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00:11 <Serebii> 12:00am
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01:16 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
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02:32 <tr1p1ea> lol if i had a post pack here id almost be crazy enough to '
02:36 <tr1p1ea> actually send you on
02:39 <tr1p1ea> one*
02:44 <Sgt-Splode> If I had a rack, I'd be playing with it
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02:51 <tr1p1ea> shit yeh
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03:11 Quit: steve_aus ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
03:30 <Serebii> Sgt-Splode, no you wouldnt
03:52 <tr1p1ea> o he wouldnt have one, or no he wouldnt play with it?
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04:07 <Serebii> play with it
04:16 <Sgt-Splode> Well, that depends. See, never having a pair of female tits of my own to play with, if I suddenly grew a pair right now? Sure, I'd play with 'em.
04:43 <Serebii> if you had them all your life i mean
04:58 <tr1p1ea> why not?
05:07 <tr1p1ea> chix with big cans love em
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05:32 <Sgt-Splode> :oD
07:26 <Serebii> Sgt-Splode, being an IRC member im sure youve already got some man boobs anyway
07:39 <Sgt-Splode> I'm playing with them, Serebii
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11:36 <Pieter> i wish i had some fat on my tits
11:42 <Pieter> it would make my pecs look even bigger
11:54 <tr1p1ea> 'even bigger'
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12:07 <WiLd_TuRkeY> uer
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12:22 <tr1p1ea> YOU ARE VEN BIGGER
12:32 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :\
12:43 <Pieter> what ya mean
12:53 <WiLd_TuRkeY> LW 2
12:59 <tr1p1ea> ludwig
12:59 <WiLd_TuRkeY> she died :(
13:07 <Pieter> who?
13:15 <tr1p1ea> dyed*
13:19 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the chick in lethal weopon 2
13:23 <Pieter> oh hehe
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13:35 <Sgt-Splode> The chick with the bad Seth Efrican eccent?
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14:40 <Pieter> *nod*
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15:12 <Sgt-Splode> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000475/
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15:42 <Sgt-Splode> lol RoleplayGal25
15:43 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i use to be a registerd member imdb'
15:50 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@08cbcd0c.bigpond.net.au
16:12 <Sgt-Splode> I'm still a registered member, but I can't make forum-posts. Those motherfuckers want you to have made at least one purchase from their parent-company Amazon, within the last 12 months
16:20 <Sgt-Splode> Fucking corporate shit
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16:46 <tr1p1ea> effing CULLS
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17:44 <pervert> suck my dick
17:59 <Sgt-Splode> Ok, but you have to promise to buy me drinks tomorrow
18:38 * Sgt-Splode bends down, unzips pervert's pants ... and rubs Dencorub on his genitals
19:19 <tr1p1ea> suck your own dick pervert you fuck
19:55 <Sgt-Splode> "Would if I could!"
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20:01 <CripLa> yeska
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21:28 <Incorruptible> Evening guys
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21:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@08cbcd0c.bigpond.net.au
21:36 Kick: paul_banks was kicked by ChanOP (This is not a troll channel, learn that and the rules and I will remove the ban)
21:40 <Sgt-Splode> LOL
21:50 <Incorruptible> Ahahaha what'd he do this time.
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23:37 Quit: stalemate ([email protected]) EOF from client
24:31 * Rocket yawns
24:41 <macosx> dont
24:41 * Sgt-Splode shoves his cock in Rocket's mouth
24:58 <Rocket> Sgt-Splode grow up
25:19 <bluetrain> you really shouldn't do that with rooster their feathers could tickle his tonsels
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25:48 <bluetrain> and then you'd have a very big mess to clean up
25:49 Quit: Netz ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
26:10 Quit: sandraa ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
26:38 <WiLd_TuRkeY> LOL
26:59 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sup Sgt-Splode
27:08 <Sgt-Splode> Sorry Rocket, couldn't resist. I mean, your mouth was open and glistening with saliva just begging to be put to better-use
27:08 <WiLd_TuRkeY> whats happening conrad
27:11 <Sgt-Splode> O HAI WiLd_TuRkeY
27:23 <Pieter> woo me!
27:33 <Pieter> Ooooooooooohhh Pieterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
27:38 <Pieter> WooooooooooWWWOWwwwwwwwwwwwwww
27:42 <Mayhem> yaayyyy Pieter!!! :D :D
27:45 <bluetrain> Pieter... it's been like AGES
27:46 <Pieter> w0000 meee!
27:48 <Pieter> :)))
27:51 <Pieter> ayye?
27:54 <Pieter> what ya mean?
27:59 <bluetrain> since I've seen you
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28:02 <Mayhem> uh why r we wooing u? o_O
28:12 <Pieter> cos you luv me!
28:18 <Mayhem> wooooooo Pieter!! ^_^
28:20 <Pieter> whos you bluetrain?
28:26 <Pieter> mg
28:28 <Pieter> ?
28:35 Quit: _cia_ ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
28:48 <bluetrain> hmmm, who am I... this could go on for ages... such a philosophical question
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29:38 <bluetrain> though time wise, think it's been over a year since I've been on irc
29:47 <Sgt-Splode> :oO
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30:34 <bluetrain> Pieter... mg sounds right
30:57 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i just had a wet fart
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31:31 <bluetrain> let's see who else do I know on here
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31:51 <CripLa> who won jjj hotest 100 ?:
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31:57 <Sgt-Splode> I did.
32:01 <CripLa> sif u did
32:06 <CripLa> :)
32:21 <bluetrain> He had to set himself on fire to do it though
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32:45 <bluetrain> he handed out hotdogs and marshmallows so most didn't complain
32:56 Quit: Marco ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by mark)
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33:20 <Sgt-Splode> It's true. My arm still hurts from burning
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33:54 <bluetrain> takes out some sauve from first aid kit and applies it to Sgt's arm
33:56 <CripLa> darn it was mumford and sons
33:58 <CripLa> :(
34:05 <bluetrain> wraps it up in bandages... and gives him a pain killer.
34:17 Quit: princehrnyme ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
34:20 * Sgt-Splode cries because the "painkiller" was actually Viagra
34:24 * Rocket yawns
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34:27 <WiLd_TuRkeY> will u be my g/f
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34:40 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i will love u til death does us part
34:41 <bluetrain> looks at the bottle... nope Ritilan
34:55 <bluetrain> cut with sleeping pills
35:05 <Rocket> lol CripLa still here
35:10 <bluetrain> after a few minutes you should be typing with disgraphia
35:10 <WiLd_TuRkeY> our love grows strong each day as we make the journey
35:20 <bluetrain> Wild_Turkey whom are you courting?
35:30 <CripLa> heya rocket
35:39 <Rocket> LOL
36:21 <Sgt-Splode> I'd love to try Viagra, but I couldn't just go up to my doctor (who's this kindly, old-fashioned, 80 year old guy who just doesn't know how to retire) and say to him, "uh ... yeah, I have a new girlfriend" (a lie) "and I've been having problems in THAT department."
36:55 <bluetrain> if you aren't careful you'll end up with the opposite problem
36:57 <Incorruptible> Go to a different doctor then..
37:06 <bluetrain> though that can cause impotence
37:12 <WiLd_TuRkeY> our love grows stronger and stronger everyday
37:23 <Rocket> how come you're still on here CripLa I thought, you left, IRC
37:24 <bluetrain> Wild_turkey you must be DRINKING again
37:28 <Bastard> Sgt-Splode just feed him some bullshit. tell him you just got a job as a porn star and need to keep it up for 7 hours a day
37:33 <Sgt-Splode> hahaha!
37:52 <bluetrain> Bastard, but that's the truth, he'd never believe it
37:56 <CripLa> I did ?
38:06 <CripLa> i must have been reaching for another burger or a bong
38:08 <CripLa> sif i left
38:13 <bluetrain> dont worry Cripla... Rocket's projecting
38:13 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i <3 u honey
38:30 <Rocket> other bong?
38:32 <CripLa> ty for your astral projections young Rocket
38:55 <Pieter> heh
39:07 <WiLd_TuRkeY> is masterbation a sin?
39:08 <Rocket> I'm proberly more older then you are CripLa
39:08 <Pieter> Sgt-Splode: try cialis
39:10 <macosx> ro
39:22 <Rocket> what a stupid qestion
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39:29 <Sgt-Splode> Pieter, got any spare?
39:32 <Rocket> is masterbatetion a sin?
39:32 <CripLa> im proberbly far more sexier !
39:33 <Rocket> :/
39:36 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol
39:40 <Pieter> Sgt-Splode: my ex's old housemate works at a gp and she got me sample packs... the shit makes ya hard even after ya blow
39:47 <Pieter> ya wont lose ya hard on for atleast 24hrs
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39:56 <Pieter> i had to tape my doodle to my stomach
40:00 <^pHANTOM^> hahha
40:03 <CripLa> hhahhhhHAH
40:04 <SupaNova> what
40:05 <Pieter> cos i had work the next day
40:05 <bluetrain> masterbation isn't a sin... it was that Oned spilled the seed that was intended on passing because it would be considered his brothers
40:13 <Sgt-Splode> Intriguing ... I wouldn't even have to worry about hiding my hardon. You couldn't see it past my expansive stomach
40:14 <Pieter> it hurts
40:16 <bluetrain> so the actual sin was "Greed" not masturbation
40:19 <Pieter> prob cos im not imputant
40:31 <Pieter> so yeh, it hurt shitloads
40:34 <Rocket> When I masterbated I blow my load over CripLa boddy
40:36 <Pieter> the blood just wouldnt leave my doodle
40:37 <Rocket> :D
40:43 <WiLd_TuRkeY> TMZ
40:45 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ch99
40:47 <WiLd_TuRkeY> now
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40:56 <CripLa> ewwwww stalker
40:58 <bluetrain> oh Pieter... sounds bad, more than 4 hours?
41:14 <WiLd_TuRkeY> fuck i want foxtel but my parents wont have a bar of paytv anymore to many ads and repeated movies
41:15 <bluetrain> after 4 hours they consider that an emergency room visit
41:15 <Sgt-Splode> WiLd_TuRkeY, did Brittany Murphy die again?
41:16 Quit: AusO ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
41:31 <CripLa> rocket : is that you jason ?
41:34 <Sgt-Splode> If I recall, longer than 4 hours and you risk serious damage
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41:40 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> lol how can you have erection probs with a nickname like sergeant splode?
41:46 <Rocket> no
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41:52 <Rocket> Rob
41:54 Quit: GranTourismo-S ([email protected]) Quit:
41:55 <Rocket> :]
41:57 <bluetrain> Panfried... ever hear the term "misnomer"
42:01 <Sgt-Splode> lol
42:03 <CripLa> gambling addict rob ?
42:08 <bluetrain> or maybe "delusions of grandeur"
42:10 <CripLa> too many rob's
42:13 <WiLd_TuRkeY> polydrug use Sgt-Splode u cant use barbicatrics together
42:14 <Rocket> LOL
42:22 <bluetrain> or even "wishful thinking"
42:27 <CripLa> BINGO !
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42:34 <Rocket> Masterbation okay too a point but all the time, is stupid
42:41 <Rocket> it might fall off
42:49 <CripLa> sif it falls off
42:59 <Rocket> Bong?
43:13 <CripLa> daily mastubation drops your chances of prostate cancer by uoto 80% (proven)
43:16 <Rocket> Where did you put mine Crip
43:21 <ZeroFragment> read the names of the mens doubles players on channel 7 atm
43:24 <CripLa> i hocked your bong
43:24 <ZeroFragment> BUT/RAM
43:27 <ZeroFragment> hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
43:27 <CripLa> and your dregs
43:31 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hahahahahaha
43:32 <bluetrain> Cripla and swallowing come decreases your chance of diabetes
43:37 <CripLa> ewwwwwwwwwww
43:40 <Sgt-Splode> Pubococcus flexes (kegels) reduce your chances of prostate cancer, even-further
43:51 <CripLa> prostate milking ?
43:53 <Sgt-Splode> lol ZeroFragment
43:58 <ZeroFragment> haha
44:16 Quit: mr^RX8 ([email protected]) Quit:
44:21 <Sgt-Splode> Surely they can't be serious? Are those really the abbreviations the channel decided to use?
44:26 <CripLa> http://www.prostatepleasureguide.com/ - lol
44:26 <bluetrain> sorry, I'm a librarian... full of useful perhaps to one person... information, due to day to day answering of questions.
44:27 <Sgt-Splode> BUT/RAM
44:36 <ZeroFragment> haha yeah man
44:38 <Sgt-Splode> bluetrain, are you Conan the Librarian?
44:40 <ZeroFragment> funny as take a look
44:48 <pervert> KING KONG
44:49 <bluetrain> no it's Canon the Librarian
44:52 <bluetrain> like the copy machine
45:04 * Sgt-Splode reaches over to turn on the television ... but decides that's probably not the best of ideas, with others asleep in the house
45:08 <CripLa> "Prostate milking is quickly becoming the preferred method of orgasm for
45:09 <CripLa> literally tens of thousands of men. If done correctly the prostate milking or
45:09 <CripLa> prostate orgasms can be extremely intense-up to 400% stronger and last up
45:09 <CripLa> to 5 minutes."
45:09 <Rocket> http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare <-- Crip
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45:16 <Sgt-Splode> ...
45:18 <CripLa> rofl
45:24 <ZeroFragment> gotta love a good but ram
45:27 <bluetrain> yeah but you know you should wear gloves
45:31 <Sgt-Splode> BUT/RAM gives you a prostate orgasm
45:34 <wingdings> hahaha led zeppelin kicksass
45:34 <bluetrain> right... cause that could be really shitty
45:40 <ZeroFragment> i've heard of prostate orgasms are considerable stronger than penis based
45:44 <ZeroFragment> never tried though
45:56 <Sgt-Splode> I don't know. Seems kinda gay
46:10 <wingdings> who agrees cmon ?
46:16 <bluetrain> that's if you get someone else to do it for you Sgt
46:23 <Sgt-Splode> hahahaha Rocket @ that site - my God, I haven't seen that Flash since about 2002!!!
46:24 <bluetrain> er some other GUY to do it for you
47:04 <wingdings> hahahaha
47:07 <Rocket> hahahah Sgt-Splode
47:13 <wingdings> HAHAHAHAHA
47:17 <bluetrain> If you find a female willing... better um... [oh great I ran out of time on the meter for this sarcasitic brain implant]
47:26 <Sgt-Splode> I used to frequent albinoblacksheep .... that site was da SHIZZNIT
47:28 <Rocket> I bet you most of these people clicked on it
47:41 <wingdings> clicked what /
47:42 <wingdings> ?
47:45 <Rocket> http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/youare
47:46 <ZeroFragment> i haven't gone to that site yet
47:49 <ZeroFragment> didn't even see it earlier
47:52 Part: Incorruptible ([email protected]) from #melbourne
47:53 <ZeroFragment> before i look
47:54 Quit: bfxr6 ([email protected]) Quit:
47:55 <ZeroFragment> what is it?
47:59 <Rocket> Look
48:02 <WiLd_TuRkeY> barbiturates
48:05 <wingdings> You Are an Idiot ?
48:07 <Sgt-Splode> It's a Flash movie with people laughing and singing, "you are an idiot!"
48:07 <CripLa> http://www.prostate-massage-and-health.com/prostate-massage.html
48:08 <wingdings> oh man
48:15 <ZeroFragment> meh cbf
48:17 <wingdings> ;o
48:19 <CripLa> there's some fucked up shit on the net
48:26 <wingdings> lame
48:29 <Sgt-Splode> CripLa, you're showing us some of it.
48:35 <CripLa> exactly
49:02 <Sgt-Splode> lol reminds me of Pain Series at Encyclopedia Dramatica
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49:54 <wingdings> fuck i'd kill for a ciggie
50:19 Quit: Mr_Me ([email protected]) Quit:
50:26 <Warlock> CripLa: have you tried the penis massage ?
50:27 <wingdings> :)
50:55 Quit: _PiTbUlL ([email protected]) Connection reset by peer
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51:05 <Sgt-Splode> http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/0/1/01fa647db313e4dc57de2cd48dc0141a.jpg <---- you would
51:07 <Rocket> here Look at this one
51:08 <Rocket> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbzAMxeI7_8
51:35 <Sgt-Splode> lol Achmed
51:37 <ZeroFragment> that black chick has nice tits
51:42 <Rocket> hahhahhahahahahhahahahaha
51:46 <ZeroFragment> if she was WHITE
51:51 * bluetrain sings You spine me right round baby right round like a record baby round round
51:55 <Rocket> I Kill you
51:58 <bluetrain> heheh SPINE?
51:59 <Rocket> I kill you
52:00 <ZeroFragment> hate fuzz heads
52:00 <Rocket> LOL
52:07 <wingdings> err thats a bit 2 years ago Rocket
52:12 <Rocket> acflem lol
52:13 <bluetrain> I love typos
52:15 <ZeroFragment> achmed the dead terrorist is fkn great
52:19 <ZeroFragment> but old as now
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52:23 <Sgt-Splode> I think I scrambled Rocket's brain, earlier.
52:28 * WiLd_TuRkeY takes the drugs bluetrain is taking
52:38 <wingdings> yeah sure great if you like getting sucked into jewish youtube videos and websites faggot
52:54 <Bandicoot> Sgt-Splode hows it
52:59 <Ari`Gold> fk the jews
52:59 <Rocket> its comedy
53:01 * bluetrain sings I'm on the drug, I'm on the drung, I'm on the drug that killed river phoenix
53:02 <wingdings> no shit
53:13 <CripLa> did anyone go to the rainbow serpent festival this year ?>
53:13 <wingdings> i hate jews
53:16 <wingdings> this isn't America
53:17 <CripLa> all you all chicken shits ?>
53:18 <wingdings> like wtf ?
53:19 <Sgt-Splode> Oh, it could be better ... but it could certainly be worse!
53:21 <bluetrain> STop all this HATING
53:34 <Pieter> hehe @ the nick wingdings
53:37 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> heh, while 10 are boasting about showing ep 1 of House soon
53:39 <bluetrain> What do you mean... this isn't MELBOURNE, FLORIDA?
53:39 <Sgt-Splode> If you want to know what it was like for Haitians, open Internet Explorer and hold down the F11 key.
53:40 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/5309477/House_S06E11_PROPER_720p_HDTV_x264-2HD-%5Btracker.BTARENA.org%5D
53:40 <Pieter> is that the chicken wings wingdings
53:42 <Pieter> or the font?
53:43 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> 11 just came out
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53:49 <wingdings> the font
53:59 <Pieter> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon: Ill just wait until its on tv :p
54:00 <Ari`Gold> font fuckwit
54:04 <wingdings> fuck off
54:07 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> wait what? 4 months?
54:08 <Ari`Gold> pieter: u sure could get dumber
54:09 <Ari`Gold> couldnt u fuckwit
54:10 <Pieter> ya mums a fuckwit
54:13 <Ari`Gold> u smackhead
54:17 <Pieter> err
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54:19 <Ari`Gold> ya mothers a pub slut
54:20 <wingdings> dam straight
54:22 <Pieter> it was a fucking normal question
54:23 <Pieter> goose.
54:24 <Ari`Gold> strippin on pool tables for scooners
54:24 <wingdings> im a smackhead
54:25 <Bandicoot> ya mothers a nice lady
54:26 <Ari`Gold> that dumb slut
54:28 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> even if it was on tv tonight, i'd rather watch it without ads
54:31 <Sgt-Splode> Mmm, pool-table strippers
54:34 <Mz-HighClass> wowowowowoww
54:35 <Pieter> Ari`Gold is [email protected] * CPE-124-179-226-74.lns5.lon.bigpond.net.au
54:36 Kick: Ari`Gold was kicked by ChanOP ([Ice_Flare] just get over it)
54:40 <Mz-HighClass> guys calmm down
54:47 <Bandicoot> Sgt-Splode what have you been spending your hard earned money on?
54:51 <Bandicoot> not poker i hope
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55:00 <Rocket> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqgfvuo-9iY&feature=related
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55:04 <chubrob> typicle
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55:25 <Sgt-Splode> lol Bandicoot, probably best not to discuss that at the moment. My agent will give you the details later.
55:39 <wingdings> lol
56:00 <ExhibGirl666> is it allowed to sunbake all nude at st kilda beach?
56:09 <wingdings> yep
56:19 <Pieter> Im off to bed
56:20 <ExhibGirl666> really?
56:23 <wingdings> yep
56:24 <ExhibGirl666> ok
56:24 <Pieter> have a great night peoples:))
56:25 <ExhibGirl666> bye
56:32 <Bandicoot> Pieter bout fuckin time
56:34 <bluetrain> races Pieter to sleep
56:36 <Rocket> show your boobies too a cop, see what happends
56:38 <Rocket> LOL
56:43 <Pieter> :p bluetrain
56:46 <ExhibGirl666> ok
56:49 <Bandicoot> Pieter has been on irc continuously since 9am today
56:49 <Pieter> talk to yas when i get home
56:50 <Pieter> nite
56:53 <bluetrain> bye everyone... nice using your words to make comments.
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57:02 <ExhibGirl666> ok
57:09 <Pieter> Bandicoot: its called a perm connection... you'd know about it if you werent so cheap
57:15 <Pieter> but your mums house your mums rules eh
57:16 <Sgt-Splode> Gute nacht bluetrain!
57:22 <Pieter> one of the downfalls being a 15 year old
57:24 <bluetrain> Sgt_splode don't ever change... I may lose half my material
57:27 <Pieter> niteeeeeeeeee peoples:))
57:29 <Sgt-Splode> hah
58:12 <Sgt-Splode> Well, I can't see myself winning the World Series of Poker anytime-soon and purchasing myself a life, so your jokes are in good hands
58:32 <Pieter> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon: house is on chan 10
58:35 <Pieter> anyways
58:37 <Pieter> *gone*
58:55 <bluetrain> ooh nice caboose
58:55 <Sgt-Splode> Full House?
59:30 <macosx> http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs158.snc3/18558_268300549827_104285519827_3211363_1043409_n.jpg
59:31 <macosx> BANG
59:41 <Mz-HighClass> hmmm
59:54 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> splode, he was saying he'd prefer to wait until 10 airs eps, rather than leeching
59:58 <Sgt-Splode> macosx, who's the fag on the left doing a Trent Reznor impersonation?
00:07 <macosx> me
00:08 <macosx> LOL
00:10 <Sgt-Splode> Oh
00:12 <macosx> i wasnt high
00:15 <macosx> ...
00:17 <Sgt-Splode> Erm ... well, then. Carry on!
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00:29 <macosx> trent reznor?
00:30 <macosx> ol
00:31 <macosx> wtf
00:38 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sux my dick macosx
00:46 <macosx> i wish i was as big as that cunt atm
00:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@a586adaa.tpgi.com.au
00:47 Kick: macosx was kicked by ChanOP ((Daniel) No C word or any of its variations)
00:59 <Sgt-Splode> I admit, I look worse. I'm as ugly as a hatful of assholes and fat, to boot ... but I'm sure not going to post pictures of myself looking like Guy LeDouche
01:43 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> though you said you looked like pee wee herman compared to that epic fat drummer
01:44 <wingdings> Sgt-Splode, Do you know Gorman by any chance mate ?
01:49 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> how big would he be? 180kg?
01:59 <Sgt-Splode> lol
02:13 <PandasDontDrive> how the fuck did i become a fan of tooweys platinum on facebook
02:17 <PandasDontDrive> and some hippy page
02:26 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> tooheys platinum!
02:36 <PandasDontDrive> is it any good?
02:37 <WiLd_TuRkeY> AS Australia Day celebrations wind down, 89 people in NSW have been charged mostly for drunken behaviour, police say.
02:41 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> nup.
02:46 <PandasDontDrive> on the hippy page i posted 'Joshua Blackwood kill yourselves you're idiots'
02:48 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> watery 6.5% lager
02:54 <PandasDontDrive> yuck
02:59 <PandasDontDrive> 6.5
03:01 <PandasDontDrive> lol
03:20 <Sgt-Splode> Gene Hoglan is a fucking mammoth ... and yeah, thankfully I'm nowhere-near as fat as he is
03:30 <Sgt-Splode> ... as for Gorman? Thank God I don't know that degenerate fucktard
03:33 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> nah i meant the jazz dude on that organ youtube
03:51 <Sgt-Splode> Oh
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03:58 <Sgt-Splode> Well ... I'm nowhere near HIS size, either
04:01 <wingdings> my sisters havin a tantrum
04:04 <wingdings> hah
04:06 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> that one is bigger than hoglan
04:09 <Sgt-Splode> wingdings, stick your cock in her mouth.
04:16 <wingdings> immature little brat
04:26 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
04:27 <WiLd_TuRkeY> can i fuck ur sister wingdings
04:31 <PandasDontDrive> HAHAHA
04:36 <wingdings> yer $10
04:39 <wingdings> k?
04:39 <PandasDontDrive> watch the gulls frenzy
04:40 <Sgt-Splode> Sold!
04:40 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :p
04:43 <wingdings> sold
04:53 * Sgt-Splode uses his profits from playing at Poker Stars tonight to fuck wingdings' sister
04:54 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> http://i.ytimg.com/vi/PQkR-MRMOzk/0.jpg
04:59 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> not the fattest drummer, but chunky
05:04 <wingdings> i only take $10 notes
05:08 <PandasDontDrive> i havent been on PS for a while
05:15 <PandasDontDrive> ever since i wasted all my play money
05:18 <Sgt-Splode> lol
05:25 <PandasDontDrive> i think i have a few k
05:29 <Sgt-Splode> I'm Mr. Fucking High-Roller at the moment, lol
05:29 <wingdings> k
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05:41 <PandasDontDrive> real money or play?
05:59 <ZeroFragment> you love it when that guy drums hard PandasDontDrive
06:01 <PandasDontDrive> give me 40k play money n ill have 500k in half an hour
06:04 <ZeroFragment> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon*
06:08 <Sgt-Splode> Real money ... sadly, not *much* real money ... about $320
06:17 <PandasDontDrive> cool
06:19 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> he does go hard, playing for scott henderson
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06:23 <PandasDontDrive> i get bored with real money
06:26 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> you'd think a fat dude couldnt pull off that stuff
06:31 <+Ice_Flare> PandasDontDrive: But yet...you do?
06:35 <Sgt-Splode> Funny, I get bored with play-money. haha
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06:54 <PandasDontDrive> i do what?
07:07 <Sgt-Splode> But yet...you do?
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07:09 <+Ice_Flare> PandasDontDrive: drive
07:09 <+Ice_Flare> =P
07:13 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
07:19 <+Ice_Flare> Its just....side on
07:20 <+Ice_Flare> o_O
07:24 <PandasDontDrive> woot
07:28 <PandasDontDrive> upside down
07:47 <PandasDontDrive> did you have a good Kebab Day bro?
07:54 <PandasDontDrive> Habib Day lol
08:02 <+Ice_Flare> Lol.
08:03 <+Ice_Flare> Habib day?
08:05 <+Ice_Flare> xD
08:12 <+Ice_Flare> Nah...it wasnt fully sick..sorry
08:13 <+Ice_Flare> =(
08:14 <PandasDontDrive> Babu Day (for the indians)
08:15 <PandasDontDrive> aaww
08:24 <PandasDontDrive> yeah i skip australia day as a holiday
08:27 <+Ice_Flare> I spent 3/4's of the day driving home
08:29 <+Ice_Flare> zzzz..
08:31 <PandasDontDrive> :(
08:34 <CripLa> im soooo ordering tickets to see the prodigy when they come here later this year
08:39 <CripLa> who's with me ?
08:42 <+Ice_Flare> Negative.
08:51 <PandasDontDrive> ^
08:52 <CripLa> Ice_Flare : noh way
08:55 <+Ice_Flare> just aint the same man
08:56 <+Ice_Flare> =/
08:58 <Sgt-Splode> Will it get me laid?
09:07 <PandasDontDrive> can i root you CripLa?
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09:13 <CripLa> only if your female
09:14 <CripLa> yes
09:20 <PandasDontDrive> you can be the female
09:27 <CripLa> im sick of being the female
09:32 <+Ice_Flare> ^ lol
09:34 <CripLa> its your turn
09:42 * Sgt-Splode borrows some of Pieter's Cialis
09:48 <PandasDontDrive> but afterwards ill attatch jumper cables to your nipples and ZZzzzZzzZzzzz
09:48 <Sgt-Splode> Bend over, Crip
09:54 <demon`> chanops having a boohoo
09:59 <CripLa> DANDY !
10:04 <+Ice_Flare> demon`: meh.
10:23 <WiLd_TuRkeY> meh
10:39 <PandasDontDrive> who would leave irc if they won 10 million dollars?
10:43 <Sgt-Splode> Yes.
10:47 <WiLd_TuRkeY> me
10:50 <bluetrain> you'd PAY me to leave irc?
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10:53 <PandasDontDrive> me
10:54 <WiLd_TuRkeY> id set up a IRC
10:59 <PandasDontDrive> lol
11:08 <bluetrain> does that mean I'd have to leave meebo.com too?
11:09 <PandasDontDrive> start a resort for ircers?
11:16 <PandasDontDrive> a Horror Holiday resort
11:45 <WiLd_TuRkeY> aussie panties
11:45 <PandasDontDrive> id shove it in my "friends" faces and laugh in their faces too
11:57 <PandasDontDrive> then fuck off overseas on a perminent holiday lol
12:13 <PandasDontDrive> maybe pay to have one of them wacked.
12:18 <bluetrain> I wouldn't leave if I won it... but might leave if someone paid me that much to leave... if I could get permission from someone else as I'd be using it for ...
12:20 <PandasDontDrive> just for a laugh.
12:22 <bluetrain> now you got me dreaming
12:42 <PandasDontDrive> id have so many people killed
12:50 <PandasDontDrive> while im living in some non extradition country
12:54 <PandasDontDrive> sipping daquiris
12:59 <wingdings> haha
13:04 <bluetrain> oh great now I'm thinking of "Breakfast in America"
13:05 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hahahaha
13:13 <PandasDontDrive> fucking trans sexual whores and giving them poisoned water
13:15 <bluetrain> and cannot remember the stupid thing they wanted for breakfast
13:23 Nick: demon` is now known as demon`sleep
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13:33 <Sgt-Splode> lol <PandasDontDrive> fucking trans sexual whores and giving them poisoned water
13:36 <Sgt-Splode> You love the cock
13:38 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
13:46 <demon`sleep> night all
13:50 <bluetrain> again with the roosters
13:52 <demon`sleep> happy end of aus day
13:59 <PandasDontDrive> my cock's for every orafice
14:02 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hahahaha
14:03 <bluetrain> was the day good?
14:08 <PandasDontDrive> night demon`sleep
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14:11 <PandasDontDrive> happy Babu Day
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14:17 <wingdings> you want cocks in ur mouth PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon
14:19 <wingdings> PandasDontDrive
14:20 <Scramble> coltrane bluetrain
14:20 <wingdings> haha
14:22 <PandasDontDrive> LOL!
14:24 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
14:27 <wingdings> PandasDontDrive, cock in ur mouth
14:30 <PandasDontDrive> nice tabmistake
14:33 <Sgt-Splode> hahahaha wingdings
14:38 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im going to ask sandra to marry me
14:40 <bluetrain> Scramble... no, but if you hum a few bars...
14:43 <Sgt-Splode> `topic #Melbourne <wingdings> you want cocks in ur mouth PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon
14:46 <PandasDontDrive> lol WiLd_TuRkeY
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14:50 <PandasDontDrive> LOL Sgt-Splode
14:57 <bluetrain> this room makes me hungry and thirsty
15:03 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> blue train is one of the first coltrane albums i heard
15:07 <Sgt-Splode> haha still laughing
15:11 <PandasDontDrive> same
15:13 <PandasDontDrive> i cant stop
15:26 <PandasDontDrive> only hungry and thirsty?
15:28 <bluetrain> I must leave... sigh... I have to work in less than 4 hours
15:32 <PandasDontDrive> this room makes me want to kill people.
15:36 <wingdings> this room makes me hungry for cock
15:41 <bluetrain> Pandas... well to be honest... I should be redtrain tonight
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15:45 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
15:51 <bluetrain> and be singing the Red Serenade
16:00 <bluetrain> but I've been on my best behavior
16:04 <PandasDontDrive> you can serenade me anyday
16:07 <Sgt-Splode> This room clears up my immune-system thereby making me play better at this Poker Stars table at, which makes NO FUCKING SENSE THIS COMMENT MAKES NONE
16:24 <PandasDontDrive> haha Sgt-Splode that's so patrick bateman
16:27 <Sgt-Splode> lol
16:31 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> love you brisbane
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16:41 <bluetrain> some one check his batteries for corrosian
16:49 <bluetrain> ugh I'm so used to a chat that does spell checking
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17:31 <PandasDontDrive> im watching some technicolor movie on abc and wishing i had access to a time machine so i could arrive on the set and set off on a bloody ramage with an ax, hacking the stupid actors in the face
17:49 <Sgt-Splode> PandasDontDrive, that makes me harder than Pieter overdosing on Cialis.
17:55 <PandasDontDrive> there are spell-checking chats?
18:13 <PandasDontDrive> i just want a chat that will give me a check for my drug habbits
18:16 <PandasDontDrive> jk lol
18:42 <PandasDontDrive> i WISH pieter would overdose on something, cyanide, cock, bullet to the head.
18:48 <Sgt-Splode> Fuck yeah, halfway to Silver Star, bitches!
18:49 <PandasDontDrive> cock.
18:57 <PandasDontDrive> nice
19:21 <Sgt-Splode> lol at this NL Hold 'Em table I'm at, the board came four 7's. Guess who has an Ace?
19:33 <PandasDontDrive> plol
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19:37 <PandasDontDrive> im loading ps now
19:45 <PandasDontDrive> surprised i didnt have to install new version
19:56 <Sgt-Splode> :oD
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20:22 <PandasDontDrive> im Seraph Saynt but i have to sit at 5/10 tables sigh n build up a stack so i can hit 100/200s
20:23 <Sgt-Splode> If you have $10 real-money in your account, you can give me shit at Gryphia IV in observer-chat
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21:01 <PandasDontDrive> i have like a dollar
21:02 <PandasDontDrive> lol
21:06 <PandasDontDrive> or 80 cents
21:09 <PandasDontDrive> haha
21:19 <Sgt-Splode> That's probably for the best. It's an ADDICTION
21:21 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> you bet with real money? yikes
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21:37 <Bandicoot> i lost my house to pokerstars
21:44 <Sgt-Splode> Bought in with $50 about six weeks ago, YeahNah ... up to about $330 now
21:46 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@08cbcd0c.bigpond.net.au
21:48 <Sgt-Splode> Not exactly WSOP money
21:48 <CripLa> lol Bandicoot
21:51 <Sgt-Splode> ... but it keeps me amused
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22:17 <wingdings> those online sites scam
22:23 <Scramble> phil ivey won 350k at crown last night
22:37 <wingdings> whos phil ivey ?
22:37 <Sgt-Splode> Of course, wingdings. People use Ventrilo to talk to each-other via headset and tell them their hands
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22:56 <Sgt-Splode> ... but I look at it this way: if I can beat a cheater? I've learned MORE from beating him than beating a donkey.
22:59 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :(
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23:21 <wingdings> u cant cheat
23:33 <Sgt-Splode> Phil Ivey. Professional poker player. Black. Considered to be the "Tiger Woods of Poker." Black. Won an astounding amount of money. Black.
23:42 <Scramble> hahaha
23:42 <Bandicoot> team of 8, all split the winnings
23:50 <Bandicoot> and push out the real player
23:59 <Sgt-Splode> Yes, well ... there's always that
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24:35 <Bandicoot> imagine walking into a casino like that
24:41 <Sgt-Splode> ... but I take solace in the fact that I always find out where each player is from (their city location is in brackets) ... sure, they may be lying, but it puts me at ease
24:50 <Bandicoot> lol
24:56 <Bandicoot> mine says im from Los Angeles
24:59 <Sgt-Splode> lol
25:17 <Sgt-Splode> Then you have fuck-all chance of playing in the ANZPT (Australia/New Zealand) freerolls. Sorry.
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25:23 <WiLd_TuRkeY> British prison inmates riot over no drugs
25:31 Quit: C_Is_For_Cookie ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
25:51 <WiLd_TuRkeY> MORE than a hundred inmates trashed a British prison and badly injured a guard with a pool cue during a violent riot.
25:58 Join: lexi16 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
26:07 <WiLd_TuRkeY> The Sun reported the gang of prisoners went on the rampage at privately-run Addiewell jail in Scotland at 7:30pm GMT Monday night, after being refused methadone by staff.
26:12 <Scramble> Sgt-Splode: what poker prog do you use?
26:18 <Sgt-Splode> Joker Stars
26:22 <Sgt-Splode> Poker Stars, lol
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26:29 <Sgt-Splode> WiLd_TuRkeY, they must have watched Natural Born Killers
26:32 <despina> 39 f melb
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26:43 <Sgt-Splode> Intriguing, despina ...
26:48 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i should get on methodone
26:59 <Sgt-Splode> Now that some people think you're a woman, watch your private-message boxes light up
27:29 <wingdings> what site this poker on Sgt-Splode ?
27:33 <Sgt-Splode> Poker Stars, lol
27:53 <wingdings> .com
28:00 <Sgt-Splode> "Don't be a fool. Wrap your tool." - makes for a great condom campaign slogan
28:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 24 beers , 48hrs
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29:13 Quit: mrsweet-sexy69 ([email protected]) EOF from client
29:49 <despina> bored 39 f melb chat anyone?
29:57 <Sgt-Splode> Damn elbow ... work, damn you, work!
30:21 <WiLd_TuRkeY> any kids despina
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31:44 <sandraa> breow
32:00 * Sgt-Splode points accusingly at sandraa, for no particular reason
32:06 <staffy> sandraa m8
32:09 <staffy> wanna pour me a jds
32:30 <sandraa> wtf is jds?
32:37 <ZeroFragment> gees say you're a female in here and expect probs 100 pm's
32:37 * sandraa smiles at Sgt-Splode
32:37 <ZeroFragment> lmao
32:44 <Bandicoot> mobile phones are such a waste
32:47 <Bandicoot> fkn 800
32:52 <Bandicoot> for a thing that calls ppl
33:11 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sandraa sandraa sandraa sandraa sandraa sandraa sandraa sandraa sandraa sandraa sandraa sandraa sandraa
33:14 <Sgt-Splode> Hey, don't look at me. I paid 65 bucks for a phone that lasted me 3 years
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33:28 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Jeffy
33:30 <sandraa> WiLd_TuRkeY :)
33:37 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sandraa :)
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33:39 <Bandicoot> sandraa would have an iphone
33:42 <Bandicoot> with all the gadgets
33:43 <ZeroFragment> i've got a 3gs
33:45 <Bandicoot> and whistles
33:45 <ZeroFragment> prooooo
33:54 <Bandicoot> 3gs what?
33:57 <ZeroFragment> 6gb data with tethering is sweettttt
33:58 <Jeffy> hmmm
34:02 <ZeroFragment> iphone 3gs......
34:11 <Bandicoot> is that 8gb
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34:17 <ZeroFragment> there is no 3gs at 8gb
34:21 <ZeroFragment> only 16 or 32
34:22 <Bandicoot> 32gb?
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34:26 <ZeroFragment> i have a 32
34:37 <Bandicoot> 50 bux on a plan?
34:40 <ZeroFragment> lol 50 bux
34:41 <ZeroFragment> no
34:48 <Bandicoot> 199 bux?
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35:01 <ZeroFragment> i pay 144 a month on a business cap
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35:12 <ZeroFragment> 99 timeless = unlimited calls/txt/mms/video etc
35:18 <staffy> pop a cat in yo ass
35:18 <Bandicoot> does that include $10,000 worth of monthly calls?
35:20 <ZeroFragment> 6gb data and free tethering
35:27 <ZeroFragment> Bandicoot, it's unlimited.
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35:36 <Bandicoot> ok
35:42 <Bandicoot> unlimited to all mobiles?
35:45 <ZeroFragment> Yes.
35:47 <demon`sleep> staffy
35:47 <ZeroFragment> And landlines
35:49 <Bandicoot> which provider?
35:51 <ZeroFragment> Optus
35:52 <demon`sleep> you still here?
35:58 <Bandicoot> whats tethering
35:58 <Jeffy> lol.
36:03 <ZeroFragment> 3g coverage is extremely crappy though
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36:13 <ZeroFragment> but when you get good reception it's like 700kb/s download speed
36:26 <ZeroFragment> tethering is where you use the mobile phone, and the data plan for the phone as wireless broadband
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36:36 <ZeroFragment> using either bluetooth or usb to a pc/laptop etc
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41:11 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sandraa
41:18 <sandraa> eys?
41:20 <sandraa> yes?
41:21 <sandraa> *
41:23 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sandraa
41:24 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sandraa
41:26 <sandraa> wat
41:29 <Bandicoot> sandraa
41:29 <sandraa> ?
41:32 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
41:37 <sandraa> what?
41:38 <sandraa> lol
41:41 <sandraa> yes thats my name
41:41 <Bandicoot> what?
41:43 <Bandicoot> sandraa
41:44 <sandraa> :P
41:45 <sandraa> lol
41:46 <Bandicoot> what u want
41:52 <sandraa> ur saying my name
41:56 <Bandicoot> no
41:58 <ANDY> hello sandra
41:59 <Bandicoot> you asked me what
42:01 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im watching The Bachelor
42:07 <WiLd_TuRkeY> his such a tool
42:16 <Bandicoot> you are jealous
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42:59 <Bandicoot> Im starting up a new business
43:06 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 0i had a dream the other week about maccas sandraa
43:11 <staffy> sandraa
43:22 <staffy> wanna polish ya nails against me knob?
43:33 <Bandicoot> lol
43:35 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i dreamt i was cleaning the tables in the resturant
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44:04 <sandraa> staffy u make me sick
44:09 <sandraa> WiLd_TuRkeY lol
44:10 <sandraa> nice
44:12 <staffy> u dream cleanin sandraa`s pussy with ur tounge?
44:17 <staffy> or her asshole
44:27 <staffy> use ya tongue as toilet paper
44:31 <staffy> after she takin a dump
45:19 <Bandicoot> i gotta go bed
45:25 <staffy> nite dunga
45:28 <Bandicoot> work tommorow
45:35 * WiLd_TuRkeY steals Bandicoots bed
45:40 <staffy> ill chuck a armadillo in the fire der cuz
45:43 <Bandicoot> laters man
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45:50 <Bandicoot> spear dat der arma
45:53 <staffy> lol
45:55 <WiLd_TuRkeY> night Bandicoot
45:55 <Bandicoot> pud her on da campfire
46:00 <staffy> dat it aye
46:00 <Sgt-Splode> git me some dat goon dere bruddah
46:01 <Bandicoot> bung a damper in da oven mungo
46:08 <staffy> shut ya ole Sgt-Splode
46:09 <Bandicoot> unna dat der me cuzn flanno
46:14 <staffy> u aintr no noognah
46:15 <Sgt-Splode> :oD
46:18 <staffy> nyoongah
46:24 <Bandicoot> Sgt-Splode http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tatl1PBYim4
46:31 <Bandicoot> shut yer oooole
46:36 <staffy> lol
46:40 <Sgt-Splode> hahaha Bandicoot, that's awesome
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48:18 <ANDY> arghh so sore
48:28 Quit: Mz-HighClass ([email protected]) Quit:
48:32 <wingdings> hahaha
49:20 <sandraa> =/
49:31 <sandraa> look into my eyes
49:34 <ANDY> herllo sandra
49:40 <sandraa> sup ANDY
50:08 <ANDY> not much
50:34 Quit: kokothemonkey ([email protected]) Quit:
51:18 <Jeffy> lol
51:55 Quit: phill2247 ([email protected]) Quit:
52:18 <sandraa> my throat hurts
52:19 <sandraa> :(
52:30 * Sgt-Splode resists the temptation to make a smutty remark
52:35 <ZeroFragment> haha same Sgt-Splode
52:39 <ANDY> why did u blow tom many guys this australia day?
52:48 <Django> bah andy beat me to it
53:01 <Sgt-Splode> Braaaavo, ANDY ...
53:03 <sandraa> lol
53:04 * Sgt-Splode claps dryly
53:11 <ANDY> sid dont make a comment
53:22 <sandraa> no u fuck i think im getting tonsillitis
53:36 <ZeroFragment> not swallowing enough then sandraa
53:40 <ANDY> u get tonsillitis from blowing guys
53:40 <ZeroFragment> haha
53:52 * Sgt-Splode slaps his forehead
54:15 <wingdings> u wanna suck em all off u white dawg
54:16 <wingdings> haha
54:51 <wingdings> what a fat loser boong
54:51 <sandraa> no u dont
55:00 <sandraa> ANDY u go blow a guy and see if u get tonsillitis
55:05 <tipsiz> skippy the bush kangaroo
55:12 <ANDY> i dont have tonsilles
55:17 <ANDY> so i cant get tonsillitis
55:50 <sandraa> lol
55:51 <tipsiz> the cure for tonsillitis is a deep throat
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56:00 <ZeroFragment> did work pay for that i hope ANDY
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56:08 <DforSpiD> hey
56:08 <sandraa> tipsiz was that ur cure
56:19 <ANDY> did work pay for what
56:30 <ZeroFragment> the work related health issue
56:38 Quit: AusMale23 ([email protected]) EOF from client
56:41 <ZeroFragment> removal of ure tonsils
57:04 <ANDY> why would thye pay for it. i got it done when i ewas 4
57:19 * Sgt-Splode sticky-tapes ANDY's eyelids open and forces him to watch Mr. Hands
57:21 <Scramble> I will inspect any falopian free of charge
57:22 <ZeroFragment> im just joking and you didn't get it
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57:36 <sandraa> lol
57:48 * sandraa sings and dances
57:49 <bee_hornet> offers sandraa a mandarine
57:52 <DforSpiD> anyone been out tonight?
58:03 <bee_hornet> i m outside
58:09 <DforSpiD> close enough
58:09 <Scramble> I was at the csino earlier
58:16 <PandasDontDrive> cause sometimes when we touch
58:20 <PandasDontDrive> the honesty's too much
58:27 Part: staffy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
58:30 <DforSpiD> I've been at karaoke lol
58:31 <ANDY> man i dont know what to do. im with seeing this girl at the moment she fukking hot as, but on the other hand she as dumb as fuk. dont know to put up woth it or get rid of her
58:40 <PandasDontDrive> i wonder if sandraa would like my desktop wallpaper
58:56 <ZeroFragment> i'd get rid of her
59:00 <DforSpiD> ANDY: not likely to be worth a long term relationship, you'll just get too sick of her...
