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00:00 <katatonic_kate> nuttin much
00:12 Quit: GhOuLiEs ([email protected]) Quit:
01:14 <kibblz> :�
01:14 Part: maggieb ([email protected]) from #melbourne
01:23 <Netz> Happy Australia Day, sinners
01:28 <Netz> for those on AEDT
01:36 <Netz> Tue Jan 26 00:01:30 EST 2010
01:38 <katatonic_kate> slooder!
01:39 <Netz> 222 years old today!
01:46 <Netz> katatonic_kate: sizzler!
01:47 <katatonic_kate> :D
02:16 Join: IthinkNot ([email protected]) to #melbourne
02:19 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v IthinkNot
02:31 <TheySeeMeTrollin> not this nutter again
03:04 <IthinkNot> ello people
03:08 <Bastard> hi
03:10 <katatonic_kate> hey hey
03:15 <IthinkNot> heya kate
03:26 * kibblz puts a spider on IthinkNot's head
03:31 Quit: noddy07 ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
03:37 * IthinkNot bites kibblz hand
04:07 <kibblz> ouch
04:07 <kibblz> :P
04:13 <IthinkNot> :D
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04:44 Quit: MaTo ([email protected]) Quit: Doctors' PreS�RIPTion - Advanced Treatment v2 By DrCorp @ http://www.drcorp.net/ Many young people think old age is a disease from which they are immune
06:14 <IthinkNot> how are you kibblz
06:32 Nick: D4Daddy is now known as D4Daddy_
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07:24 <kibblz> good yourself.
07:54 <Serebii> lol @ you two
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10:34 <IthinkNot> yer im good thx
11:16 <kibblz> come on a bit late today eh
11:47 <GuineaBacon> im in love with me
11:47 <TheyHatin> hahaha
11:49 <GuineaBacon> i mena you
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13:00 Nick: TheyHatin is now known as ISlamYouSlamWeAllSlamForIslam
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13:13 Kick: doctor was kicked by ChanOP (when you can learn and respect the rules, you will be allowed back in (excessiv)
13:31 <GuineaBacon> aww
13:34 <GuineaBacon> eh he he
14:47 <Agetro> oriter mate
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19:23 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> this chan is the envy of the other city channels
19:37 <kibblz> ?
19:53 <Agetro> ORTIE!
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20:14 <GuineaBacon> STFU black Robin!
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20:20 <Deadmau5> anyone going to BDO?
20:22 <GuineaBacon> haha nice nick
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26:37 <sandraa> :)
26:50 <MrMW> hey hornbags!
26:53 <Longie> >:(
27:05 <clubsamwich> hey dirty dogs
27:30 <Netz> clubsamwich: u summoned me?
27:55 <clubsamwich> Netz, i'm in a constant summoning of you
28:05 <Netz> hot
28:32 <clubsamwich> Netz, do you still quiz people for their post codes? ....the irc world changed the day you stopped doing that
28:51 <Serebii> clubsamwich, i just had a quiz before
28:59 Part: zoso ([email protected]) from #melbourne
29:02 <Netz> clubsamwich: 3130?
29:04 <clubsamwich> Serebii, did you pass?
29:08 <Longie> http://img.moonbuggy.org/i-am-the-master-cockblocker/
29:09 <Serebii> clubsamwich, yes
29:17 <clubsamwich> Netz, correcto mondo!
29:28 <Serebii> [23:56] (Netz): you got the music question rite - it was Hinder
29:28 <Serebii> [23:56] (Netz): identify verified
30:05 <Wags-The-Dog> the world is scratching at mr door. my morning papers gots the scores, the human interest stories
30:15 Part: Longie ([email protected]) from #melbourne
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30:23 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Longie
30:34 <Serebii> so my identity has been verified. hooray!
30:51 <Netz> Serebii: well done!
30:54 <ISlamYouSlamWeAllSlamForIslam> whats an ortega?
30:54 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@202.124.21248F.CA181C
30:55 Kick: ISlamYouSlamWeAllSlamForIslam was kicked by ChanOP ((Daniel) To use this word, means your mentioning personal information, enjoy your ban)
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31:08 <clubsamwich> Serebii, your identity has been verified but your character is still in question
31:24 Quit: Deeks2009 ([email protected]) EOF from client
31:32 <Serebii> Netz, i still think it was a waste of your time checking logs
31:35 <Serebii> but thats just me
31:45 <Netz> i'm big on logs
31:48 <Netz> it gives me a thrill
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32:03 <Netz> and everyone is on here coz they wanna waste time!
32:11 <Serebii> it just tells me your memory isnt good enough
32:12 <IthinkNot> lol
32:14 <Netz> you dont conserve time by chatting blindly on here!
32:16 <clubsamwich> Serebii, one of these days that log checking Netz takes care of is going to save your life!
32:23 <Netz> clubsamwich: exactly
32:32 <Serebii> clubsamwich, oh noes! my life you say?
32:36 <Serebii> say it isnt so!
32:55 <clubsamwich> Serebii, i say and i say again ....your life!
32:56 <Serebii> Netz, we never chatted
33:01 <Serebii> so you didnt learn much anyway
33:20 <Netz> Serebii: i read your words & they inspired me
33:21 <Serebii> i just remember you going on about Belle
33:24 <Serebii> and post codes
33:28 <Serebii> and stating previous nicks
33:32 <Serebii> of and slooder
33:34 <Netz> Serebii: u know my girl?
33:36 <Serebii> cant forget those
33:43 <Serebii> Netz, no sir
33:47 <Serebii> i dont know her
33:56 <Netz> Serebii: i'd love u both to meet...maybe u can both do lunch one day?
34:16 <Serebii> sure
34:24 <Netz> great, i'll make the arrangements
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34:49 Join: WiLd_TuRkeY ([email protected]) to #melbourne
34:53 <Netz> bed time sinners
34:55 Quit: Netz ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
34:57 <WiLd_TuRkeY> AUSSIE aussie AUSSIE
35:07 <WiLd_TuRkeY> OI oi OI
35:16 <WiLd_TuRkeY> bah
35:25 <WiLd_TuRkeY> bah blacksheep
35:26 <Serebii> Ren so you and kibblz have been pretty friendly with each other
35:36 <IthinkNot> we have ?
35:45 <clubsamwich> what's that supposed to mean, Serebii?
35:46 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hello my fello australians
35:46 <Serebii> hes normally a meany
35:48 <sandraa> lol WiLd_TuRkeY
35:56 <clubsamwich> are you saying that Ren and kibblz are friends?
36:05 <WiLd_TuRkeY> morning sandraa. i had the worse headache b4
36:06 Quit: Grapple ([email protected]) Quit: Bye everybody!
36:12 <sandraa> yeah same
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36:16 <sandraa> all day was
36:20 <Serebii> clubsamwich, im saying that ever since i introduces kibblz to Ren (on here)
36:21 <sandraa> killing me
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36:25 <Serebii> theybe been best of pals
36:31 <Serebii> *d
36:40 <clubsamwich> Serebii, so you're quite the match maker then
36:43 Quit: _cia_ ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
36:45 * IthinkNot sits and reads all about herself
37:01 <Serebii> clubsamwich, call me Hitch
37:14 * clubsamwich sits and reads about IthinkNot on the cover of Big Whoop! magazine
37:25 <IthinkNot> oi clubsamwich
37:35 <Serebii> sandraa, you finally got a job!
37:38 <IthinkNot> id at least make it to famous
37:44 <clubsamwich> you're alright by me, Hitch
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38:10 <clubsamwich> IthinkNot, i don't understand
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38:23 <IthinkNot> famous the mag
38:27 <sandraa> Serebii ??
38:28 <sandraa> lol
38:30 <clubsamwich> is that a mag?
38:36 <IthinkNot> yes
38:37 <sandraa> had one for a while now?
38:37 <Serebii> sandraa ??
38:48 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i wouldnt mind working for a magazine but that means u have to write :(
38:58 <clubsamwich> how do you know that famous mag is better than Big Whoop!?
39:08 <WiLd_TuRkeY> maybe the magazine can work for me
39:16 <clubsamwich> WiLd_TuRkeY, you can be the editor
39:18 <tr1p1ea> quiet PIGS!
39:25 <IthinkNot> i dont ,i just know that one
39:28 <Serebii> WiLd_TuRkeY, oh heaven forbidden if you have to put pen to paper and write something
39:42 <tr1p1ea> Why would heaven forbid something?
39:56 <Longie> kels gay
39:56 <Serebii> tr1p1ea, chut up
39:57 <Longie> pass it on
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40:06 <Longie> naw
40:10 <Longie> patrick hates gay talk
40:11 <WiLd_TuRkeY> editor sounds good
40:11 * IthinkNot passes on that kel 's gay
40:13 <kibblz> �
40:15 <clubsamwich> i'd rather be on the cover of Big Whoop! than on the cover of famous
40:27 <tr1p1ea> Kel's a purple monkey dishwasher
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40:40 <tr1p1ea> clubsamwich: big issue?
40:44 <Serebii> damn it!
40:58 <Serebii> i forgot how to do the upside down question mark
41:00 <clubsamwich> tr1p1ea, no thanks ...i don't read them
41:15 <IthinkNot> �
41:17 <Serebii> ctrl numpad 3, 6 9
41:24 <Serebii> or alt
41:31 <Serebii> grrrrrrrrr
41:45 <Serebii> �
41:47 <tr1p1ea> �
41:50 <kibblz> dont copy me.
41:52 <kibblz> please
41:53 <tr1p1ea> actially its ALT+168
41:56 <kibblz> :�
41:59 <clubsamwich> ¿
42:08 <kibblz> �:)-k
42:27 Quit: Deb35 ([email protected]) Quit:
42:36 <kibblz> |||�|||
42:38 <tr1p1ea> �ull �
42:51 <Serebii> how do u do the small o
42:59 <Serebii> for degrees
43:05 <tr1p1ea> �
43:09 <Serebii> yeah
43:10 <tr1p1ea> 248
43:23 <Serebii> ���
43:29 <Serebii> i always used to make that face
43:39 <Serebii> tr1p1ea, thanks
43:46 <tr1p1ea> ���
43:50 <clubsamwich> did it used to make girls wet their panties?
44:07 <Serebii> clubsamwich, in netz words "always"
44:13 <MrMW> wet panties!!!
44:17 <clubsamwich> sizzle
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44:43 <Serebii> _________________________/\_____________\o/_______________
44:44 <GuineaBacon> sizzle
44:46 <Serebii> help shark!
45:19 Quit: mR`KoLO ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
45:20 <GuineaBacon> onoes!
45:22 <GuineaBacon> nom nom
45:27 * GuineaBacon TO THE RESCUE!
45:31 * GuineaBacon swims the other way
45:34 <GuineaBacon> of myself!
45:51 <Longie> ��������������������������������������������������������������-_-����������������������������������������
45:56 Quit: Wags-The-Dog ([email protected]) Quit:
46:09 * mikey touches Longie in inappropriate places
46:11 <clubsamwich> ~~~~~\o~~~~
46:27 <Longie> �v�
46:31 Quit: JustinZ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
46:32 * IthinkNot takes pictures
46:33 * demon` unzips
46:39 <Serebii> ___
46:40 <Serebii> {o,o}
46:40 <Serebii> |)__)
46:40 <Serebii> -"-"-
46:40 <Serebii> O RLY?
46:44 <Longie> YARLY
46:45 * clubsamwich strokes it
46:48 <Longie> NAKED
46:51 <Serebii> ___
46:51 <Serebii> {�,�}
46:51 <Serebii> (__(|
46:51 <Serebii> -"-"-
46:51 <Serebii> YA RLY!
46:56 <kibblz> flooding
46:59 <kibblz> is not permitted
47:01 <kibblz> on austnet
47:11 <GuineaBacon> what to fucking eat
47:12 * IthinkNot slaps kel
47:14 <GuineaBacon> im hungry fuck
47:18 <kibblz> i cooked food
47:20 <kibblz> im gonna go eat it now
47:22 <clubsamwich> hungry fuckin?
47:26 <demon`> suck both my balls
47:28 * kibblz throws a few spiders in the bowl and gives to IthinkNot
47:30 <Serebii> kibblz, making rice isnt cooking
47:34 * mikey sucks both of demon`'s balls
47:36 <Serebii> anyone can make rice
47:39 <kibblz> to me it is
47:40 <demon`> lol mikey
47:45 <mikey> salty :(
47:47 * demon` unfs mikey
47:49 * IthinkNot bites kibblz hand again
47:51 <demon`> nah clean
47:53 <mikey> *gag*
47:58 <demon`> smells like lynx africa
47:59 <GuineaBacon> im nomming shapes mini munchies bbq
48:00 <Serebii> kibblz, yeah youre right. rice is a step up for you
48:03 <kibblz> all these bite marks on my hand.
48:03 <Serebii> :)
48:05 <kibblz> :/
48:13 <mikey> you spray your balls with africa?
48:21 <Serebii> rofl^
48:27 <demon`> nah
48:29 <clubsamwich> i use corn flour on my balls
48:31 <demon`> shoe\wer gel
48:35 <tr1p1ea> why are you smelling his balls?
48:35 <demon`> shower
48:36 <mikey> oic
48:38 <demon`> even
48:50 <Longie> i spray my balls with pheromones
48:57 <clubsamwich> smelling balls is what makes life good
49:01 <Longie> so when i fall asleep on the bus i get headjobs
49:05 * Longie finds a bus
49:20 <tr1p1ea> thats cause your balls are INSIDE your head
49:24 <clubsamwich> when i wake up on the train i'm covered in ectoplasm
49:30 <mikey> im catching your bas
49:32 <demon`> whoremoans
49:32 <mikey> er
49:33 <mikey> bus
49:33 <demon`> lol
49:43 <demon`> bus stop wench
49:44 <Serebii> good lord, you still havent gotten your license and its 2010!
49:45 <demon`> lol
49:51 <mikey> how do you make a hormone?
50:01 <demon`> kick her in the box
50:02 <clubsamwich> it's 2010? .....happy new year!!!!
50:03 <tr1p1ea> you invest in stocks
50:07 * mikey giggles
50:15 <clubsamwich> happy new year, everybody
50:20 <Serebii> clubsamwich, 2012 we all dead
50:20 <kibblz> cars make ppl lazy
50:23 <mikey> merry christmas clubsamwich
50:35 <clubsamwich> happy festivus, Longie
50:38 Nick: IthinkNot is now known as IthinkCoffee
50:42 <tr1p1ea> ford festiva?
50:44 <GuineaBacon> lol
50:47 <clubsamwich> Serebii, finally some action!
50:54 <GuineaBacon> watching seinfeld now aha
50:59 <clubsamwich> festivus for the rest of us
51:00 <tr1p1ea> on tv?
51:05 <GuineaBacon> mm
51:10 <tr1p1ea> or on the television
51:22 <GuineaBacon> on tvvision
51:26 <tr1p1ea> tube?
51:36 <GuineaBacon> tvvisiontube
51:42 <tr1p1ea> tubes*
51:53 <GuineaBacon> tvvisiontubes*
52:06 <tr1p1ea> i knew this family that banned their kids from watching tv
52:08 <tr1p1ea> from BIRTH
52:14 <tr1p1ea> they never owned one
52:21 <clubsamwich> tr1p1ea, jehovas witnesses?
52:23 <GuineaBacon> assholes
52:27 <WiLd_TuRkeY> some families Geez
52:41 <GuineaBacon> probably Christadelphians
52:42 <tr1p1ea> my parents tried to kick the tv out of the house once
52:48 <Serebii> tr1p1ea, was that family yours?
52:49 <clubsamwich> if i had never watched tv, i wouldn't know shit
52:51 <tr1p1ea> i hooked it up and played videogames in the shed
53:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha tr1p1ea
53:06 <tr1p1ea> then mum read every book in the house, got bored, put the tv back inside and got foxtel :)
53:17 <clubsamwich> tr1p1ea, you won!
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53:28 <kibblz> hmm gotta hang the washing
53:34 <Serebii> these are all crazy stories for me
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53:46 <Serebii> tr1p1ea, why did they put it out in the first place?
53:47 <clubsamwich> i don't watch tv anymore, i watch the world wide net
53:55 <kibblz> Serebii goin off tonight
53:57 <GuineaBacon> tmz!
54:01 <tr1p1ea> something about it being stupid
54:06 <tr1p1ea> shrug
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54:30 <GuineaBacon> fart on your washing
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54:40 <Serebii> Italian28f, how many pms did you just get joining the channel?
54:43 <Serebii> i bet it was 3
54:46 <clubsamwich> spiderman on your washing's face
54:51 <Serebii> tr1p1ea, your family is weird
55:00 <tr1p1ea> on the INSIDE of your washings face
55:29 <tr1p1ea> Serebii: that tv was a piece of shit anyway
55:29 <GuineaBacon> stfu black spiderman nobody wants to smell your fingers
55:34 <tr1p1ea> i had to fix it and it shocked me
55:38 <Serebii> kibblz, are you washing skills are poor as your cooking?
55:40 <tr1p1ea> stupid caps
55:53 <GuineaBacon> Happy Invasion Day everybody!!!!!
55:58 <tr1p1ea> yay!
56:16 <Serebii> i cant construct prper sentences, dont mind me :)
56:19 <Serebii> lol see!
56:22 Nick: IthinkCoffee is now known as IthinkNot
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56:27 <GuineaBacon> remember to offer an aboriginie a dollar and then laugh in his face
56:36 <GuineaBacon> jk
56:50 <Serebii> GuineaBacon, you gone get banned
56:50 <clubsamwich> funny joke, sif offer an aborigine a dollar
56:57 Quit: WiLd_TuRkeY ([email protected]) Quit:
57:06 <tr1p1ea> petrol is more than that a litr now unfortunately
58:10 <clubsamwich> how fucked up must you feel to drink petrol?
58:12 <clubsamwich> seriously
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58:41 <tr1p1ea> maybe if your whole country was taken away and your whole family was killed?
58:41 <Serebii> when i was in syd all the homeless always asked me for money
58:54 <tr1p1ea> then you were given clothes and told to stop being an asshole
58:57 <Serebii> i dont tihkn ive been asked for money from homeless in melb
59:06 <clubsamwich> tr1p1ea, i think i'd rather go on a killing spree then end it all
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59:27 <tr1p1ea> homeless people in melb draw crappy pictures on the footpath and expect dollars
59:35 <tr1p1ea> gonna have to draw better than that for my money
59:55 <Serebii> the bums in syd dont do nothing
00:05 <tr1p1ea> assholes
00:21 <Serebii> at least in melb they can play some instruments
00:25 <tr1p1ea> speaking of assholes, lleyton hewit
00:32 <clubsamwich> like drums made from buckets
00:34 <tr1p1ea> what kind of asshole loses the day before au day
00:59 <clubsamwich> COME ON!!
01:05 <clubsamwich> what an asshole
01:07 <john> h iasl
01:14 <anonguy> he talks to his hand
01:18 <Serebii> hello john
01:18 <ShaneWatson> KNEES
01:19 <Serebii> go away
01:26 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v ShaneWatson
01:27 <clubsamwich> he yells at his hand
01:27 Mode: (by ChanOP) -v+v-v+v-v+v-v+v-v+v-v+v-v+v-v+v ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson
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01:32 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v-v+v ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson
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01:34 <ShaneWatson> KNEES LONGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
01:35 Mode: (by ChanOP) -v+v-v+v-v+v-v+v-v+v-v+v-v+v ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson ShaneWatson
01:40 <Longie> KNEES BITCH
01:41 <Serebii> ShaneWatson, is that you j00cy?
01:49 <ShaneWatson> KNEES
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01:52 <ShaneWatson> BITCHES
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01:54 <clubsamwich> j00cy fr00t?
01:55 <ShaneWatson> FOR ME
01:56 Mode: (by ChanOP) -v+v-v+v-v+v Serebii Serebii Serebii Serebii Serebii Serebii
02:01 <ShaneWatson> come suck my cock
02:05 <ShaneWatson> :)
02:58 <sandraa> no
03:00 <sandraa> :)
03:04 <Serebii> j00cy shut up bitch
03:08 <Serebii> or are you j00cys friend
03:11 <Serebii> the other retard
03:14 <sandraa> lool
03:15 <Serebii> i forget his name
03:40 <ShaneWatson> sandraa
03:42 <ShaneWatson> hi baby
03:49 <ShaneWatson> lets make some babies yeh
03:55 <sandraa> fuck no
04:00 <ShaneWatson> sandraa = my friend
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04:04 <anonguy> she wont fuck
04:06 <ShaneWatson> i love her lots
04:10 <ShaneWatson> shes frigid
04:12 <ShaneWatson> thats all
04:13 <ShaneWatson> :)
04:16 <sandraa> lol exactly anonguy
04:17 <ShaneWatson> come to watto baby
04:19 <ShaneWatson> :P
04:19 * Rocket yawns
04:34 <ShaneWatson> sandraa
04:44 <ShaneWatson> i went past ur shithole on the freeway
04:44 * sandraa looks at Rocket and then yawns
04:54 <sandraa> ShaneWatson ok?
04:55 <tr1p1ea> its spreading
04:58 <GuineaBacon> im making a tuna melt kibblz
04:59 * Rocket unzips
05:01 <GuineaBacon> want one?
05:07 <GuineaBacon> mmmmmm tuna melt!
05:11 * sandraa moves away
05:15 * GuineaBacon thinks sandraa is a sandraa
05:34 * sandraa thinks GuineaBacon wants a jelly bean to be in the beans family
05:42 <Rocket> I wonna A Whoppper MATE!
05:43 <Serebii> GuineaBacon, with oil or springwater
05:50 <GuineaBacon> LOL John Cryer from two and a half men, his x wife put a hit on him
05:53 <GuineaBacon> and the fbi is involved
05:55 <GuineaBacon> lolol
06:07 <Rocket> I wonna A Whoppper MATE!
06:10 <sandraa> yeah his a wanker
06:18 <sandraa> Rocket go get one
06:21 <GuineaBacon> that Kate Goslin is a fucking whore
06:32 <Serebii> Rocket, whopper is un-australian
06:33 <GuineaBacon> bitch has like 6 kids and is famous
06:37 <sandraa> they all are GuineaBacon
06:39 <Rocket> Yeah you can , be my Whooper, with cheeese!
06:40 <GuineaBacon> octomom is a whore too
06:50 <GuineaBacon> GuineaBacon do you know who i am
07:02 <GuineaBacon> i am the bacon from my bum
07:02 <Rocket> bullshit Serebii
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07:12 <Rocket> Aus, made Whoppers
07:15 <Serebii> Rocket, its fucking Burger King
07:17 <Rocket> Hamburgar's
07:19 <Rocket> ect
07:22 <Serebii> how is it bullshit
07:27 <sandraa> y cant i breathe when ever i think about u why cant i speak whenever i talk about you
07:43 <GuineaBacon> coz
07:44 <Serebii> sandraa, when are we going to see you on idol?
07:51 <GuineaBacon> im un-bel-ievable!
07:58 Quit: Lackey ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
08:06 <Rocket> Austrailains made Whoopers
08:08 <sandraa> lol Serebii next year
08:09 <sandraa> lol
08:12 <Rocket> Look it up
08:14 <Rocket> Serebii
08:14 <sandraa> ill win for sure
08:27 * Rocket unzips for sandraa now suck away
08:34 <Serebii> Rocket, its a burger
08:38 <Serebii> hence, american
08:47 * sandraa stares at the dildo in shock
08:49 * sandraa runs
08:54 <Rocket> LOL @ american's
09:04 * TheWJM hands sandraa the pepper, make him sneeze, wait for it to pop up, n crab it
09:07 <Rocket> what Dildo?
09:09 <Serebii> at least eat the proper australian food
09:09 <Rocket> :o
09:11 <sandraa> lol
09:15 <sandraa> hahah TheWJM
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09:21 Nick: ShaneWatson is now known as SirSly
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09:41 <SirSly> bitches!
09:43 * sandraa yawns
09:44 <Rocket> TheWJM allways grabs my , cock no matter , what time of the day it is
09:45 <Rocket> LOL
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10:18 <GuineaBacon> tuna melt!
10:20 <GuineaBacon> noms
10:21 * Rocket unzips for TheWJM
10:23 <Serebii> sandraa, at least you'll have a job then :)
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10:29 <sandraa> lol yes
10:33 <Serebii> what will your first single be?
10:41 <Serebii> "Chatting on IRC"
10:46 <sandraa> lol yes
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10:56 <Serebii> what genre will you sing?
10:57 <clubsamwich> hahaha
10:59 <SirSly> once i picked up a girl from irc
11:02 <Serebii> electro pop?
11:11 <SirSly> i love Melodeath
11:13 <Serebii> SirSly, lies!
11:14 <clubsamwich> german electro percussion
11:16 <sandraa> "chatting on irc- no one does it better than me "
11:34 <Rocket> sandraa Would Get a no from every judge
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11:37 <Rocket> haha
11:41 <sandraa> lol sifff
11:42 <sandraa> :P
11:51 <Rocket> you would too
11:58 <clubsamwich> sandraa would get a gong on a show that has no gong, they'd bring it in specially
12:01 <sandraa> they will be like fuck yes where have u been all of our lifes and ill be like on mirc
12:01 <sandraa> lol
12:29 <ITaL^GuY> sad isnt it
12:32 <tr1p1ea> and they'll say "... what?"
12:35 <Rocket> been a single no boyfriend, with Just a dildo
12:37 <sandraa> lol
12:40 <Rocket> a Vibrator
12:43 <clubsamwich> hahaha
12:43 <Serebii> ITaL^GuY, hello
12:44 <sandraa> its not really sad
12:45 <sandraa> :P
12:46 <Serebii> chat more
12:49 <Serebii> dont be a lurker
13:13 <IthinkNot> i like being a lurker
13:17 <Rocket> sandraa Are you single?
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13:25 <TheWJM> damn dun fit
13:26 <tr1p1ea> craft single?
13:29 <sandraa> yep :)
13:36 <Rocket> sif TheWJM
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13:50 <Serebii> Rocket, ASL her
13:55 <Serebii> put your e-game on
13:56 <Rocket> You know you want me Just say it out loud baitch
14:03 <sandraa> lol Serebii
14:04 <Serebii> ill put in a good word for you
14:05 <Rocket> lol
14:13 <Rocket> sif
14:17 <Serebii> come on Jason
14:21 <Rocket> I wonna, other gurlfriend
14:28 <Serebii> wat
14:37 <sandraa> lol Rocket im listening 2 a song and it sounds kinda the same as what u just wrote
14:41 <Rocket> wtf TheWJM do you need a , boyfriend?
14:45 <ITaL^GuY> im a lurker
14:47 <ITaL^GuY> lollllllllll
14:48 <Rocket> Wonna be Mine?
15:01 <sandraa> bitch you know you want me what your mouth say u dont wanna get with me thats a lie
15:01 <TheWJM> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Jason, again?
15:04 <Serebii> ITaL^GuY, yeah
15:09 <tr1p1ea> sandraa: thats because he is outside your window listening
15:15 <sandraa> lol
15:15 <sandraa> :P
15:19 <sandraa> haha
15:19 <Rocket> yes, TheWJM cerm here hunnie
15:21 <sandraa> im sure
15:27 <TheWJM> cerm?
15:32 <Serebii> same
15:35 <Rocket> You know you want me Dear!
15:43 <Serebii> TheWJM, get with the 2010 IRC lingo
15:44 <Rocket> lol
15:54 <Rocket> AMEN!
15:59 <TheWJM> oh righhht
16:00 <Rocket> son!
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16:22 <ITaL^GuY> Serebii state ur asl
16:35 <Rocket> would I get glined for changeing my name too TheJWMWANTSMEBAD?
16:40 <Serebii> people still do ASL? seriously?
16:45 <anonguy> yeah sandraa doesnt fuck at all
16:46 <Rocket> LOL
17:06 <Rocket> And you dont anonguy?
17:15 <anonguy> I do yeah
17:18 <anonguy> but she dont lol
17:24 <sandraa> anonguy and what
17:29 <Rocket> you speaking about sandraa
17:37 <Longie> [01:16.42] -> *Serebii* asl
17:37 <anonguy> nothing
17:39 <Longie> and no reply
17:40 <Rocket> Ohhh rightie she dosen't put out
17:42 <Longie> that was my best line!
17:42 <Rocket> :D
17:45 <Rocket> lol
17:53 <Longie> haah
17:58 <Longie> im being flooded
17:59 <Rocket> Longie You can be my baitch anytime hunnie
18:08 <sandraa> anonguy, sorry mr i spread my legs out to every hoe who prob has hiv
18:14 * demon` unfs dan and floods him with babygoo
18:16 <Rocket> who by Longie?
18:30 <anonguy> never caught a hiv...ive been lucky
18:42 <sandraa> lol
18:42 <Rocket> Wonnabie botneters?
18:46 * Longie floods demon with daddysmilk
18:46 <sandraa> wait to ull do
18:50 <sandraa> BAM*
18:51 <sandraa> :P
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20:48 <sandraa> its one thing to ask y we break up have you ever wondered y we fall in love can u tell me
21:09 <sandraa> do u know what ur looking for y do we need can u tell me y i care how is it that we hear that voice that says i want you there
21:38 <sandraa> now im lonely then before but thats okay i just already made another stupid love song
21:48 <edc767f7> hey that's amielle or something. well she did it first
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22:03 <sandraa> lol yes it is
22:08 <ITaL^GuY> lol no one does asl?
22:09 <sandraa> amiel
22:10 <sandraa> :P
22:18 <ITaL^GuY> fuck im so behind the times
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22:31 <edc767f7> she had hit with addicted to bass and that one. .. and then did nothing
22:33 <sandraa> ITaL^GuY only ppl in private
22:51 <sandraa> well i love her another stupid love song
22:55 <ITaL^GuY> hmmmm really
22:58 <ITaL^GuY> pffft
23:04 <ITaL^GuY> i can ask where i want
23:08 <sandraa> lol
23:14 <sandraa> no ones saying u cant
23:42 <sandraa> saying i love u is not the words i want to hear from you its not that i dont want to u say but if you only knew
23:51 <sandraa> how easy it will be to show me how you feeel
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24:00 <sandraa> more than words is all you have to do to make it realll
24:08 <sandraa> then you wouldnt have to say that u love me
24:27 <sandraa> :( bored as fuck
24:36 <sandraa> is everyone wanking?
24:40 <ITaL^GuY> shhhhh
24:42 <ITaL^GuY> yes
24:47 <ITaL^GuY> i need piece and quiet
24:52 <sandraa> thats low
24:53 <sandraa> :P
24:56 <ITaL^GuY> asif
25:06 <sandraa> if u were in the mood it wouldnt matter
25:23 <ITaL^GuY> well im not
25:26 Quit: john ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
25:33 <sandraa> well then y bother
25:53 Part: Nlck ([email protected]) from #melbourne
26:03 <ITaL^GuY> im not bothering
26:16 <sandraa> kk
26:34 * SirSly slaps sandraa around a bit with a large trout
26:49 * sandraa slaps SirSly around a bit with a large trout
27:04 Nick: SirSly is now known as ShaneWatson
27:16 <ITaL^GuY> sandraa u know wats anoying?
27:20 <sandraa> i am
27:21 <sandraa> :)
27:24 <ITaL^GuY> no
27:25 Nick: Rocket is now known as Indeed
27:26 <kibblz> �
27:30 <ITaL^GuY> how u spell ur name
27:37 Quit: mikeinmel ([email protected]) Quit:
27:37 <ITaL^GuY> with the 2 a's
27:44 <IthinkNot> night folks
27:45 <kibblz> fuck up IthinkNot
27:46 <kibblz> ITaL^GuY.
27:48 <kibblz> lol
27:49 <kibblz> woops
27:53 <kibblz> night IthinkNot.
27:54 <ITaL^GuY> kibblz
27:57 <ITaL^GuY> who asked u
28:03 <Indeed> omg, whats with the abuse?
28:03 <ITaL^GuY> nosie fucker
28:07 <kibblz> sandra asked me.
28:18 <sandraa> ITaL^GuY if u ever find a chick who really does spell her name with to a's knock her the fuck out i only do it coz
28:22 <sandraa> its u n i q u e
28:23 <sandraa> :P
28:29 <sandraa> kibblz okay?
28:37 <IthinkNot> night kibblz *slaps*
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29:02 <ITaL^GuY> so is that the way u spell it
29:05 Nick: Indeed is now known as Rocket
29:10 <sandraa> fuck no
29:12 <sandraa> its sandra
29:12 <ITaL^GuY> and kibblz dont answer for her
29:14 <ITaL^GuY> ok
29:15 Quit: stebie ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
29:16 <ITaL^GuY> then
29:22 <ITaL^GuY> now its annoying
29:24 <ITaL^GuY> :P
29:31 <sandraa> lol cover one with ur finger
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29:37 <Student> Greetings Every One :)))
29:40 <Student> ummm
29:49 <Serebii> ITaL^GuY, its cool to put a double letter after your name
29:50 <Serebii> see?
29:53 <sandraa> sup Student
29:55 <ITaL^GuY> ahhhhhhhh
29:59 <Student> sandraa: cool :)))
29:59 <ShaneWatson> night bitches and whores
30:03 <sandraa> lol hahah Serebii
30:07 <ITaL^GuY> ok Serebii
30:09 <Student> sandraa: how are you?
30:17 <sandraa> yeah ok back hurts like always
30:19 <sandraa> but meh
30:21 <sandraa> you?
30:24 <Serebii> ITaL^GuY, sandraa copied me first
30:29 <Serebii> just a fyi
30:29 <sandraa> siff i did
30:33 <sandraa> i always had double a
30:43 <ITaL^GuY> ooooo i dunno sandraa was practically concieved on mirc
30:45 <Serebii> sandraa, sure you did
30:45 <sandraa> y have 1 when you can have two
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30:47 <ITaL^GuY> i think she was here first
31:02 <sandraa> :P
31:49 <Serebii> here where?
31:52 <Serebii> on earth
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32:00 <Serebii> '85 here
32:02 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o stebie
32:03 <Serebii> now what?
32:13 <sandraa> lol
32:32 <ITaL^GuY> no on irc
32:56 <sandraa> yep :) i copy no one
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32:59 <Student> ummmm
33:01 <kibblz> k jujj6hyn imnjh
33:10 <Student> sandraa: chatting from the job?
33:11 <kibblz> dropped rice on my keyboard
33:12 <Student> ummmm
33:25 <sandraa> Student?
33:30 <Student> sandraa: yes?
33:33 Quit: NotFlatLined ([email protected]) Quit:
33:39 <Serebii> ITaL^GuY, February 28, 1995
33:44 <sandraa> nevermind
33:51 <Student> sandraa: ?
33:56 Quit: MaTo ([email protected]) Quit: Doctors' PreS�RIPTion - Advanced Treatment v2 By DrCorp @ http://www.drcorp.net/ The secret of life is to make people laugh.
33:59 <ITaL^GuY> 95
34:00 <Student> sandraa: tell me what crossed your mind?
34:02 <ITaL^GuY> lol wtf
34:08 <Serebii> ITaL^GuY, yeah
34:10 <ITaL^GuY> ur 14
34:11 <sandraa> lol Student what u mean chatting from the job?
34:24 <sandraa> Serebii siff
34:37 <Student> sandraa: i don't know how to eloborate it further?
34:41 <Student> is't it clear
34:50 <sandraa> Student my answer is no
34:54 <Student> i meant to ask if you are connected from the job
34:57 <Student> sandraa: ok well
34:58 <Student> fine
34:59 <Student> !!!
35:04 <Student> that is all about it
35:05 <sandraa> lol
35:06 <sandraa> :)
35:08 <Student> !!!
35:14 <Student> why it was so tough to answer?
35:25 <Student> you seem exhausted as always ;P
35:32 <Serebii> sif what?
35:44 <sandraa> im not
35:50 <Student> lol
35:50 <sandraa> Serebii your not 14
36:01 <Student> yah your lag is telling the story
36:04 <Serebii> i said '85
36:12 <ITaL^GuY> lool
36:15 <sandraa> lol
36:16 <ITaL^GuY> no u said 1995
36:22 <Serebii> yeah
36:24 <Serebii> February 28, 1995
36:29 <Serebii> thats when i scripted mirc
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36:38 <sandraa> shitt
36:38 <ITaL^GuY> ahhhhhhhhhh
36:40 <ITaL^GuY> wow
36:43 <sandraa> omg
36:47 <sandraa> holy fuck
36:48 <sandraa> lol
36:49 <ITaL^GuY> i think it beats u sandraa
36:56 <sandraa> damn straight
36:58 <edc767f7> was anybody else here in 1995
37:08 <Student> yah i was in 1995
37:12 Quit: katatonic_kate ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
37:12 <Student> :p
37:14 <Student> :)
37:22 <Serebii> my name is Khaled Mardam-Bey
37:25 <sandraa> i was born 1991
37:35 <Serebii> heres me
37:37 <Serebii> http://www.mogelpower.de/easter/bilder/633.jpg
38:00 <edc767f7> i think the peak audience for austnet was 2003. it sure died in the arse fast since then.
38:08 <sandraa> lol
38:15 <Serebii> ITaL^GuY, so back to your original comment
38:20 <Serebii> yes i was here before sandraa
38:22 <ITaL^GuY> i take it back
38:26 <Serebii> since i made it and all
38:38 <sandraa> well congrats Serebii
38:48 <Student> yah i can see you mading that all :P
38:49 <Student> ;)
38:57 <Serebii> sandraa, its ok
39:13 <Serebii> when u get a job u can pay me my tree fiddy that you owe me for using my software
39:22 <sandraa> lol
39:26 <sandraa> never
39:26 <sandraa> :O
39:28 <sandraa> lol
39:32 <sandraa> i dont have the money Serebii
39:37 <sandraa> = hobo
39:54 <Serebii> sandraa, scandalous wench!
