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00:06 Quit: masogirl78 ([email protected]) Quit:
00:20 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@115.130.0.0/16
00:21 Join: BadWolf ([email protected]) to #melbourne
00:50 <Ben> whats been happening this evening?
00:55 <Netz> BadWolf: is that u, Rose Tyler?
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01:05 <not_paul_banks> harry balls
01:51 <not_paul_banks> heppy austraya day every1
02:05 <River> its not Aust Day till 26
02:10 <River> get it right
02:25 <Netz> Getting the date of Australia Day wrong is a bannable offence
02:29 <not_paul_banks> heppy austraya day every1 except river
02:37 <not_paul_banks> heppy austraya day every1 except river and netz
02:46 <River> not_paul_banks it is not australia day today fool
02:56 <River> australia day is Jan 26
02:59 <not_paul_banks> proof it
03:08 <stebie> prove
03:14 <River> It always has been always will be January 26 google it fool
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03:24 <not_paul_banks> no u google it
03:26 <not_paul_banks> fool
03:30 <pawl[macbook]> every day is australia day for me
03:35 Part: Nlck ([email protected]) from #melbourne
03:36 <stebie> foal
03:40 <River> lol
03:44 <ductor> river stop getting trolled so easily
03:54 <not_paul_banks> river is trollen
03:58 <River> ductor I thought that troll was band
04:03 <River> banned *
04:23 <Netz> pawl[macbook] is very patriotic
04:25 Nick: SeZz is now known as disco`shit
04:31 <Netz> celebrating the birth of this great nation
04:33 Quit: IM2 ([email protected]) Quit:
04:58 <River> ductor I'll get trolled if I want to be :P
05:18 Nick: [__{{}}__] is now known as Mayhem
05:24 <not_paul_banks> he likes the attention
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05:39 <archaios> back, and 'night again ;-)
05:39 <pawl[macbook]> dam straight netz
05:40 Part: DuLcE`ObSeS|oN ([email protected]) from #melbourne
05:42 <River> not_paul_banks I like attention but you insist on pasting wrong dates ROFL
05:49 <pawl[macbook]> aussie and proud of it
05:57 <not_paul_banks> i didnt paste anything i typed it lmao
06:02 <archaios> oh no, not a nationalistic type
06:23 <archaios> lol.
06:23 Nick: disco`shit is now known as SeZz
06:29 <archaios> o hi SeZz
06:36 <SeZz> hello dave
06:37 <River> archaios lol which one
06:41 <archaios> and bye SeZz
06:43 <kibblz> hey guys what are your theories on what happens to mail that never comes
06:51 <SeZz> bye?
06:52 <archaios> River: I meant pawl[macbook]
06:57 <archaios> SeZz: sleeping!
06:59 <kibblz> like a game or somethin
07:00 <archaios> church at 9am!
07:01 <SeZz> ohh ok
07:02 <SeZz> bye dave
07:06 <kibblz> mailman steals it for himself hmm
07:08 <River> sezzy how are you
07:08 <archaios> bai sarah
07:11 <kibblz> get sent back?
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07:27 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v IthinkNot
07:29 <not_paul_banks> & i never even specified a date i sed..heppy australia day.. might not have meant for today maybe i am saying it in advance like how peoppple say merry christmas even before its xmas day
07:31 <SeZz> good river
07:33 <SeZz> how r u
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07:39 * kibblz puts a spider in IthinkNot's inhaler
07:41 <River> SeZz yeah not bad not bad
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07:55 * IthinkNot squeels
08:09 <River> IthinkNot how are you tonight?
08:15 <Ben> Hi SeZz
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08:18 <IthinkNot> good thx River and you ?
08:24 <IthinkNot> hi kibblz o/
08:28 <pawl[macbook]> oh god not_paul_banks ur a dick
08:33 <River> IthinkNot yeah not bad
08:45 * Simone snogs river in the corner
08:54 <River> woo hoo
09:00 <River> Simone how ya doing
09:01 * Simone continues to play trivia :)
09:05 <River> lol
09:05 <Simone> good and u hun?
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09:06 Kick: `_` was kicked by ChanOP (Superman is perm banned)
09:09 <River> gee thanks
09:10 <IthinkNot> pawl a new macbook i see ?
09:15 <River> I must be bad
09:24 <Simone> i will be back for more snogging in a mo
09:32 <Ben> hi IthinkNot
09:37 <River> lol
09:38 <defunct> I've never seen banmasks like that 0/16
09:39 <River> I am sure
09:42 <IthinkNot> hi Ben how are you
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09:46 <Ben> yeah I'm ok
09:48 <Ben> yourself?
09:49 <pawl[macbook]> no same old macbook
09:54 <IthinkNot> im good thx
10:01 <Ben> Whats been happening of late?
10:04 <IthinkNot> pawl hows the mrs going ?
10:11 <pawl[macbook]> good good
10:21 <IthinkNot> Ben very little just life and you
10:28 <Ben> ditto
10:35 <Ben> Just work really
10:36 <IthinkNot> pawl good stuff , how far along now
10:42 <Ben> and looking for a new housemate
11:01 <ductor> well this aint no good
11:03 Nick: ductor is now known as doctor
11:14 Nick: pawl[macbook] is now known as Centurion
12:18 <IthinkNot> good luck Ben , must be hard finding decent house mates
12:39 <Ben> Well, I have been getting hundreds of enquiries
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12:57 <Ben> but I have to weed out the ones that are just plain dodgy, and hold onto the ones that look decent
13:55 <Ben> hey SeZz, are you there?
13:59 <SeZz> why
14:08 <Ben> oh I was going to ask you a question
14:18 <SeZz> like?
14:20 <Ben> your name looks familiar, but yeah
14:27 <HeWhoLaughs> he wants to lick u out
14:30 <Ben> Are you from NSW?
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15:42 <not_paul_banks> ;-)
16:07 Part: chatter ([email protected]) from #melbourne
17:07 <Ben> I'll take that as a no...
17:36 <River> isnt sezz from WA
17:47 <SeZz> im from WA yes
17:49 <HeWhoLaughs> shes from earth
17:50 <Ben> wouldn't have a clue which is why I was asking
17:52 <River> I thought so
17:54 <Ben> okay..
17:59 <tr1p1ea> Everything was fine, until Longcat broke the universe.
18:02 <Ben> Different person from who I was thinking
18:15 <River> there use to be a sez with one z
18:21 <River> but that was a while ago
18:23 <HeWhoLaughs> theres many sarahs in australia Ben
18:25 <River> she was from lismore
18:28 <SeZz> im the original prankster
18:39 <Ben> HeWhoLaughs, your a tool. I was not born 2 seconds ago...
18:55 <not_paul_banks> you're
19:04 <Ben> Whatever...
19:13 <not_paul_banks> whutevs..
19:14 <River> Ben that might be who you remember
19:26 <Ben> yeah River, I think you might be correct
19:35 <River> Nice girl, nice curves, blonde
19:41 <Ben> yeah I remember her
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19:53 <Ben> Was from Western Suburbs in Sydney somewhere or something
19:56 <River> yeah I use to chat to her a lot
20:01 <Ben> same here
20:01 <IthinkNot> god i LOVE wedge heel shoes
20:15 <IthinkNot> sorry just wanted to share that with you guys
20:16 <River> IthinkNot makes you look taller
20:37 <IthinkNot> River who am i kidding i just LOVE shoes
20:42 <River> lol
21:56 <IthinkNot> and bags
22:09 * IthinkNot mumbles and clothes
22:13 <IthinkNot> :/
22:19 <River> BAgs and Shoes arent they girls best friends lol
22:28 <kibblz> ahh so thats who SeZz is
22:31 <kibblz> that fat pig from perth
22:32 <Ben> Fuck weekends go too quick
22:34 <IthinkNot> yes yes they are
22:38 <kibblz> who gives boongs shit
22:39 <SeZz> thats me babes
22:44 <Ben> even though there is one day left of it
23:01 <kibblz> i remembe ri seen you on cam
23:06 <kibblz> and you call ppl ugly. HAH
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23:13 <not_paul_banks> no theres 2 days left
23:14 <River> hmmmm
23:14 <SeZz> you've never seen me on cam
23:16 <SeZz> u lying fuck
23:20 <SeZz> i dont cam with anyone
23:25 <Ben> 1 day
23:26 <kibblz> this was a long time ago.
23:29 <SeZz> no
23:30 <SeZz> it wasnt
23:33 <kibblz> you have no idea :)
23:35 <not_paul_banks> no 2 days
23:40 <River> hmmmm
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23:48 <SeZz> considering in my whole life ive camed like 3 people
23:50 <SeZz> i think i know
24:02 <kibblz> shh
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24:17 <SeZz> ur cute kibblz but try again lol
24:27 <SeZz> sorry bout that river
24:32 <River> tis cool
24:37 <River> I use to do that once lol
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25:53 <not_paul_banks> used to
26:30 <River> not_paul_banks better be careful you dont get caught ban evading
26:33 <tr1p1ea> mudkibblz?
26:34 <River> :P
26:47 <doctor> you get banned for anything in here
26:51 <doctor> i dont even know why im banned
27:00 <River> doctor your not are you
27:08 <not_paul_banks> you're
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27:30 <River> hi _cia_
27:56 <Netz> nite sinners
27:57 Quit: Netz ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
28:05 <River> ermm yeah nite Netz lol
28:15 <River> I need to work on my typing
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34:59 <River> Well I am getting bored with this now
35:07 <River> does that mean it is nearly bed time
35:13 <doctor> wank time
35:22 <River> lol doctor
35:33 <River> dont need that, got that side satisfied this arvo
36:24 <IthinkNot> O_o
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37:41 <IthinkNot> ohhhh ffs was just reading the news
37:53 <IthinkNot> a 10 yr old was assulted at the tennis
38:01 <IthinkNot> wtf is this world coming to
38:22 <River> that sux ass
38:35 <doctor> just good ol uncle geoffrey leonard up to his ol shinanigans
38:43 <doctor> haha, hes such a good bloke
38:46 <IthinkNot> they seriously need to come down harder on these vermon
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39:20 <doctor> speaking of assaulting children, hi pervy
39:23 <River> I agree IthinkNot
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39:36 <pervert> hi doctor
39:37 <pervert> pulling up our boots and doing up the laces, shaving our heads and strapping on the braces, now you are a skin head looking for a fight!!! skin head skin head running through the night
39:39 <IthinkNot> i cant even read it
39:47 <IthinkNot> it angers me so much
39:52 <River> IthinkNot I know how you feel
40:19 <noddy07> pervert=pollocks lovechild
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40:48 <IthinkNot> think i might go back to ebay
40:53 <IthinkNot> less upsetting
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41:07 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
41:38 <River> ebay is much nicer atm lol
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42:25 <MatureMac> any guys care to chat?
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42:52 <dudley> are you female ?
43:03 <doctor> overturning child sex laws
43:06 <not_paul_banks> his a gay
43:07 <IthinkNot> River last week or so it seems like the news has been filled with bad things happening to young kids
43:15 <not_paul_banks> dont even bothern dodley
43:18 <GhOuLiEs> mac you seem to be evry where i am :P
43:27 <IthinkNot> i think i may stop reading the news for a while
43:28 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b not_paul_banks!*@*
43:28 Kick: not_paul_banks was kicked by ChanOP ((TheWJM) This is not a troll channel, learn that and the rules and I will remove the ban)
43:49 <orly> PWND
43:58 <doctor> shell be back
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44:15 <River> IthinkNot yeah I know, and I do hate seeing it, but I guess the news helps to bring it to everyones attention
44:22 <River> doctor are you sure it is a she still
44:25 <pervert> owned
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44:37 <pervert> paul banks got fucking rolled
45:32 <River> pwnd
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47:24 * River yawns
48:43 <pervert> hi
49:10 <River> Uncle Pervy how are you
49:16 * pervert purrs
49:17 <pervert> pretty good
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50:11 <River> hi twentysomething
50:54 <River> pervert had a good day
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51:38 <doctor> they were systematically sexually abused beyond belief
51:49 <pervert> http://www.news.com.au/national/wife-on-murder-charge-after-husbands-penis-burnt/story-e6frfkvr-1225822526575
51:54 <pervert> lol doctor
52:02 <pervert> he lured two children 13 and 15
52:07 <pervert> into his home and his hands
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52:22 <pervert> a challenger appears
52:22 <River> good night everyone
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56:19 <School_Girl> how do i accept pics?
56:26 <MatureMac> der
57:10 <School_Girl> ?
57:28 <defunct> go to #asd and ask
58:03 <pervert> shut your fucking whore mouth and make me a sandwich
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59:15 <demon`> trading kiddie porn on irc?
59:20 <demon`> naughty naughty
59:35 <Wags-The-Dog> lol School_Girl
00:17 <whatever8> are you the town rapist, naughty naughty
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01:33 * orly smiles at School_Girl
01:53 <doctor> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5FYahzVU44 am i bad cause i laughed the whole way through?
02:38 <defunct> you'll end up in jail orly :P
02:50 <orly> they say the fat negro will get the oscar this year
03:07 <orly> for best supporting actress
03:10 <whatever8> not an indian??
03:40 <pervert> shut your fucking whore mouth and make me a sandwich
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04:57 <demon`> omfg
05:01 <demon`> fat bitches
05:02 Kick: doctor was kicked by ChanOP ([TheWJM] when you can learn and respect the rules, you will be allowed back in)
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05:18 <dudley> whats a fat bitch ?
05:26 <pervert> hi
05:32 <dudley> oh hi pervert
05:34 <pervert> sup
05:41 <pervert> do u like my new line?
05:48 <dudley> just was talking to one steam friend about cocks and vaginas
05:53 <whatever8> its a bit long
05:53 <dudley> what is it ?
05:54 <pervert> mmm steam
06:01 <pervert> something about a sandwich
06:05 <dudley> oh cool
06:10 Mode: (by TheWJM) +o Longie
06:20 <dudley> i eat sandwiches
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06:56 <pervert> wheres Longie
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07:08 <katatonic_kate> bitches
07:08 <pervert> bitches!
07:08 <demon`> fapping
07:08 <dudley> did you check your asshole pervert ?
07:11 <katatonic_kate> !
07:12 <pervert> yer duds
07:13 <pervert> :D
07:15 <pervert> kate mate
07:17 <katatonic_kate> sup?
07:22 <pervert> hungry
07:22 <pervert> u
07:23 <pervert> ?
07:28 <katatonic_kate> ummm tired
07:28 <dudley> hungry for some vag ?
07:33 <pervert> lol dudley always
07:37 <dudley> oh cool
07:45 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr-I6-gxecg
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10:06 <defunct> did you hear about the happy roman? He was glad-he-ate-her
10:59 <katatonic_kate> oh haw haw
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12:10 <dudley> katatonic_kate are you in the mood to talk about a mans bare dick ?
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21:28 <kibblz> CANT HELP IT THE GIRL CANT HELP IT
21:29 <kibblz> CANT HELP IT THE GIRL CANT HELP IT
21:45 <dudley> kibblz do you like raw meat ?
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22:10 <kibblz> no
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24:57 <pervert> yer
25:42 Quit: katatonic_kate ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
25:48 <pervert> try as he might
25:55 <pervert> he cannot outsmart
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36:51 <kibblz> well this is fucking exciting
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37:33 <kibblz> anyone who likes white bread msg me
37:47 <demon`> http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Holy_Cow_Photo_Bomb.htm]
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40:58 <PanfriedSeaScallops> .seen Jesus
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45:12 <Jeffy> its so quiet
45:14 <Jeffy> unusual
46:01 <demon`> everyone died of aids
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50:48 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmmmm.
51:05 <melguy25> m
51:41 <MatureMac> mmm
52:03 <stalemate> melguy25, are you a faggot? Von_Fagstein is curious
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53:49 <andra^^> mmm
54:02 <melguy25> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosapien
54:03 <melguy25> enjoy
56:50 <demon`> NOU!
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01:44 <jerry> WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH THE STUPED SLUTES IN THIS ROOM SAYING THIS SAME EXACT QUOTE EVERY 5 SECONDS "OMG UR SO ORIGINAL" WOWOWWWWWW SO ARE U DICK HEAD
01:58 <MatureMac> lolz
02:06 <PandasDontDrive> looollll
02:18 <melguy25> wow, you have a caps lock key, congratulations
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02:42 <MatureMac> fuck mer
03:02 <pervert> oi MEATHEAD
03:03 <pervert> fuck off
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04:20 <MatureMac> whio is meart hwad?+
04:34 <MatureMac> met===at headd?
04:49 <pervert> i am so fucking hard
04:50 <melguy25> how many have you had to drink?
04:56 <pervert> whos talking to who
05:05 <pervert> i was going off at jerry
05:07 <pervert> for his rant
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05:22 <pervert> seeya mac
05:34 <melguy25> he must of been too drunk
05:50 <dudley> hey pervert have you had a wank yet today ?
05:56 <pervert> nah
06:00 <dudley> neither
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10:46 <pervert> owned
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12:02 <melguy25> :-|
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17:48 <LeMz> rarrrrrrrrrr
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18:46 <kibblz> shut the fuck up melguy25
19:02 <pervert> lol kibblz
20:29 <melguy25> no, i think you should your sentence has more characters in it then mine did
20:56 <pervert> than
20:58 Nick: SeZz is now known as InvisiblePenguin
21:36 <LeMz> uh oh spaghettio!
21:37 <kibblz> try use some commas if you're gonna get smart with me.
21:51 <kibblz> in the right places
22:36 <melguy25> just dont be a hypotwit
22:53 <kibblz> didn't i tell you to stfu?
22:59 <InvisiblePenguin> kibblz
23:02 <InvisiblePenguin> why u so angry for
23:16 <kibblz> cause its irc.
23:21 <melguy25> i am not going to since you are speaking more, so pff
23:32 <LeMz> wow
23:35 <LeMz> let the anger flowwwwwww
23:39 <InvisiblePenguin> stop using commas cause he told u to use em
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23:42 <InvisiblePenguin> ur using em wrong
24:21 <melguy25> i ca,n put them ,wh,er,e ever i, feel l,ike
24:32 <InvisiblePenguin> ur a faggot
24:32 <kibblz> yeah you might attract retards.
24:45 <melguy25> i said can
24:47 <melguy25> not will
24:52 <melguy25> was a sample
24:53 <InvisiblePenguin> but u did
24:57 <InvisiblePenguin> so ur still an idiot
25:05 <melguy25> how do you know?
25:07 <kibblz> haha
25:12 <kibblz> melguy25 i'd shut up now
25:16 <InvisiblePenguin> are you retarded
25:16 <kibblz> making a fool outta yourself
25:18 <melguy25> you base my entire life story on this 1 line?
25:31 <InvisiblePenguin> no i just think you're a fuckinf spastic
25:37 <InvisiblePenguin> fucking*
26:11 <LeMz> PEW PEW
26:16 <melguy25> and kibblz is really intelligent saying stfu on 3 characters on text and wrote an even longer one
26:21 <melguy25> not
26:32 <InvisiblePenguin> that dudnt even make sense
26:34 <InvisiblePenguin> u moron
26:36 <InvisiblePenguin> didnt*
26:50 <melguy25> "dudnt"
26:51 <melguy25> hahahahaha
26:52 <kibblz> yeah i didnt get that
27:07 <InvisiblePenguin> i fixed it so your ' pwn' is invalid
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27:27 <melguy25> oh now you put slang and 1 space too many ahhaahahha
27:45 <melguy25> and no capital I? what a shame
27:47 <InvisiblePenguin> kibblz i dont like u much but is he retarded or am i drunk
28:01 <kibblz> he's retarded.
28:07 <LeMz> who? me?
28:09 <InvisiblePenguin> thanks
28:22 <LeMz> yer im retarded. got a problem with it punk?
28:31 <melguy25> yes
28:34 <kibblz> and ur drunk
28:42 <InvisiblePenguin> timothy
28:46 <InvisiblePenguin> oh im drunk yes
28:49 <LeMz> no im not drunk
28:54 <InvisiblePenguin> but i still know a retard when i see it
29:03 <LeMz> geee thanks
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29:38 <LeMz> melguy25: you have a problem agianst retards?
29:44 Nick: InvisiblePenguin is now known as SeZz
29:53 <SeZz> lmao
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30:36 <melguy25> depends
30:42 <LeMz> Lol
30:47 <Bandicoot> hi nerds
30:58 <LeMz> How can it depend? either you do or you dont..
31:14 <melguy25> as long as i see attempted effort
31:26 <melguy25> rather then effrot to be stupid on purpose
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32:00 <LeMz> so rather you have a issue with people trying to act 'retarded' than 'retards' themself?
32:21 <LeMz> But how would you know the differance?
32:42 <invalid> LeMz your'e gonna get smashed around for making your'e self Look like a tool
32:44 <LeMz> or would you just simply judge by thier behaviour?
32:49 <LeMz> hahaha
32:51 <LeMz> rightio
33:12 <Bandicoot> LeMz has enough troubles holding girlfriends
33:17 <melguy25> you dont seem be be 'retarded'
33:17 <Bandicoot> dont give him anymore grief
33:21 <invalid> LeMz I'm thinking you should stop while your'e ahead now
33:30 <melguy25> ti be
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33:32 <melguy25> to
33:49 <melguy25> hi
34:03 <LeMz> Lol i have trouble holding girlfriends?
34:07 <Bandicoot> imagine getting dumped by irc chicks
34:11 <Bandicoot> the trauma
34:17 <LeMz> and invalid im simply asking questions..
34:23 <Bandicoot> yes LeMz
34:24 <LeMz> oh yes the trauma is horrific
34:35 <invalid> yes, your'e a retard
34:40 <invalid> we understand
34:41 <SeZz> Bandicoot
34:42 <invalid> sorry
34:43 <invalid> :D
34:44 <SeZz> r u ever not on here
34:45 <Bandicoot> it seems your mix of WoW and alchol addiction isn't doing you any good
34:51 <Bandicoot> hi SeZz
34:56 <SeZz> HI
34:57 <Bandicoot> i just joined ^_^ lol
35:01 <SeZz> ohhh ok
35:05 <SeZz> im not paying attention
35:08 <invalid> Sorry' I'm still drunk from today
35:09 <invalid> :/
35:12 <Bandicoot> lay off the whacky
35:16 <SeZz> im drunk
35:17 <SeZz> sh
35:21 <Bandicoot> rofl
35:22 <LeMz> hahaha
35:29 <LeMz> man see this is he reason i still come on irc..
35:32 <LeMz> it makes me laugh
35:32 <invalid> it's fun comming on here drunk it's more fun
35:54 <invalid> D R U N K
36:04 <Bandicoot> LeMz you may laugh
36:09 <Bandicoot> but on the inside you are crying
36:17 <melguy25> what did you drink
36:18 <Bandicoot> "Why am I such a loser!?"
36:21 <LeMz> oh yes, please hand me the kleenexs now
36:34 <LeMz> i mean so much QQ i have to put on an act
36:37 <LeMz> you know me so well!
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36:50 <invalid> It's really funny when people act like retard's all the time, but when people cry about shit about someone calling them retard's who fucking cares
36:51 <invalid> lol
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36:57 <melguy25> 1 week!!!!!!!
37:10 <SeZz> does it really matter
37:14 <SeZz> if someone u never met ever
37:18 <SeZz> calls u a retard on here
37:23 <invalid> lol
37:25 <Bandicoot> well if someone calls someone a retard in here, it's probably true
37:27 <invalid> rags? much
37:31 <LeMz> i mean like how will my life ever go on. i just cant do it. :)
37:38 <Bandicoot> SeZz u retard
37:40 <SeZz> oh yes im female and have an opnion
37:42 <SeZz> i have my rags
37:45 <SeZz> ur retarded
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37:48 <SeZz> <3 Bandicoot
37:49 <melguy25> it matters to justify the sad state oh the human race
37:54 <melguy25> *of
37:56 <Bandicoot> </3 SeZz
38:00 <SeZz> ohfien
38:29 <invalid> hows ShadowLurker doing SeZz?
38:43 <ShadowLurker> ask her yaself
38:50 <invalid> haha
38:50 <SeZz> who the fk r u
39:05 <invalid> someone that knows alot about you :D
39:07 <invalid> ;)
39:10 <Bandicoot> haha
39:14 <SeZz> jason u wanker
39:17 <invalid> lol
39:19 <invalid> No
39:21 <Jeffy> lol
39:22 <invalid> wrong
39:24 <Jeffy> now now
39:26 <invalid> sup Jeffy
39:27 <Jeffy> no fighting plsss
39:27 <invalid> ;)
39:30 <SeZz> u dont know shit apart from how ur hand feels on ur dick
39:31 <Bandicoot> invalid is your very own stalker
39:39 <SeZz> yayyy i like stalkers
39:51 <SeZz> i have many
39:53 <Jeffy> lol.
39:53 <Bandicoot> lol
39:57 <pervert> sezz
39:58 <Jeffy> SeZz: when did you sneak in?
39:59 <pervert> what are u wearing
40:04 <SeZz> sneak/
40:08 <SeZz> i been here for a long time
40:12 <Jeffy> heh
40:21 <SeZz> Jeffy why no love
40:22 <SeZz> sts
40:23 <SeZz> srs
40:24 <invalid> haha Bandicoot
40:27 <Jeffy> lol
40:30 <SeZz> pervert nothin babes :P
40:30 <Jeffy> there is plenty of love
40:32 <Jeffy> for the right woman
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40:43 <Bandicoot> ShadowLurker is who ?
40:45 <SeZz> oic how it is
40:48 <Bandicoot> he always lurks
40:48 <invalid> yes true noticer its really true
40:56 * Bandicoot gets chills
41:15 <invalid> I'm outta here anyways until tomorrow sun comes up
41:15 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
41:17 <invalid> :P
41:19 <SeZz> bunch o spanners mate
41:39 <SeZz> ur nick couldnt be any more correct invalid
41:40 <SeZz> goodnight
42:01 <invalid> hahaha good night anyways, I know alot about you :D
42:03 <invalid> LOL
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42:45 <Bandicoot> i love wannabe detectives on irc
42:50 <Bandicoot> such as Pieter
42:56 <Bandicoot> holds on to everything I type in main
43:05 <SeZz> what a wank job
43:15 <Bandicoot> lol
43:22 <kibblz> COSMAaaa
43:25 <SeZz> hate people like that
43:27 <kibblz> http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v22940/1750/104/n672561331_7907.jpg
43:29 <Bandicoot> I know alot about you. i have 15 bots in 15 channels watching you.
43:48 <kibblz> hate ppl like who
43:49 <kibblz> sez
43:52 <SeZz> zomg i know bout u some skank whore told me things zomg it must be troooooo omg like i know yew
43:52 <kibblz> that faggot jason?
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44:08 <SeZz> kibblz
44:12 <SeZz> i have a crush on you
44:24 <kibblz> ?
44:32 <Bandicoot> dont listen to her, shes drunk
44:38 <kibblz> yeah anyway
44:40 <SeZz> lies n slanderous propagnda
44:45 <kibblz> that invalid guy i know him
44:45 <SeZz> propaganda
44:46 <SeZz> ffs
44:51 <kibblz> hes a retard.
44:53 <kibblz> like melguy25.
44:54 <SeZz> no shit
44:59 <Bandicoot> is that his pic?
44:59 <SeZz> jason its pathetic
45:00 <kibblz> from perth
45:05 <kibblz> oh you know him.
45:06 <PandasDontDrive> propaghandi!
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45:07 <reco> HAHAHAH SeZz!
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45:13 <PandasDontDrive> HAHAHA
45:13 <reco> U JUST GOT OTEGA'd
45:14 <Jeffy> gotta love SeZz
45:17 <Jeffy> she tells it hows it is
45:17 <reco> ORTEGA'D
45:25 <PandasDontDrive> you just got omega'd
45:27 <SeZz> u just got told ur a fuckwit reco
45:30 <kibblz> LOL
45:33 <reco> no i didnt?
45:37 <SeZz> u did
45:39 <SeZz> just now
45:40 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Jeffy
45:43 <SeZz> and adrian be nice pless
45:43 <Bandicoot> lol
45:52 Kick: reco was kicked by Jeffy (you just got kicked :))
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45:54 <SeZz> JOSH
45:58 <kibblz> thats my kick msg.
46:08 <kibblz> oh nah mine is "
46:10 <kibblz> i just kicked you
46:12 <SeZz> i need to extract urine from my urethra
46:14 <SeZz> brb
46:14 <PandasDontDrive> i am
46:30 <kibblz> http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v22944/108/59/n537855563_1429.jpg
46:33 <kibblz> thats me
46:58 <kibblz> im not makin a face btw,. thats just how it always is
47:28 <SeZz> thast not u
47:29 <PandasDontDrive> whoever that is, is fuck ugly
47:40 <PandasDontDrive> i had two sandwiches
47:44 <PandasDontDrive> i couldnt help myself
47:55 <SeZz> no kiss
47:58 <SeZz> Jeffy
48:00 <SeZz> why do u hate me
48:01 <kibblz> OID Number: 	211514
48:02 <kibblz> Name: 	JASON ORTEGA
48:08 <kibblz> Current Status: 	Supervised Release
48:09 <kibblz> Location: 	Dodge County
48:16 <SeZz> jason lives in rockingham
48:32 <kibblz> 12 mariano court
48:32 <kibblz> ?
48:35 <kibblz> LUL
48:41 <SeZz> i dont know
48:44 <SeZz> probably
48:50 <jerry> losers
48:53 <SeZz> or is that pollocj
48:56 <SeZz> pollock
48:57 <kibblz> i use to live with him.
48:59 <kibblz> and his brothers
49:02 <SeZz> you did?
49:04 <SeZz> poor u
49:05 <kibblz> and pollock lived across the road
49:10 <kibblz> no lies
49:11 <SeZz> awesome
49:14 <SeZz> did u have like
49:15 <kibblz> yeah fuck up
49:16 <SeZz> irc parties
49:27 <SeZz> with cat food
49:33 <kibblz> [3:25:39 am] <ko\dak> Fuck off dickhead. [3:25:51 am] <ko\dak> You threaten to kill my cat again and i'll kill you. [3:26:01 am] <ko\dak> Understand ?
49:39 <SeZz> lmao
49:42 <SeZz> i love pollock
49:51 <kibblz> understand?
49:52 <reco> i do not understand.
49:58 <SeZz> adrian
50:02 <+Jeffy> SeZz: i dont hate you?
50:12 <SeZz> i appologise Jeffy
50:14 <SeZz> i thought u did
50:19 <+Jeffy> lol no.
50:31 <+Jeffy> i just gave you props for telling it like it is
50:35 <reco> ?
50:36 <SeZz> ohh ok
50:43 <SeZz> i dont know reco i like sayin ur name
50:48 <reco> why u say my name for u bung eyed slut
51:01 <reco> wanna meet up for a root?
51:06 <SeZz> no thanks
51:10 <SeZz> but dont pick on my bung eye
51:13 <SeZz> that hurts :(
51:20 <reco> ill poke your other eye out with my dick
51:25 <reco> then you have two bung eyes
51:26 <SeZz> sexy
51:35 <reco> hats if you wasnt fat and ugly
51:38 <reco> so i guiess u miss out
51:39 <+Jeffy> lol wtf
51:47 <SeZz> im fat n uglyyus
51:48 <SeZz> :(
51:50 <SeZz> that hurts
51:50 <PandasDontDrive> lick my nuts
51:52 <PandasDontDrive> nutlickers
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52:00 <PandasDontDrive> i haet yuo al l
52:04 <reco> PandasDontDrive he's a paedophile.
52:35 <SeZz> no he isnt!
52:51 <+Jeffy> there is nothign wrong if the girl has the poky belly
52:52 <+Jeffy> its cute
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53:20 <SeZz> i have a cute belly
53:22 <SeZz> wanna poke it
53:25 <jerry> no
53:29 <+Jeffy> *poke*
53:35 <SeZz> jerry
53:39 <SeZz> no one pushed ur button
53:45 <+Jeffy> lol
53:46 <SeZz> get back in ur hole
53:52 <+Jeffy> push the button, push the button
53:56 <+Jeffy> now that song will get stuck in my head
53:57 <jerry> jerry hello
54:30 <SeZz> jerry jerry jerry
54:53 <+Jeffy> jerry: show me the monehy
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56:46 <kibblz> faggots.
57:36 <pervert> im a rapper
57:45 <kibblz> rapist
57:53 <pervert> lol wot
57:54 <bidd> congratulations
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58:16 <+Jeffy> A WOMAN accused of setting her husband's penis on fire appeared in court today charged with murder.
58:25 <pervert> sounds like a good chick
58:48 <bidd> hmmm
58:55 <bidd> real horny one
59:05 <bidd> the husband couldnt withstand the heat
59:17 <bidd> it was meant to put on fire and put inside
59:19 <bidd> :P
00:45 <SeZz> LOL JEFFY
01:37 <kibblz> whos got
01:39 <kibblz> sezz msn
01:46 <+Jeffy> lol
01:53 <+Jeffy> kibblz wants to stalk
01:54 <+Jeffy> :P
01:55 <bidd> <-
02:05 <SeZz> no one here
02:06 <SeZz> sorry
02:11 <bidd> i even know the password
02:17 <SeZz> offt
02:20 <SeZz> asif
02:32 <bidd> shall i reveal it?
02:37 <bidd> :P
02:41 <bidd> think SeZz
02:46 <bidd> you might know me
02:51 <SeZz> but i dont
03:13 <bidd> its.. ...
03:16 <bidd> ********
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03:41 <SeZz> i think
03:44 <SeZz> ur funny
04:00 <+Jeffy> bidd: not funny
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04:21 <SeZz> u know whats not funny
04:26 <SeZz> i jst rang out of coke
04:44 <+Jeffy> lol
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05:39 <Bandicoot> now your teeth can stop rotting
05:44 <Bandicoot> that stuff is so bad
06:00 <+Jeffy> so are you
06:03 <+Jeffy> but that doesnt stop you
06:06 <SeZz> they wont rot
06:10 <Bandicoot> theres no bad in me
06:11 <SeZz> if i brsh my teefgs
06:14 <SeZz> teefs
06:16 <+Jeffy> lol teefs
06:46 <Bandicoot> i know a guy that drank 3ltr of coke a day
06:52 <Bandicoot> and he brushes twice daily
06:55 <Bandicoot> and his teeth fell out
07:03 <bidd> at a time?
07:06 <bidd> :O
07:08 <+Jeffy> and you neglected to mention he was a crack addict
07:09 <+Jeffy> but okay
07:13 <bidd> is it a container or what?
07:24 <Bandicoot> he drank 3 1ltr's
07:27 <Bandicoot> everyday
07:32 <Bandicoot> 1ltr for breakfast
07:39 <Bandicoot> lunch and then afternoon
07:46 <bidd> wonder how many times did he pee!
07:51 <Bandicoot> i didnt count
10:09 <bidd> am getting bored
10:12 <bidd> am outta here
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10:49 <kibblz> hey sarah you pig
10:59 <kibblz> give me your msn so i can verbally abuse you
11:55 <Bandicoot> more like so you can physically abuse yourself
12:47 <kibblz> stay out of this Bandicoot
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13:13 <+Jeffy> oh my god
13:16 <+Jeffy> fap over some porn
13:17 <+Jeffy> or something
13:18 <+Jeffy> lol
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13:54 Kick: not_paul_banks was kicked by ChanOP (This is not a troll channel, learn that and the rules and I will remove the ban)
14:03 <SeZz> huhuhu
14:06 <SeZz> poor paul banks
14:09 <kibblz> unban paul banks
14:14 <kibblz> i think hes had enough.
14:49 <kibblz> how can hey obey rules if hes not even in here to try
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17:16 <kibblz> fuckin sezz and her dumb script
17:49 <+Jeffy> kibblz: he was given the link on the ban
17:58 <+Jeffy> and hasnt told us he read/understood/even clicked the link
18:00 <+Jeffy> so unti he does
18:30 <kibblz> oh come on
18:33 <kibblz> ease up
18:36 <+Jeffy> nup.
18:43 <+Jeffy> dont like it, noteop longie
18:49 <+Jeffy> dont like his answer, /part #melbourne
18:50 <+Jeffy> :)
18:50 <kibblz> he cant be as bad as half the ppl here.
18:56 <kibblz> hes amusing
19:02 <kibblz> hey fuck you
19:04 <kibblz> dont get smart
19:08 <kibblz> just cause ur op
19:21 <pervert> lets suck cock
19:29 <+Jeffy> does that give you the right to be abusive?
19:33 <+Jeffy> it doesn't now does it?
19:49 <kibblz> lol
19:52 <kibblz> look up abuse man
20:04 <kibblz> abuse is constant
20:17 <kibblz> its an on goin violence.
20:24 <kibblz> thats what abuse is.
20:28 <kibblz> not saying fuck you
20:28 <Bandicoot> melbourne ops are highly regarded people within the city
20:39 <+Jeffy> For clarity and to help you LEARN, saying "dont be smart" then telling me to "fuck you"
20:40 <Bandicoot> if you mention you are melb op you get 15% discount at maccas
20:42 <+Jeffy> isnt being smart?
20:42 <+Jeffy> is being smart?
20:51 <+Jeffy> or is being a general douche?
21:20 <kibblz> jeffy relax pal
21:22 <kibblz> its just a chat room.
21:24 <kibblz> :)
21:38 <+Jeffy> Don't tell me to relax after I just told you to swallow your own advice.
22:15 <SeZz> my script is fine
23:02 <grrgts> stop taking this place so seriously
23:06 <grrgts> its a fucking chat room
24:58 <kibblz> no shit
25:06 <Bandicoot> it's a way of life, man
25:07 <kibblz> theres some real advice for ya jeff
25:27 <Bandicoot> there is a council
25:30 <Bandicoot> and a high council
25:48 <Bandicoot> you cant possibly go against the high council
26:32 <Bandicoot> you know irc is a representation of how people would act in RL if they had any power
26:45 <Bandicoot> you give a guy some authority and it turns him into a cockblower
26:52 <Bandicoot> thats just the way it works
26:55 <Bandicoot> generally
27:14 <Bandicoot> and giving girls power is just stupidity
29:38 <PandasDontDrive> i eat children
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29:59 <hash> any moes
30:06 <hash> arc
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31:06 <cuz> is district 9 good anyone?
31:11 <pervert> ey cuz
31:16 <hash> its okay
31:19 <cuz> sup cuz
31:24 <hash> as long as you have subs
31:32 <hash> have you seen it yet?
31:47 <cuz> no i have it on dvd
32:08 <hash> well you see the main character gets sprayed with some black shit and turns into an alien, at the end the alien ship leaves so their must be a sequel
32:18 <hash> \o/ - to me for spoiler
32:38 <cuz> sounds shit
32:52 <hash> it has good effects
33:27 <jerry> jerry hello
33:27 <cuz> i will smoke up and watch
33:37 <hash> jerry
33:45 <hash> what are you smoking
33:53 <jerry> JERRY HELLO
34:17 <cuz> hydro
34:26 <hash> what is hydro
34:59 <cuz> buds
35:06 <hash> excuse me?
35:28 <cuz> what?
35:37 <hash> i am your buddy?
35:39 <jerry> jerry
35:51 <cuz> no cause ur stupid
36:20 <hash> what did i do wrong
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37:00 <cuz> wrong do i did wat
37:27 <jerry> you're getting reverse-trolled hash
37:28 <jerry> you fucking failure
37:44 <hash> this is very bad for me :<
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38:31 <pervert> hey jerry, fuck up
38:36 <jerry> k
38:47 <cuz> trolling is childs play
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39:36 <cuz> jerry jerry jerry jerry
39:41 <jerry> jerry
39:43 <jerry> hello jerry
40:33 <PandasDontDrive> bobby lee!!!
40:41 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k3iGNXZKzw
40:45 <PandasDontDrive> hello bobby lee!
41:12 <cuz> from madtv?
41:20 <jerry> not this again BlackDevil
42:23 <BlackDevil> not from madtv
42:34 <BlackDevil> thats real
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44:43 <grrgts> that language sounds so stupid
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46:25 Nick: ShadowLurker is now known as Sh[a]dowLurker
46:39 <BlackDevil> sounds like my burritttttooooooooo, my taquitttttttttooooooooooo
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48:42 Nick: Sh[a]dowLurker is now known as ShadowLurker
48:48 Nick: SeZz is now known as S[a]hBear
48:53 * S[a]hBear is AFK, on another planet �I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n�
49:03 <grrgts> his cheeks squish his face, lol
49:19 Nick: ShadowLurker is now known as Sh[a]dowLurker
49:48 <grrgts> and those girls his dancing with are sluts
50:01 <grrgts> this is how pedophiles are created
55:50 <Bandicoot> a ve commo for 12k
55:53 <Bandicoot> thats cheap eh
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56:39 <ASIO> Hi pricks
56:54 <Bandicoot> hi assface
57:24 <ASIO> whats your fucking point Bandicoot
57:33 <Bandicoot> the tip of my penis
57:38 <ASIO> fucking walking condom ad
57:46 Nick: Sh[a]dowLurker is now known as ShadowLurker
58:00 <ASIO> FUCK YOU Bandicoot
58:20 <ASIO> man chink red wibne dont agree with my attitude
58:21 Nick: ShadowLurker is now known as Sh[a]dowLurker
59:09 <Bandicoot> little fella wanna go ay?
59:19 * Bandicoot feeds ASIO
59:23 <Bandicoot> i feed ya brah
59:46 <ASIO> Bandicoot come to china and THEN i'll kick your ass
59:54 <ASIO> I fucking live here
59:59 <ASIO> YEs I am a troll
00:13 <ASIO> but a drunk asshole one
00:15 <Bandicoot> your randomness isn't trolly at all
00:31 <ASIO> Bandicoot cause Im fucking drunk
00:32 <Bandicoot> i have met teen trolls better than you
00:45 <ASIO> I've done some good shit with dead cats be4
00:51 <Bandicoot> i was trolling better in grade 3 on the Macs
00:57 <ASIO> Bandicoot you aint gonna bait me
01:03 <ASIO> pfuck you\
01:08 <Bandicoot> what have u done with dead cats
01:09 <ASIO> asshole
01:21 <ASIO> cant tell u or I'll get banned
01:31 <ASIO> I like to do BAD things
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01:35 <Bandicoot> do you kill cats?
01:56 <ASIO> pm me for the details outherwisw fuck off and shut up fucknut
01:57 <Bandicoot> oh you are a bad boy
02:14 <hash> gangsta
02:35 <ASIO> hash you know me
02:45 <ASIO> Gangbangstar
02:46 <hash> no
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02:58 * ASIO un-zips
03:09 * ASIO flops it out
03:20 * ASIO says GO FOR IT
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04:47 <hash> i cant see anything
04:51 <Bandicoot> ASIO why do you kill cats slowly?
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05:18 <hash> he doesnt
05:21 <hash> he is a troll
05:27 <ASIO> yer Bandicoot I dont
05:30 <hash> just not very good
05:31 <ASIO> ;)
05:33 <Bandicoot> i bet he cant even fillet a fish
05:42 <VenGeancE> hi rapists
05:46 <Bandicoot> lucky ASIO
05:51 <Bandicoot> you are very lucky you said that
06:00 <ASIO> hi VenGeancE
06:02 <VenGeancE> sowwy
06:10 <VenGeancE> i said what i felt
06:16 <VenGeancE> sowwy again
06:33 <Bandicoot> there was a guy on here posting pics of dead cats
06:36 <Bandicoot> was that you?
07:01 <VenGeancE> Bandicoot would you marry me?
07:18 <Bandicoot> are you rich?
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07:24 <VenGeancE> nope
07:41 <VenGeancE> i can cook
07:52 Nick: ASIO is now known as You
08:12 <Bandicoot> you are a peasant VenGeancE
08:16 * You know me
08:47 <Bandicoot> i wanna go fishin brah
08:52 <VenGeancE> I like you a lot lately
09:26 <You> everyone like me
09:34 <Bandicoot> You wanna go shark fishin?
09:40 <You> hehe
09:46 <Bandicoot> I'll use u as the bait since you like to bait others
09:49 <You> been there with a choped up ddue
09:56 <PandasDontDrive> 24
09:59 <PandasDontDrive> with Bobby Lee
10:01 <You> lolz
10:03 <Bandicoot> "Do you want to play a game?"
10:10 <You> Bandicoot yes I do
10:24 <You> I have killed more ppl then Chopper mate
10:34 <You> he clames 17
10:38 <You> I have 19
10:40 <You> so fuck you
10:52 <VenGeancE> i wanna go anchovis fishing
11:07 <Bandicoot> For years you have tormented kittens with your brutal acts of inhumanity, now... the tables have turned
11:30 <SIYAH> chopper is a big bullsit artist
11:40 <You> <--- Is almost pissing himself lol'ing at this tool
11:56 <You> SIYAH he has more dosh then you
12:00 <Bandicoot> chopper was convicted on 2 murders i believe
12:01 <You> :P
12:12 <You> Bandicoot Never ONE
12:15 <SIYAH> chopper was never convicted f any murder
12:23 <VenGeancE> i am rasing my kitty, she meows me every morn
12:24 <Bandicoot> thats not possible
12:37 <SIYAH> although he shot a turk..there no evidence on that
12:40 <Bandicoot> well "self defence"
12:43 <SIYAH> was none
12:49 <VenGeancE> today i gave her meal instead of its mum
13:02 <Bandicoot> he bashed women
13:06 <Bandicoot> and paid hookers
13:26 <SIYAH> chopper is a wanker
13:28 <VenGeancE> yep and i go jail for his crimes :/
13:36 <Bandicoot> what about nevel bartos
14:02 <VenGeancE> if you can give it i can take it
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14:09 <Bandicoot> i reckon chopper lied about his ear incident
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14:14 <Bandicoot> you know what really happened?
14:17 <ASIO> back
14:22 <SIYAH> chopper was a loner that grew up in thomastown and was bashed by the wogs on a daily basis
14:26 <ASIO> thanks for bumbing me offline
14:27 <Bandicoot> He went to the snow for a holiday, and he forgot to pack ear warmers
14:29 <Bandicoot> and got frostbite
14:34 <ASIO> protection on now asshole
14:37 <Bandicoot> so they had to amputate the tip of his ears
15:20 <Bandicoot> have you watched the Wild Colonial Psychos dvd?
15:22 <Bandicoot> with jacko
15:25 <Bandicoot> and choppah
15:34 <SIYAH> he didnt cut his ears..thats a lie..the wogs in prison did it to teach him a lesson..it was punishment.
15:40 <Bandicoot> lol
15:43 <SIYAH> he's a good showman
16:02 <ASIO> dam dagos
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16:16 <Bandicoot> glad i didnt grow up in sydney
16:21 <Bandicoot> sounds like a fucked place
16:27 <pervert> lol
17:24 <Bandicoot> the prisons here are worse than in indonesia and bali apparently
18:27 <SIYAH> the prisons in australia are a holiday
18:50 <SIYAH> u watch 2 much tv
19:52 <Bandicoot> really?
20:12 <Bandicoot> thats why female prison guards got raped 6 times at one prison
20:28 <Bandicoot> dragged into a closet and raped at knife point
20:49 <Bandicoot> ya messin with brahs ya gonna get fed brah
20:59 <SIYAH> loll
21:25 <SIYAH> mate if u think aussie prisons are anything but a holiday..something is definately wrong with ya
21:31 <SIYAH> :)
21:41 <SIYAH> u obviously havent seen prisons
22:12 <PandasDontDrive> let's touch penises
22:20 <PandasDontDrive> dibs on the baboon!
22:39 <Bandicoot> have u been in prison SIYAH
22:49 <Bandicoot> you think you are some ex inmate?
22:52 <Bandicoot> hard as nails mate
22:56 <Bandicoot> ruff as guttz mate
22:59 <SIYAH> yea i been to portphillip in 2002
23:04 <Bandicoot> what for?
23:16 <SIYAH> GBH
23:19 <Bandicoot> lol
23:27 <Bandicoot> scumbag
23:44 <SIYAH> or ICSR
23:50 <SIYAH> whatever u wanna call it
23:53 <Bandicoot> did you get fucked up the arse?
24:02 <PandasDontDrive> wtf is gbh
24:05 <SIYAH> no i told ya its a holiday
24:06 <PandasDontDrive> or icsr
24:10 <Bandicoot> ampht
24:15 <PandasDontDrive> anz
24:20 <PandasDontDrive> ING
24:24 <Bandicoot> cant say, its BANNABLE
24:25 <SIYAH> inte..causing srious..injury
24:33 <PandasDontDrive> pff
24:37 <Bandicoot> did u bash a cop?
24:41 <pervert> shut your fucking whore mouth and make me a sandwich
24:42 <PandasDontDrive> ive never been to prison for that
24:45 <PandasDontDrive> and i bashed two cops
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24:48 <Bandicoot> ive been to prison
24:49 <PandasDontDrive> suck shit
24:55 <SIYAH> no it was a alchohol fueled violence thing
24:56 <Bandicoot> 8 yrs
25:03 <PandasDontDrive> i love alcohol
25:10 <PandasDontDrive> almost as much as i love alcohol
25:20 <Bandicoot> @ beechworth
25:41 <Bandicoot> I took down an entire swat team
25:44 <Bandicoot> with my bare hands
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25:54 <PandasDontDrive> cool
25:55 <SIYAH> i also have been in prison overseas..and theres a big faking difference
26:03 <Bandicoot> then I scaled up a wall
26:04 <SIYAH> in turkey.
26:10 <Bandicoot> jumped onto the helicopter
26:13 <Bandicoot> and brang that down too
26:18 <PandasDontDrive> i committed my first murder when i was a sperm
26:22 <SIYAH> loll
26:23 <Bandicoot> yeah
26:24 <PandasDontDrive> they got.. in.. my.. way.
26:30 <Bandicoot> i killed off millions of sperm
26:33 <Bandicoot> to get where i am today
26:39 <PandasDontDrive> *nods*
26:42 <Bandicoot> and every few days
26:47 <Bandicoot> i kill a few more million
26:47 <PandasDontDrive> i re-enact it daily
26:50 <Bandicoot> lol
26:52 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
26:53 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
26:56 <PandasDontDrive> hahahah
27:15 <Bandicoot> i sometimes think
27:25 <Bandicoot> what my sperm could have been, they might of been actors
27:35 <Bandicoot> or doctors
27:41 <PandasDontDrive> they act good dead.
27:43 <Bandicoot> maybe they would have been little gangsters
27:49 <Bandicoot> do you ever wonder that?
27:57 <Bandicoot> if each of them could have a life
27:59 <PandasDontDrive> no, not really
28:03 <Bandicoot> then i cry
28:05 <PandasDontDrive> too many to think about
28:08 <Bandicoot> and i punch myself in the face
28:13 <PandasDontDrive> i felt bad once
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28:17 <PandasDontDrive> but it was so fun
28:23 <Bandicoot> bad for what
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28:31 <PandasDontDrive> spermicide
28:32 <Bandicoot> killing millions of potential beings?
28:45 <PandasDontDrive> im doing them a favour
28:49 <Bandicoot> masturbating is like mass-abortion
28:55 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
29:06 <PandasDontDrive> at least we have the BALLS
29:08 <PandasDontDrive> to do it.
29:15 <Bandicoot> well my argument is
29:17 <PandasDontDrive> feel guilt? i think not.
