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00:03 <PanfriedSeaScallops> percy sledge lo
00:20 Quit: JustinZ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
00:20 <Django> i knew it would make you lol
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00:45 <Django> damn this Django and his appreciation for jazz pop
00:55 <PanfriedSeaScallops> i like standards
01:06 <PanfriedSeaScallops> i have to cringe when jazz guys are past it and cover pop-of-the-day
01:12 <PanfriedSeaScallops> like Miles in the 80s
01:19 <Django> i like whatever has good musicianship
01:34 <Django> and then also appeals on a pure listening level
01:43 <PanfriedSeaScallops> composition keeps me interested
01:47 <PanfriedSeaScallops> or improv etc
02:07 <PanfriedSeaScallops> heard Thelonious or Mingus yet?
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02:18 <Django> yeah
02:20 <PanfriedSeaScallops> Sinner Lady is a russian imperial stout album
02:27 <Django> not really my thing
02:32 <PanfriedSeaScallops> ha..
02:36 <PanfriedSeaScallops> but y gabriela is?
03:58 <Django> music isn't like an mmorpg where you level up to some avant-garde jazz wizard if you listen long enough
03:58 <doctor> fukn dardy cunt
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03:58 Kick: doctor was kicked by ChanOP ((Daniel) No C word or any of its variations)
04:06 <PanfriedSeaScallops> np: Horace Tapscott - aiee! the phantom\01 - to the great house.mp3
04:18 <Django> there is still a level of subjectivity where things appeal to the individual for certain reasons
04:37 <PanfriedSeaScallops> poppier ideas help people get into each idiom
04:41 <Pieter> haha @ kramer hiding his key in jerrys appt under a spoon
04:45 <PanfriedSeaScallops> then the real difficult stuff ends up being the most rewarding
04:46 <PanfriedSeaScallops> like beers
04:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b doctor!*@*
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04:59 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Pieter
05:05 <Django> mine being i'm a guitarist so it goes without saying guitar music appeals more to me than your beatnik horn and piano jazz
05:05 <Pieter> *lix*
05:49 <Pieter> haha @ chop chop chicken
06:03 <mAttydEe> bullshit django
06:06 <PanfriedSeaScallops> guitarist-leaders havent done a great deal with jazz
06:15 <mAttydEe> hahahaha
06:20 <mAttydEe> fuqn know ya shit boys
07:38 <Django> guitarists get laid more than pale limp wristed pianists and dorky double bassists
07:53 <Django> i bet you have you hair parted to one side
07:54 <PanfriedSeaScallops> Jim Hall's groupies
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08:12 <Netz> nite sinners
08:12 <PanfriedSeaScallops> i have hair like the guy out of the Human League
08:13 Quit: Netz ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
08:15 <amsy> mAttydEe reminds me of daisy dee
08:19 <Django> human league?
08:32 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://www.intuitivemusic.com/images/N-human-league-196.jpg
08:34 <PanfriedSeaScallops> lol kidding
08:38 <PanfriedSeaScallops> gay emo fringe thing
08:50 <kibblz> http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/slideshow_ajax.aspx?sectionid=8847&sectionname=slideshowajax&subsectionid=202485&subsectionname=hairygirls
08:53 <Django> lol
08:59 <Django> not that kind of fringe
09:09 <Django> i meant more like a dorky 70's jazz guy
09:16 <PanfriedSeaScallops> ah, like keith jarretts hair?
09:18 <amsy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N80Al9Swzc
09:20 <Django> like a primary school photo hair cut
09:22 <midori> "
09:30 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://jazzdunyasi.jazz.az/pict1/Keith_Jarrett1.jpg
09:34 <Django> i cant think specifically now
09:41 <Django> no
09:57 <Django> you're smart enough not to sport an afro in brissy
09:59 <kibblz> who woulda thought alicia keys had a hairy chest
10:13 <River> night all
10:27 <Django> there was some youtube clip you posted
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10:35 <kibblz> http://celebrities.9msn.com.au/img/slideshow/hairygirls/alicia_1.jpg
10:40 <Django> with an old woman "singing" jazz
10:56 <Django> and a dorky double bassist with a thrift store suit and daggy haircut
11:08 Part: picard ([email protected]) from #melbourne
11:09 <PanfriedSeaScallops> grab that George Russell Lydian torrent
11:15 <Django> yup
11:16 <PanfriedSeaScallops> never seen such a document written on jazz before
11:20 <PanfriedSeaScallops> heavy stuff
11:20 <Django> havent checked out yet
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12:07 Kick: MashPotato was kicked by ChanOP (Fred-Bear, your disgusting behaviour is not welcome here. 2-week ban.)
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12:59 <kibblz> http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/img/slideshow/hairygirls/amber_1.jpg
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13:08 <Bandicoot> chu know something
13:10 <kibblz> http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/img/slideshow/hairygirls/amber_1a.jpg
13:13 <Bandicoot> i just ate more octopus
13:14 <Django> wats that chico
13:18 <Django> noice
13:19 <Bandicoot> dats 3rd serving for da day
13:24 <Django> octapussy
13:28 <Bandicoot> i got octopus cummin outta ma fkn ears mang
14:17 <Django> you catch it yourself?
14:22 <Bandicoot> no mang
14:42 <Bandicoot> castro caught it
14:45 <Von_Smallhausen> i cook chu a horse?
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15:01 <Von_Smallhausen> chu wanna come have dinner wit me at the babylon club chico?
15:03 <Bandicoot> i need sandwich
15:16 <Django> i should have done a better shop than coopers longnecks
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15:32 <Von_Smallhausen> i going to buy chu $500 suits
15:34 <PanfriedSeaScallops> i'd rather drink rogers
15:37 <Bandicoot> chu should of ordered $550 wine
15:38 <Von_Smallhausen> because i want chu to work for me
15:44 <Django> no rogers at woolies
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15:44 <Bandicoot> 550 dollars for a bunch of grapes
15:46 * Bandicoot laughs
15:54 <Django> and even then it would be like $20 a sixer
15:54 <Von_Smallhausen> mm dats nice
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16:04 <Django> coulda got a dozen gage roads ipa for $30
16:06 <PanfriedSeaScallops> which stouts are there
16:07 <Von_Smallhausen> nice wine mang
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16:11 <Bandicoot> woolies girls
16:13 <PanfriedSeaScallops> why not go the vb
16:15 <Django> but only wanted to spend $15
16:19 <PanfriedSeaScallops> VEEBEE
16:22 <Django> only the coopers and cub stout
16:28 <Bandicoot> checkout girls
16:33 <kibblz> http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/img/slideshow/hairygirls/beth_1a.jpg
16:37 <kibblz> what a hottie
16:37 <Bandicoot> they are beggin for it
16:48 <PanfriedSeaScallops> what was that aussie porn site
16:58 <PanfriedSeaScallops> i remember some yank telling me about it
17:00 <PanfriedSeaScallops> not porn, but nudes
17:02 <Von_Smallhausen> chu see dat fat bastard over der Pieter
17:14 Quit: Fun_Cheeky-Chic ([email protected]) Quit:
17:16 <Bandicoot> its called peta.gov.au
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17:20 <Von_Smallhausen> hes gets more dole cheques den anyone in here
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17:39 <Von_Smallhausen> and hes greedy chu know what dey call a person like dat?
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17:49 <Von_Smallhausen> a chazzer
17:57 <Von_Smallhausen> dats a pig who don't fly straight
18:00 <PanfriedSeaScallops> sandraa's pornos
18:11 <Bandicoot> http://www.petaasiapacific.com/feature-free-mali.asp
18:20 <Bandicoot> i so hungry i cud eat Mali
18:24 <Django> giant head serb femme moustache pron
18:32 <Django> not much of a market for it
18:37 <kibblz> http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/img/slideshow/hairygirls/danielle_1a.jpg
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19:25 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> good tabs on that metheny
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19:56 <Django> i havent played around with any, just reading the text
20:09 Part: [TEAZNU] ([email protected]) from #melbourne
20:11 <Django> i ordered some of them alaska piks
20:14 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> just going thru 'all the things you are'
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20:31 Quit: pervert ([email protected]) Quit: <ko\dak> Fuck off dickhead. <ko\dak> You threaten to kill my cat again and i'll kill you. <ko\dak> Understand ?
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21:05 Nick: princess`furball is now known as princess`plopalotofslopolous
21:06 Nick: BovineEncephalitis is now known as Faggot
22:43 Part: Bi_Melb ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:46 <Wags-The-Dog> hi Faggot
22:51 <princess`plopalotofslopolous> lolll
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23:16 <Wags-The-Dog> dragonwind to faggot, come in faggot
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23:31 <Bandicoot> roger that faggot, hearing you loud and clear
23:50 <Bandicoot> proceed with tango 141
23:51 <Bandicoot> over
24:05 Nick: MadScientist is now known as Sh[a]dowLurker
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24:12 <Wags-The-Dog> don't you remember that episode of south park where cartman gives butters the codename 'faggot'
24:12 Nick: Sh[a]dowLurker is now known as MadScientist
24:19 Quit: Elli ([email protected]) Connection reset by peer
24:28 <Wags-The-Dog> and he gives tolken black the codename 'blackie'
24:31 <Bandicoot> faggot you are breaking up, please repeat over *cssh*
24:36 <Wags-The-Dog> hehehe
25:22 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
25:23 <tetrasalicylide> Mad.
25:25 <tetrasalicylide> Egh.
25:56 <Pieter> hmm @ the tetrasalicylide nick
26:03 <Pieter> i think im going to bed
26:05 <Pieter> nite :)
26:52 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter get a job chivato
26:57 <Von_Smallhausen> fucking lazy bum
27:20 <Pieter> you keep telling yaself that, maybe you'll truely believe it one day
27:21 <Bandicoot> im joining P.E.T.A
27:22 <Pieter> chu chu
27:30 <Bandicoot> www.petaasiapacific.com/activist-signup.asp
28:01 <Von_Smallhausen> omar say Pieter no good
28:11 <Pieter> what is omar?
28:22 <Von_Smallhausen> Omar Surez
28:25 Nick: MadScientist is now known as Sh[a]dowLurker
28:47 <Pieter> ugly name :/
29:03 <Pieter> hmm
29:08 <Pieter> my left arm is a lil smaller than the right
29:16 <Von_Smallhausen> he works for frank
29:19 <Pieter> might have to swap hands on the odd toss i occasinally have
29:20 <Von_Smallhausen> makes the big buxx
29:27 <Pieter> who the fuck is this frank fag?
29:30 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> http://avaxhome.ws/ebooks/music/Thelonious_Monk_Easy_Piano_Solos.html
29:35 <princess`plopalotofslopolous> lmao
29:36 <Von_Smallhausen> and chu collect a dole cheque
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29:41 <Frankie> FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
30:01 <Pieter> anything for blowup sex
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30:11 <Pieter> im off to bed
30:12 <Pieter> nite peoples
30:18 <Frankie> poof
30:29 <Wags-The-Dog> night night
30:30 <Django> I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice.
30:33 Quit: Home_Alone33m ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
30:54 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> wow, thelonious piano scores, then Winger
31:22 <Von_Smallhausen> Django do chu wanna make some big buxx?
31:37 Join: NiCe^GuY ([email protected]) to #melbourne
32:21 <Django> You think you can take me? You need a fucking army if you gonna take me!
32:40 Quit: dikm4mhoppers ([email protected]) Quit:
32:55 Quit: centurion ([email protected]) Quit: This computer has gone to sleep
33:03 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmm.
33:04 <Von_Smallhausen> we got some colombians coming in dey have some new product. chu go check see if it good, pay em and chu get 5 Grand!
33:06 <Bandicoot> chu wanna job?
33:10 <Django> I didn't come to the United States to break my fucking back.
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33:19 <Bandicoot> ey
33:24 <Bandicoot> chu here to watch my back, WATCH MY BACK
33:37 <Django> The only thing in this world that gives orders... is balls.
34:00 <Bandicoot> so...
34:02 <Bandicoot> chu got da stuffz?
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34:39 <Django> Okay, here's the story. I come from the gutter. I know that. I got no education... but that's okay. I know the street, and I'm making all the right connections. With the right woman, there's no stopping me. I could go right to the top.
34:44 Nick: Faggot is now known as ISlamYouSlamWeAllSlamForIslam
34:47 <Von_Smallhausen> yeah i got it
34:53 Nick: ISlamYouSlamWeAllSlamForIslam is now known as Faggot
35:05 <Von_Smallhausen> close by, what about chu?
35:15 <Bandicoot> i got it close by too
35:20 <ghetto> I'll pull out my 44 and cap u!
35:22 <stalemate> Von_Smalldicken
35:24 <Von_Smallhausen> Ok Hecktor
35:33 <Von_Smallhausen> we try again
35:44 Quit: neil ([email protected]) Excess flood
35:44 <Bandicoot> dat what i say bout rhee
35:47 <stalemate> Von_Smallhausen, pieter said you're a faggot
35:51 Part: Faggot ([email protected]) from #melbourne
36:01 <princess`plopalotofslopolous> farewell sweet Faggot
36:03 <Von_Smallhausen> whats with this dishwasher chico?
36:04 <Django> I ain't getting the money unless I see the stuff first.
36:20 * Von_Smallhausen flicks a toothpick @ stalemate
36:22 <Pieter> haha
36:24 <Von_Smallhausen> chu soft
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36:28 <Bandicoot> what does it matter where i from
36:30 <Bandicoot> HEEEKTOR
36:31 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cyrax
36:33 Quit: Wags-The-Dog ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
36:34 <Pieter> the guy who plays alan on 2 n a half men, his ex wife is trying to have him killed
36:39 <Pieter> the fbi are involved
36:40 <Pieter> thats funny shit
37:01 <Django> hmm
37:02 <Von_Smallhausen> hey stalemate where chu get the beauty scar? tough guy!
37:07 <Django> order a pizza or pizza shapes
37:09 <Von_Smallhausen> sucking Pieters chivato cock
37:09 <Von_Smallhausen> ?
37:12 <Django> decisions decisions
37:50 <Django> You wanna work eight, ten fucking hours? You own nothing, you got nothing! Do you want a chivato on every corner looking after you? Watching everything you do? Everything you say, man? Do you know I eat octopus three times a day? I got fucking octopus coming out of my fucking ears. I got the fuckin' Russian shoes my feet's comin' through. How you like that? What, you want me to stay there and do nothing? Hey, I'm no fuckin' crim
37:51 <Django> inal, man. I'm no puta or thief. I'm Tony Montana, a political prisoner from Cuba. And I want my fuckin' human rights, now!
37:59 <Von_Smallhausen> lol
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38:26 <Pieter> chu Von_Smallhausen chu chu
38:29 <Pieter> chu man are cool
38:34 <Pieter> chu really are maaaaaaan
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38:52 <Von_Smallhausen> hey stalemate whats the matter Pieter got your dick in his mouth?
39:03 <Von_Smallhausen> chu fucking cockaroach
39:23 Quit: phill247 ([email protected]) Quit:
39:25 <Pieter> chu are cool mannnnnnn
39:29 <Pieter> chu really are!
39:34 <Pieter> niteeeeeee peoples :)
39:47 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter chu need a hobby mang
39:48 <Pieter> watch out chu people Von_Smallhausen is gay aint chu maaaaaaaaan
39:48 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
39:57 <Von_Smallhausen> anything beats waiting for stalemate to suck your chivato cock
39:58 <Pieter> nite:)
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46:18 <Django> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon likes the ban Dragonforce
46:21 <Django> huuuuuuge fan
46:25 <Django> *band
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46:44 <Dragonforce> specially on the GH
46:51 <Dragonforce> thru the fire n flames
47:02 <Django> yeah PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon plays guitar hero
47:12 <Dragonforce> \m/ d(^-^)b \m/
47:18 <Django> sik
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48:10 <Dragonforce> d(^.^)b : Dragonforce - Revolution Deathsquad "Inhuman Rampage"
48:33 <Dragonforce> its my programming tunes
48:43 <Dragonforce> get the mind crankin
49:12 <PandasDontDrive> suck my sac
49:14 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
49:23 <Mayhem`ramadamashuloozapoopers> (_)_)
49:25 <PandasDontDrive> me so sullie
49:33 Nick: PandasDontDrive is now known as RalphPlsGo
49:54 <RalphPlsGo> arlph arlph arlph arlph arlph arlph arlph
50:35 <Bastard> Frankie: you're a pussy
50:43 <RalphPlsGo> fuk of
51:07 <RalphPlsGo> your'e shite i hoep u go to hel
51:27 <Frankie> LOL I LOVE U
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51:33 <Bastard> ewwww
51:34 <Bastard> fag
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51:44 <Frankie> GIVE US A HUG, U NED KELLY PRICK
51:51 <Bastard> lol
52:00 <Frankie> FUCKEN TINHEAD
52:13 <TheWJM> Frankie,, LOSE THE CAPS PLEASE
52:38 <Bastard> TheWJM: it's superman
52:50 <Bastard> lol
52:50 <Dragonforce> it is too
52:54 <Deadmau5> friday night on irc.. wouldnt rather be anywhere else :D *sigh*
53:03 <Frankie> nope
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53:17 <Bandicoot> then why didnt chu mang
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53:36 <Bastard> bye Frankie
53:37 Kick: Frankie was kicked by TheWJM (shoo)
53:38 <BoJangles> but your here
53:38 <Bastard> :)
53:52 <BoJangles> where woudl you rather be?
54:03 <Deadmau5> ill be honest
54:06 <Deadmau5> nothing better to do..
54:26 <mAttydEe> bullshit
54:26 <Deadmau5> i could go to the local nightclub.. which is pumpin full of footyhead douchebags
54:46 <Deadmau5> hooray.
55:02 <Deadmau5> hooray for phillip island!
55:12 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmmmmm.
55:12 <tetrasalicylide> Mad.
55:13 <Bastard> or you can hang out on IRC which is full of nerds :P
55:18 Part: conjurer ([email protected]) from #melbourne
55:34 <Deadmau5> nerds are better than footyhead douchebags
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55:48 <RalphPlsGo> stop it!
55:55 <mAttydEe> weeeeeeeee
55:57 <RalphPlsGo> sotp borring me
56:02 <mAttydEe> who wants a yarn?
56:06 <RalphPlsGo> mi
56:07 <Deadmau5> okay ill sotp borring you
56:17 <RalphPlsGo> do'nt make fun
56:25 <Deadmau5> i wo'nt
56:26 <RalphPlsGo> arlph arlph arlph arlph arlph
56:28 <Deadmau5> anymroe
56:38 <RalphPlsGo> =(
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56:41 <RalphPlsGo> FUK U
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56:56 <PandasDontDrive> sup
57:05 <Deadmau5> hah
57:05 <PandasDontDrive> !seen paul_banks
57:08 <PandasDontDrive> lol
57:15 <PandasDontDrive> anyone seen RalphPlsGo?
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57:21 <Django> birthday boi got b& again
57:24 <PandasDontDrive> i was sposed to meet him for sex
57:41 <Deadmau5> sex is for mormons
57:45 <Deadmau5> i think...
57:48 <Deadmau5> thats what someone told me
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59:24 <Deadmau5> this is boring...
59:30 Quit: bella24 ([email protected]) Quit:
59:31 <Deadmau5> back to newgrounds i guess
59:35 <Mayhem`ramadamashuloozapoopers> bye
59:36 <Mayhem`ramadamashuloozapoopers> o/
59:37 <Bastard> have cyber with some random
59:49 <Mayhem`ramadamashuloozapoopers> yeah
59:55 <Mayhem`ramadamashuloozapoopers> just put princess in front of ur nick
00:00 <Mayhem`ramadamashuloozapoopers> and u get a bazillion pms
00:00 <Deadmau5> is there a Random function for /msg?
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00:34 <neil> yeah my penis is tiny
00:43 <Deadmau5> is it called ur man-clit?
00:56 <neil> no i don't degrade myself, sorry
01:04 <Deadmau5> i grade myself all the time
01:07 <Deadmau5> i always fail :(
01:07 <Mayhem`ramadamashuloozapoopers> //query $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(a,z) $+ $rand(a,z)
01:11 <Mayhem`ramadamashuloozapoopers> there ya go
01:23 <macosx> After the defeat the Iranians said the attack killed more than four thousand civilians. Welcome to the VX Gas Attack.
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02:46 <macosx> After the defeat the Iranians said the attack killed more than four thousand civilians. Welcome to the VX Gas Attack.
02:47 <macosx> After the defeat the Iranians said the attack killed more than four thousand civilians. Welcome to the VX Gas Attack.
02:55 <Deadmau5> ok
02:57 <Deadmau5> i get it
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03:05 <macosx> haiti murders
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03:15 <macosx> 41) Saddam ??? believe this. There are limits to our patience
03:21 <macosx> haiti murders
03:24 <macosx> beth le hem
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04:17 <Deadmau5> i like guacamole
04:21 <Deadmau5> do u?
04:25 * Deadmau5 stares
05:09 <macosx> In a shop in a working class district one day last week one man demonstrated the idea of a chemical warfare protector by putting a plastic shopping bag over his head.
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07:45 <macosx> says someone came in a car with an uzi and killed his friend in a grave down the crossroads by the mosque. The friend of the dead man promises he will never forget.
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12:20 <macosx> the beep beep beep gas attack warning signal sounds
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17:20 <Warlock> don't you guys ever get bored of this shit ?, :) hehe you would tend to think since 1995, this would get kinda boring...
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19:15 <PandasDontDrive> some of us havent been here since 1995
19:24 <PandasDontDrive> you geiser
19:48 <Jeffy> Your a old timer.
19:50 <Jeffy> face it
19:51 * PandasDontDrive laughs at himself
19:56 <PandasDontDrive> haw haw HAW
20:24 <Django> hmm pizza
20:35 <Django> freshly picked up pizza :D
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21:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
21:08 <PandasDontDrive> i just had pasta with a rose sauce
21:13 <PandasDontDrive> munchies
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22:15 <Django> man
22:28 <Django> i drove home so fast pizza looks like its gone thru warp drive
23:19 <Warlock> really nice pizza joint in ascot vale, he is a born italian and makes wood oven pizzas
23:35 <PandasDontDrive> haha Django
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23:42 <PandasDontDrive> a born italian
23:43 <PandasDontDrive> LOL!
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23:52 <PandasDontDrive> can you be any more descriptive!
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23:57 <Warlock> born in italy :P
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24:02 <Django> ever been to diceys on syd rd?
24:08 <Django> despite the name its pretty good
24:11 <PandasDontDrive> a little to the left
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24:22 <PandasDontDrive> no a little to the right
24:28 <PandasDontDrive> that's it, now take your dress off
24:35 <Warlock> there's some real nice pizza places i been to, but not like frankies
25:13 <Django> milanos on victoria ave in south melb circa 1995 was the best
25:21 <PandasDontDrive> yeah 1am and the topic is pizza
25:26 <PandasDontDrive> cant we just talk about bron
25:30 <Django> lol
25:30 <PandasDontDrive> bron bron bron
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25:33 <PandasDontDrive> lol
25:36 <Django> dont make me sick boy
25:38 <Warlock> frankies has been around since the early 80's
26:07 <PandasDontDrive> lol
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26:23 <Warlock> frankies pizza
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26:49 <Django> il careto on nicholson st carlton is ok
26:57 <Django> if you like that thin base spartan pizza
27:07 <Django> cheap too
27:07 <Warlock> i hate pizza anyway, only reason why i order it is when i am lazy and i want to order booze
27:13 <Django> haha
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27:23 <PandasDontDrive> spartan pizza?
27:24 <PandasDontDrive> wtf
27:26 <Django> i went to woolies earlier to shop
27:29 <Warlock> spartan pizza ?
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27:32 <Django> only bought beer
27:37 <Warlock> hmmm
27:43 <Django> it's not chockas like a suburban pizzaria
27:51 <Warlock> i like souvlaki :)
27:57 <Django> its an italian restaurant that does take away
27:58 <PandasDontDrive> what is a spartan pizza
28:07 <Django> plain
28:16 <Django> no with the lots etc
28:22 <Django> there's like a panchetta pizza
28:48 <Django> i guess more italian style
29:05 <Warlock> you get some real nice lebo and turk restaurants on syd rd that make a wicked souvlaki, i am greek myself and love the turk style souvlaki
29:16 <Django> kebab station!
29:20 <Django> adanali
29:33 <Django> zorbas is good
29:33 <Warlock> fuck stations
29:42 <Django> i've known manoli since teenage years
29:52 <Warlock> those mobile kebab stations are shit
29:55 <Django> no no
30:00 <Django> kebab station is an actual store
30:08 <Warlock> oj
30:11 <Django> the syd rd entrance to coles coburg
30:12 <Warlock> oh
30:21 <Django> that little mall bit
30:23 <Django> trust me
30:36 <Warlock> yeah i been to zorbas, not bad, the turk restaurants are somewhat better
30:44 <Django> $8 for a small kebab and coke or $10 for a large
31:00 <Warlock> gyro is cool
31:00 <Django> proper turkish bread cooked fresh regulary throughout the day
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31:31 <Warlock> they use the greek youghurt in it ?
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32:00 <Warlock> i make wicked homemade youghurt, use heaps of cucumbers and garlic
32:05 <Django> pretty sure all garlic sauce is made with greek or mediterannean style yoghurt?
32:17 <mAttydEe> hahahaha I am sure u do warlock
32:17 <mAttydEe> haha
32:24 <Warlock> depends on the style
32:47 <Django> this margherita with olives is ace
32:51 <Django> nom nom nom
33:00 <Warlock> there is traditional greek style yoghurt, and some new shit
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33:28 <Warlock> some idiots put celery sticks in it
33:50 <Warlock> i like celery, but in fucking yoghurt
34:03 <Django> not a fan of celery
34:06 <Django> yoghurt
34:11 <Warlock> celery is nice
34:12 <Django> i eat obscene amounts of
34:19 <dudley> Django fuckwit.
34:22 <Warlock> all vegetables are nice
34:24 <Django> mostly that gippsland yoghurt
34:28 <Django> shut up dudley
34:35 <Django> you naughty boy
34:38 <dudley> suck some of those dicks you have in storage
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35:00 <dudley> from dead animals
35:07 <dudley> :)
35:12 <Django> u need help son
35:15 <dudley> nope
35:18 <dudley> suck them
35:25 <Django> i am a gentleman and a scholar
35:26 <dudley> you do that when there isn't an audience i guess
35:53 <Django> how dare you besmirch my fine upstanding character
37:22 <BoJangles> i besmirch my gfs vagina a couple of hours ago
37:28 <PandasDontDrive> eight legged freaks is on
37:31 <PandasDontDrive> im so out of it
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37:40 <Warlock> wat channel ?
37:45 <dudley> hey Django are you naked after am ovie you faggot ?
37:47 <PandasDontDrive> 9
37:48 <dudley> *after a movie
37:51 <PandasDontDrive> 9hd!
37:56 <Django> im eating pizza
37:58 <PandasDontDrive> lol dudley
38:00 <Django> in a pair of shorts
38:05 <PandasDontDrive> naked eating pizza
38:07 <Warlock> i shit on your pizza
38:11 <PandasDontDrive> PIZZA WRAPPED IN SHORTS
38:12 <Django> you wish
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38:18 <PandasDontDrive> you shit his pizzapants?
38:22 <PandasDontDrive> idiotface
38:25 <Django> fairydicks
38:25 <mixy> pizza shorts
38:48 <PandasDontDrive> get your pizzapantface out of my eyeface
38:58 <Warlock> you know, if two people were out in the desert, and ran out of food and water, they could survive on each others shit and urine almost forever they say
39:01 <BoJangles> mixy ive seen your boobies
39:08 <BoJangles> have you got anything recent?
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39:19 <PandasDontDrive> bobbies
39:20 <Warlock> i take a shit, you eat it
39:24 <PandasDontDrive> how is babby made?
39:26 <Warlock> then you take a shit, and i eat it
39:31 <Django> bloggy hell
39:35 <PandasDontDrive> you're one twisted geizer
39:36 <Warlock> take it in turns and survive
39:37 <mixy> BoJangles: my boobies suck
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39:49 <mixy> like i'd want to show recent baby juice boobies :(
39:53 <BoJangles> most of the guys on here woudl suck your boobies
39:59 <Warlock> you could take a shit, make it into a pattie and fry it
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> you can't 'survive' on shit
40:04 <mixy> well it'd probably taste alright
40:11 <mixy> idk, not going to try it myself
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40:13 <PandasDontDrive> what with eggyolk?
40:16 <Warlock> yes you can
40:20 <neil> pandas don't do heaps of shit
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40:36 <BoJangles> pandas dont do anal
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40:38 <Warlock> PandasDontDrive: shit is extruded meat from the bowels
40:44 <neil> they do anal
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40:54 <mixy> and once you recycle it, there's bugerall good left in it
40:58 <BoJangles> they do if you male
41:01 <adam_vic> hi all
41:06 <mixy> so you need proper food too
41:10 <neil> you just have to seduce them
41:14 <neil> sorry
41:16 <neil> sedate
41:16 <Django> eating a meal while reading #melbourne is preparing me for zombie apocalypse
41:17 <PandasDontDrive> I think about that every day Warlock, every precious second of every valuable hour of every sunshine filled day
41:21 <neil> i always get them mixed up
41:25 * BoJangles slides his fingers down PandasDontDrive neck
41:27 <Warlock> eat shit and die
41:34 <BoJangles> im a good?
41:38 <Django> if i can down a pizza while reading your depraved crap i can feast from a rotting animal
41:39 <mixy> also warlock, your arguement is flawed
41:40 <neil> what if i eat shit and live
41:44 <neil> would that suffice?
41:56 <Django> dullards
42:00 <mixy> <Warlock> PandasDontDrive: shit is extruded meat from the bowels
42:00 <mixy> <- vegetarians don't poop?
42:04 <mixy> er
42:08 <mixy> -new line
42:19 <Warlock> you become insane eventually, that's what i read, after you eaten copious amount of crap
42:20 <neil> no mixy, we understand
42:29 <BoJangles> vegitarians dont have any muscle tone, or regular stools
42:35 <Django> poopskinsons disease
42:39 <mixy> sure they can
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42:46 <Warlock> then again, the amount of crap that comes out of a human through life is insane
42:47 <neil> how irregular are their stools?
42:56 <PandasDontDrive> you're all nothing but talk
42:57 <mixy> depends if they just eat vegetables, or if they have vitamins and stuff too
42:57 <BoJangles> im not sure i jsut made tha tbit up
43:03 <PandasDontDrive> NONSENSICAL JIBBER JABBER!
43:16 <neil> PandasDontDrive keeps it real
43:25 <BoJangles> and regular
43:28 <mixy> it's not jibber jabber, it's arguements about bullshit
43:31 <mixy> andit's entertaining!
43:32 <Warlock> this is the last fucking time i am installing java, it slows the fuck out of windows
43:36 <mixy> for a little while anyway
43:41 <Django> you're just a noob
43:46 <neil> java = inefficient
43:50 <BoJangles> noob with boobs
43:56 <Django> or cant afford a decent pc
44:07 <neil> it works on every platform, but at a cost
44:12 <Django> zomg java slows down my 386
44:19 <BoJangles> java is a virus
44:24 <neil> yeah
44:27 <neil> the jews made it
44:31 <neil> with muslims
44:34 <Warlock> neil, next format i do, i aint installing fucking java, it slows the fuck out of my p4
44:36 <neil> christians edited it
44:42 <BoJangles> jews made open source
44:43 <BoJangles> and mac
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45:01 <mixy> kay
45:03 <SweetBlueEyes> sl
45:03 <mixy> i'm going
45:09 <mixy> have fun with the bs without me D:
45:11 <BoJangles> let your fingers do the walking
45:15 <neil> dudley
45:29 <Warlock> only reason why installed it was to play fucking java games
45:33 <PandasDontDrive> huve wun
45:38 Quit: mixy ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
45:38 <PandasDontDrive> wifout me
45:53 <BoJangles> mixya gone, best put your pants on now
45:55 <PandasDontDrive> im tired but cbf going to bed
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46:14 <PandasDontDrive> have you wanked today Django?
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46:30 <BoJangles> my gf takes all my loads
46:38 <PandasDontDrive> lol
46:38 <Warlock> you know that wanking enlarges the penis
46:42 <Django> beg your pardon
47:06 <Warlock> errr
47:11 <Warlock> penis growth
47:18 <Warlock> umm
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47:20 <Django> not you dumbasss
47:24 <Django> pandas
47:25 <Student> Greetings Every One :)))
47:28 <Student> ummm
47:29 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
47:29 <Warlock> x
47:29 <Django> fuck off
47:32 <Warlock> exit
47:38 <PandasDontDrive> fuk of
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47:44 <Django> not you
47:45 <Django> student
47:48 <Django> and him
47:56 <Student> ummm
47:56 <Django> fuck y'all dawgs
48:11 <BoJangles> student
48:14 <BoJangles> stfu
48:17 <BoJangles> k thanks
48:20 <Student> :P
48:27 <Student> that gota hurt
48:29 <arlph> go back to africa Student
48:29 <Student> ummm
48:35 <Student> ummm
48:48 <PandasDontDrive> scarlet johanessen is so hot in this movie
48:50 <PandasDontDrive> young but hot
48:52 <PandasDontDrive> those tits
48:54 <Django> wut movie
48:54 <PandasDontDrive> OUCH
48:57 <PandasDontDrive> poke an eye out
48:59 <BoJangles> it was bad with the ummming
48:59 <Student> i will consider your suggestion but i don't understand the "go back" part of it
49:01 <arlph> vicky horseface diaries?
49:01 <BoJangles> now stfu even more
49:02 <Student> ummm
49:04 <PandasDontDrive> eight legged freaks on chan 9
49:16 <BoJangles> without
49:21 <Django> horse and relish
49:22 <Student> Bangels and Jangles
49:26 <arlph> horseraddish
49:40 <BoJangles> make you fart
49:54 <PandasDontDrive> horseraddish
50:14 <arlph> whores
50:19 <Django> houseraydish
50:19 <PandasDontDrive> HORSE!
50:24 <PandasDontDrive> no
50:26 <BoJangles> whores without boraders
50:28 <PandasDontDrive> no no no
50:33 <arlph> nattt says (1:48 AM): BRBBRUSHING TEETH
50:33 <arlph> STAY FROSTY DISARM THAT NUKE WITH THESE TOE CLIPPERS OSCAR MIKE says (1:48 AM): with cock.
50:34 <Django> stuped
50:37 <PandasDontDrive> you dont know how to play the game
50:42 <PandasDontDrive> idiotfaces
50:46 <arlph> stuped
50:59 <arlph> get out of my stupedeyes you stupedface
51:04 <PandasDontDrive> OSCAR MIKE
51:14 <arlph> oscar mike
51:18 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Longie
51:20 Mode: (by Longie) -S
51:26 <PandasDontDrive> do'nt take taht tone with me
51:27 <arlph> take out the whole batallion with a throwing knife OSCAR MIKE
51:43 <Django> longie sets mode +cocksplease
52:04 <PandasDontDrive> cockspleen
52:06 <BoJangles> girlpeni
52:11 <PandasDontDrive> penny
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52:16 <BoJangles> sure
52:29 <BoJangles> girltubes
52:31 <PandasDontDrive> slide your dinersclub through my vertical smile
52:35 <arlph> penny for your thoughts
52:46 <arlph> penis for your mouf
52:52 <BoJangles> anyway im goign to be drunk asleep
52:53 <BoJangles> later
53:08 <PandasDontDrive> hakuna matata
53:18 <PandasDontDrive> L8eRz
53:19 <Django> lager for ur gob guvnor
53:32 <BoJangles> fucken alter you penisless mother fuckers
53:35 Part: BoJangles ([email protected]) from #melbourne
53:53 <Django> wat a bogan
54:13 <arlph> poppies and fritz to your bloody lorrey guvnah
54:19 <arlph> mr. belfinger
54:44 <arlph> british bogans drive lorreys not utes
54:50 <Django> lorries
54:55 <arlph> shtu pu
55:09 <arlph> who called the bobbies on me
55:14 <Django> rozzers
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55:19 <arlph> oh shite
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55:45 <arlph> DAMN CHAVS
55:46 <CurryHunter> lol
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56:00 * Django straightens his burberry hat
56:04 <CurryHunter> bulking up for Australia Day
56:13 <CurryHunter> gunna beat down some curries for the pride of the country
56:20 <PandasDontDrive> lol
56:26 <CurryHunter> props tho
56:27 <Student> ummm
56:28 <CurryHunter> lebs too
56:29 <Django> unda da suvern cros
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56:35 <Student> lol @ CurryHunter
56:36 <Student> ummm
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56:51 <arlph> [email protected]
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57:07 <CurryHunter> rofl
57:11 <CurryHunter> props tho
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57:26 <arlph> do you actually say 'props' in real-life
57:27 <CurryHunter> bash a curry save our economy
57:30 <CurryHunter> yer bro
57:32 <CurryHunter> full props
57:35 <arlph> WOWWWWWWWWWWWW
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57:37 * arlph faps
57:51 <CurryHunter> bash a curry and get a uni place!
57:52 <CurryHunter> lol
58:10 <PandasDontDrive> how riued
58:18 <arlph> why would i want to bash perfectly edible food
58:24 <PandasDontDrive> you shuold be ashammed of yourself
58:28 <CurryHunter> curry = indian
58:29 <CurryHunter> you fool
58:39 <PandasDontDrive> you loof!
58:41 <arlph> sometimes i put curry with rice
58:45 <arlph> it is very good
58:46 <CurryHunter> i want 100 dead indians this ausrtalia day from this channel
58:47 <Django> whats your fave indian takeaway CurryHunter?
58:47 <CurryHunter> or else
58:48 <PandasDontDrive> stop loofing around child
58:59 <arlph> do you like hunting different spices, CurryHunter?
59:01 <arlph> you a chef?
59:04 <CurryHunter> don't mind the vindaloo
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59:06 <CurryHunter> beef
59:07 <Django> saleem on bell st is pretty good
59:09 <Django> and its halal
59:12 <PandasDontDrive> SpiceHunter
59:19 <Django> halal motherfuckers
59:21 <CurryHunter> halal! bloody ragheads
59:21 <arlph> lister loves vindaloo
59:24 <Django> different that kosher
59:25 <arlph> doesn't he PandasDontDrive
59:30 <Django> *than
59:35 <PandasDontDrive> yes
59:37 <CurryHunter> arlph you going to be bashing an indian on australia day ?
59:38 <Django> pappadumsdontdrive
59:39 <CurryHunter> good
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59:43 <PandasDontDrive> smoke me a vindaloo
59:50 <PandasDontDrive> ill be back for toiletseat
59:50 <arlph> i'll be back for breakfast
00:03 <PandasDontDrive> BACK FOR BREAKFAST
00:07 <arlph> BACK FOR TOILETSEAT
00:13 <Django> brakefest brb
00:15 <PandasDontDrive> monkey brains
00:19 <arlph> horse dongs
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00:36 <PandasDontDrive> my flavourite!
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00:52 <arlph> the taste literally never goes away
01:20 <PandasDontDrive> by simply adjusting the output in your bottom you too can view quality poo in hd
01:26 <defunct> arlph. take your medication
01:28 <CurryHunter> just like the stench of a dead curry muncher
01:28 <CurryHunter> lol
01:33 <CurryHunter> bloody muds
01:52 <Django> gb2 stormfront
01:55 <arlph> defunct. take this horse back to the stables
01:59 <arlph> it is sick.
01:59 <CurryHunter> props
02:01 <PandasDontDrive> Horse Dongs: impregnating the masses since 1275
02:03 <CurryHunter> hate muds
02:07 <CurryHunter> might go to bed
02:08 <arlph> lol stormthefront
02:09 <arlph> that's like
02:15 <CurryHunter> stormfront, respect
02:16 <defunct> good call. Senseless shit talker
02:17 <arlph> the biggest trollsite in moscow
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02:19 <CurryHunter> Aryan supergods
02:27 <PandasDontDrive> tha't s unfare
02:32 <Django> hal turner
02:33 <PandasDontDrive> shit has feelings too
02:35 <CurryHunter> muds out now
02:41 <defunct> blah
02:41 <defunct> talking rubbish!
02:49 <Django> mongs out now
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02:57 <PandasDontDrive> fuck me talking rubbish!
03:08 <CurryHunter> oi
03:12 <Django> oi
03:12 <arlph> defunct, you don't even know what i'm referring to, you're the rubbishface, get your rubbishface out of my eyesensory
03:13 <CurryHunter> get out now you filthy wogs and dogs
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03:23 <CurryHunter> you disgusting mud
03:23 <Django> vision receptacles
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03:47 <arlph> get this smellscent out of my olfactiontunnels
03:47 <defunct> what a fucking moron. You'd need a degree in psychology to understand what you're talking about arlph
04:08 <PandasDontDrive> EYESENSORY
04:12 <arlph> or maybe you're just extremely retarded
04:15 <arlph> i vote the latter
04:31 <Sarah|GH5> josh
04:32 <PandasDontDrive> maybe you're eyereadings is short circitsz
04:33 <arlph> since this isn't a democracy and everything i say is right, that means you are retarded
04:34 <CurryHunter> he is talking year 11 psychology, which is all bulldust anyway
04:38 <Sarah|GH5> i think u have a crush on arlph
04:39 <PandasDontDrive> NO KISS
04:40 <defunct> yeah you're making heaps of sensely sense in my brain understanding
04:43 <Student> Sarah|GH5: come on barby lets go party
04:44 <Django> tafe psychology
04:47 <CurryHunter> what a loser
04:52 <Django> looser
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04:54 <Student> arlph should f off
04:54 <Django> moran
04:55 <Student> ummm
04:56 <Sarah|GH5> JUST
04:59 <arlph> GET A BRANE MORANS
05:00 <Sarah|GH5> PEEN
05:05 <PandasDontDrive> we share two halves of a brane each
05:06 <PandasDontDrive> haha
05:06 <arlph> leave jawsh alone
05:10 <arlph> he's my lovechild
05:11 <Student> what does GH5 stand for?
05:13 <Student> ummm
05:21 <Student> a lovechild? :P
05:24 <Sarah|GH5> josh is my lover
05:24 <PandasDontDrive> twas a warm autumn night
05:25 <Django> josh go get me a coops red
05:26 <arlph> sarah wants to take you from me BUT I'LL NEVER LET IT HAPPEN
05:27 <arlph> BRAVEHEART
05:29 <Sarah|GH5> guitar hero 5?
05:30 <defunct> this channel is filled with such shit. Don't mention drugs though!
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05:58 <PandasDontDrive> the din around the park was accompanied by the occasional squeals from natives making love in the bushes
05:59 <Student> Gorgoeous Hooker 5
05:59 <Student> ummmm
06:09 <PandasDontDrive> hump.. hump
06:21 <PandasDontDrive> GET ME A KINDER SURPRISE
06:26 <Student> arlph: you better get out of the company of child
06:29 <arlph> eat the toy
06:40 <PandasDontDrive> it's the only part i eat
06:42 <Sarah|GH5> grotesque hooker
06:48 <arlph> gargantuan hookers 5
06:55 * PandasDontDrive enjoys a premium catfood
06:58 <Sarah|GH5> giant hooters
07:00 <arlph> fight miles of fleshlards in your own living room
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08:17 <Student> gallant hoty
08:19 <Student> ummm
08:29 <Django> fight with fleshlight in living room
08:44 <arlph> fight it with your mantool
08:51 <Django> well duh
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10:39 <Sarah|GH5> green hippo
11:10 <PandasDontDrive> do not play crochet with penguins, flamingos are much more suited to the sport
11:23 <PandasDontDrive> and ALWAYS use a hampster. guinea pigs are too fat.
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11:52 <Django> guinea bacon
11:53 <Student> Gay Hero
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11:58 <PandasDontDrive> haha
12:01 <PandasDontDrive> GUINEA BACON
12:11 <PandasDontDrive> thats my new msn nick
12:15 <Django> lol
12:18 <Django> honoured
12:48 <PandasDontDrive> now to sign back in so that everybody online notices
12:54 <PandasDontDrive> especially arlph
12:58 <PandasDontDrive> she will blush
13:09 <PandasDontDrive> freckles of red on a green oblong face
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14:45 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmmm.
14:46 <tetrasalicylide> Mad.
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14:58 <PandasDontDrive> captain john luc picard
15:05 <PandasDontDrive> you aer the easter bunny
15:15 <Django> esther bunneh
15:15 <PandasDontDrive> ooh ahh chity chity bang bang chity chity bang bang we love you
15:18 <JohnnoAUS> I AINT PICARD :p
15:21 <defunct> tomatoes, cabbages, it hasn't got a beek!
15:30 <Django> beak, retard
15:46 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@0b8286b0.iinet.net.au
15:47 <PandasDontDrive> potato and leak soup on your broweyes
16:17 <PandasDontDrive> i could not kiss Cindy Crawford, her mole disgusts me
16:19 * PandasDontDrive vomits
16:46 <Django> lick it
16:49 <Django> tenderly
16:54 <Django> lick that mole
18:04 <Django> give cindy a facial and lick your own baby batter off her mole
18:13 <Django> you know you want to
19:28 <defunct> you sold me a crummy watch, what are you going to do about it? You know what you can do with that watch? Stick it up your arse!
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20:36 <defunct> what would you like to do with these? Eggiweggs... I think I'd like to smash 'em!
21:39 <misterboots> Careful defunct, you'll hurt your hand if you get too excited.
21:48 <defunct> hehe :)
22:58 <PandasDontDrive> ashlees got the right idea by being asleep
23:03 <PandasDontDrive> so i think i will go to bed
23:11 <PandasDontDrive> farewell soreeyes
23:12 <Django> fag
23:21 * PandasDontDrive tips his hat at arlph arlph
23:43 <PandasDontDrive> ARLPH ARLPH ARLPH get your fingerhands out of my frogpie
24:13 <Django> shut up josh
24:25 <Django> pillow tits
24:29 <arlph> arlph
24:52 <arlph> captain jean-luc picard uss enterprise
24:53 <arlph> captain jean-luc picard uss enterprise
24:59 <arlph> m-m-m-m-m-m-make it so
25:24 <arlph> you'll have to call again
25:27 <arlph> i'm not dressed properly
25:39 <Longie> lies
25:46 <Longie> captain picard always says one word whe npeople knock on his door
25:48 <Longie> COME!
25:54 <Django> cum
25:56 <Longie> not 'im not ready blah blah'
25:56 <Longie> :P
26:06 <defunct> wow you're so cool arlph. You talk rubbish
26:24 <arlph> he says that in a season 1 episode when he's in the holodeck with the detective program, and he says that because he's in uniform
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26:40 <arlph> tea; earl grey; hot
26:44 <Longie> oh really
26:46 <Longie> i suck as a trekkie
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26:49 <sandraa> hey ppl
26:51 <Longie> hgaha
26:53 <Longie> hey sandra
26:54 <Longie> you naked?
26:55 <arlph> i've seen every episode, i'm awesome
27:02 <sandraa> Longie no
27:04 <Longie> ok cool
27:06 <Longie> neither am i
27:10 <Longie> didnt want to make anyone uncomfortable
27:11 <Django> oh no
27:16 <sandraa> lol
27:27 <Django> longie and sandraa
27:28 <Longie> if you were, it would put on on different playing fields and no one wants that
27:28 <arlph> i'm wearing a gimp suit
27:35 <Django> sitting in a tree
27:42 <Longie> dee jay enn go
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27:50 <Django> zhango
27:54 <Longie> eff you see kay eye enn pee
27:56 <Django> no dee jay mang
28:05 <Django> if you see kaye!
28:08 <Django> great song
28:10 <Longie> let him be
28:15 <Longie> if you dont
28:16 <Longie> he is me
28:17 <arlph> take off your pants and jacket
28:21 <Longie> im the best rapper ever
28:24 <Longie> tae off?
28:25 <Longie> oh
28:26 <arlph> if your seek amy
28:30 * Longie puts pants anda jacket on
28:31 <Longie> ok now i can
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28:36 <arlph> -r
28:39 <Django> if you see kaye is a turbonegro song, norwegian band
28:45 <Marco> what if i call ur home phone
28:48 <Django> amsy should know them
28:56 <Django> not arlph
29:09 <arlph> i only know death metal bands from norway
29:10 <Django> fittbock
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29:30 <Django> turbonegro define themselves as deathpunk
29:41 <arlph> fitttjejshampoo
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30:05 <Django> you listen to scand death/black?
30:18 <arlph> just the odd song or two they send me
30:22 <Django> ah
30:44 <arlph> they're like CHEQUE THIS OUT MY AUSTRALIAN FREND and i'm like okay... give me a hot blonde swedish chick while you're at it
30:45 <Django> heard any swedish rock?
30:48 <arlph> and they send one in my mailbox
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31:21 <Django> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tirv5P_-v7Y
31:24 <midori> "
31:27 <Django> one of my fave bands
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33:17 <arlph> szam�r mad�r
34:48 Nick: Sarah|GH5 is now known as Sarah
35:17 <Django> faroese?
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36:07 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmm.
