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09:00 <LARRYEMDUR> ya usually know after 2 dates if ya gunna be bf and gf and if ya not then it clearly aint working
09:00 <Sausages> LARRYEMDUR i hope you were polite to my baby tash today
09:00 <Dane> you shouldn't trust a fart
10:00 <sandraa> LARRYEMDUR i like to give it time 
10:00 <sandraa> :)
10:00 <LARRYEMDUR> Sausages - the shorty in the pic has recently became single. and man i flirted with the ranga today
10:00 <LARRYEMDUR> i said to her late afternoon, 'you  just came over to see me, i know you did'
10:00 <LARRYEMDUR> lol
10:00 <Sausages> lol
10:00 <Sausages> try adding her again on fb
10:00 <LARRYEMDUR> but she denied it
10:00 <Sausages> rofl
10:00 <LARRYEMDUR> Sausages - nah the ranger is already on my facebook
11:00 <LARRYEMDUR> the blonde was away sick today
11:00 <Sausages> which is the one that wouldnt add u
11:00 <LARRYEMDUR> the blonde
11:00 <Sausages> she wasnt sick, she was lookin for a new job
12:00 <MashPotato> sandraa :)
12:00 <sandraa> MashPotato
12:00 <sandraa> :)
12:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mashed
12:00 <LARRYEMDUR> MashRetardo
12:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa you should hang out in the philsophy chans
12:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> you could contribute
13:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> with "OMG LALALAL what dress do i wear tonight?"
13:00 <Sausages> sandraa is on her way to becoming Maccas Manager of 2010
13:00 <sandraa> lol
13:00 <sandraa> aha 
13:00 <Sausages> she will get a golden bigmac trophy
13:00 <sandraa> lmfaoo
13:00 <Sausages> lol
13:00 <sandraa> sif 
13:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> lol lmao sif loallaallala omg lala
14:00 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon i love how u take so much notice in2 everything i say 
14:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> you're always sitting on that fat arse each day i come home
14:00 <LARRYEMDUR> sandraa is ditzy
14:00 <LARRYEMDUR> daft between her ears
14:00 <LARRYEMDUR> nothing there
15:00 <Dane> its all between her legs
15:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> nah sandraa's really into biomechanics and haematology, she just acts dumb around here to make the other girls feel better
15:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> she didnt really do VCAL she was dux at harvard
15:00 <LARRYEMDUR> the meat between her legs, little boi
15:00 <Dane> meat? smells like fish
16:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> they should make a vagina-flavour impulse spray so the fishy smelling women dont get singled out
16:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> vagina-scented*
18:00 <Dane> gross
18:00 <Sausages> i love the smell of crusted period on the sheets in the morning
18:00 <Dane> was it your mums?
18:00 <MonkeyInMyMind> ....
18:00 <Sausages> no, my cats
18:00 <MonkeyInMyMind> strange people out tonight
18:00 <Sausages> shes menstrating
19:00 <MonkeyInMyMind> cats dont mentrate
19:00 <MonkeyInMyMind> s*
19:00 <Dane> dogs do, like your mum
20:00 <sandraa> lol
21:00 <Sausages> MonkeyInMyMind calling ppl strange and you waited 6 months at the vagine end of a cat to know it doesnt menstrate
21:00 <Sausages> weirdo
22:00 <Dane> i feel like Sausages
23:00 <Frank_Lopez> alch3my you are a real chazzer 
23:00 <Frank_Lopez> dats a pig mang
23:00 <Frank_Lopez> who don't fly straight
23:00 <Sausages> dis guy
23:00 <Dark^Soul> !seen mayhem
24:00 <Sausages> he like me
24:00 <Sausages> Dane u like to dress up as a woman?
24:00 <Frank_Lopez> haha
24:00 <Dane> only their panties
24:00 <Dane> and only your mums
24:00 <Frank_Lopez> uh oh
24:00 <Frank_Lopez> watch your ass chico
24:00 <sandraa> brb 
24:00 <Sausages> Dane so you like men, where u get the coldsore, sucking ernie
24:00 <Sausages> ?
25:00 <Frank_Lopez> at what time?
25:00 <sandraaAWAY> <:)
25:00 <Sausages> 3am
25:00 <Sausages> sharp
25:00 <Sausages> and he say "im out of the closet"
25:00 <Frank_Lopez> rofl
25:00 <mikey> im out the closet
25:00 <Frank_Lopez> not a good time to bring it up
25:00 <Sausages> mikey you like Jeffy?
25:00 <mikey> sure, why not.
26:00 <Dane> are you calling your mum a man Sausages?
26:00 <Dark^Soul> and by "his" I mean mine
26:00 <Dark^Soul> :D~~
26:00 <Dane> damn girl, she had me fooled
26:00 <Sausages> you talk a good game but you can't deliver
26:00 <Sausages> you soft
26:00 <Frank_Lopez> haha
27:00 <Dark^Soul> soft like your mumma's cock Sausages
27:00 <Dark^Soul> :P
27:00 <Dane> thats not really funny
27:00 <Dane> but good on you for trying
27:00 <Frank_Lopez> Dark^Soul where did you get the beauty scar tough guy?
27:00 <Frank_Lopez> sucking chivato cock?
27:00 <Dark^Soul> nuh, I'm an emo, didn't you know?