29:23 <Bandicoot> the tap would overflow in your sleep anyway
29:27 <Bandicoot> so its really ok to spank
29:30 <PandasDontDrive> lol
29:42 <PandasDontDrive> at least you dont have to chew your arm off in the morning
29:42 <Bandicoot> i dont want my kids leaking all over my bedsheets
29:45 <Bandicoot> and crusting up
29:56 <PandasDontDrive> or hope she doesnt notice you slip out of bed to go have a smoke and watch tv
30:17 <Bandicoot> who is she
31:08 <PandasDontDrive> she does not exist
31:15 <Bandicoot> you mean a wife?
31:17 <PandasDontDrive> i wank, therefore i dont need a woman!
31:24 <Bandicoot> i'd roll her over in the morning
31:32 <Bandicoot> slide my cock in her
31:40 <PandasDontDrive> lol@ cheech "those korean eyes are watertight"
31:41 <Bandicoot> tell her to clean herself and cook me breakfast
31:46 <PandasDontDrive> lol
32:04 <PandasDontDrive> outback today one of my friends says how she wont let a guy go down on her
32:13 <PandasDontDrive> and said somethin about unless she knows hes clean
32:25 <PandasDontDrive> so i say thats usually the guys arguement that the girl has to be clean
32:27 <Bandicoot> so u gotta get an aids test?
32:36 <PandasDontDrive> and i go rule number one ya dont go down on a chick on her period
32:47 <Bandicoot> yeah she'd have more nasties hiding inside that pouch of hers
32:48 <PandasDontDrive> then my other friend goes "ive had guys go down on me with my period"
33:01 <Bandicoot> filthy
33:03 <PandasDontDrive> so we look at her and she says "you cant tell if you have a shower first"
33:08 <PandasDontDrive> filthy yes but shes so fucken hot
33:14 <Bandicoot> man
33:23 <Bandicoot> no amount of hotness can compensate for a chick on her rags
33:34 <PandasDontDrive> she was probably shit stirring
33:36 <PandasDontDrive> she does that
33:45 <Bandicoot> when i walk past chicks i can smell the raggy scent
33:46 <Django> one thing worse than a chick on her rags
34:00 <Django> doggying a bitch, only to find she doesnt wipe properly
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34:07 <Django> getting a wif of her scat
34:09 <Bandicoot> shitcock
34:10 <PandasDontDrive> she can bounce home on her badonkadonk
34:21 <Bandicoot> i dont bang the ass
34:30 <Bandicoot> thats kind of like a restricted area
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34:37 <Django> lol
34:41 <PandasDontDrive> thats why doggy scares me
34:46 <PandasDontDrive> vagina scares me
34:58 <Bandicoot> if a chick is that loose you gotta poke the anus
35:00 <Bandicoot> you move on
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> im always anxious to find out what the vadge looks like n smells like
35:01 <PandasDontDrive> :/
35:15 <Bandicoot> if you get with a chick and her labia is all stretched do you flee or fuck?
35:50 <Django> vadge with a yeast infection smells and tastes a lot like generic lager
35:51 <Bandicoot> i judge women based on their labia
36:04 <Bandicoot> if its all shaggy n shit you know shes a bad slut
36:13 <PandasDontDrive> outerlips
36:14 <PandasDontDrive> lol
36:17 <Bandicoot> you wouldnt put your mouth on that
36:19 <PandasDontDrive> meatcurtains
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37:03 <Bandicoot> prob the most disgusting thing
37:17 <PandasDontDrive> look
37:21 <PandasDontDrive> vaginas disgust me ok
37:32 <PandasDontDrive> i dont know why my fool of a penis falls for the trick every time.
37:44 <Bandicoot> it would be right up there with 1) yeast aroma 2) anal discharge 3) pulverised labia
37:55 <PandasDontDrive> what the fuck does he find so attractive about an axe wound and a hole between a girls legs
38:33 <Bandicoot> its not so much that
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38:58 <PandasDontDrive> i dont understand why im attracted to the female form
38:59 <Bandicoot> if the chick is a fox its more about the rest of her
39:01 <PandasDontDrive> the face i get
39:11 <Bandicoot> the body
39:13 <Bandicoot> the skin
39:20 <PandasDontDrive> i love wearing the pretty face of some girl ive just slayen
39:21 <Bandicoot> the warmth of her pouch
39:23 <Django> sounds like someones coming out of the closet
39:25 <Bandicoot> her hair
39:33 <Bandicoot> her sounds
39:43 <Bandicoot> her penis
39:54 <PandasDontDrive> the clit is like a tiny penis you know
40:06 <PandasDontDrive> it swells up like 3cms
40:20 <PandasDontDrive> when you're licking clit you're really licking a tiny inner-penis
40:21 <Bandicoot> you gotta curl your penis to get it hard
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40:58 <Bandicoot> yea its pretty bad to suck her clit
41:19 <PandasDontDrive> I'm really not interested in the woman and her needs
41:19 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
41:31 <PandasDontDrive> It's one thing i have in common with patrick bateman
41:41 <Bandicoot> some guys go crazy over the pussy, touching it, tasting it like its a 3 course meal
41:45 <PandasDontDrive> infact i couldnt give two shits about her welfare
41:59 <Bandicoot> this one guy i work with
42:07 <PandasDontDrive> if she died in her sleep next to me and i noticed id just push her out of the bed and onto the floor
42:08 <Bandicoot> he told me when he had a moustash he got with this chick
42:14 <Bandicoot> and her puss was rank
42:24 <Bandicoot> and he washed his mo and for 3 weeks later he could still smell it
42:26 <Bandicoot> so he had to shave it off
42:37 <PandasDontDrive> hes a faggot for having a moustache
42:40 <Bandicoot> haha
42:44 <PandasDontDrive> lol
43:00 <Bandicoot> hes a man whore
43:02 <PandasDontDrive> ok ok i fingered my gf in the car with my mate driving and had stink finger
43:12 <Bandicoot> hes 40, tells chicks his 30
43:19 <PandasDontDrive> almost made him crash into a stoby pole when i shoved my finger under his nose and he smelt it
43:46 <PandasDontDrive> 4:13 here
43:50 <PandasDontDrive> smoko
43:51 <Bandicoot> wtf
43:59 <Bandicoot> you trying to tempt your mate into fucking you gf?
44:15 <Bandicoot> "here bro, she smell good u wanna nail her?"
45:03 <PandasDontDrive> she was on her period
45:09 <PandasDontDrive> i did it for a laugh
45:29 <Bandicoot> thats grotty
45:35 <PandasDontDrive> one of my mates yrs later fucked her on my bed next to me while i fucked her best friend
45:51 <Bandicoot> was she still ur gf?
45:53 <Bandicoot> at the time
45:55 <PandasDontDrive> man her friend looked zactly like katie holmes
45:56 <PandasDontDrive> nah man x
46:20 <Bandicoot> thats rough man
46:28 <PandasDontDrive> y?
46:44 <Bandicoot> i dunno
46:47 <PandasDontDrive> lol
46:52 <Bandicoot> i couldnt watch a mate fuck my ex
46:59 <PandasDontDrive> sif
47:03 <PandasDontDrive> was fun
47:21 <PandasDontDrive> we did a chick once
47:35 <PandasDontDrive> she went skiing haha
47:42 <PandasDontDrive> then when i was fisting her right
47:48 <PandasDontDrive> i noticed blood up my arm
47:52 <PandasDontDrive> oh fk im goin for a cig
47:53 <Django> manslutes
47:53 <Bandicoot> the fuck
48:05 <Bandicoot> pandas is messed up
48:21 <Django> you're just realising this now?
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48:57 <Bandicoot> his level of fucked up ness is increasing by the minute
49:19 <PandasDontDrive> lol
49:31 <PandasDontDrive> you guys must be prudes
49:35 <Bandicoot> fisting, ex-3-somes, rag-fingering
49:39 <Django> no
49:43 <PandasDontDrive> ex 3 some?
49:48 <PandasDontDrive> i said he fucked her
49:52 <PandasDontDrive> while i fucked her best friend
50:07 <Bandicoot> your whole crew
50:08 <PandasDontDrive> we only 3somed one chick, the one i fisted
50:10 <PandasDontDrive> lol
50:11 <Bandicoot> something wrong with y'all
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50:23 <Bandicoot> like a sex cult
50:25 <Bandicoot> or something
50:30 <VenGeancE> yay
50:31 <PandasDontDrive> not as bad as the time i fucked another x girlfriends best friend with 2 other mates
50:37 <Bandicoot> here you fuck her, ill fuck your mate, then your mate will fist me
50:48 <Bandicoot> yea see
50:49 <VenGeancE> 34 new file installed
50:51 <Bandicoot> that aint cool
50:59 <Bandicoot> thats like touching dick with your mates
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51:07 <PandasDontDrive> lol
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51:18 <PandasDontDrive> ever orgied?
51:19 <ASIO> Bandicoot Im still here fucker
51:22 <Bandicoot> ur ex gf sounds like a slutta
51:27 <Bandicoot> with a bunch of slutta mates
51:29 <PandasDontDrive> no
51:34 <PandasDontDrive> i make them sluts.
51:36 <Bandicoot> hoebags
51:38 <PandasDontDrive> because i have no morals
51:44 <bee_hornet> hope this is boys time i call it 'the grave yard shift'
51:52 <Bandicoot> yea pandas
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52:14 <Bandicoot> you wont ever be able to marry
52:19 <PandasDontDrive> nope
52:22 <Bandicoot> it will end in chaos everytime
52:26 <PandasDontDrive> yep
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52:33 <bee_hornet> josh go to bed, you are not in perth
52:36 <PandasDontDrive> i tried engagement
52:40 <PandasDontDrive> didnt work
53:08 <Bandicoot> eventually you will fuck yourself
53:12 <bee_hornet> hope llyton beats federar
53:13 <PandasDontDrive> i do have morals
53:16 <PandasDontDrive> lol
53:19 <Bandicoot> nah
53:21 <PandasDontDrive> you're just a prude
53:24 <Bandicoot> i can see you 20yrs from now
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53:27 <PandasDontDrive> because you wont have a 4some
53:32 <PandasDontDrive> wtf is your problem
53:35 <Bandicoot> its not about that
53:56 <Bandicoot> its more the reasoning behind why you'd even consider that in the first place
54:05 <PandasDontDrive> what's the reasoning?
54:09 <Django> i was a spoilt only child, never had to share my toys and im not about to start now
54:12 <PandasDontDrive> you have no idea
54:17 <bee_hornet> i have ralph diseases
54:29 <Bandicoot> did you ever have sexual experience when u were real young?
54:41 <PandasDontDrive> define sexual
54:45 <Bandicoot> or were exposed to sexual things
54:50 <Bandicoot> pornos or such
54:51 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
54:51 <bee_hornet> yes, when my had wasnt removed
54:54 <PandasDontDrive> no
54:56 <bee_hornet> head
54:58 <PandasDontDrive> jesus
55:10 <Bandicoot> well
55:15 <PandasDontDrive> though I did lose my virginity at 13 to a 21 yr old greek chick
55:16 <Bandicoot> the reason for most ppl in your situation
55:22 <Django> touched by his p.e teacher
55:23 <PandasDontDrive> she said i had a big dick for a 17 yr old
55:25 <Bandicoot> is that they have been traumatised by something early on
55:32 <PandasDontDrive> my situation?
55:38 <Bandicoot> and they act out sexually as a result
55:42 <PandasDontDrive> haha
55:51 <bee_hornet> touched by elder cousin
55:54 <PandasDontDrive> i think you're over stepping the boundary here Bandicoot
55:59 <Bandicoot> yea
56:02 <PandasDontDrive> your insinuation is insulting
56:03 <Bandicoot> greek chicks will fuck anything
56:21 <PandasDontDrive> ooh aah Ive had a few awesome sexual escapades
56:27 <PandasDontDrive> go judge somebody else
56:28 <Bandicoot> anything happen to you before 13?
56:33 <Bandicoot> i bet it did
56:34 <PandasDontDrive> fuck off dude
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56:43 <Bandicoot> why so defensive?
56:44 <Bandicoot> lol
56:53 <PandasDontDrive> because you're purposely being a wanker
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56:56 <Bandicoot> no
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes..
57:05 <Bandicoot> you see nothing wrong with what you've been doing
57:12 <PandasDontDrive> what have i been doing?
57:15 <Bandicoot> and I'm getting into the finer details of why there is something wrong
57:20 <PandasDontDrive> lol
57:21 <Bandicoot> not nescessarily what you've done
57:23 <bee_hornet> http://farm1.static.flickr.com/116/288447558_6652508850.jpg
57:24 <PandasDontDrive> something wrong with what?
57:27 <Bandicoot> but what others may have done to you
57:34 <PandasDontDrive> others?
57:40 <Django> no different from what Dr Phil does
57:48 <Bandicoot> something happen to you before 13
57:49 <PandasDontDrive> you're about to step a thin line homie
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57:54 <Bandicoot> something sexual
58:01 <Bandicoot> either exposed to something
58:06 <Bandicoot> or were involved in some way
58:11 <PandasDontDrive> you know this is harrassment?
58:12 <bee_hornet> your satisfaction is my pleasure
58:16 <Django> lol
58:21 <PandasDontDrive> and you know what you're doing
58:23 <Bandicoot> you wont even answer it, so its beginning to sound like something did
58:34 <Bandicoot> hence your defensiveness
58:36 <Bandicoot> :)
58:36 <PandasDontDrive> im not going to get annoyed
58:44 <PandasDontDrive> at your trying to get a rise from me
58:48 <Bandicoot> im not dude
58:58 <Bandicoot> im not trolling at all
59:03 <PandasDontDrive> yes you are.
59:13 <PandasDontDrive> i dont need this at 4 30am
59:16 <Bandicoot> you dont understand why people do certain things
59:18 <Bandicoot> i do
59:22 <PandasDontDrive> oh i dont?
59:27 <Bandicoot> no
59:30 <PandasDontDrive> you're mister world experience arent you
59:32 <Bandicoot> because you cant even recall prior to 13
59:33 <Django> pandas acts like he's wants to be a serial killer, is all sociopathic and gets epicly butthurt over shit stirring on irc
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59:41 <bee_hornet> women stick togather mens dont
59:48 <Bandicoot> yea well i aint even stirring
59:51 <PandasDontDrive> have you ever taken a step back, looked in the mirror and seen the faggot staring back at you
59:55 <Bandicoot> im being professional
00:02 <Bandicoot> and asking him what happen prior to 13
00:06 <bee_hornet> Leon
00:08 <PandasDontDrive> hardly in the posiiton to be professional
00:13 <Bandicoot> something of a sexual nature, exposed or involved in some way
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00:19 <Bandicoot> which makes him act the way he does now
00:24 <Bandicoot> acting out sexually
00:25 <PandasDontDrive> what the fuck
00:26 <PandasDontDrive> dude
00:31 <PandasDontDrive> you're fucked in the head
00:34 <Bandicoot> see
00:38 <Bandicoot> he can't handle it
00:40 <PandasDontDrive> lol
00:41 <bee_hornet> maybe your saying the opposite
00:49 <Bandicoot> PandasDontDrive fine, i cant help u
00:53 <Bandicoot> u dont want to open up
01:02 <Bandicoot> but theres skeletons in your closet
01:05 <PandasDontDrive> im not the one avoiding what im trying to say here
01:10 <PandasDontDrive> im just waiting for you to say it
01:13 <bee_hornet> No escape
01:15 <PandasDontDrive> so i can go off my nut
01:22 <Bandicoot> PandasDontDrive that closet must be filled with skeletons
01:30 <PandasDontDrive> it can fit one more ;)
01:31 <Bandicoot> the inner rage
01:34 <Bandicoot> must tear you apart
01:40 <PandasDontDrive> lol
01:49 <Bandicoot> PandasDontDrive serious
01:49 <Django> crawling in my skin, these wounds will not heal
01:53 <bee_hornet> he thought it was a heaven
01:56 <Bandicoot> i was not trolling you just now
02:15 <PandasDontDrive> no? you just enjoy offending people?
02:26 <bee_hornet> I do?
02:27 <Bandicoot> i never troll people when it comes down to a serious matter
02:31 <PandasDontDrive> haha
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02:38 <PandasDontDrive> funny because there is no serious matter
02:39 <Bandicoot> i would never joke about sexual abuse of others
02:39 <Django> you tell tales of degeneracy and then call us prudes
02:43 <Django> and whine about being offended
02:57 <PandasDontDrive> he's saying my mother or father
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> abused me as a child
03:04 <PandasDontDrive> you fucking dipshit Django
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03:07 <Bandicoot> I have worked closely with many professional people
03:08 <PandasDontDrive> but now he will say that he isnt
03:13 <Django> no he hasnt
03:18 <PandasDontDrive> hah
03:22 <PandasDontDrive> you're a fucking idiot Django.
03:32 <Django> pot kettle black
03:34 <Bandicoot> no i didnt PandasDontDrive
03:41 <Bandicoot> i was asking you if anything did happen
03:44 <Django> you dont have much in life aside your blu-rays
03:47 <Bandicoot> or were exposed to sexual material
03:50 <PandasDontDrive> lol
03:53 <Django> pretending you're like Patrick Bateman
03:56 <Bandicoot> because you fail to understand that stuff like that early on
04:01 <Bandicoot> DOES effect adulthood
04:05 <Bandicoot> majorly
04:12 <PandasDontDrive> im sure it does in your case Bandicoot
04:17 <PandasDontDrive> maybe it happened to you
04:23 <PandasDontDrive> keep it to yourself.
04:32 <Bandicoot> you'll find a good portion of strippers are that way
04:37 <Bandicoot> because of what has happened to them
04:42 <Django> porn stars too
04:51 <PandasDontDrive> Bandicoot
04:51 <Bandicoot> thats why they are so messed up
04:52 <PandasDontDrive> nothing
04:53 <PandasDontDrive> ever
04:55 <PandasDontDrive> happened
04:56 <PandasDontDrive> to
04:57 <PandasDontDrive> me
05:01 <Bandicoot> and rely on hits to get them away from the pain
05:03 <PandasDontDrive> so you can shut up now.
05:11 <Bandicoot> PandasDontDrive DENIAL DENIAL DENIAL
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05:17 <PandasDontDrive> stop trolling
05:27 <Bandicoot> you are a pretty shit judge for trolling
05:33 <PandasDontDrive> haha
05:36 <Bandicoot> cause i was seriously not trolling you
05:39 <Django> keep trolling
05:39 <PandasDontDrive> uhuh
05:41 <bee_hornet> next year it will � by �
05:43 <Bandicoot> others here may joke about that stuff
05:47 <Bandicoot> But I never would
05:49 <Django> pandas will get his period and finger himself
05:56 <PandasDontDrive> oh Django
06:02 <PandasDontDrive> ill think of you ;)
06:05 <Bandicoot> PandasDontDrive you know how many people ive had discussions with here that were sexually abused?
06:09 <Bandicoot> about 6
06:13 <Django> lol
06:15 <PandasDontDrive> Bandicoot
06:18 <PandasDontDrive> i really dont care
06:18 <Bandicoot> you.. are no.7
06:24 <PandasDontDrive> fuck off faggot
06:26 <Bandicoot> but the others were strong
06:28 <PandasDontDrive> ive never fucking been abused
06:32 <Bandicoot> they could talk about what happened
06:34 <PandasDontDrive> id love to cut your fucking head off
06:42 <PandasDontDrive> trolling faggot
06:43 <Bandicoot> the inner rage is coming out
06:46 <Bandicoot> look at him
06:48 <bee_hornet> unless if you want a � of the total 20% boost up
06:51 <Bandicoot> like a spartan of the internet
06:56 <Bandicoot> this is BLASPHEMY
06:58 <Bandicoot> this is MADNESS
07:02 <PandasDontDrive> says mister likes to brag about his muscles
07:04 <Bandicoot> this is SPAAAAAAAAARTA
07:09 <bee_hornet> lol
07:10 <PandasDontDrive> and fine sculptured spartan figure
07:23 <Bandicoot> PandasDontDrive hows this
07:27 <PandasDontDrive> look at me im insightful!
07:34 <Bandicoot> I'll give you a knife, i'll let you tie and blind fold me
07:36 <PandasDontDrive> dude seriously if you have nothing better to do at 5am
07:37 <Bandicoot> and i bet i'd still win
07:39 <Bandicoot> :D
07:39 <PandasDontDrive> go to fucking bed..
07:42 <bee_hornet> that bloke is Irish in real life
08:06 <PandasDontDrive> <Bandicoot> I'll give you a knife, i'll let you tie and blind fold me
08:08 <PandasDontDrive> :)
08:10 <PandasDontDrive> thx
08:13 <Bandicoot> yes
08:18 <PandasDontDrive> took you long enough to brag
08:18 <Bandicoot> go ahead and cut my head off
08:26 <PandasDontDrive> i dont want to cut your head off
08:36 <Bandicoot> you couldn't cut the head off a fish
08:41 <Bandicoot> you weak mother fucker
08:49 <Django> http://robotpirateninja.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/inet_tough_guy.jpg
08:51 <PandasDontDrive> hah
08:54 <PandasDontDrive> oohh
08:55 <PandasDontDrive> aahh
09:01 <PandasDontDrive> dont be so testy Bandicoot
09:13 <bee_hornet> I saw an European bird with a tattoos in her arm this arvo
09:21 <PandasDontDrive> lol in her arm?
09:24 <Bandicoot> ill cut your fucking internet cable
09:30 <bee_hornet> she sounded like german/finnish
09:40 <Bandicoot> I'll shut down the mains power to your place
09:42 <bee_hornet> gave me a look!
09:57 <Bandicoot> and then ill smash through your window wearing the pig costume from SAW
10:01 <Bandicoot> and stab you in the neck
10:04 <Bandicoot> bitch
10:22 <PandasDontDrive> scarey.
10:35 <Bandicoot> you know something scarier than a psycho?
10:41 <Bandicoot> someone is isn't afraid of psychos
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11:08 <bee_hornet> http://imthirsty.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/gerardbutler.jpg
11:12 <PandasDontDrive> so somebody whom is not afraid of psychos.. is scarier.. than a psycho
11:16 <PandasDontDrive> i love your logic
11:17 <Sly`zz> theres gay fred
11:20 <Bandicoot> think about it
11:35 <bee_hornet> this is gerard
12:07 <Bandicoot> you don't look into things much PandasDontDrive
12:27 <bee_hornet> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1244632/Jennifer-Aniston-rekindles-relationship-actor-Gerard-Butler.html
12:28 <PandasDontDrive> i dont?
12:35 <PandasDontDrive> what you stated was stupid
12:37 <bee_hornet> you dont?
12:39 <PandasDontDrive> if you cant see that
12:43 <PandasDontDrive> but think you've said something profound
12:50 <PandasDontDrive> gewd fer yew
12:51 <Bandicoot> you don't really have much of an idea on anything
12:55 <PandasDontDrive> *CLAP CLAP* for Bandicoot
13:01 <PandasDontDrive> you're a fucking idiot man.
13:12 <Bandicoot> you are just skating on the surface blind to everything around you
13:20 <bee_hornet> my fart smells like used tampon
13:21 <PandasDontDrive> i bet you sit there grimacing at the thought of how smart you think you are
13:24 <Bandicoot> you don't even know yourself as well as I know you
14:06 <Sly`zz> lol
14:09 <PandasDontDrive> i tire of you idiotface.
14:19 <Bandicoot> PandasDontDrive your life is gonna crumble
14:29 <Bandicoot> and you'll know I was right about you
14:39 <bee_hornet> brad pitt was no man for jennifer now she found the real man
14:43 <Bandicoot> when you are sticking that needle in your arm
14:46 <Bandicoot> crying
14:52 <Bandicoot> you'll know I was onto you a long time ago
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14:55 <PandasDontDrive> Bandicoot
15:03 <PandasDontDrive> let me leave you a parting gift
15:15 <PandasDontDrive> I ..haven't.. learnt a ..thing.
15:17 <PandasDontDrive> bye :P
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15:52 <Sly`zz> rage quit!
16:10 <Bandicoot> poor panda
16:17 <Django> no pity for him
16:21 <bee_hornet> hes shifty
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16:50 <bee_hornet> i remember he used to call me red dots
17:08 Quit: bee_hornet ([email protected]) Quit: awwwwwwwwww :(
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18:20 <Django> everytime he gets called out on something/cops some shit he has the biggest sook
18:24 <Bandicoot> did you know the wizard of oz was made in 1939?
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18:56 <Bandicoot> yea thats cause he is still stuck in the age from when something happen to him
19:11 <Bandicoot> its what happens when something traumatic happen to kids
19:16 <Bandicoot> they stay locked-in to that age
19:29 <Django> hehe
19:30 <Bandicoot> and with girls, their voice stays the same
19:51 <Bandicoot> if you ever hear girls with a little girl voice, they'd had something happen to them
20:54 <Bandicoot> wtf
20:58 <Bandicoot> i just got this weird sms
21:25 <Bandicoot> omg
21:28 <Bandicoot> this is bad
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21:41 <Django> wut
21:56 <VenGeancE> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dyPeUtYKp0
22:07 <Bandicoot> lol
22:20 <Django> spill da beans chico
22:31 <Django> like on da enchilada momita used to make
22:46 <VenGeancE> i m being neocortex
23:16 <Django> bee what is your malfunction?
23:22 <VenGeancE> you know George frm chili
23:37 <VenGeancE> seeing them suffer
23:38 <Bandicoot> someone sms'd me
23:49 <Bandicoot> and said
24:06 <Bandicoot> "we should catch up (i am the married one)"
24:15 <Bandicoot> someones playing up
24:16 <Bandicoot> lol
24:24 <Bandicoot> i think they sent it to the wrong phone
24:48 <Django> reply with some scarface quote
24:54 <Bandicoot> haha
25:09 <Bandicoot> "chu ready 4 war mang? cause i just fwd this to chu wife chu chivato"
25:10 <VenGeancE> http://www.extravalue.com/pm.shtml
26:11 <VenGeancE> yo think yo can take me cockroaches, come and get me...*snorts
26:11 <Django> lol
26:23 <Bandicoot> maybe its shane warne
26:30 <Django> its probably Azz
26:37 <Bandicoot> nah no one here has my numb
26:41 <Django> nah
26:56 <Django> he texts random numbers all night looking for hookups
27:03 <Bandicoot> im gonna pretend im the person
27:11 <Bandicoot> "sure, who are you again i was drunk"
27:17 <VenGeancE> no dont you'll be double played
27:17 <Django> i got a weird call awhile back
27:24 <Django> and bizarrely
27:33 <Bandicoot> Im gonna ring him
27:33 <Django> the person who the guy was calling had my same name
27:35 <VenGeancE> predent it was an ignorant
27:36 <Bandicoot> using my voice changer
27:38 <Django> first name
27:42 <Bandicoot> "DO you want to play a game?"
27:51 <Bandicoot> For years you have been unfaithful to your wife
27:55 <Bandicoot> now the tables have turned
28:00 <Django> guy was drunk saying someone had just left and was on his way to my house pretty pissed off
28:04 <Django> im like wut
28:07 <Bandicoot> haha
28:11 <Django> and he's this is "Django"
28:12 <VenGeancE> my wife is in my hand
28:16 <Django> and im like yer who the fuck are you
28:33 <VenGeancE> she says hello to you all
28:41 <Django> then he said surname
28:51 <Django> and im like yer got the wrong number you twit
29:07 <Bandicoot> hey what if that person who sms'd me is a chick
29:09 <Bandicoot> a married chick
29:10 <Bandicoot> ?
29:22 <Django> reply pics or gtfo
29:40 <Bandicoot> yea but that could turn out dangerous
29:44 <Bandicoot> some dude flashin his cock
29:49 <Django> lol
29:59 <Django> made me inhale kiwi nectar
30:03 <Bandicoot> oi how fucked would this be
30:07 <Bandicoot> if i was married
30:12 <Bandicoot> and my wife looked at the phone
30:18 <VenGeancE> i dont mind working in meat factories at nights
30:20 <Bandicoot> shit like this can get real bad
30:44 <VenGeancE> rump chump
30:49 <Django> dont wanna end up in some lovers triangle
30:55 <Django> bandicoot in da boot mystery
30:57 <Bandicoot> "so who is this bitch huh? YOU FUCKIN THIS BITCH?"
31:25 <VenGeancE> did u sneak pick my magazine?
31:26 <Django> send a/s/l?
31:38 <Bandicoot> haha
31:57 <VenGeancE> some privacy please
32:05 <Bandicoot> hope we can catch up call me
32:07 <Bandicoot> it says
32:17 <Bandicoot> thats gotta be a guy
32:21 <Bandicoot> only a guy would "hope"
32:30 <Django> or a horny slut
32:32 <Bandicoot> girls just know
32:35 <VenGeancE> i'm having problem shitting shut the hell up umm poop
32:40 <Bandicoot> they would say "call me now"
32:48 <Bandicoot> not "i hope"
33:13 <VenGeancE> never takeaways again
33:13 <Django> so did you reply
33:16 <Bandicoot> i wanted to do that on the dating sites
33:23 <Django> "i'm a cop you idiot"
33:25 <Bandicoot> setup a profile and setup fake dates
33:42 <VenGeancE> can i borrow some toilte roll mr cop?
33:47 <Bandicoot> no.
34:05 <Bandicoot> I'm a carp you idiot
34:20 <VenGeancE> i am crook
34:34 <Django> are trannies legal in bangladesh?
34:42 <Bandicoot> ask Bee_hornet
34:48 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@114.72.A08938.313156
34:49 <Bandicoot> that fag lives there
34:50 <VenGeancE> 10+ is leagl here
34:53 <Django> VenGeancE is bee_hornet
34:56 <Bandicoot> oh
35:02 <Bandicoot> then ask that VenGeancE fag
35:03 Nick: Sh[a]dowLurker is now known as ShadowLurker
35:08 <Django> i did chico
35:17 <Bandicoot> VenGeancE wants euro trannies
35:20 <VenGeancE> Jack lives in Alaska
35:25 <Bandicoot> he has had enough of backwater indian trannies
35:26 <Django> i run dis cartel i give da order roun here
35:39 <Bandicoot> indian vagina looks so bad
35:39 Nick: ShadowLurker is now known as Sh[a]dowLurker
35:45 <Bandicoot> its like grey
35:48 <VenGeancE> lol
35:52 <Bandicoot> like elephant skin
35:55 <VenGeancE> and curry smells
35:58 <Bandicoot> all wrinkly
35:59 <Django> like a chicken tikka left in the bain marie all day
36:05 <VenGeancE> heh fuck me now
36:30 <Bandicoot> i gotta go chat to my i/net gf
36:34 <VenGeancE> yet Indian chicks thinks they are miss World
36:41 <VenGeancE> gimme a break
36:50 * VenGeancE drops a big poop
36:57 Quit: VenGeancE ([email protected]) Quit: awwwwwwwwww :(
36:59 <Bandicoot> its saturday morning in us
37:14 <Django> LA
37:15 <Bandicoot> and she sounds like a call girl
37:19 <Bandicoot> hottest voice
37:21 <Django> afternoon eastsiiiiiiiiiiiiide
37:24 <Bandicoot> lol
40:49 <tetrasalicylide> Egh.
40:59 <tetrasalicylide> This radio shit is too much.
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43:47 <SupaNova> WAKE UP
44:02 <Django> fuck off
44:27 <SupaNova> nah
47:40 <Django> ok then
48:17 <Bandicoot> fuckk
48:31 <Django> you e-gf dumped chu mang?
48:42 <Bandicoot> no i just felt like swearing
48:52 <Bandicoot> shes not online anyway
49:12 <Bandicoot> its alright
49:16 <Bandicoot> i have a german chick for backup
49:21 <Django> lol
49:36 <Django> teamswitch from allies to axis
49:41 <Bandicoot> lol
50:07 <Bandicoot> i never take sides
51:04 <Django> one man army bro
51:35 <Django> i need to finish watching the men who stare at goats
51:46 <Django> paused it for a drink and smoko break
51:54 <Django> saw you trollin that pansay
51:58 <Django> and got sidetracked lol
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53:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h myth
54:23 <VenGeancE> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZLT7wV9l6U
57:28 <SupaNova> well great thanks for sayin smoko
58:47 <VenGeancE> drive me to the kfc
58:57 <Django> out of winnie blues?
59:24 <Django> kfc in fawkner dont serve no bacon
59:29 <Django> cause of muslims
59:40 <VenGeancE> i got peter stuyvesant soft packs
59:45 <myth> how many dudes you know got the skills to go n rock a show like this?
59:56 <tetrasalicylide> Egh.
00:21 <VenGeancE> and drum rollies with tally-ho
01:00 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmm.
01:08 * myth slaps tetrasalicylide around a bit with a large trout
02:16 <myth> whats been up for the night/early mornin' fellas?
02:49 <myth> sik as, sounds like heaps.
03:13 <VenGeancE> right on
03:23 <Django> friendly intelligent discourse
03:32 <myth> right, ya lost me
04:33 <VenGeancE> dial-up the lost puppy's home
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04:54 <VenGeancE> North Melb wont be 2 far off
05:04 Nick: ShadowLurker is now known as Sh[a]dowLurker
05:45 <myth> i got a dog from there
05:46 <myth> ;P
05:56 <Django> woof
06:06 <Django> im gonna watch the rest of this film
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06:18 <allergyking> If you or anyone you know has bad allergies then visit this site as it helped me. W W W . C u r e Y o u r A l l e r g Y 2 0 0 9 . C O M
06:20 * myth is a bit too awake for this time of the mornin
06:31 <VenGeancE> http://www.dogshome.com/
06:42 <VenGeancE> me too
06:44 <allergyking> If you or anyone you know has bad allergies then visit this site as it helped me. W W W . C u r e Y o u r A l l e r g Y 2 0 0 9 . C O M
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06:55 Kick: allergyking was kicked by ChanOP ((myth) no spamming websites, cheers.)
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07:39 <Bandicoot> And I say
07:43 <Bandicoot> dont be afraid of the lord
07:47 <Bandicoot> embrace the lord
07:52 <Bandicoot> and he shall help those in need
07:56 <Bandicoot> but only those who ask for it
07:59 <Bandicoot> for he is noble
08:12 <myth> embrace me bandicoot, ask for my forgiveness
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09:28 <tetrasalicylide> Egh.
09:51 <myth> Hmmm. Mad. how are you tetra?
10:52 <myth> sif be so quiet melbourne.
10:58 <tetrasalicylide> OK I guess.
11:20 <tetrasalicylide> And you?
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12:01 <myth> good stuff, glad to hear it, im great, alive n kickin, havnt slept, been out at a club, got home a bit earlier, now talkin some shit with you it seems mate :)
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16:32 <tetrasalicylide> Egh.
16:41 <Bandicoot> so you failed to score at the club
16:41 <Bandicoot> ?
16:55 <Bandicoot> clubs are full of filth
17:12 <tetrasalicylide> And fun.
17:34 <Bandicoot> nah theres better places to have fun
17:41 <Bandicoot> getting loaded and passing out aint fun
17:51 <Bandicoot> you gotta live a little
21:03 <princehrnyme> would any females like to chat to a 28 m mel aus with cam msg me pls...
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28:00 <VenGeancE> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNBWf54RvsI
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39:22 <archaios1> tetrasalicylide: how precisely can one have a tetrasalicylide?
39:36 <archaios1> that is neither BAN, INN, or IUPAC nomenclature.
39:45 <archaios1> nor*
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41:02 <archaios1> and if you mean [3-(morpholine-4-carbonylamino)phenyl] morpholine-4-carboxylate, say it!
41:33 <archaios1> sorry,
41:33 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
42:37 <archaios1> CAS # 6543-57-3
42:58 <archaios1> tetrasalicylide is a non-standard ref.
46:25 <archaios1> what next, people nicknaming themselves after crown ethers?
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47:12 <archaios1> Longie: you killed OPAS again ;_;
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50:28 <VenGeancE> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBKuSlPiWnw
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57:10 <hash> lol
57:12 <hash> Synchronising :~
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05:00 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h myth
05:11 <myth> sup
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05:59 <Dam0> m000
06:05 <mike22> moooo
06:13 * myth slaps Dam0 around a bit with a large trout
06:15 <Dam0> hey fuck u thats my saying
06:22 <Bandicoot> did you know you cant own a pet emu if your land is less than 4000m2?
06:34 <Dam0> did u know im high s
06:35 <myth> can you own a bandicoot?
06:36 <Dam0> as
06:44 <Bandicoot> bandicoots are illegal
06:45 <mike22> fuck u u dont own it lol
06:57 <Dam0> no fuck u i own u all
07:04 <mike22> pffft
07:08 <Dam0> lol\
07:25 <myth> you do dam0
07:31 <myth> your fully sik mate
07:39 <Dam0> yeah i know;)
07:40 <Bandicoot> I want to own a emu, but my land is 1000m2
07:43 <Bandicoot> fuck them
07:47 <Bandicoot> ill get one anyway
07:48 <Dam0> ill sell u one
07:56 <myth> bandicoot, get a dam0 instead, they are better
07:57 <Bandicoot> can you get me a baby
08:03 <myth> no shit.
08:05 <Bandicoot> snatch the egg
08:10 <Bandicoot> ill raise it in the microwave
08:25 <VenGeancE> zoliboy coot
08:34 <Bandicoot> i can try emu racing
09:06 <Bandicoot> 2 emu power and a carriage
09:36 <VenGeancE> MINT
11:14 <George_Mcfly> mmm. breakfast vindaloo
12:59 <VenGeancE> http://www.letsgomobile.org/images/news/google/google-nexus-one.jpg
16:51 <Bandicoot> VenGeancE you ok?
17:02 <Bandicoot> why do you post random shit
20:01 <VenGeancE> wish i could post your credit cards number
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24:36 <mike22> is mirc officially dead? lol
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37:11 <Bandicoot> longie killed austnet
37:45 <hash> he tried
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46:21 <MELBOURNEboyyy> umm lots of stuff , lol girls sex porn lol usual u
46:52 <archaios> mike22: er
46:57 <archaios> it's OPAS, not "mirc"
47:03 <archaios> and "mirc" is an IRC client
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47:25 <archaios> OPAS stands for "Open Public Access Services", an ironic name as the code is "private"
47:29 <archaios> (except that it got leaked :P)
47:37 <hash> oh did it
47:41 <mike22> whatever u nerd
47:44 <archaios> ja, it sure did
47:46 <hash> where would i find it
47:51 <archaios> hash: you don't
48:01 <archaios> only stephen_, Crowbar, and yours truly have it
48:03 <hash> that sucks
48:29 <archaios> also, it's an old ver anyway
48:43 <archaios> I wrote my own AustNet-compatible services from scratch for a reason
48:54 <archaios> (Roger Yerramsetti's code sucks)
48:59 <archaios> (just ask Longie)
49:02 <hash> what is it called
49:17 <archaios> devserv, because it is in development ;-)
49:29 <hash> origional
49:35 <archaios> of course it is
49:40 <archaios> (the code, anyway)
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50:03 <hash> so you have austhex?
50:11 <archaios> austhex is open source
50:16 <archaios> http://sf.net/projects/austhex/
50:18 <archaios> right now,
50:22 <archaios> the servers run Unreal
50:27 <hash> lol
50:30 <archaios> if I am not mistaken.
50:56 <hash> Release Date:
50:57 <hash> 2004-02-12
50:58 <archaios> (and I'm not; /chghost, /sethost, inter alia are supported)
51:04 <hash> that src is 6yrs old
51:10 <archaios> hash: yes, it was abandoned in favour of Unreal
51:13 <archaios> when RogerY left
51:20 <hash> are you sure
51:23 <archaios> to be with Briggy
51:27 <archaios> certain
51:51 <archaios> it may be modified slightly, but it's UnrealIRCd alright
52:04 <hash> i see
52:25 <archaios> many commands are disabled though
53:00 <archaios> 00:05 -!- WALLCHOPS WALLVOICES MODES=19 CHANTYPES=# PREFIX=(ohv)@%+ MAP MAXCHANNELS=20 MAXBANS=60 VBANLIST NICKLEN=32 CASEMAPPING=rfc1459 STATUSMSG=@%+ CHARSET=ascii are supported by this server
53:04 <archaios> is the dead give-away ^
53:07 <archaios> 00:05 -!- TOPICLEN=309 KICKLEN=255 MAXTARGETS=20 AWAYLEN=200 CHANMODES=abeq,k,Jfjl,ACEHKMNOQRSTVimnprstz FNC NETWORK=AustNet MAXPARA=32 ELIST=MU SSL=*:6697; EXCEPTS=e REMOVE SECURELIST are supported by this server
53:11 <archaios> 00:05 -!- SAFELIST SILENCE=32 UHNAMES USERIP WATCH=32 are supported by this server
53:13 <hash> what does it give away
53:22 <archaios> it shows that it is the Unreal codebase
53:27 <archaios> those numerics aren't used elsewhere.
53:29 <hash> where abouts
53:43 <archaios> it doesn't explicitly state it, but compare it with another network :P
53:51 <archaios> half-ops, for one, did not exist in AustHex
54:12 <archaios> (and frankly I don't see why they're needed)
54:24 <archaios> Unreal's coders are awful
54:36 <archaios> Stskeeps and codemastr couldn't code their way out of a paper bag
55:54 <archaios> but anyway, I digress
56:01 <hash> maybe you could help them out
56:38 <archaios> no, I'd rather not, I write my own code for security reasons, Unreal is based on DreamForge which is based on Hybrid which is based on the original IRCnet ircd...
56:47 <archaios> so it's full of nasty holes
57:32 <archaios> I found a crash bug in all of 5 minutes with some glances at the code, and then when they didn't believe me, demonstrated it on their support server
57:36 <archaios> sigh
57:43 <hash> crash bug?
57:57 <archaios> a bug that causes the ircd to crash completely, possibly exploitable
58:03 <archaios> buffer overflow.
58:08 <hash> in what module
58:15 <archaios> this is old stuff.
58:37 <archaios> modules are just splitting code out and using dlopen/dlsym.
59:15 <archaios> it's fixed now, but the point is, Unreal is full of holes and I wouldn't trust it, that's why Roger didn't
59:57 <hash> sorry to burst your bubble, but austhex 8+ is build on inspircd
04:00 <archaios> whatever. I couldn't care less, inspircd pisses me off equally
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04:30 <archaios> I submitted the patch for half-ops, +a, and +q showing as %, &, and ~ respectively
04:39 <archaios> they said "we're not doing that"
04:46 <archaios> then included it in the next release
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04:57 <archaios> that is ultimate fail. not even giving me credit.
04:58 <hash> quite rude
05:28 <archaios> that was when we were using it on HTS
05:31 <archaios> (very briefly)
06:17 <archaios> inspircd also probably is full of bugs, but I don't feel like auditing right now
07:19 <princehrnyme> would any females like to chat to a 28 m mel aus with cam msg me pls...
07:45 <archaios> princehrnyme: no, any self-respecting female would not be on IRC at 0807 on Sun
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09:19 <hash> do you admin the box you are irc'ing from?
09:20 Quit: [J]oX ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
09:28 <archaios> yes
10:14 <hash> you run audio stream?
10:19 <hash> icecast
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10:34 <archaios> that's for tkok, i.e. Crowbar's site
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10:54 <hash> debian eh
10:57 <archaios> he simply hasn't got off his lazy ass and done anything
11:09 <archaios> debian stable is by far the most secure distribution
11:49 <hash> some would say
12:12 <hash> what ircd are you running? :)
12:13 <archaios> I've been using *BSD and Linux long enough to know ;-)
12:18 <archaios> custom.
12:31 <archaios> (mine, that is)
12:36 <archaios> Crowbar's is Unreal.
13:29 <archaios> my ircd, however, does not see the light of day :-)
17:02 <archaios> anyway, my latest project is a combination SOCKS v4/v4a/v5 server
17:23 <archaios> w/ AES-256-CTR encryption and Diffie-Hellman key exchange
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19:12 <hash> sounds alright
19:25 <hash> what language is it written in
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21:20 <archaios> hash: C
21:30 <archaios> hash: what else? :P
21:43 <archaios> I could have made my life miserable and gone for asm, but I wanted portability
21:56 <archaios> non-blocking I/O is hard enough
22:51 <archaios> especially non-blocking connect(), due to OS-specific idiosyncrasies and the lack of getsockopt(..., SOL_SOCKET, SO_ERROR, ...) in many implementations
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24:34 <archaios> Bernstein has some kludge there, but I refuse to touch it
28:41 <tannedGuy> im so dam drunk hahaha message menayone
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35:12 <archaios> tannedGuy: get some sleep
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46:40 <Warlock> jazz sounds like porno music
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28:26 <chadley> nickop is currently being gay, please try again later.... when its not gay
28:46 <chadley> :.
28:56 <chadley> nick op says dont be gay be nicked
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29:14 <chadley> man i hate being sober in spose to be drunk mornings
29:18 <chadley> hi kate
29:20 <katatonic_kate> bitches
29:22 <katatonic_kate> hi
29:24 <chadley> oi!
29:26 <BikerMan> yeah
29:30 <chadley> oh , right yes you are going to ?
29:33 <BikerMan> sober mornings lick ballz
29:33 <chadley> oh i might, but
29:37 <chadley> lmao
29:42 <chadley> no, yours do
29:44 <chadley> hehe
29:54 <chadley> go south australia!
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29:58 <chadley> no more booze laws!
30:01 <chadley> or outlaws
30:02 <chadley> lol
30:13 <BikerMan> true
30:17 <BikerMan> and no fun
30:19 <chadley> Auastralia is so silly
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30:34 <chadley> its laws r all like wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better than americans but, they still dont make any sense!
30:36 <chadley> =)
30:46 <hash> lol
30:47 <chadley> clever, isnt it
31:02 <katatonic_kate> huh what
32:32 <chadley> kate, how many kilos to you weirr
32:36 <chadley> or weigh
32:41 <chadley> or like if you werent fat...
32:50 <chadley> did you like tip if off or just let it lie to you
32:51 <chadley> hehe
32:52 <chadley> erm
32:54 <chadley> lmao
32:57 <chadley> oh kate rocks
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33:00 <chadley> hrm , whos kate
33:05 <chadley> ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
33:07 <chadley> katatonic_kate
33:15 <chadley> well then, whos gonna typo , please?
33:25 * chadley rolls his eyes
33:33 <chadley> forgive me ive just been on a gay channel
33:44 <chadley> hrm it wasnt always gay
33:46 <chadley> in fact
33:53 <mikey> ..4
33:56 <mikey> ..
33:58 <chadley> i think they mentioned women somewhere along the ... nope... oh wow they were gay.
34:07 <chadley> oh , mikey
34:10 <chadley> youre gay here too huh
34:16 <chadley> that is gay, dude.
34:20 <chadley> lol...
34:22 <chadley> just shut up.
34:38 <mikey> play somewhere else..
34:53 <hash> you stink chadley
35:00 <chadley> i think both you stink.
35:07 <mikey> go for a walk, it will help with the weight loss
35:15 <chadley> hash is....
35:29 <chadley> mikey is... well, yer an idiot...
35:37 <chadley> mikey, you REALLY are n idiot.
35:43 <chadley> do ya like you yet?
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36:21 <chadley> mikey is an op
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36:29 <chadley> hi Just_Me
36:36 <Just_Me> hi all
36:42 <Just_Me> hi chadley
36:44 <chadley> man , atleast on irc i dont have to tell people how to use the tab button
36:49 <chadley> mornin bud
36:59 <Just_Me> we the only ones here?
37:05 <chadley> hrmmm nope
37:09 <chadley> mikey is in
37:11 <chadley> sorta.
37:16 <Just_Me> ok
37:18 <chadley> and hash said fuck you i think , a moment ago
37:23 <chadley> nice innit lol
37:33 <chadley> so, good morning
37:41 <chadley> go have breakfast you might miss sommin in here lol
37:48 <hash> no i said you stink
37:51 <hash> which is no lie
37:57 <Just_Me> man, the neighbour is cutting the grass and it stinks, cut grass and mower exhaust
38:02 <chadley> oh, right, you dont stink u just make it suck. right.
38:08 <chadley> hash likes a fool.
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38:39 <hash> if the label fits you wear it chadley
38:48 <chadley> hash, why perth if you are talking in here ?
38:57 <chadley> why random if you are talking in here ande
39:05 <chadley> why politicaly debate with all of that?
39:13 <hash> what about the others
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39:18 <chadley> youre so foolish you could polish your name and it would shine morons
39:32 <chadley> COULD mind you
39:33 <hash> clever?
39:38 <archaios> if you want to debate, debate Stephen Conroy's absolute idiocy
39:38 <chadley> you'd end up shining up someone elses
39:42 <chadley> hehe
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40:13 <hash> games4croyden
40:13 Nick: gs69azza1 is now known as gs69azza
40:18 <hash> less then 1%
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40:21 Mode: (by donut.wa.us.austnet.org) +o ChanOP
40:22 Mode: (by Daniel) +R
40:22 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o stebie
40:22 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o Longie
40:22 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o Daniel
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40:24 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Daniel
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40:34 <chadley> chanop, get a job.
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40:43 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o mikey
40:49 <chadley> or perhaps atleast a good job.
40:58 Part: boss_ ([email protected]) from #melbourne
41:21 <chadley> ok get a 5mhz job at a 2ghz payrate
41:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o stebie
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41:44 <chadley> or go back to irc, punk
41:45 <chadley> hehe
41:51 <chadley> hrmmm i think he gets the idea.
41:57 <chadley> programming = doh
41:59 <chadley> =)
42:40 <chadley> ok why do they keep playing "art of love" by hrm whoever it is that sings it
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42:42 <chadley> on tele?
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43:37 <chadley> hrm im gonna remember i told chanop to get a job
43:46 <chadley> if he had one....
43:52 <chadley> i think it would be being a bot
43:55 <chadley> ok then
43:58 <mikey> she.
44:01 <chadley> lets make use of ..
44:02 <mikey> ChanOP is a she.
44:06 <chadley> wow, sexy
44:23 <chadley> dont bragg just cause ya know em so well ok
44:24 <chadley> hehe
44:36 <mikey> and she is exclusive with NickOP.
44:40 * chadley lmaos ...
44:53 <chadley> youre fucken weird dude why do you know sex of bots
44:57 <chadley> ???
45:00 Nick: archaios is now known as archaios1
45:02 <mikey> /ctcp ChanOP sex
45:07 <chadley> lmao
45:10 <chadley> stop that ok
45:14 <chadley> ;agslhdflja;lsjfd
45:16 <mikey> [ChanOP SEX reply]: Female
45:17 <chadley> ahahahhahahaha!!!
45:40 <chadley> its a she she!
45:44 <chadley> mikey
45:47 <chadley> did you like
45:55 <chadley> touch ChanOP lately?
45:56 <mikey> [ASD SEX reply]: I don't know :(
46:07 <chadley> hrm, sounds weird.
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46:22 * chadley drags deep on his ciggie
46:30 <hash> ..
47:01 <chadley> i wanna buy a totem pole
47:17 <chadley> cause i dont like trying to climb poles without sommin to put my foot on
47:17 <hash> make one
47:26 Quit: katatonic_kate ([email protected]) Quit: BAMP BOW BITCHES!
47:41 <chadley> oh you make drunks look good
47:51 <chadley> pitty im not a drunk
47:53 <chadley> hmmmm
47:59 <chadley> e = mc x
48:02 <chadley> 2, i think
48:04 <chadley> is it 2
48:07 <hash> its okay, you still seem slow
48:07 <chadley> ok, see?
