// #melbourne — 2013-10-30
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09:58:00 <faux> omg
09:58:00 <faux> im broken
10:09:00 <simba> broken beated defeated
10:09:00 <simba> beaten
10:10:00 <faux> fiwjgk
10:10:00 <faux> zzzzz
10:12:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/575719_10151725349372966_1222948468_n.jpg
10:12:00 <faux> looooooooooooool
10:14:00 <simba> lick on these nuts and suck the dick
10:18:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=564042597013858&set=vb.454568751294577&type=2&theater
10:19:00 <BlackDevil> i dont do that
10:19:00 <BlackDevil> i dont have a nipple piercing
10:23:00 <awolf> http://geekologie.com/2013/10/training-for-the-apocalypse-zombie-head.php
10:26:00 <BlackDevil> http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20131029/acid_picdump_20.jpg
10:28:00 <{LeE}> gah
10:34:00 <BlackDevil> GAH
10:47:00 <awolf> might make a latte
10:48:00 <BlackDevil> i have to pee
10:48:00 <BlackDevil> but watching
10:49:00 <BlackDevil> Grown Ups
10:56:00 <awolf> that movie sucks but i havent seen the second one
10:57:00 <awolf> adam sandler is cool but that movie was a family one
10:57:00 <BlackDevil> it is
10:57:00 <BlackDevil> still has funny parts in this movie
10:57:00 <awolf> yeaH
10:58:00 <awolf> i jus watched gangster squad was ok
10:58:00 <awolf> before that Pain and Gain kinda funny
11:06:00 <Kancho> awolf how do you manage to stay on welfare for so long?
11:07:00 <milk> when society chews you up and spits you out you have no option
11:07:00 <awolf> how or why
11:09:00 <Kancho> are you ill awolf, like cradel?
11:10:00 <awolf> http://www.news.com.au/technology/gadgets/us-police-can-now-fire-gps-bullets-to-track-a-suspect-and-avoid-a-high-speed-chase/story-fnda1lbo-1226749334593
11:10:00 <awolf> I dont think joels ill
11:10:00 <awolf> he might have worms tho
11:13:00 <milk> wyermies
11:14:00 <awolf> http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1pgmxk/what_is_an_invention_that_the_human_race_is_fully/
11:15:00 <awolf> http://i.imgur.com/GKepALy.jpg
11:18:00 <awolf> Kancho, who in their right mind would spend their lifetime paying for a building they never get to spend time in because they are always working
11:38:00 <BlackDevil> shadsam:beep
11:40:00 <milk> http://beatlegend.com/music/blog/2013/05/20/the-last-dragon-the-hi-yahs-remix/
11:43:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cd6_1383081693
11:43:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: The Even Faster Guitarist Player In The World (Date: Oct-29-2013, 3 hours ago) - Views: 6893 - Played: 8791
12:00:00 <milk> beautiful day here
12:09:00 <awolf> Step By Step, OoOOh Baby
12:13:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> You are now tuned into Austnet Radio with #melbourne
12:13:00 <beehhh> this isnt fair
12:13:00 <beehhh> i'll go to alberta
12:13:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> beehhh <3
12:13:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> come to melbourne beehhh we have the best education systems in the world
12:14:00 <beehhh> they wont give me a visa plus i got no money to think of
12:14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Your got the internet
12:14:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Thats all u need
12:15:00 <beehhh> solely depending on my aunt and her pesnsion's budget saving
12:15:00 <megamanga> warlock is already in aus
12:15:00 <fiber> Hmmmmmmmm.
12:15:00 <fiber> Wow.
12:15:00 <beehhh> warlock were there before you was born megamanga
12:16:00 <beehhh> i go take my phd at canada
12:16:00 <megamanga> take it to go kill yourself
12:16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i dont know what qualification i want yer
12:17:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_academic_disciplines_and_sub-disciplines
12:17:00 <fiber> Man...
12:18:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXuud9bBSSg
12:18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 09 The Frozen Tears Of Angels- Rhapsody Of Fire (Jul 7, 2010) 0 - Category: People and Blogs - 107,557 views - 620 likes (98.9%), 7 dislikes (1.1%)
12:21:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> bbs gotta help the gf with the shopping
12:21:00 <beehhh> studying in uk be cheaper option for me staying at my aunts
12:22:00 <awolf> what are your interest WiLd_TuRkeY
12:22:00 <beehhh> chinese people have better talent for aust
12:23:00 <Kancho> beehhh we don't like the browns. they are known for being rapeists
12:23:00 <Kancho> the yellow is better behaved
12:23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> rape doesnt discriminate
12:23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> white,yellow,brown,black
12:24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> BLUE
12:24:00 <beehhh> yeah too many rapist in downunder
12:24:00 <Kancho> if you're on a bus full beehhh's and you're a teengirl you're fucked
12:24:00 <beehhh> Kancho you guys proven the lowest of act
12:24:00 <Kancho> you're on a one way ride to rapeville
12:24:00 <British^Meat> k
12:26:00 <beehhh> WiLd_TuRkeY if you win a lotto i might consider
12:26:00 <beehhh> powerball jackpot keno
12:27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if i win lotto im investing it
12:27:00 <beehhh> tattslotto pokie roulette blackjack, however i need cash
12:27:00 <beehhh> sure bro, i'll pay it back with interest
12:27:00 <British^Meat> beehhh, you dont fool me, no no, not in the slightest
12:27:00 <beehhh> 6%
12:27:00 <British^Meat> just so you know that i know that you know
12:28:00 <beehhh> ANZ got soaring profit lets rob them 15 billion or something
12:29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> enough to give everyone on earth $2.50
12:29:00 <beehhh> if i do come it would be in launceston
12:29:00 <beehhh> i dont like too many asian
12:30:00 <beehhh> dont speak chinese
12:30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> china is that part of the world u dont hear much about
12:30:00 <beehhh> alteast white people have humor and buys bread in the morn
12:30:00 <British^Meat> union jack, laptop, bobby
12:30:00 <British^Meat> the password to my bank account
12:33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> whats ur winning speech going to be
12:34:00 <British^Meat> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
12:36:00 <British^Meat> my cat doesnt go mental for catnip like other cats
12:36:00 <British^Meat> maybe its a dude cat thing
12:39:00 <megamanga> mine goes mental for chili
12:39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Katherine: "If I get heartbroken, I get heartbroken. I'm willing to take that risk."
12:39:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> #TheBachelorAU - 7.30 tonight on Ten
12:44:00 <awolf> my goes bonkers over cheese
12:44:00 <Mew> Australian central BM?