59:02 <ZeroFragment> she might be fun for a while
59:03 <bee_hornet> i'd better come back and die by your side
59:06 <sandraa> PandasDontDrive what is it?
59:07 <ZeroFragment> but her dumb shit would piss me off heaps
59:14 <Sgt-Splode> ANDY, you two are made for each-other. She's "dumb as fuk." You're "dumb as fuk." May you both procreate and create "dumb as fuk." children.
59:17 <ANDY> DforSpiD its been like a month and im sick of her
59:22 <wingdings> ANDY, Have you ever murdered your prostitutes after you fuck them in GTA ?
59:32 <DforSpiD> then it isn't worth it
59:34 <ANDY> i dont play gta
59:34 <bee_hornet> sandraa is very protective over me ;p
59:40 <wingdings> what you play then ?
59:43 <PandasDontDrive> http://i47.tinypic.com/33uqzvn.jpg
59:47 <PandasDontDrive> there sandraa
59:49 <PandasDontDrive> lols
59:54 <DforSpiD> don't worry about sandraa; completely harmless
00:04 <PandasDontDrive> read what it says on the right lOL
00:04 <CripLa> *on Macosx paste = random log shit +kick +ban $nick $chan -hours 2 log shit
00:06 <sandraa> that makes me sick
00:07 <sandraa> lkol
00:08 <ZeroFragment> talk about air brushed pussy
00:11 <ZeroFragment> thats fails
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00:13 <sandraa> no i dont like it
00:14 <Sgt-Splode> lol ZeroFragment
00:18 <ZeroFragment> airbrushed makes it look like shit
00:20 * sandraa vomits
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00:25 Kick: daddy_warbucks was kicked by ChanOP (Superman is perm banned)
00:27 <Sgt-Splode> In reality, her labia would look like a side of roast beef
00:32 <DforSpiD> why would anyone want a pussy that bald?
00:40 <Sgt-Splode> Oh, I can think of a few reasons ...
00:45 <DforSpiD> leave me a strip or something...
00:46 <ZeroFragment> i like them smooth
00:51 <ZeroFragment> but i mean, she's got small fake tits
00:55 <ZeroFragment> not even well done
01:01 <ZeroFragment> and she's so airbrushed....
01:02 <PandasDontDrive> don't knock the picture
01:07 <bee_hornet> yer
01:16 <DforSpiD> girl at the bar tonight had fake tits... they felt all hard and strange...
01:17 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
01:23 <bee_hornet> winRar
01:32 <Scramble> lolol @ fuck hardbosy waitress in the ass then kill her
01:35 <Sgt-Splode> "Landing strip" = "don't delude yourself". It's a patch of pathetic pubic hair meant to make men feel that they're somehow not fucking a 12 year old girl. Go the full-bald or the full-bush
01:37 <Scramble> too much american psycho
01:39 <PandasDontDrive> LOL!!!!!
01:40 <ANDY> DforSpiD dont knock fake tits
01:41 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
01:44 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha yeah
01:49 <bee_hornet> it looks ugly without a penis
02:04 <ZeroFragment> fake is good, just not the chicks in that pic
02:07 <PandasDontDrive> i just read the part with the rat
02:08 <DforSpiD> bee_hornet: it looks uglier with the penis...
02:09 <ZeroFragment> prefer natural though always
02:23 <bee_hornet> you reckon!
02:28 <PandasDontDrive> kinda re-read since i read that part when i first bought the novel because i couldnt wait to get to it
02:29 <sandraa> PandasDontDrive i wonder if ull like my
02:32 <sandraa> background
02:33 <sandraa> wait
02:35 <ANDY> sandraa
02:39 <PandasDontDrive> okie :P
02:41 <DforSpiD> and i dunno, i like a girl who's trimmed, but I'm not all that into full bald, although it doesn't really put me off
02:50 <PandasDontDrive> I bet it's a picture of a kitten
02:54 <ANDY> why do girls think they look hot when they suck in there cheacks in pics
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03:00 <Scramble> that gash is pretty badly airbrushed
03:05 <DforSpiD> yeah it is
03:12 <PandasDontDrive> I wonder if you throw a glass of water at the screen will it drown?
03:31 <bee_hornet> http://blog.christchurchnz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/BUNGYJUMP-small.jpg
03:31 <ZeroFragment> ok so
03:39 <ZeroFragment> after waiting about 2 minutes for that website to even load
03:40 <PandasDontDrive> im not into full bald either DforSpiD
03:44 <ZeroFragment> it was piled with animation
03:48 <ANDY> if your giving chick head, your thankful if it is shaved
03:50 <ZeroFragment> it wasn't even clear where to find the channel rules
03:53 <ZeroFragment> so I went to About Us
03:54 <DforSpiD> PandasDontDrive: pfft you are full bald! :P
03:58 <ZeroFragment> then found in the FAQ
04:01 <ZeroFragment> Channel Rules
04:06 <ZeroFragment> damn thing got an error lmao
04:28 <ZeroFragment> Notice: Undefined variable: print in /usr/local/www/data-dist/melb/www/faq/faq.php on line 33
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04:37 <ZeroFragment> faillllllllllll
04:53 <PandasDontDrive> :P
05:12 <DforSpiD> ;)
05:15 <Scramble> christ dunhills taste like shit
05:26 <bee_hornet> http://cache.virtualtourist.com/1867300-Queenstown_in_snow-Queenstown.jpg
05:27 <PandasDontDrive> lol yer
05:28 <sandraa> PandasDontDrive ur gonna love mine
05:30 <PandasDontDrive> i smoke kents
05:33 <PandasDontDrive> if i can find them
05:45 <Scramble> you'll probably get banned for saying that :P
05:47 <Agetro> lol ZeroFragment, where did that erro come from?
05:49 <PandasDontDrive> my fav taylas
05:56 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
05:58 <ZeroFragment> that error was trying to access the channel rules
05:59 <bee_hornet> i am free
06:00 <ZeroFragment> of this room
06:03 <DforSpiD> i haven't had a kent in years lol
06:09 <ANDY> all i want in life is a girl that can handle coming in my track car with me
06:09 <sandraa> http://i45.tinypic.com/np5dh4.jpg < PandasDontDrive check it out
06:09 <Agetro> where is the site?
06:13 <PandasDontDrive> lol
06:14 <sandraa> :)
06:17 <PandasDontDrive> great smokes
06:21 <ZeroFragment> scroll up
06:22 <PandasDontDrive> white packet
06:29 <PandasDontDrive> a little blue castle in the centre
06:31 Part: Agetro ([email protected]) from #melbourne
06:31 Join: Agetro ([email protected]) to #melbourne
06:35 <PandasDontDrive> soft pack.
06:38 <Sgt-Splode> sandraa, how'd you manage to get that picture of me?
06:48 <Agetro> Where's the channle rules?
06:49 <bee_hornet> a turtle's shell
06:49 <Agetro> Where's the channle rules?
06:54 <Jeffy> lol cluttered desktop much
06:59 <Jeffy> Agetro: www.melbournechat.com.au
07:02 <ZeroFragment> you have to decipher that website
07:05 <sandraa> lol
07:05 <ZeroFragment> in order to find the channel rules
07:06 <sandraa> hahah
07:07 <sandraa> :)
07:10 <sandraa> its hot yeah
07:14 <ZeroFragment> it's kinda buried under a fkload of animation and lag
07:19 <PandasDontDrive> lol nice sandraa
07:19 <Scramble> and noises
07:22 <Scramble> it's fucking annoying
07:25 <ZeroFragment> and noise yeah
07:31 <sandraa> lol i know
07:36 <Scramble> it was voted coolest website ever back in 1996
07:40 <DforSpiD> i'll make do with dunhills and winfields... at least they are available
07:45 <sandraa> ahah ima change it its corrupting my clean eyes
07:46 <sandraa> lol
07:50 <Scramble> oof, winfields
07:51 <PandasDontDrive> awesome shoulder definition
07:53 <Scramble> used to smoke them all the time
07:59 <Scramble> went back to them and they taste like arse too
08:04 <bee_hornet> http://whitey.net/NZ20020302_35b_KaikouraDolphins.jpg
08:11 <PandasDontDrive> i smoke winfield red pouch tobacco
08:12 <bee_hornet> gawd touche down
08:29 <Scramble> I smoke drum in rollies, and marlboros for tailors
08:34 <Scramble> lucky strikes if i can find them
08:46 <PandasDontDrive> we have lucky strike?
08:49 <PandasDontDrive> oer
08:55 <Scramble> some tobacconists have them
08:57 <bee_hornet> can i inhale steams
09:11 <PandasDontDrive> i drink J&B because my philo friends do
09:14 <ANDY> since everyone dpoing there desktop4
09:16 <ANDY> here is mine
09:18 <PandasDontDrive> and so does bateman
09:21 <bee_hornet> fhilo
09:27 <PandasDontDrive> plus its white..
09:29 <ANDY> http://es.tinypic.com/r/5558gx/6
09:40 Nick: bee_hornet is now known as LilyThai
09:42 <DforSpiD> lucky strikes are easy to finde
09:45 <LilyThai> ohh
09:57 <PandasDontDrive> LilyBones its you!
09:58 <PandasDontDrive> lol
10:10 <LilyThai> no i'm fhilo
10:18 <Agetro> http://www.melbournechat.com.au/faq/faq.php?category_id=3&cat_name=%3C%66%6F%6E%74%20%73%69%7A%65%3D%22%31%30%22%3E%3C%62%3E%4A%41%53%4F%4E%20%4F%52%54%45%47%41%20%49%53%20%41%20%53%50%41%53%54%49%43%20%43%55%4E%54%3C%2F%62%3E%3C%2F%66%6F%6E%74%3E
10:19 <Agetro> ?
10:22 <PandasDontDrive> filipines
10:23 <Agetro> whats up with this
10:26 <PandasDontDrive> philipines
10:31 <PandasDontDrive> filo
10:35 <sandraa> lol ANDY dude mischa barton is off
10:37 <ANDY> they a flip
10:39 <LilyThai> fully sick (( ))
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10:46 <ANDY> i love her sandra she hot as
10:48 <Scramble> pissa farton
10:49 <sandraa> lol
10:54 <PandasDontDrive> nice ANDY
10:56 Nick: LilyThai is now known as bee_hornet
11:02 <PandasDontDrive> but i have to have a pic covering the entire screen
11:04 <Jeffy> `kick Agetro enough is enough.
11:17 <PandasDontDrive> only prob with pics is most you find arent fkn widescreen
11:21 Kick: Agetro was kicked by Jeffy (enough is enough.)
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11:26 <DforSpiD> i used to smoke davidoff classics & magnums but i can't find them in many places anymore
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11:34 <tipsiz> change the australian flag
11:40 <tipsiz> looks 2 anglo saxon
11:56 <tipsiz> make it look more woggy i say
12:18 <bee_hornet> http://cache.virtualtourist.com/4131598-A_kindergarten_of_NZ_fur_seals_south_of_Kaikoura-Kaikoura.jpg
12:30 <DforSpiD> why the hell would you make it more woggy?
12:33 <DforSpiD> terrible idea
12:44 <tipsiz> ray martin is right..i agree with him
12:52 <sandraa> well im off 2 bed
12:53 <sandraa> :)
12:58 <tipsiz> change it and make it look more multucultural
13:04 <tipsiz> :)
13:05 <DforSpiD> night
13:12 <PandasDontDrive> more woggy?
13:18 <sandraa> night DforSpiD
13:20 <sandraa> :)
13:21 <DforSpiD> why not let it reflect our history?
13:23 <DforSpiD> ;)
13:24 <PandasDontDrive> so you want it to look indian?
13:24 <PandasDontDrive> fuck off
13:27 <tipsiz> bcoz wogs are taking over this country anyway..so might as well make it woggy
13:28 <tipsiz> :)
13:29 <PandasDontDrive> keep the flag we have
13:34 <PandasDontDrive> it's heritage!
13:42 <PandasDontDrive> settled by the british
13:43 <sandraa> wogs 5 life
13:45 <sandraa> lool
13:45 <PandasDontDrive> stay british.
13:48 <DforSpiD> there are a lot more asians than wogs here...
13:53 <tipsiz> f.. the british
13:54 <PandasDontDrive> you're not a true wog sandraa
13:58 Part: Glass_Girl ([email protected]) from #melbourne
13:58 <sandraa> lol
13:59 <sandraa> pshh
14:01 <bee_hornet> i came back in my sleep
14:04 <PandasDontDrive> that's what a wog is DforSpiD
14:06 <sandraa> well european then
14:07 <sandraa> :P
14:10 <PandasDontDrive> Western Oriental Gentleman
14:13 <PandasDontDrive> wog
14:16 <PandasDontDrive> indian
14:18 <PandasDontDrive> chinese
14:21 <PandasDontDrive> etc, wog.
14:44 <ANDY> why do girls think they lookm good when they do as stupid kissing face for a pic
14:54 <wingdings> those people form ghettos
14:57 <PandasDontDrive> ANDY
14:58 <tipsiz> make it look like anything..even a duck or a penis but nothing anglo
14:58 <bee_hornet> Chaldean Australian
15:01 <DforSpiD> wog literally means infectious disease, it was a slang term for mediteranians who came here being an infection...
15:03 <tipsiz> lolll
15:05 <PandasDontDrive> is that wats her face from The OC
15:05 <wingdings> foreign people form ghettos
15:07 <DforSpiD> yay history
15:14 <ANDY> PandasDontDrive yer it is
15:16 <bee_hornet> Chilean Australian
15:22 <PandasDontDrive> ive seen her tits
15:24 <PandasDontDrive> in a movie
15:24 <ANDY> micha barton
15:29 <ANDY> mischa
15:29 <PandasDontDrive> yeah mischa
15:33 <PandasDontDrive> she has nice tits
15:35 <bee_hornet> Hungarian Australian
15:35 <sandraa> we should just make the flag a abos face lol
15:36 <PandasDontDrive> n nipples
15:38 <sandraa> lmfao
15:39 <sandraa> :P
15:42 <DforSpiD> i met a mischa tonight
15:45 <DforSpiD> with huge boobs lol
15:45 <sandraa> then everyone can just be happy
15:50 <bee_hornet> Icelandic Australian
15:55 <PandasDontDrive> id give a mischa a bum
15:58 <ANDY> u know the abo flag is not an legal flag to fly
15:59 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> maybe make her suck it off after
16:02 <bee_hornet> Indonesian Australian
16:14 <tipsiz> it should have someting abo on it...and some thing turk and middle eastern
16:15 <PandasDontDrive> the aboriginal flag spits in the face of the australian flag
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16:20 <bee_hornet> Irish Australian
16:21 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle.
16:21 <PandasDontDrive> fuck off tipsiz
16:22 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle..
16:23 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle...
16:24 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle....
16:25 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle.....
16:25 <tipsiz> :)
16:26 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle......
16:27 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle.......
16:28 <PandasDontDrive> shutup with your crap
16:28 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle........
16:30 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle.........
16:31 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle..........
16:33 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle...........
16:35 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle............
16:36 <bee_hornet> Italian Australian
16:37 <DforSpiD> learn maths?\
16:37 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle.............
16:38 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle..............
16:40 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle...............
16:40 <PandasDontDrive> those countries have their own flags
16:41 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle................
16:42 <ANDY> lmao sandra
16:42 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle.................
16:45 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle..................
16:45 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
16:46 <ANDY> u need to use pie
16:47 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle...................
16:48 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle....................
16:49 <bee_hornet> Czech Australian
16:50 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle.....................
16:52 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle......................
16:53 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle.......................
16:55 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle........................
16:55 <PandasDontDrive> this country is predominently white
16:56 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle.........................
16:57 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle..........................
16:58 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle...........................
16:59 <PandasDontDrive> and is a white country
17:00 <bee_hornet> Dutch Australian
17:00 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle............................
17:00 <DforSpiD> no one going to kick or ban him?
17:02 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle...........................
17:03 <tipsiz> just wipe that iron cross of the flag it sucks really
17:05 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle..........................
17:06 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle.........................
17:08 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle........................
17:10 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle.......................
17:11 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle......................
17:13 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle.....................
17:14 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle....................
17:15 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle...................
17:17 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle..................
17:17 <bee_hornet> Finnish Australian
17:18 <sandraa> lol
17:18 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle.................
17:19 <sandraa> =/
17:20 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle................
17:20 <PandasDontDrive> just because you move here from turkey doesnt mean your fingerprints should be on our flag
17:21 <sandraa> huh
17:21 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle...............
17:22 <bee_hornet> French Australian
17:23 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle..............
17:24 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle.............
17:25 <sandraa> lol
17:26 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle............
17:27 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle...........
17:28 <sandraa> haha
17:29 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle..........
17:30 <sandraa> u blow me
17:30 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle.........
17:32 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle........
17:32 <sandraa> u blow me
17:33 <sandraa> u blow me
17:33 <tipsiz> haha
17:33 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle.......
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17:34 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle......
17:37 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle.....
17:38 <tipsiz> i didnt move here from anywhere
17:39 <bee_hornet> Lebanese Australian
17:39 <DanielDanielson> sandraa how do i find the area of a circle....
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17:40 <edc767f7> PWND
17:41 <sandraa> lol
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17:53 <ANDY> lol google had to remove the abo flagg from there banner because the abo flag is copyright
17:54 <bee_hornet> Korean Australian
18:01 <DforSpiD> well done...
18:12 <PandasDontDrive> it's copyright?
18:13 <PandasDontDrive> wtf
18:15 <bee_hornet> Gypsy Australian
18:15 <ANDY> yer
18:19 <PandasDontDrive> on this doco i saw tonight
18:21 <ANDY> hang on i will get the article
18:23 <sandraa> lmfao wat edc767f7 get banned for?
18:29 <PandasDontDrive> this aboriginal lady said that aboriginies are the head of state
18:35 <bee_hornet> Croatian Australian
18:36 <PandasDontDrive> they just dont understand do they
18:41 <PandasDontDrive> it fucks me off to the core
18:49 <bee_hornet> Danish Australian
19:05 <DforSpiD> fuck i need some food
19:07 <bee_hornet> German Australian
19:12 <Jeffy> he got picked up as a potential flood bot
19:13 <tipsiz> look 60 percent of australian agreed that flag should be changed..there u go
19:13 <Jeffy> for his nick
19:16 <PandasDontDrive> Welsh Australian :P
19:16 <tipsiz> there was a poll
19:20 <bee_hornet> Greek Australian
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19:29 <sandraa> lol the flag should be changed should have my face on it
19:32 <sandraa> :)
19:33 <sandraa> lol
19:35 <bee_hornet> Sicilian Australian
19:37 <PandasDontDrive> ^5 sandraa
19:41 <sandraa> :)
19:45 <bee_hornet> Maltese Australian
19:46 <PandasDontDrive> 60 percent
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19:54 <PandasDontDrive> how many people were included in this pole
19:58 <bee_hornet> Norwegian Australian
20:01 <PandasDontDrive> certainly not 60 percent of australians
20:05 <DforSpiD> ugandi australian?
20:08 <sandraa> at least then no1 can argue about it they will just look at it and be like who the fuck is that then be like meh
20:09 <bee_hornet> Sri Lankan Australian
20:12 <DforSpiD> mongol australian?
20:14 <tipsiz> sandraa do u have a hot face??
20:16 <Agetro> http://www.melbournechat.com.au/faq/faq.php?category_id=3&cat_name=%3C%66%6F%6E%74%20%73%69%7A%65%3D%22%31%30%22%3E%3C%62%3E%4A%41%53%4F%4E%20%4F%52%54%45%47%41%20%49%53%20%41%20%53%50%41%53%54%49%43%20%43%55%4E%54%3C%2F%62%3E%3C%2F%66%6F%6E%74%3E
20:17 <PandasDontDrive> poles are all bullshit
20:22 <bee_hornet> Thai Australian
20:23 <PandasDontDrive> poles are random at best
20:27 <PandasDontDrive> and mean nothing.
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20:35 <bee_hornet> Turkish Australian
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20:46 <bee_hornet> Ukrainian Australian
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20:50 <PandasDontDrive> trust me you dont want a republic australia
20:51 <ANDY> http://www.news.com.au/technology/google-erases-aboriginal-flag-from-australia-day-doodle-on-homepage/story-e6frfro0-1225823647182
20:54 <PandasDontDrive> some fucker like James Packer
21:00 <ANDY> there the article bout copywright abo flag
21:01 <PandasDontDrive> will buy the presidency
21:04 <bee_hornet> Welsh Australian
21:09 <PandasDontDrive> rupert murdock even
21:14 <PandasDontDrive> im welsh australian
21:15 <bee_hornet> Russian Australian
21:27 <bee_hornet> Samoan Australian
21:37 <PandasDontDrive> you dont want the same problems here that america has.
21:43 <bee_hornet> Polish Australian
21:57 <sandraa> tipsiz fuck yes
21:59 <tipsiz> they'll be no racism after australi becomes a republic and that flag should have a pic of a kebab
21:59 <sandraa> lol
22:02 <bee_hornet> Palestinian Australian
22:11 <tipsiz> just my 2 cents
22:22 <bee_hornet> Puerto Rican Australian
22:29 <PandasDontDrive> a kebab?
22:36 <sandraa> lol the flag should just be multi coloured it will bring the gau guys in and thats a plus
22:37 <sandraa> :P
22:38 <bee_hornet> South African Australian
22:38 <PandasDontDrive> there will always be racism
22:40 <sandraa> mmm gay guys
22:45 <PandasDontDrive> racisim is natural
22:49 <sandraa> i mean rainbow colour
22:49 <PandasDontDrive> nothing wrong with it
22:51 <bee_hornet> Mexican Australian
23:04 <bee_hornet> Malaysian Australian
23:09 <PandasDontDrive> you dont see cheetahs and leopards having sex and a chat out on the african plains
23:16 <bee_hornet> French Australian
23:32 * PandasDontDrive slaps bee_hornet around a bit with a large trout
23:34 <bee_hornet> Chinese Australian
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23:57 <PandasDontDrive> sensitive he is
25:03 <Scramble> ??? ????
25:18 <DforSpiD> sensitive... ooooh!
25:24 <wingdings> bee_hornet, asylum seeker Australian
26:40 <Scramble> http://www.roohafzabd.com/images/stories/pg/pp7.jpg
26:46 <Scramble> ^^ bee_hornet
27:05 * sandraa dies slowly
27:41 * DforSpiD though sandraa was supposed to be sleeping
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31:42 <sandraa> got destracted
31:59 <sandraa> its happens DforSpiD!!
32:20 <sandraa> plus im pretty much dying from this fuckin throat the pain is 2 much
32:35 <DforSpiD> yeah i know what you mean
32:37 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> get some antibiotics
32:46 <sandraa> they never help
32:55 <sandraa> i cant swallow :(
33:01 <sandraa> and thats not being dirty
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33:21 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> what kind of throat thign is it?
33:31 <sandraa> thign?
33:31 <DforSpiD> they help most people, and so do those strepsils, the strong ones that numb your entire throat
33:35 <sandraa> wtf is that
33:55 <sandraa> strepsils just make me sick
33:55 <sandraa> lol
33:57 <sandraa> hahaha
34:26 <DforSpiD> oh, shame lol
34:32 <sandraa> lol
34:36 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> so you have a bacterial infection?
34:40 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> or is it just a sore throat?
34:50 <sandraa> i have no clue it just hurts
34:53 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> inflammation? redness?
34:59 <sandraa> like theres this one spot
35:06 <sandraa> that is like omg killin left side
35:19 <sandraa> ima go see if i can see something
35:35 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> say aah in the mirror
35:36 <ANDY> hey sandra
35:43 <ANDY> look whats living at my house at moment
35:54 <ANDY> http://i47.tinypic.com/t4we42.jpg
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37:26 <Scramble> FUCK THAT!
37:40 <sandraa> :O everything is swollen
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37:57 <ANDY> lol
38:01 <DforSpiD> :O
38:01 <ANDY> look at my pic
38:06 <sandraa> looks like my throat is shuting lol like 2moro ill wake up and not be able to breathe
38:10 <sandraa> ANDY thats fucked
38:13 <ANDY> he been living in back room for 2 weeks
38:15 <ANDY> kills the flys
38:17 <sandraa> i would be crying and running
39:07 <sandraa> :O im so shocked about my throat looks swollen and looks like something is there dont know what it is
39:16 <sandraa> brownish kinda thing
39:17 <sandraa> :O
39:19 <sandraa> ima die
39:25 <ANDY> it might be herpes
39:28 <Django> aids
39:54 <PandasDontDrive> ima dye!
39:57 <PandasDontDrive> of aides
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39:58 <sandraa> lol fuck off
39:59 <sandraa> :P
40:03 <PandasDontDrive> you know
40:03 <ANDY> lol
40:04 <sandraa> fags i dont go down south
40:08 <PandasDontDrive> arlph arlph arlph
40:24 <ANDY> http://i47.tinypic.com/24zhaut.jpg
40:29 <PandasDontDrive> y does ur sister root and u dont
41:25 <sandraa> coz ima single bitch
41:34 <sandraa> omg ima google what it looks like
41:43 <ANDY> lol dont gboogle it sandra
41:50 <ANDY> it will tell u that u have cancer
42:05 <ANDY> every sympton u google coms back cancer
42:27 <ANDY> who likes my big turbo
42:29 <PandasDontDrive> i have cereal
42:37 <PandasDontDrive> y r u single sandraa
42:50 <ANDY> cause she is fat
43:05 <sandraa> ok i cant find a google image to match my throat becoz they look like fucking infected pussy'
43:05 <sandraa> s
43:15 <sandraa> what ANDY said
43:27 <ANDY> sandra is it your top or bottom of your throat
43:42 <Agetro> http://www.melbournechat.com.au/faq/faq.php?category_id=3&cat_name=%3C%66%6F%6E%74%20%73%69%7A%65%3D%22%31%30%22%3E%3C%66%6F%6E%74%20%73%74%79%6C%65%3D%22%63%6F%6C%6F%72%3A%62%6C%61%63%6B%22%3E%4A%41%53%4F%4E%20%4F%52%54%45%47%41%20%49%53%20%41%20%46%55%43%4B%49%4E%47%20%53%50%41%53%54%49%43%3C%2F%66%6F%6E%74%3E%3C%69%6D%67%20%73%72%63%3D%22%68%74%74%70%3A%2F%2F%69%34%37%2E%74%69%6E%79%70%69%63%2E%63%6F%6D%2F%32%69%61%73%39%70%67%2E%6A%70%67%22%3
44:14 <sandraa> lol its just the left side
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44:23 <sandraa> but both sides r swollen
44:28 <sandraa> but the pain is from left side
44:46 <sandraa> and like the lil ring thing that hands its aganist the side of my gum
44:47 <ANDY> yer u can not feel pain in 2 places at the same time in your body
44:57 <sandraa> lol or tonsil
45:00 <sandraa> whatever
45:04 <sandraa> its just fucked
45:17 <ANDY> my be rotten throat syndrom
45:23 <sandraa> looks it
45:24 <sandraa> lol
45:25 <sandraa> :(
45:26 <sandraa> noooo
45:32 <ANDY> mean u have to go get some of your throat cut out cause it rotten
45:41 <sandraa> omfg
45:41 <sandraa> what
45:43 <sandraa> :O
45:54 <ANDY> might be a bad infectiojn u have left to long
46:01 <sandraa> lol no
46:08 <ANDY> do u have mouth wash at home
46:13 <sandraa> it just started like yesterday
46:24 <sandraa> ANDY nah not atm
46:26 <Sonnywortzik> so many forms to fill here
46:31 <sandraa> got toothpaste
46:33 <ANDY> sandra get some tomorrow
46:38 <ANDY> and gargal it
46:45 <ANDY> should help if there is an infection
46:53 <sandraa> maybe i should just see a doctor
46:53 <sandraa> lol
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46:58 <sandraa> coz it looks bad
47:05 <ANDY> yer thery will start cutting the rotten part out
47:08 <Sonnywortzik> its a must
47:12 <PandasDontDrive> <PandasDontDrive> y r u single sandraa
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47:32 <sandraa> <ANDY> cause she is fat
47:35 <sandraa> <sandraa> what ANDY said
47:37 <sandraa> lol
47:38 <sandraa> :)
47:42 <ANDY> lol
47:45 <sandraa> the story of my life
47:49 <PandasDontDrive> oh
47:50 <DforSpiD> shit i forgot i was on here lol
47:56 <ANDY> sandras it is on ly puppy fat
47:56 <sandraa> omg if i have an infection in the throat ima cry
47:57 <PandasDontDrive> whats the real reason
47:58 <sandraa> lol
47:58 <ANDY> u will lose it
48:14 <Sonnywortzik> eat mandarines
48:20 <sandraa> PandasDontDrive what do i need a bf for?
48:25 <Sonnywortzik> cut down the milk
48:30 <ANDY> why does that mean your hot date on friday is not going to happen cause ya cant give head sandra
48:37 <PandasDontDrive> dunno
48:43 <PandasDontDrive> i dont want a gf
48:44 <PandasDontDrive> lol
48:53 <ANDY> gf are head fucks
49:02 <PandasDontDrive> agreed
49:05 <Sonnywortzik> gfs re waste of time
49:07 <ANDY> i would just rather see chicks and not have them as a gf
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49:19 <DforSpiD> ANDY: not necesarily... although yes... quite often
49:19 <Christina> :|
49:21 <Christina> ooft.
49:37 <sandraa> meh
49:44 <sandraa> i dont need a man
49:45 <sandraa> :P
49:50 <Sonnywortzik> you need men
49:52 <Christina> sandraa
49:53 <Christina> wtf.
49:58 <ANDY> and all this bullshit chicks like nice guys
50:00 <DforSpiD> one night stand!
50:01 <ANDY> its a load of shit
50:02 <sandraa> Christina what?
50:04 <ANDY> chicks like pricks
50:08 <Christina> :D
50:20 <Christina> if pricks = dick then yes.
50:26 <sandraa> lol ANDY chicks like guys who do something thats different from other guys
50:29 <ANDY> every gf i have had a been a nice guy, iv been fukked iver
50:39 <DforSpiD> ANDY: whores like dicks, women need a good dicking, and yes, they do like it if you're a good guy too
50:40 <Sonnywortzik> i hav a soft prick
51:00 <ANDY> girls like to be told what to do
51:04 <ANDY> and what they can wear
51:19 <ANDY> and how they should spend there nite
51:23 <Sonnywortzik> yah there
51:39 <ANDY> and girkls want to be lied to
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51:45 <sandraa> =/
51:47 <sandraa> wtf ANDY
51:47 <sandraa> no
51:55 <ANDY> of a chick has a fat arse they dont wanna hear they have one
52:01 <Sonnywortzik> she has a wet session after fisting her gf
52:03 <DforSpiD> ANDY: you have no idea lol
52:24 <Sonnywortzik> thats ghey
52:39 <ANDY> lol i have plenty of ideas
52:47 <sandraa> no u dont
52:48 <sandraa> lol
52:51 <ANDY> lol
52:53 <ANDY> bullshit
52:59 <Christina> ROFL
53:00 <Christina> WTF
53:07 <Christina> if my ass is getting fat, I wanna know
53:10 <sandraa> who the fuck cares what ppl want anyway
53:11 <sandraa> lol
53:18 <Christina> So I can circumsize him and staple his foreskin to his forehead
53:22 <Christina> -_-
53:26 <ANDY> Christina and i would tell my mrs if it was
53:30 <Sonnywortzik> bed makes you horny
53:39 <sandraa> Christina big ass, flat stomach,curvy =HOTNESS
53:40 <Christina> Yeah but I reckon you'd be a c. unt about it.
53:50 <Christina> "BABE YOU'RE FAT."
53:52 <Christina> "TEEE HEEE"
53:54 <Christina> .....
53:55 <sandraa> lol
53:57 <sandraa> hahah
53:57 <Sonnywortzik> savings account?
54:04 <Christina> Uh.No.
54:05 <ANDY> i would say, tbhose pants make your arse look big
54:09 <Christina> LOL.
54:11 <DforSpiD> ANDY: it's goin to tak a while before you figure women out; and when you do, you'll be wrong
54:18 <sandraa> if my bf said babe ur fat i would be like yeah and u love me :)
54:20 <Christina> I agree DforSpiD
54:20 <Sonnywortzik> now i've lost my pins
54:34 <Christina> LOL
54:35 <PandasDontDrive> haha now im eating nutra grain
54:36 <PandasDontDrive> :P
54:46 <Christina> I'd be like, more cushion!
54:54 <Sonnywortzik> snatch nutri grains off josh
54:58 <ANDY> i bee nice to a girl for 2 years and im in hospital recovering from an accident and sahe cheats on me
55:01 <sandraa> lol id be like ur heads fat i dont complain about that
55:01 <PandasDontDrive> :P
55:02 <sandraa> :P
55:07 <PandasDontDrive> i have 3 boxes
55:12 <PandasDontDrive> one unopen box
55:13 <Christina> LOOOOOOOOOOL.
55:18 <Sonnywortzik> rest are empty
55:23 <PandasDontDrive> almost
55:24 <PandasDontDrive> lol
55:37 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> chicks love being told they stink
55:40 <Christina> ...
55:41 <sandraa> lol
55:42 <sandraa> hahaha
55:43 <Sonnywortzik> i do like oat brian cerials
55:44 <Christina> mmm bacon
55:48 <PandasDontDrive> n i have a box of uncle tobys plus antioxidant lift with blue berrys
55:48 <PandasDontDrive> :P
55:57 <DforSpiD> Christina: maybe i shouldv'e had that theory tonight, then i'd probably be at some randoms house, rather than alone on my computer lol
55:58 <ANDY> i dont eat breakfast
55:59 <Sonnywortzik> and fat free soy milk
56:09 <PandasDontDrive> i eat cereal at night lol
56:13 <Christina> LOL, totes DforSpiD
56:18 <Christina> Naw, that makes me sad.
56:19 <ANDY> DforSpiD why do girls always go for the bad guy
56:22 <ANDY> and not the nice guy
56:26 <Christina> Because they're stupid bitches.
56:29 <PandasDontDrive> cause
56:30 <Sonnywortzik> your not fit for the 3rd world country
56:32 <sandraa> ANDY u just think that 2 much movies
56:38 <PandasDontDrive> us bad boys are more fun
56:40 <Sonnywortzik> i have i am
56:46 <Christina> Then they realise that that his bumbag only hides what isn't really there....
56:48 <PandasDontDrive> and we just dont give a fuck
56:48 <Scramble> lol just won 8k on a pair of 6's and 8's
56:59 <PandasDontDrive> lol Scramble
57:02 <ANDY> lmso bumbag
57:05 <ANDY> LMAO
57:06 <sandraa> and the hoes who go for the bad girl u should laugh becoz obviously they arnt worth a nice guys time y would u want 2 be with a chick whos a hoe anyway
57:09 <Christina> LOL.
57:12 <Christina> I'm so serious.
57:15 <Christina> Like OH BRO.
57:16 <sandraa> bad guy*
57:16 <Christina> LOOKS.
57:21 <Christina> I HAZ A BADASS BUMBAG ULEH.
57:22 <Sonnywortzik> if get really temptated about foods i just google it and write notes
57:22 <ANDY> LMAO bumbags
57:22 <PandasDontDrive> i folded 84 n wouldve hit two pair on flop n won 4k
57:23 <ANDY> ahahhahahaha
57:28 <Christina> IT FITZ ALL MA COINS.
57:37 <Sonnywortzik> maybe someday...maybe
57:41 <ANDY> im aussie no bumbag for me
57:42 <Christina> AND THE PACK OF CIGZ I STOLE FROM THE SERVO COZ CENTRELINK FORG0TZ TO PAY ME.
57:43 <PandasDontDrive> i love bad girls
57:48 <Christina> etc.
57:49 <PandasDontDrive> they r turn ons
57:53 <Christina> mmm bad girls.
57:54 <PandasDontDrive> but break ur heart
57:59 <PandasDontDrive> but its worth it!
58:04 <Christina> LOL
58:11 <Christina> "and rape you anally with no lube"
58:11 <PandasDontDrive> nice girls are boring
58:13 <Sonnywortzik> you could've ask for a free pie, a deal would have been done
58:15 <Christina> "but its worth it!"
58:22 <PandasDontDrive> lol
58:25 <ANDY> all i wanr our of life is a nice girl thats a geek
58:29 <Sonnywortzik> instead the big drama...
58:29 <Christina> 8-|
58:33 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i love bankstown chicks
58:41 <DforSpiD> girls don't necisarily go for bad guys. but the bad guys have more confidence most of the time
58:43 <ANDY> geeks are orsm
58:54 <sandraa> i dont understand what u mean by bad girls they turn u on whats the turn on or do u mean chicks who love 2 just suck and fuck coz theres ur prob right there
58:56 <Sonnywortzik> llyton missus from there
58:59 <ANDY> nothinhjg liek a girl that wears glasses
59:04 <sandraa> ur not gonna find a decent girl if ur asking for a slut
59:05 <PandasDontDrive> a geek girl?
59:06 <Christina> ROFL @ banxtown chicks
59:09 <Christina> LOLLLLLLL.
59:13 <Sonnywortzik> i like brazil chicks with small dicks
59:16 <Christina> .....
59:17 <PandasDontDrive> or a girl that goes on facebook a lot?
59:32 <DforSpiD> clearly sore about something
59:38 <ANDY> lol PandasDontDrive more one that is quiet
59:43 <PandasDontDrive> i dont mean that sandraa
59:46 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> panda goes for chicks with irritable bowel syndrome
59:47 <amsy> i just made kick ass parmas
59:53 <PandasDontDrive> i mean bad girls as in rebels
59:54 <DforSpiD> geek girls were easier to find in highschool lol
59:59 <DforSpiD> and back then i was taken
00:01 <sandraa> lol yeah what do they do thats bad
00:02 <sandraa> lol
00:05 <Sonnywortzik> can i have some taste amsy?
00:06 <PandasDontDrive> defiant girls
00:11 <sandraa> fucking rob a shop?
00:13 <PandasDontDrive> cause ima defiant boy
00:15 <PandasDontDrive> :)
00:19 <PandasDontDrive> fk yea
00:21 <sandraa> fag
00:22 <sandraa> lol
00:23 <Christina> ...
00:26 <PandasDontDrive> thatd get me hot
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00:36 <sandraa> y the fuck would u want a chick that would rob someone
00:38 <Christina> Rofl @ that IP
00:39 <sandraa> how is that hot
00:44 <Christina> It's been banned in every chan.
00:46 <PandasDontDrive> she comes home all "just robbed a bank"
00:52 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
00:58 <sandraa> lol thats fucked
01:00 <ANDY> i picked up a chick a wbhile back cause i said my car was stolen
01:01 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i want a tough bankstown chick who talks like a boy, and starts each sentence with "OI" or "YOUSE"
01:02 <Sonnywortzik> instead i went to the buffets
01:02 <Christina> ... then she stabs you and steals the money
01:04 <ANDY> she got pretty erxcited
01:11 <PandasDontDrive> we're from different worlds you and i
01:14 <Christina> ROFL @ youz
01:22 <Christina> I fucking hate chicks that say bro/
01:24 <Christina> Or cuz.
01:26 <PandasDontDrive> im a take what you want kind of person
01:27 * Christina flexxes
01:32 <sandraa> lol
01:36 <PandasDontDrive> and you're a live within the rules
01:37 <Jeffy> lol
01:37 <sandraa> haha
01:42 <PandasDontDrive> :P
01:55 <Christina> Ew.
01:57 <Sonnywortzik> smorgy's in clayton and in bundoora
02:07 <PandasDontDrive> i say fuck the rules motherfuck-aahhhhh
02:10 <Christina> Your "badass" chick is so gunna stab you and steal your car one day PandasDontDrive
02:14 <ANDY> chicks wanna be lied to
02:15 <sandraa> i hate chicks who wear fake tan and are scraggy bitches ooo and chicks who wear the high waisted shorts that make them look like fucking pooh bear
02:22 <ANDY> they dont wanna know how pathetic and shit your life is
02:27 <PandasDontDrive> been stabbed
02:27 <PandasDontDrive> its no big deal
02:28 <Christina> Then you'll be like OMG. THAT'S SO HAWT.
02:34 <Christina> SHE STABBED MEH.
02:36 <Christina> etc.
02:37 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> OMG HIGH WAISTED SHORTS sik
02:46 <Christina> Fake tan sucks cock.
02:48 <sandraa> lol
02:50 <Christina> HI, I'm a carrot
02:50 <sandraa> yuck
02:54 <Christina> wanna bite my head off.
02:55 <Christina> TEEEEEH.
02:56 <ANDY> lol fake tan bitch sounds like my current slappa
02:58 <PandasDontDrive> ill kill her
02:59 <Christina> Like GTFO
03:00 <Sonnywortzik> i need to fnish this stupid forms
03:04 <PandasDontDrive> quarter her body
03:15 <PandasDontDrive> eat some of the entrails
03:19 <DforSpiD> some chick tonight told me she was going to "bloody up" my mouth if i didn't sing queen
03:21 <Christina> And when she gets wet half her body is trailing orange.
03:22 <Sonnywortzik> this life is being a cunt so far :)
03:23 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@202.79.9D70D3.25EFEB
03:23 Kick: Sonnywortzik was kicked by ChanOP ((Daniel) No C word or any of its variations)
03:28 <PandasDontDrive> play with her head and grind her bones to dust
03:29 <Christina> Omg.
03:32 <Christina> I love the C word.
03:33 <DforSpiD> i didn't sing queen :P
03:34 <Christina> mmm
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03:41 <sandraa> i just hate fake chicks in gerneal chicks who try 2 fucking hard
03:47 <Christina> I agree Sandy D
03:48 <Jeffy> lol
03:49 <Christina> .
03:53 <Christina> It rhymed
03:54 <Christina> ...
04:07 <DforSpiD> am i getting a mouth full of period or is she going to punch me in the mouth?
04:08 <DforSpiD> :P
04:10 <ANDY> sandra Christina the best way and easiest way i can pick up chicks is when they see my car
04:12 <amsy> wow change windows for a second and im already out of the page
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04:23 <Christina> ANDY
04:26 <sandraa> ANDY thats low
04:28 <Christina> Do you ride a skateboard.
04:35 <Christina> Cos.. I'd tap that if you did.
04:37 <sandraa> lol
04:39 <DforSpiD> amsy: i know what you mean
04:39 <sandraa> eww
04:41 <Christina> -_/
04:43 <ANDY> no i just stand around and girls come up and goes who car is this
04:44 <DforSpiD> :P
04:45 <Christina> ROFL. I'm kidding.
04:47 <ANDY> and wanna go for a ride
04:50 <Christina> Pfft.
04:52 <Christina> They're using you.
04:56 <Christina> Not YOU.
04:57 <ANDY> so
04:59 <Christina> Your car.
05:01 <Christina> Sif so
05:05 <ANDY> they only last the nite
05:09 <sandraa> ANDY say fuck off slut what do i look like a fucking taxi driver and spit in there eyes
05:10 <sandraa> lol
05:13 <Scramble> lol, and then you complain about chicks and badboys
05:16 <Christina> ROFL
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05:20 <Scramble> you're attracting guttler sluts with no brains
05:21 <ANDY> sandra i dont drive em any where
05:23 <Christina> @ spit in their eyes
05:29 <sandraa> lol
05:30 <sandraa> :P
05:32 <Christina> ROOOOOOOOOOOFL
05:35 <Christina> Best images
05:42 <sandraa> theres nothing worse than hoes who like a guy for his car
05:45 <Christina> Slap her and call her a slut, the LEBO way!
05:49 <DforSpiD> sluts with no brains are easy to come across at bars :P
05:55 <sandraa> its fucking wheels and plastic
05:57 <Christina> khh khh.
06:01 <Christina> kkhhhh.
06:02 <amsy> im going to attempt a cake thats decorated like the australian flag in a minute
06:09 <amsy> attempt.
06:14 <Christina> Goodlucks.
06:15 <sandraa> lol amsy good luck
06:15 <Christina> :D
06:17 <ANDY> sandra the girls i would take driving wouldnt be able to handle it
06:17 <Scramble> oh nice
06:25 <Christina> what car do you drive?
06:32 <sandraa> ANDY handle what
06:32 <ANDY> 180sx
06:34 <Scramble> peewee 50
06:34 <Christina> ROFL
06:36 <sandraa> ur wheels moving
06:36 <sandraa> ?
06:37 <PandasDontDrive> i love u Christina
06:40 <amsy> if it looks decent ill take pictures
06:46 <PandasDontDrive> i love u when u live
06:47 <Christina> I love you more PandasDontDrive
06:49 <Christina> Wanna make out.
06:57 <PandasDontDrive> i love u when ur dead
06:59 <Christina> ROFL @ chicks liking 180sx
07:00 <sandraa> amsy if it doesnt still take a pic
07:01 <sandraa> :)
07:03 <PandasDontDrive> i really only hope
07:06 <sandraa> its the thought that counts
07:11 <Christina> Buy a 200!
07:13 <Christina> -_-
07:17 <PandasDontDrive> that then u will still give me head
07:22 <Christina> LOL
07:24 <sandraa> lol
07:25 <Christina> PandasDontDrive stfu!
07:26 <PandasDontDrive> :P
07:27 <ANDY> nar its already set up for what i need it for
07:29 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
07:30 <Christina> :P
07:32 <amsy> hahahah yeh i probably will
07:38 <sandraa> :P
07:39 <PandasDontDrive> brb cig
07:41 <amsy> failcaek
07:42 <sandraa> good
07:43 <sandraa> lol
07:43 * Christina feeds PandasDontDrive nutella
07:44 <sandraa> haha
07:50 <PandasDontDrive> nom nom
07:53 <Christina> kgo
07:56 <Christina> nao.
07:56 <sandraa> ok well im off 2 bed now :)
07:57 <sandraa> ciaoos
08:01 <ANDY> cya
08:01 <Christina> goodnights sandy d.
08:07 <Christina> :/
08:09 <sandraa> nitey nites
08:16 <ANDY> lol sandra d
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08:29 <Christina> fulleh sexeh serb.
08:35 * Christina flexxes
08:56 <ANDY> christina i have no idea why they like the 180
09:05 <Christina> Neither.