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38:39 <arlph> "if someone doesn't like this song their life is not valuable"
38:40 <arlph> lol
40:18 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
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42:19 <conan> hi
42:22 * conan slaps stebie around a bit with a large trout
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44:51 <Django> arlph http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ01iVKQm8k
44:53 <midori> "
44:54 <arlph> HAHAHA
44:55 <arlph> Last night I used a fake australian accent and got laid for the first time in months. It is basically the panacea of the hookup-world at this point. AMA (self.IAmA)
45:32 <sandraa> lol
45:33 <sandraa> hahah
45:36 <sandraa> well done arlph
46:08 <arlph> Django wat
47:04 <Django> skrattar
48:08 <Django> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icv3eUKcjqw
48:10 <midori> "
48:25 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmmm.
48:26 <tetrasalicylide> Mad.
48:27 <tetrasalicylide> Mad.
48:39 <arlph> skrikar och skrattar
48:45 <arlph> med knarken
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49:28 <Django> how come there was never an aussie version of "i am a gummybear"
49:29 <arlph> i'm actually pretty terrible at verbal swedish
49:34 <arlph> i'm better at reading/writing
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49:40 <sandraa> lmaoo i am a gummybear
49:52 <sandraa> Django becoz its not a aussie thing
49:58 <Django> same unless you got someone to pratice with its hard
50:17 <Django> my aunt is swedish, my uncle married a swedish tourist 15 years his junior :D
50:22 <arlph> i had them talk in vent a few times
50:26 <Django> lol
50:26 <arlph> that's about it
50:32 <Django> swedes on voice is bad
50:42 <arlph> why? because they're always drunk?
50:43 <Django> used to use vent and whats that open source one
50:47 <Django> mumble
50:51 <Django> or murmur
50:58 <Django> they talk 100 miles an hour
51:06 <Django> then ask me why i havent said anything for an hour
51:12 <Django> i say something in english
51:21 <Django> they say, say something in swedish
51:31 <Django> then laugh for 5 minutes and say i talk like a farmer
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51:51 <kibblz> far out why do ppl keep honkin their horn down my street
52:02 <Django> drive by's cuz
52:08 <Django> sign of respect
52:09 <kibblz> lol they do it all the time
52:34 <sandraa> kibblz go beep back lol sit in ur car and just beep
52:57 <arlph> he doesn't have a car. he left it at his date's house with his ps3 controller
53:05 <Django> paint ur wheelie bin mattblack, leave in the middle of the road
53:12 <sandraa> lol
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53:15 <Django> lol when you hear a thud and skid
53:30 <kibblz> its probably sandra
53:35 <kibblz> and shes on a laptop
53:44 <sandraa> nice
53:47 <sandraa> what
53:48 <sandraa> lol
53:53 <Django> wat
53:55 <sandraa> sorry misread
54:02 <sandraa> siif me on a laptop
54:04 <Django> sandraa you're confusing the channel
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54:18 <kibblz> shes a bit slow
54:19 <sandraa> lol yeah just a bit
54:20 <sandraa> :)
54:22 <kibblz> give hera break
54:28 <sandraa> just a TAD slow
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55:01 <kibblz> tad
55:03 <kibblz> tidtad
55:10 <sandraa> i get my car rego next weeek
55:16 <Django> sik
55:21 <Django> stay off da roadz
55:22 <kibblz> maybe4u
55:24 <sandraa> lol
55:32 <sandraa> kibblz not gonna get that shit
55:37 <sandraa> im 2 cooll for that
55:43 <Django> looooooooooooooooooooooool
55:51 <kibblz> you wouldnt shut up about it
55:56 <kibblz> and now ur not gettin it
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56:01 <sandraa> lol
56:03 <sandraa> haha
56:03 <sandraa> :P
56:08 <sandraa> im getting something ELSE
56:17 <arlph> poof4u
56:19 <sandraa> shit son cant i change my mind
56:26 <kibblz> SANDZ
56:26 <kibblz> ?
56:31 <sandraa> lol how gay
56:31 <sandraa> no
56:35 <Django> ircgal
56:42 <kibblz> LOL
56:45 <arlph> harpoon
56:49 <kibblz> ircgal
56:51 <Django> man them
56:57 <kibblz> what was the other two sandra
57:15 <sandraa> i dk
57:21 <kibblz> 73LEV3N
57:35 <sandraa> fuck no
57:36 <Django> macsan
57:37 <kibblz> MACCAS
57:39 <sandraa> lol
57:40 <Django> lol
57:40 <kibblz> there ya go
57:41 <sandraa> no no
57:41 <sandraa> no
57:44 <Django> psyche
57:47 * sandraa walks away
58:09 <kibblz> i seen sandra
58:11 <kibblz> the other day
58:16 <kibblz> she was at the drive through window
58:25 <sandraa> lol im sure
58:29 <sandraa> stalker mofo
58:30 <sandraa> lol
58:40 <kibblz> i seen you stash away those burgers Sarah
58:41 <kibblz> sandraa
58:44 <kibblz> im tellin
58:49 <sandraa> lol yeah im sure
59:17 <kibblz> i wish i had a mcdonalds gf.. to smell that burger smell when she comes home
59:21 <kibblz> id make love to her in the uniform
59:31 <sandraa> eww
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59:37 <sandraa> the burger smell is fucking off
59:42 <sandraa> makes u want 2 vomit
59:42 <kibblz> id make her wear the mcdonalds hat
59:44 <kibblz> and only the hat
59:49 <sandraa> lol i vomited TWICE 2day
59:51 <sandraa> twiceee
59:52 <sandraa> lol
59:53 <kibblz> :S
59:57 <kibblz> okay?
00:00 <sandraa> the second time was hilarious
00:09 <kibblz> vomiting is funny?
00:36 <sandraa> was driving past beach and this off smell came thru the window and i vomited and i was driving i fuckn pulled over put my hazards on and fucking vomited everywhere
00:41 <Django> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FweEGWWOxic
00:43 <midori> "
00:43 <sandraa> it was coz my sis was vomiting 2
00:46 <sandraa> we both were
00:49 <sandraa> all over the place
00:50 <kibblz> thats gross
00:52 <Django> dont pass it on.. if you know its wrong
00:52 <kibblz> dont tell me that.
00:53 <sandraa> it was off
00:55 <sandraa> but hilarious
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01:34 <kibblz> okay im gonna watch some animated batman
01:41 <Django> animated bacon
01:45 <sandraa> u fag hag
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02:03 <bee_hornet> http://vitamins.ultimatefatburner.com/evening-primrose-oil.html
02:39 <arlph> dick butt.
03:39 <sandraa> brb
03:51 <bee_hornet> no i havent fnished yet! stay
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04:49 <bee_hornet> http://hubpages.com/hub/Health-Benefits-of-Anchovies
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05:23 <Django> preventivmedel
05:53 <bee_hornet> good will hunting
06:01 <Django> bee http://sequelnaturals.com/vega
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07:59 <sandraa> heloo world this is me life should be ahyeah fun for everyone
08:10 <bee_hornet> sandraa: you have missed the whole plot
08:17 <sandraa> id never leavee
08:21 <sandraa> yeah i have
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08:27 <sandraa> crashed burn bam**
08:28 <Django> she hasnt even got a copy of the script
08:43 <bee_hornet> anchovies, evening primrose & vega
08:45 <sandraa> =/ the script?
08:53 <sandraa> im not in2 ur irc script shit
09:02 <Django> vega, whey protein/creatine and hemp protein
09:12 <Django> altho vega has hemp protein
09:13 <bee_hornet> how much?
09:26 <bee_hornet> hemp protein i was looking but cant find any
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10:23 <bee_hornet> http://www.worldpantry.com/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/ProductDisplay?prmenbr=655972&prrfnbr=708947
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10:33 <Django> vega is a bit more expensive than your usual protein mixes
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10:44 <Django> http://www.happyplanet.com.au/page.php?PageID=4
11:48 <Django> depends if you want it for gaining or weight loss
12:11 <Django> http://shop.sequelnaturals.com/Featured-Items_2/sport_performance_optimizer_tubs-USD_tubs_acai-berry
12:13 <bee_hornet> both i want a fat and slim
12:15 <Django> thats good shit
12:17 <Django> lol
12:24 <Django> i know you want a fat
13:06 <Django> suck on a stiffy
13:12 <bee_hornet> http://vegetariancuisine.suite101.com/article.cfm/vegetarian_omega3_sources
14:31 <arlph> man I'd fuck that girl so hard whoever pulled me out would be crowned the next king of england
14:42 <arlph> best comment ever
14:47 <bee_hornet> how come GNC doesnt have hemp protein products?
15:09 <Django> almond milk is supposed to be good
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15:44 <EnterTain> hello bru
15:53 Quit: EoN ([email protected]) EOF from client
15:54 <EnterTain> how is everyone on this fine evening
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16:14 <Django> hemp protein is still somewhat newish
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16:30 <Django> its more on vegan sites than bodybuilding
16:31 <bee_hornet> http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5182FEY7WWL.jpg
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18:07 <bee_hornet> http://www.edenfoods.com/store/images/products/zoom/104640.jpg
18:14 Quit: Belial ([email protected]) Quit: Great wits are sure to madness near allied - And thin partitions do their bounds divide.
18:16 <Django> http://www.a1supplements.com.au/product.aspx?ID=473
18:27 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmmmmm.
18:28 <tetrasalicylide> mad.
19:18 <Django> bee_hornet have you heard of tabata?
20:06 <bee_hornet> nope
20:13 Quit: interesting ([email protected]) Quit:
20:45 <bee_hornet> http://www.herbalemporium.com.au/Graphics/sencha.jpg
20:59 <Django> its basically high intensity interval training
21:12 <Django> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-intensity_interval_training#Tabata_Method
21:19 <Django> a method/protocol
21:45 <Django> any exercise for 4 minutes, 20 seconds full on, 10 seconds rest x 8
21:53 <bee_hornet> do you know how to make a pizza base?
21:55 <Django> it sounds easy
22:14 <Django> flour and yeast?
22:18 <Django> water
22:30 <bee_hornet> have you made steel cages?
22:40 <Django> no
22:45 <bee_hornet> ohh
22:47 Quit: bee_hornet ([email protected]) Quit: awwwwwwwwww :(
23:00 <Django> fucken weirdo
26:44 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmmmmm.
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28:02 Join: ANDY ([email protected]) to #melbourne
28:28 <ANDY> im bqk
28:31 <ANDY> bak
28:49 <Django> bearing gifts?
29:02 <ANDY> well depends what u see a gift as
29:22 <Django> money, beer or hot poontang
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29:29 <Django> not your poontang
29:32 <ANDY> lol
30:05 <sandraa> ANDY
30:14 <ANDY> hello my dear
30:16 <Django> i thought you left
30:16 <sandraa> :D
30:17 <sandraa> heyy
30:24 <sandraa> ANDY can u please massage my leg :(
30:29 <ANDY> yer sure
30:35 * ANDY massages sandraa leg
30:39 <Django> yuk
30:40 <sandraa> Django nah my comp is a peice of shit it does this update shit and restarts
30:47 <sandraa> :) thank u ANDY
30:50 <ANDY> np
30:53 <sandraa> Django u sick fuck not in a sick way
30:55 <Django> flab wobbles cause ripples in space time continuum
30:57 <sandraa> just my leg hurts
30:59 <ANDY> what ya dpo to it sandra
30:59 <sandraa> lol
31:00 <sandraa> haha
31:10 <sandraa> nothin
31:11 <sandraa> :(
31:12 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmmm.
31:22 <ANDY> awww
31:31 <ANDY> i will kiss it better for u
31:58 * ANDY kisses sandras leg better
32:24 <sandraa> brb smoke
32:27 Quit: IM2 ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
32:46 <Django> beef cigar
32:52 <sandraa> BRBRBRBRBRBRB
32:59 <ANDY> k
33:10 Quit: ghetto ([email protected]) Quit:
34:03 Quit: Night_Rider ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
34:45 <Django> sometimes i turn my monitor off briefly and flex just to see my own reflection
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35:42 <Django> fuckface
35:45 <bee_hornet> :p amigos
35:51 Quit: Bandicoot ([email protected]) Quit:
36:03 * Django bashes bee_hornet in a racially motivated attack
36:13 * bee_hornet chills in his sleep
36:25 * bee_hornet bes abused back home
36:37 <Django> this is not your home
36:45 <bee_hornet> well i feel like home
36:51 Quit: You ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
38:12 * Django shaves his head
38:20 <Django> THIS IS NOT YOUR COUNTRY
38:35 <bee_hornet> shaves head too
38:42 * Django be's a skinhead
38:54 <Django> bee_skinhead
38:58 <Django> oi
39:16 <tetrasalicylide> OK, so monday got a family gathering. Tuesday got the BDO, and wednesday I've got dinner in Belgrave.
39:21 Quit: WithinTemptation ([email protected]) Quit:
39:32 <tetrasalicylide> How am I supposed to work with this?
39:36 <Django> what about straya day?
39:43 <Django> oh thats monday
39:44 <bee_hornet> Belgrave sounds fimilier
39:46 <tetrasalicylide> Big Day Out...
39:52 <bee_hornet> near bayswater
39:54 <Django> or tuesday
39:59 <Django> hole of a place
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40:43 <bee_hornet> i got a year missing only
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40:57 Quit: [TEAZNU] ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
41:01 Quit: SweetBlueEyes ([email protected]) Quit:
41:46 Join: lemo ([email protected]) to #melbourne
41:57 <Django> lamo
42:13 <bee_hornet> Australia was a very friendly place when i was there in the beginning, every job i've applied gave an oppurtunity to work even gave me heaps of credit cards back then
42:25 <sandraa> back
42:26 <sandraa> :D
42:37 <Django> you stink like smoke
43:01 <sandraa> but but i dont smoke
43:02 <sandraa> lol
43:05 <Django> winnie blues
43:12 <Django> you went for a smoko
43:27 <bee_hornet> evolution of time and global warming with recession make us where we are
43:35 <sandraa> lol
43:56 <sandraa> yeah make us where we are - fuckn nowhere
44:04 <bee_hornet> ewww smoking
44:46 <bee_hornet> http://www.quality-nutritional-supplements.com/biotin.html
44:53 <kibblz> harley quin is hot for an animated chick
45:08 <sandraa> who the fuck is harley quin
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45:50 <Django> some comic book shit
46:11 Join: Xamph ([email protected]) to #melbourne
46:23 <Xamph> oh hai hai :)
46:28 Quit: Latina ([email protected]) Quit:
46:34 <Django> shut up
46:39 <Xamph> lol
46:51 <Django> its no laughing matter asshole
46:59 <ANDY> ..........
47:04 <sandraa> lol
47:05 <sandraa> :)
47:08 <sandraa> Xamph it is
47:08 <Xamph> why, did i break your prescious f!cking silence?
47:09 <sandraa> :)
47:15 <ANDY> yes it is
47:15 <Xamph> :D
47:16 <Django> no
47:24 <Django> you interuppted sandraa
47:29 <Django> our QUEEN
47:30 <sandraa> lol
47:32 <sandraa> haha
47:34 <Xamph> oh!
47:44 <Xamph> sorry HRH sandraa
47:56 <Django> QUEEN BEE
47:57 <kibblz> ?
48:05 <kibblz> http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/891/snapshot20100123034727.jpg
48:08 <sandraa> wtf is hrh
48:09 <sandraa> :P
48:12 <kibblz> harley quinn in police uniform
48:17 * kibblz faps
48:27 <sandraa> eww
48:32 <sandraa> she looks fucking possed
48:38 <sandraa> posessed?
48:43 <Django> her royal hokey
48:43 <kibblz> poss you
48:44 <sandraa> or however u spell it
48:45 <sandraa> lol
49:06 <Django> possed?
49:09 <kibblz> you dont know how to spell
49:10 <Xamph> her royal highness
49:10 <kibblz> damn
49:11 <sandraa> lol
49:15 <kibblz> no wonder you work at mcdonalds
49:15 <sandraa> i dont know how 2 speel
49:17 <sandraa> spell*
49:19 <sandraa> leave me alone
49:21 <sandraa> shit son
49:25 <kibblz> son
49:25 <ANDY> lol sandra
49:25 <kibblz> lol
49:28 <sandraa> :P
49:31 <kibblz> come on kiddo
49:31 <sandraa> hahah
49:35 <Django> pazest
49:35 <kibblz> you dont call me son
49:36 <kibblz> in this life
49:39 Nick: ANDY is now known as ICANNOYSPEELGOOD
49:41 * sandraa crys like a bitch in the corner
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49:44 <Django> is wut she ment
49:47 <sandraa> lol yes i do
49:48 <sandraa> :)
49:50 Nick: ICANNOYSPEELGOOD is now known as ICANNOTSPEELGOOD
49:54 <sandraa> lol
50:12 <kibblz> http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/6760/nastyvagina.jpg <--- sandra
50:18 Nick: Django is now known as engrish_teecha
50:18 <sandraa> ur face
50:32 <Xamph> andy, you almost had the scottish version there
50:44 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> i knew o woul regreat clicking that
50:49 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> lol
50:55 <engrish_teecha> lol
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50:58 <engrish_teecha> kibblz
50:59 <sandraa> lol
51:02 <kibblz> dont lie
51:04 <sandraa> u guys r fags
51:08 <kibblz> you set it as your desktop wallpaper
51:14 <engrish_teecha> no
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51:21 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> www.getonmyhorse.com
51:26 <sandraa> i cant spell something and all of the sudden u all change ur gay fucking nicks
51:33 * sandraa crys like a bitch
51:35 Part: BadWolf ([email protected]) from #melbourne
51:47 <engrish_teecha> http://www.salsasnack.com/
52:07 * ICANNOTSPEELGOOD pimps slaps sandraa like a bitch
52:16 <sandraa> lol u wish jellyfish
52:33 <kibblz> <Count`Shagula> I used to have an r32 skyline about 4 years ago and one night i came out of work to see some guys with my car jacked up taking the wheels off <kibblz> LOL
52:52 <sandraa> nawww
52:55 <sandraa> poor thing
53:25 Quit: kibblz ([email protected]) Quit: i always tell the truth. even when i lie.
53:34 <Xamph> why do i only ever end up on irc when it is some damn crap hour
53:38 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> 2 years ago my vl turbo got stolen, it out ran 3 ve ss interceptors
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53:46 <engrish_teecha> its awesome hour
53:47 <sandraa> Xamph its happens
53:54 <sandraa> it*
53:55 <sandraa> lol
54:00 <engrish_teecha> shut up sandraa
54:03 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> orsm
54:08 <sandraa> engrish_teecha blow me
54:11 Quit: jumpsmile ([email protected]) Quit:
54:15 <engrish_teecha> BA LOW ME
54:20 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> hawoo
54:27 <engrish_teecha> up yours
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54:32 <sandraa> lol
54:39 <sandraa> with pleasuer
54:42 <sandraa> pleasure*
55:20 <Xamph> omfg
55:22 Nick: engrish_teecha is now known as Drongo_VBHeart
55:30 Quit: kibblz ([email protected]) EOF from client
55:36 <Xamph> why the fvck am i watching princess diaries on fuxtel
55:38 <Drongo_VBHeart> naww thats a shit nick
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55:44 <sandraa> lol
55:44 <sandraa> hahah
55:55 <Xamph> very unmanly
56:11 <sandraa> u sick c u t Xamph:)
56:19 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> i wanna fuk avral lavigne
56:21 <sandraa> nah its cute
56:26 <sandraa> ICANNOTSPEELGOOD shes rated
56:29 <sandraa> rat*
56:39 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> rated?
56:40 Quit: bringbakthebush ([email protected]) Quit:
56:40 <Xamph> i think i better scratch my nuts and light a cigar... get some manliness bvack into my loungeroom
56:43 <sandraa> RAT
56:44 <sandraa> RAT
56:45 <sandraa> RAT
56:46 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> lol
56:49 <sandraa> shit son
56:56 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> mischa barton is sexy as
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56:57 <sandraa> my finger SLIPPED
57:01 <sandraa> SLIPPED
57:02 <sandraa> SLIPPED
57:02 <Xamph> avril sucks bum pus
57:04 <sandraa> lol
57:13 <sandraa> mischa barton is not sexy
57:16 * sandraa vomits
57:17 <Xamph> lol... ive said that once sandraa
57:18 <neil> fuck off sandraa you stupid slut
57:21 <sandraa> lol
57:29 <sandraa> neil no u fuck off u stupid man whore
57:30 <sandraa> :)
57:32 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> im going to nasme my kid mischa
57:33 <neil> nice
57:43 <neil> no, you should take my offence
57:43 <sandraa> lol
57:44 <sandraa> haha
57:49 <sandraa> she will get bashed at school
57:50 <sandraa> :)
57:54 <sandraa> neil nah
57:57 <sandraa> ill be k
57:59 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> neil whrere is dopey fuk
58:02 <sandraa> neil how about u blow me :)
58:36 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> sandra blow me
58:38 <neil> wtf was that
58:40 <sandraa> no
58:45 <sandraa> i dont go down south
58:49 * ICANNOTSPEELGOOD unzips
58:51 <neil> no stop pretending to be male
58:52 * sandraa vomits
58:55 <sandraa> lol
58:57 <neil> i go down south on women
59:01 <sandraa> neil finne lick me out
59:02 <neil> they need to be hot though
59:08 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> every chick loves cock in the gob
59:10 <sandraa> lol what fun is that
59:15 <sandraa> shallow men make me sick
59:19 <neil> no you're probably male
59:23 <neil> you're sick
59:24 <sandraa> lol
59:26 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> am i shallow sandra
59:29 <neil> you're either fat or useless
59:30 <sandraa> meh im not gonna convience u
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59:34 Nick: Drongo_VBHeart is now known as Django_Reinhardt
59:35 <sandraa> :) believe what u want
59:40 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> am i shallow sandra
59:44 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> ?
59:57 <sandraa> lol
00:00 <sandraa> maybe
00:01 <sandraa> i dk
00:02 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> well
00:02 <sandraa> :P
00:08 <sandraa> i DONT KNOW
00:09 <sandraa> :)
00:13 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> iv been out with some mingas
00:16 <sandraa> lol
00:17 <sandraa> haha
00:19 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> im noit shallow
00:20 <sandraa> im sure that helps
00:21 <sandraa> :P
00:29 <neil> nice
00:30 <neil> sandraa
00:38 <sandraa> :)
00:42 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> bbrb
00:47 <sandraa> whats nice
00:47 <sandraa> ?
00:48 <sandraa> lol
00:48 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> slash time
00:49 <neil> did you say that you wanted me to believe what i want because you really are fat and useless?
00:52 <Xamph> HELP!!! I keep getting distracted by teeny bopper movie
00:59 <sandraa> neill yes
01:02 <sandraa> ur right
01:07 <sandraa> :)
01:11 <sandraa> i cant help it
01:18 <neil> you're probably male
01:19 Nick: Django_Reinhardt is now known as Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister
01:21 <neil> and gay
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01:36 <sandraa> neil o go cut urself or get laid or some shit
01:46 <neil> lol whatever
01:52 <sandraa> lol
01:53 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> yeah
01:54 <sandraa> :)
02:04 <neil> little do you know anything about reality
02:11 <sandraa> lol
02:13 <sandraa> haha ok yes
02:19 <sandraa> becoz i live under a fucking rock
02:23 <neil> ok yes, i can play this game
02:31 <Xamph> u live under a fucking rock?
02:31 <sandraa> lol
02:33 <neil> sandraa, you are a fat bitch
02:39 <Xamph> i live under a fucking bench
02:40 Quit: SupraSSV ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
02:41 <sandraa> neil u havnt seen me
02:41 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> hey sandra
02:42 <sandraa> lol
02:42 <neil> no one will 'get it up' over you
02:44 <sandraa> hey ICANNOTSPEELGOOD
02:47 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> your new msn pic looks good
02:52 <sandraa> thank u
02:53 <sandraa> :)
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02:59 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> i like it
03:02 <sandraa> so do i
03:02 <sandraa> :)
03:05 <sandraa> that makes 2 of us
03:06 <sandraa> lol
03:13 <sandraa> does it float ur boat
03:15 <sandraa> haha
03:16 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> u remind me of my sister
03:16 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> lol
03:19 <sandraa> lol
03:21 <sandraa> oo god
03:25 <sandraa> ooo god
03:26 <sandraa> lol
03:29 * sandraa moans
03:31 <sandraa> thats hot
03:32 <sandraa> :)
03:36 <ICANNOTSPEELGOOD> i cant really say good or bads thing
03:42 Nick: ICANNOTSPEELGOOD is now known as ANDY
03:43 <sandraa> lol
03:52 <ANDY> i think its just the hair
04:00 <sandraa> lol just my hair
04:07 <ANDY> my sister has long brown hair
04:09 <sandraa> yes im sure coz my hair is like heres we are the same
04:13 <ANDY> thats she likes straighten
04:16 <sandraa> yeah
04:17 <sandraa> same
04:18 <sandraa> :)
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04:36 <sandraa> straightnin kills it
04:37 <sandraa> lol
04:41 <sandraa> :)
04:46 <ANDY> lol
04:51 <sandraa> but who cares
04:53 <sandraa> :)
04:53 <ANDY> so mjuch for my hapy ending
04:56 <sandraa> lol
04:58 <sandraa> haha
05:04 <ANDY> avral on channel v
05:04 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> i straighten my pewbs
05:05 <sandraa> its not a sad one?
05:16 <sandraa> Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister i plate mine
05:21 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> plait
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05:24 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> dumb serb
05:25 <sandraa> lol
05:26 <sandraa> or that
05:29 <ANDY> yer so much for my happy endings, i didnt even get one at the massage parlor
05:36 <sandraa> how do u know i dont plate mine
05:42 <sandraa> shove broke plates in it
05:43 <sandraa> yeah
05:44 <ANDY> wtf plate
05:47 <sandraa> take that
05:48 <sandraa> BITCH
05:48 <sandraa> :P
05:51 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> you stick dinner plates to your minge?
05:55 <sandraa> okay ANDY im sorry
05:57 <sandraa> lol
05:58 <sandraa> yes
05:59 <sandraa> :P
06:03 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> sik
06:04 <ANDY> i dont understand
06:18 <sandraa> lol
06:19 <sandraa> :)
06:20 <ANDY> lol some beaver is a snappy beaver
06:22 <sandraa> sick is what i am
06:26 <sandraa> fully
06:26 <ANDY> it can snap drunks for a dam
06:27 <sandraa> sick
06:27 <sandraa> lol
06:33 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> bowl your pewbs
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06:42 <ANDY> lol
06:43 <ANDY> ok
06:59 <ANDY> i would loove to spit roast avral
07:02 <ANDY> with one of my mates
07:19 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> i'd like to fist sandraa
07:26 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> on my own
07:27 <neil> i'll turn that bitch on the stick if you want
07:31 <sandraa> Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister thats just sad
07:32 <ANDY> lol ok
07:33 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> perhaps stream on cam for irc
07:44 <sandraa> lol 2 men sexy
07:45 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> yes
07:45 <sandraa> reow
07:50 <sandraa> ANDY with ur mate
07:51 <sandraa> ey
07:52 <sandraa> reow
08:00 <ANDY> yer
08:08 <ANDY> sharing is caring
08:13 <sandraa> lol
08:17 <ANDY> me and my mate spit roasted hi mrs it was good
08:18 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> do you like fisting sandraa?
08:28 <ANDY> jsut carnt look each other in the eye while going for it
08:28 <neil> can she take it?
08:28 <sandraa> Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister YBSAD4
08:29 <sandraa> lol
08:30 <sandraa> :)
08:39 <neil> i don't like it if it's not fair
08:53 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> im happee
09:04 <sandraa> i need a back massage
09:06 <ANDY> i reckon kelly clarkson would be a good wheedl barrow
09:08 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> hpeskp
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09:45 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> skips are da best
09:46 <neil> i need a cock massage
09:50 <sandraa> i need a back massageeeee
09:52 <sandraa> fucking hell
09:59 * ANDY massages sandraas back
10:00 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> sandraa needs bukkake
10:06 <sandraa> thank u ANDY
10:09 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> bukkakemeister
10:10 <ANDY> np
10:12 <bee_hornet> http://www.bordbia.ie/SiteCollectionImages/Recipes/lamb/Moroccan-Style-Braised-Lamb-Shanks.jpg
10:14 <sandraa> Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister DONT be a RUDE fuck lol
10:15 <sandraa> :)
10:25 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> im drunk and its late
10:27 <sandraa> can u leave my innocent mind alone
10:34 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> im gonna go and wank soon
10:38 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> not over youy
10:38 <sandraa> ur corrupting me Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister
10:40 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> you
10:41 <bee_hornet> i am innocent too
10:49 <ANDY> im still a virgin
10:59 <ANDY> im so innocent
11:09 <sandraa> lol
11:10 <bee_hornet> http://static-p3.fotolia.com/jpg/00/10/97/28/400_F_10972831_V90GnAF1kZUoGKbbpzkRdA4H3Wnq2KgO.jpg
11:22 <ANDY> u know what freaks me out about some chicks
11:30 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> ever had aussie cock in ur bum sandraa?
11:34 <ANDY> a chick who second tow is bigger than her big towe
11:37 <ANDY> i mean longer
11:41 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> im german so dun worry
11:42 <sandraa> Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister ever had a aussie cock in your mouth?
11:46 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> no
11:51 <sandraa> same
11:52 <sandraa> lol
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12:08 <sandraa> lollllllllllllllllll ANDY
12:10 Nick: ShadowLurker is now known as Sh[a]dowLurker
12:11 <bee_hornet> i licked aussie pussies before
12:12 * sandraa hugs Count`Shagula
12:16 <sandraa> poor thing u
12:16 <sandraa> lol
12:18 <ANDY> sandra dosnt like the meat and 2 veg she like lebanese between her knees
12:21 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> my grandad killed slavs in the war
12:23 <sandraa> bee_hornet u make me sick
12:27 <Count`Shagula> Hello there
12:30 <sandraa> lol
12:33 <sandraa> o fuck off ANDY
12:36 <ANDY> :P
12:41 * bee_hornet licks sandraa
12:43 <orly> hey big sandraa
12:51 <ANDY> shit i lost my mobile
12:51 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> big head sandraa
12:55 <orly> sandraa where did you go last night at 1am?
12:57 <ANDY> wherfe the fink is it
12:59 <orly> booty call?
13:05 <sandraa> lol orly no where
13:06 <sandraa> lol
13:07 <sandraa> :P
13:09 <sandraa> yes booty call
13:10 <sandraa> of course
13:15 <orly> nice
13:18 <bee_hornet> you taste nice
13:19 <ANDY> yter she came over for a cup of herbal tea
13:24 <sandraa> lol
13:25 <sandraa> haha
13:30 <sandraa> u guys r low
13:34 <sandraa> low as it gets
13:35 <bee_hornet> :(
13:39 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> dogs
13:40 <sandraa> except u bee_hornet
13:44 <ANDY> shorty got low low low
13:45 <bee_hornet> ok :)
13:46 * sandraa sits next to bee_hornet
13:53 <Count`Shagula> I used to call you a prostitute right?
13:58 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggggggggggggggggsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
13:59 <sandraa> Count`Shagula u did?
14:01 <sandraa> why
14:02 * bee_hornet offers sandraa some chupa-chops
14:02 <sandraa> lol
14:03 <sandraa> u fuckhead
14:06 <sandraa> thanx
14:07 <sandraa> lol
14:08 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> no u
14:09 <Count`Shagula> haha
14:22 <sandraa> no thanx bee_hornet
14:27 <sandraa> so sad
14:28 <Count`Shagula> I dunno, its my irc persona. Al women are whores and all that
14:33 <sandraa> lol
14:39 * bee_hornet shoves them in my ass
14:48 <ANDY> lol
14:54 <sandraa> well then im happy ur fucking skyline blah blah was getting its wheels taken off
14:54 <ANDY> one of ym mates applied for a loan
14:54 <sandraa> lol
15:12 <bee_hornet> lol
15:22 <ANDY> and they said he couldnt get it cause he didnt have enough savings, he said if i had savings he wouldnt need the fukking loan
16:05 <Count`Shagula> HAHA
16:06 <Count`Shagula> http://www.news.com.au/world/woman-kills-boyfriend-by-sitting-on-him/story-e6frfkyi-1225822587685
16:07 <Count`Shagula> HAH
16:19 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> 3rd time that links been posted
16:22 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> and i was the first
16:25 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> lame fucks
16:41 <sandraa> id be on it on it all night ill be on it all day yeah if u want it ill be straight up kkkkkkkkk
16:45 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> you suck at the internet Count`Shagula
16:58 <ANDY> no actually sonia was the first
17:03 <Count`Shagula> Blow me you wench
17:08 <Count`Shagula> Thats freakin hilarious
17:11 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> watch ur mouf sun
17:28 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> no
17:30 <ANDY> i got as better news story
17:31 <ANDY> http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/world/6708109/tv-presenter-tries-to-steal-beckhams-family-jewels/
17:33 <Count`Shagula> *your mouth son
17:42 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> i posted it yesterday when it was like 20 mins old
17:45 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> I AM THE BEST
17:57 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> dont correct me you cock smoking homo
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18:02 <Count`Shagula> hahaha
18:19 <Count`Shagula> Or the one where the woman burnt her husbands penis
18:24 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> yes
18:27 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> i posted that too
18:45 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> i am on the only interesting person here
18:55 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> if it wasnt for me this channel would be rather boring
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19:20 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> Euro28MelbMale
19:22 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> fuck off
19:22 <sandraa> lol sure
19:25 <sandraa> it would
19:26 <sandraa> SUREEE
19:43 <Count`Shagula> I fell sorry for you poor victorians with your new anti hoon laws
19:50 <sandraa> lol
19:52 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> im german
19:54 <sandraa> who gives a fuck
19:55 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> im no wog hoon
19:56 <sandraa> its good
20:09 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> i drive a merc
20:14 <ANDY> Count`Shagula they aint new
20:21 <ANDY> there been around for 3 years now
20:21 <sandraa> lol
20:22 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> when cops pull me over i buy them
20:29 <Count`Shagula> Who gives a crap what your drive, you get some wheelspin, your a hoon
20:32 <sandraa> no they havnt ANDY
20:39 <Count`Shagula> You speed, your a hoon
20:39 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> traction control
20:45 <sandraa> just now they put the law that if u hoon ur car will be CRUSHED
20:46 <Count`Shagula> And then they crush your car
20:53 <ANDY> iv had about 50 mates get cars impounfded
20:58 <sandraa> lol
20:58 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> mate
20:59 <ANDY> they dont crush they sell
21:06 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> the spinkicks that would be dealt
21:08 <sandraa> ANDY its either crush or sell
21:11 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> if they crusked my slk
21:14 <sandraa> who cares its good
21:19 <ANDY> nar fuk that
21:22 <ANDY> i ahte that law
21:31 <ANDY> hoon laws are gay
21:35 <bee_hornet> who wants some sexy time?
21:37 <Count`Shagula> I went on a cruise down there a few years ago with a car club and we were told to leave the state withing 24hours or our cars would be confiscated lol
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21:47 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> http://www.globalmotors.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/mercedes-benz-slk-gullwing-4.jpg
21:49 <bee_hornet> http://i45.tinypic.com/21etj5w.jpg
22:06 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> sandraa if a guy went thru ur drivethru in that would u go out with him?
22:08 <ANDY> the cops dont do nothing at the moment in the illegals
22:24 <sandraa> bee_hornet they dont get much uglier than that
22:24 <sandraa> lol
22:25 <sandraa> sick fuck
22:26 <sandraa> u r
22:27 <sandraa> :)
22:33 <Euro28MelbMale> an melbourne mature ladies want to chat?
22:38 <sandraa> Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister fuck no
22:41 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> sandraa
22:43 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> oh wait
22:45 <sandraa> sif i would care about a guys car
22:46 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> shes not mature
22:48 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> hurr hurr
22:52 <sandraa> im driving a fucking toyota camry
22:53 <Count`Shagula> Yeah the way people act on the road here is stupid and the cops dont do anything
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23:03 <sandraa> :)
23:03 <Count`Shagula> sandraa: Your a woman, in our minds you do care
23:06 <bee_hornet> sandraa
23:07 <sandraa> lol
23:09 <Count`Shagula> And deep down you know you care
23:14 <sandraa> lol nope
23:24 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> siff i a mercedes drive would go out with a chick that drove a camry
23:28 <bee_hornet> honey i am home
23:29 <sandraa> im sorry but i couldnt give a shit about plastic and wheels
23:34 <sandraa> lol
23:34 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> i own porsches too
23:35 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> bish
23:39 <ANDY> sandra whbich maccas u work at
23:46 <Count`Shagula> Its not plastic... Its carbon fibre babe
23:49 <sandraa> wouldnt u like 2 knw chicken wing
23:51 <sandraa> its far from here
23:54 <sandraa> so nevermind
23:59 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> dandy maccas
24:04 <ANDY> what maccas?
24:15 <sandraa> lol nah further
24:16 <Count`Shagula> Does your maccas actually serve good chips?
24:24 <ANDY> delahey?
24:24 <sandraa> lol yes
24:26 <sandraa> of course
24:27 <sandraa> :P
24:28 <sandraa> no
24:30 <sandraa> not really
24:32 <sandraa> but meh
24:38 <ANDY> delahey maccas
24:38 <Count`Shagula> Everytime i got i get shit food
24:43 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> maccas chips is all about timing
24:46 <sandraa> ANDY near bewrick
24:50 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> and luck
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25:00 <ANDY> the one near hallam pup?
25:05 Nick: bee_hornet is now known as comedian
25:08 <sandraa> im not telling u
25:08 <Count`Shagula> I go to maccas 7 times a day and i never get good chips :(
25:09 <sandraa> which one
25:11 <sandraa> :P
25:11 <sandraa> siff
25:16 <ANDY> sandra i live in werribee now
25:16 <sandraa> its far
25:22 <sandraa> lol
25:23 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> go at 10:30am
25:24 <ANDY> which is like 2 hours away from naree
25:24 <sandraa> ooo really
25:29 <sandraa> well its close 2 u then
25:31 <sandraa> but still
25:32 <sandraa> :P
25:34 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> when they start doing the main shitty meny
25:35 <Count`Shagula> I already weigh 245kgs, i dont think i can continue this for much longer :(
25:36 <ANDY> high point
25:37 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> menu
25:42 <sandraa> no
25:45 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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25:50 <FrenchConnection> JEWS!!!!!!!!!!
25:51 <FrenchConnection> JEWS!!!!!!!!!!
25:52 <FrenchConnection> JEWS!!!!!!!!!!
25:53 <FrenchConnection> JEWS!!!!!!!!!!
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25:54 <ANDY> u even now where werribee is sandra
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25:57 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> i bench 275
26:01 <comedian> i live in bangladesh now
26:07 <FrenchConnection> JEWS!!!!!!!
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26:12 <sandraa> yes ANDY the other way
26:16 <ANDY> lol
26:17 <sandraa> im on the other side
26:18 <sandraa> biatch
26:19 <sandraa> :)
26:20 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> jews?
26:21 <ANDY> yer noble
26:23 <ANDY> i know
26:24 <FrenchConnection> JEWS!!!!!!
26:24 <sandraa> lol
26:25 <FrenchConnection> JEWS!!!!!!
26:26 <FrenchConnection> JEWS!!!!!!
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26:30 <sandraa> but my work is futher
26:42 <Count`Shagula> I think he went swimming and saw "JAWS".... its just a typo
26:44 <sandraa> r
26:48 <sandraa> lol
26:57 <ANDY> sandra work at delehay maccas
27:03 <ANDY> i hang down there
27:07 <sandraa> lol no i dont
27:08 <sandraa> :)
27:12 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> frankston maccas is da best
27:18 * sandraa vomits
27:23 <Count`Shagula> Just go to every single maccas until you find her
27:28 <ANDY> lol
27:31 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> why
27:31 <sandraa> Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister why coz all ur lil aussie sluts r running around half naked
27:34 <sandraa> >=]
27:36 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> waste of petrol and time
27:39 <Count`Shagula> You can use their free internet ;)
27:41 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> can find her on irc
27:41 <sandraa> lol hahah
27:44 <sandraa> exactly
27:44 <sandraa> :P
27:46 <sandraa> lol
27:46 <ANDY> there free net is shit
27:48 <sandraa> Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister fuck off
27:53 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> no
27:54 <ANDY> i tried to connect to irc one day
27:54 <sandraa> lol
27:55 <ANDY> it woulkdnt
28:03 <Count`Shagula> Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister: Someone who owns mercedes, porsches and can bench 275 can afford to waste time
28:11 <sandraa> lol
28:17 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> not for sandraa
28:20 <sandraa> lol
28:23 <sandraa> yeah thanx
28:24 <ANDY> stupid maccas feee net its fukking gay
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28:24 <sandraa> :)
28:26 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> :D
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28:35 <Count`Shagula> I always download shit for my iphone on maccas net
28:39 <sandraa> anyway i dont work much now
28:40 <sandraa> im 2 old
28:41 <sandraa> lol
28:45 <sandraa> im oldddd
28:47 <ANDY> lol
28:49 <ANDY> over the hill
28:50 <sandraa> they cut my motherfucking shifts
28:51 <sandraa> lol
28:58 <sandraa> motherfuckers
29:02 <ANDY> do u spit in burger sandra
29:02 <Count`Shagula> Ahh, you gotta move into the adult entertainment industry now
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29:03 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> you are garbage girl now?
29:07 <sandraa> ANDY no
29:11 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> they dont trust you with food?
29:11 <sandraa> i dont work in the back
29:16 <ANDY> i used to spit in the kfc breading
29:20 <ANDY> when i made chicken
29:27 <ANDY> big lugees
29:34 <sandraa> Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister no by cut the shift i mean i dont get much shift i hardly work now they r stingy
29:34 <ANDY> huck em up
29:37 <sandraa> dont wanna pay me
29:39 <sandraa> like i said
29:40 <sandraa> im 2 old
29:43 <sandraa> for maccaz
29:45 <sandraa> :(
29:46 <comedian> can someone tell me what's my fantasy?
29:46 <sandraa> lol
29:49 <sandraa> assholes
29:52 <comedian> yes
29:53 <sandraa> they r fucking loaded
29:57 <sandraa> and they are tight asses
30:01 <comedian> oh babes
30:03 <Count`Shagula> comedian: To have a real friend
30:07 <sandraa> lol
30:20 <sandraa> comedian to have a wet towel wrapped around ur pinky
30:23 <ANDY> why pay u sandra whn they can have 2 popele working for half your wage and they still poay both together less
30:32 <sandraa> i know
30:33 <sandraa> :(
30:40 <sandraa> breaks my heart
30:41 <comedian> crazy i like it
30:43 <ANDY> hey anyone wanna make a quick 10 grand
30:46 <sandraa> im no longer maccaz chick
30:50 <Count`Shagula> Yeah, and old pervert men like younger girls
30:54 <Count`Shagula> So its win win for maccas
31:02 <ANDY> sandraa u want 10 grand for bout half days work
31:07 <sandraa> lol
31:10 <ANDY> im serious
31:15 <sandraa> im not selling my virgin body
31:16 <sandraa> im sorry
31:20 <ANDY> no nothinhg like that
31:21 <comedian> ohh
31:22 <sandraa> its precious
31:22 <sandraa> :P
31:28 <sandraa> ANDY what
31:32 <Count`Shagula> Theres no such thing as a virgin anymore
31:32 <comedian> would you give us irc discount?
31:47 <ANDY> u goto the training hospital, and they cut your pinky off and the trainee doctors sow it back on
31:52 <ANDY> u get 10 grand
32:02 <comedian> i want 20 grand
32:03 <ANDY> pinky toe that is
32:04 <sandraa> Count`Shagula yeah okay
32:06 <sandraa> im sure
32:10 <Count`Shagula> lol really
32:15 <sandraa> ANDY fuck that
32:16 <sandraa> omg
32:18 <ANDY> lol
32:18 <sandraa> hell no
32:20 <sandraa> omg
32:22 <sandraa> thats off
32:25 <sandraa> thats just sick
32:29 <ANDY> its only your little tow
32:30 <Count`Shagula> As soon as my son is born im sending him over there
32:30 <sandraa> no id rather keep it
32:31 <ANDY> qtoe
32:37 <sandraa> i might need it for something
32:38 <sandraa> 1 day
32:42 <Count`Shagula> They can chop him up for profits
32:48 <ANDY> like toeing somone anal hole
33:00 <comedian> http://www.richard-seaman.com/Wallpaper/NewZealand/Cities/WellingtonHarbourAndTararuaRanges1.jpg
33:24 <sandraa> im pumped
33:27 <sandraa> not really
33:30 <sandraa> but anyway
33:31 <ANDY> why u on exkys
33:37 <sandraa> no
33:37 <sandraa> lol
33:39 <ANDY> lol
33:43 <sandraa> i just look pumped
33:45 <sandraa> but im not
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33:52 <ANDY> like pumped like u fat
33:56 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> pumped in the ass
33:57 <ANDY> or fiull of air
34:10 <sandraa> lol like pumped as in running around
34:13 <sandraa> doing something
34:16 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> panfriedpumpedsandraasass
34:16 <ANDY> or u been pumped hard core by some huge big blsack dude
34:17 <sandraa> but that just dyed
34:28 <sandraa> sof
34:29 <sandraa> siff*
34:40 <Count`Shagula> Your pumped because your typing 6 million words a minute
34:47 <sandraa> lol
34:47 <ANDY> fuk i miss my ex
34:48 <sandraa> im sure
34:48 <sandraa> :P
34:56 <sandraa> ANDY
34:58 <sandraa> i agree
34:59 <ANDY> yer
35:02 <sandraa> i miss mine 2
35:04 <sandraa> fuck my life
35:14 <ANDY> i jjust got a feeling of being lonley
35:16 <FrenchConnection> fuck you
35:22 <Count`Shagula> Sif miss and ex
35:23 <ANDY> its pretty sdad on my behalf
35:25 <sandraa> lol
35:30 <Count`Shagula> Give it time and you'll laugh
35:33 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> im getting horny over your misery
35:37 <Scramble> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMGitZnBYDE
35:39 <midori> "
35:40 <sandraa> lmao
35:51 <Count`Shagula> Ex's are stupid
35:58 <sandraa> sif
35:59 <sandraa> they r
36:03 <Count`Shagula> I was with a girl for 3 years
36:06 <ANDY> yer mine was a nut job, but i still loved her
36:06 <Count`Shagula> I even bought her a car
36:07 <sandraa> my ex was the best
36:13 <sandraa> Count`Shagula yeah thats fucked
36:17 <sandraa> y buy her a car
36:22 <Count`Shagula> And then she slept with some guy that was 46
36:24 <comedian> sandraa: http://vitamins.ultimatefatburner.com/evening-primrose-oil.html
36:25 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> pussy whipped
36:26 <sandraa> tell her 2 buy herself one
36:26 <Count`Shagula> But jokes on her
36:34 <Count`Shagula> Because the car i bought was a beetle
36:37 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> lol
36:38 <sandraa> lol
36:38 <Count`Shagula> And then she wrote it off
36:41 <sandraa> lmfao
36:42 <sandraa> ahhah
36:44 <sandraa> lmfaoooooo
36:50 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> waste of a fine car
36:52 <sandraa> still y would u buy her a car
36:54 Nick: comedian is now known as bee_hornet
36:55 <ANDY> my old vl
36:59 <ANDY> i miss that 2
36:59 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> pinnacle of german engineering
37:00 <Count`Shagula> And then she spent 2 years ringing me every weekend when drunk to beg for me to take her back
37:03 <ANDY> got stolen :(
37:04 <sandraa> this guy i was friends with for ages wanted 2 buy me a car and im like fuck noooo
37:11 <Count`Shagula> This is why my ego is so large
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37:27 <bee_hornet> plays with penis
37:41 <sandraa> 1 2 3 4 uno do tre i know u want me u know i want cha u know u want me u know i want cha
37:53 <ANDY> hotel room is better song sandra
38:04 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> whats that matta you eh
38:09 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> gotta no respect
38:14 <ANDY> u just reminded me sandra need to burn cd
38:15 <sandraa> yeah ANDY i know
38:15 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> why you looka so sad
38:17 <sandraa> but meh
38:17 <sandraa> :P
38:25 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> sandraa ah shutuppa your face
38:43 <sandraa> lol
38:47 <sandraa> thats not possible
38:48 <sandraa> u fuck
38:57 <sandraa> thats the stupidest line ever made
39:02 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> its a song
39:09 <sandraa> thats even more sad
39:25 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFacWGBJ_cs
39:27 <midori> "
39:31 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> its sad you dont know it
39:36 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> anti aussie bitcj
39:39 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> bish
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39:54 <bee_hornet> it is best to take them with food
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40:07 <sandraa> lol
40:08 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> SHADDAPA YOUR FACE
40:19 <sandraa> Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister please change ur nick
40:20 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
40:21 <sandraa> for fuck sake
40:26 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> no
40:31 <sandraa> fine
40:32 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> do you know what it means?