39:58 <sandraa> lol
40:02 <sandraa> Serebii when i get rich
40:03 <sandraa> :)
40:14 <sandraa> Serebii at least my honest
40:15 <sandraa> :P
40:16 <Serebii> http://i17.tinypic.com/526j6zq.jpg
41:04 <sandraa> lmfao Serebii
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43:19 <Student> ummm
43:25 <sandraa> hmmm
43:27 <Student> was that all sandraa ? :P
44:01 <sandraa> yes
44:02 <sandraa> :)
44:06 <Serebii> kibblz must be really struggling to put up that washing
44:11 <Serebii> its been over and hour
44:13 <sandraa> lol
44:36 <sandraa> maybe the washing line fell on him :O
44:48 <Student> ppl want to hear new from you sandraa :P
44:54 <Student> after all you are Dahling of the channel
44:56 <ITaL^GuY> shes retarded give her time
44:57 <Student> :)))
45:09 <Serebii> [00:53] (kibblz): hmm gotta hang the washing
45:10 <sandraa> lolll
45:12 <Serebii> [00:55] (Serebii): kibblz, are you washing skills are poor as your cooking?
45:16 <Serebii> almost an hour
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46:24 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@202.124.21248F.CA181C
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47:03 <Serebii> lol dahling
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47:39 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@0b8286b0.iinet.net.au
47:39 Kick: ductor was kicked by ChanOP (when you can learn and respect the rules, you will be allowed back in (excessiv)
47:42 <sandraa> happy serbian day
47:43 <sandraa> lol
47:45 <sandraa> :)
47:49 <Student> you still on it :P
47:56 <Serebii> "Dahling, that was simply magical, we must do lunch and work together on something for the near future! Of course, I simply love your work dahling, we would compliment each other as the day follows night"
47:59 <Student> go wave the serbian flag all over
48:00 <Student> :P
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48:39 <sandraa> lol
48:43 <sandraa> ill get bashed
48:44 <sandraa> :P
48:54 <Student> hahahaha
49:01 <Student> they are not going to bash pretty girl
49:02 <Student> :P
49:08 <Serebii> sandraa is serbian?
49:09 <Serebii> this
49:10 <sandraa> lol yes they would
49:10 <Student> might want to take advantage
49:11 <Serebii> changes
49:11 <Student> ;)))
49:14 <Serebii> everything
49:19 <sandraa> Serebii why?
49:26 <sandraa> is that bad?
49:39 <Serebii> because i can say this! pusi kurac
49:44 <sandraa> lol
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49:50 <Student> ummm
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49:52 <WiLd_TuRkeY> holdup
49:53 <WiLd_TuRkeY> freeze
49:56 <Jimone> yummi
49:57 <WiLd_TuRkeY> this is a robbery
50:05 <WiLd_TuRkeY> give me all ur keyboards
50:14 <SonnyWortzik> dont rob my wallet only :p
50:19 <sandraa> thats lovely serb
50:24 <sandraa> Serebii**
50:26 <WiLd_TuRkeY> did i sound scary :D
50:35 <sandraa> WiLd_TuRkeY no
50:35 <SonnyWortzik> no
50:39 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :(
50:41 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
50:42 <Serebii> sandraa, its the only few words my friend taught me
50:56 <sandraa> do u know anything nice
50:57 <sandraa> :)
51:00 <Serebii> no
51:03 <sandraa> lol
51:06 <sandraa> well thats great
51:12 Part: anonguy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
51:36 * SonnyWortzik does a gansta dance for sandraa while waiting for his french fries
51:59 <sandraa> lol hahah cute
52:00 <sandraa> :)
52:04 <SonnyWortzik> (:
52:08 * WiLd_TuRkeY plays nutbush city limits for SonnyWortzik
52:09 <sandraa> very interesting
52:15 <sandraa> looll WiLd_TuRkeY
52:34 <SonnyWortzik> net dawgs
52:35 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i say we make a new mc donalds ad
52:50 <sandraa> yeah they neeed a new one bad
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52:56 <WiLd_TuRkeY> everybody dancing coz they are happy to be getting served at maccas
53:09 <sandraa> lol thats gayyy
53:13 <SonnyWortzik> yay! happy maccas
53:21 <sandraa> i think that guy on youtube the asian one should do the maccaz rap
53:24 <Serebii> gebem ti is the other word my friend taught me
53:39 <sandraa> lol wtf is gebem
53:41 <sandraa> ?
53:45 <Serebii> i dunno
53:47 <sandraa> you mean jebem?
53:47 <Serebii> sound it out
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54:02 <Student> sandraa: stop advertising your Boss :p
54:09 <sandraa> lol its jebem not gebem
54:16 <SonnyWortzik> I'll be doing my MINT course in Alberta after graduating from Sydney
54:16 <sandraa> Student its not my boss
54:17 <sandraa> lol
54:23 <Student> sandraa: lol
54:23 <Serebii> sandraa, same difference
54:33 <Serebii> HEY sandraa! fredbear is Slavic
54:34 <SonnyWortzik> Dual Ms
54:38 <Serebii> you should hook up with him
54:45 <Student> maccaz is your work place right?
54:48 <Serebii> he can internet stalk you after
54:57 <sandraa> lol
54:58 <sandraa> haha no
54:59 * SonnyWortzik neck kicks Student after paying his cab fair :)
54:59 <sandraa> :P
55:04 <sandraa> Student yes
55:48 <SonnyWortzik> you wanna play raugh
55:51 <Serebii> is it ti or te
55:55 <sandraa> dont walk away boy my love wont hurt you
55:58 <Student> sandraa: so stop advertising your work place :P
56:01 <sandraa> its ti
56:04 <sandraa> you
56:05 <Student> sandraa: don't be so faith ful :P
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56:08 <sandraa> ti = you
56:10 <Serebii> jebem ti
56:13 <sandraa> lol
56:17 <SonnyWortzik> advertise paki maccas, do they have any?
56:20 <sandraa> Serebii with pleasure
56:36 <sandraa> lol Student nah my work is fucking shit
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56:43 <Serebii> sandraa, i dont swing that way but ill put in a good word for fredbear
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56:47 <SonnyWortzik> madar chood
56:55 <Serebii> only jk'ing :P
56:56 <sandraa> lol Serebii fuck no
56:58 <sandraa> i was jkn
56:58 <sandraa> lo
56:59 <sandraa> l
57:00 <Serebii> u dont need that on ur head
57:14 <Student> SonnyWortzik: yes advertise Donkeys humping you :P
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58:25 <sandraa> when i see the maccaz ads makes me sick
58:29 <sandraa> they r so gay
58:36 <SonnyWortzik> speak of your thoughts keep them in ya pants
58:39 <Student> ummm sandraa
58:48 <Student> sandraa: be thankful to whatever you get :P
58:49 <Student> :)
58:57 <sandraa> lol i am
58:58 <sandraa> :)
59:24 <Student> well saying that my job is shit is not a very good gesture :P
59:25 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
59:26 <Student> :)))
00:14 <sandraa> lol its the truth though
00:15 <sandraa> :P
00:20 <Student> lol
00:31 <Student> not a very nice way to express your feelings :P
00:36 <Student> it is good for starter though
00:40 <Student> and you might need something like that
00:51 <Student> in order to understand the practical life
01:07 * SonnyWortzik points a Taurus Millennium series PT145 at Student's face
02:08 Nick: Espionage is now known as EvilTemptress
02:29 * clubsamwich hums the theme from "A Summer Place"
03:28 <Student> sandraa: i find you speechless :P
03:34 <Student> what happened?
03:38 <Student> !!!
03:49 <sandraa> lol
03:55 <sandraa> having some alone time
03:56 <sandraa> lol
04:02 <Student> hahaha
04:12 <Student> alone time is seem to be depression time
04:31 <sandraa> lol haha im sure
04:35 <sandraa> nah im talking 2 someone
04:35 <Student> lol
04:36 <sandraa> :P
04:39 <Student> ok dokie
04:45 <sandraa> watcha doing
05:03 <sandraa> being bored?
05:27 Mode: (by TheWJM) -b *!*@0b8286b0.iinet.net.au
05:32 <Student> working
05:35 <Student> ummmm
06:08 <sandraa> how fun
06:13 <Student> :))
06:17 <sandraa> :)
06:23 <Student> hahaha
06:26 <sandraa> tell me something i dont know
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07:02 <Student> ??????
07:26 <SonnyWortzik> brad pitt will go back to juliette lewis
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08:36 <sandraa> who the fuck is juliette lewis
08:37 <demon`> and christianity?
08:47 <edc767f7> some washed up actress
08:56 <sandraa> ima google image her
09:06 <sandraa> eww
09:08 <sandraa> shes rank
09:30 <sandraa> although her body is banging
09:33 <edc767f7> she looked good in 1 movie. her first big movie. not that i remember it's name
09:44 <edc767f7> simpsons did a big pisstake off it
09:47 <SonnyWortzik> shes horney
10:21 <SonnyWortzik> http://pointlessbanter.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/juliette-lewis2.jpg
11:02 <demon`> omfg
11:07 <sandraa> http://goremasterfx.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/juliette-lewis.jpg
11:09 <demon`> face like an abused arsehole
11:45 <SonnyWortzik> http://wfnx.com/blogs/sandbox/juliette%20lewis%203.jpg
12:55 <demon`> no wait
12:59 <demon`> she's somewhat hot
13:07 <demon`> she's out of dusk till dawn
13:15 <edc767f7> in her first movie. she played a schoolgirl
13:16 <demon`> she got an annoying voice though
13:19 <edc767f7> she was hot in that
13:52 <SonnyWortzik> she remains me of ivy in melb
14:00 <sandraa> her face is fucking rank
14:09 <sandraa> wouldnt go near her
14:26 <JamesWhitaker> kibblz
14:43 <sandraa> would be like fucking the exocist
14:50 <SonnyWortzik> damn she's elder 5 years me
15:01 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol
15:24 <sandraa> lol
16:00 <edc767f7> sandraa you'd be eating her pussy
16:05 <SonnyWortzik> comeon she aint that bad
16:11 <edc767f7> it would be how beautiful her vagina was
16:14 <Jimone> me wont pussy?
16:42 <demon`> http://www.celebsonvideo.com/st/thumbs/050/0306653934.jpg
16:44 <Jimone> we talkn bout a kitty er rite?
16:58 <sandraa> lol eww edc767f7 fuck no
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17:45 <SonnyWortzik> http://juliettelewis.org/images/Juliette%20Lewis/Juliette_Lewis_Brad_Pitt.jpg
17:54 <demon`> http://www.dlisted.com/files/juliettebradd1.jpg
18:04 <demon`> mines better
18:13 <sandraa> shes ugly as fuck
18:28 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandra burns off 0.1 calorie each lol she types
18:32 <SonnyWortzik> do lala
18:39 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon yesh
18:39 <sandraa> :)
18:42 <SonnyWortzik> some tit there
18:49 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon massage my back
18:59 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> do some stretches
19:02 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> which part is sore?
19:08 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> shoulder area?
19:13 <sandraa> the middle/lower =/
19:13 <Agetro> O TO R TO TO E TO GTO A
19:17 <Agetro> WHAT SDOE Sthat SPELL?
19:19 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sharp or dull pain?
19:21 <demon`> http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Dont_Do_Drugs949.htm
19:21 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> swelling?
19:24 <edc767f7> do you slump in your computer chair sandraa?
19:26 <sandraa> i did do stretches didnt help
19:31 <edc767f7> or do you know you get it from something else
19:32 <sandraa> edc767f7 no
19:35 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon no
19:45 <sandraa> edc767f7 i always get back pains
19:51 <edc767f7> damn
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19:58 <sandraa> yeah
20:04 <sandraa> it hurts :(
20:10 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> do more stretches, or pay a chiro/physio
20:16 <edc767f7> not your posture at all. nothing you can change to fix it?
20:17 <SonnyWortzik> milking boobs
20:38 <sandraa> i was gonna go get the asians lol u know the ones in there lil shops
20:43 <sandraa> and they r kinda cheap
20:48 <edc767f7> yeah
20:55 <sandraa> to do it but there shop is like open
20:56 <edc767f7> they are cheap
20:59 <sandraa> so everyone stands and watches
21:06 <SonnyWortzik> 50 bucks a hand job
21:09 <sandraa> and thats just awkard id go so read
21:12 <sandraa> red**
21:42 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> swimming helped my bad back
21:49 <edc767f7> yeah. i know like 20 people getting their nails done and massages and other crap and everyone walking past can just look in.
21:52 <edc767f7> i'd never go in there
21:53 <sandraa> nothing helps mine :(
22:03 <sandraa> lol yeah
22:17 <sandraa> i dont wanna ppl standing there watching me
22:43 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> how much movement u got stretching left and right?
22:54 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> if it hurts doing that, then maybe its a fucked disc
22:57 <sandraa> and like theres like 7 asians in this one lil massage shop and thats even worse coz like i would be getting a massage and they will be talking in asian
23:01 <sandraa> and smiling
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23:22 <sandraa> and ppl would watch like im some fucking animal when its just a person getting a back massage
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24:35 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> what kind of pain is it?
24:36 <sandraa> ima lay down for 5 mins on the ground haha
24:37 <sandraa> brb
24:50 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> does it still hurt when u lie down to sleep?
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25:33 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i love it when im stretching and i get a loud pop
25:57 <Longie> i love it when my mrs says the same thing and i go BOOYAH
26:24 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> imagine serena williams in bed
26:30 <Longie> you motherfucker
26:31 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> scary
26:46 <sandraa> lol
27:07 <sandraa> yes it hurts sometimes when i go to lie down to sleep
27:25 <Longie> sorry
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27:29 <Longie> i'll use more lube next time
27:35 <Khdfsl> haha
27:37 <Longie> dont quote me on that though
27:39 <sandraa> lol everything is just fucking up on me like i cant swallow theres this pain in my throat
27:43 <Khdfsl> Longie on about his lube as usual
27:44 <Longie> again
27:45 Part: Khdfsl ([email protected]) from #melbourne
27:46 <Longie> more lube next time
27:48 <mixy> ahaha
27:53 <sandraa> shut up Longie
27:54 <mixy> you can always spit
27:57 <mixy> if you have to
28:02 <Longie> me? shut up?
28:02 <Longie> haha
28:03 <sandraa> lol
28:04 <sandraa> :P
28:04 <Longie> good luck with that
28:14 <sandraa> i think im getting tonsilites
28:20 <Student> lol
28:23 <sandraa> or however you spell it
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28:56 <sandraa> tonsillitis
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30:13 <sandraa> http://www.entusa.com/oral_photographs/acute_tonsillitis_labeled.jpg < looks off
30:18 <kibblz> ?
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30:54 <sandraa> hello kibblz
32:03 <sandraa> or not
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33:14 <clubsamwich> hello sandraa
33:25 <sandraa> heyy clubsamwich
33:28 <sandraa> sup
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33:43 <clubsamwich> not too much'
33:50 <clubsamwich> what are you doing for aus day?
34:02 <sandraa> bbq
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34:49 <TheWJM> Richii you think I don't notice ?
35:07 <Richii> first tell me why ive been banned?
35:32 <clubsamwich> bbq
35:34 <clubsamwich> me too
35:35 <TheWJM> because you constantly ignore the rules, I am sick of having to remind you, you've been around long enough to know better
35:44 <sandraa> :) ^5 clubsamwich
36:02 <Richii> youve never reminded me of anything
36:07 <clubsamwich> if nothing else, a bbq is always good
36:10 <sandraa> what Richii do?
36:14 <TheWJM> oh don't be coy with me
36:19 <sandraa> i agree clubsamwich
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36:28 <Richii> no go on, im sure you keep logs
36:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b Richii!*@*
36:37 Kick: Richii was kicked by ChanOP ((TheWJM) doctor is perm banned - learn the rules and stop evading)
36:37 <sandraa> love when the parents arnt home and can just relax have bbq with friends
36:50 <Student> what?
36:51 <Student> ummmm
37:08 <Student> you are making your parents quite a bit of villan in here :P
37:16 <sandraa> lol no
37:17 <Student> be nice to the old ppl
37:20 <Student> oh sure you do
37:20 <sandraa> i love them
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37:22 <clubsamwich> and there's always too much cooked at a bbq, so later after a few drinks you can parlay into another snag or two
37:22 <sandraa> but
37:26 <sandraa> u know
37:27 <sandraa> :P
37:37 <Student> no i don't know :P
37:40 <Student> i am so naive
37:45 <Student> and kiddo type :P
37:50 <Student> so i don't know
37:52 <Student> !!!
37:57 <sandraa> lol haha well i love them but i love them even more when there not home
37:58 <sandraa> lol
38:03 <Student> lol
38:09 <edc767f7> you cant' be yourself around them sandraa?
38:19 <sandraa> jokes im just very independent
38:28 <sandraa> edc767f7 i can but i dk
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38:36 <sandraa> theres a big difference when there not around
38:44 <edc767f7> true that
39:00 <sandraa> yep
39:06 <sandraa> love when no ones home
39:14 <edc767f7> like if we were real people at a bbq. you wouldnt' be saying half the shit you say here in hearing distance of dear old mum and dad inside
39:14 <clubsamwich> there is a big difference when your parents aren't around
39:32 <sandraa> lol yeah
39:33 <sandraa> :P
39:36 <clubsamwich> you can crank the tunes loud
39:43 <sandraa> yes clubsamwich
39:44 <Student> i don't understand the theory
39:57 <sandraa> edc767f7 nah i dk my parents know everything about me
39:58 <clubsamwich> and your friends can relax more
40:01 <sandraa> welll my mums knows
40:11 <Student> if you are doing something which has to be done, you should't be having any problem with any1 including the presence of your parents
40:12 <edc767f7> that's lucky
40:14 <Student> ummm
40:16 <sandraa> mum*
40:17 <sandraa> yeah
40:51 <clubsamwich> parents would be the same, they'd like times without their kids around
40:54 <sandraa> Student nah not true
40:58 <Student> sandraa: ok
41:02 <sandraa> :P
41:03 <Student> !!!
41:04 <Student> :)
41:08 <SonnyWortzik> :p
41:20 <sandraa> lol the only thing i do that i can when there not around
41:20 <WiLd_TuRkeY> my parents like when im not round LOL
41:25 <sandraa> which isnt illegal or bad
41:32 <Student> why you have to bring your donkey tongue in the conversation between two adults :PA
41:33 <sandraa> is run around the house
41:35 <Student> lol
41:37 <sandraa> naked
41:37 <sandraa> =/
41:40 <sandraa> lol
41:40 <edc767f7> lol
41:43 <SonnyWortzik> I like when my parents are not around in this house
41:46 <Student> lol @ run around the house naked
41:51 <Student> is that normal?
41:55 <Student> running in the house naked
42:02 <Student> lol
42:04 <sandraa> lol
42:08 <Student> you need to see the Doc
42:10 <sandraa> not exactly running
42:11 <sandraa> but meh
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42:14 <Student> urgently
42:16 <Student> ;)))
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42:19 <sandraa> lol
42:20 <sandraa> shut up
42:21 <SonnyWortzik> Student lives in a tiny appartment in karachi
42:25 <sandraa> like dancing around the house
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42:32 <sandraa> it just feel differnet ok
42:33 <Student> i don't understand why some1 has to move naked in their house
42:34 <Student> lol
42:37 <SonnyWortzik> hi lexi16
42:38 <sandraa> when they arnt home
42:48 <clubsamwich> Student, just because you sleep in the same bed as your parents doesn't mean the rest of the world does
42:48 <sandraa> Student y not
42:56 <Student> dancing around the house is way too much different than running around the house Naked
43:01 <SonnyWortzik> he has a missus and kids
43:08 <Student> lol
43:16 <sandraa> Student dancing around the house naked? better?
43:22 <Student> i don't understand the fun in going naked for unknown reason
43:25 <Student> lol
43:34 <Student> hahaha
43:36 <sandraa> Student coz just cbf wearing clothes
43:37 <Student> that is so funnny
43:39 <edc767f7> it's kind of hot that you run around the house naked infront of your sister though
43:42 <clubsamwich> then you have never really lived, Student!
43:52 <Student> ppl cbf wearing clothes
43:56 <edc767f7> twin on twin action is a porn highlight of mine
43:57 <Student> that is just funny
44:02 <Student> too much for me to digest
44:04 <WiLd_TuRkeY> who told u that u ware naked
44:04 <Student> ohhhhhhhhhhh
44:08 <Student> lol
44:08 <sandraa> edc767f7 well theres really no choice i mean shes seen everything i have
44:10 <Student> !!!
44:16 <edc767f7> yeah i know
44:18 <edc767f7> sharing the same room
44:21 <clubsamwich> Student couldn't be fucked wearing his adult diaper?
44:27 <Agetro> ?(�?`)?
44:28 <Student> lol
44:31 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i want a adult dapier
45:01 <Student> i am failing to understand the thrill when running naked and your Boobs bouncing all over
45:04 <Student> lol
45:18 <sandraa> Student just sleep naked and ull wake up naked and then no ones home so ull be like yeah and then lock the door so if they come home u sprint back to the room
45:31 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol
45:33 <Student> for a casual observer like me , that is fun for sure to watch some1 running dancing naked
45:44 <Student> lol
45:49 <Student> it is all Mind game
45:50 <SonnyWortzik> Student is not really a student
46:02 <SonnyWortzik> he's not even in the country
46:05 <sandraa> meh i hang up the clothes naked when i cbf and there are some holes all over the place in the fence
46:13 <Student> hahahhaa
46:18 <TheWJM> you can be a student in other parts of the world
46:20 <SonnyWortzik> I have my offer letter for Sydney
46:27 <clubsamwich> sleeping naked is best
46:39 <Student> any way
46:40 <Student> !!!
46:47 <SonnyWortzik> paki way
46:48 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sing praise to the lord
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46:55 * WiLd_TuRkeY watchs ch10
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46:58 <WiLd_TuRkeY> morning Pieter
47:02 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Pieter
47:08 <Student> that is so much surprise to see that how much ppl are fond of getting naked
47:10 <Student> :)))
47:11 <sandraa> lol ill be hanging up clothes and look up to see a airplane and be like hmmm can they see my naked body
47:14 <Student> ummmm
47:20 <Student> lol
47:20 <sandraa> but then im like meh everything looks good from birdseye
47:31 * Student takes sandraa  to some good Psychatrist
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47:45 <Student> you seriously need to see some doc sandraa
47:47 <sandraa> Student wait till u get a gf u think shes gonna sleep in pjs
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47:59 <sandraa> Student thousands of girls sleep naked
48:01 <sandraa> its a fact
48:07 <Student> what the hell is get a gf? :P
48:08 <Student> lol
48:20 <sandraa> lol get a girl friend?
48:28 <Student> thousand of girls in the population of Trillion are not surprising
48:31 <amsy> sleeping naked isnt comfortable, unless you have no boobs
48:52 <sandraa> amsy siff
48:56 <GuineaBacon> i hate sleeping naked
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49:00 <Agetro> Give me a, O, Give me a R, Give me a T, Give me a E, Give me a G, Give me a A, What does that spell?
49:05 <sandraa> GuineaBacon ur a guy
49:07 <sandraa> lol
49:08 <Student> you are sounding like it is difficult to get a gf or gf wearing pjs
49:10 <Student> etc etc
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49:16 <GuineaBacon> so?
49:20 <Student> i support your thinking amsy
49:25 <sandraa> Student ur thinking to hard
49:26 <demon`> it spells, you're a retard, plese find a more suitable past time, like 4chan
49:27 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*snapya@*.westnet.com.au
49:28 Kick: Agetro was kicked by ChanOP ((TheWJM) don't start...)
49:32 <sandraa> lol
49:33 <GuineaBacon> whys it matter if im a guy
49:34 <demon`> lol
49:45 <demon`> ^5 carl
49:46 <Student> ppl who are tired sleep in whatever dress they are
49:51 Nick: gs69azza1 is now known as gs69azza
49:51 <TheWJM> ^5
49:52 <amsy> i cant wear pyjamas to bed, i get all twisted around in it
49:53 <Student> they don't care about the bed and stuff
49:55 <amsy> but i cant wear nothing
49:59 <Student> they just want to fell a sleep
50:03 <amsy> boobs hanging loose dont feel right
50:03 <sandraa> amsy wear undies?
50:07 <GuineaBacon> gs69azza
50:08 <amsy> undies and a singlet
50:10 <amsy> is what i wear
50:18 <Student> hahahha
50:21 <sandraa> meh whats the difference?
50:22 <GuineaBacon> uno that part where he kills the kid at the zoo
50:22 <Student> you got a fan in here sandraa
50:26 <GuineaBacon> that was stupid
50:29 <GuineaBacon> :/
50:29 <sandraa> i wear undies
50:32 <amsy> naked is yuck
50:34 <sandraa> but nothing else
50:35 <sandraa> lol
50:50 <clubsamwich> sandraa, girls wear panties
50:52 <gs69azza> GuineaBacon
50:56 <GuineaBacon> panda
51:03 <GuineaBacon> reffering to american psycho
51:06 <sandraa> clubsamwich they were panties or undies same shit
51:07 <sandraa> lol
51:09 <Student> yah sandraa is not a girl :P
51:10 <Student> lol
51:13 <Student> another theory
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51:17 <clubsamwich> undies is not an attractive word
51:19 <sandraa> lol Student yeah blow me then
51:20 <Student> tonight is funny
51:20 <sandraa> :)P
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51:28 Nick: gs69azza is now known as RobertPalmer
51:29 * Student blows sandraa  with mega Blower :P
51:29 <sandraa> clubsamwich so what
51:33 <GuineaBacon> lol
51:33 <sandraa> :P
51:36 <Student> go baby go
51:38 <sandraa> knickers?
51:38 <Student> blown
51:39 <Student> :P
51:40 <Student> :)))
51:41 Nick: GuineaBacon is now known as PaulOwen
51:47 <clubsamwich> sandraa, you need to upload your attractive status here
51:51 <clubsamwich> uphold
51:52 <sandraa> wtf is a mega blower? a machine?
51:54 <clubsamwich> hahaha upload
52:02 <sandraa> lol
52:02 Nick: RobertPalmer is now known as gs69azza
52:03 Part: elle ([email protected]) from #melbourne
52:04 <Student> a blower that is MEGA in size :P
52:12 <sandraa> ok
52:12 <Student> with Mega Power
52:13 <clubsamwich> the mega blower comes free with the assmaster 2000
52:13 <Student> ummm
52:15 <Student> ok
52:28 <WiLd_TuRkeY> may the lord come upon you
52:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*snapya@*.westnet.com.au
52:38 <amsy> panties is american
52:38 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i want to be a preacher
52:39 <sandraa> i wish i had jessies girl
52:43 <clubsamwich> may the lord comer upon your face
52:44 <PaulOwen> gs69azza how long ago did you read the book?
52:45 <clubsamwich> comer
52:46 <amsy> who the fuck says panties here?
52:46 <sandraa> y cant i find a women like that
52:47 <clubsamwich> come
52:48 <amsy> faggots maybe
52:49 <WiLd_TuRkeY> isnt that a song jesses girl
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52:51 Nick: PaulOwen is now known as GuineaBacon
52:52 <gs69azza> it's been a while
52:52 <Student> lol Americans are human too :P
52:53 <Student> :)))
52:55 <sandraa> lol
52:58 <GuineaBacon> kewl
53:06 <gs69azza> i read it when I worked at video ezy
53:08 <gs69azza> so like
53:09 <sandraa> <amsy> who the fuck says panties here? < lol
53:09 <gs69azza> 17?
53:11 <clubsamwich> i say panties, amsy
53:12 <GuineaBacon> im on like page 304 or something
53:13 <GuineaBacon> ah yea
53:17 <gs69azza> i'm now 21
53:18 <gs69azza> lol
53:20 <GuineaBacon> lol
53:24 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Jessie's Girl Lyrics
53:25 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk9GjbbueHo
53:25 <demon`> young
53:26 <amsy> yeh well its a gay word
53:33 <gs69azza> the best part in the book
53:35 <gs69azza> is the chick at the bar
53:45 <sandraa> hmmm
53:51 <gs69azza> how he says
53:51 <GuineaBacon> which bit is that
53:52 <clubsamwich> i once saw two dudes making out in a park and amsy is the gayest nickname i've ever heard
53:53 <GuineaBacon> oh
53:56 <gs69azza> he wants to slit her throat
54:01 <gs69azza> and play in her blood
54:03 <gs69azza> or something
54:04 <gs69azza> and like
54:05 <GuineaBacon> haha yeah
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54:07 <amsy> clubsamwich: im female..
54:09 <gs69azza> calls her ugly and shit
54:09 <Student> chick for chicken
54:10 <amsy> idiot
54:12 <sandraa> lol
54:19 <clubsamwich> amsy, girls can be gay
54:19 <Student> a man needs lamb :AP
54:20 <Student> lol
54:21 * WiLd_TuRkeY rocks
54:22 <Student> :)))
54:27 <mixy> i read that as slit her throat and pay her in blood
54:28 <mixy> O.o
54:29 <WiLd_TuRkeY> bless it first
54:35 <mixy> that wouldn't work well D:
54:44 <GuineaBacon> i like how he fucks up the japanese kid thinking he's chinese
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54:53 <gs69azza> LOL
54:58 <GuineaBacon> and comments on how he looks with all the food over him
55:01 * Agetro slaps gs69azza around abit with a broken bottle
55:05 <Agetro> whats so lol
55:18 <GuineaBacon> and finds the address of the person it was intended for and writes YOURE NEXT BITCH on it
55:20 <Student> sandraa: i hope you understand what is a blower :P
55:22 <GuineaBacon> or something lol
55:28 <sandraa> does it matter ?
55:29 <sandraa> :P
55:36 <Student> sandraa: lol
55:40 <gs69azza> haha something about getting her sleeping or something
55:41 <Student> i cbf
55:42 <gs69azza> i forget
55:43 <Student> :P
55:57 <sandraa> lol
55:57 <gs69azza> i remember the part about
56:03 <gs69azza> walking around the house
56:04 <gs69azza> for 3 days
56:10 <gs69azza> with some chicks head on his cock
56:16 * WiLd_TuRkeY sings where can i find a women like that
56:19 <GuineaBacon> i just read that before
56:23 <gs69azza> and how he always had to return some "video tapes"
56:23 <Agetro> sandraaa hasa mean head
56:29 <sandraa> ?
56:31 <GuineaBacon> Tiffany or Torri or Christies head
56:32 <sandraa> i do ?
56:35 <GuineaBacon> with no eyes
56:35 <sandraa> y ?
56:37 <gs69azza> Christie
56:41 <gs69azza> the stripper chick
56:44 <GuineaBacon> lol
56:50 <Student> one would like a Meaningful HEAD in sandraa :P
56:56 <sandraa> :D
56:58 <sandraa> yeah
56:58 <Student> right now it is meaningless :P
57:02 <sandraa> lol
57:04 <sandraa> fuck u
57:05 <sandraa> :P
57:06 <gs69azza> its a crazy messed up book though
57:11 <gs69azza> you seen the movie?
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57:14 <gs69azza> the movie is ok
57:16 <gs69azza> but the book
57:17 <GuineaBacon> a bit too much sometimes
57:26 <GuineaBacon> yeah i dont like the movie as much anymore
57:27 <clubsamwich> i gotta get that book
57:27 <gs69azza> i remember you had to show ID to buy it
57:34 <Student> fuck you sandraa
57:35 <GuineaBacon> because so much is changed and switched around
57:40 <gs69azza> yeah
57:41 <sandraa> Student fuck you harder
57:44 <bored_m_26> any young guys aftrer a lil fun
57:47 <gs69azza> that dinner thing at the start of the movie
57:47 <clubsamwich> the movie sounds weak compared to what i've heard about the book
57:48 <gs69azza> is like
57:50 <GuineaBacon> the movie is like one quarter of the book lol
57:51 <gs69azza> a christmas dinner
57:55 <GuineaBacon> lol
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58:01 <Student> sandraa: i cbf :P
58:02 <Student> lol
58:07 <gs69azza> the first chapter is like
58:08 <sandraa> lol
58:08 <Student> lol
58:11 <gs69azza> explaining how he lives
58:12 <GuineaBacon> and the business card thing happens in a restaurant not in the office
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58:16 <GuineaBacon> yer
58:16 <gs69azza> yeah
58:17 <GuineaBacon> lol
58:19 <sandraa> me either
58:23 <Student> lol
58:25 <GuineaBacon> they should remake it
58:27 <Student> you are making that up :P
58:31 <sandraa> lol
58:33 <Student> lol
58:33 <sandraa> no im not
58:38 <bee_hornet> Student go proxy your wife
58:38 <Student> oh yes you are
58:40 <gs69azza> i dunno, they'd have to christian bale to do it again
58:42 <Student> lol
58:47 <GuineaBacon> haha so true
58:47 <sandraa> ima go lay on my bed like a starfish and pray for my back to heal
58:48 <bee_hornet> lol
58:48 <sandraa> lol
58:50 <gs69azza> i couldnt imagine another pat bateman
58:53 <GuineaBacon> reasemble the whole cast
58:54 <GuineaBacon> LOL
58:56 <Student> bee_hornet: oh Donkey lover you are back with your nick eventually
58:57 <gs69azza> "no.. I'm pat bateman"
59:01 <GuineaBacon> haha
59:15 <Student> sandraa: the back bone is a vital element in the body
59:17 <clubsamwich> i just added the book to my amazon wish list, so not to forget
59:18 <gs69azza> telling the lawyer
59:19 <Student> it carries the whole body
59:20 <Student> ummm
59:23 <GuineaBacon> some things in the novel like him getting into a cab and describing the city turning into a jungle would be cool to see in the movie
59:24 <gs69azza> how he killed people
59:25 <sandraa> Student yeah its fucked
59:26 <Student> and you have a weak back bone
59:27 <GuineaBacon> and when he imagines shit
59:31 <clubsamwich> sandraa, nobody likes a star fish
59:38 <Student> don't you take lot of milk?
59:39 <sandraa> clubsamwich lol
59:40 <clubsamwich> you have to move around a bit and make some noise
59:40 <bee_hornet> http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article6088256.ece
59:41 <gs69azza> the only part he talks about in the cab in the movie
59:44 <sandraa> i said sleeping!!
59:46 <gs69azza> is listening to robert palmer
59:49 <sandraa> clubsamwich
59:50 <GuineaBacon> yer
59:58 <sandraa> Student i do
00:14 <Student> ummm
00:16 <sandraa> i like the sound of my back cracking
00:18 <GuineaBacon> Im trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer tape but Evelyn, my supposed fiancee, is buzzing in my ear
00:20 <GuineaBacon> haha
00:20 <Student> well then it is the case of consuming it
00:23 <gs69azza> lol
00:28 <Student> and also what type of milk do you take
00:33 <sandraa> lol
00:36 <Student> high Fat milk works wonder
00:36 <sandraa> coles brand
00:37 <Student> ummmm
00:39 <sandraa> lol
00:40 <sandraa> cheap
00:46 <sandraa> smart buy lmfao
00:53 <sandraa> fuck i love smart buy
00:56 <Student> low fat shit is for low lifes
00:57 <GuineaBacon> actually
00:58 <Student> ummmm
00:58 <gs69azza> i cant remember if in the book he actually goes to dorseys
01:03 <GuineaBacon> yeah
01:06 <GuineaBacon> he does
01:07 <Student> a smart buy is the one with purpose
01:08 <sandraa> everyday things for lower prices you smart fucks you
01:09 <GuineaBacon> with his brother
01:13 <gs69azza> thats right
01:15 <Student> if it does't full fill the need, it is a waste
01:16 <Student> ummm
01:24 <clubsamwich> sandraa, are you currently menstruating?
01:32 <GuineaBacon> "rock and roll"
01:35 <sandraa> no?
01:44 <Student> lol
01:50 <sandraa> ooo
01:54 <sandraa> wait probley clubsamwich
02:04 <sandraa> well it fucking hurts
02:14 * clubsamwich shifts his glasses to his lower nose to show he's serious
02:20 <Student> the menstruating thing brings me the idea of sandraa dancing around the house while menstruating , the blood all over the house
02:29 <Student> that would be a pretty much Fucked up site to watch
02:30 <sandraa> ur fucking sick
02:31 <sandraa> lol
02:32 <sandraa> no way
02:32 <Student> lol
02:32 <gs69azza> the scene with the nailgun in the book
02:33 <bee_hornet> http://i.pbase.com/o6/06/767706/1/78225710.Lqk8osmp.Lahore89HiraMandi8.jpg
02:34 <TheWJM> that's sick
02:39 <gs69azza> has the only reference in the movie
02:44 <Student> i thought you might like that sort of SICK idea
02:46 <Student> who knows
02:49 <gs69azza> when he holds it upto his assistants head
02:52 <gs69azza> and the phone rings
02:53 <clubsamwich> Student, that's a pretty fucked up image, are you sure you're not of the voodoo persuasion?
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03:01 <GuineaBacon> lol yea
03:04 <Student> lol
03:16 <GuineaBacon> and that scene actually takes place with the model he picks up
03:24 <GuineaBacon> and that conversation about not controlling himself
03:28 <GuineaBacon> and her not wanting to be hurt
03:35 <gs69azza> yeah
03:37 <sandraa> http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/bloodstain-fight.jpg <<<<<<<<<
03:53 <sandraa> student look at that
03:54 <sandraa> lmfao
03:59 <Student> lol
04:00 <gs69azza> and he like
04:02 <Student> i cbf :P
04:02 <Student> \
04:03 <clubsamwich> i used to go to howstuffworks
04:03 <GuineaBacon> i dont get why so much had to be changed
04:05 <gs69azza> freezes shit
04:09 <Student> lol
04:09 <GuineaBacon> haha
04:10 <gs69azza> and eats
04:11 <clubsamwich> all the time
04:13 <sandraa> u lazy fuck its a click away
04:13 <sandraa> :P
04:25 <gs69azza> thats not in the movie
04:25 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i use wikipedia
04:27 <clubsamwich> when i wanted something to read on the train, to take my mind off things
04:30 <GuineaBacon> he eats a few people
04:31 <GuineaBacon> lolol
04:32 <Student> well eventually that blood is part of the body
04:35 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i tend to avoid hotstuffworks
04:36 <gs69azza> i think he commits to it on the phone
04:38 <gs69azza> but thats it
04:43 <GuineaBacon> lol yer
04:47 <clubsamwich> it's an easy read howstuffworks, but always leaves you wanting more
05:05 <WiLd_TuRkeY> who wants more LPM
05:09 <WiLd_TuRkeY> laughs per minute
05:16 <sandraa> lol
05:16 <GuineaBacon> ive actually sat there and while reading it had a J&B on the rocks
05:20 <gs69azza> i have the book in pdf
05:22 <clubsamwich> i'm at 0 LPM
05:22 <sandraa> clubsamwich yes it does
05:23 <GuineaBacon> since J&B is my fav whiskey lol
05:24 <GuineaBacon> cool
05:27 <clubsamwich> what is wrong with you people!?
