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00:01 <alch3my> .vwhack dudley
00:18 <DeadBabiesAreFunny> lol
00:23 <dudley> i know you've only been tough on me because you care about me alch3my
00:40 <dudley> i see that now
00:50 <Netz> brb sinners
00:51 Quit: Netz ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
00:52 <Student> lol
00:58 <alch3my> Im going to rip flesh from your neck with my own teeth.
01:08 Part: Scary_Monster ([email protected]) from #melbourne
01:08 <dudley> <3
01:20 <dudley> now how can i stay hating on that
01:23 Part: Sausages ([email protected]) from #melbourne
01:24 Quit: noddy07 ([email protected]) Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client
01:34 <dudley> alch3my puppy dog
02:16 * dudley reaches arm out to shake alch3my's hand
03:44 Join: mr4u ([email protected]) to #melbourne
03:56 <Pieter> ok
04:01 <Pieter> the alcohol is owning me
04:05 <Pieter> i cant drive for shit
04:10 <Pieter> i bashed the shit out of the wheel
04:12 <Pieter> brb
04:12 Quit: cartmann ([email protected]) Quit:
04:15 <Pieter> need to drive more
05:54 Part: janeyjane ([email protected]) from #melbourne
05:55 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
06:25 Part: andy-syd ([email protected]) from #melbourne
07:23 * unique pokes Whatsurfantasy
07:30 * alch3my pokes unique the slut
07:57 Nick: DeadBabiesAreFunny is now known as StinkingCoonFaggot
07:58 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *coon*!*@*
07:58 Kick: StinkingCoonFaggot was kicked by ChanOP (time to find a new nickname then rejoin [TheWJM])
07:58 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*ipsec@*.internode.on.net
08:07 <picard> lol
08:30 <picard> alch3my thats a little bit nasty
08:38 <alch3my> Nasty is UTI
08:45 <Pieter> fuck it
08:46 <Pieter> i quit
08:52 <picard> life pieter?
08:53 <Pieter> i quit the damn game
08:56 <Pieter> life?
09:02 <Pieter> what is life?
09:13 <picard> i dunno wat is it
09:13 <Pieter> im pissed off
09:18 <Pieter> i cant drive when im pisseD:(
09:21 <Pieter> seinfeld!
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10:54 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@115.130.0.0/16
10:54 Kick: TILER was kicked by ChanOP (Superman is perm banned)
11:00 Quit: tudorman ([email protected]) EOF from client
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11:44 <unique> Night all.
11:45 <Pieter> hahaha @ seinfeld
11:49 <alch3my> night skank
11:51 <Pieter> its the frogger episode
11:58 <Pieter> george wants the frogger machine
12:08 <Pieter> he ends up being the frog @ the end of the episode
12:12 <Pieter> funny:)))
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13:13 <Pieter> hahah the drunk russian is in this from armageddon and prison break
13:15 Quit: mr4u ([email protected]) Quit:
13:16 <Pieter> and windtakers
13:28 <PandasDontDrive> you cant help my observation
13:40 <dudley> goodnight great people, <3 xoxoxoxoxoxox
13:45 <PandasDontDrive> you cant help the hate the hate it brings
13:50 <PandasDontDrive> you cant help my absence of faith
13:58 <PandasDontDrive> you can help my everything!
14:05 <PandasDontDrive> nite dudley im in love with you ey.
15:09 Quit: picard ([email protected]) Quit:
16:58 <Pieter> what are you talking about PandasDontDrive? :P
17:20 <PandasDontDrive> nin - closer
17:25 <PandasDontDrive> dont you know the song?
17:33 <PandasDontDrive> "i want to fuck you like an animal"
18:53 <Pieter> haha @ chan 99
18:54 <Pieter> check it out
19:00 <Pieter> FROOGEEEEEEEEEEEr
19:44 <Pieter> hahahaha
19:46 <Pieter> Game Over
19:51 <Pieter> hahahhaaha
19:55 <Pieter> that was funny
19:58 <Pieter> ok
20:01 <Pieter> bet time in a min
20:13 Quit: ^pilot^ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
22:18 <LeMz> Hrmmm
22:25 <alch3my> LeMz plays WoW
22:31 <LeMz> and your point being?
22:37 <alch3my> You play WoW
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22:44 <LeMz> do i get a gold star for it?
22:45 Quit: Cyrax ([email protected]) Quit:
22:54 <alch3my> n o
23:02 <alch3my> but you can buy my gold off ebay?
23:08 <alch3my> if that shit still happens
23:28 <alch3my> �� BSPlayer :: [llllllllllllllllllll] :: 0.6% :: Man.vs.Wild.S06E11.HDTV.XviD-OMiCRON.avi :: 00:15 / 43:29 :: 624x352 :: 29.970 fps :: ~137.15KB/s :: 349.49MB �� XviD MPEG-4 codec
23:32 <LeMz> no idea, ask Xarcos.
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24:38 Quit: M[a]yhem ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
26:12 Join: baz ([email protected]) to #melbourne
26:14 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o baz
26:17 <Pieter> err
26:24 <Pieter> i got a mud cake with the aussie flag on it
26:34 <Pieter> it must mean that its from australia day
26:41 <Pieter> thats gonna be tomrorow a 3day cake
26:44 <Pieter> fuck!
26:50 <Pieter> no wonder it was $4!
26:55 <Pieter> pricks!
26:59 <Pieter> well
27:07 <Pieter> damn me for not seeing the aussie flag :/
27:14 <Pieter> ahh well, free frosting :p
28:06 <Pieter> damn this lily allen video clip with a wannabe elton john
28:12 <Pieter> this is gross
28:20 <JessicaWatson> junkie shhhh
28:25 <Pieter> junkie
28:28 <Pieter> what are ya on about?
28:39 Quit: miss_francia ([email protected]) Quit:
28:52 Quit: Miss`Tootz ([email protected]) Quit:
28:57 <Pieter> fuck miss_francia up her poopa
29:11 <Pieter> she photoshops her face on another female n says its her
29:12 <Pieter> :/
29:24 <Pieter> atleast get the dpi right :/
29:33 <LeMz> you can run, we'll find oyu
29:35 <LeMz> you*
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29:46 <Pieter> find me LeMz :p
29:53 <LeMz> yer nah i'd rather not
29:54 <LeMz> lol
29:57 Quit: ^pilot^ ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
30:06 <Pieter> i know you luv me lemmings!
30:07 <Pieter> :P
30:12 Quit: AusMale23 ([email protected]) Quit:
30:47 <Pieter> ok
30:52 Nick: CaRtS is now known as Carts-afk
31:00 <Pieter> better turn off the projector before TMZ starts or ill never leave
31:06 <Pieter> have a great night peoples:)))
31:33 Quit: Mr_Me ([email protected]) Quit:
32:10 Quit: willy ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
32:27 <JessicaWatson> what a cock sucker
32:52 <baz> JessicaWatson, wait till he leaves
32:52 <PandasDontDrive> tell me
32:56 Nick: Carts-afk is now known as CaRtS
32:57 <PandasDontDrive> how do you suck cock?
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> like
33:01 <PandasDontDrive> um
33:07 <PandasDontDrive> could you show me JessicaWatson bro?
33:10 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
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33:16 Quit: hangon`guy ([email protected]) Quit:
33:19 Nick: mixy[a] is now known as mixy
33:23 <baz> wb mixy
33:28 <PandasDontDrive> place your hairly top lip
33:34 Join: Incorruptible ([email protected]) to #melbourne
33:36 <PandasDontDrive> over my swollen phallus
33:43 * baz looks at PandasDontDrive
33:48 <PandasDontDrive> relax your jaw and lower your head
33:49 <mixy> ty baz
33:59 <baz> I just saw Law Abiding Citizen
34:46 Quit: AusO ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
34:57 <baz> t'was mediocre
36:03 <JessicaWatson> the party don't start till mixy gets here
36:05 Quit: Austin316 ([email protected]) Quit:
36:41 <mixy> damn straight
36:56 <mixy> the party never starts properly until the stripper arrives (y)
38:41 <Incorruptible> I liked Law Abiding Citizen :(
39:35 <Pieter> i saw that last week
39:39 <Pieter> aint a bad movie
39:54 <Pieter> ya never predicted the end till the end atleast
39:59 <Pieter> n yes
40:05 <Pieter> what baz said is right
40:10 <Pieter> wait until i turn the monitor off
40:18 <Pieter> blow me JessicaWatson
40:25 <Pieter> a guy using a chicks nickname, lame :/
40:26 <Pieter> nite:)
40:33 <Pieter> *(monitor off)*
40:38 <baz> Pieter, why didn't Jamie Foxx die?
40:44 <baz> he was his worst enemy.
41:01 <baz> he planned everybody elses executions.... yet there didn't seem to be one set up for him?
41:04 Quit: EvilCereaL ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
41:04 <baz> what was up with that?
43:55 <creed> hahaha baz u funny baz hahaha kekeke kakaka
44:23 <baz> thanks
44:32 <creed> ?
45:09 <baz> I. said. thank. you.
45:28 <baz> muchas gracias.
45:36 <baz> tesekkur ederim.
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49:54 <mrdanger> in the hizzly
50:23 Join: loop ([email protected]) to #melbourne
50:32 <bee_hornet> hi darling
50:39 <mrdanger> hey sweety.
50:50 Quit: unique ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by LeMz)
51:14 <bee_hornet> what's up my man?
52:13 <mrdanger> fuck all
52:34 <mrdanger> ill be flying to malaysia this time tomorrow
52:39 <mrdanger> and yourself
53:03 Quit: cuteey ([email protected]) EOF from client
53:13 Quit: mrsweet-sexy69 ([email protected]) EOF from client
53:32 <kibblz> is acceptable better than good
53:37 <mrdanger> no
53:40 <mrdanger> its worse
53:41 <kibblz> good is better?
54:06 <mrdanger> acceptable is passable/okay
54:11 <mrdanger> good is good
54:23 <kibblz> cool
54:39 * mrdanger high fives himself
54:52 <kibblz> lol
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55:31 <bee_hornet> i'll be still here for you
55:35 Join: Meowww ([email protected]) to #melbourne
56:24 Nick: Meowww is now known as Christina
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57:44 <mrdanger> ill keep that in mind
58:08 <StinkingB00ngFaggot> hey brudda
58:24 <StinkingB00ngFaggot> gotta dolla? need it for de bus brudda
58:29 <mrdanger> give us a smoke cuz
59:07 Quit: baz ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
59:55 <mrdanger> some drunk aboriginal chick came up to me when i was going between pubs back in the day, and she's all "give us a smoke bruz", im like "i dont have many".. she goes "DONT BE IGNORANT".. I said "I'll give you a smoke if you tell me what ignorant means"
00:04 <alch3my> did you get her number fag?
00:06 <mrdanger> she goes "it means you're being mean cuz"
00:09 <alch3my> coulda lost your v-plates
00:16 <mrdanger> alch3my: calm down big fella
00:24 <alch3my> leave my dick out of it
00:25 <mrdanger> Im not in the mood for you child like idiocy
00:33 <alch3my> in the mood for me ?
00:42 <mrdanger> your*
00:48 <alch3my> then you are
00:54 <alch3my> lets finish what you started
01:02 Nick: CaRtS is now known as Carts-afk
01:03 <mrdanger> shut up tough guy
01:07 <alch3my> yes
01:11 <mrdanger> this is the internet.
01:15 Quit: StinkingB00ngFaggot ([email protected]) Quit:
01:16 <alch3my> you are the internet.
01:21 <mrdanger> your face is the internet.
01:26 <alch3my> my face is the internet.
02:46 Quit: _BossMan_ ([email protected]) Quit:
02:54 Nick: HSV`GXP`BABE is now known as ICE_QUEEN
03:03 <procontinuation> Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
03:07 <mrdanger> well, this was a very productive exchange of philosophical ideologies.
03:28 Quit: bee_hornet ([email protected]) Connection reset by peer
04:20 Quit: niceperson ([email protected]) Quit:
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04:54 <mrdanger> alright ladies and gentlemen, see you in a month or something like that
05:09 <mrdanger> keep it realish
05:28 <mixy> aw, you can't leave us
05:57 <mrdanger> you arent talking
06:09 <mixy> i am now!
06:14 <mrdanger> well then.
06:18 <mrdanger> whats happening?
06:34 <mixy> not much at all
06:37 <mixy> how about you?
06:52 Quit: Thebestjerk ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
06:53 <mrdanger> nada, going to malaysia tomorrow
07:27 <mixy> woah
07:34 <mixy> that's a bit far from home
07:50 <mrdanger> only 8 hours
08:02 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *coon*!*@*
08:11 <minardi> didint malyasia air have a plane go down last week
08:14 <mrdanger> if i was swimming it might be tough
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08:49 <mrdanger> minardi: maybe, im flying air asia.. although for some reason that doesn't instill any more confidence in my safe arrival
08:56 Quit: Christina ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
09:46 <mrdanger> if i do die in a firey crash though you'll all be free of my internet presence though, if i don't im still alive.. either way its win win
09:48 <mixy> i don't think i'll ever fly international too often, lol
09:49 <minardi> hahahaha mrdanger im sure there fine
10:00 <mixy> too much aircrash investigation haha
10:02 <PandasDontDrive> Christina u bitch
10:14 <Meowww> eat cock you fuckface.
10:16 Nick: Meowww is now known as Christina
10:25 <mrdanger> haha mixy, i watch that a bit.. the customs one is worrying enough
10:29 Quit: Rocket ([email protected]) Quit:
10:35 <mrdanger> ive avoided illegal substances for a few days
10:40 <mrdanger> just to make sure :p
10:54 <mixy> haha
10:55 <gs69azza> well that was the shittest thursday night out ever
11:02 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@115.130.0.0/16
11:04 <mixy> make sure to not accidentally pack any bombs!
11:08 <mrdanger> gs69azza: thursday nights arent designed for going out
11:11 Join: baz ([email protected]) to #melbourne
11:11 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o baz
11:30 <mixy> lies, thursday's late night shopping in perth
11:30 <mrdanger> mixy: i'll try.. cant make any promises though
11:31 <gs69azza> thursday night = retro night here
11:36 <minardi> thusdays were the best nights for going out.... when i went out anyway
12:05 <mrdanger> its alright in melbourne.. in shepp thursday night is just when all the bums with no jobs that cant wait til friday go out
12:09 <mixy> all the school kids would go to the movies on thursday night and hang around
12:13 <mrdanger> so instead of 1 in 5 dodgy pricks its 5 in 5
12:18 <mixy> get tailed by security guards, good times
13:52 <mrdanger> i couldnt imagine being a securiy gaurd, im not quite enough of an asshole..
14:00 <mixy> haha
14:06 <mixy> daz would win at it
14:43 <alch3my> mixy he fails
14:56 <mrdanger> daz does seem like a good candidate :p
15:04 Join: paul_banks ([email protected]) to #melbourne
15:04 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@a1ca587e.bigpond.net.au
15:04 Kick: paul_banks was kicked by ChanOP (This is not a troll channel, learn that and the rules and I will remove the ban)
15:18 <mixy> how does daz fail?
15:20 <baz> woohoo
15:31 <mixy> clearly he's pretty good at what he does >.<
15:43 <mrdanger> again i have to say that ban isn't logical, because paul_banks cant demonstrate knowing the rules if 'he' isnt here.
15:52 Quit: patc1 ([email protected]) Quit:
16:04 <baz> I repeat, woohoo :)
16:07 <mrdanger> just call it what it is "i dont like you and you're banned."
16:15 <baz> woohoo.
16:21 <mrdanger> yeah we get it baz, you're not very nice to people.
16:36 <mrdanger> innocent people like pauly who just want some company
16:37 <baz> I'm the nicest person here
16:40 <mrdanger> hah
16:47 <mrdanger> if you were nice you wouldnt dislike paul banks
16:49 <mrdanger> theres nothing to dislike
17:02 <mixy> unless you were a spelling nazi :P
17:03 <mrdanger> you should be dripping with sympathy for the chap
17:06 <baz> are you saying I'm not nice
17:10 <mixy> then you wouldn't like paul_banks too much
17:21 <mrdanger> yeah but im a spelling nazi, i let paul_banks off though
17:29 <baz> some people will like someone, and some won't
17:33 <baz> accept that some of us don't like him
17:48 <baz> you treat a lot of people like shit who don't deserve it
17:49 <mrdanger> i don't converse with paul, but i don't see any reason to be harsh
17:55 <baz> so you're being... what's the word?
18:01 <baz> ;P
18:17 <mrdanger> i'm not a nice person
18:22 <mixy> silly! D
18:24 <mixy> :D
18:33 Nick: Christina is now known as Meowww
19:00 <mrdanger> anywho
19:11 <mrdanger> i should probably go to bed, gotta finish packing in the morning and all that jive
19:20 <baz> goodnight.
19:26 <mrdanger> its always a pleasure fellow internet relay chat users.
19:29 <baz> adios amigo.
19:35 <minardi> good luck
19:36 <mrdanger> catch you in a month baz
19:40 <mrdanger> thanks minardi :p
19:44 <baz> I'm counting down the days mrdanger
19:48 <baz> I simply cannot wait.
20:03 <baz> I'll take you out, show you around Melbourne.
20:08 <mrdanger> malaysia shouldnt be too bad, but if i get rabbies in india i may not be back.
20:12 <mrdanger> :p
20:26 <mrdanger> haha, i think i could show you a thing or two in melbourne baz :p
20:29 <mixy> lol
20:40 <baz> in that case, it was nice knowing you ...sometimes
20:48 <mixy> they'll have you wearing big orange nappies in no time
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20:59 <mixy> take photos for our enjoyment! :P
21:16 <baz> you could?
21:16 <mrdanger> indeed
21:19 <baz> what are their names?
21:25 <baz> Hooty McBoobs and Chesty LaRue?
21:31 <mrdanger> haha
21:40 <mrdanger> hippy art gallery bars for the win
21:41 <baz> I've already been shown them
21:42 <baz> I don't dig.
21:44 Part: ICE_QUEEN ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:54 <baz> oooo
21:55 <mrdanger> anywhere with a decent reggae band
21:56 <baz> sounds geek chic.
22:25 <mrdanger> the people are all fake hippy arty types, its a bit annoying but the places are pretty laid back
22:26 Quit: kibblz ([email protected]) Quit: i always tell the truth. even when i lie.
22:38 <mrdanger> anyway, off i go, farewell peoples
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22:47 <mixy> i haven't even drank in a bar legally yet :/
22:48 <baz> goodnight boy
22:52 <bee_hornet> mrdanger:
22:53 <baz> enjoy your travels
22:57 <mixy> cya aaron, have fun!
23:05 <mixy> bring us back some gifts :P
23:13 <bee_hornet> dont take many clothes with you, you'll be buying lot for cheap in malaysia
23:14 <mrdanger> ill bring you e-gifts :p
23:16 <baz> my mate just got back from Malaysia
23:19 <mixy> haha
23:23 <baz> he got me something but hasn't given it to me yet.
23:30 * mrdanger tips his hat
23:32 <baz> he asked me to choose between the colours brown, purple and green
23:35 Quit: mrdanger ([email protected]) Quit: funk out
23:39 * baz wonders what it could be
23:41 <mixy> maybe it's a bug, don't trust!
23:57 <mixy> like bali belly
24:01 Mode: (by baz) +v mixy
24:04 Quit: slower ([email protected]) Quit:
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24:16 <baz> what's with that photo of the cop holding a gun to the kangaroo
24:16 <bee_hornet> pick purple
24:27 <baz> like seriously.
24:36 <baz> what's the deal?
24:42 <baz> that photo looks so posed for.
24:45 Nick: Carts-afk is now known as CaRtS
26:05 <baz> haha at the facebook group "Do you want some face with that foundation?"
26:06 * baz chuckles
26:09 <bee_hornet> i had a poached egg but the yolk dripps everywhere
26:15 <mixy> hahaha
26:29 <bee_hornet> :( mixxxy
26:36 <mixy> so many girls with pictures on facebook have that problem
26:46 * mixy licks bee_hornet 
26:59 <bee_hornet> wish i have a facebook account
27:09 <bee_hornet> thank you miss ohh
27:12 Quit: GabrielJ ([email protected]) Client exited
27:14 Nick: Meowww is now known as Christina
27:28 <mixy> i has one
27:37 <mixy> in my photo i have no foundation on :P
28:02 <baz> haaaaaaaaaa at the group "I don't know if you noticed but your face is orange and your neck is white?"
28:12 <bee_hornet> can i sign it up from twitter
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28:23 <baz> that reminds me of my close friend during high school
28:27 <baz> the bitch looked horrible
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28:53 <Deadmau5> drop the bass! *doof doof doof*
28:57 <Deadmau5> :D
29:00 <mixy> lol
29:16 <mixy> how about the girls who have white faces and tanned bodies
29:22 <mixy> i find that worse really
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31:41 <baz> mmm
31:41 Quit: miss_brunette ([email protected]) EOF from client
31:41 <baz> it's all just disastrous
31:41 <baz> lol
31:41 <PandasDontDrive> did you know baz
31:41 <PandasDontDrive> and i dont want to come off weird or anything
31:41 <PandasDontDrive> but um
31:41 <PandasDontDrive> ChanOP...
31:41 <PandasDontDrive> has a crush on you
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31:51 <baz> did you know that you can be incredibly lame
31:54 <baz> mwah
34:41 <baz> here
34:42 Mode: (by baz) +v PandasDontDrive
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38:04 Nick: elsi is now known as weirdgurrl
38:16 <amsy> one of my textbooks for the norwegian course reminds me of a primary school workbook
38:20 <amsy> hahaha
38:21 <amsy> awesome.
38:39 <Bastard> amsy: that's what it is normally used for there
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39:08 <amsy> feel like a kid
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39:44 <Deadmau5> i need a wii chip, anyone know of someone that can chip it for me
40:19 <amsy> just soft mod it yourself
40:42 <Deadmau5> u can software mod it to read burnt cd's?
41:07 <amsy> yes
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41:18 <amsy> if you dont have the new chipset apparently
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42:05 <Deadmau5> well how do i go about aquiring this software?
42:11 <kibblz> mm
42:14 <kibblz> i love bread
42:34 <Deadmau5> bread is yeasty.
42:36 * kibblz slaps weirdgurrl around a bit with a baseball bat!
42:59 <kibblz> mmm yeast
44:00 <baz> speaking of wii's
44:07 <baz> I received my new free wii today
44:10 <baz> cbf setting it up
44:14 <baz> it came with free games too
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44:20 <Deadmau5> what games
44:24 <baz> avatar
44:29 <baz> and a couple of others
44:33 <Deadmau5> can i buy it?
44:41 <baz> buy what?
44:41 <Deadmau5> :D
44:44 <baz> the game?
44:46 <Deadmau5> avatar
44:53 <Deadmau5> yes
44:56 <baz> how much?
45:02 <baz> $100
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45:09 <Deadmau5> lol
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45:16 <baz> brand new, unopened
45:16 <mixy> and a bag of maltesers
45:42 <Deadmau5> with a blowjob included?
45:47 <kibblz> shit game
45:52 <kibblz> shit console
45:54 <Deadmau5> okay
45:58 <Deadmau5> ill give you 1 dollar
45:59 <kibblz> i won a wii and sold it
46:00 <kibblz> lol
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46:20 <Deadmau5> console is horrid
46:31 <mixy> why would you enter a draw to win a wii if you hate them?
46:33 <Deadmau5> it's hardware retarded
46:39 <kibblz> it wasnt a draw to win a wii
46:45 <kibblz> it was something else
46:49 <amsy> to win a wii
46:53 <kibblz> and you get alot of prizes
46:55 <Deadmau5> i have house of the dead: overkill on wii
46:57 <kibblz> i just happen to get a wii
46:59 <Deadmau5> it lags bigtime
47:02 <mixy> mkay
47:06 <Deadmau5> and the graphics arent that good
47:07 <kibblz> so fuck you
47:09 <kibblz> nah jokes :)
47:12 <mixy> i love wii sports, it's so cute haha
47:24 <amsy> i like wii for the cute/active/colourful stuff
47:25 <Deadmau5> 6 zombies on the screen and it wigs out like a schoolgirl on acid
47:26 <kibblz> i remember playing wii sports at someones house
47:28 <kibblz> fuckin gay as
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47:34 <kibblz> you have to do the running motion with your arms
47:36 <mixy> yeah the graphics aren't great, but it'smostly only gamer nerds who dislikeit for that :P
47:36 <kibblz> looks retarded.
47:42 <amsy> colours amd movement stimulate my happy sensors :P
47:52 <kibblz> nintendo = fail
47:53 <kibblz> :)
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48:05 <Deadmau5> kibblz no you dont. u can sit there and flick ur wrists like ur battin off and it has the same effect and swinging them around like your an epileptic at a rave
48:06 <mixy> personal opinion = win
48:06 <amsy> i want mesmerize on ps3
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48:34 <kibblz> okay?
49:09 <baz> so dumb
49:16 <baz> I should have sold it as well
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49:24 <baz> instead of ripping it open like an excited little dumb kid
49:24 <mixy> no wayyy
49:29 <kibblz> LOL
49:29 <mixy> donate it to the awesome
49:36 <kibblz> you can sell it on ebay
49:37 <mixy> i.e, send it my way <3
49:37 <mixy> :P
49:42 <baz> I'm not even going to set it up
49:45 <baz> I know I won't play it
49:46 <kibblz> start spreading mixy
49:50 <amsy> NINTENDO SIXTY FOOOUUURRRRR
49:50 <baz> it came free with the new plasma we bought.
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49:53 <amsy> sorry about the caps
49:56 <kibblz> thats how shit it is baz.
50:02 <baz> I stopped playing after super nintendo
50:03 <kibblz> it comes free with things you buy
50:07 <baz> games after that got shit.
50:19 <kibblz> get yourself a real console like a ps3.