09:05 <DforSpiD> i can see your ripplyness! :P
09:09 <Christina> I don't like 180sx'
09:12 <ANDY> i use it on track to drift
09:18 <Christina> LOL DforSpiD, it's yoghurty goodness :D
09:20 <ANDY> and drive every so often
09:26 <Christina> erm.
09:26 <ANDY> but i dont understnad why
09:32 <Christina> Cos they're whores
09:34 <Christina> :D
09:39 <DforSpiD> Christina: is there any other kind?
09:40 <Christina> and maybe you're hawt.
09:44 <Christina> But I doubt it.
09:46 <ANDY> lolo
09:47 <Christina> Cos your names andy
09:49 <Christina> jokes
09:50 <Christina> :P
09:53 <ANDY> LMAO
09:59 <DforSpiD> no, that's a fair assumption :P
10:08 <Christina> LOL!
10:14 <Christina> I've never met a hot aNDY
10:16 <ANDY> now a 69 charger i could understand
10:17 <Christina> caps lock fail.
10:26 <Christina> Anddddd I've never met a hot DforSpiD
10:28 <Christina> LOL
10:31 <ANDY> lol
10:31 <Christina> :P
10:44 <DforSpiD> have you ever met a DforSpiD?
10:51 <Christina> No :(
10:56 <Christina> Have you!
11:00 <Christina> x
11:02 <DforSpiD> well you're pretty unlikely to meet a hot one :P
11:03 <Christina> ew.
11:05 <Christina> LOL
11:08 <ANDY> actually most people dont know me as andy
11:15 <Christina> Is it Andrew?
11:16 <DforSpiD> well I do :P
11:18 <Christina> Andrea? ;)
11:21 <ANDY> yer its andrew
11:24 <Christina> Oh.
11:26 <Christina> Sup drew.
11:28 <Christina> :D
11:29 <ANDY> lol
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11:35 <Christina> I'm Christina.
11:38 <Christina> =]
11:41 <ANDY> lol really
11:45 <Christina> Totes
11:50 <Christina> I'm also Mary-Jane
11:52 <Christina> when I'm high.
11:54 <Christina> :D
11:58 <ANDY> hahah
12:03 <DforSpiD> I'm David, also DforSpiD, on the INTERNET! :P
12:08 <ANDY> yer aint well all apart from having a girls name
12:24 <Christina> THE INTERNETS HAS PREDAT0RS.
12:27 <Christina> like spiderman :(
12:29 <Christina> Imena
12:30 <Christina> mean *
12:32 <Christina> superman.
12:32 <Christina> rofl.
12:34 <ANDY> im also know as X to alot of people
12:38 <Christina> LOL
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13:44 <DforSpiD> I agree, Predator is all over the internet!
13:50 <Christina> totes.
13:58 <ANDY> XtodaD
14:04 <Christina> ..
14:05 <ANDY> XISLED
14:10 <ANDY> lol
14:17 <DforSpiD> IC?
14:35 <Christina> :/
14:37 <Christina> My brain hurts.
14:41 <Christina> And it's all drews fault.
14:45 <amsy> well have a nap
14:53 <Christina> Nevar.
14:56 <Christina> sleep is for the weak.
14:58 * ANDY takes a bow thank you very much
15:15 <ANDY> yer sleep is for the weak. i gotta leave for work in an hour
15:27 <ANDY> actually an hour and 15 mins
15:29 <PandasDontDrive> mm tired
15:34 <PandasDontDrive> wouldnt mind cuddling someone
15:38 <Christina> LOL
15:39 <Christina> wut
15:40 <Christina> !
15:43 <PandasDontDrive> untill im sick of them
15:43 <Christina> Sif an hour
15:44 <ANDY> 100 bucks fior an hour with a pro
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15:57 <PandasDontDrive> i hate being cuddled
16:01 <ANDY> at least u knwo with a pro shew will fuk off before u get up
16:03 <PandasDontDrive> makes it hard to move around
16:15 <Christina> Ew
16:18 <DforSpiD> PandasDontDrive: no cuddle for you!
16:19 <Christina> You guys are feral.
16:20 <ANDY> lol
16:23 <PandasDontDrive> lol
16:35 <Christina> Circumsizion for all.
16:40 <Christina> Stapled foreskin to foreheads.
16:40 <DforSpiD> Christina: no I'm... doesn't!
16:42 <PandasDontDrive> im circumsized
16:45 <Christina> Oh hawt.
16:53 <PandasDontDrive> the only way to be
16:58 <Christina> Yes
16:59 <Christina> NO AIDS!
17:01 <Christina> score.
17:03 <PandasDontDrive> haha
17:08 <ANDY> wellnce its gone it aint coming back so it will be the only to be
17:09 <PandasDontDrive> fuck for longer
17:11 <Scramble> can I borrow a foreskin?
17:15 <Christina> LOL!
17:20 <PandasDontDrive> LOL Scramble
17:29 * PandasDontDrive buys your single
17:36 <Scramble> lolol
17:40 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
17:42 <Scramble> Scramble Van houten
17:45 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
17:54 <DforSpiD> pfft... circumsision...
17:56 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
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17:58 Mode: (by ChanOP) -bb *!*kkkjh@*.bigpond.net.au *!*danielw@*.melbourne.bot
17:59 <ANDY> im thinking bout buying a second drift car
18:03 <PandasDontDrive> i love my dick
18:07 <ANDY> should i get a gemie with a vn v6
18:08 <ANDY> in it
18:10 <PandasDontDrive> was gonna show it love yesterday
18:13 <PandasDontDrive> but effort
18:39 <PandasDontDrive> chito!
18:47 <DforSpiD> it should never be considered too much effort to love one's penis
18:57 <PandasDontDrive> lol
19:18 * PandasDontDrive turns off ps3
19:27 <Scramble> old man take a look at my life i'm a lot like you
19:29 <ANDY> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/MRGEMI-Number-Plates-Suits-Holden-Gemini-isuzu-turbo_W0QQitemZ320475879102QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Car_Parts_Accessories?hash=item4a9dd9d6be
19:31 <PandasDontDrive> 19 degrees n i had the dehumidifier on
19:39 <Christina> mmmmmmmmmmm
19:41 <Christina> gemini.
19:47 <amsy> being itchy sucks hereeee
19:48 * Christina takes off panties.
19:49 <Christina> HAWT.
19:55 <amsy> have to fight through layers to get a decent scratch
19:55 <PandasDontDrive> lol
20:07 <PandasDontDrive> i love thin chicks
20:10 <DforSpiD> Christina: SMELLY!
20:23 <PandasDontDrive> i hate how now days ppl think annorexic when you say thin
20:26 <PandasDontDrive> i hate curves
20:29 <PandasDontDrive> = fat
20:29 <Christina> MY BAD
20:34 <Scramble> yah what's that shit
20:34 * Christina closes legs.
20:40 <PandasDontDrive> but i hate boney
20:44 <DforSpiD> PandasDontDrive: also girls shouldn't be too thin... i love curves, i hate obesity :P
20:45 <Scramble> curvy means fat, admit it
20:45 <PandasDontDrive> skinny
20:52 <DforSpiD> no
20:56 <DforSpiD> no it doesn't
20:57 <PandasDontDrive> i like natural curves
21:01 <ANDY> chickls that are size 4 are the best
21:02 <Scramble> that's women
21:03 <PandasDontDrive> but not this bootyliscious curvey
21:04 <Scramble> they're curvy
21:06 <PandasDontDrive> thats just fat
21:06 <Scramble> that's how they are
21:18 <amsy> obesity doesnt fly, but too thin is horrible also
21:18 <PandasDontDrive> size 8-10
21:18 <DforSpiD> the last chick i fucked was curvy, the one before that was fat, trust me, there's a HUGE differennce :P
21:30 <ANDY> lol
21:37 <PandasDontDrive> last chick i fucked
21:41 <PandasDontDrive> which is to say raped me
21:43 <PandasDontDrive> practically
21:45 <PandasDontDrive> was fat
21:48 <Christina> ROFL
21:51 <PandasDontDrive> <-- was so paroletic
21:55 <Christina> @ fat chick rape
21:55 <PandasDontDrive> it went on for ages
21:58 <Christina> roflfmaoamlfaofmoaf.
22:01 <PandasDontDrive> i just wanted it to stop
22:03 <PandasDontDrive> im serious
22:08 <DforSpiD> aye, being pissed does that
22:13 <PandasDontDrive> it was like an hour of sex i didnt have to put any effort into
22:17 <PandasDontDrive> cause she was on top
22:21 <PandasDontDrive> i didnt even jizz ffs
22:22 <DforSpiD> if i'd been that pissed tonight i'd have been at home with a cougar lol
22:29 <Scramble> http://www.pornforeman.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/07142009_teen_kasia.jpg
22:36 <PandasDontDrive> lol
22:37 <Scramble> that chick has curves, see?
22:37 <amsy> i hate the term paroletic
22:40 <Scramble> but she's skinny
22:42 <amsy> it really bugs me
22:50 <PandasDontDrive> was gonna say drunk
22:51 <PandasDontDrive> hammered
22:54 <PandasDontDrive> smashed
22:57 <ANDY> one day thsi chick claimed to have had sex with me. she went around and told every one, she was a fat mole. but she didnt relise 1 i wasnt at the party 2 i was in a different state at the time with my mates
23:01 <DforSpiD> that chick is too photoshopped :P
23:06 <amsy> another one i hate is pet peeve
23:12 <PandasDontDrive> this one chick wrote i love josh all thru her diary
23:20 <PandasDontDrive> i thought it was scarey and a turn on
23:24 <DforSpiD> her "curve" looks unnatural and too low, and she just seems skinny
23:30 <PandasDontDrive> she was so nice too i shouldve got with her
23:35 <PandasDontDrive> but i knew i could so i didnt
23:48 <kibblz> you guys are pretty superficial for irc'ers
23:49 <kibblz> lol
23:57 <PandasDontDrive> probably would have killed her
23:58 <kibblz> look how much you talk about the way someone looks :P
24:00 <amsy> people who write i love so and so through their diaries are freaks
24:02 <DforSpiD> PandasDontDrive: Trex needs to hunt, he doesn't want to be fed!
24:07 <amsy> and clingy
24:12 <PandasDontDrive> lol DforSpiD
24:12 <amsy> kibblz: you cant talk?
24:15 <PandasDontDrive> exactly
24:17 <DforSpiD> (i don't know the exact quote, and i'm too drunk to care"
24:18 <iBiZa> YAMUM
24:19 <iBiZa> AND ME
24:20 <iBiZa> PICTURE IT
24:22 <PandasDontDrive> everybody is superficial
24:25 <kibblz> no i cant
24:28 <kibblz> i can type though
24:29 <PandasDontDrive> our instinct is attraction
24:30 <kibblz> :P
24:40 <PandasDontDrive> so you cant blame people for wanting what they are attracted to
25:02 <kibblz> i see
25:03 <DforSpiD> fuck... hungry... brb
25:04 <PandasDontDrive> i think that is the exact quote DforSpiD
25:07 <kibblz> so the ugly people are doomed?
25:13 <PandasDontDrive> shrug
25:18 <PandasDontDrive> no
25:29 <PandasDontDrive> ugly people have more children than good looking people
25:31 <ANDY> ugly guys can get hot chicls
25:33 <Scramble> lol
25:37 <ANDY> but they need confidence
25:40 <PandasDontDrive> ugly people find partners easier i reckon
25:48 <Christina> it's cos theyre sympathy partners
25:51 <Christina> like ohnoes youre fat
25:52 <Christina> ill fuck you
25:56 <PandasDontDrive> lol
25:56 <ANDY> when ya hot, most pelople who ya with are just fuk wits
25:57 <`mint> i agree PandasDontDrive... that's why i have no luck
25:57 <PandasDontDrive> haha
26:04 <PandasDontDrive> lol minty
26:08 <PandasDontDrive> ur alive
26:08 <`mint> =)
26:21 <amsy> hahaha i hate home and away but alf is awesome
26:33 <PandasDontDrive> haha
26:35 <amsy> Alf Stewart: [after Don is given the wrong olympic torch] Don! Stop! It's the wrong flamin' Flame!
26:37 <Scramble> is home and away on in norway?
26:38 <PandasDontDrive> i watched the end last night
26:42 <amsy> yeh it is sadly
26:44 <PandasDontDrive> when that guy got shot dead by some asian
26:47 <amsy> i dont watch the shit
26:55 <PandasDontDrive> in slo mo
26:56 <PandasDontDrive> haha
27:04 <PandasDontDrive> and that hot chick cried
27:06 <PandasDontDrive> noo
27:18 <amsy> but the stuff alf says when i randomly see it make me laugh so hard
27:18 <Scramble> home and away chicks are always weird looking
27:56 <PandasDontDrive> lol
28:11 <PandasDontDrive> i suspect that actor has cancer
28:16 <PandasDontDrive> he has no hair now
28:26 <ANDY> how can a sticker be classified as a performance acceserioy
28:39 <PandasDontDrive> before dick york left bewitched the last episodes he was always sitting down or bed ridden because of his back problem
28:41 <pervert> arse balls
28:44 <PandasDontDrive> so they wrote it into the script
29:18 <PandasDontDrive> last week i impressed the queen of england by giving her a potato
29:32 <amsy> neighbours is so much better than home and away
29:38 <PandasDontDrive> bullshit
29:44 <PandasDontDrive> home and away has nice scenery
30:00 <amsy> they may have alf stewart but neighbours had harold bishop
30:09 <PandasDontDrive> hes dead fool
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30:19 <amsy> they all have bad acting but id say home and away was worse
30:22 <amsy> thats why i said had
30:28 <PandasDontDrive> oh yeha
30:31 <PandasDontDrive> didnt notice
30:32 <PandasDontDrive> lol
30:41 <DforSpiD> yay, sammich!
30:43 <PandasDontDrive> they should cancel both shows
30:48 <PandasDontDrive> australian tv is shite
31:00 <amsy> hahaha it really is
31:06 <amsy> theres so much of it here though lol
31:24 <PandasDontDrive> so is most american tv
31:25 <DforSpiD> salami, cheese pepper tobasco
31:28 <PandasDontDrive> cept for THE UNIT!!!
31:30 <PandasDontDrive> <3
31:31 <DforSpiD> winning combination
31:32 <PandasDontDrive> and big bang <3
32:17 <PandasDontDrive> yum DforSpiD
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32:27 <PandasDontDrive> im full from two bowls of different cereal
32:33 Quit: LiLmzMitz2 ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
32:38 <DforSpiD> haha nice
33:01 <DforSpiD> oh, i also found like a pizza topping sauce thing lol
33:14 <PandasDontDrive> i hate how all these rock groups take off oasis look
33:21 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Panda you havent played your fave song today yet
33:24 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> (nin closer)
33:29 <PandasDontDrive> yes i have
33:36 <PandasDontDrive> while i read chapters of american psycho
33:38 <`mint> whoa
33:46 <PandasDontDrive> i always listen to it on repeat while i read that book
33:49 <`mint> not used to people being called panda
33:56 <PandasDontDrive> lol
34:05 <PandasDontDrive> some of my friends irl call me panda
34:05 <`mint> thought he was talking to me...
34:09 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
34:12 <PandasDontDrive> silly panda
34:18 <`mint> a lot of my friends irl call me panda...
34:50 <PandasDontDrive> u still have a panda in ur DP?
34:53 <PandasDontDrive> *looks*
35:15 <`mint> i do... yes
35:18 <PandasDontDrive> ahah i put a panda in mine :P
35:24 Nick: PandasDontDrive is now known as deadpandadolls
35:34 <`mint> mine's cuter
35:42 <deadpandadolls> aw
35:47 <deadpandadolls> not as cute as!
35:51 <DforSpiD> more food :P
36:29 <`mint> if i put it as a pic of myself, mine would STILL be cuter
36:34 <`mint> *boom tsh*
36:41 Nick: Christina is now known as Christina[Sleepy-Time]
36:43 <deadpandadolls> haha
36:47 <deadpandadolls> havent seen a pic of u
37:03 <Christina[Sleepy-Time]> nights. -_/
37:05 <`mint> yes you have
37:43 <deadpandadolls> haha look at that pic of me
37:48 <deadpandadolls> Rhee said i looked asian
37:52 <deadpandadolls> stupid bitch
38:01 <deadpandadolls> nite Christina[Sleepy-Time]
38:13 <Christina[Sleepy-Time]> x
38:16 <deadpandadolls> o
38:28 <`mint> look at my pic now
38:42 <deadpandadolls> *waits to show*
38:56 <deadpandadolls> ok u win
39:06 <`mint> what was i trying to win?
39:06 <deadpandadolls> lols
39:32 <deadpandadolls> <`mint> if i put it as a pic of myself, mine would STILL be cuter
39:38 <`mint> hahaha
39:52 <`mint> you've seen pics of me before though
39:54 <deadpandadolls> lol
39:58 <deadpandadolls> i have?
40:08 <`mint> yeah, i'm fairly sure
40:22 <deadpandadolls> i dont thiinkk sooo-o
40:38 <`mint> i do
40:51 <deadpandadolls> idts
40:54 <deadpandadolls> :P
40:59 <`mint> i do
41:27 <deadpandadolls> lol
41:34 <deadpandadolls> i would have remembered
41:43 <`mint> have a look now
41:48 <`mint> look familiar?
42:07 <deadpandadolls> nnuupp
42:13 <deadpandadolls> but whoever she is is very cute
42:16 <deadpandadolls> lol
42:36 <deadpandadolls> which one is newer?
42:40 <`mint> what about that one
42:53 <deadpandadolls> lol@eating
42:54 <deadpandadolls> nup
43:03 <`mint> the one i put it on now is the newest of the 3... followed by the first one, and then the middle one is the oldest
43:24 <`mint> i was eating a cupcake... i took the photo on my phone to make a mate jealous that i had a cupcake and he didn't
43:25 <deadpandadolls> i was thinking that
43:28 <deadpandadolls> yum
43:36 <deadpandadolls> i have frozen yoghurt :P
43:41 <`mint> whoever she is...
43:43 <`mint> is me...
43:56 <deadpandadolls> well i like it
44:03 <deadpandadolls> mmmm cupcake
44:05 <`mint> coz i'm hawt
44:06 <`mint> haha
44:09 <deadpandadolls> haha
44:14 <deadpandadolls> yea pretty hawt
44:58 <deadpandadolls> look
45:04 <deadpandadolls> fuzzy pic of me with baby
45:15 <kibblz> d
45:16 <kibblz> d
45:17 <pervert> peels
45:17 <kibblz> d
45:18 <kibblz> d
45:19 <kibblz> d
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45:20 <kibblz> d
45:32 <ANDY> hawttttttttt
46:02 <deadpandadolls> whats hawt?
46:09 <ANDY> no idea
46:18 <`mint> i am
46:22 <`mint> haha
46:23 <ANDY> kool
46:27 <deadpandadolls> hahaha
46:40 <deadpandadolls> i love that pic!
46:43 <`mint> in fact, i'm gonna take this sweater off and cool down a little
46:48 <`mint> what pic?
46:54 <deadpandadolls> im gonna put my viet cong scarf on
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47:00 <deadpandadolls> cover my face
47:01 <deadpandadolls> huhu
47:04 <`mint> lol
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47:26 <deadpandadolls> its the same as ones the viet cong wore infact mostly because its from vietnam
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48:40 <deadpandadolls> old boyfriend?
49:12 <`mint> lol
49:14 <`mint> i wish...
49:20 <`mint> footballer
49:31 <`mint> i didn't actually mean to put that pic on there
49:51 <ANDY> sure ya didnt thats what they all say
49:57 <deadpandadolls> haha
50:03 <`mint> not that i don't love that photo
50:05 <`mint> because i do
50:18 <`mint> i'm a fangirl of his, and it's a good photo, so i'm happy
50:43 <deadpandadolls> :P
50:50 <deadpandadolls> i dont have a photo with anyone famous
50:55 <deadpandadolls> closest i have is um
51:16 <`mint> i have quite a few, but that's definitely a fav
51:18 <deadpandadolls> my cousin Pebbles with Adrien Brody at the premiere of King Kong in wellington NZ
52:18 <deadpandadolls> qeqqq3ee3qq3eeee3qq3eee3qq3ee3qqee3qqqeee3q
53:20 <deadpandadolls> i like it firm and fruity! WOOF!
53:42 <`mint> ?
54:06 <deadpandadolls> was just repeating a line from black adder II that rik mayal says
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54:18 <`mint> hahaha
54:27 <deadpandadolls> fk i love that show
54:30 <`mint> i got invited home with someone tonight to apparently watch blackadder
54:39 <deadpandadolls> ! ! !
54:49 <deadpandadolls> if it were me you wouldve :P
55:03 <`mint> haha
55:11 <deadpandadolls> lol
55:12 <`mint> i almost did... but thought that wouldn't be a good idea at all
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55:21 <deadpandadolls> hahaha
55:25 <`mint> but temptation sucks...
55:29 <deadpandadolls> black adder is too raunchy huh
55:35 <deadpandadolls> why not give in to temptation?
55:56 <`mint> for many many reasons
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56:13 <deadpandadolls> care to.. el-ab-or-ate?
56:49 <`mint> i spose i can, but preferably not in such a public forum
57:02 <deadpandadolls> ah
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07:08 <deadpandadolls> @o_
07:17 <deadpandadolls> @o_o@
07:23 <deadpandadolls> eeh eeh aah ahh
07:36 <deadpandadolls> hi
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32:49 <bluetrain> bye #melbourne.... be back after work.
33:08 <bee_hornet> i want to deligate this song for Australia day
33:14 <pervert> oh piss off will y
33:15 <pervert> a
33:42 <bee_hornet> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IikdnG5nKEk
33:50 <bee_hornet> you'll love it
33:58 <bluetrain> grabs pervert and shoves a library book in his hands...
34:04 <bluetrain> read
34:20 <bluetrain> see I'm practicing work already
34:26 <bee_hornet> dedicate not deligate
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34:49 <deadpandadolls> im reading american psycho
34:53 <bluetrain> are you deligating the dedication of your song
35:01 <bluetrain> Did I mention that I'm american?
35:08 <deadpandadolls> nup
35:16 <bee_hornet> i grew up listen to ozzy but i was in bangladesh
35:17 <deadpandadolls> next im reading kingdom of fear
35:18 <bluetrain> well, and australian too
35:29 <deadpandadolls> by whats his name gonzo
35:40 <deadpandadolls> im welsh australian
35:54 <bee_hornet> i was in CaNADa 10 mins ago in all of them
35:57 <deadpandadolls> fear and loathing guy
35:58 <bluetrain> yeah well were you born both ways or come to be australian the hard way like me?
36:13 <deadpandadolls> u r from america
36:21 <deadpandadolls> oo laa laa
36:24 <deadpandadolls> lol
36:32 <bluetrain> a yep and lucky to be an Australia
36:36 <deadpandadolls> y
36:47 <deadpandadolls> its so hot hee
36:49 <deadpandadolls> here
36:52 <deadpandadolls> and arid
37:00 <bluetrain> because if I had gone for my citizenship one day later.... they could have said "no"
37:08 <deadpandadolls> oh
37:12 <bee_hornet> look at bright sight when you lost every thing then you dont have much to lose, dont ya
37:18 <deadpandadolls> that.. kind of lucky
37:53 <bluetrain> bee... I look at it this way... Being divorced is like dying, without the benefits of being dead.
38:09 <deadpandadolls> divorced aye
38:13 <deadpandadolls> i had a fiancee
38:17 <deadpandadolls> she's dead now
38:19 <deadpandadolls> in my mind.
38:40 <bee_hornet> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/11/Twin_Peaks-San_Francisco.jpg/800px-Twin_Peaks-San_Francisco.jpg
38:51 <bluetrain> makes a difference if you have a protegy
38:53 <deadpandadolls> when you come
38:56 <deadpandadolls> to san fran siscoo
39:09 <deadpandadolls> make sure to wear flowers in your hairrr
39:10 <deadpandadolls> lolol
39:18 <bluetrain> when you go to san francisco... make sure to wear flowers in your hair...
39:22 <deadpandadolls> protege?
39:23 <bluetrain> happy people there...
39:27 <bluetrain> baby process
39:34 <bee_hornet> i have no hair over my head
39:40 <deadpandadolls> I HAVE NO SON
39:42 <bluetrain> someone constantly saying 'data data'
39:44 <deadpandadolls> is what i say
39:45 <bluetrain> I have a son
39:52 <bluetrain> and he has a father
39:54 <bee_hornet> I have no hope in you
39:55 <deadpandadolls> that's what i was getting at
39:58 <bluetrain> now all I need is a husband
40:04 <amsy> i have a father and he has a daughter
40:10 <wingdings> maybe its maybelline
40:11 <pervert> http://phalliccymbals.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/big-sausage-pizza-daryn-1.jpg
40:14 <deadpandadolls> i dont have a father
40:16 <deadpandadolls> he is ashes
40:19 <wingdings> rofl
40:20 <deadpandadolls> in the murray
40:23 <deadpandadolls> river
40:24 <bluetrain> ashes to ashes dust to dust
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40:33 <deadpandadolls> and my kid doesnt have a father
40:36 <deadpandadolls> suck
40:40 <bluetrain> that's how I want to go... set on fire and spread wide and far
40:46 <amsy> penis pizza
40:46 <deadpandadolls> fuck that
40:51 <bluetrain> I'm sorry to hear that though
40:52 <pervert> hahaha
40:55 <deadpandadolls> i want a sea burrial
40:59 <bee_hornet> yummy
41:00 <wingdings> i want a pizza
41:01 <deadpandadolls> or to be shot into space
41:04 <bluetrain> I thought australia law was like californian
41:09 <deadpandadolls> law?
41:12 <bluetrain> that children have the right to both parents
41:19 <deadpandadolls> they do?
41:20 <deadpandadolls> hah
41:27 <bluetrain> and that neither parent can take that right away from the child
41:27 <deadpandadolls> im never seeing them again
41:32 <deadpandadolls> for the rest of my natural life
41:37 <deadpandadolls> after the hell she put me through
41:54 <bluetrain> did you give the child up for adoption? or did she just pull something fast and dirty?
42:03 <bluetrain> or is this your decision out of necessity for your sanity?
42:12 <deadpandadolls> sanity
42:17 <deadpandadolls> she was driving me insane
42:29 <bluetrain> well, don't ever think you don't have a child
42:37 <deadpandadolls> i dont :P
42:38 <bluetrain> Children grow up and come looking
42:47 <deadpandadolls> im changing my last name anyway
42:48 <bluetrain> no matter what the other parent does
42:48 <deadpandadolls> fat chance
42:51 <bee_hornet> http://www.fishing.co.nz/images/guided3b.jpg
42:56 <deadpandadolls> wont find me
42:58 <deadpandadolls> its half her
43:08 <deadpandadolls> not that i resent her anymore
43:08 <bluetrain> maybe it got her better half parts?
43:16 <deadpandadolls> i couldnt care if she were dead
43:18 <bluetrain> anyway I'm not going to sit her and bemuddle the point
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43:31 <bluetrain> I've got to go to work... someone around here has to pay for the food
43:35 <deadpandadolls> its been five years i couldnt care less
43:36 <deadpandadolls> lol
43:37 <deadpandadolls> cya
44:00 <bluetrain> I wish things were different, there not... cannot eat wishes
44:07 <bluetrain> at least I love what I do for work
44:12 <deadpandadolls> but you can wish them though!
44:14 <deadpandadolls> haha
44:19 <deadpandadolls> what do you do
44:23 <deadpandadolls> hitwoman?
45:22 <bee_hornet> she's a lady
45:37 <deadpandadolls> im out
45:40 <deadpandadolls> night shimoon
45:42 <deadpandadolls> :P
45:49 <bee_hornet> night dude
45:50 <deadpandadolls> `mint ya sexy beast
45:55 <deadpandadolls> ;)
46:00 <deadpandadolls> l8ers bluetrain
46:08 <deadpandadolls> MAKE WAY FOR PENGALLON!
46:12 <amsy> CAKES NO BURNT
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46:13 <amsy> not
46:25 <bee_hornet> all of the travel n living crew flew to South Island
46:59 <amsy> air newzealand coming out with economy seat rows that turn into bedssssssss
47:13 <amsy> just have to pay half price for the 3rd seat or something
47:14 <`mint> lol whoops
47:15 <amsy> wicked.
47:23 <bee_hornet> i could catch a ferry from hobart to Invercargill
47:53 <bee_hornet> God has denied my temptation, why lord why!
48:42 <bee_hornet> matter of fact i was out n about to explore the rest of the rural customers
48:52 <bee_hornet> permission denied
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51:27 <amsy> i wanna fly with air newzealand
54:48 <pervert> i wanna shoot 20 people tonight
57:10 <Bastard> do it!
57:14 <Bastard> and get pics
57:31 * wingdings slaps pervert around a bit with a large trout
59:42 <pervert> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0IXwPGC8oc
00:24 <pervert> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0IXwPGC8oc
00:31 <wingdings> wtf?
00:40 <pervert> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqPuuget0w8
01:20 <wingdings> hah
01:26 <pervert> mate this is gonna fuckin rock our socks off
01:28 <pervert> mate this is gonna fuckin rock our socks off
01:39 <wingdings> u rekon thats really herion ?
02:52 <pervert> its ice
03:05 <Scramble> paul_banks
03:32 <wingdings> its urine
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04:14 <pervert> lol
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09:42 <pervert> snarlie
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12:50 <SonnyWortzik> i'm so sorry, meat
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13:27 <pervert> whats up guise
14:36 <Scramble> playing gran turismo
14:40 <Scramble> nothing exciting
15:01 <SonnyWortzik> play Need for speed MW
15:08 <SonnyWortzik> most wanted
15:32 <Scramble> nah
16:01 <Scramble> it's all piss yellow
18:54 <SonnyWortzik> http://ui04.gamespot.com/1027/fanobal238bgta4vokrcom_2.jpg
20:21 <Scramble> toyota karora rebin
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26:28 <SonnyWortzik> oi Scramble mate! shall i get back as a student will cost me 620 AUD to apply
26:53 <SonnyWortzik> then 8500 each semester times four
26:59 <SonnyWortzik> yes or no
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27:32 <Scramble> weren't you going to canada?
27:53 <Scramble> is this delicious? http://www.roohafzabd.com/
27:56 <bee_hornet> nope, but i'll later on
28:37 <tipsiz> ok
28:50 <bee_hornet> Altough i left my heart back there in Australia fkn oath
29:01 <Scramble> Rooh Afza
29:02 <tipsiz> the weather will be quite pleasant toray
29:44 <bee_hornet> my mates father owns it, he's an Australian citizen also
29:51 <bee_hornet> that company
30:02 <Scramble> are you for real
30:37 <bee_hornet> i have his number, guess what while he was in melb as a student at dekin uni i was escorted him around
30:59 <bee_hornet> he was new i was oldie
31:16 <bee_hornet> Answer my question?
31:43 <bee_hornet> 99% yes 98% no
34:09 <Carts> bee_hornet
34:12 <Carts> whats cooking
34:12 <bee_hornet> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/American_Layout_Double_Zero_Wheel.jpg
34:25 <bee_hornet> roohafza
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35:31 <Carts> this guy is 2 weird
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37:15 <Carts> bee_hornet
37:22 <Carts> what is wrong with you?
37:57 <Carts> why do you part and join so often?
40:26 <bee_hornet> just in case you didnt wake my up before sets my house on arsen while someone sleeping init that tragically that happens to be me
40:47 <Scramble> lol
41:10 <Carts> did you take drugs again ?
41:25 <bee_hornet> what is your concern
41:54 <Carts> I like you (not in a sexual way) I am concerned
42:09 <Carts> I want you to come back to aust
42:13 <Carts> We need you here
42:19 <bee_hornet> same
42:20 <Carts> We need people like you
42:30 <Carts> same?
42:42 <bee_hornet> meaning i need to get back also
42:53 <Carts> exactly
43:02 <bee_hornet> it's not very pleasent in this toxic city
43:06 <Carts> drugs won't help, will it ?
43:17 <bee_hornet> man, i dont do shit
43:48 <bee_hornet> yes i have two cigarettes that about it today
43:53 <Carts> it's ok, this channel isn't being watched
43:56 <Carts> let it out
44:08 * bee_hornet cums for Carts
44:16 <Carts> lol
44:33 <Carts> How's Bengledesh...tell us a little about it
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44:45 <bee_hornet> not pleasent at all
44:46 * conan slaps stebie around a bit with a large trout
45:17 <bee_hornet> but i'll survive
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45:25 <conan> \/
45:36 <Carts> The only thing I know about Bangledesh is that female prostitution is legal but male pro isn't.
46:32 <Carts> there he goes again
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08:02 <conan> =,=
15:08 <Carts> fuck off Daniel
20:23 <ShaneWatson> lol
20:36 <ShaneWatson> bitches!
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35:04 <wingdings> shuns?
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52:14 <SuCkMyCoCk> HEY KIDS
52:19 * SuCkMyCoCk AND SUCK MY COCK
52:31 <SuCkMyCoCk> SLURP SLURP
52:35 <SuCkMyCoCk> GOBBLE GOBBLE
52:42 <SuCkMyCoCk> SUCK AWAY YOU COCKSUCKERS
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53:34 <SuCkMyCoCk> HEY CUTE COUPLE
53:43 <SuCkMyCoCk> WANNA BOTH SUCK MY COCK
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34:20 <bluetrain> Wow....
34:29 <bluetrain> go away and they make the webpage fancy on you
34:40 <bluetrain> Hello GabrielJ, how are you today?
34:42 <Scramble> nah, it's been that shit for a while
34:50 <bluetrain> I've been away for a year or so
35:56 <bluetrain> I'm kind of in a state of comparing the differences between irc and where else I chat so that I don't get confused where I'm at
36:27 <bluetrain> since the rules are slightly different, would be bad to mix them up
37:07 <bluetrain> Scramble how are you doing?
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39:57 <bluetrain> Hi Rhee
40:03 <bluetrain> How are you doing?
40:23 <Rhee> who here is like.. a massive nerdy nerd nerd?
40:35 <Rhee> Need help >.>
40:42 <bluetrain> you mean computer geek help?
41:52 <Rhee> cant start my laptop.. keeps being all "AHCI port0 error press F2 to continue" which takes me to system settings thingy which after going continue.. loads again then goes back to "AHCI etc" D:
42:17 <bluetrain> more than I can help you with sorry
42:26 <Rhee> grr
42:50 <Rhee> It was doing the same thing like 2 days ago after which I formatted it.. lost everything :<
42:53 <bluetrain> keep that for cutting and pasting for someone else though so you don't have to retype it again.
42:54 <Rhee> but fixed it until
43:00 <Rhee> I turned my computer off last night
43:14 <Rhee> lol I will.. I /amsged it
44:02 <bluetrain> what kind of laptop is it anyway and what operating system are you running?
44:37 <Rhee> Vista
44:39 <Rhee> um
44:43 <Rhee> Asus laptop
45:44 <bluetrain> just found an article in a forum
45:52 <bluetrain> same thing happened to them
45:57 <Rhee> orly
46:09 <bluetrain> it's on the asus support site
46:15 <Rhee> link?
46:51 <bluetrain> just a sec... have to grab it a different way
47:28 <bluetrain> http://vip.asus.com/forum/view.aspx?board_id=3&model=N81Vp&id=20100115221416906&page=1&SLanguage=en-us
48:16 <bluetrain> unfortunately doesn't seem to have responses
48:54 <Rhee> fkn cuntssss
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49:10 <bluetrain> ooops
49:36 <bluetrain> that would be one of them there rules :)
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51:27 <Incorruptible> Gooooood morning Vietnam!
51:29 <bluetrain> hello
51:32 <bluetrain> is it hot?
51:40 <Incorruptible> I'm still in bed :P
52:21 <Scramble> lolol
52:23 <Scramble> poor rhee
52:47 <bluetrain> [resists the urge to peek]
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53:49 <Scramble> 10am
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53:52 <Django> raw pee
54:48 <Scramble> morning
55:04 <Longie> smart status?
55:13 <Django> mownin
55:14 <Longie> first thing I do (usually) is disable smart checking in the bios
55:23 <Longie> too bad she's banned and can't see my reply :P
55:27 <Scramble> haha
55:28 <Django> lol
55:47 <Scramble> what's AHCI?
56:01 <bluetrain> Longie :)
56:10 <Longie> advanced host controller intercace
56:21 <Longie> interface*
56:32 <Longie> trainman :>
56:50 <Scramble> maybe somethign fried
57:20 <bluetrain> well the other person with the same problem had another problem that suggested it was a dying hard drive
57:24 <Longie> yeah
57:31 <Longie> smart is hdd checking, obviously, but I still disable it :P
57:46 <Longie> only had problems whe nit was enabled, that was like 8 years ago though
57:52 <Longie> it might actually work now
59:09 <Scramble> like raid?
59:12 <Scramble> bahahaha.....
01:11 <Longie> haha
01:40 <bluetrain> raid was mentioned in one of the links when I was looking at google as well...
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18:18 <Scramble> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQgIk3fV8zI
18:25 <Scramble> classic aussie hiphop
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19:03 <bluetrain> thanks was looking for something to listen to
19:47 <AusO> no such thing as classic hiphop, that music is just crap
19:57 <bluetrain> there is nothing wrong with that
20:04 <bluetrain> you may not enjoy it, so don't listen to it
20:19 <bluetrain> sorry... I enjoy hearing kids
20:35 <bluetrain> having fun and doing music
20:43 <simba> [09:49:45] <AusO> no such thing as classic hiphop - guy w/o brain alert
20:47 <Scramble> MY NAME IS KEEF.
20:50 <Scramble> love that part
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22:02 <simba> pawl
22:05 <simba> paul_banks
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26:49 <bluetrain> you know what... I'm hungry
26:59 <Incorruptible> Aye, me too.
27:03 <Scramble> same here
27:28 <bluetrain> I'm looking forward to the day when replicators come with the Food Network keyed in
27:56 <Scramble> rachel ray
28:32 <dudley> fuckwits
28:33 <Incorruptible> Replicators?
28:43 <Incorruptible> Morning Dudley :)
30:22 <Incorruptible> I spent two days past Geelong in Point Lonsdale wearing sunscreen out on the beach, even went to Ocean grove and didn't get burnt.
30:54 <MelbMan45> Geelong is fantastic spot Incorruptible
30:57 <Incorruptible> But yesterday just being outside by the pool for a little bit in bloody Digger's Rest and I am now a flippin' tomato. >:|
33:17 <MelbMan45> and u r in pain Incorruptible?
33:20 <bluetrain> um... sunscreen much?
33:43 <bluetrain> like you have to reapply it you know... Slip slop and slap
34:12 <Incorruptible> Yeah, but I didn't think I'd be out much yesterday so I let it go.
34:25 <Incorruptible> But replaying everything that went in my mind, the shade moved and then playing cricket.
34:31 <Incorruptible> Or bagging everyone out while they played cricket...
34:39 <bluetrain> replicators - there was a Star Trek exhibit in San Jose
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30:46 <Django> oh my goodness look at the time
30:51 <Django> its beer o'clock
32:19 <Longie> I'm half an hour
32:50 <Django> huh
34:40 <Belial> anyone have any idea if you can get the pic'ies of the speeding fines from VicRoads as well as Civic Compliance? or just the latter?
35:27 <Django> no idea, never been done
35:35 <Belial> i'm on old with VicRoads - and it is agitating the fuckers out of me...
36:06 <bluetrain> I have to remember to make sure the little draggy thing is all the way down so I see the words entering the window
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37:56 <Belial> and just for the record - for future reference; it's from Civic Compliance..
37:59 <Belial> just in case.. you know.
38:34 <Django> cheers *clinks glass against monitor*
38:44 <Django> not that i'll ever get done :D
39:01 <Belial> again, thanks for making that point... :\
39:15 <Django> you're most welcome
39:36 <Django> 1 parking fine in 16 years
40:08 <Belial> i'm guessing you either do not have a car, or you have OCD - which is it?
40:23 <Django> lol
40:28 <Django> i do have a bit of ocd
40:36 <Django> and i have a 351 Fairlane
40:40 <Django> i'm just not a hoon
40:41 <bluetrain> hehehehe
40:46 <bluetrain> and I just LOVE this place
41:01 <bluetrain> (um that doesn't count as all caps does it?)
41:21 <Django> depends
41:35 <Django> if you're a chick the male ops wont kick you
41:55 <bluetrain> well it was one word and I was a bit excited when I said it...
42:06 <Django> and it's unlikely the female ones will either, due to the irc fatty sisterhood thing
42:06 <bluetrain> I'll try to keep it a bit quieter in the future.
42:12 <Belial> and it's a fairly small ratio of caps to non-caps..
42:26 <bluetrain> Are the men on irc more fat or more skinny?
42:39 <Django> mix of both
42:40 <Belial> more fat than *what*?
42:50 <bluetrain> Because well yahoo news was making it sound like australians were all so worried about their sex being messed up because they were too fat.
42:54 <Django> i think he meant in general
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43:25 <Belial> i was being sarcastic..
43:28 <bluetrain> Belial, I was asking for a ratio
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43:48 <Belial> clearly it was misplaced :\
43:49 <Django> sick, my alaska piks are in ze air mail
43:50 <bluetrain> actually... but not all girls have trouble with maths
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45:08 <Belial> there are few things more depressing than misplaced sarcasm...
45:32 <bluetrain> I'm just sarcastically challenged
46:02 <bluetrain> the only reason they didn't kick me out of australia right away.. is because I have the attribute of being able to laugh at myself when someone explains that it was a joke.
46:03 <Belial> the lack of verbal queues doesn't really help..
46:39 <bluetrain> unlike most americans who take themselves way too seriously all the time.
47:32 <Belial> they're a patriotic bunch though.... i wish australiand were a *little* more like them on occasion...
47:40 <Belial> australians**
48:03 <bluetrain> Just close your eyes and sing ... I still call Australia Home
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48:19 <Belial> no, that'd be just weird..
48:48 <bluetrain> my other conversation is about how to get to sleep using very large books
49:12 <bluetrain> better than the british phrase of saying "Close your eyes and think of England"
49:45 <Belial> yeah, but poms do that all the time anyway...
49:56 <Django> straya, fuck yeah
50:11 <bluetrain> That's whom i was referring to...
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50:45 <bluetrain> a wonderful jewish friend of my explained told me what Jewish women say during sex... you know instead of ... oh ... baby... oh... god...
50:55 <bluetrain> they just say "Beige"
51:06 <bluetrain> "Beige..I think I'll pain the ceiling beige"
51:33 <Belial> lol - that's very funny..
52:01 <Django> at first i was like :|
52:07 <Django> and then i was like :|
52:25 <bluetrain> paint
52:25 <GO`GETTA> wtf
52:25 <bluetrain> sorry
52:25 <bluetrain> I'm gone
52:25 <bluetrain> I'm getting too silly for myself
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53:36 <GO`GETTA> belial
53:44 <GO`GETTA> wat kind of a retarted nik is dat
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54:11 <Belial> that's rich, comeing from "GO`GETTA"
54:21 <Django> it's "retarded"
54:24 <Django> not the nick
55:09 <Django> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v118/rubikcube/Funny/chinamen4ek.jpg
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58:22 <GO`GETTA> belial
58:25 <GO`GETTA> im sorry
58:27 <GO`GETTA> for being rudew
01:13 Nick: GO`GETTA is now known as HELLO
01:15 <Belial> You are nothing GO`GETTA. No one. Your opinion is moot.
01:19 * |lippa| walks around with a knife
01:24 Nick: HELLO is now known as GO`GETTA
01:54 <GO`GETTA> but
01:58 <GO`GETTA> i am somebody
02:18 <GO`GETTA> im just nobody on a irc client
02:18 <Belial> in your tiny contrived little world, maybe..
02:31 <Warlock> Belial: cum 2 papa
02:53 <GO`GETTA> go on ur daddy is callin u
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03:03 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
03:18 <GO`GETTA> wow a ban threat
03:25 <GO`GETTA> wat would i do if i was to be banned
04:11 Mode: (by Longie) -S
05:57 <Warlock> GO`GETTA: go wank somewhere else
06:26 <Longie> wheres the ban threat?
06:40 <Warlock> Laura Branigan - Self Control
06:43 <GO`GETTA> Read and follow or be banned
07:03 <Warlock> Longie u whore, wassup homie ? :)
07:06 <Longie> yeah
07:07 <Longie> spose
07:33 <Warlock> Longie is the town manwhore...
07:47 <Longie> probably!
07:53 <Warlock> was watching alvin purple lastnight, fuck it was funny
08:09 <hash> ^ honed
08:27 <GO`GETTA> ive got avatar on blueray
08:31 <GO`GETTA> such grafix
08:35 <hash> lol
08:38 <hash> sure you do
08:44 <GO`GETTA> im serious
08:49 <hash> so am i
08:55 <Longie> grfx
08:58 <GO`GETTA> ill charge $20 a head to watch it at my place
09:03 <Warlock> ive got 30,000 porno bluerays for sale, downloaded from porno.com
09:09 <GO`GETTA> if u interested drop a msg
09:32 <Warlock> lmfao
09:42 <Warlock> yeah sure...
09:43 <hash> different
10:13 <Longie> blue ray porn
10:15 <Warlock> i think there has to be a world record for the most downloaded porn
10:16 <Longie> you can smell the vag!
11:58 <Warlock> you can use cum for many applications that are versatile for diy projects
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12:10 <Django> wouldnt wanna watch anal porn on blu-ray then :(
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12:26 <Longie> hahaha
12:30 <Longie> ok I'm off, see ya :>
12:47 <hash> have fun
13:01 <Warlock> glue that doorknob properly nextime with cum Longie, it's kinda loose
13:16 <hash> wow
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28:00 <GO`GETTA> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=339ixMtHrVk&feature=related
28:06 <GO`GETTA> melbourne shuffle in 1920
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31:45 <Belial> man... i've got a thing for Flappers... i wonder if it's considered a fettish....is that weird?
31:51 <Belial> it is weird, isn't it?
32:49 <GO`GETTA> wats a flabber?
32:54 <Django> flappers?
33:29 <Belial> the chicks that do the Charleston back in the 20's and 30's...
33:50 <Django> some jazz dance?
34:46 <Belial> yeah...
35:00 <Belial> you'd know it if you saw it..
35:14 <GO`GETTA> yeh they do look fuckable
35:21 <GO`GETTA> like they r screamers
35:28 <GO`GETTA> we call them slappers
35:31 <GO`GETTA> not flabbers
35:53 <Django> http://my.ilstu.edu/~lmerri/uhigh/1920%27s/flappers.gif
36:00 <Belial> youtube has completely let me down...