28:00 <mikey> boring
28:00 <Dark^Soul> figured I'll look sexier with my head split open
28:00 <mikey> mmm what to do for dinner
28:00 <Dark^Soul> hey mikey, our IT manager came in today..
28:00 <mikey> that's nice
28:00 <Dark^Soul> I was like.. can I have a job?
28:00 <Dark^Soul> he just goes.. maybe, send me your resume
28:00 <Dark^Soul> woot
29:00 <MashPotato> sandraaAWAY is cool, SHE KNOWS bron for REAK
29:00 <mikey> that's what i say too
29:00 <MashPotato> oops FOR REAL
29:00 <Dane> that was such an interesting story
29:00 <mikey> it really is just a polite way of saying 'no'
29:00 <mikey> :)
29:00 <Dark^Soul> hahaha mikey
29:00 <Dark^Soul> nuh, he came in later
29:00 <Frank_Lopez> Dark^Soul you wanna job?
29:00 <Frank_Lopez> 50 buxx a night
29:00 <Dark^Soul> Frank_Lopez: already have one
29:00 <Frank_Lopez> wash some dishes
29:00 <Dark^Soul> and I don't have to work nights
29:00 <mikey> <3 my job
30:00 <o_o> im flying
30:00 <Frank_Lopez> at the little Havana Resturant
30:00 <o_o> who wants to cook me
30:00 <Dark^Soul> o_o: are you lazy and skinny?
31:00 <Dane> i'll eat you
31:00 <Dark^Soul> I don't know why I'm on here..
31:00 <Dark^Soul> I was just gonna see if Mayhem is here
31:00 <Dark^Soul> l8ers
32:00 <Sausages> im so hungry
32:00 <Sausages> i havin hotdogs for dinner
32:00 <Sausages> $5.50 sausages
33:00 <Sausages> so I look like I eating in style
33:00 <Frank_Lopez> lol
33:00 <Dane> hot dogs and sausages are made out of udders
33:00 <Sausages> no
33:00 <maguari> Egh.
33:00 <maguari> mad.
33:00 <Sausages> my sausages are made from meat
33:00 <ShaneWatson> im back dinnr was epic
33:00 <Dane> and poo chute lining
34:00 <shads> sapnin
34:00 <Dane> they take the bit of the sheep where the poo goes out and that is how they make sausages
35:00 <heyheyhey> any hott guys wanna chat? MSG ME
35:00 <Frank_Lopez> laterz amigo
36:00 <SupaNova> fire the giant nippleboob cannon
37:00 <SirSly> go Shanewatson 4 allan border medal!
37:00 <o_o> http://i48.tinypic.com/fuvxoz.jpg
37:00 <o_o> my mate drew that
37:00 <o_o> just before
37:00 <Sausages> ur mate is a nong
37:00 <SirSly> http://cricket.com.au/default.aspx?s=allan-border-medal
38:00 <SirSly> watto is going to get it
38:00 <SirSly> :)
38:00 <Sausages> http://i40.tinypic.com/2hyjn1e.jpg
38:00 <Sausages> any bites mate?
39:00 <ShaneWatson> lol
40:00 <willy> ShaneWatson is the ab medal on now?
41:00 <ShaneWatson> hopefully he wins it
41:00 <ShaneWatson> apparntly
41:00 <ShaneWatson> hes like up there to get it
41:00 <ShaneWatson> one of the favourites
41:00 <sandraaAWAY> back
41:00 <sandraaAWAY> :)
41:00 <ShaneWatson> and answer msn
41:00 <LARRYEMDUR> watto wont win it
41:00 <LARRYEMDUR> he's a homosexual and gays never win it
43:00 <sandraa> lol
43:00 <LARRYEMDUR> you have a gay laugh
43:00 <MashPotato> sandraa = a funny little fellow, just like punchanello
43:00 <heyheyhey> any hott guys wanna chat? MSG ME
44:00 <MashPotato> punchanello funny fellow
44:00 <willy> hi sandraa you little sexy thrust lover
44:00 <sandraa> hey WiLd_TuRkeY
44:00 <LARRYEMDUR> heyheyhey - this isnt gaymelbourne, please go elsewhere, either that or pm ShaneWatson
44:00 <sandraa> willy**
44:00 <ShaneWatson> rofl
44:00 <ShaneWatson> i dont pickup irc girls
44:00 <ShaneWatson> never have
44:00 <ShaneWatson> never will
44:00 <ShaneWatson> :)
44:00 <sandraa> lol ShaneWatson sorry now that im seeing someone
44:00 <sandraa> kills it 
45:00 <sandraa> lol
45:00 <ShaneWatson> i dont go out with irc girls :)
45:00 <sandraa> ok
45:00 <LARRYEMDUR> ShaneWatson - except Anal_Babe^85
46:00 <ShaneWatson> timmeh!
46:00 <ShaneWatson> :D
46:00 <ShaneWatson> hai
46:00 <ShaneWatson> dno i dont go out with irc girls :)
46:00 <Ice_Flare> hi?
47:00 <Ice_Flare> lol
47:00 <sandraa> hey Ice_Flare <4
47:00 <Ice_Flare> <4
47:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> high 3!
