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00:03 <gs69azza> the old school joker or new one?
00:26 <gs69azza> as much as I hate death deadger
00:36 <gs69azza> he played a good joker
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00:52 <PandasDontDrive> http://images.google.com.au/images?sourceid=navclient&rlz=1T4TSHN_en___AU341&q=joker+figure&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=3DhgS7OmNMugkQXG3JDjCw&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CBMQsAQwAA
01:07 <PandasDontDrive> yeah good joker, wasnt a big ledger fan
01:08 <gs69azza> thats epic
01:13 <IthinkNot> http://cgi.ebay.com/NECA-Cult-Classics-PATRICK-BATEMAN-American-Psycho-BALE_W0QQitemZ360228692426QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item53df4da1ca
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01:27 <IthinkNot> can you tell im bored :/
01:34 <Scramble> FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
01:36 <Jeffy> i can
01:37 <Jeffy> you could talkt o me
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02:07 Mode: (by Daniel) -R
02:12 <PandasDontDrive> lol robber joker looks awesome!
02:12 <IthinkNot> http://cgi.ebay.com/NECA-CULT-CLASSICS-AMERICAN-PSYCHO-BATEMAN-Batman-Bale_W0QQitemZ390144403220QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item5ad66b2714
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02:19 <IthinkNot> that one ships worldwide
02:22 <gs69azza> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/The-Dark-Knight-The-Joker-Deluxe-Collector-Figure_W0QQitemZ270360397257QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Action_Figures?hash=item3ef2bc45c9
02:22 <PandasDontDrive> you can put on and take off the mask haha
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02:56 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/%5CAUTOIMAGES%5CDCMMS72lg.jpg
03:00 Quit: spilly ([email protected]) Quit: <NO CARRIER> Cya
03:14 <bluetrain> SPILLY
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03:17 Mode: (by Daniel) +R
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03:20 <bluetrain> sigh say it isn't so
03:23 <bluetrain> death
04:05 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
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04:26 <kibblz> sort your shit out Longie.
04:27 <kibblz> :P
04:30 <alch3my> who has kodaks #?
04:33 <alch3my> I want to cybar
04:33 <kibblz> ya killin me
04:35 <PandasDontDrive> i want that one you posted gs69azza
04:42 <PandasDontDrive> and the one i posted lol
04:44 <alch3my> i mean phonesex
04:48 <PandasDontDrive> IM GREEDY
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05:48 <gs69azza> pollocks number is in the topic of some channel
06:01 <gs69azza> definitely got me looking for framed posters now
06:02 <gs69azza> :(
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06:35 <gs69azza> FakeID aka kodak aka David Pollock'd on: 0415631343 or (08)95275021)
06:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@parrey.info
06:36 Kick: gs69azza was kicked by ChanOP ((Daniel) Personal information is a no-no)
06:53 <ThatsNotHowYouMakePorridge> lol
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07:45 <PandasDontDrive> lol
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08:04 <bLaCk_XS> quiet tonight.
08:25 <PandasDontDrive> you know what is cool
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08:38 <bLaCk_XS> ?
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09:19 Kick: gs69azza was kicked by IthinkNot (IthinkNot)
09:37 <Scramble> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQgIk3fV8zI
09:41 <Scramble> ^ the bug
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10:07 <Longie> ?
10:12 <kibblz> god damn longie
10:17 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.kolbyjukes.com/images/INTERNAL_PORTFOLIO/professional/joker_deluxe_5.jpg
10:17 <kibblz> you get an award for the most notices
10:23 <Longie> haha
10:29 <PandasDontDrive> longie can you unban gs69azza
10:31 <PandasDontDrive> plz
10:33 Mode: (by Longie) -bbbb *!*@127.0.0.1 Achmed_the_terrorist!*@* *!*@2f98f4cc.connect.net.au *!*@66.254.*
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10:36 <PandasDontDrive> lol
10:38 <gs69azza> lol
10:41 <gs69azza> damn kids
10:41 <PandasDontDrive> wb!
10:44 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.kolbyjukes.com/images/INTERNAL_PORTFOLIO/professional/joker_deluxe_5.jpg
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10:47 <Longie> chanop should have banned him again though
10:50 <Longie> in any case
10:53 <Longie> dont do it again
11:09 <Longie> oh you changed hosts
11:11 <PandasDontDrive> lol
11:21 <Longie> aaron you know oyure banned right, im gonna have to ban you again if yot udont part :P
11:22 <gs69azza> how awesome is that
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11:40 <gs69azza> :O
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11:58 <PandasDontDrive> now i forgot how to change the font on irc again
12:27 <TheWJM> /help font
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12:55 <PandasDontDrive> ty!
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14:34 <PandasDontDrive> whoa NUTS
14:36 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
14:58 <PandasDontDrive> it only changed this window
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> pfff
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17:06 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> sdaasfd//l
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18:35 <PandasDontDrive> :)
18:37 <PandasDontDrive> :P
18:37 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
18:41 <PandasDontDrive> this is lolarious
18:59 <PandasDontDrive> wooooooooo font font font
19:39 <PandasDontDrive> :P
20:07 <kibblz> Longie
20:12 <kibblz> what kinda BIG changes we talking about here?
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20:44 <amsy> i see no changes
20:49 <neil> herpes
21:01 <amsy> i hope things get better for you neil
21:09 <neil> I don't, I like the cream
21:13 <neil> it's so soothing
21:16 <PandasDontDrive> HAHA sick as
21:21 <PandasDontDrive> i have a wicked irc backgrounf
21:23 <neil> it's kind of like how you need evil to see good
21:40 <amsy> my irc background is my desktop background
22:17 <neil> you use a translucent window?
22:22 <amsy> i do indeed
22:31 <neil> ubuntu or something?
22:34 <amsy> yup
22:48 <PandasDontDrive> wtf is ubuntu
22:50 <neil> nice, I have no idea what linux is
22:52 <neil> lol
22:55 <amsy> lol me neither
23:07 <amsy> asked my boyfriend to set up my laptop with something other than windows
23:13 <^pHANTOM^> lol
23:14 <amsy> so ubuntu it was
23:18 <Netz> nite sinners
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23:25 <amsy> all i do is click on icons and everything works for me
23:30 <amsy> :P
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23:46 <amsy> i actually installed my music player on my own though
23:47 <amsy> hahaha
23:47 <PandasDontDrive> what
23:48 <amsy> smrt.
23:49 <PandasDontDrive> is
23:50 <PandasDontDrive> UBUNTU
23:54 <neil> yeah I asked my boyfriend to set my computer up with linux then she slapped me and said that I was supposed to be the geek and then I realised she wasn't my boyfriend
24:11 <amsy> PandasDontDrive: linux
24:19 <PandasDontDrive> i cant see what youre typing
24:20 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
24:22 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
24:34 <PandasDontDrive> IM CHANGING MY BACKGROUND
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24:51 <PandasDontDrive> oh yeah im blind not deaf
24:59 <amsy> hahahaha
25:03 <bluetrain> <PandasDontDrive> IM CHANGING MY underware
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25:55 <amsy> ps PandasDontDrive if ever im not sure what something is i usually turn to google :P
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
26:07 <PandasDontDrive> i dont
26:09 <amsy> its just a linux distro
26:13 <PandasDontDrive> i ask query you
26:16 <amsy> for dummies id say
26:23 <amsy> because its easy as hell to use
26:23 <amsy> lol
26:35 <PandasDontDrive> my new font is lucinda something
26:50 <IthinkNot> gotta love google and all the online forums
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27:13 <IthinkNot> has helped me with heaps of geeky stuff
27:13 <amsy> :D
27:15 <amsy> np: LCD - Zorba's Dance
27:28 <amsy> boop boop boop
27:40 <IthinkNot> PandasDontDrive that font better not make me look fat
28:15 <amsy> oh guess what
28:22 <IthinkNot> what
28:23 <amsy> i got a letter from the school im gonna be learning norwegian at
28:37 <IthinkNot> O_o
28:39 <amsy> now its a course for people with little or no norwegian
28:44 <amsy> the letter was in norwegian.
28:46 <amsy> gg guys
28:54 <PandasDontDrive> makes you look thinner
28:55 <PandasDontDrive> lol
29:04 <PandasDontDrive> its fucking with my eyes
29:04 <IthinkNot> just as well PandasDontDrive
31:51 <kokothemonkey> NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!!!
31:54 * kokothemonkey dances
32:10 <PandasDontDrive> had to change it back
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36:33 <Elite_zero> Not sleeping?
36:38 <Elite_zero> have you taken shower?
36:53 <Elite_zero> I'm eating dim sims again
36:59 <kibblz> i love dim sims.
37:00 <Elite_zero> then go ahead to sleep land.
37:04 <kibblz> with soy sauce
37:08 <PandasDontDrive> i should have a shower soon
37:08 <kibblz> do you fry them
37:09 <PandasDontDrive> lols
37:13 <Elite_zero> No microwave
37:19 <kibblz> ?
37:21 <Elite_zero> its been cooked from the frozen package
37:22 <kibblz> gross
37:25 <kibblz> oh
37:26 <kibblz> lol
37:28 <Elite_zero> it says microwave for 3 mins or so.
37:29 <kibblz> was gonna say
37:30 <Elite_zero> or BOIL them
37:32 <Elite_zero> or fry
37:32 <kibblz> the soft shit
37:36 <kibblz> soft dim sims bleh
37:38 <Elite_zero> I dont like the fried version
37:40 <kibblz> i gotta buy some
37:43 <Elite_zero> I like the white color ones
37:45 <Elite_zero> i.e. boiled
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42:08 <GhOuLiEs> thats much better :)
43:36 <PandasDontDrive> haha
43:39 <Elite_zero> u like BBQ pork buns, too?
43:43 <PandasDontDrive> i love the notepad gadget
43:57 <PandasDontDrive> i wrote in it 'Kill Paul Owen with axe to his FUCKING face!!!'
44:08 <Elite_zero> I had a plate of BBQ pork buns (3 buns) and a plate of Shrimp Dumplings (3 pieces)
44:14 <Elite_zero> 3.50 each
44:17 <Elite_zero> 7 bucks both
44:19 <Elite_zero> Yum Cha
44:20 <Elite_zero> :)
44:27 <Elite_zero> With a cup of hot tea
44:41 <PandasDontDrive> maybe i should put 'Laugh at hooker in her death throes'
45:42 <Elite_zero> Pandas what nationality are you?
45:45 <Elite_zero> Malaysian?
45:49 <PandasDontDrive> welsh australian.
45:54 <PandasDontDrive> why
45:57 <Elite_zero> really? dont lie.
46:01 <Elite_zero> we cant see you
46:09 <PandasDontDrive> fuck off
46:13 <PandasDontDrive> i am what i am
46:15 <PandasDontDrive> and proud
46:17 <Elite_zero> whatever
46:32 <PandasDontDrive> welsh australian <3
46:37 <Elite_zero> I said whatever
46:40 <Elite_zero> we cant see u
46:45 <Elite_zero> although very unlikely.
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46:58 <PandasDontDrive> very unlikely what?
47:06 <PandasDontDrive> want me to tiny pic myself?
47:07 <PandasDontDrive> jeez
47:08 <Elite_zero> veru unlikely that you are welsh aust
47:12 <Elite_zero> webcam
47:15 <Elite_zero> live webcam will do
47:17 <Elite_zero> pics mean nothing
47:24 <Elite_zero> I can put up fake pics whenever I want,
47:24 <PandasDontDrive> i have webcam pics from msn
47:25 <Elite_zero> .
47:29 <PandasDontDrive> mate
47:31 <Elite_zero> I want webcam LIVE show
47:33 <PandasDontDrive> i have dual fucking citizenship
47:37 <PandasDontDrive> and a european passport
47:41 <Elite_zero> Malaysian and Australian?
47:43 <PandasDontDrive> i can live and work anywhere in europe
47:54 <bluetrain> oh my goodness.. what is this immigration?
47:56 <PandasDontDrive> suck my white dick babu.
48:04 <Elite_zero> what does babu mean?
48:04 <Elite_zero> lol
48:14 <PandasDontDrive> um
48:15 <PandasDontDrive> well
48:18 <PandasDontDrive> :)
48:20 <alch3my> um
48:20 <alch3my> well
48:22 <alch3my> let me find out
48:28 <PandasDontDrive> no
48:31 <PandasDontDrive> i like saying it
48:36 <alch3my> .g define:babu
48:36 <PandasDontDrive> i dont want people ruining it
48:36 Quit: Miss`Tootz ([email protected]) Quit:
48:37 <midori> used as a Hindi courtesy title; equivalent to English `Mr' @ http://wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=babu&ei=MkRgS7WdM8ygkQXIk9D9Cw&sa=X&oi=define&ct=&cd=1&ved=0CBMQpAMoAA ( http://www.google.com/search?hl=all&q=define:babu )
48:43 <Elite_zero> babu in his native language
48:53 <Elite_zero> He just said it
48:53 <PandasDontDrive> haha define
48:56 <bluetrain> what does it matter
49:08 <PandasDontDrive> because of how i use it
49:12 <PandasDontDrive> nuff said
49:26 <alch3my> means mr
49:38 <PandasDontDrive> :)
49:40 <PandasDontDrive> sure
49:41 <Elite_zero> He knew how to say it in HINDHI
49:43 <Elite_zero> he must be...
49:50 <bluetrain> I really don't get the point... I knew how to say it in hindhi too
49:51 <Elite_zero> although he sounds she
49:53 <Elite_zero> but must be male
49:59 <PandasDontDrive> lol
50:01 <PandasDontDrive> ok ok
50:02 <bluetrain> I'm born in the USA of very white parents
50:05 <PandasDontDrive> i call indians babu
50:07 <bluetrain> I just work with people from India
50:15 <PandasDontDrive> usually mutter it under my breath
50:19 <Elite_zero> pandas cos they are blacks
50:26 <bluetrain> Pandas are white and black
50:27 <PandasDontDrive> i use it to be racist
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50:42 <Elite_zero> pandas said OK OK twice
50:43 <bluetrain> without going against the rules?
50:46 <PandasDontDrive> in a kinda dark comedic way
50:47 <Elite_zero> Welsh dont say that way
50:56 <Elite_zero> pandas is really lost and confused of his identity
50:57 <PandasDontDrive> whatever Elite_zero
50:58 <bluetrain> Elite... give it a break
51:03 <bluetrain> what does it matter...
51:13 <Elite_zero> crisis identity
51:20 <PandasDontDrive> yea bluetrain without going against the rules lol
51:23 <Elite_zero> in fact there is a movie called Crisis Identity
51:31 <bluetrain> there is a woman who is in the cubicle next to me that loves pandas
51:40 <bluetrain> and one three cubicles down
51:45 <bluetrain> she's an oconner
51:52 <bluetrain> and she'd probably nick panda too
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52:31 <bluetrain> If you have a problem of him claiming to be something he is not... don't demand people tell you what they are
52:39 <Elite_zero> Pandas is your ear wax dry or wet?
52:40 <bluetrain> simple as that... just let people be
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52:49 <pigs_might_flu> MMMMMMMMMMMMMM
52:55 <PandasDontDrive> the book of eli looks so shit
53:04 <PandasDontDrive> but at least the plot is better than that of Avatar
53:11 <PandasDontDrive> Man carries the last bible on earth.
53:20 <Elite_zero> Pandas u there?
53:23 <Elite_zero> is it wet or dry
53:26 <Elite_zero> your ear wax
53:37 <bluetrain> Okay JUST realised why I should have never come back to irc
53:46 <bluetrain> BYe Elite hope you're satisfied
53:53 <bluetrain> one unhappy customer
53:54 <Elite_zero> whatever
53:54 <pigs_might_flu> who are you baby?
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54:22 <Elite_zero> People on webcam shows say BABY with BB
54:27 <Elite_zero> BB stands for BABY
54:31 <Elite_zero> Hi BB! lol
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54:52 <hash> big balls
55:09 <Elite_zero> I saw those guys prostitutes on cam called me BB
55:19 <Elite_zero> so I would spend credits to see thems tripping, etc
55:23 <Elite_zero> do what I told them to do
55:32 Nick: pigs_might_flu is now known as horus
55:35 <hash> you watch guy prostitutes on cam?
55:36 <Elite_zero> They would say anything to make me buy the minutes shows!
55:37 <Elite_zero> lol
55:57 <Elite_zero> I'm a guy and I tell guys what to do to make me feel powerful
56:07 <Elite_zero> and I sex them in the ass so I can be powerful!
56:10 <Elite_zero> lol.
56:11 <hash> you are a little, little man
56:21 <Elite_zero> u havent seen me yet
56:59 <Elite_zero> I'm 180 cm tall and I am little?
57:01 <Elite_zero> dont think so
57:06 <PandasDontDrive> neither has your dick
57:09 <PandasDontDrive> made contact with your eyes
57:14 <Simone> lmao
57:14 <PandasDontDrive> you fat fuck
57:24 <Simone> PandasDontDrive tsk tsk
57:31 * Longie wobbles
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57:49 <Elite_zero> ok babu
57:51 * IthinkNot steadys Longie on his feet
57:55 <Elite_zero> pandas I call u babu now
58:52 <Jeffy> lol
59:53 <procontinuation> Hmmmmmm.
00:46 <Elite_zero> BABU!
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01:58 <IthinkNot> :/ i have the hiccups
02:11 * kibblz throws spider at you
02:16 <kibblz> that'll fix it
02:25 <IthinkNot> :o
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07:17 <IthinkNot> night all
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11:15 <macosx> royyyyyyyyyyyy
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21:07 <procontinuation> Egh.
21:10 <procontinuation> Kill me.
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27:29 <pigs_might_flu> OH HI PAUL_BANKS
27:36 <pigs_might_flu> paul
27:39 <pigs_might_flu> did you know
27:47 <pigs_might_flu> that mywinter is in love with me
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30:11 <Student> Greetings Every One :)))
30:16 <Student> umm
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42:01 <procontinuation> Hmmmmmmm.
42:02 <procontinuation> Mad.
43:32 <kibblz> gotta love baked beans
43:59 <procontinuation> The musical fruit?
44:03 * Depths`Of`The`Gutter slaps kibblz around a bit with a large trout
44:13 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> got the munchies hard
44:28 <kibblz> hmm?
44:50 <amsy> baked beans are yuck
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45:26 <kibblz> i lov it
45:47 <pigs_might_flu> .
46:02 <pigs_might_flu> amsy is the only chick worth respecting on irc
46:16 <pigs_might_flu> all the others are sluts
46:18 <kibblz> you starting to sound like fred bear
46:22 <pigs_might_flu> especially krystal
46:53 <pigs_might_flu> christina is showing all of us her box
46:55 <pigs_might_flu> what a slut
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51:11 <slower> pigs_might_flu you know all these women personaly?
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51:29 <pigs_might_flu> absolutely
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51:40 <slower> lol ok then
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52:39 <Christina> slower
52:43 <Christina> he fucking wishes.
52:54 <PandasDontDrive> SLOWER
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> he fucking WISHIZ
53:03 <PandasDontDrive> lick me out bitches
53:06 <Christina> LOL!
53:11 <PandasDontDrive> lols
53:15 <Christina> :\
53:17 <slower> lol
53:23 <demon`> swif yo big black clitoris PandasDontDrive
53:42 <PandasDontDrive> lol
54:08 * pigs_might_flu puts peepee into christinas giny
54:32 <Christina> warmth.
54:34 <Christina> hawt.
54:44 <PandasDontDrive> haha
55:07 <slower> another one of those who paints everybody with the same brush
55:12 <pigs_might_flu> do you have a shaved muffin, christina?
55:18 <Christina> Ew,shaved.
55:29 <Christina> Prickly cunny
55:30 <Christina> hawt.
55:36 <pigs_might_flu> landing strip?
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55:52 <Christina> nada
56:00 <pigs_might_flu> lets see
56:04 <Christina> gtfo
56:07 <pigs_might_flu> y not
56:47 <karupt> crack ya
56:55 <Christina> sif.
57:05 <pigs_might_flu> cmon
57:10 <pigs_might_flu> bikini shots atlease
57:38 <slower> who sounds desperate?
57:45 <pigs_might_flu> you do
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57:55 <slower> right
58:01 <pigs_might_flu> see
58:05 <pigs_might_flu> you agree with me
58:11 <slower> and slezy?
58:15 <pigs_might_flu> admitting your own gilt
58:19 <pigs_might_flu> with a u
58:28 <demon`> glit?
58:33 <pigs_might_flu> ......
58:43 <pigs_might_flu> nomed
58:51 <demon`> ulf
58:51 <pigs_might_flu> nom nom nomed
59:01 <demon`> nemo
59:07 <demon`> Cpt.
59:15 <pigs_might_flu> omen/
59:21 <pigs_might_flu> that's a cool flick
59:24 <demon`> peon
59:32 <pigs_might_flu> noep
59:36 <pigs_might_flu> why not
59:42 <pigs_might_flu> you only like full lengths
59:49 <Christina> .....
00:05 <demon`> uowap
00:10 * pigs_might_flu give christina a 12"
00:37 <Christina> wheels?
00:40 <Christina> Thans.
00:41 <Christina> +k
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02:52 <pigs_might_flu> that's why you're called "slower"
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03:07 <pigs_might_flu> nice nick
03:24 <pigs_might_flu> " I AM DUMB "
03:28 <slower> yes, nearly as dumb as your nick
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05:03 <Christina> LOL.
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09:35 <neil> so, I bet people work today
09:43 <neil> with their jobs and stuff
09:58 <neil> like employees
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10:40 <procontinuation> Employees?
10:53 <neil> yes, people who work for employers
11:32 <neil> whether your employers be your customers or people who sit at the top with more money and responsibility than you
11:49 <procontinuation> Employers? Didn't they all die out in the latest financial crisis?
11:58 <neil> what's that?
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12:18 <procontinuation> Bragard.
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13:25 <neil> a psychological disorder or something?
13:49 <neil> if I was going to name a psychological disorder, I would call it a "financial crisis" :)
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14:58 <neil> but i'm stupid as fuck and will never be a doctor
15:09 <neil> so let us stop reflecting on that moment
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17:29 <slower> neil you are halfway there, at least you can spell
19:43 <neil> can doctors actually spell?
19:53 <neil> i can't tell, they scribble too much
20:22 <slower> lol trying to read their writing is a pain
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29:00 <Mr-John> hi Meowww
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35:49 <bee_hornet> magazines nite
35:52 Nick: Meowww is now known as Christina
35:55 <bee_hornet> e-mags
37:22 <Pieter> walkin around with cum in your bum cum in your bum cum in your bum
37:29 <Pieter> bbl, fucking had to pee
37:49 <neil> your usage of tense confuses me
38:00 <neil> ohh
38:03 <neil> you wet your pants
38:21 <neil> or your seat took the impact
38:44 <bee_hornet> sanitize your hands on the way back in
39:21 <bee_hornet> male females sprem in not a good mix
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40:58 <alch3my> 02:10:24 up 46 days, 17:56, 3 users, load average: 28.65, 35.24, 25.17
43:24 <Dam0> wow?
43:28 <Dam0> not realy
43:35 <Dam0> them load averages suck
44:16 <ThatsNotHowYouMakePorridge> cunt
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44:20 <bee_hornet> just dont let the octuplets knock on me door
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44:47 <bee_hornet> my babe yes that's your babe, my babe...
47:01 <bee_hornet> today i had a metting with my kitty's father he looks very innocent
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58:06 <sandraa> yellow
58:55 <sandraa> or no
58:57 <PandasDontDrive> caramello
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> koooaalllaa
59:01 <PandasDontDrive> <32
59:04 <sandraa> :P
59:12 <sandraa> its cold
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59:23 <sandraa> i hope 2day isnt hot
59:37 <clubsamwich> why?
59:48 <sandraa> becoz
59:55 <PandasDontDrive> i hate it really hot
59:59 <sandraa> same
59:59 <clubsamwich> humans are easier to deal with in the heat
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana tan more tho
00:07 <PandasDontDrive> but i also wana sit outside and read
00:12 <PandasDontDrive> n not melt onto the chair!
00:13 <Christina> ...
00:31 <clubsamwich> i like it when it's super hot, because everyone is of the same mood
00:41 <PandasDontDrive> clubsamwich
00:43 <clubsamwich> so for once, we all understand each other
00:48 <PandasDontDrive> downloaded most of that alb
00:49 <PandasDontDrive> i think
00:54 <sandraa> lol nah its just gay when its hot
00:57 <clubsamwich> PandasDontDrive, sweet dude
01:10 <clubsamwich> sandraa, go do some yoga
01:15 <sandraa> no
01:17 <sandraa> :P
01:17 <clubsamwich> the men are talking
01:30 <sandraa> lol
01:31 <PandasDontDrive> haha
01:31 <sandraa> pshh
01:32 <sandraa> :P
01:36 <sandraa> nah im go bed
01:40 <sandraa> lol
01:42 <sandraa> :)
01:44 <PandasDontDrive> oh pish posh
01:52 <PandasDontDrive> no im goin bed
01:53 <clubsamwich> haha pish posh
01:55 <PandasDontDrive> you stay
01:57 <PandasDontDrive> fat cow
01:59 <PandasDontDrive> lol
02:01 <clubsamwich> i'm goin irc
02:05 <PandasDontDrive> PISH POSH!
02:09 <PandasDontDrive> i cbf sleeping
02:14 <sandraa> lol
02:17 <sandraa> im going bed
02:18 <PandasDontDrive> woke up at 1pm
02:19 <Christina> how cant you be fucked sleeping?!
02:23 <Christina> is it hard to close your eyelids
02:24 <PandasDontDrive> well got up then
02:24 <Christina> ?
02:30 <sandraa> lol
02:31 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
02:32 <sandraa> haha
02:34 <Christina> :|
02:36 <PandasDontDrive> how cant you be fucked fucking
02:40 <sandraa> Christina it is for PandasDontDrive
02:41 <Christina> I never understand that
02:41 <clubsamwich> you can be tired of sleeping on an international flight
02:42 <PandasDontDrive> is it that hard to spread ur ass
02:44 <sandraa> his scared of the dark
02:46 <sandraa> :P
02:48 <PandasDontDrive> im not tired
02:50 <Christina> LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
02:51 <sandraa> thats y he wont sleep
02:53 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
02:56 <Christina> everytime i see his nick
02:56 <PandasDontDrive> i love the dark
02:59 <Christina> i lol
03:02 <Christina> so hard
03:03 <Christina> so right now
03:05 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
03:08 <Christina> its infinite laughter
03:10 <clubsamwich> i'm a day person
03:12 <PandasDontDrive> what about this one
03:13 <Christina> im like KHE RHEKHREKRKHEDHE.
03:18 Nick: PandasDontDrive is now known as GuineaBacon
03:21 <Christina> ...
03:25 <GuineaBacon> im a night person
03:25 <Christina> that just makes me hungry.
03:33 <clubsamwich> i'm a bacon person
03:33 <GuineaBacon> you can nom me
03:37 <GuineaBacon> here have a rump
03:39 Nick: Christina is now known as PandaGuy_Stole_My_Anal_Beads
03:41 <PandaGuy_Stole_My_Anal_Beads> rofl.
03:41 * GuineaBacon bends
03:44 <GuineaBacon> jump in
03:46 <GuineaBacon> LOL
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03:49 <clubsamwich> have a rasher of GuineaBacon
03:52 <PandaGuy_Stole_My_Anal_Beads> LOLLLLLLLLLLL
04:04 <sandraa> good night
04:06 <sandraa> :)
04:13 <PandaGuy_Stole_My_Anal_Beads> I'm surprised I didn't get kicked from sydney
04:14 <clubsamwich> night sandraa D
04:15 <PandaGuy_Stole_My_Anal_Beads> Heaps nazi.
04:19 <sandraa> night clubsamwich :)
04:27 <PandaGuy_Stole_My_Anal_Beads> night sandy d.
04:32 <sandraa> nite PandaGuy_Stole_My_Anal_Beads
04:32 <GuineaBacon> hahaha
04:35 <GuineaBacon> nite sandra
04:40 <PandaGuy_Stole_My_Anal_Beads> rofl
04:41 Nick: GuineaBacon is now known as sandraaa
04:48 <PandaGuy_Stole_My_Anal_Beads> LOL.
04:49 <sandraa> lol
04:50 <sandraaa> LOL
04:51 <sandraa> blow me
04:53 <clubsamwich> haha
04:53 <sandraa> bitch
04:55 <sandraaa> i back!
04:57 <sandraaa> so soon
05:00 <sandraa> lol
05:00 <PandaGuy_Stole_My_Anal_Beads> ROFL
05:01 <sandraaa> BAH LOW ME!
05:02 <clubsamwich> 3 a's are better than 2
05:04 <sandraa> i back? i aint asian
05:04 <sandraaa> bitch!
05:05 <bee_hornet> snagaa
05:09 <sandraa> lol
05:10 <PandaGuy_Stole_My_Anal_Beads> -_/
05:14 <sandraaa> i go bed
05:18 <sandraaa> im go bed
05:19 <PandaGuy_Stole_My_Anal_Beads> ROFL
05:24 <sandraaa> im go give head
05:28 * sandraaa unzips
05:31 <sandraaa> carn
05:42 <sandraa> lol
05:42 <sandraa> fuckhead
05:43 <sandraa> lol
05:43 * sandraaa slaps sandraa on the bum
05:44 <BlackDevil> hmmm girl on girl?
05:48 <sandraaa> lol
05:51 <PandaGuy_Stole_My_Anal_Beads> ...
05:52 <PandaGuy_Stole_My_Anal_Beads> LOL
06:00 * sandraaa broke a nail on her firm ass
06:03 <sandraa> BlackDevil sandraaa with 3 a's is a man
06:06 <sandraaa> i like them firm and fruity
06:07 <sandraa> with no dick
06:08 <sandraa> lol
06:08 <sandraaa> WOOF!
06:09 <sandraa> hahaha
06:13 <bee_hornet> bullshit, i want my money back your drinks are ripper
06:21 <clubsamwich> sandraaa has balls
06:28 Nick: sandraaa is now known as PandasDontDrive
06:28 <sandraa> lol yes
06:29 <clubsamwich> sandraa doesn't have balls
06:31 <PandasDontDrive> yea
06:35 <PandasDontDrive> dirty tranny sandraa
06:36 <sandraa> :P
06:37 <sandraa> lol
06:39 <bee_hornet> 28 bucks a slab, not 10 bucks a stubby
06:41 <sandraa> u r PandasDontDrive
06:42 <PandasDontDrive> lol
06:48 <PandaGuy_Stole_My_Anal_Beads> trannys are hot
06:50 <PandasDontDrive> im buying a bottle of J&B today
06:54 * sandraa vomits
06:55 <sandraa> lol
06:58 <sandraa> goodnite now xx
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07:01 <PandasDontDrive> as long as my new atm card is delivered in the mail
07:10 <PandaGuy_Stole_My_Anal_Beads> DID YOU GETS SKIMMED TOO.
07:11 <PandasDontDrive> LEAVING MAKES ME STRONGER!
07:14 <PandasDontDrive> fucking quitter.
07:15 * bee_hornet forgets to unzip after the dunny
07:22 <PandasDontDrive> lol
07:39 <PandasDontDrive> you went to the toilet in your pants and forgot to hang your willy out to dry?
07:39 <bee_hornet> can i have one more drink darl?
07:44 Nick: PandaGuy_Stole_My_Anal_Beads is now known as Christina
07:50 <PandasDontDrive> sure huns
07:59 * PandasDontDrive laps at Christinas vagina
08:02 <bee_hornet> not you....is this peels
08:15 <Christina> .
08:17 * PandasDontDrive fingers bee_hornets brain
08:33 * bee_hornet go dances with boys
08:35 <PandasDontDrive> it's bee_hornet, bee_hornet and the brain brain brain brain BRAIN, narf!
08:42 <Christina> LOL
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09:05 <PandasDontDrive> ghost ship is on friday!
09:11 <PandasDontDrive> i actually like that movie lolz
09:32 <PandasDontDrive> they never show Virus on tv pfff
09:35 <bee_hornet> as long as i get somebody
10:33 <bee_hornet> despite all the racial, religional, and ethnical matters
10:33 <PandasDontDrive> im gonna roll a cig from my bumpers
11:26 <Christina> goodnights <3
11:30 <PandasDontDrive> this amsterdam show is aigt
12:37 <PandasDontDrive> no
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12:46 <PandasDontDrive> NO
12:53 <PandasDontDrive> DUS NOT
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21:50 <PandasDontDrive> quitters.
21:55 <PandasDontDrive> fucking bitches.
22:00 <amsy> settle yourself
22:33 <PandasDontDrive> u
22:39 <amsy> im settled
22:50 <amsy> we're going on a botle refund run after we watch new scrubs
22:54 <amsy> bottle*
23:12 <amsy> probably get 70 bucks for our trouble
23:33 <clubsamwich> mixy has always been a quitter
23:50 <clubsamwich> don't know about the other two losers
26:12 <amsy> i cant wait for summer
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29:38 <clubsamwich> where are you?
29:45 <amsy> norway
30:00 <clubsamwich> oh i see
30:10 <bee_hornet> Norway is rocking on hell
30:26 <clubsamwich> is that good?
30:39 <bee_hornet> i hav google Earth
31:12 <clubsamwich> i have Earth
31:12 <Scramble> Will they be showing the apple conference online?
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49:12 <hash> ^
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53:42 <bee_hornet> it was worst than chopping wrist
54:09 <bee_hornet> be loyal to your fellow friends
54:44 <bee_hornet> you just speards the slat over the exist wound anyway
55:21 <bee_hornet> I had feelings for Christ shake
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00:53 <PandasDontDrive> night all stay frosty
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08:32 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Guy# 1: dude, i fucked this one chick in the ass, she forgot to wipe.
08:32 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Guy# 2: o man, you got owned, you and your stinky winky
09:17 <clubsamwich> you can't really worry about that when you're sticking your dick up her ass
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14:42 <procontinuation> Hmmmmmmmm.
15:09 <procontinuation> Egh.
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25:37 <poofta> wheres the nickop or chanop?
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34:53 <poofta> wheres the nickop or chanop?
34:58 <poofta> cunts
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45:18 <pervert> what happened
47:54 <Scramble> nice daniel is gone
47:56 <Scramble> what a poof
48:33 <pervert> i take it
48:40 <pervert> it's been like this all night?
49:17 <pervert> i think i actually went to sleep at around midnight
49:19 <pervert> for once
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50:05 <wingdings> holy shit
50:10 <wingdings> somethings up
50:17 <wingdings> i just looked this thing up on the web
50:19 <procontinuation> Egh.
50:21 <wingdings> and i swear their watching me
50:34 <wingdings> a huge electric beeping noise sprang through my house
50:39 <wingdings> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla
51:13 <procontinuation> Ah, the great engineer. How did you know about him?
51:29 <wingdings> im looking up info on scalar weaponry
51:34 <wingdings> i dunno if i should keep doing this
52:30 <procontinuation> Yeah, if you keep doing that you'll eventually get persecuted by the police or military or something.
53:42 <wingdings> http://www.angelfire.com/oz/cv/scalarweapons.html
54:40 <wingdings> According to the book Project L.U.C.I.D by Texe Marrs, John St Clair Akwei claims that the US National Security Agency (NSA) has had the most advanced computers in the world since the 1960's. The Signals Intelligence (SIGINT) mission of the NSA uses scalar waves for blanket coverage of the USA and can wirelessly tap into any computer in the USA and read the contents. As well as track people by the electrical currents in their bodies, which
56:02 <pervert> please stop
56:09 <Scramble> so the apple tablet thing is being announce in a few minutes
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01:12 <wingdings> thats some scary shit
01:27 <wingdings> the people at pine gap must be monitoring me
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03:20 <pervert> http://images.4chan.org/sci/src/1264613939341.jpg
03:23 <pervert> lol at that
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08:48 <bee_hornet> neither or nor
09:23 <bee_hornet> you cant have a possible winning in both worlds
09:59 <Scramble> http://www.engadget.com/2010/01/27/live-from-the-apple-tablet-latest-creation-event/
10:29 <wingdings> The scalar weapons were developed by a Japanese scientist an IQ higher than Einstein.They too, like the Americans tested their scalar weapons in the outback of Western Australia, possibly using a base in Antarctica in which to send scalar waves to their Australian transmitter to produce earthquakes.
11:23 <bee_hornet> Are you guys on drugs?
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11:35 <wingdings> no
11:36 <wingdings> are you
11:39 <Scramble> http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2010/01/apple-creation-0096-rm-eng.jpg
11:42 <Scramble> the ipad
12:00 <bee_hornet> i m downloading cool magazines
12:07 <bee_hornet> 2 to go 7 down
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13:33 <Scramble> wow. it's just a big iphone
13:39 <bee_hornet> imagine back in the days you had to sacrife so many precious meals to get ya favourite cd's or books or magazines :p now it's way beyond thinking
13:57 <bee_hornet> you name it you get it
14:34 <bee_hornet> 80GB caps on wireless
15:05 <pervert> cap it up
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16:03 <bee_hornet> assumptionally thinking shouldnt i rather be my own home in the UK
16:27 <hash> you suck
16:34 <bee_hornet> *at
17:38 <hash> irc
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18:28 <bee_hornet> ..rather be at my
18:34 <wingdings> scalar
19:15 <bee_hornet> Scramble, stop living in the past...check this out mang
19:19 <bee_hornet> http://www.gamesandgeeks.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/macbook-nano.jpg
19:52 <pervert> lol wot a pisser
20:42 <Scramble> http://live.gdgt.com/2010/01/27/live-apple-come-see-our-latest-creation-tablet-event-coverage/
22:01 <GR8_GUY> that macbook nano, does that exist
22:08 <GR8_GUY> lol thats crazy
22:17 <Scramble> no
22:24 <GR8_GUY> was gonna say lol
22:25 <bee_hornet> ofcourse, visit seattle its available there
22:28 <wingdings> their crap they break
23:01 <Scramble> the ipad looks just lke a big iphone
23:10 <Scramble> doesn't seem like it does anything different either
23:14 <bee_hornet> China made everything in county's demand
23:21 <Scramble> just has a bigger sreen, so the layout is different
23:39 <bee_hornet> and a DVD rom
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24:37 <Scramble> no, there's no DVD
24:44 <wingdings> is there no scalar weapons ?
24:49 <wingdings> in ur belief
25:32 <bee_hornet> do what you feel like seeing on that magic mushroom, explore your heads
27:02 <bee_hornet> http://www.pmptoday.com/2009/07/25/macbook-nano-touch-update-10-inch-arm-powered-3g-device-early-2010-release/
27:46 <wingdings> why is that interesting bee_hornet ?
27:55 <Scramble> bee_hornet, what do you think i'm linking to?
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27:59 <Scramble> the real fucking thing!
28:01 <wingdings> lame.
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29:36 <bee_hornet> lol
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30:53 <bee_hornet> i still have my nokia 1112
31:07 <bee_hornet> it's working just fine
31:23 <Scramble> http://live.gdgt.com/2010/01/27/live-apple-come-see-our-latest-creation-tablet-event-coverage/
36:40 <Shifty> i dont want to go back to workkkk
37:00 <Shifty> i should b in bed till lunch to get up to play ps3
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39:36 <bee_hornet> http://www.sjf.com/forklifts/Electric_Pallet_Jack04.jpg
40:23 <pervert> burn it up for your love!
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43:53 <bee_hornet> http://gforklift.com/40%203.jpg
45:09 <bee_hornet> you can do a short course to be a professional
45:52 <pervert> wanna fuck
46:52 <bee_hornet> go have a wank in your cabin we shall keep it low
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50:58 <bee_hornet> http://www.deca.com.au/
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52:31 <Scramble> http://live.gdgt.com/2010/01/27/live-apple-come-see-our-latest-creation-tablet-event-coverage/
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54:05 <bee_hornet> thank you Mr DECA
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56:21 <Scramble> i wonder if it will kill the kindle
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58:25 <pervert> the taste was no so sweet
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03:36 <pervert> anyone cooking up?
04:47 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
05:02 <pervert> don't forget to die
05:12 <bee_hornet> i'm driving upto the exchange and back
05:26 <pervert> huh
05:32 <pervert> what does that do?