50:20 <kibblz> :D
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50:21 <mixy> lol, i play sega genesis via emulator
50:24 <kibblz> wii is junk
50:27 <amsy> hahahahaha
50:39 <mixy> x360 > ps3 imo
50:51 <amsy> only console i ever owned before all these new ones we've got was a sega master system II
51:05 <kibblz> ur shit then aint ya amsy
51:14 <baz> I remember playing old old old school space invaders
51:20 <amsy> no
51:20 <kibblz> i remember getting my sega with sonic 2 bundle for xmas
51:22 <kibblz> in 1993
51:26 <amsy> msII is awesome
51:53 <kibblz> man we've come along way havent we
51:57 <kibblz> with games
52:04 <kibblz> im glad im alive when it happened
52:07 <amsy> its better than saying only console i ever owned was a dreamcast
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52:10 <baz> night folks
52:11 <kibblz> from shit ass atari
52:12 <kibblz> to ps3
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52:21 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fznH5-qBhIM
52:36 <kibblz> i reckon when im 80 they'll have games where it puts yourself on the tv
52:45 <kibblz> and you play as yourself n shit
52:46 <kibblz> lol
53:04 <kibblz> real life gming
53:16 <Sarah> virtual reality
53:24 <amsy> future science has lots of stuff on that
53:31 <amsy> the tv show future science i mean
53:43 <amsy> virtual reality sex
53:59 <kibblz> trust amsy to talk about that
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54:02 <kibblz> dirty hoe
54:06 <kibblz> :P
54:17 <amsy> like in demolition man
54:23 <amsy> i love that movie
54:29 <kibblz> yeah thats a good movie
54:34 <kibblz> stallones old movies are good.
54:49 <kibblz> hmm i think i need a cordial re fill.
54:58 <mixy> ahaha
55:04 <mixy> that's awesome
55:14 <mixy> lets have sex *puts on a headset*
55:56 <amsy> it would solve alot of problems :P
56:16 <kibblz> "you wanna have sex?"
56:25 <kibblz> stallone: "umm ... okay?"
56:32 <kibblz> he took his top off n all
56:36 <amsy> hahahaha
56:39 <kibblz> then she puts somethon on his head and hes like.. uhh wtf
57:03 <kibblz> hey are you girls into like really buff guys
57:06 <kibblz> heaps of muscles
57:09 <amsy> no
57:12 <kibblz> i hear alot of girls hate it
57:14 <kibblz> all the bumps
57:17 <amsy> yeh
57:21 <amsy> it looks horrible
57:24 <kibblz> yeah i wouldnt even wanna have that
57:27 <kibblz> would gross me ou
57:28 <kibblz> t
57:36 <Sarah> really buff isnt hot at all
57:37 <mixy> some muscles can be nice
57:39 <amsy> veins and ripples n shit
57:47 <kibblz> ahh hate that shit
57:51 <kibblz> some guys have huge veins
57:51 <Sarah> defined is nice but mass muscles is ew
57:52 <kibblz> on their arms
57:54 <kibblz> poppin out
57:55 <mixy> like, bit of buff in the arms, but not the size of your head
57:57 <amsy> yuck
58:11 <amsy> i like the veins on the inside of the forearm that stick out a little bit
58:15 <amsy> i dunno why
58:19 <kibblz> eh?
58:20 <kibblz> lol
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58:28 <mixy> hehe
58:29 <amsy> that go up from the wrist
58:35 <kibblz> amsy got a lil kinky thing goin on
58:47 <kibblz> vein fetish
58:56 <amsy> hahaha
59:02 <Warlock> out here
59:05 <kibblz> we all got fetishes
59:08 <Warlock> in the perimeter
59:12 <kibblz> i have a big lip fetish
59:17 <kibblz> mmm jessica alba
59:21 <kibblz> those lips
59:41 <amsy> http://jessmo.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/body-builder.jpg
59:46 <Bastard> that chin.... my balls
59:53 <amsy> how can that be attractive to anyone?
59:56 <kibblz> LOL
00:08 <kibblz> thats fucked up
00:11 <amsy> imagine when he gets old and the muscles goes away
00:17 <amsy> arnies got it now
00:18 <kibblz> looks like his head was glued on a body
00:20 <amsy> excess skin
00:34 <amsy> go away*
00:48 <amsy> yuck
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01:32 <amsy> looks like boulders under his skin
01:47 <amsy> and chicks that do it... wtf
02:04 <Bastard> lesbians
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03:37 <amsy> BACKSCRATCHAAAAHHH
04:05 <amsy> buttscratchyerr
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11:55 <Warlock> i clean my ass with the toilet brush
12:19 <Warlock> feels good
12:37 <Warlock> all that warm shit rubbing up and down on your ass
14:52 <Warlock> horse shit is sometime nicely edible in parts of south america
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16:31 <Crip> ewww
17:31 <ChristinaForPrimeMinister> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
17:59 <alch3my> ChristinaForPrimeSLUT
18:00 <alch3my> ;P
18:05 <amsy> so mean
18:42 <alch3my> nah shes angsty at me for calling her a slut. :(
18:46 <alch3my> she knows I didnt mean it
18:49 <ChristinaForPrimeMinister> Fuck off alchida cunt
18:53 <alch3my> but shes just proving apoint
18:59 <ChristinaForPrimeMinister> No.
19:01 <ChristinaForPrimeMinister> I'm not proving shit.
19:03 <ChristinaForPrimeMinister> Gtfo
19:05 <ChristinaForPrimeMinister> -_-
19:06 <alch3my> YOU SAID THE C WORD
19:30 <ChristinaForPrimeMinister> YOUR FACE IS A C WORD
19:33 <alch3my> m/sg Longie,TheWJM ChristinaForPrimeMinister said the C word
19:40 <ChristinaForPrimeMinister> Oh noes
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19:45 Kick: ChristinaForPrimeMinister was kicked by ChanOP ((Daniel) No C word or any of its variations)
19:46 <alch3my> AUTO BANSTAB
19:47 <amsy> ChristinaForPrimeMinister: wanna see my aus flag cake?
19:49 <Crip> lol
19:52 <amsy> AW
19:53 <alch3my> hes lagged
20:00 <Crip> fully lagged cunt
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20:03 <alch3my> lol
20:06 <alch3my> not so lagged
20:07 <amsy> not then
20:08 <alch3my> :D
20:08 <amsy> lol
20:11 <alch3my> lol
20:45 <amsy> SNOWING lots outside
20:57 <alch3my> oh you fucking tease
21:08 <amsy> lots and lots :D
21:09 <alch3my> 32c in my room
21:16 <alch3my> and you talk about snow
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21:25 <alch3my> .w yppf
21:27 <amsy> no :(
21:29 <midori> Parafield, South Australia (34.8�S/138.6�E); Updated: 01:46 CST (January 29, 2010); Conditions: Clear; Temperature: 16.1�C (60.9�F); High/Low: 30/17�C (86/64�F); UV: 0.0/16; Humidity: 69%; Dew Point: 11�C (51�F); Pressure: 29.88 in/1011.7 hPa; Wind: ESE at 6.4 KPH (4.0 MPH)
21:33 <alch3my> hm
21:36 <amsy> i dont like that paul banks is banned
21:40 <alch3my> 32 in here and 16 outside
21:44 <alch3my> I know im going for a cig outside now
22:20 <alch3my> i sill luff yew ams. even if you TRY to tease with snow
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22:27 <alch3my> which I have never seen
22:31 <alch3my> bitchface :(
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30:16 <demon`> penis
30:20 <alch3my> penii
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46:31 <LeMz> Timeeeee tooo sayyyy gooodbyeeee
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52:12 <LeMz> I can't feel nothing at all
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02:55 <Glass_Girl> hi ppl
03:11 <meaw> hi
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25:46 <Xenophobia> i need to speak with paul_banks
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26:22 <Xenophobia> he could bring good vibes which girls have failed to prove
26:30 <JessicaWatson> paul_banks is an enemy of the state
26:41 <Xenophobia> not in my eyes hes not
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27:37 <Xenophobia> students are dropping off, i need him to do a win-win stategy interntional recrutment
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38:15 <amsy> paul_banks is the best
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40:53 <PandasDontDrive> oi
40:55 <PandasDontDrive> amsy
40:58 <PandasDontDrive> paule bankes
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> is my girlfriend
41:05 <PandasDontDrive> RESPECT
41:12 <PandasDontDrive> tiny ant king.
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41:34 <amsy> hahaha
41:36 <PandasDontDrive> *continues re-watching Tropic Thunder scenes and avoiding phone calls*
41:37 <amsy> fight ya
41:41 <PandasDontDrive> :)
41:45 <PandasDontDrive> haha
41:51 <PandasDontDrive> oh fuck
41:54 <PandasDontDrive> its 3am
41:57 <PandasDontDrive> where the fuck is ash
41:59 <PandasDontDrive> bitch
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42:24 <PandasDontDrive> fkn suzie
42:26 <PandasDontDrive> fat bitch
42:29 <PandasDontDrive> probably sobbed
42:35 <PandasDontDrive> "you gotta stay over tonight"
43:08 <amsy> sleepovers are so 90's
43:14 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
43:16 <PandasDontDrive> this bitch
43:18 <PandasDontDrive> pisses me off
43:21 <PandasDontDrive> i mean shes leb
43:25 <PandasDontDrive> and i like fucking lebs
43:28 <PandasDontDrive> they're good in bed
43:31 <PandasDontDrive> n so is she
43:36 <PandasDontDrive> but shes a fucking whinging bitch
43:46 <PandasDontDrive> i want to cut her fucking head off and shove it on my dick.
43:59 <PandasDontDrive> ok too much American Psycho novel for me..
44:30 <amsy> lol
44:33 <amsy> @
44:34 <amsy> you
45:29 <PandasDontDrive> :)
45:40 <PandasDontDrive> now im pissed off
45:41 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
45:55 <Xenophobia> i wanna see more of drag shows
46:58 <PandasDontDrive> shimoon?
47:11 <PandasDontDrive> BABU SHIMMMOOON?
47:24 <Xenophobia> yeh mate!
47:28 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:34 <PandasDontDrive> sup
47:40 <PandasDontDrive> HEADS UP!
47:50 <Xenophobia> onyl have one
47:58 <PandasDontDrive> i wonder how many beers i have left
48:18 <PandasDontDrive> sick
48:22 <PandasDontDrive> enough for now
48:27 * PandasDontDrive slaps Xenophobia around a bit with a large trout
49:04 <Xenophobia> www.monteiths.co.nz -- this is beer
51:47 <PandasDontDrive> bier?
51:57 <PandasDontDrive> waht ish bere
51:58 <PandasDontDrive> haha
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53:26 <Pieter> FUCK
53:28 <Pieter> im bleeding :/
53:31 <Pieter> no period
53:33 <Pieter> :p
53:40 <Xenophobia> where
53:46 <Pieter> my foot
53:48 <Pieter> white tail
53:53 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> monteith's porter is okay
54:07 <PandasDontDrive> haha
54:08 <Xenophobia> raddler i liek
54:10 <PandasDontDrive> dude
54:12 <PandasDontDrive> ya bleedin
54:14 <PandasDontDrive> cause ya fkn
54:17 <PandasDontDrive> shoved the needle
54:22 <PandasDontDrive> in the wrong spot brew
54:27 <PandasDontDrive> ya need a spotter?
54:33 <PandasDontDrive> lol
54:51 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Speights
54:59 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/915/13798
55:02 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> another kiwi beer
55:05 <Pieter> there
55:06 <Pieter> fixed
55:12 <Pieter> im bleeding all over the house
55:19 <Pieter> i didnt realise the fuckers were so strong
55:32 <Pieter> lots of pain
55:37 <Pieter> naaa PandasDontDrive :p
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56:00 <Pieter> woke up a couple hrs ago with the same issue
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56:04 <Pieter> but i thought it stopped
56:15 * PandasDontDrive puts American Psycho bluray in because he cant choose from the other 15 blurays he has
56:15 <Pieter> i got blood all over the apartment now
56:37 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
56:43 <Xenophobia> http://www.taste.com.au/images/recipes/wfr/2004/10/7137.jpg
56:44 <PandasDontDrive> i could really murder somebody right now
56:51 <PandasDontDrive> suzie for example
56:55 <PandasDontDrive> for ruining
56:58 <PandasDontDrive> the rest of my night
57:03 <PandasDontDrive> the fat fucking bitch
57:12 <PandasDontDrive> she's such a fucking arrgghhh
57:24 <PandasDontDrive> could wring my hands around her fat neck
57:45 <Xenophobia> rub your cut spot with solugel by J&J
57:54 <PandasDontDrive> suckering in fkn ppl to hang out with her tonight
58:02 <PandasDontDrive> because she's so FUCKING lonely and depressed
58:09 <Xenophobia> its a healing gel learnt at my first aid tranning
58:22 <PandasDontDrive> what?
58:27 <PandasDontDrive> shimoon speak sense
59:36 <Xenophobia> J&J Solugel Wound Dressing 50g
01:04 <Pieter> back later
01:07 <Pieter> back to bed
01:09 <Xenophobia> then use a bandade
02:51 <PandasDontDrive> Sometimes, depending on the purrrrson.. I really want to move my forearms and position my hands around their neck and wrangle it.. tight.. choking.. not sexually but.. if I said that I did not care if they died.. well certain people. Especially when Bateman won't give the maitre d' head.
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03:19 <pervert> my bum hurts
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03:29 <PandasDontDrive> well it should
03:32 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h myth
03:33 <PandasDontDrive> you faggot
03:38 <PandasDontDrive> that's what happens when you let goths..
03:43 <PandasDontDrive> into your asshole.
03:46 <PandasDontDrive> to freebase.
03:50 <PandasDontDrive> you stupid faggot.
03:59 <pervert> i copped a pretty decent blowjob before
04:09 <PandasDontDrive> nice bro!
04:15 <pervert> yeh been a while lol
04:16 <PandasDontDrive> was the hardbody fit?
04:20 <PandasDontDrive> or fat?
04:21 <pervert> the who?
04:23 <PandasDontDrive> lolz
04:25 <pervert> fit
04:27 <PandasDontDrive> the girl
04:30 <PandasDontDrive> nice!
04:31 <pervert> no fatties
04:31 <pervert> lol
04:32 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
04:36 <PandasDontDrive> haha
04:39 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
04:39 <pervert> :P
04:42 <PandasDontDrive> shove fatties in the ground
04:46 <PandasDontDrive> to grow potatoes
04:49 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
04:49 <PandasDontDrive> :P
04:54 <pervert> she said she didn't wanna fuck first time seeing her
05:02 <pervert> so she sucked me
05:05 <PandasDontDrive> im fucked off at a fattie for stealing my girl tonight.
05:07 <pervert> cant really complain!
05:12 <PandasDontDrive> nice
05:18 <PandasDontDrive> i like
05:21 <PandasDontDrive> im thinking
05:27 <PandasDontDrive> i could go for a walk
05:38 <PandasDontDrive> her housemate (whom owns the house) owes me money
05:41 <pervert> think i might sleep soon
05:44 <PandasDontDrive> and i wouldnt mind robbing him
05:51 <pervert> robbing is cool
05:54 <PandasDontDrive> but i'm too sober
05:56 <Xenophobia> shall i drink water over vodka?
06:04 <pervert> i still have like vodka left :p
06:05 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
06:05 <PandasDontDrive> vodka
06:06 <pervert> i still have like vodka left :o
06:19 <PandasDontDrive> drink it
06:22 <PandasDontDrive> I
06:24 <pervert> i had like 1.5 bottles already :|
06:25 <PandasDontDrive> want
06:27 <PandasDontDrive> to kill
06:28 <PandasDontDrive> this bitch.
06:33 <PandasDontDrive> just to watch her die.
06:36 <Xenophobia> i give it to my dogs and cats
06:37 <PandasDontDrive> she keeps sms me
06:45 <PandasDontDrive> asking for thirty dollars that i don't owe her.
06:51 <Xenophobia> come on they need some fun too
07:06 <PandasDontDrive> i wonder how it'd feel to just hack her in the face with a fucking ice pic
07:14 <PandasDontDrive> nobody would miss her
07:18 <PandasDontDrive> nobody really likes her
07:22 <PandasDontDrive> they all complain to me
07:28 <PandasDontDrive> "oh she whinges this and that"
07:43 <Xenophobia> now you are
07:51 <PandasDontDrive> true
07:53 <PandasDontDrive> no
07:59 <PandasDontDrive> just venting
08:07 <PandasDontDrive> shimoon.
08:12 <pervert> im going to have a huge bacon and eggs breakfast
08:13 <PandasDontDrive> what time is it where you are?
08:20 <pervert> in celebration of the jews and muslims
08:22 <PandasDontDrive> I like that
08:23 <Xenophobia> edomonton is good
08:27 <pervert> its 4.08am
08:34 <PandasDontDrive> we should also fuck a pig in the arse
08:42 <PandasDontDrive> lick the insides of its ears.
08:49 <pervert> lol
08:51 <Xenophobia> nonsexual
08:53 <pervert> i dunno if i'd go that far
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> do in front of a muslim or jewish family we are about to slaughter
09:12 <PandasDontDrive> but we should slaughter them according to Halal
09:16 <PandasDontDrive> just to be ironic.
09:19 <PandasDontDrive> '_
09:23 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
09:32 <Xenophobia> how far are we travelling from the centre?
09:43 <PandasDontDrive> to mecha
09:47 <Xenophobia> checks the data on da screen
09:50 <PandasDontDrive> you dumb babu fuck.
10:08 <Xenophobia> we are running out of foods
10:13 <PandasDontDrive> Do you HAVE a life?
10:18 <Xenophobia> left earth ages back
10:22 <PandasDontDrive> you would in bangladesh.
10:27 <PandasDontDrive> with thirty other siblings.
10:36 <pervert> i just wanna cum hard
10:36 <PandasDontDrive> tell me Xenophobia
10:37 <Xenophobia> i m a single mom
10:44 <pervert> night
10:47 <PandasDontDrive> did your twelve brothers come out spinning their balls?
10:49 <PandasDontDrive> nite.
10:54 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
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11:06 <Xenophobia> i have ten fingers
11:33 <PandasDontDrive> You're weird
11:36 <PandasDontDrive> I want to kill you
11:39 <PandasDontDrive> Slowly.
11:51 <PandasDontDrive> though
11:56 <PandasDontDrive> i can't decide..
12:01 <PandasDontDrive> you're idiocy
12:05 <PandasDontDrive> or Djangos
12:09 <PandasDontDrive> bad taste in music.
12:16 <Xenophobia> Weather for Edmonton, AB -16�C | �F Current: Partly Cloudy Wind: SW at 10 km/h Humidity: 67%
12:24 <Django> quiet clown
12:34 <PandasDontDrive> You will never leave austnet will you Xenophobia
12:40 <PandasDontDrive> Django
12:50 <PandasDontDrive> what exactly IS a Django.
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> is the aboriginal, Djanga.. ?
13:01 <Xenophobia> unless i been forced liked you guys did to me last time physically
13:16 <PandasDontDrive> bleach-ee?
13:20 <PandasDontDrive> Xenophobia
13:25 <PandasDontDrive> are you trying to say BLEACH-EE?
13:40 <Django> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Django_Reinhardt
13:42 Quit: Xenophobia ([email protected]) Quit: awwwwwwwwww :(
13:44 <Django> some culturing for you
13:53 <PandasDontDrive> I love when he quits.
13:57 <Django> how did i know xenophobia would be bee hornet
13:58 <PandasDontDrive> I lament his return.
14:17 <PandasDontDrive> by the quitting?
14:26 <Django> his ident
14:29 <PandasDontDrive> He IS a quitter.
14:33 <PandasDontDrive> lol
14:42 <PandasDontDrive> you dont need an ident to rec him
14:54 <Django> yes, what i was getting at
15:06 <PandasDontDrive> So you like jass
15:10 <PandasDontDrive> im impressed.
15:17 <PandasDontDrive> not really..
15:24 <PandasDontDrive> i've seen you dribble on before
15:32 <PandasDontDrive> though I am a fan.
15:38 <PandasDontDrive> more so Blues.
15:46 <PandasDontDrive> do you know the History?
16:06 <Django> "the history" as in a band?
16:13 <PandasDontDrive> no
16:17 <PandasDontDrive> as in
16:29 <PandasDontDrive> the history of black music in America
17:11 <PandasDontDrive> you did know that Jass was the original term right?
17:18 <PandasDontDrive> not "Jazz"
17:19 <Django> a little, but not really
17:31 <PandasDontDrive> cool
17:45 <PandasDontDrive> you probably know more about jazz than me
17:56 <Django> i dont really bother with history/trivia, i'm more into theory/playing
18:01 <PandasDontDrive> one thing i HATE is scat.
18:14 <PandasDontDrive> especially white, female scat artists.
18:18 <PandasDontDrive> the fat ones.
18:21 <PandasDontDrive> with purple hair.
18:28 <Django> haha
18:29 * PandasDontDrive cocks gun.
19:18 <Django> i can appreciate most forms of music, but instrumental guitar is the only thing that really grabs me
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19:59 <Django> have you heard of mali blues?
20:17 <Django> og blues, direct from Africa
21:04 <Django> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s114hJfZiC4
22:40 <PandasDontDrive> :)
22:47 <PandasDontDrive> chu loc is no more
22:53 <PandasDontDrive> good fortune for all.
23:33 <PandasDontDrive> i hope i remember
23:45 <PandasDontDrive> otherwise im wearing a pendant from vietnam for nothing.
24:24 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@a1ca587e.bigpond.net.au
24:51 <PandasDontDrive> mali blues
24:57 <PandasDontDrive> Django you would like Womad
25:03 <PandasDontDrive> www.womadelaide.com.au
25:12 <PandasDontDrive> this is.. afterall
25:16 <PandasDontDrive> the festival state.
25:17 <Django> world music festival?
25:24 <PandasDontDrive> yes
25:29 <PandasDontDrive> 500 artists
25:30 <PandasDontDrive> march
25:36 <PandasDontDrive> i have my four day pass
25:43 <Django> http://www.brunswickmusicfestival.com.au/
25:46 <Django> thats always fun
25:51 <PandasDontDrive> one second
26:06 <PandasDontDrive> did that one i typed work?
26:13 <Django> yep
26:22 <PandasDontDrive> cool
26:29 <PandasDontDrive> it is expensive
26:33 <PandasDontDrive> is the only problem.
26:40 <PandasDontDrive> but it's worth it.
26:44 <Django> yeah festivals are a rip off
26:55 <PandasDontDrive> yer bro
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean
27:07 <PandasDontDrive> i understand the planning etc money that goes into it
27:14 <PandasDontDrive> i mean
27:20 <PandasDontDrive> this african group i want to see
27:27 <PandasDontDrive> ok they come here from sith ifrika brew
27:28 <PandasDontDrive> lol
27:37 <PandasDontDrive> but i dont want to see all 500 acts
27:39 <Django> haha
27:49 <PandasDontDrive> especially when there are other things going on
27:59 <PandasDontDrive> and i want to nom nom my way around food stands
28:06 <PandasDontDrive> and bier
28:07 <PandasDontDrive> bere
28:08 <PandasDontDrive> beer
28:16 <PandasDontDrive> lol
28:16 <PandasDontDrive> :P
28:24 <PandasDontDrive> and stand that sell things
28:29 <PandasDontDrive> Last time i bought a mud drum.
28:46 <PandasDontDrive> It entertains the girls, they.. for some reason like banging on it..
28:47 <Django> its not mud
29:01 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
29:18 <PandasDontDrive> Most of the people i see
29:21 <PandasDontDrive> at festivals
29:23 <PandasDontDrive> the err
29:27 <PandasDontDrive> high class
29:31 <PandasDontDrive> "i
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29:38 <PandasDontDrive> am here to show myself"
29:40 <Django> hahahahah
29:43 <PandasDontDrive> I want to kill.
29:46 <PandasDontDrive> heh
29:53 <Django> poor banksy
29:55 <PandasDontDrive> stupid paule bankes.
30:03 <PandasDontDrive> change host
30:06 <PandasDontDrive> idiotface.
30:12 <Django> pavel bankofovitch
30:19 <PandasDontDrive> then there are the hippys
30:22 <PandasDontDrive> or nu-hipys
30:34 <PandasDontDrive> though i want to fuck one nu-hippy i know
31:17 <Django> until you see the tampon strings stuck in her bushy pubes
31:19 <PandasDontDrive> paul banks does sound like a tennis player.
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31:40 <PandasDontDrive> *nods his head back and forth like a jack-in-the-box clown*
31:49 <PandasDontDrive> where have you been shimoon
31:57 <PandasDontDrive> I could have KILLED to get you here..
32:26 <PandasDontDrive> infact I'm shure.. PG.. fifty-eight even, that one of you cousins was on the phone to me earlier.
32:37 <PandasDontDrive> plus are?
32:41 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
32:55 <bee_hornet> i had my dinner
33:03 <bee_hornet> sorry about the late
33:04 <PandasDontDrive> What
33:07 <PandasDontDrive> did you have?
33:12 <PandasDontDrive> it's okay
33:14 * bee_hornet runs back the machine
33:17 <PandasDontDrive> the sports is comming out.
33:28 <PandasDontDrive> machine?
33:41 <bee_hornet> i was a factory worker remember
33:49 <bee_hornet> Machine OP
33:54 <PandasDontDrive> well
34:09 <PandasDontDrive> I'm avoiding phone calls from a bitch that wants me to pick her up
34:12 <PandasDontDrive> or drive around
34:18 <PandasDontDrive> i'm not sure i'm too drunk to care
34:29 <Django> im drinking coffee in me jocks
34:53 <PandasDontDrive> I'm drining bier
34:58 <PandasDontDrive> with uh
35:09 <PandasDontDrive> lemon i've been slicing with a razor sharp
35:13 <PandasDontDrive> really
35:15 <PandasDontDrive> long
35:18 <PandasDontDrive> FUCKING KNIFE
35:20 <Django> lemon in beer?