47:00 <willy> i dont go out with irc girls either
47:00 <zoes> hey all
47:00 <ShaneWatson> timmy
47:00 <ShaneWatson> hi mate
47:00 <willy> i masturbate over them instead
47:00 <ShaneWatson> hows the cs going
48:00 <sandraa> and i know u got something 2 believe in down deep inside ur soul hey friend dont u stop believing in the dreams u have
48:00 <sandraa> alalal
49:00 <Sausages> i date irc chicks
49:00 <Sausages> i currently have 4 on the go
49:00 <Ice_Flare> meh. its pretty boring at times
49:00 <sandraa> lol Sausages
49:00 <sandraa> 1 wasnt enough
50:00 <Sausages> 1 is bad enough
50:00 <ShaneWatson> fair enough
50:00 <Sausages> so i decided to disgust myself further
50:00 <Sausages> im kiddin
50:00 <Sausages> the real prize at hand is taash
50:00 <sandraa> whos tash?
51:00 <Sausages> the girl in that pic
51:00 <Sausages> that works with az
51:00 <sandraa> which blondie
51:00 <Sausages> the one you were jealous of
51:00 <sandraa> the left one
51:00 <Sausages> the 3rd one
51:00 <sandraa> ?
51:00 <sandraa> oo nah 
51:00 <Sausages> the smallest one that looks female
51:00 <sandraa> i like the left one
51:00 <sandraa> mmmmm 
51:00 <sandraa> she was damn fine
51:00 <Sausages> thats the skanky blonde
51:00 <Sausages> with fat legs
51:00 <Sausages> like tree stumps
51:00 <sandraa> i didnt like any of the other 3
51:00 <Sausages> thats because u like fatties
51:00 <Longie> what are you guys on about?
51:00 <sandraa> meh she was banging
52:00 <Sausages> rofl sandraa
52:00 <Sausages> u joking?
52:00 <sandraa> no 
52:00 <sandraa> she was hot 
52:00 <Sausages> u got bad taste
52:00 <Sausages> rofl @ hot
52:00 <sandraa> nah u got bad taste 
52:00 <sandraa> i didnt take notice 2 the 3rd 
52:00 <sandraa> one
52:00 <sandraa> but that means she wasnt anything speacial
53:00 <Sausages> well she was the one with the best features
53:00 <Sausages> in a modeling contest
53:00 <Sausages> she would win hands down
53:00 <Longie> show me
53:00 <Sausages> lol Longie
53:00 <Longie> i want to fit in and pretend to know what im talking about
53:00 <Longie> i reckon shes fat
53:00 <sandraa> Sausages heaps of girls have hot bods 
53:00 <sandraa> i like girls with good faces
53:00 <sandraa> :)
53:00 <Sausages> her face was the best
53:00 <sandraa> nah
53:00 <sandraa> the left blondie
54:00 <sandraa> was
54:00 <unique> She reckons you're skinny Longie
54:00 <Sausages> lol
54:00 <sandraa> she was banging 
54:00 <Longie> well im fat
54:00 <unique> She's skinny
54:00 <Sausages> no way sandra, left was chubby faced, and not a nice smile
54:00 <Longie> and i have no idea who youre all talking about
54:00 <Longie> so im saying theyre fattoo
54:00 <Longie> see!
54:00 <unique> Same.
54:00 <Freddy5> love curvy girls
54:00 <Longie> chubby means fat
54:00 <Longie> i can slip right in and know what everyones talking about, unnoticed
54:00 <sandraa> the left one was banging hot she had a sexy face a sexy smile a hot bod 
54:00 <sandraa> she was good altogether 
54:00 <SupaNova> fire the giant nipple boob cannon
54:00 <Sausages> how is a round face sexy?
54:00 <sandraa> u have bad taste Sausages 
54:00 <Sausages> lol sandraa
55:00 <Sausages> cant believe u say that
55:00 <sandraa> lol who cares if it was round 
55:00 <sandraa> she was sexy
55:00 <sandraa> her face was hot 
55:00 <unique> I like nice smiles
55:00 <sandraa> lol
55:00 <unique> Jealous cos i don't smile. LOL. 
55:00 <Ice_Flare> [19:54] <Sausages> how is a round face sexy? <- I dont know, as Bert Newtons wife.
55:00 <Sausages> lol
55:00 <LARRYEMDUR> imagine having a 5 some with the 4 girls, ultimate !
55:00 <Pieter> Longie: some women dont like that
55:00 <Ice_Flare> ask*
55:00 <Sausages> money .
55:00 <Sausages> thats why
55:00 <Sausages> money is sexy
55:00 <Ice_Flare> Longie: Longstuff.
55:00 <Longie> larryemdur, too much work
55:00 <unique> Chicks were taking pics and doing all posey faces out the other night
55:00 <Longie> pieter, well it's not about them :(
55:00 <Longie> icestuff :>
55:00 <Ice_Flare> o_-
55:00 <Pieter> my ex cracked it when i held her head down so i got in deeper when i was cumming
55:00 <Longie> haha
55:00 <Longie> angry dragon!
55:00 <Pieter> i thought it make it easier on her, that way she didnt have to taste it 
55:00 <Pieter> :P
55:00 <Ice_Flare> Lol
56:00 <unique> So we mocked them and took duck lips photos and stuff on myspace angle, didn't have a cam but. :/
56:00 <Sausages> sandraa no wonder ur life is all a mess, you have poor judgement
56:00 <Sausages> no.1 looks like a fat goldie hawn
57:00 <Student> ummm
57:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa has the best judgement and best taste
58:00 <Pieter> sexymummy21 
58:00 <Pieter> 20-year-old woman from melbourne, Victoria. 
