick :/
23:00 <Maurice> DIRTY STRUMPET
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> then no need for cunnilingus
24:00 <Maurice> I was.. 21
24:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> win win
24:00 <Serenity> you can still get preggo on your rags
24:00 <Serenity> well some can
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> and.. no one gives a fuck if they start bleeding
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> yuck
24:00 <Kelevra> blood on dicks means its love
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> ew
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm
24:00 <Serenity> guys are worried about poo
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> i remember once
24:00 <Serenity> but will fuck blood
24:00 <Serenity> come on
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> i fucked a chick in the ass
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> without a franger
24:00 <Maurice> Common sense is lost
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz she looked clean
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> then no need for cunnilingus
24:00 <Maurice> I was.. 21
24:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> win win
24:00 <Serenity> you can still get preggo on your rags
24:00 <Serenity> well some can
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> and.. no one gives a fuck if they start bleeding
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> yuck
24:00 <Kelevra> blood on dicks means its love
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> ew
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> mm
24:00 <Serenity> guys are worried about poo
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> i remember once
24:00 <Serenity> but will fuck blood
24:00 <Serenity> come on
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> i fucked a chick in the ass
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> without a franger
24:00 <Maurice> Common sense is lost
24:00 <WaixYourLegs> coz she looked clean
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> whos worried about poo
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> biggest
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> mistake
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> ever
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean y
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> y is poo worried about whut?
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> hate women that dont know how to finish a movement
25:00 <Kelevra> when I did anal with my ex we didn't use condoms and his dick was never shitty
25:00 <Kelevra> check your womans diet
25:00 <Serenity> it shouldnt be pooey
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> i said once
25:00 <Serenity> if theres poo shes backed up
25:00 <Serenity> lol
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> a chick
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> not my mrs
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
25:00 <IAmSpeed> I've had a friend pull out and then throw up everywhere. Stunk to high heaven.
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> i wouldntve married her if she couldnt clean an arsehole properly
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> whos worried about poo
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> biggest
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> mistake
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> ever
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean y
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> y is poo worried about whut?
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> hate women that dont know how to finish a movement
25:00 <Kelevra> when I did anal with my ex we didn't use condoms and his dick was never shitty
25:00 <Kelevra> check your womans diet
25:00 <Serenity> it shouldnt be pooey
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> i said once
25:00 <Serenity> if theres poo shes backed up
25:00 <Serenity> lol
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> a chick
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> not my mrs
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
25:00 <IAmSpeed> I've had a friend pull out and then throw up everywhere. Stunk to high heaven.
25:00 <WaixYourLegs> i wouldntve married her if she couldnt clean an arsehole properly
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmao i did that in the shower
26:00 <Maurice> She certainly is backed up with a dick pushing it further in
26:00 <Serenity> stick a bottle brush in hey waix
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> cbf getting out to have a shit
26:00 <Kelevra> I've thrown up during sex apparently the contractions are excellent
26:00 <ShadowLurker> [131] <Vampiressea> I've fucked on my period <Vampiressea> I did it once standing up and it was FUCKED <Vampiressea> blood drips on my feet and all
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> so i took the cover off the drain pipe
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> in the shower
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> and shit str8 down it
26:00 <Serenity> :LOL
26:00 <Maurice> Lol Kelevra, I like to couch during
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> gross mel
26:00 <Maurice> The control is gone
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> fkn missed the whole
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> hole
26:00 <Maurice> Er, cough*
26:00 <Kelevra> yeah thats why I on't do it standing up that lesson was learnt
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> and using my foot to scoop shit into the hole
26:00 <Serenity> coughing during sex is dangerous
26:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> made me throw up
26:00 <Serenity> cause if you're at the wrong time during a thrust it can come out n hurt errywun
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> all sex from now on by mel shall be done on the toilet or in the shower
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmao i did that in the shower
26:00 <Maurice> She certainly is backed up with a dick pushing it further in
26:00 <Serenity> stick a bottle brush in hey waix
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> cbf getting out to have a shit
26:00 <Kelevra> I've thrown up during sex apparently the contractions are excellent
26:00 <ShadowLurker> [131] <Vampiressea> I've fucked on my period <Vampiressea> I did it once standing up and it was FUCKED <Vampiressea> blood drips on my feet and all
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> so i took the cover off the drain pipe
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> in the shower
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> and shit str8 down it
26:00 <Serenity> :LOL
26:00 <Maurice> Lol Kelevra, I like to couch during
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> gross mel
26:00 <Maurice> The control is gone
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> fkn missed the whole
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> hole
26:00 <Maurice> Er, cough*
26:00 <Kelevra> yeah thats why I on't do it standing up that lesson was learnt
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> and using my foot to scoop shit into the hole
26:00 <Serenity> coughing during sex is dangerous
26:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
26:00 <WaixYourLegs> made me throw up
26:00 <Serenity> cause if you're at the wrong time during a thrust it can come out n hurt errywun
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> all sex from now on by mel shall be done on the toilet or in the shower
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> rules is rules 
27:00 <Maurice> LOL Serenity
27:00 <ShadowLurker> :/
27:00 <Maurice> Coughing after the orgasm is funniest
27:00 <Maurice> Cam has conniptions
27:00 <Serenity> LOLLLLLLLL
27:00 <ShadowLurker> not when you dislocate your finger
27:00 <ShadowLurker> :(
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> i sneeze when i ejaculate
27:00 <Maurice> I do it on purpose
27:00 <Kelevra> those hotels were gold but fuck we'd get them every weekend and then it started to become boring but yeah never get the mirrored rooms at the mulgrave inn
27:00 <Maurice> Nobody wants to think of you naked, stfu
27:00 <Serenity> LOL ive actually heard that from heaps of people
27:00 <Kelevra> I've thrown up and bled everywhere in those rooms
27:00 <Serenity> about sneezing when they orgasm
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> its really hard not to shit urself
27:00 <{LeE}> hotcross bun cake fuck yeah fucken hell yummehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
27:00 <Maurice> I orgasm when I orgasm
27:00 <Serenity> LOL
27:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> rules is rules 
27:00 <Maurice> LOL Serenity
27:00 <ShadowLurker> :/
27:00 <Maurice> Coughing after the orgasm is funniest
27:00 <Maurice> Cam has conniptions
27:00 <Serenity> LOLLLLLLLL
27:00 <ShadowLurker> not when you dislocate your finger
27:00 <ShadowLurker> :(
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> i sneeze when i ejaculate
27:00 <Maurice> I do it on purpose
27:00 <Kelevra> those hotels were gold but fuck we'd get them every weekend and then it started to become boring but yeah never get the mirrored rooms at the mulgrave inn
27:00 <Maurice> Nobody wants to think of you naked, stfu
27:00 <Serenity> LOL ive actually heard that from heaps of people
27:00 <Kelevra> I've thrown up and bled everywhere in those rooms
27:00 <Serenity> about sneezing when they orgasm
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
27:00 <WaixYourLegs> its really hard not to shit urself
27:00 <{LeE}> hotcross bun cake fuck yeah fucken hell yummehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
27:00 <Maurice> I orgasm when I orgasm
27:00 <Serenity> LOL
27:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
28:00 <Serenity> i cry if its too intense =/
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> omg
28:00 <Maurice> Lol
28:00 <Serenity> yes im a freak
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> i fucked a cryer
28:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin hell
28:00 <Maurice> I get violent if I'm touched
28:00 <johninja> i have had cryers before
28:00 <{LeE}> Serenity its ok so do i
28:00 <Serenity> its so embarrassing
28:00 <Serenity> lol
28:00 <johninja> thats very odd
28:00 <Maurice> DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME THERE *SLAP*
28:00 <{LeE}> :(
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> i had one that got off on playing dead
28:00 <Serenity> =/
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> she just laid there
28:00 <Kelevra> thats laziness
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> i just fapped on her
28:00 <ShadowLurker> she was hoping youd leave
28:00 <{LeE}> lol
28:00 <ShadowLurker> like a possum
28:00 <johninja> "i'll just go out for a cig now while you are crying" "nooo i want cuddles!!" "ohh ffs"
28:00 <Serenity> i cry if its too intense =/
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> omg
28:00 <Maurice> Lol
28:00 <Serenity> yes im a freak
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> i fucked a cryer
28:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuckin hell
28:00 <Maurice> I get violent if I'm touched
28:00 <johninja> i have had cryers before
28:00 <{LeE}> Serenity its ok so do i
28:00 <Serenity> its so embarrassing
28:00 <Serenity> lol
28:00 <johninja> thats very odd
28:00 <Maurice> DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME THERE *SLAP*
28:00 <{LeE}> :(
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> i had one that got off on playing dead
28:00 <Serenity> =/
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> she just laid there
28:00 <Kelevra> thats laziness
28:00 <WaixYourLegs> i just fapped on her
28:00 <ShadowLurker> she was hoping youd leave
28:00 <{LeE}> lol
28:00 <ShadowLurker> like a possum
28:00 <johninja> "i'll just go out for a cig now while you are crying" "nooo i want cuddles!!" "ohh ffs"
29:00 <Kelevra> I'd prod someone if they played dead, although I've had a sleeper before
29:00 <Maurice> LOL ShadowLurker
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> i felt like a cat
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> going around marking my territory
29:00 <Serenity> oh see im not like that john haha i dont full on sob n shit
29:00 <Kelevra> actually I think thats considered rape but whose judging
29:00 <Maurice> She was like 'Why did I agree to this? He's rancid'
29:00 <Serenity> just tears flow for ages lol then i laugh
29:00 <Serenity> and feel stupid
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah we fucked a cpl of times
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> i wanted to see if i was into it
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> turns out.. nope
29:00 <{LeE}> lol Serenity i thought i was the only one that did that 
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> and her thing was no lips past the hips
29:00 <Maurice> Kelevra, I was the sleeper once
29:00 <Serenity> me too tbh
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> so no oral on her cunt
29:00 <Kelevra> I'd prod someone if they played dead, although I've had a sleeper before
29:00 <Maurice> LOL ShadowLurker
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> i felt like a cat
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> going around marking my territory
29:00 <Serenity> oh see im not like that john haha i dont full on sob n shit
29:00 <Kelevra> actually I think thats considered rape but whose judging
29:00 <Maurice> She was like 'Why did I agree to this? He's rancid'
29:00 <Serenity> just tears flow for ages lol then i laugh
29:00 <Serenity> and feel stupid
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah we fucked a cpl of times
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> i wanted to see if i was into it
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> turns out.. nope
29:00 <{LeE}> lol Serenity i thought i was the only one that did that 
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> and her thing was no lips past the hips
29:00 <Maurice> Kelevra, I was the sleeper once
29:00 <Serenity> me too tbh
29:00 <WaixYourLegs> so no oral on her cunt
30:00 <Serenity> doesnt happen every time, just if its particularly strong
30:00 <Maurice> More than once to be honest, I often wake up to find myself enjoying sex
30:00 <Maurice> But whatevs
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf
30:00 <{LeE}> Serenity yeah 
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> ONE is playing 3 Alien movies but starting with Aliens
30:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP OK
30:00 <Serenity> far out
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> and not playing Alien 3
30:00 <Maurice> She meant her first fuck, ShadowLurker, not you
30:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
30:00 <Kelevra> I've fallen asleep during sex but I'm the type if you're in the deed and I fall asleep just finish and make sure my head is in a dry spot
30:00 <Maurice> Lose the swelling..
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
30:00 <Serenity> well
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> i was in epic medication a year or 2 ago
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> efexor
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> for anxiety
30:00 <Serenity> i didnt actually have a real orgasm till i was 23. so..
30:00 <Maurice> LOL Kelevra, same
30:00 <Serenity> doesnt happen every time, just if its particularly strong
30:00 <Maurice> More than once to be honest, I often wake up to find myself enjoying sex
30:00 <Maurice> But whatevs
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf
30:00 <{LeE}> Serenity yeah 
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> ONE is playing 3 Alien movies but starting with Aliens
30:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP OK
30:00 <Serenity> far out
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> and not playing Alien 3
30:00 <Maurice> She meant her first fuck, ShadowLurker, not you
30:00 <ShadowLurker> :)
30:00 <Kelevra> I've fallen asleep during sex but I'm the type if you're in the deed and I fall asleep just finish and make sure my head is in a dry spot
30:00 <Maurice> Lose the swelling..
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh
30:00 <Serenity> well
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> i was in epic medication a year or 2 ago
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> efexor
30:00 <WaixYourLegs> for anxiety
30:00 <Serenity> i didnt actually have a real orgasm till i was 23. so..
30:00 <Maurice> LOL Kelevra, same
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> and it made me like.. never cum
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> im on that
31:00 <Kelevra> haha
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> like id fuck mrs for 20 minutes
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh no i was on it
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> and then a solid 40 minutes having a fap
31:00 <Maurice> Ok, I need to ask Serenity, not even from yourself?
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> i fell asleep finishing myself
31:00 <johninja> lol
31:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> woke up with the
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> worst
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> blue balls
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> ever
31:00 <{LeE}> :/
31:00 <{LeE}> ummmmmmm
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> couldnt get my cock up
31:00 <Kelevra> omg guys who fall asleep when wanking should be shot
31:00 <Kelevra> it's so fucking wrong
31:00 <Maurice> I am so replused
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> i had been wanking for 40 minutes lol
31:00 <Maurice> Er, repulsed
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> and fucking for 20 mins before that
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> and it made me like.. never cum
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> im on that
31:00 <Kelevra> haha
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> like id fuck mrs for 20 minutes
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh no i was on it
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> and then a solid 40 minutes having a fap
31:00 <Maurice> Ok, I need to ask Serenity, not even from yourself?
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> i fell asleep finishing myself
31:00 <johninja> lol
31:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> woke up with the
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> worst
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> blue balls
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> ever
31:00 <{LeE}> :/
31:00 <{LeE}> ummmmmmm
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> couldnt get my cock up
31:00 <Kelevra> omg guys who fall asleep when wanking should be shot
31:00 <Kelevra> it's so fucking wrong
31:00 <Maurice> I am so replused
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> i had been wanking for 40 minutes lol
31:00 <Maurice> Er, repulsed
31:00 <WaixYourLegs> and fucking for 20 mins before that
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> who the fuck wanks in their bed
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> yuck
32:00 <Maurice> Shut up you hideous wildebeast
32:00 <Serenity> [9:31pm] <@Maurice> Ok, I need to ask Serenity, not even from yourself?
32:00 <johninja> i'm pretty good at getting myself off
32:00 <Serenity> nope
32:00 <ShadowLurker> WaixYourLegs fuckup noone cares what you do
32:00 <Serenity> i didnt know how to
32:00 <johninja> had lots of practise
32:00 <Serenity> lol
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> id have to wash my quilt cover n shit
32:00 <Maurice> YOU SICK BITCH
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> who cums in bed
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> like
32:00 <Serenity> i didnt even own a toy until a few years ago
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> women cumming
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> in bed
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> cum in a chick
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> fucking gross
32:00 <Maurice> Dont need toys
32:00 <{LeE}> Kelevra ben used to make me wank him when i didnt want any n i used to fall asleep doing that lol
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> not in ur bed by urself
32:00 <Maurice> Get an impulse can up ya, m8
32:00 <johninja> lol
32:00 <Serenity> i honestly didnt even know what had happened LOL
32:00 <Kelevra> lol
32:00 <Maurice> Or a glen 20 one, if you're accommodating..
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> I WASNT IN BED BY MYSELF
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> OMG
32:00 <Serenity> ROFL
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> L2R
32:00 <{LeE}> i was like errrrrrr passs out then he'd go UR FALLING ASLEEP
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> who the fuck wanks in their bed
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> yuck
32:00 <Maurice> Shut up you hideous wildebeast
32:00 <Serenity> [9:31pm] <@Maurice> Ok, I need to ask Serenity, not even from yourself?
32:00 <johninja> i'm pretty good at getting myself off
32:00 <Serenity> nope
32:00 <ShadowLurker> WaixYourLegs fuckup noone cares what you do
32:00 <Serenity> i didnt know how to
32:00 <johninja> had lots of practise
32:00 <Serenity> lol
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> id have to wash my quilt cover n shit
32:00 <Maurice> YOU SICK BITCH
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> who cums in bed
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> like
32:00 <Serenity> i didnt even own a toy until a few years ago
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> women cumming
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> in bed
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> cum in a chick
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> fucking gross
32:00 <Maurice> Dont need toys
32:00 <{LeE}> Kelevra ben used to make me wank him when i didnt want any n i used to fall asleep doing that lol
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> not in ur bed by urself
32:00 <Maurice> Get an impulse can up ya, m8
32:00 <johninja> lol
32:00 <Serenity> i honestly didnt even know what had happened LOL
32:00 <Kelevra> lol
32:00 <Maurice> Or a glen 20 one, if you're accommodating..
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> I WASNT IN BED BY MYSELF
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> OMG
32:00 <Serenity> ROFL
32:00 <WaixYourLegs> L2R
32:00 <{LeE}> i was like errrrrrr passs out then he'd go UR FALLING ASLEEP
33:00 <{LeE}> i was like derr i need myu sleep
33:00 <Kelevra> I get wankers hand after about 5 minutes so it's just easier ot have sex and if you're on the period you just say 'is it okay if you put a towel under us'
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> i had been fucking the fuck out of her for 20 mins
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> and didnt blow
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> so had to wank for another 40 mins
33:00 <Kelevra> if they want to use a condom thats okay but so wimpy..
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> and still didnt blow
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> and i fell asleep
33:00 <ShadowLurker> youre a dud WaixYourLegs
33:00 <Kelevra> whats a little blood between sex
33:00 <simba> are u  on perscription pills WaixYourLegs
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> like i said
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> YTES
33:00 <{LeE}> i was like derr i need myu sleep
33:00 <Kelevra> I get wankers hand after about 5 minutes so it's just easier ot have sex and if you're on the period you just say 'is it okay if you put a towel under us'
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> i had been fucking the fuck out of her for 20 mins
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> and didnt blow
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> so had to wank for another 40 mins
33:00 <Kelevra> if they want to use a condom thats okay but so wimpy..
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> and still didnt blow
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> and i fell asleep
33:00 <ShadowLurker> youre a dud WaixYourLegs
33:00 <Kelevra> whats a little blood between sex
33:00 <simba> are u  on perscription pills WaixYourLegs
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> like i said
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> YTES
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> u only fucked her for 20 mins
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> I WAS ON EFEXOR
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> can cunts not read or what
34:00 <Serenity> 20 mins is nothing
34:00 <Serenity> wtf
34:00 <Kelevra> hey 20 minutes is okay
34:00 <simba> i just started reading m8
34:00 <{LeE}> Kelevra ive had sex while bleeding was the best sex ever
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> 20 mins is like 2 minutes sex time
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> 20 minutes, and I DID NOT EJACULATE
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> FUCKING
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> good
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> thats good
34:00 <ShadowLurker> our "quickies" arent under 30 mins
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh piss off
34:00 <Serenity> yuck lee
34:00 <Serenity> period sex is ewwie
34:00 <Kelevra> {LeE} it is good but if it dribbles onto your leg like a cold death grip from the reaper you'll not dig it as much
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> my mrs cant handle any more than 15 mins
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> u only fucked her for 20 mins
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> I WAS ON EFEXOR
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> can cunts not read or what
34:00 <Serenity> 20 mins is nothing
34:00 <Serenity> wtf
34:00 <Kelevra> hey 20 minutes is okay
34:00 <simba> i just started reading m8
34:00 <{LeE}> Kelevra ive had sex while bleeding was the best sex ever
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> 20 mins is like 2 minutes sex time
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> 20 minutes, and I DID NOT EJACULATE
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> FUCKING
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> good
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> thats good
34:00 <ShadowLurker> our "quickies" arent under 30 mins
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh piss off
34:00 <Serenity> yuck lee
34:00 <Serenity> period sex is ewwie
34:00 <Kelevra> {LeE} it is good but if it dribbles onto your leg like a cold death grip from the reaper you'll not dig it as much
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> my mrs cant handle any more than 15 mins
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok its 12am thurs morning im gonna have a cig
35:00 <{LeE}> Serenity i know but it feeels so fucking good
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> of straight fucking
35:00 <Kelevra> always lay down when you're gushing out blood
35:00 <Serenity> sucks to be your mrs
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> that was a good 4 days
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah she cums every 20 seconds
35:00 <Maurice> It only feels good coz its 'taboo'
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
35:00 <Serenity> im too sensitive that time of month lee
35:00 <Serenity> hurts
35:00 <Maurice> Fuck off she does
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> umm she does
35:00 <Maurice> I'm surprised your genitals even line up
35:00 <{LeE}> Kelevra i was laying down so was ok n we had a red towel under us
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> alwyas less than 30 seconds of clit stimulation
35:00 <ShadowLurker> HAHAHA burn
35:00 <Kelevra> Serenity shut the fuck up, you don't have quickies shorter then 20 minutes my god
35:00 <{LeE}> Serenity i love that pain
35:00 <simba> ewww lee
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> 2 minutes of clit stim and u cant touch her
35:00 <Kelevra> hey paulie asl?
35:00 <Kelevra> =P
35:00 <Serenity> rofl
35:00 <Maurice> LOL
35:00 <ShadowLurker> ;)
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok its 12am thurs morning im gonna have a cig
35:00 <{LeE}> Serenity i know but it feeels so fucking good
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> of straight fucking
35:00 <Kelevra> always lay down when you're gushing out blood
35:00 <Serenity> sucks to be your mrs
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> that was a good 4 days
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah she cums every 20 seconds
35:00 <Maurice> It only feels good coz its 'taboo'
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
35:00 <Serenity> im too sensitive that time of month lee
35:00 <Serenity> hurts
35:00 <Maurice> Fuck off she does
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> umm she does
35:00 <Maurice> I'm surprised your genitals even line up
35:00 <{LeE}> Kelevra i was laying down so was ok n we had a red towel under us
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> alwyas less than 30 seconds of clit stimulation
35:00 <ShadowLurker> HAHAHA burn
35:00 <Kelevra> Serenity shut the fuck up, you don't have quickies shorter then 20 minutes my god
35:00 <{LeE}> Serenity i love that pain
35:00 <simba> ewww lee
35:00 <WaixYourLegs> 2 minutes of clit stim and u cant touch her
35:00 <Kelevra> hey paulie asl?
35:00 <Kelevra> =P
35:00 <Serenity> rofl
35:00 <Maurice> LOL
35:00 <ShadowLurker> ;)
36:00 <Maurice> Damn, now I want sex
36:00 <Maurice> I hate you all
36:00 <Kelevra> I was lucky to recite the fucking alphabet to the letter f during sex with my ex
36:00 <Kelevra> fkn asshole guy
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
36:00 <Maurice> LOL
36:00 <ShadowLurker> you cant have any
36:00 <Maurice> Ooer
36:00 <Maurice> I CAN NEXT WEEK
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> but nah
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> SNRI's
36:00 <Maurice> I don't even care that I'm contagious
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dont fuckin recommend em
36:00 <Maurice> He will fucking lay back and think of England
36:00 <Serenity> you need someone who likes to eat out mel
36:00 <Maurice> Damn, now I want sex
36:00 <Maurice> I hate you all
36:00 <Kelevra> I was lucky to recite the fucking alphabet to the letter f during sex with my ex
36:00 <Kelevra> fkn asshole guy
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
36:00 <Maurice> LOL
36:00 <ShadowLurker> you cant have any
36:00 <Maurice> Ooer
36:00 <Maurice> I CAN NEXT WEEK
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> but nah
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> SNRI's
36:00 <Maurice> I don't even care that I'm contagious
36:00 <WaixYourLegs> i dont fuckin recommend em
36:00 <Maurice> He will fucking lay back and think of England
36:00 <Serenity> you need someone who likes to eat out mel
37:00 <Serenity> go to town on that shit
37:00 <Maurice> And by eat out, go down
37:00 <ShadowLurker> hell yeh
37:00 <Kelevra> yeah but it's not the same as a good pull you in a bang in the heat of the moment
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
37:00 <{LeE}> i found a few guys that rather eat out than have sex mmmmmmmmmmmm so goood
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> but yer 20 minutes of solid fucking.. and then 40 minutes of wanking
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> and no ejaculation
37:00 <Serenity> yeah sometimes you just need a hard dick
37:00 <Serenity> go to town on that shit
37:00 <Maurice> And by eat out, go down
37:00 <ShadowLurker> hell yeh
37:00 <Kelevra> yeah but it's not the same as a good pull you in a bang in the heat of the moment
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
37:00 <{LeE}> i found a few guys that rather eat out than have sex mmmmmmmmmmmm so goood
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> but yer 20 minutes of solid fucking.. and then 40 minutes of wanking
37:00 <WaixYourLegs> and no ejaculation
37:00 <Serenity> yeah sometimes you just need a hard dick
38:00 <ShadowLurker> FUCK UP WAIX
38:00 <Maurice> SHUT. UP.
38:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck sakes
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmao
38:00 <Maurice> The same fucking thing how many times now
38:00 <ShadowLurker> 15times
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
38:00 <Maurice> 15 times too many
38:00 <Serenity> making me feel ill tbh
38:00 <ShadowLurker> he'll keep going till someone acknowledges
38:00 <Maurice> Ditto
38:00 <ShadowLurker> like a fucking 6yo
38:00 <Maurice> My vagina would go into witness protection if it looked at him
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> bippity boppity boo
38:00 <ShadowLurker> hey mum hey mum hey mum look at me hey mum
38:00 <ShadowLurker> look at me
38:00 <simba> like fucking a 6yo?
38:00 <ShadowLurker> FUCK UP WAIX
38:00 <Maurice> SHUT. UP.
38:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck sakes
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmao
38:00 <Maurice> The same fucking thing how many times now
38:00 <ShadowLurker> 15times
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
38:00 <Maurice> 15 times too many
38:00 <Serenity> making me feel ill tbh
38:00 <ShadowLurker> he'll keep going till someone acknowledges
38:00 <Maurice> Ditto
38:00 <ShadowLurker> like a fucking 6yo
38:00 <Maurice> My vagina would go into witness protection if it looked at him
38:00 <WaixYourLegs> bippity boppity boo
38:00 <ShadowLurker> hey mum hey mum hey mum look at me hey mum
38:00 <ShadowLurker> look at me
38:00 <simba> like fucking a 6yo?
39:00 <ShadowLurker> look what i can do
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh mum look at this slut
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> im not touching the sides!
39:00 <ShadowLurker> of course simba went there
39:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck man
39:00 <Maurice> Because you're so small?
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> i was fucking a rhino
39:00 <simba> where
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> zoo
39:00 <Serenity> 7 inches remember.. if he pushes the fat back
39:00 <Serenity> *gag*
39:00 <Maurice> Vomit
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> ooo 1/2 inch of fat
39:00 <ShadowLurker> look what i can do
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> yeh mum look at this slut
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> im not touching the sides!
39:00 <ShadowLurker> of course simba went there
39:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck man
39:00 <Maurice> Because you're so small?
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> nah
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> i was fucking a rhino
39:00 <simba> where
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> zoo
39:00 <Serenity> 7 inches remember.. if he pushes the fat back
39:00 <Serenity> *gag*
39:00 <Maurice> Vomit
39:00 <WaixYourLegs> ooo 1/2 inch of fat
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> bet ur man has more than that
40:00 <ShadowLurker> 6 1/2 inch fat
40:00 <Serenity> most men do. its called an erection
40:00 <simba> yea so 20 mins of fucking 40 mins of masturbating
40:00 <Kelevra> wait
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
40:00 <Kelevra> wtf is pushing back the fat?
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> where ur pubes are
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> well
40:00 <{LeE}> fat rolls
40:00 <Serenity> look he said it
40:00 <Serenity> lol
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> on a dude
40:00 <Maurice> Like Anthony, Kelevra, resting on your back
40:00 <fawks> .
40:00 <Serenity> pushing his pubic fat back to get an extra half inch
40:00 <Kelevra> yeah but I don't even think he was that dedicated to push it back
40:00 <Maurice> Yuck
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> bet ur man has more than that
40:00 <ShadowLurker> 6 1/2 inch fat
40:00 <Serenity> most men do. its called an erection
40:00 <simba> yea so 20 mins of fucking 40 mins of masturbating
40:00 <Kelevra> wait
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> LOL
40:00 <Kelevra> wtf is pushing back the fat?
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> where ur pubes are
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> well
40:00 <{LeE}> fat rolls
40:00 <Serenity> look he said it
40:00 <Serenity> lol
40:00 <WaixYourLegs> on a dude
40:00 <Maurice> Like Anthony, Kelevra, resting on your back
40:00 <fawks> .
40:00 <Serenity> pushing his pubic fat back to get an extra half inch
40:00 <Kelevra> yeah but I don't even think he was that dedicated to push it back
40:00 <Maurice> Yuck
41:00 <Maurice> Lol
41:00 <Kelevra> maybe I could've gotten a polite cm out of it if he did
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> can do the same thing if u push the boner down
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> like push it between ur legs
41:00 <Kelevra> one more cm could've made a huge difference
41:00 <Kelevra> what a fkn rip
41:00 <Maurice> I doubt it
41:00 <Maurice> Thats a no hoper
41:00 <Serenity> ROFL
41:00 <Serenity> ugh
41:00 <{LeE}> its too small to do any thing
41:00 <partay> i seem to notice a theme with Kelevra that anthony had a small dick 
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
41:00 <Kelevra> there's an idea for a tramp stamp tatoo 'push back the fat' on my tailbone
41:00 <Maurice> He does
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> it snot like i have a fuck holding my pubes in
41:00 <Serenity> ive seen his dick
41:00 <Maurice> We've all seen it
41:00 <Serenity> he'd be lucky to push 3 inches
41:00 <partay> ewwww
41:00 <Maurice> Lol
41:00 <Kelevra> maybe I could've gotten a polite cm out of it if he did
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> can do the same thing if u push the boner down
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> like push it between ur legs
41:00 <Kelevra> one more cm could've made a huge difference
41:00 <Kelevra> what a fkn rip
41:00 <Maurice> I doubt it
41:00 <Maurice> Thats a no hoper
41:00 <Serenity> ROFL
41:00 <Serenity> ugh
41:00 <{LeE}> its too small to do any thing
41:00 <partay> i seem to notice a theme with Kelevra that anthony had a small dick 
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
41:00 <Kelevra> there's an idea for a tramp stamp tatoo 'push back the fat' on my tailbone
41:00 <Maurice> He does
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> it snot like i have a fuck holding my pubes in
41:00 <Serenity> ive seen his dick
41:00 <Maurice> We've all seen it
41:00 <Serenity> he'd be lucky to push 3 inches
41:00 <partay> ewwww
42:00 <Maurice> And thats being generous
42:00 <{LeE}> LOL
42:00 <Maurice> It looked like a Minion from Despicable Me
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
42:00 <Serenity> LOL
42:00 <Maurice> YAY
42:00 <{LeE}> id say 1cm
42:00 <partay> lol
42:00 <johninja> ahahaa
42:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahah
42:00 <Serenity> yayy
42:00 <ShadowLurker> finally
42:00 <Maurice> And thats being generous
42:00 <{LeE}> LOL
42:00 <Maurice> It looked like a Minion from Despicable Me
42:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
42:00 <Serenity> LOL
42:00 <Maurice> YAY
42:00 <{LeE}> id say 1cm
42:00 <partay> lol
42:00 <johninja> ahahaa
42:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahah
42:00 <Serenity> yayy
42:00 <ShadowLurker> finally
43:00 <Serenity> i have a pussy on me
43:00 <Maurice> Oh my
43:00 <Kelevra> next life I wanna be a fat prick with a small dick and try this pushing technique out
43:00 <Maurice> I have one sleeping on a book
43:00 <Maurice> Lol
43:00 <Kelevra> I'd be the fattest romantic cunt ever
43:00 <Maurice> Sleep next to a corpse for a year
43:00 <Kelevra> LOL
43:00 <Serenity> i have a pussy on me
43:00 <Maurice> Oh my
43:00 <Kelevra> next life I wanna be a fat prick with a small dick and try this pushing technique out
43:00 <Maurice> I have one sleeping on a book
43:00 <Maurice> Lol
43:00 <Kelevra> I'd be the fattest romantic cunt ever
43:00 <Maurice> Sleep next to a corpse for a year
43:00 <Kelevra> LOL
44:00 <Kancho> Maurice did you used to watch H20 just add water?
44:00 <Maurice> Is that a porno?
44:00 <Kancho> it's for young ladies to aspire to be mermaids
44:00 <Kelevra> w
44:00 <Kelevra> t
44:00 <Kelevra> f
44:00 <Serenity> now my fucking eyeball is itchy
44:00 <Maurice> Then no
44:00 <Serenity> damn cat
44:00 <Maurice> Kick it
44:00 <Kancho> Maurice did you used to watch H20 just add water?
44:00 <Maurice> Is that a porno?
44:00 <Kancho> it's for young ladies to aspire to be mermaids
44:00 <Kelevra> w
44:00 <Kelevra> t
44:00 <Kelevra> f
44:00 <Serenity> now my fucking eyeball is itchy
44:00 <Maurice> Then no
44:00 <Serenity> damn cat
44:00 <Maurice> Kick it
45:00 <Kelevra> I bet theres a market for mermaid porn
45:00 <Kelevra> ^.^
45:00 <Maurice> How? Theres no visible vag
45:00 <Kancho> i don't think mermaids have vaginas
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh god
45:00 <Kancho> they lay eggs
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> this room
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> is just all about sex
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol
45:00 <Maurice> Its not
45:00 <Maurice> It was about midgets before
45:00 <{LeE}> its always about sex 
45:00 <Maurice> Then Kelevra made it about dicks
45:00 <{LeE}> lol
45:00 <Maurice> I for one, am grateful
45:00 <{LeE}> but we all love dicks
45:00 <Kelevra> their fins would have a little poop/pee hole 
45:00 <Kelevra> I bet theres a market for mermaid porn
45:00 <Kelevra> ^.^
45:00 <Maurice> How? Theres no visible vag
45:00 <Kancho> i don't think mermaids have vaginas
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> oh god
45:00 <Kancho> they lay eggs
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> this room
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> is just all about sex
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol
45:00 <Maurice> Its not
45:00 <Maurice> It was about midgets before
45:00 <{LeE}> its always about sex 
45:00 <Maurice> Then Kelevra made it about dicks
45:00 <{LeE}> lol
45:00 <Maurice> I for one, am grateful
45:00 <{LeE}> but we all love dicks
45:00 <Kelevra> their fins would have a little poop/pee hole 
46:00 <{LeE}> so its ok
46:00 <{LeE}> O_o
46:00 <Kelevra> like a gay man shoves tweezers down his piss hole thats how I imagine mermaids to be sexually active
46:00 <ShadowLurker> BOOBS
46:00 <{LeE}> omg ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
46:00 <Kelevra> romanticccc
46:00 <{LeE}> Kelevra so not right
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> thats
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> not an image i wanted in my head
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> thanks for that one
46:00 <{LeE}> so its ok
46:00 <{LeE}> O_o
46:00 <Kelevra> like a gay man shoves tweezers down his piss hole thats how I imagine mermaids to be sexually active
46:00 <ShadowLurker> BOOBS
46:00 <{LeE}> omg ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
46:00 <Kelevra> romanticccc
46:00 <{LeE}> Kelevra so not right
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> thats
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> not an image i wanted in my head
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> thanks for that one
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> almost as bad as the ass sniffer
47:00 <Kelevra> lol
47:00 <{LeE}> lol
47:00 <Kelevra> taste the rainbow fruit flavours
47:00 <Maurice> I've seen a screwdriver down one
47:00 <{LeE}> simba is GAY i knew it
47:00 <Kelevra> oh fucking christ thats worse then puney tweezers
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> {LeE} you only JUST seen that?
47:00 <ShadowLurker> ive seen a guy shoot out 2 AA batteries
47:00 <Maurice> I know, it was pretty wrong
47:00 <Maurice> LOL
47:00 <{LeE}> MistressOfMayhem no
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> almost as bad as the ass sniffer
47:00 <Kelevra> lol
47:00 <{LeE}> lol
47:00 <Kelevra> taste the rainbow fruit flavours
47:00 <Maurice> I've seen a screwdriver down one
47:00 <{LeE}> simba is GAY i knew it
47:00 <Kelevra> oh fucking christ thats worse then puney tweezers
47:00 <MistressOfMayhem> {LeE} you only JUST seen that?