40:33 <sandraa> dont
40:36 <sandraa> DONT
40:36 <ANDY> cause it in bold i clcik the melb website
40:53 <ANDY> and it tsakes 10 yearfs to load
40:57 <sandraa> lol
40:58 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> sif sandraa knows german
40:58 <bee_hornet> i want a pussy on my face right now
41:14 <sandraa> lol
41:21 <sandraa> pshh sif i would wanna know german
41:30 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> cause german men are hot
41:37 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> and your superior
41:42 <bee_hornet> i feel hot
41:55 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> its nice being part of the master race
41:56 <sandraa> nahh i do know german
41:57 <sandraa> :)
42:02 * Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister looks down on untermensch
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42:14 <kibblz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdbYsoEasio
42:16 <midori> "
42:31 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> im going to bed to cuddle wif mah kitteh
42:36 <Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister> night juden
42:55 <Count`Shagula> People who can bench 275 dont cuddle kitties
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43:04 <sandraa> Haben Sie einen netten Tag
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43:26 <sandraa> Siehe, dass ich klug bin
44:16 <sandraa> Verstehen Sie?
44:48 <arlph> ich bin geil
45:13 <bee_hornet> http://www.steadyhealth.com/Teen_Son__13__caught_masturbating_by_mom_t155385.html
45:20 <sandraa> Ich bin hei�
45:32 <arlph> that doesn't even make sense
45:34 <arlph> stupid face
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45:58 <arlph> dummkopf
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46:17 <sandraa> lol
46:19 <sandraa> haha
46:24 <sandraa> he so would tap that
46:25 <sandraa> :)
46:25 <bee_hornet> i wanna move out of parents
46:52 <Count`Shagula> You live with your parents?
47:26 <sandraa> of course
47:28 <bee_hornet> no they lives with me
47:35 <Count`Shagula> Well i spose
47:36 <sandraa> lol
47:36 <sandraa> haha
47:50 <Count`Shagula> I moved out yet my mum shows up all the time at my place to yell about me for various things
47:55 <kibblz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwHWbsvgQUE&feature=player_embedded
47:57 <midori> "
48:06 <sandraa> let me lick you up and down till u stop
48:22 <bee_hornet> my mother is the reason why am not there
48:26 <arlph> i have come to the conclusion that bioware make awesome games
48:49 <Count`Shagula> Mass Effect 2?
49:04 <arlph> deus ex, mass effect 1 and 2, dragon age
49:23 <Count`Shagula> Kotor was the best
49:37 <arlph> ..haven't played kotor because star wars games are stupid
49:43 <arlph> unless they're simulators
49:46 <arlph> then they're cool
50:01 <Count`Shagula> This ones got nothin to do with the movies or anything
50:36 <Count`Shagula> Me friend lept pissing me off for like 2 years going, you played it yet, you played it yet
50:44 <Count`Shagula> So i finally tried it and was like... oh wow
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50:56 <Count`Shagula> But then afterwards my ass hurt so bad
51:15 <bee_hornet> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7Xvdz2xHlw
51:17 <midori> "
51:45 <sandraa> midori blow me yeah
51:48 <arlph> that's exactly what happened to me with mass effect
51:52 <kibblz> sandra you know you chat alot?
51:58 <sandraa> no
51:58 <arlph> i played it when it came out and i was like 'this looks shit because third person games blow'
51:59 <sandraa> i dont '
52:01 <sandraa> sif
52:09 <arlph> then she made me play it by offering her sweet supple body to me
52:17 <sandraa> kibblz i have alot to say lmao
52:20 <Count`Shagula> Mass dont got nothin on kotor :P
52:22 <arlph> so after three months, i did
54:18 <FrenchConnection> i got ice cream
54:31 <sandraa> wells im off
54:32 <sandraa> is late
54:33 <sandraa> lol
54:34 <sandraa> :)
54:38 <sandraa> goodnite ppl
54:41 <kibblz> finally
54:45 <FrenchConnection> i got ice cream
54:46 <sandraa> kibblz dont miss me 2 much
54:52 <sandraa> u fuck
54:52 <sandraa> lol
54:58 <kibblz> maybe4u
55:00 <kibblz> tata
55:01 <sandraa> lol
55:02 <sandraa> :)
55:07 <FrenchConnection> i got ice cream
55:10 <sandraa> ciaoos
55:14 <sandraa> FrenchConnection congrats
55:15 <sandraa> :)
55:15 <bee_hornet> hard on
55:16 <sandraa> nite
55:17 <FrenchConnection> i got ice cream!!!!!!!!!
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55:21 <FrenchConnection> i got ice cream!!!!!!!!!
55:22 <FrenchConnection> i got ice cream!!!!!!!!!
55:43 <neil> fuck off
55:55 <neil> eat your dad's dick for ice cream
55:57 <bee_hornet> shove them down your piehole
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56:08 <neil> you fucking worthless cunt
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56:15 <FrenchConnection> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXQTzJgU6qc
56:17 <midori> "
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02:25 <Count`Shagula> Love waking up at 4am to find we have no food in the house
02:39 <bee_hornet> use the can foods
03:03 <tetrasalicylide> Heheh.
03:07 <bee_hornet> coles are open 24/7 in some areas
03:12 <Count`Shagula> Mmm by food i mean doritos/coke
03:20 <Count`Shagula> Yeah there arent any aaround here
03:23 <tetrasalicylide> That reminds me... I have pineapple and cream waiting for me downstairs.
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04:10 <FrenchConnection> you got any mi goreng left
04:35 <Count`Shagula> Got maggi oriental 2 minute noodles
04:53 <Count`Shagula> Driving to maccas is less effort tho *Sigh*
06:16 <bee_hornet> i'd stock up country pies from next time for sure
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06:35 <Count`Shagula> lol
06:44 <FrenchConnection> servo pies
06:45 <FrenchConnection> hmm
06:47 <Count`Shagula> My missus is preggers so she fucking eats everything
06:58 <bee_hornet> good on her
07:17 <FrenchConnection> i had chinese food, KFC and ice cream
07:19 <bee_hornet> shes carrying your boy
07:19 <Scramble> eurr, i'd rather eat faeces than maggi noodles
07:30 <FrenchConnection> might be some chinese left
07:33 <FrenchConnection> in fridge
07:42 <FrenchConnection> :(
07:54 <ANDY> ah fuk io gpot work in an hout asnf half
07:57 <Count`Shagula> Yeah i have to deal with no food for a few more months... And then dirty diapers and no sleep for the next several... Yay
08:06 <tetrasalicylide> I've also got ham and cheese toasties waiting to be made too.
08:14 <Count`Shagula> lol Scramble
08:22 <bee_hornet> i have bought 4 medium bunches of broccolies for 1 dollar
08:44 <tetrasalicylide> AAAAND I need another cup of coffee.
08:48 <FrenchConnection> i think i have worms
08:49 <tetrasalicylide> That does it.
08:50 <bee_hornet> sardiens 3 dollar a kilo
08:51 <FrenchConnection> very hungry indeed
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10:20 <Count`Shagula> Yes very hungry now... even with the talk of worms :S
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10:49 <FrenchConnection> .'
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11:51 <bee_hornet> goat's cheese
12:51 <arlph> what the hell
13:07 <arlph> the alien sex scenes is mass effect are just bizarre
13:15 <arlph> s/is/in/;
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16:38 <Count`Shagula> lol
16:57 <Count`Shagula> They dont have any sex? That kind of bizarre or?
18:08 <arlph> no, it's like lesbian alien smurf sex
18:22 <Count`Shagula> haha
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19:12 <amsy> lol
19:14 <tetrasalicylide> Mmmmm, pineapple and cream.
20:08 <Scramble> you're one of those dudes who play as a female in rpg's eh
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21:14 <amsy> ahahahahahaha
22:02 <arlph> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eZHjDDcgjI
22:03 <arlph> lols
22:03 <midori> "
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23:17 <amsy> the guy looks like a faggot
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25:10 <amsy> haha what the hell
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46:26 <arlph> hambeasts
53:12 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmmmmm.
53:13 <tetrasalicylide> Mad.
53:14 <tetrasalicylide> mad.
53:37 <Count`Shagula> McDonalds should serve their normal menu 24/7
53:38 <FrenchConnection> dddddddddddddddddddddd
53:43 <Count`Shagula> Breakfast can go fuck itself
54:03 <FrenchConnection> they can go fuck their self alltogether :)
54:14 <FrenchConnection> i used to work there i know its shit
54:27 <Count`Shagula> Yeah but they are the only 24 hours food place
54:42 <FrenchConnection> yeah thats why you go buy food
54:43 <FrenchConnection> lol
54:54 <Count`Shagula> Theres no 24hours supermarkets here
55:02 <Count`Shagula> Plus im incredibly lazy
56:05 <FrenchConnection> hungry jacks is better
56:45 <FrenchConnection> all shit though
56:45 <FrenchConnection> fast food
57:09 <arlph> i'd only eat subway
57:10 <arlph> if anything
57:47 <Count`Shagula> Subway with their shitty canned veggies eugh
03:02 <FrenchConnection> subway is pretty shit
03:21 <FrenchConnection> u know they spit on the food
03:23 <FrenchConnection> its so obvious
03:27 <Count`Shagula> lol
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04:07 <Count`Shagula> Anyone in the market for some good cheap speakers?
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04:15 <Incorruptible> Um, no thank you.
04:19 <FrenchConnection> no
04:22 <Incorruptible> And good morning :)
04:30 <Count`Shagula> Im not selling... Jbhifi just has some good deals atm
04:31 <FrenchConnection> try ebay
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04:53 <FrenchConnection> jb hifi is cheapo crap
05:14 <Incorruptible> Ah JB Hi-Fi is great when you can talk them down prices.
05:31 <Count`Shagula> Nah these speakers are actually pretty nice
05:32 <Incorruptible> How come you lads are awake? I had to drop someone to the airport and am struggling to go back to sleep...
05:33 <FrenchConnection> for what? dvds and games
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05:56 <Count`Shagula> My gf was rolling about in bed and shit and woke me up
05:59 <FrenchConnection> i use headphones
06:00 <Count`Shagula> I've been up since 4
06:14 <Incorruptible> You can talk them down for car stereos, sound systems, TV's, whitegoods, etc.
06:35 <Count`Shagula> Yeah thats always good
07:16 <Incorruptible> I bought a 143 cm TV, massive fridge and a pretty large washing machine for about 3 grand, four years ago.
07:21 <Count`Shagula> I got these sherwood speaker towers, normal price in my local store was 495 (Ive been told some other stores are closer to 400). The sale price was 195 but they gave em to me for 180 with speaker wire
07:25 <Incorruptible> Even today I think that's a pretty decent deal.
07:32 <Incorruptible> Not that I watch a lot of TV :/
07:42 <Count`Shagula> Is 143 = 50inch?
08:19 <Incorruptible> Hmm, sounds about right
08:20 <Incorruptible> or close to it
08:41 <Incorruptible> Three centimetres is roughly an inch so hey, yeah, why not.
08:43 <FrenchConnection> im gonna rob a jb hifi
08:51 <Count`Shagula> hehe
09:13 <Incorruptible> I got offered a Sales Job there back in the day but it was purely commission.
09:48 <FrenchConnection> commission at jb hifi wtf
10:07 <Count`Shagula> My friend works in car audio there, he has to meet a quota to get a certain pay level and gets commission
10:11 <Incorruptible> Aye, basically making a percentage on whatever you sell.
10:27 <Incorruptible> Oh. Nah it was different a while back for the one I applied for.
10:35 <FrenchConnection> yeah i know what commission is
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10:57 <FrenchConnection> i thought people just chose what they want their
11:00 <FrenchConnection> took it to counter
11:09 <Count`Shagula> lol sif
11:15 <FrenchConnection> err/
11:16 <Count`Shagula> You can get a discount on anything there
11:27 <Count`Shagula> Just find a staf person and go, whats your best price
11:43 <FrenchConnection> i doubt they would lift a price in any of those stores
11:53 <Count`Shagula> On just about anything they will take money off. Even on specials
12:00 <FrenchConnection> and anything electrical these days just breaks within a year
12:04 <FrenchConnection> its cheap chinese crap
12:22 <BlackVelvet^> good to see this channel's alive and well at 6am
12:23 <Count`Shagula> I got some jamo speakers i've had for 5 years now
12:31 <Count`Shagula> Still work well
12:37 <FrenchConnection> yeah man 5 years ago maybe
12:40 <FrenchConnection> but these days
12:46 <FrenchConnection> its all cheaply made stuff from china etc..
14:28 <Count`Shagula> That is todays world
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14:43 <Count`Shagula> Hopefully america keeps pissing off china about their internet censorship
14:52 <Count`Shagula> And then they get nasty towards us when ours comes in
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17:19 <Count`Shagula> http://www.sherwood-av.com.au/SpeakerSystems/FSX6219PremiumGlossSpeakers/tabid/133/Default.aspx
17:41 <Count`Shagula> Jbhifi selling those on special $195... but i got mine for 180 with wires
17:49 <Count`Shagula> Im going to go get another pair today
18:28 <Incorruptible> Those look alright
18:34 <Incorruptible> Are sherwood decent?
18:44 <Count`Shagula> I wasnt sure at first
18:59 <Count`Shagula> I was just going to buy em and pull them apart and put my recently extracted car speakers in them
19:10 <Count`Shagula> I thought hey, thats a cheap tower i can mess with
19:15 <Count`Shagula> But they are actually freakin good
19:21 <Count`Shagula> Too nice for me to ruin
20:53 <Count`Shagula> If i had of demo'd them and was in the market for them i would probably have paid the full 500 for them
21:16 <Count`Shagula> But at less than 200... they are the best deal i've ever seen lol
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22:56 <Incorruptible> Heh, might look into buying some for my Youth Group.
23:02 <Incorruptible> Is that deal around for a bit?
23:30 <Count`Shagula> It says in the catalogue till mon the 8th of feb
23:52 <Count`Shagula> Just letting you know you need an amp to drive them
24:05 <Incorruptible> Yeah we've got stacks of amps sitting around the joint :D
24:07 <Count`Shagula> http://www.jbhifi.com.au/jb-hi-fi-home-audio/
24:39 <Count`Shagula> Ahh nice :)
25:16 <Incorruptible> I'd love to buy about five sets.
25:30 <Incorruptible> Stack them in a line on each side of a large hall..
25:52 <Count`Shagula> ;)
25:58 <Count`Shagula> I have em hooked up to my pc atm
26:12 <Count`Shagula> Depending on how the missus feels i m9ght try and get 2 more sets
26:18 <Incorruptible> Ahaha, fair enough.
26:20 <Count`Shagula> That price is just insane
27:03 <Incorruptible> Ahahaha, sounds like you work for JB.
27:32 <Count`Shagula> Aha i wish :P
27:43 <Count`Shagula> Staff discount mmmmm :)
28:42 <Count`Shagula> Normally i only buy jamo speakers which jb doesnt sell :)
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40:32 <Scramble> no
41:14 <Scramble> http://i46.tinypic.com/103xtet.jpg
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45:15 <Count`Shagula> lol
46:38 <Scramble> I took it yesterday
46:58 <Count`Shagula> lol, thats pretty awesome
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59:45 <Incorruptible> Great photo.
59:58 <Incorruptible> I pass that station a fair bit when I'm on transport for my course.
00:50 <Scramble> I guess it was done in the last month, cause I haven't caught the train for about that time
01:17 <Incorruptible> I normally catch the GW line.
01:33 <Incorruptible> But I've heard there's been a few days here and there where it's gone down...
01:42 <Incorruptible> With this new Melbourne Metro Trains thing.
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02:21 <Scramble> it was one day because of the heat
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09:22 <arlph> rpg overload
09:35 <Scramble> so apparently mass effect 2 is out
09:49 <arlph> not yet
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10:07 <Scramble> someone on /b/ has it
10:52 <arlph> ah, well that's all the credibility i need!
12:15 <arlph> all these new games still run 60fps+ on my 4-year-old computer. i hate how no engines are upgraded simply because the current gen consoles aren't going to move
13:04 <Scramble> what are you talking about?
14:02 <Scramble> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMGitZnBYDE
14:03 <midori> "
14:32 <Count`Shagula> Yeah the torrent was released yesterday at around 6-7am
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14:56 <arlph> i'm saying hardware isn't an issue anymore because everything is built around console architecture
15:24 <Count`Shagula> That is also the reason some games run like shite
16:06 <Scramble> what resolution are you running these games at?
16:55 <Count`Shagula> Me or?
17:01 <Scramble> arlph
17:06 <arlph> 1680x1050
17:47 <arlph> go pee on your granddad
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21:16 <Scramble> Dr Pepper time
22:14 <arlph> PROBLEM OFFICER
25:53 <Count`Shagula> arlph: Get stalker clear sky and see if you can play that at 60fps
27:36 <Scramble> with AA at over9000x
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27:58 <arlph> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxZlYALrNUk
27:59 <arlph> wat
28:00 <midori> "
29:58 <Count`Shagula> http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr349/Shagula69/IMG_1130.jpg
29:59 <Scramble> that is pretty incredible
30:04 <Count`Shagula> That is my frog
30:06 <Count`Shagula> I got her from coles
30:26 <arlph> i think a universe was created somewhere from that video
30:40 <arlph> and heisenberg died
30:46 <Count`Shagula> lol
36:24 <Count`Shagula> http://i.imgur.com/sXJUC.jpg
36:33 <Count`Shagula> Proof Mass Effect torrent is out
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38:40 <Scramble> chrome huh
39:10 <Count`Shagula> Its not my screenshot, its a friends
39:24 <Count`Shagula> I dont have a bitgamer account as im not a hardcore pirate
40:24 <Scramble> What's the point in paying for piracy?
40:40 <Scramble> ut's a but sully
40:41 <Count`Shagula> Ahhh you dont have to pay
40:51 <Count`Shagula> Aslong as you upload enough its free
41:09 <Count`Shagula> Its to stop the people who just leach and dont upload
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59:09 <Count`Shagula> Wont be having a barbecue so i guess im not australian
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41:43 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill be having baked beans australia day
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42:13 <indausmale> any sydney siders here?
43:14 <bourbonz0r> no there in sydney..
43:28 <WiLd_TuRkeY> try #sydney
43:31 <indausmale> none there too
43:40 <indausmale> all sleeping i guess
43:42 <indausmale> :)
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31:37 <Pieter> good morning
31:50 <Scramble> morgen
31:51 <Pieter> fuck gotta pee really bad
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33:19 * WebbY waves
33:54 <Scramble> are you drowning?
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07:07 <River> quiet in here today
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10:13 <Pieter> man im sexy
10:28 <River> I doubt that
10:30 <River> but anyway
10:34 <River> good mornign to you too
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10:58 <Pieter> brb
11:41 <River> okies
13:21 <Scramble> heh
13:39 <Scramble> it's starting to get warm again, fuuuu
13:45 <River> scrambler how are you
13:54 <Pieter> fucking bellatrix was boring :/
13:59 <Pieter> i came within seconds n blah
14:19 <River> Pieter if you were the one cumming in seconds
14:23 <River> then you were boring
14:24 <Scramble> yeah, not too shabby
14:26 <Scramble> yourself?
14:28 <Pieter> yeh but still
14:34 <River> Scramble: yeah not bad not bad
14:35 <Pieter> i had to deal with her afterwards
14:38 <Pieter> i just wanted to sleep :/
14:52 <River> Pieter: You need some stamina mate, need to make the lady cum too
14:57 <Pieter> naa
14:58 <Scramble> just decided to tuck into the whiskey, haven't been to sleep since work :P
15:04 <Pieter> im only out for my own satisfaction
15:05 <Pieter> fuck the women
15:06 <Pieter> :/
15:26 <River> Then all women will be boring to you
15:32 <River> you want excitement
15:39 <River> you have to be in it for her too
15:58 <River> Bellatrix has never been boring as far as I am concerned
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16:34 <Pieter> i cant believe how much my mum spends on fragrances for me
16:38 <Pieter> i must smell bad :P
16:48 <River> Pieter maybe you need a shower
16:53 <Pieter> maybe
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19:51 <River> Its amazing how some soap and water can freshen you up Pieter
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23:43 <River> hi cuteey
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26:42 <River> morning hendo09
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26:58 <Scramble> I might play dj hero
27:08 <River> sounds like a plan scrambler
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29:42 <Scramble> http://www.youtube.com/user/dayjoborchestra#p/u/31/NS-h63iU1io
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29:57 <Scramble> wtf paul_banks is permabanned?
29:59 <Scramble> wtf for?
30:44 <Pieter> who knows :/
32:15 <River> assumming paul_banks was being a troll
32:50 <Scramble> i don't think he's a troll
32:51 <Pieter> Scramble: do you find that game fun?
32:53 <Scramble> he's just a nutter
32:55 <Pieter> or does it bore you after 10 min?
33:00 <River> he is a she
33:01 <Scramble> fuck, this channel is full of em
33:05 <Scramble> ahh austnet
33:10 <Scramble> that's just a rumor
33:11 <River> Paul_banks is female
33:16 <River> nah its true enough
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33:47 <River> morning Serebii
34:00 <Serebii> oh, hello
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34:28 <River> well dont sound so excited to be here lol
35:02 <Serebii> oh dont worry im not. i hate irc
35:15 <River> then why come here?
35:48 <Serebii> i leave it running in the background. its something to do while on the laptop
36:11 <River> hmm, personally I wouldnt even bother connecting to IRC if I hated it that much
36:18 <River> just wouldnt even have a client installed
36:24 <Scramble> I'm pissed off that i'm hooked
36:39 <Serebii> i used to like it hrmm
36:39 <River> Scramble its a hard habit to kill
36:40 <Scramble> considering 90% off people in here are bitter misanthropes
36:46 <Serebii> back in 2007 when i was on more often
36:53 <Serebii> now days i dont like it that much
36:56 <Scramble> I used to have ops in here in 99
36:58 <Scramble> OG!
37:11 <Serebii> Scramble, want a medal?
37:14 <River> I use to op in a diff channel about 98/99
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37:48 <Scramble> sorry, did I offend?
37:57 <River> Scramble I dont think so
38:09 <Scramble> it's hard to convey tone
38:13 <River> it is
38:22 <River> thats a bad thing abouttext based chat
38:31 <Serebii> Scramble, nah, dont mind me
39:52 <River> well I am off
40:08 <River> got real life things to do, like mopping the floors
40:12 <River> see you all laters
40:25 <Pieter> fuck this jonas brothers show on 7 :/
40:27 <Serebii> River, ive already done my morning shopping
40:50 <Pieter> i didnt realise the fucks were so young
40:50 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
40:50 <Scramble> Pieter: why are you always watching channel 7 and complaining about it?
40:57 <Scramble> everyone knows it's shallow commercial scum
41:00 <River> Srebii you lucky thing I have that to do yet too, but floors first, then they can dry while I am shopping
41:05 <River> adio
41:19 <Serebii> Scramble, why are you surprised when people give you a little hostility?
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42:07 <Serebii> being an OG you should know people come here to get into pointless arguments and troll as much as possible
42:08 <Scramble> lol I'm not. I just wasn't trying to come across as a pompous twat is all
42:14 <Serebii> people like picard
42:22 <Serebii> and sometimes me
42:35 <Scramble> I have a warped view of the folks who go into IRC
42:54 <Scramble> something like nerdy comrades and it's all rainbows and sunshine and shit
43:57 <Serebii> melbourne is a nicer place
44:03 <Serebii> the other channels not so much
44:27 <Scramble> there's other channels now?
44:29 <Scramble> :P
44:34 <Serebii> uhh, yeah?
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45:10 <Pieter> fucking cat
45:16 <Pieter> trying to scratch the shit out of my speakers:(
45:22 <Pieter> I need to grow a tree in here
45:24 <Scramble> ethis is like the not quite crumbled ruins of a planet destroyed by nukes. the other are just shanty towns that have popped up from the survivors :P
45:56 <Serebii> Scramble, intering way to put it
46:28 <Scramble> I've been playing fallout 3 recently
46:40 <Pieter> run for the kids
46:45 <Pieter> i might do it this year
46:49 <Pieter> but ill walk it instead
47:19 <Serebii> Scramble, my knowledge of video games is limited
47:43 <Scramble> post apocalyptic game
47:44 <Pieter> i know
47:48 <Pieter> ill run the other way instead!
47:49 <Scramble> so lots of desert and mutants :P
47:54 <Scramble> shanty towns etc
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49:39 <Serebii> Scramble, there have been a lot of those types of movies too
49:47 <Scramble> yeah
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49:53 <Scramble> picture mad max and you've got it
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51:10 <Serebii> never seen it
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56:48 <Pieter> fuck
56:53 <Pieter> i think im still tired:(
57:03 <stamina> more sleep?
57:06 <Pieter> i gotta get atleast another 20hrs sleep
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59:43 <stamina> why so much sleep?
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01:39 <Scramble> this dvd is good
01:45 <mikey> what is it?
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01:56 <Scramble> dave chappelle's block party
02:06 <mikey> never heard of it
02:10 <Scramble> very well put together
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04:38 <Scramble> and dave's fkn funny
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10:50 <Mayhem> skeet skeet skeet!
11:13 <Scramble> lolol
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25:35 <Pieter> hmm
25:44 <Pieter> watching 2012 with grilled cheese yum
25:49 <Pieter> yumm yummm cum in the bum
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27:00 <LeMz> oi
27:03 <LeMz> why are you punching me
27:07 <unique> Cos i can.
27:09 <LeMz> big meany
27:13 <LeMz> well little meany
27:24 <unique> You're the meany. You should have come home and looked after me.
27:32 <LeMz> Lol but i am home...
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28:39 <LeMz> sifnt reply to me last night too you snob
30:00 <LeMz> Feeling any better?
30:41 <unique> I was asleep and looks like i did reply..
30:46 <LeMz> hah
30:52 <LeMz> you replied to the first one saying K
30:59 <unique> Apparently i can type 'k' in my sleep.
31:00 <unique> Go me!
31:04 <LeMz> hahah
32:43 <LeMz> Fool
32:51 <unique> :)
33:00 <unique> Whose number anyway?
33:07 <LeMz> my iphone number lol
33:11 <unique> Ah k
34:05 <unique> So i should probably save it
34:18 <LeMz> yer maybe, im slowly moving over to that phone lol
34:31 * Fury calls LeMz
34:49 <LeMz> O_o
34:52 <LeMz> Rightio
34:56 <LeMz> Nice one.
34:59 <Fury> thx.
35:02 <unique> Lol
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37:34 <Pieter> hey kelly osbourne
37:49 <LeMz> Hrm, what to do today
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38:01 <cartmann> maybe ur retarded
38:42 <Mayhem> u dont need to point it out! :<
38:46 * Mayhem runs off crying
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41:45 Nick: NikAway is now known as Nikky`
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44:01 <Nikky`> Moorning
44:10 <CreepingDeath> Moaning.
44:20 <Carts> morning
44:42 <Nikky`> No, just morning
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47:15 <Pieter> the earths crust is destablizing!
47:18 Nick: CreepingDeath is now known as Hayds
47:26 <Pieter> We're all gonna dieeeeeee
47:53 <Mayhem> yaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy :D
48:05 <Mayhem> i like dieing
48:06 <Mayhem> :>
48:35 <Nikky`> Will have an awesome nap by dying, so hey why not
49:16 <Pieter> i died in my dream last night :(
49:20 <Pieter> well
49:23 <Pieter> it stopped before i did
49:29 <Pieter> but i bet i did if it continued
49:37 <Pieter> or maybe it means nothing can kill me
49:44 <Mayhem> find out
49:50 <Mayhem> give it a go
49:53 <Pieter> ok
50:00 * Pieter gets his gun and puts it to his head
50:14 <Hayds> i broke into subway and stle money and i worked there so i got caught
50:23 <Hayds> i dont remember dreams normally
50:25 <Pieter> haha
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50:28 <Pieter> dumb ass
50:28 <Pieter> oh
50:31 <Pieter> it was a dream
50:31 <Hayds> man i could go some subway
50:35 <Pieter> man
50:38 <Hayds> or maccas
50:38 <Pieter> thats such an innocent dream
50:41 <Hayds> or pussy.
50:44 <Pieter> all my dreams involve killing :(
50:48 <Pieter> its quite sad actually
51:13 <Pieter> i spose ya never get used to death no matter how much it is around you
51:32 <Nikky`> I have some bad dreams, very vivid, the sex ones are the best lol
51:40 <Pieter> ofcourse they are the best ones
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51:50 <Pieter> stupid thing is i always try to find the girl that was in the dream
51:53 <Pieter> cos i havent met em yet
52:00 <Pieter> they are always blondes for some reason
52:05 <Pieter> im not a guy whos into blondes :/
52:22 <Pieter> maybe its fate trying to tell me something
52:28 <Pieter> i always feel younger in my dreams also
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52:51 <Nikky`> haha so do I
52:56 <Pieter> jerk gently
53:00 <Nikky`> Guess coz i'm old and don't want to be :/
53:06 <Pieter> yeh same :/
55:36 <Nikky`> That killed the convo
55:48 <Pieter> didnt know there was one going
55:53 <dirk`jently> lol
55:59 <Nikky`> Well, was more you as normal
56:01 <Nikky`> but still
56:07 <Scramble> how's the holistic detective agency going?
56:13 <Pieter> :(
56:23 <dirk`jently> not well i'm afraid
56:30 <Scramble> oh bother
56:30 <Pieter> you can be so mean sometimes:(
56:39 <Nikky`> Me?
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56:53 <Pieter> yes:(
56:56 <dirk`jently> turns out the cat wasn't lost but had run away cos granny wanted a new fur coat
57:01 <Nikky`> I know, it's a gift :P
57:17 <Scramble> hmm
57:35 <Scramble> you can't trust the elderly can you
58:01 <dirk`jently> nope
58:07 <Pieter> the elderly robbed me :(
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04:13 <Scramble> http://i46.tinypic.com/103xtet.jpg
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04:57 <Fury> tux ftw.
05:09 <Scramble> lol
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06:08 <Hayds> Nikky`
06:15 <Nikky`> Hayds
06:22 <Hayds> Nikky`
06:45 <Nikky`> Hayds
06:53 <Hayds> Can I sing for you?
07:03 <Hayds> n no
07:05 <Hayds> no no
07:10 <Hayds> Can I sing to you
07:18 <Fury> you may.
07:55 <Nikky`> lol
08:02 <Nikky`> Sure, sing away
08:04 <Fury> i am so dazed and confused
08:22 <Hayds> I love you, you love me
08:27 <Hayds> Barney gave me HIV
08:37 <stamina> lmao
08:38 <stamina> wat?
08:42 <Hayds> so we cant fuck, but kissing is allowed
08:43 <stamina> who's barney
08:53 <Hayds> aslong as we dont have any open cuts on our lips
08:58 <Hayds> do a de a dayyyyyy
09:16 <Hayds> Im not sure what beat to sing the second few lines to
09:27 <Hayds> but Im sure you can make it sound good in your imagination
09:32 <stamina> maybe ur thinking of do rey me ?
09:36 <Nikky`> Yes, i'm sure
09:52 <Hayds> Im original,
09:58 <Hayds> so do rey me can piss off.
10:43 <Hayds> nik nak paddy wak i wanna give nikky the bone!
10:55 <stamina> this old tart came rolling home
10:57 <Nikky`> charming
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11:09 <Hayds> Shes not an old tart. You are banished.
11:14 <stamina> im kidding
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11:27 <Hayds> Im crying
11:35 <stamina> dont cry
11:47 <Hayds> stop it mum
12:10 <Nikky`> Hmmm
12:33 <Nikky`> C'mon Sam
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17:53 <Nikky`> Grr wish this dryer would hurry up
18:09 <Hayds> Why, are you wet?
18:14 <Hayds> ....
18:27 <Nikky`> No, but some clothes are?
18:45 <Hayds> musta been the dots.
18:50 <Nikky`> lol
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20:29 <sandraa> hey ppl
20:31 <bron> hi
20:38 <sandraa> hi :)
20:39 <bron> i must say sandraa we have good timing
20:44 <sandraa> we do
20:46 <bron> we both just joined together
20:52 <sandraa> lol
21:10 <sandraa> its coz were cool
21:29 <sandraa> soo whats new
21:50 * Fury scratches backside
21:59 <bron> theres a pervert at work
22:01 * sandraa watches
22:04 Quit: CaptJackSparrow ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
22:06 <bron> with a mrs and a kid
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22:17 <sandraa> lol bron do u lick ur lips at him
22:18 <bron> and ive been real scared of him adding me to faceboo
22:19 <bron> k
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22:29 <bron> cos i dont want the awkwardness of rejecting the invitation
22:32 <bron> but i dont want him on my facebook
22:39 <bron> anyway turns out hes already on my fucking facebook from cs
22:40 <bron> oh god
22:44 <sandraa> lol
22:45 <sandraa> haha
22:51 <bron> what a coincidence
22:56 <bron> he just msgd me today on facebook like
22:59 <bron> HAHAHAHA ITS U
23:02 <bron> omfg.
23:35 <dirk`jently> lol
23:55 <dirk`jently> facebook is evil
24:30 <sandraa> facebook is gay
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25:38 <dirk`jently> some lending companies use fce book to see who your friends with, if you have lots of friends with good credit ratings then they are more likly to aproove a loan for you
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27:19 <bron> my facebook name isn't my real name
27:23 <bron> so good luck t em
27:24 <bron> to em
27:36 <bron> but this is really bad
27:38 <bron> the guy
27:41 <bron> is the bosses son
27:46 <bron> sorry, the OWNERS son
28:36 <bron> and i wrote all this crap about my old job all over my facebook
28:47 <bron> like how fucked they are and how much i hate them and all this shit
28:56 <bron> n he saw it all he used to comment on it
28:58 <bron> lol
29:16 <dirk`jently> lol
30:10 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_do_cats_drag_dead_birds_inside_the_house
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34:22 <Scramble> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir3aqD5w4qs
34:24 <midori> "
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34:51 * sandraa makes sweet love to midori
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35:50 <sandraa> screw u mikey
35:56 <sandraa> midori********
35:59 <mikey> sorry?
36:04 <sandraa> sorry mikey
36:06 <sandraa> not you
36:08 <sandraa> tab
36:14 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@1.3.3.7
36:14 Kick: midori was kicked by ChanOP ((mikey) play elsewhere)
36:18 <mikey> damn tab
36:33 <sandraa> yeah
36:37 <WebbY> YEAH SCREW U MIKEY
36:45 <mikey> now?
36:47 <mikey> ;)
36:48 <WebbY> pls
36:52 <mikey> kgo
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37:02 * WebbY screws mikey
37:09 <mikey> *enjoy*
37:20 <WebbY> dont get too excited there
37:35 <mikey> but you are just so good at it!
37:50 <WebbY> natural gift
38:01 <mikey> :P
38:06 <WebbY> :P
38:24 * Nikky` *blinks*
38:26 <WebbY> is spamming still against the rules?
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39:51 <Scramble> probably
39:56 <Scramble> everything is against the rules
40:00 <Scramble> it's like the bible in here
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40:54 <sandraa> lmao true Scramble
40:55 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
41:34 Join: Melanie ([email protected]) to #melbourne
42:44 <sandraa> quiet much
42:44 Join: Just_Me ([email protected]) to #melbourne
42:57 <Just_Me> hi EVERYONE!!!
43:00 <Nikky`> sssh sandraa
43:13 <Nikky`> Hey Just_Me
43:16 <sandraa> Nikky` i cant help myself
43:41 <Nikky`> Well you need to contain it more sandraa
43:45 <Just_Me> what's happening?
43:46 <Nikky`> For the good of the channel
43:46 <alch3my> it
43:53 <sandraa> lol
43:55 <Scramble> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/34969864#34969864
44:09 <mikey> WebbY. yes, it is :D
45:33 <Nikky`> Gooooo Sam
45:57 <Hayds> straight sets.
46:01 Quit: cartmann ([email protected]) EOF from client
46:04 <Nikky`> Yeah, awesome win
46:11 <Hayds> Kinda like you.
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46:27 <Nikky`> exactly
47:12 Nick: SeZz is now known as Sarah
48:25 Part: {G}iZmO ([email protected]) from #melbourne
49:05 <Just_Me> what did i miss?
49:18 <Nikky`> Nothing overly exciting
49:30 <Just_Me> that's pretty typical with here
49:41 <Scramble> what's that?
49:42 <Nikky`> Yes, so seems silly to ask eh?
52:13 <bron> http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs197.snc3/20463_1319320056353_1031326682_992070_7518249_n.jpg
52:14 <bron> fucking
52:14 <bron> gay
52:45 <Scramble> wtf
52:51 <Scramble> how does that happen to a phone?
52:54 Quit: alch3my ([email protected]) Operation timed out
53:03 <Just_Me> haha ppl play footy with it?
53:08 Nick: L[A]RRYEMDUR is now known as LARRYEMDUR
53:10 <Just_Me> or keep hands off?
53:18 <WiLd_TuRkeY> www.hopeforhaitinow.org
53:20 <Scramble> well fuck them, they don't need one
53:31 <bron> it's a glass screen
53:32 <bron> that's how
53:32 <Scramble> i'll have it and they can have an unbreakable nokia
53:35 <Scramble> pff
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53:46 <Scramble> it's an expensive piece of equipment
54:45 Quit: Carts ([email protected]) Quit:
54:53 <sandraa> i want the nokia n97 i think it is
54:55 * Just_Me has never broken a phone, or lost one, or had one stolen
55:17 <Scramble> My ipod touch got stolen out of my car :(
55:21 <Scramble> fuckers
55:26 <mikey> i want an iphone
55:34 <bron> lol
55:40 <Nikky`> Same Just_Me
55:40 <bron> luckily mine still works
55:42 <bron> it's just the glass
55:43 <bron> not the lcd
55:55 <Nikky`> You can get the glass replaced
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56:05 <Scramble> as far as a 'portable computer' goes iphones are pretty shit
56:10 Join: PanfriedSeaScallops ([email protected]) to #melbourne
56:15 <Scramble> they lack a lot of functions that basic phones have
56:17 Quit: Ms-Brunette ([email protected]) EOF from client
56:22 <Scramble> and they can't multi-task
56:26 Nick: Cap`nTrip is now known as alch3my
56:27 <Just_Me> was that actually urs bron?
56:39 Quit: Hayds ([email protected]) Quit:
56:56 <dirk`jently> i refuse to buy anythign apple related
57:04 <bron> that is mine
57:06 <bron> that happened last night
57:07 <bron> :@
57:13 <Just_Me> how?
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58:06 <Scramble> stiletto
58:07 <bron> i was carrying my dvd player to the car
58:11 <bron> and had the phone on top of the dvd player
58:14 <bron> and it slid off onto the concrete
58:19 <orly> awww
58:29 <orly> buy a new glass
58:39 <Just_Me> well, u won't do that again
58:41 <Scramble> do they work like that?
59:14 <PanfriedSeaScallops> OMG ITZ BRON
59:17 <Scramble> new glass and it's fixed
59:20 <orly> can we maybe pass the hat around and buy bron a new phone?
59:25 <Scramble> nah
59:30 <orly> i don't like to see beautiful babes in distress
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00:22 <orly> oh wow. my very hot big titted schoolgirl teen neighbour is having a pool party
00:28 <orly> i'm gonna have to check that out a bit later
00:42 <Scramble> you're not invited?
01:02 <orly> my kitchen window directly overlooks the pool
01:03 <Scramble> http://www.news.com.au/world/woman-kills-boyfriend-by-sitting-on-him/story-e6frfkyi-1225822587685
01:09 <orly> oh i'll be there alright
01:19 <Scramble> *fap fap fap*
01:23 <Just_Me> orly, i got one of them, but no pool, and she invites over her cute friends about every night of the week :)
01:57 <orly> yeah. she's wearing a hot pink bikini and bending over a lot. but only some gay looking guy is there
02:07 <orly> i want minimum 5 hot teen schoolgirls in bikini
02:12 <orly> by the end of this party
02:16 <Scramble> why don't you go over there?
02:23 <Scramble> buy a slab of beer and rock up
02:28 <Just_Me> haha gay guys can be good..
02:30 <orly> because i'm 28 and she's 16
02:33 <Scramble> pff
02:35 <Scramble> she's legal
02:38 <sandraa> lol
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03:17 <Nikky`> That's because you're gay Just_Me :P
03:51 <Just_Me> haha thanks Nikky
03:59 <Nikky`> welcome
04:00 <orly> mmm austnet Nikky`
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04:35 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@2742fdc6.connect.net.au
04:35 <sandraa> hey Von_Smallhausen
04:41 <Von_Smallhausen> well well
04:44 <Von_Smallhausen> look who says hello
05:02 * sandraa looks around
05:03 <sandraa> lol
05:21 <Von_Smallhausen> she must'n be busy
05:44 <sandraa> :P
05:56 * Von_Smallhausen flicks a bug tongue @ sandraa
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06:04 * sandraa runs
07:32 <Scramble> if I only could, make a deal with god, and get him to swap our places
07:48 <Scramble> be running up that road, be running up that hill, be running up that building
07:59 <Scramble> weeooooo
07:59 <Von_Smallhausen> so how chu doing sandraa?
08:01 <sandraa> thats lovely Scramble
08:05 <sandraa> yeah ok u
08:10 <Von_Smallhausen> me
08:13 <Von_Smallhausen> i'm super baby
08:39 <sandraa> lol
08:44 <sandraa> thats great
08:56 <Von_Smallhausen> hey tell your sis no hard feelingz
08:59 <Scramble> kate bush. learn it fools
09:02 <Von_Smallhausen> i rub hurr da wrong way
09:10 <Scramble> lol snez
09:13 <orly> serb glavour is very beautiful
09:15 <Von_Smallhausen> next time i'll just spank hurr ass
09:18 * Just_Me is just so bored
09:29 <Scramble> mars volta time
09:40 Nick: Nikky` is now known as NikAway
09:53 <orly> sandraa if you could cut your pinky finger of your left hand to be as beautiful as serb glamour. would you?
09:57 * sandraa stares at Just_Me
10:06 <sandraa> fuck no
10:11 <Scramble> lol
10:17 <orly> not a very useful finger
10:17 * Just_Me STARES at sandraa
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10:32 * sandraa smiles
10:38 * sandraa licks her lips
10:44 <PandasDontDrive> lol
10:44 <Pieter> We're all gonna dieeeeeeeeeeeee
10:44 <sandraa> :P
10:54 * Just_Me STARES at sandraa some more without blinking
10:58 <Pieter> man
11:02 <Pieter> if that 2012 shit really happened
11:03 <PandasDontDrive> lickity split!!
11:06 <Von_Smallhausen> uh oh
11:08 <Pieter> id be going to hospital
11:12 <Von_Smallhausen> she got da cock wet lips mang
11:13 <PanfriedSeaScallops> heh, shes gonna eat you
11:17 <Von_Smallhausen> chu in for trouble
11:17 <Pieter> asking for that shit they give people to put em to sleep during operation
11:18 <PandasDontDrive> its not going to happen
11:19 <orly> sandraa beats people in stare offs
11:23 <PandasDontDrive> havent you read about it?
11:23 <orly> she's quite proud of that
11:24 <Scramble> sup panda
11:27 <Scramble> long time no see
11:29 <Pieter> i dont wanna be awake while falling down to the earths core
11:29 <Just_Me> not me
11:33 <PandasDontDrive> its not just one prediction
11:34 <Pieter> or drowning
11:34 <sandraa> :) yes i am orly
11:38 <sandraa> proud as proud gets
11:38 * Just_Me stares cats and dogs down
11:40 <PandasDontDrive> sup Scramble!
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11:53 <PandasDontDrive> long time since last week lol
12:14 <Scramble> i heard about some teen being murdered in adelaide
12:22 <Scramble> thought you might be the killer :P
12:25 <PandasDontDrive> fark
12:28 <Scramble> haven't been on and shit :P
12:28 <PandasDontDrive> nah
12:32 <PandasDontDrive> dont kill teens
12:35 <PandasDontDrive> :P
12:37 <Scramble> ashley is alive?
12:43 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
12:46 <Scramble> oh good
12:53 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
12:55 <Scramble> :P
13:08 <Scramble> lol i'm pissed as fark
13:14 <PandasDontDrive> chick passed out on the couch last night
13:15 <Scramble> and fanging for a curry
13:19 <PandasDontDrive> that chick
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13:24 <PandasDontDrive> nice
13:30 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
13:32 <Von_Smallhausen> wah chu do PandasDontDrive?
13:40 <PandasDontDrive> i just bothered getting out of bed
14:11 <sandraa> lazy fuck
14:12 <PandasDontDrive> wat chu mean?
14:14 <sandraa> lol
14:20 <Scramble> fuck this song is awesome
14:22 <Scramble> woof
14:25 <Von_Smallhausen> chu grope hurr?
14:40 <PandasDontDrive> it's saturday bitch lol
14:44 <PandasDontDrive> haha
14:50 <PandasDontDrive> nah mang
14:55 <Von_Smallhausen> chu should have
15:04 <PandasDontDrive> shes my best chick mate no wai
15:05 <Scramble> SATURDAY, SATURDAY, SATURDAY, SATURDAY SATURDAY, SATURDAY, SATURDAY, SATURDAY NIGHT'S ALRIGHT
15:07 <Von_Smallhausen> she might like it mang
15:18 <Von_Smallhausen> she got a nice body?
15:25 <PandasDontDrive> yerr
15:28 <PandasDontDrive> lol
15:29 <Von_Smallhausen> ooooooooeeeeee
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15:40 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahahaha
15:43 <sandraa> Scramble just alrite?
15:50 * MatureMac is away: BBL. At the shops.
15:55 <PandasDontDrive> oooowweeeeeee coma sex thats hot!
16:25 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa do chu wanna have some icecream wit me and my friend?
16:27 <Scramble> I sure could use a vacation from this
16:27 <Scramble> Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
16:27 <Scramble> Freaks
16:27 <Scramble> Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA
16:27 <Scramble> The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
16:27 <Scramble> Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
16:27 <Scramble> Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
16:40 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen its 2 early
16:51 <Von_Smallhausen> nooooooo
16:52 <LARRYEMDUR> someone tell me, are SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE and THE BIGGEST LOSER on teh same channel ?
17:05 <Scramble> who cares LARRYEMDUR
17:24 <orly> i'm not gay LARRYEMDUR, i don't know
17:37 <PandasDontDrive> neevaaarr
17:44 <PandasDontDrive> she wants peach cobbler
17:52 <PandasDontDrive> and by peach cobbler i mean penis gobble
17:53 <orly> these fruits are everywhere
18:14 <PandasDontDrive> you dont know if youre gay?
18:40 <sandraa> lol
19:28 <orly> sandraa do you have a bf yet?
19:32 <sandraa> fuck no
19:33 <sandraa> lol
19:37 <PandasDontDrive> close your fingereyes when i say these kindmean things sandraaface
19:43 <sandraa> i told u gonna be a lonely bitch
19:44 <orly> or a lucky young gentleman you're seeing regularly with maybe a view to becoming a bf?
19:54 <sandraa> at the age of 50 ima have 100 cats everywhere
19:55 <sandraa> lol
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> LL
20:03 <sandraa> orly nope
20:04 <sandraa> :P
20:13 <orly> look how happy beautiful serb glavour is with her bf
20:20 <orly> don't you want to enjoy that
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20:25 <sandraa> yeah but i dont want a bf
20:30 <sandraa> no
20:30 <sandraa> lol
20:33 <orly> a gf?
20:38 <sandraa> fuck no
20:43 <sandraa> im no carpet muncher
20:52 <Scramble> lol all the serb/lebs came into work last night with their mullets and rat tails
21:07 <Scramble> is the a neccesity to show what race you are?
21:10 <PandasDontDrive> ooh aah chity chity bang bang chity chity bang bang we love you
21:12 <Scramble> it's pretty funny
21:15 <orly> I was riding on a bike path yesterday afternoon. and there were these 2 teen girls on top of each other with tongues down each other's throat, having a bit of a feel
21:23 <orly> one really hot slim lesbo, i fatty
21:24 <PandasDontDrive> haha rats tails and mullets
21:26 <orly> still hot
21:28 <sandraa> im sure u know that they were serb/leb
21:41 <Scramble> yeh, the haircuts gave it away
21:49 <Scramble> and the bullshit macho act and accent
21:49 <PandasDontDrive> shakespear for lebs and wops = Macbeth (australian film)
21:58 <orly> i'm telling you. these teen lesbians just looked like any other chicks
22:03 <Scramble> fulllyyyyy
22:05 <sandraa> lol
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22:24 <Scramble> everyone, chuck on cemetary gates
22:28 * sandraa yawns
22:29 <Scramble> wicked song
22:46 <PanfriedSeaScallops> macedonian accents are the most annoyingh
23:16 <orly> sandraa do you get a lot of attention from males, either co-workers or public while at maccas?
