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// #melbourne — 2009-07-29

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00:16:48 <Hatred> hot
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00:18:13 <Hatred> show_girl you dirty slag
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00:18:37 <Hatred> i mean
00:18:39 <Hatred> HI
00:19:08 <ActionJackson> hi
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00:19:18 <John_Dumby> Show_Girl asl please
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00:19:35 <kibblz> her name is piera.
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00:19:45 <Hatred> does she suck cock?
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00:19:55 <kibblz> yeah of course.
00:19:55 <kibblz> :P
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00:19:59 <ozzmosis> hello
00:19:59 <Hatred> niiiice
00:20:01 <kibblz> you let her secret out
00:20:04 <kibblz> :/
00:20:07 <kibblz> she left
00:20:26 <staffy> lol
00:20:40 <staffy> showgirl the slut
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00:21:40 <ActionJackson> why is she a slut?
00:21:48 <staffy> coz i said
00:21:51 <kibblz> cause she's female
00:21:54 <staffy> yep
00:22:00 <Bee_Hornet> ya
00:22:01 <staffy> all females are sluts pretty much
00:22:11 <ActionJackson> rampant misogyny
00:22:13 <anita> cos his mum is and hes angry
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00:22:27 <ActionJackson> LOL
00:22:35 <Bee_Hornet> all the gocchi for the toll
00:22:45 <ActionJackson> that anita is a feisty can of worms
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00:23:01 <Bee_Hornet> i dont wanna know her
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00:23:40 <Bee_Hornet> smelly swat
00:24:33 <ActionJackson> how u know she smell if u dont know her?
00:24:38 <ActionJackson> you are loco
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00:25:11 <Bee_Hornet> I like your arse better
00:25:49 <ActionJackson> how u know my ass?
00:25:56 <ActionJackson> u loco poncho
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00:26:35 <Bee_Hornet> it doesnt take two to tango
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00:26:44 <Hatred> she's back
00:26:47 <Hatred> show_girl
00:26:51 <Hatred> hi
00:26:53 <Bee_Hornet> where?
00:26:53 <kibblz> it's piera.
00:26:54 <Bee_Hornet> hi
00:26:56 <Hatred> we want to see your beaver
00:26:58 <kibblz> thats her name.
00:27:12 <Bee_Hornet> she's a stripper teen
00:27:14 <ActionJackson> showgirl everyone say u a slut while u gone, i say u not, i defend u honour
00:27:26 <ActionJackson> Show_Girl whisper chat to me
00:27:30 <kibblz> [12:58:27 am] <Show_Girl> eat shit
00:27:30 <kibblz> [12:58:28 am] <Show_Girl> loser
00:27:34 <Bee_Hornet> show girl must do a free show
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00:27:35 * mr`indiazz slaps Hatred around a bit with a large trout
00:27:37 <Hatred> and you want a blowjob in return?
00:27:39 <kibblz> hehe
00:27:39 <ActionJackson> u got served kibblz
00:27:41 <mr`indiazz> ur gay
00:27:42 <Bee_Hornet> to promoto her clients
00:27:47 <Hatred> hi mr indiazzzz
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00:27:52 <mr`indiazz> i have gay friend for u
00:27:53 * Hatred likes curry
00:28:03 * Bee_Hornet smells like curry
00:28:04 <mr`indiazz> u intrested in sucking penis.
00:28:15 <Bee_Hornet> yas
00:28:22 <mr`indiazz> aww aww
00:28:27 * Hatred sprays mr`indiazz with red hot blood diarrea
00:28:35 <Bee_Hornet> yew
00:28:41 <Bee_Hornet> harsh
00:28:43 <Hatred> [[[[[[[[pong]]]]]]]]]
00:29:01 <mr`indiazz> !ping
00:29:21 <kibblz> Ping? Pong!
00:29:22 <Bee_Hornet> In India we dont use packet masala we get fresh spieces
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00:29:42 <Hatred> in india they don't use toilet paper ;)
00:29:50 <Bee_Hornet> lol yew
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00:30:01 <Hatred> extra flavour
00:30:06 <Hatred> nom nom
00:30:07 <Bee_Hornet> heh
00:30:08 <ActionJackson> that's because 650 million people in india don't have a toilet, fact.
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00:30:33 * Bee_Hornet licks his finger
00:30:56 <Bee_Hornet> burp!
00:31:09 <Bee_Hornet> fart!( silently)
00:31:12 <ActionJackson> shutup Bee_Hornet, how can you be both a bee and a hornet?!??!
00:31:14 <ActionJackson> BUZZ OFF
00:31:22 <Bee_Hornet> -_-
00:31:25 <Bee_Hornet> bzzzzzz
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00:31:31 <kibblz> ActionJackson aka Carl Weathers.
00:31:33 <ActionJackson> omg
00:31:38 <kibblz> apollo creed.
00:31:43 <ActionJackson> who the fuck is carl weathers?
00:31:54 <kibblz> the guy who plays action jackon
00:31:54 <kibblz> derr
00:31:59 * shAds slaps Lilah[away] around a bit with a large trout
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00:32:32 <kibblz> i think ima watch predator sooon.
00:32:34 <mr`indiazz> give me ur number ur msn and ur bank detail plz?
00:32:39 <ActionJackson> I WILL punch you in the ass for talkin shit about action jackson you fuck
00:32:57 <Hatred> mr`indiazzz is quite entertaining
00:32:59 <kibblz> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_S1gH1ASJ6ZM/RkX5AqLX9sI/AAAAAAAAAVo/-9AEaf1MUV8/s320/action.jpg
00:33:05 <kibblz> theres you ActionJackson.
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00:33:30 <ActionJackson> ok thankyou
00:33:36 <kibblz> http://perso.infonie.be/wakeman/insc_a/action_jackson.jpg
00:33:38 <kibblz> ITS TIME FOR ACTION
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00:33:47 <Netz> nite sinners
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00:34:19 Quit: snotface ([email protected]) Quit: You hate to see me go but you love to watch me leave.
00:34:21 * Hatred sprays amberlicious with sweet golden amber pride
00:34:43 <amberlicious> hi hatred
00:34:53 <Hatred> hi
00:35:00 * Hatred keeps draining
00:35:10 <Hatred> what's up baby
00:35:12 <kibblz> amberlicious is a man.
00:35:13 <kibblz> shh.
00:35:19 <Hatred> lol
00:35:20 <amberlicious> not much hatred, yourself babe
00:35:33 <Hatred> i had 12 wanks today!!
00:35:35 <amberlicious> all female here
00:35:38 <Hatred> you wank today babes
00:35:43 <Hatred> do you smell?
00:35:47 <Hatred> if so, where?
00:35:52 <amberlicious> from my nose
00:36:05 <ActionJackson> how does it smell? TERRIBLE
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00:36:14 <amberlicious> boring in here
00:36:15 <Hatred> smelly nose
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00:36:27 <amberlicious> im totally bored
00:36:28 <Hatred> you must have been sticking it up guys arse crackes
00:36:40 <Hatred> fist you arse for a few hours
00:36:45 <Hatred> that might entertain you
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00:37:20 <amberlicious> this channel is sad
00:37:26 <ActionJackson> NOW showgirl left again
00:37:31 <ActionJackson> are you guys satisfied
00:37:34 <amberlicious> from the looks of it just losers left
00:37:54 <ActionJackson> amberlicious we are not losers, do not be so judgemental
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00:38:04 <ActionJackson> wb Show_Girl :)
00:38:04 <Hatred> i need a mad blowjob
00:38:14 <amberlicious> no wonder nearly everyone has left this channel
00:38:17 <Hatred> i think show_girl is the one to preform the deed
00:38:29 * Hatred unzips
00:38:30 Part: botfly ([email protected]) from #melbourne
00:38:32 Part: niccolla ([email protected]) from #melbourne
00:38:53 <amberlicious> i see why i rarely join here anymore, it's boring
00:38:54 <Show_Girl> in ur dreams buddy sorry but arnt u a homo? why dont u get kibblz to do it he like sucking cocks
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00:39:17 <Hatred> show_girl baebs
00:39:22 <Hatred> don't be like that sxc
00:39:27 <Hatred> i wanna treat you right
00:39:34 <Hatred> and put it in your arse
00:39:40 <amberlicious> hatred babe whats your msn addy
00:39:51 <amberlicious> i wanna go on cam for you babe
00:39:59 <Hatred> [email protected]
00:40:09 <amberlicious> thanks hun
00:40:18 <ActionJackson> show girl dont worry about them they are obviously jealous.
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00:40:43 <amberlicious> how long do you think this channel has left before it goes fully idle?
00:40:52 <ActionJackson> 2 years
00:41:12 * Hatred strokes his cock
00:41:18 <kokothemonkey> 1 hour
00:41:43 <amberlicious> this channel is dying fast, no quality chat left
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00:41:58 Nick: EvilTemptress is now known as EvilTempraSleep
00:42:04 <kokothemonkey> true i am here i've never been a sign of quality
00:42:19 <ActionJackson> amberlicious maybe your constant whinging is not conducive to positive chat.
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00:42:32 * Hatred blows on his monitor, dedicates the semen to show_girl
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00:42:45 <amberlicious> the poor quality chatters did it action
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00:42:48 <kokothemonkey> PANDASDONTDRIVE!!!!!!!!
00:42:56 <kokothemonkey> my faviourite felon
00:42:57 <amberlicious> this channel is all rejects
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00:43:12 <kokothemonkey> i'm a reject, it's the only group that accepts me
00:43:16 <PandasDontDrive> oh man
00:43:18 <Show_Girl> thanks for the dedication Hatred i can feel the love from here
00:43:22 <Show_Girl> haha
00:43:32 <amberlicious> koko this channel is dying fast, soon noone will be in it
00:43:36 <Show_Girl> but ur still a poof
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00:43:40 <Hatred> i'll make you feel it all night babyt
00:43:48 <Hatred> yer, i'll put it in your arse
00:43:51 <kokothemonkey> amberlicious i'm dead already
00:43:53 <amberlicious> from what i have seen in here now, just losers left
00:43:53 <PandasDontDrive> u will be
00:43:54 <Hatred> slam it in
00:43:55 <Hatred> oooo yeah
00:43:56 <PandasDontDrive> :P
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00:44:22 <kokothemonkey> i scared her off
00:44:27 <ActionJackson> y u guys make all the bitches leave?
00:44:32 <ActionJackson> how can i score now?
00:44:34 <ActionJackson> :/
00:44:34 <PandasDontDrive> only losers leave she says!
00:44:40 <PandasDontDrive> LOSER
00:44:43 <PandasDontDrive> muhahah
00:44:44 <kokothemonkey> they leave because i am ugly and i smell
00:44:54 <PandasDontDrive> aww
00:44:55 <ActionJackson> shutup PandasDontDrive your nick is obvious.
00:45:15 <kokothemonkey> also women don't like kiddy fiddlers
00:45:16 <ActionJackson> no1 in china drives due primarily to their inability to afford cars.
00:45:17 <kibblz> whats this ?
00:45:17 <kibblz> lol
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00:45:45 <kokothemonkey> the chinese can't drive on account of thier slanty eyes
00:45:56 <PandasDontDrive> now you made show girl leave
00:46:03 <PandasDontDrive> AHAH
00:46:04 * kokothemonkey cries
00:46:21 <ActionJackson> kokothemonkey YOU ARE RACIST
00:46:27 <ActionJackson> kokothemonkey you racist hitler scum
00:46:35 <ActionJackson> kokothemonkey JOIN ONE NATION you stupid racist
00:46:38 <ActionJackson> fuck your racism
00:46:47 <kokothemonkey> i prefer mengler :P
00:47:04 <kokothemonkey> he was a scientest
00:47:34 <ActionJackson> I will report you to austnet police for this racism.
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00:48:56 <kokothemonkey> what color are they ?
00:49:11 <dangerAFK> colour*
00:49:12 <kibblz> ur so sexy sex sex sexyyyy
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00:49:20 <kokothemonkey> i prefer color
00:49:46 <dangerAFK> its only ok if you're american, and then its just because the whole country is stupid
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00:50:02 <kokothemonkey> now whoose racist :P
00:50:17 <dangerAFK> americans arent a race
00:50:26 <kokothemonkey> some of them are
00:50:43 <ActionJackson> americans are a race.
00:50:45 <dangerAFK> individually they all are, collectively they arent
00:51:03 <kokothemonkey> so to be a race you have to be a diffrent color ?
00:51:10 <ActionJackson> each country has slight genetic variation, if americans aren't a race collectively , then there are no races.
00:51:28 <dangerAFK> im not debating with idiots.
00:51:32 <ActionJackson> you say some very stupid things dangerAFK
00:51:42 <kokothemonkey> because if it's just a matter of color the pakistanis and indians are the same race
00:51:52 <ActionJackson> dangerAFK you aren't debating at all, you're simply making yourself look ignorant.
00:51:56 <dangerAFK> americans are a collective nation of various races, the american race doesn't exist.
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00:52:19 <kokothemonkey> every nation nowdays is a collection of eople from diffrent areas
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00:52:22 Quit: xmsofix ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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00:52:26 <ActionJackson> well at what point does race start to exist then? English has been a race since..... 1066?
00:52:34 <ActionJackson> so is english a race?
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00:52:53 <ActionJackson> so a thousand years is enough to be a race, but not 200?
00:53:04 <kokothemonkey> well the english have been ruled by the romans the vikings and others
00:53:07 <ActionJackson> your logic has been brutally massacred dangerAFK.
00:53:10 <dangerAFK> when did i say english was a race?
00:53:23 <kokothemonkey> italy has been ruled by the moors
00:53:35 <ActionJackson> all races come into being via conglomoration of other races.
00:53:35 <dangerAFK> your pseudo intellectual attempt at pointing out flaws in my logic fails.
00:53:39 <ActionJackson> it's simple genetics.
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00:54:00 <kokothemonkey> so is asian a race ?
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00:54:06 <ActionJackson> why do they fail? don't simply tell me they fail, logically refute them.
00:54:07 <dangerAFK> and australia is 200, america is 400
00:54:09 <ActionJackson> if you can...
00:54:17 <ActionJackson> semantics.
00:54:17 <Pretty24> is amused at this convo...
00:54:18 <Pretty24> oops
00:54:22 * Pretty24 is amused at this convo...
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00:54:37 <PandasDontDrive> ill logically refute you
00:54:43 * PandasDontDrive cocks gun
00:54:44 <kokothemonkey> is asian a race ?
00:54:47 * PandasDontDrive puts to your head
00:54:50 <PandasDontDrive> ready?
00:54:50 <dangerAFK> ActionJackson: i dont feel the need to educate you on what is classed as a race.
00:54:55 <ActionJackson> PandasDontDrive: you're doing a better job so far.
00:55:11 <ActionJackson> dangerAFK: then why did you bring it up to begin with, you were all like
00:55:16 <ActionJackson> AMERICANS ARENT A RACE
00:55:32 <ActionJackson> now you're contradicting that?
00:55:36 <kokothemonkey> will somebody tell me if asian is a race
00:55:46 <dangerAFK> americans arent a race.
00:55:48 <ActionJackson> no, it isn't.
00:56:04 <ActionJackson> why not?
00:56:22 <dangerAFK> im watching something, if you feel the need to have this conversation when im not distracted ill be sure to school you later.
00:56:42 <kokothemonkey> so if a chinese person hates all japanese people are they racist ?
00:57:02 <ActionJackson> ok dangerAFK, because you're being made to look quite the fool atm, be sure to hurry back later.
00:57:10 <ActionJackson> chinese people do hate japanese people.
00:57:14 <ActionJackson> and yes it's racist.
00:57:37 <kokothemonkey> so if the french hate the english is that racism ?
00:57:47 <ActionJackson> yes, it's racism.
00:58:11 <kokothemonkey> if i hate retards is that racism ?
00:58:20 <PandasDontDrive> the french hate everybody
00:58:32 <PandasDontDrive> especially other french
00:58:33 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
00:58:58 <kokothemonkey> thats because they surrender to everyone :P
00:59:10 <Hatred> join italia
00:59:16 <Hatred> show_girl is there
00:59:18 <Hatred> she mad
00:59:26 <Hatred> needs some lovin
00:59:35 <kokothemonkey> did some one strech her sphincter ?
00:59:35 <PandasDontDrive> NO
00:59:45 <PandasDontDrive> ahah
00:59:51 <PandasDontDrive> just say no!
01:00:06 <ActionJackson> italians are racist too
01:01:02 <kokothemonkey> A sphincter is a structure, usually a circular muscle, that normally maintains constriction of a natural body passage or orifice and which relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning. There are over 40 different sphincters in the human body; some of these sphincters are microscopic in size.
01:01:28 <kokothemonkey> so does that mean the mouth is a sphincter ?
01:01:32 <ActionJackson> no
01:01:39 <ActionJackson> there are only really 2 of not
01:01:41 <ActionJackson> note
01:01:51 <ActionJackson> the gastric sphincter and the anal one.
01:02:02 <PandasDontDrive> i dont know why you know this
01:02:08 <PandasDontDrive> even i dont know it
01:02:14 <ActionJackson> university, try it some time.
01:02:14 <PandasDontDrive> and im an Asstronaut
01:02:17 <kokothemonkey> i'm not talking about noteable ones i am talking about all
01:02:32 <kokothemonkey> and there are two anal sphincters
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01:02:50 <kokothemonkey> the internal anal sphincter and the external anal sphincter
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01:04:18 <kokothemonkey> my sphincters better than your sphincter
01:04:48 <AzzA> you sphincter brings all the boys to the yard. damn right its better than mine
01:04:49 <PandasDontDrive> your sphincter brings all the boys to the yard
01:04:56 <PandasDontDrive> jinx
01:04:59 <AzzA> lol
01:05:06 <PandasDontDrive> ehe
01:05:12 <AzzA> how the fk
01:05:22 <AzzA> i thought i must have had a ghost connection here lol
01:05:27 <PandasDontDrive> lol
01:05:40 <AzzA> great minds
01:05:47 <PandasDontDrive> yes they do
01:05:49 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
01:05:53 <AzzA> ;)
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01:13:23 <kokothemonkey> i think i am sexually attracted to PandasDontDrive
01:14:23 <pillow_pants> explore those feelings
01:14:31 <pillow_pants> dont deny them
01:14:44 <AzzA> lol
01:15:07 <pillow_pants> haha
01:15:12 <pillow_pants> u got jinxed dude
01:15:46 <juliet_01> who wants to chat? pm me!
01:15:54 <pillow_pants> heh
01:15:59 <pillow_pants> cant find romeo
01:16:04 <juliet_01> lol
01:16:16 <juliet_01> so original
01:16:32 <kokothemonkey> juliet_01 i'm horny so i don't talk
01:16:41 <juliet_01> aha
01:16:45 <juliet_01> i see
01:17:00 <pillow_pants> i mash my knob into the keyboard
01:17:03 <pillow_pants> jklbhsf
01:17:10 Part: spunkymonkey ([email protected]) from #melbourne
01:17:39 <kokothemonkey> everytime i talk to a girl i get an erection and blow in my pants
01:17:50 <kokothemonkey> so it's a five second convo tops
01:17:57 <pillow_pants> cool
01:18:06 <juliet_01> well ur no good then koko
01:18:14 Join: perth-woman-34 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
01:18:33 <kokothemonkey> if you look good enough i might be able to go again maybe last 10 seconds
01:18:40 <juliet_01> haha
01:19:03 <pillow_pants> depends what they talk about for me
01:19:04 Part: Pretty24 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
01:19:11 <pillow_pants> they usually insult me
01:19:16 <pillow_pants> thats instant blowage
01:19:18 Nick: TurK is now known as TurK|aWaY
01:19:32 <kokothemonkey> they don't even bother with me thats even more insulting
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01:21:29 <pillow_pants> i blew just thinkin about it
01:21:36 <juliet_01> lmao
01:22:10 <kokothemonkey> i shorted out my laptop by blowing on it's keyboard
01:22:21 <PandasDontDrive> dude
01:22:25 <pillow_pants> rofl
01:22:34 Join: Rockyroll ([email protected]) to #melbourne
01:22:36 <pillow_pants> did u take it to the repair guy?
01:22:41 <pillow_pants> or
01:22:47 <pillow_pants> 'jizz mopper'
01:22:47 <AzzA> he said HP blows :P
01:22:51 <pillow_pants> lol
01:23:13 <kokothemonkey> yup i took it to the repair guy but i had to show my mother what i needed the money for first
01:23:26 <pillow_pants> huhuhuh
01:23:40 * Bastard is Playing [ 3330. Manticora - Freakshow ]
01:23:59 <pillow_pants> i got a dvd playa repaired... and they give it back.. with like a little envelope with a disc inside
01:24:07 <pillow_pants> and it was Kid Sparkles Anal Adventures
01:24:16 <pillow_pants> apparently it was inside the thing
01:24:26 <juliet_01> does anyone know why i cant receive private msgs?
01:24:37 <AzzA> are you registered?>
01:24:39 <Bastard> juliet_01: type //mode $me -R
01:24:41 <kokothemonkey> nobody likes you ?
01:24:43 <AzzA> you need to be registered
01:24:45 <pillow_pants> lol
01:24:52 <PandasDontDrive> so wrong pillow_pants
01:24:53 Join: missdizzy ([email protected]) to #melbourne
01:24:57 <juliet_01> i dont understand that mode stuff
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01:25:15 Join: Bee_Hornet ([email protected]) to #melbourne
01:25:24 <Bee_Hornet> babe boomers
01:25:25 <Rockyroll> register?
01:25:40 <Rockyroll> how do you register?
01:26:07 <kokothemonkey> i'm not allowed private messages, condition of my parole
01:26:18 * Bastard is Playing [ 3326. Manticora - Disciples of the entities ]
01:26:32 <Bee_Hornet> to hell with your kindness :p
01:27:02 <PandasDontDrive> lol kokothemonkey
01:27:06 <pillow_pants> hehehehe
01:27:08 <PandasDontDrive> nice one
01:27:24 <kokothemonkey> and this time it wasn't pedophillia
01:27:45 <kokothemonkey> it was terrorism :)
01:27:58 <juliet_01> omg i still cant register
01:28:09 <pillow_pants> kokothemonkey is a one stop shop
01:28:14 <pillow_pants> of redflag crime
01:28:17 <Bee_Hornet> they cant deport you cherry?
01:28:22 <ActionJackson> terrorism isn't a criminal charge u noob
01:28:27 <kokothemonkey> nope australian citizen
01:28:32 Part: perth-woman-34 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
01:28:45 <Bee_Hornet> I need to get back and save you all
01:28:47 <kokothemonkey> yes it is i can't remember the actual name of it though
01:29:22 <kokothemonkey> something like conspiracy to commit something
01:29:41 <Bee_Hornet> i swear i'll hide in a bush or ayers rock or tassie
01:29:50 <PandasDontDrive> im glad u said ayers rock
01:29:53 <PandasDontDrive> i say ayers rock
01:29:56 <kokothemonkey> samething benbrika was convicted of
01:29:58 <ActionJackson> NOT AYres rock, is uluru
01:30:04 <PandasDontDrive> its ayers rock
01:30:09 <Bee_Hornet> Ulumulu
01:30:13 <PandasDontDrive> uluru is something a child says before it can talk
01:30:18 <ActionJackson> ULURU
01:30:18 <ActionJackson> racist cnut
01:30:24 <PandasDontDrive> racist?
01:30:29 <PandasDontDrive> uluru isnt a word
01:30:34 <PandasDontDrive> it's mumble
01:30:51 Part: AzzA ([email protected]) from #melbourne
01:30:51 <PandasDontDrive> its what you say when ur taking a shit that tears ur ass open
01:30:52 <Bee_Hornet> I spoke the local words
01:30:55 <PandasDontDrive> UULLUURRUUUU
01:30:56 <kokothemonkey> it's not uluru or ayers, it's a fucking rock
01:31:02 <ActionJackson> PandasDontDrive: you are a racist fuck, go join the kkk.
01:31:12 <PandasDontDrive> you are reverse-racist
01:31:16 <pillow_pants> lol
01:31:16 <Bee_Hornet> i was being associated with workers as casual
01:31:20 <ActionJackson> it's not a rock, it's a monolith kokothemonkey, you are dumb.
01:31:29 <pillow_pants> huhuhu
01:31:30 <PandasDontDrive> now its a monolith
01:31:37 <PandasDontDrive> i thought it was a marshmellow
01:31:41 <PandasDontDrive> gone stail
01:31:43 <ActionJackson> saying reverse racist is inherently racist as is assumes that only one race can be racist.
01:31:55 <PandasDontDrive> so you are racist
01:31:56 <ActionJackson> it's stale you dummy
01:32:02 <pillow_pants> huhuhuh
01:32:03 <PandasDontDrive> i went to type stale
01:32:06 Part: kinjiru ([email protected]) from #melbourne
01:32:09 <Bee_Hornet> animals are also gay
01:32:09 <ActionJackson> repeat year 4
01:32:10 <PandasDontDrive> but i went with stail
01:32:14 <pillow_pants> hahaha
01:32:14 <PandasDontDrive> i stand by it
01:32:17 <kokothemonkey> reverse racism could be loving one particular race
01:32:22 <PandasDontDrive> it looks priddy
01:32:27 <PandasDontDrive> ITS IRC
01:32:29 <PandasDontDrive> get a life
01:32:37 <ActionJackson> it could be kokothemonkey
01:32:37 <Bee_Hornet> smile :)
01:32:40 <PandasDontDrive> somebody put this person out of our misery
01:32:46 <ActionJackson> PandasDontDrive: get a brain and i get a life, deal.
01:32:50 <kokothemonkey> i thought a monolith had to be man made
01:32:53 <ActionJackson> stail ... LOOOL
01:32:56 * shAds farts
01:33:00 <PandasDontDrive> no deal
01:33:01 <PandasDontDrive> shad!
01:33:04 <ActionJackson> nop.
01:33:05 <pillow_pants> huhuh
01:33:12 <juliet_01> i cant figure out how to register someone save me
01:33:34 <kokothemonkey> will you reward me with a blow job ?
01:33:35 <ActionJackson> you already registered
01:33:35 <PandasDontDrive> /msg nickop register (password) (email)
01:33:36 <PandasDontDrive> ?
01:33:40 <ActionJackson> otherwise you wouldn't be in here
01:33:42 Part: mamaffJ ([email protected]) from #melbourne
01:33:54 <ActionJackson> A monolith is a geological feature such as a mountain, consisting of a single massive stone or rock
01:33:59 <PandasDontDrive> true that
01:34:10 <kokothemonkey> so it is a rock
01:34:17 <pillow_pants> hahaha
01:34:26 <ActionJackson> nop monolith.
01:34:26 <PandasDontDrive> i thought ayers rock wasnt rock at all
01:34:28 <Bee_Hornet> Bulikgi. Ngonong nga-nanda-ny. Dutj ba-yaha-ny. Longh-nga nga-ga-ndi nendo-garang. Lurrkguny, di-nya nganung danurrut-da nendo-garang. Duh-ma nga-ra-ndi nothing, labali isn't it, nganing-gin nendo, dilk ma-ji-ng labali, bak-bak nga-rinyi-ng-wa.
01:34:36 <kokothemonkey> a single massive rock or monolith :P
01:34:40 <pillow_pants> u said it Bee_Hornet
01:34:44 <ActionJackson> or could be stone, but not exclusivly rock.
01:34:50 <PandasDontDrive> its a big thing ActionJackson whinges over
01:34:59 <pillow_pants> huhuhu
01:35:03 <kokothemonkey> i think it's a rock
01:35:08 * pillow_pants smokes it
01:35:12 <pillow_pants> its rock
01:35:15 <PandasDontDrive> ahah
01:35:21 * PandasDontDrive smokes some
01:35:22 <PandasDontDrive> mmmm
01:35:25 <Bee_Hornet> I have abo blood in me i can tell
01:35:26 <PandasDontDrive> so ayery
01:35:27 <ActionJackson> shutup PandasDontDrive you can't even spell basic words like stale, I think your opinion is worthless and that you are stupid.
01:35:29 <kokothemonkey> a rock of crack
01:35:36 <PandasDontDrive> ahah
01:35:39 <pillow_pants> ahaha
01:35:44 <PandasDontDrive> ill spell however i choose
01:35:47 <pillow_pants> its a rock, but it gets u stoned
01:35:50 <pillow_pants> stop arguing
01:35:52 <Bee_Hornet> a forest of weed
01:35:52 <kokothemonkey> i have abo cum in me
01:36:06 <PandasDontDrive> lol
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01:36:15 <Bee_Hornet> Jamba badi-yan gi-ya nung!
01:36:22 <PandasDontDrive> your arse is so loose
01:36:28 <PandasDontDrive> abos think its a fkn circus tent
01:36:37 <PandasDontDrive> and cum in by the dozen
01:36:43 <Bee_Hornet> yilkgawu
01:36:59 <PandasDontDrive> i was watching abc
01:37:12 <PandasDontDrive> and the guy asks the aboriginie, what is so special about the traditional land he owns
01:37:30 <PandasDontDrive> and the aboriginie says "it has cliffs and waterfall"
01:37:53 <pillow_pants> hehehe
01:37:56 <pillow_pants> heheh
01:38:01 <PandasDontDrive> im amazed he could stand on two legs for any number of consecutive minutes without relaxing on all fours
01:38:07 <kokothemonkey> the abos call my asshole goony-goo-loo
01:38:15 <PandasDontDrive> lol
01:38:21 <PandasDontDrive> im goin to bed
01:38:25 <PandasDontDrive> by which i mean couch
01:38:36 <kokothemonkey> can i join you
01:38:52 Nick: PandasDontDrive is now known as PandasDontSleep
01:38:57 <PandasDontSleep> nite homies
01:39:02 <juliet_01> NickOp HELP Register
01:39:04 * PandasDontSleep smax shAds
01:39:07 <kokothemonkey> nite my love
01:39:13 <PandasDontSleep> lol
01:39:24 <ActionJackson> i'm so glad PandasDontdrive is gone, fuck what a moron
01:39:52 <kokothemonkey> he's not heavy he's my brother
01:40:16 <ActionJackson> it's 'he ain't"
01:40:20 <ActionJackson> get it right kokothemonkey
01:40:36 <ActionJackson> if you're going to be unoriginal, at least get it right kokothemonkey
01:40:42 <kokothemonkey> i prefer my way
01:40:57 <pillow_pants> lol
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01:41:24 <ActionJackson> also kokothemonkey in your nick Koko should have a capital as it is a name
01:41:33 <pillow_pants> <juliet_01> NickOp HELP Register
01:41:34 <pillow_pants> hahaha
01:41:36 <ActionJackson> proper noun.
01:41:42 <kokothemonkey> just like i prefer my choke chain rarther than my harness
01:41:46 <chort> hi
01:41:58 <Bee_Hornet> I m not a red neck :(
01:42:27 <juliet_01> lol
01:42:29 <juliet_01> thanx
01:42:34 <juliet_01> i think im ready now
01:42:42 <pillow_pants> baha
01:42:48 <pillow_pants> juliet is off her tits
01:42:58 <kokothemonkey> i never knew carl weathers had such a penchant for grammar
01:43:06 <pillow_pants> action jackson is a hell whiney bitch
01:43:10 <pillow_pants> lol
01:43:16 <juliet_01> lol
01:43:40 <ActionJackson> pillow_pants: i piss on you face you fat mother fok
01:43:49 <kokothemonkey> he's just got sand in his vagina because he didn't get to see the latest carl weathers movie
01:43:50 <shAds> 0,0
01:43:59 <pillow_pants> aight
01:44:12 <kokothemonkey> ActionJackson isn't it fuck not fok
01:44:26 * ActionJackson pisses slowly, arrogantly all over pillow_pants
01:44:28 <pillow_pants> dude adctionjackson WAS the last carl weathers movie
01:44:35 <pillow_pants> he is fuckin lame
01:44:45 <Bee_Hornet> what's the best thing about a blow job from an Ethiopian woman?
01:44:56 <kokothemonkey> wasn't rocky 4 after that ?
01:44:58 <pillow_pants> the fact that they are ugly?
01:45:04 <Bee_Hornet> You know she'll swallow.
01:45:24 Part: kibblz ([email protected]) from #melbourne
01:45:27 * mr`indiazz slaps juliet_01 around a bit with a large trout
01:45:32 <Bee_Hornet> ActionJackson is russian wog
01:46:01 <chort> what is wog?
01:46:14 <pillow_pants> huhuhuh
01:46:32 <kokothemonkey> it's not russian it's ruskie or commie get it right :P
01:46:33 <ActionJackson> Bee_Hornet I will blow my vodka cum on u ugly bitch face u mother bitch
01:46:43 <pillow_pants> wow
01:46:49 <ActionJackson> kokothemonkey: russia isn't communist since 1989 you dummy
01:46:54 <ActionJackson> fuck you are so dumb kokothemonkey
01:46:55 <pillow_pants> bahaha
01:47:02 <ActionJackson> seriously you repeated didn't you kokothemonkey?
01:47:15 <chort> Poshli vse na xyi russkie ne komunisti
01:47:20 <Bee_Hornet> why are abo's getting stronger? cos TV'S are getting bigger
01:47:25 <pillow_pants> dude ur grammah sux arse
01:47:31 <pillow_pants> actionjackson rofl
01:47:33 Part: mr`indiazz ([email protected]) from #melbourne
01:47:41 <kokothemonkey> i still call russians pinko commies :P
01:47:54 <ActionJackson> kokothemonkey: well stop, it make you look retard
01:48:10 Nick: apache is now known as BOKH
01:48:10 <John_Dumby> any hungry females onlnie? msg me please.
01:48:15 <chort> Russia is not com country if you sill think so you are stupid mutton
01:48:27 <chort> :P
01:48:31 <ActionJackson> he a roast mutton mother bitch
01:48:40 <ActionJackson> punkass chimpo
01:48:42 <Bee_Hornet> what happened to the abo that had an abortion? crimestoppers sent her a check for 500$
01:48:56 <kokothemonkey> carl weathers last movie was the comebacks in 2007
01:49:05 <pillow_pants> lol
01:49:48 <kokothemonkey> i looked it up :P
01:51:06 <kokothemonkey> i wonder why ActionJackson has so much sand in his vagina
01:51:16 <pillow_pants> yeh
01:51:17 <Bee_Hornet> she does?
01:51:21 <ActionJackson> kokothemonkey : coz your tongue was covered in it ;)
01:51:28 <pillow_pants> o man
01:51:31 <Bee_Hornet> http://farm1.static.flickr.com/117/302473452_7cc166dacc_o.jpg
01:51:33 <ActionJackson> LOL BURNED
01:51:35 <Bee_Hornet> my flag
01:51:36 <ActionJackson> ZING
01:51:56 <kokothemonkey> ActionJackson that proves you will fuck anything you dirty skank
01:51:59 <pillow_pants> so.. u let koko lick our ur vagina with his sandy tongue?
01:52:02 <pillow_pants> yeh
01:52:04 <pillow_pants> burned
01:52:16 <ActionJackson> yes it burned
01:52:19 <pillow_pants> are u ok koko?
01:52:32 <ActionJackson> kokothemonkey having a brain collapse
01:52:34 <ActionJackson> goin mental
01:52:39 <ActionJackson> ragin'
01:52:41 Nick: BOKH is now known as turkey
01:52:45 <kokothemonkey> i though i got crabs in my beard from ActionJackson
01:52:49 <pillow_pants> hehe
01:52:52 <John_Dumby> any girls named EMma from Tyabb? msg me please.
01:53:06 <kokothemonkey> have to have a brain for it to collapse
01:53:11 <Bee_Hornet> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7PLMlx0PaQ
01:53:12 <pillow_pants> rofl
02:01:52 Topic Is: Welcome to #Melbourne!
02:01:52 Set By: (Bazza) on: Sun Jul 26 14:43:34 2009
02:01:52 Join: NiCeBoY ([email protected]) to #melbourne
02:01:54 <Rockyroll> lol
02:02:00 <Bee_Hornet> my nuts are different size
02:02:11 <kokothemonkey> i have three testicles
02:02:29 <chort> you have to visit a doctor then Bee
02:02:44 <Rockyroll> dang
02:02:47 <Rockyroll> no females to chat
02:02:57 <kokothemonkey> i can act female
02:03:09 <chort> so they are teasing us :P
02:03:11 <kokothemonkey> i can take it in the ass like a female too
02:03:17 <Bee_Hornet> I might wax my hairy body
02:03:30 <Bee_Hornet> female doesnt it like in the ass
02:03:39 <Bee_Hornet> they can sue you for saying that
02:03:42 <kokothemonkey> some females like it in the ass
02:03:48 <juliet_01> *ll
02:03:48 <Bee_Hornet> I do
02:04:08 <Bee_Hornet> wish i has two vagina
02:04:09 <chort> are you fem Bee?
02:04:17 <Bee_Hornet> ya
02:04:21 Part: Italo38 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
02:04:27 <Rockyroll> lol
02:04:38 <chort> who is koko then?
02:04:49 <Bee_Hornet> she's a big girl
02:04:50 <kokothemonkey> i did a chick in the ass once
02:04:50 <Rockyroll> they all male
02:05:01 Part: MrM5 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
02:05:04 <chort> yeah i guess so
02:05:10 <Rockyroll> how come there are so many girls does one night stand
02:05:21 <kokothemonkey> i'm a plus plus plus size gal
02:05:34 <chort> haha is it so unusial for this room?
02:05:41 <kokothemonkey> nope
02:05:45 <Bee_Hornet> i went to this tranny swinger party and came out next morning got luied up vise versa
02:06:23 <kokothemonkey> i want to go to a tranny swinger party
02:06:29 <Bee_Hornet> moreover it was free
02:06:32 <Bee_Hornet> i know heaps
02:06:41 <kokothemonkey> oooo invite me :)
02:06:48 Part: Jaguar81 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
02:06:50 <Bee_Hornet> ring capri in grey st, she's south african white girl
02:07:00 <Bee_Hornet> she is perfect for ya
02:07:09 <Bee_Hornet> mwha
02:07:11 Part: Bee_Hornet ([email protected]) from #melbourne
02:07:22 <chort> is she hot?