05:36 <sandraa> i need someone 2 step on my back
05:37 <sandraa> lol
05:38 <gs69azza> http://www.emascc.com/downloads/Bret%20Easton%20Ellis%20-%20American%20Psycho.pdf
06:05 <clubsamwich> i could never step on a woman's back
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06:16 <sandraa> lol
06:21 <sandraa> me either
06:27 <clubsamwich> goes against how we're raised as gentlemen
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07:01 <clubsamwich> even though i know how good it feels and sounds
07:02 <sandraa> of course
07:09 <clubsamwich> the cracking of the spine
07:30 <clubsamwich> and the shoulder blades
07:36 <GuineaBacon> cool
07:37 <sandraa> i need a bf to massage my back everynite haha
07:37 <clubsamwich> it's all good
07:43 <WiLd_TuRkeY> id see a physio before a chiro
08:04 <sandraa> im a cheap bitch wouldnt see either
08:17 <clubsamwich> you need a bf to bring the ruckus to your bed every night, so you don't need a massage every other night
08:18 <GuineaBacon> i find it hard to find a good book eh
08:24 <sandraa> lol just lay on chair and do some rolling on the ground and shit lol
08:44 <clubsamwich> i agree with non fiction, GuineaBacon
09:06 <clubsamwich> you should do yoga, sandraa
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09:10 <bee_hornet> http://www.whatsonxiamen.com/news9893.html
09:13 <sandraa> lol
09:15 <sandraa> yeah i do
09:18 <clubsamwich> it twists you around and good
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09:28 <sandraa> ill show u the posistion i do when my back is killing
09:30 <clubsamwich> then you need to get laid, sandraa
09:31 <sandraa> its yogo style
09:44 <gs69azza> "I don't want you to get drunk," I tell her. "But that's a very fine
09:45 <gs69azza> chardonnay you're not drinking."
09:46 <gs69azza> LOL!
09:47 <clubsamwich> haha yogo
09:50 <gs69azza> i remember that part
09:57 <GuineaBacon> lol
10:34 <gs69azza> "Smell it," I tell Sabrina and she moves in closer until she's two
10:35 <gs69azza> inches, an inch, away from Christie's asshole. My dick is standing
10:36 <gs69azza> straight up now and I keep jerking myself off to keep it that way.
10:36 <bee_hornet> sandraa: spa helps at the pool?
10:45 <gs69azza> i think he says in the movie
10:47 <GuineaBacon> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
10:50 <gs69azza> "dont just stare at it, eat it"
11:02 <sandraa> http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/5651016/2/istockphoto_5651016-yoga-on-the-beach-cobra-position.jpg << i do that position right there
11:07 <clubsamwich> yeah, thats from the movie
11:08 <bee_hornet> i dont eat meat as much anymore
11:12 <GuineaBacon> i love how graphic it is
11:18 <GuineaBacon> the c word is used so often
11:29 <gs69azza> hahah yeah
11:31 <gs69azza> its like
11:33 <clubsamwich> that's an easy position, sandraa
11:40 <gs69azza> on every third page
11:44 <GuineaBacon> im up to RAT
11:51 <GuineaBacon> might read it in a sec
11:53 <GuineaBacon> lol
11:56 <GuineaBacon> haha
12:08 <GuineaBacon> i took at peak at the rat chapter
12:21 <sandraa> and i do the one where u roll on the floor like a mofo on fire
12:24 <GuineaBacon> which is cool cause he just killed two more hookers
12:34 <edc767f7> haha
12:35 <GuineaBacon> and walked around the house with her head on his hardon
12:37 <GuineaBacon> lolol
12:59 <clubsamwich> sandraa, how is your form with downward-facing dog?
13:07 <sandraa> lol
13:08 <sandraa> wtf
13:12 <sandraa> yeah nah
13:12 <sandraa> :P
13:24 <bee_hornet> http://x11.xanga.com/e5cc864462430226252132/z177946059.jpg
13:30 <edc767f7> sandraa you just need to get your GP to refer you to a chiropractor. This nurse chick was telling me the first 6 visits are free
13:35 <edc767f7> I think 6 visits
13:37 <clubsamwich> http://kecampbe1.stu.cofc.edu/downwarddog..jpg
13:42 <bee_hornet> http://xb8.xanga.com/564c845615430226252125/z177946054.jpg
13:45 <gs69azza> you havent read the rat chapter?
13:47 Part: HSV`GXP`BABE ([email protected]) from #melbourne
13:48 <sandraa> wait ill draw u my yoga positions
13:50 <gs69azza> with the pvc piper?
13:51 <gs69azza> -r
14:13 <clubsamwich> http://kecampbe1.stu.cofc.edu/downwarddog..jpg - sandraa
14:18 <GuineaBacon> yeah
14:19 <GuineaBacon> lol
14:24 <GuineaBacon> im upto that now
14:34 <GuineaBacon> i want that original copy of american psycho
14:46 <GuineaBacon> mine is a photograph of some guys face
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15:40 <clubsamwich> paperback, GuineaBacon?
15:50 Part: jimbo ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:08 <gs69azza> my mate got like a leather bound one
16:18 <gs69azza> i have the paperback with the dudes face on the front
16:19 <clubsamwich> leather or flesh?
16:24 <gs69azza> lol
16:27 <gs69azza> i wish it was fles
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16:38 <gs69azza> flesh*
17:13 <GuineaBacon> dudes face?
17:16 <GuineaBacon> photograph?
18:03 <GuineaBacon> cost me 24.99 lol
18:29 <WiLd_TuRkeY> photosmart
18:34 <WiLd_TuRkeY> !google photosmart
18:42 <gs69azza> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/American-Psycho-Books-Bret-Easton-Ellis-American_W0QQitemZ280455047303QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Fiction_Books_2?hash=item414c6c6887
18:44 <gs69azza> that cover
19:38 <clubsamwich> it'd make a great audio book with the right narrator
19:50 <GuineaBacon> haha
19:51 <GuineaBacon> stephen fry
19:55 <GuineaBacon> LOL
20:31 <GuineaBacon> yeah thats the original cover isnt it?
20:31 Nick: demon` is now known as demon`sleep
20:41 <bee_hornet> http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9147198/Analysis_Free_Nokia_GPS_could_hurt_TomTom_Garmin
21:06 <gs69azza> yeah that is
21:07 <gs69azza> i think
21:24 <GuineaBacon> "(
21:26 <GuineaBacon> :(
21:41 <sandraa> clubsamwich
21:42 <sandraa> :P
21:44 <sandraa> im done
21:48 <WiLd_TuRkeY> practise what u preach
21:49 <clubsamwich> hey GuineaBacon, did you get jay stay paid?
22:19 <GuineaBacon> i gotta find it again
22:26 <clubsamwich> no big deal
22:43 <GuineaBacon> CLOSE THE DEAL MAN!
22:44 <gs69azza> doesnt he try to fuck one of the hookers after he like stabs her or something?
22:50 <GuineaBacon> lol
23:01 <gs69azza> i remember someone like dead
23:05 <GuineaBacon> im pretty sure he does
23:26 <GuineaBacon> he nailed a dildo into torri or tiffanys asshole before that he had nailed to a board
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23:31 <clubsamwich> sandraa, should i stick a fork in you?
23:35 <gs69azza> haha thats it
23:39 <sandraa> no
23:40 <GuineaBacon> burnt her eyes until they burst open
23:42 <GuineaBacon> lol
23:46 <gs69azza> its like
23:50 <gs69azza> descriptive too
23:58 <gs69azza> i remember that
24:02 <gs69azza> they start melting
24:03 <gs69azza> and shit
24:05 <GuineaBacon> then walked around with one of their heads on his dick
24:06 <gs69azza> and smells bad
24:09 <clubsamwich> sandraa, i'll put you on the rack
24:11 <GuineaBacon> yer
24:12 <GuineaBacon> lol
24:15 <GuineaBacon> hahaha
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24:23 <GuineaBacon> and he has christies brains in some bowl
24:27 <gs69azza> haha yeah
24:30 <GuineaBacon> and her head with the eyes gauged out
24:30 <gs69azza> he boils it up
24:32 <sandraa> http://i48.tinypic.com/2ujmi2o.jpg < clubsamwich there, yeah i knw im an artist :P
24:47 <GuineaBacon> i think christies head, and says he wants to use it as a jackolantern for halloween
24:54 <GuineaBacon> lol
24:58 <clubsamwich> sandraa, you're clearly an MS Paint artiste
24:59 <gs69azza> yeah he stores it in the fridge
25:02 <gs69azza> its one of them
25:03 <SupaNova> guinee pIG
25:08 <sandraa> :)
25:17 * SupaNova grabs a gun
25:23 <GuineaBacon> rofl
25:28 <clubsamwich> sandraa, i'll illustrate a response, wait for me!
25:38 <sandraa> loooll
25:39 <sandraa> kk
25:47 <gs69azza> doesnt he like
25:49 <gs69azza> go crazy
25:53 <gs69azza> at a park bench
25:57 <gs69azza> when walking home or something
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26:17 <sandraa> clubsamwich faster i need sleep
26:19 <sandraa> !!
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26:36 <clubsamwich> sandraa, keep your panties on!
26:41 <sandraa> lol
26:44 <sandraa> i will
27:25 * WiLd_TuRkeY plays with his rubix cube
27:42 <WiLd_TuRkeY> red blue white orange
27:49 <WiLd_TuRkeY> green
27:49 * sandraa stares at WiLd_TuRkeY
27:55 <GuineaBacon> I force my hand down, deep into her throat, until it disappears up to my wrist--all the while her head shakes uncontrollably, but she can't bite down since the power drill ripped her teeth out of her gums--and grab at the veins lodged there like tubes and I loosen them with my fingers
28:09 * WiLd_TuRkeY stares at sandraa
28:21 * sandraa stares back
28:31 <sandraa> GuineaBacon wtf r u on about ur sick fantasy?
28:31 * WiLd_TuRkeY out stares sandraa
28:31 Nick: gs69azza is now known as HaroldCarnes
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28:43 <sandraa> siff WiLd_TuRkeY
28:44 <sandraa> siff
28:45 <HaroldCarnes> haha
28:51 <HaroldCarnes> ive actually
28:55 <HaroldCarnes> seen a snuff film
28:59 <HaroldCarnes> that that happens
29:01 <GuineaBacon> LOL
29:02 <WiLd_TuRkeY> oh a snuff film
29:16 * SupaNova slaps GuineaBacon around a bit with a large trout
29:19 <HaroldCarnes> 2 dudes pick up a chick and like rub her naked in gravel and shit and then drill her head
29:30 <sandraa> wtf
29:37 <amsy> happy australia day btw
29:44 <HaroldCarnes> it was crazy
29:46 <sandraa> u 2 amsy
29:46 <WiLd_TuRkeY> happy australia day amsy
29:50 <clubsamwich> ok sandraa, i've finished, uploading to tinypic now
29:56 <sandraa> lol
29:57 <SupaNova> HAABY AUSSIE DAY
29:57 <sandraa> finally
29:59 <sandraa> shit
30:00 <sandraa> :P
30:02 <SupaNova> her happy lol
30:06 <amsy> :)
30:11 <SupaNova> er not her*
30:18 <SupaNova> damn alcohol
30:31 <amsy> making parmas for aus day dinner here seeing as i cant have a bbq
30:34 <bee_hornet> a happy republic day
30:49 <WiLd_TuRkeY> why cant u have a bbq
30:51 <sandraa> amsy thats even better than bbq
30:54 <SupaNova> burn the aussie /pommie flag and make our own i say
31:06 <bee_hornet> i have bought goat's shank today
31:07 <clubsamwich> sandraa, http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2mxqr9g&s=6
31:13 <WiLd_TuRkeY> we should adopt the pirate flag
31:18 <amsy> WiLd_TuRkeY: because its minus temperatures and the ground out in the bbq area is packed with snow and ice
31:23 <SupaNova> true turkey
31:38 <GuineaBacon> this bit pisses me off HaroldCarnes
31:40 <sandraa> lmfaooo
31:43 <GuineaBacon> "dripping red letters above the faux-cowhide paneling in the living
31:44 <GuineaBacon> room, the words I AM BACK and below it a scary drawing which
31:44 <GuineaBacon> looks like this
31:45 <GuineaBacon> "
31:46 <SupaNova> brb more beer intake required
31:52 <GuineaBacon> but there's no drawing!
31:53 <sandraa> u fucked it clubsamwich
31:55 <sandraa> :O
32:01 <GuineaBacon> it goes straight to Rat
32:04 <WiLd_TuRkeY> why where do u live amsy
32:07 <clubsamwich> i improved it 200%, sandraa
32:07 <HaroldCarnes> haha
32:07 <GuineaBacon> im gonna read rat now brb
32:09 <GuineaBacon> lol
32:11 <SupaNova> maybe more stuff like drugs
32:11 <HaroldCarnes> yeah there isnt
32:14 <GuineaBacon> he does it a few times in the book
32:16 <amsy> WiLd_TuRkeY: norway
32:18 <GuineaBacon> just ends a chapter
32:23 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cool
32:26 <GuineaBacon> kinda cool though
32:28 <GuineaBacon> makes you think
32:30 <GuineaBacon> haha brb
32:32 <HaroldCarnes> but its meant to be like that
32:37 <HaroldCarnes> it's meant to make you think
32:40 <HaroldCarnes> was he crazy
32:44 <HaroldCarnes> or did it really happen?
32:47 <sandraa> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2dioaon&s=5&tag=sandraa&hid=4 < i get the chicks
32:48 <sandraa> :)
32:51 <sandraa> fuck yeah
33:10 <bee_hornet> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/25/article-0-026979E000000578-138_468x628.jpg
33:11 <HaroldCarnes> lol
33:15 <clubsamwich> that says Sandra, when you're sandraa
33:23 <sandraa> no im sandra
33:23 <sandraa> lol
33:24 <sandraa> :P
33:27 <HaroldCarnes> tags...
33:38 <clubsamwich> stop trying to steal other sandras thunder, sandraa
33:39 Part: tudorman ([email protected]) from #melbourne
33:47 <sandraa> 5&tag=sandraa&hid=4 < :O that bitch has 2 a's there
33:47 <sandraa> lol
33:49 <sandraa> so for me
33:50 <sandraa> :)
34:09 <sandraa> Tags: sandraa
34:13 <sandraa> HA
34:17 <sandraa> IT says sandra
34:20 Quit: jimbo ([email protected]) Quit:
34:21 <sandraa> but tags SANDRAA
34:21 <sandraa> :)
34:23 <sandraa> fuck yes
34:28 <sandraa> see im loved worldwide
34:36 <HaroldCarnes> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2dioaon&s=5&tag=sandraa&hid=4%highlight=thisisfake
34:45 <clubsamwich> tags don't count
34:50 <sandraa> lol
34:50 <sandraa> sif
34:51 <sandraa> :P
34:51 <clubsamwich> could be a typo tagf
34:52 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmmmm.
34:54 <tetrasalicylide> Mad.
34:54 <clubsamwich> tag
34:56 <sandraa> that bitch still my double a
35:12 <HaroldCarnes> steal?
35:15 <bee_hornet> i saw some aussies walking down in my town day before yesterday
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35:26 <sandraa> lol
35:30 <sandraa> haha yes
35:32 <sandraa> steal*
35:34 <Khdfsl> haha no
36:27 <TheWJM> Khdfsl, why do you join and part so often?
36:28 <sandraa> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=6c7etc0&s=1&tag=sandraa&hid=16 < another one
36:30 <sandraa> see chicks dig me
36:34 <TheWJM> I smell a bot
36:51 <amsy> that says gale
37:01 <sandraa> its tagged sandra
37:02 <sandraa> lol
37:02 <sandraa> :P
37:04 <clubsamwich> look! another one http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2mxqr9g&s=6
37:07 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*trojan*@*
37:14 <amsy> so that chick clearly loves gale
37:15 <sandraa> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=6fj7u49&s=1&tag=sandraa&hid=17 < sandra4h roo?
37:21 <amsy> her name is probably sandra or something
37:22 Kick: Khdfsl was kicked by TheWJM (trojan)
37:33 <HaroldCarnes> hmm
37:48 <sandraa> lol
37:49 <sandraa> :P
37:51 <sandraa> ok
37:52 <sandraa> still
37:53 <clubsamwich> my favourite part was when you were on fire, baby sandraa
38:02 <amsy> that last chick is horrible haha
38:08 <sandraa> amsy i can dream
38:09 <sandraa> lol
38:10 <sandraa> fuck yeah
38:17 <sandraa> lol clubsamwich meh
38:41 <clubsamwich> the smoke was so realistic
39:57 <sandraa> sif
40:03 <sandraa> well im off to bed
40:04 <sandraa> :)
40:09 <sandraa> goodnght ppl
40:11 <WiLd_TuRkeY> night
40:13 <HaroldCarnes> bed sounds good
40:16 <clubsamwich> night
40:18 <sandraa> and happy australia day
40:21 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 340am
40:25 <sandraa> night :)
40:32 <sandraa> WiLd_TuRkeY 1
40:36 <WiLd_TuRkeY> happy australia day
40:40 <sandraa> 3:41
40:43 <sandraa> u 2 xx
40:48 Quit: sandraa ([email protected]) EOF from client
42:53 <bee_hornet> http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/01/22/2798454.htm?section=justin
45:56 <WiLd_TuRkeY> airconditioning bee_hornet
47:49 <WiLd_TuRkeY> looks like a nice area for a city
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49:20 <GuineaBacon> happy invasion day!
49:21 <GuineaBacon> I listen to NIN - Closer when i read american psycho
49:23 <GuineaBacon> huhu
49:27 <GuineaBacon> sets the scene
50:19 <WiLd_TuRkeY> on what merit do u say that
51:22 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u can call my johny
51:33 <GuineaBacon> im pissed off that its invasion day today
51:38 <GuineaBacon> because the post isnt running
51:46 <GuineaBacon> so i wont receive my new atm card untill tomorrow
51:52 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :(
51:58 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u got cash tho
52:01 Quit: karupt ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
52:05 <GuineaBacon> or thursday now. which disappoints me because i really wanted another bottle of J&Bs
52:07 <GuineaBacon> yer
52:14 <bee_hornet> day off tomorrow?
52:16 <GuineaBacon> but the nearest bank is too far to walk
52:35 <bee_hornet> use the online bank
52:52 <WiLd_TuRkeY> thatd be good hey a ATM in ur home
53:03 <GuineaBacon> the stupid thing is, is that i found the atm card i thought id lost in my 300 collectors tin
53:04 <WiLd_TuRkeY> withdraw money from ur computer
53:09 <GuineaBacon> online bank to buy booze?
53:12 <GuineaBacon> yer no shit
53:14 <GuineaBacon> haha
54:15 <bee_hornet> josh: http://www.inmelbournetonight.com.au/
55:03 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Dial A 24 Hour Liquor Shop - (03) 9663 6100
55:28 <bee_hornet> Dial A 24 Hour Liquor Shop - (03) 9663 6100
55:37 <bee_hornet> wtf
55:56 <bee_hornet> man this is such coincident
56:14 <bee_hornet> *coincidence
56:18 <GuineaBacon> thats fkn awesome
56:22 <WiLd_TuRkeY> THERE'S a full moon over the city, the air is warm, it's after midnight and you should probably just go home, but something's missing.
56:29 <GuineaBacon> i want a 24 hr liqour shop here
57:11 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i might try it one tyme
57:15 <bee_hornet> http://maps.google.com.au/maps?hl=en&resnum=0&um=1&ie=UTF-8&q=24/7+online+liquor+shop+melbourne&fb=1&gl=au&hq=24/7+online+liquor+shop&hnear=melbourne&view=text&ei=msxdS6W_HpK0Noux2PoO&sa=X&oi=local_group&ct=more-results&resnum=4&ved=0CBsQtQMwAw
57:29 <WiLd_TuRkeY> good link
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58:02 <WiLd_TuRkeY> theres none over my way
58:14 <GuineaBacon> im frustrated because i cant shake this irritated feeling of contempt that i have for one of my friends at the moment
58:19 <bee_hornet> werribee is closer to sunshine
58:31 <GuineaBacon> she bitched about thinking people say shes up herself
58:32 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer
58:32 <GuineaBacon> when she is
58:41 <GuineaBacon> shes one of those fat but thinks shes all that people
58:48 <GuineaBacon> wants to be fit but wont do anything about it
59:03 <GuineaBacon> and worst of all, besides having to listen to her pathetic singsong
59:17 <GuineaBacon> is that she hasn't returned my fucking dvds, that she's now had for around three weeks
59:20 <bee_hornet> ask your neighbour to borrow some bottle on tic till you replace them in the morn
59:39 <GuineaBacon> just as bad is her pestering me for thirty-five dollars that I don't owe her
59:39 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
59:55 Join: jimbo ([email protected]) to #melbourne
00:07 <jimbo> morning
00:18 <bee_hornet> did you have a perve on her in the mind
00:25 <GuineaBacon> but when she was whinging one day about being jobless and not having money that was owed to her etc, i said "ill give you some cash for that carton T bought that night sometime since i didnt know it was your money"
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00:51 Quit: clubsamwich ([email protected]) Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.86 [Firefox 3.5.7/20091221164558]
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01:10 <GuineaBacon> i only said it to be kind, expecting her to say something like "that's cool dont worry about it"
01:36 <GuineaBacon> since it wasnt my fucking fault that i didnt know her 'not-boyfriend' used HER money.
01:41 <GuineaBacon> fucking bitch.
02:04 <GuineaBacon> she's perstered me three times for "that 35"\
02:13 <GuineaBacon> pestered*
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04:13 <GuineaBacon> some people i just want to kill.
04:27 <bee_hornet> pasteurization
05:09 <GuineaBacon> lol
05:20 <GuineaBacon> this chick needs to go out to pasteur.
05:37 <GuineaBacon> Fucking heffier
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07:25 <pervert> boink
08:09 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the man is agressive. make me a fucking coffee now
08:15 <WiLd_TuRkeY> but says thankyou when its done
08:58 <WiLd_TuRkeY> morning pervert
09:13 Quit: M[a]yhem ([email protected]) Quit:
09:24 <WiLd_TuRkeY> its a wet monday in new york city
10:12 <pervert> hi mate
10:13 <WiLd_TuRkeY> plane crashs near lebanon
10:58 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmmmmmm.
15:32 <WiLd_TuRkeY> silence is bliss
19:40 <edc767f7> ok do you want to talk to a hot uk teen girl?
19:51 <bee_hornet> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmVTq8nKiTg
20:14 <GuineaBacon> what are you on about WiLd_TuRkeY
20:30 <GuineaBacon> as?
20:35 <edc767f7> hot uk teengirl chat - http://www.blogtv.com/people/Spoonfullofemilyyy
20:35 <GuineaBacon> ap
20:41 <pervert> gimme ices
21:01 <edc767f7> I've been going to blog tvb more often as austnet dies, good for periods of no activity here
21:17 <BlackDevil> the ads are fail on blogtv
21:21 <edc767f7> but hey this time of night. what do you expect
21:27 <edc767f7> use firefox BlackDevil
21:31 <edc767f7> and adblock
21:42 <BlackDevil> i use chrome
21:49 <GuineaBacon> im watching some pathetic doco on tv
21:51 <BlackDevil> im talking about the flash ad on blog
21:58 <GuineaBacon> i dont care about the way in which fish living on the reef use ultra violet colours to attract a mate
22:03 Part: R33Sky ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:05 <GuineaBacon> or which colours they see
22:12 <GuineaBacon> i think these researchers are wasting their lives
22:15 <edc767f7> yeah i've never seen flash ads in youtube or blogtv
22:23 Part: Mr_Smart ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:26 <GuineaBacon> because it means.. to me.. absolutely nothing
22:39 <GuineaBacon> their work seriously doesnt even matter
23:05 <GuineaBacon> it wont alter the course of history or add any real knowledge that will benefit mankind
23:06 Part: SupaNova ([email protected]) from #melbourne
23:50 <WiLd_TuRkeY> and on the 7th day god rested
24:32 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol
24:37 <GuineaBacon> i like how people will say "well a day might mean a million years" when it clearly states on this day etc god created whatever
24:45 <GuineaBacon> people are so fucking dumb
25:29 <WiLd_TuRkeY> give me a A, give me a U, give me a S, give me a S, give me a I, give me a E
26:11 <bee_hornet> Internetworking
26:16 <WiLd_TuRkeY> on the count of three i want u to say Cheese
26:30 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 1... 2... 3...
27:28 <WiLd_TuRkeY> a-list drug addicts
27:48 * WiLd_TuRkeY internetworks bee_hornet
28:28 * WiLd_TuRkeY disrupts bee_hornet powersupply
29:18 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :(
30:17 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sex before marriage. whats ur view
30:40 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 430am
31:49 <GuineaBacon> who gives a fuck
31:50 <GuineaBacon> sex before marriage
31:51 <GuineaBacon> jesus
32:15 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol
32:40 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lololololol
32:59 <GuineaBacon> chocolate dipped damsel
33:01 <GuineaBacon> what a fucked up name for a fish
33:17 <WiLd_TuRkeY> chocolate and fish dont go
33:26 <WiLd_TuRkeY> now im hungry for fish
33:28 <GuineaBacon> lol
35:59 Quit: mixy ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
38:39 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 5 years a mopther of two was left to die in a boot of a car
39:19 <WiLd_TuRkeY> damian
39:21 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Daniel
39:33 Part: WiLd_TuRkeY ([email protected]) from #melbourne
39:33 Join: WiLd_TuRkeY ([email protected]) to #melbourne
41:44 <GuineaBacon> wow baby coral actually move around
41:48 <GuineaBacon> and then anchor themselves and undergo a complete transformation
41:49 <GuineaBacon> so cools
41:51 <GuineaBacon> and does this change my life? no.
42:20 <WiLd_TuRkeY> god will change ur life
42:34 <WiLd_TuRkeY> become a martya
42:57 <GuineaBacon> that's an R
43:50 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i wonder if kfc is open tomorrow
43:56 <WiLd_TuRkeY> or today~
44:51 <GuineaBacon> australia day is shit
45:02 <GuineaBacon> everything is shut
45:02 <GuineaBacon> fucken stupid
45:09 <WiLd_TuRkeY> we need a new leader
45:24 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im not saying the current PM is bad but we do need change
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45:43 <GuineaBacon> we need world war
45:50 <GuineaBacon> i pine for it
46:03 <GuineaBacon> this comfortability is to me uncomfortable
46:08 <WiLd_TuRkeY> could happen but alot of people are working to avoid it
46:11 Part: jimbo ([email protected]) from #melbourne
48:04 <GuineaBacon> HAHA
48:23 <GuineaBacon> this is what i said on facebook on this post about gettin pissed n bbq on australia day..
48:32 <GuineaBacon> 'Joshua Blackwood where's the dislike button? great to show the world that to celebrate australia day we all get shitfaced and eat cheap food, hoo ra... stupidface.'
48:36 Part: FLWLSS ([email protected]) from #melbourne
50:03 <bee_hornet> Copyright � 2009 University of Alberta
51:41 Quit: NiCeBoY ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
52:05 <tetrasalicylide> Oh gawd.
54:37 Quit: GuineaBacon ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
56:11 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i am a paranoid skitzophernic
56:18 <pervert> give me a dollar or i'll kill you
56:25 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dont make fun of my disability
56:41 * WiLd_TuRkeY throws pervert a dollar
56:42 <pervert> i said gimme gimme
56:45 <pervert> thnx
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57:17 <bee_hornet> dont kill me i have 5 kids and 4 missus
57:44 <WiLd_TuRkeY> this would make a good movie
58:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> get more into character bee_hornet i want u screaming and begging for ur life
58:09 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :(
58:32 <WiLd_TuRkeY> remembers its just a $1
58:32 <bee_hornet> i m apu from kiwi mart
58:58 <WiLd_TuRkeY> a dollar stole my baby
59:07 * bee_hornet hands a fake dollar
01:59 <bee_hornet> Beef Rump Steak Beef Fillet Steak Beef Scotch Fillet Steak Beef Sirloin Steak Beef Eye Round Medallions Beef Blade Roast Beef Mince Extra Trim
02:18 <pervert> yeah
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02:37 <bee_hornet> can you say it like 1 minute
05:00 <Carts> Has anyone seen Paranormal Activity? And what is the best horror movie you have ever seen ?
05:19 <kibblz> yes its shit
05:27 <kibblz> too much hype for a crap movie
05:32 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Rapper Dizzee Rascal calls journalist a "bitch" before demanding the video footage be destroyed at the Big Day Out.
05:38 <kibblz> the best horror is a movie called .. the thing
05:40 <kibblz> old classic.
05:54 <WiLd_TuRkeY> havent seen that movie but sounds good
06:01 <kibblz> it is.
06:02 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i heard people shit there pants
06:04 <kibblz> go look into it.
06:05 <kibblz> :)
06:41 Part: DrUiD81 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
06:51 <Carts> I didn't get scared at all, but I heard ppl shit as well
06:58 <Carts> wtf is wrong with ppl these days
07:09 <bee_hornet> srilankans want easy entry into the country
07:39 <Carts> how about Omen ?
08:45 <WiLd_TuRkeY> about a kid?
08:57 <WiLd_TuRkeY> priest gets impladed out the front of a church?
09:03 <WiLd_TuRkeY> kid trys killing mother?
09:04 <Carts> it's scarey
09:27 <bee_hornet> sell more uranium ore
09:38 <Carts> what are your fav movies of all times ?
10:01 Quit: d-_-b ([email protected]) Quit:
10:22 <Carts> lets see who has good taste in movies
10:47 <kibblz> scarface
10:52 <Carts> good
10:54 <kibblz> the thing
10:57 <WiLd_TuRkeY> scatterface
11:04 <WiLd_TuRkeY> pradoy
11:11 <kibblz> almost all the al pacino movies
11:13 <kibblz> i love
11:14 <kibblz> the most
11:17 <bee_hornet> cock father3
11:19 <WiLd_TuRkeY> say hello to my new friend BOOM
11:25 <Carts> have you guys seen City Of God ?
11:53 <kibblz> yeah i seen that
11:56 <bee_hornet> yeh old movie
12:04 <kibblz> that black photographer
12:05 <kibblz> ?
12:12 <bee_hornet> biggro gets shot
12:17 <Carts> let me check
12:35 <bee_hornet> and the little gangs
12:37 <kibblz> scarface
12:41 <kibblz> carlito's way
12:46 <kibblz> devils advocate
13:30 <Carts> not good enough
13:42 <Carts> they are movies every1 knows
14:17 <kibblz> i liked avatar
14:23 <kibblz> the abyss
14:24 <kibblz> ?
14:33 <kibblz> the sphere
14:33 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i couldnt tell u my favorite film, my mind is blank
14:41 <kibblz> theres too many good movies.
15:11 <bee_hornet> a bug's life
15:22 <WiLd_TuRkeY> good animation
15:39 <WiLd_TuRkeY> havent watchd it tho
15:43 <WiLd_TuRkeY> more a kids movie?
15:55 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i dont mind some kids movies
16:19 <kibblz> lion king
16:22 <bee_hornet> the panic in needle park
16:32 <WiLd_TuRkeY> some people spend to they are 40 working out what to do with life
16:52 <WiLd_TuRkeY> even then they still dont know what to do
17:21 <bee_hornet> kalifornia
17:33 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i do like one thing warm weather
17:34 <Carts> momento, city of god, amores perros, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, requiem for a dream --------- These are MUST see movies!
17:51 <WiLd_TuRkeY> have u got a facebook account Carts
18:01 <Carts> no
18:02 <Carts> y?
18:05 <bee_hornet> i watch movies only in aeroplanes
18:17 <WiLd_TuRkeY> could list those movies as ur favorite movies on ur homepage
18:20 <WiLd_TuRkeY> even myspace
18:34 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im afraid of flying to many air accidents
18:43 <Carts> thnx for the 1999 informations
18:52 <Carts> information*
20:19 <Carts> no one is happy WiLd_TuRkeY, and no one know what they want, (especially women) so it's ok
22:03 <Carts> Our "wants" change as we grow older, I think this has alot to do with not know or constantly changing our opinions...
22:21 <Carts> knowing*
22:29 <WiLd_TuRkeY> terrorism
22:33 <bee_hornet> Carts are you turkish
22:56 <Carts> yes, how do you know ?
23:27 <Carts> Turkish - Australian
24:24 <bee_hornet> Filipina horny nipples
24:38 <bee_hornet> i m in bangladesh deported
24:54 <bee_hornet> its been 2.5 years
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25:50 <Carts> deported?
26:20 <WiLd_TuRkeY> brads n jolz empire is much in money wise
26:25 <WiLd_TuRkeY> not
26:37 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 1 trillion is the new mark
26:57 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 6 billion people in the world?
26:59 <Carts> were you deported from Australia ?
29:48 <WiLd_TuRkeY> he left
29:59 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i wanted to ask a question also
30:07 <Carts> He was kicked out of Australia
30:22 <Carts> what were you going to ask ?
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> where was he born
31:23 <Carts> why do you want to know that ?
32:57 <Carts> He was born in Australia but got kicked out. He currently works in bangladesh as a male prostitute
33:23 <Carts> btw prostitution in bangladesh is legal for women but illegal for men
36:26 <WiLd_TuRkeY> fireworks tonight in cities across australia
36:59 <Carts> happy Australia day!!
37:13 <WiLd_TuRkeY> happy australia day!
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48:02 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hello zer0cool
49:14 <zer0cool> morning
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30:47 <tetrasalicylide> Gawd...
30:50 <tetrasalicylide> Kill me.
30:52 <tetrasalicylide> Kill me.
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39:39 <bidd> ..
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44:07 <Scramble> ALL TIME WORLDWIDE
44:07 <Scramble> 1.	Titanic	$1,842,879,955
44:08 <Scramble> 2.	Avatar	$1,836,143,000
44:08 <Scramble> 3.	Return of the King	$1,119,110,941
44:14 <Scramble> jeebus
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49:13 <tetrasalicylide> All time world wide what?
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00:26 <Scramble> !access
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22:20 <Django> hey Scramble 'avin a bonza straya day mate?
26:07 <tetrasalicylide> Mad.
26:08 <tetrasalicylide> Mad.
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34:26 <Scramble> so far it's pretty cooda
39:16 <Django> swoit
46:54 <conan> australia day lets get drunk !
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03:11 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmmm.
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42:38 <pervert> get me a beer before the trouble starts
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35:07 <JustinZ> hi all
35:19 <Just_Me> hi JustinZ
35:54 <JustinZ> Just me whats up?
36:17 <Just_Me> not much
36:20 <Just_Me> bored
36:56 <JustinZ> what time's it there?
37:16 <Just_Me> where r u?
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37:23 <Just_Me> 9:37am
37:47 <JustinZ> k..u at work today?
38:01 <Just_Me> public holiday
38:20 <JustinZ> lucky u..
38:36 <Just_Me> where r u?
39:00 <JustinZ> usa..g/f juts left for work
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56:44 <Skippii> Happy Australia Day SugaPlumFairy
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59:07 <SugaPlumFairy> hey Miss Skippii ... right back atcha .. :) hows u ??
59:26 <Skippii> me is good thanks hun and urself
59:50 <SugaPlumFairy> i am very well :) day off is always nice :)
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07:59 <Pieter> Happy Australia Day Everyone !
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10:38 <tr1p1ea> finally FUCKING got tha c
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23:33 <JustinZ> Nikky` wb
23:46 <Nikky`> Ta
23:54 <Nikky`> Not here for long, many things to do
24:16 <SugaPlumFairy> me ? Nikky` ?? ehehhe
24:32 <Nikky`> Yes babe, I be doing you P
24:33 <Nikky`> :P
24:37 <SugaPlumFairy> woohoo hehehe
24:46 <Nikky`> How are you hon?
25:14 <SugaPlumFairy> i am great :) hows u ?
25:27 <Nikky`> I is also great :o)
25:36 <SugaPlumFairy> yay
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26:58 <mikey> well didnt i wake up with a small headache this morning
27:05 <mikey> couldnt possibly think why :P
27:05 <Nikky`> yaaay mikey
27:23 <mikey> yay?
27:29 <mikey> yay for getting a headache?
27:30 <mikey> :S
27:37 <Nikky`> you said you didn't wake
27:45 <Nikky`> Say I yaay'd to no headache
28:10 <mikey> no i didnt
28:16 <mikey> i said 'well didnt i'
28:18 <SugaPlumFairy> lol how to confuse a blonde *ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
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28:44 <Nikky`> Oh
28:47 <mikey> lol
28:48 <mikey> :P
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28:57 <Nikky`> lol, I so didn't read that correctly
29:05 * Nikky` takes back her yaay
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31:36 <mikey> no
31:41 <mikey> you didnt read it correctly at all :P
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33:39 <Nikky`> Clearly, as SugaPlumFairy how to confuse a blonde haha
34:20 <SugaPlumFairy> i have gone to shut down mode .. too confusing for this lil SugaPlumFairy
34:51 <Nikky`> I'm always in shut down mode
35:12 <Nikky`> back to work tomorrow after nearly a month off, i'll def be in shut down mode still haha
35:29 <SugaPlumFairy> ooooooooo wow u will know your alive when u go back hehe
35:49 <Nikky`> I know, alarm is set for 5:30 tomorrow :o(
36:21 <SugaPlumFairy> ouchhhhhh ... ours went off at 6am ... grrrrrrrrrrr hubby set it for all weekdays .. i was not happy jan
37:40 <Nikky`> Yeah, mine went off also before I remebered to switch it off on christmas day haha
37:47 <Nikky`> I have mine set for weekdays
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44:10 <FrankLopez> i just inherited 6 million today
44:22 <FrankLopez> from the family estate
45:24 * FrankLopez buys everyone a paddlepop
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59:55 <Just_Me> hi Nikky
02:28 <iBiZa> lots of bling means lack of thing
03:13 <JustinZ> huh
03:14 <iBiZa> there is a HUGH contrast between Belle and i... she is a size 50000000 and im a size 6
03:39 <iBiZa> do you anal?