06:06 <bee_hornet> doing a mix?
06:20 <pervert> mm
08:16 <bee_hornet> unless you lend me a spare fitz
09:21 <bee_hornet> long way drive to footscray might get busted in red light cameras
10:17 <bee_hornet> now show me the spoon
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15:07 <pervert> gribbits
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20:17 <pervert> paedophile power
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25:30 <bee_hornet> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-L7MZNIydg
31:21 <amsy> internet is boring
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32:39 <amsy> ahaha the apple iPad
32:46 <amsy> get more creative apple.
33:14 <amsy> looks like an iphone for giants
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37:55 <Scramble> that's all it is
37:57 <Scramble> it's no different
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39:24 <procontinuation> Egh.
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08:12 <procontinuation> Hmmmmmmm.
08:14 <procontinuation> Mad.
08:25 <procontinuation> Egh.
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23:22 <Pieter> good morning
23:33 <Pieter> *yawn*
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26:38 <procontinuation> Good poo?
27:18 <Pieter> im hungry for hungry jacks
27:21 <Pieter> bbl
27:24 <Pieter> gonna walk down
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28:09 <procontinuation> Seeya.
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30:09 <procontinuation> Hmmmmmmm.
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15:56 <Pieter> fuck they are idiots
16:03 <Pieter> i said sweet n sour sauce 3 times
16:07 <Pieter> did they put it in my bag
16:09 <Pieter> Noooooooooo
16:09 <Pieter> :/
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26:46 <BlackDevil> should of dick'd them
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54:40 <cinnamon> well
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00:01 <Busty_RP> hello?
00:13 <cinnamon> hello Busty_RP
02:58 <Pieter> eeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEERRRRRRR
03:13 <cinnamon> have to go take my son to the dentist
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07:15 <hash> do you live in the states cinnamon?
07:21 <cinnamon> yeah
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07:32 <cinnamon> anyway see you later
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09:31 <Thebestjerk> yarr
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28:20 <Pieter> I wanna know how they get the fortune inside the cookie
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31:51 <MelbMan45> morning all
34:32 <simba> Smoke weed and IMPROVE your general lifestyle! Marijuana from just $25 a bag! Explore not only who you really are, but who you have the potential to be!
35:59 <BlackDevil> drug chat not allowed
36:22 <Necroknickers> no interesting chat is allowed in here
36:30 <BlackDevil> yea that as well
38:59 <MelbMan45> chat about shagging is ok i think
39:25 <Necroknickers> lol yeah well i'd rather smoke pot
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15:11 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> np: tall dwarfs - canned music e.p. 1983\01 - canopener.ogg
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15:56 <BlackDevil> well i am listening to Toxic
16:36 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> by britney?
17:18 <BlackDevil> yup
17:23 <BlackDevil> jealous?
17:26 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> totally
17:30 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> crank some madonna dude
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27:12 <Bloody_iPad> lol madonna
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53:53 <dirk`jently> yes
53:55 <pervert> i am
54:07 <Just_Me> nice to see someone is :)
56:00 <noddy07> pervert high
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05:46 <dirk`jently> random
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50:50 <Deadmau5> got my new TV Yesterday :D Samsumg 40" 1080p full HD LCD
50:57 <Deadmau5> STOKED!
51:04 <Krystal> it is good hey Deadmau5
51:06 <Krystal> i have one tooooooooooo
51:10 <Krystal> series what Deadmau5?
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51:17 <Deadmau5> Series 5
51:28 <Krystal> i got series 6
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51:34 <Deadmau5> :(
51:38 <Deadmau5> i feel inadequate
51:40 <Krystal> ha
51:45 <Pornfiend> hey there you wretched animals
51:57 <Deadmau5> i love it tho
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52:13 <Deadmau5> works sweet with my dvd recorder
52:30 <Deadmau5> just need a bluray player now
52:31 <Deadmau5> lol
52:42 <Pornfiend> buy a ps3 for bluray best bluray player u can get
53:06 <Deadmau5> yep ive been thinkin of getting one for a while but im not that much of a gamer
53:17 <Deadmau5> i like my nintendo wii thats about it
53:25 <Deadmau5> i dont really get much time for games
53:42 <Krystal> i got a free "22 with mine too
53:51 <Pornfiend> ps3 is good for multimedia though supports most file formats, has blu-ray, supports mp3 etc
53:54 <Django> ps3 doesnt have many games and has like 4 people online on PSN, perfect gaming console for people who don't game
54:10 <Pornfiend> ps3 has picked up dramatically the last few months
54:39 <Pornfiend> sales have increased ten fold since the release of the slim
54:58 <Pornfiend> out of the box ps3 = better value then the 360
55:02 <Deadmau5> first comes slim, then comes next generation console
55:38 <Deadmau5> or they might introduce a whole new colour range, just so people that have one already, buy another one before the ps4 comes out
55:42 <Deadmau5> milk em' i say!
55:54 <Django> i'm waiting for the hello kitty ps3
56:01 <Pornfiend> its a good system it just didnt sell well before because it was over priced
56:42 <Pornfiend> i cant wait for heavy rain
56:54 <Pornfiend> only a few weeks now
57:40 <Deadmau5> pls explain. i dont want to have to google heavy rain itll probably come up with some pee porn or something
57:54 <Pornfiend> its a new game coming out for ps3
57:56 <Django> i figure he's talkin about weather or a game
57:57 <Django> lol
58:26 <Deadmau5> Heavy Rain being a reference to either bullets, enemy's or blood splatter im guessing
58:31 <Pornfiend> http://video.google.com.au/videosearch?q=heavy+rain+ps3+hd+video&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#
58:52 <Django> or its a game about climate change
58:58 <Deadmau5> lol
59:10 <Pornfiend> watch some of the vids
59:15 <Deadmau5> Avoid-the-Tsunamioid
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00:00 <Deadmau5> dammit gotta work in an hour :( and the work doesnt stop till next tuesday..
00:07 <Deadmau5> well, maybe for sleep.
00:07 <Deadmau5> thats about it.
00:09 <Pornfiend> many of the regs from a couple of yrs back still here?
00:11 <Deadmau5> i just wanna cuddle my new TV :(
00:47 <Django> this like some adventure game like resident evil?
01:27 <Pornfiend> no it doesnt play the same as resident evil
02:06 <Pornfiend> it's similar to fahrenheit only it looks and a shitload better
02:30 <Django> k, have that for xbox1 never really played it tho
02:53 <Deadmau5> i have commander keen 1-6
02:55 <Deadmau5> theyre fun.
03:12 <Deadmau5> cant wait for duke nukem 3d to come out!
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03:21 <Pornfiend> bahaha
03:27 <Deadmau5> its meant to be like that Wolfenstein game but betterer!
03:52 * Deadmau5 <---old.
04:25 <Django> they need to remake impossible mission
04:42 <Pornfiend> that was a pretty cool game
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04:55 <Deadmau5> Duke Nukem Forever is taking way too long
05:02 <Pornfiend> its never coming
05:03 <Django> haha
05:34 <Deadmau5> yeh i had a feeling it was all just a joke.. because i remember getting excited about it 3 years ago
05:35 <Bastard> Deadmau5: 3D Realms is no more
05:57 <Deadmau5> no shit?
06:03 <Scorpion_King> any ladies in here from western suburbs and can do a really good full body massage? really sore and need a good massage
06:10 <Bastard> they went broke. shup u shop last year
06:19 <simba> shup u shop
06:20 <Bastard> shut up shop
06:49 <Pornfiend> lol
06:56 <cinnamon> You all call that a conversation?
07:02 <Pornfiend> shup u shop! yeah take that u shop!
07:35 <Deadmau5> shop up idiots.
07:37 <Deadmau5> :D
07:51 <Django> shoop da woop
07:52 <cinnamon> does that mean you're going to be quiet then?
08:36 <Deadmau5> yay a quiet channel! thats what we need more of!
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08:42 <Deadmau5> everyone shoosh!
09:16 <cinnamon> I just figured if they idiots shut up you'd not be talking either.
10:03 <Pornfiend> its quiet on the main channel, yet many depraved men unlike myself r unknowingly cybering eachother because one person in the conversation is pretendingto be female
10:06 <Deadmau5> they idiots
10:15 <Deadmau5> so that includes you clearly?
10:23 <Pornfiend> lol fk no
10:25 <Django> dem foolz
10:37 <Deadmau5> dem foolz done shut up eediot okay you?
10:50 <Pornfiend> i have a strict no pm policy sorry ladies and gay men
10:52 <Deadmau5> yer.. take that
10:54 <cinnamon> Well, it's kind of hard for me to message EVERYONE at once
11:18 <cinnamon> thank god for small mercies <PF> I have a strict no pm policy...
11:30 <Pornfiend> lol
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12:40 <Pornfiend> my penis itches..i wonder if its herpes
12:41 <Pornfiend> hmm
13:20 <cinnamon> well, they do have pills to keep others from getting that from you don't they?
13:21 <Deadmau5> taste it... if it has a parmesan-ish flavour, you've got herpes there mister
13:31 <Pornfiend> lol
13:35 <cinnamon> probably also help lesson the amount of outbreak and severity
14:09 <cinnamon> sure and he'd also have herpes 2 in his mouth and probably 1 below... playing tennis
14:23 <Django> if it tastes like gorgonzola its gonorreah
14:26 <Pornfiend> lol
14:29 <Pornfiend> wtf
14:30 <Deadmau5> haha
14:35 <Pornfiend> one random comment turns into this lol
14:37 <Pornfiend> classic
14:38 <cinnamon> I basically think you all have no taste.
14:58 <cinnamon> There is nothing random with me, I can make a connection out of anything.
15:02 <Pornfiend> lol
15:15 <cinnamon> and unfortunately I often do...
15:24 <cinnamon> anyway I'll spare you for awhile got to go babysit.
15:28 <Deadmau5> yes, it's very unfortunate
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15:38 <Django> babies are like herpes
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15:53 <Pornfiend> i feel sorry for babies with herpes
15:59 <Django> i dont
16:10 <Deadmau5> i can make a connection out of two rubber bands, a battery, a paddlepop stick, some foil, 2 bits of wire and a light globe
16:18 <Pornfiend> i read an article about a year ago about a pedo giving a toddler herpes sick fuck
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16:52 <Deadmau5> even pedo's can get STD's off toilet seats!
17:03 <Deadmau5> or in that case, a potty
17:06 <Pornfiend> makes me wanna kill all pedos on the planet
17:10 <Pornfiend> if it only it were legal..
17:28 <Deadmau5> bring back public stonings for rapists and pedo's
17:31 <Django> there are pedo's in outerspace/other planets you will let live?
17:37 <Pornfiend> lol
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17:41 <Pornfiend> fuck no
17:49 <Django> well be specific
18:01 <Django> sounds like you were approving of alien pedos
18:12 <Pornfiend> on all planets then, i will steal dr who's tardis as transportation
18:34 <Django> exteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerminate
18:35 <Deadmau5> dr. who wasn't retardis.. he was super intelligent
18:58 <Pornfiend> that was such a cheap, lame joke but it made me giggle like a 12 yr girl on the inside
19:05 <Deadmau5> haha
19:13 <Deadmau5> i actually punched myself in the face for that one
19:17 <Pornfiend> lol
19:18 <Pornfiend> well done
19:20 <Django> i was like meh
19:20 <Pornfiend> i am proud
19:23 <Deadmau5> i deserved it
19:39 <Deadmau5> i want to know the origins of "meh"
19:49 <Deadmau5> and what the hell is "FTW"
19:53 <Deadmau5> is the Fuck the What?
19:58 <Deadmau5> is it*
19:58 <Django> for the win
20:01 <Pornfiend> ftw = for the win
20:03 <Deadmau5> WHAT
20:07 <Deadmau5> damnit
20:10 <Pornfiend> ftl = fuck the lesbians
20:30 <Deadmau5> ive totally been using it in a retarded way
20:40 <Pornfiend> ftw as in fuck the world?
20:41 <Deadmau5> now theres millions of people on forums who think im a spaz
20:45 <Django> lol
20:59 <Django> ftw was epic before epic was epic
21:03 <Deadmau5> nah i was using it like FUCK THE WHAT exactly how you'd use WTF
21:07 <Django> then epic became ftw
21:13 <Deadmau5> i just thought it was a funny way of saying WTF
21:17 <Pornfiend> epic was epic before epic was an epic failure
22:05 <Deadmau5> FEDWBLFARV
22:09 <Deadmau5> thats my new one
22:09 <Deadmau5> :D
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22:34 <Deadmau5> you cant know what it means in a public channel because itd rude.
22:38 <Deadmau5> its*
23:20 <simba> does it start with 'fuck every dead woman'
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23:28 <Deadmau5> CAWS <--- Chefs Against Waiters Stupidity
23:43 <simba> fuck every dead woman because live females are repusively volomptuous
24:07 <Pornfiend> but wont the dead women be the same, only with no pulse?
24:09 <Pornfiend> just ewww
24:48 <Deadmau5> Fucking elen degeneris would be like fucking a rape victim
25:11 <Pornfiend> all lesbians still crave cock
25:18 <simba> fucking elen degeris would be massive punishment for something
25:33 <simba> imagine if some horrible pop started playing and she started dancing mid way
25:35 <Deadmau5> thats why they go for manly looking chicks and get fucked with strap ons
26:00 <Pornfiend> thats correct
26:05 <Pornfiend> lesbians r a joke
26:56 <Django> why did the lesbian cross the road?
27:04 <Django> to go down on the chicken
27:11 <Deadmau5> haha
27:22 <Pornfiend> why did the poofter cross the road?
27:33 <Pornfiend> his dick was stuck inside his boyfriends arsehole and he had no choice
27:36 * Pornfiend shrugs
27:40 <Deadmau5> i dont know but i ran him over anyway
27:55 <Deadmau5> :D
28:14 <Pornfiend> homosexuals should stop violating their poo holes
28:24 <Pornfiend> we'd have less need for adult daipers that way
29:26 <Deadmau5> has anyone here seen Jacko and Choppers standup comedy DVD's?
30:09 Nick: Christina is now known as Christina[bbs]
30:14 <Deadmau5> "go and get your anal-webbing restitched" is hilarious
30:24 Nick: Deadmau5 is now known as Deadmau5-away
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33:42 <Pornfiend> portia derossi died on niptuck last week
34:00 <Pornfiend> or this week i should say
34:11 <Pornfiend> and liz is no longer a lez
34:15 <Pornfiend> christian boned her
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34:17 <Pornfiend> how awesome
35:41 <Pornfiend> oh and a woman cut off her breast with an electric knife
35:50 <Pornfiend> gotta love the stories on nip/tuck
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38:59 <Django> A duck walks into a chemist and asks for a tube of chapStick. The cashier says to the duck, "That'll be $1.49."
39:06 <Django> The duck replies, "Put it on my bill!"
39:16 <noddy07> lol
39:18 <Pornfiend> omg that was so fkn cheesy
39:20 <Pornfiend> lol
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40:51 <Pornfiend> a cat walks into a porn shop and asks for scat
40:56 <Pornfiend> sorry i have no punchline
40:58 <Pornfiend> thats the story
41:00 <Django> haha
41:00 <Pornfiend> ...
41:18 <Django> What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
41:28 <Django> Lickalotopus
41:52 <Pornfiend> what do u call a dinosur with herpes itchysauras
41:54 <Pornfiend> ho ho ho
41:59 <Django> What do you call a gay dinosaur?
42:04 <Pornfiend> django?
42:05 <Pornfiend> :p
42:11 <Django> Igotasorass Pornfiend
42:15 <Pornfiend> lol
43:39 <noddy07> lol
43:39 <Pornfiend> what do u call ellen degeneress crossed with a dinosaur?
43:50 <Django> fucked
43:52 <Pornfiend> call her by her name numb nuts she's an old dyke
44:30 <Django> what's the difference between jelly and jam?
44:40 <Django> you can't jelly your cock in a girls ass
44:44 <Pornfiend> jelly = fat jam = popped cherry
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47:06 <Pornfiend> anyone else bother with the new x-files film? i rented it on blu-ray and it had a gay russian putting his head on a womans body
47:08 <Pornfiend> wtff?
47:29 <Django> nope
47:38 <Pornfiend> it was such a load of shit
47:46 <Django> well durr
48:04 <Pornfiend> i mean seriously..gay russians, trannies, and a pedo having psychic visions
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48:22 <Django> torrent plz
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51:08 <Pornfiend> i cant find a torrent with enough seeds
51:13 <Pornfiend> wow this movie really does suck
51:22 <Pornfiend> no one wants to even pirate it
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52:32 <Django> haha
53:05 <Pornfiend> checkout sex trek though
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53:40 <Django> star trek pron?
53:42 <Django> no fanx
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53:46 <Pornfiend> yes lol its funny
55:05 <Django> not even tits n vadge could make scifi cool
55:13 <Pornfiend> lol
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55:31 <Pornfiend> i like dr who but hate star trek
55:54 <Django> red dwarf
56:00 <Pornfiend> red dwarf is awesome
56:27 <Django> i was one of those weird kids growing up in 80's that was like star wars? meh
56:50 <Django> still got the village or hoyts plastic cups from the cinema for em
56:52 <Django> and superman
57:03 <Pornfiend> lol superman is so shit
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57:32 <Django> yeah was pretty crap
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58:05 <Pornfiend> i saw superman returns...nearly as bad as the sex & the city movie
58:13 <Django> lol
58:45 <Django> i avoid most those big hollywood flicks
59:03 <Django> the men who stare at goats is damn funny
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59:52 <Django> need a robocop remake
59:58 <Pornfiend> oh fuck no please no
00:03 <Pornfiend> robocop seriously?
00:03 <Django> wat
00:45 <Django> Dead or alive, you're coming with me!
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01:06 <BlackDevil> what about uncouncious
01:21 <Django> last starfighter
01:25 <Django> that was a cool scifi
02:22 <Pornfiend> solaris was decent i like the way it was filmed
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02:58 <Django> havent seen that
03:24 <Pieter> like pee on a toilet seat
03:28 <Pieter> so are the days of our lives
03:36 <Pornfiend> mmm peee on the toilet seat
03:40 <Pornfiend> tasty
04:37 <Pornfiend> i look for pubes on toilet seats and collect them in little seal locked sandwich bags
04:48 <Django> man
04:55 <Django> something kinda bizarre
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05:04 <Django> watched this brit film the other night
05:06 <Django> fish tank
05:12 <Pornfiend> fish tank lol what a name
05:14 <Django> went to woolies to buy stuff for lunch
05:28 <Django> checkout chick looked exactly like main character, just bit olde
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05:29 <Django> r
05:40 <MITSIGURI_WINS> [13:34:35] <Pornfiend> i look for pubes on toilet seats and collect them in little seal locked sandwich bags - fucking lol
05:51 <Django> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1232776/
06:28 <MITSIGURI_WINS> Pornfiend do u wanna start selling jbags of that shit together
06:41 <Pornfiend> why not? sounds like a grand idea
06:46 <Pornfiend> i will sell pubes on ebay
06:56 <MITSIGURI_WINS> convince people mixies are done best with asshair
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07:19 <Django> pubeBay
07:43 <Pornfiend> i will my online shop Pornfiends Pubilicious Pube Piles
07:49 <Pornfiend> *name
07:50 <Django> A+++++++++++++ Highly Recommended, best pubes ever
08:22 <Django> speaking of which
08:29 <Django> i could do with a trim
08:35 <Django> looking to buy?
08:37 <Pornfiend> u trim ur pubes?
08:38 <Pornfiend> lol
08:40 <Pornfiend> u fag
08:41 <Pornfiend> :P
09:05 <Pornfiend> scrappy coco says its good for the ladies to have a bush down there
09:09 <Django> bitches be coughin up hairballs and shit
09:26 <Django> dont wanna be liable for death by choking on pubeball
09:43 <Pornfiend> lol
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10:29 <Django> who the fuck is scrappy coco
10:39 <Pornfiend> oh man havent u seen dont mess with the zohan?
10:45 <Django> no
10:50 <Pornfiend> watch it and u will know
10:53 <Django> no way
11:00 <Pornfiend> its an awesome movie
11:51 <Django> i did an online IQ test when i was wasted and tired, scored 111
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11:59 <Django> i dont think i can watch zohan
12:18 <Pornfiend> lol
12:21 <Django> dont mean to sound like a snob
12:35 <Pornfiend> i have never done an iq test i already know im a fucken genius
12:39 <Pornfiend> :P
13:22 <Pornfiend> no doubt my iq qould be 300+ if thats possible
13:25 <Django> i dont think appreciation of adam sandler films are on any tests
13:25 <Pornfiend> yeah im modest
13:27 <Pornfiend> :P
13:33 <Django> if they are
13:38 <Django> pretty dodgy
13:46 <Django> namsayin bro
14:25 <Pornfiend> lol
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16:34 <Pornfiend> i might go to canada
16:39 <Pornfiend> sounds like a good idea
16:43 <Pornfiend> hmm
16:47 <Pieter> hah
16:51 <Pieter> looked @ myschool
16:54 <Pieter> fucking i knew it
16:58 <Django> made it crash
17:05 <Pieter> the school i moved to was better than the private school
17:15 <Pieter> my parents wasted thousands sending me there :/
17:34 <Pornfiend> the school i moved to was shithouse, 5 years behind the private school i went to
18:02 <Django> shithouse high
18:09 <Pornfiend> thats right
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21:01 <Django> lik^me^out that's a nice nick
21:13 <hash> very classy
21:32 <Django> indeed
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21:53 <Sgt-Splode> Intriguing, Longie ... you repair all of those?
21:54 <Django> here's trouble
21:59 * Sgt-Splode screams in terror
22:06 <Django> longie invented them all
22:09 <Sgt-Splode> Django, mah man ... how's things?
22:16 <Django> not bad, yourself?
22:42 <Sgt-Splode> Oh, could be better ... although on the upside, I'm still in this tournament with a $50k prize-pool. lol
23:14 <Django> noice
23:21 <Django> you could buy austnet with that
23:26 <Sgt-Splode> Well ... I plan to
23:29 <Django> lol
23:33 <Pornfiend> u could buy austnet for $2
23:34 <hash> lol
23:38 <Pornfiend> its not like its worth anything
23:41 <Sgt-Splode> Then I'll grant ops to myself to get blowjobs from nubile, 16 year old girly-girls
23:45 <hash> yes it is
23:55 <Django> damn
24:03 <Sgt-Splode> I know, I know ... I'll save you some, Django
24:16 <Django> not the girls
24:19 <Django> im too old
24:20 <Sgt-Splode> ... but first I have to win. Minimum $10k first-prize! That could buy me #Melbourne
24:22 <hash> http://www.websiteoutlook.com/www.austnet.org
24:32 <Sgt-Splode> You're never too-old to fuck a barely-legal woman
24:32 <hash> the domain name alone is worth 2500$
24:41 <Pornfiend> austnet is usless though
24:46 <Pornfiend> shouldnt be worth shit
24:47 <Pornfiend> :P
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24:52 <hash> then why are you here? :)
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24:59 <Pornfiend> killing time
25:12 <Django> austnet is like claytons
25:12 <hash> therefore, not useless as its helping you....
25:18 <Pornfiend> lol not really
25:18 <hash> ..kill time
25:21 <Django> the chat you have when you're not having a chat
26:16 <hash> austnet is like the flinstone
26:23 <hash> bam bam is Longie
26:30 <hash> barney is TheWJM
26:46 <Pieter> and you're wilma
26:49 <Django> lol
26:54 <Pornfiend> chanop is fred?
26:55 <hash> sure
26:57 <hash> pebbles can be smythe
27:15 <hash> and the flinstones car represents the austnet netowkr
27:21 <hash> work
27:25 <Sgt-Splode> Don't you just love when you reraise a guy to all-in, he has Kings, you have AQ ... and the board comes 3-4-5-2 to give you a straight?
27:43 <hash> can i phone a friend
27:46 <Sgt-Splode> Yes.
27:53 <hash> can i call you?
27:55 <Sgt-Splode> I'll be phoning everybody I know if I win this
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28:31 <Sgt-Splode> "Uh ... hi there. Now, I know you're my representative at my local job-network centre and all and there's no reason for me to be telling you this ... but ... I just won $10,000 in a poker tournament."
28:38 <Django> i havent played poker since samantha fox taught me on c64
28:45 <Sgt-Splode> lol
28:50 <hash> keeeep the cash
28:51 <Django> maybe a few times on the tatts pokies touch screen
28:53 <hash> dont put it in the bank
29:06 <hash> oh
29:08 <Sgt-Splode> There's be no fucking chance in Hell of me depositing it in my bank.
29:09 <hash> 10k
29:11 <hash> ;/
29:29 <Django> should be able to play online card games for cash that aussies understand
29:31 <Django> like uno
29:33 <Django> or snap
29:45 <hash> probably can
29:53 <Sgt-Splode> Maybe you can, Django ... maybe you can ...
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30:17 <Django> skip bo
30:22 <Sgt-Splode> Tae Bo
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31:17 Nick: Christina[bbs] is now known as Christina[Shower]
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31:35 <Mike_Hock> peen
31:51 <Django> Mica Kizbig
32:00 <Mike_Hock> so true
32:02 <hash> nei du baka
33:17 <Django> damn you splode
33:23 <Django> now i want to bet on something
33:24 <Sgt-Splode> meep?
33:55 <Django> should be able to bet on the xmas road toll
34:02 <Django> for each state
34:29 <Django> how many people die from pub brawls each fri/sat night
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34:34 <sandraa> hey ppl
34:37 <Django> oh no
34:42 <sandraa> oh yes
34:57 <Sgt-Splode> Nobody would have bet on David Hookes being one of 'em
35:42 <Austin316> hey sandraa :)
35:59 <sandraa> hey Austin316
36:03 <sandraa> :)
36:24 <Django> one of my friends killed a guy in a club on swantson st (wall street) now the hi-fi bar in the 90's, one kick to the head, got off on self defense, amazingly
37:34 <Austin316> whats happening?
37:36 <Sgt-Splode> Intriguing
37:44 <Sgt-Splode> Did you disown him as a friend?
37:47 <sandraa> Austin316 you talking 2 me lol
37:59 <Austin316> well, yep lol
38:01 <Django> nopes
38:19 <Django> he was a great guy, and it was funny getting pulled over by cops with him
38:23 <sandraa> lol Austin316 nm waiting for my cousins to get here
38:26 <sandraa> u?
38:28 <Django> "have you guys been in trouble?"
38:35 <Django> yeah i got a manslaughter case pending
38:41 <Austin316> yeah, not much really... just killing time
38:42 <Django> the look on their piggy faces
39:18 <sandraa> Austin316 yep yep
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39:25 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h myth
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40:45 <Django> so whats been happening at dandy plaza sandraa
40:54 <Django> been checking out any guys in sik cars
40:55 <sandraa> Django i dont go dandy
41:02 <SonnyWortzik> my Sweden visa has been pre-approved
41:07 <sandraa> nope
41:09 <defunct> 'he was a great guy' I find that sentence interesting
41:16 <Sgt-Splode> haha defunct
41:28 <defunct> is this a made up story?
41:39 <Django> nope
41:41 <defunct> is he dead?
41:42 <sandraa> lol
41:45 <sandraa> nope
41:54 <Sgt-Splode> "He was a great guy. Well, except for that time he murdered 16 schoolchildren in a cafeteria ..."
42:27 <SonnyWortzik> i was only having a mini sausage roll
42:36 <Django> no, i just haven't seen him in years hence the past tense
44:07 <Sgt-Splode> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I84X2MSL-o8 <--- it makes my cock twice as-hard!
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45:12 <sandraa> thats lovely Sgt-Splode
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45:50 <Sgt-Splode> lol
46:04 <sandraa> i didnt open it
46:05 <sandraa> lol
46:11 <sandraa> but im saying in general
46:12 <sandraa> :)
46:22 <Sgt-Splode> Other than some coarse-language that's bleeped out, there isn't much offensive about that video :oD
46:41 <Django> sandraa doesnt know how to use youtube
46:59 <sandraa> Django ur sad
47:07 <Django> dont make her irc experience more difficult that it has to be
47:17 <Django> *than
47:23 <Sgt-Splode> "Here's how to order! Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow!"
47:51 <Django> george lucas used your head as a template for storm trooper helmets, and i'm sad?
48:09 <Sgt-Splode> Ohhh that's pretty harsh, mang
48:21 <SonnyWortzik> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKDYyFf1s0I
48:31 <Sgt-Splode> lol SonnyWortzik - is that the name of the guy from Dog Day Afternoon?
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48:47 <Django> i believe it is
48:56 <Django> it bee hornet btw
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49:01 <Django> being the fag he is
49:05 <Django> it makes perfect sense
49:18 <Sgt-Splode> Hmm, some strange mail ...
49:24 <Sgt-Splode> I wonder if I won that sweepstakes
49:50 <SonnyWortzik> oh yes
50:26 <Django> what sweepstakes?
50:28 <Django> at the rsl
50:33 <Sgt-Splode> lol no
50:37 <Sgt-Splode> it was a joke
50:42 <Django> slab of xxxx and a meat tray
51:21 <SonnyWortzik> Sgt-Splode: is 100 million = 1 billion?
52:11 <SonnyWortzik> you should be thankful i'm not taking off after all those years of abusing
53:08 <Django> you should be lucky i cant do mma on irc
53:23 <Django> thankful even
53:27 <Sgt-Splode> lol
53:31 <SonnyWortzik> lol
53:48 <SonnyWortzik> that's gay.... you have paul_banks disease
53:54 <Django> no
54:05 <Django> i just drunken brainfarted the wrong word
54:24 <Django> werent some fools hung in banga today?
54:31 <Django> why werent you
54:58 <Django> brb
55:00 <SonnyWortzik> it happen here everyday
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56:41 <unique> Hrm
57:29 <Sgt-Splode> unique up on it
57:30 Quit: Christina[Shower] ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
57:33 <unique> True.
57:49 <unique> I really hate banks.
57:53 <unique> Just thought i'd share that.
58:10 <Sgt-Splode> "... and by 'true', I mean ... 'false.' It's all lies. But, they're entertaining lies and, in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer ... is no."
58:20 <SonnyWortzik> http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/09/01/2673549.htm
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58:42 <Sgt-Splode> Fucking Indians
59:02 Nick: Mike_Hock is now known as demon`
59:38 <Sgt-Splode> You know what? Release a virus that causes stinking, sweaty Indians and Chinese to stop breeding and, those who are medically sterile can come to our universities to study
59:51 <SonnyWortzik> lol
00:22 <Django> you seem upset splode?
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00:48 <SonnyWortzik> 100 million dollar lost
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01:28 <Sgt-Splode> Oh, the woman I have to see at my job-network centre just called ... she wants me to call up about a fucking shithouse job at a caf� serving shit food to tradies\
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02:14 <Sgt-Splode> ... which is all fine and well: I need the reality check, I don't think I'll be cutting a swathe of destruction through the poker scene, anytime-soon. Still ... fucking uneducated, shit work. I'm above and beyond that. I'd rather cut myself off from Centrewank rather than do that again
02:40 <Pornfiend> cant be too picky in this climate
02:49 <Pornfiend> ur gonna be a bum for a while longer
02:51 <Django> pick mangos
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02:56 <SonnyWortzik> lol
03:04 <Pornfiend> just take any job u can for now than move onto something later
03:10 <Sgt-Splode> Maybe I can be. Maybe ... the bitch should work with me towards a finance-plan with regards to this Help Desk course, instead
03:48 <SonnyWortzik> bithces are all too sweet
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03:55 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Stevie
04:30 <Sgt-Splode> Maybe I'm sick of putting this tired, pathetic body to work instead of utilizing my perfectly-capable (and highly-intelligent) mind. Is it elitist? Of course it's elitist. Fuck anybody who says I'm married to labour-intense work for the rest of my fucking life.
04:50 <SonnyWortzik> i feel embarrassing to take up anyjobs
05:14 <Sgt-Splode> Meanwhile ... I'm not doing so-well in this poker tournament. lol
05:25 <Django> fight the power splode
05:28 * Django raises fist
05:33 <Sgt-Splode> :oD
05:44 <Sgt-Splode> Whether you're being sarcastic or not, I agree :oD
05:52 <xiang> crime is an option
06:06 <Sgt-Splode> Yes, well ... for some, I imagine it would be
06:54 <Django> no wasnt being sarcastic, just stuped
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07:55 <SonnyWortzik> i can keep full year of tuition fees to myself :p
08:38 <MITSIGURI_WINS> Sgt-Splode if you were as smart as you are making yourself out to be youd be far beyond where you seemingly are now
09:21 <Sgt-Splode> MITSIGURI_WINS, I appreciate your contribution to the conversation, but feel free to leave your asinine comments to yourself :oD
09:24 * Sgt-Splode smiles
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09:49 <SonnyWortzik> http://www.vocaboly.com/forums/ftopic1214.html
09:56 <Django> gentlemanly pwned
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11:20 <Django> splode is pretty witty, i find his presence here refreshing, like a hoppy ale
12:34 <Sgt-Splode> Well, now we're into the business-end of the tournament :o�
12:44 <MITSIGURI_WINS> yea if hes being legit he is very stimulating
12:48 <MITSIGURI_WINS> u are very stimulating Sgt-Splode
13:46 <Sgt-Splode> Thank you! I think. Being that we're on IRC I can't tell whether you're being sarcastic or not, but it doesn't really matter. Were I to let anger get the best of me, I'd lose my concentration ... and, with a fair amount of money on the line, we can't have that!
13:48 <Django> i bet this tournament ends with splode stripping on cam and several people cancelling their poker/internet subscriptions
14:08 <Sgt-Splode> haha
14:15 <MITSIGURI_WINS> lol
14:22 <MITSIGURI_WINS> Sgt-Splode how old are you
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14:53 <Sgt-Splode> Old-enough to know better ...
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18:06 Quit: Sgt-Splode ([email protected]) Quit: Be back later ...
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19:12 <SonnyWortzik> my mother is a bitch
19:22 <jason54> cant believe people still use irc
19:38 Quit: SonnyWortzik ([email protected]) EOF from client
19:56 <Django> cant believe its not butter
20:11 <jason54> i can believe that
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23:02 <MITSIGURI_WINS> jason54, how can you not believe that? its gigantic social networking software on the internet which is bigger than TV these days
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23:28 <jason54> meh...dunno...i just kind of forgot it was out there
24:30 <Pieter> im sick from all that hungry jacks from this morning :(
25:09 <Django> lol
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25:30 <Django> what did you have?
25:39 <Django> wow
25:41 <Pieter> whopper wish cheese meal
25:45 <Django> just saw a red rooster ad
25:47 <Pieter> and double whopper with cheese
25:51 <Django> wild barramundi burger
25:54 <Pieter> i want kfc now :(
26:03 <Pieter> but ill have to tram it into the cbd :(
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26:15 <EDMCGUIRE> u junk food junkie Pieter
26:21 <Django> i cooked myself soy and garlic squid and baby choy sum for lunch
26:23 <Pieter> cant help it EDMCGUIRE:(
26:33 <EDMCGUIRE> cook some pancakes or something
26:52 <Django> $5 for 2 squid tubes and like $1.50 for a bunch of choy sum
26:53 <Pieter> gotta get the ingredients
27:07 <Django> and a packet of instant brown rice
27:22 <Django> cheaper than that nasty takeaway shit
27:30 <Django> and wont blowout your colon
28:01 <EDMCGUIRE> Django u signing cheques for the government or ya on holidays ?
29:27 <Django> i dont respond to people who put spaces before punctuation marks
29:40 <MITSIGURI_WINS> yes u do
29:44 <EDMCGUIRE> u just did ya goose
30:00 <MITSIGURI_WINS> i dont respond to collingwood fans tho
30:18 <EDMCGUIRE> luckily i aint a collingwood fan then
30:24 <Django> not to your request
30:26 <MITSIGURI_WINS> nice
30:26 <Django> i didnt
30:27 <Django> dumbass
30:31 <Pieter> whats a squid tube?
30:42 <Krystal> Django r u on holidays
31:22 <Django> it's the squid in cylindrical form, after head and tentacles have been cleaned from it
31:30 <Django> what calamari rings are made from :P
31:31 <Django> real ones
32:18 <Django> sif i'd spend my holidays on irc
32:31 <Django> i work part time evenings in a friends business
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32:35 <Krystal> gawd delayed reaction there Django u been drinking?
33:02 <Django> 1 minute ffs
33:10 <Django> cant a man multitask
33:18 * Krystal faints
33:26 <Krystal> since when do men multi task?
33:43 <EDMCGUIRE> i'm a one hand typist Krystal
33:51 <Django> since we got keyboards with alt and tab keys
33:58 <Krystal> where's ur other hand EDMCGUIRE?
34:09 <EDMCGUIRE> its ummmmm
34:14 * EDMCGUIRE goes looking for it
34:15 <archaios> Krystal: men multitask all the time on the intarwebs
34:21 <archaios> they fap while looking up pr0n
34:21 <EDMCGUIRE> under the keyboard
34:24 <Krystal> intrawebs?
34:33 <Krystal> lol of course they do archaios
34:41 <jason54> TIGER WOODS LOVES THE PUSSY...............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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34:49 <archaios> who doesn't?
34:55 <archaios> what a retarded comment
34:57 <Krystal> i was going to say that is old news
35:11 <Django> i dont
35:27 <Django> i might get aroused while surfing beer advocate
35:54 <Krystal> ur drinking beer not a red?
36:10 <Pieter> gah
36:13 <Pieter> i might go get a cask
36:19 <Pieter> its been months since ive had a drink :/
36:21 <Krystal> u can't Pieter
36:24 <Django> just little creatures pale ale, i was impatient and couldnt wait for my friend to open the store
36:28 <Django> so went to dans
36:28 <Krystal> ur being good i hope
36:29 <Pieter> i can!
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36:41 <Pieter> im never good!
36:48 <Krystal> well DOH! Pieter
36:57 <Krystal> it is time u learnt limitations
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37:08 <Pieter> i crush limits!
37:12 <SuCkMyCoCk> JUST SO YA KNOW
37:14 <SuCkMyCoCk> I LIKE IT RAW
37:21 <Pieter> err
37:23 <Krystal> SuCkMyCoCk watch ur use of caps thanks
37:36 <Django> sounds like krystal is getting kinky
37:41 <Krystal> no Pieter u crush lemons not limits
37:42 <Django> dominating poor pieter
37:48 <Krystal> ha he loves it Django
37:54 <SuCkMyCoCk> krystal: are you hitting on me?