35:27 <PandasDontDrive> she started it..
35:31 <PandasDontDrive> yer
35:38 <PandasDontDrive> well i only have lime juice
35:41 <PandasDontDrive> you know..
35:48 <PandasDontDrive> i have lemon and lime juice
35:52 <PandasDontDrive> but only fresh lemons.
35:53 <bee_hornet> i hang with trannies
36:05 <PandasDontDrive> so slivers of lemons shoved into the bottle.
36:11 <PandasDontDrive> I hang trannies.
36:27 <bee_hornet> bullshit, your too busy with chicks
36:43 <PandasDontDrive> Shimoon you are somehow, incomprehen... i can't be fucked.. in-fa.. no.
36:46 <bee_hornet> always this girl that girl
36:54 <Django> is it weissbier?
36:54 <PandasDontDrive> i know
36:59 <PandasDontDrive> it does my head in
37:18 <bee_hornet> so your nothing like me tho we are irc lover
37:18 <PandasDontDrive> i missed out on a good root tonight
37:36 <bee_hornet> both
37:37 <PandasDontDrive> i could almost run to this girls house and strangle her for fucking up my night with this other girl
37:48 <PandasDontDrive> because of her fucking bitching.
38:03 <PandasDontDrive> not weiss
38:09 <bee_hornet> hope you collaspe cumming too much
38:10 <PandasDontDrive> Tiger
38:39 <PandasDontDrive> i walked in to dan murphys after stealing a bottle of jacks while the faggot movers werent looking
38:49 <PandasDontDrive> tiger was only 30 something
38:57 <bee_hornet> in Escotvale?
39:25 <PandasDontDrive> The girl I asked for her number the other week that works there, walked in with fucking braids
39:30 <bee_hornet> it may have been a free bee anyway
39:34 <PandasDontDrive> just as ash and I were paying
39:38 <Django> 30 for a case of tiger?
39:41 <PandasDontDrive> I was fucking disgusted
39:45 <Django> or those dozen for 30 specials
39:51 <PandasDontDrive> since I put effort into getting her number
39:57 <bee_hornet> this is Melbourne!
40:14 <PandasDontDrive> and now she looks like some kind of dr.dre wannabe
40:28 <PandasDontDrive> 35 or something for a tiger case
40:34 <PandasDontDrive> i dunno
40:40 <PandasDontDrive> i always get discounted
40:45 <Django> thats damn cheap
40:52 <PandasDontDrive> i say i have 33 dollars
40:59 <bee_hornet> Oolong tea's are grown in Otago
41:10 <PandasDontDrive> they either say oh have you got a couple extra or they just say it's okay
41:26 <PandasDontDrive> i've been going there for so long and I don't care I just pressure them.
41:30 <PandasDontDrive> they're checkout chicks.
41:38 <bee_hornet> yew cheks
41:40 <Django> lol
41:54 <Django> classy
42:01 <PandasDontDrive> seperate your emotions from your actions.
42:13 <PandasDontDrive> we walked out with a free bottle of MOET
42:16 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
42:23 <bee_hornet> Port
42:36 <PandasDontDrive> that's what happens when you have a really hot woman with you
42:52 <PandasDontDrive> though the most expensive champagne i saw was ninety-four dollars.
43:04 <PandasDontDrive> and the moet was around eighty-five.
43:08 <bee_hornet> I just predent she's with me without noticing with her
43:42 <Django> i hate champers
43:50 <PandasDontDrive> so do i
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44:00 <bee_hornet> run them over with an Ute
44:07 <PandasDontDrive> do you want to know where it went?
44:10 <PandasDontDrive> ha ha
44:12 <PandasDontDrive> really lol
44:34 <Django> you smuggled it out prison style keister stash?
44:36 <PandasDontDrive> I poured some of it onto a succulent i have out the back
44:49 <PandasDontDrive> she didn't want any
44:54 <PandasDontDrive> I found a new wine though
44:58 <PandasDontDrive> called The Killer
45:00 <Django> a succulent
45:02 <PandasDontDrive> or something
45:10 <Django> succulent wat
45:12 <PandasDontDrive> a money tree.
45:18 <PandasDontDrive> well
45:19 <bee_hornet> hairy lemon
45:22 <PandasDontDrive> like a money tree
45:31 <PandasDontDrive> but it's well
45:38 <PandasDontDrive> leaf things are fatter?
45:41 <PandasDontDrive> thicker
45:45 <PandasDontDrive> anyway
45:47 <Django> find an independant store run by a wine pro that specialises in organic wines
45:48 <bee_hornet> i havent been cope many fines lately
45:55 <PandasDontDrive> i wonder if it will die from the champagne lol
45:55 <Django> i hate dan murphys
46:02 <PandasDontDrive> so do i
46:03 <bee_hornet> I love coles
46:10 <PandasDontDrive> that's why we stole the jacks from out tha back
46:17 <PandasDontDrive> though we didnt keep it
46:18 <Django> "hi, can i offer you some assistance?"
46:21 <PandasDontDrive> it's jacks afterall
46:22 <Django> get some real fucken beers
46:30 <Django> stop deleting your belgian and german lines
46:30 <PandasDontDrive> we threw it NFL style
46:40 <PandasDontDrive> llol
46:42 <bee_hornet> I need fresh pita breads
46:50 <PandasDontDrive> mmm
46:53 <PandasDontDrive> stfu about eating
46:57 <bee_hornet> and hummos
47:01 <PandasDontDrive> I'm trying to drink beer.
47:09 Quit: lil_baby ([email protected]) Quit:
47:11 <bee_hornet> dude i aint 99kg me is 65
47:14 <PandasDontDrive> what's the time there bee_hornet?
47:20 <PandasDontDrive> who asked?
47:24 <bee_hornet> Quater to midnight
47:24 <PandasDontDrive> what the fuck
47:27 <PandasDontDrive> or who the fuck
47:32 <PandasDontDrive> really?
47:39 <bee_hornet> yeap
47:41 <PandasDontDrive> it's 4:17am here.
47:51 <bee_hornet> fucken king
47:58 <PandasDontDrive> bee_hornet
48:07 <PandasDontDrive> how desperately do you want to come back to aus
48:10 <PandasDontDrive> to get in
48:12 <PandasDontDrive> for free
48:13 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
48:22 <Django> i'll sell him a canoe
48:23 <bee_hornet> i am there in my mind
48:30 <PandasDontDrive> what if i could get you in
48:33 <PandasDontDrive> if you paid
48:35 <PandasDontDrive> money
48:35 <bee_hornet> it doesnt matter to me anymore mind is set
48:37 <PandasDontDrive> real money
48:45 <PandasDontDrive> american currencey
48:49 * Django screenshots chat for AFP
48:50 * bee_hornet pays you cash
48:56 <PandasDontDrive> really
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmmm
49:08 <PandasDontDrive> :)
49:12 <PandasDontDrive> i could get you in
49:13 * bee_hornet bitch slaps your AFP
49:16 Quit: bee_hornet ([email protected]) Quit: awwwwwwwwww :(
49:19 <Django> lol
49:28 <PandasDontDrive> though you might have to go under the name of something like Mr.Pinkleton
49:31 <PandasDontDrive> HAHA damn he left
49:43 <Django> scared him off with talk of the feds
49:47 <PandasDontDrive> i was going to suggest building a crude bridge from india to say.. hell.
49:49 <PandasDontDrive> haha
49:52 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
50:11 <PandasDontDrive> fucking loser.
51:28 <PandasDontDrive> haha
51:49 <PandasDontDrive> im watching a movie.. you could probably guess which movie it is Django.
52:29 <PandasDontDrive> archie roach
53:09 <Django> archie and jughead
53:37 <PandasDontDrive> im searching
53:40 <PandasDontDrive> search this
53:43 <PandasDontDrive> Keb Mo
53:47 <PandasDontDrive> blues
53:51 <PandasDontDrive> not old
53:54 <PandasDontDrive> new.
54:55 <Django> looks like denzel
55:09 <Django> ah he uses alaska piks
55:10 <PandasDontDrive> this motherfucker
55:16 <PandasDontDrive> still has my keb mo album
55:21 <PandasDontDrive> i have two
55:25 <PandasDontDrive> he has my favourite.
55:40 <PandasDontDrive> i feel rage
55:43 <PandasDontDrive> honestly.
55:56 <PandasDontDrive> it wouldnt rip
56:06 <PandasDontDrive> so i dont have it on here.
56:09 <PandasDontDrive> i dont think.
56:28 <BlackDevil> hungry
56:47 <PandasDontDrive> I'll kill him
56:56 <PandasDontDrive> i remember now he couldnt find it
57:12 <PandasDontDrive> Well i have his girlfriends sons dvd
57:19 <PandasDontDrive> maybe ill just fuck his girlfriend
57:49 <PandasDontDrive> i have wanted to for a long time hahah
59:13 <Django> damn coffee
59:38 <Django> now im kinda restless
59:49 <PandasDontDrive> hah
00:02 <PandasDontDrive> same
00:03 <PandasDontDrive> though
00:07 <PandasDontDrive> to be honest
00:09 <Django> havent had any for weeks
00:16 <PandasDontDrive> though i hung with ash
00:19 <Django> should have had a protein shake
00:20 <PandasDontDrive> had a girl around before
00:25 <PandasDontDrive> told her to leave
00:31 <PandasDontDrive> i want to go around
00:34 <PandasDontDrive> and fucking kill suzie
00:46 <PandasDontDrive> Maybe?
01:51 <PandasDontDrive> I probably shouldnt have txt'd that
02:02 <PandasDontDrive> especially while she's at suzies.
02:32 <PandasDontDrive> But Suzie is a fucking fat bitch that whinges too much and keeps asking me for money and deserves to die.
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12:39 <PandasDontDrive> so im downloading this shit
12:56 <PandasDontDrive> I think i might try and get this girls number
13:24 <PandasDontDrive> discuss nine inch nails and bret easten ellis maybe hunter s thompson
13:32 <PandasDontDrive> diss muse and come on to her?
13:52 * PandasDontDrive slaps Django around a bit with a large trout
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15:28 <PandasDontDrive> wb
15:34 <Donn||> ty
15:40 <Donn||> how are you?
15:51 <PandasDontDrive> lucky me
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> bored, on the verge of frenzy
16:04 <Donn||> you up late.
16:06 <PandasDontDrive> you?
16:08 <Donn||> Why?
16:14 <Donn||> it's too hot to sleep.
16:15 <PandasDontDrive> Probably
16:20 <PandasDontDrive> I'm not really sure..
16:22 <Donn||> ok lol
16:25 <PandasDontDrive> true?
16:30 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
16:31 <Donn||> true babe.
16:34 <PandasDontDrive> lol
16:35 <Donn||> ;)
16:41 <PandasDontDrive> the hours kind've slipped by
16:50 <Donn||> and I have indigestion.
16:53 <PandasDontDrive> i think.. i can't be sure
16:56 <Donn||> I see.
16:58 <PandasDontDrive> howcome
17:05 <PandasDontDrive> bad indian?
17:06 <Donn||> too much oj.
17:11 <Donn||> no
17:17 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
17:20 <PandasDontDrive> hey
17:24 <PandasDontDrive> the orange stuff is good.
17:28 <Donn||> hey what?
17:41 <Donn||> yeah i drank 3 litres yesterday.
17:48 <PandasDontDrive> haha
17:56 <PandasDontDrive> what are you on your period..
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> joking
18:05 <PandasDontDrive> 3 litres..?
18:11 <Donn||> no just thirsty
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18:19 <Donn||> yep and 3 litres of milk.
19:05 <PandasDontDrive> who the FUCK
19:11 <PandasDontDrive> just added me to msn
19:11 <PandasDontDrive> and how
19:18 <PandasDontDrive> I'll kill the fucking bitch.
20:14 <Donn||> lol
20:15 Nick: Django is now known as Django`shower
20:22 <Django`shower> time to wash teh wookie
20:22 <PandasDontDrive> 3 litres of milk!
20:28 <PandasDontDrive> i could do that
20:36 <PandasDontDrive> as long as we put cereal in it
20:37 <PandasDontDrive> :P
20:50 <PandasDontDrive> who the fuck is debbie
20:57 <Donn||> lol
20:59 <Donn||> hahaha
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha Django`shower
21:07 <PandasDontDrive> i had a girl do that for me before
21:10 <PandasDontDrive> before i kicked her out.
21:17 <PandasDontDrive> slut.
21:21 <PandasDontDrive> :)
21:34 <PandasDontDrive> eh what can i say
21:41 <PandasDontDrive> i was bored.
21:46 <PandasDontDrive> but now im up at 5am
21:53 <PandasDontDrive> thinking
21:59 <PandasDontDrive> i shouldve kept the bitch around
22:07 <PandasDontDrive> haha
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22:53 <Donn||> hahaha yeah
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23:19 <PandasDontDrive> whoever this chick is that somehow added me to msn
23:31 <PandasDontDrive> i hope she likes crude msgs
24:26 <PandasDontDrive> i told her to die a horrible death.
25:59 Nick: PandasDontDrive is now known as Debbie_Reimund
26:08 <Debbie_Reimund> hah
26:13 <BlackDevil> screen shots
26:57 <Debbie_Reimund> ay
27:02 <Debbie_Reimund> i dont know who she is
27:08 <Debbie_Reimund> but she's going to cop a nice
27:09 <Debbie_Reimund> fucking email
27:15 <Debbie_Reimund> :)
27:21 Nick: Debbie_Reimund is now known as PandasDontDrive
28:18 <PandasDontDrive> Feed Me A Stray Cat.
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30:18 <Donn||> I am going to bed.
30:20 <Donn||> goodnight.
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30:28 <PandasDontDrive> who ever you are.
30:34 <PandasDontDrive> probably 50 year old
30:38 <PandasDontDrive> dry arse.
38:36 <procontinuation> Egh.
38:38 <procontinuation> Kill me.
39:07 <BlackDevil> im 12
39:16 <Bloody_iPad> Mastodon was great
40:56 <BlackDevil> there not great anymore?
41:11 <Bloody_iPad> the gig
43:16 <BlackDevil> you've seen britney spears live?
43:20 <BlackDevil> the best ever
44:05 <Bloody_iPad> uhhh, no
44:14 <Bloody_iPad> don't want to either
44:21 <PandasDontDrive> man
44:31 <BlackDevil> you should see her live
44:31 <PandasDontDrive> i am sick of this motherfucker dodging me
44:33 <BlackDevil> awesome show
44:38 <PandasDontDrive> he owes me 200
44:40 <PandasDontDrive> well
44:42 <PandasDontDrive> 400
44:51 <PandasDontDrive> so i sent him an sms
45:11 <PandasDontDrive> in.. the.. nicest.. possible.. way
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46:06 <BlackDevil> giving me my money, or ill get an abortion?
46:39 <PandasDontDrive> awell
46:44 <PandasDontDrive> he gets the msg
47:14 <PandasDontDrive> if he doesnt understand how hungry i am for what he owes
47:16 <PandasDontDrive> than fine
47:27 <BlackDevil> you need to diet
47:35 <PandasDontDrive> I am dieting.
47:43 <PandasDontDrive> thankyou for the relief.
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01:44 <Django`shower> the royal penis is clean
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05:42 <BlackDevil> i use a bowling ball cleaner for my penis
06:27 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
06:28 <Django> i use a pair of welding gloves, pliers and a dunny brush
07:16 <BlackDevil> that would doa deep clean
07:19 <Django> sometimes i treat myself to the high pressure hose and some hot wax and the local carwash bay
07:33 <PandasDontDrive> WOO HAHA HA HA!
07:37 <PandasDontDrive> good
07:48 <PandasDontDrive> hrmm hrmm ha ha hrmm hrmm
07:57 <PandasDontDrive> now there's the batman!
08:06 <PandasDontDrive> oooh you wanna play come on!
08:09 <PandasDontDrive> COME ON!
08:15 * PandasDontDrive slaps Django around a bit with a large trout
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08:47 <Django> thats not nice
08:54 <PandasDontDrive> come no come on come on come on
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want you to do it i want you it do it
09:01 <PandasDontDrive> come on
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09:04 * Django draws a cod from his pants
09:07 <Django> en-garde
09:09 <PandasDontDrive> hit me come on hit me come on HIT ME
09:12 <PandasDontDrive> HIT ME!
09:38 <Django> parry, thrust, spinning backhand cod slap
11:06 <PandasDontDrive> counter
11:17 <PandasDontDrive> the boys i was just on the phone to
11:25 <PandasDontDrive> guy owes me 400
11:30 <PandasDontDrive> i said give me 200
11:44 <PandasDontDrive> so i grabbed an insurance policy
11:44 <Django> 200 and a rusty trombone
11:59 <PandasDontDrive> 200 and a head on my dick
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
12:11 <PandasDontDrive> dude has been dogging me for months
12:17 <PandasDontDrive> his X gf lives upstairs
12:30 <Django> take her hostage
12:34 <PandasDontDrive> naw
12:50 <PandasDontDrive> one person hates him is in his house right now
12:54 <PandasDontDrive> lol
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21:51 <Pieter> hmm
21:57 <Pieter> that was close to a wetdream
22:04 <Pieter> whitetails give you wetdreams
22:07 <Pieter> bbk
22:09 <Pieter> ack to bed
22:11 <Pieter> back
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24:39 <PandasDontDrive> man
24:43 <PandasDontDrive> HAHAHAH
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42:12 <CurryHunter> gday muppets
43:55 <BlackDevil> lemmings
45:24 <Django> muppings
47:41 <BlackDevil> lemmings
48:05 <Django> lemmingtons
49:17 <CurryHunter> lololol
49:19 <CurryHunter> props
52:51 <BlackDevil> cute
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01:01 <CurryHunter> chuck radio national on bro
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02:28 <CurryHunter> props tho
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11:18 <procontinuation> Hmmmmm.
13:21 <CurryHunter> fancy a bum?
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16:49 <CurryHunter> should bash some lebs bro
16:57 <CurryHunter> Australia Day cuz
18:52 <BlackDevil> anyone use winamp?
19:26 <BikerMan> lol
27:25 <procontinuation> Haven't used that in a while.
27:44 <procontinuation> Not in quite a few years even.
29:37 * conan slaps amsy around a bit with a large trout
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34:23 <conan> .
34:43 <CurryHunter> props
34:48 <CurryHunter> white power bro
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42:45 <BlackDevil> pruple power
42:49 <BlackDevil> purople
42:50 <BikerMan> nah
42:51 <BlackDevil> purple
42:54 <BlackDevil> and so on
42:54 <BikerMan> white is better
45:55 <CurryHunter> white power bro
45:56 <CurryHunter> props
47:09 <BikerMan> white power
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47:56 <CurryHunter> we'll go belt some nigs today ay
48:17 <BikerMan> sounds good
48:21 <BikerMan> anyone else in?
48:40 <CurryHunter> yer come on brothers
48:52 <CurryHunter> show these monkeys some manners
48:55 <CurryHunter> teach*
50:18 <BikerMan> impossible
51:14 <BlackDevil> yellow power
51:28 <CurryHunter> you race traitor prick BlackDevil
51:34 <CurryHunter> belt you, scum
51:43 <BlackDevil> hiati power
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52:49 <BikerMan> with the nick BlackDevil what do you expect CurryHunter?
53:23 <BlackDevil> nothing at all
54:21 <CurryHunter> guess so
54:25 <CurryHunter> you a nig, BlackDevil?
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54:28 <CurryHunter> filthy fucker
54:36 <BikerMan> or nigga lover?
54:39 <CurryHunter> yes
54:44 <CurryHunter> one of the two
54:48 <BlackDevil> ohhh keep going with that term
54:54 <BlackDevil> but to the full length
55:00 <CurryHunter> nig
55:02 <CurryHunter> niggah
55:04 <BlackDevil> longer
55:05 <CurryHunter> nignog
55:06 <CurryHunter> no
55:11 <CurryHunter> niggggerr
55:14 <CurryHunter> lol
55:17 <BlackDevil> two g less
55:19 <CurryHunter> ninga
55:20 <CurryHunter> no
55:24 <CurryHunter> lol
55:27 <BlackDevil> because you know were i am going
55:29 <CurryHunter> chingchong chinaman
55:33 <CurryHunter> niggger
55:41 <BlackDevil> i said 2 g's
55:42 <CurryHunter> Niggz
55:43 <BlackDevil> not 1
55:49 <CurryHunter> shoosh
55:52 <CurryHunter> lamer
55:55 <BlackDevil> narp
56:13 <BlackDevil> only if Krystal was here
56:14 <CurryHunter> props tho
56:21 <BlackDevil> should would give me a spanking
56:23 <CurryHunter> krystal lets me get away with anything
56:32 <BikerMan> lmao
56:32 <CurryHunter> she's cool bro
56:43 <BikerMan> very cool
56:46 <CurryHunter> BlackDevil is a tree hugging niggger lover
56:52 <CurryHunter> lololol
57:18 <BlackDevil> cant be 2 things at once
57:33 <CurryHunter> do you hug trees BlackDevil?
57:38 <CurryHunter> save da earth and shit
57:41 <BlackDevil> there are no trees
57:46 <CurryHunter> props tho bro
59:05 <BlackDevil> you just like to whois me dont you
59:13 <CurryHunter> BlackDevil on %#teens, trying to hook up with underage girls
59:16 <CurryHunter> you predator bro
59:20 <BlackDevil> im 12
59:21 <BlackDevil> legal
59:23 <CurryHunter> yes love it
59:26 <CurryHunter> bullshit
59:39 <CurryHunter> lol
59:46 <BlackDevil> done?
59:49 <CurryHunter> no
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00:41 <BlackDevil> welcome back
00:41 <CurryHunter> lol
00:44 <CurryHunter> that must be annoying
01:01 <CurryHunter> silly boy
01:04 <BlackDevil> its goes into a window and just beeps
01:23 <CurryHunter> terrible
01:36 <CurryHunter> elite hackers always turn off IRC sounds
01:44 <BlackDevil> i make it beep
01:46 <CurryHunter> props tho
01:47 <BlackDevil> try /beep 5
01:48 <CurryHunter> why?
02:03 <BlackDevil> makes me look when it beeps
02:05 <CurryHunter> i don't script bro
02:09 <CurryHunter> lol
02:19 <CurryHunter> yer but that is annoying tho?
02:25 <BlackDevil> nah
02:41 <CurryHunter> oh well
02:49 <CurryHunter> upto you i guess
03:14 <CurryHunter> props tho
03:18 <BikerMan> hes too dumb to understand man
03:23 <CurryHunter> yer
03:25 <BikerMan> being a nigga and all
03:25 <CurryHunter> lolol
03:28 <CurryHunter> thats right
03:39 <CurryHunter> genetically inferior
03:43 <CurryHunter> poor thing
05:47 <BikerMan> throw him sum peanuts
05:51 <BikerMan> make him feel better
06:23 <CurryHunter> lol
07:27 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
07:31 <CurryHunter> shut up Daniel
07:32 <CurryHunter> fuckwit
07:34 <BlackDevil> depends on the reason
08:06 <BikerMan> for u liking peanuts?
09:07 <CurryHunter> lololol
09:10 <CurryHunter> props tho
09:18 <amsy> props tho
09:24 <CurryHunter> props bro
09:24 <BikerMan> thats it
10:01 <CurryHunter> props tho bro
10:15 <amsy> props
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10:37 <CurryHunter> props msn
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51:29 <^pilot^> WAKE UP FUCKERS !
56:05 <amsy> shhh
56:17 <^pilot^> no
56:23 * ^pilot^ throws snowballs at amsy
59:31 * ^pilot^ cranks doof doof loudly
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15:14 <Pornfiend> ooo liking the sound of thew new aic album already
15:29 <^pilot^> AIC?
15:37 <Pornfiend> alice in chains
15:42 <Pornfiend> man get with the program :P
15:49 <^pilot^> pfft
16:02 <Pornfiend> dont pfft jerry cantrell's fine work
16:08 <Pornfiend> fo shame
16:15 <^pilot^> pfft
16:27 <Pornfiend> or maybe ur just doing poofter farts
16:29 <Pornfiend> :p
16:40 <^pilot^> once again
16:43 <^pilot^> you fail at life
17:03 <Pornfiend> haha
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33:50 <Pornfiend> fuck yeah mondo cane torrent ftw
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48:54 <|lippa|> Just do it.
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55:15 <Pornfiend> sweetfitguy lol
55:19 <Pornfiend> sorry but ur name cracks me up
55:50 <Pornfiend> i bet u think that will impress the ladies on here
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00:28 <dirk`jently> if hes after the ladies lol, i've never seen straight people try to hook up online
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00:54 <Pornfiend> oh trust me with a name like that he is here to score
01:19 <Pornfiend> man or female he probably doesnt care
01:22 <Pornfiend> or even animal..
01:26 <Pornfiend> heck anything with a pulse
01:50 <SuREn> who are you talking to?
02:00 <^pilot^> oh look
02:02 <^pilot^> its the boat driver
02:03 <^pilot^> :P
02:04 <Pornfiend> Chemical Marriage is such a cool track
02:14 <dirk`jently> lol and even some things without as long as they inflate properly
02:19 <SuREn> ^pilot^ im selling my car :p
02:21 <SuREn> i got a wrx
02:28 <Pornfiend> lol
02:30 <^pilot^> now hes going for a slower barge
02:33 <SuREn> L�L
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36:25 <Pornfiend> it's a pity bai ling has such a fugly face..for her age she has a prime body
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40:41 <Pieter> who is bai ling?
41:31 <Pornfiend> she's a chinese slut who slept her way to hollywood; b-grade actress with big nipples
41:49 <Pieter> theres fucking blood everywhere
41:55 <Pieter> fuck me dead
41:58 <Pieter> its even on my carpet
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42:07 <Pieter> how am I meant to clean it??