36:59 <Belial> this is kinda close.. but not great - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJC21zzkwoE
37:41 <Django> swinging chicks
37:57 <simba> i survived HAITI
38:04 <Belial> i went to the Roaring Twenties bash for NYE this year.. it rocked..
38:26 <Django> that'd be cool
38:45 <GO`GETTA> whos horny
38:52 <GO`GETTA> i got a masif hard on
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40:36 <simba> Hello, Pieter!
40:40 <simba> A pleasure as always!
40:42 <Belial> Django: http://www.houseofburlesque.com/Melbourne_New_Years_eve_roaring_twenties_nye.html <-- that was it..
40:44 <simba> Please, come in! Have a seat!
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41:20 <Django> sounds interesting, i dont do dress ups tho :(
41:41 <Belial> yeah - general terms nor do i..
42:02 <Belial> and what i can tell you is... bracers are amazingly uncomfortable...
42:07 <Belial> braces*
42:08 <Django> lol
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42:14 <Django> i remember them from when i was a kid
42:17 <Django> hated them
43:04 <Belial> they give you serious lift and seperation... a male cameltoe... big time!!
43:09 <Django> braces and corduroy pants
44:15 <Pieter> have you got cankles?
44:20 <Belial> whoa - there's a good look..
44:28 <Pieter> hey simba:)
44:58 <Belial> Pieter: who? moi?
45:14 <Django> cankletoe
45:40 <GO`GETTA> sorry guys
45:44 <GO`GETTA> i must do this
45:56 <GO`GETTA> got shot ,got stabbed thank god i'm still living
45:56 <GO`GETTA> so tell me why they hate for the range i be driven?
45:56 <GO`GETTA> cause we came from nothing but board house
45:56 <GO`GETTA> zinc roof on the top of my board house
45:56 <GO`GETTA> from nothing to something
45:56 <GO`GETTA> thank mama for the mackerel and dumplings
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46:35 <Django> wat
49:23 Nick: GO`GETTA is now known as Depths`Of`The`Gutter
49:26 <Django> http://knowyourmeme.com/i/28741/original/GinAndJuice.jpg
50:18 <Pieter> man
50:30 <Pieter> i feel alone when my apartment is dead tidy
50:34 <Pieter> i need some clutter!
50:50 <Django> still playin forza 3 piet?
50:55 <Pieter> yeah
51:24 <Django> fired up the original again lately
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51:37 <Pieter> who? you?
52:07 <Django> yeah, on xbox1, i got upto level 30 or so with no cheats/assists a few years back
52:18 <Pieter> nice:)
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52:40 <Django> got some 86 911 like 600kw and 720nm of torque
52:53 <Django> goes sideways in 5th at 6krpm
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53:04 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> from the depths of the gutter they wonda wats next and whos next from the gutter shaf to the maz im next from the gutter yeh so if u wanna find me u can find me in guttter yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh so im searchin for better days better dayyyyyyyyys better dayyyyyyyyyyys
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53:56 <Django> some of the stuff dudes have done with the livery editor for 2 and 3 are just nuts
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54:51 <dudley> any vagina that i can use ?
55:06 <Django> dudley: google "fleshlight"
55:15 <dudley> nope
55:27 <dudley> go fuck yourself Django
55:39 <Django> if i could i wouldnt be talking to you
55:43 <simba> dudley: google "fleshlight"
55:54 <dudley> fuck you simba
56:05 <Django> dudley, you seem upset?
56:26 <simba> wtf dudley are u ok
56:29 <simba> PM me if u want
56:36 <dudley> yes i asked for some help and you guys just give me worthless advice
56:56 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> im a getter getter im a go getter got to hustle everyday to make me life bettah im a getter getter im a go getter
57:08 <Django> shut up
57:12 <Django> both of you
57:28 <dudley> Django take that back,
57:33 <dudley> that both of you one
57:34 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> django i will rip ur spinal cord and play baseball wif it
57:43 <Django> i dont think so
57:49 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> test me
57:55 <Django> im the toughest guy in this chan/austnet
57:56 <dudley> Depths`Of`The`Gutter your worthless
58:07 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> dudley dat not wat ur sis said
58:23 <dudley> what did she say exactly ? i bet it was something close to what i said
58:34 <simba> dudley: google "fleshlight"
58:38 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> nah it was more like ohhhhhhhhh shaf u make me wanna !
58:43 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
58:48 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> yEHS
58:51 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> harder
58:53 <dudley> thats heaps gay Depths`Of`The`Gutter
58:56 <simba> im chun-li irl
59:02 <Pieter> hehehehe
59:16 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> dudley it sounds gay cause its ur sis we talkin bout
59:39 <dudley> no i justm ean it sounds like a really gay thing for her to say
59:49 <simba> dudley are u harry potters cousin
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00:03 <dudley> simba i am fat
00:05 <dudley> we have that in common
00:13 <Django> how fat?
00:18 <Django> biggest loser fat?
00:25 <dudley> nope not that at
00:30 <dudley> i'm about 15kg overweight
00:31 <dudley> or something
00:32 <Christina> That's hot.
00:43 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> CHRISTINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
00:44 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> lol
00:51 <Christina> ... Why you yelling?
00:52 <dudley> Christina hi babe
00:53 <Christina> Hi. :P
00:57 <Django> dudley was the guy that had child pron on the comp and got edited out of biggest loser
01:02 <Christina> hi duds ;) where's my fairyfloss?
01:06 <Django> sure of it
01:08 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> u get me xcited
01:11 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> sorry bout dat
01:16 <dudley> i just washed my dick in the shower Christina
01:27 <Christina> Good, now it's ready...
01:32 <dudley> indeed
01:33 <Christina> to be sliced open
01:34 <Christina> with a knife.
01:39 <dudley> correct
01:47 <dudley> disected to figure out how its so awesome
01:59 <Christina> And why it's so small
02:03 <dudley> yeah
02:09 <dudley> and how its still alive at that size hey
02:10 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> christina do u know wat it feels to be sliced open wif a knife?
02:27 <Christina> Not yet. Do you?
02:29 <dudley> Depths`Of`The`Gutter she has a cun.t
02:36 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> imagine holding ur intestines while u run to a hospital
02:43 <Christina> Yum.
02:46 <Christina> Sounds sexy.
02:52 <Django> ban dudley
02:54 <Django> bad words
02:58 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> its extrutiating pain
02:58 <dudley> nope
03:01 <Christina> Don't be such a prude.
03:11 <simba> hey Christina hows the ballet going
03:11 <Christina> The C word is a beautiful thing.
03:17 <Christina> Unless you're a faggot.
03:23 <Django> just because your face looks like one
03:26 <Christina> simba, yeah mate, heaps ballet :]
03:35 <Django> doesnt mean we can all talk like uncultured bogans
03:36 <dudley> Django thats not very nice to say about a beautiful woman.
03:57 <Christina> He was referring to my genetalia, YOU were referring to my face.
04:08 <Christina> So I think you're the uncultured one dear.
04:09 <dudley> Django you should punch yourself in the dick
04:20 <Django> both are equally repulisive, i am certain
04:25 <Django> *repulsive
04:28 <Pieter> heh
04:31 <Django> shut up dudley
04:31 <Pieter> dog the bounty hunter
04:36 <Christina> Don't be too sure (:
04:40 <Django> dont make me mace you brah
04:44 <Christina> LOL!
04:50 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> christina
04:57 <dudley> anyway back to more possitive points, Christina i bet will enjoy giving me a blowjob.
04:58 <Christina> Yeah?
05:04 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> how u doin hun
05:09 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> u lied to me didnt u
05:14 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> norty girl
05:19 <Christina> dudley I told you what I'd do to you. You need me to repeat?
05:25 <Christina> I lied? About?
05:32 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> u told me ur a syd gal
05:36 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> but here u r in melb
05:46 <dudley> Christina yes please untill its what i want to hear
05:51 <Django> Christina is really a 300lb unemployed plumber named steve
06:01 <simba> same
06:12 <Christina> dudley: I want to circumsize your penis.
06:17 <Christina> And staple the foreskin...
06:19 <Christina> to your forehead.
06:23 <dudley> Django why don't you use the proper measuement systems ?
06:35 <Christina> I know, wtf is pounds.
06:38 <Django> i go by ufc weight classes bro
06:48 <dudley> ufc is pathetic
06:50 <Christina> Oh fulleh hectix kickboxer.
06:53 <Django> you are
06:53 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> dudly
06:58 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> duley
07:01 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> dudley
07:10 <dudley> yes piece of dogs dicks ?
07:11 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> give me ur ciggarettes
07:17 <Django> dont ask
07:19 <Django> just take them
07:25 <Django> dudley cant defend himself
07:32 <simba> dudley is visibly upset sitting at his keyboard waiting for the next person to attack him before launching an assualt via PM
07:54 <Christina> dudley is a simple guy.
07:58 <Christina> all he wants is a blowjob.
08:01 <Christina> or 2.
08:02 <dudley> yep
08:05 <dudley> or 3
08:09 <Christina> or 9334.
08:14 <Christina> Infinite blowjobs
08:14 <dudley> or 90210
08:16 <Christina> LOL!
08:25 <dudley> :)
08:35 <dudley> 1- blowjobs
08:52 <dudley> yeah
09:01 <dudley> thats all
09:11 <dudley> friendly male
09:25 <Christina> 15kg overweight male seeks infinite blowjobs.
09:27 <Christina> Hot.
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09:37 <dudley> hehe
09:44 <dudley> i'm unemployed aswell
09:48 <Christina> BONUS.
09:55 <dudley> just means i got time for a gf
10:19 <dudley> not wasting my time doing pointless shit
10:22 <Django> chicks dig unemployment
10:43 <Django> i need to do wees
11:31 <dudley> i did a shit earlier Django
11:43 <Django> so
11:50 <dudley> just braging
12:18 <Django> try whey protein/creatine shakes and then come back and tell me what your shits are like
12:31 <Django> my shits would make godzilla run
12:47 <dudley> i don't do enough physical activities to make use of those
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32:23 <simba> kelly roland - stole
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39:24 <Django> poor banksy
39:27 <Django> noooooooooooooooooooot
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47:12 <FAC3L3SS> yaya
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48:43 <kibblz> @@@@@@@@@
48:44 <kibblz> @@@@@@@@@
49:40 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> kce
49:47 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> wat is dat and m n m
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03:52 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
05:21 <bree> hi Daniel
05:29 <Pieter> like pee on a toilet seat
05:33 <Pieter> so are the days of our lives
05:33 <Django> lol
05:44 <Django> i have it on 9 too
05:56 <Django> fuckin crap
07:21 <Django> i hate this ready steady cook fag
08:15 <Melbournity> lol
08:33 <Melbournity> why coz he didnt swallow ya load last time round so ur pissed off with him now?
08:34 <Django> xbmc screensaver is better than tv
08:39 <Django> no
08:46 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> MURDA
09:25 <Django> i hate him cause he's an annoying whiny fag, much like you Melbournity
09:32 <Django> and he cant cook
09:36 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> django
09:37 <bree> and he is fat too
09:41 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> ur da only mofo whinging
09:43 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> ur a fag
09:44 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> fuck off
09:49 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> crusted anus
09:52 <Django> watch yo mouf son
10:05 <Django> i'll slap you so hard your mama will cry
10:13 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> go burn them warts off ur a hole
10:25 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> std spreading diseased fuck
10:36 <Django> speak for yourself
10:58 <Django> you're the wart on the dick of life
11:07 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> wtf
11:12 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> make sence
11:16 <Django> sense
11:20 <Django> you stupid fuck
11:25 <Django> i did make it
11:26 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> nah
11:33 <Django> you're too stupid to comprehend
11:42 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> comprehend my cock
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11:49 <Django> dropped out at year 9 didn't you?
11:54 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> yeh
12:00 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> actually
12:04 <Django> loser
12:08 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> i wagged all of year 8 and 9
12:11 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> den i got in to tafe
12:20 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> now im a qualified carpenter
12:23 <Django> i didnt ask for your life story
12:24 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> rakin in 2 g a week
12:28 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> and im not even at work
12:36 <Django> 2 grams of sperm a week
12:37 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> u sorta did
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13:55 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> i put on for my city
13:55 <bee_hornet> i m not going to share my house with an assylum
14:01 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> i put on for my city
14:10 <Django> shutup
14:15 <Django> you people make me sick
14:22 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> melbourne u fucking ungreatful mother fucking arse crust
14:26 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> i built 500 homes
14:29 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> and nobody say fank u
14:32 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> django
14:36 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> u living in a hoiuse i built
14:40 <Django> no
14:56 <Django> i live in a mansion that was built before you were born son
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15:12 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> i mustve renovated it den
15:19 <Django> no chance
15:39 <Django> my family wouldnt hire agency workers referred from centrelink
15:50 <bee_hornet> http://www.bindarri.com.au/wp-content/featureimg/rodney/rodney-dekker-drought.jpg
16:27 <Django> stop trolling bee_hornet
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16:48 <Django> see you make the chicks leave
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17:03 <Django> and the bi fags join :(
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17:32 <Django> hi EK
17:39 <EternalKnight> hello Django
17:48 <Django> how goes it sir?
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18:00 <EternalKnight> same as always bit bored atm
18:22 <Django> pretty boring in here now
18:35 <Django> everyones probably hungover from straya day
18:59 <Django> too many vb's at robbos bbq
19:20 <Django> correction: barbie
19:22 <Django> mate
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19:39 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> fuck australia day
19:44 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> i burnt an aussie flag
19:48 <Django> stop trolling
19:49 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> in federation square
19:51 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> hahahahahaha
19:59 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> nobody giv a fuk
20:32 <Django> i'd have stopped you with a spin kick
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20:45 <EternalKnight> im pretty sure he is talking out his ass
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20:51 <Django> i know
21:07 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> how sure r u
21:20 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> did u watch the news this morning
21:27 <EternalKnight> well considering some of my old friends were there yesterday
21:29 <Django> mum wouldnt let you use matches
21:39 <Django> thats how we're sure
21:52 <EternalKnight> had they seen it im certain u would still be recovering in hospital
22:07 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> ahahahaha
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22:14 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> me recover
22:17 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> in hospital
22:21 <Django> he'd be dead
22:32 <Django> like that poor kangaroo :(
22:38 <Django> bastard pigs
22:42 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> u obviously dont know how deep we go from the northern
22:43 <EternalKnight> nar Django maybe within an inch of his life but not dead
22:59 <Django> you're not from north subs
23:09 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> we raided da city wif about 200 strong
23:12 <Django> maybe a wussy one like fairfield
23:17 <Django> actually
23:19 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> try coburg
23:23 <Django> lol
23:27 <Django> get lost
23:32 <EternalKnight> thats even lamer than fairfield
23:39 <Django> stfu
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23:43 <Django> im in coburg
23:50 <EternalKnight> hahaha
24:02 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> where r u
24:04 <EternalKnight> tho preston is lamer
24:08 <Django> the grove
24:16 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> im on harding
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24:24 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> come meet me at coburg leisure centre
24:25 <Django> pov street
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24:29 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> i need to teach u some respect
24:39 <Django> im there almost every morning
24:43 <Django> at 6am
24:57 <EternalKnight> im generally at home till 6am
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25:03 <EternalKnight> then i go to work
25:40 <bee_hornet> http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/5e/9e/c0/a-empty-coronet-peak.jpg
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25:50 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> django
25:53 <bee_hornet> hi pervert
25:58 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> i know where u live
26:00 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> hahahaha
26:04 <Django> sure you do son
26:06 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> that big arse house on the grove
26:10 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> ur fuckt
26:10 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> lmao
26:14 <Django> bring it
26:24 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> u know tony mockbell use ta live dere
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26:29 <EternalKnight> before u start saying someone is fucked u might wanna learn to spell
26:49 <Django> i drink with the bikies from highway 31
26:57 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> do ya
27:00 <EternalKnight> push bikies?
27:02 <Django> and lebs at summerworld
27:12 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> i dont drink
27:17 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> that already makes me more fit
27:25 <Django> lol
27:31 <EternalKnight> so u think
27:59 <bee_hornet> http://www.mountains.robshare.com/images/Lake%20Wanaka%20wp.jpg
28:00 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> django i bet u pump juice
28:02 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> ur weak
28:12 <Django> blueberry juice
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28:48 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> django im tryna get rid of 10000 bics
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28:54 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> anyt of u bikies interested
28:59 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> tell u lebs too
29:02 <Django> ban for drug talk
29:15 <Depths`Of`The`Gutter> fuck arabs
29:16 <Django> im clean bro
29:33 <Django> vitamins & prayers brother
29:37 <Django> just like hulkster
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29:46 <Django> be good to your parents
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30:33 <EternalKnight> hmm i might go watch a dvd
31:03 <Django> dvd's are so last decade
31:11 <Django> stream something to a media device
31:24 <EternalKnight> ill pass
31:28 <Django> lol
31:33 <Django> pm from that loser
31:40 <Christina> ROFL
31:41 <Christina> @
31:47 <Christina> [14:29] <Django> vitamins & prayers brother
31:47 <Christina> [14:29] <Django> just like hulkster
31:48 <Christina> LOL!
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33:26 <EternalKnight> anyways have fun pplz
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50:10 <kibblz> is everyone getting a msg from AusO?
50:29 <Longie> nope
50:33 <Incorruptible> I did earlier today.
50:33 <Longie> you mus tbe lucky
50:40 <kibblz> everyone he thinks is a girl that joins
50:42 <kibblz> hes like
50:43 <kibblz> asl pls
50:49 <Incorruptible> They kept on asking me about whether or not I had any hot relo's.
50:54 <kibblz> lol
51:02 <Incorruptible> They also said they were a 16 year old female so I kept my language down.
51:13 <kibblz> [12:50:50 pm] <AusO> hi asl pls
51:13 <kibblz> [2:47:41 pm] <AusO> hi asl pls
51:19 <kibblz> its an old horny man
51:20 <kibblz> :)
51:23 <Incorruptible> But they were keen to know whether or not I found any of them attractive.
51:43 <Incorruptible> Or a horny young man. Back in the day the lads on IRC used to pose as girls and then pay out the people on the other end like no tomorrow.
52:00 <kibblz> the guys that pretend to be chicks usually pretend they are lesbian
52:05 <kibblz> get other chicks pics n stuff
52:18 <Incorruptible> Now there's an idea
52:20 <Incorruptible> Ahahahaha
52:24 <kibblz> LOL
52:30 <Incorruptible> Nah.
52:36 <Incorruptible> The whole online dating thing is not my sort've scene.
52:52 <AusO> you are so wrong kibblz!
53:00 <AusO> and mind your fucking business!
53:10 <kibblz> well it is my business if you're messaging me.
53:15 <kibblz> so GET FUCKED.
53:16 <kibblz> :)
53:35 <Incorruptible> So AusO, what/who are you?
53:48 <Incorruptible> Are you really a young 16 year old female? And if so, why aren't you out hanging at the mall.
53:54 <AusO> well get your fucking facts right cunt! i am not FUCKING male!
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54:00 <kibblz> owned
54:04 <Incorruptible> blahaha
54:10 <^matty^> lol
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54:32 <Incorruptible> It's my own personal conviction that females on IRC are of the hideously large and grotesque persuasion.
54:36 <Incorruptible> And I'm generally right.
55:07 <^matty^> <AusO> hi asl pls <AusO> f 16 u single?
55:07 <^matty^> <^matty^> y
55:07 <^matty^> <AusO> is that a yes or why
55:11 <^matty^> rofl
55:30 <Incorruptible> Ahaha, yeah. I'm kind've reluctant to get flirty online.
55:41 <Incorruptible> 1) Everyone here is a male, and fat girls count as males.
55:46 <Incorruptible> 2) It's just weird.
56:18 <bee_hornet> http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0009R8IK8.01-A22UN21UL9VI60._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
56:27 <Pieter> cummmmmmmmm on judge judy
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58:15 <Just_Me> Pieter, u serious?
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59:35 <Just_Me> Incorruptible, u r pretty on the money, fat, ugly and/or fucked in the head
00:09 <Incorruptible> Aye, although I wouldn't say the last one. I've sort've got this no-swearing policy for myself heh
02:31 <Just_Me> u could have said screwed in the head
06:25 <BlackDevil> thats an odd suction cup bee_hornet
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08:49 <simba> good old collingwood forever
08:51 <simba> they know how to lose a game
08:51 <simba> side by side we choke together
08:51 <simba> and uphold micks flagless reign
08:51 <simba> see the barrackers complaining
08:51 <simba> as the paddywagon fades
08:51 <simba> knowing they wont see civilisation
08:51 <simba> until their bail in 30 days
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19:28 <bee_hornet> BlackDevil = nadya suleman
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29:26 <PandasDontDrive> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/1004492/girl-strangles-herself-dancing-to-lady-gaga
29:36 <PandasDontDrive> im sure there's a pun in there
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32:13 <tr1p1ea> fuck that azarenka can hit the ball
34:34 <PandasDontDrive> i dont get tennis
34:35 <PandasDontDrive> its shit
34:37 <PandasDontDrive> makes no sense
34:45 <PandasDontDrive> neither does AFL
34:52 <simba> lol
34:54 <simba> afl is awesome man
34:55 <PandasDontDrive> i mean are there even rules in afl? or positions?
35:03 <simba> of course!
35:06 <PandasDontDrive> WELL MAYBE IF YOU INVITED ME
35:10 <PandasDontDrive> INSTEAD OF YOUR BOYFRIENDS
35:11 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
35:21 <simba> would you be port or crows?
35:25 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
35:31 <PandasDontDrive> i live on port road
35:39 <PandasDontDrive> and i hate the court at port adelaide
35:42 <PandasDontDrive> so crows.
35:46 <PandasDontDrive> faggot magistrates.
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35:52 <simba> fuck thattttt
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> fine port.
36:02 <PandasDontDrive> i dont care
36:03 <simba> ill tell u the positions though
36:11 <PandasDontDrive> doggystyle?
36:15 <PandasDontDrive> finger in the bum?
36:19 <PandasDontDrive> oh noes thats rugby
36:24 <PandasDontDrive> i like rugby
36:32 <PandasDontDrive> and NFL and NBA
36:43 <simba> 3 backs, 3 half backs, 3 centres, 3 half forwards, 3 forwards, one ruckman, two rovers (centres basically) and 4 interchange
36:49 <simba> yea ive been egtting into nfl
36:52 <PandasDontDrive> three centres
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37:18 <PandasDontDrive> do their positions really matter
37:19 <PandasDontDrive> cause like
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37:31 <PandasDontDrive> when i watch it on tv they all seem to run wherever they want
37:41 <simba> lol
37:47 <simba> yea these days its becoming more like
37:49 <simba> running centric
37:54 <simba> but they still have possies
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
38:04 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> there should be a rule that the ruckmen cant be taller than 5"5
38:27 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> 2 little midgets going at it
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40:24 <tr1p1ea> nfl is a girls game
40:42 <tr1p1ea> hard to follow when there are so many stoppages
40:46 <PandasDontDrive> bs
40:50 <tr1p1ea> not to mention all the gear they wear
40:53 <tr1p1ea> soft as butter
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> bullshit
41:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> what about when the swans play? thats the most boring style of play ever
41:04 <PandasDontDrive> those guys are staunch
41:11 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i had to live in sydney for 2 years and all we ever got on TV was swans games :(
41:13 <PandasDontDrive> NFL is a fucking battle
41:15 <PandasDontDrive> it's a war
41:24 <PandasDontDrive> afl is a bunch of bitches running around in the mud
41:28 <PandasDontDrive> punching eachother
41:33 <PandasDontDrive> its bogan.
41:37 <tr1p1ea> says the man who doesnt know anything about afl
41:49 <PandasDontDrive> whats to know?
42:03 <PandasDontDrive> dude
42:12 <PandasDontDrive> afl was just created for the off season of cricket
42:16 <PandasDontDrive> its a side-sport
42:24 <simba> dude that was like 150 years ago lol
42:28 <PandasDontDrive> lol
42:33 <simba> i like how afl is ferocious without being stop start like nfl
42:39 <PandasDontDrive> i just dont like it.
42:45 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> it hasnt been ferocious since the 80s 90s
42:50 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> its netball these days
42:53 <PandasDontDrive> i feel like watching Any Given Sundy now
42:59 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> no chopping the arms, no going for a contested mark
43:16 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> rugby league used to be dirty as fuck too heh
43:16 <PandasDontDrive> if only i had drinks
43:23 <PandasDontDrive> abo rugby is
43:23 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> some bonza lagers
43:48 <PandasDontDrive> ok
43:54 <PandasDontDrive> so over the lager shit now ey
43:59 <simba> how about the fact that 2009 was full of horrid umpiring decisions and to cap it off tom hawkins hits the post in the grand final and its a goal, and post season those dickheads claim that nothing is wrong and nothing will be changed
44:01 <PandasDontDrive> i quit beer the end.
44:03 <simba> it will deifnitely be more like netball this year
44:22 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i prefer watching cricket where australia arent playing
44:32 <PandasDontDrive> fuck i hate cricket
44:38 <PandasDontDrive> too many Babus
44:44 <PandasDontDrive> every fkn indian plays cricket
44:51 <PandasDontDrive> they're born playing with their fucking dicks
44:55 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i like cricket but i hate the 'personalities' the 'australia must win' and the bullshit umpiring always helping australia
45:05 <tr1p1ea> errr
45:06 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i like cricket when ive had 3 tallnecks and im down the nets having a bowl
45:14 <tr1p1ea> tallnecks?
45:15 <tr1p1ea> lol
45:20 <PandasDontDrive> he means longnecks aye
45:20 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> 750mls
45:29 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> tally's
45:38 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sorry was trying to sound extra yobbo
45:50 <PandasDontDrive> call em what they're called
45:54 <PandasDontDrive> LONG NECKS
46:06 <PandasDontDrive> oi simba
46:08 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> TALL-EE
46:12 <simba> Panda
46:14 <PandasDontDrive> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon
46:16 <PandasDontDrive> and Django
46:19 <PandasDontDrive> say coopers red
46:23 <simba> whoa this convo has been in melb
46:25 <PandasDontDrive> not "ive got sparklings"
46:31 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
46:32 <simba> i say red and green
46:34 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> heh django got shitty before when i mocked his musical taste
46:41 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> its not even a sparkling ale though
46:48 <PandasDontDrive> i just say im gettin some sparklin
46:57 <PandasDontDrive> though lately ive been saying coopers red
47:02 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> thats like calling vb a bitter when it isnt one
47:12 <PandasDontDrive> but if im at cafe primo and they ask me what i want i say a sparkling
47:21 <simba> CAFE PRIMO
47:22 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> coopers red is an english pale ale
47:22 <simba> PRETTY GOOD AYE
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47:29 <PandasDontDrive> GOOD AYE
47:30 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> ill have a coopers pale ale please
47:37 <simba> CHICKEN ALIPANA... NINE NITEY
47:37 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> even though the green is called pale ale
47:38 <simba> NINTEY
47:44 <PandasDontDrive> if i want a pale
47:45 <PandasDontDrive> i go
47:49 <PandasDontDrive> "ill have a pale"
47:56 <PandasDontDrive> paleale
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48:10 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> green and red are both pale ales though
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48:15 <PandasDontDrive> what's djangos musical taste?
48:24 <PandasDontDrive> red is sparkling ale
48:26 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> never mind
48:28 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> no it isnt
48:34 <PandasDontDrive> its called sparkling ale
48:37 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> the bottle says that just to differentiate
48:41 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> they are both english pale ale
48:45 <PandasDontDrive> what's the difference
48:50 <PandasDontDrive> they taste different
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49:03 <PandasDontDrive> im sure you're wrong
49:10 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> one is 1.3% stronger with more sediment
49:22 <PandasDontDrive> ah ok
49:41 <PandasDontDrive> im not a big beer drinker
49:48 <PandasDontDrive> i like liqour
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50:20 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> too expensive for a decent one though
50:27 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> a decent scotch is like $150/bottle
50:38 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> or $280 for something aged 15 years
50:51 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> so you end up buying cheapo $30 scotch and its crapolla
50:54 <PandasDontDrive> J&B is awesome yum
50:57 <PandasDontDrive> 32 bucks
51:09 <PandasDontDrive> mate
51:24 <PandasDontDrive> if you spend 280 dollars on scotch you're not going to drink it in on night with your mates
51:34 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> im talking quality stuff though
51:37 <PandasDontDrive> you're gonna keep it in a fucking cupboard and hardly touch it
51:47 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> its like comparing a hot dog with prosciutto
52:09 <PandasDontDrive> there's nothing non quality about spending 32 bucks on a bottle of J&B
52:12 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> scotch isnt the stuff you drink more than a 1/4 a bottle a night
52:26 <PandasDontDrive> are you a millionaire?
52:28 <PandasDontDrive> no
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52:39 <PandasDontDrive> you're not exactly old money or something
52:47 <PandasDontDrive> so why do you give a shit about drinking ettiquete
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53:20 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> millionaire?
53:28 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i want to try the good things in life
53:33 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> im not some hardened aussie battler
53:35 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> who loves the cheapest crap
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53:47 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> and swears by his worn out thongs
53:50 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> and his king gee overalls
53:55 <PandasDontDrive> so if you want to get drunk on beer
54:03 <PandasDontDrive> you spend say 70 bucks to get pissed?
54:15 <PandasDontDrive> you wanna get hammered on liqour you spennd 100 bucks?
54:15 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> to get drunk on? prob buy a stout or something
54:23 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> nah, 4-5 tall bottles of southwark stout
54:28 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> thats set me back $25
54:30 <PandasDontDrive> i mean sure i wont buy like fkn 100 pipers scotch for 25 bucks because it IS shit
54:50 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> ah, i remember high school when we'd shop around to find the cheapest of cheap scotches
54:55 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> $17 for carlton club
54:58 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> $19 100 pipers
55:06 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sometimes real mccoy bourbon
55:06 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
55:12 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Prince of Wales scotch $17
55:15 <PandasDontDrive> haha
55:20 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> they were fucking foul
55:47 <PandasDontDrive> yer
56:06 <PandasDontDrive> agreed
56:14 <PandasDontDrive> i love J&B <3
56:28 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> love it enough to drink it straight?
56:33 <PandasDontDrive> fucken oath
56:36 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> the last cheap scotch i had was ballantines
56:39 <PandasDontDrive> i ONLY drink it straight
56:46 <PandasDontDrive> on the rocks
56:49 <PandasDontDrive> i dont mix drinks
56:55 <PandasDontDrive> what's the point
57:01 <PandasDontDrive> might aswell just drink cola on its own
57:55 <PandasDontDrive> since 1749 <3
59:43 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> seeing as its so rare that australia gets good import beers
59:52 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> it makes people like me and django crave it more
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> i suppose
00:09 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> if they were easily availabile i'd have tried them all by now
00:23 <PandasDontDrive> i would drink rarer beers at some sort of function or at a small gathering of really good friends
00:24 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> there are some dudes on beeradvocate who have 2000-4000 reviews
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00:38 <PandasDontDrive> but there's no way im wasting good money on people i'd turn on in a second to save my own life
00:58 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> im not saying im gonna force proper beers on people who swear by VB
01:08 <PandasDontDrive> fuck VB in the arse
01:51 <PandasDontDrive> id drink top notch beer with ya
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> long as djanga left his shit taste in music at home
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02:20 <PandasDontDrive> djanga is boong for django.
03:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> nah his taste is okayish
03:18 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> hes just too focussed on guitar-stuff to notice anything else going on
03:25 <PandasDontDrive> ah
03:43 <PandasDontDrive> i want Bryn Terfel to come back to australia so i can see him live
03:53 <PandasDontDrive> Womadelaide this year is going to be great
03:54 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> 500 acts from around the globe
04:07 <PandasDontDrive> i have my four day pass
04:28 <PandasDontDrive> though none of my friends are going because all they care about is shit like BDO
04:35 <PandasDontDrive> and have no cultural bones in their bodies
04:43 <PandasDontDrive> i could kill them all.
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05:24 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> straya mate
05:36 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> people here dont care for culture or variety
05:42 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> they want to be spoon fed what they already know
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06:37 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> maybe the jail/convict/leyland brothers thing has rubbed off
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09:30 <dudley> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon fuck you
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12:27 <bluetrain> Hello
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13:24 <Slowmover> hello all
13:27 * Slowmover stretches
14:09 <bluetrain> *tickles slowmover*
14:15 <PandasDontDrive> a lot of people care about culture but so many dont
14:21 <PandasDontDrive> it's a travesty
14:27 * Slowmover giggles
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14:38 <bluetrain> I can almost see your hand against your forhead as you say that...
14:42 <PandasDontDrive> i know the guy that used to fly the leyland brothers around in his jet
14:50 <PandasDontDrive> wonder how he is
14:57 <Slowmover> lol
15:02 <PandasDontDrive> last time i saw him he was renovating a mansion on kangaroo island
15:14 <PandasDontDrive> he taught me to shoot huhu
15:30 <bluetrain> I'm a bit of a mixed bag as far as culture goes
15:39 <bluetrain> not to be confused with a "wind bag"
15:43 <PandasDontDrive> lol
15:53 <PandasDontDrive> i love womad
15:55 <bluetrain> but if I was scottish I might
16:03 <PandasDontDrive> but there better be more than a coopers stand this year
16:11 <bluetrain> coopers
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16:14 <bluetrain> I miss coopers
16:15 <PandasDontDrive> my dads side are of scot descent
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16:20 <bluetrain> Wags the dog... he does the tango
16:26 <PandasDontDrive> all the way back to a clan that fought with william wallace
16:41 <bluetrain> I thought I spelled that wrong
17:01 <Slowmover> nikki^ :)
17:04 <PandasDontDrive> lol
17:05 <Wags-The-Dog> PandasDontDrive are you related to Robert The Bruce
17:17 <tetrasalicylide> Oh fuck.
17:19 <PandasDontDrive> haha robert the bruce
17:25 <PandasDontDrive> no
17:30 <Wags-The-Dog> i just like saying that name, sorry
17:34 <Wags-The-Dog> Robert The Bruce
17:57 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmmm.
18:03 <PandasDontDrive> haha
18:14 <PandasDontDrive> did you watch the History of Scotland on sbs?
18:25 <PandasDontDrive> pretty interesting, though i forget most of it now
18:57 <PandasDontDrive> did you know that Niles on The Nanny is really american
19:23 <bluetrain> and House on House is really British
19:46 <Wags-The-Dog> the guy that does the voice of Elmo is a gay black man
19:56 <PandasDontDrive> im flirting with this chick i want on facebook
20:54 <Pieter> god damnit
20:57 <Pieter> i burnt my custard :(
21:20 <bluetrain> Pandas, you did check to see if she is in a relationship right?
21:26 <PandasDontDrive> by custard do you mean something else?
21:26 <bluetrain> Sorry to hear that Pieter
21:37 <PandasDontDrive> lol shes not
21:40 <PandasDontDrive> i dont think
21:44 <bluetrain> he probably scorched it as he was heating it up
21:49 <PandasDontDrive> i used to have a thing for her sister like 10 yrs ago
21:58 <Pieter> :((
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22:28 <bluetrain> The reason why I said so Pandas.. is because some girl started saying something to a guy in a room... he said... You have me as a friend in facebook... didn't you notice I've been in a relationship for over a year now?
22:37 <bluetrain> she was giving him grief for cheating on her
22:44 <PandasDontDrive> infact i was pretty sure that i got with her sisters sister years ago but this IS her sisters sister so i must have got with her sisters friend
22:44 <bluetrain> when she's already married
23:02 <PandasDontDrive> haha
23:21 <PandasDontDrive> this chick is friends with some of my friends, met her at a beach doof a month ago
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23:55 <Wags-The-Dog> there's nothing wrong with Ohio, except the snow and the rain
24:36 <tr1p1ea> FUCKS sake
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25:05 <PandasDontDrive> relationship status - single ;)
25:12 * Longie hooks in
25:16 <PandasDontDrive> paule bankes
25:18 <Longie> now whos status?
25:19 <PandasDontDrive> lol
25:23 <Longie> I just connected :/
25:23 <PandasDontDrive> this chick jeanne
25:25 <Slowmover> hey Longie :)))
25:29 <PandasDontDrive> you can have her sister
25:31 <PandasDontDrive> shes hot
25:36 <LeMz> blarghhh i hate accidents on the freeways
25:46 <PandasDontDrive> i saw a guy hit by a car once
25:49 <PandasDontDrive> disgusting
25:50 <Slowmover> how is the pool dan??
25:51 <Longie> st opdriving when smoking valium then
25:56 <PandasDontDrive> now to forget the whole incident again
25:57 <Longie> I don't own a pool eric :(
26:07 <Slowmover> I know that :P
26:09 <Longie> the pool comp starts again tomorrow :D
26:13 <PandasDontDrive> smoking valium
26:16 <PandasDontDrive> lol
26:16 <Longie> pub wanteda break so its been like 6 weeks or so
26:16 <Slowmover> woo hoo :)
26:19 <PandasDontDrive> ive run out of valium fkn
26:21 <Slowmover> cool
26:27 <Slowmover> nice for u but no free beers
26:33 <Longie> and I need to find someone to run iot for me on the 6th march
26:36 <Longie> haha yeah
26:37 <LeMz> They make me wait sooo long to go 2 kms
27:04 <Slowmover> I would run it but I ain't in syd!!
27:05 <Longie> been an expensive holidays :(
27:12 <Longie> so I haven't been going out at all
27:20 <Slowmover> awww :(
27:35 <PandasDontDrive> ill run for you
27:38 <Longie> sure
27:38 <PandasDontDrive> run for PRESIDENT!
27:47 <PandasDontDrive> if we become a republic
27:50 <Longie> you get to keep everyones entry fee and get free beer
27:52 <PandasDontDrive> and james packer buys the presidency
27:59 <PandasDontDrive> im dedicating my life to assassination
28:00 <Longie> and just boss people around and tell them when their games up
28:03 <Longie> hard work :P
28:06 <PandasDontDrive> and laughing at the word assassination
28:08 <Slowmover> what is entry.. $2 yeah?
28:09 <Longie> ASS
28:10 <Longie> yeah
28:30 <Longie> so its $30 on a shit night and like $70-80 on a good night
28:33 <Slowmover> nice easy 40 or so when I was there
28:36 <Longie> haha yeah
28:38 <Slowmover> yeah
28:52 <Longie> I don't know how I can handle doing it :P
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29:09 <Slowmover> ur just the man for the job!!!
29:12 <Longie> haha
29:15 <Longie> its good when I don't get smashed shouth
29:16 <Longie> thouhg*
29:20 <PandasDontDrive> camp lazlo is on!
29:23 <Longie> because I come high enough to win prize money on top
29:24 <PandasDontDrive> l a z l o
29:27 <PandasDontDrive> L A Z L O!
29:28 <Longie> LEZBO
29:34 <PandasDontDrive> and lazlo was his name-o
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29:51 <bee_hornet> http://dotearth.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/12/11/december-surprise-sub-tropical-storm-olga/
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> and then the trio went to camp and turned it upside down-o l a z l o l a z l o l a z l o and lazlo was his name-o!
30:32 <Slowmover> have u won it yet dan?
30:36 <PandasDontDrive> i won dan
30:39 * PandasDontDrive cuddles
30:41 <bluetrain> Longie
30:48 <Longie> bluetrain
30:53 <Longie> good luck josh
30:55 <bee_hornet> no you cant
30:58 <Longie> eric, nope, still only came second haha
31:01 <PandasDontDrive> i didnt say you could speak
31:04 * PandasDontDrive gags you
31:08 <Longie> I didn't say you could reacharound me
31:11 <Slowmover> this week... while they r outta practice :)
31:12 <Longie> but I don't see either of us complaining
31:15 <bee_hornet> good boy
31:18 <Longie> haha eric yeah
31:21 <Longie> I played once when carl was up
31:25 <Longie> and last saturday when my sister came out
31:35 <Longie> josh, the guy that wins when bens not there was there and I beat him
31:38 <Longie> so hopefulyl he's still out of form
31:45 <Slowmover> woo hoo :)
31:49 <bee_hornet> my gf & i played with a tranny cock
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32:08 <PandasDontDrive> parts of this can can be the same age as me!
32:11 <Longie> you played with her cock?
32:12 <PandasDontDrive> LOL shimoon
32:14 <BikerMan> did you like it bee_hornet?
32:24 <bee_hornet> ofcourse we did
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32:40 <BikerMan> lol nice
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33:34 <Slowmover> hmmm
34:30 <Wags-The-Dog> come back to Texas, it's just not the same since you went away, before you lose your accent
34:40 <PandasDontDrive> i know a chick that used to be a guy
34:41 <simba> Wags-The-Dog
34:43 <simba> he likes to tango
34:44 <PandasDontDrive> wouldnt know it to look at her
34:52 <PandasDontDrive> she was on the hormones since like 12
34:59 <PandasDontDrive> she's actually quite attractive
35:03 <bee_hornet> some are hot among them and very horny
35:04 <PandasDontDrive> and a very nice person, shes asian
35:17 <bee_hornet> oh double the pleasure
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36:25 <PandasDontDrive> if i didnt know
36:30 <PandasDontDrive> id probably hit on her
36:31 <PandasDontDrive> lol
37:04 <bluetrain> okay I'm really not paying attention here so if I'm missing some good opportunities for jokes... just nod, grin and pretend like I told them.
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37:31 <bluetrain> my son is being very distracting
37:40 <bee_hornet> anal is more fun than hitting on the lose vags
38:02 <SilkySara> bluetrain how about be a better parent, get off your ass from the computer
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38:32 <bluetrain> SilkySara... My son is responsible for getting himself to bed.
38:37 <PandasDontDrive> how old are you bluetrain?
38:54 <bluetrain> If he chooses not to do so he will learn from that opportunity
39:07 <PandasDontDrive> i sometimes wonder about my kid
39:13 <PandasDontDrive> what he looks like now, how tall he is
39:21 <PandasDontDrive> what his voice sounds like maybe
39:22 <bluetrain> I'm not going to helicopter over a 9 year old who can very well, brush his teeth, put on his pjs and go to bed himself.
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39:27 <SilkySara> haha so you have no control over yours kids, typical fucking lazy ass parent
39:29 <PandasDontDrive> then i forget and dont care anymore
39:45 <SilkySara> they are your kids, not your friends
40:04 <bluetrain> No, actually I do pick the battles and set the rules, I just give him responsibility for his own actions, let him face the consequences... and let him grow up
40:10 <bee_hornet> i might keep a teen girl friend this time!
40:20 <bluetrain> instead of make his decisions, bark commands, and get mad at me for his own problems.
40:38 <PandasDontDrive> im hungry
40:41 <PandasDontDrive> what to eat
41:11 <bluetrain> I happen to be the authoritarian in this house and I parent with love and logic. Not crappy I'm the parent do as I say and never learn self discipline
41:17 <bee_hornet> eat corns
43:04 <bluetrain> capiche?
43:08 <PandasDontDrive> are you hot
43:10 <PandasDontDrive> lol
43:17 <PandasDontDrive> SilkySara is just a shit stirrer
43:47 <bluetrain> and to answer your question I'm 43, have training as a teacher, have ran family day care, and have a masters degree in library and information science... so what I don't know I can find out.
43:47 <PandasDontDrive> nothing sexier than a milf
44:03 <PandasDontDrive> one of my mates mums who is like 43 tried to fuck me once
44:09 <simba> lol
44:15 <PandasDontDrive> when i crashed over her place with him cause i couldnt stay at my girlfriends
44:19 <SilkySara> with a strap on?
44:32 <PandasDontDrive> her fk youngest kid was in the room in his cott
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44:48 <PandasDontDrive> n shes trying to grope my dick
44:52 <tr1p1ea> fucking serena the monkey
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45:08 <PandasDontDrive> mm serena
45:14 <PandasDontDrive> thats the name of this chicks sister
46:16 <bluetrain> Well, how did that work for you Pandas...?
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47:06 <Deadmau5> Kickboxer is awesome. Jean-Claude dancing drunk makes me lol
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50:51 <bluetrain> okay he finished in the allotted time so I'm going to go read a chapter... see you all in a bit
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52:50 <Wags-The-Dog> Tony Abott's daughters are a bit of alright
52:55 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> is it a public holiday today as well lol? tried ringing a few places and all engaged or ringing out
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01:17 <damian> itssaaa marrriooooo
01:25 <PandasDontDrive> lol
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04:57 <Longie> hha
05:01 <alch3my> its shit!
06:54 <kibblz> http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/9567/mariopmi.jpg <--- alch3my's mario
07:10 <alch3my> ;p
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07:33 <ShaneWatson> good afternoon
09:18 <Longie> alchemys one is too big :(
09:21 <Longie> won't work in HelpOP
10:22 <alch3my> :~(
10:25 <alch3my> leave my penis out of helpOP
10:41 <Pieter> haha @ the marios
10:44 <Pieter> funny
10:49 <pervert> which faggot banned me for posting a 5 line banner the other day?
10:55 <alch3my> chanop
11:18 <PandasDontDrive> oh im so full from those sandwiches
11:18 <PandasDontDrive> mmmz
11:21 <pervert> nah it was that paedophile
11:25 <pervert> i forget his name
11:31 <alch3my> and you wonder?
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12:25 <alch3my> I have a new rule
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12:36 <alch3my> if you dont say anything over the phone to me after the second hello, ill hang up on your ass
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12:50 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Sup HOmeys
12:53 <alch3my> was prolly some injins trying to give me a free phone anyway
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13:13 <WiLd_TuRkeY> KEVIN Rudd has vowed to intervene in the case of a former Australian soldier who has been sentenced to death in Kabul for murdering an Afghan.
13:23 <alch3my> lol
13:41 <WiLd_TuRkeY> words are worth shit
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13:51 <pervert> pfft
14:01 <pervert> they can't even get schapelle off the hook
14:01 <WiLd_TuRkeY> go in hard or go home
14:02 <pervert> lol
14:11 <alch3my> indeed. nothing is going to happen.
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15:24 <Pieter> im gonna go have a cat nap
15:24 <Pieter> bbl
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15:44 <PandasDontDrive> yay its raining
15:46 <PandasDontDrive> finally!!