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02:09:02 <pillow_pants> wtf
02:09:09 <pillow_pants> i mean... aren't all trannys swingers?
02:09:40 <pillow_pants> i mean they cant marry for one thing
02:09:51 <ActionJackson> no, shut the fuck up pillow_pants you stupid fuck
02:10:03 <ActionJackson> i will punch you in the eye for being so prejudiced
02:10:07 <pillow_pants> and surely im not alone in thinking that trannys and monogamy dont really go together
02:10:18 <pillow_pants> lol
02:10:25 <ActionJackson> yes you are alone, no1 is agreeing with you
02:10:27 <ActionJackson> you retardo
02:10:50 <kokothemonkey> if legally declared the oppisite sex they can marry
02:10:56 <pillow_pants> really koko?
02:11:00 <pillow_pants> i mean
02:11:01 <kokothemonkey> yup
02:11:10 <pillow_pants> do they get legally declared?
02:11:21 <pillow_pants> is that something
02:11:22 <pillow_pants> which
02:11:23 <pillow_pants> happens
02:11:44 <kokothemonkey> yup you can apply to get the sex on your birth certificate legally changed
02:11:57 <ActionJackson> koko knows about it from sucking so much tranny cock
02:12:05 <ActionJackson> that's why kokothemonkey knows
02:12:09 <pillow_pants> yeh
02:12:12 <mikey> >:/
02:12:14 <ActionJackson> coz it says kok in kokothemonkey
02:12:16 <pillow_pants> ActionJackson is really something
02:12:21 <kokothemonkey> unfortunatley i haven't been lucky enough to have a tranny
02:12:23 <pillow_pants> it does!
02:12:26 <ActionJackson> lol
02:13:17 * pillow_pants gives koko a tranny
02:13:28 <kokothemonkey> YAY!!!!!
02:13:48 <pillow_pants> its in mint condition
02:14:01 <pillow_pants> near mint
02:14:14 <kokothemonkey> virgin ?
02:14:21 <pillow_pants> naw
02:14:55 <pillow_pants> in the industry the term is 'untested'
02:15:03 <pillow_pants> and frowned upon
02:15:30 <pillow_pants> i could help u out tho. u want a job?
02:15:35 <pillow_pants> in the testing lab?
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02:28:21 * Bee_Hornet slaps bron around a bit with a large trout
02:28:25 <Bee_Hornet> lol
02:28:28 Part: bron ([email protected]) from #melbourne
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02:28:36 <mikey> bron, staying or going?
02:28:42 <bron> staying
02:28:45 <bron> had to change servers
02:28:50 <bron> badger is for fags
02:28:54 <bron> kept flooding me out
02:28:55 <bron> MATE
02:28:56 <Bee_Hornet> change rubbers?
02:29:07 <bron> in australia theyre called condoms, and im female
02:29:09 <kokothemonkey> bron are you hot ?
02:29:11 <Bee_Hornet> I m a sparrow
02:29:31 <bron> kokothemonkey are you the proud owner of an extra chromosome?
02:29:35 <Bee_Hornet> he is a stud
02:29:52 <Bee_Hornet> we could make super DNA
02:30:11 <kokothemonkey> i have 3 extra chromosomes
02:30:23 <bron> that would make you a super downie
02:30:27 <Bee_Hornet> i think i have lack of -O
02:30:45 <kokothemonkey> mit's just that people have said bron is hot and people say bron is fugly, i want to know the truth
02:30:59 <Bee_Hornet> toothy
02:31:13 <bron> i gots me a nice set of fucked up chompers ey
02:31:15 <Bee_Hornet> i swallow too
02:31:31 <kokothemonkey> i swallow :)
02:31:53 <Bee_Hornet> group-chain-love
02:32:11 <kokothemonkey> hard to eat when you dont
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02:32:47 <Bee_Hornet> maybe a rope could help to knot
02:33:57 <Bee_Hornet> who has bipolar disorder in here?
02:34:05 <pillow_pants> think i do
02:34:19 <pillow_pants> or
02:34:24 <bron> you 'think' you do
02:34:27 <bron> ..
02:34:29 <Bee_Hornet> i forget things
02:34:31 <pillow_pants> well
02:34:33 <pillow_pants> one of my personalities definately does
02:34:38 <pillow_pants> the other 3
02:34:39 <bron> probably a good idea to go see a doctor about that
02:34:40 <pillow_pants> im not sure
02:34:43 <chort> you are still awoken hehe
02:35:03 <Bee_Hornet> other day i was searching all of the carparks to look for my vehicle
02:35:28 <Bee_Hornet> then i realised i had caught a bus
02:35:36 <bron> :/
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02:35:55 <bron> isnt there an ad about a woman who catches the bus home frm work then realises she drove to wor
02:35:58 <bron> k
02:36:09 <Bastard> wouldnt know. dont watch TV
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02:36:20 <chort> i guess Bee is male hehe
02:36:27 <pillow_pants> u ever get the bus
02:36:32 <pillow_pants> and u get where ur going
02:36:38 <pillow_pants> and u've still got ur tv remote?
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02:37:23 <kokothemonkey> i keep my tv remote in my colon
02:37:34 <pillow_pants> so its pretty much
02:37:42 <pillow_pants> always there right
02:37:49 <kokothemonkey> yup
02:37:58 <pillow_pants> my question must have been nonsense to you then
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02:38:02 <pillow_pants> ha
02:38:06 <pillow_pants> u get that everyday!
02:38:14 <pillow_pants> see
02:38:17 <pillow_pants> for us other folks
02:39:19 <pillow_pants> remote retention is quite a shock
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02:40:27 <kokothemonkey> i just stick a finger in my ass to channge the channel
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02:40:43 <pillow_pants> have u tried jsut training ur ass muscles?
02:40:48 <battleSCArred> how da fk
02:41:00 <battleSCArred> quite impressive
02:41:52 <kokothemonkey> nah my ass muscles are very loose
02:44:31 <kokothemonkey> it's like a suitcase
02:44:42 <pillow_pants> of course
02:44:50 <pillow_pants> u have the other remotes there aswell?
02:44:53 <pillow_pants> or just the
02:45:03 <pillow_pants> one
02:45:39 <kokothemonkey> nah, but i have a rubiks cube
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02:46:02 <kokothemonkey> my jacket
02:46:20 <kokothemonkey> spare pair of shoes
02:46:35 <kokothemonkey> my laptop
02:46:50 <kokothemonkey> keys
02:47:11 <kokothemonkey> lord of the rings novels
02:47:32 <pillow_pants> 1st edition?
02:47:34 <kokothemonkey> shotgun
02:47:50 <kokothemonkey> nah i'm not that lucky
02:48:00 <kokothemonkey> 22 inch monitor
02:48:07 <pillow_pants> theyd loose value in ur ass anyway
02:48:07 <kokothemonkey> dvd player
02:48:09 <pillow_pants> i was gonna say
02:48:25 <pillow_pants> is most of it wireless?
02:48:55 <John_Dumby> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew74bFURFi8
02:49:01 <kokothemonkey> no i have a system of wires coming out of my ass
02:49:24 <pillow_pants> heh
02:49:29 <pillow_pants> must be confusing
02:49:44 <kokothemonkey> it is with all the power boards
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02:50:52 <pillow_pants> y dont u just leech the power
02:51:06 <pillow_pants> from like ur colons power supply
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02:51:14 <pillow_pants> hard to set up i spose
02:51:28 <kokothemonkey> yeah
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02:57:14 <John_Dumby> Mz_Innocent
02:57:27 <Mz_Innocent> ye
02:57:39 <John_Dumby> wozzup, sweet-cheeks.
02:57:56 <Mz_Innocent> not muchh n u?
02:58:20 <John_Dumby> trying to solve the worlds problems.
02:58:32 <John_Dumby> on twitter of course.
02:58:56 <Bee_Hornet> la la la la la...... na na na na na na na na na na na shes got the look na na na na na na na na na na na na na shes got the look
02:59:25 <Mz_Innocent> ahhh yeah
02:59:27 <John_Dumby> Bee_Hornet have you come across any pretty trannies lately?
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02:59:52 <Bee_Hornet> only in IRC though man
03:00:00 <soldier> o rly?
03:00:47 <Bee_Hornet> walking like a man..hitting like a hammer..she's a juvenile scam
03:01:16 <soldier> ??
03:01:23 <Bee_Hornet> ��
03:01:24 <soldier> wot u tok abt bru
03:01:31 <soldier> sorry bro no engliip
03:01:33 <soldier> spek alb??
03:02:05 <Bee_Hornet> urb tba kot u tow
03:02:36 <soldier> ????
03:02:40 <soldier> u wan mi make u ded?
03:02:52 <Bee_Hornet> albanian
03:03:06 <battleSCArred> arnaut
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03:03:52 <Bee_Hornet> ����
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03:04:51 <juliet_01> mire mbrama
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03:16:22 <soldier> boring.com/thisplace
03:16:45 <Bee_Hornet> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ0hwTzOMPE
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03:27:46 <Bee_Hornet> Titan is the largest moon of Saturn and the second largest moon in the solar system. It is larger than the planets Mercury and Pluto.
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03:35:15 <Bee_Hornet> Saturn's largest moon, Titan, may have a subterranean ocean of hydrocarbons and some topsy-turvy topography in which the summits of its mountains lie lower than its average surface elevation, according to new research.
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03:37:21 <Bee_Hornet> this planet is a Shemale
03:38:06 <Bee_Hornet> At first glance, if Earth had a twin, it would be Venus. The two planets are similar in size, mass, composition, and distance from the Sun.
03:40:15 <Bee_Hornet> Venus reflects so much sunlight, it is usually the brightest planet in the night sky.
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03:41:52 <paul_banks> Hello. You�ve reached Alan Rickman at 555-0122. Please leave a message at the beep.� (BEEEP) �Hello Alan Rickman, it�s Alan Rickman, reminding you to move the pork chops from the freezer to the refrigerator so they defrost properly. Do not disappoint me.� (Click) (Ring) �Hello. You�ve reached Alan Rickman at 555-0122. Please leave a message at the beep.� (BEEEP) �Alan�it�s me again. Remember that turtle joke for the party. Heheheheheh
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03:49:04 <Bee_Hornet> Earth-type life around flare stars may be unlikely because their planets must be located very close to dim red dwarfs to be warmed sufficiently by star light to have liquid water (about 0.007 AU for Proxima), which makes flares even more dangerous around such stars.
03:49:47 <paul_banks> who here has a macbook
03:50:33 <Bee_Hornet> my sis
03:50:45 <paul_banks> should i get 1
03:51:18 <Bee_Hornet> only if that costs cheap
03:51:25 <Bee_Hornet> http://www.solstation.com/images/sol2disk.jpg
03:51:43 <paul_banks> ill look at some reviews on youtube
03:51:55 <paul_banks> thats how i maek all my desisions
03:52:14 <Bee_Hornet> Sirius A is hotter, bluer, and younger than our Sun
03:56:13 <Bee_Hornet> http://www.spirasolaris.ca/sirius2h.gif
03:56:54 <Bee_Hornet> how many sun is there in the universe? 10000000000000000000000 stars in the universe..
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03:57:40 <Geek-Girl> Pants.
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03:59:33 <pervert> SMASHING RENNYS
03:59:44 <pervert> renegades!
03:59:45 <pervert> renegades!
03:59:56 <pervert> any of you bastards got a match?
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04:01:06 <paul_banks> brr
04:01:09 <paul_banks> cold
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04:15:47 <corpsehorn> hehehe
04:16:05 <paul_banks> huh
04:16:27 <corpsehorn> sup paul banks?
04:16:32 <corpsehorn> who are you?
04:16:43 <paul_banks> paul..........paul bakns
04:17:46 <paul_banks> Shy teens at higher risk of substance abuse
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04:19:08 <corpsehorn> lol
04:19:14 <corpsehorn> cool
04:19:21 <corpsehorn> how old are u?
04:19:25 <paul_banks> 14
04:19:30 <corpsehorn> ic
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04:20:40 <corpsehorn> im watching I Love You Man
04:20:45 <corpsehorn> funny
04:21:02 <paul_banks> ok
04:21:05 <paul_banks> who r u
04:21:27 <corpsehorn> pillow_pants
04:21:33 <paul_banks> ohhhhhhhhhhh
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04:54:57 <paul_banks> i see.
04:55:09 <oklahoma> u do
04:55:13 <oklahoma> heh heh
04:55:19 <oklahoma> whats up
04:55:23 <paul_banks> nothing
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05:01:06 <oklahoma> great stuff
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05:09:03 <oklahoma> *slap*
05:09:04 <oklahoma> *slap*
05:09:04 Mode: (by stebie) +bb oklahoma!*@* *!*@518f8967.iinet.net.au
05:09:05 Kick: oklahoma was kicked by stebie (Repeating is not tolerated (3+ times) <autoban>)
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05:55:44 <Bee_Hornet> time's up
05:56:23 <Bee_Hornet> think of moving to another planet
05:56:45 <Bee_Hornet> you have failed couldnt save this world, here kiss my (_|_)
05:57:18 <Bee_Hornet> Get ready for a global heatwave
05:59:26 <Bee_Hornet> vote the green your call
05:59:47 <Bee_Hornet> togather we can make changes
06:00:08 <Bee_Hornet> I swear only if i had a chance to save it, i would
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06:29:59 <Bee_Hornet> get me back ya cowards
06:30:04 <Bee_Hornet> meanless pricks
06:30:21 <Bee_Hornet> I shall die for AUSTRALIA
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06:57:21 <Warrior_Lone> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXPkmIwwobA
07:00:44 <Warrior_Lone> �� xxxxxx +++ xxxxxxx ��
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07:12:13 <Warrior_Lone> crazy nuts
07:13:14 <Warrior_Lone> me too
07:13:38 <Warrior_Lone> any teen gay boys here?
07:14:12 <Warrior_Lone> i love that queer show
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07:18:58 <^helterskelter^> wake up bitches
07:21:02 <Geek-Girl> No.
07:21:23 <^helterskelter^> oh come on now
07:21:25 <^helterskelter^> play nice
07:29:50 * xarcos removes your legs.
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07:50:46 <paul_banks> ;p
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08:02:13 <invizzi> morning
08:03:24 <deathdealer> top of the morn to you
08:04:15 <deathdealer> http://www.theage.com.au/national/state-faces-worstever-fire-season-20090728-e06s.html
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08:04:27 <deathdealer> i got gamed
08:04:47 <invizzi> i haven't been followed the news in america much but it seems the people there are no longer so in love with obama
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08:05:09 <Warrior_Lone> only nigga i trust is me
08:05:16 <invizzi> even niggas hate him now
08:05:19 <Warrior_Lone> :p
08:05:31 <invizzi> he has some some things that are turning people off him. i dunno what
08:05:34 <Warrior_Lone> yep yep yep
08:05:47 <invizzi> they are being idiots, he sounds great to me
08:06:05 <Warrior_Lone> global emission is not just obama's fault
08:06:23 <Warrior_Lone> we re all in
08:06:52 <invizzi> he hasnt done anything about that yet
08:07:00 <invizzi> i already know what is going to be done about global warming
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08:10:25 <Warrior_Lone> rove was right about babe boomers
08:10:54 <invizzi> what did he say
08:11:04 <Warrior_Lone> he says gay sex are awesome
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08:12:03 <invizzi> nah
08:12:17 <Warrior_Lone> i just made that up, sif i care
08:12:45 <Warrior_Lone> i m not going to act anymore
08:13:10 <invizzi> so you are admitting you are gay?
08:14:02 <Warrior_Lone> every man for himself
08:14:20 <Warrior_Lone> when it's needed
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10:23:14 <TurK> `op
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11:03:53 <ElectroDoll> SCrEAMFESTTTT omg.
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11:04:23 <ElectroDoll> O.o
11:04:23 <ElectroDoll> wtf
11:04:25 <ElectroDoll> SONATA ARCTICA
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11:17:09 <{orbit}> zomg teh fulsik dose bro .. teh vl turbos ey bro .. tututututut
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11:26:53 <[FUNKY_FX]> lol shit vl
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11:31:58 <Pieter> im off
11:32:00 <Pieter> bbl
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12:01:14 <Lilah> bewm.
12:02:03 * Lilah weaves an event horizon for a class 3 singularity
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12:49:01 <Bellatrix> well this is fun...
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12:50:50 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i want you people to breed and increase your numbers
12:51:09 <Bellatrix> hahaha
12:51:13 <Bellatrix> you people?
12:51:21 <Bellatrix> WiLd_TuRkeY, can you come and clean my house?
12:51:29 <Bellatrix> :P
12:51:31 <WiLd_TuRkeY> how much for
12:51:34 <Bellatrix> pfft
12:51:37 <Bellatrix> im not paying you
12:51:42 <WiLd_TuRkeY> :)
12:51:58 <Bellatrix> if i wanted to pay someone I would employ a professional
12:52:02 <WiLd_TuRkeY> isnt it the chicks job to get dressed in the maid outfit and clean?
12:52:14 <Bellatrix> thats hot.. but i cbf
12:52:26 <Bellatrix> i just walked for 4-5kms
12:52:29 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i bet u'd have a Go GO Duster
12:52:38 <Bellatrix> go go buster?
12:52:40 <Bellatrix> what the fuck...
12:52:43 <WiLd_TuRkeY> google i
12:52:45 <WiLd_TuRkeY> it
12:52:57 <Lilah> chachi
12:52:59 <Bellatrix> nah...
12:53:04 <Bellatrix> thats even more effort
12:53:09 <Bellatrix> im tired
12:53:20 <Bellatrix> i think i need to eat
12:53:32 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Global Shop Direct - Go Duster https://globalshopdirect.com.au/index.php?page=shop.product_details&category_id=24&flypage=shop.flypage&product_id=1&option=com_virtuemart&Itemid=1&vmcchk=1&Itemid=1
12:53:46 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u dont have to type that. :)
12:54:15 <Bellatrix> haha
12:54:50 <Bellatrix> i discovered today... i want to live near Maribyrnong River
12:55:07 <Bellatrix> the houses there are stunning
12:55:07 <Bellatrix> the ones that look over thr river anyways
12:55:26 <WiLd_TuRkeY> which suburb
12:55:44 <Bellatrix> ooo i know what a go go duster is
12:55:48 <Bellatrix> its maribyrnong
12:55:50 <Bellatrix> i think
12:55:57 <Bellatrix> however i live like 5 seconds away :P
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12:56:36 <WiLd_TuRkeY> only place i can think of is footscray
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12:56:45 <Bellatrix> nah i dont live there
12:56:50 <Bellatrix> i live in Maidstone
12:56:58 <Bellatrix> 2 seconds from Highpoint :(
12:57:14 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im 2 secs from werribee plaza
12:57:33 <WiLd_TuRkeY> we had a hgarris scrafe but they closed it and opened myer
12:57:47 <Bellatrix> eeep
12:57:49 <Bellatrix> yuk
12:57:50 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i like buying shoes for $50 from harris
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13:00:31 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hi Great1ShadowOfAllahOnEarth
13:00:42 <Great1ShadowOfAllahOnEarth> hey
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13:01:25 * WiLd_TuRkeY puts Great1ShadowOfAllahOnEarth thru a lie detector test
13:01:46 <WiLd_TuRkeY> tools police need
13:01:51 * Great1ShadowOfAllahOnEarth says no comment
13:01:59 <WiLd_TuRkeY> or is that going to far in the name of god
13:02:33 <Great1ShadowOfAllahOnEarth> definately i should be taken at my word
13:03:10 <WiLd_TuRkeY> if u pass the polygraph uve got the job
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13:03:38 <WiLd_TuRkeY> its a conspiracy!
13:03:40 * Great1ShadowOfAllahOnEarth reads how to cheat a lie detector
13:03:52 <Great1ShadowOfAllahOnEarth> yes it is a conspiracy
13:03:59 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i think its impossible to cheat them
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13:04:15 <Great1ShadowOfAllahOnEarth> its been done before
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13:04:51 <WiLd_TuRkeY> unless the subject was so unemotionally attached
13:04:59 <WiLd_TuRkeY> wheres that word im olooking for
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13:05:11 <Great1ShadowOfAllahOnEarth> where you last left it
13:05:34 <WiLd_TuRkeY> detached
13:06:13 <Great1ShadowOfAllahOnEarth> most murderers probably arent attached to their victims
13:06:16 <WiLd_TuRkeY> soon ill be having godspeak
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13:18:08 <Roddy_Rio> hello there
13:18:29 <Roddy_Rio> wow... this is my first time on this server
13:18:41 <Roddy_Rio> didnt know it was in crowd...
13:18:59 <Roddy_Rio> its too quiet in here
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13:19:02 <Roddy_Rio> wots wrong?
13:19:18 <knuckles> lol
13:19:23 <knuckles> ur in the wrong chan mate
13:19:27 <knuckles> and at the wrong time
13:19:33 <Roddy_Rio> oh really?
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13:19:52 <knuckles> yes really
13:19:52 <Roddy_Rio> thats wierd.. being speechless make no sense at all
13:20:05 <Roddy_Rio> no really man
13:20:13 <Roddy_Rio> isnt it a channel to talk?
13:20:17 <Lilah> Why is there chatting in this channel?
13:20:21 <Lilah> >:/
13:20:25 <Roddy_Rio> orrrr ppl want to look to each other?
13:20:32 <Lilah> Please be quiet.
13:20:34 <Lilah> We're meditating.
13:20:36 <knuckles> yes
13:20:37 <knuckles> be quiet
13:20:38 <Roddy_Rio> lol
13:20:41 <knuckles> we are mediatating
13:20:43 <Roddy_Rio> meditatin?
13:20:48 <Roddy_Rio> lol
13:20:55 <Roddy_Rio> watta ignorance..
13:22:16 <profiler> when do we pass around the wheatgrass shots?
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13:23:02 <Lilah> 1:35 followed by light refreshments.
13:24:02 <knuckles> yes
13:24:02 <knuckles> lol
13:24:03 <knuckles> lolol
13:25:03 * profiler lights incense
13:25:11 <Lilah> Ommmmmmmmm
13:25:28 <profiler> let us join hands
13:25:42 <profiler> in spirit
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13:26:06 * Lilah joins her spirit hands with profiler and knuckles
13:26:42 <knuckles> lol
13:26:42 <knuckles> wtf
13:26:46 * Lilah chews on diditforthelulz
13:26:53 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vv Lilah Bass`Babe85
13:26:57 <diditforthelulz> :)
13:27:07 * profiler pulls out the paote`
13:27:12 <Lilah> What the hell. That was really weird timing.
13:27:19 <diditforthelulz> lol no shit
13:27:29 <Lilah> hahahah
13:27:41 <Lilah> I shall chew more often.
13:27:55 <diditforthelulz> lolol
13:31:42 <profiler> im sick of this shit weather... whats it like in melbourne atm ?
13:31:49 <knuckles> good
13:32:17 <profiler> well thats good for you guys
13:32:24 <Roddy_Rio> knuckles what happened with da meditation?
13:32:25 <profiler> is it meant to last ?
13:32:38 <knuckles> fuck it
13:32:44 <knuckles> couldnt be fuked
13:32:45 <knuckles> too busy
13:33:13 <Roddy_Rio> knuckles are you friend of sonic?
13:33:48 <profiler> wow did you just think of that then?
13:34:11 <Roddy_Rio> roger that
13:34:15 <profiler> amazing
13:34:35 <Roddy_Rio> is it?
13:34:44 <Roddy_Rio> its getting late ...
13:34:54 <diditforthelulz> http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff245/Alter5/fail2.jpg
13:34:55 <Roddy_Rio> before scurryin off to bed..
13:34:55 <diditforthelulz> lmfao
13:34:58 <Roddy_Rio> i would like to...
13:35:22 <Roddy_Rio> to..
13:35:25 <Roddy_Rio> hm
13:35:28 <Roddy_Rio> to..
13:35:39 <Roddy_Rio> of f.. i forgot the english word
13:35:51 <profiler> talk shit
13:35:53 <Roddy_Rio> damn it seems i will never learn english lol
13:35:53 <profiler> ??
13:36:08 <profiler> procrastinate?
13:36:14 <Roddy_Rio> lol
13:36:32 <Roddy_Rio> that sounds funny .. but i aint sure if id say that thing u know
13:36:49 * Roddy_Rio scratchs his head ouutt
13:37:10 <Roddy_Rio> my girl is living in Brazil
13:37:17 <Roddy_Rio> shes such a nice person
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13:37:32 <Roddy_Rio> but when i moved to brazil ... she moved up to Canada
13:37:46 <Roddy_Rio> then im not sure if shes really in brazil right now
13:38:01 <Roddy_Rio> im red then no money for travelling to Canada
13:38:34 <Roddy_Rio> i called up her mother and she said that shes intending to move to the States where shes about to get a new job
13:38:40 <Roddy_Rio> what can i do folks?
13:38:49 <Roddy_Rio> gimme a way to guide...!?!?!?!
13:39:14 <Roddy_Rio> should i stay or shuld i go?
13:39:44 <Lilah> tl;dr.
13:39:49 <Roddy_Rio> ?
13:40:02 <Roddy_Rio> Lilah what u mean?
13:40:35 <Roddy_Rio> doctor what?
13:40:40 <Roddy_Rio> Lilah are u ok?
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13:40:57 <Roddy_Rio> u got a +voice, but u cant talk!?!?!
13:41:04 <Roddy_Rio> i cnt take it
13:42:20 <Roddy_Rio> yall a bunch of bots..
13:42:43 <Roddy_Rio> dats why u keep actin a fool like this
13:43:06 <profiler> lol
13:43:17 * profiler dances like a robot
13:43:17 <Roddy_Rio> what does lol mean?
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13:43:57 <Roddy_Rio> lol = lambe outro lado?
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13:44:13 <profiler> yes roddy thats what it means
13:44:17 <Roddy_Rio> lol = limp off loud?
13:44:22 <Roddy_Rio> ohh
13:44:23 <Roddy_Rio> thanks
13:44:31 <Roddy_Rio> im learning english :D
13:44:52 <Lilah> profiler, don't lie.
13:44:52 <Roddy_Rio> i got some skills like finding things out
13:45:03 <Roddy_Rio> ohhh so hes a liar
13:45:06 <Roddy_Rio> >:(
13:45:18 <profiler> what does it mean Lilah
13:45:18 <Roddy_Rio> profiler whats wit u man?
13:45:31 <Lilah> lol = Look out Larry, it originates from someone telling someone to watch out because they might be being fooled
13:45:46 <Lilah> Generally used with a gullible statement.
13:45:53 <profiler> ok well go with that then Roddy_Rio
13:46:00 <profiler> well done Lilah
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13:46:21 <Lilah> profiler, t'sk t'sk trying to mislead people.
13:46:22 <Roddy_Rio> ohhh
13:46:23 <Lilah> haha
13:46:26 <Roddy_Rio> nice
13:46:40 <Roddy_Rio> whats the difference between look out and watch out?
13:47:18 <profiler> ill leave that one to Lilah
13:47:24 <profiler> she is on a roll
13:47:32 <profiler> if you know what that means Roddy_Rio
13:47:33 <Pieter> man, the icons
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13:47:38 <Roddy_Rio> she is on a roll?
13:47:41 <Pieter> the whole gui of windows 7 is fucking awesome
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13:47:48 <Pieter> im not a fan of the toolbar tho
13:47:56 <Lilah> Yes. I am round. Like a ball, and thus I roll around typing instead of being seated.
13:47:58 <Pieter> it doesnt have proper quicklaunch buttons :(
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13:48:02 <Roddy_Rio> it means shes rolling
13:48:07 <Pieter> wish i could change it back
13:48:10 <Lilah> I inhaled too much hot air.
13:48:22 <Roddy_Rio> ohh sweet
13:48:27 <Roddy_Rio> Lilah i like u hon
13:48:33 <Roddy_Rio> no worries what they say about u
13:48:35 <Lilah> :/ Why?
13:48:37 <Lilah> I don't even like me.
13:48:42 <Roddy_Rio> i do
13:48:44 <Roddy_Rio> :D
13:48:54 <Lilah> You shouldn't. I eat heads after I mate.
13:48:54 <Roddy_Rio> no matter if ur fat or a roller
13:49:00 <Roddy_Rio> i do achieve ya
13:49:09 <Roddy_Rio> heads?
13:49:11 <Roddy_Rio> hmm
13:49:24 <Roddy_Rio> it depends on what kind of them u like to eat off
13:49:25 <Roddy_Rio> :D
13:49:37 <Lilah> Yes. They call me "Black Widow" in some social circles.
13:49:48 <Roddy_Rio> mine can be a bit hard for ur teeth
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13:50:01 <Pieter> my windows experience is rated @ 3.2 out of 7.9
13:50:03 <profiler> yeh that comes from the old hebrew saying she/he is on a rollski which means "watch out that fat rabbi has eaten the whole cheese wheel"
13:50:08 <Pieter> but it goes by lowest score
13:50:36 <Roddy_Rio> profiler lol nice.. thats why i cant get how english works.. its so unsensible
13:51:15 <profiler> well it did come from hebrew so what do i know
13:51:18 <Lilah> I believe that was a mistranslation of a mistransliteration.
13:51:29 <profiler> yes indeed
13:51:29 <Roddy_Rio> like " set the record straight ...." lol
13:51:50 <profiler> its my poor attempt to translate it into english
13:51:54 <Lilah> No, more like "Jack and Jill went up the hill"
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13:52:12 <Lilah> profiler was, in a sense, fetching his pale of water.
13:52:13 <Roddy_Rio> why not went 'down' ^?
13:52:38 <Lilah> Why ask why?
13:52:44 <profiler> or as the members of the mardi gras would say in a politically correct fashion "jack and james went up the hill"
13:52:46 <Lilah> It simply was.
13:53:02 <profiler> just to confuse a lil more
13:53:13 <Roddy_Rio> why do you guys like to say : up up up or out out with the verbs?
13:53:21 <profiler> r u following us here Roddy_Rio
13:53:24 <Lilah> Ohhhhhh
13:53:27 <Lilah> That one is easy.
13:53:29 <Lilah> Narwhals.
13:53:37 <profiler> ahhh narwhals
13:53:37 <Roddy_Rio> im trying to profiler
13:53:40 <Lilah> Well, Narhwals vs. Unicorns to be exact.
13:53:45 <profiler> splendid breatures
13:53:48 <profiler> creatures even
13:54:00 <profiler> they have jousting contests
13:54:05 <profiler> with there horns
13:54:15 <Roddy_Rio> its hard to understand
13:54:16 <Lilah> Modern articulation is based on those old tales of triumphant Narhwal vs. Unicorn battles.
13:54:29 <profiler> why its so easy Roddy_Rio
13:54:35 <profiler> just follow and learn
13:54:41 <Roddy_Rio> ok
13:54:41 <Lilah> and most importantly...
13:54:44 <Lilah> Believe.
13:54:51 <profiler> yes that is the key
13:55:07 <profiler> havent you been read story books as a child b4 bed
13:55:15 <profiler> if you dont believe
13:55:29 <profiler> its just not cricket
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13:56:04 <Lilah> or golf
13:56:11 <Lilah> or even tennis, for that matter.
13:56:19 <profiler> why not croquet
13:56:23 <QuestionMark> yeh yeh
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13:56:27 <Lilah> Not hand-extension related sport at all. :(
13:56:54 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ET Phone Home
13:57:17 <profiler> how out forehead ping pong??
13:57:21 <profiler> bout
13:58:07 <{orbit}> zomg how ghey
13:58:26 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i have the power to control you
13:58:48 <Lilah> Who is you?
13:58:57 <WiLd_TuRkeY> you have the power to control me
13:58:57 <Lilah> Some random asian you met?
13:59:20 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hi Lilah
13:59:27 <Lilah> Hey :)
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14:00:52 <Lilah> Awww... Roddy_Rio is going to miss afternoon Bingo Meditation. :(
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14:01:19 <profiler> i think it got a lil too much for his supple brain
14:01:36 <profiler> he did well Lilah he learnt alot today
14:01:38 <Scramble> o rly
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14:03:34 <Lilah> We're being spied on by the mafia.
14:03:47 <Lilah> They want to learn our secrets.
14:04:08 <QuestionMark> mafia no such thing
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14:04:59 <profiler> i just think vito was looking for his lost calzone
14:05:27 <bejuggle> Hmmmmmmm.
14:06:09 <Scramble> Bill Nye the science guy is watching
14:06:15 <Scramble> http://gbs.tv
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14:09:25 <{orbit}> YaY its mel
14:10:10 <Bass`Babe85> {orbit} =D
14:10:11 <Bass`Babe85> hola
14:10:21 <Bass`Babe85> what a shitous topic
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14:11:59 * Bass`Babe85 quivers
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14:14:03 <Calin> hey has anyone stayed at the punt hill williamstown apartments by any chance ?
14:14:29 * {orbit} gives Calin a strange look
14:14:53 <Calin> its .. some apartments..
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14:15:05 <invizzi> woo i rule
14:15:46 <QuestionMark> let me think hmmmmmmmmmmmm
14:16:20 * {orbit} looks at QuestionMark
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14:18:32 <WiLd_TuRkeY> all saints is on
14:18:43 <WiLd_TuRkeY> chasers on tonight
14:18:55 <invizzi> all saints is a morons show
14:19:03 <WiLd_TuRkeY> it has great talent in it
14:19:27 <Bass`Babe85> invizzi sexes girls with 6 toes per fo0t
14:19:32 <invizzi> its for common people
14:19:33 Join: HARDstyle-Milan ([email protected]) to #melbourne
14:19:45 <Bass`Babe85> HARDstyle-Milan!
14:19:45 <invizzi> Bass`Babe85: i have to
14:19:48 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao invizzi
14:19:52 <HARDstyle-Milan> haroo meli
14:20:01 <Bass`Babe85> hows you sir of the hardstyle?
14:20:15 <HARDstyle-Milan> yeah sore as fuck..lol urself?
14:20:16 <invizzi> im hardstyle yeah gimme a charge
14:20:33 <Bass`Babe85> yeah sore back and nasty gash bleeding syndrome of the vagina kind
14:20:37 <Bass`Babe85> ty for asking
14:20:52 <HARDstyle-Milan> rofl
14:20:56 <HARDstyle-Milan> i playd indoor last nite
14:20:56 Part: Chipndal ([email protected]) from #melbourne
14:20:59 <HARDstyle-Milan> my legs ache like fuk
14:21:07 <HARDstyle-Milan> our first game we won 6-4
14:21:08 <Bass`Babe85> omfg did you win?
14:21:12 <Bass`Babe85> o0o0o0oer
14:21:13 <HARDstyle-Milan> n now zia wants me 2 play 4 his team on fridays lol
14:21:14 <Bass`Babe85> nice
14:21:19 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
14:21:26 <Bass`Babe85> that'll fuck your nightlife up
14:21:33 <HARDstyle-Milan> wat nightlife
14:21:35 <HARDstyle-Milan> i dont go out
14:21:36 <HARDstyle-Milan> :D
14:21:38 <Bass`Babe85> orly
14:21:41 <Bass`Babe85> over it or?
14:21:46 <HARDstyle-Milan> nowhere 2 go
14:21:48 <HARDstyle-Milan> lol
14:21:59 <invizzi> fucken hell wall squats are fucked up, my t shirt just grips to the wall so you cant slide down, fuck you
14:22:01 <Bass`Babe85> po0l is always fun in melbourne
14:22:15 <HARDstyle-Milan> i pwn @ pool
14:22:19 <Owen> I suck at pool.
14:22:20 <{orbit}> pools closed!
14:22:23 <{orbit}> </4chan>
14:22:24 <Bass`Babe85> I'm coming back to melbourne this month or next
14:22:28 <Bass`Babe85> shit wait
14:22:28 <Owen> Though, I am looking at moving across the road from a pub.
14:22:32 <Bass`Babe85> aug or spet
14:22:33 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 5
14:22:34 <Owen> So I should increase my skills :D
14:22:34 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 4
14:22:34 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 3
14:22:35 <Bass`Babe85> sept even
14:22:39 <HARDstyle-Milan> i shall rip u a new asshole @ pool.
14:22:55 <invizzi> swmming pool
14:22:58 <Bass`Babe85> lies
14:23:04 <Bass`Babe85> I pwn @ po0l
14:23:06 <WiLd_TuRkeY> whys that Owen
14:23:12 <HARDstyle-Milan> u shall get ur ass kikd
14:23:16 <Owen> dude
14:23:17 <Owen> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQp5l4-sfFA
14:23:20 <invizzi> fucked
14:23:28 <Bass`Babe85> lies milan
14:23:36 <invizzi> Owen: pedofile
14:23:37 <Bass`Babe85> milan how tall are you short ass
14:23:41 <Bass`Babe85> I fucking pwn
14:23:53 <HARDstyle-Milan> i am
14:23:56 <{orbit}> hrmm .. $140 worth of primer/foundation that only lasts 3 months with daily use .. expensive >:| *sigh*
14:23:57 <HARDstyle-Milan> 6`1
14:23:59 <HARDstyle-Milan> or 6`2
14:24:02 <Bass`Babe85> oh well fuck you
14:24:09 <Bass`Babe85> that just makes me try more
14:24:13 <Bass`Babe85> and I can wear heels
14:24:16 <invizzi> there was a lazy town concert in melbourne
14:24:19 <invizzi> would have been hot
14:24:20 <Bass`Babe85> oh and I can back shot
14:24:23 <Bass`Babe85> BEAT THAT
14:24:30 <HARDstyle-Milan> ill kill u @ pool
14:24:36 <HARDstyle-Milan> shall we place a wager..
14:24:46 <Bass`Babe85> I'll murder and sex an asians shins @ po0l!!!!