38:08 <Pieter> i like lemonade tho
38:13 <Django> lol
38:15 <Krystal> no SuCkMyCoCk i can't see anywhere i have umm HIT on u
38:15 <archaios> SuCkMyCoCk: your nick is obscene, I find it deeply offensive and troubling
38:28 <SuCkMyCoCk> archaios: get a life
38:45 <SuCkMyCoCk> Krystal: you wanna get a room baby
38:57 <Krystal> u wish SuCkMyCoCk lol
38:58 <archaios> SuCkMyCoCk: I have a life, I just happen to be Christian and Biblically speaking, cursing is a sin
39:23 <SuCkMyCoCk> its a free country
39:39 <SuCkMyCoCk> i can say wat the fuq i want
39:52 * SuCkMyCoCk now
39:53 <Django> this isn't a free country
39:57 <Django> its like nazi germany
40:04 <Django> instead of hitler we have herr longie
40:19 <Krystal> as long as it isn't frau Longie lol
40:19 <Django> abide by his rules or be thrown to the ban chamber
40:35 <Django> lol
40:37 <Django> well
40:53 <Django> bierfrau longie is actually a fantasy of mine
41:02 <Krystal> and bee_hornet is herr/frau lol
41:14 <Django> having him serve me beer while i chat on his network
41:25 <Django> in a little bierfrau outfit
41:30 <Krystal> he will drink it Django
41:34 <Django> lol
42:05 <Krystal> he will say one glass for me
42:09 <Krystal> half a glass for u
42:19 <Django> haha
42:26 <Django> power bottom
42:28 <archaios> SuCkMyCoCk: it's not a free country
42:28 <Krystal> half a glass for me
42:37 <archaios> there is no constitutional right to freedom of speech
42:48 <archaios> offensive speech can indeed get you arrested
43:01 <Django> yep
43:18 <Django> racial/religious vilification
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43:34 <Django> ie: you cant say bad stuff about jews/abos
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44:00 <Krystal> only if the cops have the guts to do it archaios
44:07 <Krystal> they seem so whimpy these days
44:10 <Django> remember that case
44:18 <Django> with the offduty cops being neo nazis
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44:26 <Django> harrassing that jewish guy
44:36 <Django> and took his jew beanie thing
44:38 <Krystal> what r u talking about
44:49 <Krystal> it isn't a beanie
44:55 <archaios> Krystal: if you call a cop something offensive, they'll belt you one
44:58 <archaios> I guarantee it
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45:06 <Django> bunch of off duty cops footballers drunk in a mini bus
45:11 <Krystal> yeah but all they need to do is fine and arrest archaios lol
45:24 <archaios> Krystal: they prefer belting people, less paperwork
45:26 <Django> were doing nazi voices and machine gun actions to a orthodox jew in caufield
45:32 <Krystal> ha prolly archaios
45:34 <Django> he approached the bus at a red light to complain
45:38 <EDMCGUIRE> lol..less paperwork
45:44 <Django> and they razzed him and took his jew beanie
45:53 <Krystal> archaios dont forget the baton and telephone book
46:00 <Krystal> no bruising
46:13 <Django> cruise in the divvy
46:13 * SuCkMyCoCk now
46:15 <alch3my> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8bc_1227451816 for all the cat lovers out there
46:18 <Krystal> well whats the bet those boys get in a bit of trouble Django
46:20 <Django> over all the streets with speed humps
46:24 <Django> yeah
46:35 <Django> they had to visit the holocaust museam
46:42 <Django> *museum
46:42 <Django> ??
46:43 <Krystal> is that all?
46:45 <Django> i dunno
46:56 <Krystal> send them to uncle mel
46:57 <Django> i think a few got suspended/fired
47:00 <Krystal> he will fix them
47:19 <archaios> Krystal: telephone books are old-school
47:33 <archaios> these days they have capsicum oleoresin and (some have) tasers
47:33 <Krystal> they can't use the internet archaios lol
47:42 <Krystal> phone books still exist thank heavens
48:01 <Django> smack you across the face with a keyboard
48:03 <archaios> nah, I know a few people who went from IT to becoming a cop actually
48:05 <Krystal> lol Django
48:10 <Django> tell us what we wanna know
48:14 <Krystal> but that will leave a bruise Django
48:15 <Django> the worst
48:19 <archaios> I personally couldn't because I have a rap sheet as long as an arm and a leg
48:21 <Django> was dsg
48:28 <Krystal> they used the the telephone books so there was no bruising
48:28 <Django> district support group
49:00 <archaios> they think I'm a meth cook for crying out loud
49:17 <Django> handcuff to the heater
49:23 <archaios> simply because I accidentally nearly blew myself up producing permanganic acid
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49:47 <Django> or put you in a locker and kick the shit out of it
50:43 <archaios> the Major Drug Investigation Division STILL follows me around
50:50 <archaios> they think I'm some sort of underworld figure
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50:59 <Django> i got raided by carlton cib/dsg, kicked in back door and dragged me out of bed by the hair nood while i had morning wood, 2 guys and 1 chick
51:02 <Krystal> i hope u take them on wild goose chases archaios
51:07 <Django> i couldnt help grinning at the chick
51:11 <Krystal> i mean i would just to give them the shits
51:15 <Django> the slap i copped...
51:44 <Krystal> lol
51:56 <Krystal> Django u slapped her or she slapped u?
52:03 <Django> she slapped me
52:07 <Django> while grinning back
52:08 <Krystal> or were u trying to turkey slap?
52:45 <Django> i was still half asleep had been dragged out of bed by my hair and thrown onto the sofa in my room
53:09 <Django> was all bs too
53:32 <Django> just because i had friends who stole cars and got pulled over with them one night
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04:56 <MITSIGURI_WINS> im actually at a fucking mental road block
05:00 <MITSIGURI_WINS> re: big day out tomorrow
05:13 <Django> big day out should be banned
05:23 <alch3my> sif ban BDO
05:27 <Django> after what those degenerates did to those horses
05:36 <MITSIGURI_WINS> if i wear shorts they have no pockets so nowhere for phone and smokes. if i wear jeans im wearing jeans to the fucking bdo but i have pockets
05:37 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
05:37 <Django> it's all goth/alternative trash
05:38 <MITSIGURI_WINS> someone help me
05:46 <Django> take to it with a flamethrower
05:50 <alch3my> pfffft
05:51 <Django> do the gene pool a favour
06:18 <Django> take some strain of centrelink too
06:31 <Django> why should taxpayers pay for these losers to have a good time
06:34 <alch3my> I was just about to pay you out about clink ;)
07:07 <Django> yeah right
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07:17 <Django> you're a chump
07:33 <alch3my> should read half the shit you say... then you can call me what ever you want . :)
08:38 <Django> in English?
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08:59 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Long Live The King
09:01 <alch3my> no read it in german.
09:03 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Hello Everyone
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09:37 <WiLd_TuRkeY> to all my people in austnet u rox
10:28 <WiLd_TuRkeY> man i have a zit on my face
10:32 <WiLd_TuRkeY> is it herpies?
10:50 <Django> its the ugly seeping out from your brain
10:59 <WiLd_TuRkeY> laughing out loud
12:02 <WiLd_TuRkeY> this is my favorite line: rolling on the floor pissing my pants laughing
12:10 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ROFPMPL
12:45 <WiLd_TuRkeY> rolling on the floor laughing while pissing my pants
13:31 <cinnamon> shoots the Turkey
13:38 * WiLd_TuRkeY crushes the cinnamon
13:43 <cinnamon> reloads the battery in the camera
13:56 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im getting photos taken tomorrow
14:02 <cinnamon> naked ones?
14:08 <cinnamon> :x
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14:22 <cinnamon> *looks around the channel to see who said that*
14:30 <WiLd_TuRkeY> some porn production companys wants a few nudes to show around to contacts
14:39 <cinnamon> no way... really wowzers
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15:50 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im a plus size model
16:52 <cinnamon> Patrick Jr?
17:48 <cinnamon> (that's a reference from Coupling)
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22:26 <WiLd_TuRkeY> singing fuck yeah
23:04 <WiLd_TuRkeY> America fuck yeah-team america
23:05 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
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32:18 <Django> merika, fuk yeah
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44:04 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hahahahahaha
44:06 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hello bee_hornet
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44:42 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hello Bandicoot
44:44 <Django> chico
44:46 <Bandicoot> hey dummies
44:48 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hello Django
44:54 <Django> hi
44:54 <Bandicoot> ey man
44:56 <Bandicoot> mang
45:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wang
45:03 <Bandicoot> are we made or are we made mang?
45:24 <Django> we are made
45:33 <Bandicoot> dat chick he with
45:33 <Django> finally someone with cajones in this channel
45:36 <Bandicoot> she like me.
46:24 <Bandicoot> JessicaWatson is blind
46:35 <WiLd_TuRkeY> shes been thru some ruff seas
46:57 <MITSIGURI_WINS> im blind
46:58 <Bandicoot> she sees some random whore on cam and yells "Its the veronicas!"
47:00 <bee_hornet> Bandicoot ya sexy thing
47:21 <Bandicoot> it cannae be
47:27 <Bandicoot> veronicas have FACE CREASES
47:40 <bee_hornet> Girls are mostly ugly
47:45 <Django> i think i upset sandraa before Bandicoot
47:50 <Bandicoot> maybe in india bee_hornet
47:53 <Bandicoot> not here
47:57 <Bandicoot> what did u say?
47:58 <bee_hornet> everywhere
48:02 <bee_hornet> more there than here
48:08 <Django> i mentioned how george lucas used her head as a template for storm trooper helmets
48:10 <Bandicoot> was sandra pissed off about not getting rego?
48:14 <Bandicoot> lol
48:30 <Django> no nothin about her car
48:37 <Django> just bagged her about her head
48:40 <bee_hornet> they dont have a penis
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49:58 <PandasDontDrive> drinkin drinkin drinkin beerrrrs
49:59 <PandasDontDrive> african imporrrt babu beeerr
49:59 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
50:06 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/national/family-dog-saves-kids-from-deadly-snake/story-e6frf7l6-1225824325869
50:11 <Django> cheapass
50:14 <bee_hornet> you like african post-op ladyboys
50:17 <Django> castle lager?
50:21 <WiLd_TuRkeY> VB
50:22 <PandasDontDrive> lol
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50:29 <PandasDontDrive> vb everyday negroe
50:35 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Victoria Bitterrrr
50:37 <PandasDontDrive> im watching Any Given Sunday
50:41 <PandasDontDrive> best sport film ever
50:49 <Bandicoot> PandasDontDrive says black men and white women cant crossbreed
50:50 <Django> stfu
50:54 <Django> bloodsport
50:55 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahaha Bandicoot!!!
50:56 <Bandicoot> they cant have kids cause of different species
51:01 <PandasDontDrive> bloodsport!
51:04 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
51:12 <PandasDontDrive> saw that as a kid ey fkn classic
51:21 <PandasDontDrive> that asian dude is fit as bro
51:22 <WiLd_TuRkeY> what about black women and white men
51:30 <bee_hornet> snakes are pussy in Victoria and poisonless
51:32 <PandasDontDrive> he's joking WiLd_TuRkeY
51:33 <Bandicoot> would never happen WiLd_TuRkeY
51:39 <PandasDontDrive> never.
51:45 <PandasDontDrive> indian aboriginie?
51:46 <WiLd_TuRkeY> black women love white men
51:47 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
51:51 <Bandicoot> they dont
51:56 <Bandicoot> they hate whiteys
51:58 <bee_hornet> i can tounge kiss snakes
51:59 <PandasDontDrive> yer i go to ashlee just then are you into black guys
52:04 <PandasDontDrive> and shes like yeah nah not sexually
52:06 <Django> i have a blue tongue lizard dat lives under my unit
52:06 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
52:10 <Bandicoot> wheres ashlee
52:14 <PandasDontDrive> just left for gym
52:16 <Bandicoot> i wanna meet her
52:18 <PandasDontDrive> haha
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52:25 <Django> ruin her butt
52:28 <PandasDontDrive> ill show u a pic of her with her silver rifle
52:29 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
52:32 <PandasDontDrive> she was talkin about anal
52:32 <Bandicoot> does she board with u?
52:36 <PandasDontDrive> nah
52:39 <bee_hornet> i'd lick a twat afterwards
52:41 <PandasDontDrive> shes just always around chillin
52:44 <Bandicoot> she has a rifle?
52:48 <Bandicoot> does she play cs
52:51 <PandasDontDrive> we smoke up n hang out
52:52 <PandasDontDrive> yer
52:57 <Django> tampon rifle
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
53:00 <Bandicoot> lol
53:04 <PandasDontDrive> she can hunt
53:09 <Django> would be an ace nick
53:10 <PandasDontDrive> she blew off a roos head the other week
53:18 <Bandicoot> what a sadistic bitch
53:19 <PandasDontDrive> with some high powered rifle her dad owns
53:21 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
53:39 Nick: Django is now known as Tampon_Rifle
53:41 <PandasDontDrive> naw i love the bitch like a sister
53:53 <Bandicoot> i had a friend like that
53:54 <PandasDontDrive> probably the only person i really get along with
53:58 <Tampon_Rifle> 7.62mm tampax
53:59 <Tampon_Rifle> bishes
54:00 <Bandicoot> but she liked me
54:01 <bee_hornet> yanasty
54:03 <PandasDontDrive> true
54:05 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
54:10 <Bandicoot> which made her nervous then
54:16 <PandasDontDrive> thats what i like though that we like eachother but not sexually
54:28 <Bandicoot> that would be good
54:29 <PandasDontDrive> i just laugh at her when i hear all her sex stories
54:32 <Bandicoot> no pressure then
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54:38 <bee_hornet> http://www.yantasy.com/?q=clit%20sucking
54:39 <PandasDontDrive> we are in the car the other night and she screams I GOT SEX TODAY
54:46 <Bandicoot> lol wtf
54:48 <Bandicoot> shes crazy
54:50 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
54:56 <PandasDontDrive> today shes like
55:02 <Bandicoot> is she 20'ish?
55:03 <Tampon_Rifle> crazy chicolita mang
55:08 <PandasDontDrive> you know one thing i dont want to do but kind of want to just to do it
55:10 <PandasDontDrive> im like what
55:13 <PandasDontDrive> shes like anal
55:15 <Tampon_Rifle> latino wimmenz
55:25 <PandasDontDrive> n she goes but you know the guys i fuck all have big dicks so itll hurt
55:28 <bee_hornet> latino trannys
55:31 <PandasDontDrive> n shes like i should get a dildo hey
55:35 <Bandicoot> she was suggesting your small weener
55:41 <Tampon_Rifle> lol
55:42 <PandasDontDrive> n like do it myself so when i do anal it wont hurt
55:43 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
55:45 <MITSIGURI_WINS> latino trannys
55:47 <PandasDontDrive> funny bitch
55:50 <PandasDontDrive> i love it
55:55 <PandasDontDrive> i go to walk to the bathroom
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> and shes like NO NOT YOUR DILDO!
56:00 <Bandicoot> wheres her and the silver rifle
56:08 <Tampon_Rifle> yes
56:09 <PandasDontDrive> haha cause the one i use on chicks is ten inches long and fat as
56:09 <Bandicoot> she loco
56:10 <Tampon_Rifle> lets see
56:14 <Tampon_Rifle> silver rifle
56:35 <PandasDontDrive> fuck i love this movie
56:59 <Bandicoot> if i lived with ash
57:08 <Bandicoot> i would say.. 48hrs or less and we'd be fuckin
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57:13 <PandasDontDrive> "You better get used to that motherfucker I'll be picking peanuts out of your ass!"
57:16 <PandasDontDrive> LOLOLZ
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57:35 <Tampon_Rifle> bandicoot stylez
57:44 <PandasDontDrive> best movie
57:45 <Bandicoot> there must be something wrong with her
57:48 <Tampon_Rifle> da whole crew is here
57:50 <Bandicoot> if theres nothing sexual goin on
57:53 <Bandicoot> what is she fat?
57:56 <PandasDontDrive> oliver stone knows how to make a NFL movie <3
57:56 <Tampon_Rifle> we run dis shit
57:58 <Von_Smallhausen> uh oh
58:00 <bee_hornet> is this australia?
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> goin on with what?
58:01 <kibblz> found any frozen dinosaurs today Bandicoot?
58:05 <Von_Smallhausen> who fat chico?
58:13 <Bandicoot> kibblz only ya mammas wooly mammoth
58:18 <kibblz> :P
58:20 <PandasDontDrive> whos fat
58:20 <PandasDontDrive> LOL kibblz
58:20 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
58:22 <Bandicoot> we had sex in the woolies storeroom
58:26 <Bandicoot> she was looking for milk
58:27 <Bandicoot> i gave her some
58:34 <Von_Smallhausen> chu cum on hurr chin?
58:36 <Tampon_Rifle> i went to woolies today
58:39 <PandasDontDrive> who fat chico!
58:40 <Tampon_Rifle> i bought squid mang
58:40 <Von_Smallhausen> so she could taste the goo
58:42 <Bandicoot> i live @ woolies
58:45 <kibblz> bit hot today
58:45 <bee_hornet> sup cloot you make no sense
58:47 <Tampon_Rifle> checkout chick was hot
58:48 <kibblz> damn
58:49 <PandasDontDrive> you get a problem boy
58:52 <PandasDontDrive> aye china
58:56 <Tampon_Rifle> damn express lane
58:59 <Tampon_Rifle> cant pickup
59:02 <bee_hornet> kibblz: go to the local pools
59:03 <PandasDontDrive> yew want to stert some shet with me aye boy
59:04 <Bandicoot> oh
59:09 <Tampon_Rifle> old guy with milk behind me
59:11 <Bandicoot> i chat to a checkout chick
59:15 <Bandicoot> her name is cassy
59:17 <Tampon_Rifle> ruined my mojo
59:19 <Bandicoot> and she like me
59:31 <Tampon_Rifle> you are a checkout chick?
59:31 <Von_Smallhausen> chu ask hurr if she like kidz?
59:34 <Von_Smallhausen> little kidz?
59:36 <Bandicoot> no mang
59:38 <bee_hornet> another tip dont come out
59:43 <Bandicoot> she too little foh kidz
59:43 <Tampon_Rifle> oh she "likes" you
59:45 <PandasDontDrive> i kinda like one of ashlees friends
59:46 <Von_Smallhausen> she look like a tiger?
59:47 <Bandicoot> her waist is like size 6
59:48 <PandasDontDrive> but she got a bf now
59:51 <Tampon_Rifle> she's not "like you"
59:52 <PandasDontDrive> but she 18 too
59:54 <PandasDontDrive> haha
00:01 <Tampon_Rifle> damn engrish
00:02 <Bandicoot> lets see ash and the rifle
00:07 <Tampon_Rifle> yes
00:10 <Tampon_Rifle> pics or gtfo
00:13 <PandasDontDrive> pff
00:13 <Bandicoot> lol
00:17 <Bandicoot> he doesnt ahve any
00:18 <bee_hornet> http://www.xshemales.net/
00:20 <Bandicoot> making it all up
00:21 <PandasDontDrive> like im goin to whore my mate
00:25 <PandasDontDrive> ill go on her facebook
00:36 <PandasDontDrive> naw id show kibblz
00:40 <PandasDontDrive> cause he's not a fiend
00:41 <bee_hornet> this is cool
00:42 <Bandicoot> just cut half her face off
00:43 <Von_Smallhausen> Bandicoot chu got the stuff???
00:44 <PandasDontDrive> like you faggots
00:44 <Bandicoot> and show us half
00:47 <PandasDontDrive> haha
00:48 <Bandicoot> so we cant I.D her
00:57 <PandasDontDrive> we talk about killing people
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
01:10 <Von_Smallhausen> where chu from Bandicoot?
01:11 <Bandicoot> Von_Smallhausen *nods*
01:13 <Bandicoot> chu got da money?
01:23 <Tampon_Rifle> imaginary female friends ftl
01:35 <Bandicoot> i from Chivato HQ
01:36 <Von_Smallhausen> yeah i gots da the money
01:37 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
01:37 <Bandicoot> melbourne
01:41 <PandasDontDrive> most my friends are chicks
01:50 <Bandicoot> pandas u have none
01:50 <Von_Smallhausen> PandasDontDrive are dey good?
01:54 <Bandicoot> no picks no chicks
01:54 <Von_Smallhausen> would manny like em?
02:01 <PandasDontDrive> the ones i hang out with
02:02 <PandasDontDrive> suck a dick brb cig
02:05 <bee_hornet> yeh i like
02:10 <PandasDontDrive> they r all good
02:12 <Bandicoot> did u hang out with rhee?
02:14 <PandasDontDrive> i dont have ugly friends
02:17 <PandasDontDrive> fuck rhee
02:22 <Von_Smallhausen> lol
02:23 <Bandicoot> did u hang out with her?
02:24 <PandasDontDrive> im friends with gs69azza
02:25 <bee_hornet> fuck her
02:27 <Bandicoot> i know
02:29 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
02:34 <PandasDontDrive> i switched sides
02:34 <Von_Smallhausen> dat chivato?
02:36 <Bandicoot> but did u ever say rhee, ur eyeballs are gorgeous
02:38 <PandasDontDrive> not on rhees side nemore
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02:40 <Bandicoot> ur nose is so delicate
02:48 <PandasDontDrive> ive talked to rhee on the fone a few times
02:50 <Von_Smallhausen> chu change PandasDontDrive
02:52 <bee_hornet> i wanna cum in her eyes
02:54 <Bandicoot> does she sound sexy?
02:55 <dudley> PandasDontDrive i'm sick of all your shit
02:59 <Von_Smallhausen> what she say ?
02:59 <PandasDontDrive> no
03:03 <Bandicoot> lol
03:08 <Tampon_Rifle> i agree with dudley
03:09 <Von_Smallhausen> did chu ask hurr if she like kidz?
03:12 <Bandicoot> she sound like a walrus
03:15 <Tampon_Rifle> even tho he's a nuffnuff
03:20 <PandasDontDrive> she just sounds aussie
03:28 <PandasDontDrive> lol nuffnuff
03:29 <dudley> Tampon_Rifle lets bash our dick and cun.ts together
03:34 <Tampon_Rifle> no
03:36 <Tampon_Rifle> fag
03:40 <dudley> fuck you
03:44 <PandasDontDrive> lol
03:44 <Tampon_Rifle> no
03:45 <bee_hornet> i rather hang out with a girl dog than a female
03:46 <Bandicoot> chu fucked up
03:47 <Bandicoot> chu say
03:49 <Bandicoot> at 3am
03:50 <PandasDontDrive> dudley is my new best friend
03:51 <PandasDontDrive> haha
03:52 <PandasDontDrive> brb
03:53 <Bandicoot> i never have girl friends
03:54 <Von_Smallhausen> what time?
04:06 <Tampon_Rifle> me and dudley were friends for like 30 minutes
04:12 <Von_Smallhausen> and what chu gonna say?
04:14 <Tampon_Rifle> then i threw him to da kerb
04:17 <Bandicoot> i gonna say
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04:20 <Bandicoot> rhee messd up
04:24 <Von_Smallhausen> dats it
04:30 <dudley> Tampon_Rifle suck on my dick in the form of a blowjob.
04:36 <Tampon_Rifle> no
04:36 <Von_Smallhausen> dudley
04:39 <Tampon_Rifle> freak
04:40 <Von_Smallhausen> chu a homosexual??????????
04:45 <Pieter> fucking hell Bandicoot
04:48 <Pieter> fuck off with the insults ok
04:50 <dudley> nope, no way hozay
04:57 <Von_Smallhausen> dudley do chu like to dress up like as a woman?
04:58 <Pieter> people cant stand your idiotic behavour
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05:04 <Tampon_Rifle> dun speak to no cubans like dat
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05:07 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter
05:11 <Von_Smallhausen> chu wanna job?
05:20 <Von_Smallhausen> prick has me on ignore
05:23 <Von_Smallhausen> fucking chivato
05:34 <dudley> suck 90 cocks Von_Smallhausen
05:41 <Von_Smallhausen> dudley chu a real chazzer
05:44 <Von_Smallhausen> chu know what dat is?
05:50 <Von_Smallhausen> dats the yiddish word for pig
05:53 <Von_Smallhausen> and chu a pig mang
06:00 <Von_Smallhausen> dudley chu don't fly straight
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06:13 <Tampon_Rifle> horse is a pig dat dont fly straight
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06:35 <Bandicoot> irc chiqz
06:36 Nick: Christina is now known as Christina[StraighteningHair]
06:39 <Bandicoot> i neva trust dem
06:48 <Tampon_Rifle> slutes
06:50 <Von_Smallhausen> dey suck too much cock chico
07:02 <Von_Smallhausen> dey just cock hungry bitches
07:09 <Von_Smallhausen> looking for young bucks
07:28 <Bandicoot> when a chick connect to irc, she had something done to her
07:30 <Bandicoot> abusive bf
07:32 <Bandicoot> kidz
07:34 <Von_Smallhausen> lol
07:34 <Bandicoot> something
07:42 <Tampon_Rifle> general stupidity
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08:00 <Tampon_Rifle> irc is a mans domain
08:21 <Bandicoot> i only trust rhee wit candy in her mouth
08:25 <Bandicoot> it misleading
08:30 <Bandicoot> but den when da candy run out
08:33 <Bandicoot> i scared
08:34 <Von_Smallhausen> lol
08:39 <Von_Smallhausen> hahaha
08:46 <Von_Smallhausen> she look good wit candy
08:49 <Von_Smallhausen> no shit
08:58 <Von_Smallhausen> look like a top notch cocksucker
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08:59 <Tampon_Rifle> been knocked up by some loser
09:05 <Tampon_Rifle> tainted goods
09:06 <Von_Smallhausen> chu imagine your candy in hurr mouth
09:10 <Bandicoot> at first chu think chu dealin wit a pussycat
09:15 <Bandicoot> but den chu dealin wit a tiger mang
09:52 <Tampon_Rifle> why even look at a tin of spam when you can get scotch fillet
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11:11 <Bandicoot> boss made me go out today
11:17 <Bandicoot> i tell him, further away
11:21 <Bandicoot> cost me more.
11:23 <Bandicoot> it risky
11:36 <Von_Smallhausen> chu no errand boy
11:46 <Von_Smallhausen> chu shoulda called up Pieter
11:51 <Von_Smallhausen> tell him to move his ass
11:52 <Bandicoot> i givin week notice on monday
11:53 <Pieter> opoo ooo
11:56 <Bandicoot> im out
11:57 <Von_Smallhausen> fucking chivato
12:00 <Pieter> i got 2 big macs for 4.95 coupon
12:03 <Pieter> baaaaargain
12:03 <Pieter> :P
12:04 <Bandicoot> i dont need dat shit in my life mang
12:06 <Pieter> im so excited:P
12:11 <Bandicoot> i chasin da big bux now
12:19 <Pieter> big bucks hahaha
12:21 <Von_Smallhausen> chu working for Sosa?
12:23 <Bandicoot> forget fourteen five an hour
12:51 <Bandicoot> i workin for Montana Reality Co.
13:00 <Tampon_Rifle> lol
13:07 <Pieter> not any more
13:08 <Pieter> :)
13:10 Nick: Tampon_Rifle is now known as Django
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13:31 <Django> i can get you fights in the ufc chico
13:32 <WiLd_TuRkeY> my school was rated the best school
13:42 <WiLd_TuRkeY> that makes me smarter then you
14:04 <Bandicoot> i done wit fighting mang
14:08 <Bandicoot> dat is den
14:10 <Bandicoot> dis is now
14:13 <Bandicoot> i got to think big chico
14:16 <Bandicoot> gotta expand
14:30 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger (Official video clip)
14:30 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu9xx5Ri278
14:33 <Bandicoot> i wonna make a move
14:35 <Bandicoot> i make a moove
14:44 <Bandicoot> der no stoppin me
14:53 <Bandicoot> i get what comin to me...
14:55 <Django> top 'o da world ma
14:55 * WiLd_TuRkeY plays air guitar
14:56 <Von_Smallhausen> what about frank, Bandicoot?
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15:02 <Bandicoot> i like frank
15:14 <Bandicoot> only i like his gurl betta
15:21 <Von_Smallhausen> Elvira
15:21 <dudley> school is where girls learn howto be sluts
15:27 <Von_Smallhausen> dudley
15:30 <Von_Smallhausen> chu fucked up mang
15:37 <Django> you went to an all boys school dudley
15:38 <Bandicoot> ask chuself
15:40 <Von_Smallhausen> shut your fucking mouth mang
15:46 <Bandicoot> why would chu work for an hourly rate
15:46 <Von_Smallhausen> like a bug coming outta it
15:59 <Bandicoot> when chu could be gettin hourly rate + comission mang
16:00 <dudley> whatevs Von_Smallhausen fag
16:09 <Bandicoot> i get what comin to me
16:13 <Bandicoot> da world chico...
16:17 <Von_Smallhausen> whats wit dis dishwasher chico?
16:19 <Bandicoot> n everyting innit
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16:30 <Bandicoot> my boss he soft
16:41 <Bandicoot> lets the manager walk all over him
16:44 <Django> i need to take my pants off
16:44 <Bandicoot> he scared
16:52 <Bandicoot> he neva get anywhere mang
16:55 <Django> gettin hot in here
16:56 <Von_Smallhausen> hey dudley where chu get the beauty scar? tough guy!
16:59 <Bandicoot> i like a peasant
17:00 <Von_Smallhausen> eatting pussy??
17:20 <Bandicoot> if chu making under 80k a year
17:24 <Bandicoot> chu need to think big bux
17:26 <astro_29cam> anyone up for some cam2cam?
17:35 <WiLd_TuRkeY> and im Rocky
17:41 <Bandicoot> no point in workin for a chivato dat pay you less
17:42 <Django> dis aint no cam channel puto
17:42 * WiLd_TuRkeY pucnhes the aiur
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17:59 <Pieter> hahahaha
18:06 <Pieter> a 15 year old skool kid talking about money
18:10 <Pieter> and calling people peasants
18:15 <Bandicoot> Pieter wah chu got a problam wit dat?
18:19 <Pieter> jesus this world has gone upside down
18:23 <Django> Bandicoot is legit
18:23 <Pieter> naa not at all
18:25 <Pieter> im just laughing
18:26 <Pieter> :)
18:27 <Bandicoot> wah chu ageist for mang?
18:29 <Pieter> fully Django:P
18:43 <Bandicoot> 15 know and done more in his years den chu done in ur 30 yrs mang
18:46 <Bandicoot> now dat is sad mang
18:54 <Pieter> yeah you keep telling yaself that :)
18:57 <Bandicoot> i even got laid b4 u
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19:02 <Bandicoot> chu 30 still no root
19:02 <Von_Smallhausen> uh oh
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19:06 <Bandicoot> i 15, so far 3
19:06 <Von_Smallhausen> here comes trouble
19:09 <Pieter> exactly!
19:10 <Bandicoot> chu wanna compare?
19:14 <Bandicoot> chu dont stack up
19:15 <Von_Smallhausen> is it me or did it just get fatter in here?
19:16 <alch3my> chu think your hardc0re?
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19:19 <Pieter> chu
19:19 <Django> i train muay thai with bandicoot, harder kicks than stan the man Pieter
19:20 <Pieter> :)
19:22 <Pieter> hahaha
19:22 <Bandicoot> chu a chazzer Pieter
19:27 <Pieter> hahahaha Django
19:30 <Bandicoot> chu not worth the time of day
19:32 <Pieter> a chazzer
19:33 <Pieter> hahahaha
19:42 <Thebestjerk> who u train with dosnt make u good
19:48 <alch3my> rape doesnt count Bandicoot.. nor does it count if she was drunk... nor does itcount if shes crying ;p
19:52 <Thebestjerk> its who u are that makes u good
19:54 <Bandicoot> i do m/t and ninjitsu
20:01 <Bandicoot> since i was 6
20:04 <Bandicoot> only a kid
20:05 <Bandicoot> a little kid
20:08 <Von_Smallhausen> lol
20:08 <Pieter> hahahaha
20:13 <Thebestjerk> i trained with arslan and carnage dosnt mean im near their level
20:14 <Pieter> BBS
20:18 <Django> i got my taekwondo blackbelt in 6 months
20:21 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter chu going to look for a job?
20:21 <Pieter> bandicoots bullshit stories
20:22 <PandasDontDrive> fuck i love this movie
20:25 <Pieter> hahaha Django
20:26 <PandasDontDrive> gets me fucken hot
20:26 <Bandicoot> Pieter come meet me
20:28 <Pieter> took me 3 years :(
20:30 <Bandicoot> dare say im not lying
20:32 <alch3my> american psycho, PandasDontDrive? ;)
20:35 <PandasDontDrive> haha nah
20:39 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hahahahaha
20:39 <PandasDontDrive> Any Given Sunday
20:45 <alch3my> cant say ive seen it
20:46 <PandasDontDrive> <3s nfl
20:46 <Pieter> im black 1 dan :/
20:47 <Bandicoot> lol Pieter getting his ass kicked by a 15yr old
20:48 <Bandicoot> half his age
20:49 <Bandicoot> lol
20:50 <PandasDontDrive> oliver stone film
20:53 <Bandicoot> Pieter wanna meet?
20:55 <Pieter> hahaha Bandicoot
20:55 <Bandicoot> im serious
20:56 <PandasDontDrive> its like a fucken war zone
21:00 <Bandicoot> im dead serious
21:02 <Pieter> collingwood station
21:05 <Bandicoot> I would flog you
21:06 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter is a homosexual
21:08 <Pieter> then yeh, ill go for the walk
21:09 <Von_Smallhausen> watch your ass chico
21:11 <Bandicoot> chu soft
21:12 <alch3my> where is Pieter getting his ass kicked by a 15yr old?
21:18 <Django> colli station
21:20 <Pieter> alch3my: in his mind
21:21 <Bandicoot> collingwood is too far for me
21:22 <Django> throwdown
21:24 <Bandicoot> im in toorak
21:27 <alch3my> Pieter: Yeah thats what I thought
21:27 <Pieter> hahahaha
21:29 <Pieter> toorak
21:30 <Bandicoot> i make da big bux
21:32 <Pieter> and collingwood is too far
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21:39 <Bandicoot> i only have a bmx mang
21:41 Nick: Christina[InTheToilet] is now known as kibblz
21:42 <Pieter> collingwood is only 3-4km from toorak idiot
21:44 <Bandicoot> wah chu tink i ride all day way
21:45 <alch3my> I has a bmx too
21:46 <Bandicoot> fuck dat
21:47 <Pieter> how is that too far
21:51 <Bandicoot> i dun need dat in my life mang
21:54 <Von_Smallhausen> lol
21:55 <Bandicoot> i repespected
21:59 <Bandicoot> chu come to me okeh?
22:03 <Pieter> repespected
22:03 <Bandicoot> den we talk
22:04 <Pieter> hahahaha
22:07 <Thebestjerk> fear the keyboard warriors
22:09 <Bandicoot> Rhee respects me
22:11 <alch3my> pheer
22:12 <WiLd_TuRkeY> just be urself
22:15 <Bandicoot> she like "dat guy.. he goin places"
22:19 <Pieter> alch3my: repespected!
22:20 <alch3my> ROFL
22:20 <Von_Smallhausen> rofl
22:21 <Django> come to coburg leisure centre, we can fight in the kids pool
22:22 <alch3my> Bandicoot
22:30 <alch3my> You made me lol
22:32 <Pieter> BBS
22:40 <Django> see pieter runs now
22:40 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter chu going to think it all over?
22:44 * Bandicoot gives alch3my some octopus
22:48 * Pieter sprints away
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22:55 <Von_Smallhausen> think about your sad dreary existance
22:56 <alch3my> ... awesome
22:59 <Von_Smallhausen> chu fucking chivato
23:00 * WiLd_TuRkeY watchs Pieter do the harry holt
23:04 * Von_Smallhausen flicks a toothpick @ Pieter
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23:10 <Pieter> whats a harry holt?
23:16 <Django> the bolt
23:19 <alch3my> .g define:harry holt
23:19 Nick: lippa is now known as |lippa|
23:20 <midori> Harry Holt (born December 29, 1957 in Harlingen, Texas) was a football player in the CFL for five years and in the NFL for five years. ... @ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Holt&ei=VS1hS_OsEIGOkQWG4f3iCw&sa=X&oi=define&ct=&cd=1&ved=0CAUQpAMoAA ( http://www.google.com/search?hl=all&q=define:harry%20holt )
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23:24 <Pieter> ahh k
23:41 <Django> learn your rhyming slang
23:41 <Bandicoot> Pieter chu like a pig dat dnt fly straight
23:43 <Django> git
23:50 <Bandicoot> i never trusted chu mang
23:53 <PandasDontDrive> alch3my
23:55 <alch3my> MANG
23:56 <PandasDontDrive> what area you in?
23:59 <alch3my> adelaide
23:59 <PandasDontDrive> <--west hindmarsh
24:03 <PandasDontDrive> yer ino
24:06 <alch3my> para hills west
24:09 <Bandicoot> Toorak Tyrants
24:10 <PandasDontDrive> we've chatted for years haha
24:12 <PandasDontDrive> ahh ok
24:12 <Bandicoot> is my krew name
24:13 <Pieter> a pig that dont fly straight
24:13 <Von_Smallhausen> fucking losers
24:16 <Pieter> pigs dont fly idiot
24:17 <PandasDontDrive> you cool
24:17 <Bandicoot> we tag TT
24:21 <Von_Smallhausen> look at dez bitches
24:22 <alch3my> yeah im hardcore living in the ghetto
24:23 <PandasDontDrive> or annoying in person
24:23 <Bandicoot> TT is Toorak Tyrants
24:25 <PandasDontDrive> lol
24:25 <Pieter> unless you're in a copper chopper
24:29 <Bandicoot> watch chuself
24:31 <Bandicoot> mang
24:32 <alch3my> was golden grove
24:34 <Pieter> chu
24:34 <Pieter> mang
24:39 <Bandicoot> TT is comin for ya
24:41 <PandasDontDrive> yeah i had a unit in golden grove in 2000
24:44 <Pieter> these 15 year olds are taking over the world
24:48 <PandasDontDrive> moved to windsor gardens
24:50 <alch3my> ah wasnt in SA in 2000 ;)
24:51 <PandasDontDrive> big ass house
24:59 <Bandicoot> golden grove is hoodrat
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> then moved across the road into holden hill
25:01 <PandasDontDrive> lol
25:07 <Django> fucken SA fags
25:07 <alch3my> thats hardly across the road
25:11 <Django> get your own room
25:11 <PandasDontDrive> had to move away from the gang life
25:12 <Bandicoot> couple my fallen souljahz lived in grove
25:15 <Bandicoot> dey dead now
25:17 <PandasDontDrive> naw it was
25:18 <alch3my> fulli
25:19 <PandasDontDrive> literally
25:23 <Pieter> fallen souljahz
25:23 <PandasDontDrive> lyons road
25:24 <Pieter> hahahaha
25:24 <Bandicoot> R.I.P menzy, tuppa, mungo, dunga
25:30 <PandasDontDrive> seperating windsor from holden hill lol
25:32 <alch3my> holden hill is ages away from grove
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25:39 <PandasDontDrive> oh yer
25:40 <Bandicoot> died in da struggle
25:42 <PandasDontDrive> from the grove for sure
25:44 <alch3my> I used to do work for the dole around the corner from the cop shop ;p
25:46 <Pieter> jesus
25:48 <PandasDontDrive> lol
25:48 <Pieter> this is pathetic
25:50 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
25:50 <Pieter> bbs
25:51 <Django> lol
25:54 <Django> work for the dole
25:54 <PandasDontDrive> ive been locked down there
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25:57 <PandasDontDrive> a few times
26:00 <Django> what a loser
26:01 <alch3my> sucks to be you ;p
26:02 <Bandicoot> i have sticker on my bike dat say
26:03 <PandasDontDrive> nothing like a cell for the night
26:04 <PandasDontDrive> lol
26:07 <alch3my> ive not been in lockup since i left kalgoorlie
26:10 <PandasDontDrive> haha
26:11 <Bandicoot> R.i.P menzy, tuppa, mungo, dunga
26:17 <Bandicoot> fallen souljahz
26:20 <PandasDontDrive> i dont mind it
26:25 <PandasDontDrive> gives you a chance to relax
26:27 <PandasDontDrive> think about shit
26:28 <alch3my> i minded it
26:34 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter chu got no pizzzazzzz mang
26:35 <Bandicoot> didnt get rich
26:36 <alch3my> four cops drag me in and said I was going to start shit
26:39 <Bandicoot> but dey die tryin
26:39 <alch3my> broke my phone and my pants
26:40 <Von_Smallhausen> look at da way chu dress
26:46 <PandasDontDrive> yeah they are fuckshits
26:47 <Von_Smallhausen> look like a peasant
26:48 <PandasDontDrive> i hate cops
26:53 <PandasDontDrive> im not a trouble maker anymore
26:55 <Django> sick of paying taxes for these scumbags
26:59 <alch3my> indeed
26:59 <Bandicoot> sandraa got pizzazz
27:03 <Von_Smallhausen> lol
27:05 <PandasDontDrive> was locked up for the night last year for no reason
27:06 <Bandicoot> she need guy clothes
27:07 <Django> goin out in a blast mang
27:10 <Von_Smallhausen> she got big shoulders chico
27:11 <Django> wheres my 9
27:13 <PandasDontDrive> the fucken bouncer started bashing into me
27:15 <Von_Smallhausen> she could flatten me
27:16 <Bandicoot> Amart all sports
27:16 <PandasDontDrive> so i told him
27:17 <alch3my> haha
27:21 <Bandicoot> gridiron section
27:22 <PandasDontDrive> you hit me again im gonna slap you
27:28 <alch3my> yeah thats assult ;p
27:29 <Pieter> might have a drink i think
27:30 <Von_Smallhausen> quarter back
27:32 <PandasDontDrive> so he did and i slapped the fuck across the face like a bitch
27:33 <PandasDontDrive> lol
27:34 <Bandicoot> imagine sandraa wit shoulder pads?