48:10 <chadley> not yet?
48:13 <chadley> oh bugger.
48:22 <chadley> is ok you listened slowly.
48:24 <chadley> hehe
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53:13 <chadley> * You were kicked from #melbourne by LS (yes, gay, very, now fuck off)
53:33 <chadley> hrm , ls stands for lost sexyboys
53:34 <chadley> hehe
53:52 <chadley> oz org.
54:00 <chadley> ha oh man its weird that place is still there!!!!
54:13 <chadley> that whole place is like a typo.
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54:27 <chadley> is more emo than here n that says sommin
54:29 <chadley> lol
54:31 <chadley> hi scotty
54:36 <scotty> hi
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54:51 <chadley> morning
55:01 <chadley> another melbourne channel exists
55:03 <Just_Me> chadley, what is? oz.org?
55:07 <chadley> what do you think bout zat
55:18 <chadley> yeh , oz org.... hrmmmm
55:33 <chadley> i said "do you guys also affilate yourself with austnet melbourne and they go"
55:38 <chadley> "FUCK NO"
55:44 <chadley> i said i take that as a fuck no
55:45 <Just_Me> i can't believe it still exists
55:46 <chadley> lol
55:51 <chadley> yeuppppaz
55:53 <chadley> does.
56:01 <chadley> bbs
56:14 <Just_Me> the IRCops think they are gods
56:48 <archaios1> ozorg is dead.
56:56 <archaios1> it never competed w/ austnet.
56:58 Nick: archaios1 is now known as archaios
58:35 <chadley> its cause they reley on gods then
58:37 <chadley> lol
59:18 <Just_Me> it WAS part of undernet
59:43 <chadley> ozorg was?
59:44 <hash> lol
59:47 <chadley> im not srupised
59:54 <chadley> hrm ... iks this ozorg?
00:08 <chadley> whatever. im gonna play some astroboy.
00:17 <mikey> heh.
00:26 <chadley> =)
01:03 <chadley> as usual tho, i will have to copy these first.
01:07 <chadley> cds are.............
01:10 <chadley> dumb.
01:11 <chadley> lol
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01:15 <chadley> dvds are
01:20 <chadley> not much BETTER nope! not at all!
01:28 <chadley> bluray will........
01:34 <chadley> be expensive and rather gay.
01:41 <chadley> yeh n make a few people rich mind you.
01:48 <chadley> 25gb on a disk, oh lord.
01:53 <chadley> thats insane.
02:10 <chadley> they seriously just couldnt stop at 700mb could they
02:14 <chadley> nope and
02:25 <chadley> meanwhile, smart people buy usb hard disk drives
02:28 <chadley> lol
02:43 <chadley> fuck technology makes me laugh.
02:54 <chadley> everywhere you look theres a douche tryin to say something is kewl
03:01 <chadley> its why irc is to blame
03:08 <chadley> we know better, lmao
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09:34 <Warlock> me oh so horny, love you longtime... sucky fucky 2 dollar ok ?
10:01 <mikey> ok
10:27 <Warlock> ok, here.. have 2 dollar, sucky sucky
10:50 <Just_Me> chadley, u live near maccas, r u a fat fuck like everyone else in here?
11:20 <chadley> no.
11:24 <chadley> you?
11:32 <chadley> tryin make someone infamous:
11:33 <chadley> ?
11:35 <chadley> heh
11:43 <chadley> lol Just_Me , shutup you whacko.
11:46 <Just_Me> do you huff and puff when u walk the 50m to get ur 5 big macs??
11:47 <chadley> dont deny the fact
11:52 <chadley> that some people in the morning
11:56 <chadley> are just waken up!
11:57 <chadley> lol
12:03 * Just_Me is fucked
12:07 * Just_Me is a whacko
12:10 <chadley> you sillly bastard
12:10 <Just_Me> anything else?
12:17 <chadley> nope.
12:18 <mikey> Just_Me, but are you fat??
12:38 <Just_Me> yeah, of course, isn't everyone?
12:43 <mikey> no?
12:56 <Just_Me> man, i just about have a heart attack getting to the icecream
13:08 <chadley> he sleeps on his fat rolls, at macdonalds.
13:20 <mikey> and you sleep on yours.
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13:27 <chadley> it looks totally pathetic and two and a half men wants him
13:28 <chadley> hehe
13:32 <Just_Me> that's not right chadley
13:33 <Warlock> mikey sucky sucky
13:49 <Warlock> suki yaki
13:54 <Just_Me> i don't sleep on the rolls, cos that means i gotta lay down, if i lay down, i can't get up
13:54 <Warlock> sakamoto
13:58 <mikey> konnichi WA
13:59 <chadley> dont talk about asians or they will talk about you
14:06 <Warlock> arigato
14:13 <mikey> origato
14:14 <mikey> :P
14:17 <chadley> bbs, my cock is leaking.
14:19 <Warlock> oregano
14:27 <mikey> mmm oregano
14:28 * Just_Me falls over and can't get up and does the turtle moves waving his arms and legs
14:30 <chadley> is ok is good cock
14:43 <chadley> hrm if you really wanna call it oregano
14:48 <chadley> i might call it however
14:52 <chadley> "brazil"
14:53 <chadley> hehe
15:04 <chadley> unfair, huh?
15:14 <mikey> .
15:31 <chadley> lleyton rocks
15:33 <chadley> =)
15:40 <chadley> onto 5th
15:47 <chadley> woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yeah!
16:30 <chadley> melbourne
16:33 * Just_Me is bored
16:35 <chadley> hrm he seems to play better there
16:40 <chadley> remember?
16:48 <chadley> where did he play in 2008... sydney... and
16:54 <chadley> he aces there in melbourne!
17:08 <chadley> just smashes thru , and loves it
17:11 <chadley> do you think so?
17:23 <chadley> baghdatis probably could done same thing its like he didnt wanna
17:38 <chadley> tennis players being psycho oh what next
17:44 <chadley> lol
18:03 <chadley> :/
19:23 <chadley> bbs
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23:37 <chadley> lleyton will .............
23:44 <chadley> WIN!
23:48 <chadley> hrmm that would be interesting
23:51 <chadley> very interesting
24:02 <chadley> he is still however, 22nd in the world so, its possible and...
24:06 <chadley> he isnt slack.
24:09 <chadley> ok so he's slack.
24:16 <chadley> yeh he preys on the slack
24:19 <chadley> ok, any questions?
24:23 <chadley> lol
24:34 <chadley> oh , he has a good chance
24:47 <chadley> he wants to take it seriously
24:48 <chadley> but
25:00 <chadley> he walks on melbourne court saying "if i can execute what i know..."
25:17 <chadley> and hes going on to face baghtatis some how or another i dont htink he is taking it seriously
25:21 <chadley> ha!
25:33 <chadley> lmao well he will ....
25:42 <chadley> its like a million dollars if ya win that and...
25:47 <chadley> nadal... federer...
25:59 <chadley> man would ya feel like a million dollars if ya won against those against the odds?
26:01 <chadley> ;)
26:10 <chadley> go ahead, make it happen lleyton!
26:19 <chadley> not lleytor, right now!
26:25 <chadley> on thissssssssssssss place
26:31 <chadley> rod laver!
26:34 <chadley> =)
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26:45 <chadley> hello georgio69... are you a fag
26:53 <chadley> cause if you are can you please spam now n fuck off
26:54 <chadley> hehe
27:09 <chadley> if not
27:16 <chadley> could you please idle
27:24 <chadley> or just talk about ...................
27:37 <chadley> how nice it is to be a douche?
27:47 <chadley> oh youre shy
27:49 <chadley> ok i get it
27:58 <chadley> youre probably just here to find a mate
27:59 <chadley> well its ok
28:01 <chadley> spam them all
28:03 <chadley> its ok
28:06 <chadley> theyre asleep
28:14 <chadley> hrm if theyre not, i would be suprised.
28:30 <chadley> so how do you recon lleyton is gonna win the semi finals?
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28:51 <chadley> i know it sounds weird but
28:55 <chadley> with great difficulty
29:07 <chadley> oh well dude , try to!
29:24 <chadley> dont have a chance if you cant change the outcome!
29:29 <chadley> which so far is.............
29:35 <chadley> probably against nadal!
29:39 <chadley> hrmmm
29:43 <chadley> very interesting
29:46 <chadley> im not sure....
29:47 <chadley> bbs
30:49 Nick: NikAway is now known as Nikky`
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32:38 <George_Mcfly> dish water on mah pants
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33:35 <chadley> unique
35:22 Quit: youngausman ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
35:26 <unique> Yes?
36:17 Part: soccerstar ([email protected]) from #melbourne
37:33 <Nikky`> Morning unique :o)
37:41 <unique> Morning Nikky`
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38:34 <UNBANks_paul_banks> :----)
38:49 <UNBANks_paul_banks> get it>?
39:06 <UNBANks_paul_banks> very punny
39:11 <dudley> any vag that doesn't have a cock bashed into it ?
39:17 <UNBANks_paul_banks> lmao
39:38 <George_Mcfly> ;p
39:44 <UNBANks_paul_banks> wait
40:00 <UNBANks_paul_banks> ur not couleurs
40:08 <UNBANks_paul_banks> thought u were for a second
40:08 <UNBANks_paul_banks> nm
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40:30 <dudley> my asshole is going to be used to push a mountain of shit out of into the toilet bowl.
40:41 <UNBANks_paul_banks> he likes back to the future and that winky tongue face
40:46 <UNBANks_paul_banks> ;p
41:06 <unique> o.O
41:09 <UNBANks_paul_banks> ohh yes
41:14 <UNBANks_paul_banks> arcade fire is on
42:08 <UNBANks_paul_banks> im in the car
42:08 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
42:16 <UNBANks_paul_banks> going to junee nsw
42:22 <UNBANks_paul_banks> 2 the haunted house
42:39 <UNBANks_paul_banks> whos excited
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42:57 <UNBANks_paul_banks> nise http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/24794409/Thom+Yorke+2000berlin.jpg
43:48 Quit: MatureMac ([email protected]) Quit: I have left the planet!
43:51 <UNBANks_paul_banks> fien ill taalk 2 my twitter instead
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52:51 <UNBANks_paul_banks> AsianPrincess^_^
53:14 <UNBANks_paul_banks> pics
53:44 <dudley> AsianPrincess can you do me the honor of a royal blowjob
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54:21 <UNBANks_paul_banks> dudley i wasa their first
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57:14 <UNBANks_paul_banks> PanfriedSeaScallops
57:33 <UNBANks_paul_banks> my coffe is wearing off already
57:51 <dudley> sif drink coffee in the morning
57:58 <UNBANks_paul_banks> what u drink
58:03 <UNBANks_paul_banks> bourbbon??
58:05 <dudley> milk or water
58:10 <UNBANks_paul_banks> oh
58:25 <UNBANks_paul_banks> wears the logic in thAT
58:57 * Just_Me is so bored
58:59 <dudley> its just something to drink to help with thurst, and the milks good for the teethe i reckon, waters good to wrince your organs out
59:04 <UNBANks_paul_banks> am i emeanyt to drink it at night
59:05 <dudley> Just_Me blowjob ?
59:38 <Just_Me> dudley, i am sure that if u get on ur knees, some guy would like one
59:49 <UNBANks_paul_banks> ur a health nut
59:58 <UNBANks_paul_banks> i need something to boost mhy mood in teh morning
00:02 <Just_Me> hello unique
00:08 <dudley> nope not at all, i binge drink and smoke
00:11 <Nikky`> Hey Just_Me :o)
00:17 <UNBANks_paul_banks> oh thats good
00:21 <UNBANks_paul_banks> :--)
00:25 <Just_Me> heya, didn't see u there, u were hiding
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00:45 <unique> Ello, Sorry, was playing stupid facebook games. xD
00:54 <Just_Me> OH NO!!
01:01 <Just_Me> u r addicted unique
01:06 <unique> Hahaha i'm not.
01:08 <unique> Was bored.
01:13 <Just_Me> yeah sure sure
01:14 <UNBANks_paul_banks> arlph
01:14 <Nikky`> Not hiding, just lurking :P
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01:46 <Just_Me> anyone know where the cheapest place is for fitness equipment?
01:58 <dudley> skatepark
02:11 <unique> A bed.
02:17 <Bandicoot> gym
02:19 <dudley> oh yeah, a vag even
02:20 <Just_Me> a bed?
02:23 <unique> Though it generally helps to have someone in it to get fit with.
02:24 <unique> xD
02:30 <unique> unf unf.
02:32 <Bandicoot> you know what happens to fitness equiptment @ home?
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02:34 <Just_Me> hahaha
02:39 <Bandicoot> it turns into storage
02:43 <Just_Me> u r just a sex fiend unique
02:58 <Bandicoot> if youre too lazy to drive to a gym, you are gonna stop working out at home
03:00 <Bandicoot> dont do it
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03:22 <dudley> driving is for faggots,
03:23 <Bandicoot> GO TO THE GYM, better environment, cheaper really, better equiptment
03:27 <Nikky`> lol, I have a treadmill right next to me, think I used it? Noooo..I had to join the gym lol
03:29 <Bandicoot> i run to the gym
03:41 <Bandicoot> its only 5kms away
03:49 <dudley> i do nothing
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04:03 <dudley> the idea of going to a gym to me seams homosexual
04:03 <Bandicoot> and you are nothing
04:05 <Bandicoot> so its fitting
04:06 <Just_Me> unlike u guys, yes i do use mine
04:11 <Nikky`> tho, I over slept gym today so might have to use it later this afternoon :/
04:19 <Warlock> mikey: have i ever told you how much i enjoy these little pep talks ?
04:20 <Bandicoot> Just_Me in the long run you won't
04:25 <Bandicoot> listen to Nikky`
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04:29 <dudley> i'm just going go get a motorbike and get into skateboarding more
04:41 <dudley> and get into down hill mountainbike riding
04:45 <Bandicoot> the only thing i have at home is dumbells and a benchpress
04:45 <dudley> with my cousin
04:46 <Just_Me> Bandicoot, u don't know me
04:51 <Bandicoot> and a boxing bag
05:05 <dudley> yeah i got benchpress and a boxing bag
05:09 <dudley> i use neither
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05:17 <Nikky`> BUT..ppl have different mind set on exercising and if have equipment at home will use it and not get side tracked
05:26 <Nikky`> I, had to join a gym
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05:45 <dudley> for me i'm going to take up skateboarding and going to the beach
05:48 <unique> I prefer working out at home
05:59 <unique> I don't have the confidence to go to a gym and work out
06:04 <dudley> i'd rather do something skillful then mindless repetative gym shit
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06:23 <Nikky`> Yeah, I was same unique but went fuck it..have to get fit somehow
06:32 <Nikky`> plus, mine has ladies only section
06:38 <dudley> hot
06:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Jeffy
06:45 <unique> I didn't want to be the fat chick in the gym, busting my arse and barely seeing results
06:46 <unique> Lol
06:51 Mode: (by Jeffy) +vv Nikky` unique
06:55 <unique> With size 8 chicks all around me jogging away..
06:59 <dudley> do you see vag pop out when under strain Nikky` ?
07:00 <Bandicoot> basically i'll put it to you this way, by going to a gym it's like a work commitment you will find you have to go rather than should, if you worked from home you'd be lazy and wouldn't be as productive because of all the other things you could be doing.. like watching T.V or internet
07:25 <Nikky`> lol..you would see results..I don't care what others think..maybe that comes with being so old now :/
07:43 <Bandicoot> plus its lonely working out at home
07:44 <unique> Was more exciting, working out at home, i hardly left the house, then when i did.. people were like.. WOAH! Look at you!
07:49 <dudley> Nikky` have you ever gazed into another womans vagina ?
07:52 <Nikky`> I go because i've paid for it and I hate wasting money
07:59 <Nikky`> shut up dudley, you retard :P
08:00 <unique> "You look great, you've lost weight!"....
08:06 <dudley> oh woops sorry Nikky`
08:10 <unique> And i was all.. "I know! What a difference 50kgs makes"
08:12 <unique> Roflmao.
08:12 <Bandicoot> gyms are filled to the brim with hot chicks that make you work out extra hard
08:37 <dudley> chicks have vaginas and breasts
08:43 <Nikky`> I see some go and they walk on slow setting, ride bike on low..i'm like why bother? it's doing nothing
08:44 <Bandicoot> and saggy labias
08:54 <Nikky`> My face is beetroot red when i'm done haha
08:59 <Bandicoot> it makes them feel better
09:09 <Bandicoot> and its more cardio for them
09:18 <Bandicoot> they are probably already skinny and dont want to add muscle
09:28 <Bandicoot> bike riding hard is so bad for chicks
09:40 <Bandicoot> it builds huge thighs and makes them look even fatter
09:45 <Bandicoot> silly fat women
09:46 <unique> Lol
09:51 <Nikky`> No No..not skinny
10:00 <+Jeffy> toned.
10:01 <Bandicoot> i have been told to f* off by a few fat women on the bikes
10:06 <Just_Me> u r a fat chick Nikky`
10:09 <Just_Me> hahaha
10:09 <unique> I like my exercise bike, is toning my legs, not making them look fatter.
10:12 <Bandicoot> because i was trying to tell them thier legs will get bigger by doing that
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10:21 <unique> They're already fat, just will look better all toned. LOL.
10:24 <Nikky`> I don't use the bike.. I like x-trainer and treadmill, rowing machine n weights
10:29 <Nikky`> Yes Just_Me, I'm HOOGE
10:35 <Just_Me> i know
10:37 <Just_Me> haha
10:42 <unique> I <3 my orbitrek.
10:43 <Just_Me> size 24 isn't it?
10:52 <Bandicoot> unique muscle grows beneth fat tissue, if you push that tissue outward what do you think the result is?
10:56 <Bandicoot> super sexy thighs?
10:57 <dudley> Nikky` can i tap that ?
11:16 <unique> Bandicoot, i need to tone otherwise i'll get all loose and flabby.
11:21 <Bandicoot> women have no logical sense of thinking when it comes to most things
11:29 <Bandicoot> thats why they knitt and cook for thousands of years
11:36 <unique> So slightly bulked up legs is better than saggy excess skin and grossness.
11:36 <Nikky`> No Just_Me, i've worked my way up to a 26 now
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11:40 <Bandicoot> while man built empires
11:43 <Bandicoot> and internet
12:02 <Just_Me> You too can have a body like Nikky`...
12:12 <unique> Someone said i still looked cute as a size 24, i could have punched them in the face.
12:13 <unique> xD
12:20 <Just_Me> through TRUE neglect!!
12:25 <Nikky`> haha
12:27 <Just_Me> :)
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12:33 <dudley> yeah Bandicoot i found when doing my drivers licence test i failed when ever i had a female instructor,
12:42 <Nikky`> btw.. i'm not a 26
12:43 <Bandicoot> a girl called my penis cute
12:44 <dudley> when i had a male instructer i passed first go
12:50 <Bandicoot> and said she had to go in a hurry
13:04 <Bandicoot> dudley thats because you are dumb
13:09 <dudley> oh
13:21 * Just_Me waves to unique o/~
13:23 <dudley> no i think its todo with the shit the female looks for compaired to what the male looks for
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13:28 <Bandicoot> soon as you walked upto that counter with the paper your result was decided
13:30 <dudley> the man can understand more what i'm doing imo
13:46 <Bandicoot> they compare them with an answer sheet, if you get them wrong you fail
13:54 <Bandicoot> they dont even read the questions
14:09 <Bandicoot> it just as a series of ABCDE and the holes inbetween, if yours are DKAJKAD you failz
14:22 <dudley> yeah i know that, but they inevitably decided weather i've passed or failed each question
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14:31 <Bandicoot> dudley's answer: F sheet answer: A
14:45 <Bandicoot> "Fuckin BITCHES!"
14:59 <bourbonz0r> iz not turn rigeft!
15:11 <Bandicoot> but I'll give you credit for grumpy tarts that work at the transport
15:37 <unique> Bah
15:39 <dudley> we where ment to bond more then this Bandicoot acording to my plan
15:52 <Bandicoot> who are you, Jesus?
16:07 <dudley> jesus can go and get fucked
16:26 <dudley> and eat heaps of childrens dicks
16:40 <unique> O, that's not cool.
16:58 <Bandicoot> Jesus is my friend
17:06 <Bandicoot> he can be your friend to
17:10 <Bandicoot> all you have to do is ask
17:14 <Bandicoot> while on your knees
17:18 <Bandicoot> crouched over a bed
17:33 <+Jeffy> use m0ar per line
17:34 <+Jeffy> lol
17:41 <Bandicoot> Jeffy i type on the fly
17:45 <%Krystal> Bandicoot what crap r u talking about on the nice sunday morning
17:46 <Bandicoot> so basically by the time you finish reading this
17:53 <Bandicoot> you will have the next line ready
17:55 * Krystal huggles Jeffy
18:01 <Bandicoot> no one reads that far across the screen
18:03 <+Jeffy> hi hi Krystal
18:10 <%Krystal> hows those bewbies on da beach in queensland?
18:12 <Bandicoot> it causes eyestrain
18:35 <Bandicoot> the tits in qld look like fried eggs
18:36 <+Jeffy> lol
18:42 <Bandicoot> burnt on the outsides
18:45 <Bandicoot> white in the middle
18:52 <+Jeffy> im in melb
19:12 <%Krystal> ur not on holidays any more Jeffy?
19:16 <Just_Me> not talking unique?
19:25 <Bandicoot> Jeffy looks at cock bulges
19:29 <Bandicoot> not breasts
19:37 <unique> Sorry, appear to be coughing up stuff i shouldn't.
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19:38 <%Krystal> Bandicoot dont pass off ur habits on others
19:44 <Bandicoot> Krystal you just did
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20:08 <Bandicoot> the only bulge I look at is my own
20:09 <%Krystal> no no i know jeffy looks at bewbies Bandicoot
20:17 <Bandicoot> to make sure the sides are clearly visible to lucky women
20:36 <Bandicoot> I wear speedos
20:44 <Bandicoot> extra small
20:55 <Bandicoot> like how big guys wear small tight fitting shirts
21:04 <Bandicoot> it allows for finer detail of body parts
21:11 <+Jeffy> oh good lord.
21:15 <Bandicoot> such as a tremendously tonned core
21:27 <+Jeffy> if your up yourself
21:29 <+Jeffy> sure
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21:41 <Bandicoot> nah just comfortable with my body
21:49 <Rocket> Krystal hows you this morning sweetie
22:01 <Bandicoot> i dont have to wear extra loose clothing to hide fat
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22:14 <Bandicoot> or board shorts to distort the length of my penis
22:17 <Rocket> thats becuase your a Bandicoot lol
22:44 <Rocket> your'e a yogie bear
22:46 <Rocket> haha
22:50 <Bandicoot> no.
23:28 <Rocket> man ive got the massive , hangover ever
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27:31 <+Jeffy> and its you're
27:36 * Just_Me is bored
27:43 <Just_Me> anyone in here entertaining?
27:54 <Rocket> shhh Jeffy ive got a massive hangover lol
28:05 <Rocket> cant be fucked spelling your you're
28:06 <Rocket> :/
28:10 <Bandicoot> ur*
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29:02 <Just_Me> hello ?
29:13 <Rocket> alison says:
29:13 <Rocket> yeah cuz im totally a petafile!
29:14 <Rocket> :/
29:16 <Rocket> wtf
29:26 <Bandicoot> that means shes not
29:27 <+Jeffy> i think she means pedaphile
29:28 <+Jeffy> lol
29:34 <Bandicoot> no Jeffy wrong
29:39 <Rocket> some chick on msn. called me a petafile becuase, i dident wonna give her my last name
29:40 <Bandicoot> it's paedophile
29:40 <Rocket> lol
29:42 <Bandicoot> dummy
29:59 <+Jeffy> lol
30:10 <+Jeffy> odds are you have done something like that
30:31 <Rocket> I gave her a fules last name
30:31 <Bandicoot> I'm QC, I convict them daily
30:32 <Rocket> lol
30:57 <Rocket> I'm not giving her my real name and shit
31:13 <conan> real chickens just got interwesting again !
31:22 <Bandicoot> why are you adding young stupid girls in the first place?
31:47 <Bandicoot> everyone on my msn has to pass a basic evaluation
31:48 <Rocket> Bandicoot wasent' speaking too you idoit
31:49 <Rocket> :/
31:55 <Bandicoot> via a flash game I won't mention
32:06 <Bandicoot> if they score above 30,000, i add them
32:11 <Bandicoot> if not.. i ignore them
32:16 <Rocket> Sorry Jeffy but You're the only person iam speaking too
32:17 <Rocket> :D
32:24 <Bandicoot> Rocket idiot*
32:33 * conan farts
32:43 <+Jeffy> Bandicoot: stop talking shit
32:44 <Bandicoot> wasn't*
32:45 <+Jeffy> for once in your life.
32:50 <Bandicoot> to*
33:00 <Rocket> Jeffy stop been stupid idoit
33:04 <Rocket> i mean
33:08 <Rocket> stupid tab
33:13 <Rocket> Bandicoot*
33:15 <Bandicoot> Jeffy you are grumpy and can't spell, don't take your frustrations out on me
33:27 <Rocket> Bandicoot
33:30 <Rocket> get fuckeD? ok?
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33:34 <Bandicoot> try some self improvement classes
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33:56 <Bandicoot> chico
34:01 <Bandicoot> chu got da stuffs?
34:05 <Rocket> dude, woulden't push him, hes got his finger on the banned trigger hay Jeffy?
34:09 <Rocket> :D
34:09 <+Jeffy> Bandicoot: A QC wouldnt sit online all day.
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34:24 <+Jeffy> He would have cases to review, court writs to prepare etc.
34:25 <Von_Smallhausen> yeah i have it, close by
34:30 <+Jeffy> He wouldnt blow upto 18hrs a day on irc.
34:33 <Bandicoot> Rocket I haven't broke the rules, why would I be worried?
34:38 <Von_Smallhausen> what about chu?
34:40 <Bandicoot> you have though.
34:55 <Rocket> I broken the rules?
34:59 <Bandicoot> abuse
35:04 <Rocket> Jeffy have i broken the , rules?
35:20 <Bandicoot> but I'm not worried either way
35:25 <Rocket> I Just told you too shut up , thats different
35:28 <Bandicoot> no
35:33 <Bandicoot> now you're lying
36:01 <Rocket> ive got other shit too do then listen too your dumb ass lmfao
36:02 <Rocket> ;)
36:13 <Bandicoot> like get drunk and buzz out on irc?
36:17 <Bandicoot> :)
36:27 <Rocket> defently mate
36:35 <Bandicoot> hopeless
36:49 <Rocket> nothing wrong with, a hang over, buzz been on IRC ;)
37:47 <Rocket> Bandicoot stop while you're a head now mate :D
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38:33 <Rocket> soo yeah Jeffy this chick was calling me that becuase I diden't wonna give her my last name
38:36 <Rocket> lol
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38:41 <Mz-Ital> sydney
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38:53 <Rocket> spammers!
39:04 <UNBANks_paul_banks> :---)
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41:26 <clusiana> :/
41:33 <UNBANks_paul_banks> im driving through cootamundra atm
41:52 <clusiana> thats where you get your cooties from!
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42:20 <UNBANks_paul_banks> :(
42:23 <Just_Me> but girls have cooties
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43:01 <UNBANks_paul_banks> lasanga-bear
43:25 <Fred-Bear> lol
43:26 <Fred-Bear> hi
43:52 <Rocket> !seek reco
44:01 <Rocket> !seen reco
44:08 <UNBANks_paul_banks> !sene bron
44:17 <Rocket> lol
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44:41 * Von_Smallhausen slaps Mz-Ital around a bit with a large trout
44:45 <Fred-Bear> nah havent seen her, she called last night, asking about avatar at imax
44:55 <Von_Smallhausen> mellisa
45:01 <UNBANks_paul_banks> ohh 3d
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45:43 <Von_Smallhausen> melissa*
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47:26 <Nikky`> Ok back and all ready to go at 12
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52:14 <Von_Smallhausen> uh oh
52:33 <elle> yes its me haha
52:50 <Von_Smallhausen> i scared
57:04 <George_Mcfly> uh oh
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07:23 <Warlock> do any of you know of a noscript plugin for opera ?
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09:43 <Warlock> farkkkk, russia launched a live free public webcam of the moon
10:11 <Warlock> all that glorious dust
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13:45 <chadley> lol
14:00 <chadley> russia is being silly
14:02 <chadley> then
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14:34 <chadley> dont worry if i lived in freeeeeeeeeezing temperatures like they did i would go silly.
14:46 <couleurs> wowww how about modding me PS3 ey Longie
14:59 <chadley> doesnt quite mean im normal in warm weather mind you, cause i wait too long for it lol
15:00 <stamina> ive lived in minus 20 temperatures b4
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15:34 <chadley> im always ALWAYS thinking of being at the beach in warm weather
15:45 <chadley> if i get to it or not im still thinking of beach.
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17:00 <chadley> so thats what pieter looks like
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17:06 <chadley> he looks like keanu reeves
17:29 <chadley> maybe he's chinese
18:00 <chadley> keanu is
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19:23 <chadley> half chinese half eng
19:51 <chadley> heh, americans, like us are like hard to tell what ancestory
20:08 <Warlock> m!k3y 10v3$ 7h3 c0ck
20:21 <chadley> lol
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20:33 <Pieter> I know you all want me
20:36 <macosx> what about the last tiime u had sex with anybody
20:40 <couleurs> keanu reeves isn't chinese you idiet
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20:42 <macosx> that was an evil occasion wasnt i
20:43 <chadley> lol
20:49 <chadley> pieter is
20:55 <chadley> having a good day
21:06 <chadley> lookin keanuish today pieter?
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22:35 <chadley> its fucking freezing in here
22:41 * chadley shuts off his aircon
22:46 <stamina> where are ya
22:52 <macosx> ya fuckin DOGS
22:56 <chadley> no its cause of the airconditioner
23:15 <chadley> it removes the smoke in here tho
23:36 <chadley> if ya gonna pay $500 for a machine it might as well remove smoke lol
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24:25 <chadley> its .... freezing everything including my brain, i cant move
24:41 <chadley> whatever then it stays on
24:46 <chadley> it will do what it did last time
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25:05 <zoes> hey guys
25:17 <chadley> shut it self off n go on again completely random but saving me the time and trouble of fucking around emptying the water tray
25:18 <macosx> no doubt you'll still be awake
25:22 <chadley> hi zoes
26:22 <Warlock> $7fu m4c0$x
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28:06 <Warlock> y0u bunch 0f p3n!$ 10v3r$
28:08 <macosx> no doubt you'll still be awake
28:27 <macosx> Oi! Turn around here! Are you interested in drugs?
28:44 <Pieter> time for a bike ride
28:45 <Pieter> back later
29:05 <macosx> No, I'm just saying. 'Cause most people around here are.
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30:01 <Just_Me> hey, any non fat chicks in here?
30:02 <Just_Me> haha
30:10 <macosx> Don't look at me pin number, mate! What the fuck?! Are you trippin' or what?
32:33 <macosx> They're either figure skaters or fucking speed skaters, mate. They either go through rubbish and pick at cracks or just wander around in a fucking daze, wondering why they went to places they're going.
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36:29 <macosx> I reckon in 10 years, mate, the long-term effects of ice are not known because it hasn't been around that long. We're all gonna be gibbering fuckin' idiots in a mental home, mate.
37:00 <macosx> Fuckin' oath, mate. You know ice is a mad drug, eh? Mate, if I don't find them soon, everyone's strippin'. No, I'm not scared of that fuckin' ice-headed freak. I'm gonna have to stop or I'll start smashing things.
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38:06 <mike22> the long term effects of ice would be similar to that of an other amphetmaine
38:13 <mike22> though with a much stronger pull towards psychosis
38:45 <macosx> No, we could all be spastics in a fucking mental health wing, mate, or something, you know. 'Cause the ice might fucking, 'cause who knows the long-term effects of ice? No-one, mate, 'cause it's only been around for fucking eight, nine years.
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40:46 <stamina> ice is shit
41:20 <mike22> no u mean.. the ice uve had was shit
41:23 <mike22> lol
41:30 <macosx> Ah, if it worried me, do you think I'd keep doing it? No, really, you know what it is? I like stickin' needles in me vein. Right? And I'll put drugs in there that'll get me off. So, the only drug that gets me off is ice. Heroin...I'm allergic to it or something, I don't know. I used to love it. And now I hate it.
41:57 <stamina> Ive never had ice, its shit, cos ive seen what its done to my mates
42:27 <mike22> well to say its a fucked up drug that creeps up on people is one thing
42:28 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
42:31 <mike22> but its not shit thats for sure
42:59 <macosx> lol
43:03 <stamina> ur obviously a user, and if u look anything like my mates, its s*it
43:06 <macosx> anyone who takes drugs is a fucking moron
43:13 <macosx> im just pasting shit from a ice doco
43:14 <macosx> ROFL
43:26 <noddy07> u not wrong macosx
43:32 <macosx> MATTY: They're either figure skaters or fucking speed skaters, mate. They either go through rubbish and pick at cracks or just wander around in a fucking daze, wondering why they went to places they're going.
44:16 <macosx> I like it 'cause it's the only drug that gets me off. All the rest are shit. Crap. The coppers have fucked it. They keep cutting it too much.
44:22 <noddy07> my younger bro losst all of his front teeth from ice lol
44:29 <macosx> lol
44:35 <macosx> owned
44:51 <noddy07> he was hooked on it
44:56 <macosx> PETE: And basically, there’s that much commotion, stereo's blaring. ”Pull over. You're gonna kill us.” (Makes siren sound) "Let me drive. Let me drive."
44:59 <stamina> , and STILL losers will say ice is good!!, even bigger losers
45:02 <noddy07> but nows hes off it
45:07 <macosx> MATTY: No, I had to reverse. “Bang. Crash. Smash. Boom.” “Quick, we're going to jail for life”, that's what I was thinking.
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46:56 <Bandicoot> elle
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47:10 <noddy07> hey bandicoot
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49:37 * Bastard is Playing [ 2008. Dragonforce - fury of the storm ]
49:41 <Bandicoot> zoey
50:03 <Bandicoot> hi noddy
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50:47 <Bandicoot> greek women have been voted no.1 sexiest nation
50:55 <mike22> nto to mention hairiest
51:00 <mike22> and most annoying voices
51:05 <noddy07> lol
51:12 <stamina> #1 sexist nation??? u gotta be kidding me
51:25 <George_Mcfly> I don'e believe it
51:31 <stamina> it is not true
52:42 <Bandicoot> its sexy when a chick calls u bro
52:54 <stamina> dutch, Norwegian chicks are the sexiest
53:10 <Bandicoot> lol
53:24 <Bandicoot> dutch not really
53:34 <Bandicoot> there are exceptions for every country
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53:45 <stamina> at least they dont get a fat ass from all that crappy food when they're like 25
54:03 <Bandicoot> u need a chick with Jap dna that looks euro
54:27 <stamina> yea, that'd be good...very sexy, eur-asian
54:56 <Bandicoot> that way they wont get fat
55:09 <Bandicoot> most aussie chicks after you marry they go fat
55:11 <stamina> nah, u dont get fat by not eating shit food
55:30 <Bandicoot> british women are horrible
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56:00 <stamina> well, some are ok im sure
56:24 <Bandicoot> yes, exceptions in every country
56:28 <Bandicoot> but i mean to generalise
56:33 <Bandicoot> you wouldnt say british girls are hot
56:43 <Bandicoot> Keelee Hazell is one of the few from UK
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57:27 <Fred-Bear> Bandicoot hi
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58:08 <Fred-Bear> Rhee called gs69azza
58:16 <Fred-Bear> she claims the baby is his
58:17 <Bandicoot> hi fred
58:26 <Bandicoot> who knows
58:28 <Bastard> Fred-Bear: who cares?
58:33 <Bandicoot> i dont concern myself with their personal life
58:36 <noddy07> lol
58:38 <Bandicoot> neither should you
59:05 <damian> �www
59:12 <noddy07> fredbear is obsessed with bron
59:17 <damian> i felt like i was watching home and away for a second there
59:26 <noddy07> lol
59:37 <Bandicoot> he isn't really, he just likes to annoy you guys with repetitive trolling
59:48 <Bastard> noddy07: i think his obssession goes as far as every girl on IRC
59:52 <damian> ill troll you in a minute!
59:57 <Fred-Bear> gs69azza is a good mate, so i dunno, i tend to side with him
59:59 <Bandicoot> bron did _____ today and then she went to ______
00:00 <noddy07> yeah
00:34 <Bandicoot> lol
00:43 <Pieter> damn geek-girl sux
01:05 <noddy07> fred u better get back on yr medication
01:07 <Bastard> Pieter: wouldnt that be a good thing?
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01:58 <Pieter> Bastard: not if i dont get any!
02:08 <Bandicoot> Pieter did she beat you in a game?
02:28 <Bastard> Pieter had his ass handed to him by her
02:33 <Bandicoot> he would have
02:35 <Bandicoot> shes pro
02:44 <Bandicoot> pro gamer
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03:12 <Pieter> she's insane!
03:12 <Pieter> :)
03:44 <Bandicoot> you can't read irc text, how are you gonna read a person you've never met?
03:57 <Bandicoot> now that.. is insanity
04:13 <Bandicoot> I'll give you a minute to read that
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04:27 <WiLd_TuRkeY> we can be friends if you act normal
04:48 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hey people
05:23 <WiLd_TuRkeY> going once, going twice... sold to the man in the red jacket
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07:31 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Ludacris - Act A Fool
07:32 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKnT7JMUNAo
08:57 <Bandicoot> which one of you own this
09:00 <Bandicoot> www.carsales.com.au/all-cars/private/details.aspx?R=8123831
09:10 <Bandicoot> give you 80k for it
09:48 <WiLd_TuRkeY> my pimp in my new tvshow
10:41 <Bandicoot> can i be on your show
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12:42 <Bandicoot> chu know something
12:47 <Bandicoot> i eat sushi 3 times a day mang
12:50 <Pieter> i dont get how geekgirl has a gamerscore of 30,000
12:52 <Pieter> and i only have 930
12:53 <Pieter> :/
12:55 <Bandicoot> i got fkn seaweed cummin outta ma ears
12:57 <Bandicoot> how chu like dat?
13:03 <Pieter> chu chu
13:05 <Pieter> :/
13:13 <Bandicoot> cause she plays xbox like everyday?
13:26 <Bandicoot> you suck Pieter
13:40 <Bandicoot> i have a 3800 gamerscore and ive only ever played 360 like less than 20 times
13:53 <Pieter> liar
14:10 <Bandicoot> you get points for achievements from games
14:18 <Bandicoot> more games you play more achievements
14:30 <George_Mcfly> you look at the games she's got, and she's got a lot of really shitty games on their were the points are really easy to get
14:59 <George_Mcfly> my spelling is way off
15:13 <Bandicoot> not really, she has a 20:1 kill/death ratio in Halo
15:19 <Bandicoot> shes pro
15:44 <Von_Smallhausen> hey Pieter where chu get the beauty scar? tough guy???
15:51 <Von_Smallhausen> playing computer games?
16:04 <Von_Smallhausen> chu fucking chivato
16:19 <Bandicoot> no
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16:35 <Bandicoot> the kids at the myer playing xbox bashed him so they could have a go
16:37 <Von_Smallhausen> how chu like it mang chu playing computer games chu got a fucking chivato looking after chu, watching chu making sure chu playing it right
16:38 <Pieter> chu chu
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17:09 <Bandicoot> dat car up there ^ pizzazz mang
17:24 <Bandicoot> Elvira would be pleased to be driven around in dat
17:30 <Bandicoot> wit her daisy hat
17:39 <Bandicoot> it got aerotop convertible
17:46 <Bandicoot> so chu feel free
18:03 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter chu look like a moolie on da street corner mang
18:03 <Bandicoot> 110k it no problem
18:46 <Bandicoot> Pieter goto da shop n the girl at da shop scan half his food cause he clothes got holes n grease stains on dem
18:55 <Bandicoot> she feel bad
19:08 <Bandicoot> dat a chivato buyin savings brand
20:14 <Bandicoot> mang i at the shops before
20:21 <Bandicoot> lotta dudes got ugly gfs
20:22 <Bandicoot> lol
20:26 <Bandicoot> nasty
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20:50 <Bandicoot> tellin them which stuffs to buy
20:54 <Bandicoot> fook dat
21:08 <Bandicoot> i dnt need dat shit in my life mang
21:20 <Von_Smallhausen> Look at chu now Pieter!
21:34 <Von_Smallhausen> you're not laughing now
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21:42 <Von_Smallhausen> Manny shoot dat piece of shit
22:13 <Pieter> http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs217.snc3/22472_263799169841_552509841_3533702_7558912_n.jpg <-- Sonia
22:28 <Von_Smallhausen> Sonia former op?
22:33 <Bandicoot> miss piggy?
22:42 <Von_Smallhausen> lol
22:43 <Von_Smallhausen> yuk
22:50 <noddy07> lol thats wot i was thinking bandicoot
25:02 <Bandicoot> http://www.geekologie.com/2009/03/19/gamer%20girl%20loves%20geekologie.jpg
25:08 <Bandicoot> she chats here
25:11 <Bandicoot> but i cant say who
25:25 <Von_Smallhausen> lolllllllll
25:26 <Von_Smallhausen> lolllllllll
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25:28 <Von_Smallhausen> fuck mang
26:02 <macosx> fuckin' BANG!
26:05 <macosx> who is that piece of shit
26:18 <stamina> thats groos
26:19 <noddy07> lol bandicoot
26:27 <stamina> gross
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26:37 <Bandicoot> ok its elle
26:53 <Von_Smallhausen> lol
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28:16 <Bandicoot> i make sushi now
28:22 <Bandicoot> ^_^;; ying yong
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30:49 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u can be the bum in my show Bandicoot
31:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the wise bum
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33:12 <Pieter> hahaha
33:16 <Pieter> Alf is on 7 two
33:20 <Pieter> weeknights @ 6pm
33:34 <couleurs> yep
33:40 <Pieter> ive had nightmares about that furry creature from malmac
33:52 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i use to watch that show as a kid
34:00 <Pieter> *nod*
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34:07 <WiLd_TuRkeY> same as skippy
34:09 <Pieter> pogs!
34:12 <WiLd_TuRkeY> and flipper
34:13 <Pieter> and they have alf on it
34:17 <Pieter> alf pogs are back!
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34:45 <WiLd_TuRkeY> thomas the tanbk engine
34:49 <WiLd_TuRkeY> too toot
35:01 <WiLd_TuRkeY> smurfs
35:06 <WiLd_TuRkeY> snorkels
35:09 <WiLd_TuRkeY> power ranges
35:11 <WiLd_TuRkeY> chip n dale
35:16 <WiLd_TuRkeY> gummy bears
35:43 <PandasDontDrive> lets go smurfing!
38:34 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Dj Remixmaster Niels - Act a fool remix
38:34 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfCh9c8U2Go
38:49 <WiLd_TuRkeY> rate it
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40:36 <WiLd_TuRkeY> people smuggling can be fun
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42:11 <WiLd_TuRkeY> whyd u wanna smuggle people i dont know
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44:05 <Pieter> stebie: you gotta get forza 3!
44:06 <WiLd_TuRkeY> make some noise
44:10 <Pieter> i wanna challenge you!
44:15 <Pieter> and get a wheel!
44:17 <Pieter> even tho you drive
44:22 <Pieter> so it might be a lil boring for ya
44:24 <Pieter> but still :)
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46:21 <macosx> Oi! Turn around here! Are you interested in drugs?
50:14 <damian> mm
50:15 <damian> drugs
50:17 <damian> gimme
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50:43 <Pieter> im the boogie mannnnnnn
50:53 <Pieter> goodie
50:58 <Pieter> my microwave meal is done
50:59 <Pieter> well
51:00 <Pieter> snack
51:01 <Pieter> :)
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52:35 <WiLd_TuRkeY> would u like a microwave in your car?
53:54 <whatever8> i'd like a chandeleir and an open fireplace in my car
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55:10 <SuCkMyCoCk> hi cocksuckers
55:12 <SuCkMyCoCk> wanna suck my cock
55:24 <SuCkMyCoCk> no tranny faggots
55:34 <ghetto> not funny
55:37 <whatever8> whats in it for us??
55:38 <Melbournity> lol ok wat about normal faggots then :P
55:49 <SuCkMyCoCk> no faggot or tranny shit
55:52 <SuCkMyCoCk> just ho's
55:57 <Melbournity> i'm a ho
56:01 <Melbournity> and i suk on cock
56:05 <whatever8> nothing suss...
56:07 <SuCkMyCoCk> ur mum is better
56:11 <SuCkMyCoCk> so i want here
56:12 <SuCkMyCoCk> her
56:18 <Melbournity> cant be...your mum is one that taught me!
56:21 <ghetto> SuCkMyCoCk is it that hard to get a blowjob??
56:26 <Melbournity> lol'
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56:31 <SuCkMyCoCk> not from Melbournitys mum
56:33 <SuCkMyCoCk> cause shes such a slut
56:45 <SuCkMyCoCk> she loves my cock like a fat bitch loves cake
56:50 <Melbournity> hahaha
56:51 <ghetto> oh dear
57:01 <SuCkMyCoCk> what cunt
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58:05 <stamina> lmao
58:11 <Melbournity> lol
58:15 <Melbournity> wat a loser
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59:13 <whatever8> what a fat controller
59:27 <stamina> hahaha
59:40 <stamina> more like a turbo tossa
59:43 <ghetto> wots wrong with fat chicks who love cake
59:48 <ghetto> love em
59:51 <ghetto> my type of girl
59:57 <stamina> u r wat u eat
00:19 <LARRYEMDUR> * SLY`gone is now known as SLY`gonetovisitMandyforsomesexyfun
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01:52 <whatever8> are you allowed to say mike instead of the c word
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02:55 <whatever8> hunt
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03:25 <LARRYEMDUR> carmichael hunt ?
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06:40 <Bandicoot> if you can give me the 3rd, 20th, 13th and 19th letter of the alphabet in order you'll win a prize
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07:08 <whatever8> most ppl who use that word are uneducated
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07:46 <Bandicoot> most ppl who say uneducated are uneducated
07:59 <Pieter> whoever wants to start off a basic home cinema
08:01 <Pieter> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/HD-1080P-LCD-PROJECTOR-SUPPORTS-HDMI-PS3-WII-XBOX-TV-PC_W0QQitemZ180450974772QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Home_Theatre?hash=item2a03b75c34
08:06 <Pieter> its only $288
08:08 <Bandicoot> no thanks Pieter, we have jobs
08:11 <Pieter> but gah its fat n ugly
08:14 <Pieter> errrr
08:16 <Bandicoot> can we afford the proper displays
08:21 <Bandicoot> we dont need cheap alternatives
08:23 <Bandicoot> but thanks
08:25 <Pieter> you dont have a job!
08:29 <Bandicoot> i have 2
08:32 <Pieter> why do you persist on lying?
08:38 <%Krystal> irc and?
08:38 <Pieter> you do not!
08:39 <Pieter> haha Krystal
08:52 <Pieter> i think he rents out his bum Krystal
08:55 <Bandicoot> irc is not a job
09:08 <%Krystal> well u r here more than i am Bandicoot
09:14 <whatever8> can't we all just get along???????
09:15 <%Krystal> it must be a job gor u
09:28 <Bandicoot> how would you know if you arent here ?
09:29 <%Krystal> whatever8 hows ur weekend
09:38 <%Krystal> i scroll Bandicoot
09:38 <Pieter> jesus those projectors have a shit contrast ratio
09:39 <whatever8> peachy
09:42 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot - you seem to be onhere a hell of a lot for someone who has a job
09:46 <Pieter> no wonder mine was way more expensive
09:48 <Bandicoot> scrolling is just as bad as being here Krystal
09:51 <LARRYEMDUR> but what job ? delivering pamphlettes ?
09:53 <%Krystal> u tell him LARRYEMDUR
09:58 <Bandicoot> its sunday.
10:08 <whatever8> its beer day
10:10 <%Krystal> it is today
10:13 <Pieter> omg! Bandicoot knows his days
10:18 * LARRYEMDUR gyrates & pelvic thrusts Bandicoot our of the channel *KABOOM*
10:19 <%Krystal> but u will be here alllllllllllllll day tomorrow
10:31 <Bandicoot> im never here on work hours
10:33 <LARRYEMDUR> I was heading to Geelong Beach tuesday but my hornay mate has to work :(
10:34 <Bandicoot> but you are
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10:47 <Pieter> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Planar-PD7010-HD-DLP-projector_W0QQitemZ120519018223QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_PROJECTORS?hash=item1c0f7e46ef
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10:55 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot - I log onto irc at work ? gees if I did, i'd be instantly fired
10:57 <Pieter> id love that, if it was brighter
11:02 <Pieter> its sooo cute that projector
11:05 <Bandicoot> i do at woolies
11:05 <Pieter> its like a bubble:))
11:09 <LARRYEMDUR> just turn the light on Pieter, then it's lighter
11:12 <Bandicoot> while I do inventory management
11:16 <Pieter> gah LARRYEMDUR
11:18 <zoes> gone quiet here
11:22 <LARRYEMDUR> lol @ supermarket worker
11:23 <PandasDontDrive> Buy A Gene Hunt T-Shirt!
11:28 <LARRYEMDUR> lol @ that job
11:30 <Bandicoot> zoes you blind right?
11:34 <zoes> krystal hun hello :)
11:35 <Pieter> funny that, with all the lights on, the image does saturate much
11:40 <LARRYEMDUR> that was so 5 years ago
11:42 * Krystal huggles zoes
11:44 <zoes> no Bandicoot i am talking about perth here
11:50 <Pieter> i still gotta buy those sun block out curtains
11:57 <Owen> hrm
11:57 <Pieter> but fuck its doing well the way it is
12:00 <LARRYEMDUR> Krystal - tell me you watched the 20/20 kfc big bash final last night !
12:01 <Owen> anyone know much about radio systems?
12:09 <%Krystal> nope LARRYEMDUR
12:10 <Pieter> not me Owen:(
12:17 <%Krystal> we watched back to the future 11
12:21 <Pieter> Im more an AV receiver person :p
12:26 <%Krystal> got the scores this morning
12:28 <PanfriedSeaScallops> np: doctor clayton - complete recordings 1935-1942 - peter's blues
12:29 <Bandicoot> they made an 11th one?
12:30 <Bandicoot> wow
12:33 <Pieter> what radio systems?
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12:36 <%Krystal> looked good though LARRYEMDUR
12:38 <zoes> i went to adventure world yesterday here in perth
12:44 <LARRYEMDUR> oh how good were the days of the shortwave radio when i thought it was awesomely awesome to listen to a bbc radio show at 11pm
12:52 * Elite_zero is drinking DIET DR PEPPER
12:53 <Bandicoot> I missed BTTF 3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
13:00 <Elite_zero> It tastes like Root Beer A and W
13:02 <Elite_zero> A & W
13:04 <%Krystal> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yuck Elite_zero
13:06 <zoes> hi Elite_zero
13:08 <PanfriedSeaScallops> who likes gingerbread men?
13:12 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr-I6-gxecg
13:20 <Elite_zero> krystal I like dr pepper more than come
13:21 <Elite_zero> coke
13:22 <whatever8> year great movie
13:23 <Pieter> damnit
13:23 <%Krystal> gengerbread women?