14:24:49 <HARDstyle-Milan> if i win u run down chapel in nufn but a fluffy pink g.
14:24:54 <Bass`Babe85> yeah fuck you 20 bux to winner
14:25:07 <invizzi> fluffy ? sounds gay
14:25:11 <Bass`Babe85> did they shut down GT off chapel?
14:25:16 <HARDstyle-Milan> gt?
14:25:21 <QuestionMark> someones having doubts bout winning
14:25:23 <Bass`Babe85> some fuckhead pulled a gun there
14:25:27 <Bass`Babe85> golden triangle
14:25:34 <invizzi> is that some asian club?
14:25:34 <Bass`Babe85> might have been before your time
14:25:36 <Bass`Babe85> nope
14:25:39 <Bass`Babe85> po0l hall
14:25:41 <HARDstyle-Milan> did u hear bout the guy that got his head kicked in @ hjs
14:25:41 <HARDstyle-Milan> lol
14:25:45 <invizzi> ohh that place
14:25:54 <invizzi> was it near south yarra station with the video arcade?
14:25:55 * {orbit} twiddles her thumbs backwards and looks bored
14:25:55 <HARDstyle-Milan> poor ****
14:25:56 <QuestionMark> chapel street is full of fags they will rape u not kill u
14:26:00 <Bass`Babe85> I once saw a taxi driver get his windows smashed and beaten up there
14:26:02 <Bass`Babe85> but no guy
14:26:21 <HARDstyle-Milan> im picturing mel walk down chapel on a friday night
14:26:22 <HARDstyle-Milan> LOL
14:26:26 <HARDstyle-Milan> in nufn but a fluffy pink g
14:26:27 <HARDstyle-Milan> oh gosh
14:26:29 Join: doctor ([email protected]) to #melbourne
14:26:33 <Bass`Babe85> I don't walk.. I stumble down chapel
14:26:41 <invizzi> HARDstyle-Milan: man contain your pervertedness
14:26:41 <HARDstyle-Milan> i cruise, bro.
14:26:50 <HARDstyle-Milan> pervertness
14:26:51 <HARDstyle-Milan> nigga please
14:26:53 <Bass`Babe85> fuck cruising
14:26:54 <HARDstyle-Milan> mel wishes i was 4 years older.
14:26:55 <HARDstyle-Milan> LOL
14:26:58 <Bass`Babe85> lies
14:26:58 <invizzi> you mention pink g strings like 2 hours ago
14:27:01 <Bass`Babe85> ty
14:27:01 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vv HARDstyle-Milan Bass`Babe85
14:27:03 <HARDstyle-Milan> cheers NIGGAAA
14:27:12 <Bass`Babe85> I dun have pink g's
14:27:17 <HARDstyle-Milan> i lyk pink g strings
14:27:18 <doctor> nigga
14:27:18 <diditforthelulz> i have pink g's
14:27:19 * HARDstyle-Milan twitches
14:27:20 <diditforthelulz> LOL
14:27:20 <diditforthelulz> jks
14:27:24 <doctor> do i gets voice now?
14:27:27 <Scramble> this documentary is interesting
14:27:29 <diditforthelulz> nup
14:27:33 <Bass`Babe85> I have a light green, purple, 3 black pairs and three white pairs
14:27:34 <doctor> damn
14:27:44 <Bass`Babe85> never want to get busted in a black g in white pants
14:27:48 <Bass`Babe85> be horrible
14:27:49 <invizzi> Scramble: is it the obama deception? or ufo the greatest story ever denied?
14:27:51 <HARDstyle-Milan> omg
14:27:52 <HARDstyle-Milan> iv seen that
14:27:56 <HARDstyle-Milan> that was funi as fuk
14:27:57 <Bass`Babe85> so gross eh
14:28:01 <diditforthelulz> LOL no shit
14:28:02 <doctor> Bass`Babe85 are you back with diditforthelulz?
14:28:02 <HARDstyle-Milan> she tried 2 cover it wif a jacket
14:28:04 <diditforthelulz> so many chicks do it
14:28:07 <Bass`Babe85> when chicks bend over it's like WTF
14:28:10 <{orbit}> so like there he was .. driving his full sik vl commo moyte .. n like .. the big wog driving said to the little wog .. ey moyte .. you slept with my sister ..
14:28:12 <Bass`Babe85> doctor yeah
14:28:23 <doctor> will you still have sex with me?
14:28:23 <{orbit}> oh wait, that's turning into a chk chk boom story :S
14:28:28 <Scramble> yr 10 when tge hottest girl in school had a white floral dress and black undies on
14:28:30 <diditforthelulz> LOL
14:28:31 <Scramble> soo good
14:28:32 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao {orbit}
14:28:36 <Bass`Babe85> I hated that bitch
14:28:37 <invizzi> when i see girls bending over in a g i just have a pull in public
14:28:39 <HARDstyle-Milan> orbit..that was quite possibly the worst wog dialogue iv ever heard.
14:28:49 <diditforthelulz> no shit
14:28:51 <{orbit}> it was supposed to be about vl turbo dose bro .. with da fulsik tututut noise
14:28:56 <diditforthelulz> and there is alot milan :P
14:29:04 <{orbit}> HARDstyle-Milan: yeah well, i did it for the lulz ;)
14:29:09 * {orbit} grins at diditforthelulz
14:29:12 <diditforthelulz> :P
14:29:18 * HARDstyle-Milan pats the retard
14:29:19 <HARDstyle-Milan> ok
14:29:20 <HARDstyle-Milan> newai
14:29:26 <Scramble> http://gbs.tv
14:29:29 <doctor> some italian youths went curry bashing and killed some asian scientist
14:29:29 <QuestionMark> dont forget the disco ball or the dice on the mirror
14:29:29 <Calin> man.. im going to have such a great weekend
14:29:30 <diditforthelulz> smoko brb
14:29:32 <Bass`Babe85> worst outfit I've ever chosen was wearing this see thru top with a black bra to heat
14:29:38 <Bass`Babe85> fuck I was a fucking loser
14:29:41 <Bass`Babe85> wait I still am
14:29:42 <Bass`Babe85> =\
14:29:49 <doctor> nice.
14:29:50 <HARDstyle-Milan> no daah
14:29:52 * HARDstyle-Milan pats mel
14:29:54 <HARDstyle-Milan> dude
14:29:55 <HARDstyle-Milan> DUDE
14:29:55 <Calin> haha..
14:29:56 <Bass`Babe85> brb
14:29:56 <{orbit}> QuestionMark: yer bro fulsik with the tutututut dose bro .. n the dice and the doofdoofdoof bass ey?
14:30:06 <QuestionMark> tru tru
14:30:09 <Owen> heat was odeon?
14:30:15 <HARDstyle-Milan> odeon was heat
14:30:22 <Owen> ah
14:30:25 <Owen> that place was funny
14:30:26 <dreeema> orbit ... are you a new zealander ... hahaha just about perfect ...
14:30:29 <HARDstyle-Milan> yeah not my thing
14:30:33 <HARDstyle-Milan> i dont like ppl that direct traffic.
14:30:36 <HARDstyle-Milan> wen dancing
14:30:46 <{orbit}> dreeema: nah i'm aussie
14:30:58 <dreeema> orbit ... fair enough ... :)
14:31:07 <{orbit}> i'm not some beached whale eh bro .. with the chup .. cos of the plinktin
14:31:12 <HARDstyle-Milan> what are you fuckwits doing on the weekend
14:31:34 <dreeema> orbit ... :)
14:31:43 Join: shads ([email protected]) to #melbourne
14:31:47 * shads slaps ChanOP around a bit with a large trout
14:31:50 <WiLd_TuRkeY> eating curries
14:31:51 <shads> hi
14:31:52 <dreeema> well ... you speak fluent kiwi for my money! :)
14:31:53 <dreeema> hahaha
14:32:10 <doctor> im commiting suicide this weekend
14:32:10 <{orbit}> oh choice!
14:32:17 <{orbit}> that's ixcillunt
14:32:19 <invizzi> doctor: dont do it
14:32:19 <QuestionMark> chur chur
14:32:25 <HARDstyle-Milan> statue bro?
14:32:26 <invizzi> everyone on irc loves you doctor
14:32:30 <doctor> aww
14:32:37 * {orbit} <3 doctor
14:32:39 <doctor> if only irc was real life
14:32:46 <QuestionMark> nothing wrong with kiwiz man better than ozzie bra
14:32:48 <doctor> then id be loved
14:33:06 <invizzi> meh irc fulfils my social needs as porn does to my sexual needs
14:33:19 <HARDstyle-Milan> <invizzi> meh irc fulfils my social needs as porn does to my sexual needs
14:33:22 <HARDstyle-Milan> the words of a true geek.
14:33:23 Part: QuI^cK ([email protected]) from #melbourne
14:33:31 <invizzi> yeah well what can you do?
14:33:34 <HARDstyle-Milan> go out
14:33:35 <HARDstyle-Milan> get laid
14:33:46 <invizzi> i tried going out alone and its shit
14:33:49 <invizzi> dont get let into clubs
14:33:52 <invizzi> feel like a loser
14:33:52 <HARDstyle-Milan> naww
14:33:55 * HARDstyle-Milan pats u on the head
14:33:59 <invizzi> lol
14:34:00 <HARDstyle-Milan> its ok vizzi wizzi pizzi rizzi
14:34:02 Join: [maTty ([email protected]) to #melbourne
14:34:06 <QuestionMark> get laid even if u have to go to the retirement village
14:34:08 <HARDstyle-Milan> ur time will come
14:34:17 <invizzi> if i had a job i would hang with a good lot of people but i am just avoiding them right now cause im ashamed
14:34:26 <HARDstyle-Milan> i use to be schizophrenic, but were ok now
14:34:28 * HARDstyle-Milan twitches
14:34:33 <invizzi> lol
14:34:41 * {orbit} grumbles about how expensive shit is these days
14:34:44 <invizzi> im just hibernating right now
14:34:57 <HARDstyle-Milan> salad is not a food, its a promisery that food will be arriving shortly
14:35:09 <HARDstyle-Milan> this is so true
14:35:14 <QuestionMark> its not that things are expensive its that the governement pays u like a china man
14:35:17 <invizzi> i agree
14:35:24 <{orbit}> HARDstyle-Milan: what about salad fingers?
14:35:30 <HARDstyle-Milan> thats just wack
14:35:30 <invizzi> devvo
14:35:37 <HARDstyle-Milan> serious dmt that guy was on
14:35:39 <invizzi> i like devvo the chav from fat pie
14:35:57 <{orbit}> QuestionMark: eh, i dont get paid that bad - just seems like everything is getting more expensive and pays aint going up accordingly
14:36:10 <invizzi> just spend all your money on food fuck shit
14:36:21 <Bass`Babe85> milan I'd like to have seen you when I was 16, bet you were a little clog wearing wanker
14:36:23 <invizzi> nothing is more expensive its jsut everyone is brainwashed into buying dumb shit they dont need
14:36:23 <Bass`Babe85> =P~
14:36:39 <QuestionMark> thats right pay doesnt go with the price of items
14:36:40 <invizzi> whats a little clog
14:36:44 <HARDstyle-Milan> LOL
14:36:46 <Bass`Babe85> clogs are shoes
14:36:47 <HARDstyle-Milan> wats a clog..
14:37:00 <Bass`Babe85> don't make me go0gle I'll cry
14:37:01 <invizzi> HARDstyle-Milan: you swedish clog stomping fuck
14:37:07 <Bass`Babe85> nah hes serb
14:37:09 <diditforthelulz> its a amerifag term isnt it?
14:37:10 <HARDstyle-Milan> google u fuckwit!
14:37:14 <Bass`Babe85> maybe he wore bombs on his feet
14:37:20 <HARDstyle-Milan> yes
14:37:20 <invizzi> i picture clogs as swedes shoes
14:37:21 <QuestionMark> and items have to be expensive cause they import 80 percent of their products now
14:37:22 <Bass`Babe85> and grenades in his hair
14:37:26 <diditforthelulz> invizzi less racisism plz
14:37:30 <HARDstyle-Milan> no i had dragon ball z hair
14:37:31 <HARDstyle-Milan> and
14:37:36 <HARDstyle-Milan> i use 2 wear kappaa tracksuit
14:37:42 <HARDstyle-Milan> wif white adidas taekwondo shoes, bro.
14:37:49 <HARDstyle-Milan> and dont touch my nikes...bitch.
14:37:55 Quit: Bass`Babe85 ([email protected]) Connection reset by peer
14:37:59 Join: IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER ([email protected]) to #melbourne
14:37:59 Part: IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER ([email protected]) from #melbourne
14:38:00 <QuestionMark> lol kappa
14:38:04 <QuestionMark> i member that crap
14:38:05 <{orbit}> QuestionMark: these 'hard financial times' have meant this is the first year i havent gotten a payrise .. not even one to account for inflation either .. sux :(
14:38:19 Join: Bass`Babe85 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
14:38:22 <invizzi> i got everlast kung fu shoes
14:38:23 <QuestionMark> i had to take a pay cut
14:38:26 <invizzi> they are fucken sit
14:38:27 Quit: diditforthelulz ([email protected]) Connection reset by peer
14:38:27 <invizzi> ck
14:38:27 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Bass`Babe85
14:38:37 <Bass`Babe85> I still have a dragon ball z t shirt
14:38:38 <QuestionMark> 40 people got the sack
14:38:39 <HARDstyle-Milan> nah the oldskool adidas taekwondo shoes were comfy as fuck
14:38:43 <Bass`Babe85> from when I was 15
14:38:46 <Bass`Babe85> dun judge me
14:38:51 <invizzi> yeah well im gonna go have some bread
14:38:54 <invizzi> need the carb hit
14:39:12 <{orbit}> QuestionMark: we lost about 15 people here
14:39:15 <Bass`Babe85> HARDstyle-Milan I still have a pair
14:39:17 <QuestionMark> adidas button up trackies were real hood back in 95
14:39:18 <Bass`Babe85> and my old stars
14:39:22 <Bass`Babe85> all stars even
14:39:23 <Owen> this hard financial times means i only got 4% payrise :/
14:39:23 Join: diditforthelulz ([email protected]) to #melbourne
14:39:24 <Owen> sucks
14:39:25 <{orbit}> QuestionMark: and lots of cuts in other ways
14:39:27 <HARDstyle-Milan> lol
14:39:28 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v diditforthelulz
14:39:29 <{orbit}> Owen: fucker :|
14:39:33 <Owen> wait
14:39:37 <Owen> 8%
14:39:40 <{orbit}> i would have loved even 2% :|
14:39:41 <QuestionMark> yeh alot of business seems to go under in last 3 months or so
14:39:41 <Owen> i got 4% in january too
14:39:45 <{orbit}> Owen: bastard.
14:39:47 <Bass`Babe85> milan you make me feel old a curdled in my ovaries
14:39:49 <Bass`Babe85> =\
14:39:51 <{orbit}> you work for the govt or something? :p
14:39:53 <Owen> yeah
14:39:55 <Owen> V/Line
14:39:57 <HARDstyle-Milan> nawwww
14:39:59 <HARDstyle-Milan> aboo boo boo
14:40:02 * HARDstyle-Milan licks mels cheek
14:40:03 <{orbit}> Owen: fuqx0rs
14:40:07 <HARDstyle-Milan> its ok u old rumpled up foreskin
14:40:10 <HARDstyle-Milan> we still love u.
14:40:20 <Scramble> I don't know where to start...
14:40:41 <diditforthelulz> lmfao
14:40:48 <QuestionMark> the question what industry is doing well now days
14:40:57 <HARDstyle-Milan> building.
14:40:57 <Bass`Babe85> akahhh do do do do push pineapple shake a tree, akah do do do do push pineapple grind coffee, to the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees and we'll dance every night to the hola melodyyyy
14:40:57 <Owen> but i'm about to quit :P
14:41:00 <Owen> hopefully ;)
14:41:09 <diditforthelulz> your crazy mel
14:41:10 <diditforthelulz> lmfao
14:41:14 <Bass`Babe85> stfu
14:41:19 <Bass`Babe85> stupid person
14:41:19 Part: invizzi ([email protected]) from #melbourne
14:41:22 <Bass`Babe85> you hippy
14:41:25 <{orbit}> Owen: not a great time to quit- hope you got something better lined up
14:41:29 <HARDstyle-Milan> i want a cevapi roll.
14:41:30 <HARDstyle-Milan> mmm
14:41:32 <Scramble> does anyone know how to get sound out of a laptop through HDMI?
14:41:35 <Scramble> or if you even can
14:41:40 <Bass`Babe85> cevapi chilli sausage ftw
14:41:45 <HARDstyle-Milan> mmm
14:41:50 <Bass`Babe85> springvale has a nice serbian butcher
14:41:51 <HARDstyle-Milan> off a charcol grill
14:41:53 <QuestionMark> not to many positions available at the moment
14:41:54 <HARDstyle-Milan> yeah
14:41:55 <HARDstyle-Milan> dunav
14:41:55 <HARDstyle-Milan> lol
14:41:58 <Bass`Babe85> yup
14:42:00 <HARDstyle-Milan> mums freind
14:42:09 <Bass`Babe85> oh and they opened a nice polish shop
14:42:12 <Bass`Babe85> down the other side
14:42:12 <HARDstyle-Milan> yeah
14:42:15 <Bass`Babe85> near safeway
14:42:20 <Bass`Babe85> nice kranksies
14:42:28 <Bass`Babe85> love that shit
14:42:38 <Bass`Babe85> I know one sentance in polish
14:42:43 <Scramble> I haven't had a good kransky
14:42:46 <HARDstyle-Milan> im gona go get a cevapi roll i fink
14:42:47 <HARDstyle-Milan> mmm
14:42:47 <Bass`Babe85> orly
14:42:50 <HARDstyle-Milan> wif onion
14:42:51 <Scramble> they taste like thing strasberg.
14:42:52 <HARDstyle-Milan> n salad
14:42:55 <HARDstyle-Milan> n chilli sauce
14:42:56 <Scramble> and I don't like strasberg
14:42:56 <Bass`Babe85> nah Scramble
14:42:57 * HARDstyle-Milan gasms
14:43:01 <Bass`Babe85> the proper kind is nice
14:43:04 <Bass`Babe85> co0k it yourself
14:43:06 <{orbit}> Bass`Babe85: what about sauerkraut?
14:43:08 <Bass`Babe85> tom sauce and mustard
14:43:13 <Scramble> I don't know how to make it
14:43:16 <Bass`Babe85> {orbit} never say that
14:43:22 <Bass`Babe85> I put cum in my ro0mates
14:43:26 <{orbit}> o.O
14:43:27 <Scramble> But the kranskys I've gotten from the supermarket have been shit
14:43:38 <Bass`Babe85> he pissed me off
14:43:41 <QuestionMark> sauerkraut? <--nice german dinner
14:43:45 <Bass`Babe85> cause his kid almost choked
14:43:51 <{orbit}> <3 kransky <3 *wurst <3 sauerkraut .. actually german hotdogs are *seirous* win
14:43:55 <Scramble> lol @ house of Cosby's
14:43:56 <Bass`Babe85> QuestionMark wrong.
14:44:10 <Bass`Babe85> I love chilli concarne hotdogs
14:44:13 <doctor> isnt it just bitter cabbage?
14:44:14 <HARDstyle-Milan> omg
14:44:15 <HARDstyle-Milan> mel
14:44:16 <Bass`Babe85> best are sold in sydney
14:44:17 <HARDstyle-Milan> wen u cum bak 2 melbs
14:44:25 <HARDstyle-Milan> i found a nice hotdog/pizza joint in melb u hav 2 try
14:44:26 <QuestionMark> yeh it is souerkrout
14:44:27 <{orbit}> hotdogs are win.
14:44:29 <HARDstyle-Milan> hotdogs r unreal ther
14:44:31 <Bass`Babe85> where abouts?
14:44:33 <HARDstyle-Milan> ther a foot long
14:44:36 <Bass`Babe85> omfg
14:44:38 * Bass`Babe85 dro0ls
14:44:42 <HARDstyle-Milan> just off the freeway on warrigal road
14:44:50 <Scramble> There's a mexican takeaway place in glenferrie that looks OK
14:44:53 <Bass`Babe85> do they sell pizza rolls?
14:44:55 <HARDstyle-Milan> if goin inbound 2 the city u get off @ warrigal road n turn right n theres shops on the left
14:44:56 <HARDstyle-Milan> yeah
14:44:58 <Scramble> I wish we had cheap as mexican like america
14:44:59 <HARDstyle-Milan> they do hotdogs wif the lot
14:45:01 <Bass`Babe85> I think dimis told me about it
14:45:05 <HARDstyle-Milan> it sfkn unreal
14:45:07 <HARDstyle-Milan> kokos
14:45:13 <Bass`Babe85> dimi says they're massive
14:45:15 <Bass`Babe85> and mint!
14:45:19 <HARDstyle-Milan> yeah
14:45:23 <HARDstyle-Milan> i polishd a whole 1 off
14:45:24 <HARDstyle-Milan> and a pizza
14:45:25 <{orbit}> man i wanna go visit sydney and get a yiros now :|
14:45:25 <Bass`Babe85> I need to try
14:45:30 <HARDstyle-Milan> i felt constipated 4 a week
14:45:32 <Scramble> Good hotdogs where?
14:45:36 <Bass`Babe85> milan how are you so thin
14:45:37 <Bass`Babe85> ffs
14:45:38 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
14:45:39 <HARDstyle-Milan> i duno
14:45:41 <HARDstyle-Milan> im wog.
14:45:42 <HARDstyle-Milan> lol
14:45:45 <Bass`Babe85> gene po0l
14:45:49 <HARDstyle-Milan> yep
14:45:56 <HARDstyle-Milan> im gona do that 4 dinner i fink
14:45:58 <HARDstyle-Milan> a hotdog n pizza
14:46:00 <HARDstyle-Milan> mmm
14:46:03 <HARDstyle-Milan> n now cevapi
14:46:04 <HARDstyle-Milan> ftw!
14:46:08 <Bass`Babe85> have you tried the kebabs I told you to try?
14:46:09 <{orbit}> HARDstyle-Milan: hotdog *on* pizza
14:46:14 <Scramble> a good hotdog would be good
14:46:16 <HARDstyle-Milan> which ones
14:46:24 <Scramble> I'm gonna do a stirfry with chinese sausage
14:46:24 <HARDstyle-Milan> nah u no wats mad
14:46:28 <Bass`Babe85> princes hwy across from the junction shops
14:46:31 <HARDstyle-Milan> lasagne on a pizza @ edithvale
14:46:31 <Bass`Babe85> open till 3am
14:46:34 <Bass`Babe85> they pwn
14:46:37 <HARDstyle-Milan> yeah thats my m8z ex gfs family
14:46:40 <diditforthelulz> whores
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14:46:51 <QuestionMark> whats on a mexican menu chilli and more chilli
14:46:51 Part: QuestionMark ([email protected]) from #melbourne
14:46:53 <Scramble> chinese sausage FTW
14:46:56 <HARDstyle-Milan> bayside pizza in edithvale do lasagne on a pizza..its called secret pizza
14:47:01 <Bass`Babe85> I've always wanted to try that mexican joint in edithvale
14:47:11 Part: melb-dandenongM ([email protected]) from #melbourne
14:47:13 <{orbit}> http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/blogs/laughlines/fat1.jpg
14:47:21 <HARDstyle-Milan> nah mel
14:47:23 <HARDstyle-Milan> ull luv bayside pizza
14:47:24 <HARDstyle-Milan> :D
14:47:35 <Bass`Babe85> HARDstyle-Milan NEVER go to the mex place in huntingdale
14:47:37 <Bass`Babe85> it fails
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14:47:45 <HARDstyle-Milan> im not big on mexican restaurants
14:47:50 <HARDstyle-Milan> id rather make my own nachos n tacos
14:47:53 <HARDstyle-Milan> wif SOFT shells
14:47:54 <{orbit}> http://www.ktla.com/media/photo/2009-04/149008.jpg
14:47:56 <HARDstyle-Milan> i hate the hard shells
14:48:00 <Bass`Babe85> clayton has some alright places to eat @ but not open late
14:48:01 <Bass`Babe85> =\
14:48:02 <{orbit}> i gotta find me a tongue taco
14:48:08 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@26529762.farted.org
14:48:11 <Scramble> How can you hate hardshell tacos?
14:48:14 <QuestionMark> i prefer euro food
14:48:16 <Scramble> unless ur unco :P
14:48:20 <Bass`Babe85> Scramble they fuck your gums
14:48:24 <HARDstyle-Milan> hardshell tacos r shit.
14:48:25 <Scramble> lol
14:48:25 <Bass`Babe85> I have soft gums
14:48:26 <{orbit}> Scramble: i fuqn *hate* hardshell tacos - they're fuqn stupid
14:48:27 <Bass`Babe85> I'm old
14:48:32 <{orbit}> softshell ftw
14:48:33 <Scramble> you all fail
14:48:35 <HARDstyle-Milan> soft taco ftw!
14:48:37 <{orbit}> scramble: no u
14:48:40 <Bass`Babe85> shut up Scramble
14:48:42 * {orbit} high-five HARDstyle-Milan
14:48:48 * HARDstyle-Milan haj fajvs
14:48:52 <Scramble> Cause I'm able to eat like a normal human?
14:48:52 * {orbit} contemplates Bass`Babe85's tongue taco
14:48:53 <Bass`Babe85> {orbit} has the idea
14:49:03 <Scramble> sorry you weak gummed fuckers :P
14:49:03 * {orbit} winks at Bass`Babe85
14:49:04 <Bass`Babe85> I've eaten ox tongue before
14:49:06 <Bass`Babe85> =\
14:49:09 <Bass`Babe85> very dry
14:49:16 <HARDstyle-Milan> ew @ that
14:49:17 <Bass`Babe85> same with chicken liver
14:49:23 <HARDstyle-Milan> ferrari pizza
14:49:24 <HARDstyle-Milan> FTW!
14:49:28 <HARDstyle-Milan> milan special
14:49:29 <QuestionMark> ive even a mums twot before
14:49:36 <Bass`Babe85> even?
14:49:36 <QuestionMark> eatten*
14:49:38 <Bass`Babe85> you fail
14:49:40 <HARDstyle-Milan> ham beef egg chilli salami mushroom.
14:49:40 Part: Great1ShadowOfAllahOnEarth ([email protected]) from #melbourne
14:49:42 <Bass`Babe85> eaten*
14:49:43 <Scramble> I'ma make up a batch of chilli con carne tomorrow
14:49:45 <HARDstyle-Milan> mmm
14:49:47 <{orbit}> tongue taco is where its at .. its like a sausage wallet, but better.
14:49:50 <Scramble> tou're all welcome to have some
14:49:53 <Bass`Babe85> Scramble I love you
14:49:55 <Bass`Babe85> pls share?
14:49:57 <Bass`Babe85> =P
14:49:59 <HARDstyle-Milan> nah 2moro is kebabski time :D
14:50:13 <HARDstyle-Milan> mixed kebab wif lettuce tomato onion cheese garlic n chilli sauce
14:50:15 <Scramble> Tomorrow is cheap kebab day in hawthorn
14:50:16 * HARDstyle-Milan blows over chanop
14:50:27 <HARDstyle-Milan> omg @ swinburne in hawthorne
14:50:30 <HARDstyle-Milan> @ The cafe there
14:50:35 <HARDstyle-Milan> they make kebabs..ther fkn mad!
14:50:36 <Scramble> kebabs and sauces
14:50:41 <QuestionMark> whats with all this chilli crap
14:50:41 <Scramble> $5
14:50:45 <HARDstyle-Milan> chilli ftw.
14:50:56 <Bass`Babe85> I make a killer vindaloo
14:50:56 <Owen> Jesus. How long have you lived in Melbourne, HARDstyle-Milan?
14:51:04 <Scramble> There's ahardly a day that goes by that I don't eat chilli
14:51:09 <HARDstyle-Milan> i was born here.
14:51:15 <QuestionMark> what ever happened to a nice home europian cooked meal
14:51:15 <Bass`Babe85> anyone like beef stroganoff? as in mushro0m city and beef?
14:51:16 <profiler> chilli mmmm
14:51:18 <{orbit}> Bass`Babe85: may i lix your tongue taco?
14:51:21 <QuestionMark> now its all chilli and rice
14:51:22 <Bass`Babe85> yes
14:51:22 <Owen> So, you still can't spell suburb names?
14:51:32 <profiler> extra hot chilli sauce with sour cream in a chicken kebab!
14:51:35 <HARDstyle-Milan> another irc dictionary.
14:51:37 <HARDstyle-Milan> blow me fuckwit.
14:51:39 * {orbit} lixes and lixes Bass`Babe85's tongue taco
14:51:50 <Bass`Babe85> go HARDstyle-Milan!!!
14:51:54 <Bass`Babe85> I've got your back!
14:51:58 <Bass`Babe85> bottle him!
14:52:00 <HARDstyle-Milan> LOL
14:52:00 <Bass`Babe85> kgo
14:52:02 <HARDstyle-Milan> 1 fone call
14:52:03 <HARDstyle-Milan> wallah.
14:52:06 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
14:52:09 <HARDstyle-Milan> i cave ur whole bloodline, bro.
14:52:09 <Bass`Babe85> yallah yallah
14:52:24 <QuestionMark> hadi
14:52:41 <QuestionMark> sik d lan
14:52:48 <HARDstyle-Milan> eshek gutin sik sin pezavenk
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14:52:51 <HARDstyle-Milan> anin gutim.
14:52:53 <Scramble> birds eye chillis and scotch bonnets ftw
14:52:57 <Scramble> soo deliciouslt hot
14:52:58 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao dyl asked me what lan meant the other day
14:53:01 <HARDstyle-Milan> rofl
14:53:05 <Owen> I just find it disturbing when fuckwits decide to communicate in a text format, then choose not to spell anything correctly.
14:53:16 <Owen> Its bizarre.
14:53:23 <Bass`Babe85> Owen calm down charlie
14:53:27 <HARDstyle-Milan> Owen: u need 2 get away from ur only freind the computer n let daylight hit ur skin.
14:53:31 <Bass`Babe85> you dun want this pint sized punch
14:53:43 <Bass`Babe85> it causes loss of blo0d from the nose
14:53:45 <Bass`Babe85> =D
14:53:50 <{orbit}> Owen: you have to consider the poor education that children receive these days - along with the fact that none of them are really taught how to type, along with their propensity for 'sms speak' (or txtspk) which neglects any need to really spell (its more phonetic)
14:54:02 <HARDstyle-Milan> cheah boi.
14:54:02 <QuestionMark> well if the computer cant pick up the spelling mistakes then the person who programs the computer cant spell themselves
14:54:11 <Owen> orbit: and not many are too bright to begin with, i suppose.
14:54:12 <QuestionMark> so u cant expect much from others
14:54:14 <Bass`Babe85> {orbit} you turn me on with explainations
14:54:16 <Scramble> When speaking the drool must just flow out of them.
14:54:18 * Bass`Babe85 gets wet
14:54:24 <HARDstyle-Milan> y is it everyweek
14:54:27 <HARDstyle-Milan> theres always 1 geek
14:54:31 <{orbit}> Owen: well, that's true too
14:54:31 <HARDstyle-Milan> that gets really angry
14:54:34 <Bass`Babe85> cause they get bored
14:54:35 * {orbit} winks at Bass`Babe85
14:54:40 <HARDstyle-Milan> WEN PPL mispell WERDS.
14:54:45 <{orbit}> Bass`Babe85: may i resume my tongue action?
14:54:46 * Bass`Babe85 snuggles {orbit}'s inbetweens
14:54:50 <Owen> Becuase I think wogs are fuckwits and taunting them is fun.
14:54:51 <Bass`Babe85> YES
14:54:53 <Bass`Babe85> fuck YES
14:54:56 <HARDstyle-Milan> yep
14:54:58 <HARDstyle-Milan> we r fuckwits
14:55:01 * {orbit} resumes lixing Bass`Babe85's tongue taco with renewed gusto
14:55:03 <Bass`Babe85> racist
14:55:10 <Owen> Can anyone remember when the NSL existed?
14:55:24 <Owen> Just curious if you can remember the attitude of wogs.
14:55:26 <HARDstyle-Milan> but ur just a lil tool who has no testicals and a has a voice like a high pitched 2 year old.
14:55:27 <QuestionMark> its not u taunting the wogs u are just afraid the wogs r taken over u
14:55:38 <Scramble> the NSL eh?
14:55:44 <HARDstyle-Milan> my coach playd in the nsl
14:55:47 <HARDstyle-Milan> well my ex coach
14:55:49 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*owen@*.jellikit.org
14:55:49 Kick: Owen was kicked by ChanOP ((diditforthelulz) I find ignorant people like you to be annoying and banworthy.)
14:55:50 <HARDstyle-Milan> he said it was amazing
14:55:51 <Scramble> nice comeback QuestionMark :P
14:56:05 <HARDstyle-Milan> ^5
14:56:06 <HARDstyle-Milan> :D
14:56:08 <Bass`Babe85> =D
14:56:16 <HARDstyle-Milan> hehe
14:56:22 <HARDstyle-Milan> that reminds me
14:56:24 <Bass`Babe85> back to fo0d talk
14:56:25 <Bass`Babe85> lmfaO
14:56:28 <HARDstyle-Milan> i must go to a a-league game this year
14:56:33 <HARDstyle-Milan> and try the hotdogs
14:56:33 * {orbit} runs her tongue around Bass`Babe85's bud, bringing her to new levels of pleasure
14:56:34 <HARDstyle-Milan> mmm
14:56:36 <Bass`Babe85> whats that?
14:56:40 <Bass`Babe85> ohhhhh
14:56:43 <HARDstyle-Milan> i miss south melbourne games..the souvlakis were fkn amazing!
14:56:50 <Bass`Babe85> always get the cream cheese sauce
14:56:52 <HARDstyle-Milan> i might have to visit lol
14:56:53 <Bass`Babe85> it's gold
14:56:55 <HARDstyle-Milan> yeah?
14:57:00 * {orbit} giggles mischievously
14:57:01 <Bass`Babe85> yep
14:57:03 <HARDstyle-Milan> im a garlic n chilli sauce kinda guy
14:57:04 <HARDstyle-Milan> re0w
14:57:06 <Bass`Babe85> it melts in your mouth
14:57:08 <QuestionMark> souvlaki over a kebab any day
14:57:10 <Bass`Babe85> fresh buns
14:57:13 <Bass`Babe85> omg dro0l
14:57:31 <Bass`Babe85> dyl and I had a poxy servo hotdog a few weeks ago
14:57:32 <HARDstyle-Milan> my tastebuds are starting 2 move away from cevapi on 2 kebab
14:57:33 <HARDstyle-Milan> mmm
14:57:34 <Scramble> souvlaki, kebab, same diff
14:57:34 <Bass`Babe85> the bun was hard
14:57:37 <Bass`Babe85> twas fucked
14:57:41 <HARDstyle-Milan> nah oi mel wen u n dyl r bak in town
14:57:44 <HARDstyle-Milan> we do double dogs
14:57:45 <HARDstyle-Milan> :D
14:57:45 <Scramble> I think a lot of places in this city don't know which one they're serving
14:57:53 * HARDstyle-Milan gets wet in the pance.
14:57:55 <Bass`Babe85> whats a double dog!!!
14:58:00 <HARDstyle-Milan> ull se
14:58:01 <Bass`Babe85> it seems advanced
14:58:11 <HARDstyle-Milan> its like a foot long hotdog
14:58:12 <HARDstyle-Milan> wif like
14:58:19 <Bass`Babe85> onions?
14:58:20 <HARDstyle-Milan> cheese mushroom pineapple
14:58:21 <HARDstyle-Milan> ham
14:58:23 <HARDstyle-Milan> onion
14:58:25 <Scramble> So does anyone here like super hot food?
14:58:26 <Bass`Babe85> omfg mushies
14:58:28 <Bass`Babe85> I love!
14:58:30 <HARDstyle-Milan> n capsicum
14:58:30 <Scramble> Like rediculously hot?
14:58:38 <HARDstyle-Milan> but i dont like capsicum
14:58:40 <Bass`Babe85> omfg milan I have something to let you know
14:58:42 <HARDstyle-Milan> yes i do scramble
14:58:54 <diditforthelulz> not sure milan, prob head back for mels mums bday
14:58:55 <HARDstyle-Milan> i have tobasco sauce on everyfing
14:58:56 <diditforthelulz> or seomthing
14:58:56 <HARDstyle-Milan> im n addict
14:58:56 <diditforthelulz> :D
14:58:57 <Bass`Babe85> THERES A TAKEAWAY STEAK PLACE IN OAKLEIGH
14:59:00 <QuestionMark> sometimes depends what it is
14:59:03 <Bass`Babe85> you bring knife and fork
14:59:03 Part: {G}iZmO ([email protected]) from #melbourne
14:59:05 <Bass`Babe85> and bam
14:59:08 <QuestionMark> i aint gonna eat hot black dog
14:59:08 <Bass`Babe85> you're set
14:59:08 <HARDstyle-Milan> yeah nice nice..well uz let me no wen uz r down
14:59:11 <HARDstyle-Milan> n we do double dogs
14:59:12 <doctor> yum
14:59:13 <HARDstyle-Milan> ther lyk 8 bux
14:59:13 <doctor> steak
14:59:18 <diditforthelulz> will do
14:59:22 <doctor> i might go cook some scotch fillet i have
14:59:22 <Bass`Babe85> steak mushro0ms vegies
14:59:25 <Scramble> There's a chinese place on russell st called Noodle Kitchen. Get the SPicy pork with fried noodles, and ask for it to be extra hot.
14:59:28 <HARDstyle-Milan> takeaway steak?