23:21 <orly> don't tell me you don't
23:26 <orly> i simply won't believe it!@
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23:37 Mode: (by TheWJM) -b *!*@1.3.3.7
23:40 <sandraa> lol hhaha yeah public ones these cute ones tryed 2 pick me up yesterday
23:47 <orly> awww
23:51 * WebbY licks TheWJM
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23:56 * TheWJM lix WebbY
23:57 <sandraa> i dk y i look like fucking shit at work
23:59 <sandraa> but meh
24:06 <orly> does that give a boost to your self confidence sandraa
24:08 <WebbY> how u doing mate? :)
24:12 <orly> even in maccas uniforms boys want yuou
24:16 <TheWJM> fannnnn tastic!
24:17 <sandraa> but nah guys that come thru drive thru r nice and make me laugh
24:19 <TheWJM> u?
24:22 <WebbY> u just wake up? lol
24:26 <WebbY> good good too thanks
24:27 <TheWJM> siffff
24:28 <sandraa> lol orly yes
24:29 <orly> they can be cheeky
24:37 <WebbY> lol i bet u did
24:40 <WebbY> lazy ass :P
24:43 <WebbY> i been up since 9!
24:47 * TheWJM looks around all innocent like
24:56 <TheWJM> yeah you'd been playing wow..
25:00 <WebbY> haha
25:02 <WebbY> i havent!
25:05 <TheWJM> BS!
25:07 <WebbY> organising wedding stuff
25:08 <TheWJM> I know you!
25:17 <WebbY> i did the dishes!
25:20 <WebbY> and cleaned the kitchen
25:21 <TheWJM> that's the latest excuse... Amanda does the wedding stuffs
25:36 <WebbY> haha srsly!
25:37 <Dam0> heyz
25:39 <TheWJM> heheheheheheheheheheehehe
25:42 <TheWJM> lo Dam0
25:51 <Dam0> ;p
26:06 <sandraa> if im 18 how old can i date?
26:20 <TheWJM> same way as you can fuck..
26:25 <Dam0> lol
26:27 <sandraa> i mean is it illegal to date someone in there 30's?
26:32 <Dam0> yes
26:32 <TheWJM> nup
26:33 <LARRYEMDUR> sandraa - 16-death
26:35 <WebbY> haha
26:36 <sandraa> =/
26:40 <sandraa> yes or no
26:52 <Dam0> yes
26:52 <LARRYEMDUR> sandraa - yes u can date me lol
27:01 <WebbY> my fiance is 15 years older then me :)
27:01 <TheWJM> no, if your 18..you can date/fuck/suck anyone older
27:04 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa chu can date me when chu lose the puppy fat
27:17 <sandraa> :P ima date no1
27:21 <sandraa> like i said single
27:23 <alch3my> /nick no1
27:25 <sandraa> for life
27:25 <LARRYEMDUR> 16+ is open hunting season
27:26 <sandraa> lol
27:30 <sandraa> ok maybe not life
27:33 <sandraa> but for a while
27:36 Nick: sandraa is now known as no1
27:44 <no1> =/
27:48 <no1> wtf
27:50 <TheWJM> :P
27:52 <no1> how is that possible
27:53 <WebbY> rofl
27:53 <no1> lol
27:56 <WebbY> nice one
28:02 <Scramble> pantera
28:11 <alch3my> lol
28:12 Nick: no1 is now known as BLOWMETHEWJM
28:14 <BLOWMETHEWJM> :)
28:16 <LARRYEMDUR> sandraa is waiting for a near death texas billionaire to sweep her off her feet
28:24 Nick: BLOWMETHEWJM is now known as sandraa
28:25 <orly> no1 who's the lucky 30yo genleman caller who is vying for your affections?
28:33 Nick: Scramble is now known as Dimebag_Darrell
28:40 <alch3my> ay
28:44 <alch3my> you wish .
28:45 * TheWJM blows out Sarah's box
28:46 <sandraa> LARRYEMDUR nah
28:50 <LARRYEMDUR> i'm 30 something lol
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29:06 <sandraa> im just asking
29:08 <sandraa> in general
29:25 <LARRYEMDUR> sandraa - we'll talk it over later ok babes ? pls not in here
29:27 <LARRYEMDUR> LOL
29:38 <orly> sandraa a 30yo will just see you as hot teen vagina.. even mid 20 something guys
29:40 <sandraa> lol fuck off LARRYEMDUR
29:50 <orly> try to root a teen guy or early 20 somethign guy
29:56 <PanfriedSeaScallops> a fat teen vagina with no ambition or brains
29:58 <LARRYEMDUR> sandraa - ok darls, i will keep it a secret from these jerks
29:59 <sandraa> orly i dont want a 30 year old
30:06 <orly> ok
30:09 <sandraa> lol
31:06 <TheWJM> sandraa, you'd love the webb!! Webby... he can knit your spider!!
31:20 <sandraa> lol
31:21 <sandraa> =/
31:29 <WebbY> haha
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31:46 <WebbY> iam excellent at that!
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33:27 <Dimebag_Darrell> I'm here in delaware, trying not to feel it too hard
33:27 * TheWJM hands sandraa a comb
33:43 * sandraa walks away
33:47 * alch3my follows
33:48 <sandraa> mmmmm lalaal
33:57 * LARRYEMDUR hands sandraa a fake mustache
34:05 <TheWJM> to brush ya weed patch :P
34:14 <Dimebag_Darrell> speaking of
34:14 <sandraa> baby surrounded by a million ppl i still feeel all alone just wanna go home i miss you, you know
34:23 <sandraa> weed patch?
34:32 <alch3my> omg
34:36 <orly> sandraa i bet you like fireflies song and tik tok
34:37 <TheWJM> you know, snatch, front bottom...
34:38 <orly> am i right????
34:50 <sandraa> orly fireflies fuck yeah
34:52 <sandraa> :)
34:57 <orly> not tik tok?
34:59 <sandraa> tik tok yeah died in the ass
35:00 <orly> she's a bad girl
35:02 <sandraa> lol
35:03 <orly> haha
35:06 <Dimebag_Darrell> what are these stupid song lyrics you're always typing out sandraa?
35:13 <sandraa> Dimebag_Darrell they are good
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35:24 <Dimebag_Darrell> they're all the same
35:33 <sandraa> lol
35:37 * TheWJM fingers EvilTemptress's pikala
35:38 <sandraa> thats my life
35:39 <sandraa> lol
35:43 <Dimebag_Darrell> different words, same shit
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35:58 <sandraa> meh
35:59 <sandraa> y not
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38:47 <PandasDontDrive> doonch doonch
38:56 <mikey> pandys
39:09 * sandraa yawnss
39:17 <Dimebag_Darrell> sandraa: download a song called colony of birchmen by mastodon
39:21 <Dimebag_Darrell> it's fucking awesome
39:30 <sandraa> =/ wtf
39:31 <sandraa> ?
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40:15 <sandraa> 1 2 3 l o v eeeeee
40:16 Join: chelle ([email protected]) to #melbourne
40:17 <Dimebag_Darrell> it's awesome
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40:22 Mode: (by donut.wa.us.austnet.org) +o ChanOP
40:22 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o Longie
40:22 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o mikey
40:22 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o Daniel
40:22 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o stebie
40:22 Mode: (by ChanOP) +R
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40:25 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Daniel
40:28 Part: mikey ([email protected]) from #melbourne
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40:36 <Dimebag_Darrell> sorry it's not called 'love love my baby baby'
40:39 Join: mikey ([email protected]) to #melbourne
40:39 <Dimebag_Darrell> but it's awesome
40:41 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o mikey
41:02 <sandraa> meh
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41:37 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o stebie
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41:37 <Dimebag_Darrell> oh well, your loss
41:52 <sandraa> yes
41:55 <Dimebag_Darrell> yep
42:04 <sandraa> mehh
42:07 <orly> sandraa do you make hearts with your hands. and heart at people?
42:13 <Dimebag_Darrell> yep
42:17 <sandraa> lol haha fuck no
42:26 <Dimebag_Darrell> minds aren't meant for expanding
42:27 <sandraa> thats homo
42:27 <orly> i thought all teengirls did
42:35 <sandraa> im 18 not 12
43:08 <orly> you're a big girl
43:15 <orly> with wants and needs
43:19 <sandraa> lol
43:23 <sandraa> not really
43:24 <sandraa> lol
43:29 <sandraa> :P
43:35 <Dimebag_Darrell> nah, she just works at maccas :P
43:41 <sandraa> lol
43:46 <orly> maybe we can work out your sex problems one day sandraa
43:49 <sandraa> im slowly quiting
43:59 <sandraa> orly i dont have sex problems
44:03 <orly> you know what i think... you don't like yoru body.. now if you don't like it. how can you imagine guys will like it
44:06 <Dimebag_Darrell> might as well work your way up to manager sandraa
44:07 <orly> so that's why you don't fuck
44:20 <sandraa> lol
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44:29 <sandraa> no orly i dont fuck coz i dont have a bf
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44:40 <sandraa> i dont go fucking randoms
44:53 Nick: LeB[ON]EsE is now known as Play-Boy
44:55 <Dimebag_Darrell> except super cute ones with hawt rat tails
44:56 <orly> you should get some practise in with a nice guy at least
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45:01 <LARRYEMDUR> sandraa needs a guy who treats her like a queen, weekly massages, breakfast inbed on weekends .......
45:02 <sandraa> unlike most sluts in this world i respect myself
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45:15 <sandraa> why would i need practise
45:26 <sandraa> sex is something u practise its not a game
45:26 <LARRYEMDUR> sandraa is super in bed
45:27 <orly> sandraa normal girls fuck at 18, you're strange one not putting out
45:30 <sandraa> its just something u do
45:38 Nick: daleb is now known as funkysexycool
45:39 <sandraa> orly coz im not slut
45:48 <Dimebag_Darrell> you know what's awesome?
45:48 <LARRYEMDUR> believe me, sandraa is great at sex
45:50 <Dimebag_Darrell> head.
45:52 <Dimebag_Darrell> fuck it's good
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46:18 <sandraa> i dont wana look back at my life knowing i fucked 2034824093482 guys who didnt mean shit to me
46:35 <PanfriedSeaScallops> <sandraa> i dont wanna spend years of my life studying when i dont need to
46:37 <sandraa> im not that type of girl
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46:46 Nick: LARRYEMDUR is now known as L[A]RRYEMDUR
46:47 <sandraa> that 2 PanfriedSeaScallops
46:49 <sandraa> lol
47:07 <orly> ok. but these are the best fucking years of you life. i hope you're not gonna like be 28 and then realise your hot teen body has all gone south on you
47:12 Nick: Noble-Park is now known as wild
47:14 <orly> and you missed out
47:19 <orly> haha noble park
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47:24 <sandraa> lol orly im only turning 19 this year
47:28 Nick: wild is now known as ^matty^
47:35 <sandraa> im sure when im 22 ill be fine
47:49 <orly> sandraa did you know you can see a pscyhologist for free 6 times
47:55 <orly> first 6 visits
47:59 <orly> talk to one babe
48:03 <sandraa> lol fuck off
48:04 <sandraa> lol
48:04 <orly> something is going on with you
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48:14 <PanfriedSeaScallops> sandraa is going to discover new elements
48:19 <sandraa> coz im not a slut means something is wrong with me
48:20 <orly> i know you fucked when you were a young teen. and something bad must have happened. to put you off sex
48:21 <PanfriedSeaScallops> Sandronium and lalalaium
48:33 <sandraa> lol nothing bad has happend lol
48:34 <orly> you could talk it out with a psychologist
48:37 <sandraa> omg
49:08 <sandraa> see guys r fucked they brag how girls are sluts then if they hear ones not having sex she has problems
49:09 <sandraa> lol
49:11 <PandasDontDrive> callin all freaks now!
49:15 <PandasDontDrive> so bright out
49:16 * mikey stretches
49:17 <PanfriedSeaScallops> the guys you know are like that
49:20 <PanfriedSeaScallops> cos you hang with deadshits
49:30 * PandasDontDrive finally orders a J&B and a cognac
49:41 <PandasDontDrive> DEADSHITS!
49:54 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallops obviously i dont the guys i hang out with obviously respect me and dont think i have problems coz i dont fuck
50:05 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
50:11 <PandasDontDrive> i can understand that
50:34 <PanfriedSeaScallops> what type of conversation do you have with guys?
50:34 <PanfriedSeaScallops> seeing as you have no interests, hobbies
50:34 <PandasDontDrive> i hung out with my hottest chick mate last night and all we did was get wet and watch macbeth on tv
50:40 <PandasDontDrive> no sex is good no pressure
50:45 <sandraa> lol
50:56 <PandasDontDrive> i wonder if there's any left brb
51:10 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallops have convos about anything just whats happening around
51:15 <sandraa> normal shit
51:21 <sandraa> cars, travel, friends
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52:12 <WebbY> lol owned
52:16 <sandraa> lol bad
52:54 <orly> was that paul banks?
53:00 <orly> oh superman
53:11 <PandasDontDrive> Do you think Soho has become too commercial?
53:15 <PandasDontDrive> I've heard that..
53:27 <PandasDontDrive> man i hope i pick up tomorrow
53:28 <sandraa> wtf is soho
53:34 Nick: STEEL1 is now known as SirSly
53:40 <PandasDontDrive> nm
53:46 <PandasDontDrive> infact
53:53 <PandasDontDrive> i hope i pick up the chick whos going away party is
54:06 <SirSly> hi nerds
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54:13 <PandasDontDrive> i know she thinks im cool but i just really want to fuck her, swab my tongue over her dark skin
54:25 <PandasDontDrive> ive never been with a half black chick before..
54:30 * MatureMac is back (gone 00:38:40)
54:51 * PandasDontDrive Laments being out of J&B and almost out of Sauza
55:01 * PandasDontDrive pines for more liqour
55:06 <sandraa> =/
55:11 <PandasDontDrive> SirSly you lumpy faggot ;)
55:15 <sandraa> lol
55:20 <mikey> hah
55:27 <PandasDontDrive> lol
55:37 * PandasDontDrive hugs mikeys
55:50 <mikey> hugs to you pandyz
55:58 <PandasDontDrive> :P
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56:12 <WebbY> rofl
56:14 <PandasDontDrive> i wake up and almost immediately pour myself a drink huhu
56:15 <WebbY> he keeps trying ey
56:19 * mikey giggles.
56:41 * PandasDontDrive drives up to tweeds in his invisible comby with a longboard on his head
56:50 <PandasDontDrive> lets go smurfing!
57:02 <PandasDontDrive> arlph arlph arlph arlph
57:04 <mikey> im not in tweed atm
57:09 <PandasDontDrive> howcome
57:10 <mikey> and im moving soon :D
57:13 <PandasDontDrive> really?
57:16 <mikey> im at my parents place.
57:18 <mikey> yeah
57:20 <PandasDontDrive> oeeerr
57:23 <mikey> couple of months
57:26 <PandasDontDrive> ahh ok
57:30 <PandasDontDrive> for work or.. ?
57:39 <mikey> i got rid of my slut flatmate
57:42 <mikey> she leaves tomorrow
57:44 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
57:47 <mikey> then i will move back home
57:50 <mikey> to tweed
57:50 <PandasDontDrive> coolies
57:54 <sandraa> bbl
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57:57 <mikey> and start looking for somewhere smaller
58:01 <PandasDontDrive> ahh yeah
58:07 <PandasDontDrive> affordable or just smaller?
58:09 <mikey> a little cute modern 1 bedroom apartment :)
58:14 <mikey> just smaller :)
58:16 <PandasDontDrive> *teehee*
58:27 <PandasDontDrive> make room for a panda on the wall!
58:35 <mikey> ill make room for a panda in my bed
58:35 <PandasDontDrive> nothing decorates a house like dead panda dolls!
58:38 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
58:43 <PandasDontDrive> ;) ME-OW
58:59 <mikey> :P
59:04 <mikey> cant wait.
59:08 <PanfriedSeaScallops> its painful, how dumb sandraa is
00:07 <PandasDontDrive> yeah, i like living alone
00:16 <PandasDontDrive> it's hard to find somebody that you can share space with
00:26 <Dimebag_Darrell> mmm bakery fresh vietnamese steak and mushroom pie
00:29 <PandasDontDrive> i can only think of one or two, maybe just one, that i could share with
00:56 <PanfriedSeaScallops> lol imagine sharing a place with sandraa
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01:07 <PandasDontDrive> no
01:09 <PandasDontDrive> lol
01:09 <PanfriedSeaScallops> she'd be bringing dropkick dudes over "his nice" and they'd be whispering about how they wanna anal her
01:14 <Dimebag_Darrell> poor sandraa
01:17 <PandasDontDrive> we'd end up in bed
01:18 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
01:22 <PandasDontDrive> "cuddling"
01:35 <Dimebag_Darrell> it's not her fault that she's as shallow as spit on asphault
01:43 <PandasDontDrive> stfu
01:47 <PandasDontDrive> that's rude as
01:56 <orly> i don't think sandraa is dumb
02:01 <orly> she's just an airhead
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02:07 <PandasDontDrive> i love that movie
02:12 <PandasDontDrive> HAHAHA
02:13 <Dimebag_Darrell> airheads
02:14 <PandasDontDrive> the irony.
02:14 <Dimebag_Darrell> ;p;
02:17 <Dimebag_Darrell> good shit
02:20 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
02:21 <PanfriedSeaScallops> then the dudes leave when shes too dopey to realise they wanted a root and "see guys r fucked they brag how girls are sluts then if they hear ones not having sex she has problems "
02:24 <PandasDontDrive> before adam sandler was famous
02:26 <Dimebag_Darrell> his name's not chaz. it's chester
02:30 <PandasDontDrive> lol
02:38 <orly> oh yeah she's naieve as fuck
02:41 <PandasDontDrive> brendan fraiser was the shit
02:43 <Dimebag_Darrell> fat tony runs the radio station
02:46 <orly> maybe she lacks social intelligence
02:48 <PandasDontDrive> californiaman
02:49 <PanfriedSeaScallops> she's got no brains, no wit
02:52 <Dimebag_Darrell> steve buscemi too
02:53 <PandasDontDrive> i mean encino man here
02:58 <PandasDontDrive> yeah!
02:59 <Dimebag_Darrell> haha
03:01 <PandasDontDrive> forgot about him
03:02 <PanfriedSeaScallops> shit taste in food and culture
03:02 <Dimebag_Darrell> love encino man
03:13 <Dimebag_Darrell> paulie shore is the man in that movie
03:13 <PandasDontDrive> i like how HOT his cavewoman gf is at the end
03:14 <PandasDontDrive> lol
03:19 <PandasDontDrive> haha yer
03:33 <PandasDontDrive> and that dome movie
03:52 <Dimebag_Darrell> don't forget in the army now
03:57 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
03:59 <PandasDontDrive> forgot
04:04 <Dimebag_Darrell> lol
04:12 <PandasDontDrive> my brother bought Major Payne on dvd
04:13 <PandasDontDrive> classic
04:17 <Dimebag_Darrell> lol
04:29 <PanfriedSeaScallops> eww
04:33 <PanfriedSeaScallops> i had to watch that on a long bus trip
04:38 <PandasDontDrive> lol
04:43 <PanfriedSeaScallops> as well as Fat Greek Wedding
04:45 <PanfriedSeaScallops> double eww
04:47 <PandasDontDrive> only movie i remember watching on a bus was um
04:51 <PandasDontDrive> Trapped In Paradise
05:02 <PandasDontDrive> with nic cage, jon lovitz and dana carvey
05:03 <PanfriedSeaScallops> usually they play crap like Just Married / how to lose a guy in plane flights
05:11 <PandasDontDrive> lol
05:13 <PandasDontDrive> haha
05:25 <PandasDontDrive> i dont like travelling by air
05:27 <PanfriedSeaScallops> "cos most people like shit movies" would be the reason
05:31 <PandasDontDrive> i love boats.
05:40 <PandasDontDrive> seen trapped in paradise?
05:42 <Dimebag_Darrell> cause sandraa is on board
05:49 <PanfriedSeaScallops> catering for the sandraa's of the world
05:53 <PanfriedSeaScallops> who prefer cheeseburgers to real food
05:59 <PanfriedSeaScallops> and shit love songs to proper composition
06:12 <PandasDontDrive> jon lovitz is a compulsive liar and dana carvey is a clepto and theyve both just been released from prison and into their brothers (nic cage) custody
06:26 <PandasDontDrive> id boof sandraa
06:38 <Dimebag_Darrell> yeah?
06:59 <Pieter> man
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07:02 <Pieter> 2012 really is a good movie
07:09 <Pieter> the people who say its shit need some help :/
07:17 <PandasDontDrive> LOL PanfriedSeaScallops that reminds me, i was reading american psycho yesterday and patrick bateman composes a poem for his x gf
07:24 <Dimebag_Darrell> fuuuuck
07:29 <PandasDontDrive> its not even a poem, its so racist and funny
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07:43 <Dimebag_Darrell> I've been drinking and smoking all mornign, I went for a bike ride up to the supermarket and now I can hardly breathe
07:45 <gs69azza> and he nail guns a chick to his floor
07:49 <PandasDontDrive> lol
07:53 <gs69azza> starves the rat
07:57 <PandasDontDrive> yeah thats the same chick gs69azza
07:59 <PandasDontDrive> lol
08:00 <gs69azza> yeah
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08:04 <PandasDontDrive> i love that part
08:05 <gs69azza> a = the*
08:08 <gs69azza> its crazy
08:11 <gs69azza> awesome book
08:11 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
08:11 <Dimebag_Darrell> yeah, the rat part is nasty
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08:12 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
08:15 <gs69azza> ^5
08:19 <PandasDontDrive> ill read it again sometime
08:22 <PandasDontDrive> i want Glamorama
08:25 <Dimebag_Darrell> did you buy it panda?
08:27 <gs69azza> i have it here somewhere
08:30 <PandasDontDrive> and that other one with Sean Bateman
08:40 <PandasDontDrive> i always forget the title
08:45 <PandasDontDrive> yeah Dimebag_Darrell
09:00 <Dimebag_Darrell> it's pretty expensive new
09:02 <Dimebag_Darrell> like $40
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09:37 <PandasDontDrive> the book?
09:41 <Dimebag_Darrell> yeah
09:43 <PandasDontDrive> i have the movie on bluray
09:49 <PandasDontDrive> i got it for 20 something
09:56 <Dimebag_Darrell> that's not bad
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10:05 <PandasDontDrive> mmm Mary Martins here in adelaide
10:09 <Dimebag_Darrell> there's only so many bookshops that sell it in melbourne
10:14 <PandasDontDrive> lol
10:21 <Dimebag_Darrell> and it's all sealed with an R sticker on the front
10:29 <PandasDontDrive> there's another great novel i bought just after at Dymocks called Perfume
10:40 <PandasDontDrive> sorry: Perfume the story of a murderer
10:47 <PandasDontDrive> really?
10:51 <PandasDontDrive> mine wasnt even sealed.
11:17 <PandasDontDrive> I suppose with all the serial killers around adelaide they think "eh, why bother wrapping it"
11:23 <Dimebag_Darrell> haha
11:24 <Pieter> haha @ seinfeld
11:25 <Dimebag_Darrell> that's it
11:36 <Dimebag_Darrell> must be the muddy water
11:49 <PandasDontDrive> lol
11:53 <PandasDontDrive> haha
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12:39 <Dimebag_Darrell> fucking hell
12:44 <Dimebag_Darrell> i need to quite smoking
12:50 <orly> boys want to touch my junk junk
13:08 <Dimebag_Darrell> if a 600m uphill bikeride kills me this bad after half a bottle of jameson and a half packet of cigs then fuck
13:13 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://you_poseur.tripod.com/panTera/tpan1.jpg
13:19 <PanfriedSeaScallops> he was Diamond Darrell back there
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13:29 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://www.fullinbloommusic.com/images/terry&dime2.jpg
13:30 <Dimebag_Darrell> hells yes he was
13:38 <PanfriedSeaScallops> lol @ panteras first 3 albums
13:39 <Dimebag_Darrell> he was diamond darrell on cowboys from hell too
14:14 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2a/PanteraEarlyYears.jpg
14:20 <PanfriedSeaScallops> lol vinnie paul back there
14:31 <Dimebag_Darrell> big hair
14:35 <PanfriedSeaScallops> they thought they were judas priest
14:47 <Dimebag_Darrell> they were fully glam
15:06 <PanfriedSeaScallops> wonder what the new fear factory sounds like
15:06 <Dimebag_Darrell> even metal magic with phil is still fucking glam
15:08 <PanfriedSeaScallops> has gene hoglan on drums
15:23 <PanfriedSeaScallops> phil came on Power metal
15:31 <Dimebag_Darrell> that's the one
15:35 <PanfriedSeaScallops> a big pantera-fan i met once was going to bet me $100 that phil came on cowboys
15:38 <PanfriedSeaScallops> he was TOTALLY sure about it
15:43 <PanfriedSeaScallops> we had no internet there to prove it
15:53 <Dimebag_Darrell> wasn't so much of a pantera fan then hey
15:55 <PanfriedSeaScallops> i dont even like pantera
15:58 <Dimebag_Darrell> but without the net it's tough
16:13 <Dimebag_Darrell> fuckin' mastodon are playing at 1.30 at the big day out
16:14 <Dimebag_Darrell> terrible
16:49 <PanfriedSeaScallops> who is at 7-9pm ?
16:50 <Dimebag_Darrell> Reverend, reverend,
16:50 <Dimebag_Darrell> Is this a conspiracy?
16:50 <Dimebag_Darrell> Crucified for no sins
16:50 <Dimebag_Darrell> No revenge... beneath me.
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16:58 <Dimebag_Darrell> lilly allen and others
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18:48 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
18:58 <PandasDontDrive> didnt enjoy that cig
19:01 <PandasDontDrive> so bored
19:07 <kibblz> http://picturerboobs.info/wp-content/uploads/free_porn_fantasy_wallpaper_9843.jpg
19:11 * Bastard is Playing [ 581. arch enemy - kill with power ]
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19:24 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
19:51 <PandasDontDrive> im fapping over that sometime
20:07 <Pieter> gah @ topic
20:10 <Pieter> stealing my business eh!
20:11 <PandasDontDrive> she has tits like my x fiancee
20:13 <Pieter> :(
20:31 <PandasDontDrive> i miss fucking her
20:36 <Longie> haha pieter
20:37 <PandasDontDrive> she was the best root.
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20:44 <Pieter> you can keep the wii mods :P
20:50 <PandasDontDrive> keep your shit wii
20:53 <PandasDontDrive> i shit on it
20:54 <Longie> :P
20:58 <PandasDontDrive> my ps3 shits on it
20:59 <PandasDontDrive> lol
21:02 <Pieter> im too paranoid to do a wii mod
21:06 <Longie> haha
21:08 <Longie> I do it for a living
21:12 <Pieter> otherwise id love to do it with my parents wii
21:15 <Longie> but I'm starting up my own side business so I thought i'd spam it :>
21:18 <WebbY> Longie does the best mods ever
21:23 <Longie> I mod naked!
21:23 <Pieter> *nod* i know what ya mean
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21:29 <PandasDontDrive> i wonder who's free today
21:29 <Pieter> i been doing it on the side also
21:30 <WebbY> he modded my DS and Wii and did an awesome job
21:37 <Pieter> ds ya just need
21:38 <WebbY> i recommend Longie's mods etc!
21:40 <Pieter> anyway
21:40 <PandasDontDrive> the girls are having a 'girls night in' up in the hills
21:43 <PandasDontDrive> :(
21:47 <WebbY> his awesome
21:57 <PandasDontDrive> ive owned 3 ds
22:02 <PandasDontDrive> one old one, two new ones
22:07 <PandasDontDrive> but still to get a DSi
22:27 <Longie> there for people who want brandnames
22:28 <kibblz> mod chips?
22:32 <kibblz> longie does modding?
22:35 <Longie> yup
22:42 <Longie> and instead of doing it for my employer I'm going to do it for myself
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22:45 <PandasDontDrive> what doesnt have a brandname?
22:50 <Longie> brooms
22:54 <PandasDontDrive> wtf is a brooms
22:54 <Longie> I couldn't name one brandname for a broom
22:55 <Pieter> better register an ABN :P
22:57 <kibblz> wtf
22:58 <kibblz> lol
22:59 <Longie> things you sweep with
23:02 <PandasDontDrive> oh
23:04 <PandasDontDrive> lol
23:04 <kibblz> do you play consoles
23:05 <Longie> pieter, I got mine years ago
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23:06 <kibblz> or just mod em
23:07 <PandasDontDrive> dickface
23:15 <Student1> Greetings Every One :)))
23:15 <Longie> kibbblz, no because I fix them all day why would I want to
23:17 * Bastard is Playing [ 2760. Gunmetal grey - dreaming ]
23:19 <Pieter> same, but i just use my name :/
23:19 <Longie> well you asked what a broom was :P
23:22 <PanfriedSeaScallops> gs69azza is so lucky, he gets to root BRON!
23:26 <kibblz> im glad they didnt mod the ps3 yet
23:27 <Longie> abn and registered business is different
23:31 <Pieter> mod the ps3?
23:33 <Pieter> man
23:35 <kibblz> its better tht ppl buy games
23:38 <kibblz> for the collection
23:42 <kibblz> having the case n all
23:43 <Pieter> the mods are fake
23:43 <kibblz> :D
23:45 <PandasDontDrive> gs69azza is muscley
23:48 <kibblz> mods are for LOSERS
23:50 <PandasDontDrive> and has a ten pound cock
23:51 <kibblz> nah jokes
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23:55 <PandasDontDrive> lol
23:56 <kibblz> i cant talk my ps2 is modded
24:01 <Pieter> im never modding my xb360 again
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24:08 <PandasDontDrive> i dont see the point in modding
24:15 <PandasDontDrive> buy the fkn games urself
24:15 <Student1> what is moding a Ps2?
24:19 <Pieter> its a fucking game of cat n mouse with microsoft :/
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24:20 <kibblz> longie just tryin to make some pocket money
24:28 <PandasDontDrive> its like i dont support pirating movies
24:29 <Longie> spending $80 per game, fuck that
24:30 <orly> i don't think gs69azza is even in the same state as bron
24:31 <Longie> haha yeah
24:35 <Longie> I like pocket money
24:36 <Pieter> i play xbox live alot
24:43 <kibblz> lol i dont spend that much
24:44 <orly> bron might be taking a pounding, but from local boys
24:46 <Pieter> cant afford to have my box crippled
24:47 <Longie> basically I run this business myself because the owner doesn't come in at all
24:49 <kibblz> ebay S2
24:50 <Student1> or money in the pocket
24:53 <Pieter> i use it as a media centre extender
24:55 <Longie> so I figured do exactly what I'm doing now but just make more money from it
25:10 <PandasDontDrive> oh shoosh
25:15 <kibblz> make a shop longie
25:15 <PandasDontDrive> im sure they have a good relationship
25:16 <Pieter> hahaha @ the 2nd spitter
25:18 <kibblz> LONGIE'S MODDING
25:20 <Pieter> i love this episode of seinfeld
25:21 <Longie> kibblz, not yet
25:21 <PandasDontDrive> man i need a root bad
25:26 <PandasDontDrive> its been like 3 months
25:28 <Longie> I still have to work here for a while until I save money
25:30 <Pieter> yeh
25:33 <Pieter> thats a form of spamming :P
25:35 <Longie> maybe a market stall
25:36 <PandasDontDrive> good thing is to have x's on msn
25:38 <Pieter> spam spam is the ham in a can
25:39 <Pieter> :)
25:45 <Student1> PandasDontDrive: carrots are a good root so as onions
25:46 <Student1> ;P
25:50 <Longie> just have to get my name out there first though
25:53 <Longie> so feel free to help
25:57 <Longie> :P
26:03 <PandasDontDrive> that way you can always strike up a conversation that might end in you saying "should come round sometime have some drinks, watch a movie and crash"
27:20 <alch3my> schlongie
27:45 <PandasDontDrive> i want booze
27:47 <PandasDontDrive> ive run out.
27:59 <PandasDontDrive> anz better hurry up with sending me my new atm card
28:16 <Longie> schalchemy
28:19 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://www.drunkenpolack.com/images/pure.jpg
28:24 <TheWJM> DS/Wii/XBox/PS2/etc modchips/repairs (including 360 flash, R4/Edge/M3/etc) -- If interested, see Longie
29:10 <PandasDontDrive> soon as i get it im buying two bottles of J&B
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29:21 <PandasDontDrive> and telling people i used the money to pay a bill.
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29:57 <Sgt-Splode> Oh harro
30:41 <mikey> hai
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31:09 <PandasDontDrive> i just figured a way to get booze
31:18 <PandasDontDrive> mate owes me for breaking my backboard
31:25 <PandasDontDrive> so msgd asking if he wants to throw me 65
31:27 <PandasDontDrive> lol!!!
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31:40 <mikey> you dont have any money?
31:45 <PandasDontDrive> nah bills
31:52 <PandasDontDrive> and 4 weeks rent
31:57 <PandasDontDrive> and food
31:59 <PandasDontDrive> lol
32:04 <mikey> surely you have a spare $30-40
32:05 <mikey> :P
32:09 <PandasDontDrive> i do in the bank
32:16 <PandasDontDrive> but my new atm card is on its way
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32:17 <PandasDontDrive> :(
32:18 <PandasDontDrive> lol
32:22 <mikey> oh :(
32:25 * PandasDontDrive buys you chocolates
32:29 * PandasDontDrive with invisible money
32:31 <PandasDontDrive> lol
32:57 <PandasDontDrive> some times when we touch, the honesty's too much and i have to close my eyes AND HIDE!
33:15 <PandasDontDrive> i wanna hold you till i die, till we both break down and cry, i wanna hold ya till the fear in me SUBSIIIDDESS!
33:31 <PanfriedSeaScallops> im soo addicted to all the things u do when ur going down on me all the sounds u make all u the breathes u take im soooo addicted 2 u
33:34 <PandasDontDrive> im dancing to that song at my wedding lol
34:39 <PandasDontDrive> fk
34:43 <PandasDontDrive> why did i send him an sms
34:54 <PandasDontDrive> should have just rung, now it'll seem rude if i ring now
35:05 <mikey> borinngggg
35:35 <PandasDontDrive> borring
35:37 <PandasDontDrive> lol
35:44 <PandasDontDrive> i give up on women
35:53 <PandasDontDrive> every one i meet i just become mates with
35:58 <PandasDontDrive> im becomming the gay friend.
36:04 <Sgt-Splode> http://www.laddertheory.com
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36:46 <Pieter> wtf
36:52 <Sgt-Splode> PandasDontDrive, nice guys get no pussy. Assholes get their choice of it.
37:03 <Pieter> paychecks in america have 'unemployment' and the amount on the work cheque?
37:08 <PanfriedSeaScallops> ... and gs69azza IS actually a gorilla.
37:13 <Pieter> that cant be good for confidence
37:25 <Sgt-Splode> Well, he's fucking bron.
37:38 <orly> he's fucked bron
37:43 <orly> they aren't in teh same state
38:05 <Pieter> i think you people need a new standard of female
38:06 <Sgt-Splode> What can we learn from this? The more of a steroidal guido motherfucker you are, the tighter your muscle-shirt, the more you work out and swoon at your reflection in the mirror ... the hotter the girl you can get
38:09 <orly> bron prob gets her vagina out and thrashes it hard on cam for him, while he beats
38:14 <Pieter> fucking bron obsessed males
38:17 <orly> but that's as close to sex as he gets
38:23 <Pieter> its obvious you'all dont get no pussy
38:32 <Pieter> - dont
38:45 <Sgt-Splode> You don't even need to be good at sex. You can punch the bitch in the face repeatedly while smashing her cervix and she'll still come crawling back to you ... because you're a steroidal guido motherfucker
39:03 <Pieter> hahaha @ guido
39:20 <orly> you don't want to smash her cervix
39:30 <orly> it's not a nice feeling for your cock
39:33 <Pieter> i doubt my doodle could make it that far
39:35 <Sgt-Splode> I should blog this shit. It's wasted in #Melbourne
39:37 <Pieter> hehehe
39:42 <Pieter> that be the feeling of cock blocked
39:42 <Pieter> :p
39:46 <PandasDontDrive> I JUST FOUND
39:47 <orly> some chicks have short vaginas, others have long vaginas
39:48 <PandasDontDrive> mya tm card
39:49 <PandasDontDrive> HAHAHAHA
39:52 <PandasDontDrive> fuck me
39:56 <PandasDontDrive> i didnt lose it after all
39:57 <orly> if you don't bottom out with one chick. you might bottom out on another
40:01 <PandasDontDrive> only problem is its cancelled
40:03 <Pieter> orly: duh... a puss is just a cock turned inside out
40:04 <PandasDontDrive> fuck
40:14 <PanfriedSeaScallops> a glove
40:15 <Pieter> if a chick has a long inside, it means theyd have a long cock if they were male
40:16 <PandasDontDrive> oh man that excitement for nothing.
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40:18 <Pieter> and vice versa
40:18 <Pieter> :p
40:38 <Sgt-Splode> So if you're a horse-hung guy who opts for sexual-reassignment surgery, nobody except Mandingo will "bottom-out" inside you
40:57 <PandasDontDrive> sigh
40:57 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
41:03 <PandasDontDrive> what a fucking let down ey
41:04 <Sgt-Splode> Which is rather disturbing, when one thinks about it
41:11 <PanfriedSeaScallops> redcliffe women are hot
41:48 <Sgt-Splode> Oh they're searing. This is why I've stopped playing free poker at Redcliffe venues, I get the urge to purge when I have to meet the ugly wenches eye to eye
42:07 <PandasDontDrive> ok this fucks me off
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42:11 <PanfriedSeaScallops> buy them a bundy and coke
42:14 <PandasDontDrive> fucking atm card was here the whole time
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42:21 <PandasDontDrive> i wouldve had money at my fingertips!
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42:31 <PandasDontDrive> anz is shut by now :(
42:38 <PandasDontDrive> fuck fuck fuck
42:44 <Pieter> gotta see the baby
42:47 <Pieter> i just had a baby
42:48 <Sgt-Splode> If you knew your account details, you had money at your fingertips the entire-time
42:51 <Pieter> you must come n see it!
42:54 <Pieter> i hate seeing babies
43:01 <Pieter> you see enuff of em on the train
43:03 <Pieter> screaming
43:07 <PandasDontDrive> i cant walk down to dan murphys with my account details..
43:09 <Pieter> shut the fuck up you lil kid!
43:12 <jenky> well don't pull faces at them
43:26 <PandasDontDrive> i could take my laptop and say SEE i have MONEY OKAY
43:27 <PandasDontDrive> lol
43:31 <Sgt-Splode> Dan Murphy's can't walk down to you, either
43:40 <PandasDontDrive> point is i cant use this card
43:44 <PandasDontDrive> because its been cancelled
43:45 <PandasDontDrive> lol
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44:01 <jenky> so use your own credit card
44:25 <Sgt-Splode> Well, I'm sure God has a use for said-card ... perhaps you were meant to save your money for something you don't-yet know on Monday, that will benefit your life a lot-more than what you could purchase today
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44:36 <PandasDontDrive> i gave my credit card to my mother because i spent 3 grand
44:39 <PandasDontDrive> lol
44:40 <jenky> why don't you send your credit card to Haiti?
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44:50 <jenky> next time u can just freeze it
44:54 <Sgt-Splode> They see me throwin', they Haitian'
44:57 <PandasDontDrive> like liqour Sgt-Splode!
45:20 <Sgt-Splode> PandasDontDrive, perhaps you weren't meant to buy liquor today because your inebriation could lead to something fatal :oD
45:23 <PandasDontDrive> haha "They see me rollin' they haitian, they tryin catch me earthquake dirttayy"
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45:33 <PandasDontDrive> haha
45:44 <PandasDontDrive> ill just comatose myself with sleeping pills till monday
45:51 <PandasDontDrive> or weds :/
46:15 <jenky> why dont u go to social services, and tell them you're indigenous and need alcohol
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46:27 <Sgt-Splode> It could be worse. You could be this guy. http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/7/6/766d503d2dabd60655ba9d84d844afc8.jpg
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49:25 <Pieter> haha Sgt-Splode
49:31 <Pieter> man my bic lighters never last me
49:36 <Pieter> i think im gonna stick to matches
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49:43 <sandraa> breow
49:50 <Sgt-Splode> Oh harro sandraa
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49:51 <Pieter> boo sandraa is here booooooooooo
49:53 <sandraa> heyy Sgt-Splode
49:54 <sandraa> :)
50:01 <sandraa> Pieter =/
50:07 <Pieter> *hug*
50:08 <Pieter> :P
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50:12 <sandraa> lol
50:17 <Pieter> :))
50:45 <sandraa> soo
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50:55 <PanfriedSeaScallops> SeXy_LeBo_GuY (omg his cute)
51:02 <Deadmau5> lol
51:06 <sandraa> lol
51:08 <SeXy_LeBo_GuY> im not cute lol im hot :)
51:16 <Sgt-Splode> Yeah, but look at the trade-off. He stinks of kebabs
51:17 <sandraa> reow
51:18 <sandraa> :P
51:25 <sandraa> SeXy_LeBo_GuY whats sexy
51:29 <sandraa> about u
51:33 <Deadmau5> anyone want sum lebanese betweenyaknees?
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51:51 <SeXy_LeBo_GuY> lebs dont eat kebabs goose they eat falafel u fuck wit :)
51:59 <sandraa> lol
51:59 <SeXy_LeBo_GuY> turks eat kebabs
52:00 <Deadmau5> falafel kebabs
52:00 <sandraa> hhaah
52:04 <sandraa> i eat kebabs
52:06 <sandraa> yum yum
52:07 <Sgt-Splode> Hey, it got a reaction
52:15 <SeXy_LeBo_GuY> fuck kebabs there for turks lol
52:23 <sandraa> SeXy_LeBo_GuY sif
52:27 <Sgt-Splode> http://img11.abload.de/img/househyuw.jpg <--- a little more "safe for work"
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53:14 <Pieter> haha you funny man
53:15 <Pieter> :)
53:33 <sandraa> hmmm
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54:12 <Just_Me> Hi all
54:26 <sandraa> hey Just_Me
54:43 Nick: sandraa is now known as Just_You
54:46 <Just_You> :)
54:51 <Just_Me> hahaha
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55:30 <Just_You> :)
55:34 <Just_You> soo
55:37 <Just_You> supp
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55:54 <Deadmau5> too many apples makes u poop lots
56:10 <Just_You> thats nice to know
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56:28 <Deadmau5> wow theres a guy that's going to skydive from space
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56:36 <Deadmau5> A "space diver" will try to smash the nearly 50-year-old record for the highest jump this year, becoming the first person to go supersonic in freefall
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56:54 <Just_You> he will die
56:55 <Just_Me> imagine if the parachute don't open
56:58 <Just_You> poor thing
57:08 <Just_Me> u know that the last thing to go thru his mind will be?
57:18 <Deadmau5> "In early aircraft development, they thought it was a wall they couldn't pass without breaking apart. In our case, the vehicle is flesh and blood, and he'll be exposed to some extreme forces."
57:19 <Just_Me> his asshole!!
57:19 <Just_You> sex
57:19 <Just_You> ?
57:26 <Just_You> meh
57:43 <Just_You> he will die
57:45 <Just_You> no shit
57:47 <Just_You> his a dumbass
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58:07 <Deadmau5> he's sponsored by redbull... he's probably all high off it n thinks he has wings
58:17 <Just_You> lol
58:21 <Just_You> hahah
58:25 <Just_You> fuck red bull
58:32 <Just_You> all there adds are about sex
58:47 <Just_Me> can u fuck a red bull without him getting agry?
58:49 <Just_You> but my body longs for u yeah fuck off red bull
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59:16 <Deadmau5> apparently it gives you stiffy's at the beach
59:37 <Just_You> yeah nah
59:53 <Deadmau5> if u get a stiffy in speedo's... will they turn into a Gstring?
00:06 <Just_You> no
00:08 <Deadmau5> coz there aint much room to move in them things
00:38 <Student1> ummm
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00:55 <Pieter> fuck
00:57 <Just_You> hmmm
00:59 <Pieter> still so tired
01:04 <Just_You> samee
01:08 <Pieter> im gonna go lay down
01:14 <Student1> Just_You: nice gay jesture
01:17 <Pieter> god knows i wont be able to sleep:(
01:24 <Student1> Pieter: you are normally tired :P
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01:46 <Pieter> only cos i work so fucked up hrs :/
01:50 <Just_You> ur the best thing i never knew i needed
01:57 Nick: Just_You is now known as sandraa
02:01 <Student1> Pieter: you said you are retired
02:03 <Student1> ummm
02:03 <Pieter> i know sandraa
02:05 <Student1> ohhh
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02:10 <Pieter> Student1: tired silly:p
02:14 <Student1> undercover sandraa
02:17 <sandraa> '?
02:20 <Student1> Pieter: ok dokie
02:23 <Pieter> back later
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02:30 <Student> ummm
02:34 <Student> well
02:38 <Student> ok sandraa
02:44 <sandraa> Student huh?
02:45 <sandraa> lol
02:48 <Student> why you have to change the nick?
02:49 <Student> ummm
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02:56 <sandraa> lol coz
02:57 <Student> are you up to something?
02:59 <sandraa> i like my name
03:01 <sandraa> lol
03:04 <sandraa> nope
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03:42 <Student> i was talking about nick Just_You
03:47 <Student> ummm
03:50 <sandraa> ooo
03:53 <Student> silly
03:58 <Student> o yes
04:00 <Student> ummm
04:08 <sandraa> i just had that nick coz of Just me
04:10 <Student> !!!
04:23 <Student> oh yes i figured that out
04:30 <sandraa> :)
04:30 <sandraa> yes
04:33 <Student> but why you did that
04:35 <Student> ummmm
04:42 <sandraa> lol y not
04:46 <Student> annoying just_me?
04:50 <Student> i don't know
04:52 <sandraa> lol
04:58 <Student> every thing is for a resaon
05:00 <sandraa> coz im hilarious
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06:01 <Student> are you?
06:10 <sandraa> yes
06:11 <Student> ppl need hilarious
06:15 <sandraa> yes
06:18 <Student> ummm
06:21 <Student> yes yes what?
06:25 <Student> you need to be quick
06:28 <Student> super quick
06:34 <Student> you are too slow hilarious
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06:39 <Student> ppl want FAST hilarious
06:40 <sandraa> =.
06:40 <Student> ummm
06:44 <sandraa> alrite
06:44 <sandraa> ?
06:48 <Student> don't know
06:52 <Student> you got job?
07:02 <Student> ummm
07:08 <sandraa> yes
07:10 <Student> you take a lot of time to answer question
07:14 <Student> what is wrong with you
07:15 <Student> ummm
07:18 <Student> what job are you doing
07:20 <Student> ?
07:21 <Student> ummm
07:25 <sandraa> maccaz
07:34 <Student> serving at maccaz?
07:35 <Student> ummm
07:46 <sandraa> yes
07:54 <Student> ok Cool, i am happy for you
07:59 <Student> that is just a start
08:07 <Student> don't let your self drowned in it
08:11 <Student> it is just a start
08:14 <Student> keep on moving
08:35 <sandraa> yes i plan 2
08:44 <Student> lol @ plan
08:50 <Student> there is no such thing as a plan
09:02 <Student> or in other words plan work slow
09:17 <Student> grabbing the right oppertunity is the best and reliable way to go
09:27 <Student> but you have to know what are you picking
09:28 <Student> ummm
09:55 <Deadmau5> coconuts and orchids!
09:58 <Student> or like picking within your limits
10:00 <Student> ummm
10:03 <Deadmau5> me love de erbal
10:13 <Student> but you are dead
10:16 <sandraa> Student do i not know this already?
10:30 * Student throws Deadmau5 in his grave
10:39 <Student> sandraa: knowing is different from doing
10:47 <Student> now a days lot many ppl know many thing
10:58 <Student> but very few blogs are actually acting up on it
11:03 <Student> so understand the difference
11:04 <Student> ummmm
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11:13 <Student> you sound like exhausted sandraa
11:14 <Student> ummm
11:16 <Student> any way
11:19 <sandraa> lol
11:25 <sandraa> haha why do i sound exhausted?
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11:40 <Student> sandraa: why do some1 sound like exhausted?
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11:48 <Student> needed to clearify more? :)
11:49 <Student> ummmm
11:56 <Student> oh VenGeancE
11:57 <sandraa> lol well im not
12:09 <Student> sandraa: that is what you like to think
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13:10 <VenGeancE> sup Student, give me updates
13:17 <sandraa> ok
13:23 * Student passes VenGeancE some updates
13:25 <Student> ummm
13:36 <Student> VenGeancE: why you have to come undercover?
13:37 <Student> ummm
13:56 <VenGeancE> no good, you failed Student your visa has been cancelled
13:59 <Student> sandraa: what is your duty time?
14:17 <Student> VenGeancE: it is better than getting deport :P
14:21 <Student> or thrown out
14:24 <Student> hahahha
14:29 <Student> man you are silly
14:38 <Student> way to silly
14:44 <Student> way too silly
14:46 <Student> ummm
14:53 <sandraa> =/
15:07 <VenGeancE> my taliban's paki mate relax son
15:19 <sandraa> i feel the night explode when were together
15:24 <Student> VenGeancE: how is humping donkeys going for ya?