58:00 <Pieter> "lol hi im 21 mum looking for fun and wanna get paid for it love sex will do anything"
58:00 <unique> .O
58:00 <Student> ;)
58:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> anyfink
58:00 <unique> o.O*
58:00 <unique> Lol.
58:00 <heyheyhey> any hott guys wanna chat? MSG ME
58:00 <trouser_trout> Today I farted in a full lift and I've had gastro so it smelt like a packet of dead rats covered in cheese that'd been left in the sun fr a week
58:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> why would they advertise being a mum
58:00 <unique> LOL
59:00 <unique> That is so stupid, i'm not sure why i laughed :/
59:00 <zoes> happy chinese new year guys!!
59:00 <zoes> ewwwww lol
59:00 <Sausages> Pieter link
00:00 <Sausages> zoes are you chinese?
00:00 <Sausages> were you born year of the pig?
00:00 <Student> ummm
00:00 <zoes> yes pig i think
00:00 <Student> Sausages: are you gone nuts?
00:00 <Student> :P
00:00 <Sausages> nuts i gone am
00:00 <zoes> i love chinese food
01:00 <Sausages> so you are not chinese?
01:00 <zoes> buddist temples
01:00 <zoes> and more\
01:00 <Student> ummm Sausages 
01:00 <zoes> no but i do love the culture
02:00 <MashPotato> Sausages hi
02:00 <MashPotato> sandraa = SMALL BEAR
02:00 <MashPotato> shes small and kind, and very caring
02:00 <MashPotato> sandraa cares about ppl on irc and her friends irl and her friends at maccas
02:00 <MashPotato> :D
02:00 <unique> Swimmin time. Cyas :)
03:00 <kibblz> any car ppl here
03:00 <Sausages> me
03:00 <kibblz> does jump starting a dead battery on a car and leaving it on for an hour charge it up enough tostart it again
03:00 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
03:00 <sandraa> x
03:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa studies the maccas price list
03:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> its pretty technical for her
03:00 <edc767f7> sandraa DOWN
03:00 <Student> kibblz: depends on the dynamo 
03:00 <kibblz> dynamo?
03:00 <Student> kibblz: or the alternator 
03:00 <Student> ummm
03:00 <kibblz> cause i left the car on for 20 mins yesterday from a jump start
03:00 <Sausages> kibblz it is recommended to drive the car 20-30mins
04:00 <kibblz> and turned it off then tried to turn in on
04:00 <kibblz> completly dead/
04:00 <kibblz> ill try an hour this time
04:00 <Sausages> your alternator might be dead
04:00 <kibblz> hmm
04:00 <Sausages> get a wire brush and clean the battery terminals
04:00 <Student> kibblz: well not sure if your charging mechanisim i.e. dynomo is producing current necessary to charge the battery 
04:00 <kibblz> i dunno. cause i just didnt start the car for ages and it died.
04:00 <kibblz> old car
04:00 <kibblz> so i dont think it could be alternator?
04:00 <kibblz> just very dead batery
05:00 <Student> and i am not sure if "cleaning the battery terminals with a wire brush" will fix the alternator 
05:00 <Student> ummmm
05:00 <kibblz> lol
05:00 <Sausages> if a new battery is worth more than the car, get a new car
05:00 <Student> lol
05:00 <kibblz> ill try charge it
05:00 <kibblz> for an hour
05:00 <kibblz> leaving the car on
05:00 <kibblz> see  what that does.
06:00 <Student> well he might have to sale the old car and add some more to get joggers :P
06:00 <Student> lol @ what that does
06:00 <Student> :P
06:00 <Student> man you are cool 
06:00 <Student> start your car and remove the terminal of the battery , you will get the idea if the alternator is working or not 
06:00 <Student> ummm
06:00 <Student> any way 
06:00 <Sausages> just buy something better than a 1990 camry
07:00 <Student> what so cool about Camry?
07:00 <Student> is it a full chasis car?
07:00 <Sausages> sandra drives one
07:00 <Student> ummm
07:00 <Sausages> anything sandra does, do the opposite
07:00 <Student> i am not sure if she drives it or the car drives her 
07:00 <Longie> student, do you say 'ummm' as much as you type it?
07:00 <kibblz> hope the fuel doesnt drain
07:00 <kibblz> lol
08:00 <kibblz> does leaving the car idle take alot of fuel?
08:00 <kibblz> i dont have much left.
08:00 <Longie> no
08:00 <Sausages> its automatic, it drives her, she just steers
08:00 <Student> Longie: ummm :P 
08:00 <Daniel> Hi Longie
08:00 <Student> Longie: you are ----
08:00 <Longie> hi daniel
08:00 <Longie> fag
08:00 <alch3my> uber fag!
08:00 <Longie> student, i was being serious :/
08:00 <Student> Longie: that is new low :P
09:00 <Longie> hm, what a temper
09:00 <Student> Longie: i never said that you are not serious :P you always act as one
09:00 <Longie> must be mikey
09:00 <Student> ummm
09:00 <Longie> ok, so do you say ummm as much as you type it?