27:37 <Von_Smallhausen> lollllllllll
27:38 <PandasDontDrive> went to court
27:39 <alch3my> bouncers think they have some sort of license to beat down on people
27:43 <Von_Smallhausen> fuck mang
27:43 <PandasDontDrive> got a non conviction
27:46 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
27:48 <Bandicoot> alch3my they do
27:53 <alch3my> no they dont kid
27:54 <Von_Smallhausen> how she fit in here?
27:55 <Bandicoot> they get shit all the time from chivatos
27:57 <PandasDontDrive> you drink alch3my?
28:00 <Django> i've worked as a bouncer
28:01 <Bandicoot> on every street corner watchin dem
28:01 <alch3my> stfu you're not even old enough to enter a bar
28:07 <alch3my> ofcourse
28:08 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
28:11 <Django> beating goths and hip hop guys is the best
28:12 <sandraa> fuck off my shoulders r fine
28:15 <Von_Smallhausen> she should be security guard
28:17 <PandasDontDrive> what do you get upto?
28:18 <sandraa> :P
28:22 <Bandicoot> i was working at meatworks when i was 11
28:27 <Bandicoot> said i was 15
28:27 <alch3my> drink and smoke at mates.. fuck going out
28:28 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa chu big hunny
28:29 <Bandicoot> 18 bux an hour
28:35 <Von_Smallhausen> lollllll Bandicoot
28:38 <Bandicoot> made some bux, had enough of dead cow heads
28:39 <Von_Smallhausen> wtf mang
28:40 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen no chu big
28:43 <PandasDontDrive> nice
28:45 <PandasDontDrive> yeah sames
28:46 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa thanks
28:47 <Von_Smallhausen> :P
28:48 <PandasDontDrive> i hate goin out
28:51 <Django> drop you pale pansies with a light backhand
28:59 <Bandicoot> where is ashlee and her silver rifle?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> id like to see you drop me Django
29:01 <Bandicoot> chu lie
29:04 <PandasDontDrive> mate
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29:10 <Bandicoot> i really want to see ash
29:11 <PandasDontDrive> if i send round pics of my best mate
29:14 <Django> i'd love to
29:16 <alch3my> Django: Drop me too
29:20 <PandasDontDrive> ill be reading "does she give head"
29:20 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen chu small dick big body
29:20 <PandasDontDrive> etc
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29:21 <Bandicoot> ur best mate lol
29:22 <Django> your fatty marshmellow face
29:25 <Von_Smallhausen> lol sandraa
29:26 <Von_Smallhausen> cute
29:27 <Bandicoot> prolly
29:28 <Bandicoot> i wouldnt
29:31 <Bandicoot> i not a chivato
29:32 <Django> it would be nasty
29:35 <Von_Smallhausen> i can prove chu wrong
29:37 <PandasDontDrive> Django awesome
29:39 <Bandicoot> i dont say dat bout rhee
29:39 <Von_Smallhausen> but i let chu believe it
29:41 <Django> one casted overhand right
29:42 <PandasDontDrive> you're so tough dude
29:47 <alch3my> e-thugga fo lyfe Django
29:48 <PandasDontDrive> lol
29:48 <Django> and you'd be dreaming
29:51 <PandasDontDrive> man
29:52 <Bandicoot> i neva say bad tings bout pussycats
29:54 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen chu cant prove me wrong
29:58 <Bandicoot> sandraa
29:58 <PandasDontDrive> atleast Bandicoot does mua thai or some shit
30:02 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa sure i can
30:04 <sandraa> chu not good enough :P
30:05 <Bandicoot> license n registration plz
30:08 <PandasDontDrive> you're a fit fuck aye Bandicoot?
30:09 <Von_Smallhausen> i not?
30:12 <Bandicoot> muay thai
30:12 <Django> at least i dont identify with fictional characters
30:15 <Von_Smallhausen> chu kiddin?
30:15 <Bandicoot> i can fuck ppl up mang
30:20 <Django> what an enthralling life you must lead
30:21 <Bandicoot> somewhat yea
30:24 <PandasDontDrive> haha
30:26 <PandasDontDrive> jeah
30:26 <Von_Smallhausen> chu probably too big for me hunny it ok
30:28 <PandasDontDrive> i dunno
30:31 <Django> and alch3my go back to work for the dole you loser
30:34 <PandasDontDrive> was at my filo mates place
30:35 <Von_Smallhausen> if a chick got bigger shoulders den chu
30:35 <alch3my> No need
30:36 <Von_Smallhausen> fuck mang
30:38 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen chu dont know
30:38 <PandasDontDrive> worked up some cred
30:39 <Django> fuckin lowlifes
30:40 <Von_Smallhausen> chu in trouble
30:40 <alch3my> Thats all you got on me Django?
30:40 <Bandicoot> lets say
30:44 <PandasDontDrive> sparring with his housemate
30:47 <sandraa> chu stupid
30:48 <sandraa> lol
30:49 <PandasDontDrive> who is a pro muay thai
30:50 <Django> it speaks volumes about you
30:53 <PandasDontDrive> he used to fight for real
30:54 <alch3my> I did work for the dole last year in jan.. Django has nothing else on me ;)
30:55 <PandasDontDrive> underground shit
30:56 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa chu got ballz
30:59 <Von_Smallhausen> let me tell chu
31:01 <Bandicoot> i spread some guys ribs with a knee to the ribcage once
31:02 <PandasDontDrive> we did stick fighting aswell
31:06 <sandraa> chu got no balls
31:08 <Bandicoot> they seperated and i heard the snap
31:09 <Django> aside that you're a goth loser
31:10 <PandasDontDrive> dude took it easy on me
31:12 <alch3my> yes
31:13 <Bandicoot> so i did a runner
31:15 <PandasDontDrive> he countered every attack
31:16 <alch3my> you can whois me and see that im in goth
31:20 <alch3my> You are so hardcore Django
31:26 <alch3my> now whois me
31:26 <Django> with the intellectual capabilities of a lobotomised chimp
31:33 <PandasDontDrive> he wanted to see what muay thai vs kickboxing would do
31:34 <sandraa> chu just sad Von_Smallhausen let me tell chu dat
31:37 <Bandicoot> yea once u do it for awhile its like video games
31:37 <Django> i dont need to
31:37 <PandasDontDrive> cause i did kickboxing
31:41 <Bandicoot> reflexes improve
31:43 <alch3my> You do need to Django :)
31:44 <PandasDontDrive> only did thai boxing for a couple years
31:45 <Bandicoot> get to know whats comin
31:45 <Django> or make up lies about what chan your in
31:48 <Django> no
31:48 <PandasDontDrive> yer
31:49 <alch3my> Because you're a tool.
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31:52 <PandasDontDrive> those small filos man
31:54 <Django> lol
31:54 <alch3my> And tools are there to be used.
31:56 <PandasDontDrive> they are quick
31:58 <alch3my> So whois me, tool.
32:00 <Bandicoot> i dont even bother throwing punches, they are too predictable
32:02 <PandasDontDrive> and stick fighting was mad fun
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32:03 <Krystal> gawd little boys behave
32:05 <Django> hilarious coming from a waste of space like you
32:06 <Bandicoot> i go for close-range knee attacks
32:10 <PandasDontDrive> he kept smacking me on the knuckles and in the ribs
32:12 <Django> pot kettle black
32:13 <Bandicoot> they cripple any opponent
32:13 <alch3my> Whats the matter Django?
32:16 Quit: Austin316 ([email protected]) Quit:
32:17 <alch3my> Dont you want to fight me no more?
32:18 <PandasDontDrive> n using the end to punch my sternam
32:21 <Bandicoot> and no one really knows what happened cause its hidden
32:22 <Bandicoot> :D
32:24 <PandasDontDrive> had bruises for weeks lolz
32:29 <Sgt-Splode> Spiderman un super-festive puncho puncho!
32:32 <Django> i'd fight you anyday you unemployed goth pansy
32:32 <PandasDontDrive> good though
32:38 <Django> but you wouldnt show
32:41 <PandasDontDrive> cause i worked up reputation
32:41 <Django> like pandas
32:43 <Django> all talk
32:44 <Bandicoot> Sgt-Splode hey chief wiggum
32:51 <alch3my> yes, Im in melbourne, So I must be in melbourne... like goth.. You stupid fuck.
32:52 <Sgt-Splode> haha hello Bandicoot
32:53 <Krystal> gawd u lot
32:55 <PandasDontDrive> love hangin with those dudes
32:59 <Krystal> chill already
33:08 * Krystal waits to see all the love
33:09 * Bandicoot snnnnnnnnnnhaaaa.. get me another eh.. one of those hotdogs.. would yer?
33:09 * Sgt-Splode smacks Krystal in the jaw and tells her to get a macchiato for him
33:14 <PandasDontDrive> everytime i go around there's fkn bbq n oriental food then drinks
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33:20 <PandasDontDrive> one of the dudes was a cop
33:25 <lwrida> no way
33:26 <PandasDontDrive> other was a lawyer/justice of the peace
33:27 <PandasDontDrive> lol
33:28 <Krystal> Sgt-Splode no figting
33:35 <Sgt-Splode> lol I'm just kidding ... it's from this, the greatest damn movie trailer of all-time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU
33:40 <Django> i like figs
33:41 <Bandicoot> i dont hang out with any other cultures besides aussies
33:48 <Bandicoot> but i wish i had more diverse friends
33:48 <PandasDontDrive> "aint no athiests in foxholes!"
33:52 <Bandicoot> like krouts
33:52 <PandasDontDrive> "You better get used to that motherfucker I'll be picking peanuts out of your ass!"
33:53 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
33:57 <Sgt-Splode> I don't have any friends!
33:58 <Bandicoot> and russians
33:59 <Krystal> ur very naive then Bandicoot?
34:00 <Django> krauts
34:02 <PandasDontDrive> fuck russians
34:03 * Sgt-Splode high-fives himself
34:09 <PandasDontDrive> i fucked up my russian mate
34:12 <Krystal> PandasDontDrive don't they r always in a hurry
34:12 <PandasDontDrive> few months ago
34:13 <Bandicoot> Krystal no, tats just the kind of ppl i work with
34:15 <alch3my> he speaks of himself pretty big for a 15yr old Krystal ;)
34:19 <Bandicoot> I work labouring
34:20 <PandasDontDrive> guy stepped out of line twice in my place
34:23 <PandasDontDrive> nearlly bashed his gf
34:25 <Krystal> lol alch3my
34:27 <Bandicoot> only aussies do labouring
34:27 <PandasDontDrive> she kicked his arse
34:30 <Krystal> he is prolly as old as me
34:34 <PandasDontDrive> threw him over one of my couches lol!
34:38 <Sgt-Splode> PandasDontDrive, that sounds erotic
34:42 <PandasDontDrive> lol
34:43 <alch3my> I doubt that. ;)
34:45 <PandasDontDrive> tough bitch
34:51 <PandasDontDrive> dude is a rat
34:56 <Bandicoot> i get along really well with bogans
34:58 * Krystal slaps alch3my for being cxheeki
34:59 <PandasDontDrive> let me take the blame for this fight he started
35:03 <alch3my> ;P
35:07 <Krystal> -x
35:08 <PandasDontDrive> so now im in exile
35:09 <Sgt-Splode> To be quite-honest, I wouldn't mind dating a woman who knew how to fight. That way I wouldn't feel guilty when I slapped her into place
35:12 <Bandicoot> i can talk normally, when a bogan comes in i adapt
35:16 <PandasDontDrive> from goin to shit with people if hes there
35:20 <Krystal> lol Sgt-Splode
35:21 <Pieter> go that pet dog!!
35:22 <Bandicoot> yerr mate hows the missus goin, ya winnin mate?
35:30 <Krystal> u mean she would be doing the slapping to u
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35:32 <Bandicoot> ahh true? yea mate tats no fkn good
35:35 <Sgt-Splode> lol possibly
35:37 <Bandicoot> me n tha missus had a blue
35:39 <Sgt-Splode> Either way I'd be getting laid.
35:41 <PandasDontDrive> i hate rats
35:43 <Bandicoot> she got me in tha dog house again
35:44 <PandasDontDrive> man
35:46 <Krystal> u would always need it Sgt-Splode
35:53 <PandasDontDrive> fake friends that let you take the blame
35:55 <Pieter> whos gonna get that iPad?
35:56 <PandasDontDrive> to cover their arses
36:10 <Sgt-Splode> Wouldn't I, just? I'm just that kind of guy. You know, the sort who talks so much shit until BLAM I get a palm across the cheek from her
36:17 <Sgt-Splode> "Ok, I'll pipe down."
36:19 <PandasDontDrive> Django wants to fuck me
36:19 <Krystal> PandasDontDrive they r everywhere but then that is ok u can dob them in right?
36:25 <PandasDontDrive> nah
36:30 <PandasDontDrive> im honourable
36:36 <PandasDontDrive> ive only told ashlee about what happened really
36:42 <Krystal> hey if it is worth telling do it lol
36:44 <PandasDontDrive> everyone else still thinks i started this fight
36:49 <Sgt-Splode> I'd get into shape and look after myself in a metrosexual way, for a woman who knew how to fight.
36:51 <PandasDontDrive> i dont rat
36:55 <PandasDontDrive> even if ppl are dogs
36:55 <Sgt-Splode> I'd totally be her man-purse
36:56 <PandasDontDrive> lol
37:00 <Bandicoot> Ashlee is FICTIONAL
37:03 <Krystal> PandasDontDrive that aint ratting there is no such thing
37:06 <PandasDontDrive> yeah to you Bandicoot
37:09 <Krystal> weaklings dont tell the truth
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37:21 <PandasDontDrive> if i brought up what happened
37:26 <Sgt-Splode> I'm a weakling. I tell the truth. Except when I don't.
37:26 <Bandicoot> if i had a friend.. little ashlee that goes to the gym and talks openly about sex. i wouldnt BE HERE
37:27 <PandasDontDrive> itd stir the teacup
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37:32 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@180.98.C85AE4.BB080E
37:32 Kick: Party_vaN was kicked by ChanOP (to ban evade is nasty! (Abusive) perm banned)
37:33 <Krystal> ha Sgt-Splode
37:37 <PandasDontDrive> you wouldnt?
37:40 <PandasDontDrive> why not
37:42 <Bandicoot> i'd be on top of her
37:45 <Bandicoot> and on the side
37:47 <Bandicoot> and underneth
37:49 <PandasDontDrive> why?
37:50 <Bandicoot> and behind
37:54 <PandasDontDrive> again
37:55 <Krystal> Bandicoot is talking shit again i see
37:58 <PandasDontDrive> i reitterate, why?
38:04 <Pieter> Krystal: he just never stops!
38:07 <Bandicoot> because shes hot and a female
38:09 <Bandicoot> ?
38:10 <PandasDontDrive> so
38:11 <Django> Bandicoot is a gentleman and a scholar
38:11 <Krystal> hahaha i noticed
38:12 <Pieter> Krystal: he should totally be banned :/
38:17 <Krystal> it was so quiet when he was banned
38:19 <PandasDontDrive> most of my female friends are extremely hot
38:22 <Pieter> fully
38:24 <Bandicoot> i never was banned
38:30 <Pieter> he is still 2 week banned
38:32 <Krystal> yes u were
38:32 <Pieter> but he changed his ident
38:33 <PandasDontDrive> i dont go nuts like a banshee because of it
38:36 <Pieter> from cooter to cootr
38:38 <Krystal> 1 week drug chatter
38:40 <Bandicoot> nope
38:43 <PandasDontDrive> let's swiss cheese the walls!
38:43 <Sgt-Splode> Hmm, I need to get a move-on and make my first million from poker ... so I can just buy a wife
38:48 <Django> snitches get stitches
38:49 <Bandicoot> that was removed from TheWjm
38:50 <PandasDontDrive> haha Sgt-Splode
38:51 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
38:52 <Pieter> and he reset his modem
38:53 <Krystal> u just kept ban evading and changing ur nick and having a second one in here
38:55 <Sgt-Splode> :oD
38:56 <Bandicoot> Krystal you are uptight
38:59 <Pieter> yeh
39:03 <Pieter> FrankLopez was Bandicoot
39:05 <Bandicoot> nope
39:06 <Sgt-Splode> PandasDontDrive, I'm only up to $350! That won't be buying a wife!!!
39:07 <Krystal> Bandicoot na hun u r if u have to get rude
39:09 <Pieter> Bandicoot you are an idiot
39:15 <Bandicoot> if u have a problem talk to TheWJM
39:17 <Bandicoot> he removed the ban
39:18 <PandasDontDrive> more than my 89 cents Sgt-Splode LOL
39:20 <Bandicoot> ok?
39:28 <Pieter> Ill talk to him Bandicoot
39:29 <Pieter> :)
39:30 <procontinuation> Hmmmmmm.
39:31 <Sgt-Splode> Hmm ... maybe I'll invest in you
39:31 <procontinuation> Mad.
39:37 <Bandicoot> lol @ Pieter still going on about shit from 2 weeks ago
39:39 <Bandicoot> pathetic
39:42 <alch3my> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hN9TtBO21Y&feature=rec-LGOUT-exp_fresh+div-1r-5-HM
39:42 <Bandicoot> and Krystal just as bad
39:45 <Bandicoot> grow up please
39:46 <Krystal> procontinuation no cb radio action today?
39:49 <PandasDontDrive> brb
39:56 <Django> Pieter got punk'd
40:01 <Pieter> Krystal: are you a schmega wega?
40:04 <Pieter> 27mhz?
40:07 <Pieter> :)
40:17 <Pieter> cb radio :p
40:22 Kick: Bandicoot was kicked by ChanOP ([Krystal] behave and settle if you can't take the heat get out of the channel)
40:26 <Sgt-Splode> lol
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40:32 <alch3my> thats 15 for ya
40:33 <alch3my> ;)
40:34 <Bandicoot> wtf
40:35 <Pieter> fully Django :P
40:39 <Bandicoot> TheWJM u there
40:41 <Bandicoot> ?
40:43 <alch3my> lol
40:45 <Bandicoot> Longie
40:46 <alch3my> cry to TheWJM
40:47 <Krystal> Pieter what am i lol
40:49 <alch3my> and Longie
40:54 <alch3my> Krystal is an op too FOOL
40:55 <Pieter> Bandicoot: TheWJM wont listen to you, trust me :)
40:59 <Krystal> what is a schmega wega?
41:09 <Pieter> Krystal: a person who uses 27MHz CB radio
41:12 <Bandicoot> Krystal was baiting me
41:17 <Bandicoot> then kicks me
41:18 <Bandicoot> ?
41:18 <Pieter> Im on Amateur Band :/
41:18 <alch3my> I doubt that
41:22 <Bandicoot> bad moderating
41:30 <Sgt-Splode> Somehow I doubt TheWJM would even hear you, over the numerous folds of fat covering his ear-canal :oD
41:31 <Pieter> 70cm 2M and UHF (UHF is public)
41:34 <Bandicoot> lol
41:36 <Django> lol
41:40 <Pieter> Bandicoot: and you were baiting me
41:42 <Pieter> so whats the problem?
41:43 <Bandicoot> how many cows does it take _____________
41:44 <Bandicoot> 8
41:47 <Sgt-Splode> bahahahaha
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41:58 <Krystal> oh no not me Pieter procontinuation is
42:01 <Bandicoot> Pieter i dont even talk to you unless you ask me a question
42:13 <Pieter> ahh k Krystal
42:17 <Bandicoot> you arent worth it, cause you cry to Krystal
42:19 <Pieter> i never ask you a question Bandicoot
42:26 <Pieter> Krystal: I cry to you :(
42:28 <Pieter> :~(
42:32 <Bandicoot> and Krystal has no real judgement, shes ban happy
42:38 * Krystal wipes Pieter's tears
42:39 <Bandicoot> and needs ops revoked like Spirited
42:41 <Sgt-Splode> Ok, I'm sick of poker for today
42:44 <Django> Bandicoot never even mentioned you today Pieter
42:50 <Django> you started baiting him
42:51 <Bandicoot> tards..
42:53 <alch3my> Django and Bandicoot
42:56 <alch3my> vs
42:58 <Sgt-Splode> You beat two trees!
43:01 <Bandicoot> lol
43:03 <alch3my> PandasDontDrive Pieter and alch3my
43:07 <Bandicoot> we could take the entire channel
43:08 * Sgt-Splode can count to potato
43:10 <alch3my> ROFL
43:11 <Pieter> Django: Naa, I just mentioned that the comment was a lie
43:16 <alch3my> You just made me wet myself
43:21 <Bandicoot> Django and I would go back to back
43:27 <Bandicoot> and K.O all these weak motherfuckers
43:28 <Django> fight wouldnt even get sanctioned
43:29 <Bandicoot> lol
43:29 <Pieter> im wet too alch3my
43:34 <Sgt-Splode> Bandicoot, I don't doubt it. You could take the entire channel ... out to dinner. What are we eating?
43:34 <alch3my> Id shoot you
43:36 <alch3my> Just because I can.
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43:49 <Pieter> uh oh
43:50 <Django> parma at the rsl
43:53 <Pieter> ive only had 1 glass of alc
43:57 <Pieter> and its creepin on
43:57 <Bandicoot> Sgt-Splode Spinage Soup
44:02 <Pieter> its bad stuff already
44:10 <alch3my> teds plattys baby
44:10 <alch3my> :D
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44:13 <alch3my> luff.
44:17 <Sgt-Splode> Don't you just love when you spill bleach on your hand, forget to wash it ... and then start chewing some fingernail about 15 minutes later?
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44:33 <alch3my> I hate that with scratching my ears, Sgt-Splode
44:46 <Sgt-Splode> alch3my, how'd you get bleach on your paws?
44:49 <Bandicoot> not unless you hate white teeth
44:54 <alch3my> No no
45:01 <alch3my> scratching your ear.. then biting your finger nails
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45:13 <Bandicoot> what were you bleaching?
45:21 <Django> their anuses
45:25 <Bandicoot> the cornholio
45:27 <Sgt-Splode> I know - I was just making a joke about you "scratching your ear with your paw because you're a dog" and ... uh ... forget it
45:32 <Django> bunghole
45:33 <alch3my> Uh
45:38 <alch3my> Im no dog wanker. :)
45:45 <Sgt-Splode> LOL my anus, that's classy ... I don't need bleach for that! My anus is ALREADY white from vitiligo!
45:52 <Django> lol
45:58 <Django> damm you splode
46:03 <Krystal> Sgt-Splode since when have u thought urself to be michael jackson?
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46:11 <Krystal> i mean fuck at least he had it on his hand ll
46:14 <alch3my> Sgt-Splode is BLAK?
46:20 <Django> since that court case with the kids?
46:24 <Krystal> well his butt must be
46:26 <alch3my> snap
46:35 <PandasDontDrive> haha
46:35 <PandasDontDrive> fkn telstra automated cals me
46:35 <PandasDontDrive> talking to some babu to get an extension
46:40 <alch3my> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=280_1264574884 this reminds me of Django and Bandicoot.. Just seems like them
46:41 <PandasDontDrive> i shoulda asked if she plays cricket
46:42 <Sgt-Splode> Sorry, was checking the weather .... right, where were we?
46:53 <PandasDontDrive> "how many of your twelve brothers came out spinning"
46:54 <PandasDontDrive> haha
46:58 <PandasDontDrive> fkn babus
47:05 <Krystal> babus?
47:15 <Krystal> gawd josh u pissed?
47:15 <PandasDontDrive> *whistles*
47:17 <Django> work for the dole
47:18 <Django> lol
47:21 <PandasDontDrive> its hindi for mr
47:26 <PandasDontDrive> i call indians Babu
47:32 <alch3my> yeah we all cant scab money off our parents all our life Django.
47:37 <Sgt-Splode> Ok, yes ... vitiligo. No, it isn't just restricted to black people. I have patches of it here and there, most-noticably around my eyes, mouth and on my elbows. I also have a multicoloured groin, not to mention my ghost-white pucker!!!
47:40 <PandasDontDrive> easier than typing indian lol
47:57 <Krystal> pucker
48:03 <Krystal> what happened to pecker?
48:03 <PandasDontDrive> Krystal
48:09 <Django> i support myself champ
48:10 <Sgt-Splode> Pucker = anus
48:11 <PandasDontDrive> did you know that indians used to be called Wogs
48:19 <Django> i dont need assistance from mummy or rudd
48:22 <Bandicoot> lol alch3my thats great
48:24 <PandasDontDrive> and babu is a polite term to call an indian
48:28 <PandasDontDrive> without being racist
48:28 <Django> go pick up some garbage
48:29 <PandasDontDrive> :P
48:30 <Krystal> Sgt-Splode u must spend heaps of time studying ur body Sgt-Splode
48:33 <Sgt-Splode> I noticed it one day when I bent over in front of a mirror to check something on my butt
48:37 <alch3my> Im picking on garbage.. I dont pick it up. :)
48:39 <Django> earn your fortnightly payment
48:41 <Sgt-Splode> lol
48:47 <PandasDontDrive> im on centerlink atm
48:49 <Krystal> PandasDontDrive aussies have called every race a wog at one time or another
48:51 <PandasDontDrive> it sucks
48:52 <Django> im the most well to do gent in here
48:55 * Sgt-Splode high-fives PandasDontDrive
48:56 <PandasDontDrive> only gettin 700 a fortnight
48:59 <alch3my> So Django.. Going to sit there behind your monitor pretending to be a big man or are you going to do anything ?
49:00 <Bandicoot> im wearing the white shirt and im bald, come get some dude
49:13 <PandasDontDrive> never have enough left over for going out
49:16 <Bandicoot> guy nearly spills his coffee getting out of there
49:17 <PandasDontDrive> buyin clothes
49:19 <Django> why do people put spaces before punctuation
49:25 <alch3my> oh ok
49:27 <Bandicoot> they aren't supposed to
49:27 <Krystal> u live at home PandasDontDrive?
49:31 <alch3my> let me type it for the morons (ie, you)
49:32 <PandasDontDrive> nah man
49:35 <PandasDontDrive> i moved out at 18
49:36 <Bandicoot> it's double space after full stop
49:41 <Krystal> oh
49:43 <Bandicoot> For Example. Now begin
49:43 <PandasDontDrive> ten yrs ago this year
49:50 <Django> come to coburg leisure centre or powerplay gym
49:51 <PandasDontDrive> live in a small apartment now
49:53 <Krystal> ur 28?
49:54 <Django> you wont
49:56 <Krystal> holy cow
49:58 <PandasDontDrive> 28 this yr
49:58 <alch3my> SoDjango..Goingtosittherebehindyourmonitorpretendingtobeabigmanorareyougoingtodoanything?
50:00 <Django> because you're a goth faggit
50:01 <PandasDontDrive> august :P
50:02 <Krystal> u old fart
50:07 <Krystal> :P
50:13 <PandasDontDrive> lol
50:17 <PandasDontDrive> brb cig
50:18 <Sgt-Splode> Hmm
50:21 <alch3my> Yes im so goth I even powder my hair.
50:31 * Sgt-Splode wonders if it's worth cashing out some $ from his account to Moneybookers to his bank
50:34 <Krystal> what happened to having died black hear
50:39 <Sgt-Splode> I'm so goth, I shit bats
50:40 <Krystal> powdering ur face white
50:40 <Django> even mrdanger comes off as interesting compared to you
50:41 <alch3my> beats me, Im goth apparently
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50:48 <Krystal> and black eye liner and black clothes
50:57 <Krystal> oh and red lipstick
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51:02 <alch3my> I must be in melbourne too
51:08 <Krystal> ha
51:09 <alch3my> because im in #melbourne
51:10 <alch3my> go figure
51:14 <cinnamon> I'm a spice
51:16 <Django> no
51:19 <Sgt-Splode> The difference between goths and emos is, goths know pain. Jon used Garfield's cat-brush instead of his own brush, so he's goth.
51:20 <Krystal> we have more from other states in here than melbournites
51:29 <cinnamon> I'm on a spice rack
51:32 <alch3my> Exactly Krystal
51:33 <Django> thats because you're from some shithole place that doesnt warrant having its own chan
51:34 <Krystal> cinnamon ur missing sugar then u would be a girl
51:35 <alch3my> Thats my point ;p
51:39 <cinnamon> mixed with sugar I go on toast
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51:43 <alch3my> Oh you stupid fuck Django.
51:48 <Django> no u
51:49 <alch3my> What is hashAdelaide?
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51:55 <Django> work for the dole guy
51:56 <alch3my> Not too bright are you sunshine?
52:00 <cinnamon> I am a girl because I have girl parts and no boy parts
52:03 <Django> brighter than you
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52:06 <alch3my> Oh yes
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52:08 <Krystal> ha right cinnamon
52:10 <Django> peasant
52:12 <alch3my> You are brighter than me... that comment just said it
52:13 <Krystal> hows the pm's going
52:15 <alch3my> "i no u r wot r i"
52:17 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i scream u scream we all fucking scream for ice cream
52:20 <alch3my> You fucking moron. :)
52:20 <cinnamon> He's so bright his father calls him Sunny/sonny
52:21 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hello everyone
52:26 * WiLd_TuRkeY hugs Krystal
52:27 <Django> have a cry champ
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52:31 * Krystal huggles WiLd_TuRkeY
52:36 <alch3my> I would if you could hurt me enough.
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52:44 <cinnamon> Alchemy's Dead
52:44 <Krystal> hey Wags-The-Dog where's henry the octapus?
52:49 <alch3my> cinnamons a fat american ;)
52:50 <Bandicoot> Geek-Girl hihi.
52:55 <Django> it's clear i do
52:58 <cinnamon> Cinnabuns
52:59 <Krystal> where is geek girl
53:01 <Django> you're like a puppet
53:04 <WiLd_TuRkeY> team amerika - fuck yeah
53:05 <alch3my> Django: Step out.
53:06 <cinnamon> I'm australian as well
53:07 <Bandicoot> nunya
53:09 <Pieter> Geek-Girl: challenge me!
53:18 <Geek-Girl> In?
53:22 <Krystal> oh there she is
53:23 <Pieter> one sec
53:24 <Pieter> ill pick
53:25 <cinnamon> Citizenship
53:25 <Krystal> hi Geek-Girl
53:27 <Wags-The-Dog> He's going to the bathroom
53:27 <Geek-Girl> Hi.
53:28 <Bandicoot> bit slow Krystal
53:37 <Bandicoot> didnt eat your weeties today?
53:40 <cinnamon> so I'm also a Fat australian
53:43 <Pieter> wait
53:47 <Django> typical
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53:55 <Pieter> i got forza 3 racedriver grid saints row 2
53:56 <alch3my> You're not going to step out Django?
53:57 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wont be the first wont be the last
53:59 <Krystal> cinnamon u must be ur on the net as they all say in here
54:00 <Pieter> got any of those?
54:01 <WiLd_TuRkeY> phat pizza
54:03 <Django> anytime mate
54:06 <alch3my> Now.
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54:10 <Django> you little pale pansy
54:12 <cinnamon> Django, are you taunting happy fun ball?
54:38 <cinnamon> alch3my... did you get the full wax or leave a triangle?
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54:40 <Krystal> oh bluetrain
54:44 <alch3my> cinnamon: triangle
54:45 <Geek-Girl> I haven't finished Forza 2 yet.
54:47 <alch3my> yes its bluetrain
54:52 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i had my pubic line done today
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55:08 <Krystal> what about the waxing?
55:15 <Pieter> gah
55:18 <Pieter> well hurry up
55:19 <cinnamon> It was a geographical joke
55:23 <alch3my> Oh
55:28 <cinnamon> meant for alch3my to get
55:30 <alch3my> Must have been an american joke ;D
55:32 <Django> alch3my i told you last time im a pro fighter, my fists are registered deadly weapons
55:35 Part: LaraBella ([email protected]) from #melbourne (Leaving)
55:39 <cinnamon> No Brazilian actually
55:40 <Django> you dont want me to "step out"
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55:41 <alch3my> You are a moron
55:43 <alch3my> Thats what you are Django
55:45 <Django> it will end badly for you
55:53 <cinnamon> Django is female?
55:55 <Krystal> Django behave
55:56 <Django> i am superior
55:56 <alch3my> Django is a moron
56:01 <Krystal> no Django is bored
56:02 <Django> i am
56:14 <cinnamon> alch3my humility may not be your top virtue
56:15 <WiLd_TuRkeY> pft
56:19 <Django> im being picked on
56:22 <alch3my> cinnamon: You smell like shit.
56:22 <Von_Smallhausen> how chu like it Krystal?
56:25 <Django> just defending myself
56:27 <alch3my> Django
56:30 <alch3my> Step out boy.
56:30 Quit: LaraBella ([email protected]) EOF from client
56:34 <cinnamon> Alch3my no actually blood
56:35 <Von_Smallhausen> chu got a chivato on every street corner watching chu taking care of chu
56:36 <Django> see
56:38 <Django> baiting
56:41 <alch3my> Step
56:41 <alch3my> The
56:42 <alch3my> Fuck
56:42 <Krystal> Von_Smallhausen sorry can you speak english we only use english in this channel
56:43 <alch3my> Out
56:43 <alch3my> Boy
56:49 <Django> and flooding
56:50 <Von_Smallhausen> chu work 8-10 hours a day chu earn nothing chu got nothing!
56:50 <cinnamon> I smell like iron depleted blood
56:59 <Django> not a very responsible irc user
57:12 <cinnamon> Alch3my which of you are baiting or are you both doing it?
57:19 <PandasDontDrive> haha
57:25 <alch3my> cat /home/alch/.irssi/#melbourne.log |grep Django > /home/alch/public_html/LookAtThisMoron.txt
57:25 <Django> i was having a friendly chat with Bandicoot
57:32 <Krystal> cinnamon by the looks it is both
57:33 <PandasDontDrive> "Die hard, we Die.. Hard motherfucker"
57:33 <Django> and then he's all like up in my shit
57:38 <alch3my> Django
57:44 <cinnamon> Django... he's jealous
57:51 <Django> yep
57:51 <PandasDontDrive> i think im on 5th beer
57:52 <Von_Smallhausen> Krystal i hear chu a big shot OP
57:54 <Von_Smallhausen> dat true?
57:55 <alch3my> either do it .. Or smash your keyboard.. because you wont ever smash me.
57:55 <Django> i'm quite a big deal
57:56 <PandasDontDrive> knew i shouldve bought whiskey
58:05 <cinnamon> alch3my tends to pick on females
58:05 <Krystal> Von_Smallhausen would you like to find out?
58:05 <alch3my> Big tool
58:07 <Von_Smallhausen> chu bossing my friend around like he some chivato
58:08 <alch3my> Not big deal.
58:10 <cinnamon> I haven't quite figured out why
58:14 <PandasDontDrive> wish ash would hurry up n get back from the gym
58:17 <Von_Smallhausen> let me tell chu something Krystal
58:18 <alch3my> cinnamon: I really need to post your log from last night dont I
58:29 <Von_Smallhausen> i didn't start dis life 10 minutes ago
58:32 <cinnamon> Alch3my I'm not trying to be deranged
58:38 <alch3my> cinnamon cried because I wasnt answering
58:48 <cinnamon> did I?
58:53 <alch3my> Bitch doesnt understand the meaning of 'busy'
58:55 <Von_Smallhausen> someone starts abusing der powers as op and dey lose der access
58:57 <cinnamon> what was I doing in the other 7 windows then?
58:59 <Von_Smallhausen> okeh
59:20 <Pieter> i love xbox live
59:22 <Django> alch3my baiting users as usual
59:22 <cinnamon> Dude... I said it doesn't bother me when someone is busy... you so get confused don't you
59:29 <alch3my> Django: talking shit as normal.
59:31 <Pieter> it only charges my cc every 8 weeks instead of 4
59:32 <cinnamon> Django, stop accusing okay
59:32 <Django> has problems with everyone on here
59:36 <Pieter> and i only pay a month usage
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59:51 <alch3my> Django needs to step out of his mommies bedroom where the computer is.
59:52 <Django> you need to step out son
59:53 <Von_Smallhausen> LOL
59:53 <cinnamon> Django.. EVERYONE has issues, problems, and the like
59:56 <Von_Smallhausen> kick me?
00:00 <cinnamon> I thought Django was female
00:02 <Von_Smallhausen> chu are a loser Krystal
00:07 <alch3my> You dont think cinnamon
00:09 <cinnamon> alch3my... is Django female or not?
00:11 <alch3my> Thats the problem right there.
00:11 <Von_Smallhausen> baiting people and kicking dem
00:15 <cinnamon> I asked.. and she said she was
00:17 <Django> yes
00:18 <Von_Smallhausen> chu got some nerve Krystal
00:18 <Krystal> Django is male
00:20 <Django> im 14
00:22 <alch3my> Got it now cinnamon?
00:24 <Django> year old girl
00:29 <cinnamon> See alch3my I do not think this is anything but a misunderstanding
00:33 <Von_Smallhausen> Krystal why don't chu try sticking your head up your ass see if it fitz
00:34 <Django> and im smarter and tougher than you all
00:41 <cinnamon> Django... you are as lame as him so no biggie
00:57 <procontinuation> Hmmmmmmm.
00:58 <cinnamon> Django... what's your iq, and how do you use it?
00:59 <Django> you're a poop
00:59 <alch3my> Django is a keyboard warrior and if he ever stepped a foot outside his mothers house he would probably be put in hospital.
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01:05 <Krystal> ok cinnamon Django and alch3my put each other on ignore or i will sort it out
01:08 <Django> i actually did an IQ test today
01:20 <Django> i scored 111 whilst on my third pint
01:25 <Geek-Girl> I wore a hat today.
01:25 <alch3my> I dont ignore anyone :)
01:26 <cinnamon> Krystal better yet, let me just leave... I have no idea how I got into this again
01:27 <Django> and doing something we dont speak of
01:31 <Von_Smallhausen> chu see dat op Krystal i never trust hurr
01:36 <Krystal> ha cinnamon
01:38 <Django> you would be lucky to get double figures
01:44 <Von_Smallhausen> dat one up der^ for all i know she kicks people for no reason
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02:05 <cinnamon> Von... whom are you speaking with?
02:10 Quit: Shifty ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
02:11 <alch3my> cinnamon isnt too bright :(
02:15 <Von_Smallhausen> cinnamon take a wild guess
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02:28 <cinnamon> alch3my that's because the glare off your brain is blinding me
02:31 <Krystal> cinnamon it thinks it is speaking to me like it
02:31 <alch3my> Yes
02:32 <Django> thats it
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02:38 <Django> im taking my pants off
02:47 * Krystal gets the cam out
02:48 <cinnamon> Django.. tell it to the police
02:55 <Von_Smallhausen> Krystal chu think chu are better den me?
02:55 <alch3my> dont do that Krystal
02:58 <cinnamon> pants on the ground
03:00 <Von_Smallhausen> let me tell chu something
03:02 <alch3my> You'll break it and end up in a psych ward
03:06 <Krystal> i don't think Von_Smallhausen
03:07 <Django> i train the police in self denfense methods
03:11 <Von_Smallhausen> chu a peasant Krystal wit no life
03:17 <cinnamon> Krystal, wouldn't do that I doubt Django has bigger than an A cup
03:19 <Von_Smallhausen> kicking amigos on here
03:22 <Von_Smallhausen> dats sad
03:26 <alch3my> whats said
03:28 <alch3my> sad too
03:28 <Krystal> an a cup
03:29 <cinnamon> Von... why are you speaking?
03:31 <Krystal> lol
03:32 <alch3my> Is that you cant speak english
03:35 <Django> im ripped
03:36 <alch3my> and you think your tony montana
03:39 <PandasDontDrive> ah sick ash just got back!
03:42 <PandasDontDrive> im not alone!
03:43 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
03:49 <PandasDontDrive> i hate being alone :/
03:55 <Krystal> he is tony montana/ superman what ever other crappy nick he shoses
04:00 <alch3my> lol
04:03 <alch3my> thats superman?