47:00 <ShadowLurker> ive seen a guy shoot out 2 AA batteries
47:00 <Maurice> I know, it was pretty wrong
47:00 <Maurice> LOL
47:00 <{LeE}> MistressOfMayhem no
48:00 <ShadowLurker> and a guy with 2foot of bent reobar in there
48:00 <Maurice> Was it your home made porn, ShadowLurker?
48:00 <Serenity> he was looking in the mirror at the time
48:00 <Kelevra> batteries? hrmmm storage space in the penis
48:00 <Serenity> LOL
48:00 <Maurice> LOL
48:00 <Maurice> Snap
48:00 <{LeE}> i was talking to him in another room an yeah 
48:00 <ShadowLurker> no dick for you
48:00 <Maurice> I wasnt getting any anyways
48:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ah
48:00 <Serenity> cut off!
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> bah smoking is shit
48:00 <Kelevra> they can't deny you if you're doing it yourself by yourself
48:00 <{LeE}> i know who u r coz i know the way u walk n the way u talk lalalaaaaaaaaaaa
48:00 <ShadowLurker> and a guy with 2foot of bent reobar in there
48:00 <Maurice> Was it your home made porn, ShadowLurker?
48:00 <Serenity> he was looking in the mirror at the time
48:00 <Kelevra> batteries? hrmmm storage space in the penis
48:00 <Serenity> LOL
48:00 <Maurice> LOL
48:00 <Maurice> Snap
48:00 <{LeE}> i was talking to him in another room an yeah 
48:00 <ShadowLurker> no dick for you
48:00 <Maurice> I wasnt getting any anyways
48:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ah
48:00 <Serenity> cut off!
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> bah smoking is shit
48:00 <Kelevra> they can't deny you if you're doing it yourself by yourself
48:00 <{LeE}> i know who u r coz i know the way u walk n the way u talk lalalaaaaaaaaaaa
49:00 <Kelevra> trust me it's a mans kryptonite
49:00 <{LeE}> PandasDontDrive hugsssssssssssss
49:00 <Kelevra> it's like you've tampered with their goods
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> uh
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> burp
49:00 <Kelevra> shh josh, you're too innocent
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i luv chilled water
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> yawns
49:00 <Kelevra> trust me it's a mans kryptonite
49:00 <{LeE}> PandasDontDrive hugsssssssssssss
49:00 <Kelevra> it's like you've tampered with their goods
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> uh
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> burp
49:00 <Kelevra> shh josh, you're too innocent
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i luv chilled water
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> yawns
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> almost bedtime
50:00 <Serenity> hes not innocent
50:00 <Serenity> he enjoys a firm fist in the bum
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
50:00 <{LeE}> O_o
50:00 <Kelevra> same, but I got lazy before and emptiie the jug in the fridge so I have to work up the energy to refuill it before some point of wanting chilled water again
50:00 <Kelevra> lack of motivation fucking stinks
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i take chilled water to bed
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> wake up skull it
50:00 <ShadowLurker> size 15 silicone fist
50:00 <Serenity> we've got a water cooler
50:00 <Serenity> so good
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> almost bedtime
50:00 <Serenity> hes not innocent
50:00 <Serenity> he enjoys a firm fist in the bum
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
50:00 <{LeE}> O_o
50:00 <Kelevra> same, but I got lazy before and emptiie the jug in the fridge so I have to work up the energy to refuill it before some point of wanting chilled water again
50:00 <Kelevra> lack of motivation fucking stinks
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye i take chilled water to bed
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> wake up skull it
50:00 <ShadowLurker> size 15 silicone fist
50:00 <Serenity> we've got a water cooler
50:00 <Serenity> so good
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
51:00 <Kelevra> BUT I'd still not take any pills waix takes, his motivation seems like it's disturbing
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> im just excited about today n tomorrow
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> 2 days of christmas
51:00 <Serenity> its not the pills its the fact he weights more than a baby elephant
51:00 <Kelevra> like how the fuck you admit you have to pull shit back or tuck shit in is beyond everything I can think of
51:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
51:00 <Kelevra> and I'm a total think whore
51:00 <Kelevra> think thought whore
51:00 <Kelevra> imagination runs wild whore
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
51:00 <Kelevra> BUT I'd still not take any pills waix takes, his motivation seems like it's disturbing
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> im just excited about today n tomorrow
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> 2 days of christmas
51:00 <Serenity> its not the pills its the fact he weights more than a baby elephant
51:00 <Kelevra> like how the fuck you admit you have to pull shit back or tuck shit in is beyond everything I can think of
51:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
51:00 <Kelevra> and I'm a total think whore
51:00 <Kelevra> think thought whore
51:00 <Kelevra> imagination runs wild whore
52:00 <Kelevra> but never did pushing or pulling occur
52:00 <Serenity> well thats why they say if a guy loses weight he can gain dick length
52:00 <Serenity> cause the fats not taking it up
52:00 <Kelevra> well we all know what johninjas next visit shall consist of, a nice phenergan cocktail and some wonderful photo time
52:00 <johninja> lol
52:00 <Kelevra> but never did pushing or pulling occur
52:00 <Serenity> well thats why they say if a guy loses weight he can gain dick length
52:00 <Serenity> cause the fats not taking it up
52:00 <Kelevra> well we all know what johninjas next visit shall consist of, a nice phenergan cocktail and some wonderful photo time
52:00 <johninja> lol
53:00 <Serenity> rape the fuck out of him
53:00 <Serenity> i know i would
53:00 <Kelevra> mangle your bits on waix's advice
53:00 <Serenity> i mean..
53:00 <Serenity> wot
53:00 <Kelevra> hey seriously if I ever drug someone with phenergan I'll be like 'the internet told me to do it'
53:00 <johninja> oh my :p
53:00 <ShadowLurker> he'd be all "damn that phenergan gives me a sore ass"
53:00 <Serenity> rape the fuck out of him
53:00 <Serenity> i know i would
53:00 <Kelevra> mangle your bits on waix's advice
53:00 <Serenity> i mean..
53:00 <Serenity> wot
53:00 <Kelevra> hey seriously if I ever drug someone with phenergan I'll be like 'the internet told me to do it'
53:00 <johninja> oh my :p
53:00 <ShadowLurker> he'd be all "damn that phenergan gives me a sore ass"
54:00 <johninja> ahaha
54:00 <Serenity> rofl
54:00 <Kelevra> I'd like to believe the internet or possession by a ghost could get me out of a murder trial or rape..
54:00 <Kelevra> whichever comes first
54:00 <Serenity> speaking of
54:00 <Serenity> im pissed off
54:00 <Kelevra> siff!
54:00 <Serenity> durex have changed my lube formula
54:00 <Maurice> (21:51:26) (Serenity): its not the pills its the fact he weights more than a baby elephant
54:00 <Maurice> LOL
54:00 <Serenity> its all runny and yuck
54:00 <Kelevra> I used to use another one
54:00 <johninja> ahaha
54:00 <Serenity> rofl
54:00 <Kelevra> I'd like to believe the internet or possession by a ghost could get me out of a murder trial or rape..
54:00 <Kelevra> whichever comes first
54:00 <Serenity> speaking of
54:00 <Serenity> im pissed off
54:00 <Kelevra> siff!
54:00 <Serenity> durex have changed my lube formula
54:00 <Maurice> (21:51:26) (Serenity): its not the pills its the fact he weights more than a baby elephant
54:00 <Maurice> LOL
54:00 <Serenity> its all runny and yuck
54:00 <Kelevra> I used to use another one
55:00 <Serenity> durex in the purple bottles looks like a giant dong
55:00 <Kelevra> fucking christ it's been so long I can't even remember the name but it was a thick warming one
55:00 <Kelevra> maybe it's a multipurpose bottle
55:00 <Maurice> Whats lube? Don't you just use spit like everyone else
55:00 <Serenity> not the play stuff
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> neone seen this buddy cop show The Good Guys?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> it should be a movie
55:00 <Serenity> durex in the purple bottles looks like a giant dong
55:00 <Kelevra> fucking christ it's been so long I can't even remember the name but it was a thick warming one
55:00 <Kelevra> maybe it's a multipurpose bottle
55:00 <Maurice> Whats lube? Don't you just use spit like everyone else
55:00 <Serenity> not the play stuff
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> neone seen this buddy cop show The Good Guys?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> it should be a movie
56:00 <Kelevra> my stuff isn't play stuff
56:00 <Kelevra> well if it is what I did with it was not funny
56:00 <Serenity> Kelevra would you let me fuck you while wearing my unicorn onsie
56:00 <Kelevra> was highly erotic welome to fuck town edition
56:00 <Kelevra> my stuff isn't play stuff
56:00 <Kelevra> well if it is what I did with it was not funny
56:00 <Serenity> Kelevra would you let me fuck you while wearing my unicorn onsie
56:00 <Kelevra> was highly erotic welome to fuck town edition
57:00 <Serenity> its got a tail
57:00 <Kelevra> cause you asked politely and I've done weirder of course I would
57:00 <Serenity> id let you pull it
57:00 <Serenity> score
57:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
57:00 <Kelevra> you had to use the 'p' word
57:00 <Kelevra> bloody waix
57:00 <Kelevra> pulling and pushing shit
57:00 <Serenity> hahahah ugh
57:00 <Kelevra> I still can't believe a woman played dead with him
57:00 <Serenity> its got a tail
57:00 <Kelevra> cause you asked politely and I've done weirder of course I would
57:00 <Serenity> id let you pull it
57:00 <Serenity> score
57:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
57:00 <Kelevra> you had to use the 'p' word
57:00 <Kelevra> bloody waix
57:00 <Kelevra> pulling and pushing shit
57:00 <Serenity> hahahah ugh
57:00 <Kelevra> I still can't believe a woman played dead with him
58:00 <ShadowLurker> i can
58:00 <ShadowLurker> i would
58:00 <simba> unicorn onesie sounds hot
58:00 <ShadowLurker> oh it is
58:00 <ShadowLurker> i get a chub everytime she wears it
58:00 <partay> ShadowLurker has been nailed by it 
58:00 <simba> so twice a year
58:00 <ShadowLurker> i can
58:00 <ShadowLurker> i would
58:00 <simba> unicorn onesie sounds hot
58:00 <ShadowLurker> oh it is
58:00 <ShadowLurker> i get a chub everytime she wears it
58:00 <partay> ShadowLurker has been nailed by it 
58:00 <simba> so twice a year
59:00 <Serenity> i nailed him with my horn
59:00 <Kelevra> I'd so piss myself wearing a onesie, they're difficult to get off if you need ot hang a piss during the night
59:00 <Serenity> theyre awful to sleep in tbh
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahhh theys crabs in my panties who do i call
59:00 <Serenity> get all wrapped up and choked
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> Jims STD removal
59:00 <Kelevra> I have the wrapping choking feeling in normal clothes
59:00 <Serenity> i nailed him with my horn
59:00 <Kelevra> I'd so piss myself wearing a onesie, they're difficult to get off if you need ot hang a piss during the night
59:00 <Serenity> theyre awful to sleep in tbh
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahhh theys crabs in my panties who do i call
59:00 <Serenity> get all wrapped up and choked
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> Jims STD removal
59:00 <Kelevra> I have the wrapping choking feeling in normal clothes
00:00 <Kelevra> I can't sleep naked though
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb johninja
00:00 <johninja> ty
00:00 <Serenity> i dont like to sleep without undies on
00:00 <johninja> just fired up the xbox
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> sleeping naked when ur by urself is weird
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
00:00 <johninja> starting to sober up
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> what u gonna play?
00:00 <johninja> i suck at gaming drunk lol
00:00 <johninja> NBA2k
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> i get ac4 n bf4 today!
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
00:00 <johninja> nice
00:00 <Kelevra> I have this really weird phobia fear thing where I think people wwill come through the windows but in the end having my undies on will protect me cause in the 3 seconds a guy tries to take them off i'll be able to kick them in the face and save myself from being brutally raped
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye but for xbox1 lol get that tomorrow, friday, with ghosts
00:00 <johninja> i see ezy dvd and harvy norman have the next gen games on sale for $60 until the 24th
00:00 <Kelevra> I can't sleep naked though
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> wb johninja
00:00 <johninja> ty
00:00 <Serenity> i dont like to sleep without undies on
00:00 <johninja> just fired up the xbox
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> sleeping naked when ur by urself is weird
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
00:00 <johninja> starting to sober up
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> what u gonna play?
00:00 <johninja> i suck at gaming drunk lol
00:00 <johninja> NBA2k
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> i get ac4 n bf4 today!
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
00:00 <johninja> nice
00:00 <Kelevra> I have this really weird phobia fear thing where I think people wwill come through the windows but in the end having my undies on will protect me cause in the 3 seconds a guy tries to take them off i'll be able to kick them in the face and save myself from being brutally raped
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye but for xbox1 lol get that tomorrow, friday, with ghosts
00:00 <johninja> i see ezy dvd and harvy norman have the next gen games on sale for $60 until the 24th
01:00 <Kelevra> it's pretty irrational
01:00 <Serenity> looooll
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> for 60 choice
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> take that into eb n get em to match price or jb hifi
01:00 <johninja> yeah i think that harvy norman had to match ezy dvd
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
01:00 <Kelevra> it's pretty irrational
01:00 <Serenity> looooll
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> for 60 choice
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> take that into eb n get em to match price or jb hifi
01:00 <johninja> yeah i think that harvy norman had to match ezy dvd
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana b asleep but ino if i go to bed itll take ages
02:00 <Kelevra> you're so fkn inconsiderate there I am putting my fears out there and you two cunts are going on about ezydvd and jb
02:00 <johninja> lol
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana b asleep but ino if i go to bed itll take ages
02:00 <Kelevra> you're so fkn inconsiderate there I am putting my fears out there and you two cunts are going on about ezydvd and jb
02:00 <johninja> lol
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> johninja uno gta v
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> the bail jumper missions
03:00 <Kelevra> I swear if my undies protect me someday I'm not telling you both
03:00 <johninja> there there etc
03:00 <johninja> haha
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> after the last one i bashed n shot the bitch to death cause i only got 10grand n she was a boring character
03:00 <johninja> lol
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> then i questioned myself n said eh its gta ur allowed to do crazy shit
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> johninja uno gta v
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> the bail jumper missions
03:00 <Kelevra> I swear if my undies protect me someday I'm not telling you both
03:00 <johninja> there there etc
03:00 <johninja> haha
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> after the last one i bashed n shot the bitch to death cause i only got 10grand n she was a boring character
03:00 <johninja> lol
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> then i questioned myself n said eh its gta ur allowed to do crazy shit
04:00 <johninja> i think everyone would like to do that to theur ex
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
04:00 <johninja> damn laws
04:00 <Kelevra> they'll write a piece on me in womans day 'my underwear saved my life'
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> i started running ppl over today
04:00 <simba> lol
04:00 <simba> youve been typing exclusively about battlefield and gta for like a week
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> UR FAULT
04:00 <Kelevra> video games can be addictive
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> u told me id love it
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> nido
04:00 <Kelevra> josh needs rehab
04:00 <johninja> i think everyone would like to do that to theur ex
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
04:00 <johninja> damn laws
04:00 <Kelevra> they'll write a piece on me in womans day 'my underwear saved my life'
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> i started running ppl over today
04:00 <simba> lol
04:00 <simba> youve been typing exclusively about battlefield and gta for like a week
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> UR FAULT
04:00 <Kelevra> video games can be addictive
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> u told me id love it
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> nido
04:00 <Kelevra> josh needs rehab
05:00 <simba> everyone does
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> think ill go back to splinter cell today
05:00 <Maurice> Omg Serenity, I just went on Cals fb, he's got 3 chicks on the go
05:00 <Maurice> Yay he's not gay..
05:00 <Serenity> hahah
05:00 <Maurice> He's a playa, yo
05:00 <Serenity> what a little romeo
05:00 <simba> everyone does
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> think ill go back to splinter cell today
05:00 <Maurice> Omg Serenity, I just went on Cals fb, he's got 3 chicks on the go
05:00 <Maurice> Yay he's not gay..
05:00 <Serenity> hahah
05:00 <Maurice> He's a playa, yo
05:00 <Serenity> what a little romeo
06:00 <Maurice> Its so funny to read
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> natthew mchdasndauhay on Unsolved Mysteries
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> Matthew*
06:00 <Maurice> They're all so honest' I like like you, but I like 15 other girls too' 'Ok thats ok'
06:00 <fawks> Hallo Need Help with your Maths Test
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> Halp mi
06:00 <Maurice> LOL
06:00 <fawks> - Cal
06:00 <Maurice> Its so funny to read
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> natthew mchdasndauhay on Unsolved Mysteries
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> Matthew*
06:00 <Maurice> They're all so honest' I like like you, but I like 15 other girls too' 'Ok thats ok'
06:00 <fawks> Hallo Need Help with your Maths Test
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> Halp mi
06:00 <Maurice> LOL
06:00 <fawks> - Cal
07:00 <Maurice> He'd be all like 'I'll help you but you owe me Pokemon cards.. the RARE ONES'
07:00 <fawks> They call me Cal, short for Calculator ;)
07:00 <fawks> omg lol I'm so funny
07:00 <fawks> calculator. genius.
07:00 <Maurice> Lol
07:00 <Maurice> He broke up with his gf coz everyone found out they were 'dating'
07:00 <Maurice> He'd be all like 'I'll help you but you owe me Pokemon cards.. the RARE ONES'
07:00 <fawks> They call me Cal, short for Calculator ;)
07:00 <fawks> omg lol I'm so funny
07:00 <fawks> calculator. genius.
07:00 <Maurice> Lol
07:00 <Maurice> He broke up with his gf coz everyone found out they were 'dating'
08:00 <fawks> isn't that the point? lol
08:00 <fawks> loll
08:00 <Maurice> When I was 10, I was listening to my walkman and singing New Kids On The Block
08:00 <fawks> and hidin from dinosaurs
08:00 <Maurice> Apparently not if you're 10
08:00 <Maurice> EAT A DICK
08:00 <fawks> rofl omg hilarious.
08:00 <Kelevra> I had the coolest walkman
08:00 <Maurice> I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur
08:00 <Maurice> Mine had pink speakers
08:00 <Serenity> omg im plucking my eyebrows
08:00 <fawks> isn't that the point? lol
08:00 <fawks> loll
08:00 <Maurice> When I was 10, I was listening to my walkman and singing New Kids On The Block
08:00 <fawks> and hidin from dinosaurs
08:00 <Maurice> Apparently not if you're 10
08:00 <Maurice> EAT A DICK
08:00 <fawks> rofl omg hilarious.
08:00 <Kelevra> I had the coolest walkman
08:00 <Maurice> I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur
08:00 <Maurice> Mine had pink speakers
08:00 <Serenity> omg im plucking my eyebrows
09:00 <Maurice> Oh god
09:00 <Serenity> and theres one hair i cant get out
09:00 <fawks> I remember when I had my first beer
09:00 <Kelevra> mine didn't have speakers =(
09:00 <Serenity> its like its in there with cement
09:00 <Maurice> You'll be bald by tomorrow
09:00 <fawks> should wax first 
09:00 <Maurice> Now I have Step By Step stuck in my head
09:00 <fawks> face strips
09:00 <Kelevra> mine had the button that makes the cassette turn over without you turning it manually
09:00 <Maurice> Step by stepppp ooh baby, gotta get with your guuurrrr-urrrr-ullll
09:00 <Kelevra> sounds so stupid but fuck it was godlike
09:00 <Maurice> You*
09:00 <Serenity> ive got no wax left faux :(
09:00 <Serenity> i normally do that first
09:00 <Maurice> Oh god
09:00 <Serenity> and theres one hair i cant get out
09:00 <fawks> I remember when I had my first beer
09:00 <Kelevra> mine didn't have speakers =(
09:00 <Serenity> its like its in there with cement
09:00 <Maurice> You'll be bald by tomorrow
09:00 <fawks> should wax first 
09:00 <Maurice> Now I have Step By Step stuck in my head
09:00 <fawks> face strips
09:00 <Kelevra> mine had the button that makes the cassette turn over without you turning it manually
09:00 <Maurice> Step by stepppp ooh baby, gotta get with your guuurrrr-urrrr-ullll
09:00 <Kelevra> sounds so stupid but fuck it was godlike
09:00 <Maurice> You*
09:00 <Serenity> ive got no wax left faux :(
09:00 <Serenity> i normally do that first
10:00 <fawks> wahh
10:00 <Serenity> and honestly if i go outside looking like this someones gonna shoot me thinking im big foot
10:00 <Kelevra> I've never waxed my eyebrows
10:00 <Serenity> i use the nads facial wand
10:00 <Serenity> theyre so good
10:00 <fawks> I've never seen buffoons eyebrows
10:00 <fawks> bugfoots*
10:00 <fawks> uh
10:00 <fawks> big8
10:00 <Kelevra> I'm too scared I'd take off more then I want to
10:00 <fawks> get them waxed
10:00 <fawks> wahh
10:00 <Serenity> and honestly if i go outside looking like this someones gonna shoot me thinking im big foot
10:00 <Kelevra> I've never waxed my eyebrows
10:00 <Serenity> i use the nads facial wand
10:00 <Serenity> theyre so good
10:00 <fawks> I've never seen buffoons eyebrows
10:00 <fawks> bugfoots*
10:00 <fawks> uh
10:00 <fawks> big8
10:00 <Kelevra> I'm too scared I'd take off more then I want to
10:00 <fawks> get them waxed
11:00 <Maurice> LOL
11:00 <fawks> professionally the forst
11:00 <fawks> time
11:00 <Kelevra> neh I'm too old to start learning new savvy ways of taking care of myself
11:00 <Maurice> LOL buffoons
11:00 <Serenity> i got mine done at a salon
11:00 <fawks> and then do it yourself by following the shape
11:00 <fawks> that's how I learnt 
11:00 <fawks> now I can shape them myself 
11:00 <Serenity> then just followed the lines as it grew back
11:00 <Serenity> yeah
11:00 <Serenity> what she said
11:00 <Maurice> I just go to my hairdresser
11:00 <Maurice> LOL
11:00 <fawks> professionally the forst
11:00 <fawks> time
11:00 <Kelevra> neh I'm too old to start learning new savvy ways of taking care of myself
11:00 <Maurice> LOL buffoons
11:00 <Serenity> i got mine done at a salon
11:00 <fawks> and then do it yourself by following the shape
11:00 <fawks> that's how I learnt 
11:00 <fawks> now I can shape them myself 
11:00 <Serenity> then just followed the lines as it grew back
11:00 <Serenity> yeah
11:00 <Serenity> what she said
11:00 <Maurice> I just go to my hairdresser
12:00 <Kelevra> I haven't been to a hairdresser since 2011
12:00 <Serenity> what i find really weird is
12:00 <fawks> wtf
12:00 <Serenity> my left side hurts about 23423452 times more
12:00 <fawks> is your hair healthy 
12:00 <Kelevra> then before that it was over a good 10 years
12:00 <fawks> how do you not have paintbrush split ends
12:00 <Maurice> WHAT
12:00 <johninja> Kelevra has nice hair
12:00 <Serenity> i havent been to a hair dresser since i was like 12
12:00 <Kelevra> I haven't been to a hairdresser since 2011
12:00 <Serenity> what i find really weird is
12:00 <fawks> wtf
12:00 <Serenity> my left side hurts about 23423452 times more
12:00 <fawks> is your hair healthy 
12:00 <Kelevra> then before that it was over a good 10 years
12:00 <fawks> how do you not have paintbrush split ends
12:00 <Maurice> WHAT
12:00 <johninja> Kelevra has nice hair
12:00 <Serenity> i havent been to a hair dresser since i was like 12
13:00 <Kelevra> its hair lol, I trim the ends myself
13:00 <Maurice> My left does too, Serenity, mostly coz of my eyebrow piercing
13:00 <fawks> omf
13:00 <fawks> I couldn't 
13:00 <Maurice> I go for the colour and the head massage
13:00 <Kelevra> I totally don't do the whole pampering grooming thing
13:00 <Maurice> I'm overdue to have it re done
13:00 <Serenity> i do my own colour
13:00 <Serenity> and cuts
13:00 <Serenity> fuck people touching me yuck
13:00 <Maurice> I don't, coz my arms aren't long enough
13:00 <fawks> it's not really pampering to me it's just a necessity to keep my hair healthy 
13:00 <Kelevra> its hair lol, I trim the ends myself
13:00 <Maurice> My left does too, Serenity, mostly coz of my eyebrow piercing
13:00 <fawks> omf
13:00 <fawks> I couldn't 
13:00 <Maurice> I go for the colour and the head massage
13:00 <Kelevra> I totally don't do the whole pampering grooming thing
13:00 <Maurice> I'm overdue to have it re done
13:00 <Serenity> i do my own colour
13:00 <Serenity> and cuts
13:00 <Serenity> fuck people touching me yuck
13:00 <Maurice> I don't, coz my arms aren't long enough
13:00 <fawks> it's not really pampering to me it's just a necessity to keep my hair healthy 
14:00 <johninja> i do my own hair too
14:00 <johninja> just shave it all...pretty easy
14:00 <Maurice> They always praise my hair, coz I use a natural shampoo, not their chemical ones
14:00 <Maurice> I'M NOT SHAVING MY HEAD
14:00 <johninja> lol
14:00 <Kelevra> eh healthy hair doesn't really phase me tbh
14:00 <Kelevra> I've never gone bald and it's never been rough, it's good enough for me
14:00 <Kelevra> lol
14:00 <fawks> fair enough 
14:00 <Kelevra> hair is hair
14:00 <Maurice> I go for the colour mostly
14:00 <johninja> i do my own hair too
14:00 <johninja> just shave it all...pretty easy
14:00 <Maurice> They always praise my hair, coz I use a natural shampoo, not their chemical ones
14:00 <Maurice> I'M NOT SHAVING MY HEAD
14:00 <johninja> lol
14:00 <Kelevra> eh healthy hair doesn't really phase me tbh
14:00 <Kelevra> I've never gone bald and it's never been rough, it's good enough for me
14:00 <Kelevra> lol
14:00 <fawks> fair enough 
14:00 <Kelevra> hair is hair
14:00 <Maurice> I go for the colour mostly
15:00 <Kelevra> I haven't dyed my hair since I was 16
15:00 <Kelevra> lol
15:00 <Maurice> I'm not confident enough to bleach then colour my hair
15:00 <Maurice> I'd end up bald
15:00 <Kelevra> I'm the slackest bitch ever
15:00 <Maurice> I went pink, red, purple, pink
15:00 <Maurice> I want blue next but apparently it looks like mould when it washes out
15:00 <Serenity> it does
15:00 <faux> i havent dyed my hair in about a year - i just went darker brown 
15:00 <Serenity> blue is horrid
15:00 <Maurice> DAMNIT
15:00 <Maurice> Then what should I go
15:00 <faux> youd look like a smurf
15:00 <Kelevra> I haven't dyed my hair since I was 16
15:00 <Kelevra> lol
15:00 <Maurice> I'm not confident enough to bleach then colour my hair
15:00 <Maurice> I'd end up bald
15:00 <Kelevra> I'm the slackest bitch ever
15:00 <Maurice> I went pink, red, purple, pink
15:00 <Maurice> I want blue next but apparently it looks like mould when it washes out
15:00 <Serenity> it does
15:00 <faux> i havent dyed my hair in about a year - i just went darker brown 
15:00 <Serenity> blue is horrid
15:00 <Maurice> DAMNIT
15:00 <Maurice> Then what should I go
15:00 <faux> youd look like a smurf
16:00 <Kancho> chicks love blue powdered hair
16:00 <Kelevra> I'd go orange
16:00 <faux> legit w/ height
16:00 <johninja> lol
16:00 <Maurice> I wanted fire engine red, but Cam said no
16:00 <Maurice> My skin isn't blue..
16:00 <Maurice> Yet
16:00 <faux> dark reddddddd
16:00 <Maurice> Wait until I'm dead
16:00 <Kelevra> wait it'd be auburn or some shit
16:00 <Maurice> I've gone dark red
16:00 <Maurice> And blonde, and blue black
16:00 <faux> well fuck
16:00 <Maurice> Naturally brunette
16:00 <Serenity> the only one I really liked was my ultra violet
16:00 <Kancho> chicks love blue powdered hair
16:00 <Kelevra> I'd go orange
16:00 <faux> legit w/ height
16:00 <johninja> lol
16:00 <Maurice> I wanted fire engine red, but Cam said no
16:00 <Maurice> My skin isn't blue..
16:00 <Maurice> Yet
16:00 <faux> dark reddddddd
16:00 <Maurice> Wait until I'm dead
16:00 <Kelevra> wait it'd be auburn or some shit
16:00 <Maurice> I've gone dark red
16:00 <Maurice> And blonde, and blue black
16:00 <faux> well fuck
16:00 <Maurice> Naturally brunette
16:00 <Serenity> the only one I really liked was my ultra violet
17:00 <faux> keep one colour then
17:00 <Serenity> and that looks blue or purple depending on the light
17:00 <Serenity> and it didnt look like mould
17:00 <faux> dye it all brown
17:00 <Maurice> Ooer Serenity
17:00 <faux> chestnutttttt
17:00 <Maurice> Its all brown atm coz my purple has washed out
17:00 <Maurice> My fringe is now down to my mouth
17:00 <Maurice> Its been waaaay too long
17:00 <faux> my hurr is chestnut atm
17:00 <faux> i lik choc brown too
17:00 <faux> delish
17:00 <Serenity> mines redy/pinkish but over brown
17:00 <faux> keep one colour then
17:00 <Serenity> and that looks blue or purple depending on the light
17:00 <Serenity> and it didnt look like mould
17:00 <faux> dye it all brown
17:00 <Maurice> Ooer Serenity
17:00 <faux> chestnutttttt
17:00 <Maurice> Its all brown atm coz my purple has washed out
17:00 <Maurice> My fringe is now down to my mouth
17:00 <Maurice> Its been waaaay too long
17:00 <faux> my hurr is chestnut atm
17:00 <faux> i lik choc brown too
17:00 <faux> delish
17:00 <Serenity> mines redy/pinkish but over brown
18:00 <Serenity> its taking everything i have not to bleach it
18:00 <Kelevra> should've bleached it to make it pop
18:00 <Maurice> I might go back to basics, brunette with blonde streaks
18:00 <Maurice> It's been awhile
18:00 <Serenity> nah ive grown all my bleached hair out
18:00 <faux> this should be a lesson to gym junkies
18:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/998582_10152193985077018_1176070940_n.jpg
18:00 <Kelevra> basics is boring
18:00 <faux> my friend was at the gym and the machine broke on his head
18:00 <faux> lol.
18:00 <Serenity> its taking everything i have not to bleach it
18:00 <Kelevra> should've bleached it to make it pop
18:00 <Maurice> I might go back to basics, brunette with blonde streaks
18:00 <Maurice> It's been awhile
18:00 <Serenity> nah ive grown all my bleached hair out
18:00 <faux> this should be a lesson to gym junkies
18:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/998582_10152193985077018_1176070940_n.jpg
18:00 <Kelevra> basics is boring
18:00 <faux> my friend was at the gym and the machine broke on his head
18:00 <faux> lol.
19:00 <Maurice> I'm a mega gym junkie
19:00 <Kelevra> if I had the energy I'd dye my hair dark brown or go all out and become a blonde again
19:00 <Maurice> Can you tell
19:00 <Kelevra> but blonde is shit you stand out like a sore thumb
19:00 <Serenity> this is my friends hair atm
19:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1472978_10151704671011356_1842727258_n.jpg
19:00 <Maurice> I WANT
19:00 <faux> is the middle bit tucked in
19:00 <faux> or purposely shortre
19:00 <faux> shorter
19:00 <johninja> thats wahts she said
19:00 <Maurice> I'm a mega gym junkie
19:00 <Kelevra> if I had the energy I'd dye my hair dark brown or go all out and become a blonde again
19:00 <Maurice> Can you tell
19:00 <Kelevra> but blonde is shit you stand out like a sore thumb
19:00 <Serenity> this is my friends hair atm
19:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1472978_10151704671011356_1842727258_n.jpg
19:00 <Maurice> I WANT
19:00 <faux> is the middle bit tucked in
19:00 <faux> or purposely shortre
19:00 <faux> shorter
19:00 <johninja> thats wahts she said
20:00 <Kelevra> tiz pretty
20:00 <Serenity> i think its tucked into her shirt
20:00 <faux> ah
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <faux> here we go its fibry zlining time
20:00 <Serenity> other than my ultra violet
20:00 <Serenity> my fave was when i did black with pink streaks
20:00 <Kelevra> tiz pretty
20:00 <Serenity> i think its tucked into her shirt
20:00 <faux> ah
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <faux> here we go its fibry zlining time
20:00 <Serenity> other than my ultra violet
20:00 <Serenity> my fave was when i did black with pink streaks
21:00 <simba> krusty kinda kristmas
21:00 <Kelevra> wtf is this
21:00 <faux> fibry
21:00 <Kelevra> Why does it zline the person?
21:00 <simba> krusty kinda kristmas
21:00 <Kelevra> wtf is this
21:00 <faux> fibry
21:00 <Kelevra> Why does it zline the person?
22:00 <Serenity> cause hes using tor
22:00 <faux> timmmmmah
22:00 <Serenity> BlackDevil has a script that zlines tor proxies
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <johninja> we figured out it must have a list of TOR clients it bans automaticlly
22:00 <Kelevra> oddness
22:00 <faux> yeah we figured it out all by oursleves
22:00 <Kancho> tor got raided
22:00 <faux> (not xm)
22:00 <johninja> yep
22:00 <faux> haha
22:00 <faux> WITH NO HELP FROM THE ASIAN
22:00 <johninja> it was a colaboration ok
22:00 <faux> ok
22:00 <Serenity> cause hes using tor
22:00 <faux> timmmmmah
22:00 <Serenity> BlackDevil has a script that zlines tor proxies
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <johninja> we figured out it must have a list of TOR clients it bans automaticlly
22:00 <Kelevra> oddness
22:00 <faux> yeah we figured it out all by oursleves
22:00 <Kancho> tor got raided
22:00 <faux> (not xm)
22:00 <johninja> yep
22:00 <faux> haha
22:00 <faux> WITH NO HELP FROM THE ASIAN
22:00 <johninja> it was a colaboration ok
22:00 <faux> ok
23:00 <Serenity> you could have just asked id have told you what it was
23:00 <simba> but who really gives a FUCK
23:00 <Kelevra> seems stupid but dedicated
23:00 <Serenity> you could have just asked id have told you what it was
23:00 <simba> but who really gives a FUCK
23:00 <Kelevra> seems stupid but dedicated
24:00 <johninja> yeah you have to admire the deication
24:00 <johninja> FK THIS KEYBORED
24:00 <faux> maybe its auto join
24:00 <phosphatide> It works after all..
24:00 <Kelevra> yeah.. it's the keyboard
24:00 <faux> it seems to quick to change nicks etc
24:00 <johninja> :P
24:00 <Kelevra> pull the other one
24:00 <Kelevra> =P
24:00 <faux> keybored
24:00 <Serenity> aw man
24:00 <Serenity> i can taste garlic when i burp
24:00 <simba> lol
24:00 <simba> key bored
24:00 <johninja> yeah you have to admire the deication
24:00 <johninja> FK THIS KEYBORED
24:00 <faux> maybe its auto join
24:00 <phosphatide> It works after all..