09:00 <Ice_Flare> Longie: you have a split personality ? o.O
09:00 <Longie> and what are you on about, i never act serious
09:00 <Longie> ok it's tim then
09:00 <Longie> :P
09:00 <alch3my> no 
09:00 <Student> Longie: well "ummm" is idle sys process :P
09:00 <Ice_Flare> naw.
09:00 <Longie> student, that doesnt answer my question
09:00 <Longie> do you say ummm as much as you type it?
09:00 <Student> Longie: lol 
10:00 <Longie> its a yes/no question!
10:00 <Longie> :P
10:00 <Ice_Flare> Longie: no.
10:00 <Longie> no one here says ummm to signify that theyre idle, they just dont type
10:00 <Ice_Flare> ^ rofl
10:00 <Student> Longie: pardon my SLOWNESS :P i am way too much slow than a SMART/FAST person like you :P
10:00 <Student> Longie: lol 
10:00 <Longie> and by typing ummm to show youre idle, youre actually negating being idle, thus, NOT being idle, so it's countering your intent to show us
10:00 <trouser_trout> what does uber fag mean as opposed to just fag?
10:00 <Student> Longie: well "ummm" does't work like that 
10:00 <Longie> im not saying youre slow or im fast or whatever
10:00 <Longie> i jsut asked if you said it as much asyou typed it
11:00 <Longie> and you still havent answered
11:00 <Longie> i didnt realise it was a personal question :/
11:00 <Ice_Flare> Longie: Its like having an away message, clearly you're away if you're not speaking, who needs to know why? The fact is you're not there. So why does it amtter.
11:00 <Ice_Flare> matter*
11:00 <Longie> [20:09.36] [!] (Student) Longie: well "ummm" is idle sys process :P <-- you just said it did :(
11:00 <Student> Longie: "ummm" is a sys idle process, so i try not to think or almost stop thinking
11:00 <Student> ummm
11:00 <Longie> ok cool
11:00 <Longie> so
11:00 <Student> ;P
11:00 <Longie> do you say it as much as you type it?
11:00 <Ice_Flare> Logie: Nah, he doesn't.
11:00 <Student> Longie: in real life i don't need to say it , i just do it 
11:00 <Student> :P
12:00 <trouser_trout> what does uber fag mean as opposed to just fag?
12:00 <Longie> ummm isnt a verb
12:00 <Longie> but at least you answe4red, thankyou!
12:00 <Ice_Flare> umm is like, pssha...or psst.
12:00 <Ice_Flare> ;o
12:00 <Student> Longie: and when i am doing it in real life , my hands automatical types ummm :P
12:00 <Longie> trouser_trout, has twice as much sex with guys
12:00 <Longie> OR
12:00 <Ice_Flare> its a sound. NOT a word.
12:00 <Longie> maybe uber means flamboyant?
12:00 <Student> ummm
12:00 <trouser_trout> so uber means double?
12:00 <Ice_Flare> Not all sounds are words, and not all words are sounds...like for instance: 
12:00 <Ice_Flare> silence
12:00 <Ice_Flare> :P
12:00 <Student> Longie: ummm is different than hmmm
12:00 <Longie> Ice Flare, technically it's onomatopoeia
13:00 <alch3my> technically!
13:00 <Student> basically both are opposit of each other
13:00 <Ice_Flare> Longie: no
13:00 <Longie> like woosh and boom
13:00 <Ice_Flare> Lol
13:00 <Longie> and OH DADDY MY ARSE
13:00 <Ice_Flare> boom is also a noun though.
13:00 <Student> don't know much about woosh and boom :P
13:00 <Student> ;)
13:00 <Longie> which ive head you say oin the phone once or twice
13:00 <Ice_Flare> LOL
13:00 <mpfplush> That's why people use it to sound deep. hmmmm. 
13:00 <Student> boom sha ka la ka boom :P
13:00 <Student> ummm
14:00 <Longie> it can be a noun, yeah
14:00 <mpfplush> some people. 
14:00 <Mustang> does anyone use cad2008?
14:00 <Ice_Flare> Mustang: No, so go home.
14:00 <Longie> student, theyre just "sounding words" for those who dont know what onomatopoeia is
15:00 <Student> Longie: why are you telling me about this? :P
15:00 <Longie> but musstang is home :/
15:00 <Ice_Flare> Longie: you had to look it up didn't ya
15:00 <mpfplush> wow... congrats, mate. that's awesome. 
15:00 <Longie> because you said you dont know much abou tthem
15:00 <Ice_Flare> Longie: I doubt he is
15:00 <Longie> so im helping you
15:00 <Ice_Flare> o_O
15:00 <Longie> :/
15:00 <Student> Longie: i don't know much about what ?
15:00 <Student> ummm 
15:00 <Longie> [20:13.20] [!] (Student) don't know much about woosh and boom :P
15:00 <Student> oh that woosh and boom :P
15:00 <mpfplush> guess what I learned at school today?
15:00 <Student> ummm
15:00 <Student> well 
15:00 <Ice_Flare> Lol
15:00 <Ice_Flare> whoosh*
15:00 <Ice_Flare> for a start.
16:00 <Student> ok 
16:00 <Longie> yeah well sHoosh :P
16:00 <Ice_Flare> Longie: once again, No.