04:03 <Krystal> he is tony montana/ superman what ever other crappy nick he chooses
04:06 <Krystal> of course
04:07 <alch3my> i think hes banned isnt it
04:11 <cinnamon> alch3my may I private message you?
04:12 <Von_Smallhausen> i'm not superman
04:15 <alch3my> cinnamon: If you must.
04:17 <Krystal> like they all think i have ni what is happeneing
04:22 <Geek-Girl> Cinnamon message me.
04:29 <Von_Smallhausen> no fucking chance
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04:36 <Krystal> he just found the caps lock lol
04:37 <alch3my> He does act like superman though hey
04:54 <Krystal> na he just added chu it his crap and turned off his caps lock
05:07 <Krystal> still abusing the only op wh knows who he is
05:09 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ah CHU
05:11 <Django> dont be racist against our cuban brethren Krystal
05:18 <Krystal> he aint cuban
05:21 <unique> I just made the yummiest looking salad and had cold meat and all and i swear either the cold meat tasted funny or my taste buds are being stupid cos i'm sick. Such a disappointment.
05:29 <Krystal> he is an italian stallion he told me
05:30 <alch3my> Hes not even tony montana !
05:33 <alch3my> hahah
05:34 <Django> lol
05:36 <alch3my> minus the stallion
05:37 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
05:43 <Von_Smallhausen> Krystal i got a problem wit chu kicking people wit out a legitimate beef
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05:44 <Krystal> alch3my i was being nice
05:50 <alch3my> Krystal: Why should you? :D
05:53 <cinnamon> my problem is when I see Django's nick I keep thinking of a Wiggles Song
05:56 <unique> Beef is gross.
06:06 <Von_Smallhausen> unique
06:07 <Krystal> Von_Smallhausen and who the fuck r u to say what is wrong or right when ur not obeying the rules either?
06:08 <alch3my> You should give it back to him just as much ;)
06:10 <Von_Smallhausen> take it easy
06:12 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u need to learn some fucking manners
06:17 <unique> Lol ok Von_Smallhausen.
06:26 <Django> my problem is the majority of people in here are too lowbrow to know who "Django" is or what my nick refers too
06:34 <alch3my> The level of.. just rose.
06:50 <cinnamon> Django... it's just the sound of it... and you know what, why don't you just tell me what it means
06:55 <Wags-The-Dog> The West Bank, the Gaza Strip soon to be parking lots for American tourists
06:58 <alch3my> The One Piece manga and anime series features an extensive cast of characters created by Eiichiro Oda. ...
07:01 <alch3my> We get it
07:02 <alch3my> You're an anime noob
07:03 <Django> Django Reinhardt
07:32 <Django> jazz guitarist
07:39 <Django> you lowbrow piece of shit
07:42 <alch3my> anime noob.
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07:50 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :((((((((((
07:54 <Von_Smallhausen> uh oh
07:55 <cinnamon> the guitarist?
07:58 <Django> you dont learn such things at work for the dole
08:05 <Von_Smallhausen> i scared
08:07 <cinnamon> are you a musician as well?
08:09 <alch3my> Yes
08:09 <Pieter> haha @ the biggest loser
08:12 <alch3my> You dont even learn a thing on here.
08:16 <Django> maybe you can talk about tool and nin with other losers
08:17 <Pieter> 'you are now the biggest female we've ever had on the show'
08:18 <alch3my> So dont pretend you know m
08:24 <alch3my> Yes
08:26 <unique> Omg Pieter is it on?!
08:27 <procontinuation> Hmmmmmmmm.
08:27 <alch3my> I can talk about Tool and NIN
08:30 <Pieter> that must be a real boomer for her self confidence/esteem
08:33 <unique> I'm missing it.
08:34 <Pieter> no unique
08:35 <cinnamon> Django... are you a musician as well?
08:35 <alch3my> nah unique its you :>
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08:37 <Pieter> although
08:40 <Pieter> you should try out for it
08:41 <Pieter> :)
08:43 <unique> Oh, when does it start?
08:47 Quit: WiLd_TuRkeY ([email protected]) Quit:
08:48 <unique> I could, yeah
08:48 <Django> who i am or what i do is irrelevant to you people, all you need to know is i can kick your pansy nerd asses
08:53 <Pieter> :p
09:00 <unique> But it's way better sitting on the couch, stuffing my face and watching them.
09:02 <cinnamon> Django, it was a simple question for a conversation
09:04 <Krystal> and u like red wine
09:11 <Pieter> ewww @ red wine
09:13 <Django> organic
09:14 <Pieter> hangover material
09:15 <Django> red wine
09:18 <cinnamon> If you are not on irc to actually chat then WHY are you here?
09:20 <alch3my> Kick you say Django?
09:23 <Pieter> going to bed head spinning n vomit material!
09:26 <Django> i am chatting
09:26 <Krystal> Pieter well the way u would drink it sure hangover material
09:28 <alch3my> Alright, If we're using feet too.
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09:33 <unique> Om nom nom on my salad and stuff that tastes like absolute crap.
09:34 <Pieter> fully Krystal
09:37 <unique> While i watch teh fatties.
09:38 <Pieter> im a machine :/
09:38 <Django> but i'm being ostracised due to my awesomeness
09:40 <cinnamon> Django, then why be rude when I asked if you were also a musician?
09:41 * Krystal huggles Sarah
09:48 <Pieter> ive already had 1L of the white so far :/
09:50 <cinnamon> Django, stop projecting
09:52 <Django> you've always been douchey
09:52 <Pieter> its only been an hour :/
09:54 <alch3my> ahaha
09:59 <Django> why should i talk to you
10:05 <cinnamon> what?
10:05 <alch3my> projecting! thats the word I was looking for
10:11 <unique> Wine is a bit classy for you, isn't it Pieter?
10:13 <unique> :P
10:14 * Sarah huggles Krystal
10:17 <Sarah> hows u hun
10:20 <Django> not if its from a cask
10:21 <cinnamon> Django, I said your nickname reminded me of a childrens song
10:31 <unique> Oh yeah. Cask wine. Cheap and nasty.
10:32 <unique> Hah
10:32 <Django> even before that
10:34 <cinnamon> I didn't mean it rudely... just that it reminds me of a song my son likes.
10:37 <Django> you had your pot shots at me
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10:42 <cinnamon> Django, I asked if you were female
10:43 <Django> trying to bring me down
10:47 <cinnamon> What pot shots?
10:54 <Django> haters
10:56 <Django> all of you
11:03 <alch3my> Django: only for you.
11:07 <cinnamon> I suspect Django, that you don't realise I'm sarcastically challenged and pretty much don't hate anyone.
11:15 <alch3my> Gimmi a buzz when you step out of mommies bedroom
11:21 * Krystal slaps Django around a bit with a large trout
11:26 <Django> asking if im female is a red light
11:32 <Django> creep
11:32 <cinnamon> Now are a musician or just appreciative?
11:34 <Von_Smallhausen> Krystal dats abuse
11:37 <cinnamon> Because I'm female too
11:40 <Krystal> that is what the pros use too Django
11:47 <cinnamon> and yesterday people got me confused
11:48 <Django> lol
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11:57 <Von_Smallhausen> poor trout
11:59 <Krystal> r u a gigolo?
12:09 <Von_Smallhausen> Krystal don't quit your day job
12:15 * Krystal slaps Von_Smallhausen around a bit with a large trout
12:24 <Django> krystal dont have to put on the redlight
12:33 <Krystal> ha Django
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12:51 <cinnamon> Django... look you can keep going on about being "high brow" but that's rather weird considering australians being notorious for cutting the tall poppy
13:13 <Django> yes i'm used to the proverbial whipper snipper at my heels
13:14 <Krystal> cinnamon ur assuming he is an bogan aussie?
13:23 <Krystal> what if he is a new australian aussie?
13:34 <cinnamon> Krystal.. I wouldn't know a bogan if he drove up next to me in a car
13:36 <Django> i am an aussie
13:40 <Django> not a bogan aussie
13:41 <cinnamon> I heard the term before yes...
13:49 <Django> well
13:52 <cinnamon> friends of my ex used it to describe people
13:58 <cinnamon> but that isn't part of my vocabulary.
14:10 <Krystal> cinnamon there r many bogans on here hun
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14:18 <Django> yep
14:23 <Krystal> make sure u know the word well lol
14:26 <Django> vl club
14:28 <cinnamon> Krystal, personally I'm interested in people... doesn't matter how others label them.
14:35 <Von_Smallhausen> what are chu Krystal?
14:37 <Von_Smallhausen> a bully?
14:40 <Pieter> i wanna do malcolms mum
14:41 <Von_Smallhausen> big shot
14:51 <Krystal> cinnamon on the net they always label people don't they Von_Smallhausen?
14:52 <Pieter> pull her hair while pounding her
14:55 <cinnamon> I pretty much think anyone can be interesting once you learn what they are interested in and talk to them about it.
15:14 <cinnamon> Pieter you are a distraction of the worst kind
15:17 <Krystal> touch
15:19 <Krystal> oops
15:41 <Krystal> touche my thingy isn't working
15:42 <Pieter> cinnamon: I try :)
15:50 <Krystal> farout im still getting use to this mirc
15:55 <cinnamon> anyway I better go back to making labels for kids tomorrow at my son's school... as in name tags
16:14 <cinnamon> Krystal I thought you've been here for ages did you just change versions or something?
16:15 <Von_Smallhausen> cinnamon ok mommy
16:22 <Krystal> yep i have
16:34 <cinnamon> Von_Smallhausen funny you don't have your chores done
16:35 <Django> you use windows Krystal
16:41 <Krystal> yep i do Django
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16:54 <Django> http://www.miranda-im.org/
16:57 <Django> i use that
17:00 <Von_Smallhausen> whats my chores mommy?
17:07 <Krystal> i was just spoilt for a couple of years with scripts lol
17:13 <Django> pretty neat opensource client
17:15 <cinnamon> find your real mother and give her some love and respect
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17:27 <cinnamon> maybe it will help you being nicer to other women
17:32 <Krystal> cinnamon is it his first day at school?
17:33 <Von_Smallhausen> hey
17:40 <Von_Smallhausen> don't chu talk about my mum
17:43 <cinnamon> Krystal my son is 9
17:48 <cinnamon> it's an arts focus group
17:48 <Krystal> oh
17:58 <cinnamon> Your Mum wouldn't mind me talking about her
18:05 <cinnamon> because I wouldn't say anything negative.
18:05 <Krystal> u haven't been on for a while have u cinnamon?
18:15 <cinnamon> year maybe year and a half
18:17 <Sarah> hows ya doin Krystal
18:26 <Krystal> it is going good Sarah
18:34 <Sarah> good good
18:51 <cinnamon> see the kids get divided out into groups... in 9 different medium
19:07 <cinnamon> then they do different activities in those medium for 6 weeks
19:30 <cinnamon> I'm co-ordinating about 236 children and 30 adult volunteers
19:45 <Krystal> oh ok
19:49 <Krystal> big job
20:00 <cinnamon> yeah no one else wanted to do it
20:08 <Krystal> tpical
20:09 <Krystal> oops
20:12 <Krystal> typical
20:38 <cinnamon> it's cool... you say you are doing this job, and no one asks you to do anything else
20:55 <Krystal> good
21:43 <cinnamon> night
21:45 <cinnamon> day
21:58 <cinnamon> whatever... I keep forgetting otherside of the world
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22:26 <Django> damn
22:31 Quit: alch3my ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
22:41 <Django> i could do with some more beers
22:48 <kibblz> beer is gross
22:58 <kibblz> have some cordial
23:00 <kibblz> :)
23:03 <cinnamon> 144 beers?
23:12 <Django> 4 pints
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23:25 <cinnamon> I was thinking kibblz said a gross
23:26 <Django> wasnt enough for todays festivities
23:44 <Django> i have some 10.2% cider
23:54 <Django> and some 9% french canuck ale
24:21 <alch3my> thats manly of you Django
24:22 <Django> i need more aussie pale ale
24:26 <Django> yes
24:37 <Django> enjoy your west coast coolers fag
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24:49 <cinnamon> sigh
24:59 <alch3my> teds platnium isnt west coast coolers. moron.
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25:05 <Django> lol
25:06 <cinnamon> that's my problem... cannot stand it when people call each other names
25:14 <Django> shitty adjunct lager is beneath me
25:15 <cinnamon> I think I'm too much the "mum"
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26:05 <cinnamon> anyway I said bye didn't I, put on my away message... so all that's left is shrinking the window
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26:48 <Django> try a belgian saison like avec les bons voeux
26:53 <Django> then talk to me about beer
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27:04 <Django> untill then you're just a chump
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28:29 <Django> wouldnt even know what a doppelbock is
28:31 <Django> woulda ya
28:33 <Django> chump
28:38 <Django> or IPA
29:10 <Bloody_iPad> lol
29:17 <Pieter> haha @ malcolm in the middle
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29:19 <Pieter> what a dick
29:37 <Pieter> what is a horses favourite tv show?
29:39 <Bloody_iPad> Jameson and orange juice is interesting and will have to do
29:41 <Pieter> neiiiiiiiiiiiiiighbours
29:43 <Django> mr ed
29:54 <Django> a hamburger walks into a bar
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30:02 <Django> the barman says excuse me we dont serve food here
30:10 <Pieter> haha
30:11 <Pieter> dick
30:12 <Pieter> :P
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36:07 <Django> jamesons and orange juice eww
36:17 <Django> im drinking some powerade now
36:39 <Django> not buying more beer tonight *shock horror*
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40:29 <Django> im just gonna chill in my new jocks
40:43 <Django> i went through my underpants drawer today
41:01 <Django> replaced all the undies with worn elastic with new xmas jocks
41:10 <Pieter> haha
41:13 <Pieter> i love that new tool in neighbours
41:16 <Pieter> what a funny fuck
41:28 <alch3my> neighbours is -still- on?
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41:42 <Pieter> i dont think they'll be getting rid of it any time soon
41:50 <Pieter> its been going for 25 years :/
42:04 <alch3my> its in competition with chan7s home and away.. thats the only reason its still on air
42:07 <Django> i miss flick
42:12 <Pieter> HAHAHAHA
42:15 <Pieter> funny story about her
42:18 <Pieter> well not really
42:22 <Pieter> flic
42:36 <alch3my> Mates daughter is a standin for home and away ;p
42:45 <Pieter> i was meant to go out with her but ended up gettin with another bitch named lisa instead on the same night
42:47 <alch3my> but I still dont watch it
42:50 <Django> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyRifAYjF4E
42:52 <Pieter> i met her once cos a friend of mine still works on the set
42:55 <Django> watch that Pieter
43:03 <Pieter> holly valance
43:07 <LeMz> suck a donkey doodle.
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43:15 <Pieter> holzy
43:26 <Pieter> i met her once n yeh
43:27 <Pieter> instead
43:29 <Django> my friend did environmental science with jesse spencer
43:35 <Pieter> i ended up at some shitty irc party just to meet someone else
43:37 <Pieter> ahh k
43:43 <Django> he got razzed bad at uni
43:43 <Pieter> i dont like guys
43:44 <Pieter> :p
44:09 <Django> me and my brit ex met maddy west at bridie o'reillys
44:30 <Django> if you ever gone out with a brit and met a neighbours star you know the chaos
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45:21 <WiLd_TuRkeY> free beer
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45:25 <WiLd_TuRkeY> bitchs!
45:29 <Django> is it shit beer?
45:36 <WiLd_TuRkeY> homebrew
45:38 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the finest
45:45 <Django> coopers kit?
45:55 <WiLd_TuRkeY> homemade kit
46:09 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :p
46:32 <Django> full mash?
46:48 <WiLd_TuRkeY> nah
46:51 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dont have it
46:55 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wish i did tho
47:08 <WiLd_TuRkeY> id drink it b4 its ready
47:26 <Django> full mash is the way its made
47:32 <Bandicoot> i met miley cyrus at toyworld
47:41 <WiLd_TuRkeY> shes fucking hot
47:49 <Bandicoot> no shes not
47:52 <Bandicoot> shes a kid
47:59 <Django> toyworld at dandy plaza
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48:43 <Pieter> fuck this
48:45 <Pieter> im going victoria st
48:46 <Pieter> back soon
48:54 <WiLd_TuRkeY> shes 17
48:55 <Django> http://www.homebeermaking.co.uk/full_mash.html
48:58 <WiLd_TuRkeY> not a kid
49:06 <Django> only way to homebrew
50:12 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cool ill have a read sometime
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51:13 <Django> only problem is you have to be able to boil enough wort to fill your fermenter
51:49 <Django> 30 litre pot on the stove can be dangerous/borderline stupid
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59:03 <Melburn187> werth
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59:31 <ShaneWatson> bitches and whores!
59:35 <ShaneWatson> daddy is home!
59:46 <Melburn187> i'm bored:(
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04:33 <Bandicoot> ShaneWatson any relation to JessicaWatson?
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07:04 <ShaneWatson> yes
07:08 <ShaneWatson> my bitch
07:10 <ShaneWatson> :
07:13 <ShaneWatson> "
07:13 <ShaneWatson> )
07:33 <Bandicoot> shes 13
07:42 <Bandicoot> pedo
08:02 <ShaneWatson> 16
08:08 <ShaneWatson> shes legal
08:25 <ShaneWatson> bbl bitches!
08:39 <Bandicoot> are you gonna buy her 3 cakes
08:44 <Bandicoot> and make her age 3 yrs?
08:49 <ShaneWatson> yes!
08:50 <ShaneWatson> :D
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10:52 <bee_hornet> Indians are more crazy
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15:02 <bee_hornet> http://www.thecamerasite.net/01_SLR_Cameras/Images/Olympus-OM-1.jpg
15:56 <JessicaWatson> is that your new camera slumdog-hornet>?
16:22 <bee_hornet> yes
16:40 <bee_hornet> i've bought it on cheap
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17:05 <Hot^Stud> does any1 here no anything about the wii system, i bought some games from over seas, and it wont let me play them, it says it cant read them, how do am i ment to get it to work ?? is there something i need to download or install on the wii to let it work
17:14 <JessicaWatson> doesn't work out cheap when you have to buy and process film
17:18 <JessicaWatson> F that!
17:24 <alch3my> You need to mod your Wii
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17:34 <Hot^Stud> how do i do that....
17:39 <alch3my> 2gb sd card.
17:40 <Hot^Stud> cause i bought the games from over seas
17:51 <alch3my> /msg Longie
17:54 <alch3my> its in the topic
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18:08 <Hot^Stud> longie knows about it
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18:16 <Hot^Stud> omg it is to
18:18 <alch3my> Well yeah, I just said it was in the topic
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18:43 <Hot^Stud> ow i msgd him
18:51 <Hot^Stud> alch3my
18:53 <Hot^Stud> i never read that
18:58 <Hot^Stud> he prob wont respond to me
19:04 <JessicaWatson> i'm gonig to try channel global
19:07 <alch3my> prolly not there.
19:21 <amsy> morning
19:24 <alch3my> pay me 30$ and ill do it
19:26 * alch3my slaps amsy
19:46 <bee_hornet> http://pc-tablet.fr/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Sony_Touch_PRS600_eBook_Reader.jpg
19:47 <alch3my> cause i luff you
19:52 <Hot^Stud> how am i ment to pay u
19:54 <Hot^Stud> are u in melbourne
19:59 <alch3my> paypal
20:15 <Hot^Stud> but will i need to buy stuff
20:17 <alch3my> no
20:22 <Hot^Stud> for the wii its self
20:33 <alch3my> im out
20:35 <alch3my> lats
20:39 <Hot^Stud> how do i get paypall happening
21:06 <Hot^Stud> alch3my
21:09 <Hot^Stud> can u private u
21:36 <bee_hornet> http://www.letsgodigital.org/images/artikelen/681/htc-hd2-handset.jpg
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22:39 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylKvglDzBU4
22:41 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> ugh sore guts
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24:10 <bee_hornet> http://www.davidgilson.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/eye-fi-4gb-wifi-sd-card.jpg
24:56 <amsy> Hot^Stud: google how to soft mod a wii
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25:40 <Pieter> i got mah shit!
25:43 <Pieter> woot
25:43 <Pieter> brb
25:49 <Hot^Stud> ok
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27:36 <Hot^Stud> use are shit
27:36 <Hot^Stud> lol
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31:22 <WiLd_TuRkeY> loves tiff
31:26 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lovers
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31:57 <WiLd_TuRkeY> a relationship is abit like a conspiracy. twoi people conspiring
32:12 <Pieter> omg!
32:16 <Pieter> spectacular size!
32:20 <Pieter> its like $100 worth!
32:22 <Pieter> w00p me
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33:10 <WiLd_TuRkeY> get smart
33:14 <WiLd_TuRkeY> agent 99
33:47 <WiLd_TuRkeY> one door closes another one opens
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33:54 <WiLd_TuRkeY> one door opens another one closes
34:26 <WiLd_TuRkeY> which statement is correct?
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35:56 <WiLd_TuRkeY> bloody repeats on tv
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36:26 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i need foxtel
36:36 <WiLd_TuRkeY> this is my list of demands
37:10 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wishlist: 1 house, 1 double garage, 1 swimming pool, 1 car, 1 computer, 1 cableTV/internet
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37:33 <Pieter> i should be worried that i have a missing multimillion dollar mans credit card
37:34 <Pieter> should i?
37:35 <Pieter> :/
39:37 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cant wait to hit the big 30
39:48 <Pieter> me too
39:51 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :(
40:17 <Nikky`> me tooooooooooooo
40:20 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im gun shy
41:10 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ladies first
41:26 <Nikky`> No No you first, I insist
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41:43 <mikey> Nikky <3
41:50 <Nikky`> mikey <3
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43:58 <WiLd_TuRkeY> men first
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45:03 <Just_Me> hi nikky
45:10 <Pieter> HAHAHA @ malcolm in the middle
45:12 <Nikky`> Hey Just_Me
45:14 <Pieter> funny shit
45:21 <Nikky`> Seeya Just_Me,.. heading out *waves*
45:22 <Pieter> and wow i feel good at the moment
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45:38 <Pieter> who wants to touch my doodle
45:40 <Pieter> its tingly :))
46:57 <junkier> ok
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49:07 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Pieter
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50:33 <Pieter> touch me TheWJM
50:36 <Pieter> touch me down there
50:51 <Pieter> i wonder if this maccas coke is leaking
50:58 <Pieter> or if its just cold n heating up
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51:00 <Pieter> ooo maccas
51:04 <Pieter> forgot i had it
51:05 <Pieter> mmmmm
51:06 <Pieter> maccas
51:08 <Pieter> pickles
51:10 <Pieter> yummm
51:13 <Pieter> omg i feel good
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54:53 <Bandicoot> put a sock in it
55:25 * Bandicoot duct-tapes Pieter's fingers together
55:39 <Pieter> so Bandicoot
55:41 <Pieter> TheWJM is here
55:49 <TheWJM> yeah?
55:49 <Pieter> cry to him about that 2 week ban you have
55:50 <Bandicoot> who cares
55:52 <Pieter> and that you are evading
55:56 <Pieter> you did earlier
55:58 <TheWJM> which 2 week ban?
55:59 <Bandicoot> he isnt the channel owner
56:06 Mode: (by TheWJM) -bbbb *!*@a1ca587e.bigpond.net.au *!*@202.124.21248F.7583EB *!*@118.103.13E111.3BC927 *!*@1152b503.bigpond.net.au
56:13 <Pieter> TheWJM: the one that you supposedly removed... Bandicoot is a drug talker
56:16 <Bandicoot> there is none
56:22 <TheWJM> I removed?
56:26 <TheWJM> while I was at work?
56:26 <Bandicoot> pending on this address, Pieter is talking smack
56:35 <Pieter> yeh he told everyone that you unbanned him
56:36 <Pieter> Bandicoot
56:40 <Pieter> you changed your ip and your ident
56:47 <Pieter> are you going to lie again?
56:50 <Bandicoot> theres no ban on internode
56:53 <Bandicoot> for cooter
56:57 <Pieter> his ident was cooter
56:59 <Bandicoot> you are childish Pieter
57:03 <Pieter> but he changed his ident to cootr
57:06 <Bandicoot> grow up pls you are 30
57:08 <Bandicoot> not 12
57:09 <Bandicoot> lol
57:10 <Pieter> and took off ident response
57:13 <Pieter> aaaaanyway
57:17 <Bandicoot> waaaaaaaaah
57:18 <Pieter> Bandicoot said refer to you TheWJM
57:19 <Bandicoot> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
57:22 <Bandicoot> baby
57:29 <Pieter> anyway :)
57:34 <Pieter> I thought Id bring it up
57:35 <Bandicoot> poor Pieter is upset
57:41 <Bandicoot> cause he doesnt get his own way
57:42 Quit: pawl[macbook] ([email protected]) Quit: This computer has gone to sleep
57:43 <Pieter> Bandicoot: ofcourse I am :)
57:48 <Pieter> considering I feel great
57:50 <Bandicoot> dude you are 30
57:50 <mikey> shutup girls
57:51 <Pieter> I must be upset :)
57:55 <Bandicoot> please grow up soon
57:57 <TheWJM> could have it been this ban *!*@b7b5c229.internode.on.net ?
57:58 <Bandicoot> for your own sake
58:04 <Pieter> yes TheWJM
58:10 <Pieter> something along those lines
58:15 <Bandicoot> could have been since im on internode
58:15 <Pieter> it was a 1week ban
58:16 <Bandicoot> dah
58:16 * Sarah molests carlos
58:17 <Pieter> and mikey
58:23 <TheWJM> that is a 1 week ban
58:24 <Pieter> this coming from someone who bans people
58:30 <Pieter> cos you cant handle being mocked
58:31 <Bandicoot> actually
58:35 <Pieter> but when it occurs to others
58:39 <Pieter> you sit back and smile
58:39 <Bandicoot> it wasnt even drug based
58:42 <Pieter> says enough
58:49 <mikey> Pieter, im not smiling :)
58:49 <Bandicoot> p ( o t) plants
58:54 <mikey> oh
58:55 <mikey> i am!
58:56 <Pieter> mikey: haha :P
58:57 <Bandicoot> you cant type that word without it triggering the ban
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58:59 <mikey> youre so right :(
59:02 <Pieter> but you know what i mean
59:08 <mikey> no, not really..
59:15 <Pieter> well
59:17 <mikey> i ban for abuse
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59:19 <Pieter> any time someone insults you
59:20 <Pieter> you ban em
59:22 <Pieter> exactly
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59:24 <mikey> i dont see any abuse here
59:28 <Pieter> but when it goes for other people
59:30 <Pieter> you dont
59:34 <Pieter> not at the moment you do
59:38 <Pieter> but many times you are here
59:38 <mikey> i sure do
59:40 <mikey> check your logs :)
59:42 <Pieter> and dont do a thing
59:50 <Sarah> ive seen mikey ban for abuse on other people
59:51 <Pieter> i dont need to, my memory is great
59:53 <Sarah> heaps of times
59:53 <Bandicoot> Pieter when will you ever grow up
59:57 <mikey> have you thought MAYBE, i dont sit and watch the channel 24/7 like you do?
59:59 <Bandicoot> hitting 30 not good enough reason?
59:59 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b Bandicoot!*@*
59:59 Kick: Bandicoot was kicked by ChanOP ((TheWJM) Drug chatter is not welcome is this channel)
00:02 <Pieter> Sarah: when?
00:06 <Krystal> lol
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00:11 <Sarah> saw a couple last week
00:15 <Sarah> one was for abuse on me actually
00:33 <mikey> Sarah, thanks, but don't worry about it :)
00:39 <Pieter> Sarah: ok... ill be a lil more specific.. on people he doesnt care about
00:46 <Pieter> but anyway, now that bandicoot is gone
00:49 <Pieter> ill quiet up :)
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00:49 <Sarah> why would mikey care about me lol
00:52 <Sarah> i dont even know the dude
00:54 <Pieter> i got chippies
01:10 <ShaneWatson> bitches im back! :D
01:18 <Pieter> naa... didnt say he cared abut ya... people who he doesnt care about... meaning, possibly, people he doesnt like :p
01:21 <Pieter> ie.. me :P
01:22 * ShaneWatson glares @ Christina
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01:26 <ShaneWatson> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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01:29 <TeamAimee> lolol
01:33 <TeamAimee> hayy
01:34 <mikey> aimee :)
01:35 <Pieter> :)))
01:36 <ShaneWatson> not another slappa
01:38 <ShaneWatson> hi TeamAimee
01:44 <Pieter> brb, malcolm
01:46 <TeamAimee> hi
01:53 <Pieter> bandicoot also uses the nick FrankLopez
01:53 <bLaCk_XS> hi teamaimee
01:56 <Pieter> but anyway
01:57 <ShaneWatson> bitches im back!
02:02 <TeamAimee> hi
02:12 <Mr-John> hi
02:16 <TeamAimee> hi
02:19 <bLaCk_XS> hi
02:24 <TeamAimee> hi
02:25 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hi
02:26 <TeamAimee> hi
02:28 <bLaCk_XS> hi
02:33 <Pieter> how come some sweet n sour sauces are brown
02:34 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hi
02:35 <Pieter> and some are red?
02:40 <Pieter> maccas are brown
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02:43 <Pieter> hungry jacks are red
02:46 <Pieter> i dun get it
02:51 <TeamAimee> eww to all of the above
03:01 <Pieter> i need to gladwrap this maccas one
03:04 <bLaCk_XS> chinese s&s is red
03:06 <Pieter> its better than hj's
03:24 <TeamAimee> you may as well go and scrape the lining from your own anus
03:25 <amsy> http://www.deathmetalrooster.com/
03:28 <TeamAimee> and eat that instead
03:38 <Sarah> mmm chinese
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05:39 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
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07:59 <Pieter> [20:02] <Bandicoot> good things will happen
08:00 <Pieter> [20:02] <Bandicoot> I assure you
08:00 <Pieter> [20:02] <Bandicoot> you know what happens to snitches?
08:04 <Pieter> im a snitch apparently
08:04 <Pieter> :P
08:51 <Sarah> you are
08:52 <Sarah> lol
08:58 <Pieter> hehehe :P
09:07 <Pieter> i think he's referring to real life
09:12 <Pieter> cos thats a lil more hostile
09:16 <Pieter> if he's referring to irc
09:24 <Pieter> then he truely needs a life
09:25 <Pieter> :/
09:29 <Sarah> well true
09:34 <Sarah> hope ur not a rl snitch :P
09:38 <Pieter> haha
09:43 <Pieter> why would I do that :/
09:54 <Sarah> some people feel good about it
10:03 <Sarah> gives them a false sense of self importance
10:05 <Pieter> if I do anything illegal
10:12 <Pieter> my own mum would report me to the police :/
10:16 <Pieter> its scary knowing that :(
10:17 <Sarah> lol
10:22 <Pieter> anyway
10:31 <Sarah> mums are allowed to tell on their kids
10:32 <Sarah> lol
10:33 <Pieter> double quarter pounder to be eaten
10:39 <Sarah> oh yum D:
10:40 <kibblz> ?
10:46 <Pieter> shouldnt be a double quarter pounder be a half pounder?
10:47 <Pieter> :)
10:47 <kibblz> @@@@@@@@@
10:48 <kibblz> @@@@@@@@@
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10:55 <Pieter> mmmm
10:57 <Pieter> pickles
11:22 <Pieter> omg!
11:27 <Pieter> they even put the cheese between patties
11:30 <Pieter> unlike hungry jacks
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16:09 <Pieter> done
16:11 <Pieter> fuck im full
16:18 <Pieter> today was junkfood today:)))
16:57 <Pieter> haha @ malcolm in the middle
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21:06 <Pieter> wow
21:09 <Pieter> so quiet in here
21:14 <Pieter> Hello! :)))
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24:09 * bLaCk_XS hears a faint echo.
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25:30 <Pieter> hehehehe
25:39 <bLaCk_XS> :)
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29:21 <Pieter> hahaha @ malcolm in the middle
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30:08 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hahahahah
31:05 <Pieter> it was good :)
32:07 <Pieter> 06 3123 1041 9715 $94.21CR
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32:08 <Pieter> god
32:12 <Pieter> only 94 left :(
32:43 <Pieter> i did a lot of spending today :(
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32:54 <Pieter> ahh well
33:04 <Pieter> better find some size 15 doc martins online
33:59 <unique> Rofl a cousin of mine just added me on facebook, never met him
34:02 <unique> His name is Blade
34:06 <unique> Wtf was his mother thinking
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34:47 <Pieter> blade??
34:48 <Pieter> wtf!
34:49 <Pieter> dun worry
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34:54 <Pieter> i was fucking this hot milf
34:58 <unique> That is worse than my name. Lol
35:00 <unique> Blade..
35:01 <unique> Urgh.
35:02 <Pieter> she named her kids ceder and
35:05 <Pieter> gah
35:08 <Pieter> whats the other one
35:09 <Pieter> cedar
35:13 <unique> Such a tough name. He's all punk like too.
35:16 <Pieter> oh fuck
35:17 <unique> Little terry tough nut.
35:19 <Pieter> forgot
35:20 <Pieter> :/
35:28 <unique> Cedar...?
35:31 <Pieter> yeh
35:32 <Pieter> cedar
35:34 <unique> She called her kid Cedar?!
35:36 <unique> Lol :S
35:41 <Pieter> and another weird one
35:49 <Pieter> they both foods
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35:51 <Pieter> wait on
35:54 <Pieter> cedar idnt chedder
35:55 <Pieter> isnt
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36:03 <unique> There was a family at work.. mum was Daisy and the daughters were Lilly, Lavender and Geranium.
36:05 <Pieter> cedar is a town
36:10 <Pieter> better than madonnas
36:12 <Pieter> apple
36:13 <Pieter> :/
36:18 <unique> Nah that's umm
36:31 <unique> Not Madonnas kid
36:33 <unique> Someone elses
36:34 <unique> Lol
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37:37 <Just_Me> hi unique
38:20 <unique> Hi Just_Me
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39:06 <spilly> Ums
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39:27 <Pieter> gweneth paltrow?
39:30 <Pieter> was it her kid?
39:33 <Pieter> she named apple?
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40:28 <sandraa> hey ppl
40:44 <EDMCGUIRE> s-s-s-s-s-s-s sandraa
41:04 <Pieter> fuck it
41:06 <Pieter> its google time
41:09 <Pieter> apple babu
41:10 <Pieter> baby
41:11 <sandraa> hey ed
41:31 <Pieter> Why Gwyneth Paltrow named her baby Apple - ParentDish
41:33 <Pieter> woo
41:35 <Pieter> good memory
41:38 <Pieter> even tho i got it wrong once
41:59 <Pieter> whos gonna buy the apple iPad?
42:07 <Pieter> interesting lil toy i think
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43:58 <PandasDontDrive> sup
44:03 <sandraa> its just an iphone but bigger
44:09 <sandraa> its nothing great
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45:41 <Pieter> hehehe sandraa
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45:47 <Pieter> its close
45:49 <Pieter> but yeh
45:51 <sandraa> :)
45:54 <Pieter> im assuming much better processor
45:58 <Pieter> but ya right
45:59 <stebie> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bfseWNmlds
46:00 <Von_Smallhausen> chu miss me sandraa
46:02 <stebie> cool song
46:04 <junkier> its crap
46:10 <Pieter> i got no speakers hooked up
46:22 <Pieter> maybe i can learn to lipread :p
46:26 <Pieter> and fuck im tired
46:29 * LeMz drinks more bourbon
46:31 <Pieter> i need to go to sleep soon
46:31 <LeMz> mmmmm lovely
46:32 <Pieter> :(
46:32 <junkier> imagine taking that around the city with you
46:40 <stebie> LeMz, share or ban
46:48 <Pieter> i got goon!
46:54 <Pieter> but i feel sick :(
47:48 <LeMz> lol sif im gunna share a $60 bottle of bourbon
47:55 <Prawn> i AM TEH Prawn.
48:06 <LeMz> its all mine!
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48:39 <stebie> LeMz, wot is it?
48:45 <stebie> i want some makers
48:58 <LeMz> lol eligah craig
49:11 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa
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49:32 <LeMz> makers is cheap shit ;p
49:38 <LeMz> but still nice
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50:51 <Von_Smallhausen> babee_doll87 baby
50:56 <Von_Smallhausen> how chu doing?
51:05 <unique> Don't be getting shit faced LeMz.
51:11 <unique> You need to be right to get home tomorrow
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51:17 <babee_doll87> lol im fine Von_Smallhausen, how are you?
51:17 <LeMz> psh ill make justin drive
51:17 <LeMz> haha
51:23 <unique> Hahaha
51:25 <Von_Smallhausen> i'm super baby
51:26 <LeMz> xD
51:27 <Von_Smallhausen> chu know dat
51:33 <ShaneWatson> Von_Smallhausen hi mate
51:38 <ShaneWatson> chu nigga
51:40 <ShaneWatson> :D
51:55 <unique> So he has to work all day then drive back here
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51:58 <babee_doll87> hehe ok :)
52:00 <unique> Geez you're a nice brother!
52:06 <babee_doll87> anyway brb dinner!
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52:36 <LeMz> meh its his car hah
52:46 <unique> Yeah but still, you're nasty
52:50 <LeMz> :(
52:57 <LeMz> psh sif il lbe hungover still by 5:30
52:59 <unique> Your mother must have fucked a hedgehog to produce a prick like you
53:07 <unique> Hah i so got that line in and it fit so well. Go me.
53:13 <LeMz> naww i was thinkin more liek a wombat..
53:25 <unique> Hard arsed?
53:30 <LeMz> round and stubbon
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53:33 <unique> Hahahaha
53:43 <unique> Hey, that describes me too :/
53:49 <LeMz> hahahahahha
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54:42 <Von_Smallhausen> uh oh
54:45 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hahahaha
54:46 <Prawn> uh oh
54:48 <Prawn> elle
54:52 <bee_hornet> uh
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55:44 <Prawn> elle hungry?
55:50 <Centurion> haha banks what scum
55:55 <Centurion> should just wait his ban out
55:56 <Von_Smallhausen> cover your asses fellas
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56:11 <Von_Smallhausen> we got fat bitches and homosexuals in dis chivato room
56:31 <Krystal> which are u Von_Smallhausen ?
56:35 <Von_Smallhausen> Krystal
56:39 <Von_Smallhausen> chu baiting me baby?
56:48 * Centurion slaps Krystal 
56:50 <Krystal> nope i asked a question u made the statement
57:07 <Von_Smallhausen> anyone ever tell chu, dat chu got a big mouth?
57:11 <unique> Hey, that's not nice Von_Smallhausen.
57:14 <Von_Smallhausen> unique
57:17 <Von_Smallhausen> i like chu
57:19 <Von_Smallhausen> okeh
57:21 <unique> Embrace the fat bitches.
57:24 <Von_Smallhausen> LOL
57:26 <unique> Or try too.
57:26 <Von_Smallhausen> argh
57:30 <unique> Tight squeeze.
57:31 <Prawn> unique how much pork on ur bones
57:32 <unique> N shit.
57:34 <unique> Lol.
57:35 * LeMz bops around in a pink frock
57:36 <Krystal> Von_Smallhausen u made the statement i just asked nicely where u fell in there
57:40 <Von_Smallhausen> nicely?
57:47 <Von_Smallhausen> chu baiting me like a chivato watching me
57:58 <Krystal> im always watching Von_Smallhausen
58:02 <Krystal> ur mistake to think i wasn't
58:03 <Von_Smallhausen> dats da problem
58:12 <Von_Smallhausen> chu got nuttin to do wit your life
58:16 <Prawn> no life lol
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58:27 <Krystal> i actually saw you speak perfect english not ur crap chu
58:37 <Krystal> :P
58:39 <Prawn> speak or type?
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58:45 <sandraa> lol
58:45 <Prawn> speak is verbal
58:49 <unique> What's my pork to you, Prawn?
58:50 <Von_Smallhausen> oooooooeeeeeeee
58:51 <sandraa> chu
58:52 <sandraa> lol
58:55 <Prawn> unique
58:55 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa
58:56 <Prawn> i AM TEH Prawn.