13:27 <%Krystal> gingerbread women?
13:30 <Pieter> those projectors are 800x600 native
13:31 <LARRYEMDUR> It was so dissapointing the Hewitt match only went 90 or so mins :(
13:33 <Pieter> fuck thatg
13:34 <Bandicoot> Krystal is it true you are over 40
13:36 <Elite_zero> dr pepper is like the combination of root beer AND Sars
13:38 <Pieter> mines 1024x768
13:39 <Bandicoot> and use irc to chat to young blokes
13:42 <alch3my> <Elite_zero> krystal I like dr pepper more than come
13:44 <alch3my> rofl
13:47 * zoes waves at krystal
13:49 <%Krystal> Bandicoot and there is a problem with that?
13:51 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot - is it true ur IQ is under 40 ?
13:57 <Bandicoot> there is if youre married
14:05 <%Krystal> wy is that Bandicoot?
14:17 <%Krystal> do u think ignorance is only for the young Bandicoot?
14:20 <Bandicoot> if you need me to tell you, you shouldn't be married :O
14:23 <Elite_zero> I ordered cheetos from ebay, too
14:27 * Krystal loves technology
14:28 <Elite_zero> 100 bags of Cheetos flaming hot
14:34 <Elite_zero> and cheetos plain cheese
14:35 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhwd5N17M90
14:39 <Elite_zero> family size
14:42 <Elite_zero> I am American now!
14:43 <Elite_zero> :)
14:44 <%Krystal> Bandicoot i have been married 18 years
14:51 <LARRYEMDUR> don't worry Krystal, as a shitkicker at work in a supermarket, he is still a virgin in his late 20's and resigned to looking up porn at work, bare in mind, he must delete all browsing history before ehading home
14:52 <%Krystal> so now what r u going to say?
15:05 <%Krystal> how long were ur parents married for Bandicoot?
15:10 <Elite_zero> larry aka azz, netz is even virgin at 45
15:13 <Bandicoot> im 15 actually
15:13 <Elite_zero> Thats ok
15:15 <LARRYEMDUR> Krystal - they were never married
15:16 <Elite_zero> its just like that
15:17 <Bandicoot> 16 in july
15:36 <%Krystal> well i have been with my partner 20 years nearly 21 all up
15:36 <alch3my> lul
15:40 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot - ya cant have an inventry job at coles at 15 ya doofus
15:47 <%Krystal> so u think married people have no place online?
15:49 <Bandicoot> i dont work at coles
15:50 <Bandicoot> doofus
15:53 <LARRYEMDUR> Krystal - how's ED been treating you those 21 years ?
16:11 <%Krystal> he has been treating me as he should or i wouldnt have been here lol
16:16 <Owen> i worked @ Safeway when i was 17. One of the better jobs i've had
16:28 <Bandicoot> Krystal i think married ppl should raise kids before flirting online
16:34 <LARRYEMDUR> lol @ that, waking up lying on his triple chin would be like having sex with Harold Bishop
16:36 <%Krystal> i was a casual @ coles at 14
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16:38 <stamina> american now?
16:48 <stamina> i can think of better things to crow about
16:49 <Elite_zero> yup
16:50 <Pieter> fuck me dead
16:51 <%Krystal> Bandicoot i can't see flirting
16:53 <Elite_zero> I eat american food and drink
16:54 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot is 25 and working part time LOL
16:56 <%Krystal> u have a very dirty mind Bandicoot
16:57 <Elite_zero> imported from the US
17:07 <Bandicoot> yea i work in an aircon office and they pay me 14.5 to do inventory management
17:08 <Pieter> i hate how these idiots advertise a projector as full hd but are only native to 800x600
17:08 <Bandicoot> its really great
17:09 <stamina> imported?
17:10 <%Krystal> and i think u r like my kids needing guiding Bandicoot
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17:12 <whatever8> i beleive irc shouldnt be allowed for ppl under 21
17:13 <Pieter> why dont they say full hd compatible
17:13 <Bandicoot> i work there at night
17:19 <LARRYEMDUR> lol @ 14.50 an hour
17:30 <Bandicoot> its good money
17:39 <LARRYEMDUR> I reckon irc should have an age requirement of 18
17:52 <LARRYEMDUR> yeah Bandicoot - 4 hours a night at 14.50 anhour lol
17:53 <%Krystal> i do too LARRYEMDUR
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18:02 <Elite_zero> anyone here has a faceboon account full of their family's accounts?
18:06 <Bandicoot> stupid people never grow out of stupidity LARRYEMDUR
18:07 <%Krystal> but even then people in their 30's act like kids
18:08 <Elite_zero> as their friends on facebook
18:11 <Bandicoot> you can't cure stupid with age
18:12 <LARRYEMDUR> $290 a week clear LOL
18:20 <Elite_zero> krystal, many many immature ppl nowaways
18:22 <Elite_zero> in real life
18:24 <Elite_zero> acting like kids
18:28 <Elite_zero> I laugh a bit
18:29 <%Krystal> whats a faceboon account?
18:33 <Bandicoot> i do 4 nights a week there
18:40 <Bandicoot> and I get double time
18:44 <Bandicoot> after 4hrs
18:46 <%Krystal> how old is Bandicoot?
18:57 <Bandicoot> i just told you a minute ago
18:58 <Pieter> im a Bandicoot and homosexuallity was my idea
19:02 <Pieter> im a pc and windows 7 was my idea
19:10 <LARRYEMDUR> there should be a command on irc that if there is a repeat offender in regards to abuse to other users, there should be an ability for ircops to deregister the users nickname and have his ip address banned from all of irc
19:12 <Bandicoot> im 15 1/2
19:21 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot is 25
19:28 <%Krystal> thats the age u make out u r
19:31 <%Krystal> whats ur real age?
19:33 <Elite_zero> I still got mt staff ID card so I went to my former uni bookshop and I got WINDOWS 7 ULTIMATE for 35 bucks only
19:34 <%Krystal> i bet ur 45
19:37 <%Krystal> and married
19:40 <Elite_zero> subsidized by the uni
19:42 <Elite_zero> for staff members
19:45 <LARRYEMDUR> Krystal - lets put an age requirement on this channel, 16
19:46 <%Krystal> and flirting all the time Bandicoot
19:48 <Bandicoot> i was born '94
19:49 <Pieter> Krystal: he's 15... but apparently he was paid $18/hour when he was working when he was 11
19:50 <Elite_zero> subsidised
19:58 <%Krystal> ha Pieter
20:03 <Pieter> exactly Krystal
20:07 <Elite_zero> windows 7 ULTIMATE for 35 bucks
20:09 <Elite_zero> lol
20:09 <Pieter> I remember my first job at 13
20:09 <%Krystal> even paper rounds r $5 a round
20:12 <Bandicoot> 45? thank you for the compliment
20:13 <Pieter> and I was only paid $3/hour
20:14 <Pieter> :/
20:14 <Elite_zero> cos I have still my staff ID there
20:15 <stamina> 35 bux??
20:17 <Elite_zero> so cheap
20:18 <%Krystal> so that is the ultimate bullshit
20:18 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot - you earn $3.50 less 4-5 years later per hour ? gees what a genius
20:18 <Bandicoot> I do act mature for my age
20:19 <Elite_zero> Yes
20:19 <Pieter> $123/week
20:19 <stamina> how u do that?
20:31 <Pieter> $123/week at 13 was fucking $1,000,000 for me
20:35 <Elite_zero> the unu subsidises Windows 7 Ultimate for staff members
20:36 <Owen> my first job was a paperboy, 4 days a week, 115 papers to deliver per day
20:37 <Bandicoot> LARRYEMDUR i get $29 after 4 hrs
20:40 <Owen> 3.4c per paper
20:41 <Bandicoot> sometimes i work 7hrs at night
20:41 <Elite_zero> since I was a teacher there
20:45 <%Krystal> that wasn't a complaiment Bandicoot
20:45 <Elite_zero> and I got my staff ID card
20:46 <Bandicoot> depending on what is left to do
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20:49 <Elite_zero> I bought it last week
20:49 <stamina> not bad at all
20:54 <Owen> and an extra 1c per paper if there were more than 2 inserts
20:56 <stamina> which uni?
20:56 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot - ur on here every night
21:01 <Elite_zero> I am gonna install it soon cos I got Windows 7 Home Prof now
21:03 <Elite_zero> And all data
21:06 <Bandicoot> not everynight, most nights
21:07 <Pieter> Bandicoot: the other day you said you get $15/hour
21:08 <%Krystal> he is to LARRYEMDUR
21:09 <Elite_zero> have to move all data first, etc
21:11 <Bandicoot> i do 4 nights at the shop
21:13 <Elite_zero> then install ULTIMATE
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21:15 <Pieter> Bandicoot: 15x4 = $60
21:22 <Bandicoot> why am I on a timer or something?
21:23 <Pieter> so now its $29 for 4 hours
21:31 <Pieter> see
21:33 <LARRYEMDUR> [14:21] -NickOP- *** Information about Bandicoot [759] ***
21:34 <LARRYEMDUR> [14:21] -NickOP- Last address: [email protected]
21:34 <LARRYEMDUR> [14:21] -NickOP- Last ident'd: Sun Jan 24 01:47:42 2010 GMT
21:34 <LARRYEMDUR> [14:21] -NickOP- Registered : Sun Dec 13 10:47:20 2009 GMT
21:34 <Bandicoot> Pieter no, after 4hrs i get double time
21:36 <Pieter> i said the other day
21:39 <Pieter> when a person lies
21:40 <Bandicoot> if you had a job you would know about that
21:40 <LARRYEMDUR> registered during school holidays
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21:43 <Pieter> they have to keep tabs of those lies
21:47 <Elite_zero> even windows 7 Home prof is only 45 bucks or so ON ITSNOTCHEATING.COM.AU
21:49 <Pieter> and then they need to elaborate on em
21:51 <Bandicoot> Pieter you can't read
21:53 <Pieter> which leads to more lies
21:54 <Elite_zero> and Mic Office 2007 only 75 bucks LIFETIME
21:56 <Owen> i just work in an office on $45.91/hour
21:56 <LARRYEMDUR> so in a week he'll be back at school and hardly on
21:59 <Owen> it does me :(
22:00 <LARRYEMDUR> thank fuck
22:06 <Bandicoot> i just told you i get 14.5hr and double time AFTER 4hrs
22:10 <%Krystal> we will see LARRYEMDUR
22:11 <stamina> microsoft = SKYNET
22:15 <Pieter> everything you say Bandicoot reads to me 'Hi, I am Bandicoot and Im saying another lie'
22:18 <Bandicoot> are you really that stupid you can't read text?
22:18 <SeZz> like school kids even know what IRC is anymore
22:32 <Pieter> haha @ stamina
22:32 <Bandicoot> hi sezz
22:34 <Pieter> funny:))
22:34 <%Krystal> na they dont SeZz
22:43 <%Krystal> they r in to other things
22:49 <Bandicoot> i know ALOT about you
22:54 <SeZz> its all about the facebooks and twittars
23:01 Quit: Woman44Gentlema ([email protected]) Quit: changing servers
23:01 <%Krystal> it is SeZz
23:07 <LARRYEMDUR> Krystal - can I pm u ?
23:09 <Pieter> I remember when iRC was like... COOL 10 years ago
23:11 <SeZz> good for u Bandicoot
23:13 <Pieter> now its just pathetic
23:15 <Pieter> :/
23:19 <SeZz> why r u here then Pieter
23:29 <Bastard> Pieter: it was pathetic 10 years ago even :P
23:33 <Pieter> SeZz: I cant win my fight over the addiction
23:35 <LARRYEMDUR> lets ban Bandicoot for 8 days so then he wont come back until 1st day of school LOL
23:36 <Bandicoot> Pieter remembers spending 10yrs on irc, sad
23:37 <%Krystal> lol Bastard
23:43 <Pieter> Bastard: naa... people were like, decent back then
23:50 <Pieter> sure, ya had ya fools.. but there were no more than 2 or 3
23:51 <LARRYEMDUR> Bastard - 10 yrs ago when u were supposedly 5 yrs old ?
23:53 Quit: _cia_ ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
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23:56 <Pieter> :/
23:56 <SeZz> irc wasnt cool like 15 years ago
23:58 <LARRYEMDUR> woops wrong person LOL
24:01 <SeZz> now we're just all the addicts
24:03 <SeZz> who cant leave
24:06 <Bandicoot> LARRYEMDUR laughing at yourself is pretty lame
24:07 <Pieter> SeZz: say that to the warez groups :P
24:15 <Owen> i was just thinking
24:15 <SeZz> i mean was
24:17 <SeZz> not wasnt
24:19 <SeZz> fkn D:
24:21 <Pieter> all the warez groups used irc and prob still do as their way of communication
24:26 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot - when you wank, do you even blow cum yet or aint you old enough ?
24:27 <Owen> i've been on irc longer than some of these kids have been alive :/
24:28 <Bastard> Pieter: that was the reason i came on IRC in the first place
24:29 <Pieter> ftp sites were used as dumps
24:34 <Pieter> Bastard: same
24:51 <Bastard> and here i am chatting to people :/
24:52 <Pieter> Bastard: As soon as all the busts went on in DoD, i went quiet :/
24:52 <Bandicoot> i have had sex before so yes
25:06 Quit: Melbournity ([email protected]) Quit:
25:08 <Owen> i had sex once
25:09 <Pieter> yeh, i was efnet person until I was 15/16
25:11 <Owen> it hurt :/
25:13 <Pieter> then I came to austnet
25:18 <Owen> i'm still on efnet
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25:26 <Owen> and ozorg
25:27 <Pieter> plus613 Owen
25:33 <LARRYEMDUR> yay Bellatrix is here
25:36 <LARRYEMDUR> she is pretty sexy
25:39 <Owen> I am "Owen-"
25:43 * Pieter touches Bellatrix
25:45 <Bandicoot> i was in primary school
25:46 <SeZz> aaron that was an extremely juvenile thing to say even for you
25:47 <Bastard> i used to go on dalnet. its fucked now
25:48 <Bellatrix> she isnt really here
25:50 <Pieter> is not LARRYEMDUR!
25:51 <Owen> because i'm way too lazy to use a silly name these days
25:54 <Bandicoot> drawing dragons and airplanes
26:01 <tetrasalicylide> Uuuuugh.
26:02 <Pieter> my old nicknames were toast- and |Bratt|
26:03 <LARRYEMDUR> SeZz - so you don't think Bellatrix is sexy ?
26:09 <SeZz> not that bit
26:10 <Owen> Jellikit was mine
26:11 <SeZz> the other but
26:14 <SeZz> bit
26:19 <SeZz> ive never seen bella
26:21 <LARRYEMDUR> oh, bout wanking LOL
26:21 <Bandicoot> how about |Dopey|
26:24 <Pieter> Owen: did you used to type in theglobe?
26:24 <LARRYEMDUR> sorry :(
26:39 <Bellatrix> ciao
26:44 <Pieter> byes!
26:45 Quit: Bellatrix ([email protected]) Quit:
26:46 <Pieter> :)
26:54 <whatever8> hotel??
26:55 <SeZz> and now u scared her off
26:59 <Bandicoot> brat has only 1 t
27:00 <LARRYEMDUR> :( :(
27:02 <Pieter> oh god
27:06 <Pieter> that was probably jill
27:11 <Pieter> that skanky whore :/
27:26 <Pieter> Bandicoot: I know that
27:31 <Bandicoot> Im goin to the beach with my friends
27:34 <Bandicoot> bye everyone
27:35 <Pieter> dont lie
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27:40 <LARRYEMDUR> lol
27:40 <Owen> theglobe? wow i remember that
27:41 <Pieter> your mum is banning you from the computer
27:48 <Owen> i think that was the eltham guys, wasnt it?
27:49 <Pieter> Owen: I thought i remembered your nick from there
27:52 <Pieter> yeh
27:58 <LARRYEMDUR> his mum has to look up new recipies
28:02 <Pieter> we all used to have massive gangbangs
28:10 <Owen> i used to work with anthony thegod or so
28:14 <Pieter> primus
28:14 <Pieter> ?
28:18 <Owen> yah
28:20 <Pieter> iprimus helpdesk
28:21 <Pieter> hahahaha
28:31 <Pieter> no good :/
28:35 <Owen> wasnt for long
28:38 <Owen> only 6 - 8 months
28:53 <Pieter> i ko'd ThE_GoD (adam)
28:55 <Owen> i've been in my current job for 6 months now
28:58 <Pieter> fucking dopey goose
29:05 <Pieter> fucked anna
29:06 <Owen> and i'm still a new guy :(
29:07 <Pieter> but shh :p
29:09 <kibblz> �
29:13 <Owen> anna. his sister?
29:17 <Pieter> naa
29:19 <Pieter> his gf/wife
29:23 <Owen> oh
29:24 <Pieter> ice_chickie
29:26 <kibblz> theres too many anna's in this world.
29:30 <Owen> iirc his sister was pretty hot
29:34 <Pieter> yeh
29:36 <Pieter> i liked her
29:43 <Pieter> but she had an attitude i couldnt deal with 90% of the time
29:46 <Owen> i remember a nye at her place
30:02 <Pieter> anthony and ^magenta^ got together
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30:10 <Pieter> only cos ^magenta^ was the last female that was pretty much single
30:16 <Pieter> and i took the girl anthony wanted
30:21 <Pieter> so he got with her
30:28 <LARRYEMDUR> ^Magenta^ ? lol she hates it when I ask ehr bout her so called spiral staircase
30:29 <Pieter> fucking sad group theglobe was
30:31 <kibblz> good ol irc hook ups
30:33 <Owen> she still comes on here
30:46 <Owen> last ircer i hooked up with was emily
30:53 <Pieter> i liked cookie better than theglobe
30:55 <kibblz> okay and i know emily do i
31:01 <Pieter> i still deal with SAbre
31:08 <LARRYEMDUR> so which female from this channel is sadder than ^MumzyCharmz^ ?
31:12 <Owen> my current girlfriend doesnt even have a computer
31:17 <Pieter> the rest can pretty much go get fucked
31:18 <LARRYEMDUR> and a sadder loser male than Aradiel ?
31:25 <Pieter> so much trouble caused due to me hooking up with the ex
31:38 <kibblz> i always see bad stuff happen when ppl from irc hook up
31:40 <LARRYEMDUR> Pieter - why do you love urself so much ?
31:42 <kibblz> just look at bron
31:46 <kibblz> everyone talks about her and azz
31:53 <whatever8> i love myself too much
31:58 <Pieter> LARRYEMDUR: if you were me, you would too
32:03 <LARRYEMDUR> gs69aa is pretty average looking
32:09 <kibblz> so is bron
32:11 <kibblz> so it works
32:30 <kibblz> she has to be drunk to have sex with him
32:35 <kibblz> cause his dick is too small
32:44 <LARRYEMDUR> Pieter - i'm being serious, u fucking annoy me sometimes with your fucked attitude, you reckon ur so fucking good. you need to settle and dump urself from the relationship ur having with urself
32:53 <kibblz> LOL
32:56 <LARRYEMDUR> yeah weedy guys have small cocks
32:58 <kibblz> im with larry on that
33:04 <kibblz> Pieter is a bit of a cocksucker
33:10 <kibblz> one of them bullshitters
33:15 <kibblz> who think they are good
33:18 <LARRYEMDUR> i'd love to chat with ur cos I think ur ok sometimes but toher times like fuck me dead
33:49 <Pieter> kibblz: i dont bullshit, thats my problem :/
34:06 <LARRYEMDUR> u remind me of someone who perves on every inch of his body each morning and night in a full length mirror and tells himself 25 times a day 'fuck ur sexy' and wink in the mirror
34:08 Join: myth ([email protected]) to #melbourne
34:08 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h myth
34:15 <kibblz> theres somethin off abotu you Pieter
34:29 <LARRYEMDUR> create a show, 'theres something about Pieter'
34:40 <LARRYEMDUR> that something is ... he loves himself too much
34:48 <kibblz> Pieter feels fake
35:01 <Pieter> and LARRYEMDUR... No!
35:01 <Pieter> yeh
35:02 <Pieter> i do that
35:02 <Pieter> so fucking what
35:02 <Pieter> how does that affect you?
35:03 <LARRYEMDUR> i'm suprised Pieter doesnt use a fake tan to spray on himself
35:06 <whatever8> if only we still had rovem "what the...."
35:18 <Pieter> jealousy is your curse
35:19 <Pieter> not mine :/
35:27 <PandasDontDrive> http://failblog.org/2010/01/10/avatar-plot-fail/
35:33 <PandasDontDrive> big LOLZ
35:37 <LARRYEMDUR> the only thing im jealous of you is you dont live with ur parents but i do
35:44 <Pieter> i havent watched avatar properly yet
35:45 <kibblz> lol
35:50 <Pieter> i think i got through 30 min n thats it
35:51 <kibblz> avatar rocked
35:51 <Pieter> turned it off
36:05 <Pieter> LARRYEMDUR: Im jealous of you then
36:07 <kibblz> dunno how it couldnt interest someone
36:09 <LARRYEMDUR> Pieter - suposedly the creaters next movie is going to be better than Avatar
36:11 <kibblz> its a beautiful movie
36:13 <Pieter> I wish I could live back at home
36:16 <Pieter> have everything done for me
36:29 <stamina> avatar is aweeeeesum
36:41 <LARRYEMDUR> Pieter = i'm moving out sometime this year, just got to save for a new bed and a tallboy then i'm movng in with an old mate
37:09 <PandasDontDrive> did u read it stamina?
37:19 <stamina> read wat
37:34 <PandasDontDrive> the link
37:42 <LARRYEMDUR> ok people, if there is 1 person you miss or don't miss who used to come in here heaps, who is it ? this is only for the regulars of atleast 4+ years
37:46 <stamina> nah, i didnt
37:54 <kibblz> hes too busy chattin up girls on #sex
37:56 <PandasDontDrive> haha its awesome
38:01 <stamina> shhhh
38:01 <Pieter> LARRYEMDUR: my ex
38:03 <LARRYEMDUR> I certainly don't miss CisforCookie
38:05 <Pieter> i miss talking to end0ra
38:08 <LARRYEMDUR> what a fuckwitt he was
38:09 <Pieter> but she's a bitch
38:10 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
38:16 <LARRYEMDUR> BisforBentback
38:22 <Pieter> i aint seen her since i moved here due to a massive disagreement
38:25 <whatever8> 0 for 16 off 2
38:34 <LARRYEMDUR> whatever8 - whos batting
38:35 <Owen> Katholik... never came in #melbourne but easily the coolest ircer ;)
38:39 <whatever8> aus
38:47 <LARRYEMDUR> i'm watching the tennis
38:48 <Pieter> both nicks i havent seen before
39:13 <LARRYEMDUR> Pieter - you should remember, KiTtyLiCiOuS
39:18 <Pieter> duh
39:22 <Pieter> ive fucked her numerous times
39:28 <Pieter> i still deal with her :/
39:34 Quit: myth ([email protected]) Quit:
39:37 <Pieter> oh right
39:37 <LARRYEMDUR> Pieter - shes good looking hey ? but really pshyco and fucked in the head ?
39:39 <Pieter> she's an ex gf
39:40 <Pieter> i forgot :/
39:45 <Pieter> duh
39:53 <Pieter> she's always been psycho and fucked in the head
40:03 <LARRYEMDUR> i wouldn't want to blow inside her when she requested not to, you might find a knife or 5 in ur back
40:18 <Pieter> she's just as bad as Mira
40:22 <Pieter> although, Mira is worse
40:27 <Pieter> not as sexual orientated
40:28 <LARRYEMDUR> Pieter - you remember LoZz
40:31 <kibblz> you guys pick off all the irc girls or somethin
40:34 <Pieter> lauren
40:35 <Pieter> yes
40:51 <Pieter> no kibblz
40:58 <kibblz> you sure know alot of em
40:59 <whatever8> i get ppls phones and change their ring tones
40:59 <kibblz> lol
41:01 <Pieter> irc was a place of meeting people many years ago
41:12 <kibblz> lozz as in perth loz?
41:15 <Pieter> these days, there are so many idiots on it, its not worth it
41:21 <LARRYEMDUR> Pieter - she used to live in Ferntree Gully and stalked me at coles knox city for like on and off for a week LOL. she used to follow me around the shopping center on my breaks, her and her 2 best female friends LOL. only after I decided I wasn't interested in her and told her to fuck off
41:30 <LARRYEMDUR> no kibblz
41:31 <kibblz> damn larry
41:34 <kibblz> ease up
41:35 <Pieter> ok then LARRYEMDUR
41:36 <kibblz> lol
41:41 <kibblz> i use to live there
41:42 <tetrasalicylide> Egh.
41:46 <LARRYEMDUR> wonder what she is up to now
41:47 <Pieter> i just wish it was 2003 again
41:55 <Pieter> could start my relationship over with the ex
42:02 <Pieter> make lots of changes, not lose most of mah friends
42:03 <Pieter> etc
42:10 <Pieter> make sure benji never got shot
42:10 Join: Amy^BaBYY ([email protected]) to #melbourne
42:15 <kibblz> ?
42:19 <Pieter> life be half decent then
42:23 <LARRYEMDUR> yeah Pieter, the restrictions of people in here, like, yo umust have a registered nick to enter has killed off anything good. I used to love logging into here seeing 600+ users most times
42:24 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
42:24 <kibblz> you guys gettin a bit emo
42:25 <kibblz> on irc
42:34 <Pieter> *nod* kibblz
42:35 <Pieter> im done
43:01 <Pieter> my abs are starting to pop out further recently
43:07 <Pieter> i think im getting skinnier n skinner
43:08 <kibblz> my gut is
43:16 Nick: SLY`gone is now known as SirSly
43:20 <Pieter> the gym is just down stairs
43:21 <LARRYEMDUR> if I could change 1 thing in my past, it would be the amounst of payment plans I have had, they pretty much ruined my last 2 relationships, cos with those payment plans, let me with not much $$ after I pay the bills
43:25 <Pieter> i might have to start going in
43:32 <SirSly> KNEES!
43:43 <Pieter> i was touching myself last night
43:51 <Pieter> and fuck my body is awesome
43:57 <whatever8> KNEES, now thats pretty gay
44:02 <Pieter> wish my arms were a lil biger tho
44:04 <Pieter> bigger even
44:18 <LARRYEMDUR> Pieter - u touched urself ? last night i watched a clip online of this girl in a full length purple dress, lying on her bed touching herself and orgasm twice in 8 minutes
44:26 Join: Mr_LEBO_GUY ([email protected]) to #melbourne
44:41 <LARRYEMDUR> anyone else watch EROTIC TALES on SBS friday nights ?
44:46 * kibblz � 3829. Do What You Feel - Redman feat. Method Man.mp3 � 04:11 �
44:48 Join: Femme26Melb ([email protected]) to #melbourne
44:54 <SirSly> LARRYEMDUR the poof
44:55 <Pieter> damn the sound quality between chan 7 and 70 is massive
45:14 <kibblz> can you tell what police sirens and ambulance sirens are
45:15 <LARRYEMDUR> SirSly - why such anger ? does insulting people make you feel better ?
45:17 <kibblz> any difference
45:24 <kibblz> i think i just missed a high speed chase
45:26 <Pieter> yeh kibblz
45:31 <Pieter> i hear em alot down here
45:33 <Pieter> + the fire engines
45:34 <Pieter> :P
45:34 <Femme26Melb> ELLINIDA26MELB
45:48 Nick: Femme26Melb is now known as ELLINIDA26MELB
45:50 <LARRYEMDUR> kibblz - search for them both on youtube then you'll know the difference
46:00 <LARRYEMDUR> lol ELLINIDA26MELB ya duffer
46:09 <Pieter> i wanna get wii fit plus game + upgrades for my parents wii fit
46:25 <Pieter> those games in wii fit plus look more fun
46:36 <Pieter> i rmember stebie playing the soccer one where youre the keeper
46:37 Part: Mr_LEBO_GUY ([email protected]) from #melbourne
46:41 <Pieter> he kept getting hit by shoes
46:41 <Pieter> :P
46:45 <LARRYEMDUR> talking bout WII, i'm just getting back into tiger wood pga tour game, play a tournament per week. its pretty good
46:55 Join: sexy_guy ([email protected]) to #melbourne
47:07 <whatever8> WII not WWII
47:09 Join: mr^RX8 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
47:12 <LARRYEMDUR> i dominated the tennis game, not the tennis game that came with it but a different 1
48:10 Join: baz ([email protected]) to #melbourne
48:12 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o baz
48:14 <Pieter> cant wait for natal to be released
48:16 <Pieter> for xb360
48:21 <Pieter> thats gonna change the way people play games
48:36 <whatever8> natal, is that south african??
48:42 Part: ELLINIDA26MELB ([email protected]) from #melbourne
48:46 <Pieter> google project natal
48:48 <kibblz> join ps3 you fuckers
48:52 <Pieter> you'll be surprised
48:53 <kibblz> they dont talk gamesin here
49:00 <Pieter> im not a ps3 person no more
49:00 <Pieter> :P
49:02 <LARRYEMDUR> kibblz don't spam
49:08 <kibblz> its not just for ps3
49:12 <kibblz> any games
49:15 <kibblz> and fuck you larry.
49:15 <kibblz> :)
49:16 <whatever8> great, even less reason for ppl to leave their homes
49:56 <LARRYEMDUR> oh
50:05 <LARRYEMDUR> Grand Slam Tennis was far too easy
50:09 <LARRYEMDUR> kibblz why the anger ?
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50:21 <kibblz> if it was i wouldnt of smiled
50:34 <kibblz> thats what i hate, about irc. cant tell if someone is angry or not :P
50:39 <kibblz> i can abuse someone
50:42 <kibblz> and have a smile on my face.
50:44 <PandasDontDrive> "Tell me Mrs.Peterson what does your husband do?"
50:47 <kibblz> you wouldn't know.
50:50 <PandasDontDrive> "I dunno he's dead"
50:53 <PandasDontDrive> LOLOLZ
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51:09 <LARRYEMDUR> who else likes toasted cheese sandwhiches ? i'm gunna go cook myself 1
51:20 <kibblz> aint had one of those in ages.
51:26 <whatever8> still going at 8 runs an over
51:38 <LARRYEMDUR> fuck
52:00 <LARRYEMDUR> 217 km'hr for a Ivo Karlovic
52:05 <LARRYEMDUR> for a serve
52:17 <Pieter> Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Golden Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiings
52:21 <LARRYEMDUR> 8 runs an over
52:22 <Pieter> 4 Kookaburras
52:23 <whatever8> he is 7' tall
52:26 <Pieter> 3 Jabaroo's
52:29 <Pieter> 2 Pink Gallah
52:38 <PandasDontDrive> Howzat!!
52:39 <Pieter> and a Partride in a Pearrrrrrrr Treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
52:46 <LARRYEMDUR> at the SCG, if ya dont score atleast 275 then you have no chance of winning
52:46 <Pieter> I think I got both american and aussie ones there
52:47 <Pieter> :p
52:57 <PandasDontDrive> Partridge
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53:08 <LARRYEMDUR> not bad Pieter but ya either 1 month off or 11 months
53:26 <PandasDontDrive> who the fuck sings an australian christmas song
53:29 <whatever8> at the gabba too apparently
53:30 <PandasDontDrive> its so try-hard
53:34 <LARRYEMDUR> i might actually make 2 toasted cheese sandwhices mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
53:43 <PandasDontDrive> nah dont LARRYEMDUR
53:46 <PandasDontDrive> fatty
53:50 <LARRYEMDUR> whatever8 - it can't be, 2 in a row ? nah, its impossible
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54:26 <LARRYEMDUR> 2nd ODI: Australia v Pakistan at Sydney, Jan 24, 2010
54:29 <LARRYEMDUR> ya dill
54:34 <whatever8> we usually play shit in the first couple and come good later
54:35 <kibblz> melanie!
54:38 <kibblz> my favorite irc'er
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54:46 <kibblz> lol
54:47 <Elite_zero> How do I get through a night without u
54:48 <LARRYEMDUR> lol
54:53 <PandasDontDrive> MELANIE
54:58 <PandasDontDrive> leaving only makes us STRONGER!
55:04 <kibblz> shes a grump
55:15 <kibblz> and old grump
55:17 <LARRYEMDUR> i wouldn't bother with Melanis, shes 30+ in age and lives in perth
55:22 <kibblz> i know haha
55:23 <LARRYEMDUR> Melanie I mean
55:37 <kibblz> show me your melons
55:40 <kibblz> melans
55:41 <LARRYEMDUR> maybe go for her and flirt a bit if shes in melb and 30+ but not interstate
55:55 <PandasDontDrive> perth
56:04 <PandasDontDrive> thats where culture goes to die
56:13 <PandasDontDrive> i heard they found living dinosaurs there
56:13 <kibblz> i cant make myself get off this chair.
56:20 <PandasDontDrive> called aboriginies or something
56:32 <Pieter> you cant win friends with salaaad!
56:40 <kibblz> id hate to be aboriginal
56:43 <kibblz> http://www.worldproutassembly.org/images/aborigines_5.jpg
56:47 <kibblz> imagine looking like that.
56:50 <whatever8> get momma's prying stick
57:05 <PandasDontDrive> how the fuck did you come up with that so quicklu
57:06 <PandasDontDrive> lol
57:14 <PandasDontDrive> DISGUSTING
57:17 <kibblz> cause im quick.
57:29 <PandasDontDrive> lol
57:38 <PandasDontDrive> i would be so self conscious
57:42 <kibblz> same
57:44 <PandasDontDrive> and im already self consicous
57:46 <kibblz> id always look in the mirror
57:47 <kibblz> and be like
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57:49 <Pieter> im gonna play some more forza 3
57:49 <kibblz> fuck im so ugly
57:52 * SirSly slaps PandasDontDrive around a bit with a large trout
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58:00 <PandasDontDrive> id cut my noseface off
58:01 <Pieter> i really need to play more single player games so i can win more money and build up my car again
58:02 <arlph> noseface
58:05 <PandasDontDrive> arl arl arl arlie
58:06 <kibblz> no wonder they're so angry
58:09 <kibblz> they hate themselves.
58:21 <PandasDontDrive> <kibblz> http://www.worldproutassembly.org/images/aborigines_5.jpg <- arlph
58:25 <arlph> get your noseface out of my eatfacehole
58:33 <PandasDontDrive> EATFACEHOLE
58:48 <PandasDontDrive> haha looks like im saying that that is arlph!
58:59 <PandasDontDrive> LOL bit too black and not ugly enough to be ralph!
59:10 <kibblz> http://www.scenemodels.com/files/model/large/3098_shannon04e-047.jpg
59:18 <kibblz> beleive it or not shes an aboriginal
59:19 <kibblz> obviously mixed
59:25 <PandasDontDrive> how mixed
59:41 <PandasDontDrive> she looks like she has saggy native tits
59:51 <PandasDontDrive> she's not aboriginal
59:52 <kibblz> i think some abo raped a white girl
59:53 <kibblz> and she came out
59:59 <whatever8> the national geographic look
00:06 <Deadmau5> she looks angry
00:19 <PandasDontDrive> she probably has less abo in her than the exhaust pipe of a VB truck
00:45 <kibblz> http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/RAFW+2007+08+Alex+Perry+Backstage+ebCI2af1T7bl.jpg <--- shes abo too
00:48 <kibblz> id go her
00:50 <PandasDontDrive> i hate people who have like 1/1zillionth aboriginal in them and have to say IM ABORIGINAL!
01:04 <Pieter> i dont like aboriginals
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01:08 <PandasDontDrive> i hate to say it but ya not abo if ya white
01:11 <Pieter> not in the racism way
01:11 <WiLd_TuRkeY> time
01:14 <Pieter> just yeh
01:14 <Pieter> i dont like em
01:15 <Pieter> :/
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01:26 <stamina> not nice
01:28 <kibblz> http://www.linguistics.unimelb.edu.au/research/projects/ACLA/samantha_and_leyton.jpg
01:30 <kibblz> LOL
01:31 <PandasDontDrive> its an abomoronism
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01:36 <Pieter> haha PandasDontDrive
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01:38 <kibblz> black skin with blonde hair is weird
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01:48 <gallo> you guys have probly never ever met an aboriginal andever had a decent convosation with one
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02:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive met plenty
02:02 <kibblz> http://www.nit.com.au/images/main_4965.jpg <-- would you do that abo
02:14 <kibblz> gallo is abo
02:17 <gallo> you just belive whatever the media tells you and follow the crowd
02:23 <kibblz> a gay abo
02:25 <PandasDontDrive> and as for decent conversation i hardly think slurring swear words and threatening to spear me qualifys
02:43 <kibblz> actually i beleive when they always try give me shit
02:45 <kibblz> when i walk past them
02:49 <kibblz> well, wheni was in perth.
03:11 <kibblz> i was sitting down outside shops. and three abos were like look at that faggot
03:14 <kibblz> and walked off
03:15 <PandasDontDrive> its not my fault they are in the guiness book as the ugliest people in the world
03:27 <gallo> no there not
03:28 <kibblz> they give themselves the reputation gallo
03:30 <kibblz> so FUCKUP
03:37 <Rocket> one day your're gonna do something stupid like that kibblz and there gonna be a group of them, not just 1
03:38 <PandasDontDrive> noe there not
03:47 <PandasDontDrive> A GROUP?
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> do you know what you call a group of aboriginals?
04:05 <PandasDontDrive> A Thicket Of Aboriginies
04:23 <gallo> i thought it was supposed to be a mob
04:25 <PandasDontDrive> a business of ferrets, a murder of crows, a line up of aboriginies
04:34 <PandasDontDrive> nah, i just call them criminals.
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05:45 <Rocket> theres nothing wrong with aboriginals
05:46 <gallo> and your just a pack of un or misseducated racist
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06:40 <Rocket> aboriginals Just like us kibblz, theres nothing wrong with them really
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07:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
07:01 <Rocket> there humen Just like us
07:02 <PandasDontDrive> right
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07:17 <PandasDontDrive> when my ancestors were using sheepskin condoms
07:22 <Pieter> haha
07:23 <PandasDontDrive> they were using hopping mice
07:26 <Pieter> ive always wondered about those
07:36 <Pieter> if they felt different n stuff
07:41 <PandasDontDrive> lol
07:49 <PandasDontDrive> when you come your dick goes baaa
07:49 <Pieter> i wish dingas made ya doodle less sensitive
07:55 <Pieter> hahaha
08:00 <whatever8> see that six
08:05 <Pieter> 6
08:06 <Pieter> see that one?
08:08 <PandasDontDrive> id bring out a brand of sheepskin condoms called Ram-U
08:10 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
08:18 <Rocket> well I don't find, nothing wrong with them , there allways nice too me and shit, All you gotta do is dont say nothing nasty about them
08:21 <Rocket> thats all
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08:31 <PandasDontDrive> mate
08:37 <PandasDontDrive> aboriginals call us white devils
08:40 <whatever8> for the new zealand market??
08:44 <PandasDontDrive> so fuck off with your cock sucking
08:51 <PandasDontDrive> go sniff some arse you dog
09:06 <Rocket> thats becuase, you afened them in such way
09:11 <Rocket> calling them black
09:13 <Rocket> :/
09:14 <PandasDontDrive> bullshit you maggot
09:18 <PandasDontDrive> afened!
09:25 <PandasDontDrive> are you paul_banks?
09:31 <Rocket> no
09:35 <PandasDontDrive> ive never seen you here before
09:45 <gallo> panda is just a dick
09:47 <Rocket> becuase i'm new here?
09:53 <Rocket> gallo shhh
09:58 <ANDY> shut up rocket
10:03 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
10:05 <gallo> he likes the confrontation because he is safe behind hes little pc
10:05 <Rocket> ANDY go suck a nob
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10:22 <ANDY> yer i will go suck ya mums knob
10:28 <PandasDontDrive> sure gallo because irl id bow to you
10:30 <Rocket> hahahahaha
10:33 <PandasDontDrive> id bow tie
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck
11:14 <PandasDontDrive> im supposed to be in the city at this chicks going away thing
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11:28 <Rocket> haha
11:30 <gallo> shure panda chicks
11:32 <Rocket> really ?
11:36 <gallo> rigggghhhhhtt....
11:46 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
12:03 <Rocket> well hurry you can make it
12:06 <Rocket> PandasDontDrive
12:08 <PandasDontDrive> eh it goes till 11pm neway
12:21 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Man 'stole golf buggy during police chase'
12:24 <PandasDontDrive> brb cig, im relaxin lol
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13:51 <Pieter> i farted and the cat looks like its about to faint
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13:55 <Pieter> its a smellie!!
13:56 <Pieter> :))
14:19 <LARRYEMDUR> most times the farts that are the quiet and quick 1's are the worst
14:33 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to split
14:38 <gallo> have you ever had a hot fart
14:45 <LARRYEMDUR> and i'm having my 2nd vb long neck so i'm thinking most likely my farts wills tnk later yay !
14:58 <gallo> like you fart and it feels realy hot and almost burns on the way out
15:00 <LARRYEMDUR> WiLd_TuRkeY - they have an open relationship
15:03 <Rocket> omg, what a stupid subject, about farting and shit :S
15:07 <Pieter> WiLd_TuRkeY: its going to happen very soon
15:17 <Pieter> WiLd_TuRkeY: I predicted about 3 months ago that they will split within 18 months
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15:30 <Pieter> they have 15 months left to split
15:31 <LARRYEMDUR> but in saying that, Brad Pitt will go back to Miss Anniston (sorry for my crap spelling)
15:39 <gallo> i call shot gun on angelina
15:42 <gallo> and on brad
16:20 <Pieter> fuck me
16:22 <whatever8> instant family
16:32 <Pieter> i soooo need to get my dad to mount the projector mount to the ceiling
16:38 <Pieter> i cant do it by myself, i dont know how :(
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16:46 <whatever8> heheheheh.....mount
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17:12 <LARRYEMDUR> google it
17:17 <Pieter> not google it
17:27 <Pieter> its a basic mount to concrete ceiling
17:31 <Pieter> i dont know how to do that stuff tho
17:34 <Pieter> ya drill
17:44 <Pieter> put in those lil plastic things that spread when you put a screw in it
17:47 <Pieter> n ya done
17:50 <Pieter> but im too paranoid to do it
17:59 <Pieter> + i need it to be perfectly centred to the screen
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18:20 <LARRYEMDUR> surely Nadal wont lose
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19:06 <Pieter> http://www.dse.com.au/cgi-bin/dse.storefront/4b5bca08037da9d82740c0a87e010681/Product/View/GE6217?utm_source=home&utm_medium=internallink&utm_content=product&utm_campaign=HOT
19:07 <Pieter> shit
19:10 <Pieter> thats not bad at all
19:14 <Pieter> especially those specs
19:18 <Pieter> fucking cheap as
19:52 <couleurs> ya but it looks ugly
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21:03 <Pieter> ahh, panels can be changed easily
21:29 <Elite_zero> Peter get a job
21:32 <Elite_zero> ur truly loser
21:37 <Elite_zero> every yr is the same
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21:43 <Elite_zero> here and jobless
21:43 <Elite_zero> GET A JOB!
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21:53 <ANDY> why would u buy a tv and then want to change the panel
21:57 <couleurs> yeh n get a samsung or a sonny
22:06 <ANDY> just buy a decent one in first place
22:09 <Elite_zero> nic.webb is not your real name
22:16 <Pieter> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/MOTORISED-PROJECTOR-MOUNT-Motorized-LIFT-PL-11-screen_W0QQitemZ150404698080QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Home_Theatre?hash=item2304d18fe0
22:18 <Elite_zero> your real name is probably nick Singh or something
22:19 <Pieter> wish i could afford that
22:24 <Elite_zero> else no one puts their real name on irc
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23:12 <Elite_zero> Nick Singh becomes Nick Sings.
23:13 <Elite_zero> surname changed
23:18 <Elite_zero> To sound more English.
23:19 <Elite_zero> :)
23:37 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Billabong Odyssey
23:37 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Take a ride with some of the world's best surfers as they push themselves to conquer mammoth deep ocean waves. Despite their years of experience, one question haunts them: when does a wave become too big, and too dangerous, to surf?
23:51 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 4.20pm � 6pm 7TWO
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24:33 <couleurs> go nadal kick that frankensteins ass!!!!!!!!
24:51 <Pieter> ladygaga warming up for the show. i can hear u screaming from my dressing room. slutty little monsters
24:54 <Pieter> what a fucking bitch
25:06 <Pieter> http://twitter.com/ladygaga
25:08 <Pieter> mandy
25:09 <whatever8> is australia gonna win??
25:15 <OktoborChc> no
25:16 <whatever8> we're gonna shit it in
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26:41 <couleurs> look @ nadals forehend
26:43 <couleurs> fukyeh
26:53 <Pieter> Longie
26:53 <Pieter> http://www.mediafire.com/?mwimwnywwcd
27:04 <Pieter> iExtreme LT is out for Liteon
27:06 <LARRYEMDUR> i wantit togoto 5 sets and4+ hoursbutI feel it may be over in 4 sets with the 4th set being a shocker 6-2
27:24 <LARRYEMDUR> Longie is away, he's having a bbq
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28:19 <whatever8> australia day long weekend
28:51 <Owen> its nt a long weekend
29:01 <Owen> Monday is not public holiday.
29:13 <whatever8> we're australian its a long weekend
29:15 <OktoborChc> heheeh
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29:40 <Owen> i'll be having Monday/Tuesday ff
29:41 <Owen> off
29:43 <Owen> but i'm working now
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31:22 <whatever8> real hard too by the looks of it
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33:55 <Pieter> fuck I hate that bitch from bank world
34:22 <whatever8> hates fairly strong
34:23 <couleurs> fuck i hate those kia ads
34:29 <couleurs> fukc teh kias
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34:48 <Elite_zero> arent u ashamed
34:53 <Elite_zero> year by year here and jobless
34:57 <Elite_zero> how old are u
35:08 <Owen> 11
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36:26 <Pieter> i want to be jobless!
36:28 <Pieter> actually
36:29 <Pieter> no i dont
36:33 <bree> which bitch?
36:34 <Pieter> i wont be able to live:(
36:41 <Pieter> the bank world bitch
36:45 <Pieter> barbara!
37:02 <bree> is she blond
37:33 <Pieter> mousey to red
37:41 <Pieter> aint you seen the tv commercial?>
37:42 <whatever8> what does a blonde do when she wakes up??
37:55 <whatever8> gets up and goes home
37:56 <Jessika> Why is Fennec Fox such a retard?
38:19 <LARRYEMDUR> Jessika - why such anger?
38:28 <Jessika> I'm not angry, just curious.
38:40 <Jessika> Did you guys do something traumatising to him?
38:42 <LARRYEMDUR> i would be if I was using telstra bigpond for mynet connection
38:44 <Just_Me> Jessika, why do you care?
38:52 <LARRYEMDUR> did we show a photo of you to him ?
39:20 <LARRYEMDUR> [15:39] -NickOP- *** Jessika Identification List ***
39:21 <LARRYEMDUR> -
39:21 <LARRYEMDUR> [15:39] -NickOP- 1 BeatricethePossumKiller
39:29 <macosx> any paedophiles in here want a bashing PM me?
39:34 <bree> Whats wrong with Fennec_Fox?
39:37 <Jessika> Yes please!
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40:40 Nick: Azz is now known as LARRYEMDUR
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43:14 <princehrnyme> anyone happen to be at bubble last nite?
43:28 <whatever8> a kevin rudd bashing??
43:31 <LARRYEMDUR> princehrnyme - I was and u looked fucking horrible
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44:47 <Pieter> heh
44:49 <Pieter> inside man is on tonight
44:54 <Pieter> i found that movie to be kinda boring
44:55 <Pieter> :/
46:29 <whatever8> the girl nextdoor gave me a permanent hard on
46:59 <Pieter> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/entertainment/confidential/brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-to-split/story-e6frf96x-1225822972285
47:11 <Pieter> my predictions come true!
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47:17 <Pieter> prediction #12
47:24 <Pieter> Im gonna predict lottery numbers now
47:59 <WiLd_TuRkeY> meet the doctor
48:06 <Pieter> 2 16 19 32 28 44 11 43 8
48:33 <LARRYEMDUR> well Pieter - they were never married anyway
48:35 <whatever8> where no. 69
48:44 <Pieter> 69 isnt tattslotto!
48:46 <Pieter> thats keno!
48:54 <whatever8> but its my lucky number
48:57 <LARRYEMDUR> so when ya just in a partnetship of convenience, it is far easier to split up with ur partner
49:00 <Pieter> its my lucky position
49:08 <whatever8> well that too
49:15 <LARRYEMDUR> The couple are not married - having said they would marry only when American homosexuals were also able to wed. <---- clearly that means both are bisexual
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50:06 <Pieter> hmm
50:14 <Pieter> who is this in this drivers license
50:23 <Pieter> herman rockefeller
50:30 <Pieter> what kinda name is this
50:38 <Pieter> ahh well, might go use his credit cards later
50:52 <Pieter> hermans head
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51:17 <OktoborChc> they are a good band
51:43 <Rocket> Pieter you know if you get court using someones credit card. you go too jail
51:57 <whatever8> it was the summer of '69
52:09 <mr_melbourne> Rocket my ass can spell better than you
52:23 <LARRYEMDUR> itt and Jennifer Aniston, 40, his former wife, were seen backstage together at the Haiti telethon in Los Angeles on Friday while Jolie was in New York promoting her next film, Salt.
52:29 <Rocket> mr_melbourne abuse gets you banned , remember that
52:29 <LARRYEMDUR> I told ya ! it was bound to happen
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52:32 <Pieter> Rocket: I know
52:33 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU-PXxV5wD4
52:51 <Pieter> Rocket: my housemate and his mate did alot of break in and entering and stealing
52:54 <Pieter> my old housemate
53:04 <Pieter> somehow, he was caught about 14 times
53:06 <LARRYEMDUR> Rocket - you don't go to jail no, you get a warning first and you pay back what you spent and a $1000 court fine
53:09 Part: sexy_guy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
53:10 <Pieter> and he still hasnt gone to jail
53:14 Quit: whatever8 ([email protected]) Quit:
53:15 <Pieter> he keeps getting busted
53:31 <Pieter> what kinda court doesnt put someone in jail if they been busted and always end up going to court
53:35 <Rocket> well hes a luck person then
53:49 <Pieter> he had to do a drug n alcohol detox and 1mth rehab and has a 3 year suspended sentence
53:54 <LARRYEMDUR> Rocket = rick ?
53:57 <Pieter> the other fuckhead
54:06 <Rocket> rick?
54:07 <Pieter> armed holdup
54:10 <Pieter> and still didnt go to jail
54:16 <Pieter> its fucked up this legal system!