15:30 <Student> sandraa: oh sure
15:31 <sandraa> take me im yours in2 ur arms never let me go
15:39 <Student> sandraa: ok
15:46 <VenGeancE> i dont have one like yourself at home, makes me jealous lol
15:57 <Student> sandraa: but make sure you clean your mouth :P
16:05 <PandasDontDrive> oh fuck me
16:12 <PandasDontDrive> i love sandwiches
16:13 <sandraa> 2nite i really need to know, tell it to my heart tell me im the only one is this really love or just a game
16:13 <Student> VenGeancE: yap human being are different from Donkeys :
16:14 <Student> P
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16:19 <PandasDontDrive> but i cant finish the last half of the second one
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16:27 <Student> sandraa: just a game :P
16:38 <sandraa> lol
16:42 <sandraa> well thats not nice
16:45 <sandraa> lol
16:46 <Student> :)
16:46 <sandraa> :P
16:56 <sandraa> dont play with my heart
16:57 <sandraa> lol
17:03 <PandasDontDrive> dont break her heart
17:03 <Student> well
17:06 <VenGeancE> I wanna see you doing her a doggy while i am there in presence
17:06 <Student> it is not like tha t
17:07 <PandasDontDrive> her achey breaky heart
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17:13 <PandasDontDrive> i just dont think she'll understand
17:17 <PandasDontDrive> cause if you break her heart
17:19 <Student> it is like knowing what you are doing :P
17:22 <PandasDontDrive> her achey breaky heart
17:26 <PandasDontDrive> she just might root another man
17:43 <Count`Shagula> Thats what women are best at
17:47 <VenGeancE> it dont matter as long as she can takes it
17:47 <Count`Shagula> After house keeping that is
18:04 <Student> well it is the other way round, i want her heart to keep on pumping all the time
18:13 <Student> don't want to BREAK it any second
18:15 <Student> ummm
18:19 <Count`Shagula> Chloroform will do the trick
18:19 <PandasDontDrive> i do
18:23 <PandasDontDrive> i want to woo sandraa
18:28 <PandasDontDrive> have her fall in love with me
18:31 <PandasDontDrive> then call her FAT
18:32 <sandraa> hey girl i picture u in a bubble bath i picture ur body soaking wet so baby just take ur clothes off
18:34 <VenGeancE> she tits might be hanging out during a shag, ya Student
18:40 <Jeffy> Anyone here ever played with cacti?
18:46 <Student> VenGeancE: pass your pics when you are doing donkey or donkeys in threesome
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19:00 <VenGeancE> noo
19:03 <Student> sandraa: who said so?
19:09 <sandraa> ?
19:15 <sandraa> who said what so
19:23 <Student> VenGeancE: oh yes , all of your donkeys must be trannies :P
19:32 <Student> sandraa: you said so
19:33 <Student> ummm
19:38 <sandraa> =/
19:39 <sandraa> meh
19:43 <Student> oh yes
19:48 <Student> with that girl thingie
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20:01 <sandraa> its undeniable that we should be together
20:11 <Student> sure it is undeniable
20:18 <PanfriedSeaScallops> sandraa's wasting more time spewing vapid love lyrics when she should be using her brain
20:21 <Student> but who is denieing it on the first place
20:23 <Student> ????
20:26 <sandraa> its unbelievable how i use to say that thought never
20:28 <sandraa> lalal
20:32 <Count`Shagula> She should be working the corner
20:35 <sandraa> lol Student someone
20:38 <Student> Brain is no match with Heart
20:42 <Count`Shagula> Making her man some extra $$$
20:58 <Student> Heart is always superior than brain
20:59 <Student> ummm
21:10 <Student> brain is too slow
21:12 Nick: L[A]RRYEMDUR is now known as LARRYEMDUR
21:16 <Student> heart is quick
21:17 <Student> ;)
21:21 <Student> and accurate
21:22 <Student> ummm
21:37 <Student> sandraa: ummm someone
21:38 <Student> ummm
21:47 * Student looks for nick someone on the channel 
21:56 <Student> sarah , stebie
21:58 <Student> etc etc
22:01 <sandraa> yeahyeah 1 ur like a dream come true, 2 just wanna be with u, 3 girl its plain to see that ur only one for me 4 repeat steps 1 2 3 , 5 make u fall in love with me
22:05 <Student> but no entry with someone
22:23 <Student> lol @ repeat steps 123
22:27 <sandraa> if ever i believe my work is done then ill start back at one
22:30 <Student> that is funny
22:33 Nick: NikAway is now known as Nikky`
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22:38 <VenGeancE> Student: http://www.geo.tv/4-30-2009/41064.htm
22:39 <sandraa> so incredable the way things work themselfs out
22:41 <Student> welcome back Nikky` , the kiwi
22:45 <Nikky`> ta
22:49 <LARRYEMDUR> what's better between a great shit in the loo or a great piss in the loo ?
22:51 <sandraa> and all emotional when u know what its all about
22:52 <sandraa> lol
22:53 <Student> VenGeancE: are you humping donkeys in the link?
23:03 <VenGeancE> lol
23:12 <VenGeancE> yah
23:14 <Melanie> lil_baby - don't message me - i'm not interested in putting nappies on grown men.
23:22 <Student> LARRYEMDUR: cleaning the loo from shit and poo :P
23:29 <LARRYEMDUR> whoever is sandraa's 1st bf is going to be a very lucky person, she is so beautiful and deserves to be pampered both in and out of the sack
23:39 <kibblz> [3:25:39 am] <ko\dak> Fuck off dickhead. [3:25:51 am] <ko\dak> You threaten to kill my cat again and i'll kill you. [3:26:01 am] <ko\dak> Understand ?
23:40 <Student> lol
23:49 <LARRYEMDUR> lol
23:49 <Student> another compliment to sandraa 's beauty
23:54 <sandraa> lol first bf ? ive already had 3
23:56 <Student> sandraa: who is he?
23:58 <Student> :P
24:00 <Student> lol @ 3
24:03 <Count`Shagula> Another sad sack on irc trying to please a make believe girl
24:04 <sandraa> lol
24:05 <Student> never stop at 3
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24:08 <Count`Shagula> How freaking pathetic
24:11 <Student> you might find better :P
24:12 <Student> hahhaha
24:16 <sandraa> lol
24:18 <LARRYEMDUR> next time i see him in here I will notice him that I will do it just so I see his poor hacking skills
24:21 <sandraa> nah my first was the best
24:24 <sandraa> no second
24:25 <sandraa> lol
24:27 <sandraa> seconddd
24:28 <PanfriedSeaScallops> sandraa loves fast food like cheeseburgers.
24:34 <kibblz> MAYBE4U
24:36 <SirSly> thats why she works at maccas
24:37 <sandraa> lol doesnt everyone?
24:38 <SirSly> lol.
24:38 <Student> ummm
24:43 <SirSly> gedit?
24:44 <SirSly> :P
24:46 <SirSly> haw haw hwa
24:46 <PanfriedSeaScallops> only really stupid people LOVE maccas.
24:47 <LARRYEMDUR> sandraa loves big Chicken Parmas
24:49 <sandraa> who doesnt love cheeseburgers
24:49 <SirSly> haw haw hwa
24:50 <SirSly> haw haw haw
24:51 <SirSly> :D
24:55 <sandraa> mmm chicken parma
24:56 <SirSly> haw haw haw haw haw
25:00 <Student> i love cheeseburgers
25:01 <VenGeancE> http://globalnewsblog.com/blog/2010/01/03/pakistan-living-in-fear-peshawar-residents-caught-in-middle-of-pakistani-war-temple-daily-telegram/
25:03 <LARRYEMDUR> I had a 3 piece combo today for lunch yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
25:06 <SirSly> i love oblongs
25:07 <Student> ummm
25:08 <SirSly> :)
25:15 <sandraa> damn straight u do Student
25:18 <Student> VenGeancE: i don't live in Peshawar
25:26 <sandraa> anyone that says they dont like cheeseburgers are talking shit
25:28 <Student> sandraa: damn straight
25:29 <VenGeancE> awww lucky you
25:30 <Student> i love it
25:33 <LARRYEMDUR> sandraa - when i get couple pays behind me let me know and I will buy you a big parma and couple of pots of beer at the local pubtab
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25:45 <sandraa> lol
25:54 <sandraa> nah i dont like ppl paying for me
26:06 <Student> sandraa: oh
26:07 <LARRYEMDUR> ok sandraa we can pretedn u pay but i will stillpay
26:16 <Student> sandraa: even if that person is your Bf?
26:17 <sandraa> lol
26:22 <sandraa> Student depends
26:23 <Student> actually i don't belive in BF
26:27 <sandraa> makes me feel like a hobo
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26:38 <sandraa> i like 2 pay for myself
26:39 <LARRYEMDUR> we can roleplay sandraa, you can be the payer but i will pay when u powder ur nose after the meal
26:40 <VenGeancE> tera bibi ko bol muje land hilaye
26:41 <Count`Shagula> Food for sex, it s avalid trade
26:50 <Student> ummm lol @ depends, that is what i meant when i say you are exhausted, you can't decide
26:52 <Student> ummm
26:55 <Student> ummmm
26:58 <sandraa> lol
26:59 <sandraa> haha
27:00 <sandraa> blow me
27:03 <Student> lol @ muje land hilaye
27:10 <Student> VenGeancE: you have to sharpen your skills kid
27:15 <sandraa> well it does depend i mean im not gonna make him pay for every meal
27:18 <LARRYEMDUR> sandraa - I will take you to caulfield zagames, that's a lovely place
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27:25 Nick: SirSly is now known as Sly`away
27:28 <VenGeancE> lala la hi sandraa doll
27:34 <sandraa> but i expect him to romance me at least once a year
27:34 <sandraa> lol
27:35 <Student> sandraa: there are lot many places to blow you from, point where you want to start :P
27:42 <Student> lol @ once a year
27:46 <sandraa> hey VenGeancE
27:53 <VenGeancE> hi babes
27:55 <Student> i was thinking like every day romance
27:56 <Student> ummmm
27:59 <LARRYEMDUR> sandraa - nah, i pay for our meals the first few times then we pay 60/40 :)
28:02 <sandraa> lol nah
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28:28 <LARRYEMDUR> sandraa- whenever you want a pot and parma let me know i'll pay
28:34 <sandraa> everday romance is just a kiss
28:35 <sandraa> :)
28:39 <Student> hahaha pot and parma
28:43 <sandraa> lol
28:45 <sandraa> hahaah\
28:47 <Student> sandraa: depends
28:52 <LARRYEMDUR> sandraa - do you let a guy use a finger and circle your hand ? lol
28:53 <sandraa> doesnt depend
28:54 <sandraa> lol
28:58 <Student> sandraa: sure it
29:05 <LARRYEMDUR> and nibble on your ear ?
29:11 <PanfriedSeaScallops> sandraa do you intend on getting smarter any day soon?
29:13 <sandraa> LARRYEMDUR what homo shit is that lmfao
29:17 <sandraa> jks yeah nibble the ear
29:17 <LARRYEMDUR> massage ur feet and your shoulders ?
29:18 <sandraa> :D
29:20 <Student> sandraa: couples with understanding of each other can acheive more in small amount of time
29:23 <Student> ummm
29:26 <PanfriedSeaScallops> or do you prefer being a clueless attention whore/
29:42 <LARRYEMDUR> but anyway
29:43 <sandraa> i think its all about the kiss
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29:46 <ii> <MashPotato> bron had these dirty white panties on when i saw her after the rave, and she had this yellow urine soaked patch on her grloin
29:49 <Student> nibble the year is cool so as kissing the forehead
29:49 <VenGeancE> Student find an alternative channel we dont want you here
29:49 <Student> ummmm
29:50 <LARRYEMDUR> pot & parma whenever u want it let me know babes
29:52 <sandraa> a guys kiss is like wow
29:55 <PandasDontDrive> im going to marry a banana
29:56 <Student> VenGeancE: prove it
30:08 <VenGeancE> boom
30:13 <Krank24-7> hey ne1 sellin 2gz bud in melb msg me :D
30:14 <PandasDontDrive> sandraa do you like pashing?
30:18 <sandraa> no shit
30:19 <sandraa> :P
30:21 <PandasDontDrive> dont you ever have the urge to root?
30:22 <sandraa> who doesnt
30:23 <PandasDontDrive> lol
30:26 <Student> sandraa: it is not about the kiss at all, it is about the matching pace of kiss
30:27 <sandraa> lol
30:29 <Student> ummmm
30:32 <sandraa> PandasDontDrive i can hold back
30:37 <PandasDontDrive> every guy here has that urge every 3 seconds
30:38 <sandraa> im not despo
30:42 <PandasDontDrive> its a proven fact i just made up
30:44 <sandraa> yeah coz ur men
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30:54 <PandasDontDrive> i can hold back
30:54 <Student> sandraa: at different time you are on a different pace, one way pace is always boring
30:58 <Student> ummmm
31:05 <sandraa> yes
31:08 <sandraa> true
31:12 <VenGeancE> i am an American terrorist in London ummm
31:13 <PanfriedSeaScallops> sandraa works in aerospace
31:16 <Krank24-7> some1s gotta have at least 2gz lyin around!
31:19 <Student> VenGeancE: hahahhaa
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31:36 <Student> a lot of things said about sandraa
31:44 <Student> on the face and behind the back
31:49 <sandraa> =/
31:53 <Student> but not many ppl have any idea what they are saying
31:54 <Student> ummm
31:56 <Student> pitty
32:03 <sandraa> lol
32:05 <sandraa> meh
32:09 <Student> !!!
32:18 <LARRYEMDUR> who else likes this Destroyed in seconds show on foxtel ? its fucking ace
32:19 <PanfriedSeaScallops> Sandraa did u ever get better marks than your sis in school?
32:32 <sandraa> yes
32:37 <sandraa> i kicked ass in sport lol
32:42 <VenGeancE> i'll die for my holy jihad allah huakbar
32:43 <sandraa> a plus
32:46 <sandraa> my teacher loved me
32:48 <PanfriedSeaScallops> A+ ?
32:49 <PanfriedSeaScallops> woah
32:50 <Student> i think the girls that are not that good in study are better housewives than the girls that are Einstien
32:52 <Student> ummm
33:03 <sandraa> on my bday every year she always would buy me something
33:05 <Student> what sport do you play?
33:06 <Student> footy?
33:07 <sandraa> best teacher out
33:11 <VenGeancE> surfing
33:15 <sandraa> Student i meant at school
33:16 <Student> surfing?
33:24 <sandraa> lol but i use 2 play netball and then soccer
33:27 <Student> yap at school what sport do you play?
33:27 <VenGeancE> wave surfs
33:31 <Student> netball
33:33 <Student> ummm
33:34 <Student> well
33:35 <sandraa> all different shit
33:36 <pervert> krankits
33:41 <sandraa> netball and soccer was out of school
33:42 <Student> totally different shit
33:44 <Student> ummmm
33:50 <PanfriedSeaScallops> netball you're allowed to be fat, not soccer
33:52 <arlph> i wish you idiots would go euthanise yourselves instead of talking
33:54 <PanfriedSeaScallops> unless you're a goalkeeper
33:57 <sandraa> netball we always one our goalie was a mad bitch at scoring
34:10 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallops i was mid field
34:12 <sandraa> :)
34:12 <VenGeancE> euthansia
34:15 <sandraa> or uppe
34:16 <sandraa> r
34:21 <Student> mid fielder ummmm
34:25 <sandraa> soccer was the best
34:28 <sandraa> by far
34:32 <sandraa> always got in2 fights
34:34 <arlph> i hate it when fat people play sports because of their friends
34:36 <arlph> it's like go away
34:37 <arlph> you're fat
34:38 <sandraa> love love loved it
34:39 <arlph> and you'll make us lose
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34:40 <Student> that sporting things comes in your personality
34:41 <Student> ummm
34:48 <arlph> they run 10 metres and puff out
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35:03 <sandraa> lol i miss soccer so bad
35:08 <sandraa> had an awesome team
35:16 <Student> sandraa: you should play Bat and Ball :AP
35:22 <LARRYEMDUR> sandraa - how long u been at maccas now ?
35:22 <sandraa> and we were the only team to have pink tops all the other bitches were jelous
35:24 <Student> i always like bat and ball
35:25 <Student> :P
35:36 <Student> what the hell with the pink tops
35:37 <Student> lol
35:38 <sandraa> lol for like a lil over a month?
35:43 <Student> the pink soccer team :P
35:45 <sandraa> lol
35:48 <sandraa> it was sexy
35:56 <Student> lol @ sexy
35:56 <sandraa> i still have the pink top
35:58 <sandraa> its awesome
36:01 <pervert> yer
36:03 <pervert> ...
36:04 <pervert> sandraa
36:06 <Student> yes sexy for sure
36:11 <sandraa> pervert
36:12 <sandraa> :)
36:13 Nick: Nikky` is now known as NikAway
36:13 <LARRYEMDUR> sandraa - bullshit babe, you been there since atleast early november, I remember u got the job when i was still at the taxi place and i left there november 18th
36:15 <VenGeancE> is it true your missus like Iranians in bed
36:16 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@114.72.6B814F.C1D8AF
36:18 <Student> good thing you ppl have not fallen for Blue :P
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36:27 <arlph> YER
36:30 <arlph> YERRRRRRRRRRR
36:30 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmm.
36:49 <arlph> pervert is flying
36:52 <sandraa> LARRYEMDUR no coz they didnt tell me i had the job till like 4 months later
37:03 <sandraa> i thought i didnt get it
37:05 <VenGeancE> wasps
37:07 <Student> VenGeancE: did you train your donkeys to hump you back? :P
37:23 <LARRYEMDUR> sandraa - no, i know you started in early-mid november
37:29 <pervert> WASPS
37:35 <arlph> wasp sting
37:41 <sandraa> LARRYEMDUR no i got the job but didnt start
37:48 <LARRYEMDUR> doh !
38:00 <VenGeancE> wasps GPS anttena
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39:32 <sandraa> take me back to something, something that i lost somehow something that ive lost along the way
39:50 <sandraa> take me back to something that i need somehow to brighten up my day
39:52 <kibblz> ?
39:54 <Student> the lost world , Jurassic park
39:55 <Student> ummmm
40:01 <sandraa> =]
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40:04 <kibblz> lost world of course.
40:13 <Student> well going back is a difficult thing
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40:19 <Student> not many ppl can acheive that
40:21 <Student> umm
40:27 <sandraa> u dont go back
40:31 <sandraa> u only go forward
40:40 <Student> ummm
40:40 <sandraa> mmmmm
40:42 * pervert pats sandraa
40:42 <sandraa> dododo
40:45 <sandraa> ooooooo
40:47 * sandraa smiles
40:51 * pervert purrs
40:54 <pervert> lol :P
40:57 <Dimebag_Darrell> u smell
40:57 <Student> well it is like going forward to find your past :P
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41:04 <PanfriedSeaScallops> sandraa u should pick up all those subjects you missed while doing VCAL
41:06 <sandraa> u got my attention and hello we had this connection that wouldnt let go there was something sexy about ur voice
41:08 <Student> the lovely passed past
41:09 <Student> ummmm
41:21 <Student> my voice ? :P
41:21 <sandraa> and now we break up to make up right away just an excuse to lay in bed all day
41:24 <sandraa> lalala
41:26 <Student> but you never heared me
41:38 <Student> lol
41:43 <Student> that is rubbish poetry
41:57 * alch3my coughs at sandraa
41:58 <sandraa> i know the girls r sexy but u know how to use it u can keep me up the phone all nite
42:02 <Student> not much substance in it
42:04 <sandraa> lol
42:06 <sandraa> what
42:07 <sandraa> =/
42:09 <alch3my> *coughs*
42:11 <PanfriedSeaScallops> sandraa, learn some chemistry
42:17 <Student> siff keep me up the phone all nite
42:21 <Student> that is boring
42:22 <Student> ummmm
42:28 <Student> long distance relationships
42:30 <Student> ummmm
42:30 * sandraa coughs in alch3my's ear
42:37 <alch3my> !
42:39 <sandraa> lol
42:41 <alch3my> that was a tongue!
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42:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@58.171.B2265B.7FBFF5
42:47 Kick: doctor was kicked by ChanOP (when you can learn and respect the rules, you will be allowed back in (excessiv)
42:56 <Student> wow he is banned
42:58 <Student> ummmm
43:06 Quit: WiLd_TuRkeY ([email protected]) Quit:
43:09 <pervert> he's not a real doctor
43:12 <pervert> that's why
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43:39 <Student> does't matter if he was the real one
43:45 <sandraa> nope
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44:18 <PanfriedSeaScallops> sandraa do you know why the sky is blue? did they teach you that in VCAL science?
44:19 <LARRYEMDUR> lol @ doctor's ban, serve him right. he reckons he is the shit
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44:20 <sandraa> eh ahaa
44:21 <sandraa> eh
44:42 <PanfriedSeaScallops> or why sounds travel further at night?
44:42 <Dimebag_Darrell> lol student is a paki and he thinks your words are shit
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44:46 <Dimebag_Darrell> interesting
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45:02 <LARRYEMDUR> sandraa - if I come into your work next saturday will you have a cheeseburger with me during your break ? we could chat
45:08 <Student> ummm
45:19 <Student> Dimebag_Darrell: hahhaha
45:28 <Student> Dimebag_Darrell: stranger things happened in the past
45:29 <Student> ummm
45:31 <Dimebag_Darrell> heh
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45:38 <Dimebag_Darrell> that's true
45:43 <sandraa> i love the way u wind it girl the way u pop lock and do it the way u drop down and do it i love the way u do it i love the way u wind it girl the way u put ur back in2
46:03 <sandraa> LARRYEMDUR i dont have breaks
46:04 <Dimebag_Darrell> fuck sandraa, you need a root
46:07 <Student> lol @ put your back in2
46:08 <sandraa> i dont work hardly nomore
46:11 <Dimebag_Darrell> it's all you talk about
46:16 <sandraa> it*
46:22 <Dimebag_Darrell> all your shitty songs are just root song
46:22 <LARRYEMDUR> sandraa - then what are you doing for $$ ?
46:23 <Dimebag_Darrell> s
46:27 <sandraa> Dimebag_Darrell its a song
46:31 <sandraa> :P
46:34 <sandraa> yeah well thats rnb
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46:41 <LARRYEMDUR> sandraa - can you please pm me ?
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46:55 <pervert> Fennec_Fox mate
46:57 <Dimebag_Darrell> rnb be shit yo
47:23 <Student> LARRYEMDUR: you are desperate :P
47:24 <sandraa> siff
47:25 <sandraa> :)
47:29 <sandraa> LARRYEMDUR u pm me
47:30 <Student> desperate House Boys :P
47:31 <Student> hahhaa
47:34 <alch3my> Ive watched you Student ;)
47:37 <sandraa> im not in2 pms
47:39 <LARRYEMDUR> Student - no, I want to chat with her about work, I am concerned !
47:42 <Student> alch3my: i am watching you :P
47:47 <alch3my> Student: No!
47:48 <Student> LARRYEMDUR: sure you are ;)
47:48 <sandraa> lol
47:50 <alch3my> My webcam is off.
47:52 <Student> alch3my: oh yes
47:53 <sandraa> alch3my and Student make love
47:55 <sandraa> please
47:56 <LARRYEMDUR> yeah sandraa no 1 likes pre-mentral stress either
47:56 <alch3my> no
47:58 <sandraa> go in for the pashh
47:58 <alch3my> me and you sandraa
47:59 <Student> alch3my: hahhaaha
48:07 <sandraa> lol
48:12 <Dimebag_Darrell> damn girl. ug girl. work it girl. yeah girl. that's it girl. go girl. unh
48:15 <Dimebag_Darrell> great lyrics
48:17 <Student> alch3my: oh you are on channel debian
48:18 <Student> wow
48:19 <alch3my> You are indian Student, You lied the other night :(
48:20 <sandraa> lol
48:23 <Dimebag_Darrell> put it over a generic beat and you've got a hit
48:24 <sandraa> hahah Dimebag_Darrell u love it
48:29 <Student> i am not an indian student
48:33 <sandraa> u love the way i sex u baby the way i drive u crazy
48:34 <alch3my> no. Just indian
48:37 <alch3my> ;)
48:41 <Student> hahahah
48:42 <LARRYEMDUR> Student is a 43 yr old pakistani student
48:42 <alch3my> Why did you whois me for? :P
48:46 Quit: BlackVelvet^ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
48:46 <Student> i am not indian either
48:48 * sandraa does the robot dance
48:49 <alch3my> paki, indian, same shit ;p
48:50 <Student> lol @ 43
49:00 <Student> alch3my: no there shit are different
49:15 <Terri> they all smell the same l know that
49:24 <Student> alch3my: they are vegetarian and we are meat lovers , so shits are bound to be different :P
49:24 <amsy> hehh
49:35 <alch3my> its all curry to me!
49:40 <PanfriedSeaScallops> sandraa is the target audience for those RnB songs.
49:46 <Student> alch3my: hahahaa you need to learn more
49:55 <alch3my> thats why you joined debian for? :P
49:57 <PanfriedSeaScallops> amsy! what does prod mean?
49:58 <sandraa> im gone to help my mama with washing
49:59 <sandraa> brb
50:06 <Dimebag_Darrell> modern rnb is so far removed from real rnb it's not funny
50:14 <PanfriedSeaScallops> Real RnB was 1950s
50:15 <Dimebag_Darrell> The rolling stones are rnb
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50:19 Nick: sandraa is now known as BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR
50:20 <Dimebag_Darrell> The who are rnb
50:21 <BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR> <
50:21 <amsy> hahahahaha PanfriedSeaScallops
50:22 <BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR> :)
50:24 <PanfriedSeaScallops> sif they were
50:24 <PandasDontDrive> sting like buffallos
50:28 <Student> alch3my: joining a site is a differnt thing
50:28 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmm.
50:30 <PanfriedSeaScallops> Stones were just mediocre
50:35 <Student> alch3my: and i am a student any way
50:38 <alch3my> er
50:44 <Dimebag_Darrell> c'mon man, under my thumb is an awesome song
50:50 <PanfriedSeaScallops> mid 60s Stones is bearable.
50:53 <PanfriedSeaScallops> but it was never RnB
50:57 <Dimebag_Darrell> just cause mick can't sing and they can't stay in time
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52:43 <Dimebag_Darrell> do do do, do do do love my way
52:45 <Dimebag_Darrell> it's a new rule
52:56 <Dimebag_Darrell> I follow, where my mind goes
53:10 Quit: Mayhem ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
53:37 <dudley> eat a dick and choke on it Dimebag_Darrell and die from choking.
53:42 <Student> wb VenGeancE , donkey humper
53:44 <Student> ummm
53:56 * alch3my lols at dudley
54:09 <dudley> don't you mean with ? :P
54:12 <Dimebag_Darrell> * alch3my blows dudley
54:21 <alch3my> nah, previous.. earlier today...
54:22 <alch3my> at. ;)
54:31 <dudley> CUNT
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54:31 Kick: dudley was kicked by ChanOP ((Daniel) No C word or any of its variations)
54:34 <alch3my> hahahahahahaha
54:55 <pervert> that was good.
54:58 <alch3my> yeah
55:00 <Dimebag_Darrell> nah
55:07 <Dimebag_Darrell> he knows what he's doing
55:10 Quit: Fennec_Fox ([email protected]) Quit:
55:15 <pervert> duh
55:22 <alch3my> .. correct
56:04 * VenGeancE slaps Student around a bit with a large trout
56:07 Quit: BANKROBBER ([email protected]) Connection reset by peer
56:51 <Dimebag_Darrell> fkn fkrs
57:04 <Dimebag_Darrell> you make me want to spit
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57:26 <alch3my> use a tissue
57:40 <Dimebag_Darrell> gimme your undies
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57:56 <alch3my> you can have my stinky boxer shorts if you want... let me wear em for a few weeks first
58:23 <Dimebag_Darrell> well you let me know
58:30 <Dimebag_Darrell> in the meantime
58:31 <FLWLSS> dimebag, would u like my g string and bra thats what im wearing atm
58:35 <Dimebag_Darrell> Who's going to see mastodon next week?
58:38 <amsy> hahahahahaha
58:43 <alch3my> alright, who do I address it to? the loser pantera fan c/o dimebag is dead?
59:21 <PandasDontDrive> phwoar
59:26 <PandasDontDrive> this chick just then
59:26 <PandasDontDrive> fark
59:29 <PandasDontDrive> so so hot
59:36 <alch3my> tennis, PandasDontDrive? ;)
59:36 <Dimebag_Darrell> no, just a self adrressed envelope to 1 wanker dr, alch3my
59:41 <PandasDontDrive> lol
59:52 <alch3my> Dimebag_Darrell: im too shocked to say ...fail.
59:56 <Dimebag_Darrell> 90210
59:56 <PandasDontDrive> naw
59:57 <Dimebag_Darrell> :P
00:02 <PandasDontDrive> my best chick mate has the hottest friends
00:09 <alch3my> hook me up scotty
00:11 <PandasDontDrive> but she only ever brings the 18 yr olds around
00:11 <PandasDontDrive> lol
00:23 <alch3my> beggers cant be choosers ;p
00:44 <Dimebag_Darrell> look at panda getting all bashful and shit
00:52 <Dimebag_Darrell> can't touch the 18 yr olds :P
00:57 <Dimebag_Darrell> sacred land they are
01:00 <PanfriedSeaScallops> meat market
01:05 <FLWLSS> mmm im so horny i feel like taking my bra off
01:10 * FLWLSS lix her boobs
01:33 <PanfriedSeaScallops> omg FLWLSS! you're the next sandraa and bron!
01:38 <alch3my> hey
01:41 <alch3my> sandraa isnt bad
01:42 <Dimebag_Darrell> and hornay belle
01:45 <Dimebag_Darrell> roleld into one
02:00 <BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR> back
02:00 <LARRYEMDUR> [16:01] -NickOP- *** FLWLSS Identification List ***
02:01 <LARRYEMDUR> -
02:01 <LARRYEMDUR> [16:01] -NickOP- 1 CrAzYWoG
02:02 <Dimebag_Darrell> one fat lump
02:02 <Student> FLWLSS: you are so a hooker
02:04 Quit: stamina ([email protected]) Quit:
02:06 <Student> idiot
02:10 <alch3my> yeah, i could have told you it was a dude
02:10 <alch3my> ;)
02:12 Nick: BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR is now known as sandraa
02:13 <LARRYEMDUR> so in saying that crazywog is a crossdressing freak
02:25 <Student> sandraa: that was a quick wash
02:30 <sandraa> lol
02:34 <Dimebag_Darrell> THE BELLY OF THE WHALE!!!
02:34 <Student> sandraa: was that Curtains?
02:34 <PanfriedSeaScallops> sandraa, what are you gonna say when your kids ask "mum, what makes the sky blue?"
02:36 <sandraa> i was putting up clothes
02:37 <FLWLSS> larryemdur im a mate of that guys
02:37 <PanfriedSeaScallops> "uhhhhhhhh i dunno?"
02:40 <sandraa> no
02:42 <Student> sandraa: wow
02:44 <Student> ummm
02:46 <sandraa> i put up 2 baskets
02:47 <sandraa> :)
02:48 <LARRYEMDUR> sandraa sms'ed me just to tell me she just had to trim her pubic hair around her vagina
02:52 <Student> sandraa: all good
02:53 <sandraa> helped my mama
02:56 <PanfriedSeaScallops> "sorry kids, i failed year 8 and 9 science"
03:00 <Dimebag_Darrell> lol
03:04 <alch3my> how can you fail science :(
03:13 <Dimebag_Darrell> when's django normally log in?
03:13 <sandraa> lol
03:22 <LARRYEMDUR> `seen django
03:36 <alch3my> .seen django
03:39 <midori> I found 5 matches to your query (sorted): Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister Django_Reinhardt Drongo_VBHeart engrish_teecha Django. Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister ([email protected]) was last seen parting #Melbourne 11 hours, 20 minutes ago stating "#melbourne NO SANDRAA I WILL NOT HAVE CYBERSEX WITH YOU".
03:56 <Dimebag_Darrell> lololol
03:58 <alch3my> think that should be quiet :P
04:01 <LARRYEMDUR> .seen django
04:01 <midori> I found 5 matches to your query (sorted): Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister Django_Reinhardt Drongo_VBHeart engrish_teecha Django. Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister ([email protected]) was last seen parting #Melbourne 11 hours, 21 minutes ago stating "#melbourne NO SANDRAA I WILL NOT HAVE CYBERSEX WITH YOU".
04:06 <sandraa> lol
04:07 <LARRYEMDUR> .seen django .......
04:07 <midori> I found 5 matches to your query (sorted): Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister Django_Reinhardt Drongo_VBHeart engrish_teecha Django. Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister ([email protected]) was last seen parting #Melbourne 11 hours, 21 minutes ago stating "#melbourne NO SANDRAA I WILL NOT HAVE CYBERSEX WITH YOU".
04:08 <sandraa> hahaha
04:13 <Dimebag_Darrell> !seen django
04:13 <LARRYEMDUR> .seen django ......................................
04:15 <midori> I found 5 matches to your query (sorted): Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister Django_Reinhardt Drongo_VBHeart engrish_teecha Django. Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister ([email protected]) was last seen parting #Melbourne 11 hours, 21 minutes ago stating "#melbourne NO SANDRAA I WILL NOT HAVE CYBERSEX WITH YOU".
04:15 <PanfriedSeaScallops> lol sif not marry sandra
04:24 <sandraa> :P
04:28 <LARRYEMDUR> .seen django .....
04:29 <midori> I found 5 matches to your query (sorted): Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister Django_Reinhardt Drongo_VBHeart engrish_teecha Django. Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister ([email protected]) was last seen parting #Melbourne 11 hours, 21 minutes ago stating "#melbourne NO SANDRAA I WILL NOT HAVE CYBERSEX WITH YOU".
04:38 <LARRYEMDUR> .seen django
04:39 <midori> I found 5 matches to your query (sorted): Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister Django_Reinhardt Drongo_VBHeart engrish_teecha Django. Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister ([email protected]) was last seen parting #Melbourne 11 hours, 21 minutes ago stating "#melbourne NO SANDRAA I WILL NOT HAVE CYBERSEX WITH YOU".
04:39 Kick: LARRYEMDUR was kicked by ChanOP ([TheWJM] aaron.....)
04:40 Join: LARRYEMDUR ([email protected]) to #melbourne
04:44 <sandraa> lol
04:45 <LARRYEMDUR> yes sir ?
04:48 <orly> .seen orly
04:51 <midori> orly, go look in a mirror.
04:54 <sandraa> lol
04:55 <Dimebag_Darrell> how can jay-z say that 'he lives in tribeca next to deniro, but i'll be hood forever' and mean it?
04:58 <orly> can someone do a seen on me?
04:58 <alch3my> Ima kick your ass you little fuck.
05:01 <LARRYEMDUR> TheWJM - are you busy sir
05:03 <orly> i want to see my previous nicks
05:07 <PanfriedSeaScallops> in the early stages, the sandraa-bot was only programmed for a few short words like 'lol, sif, lmao, omg'
05:15 <LARRYEMDUR> .seen LARRYEMDUR
05:16 <sandraa> :P
05:16 <midori> LARRYEMDUR, go look in a mirror.
05:19 <alch3my> yeah
05:20 <TheWJM> .seen my_arse
05:21 <alch3my> go look in the mirror
05:23 <alch3my> AND BREAK IT
05:23 <midori> TheWJM, I don't remember seeing my_arse.
05:23 <sandraa> lol
05:25 <LARRYEMDUR> no mirror ! i will break it
05:26 <Dimebag_Darrell> yeah, she's gotten a tongue on her in the last few weeks
05:31 <sandraa> .seen sandra
05:32 <LARRYEMDUR> some1 do me
05:33 <midori> sandraa, I don't remember seeing sandra.
05:34 <sandraa> .seen sandraa
05:35 <midori> sandraa, go look in a mirror.
05:37 <sandraa> i will
05:39 <sandraa> :P
05:43 <sandraa> ill make love 2 it
05:44 <sandraa> 2
05:49 <defunct> .seen orly
05:51 <midori> defunct, orly is right here!
05:52 <sandraa> lol
05:54 <defunct> there ya go
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05:58 <sandraa> midori u smart bitch u
05:59 <sandraa> :)
06:07 <LARRYEMDUR> TheWJM wanna meet up and have fish, dimsims and potatoe cakes ? i want to show you the lovely girl I have a crush on at the local fish shop
06:10 <Student> sandraa: be nice to little dudes :P
06:12 <LARRYEMDUR> she is 17 and so flirty !
06:17 <Student> sandraa: don't blow their minds off
06:20 <TheWJM> fishy?
06:28 <sandraa> lol
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06:37 <Student> sandraa: the way you spin their mind, they come back with saying shit about you on the channel
06:38 <LARRYEMDUR> she is so hot, and no doubt italian stunner
06:39 <PanfriedSeaScallops> uh oh, the sandraa bot is stuck on the 'lol' command
06:39 <TheWJM> annnnnnnnd does she swallow?
06:41 <Student> lol
06:44 <ANDY> people
06:53 <Student> first of all she is not Italian up to my knowledge
06:54 <sandraa> lol siff Student
07:00 <LARRYEMDUR> TheWJM - she is even sexier when it is very hot weather, she shoes off her boxer shorts !
07:05 <ANDY> hey sandra d
07:10 <FLWLSS> sandraa, come join me in a lezbo 3 some baby were 2 horny chicks with no bras and g strings
07:11 <sandraa> heyy ANDY
07:11 <sandraa> :)
07:16 <TheWJM> kinkeeee
07:23 <sandraa> FLWLSS thats my weakness
07:25 <sandraa> howd u know
07:33 <amsy> my god
07:33 <sandraa> thats my every fantasy and desire
07:39 * TheWJM hands sandraa come carpet
07:40 <LARRYEMDUR> you know how it goes ? the shorts are lower so the boxershorts can be shown in public
07:42 <PanfriedSeaScallops> sandraa loves white bread, dethawed/microwaved pattie and sliced cheese.
07:42 <amsy> sickening
07:46 <alch3my> FLWLSS is a fat bloke
07:52 <sandraa> lol
07:52 <LARRYEMDUR> she loves it when guys get horny over her and cant take their eyes off her
07:53 <amsy> im going back to bed
07:54 <sandraa> haha
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07:58 <sandraa> eww
08:06 <Dimebag_Darrell> emjoy the snow amsy
08:06 <LARRYEMDUR> just make sure if u perve on her, that her father isnt anywhere near LOL
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08:14 <alch3my> sits behind irc all day in womens clothes trying to be closer to women ;)
08:24 <alch3my> thats why he had a bra on :(
08:31 <VenGeancE> amsy: Europe is so green?
08:44 <sandraa> lol
08:55 <Dimebag_Darrell> Rodriguez is playing the corner in april
08:58 <Dimebag_Darrell> fkn good shit
09:03 <amsy> VenGeancE: when its not white?
09:16 <alch3my> .seen test
09:17 <FLWLSS> fine then no 1 believes me im female im at my mates crazywogs house atm using his pc thats y it says his nick
09:17 <pervert> the windows shell
09:29 <alch3my> .seen alch3my
09:34 <Dimebag_Darrell> FLWLSS: no noe cares
09:34 <Student> living in a place like Euorpe must be pretty tough
09:39 <amsy> if youre so horny why dont you fuck him then FLWLSS
09:44 <Student> it is too cool for my liking
09:57 <Dimebag_Darrell> karachi must be a hellhole though
09:58 <amsy> instead of pretending to be taking off your bra on irc
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10:12 <FLWLSS> i dont want lebo cock i want aussie cock
10:19 <sandraa> lol
10:21 <alch3my> you're gay wogboy
10:27 <sandraa> mmm gay guys
10:36 <Student> hahahha
10:47 <Wags-The-Dog> beggers can't be choosers FLWLSS
10:48 <Student> FLWLSS: you said you need 3 some lesbo :P
10:57 <Student> now all of suddent you want aussie cock
10:58 <alch3my> .seen test
11:02 <sandraa> you cant cut the cake and eat it
11:16 <arlph> IDIET
11:17 <sandraa> lol fucking lame saying
11:27 <FLWLSS> student im bisexual maybe
11:32 <alch3my> .seen test
11:33 <Dimebag_Darrell> Wogs-The-Dag has joined #melbourne
11:38 <alch3my> good :D
11:43 <VenGeancE> http://imares.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/20.jpg
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11:55 <Student> FLWLSS: yah may be shit now
11:56 * sandraa sings and dances
12:20 <PanfriedSeaScallops> you can do both at once sandraa?
12:25 <VenGeancE> Student is a war victim from Karachi
12:26 <sandraa> yes
12:28 <sandraa> :)
12:32 <PanfriedSeaScallops> maybe they shouldve had Pom Pom classes in VCAL
12:48 <sandraa> lol
12:50 <VenGeancE> he lost his student ID card
12:53 <sandraa> maybe
12:54 <sandraa> :P
12:57 <Student> VenGeancE: and you are a donkey Victim :P
12:58 <Student> hahhaa
13:00 <Wags-The-Dog> baby are you down down down down down
13:05 <Student> lol
13:07 <PanfriedSeaScallops> VCAL today 9am: nose picking class 10:30am : Fart competition
13:09 <PanfriedSeaScallops> midday: sleep
13:14 <PanfriedSeaScallops> 2pm: cheerleader practice
13:25 <Student> VenGeancE: you like it when donkeys hump you don't you? :P
13:27 <Student> hahhahaha
13:40 <PanfriedSeaScallops> 4:00pm ball-scratching tutorial
14:27 <alch3my> oO
14:33 * VenGeancE shows Student a knob
14:34 * FLWLSS sits on a table braless
14:38 <sandraa> serb music is by far the bes
14:39 <sandraa> t
14:49 * sandraa covers her innocent virgin eyes
14:50 <alch3my> FLWLSS is a MALE :(
14:51 <PanfriedSeaScallops> i have some Bojan Z albums
14:53 <PanfriedSeaScallops> serbian jazz
14:57 <Dimebag_Darrell> lol
14:58 <Dimebag_Darrell> sif
15:06 <sandraa> i have all the best
15:07 <Dimebag_Darrell> just like indian shit is awesome
15:11 <Dimebag_Darrell> but only to indians
15:16 <sandraa> i love love love serbian music makes me wanna dance
15:25 <Dimebag_Darrell> where every song sounds exactly the same
15:26 Part: mikey ([email protected]) from #melbourne
15:30 <sandraa> lol
15:33 <alch3my> yeah youd be suprised how much of that isnt serb music and you still dance to it;p
15:36 Join: mikey ([email protected]) to #melbourne
15:43 <sandraa> lol
15:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o mikey
15:51 <FLWLSS> alch3my, r u insulting me hunni
15:52 <Student> lol @ vrigin eyes
15:53 <sandraa> nah i listen 2 heaps of serb best fucking beats
16:06 <alch3my> FLWLSS: Yes, Your penis is small. I can understand why you would want people to think you are female.
16:15 <sandraa> i fucking cant wait 2 go out 2nite now
16:17 <Dimebag_Darrell> so no actual musical craftsmanship then
16:34 * sandraa pumps the musika up
16:48 <FLWLSS> alch3my, i have a virgina u fool stop insulting meh
16:53 <alch3my> FLWLSS: pics or gtfo
16:55 <Dimebag_Darrell> malakaaaaaaa mushaf bin ladennnn
17:05 <Dimebag_Darrell> *doof doof doof*
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17:16 <BAD_BOY_69> when is it australia day ?
17:22 <TheWJM> 26th
17:23 <BAD_BOY_69> and is it a public holiday ?
17:25 <alch3my> every day if you are australian
17:25 <alch3my> ;>
17:26 <TheWJM> yes
17:28 <FLWLSS> i dont know ill ask crazywog if he has 1 for you guys
17:34 <TheWJM> tuesday
17:39 <Student> who is australia's next top model?
17:40 <Student> ummmm
17:41 <Dimebag_Darrell> most of the people in here don't care about australia day
17:47 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu6cnht7NDs <-- serbian
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17:48 <alch3my> the chick who lost her pants
17:48 <midori> "
17:52 <Dimebag_Darrell> cause they're from overseas and overseas is better yuleh
17:54 <BAD_BOY_69> im not an australian an never will be
17:57 <BAD_BOY_69> IM A WOG 4 LIFE
17:57 <VenGeancE> alch3my
17:59 <BAD_BOY_69> IM A WOG 4 LIFE
18:00 <alch3my> VenGeancE
18:01 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@58.175.625FF6.DDA489
18:01 Kick: Dimebag_Darrell was kicked by ChanOP ((mikey) useless bot.)
18:02 Quit: BAD_BOY_69 ([email protected]) Quit:
18:05 <mikey> eep
18:10 <VenGeancE> who is this?
18:12 <TheWJM> eeeep
18:18 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@959c284e.internode.on.net
18:19 Kick: midori was kicked by ChanOP ((mikey) useless bot)
18:22 <sandraa> i had a dream that u were mine lala
18:25 <alch3my> dickcheese mikey.
18:41 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@58.175.625FF6.DDA489
18:43 <BlackDevil> TheWJM is a useless bot
18:45 <Student> sandraa: what a tosser
18:49 * TheWJM is!
19:00 <sandraa> lol
19:11 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallops nah im not in2 that serb
19:14 <VenGeancE> Student and his donkey's cart
19:24 <PanfriedSeaScallops> why? isnt he shit enough for you?
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20:19 <Student> VenGeancE: and you stole the donkey and donkey is humping you :P
20:25 <PanfriedSeaScallops> he's the leading jazz guy out of Serbia
20:34 <PanfriedSeaScallops> i guess you dont care for quality though
20:51 Part: mR`KoLO ([email protected]) from #melbourne
20:53 <VenGeancE> i wish
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21:19 <tetrasalicylide> Egh.
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21:43 <sandraa> lol
21:58 <sandraa> i like good beat stuff
22:00 <sandraa> :)
22:09 <PanfriedSeaScallops> ill find some meaningless pop aimed at the tween market
22:15 <PanfriedSeaScallops> that'd be more your thing
22:16 <LARRYEMDUR> sandraa loves the music she can have sex to :)
22:19 <VenGeancE> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/12/03/exploding_donkey/
22:20 <George_Mcfly> But Marty, I don't know how to talk to girls
22:28 <sandraa> no the music i can shake my ass 2
22:36 <PanfriedSeaScallops> <sandraa> what makes her so much better then me lalalalal
22:38 <LARRYEMDUR> show me on webcam sandraa
22:38 <orly> teen chicks love to have sex to music
22:45 <sandraa> u wish chicken fish
22:45 <sandraa> :)
22:54 <George_Mcfly> see PanfriedSeaScallops, you're giving people too much credit
22:55 <orly> tastes like chicken. smells like fish
22:56 <LARRYEMDUR> cum sit on my lap :)
22:59 <LARRYEMDUR> like last time hehe
23:03 <sandraa> lool
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23:11 <George_Mcfly> they don't want music they have to think about, just like they dont' want movies with a storylnie
23:20 <George_Mcfly> explosions and a beat, that's it
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23:27 <PanfriedSeaScallops> austnet people seem quite dull for that kind of thing.
23:37 <Student> you got the looks , he got the brain , lets make lot of money
23:43 <George_Mcfly> doesn't seem like the place you'd find it hey?
23:46 <Student> i siff that song
23:50 <LARRYEMDUR> that split second of fear when you lean back too far in your chair
23:59 <Student> seems more like a seceretary to the hooker
24:00 <Student> ummmm
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24:10 <PanfriedSeaScallops> i'd assume the mainstream people out at the beach or cinema would be the dull people
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24:15 <sandraa> teen girls dont wana fuck to music they would rather fuck in the car at amazing views
24:16 <PanfriedSeaScallops> and the ones who had brains/taste might be on irc
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24:24 <sandraa> shit guys even i know that
24:25 <sandraa> :P
24:33 <VenGeancE> sup terror
24:36 <Student> sandraa: you are a teenager right? :PP
24:38 <George_Mcfly> learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim
24:45 <sandraa> i get the chicks
24:45 <sandraa> :)
24:47 <Student> VenGeancE: sup humped up on? :P
24:53 <Student> lol @ get the chicks
24:56 <Student> i get the chicks too
25:00 <Student> and in quantity
25:02 <Student> hahahha
25:07 <sandraa> lol
25:10 <VenGeancE> much donkey shows knob in paki
25:11 <Student> so what is the big deal? :P
25:13 <Student> i bea you
25:22 <Student> VenGeancE: not making sense
25:37 <Student> VenGeancE: you just proved you are donkey who likes donkey
25:39 <Student> ummm
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26:01 <VenGeancE> emotional Student
26:06 Quit: EvilCereaL ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
26:16 <PanfriedSeaScallops> np: aki takase - duet for eric dolphy with rudi mahall - 17west
26:17 <FLWLSS> who wants to see my pic
26:32 <Student> can you imagine life without Emotions? :P
26:44 <Student> FLWLSS: i don't want to see the pics from xxx sites
26:46 <Student> ummm
26:47 <PanfriedSeaScallops> imagine an austnet without bron?