14:59:29 <HARDstyle-Milan> no shit
14:59:29 <Scramble> It's the fucking bomb
14:59:30 <Bass`Babe85> and all you need is cutlery
14:59:32 <doctor> mums cousin owns a butcher. nice cheap meat
14:59:38 <Bass`Babe85> when I get my drivers permit
14:59:39 <doctor> and not like the shit you get at supermarkets
14:59:48 <Bass`Babe85> I'ma keep a cutlery set in my glovey
14:59:49 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
14:59:54 <Bass`Babe85> even in my handbag
14:59:56 <Bass`Babe85> bwahahaha
14:59:58 <HARDstyle-Milan> and ferrari pizza in oakleigh..the pizzas the bomb...i get my own ham beef egg chilli salami n mushroom
15:00:02 <HARDstyle-Milan> dude...**Gasms**
15:00:06 <HARDstyle-Milan> uz must try it.
15:00:16 <Bass`Babe85> I def will
15:00:26 <Bass`Babe85> we'll eat then go play po0l and have drinks
15:00:28 <Bass`Babe85> =D
15:00:30 <Bass`Babe85> sounds win
15:00:30 <HARDstyle-Milan> deals
15:00:35 <HARDstyle-Milan> n then massive joint specs
15:00:37 <HARDstyle-Milan> lolol
15:00:39 <Scramble> Where do you guys get all this money from?
15:00:41 <Scramble> Drug deals?
15:00:42 * {orbit} runs fingers along Bass`Babe85's thigh
15:00:49 <{orbit}> Scramble: its called a 'job'
15:00:55 <Scramble> lol
15:00:58 <Scramble> But when?
15:01:02 <HARDstyle-Milan> im a drafty
15:01:05 <HARDstyle-Milan> but i never go work
15:01:07 <HARDstyle-Milan> coz its a family business
15:01:10 <QuestionMark> only in broady the drug deals r popular
15:01:12 <HARDstyle-Milan> n i wanna do event management :(
15:01:16 <HARDstyle-Milan> n i wanna dj lol
15:01:18 <HARDstyle-Milan> :(
15:01:21 * HARDstyle-Milan blows all over chanop
15:01:24 <Scramble> Same people are in here every day
15:01:30 <Scramble> no one *really* works
15:01:32 <Bass`Babe85> DEAL
15:01:35 <Bass`Babe85> brb smoko
15:01:40 <Calin> argh.. i am having a brain blockage
15:01:41 <Bass`Babe85> do you smoke cigs milan?
15:01:41 <profiler> been there done that HARDstyle-Milan
15:01:42 <Bass`Babe85> brb
15:01:43 <QuestionMark> lol
15:01:44 <HARDstyle-Milan> yes i do
15:01:47 <Calin> what was the movie where clint eastwood says "make my day"
15:01:57 <HARDstyle-Milan> winnie blue ftw.
15:02:00 <HARDstyle-Milan> ew @ golds
15:02:04 <HARDstyle-Milan> n ew @ dunhill
15:02:12 <QuestionMark> well u onli have to work min of 8 hours a day scramble
15:02:20 <Calin> DIRTY HARRY
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15:02:45 <jonno> afternoon all :-)
15:02:51 <Scramble> I normally start work at 8pm. But I'll be fucked getting up this early if I was working today :P
15:03:04 <HARDstyle-Milan> well
15:03:07 <HARDstyle-Milan> i havent been 2 work
15:03:08 <HARDstyle-Milan> in
15:03:10 <HARDstyle-Milan> 5 months
15:03:10 <HARDstyle-Milan> lol
15:03:15 <HARDstyle-Milan> n yet i get paid
15:03:18 <HARDstyle-Milan> im so kewl.
15:03:22 <QuestionMark> fark id love that
15:03:24 <HARDstyle-Milan> yep
15:03:33 <HARDstyle-Milan> n i need 2 go 2 uni 4 architecture
15:03:35 <HARDstyle-Milan> but fuk dat
15:03:38 <QuestionMark> u work from home
15:03:38 <HARDstyle-Milan> event management here i cum
15:03:41 <{orbit}> smokers, ew
15:03:48 <HARDstyle-Milan> nah family business..we own a building company
15:03:50 <HARDstyle-Milan> im the youngest
15:03:53 <HARDstyle-Milan> so yeah
15:03:56 <HARDstyle-Milan> i just dont do nefing
15:03:56 <HARDstyle-Milan> lol
15:04:00 <QuestionMark> lol
15:04:04 <QuestionMark> keep it up
15:04:05 <{orbit}> how much you getting paid tho/
15:04:10 <HARDstyle-Milan> full drafty wages
15:04:11 <HARDstyle-Milan> :)
15:04:13 <QuestionMark> id scam something like that up if i could
15:04:21 <{orbit}> HARD: which is what? 30-40k?
15:04:24 <HARDstyle-Milan> lol
15:04:25 <HARDstyle-Milan> um
15:04:26 <HARDstyle-Milan> no?
15:04:31 <HARDstyle-Milan> newhere from
15:04:34 <QuestionMark> 5 k
15:04:35 <QuestionMark> lol
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15:04:38 <HARDstyle-Milan> 1500-3500 a week
15:04:45 <HARDstyle-Milan> for ur first couple years
15:04:51 <SHIT> hi fatties
15:04:53 Part: [maTty ([email protected]) from #melbourne
15:04:59 <HARDstyle-Milan> n plus commission aswell
15:05:09 <Scramble> to do nothing?
15:05:14 <QuestionMark> cut out the tax
15:05:20 <HARDstyle-Milan> yep
15:05:30 <{orbit}> HARDstyle-Milan: 1500/wk? .. wtf .. pre-tax?
15:05:32 <Scramble> fuck, what a life. Paid to sit on IRC
15:05:33 <HARDstyle-Milan> n wen i finish my commerical architecture course...:D
15:05:36 <HARDstyle-Milan> afta tax
15:05:39 <{orbit}> ...
15:05:41 Part: blondie83 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
15:05:43 <{orbit}> o.O
15:05:43 <HARDstyle-Milan> it falls under architecture
15:05:43 <Scramble> I'd say I'm envious, but really I'm not :P
15:05:45 <HARDstyle-Milan> its the first stage
15:05:51 <HARDstyle-Milan> n im only 20
15:05:53 <{orbit}> 78k .. post tax .. for someone who doesnt do anything? wtf.
15:05:58 <{orbit}> that's like >100k
15:06:04 <HARDstyle-Milan> sumfin lyk that :)
15:06:07 <QuestionMark> i get 1200 a week i might sign up and work from home
15:06:17 <QuestionMark> and work with u
15:06:23 <QuestionMark> and sleep all day
15:06:24 <{orbit}> i get like 1650/wk post-tax but i work like a fucker for it :|
15:06:28 <HARDstyle-Milan> lol
15:06:31 <HARDstyle-Milan> that sucks
15:06:50 <HARDstyle-Milan> but yeah..i got another job interview
15:06:50 <QuestionMark> 40 hour week orbit?
15:06:51 <HARDstyle-Milan> in richmond
15:06:57 <{orbit}> QuestionMark: 37.5
15:06:58 <Scramble> what do you do orbit?
15:07:04 <QuestionMark> yeh that aint bad
15:07:15 <QuestionMark> u cant complain with all the pay cuts around
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15:07:20 <{orbit}> Scramble: computer stuff
15:07:29 <Bass`Babe85> winnie golds suck
15:07:34 <HARDstyle-Milan> indeed
15:07:36 <HARDstyle-Milan> blues ftw
15:07:43 <Bass`Babe85> yup
15:07:45 <{orbit}> not smoking ftw
15:07:49 <Scramble> Lucky Strikes
15:07:54 <Bass`Babe85> you shouldn't smoke in your car tho milan
15:07:57 <HARDstyle-Milan> lol
15:07:57 <HARDstyle-Milan> y
15:07:58 Part: amelbguy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
15:08:02 <Bass`Babe85> cause it's nice
15:08:02 <HARDstyle-Milan> im getn another new car soon
15:08:08 <Bass`Babe85> you should keep it nice
15:08:13 <Bass`Babe85> you selling the rex?
15:08:13 <doctor> winnie blues
15:08:16 <HARDstyle-Milan> nah
15:08:16 <doctor> thatll do
15:08:17 <QuestionMark> yeh u stuff ya car up smokin in it goes in the vents n shit
15:08:19 <Scramble> smoking in the car puts a film on the windscreen
15:08:20 <{orbit}> people who smoke in cars are disgusting, they got no idea how bad it stinks :S
15:08:20 <QuestionMark> stains the car
15:08:24 <HARDstyle-Milan> thats gonna be a once a month car..im putn a new engine in it
15:08:31 <HARDstyle-Milan> :)
15:08:32 <doctor> its my car and i smoke in it if i want
15:08:35 <Bass`Babe85> HARDstyle-Milan sounds go0d
15:08:40 <HARDstyle-Milan> and im getn a really sexi car
15:08:40 <{orbit}> not alone getting permanently into the aircon ducting, fabrics, etc
15:08:42 <Bass`Babe85> kick around car you buying?
15:08:44 Part: Nate_ ([email protected]) from #melbourne
15:08:47 <doctor> so dont complain or ill drop you off in a bad neibourhood
15:08:48 <HARDstyle-Milan> nah
15:08:53 <QuestionMark> car should be lookin after like ya house
15:08:54 <Bass`Babe85> what car?
15:08:57 <HARDstyle-Milan> suprise :P
15:08:59 <QuestionMark> love it and baby it
15:09:02 <{orbit}> anyone smoke in my car i'd kick their ass >:|
15:09:02 <HARDstyle-Milan> brothers buying it 4 me lol
15:09:04 <Bass`Babe85> I hate suprises
15:09:07 <diditforthelulz> r35 :P
15:09:11 <HARDstyle-Milan> nah was finkn that
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15:09:14 <HARDstyle-Milan> but sumfin better lol
15:09:18 <Bass`Babe85> WHY
15:09:35 <Bass`Babe85> HARDstyle-Milan is there anywhere in melbourne that I can take my little bike to?
15:09:37 <{orbit}> diditforthelulz: heh, 150k+ for the car, 4+K/yr in insurance .. 5k+k/yr in servicing .. fuck that.
15:09:38 <Bass`Babe85> legally?
15:09:42 <HARDstyle-Milan> yeah
15:09:45 <Bass`Babe85> where?
15:09:46 <HARDstyle-Milan> go-kart tracks n shit
15:09:50 <SHIT> ?
15:09:54 <Bass`Babe85> ohh not that dandy track?
15:10:01 <HARDstyle-Milan> 4 the r35 guess how much my insurance was LOL
15:10:04 <diditforthelulz> r35 150k+
15:10:05 <diditforthelulz> lmfao
15:10:07 <diditforthelulz> no
15:10:14 <HARDstyle-Milan> 7400 a year
15:10:14 <HARDstyle-Milan> lol
15:10:16 <{orbit}> diditforthelulz: depends if you go jdm or adm
15:10:16 <QuestionMark> a life span on a car is 10 years so why buy an expensive car put that cash into a house
15:10:22 <HARDstyle-Milan> wif the new car i wanna get its 8800
15:10:24 <Scramble> R35?
15:10:28 <Scramble> Isn't it V35?
15:10:29 <Bass`Babe85> my brothers cars were nice
15:10:33 <HARDstyle-Milan> no r35 gtr
15:10:34 <{orbit}> Scramble: no, skyline is v35 - the gtr is r35
15:10:42 <Bass`Babe85> my eldest bro that is
15:10:44 <{orbit}> there's also a v36 skyline
15:10:54 <HARDstyle-Milan> yeah my brothers got a 760il beamer
15:10:56 <Scramble> I thought the GTR was the GTR
15:10:56 <{orbit}> its basically what the US get under the premium nissan 'infiniti' brand
15:10:57 <HARDstyle-Milan> its pimp on 21s
15:11:00 <Scramble> but there ya go
15:11:08 <HARDstyle-Milan> the r35 is the new gtr
15:11:08 <Bass`Babe85> he had two HR's.. one showro0m and one kick around moded
15:11:11 <HARDstyle-Milan> rb35
15:11:14 <Bass`Babe85> they were nice
15:11:17 <HARDstyle-Milan> nah but im finkn of n audi r8
15:11:21 <Bass`Babe85> I appreciate old cars
15:11:21 <HARDstyle-Milan> n just slamming it on 20z
15:11:27 <Scramble> I haven't seen the new GTR around yet
15:11:30 <Scramble> surprising really
15:11:35 <HARDstyle-Milan> coz iv already got the rex thats gonna be a turbski weapon
15:11:36 <HARDstyle-Milan> but i dno
15:11:37 <Bass`Babe85> wanna see a nice car?
15:11:38 <{orbit}> Scramble: past the r34 they changed it; skyline brand went into the v* designation - and became more of a regular sorta car - and they seperated out the R35 - there is only one R35 model really and that's the GTR (no rwd or non-turbo etc variants)
15:11:51 <{orbit}> Scramble: i've seen at least 4-5 around here :S
15:11:58 <HARDstyle-Milan> yeah
15:11:59 <Scramble> yeah?
15:12:00 <HARDstyle-Milan> thers 1 in my area
15:12:01 <Scramble> where?
15:12:09 <HARDstyle-Milan> jsut with a remapped computer he ran a 10.4
15:12:12 <{orbit}> they're freakin sexy as too .. rolling on factory 20"s
15:12:14 <HARDstyle-Milan> thats stupid power.
15:12:16 <Bass`Babe85> HARDstyle-Milan do you like old cars?
15:12:19 <HARDstyle-Milan> not really
15:12:20 <Bass`Babe85> @ all?
15:12:23 <HARDstyle-Milan> im a more turbo boy
15:12:23 <Bass`Babe85> why not?
15:12:24 <QuestionMark> skylines suck
15:12:25 <Scramble> I see R8's all the time
15:12:28 <Bass`Babe85> Aww jap crap
15:12:30 <Scramble> ferraris etc
15:12:31 <Scramble> no GTRs
15:12:33 <HARDstyle-Milan> im finkn of buying a r8
15:12:33 <{orbit}> HARDstyle: 300rwkw from the factory, and more like 360rwkw with a simple retune - yeah
15:12:42 <HARDstyle-Milan> nah
15:12:45 <HARDstyle-Milan> ther awkw
15:12:51 <HARDstyle-Milan> simple retune
15:12:52 <Bass`Babe85> I HATE supras
15:12:53 <{orbit}> oops, yeah i mean awkw same diff
15:12:59 <HARDstyle-Milan> he had 384 at all 4
15:13:00 <Bass`Babe85> with a passion
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15:13:03 <{orbit}> supras are dumb
15:13:04 <euro_jocks> ahoyyyyyyyy
15:13:09 <Bass`Babe85> ahoyyy
15:13:12 <HARDstyle-Milan> with the stock restricted exhaust
15:13:13 <{orbit}> HARDstyle-Milan: that sounds very high, but different dynos read different.
15:13:13 <Bass`Babe85> man over board
15:13:14 <doctor> hey fag
15:13:19 <HARDstyle-Milan> well
15:13:21 <euro_jocks> hiii doctor
15:13:21 <Scramble> I want a GT-four
15:13:22 <HARDstyle-Milan> u got stage 1 remap
15:13:22 <diditforthelulz> buy a rx7
15:13:23 <diditforthelulz> :D
15:13:24 <Scramble> I'd be happy eith that
15:13:26 <HARDstyle-Milan> which is gt spec 1 tune
15:13:29 <{orbit}> Scramble: old :S
15:13:32 <doctor> wanna have some gay sex?
15:13:32 <Bass`Babe85> diditforthelulz it'll never happen
15:13:34 <HARDstyle-Milan> which enhances it by about 30-40 kw
15:13:40 <doctor> im feeling horny and women dont like me
15:13:42 <euro_jocks> lol fuck ye babe
15:13:50 <diditforthelulz> sif it will never happen
15:13:50 <Scramble> Yeah it's old. BUt i'm not getting paid to sit on irc :P
15:13:51 <HARDstyle-Milan> n then u got spec 2, 3
15:13:51 <diditforthelulz> :P
15:13:54 <Bass`Babe85> it won't
15:13:54 <euro_jocks> hahaha
15:13:55 <{orbit}> HARDstyle-Milan: a retune without doing anything else on the r35 should net about 60kw :S ..
15:13:59 * doctor sticks it in ya pooper
15:14:01 <Bass`Babe85> my brother would taunt you
15:14:05 <euro_jocks> who r u doctor
15:14:09 <{orbit}> HARDstyle-Milan: Cobb been doing em
15:14:09 <HARDstyle-Milan> lol orbit..its a twin turbo 3.5L
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15:14:15 <HARDstyle-Milan> u can do alot more then that
15:14:16 <doctor> i am doctor
15:14:20 <Bellatrix> Bass`Babe85!!!
15:14:21 <{orbit}> 3.5L ..
15:14:21 <HARDstyle-Milan> wifout touching internals or nefing
15:14:30 <Bass`Babe85> Bellatrix!!!!! <3 **hugs**
15:14:33 <Bass`Babe85> how are you?
15:14:38 <HARDstyle-Milan> mel..supras
15:14:39 <{orbit}> think you're confused dude - the r35 is a 3.8L
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15:14:39 <QuestionMark> turbos r shit go naturally asperated engines
15:14:41 <HARDstyle-Milan> theres 1 in my area
15:14:44 <HARDstyle-Milan> lol orbit
15:14:45 <diditforthelulz> hai paula
15:14:48 <HARDstyle-Milan> its rb35
15:14:49 <HARDstyle-Milan> meaning
15:14:51 <HARDstyle-Milan> 3.5
15:14:52 <HARDstyle-Milan> lol
15:14:55 <euro_jocks> what r we discussing
15:14:56 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Bellatrix
15:15:00 <Bellatrix> diditforthelulz!!!
15:15:03 <diditforthelulz> sup
15:15:05 <Bellatrix> long time no see!!!
15:15:05 <euro_jocks> sounds like something i have no clue about
15:15:06 <Bellatrix> :P
15:15:10 <Bass`Babe85> HARDstyle-Milan I knew a fuckface who drove one and stalled it constantly... if you can't fucking shift gears GIVE IT UP
15:15:11 <Bellatrix> how is your gorgeous self?
15:15:16 <diditforthelulz> wtf have you been
15:15:18 <diditforthelulz> :P
15:15:22 <Bellatrix> hiding?
15:15:23 <HARDstyle-Milan> theres a 1100hp supra in my area
15:15:25 Part: juzHoRnY ([email protected]) from #melbourne
15:15:26 <diditforthelulz> lolol
15:15:29 <Bellatrix> partying?
15:15:29 <HARDstyle-Milan> runs on c-16 fuel
15:15:29 <diditforthelulz> <3 supras
15:15:30 <Bellatrix> :P
15:15:33 <HARDstyle-Milan> 7.50 a litre
15:15:36 <Scramble> GTR is 3.8L
15:15:41 <HARDstyle-Milan> lol
15:15:43 <HARDstyle-Milan> u fools
15:15:45 <Bass`Babe85> if you can't glide it grind is the most defective sentance I've EVER heard
15:15:56 <Scramble> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_GT-R
15:16:06 <Bass`Babe85> fucking ex had a silvia king series
15:16:07 <euro_jocks> wiki is unreliable
15:16:09 <Bass`Babe85> it was nice
15:16:10 <euro_jocks> bad source
15:16:18 <HARDstyle-Milan> lol @ wikipedia
15:16:19 <Scramble> 3.8L VR38DETT twin-turbo V6
15:16:24 <euro_jocks> bass babe, was your ex as hot as the car?
15:16:26 <Scramble> it doesn't have an RB35
15:16:28 <QuestionMark> just throw down the maccas trays and rip the rear wheels up
15:16:29 <{orbit}> HARDstyle-Milan: dude, its a 3.8L twin-turbo .. the r35 doesnt mean shit, and its not an rb35 engine its a VR38DETT
15:16:33 <Bass`Babe85> euro_jocks no he was black
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15:16:35 <Bass`Babe85> and gross
15:16:36 <{orbit}> HARDstyle-Milan has no freakin' idea what he's talking about :)
15:16:43 <euro_jocks> LMAOOO bass babe
15:16:44 <HARDstyle-Milan> wikipedia r the same ones that sed porsche beat nissan
15:16:45 <HARDstyle-Milan> lol
15:16:52 <Bass`Babe85> he boxed
15:16:56 <diditforthelulz> lol
15:16:58 <diditforthelulz> hes a phag
15:16:59 <Bass`Babe85> I thought it was the "in" thing
15:17:00 <diditforthelulz> :P
15:17:06 <euro_jocks> wiki is wrong at university
15:17:07 <euro_jocks> i am a university acedemic
15:17:11 <Bass`Babe85> bf's are like handbags.. they get boring
15:17:11 <euro_jocks> academic
15:17:14 <euro_jocks> however thats spelt
15:17:16 <euro_jocks> i dont know
15:17:16 * Bass`Babe85 glares @ diditforthelulz
15:17:21 <{orbit}> bass: silvia king? must be s13 .. gross and old .. :S ..
15:17:24 <QuestionMark> porche will out last nissan any day
15:17:25 <diditforthelulz> stfu bishface loser
15:17:25 <diditforthelulz> ;P
15:17:27 <Scramble> It's ok euro_jocks. I belive you.....
15:17:30 <Bass`Babe85> {orbit} was okay
15:17:31 <Bastard> euro_jocks: not very smart eh?
15:17:36 <euro_jocks> lol cheers scramble
15:17:37 <^pilot^> sif old n gross
15:17:39 <{orbit}> Bass`Babe85: eh, s14/15 are nicer :p
15:17:43 * ^pilot^ strokes his s13
15:17:46 <euro_jocks> hey look i tried
15:17:48 <Scramble> I like the S14
15:17:52 <HARDstyle-Milan> s13..i hated s13s but my good mate just got 1
15:17:54 <diditforthelulz> s14 are nice for silvias
15:17:55 <doctor> Back in the day, I was a well respected doctor.
15:17:56 <Bass`Babe85> it cost him 1700 for an upgrade on bo0st
15:17:58 <HARDstyle-Milan> put a 180 ca14 engine in
15:18:00 <Bass`Babe85> I'm like "WTF"
15:18:03 <QuestionMark> the problem is u might get a skyline flying down the freeway kickin it hard but in 2 years it be in the garage broken down
15:18:03 <HARDstyle-Milan> fkn thing flys.
15:18:17 <Scramble> 200SX mmmm
15:18:17 <Bass`Babe85> hated that car.. we had a fight and he rammed into a round about..
15:18:23 <^pilot^> {orbit}
15:18:24 <Bass`Babe85> then fucked the front axle
15:18:24 <{orbit}> ^pilot^: eh, dont mind a late model type x ps13r (180sx) but eh .. s13 didnt really ever do much for me .. its at least a decent balanced rwd front-engined car.
15:18:41 <^pilot^> http://members.westnet.com.au/bato/Hoses/DSCF1954.jpg
15:18:42 <{orbit}> but an s13 with an s15 front end (strawberry conversion) is a hell of a lot sexier :p
15:18:42 <^pilot^> there
15:18:44 <^pilot^> kgo
15:19:00 <Bass`Babe85> mind you I was 18 and the previous bf drove a ford failure that ex cable was broken
15:19:07 <Bass`Babe85> 20k's @ the fastest
15:19:08 Part: noblepark1 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
15:19:09 <Bass`Babe85> bwahahaha
15:19:10 <{orbit}> no piping for the k&n? .. fail... and isnt a highmount gonna = instant defect?
15:19:11 <HARDstyle-Milan> 05 wrx wif a td04z twin chambered
15:19:19 <HARDstyle-Milan> 750cc injectors
15:19:21 <^pilot^> fail ?
15:19:27 <HARDstyle-Milan> on a 2.5L sti engine
15:19:27 <^pilot^> Instant Defecet
15:19:29 <^pilot^> -e
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15:19:33 <euro_jocks> my ex drove a lexus
15:19:33 <euro_jocks> it was in um
15:19:33 <euro_jocks> that auto thing they have in melb
15:19:34 <euro_jocks> auto show or some shit
15:19:41 <euro_jocks> it was hot
15:19:45 <euro_jocks> but i knew nothing about it
15:19:46 <Scramble> stfu euro_jocks :P
15:19:49 <HARDstyle-Milan> 45mm E.W.G
15:19:53 <euro_jocks> sory scramble
15:19:53 <{orbit}> pilot: well the k&n doenst look piped onto the body, and looks like intercooler, and vic .. two intake mods is fail anyway :p ..
15:19:53 <HARDstyle-Milan> bring it bitches.
15:19:54 <euro_jocks> lol
15:19:55 Part: nonsense ([email protected]) from #melbourne
15:19:56 <Bass`Babe85> omfg fuck this car talk
15:19:57 <QuestionMark> auto salon lol
15:20:06 <HARDstyle-Milan> lol orbit
15:20:06 <^pilot^> Dude, all it comes down to is attitude
15:20:08 <HARDstyle-Milan> y do u say that..
15:20:08 <{orbit}> ugh, piped .. like .. connected down (held down) .. that's another defect.
15:20:13 <Bass`Babe85> appreciate the oldies
15:20:17 <^pilot^> no need
15:20:20 <HARDstyle-Milan> orbit
15:20:21 <{orbit}> i've studied ADRs on car mods extensively .. they're fucked :(
15:20:25 <^pilot^> when its attatched to the engine
15:20:30 <HARDstyle-Milan> r u 1 of them i like turbos but not the sound kinda ppl
15:20:33 <Scramble> ADR's are bullshit
15:20:34 Part: fitmelbguy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
15:20:34 <QuestionMark> look what it comes down to if u cant buy a car and dont have to do anything to it to make it hot then thats what u gotta buy
15:20:38 <HARDstyle-Milan> sif no dose pipe bitch.
15:20:39 <euro_jocks> lol hardstyle
15:20:39 <{orbit}> pilot: it still has to be held down/attached to something otherwise its a defect.
15:20:40 <Bass`Babe85> I did an auto course @ tafe.. it failed me
15:20:42 <{orbit}> Scramble: yup, they are.
15:20:42 <QuestionMark> all these modz and changes r stupid
15:20:46 Part: SHIT ([email protected]) from #melbourne
15:20:47 <^pilot^> ummm
15:20:51 <euro_jocks> agree mark
15:20:53 <^pilot^> in vic maybe
15:20:54 <Scramble> Especially when they defect modern euro safety features
15:20:54 <{orbit}> HARDstyle-Milan: nope, not even remotely.
15:20:58 <HARDstyle-Milan> well
15:20:58 <^pilot^> in WA nope
15:20:59 <HARDstyle-Milan> ur a fag.
15:21:04 <Scramble> like laser assisted headlamps on Mercs
15:21:06 <Bass`Babe85> milan what car are you getting?
15:21:07 <^pilot^> Pod Filters are legal :)
15:21:08 <euro_jocks> i am
15:21:11 <HARDstyle-Milan> im finkn r8
15:21:13 <HARDstyle-Milan> but i dno
15:21:18 <{orbit}> ^pilot^: pretty sure its covered under the national ADRs - it might be cops over there dont police it that bad tho
15:21:27 <^pilot^> {orbit}
15:21:43 <profiler> pilot WA laws suck dude
15:21:44 <{orbit}> the pod itself isnt a problem, its that you have to have it like .. connected to the body / bolted down so that it cant move.
15:21:46 <^pilot^> no, the WA Traffic act says that Pod Filters are legal
15:21:49 <^pilot^> :)
15:21:55 <profiler> pod filters are yes
15:21:57 <HARDstyle-Milan> LOL
15:21:59 <{orbit}> yes, i'm not talking about having a pod filter, i'm talking about how its just held there.
15:22:00 <HARDstyle-Milan> no u dont orbit
15:22:09 <HARDstyle-Milan> held down 2 wat body..
15:22:12 <{orbit}> and that *type* of pod filter is illegal anyway - its an oiled k&n type whihc isnt legal ;)
15:22:12 <HARDstyle-Milan> explain ur theory
15:22:12 <euro_jocks> so bass babe, how u been?
15:22:18 <Scramble> Pods are a pretty weak mod anyway
15:22:18 <{orbit}> HARDstyle-Milan: the chassis
15:22:22 <Scramble> it's nothing that they care about
15:22:22 <HARDstyle-Milan> lol
15:22:24 <Bass`Babe85> euro_jocks soggy and yourself?
15:22:25 <HARDstyle-Milan> wat state r u from
15:22:27 <{orbit}> Scramble: they're stupid if you dont pipe cold air to them
15:22:31 <{orbit}> and that pic sure doesnt
15:22:38 <euro_jocks> soggy? whyy! i like that word
15:22:40 <Scramble> thing is, cops don't know what they;re looking for, so anything that looks out of place, they'll defect you on
15:22:41 <{orbit}> which means the damn thing is just sucking in hot engine air and prolly losing power
15:22:43 <HARDstyle-Milan> so u suggest having a flat panel wif a cooler?
15:22:46 <Bass`Babe85> bleeding gash =(
15:22:46 <euro_jocks> i been ok, running around etc uni im over it
15:22:49 <Bass`Babe85> kiss it better?
15:22:55 <Bass`Babe85> yeah fuck uni
15:22:57 <euro_jocks> lol sure
15:22:59 <{orbit}> HARDstyle-Milan: i've lived in QLD, SA, VIC and NSW - i'm pretty familiar with the laws
15:23:05 <Bass`Babe85> I dated a guy who studied bird mating @ tafe
15:23:08 Part: Nate_ ([email protected]) from #melbourne
15:23:08 <HARDstyle-Milan> it seems 2 me u hav no clue
15:23:08 <Bass`Babe85> =\
15:23:13 <diditforthelulz> lmfao
15:23:15 <Bass`Babe85> uni I mean
15:23:17 <euro_jocks> LMAO
15:23:26 <QuestionMark> <{orbit}> which means the damn thing is just sucking in hot engine air and prolly losing power<---put a freezer in ya engine bay
15:23:28 <Bass`Babe85> we didn't have sex
15:23:28 <euro_jocks> i study plants at uni
15:23:32 <Bass`Babe85> so I dumped him
15:23:37 <HARDstyle-Milan> wat car do u drive orbit..
15:23:40 <{orbit}> HARDstyle-Milan: no i'm saying if you have a pod filter, then it has to be securely bolted down to the body/chassis - or held in place in some way so that it cant move - that's a legal ADR requirement. The laws on pod filters themselves are very state based.
15:23:44 <euro_jocks> i hate bfs theyre retards
15:23:47 <euro_jocks> just have sex
15:23:47 <Bass`Babe85> euro_jocks Why plants?
15:23:49 <{orbit}> some allow them, some only allow 1-2 intake mods, etc ..
15:23:51 <HARDstyle-Milan> how the fuck r u meant 2 bolt it down
15:24:01 <Bass`Babe85> and what could you study?
15:24:05 <Bass`Babe85> how green leaves are
15:24:09 <euro_jocks> lol
15:24:09 <Bass`Babe85> how much they grow?
15:24:11 <{orbit}> though in no state can you run an oiled-type air filter (pod or panel) which excludes any of the k&n ones.
15:24:12 <Scramble> use a braqcket milan?
15:24:20 <Bass`Babe85> I'm not making fun
15:24:21 <{orbit}> HARDstyle-Milan: i got an r34 and an n14
15:24:25 <Scramble> bolt the bracket in and strap the pod down
15:24:26 <Bass`Babe85> i'm actually curious
15:24:28 <euro_jocks> nah genetically modified plants etc, medicine and apart of mircrobiology
15:24:29 <QuestionMark> you can bolt it down with a bolt
15:24:34 <{orbit}> Scramble: exactly that.
15:24:37 <Bass`Babe85> my mums convinced all ppl @ uni are on drugs
15:24:39 <HARDstyle-Milan> so ur gonna bolt thru ur piping
15:24:39 <Bass`Babe85> dunno why
15:24:44 <HARDstyle-Milan> or ur pod..
15:24:47 <Scramble> haha
15:24:47 <HARDstyle-Milan> ah ha
15:24:47 <euro_jocks> lol
15:24:47 <{orbit}> Bass`Babe85: cos most are?
15:24:48 <Bass`Babe85> ohhhhhh medicine
15:24:49 <Scramble> durrrrrr
15:24:52 <profiler> strap the piping and bolt the strap!
15:24:53 <Bass`Babe85> understandable
15:24:55 <WiLd_TuRkeY> !?!?!?!?!
15:24:56 <euro_jocks> everyone smokes dope at my uni
15:24:58 <HARDstyle-Milan> retarded kids
15:24:58 <euro_jocks> lol
15:25:01 <euro_jocks> during breaks
15:25:05 <Bass`Babe85> {orbit} yeah I thought so
15:25:09 <Bass`Babe85> green week and all
15:25:11 <{orbit}> Bass`Babe85: heh
15:25:26 <QuestionMark> VTECCCCCCCCCCCCCC all the way
15:25:27 <HARDstyle-Milan> wat kinda r34
15:25:31 <HARDstyle-Milan> gts-t
15:25:32 <{orbit}> VTEC KICKED IN YO
15:25:37 <Bass`Babe85> euro_jocks take a friend to uni day is coming up isn't it
15:25:39 <Bass`Babe85> =P~
15:25:40 <{orbit}> HARDstyle-Milan: there are no gts-t in r34
15:25:44 <euro_jocks> hahaha
15:25:46 <^pilot^> MECHANIC KITTAH SAYS DANGER TO TEH MANIFOLD
15:25:54 <HARDstyle-Milan> gtt
15:25:56 * Bass`Babe85 tickles euro_jocks
15:26:09 * euro_jocks giggles.. im so cute
15:26:15 <Bass`Babe85> you is so co0t
15:26:17 <^pilot^> no your not
15:26:17 <HARDstyle-Milan> is it turbski
15:26:18 <HARDstyle-Milan> lol
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15:26:26 <{orbit}> ^pilot^: i was contemplating hooking up something with my carpc so if it detected you driving to hard it flashed up on the screen what you just said with the cat n all .. haha :D
15:26:29 <euro_jocks> lol yes i am thanks
15:26:31 <{orbit}> HARDstyle-Milan: yes, gtt
15:26:34 <QuestionMark> Rotary will always beat a turbo
15:26:42 <HARDstyle-Milan> work?
15:26:44 <{orbit}> QuestionMark: and blow out apex seals in the process?
15:26:47 <Bass`Babe85> honda civs in my area in melb are fully bo0sted
15:26:48 <HARDstyle-Milan> rx3!!! ftw!!!
15:26:51 <HARDstyle-Milan> i want 1
15:26:52 <Bass`Babe85> its fucking hilarious
15:26:52 <HARDstyle-Milan> .
15:26:54 <HARDstyle-Milan> i shall get 1
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15:27:00 <HARDstyle-Milan> but first the new car must cum
15:27:04 <euro_jocks> bass babe
15:27:07 <euro_jocks> r they asian or wog
15:27:14 <Bass`Babe85> asian
15:27:21 <{orbit}> hahaha
15:27:22 <euro_jocks> lol trust
15:27:26 <{orbit}> fulsik dose bro .. tutututut
15:27:28 <Bass`Babe85> one was on the news his engine caught fire in a chase
15:27:31 <Bass`Babe85> bwahahaha
15:27:33 Part: becbec ([email protected]) from #melbourne
15:27:35 <QuestionMark> Honda civz r the finest of breeds
15:27:35 <{orbit}> lol!
15:27:38 <euro_jocks> LMAOOOOOOOO
15:27:45 <euro_jocks> that would be funny
15:27:49 <Bass`Babe85> the guy musta stuck the engine together with sticky rice
15:27:57 <euro_jocks> rofl
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15:28:02 <Bass`Babe85> the rice canon woulda been havier than the car
15:28:04 <Bass`Babe85> bwahahahaha
15:28:10 <euro_jocks> hhahahaha
15:28:13 <QuestionMark> vtec and chip the biatch out
15:28:29 <{orbit}> Bass`Babe85: prolly hooked up an oil catch can badly or had one of those tiny lil' k&n filters on the top of the engine block .. they often have issues leaking oil and you end up with easy engine fire :S ..
15:28:34 <{orbit}> is why they're illegal mods :|
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15:28:55 <Bass`Babe85> {orbit} agreed
15:28:58 <HARDstyle-Milan> everything is illegal
15:29:00 <HARDstyle-Milan> fkn cocksmokers.
15:29:03 <HARDstyle-Milan> i hate this blitz
15:29:04 <HARDstyle-Milan> :(
15:29:06 <{orbit}> HARDstyle-Milan: a fucktonne of stuff is, yup
15:29:09 <euro_jocks> im so over cars
15:29:15 <euro_jocks> i public transport it
15:29:18 <euro_jocks> green approach
15:29:20 <HARDstyle-Milan> cars r 1 thing ill never get over
15:29:22 <euro_jocks> :)
15:29:24 <Bass`Babe85> brb
15:29:30 <{orbit}> HARDstyle-Milan: you gotta be *very* careful with modifying cars - otherwise you end up breaking the law and being pwned .. its more expensive to do it right but worth it
15:29:40 <HARDstyle-Milan> id rather break the law n do it right
15:29:43 <QuestionMark> the funny thing people buy old cars do all these modz to em spend up alot of cash then a 2009 car come out 4 cyclinder and kicks the shit out of the turbo v8 of 1983
15:29:46 <HARDstyle-Milan> then do it legal n look like a tool
15:29:53 <{orbit}> HARDstyle-Milan: lots of people would, not me .. heh.
15:30:01 <HARDstyle-Milan> tsk tsk
15:30:02 <{orbit}> QuestionMark: yup
15:30:15 <HARDstyle-Milan> u tell me legally how 2 get 440 kw plus @ all 4 on a rex
15:30:15 <HARDstyle-Milan> .
15:30:22 <{orbit}> HARDstyle-Milan: i doubt you could.
15:30:27 <HARDstyle-Milan> thank u
15:30:39 <{orbit}> well actually, you prolly could - but you'd need to spend a fucktonne getting it engineerede.