12:45:00 <awolf> i so fried
12:45:00 <Mew> r ya
12:45:00 <megamanga> tits
12:45:00 <megamanga> inb4meg
12:45:00 <awolf> only a little
12:46:00 <British^Meat> no Mew
12:46:00 <British^Meat> not even :P
12:46:00 <British^Meat> chilli heeeeeeeeeeey megamanga? interesting
12:46:00 <Mew> My mums with aus central haha
12:46:00 <megamanga> yeah he loves it
12:46:00 <Mew> Does the little 3 picture login
12:47:00 <British^Meat> jah
12:47:00 <British^Meat> maybe its a standard thing
12:47:00 <British^Meat> im Peoples Choice
12:49:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Sherif driving along pasco rd! Heading towards broady at the moment
12:49:00 <megamanga> run gordon, its the police mannn
12:50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol
13:03:00 <awolf> http://www.smartcompany.com.au/growth/economy/34362-youth-unemployment-stats-one-in-four-young-australians-not-in-full-time-work-or-study.html
13:05:00 <teddy> bored bored bored
13:05:00 <British^Meat> tell me... do you listen to "nerf herder"
13:05:00 <megamanga> i listen to cock and ball torture if that counts
13:06:00 <teddy> not really .. i just needed to choose a host name and that was the first thing i saw as my fb was open
13:07:00 <British^Meat> ex-0-llent
13:09:00 <British^Meat> i hate fish
13:09:00 <British^Meat> they stink sooooooo much
13:13:00 <British^Meat> grrrrr u owe me!
13:22:00 <faux> omg is he finally permbanned
13:22:00 <Serenity> yes
13:25:00 <BlackDevil> no
13:25:00 <faux> yipepepepe
13:25:00 <faux> eeee
13:27:00 <megamanga> faux: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=226140677553655
13:30:00 <faux> nice
13:30:00 <megamanga> oi yoi yoi
13:30:00 <faux> lolol
13:33:00 <BlackDevil> show some tits off facebook
13:39:00 <teddy> :)
14:03:00 <BlackDevil> http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1383096784728.jpg
14:04:00 <Serenity> show us your tits BlackDevil
14:07:00 <BlackDevil> http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1383102259930.jpg
14:27:00 <Loof> man getting a kid to sleep is an artform
14:28:00 <Serenity> rofl it really is
14:42:00 <Pyro-> brandy
14:42:00 <Pyro-> or a big hammer
14:43:00 <Pyro-> easy as
15:19:00 <awolf> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAHSb5WwADU
15:19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Soul Coughing - Unmarked Helicopters (Jul 26, 2009) 3:23 - Category: Music - 83,706 views - 476 likes (99%), 5 dislikes (1%)
15:29:00 <awolf> wheres sonic fpx
15:29:00 <Kancho> iga are LOCKING DOWN the prices
15:29:00 <Tails> taking a beating .. the new game isn't doing so well ._.
15:29:00 <Kancho> low prices LOCKED DOWN that's the iga promise
15:30:00 <TheRon> down down prices are down
15:30:00 <Kancho> 1/2 price prestigue icecream at coles this week only TheRon
15:30:00 <Kancho> normal price$9 this week $4.50
15:30:00 <TheRon> beer still as expensive as ever??
15:31:00 <Kancho> it's your chance to savouiour the finner things in life
15:31:00 <Kancho> it's the jew tax
15:31:00 <awolf> better bounce before locked up Kancho
15:31:00 <TheRon> i'd rather have a beer
15:31:00 <Kancho> can't do real discounts
15:32:00 <awolf> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8OY1N_b7qY
15:32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Soul Coughing - Down To This (Jul 26, 2008) 3:53 - Category: Music - 82,795 views - 266 likes (97.8%), 6 dislikes (2.2%)
15:38:00 <partay> You all suck
15:39:00 <Loof> fuck off partgay you maggot faggot
15:39:00 <Loof> pedo dad fucking gay bashing homo
15:41:00 <partay> Loof: Haha you little shit eating turd
15:42:00 <TheRon> it's a term of endearment
15:46:00 <partay> There are spastics, then there's Loof
15:47:00 <megamanga> dont mind loof
15:48:00 <megamanga> hes just in the shit with ting tong
15:48:00 <TheRon> or is it tong ting?
15:48:00 <megamanga> that's up for debate
15:49:00 <awolf> retractable penus
15:51:00 <awolf> autobots, transform and roll out
15:51:00 <megamanga> lolll
15:52:00 <partay> Loof: Is just annoyed he can't get any penis.
16:00:00 <TheRon> fuck me, lakers ahead by 9 with 6.30mins to go in the 4th
16:02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> man centrelink cut me off
16:02:00 <TwEEk> why?
16:03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> coz i couldnt get a job
16:03:00 <TwEEk> was it newstart?
16:03:00 <awolf> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbcwBhni5YQ
16:03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Soul Coughing - The Bug (Nov 13, 2009) 3:10 - Category: Music - 23,636 views - 108 likes (98.2%), 2 dislikes (1.8%)
16:03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer
16:03:00 <TwEEk> well newstart is there to help you get a job. not to live off
16:04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> now i cant feed the kids
16:05:00 <TwEEk> so go get a job?
16:05:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> prositution is a hard job to get
16:06:00 <TwEEk> how long have you bneen unemployed?
16:06:00 <awolf> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-eEzHmq2_BIU/UdqqGRT4IUI/AAAAAAAAXaM/mBqKxpFQXk0/s1600/BLACK+CHOPPER+5+07+2013+GV.JPG
16:06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 15 years
16:06:00 <TwEEk> well its bout time you get a job
16:07:00 <TwEEk> its called newSTART, not newForeverNeverStarting
16:07:00 <TwEEk> I was out of work for approx 2 months, I nearly moved 3 hours away to get a job.
16:07:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i have a disability im dyslexic
16:08:00 <TwEEk> yeah and I'm a blind person with no arms - yet here we are on IRC managing just fine.
16:09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> whats ur job?
16:09:00 <TwEEk> I work a full time job.
16:10:00 <megamanga> hng
16:10:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> would u like me to lighten your burden TwEEk ?
16:11:00 <TwEEk> ?
16:11:00 <TwEEk> not really
16:11:00 <TwEEk> today I'm actually sick :(
16:12:00 <TwEEk> fell like absolute shit
16:12:00 <Loof> where'd you fall?
16:12:00 <TwEEk> didnt fall, have a cold :(
16:12:00 <Loof> poor bb
16:12:00 <TwEEk> I know right!
16:13:00 <Loof> maybe a good cry would help
16:13:00 <TwEEk> I did that, it didnt help
16:13:00 <Loof> damn
16:13:00 <Loof> well i'm shit out of ideas then
16:13:00 <Loof> that's how i solve everything
16:13:00 <faux> rofl whered you fall
16:13:00 <TwEEk> its faux.
16:14:00 <megamanga> oi faux, where can i get a canvas print framed?
16:14:00 <Loof> i fell on my fanny
16:14:00 <faux> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
16:14:00 <faux> art shop?
16:14:00 <megamanga> yeah i asked n they dont do it
16:14:00 <faux> :/
16:14:00 <megamanga> yeah thats what i was like
16:14:00 <faux> officeworks?
16:14:00 <megamanga> i got a studio ghibli canvas
16:14:00 <TwEEk> megamanga: you talking about where they turn a photo to a canvas in wood frame?