42:07 <Pornfiend> i think someone already did fuck u dead
42:11 <Pornfiend> u dont have long to live
42:12 <Pornfiend> :p
42:25 <Pieter> ohh :(
42:31 <Pieter> better make the best of what I have left then :p
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42:45 <Pornfiend> fuck as many people as u can in 5 minutes?
43:28 <Pornfiend> i hope ur doing it now..cause ur wasting those 5 minutes u have left otherwise
44:00 <Pornfiend> hahaha what an awesome name for a song - Full Body Tourettes
44:16 <Pieter> naa
44:29 <Pieter> im eaing tuna and finisdhing my alc instead :p
44:37 <Pornfiend> awww
44:52 <Pornfiend> so thats how ur gonna leave the world? eating tuna?
46:29 <Pieter> yeh :P
46:44 <Pornfiend> this bai ling btw http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Bai-Ling/Bai-Ling-30.JPG
47:08 <Pieter> *(shudder)*
47:15 <Pornfiend> her body is nice
47:22 <Pieter> her face is not
47:24 <Pornfiend> might have to shove her face in the pillow when we do it though
48:10 <Pornfiend> thats what i mean her face is not good, which is y im disappointed, i mean look at that body..
48:58 <Pieter> my kitty is going nuts
49:38 <Pornfiend> this soundtracl im listening to is going nuts fkn love it
49:45 <Pornfiend> soundtrack*
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51:03 <Pornfiend> hmm my screen just went wonky..
51:25 <Pornfiend> damn ur face bai ling it affected my laptop's screen
51:56 <Pornfiend> i dont wanna work today fkn hell..
54:03 <Pieter> hahaha
54:19 <Pieter> ghana slalom skier
54:22 <Pieter> weird!
54:52 <Pieter> so close to the jamaican bobsled team
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57:48 <Pieter> 1qRRRRRRRRRrr
58:05 <Pieter> being bitten by whitetails gives you wetdreams
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58:44 <Pornfiend> im sure it does lol
00:45 <Pornfiend> well u guys have fun im fucking off
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02:55 <Krank24-7> hey any1 ever import pedro pwder?
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10:37 <Pieter> im a dog with a bone
11:11 <Pieter> Id like to say I am Westpac but thats not on there
11:13 <Pieter> :/
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14:23 <Pieter> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Conia-42-plasma-model-C4270-faulty_W0QQitemZ170434458603QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Televisions?hash=item27aeaf73eb Ohhhh :(
14:25 <Pieter> I can fix that :(
14:30 <Pieter> $50 for a 42" plasma
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22:04 <Pieter> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/NEW-LG-FULL-HD-1080p-PLASMA-TV-60-152cm-600hz-60PS40FD_W0QQitemZ150391127805QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Televisions?hash=item2304027efd
22:08 <Pieter> That Id love to buy
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22:56 <Pieter> oh
22:58 <Pieter> 4,000
22:59 <Pieter> fuck that
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29:42 <Pieter> dr phil gave someone a car :/
32:51 <pawl> lo, ps40 is old model lg as well
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40:02 <Pieter> i wouldnt know :/
40:13 <pawl> pq60 is current model
40:34 <pawl> and its the top model retails for about 4200 at local HN
40:59 <Pieter> k
41:22 <Pieter> http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Brand-New-42-inch-plasma-rent-n-buy-centrepay-ezidebit_W0QQitemZ190366570752QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Televisions?hash=item2c52bb5900
41:24 <pawl> i should no i manage one :P
41:25 <Pieter> hows that for desperation
41:36 <Pieter> $2600 for that cruddy thing!
42:20 <pawl> lol
42:25 <pawl> pricey 50$ a week
42:29 <pawl> its a 998 panel
42:47 <pawl> any other rental would only charge like 13-15 a week for that
42:48 <pawl> Centrelink clients most welcome
43:24 <Pieter> haha
43:37 <Pieter> id never pay it
43:39 <Pieter> but still
43:44 <pawl> lol
44:04 <Geek-Girl> Mines bigger.
44:20 <Longie> I emailed saying I'm in sydney but if he brings it up personally I'll rent it
44:38 <Longie> I also said radio rentals would be at least 50% cheaper
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44:45 <Longie> probably tell me to fuck off
46:12 <Pieter> haha Longie
46:24 <Pieter> Geek-Girl: My screen is 2.8M diagnol :/
46:28 <Pieter> diagonal
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48:32 <pawl> lol
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51:11 <Pieter> fuck its cold
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51:30 <Donn||> fuck it's hot.
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52:03 <Pieter> not here its not :/
52:08 <Pieter> i dont like too cold or too hot
52:12 <Pieter> :(
52:16 <Donn||> ok
52:21 <Pieter> maybe i should put pants on
52:21 <Pieter> brb
52:27 <Donn||> ok
52:35 <Donn||> yeah you do that
52:46 <Donn||> or your testicles will become icicles.
52:47 <Pieter> could be the alcohol too
52:51 <Pieter> hehehe
52:58 <Donn||> well make up your mind.
53:40 <Donn||> I am going to take a cool shower. bbs
54:20 <pawl> Longie, something ull have to try
54:21 <pawl> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TggHtINGIyc
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00:02 <Donn||> I am back.
00:20 <Donn||> hi Austin316
00:54 <Longie> what, a cold shower?
01:09 <Austin316> hi
01:10 <Donn||> yes
01:14 <Donn||> hi Longie
01:20 <pawl> no check that youtube video
01:29 <pawl> dude turns an xbox into a imac
01:30 <pawl> lol
01:52 <Donn||> lol
02:24 <Rocket> lol what the fuck
02:25 <Rocket> nice
03:42 <pawl> u watching it
04:22 <Rocket> yea
04:28 <Rocket> its fucking awesome
04:36 <Rocket> hes doing all by hand
04:52 <Donn||> lol
05:50 <pawl> it looks good once done its insane
05:53 <pawl> so much work and time
05:56 <Rocket> so its pc? or a xbox?
06:47 <pawl> its a pc, linux box and mac all in one
07:06 <Rocket> whhha nice
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07:20 <Pieter> jesus
07:21 <Rocket> good morning myth
07:23 <Pieter> whats with all this blood
07:32 <Pieter> this morning, bleeding from my foot thanks to a whitetail
07:43 <Pieter> now bleeding out of my bum thanks to a crunchy nut cluster
07:46 <Pieter> whats next
07:55 <Pieter> bleeding out of my head thanks to a gun shot
08:31 <Rocket> omg how much ram is he gonna put in there pawl
08:32 <Rocket> :o
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10:57 <Rocket> that was awesome pawl
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11:54 <Longie> I don't get why he cuts out the controller holes then glues them back in :/
12:03 <Donn||> I got dial up so I am waiting to see.
12:17 <Rocket> hahah @ old dail up
12:42 <Rocket> sup Longie
13:47 <Donn||> lol
14:48 <pawl> lol
14:52 <Just_Me> haha what's 'dialup'??
15:25 <Rocket> stfu Just_Me
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17:32 <Donn||> haha
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28:47 <Just_Me> Rocket.. GO HERO!!
29:56 <Donn||> drop dead -Just_Me
31:14 <Donn||> one handed typing
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40:13 <SonnyWortzik> sad trannies are getting sinful roots
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45:37 <bree> Happy weekend
49:18 <Austin316> not for some of us
50:42 <bree> why
51:17 <Austin316> i'd rather not tell the whole channel lol
51:35 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS9sFqxV024
51:39 <bree> ok
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52:14 <bree> which one is better? yaris or fiesta?
52:26 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> or .... Getz!
52:37 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> how much is a new yaris?
52:42 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> 13-14 ?
52:46 <bree> 17k
52:52 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> damn
52:53 <bree> ahu?
53:14 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> new cars are so easy to drive though
53:20 <bree> yeah
53:22 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i bet half the people who stall old cars drive those new ones perfectly
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53:55 <bree> is 17k too much for yaris?
54:06 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> i guess, then again i think the Suzuki Swift are shit too
54:09 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> and what are they? 19k?
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54:30 <bree> yeah. around that price. why Swift is shit?
54:40 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> not shit, just average
54:46 <Longie> averagely shit
54:49 <Longie> shitly average
54:52 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Getz are shittily shit
55:05 <bree> ok. which one is less shitty?
55:26 <Longie> what are getz, toyota?
55:40 <bree> honda?
56:03 <Longie> hyundai?
56:10 <SonnyWortzik> Holden?
56:17 <bree> hyudai
56:17 <Longie> ok hyundai
56:24 <SonnyWortzik> HSV
56:36 <Longie> probably go swift
56:38 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> what daewoos are in the 13k-18k range?
56:47 <bree> swift is expensive
57:14 <SonnyWortzik> HSV clubsports 3 grands get dual fuels
57:26 Nick: Rocket is now known as Swift
57:27 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sonny, what about solar cars?
57:32 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> or ones that run off vegetable oil
57:40 <bree> thanks. can I keep you? Swift
57:52 <SonnyWortzik> Suzuki
59:14 <bree> yeah.
59:18 <SonnyWortzik> http://www.greencarsite.co.uk/GREENNEWS/NewsPhotos/electric-hybrid-car.jpg
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00:05 <Longie> hahaha
00:08 <Longie> hippyvan of the 2000's
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09:05 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
09:45 <MadScientist> oh Longie look your on top
09:46 <MadScientist> XD
09:52 <Longie> hm?
09:56 <MadScientist> -->
10:18 <Longie> dude I'm all the way under lemz :P
10:23 <MadScientist> ahuh
10:27 <MadScientist> ur like the meat
10:33 <Longie> no where near the top :P
10:39 <Longie> you love my meat
10:41 <Longie> LOVEIT
10:42 <MadScientist> on top of me douch
10:46 <MadScientist> LOVE
10:48 <MadScientist> erm
10:50 <MadScientist> >.>
10:50 <Longie> you're hte bitch this time!
10:52 <MadScientist> <.<
11:06 <MadScientist> as opposed to ?
11:07 <MadScientist> hahaha
11:28 <|lippa|> http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs161.snc3/18868_265471625887_261354005887_3470939_4795789_n.jpg < lawl
11:53 <MadScientist> hows work man
12:01 <MadScientist> still busy as fuck?
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13:34 <Longie> sorta
13:37 <Longie> I've caught up with most of my work
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14:08 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o baz
14:09 <Longie> hahaha lippa
14:15 <Longie> when I get drunk I go on rants like that
14:18 <Longie> go for fucking ages
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14:39 <Yesus> wtf man
14:51 <Yesus> i got banned from here for drug talk apparently
14:57 <Yesus> i miss u guys
15:08 <Longie> <3
15:14 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> theres a shitload of racist talk here that always goes unbanned
15:15 <MadScientist> lol
15:17 <smythe> we miss you too *hugs*
15:32 <Yesus> i didnt do shit
15:39 <Longie> good
15:41 <Longie> don't do it again
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15:45 <Yesus> :(
15:47 <smythe> haha
15:59 <Longie> don't frown
16:01 <Yesus> so wats cracikin
16:03 <Longie> people frown when taking drugs
16:05 <Longie> you want to be banned?
16:07 <Longie> and don't say crack
16:10 <Longie> >:(
16:15 <Yesus> nah im clean
16:15 <smythe> we are very strict on that rule
16:16 <Longie> don't laugh smythe
16:20 <Longie> people laugh when they're stoned
16:20 <smythe> so be careful Yesus
16:25 <Longie> I'm clean?
16:26 <Yesus> however i did have a smoke like last weekend
16:29 <Longie> that means you don't take drugs anymore
16:29 <smythe> its prob best you just dont speak at all
16:30 <Longie> no drug talk
16:35 <Longie> BAN YOU ALL
16:45 <Yesus> psycho
16:48 <baz> no all caps please Longie
16:49 <Pieter> fuckin dog
16:49 <Longie> sure
16:51 <Pieter> i got ripped off
16:54 <Longie> no abuse pieter
16:55 <Pieter> im gonna go chase the fuck soon
16:56 * baz coughs
16:57 <smythe> yeah, he needs his drugs for him to claim down
16:58 <mixy> lol baz
16:58 <Longie> no manners baz
17:02 <Pieter> wha Longie?
17:06 <Longie> don't abuse people
17:08 <Yesus> hey Longie tell us about your ex irc gf who cheated on u
17:08 <Longie> or I'll ban you
17:11 <Yesus> wats her name
17:17 <Longie> tart?
17:18 <Pieter> Longie: dummy... I was talking about someone on the street
17:19 <Longie> oh
17:20 <Pieter> :P
17:22 <Longie> :P
17:25 <Longie> I know pieter
17:26 <Longie> I was mucking around
17:33 <Yesus> ohh yea Chev'n
17:34 <Pieter> lies!
17:38 <Longie> yesuf, you wanna hook in?
17:39 <Yesus> wasup with her
17:42 <Longie> yesus*
17:45 <Longie> no idea
17:52 <Longie> could ask her
17:52 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> heh, House must be running out of ideas... an episode focussed on that square jaw chick?
17:54 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> '13'
17:57 <Yesus> depends , is she tight or loose?
17:57 <Pieter> cant believe i was so stupid
17:58 <Longie> probably get your nuts chewed off though
18:00 <Pieter> the fucker is gone no doubt
18:03 <Pieter> but gah
18:08 <Pieter> what a waste of $50
18:09 <Longie> depends how thick your dick is :P
18:16 <Longie> for you, probably loose
18:26 <smythe> i heard she was converted into a ladyboy
18:31 <Longie> converted?
18:33 <Longie> damn
18:35 <Yesus> i do her arse
18:43 <Longie> good
18:45 <smythe> it was a home job too
18:48 <smythe> not very well done
18:50 <Longie> gaffa tape?
18:54 <smythe> yeah lol
18:57 <Longie> haha nice
19:56 <Yesus> so did anyone go to the tennis
20:07 <Longie> nah tennis is boring
20:19 <Yesus> u r boring
20:21 <Yesus> cricket lover
20:25 <smythe> no bagging tennis talk in here Longie
20:27 <smythe> last warning
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20:48 <Longie> //sanick smythe tennis | smythe you suck!
20:51 <Longie> er
20:54 <Longie> //sanick smythe tennis | say smythe you suck!
21:00 <smythe> haha
21:10 <Longie> does that count :/
21:44 <smythe> yes >:|
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22:42 <baz> tennis rocks
22:53 <Yesus> gooooooo tsongaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
22:59 <smythe> yeh lookin forward to tonights match
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23:10 <baz> both matches are tonight, right?
23:10 <Yesus> oh noooooooooooooooooo we goin to ge tthe psycho commentator again
23:13 <Yesus> henry leconte
23:19 <Yesus> madman
23:26 <smythe> ah fuck, yeh he's annoying
23:29 <Yesus> 'both'?
23:35 <baz> he's not a good commentator
23:35 <smythe> hes gonna cry when tsonga loses :P
23:46 <baz> he can barely string words together to make an analysis of the players
23:49 <smythe> hes a one sider commentator
24:00 <Yesus> jim courier as about to punch his face in after the match
24:05 <smythe> he actually cheers for tsonga
24:07 <Yesus> vs novak
24:14 <smythe> yeah
24:18 <baz> not only that, he doesn't commentate
24:20 <baz> he doesn't commentate
24:28 <smythe> yeah
24:31 <baz> he's more just a member of the audience who happens to be in the commentators box
24:39 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> leconte thought he was Mr Bean on that doubles game
24:45 <smythe> hahaha
24:50 <smythe> true
25:11 <baz> but anyway
25:16 <baz> who's playing who?
25:24 <baz> Tsonga vs. Federer?
25:24 <^matty^> `ban chanop
25:28 <smythe> yeah
25:30 <Yesus> ohh end of tennis means end of party time
25:37 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> prob only go 3-4 sets
25:40 <Yesus> from way be4 xmas
25:54 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> lol @ the papers 4-5 days ago "hewitt ready for federer"
26:01 <baz> lol
26:03 <Yesus> yea
26:24 <Yesus> i pity the peopel who went to see hewitt
26:30 <Yesus> baddahithis vs hewitttttttttttttt
26:40 <Yesus> match of the century......revenge etc2
26:41 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> yeah they talk up the 2 hewitt games as 'possibly the best' and both were shit, esp the bagdaddy one
26:45 <Yesus> only lasted 30mins
27:00 <Yesus> tix was like 70$
27:02 <Yesus> bye bye
28:44 <Yesus> so wats the beer of the day
28:55 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> none yet
29:26 <Yesus> i have a slab of TIGER
29:38 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> eww lager
30:11 <pawl> ive got 50$ on tsonga to win
30:15 <pawl> will pay out nicely
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32:36 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> to win a set?
32:37 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> haha
33:25 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Longie
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34:08 <baz> who's playing who tonight
34:49 <baz> I'm playing too, so I won't catch some of it
35:00 <pawl> no to win the game
35:07 <pawl> it was paying like 6.55 to win lol
35:15 <baz> I'm asking who's playing who
35:19 <baz> cos I don't remember
35:38 <pawl> tsonga and fed
35:44 <pawl> aussies and pakis
35:45 <baz> cool
35:51 <pawl> got money on both
35:51 <baz> and Cilic and Murray
35:57 <pawl> no
36:02 <pawl> murray won already
36:05 <baz> man I hope Federer kills Tsonga
36:12 <pawl> cleaned on up on the cricket already this summer
36:16 <baz> when?
36:46 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> pretty easy with the cricket though
36:55 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> aus dominating matches, then the umpires helping aus out more with bodgy lbws etc
37:13 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> a no-contest gets cut shorter
37:15 <baz> when did Murray play his semi?
37:32 <Longie> I have a semi
37:40 <baz> I was waiting for that.
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37:47 <baz> loser!
38:03 <Pieter> im gonna go get this fuck
38:04 <Pieter> bbl
38:19 <Longie> oh, hookers arrived already?
38:20 <Longie> that was soon
38:42 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> lol @ the lbw salman butt got last game
38:51 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> hes the only batsman who can get 100 and the umps say "nah hes not allowed"
40:20 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> oh well, WACA and 9 will lose money because of the series being over
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52:41 <bee_hornet> Dream Big
53:09 <Hayds> Wake up hard.
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54:25 <bee_hornet> wank hard
54:36 <Hayds> Too far.
55:31 <bee_hornet> The University of the Alberta has one of the lowest graduate student tuition rates in Canada.
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01:49 <bree> which one is better? swift or yaris
02:02 <baz> Yaris apparently
02:08 <bree> thank you
02:20 <bree> Yaris is a bit cheaper
02:37 <baz> of the two the Swift looks better
02:43 <bree> right
02:54 <Yesus> did u hear
02:55 <baz> I can't stand the roundness of the Yaris
03:00 <baz> friggin annoying
03:19 <bree> is it smart to buy a new Yaris or a used for less 3k or 4k
03:23 <Yesus> toyota stopped selling 80% of their cars in the USA
03:27 <Yesus> and prolly japan
03:42 <Yesus> apparently theres a problem with the gas pedal
03:43 <baz> bree, that should be obvious
04:06 <bree> a new car?
04:11 <baz> yeah
04:17 <bree> thank you.
04:29 <baz> is this what you want to hear?
04:48 <bree> yeah
04:52 <bree> my cousin said so
04:56 <Yesus> hows church bree
05:11 <bree> I am going to st michael's this Sunday 10am
05:19 <Yesus> i go there every 2nd week
05:22 <Yesus> ive never seen u
05:24 <bree> really
05:28 <Yesus> yup
05:31 <bree> are you going there this sunday
05:34 <Yesus> its my families church
05:45 <Yesus> i went last wek so i dunno
05:47 <baz> no it's not
05:52 <baz> it's God's, isn't it?
06:00 <Yesus> it is, we all got baptised there
06:07 <bree> ok.
06:18 <baz> so you're like.. renting the place out from God
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06:36 <Yesus> i am Yesus
06:38 <Yesus> dont doubt me
06:39 <bree> why you are not going every Sunday
06:42 <bee_hornet> my mum's a whore
06:51 <Yesus> is she a looker?
06:53 <Bloody_iPad> sif buy a new car
07:08 <bree> yeah. it would be my first car
07:23 <Bloody_iPad> get a 2nd hand one
07:27 <baz> Yesus, that's pretty blasphemous
07:30 <bree> is 17k too much for brand new yaris
07:32 <Bloody_iPad> it's almost never worth buying a new one
07:56 <baz> sounds fine to me bree
08:02 <bree> thanks
08:04 <Bloody_iPad> yes. too much
08:09 <Bloody_iPad> buy a honda civic instead
08:11 <bree> o.o
08:15 <baz> don't listen to him
08:24 <bree> ok. i am listening to you
08:33 <Bloody_iPad> lol
08:41 <Bloody_iPad> spend as much money as you want bree
08:41 <bree> will honda civic be cheaper?
08:48 <Yesus> civic cost 50% more
08:53 <baz> no
08:55 <bree> ok. right.
08:59 <bree> im poor
09:03 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> bree, what are u looking for in this car?
09:04 <Yesus> take the tram
09:13 <baz> Honda charges too much for their cars
09:19 <bree> ok
09:22 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> honda mowers are good
09:29 <bree> going to work daily
09:36 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> so u dont require one with much guts?
09:47 <bree> nope. the less the better
09:55 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> and u want the best fuel consumption too?
10:02 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> so prob looking at 1.3-1.6 ?
10:06 <bree> 1.3
10:13 <Bloody_iPad> http://www.carsales.com.au/all-cars/private/details.aspx?R=8232129&__sid=1267AA19EDC5&__Qpb=true&Cr=1&__Ns=pCar_RankSort_Int32|1||pCar_PriceSort_Decimal|1||pCar_Make_String|0||pCar_Model_String|0&keywords=&__N=1216%201246%201247%201252%201282%204294962861%204294962794%20903&seot=1&tsrc=allcarhome&__Nne=15&trecs=493&silo=1011
10:16 <JessicaWatson> 1.3 rocks
10:27 <Bloody_iPad> bam, 2008 yaris, 24,000kms $9,000
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10:32 * Just_Me is so bored, no one here seems to want to talk
10:35 <bree> omg
10:39 <bree> this sounds great
10:45 <bree> thanks ipad
10:52 <Yesus> i need my cawk sucked
10:53 <bee_hornet> Ca-Na-Da
10:55 <Yesus> whose keen?
10:55 <bree> yeah
10:57 <baz> there's something dodgy about that Yaris
11:01 <baz> and it's an ugly colour.
11:02 <bree> is it good?
11:13 <bee_hornet> VG
11:13 <JessicaWatson> it's been in a crash
11:21 <baz> there you go
11:26 <bree> thank you
11:28 <bree> oh
11:32 <bree> its been in a crash
11:36 <Bloody_iPad> lol. you guys talk shit
11:37 <bee_hornet> fuck i hate hot
12:05 <baz> you talk shit Bloody_iPad
12:10 <Bloody_iPad> anyways bree, you seem like the dealer could talk you into anything, and asking questions in here isn't going to help
12:16 <baz> you said 24kms, but it says 21kms
12:17 <Yesus> shit
12:24 <bree> sorry
12:26 <Yesus> i didnt know u could get a fairly new model car for 9k
12:31 <Yesus> its a good deal
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12:38 <bree> maybe it has been in a crash
12:39 <bee_hornet> Ignoring Abuse.
12:42 <Bloody_iPad> well, the 4 key is above the 1
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12:57 <Yesus> my friend just bought a LED tv for nearly that much
13:20 <bree> ohh
13:21 <Yesus> take it for a test drive
13:23 <bree> its manual
13:32 <Yesus> give it a HOON test
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13:47 <Yesus> manual is shit
13:52 <bree> what is Hoon test
14:01 <Bloody_iPad> sif manual is shit
14:02 <bree> I cant drive manual. im stupid
14:09 <Bloody_iPad> you have to be shit not to drive a manual
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14:39 <Yesus> i like to have 1 hand free to feel my pasenger
14:39 <bree> o.o
14:45 <Bazza> bree, there's a good chance there's high levels of dried semen in that car
14:45 <Yesus> test her bits
14:53 <Bazza> the owners name is Heidi
14:56 <Bazza> she sounds like a whore
15:06 <bree> oh. I see. thanks
15:06 <bee_hornet> yeh I am going to kalifornia
15:06 <Bloody_iPad> http://www.carsales.com.au/all-cars/dealer/details.aspx?R=7654315&__sid=1267AA19EDC5&__Qpb=true&Cr=4&__Ns=pCar_RankSort_Int32|1||pCar_PriceSort_Decimal|1||pCar_Make_String|0||pCar_Model_String|0&keywords=&__N=1216%201246%201247%201252%201282%204294965322%204294965250%20903&seot=1&tsrc=allcarhome&__Nne=15&trecs=539&silo=1011
15:08 <Bloody_iPad> delicious
15:08 <Yesus> yea, check for cum stains
15:26 <Bloody_iPad> could get cheaper though
15:40 <Yesus> 16k$ for a 100k kms car
15:44 <Yesus> NO DEAL MATE
15:51 <bee_hornet> yew cum
16:07 <bree> i dont like its looks
16:12 <Bazza> http://www.carsales.com.au/new-cars/details.aspx?__Qpb=true&__Nne=15&Cr=5&R=459934&__Ns=p_NewPrice_Decimal%7C0%7C%7Cp_Make_String%7C0%7C%7Cp_Family_String%7C0%7C%7Cp_Badge_String%7C0%7C%7Cp_Series_String%7C0&keywords=&__N=2994+2951+4294953231&silo=1304&seot=1&trecs=6&__sid=1267AA234273
16:16 <Yesus> bee_hornet when u goin to move out of your mums basement
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16:24 <bee_hornet> soon
16:25 <Bazza> you're better off buying this for a few grand more bree
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16:53 <Yesus> marseratii is shit
16:57 <bree> thank you
17:01 <Yesus> other than the lively engine note
17:03 <baz> Yesus, oh
17:05 <Yesus> its got QC issues
17:07 <bee_hornet> i like swaring at mum
17:08 <baz> so if someone offered you one you would say no?