16:31 * PandasDontDrive wonders if this girl really likes him
16:33 <PandasDontDrive> hmmz
16:38 <PandasDontDrive> we was flirtings
16:40 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ask her PandasDontDrive
16:44 <WiLd_TuRkeY> get serious
16:51 <WiLd_TuRkeY> kill the moment
17:04 <PandasDontDrive> haha
17:09 <PandasDontDrive> i mentioned sex
17:11 <PandasDontDrive> etc
17:16 <PandasDontDrive> shes a nu-hippy
17:17 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
17:26 <WiLd_TuRkeY> whatever that is
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17:37 <PandasDontDrive> its hot
17:46 <PandasDontDrive> i love chicks that wear dresses
17:47 <PandasDontDrive> haha
17:59 <bluetrain> and no underwear
18:07 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
18:09 <PandasDontDrive> hot
18:14 <PandasDontDrive> id boof her
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18:19 <PandasDontDrive> maybe a bum if shed let me
18:20 <PandasDontDrive> lol
18:26 <kibblz> mm mi goreng
18:34 <bluetrain> dreeema I sort of remember that nickname
18:53 <PandasDontDrive> i love mi gorengs haha
18:57 <PandasDontDrive> i have 3 packets
19:04 <pervert> ah
19:10 <kibblz> yeah so does my friend
19:15 <kibblz> has three packets
19:20 <kibblz> im havin two today cause i only got 4 left.
19:23 <pervert> maybe you should put them in your bottom
19:24 <pervert> lol
19:52 <kibblz> dunno how i had maggi 2 min noodles all those years
19:59 <kibblz> has mi goreng been around for long
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
20:03 <PandasDontDrive> yes
20:08 <PandasDontDrive> ive been eating them since i was a kid
20:12 <PandasDontDrive> like 15 yrs ago
20:16 <PandasDontDrive> or somethin
20:17 <kibblz> i only ever knew about it 4 years ago
20:18 <kibblz> or so
20:19 <PandasDontDrive> lol
20:21 <tr1p1ea> if serena didnt have tits and had short hair she would look like a manly MAN
20:30 <kibblz> serena?
20:30 <PandasDontDrive> yer i introduced my friends to them
20:35 <bluetrain> I like manly men
20:35 <PandasDontDrive> williams
20:39 <kibblz> oh
20:39 <kibblz> lol
20:40 <bluetrain> and boys that don't have doodles
20:50 <kibblz> yeah she has big tits
20:52 <kibblz> big black tits
20:57 <JessicaWatson> i bet they'd have giant clits
21:00 <bluetrain> but I'm referring to a tv show
21:08 <kibblz> lol
21:14 <JessicaWatson> chicks who hage huge amounts of testosterone have huge clits
21:18 <bluetrain> Black Adder I think
21:21 <JessicaWatson> that thing is almost a man
21:21 <kibblz> http://www.celeb-ratings.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/serena-williams-nude.jpg
21:25 <kibblz> look at that chocolate womamn
21:25 <tr1p1ea> micropenis
21:31 <bluetrain> oh wait.. one word Blackadder
21:35 <tr1p1ea> like china the wrestler
21:35 <bluetrain> okay time for me to sleep
21:49 <bluetrain> night you all... be good, but if you can't be good be interesting
21:57 <tr1p1ea> or that african runner
22:00 <tr1p1ea> who is half dude
22:28 <tr1p1ea> fucking azarenka the stupid bitch
22:31 <tr1p1ea> had the fucking game won
22:34 <tr1p1ea> and cocked it up
23:01 <kibblz> sleep at this time
23:01 <kibblz> lol
23:04 <kibblz> the fuck
23:12 <kibblz> must not be from around here.
23:44 <Longie> from werribee
23:48 <Longie> and stoned off her tree
23:51 <Longie> oh wait, no drug talk
23:53 * Longie hides
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26:17 <bluetrain> Longie, you really need to euphamise better
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27:08 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sup dogg
27:23 * WiLd_TuRkeY howls
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28:12 <PandasDontDrive> black adder!
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28:14 <PandasDontDrive> i love black adder
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28:25 <PandasDontDrive> I like them full and fruity
28:26 <PandasDontDrive> WOOF
28:29 <PandasDontDrive> firm even
28:35 <Bandicoot> do you ever shutup
28:51 <tr1p1ea> at least one of the williams brothers is out
28:59 <Bandicoot> waffle on just as much as Pieter
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i said williams 9 minutes ago
29:11 <PandasDontDrive> shut the fuck up Bandicoot
29:15 <PandasDontDrive> seriously.
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29:24 <kibblz> lol
29:25 <PandasDontDrive> go get yourself banned again for being a faggot.
29:35 <PandasDontDrive> what the fuck nick is Bandicoot anyhow
29:47 <Longie> ^_^
29:48 <Bandicoot> it's the name of an Australian native mammal
29:57 <PandasDontDrive> keep telling yourself that
30:00 <kibblz> http://blogs.nerve.com/scanner/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/1388.jpg
30:05 <kibblz> oolala.. check out those titties
30:10 <Bandicoot> something the british didnt bring here
30:10 <bluetrain> Bandicoot is an australian animal
30:17 <Bandicoot> to destroy the native wildlife
30:20 <Bandicoot> like foxes and rabbits
30:32 <bluetrain> but Pandas eats shoots and leaves
30:34 <Longie> foxes aren't native
30:36 <bluetrain> er
30:40 <PandasDontDrive> does this guy actually think that i didnt know what a bandicoot was?
30:40 <kibblz> http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/SirJuanito/serenawilliams02.jpg
30:41 <kibblz> eww
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30:44 <Bandicoot> Longie thats what I said
30:49 <kibblz> i almost cant eat my migoreng now
30:51 <PandasDontDrive> rabbits were introduced by one man
30:53 <bluetrain> that's what he was saying... that they are different than foxes and rabbits
30:58 <PandasDontDrive> whom had rabbits brought to australia to hunt
31:07 <Longie> oh sorry
31:11 <Longie> I didn't see 'bluetrain' talk between the lines
31:14 <Bandicoot> lol
31:14 <Longie> 7:30.34] [!] (bluetrain) Bandicoot is an australian animal
31:15 <Longie> [17:30.41] [!] (Bandicoot) to destroy the native wildlife
31:18 <Longie> read that as both bandicoot
31:21 <bluetrain> it's okay he lacked punctuation
31:21 <PandasDontDrive> garden snails are introduced aswell
31:22 * Longie shuts up
31:25 <Bandicoot> haha
31:25 <PandasDontDrive> aswell as the bee
31:30 <PandasDontDrive> our native bees dont make honey
31:32 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :p
31:33 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> the native bron
31:36 <bluetrain> no Longie, never shut up...
31:37 <PandasDontDrive> look who knows shit now you faggot
31:39 <kibblz> Bandicoot reminds me of fred bear
31:39 <Bandicoot> well, i love foxes
31:41 <bluetrain> I'd miss you too much
31:42 <WiLd_TuRkeY> some humans were also introduced
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31:47 <PandasDontDrive> foxes are cool yea
31:49 <Bandicoot> the only species I dont like is cane toads
31:53 <Bandicoot> and rats
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32:03 <PandasDontDrive> rats are native
32:03 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> gs69azzarenka
32:07 <kibblz> my fav animal is the hippo
32:08 <PandasDontDrive> we have native rats even
32:13 <Bandicoot> some are, most came over on ships
32:20 <tr1p1ea> depends on the rat
32:21 <PandasDontDrive> ^5 kibblz baby hippos are the cutest
32:26 <Bandicoot> we only have a few native rats, and they are diff to the european rats
32:27 <PandasDontDrive> i love elephants and hippos
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32:33 <kibblz> i was kidding
32:33 <kibblz> :P
32:37 <alch3my> rats are awesome pets
32:38 <kibblz> my fav animal is wolf and lion
32:42 <PandasDontDrive> well the pet rats
32:52 <PandasDontDrive> all go back to one man who decided to breed rats for scientific use
33:00 <alch3my> good for him
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> rather than dogs
33:04 <Bandicoot> i love foxes, dolphins, lions, sharks, dogs, cats and irc bushpigs
33:04 <alch3my> it would have happened eventually!
33:06 <PandasDontDrive> im just being Bandicoot
33:10 <alch3my> o
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33:13 <PandasDontDrive> telling you shit you dont need to know
33:13 <kibblz> yeah sharks.
33:18 <kibblz> lion wolf and shark
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33:20 <kibblz> great whites
33:21 <Bandicoot> sharks are like the mike tysons of the sea
33:22 * alch3my lols at You
33:27 <PandasDontDrive> i love great whites ey
33:30 <Bandicoot> they dont give a furrk
33:33 <kibblz> great whites look like alien monsters.
33:35 <PandasDontDrive> i want to punch on with a polar bear and a great white
33:42 <Bandicoot> bullshark is more aggressive than great white
33:43 <bluetrain> I look like an alien monster
33:45 <kibblz> http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/NYG/78027.jpg
33:47 <kibblz> look at that
33:47 <PandasDontDrive> lol
33:49 <kibblz> looks like an alien
33:55 <PandasDontDrive> nah
34:01 <Bandicoot> more ppl die from bullshark attacks than great white u know
34:02 <PandasDontDrive> the sharks in greenland
34:05 <PandasDontDrive> look like aliens
34:13 <Bandicoot> basking shark?
34:19 <PandasDontDrive> man what a beautiful animal in that pic
34:26 <kibblz> the only reason why ppl die from great whites is cause one bite kills you
34:28 <kibblz> almost always
34:31 <kibblz> and its just a taste bite
34:32 <PandasDontDrive> is the basking shark harmless?
34:32 <kibblz> lol
34:36 <Bandicoot> http://www.sharkireland.com/images/basking_shark_aj.jpg
34:40 <Bandicoot> checkout that gob
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34:51 <Bandicoot> http://guanoisland.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/basking_shark.jpg
34:54 <kibblz> yeah those are like whale sharks though
34:56 <Bandicoot> caught it on 6lb line
34:56 <kibblz> they dont harm us
34:58 <alch3my> `ban *!*@117.61.BC9551.0DD5A3 -noexpire (Ooops. This is easier with amsg)
35:03 <Bandicoot> look at its eye lol
35:09 <Bandicoot> bit small for its size
35:10 <kibblz> man that looks weird
35:11 <kibblz> lol
35:13 <bee_hornet> http://news.discovery.com/space/alien-life-microbes-earth.html
35:16 <kibblz> sharks are funny lookin
35:19 <PandasDontDrive> nah not that shark
35:24 <PandasDontDrive> but fuck that looks odd ey
35:34 <kibblz> the mako shark looks scary too
35:38 <Bandicoot> if i had enough free time I"d have a reef shark in a tank
35:39 <kibblz> like small version of great white.
35:41 <PandasDontDrive> id swim inside of it on a dare
35:44 <Bandicoot> but they require a heap of care
35:46 <PandasDontDrive> mako sharks dont look scarey
35:53 <PandasDontDrive> they just look like oversized fish
35:54 <kibblz> http://www.sharkspictures.net/pictures/albums/mako-shark/mako-shark-19.jpg
35:55 <kibblz> look
35:58 <kibblz> big black eye
36:04 <Bandicoot> someone got killed by a whale shark once
36:06 <kibblz> its like a smaller great white.
36:09 <PandasDontDrive> pff
36:19 <PandasDontDrive> id fuck its shit up them rape it
36:25 <Bandicoot> swam too close to its mouth it sucked in water and the diver drowne
36:32 <Bandicoot> was an accident
36:38 <PandasDontDrive> ill show you a scarey shark
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36:39 <PandasDontDrive> one sec
36:41 <kibblz> http://www.surfersvillage.com/gal/pictures/oceanshoresGW_Gal.jpg <--- thats a big fucking mako shark.
36:45 <kibblz> look at that fucking thing
36:48 <Bandicoot> makos are evil
37:02 <Bandicoot> more scary than white pointer
37:05 <Bandicoot> they are faster too
37:13 <kibblz> fastest shark
37:14 <kibblz> :P
37:19 <PandasDontDrive> as if kill the poor thing
37:22 <Bandicoot> steveo from jackass nearly got killed by one in a stunt
37:42 <Bandicoot> thread a hook through his mouth and pretend he was bait
37:45 <PandasDontDrive> looks like a young great white to me
37:55 <Bandicoot> and the makos were coming up at him biting and he just kicked at the right time
38:01 <kibblz> the teeth look too skinny to be great white
38:05 <kibblz> but it does look like one
38:12 <PandasDontDrive> thats not a fucken mako?
38:14 <Bandicoot> thats a mako
38:16 <kibblz> yeah i think it is man
38:18 <kibblz> its darker
38:21 <kibblz> look how dark it is
38:22 <Bandicoot> u can tell by the black eye
38:23 <PandasDontDrive> true
38:30 <PandasDontDrive> by the eye?
38:33 <Bandicoot> white pointers have white around the pupil
38:35 <kibblz> but its fucking huge for a mako
38:37 <Bandicoot> makos are full black
38:44 <PandasDontDrive> show me
38:45 <Bandicoot> like a prawn
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38:56 <Bandicoot> also makos are that grey'blue
39:03 <kibblz> you can tell if its a great white easy
39:09 <bee_hornet> oi Bandicoot
39:09 <kibblz> they have pure white on the bottom of them
39:14 <Bandicoot> http://users.senet.com.au/~gittins/white%20pointer.jpg
39:38 <kibblz> http://homepage.mac.com/mollet/Cc/Cc_images/GreatWhiteShark_bg2.jpg
39:42 <kibblz> check out that monster.
39:48 <Bandicoot> fat shark
39:53 <kibblz> looks so scary
39:54 <kibblz> ;/
39:57 <kibblz> thats why i dont swim
39:58 <kibblz> :P
39:58 <PandasDontDrive> i love sharks
40:00 <Bandicoot> nah thats obese
40:02 <PandasDontDrive> serious?
40:06 <Bandicoot> prolly died of a heartattack
40:07 <kibblz> yeah i love sharks but
40:08 <PandasDontDrive> i love night swimming
40:08 <kibblz> im scared of them
40:09 <Bandicoot> eating too much whale fat
40:16 <PandasDontDrive> what ya do is swim out
40:22 <PandasDontDrive> with a mate n see who gets the farthest
40:26 <kibblz> LOl
40:29 <PandasDontDrive> and splash about to psych eachothr out
40:31 <PandasDontDrive> its fun
40:31 <Bandicoot> thats a timebomb
40:33 <bee_hornet> http://www.cuterush.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/weaselsnow.jpg
40:35 <kibblz> or who gets eaten first
40:45 <Bandicoot> PandasDontDrive does this at his local pool
40:48 <PandasDontDrive> i cut my ankle with a shell once just to make it more fun
41:02 <Bandicoot> where abouts were u swimming?
41:05 <kibblz> swimming in the ocean is like a death wish
41:06 <Bandicoot> kids pool?
41:07 <PandasDontDrive> out to sea?
41:08 <kibblz> death.. waiting for you
41:14 <PandasDontDrive> eh kibblz
41:22 <PandasDontDrive> when i was like 9 a shark came and nudged me
41:26 <kibblz> yeah man its like
41:28 <kibblz> speeding in a car
41:29 <PandasDontDrive> swam next to me then it fucked off
41:31 <kibblz> its life or death
41:36 <Bandicoot> it wasnt a shark
41:40 <Bandicoot> it was a log
41:44 <kibblz> lol
41:45 <PandasDontDrive> there was one out in the shallows couple summers ago
41:51 <kibblz> they always bite
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41:53 <PandasDontDrive> we swam out trying to find it
41:53 <kibblz> if its a shark
41:55 <kibblz> almost always
41:58 <bee_hornet> http://th06.deviantart.net/fs4/300W/i/2004/240/e/0/snow_ferret.jpg
41:58 <PandasDontDrive> looked big from the shore
42:02 <kibblz> to taste.
42:03 <Bandicoot> i used to swim in a river where they now catch 90 sharks a day in nets
42:08 <PandasDontDrive> but when i stumbled upon it in the water it wasnt as big
42:10 <Bandicoot> and i was splashing
42:14 <Bandicoot> about 10m from the bank
42:14 <bee_hornet> its a girl
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42:36 <Bandicoot> one time my crab pot was torn up
42:39 <KnickersBoy> afternoon all
42:43 <Bandicoot> i figured some punk vandalised it
42:45 <Bandicoot> but it was a shark
43:09 <PandasDontDrive> heres the shark from greenland
43:10 <PandasDontDrive> that looks funny as
43:11 <Bandicoot> you know concrete mesh? its about 5m thick wire in a grid pattern
43:14 <Bandicoot> it tore that shit up
43:15 <PandasDontDrive> id punch it in the face
43:17 <kibblz> btw that big fat great white was caught in australia
43:26 <Bandicoot> yeah vic plates
43:27 <PandasDontDrive> http://i46.tinypic.com/nyy3p.jpg
43:35 <kibblz> lol
43:42 <kibblz> looks like its making a scared face
43:43 <kibblz> :o
43:45 <Bandicoot> looks like it could blow u
43:48 <kibblz> "oh noes"
44:01 <PandasDontDrive> great white shark wont kill ya if ya feed it enough
44:07 <PandasDontDrive> when they're full they become dosile and stupid
44:11 <PandasDontDrive> and bump into things
44:19 <PandasDontDrive> great time to jump in and have a swim
44:23 <Bandicoot> i dont think a great white is gonna nudge you and say "Got any food mate?"
44:29 <kibblz> LOL
44:42 <PandasDontDrive> lol@shark making a scared face
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44:49 <Bandicoot> i dare you to jump in S.A waters at dusk
44:53 <Bandicoot> and play your little game
45:06 <kibblz> oh my
45:06 * trouser_trout bends over
45:09 <kibblz> swimming at night
45:11 <kibblz> thats scary
45:15 <PandasDontDrive> i dont care what time it is
45:16 <Bandicoot> thats stuppid
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45:33 <PandasDontDrive> the chances of being attacked by a shark are slim
45:42 <kibblz> man i bet
45:43 <Bandicoot> its amazing how oblivious people are to sharks, especially old people
45:44 <kibblz> if you swam at night
45:46 <PandasDontDrive> and great whites migrate in patterns
45:46 <kibblz> in the ocean
45:47 <kibblz> for an hour
45:50 <kibblz> high chances
45:53 <kibblz> a shark will get you
45:54 <PandasDontDrive> they dont stick to one place all year round
46:01 <PandasDontDrive> no it wont
46:03 <Bandicoot> PandasDontDrive its just wrong time wrong place
46:09 <PandasDontDrive> yer
46:11 <Bandicoot> and given there are a fuckload of sharks in the ocean
46:23 <Bandicoot> that time could be everyday, if u happen to be swimming there
46:40 <PandasDontDrive> lol
46:42 <kibblz> dont forget they feel splashes from a great distance
46:43 <Bandicoot> and great whites have been found to feed in a triangle pattern
46:45 <PandasDontDrive> ooh ahh
46:46 <kibblz> and can reach you in no time
46:50 <PandasDontDrive> im shaking in my bathers
46:59 <Bandicoot> 1.5k east, 1.5k north, 1.5k west and back again
47:04 <Bandicoot> they dont move as much as u think
47:09 <PandasDontDrive> yes they do
47:21 <Bandicoot> if theres a great white in the area, generally thats his feeding zone
47:28 <Bandicoot> especially if they have young nearby
47:29 <PandasDontDrive> well
47:31 <PandasDontDrive> im not going to argue
47:35 <PandasDontDrive> i saw what i saw
47:36 <bee_hornet> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12bMCDvLoG0
47:49 <PandasDontDrive> its all conjecture anyway
48:07 <alch3my> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGva3yU8RZw beats any youtube clip you could paste;p
48:13 <PandasDontDrive> they've tracked great whites
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48:21 <PandasDontDrive> travelling over vast distances in the world
48:21 <kibblz> ill admit it would be pretty exciting to go shark viewing
48:23 <kibblz> in a cage
48:23 <PandasDontDrive> from africa
48:24 <PandasDontDrive> america
48:27 <PandasDontDrive> australia
48:33 <kibblz> that would be the most exciting thing id of done
48:42 <PandasDontDrive> http://i45.tinypic.com/f0snj4.jpg
48:51 <kibblz> i loved that movie :P
48:53 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
48:54 <PandasDontDrive> same
48:58 <kibblz> wheres the sequel
48:58 <kibblz> ffs
49:01 <kibblz> been waiting
49:03 <PandasDontDrive> deep red sea
49:03 <PandasDontDrive> haha
49:07 <kibblz> they need more fuckin shark movies
49:09 <PandasDontDrive> i heard about a sequel
49:11 <PandasDontDrive> yrs ago
49:17 <PandasDontDrive> ll cool j is at some island resort
49:17 <kibblz> i dont think they gonna do one :/
49:21 <PandasDontDrive> when there's a tsunami
49:28 <PandasDontDrive> and ofcourse giant sharks swim in
49:29 <PandasDontDrive> lol
49:42 <PandasDontDrive> would be a killer movie kinda like Hard Rain meets Deep Blue Sea
50:10 <kibblz> apparently they gonna remake jaws
50:14 <kibblz> obviously the shark will be cgi
50:27 <PandasDontDrive> here's a pic of the real maneater lions from the movie The Ghost and the Darkness
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50:35 <kibblz> yah i seen that
50:38 <kibblz> in the museum
50:43 <PandasDontDrive> i hate jaws
50:44 <kibblz> look nohin like the movie ones
50:44 <PandasDontDrive> http://i45.tinypic.com/5xnbr4.jpg
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50:47 <PandasDontDrive> yer
50:55 <kibblz> they look like pussy lions
50:55 <kibblz> :P
50:58 <PandasDontDrive> haha yer
51:11 <kibblz> good movie though
51:12 <kibblz> seen it hep
51:13 <Bandicoot> that the fuck is htat
51:14 <kibblz> heaps.
51:19 <PandasDontDrive> i hate how the cut real footage of a great white shot off glenelg in adelaide
51:19 <Bandicoot> like half lion half dingo
51:23 <PandasDontDrive> with the fake shark
51:30 <kibblz> LOL
51:40 <PandasDontDrive> the lions that killed people in the ghost and the darkness movie with val kilmer
51:41 <kibblz> yeah they use real sharks sometimes in jaws
51:42 <kibblz> looks gay
51:44 <PandasDontDrive> yer
51:50 <PandasDontDrive> though
51:57 <kibblz> i saw ghost n darkness in perth
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> the big fuck up in deep blue sea was with the 'tiger shark'
52:02 <kibblz> when it first came out
52:05 <kibblz> i was shitting myself
52:07 <PandasDontDrive> which obviously wasnt a tiger shark
52:12 <kibblz> i think i was like 17
52:14 <kibblz> 16
52:17 <PandasDontDrive> it looked like the rest of the sharks but with stripes
52:32 <kibblz> whenever the lion showed up
52:36 <PandasDontDrive> haha
52:38 <kibblz> someone in the cinema kept banging their feet
52:39 <kibblz> lol
52:41 <PandasDontDrive> yeah lol!
52:43 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
52:43 <kibblz> like boom boom boom
52:47 <kibblz> made it more tense
52:48 Part: bee_hornet ([email protected]) from #melbourne
52:53 <kibblz> intense
53:26 <PandasDontDrive> now if u thought those pics u posted were scarey
53:29 <PandasDontDrive> this
53:32 <PandasDontDrive> scares
53:41 <PandasDontDrive> well not the fuck out of me but its eerie
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54:15 <PandasDontDrive> http://i48.tinypic.com/34ryvx1.jpg
54:29 <kibblz> LOL
54:33 <Bandicoot> into the blue i saw albas tits
54:34 <PandasDontDrive> nice aye
54:44 <Bandicoot> they never edited it out
54:44 <PandasDontDrive> i have that on dvd
54:46 Part: air_max90 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
54:47 <kibblz> that would make me shit.
54:49 <PandasDontDrive> bullshit!
54:52 <Bandicoot> its like .5 second of albas tits
54:58 <kibblz> Bandicoot, that's not alba's tits
55:00 <Bandicoot> if u still frame
55:01 <kibblz> it was a double.
55:04 <Bandicoot> you can see her nipples
55:05 <Bandicoot> no
55:06 <kibblz> i know what part ur on about
55:06 <kibblz> :)
55:07 <Bandicoot> its her
55:09 <kibblz> its not her trust me
55:11 <Bandicoot> she is verticle
55:16 <Bandicoot> its her mang
55:21 <kibblz> i looked into that ages ago
55:25 <Bandicoot> i know alba titties when i see them
55:31 <kibblz> so do i
55:31 <Bandicoot> she said "i dont care"
55:35 <kibblz> lol piss off.
55:38 <Bandicoot> really
55:39 <PandasDontDrive> i dont remember that part
55:41 <kibblz> shes never showed her tits
55:48 <Bandicoot> not dilberately
55:49 <kibblz> she wouldnt allow it
55:50 <PandasDontDrive> i love when the tiger shark fucks up that other chick
55:51 <kibblz> anyway
55:54 <Bandicoot> but they only noticed after it was released
55:59 <Bandicoot> its like .5 second of tit
56:03 <PandasDontDrive> Josh Brolin is a gun
56:05 <Bandicoot> its accidential
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56:09 <Bandicoot> but its alba
56:13 <kibblz> man i still reckon its not.
56:15 <PandasDontDrive> she is mega hot
56:18 <kibblz> the body, skin tone is even diff
56:25 <kibblz> and that womans tits were flat.
56:25 <PandasDontDrive> is this under water?
56:29 <bree> hi Bandicoot
56:30 <kibblz> yes
56:36 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
56:50 <kibblz> oh and
56:51 <kibblz> not to mention
56:54 <kibblz> she didnt have a tan line!
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57:47 <bree> can P O Box 61 Deer Park VIC 3023 be an actual address? or just mailing address?
57:56 <alch3my> mailing
57:57 <Bandicoot> mailing address
58:05 <kibblz> http://i33.tinypic.com/6ycxvp.jpg <--- so not albas tits
58:06 <Bandicoot> PO Boxes are stored at the Post Office
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58:53 <bree> thank you
59:02 <PandasDontDrive> LOL@this
59:02 <PandasDontDrive> fuck up of man
59:03 <PandasDontDrive> http://i49.tinypic.com/2e5855e.jpg
59:16 <kibblz> lol yea that looks mad.
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59:31 <PandasDontDrive> now to find a tigon
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00:55 <PandasDontDrive> only found one tigon
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01:07 <alch3my> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=200_1264530613 lul
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02:20 <BlackDevil> thats old alch3my
02:25 <alch3my> its still lols
02:29 <PandasDontDrive> i have the coolest pic for ya
02:31 <BlackDevil> A NEW CAR! *faints*
02:40 <alch3my> she fainted at the fat dude :(
02:45 <PandasDontDrive> http://i50.tinypic.com/293wt51.jpg
02:48 <PandasDontDrive> baby hitler
02:50 <PandasDontDrive> :P
03:13 <PandasDontDrive> rather, hitler as a baby
03:53 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
04:11 <PandasDontDrive> this ones for kibblz
04:12 <PandasDontDrive> http://i50.tinypic.com/dgpcvn.jpg
04:25 <kibblz> scary ;/
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05:30 <PandasDontDrive> yeah before its jaws are showing
05:32 <PandasDontDrive> lol
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06:51 <Bandicoot> sharks are pussies compared to crocs
06:53 <PandasDontDrive> here's a sad photograph :(
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07:05 <Bandicoot> theres a video
07:12 <Bandicoot> of a shark getting mauled by a croc that swam up river
07:13 <Von_Smallhausen> Elvira what she mang?
07:16 <Bandicoot> croc demolished it
07:19 <Von_Smallhausen> look like a tiger
07:23 <Bandicoot> shark is like butter skin to a croc
07:28 <Bandicoot> shred the fuck out of it
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07:35 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
07:36 <PandasDontDrive> but
07:49 <PandasDontDrive> a croc swimming out to sea, comes across a HUGE great white
07:54 <PandasDontDrive> and the tables are turned
08:02 <Bandicoot> not really
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08:04 <PandasDontDrive> since a croc cannot manouver itself as fast as the shark
08:07 <prophet> hi everyone
08:10 <Bandicoot> croc just snap around and bleed the fucker
08:20 <Bandicoot> barell roll and tear out its heart
08:22 <Bandicoot> ruthless crocs
08:25 <PandasDontDrive> not really
08:26 <PandasDontDrive> great whites are ambush predators
08:29 <Von_Smallhausen> chico
08:33 <PandasDontDrive> they attack from below
08:34 <Von_Smallhausen> has Pieter got a job yet?
08:36 <PandasDontDrive> swim up
08:38 <PandasDontDrive> bam
08:38 <Bandicoot> the great white would go for tail
08:41 <Bandicoot> croc dont care abotu tail
08:44 <Bandicoot> its a decoy
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08:56 <Bandicoot> snap around and one bite from a 15ft croc would end any white pointer
08:58 <PandasDontDrive> great whites dont swim up and just start biting dude
09:06 <Bandicoot> i know
09:14 <Bandicoot> they attack from underneth
09:16 <Bandicoot> and snap
09:22 <Bandicoot> but srsly a croc knows
09:27 <PandasDontDrive> so if it ambushed the croc
09:32 <PandasDontDrive> the end.
09:35 <PandasDontDrive> http://i49.tinypic.com/33cuomv.jpg
09:35 <Bandicoot> it would go for the tail
09:36 <PandasDontDrive> inbred african/indian elephant
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09:40 <Bandicoot> cause it looks like a fish
09:41 <PandasDontDrive> baby elephant died though
09:52 <PandasDontDrive> A CROC KNOWS!
09:57 <PandasDontDrive> i like that
10:03 <kibblz> i think a shark would have trouble injuring a crock
10:05 <kibblz> croc
10:08 <kibblz> the scales are hard
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10:12 <PandasDontDrive> on the top
10:15 <PandasDontDrive> not the belly
10:16 <Bandicoot> crocs were always the dominate species, even back in prehistoric times
10:22 <kibblz> still the sharks body is so soft
10:24 <kibblz> but i dunno
10:25 <Bandicoot> imagine a croc thats 40ft long?
10:30 <PandasDontDrive> yer those giant crocodilian types
10:31 <PandasDontDrive> with fins
10:34 <Bandicoot> yes
10:36 <PandasDontDrive> flipper things
10:38 <Bandicoot> they owned the sharks
10:43 <PandasDontDrive> and those huge crocs
10:45 <Bandicoot> and anything it came across
10:46 <kibblz> actually
10:47 <PandasDontDrive> that dwelled in rivers
10:53 <PandasDontDrive> did u see the elephant?
10:57 <kibblz> theres a picture of a megalodon biting a croc like neck
10:59 <Bandicoot> the elephant is gay
11:05 <PandasDontDrive> the baby one
11:08 <Bandicoot> kibblz thats fairy tale illustration
11:10 <PandasDontDrive> crossbred!
11:14 <kibblz> http://api.ning.com/files/2Y2vfsPDiGHe9GhQkmx03W1aA-qM6cRbLWiqqUz4PFOp9ElEpDRujN*MDS6P9B1*TiGjVR7jYRCDd12ddqw9oC2I4Vhn9F-I/Megalodon_Foto.jpg
11:17 <kibblz> lol check that
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11:21 <PandasDontDrive> megalodon
11:22 <kibblz> fucked up that dino
11:26 <PandasDontDrive> isnt that a big cat
11:30 <Bandicoot> thats fuckin fake
11:43 <kibblz> i know haha
11:46 <kibblz> but it might of been true
11:49 <kibblz> and it looks cool anyway
11:50 <Bandicoot> and it looks like trex
12:03 <PandasDontDrive> what the fuck
12:10 <PandasDontDrive> a pic of a great white and some dinosaur
12:16 <kibblz> http://www.oceansofkansas.com/Varner/varner11.jpg
12:20 <kibblz> theres that croc pic
12:27 <kibblz> shark fuckin it up
12:30 <PandasDontDrive> i like the V-rex's in king kong
12:32 <kibblz> fake though
12:44 <Bandicoot> http://startswithabang.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/gigantic_megalodon.jpg
12:46 <kibblz> i wish there were dinosaurs living still
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12:59 <kibblz> man that tooth is massive
12:59 <kibblz> ;/
13:04 <Bandicoot> yep
13:04 <kibblz> imagine if they were still alive
13:07 <PandasDontDrive> i believe there are still giant sharks we never see
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13:07 <kibblz> fuuuuck
13:07 <Bandicoot> lol
13:14 <PandasDontDrive> the ocean is huge
13:15 <Bandicoot> nasty
13:20 <PandasDontDrive> the probability is massive
13:22 <Bandicoot> it would turn you to pulp
13:23 <kibblz> i reckon they woulda found out already man
13:29 <kibblz> all these years
13:31 <kibblz> and not one sighting
13:44 <damian> they're constantly finding new marine life ..
13:44 <Bandicoot> ocean aint that big
13:47 <PandasDontDrive> i dont
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13:50 <Bandicoot> you can see it all from the sat
13:56 <Bandicoot> every depth
13:58 <PandasDontDrive> they dont find giant squid too often
14:00 <Bandicoot> its really not that mysterious
14:03 <PandasDontDrive> but they're down there
14:07 <Bandicoot> they already did
14:10 <damian> you can see radar / thermal, but that won't help you much in the depths of the ocean
14:11 <alch3my> they exist!
14:18 <Bandicoot> first live one was caught on camera in 2005
14:19 <Bandicoot> by chinese
14:25 <PandasDontDrive> i know
14:25 <damian> we all know nessy exists, but they can't spot where she is!
14:25 <Bandicoot> it was about 25 ft squid
14:29 <PandasDontDrive> i said too often
14:32 <Bandicoot> calamari deluxe
14:33 <alch3my> kiwis caught one earlier
14:39 <Bandicoot> id love to crumb that squid
14:48 <PandasDontDrive> cool
14:49 <WiLd_TuRkeY> makes u wonder what else exists
14:53 <PandasDontDrive> kiwis killed off the moa
14:58 <WiLd_TuRkeY> are dinosaurs really dead?
14:58 <Bandicoot> Dodo's still exist
15:01 <PandasDontDrive> aboriginies killed off the last of the giant marsupeals
15:02 <Bandicoot> no
15:09 <PandasDontDrive> dodo went extinct around 400 yrs ago
15:11 <Bandicoot> lizards, sharks, crocadiles and birds are dinosaurs
15:14 <PandasDontDrive> because of the fkn dutch
15:17 <Bandicoot> same with elephants and cats
15:23 <PandasDontDrive> crocodiles arent dinosaurs
15:23 <Bandicoot> dinosaurs never died out like they say
15:29 <Bandicoot> they just evolved
15:37 <Bandicoot> yes they are
15:37 <PandasDontDrive> apparently the dutch didnt like the taste of dodo meat
15:44 <Bandicoot> crocs have been around since the beginning of time
15:49 <PandasDontDrive> so over hunting and cats and dogs foxes killed em off
15:52 <alch3my> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3af_1264475202 damn
15:52 <Bandicoot> they havent changed much
15:55 <PandasDontDrive> yes but they arent dinosaurs.
15:58 <Bandicoot> sharks have changed a fair bit
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16:06 <Bandicoot> but crocs.. still the same
16:13 <PandasDontDrive> yeha i know what ya mean
16:18 <PandasDontDrive> soz
16:21 <Bandicoot> sharks dorsel fin used to be near its head
16:27 <Bandicoot> if you seen the fossils
16:28 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol
16:35 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 'dikhead'
16:37 <PandasDontDrive> i dont know if i believe in the old selective dinosaur breeds evolving into birds
16:46 <PandasDontDrive> i mean obviously no relative of the T-Rex evolved into a bird.
16:57 <WiLd_TuRkeY> birds are scary
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> maybe the fossil is of a deformed shark?
17:21 <PandasDontDrive> i love terror birds
17:30 <Bandicoot> hers proof a croc is better
17:32 <Bandicoot> http://www.underwatertimes.com/news3/shark_vs_croc_australia.jpg
17:35 <PandasDontDrive> but they say that the sabretooth tigers outcompeted for food
17:40 <PandasDontDrive> and so they went extinct :(
17:45 <kibblz> almost all animals have been around since dino age
17:49 <kibblz> they just evolved.
17:50 <kibblz> like us
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17:54 <Bandicoot> thats wot i said
17:55 <pervert> wasps
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18:07 <Bandicoot> theese dumbass religious fags
18:12 <Bandicoot> come out with everything died
18:16 <Bandicoot> and new things came to life
18:19 <Bandicoot> like adam n eve
18:22 <Bandicoot> load of fuckin sprog
18:30 <PandasDontDrive> well many things have died
18:33 <PandasDontDrive> become extinct
18:34 <WiLd_TuRkeY> we will never know will we
18:38 <Bandicoot> we do
18:42 <PandasDontDrive> every creature hasnt just 'evolved' into something else
18:43 <Bandicoot> via bones
18:47 <damian> dinosaur means terrible lizard
18:49 <Deadmau5> god is a dj... a dj... a dj
18:50 <damian> so i believe crocodile counts :P
18:51 <Bandicoot> bones are the foot print of what was here before us
18:55 <Bandicoot> therefore WE KNOW
18:59 <PandasDontDrive> you could say something like that 99 percent of dinosaurs became extinct
19:05 <Bandicoot> but religious people dont accept evolution
19:08 <PandasDontDrive> and that the one percent evolved into birds
19:08 <Bandicoot> they accept jesus
19:19 <damian> yeah, 'theres so many things wrong with the theory of evolution ..'
19:23 <damian> 'we aren't monkeys ..'
19:25 <PandasDontDrive> extinction is a natural occurance
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19:32 <PandasDontDrive> animals compete for the same prize
19:32 <Bandicoot> the only signs of extinction
19:34 <damian> 'adam was the first person alive!'
19:34 <Bandicoot> are from man
19:37 <Bandicoot> Dodo bird
19:40 <Bandicoot> that was from man
19:42 <damian> 'neanderthauls just lived with him'
19:46 <Bandicoot> bastard poms
19:49 <PandasDontDrive> not just man
19:53 <PandasDontDrive> not poms
19:53 <Bandicoot> they killed off that magnificant animal
19:53 <PandasDontDrive> idiot
19:56 <PandasDontDrive> the dutch Bandicoot
19:56 <Bandicoot> no
19:58 <Bandicoot> poms
20:02 <PandasDontDrive> you're wrong
20:07 <PandasDontDrive> and I know you're wrong
20:13 <damian> you're both wrong
20:14 <Bandicoot> british colonist made up 90% of the world
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20:24 <PandasDontDrive> read up on it
20:25 <Bandicoot> they enslaved natives
20:29 <Bandicoot> and killed off species
20:31 <PandasDontDrive> the dutch hunted them
20:32 <Bandicoot> because they dumb.
20:35 <PandasDontDrive> and their pets killed them
20:39 <Bandicoot> nope
20:44 <PandasDontDrive> the species wasnt dumb
20:45 <kibblz> damn this conversation been goin on for a while eh
20:46 <kibblz> :P
20:47 <Bandicoot> Dodo's were on phillip island
20:50 <PandasDontDrive> i know its true
20:51 <Bandicoot> they ate them
21:01 <kibblz> you hear that new document about the t rex
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21:02 <PandasDontDrive> you probably think that the british discovered australia
21:03 <Bandicoot> one pom said "this fine bird serves us well for a 2 man feed"
21:05 <kibblz> how it wasnt as fast as they say
21:15 <PandasDontDrive> people didnt like the taste of the dodo bird
21:15 <Bandicoot> "our bellies are satisfied from this mysterious bird"
21:16 <kibblz> jurassic park's t rex isnt what it would really be like
21:17 <procontinuation> Hmmmmmm.
21:18 <Bandicoot> thats what they said
21:20 <PandasDontDrive> people didnt like the taste of the dodo bird
21:20 <kibblz> it was slow
21:26 <kibblz> and didnt chase prey or somethin
21:26 <Bandicoot> 1 dodo fed 2 fat fuck poms
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21:29 <PandasDontDrive> im not arguing
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21:34 <PandasDontDrive> you're wrong the end.
21:37 <Bandicoot> poms are always fat
21:40 <Bandicoot> and dumb
21:41 <alch3my> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=30c_1264458748 ahahahahahahaha
21:44 <alch3my> and on that, brb
21:48 <PandasDontDrive> what the fuck do we know about dinosaur behavior anyway
21:52 <PandasDontDrive> my son is half pom
21:56 <Bandicoot> via research
21:59 <PandasDontDrive> so go fuck yourselfs
22:03 <Bandicoot> bone identifcation
22:06 <Bandicoot> fragments of bone
22:09 <Bandicoot> teeth marks
22:12 <Bandicoot> you know research?
22:15 <Bandicoot> thats what that is
22:15 <PandasDontDrive> we cant say how dinosaurs really behaved
22:20 <Bandicoot> yes we can
22:23 <PandasDontDrive> it's conjecture
22:29 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dinosaurs use to use computers
22:32 <Bandicoot> teeth marks on another dinosaur indicate that dinosaur was a predator
22:33 <kibblz> LOL
22:36 <PandasDontDrive> we cant say what the colour of their skin was
22:42 <Bandicoot> yes we can
22:45 <PandasDontDrive> or even the kind of skin they had
22:46 <Bandicoot> skin has been fossilised too
22:52 <Bandicoot> some even frozen in ice
22:52 <PandasDontDrive> oh fuck up
22:54 <Bandicoot> preserved
22:58 <kibblz> haha
22:59 <PandasDontDrive> dinosaur skin
22:59 <PandasDontDrive> right
23:02 <Bandicoot> yep
23:04 <PandasDontDrive> you're so fucking full of it
23:04 <kibblz> this discussion gettin outta hand.
23:06 <Bandicoot> dude
23:15 <Bandicoot> they pulled a whole entire wooly mammoth out of the fucking ice
23:16 <Bandicoot> instact
23:17 <kibblz> bandi full of good info but im still against him on the alba thing
23:18 <Bandicoot> intact
23:19 <PandasDontDrive> first you are trying to tell me that the dutch didnt drive the dodo to extinction
23:19 <kibblz> :D
23:22 <PandasDontDrive> that's a MAMMOTH
23:24 <Bandicoot> ENTIRE wooly mammoth
23:24 <PandasDontDrive> not a dinosaur
23:26 <Bandicoot> fur, skin, blood
23:28 <PandasDontDrive> you fucking twat
23:29 <Bandicoot> organs
23:30 <Bandicoot> eyes
23:31 <Bandicoot> INTACT
23:35 <Bandicoot> its a fuckin mammoth
23:37 <PandasDontDrive> and i have a picture of an intact mammoth
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23:43 <Bandicoot> they havent been alive for 25,000 years
23:44 <PandasDontDrive> and i know
23:48 <PandasDontDrive> they pulled one out
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23:51 <Bandicoot> many dinosaurs froze to death
23:54 <Bandicoot> and were preserved
23:57 <PandasDontDrive> im not deaf dumb and blind fuckface
23:57 <Bandicoot> the same way
24:00 <Bandicoot> you are
24:04 <PandasDontDrive> where are the dinosaurs then?
24:06 <Bandicoot> you cant help it you pom
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24:09 <PandasDontDrive> we havent pulled up any
24:12 <Bandicoot> they are in labatories
24:13 <PandasDontDrive> im not a pom
24:14 <Bandicoot> and in museums
24:17 <PandasDontDrive> lol
24:17 <kibblz> someone kept all the dinosaurs in their backyard
24:20 <Bandicoot> thats like saying
24:25 <Bandicoot> wheres the wooly mammoth?
24:26 <Bandicoot> its in a lab
24:29 <PandasDontDrive> we have no dinosaurs that have been fully preserved
24:30 <Bandicoot> testing
24:32 <PandasDontDrive> in ice
24:34 <Bandicoot> no
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24:39 <Bandicoot> they removed it in 2001
24:43 <Bandicoot> by helicopter
24:46 <PandasDontDrive> i know about the mammoth idiot
24:49 <kibblz> do you think they can make dinosaurs like the theory in jurassic park
24:51 <PandasDontDrive> and there was talk about cloning
24:51 <Bandicoot> so you know one exist
24:54 <Bandicoot> but where can u see it?
24:55 <PandasDontDrive> and mammoth sperm
24:55 <Bandicoot> u cant!
25:00 <Bandicoot> why? ebcause its getting test done
25:02 <Bandicoot> to clone it
25:05 <PandasDontDrive> being used to artificially inseminate an indian elephant
25:07 <Bandicoot> into a elephants vagina
25:09 <PandasDontDrive> but i bet you didnt know that
25:17 <Bandicoot> i just told u that
25:18 <PandasDontDrive> itd only be a hybrid anyway
25:19 <Bandicoot> dummy
25:22 <PandasDontDrive> not a true mammoth
25:24 <PandasDontDrive> dickfucker
25:29 <Bandicoot> doesnt matter
25:30 <PandasDontDrive> and it wouldnt work
25:35 <Bandicoot> they will get a wooly mammoth
25:39 <PandasDontDrive> i showed you a picture of a crossbred elephant
25:40 <PandasDontDrive> and it died
25:44 <PandasDontDrive> it doesnt work.
25:49 <Bandicoot> that was a dumb elephant
25:53 <Bandicoot> it forgot to breathe
26:03 <Bandicoot> and guess what
26:04 <damian> i felt dizzy just watching that gradual gforce video
26:04 <damian> :\
26:10 <PandasDontDrive> LOL Bandicoot
26:12 <Bandicoot> domestic cats have bred with cougars
26:12 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Missing Rockefeller updates Facebook
26:13 <PandasDontDrive> fuck man
26:16 <Bandicoot> go google "bengal"
26:17 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
26:19 <Bandicoot> bengal cat
26:21 <Bandicoot> dickhead
26:25 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahahaha
26:26 <Bandicoot> cross speciies work
26:34 <PandasDontDrive> mate
26:34 <Bandicoot> thats like saying
26:40 <Bandicoot> black guys cant have kids with white women
26:41 <PandasDontDrive> im the one that posted the pic of the Liger
26:42 <Bandicoot> dumbass
26:49 <PandasDontDrive> yeah they can
26:51 <Bandicoot> no they cant
26:52 <PandasDontDrive> but they shouldnt.
26:55 <Bandicoot> crossbred!
26:55 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
27:05 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
27:23 <PandasDontDrive> oh dude
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29:03 <kibblz> @@@@@@@@@
29:04 <kibblz> @@@@@@@@@
29:18 <Bandicoot> fuck off mario
29:27 <WiLd_TuRkeY> is that a duck
29:32 <Bandicoot> its a mushroom
29:33 <WiLd_TuRkeY> no its a mushroom
29:47 <PandasDontDrive> sent this bitch a txt 'can you drop my movies off this week'
29:55 <PandasDontDrive> im wondering if the fat bitch has eaten them
29:57 <Bandicoot> ya mum?