58:59 <Von_Smallhausen> hows your ass?
59:08 <Prawn> sandraa lookin good honey
59:09 <sandraa> goo
59:09 <sandraa> d
59:14 <sandraa> thanx Prawn
59:15 <unique> I don't give a shit what Prawn you are.
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59:17 <sandraa> :)
59:23 <unique> Prawn's are frikkin ugly.
59:26 <Krystal> is Prawn bandicoots other nick
59:27 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa chu miss me baby?
59:33 <Krystal> he always has two on here
59:34 <Von_Smallhausen> Krystal
59:47 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen no
59:54 <Prawn> Krystal english?
59:56 <Von_Smallhausen> take it easy
00:03 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa aww
00:13 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa i got something i'd really like to show chu
00:17 <Krystal> sorry u dont understand Prawn or is that because i worked you out?
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00:29 <Von_Smallhausen> Krystal chu don't know what chu talkin about
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00:38 <Von_Smallhausen> chu gotta get out and smell da roses
00:41 <Prawn> in that i dont know you
00:48 <Prawn> or want to
00:54 <Prawn> im married
00:55 <Krystal> Von_Smallhausen nope mate i can guarentee i know what i talk about you on the other hand ????????????
00:59 <Prawn> but thanks
01:13 <unique> I don't think Prawn is Bandicoot. Bandicoot wouldn't have asked about my pork.
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01:35 <Krystal> your pork?
01:38 <Prawn> how do you mistake a Prawn for a bandicoot?
01:41 <Prawn> i AM TEH Prawn.
01:42 <Krystal> i have ni what your pork is either
01:56 <unique> It was further up in convo.
02:04 <Krystal> nope wasn't reading sorry unique
02:04 * Prawn tickles unique with his feelers
02:12 <Krystal> there r some chats worth turning off for
02:23 <Prawn> Krystal are you married?
02:30 <Krystal> why Prawn?
02:30 <Von_Smallhausen> wah chu think ?
02:30 <unique> Wasn't saying you were or should have been. Lol.
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02:36 <Prawn> are you married?
02:40 <Von_Smallhausen> who gonna marry dat thing?
02:53 <Von_Smallhausen> are chu crazy Prawn?
03:07 <Prawn> she like me
03:07 <Krystal> Prawn u still haven't answered why u want to know?
03:10 <Von_Smallhausen> lol
03:10 <Prawn> i think
03:12 <unique> There are always things out there that will marry other things Von_Smallhausen.
03:17 <Prawn> not as much as elle
03:19 <unique> As for me, i am still waiting for my crazy thing.
03:21 <Von_Smallhausen> lol unique chu okeh
03:22 <Prawn> with the no delay pm
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03:25 <sandraa> =/
03:39 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa i want to feel your big broad shoulders
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03:51 <Von_Smallhausen> da look sexy
03:56 <Prawn> lol
04:00 <sandraa> lol stfu Von_Smallhausen
04:03 <Von_Smallhausen> imagine dat mang
04:07 <unique> Why do you always laugh at me Von_Smallhausen, i was being semi-serious n shit.
04:11 <Von_Smallhausen> she could shoulder barge me big time
04:14 <Pieter> wow
04:16 <Pieter> what a nod off
04:17 <Von_Smallhausen> i wouldn't stand a chance
04:20 <Prawn> unique internet is serious business
04:23 <Prawn> especially irc
04:24 <Thebestjerk> *needs a shower but used all his energy in the gym and cant get up to have one *
04:27 <Pieter> forgot what heaven felt like
04:31 <Pieter> :///
04:35 <unique> Duh Prawn.
05:01 <Prawn> Thebestjerk nice one fatty
05:18 <Prawn> only fat people are crippled after a workout
05:27 <unique> :o
05:30 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen u wish jellyfish
05:30 <Prawn> I workout then do a 12hr stint in the mines
05:32 <unique> That's not very nice.
05:37 <Pieter> Prawn is Bandicoot
05:50 <Prawn> its true
05:58 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter where chu get the beauty scar ? tough guy?????
05:58 <Prawn> think about it
06:01 <Von_Smallhausen> chu get a job?
06:10 <Pieter> thres nothing to think about
06:11 <unique> I go to work thinking about doing a work out later that night and it never happens
06:12 * ShaneWatson slaps sandraa around a bit with a large trout
06:15 <ShaneWatson> baby
06:19 <ShaneWatson> sandraa baby
06:22 <unique> I totally get where you're coming from Prawn
06:24 <Von_Smallhausen> ShaneWatson
06:24 <ShaneWatson> chu have a sexy dress
06:25 <unique> We're both hard working.
06:26 <Prawn> thats because you dont want to succeed!
06:27 <ShaneWatson> :)
06:33 * unique chortles
06:34 <ShaneWatson> sandraa : chu are sexy tonight
06:35 <Von_Smallhausen> she going to da gym
06:42 <Von_Smallhausen> she want to slim up
06:47 <Prawn> teH Prawn is never wrong
06:47 <Von_Smallhausen> look like a normal girl
06:50 <Von_Smallhausen> okeh?
06:57 <unique> What is normal, Von_Smallhausen?
07:02 <unique> What you see in magazines?
07:07 <unique> Or on telly?
07:08 <Von_Smallhausen> unique baby
07:12 <Von_Smallhausen> i not talking to chu
07:12 <unique> Is that 'normal' ?
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07:20 <Von_Smallhausen> i am degrading sandraa
07:21 <unique> I don't care, i asked you a question.
07:23 <Von_Smallhausen> let me finish
07:50 <LeMz> awww what a nice brother, just cooked tea for me
07:50 <LeMz> lol
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07:56 <Prawn> hes sleeping with your gf
08:02 <Prawn> i know cause i make my bro dinner too
08:03 <unique> What the hell
08:06 <Prawn> and im fuckin his gf
08:07 <LeMz> hahaha
08:12 <LeMz> to obad he doesnt have one
08:14 <unique> Why is he being all nice to you?
08:15 <Prawn> it takes away the guilt
08:21 <LeMz> o0o0o guess who my brother is going to tea with sat night
08:28 <Prawn> The Veronicas?
08:35 <unique> Lol
08:37 <unique> No way
08:42 <unique> They're going out for dinner?
08:45 <LeMz> haha yer
09:08 <unique> She is sort of a bit of a feral/dirty :/
09:08 <Prawn> I had dinner with Jess Origilasso
09:12 <unique> Or atleast, used to be
09:18 <LeMz> mm use to be, and ive told him that
09:29 <Von_Smallhausen> chu fuck hurr Prawn?
09:35 <Prawn> nah
09:36 <unique> Ah well, if he's aware of it
09:37 <unique> Lol
09:40 <LeMz> lol
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09:47 <Prawn> she gave me a handy in the car
09:49 <Prawn> that was it
09:51 <willy> the willy loves you all
09:53 <Von_Smallhausen> lol
10:02 <Von_Smallhausen> dats good mang
10:06 <Prawn> it was a cadilac
10:09 <Prawn> pale yellow
10:10 <Von_Smallhausen> ooooooooooo
10:13 <Prawn> with zebra print covers
10:18 <Von_Smallhausen> it done a couple miles
10:21 <Pieter> donuts
10:22 <Prawn> looked like somebodies nightmare
10:22 <Pieter> oh god
10:23 <Von_Smallhausen> but it a cream puff
10:25 <Prawn> but she dont care
10:28 <Prawn> she like me
10:29 <Pieter> i cant even look at a donut
10:38 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter
10:42 <Von_Smallhausen> shut the fuck up mang
10:49 <Von_Smallhausen> da grown ups are talking
10:53 <Prawn> lol
10:58 <Von_Smallhausen> dis guy
11:03 <Pieter> i couldnt even snap out of it when next door knocked on the front door
11:06 * Krystal looks for said grown ups
11:15 * Krystal shakes her head nope none here
11:16 <Pieter> i smacked into a wall when i went to answer it
11:19 <Von_Smallhausen> she looking at us chico
11:24 <Pieter> my toe is ouchie
11:25 <Von_Smallhausen> i scared
11:27 <Pieter> kiss it better Krystal
11:32 <Von_Smallhausen> ugly old cabbage
11:36 <Krystal> lol Pieter
11:43 <Krystal> that hurts knocking ur toe
11:47 <Pieter> [21:08] -NickOP- Registered : Thu Jan 28 09:10:22 2010 GMT
11:50 <Pieter> hey Prawn
11:51 <Pieter> i mean
11:54 <Pieter> bandicoot
11:58 * unique bashes LeMz
12:03 <Pieter> yes it does Krystal :(
12:12 <unique> Tell me more.. Justin was just like... 'Nothin gets past you ay'
12:15 <unique> I need more on him!
12:18 <unique> :P
12:30 <Pieter> Prawn: [20:01] <Bandicoot> like I give a fuck about #melbourne
12:33 <Pieter> Why are you back then?
12:35 <LeMz> hahaha
12:41 <LeMz> youre talking to him on facebook aye
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12:47 <Pieter> whos justin?
12:51 <EDMCGUIRE> he's addicted like you Pieter :-)
12:52 <LeMz> nah thats all i know
13:03 <Pieter> EDMCGUIRE: Im not really addicted
13:13 <Pieter> EDMCGUIRE: I just dont have anything else to do :/
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13:15 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter has nothing eles better to do
13:19 <EDMCGUIRE> lol Pieter
13:25 <Von_Smallhausen> what a loser
13:26 <Pieter> and today is payday
13:27 <unique> Hah
13:32 <Pieter> i have $92 left in my acct
13:35 <unique> Yeah, i always annoy him on facebook
13:38 <Pieter> after having $400 something
13:38 <LeMz> Lol
13:40 <Pieter> today
13:41 <Pieter> its fucked
13:46 <EDMCGUIRE> thats 4 more trips to kfc Pieter
13:48 <Pieter> atleast i have a few $$ for tomorrow
13:50 <Pieter> i might go out
13:52 <Pieter> hehe EDMCGUIRE
13:55 <Pieter> i got donuts
13:58 <unique> As soon as you say something i run back and get all... 'Sooo dinner on sat night eh eh?'
13:59 <Pieter> no need for kfc
13:59 <unique> hahah.
14:00 <unique> xD
14:05 <EDMCGUIRE> d-d-d-d- donuts...u said DONUTS!
14:13 <Pieter> donuts!!! :))))
14:15 <unique> Donuts..
14:17 <LeMz> hahaha
14:18 <unique> I loves donuts..
14:25 <Pieter> im all donuts baibee
14:26 <unique> Someone send me some krispy kremes.
14:33 <LeMz> what is he saying to you?
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14:36 <Pieter> naa, these come from safeway
14:38 <unique> Nunya.
14:39 <LeMz> lol i would bring some back with me.. but meh
14:41 <Pieter> next door give me the end of the day stuff
14:47 <unique> You should bring some back with you..
14:53 <unique> I've never had any from kk :/
14:53 <LeMz> nah i dont eat donuts
14:55 <LeMz> so psh
14:57 <unique> I do.
15:01 <Pieter> i dont like krispy kreme
15:01 <unique> So you should get me some.
15:02 <LeMz> thats nice :)
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15:07 <unique> Don't be an arsehole.
15:09 <LeMz> hahaha
15:14 <LeMz> but supposeldy its what im best at ;p
15:17 <unique> I'll ask Justin to bring me donuts.
15:21 <LeMz> haha
15:22 <LeMz> gof or it
15:31 <Von_Smallhausen> unique chu don't need a donut dear
15:34 <unique> You're shit at being an arsehole. My sad face might not work on msn but it works irl!
15:35 <PandasDontDrive> FUCK
15:36 <Von_Smallhausen> chu need a subway
15:37 <PandasDontDrive> FUCK
15:38 <Pieter> so Prawn
15:42 <Pieter> why are you back ?
15:43 <PandasDontDrive> im talking to this chick on msn
15:43 <Pieter> :)_
15:47 <PandasDontDrive> that i used to have a crush on
15:54 <PandasDontDrive> about relationships and romance and shit haha!!!
16:06 <unique> Von_Smallhausen.. donuts occasionally can't hurt!
16:07 <Von_Smallhausen> PandasDontDrive don't pussy out mang
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16:13 <PandasDontDrive> nah chito
16:15 <Von_Smallhausen> keep your dick up
16:21 <PandasDontDrive> oh it up boyu
16:24 <PandasDontDrive> haha
16:29 <unique> Your brother is an arsehole too LeMz.
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16:34 <LeMz> lol yer i know they work IRL
16:35 <PandasDontDrive> what
16:39 <PandasDontDrive> unique likes it in the asshole?
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16:41 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
16:45 <unique> Don't tell him i said that. He'll bash me again.
16:50 <PandasDontDrive> i think unique needs a root mang
16:51 <unique> So what PandasDontDrive, what's your point?
16:56 <PandasDontDrive> don chu Von_Smallhausen?
17:01 <Von_Smallhausen> lol
17:03 <Prawn> how do I meet girls off irc?
17:04 <Von_Smallhausen> uh oh
17:05 <LeMz> hahah why is he an asshole?
17:06 <PandasDontDrive> point is on the end of my dick baby
17:07 <Prawn> what is the proceedure
17:10 <PandasDontDrive> bend over
17:10 <Von_Smallhausen> up da asshole?
17:11 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
17:14 <PandasDontDrive> haha
17:14 <^matty^> !ping
17:16 <PandasDontDrive> up daaa assss
17:17 <Von_Smallhausen> unique my dear
17:22 <Von_Smallhausen> pucker up dem bunz
17:23 <unique> Won't bring me donuts LeMz.
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17:39 <LeMz> lol you just caleld him asshole on FB!
17:43 <Prawn> are donuts a barginning tool with girls on irc?
17:45 <unique> LOL
17:46 <unique> I know.
17:47 <Pieter> Prawn: Why are chu not using the word chu
17:47 <unique> :/
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17:53 <Prawn> what if I said I have a dozen krismy kremes in the fridge
17:55 <Pieter> Prawn: scared for people to know you are Bandicoot?
17:58 <Pieter> ok
17:59 <Pieter> im bored
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18:03 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@a1ca587e.bigpond.net.au
18:03 Kick: sadpuppie was kicked by ChanOP (This is not a troll channel, learn that and the rules and I will remove the ban)
18:03 <unique> Prawn, you should email me some.
18:04 <PandasDontDrive> haha
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18:06 <PandasDontDrive> Prawn
18:10 <PandasDontDrive> seen district 9 much
18:14 <PandasDontDrive> i love that movie
18:15 <Donn||> hi PandasDontDrive
18:16 <Prawn> no.
18:17 <LeMz> naww if i have a chance to go into the city tomorrow, il get some
18:18 <PandasDontDrive> seen it once on blu ray
18:19 <Prawn> i AM TEH Prawn.
18:21 <PandasDontDrive> sup Donn|| hunz
18:24 <PandasDontDrive> how're u
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18:34 <unique> Get different ones
18:36 <Von_Smallhausen> she left
18:37 <Prawn> you are the 2nd person who has mentioned d9 to me
18:39 <Donn||> just going for a walk. Back in 30 mins.
18:40 <Von_Smallhausen> 1 beast down
18:43 <LeMz> different ones?
18:43 <unique> So i can have a bite from each, taste them all
18:45 <LeMz> hahaha
18:45 <unique> And be full
18:50 <PandasDontDrive> sweet
18:51 <PandasDontDrive> cya then
18:55 <PandasDontDrive> haha
18:56 <PandasDontDrive> Von_Smallhausen
19:03 <Von_Smallhausen> chu seen hurr?
19:05 <Von_Smallhausen> elle
19:06 <PandasDontDrive> was givin my mate ashlee a massage on the floor right
19:07 <unique> We need a donut place here. :/
19:08 <Von_Smallhausen> uh oh
19:10 <PandasDontDrive> my mum yo
19:11 <Von_Smallhausen> trouble mang
19:11 <Prawn> elle and I used to go out
19:12 <PandasDontDrive> rocks up
19:15 <PandasDontDrive> walks in
19:16 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
19:18 <Von_Smallhausen> Prawn?
19:19 <LeMz> you do, its caleld wendys
19:20 <PandasDontDrive> funniest shit
19:21 <LeMz> xD
19:26 <LeMz> or wollworths
19:26 <unique> They're shit.
19:27 <Von_Smallhausen> chu put a paper bag over hurr head in public mang?
19:29 <LeMz> woolworths*
19:31 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
19:33 <unique> Supermarket ones are crap.
19:35 <PandasDontDrive> hurrrr
19:38 <Prawn> elle invited me over
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19:41 <Von_Smallhausen> imagine walkin around wit dat thing
19:43 <PandasDontDrive> cchu drinkin china?
19:45 <Von_Smallhausen> i'd hide
19:47 <Prawn> and her boobs did the talking
19:48 <Donn||> what about puffin donuts. We got them.?
19:54 <Prawn> i scared at first
19:54 <PandasDontDrive> one time in town i shoved a ball down front of my pants
19:58 <Prawn> but then my body went numb
20:01 <Prawn> and i couldnt move
20:03 <Prawn> frozen in fear
20:05 <PandasDontDrive> to make it look like a had a huge donkey cock wedged in there
20:06 <dudley> PandasDontDrive you are such a fucking piece of cat and dogs shit.
20:07 <unique> HAHAHA.
20:10 <Prawn> then she bring out the greek cake
20:12 <PandasDontDrive> haha dudley
20:14 <Prawn> and crumbled it over me
20:18 <Prawn> and then licked the crumbs up
20:24 <PandasDontDrive> you fucking paddle pop lion Hi Five watching fiend
20:33 <PandasDontDrive> given any kids the 'finger' lately?
20:35 <Von_Smallhausen> Prawn i got one question mang
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20:41 <Von_Smallhausen> how did chu look at da butterface
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20:49 <dudley> wtf von, get fucked
20:51 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
20:54 <PandasDontDrive> everythin fine
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20:57 <PandasDontDrive> butterface.
20:59 <bee_hornet> http://humorlib.no/items/20051122/USB-dildo-wm.jpg
21:01 <PandasDontDrive> like unique
21:06 <PandasDontDrive> she got cute face mangs
21:07 <Donn||> I was in primary school probably gre=ade 5 or 6 when one of the mothers put her fingers up at me.
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21:11 <unique> What.
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21:19 * Donn|| is afk
21:20 <PandasDontDrive> i wonder how unique does doggy stylez
21:21 <dudley> hi bLaCk_XS attractive woman,.
21:26 <spilly> bee_hornet: brings new meaning to the phrase 'Virtual Machine'
21:27 <bLaCk_XS> lol hi dudley
21:31 <unique> My face is fine. It's unfortunate about my body though.
21:33 <PandasDontDrive> do chu like sex unique
21:38 <PandasDontDrive> ur body isnt bad
21:43 <PandasDontDrive> u fat bitch *wink*
21:51 <Donn||> lol
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21:55 <unique> My body does a mass mexican fat wave with doggy.
21:56 <PandasDontDrive> lol
21:59 <PandasDontDrive> HAHA
22:00 <unique> It really is terrible.
22:05 <PandasDontDrive> that's what i like about it erynn
22:09 <PandasDontDrive> everytime i tap you
22:09 <unique> Massive ripple wave across it.
22:12 <PandasDontDrive> its like surfing
22:12 <bee_hornet> ya
22:13 <unique> It's gross.
22:15 <PandasDontDrive> RIDE THE WAVE!
22:16 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
22:33 <bLaCk_XS> lol thats why i dont go out looking for sex.
22:39 <unique> You ride the wave and then i catch the same wave like.. 10 mins later.
22:40 <bLaCk_XS> im a mexican wave too hehehe
22:49 <dudley> sex is for pussies hey bLaCk_XS
22:53 <bLaCk_XS> lol
22:59 <dudley> and faggots
23:05 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
23:08 <PandasDontDrive> yea
23:11 <PandasDontDrive> you catch the 'wave'
23:12 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
23:15 <unique> I'm just a big fat faggot pussy then.
23:21 <bLaCk_XS> LOL ditto.
23:21 <PandasDontDrive> if that's what kids are callin it these days
23:24 <PandasDontDrive> lol
23:30 <dudley> i'm drinking diet lemonaide because i'm an adult.
23:33 <PandasDontDrive> im soz erynn
23:36 <PandasDontDrive> im a nice guy but like
23:39 <PandasDontDrive> if we fucked
23:45 <unique> Which we wouldn't.
23:47 <PandasDontDrive> after 2 hours you'd be ten pounds heavier ;)
23:50 <PandasDontDrive> lol
23:54 <bLaCk_XS> LOL
23:58 <PandasDontDrive> ^5 bLaCk_XS
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
24:02 <bLaCk_XS> how is that a bad thing? climb aboard.
24:03 <bLaCk_XS> hahahaha
24:18 <dudley> captain bLaCk_XS
24:22 <bLaCk_XS> ;)
24:28 <bee_hornet> my parents are evil
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24:55 <bLaCk_XS> whys that?
25:05 <unique> You're not even all that good looking PandasDontDrive, i dunno how you can be so cocky.
25:08 <unique> The confidence.
25:10 <unique> Share it you bastard.
25:11 <unique> Lmao.
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25:25 <bLaCk_XS> hahaha
25:41 <unique> You have enough, share it around k.
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26:17 <bLaCk_XS> i saw a pic of myself at my mates 21st. she was all slim and tan, i was white and bootiful. wont be tagging myself in that one, thats for sure lol
26:29 <unique> Lol
26:50 <unique> Nothing wrong with being a bit pale..
26:55 * unique looks at herself
26:56 <dudley> you are an incredibly sexy attractive woman bLaCk_XS
26:56 <unique> Hahaha
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27:03 <bLaCk_XS> or a bit chunky hahaha
27:19 <Pieter> Your Mistake!
27:26 <unique> Oh i'm chunky monkey all over
27:36 <sandraa> going walking bbl xx
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27:42 <Pieter> Fuck I wanna shoot that Barbara from Bank World!
27:45 <Von_Smallhausen> she going to lose weight
27:47 <Von_Smallhausen> good for hurr
27:48 <Pieter> Its so like Customer Service with ISP's
27:50 <Pieter> :)
27:59 <Pieter> Not my problem!
28:00 <dudley> Von_Smallhausen go get fucked
28:03 <bLaCk_XS> lol yea i go to gym. just takes time.
28:04 <unique> Some people just shouldn't be so picky whom they give their banana too, chunky monkey or not.
28:09 <Pieter> Von_Smallhausen should be shot
28:12 <dudley> yeah
28:14 <LeMz> Hrm
28:14 <Pieter> thank fuck I have him on ignore
28:15 <dudley> and killed
28:16 <Von_Smallhausen> dudley chu got a problem?
28:19 <dudley> yep
28:20 <Von_Smallhausen> dudley
28:21 <dudley> i do
28:25 <dudley> i have a problem Von_Smallhausen
28:25 <Von_Smallhausen> chu wanna go to war????????
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28:32 <Pieter> everybody does dudley
28:33 <unique> bLaCk_XS, you're not another size 10 that they pick on for being fat are you?
28:43 <Pieter> these kids with attitude trying to take over irc
28:47 <bLaCk_XS> lol noooooo im a 14
28:50 <Pieter> with their non english and insults
28:50 <dudley> bLaCk_XS is extremly awesome and pretty
28:54 <Pieter> its pathetic
28:57 <bLaCk_XS> probly 14-16 actually.
28:57 <unique> 14 is fine
29:01 <Pieter> they believe they will get somewhere
29:06 <Von_Smallhausen> dudley chu a piece of shit chu know dat
29:07 <Pieter> but all they will get is a perm ban
29:10 * Von_Smallhausen spits on dudley
29:13 <Von_Smallhausen> cockaroach
29:15 <dudley> von your a fuckwit
29:29 <Prawn> dudley shuttup ya face
29:30 <dudley> *you're
29:30 <bLaCk_XS> but yea, i have a baby belly even tho im not preggas. thats the only thing i hate. lol
29:31 <Von_Smallhausen> dudley chu a sexual deprived human being
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29:37 * bee_hornet pisses on ya girl friend
29:38 <Von_Smallhausen> chu fucking loser
29:39 <Prawn> you're'ur'youre*
29:45 <Prawn> lol
29:48 <dudley> bLaCk_XS lets bash our guts together
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29:56 <Prawn> who this trolley pusher
30:00 <bLaCk_XS> LOL
30:05 <Von_Smallhausen> lol
30:12 <Von_Smallhausen> some chivato mang
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30:22 <PandasDontDrive> man
30:24 <Von_Smallhausen> dudley chu a real chazzer
30:25 <PandasDontDrive> will this chick
30:30 <Von_Smallhausen> dats a pig
30:30 <PandasDontDrive> hurry up and get back from away on msn
30:34 <PandasDontDrive> i wana crack onto her
30:34 <Von_Smallhausen> and dudley chu don't fly straight
30:36 <PandasDontDrive> lol
30:39 <PandasDontDrive> dudley loves cock
30:42 <dudley> yep von you type but its totally worthless
30:44 <PandasDontDrive> *licks his lips*
30:50 Nick: PandasDontDrive is now known as Vona
30:52 <bLaCk_XS> lol
30:54 <bee_hornet> http://www.australian-universities.com/rankings/
31:04 <Von_Smallhausen> dudley dat name it suit chu
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31:11 <Von_Smallhausen> chu nothing but a dud
31:25 <Von_Smallhausen> frank wouldn't hire chu to carry his bags
31:31 <unique> So you've had a bubby bLaCk_XS?
31:31 <Von_Smallhausen> chu nothing dudley
31:33 <dudley> my names von, i type chu and dat and i am basicly just an enourmouse waste of oxygen.
31:36 <Prawn> shoe polisher
31:39 <Prawn> shine my shoes
31:42 <bee_hornet> lol
31:49 <bee_hornet> shine my rims
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32:00 <bLaCk_XS> nah i havnt. just looks like i am preggas lol. i store my fat in my stomach haha
32:05 <dudley> yep, i'm an adult
32:06 <Von_Smallhausen> enourmouse?
32:07 <Von_Smallhausen> wtf
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32:09 Nick: Vona is now known as VONA
32:13 <Von_Smallhausen> fucking chivato
32:14 <bLaCk_XS> but a good trick is to suck it in hahahaha
32:22 <bee_hornet> your missus has a open vegde
32:24 * Von_Smallhausen whacks dudley up across da head
32:28 <Von_Smallhausen> what a dumb fuck
32:29 <VONA> hells jeah
32:32 <dudley> bLaCk_XS i want to hold you
32:40 <VONA> ivonahumpu
32:42 <VONA> hahaha
32:47 <bLaCk_XS> LOL
33:13 <bee_hornet> rather abuse them non-sexually
33:33 <bLaCk_XS> i hate my back aches :(
33:38 <Pieter> fuck its only 9:30
33:40 <Pieter> oh wait on
33:44 <Pieter> i woke up from nodding off
33:47 <Pieter> Im awake
33:49 <Pieter> Im aliveeeeeeeeee
33:51 <Pieter> Hiiiiiiiii
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33:53 <dudley> yeah wtf is with back aches bLaCk_XS, aparently my sis gets that shit too i found out
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34:03 <bee_hornet> bLaCk_XS is a femoll
34:09 <bLaCk_XS> femoll?
34:13 <bee_hornet> female
34:15 <Pieter> hahaha
34:17 <Pieter> femole
34:26 <bLaCk_XS> and dudley, i have a minor spinal condition called lordosis
34:27 <dudley> not the amazing bLaCk_XS
34:33 <bLaCk_XS> lol yea im femollllllllllll
34:34 <bLaCk_XS> :P
34:37 <bLaCk_XS> with a vaf
34:37 <dudley> oh yeah shit i remember we discussed that onetime
34:39 <unique> I had a massive belly, i probably looked 6 months pregnant but it was just all fat bLaCk_XS Lol
34:40 <bLaCk_XS> vag even
34:47 <bee_hornet> open vag
34:58 <dudley> vag with a bow on it
35:00 <unique> Tis gone now. Now i'm just a jigglypuff :P
35:00 <bLaCk_XS> lol its closed for maintenance hahahaha
35:18 <bLaCk_XS> unique: same. i just need to go to gym more often and stop whinging lol
35:22 <dudley> vag with a bow on it and a little card that says dear dudley,... on it
35:30 <bLaCk_XS> LOL
35:33 <unique> I don't have enough confidence for the gym
35:36 <unique> Bugger that
35:42 <unique> All lil skinny fit chicks.
35:43 <unique> :/
35:43 <unique> hahaha
35:47 <LeMz> mm i gotta start going agian
35:54 <unique> Yeah you do, fatshit
35:55 <bee_hornet> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/Vaginal_opening_-_english_description.jpg
35:58 <bLaCk_XS> confidence? haha nah the gym i go to has bigger girls than me, i love it
36:05 <dudley> :D
36:10 <LeMz> if i wanna pass these fitness tests
36:15 <unique> No big girls at the gym i went to :/
36:22 <bLaCk_XS> where bouts u from ?
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36:24 <bee_hornet> hood
36:28 <unique> Oh, middle of nowhere.
36:32 <unique> Country Vic.
36:32 <unique> Lol
36:34 <LeMz> bumfuck idaho
36:35 <LeMz> ;p
36:40 <bee_hornet> from my mother's vag
36:40 <unique> Yeah, that one.
36:41 <unique> Hahaha.
36:44 <bLaCk_XS> lol oh
36:44 <LeMz> i can give you shit for that now haha
37:00 <unique> Just because you live in Melbourne now
37:06 <unique> Doesn't mean your HOME is in Melbourne.
37:08 <unique> Home is here.
37:18 <LeMz> though i am going to bumfuck
37:21 <dudley> bLaCk_XS i'd love to stay here and talk to you because you are the only reason this channel exists to me but i'm gonna go watch some movie or something, cya <3
37:26 <LeMz> idaho tomorrow
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37:42 <bee_hornet> poop it's a boy
37:44 <bLaCk_XS> might c u on msn
37:46 <bLaCk_XS> :)
38:04 <unique> Big buff spunky guys are worse at the gym
38:14 <LeMz> rofl liek gooch?
38:16 <Pieter> hmm
38:18 <dudley> bLaCk_XS <3
38:21 <unique> I'd be on the treadmill, struggling my lil heart out and they'd be all like.. check out that fatty
38:22 <Pieter> ive seen this episode of law n order :/
38:26 <unique> Yeah, like gooch, woah.
38:28 <bLaCk_XS> this one i go to has a female section lol.
38:31 <Pieter> gah
38:32 <unique> Standing next to him!
38:35 <unique> He is like..
38:37 <Pieter> gooch is such an ugly nick
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38:40 <Pieter> its like cooch
38:44 <unique> Johnny Bravo shit
38:51 <Pieter> haha @ johnny bravo
38:52 <unique> Buff as
38:53 <Pieter> thats SAbre
38:55 <unique> But he's short
38:55 <bLaCk_XS> LOL @ unique
38:56 <Pieter> same thing
39:04 <Pieter> he's exactly like that cartoon
39:07 <Pieter> same personallity
39:07 <dudley> bLaCk_XS: hot, smart, funny, attractive, sexy, beautiful, pretty, sensitive.
39:07 <unique> Where is his pic
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39:09 <Pieter> Its
39:12 <bee_hornet> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUHn8x8wk_o
39:13 <Pieter> Johnny
39:15 <Pieter> Braaaaavo
39:31 <unique> http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs241.snc1/8824_1217859850482_1348459920_625728_1227057_n.jpg
39:39 <unique> I felt like a fatshit standing next to that at the pub.
39:49 <unique> Fucking underwear model.
39:50 <unique> Pfft.
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39:57 <LeMz> 2he wanted me to go to the gym with him.. i was like yerr nah
40:03 <LeMz> his a body builder
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40:13 <LeMz> full on comp style
40:19 <unique> http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs018.snc1/4231_1156326032175_1348459920_409536_7581582_n.jpg
40:23 <unique> Grossnessss
40:27 <unique> Too buff
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40:45 <bLaCk_XS> agreed
40:46 <unique> I know, there is a pic on his facebook at a comp
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41:05 <unique> http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v311/165/65/1348459920/n1348459920_74458_3160.jpg
41:18 <unique> "And this is how i break my own neck *CHEESE*"
41:35 <unique> He's too short anyway. Not much taller than me.
41:42 <Pieter> hehe johnny bravo
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41:48 <Pieter> cant belive ya brought that up
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41:53 <Pieter> is that still on fox8?
41:56 <unique> No idea
42:00 <Pieter> i kept it in my head
42:03 <Pieter> due to robocop
42:05 <Pieter> Its
42:05 <unique> That's all i could think of when i think of gooch
42:07 <LeMz> tahts when he was fuckign ripped as a motherfucker though
42:07 <Pieter> Johnny!
42:09 <Pieter> Rehab!
42:10 <unique> All buff and gross
42:18 <unique> Lol
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43:02 <LeMz> his building back to that atm
43:11 <Pieter> wait on
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43:18 <Pieter> johnny bravo was on cartoon network
43:19 <unique> Lol.. he has a whole album of model shots..
43:22 <Pieter> had to run from the loo to say that
43:29 <bLaCk_XS> ok so the room is half full of unknowns >> 23 f melb seeking casual chat. no cyber or cam u perverts lol
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43:36 <Pieter> Anyone here got a tree stump?
43:39 Nick: Sh[a]dowLurker is now known as ShadowLurker
43:39 <Pieter> I need one for my cat
43:45 <LeMz> his on liek a full carb diet atm
43:46 <Pieter> it wont touch the scratchy post any more cos its grown up
43:47 <unique> Oh ok, thanks for letting us know Pieter. Cheers.
43:49 <bLaCk_XS> tree stump? :/
43:51 <Pieter> i needs a tree
43:54 <Pieter> it
43:55 <bee_hornet> any pussy online?
44:06 <unique> Lol.. Casual chat in here bLaCk_XS? This is as good as it gets i think.
44:06 <unique> Lol
44:21 <LeMz> Lol
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44:42 <bLaCk_XS> lol true. so many dirty douches on irc
45:50 <unique> Yeah, LeMz is one of them. Stir clear..
45:54 <LeMz> haha
45:59 <LeMz> yer i admit to being one
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46:45 * LeMz wonders off in his pink frock
46:46 <LeMz> r0ar
46:53 <unique> Hahahaha
46:57 <LeMz> ohhh
46:59 <LeMz> and purple hat
47:06 <LeMz> xD
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47:10 <LeMz> my purple hat rocks
47:13 <unique> Fag
47:19 <LeMz> psh
47:20 <LeMz> sif
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47:32 <^pilot^> hey erynn
47:41 <bee_hornet> i m little bit scared to get back
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48:30 <bee_hornet> what price you've paid on my broken legs a kick in the butt, too simple
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48:42 <unique> Hi Marko
48:54 <LeMz> i just died.
48:59 <^pilot^> cool
49:01 <unique> o.O
49:01 <LeMz> im on a ship and im dead
49:01 <^pilot^> good for you lemz
49:04 <^pilot^> please do so quietly
49:11 <unique> I KILL YOU.
49:29 <^pilot^> You kill me ????
49:30 <bLaCk_XS> LOL
49:37 <^pilot^> I KILL ME!!!!
49:39 <^pilot^> AND YOU
49:44 <bLaCk_XS> achmed dead terrorist
50:01 <River> I like Walter better
50:06 <River> :P
50:10 <LeMz> i like eddie better
50:13 <bLaCk_XS> i like peanut :)
50:15 <VONA> marko!
50:18 <VONA> my negroe!
50:18 <River> lol
50:19 <bLaCk_XS> POLO
50:21 <VONA> sup homie
50:22 <unique> LOL
50:24 <VONA> hows the pad brus
50:33 <VONA> <-josh
50:46 <Elite_zero> I bought pizzas at domino today
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50:55 <Elite_zero> 2 large for 18.50 or something
50:56 <^pilot^> fark all joshwahhh
50:58 <LeMz> babies on spikes!
50:58 <^pilot^> i figured mate
50:59 <Elite_zero> was I ripped off?
51:03 <^pilot^> its fuckin SICK!!!!
51:05 <unique> Spiked babies!
51:07 <^pilot^> got some dnb cranking
51:09 <Elite_zero> pizza dominos 2 large 18.50
51:09 <^pilot^> thru my tv
51:13 <Elite_zero> was I ripped off?
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51:25 <TeamAimee> hiihiihi brb
51:27 <LeMz> rack'o'baby
51:28 <^pilot^> no
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51:30 <^pilot^> you weren't
51:33 <unique> xD
51:38 <^pilot^> 9.95 per pizza
51:42 <^pilot^> delivered
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52:05 <Elite_zero> I picked up
52:07 <Elite_zero> for take away
52:08 <VONA> aye
52:09 <VONA> haha
52:11 <VONA> jeah
52:16 <VONA> just chillin myself atm..
52:20 <Elite_zero> more expensive than pizza hut
53:02 * LeMz yawns
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53:40 <VONA> fucken
53:51 <^pilot^> i think im on my 7thhh ish drink so far
53:52 <VONA> gonna hook up with an old schoolmate
53:57 <VONA> n drink
53:59 <VONA> next week
54:00 * Donn|| is back from her walk.
54:05 <VONA> aint seen this motherfucker for like
54:06 <VONA> ten years
54:07 <VONA> lol
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54:11 <^pilot^> OMFG
54:14 <Donn||> lol
54:17 <^pilot^> I almost spilled my bourbon
54:18 <^pilot^> WTF
54:20 <VONA> one of my boys from school haha
54:24 <LeMz> that was nearly a sin
54:26 <VONA> facebook is awesome aye
54:30 <^pilot^> NO SHIT
54:31 * VONA licks Donn||
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54:35 <^pilot^> i woulda been cut
54:35 <VONA> ;)
54:37 <VONA> haha
54:48 <Donn||> hahahaha hiya Vona
54:49 <Elite_zero> O praw pizza + 2.95
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54:58 <Elite_zero> so 6.95 + 2.95
55:01 <Elite_zero> prawn pizza
55:05 <Elite_zero> almost 10 bucks
55:07 <LeMz> zzzzz
55:10 <Elite_zero> and the other one I bougt supreme
55:12 <Elite_zero> 7 bucks
55:19 <VONA> sup
55:20 <Elite_zero> should be about 16.85
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55:25 <VONA> <- PandasDontDrive
55:26 <VONA> lol
55:31 <VONA> aka GuineaBacon
55:37 <VONA> hahahahahaha guinea bacon makes me laugh
56:08 <Elite_zero> more expensive than pizza hut
56:13 <Elite_zero> I should have got pizza huit
56:15 <Elite_zero> not dominos
57:28 <Dam0> any one wann play cod?
57:44 <^pilot^> nah
57:47 <^pilot^> i want to keep drinking
57:49 * ^pilot^ nods
57:54 <Elite_zero> Pilot how much cash u got now
57:57 <Elite_zero> 5 bucks?
58:01 <Elite_zero> 5 bucks sucky sucky?
58:03 <Elite_zero> :)
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58:10 <Donn||> I got 5 bucks too.
58:14 <^pilot^> ummm
58:21 <Donn||> I thought I might buy some chocolate with my $5.
58:21 <^pilot^> at the moment..... like 40 bucks on me
58:23 <Elite_zero> sucky sucky sounds funny
58:49 <Elite_zero> the country is rich; the ppl are not
59:45 <Elite_zero> Kevin Rudd's ancesrtors were convicst and free settlers
59:48 Nick: VONA is now known as PandasDontDrive
59:50 <Elite_zero> I'm surprised
59:54 <Elite_zero> because he got English accent
59:57 <Elite_zero> old Engish accent
00:01 <Elite_zero> not even modern one
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00:39 * River yawns
00:41 <Elite_zero> Dodo! Dodo! Internet that dies!
00:48 <Elite_zero> river, how much money you got now
00:58 <Elite_zero> there are a lot of big and modern cheap houses in POINT COOK
01:06 <Elite_zero> They're big, modern, and cheaper
01:12 <Donn||> hi river
01:20 <Elite_zero> point cook is south-west to Melb
01:24 <Donn||> I am too interested to learn how much moola?
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02:02 <River> oh gawd who let you out of the nut house Elite_zero
02:15 <ShaneWatson> NIGHT ALL
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02:43 <Donn||> They've come to take e away haha
02:47 <Donn||> to the funny farm
02:52 <Donn||> where the funny people are.