24:00 <Kelevra> yeah.. it's the keyboard
24:00 <faux> it seems to quick to change nicks etc
24:00 <johninja> :P
24:00 <Kelevra> pull the other one
24:00 <Kelevra> =P
24:00 <faux> keybored
24:00 <Serenity> aw man
24:00 <Serenity> i can taste garlic when i burp
24:00 <simba> lol
24:00 <simba> key bored
25:00 <johninja> that was intentional 
25:00 <johninja> srs
25:00 <Maurice> I had a bite of Krispy Kreme, I'm so disappointed
25:00 <Serenity> but you dont even like donuts
25:00 <Kelevra> I've never tried them but I want to
25:00 <Maurice> I know, maybe thats why it was nothing special
25:00 <Kelevra> oh and I want to try reeses peanut chocolate stuff
25:00 <Maurice> It tastes like every other choc topped donut
25:00 <Serenity> peanut butter cups
25:00 <johninja> that was intentional 
25:00 <johninja> srs
25:00 <Maurice> I had a bite of Krispy Kreme, I'm so disappointed
25:00 <Serenity> but you dont even like donuts
25:00 <Kelevra> I've never tried them but I want to
25:00 <Maurice> I know, maybe thats why it was nothing special
25:00 <Kelevra> oh and I want to try reeses peanut chocolate stuff
25:00 <Maurice> It tastes like every other choc topped donut
25:00 <Serenity> peanut butter cups
26:00 <Maurice> They're so rich and sickening
26:00 <Serenity> theyre nice but sickly
26:00 <Maurice> Lol
26:00 <johninja> i'm scared i'll get hooked on the and turn into jabba the hutt
26:00 <Serenity> like one bite is enough
26:00 <Maurice> Jab in your butt
26:00 <Kelevra> they sell the mini bars in 8 packs at the local shops
26:00 <Maurice> I had a 2 pack at the airport when I was coming home, made me feel sick
26:00 <Maurice> They're so rich and sickening
26:00 <Serenity> theyre nice but sickly
26:00 <Maurice> Lol
26:00 <johninja> i'm scared i'll get hooked on the and turn into jabba the hutt
26:00 <Serenity> like one bite is enough
26:00 <Maurice> Jab in your butt
26:00 <Kelevra> they sell the mini bars in 8 packs at the local shops
26:00 <Maurice> I had a 2 pack at the airport when I was coming home, made me feel sick
27:00 <Maurice> We lived next to Americans as kids, the wife made them with cadbury choc
27:00 <Kelevra> aww I need a small village if I buy the 8 pack by the looks of it
27:00 <Maurice> NOM
27:00 <Kelevra> orrrrrrrrrrr I could piss off lee's kids kinder and pass them out there like free crack to the first 7
27:00 <{LeE}> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU4exOoCHkI
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: If I Cry A Thousand Tears. (Mar 7, 2010) 7:23 - Category: Entertainment - 12,997,684 views - 54,451 likes (98.5%), 840 dislikes (1.5%)
27:00 <Maurice> We lived next to Americans as kids, the wife made them with cadbury choc
27:00 <Kelevra> aww I need a small village if I buy the 8 pack by the looks of it
27:00 <Maurice> NOM
27:00 <Kelevra> orrrrrrrrrrr I could piss off lee's kids kinder and pass them out there like free crack to the first 7
27:00 <{LeE}> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU4exOoCHkI
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: If I Cry A Thousand Tears. (Mar 7, 2010) 7:23 - Category: Entertainment - 12,997,684 views - 54,451 likes (98.5%), 840 dislikes (1.5%)
28:00 <Kelevra> 'go forth and be free little ones'
28:00 <Kelevra> 'go forth and be free little ones'
29:00 <Serenity> fucks sake
29:00 <Serenity> my rings need to be resized
29:00 <Kelevra> punch the wall
29:00 <Kelevra> your fingers will swell
29:00 <Kelevra> problem solved
29:00 <Serenity> LOL
29:00 <Serenity> fucks sake
29:00 <Serenity> my rings need to be resized
29:00 <Kelevra> punch the wall
29:00 <Kelevra> your fingers will swell
29:00 <Kelevra> problem solved
29:00 <Serenity> LOL
30:00 <Kelevra> my ring fingers perm mangled so it never grows or shrinks and up until two or three years ago it had no feeling, it's an impressive piece of meat
30:00 <Maurice> Lol
30:00 <Kelevra> my ring fingers perm mangled so it never grows or shrinks and up until two or three years ago it had no feeling, it's an impressive piece of meat
30:00 <Maurice> Lol
31:00 <Serenity> my fingers have gone down 2.5 ring sizes since the wedding
31:00 <Serenity> its so annoying
31:00 <Kelevra> fkn christ, maybe you should tatoo the ring on
31:00 <Kelevra> idea!
31:00 <Serenity> haha
31:00 <Serenity> my fingers have gone down 2.5 ring sizes since the wedding
31:00 <Serenity> its so annoying
31:00 <Kelevra> fkn christ, maybe you should tatoo the ring on
31:00 <Kelevra> idea!
31:00 <Serenity> haha
32:00 <Serenity> least with my new set it can be resized
32:00 <Kelevra> lucky!
32:00 <Maurice> Mine go up and down with this weather
32:00 <fawks> l
32:00 <Serenity> least with my new set it can be resized
32:00 <Kelevra> lucky!
32:00 <Maurice> Mine go up and down with this weather
32:00 <fawks> l
33:00 <fawks> an freezing 
33:00 <fawks> whats with this weather ffs
33:00 <Maurice> I have the fan on but I'm wearing a hoodie
33:00 <Maurice> Logic is gone
33:00 <fawks> an freezing 
33:00 <fawks> whats with this weather ffs
33:00 <Maurice> I have the fan on but I'm wearing a hoodie
33:00 <Maurice> Logic is gone
34:00 <fawks> lol yeah o always have my fan on
34:00 <fawks> I like the sojnd
34:00 <fawks> sound
34:00 <fawks> esp when I sleep
34:00 <fawks> or else it's too quiet 
34:00 <fawks> lol yeah o always have my fan on
34:00 <fawks> I like the sojnd
34:00 <fawks> sound
34:00 <fawks> esp when I sleep
34:00 <fawks> or else it's too quiet 
35:00 <simba> thats the same with me and benders voice
35:00 <Serenity> yeah mo mine change with the heat too but mine are to the point of falling off lol
35:00 <Serenity> they just dont fit
35:00 <simba> thats the same with me and benders voice
35:00 <Serenity> yeah mo mine change with the heat too but mine are to the point of falling off lol
35:00 <Serenity> they just dont fit
44:00 <johninja> ahhaha this old goldie caught someone again
44:00 <Serenity> huh
44:00 <johninja> http://focusghana.com/the-assam-rape-festival-in-india-begins-this-week/
44:00 <johninja> ahhaha this old goldie caught someone again
44:00 <Serenity> huh
44:00 <johninja> http://focusghana.com/the-assam-rape-festival-in-india-begins-this-week/
45:00 <johninja> Alternative Journalism via 2Cents & Open Thoughts
45:00 <johninja> WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD?!?!?!
45:00 <johninja> “We rape the evil demons out of the girls, otherwise they will cheat on us and we will be forced to kill them. So it is necessary for everyone.”
45:00 <johninja> Alternative Journalism via 2Cents & Open Thoughts
45:00 <johninja> WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD?!?!?!
45:00 <johninja> “We rape the evil demons out of the girls, otherwise they will cheat on us and we will be forced to kill them. So it is necessary for everyone.”
46:00 <johninja> the guy made it did it to raise awareness though
46:00 <johninja> trolling for humanity
46:00 <Serenity> Madhuban Ahluwalia who heads up the annual festival told reporters why the event is so important. “This is a long time tradition in Assam dating back thousands of years,” says Ahluwalia. “We rape the evil demons out of the girls, otherwise they will cheat on us and we will be forced to kill them. So it is necessary for everyone.”
46:00 <Serenity> :|
46:00 <johninja> the guy made it did it to raise awareness though
46:00 <johninja> trolling for humanity
46:00 <Serenity> Madhuban Ahluwalia who heads up the annual festival told reporters why the event is so important. “This is a long time tradition in Assam dating back thousands of years,” says Ahluwalia. “We rape the evil demons out of the girls, otherwise they will cheat on us and we will be forced to kill them. So it is necessary for everyone.”
46:00 <Serenity> :|
47:00 <simba> genuine tradition
47:00 <Serenity> this page cant be real
47:00 <Serenity> wtf
47:00 <johninja> nooo its not
47:00 <johninja> i fell for it too
47:00 <johninja> been around for like 3 years now
47:00 <simba> genuine tradition
47:00 <Serenity> this page cant be real
47:00 <Serenity> wtf
47:00 <johninja> nooo its not
47:00 <johninja> i fell for it too
47:00 <johninja> been around for like 3 years now
48:00 <Serenity> thank christ
48:00 <Serenity> lol
48:00 <johninja> yeah lol
48:00 <shadsam> morning luvs
48:00 <Serenity> thank christ
48:00 <Serenity> lol
48:00 <johninja> yeah lol
48:00 <shadsam> morning luvs
49:00 <johninja> evening sugar tits
49:00 <shadsam> lollllllll
49:00 <shadsam> muahaha
49:00 <shadsam> got milk
49:00 <johninja> evening sugar tits
49:00 <shadsam> lollllllll
49:00 <shadsam> muahaha
49:00 <shadsam> got milk
50:00 <shadsam> :(
50:00 <johninja> milk is 4 babies
50:00 <guy27> how r u joh
50:00 <shadsam> john how much is ur water and electrciity billss a quarter
50:00 <shadsam> eac
50:00 <johninja> g'day guy
50:00 <johninja> going good man
50:00 <guy27> not too bad
50:00 <johninja> i don't pay it (thank fuck)
50:00 <shadsam> :(
50:00 <johninja> milk is 4 babies
50:00 <guy27> how r u joh
50:00 <shadsam> john how much is ur water and electrciity billss a quarter
50:00 <shadsam> eac
50:00 <johninja> g'day guy
50:00 <johninja> going good man
50:00 <guy27> not too bad
50:00 <johninja> i don't pay it (thank fuck)
51:00 <johninja> ther eis a lot of other industrial stuff here too that draws on it
51:00 <shadsam> my electrciity bill was 3k
51:00 <johninja> woah
51:00 <shadsam> water was 1k
51:00 <johninja> hydro settup eh
51:00 <shadsam> council was 1k
51:00 <shadsam> 5k bills mate
51:00 <johninja> yeah fuck that man
51:00 <shadsam> 2k cop fines
51:00 <johninja> i would declare bankrucy
51:00 <shadsam> fuck mate
51:00 <johninja> ther eis a lot of other industrial stuff here too that draws on it
51:00 <shadsam> my electrciity bill was 3k
51:00 <johninja> woah
51:00 <shadsam> water was 1k
51:00 <johninja> hydro settup eh
51:00 <shadsam> council was 1k
51:00 <shadsam> 5k bills mate
51:00 <johninja> yeah fuck that man
51:00 <shadsam> 2k cop fines
51:00 <johninja> i would declare bankrucy
51:00 <shadsam> fuck mate
52:00 <shadsam> for 6 monthss thiss is
52:00 <shadsam> i cant work it out
52:00 <nnnnn> i dont think people can declare bankrupcy
52:00 <shadsam> 8k down the drain
52:00 <shadsam> lucky i had savings
52:00 <shadsam> for 6 monthss thiss is
52:00 <shadsam> i cant work it out
52:00 <nnnnn> i dont think people can declare bankrupcy
52:00 <shadsam> 8k down the drain
52:00 <shadsam> lucky i had savings
53:00 <johninja> sure people can
53:00 <nnnnn> not unless you own a business 
53:00 <johninja> yeah thats heaps dude
53:00 <johninja> nah man
53:00 <johninja> if you have any debt you can
53:00 <johninja> people do it on their house
53:00 <johninja> sure people can
53:00 <nnnnn> not unless you own a business 
53:00 <johninja> yeah thats heaps dude
53:00 <johninja> nah man
53:00 <johninja> if you have any debt you can
53:00 <johninja> people do it on their house
54:00 <nnnnn> i dont think you would have much of a house if you did that
54:00 <johninja> you wouldn't
54:00 <nnnnn> i dont think you would have much of a house if you did that
54:00 <johninja> you wouldn't
55:00 <johninja> it does happen where people owe more on the house than what it is worth though
55:00 <nnnnn> i wonder if the bank can kick you out
55:00 <johninja> proprty prices fall ect
55:00 <johninja> its in their best interests not to pay the debt
55:00 <beehhh> cats
55:00 <shadsam> john u in qld ?
55:00 <beehhh> i got exam 2morrow
55:00 <johninja> yeah man
55:00 <shadsam> good luck beehh
55:00 <beehhh> shes getting loved by someone else
55:00 <beehhh> its all good
55:00 <johninja> it does happen where people owe more on the house than what it is worth though
55:00 <nnnnn> i wonder if the bank can kick you out
55:00 <johninja> proprty prices fall ect
55:00 <johninja> its in their best interests not to pay the debt
55:00 <beehhh> cats
55:00 <shadsam> john u in qld ?
55:00 <beehhh> i got exam 2morrow
55:00 <johninja> yeah man
55:00 <shadsam> good luck beehh
55:00 <beehhh> shes getting loved by someone else
55:00 <beehhh> its all good
56:00 <shadsam> john near carrara ?>
56:00 <johninja> nah not near the coast man
56:00 <shadsam> ok
56:00 <johninja> you moving to southport still eh
56:00 <shadsam> john near carrara ?>
56:00 <johninja> nah not near the coast man
56:00 <shadsam> ok
56:00 <johninja> you moving to southport still eh
57:00 <johninja> be fucked if i would pay rates if i was movin
57:00 <shadsam> not really south port
57:00 <shadsam> more inland
57:00 <johninja> be fucked if i would pay rates if i was movin
57:00 <shadsam> not really south port
57:00 <shadsam> more inland
58:00 <simba> shimon mrza
58:00 <shadsam> bloody mozzie bite
58:00 <beehhh> simba ur a stubborn person
58:00 <simba> shimon mrza
58:00 <shadsam> bloody mozzie bite
58:00 <beehhh> simba ur a stubborn person
59:00 <shadsam> lol bee
59:00 <simba> name an example
59:00 <shadsam> lol bee
59:00 <simba> name an example
00:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1454770_607486239299217_1940506715_n.jpg this is an example what he done to his 18yo girl friend at GC.
00:00 <simba> dont change the subject
00:00 <johninja> thats just food coulouring
00:00 <beehhh> http://sphotos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1454770_607486239299217_1940506715_n.jpg this is an example what he done to his 18yo girl friend at GC.
00:00 <simba> dont change the subject
00:00 <johninja> thats just food coulouring
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> awh
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> now that was fun
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> awh
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> now that was fun
06:00 <shadsam> hi MistressOfMayhem
06:00 <shadsam> hi MistressOfMayhem
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hi
07:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Volvo Trucks - The Epic Split feat. Van Damme (Live Test 6) (Nov 13, 2013) 1:17 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 36,232,008 views - 235,868 likes (98.9%), 2,720 dislikes (1.1%)
07:00 <beehhh> sharona 
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hi
07:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Volvo Trucks - The Epic Split feat. Van Damme (Live Test 6) (Nov 13, 2013) 1:17 - Category: Autos and Vehicles - 36,232,008 views - 235,868 likes (98.9%), 2,720 dislikes (1.1%)
07:00 <beehhh> sharona 
08:00 <beehhh> bbdoll
08:00 <beehhh> how are ya darl
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> was fine, until you popped your ugly head out of the water
08:00 <beehhh> skinfree extra trim
08:00 <beehhh> i need a robocock
08:00 <johninja> beehhh is like a shit that just won't flush
08:00 <beehhh> bbdoll
08:00 <beehhh> how are ya darl
08:00 <MistressOfMayhem> was fine, until you popped your ugly head out of the water
08:00 <beehhh> skinfree extra trim
08:00 <beehhh> i need a robocock
08:00 <johninja> beehhh is like a shit that just won't flush
09:00 <beehhh> bloodstain
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> IKR!
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> better call the plumbers
09:00 <shadsam> hey AngrymanXL
09:00 <beehhh> bloodstain
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> IKR!
09:00 <MistressOfMayhem> better call the plumbers
09:00 <shadsam> hey AngrymanXL
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> johninja whats doing?
10:00 <MistressOfMayhem> johninja whats doing?
11:00 <beehhh> put on extra wight for exam cant find my lil brother
11:00 <beehhh> MistressOfMayhem do u like drinking beer from tap?
11:00 <johninja> just playing some xbox MistressOfMayhem
11:00 <johninja> how about you?
11:00 <beehhh> put on extra wight for exam cant find my lil brother
11:00 <beehhh> MistressOfMayhem do u like drinking beer from tap?
11:00 <johninja> just playing some xbox MistressOfMayhem
11:00 <johninja> how about you?
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> outside having a smoke before bed... not even tired yet -.-
12:00 <simba> <beehhh> put on extra wight for exam cant find my lil brother - what do these two points have to do with each other
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what you playing?
12:00 <johninja> basketball (NBA2K14)
12:00 <Maurice> Stupid xbox
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hmmm
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i'd rather play COD
12:00 <johninja> ooph
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> outside having a smoke before bed... not even tired yet -.-
12:00 <simba> <beehhh> put on extra wight for exam cant find my lil brother - what do these two points have to do with each other
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> what you playing?
12:00 <johninja> basketball (NBA2K14)
12:00 <Maurice> Stupid xbox
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hmmm
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i'd rather play COD
12:00 <johninja> ooph
13:00 <johninja> Batllfield man here
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah so is the other half
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> only co i kick his ass at COD
13:00 <Maurice> I have COD for ps4, which isnt even out yet
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> coz*
13:00 <Maurice> Ghost thing
13:00 <johninja> nice
13:00 <johninja> Batllfield man here
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah so is the other half
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> only co i kick his ass at COD
13:00 <Maurice> I have COD for ps4, which isnt even out yet
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> coz*
13:00 <Maurice> Ghost thing
13:00 <johninja> nice
14:00 <beehhh> simba is an evil spy i dont like it
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <MistressOfMayhem> simba =D
14:00 <beehhh> he dont have any charismatic leadership skills nor transformic either
14:00 <beehhh> simba is an evil spy i dont like it
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <MistressOfMayhem> simba =D
14:00 <beehhh> he dont have any charismatic leadership skills nor transformic either
15:00 <shadsam> :ddd
15:00 <simba> lol jhello
15:00 <simba> im loaded with charismatic leadership 
15:00 <beehhh> all he does manipulate others sanity and peace
15:00 <shadsam> voice a bloke up
15:00 <beehhh> send me 500 bucks immediately
15:00 <beehhh> shadsam
15:00 <shadsam> ok
15:00 <shadsam> well
15:00 <shadsam> fuk
15:00 <shadsam> i got car rego today
15:00 <shadsam> :ddd
15:00 <simba> lol jhello
15:00 <simba> im loaded with charismatic leadership 
15:00 <beehhh> all he does manipulate others sanity and peace
15:00 <shadsam> voice a bloke up
15:00 <beehhh> send me 500 bucks immediately
15:00 <beehhh> shadsam
15:00 <shadsam> ok
15:00 <shadsam> well
15:00 <shadsam> fuk
15:00 <shadsam> i got car rego today
16:00 <shadsam> 400
16:00 <beehhh> you are investing on a future cop
16:00 <shadsam> lol
16:00 <beehhh> i'll a robodick with that money
16:00 <shadsam> cool
16:00 <shadsam> whats a robodick
16:00 <beehhh> fuck all the sexy sheilas in downunder
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> 400?
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> thats it for ur rego?
16:00 <beehhh> married or unmarried
16:00 <shadsam> greenslip
16:00 <simba> http://imageshack.com/a/img442/6010/housefirez.jpg
16:00 <shadsam> 400
16:00 <beehhh> you are investing on a future cop
16:00 <shadsam> lol
16:00 <beehhh> i'll a robodick with that money
16:00 <shadsam> cool
16:00 <shadsam> whats a robodick
16:00 <beehhh> fuck all the sexy sheilas in downunder
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> 400?
16:00 <MistressOfMayhem> thats it for ur rego?
16:00 <beehhh> married or unmarried
16:00 <shadsam> greenslip
16:00 <simba> http://imageshack.com/a/img442/6010/housefirez.jpg
17:00 <beehhh> dont u get a consession card sarna
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im not a dole bludger beehhh
17:00 <beehhh> simba is
17:00 <simba> am not
17:00 <beehhh> evertime i come here hes on and brags shit about absolutely nothing
17:00 <beehhh> dont u get a consession card sarna
17:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im not a dole bludger beehhh
17:00 <beehhh> simba is
17:00 <simba> am not
17:00 <beehhh> evertime i come here hes on and brags shit about absolutely nothing
18:00 <beehhh> what kind of a guy keeps my log
18:00 <Maurice> Gross
18:00 <simba> who
18:00 <beehhh> seems like hes valuing me but he himself not sure what he's going to achieve
18:00 <simba> are u talking about me
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <beehhh> tell you what mate... i wasnt born yesterday
18:00 <beehhh> what kind of a guy keeps my log
18:00 <Maurice> Gross
18:00 <simba> who
18:00 <beehhh> seems like hes valuing me but he himself not sure what he's going to achieve
18:00 <simba> are u talking about me
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <beehhh> tell you what mate... i wasnt born yesterday
19:00 <beehhh> ciao study time
19:00 <simba> u a lil loco shimon
19:00 <beehhh> ciao study time
19:00 <simba> u a lil loco shimon
20:00 <shadsam> .
20:00 <shadsam> .
22:00 <simba> .
22:00 <simba> .
31:00 <Warren1984> simba time for bed
31:00 <Warren1984> you know your bedtime is 7:30pm
31:00 <Warren1984> simba time for bed
31:00 <Warren1984> you know your bedtime is 7:30pm
32:00 <simba> what up wozza
32:00 <Warren1984> not much and you
32:00 <Warren1984> simba what church would you go to?
32:00 <Warren1984> an Anglican Church?
32:00 <simba> what up wozza
32:00 <Warren1984> not much and you
32:00 <Warren1984> simba what church would you go to?
32:00 <Warren1984> an Anglican Church?
33:00 <simba> why would i be going to church
33:00 <simba> why would i be going to church
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hi Warren1984
34:00 <nnnnn> warren join pd
34:00 <shadsam> lollllllllll
34:00 <MistressOfMayhem> hi Warren1984
34:00 <nnnnn> warren join pd
34:00 <shadsam> lollllllllll
35:00 <Warren1984> hey MistressOfMayhem
35:00 <Warren1984> nnnnn you know I can't
35:00 <shadsam> sit on a cock luv !!!!
35:00 <simba> ..
35:00 <nnnnn> you were unbanned
35:00 <shadsam> hola nnnnn
35:00 <Warren1984> you would want to go to church to meet a nice girl
35:00 <shadsam> exactly
35:00 <Warren1984> hey MistressOfMayhem
35:00 <Warren1984> nnnnn you know I can't
35:00 <shadsam> sit on a cock luv !!!!
35:00 <simba> ..
35:00 <nnnnn> you were unbanned
35:00 <shadsam> hola nnnnn
35:00 <Warren1984> you would want to go to church to meet a nice girl
35:00 <shadsam> exactly
36:00 <simba> i got a nice girl !!
36:00 <simba> and we dont believe in the flying spaghetti monster
36:00 <Warren1984> I was no unbanned
36:00 <simba> i believe there is some kind of flying spaghetti monster 
36:00 <simba> which is agnostic i think but idc
36:00 <Warren1984> God is abstract not concrete
36:00 <simba> i got a nice girl !!
36:00 <simba> and we dont believe in the flying spaghetti monster
36:00 <Warren1984> I was no unbanned
36:00 <simba> i believe there is some kind of flying spaghetti monster 
36:00 <simba> which is agnostic i think but idc
36:00 <Warren1984> God is abstract not concrete
37:00 <Warren1984> Jesus is a concrete image of God
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah agnostic simba
37:00 <Warren1984> to make people with a weak connection to the abstract world understand
37:00 <Warren1984> Jesus is a concrete image of God
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> yeah agnostic simba
37:00 <Warren1984> to make people with a weak connection to the abstract world understand
38:00 <simba> the funky abstract brothers
38:00 <simba> the funky abstract brothers
42:00 <shadsam> `seen ripsta
42:00 <prowl> shadsam, Ripsta ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 16 hours 13 minutes ago (20.11. 09:28) stating "Quit: I'll Be Around" after spending 8 hours 36 minutes there.
42:00 <shadsam> `seen ripsta
42:00 <prowl> shadsam, Ripsta ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #sydney 16 hours 13 minutes ago (20.11. 09:28) stating "Quit: I'll Be Around" after spending 8 hours 36 minutes there.
43:00 <simba> `seen vaness
43:00 <prowl> simba, vaness? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember vaness.
43:00 <simba> `seen vaness
43:00 <prowl> simba, vaness? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember vaness.
44:00 <simba> `seen alienatedromeoHACKT_
44:00 <prowl> simba, I don't remember seeing alienatedromeoHACKT_.
44:00 <]shads[> simba u on the rock ?
44:00 <simba> `seen alienated
44:00 <prowl> simba, I found 8 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: romeo, zoopzodRomeoop, zoopzoop, zoopzoo, alienatedRomeo. romeo ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 5 days 4 hours 49 minutes ago (15.11. 20:54) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 5 minutes there.
44:00 <simba> never m8
44:00 <]shads[> k
44:00 <simba> u?
44:00 <]shads[> n up
44:00 <simba> would u ever sesh with pieter?
44:00 <simba> `seen alienatedromeoHACKT_
44:00 <prowl> simba, I don't remember seeing alienatedromeoHACKT_.
44:00 <]shads[> simba u on the rock ?
44:00 <simba> `seen alienated
44:00 <prowl> simba, I found 8 matches to your query. These are the 5 most recent ones: romeo, zoopzodRomeoop, zoopzoop, zoopzoo, alienatedRomeo. romeo ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 5 days 4 hours 49 minutes ago (15.11. 20:54) stating "Ping timeout: 121 seconds" after spending 5 minutes there.
44:00 <simba> never m8
44:00 <]shads[> k
44:00 <simba> u?
44:00 <]shads[> n up
44:00 <simba> would u ever sesh with pieter?
45:00 <]shads[> yeah
45:00 <simba> have u met
45:00 <]shads[> he has good gear
45:00 <]shads[>  nah
45:00 <simba> whos your favorite irc user of all time?
45:00 <]shads[> u and john and pieter
45:00 <]shads[> yeah
45:00 <simba> have u met
45:00 <]shads[> he has good gear
45:00 <]shads[>  nah
45:00 <simba> whos your favorite irc user of all time?
45:00 <]shads[> u and john and pieter
46:00 <simba> my uncles names are john and peter
46:00 <simba> coincidence?
46:00 <]shads[> tgere ya go
46:00 <simba> lol
46:00 <simba> none mean more than uncle shads
46:00 <]shads[> my names joh also
46:00 <]shads[> that rymes
46:00 <simba> so is mine
46:00 <simba> my uncles names are john and peter
46:00 <simba> coincidence?
46:00 <]shads[> tgere ya go
46:00 <simba> lol
46:00 <simba> none mean more than uncle shads
46:00 <]shads[> my names joh also
46:00 <]shads[> that rymes
46:00 <simba> so is mine
47:00 <simba> `seen Daniel
47:00 <prowl> simba, I found 3 matches to your query: ponyo, pwny, daniel. ponyo ([email protected]) was last seen parting #cunts 6 weeks 15 hours 14 minutes ago (09.10. 10:32), after spending 3 days 16 hours 37 minutes there.
47:00 <simba> ponyo was hell gay
47:00 <]shads[> yea
47:00 <nnnnn> where did ponyo go
47:00 <simba> `seen Daniel
47:00 <prowl> simba, I found 3 matches to your query: ponyo, pwny, daniel. ponyo ([email protected]) was last seen parting #cunts 6 weeks 15 hours 14 minutes ago (09.10. 10:32), after spending 3 days 16 hours 37 minutes there.
47:00 <simba> ponyo was hell gay
47:00 <]shads[> yea
47:00 <nnnnn> where did ponyo go
48:00 <simba> idk
48:00 <nnnnn> wasn't he an american ?
48:00 <screwss> hey faux - is this a relative of yours? - http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/the-worst-family-feud-answer-ever/story-e6frfmq9-1226764361330
48:00 <nnnnn> speaking of jews
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <simba> idk
48:00 <nnnnn> wasn't he an american ?
48:00 <screwss> hey faux - is this a relative of yours? - http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/the-worst-family-feud-answer-ever/story-e6frfmq9-1226764361330
48:00 <nnnnn> speaking of jews
48:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <screwss> pardon me, i dont believe we have been formerly acquainted kind sir
49:00 <simba> U lion king fuck
49:00 <screwss> pardon me, i dont believe we have been formerly acquainted kind sir
49:00 <simba> U lion king fuck
55:00 <johninja> weren't you just saying last night how you don't start shit on faux especially when she isn't here screwss?
55:00 <johninja> ...
55:00 <johninja> weren't you just saying last night how you don't start shit on faux especially when she isn't here screwss?
55:00 <johninja> ...
58:00 <simba> ill drop you on ur head you lion king poof
58:00 <nnnnn> ?
58:00 <simba> ill drop you on ur head you lion king poof
58:00 <nnnnn> ?
59:00 <simba> ¿
59:00 <nnnnn> lion king boy
59:00 <simba> ¿
59:00 <nnnnn> lion king boy
00:00 <nnnnn> After intercourse when you cum all over a girls stomach, you take a swipe off with your index finger, wipe it on her forehead and say "Simba".
00:00 <nnnnn> After I was done cleaning her pipes, I shot a load on her stomach and gave her a simba.
00:00 <simba> after googling simba go to urban dictionary and paste something into irc
00:00 <nnnnn> After intercourse when you cum all over a girls stomach, you take a swipe off with your index finger, wipe it on her forehead and say "Simba".
00:00 <nnnnn> After I was done cleaning her pipes, I shot a load on her stomach and gave her a simba.
00:00 <simba> after googling simba go to urban dictionary and paste something into irc
01:00 <nnnnn> Simba is the most cuddly adult lion ever! 
01:00 <nnnnn> He is warm, he is cuddly, he is friendly, he is caring We love him.
01:00 <nnnnn> Do the dishes or you're getting another Simba.
01:00 <nnnnn> Simba is the most cuddly adult lion ever! 
01:00 <nnnnn> He is warm, he is cuddly, he is friendly, he is caring We love him.
01:00 <nnnnn> Do the dishes or you're getting another Simba.
02:00 <screwss> johninja: so.. have i?
02:00 <screwss> pft
02:00 <screwss> johninja: so.. have i?
02:00 <screwss> pft
03:00 <simba> pft
03:00 <simba> pft
17:00 <]shads[> lol
17:00 <]shads[> the strobes going on my iphone :P
17:00 <]shads[> lol
17:00 <]shads[> the strobes going on my iphone :P
19:00 <screwss> someones calling?
19:00 <]shads[> no
19:00 <]shads[> just a light app
19:00 <screwss> you mean its not heavy
19:00 <screwss> someones calling?
19:00 <]shads[> no
19:00 <]shads[> just a light app
19:00 <screwss> you mean its not heavy
25:00 <]shads[> 1080p runnin perfect
25:00 <]shads[> 1080p runnin perfect
26:00 <]shads[> :D
26:00 <simba> 820kbps inside my head
26:00 <]shads[> :D
26:00 <simba> 820kbps inside my head
27:00 <]shads[> whos that with
27:00 <]shads[> primus
27:00 <]shads[> adam
27:00 <screwss> whatever the fuck thats meant to mean
27:00 <]shads[> kila bytes per second
27:00 <]shads[> allmost a mb
27:00 <simba> lol
27:00 <simba> adam
27:00 <simba> foobar2000
27:00 <]shads[> lol
27:00 <]shads[> whos that with
27:00 <]shads[> primus
27:00 <]shads[> adam
27:00 <screwss> whatever the fuck thats meant to mean
27:00 <]shads[> kila bytes per second
27:00 <]shads[> allmost a mb
27:00 <simba> lol
27:00 <simba> adam
27:00 <simba> foobar2000
27:00 <]shads[> lol
28:00 <screwss> marvels guardians of the galaxy! the most cool pointless movie ever made, or the most pointless cool movie ever made
28:00 <]shads[> depends how u look at it..
28:00 <screwss> marvels guardians of the galaxy! the most cool pointless movie ever made, or the most pointless cool movie ever made
28:00 <]shads[> depends how u look at it..
29:00 <]shads[> OO
29:00 <]shads[> \/
29:00 <simba> thats a hell of a sentence man
29:00 <]shads[> CHRONIC
29:00 <]shads[> OO
29:00 <]shads[> \/
29:00 <simba> thats a hell of a sentence man
29:00 <]shads[> CHRONIC
30:00 <]shads[> payday in 50 mins
30:00 <simba> is it going straight to some more shit
30:00 <]shads[> car rego
30:00 <]shads[> payday in 50 mins
30:00 <simba> is it going straight to some more shit
30:00 <]shads[> car rego
31:00 <]shads[> just need shoes
31:00 <simba> oh good
31:00 <faux> [02:55] <johninja> weren't you just saying last night how you don't start shit on faux especially when she isn't here screwss?
31:00 <faux> lol
31:00 <simba> get some vans
31:00 <simba> be a balla
31:00 <faux> hes an idiot
31:00 <nnnnn> get nikes
31:00 <simba> no nikes are for chavs and lads and black guys
31:00 <]shads[> just need shoes
31:00 <simba> oh good
31:00 <faux> [02:55] <johninja> weren't you just saying last night how you don't start shit on faux especially when she isn't here screwss?
31:00 <faux> lol
31:00 <simba> get some vans
31:00 <simba> be a balla
31:00 <faux> hes an idiot
31:00 <nnnnn> get nikes
31:00 <simba> no nikes are for chavs and lads and black guys
32:00 <]shads[> puma rox
32:00 <]shads[> imho
32:00 <nnnnn> reebox nigga
32:00 <]shads[> lol
32:00 <johninja> i rock de adidas
32:00 <]shads[> puma for life
32:00 <johninja> poofter under medical attention
32:00 <johninja> they used to say that in primary school lol
32:00 <]shads[> puma rox
32:00 <]shads[> imho
32:00 <nnnnn> reebox nigga
32:00 <]shads[> lol
32:00 <johninja> i rock de adidas
32:00 <]shads[> puma for life
32:00 <johninja> poofter under medical attention
32:00 <johninja> they used to say that in primary school lol
33:00 <johninja> never been able to wear pumas since
33:00 <]shads[> ha
33:00 <screwss> 03:01	screwss	johninja: so.. have i? 03:02		*** johninja quit (Connection closed)
33:00 <screwss> what a strange coincidence
33:00 <johninja> they are p cool tho
33:00 <simba> lmao
33:00 <]shads[> nike=niggers in kenetic energy
33:00 <simba> fila = finally i left adidas
33:00 <johninja> All Day I Dream About Sex
33:00 <johninja> never been able to wear pumas since
33:00 <]shads[> ha
33:00 <screwss> 03:01	screwss	johninja: so.. have i? 03:02		*** johninja quit (Connection closed)
33:00 <screwss> what a strange coincidence
33:00 <johninja> they are p cool tho
33:00 <simba> lmao
33:00 <]shads[> nike=niggers in kenetic energy
33:00 <simba> fila = finally i left adidas
33:00 <johninja> All Day I Dream About Sex
34:00 <screwss>  because you cant get the real thing
34:00 <johninja> nice burn buddy
34:00 <]shads[> nike=niggers indians kunt emos
34:00 <johninja> 8/10
34:00 <]shads[> lol
34:00 <screwss> jns
34:00 <screwss>  because you cant get the real thing
34:00 <johninja> nice burn buddy
34:00 <]shads[> nike=niggers indians kunt emos
34:00 <johninja> 8/10
34:00 <]shads[> lol
34:00 <screwss> jns
35:00 <screwss> johninja sucks
35:00 <simba> nice iguanas, koalas, emus
35:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <faux> simba please find the quote qwhere screws was saying he hast been laid in a year
35:00 <faux> n that hes an internet nerd
35:00 <screwss> johninja sucks
35:00 <simba> nice iguanas, koalas, emus
35:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <faux> simba please find the quote qwhere screws was saying he hast been laid in a year
35:00 <faux> n that hes an internet nerd
36:00 <screwss> who said that
36:00 <simba> i didnt save it
36:00 <faux> dammit
36:00 <simba> he was saying so much good stuff that night i wouldve had to save the entire thing
36:00 <screwss> lol, dumbass
36:00 <faux> lolololol
36:00 <simba> we all remember screwss dont u worry about that
36:00 <johninja> lol he doesn't deny it, just calls you a dumbass for not saving it
36:00 <screwss> who said that
36:00 <simba> i didnt save it
36:00 <faux> dammit
36:00 <simba> he was saying so much good stuff that night i wouldve had to save the entire thing
36:00 <screwss> lol, dumbass
36:00 <faux> lolololol
36:00 <simba> we all remember screwss dont u worry about that
36:00 <johninja> lol he doesn't deny it, just calls you a dumbass for not saving it
37:00 <screwss> ive been laid in under a year
37:00 <johninja> wow congrats buddy
37:00 <screwss> simba: wow, you must have such important lives outside of irc
37:00 <simba> i only have one life...