16:00 <Ice_Flare> =)
16:00 <Student> and what is onomatopoeia? what are the symtomps?
16:00 <Student> ummm
16:00 <maguari> Hmmmmmmmm.
17:00 <Longie> it means "sound word"
17:00 <Longie> [20:14.25] [200/!] (Longie) student, theyre just "sounding words" for those who dont know what onomatopoeia is
17:00 <Longie> i also explained that
17:00 <Longie> are you this frustrating on purpose?
18:00 <Mayhem> its a natural ability
18:00 <MonkeyInMyMind> Longie!
18:00 <Longie> ah
18:00 <Student> sounding words for those who don't know what onomatopoeia? well i asked you what is this thing?
18:00 <Sgt-Splode> Om nom nom - the onomatopeaic expression of an eating sound
18:00 <Longie> explains a lot
18:00 <Student> ummm
18:00 <Student> lol
18:00 <Mayhem> :>
18:00 <Longie> this thing is "sounding words"
18:00 <Mayhem> tokiedokie
18:00 <Student> what is sounding words? 
18:00 <Longie> i didnt say its sounding words which only apply to those people whom do not know what onomatopoiea is
18:00 <Longie> i was explainint what it meant in general
18:00 <Longie> explaining*
18:00 <Longie> :P
19:00 <Student> well i will try to dig it 
19:00 <Student> ummm
19:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> you mean the world to me, we laugh we cry we struggle we try
20:00 <Sausages> I love you, brisbane
20:00 <ShaneWatson> KNEES!
20:00 <mpfplush> White powder to sniffheads, sick, high, Satan rocks the nose plug trainroads.
21:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> http://legalbeer.com/images/de%20dolle%20brouwers%20oerbier.jpg
21:00 <Student> mpfplush: we are not intersted in this sort of talk 
21:00 <Student> please refrain 
21:00 <Student> ummm
23:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> http://www.simplybeer.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/jollypumpkin_laroja1.jpg
23:00 <Student> Longie: what is your favorite pornt actor and actoress?
23:00 <Student> Longie: what are your favorite pornt actor and actoress?
23:00 <Student> ummm
23:00 <Student> that is cauz at first i thought i should only say actoress
23:00 <Sausages> Brittany Murphy
23:00 <Student> but then i thought he might be a gay :P
24:00 <Student> ummm
24:00 <Sgt-Splode> lol Sausages ... go dig her up
24:00 <Student> never heared of brittany murphy 
24:00 <Student> lol
24:00 <Sausages> Sgt-Splode i couldnt locate her tombstone
24:00 <Student> may be a third grade actroess or a new comer
24:00 <Sgt-Splode> She isn't a porn actress.  She's a (now dead) actress
24:00 <Sausages> and it was raining
24:00 <Pieter> gah
24:00 <Pieter> nothing but crap on tv tonight
24:00 <Sausages> there was something appealing about brit murphy
24:00 <Pieter> may as well throw on a movie
24:00 <Pieter> tokyo drift will do it
24:00 <o_o> im a goons
24:00 <Sausages> the kinda girl you'd throw a sheet down in a park and bang all night
24:00 <Student> what time is it in Melbourne?
24:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> bonza mate
25:00 <Sgt-Splode> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005261/ (1977-2009)
25:00 <Sausages> r.i.p baby
25:00 <Sausages> visit me in my sleep
25:00 <Sausages> while ive got a raging boner
25:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> np: Death - Jealousy
26:00 <maguari> Hmmmmmmm.
26:00 <maguari> Mad.
26:00 <maguari> Egh.
27:00 <Student> ummm
27:00 <red`fever> bukaki
27:00 <Student> is sun set in Melbourne yet?
27:00 <Student> umm
27:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> lol these live in japan bootlegs are funny
27:00 <Student> ThirteenthOrder: i know this nick name :P
27:00 <Student> ;)))
27:00 <Sausages> yes
27:00 <ThirteenthOrder> To combat the rise in middle eastern gangs in melbourne, I believe we don't need Zero Tolerance... We Need Pro-White Gangs :D
27:00 <Australia88> :P
27:00 <Australia88> Good luck is anyone figures this nickname out :P
28:00 <Sgt-Splode> I believe we need to establish an anti-corrupt branch of the police armed to the teeth and given powers well-beyond those normal police are given
28:00 <Sausages> guys, i think there maybe someone identical to me
28:00 <Student> we need? who ar we? lol
28:00 <Sgt-Splode> Like ... the power to shoot to kill, anyone they see walking in groups of ten or more and wearing clothing by Fubu.
28:00 <Australia88> Sgt-Splode: So basically we need crime fighters like Batman??
28:00 <Student> Sausages: and what is your point?
28:00 <Sausages> i think my parallel self stepped int this dimension
28:00 <Australia88> people still wear Fubu?
28:00 <Sausages> I went to a prize home today, and upon walking in the lady said "oh welcome back"
28:00 <Sausages> i said "huh? i just got here"
29:00 <LARRYEMDUR> hmmmmm well yeah
29:00 <Sausages> she said "you were here just a minute ago
29:00 <Sausages> i was like no..