17:17 <Yesus> my dads boss got a Quattraporte
17:26 <Yesus> broke down 3 times in 2 mths
17:36 <Yesus> the leather sitching even came off
17:37 <Yesus> wtf
17:45 <baz> your dads boss probably doesn't know how to handle it
17:49 <baz> he probably fucked something up
17:56 <Yesus> if u wannaa spent that kind of money
17:58 <Yesus> go german
18:04 <bree> im poor
18:10 <Yesus> 300k get ur a very nice merc
18:26 <Yesus> get hte E class coupe E65 or somet shit
18:33 <bee_hornet> we all are brie
18:37 <bree> how old are you Yesus
18:39 <baz> boring
18:46 <Yesus> 23
18:53 <bee_hornet> 22
18:53 <Yesus> or 2010
18:54 <bree> ok
18:58 <Yesus> as people liek to thikn
19:06 <Yesus> bu ti look younger than my age suggest
19:34 <bree> i think there are a lot of elder ppl go to church
19:48 <bee_hornet> why would i miss out on free meals and free homestay with parents?
19:49 <Yesus> most churches r boring
20:03 <bee_hornet> i wake up whenever i feel like
20:03 <Yesus> st micheals not bad, the choirs decent
20:07 <bee_hornet> :p
20:18 <Yesus> i usually go for yumcha after mass
20:27 <bree> thanks. it starts at 10am . right?
20:33 <Pieter> I got the fucker
20:33 <bee_hornet> a pussy in bed would be bonus :/
20:37 <Pieter> + $320
20:40 <Yesus> yes till 11
20:40 <Pieter> + his stuff
20:44 <Pieter> woo me
20:45 <Pieter> im happy :)
20:49 <bree> just 1 hour?
20:51 <Pieter> time to have some of HIS stuff:)(
20:53 <Pieter> :))
21:00 <Yesus> yup
21:01 <baz> enough
21:03 <bree> what is yumcha?
21:15 <bee_hornet> asian buffets
21:18 <Yesus> bee_hornet r u saving up for a mail order bride
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21:24 <Yesus> from burma
21:38 <bee_hornet> burmies girls are lovely
21:39 <bree> k
21:51 <Bloody_iPad> I bought chinese food last night and left it at the door of the pub. The bouncer fucking ate it on me :/
21:54 <bee_hornet> I'd do dat!
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22:23 <Yesus> is it real chinese food?
22:26 <baz> why don't bouncers ever smile
22:27 <Yesus> or lemon chicken with rice?
22:40 <Bloody_iPad> cumin lamb fried rice
22:58 <Yesus> i just made lamb fried rice for lunch
23:02 <Bloody_iPad> and a spring onion cake
23:03 <Yesus> taste like shit
23:24 <bree> I can cook fried rice
23:41 <Yesus> u need overnight rice to make a god fried rice
23:50 <bree> right
24:00 <Yesus> and very hot pan
24:05 <Yesus> and fast hands
24:22 <baz> I like the rice Asians make
24:27 <bree> you can blend the raw eggs with overnight rice before cooking it
24:32 <baz> with nothing extra added
24:34 <baz> and no oil
24:40 <baz> just plain white fluffy rice
24:41 <baz> so nice
24:55 <baz> and no salt
25:01 <Yesus> asian kicthen they have very hot stove tops
25:03 <bree> no salt?
25:06 <Yesus> like 1000c
25:10 <baz> maybe they add a tiny bit of salt, but you can barely taste it
25:13 <Bloody_iPad> they've invented a way you can cook that without being asian now baz
25:19 <baz> haha Bloody_iPad
25:24 <Yesus> they flip their wok like a circus monkey
25:43 <Bloody_iPad> 1 cup rice, 1.5 cups water, bring to boil and simmer for 10 mins.
25:46 <Bloody_iPad> bu-di-full
25:48 <Yesus> is there anythign asians cant do these days?
26:00 <baz> my mum's Turkish so she oils her rice up real good
26:02 <Yesus> they make everythign we buy and they buy eveyrthign we make
26:07 <Yesus> daym asians
26:14 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> rice cookers do a good job if you rinse the rice and put the right amount of water in
26:23 <Pieter> damn i feel good now :))
26:32 <Bloody_iPad> huoguo
26:36 <bree> thats smart. we always using rice cooker
26:38 <baz> "here comes the fun cooker!" -Tracey Jordan
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27:21 <Yesus> shit i got a ton of work to finish
27:29 <Yesus> by 5pm
27:34 <baz> you better get on it
27:46 <bree> bye Yesus
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28:02 <Yesus> im doin it as i give my 2 cents on irc
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29:02 <Austin316> wb :)
29:12 <baz> seems like IRC is distracting you though
29:18 <baz> keeping you from meeting your deadline
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39:23 <Pieter> ok
39:27 <Pieter> im tired now
39:35 <Pieter> gonna go nod off in bed
39:35 <Pieter> bbl
39:48 <bree> night
40:30 Quit: bree ([email protected]) Quit: Have a nice weekend... kids
45:16 <Pieter> ay Longie
45:26 <Pieter> did you know whitetail bites/stings cause wetdreams?
45:41 <Pieter> and an insanely red leg if bitten on the foot?
45:47 <Pieter> :p
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50:09 <demon`> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2JFMd73AzQ&NR=1
51:33 <pervert> im flying
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54:24 <macosx> fuckin boredddd
54:29 <macosx> waiting for a package
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55:12 <macosx> http://fb.me/
55:25 <macosx> click it
55:38 <JessicaWatson> will it take me to a child porn site?
55:45 <demon`> lol probably
56:02 <macosx> ah no
56:09 <macosx> but thanks for asking
56:14 <macosx> click it anyway n find out
56:46 <macosx> it's just a quick way to get to facebook
56:48 <JessicaWatson> no child porn. no click
57:14 <macosx> hasnt rudd thrown a spanner in the works?
57:43 <macosx> with this filter.
57:44 <JessicaWatson> filter isn't here yet is it? not for another year
58:03 <macosx> o ok i dunno havent bothered to read about it
58:07 <JessicaWatson> i was looking at tube8 just last night
58:10 <macosx> he'll be out next elec anyway
58:40 <macosx> what is tube8?
00:25 <demon`> rudd's a chump
00:47 <demon`> he's doing "NetRuddy" Netnanny ruddstyle"
01:14 <macosx> faggot style
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11:22 <pervert> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob1k-aCFeDY
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15:50 <pervert> melbourne town
16:04 <pervert> I'm gonna have a , big shot!
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18:53 <procontinuation> Hmmmmmmm.
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21:13 <pervert> suckins
22:07 <macosx> fuck this nin video clip fo the cie age is goood
22:08 <macosx> ROFLLL
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24:43 <pervert> lol
24:52 <pervert> what do u mean
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30:17 <macosx> bang
30:21 <macosx> IE8 crash
30:26 <macosx> wicked stuff use windows
30:53 <demon`> mac?
30:57 <demon`> MAC??
31:01 <demon`> ISGAY
32:19 <macosx> fucking oath mate aye my 4 years of non stop use has proven to by a pain
32:27 <macosx> not
32:38 <Yesus> wasup N I G G E R S
32:41 <JessicaWatson> chicks love macs
32:50 <macosx> probz goes they work
32:52 <macosx> and guys dont work
32:55 <macosx> etc
33:06 <Yesus> big macs?
33:22 <macosx> they'll like iPads aswell
33:32 <Yesus> wats ipads?
33:54 <Bastard> apple's new menstrual pad
33:54 <macosx> a handheld pad for connecting to the net and stuff
34:04 <JessicaWatson> chicks wear them on their vaginas
34:07 <Yesus> wat for?
34:15 <JessicaWatson> so they don't stink as much
34:15 <Yesus> dont u got imacs for that
34:16 <Bastard> aka ipod touch for the visually impaired
34:27 <Yesus> macbooks even
34:34 <macosx> well if you can carry i around an imac
34:35 <macosx> sure
34:37 <macosx> be cool
34:38 <macosx> ?
34:45 <Yesus> yea apple is selling hype
34:53 <Yesus> only douches buy apple stuff
35:01 <macosx> they need an iDrug
35:04 <macosx> for people like you
35:10 <MatureMac> lolz
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35:45 <Yesus> a pill machine that keep churning out gear?
35:48 <Yesus> i buy that
35:50 <Yesus> or 10
36:00 <macosx> i reckon
36:11 <macosx> backyard labs
36:25 <macosx> do u really reckon they cook up gear with pineoclean?
36:43 <Yesus> yea
36:48 <macosx> lol
36:54 <macosx> nice
37:12 <macosx> drop some glass in it so it gets in to ya blood quciker
37:15 <macosx> rememebr that rumor?
37:29 <Yesus> yup
37:44 <Yesus> i bet there r peopel who do it
38:12 <macosx> people probz put crashed up mac componets in it too
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38:18 <macosx> crushed
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41:58 <macosx> berwick
42:10 <procontinuation> Heheheheheheh.
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08:52 <Student> Greetings Every One :)))
08:58 <Student> ummm
09:05 <Student> 68 nicks
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10:43 <Student> ummm
10:46 <Student> no1 talking in here
10:48 <Student> that is strang
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10:55 <Student> i mean strange
11:01 <demon`> it's aids
11:45 <Student> excuse me
11:52 <Student> who is aiding whom?
11:53 <Student> ummm
12:19 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> without all the attention whores, this place dies
12:27 <Student> lol
14:27 <|lippa|> Jesus Tittyfucking Christ!
14:48 <Student> hahaa
14:53 <Student> what was that all about?
15:11 <procontinuation> Hmmmmmmm.
15:12 <procontinuation> Mad.
15:43 <Bloody_iPad> lol, mastodon would have sucked at the bdo today
16:36 * LeMz is away *driving to Mildura*
16:36 <Bloody_iPad> got drinking with them until 4am last night :/
16:38 Nick: LeMz is now known as LeMz[a]
17:19 <Student> ummmm
17:45 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> drinking wouldnt affect their gig
18:43 <Bloody_iPad> No, but an insane hangover probably would
19:05 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> they play rock, there isnt much subtlety
19:14 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> id might affect a chamber orchestra
19:17 <Bloody_iPad> my mate helped carry brent down the stairs, was pretty lol
19:19 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> or jazz band
19:46 <Bloody_iPad> no subtlety eh?
20:03 <Student> ummm
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21:09 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> you think metal is something nobody can do? lol
21:23 <Bloody_iPad> what?
21:52 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> metal bands are hardly playing out of their skin on a live gig
22:38 <Student> ummm
23:36 Nick: Christina is now known as Christina[bbs]
23:59 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> just saying, a professional touring band who plays metal can be hungover/stoned/etc and still pull it off. had they been playing a difficulty form of music, perhaps not
24:21 <Bloody_iPad> I don't think that's true
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24:29 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> <Metalhead> NO WAY DUDE metal is the hardest most brutal only 10 people in the world can do it!!!!
24:29 <Bloody_iPad> it's about knowing your instrument
24:40 <Student> ummm
24:41 <Student> ummm
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24:50 <Student> what is EOF from client?
24:59 <Student> is it like clicking the x button the window?
25:21 <Student> Fennec_Fox: i have seen you here many times but that is all about it
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27:22 <Bloody_iPad> speaking of, good clip
27:22 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hey people
27:23 <Bloody_iPad> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6WGNd8QR-U
28:05 <Bloody_iPad> it's good to see a band having fun
30:17 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i smell nice
30:36 <mixy[a]> i smell like hot cross buns
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36:59 <Bloody_iPad> Fuck I hope work isn't busy tonight
37:03 <Bloody_iPad> had 4 hours sleep
37:20 <Bloody_iPad> someone inject my with a life giving elixr
37:20 <WiLd_TuRkeY> comes with the job
37:25 <Bloody_iPad> preferably blue in colour
37:49 <Student> ummmm
39:04 <WiLd_TuRkeY> The Aliens are Coming!
39:44 Nick: WiLd_TuRkeY is now known as Nitro
40:15 <Nitro> Whats in the BIg Brown BOX
40:24 <Nitro> times a ticking
40:50 * demon` unzips
40:53 <pervert> I know a mouse and he hasn't got a house, I don't know why I call him Gerald
40:54 <pervert> He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse
41:43 <Nitro> zippty zip
42:21 <Nitro> And they went zippty zip
42:46 <Nitro> can i feed the mouse to my pet snake
43:29 Nick: Nitro is now known as WiLd_TuRkeY
43:48 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u cruel bastard. u really are cruel
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44:45 <WiLd_TuRkeY> bitches
44:48 <katatonic_kate> bitches!
44:55 Nick: mixy[a] is now known as mixy
45:05 * WiLd_TuRkeY retreats to his corner
45:47 <demon`> KATE~!
45:59 * demon` steals all kates nudes
46:57 <pervert> KATE MATE
46:59 <pervert> bitches!
49:29 <katatonic_kate> !
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50:21 <WiLd_TuRkeY> get my dinner bitvh
50:31 * WiLd_TuRkeY slaps himself
50:37 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i want to be a actor
50:46 <WiLd_TuRkeY> where i can act out my fantascies
51:02 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hahaha probably dont need to
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52:14 * pervert purrs
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53:45 <ShaneWatson> hi all
55:50 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hello
57:16 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the moon will be bigger this weekend
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59:27 <katatonic_kate> blue moon!
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01:07 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> np: Gerald Wilson Orchestra - Blues on Belle Isle.mp3
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01:34 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Kate seeing as u prefer bacon to prosciutto....
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01:43 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> does that mean u prefer James Morrison to proper jazzers?
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03:28 <procontinuation> Hmmmmmmmm.
03:31 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> MAD
03:32 <procontinuation> Egh.
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03:38 <procontinuation> Indeed.
03:44 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> more mad less Hmmmmmm
03:52 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> wasnt that your new years resolution?
04:10 <procontinuation> It wasn't mine.
04:18 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> how u going with that engineering course
04:35 <procontinuation> I think you probably have the wrong guy.
04:47 <procontinuation> I'm not doing an engineering course right now.
05:22 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> oh, whoops
07:20 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> this chan needs an injection of channel whores
08:20 <pervert> http://i46.tinypic.com/153wth4.png
10:24 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
10:47 <demon`> speaking of channel whores
10:50 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@180.98.4D7621.9E0A79
10:51 <demon`> HI Daniel
12:50 <WiLd_TuRkeY> call the fun police
13:37 <pervert> http://www.fat-pie.com/whoreO.swf
13:42 <procontinuation> Heh.
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14:23 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
14:26 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :p
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14:53 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> Von_Smallhausen, u from rochedale?
15:05 <demon`> AMAZINGGG
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15:44 <Von_Smallhausen> I from Cuba mang
15:49 <Von_Smallhausen> wah chu think ?
15:58 <Von_Smallhausen> i some chivato from rochedale?
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16:56 <demon`> i think you're the by-product of an anonymous liason in a public toilet.
17:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i like a good news story
17:01 <demon`> but
17:09 <demon`> dont let that stop you being cuban
17:13 <demon`> and typing mang
17:40 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> si senorita
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18:53 <Von_Smallhausen> demon` chu got some ballz mang
18:54 <WiLd_TuRkeY> !pong
19:05 <Von_Smallhausen> chu here to watch my back
19:07 <Von_Smallhausen> so watch it!
19:26 <Just_Me> hi all
19:26 <WiLd_TuRkeY> here to watch or scratch?
19:31 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hello Just_Me
19:33 <demon`> http://xkcd.com/630/'
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19:51 <WiLd_TuRkeY> cherie, cherie baby
20:56 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> http://www.youprice.com.au/products/TI_89_GRAPHING_CALC_TITANIUM_TI_89-396229-0.html
20:59 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> fucking 349
21:03 <Just_Me> anyone interesting in here?
21:11 <mixy> is there ever?
21:14 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer there name is chanop
21:36 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> people start to talk when bron and sandraa arive
21:39 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> arrive
21:47 <WiLd_TuRkeY> they are the life of the party
21:59 <Just_Me> occassionally there is
22:04 <mixy> more like that's when the trolls really come out from under the bridge
22:07 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> yes! all the trendy dudes cheer bron on at the pool party
22:12 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> and the geekier guys love sandraa
22:20 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
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22:31 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Go Bron, GO Sandra
22:37 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> WHERE IS BRONDA
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22:53 <sandraa> hey ppl
22:53 <Von_Smallhausen> lol
22:57 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hello sandraa
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23:00 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> brondraa!
23:02 <Von_Smallhausen> der she is
23:03 <sandraa> hello WiLd_TuRkeY
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23:08 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> u gone to doctor yet?
23:10 <Von_Smallhausen> dey talking about chu sandraa
23:11 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon eat shit
23:13 <sandraa> lol
23:18 <sandraa> yes i have
23:18 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa chu miss me?
23:22 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen no
23:31 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> what did he say?
23:33 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa how many cocks chu suck dis week?
23:36 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> "hmmmm, you're a BAD BAD SERB"
23:43 <Von_Smallhausen> ball park figure
23:50 <Von_Smallhausen> take a stab sandraa
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24:10 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa's tonsillitis stunted her growth
24:12 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> so shes a midget!
24:17 <sandraa> =/
24:20 <Von_Smallhausen> fat too
24:25 <Von_Smallhausen> small fat and a cocksucker
24:28 <Von_Smallhausen> baby chu all mine
24:31 <sandraa> =]
24:37 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen eat shit
24:38 <sandraa> and die
24:39 <sandraa> lol
24:41 <Von_Smallhausen> i'm the opposite
24:42 <sandraa> :)
24:44 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa, infection? inflammation?
24:46 <Von_Smallhausen> tall skinny and handsome
24:47 <Von_Smallhausen> lol
24:51 <Von_Smallhausen> chu like dat?
24:51 <sandraa> infection
25:06 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen fuck no i dont like guys with rank faces
25:07 <sandraa> :)
25:11 <Von_Smallhausen> rank?
25:11 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> BAD sandy. how can u be the channel babe with pus coming out your throat
25:13 <Von_Smallhausen> eyyyy
25:19 <Von_Smallhausen> dis kisser is good
25:22 <Von_Smallhausen> let me tell chu
25:23 <sandraa> rank = off, fucked up, ugly
25:41 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon its pretty much gone
25:45 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa chu talking shit
25:46 <ShaneWatson> im back!!! :D
25:48 <sandraa> i need to go take a tablet brb
25:49 <Von_Smallhausen> as per usual
26:00 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa chu didn't answer my question
26:07 <ShaneWatson> sandraa
26:10 <ShaneWatson> chu are sexy
26:10 <ShaneWatson> :D
26:13 <ShaneWatson> i mean
26:15 <ShaneWatson> hello :P
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26:52 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen what?
27:03 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa how many cocks chu suck dis week?
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27:12 <Von_Smallhausen> ball park figure
27:20 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> 320
27:22 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon its pretty much already gone but it sucks i still have to take the tablets
27:26 <Von_Smallhausen> let da girl speak
27:28 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> how was it already gone?
27:35 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> it got better on its own?
27:53 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> antibiotics are fucked, gives u a sore gut
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28:02 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon yeah bad
28:02 <Von_Smallhausen> chu fit a cock in wit your usually hamburger sandraa?
28:11 <Von_Smallhausen> i think chu got room
28:36 <sandraa> its still there but like its already better it doesnt hurt i can feel it but just a lil bit
28:42 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa i heard your sister is a minger dat true?
28:46 <Von_Smallhausen> flat nose etc
28:50 <Von_Smallhausen> break it down
28:55 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> depends on the strength of the antibiotics.. 4 times a day of 500mg will make u better overnight
28:56 <Von_Smallhausen> wah chu think?
29:01 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen i heard ur a cocksucker
29:14 <Von_Smallhausen> funny sandraa i heard dat about chu too
29:24 * Just_Me is bored
29:29 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> pharmacists have easy jobs, no stress
29:37 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa chu want a happy meal?
29:38 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> $50,000 a year for 40 hours
29:45 <Von_Smallhausen> for a quicky
30:02 <sandraa> damn they get good money
30:13 <pervert> its so wet
30:20 <Pieter> damnit
30:28 <Pieter> i cant find my damn pain killers
30:28 <Pieter> :/
30:30 <pervert> touch me
30:36 * demon` unzips
30:43 <pervert> oh ye fuck yrr
30:48 <sandraa> damn my fucking hair
30:58 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa what wrong hun?
31:04 <Von_Smallhausen> chu get a load of cum in it again?
31:16 <Von_Smallhausen> chu gotta duck, remember dat baby
31:28 <pervert> should have swallowed
31:28 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> sandraa if u were a dental assistant would u wanna stab the patients?
31:35 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> No previous experience required as full training will be provided
31:41 <demon`> damnit
32:18 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> massage and nailpolish chicks all look angry too
32:24 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> like theyre going to chuck a wobbly
32:28 <sandraa> PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon why would i wanna stab them?
32:45 <sandraa> lol
32:53 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> cos theyre lame humans
33:04 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> theyre like a worm, wriggling in the chair
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34:01 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa
34:05 <Von_Smallhausen> how was work today hun?
34:16 <sandraa> i didnt have work
34:17 <sandraa> lol
34:24 <sandraa> told u im not getting shifts
34:27 <Von_Smallhausen> so wah chu do?
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34:37 <Von_Smallhausen> chu didn't tell me dat
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35:04 <sandraa> i got more shifts next week
35:20 <Von_Smallhausen> chu suck anything today?
35:24 <pervert> sandraa what are you wearing
35:24 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen no
35:36 <sandraa> pervert clothes =/ like a normal person
35:41 <pervert> sweet
35:44 <pervert> same
35:44 <Von_Smallhausen> +size clothes
35:52 <Von_Smallhausen> she special
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36:17 <demon`> you know
36:22 <demon`> technically
36:26 <pervert> sandra whats the modulus of 3 + 4i ?
36:41 <demon`> if i force parted you from melbourne Von_Smallhausen, you'd be in electronic limbo
36:58 <Von_Smallhausen> demon`
37:02 <Von_Smallhausen> chu wanna go to war?????
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37:18 <demon`> yup yup
37:20 <Von_Smallhausen> mind your business
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37:25 <demon`> ...
37:26 <EvilTemptress> lol
37:29 <demon`> you offer
37:31 <sandraa> lol
37:32 <Von_Smallhausen> demon` chu got some ballz mang
37:35 <Von_Smallhausen> let me tell chu dat
37:40 <sandraa> lmao
37:43 <demon`> yet refuse to fulfil my warring needs
37:50 * Von_Smallhausen whacks demon` up across da head
37:58 * demon` is amused
38:05 * EvilTemptress has 50 on demon`
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38:07 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h myth
38:08 <Von_Smallhausen> demon` do chu like men?
38:27 <demon`> in which context?
38:38 <Von_Smallhausen> demon` are chu a homosexual???
38:56 * EvilTemptress would like to think not
39:06 <demon`> negative
39:16 <demon`> but, thanks for your concern :D
39:20 <Von_Smallhausen> demon` do chu like to dress up as a woman?????
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39:42 <demon`> wow, you've got some deepseated issues
39:52 <Von_Smallhausen> answer the fucking question
39:52 <demon`> freud would have a field day with you
39:55 <EvilTemptress> he likes to dress me up with his pearl necklaces
40:01 <Von_Smallhausen> demon`
40:09 <Von_Smallhausen> chu a real chazzer
40:13 <demon`> mang
40:14 <Von_Smallhausen> chu know what dat is?
40:21 <Von_Smallhausen> dats the yiddish word for pig
40:29 <demon`> you're cuban
40:33 <Von_Smallhausen> chu a pig who don't fly straight
40:38 <demon`> but you speak pidgin yiddish?
41:16 <pervert> i am the piper
42:17 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa
42:21 <sandraa> what
42:22 <Von_Smallhausen> i was talking to chu
42:34 <sandraa> lol wtf is yiddish?
42:56 <pervert> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAmxepMxRaY&feature=channel
42:57 <Von_Smallhausen> before dis chivato interrupted
43:14 <Von_Smallhausen> Jews Speak Yiddish
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43:52 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen what were u talking 2 me about
43:54 <sandraa> ?
43:54 <pervert> i just wanna get sucked off
44:13 <pervert> i know a mouse and he hasnt got a house, i don't know why i call him gerald!
44:23 <pervert> he's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse!!!!!
44:24 <Von_Smallhausen> chu didn't answer me
44:28 <Von_Smallhausen> before
44:33 <Von_Smallhausen> i worried
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45:05 * pervert hugs Nikky`
45:17 <pervert> meowww
45:21 <pervert> +_+
45:35 <Nikky`> Hey pervert :o)
45:43 * ShaneWatson slaps Nikky` around a bit with a large trout
45:47 <pervert> high
45:55 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa
46:00 <Von_Smallhausen> does your sister talk about me?
46:01 <sandraa> what
46:05 <Von_Smallhausen> what?
46:06 <Von_Smallhausen> dats rude
46:07 <Nikky`> Thanks ShaneWatson, needed that
46:13 <sandraa> Von_Smallhausen no she doesnt
46:19 <sandraa> y would she talk about u ?
46:20 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa aww
46:43 <Von_Smallhausen> sandraa chu think chu know everything
46:49 <sandraa> i do
46:50 <sandraa> :)
46:50 <Von_Smallhausen> let me tell chu something
46:54 <sandraa> i do
46:58 <sandraa> :)
47:01 <Von_Smallhausen> i didn't start dis life 10 minutes ago
47:13 <sandraa> and?
47:14 <Von_Smallhausen> chu telling me lies
47:21 <sandraa> lol about what
47:22 <sandraa> ?