54:25 <Pieter> theres no justice in australia
54:50 <LARRYEMDUR> yes, its so fucked up that Aradiel and Slowmover the paedophiles get off and can live normal lives
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54:53 <Rocket> LARRYEMDUR i'm not who your saying who 'im
55:03 <Pieter> the fucker pulled a knife on me, so i grabbed it finally out of his hand, put it to his neck and slit his throat without cutting an artery
55:10 <Pieter> he managed to call the cops and ambulance
55:18 <Rocket> sup Cyrax asd person :D
55:19 <Pieter> cops took me to st kilda police station (not the complex)
55:26 <Pieter> and all i had to do was make a statement
55:30 <Pieter> they drove me back home
55:32 <Pieter> cos it was 1am :/
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55:42 <Pieter> i expected to end up in lockup
55:50 <Pieter> legal system over here is fucking stupid
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56:05 <Pieter> america's is harsh
56:43 <Pieter> Bio International Haute Couture designer to celebrities. Creative Director for Ungaro, Lanvin, Mondi & Baby Phat. CEO of Le Chapeau Haute Couture Hat Collection
56:47 <Rocket> LARRYEMDUR you're saying, iam that rick guy well your wrong mate
56:52 <Pieter> why the fuck would someone like that be following me on twitter
56:58 <Pieter> just cos i bagged ladygaga
57:08 <orly> shhhh junkie, nobody wants to listen to your meth ramblings
57:20 <Pieter> dont mention drugs you dumb shit :/
57:33 <orly> dont' do drugs scum
57:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*sdf@*.tpgi.com.au
57:36 <Pieter> and if you dont like it, ignore me freak
57:36 Kick: orly was kicked by ChanOP ((Krystal) drug chatter is not tolerated)
57:36 <Rocket> no shit Pieter you diden't
57:47 <Rocket> cherrs Krystal baby :D
58:03 <Pieter> skyyyyyyyyyyyy rockets in flight
58:07 <Pieter> afternooon delight
58:12 <Pieter> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa afternoon delight
58:12 <Rocket> hahhahahahaa
58:18 <Owen> mate of mine spent 10 weeks in gaol for killing someone
58:19 * Pieter gets his freak on
58:24 <Pieter> mmmm afternoon delight
58:24 <Owen> lucky the prick deserved it
58:25 <Pieter> uNF
58:28 Part: anonguy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
58:40 <%Krystal> only 10 weeks?
58:49 <%Krystal> what happened to the rest of the time
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58:52 <Rocket> can we change suject, please
58:58 <%Krystal> what did he kill a tomato?
59:06 <Rocket> Krystal can you make the change suject?
59:14 <Rocket> subject*
59:18 <%Krystal> what can i do?
59:31 <kibblz> ortega
59:33 <Rocket> speaking about killing someone isen't a nice topic
59:38 <Rocket> :(
59:59 <Rocket> I'm glad you know my last name kibblz :D
00:04 <Rocket> very nice indeed
00:06 <%Krystal> no but then it is in the news all the time Rocket maybe take it up with the american film industry?
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00:20 <Rocket> Ohh
00:39 <kibblz> krystal i wouldnt even bother trying to have a conversation with jason.
00:41 <kibblz> he's retarded.
00:50 <Rocket> haha, @ kibblz
01:07 <Rocket> other botnet wonnabie
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01:11 <bree> Anyone good at reversi?
01:19 <Pieter> me bree
01:20 <Pieter> :))
01:24 <bree> great
01:26 <Pieter> but only when im blue
01:29 * Just_Me is good at it
01:30 <Pieter> or black
01:32 <Pieter> :P
01:39 <bree> sure
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01:43 <bree> you go first
02:05 <Rocket> You can allways, call me that kibblz I'm not gonna bit back, Just becuase your been stupid and shit :)
02:38 <Rocket> So you can keep going becuase that's what gets you banned and shit from channels, for been stupid
02:47 <%Krystal> Just_Me pleased to hear it :P
02:57 <Pieter> awwww
02:58 <Just_Me> how r u?
03:01 <Rocket> so what have you been up too Krystal
03:02 <Pieter> my kitty has 2 new teeth popping out
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03:14 <Pieter> no wonder its biting me
03:18 <%Krystal> me is good thanks Just_Me and urself?
03:24 <Pieter> its teething
03:25 <Just_Me> yeah, good
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04:35 <kibblz> lol fuck off jason
04:46 <kibblz> krystal doesnt wanna talk to ya.
05:16 <Rocket> LOL
05:24 * Krystal hides coz she wants to be left out of domestics
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05:43 <|lippa|> Cenosillicaphobia - The fear of an empty glass.... mainly suffered by beer drinkers...
05:44 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 6pm
05:44 <WiLd_TuRkeY> The Fox and the Hound
05:46 <%Krystal> kibblz and Rocket kiss and make up
05:53 Quit: theman ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
05:53 * Krystal huggles WiLd_TuRkeY
05:55 <Rocket> fuck no man
06:17 <kibblz> hey jason you still work at bingo
06:26 * Krystal listens to Summer of 81" Mondo Rock
06:41 <Rocket> Krystal Should I make it easy , and ignore him /ignore kibblz 3?
06:48 <kibblz> yes you should.
06:52 <%Krystal> sounds good Rocket
07:07 <kibblz> probably wont
07:12 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@115.130.0.0/16
07:18 * Krystal reminds all in the channel ../ignore is a good function to know
07:22 <macosx> Oi! Turn around here! Are you interested in drugs?
07:23 <pervert> eat me
07:25 * pervert meows
07:33 <Just_Me> haha yeah, ignore is awesome
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08:07 * pervert meows again
08:33 * Krystal pats pervert
08:45 * pervert purrs
09:51 * Krystal Listens to Celebration Madonna
09:53 <Rocket> do you live in melbourne Krystal?
09:57 <macosx> They're either figure skaters or fucking speed skaters, mate. They either go through rubbish and pick at cracks or just wander around in a fucking daze, wondering why they went to places they're going.
09:59 <%Krystal> i do Rocket
10:09 <Rocket> whats the weather like over there?
10:17 <%Krystal> macosx r u feeling ok?
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10:23 <%Krystal> it is gorgeous Rocket
10:34 <Rocket> darm we got the hoteast weather
10:37 <Rocket> right now
10:50 <%Krystal> yeah i have heard Rocket
10:57 <macosx> Well, it is a pure form going. Purest form going. Ice. 'Cause it's the best bit. But really, who knows what's gonna happen in 10 years time, mate.
10:57 <macosx> USER: No doubt you'll be awake.
11:08 <Rocket> you alright there macosx?
11:15 <macosx> No, we could all be spastics in a fucking mental health wing, mate, or something, you know. 'Cause the ice might fucking, 'cause who knows the long-term effects of ice? No-one, mate, 'cause it's only been around for fucking eight, nine years.
11:31 <Rocket> this guy crazy Krystal or what :o
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11:37 Kick: macosx was kicked by ChanOP ((Krystal) drug chatter is not welcome)
12:06 <Rocket> diden't even make any sence
12:23 <%Krystal> he i just seeing what he can get away with i see
12:24 <pervert> lol
12:25 <%Krystal> well he didn't
13:02 <Rocket> yeah, I noticed that you would of banned, him soon enough Krystal :>
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14:04 <%Krystal> I'm Your Man	4:04	Wham!		1980's		13	21/01/2010 12:29 PM	1986
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14:29 <pervert> jason neck up
14:34 * Krystal bops like george in wham
14:41 <Rocket> ?
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15:06 <%Krystal> what if he is a rugby player pervert he will have no neck
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15:19 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erMiGpdRuUM&feature=related
15:23 <Rocket> lol Krystal
15:26 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> krystal's a human league fan?
15:28 <Pieter> 8 9 years
15:29 <%Krystal> if your going to it right right
15:32 <Pieter> been around alot longer than that
15:40 <Pieter> but seeing as i didnt mention nuffin, i cant be banned:P
15:45 <%Krystal> i have human league PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon
15:55 <%Krystal> request something PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon i will see what i can do
15:59 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> prob not as old as this song though
16:02 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> before they had girls in the band
16:09 <%Krystal> oh
16:17 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> 1979
16:33 <%Krystal> Dont You Want Me	4:00	Human League		1980's		7	18/12/2009 12:32 PM	1982
17:49 * Krystal wants a new eye grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
18:06 <mr_melbourne> Krystal what is wrong with your eye
18:36 <%Krystal> well u see i had eyelash extensions put on them at a new place thursday
18:56 <%Krystal> the girl decided it was good to glue my eyelid to my eyeball
19:02 <%Krystal> and well it is a tad sore lol
19:09 <mr_melbourne> i wouldnt think it was good to do that
19:14 <%Krystal> and yes it is hard to type lol
19:35 <%Krystal> what glueing my eyelid to my eyeball?
19:36 Nick: LARRYEMDUR is now known as L[A]RRYEMDUR
19:44 <%Krystal> na the glue was suppose to be on the eyelashes
20:03 <slower> did you get a "sorry" and no charge?
20:10 <%Krystal> no slower
20:18 <%Krystal> but i have been to the chemist twice
20:29 <slower> should have talked to the manager
20:46 <%Krystal> looks like its the docors next grrrrrrrrrrrr
20:59 <%Krystal> and the eyelashes look gr8 too when my eye isn't weeping
21:12 <%Krystal> Mirror Man	3:53	Human League		1980's		2	19/04/2009 6:18 PM	1983
21:36 <slower> i would have mentioned suing for damages
21:57 <%Krystal> well once i have finally got it all out and right then they will see me for that
22:21 <%Krystal> in 7 months first time it has happened too
24:22 <%Krystal> Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough	6:05	Michael Jackson	HIStory: Greatest Hits, Vol. 1 [Disc 1]	Pop		13	18/01/2010 9:11 PM	1979
24:30 * Krystal does her best moonwalk across #melbourne
24:49 * Pieter trips Krystal
25:03 <Pieter> god
25:04 * Krystal drags Pieter down with her he he he
25:07 <Pieter> im doing my budgeting
25:22 <%Krystal> but Pieter u have to LOOK at it not just do it
25:29 <Pieter> im gonna be pov for the next 3 weeks
25:38 <Pieter> whaa?
25:45 <Pieter> i always budget
25:50 <Pieter> :(
25:56 <%Krystal> yeah but u can't stick to it if ur broke
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27:57 <Pieter> gah
28:03 <Pieter> only got $54 dollars for food for the week
28:26 <mr_melbourne> Pieter go to ATM
28:33 <Pieter> ATM?
28:34 <mr_melbourne> withdraw $500 thats what i usually do
28:43 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> comm lets u take out $800
28:44 <Pieter> why would it give me $500 when i dont have that much in there
28:53 <Pieter> it wont let you take out $800
29:01 <Pieter> i havent got a debit acct
29:02 <mr_melbourne> sounds like you need to ask your CEO for a payrise
29:03 <Pieter> well
29:06 <Pieter> something
29:18 <Pieter> heh, naa, this job i wont be doing for ever
29:46 <Pieter> i think the janitor down stairs lives where all his mops n stuff are in that lil room
30:08 <Pieter> *sniffs*
30:13 <Pieter> i can smell cleaning products
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34:55 <Pieter> damnit
35:02 <Pieter> still gotta put my shoe rack together properly
35:50 <mr_melbourne> Pieter you got a nice shoe rack
36:41 <Pieter> i know
36:42 <Pieter> :)
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37:23 <pervert> the janitor is a paedophile
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38:47 <princehrnyme> would any females like to chat to a 28 m mel aus with cam msg me pls...
39:14 <Bastard> no
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39:20 Kick: princehrnyme was kicked by ChanOP ((Krystal) cam requests are not tolerated and keep your pee pee away)
39:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vvv Bastard pervert Pieter
39:52 <pervert> pat me
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39:59 <%Krystal> no pat me
40:04 <pervert> :)
40:08 * pervert pats Krystal
40:16 * Krystal purrrrrrrrrrrrs
40:21 <pervert> hehehehe
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42:32 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
42:44 <Pieter> mmmm
42:48 <Pieter> chinese rice n vegetables
42:54 <Pieter> cant believe i aint touched this yet
42:58 <Pieter> microwavable
43:01 <Pieter> yum yum yum
43:08 <pervert> im going to fuck you in the arse pieter
43:18 <Pieter> umm
43:20 <Pieter> that will hurt tho :(
43:26 <pervert> lol joking
43:29 <Pieter> if you really must, bring some lube
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45:43 <Pieter> is the capital of norway oslo?
46:24 <OktoborChc> yes
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49:01 <PandasDontDrive> man this sucks
49:10 <PandasDontDrive> i have to alcohol to take to this 'picnic'
49:15 <PandasDontDrive> goin away thing for this chick
49:25 * PandasDontDrive plots ways to find booze.
49:29 <mr_melbourne> why does that suck
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49:35 <OktoborChc> and
49:37 <PandasDontDrive> beccauuuse
49:53 <PandasDontDrive> at the beach doof i didnt have my own so i shared hers n my mates
50:14 <OktoborChc> Oh I C
50:14 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> rice wine!
50:17 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> $2/litre
50:21 <PandasDontDrive> and you dont want to rock up a second time with none
50:23 <PandasDontDrive> lol
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50:45 <PandasDontDrive> though I'm looking exceptionally fine today and washing my best tee
51:05 <PandasDontDrive> there's a chick i wouldnt mind giving one too :/
51:12 <PandasDontDrive> maybe a bum
51:24 <Pieter> mmmm
51:26 <OktoborChc> Hahaha
51:29 <Pieter> this chinese food stuff smells yummie
51:29 <OktoborChc> Y didn't U
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52:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> he's saving his jizz for sandraa
52:02 <PandasDontDrive> lol
52:08 <Pieter> mmm
52:11 <PandasDontDrive> up the duff no babies
52:12 <Pieter> so much capsicum
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52:19 <PandasDontDrive> haha PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon
52:24 <OktoborChc> Nice Short Week this week
52:26 * Just_Me is bored, is anyone else?
53:25 <Pieter> hmm
53:28 <Pieter> theres asparagas in there!
53:31 <Pieter> omg! im eating it
53:33 <Pieter> and didnt realise it
53:36 <Pieter> i thought they were beans :(
53:55 <Pieter> my pee is gonna smell even worse
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58:14 <Pieter> Melanie is a Water Melon
58:23 <Pieter> sounds kinda like a fruit
58:24 <PandasDontDrive> i cammed myself
58:28 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> winter melon
58:30 <Pieter> you rammed yaself?
58:39 <PandasDontDrive> Ram-U
58:41 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
58:46 <Pieter> :(
58:48 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Panda u gonna buy classy beer this year?
58:52 <Pieter> only if its the size of a terabite!
58:53 <PandasDontDrive> Buy Ram-U Sheep Skin Condoms
59:08 <PandasDontDrive> when i start buying beer again ill ask you
59:10 <Pieter> naa, the dingas i have are flavoured
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59:15 <Pieter> and colourful
59:20 <Pieter> i wanna get the glow in the dark dingas
59:24 <PandasDontDrive> ill be like honeys, buttacup, wats a goood beer today
59:29 <PandasDontDrive> ^.^
59:34 <Pieter> a glow in the dark doodle
59:37 <Pieter> now that is just weird:)
59:44 <PandasDontDrive> why is my doodle tanned
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59:46 <Pieter> its a light sabre
59:51 <PandasDontDrive> woosh woosh
59:55 <Pieter> my doodle is darker than my body
59:58 <Pieter> :P
00:16 <PandasDontDrive> i like putting my light sabre into dark pink crevases
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00:22 <Pieter> cyclone olga
00:24 <Pieter> whats an olga!
00:25 <PandasDontDrive> ^_^
00:28 <Pieter> a gross greek females name
00:30 <Pieter> *shudder*
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01:02 <PandasDontDrive> my tongue is pink
01:05 <PandasDontDrive> i groom myself well
01:19 <PandasDontDrive> i wonder if my cock hair needs a trimmin
01:32 <PandasDontDrive> i gnaw the thicket out with my buck teeth.
01:43 <Pieter> I want a cyclone named after me :(
02:01 <PandasDontDrive> aawwwwwwww honey
02:20 <PandasDontDrive> it's like what if you're painting your house and your wife is like what about yellow, honey
02:27 <PandasDontDrive> and you're like what, what kind of yellow
02:40 <PandasDontDrive> now if she said slant-eyed yellow, you'd be on the same page.
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07:55 <LeMz> Hrm
08:08 <Pieter> back soon
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13:10 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Back
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17:48 <Pieter> id like to say i am a peadophile but its not on there
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20:08 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmm.
20:09 <tetrasalicylide> Mad.
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20:19 <sandraa> hey ppl
20:31 <pervert> hi sandraa
20:34 * pervert pats sandraa
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20:43 <sandraa> hey pervert
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20:45 * sandraa smiles
20:49 * pervert meows
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20:53 <pervert> what u doing?
21:07 <sandraa> just chillin
21:08 <sandraa> u
21:12 <pervert> same here
21:20 <sandraa> nice
21:38 <pervert> pat me
21:51 * sandraa pats pervert like a kitty
21:54 * pervert purrs
22:08 <arlph> arlph
22:15 <sandraa> dance with me make me sway lala
22:22 * pervert rolls around
24:00 * arlph wraps pervert inside a taco
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25:24 <arlph> is mass effect 2 at jb yet
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25:34 <arlph> i don't want to buy it from eb they are faggots
25:42 <Pieter> I love eb games
25:44 <Pieter> they are so nice
25:46 <arlph> GET FUCKED
25:50 <Pieter> the staff n stuff
25:57 <Pieter> prices can be negotiated on 2nd hand games
26:02 <couleurs> u tell him ralph
26:04 <Pieter> they do awesome trade in prices
26:08 <arlph> not just second hand
26:09 <arlph> idiot
26:16 <arlph> you just tell them what jb are selling it for
26:17 <couleurs> eb games is for suckers
26:20 <Pieter> i remember buying a guitar hero 3 from dick smith
26:26 <Pieter> i went to return it, they wouldnt give a refund
26:30 <Pieter> i took it to eb games
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26:41 <Pieter> and they gave me more $$ in games than the guitar was worth
26:42 <arlph> eb told you to get out because you were a fire hazard
26:45 <Pieter> ended up with 6 ps3 games
26:49 Quit: Melb_m4m ([email protected]) Quit:
26:51 <Pieter> for 1 guitar hero
26:57 <couleurs> why would you even buy guitar hero 3 in the first place
26:59 <Pieter> it was nice of em to do that
27:05 <Pieter> how am i a fire hazard?
27:21 <couleurs> walking around with an erection
27:31 <Pieter> gah
27:33 <Pieter> thats the opposite
27:38 <Pieter> i could put out a fire with that!
27:39 <arlph> the oil
27:41 <arlph> is flammable
27:44 <Pieter> what oil?
27:48 <arlph> on your face
27:50 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@776e8a63.adam.com.au
27:59 <mbi25melb> any females interested in having a 3some with 2 bi guys aged 25 and 35 msg me
28:01 <Pieter> i dont have an oiley face dumbass :/
28:06 <arlph> don't lie to me
28:18 <Pieter> why would i feel the need to lie?
28:20 <Pieter> its true :/
28:28 <Pieter> unlike some, i shower daily
28:28 <Pieter> :/
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29:03 <arlph> you probably wash yourself with alkaline so you foam up
29:17 <arlph> get your oilface out of my shopface
30:00 * FLWLSS slaps sandraa around a bit with a large trout
30:02 <FLWLSS> yallah
30:08 <FLWLSS> spread them girl
31:02 <arlph> get out
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31:25 <sandraa> :P
31:26 Quit: rtistic ([email protected]) EOF from client
31:28 <sandraa> huh
31:29 <sandraa> lol
31:30 <sandraa> ?
31:37 <FLWLSS> whats goin on
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31:38 <sandraa> FLWLSS i dont spread for chicks
31:46 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> see, sandraa does mind guys saying 'spread em girl'
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32:00 <Pieter> arlph isnt a nice person :(
32:03 Quit: Bazza ([email protected]) Quit:
32:04 <FLWLSS> yallah open those sexy legs of urs
32:12 <sandraa> open urs bitch
32:12 <Pieter> gross :/
32:28 <Pieter> thinking about pussy when ya not horny is just gross
32:30 <Pieter> :/
33:30 Quit: mbi25melb ([email protected]) Quit:
33:42 <BlackDevil> but thinking about your mum
33:45 <BlackDevil> BOIng
33:52 <FLWLSS> lol @ blacky
33:56 <Pieter> good one :/
34:10 Join: Bandicoot ([email protected]) to #melbourne
34:19 <Bandicoot> i have sand in my crack
34:25 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> tell sandraa to read books or study, she goes apeshit
34:31 <FLWLSS> bahahahahah @ bandicoot
34:32 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> tell her to spread her legs, she goes :P LOL LMAOO
34:36 <sandraa> lol
34:49 <Bandicoot> sandra
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35:04 <sandraa> i say lol 2 everything
35:06 <sandraa> its my thing
35:11 <pervert> yeah same
35:13 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> because you're an airhead
35:14 * pervert taps his foot
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35:18 <sandraa> anywho
35:19 <JimmyKimmel> Yeah, you're the only person who does that.
35:20 <FLWLSS> so that means if i say fuck me u lol
35:26 <sandraa> i got the most amazing dress 2day
35:47 <Pieter> ooo
35:50 <sandraa> FLWLSS maybe
35:54 <Pieter> surrogates has a dvd rip out
35:54 <sandraa> lol
35:59 <pervert> sandraa what are you wearing
36:03 <sandraa> clothes
36:05 <pervert> same
36:06 <FLWLSS> sandraa private for a sec
36:07 <sandraa> like a normal person
36:11 <pervert> yer
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36:38 Quit: Melanie ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
37:04 <Pieter> omg!
37:06 <Pieter> my plan details
37:07 <Pieter> Monthly Cost: $39.95
37:08 <Pieter> Phone Bundle Discount: $20.00 discount applied monthly
37:24 <Pieter> $39.95 for dsl2+ 50gb + phone line rental + voip
37:32 <Pieter> fuck me dead that is dead cheap!
37:32 <FLWLSS> hmm
37:35 <Dam0> free calls?
37:43 Quit: _cia_ ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
37:45 <Pieter> i dnt use the land line
37:53 <Pieter> i only have it for the incoming phone number
37:55 <pervert> cool
37:57 <Pieter> i use voip
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38:02 <pervert> im naked Pieter
38:03 <Pieter> voip ya get charged very very cheaply
38:04 <pervert> suck me
38:10 <Bandicoot> Pieter please take a rest from irc
38:16 <Bandicoot> go outside, catch the bus
38:18 <pervert> give me some of that
38:18 <Pieter> but ya can use voipbuster.com for free national calls
38:20 <pervert> love
38:20 <Bandicoot> goto timezone
38:27 <FLWLSS> pervert yallah i want young kess
38:28 <Dam0> i pay $99 for adsl 2 30gb d/l fast as internet make any phone calls i like apart from over seas sll for $99;p
38:32 <Pieter> Bandicoot, didnt your mummy know that you were using her laptop?
38:33 <pervert> lol
38:37 <Pieter> haha timezone
38:44 <Pieter> timezone is dead!
38:49 <Pieter> atleast i think it is
38:56 <Pieter> its obvious that Bandicoot doesnt get out whatsoever
39:03 <Bandicoot> timezone is still around
39:04 <Pieter> is there still a timezone in melb central?
39:08 <Pieter> where?
39:14 <Bandicoot> im not telling you my hangout
39:17 Quit: baffye ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
39:34 <FLWLSS> lol @ hangout
39:39 <FLWLSS> sad sad
40:08 <FLWLSS> and the city is gay
40:23 <sandraa> :O
40:24 <sandraa> ur gay
40:25 <sandraa> lol
40:35 <Bandicoot> FLWLSS has downs
40:50 <Bandicoot> lollllllll
40:51 <sandraa> i get my car this weeek
40:52 <sandraa> :D
40:54 <Bandicoot> lol @ that
40:57 <Bandicoot> omfg lollllllll
41:06 <Bandicoot> sandraa u said that LASTWEEK
41:18 <sandraa> lol
41:22 <sandraa> i said it this week
41:24 <FLWLSS> bandicoot, stfu u clown get back in the circus
41:24 <sandraa> its the same week
41:26 <sandraa> u fuck
41:27 <sandraa> :P
41:31 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa's all about dress and car and nothing about gettsandraa u talk about all this cr
41:34 <Bandicoot> ive been hearing about this shitbox for 2 weeks now
41:34 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> ap
41:37 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> about getting smarter
41:51 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> but chu getting dumber
41:56 <sandraa> i got my car roadworthy and got it on thurday but then i get rego this wensday
42:00 <sandraa> s*
42:08 <Bandicoot> so it gonna cost u 3k?
42:08 <FLWLSS> sandraa i bet my car will beat urs :P
42:10 <Bandicoot> with rego?
42:12 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> HAHA
42:12 <sandraa> lol
42:13 <sandraa> :P
42:19 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa why is the car so important?
42:20 <sandraa> o whateva my car fucking kicks ass
42:25 <Bandicoot> 3k on a car
42:28 <Bandicoot> that will get 50kms
42:30 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> so u can drive to mcdonalds when u get hungry?
42:31 <Bandicoot> and die
42:36 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon coz its all i have going for me in life
42:43 <sandraa> other from that my life is pretty shit
42:44 <sandraa> lol
42:45 <sandraa> :P
42:46 <Bandicoot> i didnt get my car till i was 14
42:49 <sandraa> plus love driving
42:52 <FLWLSS> ill drag ya? pink slips if u loose ur cars mine
42:58 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> thats your fault for doing VCAL and having no ambition, chu cockaroach
43:00 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon nope im dieting
43:15 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon u dont know what i want :)
43:18 <Bandicoot> sandraa is gonna become a cop later on in life
43:34 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa you've not read a single book this holidays have you?
43:36 <FLWLSS> bandicoot i hate cops dog rats
43:47 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon yeah i did
43:54 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i dont mean womans weekly
43:55 <Bandicoot> I'm sitting for the exams FLWLSS
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44:01 <sandraa> it was a book u fuck
44:02 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> where john travolta pics show him getting fat!
44:07 <sandraa> i didnt say womans weekly either
44:29 <Bandicoot> only people that hate cops, are people who deserve to be arrested
45:00 <Bandicoot> I'm targeting WRX's and Skylines
45:24 <Bandicoot> and 1990 model camry's
45:43 <sandraa> lol
45:44 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> how much is the Mayb4u licence plate?
45:45 <sandraa> blow me
45:46 <sandraa> :P
46:00 <Bandicoot> dont be a wog and get shitty plates sandraa
46:04 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> <sandraa> LOL ILL SPEND 4 grand on dresses and horny-wog-plates
46:06 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon im not gonna get personalised plates i dont wanna wait longer for the plates
46:23 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon ur sucha lame fuck
46:24 <Bandicoot> theres nothing worse than some muzza with 2NVS4U
46:33 <Bandicoot> IMHOT4U
46:38 <Bandicoot> thats just fuckin gay
46:40 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> SHAVED4U
46:50 <Bandicoot> and people deserve to get their cars keyed for that
46:51 <sandraa> i was gonna have YBSAD4 matches u perfectly PanfrieddickheadSeaScallopsBacon
46:54 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa you're jabba the hut
46:58 <Bandicoot> 2PAC4EV
46:59 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> big tubby eating machine
47:02 <Dam0> for a chick: CUMINME
47:05 <Dam0> lol
47:10 <sandraa> meh
47:22 <Bandicoot> CHKRUTA
47:26 * sandraa sings
47:49 <Bandicoot> sandraa is gettin OIOIOI plates
47:56 <sandraa> nah mate
48:17 <Bandicoot> i work tommorow
48:20 <Bandicoot> then i get tuesday off
48:24 <Bandicoot> then i gotta work wednesday
48:29 <Bandicoot> im pissed off mang
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48:34 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*[email protected].*
48:34 <Bandicoot> they wont even give me monday
48:50 <OktoborChc> take it anyway
48:53 <OktoborChc> most ppl will
49:00 <Bandicoot> i would get fired if i do
49:09 <Bandicoot> my boss is a paranoid cockface
49:33 <OktoborChc> Oh I c
49:34 <OktoborChc> sori
49:48 <Pieter> fuck me dead
49:52 <Pieter> i truely am inlove with my isp
49:55 <ASIO> I wish Pieter
50:03 <Pieter> ive NEVER had such a great service from an isp before
50:10 <Pieter> even their customer service, they give a fuck
50:17 <ASIO> Pieter take the adds elseware
50:23 <Pieter> what ad?
50:25 <Pieter> did i name an isp?
50:35 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> OktoborChc, your tits are inferior to sandraa's
50:37 <Pieter> and dont tell me what to do
50:43 <Pieter> you have no authority over me
50:44 <Pieter> :)
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51:26 <Bandicoot> Pieter you are a public nuisance
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51:50 <sandraa> =/
52:27 <sandraa> hmmm
52:31 <Bandicoot> sandraa nice tits
52:35 <sandraa> thanx
52:38 <Bandicoot> lol
52:39 <sandraa> :)
52:40 <sandraa> ahha
52:41 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa, shit brain.
52:44 <Bandicoot> ahaha
52:48 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon alrite small dick
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53:29 <Pieter> Bandicoot: yet you're the one who isnt liked here:)
54:12 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> being liked by the lemmings in here doesnt say much
54:41 <Pieter> i know but still
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54:42 <Pieter> :P
54:45 <Pieter> its something
54:46 <FLWLSS> lol
54:48 <Pieter> even if its just a little
54:48 <Pieter> :p
54:53 <Pieter> thats it
54:56 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> its like saying 'the people in the bank queue like me'
55:03 <Bandicoot> Pieter I'm well liked
55:04 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> OH DO THEY ! WOW
55:07 <Bandicoot> by those who matter.
55:08 <Pieter> im going to buy a brand new bed when i finish paying my debts off
55:10 <Bandicoot> nimrod
55:12 <Pieter> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon
55:15 <Pieter> yu cant compare the 2
55:20 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> yes you can
55:24 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> austnet is full of generic boring people
55:26 <Pieter> the people in the bank queue are usually total strangers
55:30 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> just like a bank queue or a maccas line
55:33 <Pieter> and you rarely talk to someone in a bank queue
55:36 <Pieter> or a maccas line
55:46 <Pieter> if you're comparing irc to a bank
55:51 <Pieter> then lets go into the middle of a bank
55:55 <Pieter> and yell out a comment
55:57 <Pieter> and see if you get any responses
56:35 * Pieter woos
56:38 <Bandicoot> i had to ignore Pieter, he chews up half my monthly download quota typing absolute shit about his day 2 day life of what he is gonna buy next with his dole money
56:44 <Pieter> i still so can not believe how cheap this net acct has gotten
56:47 <Pieter> from $79
56:50 <Pieter> to $39
56:53 <Pieter> thats a massive drop
57:02 <Pieter> bhaahahah @ Bandicoot
57:06 <Pieter> he doesnt know how to ignore
57:14 <bree> what is dole money?
57:30 <Bandicoot> unemployed people get benefits from the Government for being out of work
57:31 <Pieter> and he's just cut that ive caught onto his lies and love to point it out to others whereas others cant be fucked with him
57:35 <FLWLSS> money from centrelink
57:36 <Bandicoot> they get paid "dole" money
57:40 <Bandicoot> it's welfare for the stupid
57:41 <Pieter> yeh bree
57:45 <Pieter> hehe apparently im out of work ;)
57:48 <Bandicoot> who can't get jobs because they are fat n lazy
57:50 <Pieter> but let Bandicoot have his fun :)
57:51 <FLWLSS> bree, money from centrelink
58:01 <Bandicoot> she probably doesnt know what centrelink is
58:01 <bree> thank you
58:04 <Bandicoot> shes new
58:13 <bree> yes. I do
58:18 <Pieter> hahaha @ Bandicoot
58:19 * Bandicoot karate chops bree
58:29 <Pieter> this guy cant get any more stupid
58:35 <bree> :)
58:36 <Pieter> he said yesterday
58:39 <Pieter> that women dont get horny
58:49 <Pieter> they only fuck due to feelings for guys
58:57 <Pieter> that is how stupid Bandicoot is
59:01 <JimmyKimmel> He meant that women don't get horny around him.
59:01 <Pieter> and he actually believes that
59:21 <FLWLSS> bree hows peter
59:24 <Pieter> JimmyKimmel: but that is obvious! does he really need to point that out
59:24 <FLWLSS> ?
59:24 <Pieter> :P
59:35 <bree> Pieter beats me
59:46 <Pieter> with a wooden stick
59:46 <Pieter> :p
59:50 <bree> reversi
59:50 <FLWLSS> lol
59:57 <bree> :'(
00:02 <Pieter> *hugs* bree
00:04 <bree> maybe i am stupid
00:22 * bree sobs..
00:26 <Pieter> you're only stupid if you are that Bree McKinley bat
00:33 <Pieter> or whatever her name is
00:39 <Pieter> the one who faked her own death on irc
00:39 <Pieter> :/
00:59 <pervert> what
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01:04 * pervert hugs bree
01:08 <Pieter> and if that is you, how was the resurrection? :P
01:27 <VenGeancE> The bounty hunter
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01:34 <Pieter> hehehe VenGeancE
01:36 <Pieter> i hate dog
01:37 * kibblz slaps bree around a bit with a baseball bat!
01:50 <Pieter> i cant stand him and his shitty show
01:52 * VenGeancE cooks pasta with brie
01:57 <kibblz> im in my boxers
02:03 <bree> why? im not being naughty
02:06 <VenGeancE> me2
02:27 <kibblz> yeah
02:35 <Pieter> bree: you're her aint ya?
02:36 <Pieter> :|
02:54 <bree> nah. is she stupid?
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03:00 <Pieter> pretty much
03:10 <Pieter> if you fake your death and want everyone believing it on irc
03:14 <bree> i should play reversi with her
03:15 <Pieter> you dont go adding people on msn after it
03:27 <pervert> lol
03:33 <pervert> wtf are u on about piet
03:38 <Pieter> Bree
03:44 <Pieter> the old bree
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03:49 <Pieter> faking her death
03:59 <JimmyKimmel> Was she hot?
04:00 <pervert> cool.
04:05 <Pieter> getting her bf (really her cousin) to tell people she died
04:12 <Pieter> but after a couple months
04:13 * pervert dies
04:16 <pervert> im dead
04:17 <Pieter> she's been adding people to msn
04:17 <pervert> be quiet
04:21 * sandraa pats pervert
04:22 <pervert> have some respect for the dead
04:24 * pervert purrs
04:26 <Pieter> x,x
04:28 <pervert> sandraa :)
04:32 <sandraa> hehe
04:34 <Pieter> ooo simpsons
04:45 <VenGeancE> mews
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05:17 <sandraa> lalal
05:36 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> which book did you read, sandraa
05:42 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> omg lalalal lmao lalalalala
05:49 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> cheeseburger
05:50 <VenGeancE> hi sandraa, what's been happening long time no see?
05:52 <Pieter> awwww @ santas lil helpers puppies
05:53 <Pieter> :))
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06:21 * BlackPanther slaps JamesWhitaker around a bit with a large trout
06:23 <sandraa> heyy VenGeancE
06:25 <sandraa> nm
06:26 <sandraa> u
06:28 <VenGeancE> Shall i apply to australia as a student or not! vote guys?
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06:48 <BoXerShrTZ^m> no
06:52 <sandraa> yes
06:57 <BoXerShrTZ^m> no more indian students please
07:10 <VenGeancE> 51% No 49% yes :/
07:13 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Bee_Corvid !
07:15 <BoXerShrTZ^m> you will just get stabbed and robbed anyway
07:27 <VenGeancE> bee wortzik
07:46 <sandraa> VenGeancE come sure y not
07:46 <sandraa> :P
07:50 <sandraa> carry a knife with ya
07:51 <sandraa> :)
08:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i got some bookz on zoology, horse radiography, human nutrition, physics
08:07 <VenGeancE> i'll carry a kunckel duster this time :p
08:10 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Zoology - Endangered Species, 2Nd Edition - Volume 2 (Arachnids, Birds, Crustaceans, Insects, And Mollusks) - Gale 2004.pdf
08:31 <VenGeancE> and guns obviously
08:41 <Pieter> hahahaha @ simpsons
08:45 <JimmyKimmel> Does anyone actually read e-books?
08:52 <VenGeancE> i have 5000+
08:55 <Pieter> aww he dragged me to my old neighbourhood and it hasnt changed a bit
09:04 <Pieter> DSL! DSL! Who wants to buy my high speed connection??
09:07 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Humans tend to read them, yes.
09:15 <Pieter> that was funny
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09:19 <JimmyKimmel> Pfft, humans.
09:25 <VenGeancE> i couldve beat MIT press legally
09:26 <Pieter> gah
09:35 <Pieter> 1hr until i have surrogates
09:48 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Thelonious_Monk_Easy_Piano_Solos-(US-PIANO-ISBN079358759X).pdf
10:06 <VenGeancE> i had golden shower fantasy last nite, but no-one's there for it
10:27 <Pieter> errrr
10:29 <JimmyKimmel> So you urinated in your pants, again?
10:31 <Pieter> thats gross
10:41 <VenGeancE> no in the loo hole
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11:04 Quit: VenGeancE ([email protected]) Quit: awwwwwwwwww :(
11:07 <kibblz> hi?
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11:52 Kick: UNIQUE_MALE was kicked by ChanOP (enjoy your ban, racism)
13:07 <sandraa> hey kibblz
13:20 <pervert> im ready
13:25 <kibblz> hi
13:30 <kibblz> maybe4u
13:32 <sandraa> pervert for what
13:33 <sandraa> lol
13:36 Quit: bree ([email protected]) Quit: bye.. kids
13:47 <sandraa> im not getting personalised number plate anymore
13:49 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa you should be reading for 1-2 hours a night
13:51 <kibblz> omg
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14:01 <sandraa> i know :(
14:02 <kibblz> always changing your mind
14:03 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa's IQ jumped 10 with that last comment
14:13 <sandraa> lol its coz i dont wanna wait longeer
14:21 <kibblz> you gonna piss your bf off
14:24 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> <sandraa> im still an attention whore, im just out of money!
14:26 <sandraa> i just wanna get everything done on wensday and drive
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14:38 <sandraa> kibblz siff
14:43 <pervert> sandraa, i dunno
14:49 <sandraa> lol pervert
14:51 <pervert> :P
14:55 * sandraa keeps patting pervert
15:04 * pervert purrs
15:07 <pervert> :)
15:21 <pervert> i wonder where my little kitties are
15:25 * kibblz pees on pervert and sandraa
15:29 <pervert> woah man
15:40 <pervert> bbs
16:02 <sandraa> lol
16:06 <kibblz> sexy serb
16:34 <sandraa> :)
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18:07 <kibblz> how come you never cam me anymore sandz
18:28 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> too busy eating
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18:48 <sandraa> kibblz u got me confussed with someone else
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19:06 <Pieter> haha @ simpsons
19:14 <kibblz> sexyserb hotmail?
19:20 <kibblz> hmm okay must be someone else.
19:21 <sandraa> nop
19:25 <Pieter> sexyplop!
19:33 <Pieter> plopserb
19:34 <Pieter> :p
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20:23 <Pieter> it kinda sounds like a fruit
20:42 <Pieter> is what im gonna say everytime Melanie *cough fakey* enters the chan
20:49 <Pieter> :p
20:55 <pervert> Melanie mate
21:02 <pervert> u know pollock?
21:09 <Pieter> pollop
21:10 <Pieter> :P
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21:47 <Melanie> o.O
21:54 <Warlock> boo
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22:42 <Warlock> mikey makes me so horny
23:00 <BlackDevil> mikey makes my butt bleed
23:23 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HcKrd3K8_A
23:26 <Warlock> BlackDevil: a/s/l ?
23:30 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Hiromi!
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24:11 <Warlock> lmfao BlackDevil, i got you their didn't i ? :) hahaha
24:23 <Warlock> j/k
24:26 <BlackDevil> oh you want an answer?
24:28 <BlackDevil> 12/f/syd
24:49 <Warlock> here daughter BlackDevil, have a lolly and go to bed....
24:53 <Pieter> cmon microwave
24:55 <Pieter> nuke my cheese!
25:40 <Warlock> BlackDevil, hope you know, i am a dad
25:48 <BlackDevil> dont care
25:53 <Pieter> god damnit
25:57 <Pieter> i was looking out the window
26:03 <Pieter> saw a chick walking a dog
26:06 <Pieter> it got closer
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26:12 <Pieter> it ended up being a guy with long hair
26:13 <BlackDevil> fugly girl
26:15 <Pieter> with female hips
26:15 <Pieter> :/
26:19 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> <sandraa> what has this world come to i feel like srsly theres no conversation topics
26:19 <Warlock> BlackDevil, you will, when your time comes :)
26:19 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> <sandraa> just all run out
26:23 <Pieter> cant tell from up here BlackDevil
26:26 <Pieter> im on the 2nd floor :/
26:27 <BlackDevil> you fell in love with a man Pieter
26:39 <Pieter> nearly BlackDevil :(
26:57 <pervert> mmmm
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27:35 <Warlock> awhhh, no shares... dammit
27:45 <Warlock> i like sharing
27:48 <Warlock> sharing is caring
28:43 <Warlock> BlackDevil: were you born a retard noob ? or does it just run in the family ? :)
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28:53 <BlackDevil> both?
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29:08 <Warlock> well 3
29:19 <Warlock> retard and noob are 2 different things
29:26 <Warlock> let alone the family thing :)
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29:32 <Warlock> that's 3
29:44 <BlackDevil> yea
29:47 <Warlock> can't count to 3 eh ? and your 12 ?
29:58 <BlackDevil> but you made retard noob, one word
30:00 <Warlock> 1 2 ummm
30:05 <BlackDevil> you didnt say retard and noob
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30:14 <Warlock> indeed
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30:30 <Warlock> that is a b + for you BlackDevil in english grammar
30:34 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> http://www.drunkenpolack.com/images/darkh.JPG
30:35 <BlackDevil> so its still both
30:49 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> BlackDevil, heard the new Queer Factory?
30:50 <Warlock> BlackDevil is correct ! :)
30:57 <Warlock> here have a gold star BlackDevil
31:01 <BlackDevil> ummm i dont watch gay shows
31:03 <BlackDevil> so no
31:08 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> fear factory - mechanize
31:15 <Pieter> I wonder how tv networks do their program ratings
31:28 <Pieter> how does the news know that 1.something million people watched the olympic opening
31:29 <Pieter> n shit like that
31:34 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> like an updated version of Demanufacture
31:40 <Pieter> do our tv's have something inbuilt that transmits?
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31:43 <Pieter> :/
31:44 <Warlock> prayers and coca cola for 100,000 ppl in haiti, what a wonderful life we have..................................
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32:15 <Pieter> fox n the hound is on 7two
32:42 <Warlock> you would hope the world would explode in 2012, aint gonna happen but, but if it did, it would rid the inhumanity of humanity at least
32:52 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> im cranking some ragtime
33:03 <Pieter> i watched 2012 yesterday
33:07 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> get me in the mood to play some piano later on
33:10 <Warlock> how was it man ?
33:10 <Pieter> i actually like that movie quite a bit
33:19 <Pieter> the people who say its shit
33:26 <Pieter> are the people who dont understand it or havent seen it
33:27 <Pieter> :/
33:28 <Warlock> i believe in science, i am atheist, 2012 is all religious bullshit
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33:43 <Pieter> i do believe armageddon to be real
33:44 <MelbourneMBi> no it's not.
33:52 <MelbourneMBi> 2012 is based on the mayan calender.
33:56 <MelbourneMBi> it's based on astrology.
34:02 <Pieter> i bleieve there is a frequency that will break us
34:04 <Warlock> Pieter: it's all based on 3 calendars and mayan to egyptian prophecy bullshit
34:07 <Pieter> black us out
34:09 <Pieter> kill us
34:11 <Pieter> make the earth pop
34:15 <kibblz> ?
34:17 <Pieter> make the universe implode
34:19 <Warlock> yes astrology
34:19 <MelbourneMBi> lol, earth pop.
34:20 <Pieter> who knows
34:23 <kibblz> ortega?
34:26 <Pieter> hehehe MelbourneMBi :P
34:32 <Warlock> it aint gonna happen Pieter
34:32 <bee_hornet> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRJcP6jzdz0
34:32 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> hey no talk of earth science, its too boring for sandra
34:35 <Pieter> whats ortega?
34:39 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> anthony ortega
34:40 <kibblz> jason
34:45 <Pieter> Warlock: belief is everyones right :p
34:48 <Warlock> chances are it would be the year 20012
34:57 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon im not even saying anything fuck off ur so fucked
35:02 <kibblz> woah
35:04 <Warlock> let alone 200000000000000000000000000000000000012
35:05 <kibblz> sandz baby.
35:06 <kibblz> relax.
35:07 <Pieter> a massive solar flare will cook us
35:11 <sandraa> lol
35:11 <sandraa> haha
35:13 <bee_hornet> my country would get vulnarable disaster by a sudden earth quake
35:14 <sandraa> :)
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35:21 <Pieter> like in that movie knowing
35:22 <Pieter> :p
35:24 <MelbourneMBi> the only thing that will happen in 2012 is that the energy surrounding the earth will change it's frequency, resulting in unkown and unforseeable things. nobody knows what will happen, it happens every 22,000 years. and 22,000 years ago we came out of the last ice age.
35:40 <bee_hornet> it can be worse than haiti's one
35:53 <Pieter> i believe its all got to do with our orbit
36:04 <Pieter> climate change isnt a myth
36:06 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> ah, sandraa just lols when someone tells her to spread her legs
36:08 <MelbourneMBi> some peope think that the earth will change it's orbit on the axis, resulting in the momentum of oceans going everywhere and fucking up.
36:13 <Warlock> Pieter: fair enough, that could happen it is fesible in science for a solar flare to erupt to a magnitude that would burn our planet, but not the entire universe mate
36:15 <Pieter> but us causing climate change isnt real
36:17 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> but is going to kill me cos im making fun of her lemming-brain
36:29 <Pieter> lemmings are cute!
36:31 <bee_hornet> USA is causing it
36:33 <Warlock> it is plausable Pieter
36:37 <MelbourneMBi> but again, they're all theories. however, you can't just dismiss it as "religious bs" as something IS going to happen, we just don't know what.
36:39 <Pieter> naa Warlock
36:41 <Pieter> i know
36:46 <MelbourneMBi> just like scientists don't know what matter is made out of.
36:48 <Warlock> a solar flare is real
36:49 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon yes im a slut :)
36:53 <Warlock> it happens all the time
36:53 <Pieter> there is also our sun dying
36:57 <kibblz> sandra whats your star sign
36:58 <MelbourneMBi> scientists won't know what happens until 2012 or near it.
36:58 <Pieter> which turns supanova
36:59 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> not a slut, a lazy chick with no ambition
37:04 <Pieter> implodes into a blackhole
37:11 <sandraa> im aquarius :)
37:19 <kibblz> ahh no wonder we get along
37:19 <sandraa> lol PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon LOL
37:20 <kibblz> so well
37:20 <Warlock> Pieter: if the sun supernovas, their goes the solar system, not the universe but
37:21 <bee_hornet> burnt planet
37:21 <sandraa> :P
37:23 <Pieter> it be the best blowjob every human being will ever get
37:24 <Bandicoot> sandraa we are matched
37:30 <Pieter> i know Warlock
37:39 <Pieter> oo iceage
37:39 <sandraa> im 19 in like two weeks
37:41 <kibblz> me and sandra are compatible
37:43 <kibblz> but shes too young for me
37:44 <Pieter> i want that lil nut bandit!
37:46 <sandraa> :)
37:48 <Pieter> squirrel
37:49 <Bandicoot> whats your sign kibblz
37:52 <Pieter> or whatever its meant to be
37:53 <sandraa> what star sign are uj
37:53 <Warlock> that is 100$ possible Pieter
37:55 <sandraa> kibblz
37:56 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa is smarter than marie curie
37:56 <sandraa> u*
38:02 <Warlock> and nothing is 100% in this life
38:10 <Warlock> 100%
38:13 <kibblz> cancer
38:16 <MelbourneMBi> a mammoth was uncovered in ice, perfectly frozen, it still had grass in its mouth. found in northern russia somewhere.
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38:22 <Bandicoot> cancer is not compat with aquarius
38:27 <MelbourneMBi> if it still had grass in its mouth, that means it was snap frozen.
38:27 <sandraa> lol
38:29 <MelbourneMBi> explain that shit.
38:30 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> melbournedad, was that in new scientist?
38:30 <kibblz> we are both air element
38:34 <kibblz> Bandicoot
38:35 <Bandicoot> doesnt matter
38:37 <kibblz> sandra and i are air
38:37 <Bandicoot> they arent compat
38:38 <bee_hornet> i m planning to move to Edmonton
38:38 <kibblz> so
38:39 <kibblz> fuck you
38:40 <kibblz> FUCK YOU
38:43 <kibblz> CANT I DREAM
38:45 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Edmonton? alberta?
38:47 <sandraa> lol
38:48 <sandraa> haha
38:48 <NikAway> ooooh, i'm an aquarius also sandraa :o)
38:49 <Bandicoot> theres only 2 compat with aquarius
38:52 <bee_hornet> yes sir
38:55 <Bandicoot> cancer is shit
38:55 <sandraa> oo hell yeah NikAway :)
38:58 <sandraa> ^5
39:02 <sandraa> were awesome
39:02 <MelbourneMBi> what's compatible with Scorpio?
39:05 Nick: NikAway is now known as Nikky`
39:09 <Bandicoot> virgo
39:11 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa download some books about psychology
39:15 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> you'll need it later on
39:16 <Warlock> would be nice to see a supernova of the sun, by the time it reaches the earth they say, would take 2 hours
39:17 <bee_hornet> you can get a MS degree there � the price of Australia and betetr value
39:19 <Bandicoot> but virgos are shit
39:30 <Warlock> i would stand outside and have a suntan
39:34 <Nikky`> And my b-day is in two weeks, well week n a bit
39:35 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> bee_hornet, you already have a physics degree?
39:39 <MelbourneMBi> Go read a book called The Kybalion. Mindblowing shit.
39:43 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> u turning 40?
39:44 <sandraa> well mines 8th feb
39:52 <bee_hornet> no Information Technology from RMIT
39:52 <Nikky`> Mine is 3rd Feb
39:56 <Nikky`> No, not turning 40
39:59 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> bah IT is boring
39:59 <Warlock> sandraa, me oh so hornay
40:06 <sandraa> Warlock same same
40:10 <Pieter> iceage the meltdown
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40:12 <Bandicoot> mine is 4 july
40:12 <Pieter> is that the first one?
40:13 <bee_hornet> http://mint.ece.ualberta.ca/
40:18 <Pieter> its the 2nd one eh ?
40:41 <Warlock> bee_hornet, ever tried sticking your cock in the cdrom and pressing enter ?
41:16 <bee_hornet> Warlock: your not having my money :p
41:16 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> bee_hornet, i thought you were into environmental science
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41:34 <Nikky`> This is the 2nd one Pieter
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41:44 <Pieter> cool
41:45 <bee_hornet> when you own an e-library you know pretty much a lot of things
41:45 <Pieter> :)
41:48 <Pieter> hmm
41:54 <Pieter> i think i need to recalibrate my sound
41:55 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> ive downloaded a lot of vet science books
42:01 <sandraa> what a beautiful sucha beautiful wreck you areee
42:09 <Pieter> i try sandraa ;)
42:11 <sandraa> im tired :(
42:11 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> your car is a beautiful bomb
42:15 <sandraa> lol
42:18 <sandraa> i love my car
42:20 <sandraa> <3
42:23 <sandraa> it completes me
42:23 <bee_hornet> i got more on Engineering and architecture
42:24 <sandraa> lol
42:26 <Pieter> and i love sandraa
42:28 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa u should take the test for nursing
42:28 <Pieter> and the car loves me
42:33 <Pieter> its such an awesome love triangle
42:34 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
42:37 <Warlock> bee_hornet: me and you in zimbabwe jungle
42:38 <sandraa> lol
42:39 <sandraa> haha
42:43 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> bee_hornet, got lots on soil mechanics?