30:05 <kibblz> lol
30:06 <PandasDontDrive> fuck me took me like 2 months to get american psycho bluray back off one chick
30:08 <PandasDontDrive> now 3 weeks since this fat bitch borrowed dvds off me
30:19 <PandasDontDrive> chick in random has a 1 up mushroom tat between her tits
30:24 <Bandicoot> you buy movies?
30:25 <Bandicoot> oh
30:27 <PandasDontDrive> my mother's a saint.
30:33 <PandasDontDrive> ocourse
30:36 <PandasDontDrive> im against pirating films
30:38 <Bandicoot> yuck
30:41 <PandasDontDrive> i have 16 blurays.
30:42 <Bandicoot> tattoes on chest are gross
30:45 <PandasDontDrive> and hundreds of dvds
30:46 <procontinuation> Hmmmmmmmmm.
30:53 <PandasDontDrive> especially a 1 up mushroom tat
30:54 <kibblz> blurays are huge downloads anyway
31:02 <PandasDontDrive> the chicks tats dont even look good
31:05 <PandasDontDrive> they are all so random
31:18 <PandasDontDrive> bluerays are worth buying i reckon
31:23 <kibblz> true
31:26 <WiLd_TuRkeY> oneday we will have gigabyte connections in the home
31:27 <kibblz> ill buy avatar
31:29 <kibblz> on br
31:29 <PandasDontDrive> i only buy a dvd if its like 8 bucks or less
31:30 <PandasDontDrive> me too
31:38 <PandasDontDrive> district 9 is awesome on bluray
31:43 <PandasDontDrive> so is shit like The Spirit
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32:01 <PandasDontDrive> and hellboy etc movies with CGI
32:39 <procontinuation> Hmmmmmm.
32:52 <procontinuation> Egh.
33:00 <dudley> cgi stands for computer generated intelligence ?
33:09 <BlackDevil> yup
33:13 <BlackDevil> sure does
33:16 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@117.61.BC9551.0DD5A3
33:18 <dudley> neat
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33:48 <WiLd_TuRkeY> coimputer gateway interface
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33:57 <WiLd_TuRkeY> computer graphics imagery?
34:19 <WiLd_TuRkeY> generated
34:38 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i always forget what it stands for
34:54 <WiLd_TuRkeY> same as UI
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36:08 <Bandicoot> CGI = Computer Generated Imagery
36:27 <kibblz> images
36:31 <Bandicoot> no
36:37 <Bandicoot> its not still framed
36:39 <Bandicoot> its motion
36:43 <Nikky`> Work should ease ppl back into work, after a month off.. let me work 1hr today, 2 tomorrow 3 on Friday haha
36:46 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cgi = smoke
36:53 <kibblz> i love cgi
37:08 <Bandicoot> Nikky` slacker
37:18 <kibblz> i reckon the best lookin dinosaurs are in jurassic park
37:24 <kibblz> they did a good job
37:28 <Bandicoot> dinotopia
37:32 <kibblz> gay
37:37 <kibblz> jp shits on that
37:42 <Bandicoot> no.
37:47 <kibblz> and king kong
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37:58 <Bandicoot> discovery made a realistic dinosaur series
38:02 <Bandicoot> that was most life like
38:03 <kibblz> http://sites.google.com/site/uvanewmediaspring2009/_/rsrc/1233727965141/jurassic-park--the-movie-that-was-and-the-movie-that-could-have-been/122029__trex_l.jpg
38:05 <kibblz> beautiful cgi
38:08 <Bandicoot> using 1000 penitums
38:14 <PandasDontDrive> fuck
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38:27 <Nikky`> Not slack, just bloody struggled today :/
38:28 <Bandicoot> thats not impressive
38:30 <Bandicoot> its ages old
38:32 <PandasDontDrive> this (started to type c word lol) fucker hasnt paid me money he owes me
38:36 <PandasDontDrive> fucking me off hes avoiding it
38:47 <Bandicoot> Nikky` struggled doin what, photocopying?
38:55 <pawl> http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/
39:04 <Nikky`> haha my job is little more than that
39:09 <damian> hehehe
39:09 <damian> horse
39:11 <damian> so true
39:11 <damian> fag
39:24 <damian> i mean
39:24 <Bandicoot> someone needs to setup
39:24 <pawl> damo check the link
39:25 <damian> hi pawl
39:27 <damian> :P
39:28 <pawl> ull laugh
39:29 <pawl> lol
39:31 <Bandicoot> jenniferansitsonlookslikealion.com
39:41 <damian> hahaha
39:43 <damian> which one is sarah?
39:49 <Bandicoot> one on the right
39:51 <pawl> some one has gone to alot of effort matching these horses up
40:02 <damian> i don't think effort is needed :P
40:25 <Bandicoot> the horse is better looking
40:26 <pawl> http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/sjps-hoof-shoes/
40:29 <pawl> hoof shoes rofl
40:42 <damian> hahahahahhaa
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40:58 <damian> that's great
41:14 <pawl> this is gold
41:35 <kibblz> "Jurassic Park" built on the idea of extracting DNA from the bellies of mosquitoes preserved in amber. While this might seem possible at first glance, it's highly unlikely that scientists could find usable dinosaur DNA in mosquito fossils. Scientists would need a very specific specimen -- a female mosquito that had consumed lots of dinosaur blood immediately before landing in tree resin. Since fossilization in amber is a relatively rare event, the ch
41:47 <kibblz> come on scientists, find a mosquito
42:41 <PandasDontDrive> lol
42:50 <PandasDontDrive> well they'd have no idea what creature it is
42:56 <PandasDontDrive> and what state the dna would be in
43:17 <kibblz> http://animals.howstuffworks.com/dinosaurs/dinosaur-cloning.htm
43:19 <kibblz> good article.
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43:56 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
43:57 <PandasDontDrive> read it
44:04 <PandasDontDrive> lol
44:17 <kibblz> doesnt look good
44:17 <kibblz> :/
44:19 <PandasDontDrive> the movie is great, i want to read the book
44:23 <WiLd_TuRkeY> when i die i hope to come to a new world
44:25 <kibblz> i want dinosaurs
44:27 <PandasDontDrive> apparently the old guy dies in the book
44:32 <PandasDontDrive> eaten by those compys
44:41 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im very interested in what happens after death
44:42 <PandasDontDrive> have you seen the my pet dinosaur doco?
44:49 <PandasDontDrive> life with pet dinosaurs
44:52 <PandasDontDrive> lol
45:34 <WiLd_TuRkeY> do u get stuck in a day u cant wake up from?
45:42 <PandasDontDrive> thing is we can only speculate
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45:59 <PandasDontDrive> for all intended purpose life didnt exist for any of us before we were born
46:11 <PandasDontDrive> so all of it, history, dinosaurs, is irrelevent
46:19 <PandasDontDrive> just a thing of dreams really.
47:37 <WiLd_TuRkeY> life is a race with urself
47:45 <PandasDontDrive> lol
48:08 <PandasDontDrive> too many useless questions
48:56 <WiLd_TuRkeY> para dise
51:51 <PandasDontDrive> everything just.. is
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52:06 <WiLd_TuRkeY> another day in paradise
52:06 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfZqXLnBYb4
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54:31 <procontinuation> Hmmmmmmm.
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55:53 * WiLd_TuRkeY goes to be byhimself
56:44 <WiLd_TuRkeY> time alone is good sometimes
56:56 <WiLd_TuRkeY> free from distractions
57:02 <procontinuation> Who went to the BDO yesterday?
57:07 <WiLd_TuRkeY> not i
57:15 <WiLd_TuRkeY> never been to it
57:25 <procontinuation> Watching Muse was insane.
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58:01 <procontinuation> The entire area from which you could hear them was crowded.
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59:36 <sandraa> :)
59:53 <pervert> hi
00:05 <sandraa> hey
00:21 <pervert> whats up
00:30 <sandraa> shit
00:41 <pervert> cool
01:22 <WiLd_TuRkeY> drama in the bay
01:23 <sandraa> very
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02:29 <pervert> mmm
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04:11 <WiLd_TuRkeY> maccas for dinner tonight
04:25 <WiLd_TuRkeY> would u like fries with that
04:32 <Incorruptible> I think I'm having home made pizza.
04:34 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hey sandraa
04:39 <Incorruptible> I'd prefer Domino's at times though.
04:39 <WiLd_TuRkeY> pizza is better
04:41 <Incorruptible> El Sorcho
04:43 <Incorruptible> No onions
04:45 <Incorruptible> Extra chilli
04:49 <sandraa> hey WiLd_TuRkeY
04:50 <WiLd_TuRkeY> nah dont like odminos prefer the local intialian guy
04:56 <Incorruptible> Ooooh Heaven is a place on Earth.
05:13 <sandraa> Incorruptible no it isnt
05:34 <Incorruptible> Well its Dominos or the better tasting pizza near my house. I'm in Wyndham Vale. But every time I go to this one near my joint I get sick.
05:37 <LeMz> Mmmm
05:39 <Incorruptible> It's a song sandraa :)
05:43 <sandraa> i know
05:49 <sandraa> but im just saying
06:10 <Incorruptible> You sound like a Christian.
06:21 <sandraa> im orthodox
06:23 <procontinuation> Hmmmmm.
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06:42 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im still creating my ministry
06:52 <WiLd_TuRkeY> might forget about it
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07:21 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the church of WiLd_TuRkeY
07:50 <WiLd_TuRkeY> america fuck yeah!
08:11 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa hows your throat infection
08:19 <sandraa> fucking killing me
08:27 * sandraa cries
08:29 <Bandicoot> sandra
08:31 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> jesus is punishing you for working at maccas
08:41 <Bandicoot> wheres ur caaaaar
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08:43 <Bandicoot> dude
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08:57 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon please my whole life is fucked
09:03 <Bandicoot> sandraa im here honey
09:05 <Bandicoot> dw
09:08 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> u coughing up green shit yet?
09:09 <sandraa> Bandicoot my car can get fucked
09:10 <sandraa> lol
09:14 <Bandicoot> whats wrong with it
09:19 <Bandicoot> i warned u.
09:20 <PandasDontDrive> i havent showered in a day
09:21 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
09:22 <Bandicoot> not to fix it
09:30 <PandasDontDrive> want to lick me with your lil mammalian tongue Bandicoot?
09:31 <sandraa> theres nothing wrong with it
09:33 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
09:35 <sandraa> its just my bad luck
09:41 <Bandicoot> what bad luck is that
10:08 <sandraa> i went to fucking sunshine 2day to go get rego and was fucking 15 minutes late also couldnt find fucking parking those motherfuckers
10:13 <sandraa> didnt let me get rego
10:16 <sandraa> so no rego
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10:19 <Bandicoot> haha
10:24 <sandraa> its not funny
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10:31 <Bandicoot> they close up?
10:34 <sandraa> i would fucking bomb vic roads right now if i could
10:35 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> when i tried getting an old car registered, the lady couldnt find the engine number cos it was scratched
10:47 <Bandicoot> careful sandraa, chu dont want AFP at ur door
10:54 <sandraa> i dont give a fuck
10:56 <Bandicoot> lol
11:00 <sandraa> stupid mother fuckers
11:02 * Bandicoot pats sandraa
11:05 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa needs angry sex NOW MOFOS
11:13 <Bandicoot> well u should of just parked outside
11:16 <Bandicoot> on the grass
11:18 <Bandicoot> anywhere
11:19 <slower> so why not get there on time
11:21 <Bandicoot> be like GIMME MY REGO
11:32 <sandraa> it took for ever to find the fucking place and i was like cant we wait to see if someone doesnt show up no becoz we still have another 50 ppl
11:35 <sandraa> fuck off u slut
11:44 <Bandicoot> why didnt u get someone to drop ui off
11:51 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon no i need a fucking gun right now
12:03 <Bandicoot> sandraa calm your titties
12:07 <sandraa> no
12:09 <Bandicoot> theres always tommorow.
12:09 <sandraa> my life is fucked
12:13 <Bandicoot> no
12:14 <sandraa> yeah fucking 2moro
12:17 <Bandicoot> this is nothing to what is coming.
12:19 <Bandicoot> trust me mang
12:23 <slower> lol its everybody elses fault
12:25 <WiLd_TuRkeY> can i film it
12:31 <sandraa> yeah it fucking is
12:35 <WiLd_TuRkeY> give my my fucking rego
12:38 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa who is gonna pay the $2000 for the car repairs
12:38 <Bandicoot> sandraa chu handle stress well on irc from others
12:44 <Bandicoot> but chu go loco over something so small
12:47 <Bandicoot> chu change
12:48 <slower> so imature
12:52 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> <sandraa> i dont wanna bounce up and down i need a back massage
12:52 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon my parents already paid
13:16 <Bandicoot> sandraa chu got da good life
13:22 <Bandicoot> parents that care for chu
13:27 <Bandicoot> chu got a car, friends
13:28 <PandasDontDrive> ys ur life fucked sandraa
13:30 <Bandicoot> chu got a job
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13:34 <Bandicoot> chu life aint that bad mang
13:36 <sandraa> slower get fucked u fucking go all the way to the other side of the city for some fat whore to say no its fucking bs and bad customer service they could of done it they are peices of shit
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13:48 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> public servants...
13:53 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> theyre all useless
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14:02 <Bandicoot> chu not royalty sandraa, chu have to wait
14:03 <slower> silly girl get ORGANISED
14:20 <sandraa> Bandicoot i had a fucking appointment
14:27 <Bandicoot> yes but chu late
14:28 <sandraa> slower get fucked
14:33 <Bandicoot> so chu void it
14:40 <procontinuation> Heh.
14:41 <slower> see? imature
14:47 <sandraa> >=/
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14:54 <Bandicoot> cranky little tots.
14:56 <Bandicoot> lol
14:57 <slower> dont like hearing the truth
14:58 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dial a god
15:04 <Bandicoot> i need a pizza
15:17 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa misses VCAL?
15:28 <sandraa> im not gonna argue this guy didnt fucking show up and i asked if i could take his place and shes like no we gotta serve others fuck off slut not like i didnt have an appointment
15:34 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Sleep! thats where i'm a viking!
15:39 <Bandicoot> lol sandraa
15:43 <Bandicoot> CALM THE FUCK DOWN
15:47 <sandraa> fuck no
15:48 <Bandicoot> theres always tommorow
15:53 <sandraa> 15 minutes late what a fucking whore
15:55 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa needs angry sex to chill out
15:58 <sandraa> no gotta wait till next week
15:59 <Bandicoot> tommorow is like 4 hrs away
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16:11 <sandraa> Bandicoot 2 u it is
16:11 <slower> hahaha
16:13 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> why is the friggin car so important? is it gonna make you any smarter? no
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16:34 <PandasDontDrive> its ok sandraa
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16:37 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cant wait to get it on the road?
16:39 <slower> i want the whole world to revolve around me
16:40 <PandasDontDrive> we can still get married in 2056
16:41 <Bandicoot> normally u can just walk in, grab a number, wait 40mins in vic roads with your paper work and hand your roady + transfer form to get rego
16:57 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon i need a fucking car to get around thats why its so important u fuck ive waited so fucking long for it
17:05 <Bandicoot> i have never made an appointment for rego
17:06 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa if u were slutty like bron, you'd have blown the mechanic and blown the vic roads manager by now
17:15 <Bandicoot> sandraa chu hearin me girl?
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17:21 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon ur just fucked
17:32 <sandraa> Bandicoot she said it wouldnt matter
17:34 <Bandicoot> lol PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon
17:59 <Bandicoot> sandraa i would ring up tommorow and ask someone else
18:04 <Bandicoot> that lady obviously has crabs
18:04 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> a car to get around = leisurely activities
18:06 <slower> get over it, next time, be on time
18:07 <sandraa> its all booked
18:08 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> its not like you live in woop woop
18:15 <sandraa> have to wait till next week
18:19 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> get the friggin train or bus
18:24 <sandraa> slower go fuck urself
18:32 <Bandicoot> lol
18:32 <slower> lol grow up
18:36 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa u are too fat to be driving everywhere
18:37 <sandraa> no
18:46 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon ur head is fat
18:48 <sandraa> u fuckhead
19:06 <slower> silly selfish girl,
19:19 <sandraa> slower how the fuck am i selfish?
19:25 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> people who NEED cars are those on 2am shifts etc
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19:37 <slower> because its just me me me
19:43 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> or like doctors/vets on call
19:51 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> um, all chicks are me-me-me-me
19:52 Quit: myth ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
20:05 <sandraa> slower wtf im saying something that im mad about go fuck urself im not saying i wont read what u write
20:24 <slower> if you did the right thing you wouldnt be going on like you are now
20:28 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
20:48 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa the MAYB4U number plate is the most important thing
21:00 <sandraa> slower yeah alrite fuckhead
21:09 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> did u go to the doctors?
21:11 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon im not getting personalised number plates
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21:19 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon i need to book in
21:22 <sandraa> 2moro
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21:49 <Bandicoot> this is why i dont date teens
21:59 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i can understand if shes losing pay for not having a car
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22:07 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> or u know, having to struggle catching buses for 2-3 hours a day
22:17 <slower> normal people would say, it was my fault, i fucked up
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22:48 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa if u were a hot blonde chick with tits, none of this would've happened
22:51 <slower> next time , i WILL be on time
23:03 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> cos you're a brunette you get screwed by everyone
23:09 <sandraa> slower if u had a fucking brain u would relise that it took forever to fucking get there i was 10 minutes late 10 fucking minutes some guy didnt show up for his and i was already there but no they couldnt just check it
23:25 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> public servants cant think on-the-fly, sandraa
23:27 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> everyone knows that
23:43 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> theyre stupid people who cant adjust or do anything that isnt by-the-book
24:03 <slower> if you had any brains, you would have got there early :)
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24:32 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa's VCAL didnt equip her for the real world
24:48 <Dam0> lol
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24:50 <sandraa> they are stingy fucks
24:51 <sandraa> and i spit on them
24:51 <sandraa> lo
24:51 <sandraa> l
24:58 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> not stingy, just dumb
25:01 <sandraa> and if any of u had to fucking go through that u would be pissed off too
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25:20 <alch3my> SANDRAAAAAAAA
25:20 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> public servants are C grade students who cant get into any course, so they end up in govt jobs at $20/hr
25:26 <sandraa> slower if u had brain u would go fuck yourself
25:26 <pervert> sandraa whats up dear?
25:31 <sandraa> s*
25:34 <sandraa> alch3my
25:40 <alch3my> oh
25:42 <alch3my> is that all i get?
25:43 <alch3my> well fu!
25:47 <pervert> im flying
25:48 <alch3my> i take SANDRAAAAAAA back and give you sandraa
25:50 <slower> lol what a mature statement
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25:56 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon i had an appointment its not like i just went and asked for rego straight out
26:09 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> shouldve been there early
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26:31 <sandraa> slower ok if you werent pissed off if that happend to u then ur just a man whos full of shit
26:32 <slower> me/ nods at PandasDontDrive
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26:51 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> what was so important that u were late?
26:54 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> giving birth?
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26:56 <WiLd_TuRkeY> who wants to help me fake my own death?
27:01 <alch3my> like birth would wait
27:21 <slower> sandraa i always make sure i am early, no matter where i go
27:22 <bluetrain> who are you faking it for?
27:26 <sandraa> its fucking 10 minutes do u know what ten minutes is its not fucking much >=/ A GUY DIDNT SHOW UP FOR HIS THEY COULD OF TAKEN ME
27:37 <alch3my> id take you sandraa.. ruff
27:37 <alch3my> ;p
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27:40 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> yeah but they have backlogs there
27:47 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> there would always bee too many booked in, like a doctors surgery
27:49 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hi JUSTaGIRL
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28:04 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> all that Vic Roads chick was thinking about is "i want to leave at 5pm"
28:11 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> she dont give a shit about some angry serb chick abusing her
28:12 <sandraa> omg they would still be fucking checking my car
28:17 <alch3my> ahh
28:21 <alch3my> defected?
28:22 <alch3my> ;
28:23 <alch3my> ;)
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28:32 <bluetrain> sandraa did you talk to them like you talked to slower?
28:40 <slower> lol
28:41 <pervert> im high
28:41 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa took a dump on the vic roads chicks head
28:43 <pervert> off my ass
28:52 <sandraa> if i got there 10 minutes early and they came out to check my car they would still be checking it so it would make no fucking difference
28:55 <pervert> anyone got 10 dollars until dole day
28:59 <pervert> so i can get a cask
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29:08 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> ah, i remember when i moved home at 17
29:11 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i'd make $20 last a week
29:12 <alch3my> cask cost 11
29:12 <sandraa> bluetrain no but should of
29:12 * bluetrain sings little fluffy little fluffy little fluffy clouds
29:18 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> the good old days?
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29:29 <River> evening all
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30:02 <bluetrain> sandraa...what do you think that would have resulted in?
30:20 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i bet because she was angry, the vic roads wouldve been looking for some reason to reject it
30:41 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> you can never rely on dumb people
30:49 * LeMz stomps around
31:00 <sandraa> bluetrain lol me saying u fucking stingy motherfuckers i had a appointment and that guy didnt show up u can fucking take me but u choose to be motherfucking pricks
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31:05 <sandraa> then me getting kicked out
31:06 <sandraa> lol
31:08 <sandraa> haha
31:10 <slower> bluetrain i just cant see sandraa admitting it was her fault
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31:27 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> if only sandraa had learned problem solving skills, hmph
31:49 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> aussie women are some of the most pushy, bossy big mouthed creatures on the earth
32:04 <sandraa> nah but i was like all calm and nice and like would i be able to wait and see if someone didnt show up and then this guy didnt show up and im like looking at her and shes like no and im like o ok
32:07 <bluetrain> the hold NOTHING To asian women
32:09 Quit: SupraSSV ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
32:11 <sandraa> and walked out
32:16 <bluetrain> and Indian women are even worse
32:17 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> haha asian chicks are hell bossy too
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32:21 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> but not as manipulative
32:34 <River> hmmm
32:37 <sandraa> i was polite like i always am
32:41 <River> All races have good and bad points
32:43 <sandraa> but im fucking pissed off
32:48 <sandraa> its fucking bullshit
32:48 <River> I know some really loving caring aussies
32:53 <River> and I know some real bitches
32:57 <bluetrain> I'm not saying all... most of what I said should hve been "SOME"
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33:11 <slower> put it down to a lesson learned
33:23 <bluetrain> it has been my experience that people with an "i'm entitled" attitude can really think their problem is your problem
33:37 <bluetrain> sandraa... yeah it's unfortunate...
33:43 <alch3my> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d62_1264417409
33:44 <bluetrain> if you are lucky it won't happen again
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33:49 <slower> lol bluetrain
34:11 <sandraa> i didnt take it out on her i was nice about it
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34:22 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> thats why people go to uni sandraa, so they dont have to deal with dumb people all day
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34:33 <sandraa> but im saying its fucking bullshit they had time someone didnt show up i had a appointment
34:33 <slower> so taking it out on us, lol
34:49 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> you didnt listen sandraa, you are dealing with PUBLIC SERVANTS
35:01 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> people who dont care about doing a good job
35:04 <bluetrain> sandraa... I'd not ask at that time, but I'd write a bit of a letter asking just what the appointments are for
35:28 <bluetrain> as if you are seeking to understand better what happened and how it can be prevented in the future.
35:40 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> australia's fucked for getting anything to improve, bluetrain
35:44 <sandraa> omg
35:45 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> 100 letters wont do shit
35:52 <sandraa> ok im not gonna go on about this
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35:54 * slower has a appointment tomorrow, will be there early
35:55 <River> The whole world is fucked
35:56 <sandraa> its pointless
35:57 <River> lets be honest
35:58 <SonnyWortzik> heat much!
36:05 <bluetrain> I loved the way I could find out why I wasn't offered an interview in australia
36:16 * sandraa hope slower smashes into a tree and doesnt make it
36:17 <bluetrain> here in the usa, they worry when you ask them those kind of questions
36:21 <sandraa> s*
36:26 <bluetrain> they think... is this person going to sue us?
36:29 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> interview for what?
36:35 <bluetrain> I went for a job in a library...
36:37 <SonnyWortzik> now finally you quit
36:49 <bluetrain> didn't get the Interview so I called back.... to find out why.
37:04 <bluetrain> First the person says "well it's with children and you didn't have enough experience"
37:15 <SonnyWortzik> women controls this world so relax and chill
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37:17 <bluetrain> I said, do you have my information in front of you?
37:22 <slower> hahaha, as i said sandraa you realy need to mature
37:28 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> that you, SonnyRollins?
37:38 <sandraa> omg slower as i said ur go die
37:38 <sandraa> lol
37:43 <SonnyWortzik> i'm the bloke frm dog day afternoon
37:44 <sandraa> go die*
37:47 <bluetrain> I've worked child care, summer camps, as a librarian in a school. I believe I have quite a bit experience with children.
37:52 <SonnyWortzik> liz is my gf
37:58 <bluetrain> So they then went on about not having enough time working in a library...
38:06 <bluetrain> though I had worked 10+
38:46 <bluetrain> i finally said.. Look, I'm not holding you at fault or anything... I just want to know what the difference was between me not getting interviewed and the people who got interviewed
38:52 <SonnyWortzik> shes Italian
39:07 * SonnyWortzik sips on black coffee
39:13 <River> Liz
39:15 <River> hmmm
39:17 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i was just listening to Black Coffee..
39:20 <SonnyWortzik> Elizabeth
39:20 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> coincidence
39:29 <bluetrain> She finally said... quite honestly... we had short amount of spots for interviews... everyone interviewed was an employee else where in the city
39:33 <River> SonnyWortzik does she get called dizzy by her mum by any chance
39:34 <bluetrain> or had volunteered for us.
39:41 <SonnyWortzik> yep
39:45 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqIeKYRLhno
40:06 <River> I use to know a Liz, (dizzy) a while back
40:11 <bluetrain> So, I said, the difference was just that they were knowned to you, so if I volunteered and became known the next time it would increase my chances...
40:18 <bluetrain> oh, she said... yes
40:19 <SonnyWortzik> i think that's her raiver
40:23 <bluetrain> and i said thanks.
40:33 <River> SonnyWortzik could be
40:35 <bluetrain> the next week the library where I was volunteering had notice up for a librarian
40:40 <bluetrain> I applied and got the job
40:41 <SonnyWortzik> your the one gave me her number in 2002
40:58 <Incorruptible> Hmm
41:04 <Incorruptible> Trying to think of new ideas to flood facebook walls.
41:12 <bluetrain> what have you done so far?
41:21 <Incorruptible> I've done the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme, as well as WAR HYUEAGGH GOOD GOD Y'ALL
41:26 <SonnyWortzik> digesting foods in my stomach
41:34 <River> SonnyWortzik nah, doubt it
41:40 <River> I didnt know my dizzy in 2002
41:41 <River> lol
41:52 <SonnyWortzik> does she lives near HP
41:54 <Incorruptible> Because all I receive is random ramblings, albeit multiple ones, from random young asian women.
42:03 <bluetrain> well rick rolls are been there done that...
42:06 <SonnyWortzik> marribynong
42:14 <bluetrain> over here everyone is sending each other "Pants on the ground"
42:47 <SonnyWortzik> closer to the sunshine detention
43:25 * SonnyWortzik rukes regardless
43:34 <River> hmmm
43:45 <River> pants on the ground ????
43:53 <bluetrain> Someone thought it was fun to put the youtube video of Blondie Vs. The Doors Rapture Rider
43:57 <bluetrain> it actually sounds good
44:11 <bluetrain> yes Pants on the ground is a song written by one of the tryouts for american idol
44:22 <River> ahhh
44:25 <River> ok fair enough
44:28 <bluetrain> He really was just trying to get the message out to young black men
44:38 <River> thats fair enough
44:46 <bluetrain> he was a retired general... it was quite a good song
44:59 <River> :)
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45:09 <bluetrain> and it's kind of been remixed in several ways... anyway it contains information about how they worked so hard to get civil rights
45:26 <River> A lot of songs have msgs
45:34 <River> listen to a lot of the "rap" songs
45:38 <River> they all have a msg
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45:46 <bluetrain> only for the young men to seemingly be so disrespectful with their pants on the ground...
45:47 <River> wild_Turkey
45:47 Nick: wild_Turkey is now known as WiLd_TuRkeY
45:50 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hey River
46:11 * WiLd_TuRkeY adjusts his monitor
46:24 <WiLd_TuRkeY> that burger from macca's was great
46:46 <SonnyWortzik> oww oww we re moving in your monitor
47:12 <WiLd_TuRkeY> time for a monitor virus
47:23 <WiLd_TuRkeY> God ownz Joo all
47:27 <bluetrain> look how many hits �Pants on the ground� results 1 - 20 of about 9,530
47:57 <SonnyWortzik> vaginal yeast can be cure with sesame seed oil
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48:10 <Fred-Bear> hi sandraa
48:11 <Fred-Bear> :)
48:14 <bluetrain> SonnyWortzik, why do you think that?
48:21 <SonnyWortzik> i read it yesterday
48:32 <bluetrain> How did they say it worked?
48:51 <SonnyWortzik> http://www.youthingstrategies.com/qualities.htm
48:55 <bluetrain> and did it say the research was underwritten by the sesame seed growers?
48:56 <SonnyWortzik> read up champ
49:21 <SonnyWortzik> *Used as a douche mixed with warm water, the oil controls vaginal yeast infections.
49:22 <bluetrain> I tend to keep my bacteria in balance
49:39 <sandraa> hey Fred-Bear
49:40 <bluetrain> though there is something to be said for using edible lubricants
49:51 * SonnyWortzik rubs sandraa with seasame oil
50:02 <sandraa> eww
50:03 <sandraa> lol
50:07 <bluetrain> Hold the pickles and the lettuce?
50:37 <WiLd_TuRkeY> pickle dilly pairs
50:51 <sandraa> im in so much pain i dont know what to do
51:03 <SonnyWortzik> http://www.essortment.com/all/whatisflaxsee_pfy.htm
51:05 <bluetrain> I trust my green grocer to pick out only the best cucumbers
51:12 <WiLd_TuRkeY> seek medical assistnace
51:21 <sandraa> gotta wait till 2moro
51:35 <sandraa> hopefully ill get a book in
51:35 <bluetrain> sandraa... hope you feel better soon
51:44 <sandraa> thank you bluetrain
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51:48 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@1152b503.bigpond.net.au
51:48 Kick: paul_banks was kicked by ChanOP (This is not a troll channel, learn that and the rules and I will remove the ban)
51:50 <bluetrain> you're not having too good of luck with appointments
51:51 <sandraa> right now i feel like im dying
51:55 <sandraa> i cant swollow
51:59 <Fred-Bear> sandraa BEAR yay, sup
52:06 <sandraa> Fred-Bear nm u
52:12 * Fred-Bear asks sandraa for a cheeseburger
52:18 <Fred-Bear> just work, just got home
52:32 <SonnyWortzik> rage
52:44 <bluetrain> the music show or the emotional outburst?
53:17 <pawl> lol banks
53:26 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa what are your symptoms?
53:30 Nick: pawl is now known as Centurion
53:34 <bluetrain> she cannot swallow
53:36 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> fever? dizziness? dehydrated? coughing up green/yellow?
53:39 * Centurion slaps SuREn darknesss :P
53:46 <bluetrain> Dr.Panfired
53:50 <sandraa> http://bioweb.uwlax.edu/bio203/s2009/weisser_mich/tonsils.JPG < looks like that
53:54 <SonnyWortzik> http://www.whfoods.com/genpage.php?tname=foodspice&dbid=131
54:03 <bluetrain> paging Dr.Panfried... code yellow in the nurses lounge
54:27 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> that tonsil doesnt look too swolen
54:27 <sandraa> i just cant swollow extreme pain but i have to swallow coz the saliver is building up
54:28 <SonnyWortzik> sandraa: drink warm water mixed with honey and little bit of white paper and mint leaves
54:42 <WiLd_TuRkeY> go to sleep
54:44 <bluetrain> Does it have white spots?
54:49 <sandraa> its closing up my breathing hole lmfao
54:50 <bluetrain> Does she have Strep doctor?
54:54 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa, do u have a cold/flu also?
54:56 <SonnyWortzik> peppar
55:01 <sandraa> nah the left said has like pus or some shit
55:03 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon no
55:09 <sandraa> it looks off
55:16 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> throat swelling? sheesh.
55:17 <bluetrain> sandraa... sounds vile
55:21 <sandraa> and it looks like its closing up
55:22 <bluetrain> hope you don't have strep
55:23 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> why werent u at the doctors yesterday
55:34 <sandraa> coz i only got it like last nite
55:37 <SonnyWortzik> my doctors are killer
55:38 <bluetrain> but if you do have strep... it goes away fast once you get the antibiotics in you
55:45 <sandraa> wtf is strep?
56:08 <WiLd_TuRkeY> a doctor is a like a butcher
56:11 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> strepsils wont do much
56:15 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> she needs antibiotics
56:16 <sandraa> ooo
56:19 <sandraa> yeah
56:30 <sandraa> it looks shocking
56:30 <sandraa> :(
56:31 <bluetrain> www.webmd.com/oral-health/tc/strep-throat-topic-overview
56:31 <SonnyWortzik> Overseas doctors especially from 3rd world country dont trust them
56:40 <bluetrain> not Strepsils
56:52 <bluetrain> A bacteria... short named Strep
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57:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> they dont call it strep here though
57:08 <SonnyWortzik> they will twist your mind for swipe place
57:11 <bluetrain> Streptococcus
57:12 <WiLd_TuRkeY> haiti: The images unveil a new mass population of amputees in a country where the able-bodied barely get by,
57:20 <bluetrain> what do they call it there?
57:36 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> tonsillitis or something similar
57:44 <bluetrain> NO it isn't that at all
57:54 <sandraa> yeah i think i have strep
57:55 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> both are bacterial infections / viral
58:15 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> often you can get redness just from a cough so it doesnt get diagnosed properly half the time
58:16 <bluetrain> yes two forms... if it is viral bedrest not much else you can do
58:22 <Pieter> man
58:27 <sandraa> im scared im gonna need my tonsils removed
58:27 <bluetrain> but bacterial tends to have pus
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58:28 <sandraa> :(
58:32 <Pieter> netspace really really need to look into their billing system
58:34 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> they dont remove tonsils these days
58:34 <bluetrain> Sandraa doubt it
58:36 <Pieter> so many bugs in it
58:48 <sandraa> oo thats good then
58:51 <bluetrain> it just feels more swollen than it probably is
59:09 <bluetrain> and even if you do... that can be a benefit of less sore throats
59:14 <bluetrain> in the future.
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59:20 <sandraa> i can swollow food lol and its blocked my left side
59:20 <sandraa> lol
59:28 <Pieter> you can swallow more than that sandraa ;)
59:29 <bluetrain> Pieter!
59:30 <sandraa> like i said its closing up
59:34 <Pieter> hey bluetrain:)
59:50 <Pieter> damn
59:54 <Pieter> i wish i was able to get tpg again
59:56 <Bandicoot> sandraa do you have problems all the time with tonsils?
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00:03 <sandraa> yes
00:11 <Pieter> dun worry sandraa me too :p
00:13 <Bandicoot> my friend did also, she had them removed
00:18 <Pieter> im always taking sudafed :/
00:18 <Bandicoot> and was only in agony for 3 days
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00:24 <Bandicoot> she had to drink soup
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00:37 <sandraa> i dont want them removed
00:39 <sandraa> im scared
00:42 <Bandicoot> lo
00:54 <Bandicoot> how often to they get inflammed?
01:00 <sandraa> =/
01:00 <sandraa> ?
01:04 <bluetrain> sandraa... has something happened to you before?
01:07 <Bandicoot> how often do they hurt?
01:11 <sandraa> bluetrain like what ?
01:12 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i used to get inflamed tonsils like every bad cold i got
01:14 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> 3-4 times a year
01:21 <sandraa> Bandicoot i always get tonsillitis
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01:24 <sandraa> but this like bad
01:25 <sandraa> lol
01:31 <sandraa> this isnt tonsillitis
01:32 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> is there a yuk taste in your mouth?
01:36 <Bandicoot> does anyone else in your family suffer similar symptoms?
01:37 <bluetrain> well, getting tonsils out is pretty common and they tend to not have many
01:41 <bluetrain> issues with it
01:56 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i remember a dude in grade 2 had his removed
01:58 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon no lol im trying hard not to swollow
01:58 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> poor fucker
02:07 <Bandicoot> getting your tonsils removed is like circumcision, you become a little less human
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02:09 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> u should be drinking more water than normal
02:25 <bluetrain> might want it to be not too cold though....
02:26 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa do u have a fever?
02:27 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon i dont wanna coz it hurts
02:28 <bluetrain> just lukewarm water
02:36 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon no
02:37 <alch3my> sandraa
02:37 <bluetrain> maybe even use a straw
02:39 <alch3my> smells
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02:51 <sandraa> doesnt help still need to swollow the water
02:57 <sandraa> i cant explain how painful it is
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03:00 <bluetrain> alch3my no, that's because you've been sticking your hands under your armpits and rubbing your nose
03:02 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> cmon its not that closed up u cant breathe or drink
03:04 <sandraa> alch3my blow me
03:05 <sandraa> :)
03:13 <alch3my> bluetrain white knigting sandra
03:16 <alch3my> you still suck
03:24 <sandraa> i can breathe but drink lol its painful
03:26 <SonnyWortzik> what is a gay bar?
03:27 <Fred-Bear> sandraa :D
03:30 <Bandicoot> alch3my dont, youll get vaginitis
03:31 <alch3my> bluetrain is a gay bar
03:33 <bluetrain> alch3my's dead
03:34 <Fred-Bear> sandraa how has work been
03:39 <bluetrain> or so the clouds sang
03:39 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i hate fucking doctors half the time though, they always act like you're making shit up or exaggerating
03:43 <alch3my> bluetrain white knights and FAILS hard
03:45 <SonnyWortzik> fuck me dead not!
03:49 <sandraa> yeah meh boring Fred-Bear
03:56 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
03:57 <bluetrain> alch3my message me if you want a fight
03:59 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Fred-Bear, how's bron's underpant collection going?
04:06 <Fred-Bear> sandraa, can u make the burgers yet
04:06 <bluetrain> message me if you want a friend
04:06 <alch3my> Heres a perfect picture of bluetrain
04:07 <alch3my> http://encyclopediadramatica.com/White_Knighting
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04:15 <SonnyWortzik> fight turns into sexual feelings
04:15 <bluetrain> but don't go telling people what you don't know
04:22 <alch3my> http://encyclopediadramatica.com/White_Knighting = bluetrain
04:32 <alch3my> Im not going to message you, You're a moron
04:38 <bluetrain> What does White_knighting look like
04:39 <Bandicoot> Fred-Bear hi
04:40 <alch3my> come kill me, if im so dead... come on out
04:42 <SonnyWortzik> mel?
04:45 <bluetrain> does she have brown hair, and green eyes
04:50 <bluetrain> DUDE it was a song title
04:52 <alch3my> come on bluetrain
04:53 <Bandicoot> bron was right about Rhee
04:56 <alch3my> lets go
04:58 <Fred-Bear> <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Fred-Bear, how's bron's underpant collection going? <-- hahahaha funny you ask that, she actually called me today, n sends me a text saying, do you think azza will like these undies, she got these nice pink n white and blue n white checkered frenchies
05:03 <SonnyWortzik> grab this
05:15 <bluetrain> Alchemy's Dead by Clouds
05:16 <Bandicoot> lol
05:29 <alch3my> bluetrain is a soft peice of shit, the only muscle he has is in his throat from eating so much food
05:29 <sandraa> Fred-Bear lol shes tryna turn u on
05:30 <Bandicoot> did she call or text? which is it
05:30 <bluetrain> en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clouds_(Australian_band)
05:38 <SonnyWortzik> Cloud Juice
05:47 <Fred-Bear> she called me, then sent me a sms with a pic
05:53 <bluetrain> SHE.. bluetrain... she
05:55 <Pieter> man
05:57 <bluetrain> not he, she
05:57 <alch3my> she?
05:58 <alch3my> fuck
06:00 <Pieter> most of my poo was made of crunchy nuts
06:01 <alch3my> even worse
06:01 <Fred-Bear> they are for him for valentines day
06:04 <alch3my> you're fat and look like a guy
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06:10 <sandraa> lol
06:11 <bluetrain> if you are going to be saying shit, please at least get my gender right
06:18 <alch3my> come kill me bluetrain
06:21 <bluetrain> and where did you get a photo of me anyway?
06:22 <SonnyWortzik> brasil trannys samba party
06:23 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> gs69azza doesnt appreciate the stench of bron's anus.
06:24 <alch3my> or are I not dead?
06:25 <alch3my> come on!
06:27 <alch3my> do it
06:29 <bluetrain> I'm in the US and I don't recall sending you one
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06:33 <bluetrain> DUDE>. PAY ATTENTION
06:37 <bluetrain> It's a SONG TITLE
06:38 <alch3my> [19:33.31] <bluetrain> alch3my's dead
06:46 <alch3my> come on
06:49 <alch3my> dont back down
06:56 <alch3my> fried chicken more important?
06:59 <Pieter> hahaha @ george taking a book to the toilet in a bookshop
07:00 <bluetrain> Alchem's Dead by Clouds <bluetrain> Alchemy's Dead by Clouds
07:02 <Pieter> thats fucked up
07:11 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> aussie music's no good
07:12 <bluetrain> it's by an Australian Band Clouds
07:16 <alch3my> thats great :)
07:18 <bluetrain> Sorry beg to differ
07:19 <Centurion> sounds gay
07:19 <alch3my> but I know you didnt mean that ;)
07:30 <bluetrain> it's a great group though no longer together
07:37 <alch3my> ghetto chick says im dead :(
07:42 <bluetrain> Panfried... I happen to like girls that can sing and play guitar
07:45 <alch3my> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=550_1196664299 ROFL
07:53 <Fred-Bear> sandraa is always chirpy n friendly, well liked and highly regarded as a good friend
08:15 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Fred-Bear appreciates the vapours of when bron does a big morning poop
08:19 <Bandicoot> not this afternoon
08:26 <Bandicoot> sandraa has been whinging
08:38 <Fred-Bear> sandraa can make mcdonalds
08:39 <Fred-Bear> :P
08:41 <Fred-Bear> YUMMM
08:45 <Bandicoot> she doesnt
08:46 <alch3my> large OJ no ice
08:46 <alch3my> ta
08:47 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa's too busy trying to get her car fixed to go to the doctors
08:54 <Bandicoot> she talks into the mic at the drive in
09:08 <sandraa> =/
09:21 <Bandicoot> in a nasel voice
09:29 <Bandicoot> "hallew.. can i help yew?"
09:40 <bluetrain> sandraa... I'd just leave get some more sleep and forget these freaks that don't even know the difference between a boy and girl
09:57 <sandraa> lol
09:59 <Centurion> sandraa, is a tard and a half bluetrain
10:05 <Bandicoot> "so you want like 3 big macs a diet cola n like some cookies right? that'll be like 7 bucks"
10:18 <PandasDontDrive> i needa piss piss piss
10:21 <bluetrain> Centurion.. everyone has issues, bad days, and something up their arse
10:21 <sandraa> bluetrain :P true
10:38 <alch3my> bluetrain is the later
10:39 <alch3my> ;)
10:41 <sandraa> Centurion how am i a tard
10:54 <bluetrain> alch3my you want something up your arse?
10:58 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> its not tard, its intellectually challenged
11:01 <bluetrain> I promise, I'll be gentle
11:02 <alch3my> you offering darling?
11:07 <Centurion> better question is how are u not?
11:24 <Centurion> u live on the hopes and dreams of been idlise on irc
11:32 <sandraa> lol im sure
11:32 <bluetrain> Centurion lots of school kids around here say "IT takes one to know one"
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12:01 <Centurion> bluetrain, school kids was so 1990's
12:16 <sandraa> Centurion u dont know what i hope and dream of
12:20 <bluetrain> sandraa did you happen to turn Centurion down some point he's sounding quite upset
12:28 * Fred-Bear makes sandraa a nice toast with cheese n ham on it
12:29 <Fred-Bear> :)
12:33 <sandraa> lol probley
12:47 <alch3my> its awesome when guys pretend to be girls on the net
12:47 <Centurion> bluetrain, i dont need some 15yo im more then happy with who i have
12:48 <sandraa> thank you Fred-Bear but i cant eat it
12:48 <alch3my> isnt it bluetrain?
12:54 <bluetrain> Centurion considering I'm in my early 40s school kids is so tomorrow morning at 8:20 am
13:05 <Fred-Bear> yeah sandraa, its so you dont go hungry
13:06 <Fred-Bear> :P
13:09 <bluetrain> when I drop my son off
13:20 <Fred-Bear> sandraa you are a coolie :P
13:29 <alch3my> yeah, bluetrain is a bloke ;)
13:29 <sandraa> thanx
13:30 <sandraa> :)
13:36 <bluetrain> sandraa really... I'm getting sympathy pains... get some water into you and get some rest
13:47 <sandraa> bluetrain i cant sleep
13:50 <bluetrain> alch3my sure keep me to yourself
13:57 <bluetrain> sandraa rest not sleep rest
14:02 <alch3my> bluetrain: Yeah, Fat black chicks dont do it for me.
14:17 <Thebestjerk> talking to a girl called Elle.. does anyone know if she has any issues before i continue to talk to her?
14:20 <bluetrain> alch3my keep trying to get a photo out of me eh?
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14:33 <alch3my> bluetrain: Ill go to KFC if I want a photo of you
14:33 <bluetrain> I don't know her jerk
14:48 <sandraa> bluetrain im waiting to go walking
14:49 <sandraa> :P
14:53 <bluetrain> alch3my I haven't had KFC in over at least 3 years, I think 2006
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15:23 <bluetrain> now if you can send me some Chili Cafe yellow curry
15:26 <bluetrain> I'd be interested
15:26 <alch3my> yeah, I guess there are better fried chicken places in America
15:33 <sandraa> Thebestjerk im sure u would listen to what anyone says on here
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16:11 <alch3my> elle is a stunner
16:12 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
16:13 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
16:13 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> From the skeez disease, wooi!
16:16 <alch3my> the on ly problem for you
16:18 <alch3my> shes closer to me ;p
16:20 <Elite_zero> I am eating 10 dim sims now
16:23 <Elite_zero> tastes great
16:24 <Elite_zero> :)
16:28 <Elite_zero> supermarket
16:37 <alch3my> elle has a nice massive rack though
16:44 <Elite_zero> 10 dim sims (look like the ones at the fish and chips) are 3.40 Dollars
16:50 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
16:50 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
16:50 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> "Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
16:50 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy
17:07 <Thebestjerk> is it fat chick rack or hot girl massive rack?