47:31 <Von_Smallhausen> chu know what
47:49 <Von_Smallhausen> chu aren't being truthfull wit me
47:50 <sandraa> dude she doesnt talk about u, y would we have convos about ppl on irc thats fucking lame sif we give a shit
48:02 <Von_Smallhausen> fuck hurr
48:07 <Von_Smallhausen> i aint talkin about hurr
48:44 <sandraa> then ?
48:48 <Von_Smallhausen> i got shit to do
48:52 <Von_Smallhausen> bbl
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48:59 <sandraa> =/
49:12 <ShaneWatson> cyas!
49:27 <sandraa> now everyone is quiet
50:05 <alch3my> oh
50:08 <alch3my> what did you do sandraa
51:50 <edhardy81> sandraa
51:58 <edhardy81> sandraa
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53:15 <sandraa> lol
53:17 <sandraa> :)
53:21 <sandraa> i killed everyone
53:22 <sandraa> :)
53:46 <edhardy81> jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
54:00 <alch3my> what
54:31 <alch3my> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f34_1264586856 Cats - are - bad
54:47 <sandraa> =/
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59:36 * Christina stabs sandraa
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02:10 <alch3my> fight fight fight fight.
02:17 * alch3my squirts a bottle of oil
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02:44 <Christina> lol, someone told me i remind them of her today. as in after seeing a pic
02:45 <Christina> :|
02:45 <Christina> Apparently I look serb
06:29 <sandraa> lol
06:34 <sandraa> :) Christina serbs r hot
06:37 <sandraa> so thats good
06:38 <sandraa> :)
06:39 <sandraa> breow
06:47 * mikey cant wait for dinner
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07:10 <sandraa> mikey whatcha having?
07:20 <mikey> lamb cutlets and salad :)
07:26 <Just_Me> yum
07:33 <sandraa> mikey nicee
07:39 <Just_Me> they are no good to me, i inhale lamb
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07:44 <sandraa> can i much on some salad
07:52 <sandraa> ur salad
07:55 <sandraa> lol
07:57 <mikey> i hate to blow my own trumpet, but i cook the best fucking lamb cutlets, ever.
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08:28 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Cyrax
08:30 <mikey> so expensive though :(
08:32 <mikey> Wayne :)
08:36 <Cyrax> mikey
08:44 <mikey> sup
09:08 <Cyrax> not alot being slack
09:18 <mikey> thats ok, its the weekend!
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10:08 <Cyrax> not 4 me i work :P
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16:05 <mikey> i work too silly
16:11 <mikey> just not weekends :P
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19:49 <|lippa|> wel
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21:53 <ShaneWatson> im back!
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26:29 <Fred-Bear> anyone seen bronwyn? my ex?
26:42 <Fred-Bear> omg, lil sandraa is here
26:51 * Fred-Bear makes sandraa a roll
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29:26 <mikey> yay oven is on
29:31 * mikey cant wait for his chops!
29:35 <mikey> cutlets.
29:38 <mikey> whaever theyre called.
29:46 <ShaneWatson> homo-chops
29:47 <ShaneWatson> lol
29:52 <ShaneWatson> lololol
29:56 <ShaneWatson> fagchops?
30:01 <ShaneWatson> cutlets?
30:05 <ShaneWatson> lamb rack?
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32:10 <TheWJM> fagchops!?!?! another word for ShaneWatson burgers ?
32:31 <bLaCk_XS> lol
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33:04 <Fred-Bear> TheWJM how are you
33:11 <TheWJM> just swell thanks, u?
33:35 <Fred-Bear> im ok
33:42 <Fred-Bear> seen br0n online?
34:21 <TheWJM> no, and if you can't get over talking about her in this room, I will have to remove you.. :)
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36:34 Nick: ShaneWatson is now known as BINDI`irwin
36:46 <Fred-Bear> awwww
36:58 <Fred-Bear> :( i love her man, thats mean
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38:57 Nick: BINDI`irwin is now known as ShaneWatson
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41:23 <bluetrain> I really need to remember my password better
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41:50 Mode: (by ChanOP) +h myth
41:56 <bluetrain> hello myth
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43:12 <bluetrain> It's only half as cold as it used to be
43:25 <bluetrain> ...> sends cool breezes to Australia
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43:41 <procontinuation> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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44:18 <Bazza> J. D. Salinger died
44:23 <bluetrain> yes he did
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45:07 <bluetrain> our display designer at the library placed his books and a brief paper about him up for the public
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48:19 <bluetrain> sigh my stomach can stop growling any time now
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55:16 <bluetrain> hmmm
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56:23 <bluetrain> green and blue waves
56:36 <bluetrain> across a white screen
56:44 <bluetrain> then silence
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57:49 <Sausages> i got my cock pierced today
58:03 <bluetrain> oh... how did you have it done?
58:21 <Sausages> with a needle
58:37 <bluetrain> I'm more wondering...
58:44 <bluetrain> the type of piercing.
59:10 <bluetrain> not sure I can handle the details of the process... as I get sympathy pain.
59:25 <Sausages> it goes from base of the head and comes out the hole
59:48 <bluetrain> oh
01:00 <bluetrain> I'm now looking up about cock piercings
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02:03 <bluetrain> how long did yours take?
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03:07 <Sausages> 15mins
03:32 <Sausages> when i pee is sprays now
03:35 <Sausages> so i have to squat
03:50 <bluetrain> ah... how long do you have to abstain?
03:58 <Sausages> 6 weeks
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06:24 <Pieter> still cant find my damn pain killers :(
07:06 <bluetrain> oh sorry to hear that Pieter
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08:59 <bluetrain> blah was looking things up on about.com Sausages... but it seemed to freeze up
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09:18 <WiLd_TuRkeY> just got headbutted and robbed half a slab of beer while walking home from the shops
09:31 <WiLd_TuRkeY> had a bloodnose
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09:49 <WiLd_TuRkeY> got threatend if i report to police i know where u live
10:26 <Daniel> Don't forget to read the rules: http://www.melbournechat.com.au/ - Read and follow or be banned
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10:51 <Pieter> not good WiLd_TuRkeY
10:59 <Pieter> it was opposite for me today
11:00 <Melanie> <Fennec_Fox> got any tits?
11:01 <Melanie> ???
11:06 <Pieter> well, some fucker ripped me off on victoria st
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11:13 <Bigboyinvic> hi Melanie
11:15 <Pieter> went back down, followed him down the alley
11:16 <River> hmmm
11:18 <Pieter> beat the fuck out of him
11:25 <Pieter> took his $320 and his stuff he had on him
11:27 <River> is that a way of asking how old you are niw
11:29 <River> now?
11:41 <Pieter> i hate being ripped off
11:42 <Pieter> :/
12:17 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol
12:22 <WiLd_TuRkeY> same :(
12:23 <bluetrain> River...
12:30 <River> bluetrain how are you
12:37 <bluetrain> I'm fine and yourself?
12:49 <Pieter> jesus
12:49 <River> yeah good good :)
12:52 <Pieter> gotta mop the floor again
12:53 <River> what you been up to
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13:00 <Pieter> get this damn blood off the kitchen and bathroom floor
13:05 <River> Pieter: I told you you need to use the toilet
13:20 <bluetrain> to be honest
13:30 <bluetrain> I was looking up information on male body piercings
13:50 <bluetrain> not that I'm thinking of getting any...
13:57 <River> bluetrain sounds exciting lol
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14:15 <bluetrain> If I were to get some... now that would be a bit too exciting.
14:28 <River> lol
14:35 <River> you dont want MALE piercings do you
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14:50 <sandraa> bluetrain where would u want piercings?
15:05 <bluetrain> Well, considering...
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15:26 <procontinuation> Hmmmmmmmmm.
15:26 <procontinuation> Mad.
15:27 <bluetrain> no sandraa... someone else got the piercings I was just trying to find a visual to get an idea
15:29 <procontinuation> Mad.
15:41 <sandraa> oo kk
15:44 <procontinuation> Hmmmmmm.
15:45 * bluetrain sings It's a mad world...
16:02 <sandraa> piercings on men doesnt look so good unless it on the eyebrow or in one ear
16:18 <bluetrain> sandraa these were genital piercings
16:24 <River> sandraa depends on what is pierced
16:32 <sandraa> bluetrain of fuck taht
16:36 <River> bluetrain I thought youd given up on mens genitals lol
16:40 <sandraa> that*
17:00 <bluetrain> River... how do you figure?
17:10 <River> bluetrain I was teasing you
17:16 <bluetrain> as I you
17:23 <River> :P
17:29 * River huggles bluetrain
17:32 <bluetrain> don't stick that out if you aren't going to use it
17:47 <River> IF you were here I'd be able to use it
17:51 * bluetrain thanks River for the hug.
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18:31 <bluetrain> not if I had male genital piercings... you have to abstain for a certain length of time, and then be careful for until it heals all the way
18:37 <procontinuation> Hmmmmmmm.
19:08 <River> bluetrain good thing you are not male then lol
19:09 <Fred-Bear> sandraa :D
19:25 <sandraa> Fred-Bear :D
19:28 <bluetrain> <-- a boy without a doodle
19:28 * Fred-Bear makes sandraa a big mac, 'her favorite'
19:33 <River> lol
19:42 * Bigboyinvic slaps Melanie around a bit with a large trout
19:42 * sandraa throws it away
19:46 <River> Fred-Bear havent you learnt your lesson yet
19:50 <bluetrain> sorry just one of my favourite Blackadder episodes
19:53 <procontinuation> Anybody have any idea to boot an ISO off a USB pen drive?
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20:26 <River> lol
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20:51 <bluetrain> kibblz and bits
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21:05 * Fred-Bear is mad cause sandraa chucked the burger he made her special :(
21:20 <bluetrain> I thought sandraa was vegan?
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21:50 <River> hmm I dont know about that bluetrain
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24:46 <dudley> hi bunch of friends
24:56 <River> Dud-ley
24:57 <dudley> who i respect
25:17 <dudley> hi River you handsome male
25:18 <sandraa> me vegan never
25:20 <bluetrain> Oh Dudley
25:28 <dudley> hi sandraa pretty female
25:30 <sandraa> Fred-Bear nah coz im dieting
25:31 <sandraa> lol
25:32 <sandraa> hehe
25:34 <sandraa> heyy dudley
25:36 <Fred-Bear> sandraa ohhh
25:43 <dudley> hi Fred-Bear
25:44 <bluetrain> sandraa ah...
25:47 * Fred-Bear asks if sandraa is still angry with him
25:48 <dudley> hi BlackDevil
25:50 <bluetrain> thanks for clearing that up
25:52 <dudley> bluetrain
25:55 <dudley> black|away
25:59 <River> dudley you are in a good mood tonight
25:59 <Sausages> chicks diets last to mid week
26:03 <bluetrain> dudley not sure we have met, my name is Monica
26:04 <Sausages> then they back on kfc
26:12 <dudley> thanks for noticing river,
26:23 <River> dudley you get laid :P lol
26:23 <sandraa> Sausages its the thought that counts lmfao
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26:35 <dudley> River nope
26:38 <sandraa> Fred-Bear nah im not
26:39 <bluetrain> Actually I haven't dieted in ages
26:47 <dudley> i'm a one female man River
26:49 <River> bluetrain thats cause you dont need to silly
26:56 <River> dudley ooo do tell
27:03 * dudley blushes
27:20 <bluetrain> though I tend to only do ones that have either a set time limit because it has a specific purpose
27:28 <River> aww how cute hes gone all shy
27:41 <River> bluetrain you dont need to diet, you are perfect as you are
27:51 <bluetrain> or do things that are life style changes... working on adding "essential foods"... or foods your body digests well
27:54 <sandraa> aww how cutee
27:54 <sandraa> lol
28:01 <bluetrain> River, it's not about looks for me.. it's about health
28:04 <bluetrain> I get headaches
28:07 <sandraa> <River> bluetrain you dont need to diet, you are perfect as you are << gay guys amaze me
28:08 <sandraa> lol
28:11 <River> bluetrain yeah I understand that
28:20 <bluetrain> sandraa why would that be gay?
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28:33 <River> hia bRunettebaRbie`
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28:34 <Pieter> haha @ malcolm in the middle
29:00 <sandraa> lol
29:01 <River> bluetrain I think you confused sandraa lol
29:02 <sandraa> oo shit
29:03 <sandraa> :P
29:04 <sandraa> lmfao
29:07 <sandraa> i got confused
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29:08 Kick: sandraa was kicked by donut.wa.us.austnet.org (Channel flood triggered (limit is 5 lines in 8 secs))
29:09 <bRunettebaRbie`> lolll hi :D
29:12 <dudley> oh
29:17 <River> oh bugger h
29:19 <bluetrain> know many males named Monica, sandraa?
29:25 <River> too late
29:28 <River> shes gone lol
29:30 <bluetrain> oops
29:31 <River> she'll be back
29:32 <dudley> but i wanted to type something to sandraa about how pretty she is
29:39 <bluetrain> she talked too little too fast
29:48 <River> sandraa is a cutie but way too young dudley
29:54 <dudley> oh ok
29:59 <River> shes only 18
30:03 <dudley> nice
30:07 <dudley> i'm 24
30:18 <River> she is hot for a serb though lol
30:19 * bluetrain moves away from dudley
30:38 <dudley> i'm pretty old hey
30:54 * Fred-Bear gets oput a chair for sandraa to sit on and so she can hang out with everyone in the channel n feel cool n be included
30:56 <bluetrain> actually... it was more the other direction
31:08 <bluetrain> Fred-Bear, when she gets back right?
31:14 <River> bluetrain and I are older dudley lol
31:22 <River> we are maybe ancient compared to you
31:22 <dudley> can't we still be top pals bluetrain ? who occasionally make love ?
31:27 <bluetrain> Notice how nicely River put that
31:36 <River> lol
31:39 <bluetrain> dudley, I don't have sex outside of wedlock.
31:43 <Fred-Bear> bluetrain im anticipating she will be back soon, shes such a lil coolie
31:49 <River> shes serious too
31:51 <dudley> bluetrain are you some form of religious ?
31:55 <dudley> you are part of a cult ?
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32:17 <dudley> nvm i wont go into it anymore
32:17 <bluetrain> well, some people have been known to worship me, but no, I am not some form of religious
32:31 <dudley> it was rude of me to even bring it up and i'm sorry
32:37 <bluetrain> I just would prefer to keep my sanity in tact.
32:46 <bluetrain> It's okay dudley... I'm not offended.
32:53 * dudley sparks up a winnie gold
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33:07 <River> dudley blue train is gorgeous so you better be nice if you want half a chance :P
33:24 <Just_Me> did sausage really get his cock pierced?
33:27 <dudley> yeah i bet she is
33:36 <bluetrain> Now I'm hungry for a Casaer salad and I don't each Anchovys
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33:39 <bluetrain> on mine
33:44 <dudley> one pal of mine has his nipple pieced
33:47 <bluetrain> Just_Me, he said he did...
33:54 <bluetrain> I don't have reason to doubt him.
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34:26 <Just_Me> if it's a good one the chicks are gonna love him if it's a bad one they will hate him hahaha
34:43 <bluetrain> How do you know the difference?
34:50 <bluetrain> I was trying to look up about them
35:17 <thorn> bluetrain you know there is anchovies in the ceasare dressing
35:25 <River> Id doubt everyone on IRC
35:35 <bluetrain> I know, but I don't tend to have the actual fish on the salad as well
35:46 <River> hmm
35:54 <River> I just dont like little salty things in general
35:54 <bluetrain> I don't mind it in the dressing... that's why Anchovy's appearance reminded me of the salad
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37:28 <Sausages> who here has a VE?
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37:47 <River> nope
37:52 <River> I have a mazda
37:54 <Sausages> lol
37:56 <Sausages> gay
38:01 <dudley> i drove a mazda 323 today
38:02 <Sausages> what kinda mazda
38:16 <River> 626
38:19 <River> GF series
38:28 <Sausages> im lookin at VE SV6's
38:50 <River> ok night night ppls
38:58 <dudley> night,
39:02 <dudley> have fun sir
39:08 <River> ok night night pplsi will my friend
39:11 <River> take care
39:13 <River> ermm
39:17 <River> stupid script
39:26 <bluetrain> bad script no biscuit
39:33 * River kills remotes
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39:39 <River> take care all
39:43 <River> nighty night
39:43 <bluetrain> bye River
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41:22 <Pieter> i found em
41:25 <Pieter> they fell under the fridge
41:30 Quit: fkThis-M ([email protected]) Quit:
41:32 <Pieter> damn cat no doubt knocked em under it
43:10 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :(
43:25 <WiLd_TuRkeY> what makes one right, what makes one wrong
44:12 <WiLd_TuRkeY> damn cat :p
44:14 <macosx> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usAG4mc94FA
45:26 <procontinuation> Hmmmmm.
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49:47 <dudley> oh
51:21 <whatever8> can someone tell me when another wicket falls???
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53:09 <whatever8> don'y all speak at once
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54:20 <Anchovy> hi
54:45 <Anchovy> seen bee hornet
54:55 <Anchovy> lol
55:01 <whatever8> i've seen the green hornet
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55:09 <Anchovy> bruce lee
55:25 <Anchovy> yeaw
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57:09 <whatever8> money for nothin' and your cheques for free
57:56 <Von_Smallhausen> Sausages
57:59 <Von_Smallhausen> chu wanna job?
58:04 <Sausages> no
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58:11 <whatever8> bratwurst
59:19 <whatever8> chirizo
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01:30 <whatever8> damn still 4 for, c'mon aussies what are you doing
01:31 <Von_Smallhausen> OktoborChc are chu a mang?
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03:44 Quit: DuLcE`ObSeS|oN ([email protected]) Quit: ...:: CHARRUA ::...
04:08 <whatever8> i use pro-active
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06:43 <OktoborChc> Von: are u a dickhead
06:53 <whatever8> yes he is
06:54 <Whatsurfantasy> morning all
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07:06 <OktoborChc> whatever: wasn't askin u but thanku
07:06 <Pieter> fully
08:11 <whatever8> i don't know him but he sounds like a dickhead
08:22 <Sausages> OktoborChc are you german?
08:42 <OktoborChc> whatever: I know
08:48 <OktoborChc> Sausages: are u catholic
08:52 <Sausages> yes
08:58 <Von_Smallhausen> OktoborChc chu fucked up hun
09:06 <Von_Smallhausen> at 3 sharp
09:06 <OktoborChc> Von: speak for urself
09:17 <Sausages> OktoborChc so you got the stuff?
09:23 <Von_Smallhausen> chu were caught sucking a cock
09:24 <OktoborChc> Von: don't call me hun u fuk wit
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09:30 <Sausages> lol
09:36 <Sausages> lady manners pls
09:37 <whatever8> nice
09:40 <Sausages> i scared
09:44 <procontinuation> Hmmmmmm.
09:49 <Von_Smallhausen> haha
09:54 <mikey> heh
09:58 <Von_Smallhausen> OktoborChc is a ganger muttley
10:08 <mikey> Von_Smallhausen, enough
10:08 <whatever8> hmmmmm, the last refuge of the moron
10:16 <Von_Smallhausen> mikey is she your friend?
10:23 <mikey> no.
10:25 <Sausages> mikey like men
10:30 <Von_Smallhausen> oooo
10:46 <Sausages> he like us
10:59 <Von_Smallhausen> mikey do chu like to dress up as a woman?????
11:13 <mikey> i like men, not women
11:16 <whatever8> dude looks like a lady???
11:19 <mikey> why would i dress up as one?
11:27 <Von_Smallhausen> uh oh
11:30 <mikey> and what is 'chu' ?
11:43 <Von_Smallhausen> i fucked up
11:46 <whatever8> a charcter off pokemon
11:50 <Von_Smallhausen> @ 9:11
11:51 * Sausages phones
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12:12 <Sausages> MelbGreek
12:13 <Sausages> uh oh
12:27 Nick: CaRtS is now known as Carts-afk
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13:09 Nick: bee_hornet is now known as Anchovy
13:12 <Anchovy> lol
13:58 <Von_Smallhausen> OktoborChc da gig is up
14:04 <Von_Smallhausen> chu a mang
14:36 <Von_Smallhausen> chu 50 years old chu got a bag for a belly chu got tits dey got hair on dem
14:41 <macosx> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usAG4mc94FA
15:01 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@8ab66c91.optusnet.com.au
15:01 Kick: Von_Smallhausen was kicked by ChanOP ((mikey) chu need to stop baiting people. thanks.)
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15:08 <OktoborChc> I love this attention
15:13 <SellYourBoxOnEbay> tits?
15:15 * OktoborChc wheeps
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15:23 Kick: SellYourBoxOnEbay was kicked by ChanOP ((mikey) Take that to a sex channel)
15:26 <Anchovy> boobies )P
15:28 <whatever8> where??
15:46 <Anchovy> on my face
16:02 <pervert> fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
16:41 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i love my parents
16:52 <mikey> what did they buy you?
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17:05 <Anchovy> me too
17:55 <pervert> been skating away
17:59 <macosx> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usAG4mc94FA
18:03 <macosx> save the world
18:19 <macosx> on ice
18:53 <Anchovy> hmm
19:02 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hmm
19:04 <macosx> it's your family
19:22 <WiLd_TuRkeY> mikey they didnt buy me anything apart from love
19:29 <mikey> aw
19:29 <mikey> :)
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22:12 <whatever8> all you need is love]
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23:25 <whatever8> it's easy
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27:45 * defunct burps
28:00 <kibblz> do post offices open on saturdays
28:12 <kibblz> fucking had to get my postal item today didnt i
29:08 <mikey> they open 9-12.30 here
29:11 <mikey> on sat..
29:35 <kibblz> wheres here
29:46 <kibblz> fuck 12.30 ;/
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30:07 <mikey> goldcoast :/
30:16 <kibblz> ahh crap ur not even in melb.
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30:41 <WiLd_TuRkeY> tone it down
30:51 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :p
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31:11 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i should get self defence classes
31:19 <mikey> i only know because i have a parcel to collect tomorrow morning
31:22 <kibblz> yep its open till 12 the one near me
31:24 <mikey> and a money order to cash in :D
31:29 <mikey> sweet :)
31:35 <kibblz> lol yeah i got a parcel aswell
31:36 <kibblz> to collect
31:42 <kibblz> i should got it today but i checked the mail too late.
31:54 <mikey> do you know what yours is?
32:25 <kibblz> yes
32:33 <mikey> no suprise then :(
32:37 <kibblz> lol
32:39 <Pieter> damn
32:40 <kibblz> im still excited.
32:45 <Pieter> still got a mudcake in the fridge from tuesday
32:45 <mikey> mine is my passport, yay
32:51 <kibblz> boring
32:57 <mikey> no it isnt
33:02 <mikey> it means i can go on holiday!
33:08 <mikey> one step closer
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34:20 <WiLd_TuRkeY> a holiday for the whole family would be nice
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36:06 <WiLd_TuRkeY> heresss johnyyy
36:17 <mikey> where?
36:22 * mikey looks around
36:25 <WiLd_TuRkeY> up in the clouds
36:29 <mikey> oic
37:01 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i got robbed for 11 beers today
37:05 <WiLd_TuRkeY> headbutted in the nose
38:24 <mikey> rude
38:41 <WiLd_TuRkeY> less then 250 metres from home
39:01 <procontinuation> Shoot me.
39:18 <WiLd_TuRkeY> do not steal from god
40:26 <macosx> how did i slip
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41:28 * ThirteenthOrder dances a little
41:44 Quit: Killin`Time ([email protected]) Quit:
41:57 <ThirteenthOrder> I shouldn't have gotten rid of that Valium... would have killed the anxiety a bit
42:05 Quit: School_Girl ([email protected]) Quit:
42:32 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i need a val now
42:52 <whatever8> who's val??
42:57 <WiLd_TuRkeY> valium
42:58 <ThirteenthOrder> Val Kimber
43:04 <ThirteenthOrder> *Kilmer even
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43:23 <ThirteenthOrder> iLuvFemCelebs: You love Val Kilmer
43:33 <whatever8> iceman
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43:52 <macosx> ban
43:55 <macosx> g
44:00 <macosx> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usAG4mc94FA
44:04 <macosx> dont slip in to it
45:01 Part: BlackVelvet^ ([email protected]) from #melbourne
45:20 <ThirteenthOrder> Al-QAEDA chief Osama bin Laden blamed industrial nations for global warming and urged a boycott of the US dollar to end "slavery."
45:33 <ThirteenthOrder> Osama believes in Global Warming?
45:40 <ThirteenthOrder> Wow, this makes him more of a faggot than ever.
46:22 Quit: thorn ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving.
46:27 <mikey> thought i liked him..
46:36 <stebie> D:
46:42 <mikey> always wondered why. thanks to you, i now know why
46:51 <mikey> because he is a faggot.
46:55 * mikey feels satisfied
47:03 <mikey> stebieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
47:10 <stebie> mikeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
47:26 <demon`> FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
47:29 <demon`> lol
47:30 <stebie> true
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47:44 <WiLd_TuRkeY> the war is at home not overseas
47:47 <mikey> dont call stebie that :(
48:00 <demon`> cant we start a war of our own?
48:03 Quit: myth ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
48:08 <mikey> stebie, what is 'true'
48:09 <mikey> ?
48:23 Quit: kibblz ([email protected]) Quit: i always tell the truth. even when i lie.
48:25 <stebie> something that is not false
48:26 <stebie> :P
48:36 <mikey> why did you say it..
48:37 <whatever8> oh it's true, it's damn true
49:05 <mikey> nice answer though :P
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49:19 <demon`> lol
49:23 <demon`> very witty
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50:46 <WiLd_TuRkeY> we are fighting a silent enmeny
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50:59 <bluetrain> mikey!
51:00 <demon`> internet censorship?
51:15 * ThirteenthOrder appears
51:18 <mikey> whoever you are!