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04:53 <iBiZa> 	listen guys, I am so flooded, could only guys with pics of their cocks msg me?
06:26 <ShaneWatson> the flies got my bbq!!!
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07:19 <slower> must be bloody big flies
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08:58 <damian> hahaha
09:00 <damian> that's what i just said :\
09:06 <damian> (he amsg'd)
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11:57 <Von_Smallhausen> FrankLopez are chu ready for some good news?
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14:53 <Pieter> theres FA 18A's flying over the apartments
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15:54 <Von_Smallhausen> over your rats nest Pieter
16:02 <Von_Smallhausen> chu fucking peasant
17:07 <FrankLopez> chu got dem
17:11 * slower wonders what hell is chu
17:12 <FrankLopez> bel 209 choppers up da ass mang
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17:48 <Pieter> slower: its the uneducated version of you
17:55 <Pieter> slower: so he's trying to make it
18:00 <Pieter> slower: he wants chu in the dictionary
18:01 <Pieter> :/
18:03 <slower> lol thought so
18:25 <slower> talk about bad english
18:36 <Pieter> i call it sad
18:36 <Pieter> :)
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19:24 <slower> i call it lazy/ignorant
19:40 <Pieter> he thinks he's cool tho
19:43 <Pieter> and liked :p
19:44 <FrankLopez> wah chu problam mang
19:46 <slower> lol
19:47 <Von_Smallhausen> da only sad thing here amigo is dat chu don't have a job at age 30 not only dat chu live on irc like some chivato watching and getting involved in other peoples lives
19:49 <FrankLopez> chu got a problam wit accents?
20:16 <FrankLopez> chu cockaroach chazzer cheezel eatin chivato Pieter
20:25 <Pieter> Von_Smallhausen: if that were even the case, 5.7% of australia dont have jobs, so whats your point?>
20:35 * Pieter looks @ slower
20:40 <Pieter> you can tell these 2 are related
20:41 <Pieter> :)
20:44 <FrankLopez> 5.7% of da population is retarded
20:47 <FrankLopez> dat wat
20:47 <slower> lol
20:55 <Pieter> go back to school kids :)
20:55 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter chu fucking dishwasher
21:08 <FrankLopez> we goto work mang
21:12 <FrankLopez> chu need to go back to school
21:15 <FrankLopez> 2 learn how 2 get a job
21:18 <FrankLopez> chu diswasher
21:22 <Pieter> chu chu
21:25 <Von_Smallhausen> haha
21:30 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter chu nothing
21:34 * Von_Smallhausen spits on Pieter
21:37 <Pieter> nothing at all !
21:38 <Von_Smallhausen> chu cockaroach
21:46 <Pieter> and im at an internet cafe!
21:52 <Pieter> for freebie hour!
21:54 <slower> Von_Smallhausen how do personal attacks justify your bad english?
22:01 <Pieter> slower: he's dense :/
22:02 <FrankLopez> Pieter chu eat urself silly wit ur dole money thinkin chu made biigg bux wit ur 300 a fortnight from Mr Rudd, chu make me sick mang
22:06 <Von_Smallhausen> slower chu wanna go to war?????????
22:08 <Pieter> slower: do what most of the channel do and /ignore
22:22 <Von_Smallhausen> LOL big buxx
22:31 * Von_Smallhausen flicks a dime @ Pieter
22:35 <Von_Smallhausen> dance
22:41 <Von_Smallhausen> you fucking cowboy
22:48 <Pieter> slower: and these kids are only 15 and 16
22:55 <slower> war? there are too many already
23:01 <Warlock> Pieter: your on early :)
23:10 <Von_Smallhausen> Warlock he always on amigo
23:15 <Pieter> Warlock: I am
23:17 <Von_Smallhausen> fucking chivato has nothing better to do wit his live
23:19 <Pieter> Warlock: I got home early :))
23:25 <Warlock> lol
23:32 <Pieter> was walking home and I saw this fa18 above me
23:32 <Von_Smallhausen> life*
23:37 <Pieter> fuck they are fast n noisy
23:42 <Pieter> ive never seen one in real life before
24:10 <Warlock> fuck i am hungry, got some sausage deep frozen, and their like gonna take ages to unfreeze :(
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24:39 <Pieter> im gonna eat some crunchy nut clusters
25:01 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter chu soft mang
25:08 <Von_Smallhausen> all i have to do is look at chu
25:16 <slower> Warlock pretend they are icecream, just eat them
25:25 <Warlock> i like bacon and eggs and sausages deep fried in oil in the morning, i got this thing with cholesterol
25:49 <Warlock> for dinner i have weetbix
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30:52 <Thebestjerk> hey guys
31:01 <Thebestjerk> what time are most people waking up in the morning?
31:05 <JustinZ> hi
31:41 <defunct> irc people? probably about 10am
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32:05 <Thebestjerk> dosnt make me feel so bad then
32:07 <Thebestjerk> i woke up at 11 am
32:30 <Thebestjerk> i just moved to melb from WA two days ago
32:30 <Thebestjerk> still on WA time ( 3 hours behind )
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36:37 <Pieter> there goes the plane again
36:46 <Pieter> woo
36:49 <Pieter> the tennis mentioned it
37:02 <Pieter> i must be very close to the tennis then
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41:10 <pervert> the coppers have fucked it
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43:19 <pervert> WaSpS
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47:26 <Pieter> ayye pervert?
47:32 <Pieter> FrankLopez has no friendS?
47:33 <Pieter> :)
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59:04 <Nikky`> Hiya Just_Me
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00:07 <bourbonz0r> happy straya day
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13:28 <cooldude69> hii
13:35 <cooldude69> folks
13:36 <pervert> hii
13:40 <pervert> are u ready
13:45 <cooldude69> dont talk 2 me
13:49 <pervert> why
13:54 <cooldude69> ur mean
13:56 <LARRYEMDUR> cooldude69 - paul_banks, why are you ban evading again ?
13:58 <cooldude69> ;p
14:15 <pervert> ill fucking kill you
14:43 <LARRYEMDUR> pervert - you have to have the gutts to leave your parents house before making those threats to anyone
15:07 <pervert> eat my piss
15:12 <gs69azza> i put my denco extreme on my balls
15:48 <LARRYEMDUR> gs69azza - what does bron think bout that ?
15:49 <cooldude69> huh
15:50 <cooldude69> i aint doig shit!!!!!!!!!!!!11
15:50 <cooldude69> :---------)
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16:10 <pervert> fucking queers
16:21 <LARRYEMDUR> i wonder how many people will also be banned if ya typed `ban *!*@110.20.*
16:23 <LARRYEMDUR> hehe
16:30 <pervert> i dunno
16:34 <pervert> a few i rekon
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17:00 <pervert> the nod
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17:14 <noddy07> pervert
17:28 <pervert> high
17:35 <noddy07> hiya
17:40 <noddy07> faggot
17:43 <pervert> givvus a kis
17:44 <LARRYEMDUR> well it is Optus his isp so yeah just a few hehe
17:50 <pervert> ye
17:52 <LARRYEMDUR> givvus a kiss govnor
18:02 <pervert> they use lots of ranges i fink
18:11 <gs69azza> i think thats a wireless range
18:21 <noddy07> hey azza
18:25 <gs69azza> sup
18:27 <LARRYEMDUR> yeah and i'm sure 110.20 is 1 of the usual suspects so it's too wide a range
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18:50 <LARRYEMDUR> gs69azza what country town are you in ?
18:57 <gs69azza> wollongong?
19:11 <LARRYEMDUR> oh wollongong hawks in the nbl
19:15 <gs69azza> yeah
19:15 <noddy07> LARRYEMDUR wot bunnings given u the day off
19:20 <gs69azza> they're shit :p
19:22 <LARRYEMDUR> and st george illawarra in the nrl ?
19:25 <gs69azza> thats it
19:32 <gs69azza> win stadium
19:34 <LARRYEMDUR> noddy07 - i dont work weekends and have all public holidays off.
19:49 <LARRYEMDUR> gs69azza - ya can get ya mug on tv when gws comes intot he afl
19:53 <LARRYEMDUR> greater west sydney
19:55 <noddy07> lol larry
19:56 <LARRYEMDUR> 2012
20:04 <gs69azza> lol yeha
20:06 <gs69azza> but
20:08 <gs69azza> gayfly
20:10 <pervert> hmmm
20:10 <gs69azza> -y
20:14 <gs69azza> is kinda gay
20:17 <LARRYEMDUR> AS Number	AS4804 Microplex PTY LTD
20:25 <LARRYEMDUR> for paul banks connection
20:37 <gs69azza> lol
20:48 <LARRYEMDUR> all we need is steel to be on a perm ban then we'll have all the losers out
20:49 <gs69azza> gaelic soccer = afl with soccer ball
21:03 <pervert> kill one , two will take it's place...
21:12 <LARRYEMDUR> gs69azza - thats every 2 years between australia & ireland, in 2011 its in ireland
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21:21 <LARRYEMDUR> i have good news people !
21:32 <LARRYEMDUR> in chinatown last night 8 asian guys beat up 2 indian guys
21:40 <noddy07> lol
21:45 <gs69azza> yeah but it's still the same as afl
21:47 <LARRYEMDUR> if this war continues, half of our most hated people will be eliminated from out country
21:52 <gs69azza> and gaelic soccer was before afl
22:08 <gs69azza> so i dont see how it can be called afl if we just changed the ball and goal post
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29:17 <cuteey> is anyone going to the haviana thing today?
29:41 <pervert> sorry?
29:54 <pervert> what are you wearing?
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32:47 <noddy07> hey anonguy
32:52 <anonguy> hey noddy
33:36 <cuteey> is anyone going to the haviana thing today?
36:17 <cuteey> and for all use that ont no its where u register and then wear ur havianas today and get a giant blow up haviana
36:36 <pervert> cuteey
36:42 <pervert> what are you wearing?
37:21 <noddy07> lol pervert
37:27 Quit: Warlock ([email protected]) Client exited
37:33 <LARRYEMDUR> cuteey is a gay male
37:36 <pervert> so
37:36 <LARRYEMDUR> go for it pervert
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37:41 <pervert> i dont care
37:47 <pervert> im just talking shit as i always do
37:54 <LARRYEMDUR> take a bread roll and get ya sausage son !
38:06 <LARRYEMDUR> sausage sizzleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
38:08 <noddy07> pervert is a gay male 2 lol
38:18 <pervert> noddy07 ive seen you
38:24 <pervert> you look like a p00f
38:25 <pervert> :P
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39:03 <noddy07> lol
39:04 <LARRYEMDUR> with his gay smile and inward turning left foot ?
39:17 <LARRYEMDUR> with the half pumped up $2 reject shop soccer ball ?
39:23 <pervert> LOL LARRYEMDUR!!!!
39:32 <pervert> :]
39:38 <LARRYEMDUR> :)
39:53 <LARRYEMDUR> but I always smile, it's cos of the weekly injections I have on either side of my mouth
40:00 <pervert> yee
40:11 <pervert> i like cuddles
40:19 <pervert> and kissies
40:27 <LARRYEMDUR> pervert loves spooning
40:34 <alch3my> who doesnt
40:39 Quit: Mz-Ital ([email protected]) Quit:
41:18 * pervert moves closer to alch3my
41:36 <alch3my> sorry no :( you lack the bits to make it lovable for me
41:46 <noddy07> pervert is a crossdresser
41:51 <alch3my> bits.
41:53 <alch3my> not clothes
41:59 <noddy07> ive seen the pics
42:22 * pervert rolls around the floor
42:29 <pervert> i just wanna fuck you in the arse
42:32 <pervert> jokin
43:00 <alch3my> lies.
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44:48 <pervert> nikky nikky nikky
44:55 <LARRYEMDUR> normal guys like to sniff the undies of hot chicks, ya not normal unless you like that
45:00 <Nikky`> pervert pervert pervert
45:08 <pervert> how are u
45:18 <Nikky`> I'm good thanks and yourself?
45:22 <pervert> im okay
45:29 <noddy07> pervert likes 2 sniff his mums crusted undies
45:30 <Nikky`> cool cool
45:31 <pervert> just been waiting for you to come on
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45:40 <pervert> the guys are being rude
45:46 <pervert> and picking on me
45:52 <Nikky`> guys being rude? neeeever
45:55 <LARRYEMDUR> Nikky` - dont let pervert get near ur gym undies !
45:59 <Nikky`> awww stop picking on pervert
45:59 <LARRYEMDUR> you wont see them ever again
46:01 <pervert> :o
46:06 <Nikky`> lol
46:32 <pervert> nikky can i sit with you
46:37 <pervert> i'm scared
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46:42 <noddy07> lol
46:43 <Nikky`> haha sure
46:46 * pervert sits
46:51 * damian shits
47:02 <pervert> :o
47:09 <damian> man, i went before.. stank like hell :\
47:15 <pervert> cool
47:17 <damian> remind me not to coko creamy thai chicken again
47:21 <FrankLopez> fuck.
47:26 <FrankLopez> i just got booked for speeding
47:29 <damian> sucker
47:30 <FrankLopez> double demerits
47:32 <pervert> were you speeding?
47:33 <damian> i got that a month ago
47:37 <damian> i'm without license tat the moemnt :P
47:46 <FrankLopez> 90 in a 60
47:48 <damian> hahahahaha
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47:51 <pervert> you fool
47:55 <damian> four demerits, $360 fine?
48:01 <LARRYEMDUR> suck shit deez ya loser
48:03 <FrankLopez> 6 demerits
48:04 <damian> that's what i got, 93 in a 60
48:06 <FrankLopez> 500 fine
48:08 <damian> sucker!
48:14 <pervert> sillys
48:15 <damian> they must have liked me more
48:21 <pervert> hmmm
48:26 <FrankLopez> cop was lebanese
48:29 <FrankLopez> im aussie
48:30 <pervert> lol
48:37 <damian> stupid lebos
48:38 <LARRYEMDUR> no driving for deezy, only driving he'll be doing for the next 12 months is driving a cock up his bum
48:43 <damian> we should go down st kilda and go lebo bashing
48:47 <FrankLopez> lol
48:52 <pervert> lol
49:26 <Nikky`> Ok, bbl :o)
49:30 Nick: Nikky` is now known as NikAway
49:38 <noddy07> yeah yr cock LARRYEMDUR
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53:29 <FrankLopez> http://riverdaughter.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/tin_foil.jpg
54:02 <archaios> Port-au-Prince looks like fun
54:19 <archaios> and that's a really old /b/ meme
54:29 <alch3my> b/tard
54:58 <archaios> lol.
55:02 <pervert> hmmm memes from /b/
55:35 <pervert> they're great guys on there
55:52 <pervert> now they're trolling friends/family of those 5 kids who died in the car crash on plenty rd
56:27 <archaios> that's the idea, the place is supposed to be sadistic
56:32 <pervert> yeah
56:34 <alch3my> if ya post there, you're a moron :D
56:45 <archaios> alch3my: fortunately I don't then eh?
56:53 <alch3my> viewing counts
57:03 <archaios> not really, since I got that from ED, not the site
57:03 <archaios> ;-)
57:44 <archaios> (and I don't mean "erectile dysfunction")
58:38 <pervert> ed is pretty whack
58:42 <FrankLopez> 4chan is a gathering of fat mongo kids
58:52 <pervert> it really is
59:30 <FrankLopez> is it true some of them went to boxxybabes house and took pictures?
59:32 <FrankLopez> thats fuckin sad
59:34 <noddy07> pervert is a fat mongo kid
59:46 <pervert> im black
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01:33 <archaios> I'm an Aryan who subscribes to the philosophy as perpetuated by the organisation originally known as the Deutsche arbeiterpartei.
01:41 <archaios> hoho.
01:51 <cooldude69> optimistic by radiohead just came on the ipod
02:11 <cooldude69> u can try th best u can
02:19 <cooldude69> the best u can is good enough
02:23 <archaios> "You can try the best you can"
02:30 <archaios> "The best you can is good enough"
02:39 <archaios> type properly, damnit.
02:45 <LARRYEMDUR> cooldude69 = ban evader paul_banks
02:54 <archaios> wouldn't surprise me
02:54 <macosx> mate i get off it every day
02:57 <cooldude69> ?
03:01 <LARRYEMDUR> and macosx the paedophile
03:12 <alch3my> thats a big word for a 12yr old!
03:14 <pervert> why is paul banks banned?
03:15 <LARRYEMDUR> but nayway im off
03:21 <archaios> pervert: paedophilia?
03:28 Part: {G}iZmO ([email protected]) from #melbourne
03:30 <Jeffy> it is paul banks
03:33 <Jeffy> ban in progress
03:36 <pervert> lol
03:37 Part: aish ([email protected]) from #melbourne
03:41 <cooldude69> fucken
03:42 <cooldude69> 1 hr till i get home
03:43 <LARRYEMDUR> paul_banks was banned due to his aggressive nature towards other users, extreme abuse
03:49 <archaios> and paedophilia
03:50 <pervert> like what
03:56 <alch3my> paul_banks was on noexpire? ;p
03:59 <LARRYEMDUR> yes cooldude69 - 1 hour until ya cant get in here ya muppet
04:00 <pervert> he's piss weak he couldn't hurt a fly
04:06 <LARRYEMDUR> no just a 2 week ban i think
04:19 <noddy07> lol
04:24 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b cooldude69!*@*
04:29 <LARRYEMDUR> lol
04:36 <pervert> how do they know it's paul banks?
04:39 * LARRYEMDUR gyrates & pelvic thrusts
04:43 Kick: cooldude69 was kicked by ChanOP ([Jeffy] Ban evasion is bad.)
04:50 <pervert> like seriously lol
04:59 * LARRYEMDUR gives Jeffy a potato cake
05:05 <archaios> pervert: IP addresses, usernames, GECOS...
05:21 <pervert> whaaa?
05:24 <LARRYEMDUR> linked nicknames with the same email address
05:29 <archaios> and that.
05:30 <macosx> bang
05:34 <pervert> i see
05:53 <macosx> larry ya fuckin goose
05:54 <pervert> sorry josh i had to block you for a while your dribble is driving me nuts
06:08 <macosx> that's ok i needed a bip to dribble on
06:10 <macosx> which happened to be you
06:11 <macosx> lol
06:15 <pervert> drug bib
06:16 Nick: LARRYEMDUR is now known as L[A]RRYEMDUR
06:19 <macosx> LOL
06:23 <pervert> marks bib
06:24 <pervert> lol
06:30 <macosx> ross n mels bib
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06:34 <pervert> lol
06:35 <macosx> it's his baby
06:40 <pervert> hey mizzzwogchickk
06:56 <macosx> mate if u dont like it
06:59 <macosx> I DONT GIVE A FCK
07:18 <pervert> me too
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07:21 <noddy07> lol
07:31 <macosx> Hello Dear, How are you doing these days? You know, I bought one new pair of Nike shoes on one great online shop www.HOYOY.com. They are so amazing! They provide a lot of other brand new casual shoes, sport shoes, high heels, ugg boots, such as Prada, Christian Louboutin, Gucci, Lascote, Puma, and so on. The styles are the most popular ones for the 2010 year.
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07:48 <macosx> BANG!
07:52 <pervert> the fuck is that?
08:02 <mr_melbourne> scam?
08:07 <macosx> yeah in my email
08:10 <macosx> fucking dogs
08:15 <macosx> i reply going wanna suck me off
08:17 <macosx> wanan touch me balls
08:20 <alch3my> and you had to post the full url to the channel?
08:21 <macosx> wanna taste me cum
08:22 <alch3my> are you an idiot?
08:27 <macosx> mate
08:29 <alch3my> dont you know people here are stupid and will click any link?!
08:30 <macosx> if you dont like it right
08:33 <macosx> i dont give a fuck
08:46 <macosx> u cant click it
08:49 <macosx> i didnt put the http
08:50 <alch3my> cant I?
08:55 <archaios> alch3my: correction: all people are stupid
08:59 <alch3my> www.
09:02 <alch3my> oh clickable!
09:04 <archaios> that is how people like Rudd get voted in
09:08 <macosx> well u cant click it on mibbit
09:22 <pervert> yeah mibit
09:23 <alch3my> thats sad
09:26 <archaios> and that useless idiot Stephen Conroy
09:28 <macosx> lol good call archaios
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09:42 <macosx> rudd what a sweet tune
09:54 <macosx> great guy
10:00 <macosx> he goes to the cricket
10:08 <macosx> and hands out cash to junkies
10:12 <pervert> yeah
10:17 <pervert> legend
10:22 <archaios> macosx: you probably also think Conroy's plans for teh intarwebs are a good idea
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10:31 * archaios rolls eyes
10:46 <macosx> what?
11:11 <archaios> you know, the plan to exploit ACMA and the OFLC to provide The Great Firewall of Chi.. Australia?
11:22 <macosx> but really, who knows what's gonna happen in 10 years time mate
11:35 <pervert> its all gonna fail bad
11:42 <macosx> well no doubt you'll be awake
11:47 <archaios> laissez-faire attitudes won't help the situation y'know
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11:58 <macosx> i dunno what the fuck u are talking about
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12:05 <archaios> typical
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12:26 <macosx> CMA and the OFLC to provide The Great Firewall of Chi.. Australia?
12:28 <macosx> ???
12:54 <archaios> ACMA = Australian Communications and Media Authority; OFLC = Office of Film and Literature Classification
13:13 <archaios> I then made a sardonic reference to the Chinese firewall
13:20 <archaios> which is analogous to that being proposed here
13:21 <macosx> o the censor
13:30 <macosx> yeah it's gonna be gold
13:57 Part: aish ([email protected]) from #melbourne
14:01 <macosx> what about it anyway?
14:25 <archaios> it is a terrible idea, but I had (wrongly) assumed that that was plain to see
14:43 <macosx> why is it a terrible idea?
15:01 <archaios> evidently you're not aware of the sort of content that has been RC'd by the OFLC
15:03 <macosx> i havent looked in to it much
15:06 <archaios> check out wikileaks
15:13 <archaios> the "confidential" list was leaked
15:25 <macosx> what do i search?
15:28 <defunct> because it's big brother blocking sites and will slow down the internet
15:38 <archaios> defunct: not really the issue at all
15:48 <archaios> Cisco has a lot of experience wrt that
15:55 <archaios> just ask the Chinese
15:57 <defunct> what is the issue?
16:07 <macosx> yeah
16:08 <macosx> lik
16:09 <macosx> e
16:19 <archaios> the issue is that it is a manifestation of totalitarian ideology
16:30 <defunct> id est. Big brother
16:32 <macosx> it's just a fuckin daze
16:37 <archaios> defunct: indeed!
16:56 <macosx> i reckon in 10 yearts time mate
17:07 <macosx> we're all gonna be gibbering fuckin idiots in a mental health wing
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17:19 <archaios> you might be :P
17:26 <macosx> coz the net censor might fuckin
17:38 <macosx> coz who knows the long term effects of a net censor
17:51 <macosx> no one amte coz it's only been around for fuckin 8 or 9 yeats
18:07 <archaios> I don't care for pr0n myself, but there are other issues, such as Islam Watch being blacklisted for political content
19:18 <karupt> lizza ma kooduts
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20:08 <macosx> well i dunno waht it does
20:12 <macosx> but i know it will shit me
20:20 <defunct> [email protected] <- email that guy and tell him you don't want an internet filter
20:33 <macosx> and it's just another bbullshit thing to control society and information
20:35 <archaios> or simply burn an effigy of him outside Parliament
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20:41 <archaios> that tends to draw attention to your cause
20:53 <heyheyhey> ANY hott guys wanna chat ? MSG ME
21:01 <archaios> that email address probably goes to /dev/null unless your From: ends in .gov.au
21:05 <GuineaBacon> HAPPY INVASION DAY!
21:09 <GuineaBacon> <3
21:17 <gs69azza> lol
21:26 <gs69azza> Aaron Parrey Happy leb day, may your gym session be filled with bicep curls and homus
21:26 <gs69azza> 22 minutes ago via Facebook for iPhone � Comment � Like
21:40 <macosx> fuckin dog
21:41 <archaios> ahaha
21:55 <macosx> happy earthquake day haiti
21:57 <macosx> 6 and out
22:02 <macosx> bang
22:25 <GuineaBacon> hahaha
22:38 <GuineaBacon> fucken
23:00 <pervert> lol mac
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23:40 <archaios> good day
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23:54 <macosx> but a net filter on that quake
23:56 <macosx> put
23:58 <macosx> bang!
24:24 <macosx> hey come on mate
24:31 <macosx> na coz like
24:38 <macosx> the quake might fuckin
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24:57 <archaios> I think I need my medication
25:04 <macosx> bang, smash, crash, boom ah it's killed us we're going down to hell for life
25:13 <macosx> that's what i was thinink
26:23 <GuineaBacon> are you lebanese gs69azza?
26:28 <gs69azza> haha
26:30 <gs69azza> fuck no
26:35 <GuineaBacon> lol
26:42 <archaios> there is *nothing* *wrong* with being Lebanese
26:42 <GuineaBacon> haha
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26:49 <gs69azza> everyone at the gym this morning was doing biceps
26:51 <gs69azza> it was funny as
26:59 <gs69azza> i felt like I was the only aussie there
27:06 <GuineaBacon> my chick mate thats lebo, her brother was around one night, funniest dude ever, but fuck ugly, but funny as
27:15 <GuineaBacon> lol yer
27:18 <gs69azza> yeah I work with 2 lebs
27:23 <gs69azza> they're funny as shit
27:28 <GuineaBacon> at gym i used to say there were too many dragon ball z wops
27:43 <archaios> yeah I don't, I sit on my arse and live off taxpayers
28:05 <gs69azza> lol, nah too many lebs at my gym
28:10 <gs69azza> they're always doing like
28:12 <gs69azza> chest and bi's
28:15 <gs69azza> back and bi's
28:19 <gs69azza> legs and bi's
28:23 <gs69azza> bi's and bi's
28:24 <GuineaBacon> lol
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28:37 <GuineaBacon> hahahahahahaha
28:42 <GuineaBacon> ^5
28:45 <gs69azza> ^5
28:47 <gs69azza> :p
28:51 <gs69azza> anyways im off to work
28:53 <gs69azza> have fun
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28:57 <gs69azza> enjoy the bbq
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30:03 <heyheyhey> ANY hott guys wanna chat ? MSG ME
30:19 <GuineaBacon> laters gs69azza
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30:27 <aish> :o
30:38 <GuineaBacon> im sick of this nick today
30:41 <archaios> hexadecimal is my friend
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31:25 <archaios> I think I just proved I have no life
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31:30 <PandasDontDrive> my friend is DEAD
31:31 <archaios> http://archaios.pastebin.com/m32916a32
31:36 <PandasDontDrive> because i ATE HIM
31:43 <PandasDontDrive> oh fuck me The Hills is on
31:53 <PandasDontDrive> pre bionic woman heidi montag
33:10 <archaios> wait. I'm on IRC. I can't claim to have one anyway.
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33:57 <PandasDontDrive> shut up fool
34:22 <archaios> PandasDontDrive: I am no fool ;-)
34:46 <pervert> http://archaios.pastebin.com/f4c116e9f
34:49 <pervert> the fuck is that ???
35:03 <archaios> let me see
35:07 <archaios> oh yes
35:12 <archaios> when angelica was pulling shit about me
35:17 <archaios> in teens
35:57 <archaios> that was messy :-)
36:19 <pervert> yeah
36:21 <pervert> ill bbl
36:22 <pervert> peace
36:26 <alch3my> lol
36:28 <alch3my> i has to read this
36:41 <alch3my> no
36:44 <alch3my> no i wont read that.
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36:53 Kick: paul_banks was kicked by ChanOP (This is not a troll channel, learn that and the rules and I will remove the ban)
36:56 <archaios> it's just bilge from when I cared, alch3my
37:02 <alch3my> nods
37:08 <pervert> banks got owned
37:39 <alch3my> you know theres a few points missing in that archaios
37:49 <alch3my> 2. 4. 6. and so on
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45:02 <PandasDontDrive> i pity the fool!
45:40 <archaios> whassat?
46:04 <PandasDontDrive> wow this chick in a yellow top n black shorts in the tennis is HOT
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47:00 <PandasDontDrive> the asian has HUGE tits
47:31 <archaios> breasts don't do it for me
47:39 <archaios> they're so.. non-functional
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47:43 <aish> lol
47:44 <archaios> unless you like lactation
47:47 <Bob34Brasil> hi!
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53:40 <kibblz> whats her name panda
53:46 <kibblz> gotta love asians with big tits.
53:58 <PandasDontDrive> dunno
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54:03 <PandasDontDrive> but she aint hot
54:07 <kibblz> should say on the score
54:08 <PandasDontDrive> the other chick is hot
54:08 <PandasDontDrive> and thinner
54:08 <kibblz> board
54:10 <kibblz> thing
54:14 <PandasDontDrive> the asian has legs like a weight lifter ffs
54:16 <macosx> fuckin hell mate
54:18 <kibblz> lol
54:19 <macosx> aye?
54:28 <macosx> know what i mean?
54:39 <kibblz> mattie
54:48 <PandasDontDrive> it says ZHE and KIR
54:59 <kibblz> ZHE
55:01 <kibblz> would be it
55:13 <PandasDontDrive> ZHE yea
55:14 <macosx> no doubt you'll be awake
55:18 <PandasDontDrive> shes winning
55:18 <PandasDontDrive> :(
55:21 <macosx> ive made 2 more
55:23 <macosx> LOL
55:23 <kibblz> zhe li
55:24 <PandasDontDrive> fucking whore.
55:25 <kibblz> thats her name
55:30 <PandasDontDrive> let the hot one win
55:31 <macosx> bang
55:41 <kibblz> she must be new
55:47 <PandasDontDrive> i like the KIR chick
55:54 <PandasDontDrive> kiralinko?
56:04 <PandasDontDrive> mmmeeeoow
56:16 <kibblz> no pictures of this chick
56:16 <kibblz> lol
56:20 <PandasDontDrive> id let her call me names and smack me in the face.
56:28 <PandasDontDrive> which one
56:33 <kibblz> asian
56:46 <PandasDontDrive> oh
56:51 <PandasDontDrive> whos the other one
56:51 <PandasDontDrive> i like her
56:54 <kibblz> you hear about that tennis chick
56:57 <kibblz> got a breast reduction
56:59 <PandasDontDrive> i dont like the overhead view of tennis though
57:05 <PandasDontDrive> it makes the game look slow
57:14 <PandasDontDrive> really?
57:18 <kibblz> http://graneyandthepig.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/simonahalep2.jpg
57:21 <kibblz> yeah her.
57:24 <kibblz> she was only like 17
57:41 <kibblz> http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/simona-halep-is-a-busty-17-year-old-tennis-star.jpg
58:43 <PandasDontDrive> id be afraid to date that croatian chick or whatever whos dad threatened to bomb the australian embassy
58:53 <PandasDontDrive> id be like, get your dad wacked and ill fuck ya
58:56 <kibblz> anna?
59:17 <PandasDontDrive> yea
59:23 <PandasDontDrive> HAHA what a photograph
59:28 <PandasDontDrive> im saving that its lolarious
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00:30 <PandasDontDrive> so who dies in greys anatomy
00:38 <PandasDontDrive> i hope its that fag that had the black guy kicked off the show
00:46 <PandasDontDrive> what a sook, then he goes on ellen and has a cry
00:47 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
00:49 <kibblz> Maria Kirilenko
01:02 <kibblz> http://slanchreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/maria-kirilenko-dubai08photo.jpg
01:08 <kibblz> thats her
01:28 <kibblz> http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/2009_swimsuit/images/qa/maria-kirilenko.jpg
01:33 <kibblz> oolala
01:33 <PandasDontDrive> shes so hot
01:39 <kibblz> almost got a bikini off
01:56 <Pieter> :/
02:02 <PandasDontDrive> the asian chick is kinda cute
02:10 <kibblz> theres no pictures of her
02:14 <kibblz> i dont think shes played much
02:14 <PandasDontDrive> she has waterproof eyes
03:16 <PandasDontDrive> shes winning
03:21 <PandasDontDrive> 200,000 migrants a year to australia
03:24 <PandasDontDrive> thats fucking too much
03:33 <PandasDontDrive> stay in their own fucking country and sort their shit out
03:46 <Jeffy> its because we have stupid foriegn policy
03:54 <Jeffy> and centrelink gives money to anyone
04:00 <Jeffy> whether they need i or not
04:06 <kibblz> ahh i see a video of that asian chick
04:08 <kibblz> shes .. okay
04:42 <kibblz> kinda cute yeah
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04:55 <PandasDontDrive> happy Kebab Day!
04:57 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b cooldude69!*@*
05:08 <PrometheanStardust> Hey does anyone have a demonoid invite please?
05:25 <kibblz> i remember someone gave me their account
05:26 <kibblz> ages ago
05:27 <Pieter> you're unAustralian PandasDontDrive!
05:28 <kibblz> lost it
06:22 <PandasDontDrive> Lily Violet omg lily u are amazinggggg i love ure songs sooo much and i hate it that u have to be 16 to be at the BDO coz u would of been wicked !! waaaa ?? ? ? ? ? ?
06:32 <PandasDontDrive> Joshua Blackwood i love how much of a slutty tartface she is
06:36 <Rhee> <PandasDontDrive> stay in their own fucking country and sort their shit out <--- says he whos not australian himself
06:36 * PandasDontDrive LOLZ
06:37 <Rhee> :P
06:52 <PandasDontDrive> im australian
07:06 <Rhee> yea yea *cough*
07:16 <PandasDontDrive> i was born here
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07:24 <Pieter> brb
07:26 <PandasDontDrive> and im no babu
07:30 <PandasDontDrive> or middle eastern faggot
07:34 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> YOR STILL UNASTRAYAN for not liking vb and 2min noodles!
07:40 <Rhee> but you have an accent so it cancels it out xD
07:43 <Rhee> dw
07:49 <Rhee> your accent is grgeous <3
07:51 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
07:54 <Rhee> so I forgive you
07:56 <archaios> Jeffy: centrelink makes people who legitimately need it jump through hoops to get it, too
07:59 <PandasDontDrive> the guy that stabbed me drinks vb
08:00 <archaios> you forget that
08:05 <PandasDontDrive> thx
08:10 <PandasDontDrive> i have two accents
08:11 <Jeffy> no i didnt forget that
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08:18 <Jeffy> because i'm a student
08:21 <archaios> ah
08:23 <Jeffy> but because i worked until i started study
08:24 <Rhee> two accents?
08:25 <Jeffy> i got declined
08:36 <Jeffy> so now i'm ineligable for assistance for 6 months
08:40 <LARRYEMDUR> Rhee - good afternoon, hows things
08:41 <Jeffy> so i have to go without money for 6mths
08:48 <Jeffy> forcing me to move home
08:57 <Rhee> :/
09:03 <defunct> yeah but if you'd done a shitty job and got fired, you'd get benefits straight away
09:28 <LARRYEMDUR> are we talking bout centrelink ?
09:36 <Rhee> yes
09:44 <LARRYEMDUR> funny you should be talking bout it
09:49 <LARRYEMDUR> I collect debt for them now
09:51 <LARRYEMDUR> :)
10:05 <Rhee> centrelink is so australian.
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10:36 <Jeffy> centrelink is so bullshit
10:44 <Jeffy> people just bludge and bludge on it
10:46 <PandasDontDrive> we're lucky to have centerlink
10:49 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> hrm found a badass gerald wilson album
10:56 <PandasDontDrive> they dont have anything like that in america
11:00 <Rhee> not everyone jeffy
11:16 <PandasDontDrive> you lose your job hop on centerlink untill you have a new job
11:32 <LARRYEMDUR> its amazing that so many guys we ring up at work refuse to apply for unemplyment benefits otherwise known as newstart just cos they think centrelink are wankers and they are too proud to apply. i'm like, dude, how can ya pay for things, let alone support your children ya bludger
11:36 <Jeffy> PandasDontDrive: the problem is.
11:47 <LARRYEMDUR> Rhee - hows your job going ?
11:49 <Jeffy> prople go on centrelink
11:52 <Jeffy> and dont come back off
11:54 <PandasDontDrive> you been hit by, you been touched inappropriately by, a smooth criminal!
12:07 <LARRYEMDUR> i was on newstart for 2 months
12:16 <PandasDontDrive> a lot of people are on it that need it
12:25 <^matty^> `ban KILL-AN-AUSSIE-DAY
12:30 <LARRYEMDUR> now i got to send a letter to them to stop giving me benfits, i cant call them, i work during business hours and they are always busy at lunchtime
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12:47 <PandasDontDrive> kill an aussie day?
12:47 <Jeffy> lol
12:58 <PandasDontDrive> bash a leb day
13:10 <PandasDontDrive> its more proactive than getting drunk
13:13 <Jeffy> lol
13:15 <Jeffy> now now
13:20 <Jeffy> dont incite a racial war in the channel
13:21 <LARRYEMDUR> Jeffy - do you have a centrelink debt ? do you Rhee ?
13:25 <Rhee> no we're racist against indians remember
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13:29 <Jeffy> LARRYEMDUR: Nope.