26:55 <Student> i imagine
27:01 <Student> austnet is fine without her
27:03 <George_Mcfly> is the tuss aphex twin?
27:05 <FLWLSS> fine then u dont get to see me
27:09 <Student> but look better with her
27:09 <sandraa> lol
27:10 <PanfriedSeaScallops> tuss and gak
27:10 <sandraa> FLWLSS
27:15 <sandraa> if ur a man i want 2 see
27:16 <PanfriedSeaScallops> Gak was 90s
27:16 <Student> FLWLSS: oh yah
27:18 <Student> ;)))
27:20 <sandraa> if ur a chick yeah nah
27:29 <alch3my> dont you hate it when you flush with the toilet lid up and some of it splashs back up
27:41 <mikey> ew
27:44 <FLWLSS> http://i23.tinypic.com/2vubrcx.jpg
27:46 <VenGeancE> Student: come to Australia if you have balls, dont be pussy in paki
27:48 <FLWLSS> there u go boys enjoy
27:51 <sandraa> lol
27:58 * alch3my gets bucket ready
27:59 <Student> lol @ balls
27:59 <alch3my> LOL
28:03 <alch3my> lol@fake pic
28:07 <Student> come to paki if you have the balls
28:09 <Student> don't be pussy :P
28:15 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3139/2549919927_51d2af54e2.jpg
28:16 <sandraa> oo snap
28:18 <VenGeancE> fuck
28:22 <sandraa> VenGeancE he got u there
28:22 <sandraa> lol
28:32 <alch3my> if I go to paki it will be to murder hundreds of innocent civillians
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28:40 <sandraa> FLWLSS i wanna see mennn
28:42 <alch3my> some shit about a war going on ;)
29:06 <Student> that was a science fiction photo
29:08 <Student> ummmm
29:12 <demon`> men?
29:23 <sandraa> yes
29:24 <VenGeancE> idont want to die in sudden attacks in paki
29:25 <alch3my> Id never go there anyway
29:45 <VenGeancE> Australia is much safer n sound
29:46 <Student> VenGeancE: that is cauz you don't have the balls to cop with it :P
29:55 <Student> safe and sound is for pussys :P
29:56 <Student> lol
30:00 <VenGeancE> i really dont :p
30:03 <sandraa> VenGeancE no its not lol haha australia is just as bad
30:05 <Student> hahahha
30:05 <alch3my> arnt you in australia Student?
30:06 <sandraa> last night
30:08 <Student> you are a timid
30:13 <sandraa> when i was out i was talking 2 this lady
30:14 <Student> hahahaha
30:23 <Student> a lady
30:25 <Student> umm alch3my
30:27 <sandraa> and her daughter who is 14 got bashed by 3, 18 year old girls
30:36 <VenGeancE> he's a student of islamic university islamabad
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30:44 <sandraa> they asked her how old are u and shes like 14 and then they were like we can do this
30:46 <Student> hahahhahaa
30:50 <sandraa> and bashed the fuck outer her
31:02 <VenGeancE> or in karachi campus
31:06 <sandraa> and shes so small and tiny she couldnt defend herslef
31:06 <alch3my> umm Student?
31:09 <sandraa> herself*
31:15 <sandraa> so australia is just as fucked
31:16 <Student> and what did you do to save the 14yr old, my heroine? :P
31:16 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@118.103.13E111.3BC927
31:16 Kick: Student was kicked by ChanOP ((TheWJM) Drug chatter is not welcome is this channel (1 week ban))
31:24 <sandraa> y cant everyone fight like me
31:25 <PanfriedSeaScallops> np: Alex Cline - on the bones of the homegoing thunder
31:26 <VenGeancE> oh finaalu
31:42 <LARRYEMDUR> lol
31:45 <sandraa> naww poor student
31:48 <VenGeancE> guess what in march i'll be in uni of syd pray for me fingerscross
31:50 <LARRYEMDUR> another good ban, Student is an idiot anyway
31:50 Quit: VenGeancE ([email protected]) Quit: awwwwwwwwww :(
32:01 <sandraa> no his nicr
32:01 <LARRYEMDUR> well done TheWJM
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32:08 <sandraa> nice*
32:10 <PanfriedSeaScallops> dis aussie delaqua is going down
33:10 <sandraa> meh
34:00 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
34:15 <PanfriedSeaScallops> tetrasalicylide: TheWJM will ban your Hmmmmm Mad's
34:30 <mikey> imma hungry for diinner
34:41 Part: FLWLSS ([email protected]) from #melbourne
34:53 <sandraa> im bored
35:14 <mikey> e too
35:16 <mikey> me
35:27 <mikey> this laptop is giving me the shits
35:31 <mikey> i want a new one
35:37 <pervert> get a mac
35:38 <pervert> :D
35:45 <mikey> nah
35:48 <pervert> good man
36:09 <mikey> havent really had much to do with them
36:12 <sandraa> lolllll
36:14 <pervert> my old p3 thinkpad is amazing
36:15 <mikey> but i dont like them that much
36:17 <pervert> its got a parallel prot
36:20 <pervert> its got a parallel port
36:23 <pervert> it's top shit
37:18 <amsy> i have old p3 thinkpad also
38:00 <pervert> thinpad ftw
38:04 <amsy> :)
38:04 <pervert> think sorry
38:12 <pervert> seriously though like all my mates laptops
38:20 <pervert> they're made of this thin as plastic
38:22 <pervert> and they come to pieces
38:34 <amsy> the battery died as in the first year
38:36 <amsy> er
38:37 <amsy> dies
38:44 <pervert> yer
38:49 * mikey yawns
38:54 * pervert purrs
39:00 <demon`> http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs111.snc1/4818_93856688201_578868201_2136566_2200969_n.jpg
39:03 * demon` flashes
39:07 Quit: mr4u ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
39:10 <pervert> good god
39:12 <pervert> is that you?
39:19 <demon`> http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v200/33/65/578868201/n578868201_470340_4164.jpg
39:21 <demon`> yeah
39:25 <pervert> do you drink a lot?
39:33 <alch3my> lol
39:44 * alch3my grins
39:49 <pervert> :>
39:49 <demon`> why?
39:51 <amsy> do your shirt up for gods sake
39:55 <pervert> lol ams
40:15 * mikey spews
40:29 <amsy> hahahaha
40:32 <Sarah> davie so sexeh
40:33 <PanfriedSeaScallops> ooh flash, johnny walker green label
40:35 <demon`> sif shirt up
40:42 <demon`> yeah johnny green
41:01 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
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42:59 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@58.171.B2265B.7FBFF5
43:11 <arlph> you look like a paedo
43:17 <amsy> HAHA
43:24 <arlph> with that facehair
43:31 <Sarah> >:/
44:08 <arlph> dragon age isn't very fun
44:39 <pervert> mmm cigarettes and scotch for breakfast
44:46 <amsy> boyfriends laying in bed farting asking me to go and give him a cuddle.... they must smell... no thanks
44:52 <pervert> lolz
45:13 <arlph> amsy, does it call it a norwegian oven
45:16 <arlph> oh
45:21 <amsy> when hes sitting at the computer and one smells hes like "HEY COME LOOK AT THIS PICTURE"
45:22 <arlph> i have a strange comic for you
45:26 <arlph> you have to tell me if it's true
45:38 <arlph> http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2009/363/d/a/Nordics_like_Fish_by_humon.jpg
45:41 <amsy> i go over there and im like... '....where is it?'
45:47 <amsy> and he goes "can you smell it? :D"
46:15 <amsy> hahahahahah steinar has pickled herring in the fridge..
46:21 <alch3my> what?
46:27 <arlph> gross
46:33 <arlph> do they eat it a lot?
46:39 <alch3my> i thought he farted and asked you.. that sucks coming halfway in on the convo ;p
46:46 <amsy> hahahahaha skål!
46:59 <amsy> well he doesnt eat it that often but his dad does all the time
47:03 Quit: mikesyd27 ([email protected]) Quit:
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47:08 <arlph> sk�l brah
47:18 Nick: LARRYEMDUR is now known as L[A]RRYEMDUR
47:32 <amsy> have to show him that one
47:59 <amsy> they also have some marinated herring
48:05 <amsy> it just comes in jars like jam
48:07 <amsy> its horrid
48:17 <orly> hey beautiful amsy
48:22 <amsy> slap it on a slice of bread and chomp on
48:33 <PanfriedSeaScallops> liverwurst
48:39 <unique> Hrmm
48:39 * orly smiles at amsy
48:43 <amsy> hey orly
48:49 <orly> :)
49:06 <George_Mcfly> who's a little nazi? a little nazi squazi?
49:10 <amsy> they eat liver paste here too
49:28 <George_Mcfly> ahh cotton hill
49:30 <amsy> and mackarel in tomato sauce 'plane crash'
49:32 <amsy> lol
49:38 <amsy> all horrible
50:02 <George_Mcfly> I know a guy in trondheim who's a cook
50:06 <George_Mcfly> he'll do you some decent food
50:07 <PanfriedSeaScallops> but cos its cold u get lots of nice soups and broths
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50:12 <PanfriedSeaScallops> cottage pie
50:20 <PanfriedSeaScallops> clam chowder
50:30 <George_Mcfly> where do you think she is? New England?
50:49 <amsy> George_Mcfly: haha lutefisk?
50:54 <amsy> trondheim is mad far also
50:58 <amsy> lol
51:01 <George_Mcfly> better than lutefisk
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51:04 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@978f8f87.bigpond.net.au
51:04 Kick: MashPotato was kicked by ChanOP (Fred-Bear, your disgusting behaviour is not welcome here. 2-week ban.)
51:07 <PanfriedSeaScallops> i heard there are a lot of homeless in norway
51:13 <George_Mcfly> all kinds of awesome pastas
51:13 <anonguy> haha
51:20 <arlph> lutefisk is like eating a barrel of poison
51:31 <George_Mcfly> last night was a toglietelle with olives anchovies and tomato something
51:41 Quit: NiceGuy ([email protected]) Quit:
51:45 <Pieter> fuck it
51:48 <Pieter> didnt get a minute of sleep
51:54 <amsy> George_Mcfly: awesome, when and if i travel to trondheim ill have to ask you where this friend of yours cooks P
51:54 <Pieter> just layed there
52:00 <Pieter> now im moer tired than anything
52:10 <George_Mcfly> he cooks in the bin
52:11 <sandraa> im tired 2
52:12 <George_Mcfly> nah :P
52:18 <George_Mcfly> I'll find out
52:25 <PanfriedSeaScallops> sandraa is tired from studying electromagnetics
52:39 <George_Mcfly> trondheim is only a 2 hour aussie drive, so an 8 hour overnight trip in norway
52:42 <arlph> and superconductors using bose-einstein condensate
52:48 <arlph> aren't you sandraa
52:53 <PanfriedSeaScallops> Recent Advances in Mechatronics.pdf
53:02 <sandraa> arlph yes
53:04 <arlph> what temperature in kelvin did you manage to get to?
53:11 <amsy> yeh pity this country isnt flat :P
53:36 Join: Django ([email protected]) to #melbourne
53:45 <sandraa> welcome Django
53:48 <PanfriedSeaScallops> sandrraa needs to determine the density of an oil sample she has extracted from a plant
53:55 <sandraa> i dont believe u dont wanna cybersex bitch
54:00 <Django> oh you two love birds are on
54:00 <amsy> ssaannddrraaaa
54:01 * alch3my cybar sandraa
54:05 <Django> looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
54:09 <PanfriedSeaScallops> lmaoooo
54:09 <sandraa> :P
54:10 <PanfriedSeaScallops> :P
54:13 <sandraa> amsyyyyyyy
54:13 <PanfriedSeaScallops> lmoooooool :P
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54:18 <arlph> sandraa's cerebral density is 21 parts per million
54:19 <PanfriedSeaScallops> LMAOALMAOP :P P:
54:21 <Pieter> on with the show this is it!
54:21 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h Krystal
54:26 * alch3my slaps Krystal around a bit with a large trout..
54:29 Mode: (by ChanOP) -o Krystal
54:33 <Django> you been sitting here waiting to say that
54:41 <Django> since i logged off like 12 hours ago
54:53 <sandraa> lol
54:56 <sandraa> yes
54:57 <sandraa> im sure
54:59 <sandraa> :P
55:14 <Django> hehe
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55:34 <sandraa> lol
55:35 Join: MaDaM^DiLdO ([email protected]) to #melbourne
55:38 Join: PanfriedSeaScallops ([email protected]) to #melbourne
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55:48 <amsy> i read what i wanna read
55:49 * pervert rolls around
56:02 <amsy> MaDaM^DiLdO looked like mad milo to me
56:03 <pervert> im a cute little cat
56:12 * alch3my puts something on someones facebook for them to read
56:13 <sandraa> so am i
56:15 <sandraa> breow
56:18 * pervert pats sandraa
56:19 <arlph> do they call it oboy over there amsy?
56:21 <arlph> or is that just sweden
56:23 <sandraa> :)
56:27 <pervert> good kitteh
56:28 <amsy> yeh oboy is here too
56:36 <amsy> i havent had it yet though
56:38 <sandraa> hehe
56:39 <sandraa> :)
56:45 <alch3my> take that amsy
56:49 <amsy> they have shitty ass nesquick too
56:52 <arlph> they wouldn't mail me some because it was too big ;_;
57:07 <amsy> lol tightasses
57:16 <amsy> their post system is crazy expensive though
57:24 <amsy> so i kinda dont blame them :P
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57:28 Kick: UNIQUE_MALE was kicked by ChanOP (enjoy your ban, racism)
57:43 <amsy> although sweden should be cheaper
58:15 <amsy> i told you i bought a small jar of nutella for 10 bucks?
58:18 <amsy> ....
58:42 Quit: Incorruptible ([email protected]) EOF from client
59:13 Nick: |lippa| is now known as lipp[a]
59:37 <Pieter> Im gonna bonk merlin
59:41 Nick: SpeedRacer is now known as JamesWhitaker
59:46 <PanfriedSeaScallops> ooh, equine radiography.
00:16 Part: Malo ([email protected]) from #melbourne
00:42 <MaDaM^DiLdO> i like horses
00:58 <Pieter> if ya sittin on the dunny ill tell ya somethin funny
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01:07 <Pieter> diarheaa! diarheaa!
01:20 <amsy> lol
01:21 <amsy> oldschool
01:24 <alch3my> go on, finish the rest of the song?
01:24 <alch3my> ;)
01:25 <mikey> diarheea?
01:30 <Pieter> yeh
01:35 <Pieter> the squirty watery poo
01:38 <mikey> what the fuck is that?
01:48 <alch3my> mikey needs some lax :(
02:05 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://runningdownhill.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/jabbathehuttrotj.jpg <-- sandraa the hutt
02:21 <sandraa> =/
02:23 <BlackDevil> ill tap that
02:27 <pervert> same
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03:12 <sandraa> thats fucking off
03:23 <Django> yeah
03:29 <Django> lucky im not a star wars fan
04:24 <sandraa> lol
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04:32 * sandraa sings love songs
04:41 <kibblz> sandra the irc parrot
04:43 Nick: lipp[a] is now known as |lippa|
04:46 <Django> sing some instrumentals
04:49 Quit: chelle ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
04:53 <kibblz> you fat ass sittin chattin all day :)
04:55 Nick: NikAway is now known as Nikky`
04:56 <sandraa> kibblz the sandraa licker
04:58 <kibblz> GLUED
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05:01 <MaDaM^DiLdO> madam is a big fat pig
05:01 <kibblz> TO THE CHAIR
05:05 <sandraa> licks for sandraa*
05:09 * kibblz gets aids
05:35 <JamesWhitaker> kibblz
05:43 * sandraa laughs at kibblz
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06:47 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq59BDSLzas <-- sandraa singing!
07:03 <sandraa> im not gonna open ur shit PanfriedSeaScallops
07:15 <Django> its not a download link
07:33 <sandraa> its gaytube
07:39 <kibblz> sandra isnt that hot
07:52 <sandraa> wat
08:07 <kibblz> lol shit singer
08:20 <unique> Lol kibblz, stop being so nasty. You probably wouldn't get anyone half as good and you're not all that flash yourself.
08:36 <Django> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/tamworth-star-fined-for-riding-in-ute-tray/story-e6frf7kf-1225822801494
08:42 <kibblz> i dont have to be flash im a guy
08:44 <kibblz> :P
08:45 <Django> now thats true blue strayan
08:47 <alch3my> you're a gay?
08:54 Part: [TEAZNU] ([email protected]) from #melbourne
08:58 <kibblz> go back to being sick erynn
09:09 <unique> I am :/
09:12 <JamesWhitaker> kibblz
09:17 <kibblz> this is between me and sandz
09:18 <demon`> pickled herring is nice
09:20 <kibblz> :D
09:22 <demon`> i like rollmops
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09:32 <JamesWhitaker> kibblz = loser
09:39 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa hows your sis?
09:58 <sandraa> good
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10:15 <Von_Smallhausen> can you give hurr a hug for me?
10:19 <sandraa> n0o
10:24 <Von_Smallhausen> squeeze hurr ever so tightly
10:26 <Pieter> why someone keeps asking how someone is who doesnt like em is stupid
10:28 <Pieter> haha sandraa
10:42 <Pieter> chu suck Von_Smallhausen
10:46 <sandraa> lol
10:48 <Pieter> chu man only chu
10:50 <Pieter> :/
10:55 <Von_Smallhausen> hey Pieter chu wanna go to war?
11:05 <Pieter> why bother? id break you
11:06 <Pieter> :)
11:16 <Pieter> dont put yaself through the embarrassment
11:18 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter i spit on chu cockaroach
11:24 <Pieter> chu man chu
11:24 <Pieter> :/
11:26 <sandraa> lmao
11:28 <Pieter> chu!
11:33 <JamesWhitaker> Pieter
11:36 <Pieter> chu sandraa
11:37 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter chu fucking monkey
11:38 <Pieter> chu chu
11:41 <CaShIe> talk english ya cocksuckers
11:42 <Von_Smallhausen> i told chu not to mess wit me
11:51 <Pieter> CaShIe: its what i keep saying :/
12:04 <Pieter> CaShIe: dont you see the sarcasm behind the chu's ?
12:05 <Pieter> :/
12:10 <JamesWhitaker> Pieter
12:18 <Pieter> yes JamesWhitaker? you may talk
12:19 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter are chu a homosexual?
12:25 <Pieter> chu chu
12:26 Part: Malo ([email protected]) from #melbourne
12:26 <Pieter> chu
12:27 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter do chu like men????
12:29 <sandraa> what a beautiful wreck you areeee
12:34 <sandraa> what a beautiful wreck you areeee
12:35 <Pieter> chu!
12:38 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter do chu like to dress up as a woman?
12:42 <Pieter> i try sandraa ;)
12:50 <Pieter> yes Von_Smallhausen... i do, do chu
12:52 <Pieter> :/
13:02 <Von_Smallhausen> me
13:04 <Von_Smallhausen> ?
13:05 <Von_Smallhausen> nooo
13:11 <Von_Smallhausen> i'm Tony Montana
13:15 <alch3my> you wish.
13:17 <Von_Smallhausen> chu got a fucking problem?
13:21 <Von_Smallhausen> chu fucking chivato
13:27 <amsy> far out
13:43 <alch3my> ill go scarface on your ass if i have to ;p
13:54 <Pieter> umm
14:00 <Von_Smallhausen> whats wit dis dishwasher ?
14:07 * Von_Smallhausen flicks a toothpick @ alch3my
14:07 <Pieter> how does one buy valium from a chemist in phuket without a prescription and then be thrown into jail?
14:12 <Pieter> that is pretty fucked up of thailand
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14:47 <orly> thailand is corrupt
15:01 <orly> the same with those medicines that make your cock hard
15:08 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter is a chazzer
15:13 <Pieter> a chazzer
15:14 <Von_Smallhausen> dats a pig
15:14 <orly> they sell them in thailand, but it's actually illegal to possess
15:17 <Pieter> what the fuck is a chazzer
15:18 <Pieter> man
15:18 <Von_Smallhausen> who don't fly straight
15:19 <alch3my> no
15:21 <Pieter> you're a stupid little kid
15:31 <Pieter> using words that dont exist
15:37 <Pieter> why be sad for>?
15:39 <Von_Smallhausen> chu see dat piece of shit up der^
15:43 <Von_Smallhausen> i never trust him
15:47 <Pieter> chu chu
15:54 <Von_Smallhausen> for all i know he dresses up as a woman
15:55 <alch3my> Von_Smallhausen: ... you fool. You are not Tony montanna!
16:09 <Pieter> alch3my: he's fucking mr hankey the xmas poo
16:10 <Pieter> :/
16:10 <MaDaM^DiLdO> Someone should take me out tonight to a nightclub or something
16:13 <alch3my> yeah Pieter
16:19 <alch3my> starting to get that feeling too
16:31 <Pieter> i dont get why its taken you so long ? :P
16:42 <alch3my> i only pay attention when required
16:44 <PandasDontDrive> woot
16:45 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter where did chu get the beauty scar ? tough guy???????
16:53 <Von_Smallhausen> sucking alch3my chivato cock?
16:58 <Pieter> chu chu
17:01 <alch3my> do you even know what your saying moron?
17:05 <Pieter> what the fuck is a chivato?
17:06 <Pieter> man
17:09 <alch3my> You watch scarface twice and you think your great?
17:10 <JamesWhitaker> Pieter
17:10 <Pieter> this guy is just making shit up as he goes
17:16 <Pieter> no wonder he gets along so well with bandicoot
17:21 <Pieter> 2 peas in 1 fucked up pod
17:22 <Pieter> :/
17:27 <Pieter> JamesWhitaker
17:27 <MaDaM^DiLdO> Are there any real men on here or just teenagers and nerds?
17:35 <Pieter> im a real man
17:39 <Pieter> apparently:p
17:39 <Von_Smallhausen> lollllll
17:49 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter chu a chivato on da street corner wit out a job
17:52 <alch3my> Pieter isnt a real man really though ;p
17:52 <Von_Smallhausen> chu a peasant
17:55 <Von_Smallhausen> fucking dishwasher
18:02 <Pieter> errr
18:03 <Von_Smallhausen> and alch3my is your errand boy
18:04 <Von_Smallhausen> fucking loser
18:05 <alch3my> Von_Smallhausen: you. moron. and just so you can understand me, chu a moron
18:07 <PandasDontDrive> boom tish
18:16 <Pieter> Von_Smallhausen: chu have no friends!
18:16 <JamesWhitaker> Pieter
18:19 <Pieter> JamesWhitaker
18:24 <kibblz> JamesWhitaker
18:26 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter chu finished here
18:27 <alch3my> I have to piss.. Good thing Von_Smallhausen isnt on fire.
18:27 <JamesWhitaker> Pieter = loser
18:28 <Pieter> kibblz
18:31 <kibblz> Pieter
18:32 <JamesWhitaker> kibblz
18:33 <Pieter> whys that JamesWhitaker?
18:33 <kibblz> JamesWhitaker
18:36 <kibblz> kibblz
18:40 <Pieter> hahaha Von_Smallhausen
18:42 <kibblz> JamesWhitaker = loser
18:45 <Pieter> keep telling yaself that
18:47 <Pieter> kibblz = loser
18:52 <Pieter> triangle
18:52 <Pieter> :P
18:53 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter is soft
18:58 <Pieter> ya mums soft
19:05 <kibblz> Pieter = loser
19:07 Quit: ANDY ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
19:12 <JamesWhitaker> kibblz say "is it because im black?"
19:14 <Pieter> Von_Smallhausen likes to say he is westpac but its not on there
19:19 <Pieter> gah
19:22 <Pieter> thats my line JamesWhitaker
19:27 <Pieter> are you racist? is it cos im black?
19:27 <Pieter> :/
19:32 <Pieter> why be racist for?
19:40 <kibblz> i am black
19:42 <kibblz> actually
19:44 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter chu wanna job?
19:47 <alch3my> maybe Von_Smallhausen has braces... he does say chu chu alot...
19:49 <Von_Smallhausen> 50 buxx a night
19:51 <Pieter> yeh i do
19:54 <Pieter> on ya knees Von_Smallhausen
19:54 <JamesWhitaker> lol @ kibblz
19:57 <Pieter> blow
19:58 <JamesWhitaker> kibblz is a nerd
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20:06 <Von_Smallhausen> i got a container of bags chu need to unload
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20:13 <Von_Smallhausen> chu fucking pussy ass bitch
20:16 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr360/mrbungeeman17/Nala-Boots-Brewing059-1.jpg
20:17 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter da baggage handler
20:17 <alch3my> chu chu
20:17 <kibblz> yes i am
20:21 <alch3my> the train is coming on the tracks..
20:22 <alch3my> chu chu
20:44 <Von_Smallhausen> alch3my why don't chu try sticking your head up your ass? see if it fitz
20:50 <alch3my> fits.
20:54 <alch3my> not fitz.
20:55 <Pieter> chu
20:56 <Pieter> chu man
20:57 <CaShIe> http://www.ratemyeverything.net/post/4989/Caps_Lock.aspx someone tell me what the joke is here ffs
21:02 <alch3my> fitz is what you have when you get proven to be the moron you are.
21:03 <Pieter> chu is a cool new word now mannnnnnnn
21:03 <Pieter> chu
21:04 <Pieter> :./
21:14 <Von_Smallhausen> alch3my chu giving me spelling lessons chu fucking chivato
21:15 <VenGeancE> http://www.bodybuildingforyou.com/health-supplements/ginko-biloba-information.htm
21:18 <amsy> its fucking retarded
21:19 <alch3my> chu chu chu
21:22 <alch3my> train is coming on the tracks
21:23 <Pieter> man
21:26 <Von_Smallhausen> let me tell chu something mang
21:27 <Pieter> those bluebottles are small as
21:33 <Pieter> how can ya see em :/
21:40 <Von_Smallhausen> da only thing in dis world dat gives orders is ballz okeh
21:42 <alch3my> let me tell you something, You are the worlds biggest pussy compaired to tony fucking montana.
21:50 <Von_Smallhausen> so if chu wanna make a move
21:55 <alch3my> Oi douche
21:59 <alch3my> Say hello to my little friend
22:02 <alch3my> see, I can quote scarface too
22:21 <Von_Smallhausen> alch3my chu just looking down at your small penis mang
22:25 <Von_Smallhausen> fucking moron
22:30 <MaDaM^DiLdO> i douched once
22:32 <alch3my> wow now you're calling me what I call you
22:38 <MaDaM^DiLdO> upset my yeast levels and made my puss smelly
22:43 <Pieter> hahaha MaDaM^DiLdO
22:43 <Pieter> gross
22:46 <Pieter> smelly
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23:00 <VenGeancE> alch3my http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tPmkRqHwI0
23:00 <Pieter> oh ya said smelly
23:09 <alch3my> hahah VenGeancE
23:10 <Pieter> yeh douching shouldnt be done too often
23:11 <alch3my> chuuuuuuuuu
23:12 <alch3my> :P
23:17 <alch3my> sounds like Von_Smallhausen
23:26 <Pieter> just be like my ex
23:28 <VenGeancE> no
23:32 <Pieter> sit ontop of a spa jet
23:35 <MaDaM^DiLdO> it smells good now so if anyone wants to eat it...
23:36 <Pieter> it will clean you out
23:39 <Pieter> and make you loose as fuck
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23:40 <Pieter> :p
23:41 <JamesWhitaker> Pieter is a loser
23:49 <Von_Smallhausen> dis room is full of soft cocks
23:52 <alch3my> MaDaM^DiLdO: Unless you can make beer with it, I dont want to know about any yeast infection
23:54 <VenGeancE> chu chu
23:55 <Pieter> MaDaM^DiLdO: pussy never smells good :/
23:57 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter and alch3my chu need to get a job
24:07 <amsy> or vegemite
24:08 <Pieter> Von_Smallhausen chu need friends
24:11 <Von_Smallhausen> sucking cocks on da street corner doesn't count
24:12 <amsy> VEGEMITE alch3my
24:14 <alch3my> beer is more important
24:17 <PanfriedSeaScallops> amsy is your favourite beer Ambergeddon?
24:18 <alch3my> VEGIMIGHT amsy
24:18 <alch3my> ;p
24:24 <Pieter> Von_Smallhausen chu gonna be banned soon:)
24:24 <VenGeancE> how does the norwegian trains sounded like?
24:27 <CaShIe> pussy always smells good!!!!!!!!!!
24:29 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter has online friends lol sad bastard
24:32 <amsy> my favourite beer is one thati dont have to drink
24:34 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3305/3452574579_fa62bc04dd.jpg?v=0
24:40 <Pieter> online friends are still friends
24:41 <PanfriedSeaScallops> AmsyGeddon ale
24:41 <Von_Smallhausen> 30 year old on irc trying to make friends what a loser
24:44 <alch3my> is it aussie or what amsy?
24:45 <Pieter> sad sad man
24:48 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter you lose
24:51 <Pieter> yes, i lose
24:53 <alch3my> Von_Smallhausen: Actually you lose.
24:54 <Pieter> now go
24:55 <amsy> thats awesome though
24:56 <Pieter> youre boring :/
24:57 <Von_Smallhausen> look at yourself fucking loser
24:58 <amsy> ambergeddon
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25:06 <Pieter> alch3my: dont bother replying
25:09 <Von_Smallhausen> alch3my chu finished here chivato
25:09 <Pieter> he wont have no one to talk to
25:12 <alch3my> take a pic of the bottle and ill look for it here
25:14 <alch3my> (amsy)
25:17 <JamesWhitaker> who here thinks that Pieter is a loser?
25:19 <Pieter> sandraa's sister even laughs at him
25:19 * JamesWhitaker does....
25:19 <alch3my> Pieter: Yeah I guess so
25:24 <Pieter> and he keeps trying to talk to her
25:28 <alch3my> lol
25:36 <Pieter> JamesWhitaker: that answers ya question :p
25:36 <VenGeancE> amsy: how you coping with the cold?
25:49 <Von_Smallhausen> JamesWhitaker we know Pieter is a loser
25:49 <Pieter> VenGeancE: with sudafed! :p
25:53 <Von_Smallhausen> it's plain too see
26:03 <Von_Smallhausen> the cocksucker has online friends to begin wit
26:12 <alch3my> Von_Smallhausen.. whats the small part in your nick have to do with anything? letting everyone know before hand?
26:15 <Von_Smallhausen> fucking loser needs to go out and get a job and make some real friends
26:15 <VenGeancE> i could drive to Norway but would take months
26:19 <JamesWhitaker> Von_Smallhausen have you seen a pic of Pieter?
26:22 * JamesWhitaker has..
26:24 <Von_Smallhausen> nope
26:27 <JamesWhitaker> he is a funny looking bugger
26:30 <Pieter> hahaha alch3my /ignore Von_Smallhausen 2
26:31 <Von_Smallhausen> i don't want to look at homosexuals
26:33 <Pieter> it works nicely
26:35 <alch3my> Pieter: 3 :)
26:40 <Von_Smallhausen> he is probably a fat ugly slob
26:41 <Pieter> whats 3?
26:41 <JamesWhitaker> fair enough Von_Smallhausen
26:42 <amsy> VenGeancE: ok i guess im getting tired of it now
26:50 <JamesWhitaker> he is a druggy loser
26:51 <alch3my> *!*ident@*.host.country
27:00 <JamesWhitaker> Pieter
27:03 <MaDaM^DiLdO> i like drugs
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27:08 <MaDaM^DiLdO> drug me up and fuck me!
27:09 <Pieter> ahh k, yeh he can change the ident tho, atleast the country bit fucks off the whole ip
27:14 <VenGeancE> when are you visiting Newfound land and Nova scotia and new Brunswick amsy?
27:15 <alch3my> nods
27:15 Part: dewalt ([email protected]) from #melbourne
27:18 <Pieter> ok MaDaM^DiLdO :P
27:19 <PandasDontDrive> so fkn bored now
27:22 <PandasDontDrive> everyones gone :(
27:24 <JamesWhitaker> Pieter
27:26 <alch3my> but whos going to be lame enough to reconnect just to evade an ignore?
27:27 <Pieter> JamesWhitaker
27:28 <PandasDontDrive> ULTRA SIGH
27:28 <alch3my> oh wait, Von_Smallhausen
27:29 <VenGeancE> soonish!
27:46 <JamesWhitaker> Pieter = loser
27:56 <Pieter> why JamesWhitaker?
28:04 <Pieter> why are you being soooooo mean to me? :((((((
28:04 <Pieter> :p
28:11 <Pieter> stop it!
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28:11 Kick: TILER was kicked by ChanOP (Superman is perm banned)
28:14 <Pieter> i cant take it no more!
28:16 <Von_Smallhausen> Pieter sounds like a fag
28:18 <Pieter> it hurts too much!
28:31 <alch3my> I thought Pieter was gay.. till he started talking about dreams of women.
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28:33 <Pieter> oh god, that was a cock up the bum comment
28:34 <Pieter> :P
28:40 <Pieter> haha alch3my
28:43 <Von_Smallhausen> alch3my chu suck his chivato cock
28:43 <alch3my> shit you not
28:47 <Von_Smallhausen> what are chu talking about?
28:52 <Pieter> gay is definately not part of me
28:58 <Pieter> i wish it was actually
29:00 <Pieter> :/
29:01 <alch3my> the name sorta does it too ;)
29:03 <alch3my> pie-ter
29:08 <Pieter> well, bisexual
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29:13 <alch3my> ah well that explains a bit
29:18 <Pieter> id have a wider variety of sexual partners
29:26 <Pieter> everybody wants a part of piet !
29:27 <Pieter> :)
29:39 <alch3my> Ill just make it clear now.. Im all for the pussy.. im not defending you to get in to your panties
29:58 <Pieter> ayye?
30:00 <alch3my> ;P
30:01 <Pieter> what ya talking about??
30:08 <alch3my> your mate, von_small
30:20 <Pieter> oh... cant see him
30:20 <alch3my> he just annoys the shit outta me too ;p
30:22 <alch3my> he quit
30:29 <sandraa> what a beautiful wreck you areeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
30:31 <MaDaM^DiLdO> bye sinners
30:33 <alch3my> prolly because I didnt answer his last question :(
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30:49 <Pieter> his mum banned him from the poota
31:06 <alch3my> Mm well you can have heaps of fun with skype ;p
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33:20 <PandasDontDrive> you can have heaps of fun on my finger
33:29 <PandasDontDrive> there's a tiny little world on there
33:36 <Pieter> yeh i liked skype
33:37 Quit: MaDaM^DiLdO ([email protected]) Quit: Java user signed off
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34:02 <Pieter> i think there should be more skype appliances
34:10 <Pieter> skype phones in peoples houses
34:19 <alch3my> sif need skype phone
34:23 <alch3my> Just need microPHONE
34:31 <Pieter> naa, i love the webcam side of it
34:36 <Pieter> face to face
34:42 <orly> chicks love skype webcam
34:43 <Pieter> like the basketball card:P
34:48 <Pieter> god bless upperdeck
35:01 <PanfriedSeaScallops> jordan thunder and lightning
35:08 <PanfriedSeaScallops> die cut all stars
35:16 <alch3my> I just found some timing cards from ICI :D
35:21 <alch3my> yellow and pink :D
35:26 <Pieter> nooooooooooooooo
35:31 <alch3my> no electric detonators
35:33 <Pieter> i left my cheese out for about 4 hrs
35:35 <Pieter> :(
35:39 <Pieter> i hope its still good
35:49 <Pieter> haha @ chicks love skype webcam
35:55 <Pieter> you been watching too much oprah
35:57 <stamina> its tre tho
36:13 <Pieter> person.com is fun for webcamming
36:25 <Pieter> i wonder what happened to cuseeme
36:26 <PanfriedSeaScallops> chicks in shopping centres are always eating
36:34 <stamina> freewebcams.com :)
36:40 <alch3my> chicks in shopping centers dont wear enough
36:47 <alch3my> and wonder why they get looked at!
36:51 <JamesWhitaker> Pieter you go on those online dating websites do ya?
36:52 <Pieter> naa stamina
36:53 <sandraa> its to get guys to sit next 2 them and so they can stare at ppl PanfriedSeaScallops
36:53 <JamesWhitaker> lululul
37:03 <Pieter> person.com ya get to also chat em up via text:p
37:14 <PanfriedSeaScallops> sandraa did u hook up with the 4am carpark guys ?
37:16 <amsy> alch3my: ive seen so many chicks running around in onesies in the shopping centre here
37:22 <alch3my> onsies?
37:27 <sandraa> yes im sure
37:28 <sandraa> no
37:28 <alch3my> im not down with the girl clothing talk
37:29 <sandraa> !
37:31 <Pieter> im hungry again
37:32 <sandraa> were friends
37:36 <PanfriedSeaScallops> 'friends' huh
37:41 <Pieter> i think im gonna cook my wedges now
37:41 <PanfriedSeaScallops> guys that drive past and stare at 4am are friends
37:42 <sandraa> yes friends
37:48 <JamesWhitaker> Pieter you go on those online dating websites do ya?
37:49 <Pieter> i hate turning em over after 10 min
37:52 <JamesWhitaker> lululul
37:53 * alch3my pokes amsy
37:54 <Sarah> overalls alch3my
37:55 <sandraa> u make friends PanfriedSeaScallops
37:56 Quit: perceive__ ([email protected]) Connection reset by peer
37:56 <alch3my> oh
37:58 <PanfriedSeaScallops> i bet theyre like "those dumb bitches are STILL there, lets go root em"
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38:08 <Pieter> im one of em PandasDontDrive
38:11 <Pieter> PanfriedSeaScallops :p
38:11 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallops lol ur so sad
38:18 <amsy> alch3my: http://www.thefashionpolice.net/images/2008/09/11/adult_footed_pyjamas.jpg
38:26 <Sarah> oh them
38:31 <Sarah> like babies wear
38:32 <alch3my> that isnt cool.
38:33 <Pieter> duh
38:34 <Sarah> jumpsuit
38:34 <Pieter> doh
38:37 <amsy> no its not cool
38:42 <amsy> they think it is though
38:43 <Pieter> my milk is past its used date
39:01 <Sarah> that would be so uncomfortable to wear
39:05 <Sarah> to bed
39:10 <amsy> id fry
39:14 <Sarah> same
39:15 <alch3my> thats rather ugly :X
39:16 <Pieter> gah
39:16 <Pieter> im pov
39:23 <amsy> i get so warm i cant even sleep with blanket on my legs sometimes
39:30 <amsy> but im always cold out of bed
39:31 <amsy> its strange
40:16 <PanfriedSeaScallops> how's the asthma with the weather?
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40:21 <Pieter> gah
40:23 <not_paul_banks> :------)
40:27 <Sarah> LMAO @ that nick
40:37 <PanfriedSeaScallops> OMG BANKS BABE
40:39 <amsy> PanfriedSeaScallops: you talking to me?
40:46 <PanfriedSeaScallops> yeah
40:51 <amsy> i dont get asthma
41:00 <Django> assmoles
41:01 <not_paul_banks> in your face wohoever msged me and said id never get back in
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41:06 <not_paul_banks> in ur face
41:22 <amsy> dont know anyone that has it i dont think?
41:24 <amsy> not here anyway
41:32 <Pieter> fuck
41:40 <Pieter> i think ive accidently thrown out my old telstra bill
41:54 <Pieter> cant find it:(
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42:24 * mikey is away (b00p)
42:28 <LaraBella> just call them up Pieter
42:38 <Bandicoot> Is Pieter STILL ON HERE
42:40 <Bandicoot> lol
42:43 <LaraBella> i am sure Telstra will be more than glad to tet some money off you
43:26 <Bandicoot> Pieter is always complaining about something
43:28 <Pieter> LaraBella: too easy :/
43:32 <LaraBella> lol
43:33 <Pieter> Bandicoot looks like meatloaf
43:39 <Bandicoot> i wish
43:43 <Bandicoot> that dude is pretty cool
43:49 <Pieter> maybe
43:50 <amsy> hahahaha indeed
43:51 <LaraBella> perhaps Pieter is a moma's boy
43:52 <Pieter> but he is ugly
43:55 <Pieter> LaraBella: i try
43:57 <Pieter> :))
44:07 <Bandicoot> girls love him, appearance is no subtitute for talent
44:10 <Pieter> so Bandicoot
44:15 <Pieter> what lies are you going to make up today?
44:21 <not_paul_banks> ?
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44:49 <Pieter> tick tock tick tock tick tock
44:51 <Bandicoot> Pieter its kind of sad that you think i'd lie about what I do
44:52 <Bandicoot> lol
44:58 <Pieter> umm
45:03 <sandraa> im bored
45:04 <Pieter> we ALL know you are a liar
45:04 <sandraa> :(
45:09 <Bandicoot> hi sandra
45:18 <sandraa> hey Bandicoot
45:19 <sandraa> :)
45:21 <not_paul_banks> im bored = gimme attention
45:26 <Bandicoot> is you driving your car?
45:28 * Pieter gives not_paul_banks attention
45:30 <sandraa> not_paul_banks blow me :)
45:42 <not_paul_banks> blow me = gimme attention
45:45 <PanfriedSeaScallops> sandraa get a hobbie
45:47 <PanfriedSeaScallops> hobby
45:50 <PanfriedSeaScallops> hubby
45:52 <sandraa> its finished in roadworthy but gotta wait till next week for rego
45:56 <Pieter> i am sandraa's hobby
46:01 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallops i dont have the fucking money
46:01 <Bandicoot> bummer hey
46:01 <PanfriedSeaScallops> what did it need for roadworthy?
46:01 <sandraa> lol
46:07 <Bandicoot> you cant hang aussie flags off your car then
46:08 Part: {G}iZmO ([email protected]) from #melbourne
46:13 <PanfriedSeaScallops> you dont need money to read e-books
46:21 <Pieter> i love e-books
46:28 <PanfriedSeaScallops> reading hurts sandraa's brain
46:32 <sandraa> lol hell no Bandicoot
46:33 <Pieter> i want the karma sutra one
46:37 <Pieter> so i can print it out
46:41 <Pieter> bring it to bed
46:50 <Pieter> i wish i knew of a karma sutra dvd
46:54 <Bandicoot> what about some serb flags sandraa?
46:56 <Pieter> it shows ya how to get into the positions
47:01 <sandraa> lol fuck no
47:03 <Pieter> some of em are quite complicated
47:08 <sandraa> lol nothing hanging out of my car
47:11 <Bandicoot> lol
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47:21 <PanfriedSeaScallops> sandraa you say it wasnt your idea to spend $2000 on the car
47:22 <Pieter> sandraa hangs a fluffy dice on her mirror
47:23 <PanfriedSeaScallops> whose idea was it?
47:24 <Bandicoot> true, you dont want to draw to much attention
47:35 <sandraa> lol
47:54 <Bandicoot> i was in the thick of commodores with aussie flag off each side today
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47:55 <Pieter> i wish i had $2000 to spend on a car
47:59 <Pieter> i havent got one :(
48:06 <Pieter> and the bike isnt moving:(
48:08 <CaShIe> sandraa
48:11 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallops my parents put it in for roadworthy and more than half way finishing the car they said it was gonna cost 2 thousand got jibbed bad but fuck it
48:13 <Pieter> should really fix it up
48:17 <CaShIe> would u suck a random cock for 500 bux
48:24 <sandraa> CaShIe nope
48:40 <sandraa> sif gag till i pass out for 500 bucks
48:41 <PanfriedSeaScallops> 2k for what though?
48:42 <sandraa> fark that
48:46 <PanfriedSeaScallops> transmission? head gasket?
48:49 <Bandicoot> for 500 bucks you could get 5 sluts to blow u
48:50 <CaShIe> gag?
48:53 <Bandicoot> why would u pay some random 500?
48:55 <sandraa> lol no all taht shit is fine
48:56 <Django> subby needed fixin
49:01 <Bandicoot> broham
49:02 <sandraa> they just added stupid fucking shit
49:06 <Django> hey cooter sir
49:09 <PanfriedSeaScallops> like what? bald tyres?
49:13 <PanfriedSeaScallops> brake pads?
49:18 <not_paul_banks> clint eastwood
49:19 <Bandicoot> engine
49:21 <Bandicoot> gearbox
49:22 <VenGeancE> http://www.teejet.com/media/233348/cl230-in-cab.jpg
49:24 <Bandicoot> wiring
49:28 <sandraa> yeah brake pads um 2 back tyres
49:32 <CaShIe> aint no sluts on here lately!!!!!!!!!!
49:36 <VenGeancE> hi Bandicoot
49:37 <sandraa> umm
49:38 <sandraa> shockies
49:49 <sandraa> not engine not gearbox not wiring that was all ok
49:49 <Bandicoot> sandraa u know i could of fixed your car for 800
49:51 <sandraa> the car runs fine
49:55 <sandraa> they are mother fuckers
49:58 <sandraa> thats wat
50:03 <sandraa> lol meh
50:06 <Bandicoot> brake pads 40 bucks, 2 tyres $100
50:09 <Bandicoot> what else
50:13 <Bandicoot> windscreen?
50:19 <PanfriedSeaScallops> steering bush
50:20 <sandraa> yeah windscreen
50:25 <Bandicoot> $200
50:26 <sandraa> nah not steering
50:29 <Bandicoot> what else
50:35 <Bandicoot> lights?
50:37 <PanfriedSeaScallops> exhaust?
50:44 <sandraa> i dont fucking know those morons added just all this shit
50:46 <Bandicoot> hahaha
50:52 <Bandicoot> sandraa they probably ripping you off
50:57 <Bandicoot> cause ur young and girl
50:58 <PanfriedSeaScallops> at the end of the day, they arent the morons
51:00 <slower> why didnt you get a second opinion?
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51:07 <sandraa> and it was 225 for 2 fucking tyres so pissed off
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51:15 <Bandicoot> new ones thats about right
51:19 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallops my parents didnt know it would cost that much
51:22 <Bandicoot> although i pay that for low profiles
51:37 <sandraa> i dont care
51:38 <Bandicoot> you can get 2nd hand tyres with 90% tread for 50 bucks
51:44 <sandraa> my life is as fucked as it gets
51:47 <Bandicoot> from new cars warranty
51:51 <Bandicoot> they have to change them every so many kms
51:55 <VenGeancE> http://pubs.ext.vt.edu/442/442-503/L_44250304.jpg
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52:03 <CaShIe> a 10 min bj coulda paid for all that sandraa
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52:22 <Bandicoot> im gettin a mitsu 380
52:23 <PandasDontDrive> green acres is on!
52:25 <Bandicoot> vrx
52:31 <sandraa> CaShIe yeah but my dignity isnt worth 10 min
52:43 <PandasDontDrive> i love the ditsy wife
52:49 <PandasDontDrive> she only pretends to be a dits
53:13 <Nikky`> I can't believe lleyton is doing ok
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53:30 <PandasDontDrive> tennis is shit
53:37 <PandasDontDrive> hitting a ball back and forth pff
53:39 <sandraa> i wanna play tennis
53:41 <PandasDontDrive> that's not a game
53:45 <sandraa> lol
53:50 <PandasDontDrive> Gladiators!
53:53 <sandraa> PandasDontDrive its something
53:54 <PandasDontDrive> now that's sporting
53:56 <Bandicoot> my car needs, windscreen, 4 shockies, 2 tyres, window regulator, engine rebuild, tint and a subwoofa
54:06 <PandasDontDrive> i bet two breadrolls on the black guy
54:08 <PandasDontDrive> to die..
54:09 <Bandicoot> i havent had shocks in my car for 3 yrs
54:12 <PandasDontDrive> *thumbs down*
54:13 <Nikky`> Mine needs nothing coz it's NEW!!
54:14 <Bandicoot> im rollin on springs
54:16 <sandraa> Bandicoot my car didnt need half that shit
54:19 <Bandicoot> lol
54:21 <Nikky`> tho, I now need to sell me old car :/
54:27 <sandraa> oo my car windows r tinted
54:29 <sandraa> lol
54:30 <sandraa> fuck yeah
54:31 <Bandicoot> ooo
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54:40 <Bandicoot> how dark?
54:42 <sandraa> the only good thing about it fucken
54:44 <sandraa> lol i dk
54:46 <sandraa> just dark
54:57 <Nikky`> I want tinted windows
54:58 <Bandicoot> its k sandraa, the first car is always shit
55:02 <sandraa> lol
55:05 <sandraa> meh
55:07 <Bandicoot> when you earn more you can buy a nice mercedes
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55:13 <sandraa> haha
55:14 <sandraa> never
55:16 <sandraa> fuck that
55:17 <Bandicoot> lol
55:20 <sandraa> i want a convertable
55:21 <sandraa> :)
55:22 <Bandicoot> what car would u want?
55:24 <Bandicoot> oh
55:25 <sandraa> oo no
55:29 <sandraa> ill show u the caar i want
55:30 <Bandicoot> poser
55:31 <sandraa> theres 2
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55:35 <Bandicoot> Honda S2000?