16:14:00 <megamanga> yeah i should go try officeworks
16:14:00 <TwEEk> because bigw do that at the photo shop
16:15:00 <megamanga> not a print out
16:15:00 <megamanga> i just want it mounted to a frame
16:15:00 <TwEEk> oh ok
16:15:00 <faux> bunnings might too
16:15:00 <megamanga> thanks tho
16:15:00 <megamanga> yeah ill give them both a go, i was running out of options
16:15:00 <faux> they do custom sized canvasses for me
16:15:00 <megamanga> thanks
16:15:00 <Loof> i put the screen really high up on top of a speaker now my short wife shouldn't be able to use this pc :D
16:15:00 <megamanga> do they?
16:15:00 <faux> nws
16:15:00 <faux> yeah
16:15:00 <faux> i did a painting for a dude that was ike
16:15:00 <TwEEk> Loof: what if she gets milk crates? :p
16:15:00 <faux> 3m long
16:15:00 <megamanga> oh yeah for a hallway?
16:15:00 <Loof> lol TwEEk
16:16:00 <faux> lounge room
16:16:00 <megamanga> sweet
16:16:00 <faux> binnings had to deliver it to me
16:16:00 <faux> lol
16:16:00 <faux> bunnings*
16:16:00 <megamanga> LOLLL
16:16:00 <Loof> binnings lol
16:16:00 <Loof> all junk
16:17:00 <Loof> paid a $100 for a kogan tv dongle and it's a piece of shit
16:17:00 <Loof> ruined my day
16:17:00 <megamanga> i got a massive totoro canvas for the mrs, thats why im asking
16:17:00 <Loof> headphone jack doesn't even work
16:17:00 <Loof> and the colors are all fucked up
16:18:00 <Loof> i managed to get zac to sleep all by myself
16:18:00 <Loof> first time
16:18:00 <Loof> hehe
16:18:00 <Loof> quit proud of myself
16:18:00 <Loof> quite
16:19:00 <partay> Loof: Stfu
16:19:00 <partay> Tard
16:21:00 <faux> im having organic peanut butter on rye bread
16:21:00 <faux> hnggggg
16:21:00 <faux> deelis
16:21:00 <faux> deelish*
16:21:00 <Loof> rye bread is so much better for you than normal bread
16:21:00 <partay> faux I can give you some organic dressing
16:22:00 <Loof> i love the shit
16:22:00 <Loof> with cream cheese on it mmmmmmmm
16:22:00 <faux> shoe*
16:22:00 <faux> cottage cheese
16:22:00 <faux> !
16:22:00 <faux> s'beter for you
16:22:00 <partay> A show. Yes please
16:22:00 <Loof> oooh that would be ever better!
16:22:00 <Loof> sweet!
16:23:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hey baby whats chu numbah??
16:23:00 <Doodle> 9
16:23:00 <TheRon> 9\
16:24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hey baby whats chu email?
16:24:00 <megamanga> doodle babes
16:24:00 <megamanga> doodleburger
16:25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Doodle is a penis
16:25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Doodle is a dick
16:25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Sclong is a Doodle
16:25:00 <Doodle> well i never
16:25:00 <TheRon> JOHNSON!
16:25:00 <megamanga> zorst is great, havent been pulled up
16:27:00 <faux> play dat funky muuuuuuuuuuuusic white booooyyyyyeeeee
16:28:00 <megamanga> excuse me i find that offensive
16:28:00 <megamanga> anti choco
16:29:00 <BlackDevil> megamanga http://www.myfreecams.com/#gracieeash
16:29:00 <megamanga> do i have to
16:29:00 <BlackDevil> yes
16:29:00 <BlackDevil> look at the tranny
16:29:00 <megamanga> a tranny
16:29:00 <megamanga> ugh i just ate
16:30:00 <Pieter> thats what people do
16:30:00 <Pieter> they eat
16:31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im here to spend
16:31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> give me the money
16:31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol
16:31:00 <megamanga> thanks for that insightful information piet
16:32:00 <Pieter> Access Cheque Account xxxxxx xxxxxxxxx $1,172.07 $1,172.07
16:32:00 <megamanga> sweet, meth binge
16:32:00 <Pieter> fuckin this weeks finally in
16:32:00 <Pieter> a lil late there megamanga
16:32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> slab of beer, 2 bottle of spirits,
16:32:00 <Pieter> had about $5000 go in the last 2 months , n thats my fucking around money :)
16:33:00 <Pieter> every cent is going towards things I wont have to show for it in a couple weeks:P
16:33:00 <milk> There is a known problem with Universal Health Care. It allows unscrupulous Doctors to manipulate their control of Emergency Services to usurp the entire government. The police rely on the military to provide total force in backup to their duties, thus police are lightly armed relative to defence. Doctors can use this link to overthrow a political government by singling out opponents for compulsory care. The police, backed up by the military is used
16:33:00 <milk> to enforce each individual execution, until such a point that the governments position becomes untennable. At this point Doctors have complete control of the legal framework and can kill at will.
16:33:00 <milk> The next stage is for Doctors to appoint a Generalissimo, for which there are known side effects. However, if this step is not taken, a body of Doctors may stay in hidden power for a long time destroying any external opponents on Defence, until such time as it is required that a more obvious Generalissimo is appointed.
16:34:00 <Pieter> coke and pros
16:34:00 <TheRon> classy
16:34:00 <Pieter> boom
16:34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Pieter while ur at it buy a scratchie
16:34:00 <Pieter> what for , dont need to win the lottery to make money :p
16:35:00 <megamanga> dolelyf
16:35:00 <Pieter> i really should be putting it towards a new car but *shrug* plenty of time for that:)
16:35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> buy a car for 500
16:35:00 <Pieter> taste:///
16:36:00 <Cleo10> midori - green cordial
16:36:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> then u can sit in it and think about driving
16:36:00 <Cleo10> lol
16:36:00 <megamanga> ^
16:36:00 <Pieter> back to sth melb when I can find my legs again
16:36:00 <Pieter> yeh but Im enjoying this green cordial
16:37:00 <Cleo10> that's ok
16:37:00 <TheRon> you left your legs in a brothel?
16:37:00 <Pieter> aint slept for a long long time , i trust my auto pilot to bring me in from this buzzzzzz
16:38:00 <Pieter> 40 minutes and counting , normally i get these and they last only for a second
16:38:00 <Pieter> i can float right through you , promise!
16:49:00 <TheRon> don't all speak at once
16:50:00 <milk> bit warm today
16:51:00 <TheRon> nah, mid to high teens thats all
16:54:00 <TheRon> the lakers won, miami and indiana
16:54:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Hello johninja.. what brings you here today?
16:55:00 <johninja> g'day mate
16:55:00 <johninja> i came for the chat
16:55:00 <johninja> stuck around for the cyber
16:55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> stuck around for the free money
16:55:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjCw3-YTffo
16:55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Band, The Weight (Apr 17, 2009) 4:29 - Category: Music - 3,035,071 views - 12,274 likes (99%), 128 dislikes (1%)
16:56:00 <johninja> going to get drunk and listen to the blues
16:56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> nice
16:56:00 <johninja> join me if you wish
16:56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill join u
16:56:00 <johninja> lol
16:57:00 <TheRon> sussudio
16:57:00 <TheRon> just say the word
16:57:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qWMh_TGaww
16:57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Creedence Clearwater Revival - Long As I Can See The Light - Lyrics (Feb 29, 2012) 3:35 - Category: Music - 50,303 views - 297 likes (99.7%), 1 dislikes (0.3%)
17:00:00 <johninja> the worlds best-selling sci-fi novel to date, Dune, was rejected 20 times by publishers before being accepted...by a car manual publisher (Chiltons)
17:00:00 <johninja> there you go kids
17:01:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2-fqdCKCMA
17:01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Creedence Clearwater Revival: Wrote A song for everyone (Mar 15, 2009) 5:00 - Category: Music - 317,733 views - 807 likes (99.5%), 4 dislikes (0.5%)
17:01:00 <TheRon> debbie got dallas, how many times did that movie get rejected?