15:30:46 <HARDstyle-Milan> or
15:30:49 <{orbit}> on *top* of the modifications
15:30:55 <HARDstyle-Milan> u could just get a dodgy engineers cert
15:31:00 <HARDstyle-Milan> :)
15:31:06 <QuestionMark> lol
15:31:07 <{orbit}> how's that help?
15:31:12 <HARDstyle-Milan> hows that help?
15:31:13 <HARDstyle-Milan> LOL
15:31:22 <{orbit}> the cops will defect you anyway and send you to vicroads .. cops dont accept eng certs
15:31:24 <QuestionMark> go to broady pay a cop 10 bucks he will give u a certificate
15:31:32 Part: MirandaKerrManagement ([email protected]) from #melbourne
15:31:38 <euro_jocks> lmao broady
15:31:39 <euro_jocks> stupid turks
15:31:44 <HARDstyle-Milan> how r u planning 2 get defected if u have n engineers certificate may i ask u..
15:31:47 <QuestionMark> lol
15:31:48 <HARDstyle-Milan> they cant touch u.
15:31:52 <{orbit}> vicroads have a list of auth'd engineers - so if it wasnt done by them - yeah .. and if the mods are anything diff from the engineer said - yeah, you're pwned.
15:32:02 <Lilah> HAHAHAHAHA ...I just got this link in an email: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SukhjDsgeF4
15:32:10 <TheStig> lilahhh
15:32:14 <{orbit}> HARDstyle-Milan: cops arent qualified to understand engineer certs - if they believe something is wrong they can still defect you. trust me on this.
15:32:22 <Lilah> Action @ 19 seconds is so funny.
15:32:24 <HARDstyle-Milan> take it 2 vic roads
15:32:27 <{orbit}> yup
15:32:28 <Lilah> Harroo Stig Stig
15:32:31 <QuestionMark> cops send u to vicroads
15:32:33 <HARDstyle-Milan> they cannot touch u if u hav n engineers certifate
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15:32:38 <QuestionMark> and vicroads have the last say
15:32:43 <TheStig> OMG HAHA
15:32:48 <QuestionMark> so if u have certificates u should be ok'
15:32:48 <TheStig> I LUV THAT MACHINE
15:32:52 <{orbit}> the QLD system is a lot better than every other state with modifications really - you get a modification plate in your engine bay .. and you dont have to have all mods engineered - and cops accept em.
15:32:55 <QuestionMark> aslong as everything adds up
15:33:00 * {orbit} nods at QuestionMark
15:33:09 <{orbit}> QuestionMark: vicroads staff *are* qualified to check it, that's the diff
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15:33:18 <HARDstyle-Milan> but wen doesnt it add up
15:33:28 <HARDstyle-Milan> heard of the vk ndskyz?
15:33:34 <{orbit}> cops are just clueless assholes, heh .. they think you're a smartarse or your car aint right - they'll fuck ya up
15:33:47 <HARDstyle-Milan> i will admit
15:33:53 <HARDstyle-Milan> highway patrol cops no a thing or 2
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15:34:10 <{orbit}> they're getting better trained in various states - particularly nsw/vic
15:34:23 <{orbit}> they're actually shown what turbos, and blow-off valves and intercoolers look like
15:34:23 <HARDstyle-Milan> theres a blitz 4 the next 3 weeks in sth east melb
15:34:26 <HARDstyle-Milan> ther r cops EVERYWHERE
15:34:35 <{orbit}> and if they spot after-market blow-off valve .. heh, they know to pwn
15:34:45 <Scramble> http://gbs.tv
15:34:46 <HARDstyle-Milan> thats y u hav no bov :)
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15:34:51 <HARDstyle-Milan> ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssSSSSSSS TU TU TU TU TUUUUUUU
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15:34:55 <{orbit}> or intercooler that required mods to the body to fit (ie: cutting reo bar or other parts of the chassis)
15:34:58 <QuestionMark> now days if u gonna do ya car up dont make it stand out
15:35:04 <{orbit}> HARDstyle-Milan: fulsik dose ;)
15:35:06 <Bass`Babe85> my back hurts
15:35:10 <{orbit}> QuestionMark: yup
15:35:10 <Bass`Babe85> someone run me over
15:35:11 <QuestionMark> if u gonna body kit ya car up dont modify the engine to much
15:35:12 <Bass`Babe85> kthx
15:35:19 <{orbit}> QuestionMark: subtle mods are cooler anyway :p
15:35:21 <Bass`Babe85> {orbit} euro_jocks you both love me
15:35:21 <euro_jockz> wb bb
15:35:21 <HARDstyle-Milan> nothing better then gating on a ve gts :)
15:35:25 <Bass`Babe85> plot my death now
15:35:26 <Bass`Babe85> !
15:35:28 <QuestionMark> tru orbit
15:35:30 <euro_jockz> lol
15:35:31 * {orbit} <3 Bass`Babe85
15:35:32 <QuestionMark> keep it simple
15:35:32 <Bass`Babe85> ty euro_jocks
15:35:37 <Bass`Babe85> <3 {orbit}
15:35:39 * {orbit} stabs Bass`Babe85 in the leg and lets her bleed out
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15:35:42 <euro_jockz> i love girls
15:35:44 <euro_jockz> theyre the best
15:35:49 <Bass`Babe85> badly
15:35:54 <{orbit}> vag ftws
15:35:54 <Bass`Babe85> we're so much more fancy
15:36:01 <euro_jockz> baddddddd
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15:36:18 <Bass`Babe85> I've never had a budwiezer spelling*
15:36:19 <{orbit}> turbo vag with blow-off valve
15:36:23 <Bass`Babe85> anyone had one?
15:36:28 <euro_jockz> i do a course part of my science degree
15:36:32 <euro_jockz> and im at a all girls college
15:36:34 <euro_jockz> its awsome
15:36:34 <speedmonkey> I HAVE
15:36:34 <diditforthelulz> bud sucks
15:36:37 <speedmonkey> AND THEY FUCKING SHIT
15:36:40 <Bass`Babe85> speedmonkey any go0d?
15:36:42 <diditforthelulz> i concur speedmonkey
15:36:44 <Bass`Babe85> aww
15:36:45 <speedmonkey> I'D RATHER DRINK OUT OF MY MUMS CUNT
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15:36:46 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b speedmonkey!*@*
15:36:51 <diditforthelulz> lmfao
15:36:57 <diditforthelulz> i still lol hard when pplz do that
15:37:15 * {orbit} lulz
15:37:29 <HARDstyle-Milan> newai
15:37:30 <Bass`Babe85> I hate greys anatomy
15:37:31 <HARDstyle-Milan> im off 2 get food
15:37:35 <HARDstyle-Milan> take it easy peepoles
15:37:39 <euro_jockz> bye sxc
15:37:41 <Bass`Babe85> that v jay jay thing is fkn shit
15:37:42 <QuestionMark> catch
15:37:45 <Bass`Babe85> call it a VAGINA
15:37:47 <diditforthelulz> catchya milan
15:37:47 Part: JusMe ([email protected]) from #melbourne
15:37:54 <HARDstyle-Milan> l8az dylzor
15:37:55 <Bass`Babe85> bye lover
15:37:57 <Bass`Babe85> =)
15:37:57 <HARDstyle-Milan> peaceee outt
15:37:59 <euro_jockz> lol
15:38:00 Quit: HARDstyle-Milan ([email protected]) Quit: I LOVE HARDSTYLE.
15:38:01 <Bass`Babe85> I'll miss you
15:38:03 <Bass`Babe85> aww
15:38:09 <Bass`Babe85> my missing increased
15:38:10 <Bass`Babe85> =\
15:38:10 <euro_jockz> hes such a wog
15:38:13 <Bass`Babe85> bad
15:38:16 <Bass`Babe85> I love him tho
15:38:39 <euro_jockz> lol
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15:39:37 <Bass`Babe85> he lo0ks like a fluffy wombat but sexier
15:39:42 <{orbit}> wait, did someone say vag?
15:39:49 <euro_jockz> i duno
15:39:51 <euro_jockz> havent seen him
15:40:02 <euro_jockz> ew vagina
15:40:05 <diditforthelulz> milan is cool :D
15:40:15 <diditforthelulz> euro_jockz i take it your gay
15:40:15 <Bass`Babe85> euro_jockz I've met him twice
15:40:19 <{orbit}> euro_jockz: wait, what?
15:40:26 <euro_jockz> is he hot
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15:40:31 <euro_jockz> ye diditforthelulz
15:40:33 <{orbit}> diditforthelulz: anyone who doesnt like vag would have to be pretty ghey
15:40:38 <Bass`Babe85> he's nice lo0king
15:40:40 <Bass`Babe85> not my type
15:40:40 <diditforthelulz> or femail
15:40:43 <diditforthelulz> female
15:40:45 <diditforthelulz> even
15:40:46 <diditforthelulz> lmfao
15:40:51 <euro_jockz> err
15:40:52 <Bass`Babe85> idiot
15:40:53 <euro_jockz> what about dykes
15:40:56 <Bass`Babe85> omfg
15:40:59 <Bass`Babe85> those bitches
15:41:05 <euro_jockz> lmaooo
15:41:05 <Bass`Babe85> kick me off po0l tables
15:41:06 <{orbit}> oi
15:41:10 <euro_jockz> OMG BAD
15:41:11 <Bass`Babe85> they have dagger eyes
15:41:11 <diditforthelulz> LOL
15:41:11 <{orbit}> Bass`Babe85: you love dykes
15:41:13 <euro_jockz> theyre so bitchy
15:41:13 <diditforthelulz> fkn dykes
15:41:18 <Bass`Babe85> {orbit} only you
15:41:24 <Bass`Babe85> in hope you'll fuck me
15:41:28 * {orbit} fux Bass`Babe85
15:41:32 <Bass`Babe85> yummeh
15:41:37 <euro_jockz> lol i luv u bass babe
15:41:39 <{orbit}> scissor achsun
15:41:42 <euro_jockz> what a sik bitch
15:42:14 <{orbit}> rumpity pumpity humpity scissor ackshun on the Bass`Babe85
15:42:31 <Bass`Babe85> {orbit} showwed me her special features
15:42:33 <Bass`Babe85> shes hot
15:42:45 <diditforthelulz> orly
15:42:47 <diditforthelulz> pics or lies
15:42:48 <euro_jockz> i thought orbit is a male
15:42:48 <diditforthelulz> :D
15:42:54 <{orbit}> lulz
15:42:58 <Bass`Babe85> I dun has her pics anymore
15:43:03 <Bass`Babe85> I believe in privacy
15:43:10 <Bass`Babe85> but I must add
15:43:13 <diditforthelulz> dont make me hax0r your past mel
15:43:14 <diditforthelulz> >.<
15:43:18 <Bass`Babe85> she's more l33t than yourself diditforthelulz
15:43:26 <Bass`Babe85> she pleases me in ways you never could
15:43:27 <diditforthelulz> everyone is
15:43:28 <{orbit}> :o srs?
15:43:29 <diditforthelulz> <<<< n00b
15:43:30 <diditforthelulz> lmfao
15:43:32 <diditforthelulz> jks
15:43:32 <{orbit}> aww hawt :D
15:43:35 <diditforthelulz> or am i
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15:43:37 <euro_jockz> lmaooo
15:43:37 <diditforthelulz> <.<
15:43:40 <{orbit}> lol, fail.
15:43:43 <LeMz> ><
15:43:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v diditforthelulz
15:43:44 <diditforthelulz> FU AUSTNET
15:43:47 <diditforthelulz> hai LeMz
15:43:49 * {orbit} points at diditforthelulz and cracks up laughing
15:43:50 <euro_jockz> lol
15:43:50 <LeMz> ohaithar
15:43:56 <LeMz> oh noes
15:43:57 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vv {orbit} LeMz
15:43:58 <LeMz> i just broke my idle
15:44:03 <diditforthelulz> OMG
15:44:05 <diditforthelulz> lol
15:44:08 <diditforthelulz> idlerpg?
15:44:12 <{orbit}> LeMz: d'oh :( now you're screwed
15:44:12 <LeMz> it was like at 140 hours or something
15:44:12 <LeMz> lol
15:44:17 <diditforthelulz> LOL
15:44:24 <{orbit}> idlerpg is a waste of time :p
15:44:27 <euro_jockz> i feel like solo
15:44:36 <{orbit}> solo sub ftw
15:44:37 <Bass`Babe85> we are anonymous, we are legion, for we are many...
15:44:40 <Bass`Babe85> I mean come on
15:44:41 <Bass`Babe85> ffs
15:45:05 <Bass`Babe85> I am many cells grown in my mothers womb so therefore I am many
15:45:16 <Bass`Babe85> I am legionaires disease
15:45:18 <euro_jockz> lmao
15:45:19 <{orbit}> lol
15:45:24 <euro_jockz> d fuk
15:45:28 <diditforthelulz> lmfao
15:45:32 <Bass`Babe85> I'm funneh
15:45:37 <Bass`Babe85> with beer attached
15:45:44 <{orbit}> oooh beer
15:45:48 <Bass`Babe85> yup
15:45:53 * diditforthelulz grabs another beer
15:45:54 <euro_jockz> i love beer
15:45:55 <Bass`Babe85> co0per sparkling ale biatch
15:45:55 * {orbit} sips Bass`Babe85
15:45:56 <euro_jockz> for a homo
15:46:02 * Bass`Babe85 sexes {orbit}
15:46:02 <diditforthelulz> whats your fav beer people?
15:46:08 <euro_jockz> pure blonde
15:46:11 * {orbit} unF unF unF
15:46:12 <Bass`Babe85> mmm low carbs
15:46:13 <Bass`Babe85> sexy
15:46:13 <diditforthelulz> not bad not bad
15:46:18 <{orbit}> blondes are hot, especially when they got blue eyes
15:46:22 <diditforthelulz> anything coopers ftw
15:46:29 <diditforthelulz> i has blue eyes
15:46:31 <diditforthelulz> but not blonde
15:46:32 <diditforthelulz> :(
15:46:33 <Bass`Babe85> dyl does kita have real blue eyes?
15:46:35 <diditforthelulz> phail
15:46:37 <{orbit}> diditforthelulz: oh well, blue eyes are still win
15:46:37 <Bass`Babe85> or contacts?
15:46:41 <diditforthelulz> naw mel
15:46:45 <Bass`Babe85> co0l
15:46:45 <diditforthelulz> she has brown
15:46:46 <diditforthelulz> i think
15:46:49 <Bass`Babe85> her new pics lie then
15:46:52 <diditforthelulz> that they are {orbit}
15:46:55 <euro_jockz> green eyes are sexy
15:46:56 <diditforthelulz> hahah rly?
15:46:58 <euro_jockz> like mine
15:47:02 <Bass`Babe85> yeah I saw
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15:47:06 <diditforthelulz> bah green is so irish
15:47:08 <diditforthelulz> :P
15:47:15 <euro_jockz> ew
15:47:16 <Bass`Babe85> I have hazel with a circle or orange
15:47:17 <euro_jockz> its mediterranean
15:47:22 <Bass`Babe85> or = of*
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15:47:32 <euro_jockz> my sister has that bass b
15:47:39 <Bass`Babe85> yeah it's fair okay yeah
15:47:41 <diditforthelulz> my eyes kinda change colour @ times
15:47:47 <Bass`Babe85> nah you got blue
15:47:50 <euro_jockz> ditto
15:47:54 * {orbit} just has boring blue eyes :9
15:48:06 <euro_jockz> boo
15:48:07 <diditforthelulz> LIES
15:48:11 <QuestionMark> brown eyes r the best
15:48:15 <Bass`Babe85> diditforthelulz' whole family has blue
15:48:17 <diditforthelulz> brown eyes suck
15:48:18 <euro_jockz> lmaoo
15:48:20 <diditforthelulz> you poop loving fgt
15:48:21 <QuestionMark> lol
15:48:21 <diditforthelulz> :P
15:48:21 <Bass`Babe85> when I'm drunk I hate them all
15:48:26 <diditforthelulz> hahaha mel
15:48:28 <diditforthelulz> that we do
15:48:34 <Bass`Babe85> fucking evil
15:48:35 <diditforthelulz> i'll stab their eyes tho if you wish!
15:48:39 <Bass`Babe85> kk
15:48:43 <Bass`Babe85> I won't get drunk
15:48:44 <Bass`Babe85> EVER
15:48:47 <QuestionMark> on a girl id say green eyes r the best
15:48:49 <Bass`Babe85> I love your mummy
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15:48:57 <Bass`Babe85> what coulor is danny's eyes?
15:49:03 <{orbit}> yeah i dunno, like i think about gay guys and like .. i get that like you are the way you are n all sexually - you cant really change that - but like .. what would happen if you were a gay guy n like the pooper turned you off :S
15:49:05 <diditforthelulz> which danny?
15:49:05 <Bass`Babe85> I know her nipples must be white
15:49:08 <diditforthelulz> dani or danny?
15:49:09 <Bass`Babe85> and albino
15:49:12 <Bass`Babe85> dani
15:49:12 <diditforthelulz> oh that one
15:49:13 <diditforthelulz> iunno
15:49:15 <{orbit}> .. cos like, personally the pooper is super yuck to me .. like one-way-street kthx
15:49:16 <diditforthelulz> hazel i thinks
15:49:20 <Bass`Babe85> gross
15:49:25 * Bass`Babe85 stabs her eyes out
15:49:32 <diditforthelulz> lolol
15:49:32 <euro_jockz> lmaooo what orbit
15:49:35 <euro_jockz> whats a pooper
15:49:39 <Bass`Babe85> she reckons her eye colour changes
15:49:45 <Bass`Babe85> fkn twat
15:49:47 <euro_jockz> ew albino
15:49:48 <diditforthelulz> pooper is what you like euro_jockz
15:49:49 <diditforthelulz> :P
15:49:52 <diditforthelulz> lol ns mel
15:49:55 <{orbit}> euro_jockz: butthole
15:49:55 <diditforthelulz> so doesnt
15:49:57 <QuestionMark> no gay action
15:49:59 <Bass`Babe85> euro_jockz this girl is totally white
15:50:08 <Bass`Babe85> and apparently from where my dad comes from
15:50:13 <Bass`Babe85> her skin is WHITE
15:50:22 <{orbit}> sounds unhealthy :S
15:50:25 <Bass`Babe85> bad
15:50:31 <Bass`Babe85> I'm tanned naturally
15:50:36 <Bass`Babe85> not black not white
15:50:40 <Bass`Babe85> just olive skinned
15:50:48 <Bass`Babe85> I'm half irish half kiwi
15:50:50 <{orbit}> see that's okay
15:50:51 <QuestionMark> olive skin rulesssssssssssssssssssss
15:50:54 <Bass`Babe85> and this bitch is WHITE
15:50:55 <euro_jockz> oh i dont care, im at the recieving end
15:50:57 <Bass`Babe85> like casper
15:51:09 <euro_jockz> so the boy giving it can think about that
15:51:09 <{orbit}> its people who unnaturally tan themselves n shit, ugh .. that's so gross - its just causing major skin damage :S
15:51:24 <Bass`Babe85> QuestionMark I'm not phased by skin.. I always was estimated as a wog
15:51:28 <Bass`Babe85> BUT I'm not
15:51:34 <diditforthelulz> i concur {orbit}
15:51:39 <euro_jockz> i have nice olive skin
15:51:39 <diditforthelulz> orange skin == fail
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15:51:49 <Bass`Babe85> euro_jockz natio?
15:51:54 <euro_jockz> im cypriot
15:51:55 <Bass`Babe85> gross orange
15:52:00 <QuestionMark> nothing bad being a wog
15:52:05 <Bass`Babe85> like paris and that bitch omfg whats her name
15:52:08 <euro_jockz> (some random natio thats in the middle of the mediterranean sea)
15:52:14 <Bass`Babe85> QuestionMark i'm not racist
15:52:28 <QuestionMark> at th3 end of the day everyone is mixed race some how
15:52:30 <Bass`Babe85> but I got verbally abused when younger by aussies calling me a wog
15:52:33 <QuestionMark> even if they dont think they r
15:52:34 <Bass`Babe85> I felt like wtf
15:52:40 <euro_jockz> lmaooo
15:52:48 <QuestionMark> if u look back into everyones back ground ud figure it out
15:52:54 <Bass`Babe85> howso?
15:53:08 <doctor> idiots have called me wog before
15:53:08 <euro_jockz> figure what out
15:53:16 <euro_jockz> im a wog
15:53:17 <doctor> dont a the tiniest bit of wog in me
15:53:20 <euro_jockz> but im not fully sick
15:53:22 <Bass`Babe85> doctor what natio are you?
15:53:24 <QuestionMark> whats an aussie realli
15:53:26 <Bass`Babe85> and complexion?
15:53:31 <doctor> aussie
15:53:36 <QuestionMark> they came from england ireland scotland
15:53:37 <diditforthelulz> yeah most people are mixed
15:53:38 <Bass`Babe85> any backround?
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15:53:47 <QuestionMark> so realli they wogs to
15:53:48 <diditforthelulz> an aussie is english decendance.
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15:53:52 <doctor> yeah, mainly from UK
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15:53:54 <euro_jockz> yeah
15:53:55 <Geezer> hello room
15:53:56 <euro_jockz> we r all europeans
15:53:59 <Geezer> how r we today
15:54:10 <Bass`Babe85> england ireland scottland whales inside outside outside inside on!
15:54:17 <euro_jockz> lol
15:54:19 * {orbit} yawn tiredly
15:54:19 <Geezer> british r anglos not europeans
15:54:21 <Bass`Babe85> I loved elastics
15:54:27 <blondie83> here
15:54:28 * {orbit} cuddles into Bass`Babe85
15:54:29 <Geezer> UK is island off europe
15:54:35 * Bass`Babe85 huggles {orbit}
15:54:35 <euro_jockz> they r europeans
15:54:38 <euro_jockz> when i say european
15:54:44 <Bass`Babe85> did you know
15:54:47 <diditforthelulz> scottish ftw
15:54:48 <Geezer> why r they europeans?
15:54:51 <euro_jockz> i dont mean "wogs"
15:54:54 <Bass`Babe85> ireland had the first piramid?
15:54:59 <doctor> cause theyre in europe
15:55:03 <Geezer> they r not on the main european continent
15:55:10 <euro_jockz> dude
15:55:10 <Geezer> they dun use euro as default currency
15:55:16 <euro_jockz> cyprus is in asia
15:55:19 <WiLd_TuRkeY> may the force be with you
15:55:20 <euro_jockz> im not asian
15:55:20 <doctor> so, is tasmanis apart of aus because its not part of the main land
15:55:21 <euro_jockz> im european
15:55:22 <euro_jockz> its the same shit
15:55:28 <euro_jockz> ur a dickhead geezer
15:55:29 <Geezer> cyprus is muslim
15:55:30 <Bass`Babe85> omfg I started an arguement
15:55:30 <euro_jockz> just shoosh
15:55:33 <Bass`Babe85> =\
15:55:34 <QuestionMark> anyway the world wog means Westernised Original gentleman
15:55:36 <Bass`Babe85> ppl calm down
15:55:37 <diditforthelulz> yes it is doctor.
15:55:37 <Geezer> cyprus belon gto turkiye
15:55:39 <QuestionMark> word*
15:55:42 <Bass`Babe85> wog = germs
15:55:44 <euro_jockz> ok
15:55:47 <euro_jockz> lmaooooo bass babe
15:55:48 <Bass`Babe85> you fucking clown
15:55:58 <diditforthelulz> lol
15:56:02 <Bass`Babe85> its true
15:56:02 * diditforthelulz glares @ Bass`Babe85
15:56:08 <Bass`Babe85> dylan its true
15:56:10 * diditforthelulz shakes his finger
15:56:13 <Bass`Babe85> go0gle it
15:56:16 <diditforthelulz> i know
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15:56:24 <Bass`Babe85> it's not racist
15:56:25 <euro_jockz> lol
15:56:27 <diditforthelulz> wog == a cold
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15:56:29 <Bass`Babe85> I've dated alot of wogs
15:56:35 <euro_jockz> wog in england
15:56:36 <Bass`Babe85> a few have been in my vagina
15:56:38 <euro_jockz> means black people
15:56:40 <euro_jockz> lol
15:56:42 <diditforthelulz> lfmao
15:56:50 <Geezer> did u get wog flu
15:56:54 <Bass`Babe85> nah
15:56:59 <Bass`Babe85> I got cheated on
15:57:02 <euro_jockz> awww
15:57:02 <Bass`Babe85> and used for money
15:57:08 <Bass`Babe85> I'm not racist tho
15:57:10 <diditforthelulz> Geezer no racisism please.
15:57:14 <{orbit}> lol some idiot trying to sell the numberplate 'ZLA' for $2500
15:57:21 <Bass`Babe85> I dislike the word wog
15:57:23 <euro_jockz> whats zla?
15:57:28 <QuestionMark> racist is just a word in the english language its a word used when someone cant handle a discussion or an opinion
15:57:37 <{orbit}> euro_jockz: supposed to be like short for 'godzilla'
15:57:38 <Bass`Babe85> QuestionMark untrue
15:57:39 <diditforthelulz> no QuestionMark.
15:57:40 <Geezer> zlatan is slavic name
15:57:41 <euro_jockz> lol questionmark i like that
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15:57:48 <euro_jockz> oh thanks orbit
15:57:57 <Bass`Babe85> {orbit} hold me please
15:57:59 <QuestionMark> :) euro_jockz
15:58:03 <Bass`Babe85> these patrons scare me
15:58:07 <trimms> god dammit now im wondering what the wog sex looked like
15:58:09 * {orbit} nuzzles into Bass`Babe85 and holds
15:58:11 <trimms> thanks a lot bb
15:58:12 * {orbit} strokes Bass`Babe85's hair
15:58:17 <Geezer> is the new gtr35 actually out in the market?
15:58:19 <diditforthelulz> LOL trimms
15:58:21 * Bass`Babe85 feelsa relaxed
15:58:22 <Geezer> ive never seen one on the streets
15:58:23 <{orbit}> Geezer: yup
15:58:24 <diditforthelulz> yes Geezer
15:58:30 <euro_jockz> bb stands for bareback
15:58:30 <Bass`Babe85> trimms not you
15:58:33 <Bass`Babe85> I love you
15:58:34 <diditforthelulz> been out for a lil while now
15:58:38 * Bass`Babe85 cries
15:58:40 <euro_jockz> bb you are the whole package
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15:58:45 <Bass`Babe85> kinda
15:58:47 <diditforthelulz> that she is
15:58:48 <euro_jockz> hiiiiii sgt
15:58:49 <diditforthelulz> and shes all mine
15:58:51 <{orbit}> Geezer: there are a lot of JDM imports in australia but Nissan Australia is selling them now too (with new car warranty n everything)
15:58:51 <diditforthelulz> mwahahahahaha
15:58:56 <Bass`Babe85> I have anything you want... anything you need..
15:58:57 <Geezer> ya
15:59:03 <Geezer> but ive never seen one
15:59:12 <Geezer> i mean on the road anywhere
15:59:13 <diditforthelulz> i've seen afew
15:59:13 <Bass`Babe85> I give the best comfort hugs EVER
15:59:18 <diditforthelulz> they are pretty rare on the roads
15:59:21 <{orbit}> Geezer: maybe just not looking hard enough, i've seen 3-4 in the past month :/
15:59:25 <euro_jockz> awwwww
15:59:29 <Geezer> sick
15:59:30 <{orbit}> they're not super-common, but they're definitely around .. they're *big* cars
15:59:38 <diditforthelulz> maybe he doesnt know what they look like :P
15:59:39 <euro_jockz> this is gonna sound stupid
15:59:46 <euro_jockz> but r u all from melbourne
15:59:57 <Geezer> would u buy an m3 or gtr?
16:00:06 <{orbit}> Geezer: gtr
16:00:07 * Bass`Babe85 comfort huggles euro_jockz
16:00:13 <Geezer> wat about m5
16:00:14 <{orbit}> Geezer: they're not really in the same league
16:00:19 <euro_jockz> thanks love lol
16:00:20 <euro_jockz> :)
16:00:22 <Bass`Babe85> =D
16:00:23 <diditforthelulz> gtr
16:00:26 <diditforthelulz> brb smoko
16:00:27 <{orbit}> Depends what i wanted the car for, GTR doesnt really have backseats - an M5 does
16:00:34 <Bass`Babe85> Geezer you from dingley
16:00:38 <Geezer> just pure chick magnet factor
16:00:39 <euro_jockz> lol dingley
16:00:40 <euro_jockz> ew
16:00:44 <Bass`Babe85> if so I've met you and your sister
16:00:45 <Geezer> i dun care for the speed hp etc2
16:00:46 <{orbit}> pure chick magnet - GTR
16:00:50 <Bass`Babe85> brb
16:00:52 <Geezer> sure?
16:00:53 <{orbit}> ya
16:00:59 <Geezer> its still a nissan
16:01:02 <{orbit}> i wouldnt wanna pay the servicing or insurance tho
16:01:03 <euro_jockz> bb r u from dingley
16:01:08 <euro_jockz> isnt that near keysy
16:01:09 <Geezer> but if u have say a merdes e65
16:01:10 <{orbit}> Geezer: so? .. its a supercar.
16:01:12 <Geezer> e63
16:01:15 <Geezer> people be like WOW!
16:01:25 <Geezer> remember man
16:01:30 <Geezer> chicks doesnt know shit about cars
16:01:39 <euro_jockz> amen
16:02:04 <Geezer> so would one impressm ore in a gtr or m5 or e63 or caymen s even?
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16:02:11 <Geezer> caymen s all techart bodykit
16:02:26 <Geezer> white cayman black wheels
16:02:48 <trimms> anyone here been in army?
16:02:49 <trimms> lol
16:02:50 <{orbit}> Geezer: guy on skylines forums was talking about when he picked up his r35 recently in melb - drove it back to bris (an import one) .. and yeah .. guy at a service station in bumfuck was like 'zomg is that a real one!?'
16:02:56 <trimms> i know someone who wants join army
16:03:06 <trimms> for the money
16:03:06 <Sgt-Splode> "Well, I thought about the Army. Dad said, 'son, you're fucking-high!'"
16:03:17 <trimms> and firing rockets n machiine guns i guess. lol
16:03:24 <euro_jockz> army
16:03:26 <euro_jockz> hottttttttt!
16:03:27 <{orbit}> i dunno, i reckon gtr is pretty exclusive, looks sexy, and is a pretty amazing car in supercar territory - an m5/e63 isnt as much in that same supercar territory imo
16:03:28 <trimms> lol i thought he heard that song n is what made him think of it really.
16:03:29 <Sgt-Splode> Army�. It's like XBox, only you die.
16:03:31 <euro_jockz> imagine all the hot sweaty men
16:03:42 <trimms> lol!! yep i made the computer games r more fun statement allready
16:03:57 <dangerAFK> ben folds rocks socks
16:04:01 Quit: Bellatrix ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
16:04:14 <trimms> when i had my laptop i was playin ben folds up loud in the lounge room whole album
16:04:15 <trimms> heh
16:04:21 <trimms> yeh that n a few other albums
16:04:29 <trimms> weirdly my matchbox 20 cd wouldnt work
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16:04:37 * Sgt-Splode slaps trimms
16:04:38 <trimms> like it wasnt scratched. dunno
16:04:39 <euro_jockz> invizzi!!
16:04:47 <trimms> mp3 ftwz
16:04:48 <euro_jockz> how u going sxc
16:04:53 <Sgt-Splode> I like you, trimms, but please don't mention Matchbox 20 ever. Again. Ever.
16:05:02 <invizzi> i am 6 foot 2 and if i weighed 64 kilos i would be NORMAL according to the stupid bmi retardex
16:05:03 <{orbit}> Sgt-Splode: what about blink 182
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16:05:08 Part: jo ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:05:10 <{orbit}> invizzi: lol
16:05:13 <trimms> ex gf bought it i dont remember really requesting it but ...
16:05:18 <Sgt-Splode> I'm glad you meant that as a joke, orbit, otherwise ....
16:05:21 <trimms> why dont u like rob thomas?
16:05:21 <dangerAFK> matchbox 20 are good
16:05:23 <dangerAFK> were good
16:05:47 <doctor> i like sex and candy
16:05:49 <euro_jockz> invizzi
16:05:50 <{orbit}> invizzi: that's not true .. 64kg would be in the 'underweight'
16:05:58 <invizzi> orbit try it out yourself
16:05:59 <euro_jockz> im 10 11" and im like 65
16:05:59 <{orbit}> 18.1 BMI, <18.5 is underweight
16:06:04 <invizzi> i just checked the bmi index
16:06:09 <{orbit}> invizzi: so did i
16:06:12 <invizzi> 64 kilos is in the normal weight range
16:06:20 <{orbit}> nope, 18.1 - that's below 18.5
16:06:21 <invizzi> 186 cms
16:06:22 <Sgt-Splode> Rob Thomas. Emo before the term was ever invented. Had a penchant for wearing eyeliner and singing "tooo the cameraw, trahyin' to sound really emawtional"
16:06:25 <invizzi> it was 18.5
16:06:29 <{orbit}> no, 187.96cm
16:06:34 <{orbit}> you said 6'2
16:06:34 <Geezer> rob thomas is awesome
16:06:37 <dangerAFK> Sgt-Splode: i disagree.
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16:06:50 <Geezer> if im a girl in my late 20s mid 30s
16:06:52 <invizzi> yeah because nobody uses cms when talking about height
16:06:55 <Geezer> i would so marry him
16:06:55 <doctor> im emo but i dont dress like one
16:06:57 <invizzi> but on my test i used 186 cms
16:06:59 <Bass`Babe85> I'm back and wanting {orbit}'s huggles
16:06:59 <euro_jockz> LMAO @ sgt
16:07:00 <euro_jockz> hes such a funy bloke
16:07:04 <doctor> i just get upset easily and angry easily
16:07:05 <{orbit}> invizzi: well, 6'2 is 187.96cm not 186cm
16:07:07 <diditforthelulz> 3some mel?
16:07:07 <diditforthelulz> :D
16:07:09 <diditforthelulz> lolol
16:07:10 * Bass`Babe85 carress's {orbit}
16:07:15 <Sgt-Splode> Ok, so that probably didn't work. It's a lot more-difficult to imitate him on paper than with my voice, I do a killer impression. I fucking HATE that goddamn singing-voice of his and what the FUCK is with the mascara? Not to mention the fact that the band know three chords, maybe 4
16:07:17 <Bass`Babe85> she dun want you
16:07:20 <Bass`Babe85> =P~
16:07:21 <invizzi> orbit i already explained my self now shuddup :P
16:07:21 * {orbit} runs nails along Bass`Babe85's inner thigh
16:07:22 <Bass`Babe85> pwnd
16:07:32 <diditforthelulz> lies
16:07:37 <diditforthelulz> shes using you to get to me bish
16:07:37 <{orbit}> invizzi: lol i cant help if you cant convert 6'2 into cm :p
16:07:37 <Bass`Babe85> {orbit} you're so romantic
16:07:38 <diditforthelulz> hahahaa
16:07:52 <euro_jockz> lmao
16:07:57 * {orbit} proffers Bass`Babe85 a single red rose and a box of lindt chocolate
16:08:07 <euro_jockz> im so over it
16:08:08 <invizzi> i could have said 186cms but nobody can visualise it. where as the figure 6 foot 2 is much better and well established in everyones minds
16:08:11 <Bass`Babe85> awwwww I lubs those chocies
16:08:15 <{orbit}> invizzi: oh well, fail.
16:08:25 <diditforthelulz> lindt ftw
16:08:26 <invizzi> orbit goto hell
16:08:27 <Geezer> Sgt-Splode rob write his songs on the piano
16:08:28 <dangerAFK> Sgt-Splode: sounds like you just dont like him and you're trying to find a reason.
16:08:30 <Bass`Babe85> euro_jockz cans we smell your jocks?
16:08:32 <diditforthelulz> invizzi play nice
16:08:33 <Geezer> he use all the chords
16:08:35 <{orbit}> invizzi: 6'1 is more accurate for 186cm tho
16:08:40 <doctor> imperial sux cox
16:08:41 <euro_jockz> lmaooooooo
16:08:42 <diditforthelulz> that it is
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16:08:54 <euro_jockz> lol bass babe
16:08:56 <euro_jockz> sure why not
16:08:57 <Sgt-Splode> When civilization collapses upon itself and the few (unlucky) survivors are left scratching their head and wondering, "where did it all go wrong? How could we as a proud society, have let it all come to this?" the answer will invariably be the same. Giving Rob Thomas money to ply his untalented trade.
16:08:59 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
16:09:01 <invizzi> anyway the point is the bmi is stupid
16:09:05 <{orbit}> 6'1 is 185.42cm, 6'2 is 187.96cm, 186cm is closer to 6'1 :p
16:09:08 <Bass`Babe85> I know what dry cum smells like
16:09:16 <{orbit}> Bass`Babe85: yuck :( you poor thing
16:09:19 <Bass`Babe85> smells like... boys toilets
16:09:25 <{orbit}> EW
16:09:26 <{orbit}> :(
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16:09:27 <diditforthelulz> lmfao
16:09:29 <invizzi> smells like sugar
16:09:29 <euro_jockz> ewwwwwwww
16:09:31 <doctor> i reckon the majority will turn into zombies
16:09:31 <Bass`Babe85> GROSS EH
16:09:33 * {orbit} so glad i never visited a boys toilets
16:09:34 <euro_jockz> smells like
16:09:36 <euro_jockz> chlorine
16:09:39 <euro_jockz> or yeast
16:09:41 <dangerAFK> smells like Bass`Babes hair.