37:00 <screwss> ausnet?
37:00 <simba> and it happened two days ago, if i didnt remember that would probably be a problem
37:00 <simba> dont u think
37:00 <screwss> ive been laid in under a year
37:00 <johninja> wow congrats buddy
37:00 <screwss> simba: wow, you must have such important lives outside of irc
37:00 <simba> i only have one life...
37:00 <screwss> ausnet?
37:00 <simba> and it happened two days ago, if i didnt remember that would probably be a problem
37:00 <simba> dont u think
38:00 <screwss> tbh with yall i cant remember what i had for dinner 2 days ago
38:00 <simba> he pretends to not remember all those times hed come on sunday morning drunk, unhappy because he didnt pick up that night, because women his age only want someone to be a "weekend dad at best"
38:00 <simba> he'll never find True Love
38:00 <screwss> the only difference between me and you freaks of nature is that i can actually embrace my quirks and have a good sense of humour about myself and be honest
38:00 <simba> screwss u will die alone sorry
38:00 <screwss> whereas all you ppls ever do is do whatever you can to hide ur true lame selves
38:00 <simba> well we all die alone
38:00 <simba> but youll be alone for ages
38:00 <screwss> tbh with yall i cant remember what i had for dinner 2 days ago
38:00 <simba> he pretends to not remember all those times hed come on sunday morning drunk, unhappy because he didnt pick up that night, because women his age only want someone to be a "weekend dad at best"
38:00 <simba> he'll never find True Love
38:00 <screwss> the only difference between me and you freaks of nature is that i can actually embrace my quirks and have a good sense of humour about myself and be honest
38:00 <simba> screwss u will die alone sorry
38:00 <screwss> whereas all you ppls ever do is do whatever you can to hide ur true lame selves
38:00 <simba> well we all die alone
38:00 <simba> but youll be alone for ages
39:00 <simba> sorry
39:00 <screwss> wow
39:00 <screwss> okay so you must be like the oracle
39:00 <screwss> if this is the matrix
39:00 <simba> yep
39:00 <simba> watch the vase
39:00 <simba> too late
39:00 <nnnnn> the oracle is a nigger
39:00 <simba> sorry
39:00 <screwss> wow
39:00 <screwss> okay so you must be like the oracle
39:00 <screwss> if this is the matrix
39:00 <simba> yep
39:00 <simba> watch the vase
39:00 <simba> too late
39:00 <nnnnn> the oracle is a nigger
40:00 <]shads[> ...
40:00 <simba> nerdygirl is a nigger
40:00 <nerdygirl> yo
40:00 <]shads[> asl
40:00 <]shads[> ...
40:00 <simba> nerdygirl is a nigger
40:00 <nerdygirl> yo
40:00 <]shads[> asl
41:00 <screwss> http://books.google.com.au/books?id=VS6uVucZfSAC&pg=PT158&lpg=PT158&dq=%22weekend+dad+at+best%22&source=bl&ots=fZfLbAl3gM&sig=ZPzcRpO2S62I4HbeU7SmNfsMrj4&hl=en&sa=X&ei=QOaMUt31LqSfiAeH_ICgBw&ved=0CCsQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=%22weekend%20dad%20at%20best%22&f=false
41:00 <screwss> did u rip of that line from a book
41:00 <screwss> http://books.google.com.au/books?id=VS6uVucZfSAC&pg=PT158&lpg=PT158&dq=%22weekend+dad+at+best%22&source=bl&ots=fZfLbAl3gM&sig=ZPzcRpO2S62I4HbeU7SmNfsMrj4&hl=en&sa=X&ei=QOaMUt31LqSfiAeH_ICgBw&ved=0CCsQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=%22weekend%20dad%20at%20best%22&f=false
41:00 <screwss> did u rip of that line from a book
42:00 <faux> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
42:00 <screwss> LOLLLLLL
42:00 <simba> lol 
42:00 <screwss> can someone give this bitch a freakin valium
42:00 <simba> cant believe the effort
42:00 <simba> everything you type you just seem sadder
42:00 <screwss> i happen to have a fast computer, why not take advantage
42:00 <faux> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
42:00 <screwss> LOLLLLLL
42:00 <simba> lol 
42:00 <screwss> can someone give this bitch a freakin valium
42:00 <simba> cant believe the effort
42:00 <simba> everything you type you just seem sadder
42:00 <screwss> i happen to have a fast computer, why not take advantage
43:00 <simba> do u even like living man
43:00 <screwss> much moreso when im not online
43:00 <simba> why do u come back then
43:00 <screwss> here its like a black hole void of depravity and sad ppl
43:00 <screwss> cuz there are 1 or 2 good folk
43:00 <screwss> but they dont come on often
43:00 <simba> do u even like living man
43:00 <screwss> much moreso when im not online
43:00 <simba> why do u come back then
43:00 <screwss> here its like a black hole void of depravity and sad ppl
43:00 <screwss> cuz there are 1 or 2 good folk
43:00 <screwss> but they dont come on often
44:00 <simba> who do you consider good folk
44:00 <screwss> aworlf
44:00 <screwss> pz
44:00 <screwss> dudz
44:00 <faux> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
44:00 <simba> who do you consider good folk
44:00 <screwss> aworlf
44:00 <screwss> pz
44:00 <screwss> dudz
44:00 <faux> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
45:00 <screwss> BlackDevil
45:00 <simba> dude pz is the one that has been calling you a jew every day
45:00 <simba> lmao
45:00 <nnnnn> lol
45:00 <simba> and awolf is still around just not in this channel
45:00 <faux> [01:33] <awolf> can I hang in cunts..
45:00 <nnnnn> like a cunt?
45:00 <simba> cant believe he said pz 
45:00 <simba> and dudz
45:00 <simba> lol
45:00 <nnnnn> haha 
45:00 <faux> nnnnn = pz
45:00 <simba> and BlackDevil...
45:00 <simba> fuck
45:00 <screwss> BlackDevil
45:00 <simba> dude pz is the one that has been calling you a jew every day
45:00 <simba> lmao
45:00 <nnnnn> lol
45:00 <simba> and awolf is still around just not in this channel
45:00 <faux> [01:33] <awolf> can I hang in cunts..
45:00 <nnnnn> like a cunt?
45:00 <simba> cant believe he said pz 
45:00 <simba> and dudz
45:00 <simba> lol
45:00 <nnnnn> haha 
45:00 <faux> nnnnn = pz
45:00 <simba> and BlackDevil...
45:00 <simba> fuck
46:00 <simba> awolf is the best person on that list
46:00 <simba> no offense nnnnn
46:00 <simba> ofence.
46:00 <simba> no it was offense ok sorry
46:00 <simba> sorry about that minor hiccup
46:00 <nnnnn> its not a competition
46:00 <simba> oh yes it is
46:00 <simba> GO
46:00 <simba> i win
46:00 <simba> awolf is the best person on that list
46:00 <simba> no offense nnnnn
46:00 <simba> ofence.
46:00 <simba> no it was offense ok sorry
46:00 <simba> sorry about that minor hiccup
46:00 <nnnnn> its not a competition
46:00 <simba> oh yes it is
46:00 <simba> GO
46:00 <simba> i win
48:00 <simba> so screwss now that youve found out pz is the guy thats been ripping into you hardest for being a fucking jew faggot how do you feel
48:00 <simba> confused? betrayed?
48:00 <simba> hungry?
48:00 <simba> so screwss now that youve found out pz is the guy thats been ripping into you hardest for being a fucking jew faggot how do you feel
48:00 <simba> confused? betrayed?
48:00 <simba> hungry?
49:00 <simba> horny?
49:00 <simba> bemused?
49:00 <simba> amused?
49:00 <nnnnn> hes calling the israeli army as we speak
49:00 <simba> do u just wanna screeaaaaaaaaammm
49:00 <simba> how could this happen to meeeeeeeeeeeeee
49:00 <simba> ive made my mistaaaaaaaaaaaakes
49:00 <simba> got nowhere to ruuuuuuuunnn
49:00 <nnnnn> calm down simba
49:00 <nnnnn> its only text
49:00 <simba> y r they all dropping like flies
49:00 <simba> horny?
49:00 <simba> bemused?
49:00 <simba> amused?
49:00 <nnnnn> hes calling the israeli army as we speak
49:00 <simba> do u just wanna screeaaaaaaaaammm
49:00 <simba> how could this happen to meeeeeeeeeeeeee
49:00 <simba> ive made my mistaaaaaaaaaaaakes
49:00 <simba> got nowhere to ruuuuuuuunnn
49:00 <nnnnn> calm down simba
49:00 <nnnnn> its only text
49:00 <simba> y r they all dropping like flies
50:00 <simba> its ur fault
50:00 <nnnnn> i been punching flies lately
50:00 <simba> oncebahed
50:00 <simba> oncebashed
50:00 <nnnnn> lol oncebashed
50:00 <nnnnn> i remember that nick
50:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/t3ULhmadHkg
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: G-DRAGON - CRAYON (크레용) M/V (Sep 16, 2012) 3:45 - Category: Music - 28,997,380 views - 264,177 likes (95.7%), 11,804 dislikes (4.3%)
50:00 <shadsam> on may tablet
50:00 <simba> its ur fault
50:00 <nnnnn> i been punching flies lately
50:00 <simba> oncebahed
50:00 <simba> oncebashed
50:00 <nnnnn> lol oncebashed
50:00 <nnnnn> i remember that nick
50:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/t3ULhmadHkg
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: G-DRAGON - CRAYON (크레용) M/V (Sep 16, 2012) 3:45 - Category: Music - 28,997,380 views - 264,177 likes (95.7%), 11,804 dislikes (4.3%)
50:00 <shadsam> on may tablet
51:00 <shadsam> lmao...
51:00 <simba> lmao
51:00 <shadsam> lmao...
51:00 <simba> lmao
52:00 <[shads]> lolololololol
52:00 <simba> whats funny white boy
52:00 <[shads]> pimpi n.  it yo
52:00 <nnnnn> white boy, black boy, jew boy, gook boy
52:00 <nnnnn> mud boy
52:00 <simba> ur mud
52:00 <[shads]> lolololololol
52:00 <simba> whats funny white boy
52:00 <[shads]> pimpi n.  it yo
52:00 <nnnnn> white boy, black boy, jew boy, gook boy
52:00 <nnnnn> mud boy
52:00 <simba> ur mud
53:00 <simba> mud boy
53:00 <[shads]> have a cry niggas
53:00 <nnnnn> mud ur face up cunt.
53:00 <simba> ur mud
53:00 <simba> mud boy
53:00 <[shads]> have a cry niggas
53:00 <nnnnn> mud ur face up cunt.
53:00 <simba> ur mud
54:00 <simba> if u have mud stuck in ur keyboard holla
54:00 <simba> if u have mud stuck in ur keyboard holla
36:00 <johninja> thats quite gay and incestual
36:00 <Nikky`> no worries..we can johninja
36:00 <johninja> thats quite gay and incestual
36:00 <Nikky`> no worries..we can johninja
37:00 <johninja> walk of shame?
37:00 <ShadowLurker> only gay if the balls touch
37:00 <Alleenkatze> John, weren't you meant to be making my life hard or something.
37:00 <Alleenkatze> Or was that an empty threat from last night that you've dropped.
37:00 <johninja> walk of shame?
37:00 <ShadowLurker> only gay if the balls touch
37:00 <Alleenkatze> John, weren't you meant to be making my life hard or something.
37:00 <Alleenkatze> Or was that an empty threat from last night that you've dropped.
38:00 <johninja> maybe later if i find the time Alleenkatze
38:00 <johninja> i'm a busy man
38:00 <Alleenkatze> You know you love me.
38:00 <johninja> perhaps
38:00 <johninja> i'm still undecided
38:00 <Nikky`> Ok I whois'd you Alleenkatze but still no idea who you are
38:00 <Nikky`> ppl changing nicks.. hate it
38:00 <johninja> Alleenkatze is an interesting new chatter
38:00 <Nikky`> pick a nick and stick to it
38:00 <Nikky`> aah
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> no
38:00 <simba> sounds  like Attilla
38:00 <Alleenkatze> I'm new :)
38:00 <johninja> maybe later if i find the time Alleenkatze
38:00 <johninja> i'm a busy man
38:00 <Alleenkatze> You know you love me.
38:00 <johninja> perhaps
38:00 <johninja> i'm still undecided
38:00 <Nikky`> Ok I whois'd you Alleenkatze but still no idea who you are
38:00 <Nikky`> ppl changing nicks.. hate it
38:00 <johninja> Alleenkatze is an interesting new chatter
38:00 <Nikky`> pick a nick and stick to it
38:00 <Nikky`> aah
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> no
38:00 <simba> sounds  like Attilla
38:00 <Alleenkatze> I'm new :)
39:00 <Nikky`> YES
39:00 <johninja> keeps trying to lure people away from irc to play cards
39:00 <johninja> i'm suspicious
39:00 <Alleenkatze> NOW COME ON
39:00 <Nikky`> like strip poker?
39:00 <Alleenkatze> CARDS WAS GOOD
39:00 <Serenity> omg this garlic bread smells amazing
39:00 <johninja> is the cards just a front though?
39:00 <johninja> 'cards' ;)
39:00 <Alleenkatze> Yeah, 'cards' ;)
39:00 <johninja> SkepticalChatter13
39:00 <Alleenkatze> Hahaha
39:00 <Alleenkatze> Anyways, how was your day mate.
39:00 <Nikky`> YES
39:00 <johninja> keeps trying to lure people away from irc to play cards
39:00 <johninja> i'm suspicious
39:00 <Alleenkatze> NOW COME ON
39:00 <Nikky`> like strip poker?
39:00 <Alleenkatze> CARDS WAS GOOD
39:00 <Serenity> omg this garlic bread smells amazing
39:00 <johninja> is the cards just a front though?
39:00 <johninja> 'cards' ;)
39:00 <Alleenkatze> Yeah, 'cards' ;)
39:00 <johninja> SkepticalChatter13
39:00 <Alleenkatze> Hahaha
39:00 <Alleenkatze> Anyways, how was your day mate.
40:00 <johninja> it was gr8
40:00 <Alleenkatze> Just gr8?
40:00 <Alleenkatze> The weather was sort of crap.
40:00 <johninja> having some drinks for the first time in what seems like forever
40:00 <johninja> you?
40:00 <johninja> ahh yeah...
40:00 <johninja> you get that for living in mexico
40:00 <johninja> QLD here
40:00 <Serenity> i had 7 drinks on friday night and passed out x_x
40:00 <Serenity> LOL
40:00 <Serenity> weakk
40:00 <Alleenkatze> Yeah, had a few brewskies when I got home, was nice.
40:00 <johninja> lol
40:00 <Nikky`> 7 in my books is not weak
40:00 <Alleenkatze> Sierra Nevada harvest <3
40:00 <johninja> Nikky` is a cheap date
40:00 <johninja> it was gr8
40:00 <Alleenkatze> Just gr8?
40:00 <Alleenkatze> The weather was sort of crap.
40:00 <johninja> having some drinks for the first time in what seems like forever
40:00 <johninja> you?
40:00 <johninja> ahh yeah...
40:00 <johninja> you get that for living in mexico
40:00 <johninja> QLD here
40:00 <Serenity> i had 7 drinks on friday night and passed out x_x
40:00 <Serenity> LOL
40:00 <Serenity> weakk
40:00 <Alleenkatze> Yeah, had a few brewskies when I got home, was nice.
40:00 <johninja> lol
40:00 <Nikky`> 7 in my books is not weak
40:00 <Alleenkatze> Sierra Nevada harvest <3
40:00 <johninja> Nikky` is a cheap date
41:00 <Nikky`> hehe I am
41:00 <Alleenkatze> And some homebrew Imperial Stout
41:00 <johninja> wow
41:00 <johninja> exotic
41:00 <Alleenkatze> Hahah
41:00 <Alleenkatze> Psht
41:00 <DemonsRun> Alleenkatze: they looked like crap :P
41:00 <johninja> how do you know DemonsRun?
41:00 <johninja> come over from another server?
41:00 <Serenity> i used to be able to drink a bottle of beam
41:00 <Alleenkatze> Yeah, another server :P
41:00 <Nikky`> hehe I am
41:00 <Alleenkatze> And some homebrew Imperial Stout
41:00 <johninja> wow
41:00 <johninja> exotic
41:00 <Alleenkatze> Hahah
41:00 <Alleenkatze> Psht
41:00 <DemonsRun> Alleenkatze: they looked like crap :P
41:00 <johninja> how do you know DemonsRun?
41:00 <johninja> come over from another server?
41:00 <Serenity> i used to be able to drink a bottle of beam
41:00 <Alleenkatze> Yeah, another server :P
42:00 <Serenity> but i havent drunk heavy for a long time
42:00 <johninja> nice
42:00 <johninja> i can drink a bottle no worries but i won't be responsible for what happens
42:00 <Alleenkatze> johninja, I like that mentality
42:00 <Alleenkatze> DemonsRun, Whatever man
42:00 <Nikky`> If I had a bottle i'd need to make sure I wasn't working for a week
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Night all
42:00 <Serenity> but i havent drunk heavy for a long time
42:00 <johninja> nice
42:00 <johninja> i can drink a bottle no worries but i won't be responsible for what happens
42:00 <Alleenkatze> johninja, I like that mentality
42:00 <Alleenkatze> DemonsRun, Whatever man
42:00 <Nikky`> If I had a bottle i'd need to make sure I wasn't working for a week
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Night all
43:00 <johninja> stout is a refined taste
43:00 <Serenity> i havent been the same since i got alco poisoning
43:00 <johninja> black poops ahoy
43:00 <Alleenkatze> ^Pretty much
43:00 <johninja> my boss used to like them with lemonade
43:00 <johninja> i kinda picked that up from him
43:00 <johninja> pretty boss
43:00 <johninja> stout is a refined taste
43:00 <Serenity> i havent been the same since i got alco poisoning
43:00 <johninja> black poops ahoy
43:00 <Alleenkatze> ^Pretty much
43:00 <johninja> my boss used to like them with lemonade
43:00 <johninja> i kinda picked that up from him
43:00 <johninja> pretty boss
44:00 <johninja> people try give you shit while they sip their light beers
44:00 <johninja> phhttt grfo
44:00 <Alleenkatze> Used to like what with Lemonade?!
44:00 <Serenity> i had chocolate beer when we went away for our anniversary
44:00 <Zade> stout
44:00 <Serenity> which was stout really
44:00 <Serenity> so yumm
44:00 <johninja> yeah
44:00 <DemonsRun> bring it Alleenkatze 
44:00 <Alleenkatze> Stout with Lemonade?!
44:00 <johninja> portegas or something
44:00 <simba> AlienCats
44:00 <johninja> people try give you shit while they sip their light beers
44:00 <johninja> phhttt grfo
44:00 <Alleenkatze> Used to like what with Lemonade?!
44:00 <Serenity> i had chocolate beer when we went away for our anniversary
44:00 <Zade> stout
44:00 <Serenity> which was stout really
44:00 <Serenity> so yumm
44:00 <johninja> yeah
44:00 <DemonsRun> bring it Alleenkatze 
44:00 <Alleenkatze> Stout with Lemonade?!
44:00 <johninja> portegas or something
44:00 <simba> AlienCats
45:00 <DemonsRun> got a photo for u when i get home
45:00 <johninja> yuh
45:00 <johninja> lolcatz
45:00 <Zade> its called a portagaff
45:00 <Alleenkatze> DemonsRun, I can't wait
45:00 <johninja> that
45:00 <Serenity> they used to give stout and lemonade to lactating mothers
45:00 <Alleenkatze> Serenity, Young and Jacksons choc stout? :3
45:00 <johninja> pretty nice 
45:00 <johninja> maybe my boss was a lactating mother
45:00 <johninja> weird...
45:00 <Serenity> nah Alleenkatze from a local brewery
45:00 <Alleenkatze> Serenity, Which one
45:00 <Alleenkatze> Serenity, I like beer, a lot.
45:00 <DemonsRun> got a photo for u when i get home
45:00 <johninja> yuh
45:00 <johninja> lolcatz
45:00 <Zade> its called a portagaff
45:00 <Alleenkatze> DemonsRun, I can't wait
45:00 <johninja> that
45:00 <Serenity> they used to give stout and lemonade to lactating mothers
45:00 <Alleenkatze> Serenity, Young and Jacksons choc stout? :3
45:00 <johninja> pretty nice 
45:00 <johninja> maybe my boss was a lactating mother
45:00 <johninja> weird...
45:00 <Serenity> nah Alleenkatze from a local brewery
45:00 <Alleenkatze> Serenity, Which one
45:00 <Alleenkatze> Serenity, I like beer, a lot.
46:00 <Shadowgate> Alleenkatze is a new character
46:00 <Serenity> http://www.bushshackbrewery.com.au/
46:00 <Serenity> this one
46:00 <Serenity> they have some amazing drinks
46:00 <johninja> i actually love scotch the most...it doesn't love me back though :(
46:00 <Alleenkatze> She had a link on hand and everything, I like this chick.
46:00 <Serenity> our spa room was about 100 meters away from the brewery
46:00 <johninja> lol
46:00 <Serenity> i had the chocolate beer and the twisted lemon
46:00 <Serenity> both delish
46:00 <milk> whats your brand of scotch johninja?
46:00 <Shadowgate> Alleenkatze is a new character
46:00 <Serenity> http://www.bushshackbrewery.com.au/
46:00 <Serenity> this one
46:00 <Serenity> they have some amazing drinks
46:00 <johninja> i actually love scotch the most...it doesn't love me back though :(
46:00 <Alleenkatze> She had a link on hand and everything, I like this chick.
46:00 <Serenity> our spa room was about 100 meters away from the brewery
46:00 <johninja> lol
46:00 <Serenity> i had the chocolate beer and the twisted lemon
46:00 <Serenity> both delish
46:00 <milk> whats your brand of scotch johninja?
47:00 <Alleenkatze> Oh what, they have a beer they make with Spelt, that would be interesting
47:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIHMPc6ZCuI 
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dire Straits - So Far Away (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
47:00 <Zade> i think the cheaper the scotch the worse the effect 
47:00 <johninja> black douglas man
47:00 <johninja> also like balentines
47:00 <johninja> if its on special
47:00 <milk> yeah i drink ballentines
47:00 <ShadowLurker> eww
47:00 <Alleenkatze> johninja, Jura Superstition is the best scotch under a hundy ;D
47:00 <ShadowLurker> that shit gave me a hangover
47:00 <johninja> haha i like mine under 35
47:00 <ShadowLurker> first time i met sezz
47:00 <Alleenkatze> Oh what, they have a beer they make with Spelt, that would be interesting
47:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIHMPc6ZCuI 
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dire Straits - So Far Away (This video contains content not available in your country.) - - -
47:00 <Zade> i think the cheaper the scotch the worse the effect 
47:00 <johninja> black douglas man
47:00 <johninja> also like balentines
47:00 <johninja> if its on special
47:00 <milk> yeah i drink ballentines
47:00 <ShadowLurker> eww
47:00 <Alleenkatze> johninja, Jura Superstition is the best scotch under a hundy ;D
47:00 <ShadowLurker> that shit gave me a hangover
47:00 <johninja> haha i like mine under 35
47:00 <ShadowLurker> first time i met sezz
48:00 <johninja> balentins or BD?
48:00 <ShadowLurker> ballentine
48:00 <johninja> must have worked man
48:00 <milk> ballentines is a potent drop
48:00 <Alleenkatze> Sorry about the spam from me coming:
48:00 <Alleenkatze> <Fennec_Fox> a/s/l
48:00 <Alleenkatze> <Alleenkatze> 19/f/aus
48:00 <Alleenkatze> <Alleenkatze> u
48:00 <Alleenkatze> <Fennec_Fox> 20/m/aus
48:00 <Alleenkatze> <Fennec_Fox> got a pic?
48:00 <johninja> i'm pretty fucking hilarious hungover
48:00 <Alleenkatze> <Alleenkatze> You maggot
48:00 <Alleenkatze> <Alleenkatze> I answered you last night with 22/m/aus and you ignored me
48:00 <johninja> balentins or BD?
48:00 <ShadowLurker> ballentine
48:00 <johninja> must have worked man
48:00 <milk> ballentines is a potent drop
48:00 <Alleenkatze> Sorry about the spam from me coming:
48:00 <Alleenkatze> <Fennec_Fox> a/s/l
48:00 <Alleenkatze> <Alleenkatze> 19/f/aus
48:00 <Alleenkatze> <Alleenkatze> u
48:00 <Alleenkatze> <Fennec_Fox> 20/m/aus
48:00 <Alleenkatze> <Fennec_Fox> got a pic?
48:00 <johninja> i'm pretty fucking hilarious hungover
48:00 <Alleenkatze> <Alleenkatze> You maggot
48:00 <Alleenkatze> <Alleenkatze> I answered you last night with 22/m/aus and you ignored me
49:00 <johninja> at least i think so
49:00 <johninja> woah
49:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
49:00 <Serenity> yes it was the scotch that gave him a hang over.. not staying up all night and drinking that and a half a carton of beams
49:00 <ShadowLurker> nah
49:00 <ShadowLurker> not that
49:00 <milk> totally unrelated
49:00 <johninja> at least i think so
49:00 <johninja> woah
49:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
49:00 <Serenity> yes it was the scotch that gave him a hang over.. not staying up all night and drinking that and a half a carton of beams
49:00 <ShadowLurker> nah
49:00 <ShadowLurker> not that
49:00 <milk> totally unrelated
50:00 <simba> i hope allencat doesnt come back for pasting such a bad log
50:00 <milk> who cares
50:00 <Alleenkatze> Well that was no fun
50:00 <DemonsRun> idiot
50:00 <milk> security took you out
50:00 <DemonsRun> he told me he was 23 earlier matt lol
50:00 <simba> i hope allencat doesnt come back for pasting such a bad log
50:00 <milk> who cares
50:00 <Alleenkatze> Well that was no fun
50:00 <DemonsRun> idiot
50:00 <milk> security took you out
50:00 <DemonsRun> he told me he was 23 earlier matt lol
51:00 <Alleenkatze> D:
51:00 <ShadowLurker> it's the only hangover ive ever had
51:00 <Alleenkatze> D:
51:00 <ShadowLurker> it's the only hangover ive ever had
55:00 <simba> hi matt
55:00 <johninja> Fiowner
55:00 <Kelevra> Jimmy wants my penis
55:00 <simba> hi matt
55:00 <johninja> Fiowner
55:00 <Kelevra> Jimmy wants my penis
56:00 <johninja> Kelevra is a dude but Jimmy don't care
56:00 <Kelevra> lmao
56:00 <Serenity> theres no way fennec fox is 20. hes been around for years
56:00 <johninja> Kelevra is a dude but Jimmy don't care
56:00 <Kelevra> lmao
56:00 <Serenity> theres no way fennec fox is 20. hes been around for years
57:00 <Kelevra> yeah he's more like 35-40 and foreign
57:00 <Maurice> Maybe thats his IQ
57:00 <Kelevra> in my mind anyway
57:00 <Maurice> He always calls me a 'fuck tart'
57:00 <Nikky`> I try not to think about him
57:00 <Kelevra> I think about everyone
57:00 <Kelevra> I even think about them naked
57:00 <Nikky`> well you do fuck and tart-ish Maurice ;o)
57:00 <Kelevra> yeah he's more like 35-40 and foreign
57:00 <Maurice> Maybe thats his IQ
57:00 <Kelevra> in my mind anyway
57:00 <Maurice> He always calls me a 'fuck tart'
57:00 <Nikky`> I try not to think about him
57:00 <Kelevra> I think about everyone
57:00 <Kelevra> I even think about them naked
57:00 <Nikky`> well you do fuck and tart-ish Maurice ;o)
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
58:00 <Maurice> Ooer
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
58:00 <Maurice> Ooer
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> night all
59:00 <Kelevra> omfgbbqhax I thought you weren't coming back online for a good few years?
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> night all
59:00 <Kelevra> omfgbbqhax I thought you weren't coming back online for a good few years?
00:00 <Kelevra> oh so now you're going..
00:00 <Kelevra> GO THEN
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> i missed u too much mel
00:00 <Kelevra> WE DON'T NEED YOU
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok
00:00 <Kelevra> We'll all just make sweet sex whilst you're gone
00:00 <Serenity> he just likes to come on and insult me
00:00 <Kelevra> sif insult an op
00:00 <Kelevra> that never happens
00:00 <Maurice> Oh ffs, I hate when my sites change their login in shit and I don't know my password
00:00 <Kelevra> oh so now you're going..
00:00 <Kelevra> GO THEN
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> i missed u too much mel
00:00 <Kelevra> WE DON'T NEED YOU
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok
00:00 <Kelevra> We'll all just make sweet sex whilst you're gone
00:00 <Serenity> he just likes to come on and insult me
00:00 <Kelevra> sif insult an op
00:00 <Kelevra> that never happens
00:00 <Maurice> Oh ffs, I hate when my sites change their login in shit and I don't know my password
01:00 <Maurice> CURSES
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha gta "Paedophiles are everywhere thanks to underage girls."
01:00 <Serenity> god pasta is amazing
01:00 <Maurice> CURSES
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha gta "Paedophiles are everywhere thanks to underage girls."
01:00 <Serenity> god pasta is amazing
02:00 <Kelevra> she's going to murder passwords
02:00 <simba> i have a giant bowl of it to eat later
02:00 <simba> pasta is sacred
02:00 <Kelevra> she's going to murder passwords
02:00 <simba> i have a giant bowl of it to eat later
02:00 <simba> pasta is sacred
03:00 <Kelevra> pasta is for poor people, I eat pasta alot
03:00 <Maurice> Is this clown mocking my height..
03:00 <Kelevra> I think so..
03:00 <Maurice> What a jerk!
03:00 <Kelevra> tickle his fancy, you're as tall as it
03:00 <Kelevra> =P~
03:00 <Serenity> we hardly eat pasta anymore
03:00 <Kelevra> pasta is for poor people, I eat pasta alot
03:00 <Maurice> Is this clown mocking my height..
03:00 <Kelevra> I think so..
03:00 <Maurice> What a jerk!
03:00 <Kelevra> tickle his fancy, you're as tall as it
03:00 <Kelevra> =P~
03:00 <Serenity> we hardly eat pasta anymore
04:00 <Serenity> mostly cause im a selfish cunt and if i cant have it no one can
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> pasta mm
04:00 <simba> lol
04:00 <simba> make gnocchi once a fortnight and itll be like a holiday
04:00 <Kelevra> I'd be the same, when I couldn't eat for four weeks I wished death upon society
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> pasta gnocchi
04:00 <Serenity> i make the best gnocchi
04:00 <Kelevra> fkn eat your pizzas and die cunts
04:00 <Serenity> mostly cause im a selfish cunt and if i cant have it no one can
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> pasta mm
04:00 <simba> lol
04:00 <simba> make gnocchi once a fortnight and itll be like a holiday
04:00 <Kelevra> I'd be the same, when I couldn't eat for four weeks I wished death upon society
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> pasta gnocchi
04:00 <Serenity> i make the best gnocchi
04:00 <Kelevra> fkn eat your pizzas and die cunts
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> potato gnocchi?
05:00 <Serenity> yes
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> oer
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> i poop potatoes
05:00 <Serenity> unfortunately my kitchen isnt big enough for it these days
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> potato gnocchi?
05:00 <Serenity> yes
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> oer
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> i poop potatoes
05:00 <Serenity> unfortunately my kitchen isnt big enough for it these days
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
06:00 <simba> i wanna try ur gnocchi i fucken love it
06:00 <Serenity> my ex's mum taught me how to make it (wogs)
06:00 <Serenity> and afterwards she used to get me to make it for her lol
06:00 <Serenity> apparently i have the knack
06:00 <simba> i wanna try ur gnocchi i fucken love it
06:00 <Serenity> my ex's mum taught me how to make it (wogs)
06:00 <Serenity> and afterwards she used to get me to make it for her lol
06:00 <Serenity> apparently i have the knack
07:00 <Kelevra> is it hard?
07:00 <Serenity> its not hard at all just very messy
07:00 <Serenity> like most pasta really
07:00 <Kelevra> is it hard?
07:00 <Serenity> its not hard at all just very messy
07:00 <Serenity> like most pasta really
08:00 <Kelevra> I've never made pasta from scratch
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> all i ask for is goat
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> and tatoes
08:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker makes lovely pasta
08:00 <Serenity> he makes it when i do my lasagna
08:00 <Kelevra> recently everything is messy for me to cook, even steak has become a challenge
08:00 <Kelevra> pasta lasagna and goat
08:00 <stompin> goat
08:00 <stompin> u love goats
08:00 <Kelevra> I've never made pasta from scratch
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> all i ask for is goat
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> and tatoes
08:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker makes lovely pasta
08:00 <Serenity> he makes it when i do my lasagna
08:00 <Kelevra> recently everything is messy for me to cook, even steak has become a challenge
08:00 <Kelevra> pasta lasagna and goat
08:00 <stompin> goat
08:00 <stompin> u love goats
10:00 <Kelevra> u love dick 
10:00 <Serenity> mmm
10:00 <Serenity> dick
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> irl i eat kids
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive eaten kids heaps
10:00 <Kelevra> I remember what a dick feels like pressed against my cheek
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> yum
10:00 <stebie> yum
10:00 <Kelevra> it's such a settling feeling
10:00 <Kelevra> that's when you know it's love
10:00 <stebie> hey mel o/
10:00 <Kelevra> u love dick 
10:00 <Serenity> mmm
10:00 <Serenity> dick
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> irl i eat kids
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive eaten kids heaps
10:00 <Kelevra> I remember what a dick feels like pressed against my cheek
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> yum
10:00 <stebie> yum
10:00 <Kelevra> it's such a settling feeling
10:00 <Kelevra> that's when you know it's love
10:00 <stebie> hey mel o/
11:00 <georgeandwell> quick way to make steaks is use the george foreman grill or a breville sandwich maker
11:00 <Kelevra> hey stebie, how are you?
11:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Br7fWxnB8o
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sixteen Tons- Tennessee Ernie Ford (Feb 28, 2010) 2:47 - Category: Music - 28,492 views - 241 likes (97.6%), 6 dislikes (2.4%)
11:00 <Serenity> nothing like the warm throb of an aroused cock on ya skin
11:00 <Serenity> .. wot
11:00 <Kelevra> lmao
11:00 <Doodle> crikey
11:00 <ShadowLurker> hehe
11:00 <stebie> i'm good, sore but good... and you?
11:00 <Doodle> sorry stebie
11:00 <Doodle> i'll lube up nxt time
11:00 <ShadowLurker> Doodle knows that all too well
11:00 <stebie> ty
11:00 <georgeandwell> quick way to make steaks is use the george foreman grill or a breville sandwich maker
11:00 <Kelevra> hey stebie, how are you?
11:00 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Br7fWxnB8o
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sixteen Tons- Tennessee Ernie Ford (Feb 28, 2010) 2:47 - Category: Music - 28,492 views - 241 likes (97.6%), 6 dislikes (2.4%)
11:00 <Serenity> nothing like the warm throb of an aroused cock on ya skin
11:00 <Serenity> .. wot
11:00 <Kelevra> lmao
11:00 <Doodle> crikey
11:00 <ShadowLurker> hehe
11:00 <stebie> i'm good, sore but good... and you?