17:01:00 <TheRon> i means does dallas
17:02:00 <johninja> hah no idea
17:05:00 <Shadowgate> jack daniels yummy
17:05:00 <awolf> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ffv4B_iOKWo
17:05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brendan Benson • Tiny Spark (Dec 23, 2011) 3:15 - Category: Music - 9,668 views - 64 likes (98.5%), 1 dislikes (1.5%)
17:05:00 <TheRon> johninja, too early for cutting crew?
17:05:00 <johninja> lol
17:06:00 <johninja> tough call
17:07:00 <awolf> SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW
17:07:00 <TheRon> yeah don't tell scotty
17:08:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww1gt6MHJRA
17:08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bob Dylan ~ I Threw It All Away~ Live on The Johnny Cash Show 1969 (Nov 27, 2011) 2:20 - Category: Music - 145,021 views - 891 likes (98.8%), 11 dislikes (1.2%)
17:08:00 <Shadowgate> jack daniels yummy..
17:09:00 <Shadowgate> johninja is hilarious lol
17:09:00 <TheRon> i like scotch
17:09:00 <johninja> prefer scotch
17:09:00 <Shadowgate> scotch is good from time to time
17:09:00 <TheRon> scotch scotch scotch
17:09:00 <TheRon> ouch that hurt
17:09:00 <Shadowgate> i like beer more often
17:09:00 <Shadowgate> vb
17:09:00 <johninja> yeah man..thats the idea
17:09:00 <Shadowgate> but today is scotch day
17:09:00 <johninja> love really hurts without you
17:10:00 <johninja> lol
17:10:00 <johninja> why do you build be up buttercup??
17:11:00 <TheRon> get out my dreams get into my car
17:11:00 <johninja> blame it on the rain
17:11:00 <TheRon> rain
17:12:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf63D4EQtV8
17:12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fleetwood Mac - Little Lies (Official Music Video) (Jan 9, 2012) 3:55 - Category: Music - 64,865 views - 525 likes (98.7%), 7 dislikes (1.3%)
17:12:00 <TheRon> nice
17:14:00 <johninja> do you like grapefruit?
17:14:00 <TheRon> not really
17:14:00 <johninja> ahh ok
17:14:00 <TheRon> a bit sour
17:14:00 <johninja> yeah i put some sugar on it
17:14:00 <johninja> raw sugar
17:14:00 <johninja> been smashing them in the mornings
17:15:00 <Shadowgate> johninja instead of scotch drank grapefruit and everyone laughed at him for that lol
17:15:00 <johninja> lol
17:15:00 <johninja> i'm having a VB shandy mate
17:15:00 <Shadowgate> lol
17:15:00 <johninja> there is something to laugh about
17:15:00 <TheRon> what are you some kind of poofter??
17:15:00 <Shadowgate> you gotta try jack daniels sometimes with coke it the best
17:15:00 <johninja> look
17:15:00 <johninja> it still works out to stronger than a midstrength beer
17:15:00 <johninja> i don't see the problem
17:16:00 <johninja> and anyways i enjoy it
17:16:00 <johninja> so fuck you
17:16:00 <johninja> :p
17:16:00 <TheRon> vb should always be at 4.9%
17:16:00 <awolf> lemonade is bettar
17:16:00 <Shadowgate> theron vb rocks my favorite beer
17:17:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmVusVh4TRQ
17:17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Joker - Steve Miller Band (Mar 13, 2009) 3:29 - Category: News and Politics - 3,035,025 views - 11,992 likes (98.4%), 194 dislikes (1.6%)
17:17:00 <TheRon> i'm made from beer
17:18:00 <johninja> i'm a joker, i'm a smoker, i'm a midnight toker, i get my lovin' on the run
17:19:00 <TheRon> born in the usa.....
17:19:00 <johninja> you're the cutest thing that i ever did see, i really love your peaches, want to shake your tree
17:19:00 <johninja> ahh some bruce
17:19:00 <johninja> good call
17:21:00 <johninja> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsQTVcCh9Ks
17:21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bruce Springsteen Human touch lyrics (Mar 1, 2010) 5:05 - Category: Music - 85,444 views - 234 likes (97.9%), 5 dislikes (2.1%)
17:23:00 <johninja> he's coming back to aus again soon
17:23:00 <TheRon> one more in the name of love
17:23:00 <johninja> apparently does a good show
17:23:00 <TheRon> i know
17:23:00 <johninja> lol@ugly duckling
17:23:00 <TheRon> living colour in aus in feb
17:24:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> guys im starting a fund for johninja
17:25:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> to help him get a caravan
17:25:00 <TheRon> and some weed?
17:25:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDqrniE3Uy8
17:25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bruce Springsteen - Outlaw Pete (High Quality) (Jan 15, 2009) 8:01 - Category: Music - 357,505 views - 813 likes (94.3%), 49 dislikes (5.7%)
17:25:00 <johninja> have you heard that TheRon?
17:25:00 <johninja> its off his later albums
17:25:00 <johninja> a masterpiece
17:25:00 <TheRon> no
17:27:00 <johninja> yeah a caravan and some weed would be good WiLd_TuRkeY
17:27:00 <johninja> thanks man
17:27:00 <johninja> this park bench is getting a little uncomfy
17:27:00 <johninja> at least it aint cold no more
17:28:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> pimp my caravan
17:29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Psychology is for people who dont understand
17:29:00 <johninja> lol
17:30:00 <johninja> she said "pete you think you've changed but you have not"
17:31:00 <johninja> he cocked his pistol pulled the tringer and shouted "let it stop!"
17:33:00 <johninja> we can not undo these things we've done
17:33:00 <johninja> brilliant song man
17:34:00 <johninja> nice
17:34:00 <johninja> blue can
17:34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yep
17:34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> $7 for 6
17:34:00 <johninja> fuck
17:34:00 <johninja> serious?