02:53 <Donn||> haha.
03:40 <PandasDontDrive> "I honestly believe that woman would eat her young!"
03:43 <PandasDontDrive> i love this movie
03:47 <PandasDontDrive> killa shit
04:10 <Donn||> is it species?
04:17 <Prawn> movies kill braincells
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04:47 <Donn||> welcome jum0smile
04:51 <Donn||> oops jumpsmile
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05:43 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
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06:12 <River> you scared them Donn||
06:31 <Donn||> yes so it seems river
06:38 <Donn||> well maybe I can make a bed for the two of us?
06:44 <Pieter> no
06:50 <Pieter> Bandicoots kill braincells
06:54 <River> Donn|| bed for two of us????
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07:02 <Donn||> You know I haven't been to the beach =yet this summer.
07:04 <River> hmm yeah I guess I tend to scare ppl
07:16 <River> bugger that all the hot weather and no beach
07:18 <Donn||> I was tyring to find the time to go when the clutch went on my car.
07:26 <River> damn
07:29 <River> thats no good
07:32 <Donn||> yeah I inow.
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07:34 <Donn||> I am pisse4d.
07:39 <Donn||> -4
07:45 <willy> lay your hands on me
07:51 <River> really
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07:58 <Donn||> yesh
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08:41 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Donn||, are you proud of your austnet nikky video?
08:43 <pigs_might_flu> MMMMMMMMMM
08:59 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> who was that vid made for?
10:01 Part: babee_doll87 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
10:10 <Donn||> I did not make a vid.
10:21 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
10:21 Part: bree ([email protected]) from #melbourne
10:25 <PandasDontDrive> telling my brother
10:27 <PandasDontDrive> how my mom
10:29 <River> hmmm
10:31 <PandasDontDrive> walked in on me
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10:43 <PandasDontDrive> givin ash a massage on the lounge room floor this arvo
10:54 <PandasDontDrive> and how i dont want my mum thinkin we r together n askin "are u dating"
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> tho they both get a long well
11:08 <PandasDontDrive> this shit makes me think.
11:38 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> some mums are just dopey, others interfere like shit
11:47 <^pilot^> maybe thats a good thing josh
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12:37 <Donn||> hi Mr^RX8
12:41 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> u back on the beer panda?
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13:20 <Donn||> hello kibbz
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13:56 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> hi SuCkMyCoCk
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19:49 <Rocket> -/me yawns
19:55 * Rocket yawns
20:09 <pigs_might_flu> rocket don't smoke and rocket don't joke
20:39 <PandasDontDrive> inCANdescent
20:42 <Rocket> ?
20:43 <PandasDontDrive> bro
20:46 <PandasDontDrive> ok
20:52 <PandasDontDrive> there's this chick Channel
21:06 <PandasDontDrive> ive had a crush on her for fkn months n months
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21:21 <PandasDontDrive> id cut my balls off to date this chick haha
21:27 <bLaCk_XS> lol
21:31 <Rocket> ahaha
21:50 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i had this dream i was with a chick i dug at 18-19, and i finally started kissing her in a bathroom, and i did a huge fart right at the time, shes like THATS FOUL
21:54 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> stupid dreams
22:12 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> my brain doesnt let me have a moment that works
22:32 <Elite_zero> Pandas have u been to Kuala Lumpur?
22:38 <Elite_zero> Heh, babu?
22:41 <Elite_zero> :)
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25:08 <PandasDontDrive> lol PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon
25:12 <PandasDontDrive> dude
25:18 <PandasDontDrive> my dreams are fucking queer
25:23 <PandasDontDrive> like um
25:27 <bLaCk_XS> lol
25:27 <PandasDontDrive> Del Toro films
25:34 <PandasDontDrive> pans labrynth shit
25:37 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_evgclWhsM
25:58 <bLaCk_XS> once i dreamed that my cousin had a bomb in her stomach and it blew up. probly related to the fact that i hate her effin guts
26:00 <bLaCk_XS> :P
26:01 <PandasDontDrive> last thing i remember in my dream today was walking up to a cat that was in the shape of a tissue box then looking left and noticing an elephant
26:03 <PandasDontDrive> the elephant spoke
26:06 <PandasDontDrive> then chased me
26:09 <PandasDontDrive> down this set
26:23 <PandasDontDrive> my dreams cross over into dreams ive previously had
26:40 <PandasDontDrive> one of the features in my dreams is that i have free foxtel
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26:43 <PandasDontDrive> lol
26:45 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> yeah i get ones starting out normal then going apeshit
27:15 <Pieter> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon: Youuuuuuuu are the biggest loser
27:16 <Pieter> !
27:20 <unique> God i'm so over facebook game request bullshit.
27:23 <Pieter> you are the fattest bitch ever!
27:27 <Pieter> and so are you unique :P
27:32 <unique> I know, i know.
27:33 <River> bLaCk_XS is your cousins stomach big enough to hide a bomb
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27:34 <Pieter> you both should become couples :P
27:36 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Pieter loves daytime tv
27:40 <Pieter> I choose Kasperski!
27:46 <bLaCk_XS> lol shes fat. of course.
27:55 <unique> We're all fat!
27:56 <Pieter> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon: Only cos I cant watch night time tv usually :(
27:59 <unique> Let's all be biggest losers!
27:59 <River> bLaCk_XS would probably smother the bomb then :P
28:04 <Pieter> unique: but im skinny :(
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28:08 <River> unique you are not far at all
28:10 <River> sheesk
28:11 <bLaCk_XS> lol no i mean shes like size 18 at least now..
28:15 <Pieter> i must be the most built brick shithouse in this chan :(
28:16 <bLaCk_XS> maybe more
28:21 <PandasDontDrive> yea bro
28:22 <Pieter> I choose iRC over my friends
28:27 <PandasDontDrive> i have these dreams start normal
28:27 <Pieter> only cos I cant be fucked moving :(
28:28 <River> bLaCk_XS now? you mean she lost weight?
28:30 <PandasDontDrive> go all banshee on me
28:32 <PandasDontDrive> wake up
28:34 <Donn||> roflmao @ brick shithouse
28:38 <PandasDontDrive> cbf getting up so go back to sleep
28:42 <unique> She's a brick.... houseeeeee...
28:43 <PandasDontDrive> dream continues but changes
28:47 <PandasDontDrive> wake up freakin out
28:53 <PandasDontDrive> in a waking life state haha!
28:55 <PandasDontDrive> brb
29:16 <unique> I haven't seen a full pic of you, ever i don't think Pieter. Lol
29:29 <unique> I know you're tall, like your brother but that's about it
29:34 <unique> Oh and you're freaking ugly.
29:35 <Pieter> ahh k
29:39 <Prawn> ugly people don't own cameras
29:41 <unique> But that's all :P
29:41 <Pieter> ugly?
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29:48 <Prawn> actually thats a lie
29:49 <Prawn> they do.
29:51 <Pieter> damn youre a tool
29:53 <Donn||> I dreamed last night that I walked naked to the fridge and with my front door open someone was standing there. I reached for an ice cold red creaming soda in my dream and thought if I drink it I will wake up.
29:54 <Pieter> but thats ok
30:04 <Pieter> your ugly comments are only cos i laughed at your pics
30:11 <Prawn> unique is attractive
30:16 <Pieter> HAHAHAHAHAHA
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30:19 <Pieter> attractive
30:24 <Pieter> thats fucking hilarious
30:31 <Pieter> ask stebie if she's attractive
30:32 <Pieter> :)
30:35 <Pieter> stebie has met her
30:41 <unique> Now you've cracked it Pieter. You can call me fat but i can't call you ugly :P
30:47 <River> unique is gorgeous
30:47 <Pieter> yeh fully cracked it
30:58 <River> and she is far from fat sheesk
31:00 <Pieter> due to 1 comment that you made only AFTER i laughed at your pic
31:01 <bLaCk_XS> river: no she used to be size 12-14. now shes at LEAST at 18
31:09 <Pieter> you're a beach ball woman
31:13 <River> bLaCk_XS oh she is growing then
31:18 <unique> stebie met me when i was 17. I look so different from when i was 17. Lol.
31:20 <bLaCk_XS> fast lol
31:20 <Pieter> and if im ugly
31:27 <Pieter> then ugly people must do ok for other women :)
31:39 <Pieter> cos i think the count is up to #28
31:42 <Pieter> 29 maybe
31:43 <River> bLaCk_XS so maybe that bomb dream was more her just exploding not needing a bomb
31:48 <Pieter> and thats just getting laid
31:49 <unique> Look at you on the defence now Pieter.
31:49 <unique> Lmao.
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31:51 <Simone> river :)
32:00 <Pieter> the women I wont touch is probably in the #100's
32:01 <Pieter> :)
32:01 <River> Simone how are you
32:04 <Donn||> Simone :)
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32:07 <Simone> good and how r u?
32:09 <Pieter> and thats where you come in unique
32:10 <Simone> Donn|| :)
32:13 <River> yeah good here
32:15 <unique> That's cool Pieter.
32:21 <unique> I've seen what you've been with.
32:22 <Donn||> hi unique
32:28 <Pieter> defence = arguement = comment = fact
32:29 <Pieter> :)
32:30 <unique> Hi Donn|| person
32:35 <Prawn> Pieter what about the women who wont touch you?
32:39 <Donn||> f thanks
32:42 <Prawn> talk about others like you are fabio
32:48 <bLaCk_XS> #100's? what does that mean?
32:59 <Pieter> Prawn: I havent had one yet
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33:16 <Pieter> The females I have sexual attraction to I alwyas seem to get :/
33:23 <Pieter> its just a crime
33:24 <JessicaWatson> Pieter aren't you an ilicit substance user on welfare? I wouldn't have thought you were much of a catch
33:25 <Pieter> being me n all :/
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33:37 <PandasDontDrive> POO
33:39 <Pieter> JessicaWatson: yeh fully :/
33:41 <PandasDontDrive> PENIS
33:41 <River> Pieter you are just lame
33:47 <Pieter> River: I try :p
33:49 <Simone> sjoe
33:50 <River> lol
33:51 <PandasDontDrive> paddlepop chocolate!
33:53 <Donn||> LOLO'
33:53 <PandasDontDrive> Simone!
33:54 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
33:55 <PandasDontDrive> brb
33:57 <Pieter> :))
34:02 <Simone> PandasDontDrive :) sit still
34:07 <Pieter> errr @ news
34:19 <Pieter> a site being swamped by MILLIONS of people crashing
34:30 <Pieter> and they are bagging the site
34:38 <Pieter> isnt apache given a number of users allowed
34:39 Part: DuLcE`ObSeS|oN ([email protected]) from #melbourne
34:48 <Pieter> to specify a number of people allowed to access a site at once?
34:55 <Pieter> hello... crashing, DUHHH
34:58 <picard> 7
35:11 <Donn||> 9
35:29 <Pieter> fuck the media are fucked up :/
35:51 <Pieter> 9 = ya mum!
35:52 <Pieter> :P
35:59 <unique> Ewww it's picard
36:00 <Pieter> 7 = ya mum!
36:01 <djc> thats why they're the media
36:04 <Pieter> picard is funny lookin
36:06 <unique> Hahaha. Kidding. Hi.
36:13 <Pieter> he's a fat version of jean luc
36:33 <Pieter> and even then he's uglier than RomperStomper
36:35 <noddy07> picard is bald and fat
36:45 <Pieter> noddy07: hence the jean luc comment :/
36:49 <Pieter> jean luc picard
36:54 <River> dont knock bald and fat :P
37:00 <Pieter> Star Trek: The Next Generation
37:06 <unique> Lol River
37:15 <Pieter> ewww River, you bald?
37:24 <River> Pieter Might as well be lol
37:25 <Pieter> picard has a skin condition
37:28 <Elite_zero> rivee is fat and bald
37:33 <Pieter> he's the only one who doesnt need to shave his cock
37:34 <Pieter> :P
37:42 <Pieter> but ugliness :/
37:45 <noddy07> picard has a child addiction
37:47 <River> Pieter when have you seen picards cock
37:59 <unique> You're so critical of people Pieter lol.
38:00 <Pieter> haahha @ attempted murder charges against japanese whalers
38:02 <unique> You're really no model..
38:03 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> np: tall dwarfs - canned music e.p. 1983\04 - walking home.ogg
38:06 <Pieter> that a fucking bunch of idiots
38:09 <Elite_zero> riveer, why are u talking about penises now?
38:14 <Pieter> the japs have a bigger ship
38:21 <Pieter> shouldnt have been in the way with their small lil shitbox
38:22 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> new Shameless episode
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39:03 <Elite_zero> Peter whay about the ethnics in Holland like you used to be
39:07 <Pieter> hahahha River
39:08 <Elite_zero> you were an ethnic in Holland
39:12 <Pieter> when bron gave me the pic
39:12 <Elite_zero> then u moved here
39:15 <Pieter> its a fucking tic tac
39:19 <Elite_zero> and receiving NewStart here
39:51 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> centrelink line is full of shady characters
39:57 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> all looking like theyre bout to score drugs
40:02 <Elite_zero> no
40:05 <Elite_zero> some are stduents
40:11 <Elite_zero> on austudy
40:16 <Elite_zero> and some are genuine jobseekers
40:17 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> they arent there often
40:23 <Elite_zero> not like they dont want to work
40:25 <Pieter> Elite_zero: I was born in Australia... how about get your facts straight... from there, your comments mean nothing :/
40:59 <Elite_zero> are u an ethnic here?
41:02 <unique> Lol
41:06 <Pieter> ethnic?
41:11 <Pieter> im a catholic tool :/
41:13 <PandasDontDrive> LOL@facebook
41:16 <PandasDontDrive> leo
41:17 <Elite_zero> As in heritage
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41:20 <Elite_zero> r u minority?
41:26 <Pieter> yes
41:31 <Elite_zero> :)
41:33 <unique> Sif be laughing at facebook, i didn't post more pics
41:34 <Pieter> most australian catholics are a 'minority'
41:37 * unique chortles
41:38 <Pieter> :/
41:43 <PandasDontDrive> check this
41:45 <PandasDontDrive> unique
41:49 <Elite_zero> I went to a Catholic school
41:50 <PandasDontDrive> "Whatever this plot or negative influence is all about could come to light under this opportunity period and the favorable position of Uranus"
41:52 <Elite_zero> and there were many irish
41:53 <Elite_zero> Irish
41:54 <PandasDontDrive> LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
41:57 <Elite_zero> are they minority
42:03 <Prawn> when I was going to tafe collecting youth allowance I had to wait in the centrelink queue, and an elderly lady was behind me so one of the staff said "excuse me hun, would you like to come this way" and the woman yelled "FUCK OFF **** im a jew not a hun"
42:03 <Elite_zero> those ppl withg MC sounding names
42:04 <unique> Roflmao.
42:05 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahahaha
42:05 <Pieter> unique: you have no right to laugh, you're funny lookin as it is
42:07 <Prawn> what does this mean exactly?
42:09 <PandasDontDrive> oh my gawsh
42:15 <PandasDontDrive> favourable position is my anus?
42:18 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
42:19 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
42:24 <unique> Why does that have to go so well with what you asked me earlier.
42:25 <unique> Rofl.
42:27 <unique> :/
42:39 <Pieter> it means Prawn that you are Bandicoot and are ban evading
42:52 <Von_Smallhausen> dis guy
42:53 <Von_Smallhausen> mang
42:59 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter
43:00 <Elite_zero> everyone is on austidy who is student
43:05 <Prawn> im not a bandicoot im a prawn
43:08 <Von_Smallhausen> chu got some ballz for a guy wit no job
43:12 <tr1p1ea> FUCK!
43:19 <tr1p1ea> Did you see that shot from Andy Murray?!
43:22 <Pieter> you use the nick Bandicoot and are a tool
43:23 <Pieter> :)
43:24 <Von_Smallhausen> who does dis chivato think he is?
43:38 <Pieter> and why cant I get my head together, damn alcohol :(
43:39 <Elite_zero> VonSmallhausen is not German
43:47 <Pieter> I think Im going to bed
43:48 <Elite_zero> I'm german and I dont like you, "Von Smallhausen"
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43:51 <Elite_zero> u must be german wannabe
43:56 <Elite_zero> we dont like you so dont be like us
43:56 <unique> Rofl.
43:57 <Pieter> the nod off was small but luvable
43:57 <Elite_zero> OK?
43:58 <Elite_zero> :)
44:00 <Pieter> ill get more tomorrow
44:05 <Pieter> good night peoples:)
44:16 <Von_Smallhausen> Elite_zero why don't chu try sticking your head up your ass see if it fitz?
44:26 * Von_Smallhausen flicks a toothpick @ Elite_zero
44:27 <Simone> lol
44:30 Nick: ShadowLurker is now known as Sh[a]dowLurker
44:35 <Simone> lmao
44:36 <Elite_zero> Ok...I see you're stupid and have no shames
44:38 <Elite_zero> I'm ignoring u now.
44:40 <kibblz> lol?
44:42 <Elite_zero> as I always will be.
44:48 <Simone> kibblz it was funny
44:49 <Simone> :)
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45:29 <Prawn> Pieter is it true you are ugly?
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45:57 <Von_Smallhausen> of course it true
46:01 <Von_Smallhausen> look at da way he act
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46:08 <Prawn> http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v351/222/23/737368258/n737368258_819108_135.jpg
46:13 <Prawn> dude you look like a child molesterer
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46:22 <Prawn> thats Pieter
46:24 <Prawn> enjoy
46:26 <Prawn> lOL
46:30 <Prawn> lolllllllllllllll
46:32 <Thebestjerk> looks like a homosexual
46:36 <Prawn> hjahahaa
46:39 <Prawn> tru tru
46:44 <Prawn> a ladyboy
46:49 <Prawn> look like a tranny
46:49 <noddy07> lol
46:54 <Von_Smallhausen> uh oh
46:55 <noddy07> mumies boy
46:56 <Von_Smallhausen> like bron?
47:02 <Prawn> http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v351/222/23/737368258/n737368258_819109_9350.jpg
47:02 <Von_Smallhausen> i thought der was only one
47:05 <Prawn> another one of Pieter
47:15 <Prawn> what a fag
47:29 <Simone> he has a butt hole on his chin!
47:31 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> what happened to the channel-darlings bron and bassbabe?
47:33 <Elite_zero> Pieterm is your name Pieter Turkisch-DeBrew?
47:34 <Von_Smallhausen> LOL Simone
47:35 <Elite_zero> :)
47:36 <Thebestjerk> show one of you prawn if ur gonna do that
47:38 <Von_Smallhausen> i scared to look
47:39 <Elite_zero> half Turk he is
47:40 <Elite_zero> :)
47:40 <Prawn> LOL Elite_zero
47:42 <Prawn> roflllllllllllllll
47:49 <amsy> haha is that Pieter ?
47:54 <Von_Smallhausen> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon
47:56 <Prawn> yes
47:57 <Von_Smallhausen> darlings?
47:59 <Prawn> thats pedo pete
47:59 <Von_Smallhausen> chu kidding me?
48:00 <Elite_zero> prawn why r u laughing
48:05 <Prawn> rofllllllllllllllllll
48:06 <amsy> righto
48:07 <Von_Smallhausen> i seen em both dey no darlings
48:09 <PandasDontDrive> oh fuck
48:12 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> they are princesses
48:15 <Thebestjerk> where's ur photo prawn
48:16 <PandasDontDrive> cant get over that horoscope shit
48:23 <PandasDontDrive> telling me im gonn get jabbed in the bumface
48:26 <unique> Heyyyy don't pick on the but chin. Just cos i think Pieter is a twat.
48:30 <Prawn> Thebestjerk wanna jerk me ?
48:34 <Von_Smallhausen> lol unique
48:35 <Pieter> err
48:37 <Pieter> Prawn
48:37 <Von_Smallhausen> even she doesn't like him
48:38 <Elite_zero> Ive seen the Brewer male models nude and did homosexual poses pics
48:38 <unique> That doesn't justify picking on the butt chin.
48:39 <Von_Smallhausen> haha
48:40 <unique> I has one.
48:40 <Prawn> Pieter ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
48:41 <Pieter> you're going to be banned again
48:42 <Prawn> faggot
48:45 <Prawn> rofl
48:46 <unique> So leave the butt chin alone.
48:47 <Prawn> ugly fag
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48:53 <Von_Smallhausen> LOL @ butt chin
48:55 <Prawn> no wonder ur a loner
48:56 <Von_Smallhausen> dats gold Simone
48:58 Nick: NiceOneGaryBaxter is now known as SeZz
49:01 Quit: Deadmau5-away ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
49:04 <Pieter> its funny how Prawn goes off when i say im leaving
49:07 <unique> Screw you Von_Smallhausen! My butt chin is cute!
49:07 <unique> Lol.
49:09 <Prawn> rofllllllllllllllllll @ Pieter
49:11 <Von_Smallhausen> haha
49:16 <Elite_zero> I thought Logan Lerman was American of German background
49:19 <Elite_zero> but I went to wiki
49:21 <Elite_zero> and he is JEWISH
49:22 <Von_Smallhausen> i seen chu unique chu ok for a white piece of bread
49:23 <Prawn> Pieter not so tough now?
49:24 <Elite_zero> hmmm...
49:24 <Prawn> lollllllllllll
49:30 <Elite_zero> just like zac efron...zac is jewish
49:32 <Elite_zero> even born in Israel
49:34 <unique> Hahaha aww. I'll that that as a compliment.. I think.
49:38 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Von_Smallhausen, who would CHU say is a channel darling? sandraa? katatonic kate?
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49:46 <Thebestjerk> put ur hand up if the only girls i slept with are from irc
49:52 <Prawn> Pieter is the gayest dude on irc
49:53 <Von_Smallhausen> haven't seen kate
49:53 <amsy> licorice is horrible
49:58 <Pieter> Prawn
50:01 <Simone> thank Von_Smallhausen :)
50:02 <Prawn> Pieter ROFL
50:02 <Pieter> you're a pussy
50:05 <Pieter> you ban evade
50:06 <Prawn> dont talk to me you child molester
50:07 <Pieter> you
50:08 <Pieter> 're lame
50:09 <Von_Smallhausen> sandra has an ok face but looks like a fat body
50:12 <unique> It's ok Pieter.
50:15 <unique> I am all for the butt chin.
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50:15 <Prawn> your eyes are beady like a pedo
50:17 <Pieter> [20:01] <Bandicoot> like I give a fuck about #melbourne
50:19 <Prawn> fuckin poof
50:21 <djc> .join #hosham
50:22 <Pieter> yet
50:25 <Pieter> here you are Prawn
50:28 <Prawn> im not bandicoot roffffffl
50:29 Part: djc ([email protected]) from #melbourne
50:31 <Pieter> yes
50:32 <Pieter> you are
50:34 <Prawn> lollllllllll
50:36 <Prawn> ok sure
50:38 <Prawn> IM BANDICOOT
50:40 <Prawn> rofl
50:41 <Pieter> just like FrankLopez said you werent Bandicoot
50:44 <Prawn> you are dumb bro
50:45 <Pieter> you're bandicoot
50:51 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter is upset
50:51 <Pieter> im not your bro shitface
50:52 <Prawn> you are so ugly
50:55 <Prawn> your eyes are pedo
50:56 <Pieter> you talk behind someones face
51:00 <Pieter> yes
51:00 <Prawn> rofl
51:01 <Pieter> im ugly
51:05 <Pieter> says the 15 year old
51:06 <Pieter> :/
51:07 <Prawn> you look half lady
51:09 <kibblz> ugly
51:10 <Prawn> half faggot
51:12 <Von_Smallhausen> lol @ 15 year old
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51:13 <Elite_zero> i want to live in Beverly Hills
51:14 <Pieter> you're going buh byes Prawn
51:15 <Von_Smallhausen> LOl
51:16 <Prawn> but twice as ugly as a tranny
51:17 <noddy07> awwww poooorrrr pieter
51:20 <kibblz> theres a dinosaur in my backyard.
51:22 <Prawn> Pieter is msging the ops
51:23 <Von_Smallhausen> twice as ugly as bron?
51:24 <Prawn> LOL
51:25 <Von_Smallhausen> wow
51:27 <Pieter> yeh poor me noddy07 *cough* fakeid
51:27 <Von_Smallhausen> some tranny
51:28 <Pieter> :)
51:29 <Prawn> he is so cut
51:34 <Prawn> Pieter is CUT hard
51:36 <amsy> vanilla yoghurt is awesome
51:37 <Prawn> the faggot
51:39 <Pieter> fully:)
51:43 <Prawn> ban me
51:45 <Prawn> i will cry.
51:47 <unique> I almost want to paste our photos together Pieter and show off how we're butt chin twins.
51:48 <Thebestjerk> i like blue berrys
51:53 <noddy07> pieter its only irc
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51:57 <Von_Smallhausen> unique uh oh
51:57 <Pieter> hahaha unique
51:58 <Pieter> :P
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52:07 <Pieter> noddy07: yet, here you are :/
52:08 <Prawn> Pieter has emotional attachment to irc
52:12 <Von_Smallhausen> lol Prawn
52:15 <Pieter> Prawn = Bandicoot:)
52:19 <Von_Smallhausen> yeah he has nothin eles better to do
52:21 <Prawn> Pieter = fakeid
52:22 <noddy07> u need 2 get a real life
52:25 <Pieter> full of lies:)
52:31 <Prawn> Pieter im gonna bash u
52:32 <Pieter> lies everywherE:)
52:33 <Prawn> now i know u
52:34 <Prawn> rofl
52:36 <Prawn> cant wait
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52:38 <Pieter> Prawn: You're 15
52:43 <Prawn> im 24
52:46 <Prawn> and im not bandicoot
52:47 <Pieter> you get belted hard at school
52:51 <Prawn> do u wanna know who i am?
52:52 <Pieter> more lies
52:52 <amsy> bandicoot :)
52:54 <Pieter> lies lies lies
53:04 <Pieter> more lies
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53:11 <Pieter> it must impress your parents
53:12 <Prawn> Pieter is so dumb
53:14 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter chu wanna job?
53:15 <Pieter> with your lie'ing
53:16 <Pieter> :)
53:16 <Prawn> look how retarded he is
53:22 <amsy> lying
53:23 <Prawn> look at his ugly face
53:24 <amsy> lol
53:27 <Pieter> ugly?
53:29 <Simone> lol
53:29 <Prawn> i feel disgusted
53:30 <Pieter> hahahah
53:33 <Pieter> with the lieeeeeeees
53:33 <amsy> lie'ing
53:33 <Pieter> :)
53:35 <amsy> hahahaha
53:36 <Prawn> that pedo is around here
53:41 <Prawn> with kids chatting in here
53:46 <Von_Smallhausen> Prawn no surprise mang
53:53 <unique> Hah. Crap.
53:53 <amsy> whos a kid?
53:57 <Von_Smallhausen> dis channel full of Pieters
54:00 <Von_Smallhausen> pedos
54:05 <Pieter> Prawn: it must be scary knowing you'll be gone again
54:05 <Von_Smallhausen> i don't trust em
54:06 <Pieter> :)
54:09 <amsy> irc is full of Pieters if what youre saying is true
54:11 <Pieter> but more lies
54:12 <noddy07> pieter is only a boy
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54:13 <Von_Smallhausen> chu see dat piece of shit up der ^
54:15 <amsy> its not a special trait
54:21 <Prawn> austnet is full of faggots
54:22 <Pieter> amsy: wtf does that mean?
54:28 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter are chu a homosexual?????
54:31 <amsy> theyre saying youre a pedo
54:32 <Pieter> no Prawn
54:32 <Prawn> you are just another faggot in the mix
54:35 <amsy> irc is full of them
54:35 <Pieter> the only faggot here is you
54:37 <amsy> so its nothing new
54:44 <amsy> or something to chirp on about all the time
54:47 <Prawn> rofl @ Pieter ugly fag http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v351/222/23/737368258/n737368258_819108_135.jpg
54:49 <Pieter> if im a pedo
54:52 <Prawn> pedo eyes
54:53 <Pieter> then im great at it:)
54:59 <Prawn> child molesterer
55:03 <Von_Smallhausen> i don't wanna look at da pic
55:07 <Von_Smallhausen> i am going to sleep soon
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55:13 <Von_Smallhausen> i don't like lookin at ugly people
55:16 <Von_Smallhausen> make me sick
55:19 <Prawn> i bet you bruise real easily Pieter
55:20 <Pieter> Prawn: are you cut?
55:21 <Prawn> you softcock
55:23 <Prawn> rofl
55:25 <Prawn> @ me cut
55:26 <Pieter> snip snip?
55:26 <Pieter> :)
55:27 <Prawn> roflllllllllllllllllll
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55:34 <Prawn> what am I to be cut about?
55:41 <Prawn> you are the dumbest fuck on here
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55:49 <Pieter> the fact that im fucking hot and that you have been banned, not once, but twice
55:55 <amsy> hahahahahahahahaha
55:56 <Prawn> no one likes you Pieter
55:57 <Von_Smallhausen> hot?
55:59 <amsy> ok now thats funny
56:01 <Simone> hot???
56:01 <Pieter> and need to continue changing his nick and ident
56:02 <Von_Smallhausen> lol
56:03 <Simone> lmao
56:05 <Pieter> and lie'ing about it
56:08 <Prawn> ROFL @ hot
56:09 <Prawn> lmao
56:10 <Von_Smallhausen> i haven't seen da pic
56:11 <Pieter> Prawn: fully
56:11 <Pieter> :)
56:16 <Prawn> are you fuckin blind?
56:16 <amsy> Pieter: for gods sake 'lying'
56:19 <Von_Smallhausen> and i know he probably looks like a twat
56:25 <Prawn> he looks like a chivato
56:28 <Pieter> amsy: lying is the wrong term dummy :/
56:31 <Pieter> chivato
56:34 <Pieter> and thats given it away
56:35 <Prawn> you can see why he is a virgin
56:35 <Von_Smallhausen> like omar?
56:38 <Pieter> Prawn is Bandicoot
56:39 <Pieter> :)
56:41 <amsy> haha really?
56:41 <Prawn> its a dead giveaway
56:48 <Prawn> stop calling me that
56:48 <Pieter> yes amsy
56:50 <Prawn> its mean
56:51 <Prawn> Pieter
56:53 <Prawn> stop it its mean
56:55 <Pieter> its mean
57:00 <Prawn> ITS REALLY MEAN
57:01 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i want some imperial stout
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57:03 <Pieter> it means
57:06 Join: turion ([email protected]) to #melbourne
57:07 <Pieter> its mean
57:10 <Pieter> bandicoot
57:12 <Pieter> youre gone
57:15 <Pieter> enuff said :)
57:22 <amsy> Pieter: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lie
57:23 <Prawn> Pieter i got nfi what you are talkin about
57:26 <Pieter> ill shh from here and just watch it happen
57:26 <Pieter> :)
57:29 <Von_Smallhausen> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon i wanna fuck Jessica Alba lets see who gets lucky first
57:30 <amsy> check it
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57:41 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> jessica alba was in Flipper
57:45 <Prawn> Pieter ive known of you for years you cockeyed fag
57:49 <Pieter> hahah amsy, you're relying on wiki instead of a dictionary :/
58:03 Quit: Wags-The-Dog ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
58:04 <Prawn> you recently acquire more enemies?
58:07 <Pieter> amsy: you realise that anyone can change it
58:08 <Prawn> more people find out that your a pedo?
58:09 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> http://rochester.metromix.com/content_image/full/99238/560/370
58:10 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter chu go to school for chivatos?
58:10 <Prawn> lollllllll
58:14 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> lol what was she 13 then?
58:22 <amsy> my god Pieter
58:34 <Pieter> amsy: dictionary.com
58:37 <Pieter> amsy: then comment
59:10 <Pieter> and i chose lie'
59:14 <amsy> http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/lie%27ing
59:21 <Pieter> ing from lying due to the laying down reference
59:31 <Prawn> Pieter is an illiterate mong and a hypochondriac!
59:34 <DeadBabiesAreFunny> WHO WANTS TO SUCK MY PHAT ONE?
59:39 <Prawn> Pieter go kill yourself now
59:40 <Prawn> please
59:42 <Prawn> you ugly fuck
59:45 <Von_Smallhausen> lol
59:47 <amsy> http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/lying
59:52 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter is upset
59:56 <pigs_might_flu> hi amsy babe
00:00 <amsy> hey pigs_might_flu
00:04 <Pieter> Prawn: nothing you can say doesnt change you're going to be banned again and again and again you ban evader:)
00:05 <pigs_might_flu> taken any pics in the snow
00:16 <Von_Smallhausen> oooooooooo
00:18 <Prawn> Pieter I HAVENT BEEN UNBANNED SINCE 1999
00:22 <Prawn> whats new
00:23 <Von_Smallhausen> Prawn is gonna get banned
00:24 <amsy> the telling of lies
00:29 <Prawn> who gives a flying fuck
00:30 <amsy> is the first entry for lying
00:30 <Prawn> its IRC
00:31 <Von_Smallhausen> oooooooeeeeeeee
00:34 <Prawn> and your ugly
00:37 <Prawn> that wont change
00:38 <Prawn> lol
00:43 <Pieter> Prawn: you're a 15 year old who cant stop being a compulsive liar.. you're a tool ... no one pays attention to you
00:44 <Prawn> i bet you bruise easily
00:48 <Pieter> yeh im fully ugly:)
00:50 <Prawn> meet me @ collingwood
00:52 <Prawn> dare you
00:58 <Pieter> dare me
00:58 <Prawn> then you'll know who this is
01:00 <Pieter> you're an idiot
01:03 <Prawn> your long lost friend
01:03 <Prawn> :)
01:07 <Prawn> remmeber me
01:10 <Prawn> from years ago?
01:10 <Pieter> you said earlier that its too far from you
01:11 <Prawn> or not?
01:13 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter sounds like somebodies nightmare
01:15 <Pieter> even tho im only 4km from you
01:16 <Prawn> wtf
01:19 <Pieter> you're a shit talker
01:22 <Pieter> always will be
01:23 <Prawn> this is my first time back
01:24 <Pieter> simple
01:24 <Prawn> in like 3 yrs
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01:27 <Pieter> Prawn
01:29 <JessicaWatson> wb Prawn
01:30 <Pieter> more lies
01:32 <Prawn> you are still as gay as u were back then
01:33 <Prawn> lol
01:42 <Pieter> Prawn = Bandicoot = lies
01:45 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter lives on here
02:02 <Pieter> lots n lots of lies for this channel
02:02 <Prawn> Pieter is it true you have never left austnet
02:06 <Prawn> only to piss shit and eat?
02:06 <Von_Smallhausen> he doesn't have a job
02:07 <Prawn> thats sad
02:10 <Pieter> yes Prawn
02:12 <Pieter> it is true
02:14 <Prawn> you are subhuman filth
02:15 <Pieter> :/
02:18 <Von_Smallhausen> he sits on irc all day
02:20 <Prawn> get the fuck off my internets
02:23 <Pieter> lots n lots of lies from Prawn
02:24 <Von_Smallhausen> while others are out working
02:27 <Prawn> you monged pedo
02:27 <Pieter> aka. Bandicoot
02:31 <Pieter> look @ him fight back:)
02:37 <Prawn> im not fighting anything
02:41 <Prawn> im telling you what you are
02:47 <Prawn> everyone can clearly see what you are
02:47 <Pieter> look @ Prawn fight back *cough bandicoot*
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02:57 <amsy> lie'ing
03:02 <Pieter> where you not banned a few hours back Bandicoot *cough* Prawn:)
03:03 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter you have said that about 100 times
03:04 <noddy07> Pieter u need 2 get a job and a life
03:07 <Prawn> rofl
03:07 <amsy> hahaha
03:08 <Von_Smallhausen> thats dis guys only come back
03:12 <Von_Smallhausen> fucking loser
03:13 <Pieter> yes noddy07 *cough* FakeID
03:13 <Pieter> :)
03:14 <Thebestjerk> obviousloy u must be obsessed with him prawn to know all about him
03:15 <Prawn> Pieter hasnt worked in 10 years
03:21 <JessicaWatson> Pieter is dependant on welfare and illegal illicit substances. he ain't going anywhere in life. He's what's commonly known as 'scum of the earth' or 'a dreg of humanity'
03:21 <Pieter> wait on
03:29 <Pieter> havent worked in 10 years, to not having worked at all
03:31 <Simone> gawd i am tired of seeing bandicoot, can u get over it please and use something else
03:32 <Von_Smallhausen> lol JessicaWatson
03:35 <Pieter> which one is it Prawn?
03:37 <Prawn> Thebestjerk not at all, he is a shit dribbler from way back
03:38 <Pieter> choose one
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03:41 <noddy07> lol im not fakeid pieter u r so wrong yet again
03:43 <Prawn> he needs a little life lesson
03:44 <Pieter> compulsive liar:)
03:51 <Pieter> noddy07: never.. youre his step dad:)
03:53 <Prawn> Pieter thinks everyone is someone else
03:53 <Simone> its irc, everyone is a liar
04:03 <Prawn> he is not wired right
04:04 <Pieter> noddy07: yet you have a beaf with me then... why?
04:05 <noddy07> thats true pieter
04:06 <Pieter> fakey:)
04:11 <Von_Smallhausen> Simone even when i lie i tell da truth
04:13 <Von_Smallhausen> okeh
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04:13 <River> you all are liars
04:13 <Pieter> cmon noddy07
04:14 <Pieter> explain it
04:15 <River> :P
04:18 <Prawn> Pieter do you park outside schools?
04:21 <amsy> River: :D
04:21 <Simone> very true Von_Smallhausen :)
04:22 <JessicaWatson> but on #melbourne Pieter is someone. he makes a mockery of ops here.
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04:26 <noddy07> lol
04:29 <Deadmau5> i love you guys. who wants virtual hugs? nothing suss!
04:31 <Pieter> if you have a beaf with me noddy07 and you're not fakeid, then explain it
04:35 <bLaCk_XS> ME
04:36 <Simone> lol @ DeadBabiesAreFunny
04:37 <Prawn> the ops rofl
04:38 <bLaCk_XS> i want hugssssssssssssssssss
04:39 <Pieter> considering I dont know you noddy07
04:39 <Simone> oopsie
04:43 <Prawn> the ops here are fucking douchebags
04:47 <amsy> Deadmau5: ill take a hug
04:48 <Prawn> with an IQ no higher than 45
04:50 <Pieter> procontinuation
04:51 <Pieter> Prawn even
04:56 <Pieter> you're the only douchebag
04:57 * Deadmau5 gives lotsa hugs to bLaCk_XS and amsy
04:59 <Prawn> IM A JELLYFISH
05:01 <Prawn> i AM TEH Prawn.
05:02 <noddy07> i have no beef with u im just telling u that you need 2 get a real life
05:02 * bLaCk_XS hugs Deadmau5
05:04 <Pieter> you're an IDIOT
05:06 <Simone> Deadmau5 we can hug and u can grab my butt ok
05:07 <Donn||> I want a hig too.
05:08 <Pieter> :/
05:13 <Simone> i will grab yours :p~~
05:14 <Donn||> *hug
05:14 <Prawn> Pieter now that your ugly mug is out in the wild
05:17 * amsy hugs Donn|| 
05:18 <Prawn> i suspect you getting fucked up
05:19 <Prawn> lol
05:21 <noddy07> yr on here allday pieter
05:21 <Pieter> noddy07: you're a tool fakey:)
05:25 <unique> So much hugging going on!
05:26 <Von_Smallhausen> LOL @ out in da wild
05:30 * unique hugs Pieter
05:38 <Von_Smallhausen> unique chu would dat animal?
05:39 <amsy> between lie'ing and bandicoot we like to get our hug on
05:42 <Von_Smallhausen> are chu crazy?
05:43 <Pieter> noddy07: Why go telling people that you reported fakey to the cops and that he's going to jail yet there is no listing on court listings?
05:46 <River> unique you ar getting desperate
05:47 <Pieter> noddy07: how does that work?