17:08 <Matthew> fuckin dim sims.. my wofes latest craving.. dimsims with mayo.. not any mayo has to be "tomy" brand mayo.. and marathon dimsims :/
17:13 <Matthew> wifes*
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17:55 <Elite_zero> Are Australian at Majority good people? Vote
17:57 <Elite_zero> Yes or No
18:03 <sandraa> no
18:04 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
18:04 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
18:04 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
18:04 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans
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18:19 <Elite_zero> just 1 vote?
18:26 <sandraa> lol
18:54 <Elite_zero> why is it every time I went to the supermarket and I bought ZERO COKE, the cashier smiled at me and even smiled at another cashier
18:58 <bluetrain> Elite_zero... I abstain
19:00 <Elite_zero> maybve cos I''m not fat
19:03 <Centurion> if no sandraa fuck off back on ur boat home
19:16 <Elite_zero> I bought zero coke not because to avoid fat but to prevent teeth decay
19:25 <sandraa> Centurion but i like australi
19:25 <sandraa> a
19:26 <sandraa> lol
19:30 <Fred-Bear> sandraa do you like warm soup?
19:35 <sandraa> yes
19:38 <Centurion> stop complaining and bitchin about its ppl
19:40 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Take a dump, sandraa baby, squirt some gravy
19:42 <ShaneWatson> im back
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19:44 <Centurion> thats unfuckn australian
19:48 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
19:53 <sandraa> Centurion im not
19:57 <ShaneWatson> its watto!
19:59 <Elite_zero> Corn Soup
20:00 <sandraa> im not saying anything =/
20:02 <ShaneWatson> sandraa = from noble park
20:04 <Elite_zero> at chinese restaurants
20:05 <ShaneWatson> lol
20:07 <Elite_zero> or asparagus soup!
20:08 <Elite_zero> :)
20:13 <Elite_zero> I like those soups
20:15 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon thats sickning
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20:24 * ShaneWatson slaps sandraa around a bit with a large trout
20:29 <ShaneWatson> sandraa : asl
20:38 <ShaneWatson> :)
20:42 <alch3my> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9fb_1264349360
20:44 <alch3my> !!!!!!
20:53 <sandraa> ShaneWatson 56 m your mums house
21:13 <ShaneWatson> sandraa thats bullshit we all know u live in Noble Park and work at mcdonalds
21:14 <ShaneWatson> lol
21:22 <alch3my> how many stalkers do you have?
21:24 <sandraa> ShaneWatson then why ask?
21:25 <sandraa> :)
21:32 <ShaneWatson> lol
21:34 <ShaneWatson> im bored
21:37 <sandraa> lol
21:39 <Fred-Bear> i can imagine sandraa eating soup on a cold day while she wears a lil hoddy and has a blanket on her :P
21:40 <sandraa> well be bored
21:40 <ShaneWatson> sandras my #1 e-bitch
21:41 <Elite_zero> Kevin Rudd's nephew dressed in KKK mask yesterday
21:42 <ShaneWatson> :P
21:45 <Elite_zero> in front of rod laver
21:50 <Elite_zero> :)
21:52 <bluetrain> *throws celery at everyone in the room* You've all been Stalked.
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22:01 <Count`Shagula> I can imagine sandraa at work... bent over...
22:06 <ShaneWatson> i cant..
22:07 <ShaneWatson> lol
22:10 * ShaneWatson chokes
22:20 <sandraa> Count`Shagula eww
22:29 <Count`Shagula> Your a cricker Shane, you need to take what you can get
22:35 <ShaneWatson> lol
22:38 <ShaneWatson> blondes do it better
22:46 <Count`Shagula> That was terrible spelling there lol
22:47 <sandraa> no they dont
22:56 <ShaneWatson> bullshit
23:03 <ShaneWatson> sandra thinks
23:08 <ShaneWatson> im SirSly
23:14 <sandraa> lol
23:16 <ShaneWatson> anyways brb i gotta make a call
23:20 <sandraa> fag
23:29 <ShaneWatson> im like fucking peeling
23:32 <ShaneWatson> from the sunburn
23:33 <ShaneWatson> from like
23:34 <sandraa> lol
23:35 <ShaneWatson> a week ago
23:36 <ShaneWatson> like
23:37 <alch3my> go make ya call
23:38 <alch3my> and stfu
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23:39 <ShaneWatson> SO FUCKN BAD
23:43 <ShaneWatson> FUCKUP
23:47 <ShaneWatson> when i talk
23:48 <ShaneWatson> U listen
23:49 <ShaneWatson> :)
23:50 <ShaneWatson> mwah
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23:52 <alch3my> wrong.
23:55 <alch3my> when you talk
23:57 <alch3my> you dribble shit.
24:05 <ShaneWatson> * Added alch3my!*@* to ignore list
24:07 <bluetrain> egads that boy talks too much and says absolutely nothing
24:10 <alch3my> Awww baby
24:13 <bluetrain> AND I'm not meaning alchemy
24:16 <alch3my> Im so sore that im ignored.
24:28 <alch3my> Guess you know you dribble shit. :)
24:28 <tr1p1ea> full metal alchemy?
24:40 <ShaneWatson> loll
24:47 <Fred-Bear> imagine sandraa like on the couch in blankets n stuff wearing a hoody to keep warm n having a mug of soup :P
24:48 <ShaneWatson> lololol
24:49 <bluetrain> ShaneWatson, all you said in those many lines could have been in one message... do you think you could be a bit more put together next time?
24:56 <ShaneWatson> i like sandra
25:00 <alch3my> ShaneWatson is a failure.
25:06 <ShaneWatson> we're going to have babies at the gong one day
25:07 <ShaneWatson> :)
25:17 <bluetrain> not if she dies getting her tonsils out
25:24 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i like it when hot chicks try to let out a quiet, sly fart in public, and get caught
25:31 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> and then theyre all "I DIDNT FART"
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26:23 <Bandicoot> i let off a bomb and shout DEAL WITH IT
26:30 <Elite_zero> Bandicoor Hi Mang
26:31 <Elite_zero> :)
26:35 <Elite_zero> Notice MAN
26:38 <Bandicoot> ?
26:39 <Elite_zero> MANG oops
26:45 <Bandicoot> fuck off wanker
27:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Elite_zero, when are you moving to arizona
27:02 <Bandicoot> only cubans are allowed to type cuban
27:02 <Longie> now now
27:03 <Longie> lets all get naked and settle
27:30 <Bandicoot> i have 6 aussie flags eitherside of my VZ from yesterdi
27:39 <Bandicoot> its a head turner
28:25 <bluetrain> Longie... naked co-ed sesame seed oil Twister?
28:26 <iBiZa> omg, Longie stop it your making me wet!
28:28 <iBiZa> Sizzle!
29:02 Quit: EvilCereaL ([email protected]) Operation timed out
29:13 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> maybe if sandraa cant eat for a while she'll get skinny
29:21 <alch3my> Longie
29:23 <alch3my> im waiting
29:27 <Fred-Bear> sandraa is pretty skinny
29:41 <SuREn> hush Longie
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30:07 <sandraa> im going walking
30:09 <sandraa> lol
30:14 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon you make me sick
30:16 <sandraa> haha jks
30:17 <sandraa> :P
30:18 <sandraa> ciaoos
30:20 <sandraa> ppl
30:22 <Bandicoot> bye sandra
30:24 <Fred-Bear> sandraa, youll ALWAYS be a 'little bear'
30:25 <Bandicoot> have a good one
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30:30 <sandraa> bye Bandicoot you 2
30:31 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> bounce her on your knee?
30:35 <bluetrain> sandraa I thought you were already sick
30:35 <sandraa> lol ok Fred-Bear
30:38 <bluetrain> have a good walk
30:47 <Fred-Bear> sandraa likes being a lil bear anayway
30:49 <Fred-Bear> :P
30:57 <sandraa> bluetrain my throat is killing me but i cant do anything about it
30:58 <Bandicoot> Fred-Bear
30:58 <sandraa> :P
30:59 <sandraa> bye
31:06 <Bandicoot> bron was right about Rhee
31:12 <Bandicoot> Rhee is a nutcase
31:15 <bluetrain> sandraa... gargling with salt water would be a start
31:20 <sandraa> bluetrain lol erase what i just wrote i misread :P
31:21 <sandraa> lol
31:22 <sandraa> haha byee
31:23 <bluetrain> hurts like hell but improves the situation
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31:55 <Pieter> hehehe @ seinfeld
31:55 <bluetrain> Rhee is suffering from a computer meltdown
32:19 <Bandicoot> i was openminded about rhee
32:30 <Bandicoot> i figured she made a few mistakes
32:36 <Bandicoot> and was ready to redeem herself
32:39 <bluetrain> Bandicoot is there a reason you feel you should be judging anyone?
32:44 <Pieter> god damn
32:44 <bluetrain> just curious
32:44 <Bandicoot> but it seems, her mistakes were just habitual
32:47 <Pieter> theres nuffin on tv
32:48 <Fred-Bear> rhee is a user, she leaves gs69azza n brons child in the backl oof her dealers vl wagon while they gamble in the crown casino, rhee wears leggings, mocasins and a puffy addidas jacket
32:52 <Bandicoot> lol
33:04 <Bandicoot> bluetrain yes, i feel i should be voicing my opinion
33:06 <Fred-Bear> gs69azza is battling for custidy
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33:13 <Pieter> errr
33:18 <Pieter> who are you to label another Bandicoot
33:24 <Pieter> anything beats a compulsive liar
33:34 <Bandicoot> i tried to help Rhee
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33:37 <bluetrain> Bandicoot, EVERYONE... has issues
33:38 <damian> actually
33:43 <damian> compulsive liars often win
33:47 <bluetrain> bad days, and things up their arse
33:50 <damian> becuase they believe their stories so much, the othe rpeople give up
33:54 <Bandicoot> i defended her against allegations
33:54 <Pieter> damian: not on irc :p
34:02 <Bandicoot> but it turns out, they were all true
34:03 <bluetrain> doesn't mean you should AIR them in public
34:08 <Pieter> damian: yeh, give up caring :/
34:17 <SonnyWortzik> hi sexy boys
34:18 <Bandicoot> bluetrain i dont have issues
34:23 <bluetrain> Bandicoot teaches you to open your mouth at the wrong time...
34:31 <Bandicoot> i am so issue-free i help others with issues
34:32 <bluetrain> well then that there is an Issue Bandicoot
34:35 <Bandicoot> so they too can be issue-free
34:38 <bluetrain> because there is no one without issues
34:39 <Bandicoot> theres no need for issues
34:46 <Pieter> bluetrain: ask Bandicoot how much he used to make at the age 11 in $
34:46 <Bandicoot> issues are unresolved problems
34:47 <SonnyWortzik> Bandicoot ya minx
34:48 <Pieter> :)
34:52 <Bandicoot> and i believe everything is solvable
34:54 <Bandicoot> even cancer
34:59 <bluetrain> Pieter don't you start...
35:05 <alch3my> start Pieter!
35:05 <Pieter> ayye?
35:09 <SonnyWortzik> you'll root anything dont ya!
35:12 <Bandicoot> Pieter holds onto every word typed on irc, what a loser
35:14 <Pieter> stop start stop start
35:17 <Bandicoot> irc is his life
35:23 <alch3my> IRC is my life too
35:25 <Bandicoot> whatever happens on irc, Pieter remembers for life
35:26 <bluetrain> Pieter... if you want to be starting something...
35:27 <alch3my> check yoself
35:27 <Bandicoot> lol sad
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35:34 <bluetrain> I have a couple of things in mind
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35:45 <Pieter> bluetrain: yeh but youre a horny lil devil
36:05 <bluetrain> well, I do have my points
36:13 <bluetrain> notice the plural
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36:54 <alch3my> two tits on highbeam?
37:04 <bluetrain> I just hate it when people use the very thing someone is doing to tell them off
37:07 <Centurion> Pieter, prints the logs of #melbourne out, and reads them when at the water cooler
37:22 <alch3my> Centurion You used to do that ;p
37:28 <bluetrain> Centurion... and why not? Aren't you the most interesting room around?
37:38 <bluetrain> Would have to be better than the evening news
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42:07 <Pieter> fully Centurion!
42:26 <Longie> haha
42:31 <Longie> do you highlight bits too? :P
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42:42 <Pieter> fully!
42:48 <Pieter> i got a hello kitty highlighter
42:49 <Pieter> its yellow
42:50 <Pieter> :P
43:15 <Incorruptible> Sounds like something you could give to a little Asian girl and you'd be her hero for life.
43:15 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v alch3my
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44:29 <Pieter> check this on chan 7two
45:16 <Incorruptible> Nah
45:18 <Incorruptible> ceebs.
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45:41 <Just_Me> hey all
46:28 <procontinuation> Heh.
46:35 <procontinuation> Gawd...
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48:51 <MELBGUY23> any guys in melb wanna chat?!?!?!?
49:23 Join: Alcoholic ([email protected]) to #melbourne
49:26 * Just_Me wonders why that after all this time there are still so many fucking morons?
49:36 <Alcoholic> Cause it's IRC.
49:39 <Alcoholic> Simple.
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50:55 <Centurion> MELBGUY23, i gather there is many guys who want to chat
51:04 <Centurion> but if they want to chat to u is another story
51:10 * Just_Me thinks AusO is the worst fuckwit so far tonight
51:18 <Alcoholic> Wow, the website has been redesigned.
51:27 <Centurion> what website?
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51:34 <Alcoholic> For this channel.
51:50 <Alcoholic> Last time I saw it, it was David's design.
51:52 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@1152b503.bigpond.net.au
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52:00 <Centurion> who is david and what was his design
52:09 <Alcoholic> David = FakeID
52:19 <Alcoholic> The old website was from memory.
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52:33 <Centurion> how long ago was this
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52:40 <Alcoholic> About a year.
52:56 <bluetrain> Alcoholic I said the same thing when I entered
53:02 <bluetrain> but I don't recall the old one at all
53:04 <alch3my> I just lol at the mention of kodak
53:11 <Alcoholic> It seems to be loading so slowly.
53:17 <Centurion> i remeber the first one as i did it
53:18 <Alcoholic> My connection must be acting up.
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54:19 <Centurion> http://web.archive.org/web/20060402213829/http://melbournechat.com.au/
54:26 <Centurion> that original melbourne chat
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54:39 <ShaneWatson> SHADO
54:39 <alch3my> yeah
54:41 <alch3my> looks pretty shit hey
54:42 <ShaneWatson> YOU FUCKING HOMO
54:42 <ShaneWatson> :D
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55:44 <Alcoholic> It was different Centurion.
55:49 <Alcoholic> But, I do remember that design.
55:52 <alch3my> site still looks lame
55:58 <alch3my> so yeah
56:01 <alch3my> if kodak did it, id believe it
56:02 <alch3my> ;)
56:05 <Centurion> different ill try and find, though that was first site
56:11 <Alcoholic> Kodak is a tosser. :)
56:17 <bluetrain> I'm a tosser
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56:38 <alch3my> oh you're kodak are you?
56:51 <Alcoholic> HAHA!
56:55 <bluetrain> nope... I play ring toss with cinnamon donuts from Donut King
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57:05 <alch3my> .. so does kodak
57:18 <bluetrain> maybe we could have a competition
57:32 <alch3my> he might ddos you because you won
57:35 <Centurion> even the last record on waybackmachine is still the design that i had done
57:35 <bluetrain> who gets the most on.. and how fast we could eat them off without spilling a drop
57:48 <Centurion> though its missing some of the css
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58:45 <alch3my> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=400_1264276736 fishie says save me
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59:04 <bluetrain> I'm not sure I remember Kodak
59:10 <bluetrain> I do remember FakeID
59:12 <alch3my> thats a good thing
59:15 <alch3my> same douchebag
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59:28 <Pieter> kodak is fakeid
59:30 <bluetrain> ah
59:34 <noddy07> lol
59:37 <bluetrain> well I never knew him as kodak
59:49 <Pieter> me either
59:53 <Pieter> never really cared to :)
59:55 <bluetrain> I talked to fakeid a bit, but that's because....
59:56 <alch3my> indeed
59:59 <alch3my> lol
00:00 <alch3my> beacause?
00:03 <bluetrain> he laughed at some of my jokes
00:10 <Pieter> i need to lower my damn projection screen
00:11 <alch3my> im not talking to you anymore. :>
00:14 <Pieter> im not sure how to go about it
00:19 <bluetrain> if you pay more than 5 min to anything I say... I'd get a crush on you.
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00:28 <bluetrain> er pay more attention I meant
00:38 <bluetrain> but I get over them pretty quick once I actually know a person
00:48 <bluetrain> better
01:04 <amsy> lol
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01:07 <bluetrain> yeah, I remembered a bit of drama with fakeid
01:24 <bluetrain> in the room... but that was about when my computer crashed and I left
01:36 <bluetrain> he was already pissed off with me by then
01:43 <procontinuation> Hmmmmmm.
02:16 <alch3my> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0b0_1264270018
02:17 <alch3my> rofl
02:19 <alch3my> best ad ever.
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06:37 <SonnyWortzik> what is you up for raiver?
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08:26 <procontinuation> Egh.
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11:56 <Alcoholic> Very quiet in here.
12:04 <bluetrain> is it?
12:12 <Alcoholic> Indeed.
12:15 <bluetrain> I thought the revolving door was getting a work out and squeeked
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12:44 Nick: Belhor is now known as Charon
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13:30 <bluetrain> Alcoholic is it not always this quiet?
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13:47 * River yawns
13:55 <Alcoholic> Unsure.
13:59 <Just_Me> Nessa the Undressa :)
14:00 <Alcoholic> Rarely come on here.
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14:10 <bluetrain> my second time today
14:14 <bluetrain> since about a year ago
14:20 <bluetrain> maybe longer
14:55 <bluetrain> I keep putting my foot in my mouth though... so same ole same ole
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15:11 <Alcoholic> Haha.
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15:36 <bluetrain> when you type as much as I do... you are bound to say something stupid a good deal of the time.
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15:57 <Alcoholic> There's alot of coding errors on the new site.
16:02 <bluetrain> but every now and then I come up with a real winner... so I just keep typing
16:26 <Alcoholic> Good for you champ.
16:39 <bluetrain> I really only came back for one reason
16:54 <bluetrain> but that will probably be 3-4 years before that's apparant
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18:05 <Alcoholic> Which is..?
18:18 <bluetrain> not something that I can talk about at this time
18:32 <bluetrain> like I said... in 3-4 years
18:33 <Alcoholic> I see.
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18:49 <bluetrain> I have patience
19:26 <noddy07> lol
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20:10 * bluetrain sings a medley of crowded house songs
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23:10 <procontinuation> Geh.
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28:55 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Fuck Yeah!
29:05 <bluetrain> okay think I better go i'm falling asleep sitting up
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29:51 <macosx> bang
29:54 <WiLd_TuRkeY> bang
29:55 <procontinuation> Hmmmmmm.
30:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hmmmmm.
30:56 <macosx> bang!!1
31:00 <macosx> no doubt you'll be awake
31:09 <procontinuation> Who?
31:24 <procontinuation> Time for drinkies I think.
31:30 <macosx> bang
31:36 <macosx> im drinking
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32:10 * pawl[macbook] slaps Longie 
32:38 <Pieter> Theeeeeee Simpsoooooooooooons
32:54 <Pieter> dont slap mah bitch!
33:06 <Pieter> Smaaaaaaaack Mah bitch uuuuuup
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33:09 <SonnyWortzik> dowh!
33:13 <WiLd_TuRkeY> smack my bitch up
33:16 <River> doh!
33:23 <pervert> pieters on the fits tonight
33:31 <Pieter> errrr
33:39 <Pieter> pervert's on the Mandy's tonight
33:41 <pervert> lol
33:44 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu42ZbEbPMc
33:45 <WiLd_TuRkeY> anyone want a ciggerette
33:51 <pervert> u are pieter
33:52 <pervert> :P
33:56 <Pieter> :|
33:59 <alch3my> wtf is up with liveleak deleting every decent ghost rider clip
34:09 <Pieter> I block/deleted her yonks ago
34:28 <macosx> bang
34:46 <demon`> nsh
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35:33 <macosx> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqPuuget0w8
35:38 <PandasDontDrive> this prison show on 7two is awesome
35:43 * Elite_zero is listening to tokyo love story theme song
36:44 <SonnyWortzik> more chocolate strawberry jam donuts
37:10 <Pieter> now
37:13 <Pieter> ill just turn around
37:16 <Pieter> n confirm that safety
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37:54 <alch3my> ah
37:55 <pawl[macbook]> lol
37:55 <M[a]yhem> boooo
37:58 <alch3my> get chanop2 out
38:00 <pawl[macbook]> ive inspiredu dan
38:04 * M[a]yhem slaps Longie aound a bit
38:14 <M[a]yhem> lol
38:15 <M[a]yhem> yeah!
38:18 <M[a]yhem> ChanOP2 rocked
38:18 <bluetrain> It's like an Earthquake warning in california
38:23 <Dam0> longie dont rape the services to hard
38:27 <alch3my> midori pwnt chanop2
38:32 <alch3my> so chanop2 didnt rock too hard
38:32 <M[a]yhem> more channel floods!
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39:31 <PandasDontDrive> why is he playing with services
39:40 <PandasDontDrive> i didnt sign up for this
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39:45 <Pieter> man
39:46 <PandasDontDrive> THIS IS NOT MY WAR!
39:49 <Pieter> i iwsh i thought of ebay
39:56 <PandasDontDrive> i wish you were dead
39:59 <bluetrain> Pandas no one expected the spanish inquisition either
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> jk
40:03 <Pieter> why would you wish that? :(
40:07 <Pieter> I dont wish death apon any one
40:08 <Pieter> :(
40:10 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
40:14 <PandasDontDrive> muslims dont expect much
40:22 <PandasDontDrive> small brains
40:26 <bluetrain> Pandas... don't go getting all racial
40:27 <Pieter> heheh
40:31 <PandasDontDrive> racial?
40:32 <bluetrain> or religional either
40:38 <PandasDontDrive> lol religional
40:48 <bluetrain> I like coining new phrases
40:57 <SonnyWortzik> there are every single nationality
40:58 <PandasDontDrive> thats nice
40:58 <bluetrain> thanks for buddifying me btw
41:03 <PandasDontDrive> netime
41:05 <PandasDontDrive> lol
41:10 <SonnyWortzik> :/ :| :(
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41:20 <PandasDontDrive> i just had pasta
41:24 <PandasDontDrive> n now i feel fat
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41:27 Mode: (by Daniel) -R
41:30 <bluetrain> I like pasta
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41:43 <SonnyWortzik> i had so many vegetables with shrimps and trout
41:44 <River> night all
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42:02 <paul_banks> HI* FOLKS LOL IM BACK
42:05 <SonnyWortzik> paul_banks
42:10 <paul_banks> IN YOUR FAGGOT FACE THEWUJM
42:11 <SonnyWortzik> bzz
42:27 <paul_banks> bzz
42:30 * SonnyWortzik protects paul_banks
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43:04 <paul_banks> SHIT
43:06 <SonnyWortzik> i dont get the miranda kerr, she's fugly
43:09 <paul_banks> #ASD DO SHIT ALL
43:13 <paul_banks> THEY FUCKING IGNORE YOU
43:15 <alch3my> paul_banks ban evading
43:16 <paul_banks> THEYRE ASSHOLES
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43:21 <amsy> hahaha its ok paul_banks
43:21 <alch3my> no
43:26 <alch3my> they will ignore you
43:26 <alch3my> douche.
43:27 <paul_banks> THEY PROBABLY FAT TOO
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43:28 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o stebie
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43:28 <bluetrain> SonnyWortzik she's just not your cup of tea...
43:29 Nick: M[a]yhem is now known as Mayhem
43:33 <alch3my> bai banksy fag
43:34 <paul_banks> SHIT
43:37 <SonnyWortzik> fat in the booty
43:39 <pawl[macbook]> bub bye banks
43:40 <paul_banks> HOLY SHIT
43:42 <paul_banks> ASS!!!!!!!!!
43:45 Nick: pawl[macbook] is now known as Centurion
43:50 <SonnyWortzik> (_|_)
43:51 <paul_banks> SHIT
43:52 <amsy> hahahaha
43:53 <paul_banks> DAMN IT
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44:01 <paul_banks> BALLS
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44:07 <paul_banks> HOLY SHIT
44:08 <Mayhem> ChanOP is an imposter! Please inform an IRC operator as soon as possible.
44:09 <Mayhem> -
44:10 <Mayhem> LOL
44:11 <SonnyWortzik> lose the caps
44:12 <Hitler> Hmmmm
44:18 <SonnyWortzik> hurry man
44:22 <amsy> ahahahahaha
44:27 <Hitler> JOIN #NAZI
44:30 <paul_banks> LOSE THIS 8=======D
44:32 <Mayhem> bye fag
44:33 <alch3my> YOU IS A LOSER
44:34 <PandasDontDrive> paule pankes youre backe!
44:34 <Mayhem> o/
44:39 <amsy> HAHAHAHAHA
44:40 <PandasDontDrive> where's arlph?
44:41 <paul_banks> LOSER THIS 8========D
44:42 Part: Hitler ([email protected]) from #melbourne
44:43 <SonnyWortzik> i need to discuss something
44:52 <antonnn> cunt!!
44:56 <paul_banks> NOW WHOS THE LOOSER
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44:59 <paul_banks> (YOU AER)
45:03 <amsy> ahahahaha
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45:05 <Mayhem> NOUR
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45:08 Kick: antonnn was kicked by Longie (no c word)
45:09 <paul_banks> SHIT
45:13 <paul_banks> HOLY SHIT
45:16 <Longie> relax
45:17 <Mayhem> pwn them Longie :D
45:20 <Longie> :P
45:21 <Mayhem> gogogog
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45:23 <You> what rules?
45:23 <Mayhem> ^5
45:24 <Mayhem> lmao
45:25 <amsy> ahahahahahaha
45:28 <paul_banks> I CALLED HER A BITCH
45:32 <paul_banks> IN FRONT OF HER TITS
45:37 <amsy> hahaha i thought so
45:40 <You> there are rules?
45:43 <bluetrain> Did they answer?
45:48 <paul_banks> wear is arlph?
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45:57 <Mayhem> they squirted him in the eye
45:57 <Mayhem> :o
46:07 <amsy> paul_banks: all you ever do is stay at home and play with your tits and look at your ass at the same time!
46:09 <You> <alch3my> 199.71.61.117.broad.js.dynamic.163data.com.cn 199.71.61.117.broad.js.dynamic.163data.com.cn 199.71.61.117.broad.js.dynamic.163data.com.cn 199.71.61.117.broad.js.dynamic.163data.com.cn 199.71.61.117.broad.js.dynamic.163data.com.cn 199.71.61.117.broad.js.dynamic.163data.com.cn 199.71.61.117.broad.js.dynamic.163data.com.cn 199.71.61.117.broad.js.dynamic.163data.com.cn 199.71.61.117.broad.js.dynamic.163data.com.cn 199.71.61.117.broad.js.dynamic.163d
46:16 <alch3my> pasting your own host now loser
46:23 <You> stop posting my ip
46:28 <paul_banks> LOLL :)
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46:44 <alch3my> You posted your IP all by yourself
46:47 <alch3my> LOSER
46:52 <Mayhem> lol
46:53 <lwrida> lol
46:58 <You> na just your noob pm's
47:01 <You> and do you seriously think its not a proxy
47:02 <You> ?
47:07 <alch3my> do you think I care?
47:10 <alch3my> You threaten me to have my IP
47:12 <paul_banks> WE CARE A LOT
47:13 Quit: ChanOP ([email protected]) *.net *.split
47:13 <amsy> hahahahaha what the helllllll
47:16 Quit: georgio69 ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
47:16 <paul_banks> -faith no moar
47:17 <alch3my> and I just threw your IP back in your face
47:20 <Mayhem> bye chanop o///
47:21 <alch3my> and you cant even paste me mine
47:38 <alch3my> Heres a hint, dipshit.. 118.
47:43 Quit: EvilCereaL ([email protected]) Operation timed out
47:49 <noddy07> lol
47:58 <paul_banks> HERES A HINT.............. 8=============D
48:09 <alch3my> i no speka chinglish well You
48:12 <SonnyWortzik> show me
48:26 <paul_banks> ill do moe than show u
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48:33 <SonnyWortzik> yes please
48:35 <alch3my> ROFL
48:36 <alch3my> [21:13.25] * ChanOP sets mode: +o ChanOP
48:36 <alch3my> [21:13.27] * ChanOP was kicked by midori (Abusing desync)
48:37 <alch3my> [21:13.27] * midori was kicked by ChanOP (Service abuse)
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48:40 <Pieter> haha
48:41 * SonnyWortzik close eyes
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48:44 <Pieter> transvestite chimpanzees
48:46 <Pieter> hahaha
48:47 * Bellatrix strolls in
48:48 <paul_banks> NYUK NYUK NYUK
48:49 <Elite_zero> Is logan lerman of GAMERS (2009) jewish?
48:50 <Elite_zero> :)
49:00 <Elite_zero> Lerman is an ashkenazi eastern german name
49:03 <SonnyWortzik> trannies are horny and crazy
49:04 <amsy> hahahahaha
49:10 * paul_banks TROLLS IN
49:11 <Bellatrix> hey amsy
49:16 <amsy> hey Bellatrix
49:18 * Pieter lix Bellatrix
49:20 <alch3my> ams
49:26 <amsy> alchs
49:26 <Elite_zero> has anyone watrched GAMERS?
49:29 <Pieter> i never get a hello from Bellatrix
49:30 <alch3my> aims!
49:31 <Elite_zero> I download it from torrent last week
49:36 <Bellatrix> happy post Australia Day :P
49:38 <Bellatrix> hi Pieter :P
49:39 <paul_banks> I LOVE YOU SHITTY SERVICES SHIT
49:44 <alch3my> i saw your pictures on fb :P
49:47 <Pieter> no Bellatrix!
49:48 <Elite_zero> he first appears in PATRIOT (2000) with mel Gibson as an 8 yro boy
49:48 <alch3my> I lol'd at your cake :P
49:49 <Pieter> screw you!
49:51 <amsy> HOW GOODS THE CAKE
49:52 <Elite_zero> then his other movies
49:54 <alch3my> NO!
49:55 <alch3my> :p
49:57 <Bellatrix> lol
49:57 <Elite_zero> his last movie was GAMERS (2009)
49:59 <amsy> hahahahahaha
50:00 <Elite_zero> cute boy
50:00 <alch3my> it was tagged christmas!
50:02 <alch3my> :P
50:03 <amsy> its amazing
50:05 <Elite_zero> He is 18 this year
50:07 <amsy> ah its from norway
50:11 <amsy> i need to change the name of the folder
50:14 <amsy> to norway
50:19 <Elite_zero> very pale with dark hair and blue eyes, cute nerdy looks
50:19 <amsy> instead of xmas
50:19 <alch3my> ahh
50:19 <SonnyWortzik> your happy cos you having a good time there amsy?
50:23 <Elite_zero> lean body
50:24 <alch3my> yeah
50:28 <Elite_zero> and he is only 173 cm tall
50:28 <alch3my> would make CENTS
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50:35 <Pieter> god damnit
50:39 <SonnyWortzik> sup mel ;)
50:39 <amsy> hahahaha that cake though
50:41 <Pieter> so many bills :/
50:43 <amsy> the actual cake part
50:45 <Bellatrix> omg my stomach hurts :/
50:46 <amsy> was cooked the perfection
50:51 <Elite_zero> pieter, do u know Logan Lerman of GAMERS (2009)?
50:53 <alch3my> bah :P
50:57 <alch3my> you got the stars wrong :P
50:57 <amsy> so soft
51:02 <SonnyWortzik> Bellatrix: eat seasame seed oils for cooking
51:02 <Pieter> no idea who that is
51:03 <amsy> i didnt do the stars
51:04 Quit: You ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
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51:07 <amsy> and also
51:08 <alch3my> oops
51:09 <SonnyWortzik> seeds oil
51:13 <amsy> its the best we could do with what we had alright
51:13 <Elite_zero> pieter, I downloaded the movie last week
51:16 <Bellatrix> SonnyWortzik, i ate too much :(
51:23 <alch3my> yeah it wasnt bad
51:26 <amsy> and none of us are artistic
51:28 <amsy> i cant draw for shit
51:29 <alch3my> but seeing it tagged 'xmas' just made me lol :P
51:30 <SonnyWortzik> it help cleans the vaginal yeast and fungas
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51:37 <amsy> im changing it right now
51:39 <amsy> just for you
51:40 <alch3my> :D
51:41 <alch3my> <3
51:45 <Elite_zero> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGZHlIiQKjI
51:48 <Elite_zero> thats Logan Lerman
51:49 <Bellatrix> errr i have neither of those problems SonnyWortzik
51:53 <Elite_zero> talking about the movie Sept last yr
51:58 <SonnyWortzik> let me check
52:01 <Elite_zero> I downloaded the movie last week, though
52:05 <bluetrain> SonnyW... sesame seed oil again?
52:10 <Elite_zero> sonny, check what?
52:10 <bluetrain> it's good for the wok
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52:41 <Bellatrix> mmm back to work tomorrow
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52:47 <SonnyWortzik> paula: http://www.youthingstrategies.com/qualities.htm
52:47 <amsy> done alright!
52:48 <amsy> its done
52:55 <Bellatrix> grr having a mid week weekend makes me want more holidays
52:58 <SonnyWortzik> SEE
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53:07 <Bellatrix> SonnyWortzik, who are you talking to?
53:10 <amsy> hahaha alch3my we were pissing ourselves laughing so much when we were decorating it
53:13 <alch3my> kay ill check it next time i switch displays ;p
53:22 <SonnyWortzik> paul banks
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53:28 <SonnyWortzik> i call me paula with love
53:30 <alch3my> my gateway monitor died :(
53:33 <alch3my> very sad day
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53:53 <Bellatrix> errrr
53:55 <SonnyWortzik> did you hav it from the pron shop?
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54:07 <Elite_zero> too hot for a warm shower
54:11 <Elite_zero> Aust is too hot for me
54:13 <Elite_zero> everydays hot
54:15 <Elite_zero> hot and hot
54:16 <Bellatrix> pfft
54:17 <paul_banks> hmmm
54:18 <alch3my> wanna do something in the shower you bitch..
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54:26 <Bellatrix> omg im so burnt from yesterday :/
54:28 <SonnyWortzik> dont google my new name give you heart attack
54:32 <Elite_zero> my neck, arms and legs are usually hot
54:36 <alch3my> straight hot water 15secs .. straight cold water 15 secs.. and rotate.. best feeling
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54:52 <Elite_zero> alchemy thats not good for your skin
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54:53 <Bellatrix> alch3my, not on burnt skin :/
54:56 <Elite_zero> shocking feeling
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55:03 <Elite_zero> bellatrix or eczema
55:04 <alch3my> its a great feeling
55:05 <Elite_zero> skin rash
55:16 <Elite_zero> nobody showers with cold water
55:17 <alch3my> especially when the cold REALLY kicks in
55:19 <Elite_zero> even in the summer
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55:23 <alch3my> .. im nobody then :)
55:24 <Bellatrix> yes well Elite_zero, i only have burnt skin
55:25 <Elite_zero> people are toos cared
55:28 <amsy> Bellatrix: i always have a warm shower after i get sunburnt
55:30 <SonnyWortzik> i rub my headless cock with that oil
55:31 <Elite_zero> they all shower with warm water
55:31 <amsy> takes the sting away
55:44 <amsy> and then i use aloe vera and i dont peel
55:46 <amsy> so good
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56:05 * Elite_zero is eating Cheetos Puffs
56:09 <SonnyWortzik> scarface
56:13 <Elite_zero> Cheetos puffs is really soft
56:17 <Elite_zero> good for teeth
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56:20 <alch3my> I have a bottle of V-E cream in my bathroom just for sunburn.. fuck showering ;p
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56:26 <Elite_zero> I am having the 250 gram pack of cheetos puffs now
56:34 <Elite_zero> family size
56:41 <Elite_zero> 250 gram chips size do not exist in Aust
56:52 <Elite_zero> its 3 times large chips size here
57:11 <Pieter> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Red-Big-Foot-Shape-Sofa-Seater-with-Stool-Brand-New_W0QQitemZ180455026107QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Living_Room_Furniture?hash=item2a03f52dbb
57:11 <Pieter> haha
57:16 <Elite_zero> xos large chips here are about 90 grams only
57:18 <paul_banks> http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2800/4284755157_e953078acb.jpg
57:24 <alch3my> im so buying that
57:26 <paul_banks> (my dog)
57:28 <alch3my> but fuck paying 250$
57:39 <SonnyWortzik> mwa cute doggy
57:42 <Elite_zero> I googled Logan Lerman nude
57:44 <paul_banks> :--)
57:44 Quit: ANDY ([email protected]) Quit:
57:46 <Elite_zero> but none there
57:46 <stebie> hi
57:49 <amsy> ehehehe paul_banks :) puppy!
57:50 <Elite_zero> he's never nude...
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57:53 <SonnyWortzik> hi
57:58 <paul_banks> hes 16 years old
58:01 <Elite_zero> Although I really want to see how he looks like nude
58:01 <SonnyWortzik> stebie ya minx
58:04 <amsy> still a puppy!
58:05 <stebie> hi ya SonnyWortzik
58:06 <Elite_zero> he is 18 this year
58:09 <paul_banks> yeh:--)
58:09 <Elite_zero> born in 1992
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58:12 <SonnyWortzik> good thanks buddy
58:17 <Elite_zero> he has that strange looks but cute
58:18 <amsy> ;D
58:19 <Elite_zero> lean body
58:21 <Elite_zero> and not so tall
58:25 <Elite_zero> he is only 173 cm tall!
58:25 <Elite_zero> lol
58:26 <alch3my> I have an itchy finger.
58:29 <Elite_zero> little boy ;)
58:30 <alch3my> Beat that.
58:37 <spilly> Hai
58:47 <SonnyWortzik> eat flax bran cerial
59:02 <paul_banks> test
59:05 <Elite_zero> I watched three movies of him
59:12 <Elite_zero> PATRIOT 2000, HOOT 2005 or so
59:15 <Elite_zero> and GAMERS 2009
59:17 <paul_banks> just realised none of my msgs were going through in the FB CHANNEL!!!!!!!!!!!!
59:17 <SonnyWortzik> 20ml
59:22 <Elite_zero> GAMERS was a cool movie
59:27 <Elite_zero> you control the real name
59:30 <alch3my> er
59:32 <alch3my> shut up
59:33 <Elite_zero> he controlled the people he played in the game
59:38 <alch3my> you dont know what your talking about
59:39 <Elite_zero> the ppl were real.
59:55 <SonnyWortzik> Mc hammer
00:00 * alch3my hugs his 2gb copy of Gamer
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00:32 <Elite_zero> My copy fro torrent is only 730 Mb or so
00:34 <Elite_zero> DVDRip
00:41 <Elite_zero> how come urs be 2 GB? lol
00:48 <alch3my> bluray rip perhaps? who knows
00:50 <Elite_zero> what a waste of bandwidth and time of waiting.
00:52 <paul_banks> I fucking HATE how theres a shit load of shitty flavor icey poles and only 2 or 3 good ones
00:52 <alch3my> actually 3gb
00:56 <alch3my> and the difference is noticable
01:01 <Elite_zero> no difference at all
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01:07 <Bellatrix> night
01:07 <Elite_zero> they are al;l the same
01:07 <alch3my> oh yes there is.
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01:13 <alch3my> no they are not the same.
01:22 <Elite_zero> there were like 400 seeders and 1000 leechers of GAMERS last week
01:23 <Elite_zero> on thepiratebay.org
01:24 <Elite_zero> it finished QUICK
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01:27 <Elite_zero> in 2-3 hrs
01:30 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> 2 eps of Shameless out
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01:35 <alch3my> Let me show you bitchass
01:38 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Ep 11 of House too
01:41 <alch3my> I just gotta find what drive its on
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02:09 <alch3my> ah i might have already deleted it after copying it to my gateway
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02:37 <alch3my> -rw-r--r-- 1 alch alch 3002955776 2010-01-03 12:05 rx-gamer-720bd.avi
02:43 Quit: ^matty^ ([email protected]) Quit: disco stu don't advertise..
02:45 <alch3my> and you think theres no difference?
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03:08 * spilly tips hat. WiLd_TuRkeY.
03:13 * WiLd_TuRkeY bows
03:15 <WiLd_TuRkeY> spilly
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03:28 Kick: TILER was kicked by ChanOP (Superman is perm banned)
03:29 <alch3my> tell ya right now.. theres a great difference :D
03:33 <Elite_zero> its GAMERS 2009
03:34 <WiLd_TuRkeY> anyone else getting a password mismatch?
03:34 <Elite_zero> not gamer
03:37 <Elite_zero> gamer is 2006
03:39 <Elite_zero> another movie!
03:39 <alch3my> Gamer.
03:42 <alch3my> 2009
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03:46 <alch3my> Not gamers.
03:57 <Elite_zero> GAMER 2009 and GAMER 2006 are diff movie
03:57 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
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04:03 <alch3my> .g site:imdb.com Gamer 2009
04:08 <Elite_zero> yeah
04:09 <alch3my> and shes not on
04:15 <Elite_zero> Logan Lerman the 17 tro boy l;ooks cute in it
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04:18 <Elite_zero> and he was really 17
04:21 <Elite_zero> cos he was born in 92
04:24 <alch3my> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1034032/
04:32 <WiLd_TuRkeY> fuck yeah!
04:37 <paul_banks> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon
04:42 <alch3my> Telling ya fucker, Its called Gamer, Not gamerS
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05:21 <Elite_zero> what year is the scene?
05:25 <Elite_zero> cos the Internet was so real
05:26 <alch3my> and 3gb makes all the difference
05:29 <Elite_zero> not like todays Internet
05:32 <alch3my> LOOK AT IMDB
05:34 <alch3my> I JUST LINKED YOU
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05:36 <Elite_zero> the Internet in the movie was much more real
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05:39 <alch3my> you prick longie, i just id'd
05:44 <Elite_zero> must take setting in the future
05:47 <Elite_zero> somewhere in the future
05:52 <alch3my> oh yeah
06:00 <alch3my> its 2010 and we STILL dont have flying cars..
06:10 <alch3my> welcome to the world of CGI
06:10 <spilly> ircopnoobs
06:14 <Elite_zero> the setting of the movie way more future
06:16 <Elite_zero> not present
06:20 <PartyVAN> http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Kittens
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06:23 <Elite_zero> cos you can play game more real
06:26 <Elite_zero> and Internet more real
06:29 <alch3my> Elite_zero
06:30 <Elite_zero> PORN is more real as well
06:32 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i want a hoover board from back to the future
06:34 <alch3my> Im starting to think you dont know wtf your on about
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06:48 <Elite_zero> I dont care what ur thkining
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06:52 <alch3my> You do.
06:53 <paul_banks> ohhh
06:57 <Elite_zero> no I dont
06:59 <Elite_zero> honestly I dont
07:05 <Pieter> gah
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07:12 <Pieter> why cant i find a lounge suite that i like
07:14 <Pieter> :((
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07:16 <alch3my> because I just proved to you that a 3gb movie is better than any standard dvdrip :) go download the 3gb version and tell me you cant see a noticable difference
07:19 <paul_banks> because your a fag
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07:35 <Cat_luV> http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Kittens
07:44 <bluetrain> Pieter, you don't have the right people to sit on it
07:50 <Cat_luV> lovely little things
08:01 <Elite_zero> theres no real difference
08:02 <Elite_zero> I got thunderbords opn Blueray, too
08:02 <Elite_zero> torrent
08:02 <Elite_zero> 4 GB
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08:05 <Pieter> what ya mean bluetrain?
08:07 <alch3my> shut
08:08 <alch3my> up
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08:15 <bluetrain> you should take some more people with you to try it out so you can see what it looks like in use
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09:07 <WiLd_TuRkeY> my dog wants the cat food
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09:31 <paul_banks> its ok to give a dog cat food, but dont give a cat dog food
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09:37 <paul_banks> i 4get why
10:03 <Centurion> stfu paul_banks arent u banned from here?
10:07 <alch3my> SEE
10:09 <alch3my> I TOLD YOU SO
10:09 <paul_banks> no
10:15 <alch3my> YES
10:16 <paul_banks> obviously im not u blind bitch
10:24 <alch3my> you snuck in through chanops split
10:26 <Pieter> might look for a nice bed frame
10:26 <alch3my> where the ban is placed
10:27 <Centurion> ill see about
10:27 <WolfPack> http://www.xkcd.com/692/ <-- lol
10:30 <alch3my> you peice of stupid shit
10:33 <alch3my> you cant fool anyone
10:40 <paul_banks> prety suer i can
10:49 <alch3my> look in the mirror and tell your self you're pretty
10:50 <Centurion> nick paul_banks and cooldude69 are both perm banned
10:51 <alch3my> thats fooled.
10:58 <paul_banks> I AM PRETTY
11:02 <alch3my> Fooled.
11:12 <paul_banks> y b mean 4
11:16 <alch3my> `kick paul_banks ban evasion, on rejoin you will be set ban via chanop ;)
11:22 <bluetrain> Centurion is female?
11:30 <Centurion> rofl female yes i am
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11:35 <bluetrain> thanks
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11:36 <paul_banks> figgures
11:53 <WiLd_TuRkeY> open up ur heart, learn to love
11:58 <paul_banks> lol
11:59 <ANDY> hey there delia
11:59 <bluetrain> I don't tend to care either way, but once it's out there prefer to get it right.
12:03 <Pieter> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Wrought-Iron-Double-Bed-Frame_W0QQitemZ280456280536QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Bedroom_Furniture?hash=item414c7f39d8
12:07 <Pieter> thats a nice basic one
12:11 <amsy> girlllll close your eyes let the rhythm get into youuu
12:14 <Pieter> atleast i can use handcuffs on em
12:21 <amsy> dont try to fight it there aint nothin that you can do
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12:26 <paul_banks> brb doing plops
12:29 <MELBGUY23> any guys in melb wanna chat?!?!?!?
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12:45 <willy> i cum in peace
12:46 <ANDY> not really
12:51 <amsy> HAHA
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13:53 <Pieter> whats bigger
13:56 <Pieter> queen size or double ?