17:34:00 <johninja> thats a bargain
17:34:00 <johninja> cheaper than water m8
17:36:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvaEJzoaYZk
17:36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steve Earle - Copperhead Road (Oct 6, 2009) 0 - Category: Music - 11,636,127 views - 30,563 likes (97.2%), 865 dislikes (2.8%)
17:37:00 <awolf> is that 32 can price
17:37:00 <awolf> 32x for $37
17:38:00 <awolf> dan murphies has 10x jack n cola cans for $32 here atm
17:38:00 <johninja> :/
17:38:00 <johninja> i don't like buying pre-mixed
17:38:00 <johninja> its a rip off even at that price
17:40:00 <awolf> i just get sick of having to walk to the kitchen to make another drink all the time
17:40:00 <awolf> got a small bar fridge here
17:40:00 <awolf> def cheaper to mix your own
17:41:00 <awolf> i dislike jim beam from the bottle too sweet but premixed cans are better than jack premix with cola imo
17:41:00 <awolf> jack and lemonade beat them both
17:41:00 <awolf> and gin, tonic and bitters slay them all
17:42:00 <johninja> hmm
17:42:00 <johninja> i can't say i have tried gin
17:42:00 <johninja> i will drink bourbon if others do
17:42:00 <johninja> will just get a bottle
17:42:00 <johninja> mix with LA cola
17:42:00 <johninja> it isn't as acidic as coke
17:43:00 <awolf> are you drinking much lately now you have a gf
17:43:00 <johninja> i don't man lol
17:43:00 <johninja> we broke up a couple of weeks ago now
17:43:00 <awolf> oh didnt know
17:43:00 <johninja> ahh
17:43:00 <johninja> it wasn't a secret
17:43:00 <Shadowgate> johninja no need for a girlfreind freind drink mate alone its the best
17:43:00 <johninja> must have just missed it
17:43:00 <johninja> yeah fuck girlfriends dude
17:43:00 <johninja> i thought that is what i wanted
17:43:00 <awolf> gin rules i like it more than bourbon
17:43:00 <johninja> but i don't have time for the drama
17:43:00 <Shadowgate> girlfreinds are expensive
17:44:00 <Shadowgate> i rather get drunk
17:44:00 <johninja> yep
17:44:00 <johninja> and not really drinking much awolf to answer your question
17:44:00 <johninja> once every few days
17:44:00 <awolf> same its a waste of ca$h
17:44:00 <awolf> i did a parasite cleanse and i feel 100x better and dont even feel like booze anymore
17:44:00 <johninja> i only drink beers at the mometns
17:44:00 <johninja> moment
17:45:00 <johninja> i can't trust myself on the liquor, will drink the bottle in one sitting
17:45:00 <johninja> out of control on it
17:45:00 <druidess> Nice selfies jn
17:45:00 <johninja> just can't stop mang
17:45:00 <johninja> thanks druidess :p
17:45:00 <awolf> yea thats another reason i prefer premix, i just get so drunk i forget to stop drinking and a bottle becomes a mission to finsih
17:45:00 <johninja> the last ones are my excuse for a moustache lol
17:45:00 <awolf> portion control
17:45:00 <johninja> aye
17:46:00 <awolf> damnit i missed the selfies too
17:46:00 <johninja> lol
17:46:00 <druidess> Lol
17:46:00 <johninja> i'll chuck a couple up
17:46:00 <druidess> Where's ur selfies Awolf
17:46:00 <johninja> i like this one, new profile pic https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1424390_10152327987304992_1923778100_n.jpg
17:47:00 <awolf> ahh cool
17:47:00 <awolf> short hair suits you with the five oclock
17:48:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1395355_10152327959569992_2112009734_n.jpg
17:48:00 <johninja> thats from today
17:48:00 <johninja> going to try grow a fuckoff moustache
17:48:00 <johninja> for movember
17:48:00 <TheRon> a chopper reid
17:48:00 <awolf> look like bruce willas from 12 monkeys
17:48:00 <johninja> hmm mine comes out more 'cheech' like
17:49:00 <johninja> gonna shave the hair again soon to
17:49:00 <johninja> just cbf today
17:49:00 <johninja> you should grow a mo to awolf
17:49:00 <johninja> you got good facial hair man
17:49:00 <johninja> i saw your beard
17:49:00 <johninja> pretty epic
17:49:00 <johninja> better than mine
17:50:00 <awolf> http://cartelesmix.es/images/CartelesD/docemonos9505.jpg
17:50:00 <Kelevra> Cops just came here lol
17:50:00 <johninja> hehe bruce
17:50:00 <johninja> oh shit Kelevra
17:50:00 <johninja> wowowow
17:50:00 <TheRon> did you hide your stash?
17:50:00 <johninja> why?
17:50:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wow they came to serve that AVO i took out on ya
17:50:00 <awolf> i grew one once and i thought it suited me then i shaved and everyone said wow thank god you shaved that moustache you look much better now etc so theres that
17:50:00 <johninja> yeah i get that too
17:51:00 <awolf> plus gay men on trains would stare into my eyes
17:51:00 <johninja> lol
17:51:00 <Kelevra> They said someone called them and said to check on me cause I'm bleeding so I stood at the door laughing
17:51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Kelevra shall not stalk, harass, molest turkey
17:51:00 <johninja> jesus Kelevra
17:51:00 <johninja> what dicks
17:51:00 <Kelevra> Fkn weird hey
17:51:00 <johninja> hmmm
17:51:00 <johninja> very
17:51:00 <Kelevra> What a waste of time
17:51:00 <johninja> who is butthurt enough to do that?
17:51:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Kelevra id thank them for checkin
17:52:00 <johninja> and knows your location
17:52:00 <johninja> dyl?
17:52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> WHAT IF U WERE SERIOUSLY BLEEDIN
17:52:00 <awolf> prob trying to get you arrested for smoking the pot
17:52:00 <Kelevra> Anthony or maybe joel , Joel's been harassing Lee via text most of the day
17:52:00 <johninja> ahhh
17:52:00 <johninja> they should get in trouble for wasting police recources
17:52:00 <johninja> its an offence
17:52:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i say youse bring it on urselfs
17:53:00 <johninja> lol i won't deny that
17:53:00 <johninja> it all works out even in the end
17:54:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQsg6XXGxXQ
17:54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hot Chocolate - Every 1's a Winner (1978) HQ (Sep 5, 2011) 3:59 - Category: Music - 171,477 views - 959 likes (98.9%), 11 dislikes (1.1%)
17:55:00 <johninja> ugh
17:55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Saw 2 highway patrol cars pulled over a 4wd on hume freeway just past speed cameras heading northbound about 20mins ago
17:55:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> run gordon its the police mannn
17:56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Kelevra did u invite the cops in for a bong/line of coke?
17:56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> drink?
17:56:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sex?
17:57:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> did u 'talk' biz
17:57:00 <Kelevra> Nah but they're still outside
17:57:00 <awolf> i dont think it was joel Kelevra
17:57:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol
17:57:00 <TheRon> i'm playing poker on the playstation
17:57:00 <Kelevra> first thing I thought when I saw them was 'what bad things have I done'
17:57:00 <Kelevra> Then I remembered I'm a fucking angek
17:57:00 <Kelevra> Angel
17:57:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Your a angel ;)
17:58:00 <johninja> lol
17:58:00 <johninja> why are they still there?