16:09:42 <doctor> and people like me will have to fight to survive
16:09:47 <invizzi> yeasty sugar
16:09:53 <doctor> chimps will enslave us
16:09:55 <euro_jockz> ewwwwwwwwww
16:09:56 <Bass`Babe85> I got a guy to gimme head and tricked him into thinking my cum tasted like honey
16:09:59 Part: Mz[PMS-247] ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:09:59 <Bass`Babe85> it was win
16:10:00 <doctor> and god will abandon us
16:10:01 <Bee_Hornet> i use open yard for pissing
16:10:01 <Bass`Babe85> kthx
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16:10:07 <euro_jockz> LMAOOOOOO yuk
16:10:07 <{orbit}> Bass`Babe85: Lol
16:10:17 <Sgt-Splode> Matchbox 20 subscribed to the "white key" theory: never venture into the darkest depths of your soul to create an album. Keep everything safe. Don't touch those black keys on the piano, now, they're mysterious!
16:10:18 <Bass`Babe85> it worked
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16:10:21 <Geezer> is that guy diditforthelulz?
16:10:23 <Bass`Babe85> I'm a master planner
16:10:27 <Bass`Babe85> nope
16:10:27 <euro_jockz> lol
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16:10:28 <euro_jockz> u sure r
16:10:34 <dangerAFK> Sgt-Splode: you're really out on a limb now
16:10:35 <Bass`Babe85> the person was an ircian
16:10:37 <{orbit}> Bass`Babe85: do you like debating maths?
16:10:40 <dangerAFK> a limb made entirely of shit
16:10:43 <dangerAFK> bullshit, if you will.
16:10:44 <diditforthelulz> lol im not that stupid
16:10:45 <diditforthelulz> :P
16:10:45 <Bass`Babe85> three licks and he was like "wtf"
16:10:47 <Geezer> have u ever been with a guy not from irc ?
16:10:51 <Bass`Babe85> it's not honey!
16:11:01 <Sgt-Splode> Keep everything safe, wear eyeliner and sing "emawtionally" to the camera. Instant hit. dangerAFK, stop talking about me, it makes you sound desperate.
16:11:02 <invizzi> Sgt-Splode: really cares alot about some band nobody has heard of
16:11:08 <diditforthelulz> lol petes a phag tho
16:11:09 <diditforthelulz> :P
16:11:15 <Bass`Babe85> bad
16:11:16 <dangerAFK> Sgt-Splode: im talking to you genius.
16:11:20 <Bee_Hornet> Indian Students get there to regain permanent residancy, well bad lucks
16:11:21 <dangerAFK> im saying you're full of shit
16:11:22 <Bass`Babe85> STEEL dun like lickage
16:11:25 <Bass`Babe85> po0r guy
16:11:26 <{orbit}> bloody fags *shakes fist*
16:11:28 <Sgt-Splode> Thanks for acknowledging I'm a genius. Stop talking about me.
16:11:29 <dangerAFK> and must be about as musical as the spice girls
16:11:31 <diditforthelulz> steel likes the peen
16:11:36 <Bass`Babe85> so true
16:11:52 <doctor> spice girls were a good band
16:11:57 <doctor> shame what happened to baby spice
16:11:59 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao random
16:12:02 <doctor> we will remember
16:12:03 <Bee_Hornet> unless it's filled with creampies
16:12:04 <Bass`Babe85> who was baby
16:12:06 <Bass`Babe85> emma?
16:12:06 <{orbit}> doctor: wait, what happened?
16:12:10 <dangerAFK> baby is the fat one
16:12:17 <Bass`Babe85> baby or ginger?
16:12:22 <Bee_Hornet> dripping cheese
16:12:24 <Bass`Babe85> geri or emma?
16:12:27 <doctor> emma
16:12:28 <{orbit}> gerri was hot before she lost all the weight :(
16:12:29 <Bass`Babe85> emma lost weight
16:12:37 <Bass`Babe85> shes fully hawt now
16:12:38 <invizzi> baby spice was obese
16:12:40 <Sgt-Splode> I can see where you're coming from, however. If you don't listen to Matchbox 20, you must listen to that other pop group from the 90's, The Spice Girls. That or hip-hop. There can be, conceivably, no other musical genres. Ever. Nothing else exists.
16:12:49 <Bass`Babe85> invizzi she wasn't
16:12:57 <diditforthelulz> that she wasnt
16:12:57 <invizzi> i heard she was
16:13:00 <Bass`Babe85> shes like my friends sisters size
16:13:01 <doctor> she got a bit chubby after the band broke up
16:13:03 <Bass`Babe85> picky fucker
16:13:04 <invizzi> diditforthelulz: stop being so annoying
16:13:07 <doctor> fucking posh spice
16:13:09 <dangerAFK> Sgt-Splode: i didnt say you listened to them, just that you have the same degree of musical understanding.
16:13:13 <Bee_Hornet> I love matchbox 20
16:13:20 <Bass`Babe85> invizzi diditforthelulz is my partner you go0f
16:13:21 Part: Louise ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:13:21 <diditforthelulz> invizzi stop being such a tool
16:13:21 * {orbit} forces everyone to watch Chris Crocker
16:13:28 <Bee_Hornet> mel sup
16:13:29 <Bass`Babe85> hense facebo0k
16:13:33 <Bee_Hornet> ;)
16:13:35 <Bass`Babe85> Bee_Hornet nm self?
16:13:36 <invizzi> never noticed
16:13:41 <Bass`Babe85> really?
16:13:42 Nick: QuestionMark is now known as Twisted
16:13:48 <Sgt-Splode> dangerAFK, if I want to be convinced by someone, I'll let myself be convinced by somebody who can get past the first-year of their university course.
16:13:50 Part: RickM ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:13:56 <Bass`Babe85> you never noticed I was engaged lo0king for lesbians?
16:13:56 <Geezer> lol Sgt-Splode
16:14:04 <Bee_Hornet> lol Sgt-Splode
16:14:05 <dangerAFK> Sgt-Splode: how am i meant to get past first year when im six months into it?
16:14:07 <invizzi> nup
16:14:08 <Bass`Babe85> it's on my profile
16:14:11 <Geezer> dangerAFK not out of 1st year uni yet?
16:14:11 <Geezer> lol
16:14:13 <Geezer> wtf
16:14:21 <doctor> i never went to uni
16:14:27 <invizzi> saw engaged but not to him
16:14:29 <Bass`Babe85> fuck uni
16:14:34 <doctor> a degree will be useless in 10 or so years
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16:14:34 <dangerAFK> apparently i should just skip to 2nd year without doing 1st
16:14:41 * Sgt-Splode has now officially finished with regards to Matchbox 20, moving on now
16:14:48 <Bass`Babe85> invizzi engaged to dylan munters
16:14:52 <doctor> when man has to fight the advanced whale species that come into power
16:14:53 <Bass`Babe85> = diditforthelulz
16:14:54 <dangerAFK> yeah, i moved on to your retarded comment about me being a first year uni student
16:14:54 * {orbit} rubs lindt chocolate on Bass`Babe85 and slowly licks it off, making sure she gets every last bit
16:14:54 <diditforthelulz> lawl
16:15:01 <Geezer> did u buy your medical cert from india doctor?
16:15:05 <diditforthelulz> oh hawt {orbit}
16:15:05 <Bee_Hornet> Rob thomas is a white GOD
16:15:11 <doctor> nah in a box of serial
16:15:14 <dangerAFK> Sgt-Splode: come on genius, explain what the fuck that was meant to mean, considering i've only been in uni for 6 months.
16:15:15 <{orbit}> diditforthelulz: just dont tell my gf lol
16:15:16 * Bass`Babe85 licks {orbit}'s face and neck
16:15:22 <diditforthelulz> rob thomas is overrated.
16:15:25 <Bass`Babe85> OMFG you have a gf
16:15:27 <Bass`Babe85> I'm sad
16:15:28 <{orbit}> :(
16:15:30 <diditforthelulz> lol i wont {orbit}
16:15:31 <doctor> id fucking love to get my degree in india, dirt cheap and recognised here
16:15:31 <diditforthelulz> :P
16:15:31 <Bass`Babe85> WTF
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16:15:36 <Bass`Babe85> siff not tell me
16:15:41 <Twisted> Uni Sucks
16:15:45 <Sgt-Splode> "Dirty degrees, done dirt-cheap!"
16:15:47 <Bass`Babe85> is it serious?
16:15:48 <Twisted> certificates suck
16:15:48 <{orbit}> Bass`Babe85: we got maccas sundaes last night, lemme tell ya .. they're great when licked off breasts .. *blush*
16:15:50 <Bee_Hornet> I will be soon in Vancouver
16:15:53 <Bee_Hornet> :p
16:16:04 <Bee_Hornet> i will compare it with melbourne
16:16:04 <dangerAFK> Sgt-Splode: well, dont you look fucking retarded.
16:16:05 <dangerAFK> hah
16:16:09 <Bass`Babe85> I'm crushed {orbit}
16:16:09 <doctor> lol orbit
16:16:13 <dangerAFK> ill return at a later point in time.
16:16:15 <{orbit}> sorry Bass`Babe85 :(
16:16:15 <doctor> you lesbian?
16:16:19 <Bee_Hornet> and with my town in bangladesh
16:16:22 <diditforthelulz> no 3some for us then
16:16:25 <diditforthelulz> maybe 4some?
16:16:26 <diditforthelulz> LOL
16:16:33 Part: trimms ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:16:40 <Bass`Babe85> I always wanted you to put me in an uncomfortable position and calming me into copping head and fingering me
16:16:41 * {orbit} sends Bass`Babe85 off to Girl Bar
16:16:44 <Bass`Babe85> fuck you!!!
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16:16:50 <Bee_Hornet> I dont mind homos
16:16:54 <diditforthelulz> lolol mel
16:17:06 * {orbit} grins mischievously at Bass`Babe85
16:17:11 <doctor> i think the world is far too over populated so the more homos the better
16:17:16 <Bee_Hornet> lesbian trannies are teen
16:17:19 Part: invizzi ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:17:25 <Bass`Babe85> I imagined a nice dark ro0m with lights on us and you tricking me and lureing me
16:17:28 <diditforthelulz> more homos == more wimminz for us
16:17:28 <diditforthelulz> :D
16:17:36 <doctor> that too
16:17:36 <Bass`Babe85> fucking christ
16:17:37 <diditforthelulz> luring
16:17:38 <{orbit}> diditforthelulz: .. cept dykes take those
16:17:39 <diditforthelulz> **
16:17:46 <Sgt-Splode> dangerAFK, I apologise for having brought the argument to you, personally. I didn't realise your academic faliures had left such an indelible mark on your psyche. Still, we could have had a nice, pleasant discussion about how-much Matchbox 20 suck without you mentioning my name :oD
16:17:46 <diditforthelulz> we'll kill all dykes
16:17:47 <Bee_Hornet> nothing wrong to me except that i got a bit turned on
16:17:47 <diditforthelulz> :D
16:17:56 <Bass`Babe85> {orbit} you lead me along
16:18:08 <dangerAFK> Sgt-Splode: again, i have never failed anything in the world of academia.
16:18:13 <{orbit}> diditforthelulz: :o
16:18:14 * {orbit} hides from diditforthelulz
16:18:17 <dangerAFK> Sgt-Splode: just saying shit that isnt true makes you look retarded.
16:18:18 Join: ElectroDoll ([email protected]) to #melbourne
16:18:21 <diditforthelulz> :P
16:18:22 <Bass`Babe85> I'm upset now
16:18:25 Join: minus9 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
16:18:28 <doctor> stop e-fighting
16:18:29 <Bass`Babe85> no girl will ever give me head
16:18:32 <Bass`Babe85> =(
16:18:34 <doctor> theres enough of that around these days
16:18:34 * {orbit} quietly shuffles Bass`Babe85 into the corner and lays her on the couch and cuddles into her
16:18:38 <diditforthelulz> i'll find one for ya mel
16:18:44 <Sgt-Splode> You never completed Year 12 and you're trying your university course again after you dropped out last-year. We could go on about this for hours, if you desired
16:18:46 <doctor> humans need to unite to fight the upcoming threat
16:18:47 <{orbit}> Bass`Babe85: girls give better sex anyways;)
16:18:47 <diditforthelulz> if i can watch/joinin/record
16:18:48 <diditforthelulz> :D
16:18:49 <diditforthelulz> kk
16:18:49 * Bass`Babe85 touches {orbit}'s breasts
16:18:55 <diditforthelulz> girls cannot sex
16:18:55 <Bass`Babe85> I KNOW
16:18:58 <dangerAFK> Sgt-Splode: thats not me champ, you seem a little confused.
16:19:01 <euro_jockz> i give better head then girls
16:19:01 <Bass`Babe85> HENCE my yearning
16:19:02 <euro_jockz> sorry
16:19:04 <diditforthelulz> sex involves penitration of the peen
16:19:06 <diditforthelulz> LOL
16:19:10 <Bass`Babe85> I always thought it'd be you
16:19:13 * Bass`Babe85 cries
16:19:18 <{orbit}> diditforthelulz: lies
16:19:21 <diditforthelulz> no lies
16:19:22 <diditforthelulz> fact
16:19:22 Part: PandasDontSleep ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:19:25 <doctor> if a woman had a penis she would be an expert at giving head
16:19:29 <Bass`Babe85> euro_jockz guys can't do it all night
16:19:29 <{orbit}> diditforthelulz: does that mean i'm a virgin? :S
16:19:33 <diditforthelulz> lesbos can fourplay
16:19:34 <doctor> knows the pleasure spots, ect
16:19:34 <diditforthelulz> that is it :P
16:19:36 <euro_jockz> lol
16:19:40 <Bass`Babe85> who wants to blow in a girl and lick her out
16:19:41 <diditforthelulz> lol if you havent sexed a man
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16:19:42 <diditforthelulz> then yes :P
16:19:43 <Bass`Babe85> NO ONE
16:19:47 <euro_jockz> brb
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16:19:51 <diditforthelulz> lol no shit mel
16:19:52 <diditforthelulz> hahahaha
16:19:52 <{orbit}> diditforthelulz: oh wells, guess i'm a virgin then lol
16:19:59 <Bass`Babe85> bitch
16:19:59 <Sgt-Splode> Anyway, I'm willing to happily drop the subject if you are: let's just leave it at that and agree that Rob Thomas deserves millions-less than he actually received
16:20:00 <dangerAFK> Sgt-Splode: i did vce at nightschool while i was working full time, then got a diploma and an advanced diploma from tafe, then went to uni.. have been there 6 months, and passed all my subjects last semester with distinctions.
16:20:05 <diditforthelulz> i'll take that away from u then :P
16:20:06 <diditforthelulz> jks
16:20:11 <Twisted> so u telling me u broke ya virginity with a peace of plastic
16:20:15 <dangerAFK> Sgt-Splode: you're happy to drop the subject because you're just talking shit.
16:20:16 <Bee_Hornet> I wanna blow after i lick it out
16:20:21 <Bass`Babe85> {orbit} is there ever a chance
16:20:23 <Bass`Babe85> for us
16:20:27 <Bass`Babe85> I'll cry
16:20:32 <Bass`Babe85> I pine for you
16:20:35 <doctor> you dont kneed to prove yourself to anyone dangerAFK
16:20:37 <doctor> not yet anyway
16:20:38 <diditforthelulz> Twisted, wrong hey :(
16:20:51 <Sgt-Splode> No, actually I'm just bored with it. My concern is with Moneybookers.com who, after 8 days, still haven't processed the $200 I uploaded to them
16:20:57 <Bass`Babe85> I broke my virginity on a horse or an arab
16:20:59 <dangerAFK> doctor: im not trying to prove myself, just pointing out that he has absolutely no idea what he's talking about.
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16:21:06 Part: bored_29 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:21:06 <Bass`Babe85> either way its gone
16:21:13 <diditforthelulz> horses are always fun
16:21:14 <Bass`Babe85> I'd buy it on ebay back
16:21:14 <doctor> most people on the internet dont
16:21:14 <diditforthelulz> :D
16:21:15 <Geezer> u have an advanced diploma and only let u into 1st year uni?
16:21:16 <ActionJackson> dangerAFK: why didn't you just go straight o uni after vce?
16:21:17 <dangerAFK> Sgt-Splode: you can at least acknowledge you're totally fucking wrong and i've never failed anything in my life.
16:21:25 <ActionJackson> dangerAFK did you fail your vce?
16:21:26 <Geezer> which school did u get the dip from? school of indian students?
16:21:30 <Bass`Babe85> STOP PICKING ON dangerAFK
16:21:33 <dangerAFK> ActionJackson: nope
16:21:34 <Bass`Babe85> you fuckheads
16:21:40 Join: bored_29 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
16:21:41 <Bass`Babe85> I'll fuck you all up
16:21:42 <ActionJackson> dangerAFK: why did you goto tafe then?
16:21:43 <dangerAFK> Bass`Babe85: theyre not picking on me, theyre being stupid
16:21:43 <Sgt-Splode> Sorry, I'm never wrong. Except when I am. Then I'll happily admit as-such with a smile on my face and a Coke in my hand
16:21:43 Join: angelica ([email protected]) to #melbourne
16:21:48 <dangerAFK> ActionJackson: low scores.
16:21:54 <Bass`Babe85> dangerAFK they're fucked and jealous
16:21:55 <ActionJackson> makes sense.
16:21:57 <dangerAFK> Sgt-Splode: then admit it genius
16:22:05 <doctor> me too but with my cock in my hand
16:22:05 <Bee_Hornet> I m seeing a 16 year old girl when i left for oz she wasnt even born
16:22:11 <Tish> danger afk.. shouldnt u be afk?
16:22:12 <dangerAFK> Bass`Babe85: most likely, ive made them both look foolish in the past, they hold grudges
16:22:18 <Bass`Babe85> well
16:22:19 <dangerAFK> Tish: shouldnt you be SHUTUP
16:22:20 <dangerAFK> burn.
16:22:22 <Tish> no
16:22:25 <diditforthelulz> Bee_Hornet.....
16:22:27 <Bass`Babe85> you seem nice enough and very smart
16:22:31 <Bass`Babe85> so fuck what they think
16:22:32 <Bee_Hornet> i'll treat her like my own....
16:22:32 <Twisted> what makes u intellegent
16:22:42 <Bass`Babe85> Twisted go fuck yourself
16:22:46 <Geezer> dangerAFK need to sort out his irc rep be4 he leaves
16:22:48 <Bass`Babe85> you're close to abuse ban
16:22:51 * {orbit} runs her nails lightly down Bass`Babe85's back and winks mischievously
16:22:54 Kick: Bee_Hornet was kicked by ChanOP ([diditforthelulz] is that some pedo talk i see....)
16:22:54 <Bass`Babe85> Geezer you too
16:22:55 <dangerAFK> just because i'm pointing out they are wrong doesn't mean i care what they are saying, its just another way to make them look stupid.
16:22:56 <Sgt-Splode> Admit I'm "wrong" about Rob Thomas? Why are you defending him so vehemently? Oh. Wait .... uh, dare I mention as-such, but you didn't have a tryst with him when Matchbox 20 were in Melbourne, did you?
16:23:02 <dangerAFK> Geezer: i dont have a rep
16:23:04 <doctor> i want to wank but my brother is in the next room
16:23:08 <diditforthelulz> kk enough abuse people.
16:23:09 Join: Bee_Hornet ([email protected]) to #melbourne
16:23:13 <diditforthelulz> final warning
16:23:17 <Pieter> Hi!
16:23:18 <Geezer> fight fight fight fight
16:23:21 <Sgt-Splode> "This is my warning, keep your love away from me!"
16:23:22 <Bee_Hornet> then again it's all up in my imagination
16:23:23 <doctor> hey pieter
16:23:24 <Pieter> my jelly hasnt set after 24 hours
16:23:26 <dangerAFK> Sgt-Splode: admit you're wrong about my education, genius.
16:23:26 <Pieter> im gonna drink it
16:23:27 <Pieter> brb
16:23:38 Part: minus9 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:23:51 * dangerAFK runs off sobbing
16:23:53 Part: dangerAFK ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:23:56 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
16:23:57 <Sgt-Splode> You dropped out of school in Year 12 and you're doing your first-year of University after you failed last year. What's to admit?
16:23:58 <Bass`Babe85> siff
16:23:58 <angelica> cry baby
16:24:02 Join: red`fever (red`[email protected]) to #melbourne
16:24:03 <Bee_Hornet> you know mate i'm not into girls even they open their holy vedge for my and hold it up in the air
16:24:03 <Twisted> if anyone here was intellegent u be running the world
16:24:03 <Sgt-Splode> Oh
16:24:08 <Bass`Babe85> angelica who?
16:24:13 <angelica> aaron
16:24:17 <doctor> lol dd
16:24:18 <Bee_Hornet> i only go for a tight rimmed crack
16:24:24 <Bee_Hornet> have you got one?
16:24:24 <diditforthelulz> hai angelica
16:24:25 <doctor> ill find you a nice tranny
16:24:30 <angelica> hai dyl!
16:24:36 <Bass`Babe85> well if three ppl bagged you.. for being successful would you feel go0d?
16:24:37 <Bee_Hornet> please doctor
16:24:39 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v angelica
16:24:40 <diditforthelulz> hows u?
16:24:43 <Twisted> it doesnt matter how much education or certificate a person gets u will still end up in a nice pile of dirt and maggots will still eat u
16:24:50 <angelica> great yourself?!
16:24:58 <diditforthelulz> yeah cant complain :D
16:25:00 <Bass`Babe85> Twisted you are street wise and non the less
16:25:03 <Bass`Babe85> kthx
16:25:19 <doctor> i should start creating my own empire
16:25:24 Part: gotmini ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:25:25 <Bass`Babe85> mmm empire
16:25:29 <ActionJackson> Twisted: you are cool for leaving school in 9th grade.
16:25:32 <diditforthelulz> mmmm own
16:25:32 <Twisted> reading harry pot head doesnt get u a job
16:25:33 <doctor> ill open up a drug sindicate
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16:25:38 <Bass`Babe85> ActionJackson bwahahaha ^5
16:25:48 <Geezer> i remember the techno song TWISTED
16:25:48 <Bass`Babe85> doctor no drug talk please
16:25:48 <Twisted> actually leaving school was the best thing i could of done
16:25:50 <Geezer> du du du du du
16:25:52 <Geezer> twisted
16:25:54 Join: zoes ([email protected]) to #melbourne
16:25:55 <Bee_Hornet> there are few new tranny bars openning down in melb my bf had informed me other day
16:25:56 <Bass`Babe85> Twisted same
16:25:56 <doctor> sorry babe
16:26:01 <Bass`Babe85> I advanced myself
16:26:06 <Bee_Hornet> hi zoes honey
16:26:06 <Bass`Babe85> doctor all go0d
16:26:07 <diditforthelulz> was a good song
16:26:15 <diditforthelulz> brb smoko
16:26:18 <Twisted> lookin at everyone in my year who finished school most still live at home with their parents or workin at safe way
16:26:18 <Sgt-Splode> Bee_Hornet, he's giving you a hint
16:26:22 <zoes> hello Bee_Hornet hun :)
16:26:25 <Bee_Hornet> zoes are you yummy?
16:26:30 <Bee_Hornet> :)
16:26:30 <Bass`Babe85> Twisted agreed
16:26:33 <Twisted> school doesnt make u smart
16:26:34 <Bass`Babe85> brb ppls
16:26:35 <zoes> ive just had lunch
16:26:49 <Bass`Babe85> street wise and counting does wonders
16:26:51 <Bass`Babe85> brb
16:26:53 <Geezer> Twisted wat if u want to go overseas n see the real world
16:26:54 <Twisted> u just have to know how to make a living
16:26:55 <Bee_Hornet> me too i had breaky
16:26:55 Part: Fun_Cheeky-Chic ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:27:00 <Geezer> how u goin to get a job without qualifications
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16:27:15 <Bass`Babe85> school doesn't give you quals
16:27:19 <Bass`Babe85> fucking wank
16:27:20 * zoes had moroccan lamb for lunch was nice
16:27:30 * Bee_Hornet cuddles on to zoes like a obeyed puppy
16:27:33 <Geezer> r u putting irc as in your resume?
16:27:41 <Bass`Babe85> omfg you're thick
16:27:43 <Bee_Hornet> lamb with coscos
16:27:45 <Bass`Babe85> brb fag
16:27:46 Part: drfeelgood ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:27:55 <Sgt-Splode> I put IRC as my resum�. Poker Stars, too
16:28:05 * Bee_Hornet licks zoes cheek
16:28:11 <Twisted> geezer ive been over seas i seen what other places r like
16:28:22 <Geezer> i went to morocoo 2 years ago had cuscus everything
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16:28:31 <Geezer> morocco is shithse
16:28:34 <Twisted> and io tell u this i learnt more about the world than geograghy ever taught me
16:28:37 <Sgt-Splode> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/07/27/article-0-05DAE8B2000005DC-509_468x689.jpg <--- I think we can all agree, that it's time to .... retire.
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16:28:56 <Geezer> Twisted tasmania doesnt count
16:29:11 <Twisted> does canada?
16:29:14 <Bee_Hornet> zoes: i shall move to Perth
16:29:35 <Geezer> only if its the french speaking part
16:29:40 <Geezer> bonjourrrrrrr
16:29:43 <Twisted> lol
16:30:08 <zoes> lolz
16:30:11 <Twisted> maybe the french can teach the world something prob the only hope left
16:30:12 <Bee_Hornet> I've enrolled in Uni of BC
16:30:20 <Geezer> shit i just finished the biggest bowl of pasta ever
16:30:23 <Geezer> i cant move
16:30:45 Part: Scooby ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:30:48 <Geezer> BS?
16:30:54 <Sgt-Splode> I'm waiting with baited-breath for 4Chan to start blowing up political targets
16:31:01 * {orbit} twiddles her thumbs backwards
16:31:08 <Bee_Hornet> British Colombia
16:31:15 Nick: Twisted is now known as QuestionMark
16:31:18 <Geezer> never heard
16:31:22 <red`fever> i just devoured a roast chicken to the bone
16:31:28 <Geezer> wtf do u want to go to school in canada
16:31:34 <Geezer> they have shit school system
16:31:35 <Bee_Hornet> it's in france
16:31:51 <Geezer> go to like brown or ucla or brekely or some shit
16:31:58 <red`fever> peta would be up in arms
16:32:13 <Bee_Hornet> atleast they wont mislead me
16:32:16 <Geezer> uni of BC is in france?
16:32:17 <{orbit}> hrm, it occurs to me that 3-4 days of severe pain in my upper right abdomen is probly something i need to see a doc about >:|
16:32:18 <Geezer> interesting
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16:32:50 <Geezer> i thgout BC is a state in canada
16:32:51 Part: missdizzy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:32:53 <Geezer> o well
16:32:54 <Bee_Hornet> i'll try to stick there another 11 years there too like i did for Australia
16:33:03 <QuestionMark> the doctor prob send you to another doctor
16:33:04 Part: Bee_Hornet ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:33:07 Part: Mei ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:33:17 <{orbit}> QuestionMark: prolly, hate docs :S
16:33:28 <Bass`Babe85> fuck canada
16:33:35 <Geezer> indeeed
16:33:35 Join: Calin ([email protected]) to #melbourne
16:33:36 <Sgt-Splode> http://www.savagechickens.com/images/chickenbadass.jpg <--- I need to go kill my beard
16:33:37 <Bass`Babe85> bunch of fuckwits
16:33:39 <Geezer> bunch of hippies
16:33:47 * Calin installs a game to his xbox 360 hard drive
16:33:50 <QuestionMark> you go into hosital sick u come out worse than u went in
16:34:01 <Bass`Babe85> hospital*
16:34:02 <QuestionMark> hospital*
16:34:08 <Geezer> QuestionMark do u have pig flu
16:34:08 <Bass`Babe85> ^
16:34:13 <QuestionMark> thanks bass :)
16:34:19 <Bass`Babe85> it's swine flu
16:34:21 <Bass`Babe85> fuckhead
16:34:23 Part: bored_29 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:34:23 <QuestionMark> i go Geezer Flu
16:34:26 <QuestionMark> got*
16:34:27 <Bass`Babe85> omfg great education
16:34:27 <diditforthelulz> lawl and they say pigs cant fly
16:34:32 <Sgt-Splode> lol "pig flu" is cooler
16:34:35 <diditforthelulz> bs swine flu is airborn!
16:34:36 <Geezer> Bass`Babe85 no abuse pls
16:34:47 <Bass`Babe85> Geezer go blow a goat you retard
16:34:48 <Calin> haha come on Geezer.. its what she does best
16:34:59 <Bass`Babe85> Calin don't start.
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16:35:06 <Calin> :D
16:35:08 <QuestionMark> as long as u got a house and cash in the bank u can do with out education
16:35:11 <zoes> lolz :)
16:35:18 <Bass`Babe85> QuestionMark agreed
16:35:31 <Bass`Babe85> excell on points you have an advantage over
16:35:39 <diditforthelulz> school isnt for everyone
16:35:40 <Bass`Babe85> point^
16:36:09 <{orbit}> QuestionMark: i hate docs, but what i'm reading online about htis orta pain, for being this long time - it could be something serious - specially seeing as i'm coming out of 2 weeks of flu :S (not swine flu, got tested for that)
16:36:40 <red`fever> how did you get tested?
16:36:44 <Bass`Babe85> {orbit} has turned me down.. yet I do agree
16:36:53 <QuestionMark> yeh prob have to c the specialist
16:37:08 <QuestionMark> local doc's wont be able to help u
16:37:17 <Bass`Babe85> QuestionMark very true
16:37:24 <Bass`Babe85> starting to love you slowly
16:37:24 <QuestionMark> and if u go to the hospital u might likely get a student working on u
16:37:44 <Bass`Babe85> very true
16:37:46 <diditforthelulz> dont lie {orbit}
16:37:50 <diditforthelulz> it is svine!
16:37:53 <Bass`Babe85> I had a student stab me three times
16:37:54 <euro_jockz> what r we discussing?
16:37:57 <Bass`Babe85> ask STEEL
16:38:03 <Bass`Babe85> doc stuff now
16:38:05 <Bass`Babe85> its boring
16:38:05 <QuestionMark> i aint all the un educated i guess i picked something up along the way through working
16:38:10 <Bass`Babe85> euro_jockz I like you
16:38:36 <{orbit}> red`fever: they take a swab in your nose/throat and send it for testing of swine flu
16:38:41 <Geezer> i want to buy a rolex watch
16:38:44 <Geezer> how much
16:38:47 <euro_jockz> boring
16:39:06 <Bass`Babe85> Geezer go fuck yourself out in st kilda and pray to earn enough
16:39:08 <Bass`Babe85> kthx
16:39:12 <{orbit}> QuestionMark: i'm thinkign it could be anything from lung infection to pancreatitus to something related to my gall bladder issues ~10 years ago :S
16:39:21 <euro_jockz> lol
16:39:23 <Geezer> diditforthelulz ban her man
16:39:25 <doctor> leumonia
16:39:25 <Geezer> wtf
16:39:37 <QuestionMark> awwwwwwwwwww
16:39:59 <Geezer> diditforthelulz be a man! stand up to her
16:40:11 <Bass`Babe85> wtf
16:40:13 <euro_jockz> lol
16:40:16 <Bass`Babe85> you lame fuckwit
16:40:18 <diditforthelulz> Geezer stop trying to bait me.
16:40:22 <doctor> shes fucking him so i doubt it
16:40:41 <Geezer> wat bait? i didnt do shit, she just came with the abuse
16:40:56 <Sgt-Splode> So, what's Kyle Sandilands going to do "for the lulz" on radio, next? Get a podcast going and rape a foetus? Gotta love that man's sense of ethics
16:40:59 <euro_jockz> lol
16:41:00 <{orbit}> maths debating?
16:41:09 <{orbit}> oh wait, baiting not debating
16:41:19 <Geezer> BE A MAN! she prolly just deny u hj for a short while
16:41:41 <euro_jockz> handjob
16:41:42 <euro_jockz> ?
16:41:42 <euro_jockz> boring
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16:41:48 <QuestionMark> lol
16:41:48 <Bass`Babe85> you dunno me
16:41:50 <diditforthelulz> and i have warned her about the abuse.
16:41:56 <{orbit}> dont you judge me.
16:41:56 <Geezer> nice
16:42:01 <Geezer> Bass`Babe85 behave now
16:42:06 <Bass`Babe85> what?
16:42:09 <euro_jockz> lol
16:42:13 <Bass`Babe85> fuck you don't warn me
16:42:14 <QuestionMark> hahaha
16:42:15 <diditforthelulz> but from what has been said in the channel in the last half hour Geezer, you are really close to a ban.
16:42:27 * {orbit} nibbles on diditforthelulz's left elbow
16:42:32 <diditforthelulz> hawt
16:42:42 <euro_jockz> i am so not ban material
16:42:44 <Geezer> lol diditforthelulz
16:42:44 <Bass`Babe85> {orbit} dun hit on him you broke my heart
16:42:45 <Geezer> sad
16:42:52 <{orbit}> Bass`Babe85: sowwy
16:43:03 <diditforthelulz> lol sad?
16:43:31 <Bass`Babe85> I'm upset alot
16:43:39 <Bass`Babe85> she was gonna be my first woman
16:43:42 <Bass`Babe85> =(
16:43:50 <Bass`Babe85> WITH permission
16:43:52 <diditforthelulz> LOL
16:43:56 <Bass`Babe85> we'd have blogged it
16:43:56 <diditforthelulz> only if i can watch
16:43:57 <diditforthelulz> :D
16:43:58 <Bass`Babe85> =(
16:44:10 <{orbit}> lol
16:44:16 <euro_jockz> only if u burn my eyes out
16:44:16 <euro_jockz> with acid please
16:44:17 * {orbit} quietly pines for lixing Bass`Babe85's bud
16:44:27 Part: blondie83 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:44:51 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v ^pilot^
16:45:00 <diditforthelulz> lol @ lixing bud
16:45:09 <Bass`Babe85> omfg
16:45:19 <Bass`Babe85> I got my headphones stuck in my hair
16:45:23 <diditforthelulz> LMFAO
16:45:23 <euro_jockz> lol
16:45:24 <diditforthelulz> fail
16:45:33 Part: Scramble ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:45:37 Part: Sgt-Splode ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:45:38 <diditforthelulz> i told you to just ask what you wanna hear, buyt noo you needs headphones
16:45:59 Part: Ms-Brunette ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:46:02 <Bass`Babe85> I'm wearing them for when he changes the song
16:46:04 <Bass`Babe85> ffs
16:46:13 <diditforthelulz> lol
16:46:19 <Bass`Babe85> I'm planned
16:46:43 <Bass`Babe85> anyone like poison?
16:46:49 <Bass`Babe85> or too old for you/?
16:46:56 * diditforthelulz Is listening to Poison - Every Rose has it's Thorne .:. Time: 4:21
16:47:05 <Bass`Babe85> guess its old
16:47:10 * {orbit} contemplates Bass`Babe85's hair color n length
16:47:31 <Bass`Babe85> you've seen my pics
16:47:48 <{orbit}> dark hair n reasonably long? *cant remember*
16:47:54 * {orbit} curses
16:48:19 <diditforthelulz> lol
16:48:24 <diditforthelulz> reasonably long?
16:48:27 <diditforthelulz> naw try really long
16:48:28 <diditforthelulz> ;P
16:48:54 * diditforthelulz Is listening to Poison - Life Goes On .:. Time: 4:47
16:49:01 <Calin> diditforthelulz .. 4chan fan right ?
16:49:07 <diditforthelulz> nawp
16:49:15 <diditforthelulz> 420 bish
16:49:19 <doctor> i hate that place
16:49:21 * profiler throws a pair of torn spandex pants at diditforthelulz
16:49:26 Part: AnGeL^69 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:49:26 <diditforthelulz> :o
16:49:28 <diditforthelulz> not naice
16:50:00 <{orbit}> never go to adelaide, the balls are touching
16:50:15 <diditforthelulz> adelaide is ftw
16:50:23 <{orbit}> but the BALLS ARE TOUCHING
16:50:30 Part: euro_jockz ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:50:33 <diditforthelulz> lawl
16:50:37 <{orbit}> kekeke
16:50:41 <diditforthelulz> KEK
16:50:42 <{orbit}> 4chan lulz
16:50:51 <{orbit}> ausfags ftw
16:51:05 <diditforthelulz> ja
16:51:09 <diditforthelulz> amerifags ftl
16:51:11 <Bass`Babe85> balls touching aer georgous
16:51:17 <doctor> lol
16:51:23 <Bass`Babe85> i'll upload an erotic pic now okay
16:51:28 <diditforthelulz> LOL
16:51:34 <Bass`Babe85> someone kicked my toilet do0r in
16:51:39 <Bass`Babe85> an angry lesbian
16:51:44 <{orbit}> oh noes :o
16:51:45 <Bass`Babe85> pic is ftw
16:51:47 <{orbit}> did she have like short hair?
16:51:56 <diditforthelulz> lol @ toliet pic
16:52:00 <Bass`Babe85> nup long dress and a mug of a face
16:52:04 <{orbit}> what is it with stereotypical lesbians with weird clothign n short hair n trying to look like dykes? *so* dont get that.
16:52:07 <diditforthelulz> twasnt a angry lesbo
16:52:09 <diditforthelulz> was rach
16:52:10 <diditforthelulz> :P
16:52:24 <Bass`Babe85> http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/4241/l6860646d4107ca05c5aafe.jpg
16:52:29 <doctor> they want to be men
16:52:32 <Bass`Babe85> nah someone before rach came in
16:52:36 <Bass`Babe85> bwahahahaha
16:52:40 <Bass`Babe85> I love that pic
16:52:46 <Bass`Babe85> my auntie hates it
16:52:47 <doctor> :o
16:52:53 <Bass`Babe85> I wanted to send xmas cards
16:52:57 <{orbit}> Bass`Babe85: long tongue is long ;)
16:53:02 <Bass`Babe85> with my toilet pic
16:53:02 <diditforthelulz> LOL
16:53:15 <Bass`Babe85> {orbit} hot isn't it
16:53:18 <Bass`Babe85> you jealous?
16:53:18 <profiler> yeh Bass`Babe85 i can see why the lesbians wanted to get in!
16:53:20 * {orbit} nods in agreement
16:53:24 <{orbit}> my tongue isnt that long :(
16:53:27 <Bass`Babe85> profiler why?