14:03 <bluetrain> queen size
14:13 <alch3my> queen
14:13 <Pieter> you sure?
14:16 <alch3my> yep
14:19 <bluetrain> single, double, queen size, king
14:24 <bluetrain> that's the order from small to large
14:32 <bluetrain> in the usa double = full
14:33 <alch3my> I have a double.. but it works fine
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14:36 <Pieter> yeh thats what i thought
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14:48 <Pieter> but then i saw a double that was bigger than a queen
14:50 <Pieter> ahh well
14:51 <Elite_zero> Queen and Double are about the same size
14:55 <alch3my> then it was mislabled
14:58 <amsy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yetPcm9emWs&feature=channel
14:59 <Elite_zero> but in Double bed, the boundary is physical
15:00 <amsy> ahahahahahaha
15:08 <Elite_zero> you can fill it on the middle line of the bed
15:11 <amsy> awesome vid
15:14 <Elite_zero> with QUEEN, no boundary
15:15 <bluetrain> Elite?
15:19 <Pieter> what boundry?
15:21 <Pieter> what ya mean?
15:23 <bluetrain> really... odd
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15:31 <alch3my> lol amsy
15:34 <Elite_zero> boundary
15:37 <amsy> hahahahahaaha
15:43 <Elite_zero> the dividing line at the middle of the bed
15:47 <alch3my> thats a .. nearly said it.. prick of a way to do weights
15:48 <Elite_zero> in double beds, they eist!
15:51 <Elite_zero> you can feel it
15:59 <paul_banks> is bluetrain being a weirdo and pm'ing anyone else???
16:00 <Elite_zero> in QUEEN, it doesnt exist
16:09 <bluetrain> http://www.the-pillow.com.au/resources/bed_sizes.php
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16:13 <amsy> hahahahahahahaha thats a prick of a way to have your video of it interrupted too
16:14 <paul_banks> gosh i hope so
16:22 <bluetrain> well everyone else I've pm'd messaged me back
16:23 <amsy> quick plops paul_banks
16:28 <bluetrain> except you weirdo
16:30 <paul_banks> it wasnt that quickk
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16:38 <alch3my> id rather have the dog do that than have myself do weights that way
16:39 <paul_banks> i got some on my finger
16:40 <Elite_zero> Sources: PERSONAL EXP. I have slept in both DOUBLE and QUEEN beds
16:40 <alch3my> no fun
16:43 <paul_banks> ohhh
16:43 <Elite_zero> my bed is queen
16:44 <amsy> HAHA
16:46 <Elite_zero> I wished I got a king one
16:47 <Elite_zero> BIGGER
16:49 <Elite_zero> lol.
16:57 <Elite_zero> So I can move more when sleeping
16:58 <paul_banks> dont worrey i washed my hands
17:02 <Thebestjerk> im so fat i only fit in a king
17:03 <Elite_zero> I am single but I like big beds
17:05 <amsy> i should hope so
17:17 <paul_banks> with liquid soap and hot water
17:25 <amsy> wouldnt matter if i had a king sized bed i wouldnt get any of it anyway
17:26 <Pieter> stebie
17:27 <Elite_zero> I like beds with water inside it
17:27 <Pieter> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Ray-Ban-Sunglasses-Black-Aviator-Medium-Size_W0QQitemZ260543798637QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Men_Accessories?hash=item3ca99edd6d
17:29 <Elite_zero> and king size
17:33 <Elite_zero> Water bed
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17:46 <Elite_zero> although my fear is what if the bed leaks when I am sleeping
17:49 <alch3my> water beds are shit
17:53 <Elite_zero> water will fill my body
17:55 <alch3my> but id still love to own one, in the spare bedroom
18:05 <amsy> i hated my water bed
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18:15 <Pieter> yeh same
18:17 <Pieter> i didnt like it
18:24 <amsy> i actually got a decent nights sleep when i got a normal bed
18:25 <amsy> lol
18:25 <Thebestjerk> are they bad for ur back?
18:29 <Pieter> too much hassle with leaks and air bubbles :/
18:33 <amsy> they can be
18:38 <amsy> i guess it depends on the person
18:38 <alch3my> leaks?
18:40 <alch3my> pindick Pieter?
18:41 <alch3my> ;)
18:41 <amsy> leaks
18:44 <Pieter> yeh alch3my
18:45 <Pieter> good one
18:45 <amsy> are shocking
18:48 <alch3my> haha :P
18:50 <alch3my> I thought so
18:51 <Pieter> my ex jumped on it
18:56 <Pieter> and popped it in the end
19:00 <amsy> HAHAHAHAHAHA
19:01 <amsy> WTF
19:05 <Pieter> but the dog used to jump on it
19:06 <alch3my> what a dumb fuck
19:09 <Pieter> and it put holes in the bladder
19:12 <alch3my> its not a damn toy!
19:25 <Pieter> so had to patch em
19:25 <Pieter> but one night i ended up wet
19:25 <Pieter> i didnt wet myself
19:29 <Elite_zero> Peter ur life must be really low
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19:31 <Pieter> my buttcheeks got most of it
19:33 <amsy> my cat gave mine all the leaks
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19:36 <Elite_zero> u have been unemployed for a long term
19:41 <amsy> dig the claws in
19:42 <Elite_zero> low self esteem
19:44 <Pieter> fully Elite_zero!
19:50 <Pieter> its why i have such expensive stuff
19:50 <Pieter> :)
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19:56 <Elite_zero> Ooer I dont think its funny at all
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20:02 <bluetrain> Not everyone can be so perfectly loveable like you Elite
20:05 <Party_VAN> Pieter you have stuff cause you sell your ass
20:06 <Pieter> and can maintain all my bills
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20:11 <Pieter> yeh that too Party_VAN!
20:12 <alch3my> didnt you watch fight club, Pieter?
20:12 <Pieter> :P
20:18 <alch3my> the things you own will end up owning you
20:31 <Pieter> alch3my: will they turn into terminators? :(
20:33 <bluetrain> good I'm being owned by absolutely nothing then
20:45 <bluetrain> considering I pay over half my salary in rent each month
20:48 <Elite_zero> REO I CANT FIGHT THIS FEELING
20:50 <Elite_zero> lol
20:54 <Elite_zero> that songs brings memories
20:55 <alch3my> I was thinking of spraying your lock with freon and tapping it with a chisel then blowing out your piolet light.. actually
20:56 <Elite_zero> old memories
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21:04 <bluetrain> what started out as friendship has grown stronger?
21:21 <procontinuation> hmmmm.
21:34 * paul_banks np: Talking Heads - What A Day That Was [06:31m/128kbps/44kHz]
21:42 <bluetrain> a candle in the window on a cold dark winters night?
21:58 <macosx> bang
22:00 <paul_banks> procontinuation!
22:03 <Elite_zero> bluetrain it is a really nice song
22:10 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> paul_banks which talking heads albums do u have
22:12 <bluetrain> remembering bits myself
22:16 <Elite_zero> I was doing my teaching rounds a few yrs ago when I heard this old song
22:21 <Elite_zero> I know it was first sung in the 80s
22:27 <bluetrain> but I have Blondie's Rapture flowing around in my brain
22:30 <Elite_zero> but I heard it when I was doing my teaching rounds a few yrs ago
22:33 <Elite_zero> hence memories!
22:34 <Elite_zero> lol.
23:16 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> my fave 3 are More songs about buildings and food, fear of music and Remain in light
23:21 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Little Creatures was crappy
23:34 <bluetrain> I've got a girl that is better than that
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23:41 <willy> k
23:43 <paul_banks> stop making sense
23:55 <bluetrain> I've never made sense in my entire life
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24:19 <bluetrain> that's partly why I'm so unique
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24:19 <jackhammer> hi all
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24:27 <paul_banks> no yur a fag bluetrain
24:30 <bluetrain> jackhammer... a rescue hero?
24:31 <paul_banks> now be quite
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24:35 <bluetrain> Paul I'm female
24:39 <paul_banks> idgaf
24:40 <bluetrain> and I don't like women.
24:43 <paul_banks> girls are fags
24:46 <bluetrain> so I'm not a fag
24:56 <bluetrain> or even a cigarette
25:00 <bluetrain> or a bundle of kindling
25:07 <paul_banks> why dont you like wommen
25:12 <Party_VAN> no your dumber then a fag, your a WOMAN
25:15 <bluetrain> Because I had a mother
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25:47 <bluetrain> Party_VAN, takes one to know one... and any other kindergarten saying you can remember
25:49 <Party_VAN> bluetrain is a fugly pog who was molested by her father while her mother watched therefore she hates girls 2
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26:15 <bluetrain> No, I'm just someone who prefers guys with a bit more brains than suckage
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26:41 <bluetrain> and as far as women go... they are fine just not for sexual partners
27:06 <bluetrain> I'm sure there are plenty of other women that will find it fine to be otherwise
27:08 <Party_VAN> bluetrain wake up and change fists
27:10 <bluetrain> I'm just not one of them.
27:17 <bluetrain> I don't have sex Party
27:24 <bluetrain> unless I'm married to my partner.
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27:40 * paul_banks np: Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime [05:36m/128kbps/44kHz]
27:44 <bluetrain> and I'm not going to be busy doing other things meanwhile either
27:47 <Party_VAN> bluetrain has bluevein cheese on her clit! WAIT A MIN THAT NOT FUCKING CHEESE
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27:51 <bluetrain> as far as "fisting"
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28:09 <bluetrain> no, actually it's currently a bloody mess.. want me to send you a pad?
28:16 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> np: Talking Heads - Warning Sign
28:17 <macosx> boom boom boom BANG
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28:33 <Party_VAN> while most irc whores here use lube i hear you use polly gri[
28:39 <Party_VAN> polly grip
28:55 <bluetrain> why would I need anything.. I don't have sex
29:00 <bluetrain> I don't play with myself
29:02 <amsy> haha
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29:08 <bluetrain> and I don't need any more of your grief.
29:13 <bluetrain> go away little man
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29:26 <Party_VAN> bluetrain I take used tampons and pads from the public diabled toilets to sniff while I wank SURE I WANT your pad
29:29 <bluetrain> and not your penis size... I don't need pics
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30:04 <bluetrain> you jumped into nothing and landed on nothing... find someone who cares or at least is interested in your apathy
30:07 * Centurion slaps carl
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30:14 Kick: paul_banks was kicked by TheWJM (TheWJM)
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31:55 <alch3my> thank you
32:01 <Pieter> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/New-High-Gloss-white-Glass-1-4M-TV-entertainment-unit_W0QQitemZ110485078011QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Living_Room_Furniture?hash=item19b96c7ffb
32:02 <alch3my> i asked longie many a time :P
32:03 <Pieter> that looks nice
32:06 <Pieter> perfect for the lounge
32:09 <Pieter> but i want it in black
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33:19 <bluetrain> going to try this again from the top... Night everyone
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34:51 <jackhammer> this working
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35:41 <Party_VAN> no its not jackhammer
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36:29 <Bandicoot> Pieter it look like something my grandmother has
36:37 <Bandicoot> chu got no piazzazz
36:55 <Bandicoot> a plain white piece of bread mang
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37:56 <PandasDontDrive> Patrick Bateman figurine
37:57 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/American-Psycho-Bateman-18.jpg
37:58 <PandasDontDrive> lol
38:18 <procontinuation> Hmmmmmmmmm.
38:18 <procontinuation> Mad.
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38:42 <PandasDontDrive> http://i46.tinypic.com/j5im90.jpg
38:46 <PandasDontDrive> my new desktop
38:49 <PandasDontDrive> he he he
38:53 <alch3my> er
38:54 <procontinuation> OK, so now I've got two 802.11n wireless adapters, neither of which works with Linux.
38:54 Nick: WolfPack is now known as Belhor
38:56 <alch3my> that first link was gay
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39:09 <Bandicoot> why have u got ashlee's resume on ur drive?
39:21 <alch3my> STALKER
39:42 Nick: Belhor is now known as Belial
39:43 <PandasDontDrive> she said to keep it there
40:02 <Bandicoot> have u fucked her yet?
40:09 <PandasDontDrive> ..
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40:12 <PandasDontDrive> no
40:13 <Bandicoot> is that her blood on the desktop
40:27 <PandasDontDrive> haha
40:28 <bluetrain> Bandicoot you ask a lot of questions for an innocent victim
40:29 <PandasDontDrive> nah
40:36 <PandasDontDrive> more like the blood of the person she killed
40:41 <amsy> i have a problem with excess icons on the desktop
40:48 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/51000/American-Psycho--51278.jpg
40:51 <Pieter> fuck me dead
40:55 <PandasDontDrive> that is the awesomest picture!
40:56 <Pieter> that wasnt a good ending on californication
40:57 <Bandicoot> i have 1 icon on my desktop
41:00 <Bandicoot> "mirc"
41:05 <Bandicoot> thats all i use my pc for, like Pieter
41:05 <amsy> haha i have none
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41:08 Mode: (by ChanOP) +oooa Longie Krystal Cyrax TheWJM
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41:08 <Pieter> now he's gonna be done for statitory r&pe
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41:11 <Bandicoot> we dont need internet
41:12 <PandasDontDrive> how do you like the mouth eyes
41:13 <Bandicoot> just the mircs
41:14 <amsy> oh wait one
41:18 <PandasDontDrive> eye mouths?
41:20 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Fuck Yeah!
41:28 <Bandicoot> do you have vista ?
41:29 <PandasDontDrive> sickest pic
41:30 <amsy> its that picture of the funny looking indian that says "maybe i...... .....zuck ya dick!"
41:32 <bluetrain> mircs not part of the Internet any more?
41:34 <bluetrain> interesting
41:35 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o stebie
41:46 <WiLd_TuRkeY> IRC
41:47 <Centurion> yay services look almost fixed
41:48 <bluetrain> just floats out in space
41:54 <WiLd_TuRkeY> will live forever!
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42:11 <PandasDontDrive> did anyone click the pic?
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42:17 <Bandicoot> no
42:20 Mode: (by TheWJM) +R
42:27 <PandasDontDrive> click this
42:29 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/51000/American-Psycho--51278.jpg
42:30 <Pieter> whats +R ?
42:37 <Bandicoot> i only click if theres a possibility of nudity
42:37 <PandasDontDrive> its awesome
42:48 <Bandicoot> thats homo
42:49 <PandasDontDrive> just click it
42:56 * Pieter looks @ Longie
42:57 <Bandicoot> its like he is about to take 3 cocks
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43:09 <PandasDontDrive> its hilarious
43:16 <Bandicoot> you are strange
43:23 <Bandicoot> if you find humour in that
43:33 <Pieter> services are never ok!
43:54 <Centurion> R is registered nicks only
43:54 <Bandicoot> Longie is so CLUMSY!
43:59 <alch3my> shut up
44:04 <Bandicoot> imagine him at an air traffic controller
44:08 <alch3my> if you broke my access list again
44:09 <PandasDontDrive> there's no humor in it?
44:10 <alch3my> ima fuck you up
44:11 <Bandicoot> directing planes into each other
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44:29 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
44:36 <defunct> http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/6294/desktopu.png my desktop
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44:41 <macosx> Global] Whoops, haha. Anyhoo, ignore that last one, did ctrl+v not ctrl+b. Services _should_ be ok now, please let me or #ASD know if they play up in any way, shape or form. thanks :>Global] Whoops, haha. Anyhoo, ignore that last one, did ctrl+v not ctrl+b. Services _should_ be ok now, please let me or #ASD know if they play up in any way, shape or form. than
44:44 <Pieter> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Tempered-Glass-1-6M-TV-entertainment-unit-cabinet-stand_W0QQitemZ110486746278QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Living_Room_Furniture?hash=item19b985f4a6
44:47 <Pieter> i want i want i want!
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44:59 Mode: (by Daniel) -R
45:00 <Bandicoot> your eyes must be rooted reading that defunct
45:03 <pervert> lol
45:03 <PandasDontDrive> is it Smokin' Aces they are making a sequel to?
45:07 <pervert> hahahahahhaa
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45:29 <Pieter> heh @ smokin aces
45:51 <defunct> black background is easier on the eyes than the standard white
45:53 <Pieter> a bunch of us watched it at a mates house n all the fuckers looked at me :/
45:54 <PandasDontDrive> fuck thats ur irc
45:59 <alch3my> my desktop is better than yours
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> as if
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46:01 <Pieter> they said i was exactly the same as that fuck
46:01 <Pieter> :/
46:04 <JustinZ> hi all
46:07 <PandasDontDrive> my desktop owns all
46:10 <alch3my> negative.
46:16 <PandasDontDrive> i have white background
46:16 <alch3my> you have some chicks resume on your desktop
46:18 <Bandicoot> post ashlee's resume
46:21 <PandasDontDrive> my typing is red
46:23 <PandasDontDrive> yours is black
46:26 <Bandicoot> i wanna see if shes qualified enough
46:27 <PandasDontDrive> LOL Bandicoot ^5
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47:17 <alch3my> http://psykop.ath.cx/~alch/img/CompRoomUpdate/CompRoomUpdate%20001_resize.jpg best set up e ver
47:19 <Bandicoot> heard about the word? http://www.canadianwingnut.com/July%20babies%20Clumbsy.jpg
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47:43 <WiLd_TuRkeY> night everyone
47:47 <PandasDontDrive> ni nies
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47:52 <alch3my> too many mibbit noobs here
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48:10 <PandasDontDrive> defunct
48:14 <PandasDontDrive> this is my irc
48:25 <defunct> ... and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'sir'. Do you maggots understand that?
48:32 <alch3my> SEMPER FI!
48:42 Quit: Szab ([email protected]) Quit:
48:46 <Bandicoot> no, sir
48:55 Quit: macosx ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
49:00 Quit: [TEAZNU] ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
49:22 <PandasDontDrive> MAKE WAY FOR PENGALLON!
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50:16 <alch3my> I need to take a pic of my new room
50:19 <Elite_zero> the new version of CANT FIGHT THE FEELING http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBAiM0wYoqo&feature=related
50:29 <alch3my> I cant even fit my futon in this room >:(
50:29 <Elite_zero> its really good and VERY CLEAR voice
50:29 <Elite_zero> listen to it
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50:31 <Elite_zero> a great song.
50:32 <procontinuation> Kill me.
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50:38 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o stebie
50:38 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o Daniel
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51:03 <PandasDontDrive> http://i45.tinypic.com/122m9hd.jpg
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51:12 <PandasDontDrive> my irc
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51:24 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Daniel
51:26 <Warlock> lmfao, PandasDontDrive, i was just thinking of you
51:28 <defunct> wow. standard mirc
51:45 <alch3my> that
51:47 <alch3my> is gay
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51:53 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o stebie
51:56 <alch3my> you too stupid to change the font
51:56 <alch3my> ;p
52:07 <Bandicoot> white background?
52:09 <Bandicoot> you kidding?
52:11 <Warlock> ocd and alzheimers, interesting combo their PandasDontDrive, it is possible
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52:17 <defunct> Fixedsys is a good font
52:20 <Bandicoot> white is like a fluro
52:27 <Von_Smallhausen> chu want a job Pieter?
52:32 <Warlock> i read an article on that today
52:59 <alch3my> Lucida Sans Unicode or nothing
52:59 <Pieter> fuck i love ebay
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53:04 <PandasDontDrive> where's gs69azza1
53:07 Quit: melbournedad ([email protected]) Quit:
53:09 <PandasDontDrive> are you alive
53:22 <Warlock> a person can do a chore with alzheimers and do it repetively without forgetting to do it PandasDontDrive, that aint alzheimers but
53:30 <PandasDontDrive> standard irc?
53:42 <alch3my> "alzheimers"
53:42 <PandasDontDrive> you change the colours around and suddenly its not standard?
53:43 <Warlock> in fact it aint ocd either
53:44 <alch3my> isnt a joke mate.
53:53 <alch3my> nor is OCD.
54:01 <Warlock> i didnt say it was
54:02 <PandasDontDrive> you can change the irc font?
54:05 <Warlock> it is serious
54:11 <alch3my> you sure can change IRC font
54:28 <alch3my> right click on channel box fool
54:31 <alch3my> scroll to font
54:34 <alch3my> click 'set all
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54:55 <Warlock> the fact is, a person with alzheimers does chores normally, it aint alzheimers nor ocd, it is a stupid diagnosis
55:06 <alch3my> no point getting in to it.
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55:12 <Warlock> or what you deem to be alzheimers
55:13 Quit: Simone ([email protected]) Nickname collision
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55:18 <Warlock> is not
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56:00 <Pieter> fuck i hte that term 'airbrushed'
56:10 <alch3my> OH FUCK
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56:43 <Warlock> i can't figure out why would anyone think that someone has alzheimers and ocd at the same time, it don't match in clinical studies and psychological analysis, whatever psychologist, neurologist or psychiatrist diagnosed that, must be real stupid
56:52 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter chu on dial up?
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58:08 <Warlock> PandasDontDrive: you have nothing to worry about i reckon, neither has your mum, if she is capable of communicating and doing everyday chores
58:09 Nick: Dirty^Boy33 is now known as Home^Alone33m
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59:30 <PandasDontDrive> at least my mother doesnt communicate in a series of clicks and grunts
59:36 <PandasDontDrive> you neanderthaller
59:37 <Incorruptible> Neither does mine!
59:44 <Incorruptible> We have so much in common.
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59:51 <Warlock> PandasDontDrive: you ever heard of Don Lane ?
00:01 <PandasDontDrive> sure
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00:22 <Warlock> he was capable of doing shows even with alzheimers disease, figure that out
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01:49 <Warlock> alzheimers is losing cells in the brain, not necessarily memory loss, some memories don't get totally lost, they store themselves elsewhere depening on the brain
01:51 <PandasDontDrive> wow
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02:41 <Warlock> the fact is, it has to get to a point of total damage to even consider alzheimers
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03:42 <Warlock> i used to see a lot of reported cases in the hospital i worked at over many years, the stats are low, which is good
03:43 <gs69azza1> i am here
03:43 <PandasDontDrive> motherfucker
03:50 <PandasDontDrive> i dont need to hear shit from you
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04:02 <PandasDontDrive> i watched my dad deteriate
04:02 <PandasDontDrive> now shut the fuck up
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04:12 <PandasDontDrive> sup
04:41 <gs69azza> nm man
04:42 <PandasDontDrive> didnt get to show u my cover the other night
04:44 <PandasDontDrive> http://bookcoverarchive.com/images/books/american_psycho.large.jpg
04:46 <Warlock> PandasDontDrive: i am 43, and my dad is 83, and he is deteriorating with pneumonia, heart disease and diabetes
04:50 <gs69azza> just got home from my weekly killings
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04:52 <PandasDontDrive> sames watching californication
04:58 <gs69azza> nice
04:58 <PandasDontDrive> sweet
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05:20 <PandasDontDrive> lol
05:24 <gs69azza> oh you got that version
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05:31 <PandasDontDrive> version?
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05:42 <gs69azza> haha
05:44 <gs69azza> thats mad
05:48 <PandasDontDrive> word
05:48 <gs69azza> yeah the book cover
05:54 <PandasDontDrive> oh yeah
05:55 <Warlock> i was just giving you hope and prosperity PandasDontDrive
05:58 <PandasDontDrive> why so many diff covers
06:02 <PandasDontDrive> i want your cover
06:09 <Warlock> but seeing as you are a asshole, you can go fuck yourself :)
06:18 <gs69azza> Jason from work has my book at the moment
06:20 <hash> lovely
06:20 <PandasDontDrive> i was just messing Warlock
06:22 <gs69azza> I left it at work like
06:25 <gs69azza> 4 months ago
06:27 <PandasDontDrive> lol
06:29 <gs69azza> and he is still reading it
06:32 <PandasDontDrive> haha
06:40 <Warlock> shows how much you care about people
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06:49 <PandasDontDrive> i dont Warlock
06:51 <PandasDontDrive> i really dont
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07:06 <Warlock> you will one day
07:10 <gs69azza> meh
07:12 <gs69azza> one day
07:14 Mode: (by TheWJM) +R
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07:23 <PandasDontDrive> just found the funniest photograph
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07:57 <Pieter> ok
07:59 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.chowrangi.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Bush%20-%20An%20American%20Psycho.jpg
07:59 <Pieter> im off to beds
08:00 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o stebie
08:03 <Pieter> have a great night peoples
08:09 <Pieter> niteeeeeeeeeeeee
08:11 <Pieter> love me!
08:12 <PandasDontDrive> nite
08:13 <Pieter> miss me!
08:16 <Pieter> fuck me?
08:17 <Pieter> :)))
08:25 <gs69azza> hahah
08:32 <gs69azza> thats awesome
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08:41 Mode: (by Daniel) -R
08:48 Nick: Home^Alone33m is now known as Dirty^Boy33
08:49 <Warlock> http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m242/pimpingyourspace/Funny_Myspace_Images/images/nice_toilet_paper.jpg
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08:57 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
08:58 <Warlock> wipe your ass on that Pieter
09:05 <PandasDontDrive> strayt to the pewl room
09:06 <gs69azza> im trying to find th ephoto from the sex tape scene where he is pointing at himself in the mirror
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09:19 <PandasDontDrive> oh nice
09:24 <PandasDontDrive> thats a funny moment
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10:08 <pussinmelb> hey BULLDOG.. can't msg you back anymore nickop has gone missing
10:08 <PandasDontDrive> wtf hank got arrested
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10:26 <Warlock> http://www.funnyandjokes.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/shit-weapon.jpg
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10:30 <alch3my> ffs Longie
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10:39 <gs69azza> http://www.mannythemovieguy.com/images/americanpsycho2.jpg
10:43 <gs69azza> there is a better version
10:46 <gs69azza> somewhere
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11:09 <PandasDontDrive> haha
11:37 <Warlock> lets all meet and have a shit fight
11:48 <IthinkNot> O_o
11:54 <PandasDontDrive> pretty good one
12:03 <Warlock> yeah, at the beach
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12:13 <wingdings> Do you guys know that TheWJM is a dumbass ?
12:22 <Warlock> then we can wash up easily
12:27 <TheWJM> yay!!
12:32 <IthinkNot> Warlock keep your scat fetish to yourself
12:46 <wingdings> Just letting you all you hes a fat dumbass.
12:46 <TheWJM> do you guys know wingdings is a wanna dumbass ?
12:51 <gs69azza> gah, I cant find it
12:53 <gs69azza> brb
12:55 <wingdings> wanna?
12:59 <wingdings> whats that dummie
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13:00 <wingdings> haha
13:02 * hash puts the special hat on wingdings
13:03 * IthinkNot hugs TheWJM
13:04 <TheWJM> lol.. newb
13:04 <wingdings> got something to say
13:07 <wingdings> haha
13:17 <wingdings> yer im newb because you can ban people for no reason you fat dumbass
13:23 <PandasDontDrive> HAHA@mel gibson
13:28 * alch3my spoons with carl
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13:31 <PandasDontDrive> having to put a jesus refference in his new film
13:32 <TheWJM> poor whinger, sooking over irc issues..awwwww
13:37 <hash> thats a good enough reason really
13:39 <wingdings> im not sooking
13:40 * TheWJM huggs IthinkNot
13:42 * TheWJM fingers alch3my
13:43 <wingdings> just putting it straight
13:45 <hash> you are lucky he is so placid
13:45 <PandasDontDrive> "you better decide if you're hangin' on the cross.. or bangin' in the nails"
13:47 <alch3my> HEY
13:48 <alch3my> NO
13:50 <PandasDontDrive> good line though
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13:56 <alch3my> MY ASS HOLE IS ONLY A ONE-WAY
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13:59 <Warlock> oh man, imagine having shit thrown in your eyes, how nasty
14:05 Mode: (by donut.wa.us.austnet.org) +o IthinkNot
14:17 <TheWJM> who said anything about fingering ya arsehole? ya sicko!
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14:23 <alch3my> oO
14:25 <Warlock> monkeys use it as a weapon
14:28 <IthinkNot> yay donut op'd me
14:29 <alch3my> its gayer if you finger my mouth
14:29 <IthinkNot> ;d
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14:45 <karupt> longie is killing the server
14:46 <wingdings> fat dumbass carl topper banned me for having ident trojan HAHA oh no better gline his host for having an ident that says trojan YOU ARE A FAT DUMBASS SOOKING HOMOSEXUAL JEW CARL TOPPER
14:50 <pussinmelb> Austin316 ... join 124
14:50 <Warlock> finger my poopa TheWJM
14:57 <TheWJM> rofllllll
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15:03 <TheWJM> wingdings, want a tissue?
15:13 <Austin316> haha, nah, it's fine
15:17 <Warlock> farts at TheWJM
15:25 * TheWJM holds my nose
15:26 <wingdings> TheWJM: yeah ill wipe all the cum off ur face from the gay men youve fucked in here
15:32 <iBiZa> PRAY TO ALLAH
15:36 <Warlock> HAHAHA
15:40 <iBiZa> i am bi sexualllllllll
15:44 <iBiZa> doof doof doof
15:50 <TheWJM> ROFL, did someone squeek
15:51 <wingdings> fat little homo
15:53 <TheWJM> oh it was wingdings
15:59 <iBiZa> thewjm
16:00 <iBiZa> op me
16:01 <wingdings> no it was you fattie
16:03 <iBiZa> so i can kick him
16:04 <iBiZa> for u baby
16:05 <iBiZa> then deop me
16:06 <iBiZa> :)
16:07 <wingdings> yer come on
16:08 <wingdings> do it
16:10 <iBiZa> let me have the honour
16:15 <TheWJM> he can carry on, see if I care
16:18 <iBiZa> I serve for you
16:19 <iBiZa> Allah
16:25 <TheWJM> thinks he has an audiece, but no one cares
16:33 <iBiZa> thewjm is my bf
16:35 <iBiZa> kiss kiss kiss
16:37 Nick: Warlock is now known as Achmed_the_terrorist
16:39 <iBiZa> there u go wingding
16:39 <Achmed_the_terrorist> hmm
16:41 * TheWJM puckers up
16:41 <iBiZa> LOL
16:42 Mode: (by IthinkNot) +b *!*@2f98f4cc.connect.net.au
16:42 <iBiZa> LOL
16:43 <iBiZa> LOL
16:46 <Achmed_the_terrorist> I KILL YOU !
16:50 <iBiZa> lol!
16:55 <alch3my> iBiZa
16:57 Part: wingdings ([email protected]) from #melbourne (come on fattie ban me and Kline me atleast this time you have a reason not like the last times you fat homo)
16:59 <alch3my> one lol is enough
17:04 Nick: iBiZa is now known as BeLLe_ThE_BiG_BoOB_GiRL
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17:08 Mode: (by TheWJM) +b Achmed_the_terrorist!*@*
17:09 <BeLLe_ThE_BiG_BoOB_GiRL> :)
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17:14 <SeRb_GLaMmA> :)
17:16 <BeLLe_ThE_BiG_BoOB_GiRL> EWWW
17:21 <BeLLe_ThE_BiG_BoOB_GiRL> no serb can be glamma
17:25 <SeRb_GLaMmA> LOL
17:34 Mode: (by TheWJM) +E
17:35 <SeRb_GLaMmA> ok belle?
18:07 <alch3my> its ibiza
18:09 <alch3my> hes a wog
18:13 <BeLLe_ThE_BiG_BoOB_GiRL> siktor lan
18:14 <alch3my> and an annoying one
18:14 <SeRb_GLaMmA> LOL
18:16 <SeRb_GLaMmA> he?
18:19 <alch3my> he.
18:25 <SeRb_GLaMmA> :P well his a fag
18:27 Nick: BeLLe_ThE_BiG_BoOB_GiRL is now known as BiG-BooTiE-HoE
18:36 <PandasDontDrive> isnt it funny how this australian in afghanistan who might be hung
18:36 <alch3my> I know this
18:42 <PandasDontDrive> his name is Robert langdon
18:52 <alch3my> ah
18:56 <BiG-BooTiE-HoE> [11:18:34:PM] <steve_aus> hi how r you?
18:57 <BiG-BooTiE-HoE> [11:18:38:PM] <steve_aus> asl plz hun??
18:58 <alch3my> stfu
19:02 <BiG-BooTiE-HoE> SLOODERS still exist!
19:02 <PandasDontDrive> eerie
19:09 <BiG-BooTiE-HoE> mighty slooder!
19:11 <spilly> SeRb_GLaMmA why arent you watching the tennis
19:16 <spilly> your fellow countryman is playing
19:22 <amsy> robert langdon would be cooler if he wasnt played by stupid tom hanks
19:24 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.internetweekly.org/images/rove_american_psycho.jpg
19:25 <SeRb_GLaMmA> i was watching for ages
19:26 <PandasDontDrive> HAHAHAHAHAHA
19:31 <SeRb_GLaMmA> its gettin to intense
19:32 <SeRb_GLaMmA> LOL
19:43 <spilly> Its looking good for novak
19:53 <SeRb_GLaMmA> yeah his playing hard
19:53 <Von_Smallhausen> how chu doing SeRb_GLaMmA
19:58 <SeRb_GLaMmA> im. k u
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20:20 <Von_Smallhausen> me? i'm super
20:27 <alch3my> super-poser
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21:10 <BiG-BooTiE-HoE> itsss got to beee
21:12 <BiG-BooTiE-HoE> xtccccccccc
21:20 <SeRb_GLaMmA> hmm
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21:42 <spilly> Quit you gibber jabber
22:16 <Party_VAN> http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Kittens Yummy
22:31 <SeRb_GLaMmA> hmm its a boring night
22:32 <SeRb_GLaMmA> lol
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23:12 <spilly> Novak is slow-mo
23:17 <SeRb_GLaMmA> lol
23:27 <SeRb_GLaMmA> hope he wins :D
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23:44 Nick: Christina is now known as Meowww
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24:28 Nick: Meowww is now known as Christina
24:41 <spilly> *SPICE MARKET*
24:49 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o stebie
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25:55 <PandasDontDrive> octo mom looks hot in her airbrushed pic
25:58 <PandasDontDrive> id fuck her
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26:28 <spilly> Link!
26:28 <Party_VAN> PandasDontDrive and pay 8 times
26:34 <procontinuation> Egh.
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27:32 <PandasDontDrive> :)
27:37 <PandasDontDrive> ill give her a son
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28:14 Nick: Mayhem is now known as Mayhem1
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29:21 Mode: (by Daniel) -R
29:29 <Simone> or another 8 PandasDontDrive
29:41 <Simone> she seems to only give birth to 6 plus
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30:33 <spilly> Novak looks nackered
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30:51 <BIGchat988> TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie
30:52 <BIGchat988> TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie
30:53 <BIGchat988> TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie
30:54 <BIGchat988> TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie
30:55 <BIGchat988> TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie
30:55 <alch3my> lol
30:57 <alch3my> LOL!
31:00 <BIGchat988> TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie
31:01 <gs69azza> lol
31:02 <alch3my> cant even use a real floodnet
31:03 <BIGchat988> TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie
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31:06 <alch3my> what a loser
31:10 <BIGchat988> TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie. TheWJM is a Fat Dumbass Homo Newbie
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31:18 <thestig> nubbie flood
31:19 <gs69azza> lol
31:20 <TheWJM> awww he got glined..sucks to be him
31:21 <gs69azza> thats lulz
31:25 Mode: (by TheWJM) -E
31:32 Nick: Kermit_the_Frog is now known as Carlos_dirty_sanchez
31:33 <alch3my> oh w hat
31:36 <alch3my> I just flooded him
31:38 <alch3my> you prick :P
31:48 <SeRb_GLaMmA> lol
31:53 <SeRb_GLaMmA> :) well bbl xxx
31:55 <SeRb_GLaMmA> cao cao
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31:59 Mode: (by donut.wa.us.austnet.org) +o IthinkNot
32:00 <alch3my> ciao
32:02 <alch3my> get it right
32:03 <gs69azza> see this is when another user with an o:line could have come in handy
32:08 <Bandicoot> SNEZ
32:12 <alch3my> gs69azza
32:15 <alch3my> you can line up behind me
32:18 Mode: (by TheWJM) +f *5:8
32:20 <gs69azza> lol
32:27 <gs69azza> longie would give me one anyways :P
32:30 <SeRb_GLaMmA> lol im boinb to watch the rest of the tennis
32:34 <PandasDontDrive> oh no
32:39 <PandasDontDrive> avatar sequels
32:42 <alch3my> uh
32:43 <gs69azza> yeah I saw that
32:44 <alch3my> no :)
32:57 <alch3my> if he hasnt given me one, you got no chance ;p
32:57 Nick: Carlos_dirty_sanchez is now known as MadScientist
33:08 <SeRb_GLaMmA> going*
33:09 <PandasDontDrive> i havent seen avatar yet
33:12 <gs69azza> what if I was to say I had one a long time ago?
33:26 <alch3my> id say you're full of shit
33:31 <gs69azza> but could only be a local oper
33:35 <gs69azza> because of sprint
33:39 <alch3my> like I said :D
33:42 <gs69azza> lol
33:45 Nick: MadScientist is now known as ShadowLurker
33:55 <gs69azza> ok
33:58 <gs69azza> deal
33:59 <gs69azza> :D
34:05 <PandasDontDrive> am i the only one?
34:14 <gs69azza> yeah I think so
34:18 <gs69azza> i saw it in vic
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34:22 <IthinkNot> PandasDontDrive i havent seen it either
34:25 <gs69azza> rofl
34:39 <IthinkNot> ooow maybe we could go together on a date ;P
34:42 * gs69azza sets mode +b *!*@127.0.0.1
34:48 <alch3my> wouldnt affect me
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34:51 <PandasDontDrive> lol
34:54 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
34:58 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
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35:07 <gs69azza> /dns localhost
35:10 <PandasDontDrive> wb
35:18 <PandasDontDrive> im only annoyed because everyone has seen it
35:21 <alch3my> [23:05.14] * /dns: no such user localhost
35:23 <PandasDontDrive> im not even interested in it
35:28 <IthinkNot> ok all this splitting is starting to annoy me dammit
35:43 <gs69azza> i wasnt but had nothing to do, so I saw it at v-max
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35:47 <gs69azza> or whatever its called
35:52 <^matty^> IthinkNot its ur fault :)
35:57 <PandasDontDrive> my blu ray does not look like this and doesnt say uncut version
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> http://i25.tinypic.com/2a8ngd0.jpg
36:10 <IthinkNot> PandasDontDrive omg that was like the nicest way to be shut down ever ;P
36:10 <gs69azza> [!] Resolved localhost to 127.0.0.1
36:18 <gs69azza> but that would be because I run apache locally anyways
36:25 <PandasDontDrive> lets go IthinkNot!
36:31 <PandasDontDrive> ill fly over in my jet
36:33 <IthinkNot> ^matty^ my buddy long time no see ? hows that crappy mp3 list of yours going
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36:49 <^matty^> not to bad
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37:09 <IthinkNot> PandasDontDrive ok its a date
37:11 <^matty^> haha crappy
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37:26 <gs69azza> haha nice
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37:38 <alch3my> what
37:44 <alch3my> i was busy
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38:05 <PandasDontDrive> lol
38:22 Nick: Christina is now known as Meowww
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38:25 Nick: Meowww is now known as Christina
38:29 <alch3my> [23:07.45] <NoteOP> Notes on your linked nicks: 14 unread on alch
38:30 <Thebestjerk> any hairdressers online?
38:31 <alch3my> lol
38:31 <PandasDontDrive> they should use avatar technology for the next spiderman movie
38:32 Nick: Christina is now known as Meowww
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38:37 <alch3my> it was only 2 before the split
38:41 <PandasDontDrive> but sony are faggots
38:42 Nick: Meowww is now known as Christina
38:43 <PandasDontDrive> and want to make a prequel
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39:02 <PandasDontDrive> http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs16/f/2007/170/b/0/American_Psycho_by_theirison.jpg
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39:08 <PandasDontDrive> thats neat
39:09 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o stebie
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39:34 <gs69azza> do want
39:44 <Count`Shagula> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bg5D6OTj4Y
39:45 <PandasDontDrive> i want that framed
39:55 <PandasDontDrive> and on my wall
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40:04 <gs69azza> i want the one from the movie where he has the axe
40:36 <gs69azza> pssh
40:45 <gs69azza> Longie != melbourne
40:52 <alch3my> I would /hop if I had autovoice
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41:04 <PandasDontDrive> i have a cool axe movie pic
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41:07 <Longie> doesnt matter :P
41:10 <Longie> i can mail it out! :P
41:12 <alch3my> oi
41:17 <TheWJM> **lol**
41:24 <Longie> and i can teach carl to do it
41:27 <Longie> and he can do it
41:30 <Longie> oi what
41:32 <alch3my> oi that
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41:32 Mode: (by Daniel) -R
41:33 <Longie> :o
41:35 <Longie> whs admiring me
41:38 <Longie> cunt
41:38 <gs69azza> it's pretty straight forward anyways lol
41:39 <alch3my> oi i wonder
41:40 <Longie> oh oops
41:41 <alch3my> OMG
41:42 <alch3my> YOU SAID
41:44 <alch3my> THE NORTI WORD
41:47 <alch3my> lol
41:47 <^matty^> dan stop killing chanop :P
41:48 <alch3my> :P
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41:59 Kick: Longie was kicked by TheWJM (sif say cunt)
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42:02 <gs69azza> killall -9
42:06 <alch3my> aha
42:06 <IthinkNot> HAHAHA
42:20 <IthinkNot> Dan why is chanop being such a whore
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42:46 <gs69azza> http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/4d03c3f397ca580facd0d6514e97a2b6.jpg
42:48 <gs69azza> i want that
42:51 <gs69azza> in a poster
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43:34 <mpfplush> without the censorship, though.
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43:35 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Longie
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43:51 <Simone> argh
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44:29 <^matty^> lies dan all lies
44:38 <alch3my> longies penis keeps popping up
44:41 * IthinkNot hands Longie the imsect spray
44:50 <IthinkNot> insect even
44:51 <TheWJM> imsect? :P`
44:52 <Christina> litlte
44:54 <alch3my> your update has already spammed the shit out of one of my nicknames via noteop
44:55 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o stebie
44:55 <Christina> rrrofl.
45:02 * IthinkNot bites carls ankle
45:12 <kokothemonkey> nom nom :P
45:13 <TheWJM> mmmm nice
45:14 <mpfplush> Never won. never will.
45:17 <IthinkNot> trust you to spot my typos
45:31 <PandasDontDrive> HAHAHAHA gs69azza awesome pic
45:34 <IthinkNot> dont make me throw dans crusty tshirt at you carl
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46:11 <PandasDontDrive> too bad he doesnt say "try getting reservations at dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard" in the book
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46:39 <mpfplush> Just playing it by the rules.
46:39 Quit: _cia_ ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
47:06 <gs69azza> while (1) { if (string server = 'austnet') return 0; }
47:12 <gs69azza> thats not a bug...
47:14 <gs69azza> lol
47:17 <TheWJM> **lol**
47:29 <gs69azza> yeah how cool is that photo?
47:31 <PandasDontDrive> http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID488/images/americanpsycho.jpg
47:32 <TheWJM> { if (string server = 'austnet') die; }
47:35 <PandasDontDrive> me in ten years
47:38 <PandasDontDrive> when i snap
47:41 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:44 <gs69azza> hahah
47:48 <gs69azza> thats me in 1 year
47:55 <PandasDontDrive> HAHAHA
48:06 <mpfplush> Let them wonder.
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48:10 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o Daniel
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48:11 <PandasDontDrive> its me in my head every day lol!
48:12 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Daniel
48:13 <alch3my> FFS
48:15 <mpfplush> he's ready, he reckons.
48:16 <alch3my> STOP
48:17 <gs69azza> ffs
48:21 <gs69azza> thats it
48:28 <gs69azza> whats the raw cmd for notice?
48:34 <mpfplush> witch king.
48:36 <alch3my> /quit
48:39 <gs69azza> lol
48:44 <gs69azza> /fail
48:50 <PandasDontDrive> lol
49:10 <alch3my> /fail cmd not found
49:24 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o stebie
49:25 <mpfplush> fall.
49:27 <gs69azza> (/quit)
49:28 <gs69azza> err
49:29 <mpfplush> over.
49:30 <gs69azza> that failed
49:37 <gs69azza> %+W%U:70`
49:40 <gs69azza> thats better
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50:14 <gs69azza> just do a // $decode(%+W%U:70`)
50:17 <gs69azza> lol
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50:26 <gs69azza> it's not like it's /quit or aything
50:27 Nick: Christina is now known as Meowww
50:28 <gs69azza> (a)
50:38 Nick: Meowww is now known as Christina
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51:52 <PandasDontDrive> And then one day he called me and he had been watching Tom Cruise on David Letterman, and he just had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes, and he was really taken with this energy.
52:17 <PandasDontDrive> thats funny because patrick bateman talks to tom cruise in the book because he lives in the penthouse
52:26 <PandasDontDrive> i love trivia
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52:54 <gs69azza> haha
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53:15 <gs69azza> you know kurt russell was suppose to play the role of patrick bateman?
53:17 <PandasDontDrive> funny also because in my novel
53:23 <PandasDontDrive> not sure if the typo is in yours
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53:27 <PandasDontDrive> someone calls him Batman
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53:40 <PandasDontDrive> serious kurt russell LOL
53:46 <gs69azza> yeah serious
53:52 <PandasDontDrive> yeah he looks 26-27
53:56 <gs69azza> hahah yeah someone does call him batman
53:56 <PandasDontDrive> lol
54:21 <gs69azza> i remember googling it
54:37 <PandasDontDrive> ah yea?
54:37 <PandasDontDrive> haha nice
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55:43 <antonnn> c word
55:51 <CripLa> what has longie done ?
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56:19 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Bateman-18inch-l.jpg
56:20 <kibblz> l'homme que j'adore
56:27 <PandasDontDrive> i had a better quality pic of that
56:39 <gs69azza> is that the doll?
56:42 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
56:50 <PandasDontDrive> the pic i saved is better quality
56:53 <PandasDontDrive> i want that doll
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57:02 <gs69azza> its on ebay
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57:21 <kibblz> best part is when he's dancing
57:24 <kibblz> with the axe in his hand
57:30 <kibblz> before he swings it
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59:05 <PandasDontDrive> http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/American-Psycho-Bateman-18.jpg
59:24 <gs69azza> i want one for work
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59:37 <PandasDontDrive> i want one!
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59:46 <PandasDontDrive> and i want the Joker figurine
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59:49 <PandasDontDrive> >:)
59:56 <IthinkNot> try ebay
59:56 <antonnn> rahhhh!!!
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