29:00 <Sausages> he is one step ahead of me it seems
29:00 <Australia88> Don't need to kill anyone in an opposing gang
30:00 <Australia88> beating them repeatedly should get the message across
30:00 <Sausages> Australia88 I'm a skin, and I think you are a maggot dog
30:00 <Sausages> we don't need you wimpy fucks
30:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> some fuckwit shoulder barged me leaving the shorncliffe train today
30:00 <Pieter> hahaha
30:00 <Pieter> I wanna see this Repomen movie
30:00 <Pieter> Man
31:00 <Sgt-Splode> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon, that was the 13 year old kid trying to escape the pop
31:00 <Pieter> I love this BD LIVE 
31:00 <Sgt-Splode> popo
31:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> big 6"3 dude with a hell dopey face
31:00 <Pieter> GiDownloads trailors from the net before your blu ray movie plays
31:00 <Pieter> its just like being at the cinemas
31:00 <Pieter> at my place anyway
31:00 <Pieter> :D
31:00 <red`fever> bukaki
31:00 <Sausages> i made a fat girls day today
31:00 <LARRYEMDUR> http://www.oasisactive.com/en/member.cfm?v6#profile&meltingmoment&fromSearch <----- ShaneWatson aka STEEL's profile
31:00 <Sausages> i talked with her briefly
31:00 <Sausages> about the weather
31:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> they'd all gather around and watch us beat each other senseless, i bet
31:00 <EightyEight> Sausages: You're probably one of them stupid jungle bunnies.
31:00 <Sausages> she was sweating and pouring out like a tier waterfall
32:00 <Sausages> each tier was a roll of lard on her though
32:00 <Sausages> quite impressive
32:00 <EightyEight> You don't speak like a skin, you don't speak like you're apart of any pro-white/non-colored movement.
32:00 <Sgt-Splode> Sausages, did you pretend she was Brittany Murphy and bang her half to death?
32:00 <Sausages> EightyEight I'm a skin and I fancy asian women
32:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> brisbane is the dumbest town in the dumbest country in the dumbest planet
32:00 <Sausages> but my skins dont know that
32:00 <red`fever> you were tempted to give her ass crack a good licking wernt ya sausages?
32:00 <Longie> that 6ekiwi profile
32:00 <Longie> he plays in my pool comp
32:00 <Longie> hahahha
33:00 <EightyEight> Hey Uncle Dan :D
33:00 <Longie> hey uncleeight
33:00 <Sausages> haha Sgt-Splode, i was just about to inform you
33:00 <Sausages> the tits are hangin'
34:00 <Longie> oh it just generates random new member profiles
34:00 <Sausages> i wonder how crazy those chicks are
34:00 <Longie> they go on a site not irc
34:00 <Student> Longie: i asked you something
34:00 <Student> Longie: but you never replied
34:00 <Student> ummm
34:00 <Sausages> they've probably been taken advantage of a few hundred times by "genuine" guys
34:00 <Longie> probably beause they cant interact, at least chicks on here talk
34:00 <Longie> student, i didnt see it, what was it?
34:00 <stebie> ummm
34:00 <Student> Longie: what are your favorite pornt actor and actoress?
34:00 <Sausages> Longie do you think an IRC chick is more approachable for sex than a oasisactive chick?
35:00 <Student> ummm stebie :P
35:00 <ThirteenthOrder> FUUU- stebie enters!
35:00 <stebie> i've been here all your life
35:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Fact: Andrew Lovett is a rapist... Old news :D
35:00 <Sausages> sgt-splode left to whack off on thatgirltyarne
36:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Sounds like he should have listened to the Elders like Aunty Goonface
36:00 <Student> River: welcome River 8
36:00 <Student> :P
36:00 <Student> ummm
36:00 <Student> Longie: ummm
37:00 <Longie> Sausages, probably, beause irc chicks talk and oasis chicks would base you on your photo
37:00 <x_x> mel BURN.
37:00 <Longie> Student, i dont haev a favourite porn actor and actoress
37:00 <Student> Longie: ummm
37:00 <x_x> mmm, foods.
37:00 <Student> Longie: i am glad to see you are not DRUNK tonight :P
38:00 <Longie> i would be if i had beer
38:00 <Longie> but im too lazy to get it
38:00 <stebie> get a bar fridge
38:00 <Longie> i use my normal fridge as a barfridge
38:00 <Longie> and i live on my own so its never full
38:00 <stebie> win
39:00 <stebie> fill it with beer
39:00 <Longie> its a 500litre one
39:00 <Longie> it fits a case nicely
39:00 <Longie> with all my food obviously
39:00 <stebie> \m/
39:00 <Longie> :D
39:00 <stebie> which isn't much? :P
39:00 <Longie> haha
39:00 <Longie> not really
39:00 <Longie> most of my foods in the freezer and cupboard
39:00 <x_x> mmm cupboard
40:00 <Student> ummm
40:00 <x_x> i mean food
40:00 <stebie> lol
40:00 <Student> Longie: what is the majority of your FOOD population consists of?
40:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Wow... Hyper magazine accepts freelance stuff
40:00 <stebie> microwave dinners ftw/ftl
40:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Then again
40:00 <ThirteenthOrder> how many people actually still read hyper
40:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i live wholly on birdseed and wheatgrass
40:00 <ThirteenthOrder> given the fact that the internet has taken over.
41:00 <ThirteenthOrder> Hrm
41:00 <ThirteenthOrder> I need some work... lol
41:00 <River> night night all
41:00 <ShaneWatson> River
42:00 <ShaneWatson> you homo
42:00 <ShaneWatson> hows mandy?