13:32 <Rhee> Bash an indian student day
13:36 <Jeffy> I was declined remember.
13:44 <PandasDontDrive> lol
13:49 <PandasDontDrive> fucking babus
13:50 <LARRYEMDUR> Rhee - 2 asian dudes out of the 8 involved have been arrested for bashing 2 indian guys last night in chinatown
13:52 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> in high school toilets you'd see "GO HOME GOOKS" written a lot.
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13:57 <PandasDontDrive> indians are the original wogs
13:57 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> racism has come a long way!
14:01 <PandasDontDrive> did you know that
14:06 <Rhee> Yea I get centrelink, trying to get into tafe though.. I should find out on thursday if I got in
14:15 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> now the average ocker is a refined racist.
14:17 <PandasDontDrive> indians were called wogs in britain
14:25 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> wog is a british word
14:31 <LARRYEMDUR> Rhee - then you would need to change what benefits you get
14:35 <PandasDontDrive> duh
14:37 <Rhee> um no
14:42 <PandasDontDrive> its not exactly a word
14:43 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> most "aussie" slang is brit/colonial
14:46 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> dinkum etc
14:47 <Rhee> I'd still be on single parent pension
14:48 <PandasDontDrive> its an acronym
14:50 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> hoo roo
14:51 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> all that shit
14:56 <PandasDontDrive> western oriental gentleman
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15:01 <unique> What are you going to be studying Rhee?
15:04 <LARRYEMDUR> Rhee - correct, however then you'd be at school and can collect multiple payments
15:08 <PandasDontDrive> babu is what i call indians
15:15 <Rhee> cert 2 hairdressing.. pre-apprenticeship course
15:25 <unique> Oh awesome, you excited?
15:26 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> pre-apprentice? does that mean you sweep the floor?
15:28 <PandasDontDrive> ba-boo
15:33 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
15:34 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vv Rhee unique
15:37 <Rhee> LARRYEMDUR, wouldn't get much but I spose it'd pay for the $500 fees
15:40 <Rhee> ty Jeffy
15:42 <Jeffy> np
15:45 <unique> Have to start somewhere PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon.
15:54 <PandasDontDrive> lolo pre-appreintice
15:58 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> yeah true. Just hairdressers get a pretty low wage even fully trained
15:59 <PandasDontDrive> -i
16:04 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> so you'd want to actually like doing it
16:05 <PandasDontDrive> Rhee do you have big boobies
16:08 <unique> So do i but if you enjoy it.
16:12 <PandasDontDrive> cause i never see a pic of you with boobies.
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16:20 <Rhee> PandasDontDrive, its basics like cutting hair and all that.. so you have a leg up when you go for an apprenticeship.
16:22 <LARRYEMDUR> Rhee - yeah, ya probably looking at getting an extra $125 a fortnight I would think, much better than $0
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16:26 <Rhee> er PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon ***
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16:46 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i was wondering how do you 'train' being a hairdresser? surely you have to fuck up 10-20 peoples haircuts before you get confident
16:47 <unique> That's awesome Rhee, hope you get in to it.
16:52 <PandasDontDrive> i hate that new michael buble song
16:55 <PandasDontDrive> i like him i think he's an awesome funny character
16:58 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> just like how does a vet/doctor train? does he botch some old animal carcasses first?
16:59 <Rhee> LARRYEMDUR, yea that's not bad. It's only $50 for the course but additional fees for supplies are $500
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> but he's starting to sound like guy sebastion
17:04 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> maybe dental surgery on a few dead people?
17:16 <Rhee> ty erynn <3
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17:29 <archaios> sigh
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17:33 <Rhee> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon, you're an idiot.
17:33 <LARRYEMDUR> Rhee - don't forget now at centrelink you can get a cash loan and pay it back with your wages, maybe look into that so ya dont have to fork out the extra cash for the course
17:39 <birthday_boi26> helo friends
17:41 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i'd want to be a bankstown barber, who specialises in leb-mullets
17:53 <birthday_boi26> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon is actually a fucking gennius
18:00 <birthday_boi26> your just fat and jealous
18:22 <archaios> nice, my proxy code handles load properly
18:28 <Rhee> LARRYEMDUR, I already got the $500 one last year which is paid off but I cant get it till july and I got $300 at the start of the month to pay for my car so I could get home from holidays :/
18:29 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxTHUB3rsAk
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18:44 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Tom Harrell has schizophrenia :(
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18:58 <unique> You'd have a healthcare card though yeah Rhee? You should be able to pay the course off..
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19:03 <Rhee> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon I was born in bankstown xD
19:06 <unique> In some sort of installments.
19:07 <IHateConversation> :p
19:11 <Rhee> unique, pension card
19:21 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> woah
19:28 <Rhee> I dont mind paying it $250 x2
19:30 <IHateConversation> i gotta do plops
19:46 <LARRYEMDUR> unique - unfortunately a healthcare card doesnt allow you to pay in installments, it just gets you a cheaper overall amount
19:53 <Nikky`> Hmmmm
20:04 <unique> Sometimes with a healthcare card they do LARRYEMDUR.
20:17 <unique> When i was studying, heaps of the girls that were in my class were paying it off.
20:20 <Nikky`> I want a healthcare card so I can pay cheaper public transport haha
20:21 <Rhee> But the teachers are nice i'm sure she'll let me pay @50 on my first week and the rest my next pay day
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20:32 <LARRYEMDUR> Nikky` - quit ur job then apply
20:35 <Rhee> Its not like i'll use $250 of supplies in 2 weeks
20:37 <GuineaBacon> i have medicare, health partners
20:39 <GuineaBacon> a gun.
20:39 <GuineaBacon> nah but i wish i had a gun
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20:46 <unique> Lol Nikky`... I liked being able to pay my rego 6 monthly.
20:49 <GuineaBacon> then ev-ery-thing would be free
20:51 <Nikky`> Sif quit my job, I'm actually on a good income haha
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21:00 <unique> Sif just get hit with regos and have to fork out over a grand.
21:01 <Jeffy> as much as i dislike my current job
21:02 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Nikky`
21:02 <unique> That makes me sad.
21:03 <Jeffy> the fact that for tafe
21:04 <Rhee> brb
21:08 <Jeffy> they are giving me late night work frmo home shifts
21:11 <Nikky`> Aaah 6 monthly? that would rock
21:13 <Jeffy> gives me the flex i need
21:14 <Nikky`> Ta
21:33 <unique> Was good, broke it up a little. Worked out i never got hit with rego around christmast, which was ideal.
21:36 <LARRYEMDUR> when i finish my probation at my job, i can earn up to $600 in bonuses a month. that would increase my weekly wage from $730 to about $880 which would be absolutely super
21:40 <unique> Now i just copped both regos in one hit.
21:42 <unique> Horrid.
21:57 <LARRYEMDUR> my rego is fucked, its in the same week as my daughters birthday
21:59 <LARRYEMDUR> :(
22:01 <Jeffy> lol
22:02 <Nikky`> Yeah with my new car my rego is now due in Jan, so now with my old car, don't need to pay in July
22:06 <archaios> unique: that is shite.
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22:23 <archaios> unique: fortunately you can drive though
22:23 <unique> I literally just paid one and then got the mail yesterday and the other car is in there.
22:33 <unique> Lol.
22:52 <Nikky`> I just need to sell mine before rego expires, i'm not going to register it again
22:59 <GuineaBacon> oink oink
23:04 <archaios> there's something dangerous about driving w/ grand mal epilepsy
23:04 <GuineaBacon> guinea bacon!
23:06 <unique> Yeah, get rid of it
23:09 * GuineaBacon wiggles his rumpybump!
23:13 <unique> Lol archaios..
23:21 <unique> Serious? Why on earth would it be dangerous?
23:23 <unique> ;p
23:25 <GuineaBacon> no mail today
23:30 <GuineaBacon> stupid useless holiday
23:47 <Rhee> lol bub fell asleep so I had to put hi to bed then i realised his nappy was soaked so I had to change it while he was asleep in the cot
23:48 <Rhee> >.<
23:49 <GuineaBacon> the 1 million australians in this country are all getting drunk
24:14 <Rhee> theres more than a million people in australia :/
24:15 <Nikky`> Lucky them
24:18 <GuineaBacon> ew
24:25 <GuineaBacon> least he slept through it
24:29 <archaios> try 20 million or so
24:31 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Nikky`'s gonna bake that possum then get tipsy on wine
24:34 <Nikky`> I have work tomorrow, so it's like a school night for me haha
24:38 <GuineaBacon> i hope my x fiancee dies in a fire
24:43 <GuineaBacon> along with her devil seed
24:44 <stamina> nasty
24:46 <Nikky`> aww PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon that was our secret
24:47 <archaios> GuineaBacon: that's horrible
24:48 <GuineaBacon> *cough slut*
24:51 <LARRYEMDUR> wonder if ya can use drynights nappys during the day ? LOL
24:54 <LARRYEMDUR> can ya Rhee ?
25:03 <GuineaBacon> lol
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25:14 <GuineaBacon> what's horrible about it
25:17 <LARRYEMDUR> or should I be asking lil_baby ? lol
25:19 <GuineaBacon> she's an english whore
25:29 <archaios> GuineaBacon: the fact you hope she dies in a fire?
25:38 <GuineaBacon> more of a man trapped inside a womans body though
25:40 <Rhee> lol LARRYEMDUR, dunno never used em
25:44 <GuineaBacon> man she could fight
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26:03 <archaios> all women can fight!
26:14 <Rhee> archaios, I hope my ex dies in a fire.. is tha so horrible?
26:15 <unique> I should go and get drinks so i can get drunk.
26:20 <unique> I feel so left out.
26:23 <unique> I want to fit in.
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26:27 <archaios> Rhee: pretty much, yeah
26:31 <Rhee> erynn, bring em over hre. We can get drunk together
26:35 <Rhee> :>
26:50 <unique> Would be a cool idea but i don't really drink Rhee ;p
26:53 <archaios> since that would mean I would have to hate _my_ ex, and she's not even worth hating
26:53 <Rhee> archaios, even if he's a lying, manipulative, dead beat scum bag?
26:59 <Rhee> aww erynn :<
26:59 <archaios> Rhee: see above
27:01 <GuineaBacon> wow
27:06 <GuineaBacon> such pride
27:06 <GuineaBacon> in australia
27:11 <Rhee> lol
27:14 <GuineaBacon> it's the national holiday so get shitfaced
27:17 <GuineaBacon> and eat cheap food.
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27:23 <GuineaBacon> another reason i dont like this country
27:25 <Rhee> archaios, Yea good point
27:27 <GuineaBacon> no fucking pride
27:32 <IHateConversation> u should fuck of and die then
27:38 <IHateConversation> u fat hypocrite
27:40 <GuineaBacon> everything is just an excuse to get drunk.
27:47 <GuineaBacon> you should suck some more cock
27:53 <IHateConversation> y
27:58 <archaios> GuineaBacon: are you a member of stormfront
28:00 <archaios> by any chance?
28:02 <GuineaBacon> dunno lol
28:09 <unique> Seems to be the new generation in a lot of countries.. not just here though.
28:14 <GuineaBacon> wtf is stormfront?
28:14 <unique> Getting drunk, cos can.
28:23 <unique> Binge drinking. Urgh.
28:27 <IHateConversation> people get drukn in other countries 2
28:30 <GuineaBacon> yeah a lot of people dont
28:31 <Rhee> GuineaBacon, I havent been drunk since october 30th and before that was like 12 months without or. something. :/ not everyone is an alcoholic
28:33 <archaios> GuineaBacon: a white nationalist forum with the slogan "White Pride World Wide"
28:37 <GuineaBacon> but its all you see on the news
28:43 <GuineaBacon> it's embarrassing
28:54 <archaios> i.e. neo-Nazis
28:57 <GuineaBacon> you know archaios
28:57 <unique> I haven't had a drink since new years and even then i had 2.
28:59 <unique> Lol.
29:00 <unique> Go me.
29:09 <Rhee> lol erynn
29:10 <GuineaBacon> there's nothing actually wrong with being proud of BEING white
29:18 <Rhee> I get drunk off 2 cruisers
29:19 <Rhee> like
29:20 <GuineaBacon> i mean there's gay pride marches
29:21 <Rhee> shit faced
29:26 <GuineaBacon> but no straight pride marches
29:27 <archaios> I don't drink
29:30 <Nikky`> lol unique, I had 3 and left my friends place just after 11 haha
29:30 <archaios> it fucks with my benzos
29:31 <GuineaBacon> and the lebanese etc
29:37 <GuineaBacon> are always going on about how great they are
29:37 <IHateConversation> I don't drink or watch tv
29:40 <unique> Lol Nikky`.
29:41 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> PROUD FRECKLY PALE RANGA!
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29:44 <Rhee> archaios, neither do I really.. only on rare special occasions
29:49 <GuineaBacon> reverse-racism is more common than racism
29:56 <GuineaBacon> look at the Indians
29:59 <archaios> GuineaBacon: that's called affirmative action
30:02 <archaios> not reverse racism
30:03 <GuineaBacon> in india.
30:13 <unique> Sometimes i think i should go out every weekend and get shit faced while i can afford t.
30:23 <GuineaBacon> it's called reverse racism
30:24 <unique> Then i think about it and i can't justify that money.
30:25 <unique> :S
30:29 <archaios> unique: why bother, you just wake up with a stinking headache
30:30 <Nikky`> I just prefer to function next day if going out, so big nights are not for me anymore
30:31 <GuineaBacon> that's why i said it
30:36 <GuineaBacon> dont fucking correct me.
30:45 <archaios> GuineaBacon: I just did
30:51 <GuineaBacon> affirmative action is a fucking black american thing
30:57 <GuineaBacon> you didnt do a great job at it
31:02 <GuineaBacon> try picking your nose.
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31:09 <archaios> uh huh
31:10 <unique> I've never had a hang over archaios. I've bever actually been drunk as such. Lol.
31:12 <Rhee> I do that. it passes the time
31:14 <Rhee> :>
31:18 <archaios> unique: avoid it
31:21 <archaios> unique: it's no fun
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31:33 <GuineaBacon> dude archaios
31:34 * Nikky` picks Rhee's nose
31:35 <archaios> having to hold onto the floor so you don't hit the ceiling is not leet
31:39 <Nikky`> Just passing the time
31:40 <Nikky`> :P
31:44 <GuineaBacon> nobody likes people who correct others constantly
31:49 * Rhee picks Nikky`s nose.
31:51 <GuineaBacon> especially when they're wrong
31:53 <Rhee> saw something up there
31:54 <Rhee> :/
31:58 <unique> Wish someone would pick my nose.
31:59 <IHateConversation> i hate people who think their supeirir because they dont drink alcohol insted the fat fuckers binge on food and think its ok
32:02 <Nikky`> Yeah, was saving it for you
32:03 <Rhee> lol erynn
32:04 <archaios> GuineaBacon: whatever, I wasn't paying attention to nationalistic bilge
32:05 <unique> Feeling really left out right now guys.
32:07 <Rhee> xD
32:10 * Nikky` picks unique nose
32:17 * Rhee picks the other nostril
32:19 <archaios> IHateConversation: I'm a thin motherfucker too
32:33 <unique> This is like some weird fetish 3 sum.
32:36 <unique> Thanks guys.
32:40 <Nikky`> Oh my, why does she get so spoilt and have both done :/
32:42 <Rhee> LOL
32:49 <GuineaBacon> archaios
32:50 <unique> For allowing me to partake in more irc freakishness.
32:58 <GuineaBacon> for asking me if im a neo nazi
32:59 <Rhee> any time
33:01 <GuineaBacon> you're a fucking faggot
33:02 <Nikky`> Love the irc freakishness
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33:19 <GuineaBacon> fucking smart arse
33:27 <archaios> GuineaBacon: I wish I _was_ gay, then I wouldn't have to worry about females
33:41 <archaios> (plenty of guys have propositioned me)
33:50 <unique> Gee, thanks archaios.
33:54 <unique> You frikkin arse
33:57 <unique> :)
34:02 <kibblz> ?
34:08 <archaios> unique: I didn't mean all females
34:11 <unique> Good.
34:14 <unique> I'm awesoem.
34:19 <unique> Awesome too.
34:21 <LARRYEMDUR> lol @ shane watson, what a shit batsman, 1 run after 11 balls
34:23 <archaios> so ye are. lawl.
34:23 <unique> o.O
34:26 <alch3my> aa
34:57 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> flat pitch batsmen, the aussies
35:06 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> swinging conditions, good bowling, they all fall over
35:11 <GuineaBacon> there's a group on facebook called Maori United
35:14 <archaios> unique: and I meant "worry about" in the sense of "having to find a partner who doesn't ditch me within a week because my ex starts talking to them"
35:22 <GuineaBacon> archaios do you think that's right?
35:34 <archaios> GuineaBacon: I don't care either way
35:36 <GuineaBacon> if I started a Caucasian United
35:39 <unique> Oh right.
35:43 <GuineaBacon> id be labelled a racist
35:49 <unique> My ex is like.. my best friend.
35:57 <Rhee> :/
36:01 <unique> It'd be kinda cool if i was seeing someone who got along with him.
36:03 <Rhee> No Comment
36:05 <GuineaBacon> im just curious as to why you're quick to jump on me
36:09 <kibblz> lol thats weird
36:12 <archaios> unique: my ex would be difficult to imagine as anyone's best friend
36:14 <kibblz> HI meet my ex
36:17 <GuineaBacon> but not to contribute to the topic itself
36:21 <kibblz> thats a bad thing to do unique
36:23 <kibblz> with a guy
36:23 <GuineaBacon> i hate little fuckers like you
36:27 <kibblz> is to show em your ex
36:32 <unique> When we go to the pub, people ask if he's my bf.
36:38 <archaios> unique: lol
36:43 <unique> And i'm like.. Eh, god no, he's my ex fiance/best friend.
36:44 <kibblz> eww pub
36:45 <Nikky`> It can happen unique, it happened to me
36:49 <LARRYEMDUR> nah he's just a casual fuck buddy
36:52 <archaios> I hate pubs.
36:56 <kibblz> me too
37:01 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@110.20.06594A.EA0D7F
37:02 <kibblz> full of bogans
37:04 <archaios> yes
37:06 <archaios> yes indeed
37:19 <GuineaBacon> kibblz
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37:25 <archaios> I got kicked out of a pub because I shaved my head, and the guy at the door was Leb or something
37:25 <LARRYEMDUR> pubs are better than clubs, at pubs ya can have a few beers, a meal (parma) and watch sport live on tv
37:28 <GuineaBacon> can you help me with something ps3 related bro
37:35 <kibblz> dont drink beer :/
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37:37 <GuineaBacon> look in ps3
37:40 <kibblz> l
37:42 <kibblz> k
37:49 <unique> Our pub here is like... pub/club. Has seperate areas. It isn't too bad. Small doses, occasionally.
37:56 <GuineaBacon> :P
38:03 <archaios> that was in Blackburn I think
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39:39 <archaios> why do people assume white skinheads are racist?
39:43 <archaios> that's fail
40:01 <unique> Lo.
40:01 <kibblz> cause most are
40:02 <Pieter> Hi !
40:02 <kibblz> lol
40:04 <unique> Lol too.
40:09 <Pieter> gah
40:15 <Pieter> parents always only visit for a short time :/
40:21 <kibblz> Lol looks retarded.
40:25 <kibblz> try lol.
40:27 <kibblz> :P
40:32 <archaios> Pieter: at least your parents speak to you :P
40:36 <LARRYEMDUR> Pieter - maybe ya cat had done a piss and it smells stale in ur appartment
40:46 <kibblz> loL
40:48 <kibblz> LoL
40:49 <macosx> hey kibbz
40:52 <macosx> i got another one
40:53 <macosx> wanan see it
40:57 <kibblz> another what
41:00 <kibblz> ICE MAN MATTIE
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41:32 <Nikky`> Hey WiLd_TuRkeY :o)
41:39 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hey Nikky` :o)
41:52 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the ps3 has been hacked
41:53 <archaios> so, was anyone here at the '07 VNV concert?
42:04 <macosx> yeah
42:10 <Nikky`> So I hread WiLd_TuRkeY
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42:14 <Nikky`> err read
42:29 <WiLd_TuRkeY> home and away is back
42:32 <kibblz> yeah get ready to buy some blank blu ray discs for 20/30 dolalrs each
42:35 <Nikky`> Joy
42:39 <archaios> why buy a console when you can get a better spec'd PC for far cheaper?
42:53 <archaios> kibblz: much cheaper at dedicated media places
43:03 <archaios> there's a place in Collingwood
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43:09 <kibblz> cause pc's always need new gfx cards n shit
43:11 <kibblz> for new games
43:13 <archaios> which is dirt cheap
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43:39 <archaios> I forget its name momentarily
44:04 <macosx> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0IXwPGC8oc
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44:36 <archaios> kibblz: eh, I still play AQ2
44:40 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i need a new pc. any suggestions online to buy
44:42 <archaios> new games suck
44:49 <WiLd_TuRkeY> bah
44:55 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> vnv nation? i can imagine thers like 1 singer and 5 synth players
45:08 <archaios> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon: VNV were utterly brilliant at the Step Inn
45:20 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> really? lots of fat goth chicks in the crowd?
45:21 <archaios> they're a duo, btw.
45:34 Nick: Nikky` is now known as NikAway
45:37 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i havent heard them since their 2001 album
45:38 <archaios> not sure, PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon
45:42 <archaios> I didn't pay much attention
45:48 <archaios> Judgement is a good album
45:57 <archaios> as is Pastperfect
46:48 <archaios> I had a drink with Ronan afterwards, the highlight of the last 5 years. sad.
47:29 <Rhee> OMGGGG
47:39 <Rhee> natalie came over and my house is FILTHY
47:43 <Rhee> how embrrassing
47:44 <Rhee> :<
47:52 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Sapphire ATI Radeon HD5870 1GB DDR5 PCI-Express2.0 $ 592.00
48:22 <WiLd_TuRkeY> honky doory
48:41 <LARRYEMDUR> Rhee - did you lick her clean ?
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48:44 <WiLd_TuRkeY> bbl
48:47 <Rhee> :/
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48:52 <Rhee> How inappropriate
48:53 <unique> BLAHH hot flushes.
48:55 <LARRYEMDUR> just jokes :)
49:07 <Rhee> Im going over there when bub wakes up
49:09 <LARRYEMDUR> unique - have some water and lay down
49:19 <archaios> unique: yuck.
49:23 <unique> I already am sort of laying down.
49:29 <LARRYEMDUR> mirc will still be useable when you get back
49:33 <archaios> hot flushes, I'm familiar with those, even if I'm not female
49:43 <unique> It's just my body fighting off infection.
49:49 <Rhee> Fuckers.
49:49 <unique> Still uncomfortable and annoying though.
49:52 <archaios> fun.
49:58 <archaios> :/
50:24 <LARRYEMDUR> infection from what ? swine flu ?
50:33 <unique> No, i had that months ago.
50:39 <unique> I have the flu and whooping cough.
50:40 <archaios> everyone in Melbourne has already had swine flu or been vaccinated, man.
50:54 <archaios> roughly 80% of people tested had antibodies to H1N1.
51:04 <archaios> unique: ouch.
51:16 <mikey> )
51:17 <Pieter> Hi :)
51:21 * Pieter touches Rhee
51:27 * Pieter spins Rhee around in her wheelie
51:28 <Pieter> :)
51:30 <archaios> haemagglutinin type 1, neuraminidase type 1
52:07 <archaios> oseltamivir and zanamivir are neuraminidase non-competitive inhibitors
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52:23 <Rhee> I LIKE IT LOUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
52:26 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o mikey
52:41 <unique> I has antibiotics and my dr gave me his mobile number incase i'm not getting any better.
52:47 <unique> Apparently coughing up blood isn't a good thing.
52:49 <unique> Who'd have thought.
52:50 <unique> Lol.
53:01 <archaios> unique: lol.
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53:49 <archaios> anyone silly enough to ignore haematemesis or haemoptysis
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54:07 <archaios> has serious issues
54:17 <Rhee> erynn D:
54:23 <Rhee> poor girly :<
54:45 <unique> Rofl. Not poor me. I'm always sick Rhee. It's just something else.
54:58 <Rhee> :<
55:02 <Rhee> not goooood
55:02 <archaios> unique: jtc! :P
55:04 <unique> I just wanna be back at work like i was. :)
55:07 * Rhee gives get well hugs
55:19 <unique> archaios, jtc?
55:29 <archaios> "join the club"
55:38 <unique> Ohh right.
55:45 <unique> Brb, just getting my geek on.
55:49 <unique> :P
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56:16 <archaios> haha
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58:19 <archaios> hm
58:24 <archaios> where the hell is my CO
58:53 <FrankLopez> unique what are you always sick with?
59:15 <unique> Stuff. Lack of immune system.
59:22 <^matty^> `ban KILL-A-DIGGER-DAY
59:25 <FrankLopez> take a multivitamin
59:29 <unique> I do.
59:36 <unique> Doesn't fix the damage.
59:37 <archaios> actual immunodeficiency, unique?
59:37 <FrankLopez> eat yoghurt
59:53 <FrankLopez> for the adolfifisisis
59:54 <unique> From severe glandular fever archaios.
00:04 <archaios> unique: what's your WBC?
00:23 <unique> I am lazy. Let me get my blog.
00:38 <FrankLopez> then you shouldnt have kissed so many boys unique
00:46 <archaios> FrankLopez: stfu
00:58 <unique> I actually got it from my brother FrankLopez. Lol.
01:06 <FrankLopez> lol wtf
01:11 <Pieter> yeah
01:13 <archaios> glandular fever is not funny
01:13 <Pieter> shut the fuck up
01:14 <FrankLopez> tmi
01:26 <FrankLopez> Pieter you are like a bored house wife
01:28 <FrankLopez> home all day
01:29 <unique> It's any sharing of anything, drinks.. shared are as bad as "kissing".
01:33 <Pieter> FrankLopez
01:33 <archaios> you're thinking of mononucleosis, FrankLopez
01:36 <Pieter> nobody likes youuuuuuuuuuuuu
01:42 <FrankLopez> im better THAN YOU
01:44 <FrankLopez> dummy
02:00 <Pieter> bawhahaah, what such a kiddy comment
02:24 <FrankLopez> archaios thats what glandular fever is
03:08 <FrankLopez> Pieter do you have sores on your ass?
03:10 <archaios> FrankLopez: no it is not.
03:13 <FrankLopez> from sitting down all day
03:19 <FrankLopez> Glandular fever (or kissing disease) is the common term used to describe an acute viral infection called infectious mononucleosis.
03:22 <FrankLopez> oh no?
03:39 <archaios> I don't think WP is a reliable source
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03:40 <FrankLopez> please enlighten me doctor
03:46 <FrankLopez> http://www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/bhcv2/bhcarticles.nsf/pages/Glandular_fever
03:52 <archaios> as glandular fever refers to several infectious diseases
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03:55 <archaios> in actual fact.
04:03 <FrankLopez> so the gov is wrong?
04:03 <archaios> it's an archaic term
04:04 <FrankLopez> ok
04:09 <Pieter> archaios: dont bother with him, he's a 15 year old and think he knows everything :/
04:21 <archaios> FrankLopez: I didn't take pharm for nothing, kthx
04:29 <FrankLopez> Pieter is a 30yr old that knows nothing
04:45 <FrankLopez> archaios seems you did, kthx
04:50 <Pieter> :|
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05:16 <archaios> FrankLopez: arrogant too. I'd send you copies of my textbooks, but I'm not wasting time w/ you.
05:17 <FrankLopez> hmm lets see, do I listen to the advice of government officals
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05:20 <FrankLopez> or some random on irc?
05:23 <FrankLopez> tough one
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05:38 <archaios> FrankLopez: correction: my cite is the PSA
05:45 <archaios> which happens to be more reliable than the gov't
05:46 <FrankLopez> archaios im not doubting that you studied pharmacy
05:56 <FrankLopez> but it seems you can't recall basic medical terms
06:05 <FrankLopez> so I wouldn't be having faith in anything you say
06:09 <archaios> uh huh...
06:31 <FrankLopez> what is your field of work now?
06:38 <archaios> you apparently are unaware that "glandular fever" was coined in the 18th/early 19th century and was used to refer to a host of diseases.
06:49 <FrankLopez> thats why it's the common term
06:56 <FrankLopez> for mononucleosis
07:01 <FrankLopez> thus stated by the website
07:04 <archaios> and several other diseases.
07:09 <archaios> which is why I corrected you.
07:18 <FrankLopez> you did not correct anything
07:25 <FrankLopez> you just proved you never studied hard enough
07:30 <archaios> uh huh...
07:41 <FrankLopez> so whats your field of work now?
07:44 <FrankLopez> i didnt catch that
07:52 <archaios> I said "glandular fever is not mononucleosis", which is true; only in specific cases is it mononucleosis.
08:01 <archaios> as it is a more general term.
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08:05 <FrankLopez> wrong
08:10 <hotpink> so bored
08:18 <hotpink> wheres panda
08:20 <archaios> right. check the fucking etymology, FrankLopez.
08:41 <FrankLopez> Panda said he was going over ashlees
08:43 <FrankLopez> for a bang
09:10 <FrankLopez> archaios you are very aggressive for someone that's academically trained
09:20 <FrankLopez> perhaps you should have opt for a factory job
09:23 <archaios> FrankLopez: I have a bad temper, too :-)
09:25 <FrankLopez> gluing shoes together
09:36 <archaios> FrankLopez: and I don't suffer fools gladly.
09:37 <FrankLopez> bad temper = lack of intelligence
09:42 <archaios> not at all.
09:45 <FrankLopez> unable to reason.
09:46 <FrankLopez> yes
09:48 <FrankLopez> *nods*
09:54 <archaios> one of my best profs had the worst temper I've ever seen.
10:04 <FrankLopez> inability to resolve conflicts via communication
10:11 <FrankLopez> thats what I'm putting you down as
10:30 <FrankLopez> my guess is you have had problems with alcohol
10:31 <archaios> you've got it quite wrong. that's one way in which anger is dealt with.
10:37 <archaios> one, and only one.
10:45 <archaios> let me guess, you've not taken psychology.
10:47 <FrankLopez> dishing out anger makes you less angry?
10:54 <archaios> of course. externalisation.
10:58 <FrankLopez> hah, psychology is a worthless subject
11:11 <FrankLopez> becaue it's based on what you are taught, not by what you have come to understand
11:18 <Pieter> worthless subject
11:19 <Pieter> bahwhahaha
11:23 <Pieter> these are the word of bandicoot
11:32 <ANDY> lol u both are as bad as each other. argueing over the net
11:42 <FrankLopez> bandicoot is a fag
11:43 <Pieter> ANDY: FrankLopez is just a tosspot
12:03 <Pieter> YOU are Bandicoot
12:07 <FrankLopez> Pieter remember that you are 30yrs old, unemployed on the dole telling people on irc they are tosspots
12:08 <FrankLopez> ok?
12:18 <Pieter> ok:)
12:21 <FrankLopez> go out and do something constructive for once you bored house wife
12:22 <Pieter> fully! :)
12:26 <mikey> LOL.
12:29 <mikey> snap.
12:55 <Pieter> a 15 year old attempting to tell people how it is
12:57 <Pieter> lame :/
13:18 <archaios> Pieter: one day, he might learn something
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13:25 <GuineaBacon> rhee thought i looked asian in my dp
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13:25 <archaios> other than how to google
13:31 <Pieter> archaios: all he does is lie online :/
13:31 <GuineaBacon> shes like "who are you"
13:35 <GuineaBacon> HAHAHA
13:46 <Pieter> archaios: he thinks it makes him something
14:28 <archaios> Pieter: so I noticed
14:51 <LARRYEMDUR> is FrankLopez really Bandicoot the faggot ?
15:47 <LARRYEMDUR> isnt Bandicoot meant to be banned for a minimum of 2 weeks ?
17:08 <GuineaBacon> who cares
17:37 <LARRYEMDUR> he obviously does, he cant go without irc for 2 weeks lol
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18:20 <Pieter> LARRYEMDUR: yeh its him
18:47 <Pieter> dont worry, im sure someone will take care of it soon:)
19:04 <LARRYEMDUR> yeah, stebie or krystal or Jeffy
19:11 <LARRYEMDUR> if ya ban evading the ban should double
19:17 <LARRYEMDUR> so a 2 week ban turns into a month ban
19:45 <Pieter> ahh well
19:54 <Pieter> its 2010
20:02 <LARRYEMDUR> anyway, if he is really 15 he wont be here after Sunday until Easter
20:14 <Pieter> a decade ago, ops based bans on common sense
20:15 <LARRYEMDUR> cos his parents wont allow him to waste homework time on chat
20:17 <Pieter> now its just all over the place
20:33 <Pieter> i dont take irc that seriously to care :/
20:45 <Pieter> its just quite noticable
20:47 <FrankLopez> bandicoot isnt here
20:51 <FrankLopez> so stop backstabbing him
20:54 <Pieter> YOU are bandicoot
20:57 <FrankLopez> no
21:00 <Pieter> yes
21:08 <FrankLopez> you must be pretty stupid to believe that
21:17 <archaios> FrankLopez ~= Bandicoot
21:18 <FrankLopez> i hate him personally, but he is more bearable than you
21:22 <archaios> it's a consensus
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21:35 <FrankLopez> archaios lol
21:39 <FrankLopez> go repeat medical school
21:48 <archaios> FrankLopez: you mean pharmacy school, dolt
21:48 <Pieter> FrankLopez: you STAY in school
21:56 <Pieter> you silly 15 year old
21:57 <FrankLopez> which is relevant to "medical" right?
21:58 <Pieter> telling people what to do
21:59 <FrankLopez> dumbass
22:06 <archaios> you weren't paying attention when I said BPharm, evidently
22:09 <FrankLopez> Pieter NO YOU SHUTUP
22:15 <archaios> stop trying to cover for your mistakes ;-)
22:27 <Pieter> archaios: he's a goose, dont worry :)
22:36 <mikey> settle down girls
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24:07 <MeinFrog> chico
24:22 <Von_Smallhausen> are you ready for some good news ?
24:30 <MeinFrog> sure manalo
25:19 <Von_Smallhausen> we gonna be outta here in 30 days, not only that we got a green card! and a job in Miami now are we made or are we made mang??????
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25:37 <MeinFrog> chu mean
25:48 <MeinFrog> we go work for dat chazzer Omar?
26:04 <Von_Smallhausen> yeah mang
26:09 <Von_Smallhausen> i never trust him
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26:28 <Von_Smallhausen> for all i know he set us up wit da Colombians
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28:41 <archaios> Von_Smallhausen: every man and his dog has a green card, but who'd want to live in the States anyway?
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29:18 <MeinFrog> archaios to get to da top chu must move to da states mang
29:33 <MeinFrog> manny
29:44 <Von_Smallhausen> whats wit dis dishwasher chico?
30:47 <archaios> MeinFrog: I have dual citizenship,
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30:54 <archaios> but there is no way I'm staying there
31:08 <archaios> Chicago in particular is a hole
32:36 <Student> Greetings Every One :)))
32:43 <Student> ummm
32:49 <MeinFrog> chu born in states>?
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34:47 <archaios> MeinFrog: no, work.
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35:39 <archaios> anonguy...
35:41 <karupt> happy convict day
35:46 <archaios> why would you pick a nick like that?
35:50 <karupt> today we celebrate our criminal past
36:25 <MeinFrog> stealing a loaf of bread and getting convicted you mean?
36:34 <MeinFrog> yeah, lets hide trying to feed our family
36:36 <GuineaBacon> .seen clubsammich
36:56 <karupt> its not a crime to feed ya family
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37:09 <MeinFrog> then covict settlers aren't criminals
37:13 <MeinFrog> for stealing bread are they?
37:41 <ANDY> karupt u have no idea what austrlia day celebrates do u
37:49 <MeinFrog> kids today steal cars worth 10,000 loaf of bread
37:55 <MeinFrog> they the real criminals
38:09 <Student> lol
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38:19 <Student> i found new revealings today
38:21 <ANDY> australia day, is to celebrate when the colonels all became part of the fedral government
38:22 <MeinFrog> bree
38:22 <Student> in shape of karupt
38:24 <Student> and MeinFrog
38:26 <Student> ummmm
38:36 <bree> what is karupt
38:41 <bree> hi Frog
38:47 <karupt> ANDY then u tell me
38:52 <ANDY> i just did
38:54 <Student> One Day International Cricket Match on National Day :)))
39:28 <ANDY> its when all the 6 indivdual parts of aus became 1 united government
39:29 <karupt> paki paki better not win
39:32 <Student> some one joined with the nick ShaneWatson
39:34 <Student> :)))
39:35 <Student> lol
39:39 <MeinFrog> the first fleet arrived on 19-20
39:47 <MeinFrog> we should have a public holiday then
39:58 <ANDY> australia day has nothing to do with the first fleet
40:01 <MeinFrog> i know
40:09 <MeinFrog> but im saying, shouldnt that be a reason to have anohter holiday?
40:16 <MeinFrog> WE LANDED
40:21 <ANDY> yer is should be
40:26 <MeinFrog> 221 years ago
40:35 <MeinFrog> and look what we have achieved
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40:47 <IHateConversation> heppy austraya day
40:50 <MeinFrog> infact
40:57 <karupt> without the fleet arriving we wouldnt have a government
41:01 <MeinFrog> lets make 19 Jan - 26 Jan a holiday
41:01 <karupt> so its all relative
41:08 <IHateConversation> cheers n beers
41:11 <MeinFrog> if you elect me, thats what you get
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41:24 <IHateConversation> sossage roll
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41:59 <MeinFrog> Australia day represents the first commodore ever produced in australia
42:36 <MeinFrog> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Australia_Day_Picnic_1908.jpg
42:56 <MeinFrog> the dudes got handbags
43:07 <archaios> doctors have handbags too y'know!