11:00 <Doodle> sorry stebie
11:00 <Doodle> i'll lube up nxt time
11:00 <ShadowLurker> Doodle knows that all too well
11:00 <stebie> ty
12:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos ^_^
12:00 <Kelevra> I'm excellent, I just found out what this vibrating noise is and it's my phone!!!
12:00 <Nikky`> Hey hon :o)
12:00 <Kelevra> ty!
12:00 <Doodle> thx luvr
12:00 <ShadowLurker> vibrating noise
12:00 <stebie> ^_-
12:00 <ShadowLurker> could be a vibrator
12:00 <ShadowLurker> plenty of them around here
12:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos ^_^
12:00 <Kelevra> I'm excellent, I just found out what this vibrating noise is and it's my phone!!!
12:00 <Nikky`> Hey hon :o)
12:00 <Kelevra> ty!
12:00 <Doodle> thx luvr
12:00 <ShadowLurker> vibrating noise
12:00 <stebie> ^_-
12:00 <ShadowLurker> could be a vibrator
12:00 <ShadowLurker> plenty of them around here
13:00 <Serenity> lol Kelevra you sound like me.. i sat there listening to my phone ring.. 3 times today
13:00 <Serenity> before i realised it was my phone ringing
13:00 <Kelevra> I had my phone off for 3 weeks, it was so weird
13:00 <Serenity> lol Kelevra you sound like me.. i sat there listening to my phone ring.. 3 times today
13:00 <Serenity> before i realised it was my phone ringing
13:00 <Kelevra> I had my phone off for 3 weeks, it was so weird
14:00 <Nikky`> I could never have my phone off for that long
14:00 <Serenity> me either
14:00 <Serenity> 5 mins and im nervous lol
14:00 <Kelevra> at first I was like 'oh I wonder what level on candy crush I'm upto' then I was like 'oh I have a tablet' then the need of my phone was only time orientated so I put a clock in the kitchen and that stopped the need for that
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ty ste z
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> stebz*
14:00 <Nikky`> I could never have my phone off for that long
14:00 <Serenity> me either
14:00 <Serenity> 5 mins and im nervous lol
14:00 <Kelevra> at first I was like 'oh I wonder what level on candy crush I'm upto' then I was like 'oh I have a tablet' then the need of my phone was only time orientated so I put a clock in the kitchen and that stopped the need for that
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ty ste z
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> stebz*
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaheahe 
15:00 <Nikky`> you don't get calls or sms?
15:00 <Kelevra> yeah I got a few sms' but they're why I had the phone off
15:00 <stebie> npnp
15:00 <Nikky`> aaaah
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaheahe 
15:00 <Nikky`> you don't get calls or sms?
15:00 <Kelevra> yeah I got a few sms' but they're why I had the phone off
15:00 <stebie> npnp
15:00 <Nikky`> aaaah
16:00 <Kelevra> mostly people asking where I am and if I'm okay and I thought well if I wasn't okay people would know cause when I'm not okay I usually say 'hey I'm not okay' and if I don't they should just assume i'm dead
16:00 <Nikky`> you dead? 
16:00 <Nikky`> no, so must be ok
16:00 <Nikky`> works
16:00 <Kelevra> nah not yet
16:00 <Kelevra> I'll live until I'm 48 I reckon
16:00 <Kelevra> mostly people asking where I am and if I'm okay and I thought well if I wasn't okay people would know cause when I'm not okay I usually say 'hey I'm not okay' and if I don't they should just assume i'm dead
16:00 <Nikky`> you dead? 
16:00 <Nikky`> no, so must be ok
16:00 <Nikky`> works
16:00 <Kelevra> nah not yet
16:00 <Kelevra> I'll live until I'm 48 I reckon
17:00 <Kelevra> got a good 20yrs left in this machine
17:00 <Nikky`> lol
17:00 <Kelevra> got a good 20yrs left in this machine
17:00 <Nikky`> lol
18:00 <partay> Kelevra as long as your masturbating 2x a day all is good in the world 
18:00 <Kelevra> YOU OK
18:00 <Kelevra> =P~
18:00 <Serenity> HAHA
18:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
18:00 <ShadowLurker> im good
18:00 <Kelevra> haha
18:00 <partay> Kelevra as long as your masturbating 2x a day all is good in the world 
18:00 <Kelevra> YOU OK
18:00 <Kelevra> =P~
18:00 <Serenity> HAHA
18:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
18:00 <ShadowLurker> im good
18:00 <Kelevra> haha
19:00 <Serenity> :>
19:00 <Kelevra> partay fkn christ you have dedication if thats how you roll. asl?
19:00 <Kelevra> ^.^
19:00 <Kelevra> fkn twice a day
19:00 <Serenity> masturbating 2x a day ontop of sex.. or can you replace with sex?
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> woooo masturbating
19:00 <Serenity> :>
19:00 <Kelevra> partay fkn christ you have dedication if thats how you roll. asl?
19:00 <Kelevra> ^.^
19:00 <Kelevra> fkn twice a day
19:00 <Serenity> masturbating 2x a day ontop of sex.. or can you replace with sex?
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> woooo masturbating
20:00 <Kelevra> the only things I do twice a day is eat, shit and blow my nose
20:00 <partay> and or applies 
20:00 <Kelevra> I'd prefer sex twice a day
20:00 <Nikky`> i heard about this sex thing
20:00 <Kelevra> the only things I do twice a day is eat, shit and blow my nose
20:00 <partay> and or applies 
20:00 <Kelevra> I'd prefer sex twice a day
20:00 <Nikky`> i heard about this sex thing
21:00 <Kelevra> yeah it's been ages
21:00 <partay> a bat in the morning followed by sex at least once.. maybe twice if i get home for lunch
21:00 <Kelevra> holy fucking shit that's romance for you
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> who thye fuck is this hotty in agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.
21:00 <Kelevra> WTB MAN SLUT
21:00 <Kelevra> cheap cheap
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> the*
21:00 <Kelevra> yeah it's been ages
21:00 <partay> a bat in the morning followed by sex at least once.. maybe twice if i get home for lunch
21:00 <Kelevra> holy fucking shit that's romance for you
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> who thye fuck is this hotty in agents of s.h.i.e.l.d.
21:00 <Kelevra> WTB MAN SLUT
21:00 <Kelevra> cheap cheap
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> the*
22:00 <georgeandwell> did anyone watch the interview with paul keating
22:00 <Kelevra> he's still alive?
22:00 <Kelevra> o.O
22:00 <georgeandwell> yeah
22:00 <Kelevra> hey what time does safeway usually shut
22:00 <Serenity> i cant keep up for sex more than once a day anymore
22:00 <Serenity> too old
22:00 <Serenity> poor ShadowLurker
22:00 <georgeandwell> did anyone watch the interview with paul keating
22:00 <Kelevra> he's still alive?
22:00 <Kelevra> o.O
22:00 <georgeandwell> yeah
22:00 <Kelevra> hey what time does safeway usually shut
22:00 <Serenity> i cant keep up for sex more than once a day anymore
22:00 <Serenity> too old
22:00 <Serenity> poor ShadowLurker
23:00 <Kelevra> I could go two rounds a day, when I've tried the third time I dry up and it feels like I'm running on empty
23:00 <Kelevra> like sandpaper in my snatch but thats why I have lube and analiesse
23:00 <Serenity> i could probably do twice tbh if he didnt have to leave for work so early
23:00 <Serenity> but im seriously not getting up at 5am for a root
23:00 <Kelevra> analiesse if you spray it on your gash it numbs it so you're open for business longer
23:00 <Kelevra> I could go two rounds a day, when I've tried the third time I dry up and it feels like I'm running on empty
23:00 <Kelevra> like sandpaper in my snatch but thats why I have lube and analiesse
23:00 <Serenity> i could probably do twice tbh if he didnt have to leave for work so early
23:00 <Serenity> but im seriously not getting up at 5am for a root
23:00 <Kelevra> analiesse if you spray it on your gash it numbs it so you're open for business longer
24:00 <Kelevra> but on that hand you kind of want sex for both parties to be epic so if you're numb you get the shit end of the stick until the feeling comes back and I'm not even 100% sure thats it's healthy that you do that to your vagina
24:00 <johninja> protipz
24:00 <georgeandwell> i dont start work till 10am
24:00 <Kelevra> -_-
24:00 <Kelevra> but on that hand you kind of want sex for both parties to be epic so if you're numb you get the shit end of the stick until the feeling comes back and I'm not even 100% sure thats it's healthy that you do that to your vagina
24:00 <johninja> protipz
24:00 <georgeandwell> i dont start work till 10am
24:00 <Kelevra> -_-
25:00 <Kelevra> sif not get up 5am for a root
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> a vigana panda is a baby that doesnt want to come out
25:00 <partay> my ex used to start work early.. id wake up to her bouncing on my cock 
25:00 <Kelevra> sif not get up 5am for a root
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> a vigana panda is a baby that doesnt want to come out
25:00 <partay> my ex used to start work early.. id wake up to her bouncing on my cock 
26:00 <Serenity> im barely alive before 7
26:00 <Kelevra> jonny five I'm alive\
26:00 <Serenity> im barely alive before 7
26:00 <Kelevra> jonny five I'm alive\
27:00 <johninja> got a nice 6am-2pm sleep cycle going here
27:00 <johninja> fuck summer
27:00 <Serenity> im lucky to be in bed before midnight
27:00 <Serenity> then up at 7
27:00 <couleurs> you lazy basterds
27:00 <johninja> got a nice 6am-2pm sleep cycle going here
27:00 <johninja> fuck summer
27:00 <Serenity> im lucky to be in bed before midnight
27:00 <Serenity> then up at 7
27:00 <couleurs> you lazy basterds
28:00 <Kelevra> I can easily sleep 12 hours
28:00 <Nikky`> I sleep between 10pm - 12am and alarm is 5:20
28:00 <Serenity> generally if i get more than 6 hours sleep thats enough
28:00 <Nikky`> I wish I could fall asleep earlier
28:00 <Serenity> i certainly dont sleep over 8
28:00 <Nikky`> But I make up for it on weekends
28:00 <georgeandwell> i do on weekends
28:00 <Kelevra> I've seen lee thrive on like.. 3-4 hours
28:00 <Kelevra> I can easily sleep 12 hours
28:00 <Nikky`> I sleep between 10pm - 12am and alarm is 5:20
28:00 <Serenity> generally if i get more than 6 hours sleep thats enough
28:00 <Nikky`> I wish I could fall asleep earlier
28:00 <Serenity> i certainly dont sleep over 8
28:00 <Nikky`> But I make up for it on weekends
28:00 <georgeandwell> i do on weekends
28:00 <Kelevra> I've seen lee thrive on like.. 3-4 hours
29:00 <Serenity> i think its part of having kids tbh
29:00 <Serenity> before kids if i didnt have 12 hours i was dead
29:00 <Serenity> 5-6 is more than enough now
29:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wHFZv2T_YQ 
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2 Live Crew - Face Down Ass Up (Aug 9, 2007) - Category: Music - 311,116 views - 984 likes (97.4%), 26 dislikes (2.6%)
29:00 <Serenity> i think its part of having kids tbh
29:00 <Serenity> before kids if i didnt have 12 hours i was dead
29:00 <Serenity> 5-6 is more than enough now
29:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wHFZv2T_YQ 
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2 Live Crew - Face Down Ass Up (Aug 9, 2007) - Category: Music - 311,116 views - 984 likes (97.4%), 26 dislikes (2.6%)
30:00 <Nikky`> speaking of sleep..going to try now..night night
30:00 <Kelevra> fkn kids, ruining sleepers lives
30:00 <Kelevra> nie nies Nikky`
30:00 <johninja> who is Gelf?
30:00 <johninja> hi
30:00 <johninja> another refugee?
30:00 <Nikky`> speaking of sleep..going to try now..night night
30:00 <Kelevra> fkn kids, ruining sleepers lives
30:00 <Kelevra> nie nies Nikky`
30:00 <johninja> who is Gelf?
30:00 <johninja> hi
30:00 <johninja> another refugee?
31:00 <Gelf> im old skewl irc... for like 15 years or so
31:00 <johninja> ahh yep
31:00 <Gelf> havent been around much
31:00 <johninja> wb
31:00 <Serenity> are you recently single
31:00 <johninja> it happens man
31:00 <johninja> life...
31:00 <johninja> thanks for not going on about how shit it is now or old people you knew
31:00 <johninja> always nice
31:00 <Gelf> serenity: im permanantly single
31:00 <Serenity> haha
31:00 <Gelf> lol
31:00 <Serenity> MAN THIS IS SO SHIT NOW
31:00 <Serenity> FUCK IRC
31:00 <Serenity> SO GAY
31:00 <johninja> lol yeah
31:00 <{LeE}> i'm going to scare the fuck out of mel at night when i go to the toilet or to get a drink
31:00 <Gelf> im old skewl irc... for like 15 years or so
31:00 <johninja> ahh yep
31:00 <Gelf> havent been around much
31:00 <johninja> wb
31:00 <Serenity> are you recently single
31:00 <johninja> it happens man
31:00 <johninja> life...
31:00 <johninja> thanks for not going on about how shit it is now or old people you knew
31:00 <johninja> always nice
31:00 <Gelf> serenity: im permanantly single
31:00 <Serenity> haha
31:00 <Gelf> lol
31:00 <Serenity> MAN THIS IS SO SHIT NOW
31:00 <Serenity> FUCK IRC
31:00 <Serenity> SO GAY
31:00 <johninja> lol yeah
31:00 <{LeE}> i'm going to scare the fuck out of mel at night when i go to the toilet or to get a drink
32:00 <{LeE}> coz i'm ganna be wearing a mask soon
32:00 <{LeE}> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh scary 
32:00 <johninja> `seen INeverMovedOn
32:00 <prowl> johninja, INeverMovedOn? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember INeverMovedOn.
32:00 <Serenity> i have a ghost face mask
32:00 <Serenity> its good for scaring people
32:00 <{LeE}> this i sa breathing mask for my sleep aponea
32:00 <{LeE}> how ev u spell it
32:00 <Gelf> i remember the good ol' days on the irc frontier with nick collisions, servers drops and stuff going clunk.... =P
32:00 <{LeE}> coz i'm ganna be wearing a mask soon
32:00 <{LeE}> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh scary 
32:00 <johninja> `seen INeverMovedOn
32:00 <prowl> johninja, INeverMovedOn? hmm... I'm trying to remember... maybe... I'm not sure... no. I don't remember INeverMovedOn.
32:00 <Serenity> i have a ghost face mask
32:00 <Serenity> its good for scaring people
32:00 <{LeE}> this i sa breathing mask for my sleep aponea
32:00 <{LeE}> how ev u spell it
32:00 <Gelf> i remember the good ol' days on the irc frontier with nick collisions, servers drops and stuff going clunk.... =P
33:00 <Serenity> ohh a cpap
33:00 <{LeE}> yeah
33:00 <Serenity> my aunty had sleep aponea
33:00 <Serenity> scary shit
33:00 <johninja> yeah the old man gets it
33:00 <johninja> has to wear a mask
33:00 <Gelf> so who should i bribe for a stick of weed in this town?
33:00 <johninja> where you at?
33:00 <{LeE}> went to see what was wrong with me n my mum piped up and said she used to have this blabla so now i'm being sent off to a sleep clinic again n yeah 
33:00 <Serenity> ohh a cpap
33:00 <{LeE}> yeah
33:00 <Serenity> my aunty had sleep aponea
33:00 <Serenity> scary shit
33:00 <johninja> yeah the old man gets it
33:00 <johninja> has to wear a mask
33:00 <Gelf> so who should i bribe for a stick of weed in this town?
33:00 <johninja> where you at?
33:00 <{LeE}> went to see what was wrong with me n my mum piped up and said she used to have this blabla so now i'm being sent off to a sleep clinic again n yeah 
34:00 <Serenity> my dad had it midly as well but not enough for a mask
34:00 <Gelf> st kilda rd
34:00 <{LeE}> oh shoot
34:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqPAUfuNgbc 
34:00 <{LeE}> ur dads lucky
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ghostface Killah - All That I Got Is You (Oct 24, 2012) 3:27 - Category: Music - 49,886 views - 506 likes (98.3%), 9 dislikes (1.7%)
34:00 <georgeandwell> my dad has bipolar
34:00 <johninja> hmmm ask a black dude
34:00 <Gelf> rofl
34:00 <Serenity> well.. he died like 17 years ago lol but yer
34:00 <{LeE}> georgeandwell most ppl do thes days
34:00 <{LeE}> some just like to play on it tho
34:00 <Serenity> my dad had it midly as well but not enough for a mask
34:00 <Gelf> st kilda rd
34:00 <{LeE}> oh shoot
34:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqPAUfuNgbc 
34:00 <{LeE}> ur dads lucky
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ghostface Killah - All That I Got Is You (Oct 24, 2012) 3:27 - Category: Music - 49,886 views - 506 likes (98.3%), 9 dislikes (1.7%)
34:00 <georgeandwell> my dad has bipolar
34:00 <johninja> hmmm ask a black dude
34:00 <Gelf> rofl
34:00 <Serenity> well.. he died like 17 years ago lol but yer
34:00 <{LeE}> georgeandwell most ppl do thes days
34:00 <{LeE}> some just like to play on it tho
35:00 <{LeE}> oh sorry :/
35:00 <georgeandwell> i dont
35:00 <georgeandwell> im just insane
35:00 <{LeE}> georgeandwell do u have it
35:00 <georgeandwell> nah
35:00 <{LeE}> oh god
35:00 <Kelevra> so Gelf is  male and smokes weed and isn't new to irc but is new to irc
35:00 <{LeE}> thats ok  then
35:00 <georgeandwell> im smooth
35:00 <Kelevra> johninja hook in bro
35:00 <Kelevra> =P
35:00 <Gelf> perty much
35:00 <johninja> :/
35:00 <{LeE}> lol
35:00 <johninja> what are you implying 
35:00 <georgeandwell> although in my youth i spent too much time with computers
35:00 <johninja> sheesh
35:00 <Maurice> And film it for us
35:00 <{LeE}> oh sorry :/
35:00 <georgeandwell> i dont
35:00 <georgeandwell> im just insane
35:00 <{LeE}> georgeandwell do u have it
35:00 <georgeandwell> nah
35:00 <{LeE}> oh god
35:00 <Kelevra> so Gelf is  male and smokes weed and isn't new to irc but is new to irc
35:00 <{LeE}> thats ok  then
35:00 <georgeandwell> im smooth
35:00 <Kelevra> johninja hook in bro
35:00 <Kelevra> =P
35:00 <Gelf> perty much
35:00 <johninja> :/
35:00 <{LeE}> lol
35:00 <johninja> what are you implying 
35:00 <georgeandwell> although in my youth i spent too much time with computers
35:00 <johninja> sheesh
35:00 <Maurice> And film it for us
36:00 <johninja> 2 dudes smoking weed and playing xbox isn't very erotic
36:00 <{LeE}> k i'm off to deh shoparoonies
36:00 <Gelf> i use it for pain ... and for once legitimately for pain... can barely walk after 2 days trundling around
36:00 <Kelevra> it could be
36:00 <Maurice> Hot
36:00 <{LeE}> cyassssssssss
36:00 <johninja> ciao
36:00 <Gelf> ill pass
36:00 <Kelevra> omg I love males who can't walk
36:00 <Kelevra> asl
36:00 <johninja> 2 dudes smoking weed and playing xbox isn't very erotic
36:00 <{LeE}> k i'm off to deh shoparoonies
36:00 <Gelf> i use it for pain ... and for once legitimately for pain... can barely walk after 2 days trundling around
36:00 <Kelevra> it could be
36:00 <Maurice> Hot
36:00 <{LeE}> cyassssssssss
36:00 <johninja> ciao
36:00 <Gelf> ill pass
36:00 <Kelevra> omg I love males who can't walk
36:00 <Kelevra> asl
37:00 <johninja> don't take your love 2 town
37:00 <Gelf> 40
37:00 <Gelf> yes pls
37:00 <Gelf> and st kilda rd
37:00 <Gelf> ;)
37:00 <Kelevra> 40 is still crunching it, I could dig 40
37:00 <johninja> don't take your love 2 town
37:00 <Gelf> 40
37:00 <Gelf> yes pls
37:00 <Gelf> and st kilda rd
37:00 <Gelf> ;)
37:00 <Kelevra> 40 is still crunching it, I could dig 40
38:00 <Gelf> im only here for a few days
38:00 <stompin> o
38:00 <Gelf> mostly old and podgy
38:00 <johninja> like Anthony but fatter and more impotent
38:00 <Kelevra> why only a few days? are you on the run?
38:00 <Gelf> lol
38:00 <Gelf> nah here for a conference
38:00 <Gelf> im only here for a few days
38:00 <stompin> o
38:00 <Gelf> mostly old and podgy
38:00 <johninja> like Anthony but fatter and more impotent
38:00 <Kelevra> why only a few days? are you on the run?
38:00 <Gelf> lol
38:00 <Gelf> nah here for a conference
39:00 <Kelevra> how can you get fatter then anthony when he attempted to do doggy his dick wouldn't even touch the outside of my vagina and his belly would sit on my ass cheeks
39:00 <Kelevra> you can't get fatter mang
39:00 <johninja> lol
39:00 <johninja> thats because he has tiny wang though
39:00 <Maurice> Lol
39:00 <Serenity> GROSS
39:00 <Maurice> Gross
39:00 <Serenity> mel stop that now
39:00 <Gelf> well im not that bad
39:00 <Kelevra> LOL
39:00 <Kelevra> was like a soft warm pillow on my ass cheeks
39:00 <Kelevra> how can you get fatter then anthony when he attempted to do doggy his dick wouldn't even touch the outside of my vagina and his belly would sit on my ass cheeks
39:00 <Kelevra> you can't get fatter mang
39:00 <johninja> lol
39:00 <johninja> thats because he has tiny wang though
39:00 <Maurice> Lol
39:00 <Serenity> GROSS
39:00 <Maurice> Gross
39:00 <Serenity> mel stop that now
39:00 <Gelf> well im not that bad
39:00 <Kelevra> LOL
39:00 <Kelevra> was like a soft warm pillow on my ass cheeks
40:00 <Kelevra> whats next seriously, the next one will pee on me
40:00 <Serenity> when you gave him head did his belly sit on your head like a hat
40:00 <johninja> lol
40:00 <Kelevra> whats next seriously, the next one will pee on me
40:00 <Serenity> when you gave him head did his belly sit on your head like a hat
40:00 <johninja> lol
41:00 <johninja> fuck..
41:00 <johninja> wine goes to your head
41:00 <Kelevra> oh lord I remember trying to give him head it was like suckling on a dummy but softer, never try to suck on a soft penis to work it up, it'll scar you especially if it's impossible to get up
41:00 <Serenity> it does
41:00 <partay> WTF Kelevra
41:00 <Serenity> D:
41:00 <Kelevra> sorry john, now you can picture that the next time you see me and I greet you hello
41:00 <johninja> lol
41:00 <Gelf> dammit if weed is ever legalised im so gonna start a delivery service
41:00 <johninja> i'll forget everything
41:00 <johninja> fuck..
41:00 <johninja> wine goes to your head
41:00 <Kelevra> oh lord I remember trying to give him head it was like suckling on a dummy but softer, never try to suck on a soft penis to work it up, it'll scar you especially if it's impossible to get up
41:00 <Serenity> it does
41:00 <partay> WTF Kelevra
41:00 <Serenity> D:
41:00 <Kelevra> sorry john, now you can picture that the next time you see me and I greet you hello
41:00 <johninja> lol
41:00 <Gelf> dammit if weed is ever legalised im so gonna start a delivery service
41:00 <johninja> i'll forget everything
42:00 <Maurice> I've never get the image of that sorry excuse of a penis slug out of my head
42:00 <simba> dont let that stop u Gelf 
42:00 <Kelevra> partay be calm, chill out. you're scaring people
42:00 <couleurs> Weed Hut 
42:00 <Gelf> yours in 30 minutes or its free
42:00 <johninja> you have to be pretty unlucky to get busted selling
42:00 <Kelevra> why not just not travel and grow the shit
42:00 <Maurice> I've never get the image of that sorry excuse of a penis slug out of my head
42:00 <simba> dont let that stop u Gelf 
42:00 <Kelevra> partay be calm, chill out. you're scaring people
42:00 <couleurs> Weed Hut 
42:00 <Gelf> yours in 30 minutes or its free
42:00 <johninja> you have to be pretty unlucky to get busted selling
42:00 <Kelevra> why not just not travel and grow the shit
43:00 <Kelevra> problem solved
43:00 <Kelevra> orrrrrrrrrr this idea is brilliant
43:00 <stompin> hmm drinking red bull at 9pm isnt smart
43:00 <johninja> i had 2 D's observe me actuallly handing the goods over
43:00 <Kelevra> you know how chris and beagle are spazz's that never go out, get them to grow it for you
43:00 <johninja> mates had some cops come to his door and saw 2 pound on his desk and a list of people who owed him cahs
43:00 <johninja> i mean fuck...
43:00 <Kelevra> thats fucking fucked
43:00 <Kelevra> problem solved
43:00 <Kelevra> orrrrrrrrrr this idea is brilliant
43:00 <stompin> hmm drinking red bull at 9pm isnt smart
43:00 <johninja> i had 2 D's observe me actuallly handing the goods over
43:00 <Kelevra> you know how chris and beagle are spazz's that never go out, get them to grow it for you
43:00 <johninja> mates had some cops come to his door and saw 2 pound on his desk and a list of people who owed him cahs
43:00 <johninja> i mean fuck...
43:00 <Kelevra> thats fucking fucked
44:00 <johninja> yeah lol
44:00 <johninja> other than that its easy to get out of
44:00 <johninja> just bad luck mang
44:00 <partay> i did not want the image of tonys tiny dick on my mind
44:00 <Kelevra> that's terrible luck
44:00 <partay> thanks
44:00 <johninja> yeah lol
44:00 <johninja> other than that its easy to get out of
44:00 <johninja> just bad luck mang
44:00 <partay> i did not want the image of tonys tiny dick on my mind
44:00 <Kelevra> that's terrible luck
44:00 <partay> thanks
45:00 <Kelevra> partay don't lie, you said you've been where he's been, don't act like you've not thought about his tiny buldge before
45:00 <johninja> lol
45:00 <Kelevra> I had sex with it god damn it
45:00 <partay> negative ive never tapped anything he's been near 
45:00 <Kelevra> oh I must've misunderstood
45:00 <Kelevra> I thought you said you'd covered the women he's not pleasured
45:00 <Kelevra> partay don't lie, you said you've been where he's been, don't act like you've not thought about his tiny buldge before
45:00 <johninja> lol
45:00 <Kelevra> I had sex with it god damn it
45:00 <partay> negative ive never tapped anything he's been near 
45:00 <Kelevra> oh I must've misunderstood
45:00 <Kelevra> I thought you said you'd covered the women he's not pleasured
46:00 <partay> well ive tapped the good looking ones 
46:00 <Maurice> So.. all of them
46:00 <Gelf> hah
46:00 <johninja> sounds like he eben failed at head
46:00 <Kelevra> tanaze is the only one I've seen who is decent
46:00 <partay> i think he tapped her too
46:00 <Kelevra> yeah he did
46:00 <partay> well ive tapped the good looking ones 
46:00 <Maurice> So.. all of them
46:00 <Gelf> hah
46:00 <johninja> sounds like he eben failed at head
46:00 <Kelevra> tanaze is the only one I've seen who is decent
46:00 <partay> i think he tapped her too
46:00 <Kelevra> yeah he did
47:00 <partay> *shudders*
47:00 <Kelevra> then he spread rumors about her being a cutter cause he's a dipshit wankstain
47:00 <Kelevra> if any woman cut themselves it would be because his dick was so unforfilling
47:00 <partay> lol
47:00 <Kelevra> but even then you'd consider fucking plastic
47:00 <partay> *shudders*
47:00 <Kelevra> then he spread rumors about her being a cutter cause he's a dipshit wankstain
47:00 <Kelevra> if any woman cut themselves it would be because his dick was so unforfilling
47:00 <partay> lol
47:00 <Kelevra> but even then you'd consider fucking plastic
48:00 <johninja> lol
48:00 <Kelevra> I'd just tell Serenity and she'd come with her rape kit for me
48:00 <Kelevra> she's romantic like that
48:00 <Gelf> hmm not much has changed...sex and drugs...ahhh good ol irc
48:00 <Serenity> whos a wot now
48:00 <johninja> just need soe rcok and roll
48:00 <Gelf> sex drugs n trance
48:00 <Gelf> fark rock n roll
48:00 <johninja> lol
48:00 <Kelevra> I'd just tell Serenity and she'd come with her rape kit for me
48:00 <Kelevra> she's romantic like that
48:00 <Gelf> hmm not much has changed...sex and drugs...ahhh good ol irc
48:00 <Serenity> whos a wot now
48:00 <johninja> just need soe rcok and roll
48:00 <Gelf> sex drugs n trance
48:00 <Gelf> fark rock n roll
49:00 <johninja> harsh
49:00 <georgeandwell> yeah
49:00 <georgeandwell> dram and base
49:00 <Kelevra> Gelf Why did you disregard irc?
49:00 <Kelevra> wasn't the gross stuff worth staying for?
49:00 <johninja> thats almost as bad as telling lies on irc
49:00 <johninja> shame
49:00 <Kelevra> if you had an ugly baby would you abandon it?
49:00 <johninja> harsh
49:00 <georgeandwell> yeah
49:00 <georgeandwell> dram and base
49:00 <Kelevra> Gelf Why did you disregard irc?
49:00 <Kelevra> wasn't the gross stuff worth staying for?
49:00 <johninja> thats almost as bad as telling lies on irc
49:00 <johninja> shame
49:00 <Kelevra> if you had an ugly baby would you abandon it?
50:00 <Gelf> lol nah just got bored
50:00 <Kelevra> irc is an ugly baby
50:00 <georgeandwell> i wana sample some abatior sounds for my dj gig
50:00 <Kelevra> it needs love and surgery
50:00 <Gelf> i nurtured it for 18 years or so.,.. its old enough now to be an ugly adult
50:00 <johninja> don't we all
50:00 <Gelf> =
50:00 <johninja> <3
50:00 <Kelevra> lmao johninja
50:00 <Gelf> i need weed
50:00 <Gelf> one damn stick
50:00 <Gelf> lol nah just got bored
50:00 <Kelevra> irc is an ugly baby
50:00 <georgeandwell> i wana sample some abatior sounds for my dj gig
50:00 <Kelevra> it needs love and surgery
50:00 <Gelf> i nurtured it for 18 years or so.,.. its old enough now to be an ugly adult
50:00 <johninja> don't we all
50:00 <Gelf> =
50:00 <johninja> <3
50:00 <Kelevra> lmao johninja
50:00 <Gelf> i need weed
50:00 <Gelf> one damn stick
51:00 <johninja> hmmm
51:00 <georgeandwell> how long u been smoking the herb
51:00 <johninja> if only it was that easy
51:00 <Gelf> happy to pay a few $ petrol
51:00 <Kelevra> I love it when people refer to it as a stick
51:00 <Gelf> george: on n off for decades
51:00 <Alleenkatze> I'm going to go out on a limb here
51:00 <Alleenkatze> And say Gelf is a fed.
51:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <Gelf> pfft
51:00 <Alleenkatze> :)
51:00 <Kelevra> I'm going on a limb and going to say that's entrapment
51:00 <johninja> hmmm
51:00 <georgeandwell> how long u been smoking the herb
51:00 <johninja> if only it was that easy
51:00 <Gelf> happy to pay a few $ petrol
51:00 <Kelevra> I love it when people refer to it as a stick
51:00 <Gelf> george: on n off for decades
51:00 <Alleenkatze> I'm going to go out on a limb here
51:00 <Alleenkatze> And say Gelf is a fed.
51:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <Gelf> pfft
51:00 <Alleenkatze> :)
51:00 <Kelevra> I'm going on a limb and going to say that's entrapment
52:00 <johninja> they must be pretyt bored if they want to bust a stick dealer on irc
52:00 <Gelf> well fuck if i woz id know where you live
52:00 <Alleenkatze> I thought I could smell bacon.
52:00 <Kelevra> he threw a woz in there, def a fed
52:00 <Frostywheat> lol
52:00 <Frostywheat> agreed
52:00 <johninja> bbl
52:00 <Kelevra> full suss activity
52:00 <Alleenkatze> Hahaha
52:00 <Gelf> damn
52:00 <Gelf> busted again
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> any way 
52:00 <Gelf> owell
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> more pressing news
52:00 <Frostywheat> the lingo is too erratic
52:00 <Gelf> waixy
52:00 <Kelevra> yeah but we've not said we have weed
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> Nissan Australia have said NO to the fucking cummins diesel for the Y62
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> big black cunts
52:00 <johninja> they must be pretyt bored if they want to bust a stick dealer on irc
52:00 <Gelf> well fuck if i woz id know where you live
52:00 <Alleenkatze> I thought I could smell bacon.
52:00 <Kelevra> he threw a woz in there, def a fed
52:00 <Frostywheat> lol
52:00 <Frostywheat> agreed
52:00 <johninja> bbl
52:00 <Kelevra> full suss activity
52:00 <Alleenkatze> Hahaha
52:00 <Gelf> damn
52:00 <Gelf> busted again
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> any way 
52:00 <Gelf> owell
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> more pressing news
52:00 <Frostywheat> the lingo is too erratic
52:00 <Gelf> waixy
52:00 <Kelevra> yeah but we've not said we have weed
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> Nissan Australia have said NO to the fucking cummins diesel for the Y62
52:00 <WaixYourLegs> big black cunts
53:00 <Kelevra> so why would you know where we live
53:00 <Alleenkatze> WaixYourLegs, The ISF diesel engine?
53:00 <Gelf> well i know they can trace your ip to your phoneline
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> the big cunt out of the nissan titan
53:00 <Alleenkatze> I don't know why more companies aren't using it, it's as tough as nails.
53:00 <Kelevra> trace ip 
53:00 <Kelevra> hrmmmm
53:00 <Kelevra> so why would you know where we live
53:00 <Alleenkatze> WaixYourLegs, The ISF diesel engine?
53:00 <Gelf> well i know they can trace your ip to your phoneline
53:00 <WaixYourLegs> the big cunt out of the nissan titan
53:00 <Alleenkatze> I don't know why more companies aren't using it, it's as tough as nails.