42:49 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> ocean engineering?
42:54 <sandraa> Pieter smart
42:57 <sandraa> i love myself
42:59 <bee_hornet> How about change it to brazil from zimbabwe?
42:59 <Warlock> you like green monkey bee_hornet ?
43:11 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> study in bangalore
43:16 <bee_hornet> i have
43:20 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> mumbai college
43:28 <Warlock> nah zimbabwe jungle congo is cool
43:36 <bee_hornet> Amazon
43:40 <Warlock> lots of zulu there
43:49 <Warlock> and pygmy
43:57 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> there are lot of poor indian students who cant afford to pay their fees
44:05 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> gifted too
44:10 <bee_hornet> what do you do with them
44:21 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> they have to sweep roads
44:21 <Warlock> it's what they do to you bee_hornet
44:23 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> for 10 hours a day
44:27 <Warlock> not what you do to them :)
44:30 <Warlock> mwahaha
44:39 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> meanwhile a fat lazy sandraa talks about dresses shes bought
44:45 <sandraa> :)
44:46 <sandraa> lol
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44:50 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon well im happy
44:52 <Warlock> those tribes in africa know their stuff
44:53 <sandraa> its a pretty dress
44:56 <sandraa> its stunning
45:00 <sandraa> and was on sale
45:01 <sandraa> :)
45:02 <bourbonz0r> omg uleh
45:03 <Warlock> BoOgA !
45:04 <bee_hornet> fuck it! i am applying to Alberta
45:06 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> yes, i hope you meet a wog dude who thinks its fully sik
45:06 <bourbonz0r> big turbo
45:13 <sandraa> lol so do i
45:14 <sandraa> :)
45:26 <Warlock> sandraa, join tarzan in quest of africa
45:31 <sandraa> lol
45:35 <sandraa> no
45:39 <Bandicoot> where is sneza
45:39 <Warlock> YES
45:40 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa you should marry a university lecturer
45:44 <sandraa> i dk Bandicoot
45:44 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> then you can get free tuition
45:47 <Warlock> beats chest
45:52 <bee_hornet> elite_zore
45:52 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon yeah nah
45:57 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> nah yeah nah
45:58 <Pieter> there
45:59 <kibblz> are you a social person sandra
45:59 <Pieter> calibrated
46:04 <Pieter> all done manually
46:05 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> san draa
46:11 <Pieter> sounds much better
46:13 <sandraa> kibblz lol in a shy way yes
46:14 <Warlock> can you socialize with cannibals bee_hornet ?
46:17 <sandraa> :P
46:23 <kibblz> k
46:26 <bee_hornet> cannabis yes
46:33 <Pieter> i wanna buy a new centre speaker
46:39 <Pieter> that will have to wait till after my new bed
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46:39 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Keith Nichols' Hot Six - Shakin' The Blues Away\SOS 1063 08 Cushion Foot Stomp.mp3
46:48 <Warlock> 2.1 is good enough for me :) rofl
47:14 <sandraa> ima lay down for 5 mins
47:23 <Warlock> most movies don't have full dolby surround 5.1 anyway
47:23 <Nikky`> Who can go to the shops for me?
47:26 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa your poor dogs neet walking
47:31 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> need
47:39 <kibblz> sandra wanna talk
47:40 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> theyre like 'that fat bitch never walks us'
47:41 <kibblz> while you lay
47:42 <bee_hornet> Warlock: how about take some medication and go for a stroll in neighborhoods
47:44 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon your poor mum needs fucking
47:55 <Pieter> revolutionary gizmo i call
47:56 <Pieter> BARK!
47:58 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> my mum has alzheimers
48:00 <Pieter> hahahaha funny stuff
48:07 <sandraa> lol
48:12 <Warlock> long as you have some with me bee_hornet, and carry my green monkey on your back ?
48:12 <sandraa> naww
48:17 <bee_hornet> sorry to hear that scallop
48:18 <kibblz> you can call me sandz.
48:20 <sandraa> im sorry PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon
48:27 <kibblz> and we'll talk about your social problem
48:35 <sandraa> lol kibblz
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48:55 <kibblz> you know you wanna
49:00 <sandraa> wait ima make the writting bigger and go lay down
49:08 <kibblz> call on private so i dont know your number.
49:20 <Warlock> PandasDontDrive: did she have dementia at the start ? sorry to ask, if you don't mind me asking in all respect/seriously
49:44 <bee_hornet> i saw some australians wearing yellow t0shirts written australia day walking in my city yesterday about 10-15 of them
49:44 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> had ocd
49:51 <Warlock> wtf
49:53 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> and some mania at one point
49:53 <Warlock> ocd ?
49:54 <Pieter> oo
49:58 <Pieter> i still have a dvi to vga converter here
49:58 <Warlock> ummm
50:03 <bee_hornet> guy in the front has a big huge gut
50:14 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> she's still got a brilliant mind at times, but forgets everything short term
50:15 <Warlock> ocd is obssesive compulsive disorder mate
50:17 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> tells the same thing over and over
50:19 <orly> Why does Pieter the filthy meth junkie have a +v isn't that supporting drug use and far from teh anti drug message we want to send to the melbourne community?
50:31 <Warlock> it is tasks that people (remember) oftenly
50:51 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> she had a rough life
50:57 <Warlock> how old is she ?
51:04 <Pieter> orly: jealous much?
51:05 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> 57
51:06 <bee_hornet> they will eventually fuck off without anybody saying anyhting by the look in their face was horrible
51:12 <orly> you disgust me
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51:16 <Pieter> orly: you realise you're going to be banned again eh?
51:20 <Pieter> orly: then leave:)
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51:31 <orly> you realise you'll be on welfare the rest of your life?
51:36 <orly> living it up
51:38 * bee_hornet swipes your credit card
51:41 <Pieter> umm
51:45 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> you cant live it up on welfare
51:48 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> no overseas skiing trips
51:53 <Pieter> exactly what i was gonna say PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon
51:54 <bee_hornet> sign down below....x
51:55 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> no weeks in tokyo
52:01 <Warlock> my mum is 85 dude, and went through ww2, and my sister the bitch says she has alzheimers, i proved her wrong with psychiatrist and psychologists, and neurologists
52:04 <orly> you think you'v e beat the system. you're too stupid to realise it's self emposed poverty you've chosen
52:04 <Pieter> i can barely live on the wages i do get
52:05 <Pieter> :/
52:05 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> have to stay in sunny boring australia
52:11 <ASIO> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon yes you cn if you clAME 3 benifets
52:15 <sandraa> bee_hornet sign for what?
52:16 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> aussies are convinced that aus is a great place to be etc
52:19 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> but its fucking boring
52:20 <Pieter> haha ASIO
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52:24 <Pieter> thats fraud
52:28 <bee_hornet> for the coke and fuel
52:34 <Warlock> i suggest you have your mum take a petscan PandasDontDrive
52:48 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Warlock, so what do you think?
52:56 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i know that psychs dont have enough time to properly diagnose
53:03 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> they just throw it into 'bipolar' or 'schizoid' etc
53:11 <bee_hornet> sandraa thinks i'm a gangsta
53:12 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> too generalised
53:30 <ASIO> haha Pieter its smarts
53:39 <Warlock> PandasDontDrive: i don't know, god only knows, she has to go through a lot of checkups, it's all free, and medications like xanax and shit or benzos only enhance the disorder
53:49 <bee_hornet> i'd introduce you all of my imaginary friends
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54:12 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> at 80 something, did she get shock treatment?
54:15 <Warlock> PandasDontDrive: http://www.mja.com.au
54:18 <Warlock> no PandasDontDrive
54:24 <Pieter> ASIO: not when you can end up in jail
54:33 <Pieter> i think its smarter to avoid jail, not work towards it
54:34 <Fred-Bear> hi PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon :)
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54:39 <Warlock> electro con treatment went out in the 60's mate
54:40 * Fred-Bear hugs PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon
54:41 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> my mum knows more than the doctors about pathology
54:43 <Pieter> even tho jail is a holiday
54:49 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> bron bron bronda!
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55:25 <Fred-Bear> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon, sounds like you love my ex lol
55:35 <Pieter> whats pathology?
55:39 <Pieter> xrays n stuff?
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56:13 <Warlock> PandasDontDrive: it don't mean anything what she knows, i have a bachelor of science in computer science, i been in computers for over 20 years, and worked on CT, MRI etc etc, what matters is what you learn from different sources and how you go about finding alternative treatments
56:20 <Matthew> no, thats where they test your blood and uribne etc
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56:29 <kibblz> wheres my pal sandz
56:30 <Warlock> i still learn from others
56:31 <Matthew> radiology is xrays and ct scans
56:33 <kibblz> she never called.
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56:37 <Warlock> i know shit about computers
56:48 <sandraa> Pieter pathology is for blood and shit
56:49 <sandraa> lol
57:04 <sandraa> kibblz hiding
57:05 <Warlock> haemotology you mean
57:15 <Warlock> learn what pathology is
57:16 <Warlock> pathos
57:25 <kibblz> lol i wonder
57:27 <kibblz> what sandra sounds like
57:32 <sandraa> lol
57:35 <sandraa> meh
57:46 <Pieter> hahaha @ this squirrel
57:50 <Pieter> ahh k
57:59 <Pieter> hemoglobin is the key
58:03 <Pieter> to a healthy heart beat
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58:30 <Pieter> hemoglobin is the oxygen in red blood cells isnt it?
58:41 <kibblz> sandra
58:42 <Warlock> i have epilepsy PandasDontDrive, from SWS, i took xanax later as a alternative to rivitrol, and it made me sick
58:47 <sandraa> kibblz
58:47 <kibblz> i wanna see what you sound like
58:57 Nick: ASIO is now known as FakeID
59:01 <kibblz> i mean, hear
59:05 <sandraa> kibblz like a normal person
59:09 <FakeID> Hmmm
59:11 <Pieter> targactil
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59:15 <Warlock> oh know
59:25 <Pieter> prevents seizures
59:31 <Warlock> lmfao
59:33 <Pieter> or whatever its called
59:35 <Warlock> FakeID
00:30 <kibblz> nah lol
00:32 <kibblz> sandz who you with
00:35 <kibblz> on the phone
00:45 <Warlock> benzos can cause long term memory loss PandasDontDrive, even under normal use
00:56 <Pieter> fuck me Warlock
01:02 <sandraa> kibblz optus
01:06 <Pieter> thats prob the reason why im forgetting alot
01:18 <Pieter> but my issue is more when i take em
01:20 <Warlock> least it is long term man
01:23 <Pieter> i cant remember things after i stop taking it
01:25 <Warlock> short term is worse
01:32 <Pieter> its like, its all a blur
01:37 <Warlock> it fucks your daily life short term
01:44 <Pieter> its what happened that night i saw mandy and her fat friends
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01:57 <Pieter> i also drank,
01:59 <sandraa> yea i have short term memory bad
01:59 <Pieter> blacked out
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02:05 <Pieter> and i woke up the next day scared
02:09 <Pieter> cos i didnt know how i got home
02:10 <Pieter> or what happened
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02:23 <Warlock> some benzos like xanax destroy inter cranial cells within the cortex
02:29 <Pieter> i only ever blacked out before that by drinking
02:39 <Warlock> that causes short term memory loss
02:39 <Pieter> that stuff makes me stupid
02:51 <Pieter> i do stupid shit
02:55 <Pieter> anyway, lets stop talking about it
02:57 <Warlock> mix it with booze mate, and it becomes a addiction
03:04 <Pieter> i know that :/
03:05 <Warlock> your only enhancing the drug
03:32 <Warlock> took me 3 weeks to get off xanax, i was experimenting alternatives
03:54 <sandraa> doctor Warlock can u fix my back lol
04:06 <Warlock> i aint no doctor
04:07 <Fred-Bear> sandraa hi
04:07 <Pieter> sandraa: I do back cracking
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04:11 <Pieter> i can fix it
04:17 <tr1p1ea> ahhhhh
04:20 <sandraa> hey Fred-Bear
04:24 <Pieter> back pain is usually due to muscular issues
04:27 * Fred-Bear sneaks up on sandraa and gives her a MASSIVE hug :D
04:31 <Pieter> usually due to muscles not getting enuff blood
04:32 <tr1p1ea> courtside corporate seats at the tennis, 2m from Nadal ... whatever
04:40 <sandraa> i have really bad back pains
04:43 <sandraa> :(
04:47 <Pieter> so do i
04:48 <kibblz> massage?
04:54 <sandraa> yes
04:56 <Pieter> but mine was induced by a motorbike accident
04:59 <kibblz> only if you call me.
05:03 <Pieter> massage helps bloodflow
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05:09 <Pieter> loosens the muscle
05:15 <tr1p1ea> breaks up scarring
05:21 <Pieter> just think of it as a headache for your muscles
05:22 <Fred-Bear> poor sandraa has a bad back, maybe she needs an epidural
05:23 <sandraa> lol i wanna go get the asians to cure my back pains
05:25 <Pieter> when you get a headache
05:27 <Pieter> its the same thing
05:29 <kibblz> lol the asians are shit
05:31 <Pieter> lack of blood flow
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05:33 <kibblz> too weak to massage.
05:38 <tr1p1ea> asians can cure anything
05:46 <sandraa> lol the asians look good
05:47 <Pieter> its why you dont get many issues when you're on blood thinners like catapres
05:49 <Pieter> well
05:51 <Pieter> yeh
05:54 <sandraa> they stand there all professional
06:00 <kibblz> i been told im good with my hands.
06:07 <Pieter> asian women are pathetic sex partners
06:10 <kibblz> and when my friend went to the asian shes like that sshit
06:13 <kibblz> compared to you
06:15 <sandraa> kibblz did ur dick tell u that
06:16 <Pieter> the only hot thing about em is how they can be dominated
06:18 <sandraa> lol
06:20 <kibblz> what?
06:25 <sandraa> jks
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06:26 <sandraa> nm
06:27 Quit: Warlock ([email protected]) Connection reset by peer
06:29 <kibblz> idiot
06:32 <Pieter> asian women dont know how to give head
06:32 <sandraa> lol
06:34 <kibblz> why do you ruin our conversations
06:36 <kibblz> with that shit.
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06:47 <sandraa> kibblz =/
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07:09 <cuz> hi
07:12 <Fred-Bear> asian women dont mind when a man abuses them and hurts them during intercourse
07:14 <cuz> can i smash ya face in
07:26 <Pieter> is that female mammoth a black female as the voice?
07:27 <sandraa> Fred-Bear all women care thats bs
07:29 <Pieter> she sounds black
07:33 <Pieter> like a black wolly mammoth!
07:36 <tr1p1ea> and even if they did mind? what are they gonna do about it?
08:05 <Fred-Bear> sandraa, not asians, they dont complain aboiut it and they let you take off your belt and beat them across the back hard as you ride them
08:06 <sandraa> lol punch u in the nose
08:14 <cuz> hey guys spam the law enforcement facebook group
08:17 <cuz> fuck tho police
08:22 <sandraa> im fucking sure Fred-Bear
08:25 <Pieter> no cuz
08:31 <kibblz> me too sandz
08:33 <kibblz> optus here
08:34 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmm.
08:38 <kibblz> now you have no excuse
08:38 <Fred-Bear> sandraa you seem cool and wel liked
08:42 <sandraa> kibblz for?
08:49 <kibblz> to say hello
08:50 <sandraa> Fred-Bear not really
08:51 <kibblz> and hangup
08:55 <sandraa> kibblz haha sif
09:00 <kibblz> are you shy :/
09:03 <sandraa> yes
09:04 <sandraa> lol
09:09 <kibblz> i just wanna hear you
09:13 <kibblz> and see if im right
09:18 <sandraa> about?
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09:21 <kibblz> how you sound
09:28 <sandraa> like shit?
09:31 <kibblz> yea
09:42 <sandraa> lol
09:46 <sandraa> yeah i do
09:52 <sandraa> i can tell u that
09:54 <sandraa> :)
10:04 <tr1p1ea> and man there are some hotties at the tennis
10:09 <kibblz> well
10:11 <kibblz> call me sandz
10:16 <kibblz> dont be chicken
10:19 <tr1p1ea> rafa took his shirt off and all these chicks next to us went crazy
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10:26 <Pieter> why would she waste credit on you kibblz? :P
10:27 <sandraa> i dont got cred
10:34 <sandraa> lol
10:35 <kibblz> we are both on optus
10:42 <kibblz> dont lie to me
10:47 <kibblz> ill call then
10:54 <kibblz> for like 5 seconds
11:10 <sandraa> i dont give out my number
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11:20 <kibblz> you got a mic on msn?
11:29 <sandraa> lol no
11:38 <Fred-Bear> sandraa are you with optus?
11:43 <sandraa> yeahh
11:45 <Fred-Bear> me too
11:50 <Fred-Bear> we have optus time
11:52 <Fred-Bear> :)
12:02 <tr1p1ea> or would she rather go deaf?
12:06 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@48b3e62d.comindico.com.au
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12:12 <cleo> hey fags
12:21 <stamina> lol
12:28 <stamina> speak for yaself
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12:31 <sandraa> lol
12:32 <tr1p1ea> sgaf yeh
12:35 <Pieter> hehehee
12:45 <Pieter> this female wooly mammoth is really coocoos
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13:45 <Fred-Bear> sandraa do u like gs69azza?
13:47 Quit: bringbakthebush ([email protected]) Quit:
14:04 <sandraa> i dont really know him so meh
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14:54 <Fred-Bear> fair enough
15:00 <Fred-Bear> sandraa do u like noddy07?
15:09 <noddy07> hey fredbear
15:09 <sandraa> yesh \
15:14 <sandraa> yesh*
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15:34 <noddy07> hey sandra
15:34 <PandasDontDrive> man flake cones are yum as
15:46 <sandraa> heyy noddy07
16:04 <mikey> pandyyss
16:13 <noddy07> fredbear u being an annoying again
16:30 <WiLd_TuRkeY> just bark if u need me
16:49 <PandasDontDrive> mikeys
16:57 <PandasDontDrive> u wanna eat frozen yoghurt with me
16:58 <PandasDontDrive> lols
16:59 <mikey> i live alone :)
17:03 <PandasDontDrive> yay!
17:05 <mikey> im so excited.
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17:10 <mikey> the whore is gone.
17:10 <PandasDontDrive> haha
17:16 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
17:20 <sandraa> WiLd_TuRkeY i need u
17:21 <sandraa> lol
17:22 <PandasDontDrive> now you can walk around naked
17:26 <sandraa> need a back massage
17:27 <mikey> i am.
17:32 <PandasDontDrive> im sposed to be at a picnic in town
17:37 <PandasDontDrive> but i replied that im sick
17:38 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 6.30pm
17:38 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Ice Age: The Meltdown
17:40 <PandasDontDrive> :) and im not :P
17:46 * PandasDontDrive takes pics of mikey
17:50 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 6.30pm
17:50 <WiLd_TuRkeY> One Day Series - Australia v Pakistan
17:56 * mikey poses
17:59 <Nikky`> oh wow mikey
18:08 <mikey> Nikky <3
18:17 <Nikky`> mikey <3
18:17 <PandasDontDrive> i feel like goin out now ive eaten
18:20 * PandasDontDrive CLICK CLICK
18:22 * kibblz � 4284. Emergency Room - Mario feat. Rihanna.mp3 � 03:51 �
18:25 <PandasDontDrive> vogue baby!
18:30 <mikey> wish it wasnt sunday
18:33 <mikey> back to work already :(
18:41 <PandasDontDrive> aaww
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18:47 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u working australia day?
18:48 <PandasDontDrive> as a male escort?
19:07 <kibblz> whens aus day
19:09 <kibblz> i always forget
19:18 <kibblz> tues?
19:18 <Fred-Bear> hi kibblz
19:20 <Fred-Bear> :)
19:25 <kibblz> shu up faggt
19:25 <WiLd_TuRkeY> tuesday
19:33 <noddy07> hey kibz
19:40 <Fred-Bear> sandraa LOVES noddy07 4 eva
19:49 <sandraa> lol
19:51 <noddy07> woteva fred
19:55 <Fred-Bear> lol
20:01 <sandraa> :P
20:10 <Fred-Bear> they would make a nice couple
20:13 <Fred-Bear> very loving
20:18 <Pieter> there
20:25 <noddy07> ]im married already fred
20:28 <Pieter> fixed the damn upload/download on my torrent download
20:33 <Pieter> my uploads n downloads are counted as 1
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20:39 <Pieter> forgot to limit my upload speed
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21:17 <PandasDontDrive> i dont celebrate australia day
21:35 <PandasDontDrive> if i did id be pissed off that the aboriginies didnt agree with it
21:46 <PandasDontDrive> and then id want to go smurfing and KILL SMURFS.
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22:11 <sandraa> lool
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22:51 * Fred-Bear sits sandraa on his knee, and bounces her
22:54 <Fred-Bear> :D
23:11 <sandraa> lol
23:14 <sandraa> sif
23:30 * mikey picks sandraa up and sits her on his knee instead
23:35 <sandraa> i dont wanna bounce up and down i need a back massage
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23:44 <sandraa> :P
23:54 <mikey> dont worry, i wont get excited.
23:58 <mikey> youre not my type.
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24:29 <orly> i think he's calling you fat sandraa
24:39 <noddy07> lol
24:39 <mikey> incorrect.
24:47 <sandraa> so what
24:48 <sandraa> :P
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25:01 <Pieter> dun worry
25:05 <Pieter> its a gift to be fat sandraa
25:14 <Pieter> fat people are alot more stronger than the skinnies
25:15 <Nikky`> He is saying, she is female = not his type
25:22 <Pieter> shhh Nikky`
25:30 <Pieter> i know that, but im elaborating on the fat comments :P
25:30 <Just_Me> hey nikky
25:36 <sandraa> lol
25:39 <Nikky`> well don't
25:42 <Nikky`> Hey Just_Me :o)
25:46 <Pieter> pfft
25:52 <Nikky`> :P
25:52 <Just_Me> hey, all the chicks in here are fat
25:53 <Pieter> im not gonna listen to you!
25:55 <sandraa> mikey u gay?
25:57 <Pieter> i was fat
25:59 <Pieter> so i have a right~!
26:05 <Fred-Bear> sandraa can u make me some chips please?
26:06 <mikey> sandraa, yup
26:06 <Nikky`> As well as the men, bald and UGLY
26:19 <kibblz> if only sandra knew me
26:23 <sandraa> mikey breow
26:23 <Pieter> im not bald or ugly!
26:24 <sandraa> :P
26:25 <kibblz> she'd melt in my massaging arms
26:29 <kibblz> hands
26:29 <Just_Me> HEY!!! i am not bald... just fat and ugly
26:29 <sandraa> thats sexy
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26:43 <Pieter> me being here
26:44 <kibblz> if sandraa makes me fries from mcdonalds
26:46 <kibblz> like HEAPS
26:47 <Pieter> is just due to the lack of motivation
26:49 <kibblz> ill massage her for ages
26:51 <Nikky`> No No, we've discussed this Just_Me..in my mind you're also bald :P
26:53 <Pieter> i just cant be fucked, simple :P
26:54 <sandraa> lol
26:54 * Fred-Bear massages sandraa's bum cheeks
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26:56 <kibblz> i have a proper massage bed
26:58 <kibblz> aswell
27:07 <Pieter> message bed
27:08 <Just_Me> in ur mind, just not in reality
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27:08 <Pieter> :P
27:12 <Fred-Bear> good bum cheeks sandraa, soft, yet firm
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27:26 * Just_Me will wear the 'fat'
27:27 <sandraa> mikey do u have a bf?
27:28 <kibblz> as long as sandra keeps her hand to herself
27:32 * Just_Me will wear the 'ugly'
27:42 <sandraa> kibblz always do
27:42 <Nikky`> and will wear the 'bald'
27:44 <Nikky`> :P
27:47 * Just_Me will NOT wear the 'bald'
27:56 <Nikky`> WILL
28:03 <kibblz> you dont believe me do ya sandz
28:13 <sandraa> i do?
28:20 <kibblz> ill show you it on cam
28:29 <kibblz> and my massage certificate
28:35 <sandraa> lol
28:38 <mikey> no sandraa
28:43 <mikey> im all yours *wink*
28:50 <sandraa> lol
28:59 <sandraa> :)
29:01 <mikey> :)
29:08 <Pieter> the bald n the ugly
29:28 <Fred-Bear> sandraa would love a nice massage
29:36 <Pieter> the picards and romperstompers of the channel
29:39 <Fred-Bear> to ease her back pain
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30:35 <sandraa> yee i need a back massage
30:44 <sandraa> :(
30:46 <Pieter> come here
30:50 <Pieter> i have the guts to touch you
30:52 <Pieter> :P
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31:05 <sandraa> lol y wouldnt u
31:07 <Pieter> gah, sounds like im trying to pick you up
31:08 <sandraa> ?
31:10 <Fred-Bear> sandraa are u tired
31:17 <Pieter> sandraa: cos im assuming most of the males in here are friget
31:21 <PandasDontDrive> y wouldnt u
31:23 <Pieter> scared of women
31:29 <sandraa> Fred-Bear yee didnt get enough sleep
31:31 <PandasDontDrive> sandraa wana have maccas tonite?
31:37 <PandasDontDrive> i just ate a baby goat
31:49 <sandraa> lol
31:52 <sandraa> nah
31:58 <sandraa> dieting
32:17 <sandraa> Pieter y?
32:30 <sandraa> wats scary about them
32:37 <noddy07> fred hows bron man
32:42 <Pieter> what ya mean?
32:49 <Pieter> im not scared of women, believe me ;)
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32:58 <sandraa> lol
32:59 <Pieter> but i remember back when i was younger
33:05 <Pieter> cos i went to catholic all boys school
33:13 <Pieter> it was harder for me to assosciate with em
33:14 <Pieter> talk to em
33:18 <sandraa> mmm all boys school
33:37 <Fred-Bear> sandraa what you need is a nice back rub and a gentle hug, to make you feel warm n safe n loved :)
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33:41 <Pieter> it took me a couple years to feel like they were just a normal person like a guy but with tits
34:11 <sandraa> :)
34:21 <Pieter> first time getting laid was hard enough :(
34:30 <Pieter> after that, everything changes :P
34:38 <sandraa> naww
34:48 <sandraa> its coz ur a guy
35:01 <sandraa> girls get laid easy
35:03 Nick: Nikky` is now known as NikAway
35:21 <sandraa> brb
35:25 <Pieter> hahahahah @ the squirrel and the nut
35:30 <Fred-Bear> i have more respect for a girl that isnt afraid to fart infront of a guy
35:33 <Pieter> and the lil hawk n big mummy hawk
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35:38 Nick: sandraa is now known as sandraaAWAY
35:41 <sandraaAWAY> <<
35:44 Quit: cuz ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
35:44 <Pieter> gah you suck sandraaAWAY
35:56 <sandraaAWAY> i suck you lick
36:15 <Pieter> done
36:35 <kibblz> ?
36:37 <Pieter> i also nipple
36:46 <kibblz> i didnt realise how dirty sandra was until today
36:55 * Pieter makes lil rat eating faces
36:55 Nick: L[A]RRYEMDUR is now known as LARRYEMDUR
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37:03 <damian> I WANT A NIPPLE!
37:15 Nick: LARRYEMDUR is now known as VICTORIAN_CRICKETER
37:26 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> gees, i'm firing big time in todays 1 dayer
37:28 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> :)
37:34 <defunct> ... it follows that in infinite time every possible combinations would at some time or another be realised, more: it would be realised an infinite number of times
37:59 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> damian - twist ur own whilst masturbating, suprisingly, it's a turn on :)
38:29 <damian> you only just found that out?
38:33 * damian shakes his head in disappointment
38:42 <defunct> since between each combination and it's next recurrence all other possible combinations would have to take place, and each of these conditioning the entire sequence in the same series. Thus a circular course of all events is demonstrated
39:25 <kibblz> you got the best of both world
39:26 <kibblz> s
39:32 <defunct> the world a circular movement which has already repeated itself infinitely often and continues to play it's dice game ad infinitum
39:41 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> defunct - please cease with your utter rubbish, it's (1) not needed in this channel and (2) it's totally irrelevant to anything said in here at this time
39:41 <kibblz> chill it out take it slow
39:44 <kibblz> then you rock out the show
39:47 <amsy> morrrning
39:53 <kibblz> its night
39:54 <kibblz> here
40:05 <kibblz> like 10p
40:06 <kibblz> pm
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40:15 <defunct> VICTORIAN_CRICKETER. You suck at cricket. And that has nothing to do with what's happening in this channel
40:48 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> defunct - I suck ? yes, we won the big bash 20/20 last night and a vic player has been involved in every wicket so far tonight
40:59 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> just goes to show you know nothing about anything physical :)
41:14 <defunct> lol who cares?
41:26 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> go back to your ballet
41:28 <tr1p1ea> probably a few ppl?
41:31 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> :)
41:44 <defunct> I'M AUSTRALIAN. I LIKE SPORT
41:45 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> yeah tr1p1ea, probably about 95% in here
41:49 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> so bout 92 people
41:50 <defunct> HELLO.
42:04 <tr1p1ea> 92 not out
42:13 <defunct> DON'T TALK ABOUT COMPLICATED PHILOSOPHICAL THINGS. TOO HARD.
42:23 <mikey> defunct, settle on the caps
42:31 <defunct> okay sorry.
42:33 * VICTORIAN_CRICKETER pnches mikey's butt butt
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42:35 <mikey> :)
42:42 <mikey> VICTORIAN_CRICKETER, pinches or punches?
42:50 <tr1p1ea> defunt: what you said earlier is possibly the most obvious observation anyone ever made
43:02 Quit: jumpsmile ([email protected]) Quit:
43:05 <tr1p1ea> stop trying to look smart
43:07 <defunct> yeah. fully obvious
43:09 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
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43:50 <defunct> so you subscribe to that we have existed an infinite number of times before and will exist again infinitely tr1p1ea?
43:59 <defunct> if it's so obvious
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44:24 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Agent 99: �Did you see anything?�
44:24 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Maxwell Smart: �Just once, but I don't think you expected him to lift you so high.�
44:24 <tr1p1ea> the term 'infinite number' is erroneous
44:40 Quit: hmmms ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
45:04 <defunct> wutever
45:57 <Pieter> ahhahaa
46:04 Quit: midori ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
46:06 <Pieter> the sloth dusting off the bark with his tail
46:10 <Pieter> this is so cute this movie
46:36 <VenGeancE> educational industry earn 1,6 billion from Indian students India is Australia's 5th biggest destination for exports, amounting to over A$10 billion a year.
46:46 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Agent 99: Did I hear something?
46:46 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Maxwell Smart: Yes, there were some tap dancers in the hallway.
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47:15 <tr1p1ea> people say AU is a bad place for Indians
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48:17 <sandraaAWAY> what is the normally irc font called?
48:18 <tr1p1ea> Its not like India is an ideal holiday spot safety wise
48:27 <tr1p1ea> sandraaAWAY: whatever you set it too
48:27 <VenGeancE> ohh good
48:39 <VenGeancE> i dont want Indians either
48:40 <tr1p1ea> (if you're talking about a client)
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48:47 Nick: SeZz is now known as sarah
48:50 <sandraaAWAY> lol nah theres an orginal one
48:56 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> mikey - anythng u want sexy
49:06 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> hey sandraaAWAY how ya doing sexy baby
49:06 <Pieter> hahahahaha @ the sloths
49:07 <mikey> dinner pls
49:08 <mikey> :P
49:11 <Pieter> dancing sloths
49:13 <Pieter> funny!
49:14 * VenGeancE dances wiht da devils
49:15 Nick: sandraaAWAY is now known as sandraa
49:20 <sandraa> hey VICTORIAN_CRICKETER good u
49:26 <WiLd_TuRkeY> fixedsys
49:39 <tr1p1ea> sandraa: im not a protocol has a font?
49:44 <tr1p1ea> not sure*
50:12 <VenGeancE> Indians are sending your money to mumbia via western union
50:15 <sandraa> lol
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50:50 <tr1p1ea> what about that hotel that got shot up and grenaded over there?
51:01 <VenGeancE> i hope it goes back in time where there were less indians, and i was so happy
51:16 <tr1p1ea> you could get on the bus/tram?
51:31 <sandraa> lol omg this is gonna piss me off
51:32 <tr1p1ea> you could get a spot in university
51:33 <sandraa> :(
51:48 <tr1p1ea> and if you were a teen it was possible to get a city job in hospitality?
51:56 <VenGeancE> I should've marry an aussie bird instead of an Indian slut
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52:10 <sandraa> VenGeancE what font do u have ?
52:13 <Deadmau5> k
52:17 <Deadmau5> hi
52:29 <sandraa> :P
52:31 <sandraa> nevermind
52:33 <sandraa> found it
52:33 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sandraa the default font is fixedsys
52:40 <sandraa> thank u WiLd_TuRkeY
52:41 <VenGeancE> font
52:43 <sandraa> u smart thing u
52:44 <sandraa> :)
52:57 <VenGeancE> oh
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53:32 <sandraa> better
53:33 <sandraa> :P
53:36 <sandraa> anywho
53:37 <VenGeancE> fixedsys regular
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54:04 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Maxwell Smart: It's okay, 99. Big people feel pain, too.
54:13 * VenGeancE flours sandraa
54:17 <sandraa> :)
55:38 <sandraa> i need to be bold, need to jump in the cold water, need to grow older with a girl like u
55:48 <Pieter> Krystal: How do I clean showers? the glass as well as the floor?
56:01 <Pieter> do I use windex on the glass and bleach for the floor?
56:27 <sandraa> yes
56:35 <mikey> hmmm
56:37 <mikey> sandraa
56:39 <mikey> cook mikey dinner
56:40 <Fred-Bear> i think of sandraa as a shaggy dog :P
56:40 <mikey> :(
56:43 <tr1p1ea> use EASY OFF BAM!
56:47 <tr1p1ea> (cull)
56:47 <Pieter> you dont know sandraa, youre too young!
56:48 <sandraa> what do u want mikey
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56:54 <Pieter> tr1p1ea: too expensive :(
56:56 <PandasDontDrive> dont call my wife young
56:57 <PandasDontDrive> im no pedo
57:02 <sandraa> lol
57:04 <Pieter> easy off bam is just bleach with baking soda
57:08 <PandasDontDrive> lol
57:20 <Pieter> sodium bicarbonate?
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57:25 <Pieter> sodium hydroxide
57:30 <Pieter> cabonate
57:35 <mikey> sandraa, chicken and salad pls x
57:36 <Pieter> im sure i have those layinga bout
57:42 <Pieter> mix the 2
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57:53 <Pieter> like bleach + acetone distilled = chloroform
57:53 <Pieter> :P
57:55 <sandraa> okay mikey
57:59 <sandraa> :)
58:16 * sandraa makes mikey a big salad with chicken
58:25 <Fred-Bear> i can imagine sandraa wearing little undies with cartoon characters
58:33 <sandraa> Fred-Bear no
58:34 <sandraa> lol
58:36 <sandraa> no
58:51 <mikey> thanks :)
58:52 <sandraa> i can imagine when im older and im cooking ima be singing
59:10 <sandraa> npz mikey
59:13 <tr1p1ea> cooking?
59:21 <sandraa> yes?
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00:04 * sandraa gives mikey some orange juice
00:13 <Fred-Bear> i can imagine sandraa wearing woody woodpecker undies
00:19 <mikey> aww fanks
00:29 <sandraa> Fred-Bear nope
00:30 <sandraa> im no 12
00:32 <sandraa> t
00:33 <Fred-Bear> lol
00:34 <sandraa> *
00:38 <UNBANks_paul_banks> hi folks
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00:47 <UNBANks_paul_banks> :----------)
00:52 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> mikey - can ya ban Fred-Bear for being obsessed with females on here like bron and sandraa ?
01:11 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> paul_banks - why are you ban evading ?
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01:24 <Fred-Bear> sandraa is my little HOMIE
01:39 * VICTORIAN_CRICKETER nibbles on mikey's left ear lope, perm banned ? yay ! :)
01:44 <sandraa> lol
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02:02 * sandraa watches VICTORIAN_CRICKETER nibble on mikey;s ear and melts
02:09 <Centurion> what a catch!
02:10 <mikey> :D
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02:21 * VICTORIAN_CRICKETER turns his head around and grins @ sandraa and winks
02:35 <sandraa> lol
02:39 <mikey> hot.
02:41 * Fred-Bear snuggles up to sandraa n makes her a milkshake
02:41 <sandraa> mmm guy on guy action
02:42 <sandraa> very
02:55 * VICTORIAN_CRICKETER gyrates and pelvic thrusts on mikey's lap
02:59 <sandraa> lol whats with the milkshake?
02:59 <sandraa> lol
03:13 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> just like a milkshake only crunchie
03:18 <Pieter> why the fuck were they advertising house to start on sundays this week when it starts next sunday
03:20 <Pieter> thats just shutty
03:22 <Pieter> shitty even
03:23 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> chocolate milkshake sorry
03:35 <sandraa> nah im dieting
03:37 <Pieter> i have a milkshake maker
03:39 <Pieter> i need icecream
03:41 <Pieter> and milk
03:43 <ANDY> sandraaaaaaa
03:43 <Pieter> and chocoalte topping
03:45 <ANDY> hi
03:48 <sandraa> hey ANDY
03:48 <Pieter> mmmmm ice magic
03:51 <sandraa> :)
04:02 <VenGeancE> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbsDfQ0RJiM
04:18 <sandraa> and i know that we can be so amazing
04:23 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> 90% milo & 10% milk = mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
04:25 * mikey is away (b00p)
04:36 <sandraa> ill work to work it out
04:49 <sandraa> promise u kid that ill give u more than i get
05:03 <sandraa> i just havnt met u yet
05:06 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> sandraa what are you going to do for work ? you will end up like ur sister and jobless
05:17 <sandraa> never
05:18 <sandraa> :P
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05:24 <sandraa> im still at maccaz
05:27 <sandraa> lol
05:29 <sandraa> not for long
05:33 <VenGeancE> protein and creatine
05:46 <Pieter> creatine is 90% of female cum
05:50 <sandraa> eww
05:56 <VenGeancE> lovely
05:58 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> then where ya gunna be working miss sandraa
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06:19 <VenGeancE> l-glutamine
06:26 <sandraa> hopefully being a bar chick
06:28 <sandraa> hopefully
06:29 <ANDY> superman???
06:37 <sandraa> and i know someday that it will all turn out
06:39 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> sandraa - ya need ya bar license
06:44 <sandraa> no shit
06:47 <sandraa> VICTORIAN_CRICKETER ima get it
06:52 <sandraa> thats what ima waiting for
06:58 <VenGeancE> I used to go flirt with mens gallery bar tanders
07:05 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> just remember to wear a short skirt and a low cut top and it's urs for nothing !
07:08 <QuestionMark> a bar chick my cuZ did that
07:10 <ANDY> uj getting your RSA
07:12 <ANDY> sandra
07:18 <sandraa> yes
07:20 <Fred-Bear> sandraa would be a great bar chick
07:22 <ANDY> kool koool
07:24 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> rsa = republic of south africa
07:24 <VenGeancE> one lives closer to Pieter
07:25 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> lol
07:36 <Fred-Bear> if sandraa was a bar chick i would givew her a massive tip everytime
07:45 <QuestionMark> u can be a cougar bar chick
07:57 <QuestionMark> with the little t shirt right on top
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08:03 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> sandraa - work for hooters
08:08 <sandraa> lol hell no
08:09 <VenGeancE> juggs popping out
08:16 <VenGeancE> not the nipples :p
08:31 <sandraa> i mean if i got a job at hooters ill do it
08:47 <sandraa> but nah i wouldnt go ask and shit
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09:07 <VenGeancE> How about search for some office works which were taken by asian 7 indian women in your country
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09:22 <sandraa> =/
09:27 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> sandraa - get ur rsa then u will need to be trained then just work at that and after say lke 6 months then apply at hooters
09:27 <Fred-Bear> sandraa you could wear ben wah balls so that you get to have funn too while your at work
09:27 <VenGeancE> &
09:48 <QuestionMark> im going to apply for a desk job at a red light hotel
09:54 <sandraa> eww Fred-Bear thats offf
10:04 <VenGeancE> i'll be happy to come back!
10:14 <Fred-Bear> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Wa_balls
10:14 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> QuestionMark - the receptionists at those places are always asian now, so you wont get close
10:37 <QuestionMark> hehehe
10:43 <VenGeancE> Asians are very shifty
10:51 <WiLd_TuRkeY> kettles hot
11:08 <sandraa> lol i should get a job at formula 1 or whateva its called
11:25 <sandraa> the hotel
11:54 <Pieter> errr
11:55 <QuestionMark> hahaha formula 1 on sydney rd
11:56 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> sandraa - get ya rsa then apply for jobs at the many bars and clubs at crown/southbank
12:00 <Pieter> could wooly mammoths swim?
12:02 <QuestionMark> thats a sex crib
12:23 <QuestionMark> go to chapz pick up a chick and take her back to formula 1
12:27 <sandraa> lol
12:29 <sandraa> haha yeah
12:31 <sandraa> no shit QuestionMark
12:34 <QuestionMark> :P
12:40 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> sandraa - there is a bar opposite the mcg in punt road where they have waitresses who are also entertainers and dance and strip, you should go for that eventually
12:43 <QuestionMark> u go there alot sandraa
12:44 <Pieter> haha @ ice age
12:50 <Pieter> a tree trunk being an ark
12:53 <sandraa> lol fuck off VICTORIAN_CRICKETER
12:54 <sandraa> no way
12:59 <sandraa> QuestionMark no
13:00 <sandraa> haha
13:05 <sandraa> went there once
13:05 <QuestionMark> ill take u there if u like
13:13 <sandraa> and there was porn on the tv lol
13:16 <Fred-Bear> i can imagine sandraa wearing hooters shorts and having her shaggy fringe
13:17 <QuestionMark> lol
13:19 <QuestionMark> lol
13:21 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> melanie smells
13:34 <sandraa> was weird
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14:25 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Maxwell Smart: [99 is trying to get knife out of his pocket by grabbing it with her bare feet] That's not my knife!
14:36 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> that reminds me sandraa i gotta contact the sperm donation centre at the epworth in richmond to see when I can donate LOL
14:37 <sandraa> =/
14:45 <sandraa> lol
14:48 <sandraa> ahaha alrite
15:05 <sandraa> the ppl from blood bank keep calling me they want my blooood
15:13 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> i will email them monday night as well with centrelink & child support agency if neither of th 2 ring me tomorrow during lunch
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15:25 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> sandraa - i'm donating in ringwood again april 16th
15:36 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> for the 1st time in 12 months
15:44 <sandraa> hello sandraa i would just like to know if you want to make an appointment - nah not atm im a bit busy next day ... hello sandra i would just like....ect
15:45 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> i've donated 10 or 11 times already
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16:10 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> sandraa - book in at ringwood and we can go together, i'll pick you up if you want
16:30 <sandraa> VICTORIAN_CRICKETER u know some chick could be having ur baby right now
16:42 <sandraa> VICTORIAN_CRICKETER book for what?
16:44 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> sandraa - don't see how, I aint donated yet
16:50 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> book for blood donation
16:53 <sandraa> oo
16:54 <sandraa> haha nah
17:02 <sandraa> not yet
17:09 <sandraa> i dont have enough blood
17:11 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> but 10 familys can get my sperm, so reality i could have up to 30 children I dont know of in the future
17:14 <sandraa> my back pains prove it
17:15 <sandraa> :P
17:21 <sandraa> lol
17:23 <sandraa> exactly
17:45 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> but i told them at the epworth, sure they can contact me, so can the parents of the baby but I will not be liable for the $$ side of things
17:48 <sandraa> VICTORIAN_CRICKETER do they give u a mag to wank off 2
17:49 <sandraa> ?
18:18 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> they have small rooms with a washup area also, 3 magazine or a tv u can turn on that has a porno movie on it
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18:31 <sandraa> lol thats sicckkk
18:32 <sandraa> :P
18:34 <sandraa> awesome
18:49 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> but i dont need either if you come in the room with me :)
18:50 <sandraa> dont u feel shy giving it 2 them?
19:07 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> no sandraa , it's all good
19:10 <sandraa> lol
19:14 <sandraa> i would be 2 shy
19:15 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> eventually I get paid for it, for the travel side
19:22 <sandraa> oo really
19:26 <sandraa> good pay?
19:40 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> i dunno, i gotta look it up, maybe $25+ after 2 or 3 donations
19:43 <sandraa> are there hot chicks who work there ?
20:03 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> so i used to wank alot so i thought hey, why not get paid for it and help out the less fortunate people who cant fall pregnant the normal way
20:15 <sandraa> lol
20:18 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> nah, the women are all like intheir 40's
20:28 <sandraa> well that sucks
20:40 <Pieter> brightstaaaaars
20:41 <sandraa> how interesting
20:46 <sandraa> are there heaps of men
20:47 <sandraa> ?
20:56 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> wanna come on the train with me when I go to officially donate ? you can wait in the waiting room for me or come into the small room and help me out
21:02 <Pieter> there are 4 women to 3 men on this planet
21:10 <sandraa> lol VICTORIAN_CRICKETER fuck no
21:10 <sandraa> :P
21:17 <sandraa> i like to keep my virgin eyes virgin
21:18 <sandraa> :)
21:19 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> nah, i only saw 2 other guys when I went last, early december
21:22 <Pieter> hahahaha
21:26 <Pieter> rejected again
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21:32 <Pieter> the rejection never stops does it Azz :P
21:45 <tr1p1ea> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/1-Pair-of-Ancient-Roman-Gold-earrings-just-beautiful_W0QQitemZ400090529405QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Ancient_Artifacts?hash=item5d2740fe7d
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21:54 <Pieter> i think you need to revise your come on approach
21:56 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> Pieter - i'm mucking around, I know she wouldn't go, so i keep asking for shits and giggles, sandraa know that and loves it lol
21:57 <sandraa> lol
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22:09 <Pieter> you say that every single time
22:12 <Pieter> but AFTER they say no
22:16 <Pieter> never before
22:17 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> Pieter - cos its true
22:26 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> now smell my fart
22:29 <Pieter> take a flirting course ;)
22:42 <Pieter> and smell my fart isnt used in the course
22:43 <VICTORIAN_CRICKETER> will a parenting course do instead ?
22:46 <sandraa> tr1p1ea they are ugly =/
22:51 <sandraa> never buy them
22:53 <Pieter> it would if you REALLY had a kid
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23:03 <Pieter> but i believe you to still be a virgin
23:08 <Pieter> :)
23:11 <Pieter> which is cool
23:19 <Pieter> cos theres no biggie between virgins n non virgins
23:24 <Pieter> sex can be quite overated
23:27 <Pieter> especially when youre not horny
23:28 <Pieter> :)
23:34 <sandraa> yes
23:47 <sandraa> but its easy to get horny
23:54 <sandraa> for guys
23:57 <tr1p1ea> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Ancient-Macedonian-gold-earrings-with-head-of-a-bull_W0QQitemZ110452870393QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Ancient_Artifacts?hash=item19b7810cf9
24:02 <Pieter> yeah i know
24:03 <sandraa> 1 touch
24:09 <Pieter> not just a touch
24:15 <Pieter> anticipation plays a big part also
24:15 <sandraa> lol
24:17 <Pieter> what ifs
24:24 <Pieter> goes through a guys mind when a female is in the room
24:30 <Pieter> and they do it
24:33 <Pieter> well for me anyway
24:42 <tr1p1ea> women are the same
24:52 <Pieter> hahaha
24:54 <sandraa> so are men
24:57 <Pieter> squirrel is in heaven
25:00 <Pieter> chestnut heaven!
25:02 <Pieter> hahaha hilarious!
25:10 <tr1p1ea> i hae ice age 2
25:11 <sandraa> lol
25:13 <tr1p1ea> hate*
25:17 <Pieter> its gonna get zoomed back
25:17 <Pieter> i know it
25:24 <Pieter> touches a nut n cracks it when it wakes up
25:26 <Pieter> gah
25:27 <Pieter> not yet
25:29 <%Krystal> then u have no humor tr1p1ea it was as funny as
25:29 <MELBGUY23> hornyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
25:32 <Pieter> its touched heaps
25:37 <tr1p1ea> ice age 1 was FANTASTIC
25:38 <Pieter> the MEGA chestnut!
25:40 <tr1p1ea> 2 was bullshit
25:44 <Pieter> this is iceage 2
25:47 <Pieter> hahahaha
25:53 <Pieter> slow motion running towards the nut
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26:03 <Pieter> hahahaha
26:08 <Pieter> now its going back to life
26:10 <Pieter> funny shit!
26:22 <tr1p1ea> that fat american bitch ruined that movie
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26:40 <%Krystal> now tr1p1ea u dont see queen latifah
26:54 <Pieter> man i love this movie
26:56 <Pieter> its great:)
27:09 <Pieter> tr1p1ea: she's black for sure
27:15 <tr1p1ea> it has too much stupid forced humour
27:16 <Pieter> she has a black voice
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27:58 <tr1p1ea> though it is no way near the worst film of all time
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28:28 <Pieter> yeh i didnt like the 'i believe i can flyyyyyy' bit
29:06 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the aliens are coming
29:16 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ice age is finished bout time
29:18 <Pieter> gah
29:20 <tr1p1ea> i should upload the video and pics i got of Rafa today
29:21 <Pieter> king of the hill was on also
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29:43 <Centurion> aussie are murdering the pakis in the cricket this is fanastic
30:02 <tr1p1ea> pakis are too busy thinking about blowing stuff up back home
30:31 <Pieter> awesome
30:35 <Pieter> i got surrogates dvd rip
30:49 <tr1p1ea> ugh
30:51 <tr1p1ea> good idea
31:00 <tr1p1ea> but stupid storyline
31:07 <tr1p1ea> (surrogates)
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33:06 <WiLd_TuRkeY> when does ur parole finish
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34:00 <tr1p1ea> 18months
34:02 <tr1p1ea> why?
34:21 <WiLd_TuRkeY> whats it for
34:24 <tr1p1ea> well, 17 and a bit
34:39 <tr1p1ea> combination of things
34:44 <tr1p1ea> relating to cruelty to animals
35:06 <WiLd_TuRkeY> humans can be animals
35:12 <tr1p1ea> true story
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35:32 Nick: NikAway is now known as Nikky`
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36:35 <Centurion> comon aussie comon, comon!
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37:14 * Nikky` pushes Centurion
37:31 <Centurion> sup Nikky`
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37:39 <Nikky`> Not a lot, you?
37:51 <EDMCGUIRE> n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n- Nikky` !!!!
38:13 <Centurion> just drinking and watching cricket
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38:41 <Nikky`> Eddddddddddddy!!
38:58 <Nikky`> I'm drinking water and watching movie on 10
39:01 <Nikky`> whatever it is
39:06 <Centurion> lol
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40:19 <Nikky`> I had two glasses of wine over lunch today, it made me so sleepy and headache :/
40:21 <Pieter> Longie: mp4 h264 HD rips.. will 5.1 chan work or is it only 2chan that is supported streaming?