16:53:28 <diditforthelulz> we have the real long cat ey
16:53:29 <diditforthelulz> srs
16:53:34 <diditforthelulz> lol profiler
16:53:35 <{orbit}> diditforthelulz: long cat is loooooong
16:53:35 <profiler> that tongue??
16:53:45 <Bass`Babe85> please explain *inserts pauline voice**
16:53:46 <diditforthelulz> naw srsly we have the real long cat
16:53:50 <diditforthelulz> amirite mel
16:53:52 <profiler> seems like a draw card to me
16:53:59 Part: Mz_PrInCeSs ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:54:10 <Bass`Babe85> not attractive eh
16:54:13 <Bass`Babe85> oh well
16:54:16 <Bass`Babe85> who cares
16:54:22 <profiler> if i was a lesbian id be knocking down that door
16:54:29 <diditforthelulz> ditto :P
16:54:30 <Bass`Babe85> thats sexy
16:54:34 <Bass`Babe85> grow a vagina
16:54:36 <profiler> yeh baby
16:54:39 * {orbit} giggles
16:54:41 <diditforthelulz> but i dont needs to be a lesbian to knock mels door down ;P
16:54:42 <Bass`Babe85> GENE SIMMONS HERE
16:54:56 <Bass`Babe85> brb toilet pic makes me wanna shit
16:54:58 <Bass`Babe85> brb
16:54:59 <profiler> just pretend im wearing a strap on
16:55:04 <diditforthelulz> LMFAO
16:55:15 * diditforthelulz Is listening to Poison - Talk Dirty to Me .:. Time: 3:43
16:55:27 Part: JeLlY_BaBy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:55:28 Join: christina ([email protected]) to #melbourne
16:55:30 <christina> heyy peoples
16:55:34 <diditforthelulz> hai
16:56:00 <{orbit}> every girl called christina i've ever met was a bitch :|
16:56:10 <QuestionMark> agreed
16:56:11 <diditforthelulz> awww
16:56:16 <profiler> i already have the 5oclock shadow to go with the strap on
16:56:18 <QuestionMark> my x was chrissy
16:56:18 <{orbit}> i hope this one isnt
16:56:19 <christina> ooo then u haven't met meeee
16:56:24 Part: Intelli`Gent ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:56:24 <QuestionMark> hope that aint her
16:56:30 <christina> negative
16:56:33 <{orbit}> christina: talk to us, enlighten us with your wonderful bouncy personality
16:56:44 * zoes having honey soy chiken tonight for tea :)
16:56:50 <QuestionMark> first question r u greek?
16:56:52 <{orbit}> zoes: yum
16:57:04 <christina> yepp half
16:57:11 <QuestionMark> half aussie?
16:57:13 <{orbit}> christina: have you, or have you ever in the past been a member of the communist party?
16:57:14 Part: ActionJackson ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:57:18 <profiler> lol
16:57:21 Join: JeLlY_BaBy ([email protected]) to #melbourne
16:57:21 <Bass`Babe85> <3 poison
16:57:23 <christina> half italian half greek
16:57:29 <QuestionMark> lucky
16:57:30 <profiler> hmmm
16:57:33 <christina> communist party... ahhh no
16:57:36 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i kill u
16:57:40 Part: Chipndal ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:57:43 <{orbit}> christina: so you're angry italian n like woggy greek? :S
16:57:48 <WiLd_TuRkeY> silence.. i kill you
16:57:49 <christina> bahaha NO
16:57:51 <QuestionMark> how old r u christina?
17:06:32 <doctor> christina would know
17:06:42 Join: blondie83 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
17:07:06 <Bass`Babe85> I'm yet to learn the waltz
17:07:18 <Bass`Babe85> I'm very keen it for my wedding night
17:07:21 <Bee_Hornet> nothing wrong to sneak in private room
17:07:24 <doctor> all you need to know is how to bounce of my penis
17:07:25 <Bass`Babe85> on it*
17:07:34 <{orbit}> o.O
17:07:38 <{orbit}> but penis is icky
17:07:47 <doctor> ill put a bowtie on it
17:07:55 <Bass`Babe85> {orbit} I'm engaged.. forgot to tell you
17:07:58 <{orbit}> i suspect that wouldnt make it less icky
17:08:02 <{orbit}> Bass`Babe85: oh noice
17:08:05 <Bass`Babe85> last year in aug
17:08:11 <Bee_Hornet> i m with gangs
17:08:11 <{orbit}> wow, that's a while ago
17:08:17 <Bass`Babe85> yeah
17:08:20 <Bass`Babe85> nice tho
17:08:44 <Bass`Babe85> still I reckon he'e let me fuck a chick
17:08:57 <Bass`Babe85> but I'd not do it in his presense
17:08:59 * {orbit} nod
17:09:02 <Bass`Babe85> thats gross
17:09:13 <Bee_Hornet> never run out of hope, mesery that can take you over
17:09:17 <{orbit}> yeah one of my friends is like that, she wants to try it with a chick but her hubby said only if he can participate :(
17:09:35 <Bass`Babe85> thats gross tho
17:09:39 <{orbit}> ah well
17:09:53 <Bee_Hornet> they all know me visiting there for like 10+ years
17:09:54 <Bass`Babe85> I dun want my lover knowwing my sick fanasy
17:10:01 <Bass`Babe85> anyway
17:10:02 <{orbit}> Bass`Babe85: heh
17:10:04 <Bee_Hornet> we still havent asked names
17:10:07 Join: MsTwinkle ([email protected]) to #melbourne
17:10:29 <Bee_Hornet> have we?
17:10:35 <QuestionMark> hi MsTwinkle
17:10:39 <Bee_Hornet> i like to think that...
17:11:33 <MsTwinkle> hi
17:11:41 <QuestionMark> how r u
17:11:47 <MsTwinkle> bored
17:11:56 * {orbit} contemplates QuestionMark's nick
17:12:23 <doctor> MEET Generation Z . . . they are more financially responsible than their predecessors, have a strong work ethic and have grown up with social networking.
17:12:31 <doctor> the oldest gen z would be 9....
17:12:32 <QuestionMark> yes orbit?
17:12:39 <QuestionMark> what u like to know
17:12:58 Part: MsTwinkle ([email protected]) from #melbourne
17:13:07 <{orbit}> QuestionMark: you ever heard the silly myths about the origins of the word 'quiz'? funny stuff
17:13:17 <QuestionMark> :P
17:13:23 Part: christina ([email protected]) from #melbourne
17:13:47 <{orbit}> do you prefer the regular question mark or the upside one?
17:14:02 <Geezer> sideways
17:14:14 <doctor> the upside down one is actually an arabic character
17:14:23 <Tish> its spanish
17:14:25 <QuestionMark> the question mark like ----> ?
17:14:33 <doctor> its not spanish
17:14:41 <zoes> my fingers are really cold
17:14:45 <Tish> .. yes it is lol
17:14:50 <doctor> no its not
17:14:54 <Tish> u put it at the start and end of quertions in spanish
17:14:55 <{orbit}> QuestionMark: well it wont show up on my screen, cos it only supports ASCII :(
17:14:59 Join: nonsense ([email protected]) to #melbourne
17:15:04 <Tish> its part of their grammar
17:15:05 <doctor> that doesnt make it spanish
17:15:09 <doctor> just means the spanish use it
17:15:12 <Tish> it deosnt mean its not
17:15:20 <doctor> trust me i know
17:15:23 * zoes wating for a ride to be uploaed
17:15:28 <QuestionMark> the one at the end of a normal question
17:15:29 <doctor> i have an advanced degree is astrophysics
17:15:34 <zoes> rainbow!!
17:15:35 <Tish> trust the doctor .. yeah sure
17:15:40 <{orbit}> spanish, galician and leonese apparently all use starting/closing question marks at the start/stop
17:15:40 <Tish> wow good for u
17:15:48 <Tish> ill jsut go ask my spanish friends
17:15:58 <Bass`Babe85> back
17:15:59 <Tish> and all the people i know with highger qulifications
17:16:03 <doctor> you dont have friends.....
17:16:04 <Geezer> porque?
17:16:07 <Bass`Babe85> {orbit} you broke my heart
17:16:15 <Tish> unlike u i dont spend 24/7 on irc and have a life
17:16:17 <Bass`Babe85> Geezer you dissapointed me
17:16:24 <QuestionMark> hmmmmmmmm
17:16:26 * {orbit} lol at tish
17:16:26 <doctor> you're making things up now
17:16:36 * zoes is on a verry big youtube holiday
17:16:40 <Tish> lol.
17:16:41 <doctor> trust a liar to do so
17:16:48 <Geezer> go ask diditforthelulz for a quickie Bastard
17:16:49 <Bass`Babe85> doctor prescribe me everything kthx
17:16:51 <Geezer> Bass`Babe85
17:16:51 <{orbit}> the armenian question mark is funny looking tho, i tell ya
17:16:53 <QuestionMark> all these people with qualifications where was i when everyone got handed a peace of paper with a signiture on it
17:17:01 <Bass`Babe85> Geezer fuck sex
17:17:07 <Bass`Babe85> men have to earn it
17:17:11 <Geezer> HJ!
17:17:16 <Bass`Babe85> nope
17:17:16 * doctor prescribes Bass`Babe85 anal sex
17:17:17 * diditforthelulz Is listening to Wayne Static - Not Meant for Me .:. Time: 4:09
17:17:19 <Geezer> does he beg?
17:17:21 Join: maggieb ([email protected]) to #melbourne
17:17:22 <Bass`Babe85> NOPE
17:17:26 <{orbit}> doctor: lesbian, not anal.
17:17:26 <Bass`Babe85> he dun beg
17:17:40 <diditforthelulz> lol doctor's can prescribe that now?
17:17:41 <Geezer> he prolly aint getting any then
17:17:42 <doctor> dry humping of vaginas then
17:17:47 Join: jo ([email protected]) to #melbourne
17:17:54 <Bass`Babe85> wish I could find an insecure unoverpossive lesbo
17:18:29 Part: jo ([email protected]) from #melbourne
17:18:38 <diditforthelulz> LOL is there such a thing?
17:18:38 <QuestionMark> i thought lesbians still get slaped by a plastic dick
17:19:01 <Bass`Babe85> hope diditforthelulz' music die
17:19:08 <Bass`Babe85> fucking evil fucker
17:19:11 * zoes hates sex talk and sex itself!
17:19:12 <{orbit}> doctor: not that dry
17:19:19 <diditforthelulz> lol sif
17:19:23 <doctor> hmmm, moist
17:19:24 <diditforthelulz> its wayne static :/
17:19:32 <Bass`Babe85> well it sounds fucked
17:19:39 * {orbit} winks at Bass`Babe85
17:19:40 <Bass`Babe85> I can hear it thru my headphones
17:19:41 * diditforthelulz Is listening to Static-X - Cold .:. Time: 2:58
17:19:43 <Bass`Babe85> its not fair
17:19:59 <doctor> divorce him
17:20:02 <doctor> and take his cds
17:20:29 <diditforthelulz> lol cds?
17:20:43 <{orbit}> QuestionMark: you ever seen an 'Irony Mark'? funny stuff
17:20:45 <Bass`Babe85> I to0k the ring off and threw it @ him three times
17:20:45 <Bee_Hornet> lily is a goddess
17:20:49 <{orbit}> like a backwards question mark
17:20:58 <Bass`Babe85> this engemant isn't fair
17:20:59 <{orbit}> the interrobang is kinda neat too
17:21:01 <diditforthelulz> i asked her what she wanted to listen too, she put headphones on. not my fault
17:21:02 <Bee_Hornet> �
17:21:02 <QuestionMark> yeh i seen ity
17:21:04 <Bass`Babe85> spelling^
17:21:08 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ?
17:21:10 <diditforthelulz> sooooooooooo i just put what i wish on
17:21:11 <WiLd_TuRkeY> !
17:21:14 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ~
17:21:24 <{orbit}> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang
17:21:34 * Bass`Babe85 Is listening to Annie - Heartbeat .:. Time: 3:07
17:21:34 <profiler> did u put the ring back on, take it off and throw it at him 3 times Bass`Babe85?
17:21:39 <Bass`Babe85> nope
17:21:42 <Bee_Hornet> ofcourse the past was better morons
17:21:44 <Bass`Babe85> haven't touched it
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17:21:55 <Bass`Babe85> hope it fucking gets hit by a lightening bolt
17:22:04 <diditforthelulz> lawl.
17:22:08 <profiler> mmm doritos cheese supreme
17:22:11 <Bass`Babe85> fuck you dylan
17:22:16 <QuestionMark> u just have to remmeber u cant fuk wit the CANIBUS Man
17:22:21 <diditforthelulz> whats up your arse mel.
17:22:26 <Bass`Babe85> YOU
17:22:26 <Bee_Hornet> i'll hola at ya guys from eagle on the hills
17:22:27 <{orbit}> mmmm .. i need to buy my missus a ring i reckon .. a signal of our love.
17:22:38 <diditforthelulz> lol.
17:22:40 <Bass`Babe85> {orbit} don't
17:22:47 <Bass`Babe85> they'll shit in your face
17:22:51 <RichardFeynman> Thor?
17:22:53 <zoes> fuck 882 6pr radio station!!
17:22:53 <RichardFeynman> Zeus?
17:23:06 <QuestionMark> by a Promise Ring
17:23:08 <{orbit}> i was pondering a titanium ring, but i've heard issues with those with doctors if you're in accident, cos most trauma wards dont have the equipment to cut em off
17:23:31 <QuestionMark> hmmmmmmmmm
17:23:33 <QuestionMark> really
17:23:37 <QuestionMark> then just leave it on
17:23:38 <RichardFeynman> What's the difference between Thor and Zeus?
17:23:39 <Bass`Babe85> fuck you dylan
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17:23:43 <Bass`Babe85> I'm going out
17:23:44 <{orbit}> http://www.e-weddingbands.com/store/14Ktitanium.html <= like that
17:23:45 <Bee_Hornet> if it's a lose-lose by you, i dont wanna know, i have moved on sorry to inform
17:23:49 <QuestionMark> u dont want them cutting off ya jewlz and selling it on ebay
17:24:29 <Bee_Hornet> me against the corrupt system
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17:24:45 <QuestionMark> <RichardFeynman> What's the difference between Thor and Zeus?<---their names
17:24:59 <Bee_Hornet> Hells Angels launch legal action against patch banning bylaw - Radio New Zealand
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17:25:13 <profiler> poor hells angels
17:25:13 <doctor> thor is a normadic god and zeus is greek
17:25:23 <RichardFeynman> ybdumb?
17:25:41 Part: Cryptic ([email protected]) from #melbourne
17:25:54 <QuestionMark> cause i havnt got qualifications? or certificates?
17:26:07 <Bee_Hornet> Sean Plunket is a gangsta
17:26:13 * Bass`Babe85 Is listening to Arctic Monkeys - I Bet You Look Good (On The Dance Floor) .:. Time: 2:52
17:26:22 <profiler> zues is the king of the gods and thor is the god of thunder and yes one is greek one is NORSE not nomadic
17:26:28 <QuestionMark> Pac Man is a gangsta
17:26:45 <QuestionMark> u cant fuk with Pac Man
17:26:46 <Bass`Babe85> pac man can lick my asshole dry
17:26:46 <doctor> way to wikipedia
17:27:11 <doctor> sure you dont
17:27:14 <profiler> i have them tattood on my sleeve
17:27:23 <profiler> i dont get tatts i know nothing about
17:27:24 <QuestionMark> with out wikipedia no one would be intelligent
17:27:28 <Bee_Hornet> dogs love licking
17:27:33 * {orbit} wants a nice ring for the missus with the words '1 + 1 = One' engraved on the inside
17:27:40 <doctor> you have wikipedia tat on your sleeve?
17:27:41 <{orbit}> and below that 'You + Me = Love'
17:27:48 <profiler> ahhh yeh
17:27:49 * {orbit} is sad
17:27:53 <Bass`Babe85> you should get the <3 engraved
17:28:00 <Bass`Babe85> I was gonna the tat
17:28:31 <QuestionMark> Get a burger Ring and dip it in gold and give it to her it be something no one has done before
17:29:31 <profiler> why dont you just paint her asshole gold?
17:29:31 <doctor> or a cock ring
17:29:57 <Bass`Babe85> profiler why?
17:30:07 <profiler> its personal
17:30:09 <profiler> isnt it?
17:30:14 <Bass`Babe85> not rly
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17:30:22 <doctor> that would just make her a slut
17:30:27 <doctor> and shes not a slut
17:30:28 <Bass`Babe85> a persons ass is their ass
17:30:34 <profiler> well hopefully u will be the only one to see it
17:30:34 <QuestionMark> lol
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17:30:37 <Pieter> eww @ cock ring
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17:30:41 <Bass`Babe85> they'll share or not.
17:30:41 <Pieter> i could NEVER wear one of those
17:30:53 <Bass`Babe85> you'd suck one tho Pieter
17:30:54 <doctor> apparently it feels good Pieter
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17:31:10 <Bass`Babe85> oxy moron
17:31:12 <QuestionMark> if u get an erection and cant remove the cock ring u in trouble
17:31:18 <QuestionMark> wouldnt mess with the dick
17:31:23 <Bee_Hornet> i wear stap-on for entertaining my mrs
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17:31:24 <Pieter> hrm
17:31:28 <Pieter> i had that issue when i took cialis
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17:31:36 <diditforthelulz> stap-on?
17:31:38 <Pieter> even after 5 rounds of fucking
17:31:42 <Pieter> it wouldnt go down
17:31:44 <Pieter> it just hurt more n more
17:31:53 <doctor> nice
17:31:55 <Bass`Babe85> omfg
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17:32:01 <Bass`Babe85> go to the sex channel
17:32:05 <diditforthelulz> ^
17:32:06 <Bass`Babe85> fucking sickos
17:32:14 <profiler> haha Bass`Babe85
17:32:20 <Pieter> pfft
17:32:20 <QuestionMark> strap on people like plastics
17:32:22 <Pieter> sicko
17:32:33 <Bass`Babe85> wanker dick mutilation
17:32:33 <Bee_Hornet> i look sexy on bras
17:32:35 <Pieter> you're the one who's full of assorted creams
17:32:35 <Pieter> :p
17:32:36 <Bass`Babe85> fag
17:32:46 <Bee_Hornet> that would be me
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17:32:53 Kick: Pieter was kicked by ChanOP ([diditforthelulz] enough)
17:32:53 <!Pieter> whaaa bee?
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17:32:56 <QuestionMark> Fag = fuck anal glandz hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
17:33:04 <Bass`Babe85> Pieter you'd pray to fuck me @ any point and anything involing me...
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17:33:15 <Bass`Babe85> you'd fuck a guy just cause he fucked me
17:33:23 <Pieter> ffs diditforthelulz
17:33:38 <diditforthelulz> dont ffs me :P
17:33:39 <Bee_Hornet> I'd toss on that
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17:34:11 <Bee_Hornet> anyones laughing at me?
17:34:18 <Pieter> im not
17:34:18 <Pieter> :/
17:34:26 <Bee_Hornet> k mate
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17:34:31 <QuestionMark> no one can laugh no microphone
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17:36:01 * Bass`Babe85 Is listening to Audioslave - Like a Stone .:. Time: 4:54
17:36:21 <QuestionMark> DMX all the way
17:36:27 <Bass`Babe85> gross
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17:36:33 <Bass`Babe85> rnb fag
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17:36:37 <QuestionMark> :P
17:36:45 <QuestionMark> least i chose the correct path in music
17:36:46 <Pieter> since when does dmx sing rnb?
17:36:57 <Bass`Babe85> and I don't?
17:37:05 <Bass`Babe85> I'm a free spirit
17:37:07 <QuestionMark> since he quit rap i guess
17:37:12 <QuestionMark> lol
17:37:30 <Bass`Babe85> you know what
17:37:47 <QuestionMark> i dont know what can i meet them
17:37:58 <Bass`Babe85> they should invent helmets with speakers
17:38:17 <Bass`Babe85> smart assed fucking retard
17:38:26 <QuestionMark> i think they have they invented sun glass's with speakers
17:38:38 <Bass`Babe85> orly
17:38:52 <QuestionMark> yes....
17:38:58 <diditforthelulz> yeah there are sunnies with radios
17:39:02 <diditforthelulz> been out for some time now
17:39:09 <diditforthelulz> they look queer tho
17:39:14 <Bass`Babe85> go0d for fgts who ride
17:39:16 <QuestionMark> tru tru
17:39:16 <Bass`Babe85> =D
17:40:13 <doctor> im gonna abandon this life and become a sea gypsy
17:40:31 <doctor> live off the sea and trade golden pearls
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17:40:38 <QuestionMark> hehehehe
17:40:41 Mode: (by ChanOP) -bb speedmonkey!*@* *!*@eb2a3b36.net
17:40:43 <Bass`Babe85> hai xarcos
17:40:53 <QuestionMark> just dont drink the ocean water
17:41:03 <doctor> pfft as if i wouldnt
17:41:04 <Bass`Babe85> golden pearls?
17:41:15 <Bass`Babe85> is there such a thing?
17:41:21 <doctor> yeah, and silver coral
17:41:27 <doctor> i hope so
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17:41:34 <doctor> because that would be my main trade
17:42:05 <Bass`Babe85> I have a pearl necklace
17:42:07 <doctor> you can be my gypsy queen
17:42:12 <Bass`Babe85> I never wear it
17:42:14 <doctor> dump diditforthelulz
17:42:17 <doctor> come to me
17:42:38 <QuestionMark> pearl necklace is priceless
17:42:38 Nick: zoes is now known as zoes_away
17:42:41 <Bass`Babe85> can't he'd ban you and exempt me from life of the internet kind
17:42:47 <diditforthelulz> LOL
17:42:54 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b doctor*!*@*
17:42:59 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b doctor*!*@*
17:42:59 <Bass`Babe85> don't
17:43:00 <diditforthelulz> :P
17:43:01 <Bass`Babe85> ffs
17:43:04 <diditforthelulz> was a jokeeeeeeee
17:43:05 <doctor> lol
17:43:05 <Bass`Babe85> wow
17:43:20 <Bass`Babe85> weird
17:43:29 <diditforthelulz> jokes are weird?
17:43:34 <diditforthelulz> smokoooooooo
17:43:37 <Bass`Babe85> nope just cruel
17:43:45 <QuestionMark> smoked fish
17:43:45 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b diditforthelulz*!*@*
17:43:48 <diditforthelulz> :(
17:43:50 <diditforthelulz> banned!
17:43:55 <Bass`Babe85> sometimes when sundays turn black and wednesday are purple
17:44:00 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b diditforthelulz*!*@*
17:44:02 * Bass`Babe85 Is listening to Australian Crawl - The Boys Light Up .:. Time: 4:39
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17:44:38 <diditforthelulz> smoko mellll
17:44:39 <Bass`Babe85> you really want to have a smoke?
17:44:40 <QuestionMark> omggggggggggg boys light up light up light up when the boys light up hmmmmmmmm thaTS all i remmeber of that song
17:44:42 <diditforthelulz> ja
17:44:44 <diditforthelulz> ja i dooooooooo
17:44:47 <Bass`Babe85> QuestionMark ^5
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17:44:51 <Bass`Babe85> love ya
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17:48:31 <Mira> whos' into fish ?
17:48:45 <QuestionMark> smoked fish
17:48:54 <Mira> live type
17:49:03 <Geezer> pussy smells liek fish
17:49:04 <QuestionMark> freash fish
17:49:28 <Mira> in a tank!
17:49:42 <Pieter> yeh
17:49:45 <QuestionMark> arh
17:49:46 <Pieter> you're a fatty Mira
17:49:50 <QuestionMark> what sort sucker fish?
17:49:58 <Geezer> oscar
17:50:10 <Mira> and ur a skinny !
17:50:17 <Pieter> I fell through my tank back in east malvern
17:50:25 <QuestionMark> Mira suck fish?
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17:50:31 <Pieter> sliced my ass good
17:50:43 <RichardFeynman> Do you like fish in a Lionel Hutz kinda way?
17:50:51 <Mira> Pieter im thinking about putting my fishtank in the back yard and growing rainbow trout or something
17:50:59 <Bass`Babe85> I love fish Mira
17:51:09 <QuestionMark> how big can ya fish tank be
17:51:16 <Mira> its 9 feet long
17:51:18 <QuestionMark> u should build a pond
17:51:24 <Pieter> then go fishing?
17:51:27 <Pieter> uh oh
17:51:30 <Pieter> i gotta poo again
17:51:30 <Pieter> brb
17:51:34 <Geezer> just put t hem in a bucket
17:51:34 <Pieter> another nugget wants to come out
17:51:35 <Mira> damn
17:51:36 <Geezer> red bucket
17:51:37 <Bass`Babe85> laxitives?
17:51:45 <Mira> dont forget to wipe
17:52:00 <QuestionMark> dig a hole in ya backyard fill it with a level of cement and tile it and fill it with water and put ya trout in it
17:52:42 <QuestionMark> put ya snorkling gear on and go fresh water diving
17:52:43 <Geezer> pond smells
17:53:01 <QuestionMark> not if u ventelate em
17:53:07 <Mira> well i got this big ass tank, just sitting empty in the garage in need more space in garage. thinking bout building a nice timber framer for the tank so they have lots of shade and only the front pane visable. like a kinda show piece in my tiny courtyard.
17:53:29 <Geezer> nice show piece
17:53:35 <Geezer> makes your dinner guest hungry
17:53:41 * Bass`Babe85 Is listening to Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising .:. Time: 2:19
17:53:49 <QuestionMark> good idea mira
17:53:51 <Geezer> better still, let them choose the fish they want to eat
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17:54:03 <QuestionMark> my cuZ did something similar but built a pond
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17:54:04 <Mira> lol not one eats until they are 60 cms long :p
17:54:10 <QuestionMark> and has a bridge to walk over the pond
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17:54:37 <Mira> what kinda fish were in his pond
17:55:12 <QuestionMark> he had anything from crabz trout ,eels in it
17:55:25 <QuestionMark> but we talkin a big pond
17:55:36 <QuestionMark> and the eels loved to eat the trout
17:55:41 <QuestionMark> if u didnt feed em right
17:56:13 <Geezer> i love to eat eels
17:56:21 <QuestionMark> smoked eel is good
17:56:31 <Geezer> r they electric eels?
17:56:33 <Pieter> omg!
17:56:34 <QuestionMark> hunggies r nice
17:56:35 <Pieter> that felt awesome
17:56:42 <Pieter> no wonder you women love it up the bum
17:56:43 <QuestionMark> nah not electric eels
17:56:43 <Pieter> :p
17:56:46 <QuestionMark> river eel
17:57:06 <QuestionMark> they brown and bout 6 foot long
17:57:19 <QuestionMark> and bout 4 inches in diameter
17:57:43 <Tish> LOL
17:58:05 <QuestionMark> yes Tish? u like that sort of slippery snake
17:58:15 <QuestionMark> Woot Woor
17:58:16 <Tish> u wish
17:58:19 <QuestionMark> ll
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17:58:45 <QuestionMark> sea eels r aaight as well
17:58:56 <Tish> eel tastes good to eat
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17:58:59 <QuestionMark> the silver ones round 4 feet long
17:59:19 <QuestionMark> smaller the better less oil in em
17:59:28 <Tish> jellyfish are good to
17:59:30 <QuestionMark> hang them up on the clothes line let the oil run off them
17:59:36 <QuestionMark> then throw em on the bbq
17:59:41 <QuestionMark> and smoke em
17:59:47 <Geezer> wat about goldfish
18:00:00 <Mira> throw them back in
18:00:03 <QuestionMark> i love catching them u ever ate the eel after u killed it Tish the nerves still kickin
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18:00:22 <QuestionMark> Jelly Fish wtf?
18:00:28 <QuestionMark> u eat them?
18:00:33 <Tish> nope but cool
18:00:33 <{orbit}> wtf
18:00:38 <Geezer> pufferfish
18:00:39 <QuestionMark> lol
18:00:40 <Tish> yeah on sushi
18:00:42 <Tish> its yumm
18:01:00 <Geezer> japs eat everthing
18:01:05 <Tish> haha probs
18:01:09 <QuestionMark> they eat black dog
18:01:14 <Tish> snails taste like muscles..
18:01:21 <Tish> and rabbit taste like chicken
18:01:32 <QuestionMark> yeh rabbits alright
18:01:36 <QuestionMark> very tuff though
18:01:39 <Tish> yeah
18:01:47 <red`fever> and bulls testicles taste like a zinger burger
18:01:50 <QuestionMark> uv had hare? its like a rabbit
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18:02:24 <diditforthelulz> roo is the best "D
18:02:41 <euro_jocks> im cooking up a storm!
18:02:54 <Geezer> roo smells
18:03:41 <diditforthelulz> pfft everything smells
18:03:58 <QuestionMark> koala is nice
18:04:09 <Geezer> chicken doesnt
18:04:10 <QuestionMark> u get stoned while eatting them
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18:05:12 <QuestionMark> the neighbours peigons r nice
18:05:29 <euro_jocks> yeh pigeon is on
18:05:39 <euro_jocks> and quails
18:05:43 <QuestionMark> :)
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18:07:53 <QuestionMark> knock knock anyone home
18:08:07 <QuestionMark> its all good its all right cruz all day cruz all night
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18:10:36 * Bass`Babe85 Is listening to Creedence Clearwater Revival - Susie Q .:. Time: 4:35
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18:11:12 <xarcos> Beef.
18:11:18 * QuestionMark is listening to THe CaNiBuS MAN
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18:11:51 <QuestionMark> BEEF is Goouuuuuuuuuudddddddddd
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18:12:21 <Azz> hey hey all
18:12:39 <euro_jocks> hey azz
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18:12:57 <euro_jocks> so what do u think tastes better
18:12:59 <euro_jocks> a cock or a chicken?
18:13:06 <QuestionMark> lol
18:13:09 <euro_jocks> or a pussy cat
18:13:18 <QuestionMark> black dog aint bad
18:13:24 <euro_jocks> oh ye
18:13:29 <euro_jocks> black dog is the shit
18:13:48 <QuestionMark> lol
18:14:11 <QuestionMark> ants r good but salty
18:14:24 <euro_jocks> this isnt a joke
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18:14:30 <euro_jocks> but aboriginies eat green ants
18:14:36 <euro_jocks> apparently theyre sweet
18:15:08 <QuestionMark> yeh i eat ant cake
18:15:22 <euro_jocks> whats that
18:15:24 <euro_jocks> a pile of mud
18:15:28 <euro_jocks> with ants in it?
18:17:16 <xarcos> Poo.
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18:19:15 <Geezer> xarcos wheres your geek wife
18:19:19 <xarcos> Threw a knife into heaven and could kill with a stare.
18:19:22 <xarcos> Opponents beware.
18:19:22 <euro_jocks> thats something thats all to familiar being a fag and all.
18:19:49 <Bee_Hornet> alfredo james xarcos
18:20:17 <xarcos> Telling everyone you're a fag is about as gay as me telling everyone I'm straight.
18:20:38 <euro_jocks> well
18:20:42 <Azz> a chicken cock ?
18:20:47 * xarcos spews.
18:20:53 <euro_jocks> its my job
18:20:57 <xarcos> Whore.
18:21:04 <Bee_Hornet> haha
18:21:26 <xarcos> Do fags ever have actual relationships? Or do they just like to go down to vegemite valley to sate their primal urges?
18:21:37 <xarcos> What an empty life that must be.
18:21:39 <Azz> <Geezer> xarcos wheres your geek wife <xarcos> Whore. <--- the truth is out. xarcos's other half is a whore LOL
18:21:44 <Bee_Hornet> Northcode to Buddina
18:22:10 <euro_jocks> xarcos.. lol ur telling me, not one str8 couple has had a divorce or anything
18:22:13 <euro_jocks> ur so ignorant
18:22:25 <Bee_Hornet> screw my wife <Ass>
18:22:33 * xarcos castrates Azz with a walrus tooth and a pair of gardening gloves.
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18:22:48 <Azz> xarcos - more pls
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18:23:07 <Bee_Hornet> a worm in your gut
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18:23:55 <xarcos> Nah, you don't even have any balls to start with.
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18:26:42 <Azz> so you think I'm a female ? loooooooooooooooooooool
18:26:46 <Azz> same as ur daddy !
18:26:50 <Azz> lol
18:27:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> coz my daddy said so
18:27:11 <Azz> wait till ur father gets home !
18:27:17 <Nikky`> well you talk like a girl Azz, so *shrugs* :P
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18:27:26 <Azz> talk on the internet ?
18:27:29 <xarcos> Like a fat girl.
18:27:37 <Azz> is there a new speech program that I aint been told of ?
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18:27:48 <Nikky`> Yes!!
18:27:56 <Azz> yes a fatty.
18:28:06 * Azz wobbles his fat like homer sampson
18:28:15 <euro_jocks> lmao azz
18:28:15 <Nikky`> maybe simpson?
18:28:21 <Azz> no sampson
18:28:41 <Azz> clearly you dont remember homer received a couple of letters with that surname on the envelopes
18:28:41 <xarcos> Nod Flondors.
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18:29:13 <Nikky`> No, not big on the show
18:29:36 <xarcos> Nokky`
18:29:44 <Lilah[away]> Homor Sompson.
18:29:54 * QuestionMark slaps Nikky` around a bit with a large trout
18:30:01 <QuestionMark> what happened to 9 to 5
18:30:03 <QuestionMark> u sleep in
18:30:18 <Nikky`> Say huh?
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18:31:17 <QuestionMark> u normally on eARLIER
18:31:26 <Nikky`> No i'm not
18:31:30 Nick: QuestionMark is now known as Twist
18:31:33 <Twist> <---
18:31:41 <Nikky`> I don't get home from work till 6 and if i go to gym then it's later
18:31:43 <Twist> yeh u r
18:31:47 <Nikky`> ummm still no clue
18:31:48 Nick: Twist is now known as QuestionMark
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18:32:50 <Fred-Bear> hi
18:32:58 <Lilah[away]> Kothron Jonewoy.
18:33:55 <Nikky`> I need more info QuestionMark... NOW!!
18:34:31 <QuestionMark> lol
18:34:41 <QuestionMark> im thinkin
18:34:55 <bourbonz0r> never fear i am here
18:34:56 <bourbonz0r> :D
18:35:05 <Nikky`> Hiya bourbonz0r
18:35:11 <xarcos> Gordo LoFroge.
18:35:40 <bourbonz0r> why hello nikstar
18:35:42 <bourbonz0r> whats cracking
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18:35:55 <Nikky`> Not a lot, you?
18:35:58 <xarcos> Wolloam Rokor.
18:36:07 <bourbonz0r> bout the same
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18:36:34 <xarcos> Bovorloy Croshor.
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18:41:08 * QuestionMark refreshes Nikky` mind
18:41:09 <bourbonz0r> overwhelmingly interesting
18:41:22 <Nikky`> I feel all refreshed now
18:41:27 <QuestionMark> good
18:41:29 <Nikky`> and almost gasm'd over it
18:41:33 <QuestionMark> glad i good help
18:41:39 <Nikky`> So am I
18:41:39 <QuestionMark> could*
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18:42:13 <bourbonz0r> mm gasm
18:42:34 <Nikky`> I know.. mmmmm
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18:45:20 <Nikky`> So Azz, going to enjoy your smokey work place?
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18:54:26 <Bee_Hornet> yeh him & her was great
18:54:59 <Bee_Hornet> except I got these unpaid bills hanging on the wall
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19:01:33 <paul_banks> hey gang
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19:01:44 <paul_banks> its ur old mate here........the fat ausie barstard
19:01:57 <Nikky`> That's exciting
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19:02:41 <MiLK_MaN> :)
19:02:53 <Nikky`> MiLK_MaN *mwah*
19:03:10 <MiLK_MaN> howdy u
19:03:27 <Nikky`> How are you?
19:03:31 <MiLK_MaN> i am just dandy
19:03:42 <MiLK_MaN> but not dandy in dany
19:03:46 <MiLK_MaN> dandy
19:03:49 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Nikky`
19:03:56 * {orbit} yawn
19:04:03 <Nikky`> I'm glad you are dandy in dandy :P
19:04:07 <Nikky`> Thanks dyl
19:04:13 <diditforthelulz> np nikkeh :P
19:04:45 * {orbit} looks at Nikky
19:04:56 * Nikky` looks at {orbit}
19:05:01 <paul_banks> On October 26, 2009, your GeoCities site will no longer appear on the Web, and you will no longer be able to access your GeoCities account and files.
19:05:24 <diditforthelulz> less copypasta plz
19:05:25 * QuestionMark looks at {orbit} orbitting off the planet
19:05:28 <{orbit}> geocities was supposed to get shut down months ago
19:05:37 <xarcos> WELCOME TO LAST YEAR
19:05:57 <Bee_Hornet> LAYER CAKE
19:06:03 <xarcos> There is as yet insufficient data for a meaningful answer.
19:06:53 <MiLK_MaN> yawn
19:06:56 <QuestionMark> GeoCities hmmmmmmmm never new it exsisted
19:07:15 <MiLK_MaN> geocities was spam heaven
19:07:17 * Nikky` covers MiLK_MaN's mouth
19:07:20 <Nikky`> manners young man :P
19:07:39 <MiLK_MaN> i was yawning from my pants
19:08:01 <{orbit}> lol wtf didnt no geocities existed?
19:08:02 <Nikky`> Then i was covering there
19:08:05 <{orbit}> fuck i must be old or something :S
19:08:37 <{orbit}> used to be like the haven for free websites back in the mid 90s :S
19:08:55 <{orbit}> it started about mid 95 i think? .. gawd its been a while *cant remember*
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19:09:58 * xarcos spews on {orbit}.
19:10:03 <QuestionMark> i must be young?