43:19 <karupt> manbags
43:57 <karupt> they sit around and smoke pipes all day
44:01 <karupt> just like ANDY
44:05 <karupt> u pipe smoker
44:12 <ANDY> fuk that i work hard
44:14 <archaios> but ANDY's pipe isn't filled with tobacco
44:15 <MeinFrog> Celebrated annually on 26 January, the day commemorates the arrival of the First Fleet at Sydney Cove in 1788, the hoisting of the British flag there, and the proclamation of British sovereignty over the eastern seaboard of Australia
44:34 <MeinFrog> <ANDY> australia day has nothing to do with the first fleet
44:37 <MeinFrog> hah
44:39 <archaios> LOL
44:45 <karupt> ANDY u dickhead lol
44:45 <MeinFrog> UNAUSTRALIAN ANDY
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44:48 <MeinFrog> lol
44:49 <ANDY> lol
45:03 <ANDY> ok im worng
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45:55 <karupt> u jew
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48:49 <Student> hahahah
48:51 <Student> :)))
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49:12 <Student> not many ppl joined on australian day?
49:51 <karupt> andy fails are an australia resident
50:00 <ANDY> im from the usa
50:01 <karupt> your residency should be revoked
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50:54 <karupt> where
51:03 <archaios> where in the US, ANDY?
51:45 <karupt> the crips and blood do war in ya hood?
51:45 <kibblz> fuck aus day
51:48 <kibblz> who cares
51:54 <Student> you do :P
51:55 <kibblz> its an excuse to just get drunk
51:58 <karupt> kibblz is sudanese thats why
52:09 <kibblz> no im japanese
52:15 <karupt> dont bullshit
52:20 <kibblz> ?
52:25 <kibblz> you dont even know me
52:28 <karupt> thats even worse
52:31 <archaios> karupt: sigh, gang violence is virtually nonexistent except in low socioeconomic cadres
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52:45 <kibblz> ive been alot of things on irc cause ppl say so.
52:55 <MeinFrog> fag
52:58 <kibblz> russian, indian, sudanese, american
53:02 <ANDY> im from The Lakes las vegas
53:03 <kibblz> whats next karupt.
53:09 <kibblz> maybe egyptian eh
53:12 <MeinFrog> im from california
53:14 <karupt> archaios half the places in america r slums
53:21 <MeinFrog> long beach
53:24 <archaios> karupt: not really
53:26 <kibblz> im from miami
53:29 <karupt> california knows how to party
53:35 <archaios> CA is shite.
53:35 <karupt> in the city
53:40 <archaios> but not quite as bad as IL.
53:42 <ANDY> nervada
53:44 <MeinFrog> south ca is good
53:47 <MeinFrog> north is shit
53:50 <archaios> ANDY: nice
53:51 <karupt> city of comptom
53:59 <karupt> keep on rockin
54:01 <MeinFrog> bronx is nice
54:06 <ANDY> lol korupt
54:08 <MeinFrog> lots of vibe
54:10 <archaios> karupt: Compton is hardly a nice place
54:11 <kibblz> im from brooklyn son
54:16 <kibblz> in the ghetto
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54:27 <MeinFrog> brooklyn is weak compared to harlem
54:43 <MeinFrog> School_Girl hi mate
54:54 <archaios> life is short and love is always overrated.
54:57 <karupt> so u get alot of peutos there
54:59 <karupt> ms13
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55:26 <MeinFrog> love with Jennifer Hawkins wouldn't be overrated
56:07 <kibblz> shes not that great man
56:11 <kibblz> she another average aussie girl
56:15 <archaios> anyone with the nick School_Girl
56:15 <archaios> is a paedophile
56:15 <kibblz> aussie girls are boring
56:16 <archaios> MeinFrog: it's a quote from Epsilon Minus - Faceless Whispers
56:16 <archaios> which happens to be a brilliant song
56:39 <archaios> and they took their name from a great book, too!
56:44 <MeinFrog> shes a good girl
56:46 <MeinFrog> Jen
56:49 <LARRYEMDUR> School_Girl is a hairy 45 yr old bloke
56:49 <MeinFrog> nice heart
56:51 <archaios> Brave New World, that is.
56:51 <karupt> wheres bron
56:52 <MeinFrog> nice body
56:54 <MeinFrog> nice face
56:56 <MeinFrog> nice legs
57:10 <MeinFrog> bron is at the beach
57:10 <karupt> australia day we celebrate brons existance
57:28 <kibblz> karupt is sudanese
57:28 <karupt> in the melbourne chat
57:33 <archaios> MeinFrog: and no, love is always overrated as it invariably leads to heartbreak.
57:43 <MeinFrog> archaios not always
57:47 <MeinFrog> if you have a good chick
57:49 <archaios> bollocks.
57:51 <MeinFrog> take u to the top
57:51 <karupt> im blacker den black
57:59 <archaios> MeinFrog: hahaha. I thought I did :-)
58:03 <kibblz> blacker than wesley snipes?
58:06 <MeinFrog> yea i was gonna say
58:10 <MeinFrog> u lost someone
58:30 <archaios> well, the very long post on pastebin sort of explained that, MeinFrog
58:31 <MeinFrog> Jen is a homie
58:33 <MeinFrog> http://www.celebrity-sunglasses-finder.com/image-files/jennifer_hawkins.jpg
58:34 <MeinFrog> lol
58:39 <MeinFrog> shes reppin NY
58:54 <unique> I'm sure some people get off on upsetting me. *sigh*
59:04 <alch3my> Aww bitch in public for attention
59:11 <MeinFrog> archaios link me
59:14 <MeinFrog> i wanna read it
59:23 <archaios> MeinFrog: feel free
59:34 <archaios> http://archaios.pastebin.com/f4c116e9f
59:57 <Student> unique: hahahahhaa
00:00 <Student> unique: you are so funny
00:01 <archaios> unique: 'sif let people get to you.
00:12 <MeinFrog> u were married to angelica?
00:15 Nick: demon`sleep is now known as demon`
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00:19 <archaios> MeinFrog: legal terms, yes
00:22 <MeinFrog> lol
00:27 <MeinFrog> thats ur first mistake
00:28 <MeinFrog> irc chicks
00:34 <MeinFrog> dey loco mang
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01:03 <archaios> MeinFrog: not all of 'em
01:03 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
01:12 <archaios> but the nice ones are taken, or not interested
01:23 <Student> lol
01:32 <Student> that is dumb thinking
01:39 <archaios> not really
01:42 <Student> you have to explain what is a nice one?
02:02 <archaios> I invariably get stuck in the friend zone
02:07 <archaios> it is fail
02:07 <Student> ummm
02:22 <Student> it is not about going hard on the search
02:32 <archaios> no shit, that's why I don't bother
02:33 <Student> you have to keep moving according to the information provided to you
02:39 <Student> and be thankful for whatever you get
02:52 <archaios> I don't _have_ anything :P
02:57 <IHateConversation> sit down
03:00 <IHateConversation> stand up
03:00 <Student> lol
03:01 <MeinFrog> chu crazy montana?
03:03 <IHateConversation> sit down
03:07 <IHateConversation> stand up
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03:10 <Student> that is not possible
03:12 <MeinFrog> Rhee is an irc chick to steer clear of
03:15 <IHateConversation> teh rain drops teh rain drops teh rain drops
03:28 <IHateConversation> the rain drops the rain drops the rain drops the rain drops
03:56 <MeinFrog> the eyes, like a lizard.. green with fury
04:05 <IHateConversation> .......the rain drops the rain drops the rain drops the rain drops the rain drops the rain drops the rain drops the rain drops the rain drops the rain drops
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04:30 <MeinFrog> does the rain drop, or does the earths gravity pull it down?
05:03 <archaios> g ~= 9.8 m s^-2
05:04 <MeinFrog> and does it rain in space?
05:09 <MeinFrog> no, why not?
05:20 <archaios> no atmosphere.
05:23 <MeinFrog> because of the lack of atmospheric pressure
05:24 <IHateConversation> sail to the moon
05:26 <archaios> water vapour must condense.
05:27 <MeinFrog> yes, thank you
05:34 <MeinFrog> we are geniuses
05:57 <MeinFrog> so its safe to say, there is water vapour in space?
06:02 <archaios> there is.
06:07 <archaios> not much, but there is.
06:08 <MeinFrog> yes, i would think so
06:33 <MeinFrog> so bacteria would exist in space also
06:41 <archaios> I doubt it
06:56 <archaios> the vacuum alone would cause the cellular membrane to rupture
06:58 <MeinFrog> wherever there is water there is bacteria
07:27 <archaios> a phospholipid bilayer would be torn apart in space.
07:52 <archaios> ye need more than water for life...
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08:13 <IHateConversation> sail 2 ........the moon
08:21 <archaios> IHateConversation: I don't think that's possible
08:40 <MeinFrog> i want to create my own world
08:44 <ANDY> lol archaios why write all thqat whit'
08:48 <MeinFrog> in a capsule, where i introduce essentials for life
08:51 <MeinFrog> and see what happens
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08:55 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> celebrate bron day?
09:04 * IHateConversation np: Radiohead - Go to Sleep. (Little Man Being Erased.) [03:21m/320kbps/44kHz]
09:05 <Student> lol
09:12 <MeinFrog> bron is cooking sausages in her aussie themed bikini
09:19 <IHateConversation> cool
09:22 <noddy07> lol
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09:47 <IHateConversation> hi PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon!!
09:54 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> bron should auction off her used underwear to help the haiti cause
10:14 <Student> who is going to buy that?
10:17 <Pieter> ewww snail trails
10:28 <IHateConversation> id buy it if its during her period
10:32 <IHateConversation> period panties
10:39 <Student> lol
10:43 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> beetroot flavour?
10:44 <Pieter> gross
10:45 <Student> that is paethetic
10:45 <MeinFrog> red polka period stained panties
10:46 <Student> ummm
10:50 <IHateConversation> is not
11:05 <IHateConversation> i wonder what bradn she wears
11:08 <IHateConversation> and what size
11:10 <MeinFrog> she wears bonds
11:19 <MeinFrog> size 34
11:26 <IHateConversation> bonds are a bit pricey
11:27 <noddy07> lol
11:35 <Pieter> hahaha @ the indian on hueys cooking
11:41 <Pieter> u kno
11:44 <MeinFrog> she wears the ones sara o'hare advertised
11:44 <Pieter> :/
12:00 <IHateConversation> she dun wear any
12:01 <Pieter> this guy does not give ratios at all
12:03 <IHateConversation> perhaps
12:04 <Pieter> a lil bit
12:05 <Pieter> ok
12:09 <MeinFrog> Pieter no one cares
12:15 <MeinFrog> really.
12:16 <Pieter> this guy is a goose
12:18 <MeinFrog> no one
12:25 <MeinFrog> you are a pest
12:25 <IHateConversation> do u think bron shaves or waxes or laser hair removals?
12:26 <MeinFrog> shoo
12:38 <MeinFrog> bron uses gnads hair removal
12:39 <Pieter> errr
12:40 <Student> lol
12:43 <Pieter> cmon man
12:44 <Pieter> dont be sad
12:47 <Pieter> who cares really :/
12:48 <Student> why not call bron and ask herself
12:49 <IHateConversation> nads
12:53 <IHateConversation> im just curious
12:57 <Student> rather then asking it out on a chat channel
12:58 <Student> :P
12:59 <Student> lol
13:04 <IHateConversation> just makeing conversation
13:17 <MeinFrog> does bron have lower back hair?
13:20 <Student> i mean there are many other type of threads in conversation
13:26 <IHateConversation> i wonder if she gets facial hair
13:37 <MeinFrog> most chicks get a light covering of facial hair
13:46 <Student> hahaha
13:48 <IHateConversation> oh yes peach fuzz
13:49 <Pieter> now we add lil bit of butter to it
13:53 <MeinFrog> it's generally light in colour, if you catch their face in the sunlight its visible
13:54 <Pieter> How much fucking butter you stupid tool!
13:59 <Pieter> i cant stand this guy
14:00 <Student> lol
14:02 <IHateConversation> but some chicks have dark hair on there face
14:05 <Pieter> no wonder indian people are being bashed around melb
14:05 <Student> they bleech the hairs
14:10 <Pieter> its this guys fault
14:19 <MeinFrog> when chicks bleech their arseholes
14:19 <Student> hahaha
14:23 <MeinFrog> they dry hands on face
14:25 <MeinFrog> to hide the facial hair
14:33 <IHateConversation> huh
14:41 * IHateConversation np: Radiohead - We Suck Young Blood. (Your Time is up.) [04:56m/320kbps/44kHz]
14:47 <Student> Pieter: what new happened with the indian guy?
15:04 <IHateConversation> speakng of idnian guy... wear is bee_hornet
15:04 <MeinFrog> i have a fetish for indian chicks
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15:48 <IHateConversation> woah
15:48 <Student> welcome donkey humper
15:50 <IHateConversation> dats creepy
15:52 <Pieter> Student: watch chan 10
15:56 <IHateConversation> dat shit is bananas
15:56 <Pieter> he's an idiot!
15:56 <mr_melbourne> whats on ch10
15:58 <Student> Pieter: i can't
16:03 <IHateConversation> bzzz bee_hornet
16:10 <Pieter> hahah
16:15 <Pieter> he calls the stove 'a fire'
16:17 <Pieter> remove it from the fire!
16:19 <Student> lol
16:28 <Student> what a looser
16:31 <MeinFrog> http://images.travelpod.com/users/modernnomad67/2.1192397760.fat_black_chick_simone.jpg
16:32 <MeinFrog> come to mama
16:36 <Pieter> loser doodles
16:54 <Student> but i agree these type of ppl can be found in any community
16:57 <noddy07> lol frog
17:00 <Student> lol
17:03 <bee_hornet> bzz IHateConversation
17:17 <bee_hornet> Student get busy feeding family
17:31 <Student> bee_hornet: lol , ok donkey humper :P
17:34 <Student> i will work that out
17:46 <IHateConversation> bzz bzz
17:53 <bee_hornet> dont call that, i didnt do ya missus yet!
18:05 <IHateConversation> brb making pishie
18:10 <IHateConversation> (pee)
18:25 <bee_hornet> Golden shower
18:31 <noddy07> lol
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18:41 <Student> bee_hornet: lol and you can't do human :P
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18:50 <Student> you can only do Male Donkeys
18:52 <Student> that is all about it
18:58 <Student> females are way out of your reach
19:00 <bee_hornet> its true, i predent not to treat them as one
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21:07 <bee_hornet> now fkup extremists cleric
21:17 <MeinFrog> bee_hornet are women in bangladesh hot?
21:17 <Student> lol
21:19 <Student> always
21:37 <Student> donkeys in bangladesh are getting hot for bee_hornet
21:41 <bee_hornet> some are hot
21:44 <Student> women just don't like bee_hornet
21:44 <archaios> a male donkey is a "jack"
21:45 <Student> :P
22:04 <bee_hornet> there aint donkeys here we have mongooses
22:10 <Student> he just have this magic effect on women
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22:16 <Student> hahahaha
22:33 <bee_hornet> http://bioweb.uwlax.edu/bio203/s2009/kreul_kyle/images/yellow-mongoose--cynictis-penicillata.jpg
23:11 * bee_hornet arse penetrates Student
23:17 <Student> lol
23:19 <MeinFrog> do you eat the moongoose?
23:24 <Student> so is the vagina :P
23:33 <bee_hornet> nopa we keep them as pets
23:50 <bee_hornet> i have 5 now
23:54 <bee_hornet> mongooses
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27:46 <MeinFrog> are they acrobats?
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30:25 <kibblz> hey marco
30:46 <karupt> greased up guidos
30:48 <Marco> gday
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30:58 <kibblz> what you up to marco
31:24 <Marco> just relaxing before i go out
31:27 <Marco> u??
31:36 <kibblz> where you headed.
31:40 <kibblz> im just chillin out
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32:14 <MeinFrog> goin to cronulla to play cricket
32:46 <karupt> and vandalise the nando shops on the way
32:50 <MeinFrog> im buying a rabbit
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37:32 <Student> diesel`guy: what so diesel about you?
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38:59 <Pieter> haha
39:05 <Pieter> who was watching the bold n the beautiful
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39:12 <Student> i was
39:14 <Student> :P
39:22 <Pieter> i cant stand this show
39:25 <Pieter> but that was hilarious
39:26 <Student> lol
39:30 <Pieter> the stage fright bitch
39:33 <Pieter> my tinnnnnnny
39:35 <Student> the british accent show
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41:36 <kibblz> derrrrrrr
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45:31 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Pieter, you watch Huey AND bold and beautiful?
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53:54 <Pieter> god damnit
54:01 <Student> ummm
54:04 <Pieter> not really PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon
54:04 <Student> now what happened?
54:10 <Pieter> tried to poo
54:14 <Pieter> but its all clumped up
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54:18 <mr_melbourne> Pieter try some prunes
54:21 <Pieter> and a poo covered oat fell out
54:39 <Pieter> thats gross mr_melbourne
54:43 <Pieter> cant eatthose :/
55:15 <LARRYEMDUR> Pieter - saltanas ? or a couple of beers and ya can do a grog bog
55:20 <MeinFrog> thats cause you are inactive Pieter
55:30 <MeinFrog> it binds poo
55:41 <MeinFrog> you need to go outside sometimes, get some excercise
55:53 <MeinFrog> you constipated house wife
55:55 <bee_hornet> Azz
56:22 <Student> you are such a DONKEY lover
56:29 <LARRYEMDUR> bee_hornet - I know a way of getting back in the country, apply to be a taxi driver, you will get accepted straight away
56:40 <LARRYEMDUR> or a worker in a brothel/massage parlour
56:53 <bee_hornet> I am comming in Uni of Sydney
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57:09 <WiLd_TuRkeY> WiLd_TuRkeY in the muthafucken house
57:09 <bee_hornet> yous have shortages of them!
57:13 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hey people
57:19 <LARRYEMDUR> here comes The Bear ! hear him ROOAAARRRR !!
57:38 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i want to be a rapper
57:48 <WiLd_TuRkeY> check out my lyrical styles
57:49 <bee_hornet> How did you go with the insurance job at CGU Azz?
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59:08 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :(
59:17 <WiLd_TuRkeY> a dingo stole my baby
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59:56 <Slowest> hi Fastest
00:32 <LARRYEMDUR> bee_hornet - at the recruitment agency in the city I got 100% on all tests and said every correct answer in regards to work relation questions, but was told 2 days later that CGU wasn't interviewing anyone anymore
00:54 <MeinFrog> everyone gets 100% you retard
01:20 <Pieter> pervert: that jessica is a massive fat bitch! hahahaha
01:27 <MeinFrog> they cant find enough workers for those shitty jobs
01:34 <MeinFrog> phone jobs = lowest jobs around
01:36 <Pieter> disgusting!
02:06 <bee_hornet> they lied to you, job been given to the top piority peoples
02:33 <MeinFrog> givin to a philipino or indian with more experience answering phones
02:55 <bee_hornet> LARRYEMDUR: try the jobs in toyota on-behalf od addeco, 25 bucks an hour and get to make cars everyday
03:30 <MeinFrog> LARRYEMDUR what happened to your centerlink support job
03:31 <LARRYEMDUR> bee_hornet - dude, I already have a job, started last monday, 8 days ago
03:41 <bee_hornet> cool dude then
03:55 <LARRYEMDUR> MeinFrog - its not a support role, its a debt collecting role, fair bit different
04:20 <MeinFrog> you work for a company that is contracted by centrelink to retrieve debt
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04:37 <Student> some1 lended it against merit and now you have to collect it back :P
04:37 <Student> wow
04:38 <Student> what a job
04:46 <Student> i am not sure how this going to work
05:00 <MeinFrog> they give all the problem people to outside contractors
05:10 <Student> i got the point MeinFrog
05:15 <MeinFrog> same with law infringements
05:21 <MeinFrog> they goto SPER
05:26 <MeinFrog> for collection
05:28 <bee_hornet> i was there in Toyota on and off four years and really enjoyed it!
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05:46 <MeinFrog> bee_hornet is that why my mirror keeps falling off?
05:48 <Student> oh yah must be cool humping donkeys in the Paint shop :P
05:49 <MeinFrog> you didnt screw it in
05:53 <LARRYEMDUR> lol @ fred-bear ban
05:54 <Student> lol MeinFrog
06:18 <bee_hornet> sorry MeinFrog my apology i had sex that day
06:28 <MeinFrog> sex with the machinery?
06:31 <Student> lol @ Sex , call it humping a donkey :P
06:33 <bee_hornet> Robots
06:36 <Student> hahaha
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06:44 <MeinFrog> bee_hornet lowered his ass on the hydrolics
06:49 <WiLD_TuRkeY> fucking filty i tell ya
06:50 <Student> they created donkey robots in toyota too :P
06:51 <MeinFrog> then set to auto pilot
06:59 <bee_hornet> Student wants a free entry into the country like his fellow mates
07:09 <Student> lol @ free entry
07:18 <Student> after all it is a free world :P
07:24 <MeinFrog> bee_hornet can you confirm rumours in india that it is a holy blessing to bath under a goat or donkey while it urinates?
07:31 <bee_hornet> i like that bruno bicycle dildo kinda got me
07:37 <Student> under a cow
07:42 <MeinFrog> no its a donkey
07:45 <Student> lol
07:46 <MeinFrog> they wash face with its urine
07:49 <Student> never heared of donkey yet
07:51 <MeinFrog> as a way of baptising themselves
07:57 <MeinFrog> im not making it up
08:03 <WiLD_TuRkeY> donday
08:03 <bee_hornet> ask Student he's closer to India
08:07 <Pieter> Next year Im gonna become Australian of the year!
08:11 <Pieter> become = BE
08:11 <MeinFrog> Student you a punjab?
08:13 <Pieter> :P
08:13 <Student> oh yah i have wash my face from urine now i am all save :P
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08:21 <bee_hornet> he's in karachi atm
08:24 <Student> MeinFrog: i live in Karachi
08:26 <WiLD_TuRkeY> ive had a golden shower b4
08:29 <MeinFrog> Pieter dole bludges aren't regarded as Australians
08:54 <WiLD_TuRkeY> people speaking like u MeinFrog are non australian
08:54 <MeinFrog> where is Karachi
08:58 <MeinFrog> sounds liek
08:59 <MeinFrog> Karate
09:03 <Student> i live where all the Water of Country comes
09:11 <Student> it is different from karate
09:20 <Student> and i am not sure if your karate skills would be any good in here
09:23 <MeinFrog> punjabi
09:35 <MeinFrog> is the water brown?
09:38 <LARRYEMDUR> BE = big ego, ya already there dude
09:41 <Student> depends
09:42 * WiLD_TuRkeY punchs MeinFrog in the face
09:49 <MeinFrog> sounds like slumdog millionaire
09:58 <Student> ummm
10:03 <MeinFrog> when ya hungry fish out a poo from the river
10:11 <Student> slumdog millionaire was flimed in Bombay
10:13 <MeinFrog> just like a floating hotdog
10:16 <MeinFrog> still warm
10:17 <Student> and bombay is not too from KArachi
10:24 <MeinFrog> lol
10:27 <WiLD_TuRkeY> i want to visit bombay
10:39 <MeinFrog> many prostitutes around your area Student?
10:42 <Student> bombay is now mumbay
10:54 <Student> i have not heared of any1
11:01 <bee_hornet> http://k53.pbase.com/o6/06/767706/1/78225710.Lqk8osmp.Lahore89HiraMandi8.jpg
11:07 <MeinFrog> while i was staying there
11:09 <Student> never fucked any so can't really tell where they are hiding :P
11:12 <MeinFrog> i met a lovely lady with 3 teeth
11:18 <Student> lol @ 3 teeth
11:19 <MeinFrog> her name was Lady Punjab
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11:32 <IHateConversation> so knives out.........
11:33 <Student> lady punjab with 3 teeth
11:41 <MeinFrog> she was a dj @ the local straw hut
11:44 <Student> must be very difficult for her to eat via help of 3
11:48 <MeinFrog> she made doof doof beats with her mouth
11:52 <IHateConversation> Home^Alone33m KEVIN!!!!!!!!!!!!@&*(&$#&&*$bgf
11:53 <MeinFrog> shes a killa beatboxer
11:54 <Student> hahahaha
12:02 <Student> ummm
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12:07 <WiLD_TuRkeY> snoop dogg parks cars?
12:09 <IHateConversation> Fennec_Foxes are cute
12:14 <Student> what area you are talking about MeinFrog ?
12:18 <bee_hornet> that's Student city
12:18 <MeinFrog> bombay
12:21 <Student> ic
12:22 <MeinFrog> and surrounding areas
12:23 <bee_hornet> lahore
12:32 <IHateConversation> bee_hornet is actually a frog
12:45 <IHateConversation> i mean a toad
12:46 <Student> one part of punjab is in India and the other one is in Pakistan
12:47 <Student> ummmm
12:50 <bee_hornet> lol
13:12 <Student> the rural side share many common characterstics
13:13 <Student> ummmm
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13:28 <bee_hornet> http://www.dollysmixtures.com/toad/toad.jpg
13:42 <Student> ummmm
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13:46 <IHateConversation> lmao
13:57 * IHateConversation np: Radiohead - On the Beach [05:29m/151kbps/44kHz]
14:16 <bee_hornet> http://sarabhapanjab.blogspot.com/2007/01/british-indian-girls-working-in.html
14:56 <Student> bee_hornet: come on tranny, post us one of your best trannies in here :P
15:26 <MeinFrog> http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3010/2297187077_5908d67357_o.jpg
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15:31 <MeinFrog> took that this morning
15:32 <bee_hornet> sup dont change the subject
15:34 <MeinFrog> at St Kilda
15:48 <Student> what was the subject on the first place? :P
15:49 <MeinFrog> she was charing 220/hr
16:10 <Student> 220 rs?
16:15 <Student> or dollars?
16:18 <MeinFrog> dollars
16:19 <bee_hornet> dorrah
16:29 <Student> lol 220 dollar is a rip off
16:39 <bee_hornet> cheap in karachi?
16:40 <MeinFrog> she had a nice ass
16:42 <MeinFrog> she said shes worth it
16:50 <Student> you can get cheaper any where
17:02 <MeinFrog> i said if i wanted my cock to smell like prawns i'd goto the fish market
17:02 <Student> what some1 going to do with her ass?
17:03 <picard> the drop in the number of suicide bombings has been put down to Susan Boyle,now the muslims know wat a virgin looks like they`re not so fucking keen on going to paradise
17:09 <bee_hornet> Home-based-brothel yay!
17:27 <Student> lol picard
17:28 <MeinFrog> rofl picard
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17:31 <MeinFrog> gold
17:48 <MeinFrog> 72 susan boyles
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17:51 <MeinFrog> fuck
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18:50 <bee_hornet> Student is a dallah
19:09 <MeinFrog> Student's dad is the Dilma guy
19:14 <MeinFrog> du try ma dilma tea
19:50 <bee_hornet> they are tamil srilankans
20:00 <Student> lol
20:08 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> bee_hornet, whats the colleges in singapore/malaysia like?
20:18 <bee_hornet> no good
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20:40 <MeinFrog> sandra would get in
21:05 <WiLD_TuRkeY> im still a virgin
21:12 <WiLD_TuRkeY> and im 27
21:16 <WiLD_TuRkeY> :)
21:42 <bee_hornet> they are average but you wont get immigration points from overseas colleges no-more
22:03 <MeinFrog> WiLD_TuRkeY you gonna beat susan boyle's record?
22:21 <WiLD_TuRkeY> ill try to
22:29 <bee_hornet> Study in Australia to claim Australian skilled migration which is a win-win fair policy i'd say so
22:45 <MeinFrog> i nailed my sisters friend when i was 14
22:48 <MeinFrog> she was 16
22:53 <MeinFrog> i told her i was 18
22:54 <MeinFrog> rofl
22:59 <WiLD_TuRkeY> bee_hornet u should work for foriegn affairs
23:10 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> bee_hornet, what would your choice be for the top 5 unis in the world? Cambridge? Oxford? Zurich? Harvard ? Yale?
23:12 <bee_hornet> I am a labour
23:32 <Student> lol @ choice
23:33 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> MIT? Stanford?
23:40 <Student> they would not let him in :P
23:42 <Student> :)))
23:45 <bee_hornet> MIT, Alberta, simon fraser & New Brunswick
23:56 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> alberta? heh
23:59 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> thats not prestigious
24:06 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> that'd be on par with UQ
24:16 <bee_hornet> but its quiet and world rank 73
24:40 <bee_hornet> before the ANU
25:05 <bee_hornet> How could you study in a noisey place
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30:15 <WiLD_TuRkeY> im no longer a virgin my face is fucked
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32:18 <LARRYEMDUR> bree had to go change her panties, they got a bit wet after she was wiggling her bum on my groin
32:32 <BlackDevil> thats what i do
33:04 <picard> larry u pissed on her?
33:47 <WiLD_TuRkeY> we can call u cumstain in future
33:51 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> heh, 10 finally got around to showing House s6
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35:13 <hotpink> im banned from 2 channels aready
35:18 <GuineaBacon> aw
35:19 <GuineaBacon> lol
35:21 <GuineaBacon> poor tors
35:26 <hotpink> i know
35:28 <picard> hotpink y
35:37 <hotpink> coz im too honest
35:56 <GuineaBacon> lol too honest
35:56 <picard> lol
35:59 <hotpink> talk about periodsand vaginas
36:03 <GuineaBacon> haha
36:03 <picard> what did u do
36:09 <GuineaBacon> you got dirty over the years
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38:22 <hotpink> lol
38:32 <hotpink> ppl arent as open as i am
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39:22 <GuineaBacon> legwise
39:24 <GuineaBacon> :P
39:26 <GuineaBacon> im open
39:54 <WiLD_TuRkeY> can always be to open hotpink
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41:42 <WiLD_TuRkeY> wb bee_hornet u bloody champ
41:59 <bee_hornet> champ? i am a loser
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42:13 <WiLD_TuRkeY> in my eyes u arent
42:22 <bee_hornet> ok thanks mate
42:40 <bee_hornet> i am applying again to come back
42:47 <bee_hornet> on next week monday
42:51 <WiLD_TuRkeY> dont
43:03 <WiLD_TuRkeY> australia is a dangerous place
43:09 <bee_hornet> not for me
43:09 <WiLD_TuRkeY> uncivil
43:13 <BlackDevil> its a prison
43:35 <bee_hornet> i know many cities there like back of own hand
43:55 <WiLD_TuRkeY> lol maybe i need u to show me round
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44:13 <bee_hornet> I'll show you whole of Tasmania
44:26 <QuestionMark> anyone know any good rnb / rap new music out there
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44:47 <QuestionMark> pull down ya pants and u can even enter tassy for free if shes a hoe
45:12 <bee_hornet> better be abused in home than deported to place i left behind
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46:36 <QuestionMark> takeway the dole office australia would be another africa on the map
47:50 <WiLD_TuRkeY> we want a world goverment
48:14 <QuestionMark> we need a world war3 wipe out the Goonz
48:40 <WiLD_TuRkeY> off u go, declare war on youtube
48:57 <QuestionMark> that be a start
49:14 <QuestionMark> these governments are pussy fukz
49:19 <QuestionMark> to scared to fight
49:24 <WiLD_TuRkeY> i agree
49:45 <WiLD_TuRkeY> instead they send young men
49:47 <QuestionMark> in the old days someone fucked up or walk out of line bam bullet in the head
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59:59 <pervert> hey mizzzwogchik
00:13 <QuestionMark> mizzzwogchik is the bomb
00:23 <WiLD_TuRkeY> wog pride!
00:36 <QuestionMark> give me the wog supriZe
00:56 <pervert> haha the dolmio grin
01:04 <QuestionMark> we should build a Wog Empire and take over this desert land
01:04 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
01:07 <pervert> do u know what that is
01:31 <WiLD_TuRkeY> first we must kill satan
01:36 <QuestionMark> yes
01:44 <QuestionMark> satan owns this land
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02:05 <macosx> http://www.youtube.com/user/mattieclassic
02:21 <QuestionMark> Till The Day I Die I'm Livin Filthy [Filthy,Filthy,Filthy]
03:00 <WiLD_TuRkeY> Pieter malcom is on
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05:21 <pawl> the darkness is here
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05:28 <katatonic_kate> bitches
05:29 <WiLD_TuRKeY> bitches
05:31 <WiLD_TuRKeY> dam!
05:32 <katatonic_kate> !
05:39 <katatonic_kate> ;)
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05:40 <katatonic_kate> sup?
05:47 <WiLD_TuRKeY> sky and beer
05:51 <pervert> bitchezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
05:52 <pervert> !
05:53 <WiLD_TuRKeY> the sky is falling down
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05:56 <katatonic_kate> noice
06:00 <pervert> :D
06:17 <macosx> ya fuckin DOGZZZ
06:25 <katatonic_kate> ya fuckin' mum
06:36 <macosx> pedophile kate
06:37 * WiLD_TuRKeY punchs macosx in the face
06:48 <macosx> i found ya dads on youtubes
07:03 <macosx> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUsil-VEsmc
07:04 <katatonic_kate> you did, strange.
07:09 <macosx> it'll rock ya socks off
07:12 <katatonic_kate> He has been dead for oh 10 years
07:18 <WiLD_TuRKeY> macosx is always going on about pedophiles
07:23 <macosx> lol
07:26 <macosx> owned
07:27 <katatonic_kate> because he is one?
07:31 <macosx> na
07:32 <WiLD_TuRKeY> have u ever met one ?
07:39 <katatonic_kate> nope
07:43 <katatonic_kate> you?
07:47 <WiLD_TuRKeY> i did when i was a kid
07:47 <macosx> yeah we go around in the van all the time
07:51 <noddy07> macosx u should hook up with picard
07:51 <macosx> with some hot choc
07:54 <macosx> and ketimaine
08:06 <katatonic_kate> who drinks hot chocolate in summer
08:09 <WiLD_TuRKeY> skateboard ramps are popular spots
08:14 <macosx> kids
08:21 <macosx> slip them something sweet
08:33 <katatonic_kate> thanks for the tip
08:40 <macosx> then slip them something salty if u get what i mean
08:43 <WiLD_TuRKeY> use to be this guy that would steal stuff from the shop for us kids and buy us alcohol and let us sleep over
08:55 <katatonic_kate> :S
09:00 <macosx> did ge grab ya
09:29 <WiLD_TuRKeY> i ran away from home and i had no where to sleep i slept in his bed and i woke up and he was touching my dick. i didnt know what to do
09:35 <pervert> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUsil-VEsmca
10:04 <QuestionMark> A Pedafile showed me how to use my sword
10:09 <katatonic_kate> scream? hop out of bed?
10:17 <WiLD_TuRKeY> kept quiet
10:21 <katatonic_kate> possibly leap
10:26 <macosx> what is ya channel pervery
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11:24 <WiLD_TuRKeY> its bit hard to educate on it
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14:25 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxTHUB3rsAk
14:44 <noddy07> hey anonguy
14:50 <anonguy> hi noddy07
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25:20 <WiLD_TuRKeY> Dogs and cats off Chinese menu
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25:34 <WiLD_TuRKeY> Rudd nephew 'caught up in KKK stunt'
25:45 <WiLD_TuRKeY> Woman, 81, found bashed in front yard
25:57 <WiLD_TuRKeY> France moves toward burqa ban
26:16 <WiLD_TuRKeY> Dead cockatoo taped to speed sign
26:27 <WiLD_TuRKeY> DRUNK man allegedly does wheelies on his bike with a flat tyre while being pursued by police.
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27:48 <GuineaBacon> lol kkk stunt
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30:03 <amsy> morning
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31:11 <Pieter> http://www.centrecom.com.au/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=125_126&products_id=34811]
31:18 <Pieter> http://www.centrecom.com.au/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=125_126&products_id=34811 even
31:21 <Pieter> check that out
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32:25 <pervert> OWNED paul_banks
32:53 <amsy> i cant believe it
32:54 <Pieter> hahaha Zeke
32:58 <Pieter> the master hacker
33:03 <WiLD_TuRKeY> http://img.hexus.net/v2/internationalevents/cebit2009/Day4/Antec1-big.jpg
33:05 <amsy> paul_banks is awesome
33:09 <pervert> whats up amsy
33:10 <pervert> ?
33:27 <amsy> not much just got out of bed
33:32 <anonguy> what did paul banks do
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33:58 * M[a]yhem away - cookin
34:01 <Pieter> hehe WiLD_TuRKeY
34:13 <Pieter> thats the same but with the bottom bit
34:17 <Pieter> which is on the side :P
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35:29 <Pieter> hahaha
35:34 Nick: MeLB`GuY26 is now known as MeLB`GuY27
35:41 <Pieter> look @ suzan stress while hes being photographed and having his fingerprints taken
36:28 <Jeffy> bbbbored
36:48 <WiLD_TuRKeY> i reckon it would get dusty
39:28 * WiLD_TuRKeY gives Jeffy a rubix cbe
39:31 <WiLD_TuRKeY> cube
39:36 <WiLD_TuRKeY> kube
39:47 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> drinking povvo coopers red
39:50 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> bleh
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40:05 <WiLD_TuRKeY> drinking coldies here
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40:14 <amsy> drinking ribena flavoured cordial
40:20 <WiLD_TuRKeY> i was hoping itd be a crisp
40:20 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i wanna be drinking fancy beer
40:23 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> http://www.gooseisland.com/filebin/images/products/full/bourbon-county-stout-new.jpg
40:34 <WiLD_TuRKeY> nice amsy
40:38 <WiLD_TuRKeY> add some vodka
40:48 <amsy> haha too early for that
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43:53 <Just_Me> Hi all
44:08 <pervert> i hear there's rumours on the uhh, internets!
44:10 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3022/2701895837_959d2b9b47.jpg
44:42 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> theres rumour that CUB will delete all its watery lagers and start making proper beer!