55:37 <VenGeancE> i'll get a bicycle in sydney
55:41 <sandraa> google it
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55:52 <CaShIe> get a rich sugardaddt sandraa and give him a bj and he might buy u one
56:01 <Bandicoot> Holden Astra Convertible?
56:11 <PandasDontDrive> next, go totaly new york, with The Nanny
56:11 <sandraa> CaShIe i dont go down south
56:15 <Bandicoot> s2000's are pretty nice
56:16 <PandasDontDrive> man she had such a fit body
56:20 <PandasDontDrive> n nice tits
56:20 <sandraa> Bandicoot saw one for 20 thousand
56:21 <Bandicoot> 20k
56:22 <sandraa> was ouffft
56:23 <sandraa> :P
56:25 <PandasDontDrive> now fran drescher is fat as
56:26 <Bandicoot> ya
56:27 <PandasDontDrive> like sandraa
56:29 <PandasDontDrive> :P
56:41 <sandraa> o suck my clit PandasDontDrive
56:56 <PandasDontDrive> haha
57:00 <Bandicoot> sik mate http://www.gruppe-s.com/Promo/RGII_black.jpg
57:02 <CaShIe> against ur religion sandraa?
57:23 <VenGeancE> http://www.ffafarmsafe.org/images/fermLarger.jpg
57:28 <PandasDontDrive> why is it clint eastwood couldnt find a south african cast
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57:35 <PandasDontDrive> for his movie Invictis
58:00 <sandraa> lol ok so my number 1 car i wanna get is
58:04 <sandraa> http://nissan-skyline-gtr.com/r32/blue-nissan-skyline-gtr.jpg < that
58:05 <Bandicoot> why couldnt clint eastwood retire after 1960
58:12 <PandasDontDrive> i bet morgan freeman was all like "now ill finally win an academy award!"
58:24 <Bandicoot> lol sandraa
58:29 <PandasDontDrive> he was a little too old in gran torino
58:29 <Bandicoot> they are 30yrs old
58:32 <Nikky`> omg he won
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58:36 <sandraa> sif i give a fuck
58:37 <sandraa> ':P
58:39 <sandraa> i want that car
58:41 <sandraa> so bad
58:44 <sandraa> if i had that car
58:45 <sandraa> omg
58:48 <sandraa> i would be melting
58:49 <Bandicoot> u can get one for 13k
58:58 <sandraa> yeah
59:01 <sandraa> dont have that money
59:02 <Bandicoot> but too much power for you
59:02 <sandraa> lol
59:05 <Bandicoot> you'd wrap it around a pole
59:08 <sandraa> money doesnt grow on trees
59:14 <kibblz> sandra typical teen
59:14 <sandraa> Bandicoot i know how to drive
59:16 <sandraa> please
59:18 <Bandicoot> haha
59:20 <Nikky`> Does so, my money tree is growing nicely
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59:24 <sandraa> kibblz yeah im only a teen once
59:25 <kibblz> drivin around in a skyline with bass up listenin to rnb
59:26 <Bandicoot> you said you havent driven since gettin ur p's
59:29 <alch3my> SANRAA
59:39 <sandraa> my other friends want these fucking yarris shit
59:45 <sandraa> 'and im like fuck off :P
59:45 <Bandicoot> Yaris are hot
59:53 <sandraa> no
59:55 <sandraa> no
59:56 <Pieter> she's gonna blowwwwwwwwwwwwww wowwwwwwwwowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooow
59:58 <Bandicoot> sandraa how about a Hyundai Getz
00:00 <Pieter> all over ya face!
00:01 <Bandicoot> or Toyota Echo
00:04 <Bandicoot> they are 6k
00:05 <sandraa> fuck no
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00:10 <sandraa> see all these box cars
00:13 <sandraa> they are boring
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00:14 <sandraa> and gay
00:16 <Nikky`> Or sexy holden barina :P
00:21 <sandraa> i want a skyline gtr bluee
00:30 <sandraa> http://nissan-skyline-gtr.com/r32/blue-nissan-skyline-gtr.jpg <<< exactly that
00:34 <Bandicoot> i can buy one
00:36 <Bandicoot> but im not gonna
00:51 <VenGeancE> http://www.modifiedcarforums.com/blogentries/2008/_featurecars/tzenu/1600/1971_ford_gt_tzenu_02.jpg
01:24 <sandraa> that skyline gtr makes me mellt
01:35 <CaShIe> i can afford it as well
01:37 <Bandicoot> of course it would
01:39 <Bandicoot> its made of plastic
01:41 <Pieter> Longie: do that hdfury for 150 and ill grab it :P
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01:50 <sandraa> lol
01:54 <Bandicoot> VenGeancE too many of those cars around
01:57 <sandraa> Bandicoot which car isnt
02:03 <alch3my> longies not here
02:04 <Bandicoot> too many mustangs and gts
02:12 <Bandicoot> Monaro's are better classics to restore
02:14 <VenGeancE> fully slick
02:16 <Bandicoot> the old monaros
02:30 <Bandicoot> i see about 4 Mustangs and Gt's everyday
02:36 <Bandicoot> I see a monaro about once every 3 months
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02:49 <sandraa> i see manaros everywhere
02:51 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha hotcakes head gasket
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02:52 <sandraa> the yellow ones
02:56 <Bandicoot> i mean old ones sandra
03:02 <PandasDontDrive> green acres is the place for meee
03:05 <PandasDontDrive> la de dee
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03:19 <PandasDontDrive> sandraa when we get married we are leaving big city life and moving to green acres k hunz
03:26 <kibblz> .
03:43 <sandraa> lol
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03:48 <sandraa> nah i like the suburbs
03:49 <Bandicoot> http://www.mymonaro.com/image002.jpg
03:50 <PandasDontDrive> lol
03:53 <Bandicoot> yea fuck oath
03:55 <Bandicoot> mate
03:55 <sandraa> fuck the city
03:58 <sandraa> :P
04:01 <Bandicoot> GTS mate, fuck oath
04:09 <PandasDontDrive> we'll force everyone in the suburbs at gun point to move to green acres with us
04:10 <Bandicoot> id grow a mullet if i drove that car
04:12 <sandraa> the city is only good for apartments really high up
04:14 <VenGeancE> http://www.mustalgia.com/Freddies_red_and_gold_69_crop.jpg
04:39 <sandraa> CaShIe which one
04:45 <Bandicoot> VenGeancE that looks like a cheap fibreglass replica
04:51 <CaShIe> skyline
04:56 <VenGeancE> bullshit
04:58 <sandraa> fuck yeah
05:00 <sandraa> dream car
05:07 <VenGeancE> this is collection
05:16 <CaShIe> i can make it happen
05:18 <Bandicoot> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6f/NSWPF_Mitsubishi_380.jpg
05:22 <Bandicoot> thats my new car
05:42 <VenGeancE> mitsubisi is Adelaide made
05:48 <Bandicoot> not anymore
05:50 <Bandicoot> they shut down
06:04 <sandraa> CaShIe i dont give head sorry
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06:28 <VenGeancE> http://www.mustalgia.com/DSCN1808.jpg
06:38 <Bandicoot> thats nice
06:41 <PanfriedSeaScallops> sandraa its time to walk the dogs
06:58 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallops go walk them
07:02 <CaShIe> why not?
07:22 <sandraa> coz CaShIe im not that good
07:22 <sandraa> lol
07:34 <CaShIe> practice makes perfect
07:44 <sandraa> CaShIe might as well go to a brothel and get it for way cheap
07:45 <VenGeancE> http://onceuponageek.com/images/batmobile_tv.jpg
08:20 <CaShIe> ok
09:58 <sandraa> y wont u be my moonsky so i can be your sunshine ull be my horizen ill come to u every night
10:08 <sandraa> forever yours girl ill be forever urs
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10:31 <Pieter> hmm
10:37 <Pieter> must flip wedges
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11:02 <VenGeancE> http://www.blog.automotiveaddicts.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/batmobile-angle-rear.jpg
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11:45 <damian> batmobil!
12:23 <PandasDontDrive> haha
12:35 <PandasDontDrive> i didnt know that Niles in the nanny isnt actually english
12:42 <PandasDontDrive> but rather american!
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13:23 <PanfriedSeaScallops> easy to pick his accent is fake
13:27 <Serebii> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWhUqo9Aivs&feature=related
14:16 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmmmm.
14:16 <tetrasalicylide> Mad.
14:17 <tetrasalicylide> Mad.
14:19 <tetrasalicylide> Kill me.
14:55 <Serebii> tetrasalicylide, cheer up emo kid
15:05 <Pieter> can yoddling cure cancer?
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15:31 <CaShIe> cant hurt Pieter
15:32 <George_Mcfly> he made the nanny
15:58 <George_Mcfly> I like fran drescher as bobbi fleckman though
16:01 <VenGeancE> http://www.fastcoolcars.com/images/wallpaper2/300zx1.jpg
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17:36 <Pieter> fuck optus
17:43 <Pieter> wont let me modify a net connection unless im using the provider
19:03 <Serebii> Pieter, it just means you suck and cant hack
19:20 <Serebii> if it were stebie he could do it
19:31 <PandasDontDrive> i wana root madeline zima
20:12 <George_Mcfly> hah
20:18 <George_Mcfly> yeah, she's fine in californication eh
20:30 <sandraa> i wana fuck kuno becker
20:49 <PandasDontDrive> yea shes hot
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21:30 <George_Mcfly> fuck this song is good
21:35 <George_Mcfly> chunky and awesome
22:02 <jake38> what song George ?
22:26 <George_Mcfly> colony of birchmen
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23:26 <jake38> k
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24:39 <sandraa> lol
24:43 <sandraa> CaShIe y me
24:44 <sandraa> ?
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27:30 <Pieter> sweet
27:35 <Pieter> got an ebay acct again
27:41 <Pieter> finally can get that damn cable i need
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27:49 <CaShIe> got anything to sell Pieter
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28:54 <Pieter> naa buying
29:00 <Pieter> need a hdmi to vga converter
29:06 <Serebii> how does someone not have an ebay account?
29:13 <Pieter> got one with free delivery
29:19 <Pieter> Serebii: I was a non payer/sender :P
29:19 <Serebii> Pieter, what city do you live in?
29:23 <Pieter> melb Serebii
29:32 <Serebii> Pieter, hey! me too!
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29:50 <Serebii> Pieter, go to http://www.msy.com.au/
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29:57 <Serebii> they sell HDMI cables cheap there
30:06 <damian> $8 !
30:43 <Pieter> naa, i need hdmi to vga
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30:52 <Pieter> digital to analogue
30:56 <Pieter> even tho its still not the case
30:56 <damian> yeah, $8
30:59 <Bandicoot> Serebiiii
31:01 <Pieter> naa, its not $8
31:07 <damian> i got HDMI to DVI for $8
31:17 <Pieter> dvi is still digital
31:22 <damian> HDMI to HDMI is $8
31:27 <damian> VGA to VGA is $8
31:28 <Pieter> hdmi to VGA
31:32 <Pieter> vga is an analogue signal
31:32 <damian> MSY don't discriminate
31:32 <Bandicoot> cock to vagina for Pieter cost $180 a pop
31:34 <Serebii> Bandicootttt
31:40 <Pieter> *pats* Bandicoot
31:47 <Pieter> did you come up with that all on your own??
31:48 <Serebii> Bandicoot, it would be free for you
31:49 <Pieter> well done!
31:53 <PanfriedSeaScallops> vaginas are so 2009
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32:03 <Bandicoot> Serebii if ur sharing yeah
32:04 <damian> he's a smart one, that
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32:21 <Pieter> hmm
32:30 <Pieter> might have to use a pc as a blu ray player instead of getting one
32:34 <Pieter> a standalone player
32:39 <Pieter> hopefully it all works
32:42 <Pieter> cant wait
32:50 <Bandicoot> how big is your screen
33:05 <Bandicoot> bluray woudlnt look good on a 11" Monochrome
33:25 <Pieter> woop
33:28 <Pieter> wedges are done
33:30 <damian> a pc that could run bluray couldn't run an 11" mono
33:33 <Pieter> Bandicoot: 2.8M
33:36 <damian> so i don't think he has an issue
33:36 <Pieter> projector tool
33:37 <Pieter> brb
33:49 <Bandicoot> projectors have terrible quality
34:07 <Bandicoot> since its just a projected image, it loses alot of finer details over a conventional lcd screen
34:14 <Pieter> hahahahahaha @ Bandicoot
34:19 <Pieter> you truely know NOTHING
34:26 <Bandicoot> dude
34:30 <Bandicoot> your wedges are burning/
34:30 <Pieter> youre an idiot
34:33 <Pieter> your comment just there
34:36 <Pieter> says enough:)
34:38 <Pieter> brb
34:43 <Bandicoot> THEY ARE BURNING
35:03 <Bandicoot> its funny how defensive Pieter is about his toys
35:15 <tr1p1ea> http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/01/18/funny-pictures-comfort-perspective/
35:16 <tr1p1ea> lol
35:41 <damian> Pieter
35:47 <damian> Ritmo DVI To VGA Adapter, 9 Pin F To 25 Pin M - $5
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36:03 <damian> A-Power 3m HDMI-DVI Cable - $8
36:22 <tr1p1ea> i have two of those sitting on my desk
36:52 <Bandicoot> i paid $80 for my cable
37:00 <Pieter> damian: I keep telling you... HDMI TO VGA!!!!
37:03 <Bandicoot> it has REAL gold connectors
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37:09 <Pieter> DVI requires an adapter to HDMI also ontop of it
37:11 <Bandicoot> 24ct connectors
37:18 <Pieter> I dont want my amp to stick out a ft from the cabinet!
37:29 <Bandicoot> Pieter projectors lose finer details
37:40 <Pieter> Bandicoot: you're an idiot!! explain how :)
37:45 <Bandicoot> projected images are never better than lcd screen
37:45 <Pieter> Bandicoot: and then go to the cinemas
37:50 <Bandicoot> cinemas are shit
37:53 <Pieter> no, its BETTER
37:55 <Bandicoot> terrible image
37:58 <Pieter> my projection is DLP
37:59 <Bandicoot> VHS was betbter
38:05 <Bandicoot> yes, ive seen them all
38:07 <damian> read what i wrote girlie
38:12 <Pieter> you've seen them all
38:12 <damian> DVI to VGA adapter -> $5
38:14 <Bandicoot> i have an LED tv
38:16 <Pieter> man, what kind of statement is that!
38:19 <damian> + DVI to HDMI adapter -> $8
38:22 <Pieter> dont lie Bandicoot
38:24 <Bandicoot> it shits all over your cheapo lcd proj
38:26 <Pieter> your LIES will get you NO WHERE
38:29 <damian> plug them into each other, you have your conversation and your extension
38:36 <Pieter> jesus
38:41 <Pieter> im not going to bother
38:48 <Pieter> bloody kids thinking they know everything
38:57 <damian> i don't think i know everything
39:01 <damian> but i'm willing to be educated otherwise
39:12 <Pieter> naa, Bandicoot is not even 16 and he's giving me specs and reality
39:15 <Pieter> haha
39:15 <Pieter> :)
39:16 <Bandicoot> Pieter wishes he could afford my luxurious lifestyle of hot cars, beautiful women, and technological entertainment
39:16 <damian> you're saying you can dvi -> vga with that came
39:17 <Pieter> brb
39:17 <damian> cable
39:18 <Pieter> eating
39:23 <damian> but it won't vga -> dvi
39:37 <damian> ?
39:40 <Bandicoot> Pieter has tomato sauce stains down his tshirt
39:43 <Bandicoot> he is a grot
39:47 <Pieter> funny
39:54 <Pieter> when i use sweet n sour n sweet chilli
39:56 <Pieter> dumbass
39:57 <Pieter> bbs
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41:01 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
41:09 <Bandicoot> his keyboard is so caked full of food debris when he spends his dole money he shakes it out and presses it all together to form biscuits so he can survive
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42:13 <Pieter> look at Bandicoot
42:15 <Pieter> so full of hatres
42:17 <Pieter> hatred even
42:27 <Pieter> its what happens when you're beaten up every day at school
42:28 <damian> teach me, Pieter, teach me
42:35 <Bandicoot> Pieter is such a slob, lazy and fat he relies on frozen chips as his main source of nutrition
42:39 <Pieter> and infront of ya mum when shes picking you up in her shitty ford falcon 500
42:41 <Bandicoot> no wonder he is fat, 30 and unemployed
42:48 <Pieter> Bandicoot
42:54 <Pieter> want to buy more makeup?
42:59 Quit: Fury ([email protected]) Quit:
43:00 <Pieter> gotta hide those blackeyes somehow!
43:07 <Bandicoot> Pieter you are just a grub
43:16 Quit: hotT ([email protected]) Quit:
43:17 <tr1p1ea> would you two stfu
43:17 <sandraa> byee
43:19 <sandraa> ppl
43:20 <sandraa> :)
43:23 <tr1p1ea> or at least take it to pm
43:30 <Bandicoot> blackeyes? my eyes are green
43:48 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmm.
43:49 <tetrasalicylide> Mad.
43:51 <damian> :(
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45:52 Nick: Nikky` is now known as NikAway
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50:09 <Pieter> god that was yum
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51:00 <Pieter> pandas DO drive!
51:02 <Pieter> i seen one!
51:07 <Pieter> and it was wearing a pink skirt!
51:11 <Pieter> and i wanted to uNF it
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51:56 <arlph> i accidentally it all.
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54:11 <tetrasalicylide> Gawd jerky is good.
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54:24 <Pieter> ayyye tetrasalicylide?
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54:35 <Fred-Bear> hi all
54:40 <Fred-Bear> o/
54:54 <Bandicoot> hi fred
55:00 <Fred-Bear> welcome back
55:06 <Pieter> Fred-Bear! Youre unbanned
55:10 <Pieter> !
55:19 <Fred-Bear> yeah, i made it
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55:34 <Bandicoot> hi bree
55:43 <bree> hey
55:54 <Bandicoot> how are you princess
56:16 <kibblz> breezer
56:32 <Pieter> barcardi
57:01 <bree> great. how are you
57:33 <kibblz> solid as
58:31 <Fred-Bear> hi breester
58:48 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmm.
59:07 <PandasDontDrive> Nigella Lawson is HOT
59:18 <PandasDontDrive> i want to punch her humungus boobies
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00:45 * PandasDontDrive googles Nigella Lawson Breasts
00:47 <PandasDontDrive> huhu
00:55 <kibblz> shh its simone
01:31 <PandasDontDrive> shhhhhhhhhhhhh Simone is here
01:45 <VenGeancE> wheres robin
02:02 <PandasDontDrive> who?
02:07 <VenGeancE> paul_banks
02:25 <PanfriedSeaScallops> hard earned furst needs big cold beeya
02:27 <PandasDontDrive> his name is robin?
02:32 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://farm1.static.flickr.com/150/424869730_6a47b6a79e.jpg
02:37 <PandasDontDrive> why do people think paul banks is a chick?
02:56 <VenGeancE> i'd suicide if hes a chick
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03:11 <PandasDontDrive> lol
03:22 <VenGeancE> heh
03:37 <kibblz> hes not a chick
04:15 <kibblz> angela eh
04:19 <kibblz> long time
04:35 <unique> Blurgh
05:15 <Bandicoot> paul_banks is a girl btw
05:32 <Bandicoot> her name is jane
06:00 * kibblz slaps the depression out of unique
06:22 <unique> Slap the flu out of me
06:33 * kibblz slaps your boob
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06:58 * Bandicoot burns unique
06:59 <unique> Don't be sleazy.
07:03 <kibblz> maybe that guy can fix you up unique
07:07 <kibblz> very_horni
07:12 <unique> No thank you.
07:18 <Bandicoot> girls dont get horny
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07:25 <kibblz> they get crazy
07:28 <Bandicoot> they get emotional
07:29 <kibblz> with whips
07:30 <kibblz> n shit
07:31 <Bandicoot> which leads to sex
07:33 <Bandicoot> but never horny
07:37 <unique> Lol.
07:39 <Pieter> wtf
07:41 <Pieter> hahaha
07:43 <Pieter> never horny
07:44 <kibblz> i remember i met this girl
07:45 <Pieter> man
07:49 <kibblz> in a library
07:50 <kibblz> and she wanted to do it there
07:51 <Pieter> my ex used to turn porn on heaps
07:55 <Pieter> i doubt it was due to love
07:56 <kibblz> so dont tell me
07:57 <Bandicoot> Pieter pays girls for sex, so he thinks normal girls are horny
07:59 <kibblz> about girls no horny
08:02 <Bandicoot> dont take his advice
08:11 <Bandicoot> he is a clueless 30yr old jobless dork
08:12 <Pieter> unique: you never get horny!
08:21 <unique> Whatever you say Pieter.
08:25 <Pieter> haha :P
08:31 <kibblz> unique is horny right now.
08:35 <kibblz> that's why she's on irc.
08:38 <unique> I cbf justifying myself and of course you know me better than i know myself.
08:56 <Pieter> i love how Bandicoot throws his lectures around
08:56 <kibblz> intense :oo
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09:02 <unique> Brb, going to fondle my fat rolls.
09:04 <Pieter> yes, we're going to pay attention to a 15 year old
09:06 <Bandicoot> irc is a sea of losers
09:07 <Pieter> hahaha
09:14 <Pieter> yes Bandicoot
09:17 <Pieter> we're all losers
09:19 <Bandicoot> i mean really, what am I doing here
09:21 Quit: Bandicoot ([email protected]) Quit:
09:22 <Pieter> and not the singular you who doesnt fit in
09:25 Quit: _PiTbUlL ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
09:25 <unique> Lol
09:43 <kibblz> eww
09:44 <kibblz> lol
09:45 <Pieter> man, he's going to be the next fakey (with only comments)
09:50 * kibblz plays with unique's rolls
10:14 <Pieter> if he was less insulting and stopped lie'ing non stop, then i might even like his online personallity
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11:02 <unique> Funny, that's exactly how i feel about you Pieter..
11:09 <unique> :)
11:21 <kibblz> lol yeah
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11:23 <kibblz> Pieter is one of them
11:27 <kibblz> compulsive liars
11:31 <kibblz> to make himself look good
11:44 <unique> Insulting people constantly, to make himself look good
11:45 <unique> Lol
11:54 <kibblz> he lies more than insults
12:01 <PandasDontDrive> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_L3vYvrIJ8s0/SVu34AxkLSI/AAAAAAAAALc/uPmB664_ujA/s1600-h/britney_spears_bazaar_2_big.jpg
12:04 <kibblz> i hate ppl who lie all the time.
12:19 <PandasDontDrive> WHOAH
12:19 <PandasDontDrive> @that
12:47 <PandasDontDrive> look at that pic kibblz
12:51 <VenGeancE> nero is my hero
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13:11 <kibblz> britneys tits are all fucked from the plastic
13:14 <kibblz> surgery
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13:22 <PandasDontDrive> lols
13:27 <PanfriedSeaScallops> bronny spears
13:30 <PandasDontDrive> id boof her there
13:35 <PandasDontDrive> lol
13:38 <kibblz> shes preg there
13:41 <unique> You like them pregnant Josh?
13:41 <unique> Lol
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13:47 <PandasDontDrive> ive boofed 3 preg chicks
13:48 <kibblz> that was teh pregnant shoot
13:50 <kibblz> lol
13:53 <PandasDontDrive> lol
13:58 <VenGeancE> fuckable britney
14:04 <kibblz> you like jabbin your dick on unborn babies heads?
14:05 <kibblz> :P
14:08 <unique> Says something about them doesn't it.
14:09 <unique> Lol.
14:09 <PandasDontDrive> haha
14:21 <PandasDontDrive> takes no effort to make a pregnant chick cum
14:25 <PandasDontDrive> ask mixy
14:27 <unique> Pregnant probably from whoring around and even when pregnant, why stop!
14:32 <unique> Go them.
14:38 <PanfriedSeaScallops> panda, you'd boof sandraa
14:48 <PanfriedSeaScallops> i imagine she'd complain of being hungry halfway throuhg the sex
14:49 <PandasDontDrive> you just want to be fucked from behind erynn
14:51 <Pieter> oooer PandasDontDrive
14:54 <Pieter> that pic is kinda hot:)
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5 Pieter ino
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15:09 <unique> Would rather not, sick atm, not in the mood.
15:18 <PandasDontDrive> aww i want a pet baby hippo
15:24 <PandasDontDrive> there's one on tv so cute
15:37 <unique> Behind is my worst angle too. My fat ripples and does a mexican wave up my back.
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15:46 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
15:51 <kibblz> asianbabe28 on #melbourne #sex
15:52 <unique> It's terrible.
15:58 <PandasDontDrive> i thought you were thin now
16:04 <PandasDontDrive> u looked thin in ur pic
16:12 <unique> God no. I'll always be fat. Didn't you know.
16:12 <kibblz> its a trick pic
16:17 <kibblz> the angle pic
16:18 <kibblz> :P
16:32 <PandasDontDrive> angle pics like Rhee
16:33 <unique> Lol. None of my pics are angled though kibblz, front on pics. Generally can't lie with them.
16:38 <kibblz> lol rhee has a nice face
16:40 <kibblz> but shes fat
16:44 <PandasDontDrive> never get a shot of rhee without loads of makeup on tho
16:46 <PandasDontDrive> is she fat?
16:48 <kibblz> but its inside that matters right
16:51 <kibblz> :S
16:51 <PandasDontDrive> prob from having a kid
17:06 <kibblz> unique can i look at your rolls
17:11 <Pieter> wotdaycallits thingamabobs
17:11 <PandasDontDrive> my x got fat after having a kid
17:14 <Pieter> n gizmos
17:14 <kibblz> im into rolls
17:19 <VenGeancE> you like fatso
17:34 <kibblz> only unique's rolls
17:38 <unique> Didn't you see my fat pics Josh?
17:46 * unique shares
18:26 <PandasDontDrive> u dont look very fat there
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18:37 <PandasDontDrive> did you have undies on
18:41 <unique> o.O
18:42 <PandasDontDrive> lol
18:47 <unique> What kind of question is that?
18:49 <unique> Lol.
19:07 <PandasDontDrive> i dont know
19:08 <kibblz> what pic
19:17 <kibblz> the nude one/
19:17 <VenGeancE> she was lucky i didnt bring my glasses
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19:36 * mixy stabs josh
19:37 <unique> I don't have nudes kibblz.
19:47 <Pieter> lies unique
19:48 <PandasDontDrive> haha rach
19:50 <Pieter> i seen em :PPP
19:55 <mixy> :(
20:15 <mixy> just because it's true doesn't mean you need to tell everyone D:
20:25 <unique> I want to see them Pieter, show me
20:26 <PandasDontDrive> lol hahah
21:12 <VenGeancE> mixxxy
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21:34 <VenGeancE> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiPe2rFAwIA
22:04 <PanfriedSeaScallops> aussie aussie aussie
22:18 <unique> Ohh awesome. Fish n chips are here. Fatty foood goodness! OM NOM NOM.
23:03 <Sly`away> im back!
23:07 Nick: Sly`away is now known as SirSly
24:06 Quit: MeLB`GuY26 ([email protected]) Quit:
25:00 Quit: VenGeancE ([email protected]) Quit: awwwwwwwwww :(
25:40 <Pieter> man
25:41 Join: _cia_ ([email protected]) to #melbourne
25:46 <Pieter> that king in merlin sure can be a fucking prick sometimes
26:00 <Pieter> cant believe an 84 year old survived 10 days in haiti
26:10 Join: Terri ([email protected]) to #melbourne
26:11 <Pieter> i spose they are used to shitty conditions
26:12 <Pieter> :)
26:21 <Pieter> Terri: are you male or female?
26:25 <Pieter> i is female isnt it>
26:25 <Pieter> ?
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26:52 Quit: _cia_ ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
27:07 Join: Just_Me ([email protected]) to #melbourne
27:15 <Just_Me> hey all
27:18 Join: ANDY ([email protected]) to #melbourne
27:21 Nick: Mayhem is now known as Genevieve`Twatwaffle`Burnsflou
27:25 <Genevieve`Twatwaffle`Burnsflou> oh boo
27:30 <Terri> yes it is
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27:36 Nick: Genevieve`Twatwaffle`Burnsflou is now known as Princess`bigdong
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27:50 <Just_Me> Hot^Chick^4^U, that means u r fat and ugly? haha
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28:21 <Pieter> dun be mean Just_Me :(
28:29 <Pieter> be part of the nice peoples group:)
28:35 <Pieter> like meeeee :)
28:35 <Just_Me> hahaha
28:45 <Just_Me> there is no such thing in here
28:47 <SirSly> MAYHEM
28:52 <SirSly> U FUCKING FAGGOT HI MATE :P
28:53 <SirSly> lol
29:21 * Mr^RX8 slaps Princess`bigdong around a bit with a large trout
29:37 <Just_Me> there are no hot chicks in here.. all fat and ugly
29:45 Quit: SugaPlumFairy ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
29:53 <SirSly> Princess`bigdong is one whore :P
30:06 <Pieter> you evil mannnn
30:11 <Princess`bigdong> Haiii SirSly xoxoxox
30:12 Join: SugaPlumFairy ([email protected]) to #melbourne
30:14 <Princess`bigdong> o/`
30:23 <Pieter> Just_Me: 7 years ago there used to be good lookers on here that were in shape
30:30 <Pieter> but irc has become a place for boredom nutjobs :/
30:33 <Pieter> &
30:39 * Just_Me waves to Princess`bigdong o/~
30:47 <Pieter> goodie
30:50 <Pieter> back to the future is on
31:58 Join: _cia_ ([email protected]) to #melbourne
32:00 <Just_Me> how many million times have u seen that?
32:12 <Princess`bigdong> d(^_^)b
32:14 <SirSly> daggot
32:17 <SirSly> faggot
32:18 <SirSly> lol
32:22 <SirSly> no kissing
32:22 <Princess`bigdong> DAGGOT
32:22 <SirSly> im not gay
32:24 <SirSly> lol
32:28 <SirSly> :\
32:29 <Princess`bigdong> lollllllllllll @ SirSly
32:33 <SirSly> dont lol @ me
32:35 <SirSly> lol
32:35 <Princess`bigdong> u can be princess`retard
32:37 <SirSly> lol
32:38 <SirSly> k
32:39 <Princess`bigdong> lolololololol @ SirSly
32:50 Nick: SirSly is now known as Princess`ihaveabigdong
32:59 <Princess`bigdong> sif immo me!
33:20 <Princess`ihaveabigdong> lololol
33:22 Nick: Princess`bigdong is now known as Princess`goatse
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33:25 Part: Princess`ihaveabigdong ([email protected]) from #melbourne
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33:28 <Princess`ihaveabigdong> hi boys
33:29 <Princess`ihaveabigdong> :P
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33:35 <MatureMac> lolz
33:38 <PandasDontDrive> hi hunz
33:41 <PandasDontDrive> i mished yew
33:43 <Princess`goatse> haiii sthexsthy!
33:48 <Princess`goatse> o/`
33:48 <PandasDontDrive> put it inme!
33:53 <PandasDontDrive> ._.
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34:28 <Princess`ihaveabigdong> hai
34:44 Nick: Princess`ihaveabigdong is now known as SirSly
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36:26 <kibblz> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvGX6izdt8U&feature=related
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37:38 <SirSly> mayhem
37:45 <SirSly> what u get up 2 today
38:06 Nick: SirSly is now known as Melodeath
38:08 <Princess`goatse> i worked
38:12 <Melodeath> fair enough
38:34 <Melodeath> sux 2 be u
38:35 <Melodeath> lol
38:36 <Princess`goatse> all cos some fuckwit wasnt prepared to wait til monday for their computer
38:40 <Melodeath> i got this whole weekend off
38:44 <Melodeath> :)
38:59 <Melodeath> next week im doing err probz 60hrs somewhere
39:02 Join: Ally22 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
39:03 <Melodeath> cash cash cash me up
39:05 <Melodeath> :D
39:08 <Princess`goatse> heh
39:18 <Princess`goatse> next week im working in a different shopfront :D
39:18 <Melodeath> hopefully get the blue car back on monday
39:21 <kibblz> im gessing ur gay Princess`goatse
39:24 <Princess`goatse> shorter travel times, home earlier
39:29 <Melodeath> lol
39:33 <Melodeath> msy?
39:40 <Melodeath> cpl?
39:43 <Princess`goatse> kibblz the aim is to get as many stooges pm'img me so i can lol @ them
39:43 <Melodeath> with the asians?
39:54 <Princess`goatse> ohh its with azns orrite
40:00 <Princess`goatse> but neither of those stores
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40:10 <moccona> go lleyton
40:11 <Princess`goatse> same company as i normally work4
40:14 <Melodeath> mmk
40:17 <Melodeath> sounds alright
40:22 <moccona> what theyre allready sitting offside
40:26 <Melodeath> im so bogged down
40:28 <Melodeath> aftger this bbq
40:29 <Melodeath> like
40:31 <moccona> baghdatis ya pussy
40:35 <Melodeath> u guise dont understand
40:42 <Melodeath> :|
40:44 <moccona> lleyton is 22nd baghdatis went all way to 100th but is now 31st
40:48 <moccona> is this live ?
40:52 <moccona> ok well
40:54 <moccona> about to start
40:59 <moccona> 2008 lleyton lost ...
41:01 <moccona> 2010 ...
41:04 <Pieter> HAHAHA @ the dog
41:06 <PanfriedSeaScallops> delayed
41:09 <PanfriedSeaScallops> first set is over
41:13 <Pieter> it has a lil flashlight on his cap on his head
41:15 <PanfriedSeaScallops> STRAYA RULES MATE
41:16 <Pieter> miners cap
41:16 <moccona> delayed by like half hour or
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42:21 <Melodeath> oi mayhem
42:26 <Princess`goatse> y0
42:27 <Melodeath> its so quiet without bassbabe on irc
42:28 <Melodeath> lol
42:34 <Princess`goatse> where'd she go?
42:37 <Princess`goatse> loony bin?
42:42 <Melodeath> shes glined for life apparently
42:43 <Melodeath> lol
42:47 <Melodeath> ask TheWJM
42:50 <Melodeath> he did it
42:54 <moccona> they banned me for "being mac" the other day for like 2-3 days
43:05 <moccona> mac, this guy that goes in brissy channel n talks shit
43:13 <Melodeath> moccona stop talking shit
43:18 <moccona> :P
43:18 <Melodeath> when i talk u listen
43:19 <kibblz> Princess`goatse
43:21 <Melodeath> we clear?
43:23 <Melodeath> good
43:24 <kibblz> it would work better if you werent in gay channels.
43:38 <Princess`goatse> it still works regardless of the gay channels
43:39 <Princess`goatse> lollllll
43:47 Nick: Melodeath is now known as SirSly
43:50 <Princess`goatse> tho bigdong got more pms then goatse
44:06 <moccona> the weather is prob cold in melbourne
44:11 <moccona> lleyton prob wishes he was here in adelaide
44:12 <moccona> lol
44:25 <moccona> his excuse if he looses
44:30 <moccona> bad weather
44:31 <moccona> lol
44:44 <Fred-Bear> kibblz do u love christina or bron more?
44:44 <SirSly> fuck off
44:48 <moccona> lol
44:49 <SirSly> if u live in adelaide
44:52 <kibblz> whos christina?
44:54 <SirSly> lol
45:02 <moccona> na yeh , lleyton is from here
45:11 <SirSly> another irc chick kibblz
45:13 <SirSly> duh
45:23 Quit: asianbabe28 ([email protected]) Quit:
45:24 <SirSly> Glass_Girl : introduce yourself to #melbourne chan :)
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45:29 <moccona> dont let the north of adelaide put you off
45:42 <moccona> central and south er perhaps not norlunga, are nice areas.
45:42 <PandasDontDrive> so bored
45:45 Join: steve_aus ([email protected]) to #melbourne
45:46 <moccona> hello josh
45:48 <PandasDontDrive> might commit e-suicide
45:52 * PandasDontDrive slits wrists
45:53 <PandasDontDrive> sup
46:02 <moccona> thats very e-suidical
46:09 Quit: _cia_ ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
46:12 <moccona> wrists like mouse cable
46:32 <moccona> no more violent boredom !
46:46 <Fred-Bear> hi melbourne channel, im the all IRC fasmous celebrity Fred-Bear, feel free to contact me for a chat, ill be answering my pm between 8 and 9 pm tonight, be early so you dont miss out A:)
46:53 <moccona> smoking drinking and being stuck in a hole r bad enough
47:02 <moccona> interesting
47:09 <moccona> lleyton wins almost second game here
47:12 Quit: gs69azza ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
47:13 * Princess`goatse waves and blows kisses at Fred-Bear :>
47:26 <moccona> he lost the first two points bashing the ball out past base line and into the net!
48:01 <PandasDontDrive> lol
48:08 <PandasDontDrive> i want to eat but im so full
48:11 <PandasDontDrive> this sucks!
48:12 <PandasDontDrive> lol
48:18 <moccona> dammit lleyton im stick of this 40/30 up and loosing the point stuff
48:22 <moccona> LOL
48:25 <SirSly> josh
48:26 <SirSly> sup
48:29 <SirSly> homie
48:31 <moccona> just fucken dont do it to keep fit get them in eh
48:57 <SirSly> KNEES
49:05 <moccona> he's playing very carefully now
49:08 <moccona> this is interesting
49:15 <moccona> i know that sorta game
49:18 <moccona> i play it in table tennis
49:22 <moccona> it would or could make you pro
49:23 <PandasDontDrive> nothing just relaxing man
49:27 <moccona> lol get ANY ball back
49:51 <PandasDontDrive> i found the my atm card i thought i lost
49:55 <PandasDontDrive> too bad its cancelled
49:56 <PandasDontDrive> lol
50:02 <moccona> bank or you
50:13 <moccona> just dont say centrelink then i know ya fucked lol
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51:25 <moccona> centrelink sent me 4 letters saying "you are earning 20c a year"
51:35 <moccona> as in
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51:42 <moccona> i get what they gimme and i spend all but 20c
51:47 <moccona> lmao
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52:22 <moccona> "im rich cause i earn 22c a year"
52:27 <not_paul_banks> :-------------)
52:30 <kibblz> i bet Hot^Chick^4^U
52:32 <kibblz> is a guy
52:34 <moccona> give it back n double it up or ...
52:40 <kibblz> tryin to virus ppl
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52:56 <not_paul_banks> *pllllp*
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53:35 <moccona> its gonna be really hard to show anyone 22c because no more 1 or 2 cent coins
53:37 <moccona> hehe
53:50 <not_paul_banks> theirs no toilet brush in the bathroom
53:53 <not_paul_banks> hehe
54:15 <not_paul_banks> wuff
54:46 <Fred-Bear> kibblz would you make me an ice cream
54:53 <not_paul_banks> ohh fred beaar
55:06 <not_paul_banks> i still have a ppic of ur lasanga on my computer
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55:28 <moccona> so youre not paul banks anymore
55:34 <moccona> man thats like me saying im not a sort of lasagne
55:39 <moccona> or pepper steak
55:49 <not_paul_banks> no paul_banks is banned for life
55:55 <moccona> i only pretend i drink coffee to keep vitalised
56:05 <not_paul_banks> huh
56:06 <Pieter> moccona: I still have a jar with 1 n 2c copper pieces
56:40 <moccona> i manage to keep a few empty and one full jar of moccona at any time
56:48 <moccona> just in case someone drops 1 or 2 cent coins
56:52 <moccona> i need them to make it 30c a year
57:50 <moccona> my computer sounds like the pump that makes a spa work
57:54 <kibblz> * Melanie ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Fennec_Fox - would you kindly stop messaging me with "a/s/l" every single god damn time i log on.)
58:07 <not_paul_banks> lol:-)
58:19 <kibblz> hate when ppl announce it out loud .. things like that
58:23 <kibblz> make it look like theycool
58:32 <not_paul_banks> yeh its so snarky
58:47 <moccona> i wanna hear lleyton say "FUCCCCCCCCCCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" instead of "CMON!" just so i know he thinks its worth it
58:56 <moccona> FUCKEN AWESOME!
58:59 <not_paul_banks> look at me im so poppular
58:59 <moccona> 5/0 eh
59:12 <moccona> yeh but we all know they win first n then loose second its so rare they win straight
59:18 <not_paul_banks> moccona is feelin insane again
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59:25 <not_paul_banks> ramble ramble
59:27 <moccona> gee, reminds me why i dont play pokie maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa chenes
59:37 <moccona> you are rambling without oh wait im rambling in front of you?
59:40 <bree> hi popular paul_banks
59:46 <moccona> yes bree, he's popular
59:48 <not_paul_banks> im not_paul_banks
59:51 <moccona> like a sack of potatoes
00:29 * CaShIe says the bank is now open if any chicks wanna make a withdrawal
00:37 <not_paul_banks> lol
01:33 <not_paul_banks> my ankles r extremely itchy
01:56 <PanfriedSeaScallops> how u handling the heat, stinky winky?
02:02 <not_paul_banks> ohh its horible
02:27 <not_paul_banks> terible. simply terible.
02:33 <not_paul_banks> im going 2 young tomorow
02:37 <not_paul_banks> wheres that
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02:47 <not_paul_banks> wtf paulee
02:51 <not_paul_banks> get out
02:56 <not_paul_banks> get the fuck out
03:10 <PanfriedSeaScallops> Young out in nsw?
03:15 <PanfriedSeaScallops> must be boring out there
03:17 <not_paul_banks> google maps time
03:19 <PanfriedSeaScallops> BORRING
03:25 <not_paul_banks> borring
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03:37 <not_paul_banks> gr8
03:42 <paulee> watever paul wanks!!
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03:55 <Bandicoot> i just picked up my rx8
03:57 <bree> paul wanks.. haha
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04:16 <not_paul_banks> its 2 hrs from here (canberra)
04:43 <not_paul_banks> no wit
04:48 <not_paul_banks> wait*
05:03 <not_paul_banks> ok hyes
05:07 <not_paul_banks> i dont know
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08:55 <not_paul_banks> heh.
09:21 <princehrnyme> would any females like to chat to a 28 m mel aus with cam msg me pls...
09:33 <not_paul_banks> lol
10:05 <not_paul_banks> pigfluf
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11:06 <not_paul_banks> i cant watch youtubes
11:36 <not_paul_banks> hmm. im usgi optus preopaid wireless..not suer how much data youtubes yuse
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15:21 <Incorruptible> Aloha
15:51 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmm.
15:53 <tetrasalicylide> Egh.
16:06 <tetrasalicylide> Meh.
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18:08 <not_paul_banks> heh.
18:40 <kibblz> http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/6769/wingman4.png
19:41 <Incorruptible> Alrighty then.
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22:14 <PanfriedSeaScallops> im looking at redhead porn
22:26 <Django> eww
22:26 <moccona> i found some other day
22:33 <moccona> from holland
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22:50 <PandasDontDrive> I like the part in back to the future part III where marty crashes the delorian into the wall painted with indians and the movie ends.
23:28 <moccona> i rang my isp to gimme back adsl today
23:34 <moccona> and all i got was bigpond music , lol
23:37 <PandasDontDrive> i like how there's a grizzly bear inside the cave he parks the delorian in.
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23:52 <moccona> stay on the line for bigpond or watch tennis gee tough question
24:12 <moccona> fucking crazy we pay
24:16 <PandasDontDrive> it's a well known unfact that grizzly bears live in the desert.
24:22 <moccona> like for $30 a month on cable in america, its unlimited
24:28 <moccona> here for the same $150,000 a year.
24:29 <PanfriedSeaScallops> unlimited in most countries
24:29 <moccona> lol
24:45 <moccona> it protects us from hackers, keeps us home
24:46 <moccona> lol
24:56 <PandasDontDrive> black bear
24:58 <PandasDontDrive> same difference
25:01 <moccona> it really does do both actually.
25:02 <moccona> but still
25:03 <moccona> ffs
25:10 <moccona> 100gb a month! i call for :D
25:32 <moccona> atleast for me the novices can go find corner
25:50 <PanfriedSeaScallops> change isp
25:50 <moccona> our internet is ... too intermittent.
25:54 <moccona> hrmm i thought of that
26:00 <moccona> but can you get better than telstra?
26:08 <PanfriedSeaScallops> cant get any more expensive
26:10 <PandasDontDrive> yawning as
26:18 <moccona> lol probably who cares tho i live heaps far from fucking exchange and am now on wireless.
26:27 <moccona> lol so wireless wins in australia
26:34 <PanfriedSeaScallops> wireless is free all through europe
26:36 <PanfriedSeaScallops> on trains
26:38 <moccona> 450kb/sec down 200kb ahem i think , up.
26:39 <PanfriedSeaScallops> wifi
26:45 <mikey> kinddaaaa feel like doing something tonight
27:04 <moccona> go on webcam
27:06 <moccona> fuck ya gf
27:09 <moccona> you'll be laugh of the week
27:12 <moccona> for australia
27:14 <moccona> =)
27:21 <moccona> youll wanna op everyone
27:33 <moccona> youre going to either ban or op everyone i just know it
27:37 <moccona> lol re:person.com
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27:44 <moccona> and paltalk... lol paltalk is fucken cool these days
27:45 <moccona> try it out
27:53 <moccona> cd quality stereo from japan lol
28:00 <Bandicoot> shutup moccona
28:03 <moccona> music and dj's its rediculous
28:04 <moccona> ok
28:06 <moccona> lol
28:10 <Bandicoot> garbage typer
28:23 <moccona> you type garbage did you take it out yet
28:27 <Bandicoot> http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/world/m-suit-after-cocaine-turns-out-to-be-candy/story-e6frfkui-1225822843855
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29:05 <moccona> my dad just came around here
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29:29 <moccona> "tommorow we are going scuber diving with the philpinno chick"
29:36 <moccona> "the philipinno chick" has a name, right?
29:41 <moccona> he's really elusive
29:44 <moccona> or deluded.
29:52 <moccona> who knows , he might be able to make it amusing.
29:59 <moccona> old man never ..... minds
30:05 <moccona> tho all the way up in port adelaide?
30:16 <moccona> port norlunga er lol i better give him a call if im gonna go
30:27 <moccona> as they are both like completely opposite directions
30:33 <moccona> what was on my mind
30:36 <PanfriedSeaScallops> christie's beach
30:42 <moccona> hrm south.
30:45 <moccona> yeh makes more sense.
30:48 <moccona> for
30:52 <moccona> snorkling
30:57 <moccona> but the idiot had a house there.
31:16 <moccona> lol im and sister is only one in the entire family if you call it that
31:20 <moccona> that stayed at one place and
31:25 <moccona> sometimes i ... i never have
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31:34 <moccona> but sometimes i wanna ACTUALLY ask her to live at her place
31:49 <moccona> help with paying for place help her if shes asleep and her kids r awake
32:04 <moccona> i cant afford a $5000 caravan but its what they suggested
32:08 <moccona> knowing them theyre like
32:28 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IgTqZO5N20
32:31 <moccona> "gee chad is a dreamy looking idiot... lets see here... hrm he gets a caravan he can stay here for $100 a week"
32:40 <moccona> and thats better than the city?
32:45 <moccona> 100 a week?
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32:55 <moccona> lol if it was only 100 they would ask 200
32:57 <moccona> ok 200 a week
33:02 <moccona> lmao
33:15 <moccona> from 70 to 200 a week for share accomodation after buying a $5000 caravan
33:16 <moccona> lmao
33:18 <moccona> punks!!!
33:43 <not_paul_banks> hm:(
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33:59 <moccona> my sister would get me to do everything
34:07 <moccona> im like "this will cost you a dollar" lol
34:23 <Jeffy> moccona: try using 1 line instead of 10
34:23 <Jeffy> :)
34:29 <moccona> type fast
34:33 <moccona> or type die n die fast!
34:52 <moccona> *better
35:09 <moccona> ok lets move to the country indians pakies and that r takin hrm not to mention asians tho asians r kewl
35:13 <moccona> are taking cities over
35:27 <moccona> theres not much real change
35:32 <moccona> "ooops , we missed"
35:42 <moccona> lmao
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36:45 <moccona> lleyton smashed way thru that
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36:58 <moccona> only 2 sets
37:03 <moccona> oh he might had something on his mind
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37:07 <moccona> actually getting to finals lol
37:10 <Pieter> fuck me dead
37:13 <moccona> semi finals this time, lleyton ;)
37:17 <Pieter> im gonna be broke bad next week
37:19 <PanfriedSeaScallops> Clayton Hewitt
37:21 <Pieter> and the following week
37:28 <moccona> Pieter you look like shit why not have a bank account the same?
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37:39 <moccona> do you know
37:41 <moccona> no
37:43 <Pieter> what?
37:47 <moccona> what do you look like anyway smartass ?
37:49 <Pieter> how do i look like shit?
37:50 <PanfriedSeaScallops> Engelbert Wrobel
37:56 <moccona> i dont know . never seen you, ever
38:01 <Pieter> wtf are you on about then
38:05 <Pieter> why are you so lost?