05:56 <Pieter> River
06:00 <Pieter> youre on my side bitch
06:00 <Pieter> :P
06:07 * bLaCk_XS grabs River's ass :)
06:07 <noddy07> coz he hasnt been charged yet Pieter
06:07 <Prawn> Pieter you ever been punched in the face?
06:07 <Pieter> ill set ya up with bellatrix? :P
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06:09 <Pieter> :PPPP
06:10 <bLaCk_XS> lol
06:14 <Pieter> hahaha noddy07
06:17 <Pieter> then you're full of shit
06:24 <Pieter> noddy07: you said fakey was going to jail
06:25 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter needs some allies
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06:26 <Prawn> Pieter stop changing subject
06:27 <Von_Smallhausen> fucking faggot
06:30 <Prawn> Pieter faggot
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06:33 <River> bLaCk_XS gentle there :P
06:34 <noddy07> dont care wot u think pietere
06:34 <Pieter> noddy07: how is fakey going to jail when he hasnt been charged yet?
06:36 <Pieter> :)
06:36 <amsy> its an irc argument, everyones out for themselves
06:38 <bLaCk_XS> hahaha
06:39 <Prawn> you ever been smashed in the face?
06:40 <amsy> hahahahahahaha taking sides
06:48 <Pieter> game over noddy07... you been put down like... squashed..
06:48 <Prawn> Pieter IS LIE'ING
06:50 <Simone> all the trash is being laid out eh
06:51 <unique> I don't have sides.
06:53 <unique> I'm round.
06:54 <unique> :P
06:55 <noddy07> once charged he will go 2 jail
06:56 <Pieter> Prawn: You're going lil man :)
07:00 <Simone> lol @ unique
07:02 <Prawn> Pieter Im still here
07:04 <Pieter> Prawn: choose another nick :)
07:05 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*ipsec@*.internode.on.net
07:06 Kick: Prawn was kicked by ChanOP ((myth) ban evading.)
07:06 Quit: soccerstar ([email protected]) Quit:
07:06 <!Prawn> but sure ok
07:09 <River> Pieter sif you could set me up lol
07:13 <Von_Smallhausen> what a loser
07:16 <Von_Smallhausen> crying to the ops
07:17 <Pieter> hehehe River.. I could ;)
07:17 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter
07:21 <amsy> hahahahahah
07:27 <River> lol
07:39 <Simone> yup loser
07:59 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter it aint no ones fault chu an ugly 30 year old loser
08:08 <amsy> fuck imagine working in an icecream factory
08:09 <Von_Smallhausen> blame yourself
08:12 <amsy> youd be fat as fuck
08:14 <River> Von_Smallhausen I am 34 what does it make me ?
08:18 <Von_Smallhausen> amsy not really
08:20 <amsy> they taste test every batch
08:21 <amsy> !
08:22 <Von_Smallhausen> River just as bad
08:35 <Simone> amsy~!!! ewww
08:37 <Von_Smallhausen> get a life chu bum
08:40 <River> Pieter looks like you and me are the same :/
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08:58 <Pieter> River: I wanna be you
08:59 <Pieter> :(
09:00 <Pieter> :P
09:06 Quit: JimBob ([email protected]) Quit:
09:10 <Simone> argh River please dont
09:11 <River> Pieter sorry I am me, and me alone
09:13 Quit: turion ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
09:14 <amsy> maybe then you could spell lying
09:14 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RSydnDesSs
09:20 <Pieter> noddy07: You cant go around telling people that fakey is going to jail without him even being charged :/
09:30 <Pieter> River: lies :P
09:34 <River> lol
09:45 <River> Pieter I am special lol
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09:52 <noddy07> once charged he will be
10:05 <amsy> haha people pm you and then quit 2 seconds later
10:18 <River> amsy yeah they do that to me too lol
10:39 <amsy> im looking forward to getting my textbooks today
10:41 <amsy> dsnvkjsnv
10:53 Quit: sexy_guy ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
11:12 <River> amsy what is that last line ?
11:18 <amsy> excitement
11:21 <River> oh
11:31 <Pieter> Prawn is changing his address/ident
11:32 <amsy> lol
11:39 <Simone> so what Pieter
11:40 <amsy> so WHAT
11:40 <Pieter> look out for an internode addy to join soonb
11:42 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> which textbooks?
11:43 <Simone> let him change it
11:56 <Pieter> Simone: you the next female he sucks up to also?
11:57 <Pieter> :)
11:59 <amsy> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon: ny i norge and praktisk norsk 1
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12:02 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> ah
12:03 <unique> Lmao River, careful what you say on here, some people might take you seriously.
12:04 <Pieter> you too amsy?
12:06 <Simone> Pieter at least he can suck
12:09 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> thought u might be studying dental science
12:10 <River> Pieter you sucking up ?
12:13 <Pieter> cant believe all these females he sucks up to :/
12:20 <Pieter> River: Ive already sucked as much as i can :p[
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12:30 <banevadingiscool> hi faggots
12:32 <Von_Smallhausen> lol
12:32 <amsy> hahaha effort PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon, id be at school for the next 8 years
12:37 <banevadingiscool> myth suck my balls you soft cock
12:38 <Simone> Pieter from your earlier attacks on ppl personally here, u shoulda gotten banned, hence we take sides with prawn
12:40 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> really? damn
12:40 <Von_Smallhausen> hey banevadingiscool
12:43 <banevadingiscool> do it like you always do
12:44 <banevadingiscool> OOOOOOOOOOO
12:44 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> dental pays fucking well though
12:45 <unique> And Pieter saying that line right there is bloody good reason to go and watch telly. :P
12:45 <amsy> i cant go that long without earning money
12:45 <banevadingiscool> lol
12:47 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> like $100+hr
12:50 <Pieter> Simone: I dont attack people :/
12:56 <Pieter> Simone: I got no reason to :/
12:56 <banevadingiscool> YOU CANT SILENCE FREEDOM OF SPEEECH FAGGOT
12:57 <picard> unique u suck dick
12:58 <banevadingiscool> YOU CANT SILENCE FREEDOM OF SPEEECH FAGGOT
12:58 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> and its prob cushier job than medicine too
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12:58 Kick: banevadingiscool was kicked by donut.wa.us.austnet.org (Channel flood triggered (limit is 5 lines in 8 secs))
13:00 <alch3my> I got ya back from this skank wore Pieter
13:07 <amsy> yeh but before that during school you get nothing
13:10 <River> oh dear
13:11 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> you dont have to be on call to save each retard who has severed a vein
13:14 <pawl> rofl pwnd
13:15 <amsy> and i cant even get government payments
13:17 <Simone> well u did Pieter - u r rude and arrogant and u have a butt hole on your chin!
13:18 <alch3my> amsy has too brosef
13:18 <Pieter> hahha @ Bandicoot
13:18 <River> it is going to be one of those nights
13:18 <unique> Don't be gross picard!
13:22 <amsy> because im not from here :P
13:26 <Pieter> Simone: If you believe so :/
13:26 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> well dental requires high marks
13:28 <picard> unique im sure u have in the past
13:30 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> like medicine does
13:33 <Simone> it is so
13:33 <pawl> ill have to change his ip now to join lol
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13:43 <Pieter> Simone: Im not out to hurt/insult/break anyone :/
13:48 <Simone> cry me a river
13:56 <River> oh ffs
13:59 <Simone> lol
13:59 <Pieter> Simone: but if that is what you believe, everyone is entitled to their own beliefs
14:00 <dudley> Simone do you ever shut your legs ?
14:01 <Simone> sorry river :)
14:02 <Pieter> hahah River: P
14:06 Quit: edhardy81 ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
14:13 <Von_Smallhausen> Simone are you female?
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14:18 <River> Simone you're not sorry :P
14:23 <Simone> i am too :)
14:25 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> chicks are so gullible, i felt like telling EVERY single woman on my carriage today that their top/dress looked amazing
14:26 <Von_Smallhausen> lol
14:28 <Von_Smallhausen> ok
14:36 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> wonder if 1/2 would be all blushing and thinking i was for real
14:45 <Von_Smallhausen> chu ok
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14:47 <amsy> depends on your tone
14:50 <Von_Smallhausen> omar say chu good
14:50 <Pieter> thats it
14:54 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i should go up to the Target and Kmart chicks and say "you LOOK AMAZING"
14:54 <Pieter> Im going to call AMI
14:55 <Simone> u shoulda PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon - u woulda gotten numbers
15:00 <Pieter> ive had enuff of this premature stuff!
15:01 <Pieter> :P
15:04 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> your target outfit, OMGOSH
15:11 <River> premature???
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15:13 <Simone> lol
15:15 Nick: inCANdescent is now known as ^pilot^
15:21 <River> Pieter you are not choosing your words wisely
15:24 <picard> hrr,,,
15:28 <dudley> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon up yours.
15:37 <Simone> another charmer
15:38 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> up his.
15:38 <River> dud-ley how areyou
15:39 <amsy> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon: cant sound sarcastic though
15:47 <amsy> we have a super sarcasm sense if we're not dumb
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15:56 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> nah thats the prob..... you need to be a larrakin or be naive sounding
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16:20 <Von_Smallhausen> welcome Sausages
16:26 <Simone> lmao
16:28 <Sausages> thank you sir
16:40 * Sausages offers everyone some sausage
16:41 <River> Sausages you are late tonight
16:45 <Sausages> for what?
16:52 <amsy> sense gets stronger when we speak with other females too
16:53 <River> you almost missed moron hour
16:53 <amsy> lol
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17:02 <Student> Greetings Every One :)))
17:05 <Von_Smallhausen> lol
17:07 <Sausages> isn't that 24hr?
17:07 <River> howdy Student
17:09 <Simone> lmao
17:13 <Simone> moron hour? ouch
17:15 <River> Sausages you may be right lol
17:16 <Sausages> lol
17:18 <Student> River: pretty cool , tell me about yourself ?
17:20 <Student> ummmm
17:23 <amsy> hahaha
17:24 <Student> River: long time no see ya
17:25 <Simone> olalala
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17:28 <Student> where were you ?
17:30 <Student> ummmm
17:31 <River> Student I will be fine if you stop ummming lol
17:37 <Student> lol
17:38 <Student> ummmm
17:42 <Student> well that is not possible
17:44 <Student> ummm
17:45 <Student> :P
17:45 <River> oh ffs lol
17:47 <Student> hahahaha
17:48 <picard> oh my
17:50 <Student> cbf
17:52 <Simone> goodness
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18:18 <picard> my god
18:20 <Sausages> good lord
18:21 <picard> how can it be
18:22 <River> all the morons are out tonight
18:27 Nick: SeZz is now known as GovernmentFundedSolarPanel
18:27 <picard> heavens above
18:30 <River> god who let you back in picard
18:33 <Simone> and we're in?
18:38 <picard> let me back in?
18:41 <picard> i was out?
18:42 <Simone> shoulda let the morons stay
18:47 <Sausages> wheres STEEL
18:47 <River> lol
18:50 Quit: bomber ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
18:50 <Sausages> where is that bastard
18:54 <Simone> lol
18:56 <River> Sausages havent seen him tonight
18:57 <Pieter> Sausages
18:58 <Von_Smallhausen> he out mang
19:01 <River> maybe he is with mandy
19:01 <Pieter> dont ban evade Sausages
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19:10 <Sausages> barbieisa mandy?
19:11 <procontinuation> Hmmmmmmmmmm.
19:15 <River> yeah lol
19:17 <Sausages> rofl
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19:24 <Sausages> my condolences
19:29 <River> lol
19:42 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter chu wanna job ?
19:43 <Sausages> shes a fucked unit
19:46 <Sausages> that one
19:51 <Von_Smallhausen> chu fucking lacky
19:55 <Pieter> no evading your ban Sausages
20:00 * Von_Smallhausen spits on Pieter
20:04 <Von_Smallhausen> cockaroach
20:04 <Student> Pieter: :P
20:10 <Student> Pieter: spare the poor soul :P
20:11 <Student> ;)
20:22 <Simone> lol @ Von_Smallhausen
20:26 <River> Pieter isnt it your bed time yet
20:27 <Pieter> Student: awww but he needs to be rid of ;)
20:36 <Pieter> River: why that comment? :/
20:42 <Von_Smallhausen> Simone be nice :)
20:44 <Simone> sjoo to bed
20:46 <Von_Smallhausen> chu a lady
20:50 <Pieter> River: I get thurs n fri's off :/
20:51 <Simone> i was nice :/
20:54 <River> well it usually takes you half an hour to say nigh night
20:56 <Simone> soz
20:57 <Student> Pieter: man that is not nice form a person like you :P
20:59 <Student> ;)\
21:00 <Von_Smallhausen> just cause he an ugly bastard
21:03 <noddy07> mummy gonna tuck u into bed pieter
21:05 <Simone> lmao
21:07 <Pieter> Student: So, im evil now :P
21:10 <Pieter> :PP
21:15 <Pieter> yeh noddy07
21:21 <Student> Pieter: sure you do bitch :P
21:23 <noddy07> cool
21:33 <Pieter> ayyye??
21:45 <alch3my> no Student
21:48 <alch3my> Pieter is cool.
21:52 <Pieter> i should be going to sleep tho
21:55 <Pieter> i am alch3my :P
21:59 <Simone> u should be put to sleep
22:01 <Simone> oopsie
22:02 <alch3my> I told you I got your back bro :)
22:03 <Pieter> crazy sexy cool like TLC :P
22:04 <Von_Smallhausen> LOL
22:06 <Simone> did i say that loud?
22:06 <Von_Smallhausen> Simone
22:07 <Pieter> haha
22:09 <Pieter> ok then :p
22:13 * bLaCk_XS slaps alch3my around a bit with a large trout
22:16 <bLaCk_XS> :)
22:16 <River> Simone is always nice isnt she
22:17 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter da ladies don't like chu
22:18 * alch3my hugs bLaCk_XS
22:23 <Von_Smallhausen> chu finished here
22:24 <Simone> sorry man!
22:33 <Simone> i couldnt resist
22:34 <alch3my> Hows you?
22:38 <bLaCk_XS> hi hun how r u
22:44 <alch3my> Better days.
22:45 <bLaCk_XS> im tired. bed soon
22:48 <Pieter> fuck
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22:51 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Netz
22:53 <bLaCk_XS> still sore?
22:54 <Pieter> tonights gonna be a shit sleep
22:57 <alch3my> My love child netz is here
22:59 <Pieter> i shouldnt have had a drink tonight
23:00 <River> Netzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
23:00 <Student> Netz: hey :P
23:01 <alch3my> Yes still sore
23:03 <Pieter> :(
23:04 <Netz> alch3my: sizzle me!
23:07 <Student> Netz: long time no c ya bitch , sizzle
23:08 <Netz> River: omg, hungry?
23:08 <Student> ummmm
23:10 * alch3my cooks Netz in his pants
23:12 <Netz> Student: omg, where u been?
23:16 <River> Netz take me to KFC man
23:17 <River> lol
23:17 <Student> Fry Chicken is ready for you :P
23:18 <Netz> alch3my: all wet in there?
23:21 <alch3my> Netz Student is in trouble :p
23:26 <Netz> River: I'm coming over - prepare your stomach!
23:26 <Student> Netz: man i can't see you here :P
23:29 <Student> hahahha
23:32 Nick: GovernmentFundedSolarPanel is now known as Sarah
23:34 <Student> Netz: where have you been? :P
23:35 <Netz> Student: Are u topless?
23:35 <Student> ;)))
23:36 <picard> thank god its frday soon
23:37 <Von_Smallhausen> laterz Simone
23:38 <alch3my> its not 'wet' so to speak
23:38 <Student> ohhooo Sausages
23:43 <Von_Smallhausen> keep it cool
23:48 <Student> Netz: always :P
23:49 <Student> lol
23:50 <alch3my> more sticky
23:55 <Netz> Student: what time is it there?
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24:01 <Pieter> awww
24:02 <alch3my> in pakistan
24:06 <alch3my> its terrorist oclock
24:06 <Pieter> my kitty says hello to you all
24:07 <Pieter> :)
24:09 <Student> Netz: about 5:30 pm
24:10 <Student> ummmm
24:17 <Netz> Student: dinner time then!
24:20 <Student> and time is all good
24:20 <River> ummm again
24:24 <Pieter> cant wait for this ebay stuff to arrive
24:25 <Student> dinner at 5?
24:26 <Student> wow
24:27 <River> Student you got KFC :P
24:31 <Student> not for me
24:35 <Student> no i don't got KFC :P
24:36 <Student> lol
24:37 Quit: miss_francia ([email protected]) Quit:
24:42 <Netz> 5:30 isnt it?
24:45 <alch3my> Paki's eat chicken?
24:50 <Student> Netz: yes it is :P
24:52 Quit: Ben ([email protected]) Quit:
25:10 <Student> ppl live in Pakistan have teeths :P
25:11 <Student> lol
25:19 <alch3my> Not for long
25:23 <Student> lol
25:27 Quit: pigs_might_flu ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
25:29 <Student> let see
25:37 <alch3my> baseball.. ;p
25:43 <Pieter> hahah Student
25:45 Quit: Tall^Guy33 ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
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25:58 <Student> Netz: how are your lovers? :P
26:04 <Pieter> god
26:04 <Netz> Student: when are u coming to Australia? We are eager to show u our new network of KFC outlets!
26:08 <Student> Netz: and how is your tummy? :P is it getting stronger?
26:10 <Pieter> i dunno if i should have another drink or not
26:18 <Netz> Student: Lovers? I only have one. Didn't you know? I'm with Belle now.
26:28 <Student> Netz: i am not sure if i have to come all the way to australia just to see the KFC shit :P
26:38 <Student> Netz: lol , good things , stick with one :P
26:44 <River> Netz you got back with Belle did you
26:47 <Netz> Student: how many are u with now?
26:54 <Student> Netz: countless :P
26:55 <Netz> River: we're on & off like the weather
27:02 <Netz> Student: u sound like a slut!
27:09 <River> Netz plenty of love to go around lol
27:15 <Netz> I love the love!
27:21 <Netz> I love sharing my lovers with River
27:29 <Student> Netz: hahahaaha Love is love
27:33 <Netz> and River loves accepting my offerings
27:39 <dudley> hey Netz whats your gigantic vag upto ?
27:48 <River> Netz you have a way with words
27:50 <Netz> dudley: I'm not have u refer to my penis like that!
28:01 <Netz> dudley: everyone knows its pinhead size
28:06 <Pieter> hahah @ 7pm project
28:11 <Pieter> now that was just hilarious
28:21 <Simone> its not the size of the ocean Netz its the motion of the ocean
28:28 <Pieter> do you need another product to watch this guy
28:29 <Netz> Simone: I'll drink to that!
28:32 <Pieter> that was hilarious
28:39 <Netz> what's everyone drinking tonite?
28:41 <Netz> I wanna get smashed
28:42 Part: River ([email protected]) from #melbourne
28:45 <Netz> like the sluts on the streets
29:10 <Student> Netz: smashing
29:11 <Student> :P
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29:15 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Stevie
29:16 Join: River ([email protected]) to #melbourne
29:24 <Netz> Student: omg, you have such a way with words!
29:25 <alch3my> is this.. for real
29:31 <Netz> alch3my: wot is?
29:38 <River> well that was fun
29:41 <alch3my> you know
29:41 <Student> Netz: hahahhaa
30:06 <Student> Netz: what is the nearest rural city around melbourne?
30:07 <Student> ummmm
30:12 <bLaCk_XS> fun? hun, u live a sheltered life. lol
30:13 Join: Rough ([email protected]) to #melbourne
30:15 <dudley> alch3my is a faggot
30:16 <Netz> Student: Geelong, Ballarat, Bendigo...
30:19 <alch3my> dudley
30:21 <alch3my> im sorry
30:23 <bLaCk_XS> dudley. be nice.
30:24 <alch3my> but I have to do this
30:27 <Student> Netz: and what are they famous for?
30:31 <River> bLaCk_XS yeah I know I am boring
30:36 <Netz> Student: sluts, gold and bling
30:39 <dudley> you do it regually alch3my ?
30:42 <alch3my> dudley
30:47 <Student> Netz: i have heared sluts are pretty tough in there?
30:48 <alch3my> I ban you regulally
30:51 <alch3my> just to make you cry
30:51 <dudley> bLaCk_XS take my side :(
30:56 <River> Netz you going through the bling phase hey
30:57 <dudley> *tear
31:00 <Student> Netz: with juicy mellons and hardcore holes :p
31:04 <bLaCk_XS> LOL ur being rude dudley. i will not take sides.
31:05 <Netz> Student: only if you're not paying
31:14 <Netz> River: I am so into bling on sluts!
31:23 Quit: DjMemphis_Raynes ([email protected]) Quit:
31:24 <Netz> Student: I'll have u know my lover is as loose as goose
31:26 <River> NetzArent slut better naked
31:27 <dudley> *frown
31:38 <Netz> River: topless with bling - now that's hot!
31:47 <Student> Netz: sizzle
31:52 <River> Netz bottomless with bling isnt bad either :P
31:54 <Netz> Student: U make me sizzle!
31:54 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@a1ca587e.bigpond.net.au
31:57 <Pieter> hahahahhaah
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32:01 <Netz> River: haha..i'll drink to that!
32:02 <Pieter> this 7pm pro0ject
32:05 <Pieter> this is fucked
32:06 <Netz> speaking of drinking.....
32:07 Join: thegreatone ([email protected]) to #melbourne
32:08 <Netz> LeMz: sizzle!
32:09 <Student> Netz: wow, you are one lucky bitch
32:10 <Pieter> the starjump guy in iRaq
32:11 <thegreatone> hello everyone
32:14 <thegreatone> hi netz
32:14 <Pieter> hahahhaa
32:16 <Netz> thegreatone: sizzle
32:21 <Student> Netz: i wonder what are person like you do in real life for living
32:25 <Pieter> the US training Iraqi soldiers
32:30 <Student> except for loving the lover
32:30 <Pieter> and the Iraqi cant do starjumps
32:31 <Student> ummmm
32:31 <Netz> Student: we tend to eat mostly
32:34 <Pieter> that was funny shit
32:35 <thegreatone> student netz lives for irc.
32:42 <Student> Netz: wow , and who fuels the eating?
32:43 <Pieter> I cant stop laughing
32:43 <Netz> I eat and IRC
32:44 <LeMz> Netz! my lover <3
32:47 <Pieter> damn alcohol:(
32:48 <Netz> KFC + IRC = bliss
32:53 <dudley> kfc :o
32:55 <Student> Netz: you are such a bitch
32:55 <alch3my> KFC isnt what it used to be
33:02 <Netz> one hand typing, one hand grabbing a drumstick
33:04 <Netz> i love it
33:05 <alch3my> join
33:07 <alch3my> or be unloved
33:12 <Netz> Student: I am more of a skank than a bitch
33:21 <thegreatone> netz how about belle does she eat the lot
33:26 <Student> Netz: ok slooder
33:30 <dudley> alch3my please die
33:36 <Netz> thegreatone: My lover is doing well, u should see her now!
33:38 <alch3my> dudley please cry LESS
33:39 <thegreatone> netz i saw belle on oasisactive
33:47 <thegreatone> shes lost weight
33:58 <Netz> thegreatone: i can stretch pictures too!
33:59 Quit: GhOuLiEs ([email protected]) Connection closed
34:03 <dudley> alch3my your heaps bully
34:08 <alch3my> dudley
34:10 <alch3my> you're heaps a moron
34:12 <thegreatone> lol
34:22 <bLaCk_XS> <dudley> alch3my please die. **DUDLEY!!!
34:28 <dudley> :(
34:33 <alch3my> Ill bash him
34:40 <alch3my> Eventually
34:41 <bLaCk_XS> if u wanna stay in my good books D, be nice!!!
34:47 <alch3my> Just need my fist to heal and im good :D
34:49 <dudley> i'm at yarrawarrah alch3my
34:55 <alch3my> Im in adelaide
34:57 <dudley> but i don't like alch3my bLaCk_XS :'(
34:59 <alch3my> Para hills west
35:02 <alch3my> Meet my boys.
35:19 <Netz> Tim J W Tookey, the Group Finance Director of Lloyds Banking Group, sent me an email wanting to give me 85 million dollars
35:23 Quit: ^matty^ ([email protected]) Quit: disco stu don't advertise..
35:24 <dudley> i guess i can pretend to like alch3my for you bLaCk_XS
35:34 <alch3my> I guess you could stfu dudley
35:42 <alch3my> cry less for being banned in two other channels
35:42 <dudley> how rude
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35:48 <dudley> i've never been so offended in all my life
35:54 <dudley> but i'll let it slide alch3my
35:54 <alch3my> So I guess
35:56 <dudley> no hard feelings
35:58 <alch3my> I have to say
35:58 <Netz> funny how Tim J W Tookey, the Group Finance Director of Lloyds Banking Group, uses a hotmail address
36:00 <alch3my> What you said.
36:03 <alch3my> Kill yourself dudley.
36:08 <bLaCk_XS> u can not like someone but still be civil.
36:12 Quit: kibblz ([email protected]) Quit: i always tell the truth. even when i lie.
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36:27 <Pieter> I opened my licorice allsorts
36:31 <dudley> i do'nt know what to do on irc if i'm not faking to be tough
36:33 <Pieter> i shouldnt have
36:34 <Sausages> ouch
36:35 <Pieter> but i wanna get fat
36:38 Join: GhOuLiEs ([email protected]) to #melbourne
36:39 <Sausages> how do I get rid of ants?
36:42 <Sausages> they bite
36:44 <alch3my> I just lost +3 respect for you Pieter :(
36:49 Nick: Sarah is now known as YouLookLikeStayPuff
36:51 <Pieter> hehehe alch3my :P
36:53 Quit: spilly ([email protected]) Quit: <NO CARRIER>
36:59 <Pieter> and they are home brand alch3my
37:01 <Pieter> lose more :P
37:03 <alch3my> that shit is foul
37:09 Nick: demon` is now known as youlooklikePuffinFresh
37:09 <Pieter> naa
37:13 <Pieter> i love licorice
37:19 <picard> u had respect for him?
37:19 <Pieter> its licorice with multiflavours
37:20 <^pilot^> well/...
37:21 <Pieter> :p
37:21 <alch3my> You love the runs too? :D
37:28 <^pilot^> you look like ............. fat cat
37:28 <River> hmmm that spelling is wrong Pieter
37:32 <Pieter> picard: everyone does baldy :P
37:36 <Student> Netz: ummm
37:37 <Pieter> River: I figured so
37:40 * dudley holds out hand for alch3my to shake
37:42 <Netz> Student: u hornay?
37:45 <picard> lol pieter not me
37:51 <Pieter> but im eating colour then licorice then colour
37:52 <Student> Netz: always
37:53 <alch3my> Pieter is probablly the only non-op I do respect ;p .. Because all you tards pick on him for no reason :D
37:55 <Pieter> then lictore then colour!
38:00 <Pieter> licorice even
38:02 <Netz> Student: are u wet?
38:07 <alch3my> NETZ
38:08 <alch3my> I AM
38:10 <Pieter> picard: I know... but thats cos you suck :P
38:11 <alch3my> DO ME
38:13 <Student> Netz: i don't think i am wet
38:13 <Netz> alch3my: wet from what?
38:20 <alch3my> .. i spilt beer onmyself
38:25 Quit: ^matty^ ([email protected]) Quit: disco stu don't advertise..
38:26 <Pieter> wait on
38:31 <Netz> alch3my: what's your postcode now?
38:32 <Pieter> shouldnt i be drinking lots of water?
38:33 <Pieter> :(
38:39 <alch3my> um
38:40 <dudley> water is good
38:43 <Student> Pieter: for?
38:44 <alch3my> 5096
38:51 <Netz> 5096: Gulfview Heights, Para Hills
38:52 <alch3my> im a hoodie now
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38:54 <Netz> omg, S.A.
38:59 <Netz> i will visi tu when i come to S.A.
39:00 <Student> too much water will lead to too much Urniation
39:01 <Student> ummmm
39:02 <Netz> we will eat at KFC
39:04 <Netz> and dine like pigs
39:06 <Pieter> Student: Ive drank about 2.5-3L of white wine tonight
39:07 <Pieter> :(
39:07 <River> Netz where are you at now?
39:15 <alch3my> Ive been waiting for you to visit me for the last 6 years Netz
39:18 <Student> Pieter: i don't know much about white wine either
39:19 <Netz> River: in sizzling 3810
39:20 <Student> ummmm
39:23 <Pieter> ya figure only 10%, theres 90% of water
39:25 Quit: turion ([email protected]) Quit:
39:27 <Netz> alch3my: it's happening very soon
39:31 <alch3my> call me
39:32 <Pieter> but i still get ugly hangovers i cant deal with :(
39:33 <River> Netz I am at 3082 now
39:34 <alch3my> for real
39:35 <Student> ummm
39:38 <alch3my> You should still have my #
39:39 Nick: youlooklikePuffinFresh is now known as demon`
39:47 <Netz> Mill park
39:48 <Netz> so hot
39:56 <River> Sizzle
39:56 <Pieter> mill park
40:02 <Netz> alch3my: what for? I see u on here 24/7...phone is redundant
40:02 Nick: anonguy is now known as hangon`guy
40:03 <Pieter> next to resevior
40:06 <Pieter> or somethin
40:11 <Pieter> mill park maccas
40:14 <Pieter> i remember that
40:14 <alch3my> for you coming to here
40:21 <River> lol
40:22 <Pieter> i got my 2nd blowie in the toilets
40:23 <alch3my> call me and lets grab food stuff
40:24 <Pieter> :p
40:24 Nick: YouLookLikeStayPuff is now known as Sarah
40:25 <bLaCk_XS> whos going on maccas run?!
40:26 <bLaCk_XS> lol
40:27 <River> there are a few maccas
40:32 <Pieter> 2nd ever
40:33 <River> closer to Lalor and Epping Pieter
40:34 <alch3my> I just had maccas
40:43 <Pieter> River: I live on the epping line :P
40:47 <River> lol
40:48 <Netz> alch3my: i want to see u stuff KFC in your mouth when i'm there
40:50 <Pieter> epping n hurstbridge :p
40:56 <alch3my> alright Netz!
40:57 <Pieter> but hurstbridge skips collingwood :(
40:59 <River> Epping station is 6 mins drive from me
41:04 <alch3my> KFC hot pocket!
41:09 <Pieter> im inner city
41:11 <Pieter> sorry :p
41:14 <Student> Netz: you are overratting KFC
41:14 Join: chadaus ([email protected]) to #melbourne
41:16 <Pieter> im only 1.5km from the CBD
41:17 <chadaus> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryjxy0z61zc
41:19 <Pieter> its a walk
41:20 <Pieter> :p
41:26 <Student> there are different meals other than kfc
41:28 <Student> that rocks
41:29 <Student> ummmm
41:30 <Student> wellll
41:35 <Pieter> go that doggie saving kids from the tiger snake!
41:36 <chadaus> youtubes accepting videos longer than 10 mins ?
41:41 <River> care factor :P
41:49 <Pieter> chadaus: it depends on compression
41:54 <Pieter> chadaus: not timing
42:03 <chadaus> well , it just accepted a 10 minute and 17 second one
42:06 <Pieter> chadaus: its a filesize.. go mp4
42:11 <Pieter> yeh
42:12 <chadaus> it is mp4
42:18 <dudley> yeah so Pieter, aparently i have to be nice
42:21 <Pieter> its compression, depending how great or shit it is
42:21 <DeadBabiesAreFunny> chadaus: they have for ages. the vid i uploaded of me and ur mum went for 3 hours
42:27 <Pieter> dudley: be nice then ;)
42:30 <dudley> :(
42:32 <Pieter> nice is good :)))
42:33 <chadaus> 3 hours
42:38 <chadaus> whats url of that
42:46 <chadaus> longest ive seen is bout 17min
42:49 <Pieter> chadaus: you can put a full movie on youtube if ya like
42:51 <River> Pieter when are you ever nice
42:56 <DeadBabiesAreFunny> they took it down. no porn allowed and all
43:06 <dudley> porn is for females
43:16 <chadaus> oh, i didnt read that.
43:26 <Student> Netz: you into busty porn girls?
43:28 <River> dudley you dont look at naked pics on the net?
43:40 Quit: Elite_zero ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
43:40 <Netz> Student: only wet ones
43:41 Quit: Leo ([email protected]) Quit:
43:45 <dudley> by "the net" are you refearing to websites ?
43:48 <Student> Netz: like?
43:51 Part: chadaus ([email protected]) from #melbourne
43:53 <Student> Netz: give me some names
44:04 <River> dudley whereever you want to go
44:07 <Netz> Student: Heather Hornay, she's a pornstar
44:18 <River> ermm
44:21 Quit: Wags-The-Dog ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
44:40 <River> damn netz you know the wrong names to pull out of your arse
44:41 <dudley> i have used redtube in the past but that dosn't work for me, but my ip is changing soon after a few yrs so perhaps that'll work again.
45:13 <bLaCk_XS> redtube = win :)
45:19 <Student> Netz: ummmm \
45:19 <dudley> :)
45:25 <Pieter> redtube sux
45:31 <Pieter> im into more amateur porn
45:33 <Student> Netz: let me check what heather you are talking about as i have not heared of this name
45:36 <Netz> google "Heather Hornay"
45:37 <Pieter> none of that scripted shit
45:37 <Netz> she's hot
45:41 <Netz> Google it
45:42 <Pieter> i love spycams n stuff
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45:46 * Rocket yawns
45:49 <River> Netz: heather is my ex lover :P
45:53 <Netz> River: omg!
45:59 <Netz> wot happened?
46:01 <Pieter> i spycam all my experiences :P
46:09 <dudley> i remember onetime google image searching "bill gates house" and it had a photo of a dick going into an asshole.
46:12 <River> lots of things
46:19 <Pieter> hahaha dudley
46:33 Join: Ice_Flare ([email protected]) to #melbourne
46:34 <Pieter> fuck
46:41 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vh Ice_Flare Ice_Flare
46:42 <Pieter> i really need to go to bed
46:42 <River> Ice_Flare how is ya
46:47 <Rocket> ltns Ice_Flare
46:47 <+Ice_Flare> Not bad, you?
46:48 <Pieter> fuck it
46:50 <River> Pieter I told you you did
46:50 <+Ice_Flare> hi
46:53 <Pieter> im turning on forza 3
46:54 <alch3my> what did I miss
46:55 <Pieter> naa
46:56 <Pieter> game time
46:57 <Pieter> brb
47:00 <alch3my> fuck forza
47:05 <alch3my> -2 respect points for Pieter
47:07 <dudley> hey Pieter i need to cut my finger nails
47:28 <alch3my> yet you I still have more respect for you than I ever will of dudley the dud.
47:34 <Student> Netz: heather hornay is not very popular over internet
47:47 <Student> Ice_Flare: oh you the one from Counter Strike :P
47:52 <dudley> alch3my i've done a good job
47:53 <+Ice_Flare> Student: thats me
47:54 <Student> Ice_Flare: where have you been? :P
47:57 <Netz> Student: she is a private slut
48:00 <Sarah> TIMMEH
48:04 <Rocket> hahaha
48:04 <dudley> your respect i spent it with ease
48:06 * Sarah glomps Ice_Flare
48:06 <alch3my> dudley: Have you
48:09 Quit: MQU-WET ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
48:09 <Student> Ice_Flare: i have seen your server SiClan is still on
48:11 <alch3my> Ice_Flare: 3fl?
48:18 <Student> Netz: lol @ pvt slut
48:19 * Rocket stabs Sarah
48:30 <+Ice_Flare> Student: of course, im co-leader now
48:34 Quit: _cia_ ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
48:48 <Rocket> of what Ice_Flare?
48:54 <+Ice_Flare> Rocket: cs clan
48:56 <Rocket> you're anus?
49:00 <Rocket> lol
49:12 <Rocket> cs is for pussy's and cheats
49:13 <Rocket> ;/
49:14 <Rocket> :/
49:16 <Rocket> *
49:20 <demon`> you're??
49:21 <PandasDontDrive> box box box box
49:22 <PandasDontDrive> Ice_Flare
49:23 <LeMz> Ice_Flare!
49:25 <LeMz> ltns
49:28 <PandasDontDrive> plz get in my chan
49:30 <PandasDontDrive> and idle <3
49:33 <PandasDontDrive> :( autojoin
49:37 <Rocket> demon` shut up you whore
49:39 <+Ice_Flare> i think you'll find there are as many on mw2 that cheat than what is on cstrike
49:42 <demon`> please dont fuck my goat
49:43 <PandasDontDrive> Rocket
49:43 <demon`> no
49:44 <+Ice_Flare> LeMz: hey tim, sup?
49:46 <demon`> waIT
49:47 <PandasDontDrive> you do know that demon`
49:49 <PandasDontDrive> has a ten INCH
49:50 <+Ice_Flare> sup j0sh
49:50 <PandasDontDrive> cawk
49:51 <alch3my> LeMz plays WoW
49:55 <PandasDontDrive> 3 foot wide!
49:55 <demon`> lol
49:56 <Student> Ice_Flare: wow , co-leader and your game is still pathetic as it was? :P
49:57 <Student> ummmm
49:58 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> nuthin bro
50:02 <demon`> who told you josh?
50:09 <PandasDontDrive> ummm
50:11 <Rocket> you told him
50:11 <PandasDontDrive> *thinks*
50:12 <Rocket> :o
50:13 <+Ice_Flare> Student: you're kidding right?
50:19 <PandasDontDrive> *keeps thinking*
50:21 <PandasDontDrive> ROCKET TOLD ME!
50:22 <demon`> lol
50:23 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
50:29 Quit: [S]e[X]t[C]69 ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
50:34 <Rocket> bullshit PandasDontDrive
50:37 <PandasDontDrive> lol
50:37 <demon`> yeah rocket respects the disco stick
50:40 <PandasDontDrive> you like bull shit?
50:46 <Student> Ice_Flare: lol :P
50:48 <PandasDontDrive> you eat paint chips as a kid dude?
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51:02 <Rocket> I ate your mother :d
51:05 <Rocket> :D
51:09 <dudley> how was it ?
51:28 <Sausages> Rocket shes large, you'd have to tear strips of her like beef jerky
51:35 <Sausages> it would be a slow process, many years to eat my mother
51:38 Quit: igniter2009 ([email protected]) Quit:
51:49 <Rocket> lol
51:53 <Rocket> she's fat is she?
52:00 <Sausages> fat?
52:01 <River> be nice ppl
52:05 <Sausages> obese
52:05 <dudley> yeah come on
52:17 <Pieter> fuck me dead
52:19 <dudley> who be's mean these days
52:22 <Pieter> all those US people are awake
52:27 <Pieter> oh right
52:28 <River> Pieter are you still awake
52:32 <Pieter> its -15 hours over there
52:35 <Student> Netz: she goes with the nick jessica jewels
52:38 <Pieter> yeh i got nuffin to do tomorrow
52:38 <Sausages> when my mother wears socks, the ankle fat makes them invisible
52:40 <Student> i.e. Heather Hornay
52:43 <Sausages> still wanna eat my mother?
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52:49 <Pieter> ive got forza 3 running on xb360
52:52 <dudley> hey Student i'm going to the bathroom soon to doa piss
52:55 <Pieter> waiting for the fuckers to finish their race
52:56 <River> nighters all
53:08 <Pieter> im fucked hard but yeh
53:10 <Pieter> ooo
53:11 <Pieter> brb
53:13 <Pieter> its ready
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54:41 <Sausages> TFIF
54:45 <Sausages> thank fuck its friday.
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56:32 <Whatsurfantasy> aint been hear in a long time
57:53 <picard> it hasnt changed
57:59 <Whatsurfantasy> for the 30 ppls that msgd me im male
58:04 <noddy07> lol
58:10 <dudley> ok so Whatsurfantasy i'm going to turn over a new leaf and be the kind polite gentle male i've been fighting all this time.
58:11 <Whatsurfantasy> lol picard i can imagine
58:35 <dudley> alch3my new leaf
58:42 <dudley> polite kind and gentle ^
59:18 <dudley> to start with, then will incorperate a few more possitive traits in the future
59:47 <dudley> i'm grateful you never stoped believing in me alch3my
59:53 <dudley> and pushed me to be the proper man i will become
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