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47:37 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2617/3840932877_ba4a59c367.jpg
47:43 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> imagine that, VB replaced with a 9% IPA
48:11 <WiLD_TuRKeY> do u have a website PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon
48:15 <amsy> theres a rumour that beer is shit
48:18 <amsy> i tend to agree
48:20 <WiLD_TuRKeY> should make one on wordpress
48:31 <amsy> :P
48:36 <WiLD_TuRKeY> The Great Beers Of the World
49:05 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> massproduced beer is shit
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51:03 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> amsy you've only tried crap beers though.
51:06 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> how can you tell if beer is shit or not
51:33 <WiLD_TuRKeY> lemonade & beer
51:43 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> thats like saying all food is shit because your local diner serves up slop
51:57 <amsy> how do you know what ive tried?
52:04 <amsy> i dont even know what ive tried
52:13 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> you've had generic aussie beers, generic import lagers
52:20 <amsy> im overseas mannnnggg
52:23 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> of which all are shit
52:24 <amsy> ive tried heaps of shit
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52:39 <amsy> including all these generic aussie beers n blah blah blah
52:45 <amsy> i just dont like any of it
52:51 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i dont like them either
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53:22 <amsy> i dont think ill ever find a beer that i like
53:42 <Jeffy> well get into the kitchen
53:44 <Jeffy> and make some
53:44 <Jeffy> :P
53:50 <amsy> yes jeffy
53:53 <amsy> ill get right on it...
53:55 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> amsy, most aussie 'beer drinkers' havent tried a nice beer in their life
54:04 <amsy> im not a beer drinker
54:07 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> so im guessing you've had less experience than they have
54:19 <amsy> the catergory of taste just isnt for me
54:34 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> the generic stuff isnt about taste
54:39 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> its the lack-of
54:50 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> fizzy, watery, nothing flavour, for guys who want to get pissed
54:59 <amsy> im telling you, you will never find a beer that i would like
55:23 <pervert> amsy is a bee
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55:45 <amsy> im up for trying it
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56:17 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> IVE TRIED EVERY SAUSAGE AT WOOLIES THeY ALL SUCK
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58:32 <amsy> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon: are you telling me that flavour differs that much?
58:57 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> of sausages or beer?
59:00 <amsy> beer
59:07 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> there are an enormous varieties of beer
59:14 <Jeffy> lol
59:15 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> the boring ones are Macro lagers
59:22 <Jeffy> if you drink VB/Melb Bitter
59:23 <Jeffy> get out
59:31 <amsy> yes but do they taste that different from each other that i wouldnt recognize it as beer?
59:32 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> anything made by CUB = fizzy water
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59:56 <ShaneWatson> IM BACK
00:02 <ShaneWatson> :D
00:21 <amsy> im getting cold sitting here
00:55 <Just_Me> amsy, once an aussie, always an aussie, u wil freeze till the week b4 u come home LOL
00:59 <Jeffy> isnt it cold where you are
01:10 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1320/1079300778_6c43afbda2.jpg
01:14 <amsy> someone left the door open last night and all the cold air from the entrance has poisoned my nice warm room
01:29 <WiLD_TuRKeY> HOME AND AWAY IS ON TURN UR TVS TO CH7
01:32 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> you cant actually get any of these beers in australia
01:43 <Jeffy> WiLD_TuRKeY: Bannable offence.
01:43 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> OMG you and me belong togetha
01:47 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> you and i foreva and eva
01:53 <WiLD_TuRKeY> is this better Jeffy
02:00 <amsy> no matter where you are
02:00 <WiLD_TuRKeY> :p
02:06 <Pieter> woo me
02:09 <amsy> hate that show
02:10 <amsy> so much
02:13 <amsy> chicks here love it
02:16 <amsy> drives me crazy
02:20 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> theres like 70+ varieties of fruit/vegetable beer
02:23 <amsy> i cant tell them enough how shit it really is
02:44 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> do they have voiceovers for it?
02:46 <WiLD_TuRKeY> i love it. watch it when i was a kid upto early teens .. spent a few years on the street and started watching it again as i tryed to clean myself up
02:47 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> or just subtitles?
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02:56 <amsy> subtitles
03:04 <amsy> theyre a subtitly country
03:07 <amsy> not a dubby one
03:14 <amsy> thats why they actually know english
03:28 <tr1p1ea> CULLS
03:30 <tr1p1ea> ahahahaha
03:32 <tr1p1ea> err
03:34 * tr1p1ea hides
03:35 <WiLD_TuRKeY> some subtitle movies on sbs late at night are ok
03:44 <tr1p1ea> titties?
03:51 <amsy> always titties
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04:04 <amsy> i remember some asian one called the weatherwoman
04:13 Nick: pawl[macbook] is now known as Centurion
04:14 <amsy> where she masturbated in the work toilets
04:18 <Centurion> great movie amsy
04:22 <amsy> its awesome
04:24 <Centurion> they made it a 4 part series
04:37 <tr1p1ea> yeh ive seen those
04:43 <tr1p1ea> bloody asians
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04:44 <tr1p1ea> dirty
04:56 <WiLD_TuRKeY> lol
04:58 <Centurion> and she makes the maid lick her dry from the bath
05:03 <amsy> hahahaha yes
05:11 <WiLD_TuRKeY> i remember at federation square some dude form hong kong asking to see my dick
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05:40 <amsy> hahahah er
06:34 <tr1p1ea> was hen gayz0rz?
06:39 <WiLD_TuRKeY> didnt end up having steak and snags for dinner on the bbq.. having a pie and chips instead
06:56 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> pie and chips is unaustralian
07:12 <WiLD_TuRKeY> are pies like beer PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon
07:13 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> potatoes cooked in a fire perhaps
07:32 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> STRAYAN food means u have to struggle and sweat for 2 hours for a paltry meal
07:43 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> like the leyland brothers
07:43 <mikey> my dinner isnt going to be very australian :/
07:58 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> lol what is it? poached duck with carmelised onion?
08:13 <mikey> thai green curry :P
08:23 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> yum. homecooked?
08:57 <mikey> yep
09:38 <tr1p1ea> panfried you CULL
10:08 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> a true aussie digger will eat prawn heads that have sat out in the sun all day
10:12 <tr1p1ea> i gutted a lamb earlier today
10:16 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> to prove hes a hard working bonza aussie
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10:32 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> then lamb brain for dinner
11:14 <WiLD_TuRKeY> thai green curry is ok
11:30 * WiLD_TuRKeY watchs home n away
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13:37 <WiLD_TuRKeY> angolow i want to thank u for saving my life
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14:10 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> lol @ all the sport on the tv
14:18 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> australia day is about how australia are the greatest sporting nation?
15:04 <WiLD_TuRKeY> to some it is
15:14 <mpfplush> australia is*
16:02 <mikey> my boyfriend is playing tennis tonight!
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16:54 * mikey mumbles something about wishing rafael nadal was australian
16:57 <mikey> and gay.
16:59 <mikey> and single.
17:04 <pervert> im a cat
17:07 <mikey> meow.
17:13 <pervert> pat me :)
17:19 * mikey pets you
17:22 * pervert purrs
17:23 <WiLD_TuRKeY> DRUNK man allegedly does wheelies on his bike with a flat tyre while being pursued by police.
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20:30 <WiLD_TuRKeY> i want to be a better person
20:38 <Pieter> Go Saddam!
20:42 <Pieter> oh right
20:44 <Pieter> he's dead now :/
20:59 <WiLD_TuRKeY> death by hanging worse type of capital punishment
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21:15 <WiLD_TuRKeY> he should have been jailed for life
21:25 <Pieter> yeh, jail woulda been better
21:30 <Pieter> but i could see him living it up in jail
21:34 <Pieter> getting everything he wants
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23:39 <Pieter> is it patting a cat
23:41 <Pieter> or petting a cat?
23:50 <Pieter> i dont know which one
23:52 <Pieter> google has both
23:54 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> petting is more american
24:07 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> like math/maths
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24:24 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> do aussies say "you do the maths" ?
24:38 <WiLD_TuRKeY> do the math
24:39 <Pieter> should be math
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24:56 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> bastardised language
25:01 <Pieter> but in primary school
25:04 <Pieter> they called it maths
25:50 <Pieter> richard branson called that jessica watson
25:57 <WiLD_TuRKeY> maths use to be good until i grew up
26:02 <Pieter> man, i would have asked him if he could shout me a space flight
26:02 <Bandicoot> i just got back
26:07 <Bandicoot> been at the beach all day
26:09 <Pieter> Bandicoot: dont lie
26:12 <Bandicoot> was some smokin hot babes there
26:17 <Bandicoot> we played cricket
26:24 <Bandicoot> and watchd the boobies
26:26 <Pieter> you were on irc most of this afternoon
26:31 <Bandicoot> nah Pieter
26:33 <Bandicoot> been out bro
26:34 <Pieter> yes
26:36 <Bandicoot> what did you do?
26:39 <Pieter> why the need to change your ident?
26:41 <Bandicoot> play on your pc ?
26:44 <Pieter> you couldnt even get the spelling right
26:45 Quit: turion ([email protected]) Quit:
26:51 <Pieter> [15:18] -NickOP- Last address: [email protected]
26:53 <Pieter> look at yours
26:59 <Bandicoot> yeah, i shortened it
27:04 <Bandicoot> so i connect faster
27:06 Quit: SugaPlumFairy ([email protected]) EOF from client
27:07 <Pieter> you mistyped it more likely
27:13 <Bandicoot> less characters to send to the server
27:17 <Pieter> hahaha
27:25 <Pieter> BBS :)
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29:04 <WiLD_TuRKeY> 729
29:11 <WiLD_TuRKeY> 730
29:23 <Pieter> is that the number of lies told by Bandicoot?
29:33 <WiLD_TuRKeY> 613 lies :)
29:47 <Pieter> thats my area code :(
29:50 <Pieter> country + area :P
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30:14 <Pieter> i remember years ago wondering what the + meant infront of the country code
30:19 <WiLD_TuRKeY> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitzvah
30:22 <Pieter> trying to find it on the damn num pad on the phone
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30:39 <simba> now u know it means half op Pieter
30:39 <Pieter> i still dont know why they put a + infront of it
30:48 <Pieter> ayye simba?
30:58 <Pieter> + is voice on irc
31:11 <Pieter> allows you to talk in a moderated channel
31:23 <Pieter> its all it does i think
31:32 <WiLD_TuRKeY> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/613_Mitzvot
31:40 <Pieter> BouncleOby is on my xbox
31:49 <Pieter> finally, someone to kick ass on
32:05 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@08cbcd0c.bigpond.net.au
32:13 <Pieter> hmm
32:19 <Pieter> poo attempt #3
32:19 <Pieter> brb
32:36 <WiLD_TuRKeY> Women must not wear men's clothing Deut. 22:5
33:10 <WiLD_TuRKeY> 5 A woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment; for whosoever doeth these things is an abomination unto the LORD thy God
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37:06 <Pieter> god damnit
37:07 <Pieter> it wont come out
39:30 <Bandicoot> Pieter you are costing me too much bandwidth
39:35 <Bandicoot> im silencing you again
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39:58 <Pieter> ofcourse you are
40:27 <Pieter> ignoring me wont stop you from your compulsion to lie tho
40:35 <Pieter> :)))))))))))))
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41:14 <Pieter> WiLD_TuRKeY: Since when did God say cross dressing was a Sin ??
41:15 <Pieter> :P
41:52 <WiLD_TuRKeY> dunno
42:02 <WiLD_TuRKeY> since there was a mitzvotz
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42:32 <pervert> Rhee
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43:24 <Rhee> pervert
43:34 <pervert> hi
43:49 * Pieter spins Rhee around in her wheelchair!
43:52 <Pieter> dance for me!
43:56 <Pieter> weeeeeeee
44:09 * WiLD_TuRKeY vidoes it
44:15 * pervert falls over
47:26 <WiLD_TuRKeY> hahahaha
47:30 <Pieter> hahaha @ chan 10
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50:09 * WiLD_TuRKeY puts his fingers in the yogurt
50:33 <Pieter> snoop dog is gonna be funny
50:38 <Pieter> ooo tony jawl
50:48 <Pieter> hark
50:50 <Pieter> hawk even
50:51 <Pieter> gah
50:53 <Pieter> paris
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50:57 <Pieter> this is gonna be a good episode
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52:09 <Pieter> make your body sing!
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52:53 <bee_hornet> http://www.mobilewhack.com/wp-content/images/2009/03/netbook-macbook-nano.jpg
53:12 <Pieter> wtf!
53:16 <Pieter> that looks hot!
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53:48 <Pieter> oh, the screen twists
53:53 <Pieter> im not a fan of their keyboard
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56:01 <Just_Me> ok.. so who's here?
57:01 <Pieter> haha @ snoop
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57:55 * Just_Me is rooly bored
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58:27 <bee_hornet> http://www.kromekat.nildram.co.uk/portfolio/product/content/bin/images/large/MacBookNano.jpg
58:42 <bee_hornet> use an usb keyboard
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01:09 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
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02:11 <bee_hornet> http://stuff.tv/News/BIG-IN-2008-MacBook-Nano/8871/
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03:02 <Pieter> wish i could quit smoking
03:11 <Pieter> i dun wanna end up like that guy in the hospital bed
03:19 <Pieter> or walking around with a bottle of oxygen
03:20 <RobertaWilliams> hey... i need to know a song. it is about a girl making friends with a teenage emo and he gets bashed. the people who bash him say that he has no friends and when he looks at the girl who is his friend he walks away. can someone please TELL ME WHAT THAT SONG IS
03:23 <bee_hornet> wear ear plugs
03:37 Quit: mr_melbourne ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
03:38 <Pieter> earplugs help you stop smoking?
04:13 <bee_hornet> worked for me
04:43 <bee_hornet> you'll be only listening the beat of your heart
05:09 Quit: MatureMac ([email protected]) Quit: Happy New Year Everyone!
05:30 <BULLDOG> <RobertaWilliams> hey... i need to know a song. it is about a girl making friends with a teenage emo and he gets bashed. the people who bash him say that he has no friends and when he looks at the girl who is his friend he walks away. can someone please TELL ME WHAT THAT SONG IS - Playschool theme song
06:44 Quit: Miss_Kiss ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
06:50 <RobertaWilliams> no no no
06:57 <RobertaWilliams> please tell me... i want to know, if anyone can help me
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08:04 <bee_hornet> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHVjUZI3qbc
09:15 <RobertaWilliams> thats not it
09:18 <RobertaWilliams> i need someone to help me
10:30 <bee_hornet> ask the chicks at HVM store
10:37 <bee_hornet> HMV
11:02 <RobertaWilliams> no that is emabressing. i really need to know this song
11:04 <RobertaWilliams> please help me out
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11:38 <BULLDOG> google the line
11:40 <BULLDOG> itll come up
12:26 <bee_hornet> bro how could i tell you a song we never heard off, maybe you could explain us a bit more
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12:53 <bee_hornet> We are here to help!
12:53 <RobertaWilliams> I DID... I CAN NOT EVEN REMEMBER THE LINES AND IT IS NOT WORKING
13:01 <RobertaWilliams> IT IS SONG By this lady with a voice
13:12 <bee_hornet> try remembering them
13:20 <RobertaWilliams> 'tumbling down, he looked at me and i turend away, yes i turned away' or something like that please tell me the song
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13:29 <bee_hornet> use google search engine
14:25 <RobertaWilliams> i did... nothing comes up can someone help me
14:43 <bee_hornet> http://www.taylorjamesmusic.com/cityo-lyrics.html
15:53 <RobertaWilliams> NO NO NO
16:04 <RobertaWilliams> THE MAIN CORUSES WAS 'HE LOOKED AT ME AND I TURNED AWAY'
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17:10 <bee_hornet> was that song in your dream or happened in a real-life?
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17:18 <dudley> hi RobertaWilliams stupid loser cun.t
17:27 <RobertaWilliams> i swear it happened irl... please help me find it
18:24 <bee_hornet> i swear, i was nearly picked up by the aliens space-craft but they couldnt find a spot for landing on the ground
18:34 <RobertaWilliams> please help me fucking get this song
18:56 <dudley> bee_hornet fuck you!
19:19 * Rocket yawns
19:35 <dudley> Rocket why do you exist ?
19:59 <Rocket> ?
20:11 <dudley> why do you continue to waste oxygen
20:21 <Rocket> stfu idoit
20:37 <dudley> what is your purpose in life ?
20:50 * Rocket stabs you
20:50 <bee_hornet> killing people
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24:11 <dudley> you don't kill people do you bee_hornet ?
24:24 <bee_hornet> not yet but soon will
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25:11 <dudley> oh cool, do you put heaps of plan into stuff ?
25:51 * Just_Me is bored
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26:31 <dudley> Just_Me just get fucked
26:47 <Just_Me> what's wrong dudley?
27:08 <dudley> i have a fat stomich and stuff
27:18 <bee_hornet> you guys cant handle the heat for sure, it's not in you, i have seen the moods swinging time to time in your country of you
27:55 <bee_hornet> i m usually unseen in summer for many many years
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29:24 <Terms> +
29:35 <dudley> Just_Me i have a fat stomich and it gives me a low self esteme
29:51 <dudley> so i insult people on irc to make myself feel better
30:09 <Just_Me> ahhhhhhhhh
30:37 <RobertaWilliams> 'tumbling down, he looked at me and i turend away, yes i turned away' or something like that please tell me the song
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33:49 <WilliamsGrove> righto lively up
33:51 <dudley> Just_Me so fuck you
33:57 <WilliamsGrove> that's the spirit
33:59 <Just_Me> ok :)
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34:27 <sonnywortzik> lol
35:08 <sonnywortzik> Finland is awesome but no English
36:04 <sonnywortzik> show his damage toes
38:20 <pervert> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/1004102/biggest-loser-contestant-child-porn-charges/?rss=yes
39:03 <WilliamsGrove> meh
39:17 <WilliamsGrove> what about all the other sickos out there
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41:00 <sonnywortzik> 41	University of British Columbia
43:05 <MELBGUY23> any melb guys up for chat?
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45:01 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :(
45:32 <WiLd_TuRkeY> nuthins on tv
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51:29 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hi princehrnyme
51:40 <WiLd_TuRkeY> GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PRIVATE
51:53 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i have tourettes
52:34 <Mayhem> bless you
52:45 <WiLd_TuRkeY> may his soul rest in peace
53:08 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hey Mayhem
53:25 <Mayhem> hi
53:36 <WiLd_TuRkeY> happy australia day
53:43 <Mayhem> :)
53:49 <Mayhem> happy australia day back at ya
55:07 <Jeffy> hmmm
55:41 <bree> Does anyone have a room for rent
55:50 <amsy> yeh i do
56:03 <Jeffy> yah i do *german accent* lol
56:09 <Jeffy> bree: what suburb are you looking?
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57:02 <bree> somewhere not too far from city
57:20 <amsy> im not far from the city
57:23 <amsy> bout 10 minutes drive
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57:54 <bree> must be expensive
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59:13 <amsy> hahaha nah not really
59:19 <amsy> im just messing with you anyway
59:21 <amsy> im in norway
59:22 <amsy> haha
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00:12 <bree> o.o
00:26 <bree> its not fun o.o
00:37 <ShaneWatson> ambbaahh
00:37 <ShaneWatson> hi
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01:36 <amsy> hey
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02:57 <ShaneWatson> hows it goings
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03:26 <amsy> good
03:33 <amsy> i should be getting dressed and drying my hair
03:44 <ShaneWatson> lol
03:45 <DeviousD> any chicks from SE subs?
03:46 <ShaneWatson> lazy
03:47 <ShaneWatson> :P
03:53 <amsy> i hate hairdrying my hair
03:57 <ShaneWatson> DeviousD : no chicks on irc bro
03:59 <amsy> have to here thugh
04:02 <ShaneWatson> u should know that
04:05 <ShaneWatson> amsy = man baby
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04:06 <ShaneWatson> :D
04:10 <amsy> :P
04:14 <ShaneWatson> man with a big cock!
04:18 <ShaneWatson> lol
04:19 <amsy> massiveeee
04:21 <ShaneWatson> lol
04:23 <ShaneWatson> bro*
04:25 <ShaneWatson> BRU*
04:26 <ShaneWatson> lol
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05:17 <bLaCk_XS> aussie aussie aussie :)
05:22 <Pieter> police academy is on tonight:))
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06:27 <OktoborChc> so's lethal weapon two
06:29 <OktoborChc> after the cricket
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07:00 <Pieter> oh
07:02 <Pieter> didnt know that
07:27 <Pieter> cool bananas:)
08:53 <Deadmau5> someone bring me a hamburger im starving... Ill pay you in pickles.
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09:08 <amsy> hahaha pickles are the worst
09:22 <Pieter> damn
09:23 <Pieter> ie crashed
10:03 <Deadmau5> maybe one of those "crazy chinese hackers" got into it from a dodgy website you visited
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11:16 <DeviousD> weeeddd... se subs lets g o :P
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12:27 <macosx> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0IXwPGC8oc
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14:23 <Pieter> fuck me
14:27 <Pieter> blu ray players on ebay
14:29 <Pieter> check em out
14:31 <Pieter> so freekin cheap
14:37 <dikm4mhoppers> yes please
14:47 <Deadmau5> good for 5 plays!
15:18 Nick: Terms is now known as Rocket
15:22 <Deadmau5> /msg dikm4mhoppers how big is it, xoxoxo
15:24 <Deadmau5> woops.
15:34 <Deadmau5> how did that get there!
15:45 <bLaCk_XS> lol
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16:01 * Rocket yawns
16:07 <bLaCk_XS> hi Deadmau5 :)
16:09 <amsy> WAKE UP
16:18 <Deadmau5> gday bLaCk_XS :D
16:19 <Rocket> amsy sucks too be really sick
16:23 <Deadmau5> hows it goin
16:28 <amsy> oh suffer
16:29 <kibblz> shut up jason.
16:33 <Rocket> fuck up
16:35 <amsy> i havent been sick yet
16:40 <Rocket> i have
16:40 <amsy> surprisingly
16:43 <kibblz> or ill have to pay you a visit
16:48 <kibblz> mariano
16:49 <Rocket> lol
17:05 <Rocket> and?
17:39 <Rocket> threats now kibblz?
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18:33 <Pieter> ok
18:36 <Pieter> fireworks are going off
18:39 <kibblz> rocket take your pills or you'll have an epileptic attack
18:41 <Rocket> theres you here making threats, and shit
18:49 <Rocket> get a life kibblz
18:53 <Rocket> botnet wonnabie
19:21 <noddy07> lol kibbz
19:26 <Rocket> haha
19:28 <Rocket> sup noddy07
19:38 <Pieter> lots of red green n yellow
19:45 <Rocket> hes gonna come around my house , its Just all talk no action
19:46 <Pieter> can see em from my bedroom window
20:00 <OktoborChc> so can I
20:11 <noddy07> hey rocket
20:23 <Rocket> sup mate
20:32 <Pieter> OktoborChc: How far you from the city/yarra?
20:37 <kibblz> still drinking 2 liter bottles of coke everyday jason?
20:43 <kibblz> sitting on your fat ass
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20:46 <kibblz> drinking coke
20:48 <OktoborChc> down the road
21:01 <noddy07> lol nothing wrong with coke kibbz
21:11 <Rocket> haha
21:14 <Rocket> I sniff it
21:15 Nick: chellle is now known as chelle
21:21 <Rocket> but thats about it ROFL!
21:28 <kibblz> it is wrong when you got yellow green teeth like rocket
21:29 <kibblz> and fat
21:39 <noddy07> lol
21:46 <kibblz> all he does is drink soda everyday and sit on his ass
21:48 <noddy07> rocket are u fat lol
21:50 <kibblz> and wanks
21:57 <Rocket> no
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22:09 <Pieter> OktoborChc: cool
22:10 <kibblz> dont lie jason
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22:24 <noddy07> rocket im fat but so wot but im happy
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22:36 <Rocket> true
22:38 <Rocket> noddy07
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22:45 <Rocket> i'm allwyas fucking happy
22:54 <Rocket> :]
22:58 <picard> noddy07n also a paedo, does that make u happy?
23:03 <amsy> hahahah
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23:24 <Rocket> picard , keep your shit too your self mate
23:28 <noddy07> ffs picard yr the paedo lol
23:33 <Rocket> lol
23:46 <noddy07> didnt u feel any emotions 4 that 9 yr old boy picard
23:56 <Rocket> ROFL
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24:34 <Rocket> did chance, go too melbourne, or did he Just say that too someone and make shit up
24:35 Nick: SeZz is now known as AussieAussieAussieOIOIOI
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24:49 <picard> noddy ive seen pollocks emails and pics man, u are one sick dude
24:54 <noddy07> picard molestered a 9 yr old he coached in footy lol his pic is on the child sex offenders website
25:03 <Rocket> LOL
25:04 <Rocket> lol
25:12 <amsy> lots of australia day crowd disturbances on the news tonight?
25:13 <picard> pollock has proof noddy molested his neices
25:14 <Skippii> ok noddy07 and picard behave
25:17 <noddy07> picard is not allowed within 5 kms of a school
25:18 <amsy> or did they say you were well behaved?
25:31 <picard> amsy they behaved i think
25:43 <Rocket> kibblz = david?
25:48 <noddy07> wtf skippii i allways behave
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26:08 <picard> amsy did u behave
26:09 <Skippii> well making sure u and picard ignore each other
26:21 <picard> skippii hello how are u
26:23 <amsy> its still early
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26:28 <macosx> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0IXwPGC8oc
26:30 <Rocket> yes Skippii, Okay I'll tell kibblz i wank ok i do kibblz
26:31 <picard> hahaha amsy
26:37 <WilliamsGrove> nein
26:40 <WilliamsGrove> it's bedtime
26:41 <Rocket> amen
26:46 <Rocket> now shut up
26:57 <Rocket> Skippii?
26:57 <noddy07> skippi it wasnt very nice wot picard did to that 9 yr old boy everyone should know what he did
27:00 <WilliamsGrove> still got another 30 mins of knoxville nationals to watch though
27:05 <WilliamsGrove> ah well
27:12 <amsy> but im syre i will :P cant really get into much mischief here, im about 1 of 3 aussies in this whole place rofl
27:12 <amsy> and i know one of them is at work
27:32 Nick: Skippii is now known as Krystal
27:40 <picard> krystal
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27:47 <Rocket> Krystal hows you doing sweetie
27:57 <Rocket> you doing alrightie?
28:09 * Krystal just got home from seeing old dogs
28:13 <Krystal> farout that was funny
28:22 <Rocket> yeah no shit
28:29 <Rocket> was really funny
29:15 <Rocket> I loved it when they mixed the pills
29:17 <Rocket> haha
29:19 <Krystal> omg
29:22 <Krystal> tff
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29:38 <Krystal> the grin
29:45 <Krystal> and the golf balls
29:50 <Krystal> the gorilla
29:51 <amsy> sshhhhh
29:52 <Rocket> when he played golf and hit the ball backwards
29:54 <Rocket> LOL
29:55 <amsy> i wanna watch it
30:00 <Rocket> lol
30:03 <Krystal> amsy go go
30:04 <amsy> without knowing every step of the movie
30:07 <Krystal> it is soooooooooo funny
30:17 <Krystal> we rn't saying the steps lol
30:20 <amsy> yeh im waiting for high quality download, its not really a movie id go see at the movi
30:23 <amsy> e
30:26 <amsy> s
30:30 <amsy> specially when it costs 25 bucks here
30:34 <Krystal> just see it at the pics
30:39 <Krystal> u need the big screen
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30:46 <Krystal> $25?
30:48 <amsy> 55" screen is big enough
30:49 <Krystal> farout
30:50 <Rocket> jaja
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31:03 <Krystal> what is the film made in copper?
31:10 <amsy> hahaha who knows
31:16 <amsy> although she chairs are pretty rad
31:43 <amsy> the*
31:51 <Krystal> ha
31:58 <Krystal> im pleased u fixed that
32:04 <amsy> haha
32:07 <Krystal> i was thinking she is talking to me in norweigan
32:16 <bee_hornet> i just have a wild dream
32:32 <bee_hornet> http://www.heliworks.co.nz/images/heli-ski.jpg
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34:01 <bee_hornet> Agaisnt all odds
34:46 <dudley> bee_hornet fuck you
34:48 <dudley> Krystal fuck you
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35:02 <dudley> amsy fuck you
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35:17 <dudley> Von_Smallhausen fuck you
35:18 <Krystal> dudley ur horny tonight i see
35:24 <Pieter> ok
35:29 <Pieter> im not eating those clusters no more
35:34 <Pieter> my body doesnt process em right
35:38 <dudley> always Krystal
35:41 <Pieter> ive had enuff of shitting nails
35:52 <dudley> Krystal i have a dick
35:58 <Krystal> Pieter stop eating nails
36:03 <Von_Smallhausen> whats wit dis dishwasher chico?
36:04 <Krystal> u sure dudley?
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36:09 * Von_Smallhausen flicks a toothpick @ dudley
36:10 <Pieter> Krystal: it was that crunchy nut clusters:(
36:13 <Von_Smallhausen> wah chu got amigo?
36:14 * bee_hornet cuddles Krystal
36:18 <Von_Smallhausen> nothing!
36:19 <dudley> yep i am possitive Krystal
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36:25 * Krystal huggles bee_hornet
36:34 <amsy> dudley: no thanks
36:37 <Krystal> u must be ur stuttering over it
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36:46 <dudley> amsy you don't get a choice i said fuck you
36:53 <bee_hornet> http://www.hanmersprings.co.nz/custom/templates/page/PoolsHome/images/slideshow.jpg
37:05 <ShaneWatson> lol
37:06 <amsy> everything is my choice
37:07 <ShaneWatson> dudley
37:10 <ShaneWatson> amsy : shh
37:13 <amsy> and i say no thanks
37:15 <ShaneWatson> dudley = rising star
37:17 <ShaneWatson> on irc
37:23 <Von_Smallhausen> dudley = a dud
37:25 <amsy> doesnt take much :P
37:26 <Krystal> ShaneWatson not possible we have u
37:26 <ShaneWatson> he will be op in 1 week
37:28 <bee_hornet> hello
37:29 <amsy> thats kinda sad
37:30 <Von_Smallhausen> dudley is a piece of shit
37:32 <ShaneWatson> :P
37:35 * ShaneWatson lix Krystal
37:39 <Von_Smallhausen> cockaroach
37:42 <Krystal> *moans*
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37:48 <ShaneWatson> :D
38:03 <Krystal> ShaneWatson did u go out today for what?
38:05 <Von_Smallhausen> chu see dat piece of shit up der^ dudley i never trust him
38:21 <ShaneWatson> i dont know
38:26 <ShaneWatson> i ned to have a fap
38:28 <ShaneWatson> need
38:30 <Krystal> u didn't watch the cricket?
39:04 <bee_hornet> why amsy
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40:24 <bee_hornet> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b5/Mountain_Goat_USFWS.jpg/800px-Mountain_Goat_USFWS.jpg
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41:28 <amsy> that looks like a horse/ox/goat
41:58 <JustinZ> amsy hi
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42:03 <amsy> hey
42:25 <Pieter> fuck me dead
42:37 <Pieter> in australia, blu ray players are dead expensive compared to the US
42:46 <Pieter> ya might as well buy a PS3
42:46 <JustinZ> amsy how have u been?
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42:56 <amsy> good thank you
43:01 <amsy> and yourself?
43:12 <DeviousD> Excuse me all
43:16 <JustinZ> all good here..coffee and cigs
43:21 <DeviousD> Ghoul is of the gayish tendancy
43:30 <DeviousD> fagboy to be more specific
43:36 <DeviousD> there u go ghoul
43:49 <DeviousD> do your worst :) have fun all happy australia day
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44:08 <kibblz> is it a public holiday tomorrow?
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44:28 <amsy> ah lol
44:33 <Krystal> it is today kibblz
46:21 <JustinZ> hi Krystal
46:29 <JustinZ> amsy what ya been up to?
46:38 <Krystal> hi JustinZ
46:53 <DeviousD> Gouls wants to annouce his GAYIETY to the world
46:55 <Deadmau5> JustinZ: By coffee and cigs you do mean Beer and Winnie blues right?
47:02 <Deadmau5> *cough* AUSTRALIA DAY *cough cough*
47:06 <DeviousD> he has asked I be the announcer of such an event
47:24 <JustinZ> lol umm no hehe
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47:39 <GhOuLiEs> yes ok deadmaus5 im gay tho i didnt think that was a crime :P
47:42 <amsy> chilllllin
48:09 <Deadmau5> GhOuLiEs... you're gay?
48:13 <Deadmau5> congrats.
48:13 * ShaneWatson slaps amsy around a bit with a large trout
48:19 <Deadmau5> say hi to your b/f for me.
48:24 * Deadmau5 looks around strangely
49:28 <GhOuLiEs> yes im 100% gay
49:35 <macosx> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqPuuget0w8
49:47 <Deadmau5> congratulations
49:52 <Deadmau5> bet your father is proud
50:26 <GhOuLiEs> why does it seem tho you are the only 1 in here who cares about me hunni :)
51:25 <DeviousD> deadmouse his father was the cause of such a travesty... silly man he was not raisin a man raising a ... man?
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53:44 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ur a fucking legend mate
53:49 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hello everyone
53:59 <River> thanks WiLd_TuRkeY I know I am a legend
54:00 <River> :)
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54:22 * WiLd_TuRkeY gives River a big sloppy kiss
54:30 <River> blahn
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54:45 <River> Dont EVER do that again WiLd_TuRkeY lol
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55:06 * WiLd_TuRkeY pickes his nose
55:18 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i found a crusty piece of snot
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55:29 <WiLd_TuRkeY> where should i wipe it
55:30 <Deadmau5> i love the hard boogers!
55:44 <Deadmau5> slimy ones arent fun.
55:47 <River> there you go WiLd_TuRkeY you have a candidate
55:47 <bLaCk_XS> lol tasty.
55:48 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol
55:52 <River> hey bLaCk_XS
55:56 <bLaCk_XS> hi river :)
56:04 <River> how are you today
56:07 <DeviousD> slimy are so hard to get rid of
56:08 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im belt my kids if they pick there noses
56:12 <bLaCk_XS> tired, urself hun?
56:18 <DeviousD> hard are just a flick away from freedom
56:22 <River> yeah tired but over all good
57:13 * WiLd_TuRkeY flicks a pea off his dinner plate
57:24 <DeviousD> ahhhh my eye!
57:27 <Deadmau5> i hate it when u pick a booger... and it drags itself right from the back of the sinuses
57:31 <Deadmau5> it feels wrongtown
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57:43 <bLaCk_XS> LOL
57:52 <River> so charming
58:15 <WiLd_TuRkeY> charm offensive
58:27 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im getting mc donalds for dinner tomorrow
58:32 <WiLd_TuRkeY> going to get a big mac
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58:44 <pervert> hi fancy
59:12 <River> Serebii make up your mind lol
59:37 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lolololol
59:38 <pervert> i like to call her fancy
59:57 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i use to go to school with a chick named Nancy
00:09 <Serebii> ?
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00:12 <River> fancy nancy hey WiLd_TuRkeY
00:19 <WiLd_TuRkeY> its a odd name
00:23 <MiLK_MaN> anoose
00:48 <Deadmau5> i went to school with a chick named Iona Kite
01:05 <Deadmau5> horrible parents.
01:10 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
01:15 <River> thats just beyond a joke
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01:32 <Deadmau5> that name was purposly missspelled
01:41 <Deadmau5> was that too many S's?
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01:55 <Deadmau5> gives me a headache looking at it
02:14 <Deadmau5> that s area is hardcore
02:23 <Deadmau5> who needs drugs when u can say Missspelled
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02:48 <ShaneWatson> goodnight all
02:53 <Deadmau5> i once ate a beetle.
03:00 <Deadmau5> its guts were like goo.
03:03 <Deadmau5> :(
03:08 * River yawns
03:25 <River> Deadmau5 why did you eat the bloody thing
03:32 <Deadmau5> i got dared
03:38 <River> and just as a note, most guts are like goo
03:46 <Deadmau5> yeh but... but....
03:47 <Deadmau5> yeh ok.
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04:04 <River> lol
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04:11 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ethier a big mac... double quarter pounder
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04:21 <River> WiLd_TuRkeY the taste like goo also
04:26 <Deadmau5> Mr. Pit - Deluxe (original mix) <---nice tune
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04:50 <mpfplush> They taste nothing like goo.
04:51 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i prefer the old packaging
05:03 <River> hi krystal_P anberlinz trouser_trout and others
05:09 <River> God I cant keep up tonight
05:10 <River> lol
05:13 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hi River
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05:25 <River> WiLd_TuRkeY I already said hi to you and you tried to pash me
05:27 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cry me a river
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05:50 <River> definitely not getting kisses now WiLd_TuRkeY
06:03 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :(
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06:27 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im saving my kisses for someone special but theres nuthin wrong with a prolite kiss when greeting
06:29 <River> hia niKKi^
06:33 <niKKi^> hi
06:37 <River> how are you
06:42 <niKKi^> im good thank you and you
06:46 <amsy> ive been missin your strawberry kisses
06:55 <River> niKKi^ yeah good good :)
07:04 <WiLd_TuRkeY> nikki websterRR
07:11 <niKKi^> haha not quite
07:11 <River> amsy how ya doing
07:22 <River> niKKi^ you dont want to be the webster girl
07:22 <WiLd_TuRkeY> one day shes a child next minutes shes a adult
07:24 <ShaneWatson> niKKi^
07:26 <ShaneWatson> kiss kiss
07:27 <ShaneWatson> :D
07:43 <niKKi^> hahah thanks
07:45 <amsy> good thanks River
07:51 <WiLd_TuRkeY> do u get two burgers on a big mac?
07:53 <amsy> bout to go out for lunch with a friend
07:59 <ShaneWatson> is niKKi^ a new irc girl?