38:06 <moccona> send a pic
38:06 <Pieter> :/
38:11 <moccona> ya might gimme a boner
38:17 <moccona> what if you gave everyone a boner
38:25 <Pieter> i give everyone boners
38:26 <moccona> slap it around or just find someone who cares
38:28 <Pieter> and make females wet
38:41 <moccona> for a boner, its ok
38:56 <Pieter> http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v351/222/23/737368258/n737368258_819110_6942.jpg
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40:04 <kokothemonkey> it be quiet :(
40:14 <Pieter> im hungry again
40:14 <pervert> lol
40:17 <Pieter> i must have worms
40:27 <kokothemonkey> i have worms, i even named them :)
40:34 <Pieter> got 3 lil bits of cheese i cant slice up no more
40:39 <Pieter> i might shred it instead
40:39 <Pieter> brb
40:41 <Pieter> hunger
41:06 <kokothemonkey> i got kfc :D
41:06 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
41:26 <PanfriedSeaScallops> poor thing
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42:46 <moccona> LMAO he looks like keanu reeves
42:55 <moccona> a true boner
43:11 <moccona> maybe just a bit of a stiff cock
43:28 <moccona> ... that wasnt him, was it?
43:33 <Pieter> gah
43:37 <moccona> lmao
43:38 <Pieter> i wish everyone would stop saying that
43:41 <moccona> you are such an idiot
43:44 <moccona> ok that too
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43:52 <moccona> well its like, your irc has the practice, dude
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44:00 <PanfriedSeaScallops> irc is the meeting place for aussie lemmings
44:03 <Pieter> damn youre a basic character
44:09 <Pieter> i love lemmings!
44:13 <moccona> i dont live in melbourne.
44:16 <Pieter> they have funny hair and they explode:)
44:22 <moccona> you live in melbourne and you say you evne have it all but you are still on irc.
44:24 <moccona> youre a comedian.
45:09 <moccona> whatever
45:15 <moccona> help me get a game working its a bitch
45:20 <moccona> modern warfare 2
45:23 <moccona> on my REAL computer
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45:36 <moccona> gawd you cant play that game on a laptop i really dont care WHAT laptop youre lying about.
46:03 <moccona> always was n always will be something about beating an ipod and mobile phone and the local everything about that.
46:27 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmmmmm.
46:35 <moccona> so Pieter, http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v351/222/23/737368258/n737368258_819110_6942.jpg is you ?
46:58 <moccona> ugly, you dont look like ya need it often lol hahaha oh why live in a city
47:01 <moccona> stir the country
47:05 <moccona> look out for bushfires
47:08 <moccona> =) lmao
47:28 <moccona> my sister always called me ugly
47:37 <moccona> the same one that gave me awesome chocolates on xmas day
47:44 <moccona> where the rest of them were trying to find their kids
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47:58 <moccona> ill tell you what melbourne
48:06 <moccona> im gonna go to victorian snowfields this year
48:12 <moccona> anyone with me wanna plan ahead?
48:32 <moccona> gee i could get a tabbogan out on the adelaide hills in winter but its not the same
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48:45 <moccona> you could slide off your head easier
48:51 <moccona> damn drugs of adelaide
48:52 <moccona> lmao
49:00 <moccona> they know so much but never travel
49:03 <moccona> yeah right
49:10 <moccona> what do you suggest? ok
49:16 <moccona> ill take my own game of monopoly
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49:32 <moccona> if i forget my ticket will they lemme on the plane if i beg lol
49:58 <PanfriedSeaScallops> moccona are u rocking out to some led zeppelin?
50:07 <moccona> led zeppelin?
50:20 <moccona> guy sebastian but not until i get broadband stupid 64k
50:29 <PanfriedSeaScallops> 64k is badass
50:33 <moccona> my isp promotes chatrooms
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50:38 <PanfriedSeaScallops> be a proud STRAYAN baked beans eater
50:38 <moccona> and lag
50:48 <moccona> and 64k without lag? oh shut up telstra.
51:20 <moccona> they only place you dont get lag on slowband is mirc
51:33 <not_paul_banks> http://picasaweb.google.com/schizoidcat/20100123#5429866978840287474
51:35 <moccona> so it amuses me enourmously to see anything else non lagged, ever. even in 2010
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51:49 <PanfriedSeaScallops> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=437ych7UtGE
51:55 <PanfriedSeaScallops> Fun Cheeky CHIC is hot!
52:15 <pervert> dugs
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52:42 <not_paul_banks> PanfriedSeaScallops i depresed cheer me up
52:42 <Fred-Bear> PandasDontDrive hi
52:48 <not_paul_banks> pls
52:52 <arlph> pls
52:56 <not_paul_banks> lol
53:02 <not_paul_banks> f u
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54:13 <moccona> snanks of oz
54:21 <moccona> skanks
54:30 <moccona> hrm tell you what
54:38 <moccona> new york makes it scarier, lol
55:03 <not_paul_banks> :---)
55:16 <arlph> ^___________________________^
55:17 Quit: man_o_melb ([email protected]) Quit:
55:30 <not_paul_banks> ._x
55:34 Quit: Hot^Chick^4^U ([email protected]) Quit:
55:41 <Princess`goatse> >_____>
55:59 <Princess`goatse> (o)______(O)
56:41 <not_paul_banks> thats
56:47 <not_paul_banks> great
57:06 <not_paul_banks> haha
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58:53 <not_paul_banks> so i went to the zoo today http://picasaweb.google.com/schizoidcat/20100123#5429865563132154690
58:57 <not_paul_banks> thoughts?
58:59 Nick: CaShIe is now known as HeWhoLaughs
59:31 <pervert> hi paul banks
59:39 <not_paul_banks> msv has made me feel like a piece of shit already
00:03 <not_paul_banks> helo
00:20 <pervert> whats that
00:27 <not_paul_banks> <mameshiba> no but i'm about 2 go to a vegetarian restaurant with her where u pay by donation
00:31 <not_paul_banks> ugh.
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01:27 <moccona> im about to play music that wont lag
01:35 <moccona> its like having sex
01:43 <moccona> does know she is coming back, not lagged
01:46 <moccona> atleast not as bad
01:55 <moccona> depends if she likes it where she wants it
02:00 <moccona> and your fat cock
02:01 <moccona> lmao
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02:12 <arlph> msv is ugly
02:15 <arlph> unlike me
02:24 <not_paul_banks> ohh
02:35 <moccona> there is a new word
02:36 <arlph> ohhhhhhhh
02:37 <moccona> vampir
02:56 <moccona> mind you, they like to know something.
03:10 <not_paul_banks> ?
03:21 <arlph> /nick not_msv
03:24 <moccona> they steal minds, you will not have a problem, paul
03:24 <Pieter> cmooooooooon griller
03:30 <not_paul_banks> heh.
03:30 <Pieter> grill damnit grill!
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03:35 <PandasDontDrive> /nick not_msv
03:47 <arlph> /nick not_msv
03:52 <Pieter> msv massive sucking vagina
03:54 <PandasDontDrive> I suspect you have a case of peanutbutter nipple
03:58 <arlph> /nick not_coloeurs
04:01 <not_paul_banks> wtf
04:06 <PandasDontDrive> lol
04:08 <not_paul_banks> how do u know couleurs
04:11 <PandasDontDrive> COLOEURS
04:14 <arlph> CEOLURS
04:19 <moccona> vampir now steal cock
04:24 <moccona> you still dont have a problem, paul.
04:28 <moccona> dont try to pretend you do
04:36 <not_paul_banks> excuse me??
04:38 <moccona> fag.
04:39 <PandasDontDrive> are you the real Batman? i mean paul banks
04:44 <PandasDontDrive> aer yuo
04:48 <moccona> lol no one bans me for calling paul a fag.
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> im bored as
05:01 <arlph> are you teh real adam west?
05:08 <PandasDontDrive> the highlight of my day left hours ago
05:12 <moccona> he hiccups but most people go no way he must have known how gay he is
05:13 <PandasDontDrive> i finally met heather
05:15 <arlph> i'm the highlight
05:18 <PandasDontDrive> and didnt even know it.
05:27 <not_paul_banks> my maet http://picasaweb.google.com/schizoidcat/20100123#5429864785294674210
05:29 <arlph> /nick not_heather
05:31 <PandasDontDrive> i thought this mythical heather would be older
05:35 <not_paul_banks> i got laaaag
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05:42 <PandasDontDrive> TICKLE FIGHT!
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05:50 <PandasDontDrive> i should sms the girls 'TICKLE FIGHT!'
05:51 <moccona> paul, did you send all ya boyfriends to message me?
05:57 <couleurs> hey bron
05:57 <PandasDontDrive> for attention.
05:59 <not_paul_banks> what??
06:00 <moccona> you should be banned for being extremely gay.
06:11 <arlph> coalerus
06:12 <moccona> so you did
06:12 <PandasDontDrive> bron born bourn bourne
06:19 <PandasDontDrive> i live on bourn avenue
06:20 <SirSly> im the lambassador
06:21 <SirSly> :D
06:22 <moccona> right now you are probably allready on most peoples ignore lists
06:25 <couleurs> wait a sec, she's not even here
06:27 <not_paul_banks> nobody talk to couleurs. i dont allow it.
06:28 <PandasDontDrive> it's a lovely little location we go smurfing at night
06:30 <moccona> its ok ill just also join your friends on that subject
06:31 <moccona> fag!
06:47 <couleurs> hi boys, how r u all 2 nite
06:47 <PandasDontDrive> wait a second batman i forgot to say holy!
07:01 <PandasDontDrive> i just petted my snakeface
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07:15 <not_paul_banks> did ne1 look @ my penguin photo
07:20 <not_paul_banks> just wondering...
07:20 <arlph> no
07:23 <moccona> every time i get a male messaging me i think its cause paul says he likes coffee
07:28 <PandasDontDrive> that's pompustic!
07:29 <HeWhoLaughs> i did
07:30 <moccona> he's heaps gay.
07:32 <PandasDontDrive> pomposticle
07:38 <PandasDontDrive> pompassface
07:38 <not_paul_banks> did u like it HeWhoLaughs
07:39 <moccona> pomistic fags.
07:46 <moccona> yeh. possy ass faces
07:46 <PandasDontDrive> seinfeld!
07:48 <HeWhoLaughs> it was ok
07:52 <arlph> JERRY HELLO
07:59 <not_paul_banks> goodie
08:02 <not_paul_banks> :---)
08:04 <couleurs> new... man
08:13 <PandasDontDrive> you only reason you get in shape is so you can get through the work out
08:15 <arlph> who let newman in my pantry again
08:19 <PandasDontDrive> why are airline peanuts so stale!
08:24 <not_paul_banks> i h
08:32 <PandasDontDrive> why do bicycles have two wheels!
08:33 <arlph> what's the DEAL with newfags?
08:39 <not_paul_banks> i haev 2 shaare a bed wif my sister tonite
08:40 <arlph> what's the DEAL with not_paul_banks
08:44 <PandasDontDrive> what's the DEEAAAL with boyfriends
08:49 <PandasDontDrive> i mean are they boys
08:52 <arlph> and friends
08:52 <PandasDontDrive> or are they friends!
09:01 <PandasDontDrive> zomgawsh!
09:02 <arlph> WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH DIARRHEA
09:05 <arlph> is it poo?
09:06 <HeWhoLaughs> how old is she not_paul_banks
09:06 <PandasDontDrive> instant fame
09:07 <arlph> or liquid?
09:11 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
09:16 <arlph> thanks i'm jerry
09:18 Nick: arlph is now known as jerry
09:21 <not_paul_banks> um
09:22 <jerry> jerry hello
09:24 <PandasDontDrive> hold for applause
09:24 <not_paul_banks> not sure
09:30 <moccona> if i had a stupid question would i have taken irc seriously ?
09:32 <PandasDontDrive> cue the fireworks
09:33 <moccona> or typed it
09:33 <couleurs> pics
09:34 <moccona> lol
09:38 <jerry> cue the serial murders
09:40 <not_paul_banks> older than me (26)
09:40 <PandasDontDrive> boom zig zang BAM!
09:53 <jerry> cue the freshing squeezed goat blood on the upper stage
09:53 <moccona> yer all weird, dude!
09:56 <jerry> from buckets
09:58 <moccona> wanna find a club?
10:01 <PandasDontDrive> why is van helsing on channel 10 standard definition
10:01 <HeWhoLaughs> take pix when shes asleep and post them!
10:05 <PandasDontDrive> somebody lodge a complaint
10:11 <not_paul_banks> tahts weird
10:14 <moccona> its ok i complained about the lag
10:18 <moccona> when there wasnt any
10:18 <moccona> was bored
10:20 <not_paul_banks> and creepy
10:29 <PandasDontDrive> i wish black adder II was on tonight sigh
10:29 <moccona> lol lack of females on here!
10:30 <not_paul_banks> theirs hesps i
10:32 <moccona> you CANT complain about it.
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10:40 <moccona> is ok unless u av armor
10:44 <moccona> yeh right armor.
10:47 <moccona> youre a dickhead
10:51 <moccona> move in with Pieter
10:54 <moccona> just do us a favour
11:01 <moccona> if ya move in with jason, have breaks
11:10 <moccona> lol
11:20 Nick: NikAway is now known as Nikky`
11:24 <PandasDontDrive> the food cooked on Iron Chef looks like something the prawns from district 9 would eat
11:28 <moccona> anything around here does
11:29 <PandasDontDrive> man i loved that film
11:30 <SirSly> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHH0Ebke-lU
11:36 <PandasDontDrive> except for the adlibbing
11:46 <PandasDontDrive> "i would not have sex with a creature"
11:50 <moccona> because of quality shows, josh watches for half an hour with ads
11:51 <moccona> hrm
11:55 <PandasDontDrive> "i wouldnt do like that thing and stuff"
11:58 <moccona> tell you what that reminds me of foxtel n how it sucks.
11:59 <moccona> lol
12:15 <PandasDontDrive> i miss Heston's Feasts.
12:23 <PandasDontDrive> i'd love to meat him.
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12:46 * PandasDontDrive laughs at japanese people trying to cook with veal, haw haw HAH HAH..
12:49 <moccona> im gonna complain about the lag again on austnet im bored again
13:06 <not_paul_banks> r u mocking me moccona
13:10 <not_paul_banks> mockkona lol
13:17 <moccona> * Now talking in #asd
13:18 <moccona> * Topic is 'Welcome to the official AustNet Services Department. To REGISTER: /NickOP Register PASSWORD [email protected] , then /nickop confirm Authcode-here | To IDENTIFY: /Identify YOURPASSWORD | Services Questions only. Please do not message helpers unless asked to :)'
13:18 <moccona> * Set by mikey on Sat Jan 23 13:11:37
13:18 <moccona> * locote is now known as karratha
13:18 <moccona> <moccona> we have lag, you have scratching armpits
13:21 <PandasDontDrive> I like the monotone voice dubbing in Iron Chef
13:22 <not_paul_banks> uh oh
13:36 <PandasDontDrive> "Yes this dish was de-light-ful"
13:53 <jerry> what's the deaaaaaaaaal with food
13:57 <PandasDontDrive> "i ..could .. have more. ha .. ha"
14:02 <jerry> i mean, do you eat it, or do you stick it in your anus?
14:13 <PandasDontDrive> ok ONE hd is 24/7 sport
14:18 <PandasDontDrive> yet cricket is on 90hd
14:22 <PandasDontDrive> and tennis on 70hd
14:25 <PandasDontDrive> :/
14:28 <moccona> <@mikey> k
14:29 <moccona> <moccona> just so you know
14:30 <moccona> <moccona> :P
14:30 <moccona> <moccona> oh drunks
14:43 <PandasDontDrive> aer yuo durnk agani
14:59 <Nikky`> The question is, when is he sober?
14:59 <moccona> yes but my haircut isonly a mess from the sleep, dude
15:01 <PandasDontDrive> stuart little 2 is on when mouse hunt should be on
15:05 <PandasDontDrive> mouse hunt?:
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15:09 Kick: moccona was kicked by ChanOP ((mikey) please do not paste personal conversations in heere)
15:16 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
15:35 <PandasDontDrive> can i paste our ultra personal love letter emails mikey
15:45 Nick: Princess`goatse is now known as Mayhem
15:48 <princehrnyme> would any females like to chat to a 28 m mel aus with cam msg me pls...
16:00 <jerry> no
16:02 <tiffany> do
16:06 <tiffany> u have muscles
16:06 <tiffany> lol
16:06 <jerry> hi tiffany
16:08 <Nikky`> No one cares that you have a cam princehrnyme..move along
16:10 <PandasDontDrive> <PandasDontDrive> dear mikeys today i made a mikey doll out of tissue paper i soaked in gasoline and SET ON FIRE ilu xoxoxoxo
16:15 <jerry> how's the force
16:17 <mikey> :(
16:22 <PandasDontDrive> :(
16:25 <jerry> :---------)
16:28 <PandasDontDrive> im obsessed!
16:29 Nick: mikey is now known as smiley
16:32 <PandasDontDrive> lol
16:35 <PandasDontDrive> smiley!
16:39 <jerry> damn
16:49 <jerry> :: :-------) Erroneous nickname
16:50 <HeWhoLaughs> tiffany do u gobble random knob by any chance?
16:56 <smiley> 08:16:00 <moccona> why dont you make your nickname smiley
17:11 Nick: smiley is now known as mikey
17:13 <jerry> pls don't paste personal convos in here
17:13 <PandasDontDrive> taking off paul banks was the greatest idea in the history of great ideas, like hitler's plan to re-settle all of the prawns on the moon
17:21 <jerry> it is hurting me
17:24 <jerry> :---------(
17:30 <PandasDontDrive> lol
17:50 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
18:11 <PandasDontDrive> if only i hadn't drunked all the J&B
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18:53 <Nikky`> If only
19:00 <ANDY> nikkky
19:08 <ANDY> hi
19:10 <Nikky`> ANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
19:15 <Nikky`> Hiya :o)
19:40 <jerry> :o(
19:43 * PandasDontDrive puts in assassins creed
19:49 <PandasDontDrive> the glitchiest game around!
19:52 <PandasDontDrive> i want the new one.
19:55 <Nikky`> :~o(
20:06 * mikey cuddles Nikky
20:10 <mikey> hai babe
20:17 * Nikky` snuggles mikey.. hey hon *mwah*
20:25 <mikey> :)
20:42 <Nikky`> How is my ever so lovely mikey tonight?
20:47 <Nikky`> How is ANDY tonight?
20:51 <Nikky`> huh huh huh..tell me tell me
20:53 <ANDY> im tired as
20:57 <ANDY> thats what i am
21:12 <Nikky`> Shouldn't be spending your nights hanging out at maccas
21:18 <Nikky`> ;o)
21:20 <ANDY> yer i know
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21:28 <ANDY> i havnt sleeped yet
21:38 <Nikky`> Aint you just the lil rebel
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21:55 <ANDY> yerp sure am
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22:20 <SirSly> Nikky`
22:22 <SirSly> ;D
22:30 <Nikky`> Hey SirSly :o)
22:35 <not_paul_banks> ohhh
22:57 <PandasDontDrive> i want a ps4
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23:14 <not_paul_banks> psssst
23:49 Nick: ANDY is now known as DEFECTIVE-VEHICLE
24:09 <Nikky`> I'd say more the driver of said vehicle :P
24:27 Nick: SirSly is now known as MeloDeath
24:37 <Pieter> tiiiiiiime machine
24:39 Nick: DEFECTIVE-VEHICLE is now known as DEFECTIVE-VEHICle
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25:22 <tiffany> mehhhh
25:40 Nick: DEFECTIVE-VEHICle is now known as ANDY
25:42 <not_paul_banks> meh
25:56 <not_paul_banks> meh mehhh
26:15 <tiffany> hhehehee
26:18 <Pieter> ooo paycheck is on chan 9
26:26 <tiffany> wow weee
26:28 <not_paul_banks> im going to a haunted house tomorow
26:37 Quit: karuptone ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
26:40 <tiffany> as if
26:53 <mikey> Nikky, i am just grand thanks
26:55 <mikey> and you?
27:10 <Nikky`> I'm just fantastical thankies :o)
27:27 <not_paul_banks> what do u mean as if
27:35 Quit: MeloDeath ([email protected]) Excess flood
27:49 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmm.
28:00 Quit: princehrnyme ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
28:00 <not_paul_banks> Heh.
28:06 <tetrasalicylide> I think I might have destroyed this USB hub.
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28:39 <Pieter> you destroyer you
28:44 * MatureMac is away: BBL. Shower timerz.
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29:19 <not_paul_banks> yeh im haveing a shower soon
29:33 Quit: defunct ([email protected]) Quit: brb
29:47 <Pieter> im not
29:47 Quit: Wags-The-Dog ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
29:49 <Pieter> i wanna smell!
30:16 <tetrasalicylide> Thank fuck...
30:28 <not_paul_banks> ?
31:50 <Nikky`> http://player.video.news.com.au/news/#1393358416 <-- LOL
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32:33 Nick: Mayhem is now known as M[a]yhemmoroids
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36:40 <PandasDontDrive> o gr8 scotts Paycheck is on
36:46 <PandasDontDrive> how fkn awesomenot
36:50 <jerry> it's hemorrhoids you illiterate fuck
37:04 <jerry> jerry hello
37:09 <not_paul_banks> ohh
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37:59 <PandasDontDrive> its ilitterate you idiotface
38:08 <PandasDontDrive> lern to fuckeng spell.
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38:13 <tetrasalicylide> Hmmmmmm.
40:05 Quit: not_paul_banks ([email protected]) EOF from client
40:37 <Nikky`> Sooooooooooooooo
41:11 <PandasDontDrive> I lost everything in the attack and have no place to store my gummybears
41:19 <Nikky`> Not the gummybears
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42:02 <PandasDontDrive> inoe!
42:03 <Pieter> ooooooooooooooomg!
42:16 <Nikky`> Hey chelle :o)
43:22 <chelle> hi
44:05 <PandasDontDrive> do you know what is for dinner somebody?
44:07 <PandasDontDrive> hello?
44:12 <PandasDontDrive> IM SO SCARED!
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46:08 <tetrasalicylide> Egh.
46:10 <tetrasalicylide> Mad.
46:45 * MatureMac is back (gone 00:18:01)
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51:08 <ANDY> .
51:31 <Nikky`> What profound words ANDY
51:38 <ANDY> i was testing somthing
51:39 <ANDY> lol
52:10 Quit: paulee ([email protected]) EOF from client
52:12 <Nikky`> Okie Dokie
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53:31 <Pieter> god damn
53:35 <Pieter> gotta change the kitty litter
53:40 <Pieter> i cant find any newspapers laying about:(
53:47 <Pieter> oh yes i can
53:48 <Pieter> woop
55:26 <Nikky`> So no big night out tonight, ANDY?
55:40 <ANDY> nar at home tonigbht
55:55 <mikey> me too
55:56 <mikey> :/
56:06 <mikey> big night next saturday though :)
57:27 <Nikky`> Me toooooooooo
57:32 <Nikky`> At home, but that's nothing new haha
57:58 <tr1p1ea> anyone having a big au day?
58:28 Quit: octahedron ([email protected]) Client exited
58:33 <tr1p1ea> also
58:40 <Nikky`> I'm not
58:42 <tr1p1ea> do abo's celebrate Australia Day?
58:53 <Nikky`> After nearly a month off I have to go back to work on Wed :o(
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59:16 <defunct> they call it 'invasion day'
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02:23 <PandasDontDrive> they are seperatist scum
02:30 <PandasDontDrive> and arent a part of my australia
03:13 <defunct> yeah I feel that way a bit
03:26 <PandasDontDrive> prince william is visiting
03:42 <PandasDontDrive> lets do a smoke ceremony and welcome him to australia because its only a propper welcoming if we do it!
03:53 <PandasDontDrive> standing around in nothing but rock paint
04:27 <kibblz> five party pies.
06:12 Nick: Sarah is now known as SeZz
06:38 Quit: fd3s_nevalose ([email protected]) Quit: CGI:IRC (Ping timeout)
06:42 <Incorruptible> Aye I've been a bit weary of these smoke ceremonies.
06:54 <kibblz> how do you get the nick sezz
06:57 <kibblz> from a name like sarah
07:04 <kibblz> i sezz so
07:11 <SeZz> ask everyone whos called me that my whole life
07:16 Nick: M[a]yhemmoroids is now known as Mayhem
07:19 <kibblz> its weird
07:23 <SeZz> ns
07:27 <kibblz> its like lauren = loz
07:28 <kibblz> wtf
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07:36 <Pieter> call 13 15 12
07:36 <SeZz> loooooozza
07:40 <Pieter> go on SeZz
07:41 <kibblz> LOL
07:42 <Pieter> i dare ya!
07:43 <kibblz> loz the loozer
07:58 <kibblz> i like your other nick better SeZz.
08:08 <Pieter> naa SeZz is better
08:15 <kibblz> nah
08:19 <Pieter> she's trying to impress me kibblz
08:19 <kibblz> its gay
08:20 <Pieter> not you!
08:20 <Pieter> :P
08:36 <kibblz> �
08:46 Quit: I^PAY^2^SUK ([email protected]) Quit:
09:05 <SeZz> no one wants to impress u mate
09:17 <Pieter> im not your mate dickface!
09:18 <kibblz> lolz
09:20 <kibblz> told
09:21 <Pieter> :P
09:26 <Pieter> i have been kibblz:()
09:27 <Pieter> :(
09:34 <kibblz> maybe if you stopped being a dickhead
09:35 <Incorruptible> Imagine having a face shaped like that.
09:35 <kibblz> :P
09:37 <Incorruptible> It'd be hilarious.
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09:44 <Incorruptible> Or a head. Well, both heads.
09:48 <Pieter> hehehehe Incorruptible
09:52 <Pieter> a dick as a nose
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10:06 <Incorruptible> Deuce Bigalow?
10:14 <Pieter> oh
10:15 <Pieter> haha
10:27 <Pieter> good one, i just rememberd it was a thing in that movie
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14:04 <Nikky`> Can't believe i'm setting my alarm for tomorrow :/
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16:30 <jerry> how is babby formed
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17:40 <orly> you must have a story to tell ausnet Nikky`
18:06 <Nikky`> you know, that austnet nikky thing is over n done with, so really?
18:30 <anonguy> this is me...these are my tits
18:46 <mixy> sexy
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19:10 <anonguy> hi Nikky`
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19:19 <Nikky`> Speaking of tits, haven't seen Jazzy on lately, said owner of the tits
19:23 <Nikky`> Hey anonguy
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20:10 Nick: MeloDeath is now known as SirSly
21:06 <PanfriedSeaScallops> Nikky`, i thoguht you'd be thrilled about the austnet nikky video
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21:35 <Nikky`> Why would I be thrilled about it?
21:47 <SirSly> nikky
21:48 <SirSly> P
21:49 <Fred-Bear> Nikky` hi
21:52 <SirSly> HI NIKKY :D
21:55 <Fred-Bear> seen my ex online recently
22:03 <SirSly> bron?
22:07 <Fred-Bear> yeah
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22:22 <Nikky`> Hi
22:37 <SirSly> NIKKEY
22:38 <SirSly> hi
22:39 <SirSly> :D
22:46 <Nikky`> haha hey SirSly.. AGAIN :P
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22:53 <SirSly> :\
22:55 <SirSly> sorry
23:02 <SirSly> im trying out this booze shot stand thing
23:04 <mixy> he's gay like that
23:05 <SirSly> that my boss gave me
23:06 <SirSly> lol
23:10 <SirSly> im a bit tips
23:13 <SirSly> tipsy
23:20 <Nikky`> It's ok, Hi away
23:20 <SirSly> atm :|
23:22 <SirSly> lol
23:30 <SirSly> hows ur neck of the woods?
23:43 <Nikky`> Yeah pretty quiet, yours?
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25:18 <cleo> anyone know any good dvd players that play dual layer dvds under $60 with remote?
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28:47 <cleo> here's what i wanna know. i have a dvd player, it won't fucking play dual layer dvds though...what the fuck is with this? if it's a dvd player shouldn't it play any dvd?
29:00 <MatureMac> yes
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34:40 <couleurs> i'm doing a survey... has any1 here ordered a mail order bride and how much did she cost?? ok thx
35:23 <Nikky`> You'll need to ask romper
35:44 <kibblz> god damn i love white bread.
35:57 <tr1p1ea> lol
36:00 <tr1p1ea> mail order?
36:02 <couleurs> racist
36:04 <weirdgurrrl> Its meant to be bad for you.
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36:17 <couleurs> yes, a russian 1
36:19 <tr1p1ea> i always wondered just how exactly those old fellas went about it
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36:29 <cleo> what brand dvd player do y'all have and does it work well?
36:38 <tr1p1ea> its not like there are 'mail order bride' forms at the post office
36:46 <weirdgurrrl> Most dvd players work.
36:49 <couleurs> i think they must be over $1000
36:58 <tr1p1ea> usually the cheaper the dvd player the better (mor features)
37:09 <tr1p1ea> get one that has SUB and plays divx/xvid
37:12 <tr1p1ea> USB*
37:20 <cleo> why tr1p1ea?
37:31 <tr1p1ea> couleurs: im prettys sure the brides actually pay *you*
37:34 <weirdgurrrl> I agree. Cheaper ones tend to have more specifications.
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37:39 <couleurs> plus taxes and things
37:41 <tr1p1ea> for citizenship
37:58 <tr1p1ea> cleo: because the cheap ones play all different sorts of formats and media
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38:50 <cleo> tr1p1ea, do u have any idea why my current BRAND dvd player won't play dual layer dvds? it keeps skipping...and what do u mean different formats?
38:57 <SirSly> KNEES BITCHES!
39:11 <weirdgurrrl> You could just google and make life easier for yourself..
39:26 * mikey is away (b00p)
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39:58 <tr1p1ea> do you mean skipping as it changes layers, or it just skips all the time
40:01 <tr1p1ea> ?
40:38 <cleo> seemingly when it skips layers, halfway through the movie
40:43 <SirSly> cleo
40:44 <SirSly> :P
40:49 <PandasDontDrive> paul giamati wants u dead
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40:58 <tr1p1ea> are these dvd's that you have written yourself?
41:05 <tr1p1ea> or are they purchased ones
41:07 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
41:10 <cleo> no, brand new dvds tr1p1ea...i have bought.
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43:27 <tr1p1ea> just have to get lucky with a player i guess
45:46 <cleo> dvd players come with remotes don't they
45:54 <weirdgurrrl> Yes.
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46:49 <pervert> WaSpsWaSpsWaSpsWaSpsWaSpsWaSpsWaSpsWaSpsWaSpsWaSpsWaSps
46:58 <couleurs> wish women came with remotes LOL
47:02 <pervert> lol
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47:05 <pervert> im on drugs
47:24 Nick: L[A]RRYEMDUR is now known as LARRYEMDUR
47:37 <weirdgurrrl> Lol. Quite robotic dont you think
47:42 <couleurs> waht kinda drugs
47:55 <LARRYEMDUR> Go mighty Victorian Bushrangers !
48:04 <mAttydEe> Ned
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50:34 <not_paul_banks> ;p
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51:07 <not_paul_banks> pllllp
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54:31 <Pieter> ooooooooooooooomg!
54:34 <Pieter> Im soooooooooooo sexy
54:43 <Pieter> I think im going to touch myself:))))
54:48 <Pieter> Im so bored:(
55:32 <Pieter> I wonder where stebie is
55:36 <couleurs> pics
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55:42 <Pieter> he hasnt talked or been on msn in a couple days now
55:52 <Pieter> couleurs: neverrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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55:54 <Pieter> :P
56:14 <couleurs> :p
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57:12 <LARRYEMDUR> looooooooooooooooooool
57:19 <SirSly> ll @ Pieter
57:21 <SirSly> Pieter = loser
57:24 <SirSly> lolllllllll
57:26 <not_paul_banks> lol
57:34 <not_paul_banks> loll
57:34 <couleurs> Pieter rokcs!!!
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57:42 <LARRYEMDUR> lock your primary chool girls away in their bedroom, lock the doors and the windows ! slower is here !
57:49 <not_paul_banks> dohh
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58:45 <not_paul_banks> hi b
58:46 <slower> lol amusing but, a prefer mature women
58:58 <Pieter> I do couleurs w00t
58:58 <LARRYEMDUR> ok, early high school LOL
59:14 <Pieter> hahaha owned SirSly
59:27 <not_paul_banks> pieter stinks
59:35 <not_paul_banks> pew
59:49 <not_paul_banks> pee yew
59:54 <LARRYEMDUR> Pieter likes to mix poos and wees
00:02 <couleurs> u do me??? omfg Pieter's a hommosexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!
00:07 <not_paul_banks> hmmmmmmmmmm
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00:21 <not_paul_banks> lol '
00:28 <pervert> HONED
00:47 <LARRYEMDUR> man, its great to be a victorian
00:54 <LARRYEMDUR> melb victory beat adelaide 2-0
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01:07 <LARRYEMDUR> vic bushrangers pumped adelaide in the cricket 20/20 big bash grand final
01:10 <not_paul_banks> dicktorian
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04:15 <not_paul_banks> hi
04:20 <Pieter> homo
04:21 <Pieter> :)
04:23 <LARRYEMDUR> gs69azza - how on earth could a ranked looking country bumpkin like you score big time with a heart-broken always cheated on tummy flab no job semi lazy chick like Bronwyn ?
04:36 <SirSly> lollll
04:41 <LARRYEMDUR> 2 dicks ?
04:43 <SirSly> dont talk to az like that
04:46 <SirSly> az is ok
04:48 <SirSly> i like az
04:51 <Pieter> you're a fuckhead LARRYEMDUR
04:51 <not_paul_banks> kik
04:52 <LARRYEMDUR> I know im ok lol
04:57 <SirSly> not u
04:59 <SirSly> gs69azza
05:01 <SirSly> hes legit
05:05 <SirSly> LARRYEMDUR = fool
05:08 <Pieter> i know who he was talking about
05:08 <SirSly> with a 2 yo kid
05:14 * LARRYEMDUR looks at Pieter and *taps his arm near the inside of his elbow*
05:19 <Pieter> his kid is a drug addicted prostitute
05:19 <SirSly> Pieter : LARRYEMDUR = loser
05:23 <not_paul_banks> gay experience
05:27 <Pieter> yeh i know SirSly
05:31 <SirSly> agreed
05:32 <LARRYEMDUR> SirSly - say hi to Mandy for me :)
05:37 <SirSly> finally we have agreed on something Pieter
05:41 <SirSly> LARRYEMDUR : talk to river
05:44 <SirSly> not me
05:47 <SirSly> i havent fuced her
05:48 <SirSly> lol
05:49 <SirSly> lol
05:53 <Pieter> he asks females online out to a pub, says he'll shout em a drink when they meet and then pretends he is joking when they say no
05:56 <SirSly> im not that low LOL FUCK LOL
06:00 <LARRYEMDUR> no, you've already sniffed her granny undies a few times, I'm telling you
06:51 <Pieter> http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs016.snc1/4507_91387946115_728031115_2334755_3753366_n.jpg
06:51 <LARRYEMDUR> man the hewitt match earlier tonight was a dissapointment
06:53 <Pieter> thats a mandy pic
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07:00 <Pieter> fuck i was sooooo fucking trashed that night
07:04 <Pieter> i dont even know how i got home
07:14 <Pieter> i cant believe i sat that close to her
07:34 <LARRYEMDUR> lol @ the 3 fat chicks in the pic
07:43 <LARRYEMDUR> what a lovely irc meet pic
07:44 <Pieter> yeh its worth laughing at
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07:45 <gs69azza> I have a 2 yo?
07:52 <not_paul_banks> woah whos the fatties
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07:54 <LARRYEMDUR> gs69azza - no i do
07:54 <Pieter> i didnt realise they were fat until i saw the pic a couple days later
07:57 <chatter> 2 yr old wat
08:00 <Pieter> i told ya, i was trashed
08:04 <LARRYEMDUR> but how old is rhee's child ? lol
08:13 <Pieter> rhee doesnt have a child
08:16 <Pieter> rhee is bree!
08:24 <LARRYEMDUR> Pieter - dude, u shoulda realised when they took up 95% of the couch
08:25 <gs69azza> rhee's kid is umm
08:27 <gs69azza> 1
08:34 <Pieter> bree mcinley or something
08:38 <gs69azza> i think
08:41 <gs69azza> i dunno
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08:46 <gs69azza> i forget
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08:49 <gs69azza> let me work it out
08:53 <moccona> gay pretyers
08:57 <PandasDontDrive> i forget my name
08:58 <gs69azza> he is 2 this year
08:58 <Pieter> LARRYEMDUR: I told you, I dont remember anything.. I blacked out, last thing i remember was being on the tram going to the jam factory
08:58 <moccona> youre all fucking gay
08:59 <not_paul_banks> lol
09:02 <LARRYEMDUR> gs69azza - story going round is u got her preggers and ya dd a runner when u found out it was urs and you refuse to pay any child support
09:04 <Pieter> that night has plagued my mind ever since :/
09:06 <moccona> paul, youre bloked
09:13 <Pieter> took so much medication and mixed it with alcohol
09:14 <gs69azza> i have moved any where?
09:17 <Pieter> that i literally blacked out
09:19 <gs69azza> rhee moved to qld
09:20 <not_paul_banks> ok
09:21 <gs69azza> and then back
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09:24 <Pieter> but apparently i was still going
09:25 <Pieter> :/
09:29 <Pieter> well, obviously even
09:29 <gs69azza> and then to ulladulla
09:33 <gs69azza> and now i dont know where
09:36 <couleurs> daym i wanna party with u Pieter
09:46 <gs69azza> (and I'm doing all the running?)
10:02 <moccona> ca you fake diet
10:03 <LARRYEMDUR> well that's the story floating around for quite some time
10:04 <moccona> lmao
10:10 <moccona> you want diet i want change
10:44 <PandasDontDrive> ulladulla
11:06 <jerry> get your idiot face out of my face eyes
11:09 <PandasDontDrive> i wouldnt live there out of protest because the name sounds native
11:12 <moccona> going knauts
11:23 <moccona> you cant live there josh you suck.
11:24 <gs69azza> it's some shitty place on the nsw east coast
11:27 <jerry> i/gnore moccona -public -noexpire
11:34 <Bastard> lol
11:47 <PandasDontDrive> im embarrassed that our natives native tongues sound like baby babble
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12:26 <PandasDontDrive> rhees stuped fore livinged there
12:28 <moccona> jesus was an only sun!
12:43 <moccona> yeh looked sunny , sunshine!
12:51 <moccona> women probably feel like taking a prick
12:52 <moccona> lmao
12:59 <moccona> younger
13:02 <moccona> or older
13:05 <moccona> there is
13:08 <moccona> money
13:09 <jerry> jerry hello
13:17 <moccona> moainging on the purspose
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13:23 <moccona> they never will , learn.
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13:39 <moccona> fag
13:55 <PandasDontDrive> hello jerry hello
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14:03 <jerry> jerry jerry jerry jerry jerry
14:03 <moccona> send me what i wanna hear you fucking jew! or die as an nazi!
14:04 <jerry> hello jerry
14:08 <moccona> you fucking hypo cunt
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14:16 <george> I CANT STAND LIFEING!
14:24 * jerry gives george food
14:37 <Rocket> now that's funny
14:42 <george> im a pygmy not a pigme
14:49 <Rocket> No C word or any of its variations) :P
15:30 <george> No letter Ovaries or any ovulations
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15:50 <roflcopter> cint
15:55 <roflcopter> oops
15:56 <roflcopter> lol
16:03 <Rocket> use the u
16:05 <kibblz> you know you want me mother fuckerrrrrrrrrrrr
16:08 <Rocket> word into
16:14 <Rocket> it!
16:17 <roflcopter> kibblz no i dony
16:19 <roflcopter> t
16:21 <roflcopter> i suck
16:25 <kibblz> cock
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16:52 <roflcopter> i think that Fred-Bear's line of work
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17:00 <roflcopter> he's a cunt
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17:05 <Rocket> rofl
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17:28 <noddy07> hey rocket
17:32 <noddy07> hey kibz
17:36 <Rocket> sup noddy07
17:47 <noddy07> fredbear is one hell of a nutter
17:56 <Rocket> whays going on bro
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18:09 <noddy07> not much rocket and u
18:17 <Rocket> nothing much man
18:25 <noddy07> ok
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18:43 <Rocket> was playing half life 2 death match and it sucked so i turned it off
18:59 <noddy07> lol
19:25 <Pieter> my kitten bites me all the time
19:26 <Rocket> Plus it was lagging, and my ping was soo high it automatic, kicks me though the console
19:27 <Rocket> :(
19:30 <Pieter> so now im down to flicking water at it
20:16 <Rocket> You know, place's that sell rice, they cook cats
20:17 <Rocket> lol
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22:14 <tr1p1ea> lol i had almost forgotten about longcat :>
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23:21 <JamesWhitaker> kibblz
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24:56 <tr1p1ea> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-cTWXGtWzE
25:20 <george> uma thurman has big footrome
25:27 <kibblz> fuck off james
25:28 <kibblz> lol
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28:01 <Mayhem> hay carl
28:19 <Mayhem> could u make my hostmask I.heart.frankie please :>
28:30 <pervert> can u suck my cock Maybe4u
28:33 <pervert> i mean Mayhem
28:52 Kick: pervert was kicked by ChanOP ([stebie] don't ask silly things like that D:)
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28:54 <Mayhem> depends if ur hot
29:00 <Mayhem> lol
29:02 <tr1p1ea> http://stuffonmycat.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=5705&Itemid=1
29:03 <tr1p1ea> LOL
29:05 <Mayhem> pervert is ace steb
29:06 <Mayhem> :>
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32:10 <george> law abiding citizen looks good
32:15 <Netz> always
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33:08 <SirSly> goodnight all
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33:17 <george> nite bro
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33:28 <Mayhem> george?
33:39 <Wags-The-Dog> jamie foxx has come a long way since Booty Call
34:08 <HeWhoLaughs> Netz ya big poof hiya
34:23 <george> Law Abiding Citizen was released theatrically in North America on October 16, 2009.
34:27 <george> hah
34:29 <Pieter> george
34:29 <Pieter> yeh
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34:32 <Pieter> ive got the dvd rip here
34:40 <george> took long enough for us to get it
34:40 <stebie> george, yeah it looks good
34:47 <Pieter> i watched it last week
34:56 <Pieter> its a decent movie
35:00 <stebie> if dvdrip is out nao, might look at it
35:00 <Pieter> different
35:00 <Pieter> :)
35:08 <Pieter> stebie: yeh, get the 1.5gb one
35:12 <Netz> HeWhoLaughs: is that u, Belle?
35:15 <Pieter> not the 700mb one
35:27 <HeWhoLaughs> u wish Netz
35:32 <Pieter> im done downloading the 700mb movies
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35:37 <Pieter> they never contain ac3
35:56 <Netz> HeWhoLaughs: still in 3015?
35:59 <Pieter> i downloaded 2012 R5
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36:04 <HeWhoLaughs> indeed
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36:09 <Pieter> but fuck the sound was nearly as bad as the cam version
36:13 <Pieter> but the video was perfectr
36:32 <HeWhoLaughs> wheres all the pix gone from the netmeets Netz
37:21 <Netz> HeWhoLaughs: thousands of them and movies
37:37 <HeWhoLaughs> not on the slooder pag anymore Netz
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37:55 <Netz> HeWhoLaughs: they are on other sites and a big injection of new pix coming soon!
38:03 <Netz> so keep your eyes on it!
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38:31 <archaios> good evening
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38:54 <HeWhoLaughs> wat other sites Netz
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40:24 <archaios> why would one use an emoticon as a nick, out of interest?
41:50 <archaios> it seems so.. blase (excuse my lack of an acute there)
41:59 <pawl[macbook]> Netz did i tell u ive order the part from HK to get the pix0rz back
42:13 <d[O_O]b> 
42:26 <archaios> who in hell still tries to use leet speak
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42:42 <d[O_O]b> Netz
42:46 <Netz> pawl[macbook]: omg, u star!
42:50 <HeWhoLaughs> Netz i need to see the pic of annabelle showing her panties urgently pls
42:51 <d[O_O]b> uh, i mean pawl[macbook]
42:52 <d[O_O]b> lol
43:00 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v pawl[macbook]
43:19 <Netz> HeWhoLaughs: the ones with the stains of moisture on her panties or the dry panties?
43:22 <pawl[macbook]> asked daniel what i needed the other night, got it sussed from ebay so i can restore my old pc hdd
43:29 <HeWhoLaughs> Netz both links
43:38 <Maybe4u> not really
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44:38 <River> evening all
44:42 <archaios> evening sir
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45:02 <[__{{}}__]> River
45:18 <River> wassup
45:26 <archaios> at.. rivers.. we'll.. beat.. any.. price
45:29 <Netz> River: sizzle!
45:40 <River> Netzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
45:42 <HeWhoLaughs> Netz dont forget my request plz
45:53 <archaios> ...
46:07 <archaios> annabelle showing her panties?
46:09 <Netz> HeWhoLaughs: and u want the pic of my girl's panties too?
46:22 <archaios> I hope this is some sort of sardonic exchange
46:23 <River> ermmmm
46:39 <HeWhoLaughs> thats not possible Netz since u love knob!
46:56 <Pieter> Okies!
46:59 <Pieter> Im ready for bed
47:05 <Pieter> You IRC world
47:08 <Pieter> Have a great night :)
47:08 <River> good night Pieter
47:21 <Pieter> Nite :)
47:22 <archaios> HeWhoLaughs: wanting material bordering on pornography (presumably for self-gratification) is not much better, y'know
47:25 <Netz> HeWhoLaughs: didn't u know? I'm with Belle now
47:27 <archaios> 'night, Pieter
47:30 <Netz> Pieter: enjoy
47:35 <Pieter> *waves*
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47:47 <HeWhoLaughs> of couse its for that
47:47 <Pieter> enjoy? last night my dreams werent very nice :(
47:54 <Pieter> hopefully ill have a sex dream tonight
47:57 <HeWhoLaughs> lucky u Netz
47:58 <Pieter> better get myself worked up
47:59 <Pieter> :P
48:00 <Netz> Pieter: what do u dream of?
48:14 <Pieter> 90% of the time is pretty much murder/death
48:15 <archaios> Pieter: lucky you. I dream of cold-blooded murder :-)
48:18 <Pieter> its sucky
48:22 <archaios> what a coincidence!
48:26 <Pieter> the other 10% is about females
48:31 <Pieter> having a fun time with em
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48:55 <Pieter> yeah well i dont like it archaios :(
49:07 <archaios> Pieter: only sadists do
49:14 <archaios> Pieter: however I only ever get the bad ones :-)
49:21 <Pieter> i guess
49:28 <Pieter> anyway
49:29 <Pieter> good night:)
49:31 <archaios> "no sleep for the wicked", wasn't it?
49:32 <archaios> lol.
49:34 <River> Pieter I htought you were going to bed
49:37 Join: Romance ([email protected]) to #melbourne
49:39 <River> thought*
49:41 <Romance> hey
49:43 <River> hi Rocket
49:46 <River> Romance even
49:54 <River> sorry premature tabulation
50:12 <archaios> later, people
50:14 <archaios> take care.
50:53 <Romance> Hey, Im taking tours to the Philippines for people looking to meet Filipino Girls for Relationships. If your interested check us out at www.romancetours.com.au. We go every month. Come join the fun! Girls are screened and Prearranged.
51:04 <archaios> piss off, Romance
51:13 <River> ffs
51:19 <River> fucking spammer piss off
51:24 <archaios> nobody wants your prostituted and desperate wimmen
51:33 <Wags-The-Dog> Romance gonna be busted by the AFP
51:44 <Romance> What for?
51:50 <archaios> the AFP find IRC too boring to bother with, I think you'll find
51:56 <archaios> save for 2600 and a select few other servers
52:16 <Romance> anyone interested?
52:22 <archaios> Romance: prostitution is illegal; human trafficking is illegal; etc.
52:25 <River> Romance dont come here with your spam
52:28 <River> now fuck off
52:31 <archaios> yes, even overseas :-)
52:49 <Wags-The-Dog> Romance do you aspire to be some kind of pimpish conman
52:55 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@365a4b0e.optusnet.com.au
52:55 Kick: Romance was kicked by ChanOP ((stebie) Romance:url spamming)
53:00 <archaios> kthx stebie
53:04 <archaios> 'night
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53:13 <River> Thankies Stebbers
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53:55 <thegreatone> hello everyone
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54:30 <River> hmmmmm
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55:25 <not_paul_banks> PanfriedSeaScallops And tetrasalicylide
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57:14 <not_paul_banks> plllp
57:18 Quit: archaios ([email protected]) Quit: brb
57:31 Nick: Ombudsman is now known as ductor
57:42 <not_paul_banks> ?
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58:33 <tr1p1ea> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LUQVzerseI
58:34 <tr1p1ea> lololol
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59:37 <pawl[macbook]> who is this not_paul_banks dick?
59:54 <not_paul_banks> ?
59:58 <Ben> Hello
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