17:58:00 <Kelevra> awolf either way I'm not sure who it was, no harm no foul just weird someone would call the cops and say I'm bleeding and they'd actually come out
17:59:00 <Kelevra> Dunno lol
17:59:00 <johninja> hmmm
17:59:00 <Kelevra> Paddy wagon bang
17:59:00 <Kelevra> Bang bus
17:59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> its a false report
17:59:00 <johninja> they should fuck off
17:59:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> by someone u know
17:59:00 <johninja> or get a warrant
17:59:00 <Kelevra> No shit lol
17:59:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jql09bJGehY
17:59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Buck 65 "Dirt Bike Pt.2 (Rambler and The Free Spirit) LIVE (Sep 14, 2008) 4:12 - Category: Music - 5,172 views - 25 likes (69.4%), 11 dislikes (30.6%)
18:00:00 <Kelevra> They just took off, probably were waiting on a job
18:00:00 <johninja> ahh yeh
18:00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> good job being a constable
18:00:00 <johninja> shouldn't be hard to find on in your suburb lol
18:00:00 <johninja> *one
18:00:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> race round in ur car fighting the bad guys
18:01:00 <Kelevra> Yeah lmao
18:01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> helping victims
18:01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :/
18:01:00 <Kelevra> A crime probably gets committed every fifteen seconds here lol
18:01:00 <johninja> making criminals out of potheads
18:01:00 <johninja> lol
18:02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Chasers War on Everything
18:02:00 <johninja> gonna get fucked up tonight
18:02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> thats my favorite show
18:02:00 <johninja> its ok
18:02:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> makes me wanna do Journalism, media studies and communication
18:03:00 <johninja> people are born with that kind of wit
18:03:00 <johninja> either you got it or you don't
18:03:00 <Kelevra> Lol Joel's in pm saying he'll knock me on my ass
18:03:00 <Kelevra> What a wimpy bitch
18:03:00 <johninja> ...though guy
18:03:00 <johninja> tough?
18:03:00 <johninja> ugh
18:03:00 <johninja> think i might be drunk already
18:03:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u ment thortful guy didnt u johninja
18:04:00 <johninja> lol
18:04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> or through
18:04:00 <johninja> yes telling women you will beat them up in PM is thoughtful
18:04:00 <johninja> how considerate of him
18:04:00 <Kelevra> He said he'll fuck me with a knife
18:04:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im sure Kelevra has a mobile ph stun gun or some pepper spray
18:04:00 <Kelevra> What a pisser
18:05:00 <johninja> in the year 2000 i made an album called square
18:06:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> just 4 u johninja http://youtu.be/ShiShrR_nh8
18:06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Silverchair - Anthem For The Year 2000 (Mar 6, 2011) 3:53 - Category: Music - 723,593 views - 4,008 likes (98.8%), 50 dislikes (1.2%)
18:06:00 <johninja> aww cool
18:06:00 <johninja> i'll chuck it on
18:06:00 <Kelevra> He said he wants to fuck my dead body
18:06:00 <Kelevra> I knew he had a crush on me
18:06:00 <johninja> i would just ignore him
18:06:00 <johninja> he is fucked up
18:06:00 <TheRon> tomorrow
18:07:00 <johninja> yeah he cried so much when i said i was going to meet you etc
18:07:00 <johninja> even when he was going out with lee
18:07:00 <johninja> i must admit i was just saying stuff to piss him off >_<
18:07:00 <johninja> lol
18:07:00 <Kelevra> I'd let him fuck my corpse just to prove his manhood, from this angle he seems so girlish, gay and boy like
18:07:00 <johninja> yes
18:08:00 <Kelevra> I think I'm more of a man then he'll ever be lol
18:08:00 <johninja> why is lee even talking to him
18:08:00 <johninja> fuck
18:08:00 <Kelevra> Nah she isnt
18:08:00 <Kelevra> She went cops about him
18:08:00 <Kelevra> He's a dropkick
18:09:00 <Serenity> wtf is joel still alive
18:09:00 <johninja> he really is
18:09:00 <Kelevra> Yeah lol He's in pm
18:09:00 <Kelevra> 'I'll knife fuck you'
18:09:00 <Kelevra> So erotic
18:09:00 <Serenity> wtf
18:09:00 <Kelevra> Poor awolf
18:09:00 <Serenity> why is he still carrying on...
18:09:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> these things do happen in chatrooms
18:09:00 <Serenity> does anyone even talk to him anymore
18:09:00 <Kelevra> Cause lees over him
18:09:00 <Kelevra> He stressed her out today bad
18:09:00 <johninja> yeah awolf is having a hard time sticking up for his mate
18:10:00 <Serenity> =/
18:10:00 <Kelevra> She had the shakes
18:10:00 <johninja> good idea just leaving
18:10:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i cant put words to it
18:10:00 <Serenity> wow really
18:10:00 <Serenity> poor girl
18:10:00 <johninja> heh
18:10:00 <Kelevra> Yeah so she went cops and they said to take it to court
18:10:00 <Serenity> she should
18:10:00 <Serenity> wha did he say to her
18:11:00 <Kelevra> He threatened her with violence then just called her names
18:11:00 <Kelevra> Whore, fat slut
18:11:00 <Serenity> thats fucked
18:11:00 <Kelevra> The police woman saw all the texts, should've seen her face
18:11:00 <johninja> see, jess tried to have a dig at me today saying i'm mean
18:11:00 <johninja> ii haven't even been talking to her lol
18:11:00 <johninja> she wants me to delete pictures of her
18:11:00 <johninja> i have no intention of sharing them with anyone
18:11:00 <Kelevra> She asked what's wrong with him and Lee told her about his mental illness
18:12:00 <johninja> bmeanwhile she has been having a huge bitch to picard
18:12:00 <Kelevra> johninja: don't be an anthony
18:12:00 <Kelevra> You're better
18:12:00 <johninja> i'm not a cunt dude
18:12:00 <Kelevra> I know
18:12:00 <johninja> i only retaaliate when people do shit like that to me
18:12:00 <Kelevra> Yeah same
18:12:00 <johninja> but yeah she should really stop bitching to picard about me
18:12:00 <Kelevra> I showed Anthony's dick to lees sister
18:12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> watch him.. his a magican
18:12:00 <johninja> its not like i have been whining to hyou about her
18:12:00 <Kelevra> Never seen a woman laugh Sif hard
18:12:00 <Kelevra> So
18:12:00 <Serenity> sucks when this shit has to come online
18:13:00 <johninja> i know right
18:13:00 <johninja> i hate it
18:13:00 <johninja> but fuck man....i will fight
18:13:00 <johninja> you know
18:13:00 <Kelevra> Yeah
18:13:00 <johninja> if they want to take it there? fuck them
18:13:00 <Serenity> yeah
18:13:00 <Serenity> i had to learn when it happened to me ages back to not retaliate no matter what
18:13:00 <johninja> i haven't said fuck all about jess man
18:13:00 <johninja> i could
18:13:00 <Serenity> worked for me in the end
18:13:00 <johninja> but i won't
18:14:00 <Kelevra> Jess had her anus licked by aaron
18:14:00 <Kelevra> Hahahaha
18:14:00 <Kelevra> I love how foul that is
18:14:00 <johninja> lol i could say so much
18:14:00 <johninja> but meh
18:14:00 <johninja> i'll let her do that
18:15:00 <johninja> see how far she wants to push it
18:15:00 <Serenity> yeah take the moral high ground
18:15:00 <Kelevra> She wants your penis
18:15:00 <Serenity> its so easy to just get it all out there but so much sweeter when you dont
18:15:00 <johninja> yep
18:16:00 <johninja> but i still hate being accused of being a cunt
18:16:00 <johninja> like she tried to tell me today how mean i have been
18:16:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill meet u in the akhira johninja
18:16:00 <johninja> i have really done fuck all
18:16:00 <Kelevra> We all know you have pent up cunt in you
18:16:00 <Kelevra> You're the meanest!