53:00 <Kelevra> trace ip 
53:00 <Kelevra> hrmmmm
54:00 <Gelf> stuff it
54:00 <Alleenkatze> Kelevra, sounds like some srs h4x
54:00 <Kelevra> either way finding drug dealers is just about as hard as getting a root on here these days
54:00 <Gelf> too tired to fart around
54:00 <Serenity> i can find a root on here
54:00 <Serenity> u up for it or wot
54:00 <Frostywheat> me too
54:00 <Mew> i found a root on here
54:00 <Mew> it was awesome
54:00 <Gelf> stuff it
54:00 <Alleenkatze> Kelevra, sounds like some srs h4x
54:00 <Kelevra> either way finding drug dealers is just about as hard as getting a root on here these days
54:00 <Gelf> too tired to fart around
54:00 <Serenity> i can find a root on here
54:00 <Serenity> u up for it or wot
54:00 <Frostywheat> me too
54:00 <Mew> i found a root on here
54:00 <Mew> it was awesome
55:00 <ShadowLurker> aww yeh why not
55:00 <Kelevra> imagine finding a drug dealer you could root
55:00 <Frostywheat> nirvana
55:00 <Kelevra> two birds one vagina
55:00 <{LeE}> lol 
55:00 <ShadowLurker> well sex is a drug
55:00 <{LeE}> hi Bastardly_One
55:00 <ShadowLurker> im rooting my dealer
55:00 <{LeE}> hi all
55:00 <Serenity> i kinda miss weed
55:00 <{LeE}> ShadowLurker it is a drug
55:00 <Bastardly_One> hi scumbags
55:00 <Frostywheat> shadow lurker its the next country song
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I don
55:00 <Bastardly_One> t
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had some cones
55:00 <ShadowLurker> aww yeh why not
55:00 <Kelevra> imagine finding a drug dealer you could root
55:00 <Frostywheat> nirvana
55:00 <Kelevra> two birds one vagina
55:00 <{LeE}> lol 
55:00 <ShadowLurker> well sex is a drug
55:00 <{LeE}> hi Bastardly_One
55:00 <ShadowLurker> im rooting my dealer
55:00 <{LeE}> hi all
55:00 <Serenity> i kinda miss weed
55:00 <{LeE}> ShadowLurker it is a drug
55:00 <Bastardly_One> hi scumbags
55:00 <Frostywheat> shadow lurker its the next country song
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I don
55:00 <Bastardly_One> t
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had some cones
56:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Lee
56:00 <Frostywheat> if love is a drug then my honeys my dealer
56:00 <Serenity> i havent had any for months now
56:00 <Frostywheat> twang twang
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd miss it if I didn't have any though
56:00 <{LeE}> man imogen is hot as hell :/ 
56:00 <{LeE}> shes all sweaty
56:00 <stompin> its hottttttttttt
56:00 <Kelevra> [21:56:09] <Frostywheat> if love is a drug then my honeys my dealer
56:00 <Kelevra> that is so fucking sweet
56:00 <Kelevra> smooshy gush buckets
56:00 <partay> Kelevra are you in the tappable range ? Why cant you get laid ?
56:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Alleenkatze
56:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Lee
56:00 <Frostywheat> if love is a drug then my honeys my dealer
56:00 <Serenity> i havent had any for months now
56:00 <Frostywheat> twang twang
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd miss it if I didn't have any though
56:00 <{LeE}> man imogen is hot as hell :/ 
56:00 <{LeE}> shes all sweaty
56:00 <stompin> its hottttttttttt
56:00 <Kelevra> [21:56:09] <Frostywheat> if love is a drug then my honeys my dealer
56:00 <Kelevra> that is so fucking sweet
56:00 <Kelevra> smooshy gush buckets
56:00 <partay> Kelevra are you in the tappable range ? Why cant you get laid ?
56:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Alleenkatze
57:00 <Alleenkatze> MistressOfMayhem, 
57:00 <Gelf> damn wheres all the oldbees
57:00 <Bastardly_One> who let you in again MoM?
57:00 <MistressOfMayhem> home =D
57:00 <Alleenkatze> Woohoo
57:00 <Kelevra> I'd like to think I'm tappable, I'm not like totally spazzed out and gross
57:00 <Frostywheat> Frostywheat
57:00 <{LeE}> partay she does i root her nightly
57:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One you're only complaining coz you want a pic
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... that was a hello
57:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Alleenkatze
57:00 <MistressOfMayhem> am i tappable?
57:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmao
57:00 <Alleenkatze> MistressOfMayhem, 
57:00 <Gelf> damn wheres all the oldbees
57:00 <Bastardly_One> who let you in again MoM?
57:00 <MistressOfMayhem> home =D
57:00 <Alleenkatze> Woohoo
57:00 <Kelevra> I'd like to think I'm tappable, I'm not like totally spazzed out and gross
57:00 <Frostywheat> Frostywheat
57:00 <{LeE}> partay she does i root her nightly
57:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One you're only complaining coz you want a pic
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... that was a hello
57:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Alleenkatze
57:00 <MistressOfMayhem> am i tappable?
57:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmao
58:00 <Kelevra> there's barely a single sane man in the whole of aus who is single, didn't you see the morning shows valentines day special this year
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Mel, bullshit
58:00 <Alleenkatze> hmm
58:00 <Alleenkatze> More than tappable.
58:00 <Serenity> fuck men
58:00 <Kelevra> theres like a couple of hundred eligible fucking males who aren't taken or crazy left
58:00 <Serenity> ill do you Kelevra
58:00 <Kelevra> there's fucking scrapings left
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, fake lesbians are cool
58:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah hook up with Sezz
58:00 <Kelevra> Serenity you're female, apparently vaginas aren't as crazy as males
58:00 <{LeE}> lol
58:00 <Kelevra> there's barely a single sane man in the whole of aus who is single, didn't you see the morning shows valentines day special this year
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Mel, bullshit
58:00 <Alleenkatze> hmm
58:00 <Alleenkatze> More than tappable.
58:00 <Serenity> fuck men
58:00 <Kelevra> theres like a couple of hundred eligible fucking males who aren't taken or crazy left
58:00 <Serenity> ill do you Kelevra
58:00 <Kelevra> there's fucking scrapings left
58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, fake lesbians are cool
58:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah hook up with Sezz
58:00 <Kelevra> Serenity you're female, apparently vaginas aren't as crazy as males
58:00 <{LeE}> lol
59:00 <Serenity> did you just call me a fake lesbian
59:00 <Kelevra> sezz isn't a fake lesbian
59:00 <Serenity> im offended
59:00 <georgeandwell> gonna eat an orange
59:00 <Kelevra> fake lesbians are the ones who pash on infront of males cause they're dumb
59:00 <Bastardly_One> faux lez bee arhn said with a french accent then?
59:00 <Kelevra> and thats all that happens
59:00 <Serenity> did you just call me a fake lesbian
59:00 <Kelevra> sezz isn't a fake lesbian
59:00 <Serenity> im offended
59:00 <georgeandwell> gonna eat an orange
59:00 <Kelevra> fake lesbians are the ones who pash on infront of males cause they're dumb
59:00 <Bastardly_One> faux lez bee arhn said with a french accent then?
59:00 <Kelevra> and thats all that happens
00:00 <Serenity> im not a fake anything
00:00 <Serenity> thank you very much
00:00 <Kelevra> my friends use to kiss eachother for attention
00:00 <georgeandwell> thats like on youtube and fb
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I am ... faux human :(
00:00 <georgeandwell> girl kiss and get likes
00:00 <Serenity> im sure the women ive been with wouldnt say its anything fake
00:00 <Kelevra> I seriously reckon they fucked once though cause now they're so awkward when I see them
00:00 <Serenity> im not a fake anything
00:00 <Serenity> thank you very much
00:00 <Kelevra> my friends use to kiss eachother for attention
00:00 <georgeandwell> thats like on youtube and fb
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I am ... faux human :(
00:00 <georgeandwell> girl kiss and get likes
00:00 <Serenity> im sure the women ive been with wouldnt say its anything fake
00:00 <Kelevra> I seriously reckon they fucked once though cause now they're so awkward when I see them
01:00 <Kelevra> I'd be awkward if I kissed my friends vagina that's for sure
01:00 <Serenity> haha
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> why would you be awkward?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> homophobia out of women seems strange to me for some reason
01:00 <Serenity> huh
01:00 <Kelevra> I'd be awkward if I kissed my friends vagina that's for sure
01:00 <Serenity> haha
01:00 <MistressOfMayhem> why would you be awkward?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> homophobia out of women seems strange to me for some reason
01:00 <Serenity> huh
02:00 <Kelevra> well like I dunno, it's not normal to kiss a vagina is it
02:00 <Bastardly_One> well, you know ... the women that are all like
02:00 <Serenity> you.. tongue a vagina :o
02:00 <Serenity> lol
02:00 <Kelevra> my mum thought I was gay for a good portion of my teens though
02:00 <Bastardly_One> other women, digusting!
02:00 <Alleenkatze> This conversation
02:00 <partay> lol
02:00 <Alleenkatze> Is like, killing my brain
02:00 <Serenity> i know lots of women who think its disgusting
02:00 <Kelevra> Alleenkatze well that's not cool is it
02:00 <Mew> Doodle
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Kelevra
02:00 <georgeandwell> why ur mum think ur gay
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's homophobia innit?
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> tongue a vagine...
02:00 <Bastardly_One> what else do you call it?
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> vagina*
02:00 <Kelevra> well like I dunno, it's not normal to kiss a vagina is it
02:00 <Bastardly_One> well, you know ... the women that are all like
02:00 <Serenity> you.. tongue a vagina :o
02:00 <Serenity> lol
02:00 <Kelevra> my mum thought I was gay for a good portion of my teens though
02:00 <Bastardly_One> other women, digusting!
02:00 <Alleenkatze> This conversation
02:00 <partay> lol
02:00 <Alleenkatze> Is like, killing my brain
02:00 <Serenity> i know lots of women who think its disgusting
02:00 <Kelevra> Alleenkatze well that's not cool is it
02:00 <Mew> Doodle
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Kelevra
02:00 <georgeandwell> why ur mum think ur gay
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's homophobia innit?
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> tongue a vagine...
02:00 <Bastardly_One> what else do you call it?
02:00 <MistressOfMayhem> vagina*
03:00 <ShadowLurker> *07:02:03 PM* <+Kelevra> well like I dunno, it's not normal to kiss a vagina is it <-- i do every chance i get
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not arguing by the way ... I'm hyper or some shit
03:00 <Kelevra> lesbea honest, I'd have to kiss it before tonguing it, vaginas look like they'd swallow you up whole
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> have you done it though?
03:00 <partay> ShadowLurker depends on the vag
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LOL
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Alleenkatze, this is a normal convo believe it or not
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One
03:00 <Frostywheat_> vag-part of a balanced diet
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> this is nothiing compared to our normal server & room
03:00 <ShadowLurker> well serenitys vagina is pristine so yeh its very normal
03:00 <ShadowLurker> *07:02:03 PM* <+Kelevra> well like I dunno, it's not normal to kiss a vagina is it <-- i do every chance i get
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not arguing by the way ... I'm hyper or some shit
03:00 <Kelevra> lesbea honest, I'd have to kiss it before tonguing it, vaginas look like they'd swallow you up whole
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> have you done it though?
03:00 <partay> ShadowLurker depends on the vag
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LOL
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Alleenkatze, this is a normal convo believe it or not
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Bastardly_One
03:00 <Frostywheat_> vag-part of a balanced diet
03:00 <MistressOfMayhem> this is nothiing compared to our normal server & room
03:00 <ShadowLurker> well serenitys vagina is pristine so yeh its very normal
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Sezz, should be faux-lesbian ... start a rumour about you and forks
04:00 <FakeLesbian> pristine hey
04:00 <FakeLesbian> pretty sure everyone knows about my lesbian tendancies
04:00 <partay> pristine vag
04:00 <Alleenkatze> Yeah, this is tame compared to some of the shenanigans that go on over our side of the fenc.
04:00 <Alleenkatze> Fence*
04:00 <FakeLesbian> pretty sure thats why i got wifed
04:00 <FakeLesbian> tbh
04:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Nihil missing you Alleenkatze?
04:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol
04:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
04:00 <Alleenkatze> I miss my Nihil :(
04:00 <Gelf> pristine? easier to find a virgin prolly
04:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i miss Emily :(
04:00 <Gelf> and without 3 wise men
04:00 <Alleenkatze> I just tried to tab to complete his nick, and my heart broke.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Sezz, should be faux-lesbian ... start a rumour about you and forks
04:00 <FakeLesbian> pristine hey
04:00 <FakeLesbian> pretty sure everyone knows about my lesbian tendancies
04:00 <partay> pristine vag
04:00 <Alleenkatze> Yeah, this is tame compared to some of the shenanigans that go on over our side of the fenc.
04:00 <Alleenkatze> Fence*
04:00 <FakeLesbian> pretty sure thats why i got wifed
04:00 <FakeLesbian> tbh
04:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Nihil missing you Alleenkatze?
04:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol
04:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
04:00 <Alleenkatze> I miss my Nihil :(
04:00 <Gelf> pristine? easier to find a virgin prolly
04:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i miss Emily :(
04:00 <Gelf> and without 3 wise men
04:00 <Alleenkatze> I just tried to tab to complete his nick, and my heart broke.
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LOOOL
05:00 <{LeE}> i've kissed a few chicks and have been fingerd by one and i have fingerd a chick feels so umm hrmmm
05:00 <Kelevra> so Alleenkatze and MistressOfMayhem are dating and currently not having sex?
05:00 <Alleenkatze> MistressOfMayhem, She was sending me dirty videos today, lol
05:00 <FakeLesbian> my vag is pretty attractive
05:00 <Kelevra> am I getting this right?
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> :O
05:00 <Kelevra> wtf is a nihil?
05:00 <Alleenkatze> Kelevra, Pretty wrong there.
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> why dont i get her dirty vids?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I know a nihil ... his name isn't Tim is it?
05:00 <Kelevra> I'M SO OFF THE MARK
05:00 <partay> Maurice wins the prettiest vag award
05:00 <FakeLesbian> good {LeE}??
05:00 <FakeLesbian> lol
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Kelevra SO off the mark
05:00 <Alleenkatze> Kelevra, It's a long story, lol
05:00 <{LeE}> FakeLesbian yessssssssss
05:00 <FakeLesbian> haha
05:00 <ShadowLurker> reow
05:00 <Kelevra> I totally just got lost in vagina and nihil and wtf is it
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LOOOL
05:00 <{LeE}> i've kissed a few chicks and have been fingerd by one and i have fingerd a chick feels so umm hrmmm
05:00 <Kelevra> so Alleenkatze and MistressOfMayhem are dating and currently not having sex?
05:00 <Alleenkatze> MistressOfMayhem, She was sending me dirty videos today, lol
05:00 <FakeLesbian> my vag is pretty attractive
05:00 <Kelevra> am I getting this right?
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> :O
05:00 <Kelevra> wtf is a nihil?
05:00 <Alleenkatze> Kelevra, Pretty wrong there.
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> why dont i get her dirty vids?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I know a nihil ... his name isn't Tim is it?
05:00 <Kelevra> I'M SO OFF THE MARK
05:00 <partay> Maurice wins the prettiest vag award
05:00 <FakeLesbian> good {LeE}??
05:00 <FakeLesbian> lol
05:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Kelevra SO off the mark
05:00 <Alleenkatze> Kelevra, It's a long story, lol
05:00 <{LeE}> FakeLesbian yessssssssss
05:00 <FakeLesbian> haha
05:00 <ShadowLurker> reow
05:00 <Kelevra> I totally just got lost in vagina and nihil and wtf is it
06:00 <Kelevra> if it's food I want it
06:00 <Kelevra> =\
06:00 <ShadowLurker> lol food
06:00 <FakeLesbian> i like boobies
06:00 <FakeLesbian> in my mouf
06:00 <georgeandwell> why ur mum think ur gay
06:00 <{LeE}> boobs are goooood
06:00 <{LeE}> <3 boobs
06:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... and I'm gonna pretend I've never been here when I get back ... and see if it makes any more sense
06:00 <Kelevra> well we spoke about vagina kissing which led me onto mouths then nihil seems like it could food, food and mouth, connect the dots for gods sake man
06:00 <Kelevra> men will never understand women
06:00 <Kelevra> if it's food I want it
06:00 <Kelevra> =\
06:00 <ShadowLurker> lol food
06:00 <FakeLesbian> i like boobies
06:00 <FakeLesbian> in my mouf
06:00 <georgeandwell> why ur mum think ur gay
06:00 <{LeE}> boobs are goooood
06:00 <{LeE}> <3 boobs
06:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... and I'm gonna pretend I've never been here when I get back ... and see if it makes any more sense
06:00 <Kelevra> well we spoke about vagina kissing which led me onto mouths then nihil seems like it could food, food and mouth, connect the dots for gods sake man
06:00 <Kelevra> men will never understand women
07:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone loves boobs
07:00 <ShadowLurker> :o
07:00 <{LeE}> lol goodluck Bastardly_One
07:00 <Serenity> my cousin asked me if i was gay once
07:00 <Serenity> awks as
07:00 <simba> did u say "no"
07:00 <{LeE}> that would be awks
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Lee, I'll need it! *lol*
07:00 <ShadowLurker> pretty sure i understand 1 woman
07:00 <{LeE}> lol k Bastardly_One
07:00 <Kelevra> georgeandwell cause I didn't talk about sex
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LMFAOOOOOO Nihil = food?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Lee, has Mel shut up since this afternoon ye? :P
07:00 <Serenity> WHO IS SHE
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Nihil is yet another Matt
07:00 <ShadowLurker> you nuffy
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah, brb
07:00 <Kelevra> then when I turned 21 I told how shit baldasso was and she was like 'oh I'm so glad you're not lesbian'
07:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone loves boobs
07:00 <ShadowLurker> :o
07:00 <{LeE}> lol goodluck Bastardly_One
07:00 <Serenity> my cousin asked me if i was gay once
07:00 <Serenity> awks as
07:00 <simba> did u say "no"
07:00 <{LeE}> that would be awks
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Lee, I'll need it! *lol*
07:00 <ShadowLurker> pretty sure i understand 1 woman
07:00 <{LeE}> lol k Bastardly_One
07:00 <Kelevra> georgeandwell cause I didn't talk about sex
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LMFAOOOOOO Nihil = food?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Lee, has Mel shut up since this afternoon ye? :P
07:00 <Serenity> WHO IS SHE
07:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Nihil is yet another Matt
07:00 <ShadowLurker> you nuffy
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah, brb
07:00 <Kelevra> then when I turned 21 I told how shit baldasso was and she was like 'oh I'm so glad you're not lesbian'
08:00 <Kelevra> Bastardly_One for periods of time
08:00 <Serenity> pretty sure im a man who was born without a cock
08:00 <{LeE}> Bastardly_One what r u on abbout
08:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
08:00 <Kelevra> I ate, walked around the house, got some stuff out of the shed, questioned lee on what the stuff out of the shed was (she didn't know either) then I returned and sat
08:00 <{LeE}> whhat
08:00 <{LeE}> what stuff
08:00 <Kelevra> Bastardly_One for periods of time
08:00 <Serenity> pretty sure im a man who was born without a cock
08:00 <{LeE}> Bastardly_One what r u on abbout
08:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
08:00 <Kelevra> I ate, walked around the house, got some stuff out of the shed, questioned lee on what the stuff out of the shed was (she didn't know either) then I returned and sat
08:00 <{LeE}> whhat
08:00 <{LeE}> what stuff
09:00 <{LeE}> :/
09:00 <georgeandwell> i mum knows im straight as she found my porn collection
09:00 <georgeandwell> that was last week
09:00 <{LeE}> is it normal to get cramps in ur pussy
09:00 <{LeE}> ???
09:00 <Kelevra> that blanket thing, I was trying to work out if it's a blood and pee blanket or if it's just something else completely
09:00 <{LeE}> oh yeah that thing lol
09:00 <georgeandwell> i dont think i will eat this orange, i will juice it instead
09:00 <Kelevra> I know it's from the hospital cause there was a sheet with it
09:00 <{LeE}> :/
09:00 <georgeandwell> i mum knows im straight as she found my porn collection
09:00 <georgeandwell> that was last week
09:00 <{LeE}> is it normal to get cramps in ur pussy
09:00 <{LeE}> ???
09:00 <Kelevra> that blanket thing, I was trying to work out if it's a blood and pee blanket or if it's just something else completely
09:00 <{LeE}> oh yeah that thing lol
09:00 <georgeandwell> i dont think i will eat this orange, i will juice it instead
09:00 <Kelevra> I know it's from the hospital cause there was a sheet with it
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant believe there's a bar here named Jack Ruby
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> how fkn gay
10:00 <Kelevra> I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO
10:00 <Kelevra> I'll pour water on it and see what happens
10:00 <Kelevra> fuck I'm a genius
10:00 <Kelevra> brb
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant believe there's a bar here named Jack Ruby
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> how fkn gay
10:00 <Kelevra> I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO
10:00 <Kelevra> I'll pour water on it and see what happens
10:00 <Kelevra> fuck I'm a genius
10:00 <Kelevra> brb
11:00 <Serenity> mels gona to fingerbang herself
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I WANT PICS MEL
11:00 <{LeE}> omg finally can type again
11:00 <{LeE}> ffs
11:00 <Serenity> mels gona to fingerbang herself
11:00 <MistressOfMayhem> I WANT PICS MEL
11:00 <{LeE}> omg finally can type again
11:00 <{LeE}> ffs
12:00 <{LeE}> lol Kelevra
12:00 <{LeE}> i'll go help her out 
12:00 <{LeE}> brb\
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> MistressOfGAY
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> if i were gay
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i wouldnt have kids
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> so
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> well
12:00 <{LeE}> lol Kelevra
12:00 <{LeE}> i'll go help her out 
12:00 <{LeE}> brb\
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> MistressOfGAY
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> if i were gay
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i wouldnt have kids
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> so
12:00 <MistressOfMayhem> well
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> anndd theeennn
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> wait, i had sex to have those kids.
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> sex
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> gross
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> sex. dirty sweaty rough hard sex.
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol
13:00 <ShadowLurker> theyre gone to scissor
13:00 <ShadowLurker> shlick shlick shlick shlick shlick shlick shlick shlick
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> anndd theeennn
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> wait, i had sex to have those kids.
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> sex
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> gross
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> sex. dirty sweaty rough hard sex.
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol
13:00 <ShadowLurker> theyre gone to scissor
13:00 <ShadowLurker> shlick shlick shlick shlick shlick shlick shlick shlick
14:00 <johninja> don't eat the yellow snow
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ohhh sick Warrior is on tomoz
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> id so bone tom hardy
14:00 <georgeandwell> that orange was nice
14:00 <johninja> don't eat the yellow snow
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> ohhh sick Warrior is on tomoz
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> id so bone tom hardy
14:00 <georgeandwell> that orange was nice
15:00 <johninja> grats
15:00 <simba> u wanna Bone Bane?
15:00 <georgeandwell> wot dat
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah he looks better in Warrior
15:00 <johninja> grats
15:00 <simba> u wanna Bone Bane?
15:00 <georgeandwell> wot dat
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah he looks better in Warrior
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> n thinner in rock n rolla
16:00 <johninja> could have handled the situation "more appropriately". 
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> plus hes a poof in that
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> so it wouldnt be gay
16:00 <georgeandwell> yeah im sick of rock n roll
16:00 <georgeandwell> i listen a bit
16:00 <georgeandwell> but it bores me
16:00 <johninja> <awolf> my cat has nine nipples
16:00 <johninja> <awolf> one time my mum was rubbing her belly and she found what she thought was a flea so she tried to pick it off
16:00 <johninja> <awolf> turns out it was my cats nipple
16:00 <simba> rock n roll died 15 years ago
16:00 <johninja> awolf updates 
16:00 <johninja> (in caes anyone misses him)
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> of aids
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> n thinner in rock n rolla
16:00 <johninja> could have handled the situation "more appropriately". 
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> plus hes a poof in that
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> so it wouldnt be gay
16:00 <georgeandwell> yeah im sick of rock n roll
16:00 <georgeandwell> i listen a bit
16:00 <georgeandwell> but it bores me
16:00 <johninja> <awolf> my cat has nine nipples
16:00 <johninja> <awolf> one time my mum was rubbing her belly and she found what she thought was a flea so she tried to pick it off
16:00 <johninja> <awolf> turns out it was my cats nipple
16:00 <simba> rock n roll died 15 years ago
16:00 <johninja> awolf updates 
16:00 <johninja> (in caes anyone misses him)
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> of aids
17:00 <georgeandwell> lol
17:00 <georgeandwell> lol
18:00 <georgeandwell> no more sex talk?
18:00 <georgeandwell> no more sex talk?
19:00 <johninja> i'm drained m8
19:00 <johninja> sorry
19:00 <georgeandwell> k
19:00 <georgeandwell> anyone looking forward to mangos
19:00 <georgeandwell> as i am
19:00 <johninja> i'm drained m8
19:00 <johninja> sorry
19:00 <georgeandwell> k
19:00 <georgeandwell> anyone looking forward to mangos
19:00 <georgeandwell> as i am
20:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <johninja> no
20:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <johninja> no
21:00 <simba> im unplugged from the matrix we dont get mangos just gloop that tastes like mangos
21:00 <georgeandwell> would love a mango smoothie with crushed ice
21:00 <johninja> whats are there so many songs about mangos?
21:00 <georgeandwell> maybe some whip cream on top
21:00 <simba> im unplugged from the matrix we dont get mangos just gloop that tastes like mangos
21:00 <georgeandwell> would love a mango smoothie with crushed ice
21:00 <johninja> whats are there so many songs about mangos?
21:00 <georgeandwell> maybe some whip cream on top
22:00 <georgeandwell> and some dice pieces thrown in
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> mango mmm
22:00 <georgeandwell> and some dice pieces thrown in
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> mango mmm
23:00 <georgeandwell> hey i have to say
23:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9qpCb281Y4 
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dr No - Under The Mango Tree (Mar 26, 2009) 2:38 - Category: Film and Animation - 87,174 views - 145 likes (97.3%), 4 dislikes (2.7%)
23:00 <ShadowLurker> i detect lesbian sex
23:00 <georgeandwell> the $2 mango and strawberry smmothies at hungary jacks are pretty good
23:00 <georgeandwell> hey i have to say
23:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9qpCb281Y4 
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dr No - Under The Mango Tree (Mar 26, 2009) 2:38 - Category: Film and Animation - 87,174 views - 145 likes (97.3%), 4 dislikes (2.7%)
23:00 <ShadowLurker> i detect lesbian sex
23:00 <georgeandwell> the $2 mango and strawberry smmothies at hungary jacks are pretty good
24:00 <johninja> hugarian jacl
24:00 <simba> why would you get a fruit smoothy at hungry jacks
24:00 <simba> lmbo
24:00 <simba> smoothie
24:00 <georgeandwell> vs romanian joe
24:00 <johninja> if it maeks you happy
24:00 <georgeandwell> they have them for $2
24:00 <georgeandwell> taste reall good
24:00 <johninja> hugarian jacl
24:00 <simba> why would you get a fruit smoothy at hungry jacks
24:00 <simba> lmbo
24:00 <simba> smoothie
24:00 <georgeandwell> vs romanian joe
24:00 <johninja> if it maeks you happy
24:00 <georgeandwell> they have them for $2
24:00 <georgeandwell> taste reall good
25:00 <johninja> hurts so good
25:00 <{LeE}> oooerssssssssss
25:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
25:00 <Kelevra> come on baby make it hurt so good, sometimes love don't feel like it should but it hurts so good
25:00 <ShadowLurker> megusta
25:00 <johninja> ;)
25:00 <Kelevra> totally about anal
25:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <georgeandwell> my breakfast is $2 smoothie and $2 muffin at hungary jacks
25:00 <ShadowLurker> see thats so dodge
25:00 <georgeandwell> im in heaven
25:00 <ShadowLurker> both of them come back at the same time
25:00 <ShadowLurker> they fucked
25:00 <georgeandwell> transfat heaven
25:00 <johninja> hurts so good
25:00 <{LeE}> oooerssssssssss
25:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
25:00 <Kelevra> come on baby make it hurt so good, sometimes love don't feel like it should but it hurts so good
25:00 <ShadowLurker> megusta
25:00 <johninja> ;)
25:00 <Kelevra> totally about anal
25:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <georgeandwell> my breakfast is $2 smoothie and $2 muffin at hungary jacks
25:00 <ShadowLurker> see thats so dodge
25:00 <georgeandwell> im in heaven
25:00 <ShadowLurker> both of them come back at the same time
25:00 <ShadowLurker> they fucked
25:00 <georgeandwell> transfat heaven
26:00 <DemonsRun> sometimes love don't feel like it should baby
26:00 <georgeandwell> never felt so good
26:00 <DemonsRun> hurts so good
26:00 <Kelevra> yeah she was watching me suck down water and burp
26:00 <DemonsRun> fucking
26:00 <{LeE}> lol ShadowLurker
26:00 <DemonsRun> love
26:00 <DemonsRun> that song
26:00 <Bastardly_One> well
26:00 <johninja> apparently this song is about anal too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc2UEfWjvo8
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Inner Circle - Sweat (A La La Long).mp4 (Dec 29, 2009) 4:28 - Category: Entertainment - 8,767,038 views - 31,115 likes (98.1%), 604 dislikes (1.9%)
26:00 <Bastardly_One> back
26:00 <Kelevra> it's an awesome song didn't the boss sing it
26:00 <{LeE}> we so had hot steamy sex didnt we Kelevra
26:00 <johninja> the same person told me bob marley wrote it as welll though
26:00 <DemonsRun> idk
26:00 <DemonsRun> sometimes love don't feel like it should baby
26:00 <georgeandwell> never felt so good
26:00 <DemonsRun> hurts so good
26:00 <Kelevra> yeah she was watching me suck down water and burp
26:00 <DemonsRun> fucking
26:00 <{LeE}> lol ShadowLurker
26:00 <DemonsRun> love
26:00 <DemonsRun> that song
26:00 <Bastardly_One> well
26:00 <johninja> apparently this song is about anal too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc2UEfWjvo8
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Inner Circle - Sweat (A La La Long).mp4 (Dec 29, 2009) 4:28 - Category: Entertainment - 8,767,038 views - 31,115 likes (98.1%), 604 dislikes (1.9%)
26:00 <Bastardly_One> back
26:00 <Kelevra> it's an awesome song didn't the boss sing it
26:00 <{LeE}> we so had hot steamy sex didnt we Kelevra
26:00 <johninja> the same person told me bob marley wrote it as welll though
26:00 <DemonsRun> idk
27:00 <johninja> bridge too far
27:00 <DemonsRun> I just love the 80's lol
27:00 <johninja> hmmm
27:00 <Kelevra> yes sex with passionate kisses to the vagina
27:00 <johninja> it wasn't springsteen
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> stupid skin lotion made my hands stickeh
27:00 <Kelevra> who was it then
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> coulda just jerked off
27:00 <{LeE}> yeah was so good
27:00 <Kelevra> come on john
27:00 <johninja> john mellencamp
27:00 <{LeE}> PandasDontDrive u sure it wasnt cum
27:00 <Kelevra> oh fuck it was too
27:00 <johninja> bridge too far
27:00 <DemonsRun> I just love the 80's lol
27:00 <johninja> hmmm
27:00 <Kelevra> yes sex with passionate kisses to the vagina
27:00 <johninja> it wasn't springsteen
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> stupid skin lotion made my hands stickeh
27:00 <Kelevra> who was it then
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> coulda just jerked off
27:00 <{LeE}> yeah was so good
27:00 <Kelevra> come on john
27:00 <johninja> john mellencamp
27:00 <{LeE}> PandasDontDrive u sure it wasnt cum
27:00 <Kelevra> oh fuck it was too
28:00 <johninja> thankyou youtube ;)
28:00 <georgeandwell> john deathcamp
28:00 <Kelevra> good old rock n roll, few drinks and a nice drunken dance, gets the ladies
28:00 <{LeE}> mmmmmmmmmmm sticky cum 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> any of you know this?
28:00 <{LeE}> Bastardly_One
28:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty rude this song
28:00 <DemonsRun> awww I could go a southern right now
28:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlUdqWtzQgk
28:00 <johninja> thankyou youtube ;)
28:00 <georgeandwell> john deathcamp
28:00 <Kelevra> good old rock n roll, few drinks and a nice drunken dance, gets the ladies
28:00 <{LeE}> mmmmmmmmmmm sticky cum 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> any of you know this?
28:00 <{LeE}> Bastardly_One
28:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty rude this song
28:00 <DemonsRun> awww I could go a southern right now
28:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlUdqWtzQgk
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ying Yang Twins- Wait (The Whisper Song) Uncut (Nov 28, 2009) 3:04 - Category: Music - 674,271 views - 1,932 likes (95.2%), 98 dislikes (4.8%)
29:00 <johninja> text street to 311311 for ringtones
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i made it clear it wasnt
29:00 <Bastardly_One> in good way
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> duh
29:00 <Bastardly_One> not heard it for years
29:00 <{LeE}> lol PandasDontDrive i was jokin :P
29:00 <Kelevra> I remember going toan elvis rock n roll night at the waltzy years ago and some guy danced with me so I pashed that dreadlocked pimpled mess 
29:00 <Kelevra> he never called me though
29:00 <Kelevra> =(
29:00 <johninja> lol
29:00 <{LeE}> :( 
29:00 <{LeE}> damn
29:00 <DemonsRun> damn u Kelevra 
29:00 <johninja> just in it for the dancing and kisses
29:00 <{LeE}> lol
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ying Yang Twins- Wait (The Whisper Song) Uncut (Nov 28, 2009) 3:04 - Category: Music - 674,271 views - 1,932 likes (95.2%), 98 dislikes (4.8%)
29:00 <johninja> text street to 311311 for ringtones
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i made it clear it wasnt
29:00 <Bastardly_One> in good way
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> duh
29:00 <Bastardly_One> not heard it for years
29:00 <{LeE}> lol PandasDontDrive i was jokin :P
29:00 <Kelevra> I remember going toan elvis rock n roll night at the waltzy years ago and some guy danced with me so I pashed that dreadlocked pimpled mess 
29:00 <Kelevra> he never called me though
29:00 <Kelevra> =(
29:00 <johninja> lol
29:00 <{LeE}> :( 
29:00 <{LeE}> damn
29:00 <DemonsRun> damn u Kelevra 
29:00 <johninja> just in it for the dancing and kisses
29:00 <{LeE}> lol
30:00 <Kelevra> it didn't help my mum was there screaming 'melanie don't be a fucking slut, let's go home'
30:00 <Kelevra> god she was a gem
30:00 <johninja> lol
30:00 <{LeE}> lol
30:00 <{LeE}> poor mel
30:00 <johninja> and if you cryyyy i'm gonna push it push it some more
30:00 <johninja> yepp...definatly about anal
30:00 <Kelevra> it didn't help my mum was there screaming 'melanie don't be a fucking slut, let's go home'
30:00 <Kelevra> god she was a gem
30:00 <johninja> lol
30:00 <{LeE}> lol
30:00 <{LeE}> poor mel
30:00 <johninja> and if you cryyyy i'm gonna push it push it some more
30:00 <johninja> yepp...definatly about anal
31:00 <Kelevra> the guys friend drove us home and I chased my cat in the driveway and in my drunken stooper I picked her up by the tail but she still loved me until she died
31:00 <{LeE}> lol johninja 
31:00 <{LeE}> awwwwww Kelevra
31:00 <Kelevra> I so needd another cat someday to abuse less then pieter does to his
31:00 <Kelevra> poor little fluffy
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> woa
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just realised something
31:00 <{LeE}> O_o
31:00 <{LeE}> whats that PandasDontDrive
31:00 <Kelevra> PandasDontDrive that you're old?
31:00 <Kelevra> the guys friend drove us home and I chased my cat in the driveway and in my drunken stooper I picked her up by the tail but she still loved me until she died
31:00 <{LeE}> lol johninja 
31:00 <{LeE}> awwwwww Kelevra
31:00 <Kelevra> I so needd another cat someday to abuse less then pieter does to his
31:00 <Kelevra> poor little fluffy
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> woa
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just realised something
31:00 <{LeE}> O_o
31:00 <{LeE}> whats that PandasDontDrive
31:00 <Kelevra> PandasDontDrive that you're old?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> this is only audio ... but if you kids don't know this song ... you should ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc1Y2NIG7Bs
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ying Yang Twins- pull my hair (Nov 28, 2009) 4:13 - Category: Music - 296,528 views - 689 likes (93.4%), 49 dislikes (6.6%)
32:00 <georgeandwell> i wana get a leopard cst
32:00 <georgeandwell> cat
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> that ryan gosling n emma stone have rooted in 2 movies
32:00 <johninja> in a hat
32:00 <Kelevra> lee realised that before, she vagina twitched so she's come to the conclusion that happens when you're old
32:00 <Kelevra> she = her
32:00 <{LeE}> :(
32:00 <{LeE}> it hurts 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> this is only audio ... but if you kids don't know this song ... you should ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc1Y2NIG7Bs
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ying Yang Twins- pull my hair (Nov 28, 2009) 4:13 - Category: Music - 296,528 views - 689 likes (93.4%), 49 dislikes (6.6%)
32:00 <georgeandwell> i wana get a leopard cst
32:00 <georgeandwell> cat
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> that ryan gosling n emma stone have rooted in 2 movies
32:00 <johninja> in a hat
32:00 <Kelevra> lee realised that before, she vagina twitched so she's come to the conclusion that happens when you're old
32:00 <Kelevra> she = her
32:00 <{LeE}> :(
32:00 <{LeE}> it hurts 
33:00 <{LeE}> makes me jump
33:00 <Kelevra> emma stone is pretty hot for a fire crotch
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> red heads mmm
33:00 <johninja> i don't even know who those people are
33:00 <johninja> everyone will forget about them in a couple of years anyways
33:00 <johninja> whats the point?