40:32 * WiLd_TuRkeY enjoys his icecream
40:33 <Pieter> downloading terminator salvation Blu Ray rip
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40:36 <Nikky`> So I napped and still woke with a headache, so think more drinking isn't good idea
41:16 <Nikky`> But night is still young, so never know :P
41:51 <Centurion> Pieter, should work its the correct codecs
41:59 <Centurion> and blu ray is 7.1
42:31 <Pieter> ahh k
42:34 <Pieter> ahh right
42:35 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
42:38 <Pieter> dolby true hd?
42:58 <Pieter> im hoping this does work
43:09 <Pieter> its only temporary streaming through the xbox
43:13 <Pieter> but yeh
43:14 <Centurion> if its bluray it will be dts-hd
43:36 <Nikky`> I go back to work on Wed, so can I please have a channel awww :o(
43:37 <Nikky`> haha
43:45 <QuestionMark> datz the illest
44:15 <WiLd_TuRkeY> australia day is going to go off
44:25 <Nikky`> It is?
44:31 <WiLd_TuRkeY> like a frog in a sock
44:40 <Nikky`> I just see it as a day I need to get organised to head back to work after nearly a month off
44:40 <Pieter> damn my surround sound is spectacular
44:43 <Pieter> effect speakers
44:46 <Pieter> everytime i hear something
44:49 <Pieter> i think theres someone at the front door
44:53 <Pieter> well, at the door
44:56 <Pieter> i dont have a backdoor
45:01 <Pieter> except my bum
45:12 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i see australia day as our democratic right to have some fun
45:51 <Centurion> im wanting a new amp for my system thinking avr790 or srtx607
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47:50 <sandraa> going out baii ppl
47:56 <Yeomans> KBAI
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48:21 <Nikky`> So is Aust actually playing better, or the other team is just shit? haha
48:29 <Yeomans> racist
48:45 <Yeomans> everyone hear mumford and sons - little lion man won the hottest 100 jjj ?
48:48 <Yeomans> idiots leaked it
49:11 <WiLd_TuRkeY> are ur debts make u scared to answer the phone?
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49:19 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ^making
49:19 <Pieter> i wonder if my next door neighbour is still alive
49:28 <Pieter> i aint seen or heard her for months
49:31 <WiLd_TuRkeY> go bang on the door Pieter
49:35 <Pieter> naa
49:38 <Pieter> too easy
49:49 <WiLd_TuRkeY> offer free sugar
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50:11 <Pieter> why
50:15 <Pieter> id be the one needing the sugar
50:17 <Pieter> :P
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51:14 <FakeID> hello hello hello
52:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@180.98.91312F.9CF389
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55:28 <WiLd_TuRkeY> they are robbing the bank
55:50 Nick: L[A]RRYEMDUR is now known as LARRYEMDUR
56:01 <LARRYEMDUR> .seen sandraa
56:08 <Yeomans> she just left
56:10 <WiLd_TuRkeY> .seen
56:10 <Yeomans> you tard
56:10 <LARRYEMDUR> :(
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56:50 <QuestionMark> im so paid
56:51 Quit: QuestionMark ([email protected]) Connection reset by peer
57:00 <Pieter> uh oh
57:01 <LARRYEMDUR> what a loser
57:04 <Pieter> my kitty has woken up
57:12 <Pieter> time to be attacked
57:15 <Pieter> nope
57:16 <VenGeancE> make sure to drink plantey of fluids to avoid dehydration
57:19 <Pieter> its fallen back sleep
57:20 <Pieter> just turned
57:21 <Pieter> :)
57:43 <VenGeancE> hardcore drinks a no no
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58:16 <phoenix> hey LARRYEMDUR
58:18 <phoenix> heard you're a tard
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59:04 <LARRYEMDUR> loooooooooooooool
59:32 <WiLd_TuRkeY> dat is off da hook
59:36 <phoenix> totally
59:49 <EDMCGUIRE> LARRYEMDUR gyrate and thrust for me, ya aint done for me in yonks!
01:13 * LARRYEMDUR gyrates & pelvic thrusts in front of EDMCGUIRE's face
01:25 <EDMCGUIRE> yeahhhh babbbbbbby !
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01:36 <EDMCGUIRE> go LARRYEMDUR go LARRYEMDUR go LARRYEMDUR
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01:44 <Pieter> ouch
01:50 <Pieter> kicked the monitor on the floor :(
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02:10 <LARRYEMDUR> EDMCGUIRE - it's great to be a victorian cricketer this weekend
02:14 <EDMCGUIRE> ha
02:20 <EDMCGUIRE> kfc all round
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02:44 <WiLd_TuRkeY> irc of the future: http://wapedia.mobi/thumb/097c14606/en/fixed/470/627/Winthrop_phonebooth.JPG?format=jpg,png,gif
03:40 <VenGeancE> canadians are lucky get some sunshine
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04:14 <LARRYEMDUR> EDMCGUIRE - im dissapointed in you
04:15 <VenGeancE> http://www.gitews.org/typo3temp/pics/26f4200a50.jpg
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04:56 <EDMCGUIRE> what i do LARRYEMDUR i been trying hard as hell to get rid of this second chin of mine
05:35 <Nikky`> Yes, but it's the third, fourth and fifth you need to work on
05:43 <EDMCGUIRE> lol Nikky`
06:02 <LARRYEMDUR> EDMCGUIRE - rumour has it you're not a drinker, ya can't be an aussie if ya don't drink
06:16 <LARRYEMDUR> was gunna say just 10 seconds ago the pakis will get alot closer then ya think
06:18 * EDMCGUIRE sips his coke
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06:22 <LARRYEMDUR> and what happens ? a wicket falls
06:28 <LARRYEMDUR> so lucky I didn't say it
06:28 <EDMCGUIRE> 8 paki's in the shed
06:33 <Centurion> haha
06:39 <Centurion> no chance of them getting close
06:39 <LARRYEMDUR> and 2 on the fucking boat heading home !
06:52 <Centurion> it was like the 3rd test the aussies gave them a chance
06:53 <LARRYEMDUR> Centurion - I said I thought they may before that wicket
07:01 <LARRYEMDUR> bloody 14 in 3 balls
07:07 <VenGeancE> Edmonton-8�Tomorrow �-8�/-13�
07:10 <LARRYEMDUR> that's a rate of 28 anover
07:25 <Centurion> made it look like it was going to be close, then haratiz dominated
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08:19 <LARRYEMDUR> watch this, they'll get to 200
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08:25 <Centurion> rofl
08:28 <Centurion> no chance
08:36 <Centurion> will be lucky to make 150
08:47 <VenGeancE> http://www.automotto.org/entry/germany-looking-at-car-horns-as-a-warning-for-disasters/
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09:15 <Tompee> $20, Pakistan to win
09:20 <LARRYEMDUR> Centurion - wanna make a bet sir ?
09:30 <Centurion> most def
09:35 <EDMCGUIRE> Tompee save ya 20 bucks!
09:38 <Tompee> lol, sif
09:52 <LARRYEMDUR> Tompee - take ya $20 to doncaster pancake parlour
09:54 <Centurion> clakre will be off in an over and siddle/dougy will be back on
09:59 <Centurion> and it will all be over
10:08 <EDMCGUIRE> gotta love doug the rug !
10:13 <amsy> yum pancakes
10:20 * reco slaps amsy around abit with a broken bottle
10:22 <LARRYEMDUR> EDMCGUIRE - how about the bear ? he is doing alot of growling on the pitch nowadays
10:24 <reco> amsy, Wanna get cummed in?
10:33 <amsy> they dont have a pancake restaurant here :/
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10:36 <LARRYEMDUR> reco - nah but ya dad does
10:38 <EDMCGUIRE> indeed LARRYEMDUR
10:39 <Tompee> don't know the pancake parlour in doncaster, only the one on bourke st in city
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11:00 <Centurion> change of bowler i think
11:02 <LARRYEMDUR> EDMCGUIRE - surely he'll be inthe test side 13 for the ashes if he continues this way
11:03 <EDMCGUIRE> Tompee ever heard of a melways champ, get out once in a while
11:21 <Tompee> google maps for me
11:27 <Centurion> haha did i pick it or what
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11:35 <EDMCGUIRE> he'll push for north's spot or the retiring katich/hussey comin up in the next 18 months
11:35 <Tompee> why would I go to doncaster for pancakes anywy
11:36 <Centurion> give it 3 overs all will be over
11:53 <LARRYEMDUR> Tompee - it's 24/7 and the s.e.n crew go there, no other reason needed
12:04 <LARRYEMDUR> Centurion - in 3 overs, pakis will be 140 !
12:11 <EDMCGUIRE> yeah benny from sunbury is an icon
12:14 <Centurion> rofl no chance
12:34 <PandasDontDrive> One day I'm going to kill you Token.
12:34 <Tompee> s.e.n. crew?
12:37 <Tompee> who?
12:38 <LARRYEMDUR> EDMCGUIRE - lets do pancakes during the 2010/2011 ashes campaign
12:39 <PandasDontDrive> lolz@cartman
12:42 <bee_hornet> eddie: are you a mate with guido hatzis?
12:53 <EDMCGUIRE> lol bee_hornet
12:53 <Pieter> guido moite
12:56 <bee_hornet> heh
13:01 <EDMCGUIRE> i love guido !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:07 <LARRYEMDUR> oh and also EDMCGUIRE GO! channel 9:30 curb ur inthusiasm
13:08 <bee_hornet> i love bobo
13:40 <amsy> inthusiasm
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14:29 <Centurion> wicket ball here it comes
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14:40 <Tompee> Sooooo, anyone in here from the north? Broady/Glenroy/Craigieburn.
14:42 <Tompee> ?
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15:08 <EDMCGUIRE> yeah Tompee, EDMCGUIRE is a broady boy
15:14 <Tompee> lol
15:25 <Tompee> he's the real one, eh? :)
15:27 <EDMCGUIRE> i think
15:39 <EDMCGUIRE> except i don't wear hanky's on my head
15:46 <Tompee> HAHAHA
15:56 <Tompee> You wouldn't fit in around here then
16:03 <bee_hornet> i was in pascoevale for a while
16:25 <EDMCGUIRE> u been everywhere bee_hornet, just concentrate on the game in mirpur at the minute
16:33 <Tompee> ok... can't imagine why you'd move!
16:36 <bee_hornet> ok Eddie I-I
16:57 * reco slaps Tompee around abit with a broken bottle
17:00 <LARRYEMDUR> EDMCGUIRE - the bear for m.o.m ?
17:07 <EDMCGUIRE> watto
17:09 <reco> hey Tompee, i'm from broad medows.
17:10 <Centurion> haha
17:12 <EDMCGUIRE> 9 downnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
17:12 <Centurion> another wicket
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17:16 <Pieter> emooooooo
17:17 <Pieter> tivooooooo
17:19 <Centurion> dont think 150 is the card
17:24 <Centurion> i dont think 124 is lol
17:25 <reco> hey Tompee, i'm from broad medows.
17:26 <reco> hey Tompee, i'm from broad medows.
17:26 <Tompee> are u reco? I thought there'd have to be someone here
17:29 <Tompee> haha
17:34 <reco> whast up
17:39 <reco> my name is Erwin
17:43 <reco> and you?
17:45 <LARRYEMDUR> EDMCGUIRE - no chance dude, the bears 2nd catch was awesome and his runs werent far off watto
17:51 <Tompee> not much. gonna go hang out at olsen place soon bro
17:57 <Tompee> my name is Tom
18:04 <EDMCGUIRE> watto set the game up, hard call though
18:05 <reco> Erwin latino
18:06 <LARRYEMDUR> and he likes to pee ?
18:07 <amsy> lol
18:08 <reco> you know me?
18:15 <LARRYEMDUR> the bear 2 best a fields in a row
18:17 <EDMCGUIRE> those two were our best 2 in game 1 as well, doug the rug been good too
18:24 <LARRYEMDUR> will he be in the 13 for the 2 tests in NZ ?
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18:42 <Centurion> north will be dropped if he hasnt already
18:43 <Tompee> nah man, how old are you? I'm 29, don't know many younger fellas
18:50 <EDMCGUIRE> probably not in the test squad LARRYEMDUR, one day form shouldn't dictate test selection
19:07 <Centurion> victorian form should though EDMCGUIRE
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19:33 * pervert slaps School_Girl around a bit with a large trout
19:34 <Centurion> can pakis make it to 125
19:38 <pervert> back to school matey
19:38 <bee_hornet> lol
19:50 <bee_hornet> school is shut
19:54 <LARRYEMDUR> EDMCGUIRE - any sort of form does, take the victorians selection of quiney last night, scored 204 for st kilda in grade cricket the weekend before
19:58 <DarkSarcasm> went to a holiday house with a few of my mates this weekend
20:37 <LARRYEMDUR> and this muppet called up saying the vic selectors are barry crockers for selecting quiney
20:41 <LARRYEMDUR> I lolled hard at that
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21:24 <Tompee> Quiney did only get 12
21:45 <LARRYEMDUR> but he was selected cos of the 204 he scored the week before
21:47 <LARRYEMDUR> and we won
21:57 <LARRYEMDUR> a winning team = a good team = a well selected team
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25:22 <Pieter> haha
25:24 <Pieter> what a hero
25:31 <Pieter> fucking young assed junkie playing hero
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27:28 <Centurion> hahah 127
27:36 <Centurion> i was fairly fucken close at 125
27:43 <EDMCGUIRE> aussie aussie aussieeeeeeeeeeee
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28:26 <Bandicoot> dumb as bricks
28:39 <LARRYEMDUR> EDMCGUIRE - there is this blondie at work im trying to win over, she goes for man utd and i'm gunna wear my liverpool jersey to work tomorrow to seduce her :)
28:50 <EDMCGUIRE> that'll work!!
29:01 <Bandicoot> seduce or repulse?
29:05 <LARRYEMDUR> i'll show ya a pic of her
29:16 <Nikky`> lol
29:17 <amsy> it probably will work
29:18 <LARRYEMDUR> seduce her with my liverpool jersey
29:23 <LARRYEMDUR> can you not read ?
29:26 <EDMCGUIRE> well its red LARRYEMDUR
29:32 <LARRYEMDUR> stop fingering ya arsehole and read
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29:50 <bee_hornet> Christopher Ziguras
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30:00 <LARRYEMDUR> EDMCGUIRE - did ya pre-register for afl dreamteam 2010 ? it opens february 1st
30:12 <Bandicoot> it might create a conversation, which during that conversation she'll realise you're a complete and utter fuckstick
30:13 <EDMCGUIRE> nope
30:21 <EDMCGUIRE> not yet
30:40 <LARRYEMDUR> EDMCGUIRE - the bear, m.o.m
30:43 <LARRYEMDUR> rumour has it
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30:47 <EDMCGUIRE> yeah fair enough
31:28 <LARRYEMDUR> http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs052.snc3/13946_105764492767889_100000030151979_156317_6085889_n.jpg <---- the female on the left
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32:12 <amsy> she looks a bit like this chick i know here
32:28 <LARRYEMDUR> this chick loves the odd tattoo also
32:58 <tetrasalicylide> Egh.
33:00 <orly> that girl on the left has slut eyes
33:01 <LARRYEMDUR> 1 on her upper left thigh, 1 on her neck on the right hand side, 1 on her right ankle
33:04 <bee_hornet> sexy chicks now what is left
33:04 <orly> who is she
33:08 <orly> i love slut eyes chicks
33:16 <EDMCGUIRE> LARRYEMDUR wants the one on the right
33:28 <amsy> hahah
33:41 <bee_hornet> if i change my position left becomes right rite
33:48 <LARRYEMDUR> orly - the girl at work i wanna bed, she works n the same department and in the same pod area, 4 people per pod area, my desk is next to hers
33:57 <LARRYEMDUR> fuck off LARRYEMDUR
34:01 <Bandicoot> are you at telemarketer?
34:01 <LARRYEMDUR> the blondie on the left
34:12 <orly> blonde would do anal for sure
34:29 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot - no, I collect centrelink debt
34:42 <bee_hornet> in exchange of a rock on ice
34:46 <LARRYEMDUR> so we clearly wont go out of business
34:58 <Bandicoot> better chase Pieter
35:06 <LARRYEMDUR> i'll probs have to ring half the people in here at some point
35:18 <kokothemonkey> captain herpes :P
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35:30 <Bandicoot> do you chat to the blonde much
35:43 <Bandicoot> she looks like her nickname might be fingercuffs
35:50 <kokothemonkey> do you fuckher much ?
36:00 <DarkSarcasm> fuck her gently
36:05 <bee_hornet> G'day Mr. cherry
36:09 <kokothemonkey> then fuck her harder
36:10 <Centurion> looks like shed prefer a strap on from the fat chick on the right
36:12 <LARRYEMDUR> i was sitting next to her for an hour buddying up listening in on her calls and man she smalls so sexy and fuckable, she has the perfect smell
36:20 <kokothemonkey> bee_hornet :)
36:23 <orly> what does she smell like
36:29 <orly> could you smell her wanting vagina?
36:32 <LARRYEMDUR> she has 1 of those soft voices like a scared school girl
36:49 <kokothemonkey> hahaha sweaty vagina :P
36:54 <bee_hornet> now it's bloody good indians are dropping out more chances for me to get back
36:57 <LARRYEMDUR> shes the type of girl who likes to wear short skirts then worry bout it being too shrt once at work
36:58 <LARRYEMDUR> LOL
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37:41 <kokothemonkey> so bee_hornet your master plan of racist indian attacks is working ?
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37:47 <Nikky`> Umm..didn't you lose your last job due to harrasment?
37:50 <bee_hornet> definitely
37:58 <kokothemonkey> is she the type of girl who'd be in an orgy ?
38:03 <kokothemonkey> NIKKY!!!!!
38:10 <tiffany> hi sexy muscley boys
38:11 <tiffany> lol
38:14 <tiffany> not!
38:16 <Nikky`> kokothemonkey!!
38:18 <LARRYEMDUR> Nikky` - not at all
38:22 <bee_hornet> cop doll tiffany
38:26 <LARRYEMDUR> and all this talk is just in jest
38:27 <tiffany> :P
38:28 <LARRYEMDUR> :)
38:28 <Bandicoot> wouldnt it be funny if the blonde chats here
38:28 <tiffany> wassup
38:36 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot - she doesnt
38:38 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmmm.
38:41 <bee_hornet> Eddie wanna pass us some wise words
38:44 <tiffany> awwwwwwwwwww
38:47 <tiffany> mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
38:48 <kokothemonkey> nikky is the type of girl who'd be in an orgy
38:50 <Bandicoot> she might be bron's sister
39:02 <Nikky`> I am kokothemonkey? oh wow news to me..but awesome
39:03 <EDMCGUIRE> not really bee_hornet
39:04 <LARRYEMDUR> but I am pretty sure she is single and lives by herself in a unit/flat and has a pet cat or dog
39:08 <bee_hornet> :(
39:10 <DarkSarcasm> Nikky`!!!
39:11 Quit: noddy07 ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
39:16 <DarkSarcasm> can I play with you?
39:23 <Nikky`> DarkSarcasm..sure
39:25 <kokothemonkey> stalking again LARRYEMDUR
39:28 <DarkSarcasm> woot
39:31 <Nikky`> We will play battleships
39:33 * DarkSarcasm plays boggle with Nikky`
39:35 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> see Nikky`, that nikky vid made you famous
39:37 <Nikky`> lol
39:39 <bee_hornet> okay folks i shall proceed my application for sydney
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39:42 <LARRYEMDUR> kokothemonkey - im glad you know the meaning of the word son
39:43 <bee_hornet> gt8
39:45 Quit: bee_hornet ([email protected]) Quit: awwwwwwwwww :(
39:49 <DarkSarcasm> I don't like battleships... there's no skill involved
39:59 <Nikky`> lol PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon..i've been talking to ppl lot longer than that vid
40:09 <Nikky`> Ok, trivia pursuit
40:10 * SirSly slaps Nikky` around a bit with a large trout
40:16 <Nikky`> Hey SirSly
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40:55 <LARRYEMDUR> bee_hornet better wait until tony abbott gets in in October/november 2010, he wants 40% more migrants into this country each year, up to 180k rather than the usual current total average of 108k
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41:27 <LARRYEMDUR> lol @ channel go!
41:35 <youngausman> anyone from sydney here
41:39 <LARRYEMDUR> larry david is tryng to make out with this lady in a wheelchair
41:58 <youngausman> times have changed..have got to look for sydney siders in mlbourne
42:00 <youngausman> :)
42:32 <SirSly> http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs274.snc1/10133_302550725650_20565785650_9160069_2473331_n.jpg
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43:04 <LARRYEMDUR> SirSly - that's rhee on the far right hand side of that photo
43:10 <DarkSarcasm> Nikky`: don't you like boggle?
43:20 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> that band is gonna bash you
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43:52 <Nikky`> I can't remember last time I ever played that, so can't say I remember it
44:03 <Bandicoot> rhee is better than that
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46:23 <SirSly> <LARRYEMDUR> SirSly - that's rhee on the far right hand side of that photo
46:25 <SirSly> no its not
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46:28 * Bastard is Playing [ 2287. EPICA - Track11 ]
46:31 <SirSly> its some chick thats way hotter than rhee
46:32 <SirSly> :)
46:36 <Bandicoot> no
46:43 <Bandicoot> rhee is the hottest on the planet
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47:59 <LARRYEMDUR> lol @ curb ur inthusiasm
47:59 <amsy> SirSly: you really think that chick is hot?
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48:10 <amsy> LARRYEMDUR: enthusiasm
48:14 <SirSly> i love chicks that are ALL BLACK
48:22 * SirSly gets slightly aroused :D
48:23 <amsy> i thought you were into blondes
48:23 <amsy> ..
48:24 <orly> she looks like a slim rhee
48:30 <amsy> or do you change every week?
48:30 <SirSly> lol
48:34 <SirSly> i need a shave
48:37 <EDMCGUIRE> find him one amsy, u r in norway, plenty there
48:40 <SirSly> thats what i need!
48:45 <SirSly> lol
48:45 <amsy> yeh theres heaps
48:49 <SirSly> thats sweeden
48:49 <SirSly> :P
48:54 <SirSly> sw33d3n
48:55 <tetrasalicylide> Egh.
48:57 <SirSly> sw33dz
48:58 <amsy> sweden
49:01 <SirSly> sw333333den
49:03 <orly> sweeden
49:07 <SirSly> sw33den
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49:38 <amsy> im cold
49:48 <SirSly> im not
49:51 <SirSly> im in a tshirt
49:56 <SirSly> and workpants
49:57 <SirSly> :D
49:58 <SirSly> lol
50:01 <SirSly> im so warm
50:07 <SirSly> im going to bed soon and shit
50:10 <LARRYEMDUR> lol
50:18 <LARRYEMDUR> larry david ruins everything lol
50:24 <SirSly> who the fuck is that
50:24 <SirSly> lol
50:35 <LARRYEMDUR> the creator of seinfeld
50:39 <LARRYEMDUR> channel go! 99
50:48 <LARRYEMDUR> he has his own show
50:50 <LARRYEMDUR> so funny
50:57 <LARRYEMDUR> curb your inthusiasm
51:03 <Bandicoot> LARRYEMDUR when are u gotta go out with blondie
51:03 <SirSly> i dont like tv
51:07 <SirSly> unless its cricket
51:08 <SirSly> :)
51:11 <SirSly> <3
51:17 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot - i will let you know if i ever do
51:18 <LARRYEMDUR> oh
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51:34 <Bandicoot> so I won't hold my breathe?
51:35 <LARRYEMDUR> a group of us are going to do some indoor rock climbing on either this or next friday night after work
52:00 <Bandicoot> can you climb?
52:13 <LARRYEMDUR> aint ever been but I love my sport so no doubt I can
52:19 <Bandicoot> you might be able to peer up her panties
52:21 <LARRYEMDUR> but i'll watch her from below LOL
52:26 <SirSly> LARRYEMDUR : you have a job?
52:30 <SirSly> since when?
52:38 <LARRYEMDUR> SirSly - of course started last monday
52:45 <SirSly> LARRYEMDUR : are you going to centrelink tomorrow?
53:03 <LARRYEMDUR> SirSly - no, i work 8:30am - 5pm monday-friday
53:08 <SirSly> good boy
53:12 <LARRYEMDUR> I collect centrelink debt, so we'll never be out of a job
53:16 <SirSly> another person with a job on irc
53:23 <LARRYEMDUR> and i have every weekend off and never work a public holiday
53:23 <Bandicoot> what do you have to do for that job
53:26 <Bandicoot> threaten people?
53:32 <SirSly> axe
53:33 <SirSly> :)
53:34 <Bandicoot> lol centrelink ppl are poor
53:43 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot - ring up people who owe between $10 - $3000 and emand payment asap
53:53 <Bandicoot> i bet u get some abuse
53:53 <LARRYEMDUR> demand i mean
54:00 <Bandicoot> "i got fuckin kids to feed mate"
54:03 <SirSly> lol
54:04 <SirSly> lol
54:05 <amsy> dvvvvvskdnv i want mesmerize
54:15 <LARRYEMDUR> if they don't pay it only makes em worse for themselves but they dont realise that, they deny everythng LOL
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54:39 <LARRYEMDUR> at the end of the day we can take some of their wages weekly or their benefits or their tax return
54:44 <LARRYEMDUR> either way they will end up paying
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54:52 <LARRYEMDUR> either now or in july/august LOL
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55:18 <Pieter> hahaha LARRYEMDUR
55:24 <Pieter> you cant get blood from a stone
55:34 <Pieter> most of my life has been about evading the debt collectors
55:44 <Pieter> i make sure that someone can claim that all my possessions are theirs
55:55 <LARRYEMDUR> Pieter - eventually every pays, wether they do it the easy way at the time or the hard way, but we get every $$ soner or later
55:57 <Pieter> they cant force one to declare bankruptcy also
56:10 <Pieter> LARRYEMDUR: They need to know about the job first
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56:20 <Pieter> as well as tax file number
56:32 <LARRYEMDUR> they chuck the shits cos we ask for full payment when we call, they abuse us and say they got too many bills and cant pay a cent
56:32 <Pieter> and they cant get it via 3rd party without authorization by me
56:42 <Pieter> umm
56:46 <Pieter> you make a payment plan
56:49 <Pieter> but you stick to it
56:51 <LARRYEMDUR> and claim they have no idea what it is about and centrelink are lying
56:53 <Pieter> and YOU all crack the shits
56:58 <Pieter> when we make it $5 a fortnight
57:04 <LARRYEMDUR> yet they have had 2 letters from centrelink and atleast 1 from us
57:04 <Pieter> its like you all get commission
57:25 <Pieter> there MUST be commission made from debt collecting
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57:38 <Pieter> otherwise ya's wouldnt make such a massive fuss about how much can be made on payment plan per week
57:44 <Pieter> i had some fuck lose it at me
57:51 <Pieter> cos i said one time 50
57:52 <Pieter> a week
57:54 <LARRYEMDUR> and i'm like, dude/dudette, you've had 2 months to start paying and now u complain cos now we ask for full payment ? ar you some fucking loser or something ? oh how i'd love to say that
58:01 <Pieter> then i told em i lost work and i can only pay $20 a fortnight
58:05 <Bandicoot> thats funny that centrelink would even loan 3000 to someone with no income
58:05 <Pieter> the debt collector went off
58:11 <Pieter> then I went off at him
58:19 <Pieter> told him to take me to court
58:29 <Pieter> and that it will result in the same
58:41 <Pieter> so there must be a commission made by you tools
58:46 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot - it could be for many reasons, some keep getting centrelink even after working and they shuoldnt after their 1st pay
58:53 <Pieter> which makes me wonder
58:58 <Bandicoot> ah k
58:58 <LARRYEMDUR> Pieter - the company makes 11% commission on every debt
59:01 <Pieter> do you really do debt collecting LARRYEMDUR :)
59:14 <LARRYEMDUR> and if we as a person hit our tarkerts we make an extra $200 a month
59:14 <Bandicoot> they must give u guys the problem makers
59:16 <Pieter> 11% ?
59:19 <Bandicoot> you wont have 1 good transaction
59:20 <Pieter> you sure?
59:28 <LARRYEMDUR> and if the team hits the monthly target, we all get a bonus of $200 a month
59:31 <Bandicoot> what kinda wage u on
59:41 <Pieter> how come the first letter sent out is always for the original amount plus only a few dollars
59:47 <Pieter> the 2nd, prob 40% ontop
59:49 <Bandicoot> u got many indians working there?
59:51 <LARRYEMDUR> so really if we all hit our target and we beat d & b we could each earn up to $600 bonus each month
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00:06 <Pieter> yeh well im glad i get to put ya's in ya place :P
00:14 <Pieter> but then, im a manipulator
00:15 <Bandicoot> it sounds like a wonderful job
00:18 <Pieter> i need to know the ins n outs
00:19 <Pieter> :/
00:25 <Bandicoot> im a people person, i love those types of jobs
00:26 <LARRYEMDUR> Pieter - some other tme dude
00:37 <LARRYEMDUR> Pieter - ur lucky I can't ring you hehe co I know you
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03:43 <Pieter> LARRYEMDUR: Id definately give you a run for your money
04:00 <Pieter> your welcome to get another collegue to attempt and throw me on speaker
04:25 <LARRYEMDUR> lol have you spoken to a team leader or team support officer there ?
04:29 <Pieter> i can show you what a part of piet is about
04:30 <Pieter> :)
04:41 <Pieter> dun n bradstreet
04:42 <Nikky`> Or, be a decent person in life and pay your fucking debts?
04:43 <Pieter> umm
04:48 <Pieter> alliance
04:53 <LARRYEMDUR> Pieter - i dont work at d & b
04:57 <Pieter> i know my shit :)
05:00 <LARRYEMDUR> recoveries corp
05:18 <LARRYEMDUR> another part of our business collects ato debts LOL
05:36 <LARRYEMDUR> there is glass barriers seperating their work stations tot he walk area of the office LOL
05:41 <LARRYEMDUR> for protection
05:56 <LARRYEMDUR> we are also getting telstra client as we speak
06:11 <Pieter> ive got the tio on telstra
06:16 <Pieter> 2nd tier at the moment
06:23 <LARRYEMDUR> but dont worry I still go a week or a lil bit less of training left before they let me on the phones
06:26 <Pieter> still got about 2 weeks for a reply from telstra
06:37 <LARRYEMDUR> telstra bigpond is easy to owen LOL
06:38 <LARRYEMDUR> own
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07:03 <LARRYEMDUR> i ended up getting a higher speed account for the price of our original lower account which meant $20 discount per month for 12 months
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07:33 <LARRYEMDUR> cos i went to the tio
07:44 <LARRYEMDUR> and they fucked us around for 8 months
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08:17 <tetrasalicylide> Heh.
08:20 <orly> the jews hate the tio
08:36 <LARRYEMDUR> i love my smelly farts
08:39 <orly> apparently it costs them $20 or $30 when you make a complaint
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09:08 <LARRYEMDUR> yes, the company ur making the complaint against they pay a fee and if they get found guilty it gets higher x 10
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09:27 <LARRYEMDUR> if someone makes a complaint against us and wins we have to pay $200 per complaint we lose
09:46 <orly> nice
09:58 <LARRYEMDUR> Pieter - can i give u a piece of advice about ur payment plan ?
10:01 <%Krystal> thats the reason why ur single LARRYEMDUR lol
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10:38 <LARRYEMDUR> pay it at the post office, that way, it costs the company ur paying $2.50 per transaction u make at the post office
10:47 <LARRYEMDUR> and only 9 cents if its done via bpay
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11:25 <LARRYEMDUR> and its nothng if ya do it via direct debit
11:31 <LARRYEMDUR> so post office all the way
11:40 <LARRYEMDUR> so they get less commission for ur debt being paid off
12:07 <LARRYEMDUR> and Krystal what did you say bout the reason I am single ?
12:17 <LARRYEMDUR> oh my smelly farts
12:19 <Pieter> man
12:23 <%Krystal> u mentioned ur smelly farts LARRYEMDUR
12:26 <Pieter> those water saving toilets are fucking ugly
12:29 <%Krystal> i was saying that is why ur single
12:38 <Pieter> haha Krystal
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12:49 <Pieter> i mentioned earlier that if he wants a girl he shouldnt even mention farting
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12:55 <Pieter> not atleast until she accidently lets one out
12:56 <LARRYEMDUR> 30 degrees with a couple late showers on Australia Day
12:56 <Bandicoot> theres so many girls at my night job its like temptation island
12:58 <Pieter> not on irc
12:59 <Pieter> not ever :P
13:13 <Pieter> Bandicoot
13:16 <Pieter> you dont have a job!
13:21 <Pieter> Why do you continue to lie!
13:29 <Pieter> Where has it gotten you?
13:40 <Bandicoot> Pieter you are jealous I have 2 and you cant keep 1
13:41 <Bandicoot> lol
13:46 <Bandicoot> but w/e
13:47 <Pieter> yeah fully jealous
13:59 <LARRYEMDUR> you got a 2nd job in all of 8 hours ?
14:01 <%Krystal> wd
14:01 <Pieter> cos you get to irc non stop while youre at ya so called work and i dont
14:02 <Pieter> oh wait on
14:04 <Bandicoot> ask LARRYEMDUR to get you a job at his work
14:06 <Pieter> i do have that privledge
14:12 <Bandicoot> u can bitch to ppl on the phone like you do here
14:15 <Bandicoot> but get PAID for it
14:15 <LARRYEMDUR> you said you only had 1 at 2pm today a night job you work between 4-7 hours, 4 nights a week
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14:34 <Pieter> LARRYEMDUR: He is also doing a tafe course apparently
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14:41 <Bandicoot> i do inventory management
14:44 <Bandicoot> it involves computer
14:46 <LARRYEMDUR> if anyone wants a job and they get a job and i say I put them forward, if they stay there for 6 months or more I get a commission also
14:47 <Bandicoot> why not irc ?
14:49 <LARRYEMDUR> most likely $200
14:50 <Pieter> LARRYEMDUR: which isnt bad as he was doing it during xmas n new years
14:51 <Pieter> :)
15:06 <Pieter> Bandicoot is just a liar
15:08 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot cant decide if he is 15 or 25
15:08 <Pieter> i mean cmon
15:12 <Pieter> he said he had me on ignore earlier today
15:16 <Pieter> yet he can see me
15:18 <Bandicoot> i did
15:19 <Pieter> and replies to me
15:23 <Bandicoot> i removed you about 15mins ago
15:27 <Pieter> Why?
15:29 <LARRYEMDUR> he did, the fake ignore list
15:32 <Bandicoot> because i figure you'd settled down
15:35 <Bandicoot> but.. i was wrong
15:37 <Pieter> hahahaha
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15:45 <Pieter> whats the command to unignore Bandicoot?
15:48 <LARRYEMDUR> everyone has a fake ignore list
15:53 <Bandicoot> i dont like ignoring ppl, its lame
16:00 <Pieter> no Bandicoot
16:03 <LARRYEMDUR> ./ignore Bandicoot -r
16:04 <Pieter> lie'ing is lame!
16:07 <Bandicoot> but when someone is chewing up my bandwidth with gigabytes of shitty meaningless text, I have to
16:18 <Pieter> well Bandicoot
16:21 <LARRYEMDUR> or click the address book up top menu
16:21 <Pieter> hate to tell you
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16:27 <Pieter> that ignore only works when the data
16:29 <Bandicoot> i think Pieter enjoys me here
16:30 <Pieter> ie. my text
16:35 <Pieter> makes it through your modem
16:36 <Pieter> to your pc
16:38 <Bandicoot> it gives him something to talk about thats semi-relevant
16:45 <Bandicoot> rather than what tv he is getting next
16:51 <Pieter> so ignoring doesnt stop it from my gigabytes of text
16:52 <Bandicoot> or what he is gonna do when he no longer has debts
17:01 <Pieter> hahaha
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17:12 <Pieter> how did Bandicoot know aobut my debts if he took me off ignore 15 min ago
17:18 <Pieter> wasnt this like 20+ min ago?
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17:33 <Bandicoot> actually it does stop it from transmitting
17:44 <Pieter> [21:55] <+Pieter> otherwise ya's wouldnt make such a massive fuss about how much can be made on payment plan per week
17:51 <Pieter> receiving
17:56 <Pieter> not transmitting
17:57 <Pieter> and no
17:59 <Pieter> it does NOT
18:03 <Bandicoot> yes it does
18:11 <Pieter> you truely are a dumb ass
18:30 <LARRYEMDUR> lol Krystal guess what
18:31 <Pieter> just because you ignore someone doesnt mean that their text isnt being received by your computer
18:38 <Bandicoot> it doesnt
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18:58 <LARRYEMDUR> guess what Pieter
18:59 <Bandicoot> its like a DoS attack, it blocks packets
19:00 <%Krystal> what LARRYEMDUR?
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19:06 <Bandicoot> so that the denial cant happen
19:10 <Bandicoot> same with ignore feature
19:24 <LARRYEMDUR> i seen my ex's (mother of my child) new photo taken in the last day or 2, she has the same fake glasses I do LOL
19:32 <LARRYEMDUR> i'm lol LooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL fuck me dead
19:37 <%Krystal> lol
19:39 <LARRYEMDUR> i'm lol = i'm like
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19:44 <Bandicoot> is she hot Larry?
19:45 <Pieter> Bandicoot: DoS Attack means you're still receiving the fucking data you idiot
19:47 <LARRYEMDUR> they are unisex sunnies
19:54 <Pieter> you're just doing something with it
19:56 <Bandicoot> Pieter dos filter
19:58 <Pieter> jesus
19:59 <Bandicoot> i meant to say
20:06 <Pieter> im being told what is what by a 15 year old
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20:07 <Pieter> im done
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20:18 <Bandicoot> seems i know a little more than you
20:33 <Bandicoot> i have been using computers 2 years
20:35 <Pieter> aaaaaaaaaaaanyway
20:39 <Pieter> hahahaha
20:45 <LARRYEMDUR> http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v22941/1708/29/n598515416_8569.jpg
20:48 <Pieter> your 2 years must exceed my 16 years :/
20:50 <Bandicoot> did all the courses at school
20:50 <Pieter> but ay
20:51 <LARRYEMDUR> my ex and mother of our daughter
20:54 <Pieter> you got all the answers:)
20:57 <Bandicoot> did all the advanced courses
21:02 <Bandicoot> A+
21:06 <Pieter> courses
21:07 <Bandicoot> on all my computer subjects
21:09 <Pieter> at the age of 15?
21:13 <Bandicoot> no
21:16 <Bandicoot> in grade 8-10
21:23 <LARRYEMDUR> lol
21:26 <LARRYEMDUR> year 8-10
21:29 <LARRYEMDUR> looooooooooooooooool
21:31 <Bandicoot> yea
21:34 <LARRYEMDUR> this guy is a fucking clown
21:38 <Pieter> since when does one do your a+ at year 8-10
21:40 <Bandicoot> u got prob with that
21:50 <Bandicoot> we get marked
21:50 <Pieter> fuck me dead this guy cant stop with his lies
21:52 <LARRYEMDUR> yes i'm sure you know more, way more than a guy who has been using computers for 16 years
22:07 <Bandicoot> u get gradings A/B/C/D upto grade 11
22:17 <Bandicoot> then grade 11 is competency or not
22:19 <DarkSarcasm> LARRYEMDUR: I probably know more about computers than you
22:20 <Bandicoot> rather than marks
22:26 <Bandicoot> u guys prob never finished
22:28 <Bandicoot> so its ok
22:36 <Pieter> There is no way as fuck that a high school are going to teach you cisco courses at year 8-10
22:41 <Pieter> you are a fucking looney toon
22:42 <Bandicoot> whats cisco
22:43 <Bandicoot> ?
22:46 <Nikky`> Well fuck you all.. I know more, I just like to hide how awesome I am at it, so you lot can shine :P
22:47 <DarkSarcasm> LOL
22:48 <LARRYEMDUR> DarkSarcasm - i'm talking bout Pieter and his 16 years actually. I'm glad you know bout computers but not know how to read properly :)
23:02 <Pieter> ayye LARRYEMDUR?
23:18 <Bandicoot> i did advanced computing
23:23 <DarkSarcasm> LARRYEMDUR: I just thought I'd throw my 2 cents in :)
23:26 <Pieter> lies
23:26 <pervert> fuck off i know more
23:29 <DarkSarcasm> Nikky`: thanks gorgous :)
23:30 <pervert> about smoking arse
23:33 <DarkSarcasm> gorgeous*
23:35 <Nikky`> welcome :o)
23:38 <Tompee> just because you know a bit about IRC doesn't mean you know everything about computers
23:39 <Pieter> BBS
23:46 <pervert> lol
23:49 <Pieter> is all im gonna say when Bandicoot types
23:51 <Bandicoot> my computer teacher told me that if I wanted, I could be the best in the biz
23:52 <DarkSarcasm> Nikky`: I'd feel bad if you showed your true potential and put me to shame
23:55 <Pieter> Bandicoots Bullshit Stories
23:57 <LARRYEMDUR> ok 1239 facebook friends
24:05 <Nikky`> I figured that DarkSarcasm, why I hide it
24:09 <Bandicoot> he said I have to undertake english,math,chemistry to get where the top guns are
24:13 <Pieter> bbs
24:16 <Tompee> computer teachers would be the best in the biz themselves if they knew shit
24:24 <Bandicoot> and said he would help me with extra computer skills
24:24 <DarkSarcasm> Nikky`: that's why I like you
24:28 <Pieter> bbs
24:31 <Nikky`> I know ;o)
24:32 <DarkSarcasm> Nikky`: you let me think I'm smarter than you
24:32 <Bandicoot> like setting up webserver
24:36 <Pieter> bbs
24:38 <LARRYEMDUR> Pieter - don't repeat it 3 times LOL
24:42 <LARRYEMDUR> ban time LOL
24:42 <Bandicoot> and mysql databases
24:43 <Nikky`> It's the nice way to do things
24:44 <Pieter> LARRYEMDUR: trying not to :P
24:52 <Pieter> LARRYEMDUR: I think im exempt from bans
24:58 <Tompee> have you ever setup mysql on apache or anything bandicoot?
25:02 <LARRYEMDUR> i suggest Krystal just puts Bandicoot on ban no kick LOL
25:08 <Pieter> Tompee: He wont know what they are :P
25:14 <LARRYEMDUR> so he cant type in here
25:14 <Bandicoot> Tompee some
25:15 <Pieter> Tompee: but he's advanced, fully advanced!
25:15 <Pieter> :P
25:19 <Pieter> some?
25:23 <Pieter> what is apache Bandicoot?
25:26 <Pieter> tick tock
25:27 <Pieter> no googling
25:28 <Bandicoot> apache is a helicopter
25:30 <Pieter> tick tock tick tock
25:36 <DjMemphis_Raynes> lmao
25:38 <Nikky`> Bandicoot hasn't said anything to be banned over.. just things you don't agree on
25:39 <Pieter> apart from the helicopter
25:41 <Tompee> lol
25:45 <Pieter> DjMemphis_Raynes: gotta give him that.. its true :P
25:46 <Bandicoot> a webserver
26:02 <Pieter> and what is mysql? SPECIFICALLY?
26:08 <DjMemphis_Raynes> yeah but we are talking computers here no aviation
26:08 <DarkSarcasm> Nikky`: wanna snuggle next time we meet?
26:09 <Bandicoot> a database server
26:20 <Pieter> service
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26:22 <Nikky`> I sure do DarkSarcasm.. snuggle good times
26:27 <EDMCGUIRE> ya mean ya didn't last time DarkSarcasm ?
26:32 <Pieter> but ok, i spose he's come across someones conversation
26:34 <Tompee> mind you, doesn't matter if you use mysql, db2, or oracle, all that matters is getting the IDBC interface working
26:40 <Tompee> is that right, bandi?
26:41 <DarkSarcasm> EDMCGUIRE: nuh
26:46 <Tompee> ODBC*
26:51 <DarkSarcasm> Nikky`: woot!
26:51 <Pieter> was gonna say
26:54 <Pieter> hehe
27:05 <LARRYEMDUR> The Apache HTTP Server,commonly referred to as Apache, is web server software notable for playing a key role in the initial growth
27:22 <Bandicoot> well he is still teaching me
27:25 <Pieter> basic question
27:36 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter chu a nerd?
27:44 <Pieter> Bandicoot: how many terminations does a scsi setup require
27:50 <LARRYEMDUR> I doubt Bandicoot even knows how to setup a network LOL
27:51 <Pieter> Von_Smallhausen: apparently :/
27:57 <Pieter> personally i think im just smart
28:00 <LARRYEMDUR> in a house, I forgot to finish
28:03 <Bandicoot> Pieter idk
28:05 Quit: MELBGUY23 ([email protected]) Quit:
28:05 <Pieter> geeks are ugly people
28:11 <DarkSarcasm> Pieter: it happens when you have no one to tell you otherwise
28:20 <Pieter> Bandicoot: its easily something that sticks in ones head when they are doing A+
28:26 <Pieter> DarkSarcasm: ayye?
28:35 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot - what does SMTP stand for ? you have 15 seconds
28:38 <Bandicoot> i play guitar
28:42 <Pieter> simple
28:43 <Nikky`> If you were smart Pieter, you wouldn't be unemployed and in debt...just saying is all :o)
28:46 <Pieter> mail
28:48 <Pieter> transport
28:50 <Pieter> protocol?
28:50 <LARRYEMDUR> ding ding
28:51 <Von_Smallhausen> lol Nikky`
28:51 <Pieter> :P
28:53 <Bandicoot> i focus on that more than pc right now
28:54 <LARRYEMDUR> too late
29:02 <Pieter> im bored :/
29:07 <Pieter> nntp
29:12 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot doesnt even knwo what SMTP stands for
29:14 <LARRYEMDUR> looooooooooooooooool
29:16 <Pieter> dont just say news
29:17 <Pieter> :/
29:25 Quit: Von_Smallhausen ([email protected]) Quit:
29:30 <Pieter> even i couldnt remember the abbreviation definition
29:38 <Pieter> until the other day
29:42 <Tompee> simple mail transfer protocol
29:47 <Pieter> naa nntp
29:52 <Bandicoot> i dont know what POP is either
29:57 <Pieter> the news protocol
30:03 <Pieter> pop
30:04 <LARRYEMDUR> this extension refers to which type of file ? .HH
30:07 <Tompee> I think it's Point of Presence
30:08 <Pieter> pipe over protocol?
30:09 <Tompee> or something
30:10 <Bandicoot> wots SSL?
30:10 <Pieter> ahh well
30:11 <Tompee> dunno either
30:12 <Pieter> i cant remember
30:16 <Tompee> secure socket layer
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30:25 <Bandicoot> wots DRM?
30:31 <Tompee> digital rights management
30:34 <Bandicoot> wots http?
30:34 <Pieter> its Ya Mum!!!!
30:36 <LARRYEMDUR> this extension refers to which type of file ? .HH
30:39 <Pieter> boring
30:40 <Pieter> ://
30:47 <Tompee> hypertext transfer protocol
30:49 <Nikky`> WHO CARES!!
30:53 <Bandicoot> wots FTP?
30:56 <Nikky`> stfu about it already
30:59 <Tompee> file transfer protocol
31:00 <Bandicoot> wots NETBIOS?
31:04 <Tompee> shut the fuck u
31:05 <Tompee> p
31:09 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot - why cant you answer my question
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31:17 <Bandicoot> wots winsock?
31:19 <Tompee> basic input output system. dunno abut the net
31:20 <Bandicoot> and netsh?
31:26 <Bandicoot> wots telnet?
31:28 <Tompee> winsock is some comms layer, dunno
31:30 <DjMemphis_Raynes> lol
31:33 Nick: SirSly is now known as Sly`zz
31:36 <Sly`zz> night all
31:38 <LARRYEMDUR> programming/scripting related file was the answer for my question
31:43 <Tompee> this is such a fun game
32:01 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i like how network monkeys call themselves engineers
32:13 <LARRYEMDUR> this computer abbreviation usually means ? OLE
32:17 <DarkSarcasm> oh LARRYEMDUR!!!
32:29 <DarkSarcasm> this reminds me of a conversation with.. I think it was ComputerGuy
32:39 <DarkSarcasm> I asked him what a nibble was...
32:43 <DarkSarcasm> and he said he's never programmed in nibble...
32:44 <LARRYEMDUR> Object Linking and Embedding
32:53 <Bandicoot> wot is SAS?
32:56 <Tompee> LOL
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33:04 <Tompee> nibble is half a byte
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33:07 <DarkSarcasm> Bandicoot: it's a typo.. it's supposed to be ASS
33:09 <LARRYEMDUR> WAN <----- what does that usually mean ?
33:12 <Bandicoot> o
33:12 <Tompee> SAS is an analysis language
33:13 <DarkSarcasm> Tompee: we know that :)
33:17 <Tompee> forget what it stands ffor
33:18 <DarkSarcasm> Wide area network
33:28 <DarkSarcasm> Tompee: yeah I tried learning SAS
33:29 <LARRYEMDUR> yes DarkSarcasm
33:30 * Nikky` *yawns*
33:39 <Bandicoot> wot is *itni*
33:40 <Tompee> I have writtena little SAS, it's a very weird language
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33:43 <Tompee> just for reporting
33:49 <LARRYEMDUR> This extension refers usually to what kind of file? .CFM
33:55 <DarkSarcasm> Tompee: yeah, it's DB programming...
33:58 <Tompee> come fuck me
34:00 <Tompee> CFM
34:00 <Bandicoot> cfm is help file
34:08 <Bandicoot> hey
34:14 <Pieter> ooo
34:16 <DjMemphis_Raynes> got to love someone quote a textbook
34:16 <DarkSarcasm> the worst kinda programming :)
34:17 <Bandicoot> wots the 3 most common passwords used by sysadmins?
34:17 <Pieter> i can see the moon from my window
34:17 <LARRYEMDUR> cold fusion template file actually Bandicoot
34:22 <Pieter> there goes mr sandmaaaaaaaan
34:25 <DarkSarcasm> Bandicoot: GOD
34:30 <Pieter> the rooftop!!
34:30 <Bandicoot> SEX
34:34 <Bandicoot> SECRET
34:36 <Bandicoot> and ??
34:46 <Bandicoot> LOVE!
34:46 <Nikky`> STFU?
34:48 <Nikky`> :P
34:54 <BlackPanther> password
34:57 <Bandicoot> system operators love to use god
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35:02 <LARRYEMDUR> IBM <----- what's that extension file usually on about ?
35:07 <Bandicoot> its that whole male egoith
35:10 <pervert> fuck my arse
35:12 <Pieter> Sex
35:13 <Pieter> love
35:15 <Pieter> secret
35:16 <Pieter> n Goooooooooood!
35:27 <LARRYEMDUR> image file
35:31 <Bandicoot> is that guy bothering you kate?
35:32 <Pieter> faaaaaag
35:41 <Pieter> boredom
35:44 <DarkSarcasm> oh Tompee... you know what my least favourite language is? (besides Java)
35:48 <LARRYEMDUR> This computer abbreviation usually means ?
35:49 <LARRYEMDUR> TARGA
35:51 <stamina> yeah boorrrrd
35:59 <Bandicoot> wots ASM?
36:02 <DarkSarcasm> RISC... need I say more?