51:21 <ThirteenthOrder> Speaking of fighting...
51:34 <ThirteenthOrder> I have to remember to sent this letter to my local Federal member
51:44 <ThirteenthOrder> and if need be... the media.
51:49 * ThirteenthOrder laughs insanely
51:56 <bluetrain> ThirteenthOrder... I recognize that nickname too
52:01 <bluetrain> and that LAUGH
52:03 * mikey backs away
52:06 <ThirteenthOrder> Stupid fucking south australian attorney general, thinking he can fucking abuse me.
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52:13 <bluetrain> mikey... you gave me a ... may I pm you?
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53:35 * ThirteenthOrder plots evilly
53:36 <mikey> heh
53:43 <mikey> ...
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53:59 <the_s`l``i```p> <<<
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54:42 <ThirteenthOrder> Gentlemen... next week, we will rebel against the man blocking the R18+ Rating for video games, he has abused us, played games with us... if he wants to play the political game... then we'll play along, but with the letter that i have (sent from him to me) he will surely lose credibility in the lead up to the SA Election :)
55:01 <the_s-l--i---p> faggot
55:03 <mikey> lol
55:04 <the_s-l--i---p> buy form overseas
55:13 <the_s-l--i---p> or do u play faggot xbox n ps3
55:20 <the_s-l--i---p> pal fuckup
55:28 <ThirteenthOrder> ... welcome to ignore fuckface
55:30 <bluetrain> *yawn*
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55:37 Kick: the_s-l--i---p was kicked by ChanOP ((mikey) Abuse of any kind is not welcome here)
55:39 <bluetrain> I've started already
55:41 <Kal-El> who here knows much about the law ?
55:45 <ThirteenthOrder> I can import games all i want, or download them... but doing something that is right for this country...
55:50 <ThirteenthOrder> right for the people who have a choice :)
55:51 <Kal-El> ;p
55:51 <bluetrain> much easier to ignore when he's not in the room though
56:04 <ThirteenthOrder> Sample from the email sent to me: "When gamers decide to stop this campaign against me and my family, undo the damage and apologise, I am willing to start a civilised debate."
56:38 <ThirteenthOrder> Does this sound like the words of someone who should be getting on with a job at hand?
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56:48 <ThirteenthOrder> The email i have has abuse and more in it.
56:56 <ThirteenthOrder> Contradicts himself in it.
57:08 <ThirteenthOrder> It's like a volcano, if i sent that to the media outlets... they'd be in overload.
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57:21 <mikey> bluetrain, what did i give you?
57:22 <whatever8> i want to campaign against gamers
57:24 <bluetrain> No, actually sounds like someone who is stomping his foot and complaining about childish behavior
57:31 <Elite_zero> Hi anyone ever been to the Asian Buffet in Burwood East
57:34 <Elite_zero> over 200 cuisines
57:37 <bluetrain> tattoo pictures of course
57:37 <Elite_zero> eat all u want
57:50 <mikey> pictures of?
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58:07 <bluetrain> stars I think and your name
58:18 <bluetrain> but I could be confusing you with someone else
58:36 <bluetrain> but they'd have to be named mikey
58:41 <Elite_zero> There will be chinese new year on the 4th of Feb
58:43 <mikey> i dont remember sending you pictures..
58:44 <Elite_zero> in the city
58:51 <Elite_zero> a lot of celebration
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58:55 <Elite_zero> and firecrackers
59:00 <bluetrain> dude it was like a year or year and a half ago
59:01 <procontinuation> Egh.
59:02 <Elite_zero> chinese lions walks
59:20 <mikey> you obviously still remember.
59:21 <Elite_zero> it will be like Australia day
59:23 <ThirteenthOrder> Hm, to believe i leave 3630 on sunday... amazing.
59:24 <Elite_zero> many ppl will be there
59:28 <bluetrain> well it left an impression
59:28 <Elite_zero> and celebrate the day
59:32 <Elite_zero> Chinese New Year
59:37 <bluetrain> or at least you did
59:47 <mikey> lol, ok then
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00:07 <Elite_zero> usually u get the red tiny bags containing money on Chinese New Years
00:09 <Elite_zero> :)
00:18 <picard> hello.
00:32 <mikey> hello picard
00:44 <bluetrain> okay I'll just go for a bit, I see we are just all too excited
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00:55 <Elite_zero> bluetrain will u celebrate the day?
01:02 <Elite_zero> With eating out etc
01:30 <bluetrain> Well, the kids at my sons school celebrate the day usually with a parade
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01:54 <Elite_zero> it is xelebrated anywhere
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01:57 <bluetrain> but they celebrate or at least talk about all the holidays, very multicultural school
02:01 <Elite_zero> in all suburbs with significant chinese pop
02:10 <Elite_zero> like glen waverley...the lion will be there, too
02:17 <bluetrain> It is also celebrated at schools that have LOTE to be chinese
02:17 <Elite_zero> I saw it on the web. the schedule
02:43 <bluetrain> but I'm in the USA so I don't know that what you are doing there in australia applies to me
02:46 <bree> are you talking about chinese new year
02:53 <Elite_zero> there will be a lot of firecrackers on the night to open the new TIGER year!
02:58 <Elite_zero> will it be a tiger yr?
03:03 <bree> right
03:05 <bluetrain> ugh don't mention Tiger
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03:27 <bluetrain> been trying to find the fax number to Tiger Embroidery in Okinawa City Japan all night for a customer
03:29 <bluetrain> with no luck
03:39 <Elite_zero> bluetrain do you eat cheetos
03:43 <Elite_zero> and drink dr pepper zero?
03:48 <picard> mikey how are u
04:16 <whatever8> doctor pepper is zero
04:20 <bluetrain> I don't eat cheetos
04:24 <mikey> good mate, you?
04:25 <Elite_zero> If I had a child someday I will name him Tiger
04:27 <bluetrain> but I do like Dr Pepper...
04:30 <Elite_zero> his middle name will be my first name
04:38 <Elite_zero> and out last name will be his.
04:41 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if i had a child id keep him away from schools
04:46 <bluetrain> out last name?
04:50 <Elite_zero> OUR
04:57 <bluetrain> If I had a choice Wild I would have
05:08 <Elite_zero> Tiger MyFirstName my SURNAME
05:08 <bluetrain> but since my son has two homes we have to compromise
05:25 <bluetrain> Elite... I prefer to be married and have another last name
05:33 <procontinuation> Egh.
05:40 <bluetrain> though I'm kind of attached to my current one... as it is my favourite colour
05:41 <Elite_zero> have u been to japan town in SoCal?
05:53 <bluetrain> no, I live in NorCal
06:02 <Elite_zero> Which city?
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06:22 <bluetrain> Between San Francisco and San Jose... why all the questions about my information? you are creeping me out
06:33 <whatever8> don't need nothin' but a good time
06:40 <Elite_zero> Not in Santa Monica
06:48 <Elite_zero> Santa Monics's great
06:51 <Elite_zero> Ive been there
06:56 <bluetrain> No, not even on Santa Monica Boulavard
07:03 <Elite_zero> haha
07:07 <Elite_zero> too expensive for u?
07:10 <Elite_zero> LA is expensive
07:11 <whatever8> great song that
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07:16 <bluetrain> well california in general is too expensive
07:19 <Elite_zero> (and all its surrounding places)
07:25 <WiLd_TuRkeY> -+
07:28 <bluetrain> I pay 50% of my salary for rent
07:32 <Elite_zero> then what about those living there on min wage?
07:32 <bluetrain> each month
07:35 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i wouldnt mind living in cal
07:37 <Elite_zero> get mortgage...
07:41 <WiLd_TuRkeY> start over new and fresh
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08:01 <Elite_zero> wild turkey u have to have at least a green card to live there
08:18 <Elite_zero> to apply, u must fulfill its requirement to become a US resident/citizen
08:27 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
08:37 <bluetrain> Well, they do have the special australian in clause
08:45 <bluetrain> but to work you have to have some kind of degree
08:47 <Elite_zero> bluetrain Ive read the web
08:49 <whatever8> does a red card kick you out??
08:54 <bluetrain> I wish
08:54 <Elite_zero> looks like its very easy to move to CANADA
08:59 <Elite_zero> but hard to miove to the US
09:02 <bluetrain> WHAT?
09:08 <Kal-El> can u sue someone and claim court fees off them too
09:09 <spilly> Turkish Delight
09:11 <bluetrain> no, I'm sorry everyone I've talked to says the opposite
09:16 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hey spilly
09:19 <bluetrain> that Canada is harder to enter than USA
09:26 <Elite_zero> no
09:27 <bluetrain> they question even visiting
09:31 <Elite_zero> Ive read the requirements
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09:39 <Elite_zero> esp that CAN is a commonwealth country
09:41 <Elite_zero> like Aust
09:56 <bluetrain> I wouldn't guarantee that... but your km may vary
09:57 <Elite_zero> and u need to have at least 2 yrs work exp and 10,000 CAD tio support your live there for 6 months
10:00 <Elite_zero> if u got those,
10:04 <Elite_zero> u can move to CAN as a resident
10:06 <Elite_zero> so easy.
10:12 <Elite_zero> whereas moving to America is different.
10:13 <bluetrain> Well, people with high paying jobs can do that
10:19 <Elite_zero> esp now. cos the US is in depression
10:21 <bluetrain> they don't pay Librarians enough for me to do that
10:26 <Elite_zero> unemployment rate is 10.5% there
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10:41 <bluetrain> I'm not unemployed... just underemployed
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10:48 <Elite_zero> bluetrain, Im thinking if a company supports someone from Aust, then he can live there
10:50 <bluetrain> I'm living at low income level
10:53 <Elite_zero> but I doubt
11:02 <Elite_zero> unless those ppl got connections to business people in America
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11:23 <bluetrain> My ex had a job so was sponsered by his company
11:36 <Elite_zero> well if thats the case
11:37 <bluetrain> but when he lost that job he had to get it transfered quickly or get booted out
11:48 <Elite_zero> wiuthout a sponsor its hard to live in America
11:50 <bluetrain> so he finally got the divorce... and remarried his defacto
11:51 <Elite_zero> esp now.
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11:55 <bluetrain> so he could stay
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12:04 <bluetrain> Elite, you remind me of eclaire
12:08 <procontinuation> Meh.
12:14 <bluetrain> she's on meebo.com from seattle I think
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12:26 <bluetrain> on and on about factual information... a real know it all
12:47 <Elite_zero> show me the special australian thing in clause
12:52 <Elite_zero> cos I have read the web thoroughly
12:59 <Elite_zero> and I know its hard to move there
13:04 <bluetrain> that is just an easy to get into the country for visiting I think
13:19 <bluetrain> maybe some work not sure on all that
13:34 <bluetrain> though my ex doesn't have a degree so he had to show enough years of work to equal a degree
13:35 <Elite_zero> u need money to move there
13:41 <Elite_zero> as long as someone got a lot of money
13:44 <Elite_zero> he can move to ANY country
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13:46 <bluetrain> You need money pretty much anywhere
13:49 <Elite_zero> as a business migrant
14:06 <bluetrain> He had a sponser for work
14:08 <Elite_zero> it says that if u want to move to america as a BUSINESS migrant, u need to have at least 1 M USD
14:10 <bluetrain> but why all the questioning?
14:15 <Elite_zero> and employ at least 10 AMERICANS
14:30 <bluetrain> If you are looking into this for yourself...
14:35 <bluetrain> why are you telling me this?
14:44 <bluetrain> I'm a citizen both places I don't need it
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14:55 <Elite_zero> bluetrain cos I'm trying to get the US residency visa
15:02 <bluetrain> well good luck
15:06 <Elite_zero> I'm currently a research assistant.
15:14 <Elite_zero> I was a teacher at schools and college for 2 yrs
15:20 <Elite_zero> I got BEng, GradDipEd, MEd
15:40 <whatever8> yet you're on here??
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15:47 <Elite_zero> yes
15:53 <Elite_zero> its a boring night
16:00 <whatever8> you poor unfortunate
16:01 <Elite_zero> Ive been to Santa Monica
16:07 <Elite_zero> nice public libray they had there
16:16 <Elite_zero> looked luxurious
16:17 <Elite_zero> lol.
16:25 <Elite_zero> Santa Monica Pier....and cute boys
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17:11 <bluetrain> well, I wouldn't know
17:22 <bluetrain> I just work, eat, sleep, and volunteer at my son's school
17:25 <Elite_zero> California in general got a lot of cute youths
17:35 <Elite_zero> on minimum wage?
17:39 <Elite_zero> 7 USD an hour?
17:55 <bluetrain> california's min is higher than USA average
18:02 <bluetrain> but that's because cost of living here is higher
18:23 <Elite_zero> yeah must suffer living there with min wage
18:28 <Elite_zero> cant even get mortgage
18:31 <Elite_zero> and enough food
18:37 <Elite_zero> just rent all your life and basic food
18:48 <bluetrain> I don't suffer
18:55 <bluetrain> I just don't do extra things
19:06 <bluetrain> I have no debt... no credit cards
19:18 <bluetrain> a car that is mine
19:18 <Elite_zero> there is a huger gap between the rich and the poor in America
19:27 <Elite_zero> someone on min wage earns 10 K USD a year
19:35 <Elite_zero> a professor earns 200 K USD a year
19:39 <bluetrain> Doesn't matter the gap.. if you live anywhere and cannot take care of yourself
19:40 <black|away> and earn more from tips.
19:42 <Elite_zero> teachers even 40 K USD a year
19:45 <bluetrain> it's still a problem
19:57 <bluetrain> Probably more in California than 40K a year
20:08 <Elite_zero> the principals get 150 K USD a year or so
20:08 <asiangal> wow thats bad
20:15 <Elite_zero> teachers...first yr teachers get 40 K USD a year
20:24 <asiangal> priciplea get alot here in aus
20:25 <Elite_zero> those on min wage only get 10 K a year
20:27 <Elite_zero> BEFORE tax
20:35 <Elite_zero> so many of them live at Caravan Park
20:41 <Elite_zero> cos its what they can afford
20:53 <Elite_zero> Principals here get 130 K AUD
20:57 <black|away> better a caravan park than a bus shelter.
20:58 <bluetrain> I don't think mobile homes are a good answer
20:58 <Elite_zero> I know because I am a registered teacher
21:03 <Elite_zero> was a teacher
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21:16 <bluetrain> just because you buy the home, but you always pay the rental on the property
21:22 <bluetrain> seems to me the worst of both worlds
21:29 <bluetrain> but I have a friend that is well doing that
21:34 <Elite_zero> well if ur not on min wage, u can get mortgage
21:36 <Elite_zero> not renting
21:41 <Elite_zero> with mortgage the house is yours
21:46 <Elite_zero> with rent, its never yours
21:48 <Elite_zero> Never ever.
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21:52 <bluetrain> There is always Habitat for Humanity
22:03 <bluetrain> You know though Elite, there are times when renting is the better option
22:19 <Elite_zero> yes if youre on min wage its a better option
22:23 <Elite_zero> else u cant afford mortage
22:25 <Elite_zero> mortgage
22:53 <bluetrain> Well, some people believe you should save up for anything you want to buy
23:11 <Elite_zero> those save system works only when someone is poor
23:15 <bluetrain> I wouldn't mind owning a place I guess... but I'd have to find someone to manage it when I move back to Australia
23:16 <Elite_zero> there are a lot of rich ppl
23:22 <Elite_zero> millionaires even BILLIONAIRES
23:26 <bluetrain> Not really
23:27 <Elite_zero> those ppl dont have to save to get things
23:33 <Elite_zero> they can get all they want.
23:41 <bluetrain> there are not that many people who are rich compared to those who are not
23:51 <whatever8> who wants a million rand?? who wants to buy a pie?
23:54 <Elite_zero> there are 400 BILLIONAIRES in the US
24:05 <Elite_zero> with at least 1 Billion USD assett
24:07 <Elite_zero> asset
24:14 <bluetrain> Elite, are you striving to be one?
24:21 <Elite_zero> yes...
24:28 <Elite_zero> I want to be one badly
24:42 <bluetrain> well I typically hate that people have made the world into economies instead of societies
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24:53 <bluetrain> so I'm probably not a good person to talk to regarding that
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25:00 <Elite_zero> thats what life is
25:09 <Elite_zero> thats why we have a lot of profucts and good tech here
25:15 <bluetrain> sorry... economy is man made
25:16 <Elite_zero> cos they are rewarded with money
25:25 <Elite_zero> without the system, the tech wouldnt be like now
25:28 <bluetrain> I do not actually feel rewarded by money
25:30 <Elite_zero> cos ppl wont care
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25:41 <bluetrain> I know people who code because they like to code
26:03 <bluetrain> sorry I don't buy the fact that money needs to rule the world
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26:11 <whatever8> code sounds boring
26:19 <bluetrain> but goodness knows I still talk about it "buy" the fact
26:32 <bluetrain> anyway... good luck on your endeavers
26:45 <Elite_zero> well if u dislike capitalism maybe u should be in a communist country
26:46 <bluetrain> I just want to move back to australia... tired of the USA and the fast pace
26:50 <Elite_zero> there all get the same wage
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26:54 <Elite_zero> regardless of what they do
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27:03 <Elite_zero> and I bet there will be no creativity
27:04 <bluetrain> Elite... I'd rather just be fed and housed and work
27:11 <bluetrain> I don't prefer to deal with money at all
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27:28 <bluetrain> but I'm good with it... I don't go into debt, I have a relatively good method of saving money
27:36 <bluetrain> so I don't cause anyone trouble by existing
27:38 <Elite_zero> even Aust...it got a lot of problems, too u know
27:43 <Elite_zero> this is not a dream land
28:12 <bluetrain> no, I know it isn't a dream land
28:18 <bluetrain> every place has it's pros and cons
28:28 <bluetrain> I just felt more at home in Australia
28:32 <Elite_zero> ok
28:38 <Elite_zero> when did u move to the US
28:48 <bluetrain> I was born in California
28:49 <Elite_zero> didu move there because of the "work in the US" ads on SEEK
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28:53 <Elite_zero> okay...
29:04 <bluetrain> I had to move back to the US so my ex the australian could have time with our son
29:18 <bluetrain> the ex wanted to live in the bay area
29:28 <bluetrain> it's supposed to be for 3-5 years
29:35 <Elite_zero> is she working, too
29:38 <Elite_zero> or just u
29:47 <bluetrain> He is in the computer industry
29:49 <Elite_zero> I notice that its a day time in the US
29:53 <Elite_zero> a night time in Aust
29:55 <Elite_zero> so ur not working?
29:56 <bluetrain> it's 3:29 am
30:02 <bluetrain> I do not work tomorrow
30:05 <Elite_zero> ur a female?
30:08 <bluetrain> yes
30:11 <Elite_zero> ok
30:24 <bluetrain> any more questions?
30:30 <Elite_zero> have u got a car?
30:35 <bluetrain> I mentioned that earlier
30:47 <bluetrain> are you a bot?
30:50 <Elite_zero> didnt remember
30:55 <Elite_zero> do u have a car
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31:21 <bluetrain> well as far as I can tell you can scroll up and read past information
31:31 <Elite_zero> I wont do it.
31:33 <bluetrain> I'm not going to answer a question I already provided the answer to earlier
31:41 <bluetrain> I cannot help it if you are too poor to pay attention
31:57 <Elite_zero> even I didnt remember you mentioned it before
32:01 <bluetrain> I guess money doesn't by anything
32:04 <bluetrain> er everything
32:10 <Elite_zero> it does actually
32:20 <Elite_zero> Bill Gates can get anthing, anyONE he wants
32:28 <Elite_zero> with his 55 Billions USD asset
32:39 <bluetrain> well... if it is worth money to you for me to tell you about whether I have a car or not, I might consider telling you, but I'd have to see the money first.
32:52 <Elite_zero> he works a little, too. His works are not as tough as a laborer's.
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33:05 <procontinuation> hmmmm.
33:36 <Elite_zero> it means u dont have a car?
33:42 <Elite_zero> even cheap ones?
33:46 <Elite_zero> 3000 Dollars one?
34:03 <bluetrain> does it?
34:06 <picard> poop
34:21 <Elite_zero> It sure does to me
34:23 <Elite_zero> u just said it
34:25 <Elite_zero> indirectly.
34:58 <bluetrain> well you can trust your reading between the lines or look above
35:01 <whatever8> geez pakistan are shit
35:02 <bluetrain> and find out the truth
35:09 <Elite_zero> u can just tell me
35:11 <Elite_zero> easy.
35:12 <bluetrain> no
35:18 <bluetrain> I think you should have to work a bit
35:22 <bluetrain> ms researcher
35:27 <Elite_zero> Mr
35:28 <Elite_zero> :)
35:38 <bluetrain> well yesterday or was it the day before you were female
35:42 <Elite_zero> o
35:43 <Elite_zero> no
35:47 <Elite_zero> I've always been male
35:53 <bluetrain> or was that cinnamon getting confused
36:12 <bluetrain> anyway... I said, I don't have debt or credit cards
36:16 <bluetrain> but...
36:20 <Elite_zero> What I want to do is work the least and get most money
36:21 <bluetrain> so look for that...
36:26 <Elite_zero> e.g. real estate
36:28 <Elite_zero> landlord, etc
36:32 <bluetrain> or take the script from the talk and do "find car"
36:37 <Anchovy> monica?
36:42 <bluetrain> you'll get some talking about their mazadas earlier
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36:52 <Elite_zero> bluetrain I wasnt here
36:56 <Elite_zero> when u were talking about it
37:09 <bluetrain> That was someone else
37:16 <bluetrain> I said about the car during THIS discussion
37:20 <whatever8> who won the tennis
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37:32 <Elite_zero> I really dont remember
37:36 <Elite_zero> and I dont want to work it out
37:39 <Elite_zero> too much efforts
37:41 <bluetrain> the more you talk the higher it will be
37:43 <Elite_zero> making my head dizzy
37:48 <Elite_zero> I just want to relax.
37:57 <bluetrain> well you talk way too much for me
38:01 <bluetrain> and too quickly
38:15 <Elite_zero> well its not my fault that I can type fast.
38:21 <Elite_zero> I am good at comps.
38:26 <whatever8> just too talented
38:38 <bluetrain> I type 90 wpm myself, but I tend to give people a break now and then just to breath.
38:43 * Anchovy cuddles bluetrain
38:50 <Elite_zero> breath? we are not talking
38:52 <Elite_zero> we are typing
38:59 <Anchovy> I love Bee gees
39:02 <Elite_zero> we are breathing when typing already
39:13 <whatever8> barry gibb is my idol
39:14 <bluetrain> You have no imagination do you.
39:30 <Anchovy> I dont
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39:43 <dressmeup> hey
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39:59 <whatever8> i have been peeling dead skin from my forehead all day
40:01 <Elite_zero> I dont know. All I want is alot of money
40:03 <Elite_zero> thats all I want
40:07 <bluetrain> thats very sad
40:13 <Elite_zero> Ive been thinking on how to get them fast
40:15 <bluetrain> but if it makes you happy...
40:16 <Elite_zero> I love money
40:20 <Elite_zero> it sure does
40:25 <clubsamwich> whatever8, maybe you're undead
40:27 <bluetrain> the love of money is the root of all evil
40:36 <whatever8> nah just sunburnt
40:48 <Elite_zero> print the money!
40:49 <Elite_zero> lol.
40:53 <bluetrain> if he was undead he'd be pealing his head not his skin
41:00 <bluetrain> peeling
41:23 <bluetrain> there was a funny book The zombie survival guide
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42:11 <Elite_zero> I can see the buildings around your house/flat in Cali on MAPS.GOOGLE
42:16 <Elite_zero> show me the place
42:23 <Elite_zero> I can just open maps.google.com
42:27 <Elite_zero> and see the REAL PERSON VIEW
42:28 <bluetrain> you are SCARING me
42:38 <Elite_zero> just want to see which area you live there
42:41 <bluetrain> no
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42:44 <Elite_zero> ok
42:47 <bluetrain> I don't want you to know where I live
42:59 <Elite_zero> even the suburb?
43:05 Quit: EvilCereaL ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
43:09 <Elite_zero> we dont even care about it
43:11 <Elite_zero> we just wanna know
43:13 <bluetrain> its bad enough that I don't remember how to block you out right now
43:19 <bluetrain> assimulate assimulate
43:31 <dressmeup> im feelin naughty..hee
43:39 <bluetrain> ooooh really naughty?
43:44 <Elite_zero> dress well since ur older...
43:49 <bluetrain> *grabs out the dress clothes chest*
43:52 <Elite_zero> if ur a young person, u can strip in front of me
43:59 <Elite_zero> if ur in a naughty mood
44:07 <Elite_zero> I will be happy to relieve the mood for ya :)
44:10 <bluetrain> He didn't say he wants to take off his clothes
44:15 <bluetrain> it says DRESSMEUP
44:16 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Owl City - "Fireflies" (Album Version) w/ Download! - BVTV First Listen!
44:16 <WiLd_TuRkeY> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMr52bCXNdU
44:18 <bluetrain> that's the opposite
44:33 <Elite_zero> it means he is nude now
44:38 <Elite_zero> so he says DRESS HIM UP
44:47 <whatever8> you can win prizes by puting balls in clowns' mouths at luna park
44:51 <Elite_zero> typing nude lol
44:55 <bluetrain> no, it could mean he isn't dressed up and wants to go fancy
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45:08 <bluetrain> like he could be in a singlet
45:08 <whatever8> you can win millions by puting them in preists'
45:11 <bluetrain> and shorts
45:20 <bluetrain> but need to be dressed to get into the nightclub
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45:28 <procontinuation> Hmmmmm.
45:30 <procontinuation> Mad.
45:37 <bluetrain> Mad world....
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45:41 <bluetrain> it's a mad world...