18:16:00 <johninja> lol
18:16:00 <Serenity> yeah but are people telling her things that are made up
18:16:00 <johninja> oh yeah i won't deny i can be a total motherfucker
18:17:00 <johninja> i have that
18:17:00 <Kelevra> I'm going to tell her I fucked you and I'm having your baby
18:17:00 <johninja> special tallent
18:17:00 <Kelevra> Nah I wont
18:17:00 <johninja> for pissing people off
18:17:00 <Kelevra> =P
18:17:00 <johninja> haha
18:17:00 <johninja> lol mel
18:17:00 <TheRon> why would people target kelevra, she's so innocent
18:17:00 <Kelevra> Shed believed it cause I'm a whore
18:17:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Nevermind that women having that baby she was raped
18:17:00 <johninja> yeah apparently
18:17:00 <Kelevra> Haha
18:17:00 <johninja> just not for me ;'(
18:18:00 <johninja> i guess it works both ways
18:18:00 <Kelevra> Hahaha
18:18:00 <johninja> i didn't fingerbang you either
18:18:00 <Kelevra> Cause I never have my rags when you're around
18:18:00 <Kelevra> =(
18:18:00 <johninja> lol
18:19:00 <johninja> unfortunate
18:19:00 <Serenity> i still have my box of johnny plugs
18:19:00 <johninja> ugh..that reminds me
18:19:00 <Serenity> rofl
18:19:00 <johninja> hahaha
18:19:00 <TheRon> johninja should be in a tampon ad
18:19:00 <johninja> it's murder on the dancefloor
18:19:00 <Kelevra> I wonder if emos or goths suck on tampons
18:20:00 <johninja> this is getting a bit gross lol
18:20:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://youtu.be/gSkEnwbRgd0
18:20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Silverchair - Anthem For The Year 2000 (The 2009 Remix) (Dec 23, 2008) 3:31 - Category: Music - 34,603 views - 39 likes (76.5%), 12 dislikes (23.5%)
18:20:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsISfQAXE60
18:20:00 <TheRon> first thing you know i'll be back in bow river again
18:20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Murder On The Dance Floor (Jun 10, 2009) 4:05 - Category: Music - 4,842,038 views - 19,947 likes (98.7%), 261 dislikes (1.3%)
18:20:00 <Mew> The first picture i linked to ben on irc before we even met was of a girl sucking a used tampon
18:20:00 <Kelevra> I just thought of a more gross thing
18:20:00 <Mew> Thats how he knew it was lahv
18:20:00 <Kelevra> Put dirty tampons in a bag and squeeze the blood out then place the blood carefully on your lovers pillow for satisfaction
18:21:00 <johninja> ...
18:21:00 <Kelevra> =)
18:21:00 <johninja> puppies puppies puppies
18:21:00 <Kelevra> I wish I lived with my brother
18:21:00 <Kelevra> I'd so do it
18:21:00 <Mew> We both know a girl who put her used sanitary napkins in a guys pillowcase
18:21:00 <Kelevra> Lmao
18:21:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
18:22:00 <Mew> He deserved it though lol
18:22:00 <Kelevra> I told Shaun to jack off on his sisters pillow and let it dry but he wouldnt
18:22:00 <Kelevra> Lol
18:22:00 <Kelevra> I hated his sister
18:22:00 <Mew> I dont think i met her
18:22:00 <johninja> lol my mate was telling me about how he fucked this dudes sister, he was being an arrogant cunt but sleeping on a pillow he used to wipe his cum off
18:22:00 <Kelevra> She was rarely there but when she was shed be all nazi
18:22:00 <johninja> sweet revenge
18:22:00 <Y2K> http://youtu.be/SYs2HHYqmxw
18:22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fedde Le Grand - 'Put Your Hands Up For Detroit' (Official Video) (Sep 30, 2009) - Category: Music - 21,177,703 views - 61,687 likes (97%), 1,914 dislikes (3%)
18:23:00 <Kelevra> 'Can you not smoke near my washing line'
18:23:00 <Kelevra> I was like four mtrs away
18:23:00 <TheRon> are you old enough?
18:23:00 <Y2K> thats alot of disklikes
18:23:00 <Mew> Mr D
18:23:00 <johninja> i think the worst one i have ever heard was "can you not hold onto my diet coke please it will go flat, put it on the floor" - jess
18:23:00 <johninja> yes because it won't go flat on the floor
18:24:00 <johninja> so fucking anal retentive
18:24:00 <Kelevra> Wtf lol
18:24:00 <mrdanger> hey mew
18:24:00 <Kelevra> She's so fkn weird
18:24:00 <johninja> just one of those people that couldn't let you just sit there without hassling you about something
18:24:00 <johninja> get fucked eh
18:24:00 <Kelevra> Oh shed drain the fkn life out of me
18:24:00 <johninja> yes
18:24:00 <Serenity> lol @ not hold me coke.
18:24:00 <Mew> Lol i can hear my neighbour talking from halfway up the street
18:24:00 <Serenity> oookkk
18:24:00 <mrdanger> johninja: did you enjoy your ride on the crazy train?
18:24:00 <Mew> Shes so loud
18:24:00 <johninja> lol
18:24:00 <Mew> I luf her
18:25:00 <Serenity> you should have listened to mrdanger
18:25:00 <Serenity> hes always said shes mad
18:25:00 <johninja> ...
18:25:00 <Y2K> johninja has the hand to the kingdom
18:25:00 <Kelevra> Ssej
18:25:00 <Kelevra> Glad jess didntp
18:25:00 <johninja> i am almost reaching a point where i am about to dish some dirt, she deserves it, been saying shit to picard
18:25:00 <Kelevra> Didn't meet me
18:25:00 <johninja> i don't want to do it man
18:25:00 <johninjaway> bbs
18:25:00 <mrdanger> lol
18:25:00 <mrdanger> dirt
18:25:00 <mrdanger> I like her, but she's crazy
18:25:00 <Kelevra> Lol she talks to picard
18:25:00 <Kelevra> What a rank bitch
18:26:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> heres a song for my autistic followers http://youtu.be/L_fCqg92qks
18:26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eric Prydz - Call On Me (Feb 4, 2009) 2:52 - Category: Entertainment - 54,640,788 views - 145,665 likes (95.9%), 6,251 dislikes (4.1%)
18:26:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL @ it'll go flat
18:26:00 <ShadowLurker> righto
18:26:00 <Serenity> good friend just no good for a girlfriend mrdanger?