44:00 <LARRYEMDUR> <ShaneWatson> hows mandy? lol sucker, i'm dating her, jealous much ? <----- what the hell ?
45:00 <x_x> ROFL
45:00 <x_x> Shane twatson
45:00 <x_x> HAHAHA.
45:00 <mpfplush> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
45:00 <Student> whatever is begun in anger ends in shame 
45:00 <Student> ummm
46:00 <Longie> he may be dating her
46:00 <Longie> woooooooooooo
46:00 <Longie> whos mandy?
46:00 <Student> ummm
46:00 <LARRYEMDUR> BarbieIsASlut aka hungryhungryhippo
46:00 <Longie> oh ok
46:00 <Longie> she hot?
47:00 <Student> lol
47:00 <LARRYEMDUR> if ya dig fat goths sure
47:00 <Student> you are such a flurt 
47:00 <Student> ummm
47:00 <Longie> flirt
48:00 <Student> lol
48:00 <Student> flirt
48:00 <Student> ummm
48:00 <Student> it is about time you should get married Longie 
48:00 <Longie> hahahahahhaa
48:00 <stebie> lol
48:00 <Student> ok 
48:00 <Longie> damn tyois
49:00 <Student> ;)
49:00 <stebie> didn't see that happening
49:00 <Student> that was new
49:00 <Student> ummm
49:00 <Longie> oh
49:00 <Longie> haha
49:00 <x_x> this is a li.
49:00 <Longie> `unba n*!*@118.103.13E111.3BC927
50:00 <LARRYEMDUR> say
50:00 <Mayhem> only if he's cute and has a nice cock
51:00 <Mayhem> ummmWUT!?
51:00 <stebie> precisely
51:00 <Student> !!!
51:00 <stebie> hi Student
51:00 <Longie> wb
51:00 <Longie> and i dont want to get married yet
51:00 <Longie> give it another couple of years
51:00 <Student> make it 3 
51:00 <LARRYEMDUR> dog years ?
51:00 <Student> i like Odd 
51:00 <Longie> well, proposing in 2 or so
52:00 <Student> and hello stebie 
52:00 <LARRYEMDUR> Student believe me, you are very Odd
52:00 <Longie> and if she says no i'll throw her down the driveway
52:00 <Student> Longie: thank you 
52:00 <LARRYEMDUR> if she says no, lock her in ur dungeon
52:00 <Longie> dont thank me for throwing her down the driveway
52:00 <Longie> thats mean
52:00 <Student> Longie: that is not so manly 
52:00 <Student> ummm
52:00 <ShaneWatson> loll
52:00 <alch3my> hah
52:00 <Longie> fucken idiot
52:00 <LARRYEMDUR> what a wanker
52:00 <Longie> im not unbanning that
53:00 <LARRYEMDUR> double the ban for being a deliberate wanker
53:00 <alch3my> hah
53:00 <alch3my> ahh ;>
53:00 <Longie> the scary thing is, i dont think it's deliberate
53:00 <ShaneWatson> errr
53:00 <ShaneWatson> whats with these idiots!
53:00 <Longie> he either was dropped on his head or he dove out of bed as a kid
53:00 <LARRYEMDUR> well he is Indian
53:00 <Longie> then shouldnt he be saying 'discount' and 'isnt it' instead of 'ummm' ?
54:00 <LARRYEMDUR> or no short trips ...
54:00 <Longie> i dont understand that one :/
54:00 <LARRYEMDUR> as in being a taxi driver
54:00 <ShaneWatson> :P
54:00 <Skippii> omg
54:00 <Skippii> *moans*
54:00 <Longie> oh haha
54:00 <ShaneWatson> :D
54:00 <Longie> ive never heard the msay no short trips to me
54:00 <Sarah> UM MARRR
54:00 <Sarah> dannnnn
55:00 <Sarah> r u being racist
55:00 <Sarah> BAN URSELF
55:00 <Skippii> he is too
55:00 <LARRYEMDUR> ban Sarah for all caps
55:00 <alch3my> ban everyone for being here 
55:00 <Mayhem> BOO
55:00 <Skippii> hahahaa
55:00 <Sarah> caps abuse is more than 4 words
55:00 <ShaneWatson> B))P
55:00 <ShaneWatson> B()()Bs
55:00 <alch3my> b ( . ) ( . ) b s
55:00 <LARRYEMDUR> Mayhem is the new katatonic_kate with the request for cock pics
56:00 <Mayhem> i request the cock pics fucker
56:00 <Mayhem> not the other way around
56:00 <Mayhem> pics or ban naow
56:00 <LARRYEMDUR> Mayhem - maybe you should re-read it. ya stuffed that up
56:00 <alch3my> longie gave in
56:00 <Mayhem> pleh
57:00 <Student> :)
57:00 <SirSLy> oh
57:00 <SirSLy> that idiot is back
57:00 <LARRYEMDUR> Student are you dumber than you seem ?
57:00 <SirSLy> hi student
57:00 <SirSLy> errr
57:00 <SirSLy> :P
57:00 <Sarah> ermmm
57:00 <Student> SirSLy: let me check 
57:00 <Sarah> hmmm
57:00 <Longie> wasnt me
57:00 <SirSLy> lol
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