45:54 <bluetrain> all around me are familiar faces, worn out places
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46:07 <whatever8> everybody hurst
46:11 <whatever8> hurts
46:32 <bluetrain> sometimes
46:37 <bluetrain> er some times
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46:42 <bluetrain> when the day is done
46:46 <bluetrain> and the night is closing in
47:07 <bluetrain> and you think you are tired of this life.. hold on
47:15 <bluetrain> (sorry for the paraphrasing)
47:25 <Elite_zero> bluetrain DONNY DARKO
47:32 <Elite_zero> I remember watching that movie years ago
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47:56 <whatever8> don't do what donny don't knows
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48:17 <bluetrain> Everybody knows
48:23 <bluetrain> Elite, I've never seen Donny Darko
48:32 <bluetrain> I was singing R.E.M.
48:38 <bluetrain> Everybody Hurts
48:49 <Elite_zero> I cant fight this feeling REM
48:52 <whatever8> its the end of the world as we know it
48:57 <bluetrain> yes you mentioned that Elite
48:58 <Elite_zero> actually the newer version is better
49:02 <Elite_zero> sung by GLEE CAST
49:08 <bluetrain> but that is REO not REM
49:11 <Elite_zero> the guy in the cast is 27 like me
49:20 <Elite_zero> same old bands
49:26 <bluetrain> and I thought I can't fight this feeling is actually Air Supply
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49:36 <Pieter> ghost ship is on chan 99
49:46 <Elite_zero> bluetrain...not REO first
49:49 <Elite_zero> REM or something
49:53 <Elite_zero> I dont know the exact name
50:02 <Elite_zero> Air Supply never sung it
50:03 <whatever8> why is ghostship on
50:08 <Elite_zero> Air Supplu did sing HOTEL CALIFORNIA
50:10 <Elite_zero> ?
50:12 <Elite_zero> am I right?
50:15 <bluetrain> then it is Reo Speedwago
50:17 <bluetrain> wagon
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50:20 <Elite_zero> yes REO
50:20 <bluetrain> from Indian
50:23 <bluetrain> INdiana
50:25 <whatever8> i'm all out of love
50:29 <bluetrain> sigh I keep losing letters
50:33 <bluetrain> I'm so lost without you
50:41 <bluetrain> I know you were right believing for so long
50:50 <Elite_zero> hotel california was sung by eagles sorry
50:52 <Elite_zero> not air supply
51:02 <Elite_zero> Air supply did sing a goodbye song or something
51:04 <bluetrain> Who said it was air supply?
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51:05 <Elite_zero> from memory
51:12 <bluetrain> I knew hotel california was eagles
51:22 <Elite_zero> I said it was air supply
51:23 <bluetrain> but he was singing an air supply song so I went with that
51:24 <Elite_zero> and I was wrong
51:29 <bluetrain> ah... sorry
51:37 <bluetrain> why would an australian band sing Hotel California?
51:43 <bluetrain> Air Supply is australian
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52:00 <whatever8> i've got a mate that said that robbie williams better man was a cover of pearl jam
52:16 <bluetrain> granted savage garden did a santa monica song
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52:41 <Elite_zero> is there a song called Santa Monica?
52:42 <Elite_zero> never heard it
52:48 <whatever8> everclear
53:17 <bluetrain> I could be wrong... but I thought I saw two songs about santa monica
53:20 <Elite_zero> btw back to the cali talk, a lot of ppl living in LA area are snobbies
53:32 <Elite_zero> theyw ould pay alot of money for simple accommodation
53:35 <bluetrain> one being savage garden and one being whatever he name is
53:39 <Elite_zero> Dr Phil's house is worth 18 M USD now
53:47 <Elite_zero> I looked up on the web how it looks like
53:54 <bluetrain> Elite, you have a nickname elite and you are talking about snobbies in LA
53:55 <Elite_zero> and it looks like a 200 K house in a suburb here in Melb
54:02 <bluetrain> don't you find that a bit... ironic?
54:13 <Elite_zero> well its just a name
54:23 <Elite_zero> but seriously a lot of ppl in LA area are snobs
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54:30 <Elite_zero> those ppl are just after money basically
54:35 <bluetrain> I doubt it
54:36 <Elite_zero> No quality of works. Just money.
54:41 <bluetrain> I doubt it
54:52 <bluetrain> too many people to make those kinds of generalizations
54:54 <dressmeup> im feelin naughty..hee
55:04 <bluetrain> dressmeup... I have a sailor outfit
55:10 <bluetrain> are you nautical as well as naughty?
55:43 <bluetrain> is dressmeup a bot?
56:01 <bluetrain> i'm gone for a bit again...
56:18 <Elite_zero> some ppl spend millions...tens millions of dollars for a house in LA
56:20 <Elite_zero> BelAir
56:23 <Elite_zero> beverly Hills
56:23 <whatever8> i have a wendal sailor outfit
56:27 <Elite_zero> Santa Monica beach
56:30 <Elite_zero> Malibu
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57:05 <RyanHarris> any pakistan cricket fans amongst us tonight?
57:27 * RyanHarris is a little excited about 10 wickets in 3 days
57:33 <whatever8> does this really count
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58:14 <OktoborChc> so Australia won
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58:19 <RyanHarris> haha
58:30 * RyanHarris took 5 more
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58:59 <whatever8> when do we play zimbabwe
59:03 <OktoborChc> did u get man of the match
59:05 * RyanHarris knows pakistan cant count past 200 coz they certainly cant make that many runs
59:07 <OktoborChc> Feb i think
59:36 * RyanHarris got Man of match in past 2 games now and is pushing for test selection
59:37 <pawl[macbook]> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69Xv7if_DSU&feature=player_embedded
59:37 <whatever8> we play nz after west indies
59:41 <pawl[macbook]> funny as clip
59:43 <pawl[macbook]> and so true
59:50 <OktoborChc> excellent and congrats
00:04 * RyanHarris is using his iphone from the WACA
00:06 <dressmeup> is there anyone here who wants me to be their secret gf slave via mobile or internet?..pm me
00:13 <RyanHarris> thanks
00:24 <Pieter> :)
00:26 <whatever8> not texting warnie are we??
00:39 <Pieter> mmm
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00:41 <Pieter> tuna
00:45 * RyanHarris just got a text from warne, even he said bowling harro
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01:10 * RyanHarris getting ready for a double hatrick
01:20 <whatever8> any phone numbers??
01:32 <RyanHarris> warnes?
01:35 <RyanHarris> sure
01:38 <RyanHarris> why?
01:43 <RyanHarris> u want him?
01:58 <whatever8> was he passing on any numbers to you??
02:06 * RyanHarris is cutting clarkeys lunch
02:14 <Elite_zero> texting lol
02:16 <Elite_zero> sexting!
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02:48 <katatonic_kate> bitches
03:07 <Sausages> kate i love you and I want to hold your hand.
03:11 * RyanHarris carving bingles crinkle
03:33 <katatonic_kate> awww
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03:37 <katatonic_kate> i love you too
03:44 <RyanHarris> wow iLOVE
04:32 <whatever8> why not lee furlong??
05:03 <RyanHarris> i got a few bumbers whatever8 simones was the one that i wanted though
05:37 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Sausages will u take my hand in married
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05:46 <WiLd_TuRkeY> marriage
05:56 <whatever8> you got a chancem intelligence isn't important
07:00 <whatever8> this series is right up there with bangladesh and zimbabwe
07:19 <bluetrain> sigh... I even miss cricket
07:35 <Pieter> man
07:38 <Pieter> this ghost ship movie is shit
07:44 <whatever8> you're not missing much
07:59 <RyanHarris> its funny coz the pakis r shithouse
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08:37 <whatever8> no their leadership is shit
09:15 <bluetrain> Pieter
09:16 <Elite_zero> I plan to get my Doctor of Education someday
09:26 <Elite_zero> and become a full time lecturer at college
09:26 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u are shithouse RyanHarris
09:28 <bluetrain> Doctorate in Education?
09:33 <amsy> afternoon
09:34 <Elite_zero> cos I need an Ed.D for that
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09:39 <WiLd_TuRkeY> think b4 u speak
09:41 <Elite_zero> yes, bluetrain
09:52 <spilly> *before
09:53 <bluetrain> you'll probably get that
09:57 <bluetrain> spilly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:05 * WiLd_TuRkeY gives spilly a beer
10:18 * spilly takes a swig of that beer
10:19 <Elite_zero> yes but I have to switch my work from FT to PT
10:23 <spilly> bluetreeeeeeain
10:27 <RyanHarris> haha WT U R SHIT suck my left aggot
10:30 <bluetrain> now that makes sense... giving someone nicked spilly a beer... next time put a straw in it!
10:31 <Elite_zero> and it will mean struggling with living cost
10:57 <bluetrain> Elite... you have to make choices you can't do it all
11:07 <Elite_zero> if I were rich, I can do it all
11:18 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ud probably get robbed Elite_zero
11:33 <Elite_zero> I have all things insuranced.
11:41 <bluetrain> I so do not want to meet you Elite
11:43 <Elite_zero> so if it happens the insurance company will pay
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12:22 <Elite_zero> I got all inside my house and my house insuranced
12:26 <Elite_zero> my car, too
12:28 <Elite_zero> my health.
12:33 <Elite_zero> my LIFE
12:35 <Elite_zero> and my DEATH.
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12:40 <PanfriedSeaScallopsBacon> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SUjrrhDjcs&feature=related
12:40 <Elite_zero> all insuranced.
12:51 <Elite_zero> my car, too. obviiously
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13:11 <bluetrain> when you die you lose it all doesn't matter what you've got
13:11 <Elite_zero> When I traveled overseas, I got travel insurance, too in case things happened to me during my travel.
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13:27 <WiLd_TuRkeY> yer
13:27 <Elite_zero> bluetrain its for comforts, bluetrain
13:36 <Elite_zero> thats why those rich ppl become richer
13:37 <bluetrain> makes me uncomfortable
13:41 <Elite_zero> because they like having a good life
13:50 <bluetrain> not really some due it because they don't know what else to do
13:50 <dressmeup> is there anyone here who wants me to be their secret gf slave via mobile or internet?..pm me
13:54 <spilly> do you need comforting bluetrain ?
13:54 <Elite_zero> when they die, they will give their wealth to their children
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14:01 <bluetrain> I need pain relief
14:08 <WiLd_TuRkeY> thats what happens
14:10 <spilly> IRC is a PAIN additive
14:10 <bluetrain> Elite is driving me crazy
14:12 <WiLd_TuRkeY> in most cases
14:21 <spilly> bluetrain: you obviously didnt read the label
14:24 <bluetrain> and I have my own car thank you so I don't need driven
14:35 <Elite_zero> u have just answered my question
14:38 <Elite_zero> u do have a car
14:39 <bluetrain> yes I know
14:44 <bluetrain> I own my car
14:50 <bluetrain> that's what I said earlier
14:54 <bluetrain> I have no debts
15:07 <spilly> You have a debt to society bluetrain
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15:33 <bluetrain> yes, and I firmly believe in paying that daily
15:54 <Elite_zero> I am single
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16:01 <Elite_zero> so all the money is for me
16:04 <Elite_zero> money from work
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16:15 <Elite_zero> Thats how I travel overseas regularly
16:19 <Elite_zero> Ive been to CALI.
16:24 <Elite_zero> and loved it.
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16:33 <bluetrain> reminds me of the guy that tore down his barn because he had a lot of grain... and wanted to eat live and be merry
16:45 <bluetrain> but then died that same night without getting to enjoy any of it
16:53 <Elite_zero> I got only 70 K a year from work before tax
16:54 <OktoborChc> Ryan: did u put enough zinc on ur face tonight
17:03 <Elite_zero> but planning how to make a lot of money a year
17:09 <Elite_zero> tens of millions dollars
17:20 <bluetrain> You probably make just a bit less than my ex
17:23 <bluetrain> though his is USD
17:45 <Elite_zero> if he lives with u then how come u be renting? not mortgage
17:46 <RyanHarris> yep all good, might have to put a bit more on for sunday coz this batch will be all gone by then
17:54 <Elite_zero> cos u said he makes about the same amoubt opf money as I do
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19:31 * RyanHarris is signing autographs
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20:34 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i hope to do that oneday
20:53 <bluetrain> Elite... I know because we had to make a payment on something based on our salaries
21:08 <bluetrain> they looked at mine and said one thing, but when they added his they said another
21:17 <Elite_zero> I am planning to have a business in Latin America
21:20 <bluetrain> so I figured out the least amount he could be making for that ot be the answer
21:26 <Elite_zero> there isnt everything there
21:30 <bluetrain> bye Elite_zero have a good life
21:32 <Elite_zero> and see if it can be successful
21:41 <Elite_zero> r u jealous?
21:44 <Elite_zero> by the sounds of you
21:48 <bluetrain> no, just ignoring you I hope
22:32 <Elite_zero> I can just export aussie products to Latin Ameerica
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22:42 <Elite_zero> A lot of Latinos like western products
22:46 <Elite_zero> so it might be successful.
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25:18 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Elite_zero u talk shit
25:34 <Elite_zero> No no I dont think so
25:41 <dressmeup> im feelin naughty..hee
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25:56 <bluetrain> blah
26:27 <whatever8> hows that local sporting team going??
26:30 <Elite_zero> I do want to live in Santa Monica someday
26:37 <Elite_zero> and have a good bsuiness there someday
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26:40 <bron> hi faggots
26:43 <Elite_zero> but I dont knwo when that will happen
26:48 <Elite_zero> one of my dreams in life....
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27:11 * RyanHarris stretching out after another 5
27:26 * Bastard slaps boi4oldergirl around a bit with an imac
27:32 <SuREn> L�L
27:33 <SuREn> hey bron
27:41 <boi4oldergirl> cheers Bastard
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27:56 Quit: bron ([email protected]) Quit: <Fred-Bear> cHoPNu hahahahhaahhahaha you think im obsessed? you named a goldfish after bron
28:00 <SuREn> or not
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28:11 * RyanHarris piffs a cricket ball at boi's head
28:23 <Pieter> nice rack
28:30 <whatever8> take wickets against england and south africa then i'll be impressed
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28:43 <RyanHarris> once i get siddle out of my way
29:00 <SuREn> L�L
29:17 <Pieter> who mentioned that LG plasma earlier the model?
29:19 <RyanHarris> we smashed the boks without me
29:19 <Pieter> its a LG 42PQ60D
29:21 <WiLd_TuRkeY> L�L
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29:37 <whatever8> yeah, without you
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29:58 <RyanHarris> can u imagine the destruction if the 5 wicket man was on board
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30:05 <bluetrain> with or without you
30:13 <RyanHarris> 3 day tests could be standard
30:20 <dressmeup> is there anyone here who wants me to be their secret gf slave via mobile or internet?..pm me
30:34 <whatever8> more golf days?
30:36 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
30:40 <RyanHarris> i can understand why 50 over cricket may be in trouble if i keep taking 5 for 15
30:44 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sounds inticing dressmeup
30:47 <RyanHarris> whats the point
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31:03 <bluetrain> Now if you talk about dressmeup it will do no good that I've ignored...
31:09 <whatever8> play someone half decent then you can talk
31:17 * RyanHarris stretches out his groin
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31:48 <bluetrain> Watch where you point that thing... it looks loaded.
32:32 * RyanHarris like a babys arm holding an apple, no wonder they call me tangles
32:59 <bluetrain> okay so sorry I don't get the reference
33:14 <bluetrain> guess that means you aren't clean if you have tangles
33:15 <RyanHarris> youth today
33:24 <RyanHarris> yeah crabs etc
33:28 <bluetrain> thanks though, like being called youth
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33:52 <bluetrain> might it be that it is a different culture than mine reference?
33:53 <RyanHarris> u never listen to the 12th amn
33:53 <AtheistD> The youth of today are almost as bad as the old people when they were younger.
33:59 <whatever8> aamir sohail, hail richie hail the great man hail, no thats his name you dickhead
34:05 <bluetrain> I'm in the uSA
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34:11 <RyanHarris> peanut butter jars
34:22 <kibblz> hmm
34:28 <RyanHarris> ohh not the middle stump again ritchie
34:30 <bluetrain> AtheistD, just watch out for a time machine... we might end up with it duplicated
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35:11 <AtheistD> Just remember - if you ever go back in time, dont touch anything!!!
35:15 <Simone> kibblz
35:20 <bluetrain> oh darn... TOO late
35:30 <RyanHarris> if u go back in time u were dreaming
35:34 <kibblz> simone
35:35 <RyanHarris> remember that'
35:42 <bluetrain> hey now hey now don't dream it's over
35:49 Nick: dressmeup is now known as mossimo
35:59 <whatever8> it's only natural
36:07 <bluetrain> I should want to be there with you
36:14 <AtheistD> something so strong
36:16 <bluetrain> it's only natural that you should feel the same way too
36:20 <RyanHarris> geez
36:23 <bluetrain> could carry us away
36:42 <bluetrain> I opened up my door... couldn't believe my luck
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36:44 * RyanHarris creates #crowded house
36:45 <AtheistD> there is freedom within
36:57 <bluetrain> you in your steel blue eyes, taking away my breath
37:07 <bluetrain> there is freedome without try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
37:12 <whatever8> mean to me
37:18 Join: soulja ([email protected]) to #melbourne
37:26 * kibblz slaps Simone around a bit with a baseball bat!
37:32 <bluetrain> well I talked with you for an hour
37:35 <AtheistD> who let the dogs out?
37:40 <bluetrain> who who who who who
37:56 <bluetrain> you asked me what I was thinking... I was thinking of a padded cell
38:04 <bluetrain> and a black and white tv to stop us from getting lonely
38:05 <whatever8> baba o'reilly
38:11 <bluetrain> don't know that one
38:11 <Elite_zero> Bored
38:13 <Elite_zero> porn time
38:13 Join: paul_banks ([email protected]) to #melbourne
38:14 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@a23796b1.bigpond.net.au
38:14 Kick: paul_banks was kicked by ChanOP (This is not a troll channel, learn that and the rules and I will remove the ban)
38:21 <Elite_zero> although porn is boring, too
38:22 <RyanHarris> u guys need to introduce urself to triple j
38:24 <Elite_zero> but still
38:26 <Elite_zero> better than chat
38:34 <bluetrain> I was on triple m once (is that still around)
38:35 <Elite_zero> cos at least I can see the entertainment
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38:44 <bluetrain> I got second prize for my interpretation
38:50 <RyanHarris> triple m is still on
38:51 <bluetrain> on Who do you do
38:52 <RyanHarris> ghey
39:01 <bluetrain> it was like a week after I was in australia for the first time
39:16 <bluetrain> laying in bed listening to the radio... and called in
39:46 <RyanHarris> triple m = cheesey tacos
40:01 <bluetrain> a guy doing the police chat from some movie
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40:24 <bluetrain> what was it... the one with the one armed guy and the other doctor framed for killing his wife
40:42 <bluetrain> RyanHarris, it's not like I had been in the country long enough to know better... I eventually did change to Triple R
40:48 <whatever8> baba o'reilly, the song off csi miami
40:51 <procontinuation> Yaaaaaay, triple j!
41:13 <RyanHarris> arrrrgghhhh
41:18 <RyanHarris> triple r
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41:19 <bluetrain> I don't watch televison
41:24 <RyanHarris> geez
41:27 <RyanHarris> JJJJJJJJ
41:30 <bluetrain> so I didn't know csi miami
41:34 <RyanHarris> the jz r unbeatable
41:38 <bluetrain> yes I know you said triple j
41:41 <whatever8> it's only teenage wasteland
41:46 <RyanHarris> pffft
41:48 <bluetrain> but my ex didn't let me listen to it
41:56 <bluetrain> he did let me listen to r in the car sometimes
41:57 <RyanHarris> fair enough
42:00 <bluetrain> er some times
42:07 <bluetrain> The WHo whatever?
42:08 <RyanHarris> wow i dont understand r
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42:16 <whatever8> yes
42:22 <bluetrain> Triple R had like live shows some times
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42:27 <bluetrain> so he let me listen to those
42:32 <bluetrain> he was a muso
42:53 <RyanHarris> the js go live to all the big festivals
42:55 <bluetrain> I take that back, we did have triple J set as well
43:05 <RyanHarris> haha swwet wat band?
43:10 <bluetrain> I just remembered because of what you said
43:20 <bluetrain> oh... his band was called "I like to watch"
43:27 <RyanHarris> mmm
43:28 <bluetrain> for awhile... then "machine"
43:48 <bluetrain> I think they still have some of their experimental music up let me look
43:52 <RyanHarris> well how long ago was this
44:05 <whatever8> csi ny is wont get fooled agin
44:06 <AtheistD> bluetrain: what do you mean your ex didn't let you listen to it? slap that shit.
44:29 Part: ricchhee ([email protected]) from #melbourne
44:48 <RyanHarris> it is criminal
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45:16 <RyanHarris> anyone vote for mumford?
45:26 <whatever8> shane mumford??
45:34 <RyanHarris> and sons
45:46 <RyanHarris> little lion man
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46:05 <bluetrain> http://machine.eterna.com.au/ that's it
47:02 <bluetrain> He just didn't like commercial radio much would prefer to listen to the whole cd than individual songs
47:23 <procontinuation> Heh.
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47:40 <procontinuation> I wasn't impressed with this years hottest 100.
47:47 <procontinuation> #2 should have won.
47:50 <bluetrain> they left you cold?
48:12 <RyanHarris> i wanted broken leg
48:26 <RyanHarris> or temper trap fader
48:40 <RyanHarris> what came second?
48:48 <bluetrain> I'm afraid I have a whole lot of catching up to do when I move back to australia
48:58 <bluetrain> at least internet allows for some of that in advance
49:03 <RyanHarris> yes u do BT
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49:16 <RyanHarris> its ok 3 weeks with the jz will get u well onur way
50:07 * RyanHarris got a little sun burnt on the back of his neck today
50:21 <bluetrain> Redneck
50:25 <RyanHarris> yall
50:35 <RyanHarris> dang its warm ere yall
50:37 <bluetrain> that's texan... ya'all is southern
50:39 <Pieter> haha @ jackie chan singing
50:48 <RyanHarris> haha im watchin that
50:49 <bluetrain> jackie chan i so want to see his new movie
50:53 <RyanHarris> i was gunna bring it up
51:15 Part: braddd ([email protected]) from #melbourne
51:28 <Pieter> ladder 49 sucked dick
51:31 <RyanHarris> i dont get the whole nth south thing but im not afraid to blend
52:06 <bluetrain> well think Queensland "eh" verses any other state
52:20 <RyanHarris> in australia they seem to say ay before everything in the north and in the south we just say it how it is
52:21 <bluetrain> southerns speak slower and draw out their vowels
52:31 <bluetrain> it's like opposite...
52:56 <RyanHarris> yeah fair enough
53:10 <bluetrain> but texas is in the south and is just well Texas
53:18 <bluetrain> they do things a bit different there
53:20 * RyanHarris got a siberian husky this week
53:36 <mossimo> is there anyone here who wants me to be their secret gf slave via mobile or internet?..pm me
53:41 <RyanHarris> we have better beaches in the north
53:44 <bluetrain> wow... I used to have a siberian husky mixed dog named Nick
53:47 <RyanHarris> well close
53:50 <RyanHarris> to the north
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54:04 <RyanHarris> cool, my baby girls name is Shilo
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54:06 <bluetrain> I haven't been around australia enough in the 9 years I lived there.
54:15 <bluetrain> Shilo? like Shiloh?
54:21 Part: watsgoinon ([email protected]) from #melbourne
54:33 <RyanHarris> i did a 21 day central australia tour
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54:36 <procontinuation> Hmmmmmmm.
54:37 <procontinuation> Mad.
54:38 <RyanHarris> i guess
54:43 <RyanHarris> im not too sure
54:49 <kokothemonkey> i went for a poo on uluru
54:50 <bluetrain> there are some bots in this room aren't there
54:58 <RyanHarris> i heard there is a neil diamond song and that is spelt shilo
55:04 <bluetrain> that just say the same thing every now and then?
55:06 <RyanHarris> but it has no influence on the spelling
55:22 <RyanHarris> yeah, like rules etc
55:48 <RyanHarris> koko thats good of u too feed the boongs
56:10 <bluetrain> ha... when you do shiloh neil diamond
56:20 <bluetrain> there is an interesting entry
56:28 <bluetrain> I think Shilo probably came form Shiloh btw
56:33 <RyanHarris> i havent listened to the song yet
56:41 <bluetrain> youtube has it
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56:49 <whatever8> sweet caroline
56:51 <RyanHarris> ok well where does shiloh come from?
56:56 <bluetrain> good times never felt so good
57:02 <whatever8> good times never felt so good
57:04 <bluetrain> Shiloh is a jewish word for God
57:05 <RyanHarris> brangelina have a kid called shiloh too
57:09 <bluetrain> I've been inclined
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57:22 <RyanHarris> well she thinks shes god around here
57:24 <bluetrain> to believe they never would again
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58:29 <RyanHarris> ill have to burn it to cd and see if she can talk a bit for it
58:30 <whatever8> geez it is getting late
58:40 <bluetrain> It's cold outside
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58:43 <RyanHarris> midnight isnt late specially for a friday
58:48 <mossimo> mobile fun anyone?
58:49 <RyanHarris> just warming up
58:52 <bluetrain> with no kind of atmosphere I'm all alone more or less
58:58 <whatever8> i know but neil diamond
58:59 Part: OktoborChc ([email protected]) from #melbourne
59:04 <bluetrain> let me fly far away from here, fun fun fun in the sun sun sun
59:22 <bluetrain> Cherry baby.. you got the way to move me Cherry
59:29 <RyanHarris> oh no
59:31 <RyanHarris> my bad
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59:38 <whatever8> crucky granola suite
59:39 <bluetrain> who's bad?
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59:50 <RyanHarris> i brought up neil diamond lol
59:56 <bluetrain> so
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