18:26:00 <mrdanger> she fell over backwards on a glass at my house once
18:26:00 <mrdanger> Serenity: exactly
18:26:00 <TheRon> one of my favourite clips
18:26:00 <Kelevra> mrdanger only dates divorcées
18:26:00 <mrdanger> psht
18:26:00 <TheRon> all that thrusting
18:26:00 <Kelevra> Who are still married
18:26:00 <Kelevra> Harr harr
18:26:00 <mrdanger> lol
18:27:00 <Kelevra> Whore mc danger farts
18:27:00 <mrdanger> seperated
18:27:00 <mrdanger> arated?
18:27:00 <Kelevra> Still she's married
18:27:00 <mrdanger> i dunno
18:27:00 <Kelevra> You're a whorey guy
18:27:00 <Serenity> separated would be better its kinda naughty but not really
18:27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> id eat Kelevra's babies
18:27:00 <mrdanger> im a pretty unsuccessful whore
18:28:00 <Kelevra> I'd eat your babies WiLd_TuRkeY
18:28:00 <Kelevra> I have to get a load in my mouth before I die
18:28:00 <Kelevra> Its the circle of life
18:28:00 <mrdanger> hah
18:28:00 <Serenity> o.O
18:28:00 <mrdanger> classy biatch
18:28:00 <ShadowLurker> umm
18:28:00 <ShadowLurker> what
18:29:00 <TheRon> the kuna matata??
18:29:00 <Kelevra> Fkn oath, I'm turning 28 and its become a thing where when women talk about swallowing I just sit and feel awkward
18:29:00 <Kelevra> It'll happen oneday
18:29:00 <Serenity> have you never?
18:29:00 <Serenity> wtf
18:29:00 <mrdanger> lol
18:29:00 <Kelevra> Then I'll know its love
18:29:00 <Kelevra> Nah never, I have a funky gag relfec
18:29:00 <Kelevra> Reflex
18:30:00 <Kelevra> I'm the shittiest female
18:30:00 <couleurs> me 2
18:30:00 <Kelevra> ^5
18:30:00 <Kelevra> Brb I have to check the door
18:30:00 <ShadowLurker> O.o
18:30:00 <Serenity> is it still a door
18:30:00 <ShadowLurker> damnit woman
18:31:00 <ShadowLurker> i just thought that
18:31:00 <couleurs> it's probably still there
18:31:00 <Serenity> :)
18:32:00 <Kelevra> Lees paranoid cause of the cops
18:32:00 <ShadowLurker> it changed into a window all matrix style
18:32:00 <Kelevra> And the other night she reckons she heard a guys voice outside
18:32:00 <Serenity> aye?
18:33:00 <TheRon> you weren't were you kelevra?
18:33:00 <Kelevra> Cops came here before saying someone called them and told them I was bleeding
18:33:00 <TheRon> time of the month?
18:33:00 <Kelevra> TheRon: weren't doing?
18:33:00 <Kelevra> Nah lol
18:33:00 <Kelevra> If I was excessively bleeding I'd go dr
18:33:00 <Serenity> wtf..
18:33:00 <Serenity> prank calls to the cops?
18:33:00 <Serenity> ugh
18:33:00 <Kelevra> Yeah pretty shitty hey
18:33:00 <ShadowLurker> who does that
18:34:00 <Kelevra> Anthony or his mum according to awolf
18:34:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://youtu.be/5u9yOYr6P1U
18:34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Daft Punk - Doing It Right on Eight Floppy Drives (Oct 22, 2013) 4:04 - Category: Science and Technology - 8,603 views - 661 likes (99%), 7 dislikes (1%)
18:34:00 <Serenity> joel?
18:34:00 <Kelevra> Cause he said it wasn't joel
18:34:00 <Serenity> oh
18:35:00 <Serenity> why would his mum do it?
18:35:00 <Kelevra> Cause I haven't contacted her =/
18:35:00 <Kelevra> Didn't know what to say
18:37:00 <Serenity> people are so straneg
18:37:00 <Serenity> strange
18:37:00 <ShadowLurker> people are fucked
18:41:00 <couleurs> HaPPy^HaLLoWeaN
18:43:00 <TheRon> coldplay - god put a smile on your face
18:43:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Stone Sour : 30/30-150 [Come What(Ever) May - 2006]
18:47:00 <TheRon> dakota
18:53:00 <BlackDevil> man
18:53:00 <BlackDevil> i urinated
18:53:00 <Loof> i fried
18:54:00 <BlackDevil> it was so red
18:54:00 <Loof> shouldn't yank it so much
18:54:00 <Loof> might go blind
18:54:00 <Loof> blood pee is just the first sign
18:55:00 <Kelevra> Lol Joel goes 'did you enjoy your visit from the police' like I was in trouble
18:55:00 <Kelevra> What an idiot
19:01:00 <couleurs> which 1 is joel
19:01:00 <BlackDevil> http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1383115608844.jpg
19:01:00 <Kelevra> You know Joel..
19:02:00 <couleurs> well she's definitely got a drooling problem
19:04:00 <BlackDevil> http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1383117749366.gif
19:08:00 <Kelevra> What's for dinner?
19:08:00 <BlackDevil> dick
19:08:00 <Kelevra> You are.
19:08:00 <BlackDevil> i am
19:09:00 <couleurs> lasagne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19:10:00 <Kelevra> Had lasagna two nights ago
19:11:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/kw768Vu.gif
19:11:00 <couleurs> from witch to bitch
19:13:00 <couleurs> i'm garfield
19:17:00 <knives> fat and hairy?
19:19:00 <couleurs> no i just like lasagne
19:19:00 <knives> what about mondays?
19:19:00 <couleurs> everybody hates mondays
19:19:00 <knives> sure but garfield REALLY hates them
19:19:00 <knives> and he doesn't even work
19:20:00 <couleurs> just like Pieter
19:20:00 <knives> kinda
19:20:00 <knives> garfield makes sense and he's amusing
19:21:00 <couleurs> hehe
19:25:00 <Pieter[OuT`POWERTOTHEME]> CYA NOT MES
19:27:00 <couleurs> yep i see what you mean....
19:28:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> `seen awolf
19:28:00 <prowl> WiLd_TuRkeY, awolf ([email protected]) was last seen parting #random 1 hour 18 minutes ago (30.10. 17:09), after spending 10 hours 4 minutes there.
19:28:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> There is vast consensus among physicists that our universe started with a Big Bang from a state of gravitational singularity.
19:28:00 <Loof> Pieter[OuT`POWERTOTHEME] all excited cause he's off to score meth
19:29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mm i could smoke some herion, shoot a shot of scotch, smoke a bong or two of weed, pop a pill
19:29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> drink some beer
19:29:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> snort a line of coke
19:29:00 <Kelevra> I'll take all minus the heroin kthnx
19:30:00 <Kelevra> Bbl its city time
19:30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> those drug will be my last meal b4 the death penatly
19:31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> maybe some LSD
19:32:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Cosmogony (or cosmogeny) is any scientific theory concerning the coming into existence (or origin) of either the cosmos (or universe), or the so-called reality of sentient beings
19:33:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> digital physics is a collection of theoretical perspectives based on the premise that the universe is, at heart, describable by information, and is therefore computable
19:35:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Kelevra i will settle for getting totally fucked up!@
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