33:00 <{LeE}> johninja that they fucked 2 times
33:00 <johninja> i see
33:00 <Kelevra> emma stone is the chick from easy a
33:00 <{LeE}> in 2 movies
33:00 <{LeE}> makes me jump
33:00 <Kelevra> emma stone is pretty hot for a fire crotch
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> red heads mmm
33:00 <johninja> i don't even know who those people are
33:00 <johninja> everyone will forget about them in a couple of years anyways
33:00 <johninja> whats the point?
33:00 <{LeE}> johninja that they fucked 2 times
33:00 <johninja> i see
33:00 <Kelevra> emma stone is the chick from easy a
33:00 <{LeE}> in 2 movies
34:00 <Kelevra> ryan gossling was in some annoying movie this year about a motorbike stunt man
34:00 <{LeE}> why arn't i dead yet ?
34:00 <johninja> i actually just realised i'm old
34:00 <johninja> don't know wtf you kids are talking about
34:00 <Kelevra> how old are you johninja?
34:00 <{LeE}> johninja ur not old
34:00 <{LeE}> ur 23
34:00 <johninja> back in my day people wouldn't even have sex in movies
34:00 <johninja> 30 lol
34:00 <Kelevra> ryan gossling was in some annoying movie this year about a motorbike stunt man
34:00 <{LeE}> why arn't i dead yet ?
34:00 <johninja> i actually just realised i'm old
34:00 <johninja> don't know wtf you kids are talking about
34:00 <Kelevra> how old are you johninja?
34:00 <{LeE}> johninja ur not old
34:00 <{LeE}> ur 23
34:00 <johninja> back in my day people wouldn't even have sex in movies
34:00 <johninja> 30 lol
35:00 <johninja> wow
35:00 <{LeE}> lol 
35:00 <johninja> i look 23?
35:00 <johninja> why thankyou
35:00 <{LeE}> yeah
35:00 <{LeE}> well around that yes
35:00 <Kelevra> johninja has less wrinkles then the average vagina on irc
35:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> well
35:00 <{LeE}> O_O
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you know you've lost enough weight when your bracelets fall off
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> -.-
35:00 <Kelevra> oh I hate that
35:00 <{LeE}> :/
35:00 <johninja> wow
35:00 <{LeE}> lol 
35:00 <johninja> i look 23?
35:00 <johninja> why thankyou
35:00 <{LeE}> yeah
35:00 <{LeE}> well around that yes
35:00 <Kelevra> johninja has less wrinkles then the average vagina on irc
35:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> well
35:00 <{LeE}> O_O
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you know you've lost enough weight when your bracelets fall off
35:00 <MistressOfMayhem> -.-
35:00 <Kelevra> oh I hate that
35:00 <{LeE}> :/
36:00 <{LeE}> wish i had stuff like ythat
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> stuff like what?
36:00 <Kelevra> it's a beauty when it happens to other people and you gain jewelery though
36:00 <{LeE}> no cunt ever buys me shit i need a realllly good man ay 
36:00 <{LeE}> lol Kelevra
36:00 <johninja> i would be more worried that i was wearing a breacelt tbh
36:00 <Skrotus> you could buy it yourself
36:00 <johninja> "wtf happend to you maaannnn"
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Kelevra its a pandora bracelet, full of charms. sooo heavy & now it just falls off
36:00 <{LeE}> johninja well yeah ur a guy
36:00 <partay> Skrotus well said
36:00 <georgeandwell> the only jewerly i like are bars of 24carat gold
36:00 <{LeE}> Skrotus no fun in that 
36:00 <{LeE}> wish i had stuff like ythat
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> stuff like what?
36:00 <Kelevra> it's a beauty when it happens to other people and you gain jewelery though
36:00 <{LeE}> no cunt ever buys me shit i need a realllly good man ay 
36:00 <{LeE}> lol Kelevra
36:00 <johninja> i would be more worried that i was wearing a breacelt tbh
36:00 <Skrotus> you could buy it yourself
36:00 <johninja> "wtf happend to you maaannnn"
36:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Kelevra its a pandora bracelet, full of charms. sooo heavy & now it just falls off
36:00 <{LeE}> johninja well yeah ur a guy
36:00 <partay> Skrotus well said
36:00 <georgeandwell> the only jewerly i like are bars of 24carat gold
36:00 <{LeE}> Skrotus no fun in that 
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i can get my ring off after a year of not being able to
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> goodbye baby weight!
37:00 <johninja> i don't even have a watch
37:00 <Kelevra> MistressOfMayhem that's shit, I'd imagine you can't get it shortened due to losing charms
37:00 <{LeE}> johninja not many ppl do
37:00 <{LeE}> i havent had one since i got a mobile
37:00 <{LeE}> LOL
37:00 <johninja> me kucky charmsss!
37:00 <johninja> yeah lol
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Kelevra idk im gunna go in & see if i can swap it for a shorter bracelet. it was a gift and was too big anyway, then i fell pregnant and it fit fine
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> haha
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> i can get my ring off after a year of not being able to
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> goodbye baby weight!
37:00 <johninja> i don't even have a watch
37:00 <Kelevra> MistressOfMayhem that's shit, I'd imagine you can't get it shortened due to losing charms
37:00 <{LeE}> johninja not many ppl do
37:00 <{LeE}> i havent had one since i got a mobile
37:00 <{LeE}> LOL
37:00 <johninja> me kucky charmsss!
37:00 <johninja> yeah lol
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Kelevra idk im gunna go in & see if i can swap it for a shorter bracelet. it was a gift and was too big anyway, then i fell pregnant and it fit fine
37:00 <MistressOfMayhem> haha
38:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <{LeE}> lol johninja ur what now
38:00 <Kelevra> I like males who wear jewelery just not if it's nicer then my jewelery, had an ex with this stunning ring I still regret not stealing
38:00 <johninja> yeah drunk and broken keyboard
38:00 <johninja> fml
38:00 <Kelevra> I wonder if I had sex with him if he'd give it to me
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> had sex with who?
38:00 <Kelevra> MistressOfMayhem just never get rid of the jewelery it's a sin
38:00 <{LeE}> MistressOfMayhem who r u ?
38:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <{LeE}> lol johninja ur what now
38:00 <Kelevra> I like males who wear jewelery just not if it's nicer then my jewelery, had an ex with this stunning ring I still regret not stealing
38:00 <johninja> yeah drunk and broken keyboard
38:00 <johninja> fml
38:00 <Kelevra> I wonder if I had sex with him if he'd give it to me
38:00 <MistressOfMayhem> had sex with who?
38:00 <Kelevra> MistressOfMayhem just never get rid of the jewelery it's a sin
38:00 <{LeE}> MistressOfMayhem who r u ?
39:00 <Kelevra> the ex with the stunning ring I wanted to steal
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Amz ty. i dont pm sorry mate
39:00 <blue> hi johninja
39:00 <johninja> yeh m8
39:00 <johninja> hi blue
39:00 <{LeE}> :(
39:00 <{LeE}> i'm no male
39:00 <Kelevra> it's the ex who licked my asshole and decides to bring it up whenever I feel comfortable to make me feel uncomfortable
39:00 <Kelevra> =\
39:00 <blue> how are you johninja
39:00 <johninja> pretty good thanks
39:00 <{LeE}> i feel so wow i dont know shocked 
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Kelevra but did you enjoy it, is the question
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmfao
39:00 <johninja> yourself?
39:00 <Kelevra> the ex with the stunning ring I wanted to steal
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Amz ty. i dont pm sorry mate
39:00 <blue> hi johninja
39:00 <johninja> yeh m8
39:00 <johninja> hi blue
39:00 <{LeE}> :(
39:00 <{LeE}> i'm no male
39:00 <Kelevra> it's the ex who licked my asshole and decides to bring it up whenever I feel comfortable to make me feel uncomfortable
39:00 <Kelevra> =\
39:00 <blue> how are you johninja
39:00 <johninja> pretty good thanks
39:00 <{LeE}> i feel so wow i dont know shocked 
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Kelevra but did you enjoy it, is the question
39:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lmfao
39:00 <johninja> yourself?
40:00 <Kelevra> nah it was like a cat lapping at my asshole
40:00 <blue> what you done today 
40:00 <Kelevra> it was very concerning
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lee, im a newb
40:00 <johninja> i don't really want to talk about it
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> here anyway
40:00 <blue> ok
40:00 <{LeE}> MistressOfMayhem ohh kool
40:00 <blue> what you done tonight
40:00 <johninja> lol
40:00 <johninja> ate and watched telly
40:00 <blue> ok me to
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Kelevra i think i would kick matt's ass if he tried that shit on me
40:00 <Kelevra> at first I was like 'hrmmmm' then I was like 'does he realise or is he that out of it' then I just totally was like 'okay lets have sex and you do it from behind cause if you try to kiss me this is going to get messy
40:00 <blue> hi mew
40:00 <Kelevra> nah it was like a cat lapping at my asshole
40:00 <blue> what you done today 
40:00 <Kelevra> it was very concerning
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lee, im a newb
40:00 <johninja> i don't really want to talk about it
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> here anyway
40:00 <blue> ok
40:00 <{LeE}> MistressOfMayhem ohh kool
40:00 <blue> what you done tonight
40:00 <johninja> lol
40:00 <johninja> ate and watched telly
40:00 <blue> ok me to
40:00 <MistressOfMayhem> Kelevra i think i would kick matt's ass if he tried that shit on me
40:00 <Kelevra> at first I was like 'hrmmmm' then I was like 'does he realise or is he that out of it' then I just totally was like 'okay lets have sex and you do it from behind cause if you try to kiss me this is going to get messy
40:00 <blue> hi mew
41:00 <Kelevra> I've only kicked a man in the face for biting
41:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ooooo ouch
41:00 <georgeandwell> is $4 for breakfast a good deal
41:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you dont like biting?
41:00 <Kelevra> not on the flaps
41:00 <simba> g lined? lol
41:00 <Kelevra> I've only kicked a man in the face for biting
41:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ooooo ouch
41:00 <georgeandwell> is $4 for breakfast a good deal
41:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you dont like biting?
41:00 <Kelevra> not on the flaps
41:00 <simba> g lined? lol
42:00 <Kelevra> johns been a naughty christian
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ahhh
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ouch
42:00 <Serenity> lol what did he do D:
42:00 <milk> unfaithful?
42:00 <Kelevra> I bet he showed his cock to longie again
42:00 <Kelevra> wb john, who'd you inger or show your genitals to?
42:00 <johninja> ERROR Closing link ([email protected]) [G-Lined: You are not the police]
42:00 <Serenity> tsk tsk
42:00 <johninja> lel
42:00 <Kelevra> finger*
42:00 <Serenity> what did you do
42:00 <Kelevra> johns been a naughty christian
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ahhh
42:00 <MistressOfMayhem> ouch
42:00 <Serenity> lol what did he do D:
42:00 <milk> unfaithful?
42:00 <Kelevra> I bet he showed his cock to longie again
42:00 <Kelevra> wb john, who'd you inger or show your genitals to?
42:00 <johninja> ERROR Closing link ([email protected]) [G-Lined: You are not the police]
42:00 <Serenity> tsk tsk
42:00 <johninja> lel
42:00 <Kelevra> finger*
42:00 <Serenity> what did you do
43:00 <johninja> what happened?
43:00 <johninja> did i get z-lined under this?
43:00 <johninja> haha
43:00 <{LeE}> wtf just happend 
43:00 <Kelevra> did you try to change your nickname?
43:00 <johninja> ohh i thought it would be funny to "johninja was killed by police
43:00 <Kelevra> johns a naughty evader
43:00 <johninja> but yeah..apparently someone has no sense of humour
43:00 <milk> not many people do
43:00 <Kelevra> yeah you can't have police I don't think
43:00 <johninja> what happened?
43:00 <johninja> did i get z-lined under this?
43:00 <johninja> haha
43:00 <{LeE}> wtf just happend 
43:00 <Kelevra> did you try to change your nickname?
43:00 <johninja> ohh i thought it would be funny to "johninja was killed by police
43:00 <Kelevra> johns a naughty evader
43:00 <johninja> but yeah..apparently someone has no sense of humour
43:00 <milk> not many people do
43:00 <Kelevra> yeah you can't have police I don't think
44:00 <blue> you got up early today johninja
44:00 <georgeandwell> been a while since i had a rockmelon smoothie with crush ice
44:00 <Kelevra> blue is very observative
44:00 <Kelevra> and stalkerish
44:00 <blue> i am talking ok
44:00 <blue> you got up early today johninja
44:00 <georgeandwell> been a while since i had a rockmelon smoothie with crush ice
44:00 <Kelevra> blue is very observative
44:00 <Kelevra> and stalkerish
44:00 <blue> i am talking ok
45:00 <Kelevra> noted
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LOL
45:00 <blue> ok bye
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you got told Kelevra
45:00 <Kelevra> I know hey
45:00 <Kelevra> I'M TALKING OK
45:00 <FBI> trying 2 chat here
45:00 <FBI> sheesh
45:00 <blue> you hate me kelevra
45:00 <Kelevra> clear the fucking way
45:00 <Kelevra> noted
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> LOL
45:00 <blue> ok bye
45:00 <MistressOfMayhem> you got told Kelevra
45:00 <Kelevra> I know hey
45:00 <Kelevra> I'M TALKING OK
45:00 <FBI> trying 2 chat here
45:00 <FBI> sheesh
45:00 <blue> you hate me kelevra
45:00 <Kelevra> clear the fucking way
46:00 <Kelevra> why do I hate you? 
46:00 <{LeE}> lol wow
46:00 <{LeE}> wtf is going on here  now
46:00 <Kelevra> hate is a very strong emotion, maybe I secretly loov you
46:00 <blue> i said i talk to much
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> {LeE} you blink you miss it
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol
46:00 <druidess> hands the mic to blue 
46:00 <{LeE}> MistressOfMayhem no u dont
46:00 <Kelevra> blue you said you talk too much?
46:00 <{LeE}> :/
46:00 <Kelevra> why do I hate you? 
46:00 <{LeE}> lol wow
46:00 <{LeE}> wtf is going on here  now
46:00 <Kelevra> hate is a very strong emotion, maybe I secretly loov you
46:00 <blue> i said i talk to much
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> {LeE} you blink you miss it
46:00 <MistressOfMayhem> lol
46:00 <druidess> hands the mic to blue 
46:00 <{LeE}> MistressOfMayhem no u dont
46:00 <Kelevra> blue you said you talk too much?
46:00 <{LeE}> :/
47:00 <georgeandwell> Kelevra whats ur address
47:00 <Kelevra> well thats a pretty vague question
47:00 <{LeE}> georgeandwell she lives in the gutter alright
47:00 <FBI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBwMvFQYlz4 
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Moe Syzslak Connection - Moe, Moe, Moe (Jul 26, 2011) 0:58 - Category: Comedy - 51,942 views - 313 likes (99.1%), 3 dislikes (0.9%)
47:00 <Kelevra> I live next to the bin pile in a park south of carrum downs
47:00 <georgeandwell> Kelevra whats ur address
47:00 <Kelevra> well thats a pretty vague question
47:00 <{LeE}> georgeandwell she lives in the gutter alright
47:00 <FBI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBwMvFQYlz4 
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Moe Syzslak Connection - Moe, Moe, Moe (Jul 26, 2011) 0:58 - Category: Comedy - 51,942 views - 313 likes (99.1%), 3 dislikes (0.9%)
47:00 <Kelevra> I live next to the bin pile in a park south of carrum downs
48:00 <Kelevra> I dig blankets
48:00 <Kelevra> I have 3..
48:00 <{LeE}> oh i know u do
48:00 <Kelevra> I dig blankets
48:00 <Kelevra> I have 3..
48:00 <{LeE}> oh i know u do
49:00 <{LeE}> i cant count how many i have
49:00 <Kelevra> if we were all in the same state we could take over this park and build a giant blanket fort
49:00 <{LeE}> i think i gave 3 to my mum n i still have like 4 or 5
49:00 <FBI> solid plan
49:00 <FBI> i think the occupy protesters tried that
49:00 <georgeandwell> i wana fly away
49:00 <FBI> didn't end well
49:00 <georgeandwell> to heaven
49:00 <{LeE}> Kelevra sounds like a plan
49:00 <Kelevra> LOL FBI
49:00 <{LeE}> i cant count how many i have
49:00 <Kelevra> if we were all in the same state we could take over this park and build a giant blanket fort
49:00 <{LeE}> i think i gave 3 to my mum n i still have like 4 or 5
49:00 <FBI> solid plan
49:00 <FBI> i think the occupy protesters tried that
49:00 <georgeandwell> i wana fly away
49:00 <FBI> didn't end well
49:00 <georgeandwell> to heaven
49:00 <{LeE}> Kelevra sounds like a plan
49:00 <Kelevra> LOL FBI
50:00 <Kelevra> death to all blanket forts
50:00 <{LeE}> lol
50:00 <Kelevra> I never want to be in a protest I saw this recent one in aus where uni students threw their shoes
50:00 <FBI> lol
50:00 <Kelevra> I kept thinking 'did they wear their shitty shoes, why waste money, why throw shoes'
50:00 <Kelevra> death to all blanket forts
50:00 <{LeE}> lol
50:00 <Kelevra> I never want to be in a protest I saw this recent one in aus where uni students threw their shoes
50:00 <FBI> lol
50:00 <Kelevra> I kept thinking 'did they wear their shitty shoes, why waste money, why throw shoes'
51:00 <doctor> they have enough money to throw away their shoes, they have no right to complain
51:00 <doctor> exactly
51:00 <FBI> sticking it to the 'man'
51:00 <georgeandwell> thats what arabs do
51:00 <Maurice> Who throws a shoe? Honestly? That really hurt
51:00 <georgeandwell> if thye hate ya they will throw their shoe at u
51:00 <FBI> shoes>rubber bullets
51:00 <Maurice> They do it on Jerry Springer all the time
51:00 <Maurice> Throw steelcaps
51:00 <Kelevra> I just bring to caution to the shoe throwing
51:00 <doctor> they have enough money to throw away their shoes, they have no right to complain
51:00 <doctor> exactly
51:00 <FBI> sticking it to the 'man'
51:00 <georgeandwell> thats what arabs do
51:00 <Maurice> Who throws a shoe? Honestly? That really hurt
51:00 <georgeandwell> if thye hate ya they will throw their shoe at u
51:00 <FBI> shoes>rubber bullets
51:00 <Maurice> They do it on Jerry Springer all the time
51:00 <Maurice> Throw steelcaps
51:00 <Kelevra> I just bring to caution to the shoe throwing
52:00 <Kelevra> it's not acceptable in my books
52:00 <georgeandwell> i like the idea
52:00 <Kelevra> like I have crappy shoes but fucked if I'd go home shoeless
52:00 <FBI> throwing a show is like kicking people from great distances
52:00 <georgeandwell> as long as they are not expensive shoes
52:00 <FBI> i have no problem with it
52:00 <georgeandwell> good call
52:00 <Kelevra> it's not acceptable in my books
52:00 <georgeandwell> i like the idea
52:00 <Kelevra> like I have crappy shoes but fucked if I'd go home shoeless
52:00 <FBI> throwing a show is like kicking people from great distances
52:00 <georgeandwell> as long as they are not expensive shoes
52:00 <FBI> i have no problem with it
52:00 <georgeandwell> good call
53:00 <Kelevra> nah I'd not do the shoe throwing
53:00 <doctor> If I'm mad at someone I normally take it like a man and weep in front of the mirror
53:00 <FBI> lol
53:00 <FBI> you could just yell loudly at them i guess
53:00 <FBI> that will leanr those facist pigs!
53:00 <Kelevra> When I'm mad I just grab my boobs and scream
53:00 <Kelevra> it usually ends up with me laughing
53:00 <FBI> yeah i think i would laugh too
53:00 <doctor> I should try that
53:00 <FBI> then get horny
53:00 <Kelevra> I find it hilarious I was a late bloomer
53:00 <Kelevra> nah I'd not do the shoe throwing
53:00 <doctor> If I'm mad at someone I normally take it like a man and weep in front of the mirror
53:00 <FBI> lol
53:00 <FBI> you could just yell loudly at them i guess
53:00 <FBI> that will leanr those facist pigs!
53:00 <Kelevra> When I'm mad I just grab my boobs and scream
53:00 <Kelevra> it usually ends up with me laughing
53:00 <FBI> yeah i think i would laugh too
53:00 <doctor> I should try that
53:00 <FBI> then get horny
53:00 <Kelevra> I find it hilarious I was a late bloomer
54:00 <Kelevra> nah I dunno if I can aroused with having my teets fondled
54:00 <FBI> i am easily aroused :/
54:00 <Maurice> I need to see video of that, Kelevra
54:00 <{LeE}> gotta love it when u can blow someones cover n they have no clue
54:00 <Kelevra> nah I dunno if I can aroused with having my teets fondled
54:00 <FBI> i am easily aroused :/
54:00 <Maurice> I need to see video of that, Kelevra
54:00 <{LeE}> gotta love it when u can blow someones cover n they have no clue
55:00 <Maurice> Who are you blowing
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn y did i put washing in
55:00 <{LeE}> no one
55:00 <Kelevra> it's utterly awesome when you can't predict your own actions
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana go sleeps!
55:00 <{LeE}> lol geebaz
55:00 <Kelevra> it's like naked rage
55:00 <Kelevra> it's happened to me twice
55:00 <Kelevra> it's fucking epic and I wish it was on film
55:00 <{LeE}> lol
55:00 <Kelevra> dylan said it's scary naked
55:00 <Kelevra> lol
55:00 <{LeE}> hahahahahahahaha
55:00 <georgeandwell> were u possessed by a demon
55:00 <Maurice> Who are you blowing
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn y did i put washing in
55:00 <{LeE}> no one
55:00 <Kelevra> it's utterly awesome when you can't predict your own actions
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana go sleeps!
55:00 <{LeE}> lol geebaz
55:00 <Kelevra> it's like naked rage
55:00 <Kelevra> it's happened to me twice
55:00 <Kelevra> it's fucking epic and I wish it was on film
55:00 <{LeE}> lol
55:00 <Kelevra> dylan said it's scary naked
55:00 <Kelevra> lol
55:00 <{LeE}> hahahahahahahaha
55:00 <georgeandwell> were u possessed by a demon
56:00 <milk> there is nothing wrong with swinging a woman around by the tits
56:00 <{LeE}> ouchhhhhhhhh
56:00 <Kelevra> nah it was all about the washing and we started fighting cause i made the bed with him in it
56:00 <{LeE}> milk no thats so wrong
56:00 <georgeandwell> i have been possesed a few times in my life
56:00 <faux> A  grieving woman was so devastated by her husband’s death that she couldn’t bear to report it – and slept next to his corpse for almost a year.
56:00 <faux> It’s thought that he died of an asthma attack in November last year, but his beloved 69-year-old wife, who hasn’t been named, continued to sleep next to the grisly remains, despite the smell of decomposition
56:00 <faux> lol.
56:00 <georgeandwell> the spirit stayed for a few years then left
56:00 <{LeE}> hahahahaha Kelevra i remember u tolds me about that
56:00 <Kelevra> I was all 'YEAH CUNT YOU JUST WANNA LAY IN BED, DO YOU WANT ME NAKED ALL THE FKN TIME, THATS WHAT BED IS FOR'
56:00 <Maurice> Oh eww
56:00 <FBI> now thats love
56:00 <milk> there is nothing wrong with swinging a woman around by the tits
56:00 <{LeE}> ouchhhhhhhhh
56:00 <Kelevra> nah it was all about the washing and we started fighting cause i made the bed with him in it
56:00 <{LeE}> milk no thats so wrong
56:00 <georgeandwell> i have been possesed a few times in my life
56:00 <faux> A  grieving woman was so devastated by her husband’s death that she couldn’t bear to report it – and slept next to his corpse for almost a year.
56:00 <faux> It’s thought that he died of an asthma attack in November last year, but his beloved 69-year-old wife, who hasn’t been named, continued to sleep next to the grisly remains, despite the smell of decomposition
56:00 <faux> lol.
56:00 <georgeandwell> the spirit stayed for a few years then left
56:00 <{LeE}> hahahahaha Kelevra i remember u tolds me about that
56:00 <Kelevra> I was all 'YEAH CUNT YOU JUST WANNA LAY IN BED, DO YOU WANT ME NAKED ALL THE FKN TIME, THATS WHAT BED IS FOR'
56:00 <Maurice> Oh eww
56:00 <FBI> now thats love
57:00 <faux> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/19/article-2510068-19837E5B00000578-441_634x1018.jpg
57:00 <faux> love?
57:00 <Kelevra> then I got naked and angry then he was all scared looking so I got dressed and did the washing
57:00 <faux> lol
57:00 <faux> thats mental instability.
57:00 <Kelevra> my anger is weird 
57:00 <{LeE}> lmfao
57:00 <georgeandwell> i dont like being naked
57:00 <faux> 'It takes at least a week to reach such a state. In this case the body had rotten in the bed and his internal organs had melted and liquefied.
57:00 <georgeandwell> unless the situation requires that i be
57:00 <faux> grosss
57:00 <{LeE}> i love being naked Kelevra knows this
57:00 <georgeandwell> naked
57:00 <faux> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/19/article-2510068-19837E5B00000578-441_634x1018.jpg
57:00 <faux> love?
57:00 <Kelevra> then I got naked and angry then he was all scared looking so I got dressed and did the washing
57:00 <faux> lol
57:00 <faux> thats mental instability.
57:00 <Kelevra> my anger is weird 
57:00 <{LeE}> lmfao
57:00 <georgeandwell> i dont like being naked
57:00 <faux> 'It takes at least a week to reach such a state. In this case the body had rotten in the bed and his internal organs had melted and liquefied.
57:00 <georgeandwell> unless the situation requires that i be
57:00 <faux> grosss
57:00 <{LeE}> i love being naked Kelevra knows this
57:00 <georgeandwell> naked
58:00 <milk> \mummified
58:00 <georgeandwell> feels weird, i dont make a good nudist
58:00 <Kelevra> faux thats love
58:00 <{LeE}> i ether walk around in a towel or a top n undies or a bra n pants 
58:00 <Kelevra> I'm not a nudest, I was clothed
58:00 <faux> [22:56] <FBI> now thats love
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck the news
58:00 <faux> [22:56] <faux> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/19/article-2510068-19837E5B00000578-441_634x1018.jpg
58:00 <faux> [22:57] <faux> love?
58:00 <faux> [22:57] <faux> thats mental instability.
58:00 <Kelevra> then crazy naked lady took over
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> use www.thefreedaily.com.au
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> i think thats the url anywho lol
58:00 <milk> \mummified
58:00 <georgeandwell> feels weird, i dont make a good nudist
58:00 <Kelevra> faux thats love
58:00 <{LeE}> i ether walk around in a towel or a top n undies or a bra n pants 
58:00 <Kelevra> I'm not a nudest, I was clothed
58:00 <faux> [22:56] <FBI> now thats love
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> fuck the news
58:00 <faux> [22:56] <faux> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/19/article-2510068-19837E5B00000578-441_634x1018.jpg
58:00 <faux> [22:57] <faux> love?
58:00 <faux> [22:57] <faux> thats mental instability.
58:00 <Kelevra> then crazy naked lady took over
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> use www.thefreedaily.com.au
58:00 <WaixYourLegs> i think thats the url anywho lol
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> www.thenewdaily.com.au
59:00 <georgeandwell> although i usually just wear boxers and a wifebeater
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> free news, all the time
59:00 <georgeandwell> often no shirt ..
59:00 <Maurice> I wear a 3 piece shirt
59:00 <Maurice> Thats my comfort outfit
59:00 <Maurice> Er, suit*
59:00 <georgeandwell> but being totally naked around teh house...feels very weird
59:00 <Kelevra> georgeandwell well I picture you to be utterly skinny and asian so that's an acceptable attire
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> oh
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> www.thenewdaily.com.au
59:00 <georgeandwell> although i usually just wear boxers and a wifebeater
59:00 <WaixYourLegs> free news, all the time
59:00 <georgeandwell> often no shirt ..
59:00 <Maurice> I wear a 3 piece shirt
59:00 <Maurice> Thats my comfort outfit
59:00 <Maurice> Er, suit*
59:00 <georgeandwell> but being totally naked around teh house...feels very weird
59:00 <Kelevra> georgeandwell well I picture you to be utterly skinny and asian so that's an acceptable attire
00:00 <georgeandwell> thats good loafing around the house attire
00:00 <Kelevra> Maurice 3 pieces!!!
00:00 <simba> so what becomes of u my love,,
00:00 <georgeandwell> the most comfort for watching tv
00:00 <FBI> trackies in winter boxers in summer
00:00 <Maurice> A shirt, a waistcoat and a stunningly tailored coat
00:00 <FBI> 2 types of clothing
00:00 <Kelevra> you're one swarve mother fucker Maurice
00:00 <Maurice> Fuck yeah
00:00 <georgeandwell> thats good loafing around the house attire
00:00 <Kelevra> Maurice 3 pieces!!!
00:00 <simba> so what becomes of u my love,,
00:00 <georgeandwell> the most comfort for watching tv
00:00 <FBI> trackies in winter boxers in summer
00:00 <Maurice> A shirt, a waistcoat and a stunningly tailored coat
00:00 <FBI> 2 types of clothing
00:00 <Kelevra> you're one swarve mother fucker Maurice
00:00 <Maurice> Fuck yeah
01:00 <milk> suave
01:00 <georgeandwell> yeah but i wear my bonds wifebeater all year round
01:00 <Kelevra> =D
01:00 <FBI> milke
01:00 <milk> ?
01:00 <Maurice> In reality, I'm wearing elmo 3/4 pj pants and a singlet
01:00 <Maurice> So sexy
01:00 <simba> faux that pixture what the fuck 
01:00 <georgeandwell> this is the one that alf from home and away would approve...blue truckie singlet
01:00 <milk> suave
01:00 <georgeandwell> yeah but i wear my bonds wifebeater all year round
01:00 <Kelevra> =D
01:00 <FBI> milke
01:00 <milk> ?
01:00 <Maurice> In reality, I'm wearing elmo 3/4 pj pants and a singlet
01:00 <Maurice> So sexy
01:00 <simba> faux that pixture what the fuck 
01:00 <georgeandwell> this is the one that alf from home and away would approve...blue truckie singlet
02:00 <faux> did you read what i pasted simba
02:00 <Kelevra> I found my pj's today well lacey nighties, I realised today I use to dress like a whore who was getting some
02:00 <Kelevra> I don't recall getting any with lacey clothes though
02:00 <georgeandwell> maybe it was one of ur other personalities
02:00 <faux> did you read what i pasted simba
02:00 <Kelevra> I found my pj's today well lacey nighties, I realised today I use to dress like a whore who was getting some
02:00 <Kelevra> I don't recall getting any with lacey clothes though
02:00 <georgeandwell> maybe it was one of ur other personalities
03:00 <georgeandwell> who went out and bought it
03:00 <Maurice> I wonder if the fact he's clutching his abdomen, mouth open gasping, helped them decide it was asthma
03:00 <Kelevra> if you can't walk around in the house in it, there's no point in owning it I say
03:00 <Kelevra> georgeandwell maybe
03:00 <simba> yes faux
03:00 <milk> life is meant for freeballing
03:00 <Maurice> Btw, where are his pants?
03:00 <FBI> well said milk
03:00 <Maurice> How come the jacket survived
03:00 <{LeE}> i have big ass ballls
03:00 <{LeE}> u should see em
03:00 <georgeandwell> who went out and bought it
03:00 <Maurice> I wonder if the fact he's clutching his abdomen, mouth open gasping, helped them decide it was asthma
03:00 <Kelevra> if you can't walk around in the house in it, there's no point in owning it I say
03:00 <Kelevra> georgeandwell maybe
03:00 <simba> yes faux
03:00 <milk> life is meant for freeballing
03:00 <Maurice> Btw, where are his pants?
03:00 <FBI> well said milk
03:00 <Maurice> How come the jacket survived
03:00 <{LeE}> i have big ass ballls
03:00 <{LeE}> u should see em
04:00 <{LeE}> i dont think any one can beat the size of my balls
04:00 <FBI> my junk wasn't made to be confined to tight spaces
04:00 <faux> gross
04:00 <{LeE}> mine hang in the wind
04:00 <{LeE}> every day n night
04:00 <Serenity> Maurice. are you thinking what im thinking b1
04:00 <{LeE}> i dont think any one can beat the size of my balls
04:00 <FBI> my junk wasn't made to be confined to tight spaces
04:00 <faux> gross
04:00 <{LeE}> mine hang in the wind
04:00 <{LeE}> every day n night
04:00 <Serenity> Maurice. are you thinking what im thinking b1
05:00 <milk> no one hangs their balls in the wind
05:00 <Kelevra> she would've taken the pants off to clean the shit pouring out of his asshole 1.5 hours into his death
05:00 <faux> she was prob still boning him
05:00 <{LeE}> milk i do
05:00 <faux> and likd the fact he lasted longer than 2 mins
05:00 <milk> no one hangs their balls in the wind
05:00 <Kelevra> she would've taken the pants off to clean the shit pouring out of his asshole 1.5 hours into his death
05:00 <faux> she was prob still boning him
05:00 <{LeE}> milk i do
05:00 <faux> and likd the fact he lasted longer than 2 mins
06:00 <{LeE}> milk the awesome thing is they hang where ever i put them and every one can see them i dont wear pants 
06:00 <milk> do you know what happens when you hang your balls in the wind?
06:00 <Kelevra> the boning isn't cool, but I appreciate the fact she kept him so long, it's romantic
06:00 <Kelevra> but if they have kids they'd find it pretty fucked up what mummy did
06:00 <FBI> i kind of agree
06:00 <milk> you'd never guess
06:00 <georgeandwell> u can freeze someone
06:00 <Kelevra> 69yrs old you're still with it
06:00 <FBI> even though he stank like fuck
06:00 <georgeandwell> just get one of them pauls icecream frezers
06:00 <FBI> i imagine it would be like being in a relationship with georgeandwell
06:00 <{LeE}> milk the awesome thing is they hang where ever i put them and every one can see them i dont wear pants 
06:00 <milk> do you know what happens when you hang your balls in the wind?
06:00 <Kelevra> the boning isn't cool, but I appreciate the fact she kept him so long, it's romantic
06:00 <Kelevra> but if they have kids they'd find it pretty fucked up what mummy did
06:00 <FBI> i kind of agree
06:00 <milk> you'd never guess
06:00 <georgeandwell> u can freeze someone
06:00 <Kelevra> 69yrs old you're still with it
06:00 <FBI> even though he stank like fuck
06:00 <georgeandwell> just get one of them pauls icecream frezers
06:00 <FBI> i imagine it would be like being in a relationship with georgeandwell
07:00 <Serenity> norman bates eat your hear tout
07:00 <Kelevra> how long did she keep him at home?
07:00 <Maurice> TOUT
07:00 <georgeandwell> u dont need to stuff them...just get a frezzer
07:00 <Maurice> Nov last yr
07:00 <Kelevra> oh that's pretty far out there
07:00 <georgeandwell> preferably an upright one
07:00 <Kelevra> how did the flies not rattle at the windows
07:00 <Serenity> norman bates eat your hear tout
07:00 <Kelevra> how long did she keep him at home?