36:08 <DarkSarcasm> ASM is the greatest language of them all
36:11 <stamina> who knows
36:15 <pervert> lol
36:19 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot - you have not answered even 1 question right what I have asked
36:19 <Bandicoot> RISC... yeah.. risc is gonna change everything
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36:24 <pervert> risc it up
36:26 <Bandicoot> wot LARRYEMDUR
36:27 <DarkSarcasm> ASM makes me wet
36:30 <mrvdv> evenin ppl
36:32 <pervert> nop
36:34 <Tompee> ummm, risc has had 20 years to change everything
36:38 <Bandicoot> dont ask me computer questions
36:41 <Bandicoot> im only in highschool
36:42 <LARRYEMDUR> Truevision Advanced Raster Graphics Adapter
36:43 <Tompee> the intel CISC set never changed
36:56 <LARRYEMDUR> Bandicoot - but aint you meant to be ADVANCED in only 2 years ?
36:57 <pervert> mov wasp,bee
36:57 <Bandicoot> i know more about vagina than computers
37:12 <stamina> sure u do
37:16 <LARRYEMDUR> and an easy 1 to finish
37:16 <DarkSarcasm> Bandicoot: probably
37:16 <Bandicoot> not for specifics
37:18 <Pieter> not bad being a virgin
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37:22 <DarkSarcasm> you don't sound like you know much about computers
37:23 <LARRYEMDUR> what does DIMM stand for ?
37:25 <Pieter> he's read too many e-books
37:32 <Bandicoot> dimmsim
37:33 <Bandicoot> ?
37:34 <Tompee> dual inline memory module
37:38 <pervert> no more picking on dim it's part of the new way
37:39 <Pieter> i said cisco A+ earlier
37:44 <Pieter> i shoulda said AustTIA
37:47 <Bandicoot> i dont do cisco
37:47 <Pieter> or whatever it is
37:49 <pervert> no more picking on dim it's part of the new way
37:52 <Bandicoot> CompTIA
37:53 <Pieter> hrm
37:56 <LARRYEMDUR> Dual Inline Memory Module
38:02 <pervert> apply polly lodgies
38:03 <Pieter> a+ is part of the cisco course
38:04 <DarkSarcasm> what's MOSFET stand for? :)
38:10 Quit: JamesWhitaker ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
38:12 <Tish> wats s&m stand for
38:15 <pervert> mosfets are cool
38:16 <Pieter> in advanced systems engineering
38:19 <Bandicoot> whats bdsm stand for
38:20 <Tompee> MOSFET - must of seen fuckeing eveything
38:26 <Pieter> fully!
38:27 <pervert> lol
38:33 <LARRYEMDUR> Who is the inventor of the C++ programming language
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38:34 <pervert> IGBTs
38:36 <Pieter> it stands for
38:38 <Bandicoot> wots sparc stand for
38:41 <Pieter> ya mum is fat and into leather and whips
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38:49 <Bandicoot> LARRYEMDUR Khaled Mardem-Bay
39:00 <mrvdv> im using a mates wireless internet and keeps dropping out LOL.... the isp reckons it is conjestion lol
39:01 <mrvdv> bullshit
39:10 <pervert> sparc spark
39:10 <DarkSarcasm> Metal Oxide Semiconductor Field Effect Transistor
39:13 <Pieter> oo
39:14 <pervert> sparcy spark
39:16 <Pieter> geekgirl is online
39:20 <Pieter> xbox that is
39:21 <pervert> scalable bee processor
39:21 <Bandicoot> mrvdv reset the windsock and ip
39:24 <DarkSarcasm> my favourite achronym of all time
39:26 <Pieter> time to beat her at something
39:28 <LARRYEMDUR> mrvdv silly question but are ya in the same house or atleast on the same land ?
39:30 <Bandicoot> netsh winsock reset
39:34 <mrvdv> lol
39:34 <Bandicoot> netsh int ip reset
39:36 <Bandicoot> restart
39:38 <pervert> wasp
39:39 <Bandicoot> its fixed
39:41 <Bandicoot> np
39:45 <mrvdv> might just be my internet company lol
39:49 <PandasDontDrive> soufle
39:49 <Bandicoot> try that
40:11 <Bandicoot> well if its wireless yeah
40:18 <Bandicoot> whats the signal strength?
40:21 <mrvdv> ah ok. it only does it at night time cause of conjestino or somethin
40:23 <mrvdv> full
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40:45 <Bandicoot> on dodo wireless?
40:48 <pervert> IGFETs
40:51 <mrvdv> yeah
40:55 <Bandicoot> that might explain it
40:57 <pervert> i've got IGFETs
40:57 <Nikky`> Pitt n Jolie split..Jen might get her husband back hha
41:02 <mrvdv> lol
41:05 <Bandicoot> Nikky` when
41:07 <Pieter> yeh we know Nikky`
41:09 <Bandicoot> when
41:10 <Bandicoot> omfg
41:12 <Bandicoot> i predicted that shit
41:13 <Bandicoot> omfg
41:16 <EDMCGUIRE> no Nikky` LARRYEMDUR wants brad
41:17 <Nikky`> lol
41:19 <Bandicoot> like last week
41:21 <Bandicoot> i fuckn said
41:32 <Bandicoot> ur kiddin?
41:33 <Pieter> oh god
41:36 <Pieter> Bandicoot wants to be me
41:37 <Bandicoot> im a prophet
41:46 <Nikky`> Well poor Jen needs a husband and baby, and seems Brad is ok having kids so
41:52 <pervert> paedophile machine
41:58 <Bandicoot> i fucking told people
41:59 <EDMCGUIRE> u mean an artist Bandicoot..a bullshit artist
42:03 <Bandicoot> that they wont last another 4 months
42:08 <Bandicoot> haha
42:10 <Bandicoot> im the best
42:15 <Bandicoot> i fucking know everything
42:20 <+Jeffy> Nikky`: poor jen, what about poor jeff. i wouldnt mind a girlfriend then moving onto that
42:23 <+Jeffy> lol
42:23 <pervert> who knows how to program a paedophile processor
42:29 <pervert> in assembler
42:31 <Nikky`> lol
42:45 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
42:47 <Tompee> lol @ pedophile processor
42:49 <Bastard> pervert: that sounds like a job for the FakeID
42:52 <pervert> Daniel shut up
42:53 <pervert> lol
42:57 <Nikky`> brb, I forgot to take my makeup off
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43:09 <Pieter> you tell him pervert:p
43:09 Quit: Tish ([email protected]) Quit:
43:22 <pervert> do you know fakeID tried to rip off the clonesxs script as his own?
43:50 <Bandicoot> and do u think Brad would wanna get back with lionface Jen?
43:53 <Bandicoot> i mean seriously
44:06 <Bandicoot> she wanted to get artifically insemenated by David Schwimmer
44:06 <PandasDontDrive> do you think we should bring back public executions
44:08 <LARRYEMDUR> i tell ya what Pieter, if i see fakeid's name on any centrelink debt, im gunna personally on that bitch
44:10 <Bandicoot> her ex co-star from friends
44:12 <PandasDontDrive> hangings
44:30 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmmmmm.
44:31 <tetrasalicylide> Mad.
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44:52 <Bandicoot> ange is a tiger
44:58 <Bandicoot> she'd be a mad root though
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46:53 Quit: youngausman ([email protected]) Quit:
47:09 <Tompee> I like ange
47:11 Quit: mrvdv ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
47:17 <Nikky`> Back
47:27 <Tompee> her and brad were a good pair 8sounds like a fag*
48:00 <+Jeffy> lol
48:03 <Nikky`> I really should go to bed, try and get back into sleeping routine
48:10 <+Jeffy> lol
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48:54 <LARRYEMDUR> im heading to bed at 11pm, gotta get up at 6am to get ready for work
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50:51 <Nikky`> I head back to work Wed..5:30 alarm is going to kill me
51:27 <DarkSarcasm> but it's Sunday..
52:03 <Nikky`> I know, but I seem to be having trouble falling asleep till after 1-2am
52:25 Part: stamina ([email protected]) from #melbourne
52:25 <DarkSarcasm> Nikky`: start drinking at 9am..
52:32 <Nikky`> lol no
52:33 <DarkSarcasm> hehe
52:39 <DarkSarcasm> yeah, even I'm not that bad
52:52 <Pieter> omg!
52:53 <Nikky`> No, you start at 9:01
52:57 <Pieter> the junkie kid was part of the gang
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53:05 <Pieter> i didnt see that in the last couple years ive had the movie
53:08 <Pieter> ive seen it so many times
53:08 <DarkSarcasm> Nikky`: nuh, I rarely drink before 12
53:24 <DarkSarcasm> mostly coz I don't wake up that early
53:49 <Pieter> the jewish guy also!
53:49 <Pieter> hahaha
53:51 <Pieter> fuck me dead
54:05 <Nikky`> I'll just stick to not drinking for awhile
54:55 <Rhee> pieter baebs
55:22 <DarkSarcasm> Nikky`: also a good move
55:39 <Nikky`> I think so
56:13 Nick: LARRYEMDUR is now known as L[A]RRYEMDUR
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56:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Netz
56:54 <Pieter> hey Rhee
56:57 <EDMCGUIRE> Netz ...kfc allround
57:05 <Netz> EDMCGUIRE: bring it on!
57:08 <Netz> love it sizzling
57:21 <Rhee> o.o
57:31 <Netz> My hunger, your thrill
57:52 <Rhee> :/
57:57 <Rhee> You're singin it wrong
58:04 <Pieter> theres somethin 'bout those lil pills unreal the thrill they yell until they kill a million braincells
58:08 <+Jeffy> oh noes its rhee
58:11 <+Jeffy> hi rhee
58:12 Nick: DarkSarcasm is now known as Dark^Soul
58:14 <Netz> Pieter: those purple pills?
58:20 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Rhee
58:21 <Rhee> hai
58:25 <Netz> Rhee: sizzle
58:27 <+Jeffy> i thought u had abandoned us
58:28 <+Jeffy> lol
58:32 <Rhee> I did.
58:38 <Rhee> But I missed pieter
58:42 <Pieter> Netz: naa
58:42 <Rhee> Had to come back
58:50 <+Jeffy> lol
58:59 <+Jeffy> you could be our next prime minister
59:00 <Pieter> why would you miss me?
59:03 <+Jeffy> with an abilityt o lie like that
59:17 <Rhee> I love you, pieter
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59:27 <Netz> Rhee: are u with Pieter now?
59:31 <PandasDontDrive> i love you all
59:34 Quit: Fury ([email protected]) Quit:
59:36 <PandasDontDrive> like the people i kill
59:40 <PandasDontDrive> <<33
59:43 <Rhee> No, he hates me :<
59:46 <Dark^Soul> :)
59:55 <Rhee> woe is me
59:58 <Netz> Rhee: are u with Jeffy now?
00:02 <Rhee> ..
00:11 <Netz> Rhee: are u with PandasDontDrive now?
00:15 <Rhee> LOL
00:19 <Rhee> >.>
00:28 <Netz> Rhee: are u with all 3 of those people now?
00:34 <Rhee> yes :/
00:40 <Netz> that's hot...and illegal!
00:41 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
00:44 <Rhee> lol
00:51 <PandasDontDrive> i dont mind sharing
00:55 <Rhee> gtfo
00:55 <Pieter> i dont hate you
01:00 <Rhee> so do
01:06 <Netz> Rhee: state your postcode
01:10 <Rhee> 2641
01:24 <Netz> Ah yes, lavington
01:27 <Rhee> :P
01:27 <Netz> love Albury
01:28 <Netz> love it
01:29 <Rhee> haha
01:33 Nick: Nikky` is now known as NikAway
01:42 <Rhee> google?
01:54 <Netz> Rhee: i've been thru lavington on my journey thru albury
01:58 <Rhee> ahhh ok
02:05 <Netz> not that u need to nowadays with the bypass
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02:20 <Rhee> Which I live around the corner from
02:22 <Netz> PandasDontDrive: state your postcode
02:22 <Rhee> xD
02:31 <Netz> Rhee: is it noisy?
02:33 <Rhee> nah
02:36 <PandasDontDrive> 5007
02:46 <PandasDontDrive> now guess where its from Netz
02:47 <sarah> 007
02:50 <sarah> lool
02:52 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
02:52 <Netz> ah yes Hindmarsh,
02:55 <Netz> in S.A.
02:56 <Rhee> i'll be 2539 by the end of the year though
02:57 <Netz> or Brimpton
02:59 <PandasDontDrive> oer you're fast
03:04 <PandasDontDrive> West Hindmarsh
03:06 <Netz> or sunny Welland,
03:10 <PandasDontDrive> welland
03:11 <PandasDontDrive> :P
03:15 <PandasDontDrive> boom tish!
03:16 <Bandicoot> Rheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
03:18 <PandasDontDrive> nice area.
03:23 <PandasDontDrive> :P
03:23 <+Jeffy> Rhee: You moving to NSW?
03:26 <Netz> When I drive thru adelaide shortly, i will make sure i pop into 5007 for drinks with PandasDontDrive
03:29 <Rhee> im aready nsw
03:33 <PandasDontDrive> aww
03:34 <Rhee> Bandicoot: wh the fuck?
03:40 <PandasDontDrive> that's what PandasDontDrive do best
03:42 <Bandicoot> no, hello
03:45 <Bandicoot> u spose to say
03:46 <Rhee> Netz where's 2539? :P
03:54 <Bandicoot> not WTF
04:01 <Netz> Ulladulla/Mollymook
04:01 <Rhee> who, not what
04:03 <Netz> on the coast
04:04 <Netz> love it
04:11 <Rhee> Netz: ily
04:19 <Bandicoot> you have a short memory rhee
04:28 <Rhee> Bandicoot: whats your point?
04:32 <Bandicoot> doesnt matter
04:47 <Rhee> You're clearly nobody of importance considering I dont remember you
04:50 <Rhee> :/
04:51 <Bandicoot> figet it
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04:54 <Rhee> kthxbai
05:02 <LeMz> Hrmm msn doesnt want to sign in
05:03 <Bandicoot> f. u
05:04 <Netz> PandasDontDrive: send me ur pic so i can recognize u when i drive thru 5007
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05:10 <Rhee> haha
05:14 <Rhee> STALKER
05:16 <Rhee> :>
05:20 <+Jeffy> lol
05:21 <Bandicoot> fffffffffuuuuuuu
05:23 <Netz> Rhee: jealous? :)
05:26 <Rhee> yes :<
05:27 <Rhee> stalk me
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05:50 <Netz> Rhee: i reckon Pieter would love to stalk u!
05:58 <tr1p1ea> unban c-word plz
06:00 <Rhee> He hates me though.
06:06 <PandasDontDrive> i want to punch Rhee in the boob
06:12 <Rhee> ouch D:
06:21 <Tompee> did somebody say stalker? I love stalking
06:23 <Bandicoot> Rhee ruined my weekend
06:23 <PandasDontDrive> aaron is my new best friend he's read the same book im reading!
06:28 <Bandicoot> thanks rhee
06:29 <Rhee> :/
06:31 <PandasDontDrive> lol
06:40 <Rhee> Bandicoot: who the hell are you, srsly?
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06:47 <Bandicoot> no.
06:49 <sregginetahi> pat bateman <3
06:51 <Bandicoot> doesnt matta
06:52 <Dark^Soul> I want to tickle Rhee's nipple with my chest hair
06:52 <Bandicoot> w/e
06:53 <sregginetahi> much love to him
06:57 Nick: sregginetahi is now known as gs69azza
06:58 <Rhee> ew
07:08 <Pieter> cmon hunny
07:12 <Pieter> the handcuffs are getting cold
07:16 <Rhee> mark ellis? wh the fuk
07:25 <Bandicoot> omfg
07:28 <Bandicoot> dont post my personal infos
07:33 <Bandicoot> stalkers on here
07:34 <Rhee> :/
08:05 <pervert> im bored
09:06 <Pieter> haha
09:13 <Pieter> i doubt anyone could be bothered looking for you Bandicoot
09:35 <Rhee> penis
10:14 <Pieter> gross
10:22 <Rhee> vagina
10:28 <aish> :o
10:32 <Pieter> not good :/
10:48 <Bandicoot> u guyz r gross
10:51 <Rhee> boobs
10:58 Quit: ^Maverick ([email protected]) Quit: KVIrc 3.4.0 Virgo http://www.kvirc.net/
11:15 <Bandicoot> PandasDontDrive is the real sick one tho
11:19 Quit: tickler ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
11:25 <Rhee> Josh is a freaky bitch
11:29 <Bandicoot> yes
11:35 <Bandicoot> he is fukin messed up
11:45 <Rhee> You want to suck his dick
11:48 <Rhee> Dont ya
11:48 <Bandicoot> wtf
11:53 <Bandicoot> ur a freaky bitch
12:08 <Rhee> JOSHHH, you're wanted bb.
12:12 <Netz> who is Josh?
12:17 <Bandicoot> rhee he watched his best mate root his gf
12:21 <Bandicoot> that sound normal?
12:27 <Rhee> :/
12:28 <Bandicoot> that aint right
12:46 <Bandicoot> i wont say no more
12:47 <Rhee> seen/heard/done freakier.
12:51 <Bandicoot> i am disgusted
12:54 <Rhee> kthxbai
12:56 <Bandicoot> wtf
12:59 <Netz> Bandicoot: state your postcode
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13:17 <Bandicoot> 3142
13:24 <Netz> u in Toorak?
13:24 <unique> Crazy people.
13:25 <Bandicoot> Rhee r u srs
13:27 <Bandicoot> yes
13:33 <Rhee> erynn
13:34 <Bandicoot> done freakier?
13:34 <Rhee> :>
13:39 <Netz> Bandicoot: state your former nick name(S)
13:40 <Bandicoot> man, what is with u ppl
13:47 <unique> Rhee :)
13:48 <aish> alo Moi2 .. :P
13:53 <Bandicoot> Netz Cooter
14:04 <Bandicoot> fkn crazy
14:09 <Bandicoot> unique is wicked witch
14:12 <Bandicoot> Rhee is freaky bitch
14:15 <Rhee> Bandicoot: bb, you're more prude than I am.. that's saying something
14:17 <Bandicoot> what next
14:21 <Bandicoot> haha
14:27 <unique> Nothing wrong with prudes.
14:34 <Bandicoot> prude? why cause i dont watch my mates go down on gfs
14:35 <Bandicoot> yea
14:38 <Bandicoot> im stuck up
14:40 <Bandicoot> i should share
14:48 <Rhee> yea fggt
14:49 <Rhee> share
14:55 <Rhee> just not too much
14:56 <Rhee> :/
14:59 <Bandicoot> poor Rhee, u really are crazy
15:04 * sarah goes down on rhee
15:12 <Rhee> hot
15:21 * Rhee bites sarah
15:30 <sarah> reow
15:36 <Bandicoot> whats that saying
15:42 <Bandicoot> twice bitten twice shy?
15:46 <Bandicoot> with you lot is
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15:54 <Bandicoot> twice fucked, twice as likely to fuck again
15:56 <Rhee> sarah is a sexy bitch and i'd hit it.
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16:00 <Netz> Bandicoot: are u planning to bed Rhee ?
16:05 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@be90d934.tpgi.com.au
16:05 Kick: pervert was kicked by ChanOP ((Netz) Serious slooding offence commited! Did u spam or flood?)
16:05 <Bandicoot> no Netz
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16:14 <Bandicoot> no one here interests me
16:20 <Bandicoot> im just here for entertainment purposes
16:23 <sarah> im sure u dont interest them
16:30 <Bandicoot> i like steph
16:33 <Bandicoot> but shes engaged
16:35 <Rhee> steph?
16:44 <Bandicoot> sinkingships
16:45 <aish> tickler i dont take pm;s
16:45 <sarah> ur mate rhee
16:47 <Rhee> Ohhh
16:50 <Rhee> but shes fat
16:52 <Rhee> :/
16:56 <Bandicoot> shes no fatter then u
16:58 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b pervert!*@*
17:01 <unique> No she's not
17:04 <unique> Is she?
17:05 <sarah> shes a spanner
17:06 <Rhee> Wanna make a bet? xD
17:09 <unique> Isn't she tiny?
17:13 <sarah> shes like
17:14 <sarah> a 16
17:15 <Rhee> lolll
17:18 <unique> Really?
17:19 <Bandicoot> shes not fat
17:19 <unique> Bullshit.
17:20 <sarah> yes
17:22 <unique> I don't believe it.
17:22 <sarah> no bs
17:24 <unique> REALLY?
17:25 <Bandicoot> she is not fat!
17:26 <unique> Lol.
17:27 <sarah> REALLY
17:29 <sarah> lol
17:31 <Bandicoot> shes not skinny either
17:35 <Bandicoot> just like avg
17:37 <unique> I'd need proof.
17:42 <Bandicoot> anyway
17:45 <Bandicoot> shes a cool chick
17:46 <Bandicoot> so who cares
17:53 <Bandicoot> u cant match her coolness
17:54 <unique> This is crazy. The amount of times i get called fat and 75% of the girls on here are bigger than me.
17:57 <sarah> ive got logs of her telling me her size but srs thats like
17:57 <unique> Lol.
18:00 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@be90d934.tpgi.com.au
18:01 <sarah> 112 months worth of logs
18:06 <Bandicoot> she hasnt came on for a bit
18:11 <sarah> 12*
18:29 <Netz> so many logs
18:31 <Netz> so many
18:32 <unique> No wonder i has a complex!
18:34 <Rhee> I met steph a few years ago.. she was fat then too.. I was a 10 and she was like.. 16
18:40 <unique> You peoples gives me a complex!
18:43 <Bandicoot> but shes cool
18:45 <gs69azza> steph isnt fat
18:46 <gs69azza> :/
18:51 <Bandicoot> yea tell them
18:56 <unique> I'm sure it's a different steph..
18:58 <Bandicoot> these ppl are blind
19:00 <Rhee> no
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19:03 <sarah> sinkingshops
19:05 <Rhee> Stephz0r = fat
19:06 <sarah> erm
19:06 <unique> There was a chubby steph that used to come on here..
19:06 <sarah> ships
19:08 <gs69azza> sinkingships
19:12 <reco> Rhee is a slut
19:13 <reco> Rhee is a slut
19:13 <gs69azza> !=
19:14 <reco> Rhee is a slut
19:14 <gs69azza> fat
19:14 <Bandicoot> lol
19:18 <sarah> adrian hush
19:19 <Rhee> shephz0r = sinkingships = fatty
19:22 <reco> nuh just kidding
19:23 <reco> lol
19:25 <reco> LOl
19:26 <reco> LUl
19:26 <Rhee> Tim
19:27 <reco> Lol
19:27 <reco> we][opqkxpZ.;
19:28 <reco> FUCK U
19:32 <reco> im sorry Rhee
19:34 <unique> I really was always under the impression she was a skinny mini
19:35 <Rhee> gtfo ahole
19:35 <reco> i out bursted
19:36 <reco> i love u
19:36 <Rhee> :<
19:37 <reco> babyu doll
19:39 <reco> i wanna
19:43 <reco> marry u
19:43 <unique> She must be really good at those angle shots.
19:44 <sarah> shes by no means skinny
19:45 <reco> GET
19:49 <reco> ;op\qwsd
19:50 <reco> l12e \i[
19:50 <reco> cfp
19:50 <sarah> but i wouldnt class her has overly fat
19:50 <reco> x';z'
19:51 <reco> el;
19:51 <reco> '
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19:52 <reco> '12
19:52 <sarah> shes chubby
19:53 <reco> l;'12;
19:53 <reco> 2;'1
19:55 <reco> 2l;;';12e
19:55 <Rhee> :/
19:58 <Rhee> You're not tim
20:04 <hash> hes gone and got a chubby
20:04 <sarah> thats ii
20:11 * reco slaps Rocket around abit with a broken bottle
20:13 <Bandicoot> steph > you all
20:14 <reco> JASON ORTEGA
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20:32 <Rhee> steph is a fatty druggy bitch
20:42 <gs69azza> i think you may have her mixed up
20:49 <unique> That steph has been nice to me for a while but she cracked it ages ago when her and another chick tried to add my on myspace and i didn't accept
20:50 <Bandicoot> Rhee sinkinships steph?
20:51 <sarah> we know who steph is aaron
20:54 <Bandicoot> no way
20:55 <Rhee> yes Bandicoot
21:02 <Rhee> I've met her
21:07 <gs69azza> same
21:10 <Bandicoot> did u get along with her?
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21:18 <hash> lol
21:24 <gs69azza> lawl
21:32 <sarah> she told her with her own fingers shes a14-16 so judge if thats fat or not
21:34 <sarah> i dont think its huge
21:49 <unique> It's not massive
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21:52 <Rhee> SHES FAT
21:53 <unique> Wb Rhee
21:56 <Bandicoot> lol
21:56 <sarah> wb
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21:58 <Rhee> ty
21:59 <Rhee> :>
21:59 <sarah> its chubby
22:12 <Von_Smallhausen> what going on chico?
22:16 <Pieter> ahhh what!
22:17 <sarah> oh fuck
22:21 <Pieter> leathal weapon is on
22:21 <Rhee> chubby?
22:25 <sarah> there goes the neighbourhood
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22:44 <Pieter> chico
22:45 <Pieter> hahaha
22:49 <unique> Chubby is ok
22:53 <unique> I'm down with teh chubby
23:01 <Bandicoot> Rhee you are suppose to be mature and responsible adult
23:01 <Von_Smallhausen> unique cause chu are chubby
23:06 <Von_Smallhausen> dats ok babe
23:06 <unique> I know!
23:07 <Pieter> chu man
23:07 <Bandicoot> why you saying stuff like that
23:08 <unique> :)
23:08 <Pieter> chu
23:10 <Pieter> dat
23:11 <Rhee> Bandicoot, I never said such things
23:16 <Bandicoot> poor steph
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23:21 <Rhee> I'm childish
23:23 <Bandicoot> lol
23:24 <Von_Smallhausen> where is steph?
23:25 <Bandicoot> i noticed
23:28 <Bandicoot> i dunno
23:30 <Von_Smallhausen> she aint even here chico
23:33 <Bandicoot> shes gettin married
23:34 <Von_Smallhausen> wtf is going on
23:34 <Pieter> dont lie TheWJM
23:36 <Pieter> it is too!
23:36 <Bandicoot> to some chivato
23:41 <Rhee> steph is probably off getting her krispy kreme on
23:43 <Rhee> nom nom nom
23:45 <Bandicoot> lol
23:45 <Von_Smallhausen> Rhee
23:45 <Pieter> chico
23:47 <Pieter> chivato
23:50 <Bandicoot> Rhee is a bitch
23:53 <Pieter> man, whats going on with this world
23:54 <Von_Smallhausen> what chu doing baby?
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23:55 <Rhee> Von_Smallhausen
23:55 Quit: ^matty^ ([email protected]) Quit: disco stu don't advertise..
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23:58 <Rhee> nothinnn
24:00 <Rhee> you?
24:00 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter shut it moron
24:01 <Bandicoot> lol
24:01 <Pieter> and youre a liar Bandicoot
24:08 <unique> I've never tried krispy kremes.
24:09 <Pieter> haha @ Von_Smallhausen giving me orders
24:11 <Pieter> funny
24:11 <unique> Someone should mail me some.
24:13 <Von_Smallhausen> fucking chivato telling us what to do
24:16 <Bandicoot> Pieter chu wanna job?
24:17 <unique> We're deprived out here in teh country.
24:18 <Rhee> lol erynn
24:21 <Pieter> only some are decent unique
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24:25 <Pieter> but some are gross
24:26 <Pieter> those donuts
24:32 <Bandicoot> call me tommorow.. okeh?
24:33 Quit: drfeelgood ([email protected]) Quit:
24:33 <Pieter> Bandicoot: no never
24:34 <unique> I want to om nom nom on donuts that aren't from a supermarket.
24:36 <Bandicoot> put down da whiskey
24:38 <Bandicoot> ernie
24:38 <Pieter> hahaha @ Bandicoot
24:40 Quit: PandasDontDrive ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
24:41 <Von_Smallhausen> LOL
24:45 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter da baggage handler
24:48 <Rhee> Dont bother babe, krispy kreme is ew and you dont wanna ruin your gorgeous figure <3
24:49 <Von_Smallhausen> errand boy
24:50 <Pieter> Bandicoot and Von_Smallhausen
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24:53 <Pieter> wheres the 3rd stooge?
24:59 <Bandicoot> who?
25:05 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter chu wanna wanna for frank or not?
25:08 <unique> I'm a major donut fan and we don't even have a donut king here.
25:12 <unique> That is fail.
25:12 <Von_Smallhausen> he got some bags chu gotta get
25:12 <Pieter> ya mum is frank
25:13 <Rhee> srs?
25:18 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter go pick up Elvira
25:19 <Rhee> poor erynn :<
25:21 <Bandicoot> Pieter chu see dat dishwasher over der?
25:21 <unique> I'll have to try krispy kreme one day though.. Just once..
25:22 <Von_Smallhausen> she is fucking starving
25:30 <Bandicoot> dat chu desk mang
25:31 <Pieter> Bandicoot and Von_Smallhausen are bum chums
25:38 <Pieter> they do eachother
25:39 <Pieter> ramming
25:40 <Bandicoot> chu work der 6am-6pm, chu own nothing
25:40 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter are chu a homosexual?
25:42 <Pieter> without lube
25:51 <Pieter> no Von_Smallhausen, i dont wanna fuck you ok!
25:51 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter do chu like men????????
25:53 <Pieter> stop asking!
25:57 <Bandicoot> Pieter u jealous we have friends
25:58 <Bandicoot> lol
26:01 <Bandicoot> poor guy
26:07 <Pieter> Bandicoot: you are eachothers friends.. thats sad!
26:07 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter do chu like to dress up as a woman???????
26:11 <TheWJM> Pieter, hey therer *lix*
26:14 <unique> Pieter, you should mail me some of the decent donuts.
26:15 <Pieter> you 2 only have eachother!
26:19 * Pieter bonks TheWJM
26:25 * TheWJM cumz in your mouth
26:27 <Bandicoot> Pieter is sucking opers
26:28 <Bandicoot> lol
26:29 <Pieter> unique: I get em given to me
26:31 <Pieter> gross TheWJM!
26:33 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter where chu get the beauty scar tough guy??????
26:38 <TheWJM> you never complained before
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26:42 <Pieter> beauty scar?
26:42 <unique> Really?
26:43 <Von_Smallhausen> collecting dole cheques at centrelink???????
26:45 <Bandicoot> lol
26:45 <unique> Send some to me.
26:46 <Pieter> what are you talking about?
26:47 <Bandicoot> he like men
27:00 <Pieter> unique: Never! Mine!
27:06 Quit: hmmms ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
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27:09 <unique> If you send me donuts... i'll umm
27:12 Quit: Mr_Me ([email protected]) Quit:
27:12 <Pieter> TheWJM: Bandicoot and Von_Smallhausen think they are someone :P
27:19 <unique> I'll still think you're a fuckwit but i'll be grateful for donuts.
27:20 <unique> k.
27:21 <Pieter> TheWJM: they think they are cool
27:27 <TheWJM> all they are, are names on my screen
27:28 <Bandicoot> we are, or else we wouldnt be living
27:34 <Von_Smallhausen> whats wit dis dishwasher chico?
27:36 <Bandicoot> TheWJM chu got da wrong guy mang
27:41 * Von_Smallhausen flicks a toothpick @ Pieter
27:44 <Pieter> TheWJM: but they are cool man!
27:45 <Von_Smallhausen> cockaroach
27:46 <Pieter> they really are
27:48 <Pieter> they use words like
27:49 <Pieter> chu
27:52 <Pieter> and dat
27:52 <Bandicoot> chu know something?
27:55 <Pieter> and chico
27:58 <Tompee> Hey room, is anyone being spoken to by that Aus0 girl/bot in here?!!
27:58 <Bandicoot> i eat octopus 3 times a day mang
28:01 <Von_Smallhausen> lollllllll
28:05 <Bandicoot> i got octopus cummin outta my fkn ears mang
28:05 <Pieter> and idiotic words!
28:06 <Bandicoot> how chu like dat?
28:07 <Pieter> its sad
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28:12 <Pieter> what has this world become?
28:15 Nick: sarah is now known as Sarah
28:16 <Bandicoot> chu work 10-12hr double shifts chu own nothing!
28:18 <unique> Do you know what effort i have to go to just to swallow a frikkin donut. Just send me one you fucker.
28:19 <Bandicoot> fuck dat!
28:28 <Pieter> Bandicoot
28:33 <Bandicoot> Pieter no.
28:33 <Pieter> the guy full of lie
28:34 <Pieter> s
28:39 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter chu plan on driving da guys crazy don't ya
28:45 <Von_Smallhausen> fucking homosexual
28:47 <Pieter> Bandicoot: where have your lies gotten you?
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28:54 <Bandicoot> the only lie i have is dat chu rich
28:58 <Pieter> Bandicoot: Have you gotten laid yet due to them?
29:04 <Pieter> im not rich
29:06 <Bandicoot> laid? on irc?
29:08 <Bandicoot> wah chu crazy?
29:09 <Pieter> im not poor either:)
29:10 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter chu a bum mang
29:15 <Bandicoot> wit dem.. fkn HGH's everywhere
29:16 <Pieter> im average :/
29:18 <Bandicoot> it aint no duck walk anymore mang
29:21 <Bandicoot> cost me extra
29:25 <Von_Smallhausen> chu a baggage handler for frank lopez
29:25 <Pieter> Von_Smallhausen: ask mikey, dont ask me
29:38 <unique> I'm rich, in a poor mans country town.
29:44 <Pieter> hahaha, talking about a nobody on irc making out like people are meant to know em
29:46 <Pieter> that is just sad
29:57 <unique> You're shit Pieter.
29:59 Quit: chelle ([email protected]) EOF from client
30:16 <unique> What the. It's 11:30 and my parents are playing the wii
30:20 <Von_Smallhausen> unique chu just work dat out baby?
30:32 <unique> Don't call me baby.
30:33 <Von_Smallhausen> he a piece of shit dat old news sw-eety
30:42 <Von_Smallhausen> unique looking good honey
30:43 <unique> Don't call me any pet names.
30:52 <unique> Don't mock me.
30:53 <unique> Fucker.
31:05 <Rhee> erynn
31:10 <Rhee> bbcaeks
31:11 <Rhee> ily
31:12 <Dark^Soul> hey unique
31:14 <unique> :S
31:21 * unique covers her ears
31:23 <unique> LA LA LA.
31:25 <unique> Pet names are shit.
31:28 <unique> Hi Dark^Soul.
31:29 <Rhee> SIF
31:39 <Pieter> fuck me dead
31:41 <unique> My pet hate is pet names.
31:44 <unique> One of.
31:47 <Pieter> i hate how girls squeel when they are scared or see blood
31:47 <Rhee> Kymmy calls me princess :>
31:51 <Pieter> these 80s movies are real bad :/
31:52 * TheWJM rubs uniquey's babies ears
31:54 <Dark^Soul> I have a pet hate
31:57 <unique> The rest of you are my pet hates.
32:01 <Dark^Soul> that's why I torture little animals
32:05 <unique> Back in your cages.
32:10 <Pieter> hahahahaha Von_Smallhausen got told!
32:20 Quit: gs69azza ([email protected]) Excess flood
32:30 <unique> You better not be rubbing my babies ears.
32:32 <Pieter> i think Von_Smallhausen and Bandicoot need 3 day bans for being tools
32:40 <unique> That is one seriously weird pedo fetish or something.
32:51 <TheWJM> ewwwwww
32:57 <Pieter> peado's are fun!
33:01 <TheWJM> how on earth did you come to that conclusion, that's sick
33:09 <unique> You said my babies ears.
33:16 <TheWJM> you my baby!
33:16 <unique> How dare you touch my babies ears.
33:18 Quit: Mayhem ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
33:19 <TheWJM> you spastic
33:22 <unique> Oh right.
33:24 <Rhee> LOL
33:27 <unique> I bash you if you touch my baby.
33:32 <Rhee> erynn, are you drunk?
33:39 <unique> But if i am baby, that is ok.
33:40 <TheWJM> sif I would, it has unique germs :P
33:42 <Pieter> drunk as gunk
33:44 <unique> Though, why touch my ears? :/
33:48 <unique> :o
33:51 <unique> Does not.
33:52 <Pieter> TheWJM: ixtreme lt is out now
33:57 <Rhee> ear fettish. he wants to stick IT in there
33:57 <Pieter> liteon only tho so far
34:05 <TheWJM> it's spose to to make you horny
34:11 <unique> unique germs are cute.
34:35 <unique> http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#/photo.php?pid=3006331&id=511129515
34:41 <unique> ^ Cute unique germs.
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35:28 <unique> Look at that, doesn't she look like she's just going to come and kung fu your arse TheWJM.
35:32 <unique> <3
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35:39 <TheWJM> yeppers!
35:59 <unique> :)
36:06 <Bandicoot> chu change chicolitta
36:14 <Bandicoot> first time i ever lay eyes on chu
36:18 <Bandicoot> i tink
36:21 <Bandicoot> dat da 1
36:24 <Von_Smallhausen> she a tiger
36:25 <unique> Who you talking to Bandicoot?
36:26 <Bandicoot> but now i like
36:30 <Von_Smallhausen> unique take it easy
36:32 <Bandicoot> lol
36:35 <Von_Smallhausen> let da mang talk
36:39 <aish> AusO it says no :P
36:43 <Von_Smallhausen> he got a lot of on his mind
36:44 <Dark^Soul> wtf
36:47 <Bandicoot> now i like uh oh.. frank mess her u
36:47 <Von_Smallhausen> elvish chicks etc
36:48 <Bandicoot> up
36:50 <Bandicoot> haha
36:51 <Bandicoot> elvish
36:53 <Von_Smallhausen> chu know what i'm talking about?
36:56 <Dark^Soul> why the fuck would you paste a photo of your kid on IRC?
36:56 <unique> Weird.
36:59 <Von_Smallhausen> LOTR
37:07 <Bandicoot> what was her name
37:07 <Von_Smallhausen> unique have a creamsoda
37:09 <unique> Who pasted their kid?
37:10 <Von_Smallhausen> relax
37:14 <unique> Mmm creamy soda.
37:14 <Bandicoot> legolass and who else
37:15 Quit: ^matty^ ([email protected]) Quit: disco stu don't advertise..
37:40 Join: ASIO ([email protected]) to #melbourne
37:40 Join: ^matty^ ([email protected]) to #melbourne
37:47 <unique> You know.. the brown creamy soda is better than the red stuff.
37:48 <unique> Just saying.
37:55 <Bandicoot> isnt that sars
37:56 <Bandicoot> ?
37:57 Part: sexy_bmw ([email protected]) from #melbourne
38:02 <unique> No.
38:47 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmmmmmm.
38:48 <tetrasalicylide> Mad.
38:59 <Rhee> <Dark^Soul> why the fuck would you paste a photo of your kid on IRC? <--- wats wrong with that?
39:25 <Bandicoot> as long as the mother has clevage in the pic
39:27 <Bandicoot> its fine
39:33 <orly> Rhee stop being crazy
39:38 <unique> I'm not in the pic.
39:42 <Bandicoot> she change orly
39:42 <unique> And i'm not the mother.
39:46 <Von_Smallhausen> Rhee
39:50 <Von_Smallhausen> post a pic of yourself
39:51 <unique> So it's all good.
39:54 <Von_Smallhausen> da titty one
39:57 <Bandicoot> no dnt
40:01 <Von_Smallhausen> chu know what i'm talking about
40:13 <Von_Smallhausen> cleavage one
40:39 <Rhee> :/
40:41 <Rhee> no
40:52 <Bandicoot> steph is better
40:54 <Bandicoot> Von_Smallhausen
40:56 <Von_Smallhausen> naw
41:11 <Von_Smallhausen> she better personality wise sure
41:27 <Rhee> steph is crazier than I am
41:29 <Rhee> :/
41:34 <unique> Crazy is good.
41:37 <Bandicoot> shes normal
41:38 <Sarah> steph has lost her mind
41:43 Join: GreekGuy ([email protected]) to #melbourne
41:47 <Rhee> no, she's not.
41:48 <Sarah> the government is killing us alllllllllll
42:00 <unique> A little bit of crazy is healthy for everyone.
42:03 <Dark^Soul> Sarah!!!
42:03 <unique> I take mine twice daily.
42:06 <Sarah> too much acid and she missed the 60's
42:21 * Dark^Soul sits next to Sarah
42:26 <Sarah> who the fk r u champ
42:29 <cuz> `info
42:37 <Dark^Soul> Sarah: DarkSarcasm
42:43 <Sarah> oicccc
42:44 <Sarah> hihi
42:52 <Dark^Soul> I'm your newly aquired friend
42:57 <Bandicoot> steph isnt crazy
43:03 Join: NightTrain ([email protected]) to #melbourne
43:05 <Bandicoot> thats just creative typing
43:10 <Bandicoot> instead of being idle
43:10 <Sarah> you are in deed
43:19 <unique> OMG it's DarkSarcasm.
43:26 <Sarah> nah if someon tells me the government is killing our children for the greater good or some crap
43:29 <Sarah> they're crazy
43:32 <ASIO> <ASIO> you fat fucking ugly bitch
43:34 <ASIO> <Sarah> You're retarded. So I blocked you, Along with 796 other retards
43:34 <unique> Lock up your mothers, sisters, wives, daughters and animals.
43:34 <Bandicoot> instead of being like hi everyone. then 12hr idle, she like hi everyone I EAT MONKIES
43:37 <ASIO> lolz
43:49 <ASIO> fatties r so emotional kinda like EMO's
43:50 Join: katatonic_kate ([email protected]) to #melbourne
43:58 <Bandicoot> kate bitches!
44:04 <Von_Smallhausen> katatonic_kate is a mang
44:05 <katatonic_kate> bitches!
44:10 <Sarah> yes im emotional because i have a pm blocker
44:12 <katatonic_kate> ya mum is a mang
44:13 <Sarah> nice logic mate
44:21 <Bandicoot> kate wah chu doin mang?
44:23 <Dark^Soul> :) hey unique :P~
44:27 <katatonic_kate> nuttin
44:27 <Bandicoot> chu come bak from da disco?
44:29 <unique> Hi
44:42 Join: bidd ([email protected]) to #melbourne
44:42 <Dark^Soul> I like the way you say hello to me :)
44:48 <unique> Don't you be making faces at me.
45:04 Nick: aish is now known as guilty_f
45:06 <cuz> i kill u
45:15 <Dark^Soul> don't even try telling me what to do unique :)
45:22 <ASIO> Sarah is [email protected] * Sarah
45:22 <ASIO> Sarah on +#melbourne #Fantasy_World #lounge #bored @#child_sex @#reaper %#cbf #NinjaPandaClan #kiddyporn @#virgins @#under18 %#lebanon #bigbrother @#JustCommodores
45:28 <ASIO> What a whore VIRGIN MY ASS
45:42 <bidd> lol
45:45 <Sarah> fake lwhois
45:45 Join: frayedknot ([email protected]) to #melbourne
45:47 <Sarah> how cute
45:50 Join: RockDoc ([email protected]) to #melbourne
46:02 <bidd> lol @virgins
46:08 <Dark^Soul> lol
46:09 <unique> Don't be telling me what i can and can't tell you what to do, Dark^Soul!
46:13 <Dark^Soul> nice pick up bidd
46:25 * Dark^Soul gives unique a back rub
46:27 <guilty_f> mR`KoLO back at ya
46:29 <unique> :/
46:37 <unique> Don't touch me.
46:38 <bidd> mR`KoLO?!
46:40 <Dark^Soul> ok
46:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*[email protected].*
46:44 Kick: ASIO was kicked by ChanOP ((TheWJM) abusive)
46:44 <Sarah> isnt that spam or something
46:47 * Dark^Soul gives Sarah a backrub instead
46:47 <bidd> this dude wanted to fuck my ass yesterday
46:53 <bidd> :P
46:58 <Dark^Soul> bidd: so?
47:17 <bidd> you know i kinda dont like this homo thing
47:18 Join: You ([email protected]) to #melbourne
47:19 <bidd> you might
47:22 <bidd> .. ..
47:26 <unique> ..
47:28 <You> ownd
47:28 Nick: Sh[a]dowLurker is now known as ShadowLurker
47:30 <Dark^Soul> how shallow of you
47:34 <unique> .. . ... .. ... ..... ... ... ..
47:37 <Dark^Soul> fags are people too
47:38 <unique> For all you blind folk out there.
47:45 <unique> Fucked if i know what it says.
47:51 <unique> <3
48:00 <Dark^Soul> unique: that's morse code if anything
48:03 <Bandicoot> unique is crazee
48:05 <unique> Oh, right.
48:09 <unique> Go me.
48:13 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b ASIO!*@*
48:16 <bidd> if i say i am a virgin
48:22 <unique> Lies.
48:25 <bidd> does anyone believes it?
48:30 <bidd> no
48:32 <bidd> y?
48:33 <Dark^Soul> bidd: i don't know you
48:36 <bidd> coz am in melbourne
48:43 <unique> I'm a virgin.
48:43 <Dark^Soul> so I'd take your word for it
48:48 <bidd> Dark^Soul: same here
48:52 <Dark^Soul> if you were to say it that is
48:53 <bidd> :P
48:55 Mode: (by TheWJM) -bb ASIO!*@* *!*[email protected].*
49:02 <guilty_f> RockDoc :D thats nice
49:07 <bidd> what is this drama going on?!
49:16 <bidd> oops sorry
49:25 <Dark^Soul> wrong window
49:32 <bidd> hell yea
49:35 <bidd> ;)
49:37 Quit: Melb_m4m ([email protected]) Quit:
49:40 <Pieter> cmooooooooon aussie cmooooooooooooooon
49:41 <RockDoc> the only way to go :)
49:43 <Dark^Soul> ctrl+tab to virgins
49:51 <bidd> lol
50:04 <bidd> i was in another server
50:08 <unique> Must be bed time.
50:20 <Dark^Soul> unique loves Longie long time
50:22 <bidd> its morning here
50:27 <Dark^Soul> the only way to love Longie
50:38 <unique> Longie is old news.
50:46 <guilty_f> wow he talks in mains @@
50:56 <unique> Old fart he is now.
51:07 Join: noddy07 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
51:12 <Dark^Soul> unique: you're not getting any younger
51:16 <Dark^Soul> nor skinnier
51:19 <unique> Lies.
51:25 <Dark^Soul> :P
51:34 <bidd> there should be a day called fart day
51:40 <guilty_f> lol..
51:47 <unique> You'd be really super dooperly surprised at what losing 50.3kgs can do.
51:48 <Dark^Soul> why are pirates pirates?
51:52 <Dark^Soul> because they ARRR!
51:54 Join: Serebii ([email protected]) to #melbourne
51:56 <unique> That is like.. a whole frikkin person.
51:59 <unique> Well, some persons.
52:05 <unique> That'd be my mum.
52:08 <bidd> who plays pirates on FB?
52:11 <bidd> :P
52:21 <Dark^Soul> what's E.T. stand for?
52:22 <bidd> that would be kinda common question on FB
52:24 <RockDoc> anyone know next weeks tatts numbers?
52:25 <Dark^Soul> whoops
52:30 <bidd> Extra terrestial
52:30 <Dark^Soul> what's E.T. short for?
52:43 Quit: DaNieLLa` ([email protected]) Quit: . . . little miss muffet sat on her tuffet with a cock the size of her arm . . along came a nigga whose cock was much bigger and did her some permanent harm . .
52:47 <Dark^Soul> he's got little legs
52:48 <bidd> Extra terrestrial*
53:16 <unique> Phone home fucknut, phone home.
53:19 Quit: air_max90 ([email protected]) Quit:
53:27 <Dark^Soul> A bear walks into a bar, and asks for a glass of...................
53:28 <Dark^Soul> ........ water
53:28 <guilty_f> GreekGuy no i didnt :D not yet ;)
53:38 <Dark^Soul> the bartender says.. why the big paws?
53:40 <Pieter> ET stands for Entertainment Tonight
53:59 <unique> Or
54:02 <unique> Erynn Today
54:05 <unique> I am Erynn today!
54:07 <RockDoc> give them to me
54:09 <unique> And tomorrow.
54:14 <unique> And most likely the next day.
54:25 <unique> Though, only time will tell.
54:26 <bidd> i wish i had a spanish gf
54:28 <bidd> :(
54:29 <Dark^Soul> I think you've lost hte plot unique
54:32 <bidd> my gf is boring
54:39 <RockDoc> ole!
54:43 <unique> Possibly so, Dark^Soul.
54:50 <Dark^Soul> assuming it was ever in your posession :)
54:51 <Pieter> im eating crunchie clusters from the box
54:52 <Pieter> hehe
54:52 <Pieter> :P
55:00 Quit: MeLB`GuY26 ([email protected]) Quit:
55:03 <unique> I've always been a bit weird.
55:05 <Pieter> mmm
55:05 <unique> That i will admit.
55:06 <Pieter> vanilla
55:10 <Dark^Soul> unique: I know
55:16 <Dark^Soul> that's why I've always liked you
55:16 <unique> You know nussing!
55:27 Join: PandasDontDrive ([email protected]) to #melbourne
55:35 <Dark^Soul> you sink I no nossink...
55:38 <Dark^Soul> but I no fuck all!
55:46 Quit: guilty_f ([email protected]) Quit: quit
55:49 <unique> You're nasty. Eff off.
56:04 <Dark^Soul> me?
56:13 <unique> No, the other Dark^Soul.
56:14 Quit: RS4 ([email protected]) Quit:
56:19 <Dark^Soul> yeah, he's an ass
56:24 <unique> Totally.
56:32 Quit: GoodMelbGuy ([email protected]) Quit:
56:39 <Pieter> jesus
56:40 <PandasDontDrive> A complete doofus,
56:40 <PandasDontDrive> idiotface.
56:45 <Pieter> these crunchie nut clusters are great!
56:45 <Dark^Soul> but so loveable for some reason
56:55 <PandasDontDrive> I've never fucked a guy thats ass stank so bad
57:03 <unique> o.O
57:14 <bidd> O_o
57:31 <unique> Your big eye looks really big.
57:41 <unique> Just saying.
57:41 <bidd> whose?
57:45 <unique> Yours.
57:46 <bidd> O_O
57:51 <unique> Woah.
57:54 <Dark^Soul> PandasDontDrive... now now
57:56 <unique> Calm down.
57:58 <bidd> am wearing xray glasses
58:07 <unique> Cool.
58:16 <bidd> using which i am watching hairy ass of PandasDontDrive
58:19 Join: andy-syd ([email protected]) to #melbourne
58:27 <Von_Smallhausen> where Rhee?
58:28 <bidd> :P
58:33 <bidd> here
58:34 <unique> Why would you need xray glasses for that?
58:36 <Von_Smallhausen> she powdering hurr nose ?
58:37 Part: andy-syd ([email protected]) from #melbourne
58:40 <unique> Or any glasses for that matter?
58:43 <Von_Smallhausen> dat one over der wit da kid
58:51 <bidd> unique: is he/she wearing a low waist?!
58:52 <Von_Smallhausen> Rhee do chu like kidz?
58:54 <Von_Smallhausen> little kidz
58:56 <Von_Smallhausen> ?
59:07 <unique> I do not know what you're talking about, bidd.
59:08 Join: Melb_m4m ([email protected]) to #melbourne
59:09 <bidd> aww my
59:44 <bidd> its natural not to know
59:57 <unique> Ok.
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