08:06 * ShaneWatson watches as she gets 20pms
08:07 <ShaneWatson> lol
08:18 <River> ShaneWatson you trying to pick her up lol
08:24 <ShaneWatson> i dont pickup irc girls
08:26 <ShaneWatson> at all
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08:31 <amsy> me neither
08:32 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Hows shane warne thinking he can bring peace to the middle east
08:35 <niKKi^> lol not really new, used to come on when it was good lol
08:37 <amsy> irc girls are for chumps
08:44 <River> lol
08:45 <ShaneWatson> yeh
08:49 <amsy> he cant even bring peace to his wn family
08:50 <amsy> own
08:58 <ShaneWatson> lolll
09:00 <ShaneWatson> his wife
09:01 <ShaneWatson> is fkn hot
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09:13 <ShaneWatson> i rkn so anyway
09:20 <amsy> friend of mine saw him and his nice car broken down on the side of the road in roasebud
09:26 <ShaneWatson> lol
09:29 <amsy> haha
09:30 <ShaneWatson> rosebud = shiet
09:31 <ShaneWatson> lol
09:35 <River> lol
09:51 <ShaneWatson> if u got that much cash u hsould be living in QLD
09:54 <ShaneWatson> not victoria
09:59 <ShaneWatson> victoria = poor
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10:08 <WiLd_TuRkeY> id love queensland for the weather
10:09 <ShaneWatson> anyway on that note im going for some beauty sleep ciao xx
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10:18 <WiLd_TuRkeY> close promity to the beach
10:22 <WiLd_TuRkeY> prox
10:23 <ShaneWatson> im black enough as it is so tanned and shit
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10:29 <River> Qld weather, blah
10:33 <PandasDontDrive> this abo
10:34 <River> too humid for me in summer
10:35 <PandasDontDrive> in this doco
10:39 <ShaneWatson> kibblz : pm niKKi^
10:41 <ShaneWatson> shes new
10:42 <ShaneWatson> lol
10:43 <ShaneWatson> ;)
10:46 <PandasDontDrive> about some dude wanting waltzing matilda as the national anthem
10:54 <PandasDontDrive> said that aboriginal people are the head of australia
10:56 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ~
10:58 <ShaneWatson> josh
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> i fucking hate these fuckers
11:03 <ShaneWatson> who cares lol
11:07 <PandasDontDrive> ME
11:07 <WiLd_TuRkeY> thats pissing me off
11:13 <WiLd_TuRkeY> they are ~???
11:15 <ShaneWatson> i saw alot of people today with flags sticking out their cars i lold
11:16 <ShaneWatson> lol
11:18 <ShaneWatson> lol
11:25 <ShaneWatson> wannabe patriots
11:28 <WiLd_TuRkeY> they have a tent set up in ACT outside palirament
11:35 <PandasDontDrive> fuck this waltzing matilda shit
11:36 <ShaneWatson> lolll
11:40 <River> I have one of them living next door lol
11:45 <ShaneWatson> tent?
11:49 <River> always flags sticking out of the car
11:51 <ShaneWatson> do u live in a caravan park river?
11:54 <ShaneWatson> oi river
11:55 <PandasDontDrive> what a joke
11:56 <ShaneWatson> apparently
11:58 <picard> stupid adelaide twats had flags all over there cars today
11:59 <ShaneWatson> mandy blew pervert
12:01 <ShaneWatson> lol
12:05 <ShaneWatson> lolololol
12:08 <River> WHAT
12:12 <macosx> gross
12:13 <DeviousD> LOL adelaidians should all be shot
12:13 <River> mandy blew pervert
12:15 <River> gross
12:17 <PandasDontDrive> laughing stock of the world if it becomes the national anthem
12:17 <WiLd_TuRkeY> abos are better treated then any other nationality here in australia
12:19 <PandasDontDrive> fuck off DeviousD
12:20 <macosx> hahahahahahahahaha
12:23 <ShaneWatson> lollllllllll
12:23 <macosx> Because it's better than sittin' there stabbing yourself for hours. 'Cause I got this thing about the more blood you get in that fit, the less effective the shot is, you know what I mean? Why I don't know, but to me I just know that when I get a shot straight away, bang, it hits me a hell of a lot better, you know what I mean, than when I don't. So every now
12:24 <PandasDontDrive> im in adelaide
12:26 <ShaneWatson> its true
12:27 <ShaneWatson> josh
12:28 <ShaneWatson> lol
12:28 <PandasDontDrive> you faggot
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12:30 <ShaneWatson> macosx
12:33 <ShaneWatson> KNEES
12:33 <PandasDontDrive> shutup pete
12:36 <ShaneWatson> lol
12:37 <River> Not all Adelaide ppl are bad
12:38 <macosx> ha ha
12:44 <ShaneWatson> adelaide = SHIT
12:45 <ShaneWatson> :)
12:47 <PandasDontDrive> not all?
12:49 <ShaneWatson> most
12:52 <PandasDontDrive> adelaide isnt shit
12:53 <ShaneWatson> 99%
12:54 <DeviousD> some of the chicks are ok they are easy as love em all
13:02 <PandasDontDrive> they arent easy
13:02 <WiLd_TuRkeY> pakistanies love there beards
13:06 <PandasDontDrive> you're a fucking dickhead DeviousD
13:08 <ShaneWatson> lol
13:12 <ShaneWatson> captain = bush
13:25 <ShaneWatson> he looks like a girl
13:35 <ShaneWatson> PandasDontDrive : peace out bro
13:36 <ShaneWatson> :D
13:41 <PandasDontDrive> everything is the same where ever you go
13:55 <PandasDontDrive> u goin?
13:58 <River> night all
13:59 <ShaneWatson> im going zzz
14:02 <ShaneWatson> xxxxxxxxxx
14:03 <Pieter> hehe i find that paki cricket player with the osama look funny
14:06 <PandasDontDrive> peaz bruh
14:10 <ShaneWatson> cya
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14:16 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i think white humble non religous people are treated badly
14:18 <Pieter> Italiano!
14:20 <PandasDontDrive> lataz
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14:42 <PandasDontDrive> lets have a national anthem about two men that commit suicide!
14:47 <PandasDontDrive> ie: waltzing matilda
14:50 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i think disable people are discrimnated agasint
15:42 <WiLd_TuRkeY> when jesus was born a star led them to him
15:51 <WiLd_TuRkeY> astrology is a sin
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16:26 <PandasDontDrive> in any case
16:31 <PandasDontDrive> its about a german swagman
16:37 <Pieter> fuckin hell
16:41 <PandasDontDrive> this old fucker should have his head cut off
16:45 <Pieter> might just get a ps3 again just for the blu ray player
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16:58 <PandasDontDrive> im going back in time to fucking kill banjo patterson
17:04 <WiLd_TuRkeY> what about for the computer Pieter
17:12 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u can get blu-ray burners now
17:19 <Pieter> yeh i was thinkin that too
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17:28 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i wonder what we will use in the future
17:42 <GhOuLiEs> night all take care bbl :)
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17:47 <prophet> happy asutralia day evil people
17:48 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cds are becoming like floppy disks a mess in ur computer room
18:15 <WiLd_TuRkeY> night GhOuLiEs
18:20 <Pieter> well, ive decided that Im gonna start collecting DVD's now
18:22 <Pieter> they soo cheap
18:28 <stalemate> Pieter you poof
18:43 <Pieter> but id definately be wanting Blu Ray versions of high detail movies
18:45 <stalemate> playing with von_smallballs or what?
18:51 <Pieter> wha?
18:53 <Pieter> yuk
18:54 <Pieter> :/
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19:27 <prophet> any ladies around ,if anyone knowa anything let me know
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19:44 <trouser_trout> lol cool prophet
19:46 <trouser_trout> will do brother
19:52 <prophet> yo
20:16 <trouser_trout> you keep it up champ. We'll let u know when there's ladies about
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20:32 <prophet> yanks cha,pions
20:37 <prophet> tanks
20:38 <stalemate> prophet's a fuckwit. he runs a cult called the people's temple.
20:41 <stalemate> he tried to make me drink coolaid
20:54 <prophet> what you know about me
21:45 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ch9 10pm Lethal Weapon 2
21:50 <prophet> what the hell is a 'peoples temple'
22:00 <prophet> your bum
22:07 <prophet> no
22:09 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u want to join my cult prophet ?
22:09 <prophet> your momma
22:19 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@08cbcd0c.bigpond.net.au
22:21 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cult of the dead cow
22:29 <prophet> get the glass dick out yur mouth 'wild turkey'
22:51 <PandasDontDrive> happy Kebab Day prophet
22:52 <WiLd_TuRkeY> can i join ur cult prophet
23:26 <prophet> i love kebebas..and im turkish..what you know about kebebas
23:37 <prophet> kebab day
23:50 <Matty^^> yum
23:53 <prophet> brb
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23:57 <prophet> type what u wanna
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25:01 <WiLd_TuRkeY> A suicide car bomber has blown up the headquarters of Baghdad's police forensic service this morning, leaving 17 dead and the building in ruins
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25:20 <picard> nice work
25:22 Join: theman ([email protected]) to #melbourne
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25:58 <WiLd_TuRkeY> PREMIER and his wife cancel an Australia Day appearance after his alleged lover shows up at event.
26:09 Quit: krystal_P ([email protected]) Quit:
26:11 <WiLd_TuRkeY> GOOGLE marks Australia Day with a schoolgirl's design, but deletes the Aboriginal flag from her image
26:29 <picard> lol
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30:14 Mode: (by TheWJM) -bb *!*trojan*@* Richii!*@*
30:34 * WiLd_TuRkeY licks TheWJM ear
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33:57 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ch1 10pm
33:58 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Johnny Lewis Boxing Classics
34:23 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ch31 10.30pm Blokesworld
34:34 <prophet> blah!
34:38 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ch99 10.30pm Police Academy
34:58 <Pieter> WiLd_TuRkeY: leathal weapon 2 is on
35:07 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer im watching that Pieter
35:11 <WiLd_TuRkeY> just showed the condom ad
35:15 <prophet> yall watch doodles
35:34 <Pieter> in one ear out the rubber
35:40 <prophet> please forgive me doddle wathers
35:47 <prophet> ill doodle back
36:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wankie doodle went to town wanking on his pony
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36:34 <Hoo> Boom Baby! :D
36:39 <Pieter> hey Hugh
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36:50 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i mi9ght buy myself a gstring
36:52 <Hoo> omg hi2u webchatter friend piet :D
37:00 <Pieter> :p
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37:09 <stalemate> ISlamYouSlamWeAllSlamForIslam, your nick offends me
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37:25 <ISlamYouSlamWeAllSlamForIslam> stalemate: cool
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37:27 <sandraa> hey ppl
37:27 <Pieter> id like to say i am westpac but thats not on there
37:28 <sandraa> :)
37:31 <Pieter> hey sandraa
37:31 <WiLd_TuRkeY> are u catholic ISlamYouSlamWeAllSlamForIslam
37:33 <Pieter> :)
37:34 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hello sandraa
37:38 <sandraa> hey Pieter :)
37:41 <sandraa> hello WiLd_TuRkeY
37:43 <stalemate> ISlamYouSlamWeAllSlamForIslam is tony abbott
37:49 <JustinZ> sandraa hi
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37:58 <sandraa> JustinZ hey
38:01 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa seems quite popular
38:07 <WiLd_TuRkeY> justin is a sexy name
38:08 <Pieter> haha ISlamYouSlamWeAllSlamForIslam, nice nick :p
38:12 <theman> any melb women
38:12 <stalemate> von_smallpenis. shut your fag face
38:12 <prophet> hi sandrea
38:19 <sandraa> hey prophet
38:27 <prophet> blah!
38:28 <Von_Smallhausen> stalemate chu got ballz amigo
38:30 <Von_Smallhausen> let me tell chu dat
38:39 <sandraa> lol
38:41 <Von_Smallhausen> stalemate do chu like to dress up as a woman?????
38:43 <stalemate> von_smallballs. i will get pieter to ass rape you dude if you don't shut up
38:45 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen its coz im cool
38:47 <sandraa> :)
38:53 <Pieter> ewww
38:54 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im getting mc donalds tomorrow sandraa does a big mac come with two patties
38:56 <Pieter> i dun wanna touch him
38:58 * Bandicoot bites sandraa
39:06 <Pieter> is Von_Smallhausen talking poo behind my back?
39:08 <Bandicoot> yes WiLd_TuRkeY
39:11 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter your friend is a homosexual
39:12 <Pieter> i cant see him :/
39:14 * sandraa bites Bandicoot's ear
39:15 <Bandicoot> 2 cheezes
39:17 <Bandicoot> 2 patties
39:18 <Bandicoot> 2 buns
39:22 <prophet> yall al wak
39:23 <sandraa> WiLd_TuRkeY yes
39:27 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cool
39:33 <Bandicoot> and 2000 calories
39:43 <Bandicoot> i ate 4 big macs once
39:47 <Bandicoot> when i got out of the surf
39:48 <WiLd_TuRkeY> just what i need Bandicoot
39:56 <Bandicoot> i was so hungry
39:59 <Bandicoot> i cud of ate a horse
40:02 <Von_Smallhausen> stalemate where chu get the beauty scar ?? tough guy
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40:07 <Von_Smallhausen> sucking Pieter chivato cock
40:08 <Von_Smallhausen> ?
40:17 <prophet> where has sanndrea gone?
40:26 <sandraa> im here
40:28 <prophet> sandrea ..where is you
40:32 <prophet> oh
40:36 <prophet> ok
40:37 <sandraa> lol
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40:55 <prophet> :> s**t faces :> s**t faces :>
41:00 <Von_Smallhausen> whats the matter stalemate? cat got your tonuge?
41:04 <Von_Smallhausen> fucking loser
41:14 <Von_Smallhausen> chu probably a sad case like little Pieter
41:27 <Von_Smallhausen> fucking chivatos mang dis channel full of dem
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41:34 <stalemate> Von_Smallprick, i hope you have a tight ass because pieter has a cock the size of a cashew nut.
41:36 <Von_Smallhausen> stalemate chu wanna job?
41:42 <Von_Smallhausen> i got some dishes for chu to wash
41:49 <Von_Smallhausen> den i want chu to pick some bags up for me
41:53 <Von_Smallhausen> chu baggage handler
42:02 <Von_Smallhausen> stalemate da errand boy
42:03 Quit: Hoo ([email protected]) Quit: From here to eternity... with no brakes
42:15 <WiLd_TuRkeY> From here to eternity... with no brakes
42:21 <Von_Smallhausen> running after Pieter wiener
42:39 <Von_Smallhausen> stalemate are chu a homosexual?????????
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43:02 <Thebestjerk> just moved to melbourne ,looking to make new friends. preferable with someone stylish as i need a make over.. msg me
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43:04 <prophet> oh i just realised..
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43:07 <stalemate> von_smallballs, pieter told me that he wants you to wrap your guido hatzis wannabe lips around his cashew dick
43:08 <prophet> i have a large..
43:12 <Pieter> stalemate: but it makes people scream
43:14 * prophet slaps WiLd_TuRkeY around a bit with a large trout
43:18 Nick: gs69azza is now known as Girl
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43:23 Nick: Girl is now known as Icannoticebuttonoticeyou
43:25 * WiLd_TuRkeY pucnhes prophet in the nose
43:27 Nick: Icannoticebuttonoticeyou is now known as noticingme
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43:36 <Pieter> cmon dont start stalemate :/
43:43 Part: niKKi^ ([email protected]) from #melbourne
43:51 <Pieter> ya just gonna fall into his garbage, do what the rest of us do n /ignore Von_Smallhausen 2
43:54 <prophet> wild turkey ' you cant punch me
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44:03 <WiLd_TuRkeY> why not
44:05 <prophet> your only typing it
44:16 <prophet> blah!
44:17 Nick: noticingme is now known as gs69azza
44:18 <prophet> kill youself
44:25 <kokothemonkey> niKKi^ !!!!!!
44:25 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ladies first
44:33 <PandasDontDrive> this doco is fucking me off but i cant stop watching it
44:42 <WiLd_TuRkeY> what ch PandasDontDrive
44:44 <prophet> oh ok
44:47 <prophet> doco's
44:56 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i like a good doco
45:01 <WiLd_TuRkeY> its how i learnt about sex
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45:11 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :p~
45:14 <stalemate> i learn about sex from wikipedia
45:30 <kokothemonkey> i learnt about sex from bieng raped from my dad
45:32 <PandasDontDrive> abc
45:45 <PandasDontDrive> b over where you are
45:49 <Pieter> sex can be fun
45:50 <WiLd_TuRkeY> to much info kokothemonkey
45:58 <PandasDontDrive> fkn doco about some old fart that wants waltzing matilda to be the national anthem
46:07 <Pieter> hahaha PandasDontDrive
46:18 <stalemate> i learnt from wikipedia that when a man and woman first have sex, the man busts the woman's hymen and the room ends up looking like the deck of a japanese whaling ship
46:21 <WiLd_TuRkeY> heh PandasDontDrive
46:24 <PandasDontDrive> Waltzing Matilda is a song about a German swagman who stole a sheep and committed suicide to flee the authorities..
46:34 <kokothemonkey> waltzing maltilda was just a brilliant ad campaign
46:42 <PandasDontDrive> its a shit song
46:51 <PandasDontDrive> australian ballads are shit
46:51 <Pieter> waltzing matilda
46:51 <WiLd_TuRkeY> advance australia fair will do for the next 50 years
46:55 <Pieter> who bloody killed her
46:55 <PandasDontDrive> and so is australian poetry
46:57 <Pieter> laying on the grass
47:00 <Pieter> with a shovel up her ass
47:01 <PandasDontDrive> every australian poem sounds the fkn same
47:23 <PandasDontDrive> i hate Kebab Day
47:28 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait for today to be over
47:38 <PandasDontDrive> Kebab Day, Curry Day
47:50 <kokothemonkey> rape day
48:07 <PandasDontDrive> all my friends did was go out and get drunk
48:12 <PandasDontDrive> says a lot..
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48:46 <PandasDontDrive> young people dont even care, its just another holiday excuse to drink and get high
49:05 <kokothemonkey> i did home work and slept
49:12 <kokothemonkey> and i want to kill myself
49:13 <Bandicoot> thats unaustralian PandasDontDrive
49:18 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa
49:23 <sandraa> yes
49:23 <prophet> sandrea
49:24 <sandraa> ?
49:29 <prophet> ?
49:32 <Von_Smallhausen> how much do chu weigh?
49:32 <sandraa> what
49:33 <PandasDontDrive> what's unaustralian?
49:34 <PandasDontDrive> Bandicoot
49:35 <Von_Smallhausen> don't lie to me
49:39 <Bandicoot> you pandas
49:42 <Bandicoot> unaustralian
49:42 <PandasDontDrive> haha
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49:45 <PandasDontDrive> whatever
49:46 <prophet> sandrea
49:49 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen heavier then a cow
49:49 <sandraa> lol
49:52 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa
49:54 <Von_Smallhausen> chu look it
49:56 <PandasDontDrive> doesnt show any pride in your country to get pissed all day
49:57 <Von_Smallhausen> no fucking kidding
50:00 <Von_Smallhausen> i scared
50:00 <prophet> yo sandrea
50:08 * Bandicoot milks sandraa
50:10 <Von_Smallhausen> chu got bigger shoulders den me
50:13 <Von_Smallhausen> and i'm a mang
50:17 <sandraa> yes prophet
50:19 <prophet> what ??
50:20 <sandraa> :??
50:20 <Von_Smallhausen> chu know what i talking about?
50:22 <sandraa> lol
50:23 <sandraa> what
50:26 <prophet> no sandrea
50:31 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen i dont mind
50:32 <Thebestjerk> just moved to melbourne ,looking to make new friends. preferable with someone stylish as i need a make over.. msg me
50:36 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa i fucking do
50:39 <Von_Smallhausen> chu a woman
50:41 <Von_Smallhausen> i think
50:47 * Von_Smallhausen ponders the thought
50:48 <prophet> sandrea!
50:51 <Von_Smallhausen> it a big one
50:54 <Bandicoot> Thebestjerk you need to go metro
51:05 <sandraa> prophet!
51:10 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen so what ?
51:12 <Bandicoot> sandraa's friend is hot
51:18 <Bandicoot> whats her name
51:20 <prophet> yes i am
51:23 <Von_Smallhausen> da pig?
51:28 <Von_Smallhausen> wit da piercing
51:29 <prophet> im hot
51:32 <prophet> when im fuckin
51:32 <sandraa> lol
51:34 <Von_Smallhausen> are chu crazy montana?
51:47 <Von_Smallhausen> look like a boar mang
51:49 <Bandicoot> wit da bull ring
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51:51 <Von_Smallhausen> wild fucking boar
52:04 <Bandicoot> chu ride her for 8 seconds
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52:08 <prophet> sandrea where is your ass
52:10 <Bandicoot> i giv chu a suit
52:10 <Von_Smallhausen> somebody need to take it down
52:20 <prophet> in the front orback?
52:28 <sandraa> =/
52:31 <sandraa> back?
52:32 <prophet> :>
52:37 <Von_Smallhausen> tranquilizer dat thing
52:49 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa are all your friends pigz?
53:00 <Von_Smallhausen> i mean chu gotta have some pretty ones
53:11 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen my friends are pretty
53:15 <sandraa> u just have fucked eyes
53:16 <sandraa> lol
53:17 <Von_Smallhausen> to chu
53:19 <Bandicoot> lol
53:28 <Von_Smallhausen> dey look like somebodies nightmare
53:37 <Von_Smallhausen> take another look and wash dem glasses out
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53:51 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen =/ whateva floats ur boat
54:07 <Von_Smallhausen> not dem
54:10 <prophet> sandrea
54:10 <Von_Smallhausen> let me tell chu dat
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54:37 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen my friends are for me not for u and if u dont like them it doesnt matter
54:43 <sandraa> prophet
54:45 <prophet> where are you
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54:52 <sandraa> in a room
54:52 <sandraa> lol
54:55 <prophet> oh
54:56 <prophet> ok
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55:00 <prophet> then
55:18 <Von_Smallhausen> it ok baby i dont associate wit animals
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55:21 <Von_Smallhausen> things
55:28 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen thats okay
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55:34 <Von_Smallhausen> i run from dem
55:35 <prophet> its not ok
55:42 <prophet> demons
55:48 <Warlock> this bdo thing is driving me nuts at the showgrounds, how fucking long does it last for ?
55:48 <prophet> dem
56:04 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen id prob run away from u and your friends so it equals out
56:11 <Bandicoot> it last 3 days i think
56:21 <Von_Smallhausen> lol
56:24 <Von_Smallhausen> chu think so?
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56:35 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen i know so
56:41 <Von_Smallhausen> i doubt dat very much so
56:46 <Von_Smallhausen> infact i know chu wouldn't
56:47 <Warlock> fukn bullshit it lasts 3 days mate, only 1 day, just how many hours i am concerned about
56:58 <pervert> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqPuuget0w8
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57:00 <Von_Smallhausen> i could bet on it baby
57:00 <sandraa> lol Von_Smallhausen yeah alrite =/
57:02 <Warlock> it's only for australia day
57:19 <prophet> buy bye poeples
57:21 <Von_Smallhausen> chu'd be all over me like a serb on a green card
57:28 <prophet> kill your sleves
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57:46 <Warlock> hmm
57:54 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen i dont like guys who talk shit and are full of themselfs
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58:01 <Von_Smallhausen> baby
58:07 <Warlock> just another lame excuse to get drunk
58:08 <Von_Smallhausen> i aint talking shit
58:10 <Von_Smallhausen> i Cuban
58:12 <Von_Smallhausen> okeh?
58:22 <Von_Smallhausen> and chu can't talk serb girl
58:24 <sandraa> lol that doesnt make it any better
58:26 <Warlock> Australia belongs to the aboriginals anyway
58:39 <Von_Smallhausen> dey the biggest ugliest third world mother fuckers i know
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59:17 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen you can say what u like
59:42 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa
59:44 <Von_Smallhausen> thanks
59:47 <sandraa> npz
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01:21 <Serebii> 'stralia day
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02:32 <kibblz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqPuuget0w8
02:35 <kibblz> ROCK OUR SOCKS OFF
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03:25 <Serebii> Apple is going to release some new product this week
03:41 <Serebii> probably a tablet
03:55 <pervert> hi Serebii
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04:35 <Warlock> http://money.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=1003127
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05:11 <Serebii> not official pics - http://digidose.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/macbook_tablet.jpg
05:30 <kibblz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoT6uPn6HBk
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06:24 <Warlock> Serebii, wat kind of cpu does that book have ?
06:48 <Warlock> looks good
06:59 <Warlock> good size
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08:08 <Serebii> Warlock, no idea
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08:58 <Warlock> can you put a keyboard into it ?
09:00 <Warlock> or mouse ?
09:47 <Serebii> Warlock, are you a fucking idiot or what? THERES NOTHING OFFICIAL YET
09:49 <kibblz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIAart8XyEc
09:53 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sandraa sandraa sandraa sandraa sandraa sandraa sandraa sandraa sandraa sandraa sandraa sandraa sandraa sandraa sandraa
09:54 <Serebii> wait until the end of the week to see the specs
09:55 <Warlock> then why advertise it, if you know jack shit about it ?
10:00 <Warlock> you fuckwit
10:23 <sandraa> WiLd_TuRkeY WiLd_TuRkeY WiLd_TuRkeY WiLd_TuRkeY WiLd_TuRkeY WiLd_TuRkeY WiLd_TuRkeY WiLd_TuRkeY WiLd_TuRkeY WiLd_TuRkeY WiLd_TuRkeY
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10:39 <Warlock> sandraa in the sun
10:53 <sandraa> lol yeah burnt as fuck
11:04 <Warlock> awhhh
11:06 <Warlock> you 18 yet ?
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11:09 <sandraa> lol yes
11:14 <sandraa> im like 19 in 2 weeks
11:24 <Warlock> i'll rub some milk on ya
11:36 <sandraa> ok
11:36 <sandraa> lol
11:49 <Warlock> i turn 43 next month
12:10 <sandraa> congrats
12:24 <Warlock> beat the crap out of a shit load of swimmers last week, mostly 19 to 30's :) mwahaha
12:35 <sandraa> lol
13:02 <Warlock> lalala
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13:35 <Bandicoot> Warlock they werent swimming
13:39 <Bandicoot> they were just cooling off
13:43 <WiLd_TuRkeY> whens ur birthday sandraa
13:48 <Warlock> i am at the peak of thine virility, it's insane :) haha
13:49 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mines the 3rd
13:55 <sandraa> feb 8th
14:08 <WiLd_TuRkeY> are u aquaris also
14:15 <WiLd_TuRkeY> typoe
14:16 <sandraa> yes
14:37 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u having a party or anything im not
14:55 <Warlock> i was born in the summer of love 67, woodstock was in 1969
14:57 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i was spose to be due on the 28th but came out on the 3rd
14:59 <Warlock> sandraa
15:30 <Warlock> are you flimsy sandraa ? :)
15:39 <sandraa> WiLd_TuRkeY no party im turning 19 thats nothing to celebrate
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15:49 <sandraa> Warlock wtf is flimsy?
15:56 <sandraa> please be my dictionary Warlock
16:03 <Warlock> dictionary
16:09 <sandraa> there u go
16:10 <sandraa> lol
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16:11 <Warlock> ummm
16:19 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> whats a battle?
16:22 <Warlock> skinny
16:35 <sandraa> lol o hell no Warlock
16:56 <Warlock> cool, short and fat eh ?
17:08 <sandraa> lol pretty much
17:10 <Serebii> Warlock, no one knows anything about future Apple products its mostly speculations but this info leaked
17:16 <Serebii> theres no info on specs yet
17:18 <Warlock> that's sexy, my ex wife was like that
17:24 <Serebii> its basically a big ipod touch
17:29 <sandraa> lol
17:31 <Bandicoot> hi Serebeez
17:35 <sandraa> yeah it is
17:36 <sandraa> :)
17:54 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if i turn 27 on the 3rd sandraa how much older am i
17:56 <Warlock> Serebii, i been using apple since 1979, it's fine dude, i'll get the specs on that from work
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18:08 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> dude, dont make sandraa think
18:14 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> it gives her migraines
18:26 <Serebii> yeah suuure you will
18:28 <Warlock> well it aint ipod OS
18:32 <Warlock> it's apple OS
18:34 <Serebii> like you got some inside friends that know
18:37 <sandraa> WiLd_TuRkeY ur 9 years older
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18:49 <Serebii> no one knows until Apple release it to the public
18:49 <sandraa> holly shit
19:07 <Serebii> so dont talk yourself up like you are somebody
19:14 <Warlock> i got this wicked panasonic tough book
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19:24 <Warlock> my laptop is made of steel
19:37 <Warlock> it's what ambos use
19:49 <Warlock> i got it last month
19:58 <Bandicoot> ambos use alluminum
20:04 <Serebii> Warlock, a steel laptop? wow how awesome
20:10 <Warlock> no they don't
20:12 <Serebii> i bet that will score some points with sandraa here
20:19 <Warlock> not the old ones mate
20:25 <sandraa> lol haha im sure Serebii
20:26 <Warlock> maybe the new ones yeah
20:36 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCx9CraT7oE
20:39 <redsupraturbo> hi any melb lady here???
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20:45 <Warlock> aluminum ? wtf, that would dent easily
21:05 <tr1p1ea> ffs what a croc of SHIT
21:12 <tr1p1ea> won 1800 on the pokies ROFL
21:24 <tr1p1ea> got 4 pizzas and 2 slabs of beam
21:29 <tr1p1ea> and everyone is asleep
21:32 <tr1p1ea> sept me ..
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22:03 <sandraa> redsupraturbo you'd hope so
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23:37 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> tr1p1ea, why 4 pizzas?
23:47 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> take them to sandraa, she loves pizza
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24:14 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i looked at being a pizza driver for pizza hut
24:50 <tr1p1ea> oh for people that went to bed before they arrived
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24:56 <sandraa> :P pizza taste good as
25:02 <tr1p1ea> so i got pizzas, beers, spirits
25:06 <tr1p1ea> and noone to share with
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25:14 <tr1p1ea> friggin BULL
25:18 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i like pizzas from my local shop
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25:33 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i normally get a ussie and a hot spicy one
25:44 <WiLd_TuRkeY> morning Netz
25:46 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> whats an aussie pizza? one with egg on it?
25:47 <Bandicoot> tr1p1ea pokies ey
25:51 <Netz> WiLd_TuRkeY: good evening, stud
25:51 <Bandicoot> no
25:58 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer one with egg bacon ham etc
25:59 <Bandicoot> meatlovers is the aussie pizza
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26:29 <Bandicoot> beef, ham, tomato, onion on a vegemite base
26:43 <WiLd_TuRkeY> vegemite = yuck
26:51 <Bandicoot> vegmite 2.0 = yum
27:22 <Warlock> Serebii, http://203.19.79.55/panasonic/library/images/i007682.psd?cell=520,360&hei=320&wid=520&ts&cvt=png
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27:50 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa u done your back stretches?
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28:35 <Serebii> Warlock, is that the device that helps you count to potato?
28:46 <Warlock> hahaha
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29:09 <Warlock> it aint bad with xp
29:14 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon nah my back is ok atm
29:32 <Warlock> i'd be fucked installing vista on that
29:42 <Warlock> xp 64 is cool
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30:21 <tr1p1ea> worrst bit is, i took him to the pokies to show him how much they suck
30:26 <tr1p1ea> and how they are money drinkers
30:29 <tr1p1ea> then we win 1800
30:30 <tr1p1ea> frig!
30:39 <tr1p1ea> what kind of lesson is that?!
30:44 <Warlock> i like the touchsreen option, and you can use a mouse or keyboard
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30:59 <Warlock> it has a stand that comes with it
31:25 <Warlock> plug it in a monitor as well
31:25 <Serebii> xp? seriously
31:29 <Serebii> like seriously?
31:32 <Serebii> get with the times
31:38 <Warlock> fuck yeah, why not XP/64
31:41 <Warlock> not xp 32
31:45 <tr1p1ea> xp 64 is all good
31:48 <Serebii> no win7 no care
31:51 <tr1p1ea> 32 is fibne as well
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32:00 <tr1p1ea> in 7 is bullshit gimmicks
32:03 <tr1p1ea> win*
32:04 <Warlock> i use xp 64 on a quad core
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32:17 <Warlock> xp 64 can read to 16 gig ram
32:26 <Warlock> and works pci express vid cards well
32:31 <tr1p1ea> not to mention that hardly any software is written tot take advantage of multicore
32:40 <Warlock> 100's of times faster then vista or win7
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33:01 <Warlock> tr1p1ea: xp64 reads all 4 cpus
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33:26 <Warlock> not apps but i spose
33:41 <Warlock> long as the OS works well, i dont give a shit
33:55 <Warlock> i was fed up using server 2008 anyway
34:09 <gs69azza> active directory ftl
34:22 <Warlock> disble it in gpedit you fool
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34:40 <Warlock> don't you know how to use services or gpedit ?
34:50 <gs69azza> err...
34:52 <Warlock> bbl, i need a smoke
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37:02 <Serebii> no bueno
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41:28 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :p
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42:31 <sandraa> :)
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43:14 <Serebii> kitty!
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43:25 <picard> bye
43:48 <sandraa> bye picard
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44:51 <mpfplush> let them fear what you know.
45:03 <tr1p1ea> sigh
45:08 <mpfplush> a malicious smile on their lips.
45:10 <tr1p1ea> organised for tomoz off
45:17 <tr1p1ea> and NONE of my mates have it odd
45:19 <tr1p1ea> off*
45:21 <mpfplush> to keep us all under control.
45:31 <tr1p1ea> so basically im doin jack SHIZ tomorroe
45:34 <tr1p1ea> err w*
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45:46 <tr1p1ea> cant even types :X
46:14 <mpfplush> now it's time to rise, and demand our due.
46:37 <mpfplush> the whores and their illlusions, left us bitter and cold.
47:11 <mpfplush> drench them in their own poison, spit back the scorn of their ways.
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47:38 <mpfplush> Out win their defect morality, and the words they pray.
47:51 <Sgt-Splode> Mmm ... defect morality ...
48:21 <kibblz> bang
48:24 <mpfplush> Consolidate the troops, and expose the lies in their eyes.
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48:50 * Sgt-Splode points an imaginary gun at kibblz and pulls the trigger
48:56 <mpfplush> The ones deprived from the ecstasy that binds the neglect.
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49:16 <mpfplush> Better lead than being led, earn every victory.
49:33 <kibblz> fuck start your head in a minute Sgt-Splode.
49:35 * Crip runs nekked thru melbourne
49:38 <Pieter> im all victory baibee!
49:39 <mpfplush> For you stand superior above the plague and it's masses.
49:46 <Sgt-Splode> hahaha kibblz - the greatest opening line in history
49:59 <mpfplush> The burden of proof rests on your shoulders.
50:08 <PandasDontDrive> want to see my desktop?
51:02 <Serebii> are there streakers in tennis or is that just cricket?
51:22 <miss_francia> nah u cant streak at the tennis
51:33 <miss_francia> or else u get grabbed by the BALL boys
51:34 <miss_francia> lol
51:46 <Sgt-Splode> lol
52:01 <mpfplush> Marky fails all the time.
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52:04 <Serebii> miss_francia, that was pretty funny :)
52:09 <miss_francia> thx
52:18 <miss_francia> its visual thats why
52:19 <miss_francia> lol
52:30 <mpfplush> Not funny.
52:32 <tr1p1ea> GTOWN sucks HOLES man
52:37 <tr1p1ea> if i was in MLEB
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52:47 <tr1p1ea> 1800 would get a serious paryy going
52:51 <tr1p1ea> party* even
53:21 <Sgt-Splode> I'll see what I can do with the $30 I'm playing with at Joker Stars
53:29 <Sgt-Splode> Maybe I can raise $1,800 so we can have a party
53:32 <tr1p1ea> go!
53:33 <mpfplush> You make too many typos, mate, got fat fingers, or just a spaz?
53:39 <mpfplush> what's your excuse?
53:47 <tr1p1ea> me?
53:53 <mpfplush> Yeah.
53:54 <tr1p1ea> seriously im pissed
53:57 <tr1p1ea> decently too
54:09 <mpfplush> so am I, I don't make those mistakes.
54:16 <tr1p1ea> dont usually drink beam
54:30 <tr1p1ea> but on my 9th can since i was already gone from Vics
54:30 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@124.148.8BEB30.9EBC86
54:50 <mpfplush> still no excuse. at all.
54:51 <tr1p1ea> was on Big Red 2, every tree worth 300 clams
55:00 <tr1p1ea> got 6 of them
55:17 <tr1p1ea> but like i said, was not meant to win
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55:34 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vh Ice_Flare Ice_Flare
56:00 <mpfplush> speaking eloquently is intrinsic, it's bred into you.
56:19 <mpfplush> it doesn't take concentration, or effort... or a sober mind.
56:54 <mpfplush> Anyway, I need sleep.
56:58 <mpfplush> :)
57:00 <tr1p1ea> knight
57:02 <mpfplush> Goodnight.
57:08 Part: mpfplush ([email protected]) from #melbourne
57:14 <Sgt-Splode> ... or does sleep
57:15 * Sgt-Splode puts on his sunglasses
57:15 <Sgt-Splode> ... need you?
57:24 Quit: disstopic ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
57:25 <tr1p1ea> only in soviet russias
57:32 Quit: WiLd_TuRkeY ([email protected]) Quit:
57:38 <tr1p1ea> splode
57:43 <Sgt-Splode> Oh harro tr1p1ea
57:49 <tr1p1ea> aaahhh harrrro
58:32 <Sgt-Splode> I have serious "gamer's elbow" from playing too-much Counterstrike and poker, lately. Sadly, it isn't from masturbating.
58:37 Quit: SPQR ([email protected]) Quit:
58:47 <tr1p1ea> as long as you tell everyone that it is from
58:50 <tr1p1ea> then myou will be ok
58:56 <defunct> hey Sgt-Splode, add me as a friend to Steam
58:58 <Sgt-Splode> Well yeah, there's always that
58:59 <tr1p1ea> can i DCC you a beam can?
59:12 Quit: chelle ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
59:15 * tr1p1ea sends Sgt-Splode a beam can
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