07:00 <Maurice> TOUT
07:00 <georgeandwell> u dont need to stuff them...just get a frezzer
07:00 <Maurice> Nov last yr
07:00 <Kelevra> oh that's pretty far out there
07:00 <georgeandwell> preferably an upright one
07:00 <Kelevra> how did the flies not rattle at the windows
08:00 <georgeandwell> and everytime u want to see your loved one
08:00 <milk> nah, send him to the abbotoir
08:00 <georgeandwell> u just open the fridge door....and they are right there
08:00 <Maurice> I know, if it was Cam i'd roll him out the front to wait for the coroner and go hunting for his life insurance policy
08:00 <Kelevra> my auntie dropped dead and was home for 3 weeks alone and the neighbours were alerted by the flies buzzing at the windows
08:00 <Serenity> when babies pass away, im some places you can use whats old a 'cold cot' where you can take them home for a little while
08:00 <georgeandwell> would u use the money from the insurance to buy the fridge ?
08:00 <Serenity> and the cot stops them breaking down
08:00 <georgeandwell> and everytime u want to see your loved one
08:00 <milk> nah, send him to the abbotoir
08:00 <georgeandwell> u just open the fridge door....and they are right there
08:00 <Maurice> I know, if it was Cam i'd roll him out the front to wait for the coroner and go hunting for his life insurance policy
08:00 <Kelevra> my auntie dropped dead and was home for 3 weeks alone and the neighbours were alerted by the flies buzzing at the windows
08:00 <Serenity> when babies pass away, im some places you can use whats old a 'cold cot' where you can take them home for a little while
08:00 <georgeandwell> would u use the money from the insurance to buy the fridge ?
08:00 <Serenity> and the cot stops them breaking down
09:00 <{LeE}> :(
09:00 <milk> like an abortion in a jar?
09:00 <Kelevra> Serenity my family has done that with a baby and we took another aunties body home to wash before she was buried
09:00 <{LeE}> :(
09:00 <milk> like an abortion in a jar?
09:00 <Kelevra> Serenity my family has done that with a baby and we took another aunties body home to wash before she was buried
10:00 <Serenity> dont be fucking stupid milk
10:00 <Kelevra> LOL Maurice
10:00 <Kelevra> don't lie, you'd get the kids to wheel him out
10:00 <georgeandwell> im gonna be frozen
10:00 <Maurice> Lol true
10:00 <Maurice> He'd be heavy
10:00 <Kelevra> EARN YOUR KEEP YA BRATS
10:00 <FBI> i'm either going to be scattered in outer space or build my own tomb
10:00 <georgeandwell> im actually gonna go to the antartica
10:00 <Serenity> i kinda did it with maggie. she was in the room with me for a couple days before i went home
10:00 <Serenity> dont be fucking stupid milk
10:00 <Kelevra> LOL Maurice
10:00 <Kelevra> don't lie, you'd get the kids to wheel him out
10:00 <georgeandwell> im gonna be frozen
10:00 <Maurice> Lol true
10:00 <Maurice> He'd be heavy
10:00 <Kelevra> EARN YOUR KEEP YA BRATS
10:00 <FBI> i'm either going to be scattered in outer space or build my own tomb
10:00 <georgeandwell> im actually gonna go to the antartica
10:00 <Serenity> i kinda did it with maggie. she was in the room with me for a couple days before i went home
11:00 <Maurice> Im gonna become a vampire and live forever
11:00 <Serenity> but i didnt want to take her home bit weird for me
11:00 <{LeE}> wish i got to do that :(
11:00 <Maurice> Yeah taking them home seems a bit extreme
11:00 <georgeandwell> im gonna buy a beacon...that will transmit a message from where i am frozen...
11:00 <Kelevra> I say if the body is okay and you can do it, take them home
11:00 <milk> dead babies go into the recycling
11:00 <georgeandwell> so ppl can find me in the future
11:00 <Serenity> they bought her in and i could bathe her etc and i had a bit of a sleep with her
11:00 <Maurice> milk, stop being a giant dickbag
11:00 <Serenity> fuck off milk they do not
11:00 <{LeE}> Kelevra i would have if they had of told me before hand the cunts
11:00 <Kelevra> we took my auntie home cause the death was too sudden for my grandma to deal with etc
11:00 <Maurice> Im gonna become a vampire and live forever
11:00 <Serenity> but i didnt want to take her home bit weird for me
11:00 <{LeE}> wish i got to do that :(
11:00 <Maurice> Yeah taking them home seems a bit extreme
11:00 <georgeandwell> im gonna buy a beacon...that will transmit a message from where i am frozen...
11:00 <Kelevra> I say if the body is okay and you can do it, take them home
11:00 <milk> dead babies go into the recycling
11:00 <georgeandwell> so ppl can find me in the future
11:00 <Serenity> they bought her in and i could bathe her etc and i had a bit of a sleep with her
11:00 <Maurice> milk, stop being a giant dickbag
11:00 <Serenity> fuck off milk they do not
11:00 <{LeE}> Kelevra i would have if they had of told me before hand the cunts
11:00 <Kelevra> we took my auntie home cause the death was too sudden for my grandma to deal with etc
12:00 <Kelevra> so washing her body and changing her clothes was time to adjust
12:00 <milk> you triple bag them
12:00 <Maurice> Lets put this on the record, if I should die, do not let anybody take me home
12:00 <Serenity> and i had people come in and take photos etc
12:00 <Maurice> I want to be cremated asap
12:00 <georgeandwell> what about frozen?
12:00 <partay> Maurice can i see you naked first
12:00 <georgeandwell> its the opposite of fire
12:00 <Maurice> NO, coz I know where that'd lead
12:00 <Kelevra> so washing her body and changing her clothes was time to adjust
12:00 <milk> you triple bag them
12:00 <Maurice> Lets put this on the record, if I should die, do not let anybody take me home
12:00 <Serenity> and i had people come in and take photos etc
12:00 <Maurice> I want to be cremated asap
12:00 <georgeandwell> what about frozen?
12:00 <partay> Maurice can i see you naked first
12:00 <georgeandwell> its the opposite of fire
12:00 <Maurice> NO, coz I know where that'd lead
13:00 <Maurice> And I don't do dead sex
13:00 <Kelevra> morgues freeze all bodies until they're buried or cremated
13:00 <Kelevra> lol
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> blue
13:00 <Serenity> yeah the second day they bought her in she'd been in the morgue
13:00 <partay> well im sure you wont say no
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> please dont pm me
13:00 <Serenity> she was so cold
13:00 <Serenity> it was weird
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im busy making fun of my x
13:00 <Maurice> :( Serenity
13:00 <georgeandwell> is euthanasia legal in antarica?
13:00 <Maurice> And I don't do dead sex
13:00 <Kelevra> morgues freeze all bodies until they're buried or cremated
13:00 <Kelevra> lol
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> blue
13:00 <Serenity> yeah the second day they bought her in she'd been in the morgue
13:00 <partay> well im sure you wont say no
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> please dont pm me
13:00 <Serenity> she was so cold
13:00 <Serenity> it was weird
13:00 <MistressOfMayhem> im busy making fun of my x
13:00 <Maurice> :( Serenity
13:00 <georgeandwell> is euthanasia legal in antarica?
14:00 <Kelevra> yeah when the mortician showed me my mum after we passed her over to the funeral home she looked abit fucking weird
14:00 <Kelevra> it's not like the show six feet under thats for sure
14:00 <Serenity> you can kind of see the blood vessels under the skin
14:00 <Serenity> its a bit weird
14:00 <Serenity> and you cant move them anymore feels like things will break
14:00 <georgeandwell> does anyone know how much it would cost to run a pauls icecream frezer for 1 year
14:00 <Kelevra> I accidently stabbed my mums dead body
14:00 <milk> you have a problem Serenity
14:00 <Kelevra> yeah when the mortician showed me my mum after we passed her over to the funeral home she looked abit fucking weird
14:00 <Kelevra> it's not like the show six feet under thats for sure
14:00 <Serenity> you can kind of see the blood vessels under the skin
14:00 <Serenity> its a bit weird
14:00 <Serenity> and you cant move them anymore feels like things will break
14:00 <georgeandwell> does anyone know how much it would cost to run a pauls icecream frezer for 1 year
14:00 <Kelevra> I accidently stabbed my mums dead body
14:00 <milk> you have a problem Serenity
15:00 <Kelevra> fkn auntie told me to pin somethingo nto her
15:00 <Kelevra> onto*
15:00 <Kelevra> feels like poking a dart close up into the board
15:00 <Kelevra> I didn't dig it
15:00 <georgeandwell> kelevra u sound like ur from some eastern europe country
15:00 <Serenity> why do i have a problem
15:00 <georgeandwell> where they do stuff like that
15:00 <Serenity> other than you being a total cockhead
15:00 <milk> playing with dead babies
15:00 <milk> anyway
15:00 <FBI> let it go milk
15:00 <Serenity> you are a fucking idiot
15:00 <Kelevra> georgeandwell nah it's just custom in my family to do fucked up shit
15:00 <milk> this is all very goth
15:00 <Kelevra> fkn auntie told me to pin somethingo nto her
15:00 <Kelevra> onto*
15:00 <Kelevra> feels like poking a dart close up into the board
15:00 <Kelevra> I didn't dig it
15:00 <georgeandwell> kelevra u sound like ur from some eastern europe country
15:00 <Serenity> why do i have a problem
15:00 <georgeandwell> where they do stuff like that
15:00 <Serenity> other than you being a total cockhead
15:00 <milk> playing with dead babies
15:00 <milk> anyway
15:00 <FBI> let it go milk
15:00 <Serenity> you are a fucking idiot
15:00 <Kelevra> georgeandwell nah it's just custom in my family to do fucked up shit
15:00 <milk> this is all very goth
16:00 <Kelevra> the irish side is fkn weird
16:00 <Serenity> yeah sure i loved palying with my dead baby
16:00 <Serenity> you fucking imbecile
16:00 <georgeandwell> thats not messed up
16:00 <georgeandwell> thats totally reasonable if u ask me
16:00 <Kelevra> it's not goth to talk about death, are you a dead body fucker?
16:00 <FBI> such a morbid topic
16:00 <Kelevra> ARE YOU THE 69YR OLD WOMAN
16:00 <Kelevra> aw
16:00 <Kelevra> the irish side is fkn weird
16:00 <Serenity> yeah sure i loved palying with my dead baby
16:00 <Serenity> you fucking imbecile
16:00 <georgeandwell> thats not messed up
16:00 <georgeandwell> thats totally reasonable if u ask me
16:00 <Kelevra> it's not goth to talk about death, are you a dead body fucker?
16:00 <FBI> such a morbid topic
16:00 <Kelevra> ARE YOU THE 69YR OLD WOMAN
16:00 <Kelevra> aw
17:00 <Kelevra> john your face is morbid
17:00 <Serenity> its not morbid
17:00 <FBI> _|_
17:00 <Serenity> people shouldnt be afraid of death
17:00 <Serenity> it happens
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> kick in de butt 
17:00 <georgeandwell> i want to be morbidly obsese
17:00 <Kelevra> I'm not afriad of it but I don't want it yet
17:00 <FBI> yeah but i just prefer not to think about it
17:00 <FBI> ignorance is bliss
17:00 <FBI> only ever had dogs die that i loved
17:00 <Kelevra> john your face is morbid
17:00 <Serenity> its not morbid
17:00 <FBI> _|_
17:00 <Serenity> people shouldnt be afraid of death
17:00 <Serenity> it happens
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> kick in de butt 
17:00 <georgeandwell> i want to be morbidly obsese
17:00 <Kelevra> I'm not afriad of it but I don't want it yet
17:00 <FBI> yeah but i just prefer not to think about it
17:00 <FBI> ignorance is bliss
17:00 <FBI> only ever had dogs die that i loved
18:00 <Serenity> well unfortunately some of us have had the experiences so have to talk about it
18:00 <FBI> thats sad enough for me
18:00 <Kelevra> FBI I'm going make a stat dec of what I want in the situation of my passing
18:00 <doctor> how would you like to die?
18:00 <Kelevra> 'john must insert his finger into my stinkhole and lick my belly button hole'
18:00 <FBI> lol
18:00 <Kelevra> I'll leave you ten solid bucks
18:00 <FBI> done
18:00 <Serenity> well unfortunately some of us have had the experiences so have to talk about it
18:00 <FBI> thats sad enough for me
18:00 <Kelevra> FBI I'm going make a stat dec of what I want in the situation of my passing
18:00 <doctor> how would you like to die?
18:00 <Kelevra> 'john must insert his finger into my stinkhole and lick my belly button hole'
18:00 <FBI> lol
18:00 <Kelevra> I'll leave you ten solid bucks
18:00 <FBI> done
19:00 <Kelevra> wo0t
19:00 <FBI> (you could have got me for $5 tbh)
19:00 <Kelevra> haha
19:00 <Kelevra> cheap whore
19:00 <FBI> as long as its not the other way around
19:00 <Kelevra> so I can't do it your body, nnot fair
19:00 <FBI> no i meant licking your dead stinkhole
19:00 <FBI> that would be a bit much
19:00 <Kelevra> ohhh
19:00 <FBI> <awolf> sucks u got G-Lined
19:00 <Kelevra> nah I'll even let you use gloves for my anus
19:00 <Kelevra> wo0t
19:00 <FBI> (you could have got me for $5 tbh)
19:00 <Kelevra> haha
19:00 <Kelevra> cheap whore
19:00 <FBI> as long as its not the other way around
19:00 <Kelevra> so I can't do it your body, nnot fair
19:00 <FBI> no i meant licking your dead stinkhole
19:00 <FBI> that would be a bit much
19:00 <Kelevra> ohhh
19:00 <FBI> <awolf> sucks u got G-Lined
19:00 <Kelevra> nah I'll even let you use gloves for my anus
20:00 <Kelevra> I'm kind and catering when it comes to that
20:00 <Serenity> fuck i wish he'd die
20:00 <Kelevra> I thought he did
20:00 <Kelevra> he and joel would make fruitcakes for babies
20:00 <Kelevra> I'm kind and catering when it comes to that
20:00 <Serenity> fuck i wish he'd die
20:00 <Kelevra> I thought he did
20:00 <Kelevra> he and joel would make fruitcakes for babies
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> what da nirvana on Cold Case
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> so happy
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> what da nirvana on Cold Case
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> so happy
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh crap a nz show coming to our tv
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh crap a nz show coming to our tv
25:00 <crash> well atleast you don't have to see yourself dead
25:00 <crash> well atleast you don't have to see yourself dead
27:00 <blue> good night johninja
27:00 <johninja> nini
27:00 <blue> have a good night sleep
27:00 <blue> good night johninja
27:00 <johninja> nini
27:00 <blue> have a good night sleep
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> when i die im gonna wake up dead
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> i saw u come onlinnnee b4 crash what were ya playin?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ghosts?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> when i die im gonna wake up dead
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> i saw u come onlinnnee b4 crash what were ya playin?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ghosts?
29:00 <simba> Ghost Mutt
29:00 <simba> Ghost Mutt
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wonder which game ill like more
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wonder which game ill like more
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> bf4 or bf3
31:00 <simba> super mario world snes
31:00 <simba> whats the diff
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Morning #melbourne
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 7:)
31:00 <simba> 4:1)
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> bf4 or bf3
31:00 <simba> super mario world snes
31:00 <simba> whats the diff
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Morning #melbourne
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 7:)
31:00 <simba> 4:1)
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> welcome to the Dream Machine
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Im getting a headset that reads my thorts so i dont have to type
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> welcome to the Dream Machine
32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Im getting a headset that reads my thorts so i dont have to type
33:00 <simba> thoughts*
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> i wanted one of them for WoW
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> but i bought a fatshark instead
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> !google fatshark
33:00 <simba> thoughts*
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> i wanted one of them for WoW
33:00 <WaixYourLegs> but i bought a fatshark instead
33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> !google fatshark
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> does that even work
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> !google yamum
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> meh
34:00 <simba> nno
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> its a FPV visor
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> for rc cars/helis/planes
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i recognise voices in gta V thatre in red dead
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> etc
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wow
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> that snake oil guy is the fourth bail jumper
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> lol
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> does that even work
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> !google yamum
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> meh
34:00 <simba> nno
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> its a FPV visor
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> for rc cars/helis/planes
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i recognise voices in gta V thatre in red dead
34:00 <WaixYourLegs> etc
34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wow
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> that snake oil guy is the fourth bail jumper
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> BlackDevil should have a !google trigger
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> evening Kelevra :)
35:00 <Kelevra> evening sir
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> BlackDevil should have a !google trigger
35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> evening Kelevra :)
35:00 <Kelevra> evening sir
36:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sleepless in melbbbbbbbbbb
36:00 <Kelevra> have a wank
36:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sleepless in melbbbbbbbbbb
36:00 <Kelevra> have a wank
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wanking is illegal
37:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wanking is illegal
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill have a wank and film it 4 u
38:00 <Kelevra> it'd kick pieter's wank videos ass hey
38:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill have a wank and film it 4 u
38:00 <Kelevra> it'd kick pieter's wank videos ass hey
39:00 <johninja> INDONESIAN president Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono says he'll suspend cooperation with Australia on people smuggling in the wake of recent spying revelations
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sure would
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i have a 8 pack
39:00 <johninja> have to love that name
39:00 <Warren1984> don't not be amoung those who wank... otherwise you will not inherit the kingdom of God
39:00 <Kelevra> yeah you never fuck with asians man
39:00 <johninja> do they just elect the person with the most ridiculous name?
39:00 <johninja> INDONESIAN president Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono says he'll suspend cooperation with Australia on people smuggling in the wake of recent spying revelations
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sure would
39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i have a 8 pack
39:00 <johninja> have to love that name
39:00 <Warren1984> don't not be amoung those who wank... otherwise you will not inherit the kingdom of God
39:00 <Kelevra> yeah you never fuck with asians man
39:00 <johninja> do they just elect the person with the most ridiculous name?
40:00 <Warren1984> you cannot serve 2 masters, women and wanking, you will either hate one or the other
40:00 <Kelevra> I dunno but that russian guy has a fucked up name also
40:00 <johninja> putin?
40:00 <Kelevra> yeah
40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> abbott should go partyin with putin
40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> from russia with luv
40:00 <Kelevra> I'd do the putin dude over abbott
40:00 <Warren1984> you cannot serve 2 masters, women and wanking, you will either hate one or the other
40:00 <Kelevra> I dunno but that russian guy has a fucked up name also
40:00 <johninja> putin?
40:00 <Kelevra> yeah
40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> abbott should go partyin with putin
40:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> from russia with luv
40:00 <Kelevra> I'd do the putin dude over abbott
41:00 <Kelevra> abbott would be a dirty cunt
41:00 <johninja> hmmm
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
41:00 <johninja> yeah you just know he wouldn't cuddle after
41:00 <Kelevra> he'd oil up his head and want to rub it all over your tits and shit
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> im glad australia gets to see what a fuckwit the liberals are
41:00 <johninja> he's like a shit john howard
41:00 <Kelevra> abbott would be a dirty cunt
41:00 <johninja> hmmm
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> lmfao
41:00 <johninja> yeah you just know he wouldn't cuddle after
41:00 <Kelevra> he'd oil up his head and want to rub it all over your tits and shit
41:00 <WaixYourLegs> im glad australia gets to see what a fuckwit the liberals are
41:00 <johninja> he's like a shit john howard
42:00 <Kelevra> who got the shoe hurled at them?
42:00 <Kelevra> I forget
42:00 <Kelevra> wait
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> so much for australia being open for business
42:00 <johninja> bush did
42:00 <Kelevra> that was an american
42:00 <Kelevra> yeah
42:00 <johninja> bush mk2
42:00 <Kelevra> who got the shoe hurled at them?
42:00 <Kelevra> I forget
42:00 <Kelevra> wait
42:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> so much for australia being open for business
42:00 <johninja> bush did
42:00 <Kelevra> that was an american
42:00 <Kelevra> yeah
42:00 <johninja> bush mk2
43:00 <Kelevra> I'd throw a roller skate at howard
43:00 <Kelevra> it'd be like ten pin bowling
43:00 <johninja> his eyebrows would deflect it
43:00 <Kelevra> LMAO
43:00 <johninja> would just be like a soothing pat
43:00 <Kelevra> I bet they're as soft as a kittens backside
43:00 <johninja> lo
43:00 <johninja> i could curl up in them and sleep
43:00 <Kelevra> I'd throw a roller skate at howard
43:00 <Kelevra> it'd be like ten pin bowling
43:00 <johninja> his eyebrows would deflect it
43:00 <Kelevra> LMAO
43:00 <johninja> would just be like a soothing pat
43:00 <Kelevra> I bet they're as soft as a kittens backside
43:00 <johninja> lo
43:00 <johninja> i could curl up in them and sleep
44:00 <Kelevra> I wonder if he combs them or possibly shampoos them
44:00 <Warren1984> Kelevra do you structure your day, week, month and year, by using a laptop with MS Outlook and a Mobile Phone?
44:00 <johninja> lol you would have too
44:00 <Kelevra> Warren1984 good question 
44:00 <johninja> eyebrow dandruff :/
44:00 <Kelevra> microsoft outlook is what exactly?
44:00 <Kelevra> hey marc
44:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> email client
44:00 <simba> email client
44:00 <simba> omg
44:00 <Kelevra> I wonder if he combs them or possibly shampoos them
44:00 <Warren1984> Kelevra do you structure your day, week, month and year, by using a laptop with MS Outlook and a Mobile Phone?
44:00 <johninja> lol you would have too
44:00 <Kelevra> Warren1984 good question 
44:00 <johninja> eyebrow dandruff :/
44:00 <Kelevra> microsoft outlook is what exactly?
44:00 <Kelevra> hey marc
44:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> email client
44:00 <simba> email client
44:00 <simba> omg
45:00 <knives> hi mel
45:00 <Warren1984> its a program with a calendar, to-do list
45:00 <Kelevra> ohhh then no, but I do use a cellular mobile phone
45:00 <Warren1984> helps you with time management and serves as reminders
45:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> simba can u help me make a youtube introduction video
45:00 <Kelevra> oh I have a calender on the wall and on my tablet and on my phone and computer but I still ask people daily what day it is cause my life is utterly uneventful
45:00 <knives> hi mel
45:00 <Warren1984> its a program with a calendar, to-do list
45:00 <Kelevra> ohhh then no, but I do use a cellular mobile phone
45:00 <Warren1984> helps you with time management and serves as reminders
45:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> simba can u help me make a youtube introduction video
45:00 <Kelevra> oh I have a calender on the wall and on my tablet and on my phone and computer but I still ask people daily what day it is cause my life is utterly uneventful
46:00 <simba> yes
46:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> "hello world"
46:00 <Kelevra> I do not currently have a laptop thanks to my fat prick ex
46:00 <Kelevra> he may as well have sat on it and it been sucked up his asshole the poor thing is dead under my bed
46:00 <partay> did he sit on it 
46:00 <knives> i'm still looking for a good android calendar with voice recognition
46:00 <simba> yes
46:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> "hello world"
46:00 <Kelevra> I do not currently have a laptop thanks to my fat prick ex
46:00 <Kelevra> he may as well have sat on it and it been sucked up his asshole the poor thing is dead under my bed
46:00 <partay> did he sit on it 
46:00 <knives> i'm still looking for a good android calendar with voice recognition
47:00 <johninja> its was pretty ancient anyway Kelevra lol
47:00 <Kelevra> nah the fucking fat prick got drunk and thought he knew everything so he goes to open it up and I hear a crack and boom there goes my precious laptop I bought off a junky for 80 bux
47:00 <Kelevra> fkn devo
47:00 <Maurice> (20:45:58) (Kelevra): oh I have a calender on the wall and on my tablet and on my phone and computer but I still ask people daily what day it is cause my life is utterly uneventful
47:00 <Kelevra> hey acient has nothing to do with it, if something works it works!
47:00 <Maurice> I woke up this morning, go to my son 'Cool its saturday, I'm going back to bed' and he goes 'Uh mum, its only wednesday'
47:00 <johninja> its was pretty ancient anyway Kelevra lol
47:00 <Kelevra> nah the fucking fat prick got drunk and thought he knew everything so he goes to open it up and I hear a crack and boom there goes my precious laptop I bought off a junky for 80 bux
47:00 <Kelevra> fkn devo
47:00 <Maurice> (20:45:58) (Kelevra): oh I have a calender on the wall and on my tablet and on my phone and computer but I still ask people daily what day it is cause my life is utterly uneventful
47:00 <Kelevra> hey acient has nothing to do with it, if something works it works!
47:00 <Maurice> I woke up this morning, go to my son 'Cool its saturday, I'm going back to bed' and he goes 'Uh mum, its only wednesday'
48:00 <Kelevra> LOL Maurice
48:00 <{LeE}> LOL
48:00 <knives> "it's saturday in mummy land"
48:00 <Maurice> Instant dissappointment
48:00 <Kelevra> I'd have been so crushed
48:00 <Serenity> ant tells me what day it is every day cause hes counting to his birthday lol
48:00 <Maurice> I was, fuck knows why I thought it was saturday
48:00 <Kelevra> LOL Maurice
48:00 <{LeE}> LOL
48:00 <knives> "it's saturday in mummy land"
48:00 <Maurice> Instant dissappointment
48:00 <Kelevra> I'd have been so crushed
48:00 <Serenity> ant tells me what day it is every day cause hes counting to his birthday lol
48:00 <Maurice> I was, fuck knows why I thought it was saturday
49:00 <johninja> lol if he was really clever he would have played along with it
49:00 <Maurice> Gross, he's now trying to pull out his tooth
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> anyone wanna come do a bank job with me
49:00 <johninja> "yay no shcool"
49:00 <{LeE}> immys done that but said it was the weekend n i was like ah ummmmmmm i fucken wishhhhhh
49:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> shotguns supplied
49:00 <Maurice> Nah, hes a nerd, johninja
49:00 <Kelevra> kids think days off are lame when they have school and friends
49:00 <Kelevra> stupid kids with their stupid friends
49:00 <{LeE}> Kelevra i wish
49:00 <johninja> lol
49:00 <Maurice> He's trying to get his tooth out going 'ahhh that hurts, I gotta man up. Arrgghhh it hurts'
49:00 <{LeE}> this kid doesnt want to even go to kinder i have to drag her there
49:00 <johninja> lol if he was really clever he would have played along with it
49:00 <Maurice> Gross, he's now trying to pull out his tooth
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> anyone wanna come do a bank job with me
49:00 <johninja> "yay no shcool"
49:00 <{LeE}> immys done that but said it was the weekend n i was like ah ummmmmmm i fucken wishhhhhh
49:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> shotguns supplied
49:00 <Maurice> Nah, hes a nerd, johninja
49:00 <Kelevra> kids think days off are lame when they have school and friends
49:00 <Kelevra> stupid kids with their stupid friends
49:00 <{LeE}> Kelevra i wish
49:00 <johninja> lol
49:00 <Maurice> He's trying to get his tooth out going 'ahhh that hurts, I gotta man up. Arrgghhh it hurts'
49:00 <{LeE}> this kid doesnt want to even go to kinder i have to drag her there
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> send her to boarding school {LeE}
50:00 <{LeE}> lol Maurice tell him to tuffen up
50:00 <Maurice> He's telling himself that
50:00 <{LeE}> WiLd_TuRkeY fuck no 
50:00 <{LeE}> oh lol
50:00 <Kelevra> punch him in the face
50:00 <Maurice> YEAH
50:00 <Kelevra> we'll never tell
50:00 <{LeE}> :/
50:00 <knives> you are officiallly a redneck family, Maurice
50:00 <Kelevra> ^.^
50:00 <Maurice> How
50:00 <Maurice> I haven't tied his tooth to the door yet
50:00 <{LeE}> hahahahaha
50:00 <Kelevra> omg sif he'd look like the turtle man with one missing tooth god marc
50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> send her to boarding school {LeE}
50:00 <{LeE}> lol Maurice tell him to tuffen up
50:00 <Maurice> He's telling himself that
50:00 <{LeE}> WiLd_TuRkeY fuck no 
50:00 <{LeE}> oh lol
50:00 <Kelevra> punch him in the face
50:00 <Maurice> YEAH
50:00 <Kelevra> we'll never tell
50:00 <{LeE}> :/
50:00 <knives> you are officiallly a redneck family, Maurice
50:00 <Kelevra> ^.^
50:00 <Maurice> How
50:00 <Maurice> I haven't tied his tooth to the door yet
50:00 <{LeE}> hahahahaha
50:00 <Kelevra> omg sif he'd look like the turtle man with one missing tooth god marc
51:00 <Maurice> LOL
51:00 <Maurice> It's one of his molars
51:00 <knives> kids doing his own dentistry, cars are a thing, etc etc
51:00 <Maurice> He's lost all his front ones
51:00 <Maurice> Well why go to the dentist for a wobbly tooth?
51:00 <knives> while you're at it, scratch my butt mel
51:00 <Serenity> all kids pull out their own teef
51:00 <knives> they do?
51:00 <Maurice> LOL
51:00 <Maurice> It's one of his molars
51:00 <knives> kids doing his own dentistry, cars are a thing, etc etc
51:00 <Maurice> He's lost all his front ones
51:00 <Maurice> Well why go to the dentist for a wobbly tooth?
51:00 <knives> while you're at it, scratch my butt mel
51:00 <Serenity> all kids pull out their own teef
51:00 <knives> they do?
52:00 <Maurice> I remember doing it and the metallic taste of blood flooding my mouth
52:00 <knives> and ty mel
52:00 <Kelevra> I do the sack cause I'm dedicated
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i did... now that im a adult the dentist does it
52:00 <knives> i know
52:00 <Maurice> Didn't you ever try pulling out a wobbly tooth?
52:00 <knives> it shows you care
52:00 <knives> no i didn;t
52:00 <Maurice> Weirdo
52:00 <Kelevra> Maurice I actually dug that taste as a kid and running my tongue on the missing tooth area
52:00 <knives> pfff
52:00 <Kelevra> <= fruit loop
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> id rip mny teeth out as a kid to get $2
52:00 <Maurice> Me too lol
52:00 <Serenity> you're a freak
52:00 <Serenity> i dont know any kids that dont pull out their wobbly teeth
52:00 <Maurice> I remember doing it and the metallic taste of blood flooding my mouth
52:00 <knives> and ty mel
52:00 <Kelevra> I do the sack cause I'm dedicated
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i did... now that im a adult the dentist does it
52:00 <knives> i know
52:00 <Maurice> Didn't you ever try pulling out a wobbly tooth?
52:00 <knives> it shows you care
52:00 <knives> no i didn;t
52:00 <Maurice> Weirdo
52:00 <Kelevra> Maurice I actually dug that taste as a kid and running my tongue on the missing tooth area
52:00 <knives> pfff
52:00 <Kelevra> <= fruit loop
52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> id rip mny teeth out as a kid to get $2
52:00 <Maurice> Me too lol
52:00 <Serenity> you're a freak
52:00 <Serenity> i dont know any kids that dont pull out their wobbly teeth
53:00 <Serenity> wtf would you go to a dentist for that
53:00 <Kelevra> my mum would be like 'stop licking it, a new one won't grow'
53:00 <Maurice> It must hurt coz its a molar so has the four points
53:00 <Kelevra> but yeah you just can't stop it
53:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> adult teeth are different
53:00 <Kelevra> lees kid ate her first tooth when it came out
53:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im waiting for the science to improve so people can grow new teeth
53:00 <Kelevra> I think I'll be the mother who sifts it's shit to get the tooth out
53:00 <Serenity> wtf would you go to a dentist for that
53:00 <Kelevra> my mum would be like 'stop licking it, a new one won't grow'
53:00 <Maurice> It must hurt coz its a molar so has the four points
53:00 <Kelevra> but yeah you just can't stop it
53:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> adult teeth are different
53:00 <Kelevra> lees kid ate her first tooth when it came out
53:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im waiting for the science to improve so people can grow new teeth
53:00 <Kelevra> I think I'll be the mother who sifts it's shit to get the tooth out
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
54:00 <Kelevra> creepy mummy
54:00 <knives> sounds hot
54:00 <knives> wanna make out?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> did the last bail jumper mission then n the end of that annoyed me so i killed the fat bitch that paid me
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> aaaaaahahahaha
54:00 <Kelevra> I'd do it with gloves, I'm not a total sicko
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
54:00 <Kelevra> creepy mummy
54:00 <knives> sounds hot
54:00 <knives> wanna make out?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> did the last bail jumper mission then n the end of that annoyed me so i killed the fat bitch that paid me
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> aaaaaahahahaha
54:00 <Kelevra> I'd do it with gloves, I'm not a total sicko
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> whats wtih the media and booze
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> rupertttt
55:00 <Kelevra> WiLd_TuRkeY I have no idea about this booze and media issue
55:00 <johninja> i'm watching ebony porn
55:00 <johninja> <not racist
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> whats wtih the media and booze
55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> rupertttt
55:00 <Kelevra> WiLd_TuRkeY I have no idea about this booze and media issue
55:00 <johninja> i'm watching ebony porn
55:00 <johninja> <not racist
56:00 <Kelevra> omg you make me so sweet soaked in the pants
56:00 <Kelevra> johninja how can you dig it, you've fucked the most whitest chicks ever
56:00 <knives> i care yo
56:00 <knives> <3
56:00 <Kelevra> <3
56:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <Warren1984> johninja do you like ebony porn?
56:00 <johninja> sure man
56:00 <Kelevra> I can't dig the black porn 
56:00 <johninja> i don't really have a specific favourite category
56:00 <Kelevra> omg you make me so sweet soaked in the pants
56:00 <Kelevra> johninja how can you dig it, you've fucked the most whitest chicks ever
56:00 <knives> i care yo
56:00 <knives> <3
56:00 <Kelevra> <3
56:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <Warren1984> johninja do you like ebony porn?
56:00 <johninja> sure man
56:00 <Kelevra> I can't dig the black porn 
56:00 <johninja> i don't really have a specific favourite category
57:00 <johninja> like to mix things up
57:00 <Warren1984> what about the extreme category
57:00 <johninja> hmm
57:00 <johninja> some of it is TOO far for me
57:00 <Warren1984> johninja -> http://www.dinotube.com/
57:00 <Kelevra> there's an extreme catagory?
57:00 <Kelevra> porntube or redtube doesn't have that
57:00 <johninja> like to mix things up
57:00 <Warren1984> what about the extreme category
57:00 <johninja> hmm
57:00 <johninja> some of it is TOO far for me
57:00 <Warren1984> johninja -> http://www.dinotube.com/
57:00 <Kelevra> there's an extreme catagory?
57:00 <Kelevra> porntube or redtube doesn't have that
58:00 <knives> it's the internet
58:00 <knives> there's always another step up
58:00 <Kelevra> dinotube, I fucked a guy named dino once, or tried to
58:00 <knives> or down, depending on your views
58:00 <johninja> looks like one of those sites that links to other sites Warren1984
58:00 <{LeE}> i'm that hungry i dont know what to eat
58:00 <johninja> i don't really trust shit like that
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> vegiemite toast
58:00 <Kelevra> you know your parents hate you if you're named after a dinosaur in the flinstones
58:00 <{LeE}> WiLd_TuRkeY no
58:00 <johninja> just stick to xnxx here
58:00 <knives> it's the internet
58:00 <knives> there's always another step up
58:00 <Kelevra> dinotube, I fucked a guy named dino once, or tried to
58:00 <knives> or down, depending on your views
58:00 <johninja> looks like one of those sites that links to other sites Warren1984
58:00 <{LeE}> i'm that hungry i dont know what to eat
58:00 <johninja> i don't really trust shit like that
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> vegiemite toast
58:00 <Kelevra> you know your parents hate you if you're named after a dinosaur in the flinstones
58:00 <{LeE}> WiLd_TuRkeY no
58:00 <johninja> just stick to xnxx here
59:00 <{LeE}> lol
59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> do u like vegiemite {LeE} im guessin no
59:00 <{LeE}> i do but i gotta be in the moood for it
59:00 <Kelevra> speaking of black porn, {LeE} have some cadbury pull apart
59:00 <{LeE}> pardon
59:00 <Kelevra> the cake pull apart
59:00 <{LeE}> lol
59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> do u like vegiemite {LeE} im guessin no
59:00 <{LeE}> i do but i gotta be in the moood for it
59:00 <Kelevra> speaking of black porn, {LeE} have some cadbury pull apart
59:00 <{LeE}> pardon
59:00 <Kelevra> the cake pull apart
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