19:10:41 <{orbit}> maybe, QM
19:10:45 <MiLK_MaN> i must be horny
19:10:46 <Nikky`> I am young, no must be about it :P
19:10:48 <{orbit}> i been on the 'net since '94 or so tho :S ..
19:11:04 <{orbit}> it sure is a different place to back then
19:11:11 <xarcos> You must be fat.
19:11:18 <Bee_Hornet> I was
19:11:19 <Nikky`> I must?
19:11:32 <Bee_Hornet> it shrunk 10 to 5
19:11:34 <QuestionMark> ive been on the net since 83
19:11:35 <diditforthelulz> nikkehs not fat, shes sexeh
19:11:48 <{orbit}> QM: uhm ok
19:11:51 <Nikky`> Let's not get too carried away diditforthelulz haha
19:11:53 <QuestionMark> lol
19:11:55 <cHoPNu> my penis is burning
19:11:59 <diditforthelulz> lolol
19:12:00 <QuestionMark> i started the net when icq was out
19:12:10 <Bee_Hornet> I was born with a 286 in my hand
19:12:16 <xarcos> [07/28] [Chat] Puter farts and wordgod is born.
19:12:21 <Nikky`> gosh, i remember icq
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19:12:29 <{orbit}> Bee_Hornet: so you're at least post '85?
19:12:35 <Bee_Hornet> I remember young n jackson
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19:12:50 <MiLK_MaN> i have a 3 digit user number on whirlpool, does that count?
19:12:56 <{orbit}> not really, milkman
19:12:56 <Bee_Hornet> in 1976
19:13:07 <paul_banks> bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
19:13:08 <Bee_Hornet> but i dont mind it 2016
19:13:16 <Bee_Hornet> bzzzzzz
19:13:16 <{orbit}> Bee_Hornet: 286 was like '85 or something?
19:13:21 <WiLd_TuRkeY> no
19:13:21 <xarcos> 86.
19:13:31 <Bee_Hornet> 86�
19:13:33 <MiLK_MaN> i was using irc since apana had a 9600 baud link to the internet
19:13:36 <MiLK_MaN> now that was the shit
19:13:44 <{orbit}> MiLK_MaN: heh, apana
19:13:56 * Bee_Hornet throws banana on orbit
19:13:56 <xarcos> I used LaTrobe's shitty dialup link. It was like 12 baud.
19:13:59 <QuestionMark> i had a commodor 64 computer
19:14:07 <MiLK_MaN> in fact, i was using Cafe Chrome as a BBS before I used the internet
19:14:11 <{orbit}> my first internet was via 2400bps terminal dialup into unix servers .. using lynx and unix shells to access stuff .. archie, gopher etc :/
19:14:34 <Nikky`> Wow the geek talk
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19:14:38 <Azz> 12 years on the internet for me
19:14:44 <{orbit}> yeah, i miss BBS days ..
19:14:46 <Azz> 10 years on mirc
19:14:51 <{orbit}> Azz: that's not a lot :/
19:15:11 <QuestionMark> so how old r u orbit?
19:15:11 <Azz> ah my 1st homepage was at angelfire lol
19:15:36 <xarcos> I disagree, these people aren't geeks. They're not good enough.
19:15:50 <{orbit}> xarcos: so what would make them a geek?
19:15:51 <Bee_Hornet> P2P Networking and Applications John F. Buford, Heather Yu, Eng Keong Lua
19:15:56 <xarcos> Being awesome?
19:16:01 * {orbit} nod
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19:16:44 Quit: Nikky` ([email protected]) Quit: Blah to you, you and YOU!!!
19:17:12 <{orbit}> i like cheese.
19:17:13 <Bee_Hornet> Broadband Cable Access Networks The HFC Plant - David Large & James Farmer
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19:18:01 <{orbit}> ewwo ice_queen
19:18:17 <xarcos> SPEW_QUEEN
19:18:26 <xarcos> How dare you quote me?!
19:18:36 * xarcos bashes {orbit} with a severed walrus flipper.
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19:18:43 * {orbit} blinks a few times
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19:18:52 <xarcos> These scones are raw.
19:18:57 <xarcos> I want to throw them at hobos.
19:19:02 <{orbit}> do it.
19:19:04 <{orbit}> take vids
19:19:05 <xarcos> Maybe I will throw them on that hobo on St. Kilda road.
19:19:06 <{orbit}> post on youtube
19:19:07 <{orbit}> win
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19:19:20 <cHoPNu> Hi..my name Romio...Just wondering...are there any girl's out there, who love long walks down the beach...candle lit dinner's purhaps? If so...please...FUCK OFF!! I want a slut who will suck my cock, and take it up the ass without KY jelly! So If this is you, please feel free to *cough* 'whisper' me Hunny mwa love always Romio xox
19:19:28 <Bee_Hornet> Authorized Self-Study Guide Interconnecting Cisco Network Devices, Part 1 (ICND1) Second Edition Steve McQuerry, CCIE No. 6108
19:20:12 <{orbit}> Bee_Hornet: hrm, sounds old?
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19:20:45 <{orbit}> isnt icnd from like.. 5+ years ago?
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19:21:30 <Bee_Hornet> Beautiful Security Edited by Andy Oram and John Viega
19:21:36 <Bee_Hornet> Copyright � 2009 O�Reilly Media, Inc. All rights reserved. Printed in the United States of America.
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19:22:15 <xarcos> Your books are shit.
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19:22:28 <xarcos> A Theory of Fun == awesome book.
19:22:49 <{orbit}> i wish my fun was less theory and more practice :(
19:23:03 <xarcos> I wish your face was less ugly.
19:23:11 <{orbit}> me too.
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19:26:14 <QuestionMark> theory is good write a novel get rich off it
19:26:15 Join: b0xershorty ([email protected]) to #melbourne
19:26:24 <QuestionMark> and someone else will put the prac into it
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19:28:01 <Geezer> hi wogster
19:28:25 * xarcos throws Geezer into a woodchipper.
19:29:23 <Geezer> lol
19:29:30 <Geezer> play nice
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19:30:00 <xarcos> That was for earlier.
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19:30:10 * Bastard is Playing [ 730. Austrian Death Machine - You Have Just Been Erased ]
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19:31:07 <Geezer> which was?
19:31:17 <xarcos> Being a hat.
19:31:29 <Geezer> is it a cool hat?
19:31:37 <xarcos> NO IT IS A FAGHAT.
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19:32:01 <Geezer> u scared eurojockz away
19:32:07 <xarcos> Was he your boyfriend?
19:32:23 <Geezer> he my soulmateeeeeeeeeeeeee
19:32:27 <Geezer> wog wog wog wog
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19:32:45 * QuestionMark is playing OUTLAWZ - WorldWide .mp3
19:33:23 <QuestionMark> whats up with the wog wog wog u wish u were one?
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19:33:52 <Geezer> dunno just like shouting wog
19:34:18 <QuestionMark> its a good word to shout got a little taste to it
19:34:34 <MrM5> dorks.
19:34:50 <QuestionMark> yes...
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19:36:36 <doctor> I now declare war on man-kind himself
19:36:52 <QuestionMark> can i join
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19:36:57 <doctor> one day, your fate will be in my hands and i will show no mercy
19:36:59 <doctor> sure
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19:37:53 <QuestionMark> im a thug on the streets and i know what to do if u fukin with me ill fuk with u so u better give up now or im gonna bang bang bang
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19:38:14 <xarcos> I decare war on doctor's prescience.
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19:38:58 <doctor> i will obliterate your existance
19:39:20 <xarcos> doctor is a spy.
19:39:44 <doctor> spy sappin my dingo
19:40:00 <xarcos> *wrench*
19:40:02 <QuestionMark> spys come from russia
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19:40:27 <D-Yoshii> Blam!
19:40:28 <Pieter> Mira: your bf was here not long ago
19:40:28 <Pieter> :p
19:40:44 <deathdealer> i m here now
19:40:55 Nick: TurK|aWaY is now known as TurK
19:41:11 * QuestionMark is playing T-Pain - I'm On A Boat Feat The Lonely Island.mp3
19:42:30 <deathdealer> i sleep 16 hours a day
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19:52:41 <I_stephen> duh.. whatever
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19:59:20 <red`fever> any chicas want to chit chat?
19:59:24 <baz> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/slideshow_ajax.aspx?sectionid=9016&sectionname=slideshowajax&subsectionid=154583&subsectionname=cannibalmum
19:59:58 <QuestionMark> wow
20:01:17 <red`fever> naa mang my internet connection has dropped back to primordial ages
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20:01:44 <red`fever> i cant even google
20:02:08 <Zante> oh my god
20:02:17 <Zante> south african accents are so hot
20:02:19 <QuestionMark> yeh we having trouble with the net lately
20:02:26 <QuestionMark> its kinda rocky
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20:03:11 <invizzi> wow kyle sandalands is not only a fat prick but a dirty pedo
20:04:27 <Zante> that was so wrong
20:04:27 <paul_banks> i no rite??
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20:04:51 <invizzi> what he said?
20:05:39 <QuestionMark> handle that business with a shank
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20:06:29 <Zante> who says "is that all the sex youve had' after hearing someone was raped!
20:07:01 <QuestionMark> id say thats Pimping
20:07:19 <invizzi> worse he called it an 'experience'
20:07:32 <invizzi> like some irc perv wanking as he asked some girl about her sex like
20:07:41 Part: All`Cried`Out ([email protected]) from #melbourne
20:07:44 <Zante> what a tard
20:07:59 <QuestionMark> lock him up and get out a shank
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20:08:16 <{orbit}> o.O @ invizzi
20:08:24 <invizzi> but because he is a yobbo the majority will forgive him and just accuse all the people who are outraged as hypocrites for not sharing their hatred over the chasers last few skits
20:08:28 <steve_> the mum already knew about it a month ago anyways
20:08:31 Part: buffy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
20:08:38 <Zante> but she asked about ti again!
20:08:58 <invizzi> doesnt matter if the mum knew, they started a segment asking an underage girl about her sex life thats is perverted
20:09:00 <QuestionMark> australia is the OutLaw Way of life
20:09:27 <red`fever> WOW THAT WOMAN LOOKS EVILLLLL
20:09:42 <red`fever> she fits the cannibalistic type 4 suh
20:09:47 <QuestionMark> maybe they were trying to get tips from the underage girl to spice up there own sex life
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20:12:59 <invizzi> man this guy is talking about chillies on facebook then i realised he has some gay farming game on it
20:13:13 <Pieter> what are you a travel agent? cos you're sending me on a guilt trip
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20:14:06 <Pieter> crash_override: Weren't you Zero Cool?
20:14:07 <Pieter> :p
20:14:36 <invizzi> i dont get guys who work their arse off to have the perfect body and then she get some retarded tribal tatto and shave their head so they just become this anonymous template
20:14:47 <invizzi> im going to get a crazy hairstyle man
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20:16:04 <invizzi> i know about barak obama
20:16:26 <paul_banks> invizzi
20:16:36 <paul_banks> did u work out today
20:16:42 <paul_banks> pump some iron
20:16:45 <invizzi> yeah did cardio
20:16:48 <invizzi> 75 mins
20:16:59 <Bastard> lol @ pollock
20:17:03 <paul_banks> i want 2 do weights but i dont wanna go to the gym
20:17:06 <paul_banks> sukcs
20:17:11 <invizzi> paul_banks: you lose then
20:17:16 <paul_banks> yeh
20:17:26 <invizzi> im starting a new workout routine to cut fat
20:17:29 <paul_banks> i loose muscle
20:17:36 <invizzi> starting tommorow
20:17:51 <paul_banks> do u think mary kate olsen works out or just starves
20:18:06 <invizzi> i estimate it will go for 6 weeks until i lose 3-7 kilos then i will start a new mass workout
20:18:18 <paul_banks> thats what im curious about
20:18:21 <invizzi> most girls are smart and workout properly so they keep muscle
20:18:35 <invizzi> only retards starve themselves, try hard bitches who are brainwashed by magazine
20:18:40 <paul_banks> i see.
20:18:43 <invizzi> rich celebrities can afford trainers etc
20:19:02 <paul_banks> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ycZP_rLqT_A/SJ-hsszpEeI/AAAAAAAAAY0/ow_v0Ck1zxA/s400/mary-kate_olsen.jpg
20:19:24 <invizzi> yeah so you want to look like her?
20:19:33 <paul_banks> i dont think everyone who starves is brain washed by magazines some people use it as a coping technique
20:19:40 <paul_banks> to relieve anxiety
20:20:00 <invizzi> they are just lazy and lack the will to do it properly
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20:20:18 <invizzi> its like today i ate lamb cutlets for dinner, fucken 70 grams of fat right there
20:20:19 <paul_banks> do what properly
20:20:22 <invizzi> double my daily intake omg
20:20:25 <paul_banks> your goal is different to theirs
20:20:45 <invizzi> but im not gonna slit my wrists cause i still deficit total calories
20:20:51 <invizzi> my goal is to lose weight
20:20:54 <invizzi> have perfect abs
20:20:58 <paul_banks> now youre going way off topic
20:21:11 <invizzi> no im talking about woman who go on starvation diets
20:21:25 <paul_banks> so youre a superficial faggot whos been brain washed by body builders
20:21:29 <paul_banks> basically
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20:21:49 <invizzi> they have a day when they eat chocolate or something. instead of just dealing with it they treat it as an excuse to cave to binge eating or treat it like a mistake that can just get over
20:21:50 <paul_banks> your goal isnt health you just wanna look good
20:22:01 <Pieter> http://www.centrecom.com.au/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=125_126&products_id=34811
20:22:05 Part: Austin316 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
20:22:05 <Pieter> now that looks cool
20:22:09 <Pieter> but no doubt will be noisy
20:22:14 <invizzi> actually i have learnt that body builder info is fucken shit
20:22:18 <paul_banks> you just as bad as they are so step off your fucking high horse
20:22:34 <QuestionMark> tAKE steroids
20:22:34 <invizzi> i have read from all sources and made up my own mind
20:22:56 <invizzi> my goal at the moment is to lose weight THATS IT
20:22:57 <QuestionMark> thats what body builders do
20:23:20 <QuestionMark> if u wanna work out eat what u normally eat and do some exercise
20:23:22 <paul_banks> yes the internet has sources to back up anybodys arguement no matter what it is theres a source out there that will agree with u
20:23:26 <QuestionMark> u dont need special diets n shit
20:23:39 <mr`indiazz> hi my name is penis.com
20:23:43 <paul_banks> everyone has a diet
20:23:48 <invizzi> forget about arguing
20:23:48 * mr`indiazz slaps Ms-Brunette around a bit with a large trout
20:23:54 <invizzi> im just talking about my own plans
20:23:59 <paul_banks> ok
20:24:11 <paul_banks> youre also insulting other peoples plans
20:24:14 <invizzi> i have taken info from all sources
20:24:18 <paul_banks> and acousig them of being lazy etc etc
20:24:22 <invizzi> not to use as proof that ones better or worse
20:24:24 <QuestionMark> stick to ya plan u be fine
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20:24:43 <invizzi> i forgot who i said was lazy
20:24:43 <paul_banks> why dont u just mind your fucking business and stop making assumptions about other peoples lifestyles
20:24:51 <invizzi> was it girls who go on crash diets?
20:24:51 <{propofol}> bzzzzzz
20:24:56 <paul_banks> no
20:24:59 <invizzi> paul_banks: are you a girl who does this?
20:25:06 <invizzi> you uppity little bitch :P
20:25:07 <doctor> i yell to much at video games
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20:25:10 <paul_banks> nope
20:25:13 <paul_banks> you assumed i was
20:25:20 <{propofol}> we re all girls at our own device
20:25:21 <invizzi> anyway i barely even spoke about it
20:25:45 <paul_banks> wel uve put me in a fuol dispositon lets change the topic
20:25:47 <invizzi> just saying girls who ignore proper diet plans and just starve themselves are lazy and taking a shitty shortcut to lose weight
20:25:48 <QuestionMark> if u wanna loose weight go into a german concentration camp they will show u how to slim up
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20:26:09 <{propofol}> i have no issues
20:26:21 <invizzi> in america they have camps now
20:26:21 <paul_banks> and im saying not everyone who starves them self has the goal of losing weight but w . ever
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20:26:26 <invizzi> i saw a documentary today about it
20:26:33 <QuestionMark> whats with these diet plans no meat
20:26:43 <QuestionMark> all these vege plans thats just stupid
20:26:46 <{propofol}> go the fucken america you rock
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20:26:48 <invizzi> obama is making everyone 18-25 to serve in this civilian military thing for 3 months a yeah
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20:26:49 <invizzi> year
20:27:11 <invizzi> and they have build concentration camps and are militarising the country to prepare for riots or swine flu or something
20:27:16 <invizzi> its even on cnn right now
20:27:20 <{propofol}> more jobs for the homeless than
20:27:39 <QuestionMark> shape up the young kids put em to work good idea
20:27:44 <{propofol}> i got CNN here, infact we get all the latin american and USA channels from bangladesh
20:27:50 <invizzi> sounds like something hitler would do
20:27:52 <QuestionMark> no more drug dealing and young teens going spastic
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20:28:02 <QuestionMark> make america more cevil like europe
20:28:12 <invizzi> it will make america more like the ghetto
20:28:12 <QuestionMark> australia should throw the kids to the army to
20:28:17 <{propofol}> America is Above australia
20:28:25 <invizzi> im too old to join army
20:28:37 <{propofol}> I m never old
20:28:44 <QuestionMark> and if boat people want a free run throw them in the army to
20:28:52 <QuestionMark> i bet less would come over
20:28:55 <RichardFeynman> What happened to Dido?
20:29:01 <invizzi> she is still around
20:29:05 <paul_banks> where is dea
20:29:09 <paul_banks> death dealer
20:29:22 <invizzi> boat people are let into according to the will of the banks
20:29:26 <{propofol}> since you guys kicked me out of OZ i might go to US
20:29:29 <invizzi> australian government has no say on immigration at all
20:29:49 <{propofol}> i was deported ya poofters
20:30:06 <{propofol}> shame on you too
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20:30:16 <invizzi> im no poofta
20:30:23 <paul_banks> i amm
20:30:34 <{orbit}> hahaha poofter poofter
20:30:34 <QuestionMark> america and australia should wake up and be more like europe join the army for 4 years work for 30 years retire on a nice pension and work if u choose to
20:30:52 <{orbit}> QuestionMark: what about people who dont wanna jhoin the army?
20:30:59 <ActionJackson> invizzi: your insane rantings are not only idiotic, they embarrass you, as you appear to be unaware of this fact I feel duty bound to inform you.
20:31:12 <invizzi> ActionJackson: whatever loser
20:31:22 <ActionJackson> eloquent counter refutation invizzi
20:31:23 <QuestionMark> THEY have to for disapline
20:31:29 <QuestionMark> no doubt bout it
20:31:36 <invizzi> ActionJackson: nice memorised line fag face
20:31:42 <invizzi> rote comebacks are cooool
20:31:50 <QuestionMark> less kids would be breakin into houses and acting out riots
20:31:57 <ActionJackson> tell us more about the banks and the boat people :)
20:32:03 <invizzi> no
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20:32:09 <invizzi> i had 1 line to say the end
20:32:11 <ActionJackson> and compulsory military service in america
20:32:24 <invizzi> ActionJackson: its not military service
20:32:29 <invizzi> i wasnt taking about the draft
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20:32:41 <invizzi> if you read properly it is QuestionMark advocating that you imbecile
20:32:45 <QuestionMark> in europe they have compulsory military and u look how good the country is
20:32:51 <QuestionMark> america has the most poverty
20:33:00 <{orbit}> QM> not everywhere in europe
20:33:06 <ActionJackson> you obviously are crazy like hitler, he was into compulsory military service too.
20:33:09 <QuestionMark> cause they dont know how to control the country or people
20:33:10 <invizzi> no get the fuck out of here ActionJackson YOU LOSE
20:33:24 <QuestionMark> was he crazy?
20:33:35 <QuestionMark> or is america crazy?
20:33:57 <ActionJackson> invizzi: you are obviously not all there, sorry i didn't realise you weren't all there, carry on.
20:34:07 <QuestionMark> the main parts of europe r very well controled
20:34:19 <ActionJackson> so these boat people and the banks..
20:34:39 <invizzi> i accept your apology and your weasely way of giving it :P
20:35:10 <ActionJackson> ok cool :)
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20:35:18 <invizzi> boat people and banks was an interesting statement
20:35:28 <invizzi> that is all
20:36:06 <QuestionMark> so why are they helping the boat people before there own people?
20:36:09 <doctor> rich people try smuggling immigrants into aus so they can pay them in chicken bones and broken teeth
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20:36:35 <doctor> rich people put nothing back into the community and all they do is complain about taxes which go towards helping people
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20:36:37 <QuestionMark> europe help there own people before anyone else
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20:36:47 <QuestionMark> they why they have less poverty
20:36:49 <doctor> if only
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20:37:00 <invizzi> if i was rich i wouldnt wanna pay more tax than everyone else
20:37:03 <doctor> theyre only interested in pleasing the fucking muslims who want to kill them
20:37:04 <{orbit}> doctor: pfft.
20:37:37 <doctor> if i were rich i would insist on paying more taxes
20:37:43 <invizzi> lol bullshit
20:37:43 <{orbit}> lol
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20:38:00 <QuestionMark> some rich people onli help out the poor communist to dodge taxes
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20:38:07 <invizzi> i would be like scrooge and just horde all my money so the figure would never go down
20:38:17 <{orbit}> the problem isnt people on a decent income that some might call 'rich', the problem is the *real* rich folk who hide behind shelf companies n other nonsense so they pay almost no tax.
20:38:33 <invizzi> yeah that is the problem
20:38:38 <doctor> yeah, cause people who earn 1million anual and have to pay 250000 in tax have it hard
20:38:43 <invizzi> dodgy companies who dont play fair
20:38:47 <QuestionMark> yes orbit u said it i agree
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20:39:20 <doctor> all rich people are dodgy
20:39:22 <invizzi> orbit is the champ
20:39:26 <{orbit}> doc: i'm talking people who earn 120k or whatever, who get reamed on taxes - whereas someone earning 200-300k or more - might completely avoid em thruogh shelf companies n shit
20:39:33 <QuestionMark> orbit is well educated
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20:39:46 * QuestionMark truthly wonders how old orbit is
20:39:50 <doctor> yeh well orbit those people deserve to be executed
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20:39:59 <doctor> instead of paying a small fine
20:40:03 <{orbit}> .O
20:40:33 <{orbit}> eh, just think they need to stop people from being able to do it
20:40:36 <invizzi> the only thing poor people get taxed more on is in smokes, pokies and speeding fines
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20:41:11 <invizzi> is that carbon tax thing still happening? cause thats gonna be a real shit
20:41:14 <QuestionMark> the question is why is there so many poor people
20:41:32 <Bee_Hornet> who cares :p
20:41:35 <doctor> rich people take their money
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20:41:43 <QuestionMark> Bee u will one day
20:41:46 <invizzi> need poor people to give us a reason to achieve in life and be better than those scumbastards in fluro vests
20:42:06 <QuestionMark> just remember everything in life is important even if its not happening to you
20:42:11 <QuestionMark> cause one day it just might
20:42:16 <invizzi> my biggest mistake was not going to uni it took my until fucken 24 to realise how i fucked up
20:42:19 <Bee_Hornet> I m in dhaka, bangladesh most densiest place on earth
20:42:21 Part: ReallyBored ([email protected]) from #melbourne
20:42:22 <QuestionMark> then u might be the one askin questions
20:42:24 <Bee_Hornet> what's next?
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20:42:48 <doctor> invizzi you believe the world will end in 2012
20:43:01 <invizzi> finished vce and i have a few tafe certificates
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20:43:05 <invizzi> doctor: no i dont believe that
20:43:11 <doctor> thought you did
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20:43:15 <doctor> my mistake
20:43:18 <QuestionMark> with out the farmer the rich man in the city owning the vege shop wouldnt exsist
20:43:20 <invizzi> i beliefe the world will start to end by september or october this year :)
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20:43:35 <doctor> then theres no point getting a uni degree
20:43:35 <Bee_Hornet> i think i will end before that
20:43:47 <{orbit}> invizzi: so glad i didnt waste time going to uni for a degree
20:43:48 <doctor> cause youre not going to be able to finish it
20:43:51 <Bee_Hornet> uni will get to motivated
20:43:51 <QuestionMark> lol doctor
20:44:26 <invizzi> without a uni degree or some incredible entrepreneurial spirit you will be destined to earn minumum wage for life
20:44:27 <doctor> i reckon in 100 years the population will reach less than 1billion
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20:44:31 <QuestionMark> going to school getting uni degrees getting educated for what all the business went to china where the less educated people r
20:44:34 <Bee_Hornet> will we get hit by massive commet?
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20:44:47 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> MrM5
20:44:48 <invizzi> i didnt goto uni and i check seek for jobs and there is nothing i can do
20:44:53 <invizzi> im fucked for life
20:44:54 <Bee_Hornet> that would be fun, i wanna see the looks of them officers that had deported me
20:44:57 <{orbit}> invizzi: i dont have a degree, i earn 6 figs :/
20:44:59 <Bee_Hornet> :p
20:45:13 <BoJangles> Uni doesn�t teach you anything, nor get you employed.
20:45:16 <Bee_Hornet> my revenge
20:45:22 <BoJangles> Only ones own self motivation.
20:45:23 <invizzi> you start from somewhere
20:45:29 <{orbit}> uni isnt required for all jobs, it really depends what you're doing
20:45:32 <Bee_Hornet> I feel safe at uni
20:45:37 <QuestionMark> i understand what u mean invizzi
20:45:43 <{orbit}> but its a lot harder to get into stuff these days than it was 15 years ago
20:45:48 <invizzi> im 25 and whatever i wanna do in life ill have to start from the bottom
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20:45:53 <doctor> i want to become a sea gypsy and that doesnt require a degree
20:46:01 <QuestionMark> they help the boat people instead of trying to help u find a job or educate or even show u how to do the job
20:46:31 <invizzi> i could use my laboratory techniques certificate to work as a lab assistant but i applied for 10 jobs and nobody answered me
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20:46:54 <QuestionMark> do you know why they didnt answer your requests
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20:47:02 <doctor> they want to hire 13 year old indos for 3 chicken bones a day invizzi
20:47:07 <invizzi> all i got is 2 years exp as a warehouse manager and 3 as a supervisor and i never wanna go near a warehouse or retard again
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20:47:13 <QuestionMark> cause they have there own people workin in the office employin there own people
20:47:14 <invizzi> doctor: true
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20:47:49 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> fuck everything i say
20:47:54 <doctor> me too
20:47:56 <euro_jocks> hi!!!!!!
20:47:58 <euro_jocks> fuck me 2
20:48:01 <QuestionMark> i wanna get a gun and start a war
20:48:01 <doctor> kill a hooker and dont turn bacl
20:48:12 <QuestionMark> World War 3 would be good
20:48:15 <QuestionMark> good for the world
20:48:17 <doctor> i agree
20:48:17 Part: Sicilian`29m ([email protected]) from #melbourne
20:48:17 <euro_jocks> il tell u where to stick that gun mark
20:48:23 <invizzi> all i spend my daily energy on is working out and achieving the worlds best body ever
20:48:31 <doctor> its the only way humans will be able to go on for another 100 years
20:48:35 <QuestionMark> it will give everyone a job
20:48:38 <{orbit}> i like my job and i get paid well
20:48:41 <QuestionMark> and down size the population
20:48:48 <invizzi> world war 3 will be exciting, i hope for it too
20:48:57 <euro_jocks> invizzi i was working out too:D
20:49:00 <invizzi> dramatic war very fun
20:49:02 <BoJangles> World war 3 will involve china.
20:49:10 <doctor> orbit, i dont have a job. hungry jacks wouldnt even hire me because im too old
20:49:11 <invizzi> euro_jocks: yeah probably in some kinky way
20:49:12 <QuestionMark> yes
20:49:15 <QuestionMark> blow it up
20:49:16 <BoJangles> And we have no nukes so you can kiss our arse good bye.
20:49:36 <QuestionMark> america will save the day
20:49:38 <invizzi> ww3 between china and america is happening in africa with some bizare game of connect four going on
20:49:42 <QuestionMark> dont worry the lost most wars
20:49:48 <doctor> i want to go over to applecross where all the rich people live and i want to slaughter every single one of them
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20:50:22 <euro_jocks> i love rich people
20:50:27 <euro_jocks> and celebs
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20:50:32 <{orbit}> doctor: that blows :(
20:50:33 <Azz> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
20:50:47 <doctor> hey azz, how was the fire?
20:50:47 <Azz> now waiting for my pizza & garlic bread mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
20:50:56 <{orbit}> invizzi: i thought it was gonna be korea n america :/
20:50:58 <Azz> doctor - we are now in mulgrave
20:50:58 <euro_jocks> i wish janice dickinson was our P<
20:50:59 <euro_jocks> PM
20:51:05 <doctor> oh okay
20:51:08 <invizzi> after the africa game ends and the lunar reconisance lander crashes into the moon this October then nuclear war will begin
20:51:11 * Azz fingers DonKeYPrInCeSS's arse
20:51:18 <doctor> i saw it on the news and i thought of you burning inside
20:51:40 <invizzi> this october will be the moment when jupitor ingnites and our solar region evolves into a binary star system, nasa will reveal an alien energy generator on the dark side of the moon that will activate and power the entire planet with clean free energy wirelessly
20:51:47 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> lol Azz
20:51:51 <Azz> doctor - it happened at 8am, i didnt start till 3pm but went in there at noon for moral support. and on the way home got a kfc variety bucket to drown my sorrows lol
20:52:09 <doctor> thats the life
20:52:15 <doctor> kfc and tv
20:52:18 <QuestionMark> darth Vader will come and his trooopers and kill us all
20:52:19 <Azz> now got a pizza & garlic bread on the way
20:52:25 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> fuck
20:52:27 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> u hungry
20:52:27 <invizzi> yeah that will happen too
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20:52:38 <invizzi> world will be reduced to 500 million according to a galactic mandate
20:52:39 <Azz> DonKeYPrInCeSS - kiss me sexy
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20:52:50 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> i might cum over and eat
20:52:53 <doctor> i think so too invizzi
20:52:54 <Azz> invizzi - december 20th 2012, we will all die
20:53:02 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> i want food
20:53:02 <doctor> sigmoid curve, humans are not exempt
20:53:04 <QuestionMark> yay
20:53:06 <Azz> DonKeYPrInCeSS - lets organise to meet up and make out
20:53:14 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> lol
20:53:17 <invizzi> Azz: you player
20:53:21 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> he is
20:53:21 <BoJangles> Bah you 2012 conspiracist should kill yourself,
20:53:23 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> lol
20:53:28 <Azz> i play with my cock and balls nightly
20:53:28 <invizzi> BoJangles: yeah i agree
20:53:31 <Azz> it feels great
20:53:32 <doctor> i dont believe in 2012
20:53:32 <invizzi> 2012 is not real
20:53:33 <QuestionMark> the world will be full of shit cause when u die u take ya last bog
20:53:51 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> i want chocolate
20:53:52 <invizzi> lol
20:53:57 <doctor> i believe all humans will begin starve and starting trading in blood and guts
20:54:00 <Azz> DonKeYPrInCeSS - i want to finger ur bum hole
20:54:07 <BoJangles> When 2012 has come and gone, there will be a lot of dick hears with egg on their face.
20:54:08 <Azz> whilst i tongue fuck your tonsils
20:54:10 <QuestionMark> lol
20:54:14 <BoJangles> Heads.
20:54:17 <invizzi> doctor: lol it reminds me of this history lesson i got in world war 2
20:54:18 <bored_boi> hey all anyone care to chat?>
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20:54:37 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> lol Azz
20:54:39 <invizzi> fascists were going around to villages in italy trying to recruit for the war effort and they townspeople traded their sons for meat
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20:54:50 <doctor> lol
20:54:55 <BoJangles> Sell you kids for weed.
20:54:55 <doctor> yeah that be right
20:54:58 <QuestionMark> hahaha
20:55:05 * Bellatrix strolls in
20:55:15 <River> hi Bellatrix
20:55:17 <QuestionMark> adoped 20 kids then trade them
20:55:23 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> dont scroll too high
20:55:31 <invizzi> DonKeYPrInCeSS: gets it on
20:55:34 <Azz> DonKeYPrInCeSS - im serious. we'll by a 12 pack of beer, meet up, have 6 each and make out for a few hours
20:55:37 <doctor> refuse to adopt as it promts people to have more children
20:55:42 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> lol Azz
20:55:46 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> sounds classy
20:55:50 <RichardFeynman> I am so hungry.
20:55:55 <Azz> also have kfc variety bucket between us
20:55:58 <invizzi> id never adopt because i want to continue my superior genetic bloodline
20:56:06 <QuestionMark> same
20:56:07 <doctor> on futurama fry had a six pack of champaign
20:56:08 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> same
20:56:16 <euro_jocks> i wanna adopt
20:56:16 * stebie cuddles Bellatrix
20:56:17 <invizzi> im hungry too
20:56:23 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> fuck adopting
20:56:25 <tr1p1ea> ATTEMPT NO LANDING ON IO"ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE.
20:56:26 <invizzi> i had the worst dinner
20:56:27 <RichardFeynman> I am trying to lose weight.
20:56:29 <QuestionMark> i say the should youthinise the kids like the animals
20:56:33 <euro_jocks> a kid that is being starved of food, a roof on its head and education
20:56:33 <Azz> DonKeYPrInCeSS - so when we gunna MEET up ? i now work in mulgrave for a bit lol
20:56:37 <invizzi> tr1p1ea: 2010
20:56:38 <tr1p1ea> err
20:56:42 <BoJangles> tr1p1ea is that 2010?
20:56:43 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> lol
20:56:46 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> mulgrave
20:56:46 <River> you're all fucked up you know
20:56:49 <invizzi> THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS
20:56:49 <tr1p1ea> forgot to delete the first part
20:56:53 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> wheres that
20:56:57 <tr1p1ea> ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE.
20:56:58 <euro_jocks> lol river
20:57:02 <invizzi> yeah europa is in mulgrave
20:57:03 <invizzi> lol
20:57:18 <tr1p1ea> i said no landing ther
20:57:22 <Azz> DonKeYPrInCeSS - lol um rowville ? um scoresby ? but its only for a couple months whilst our new building is built
20:57:23 <QuestionMark> blow it up
20:57:33 <doctor> im gonna drink myself to oblivion tonight on cheap lexia
20:57:34 <invizzi> it is so obvious there is some kind of plan to ignite jupitor to form a binary star system
20:57:35 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> lol
20:57:37 <doctor> who wants to join?
20:57:42 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> thats miles away
20:57:46 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> from me
20:57:49 <BoJangles> Fruity alexia.
20:57:49 <invizzi> due to alien technology and data refering to a type 2 civilisation with free energy
20:57:53 <Azz> DonKeYPrInCeSS - we can meet up half way babes, i am serious
20:57:53 <BoJangles> Goon.
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20:58:01 <doctor> yeah, love the stuff
20:58:04 <tr1p1ea> jupiter doesnt have the conditions to remain ignited
20:58:10 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> lol
20:58:11 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> ok
20:58:13 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> cool
20:58:14 <invizzi> yeah it will run for 2 million years
20:58:15 <BoJangles> It�s not big enough to start with.
20:58:21 <Azz> dont fake ok it, i am serious fuckin
20:58:22 <MrM5> DonKeYPrInCeSS: hi
20:58:23 <QuestionMark> no one has been to space
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20:58:29 <QuestionMark> thats all bullshit
20:58:32 <euro_jocks> man everyone just types
20:58:34 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> im serious fucken
20:58:36 <invizzi> with enough deutronium to last millions of years
20:58:36 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> lol
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20:58:42 <euro_jocks> i dont even know what people r on about
20:58:43 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> hey mrM 5
20:58:51 <tr1p1ea> people have been into space
20:58:51 <Azz> lets smuggle beer into a movie and massage each other groin during the movie and drinking of this grog
20:58:53 <QuestionMark> if we had technology to go to the moon why are we still using shit mobile phones and computers
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20:58:56 <BoJangles> QuestionMark are you a conspiracy theorist.
20:59:01 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> lol
20:59:06 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> yeah sweet
20:59:09 <Azz> .
20:59:10 <doctor> most people here are drunk on anti-depressents and alcohol euro_jocks. not normally do they make sence
20:59:13 <BoJangles> Are you wearing a tinfoil hat?
20:59:15 <QuestionMark> no im a boy from the hood
20:59:15 <euro_jocks> we didnt go to the moon
20:59:18 <Bee_Hornet> unless we can escape this planet
20:59:18 <Azz> DonKeYPrInCeSS stop fucking laughing, i am serious
20:59:19 <euro_jocks> its all liess
20:59:22 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> same
20:59:29 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> u can take me to the movies
20:59:36 <Bee_Hornet> i m having my coffee
20:59:43 <Bee_Hornet> expresso
20:59:44 <Azz> man, who else has Tiger Woods 10 on nintendo wii ? its great.
20:59:49 <QuestionMark> u believe man can fly to the moon
20:59:52 <tr1p1ea> yes i have it
20:59:56 <euro_jocks> tiger woods is a homo
20:59:57 <QuestionMark> where is this space out fit
21:00:01 <Azz> DonKeYPrInCeSS but i will by the beer and we pay for our own movie ticket
21:00:02 <QuestionMark> where r they hiding this rocket
21:00:07 <invizzi> BoJangles: tinfoil hat is an antisemetic stereotype
21:00:08 <Azz> and sure yes ok i will buy popcorn
21:00:11 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> ok
21:00:15 <Bee_Hornet> Americans went to the moon, russians had fall to the gorund and died
21:00:16 <BoJangles> QuestionMark if they can�t fly to the moon, how did we get the cubic mirors there?
21:00:20 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> tight arse tuesday
21:00:22 <QuestionMark> and why have they stop flying to the moon for many years
21:00:22 <Bee_Hornet> ground
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21:00:25 <BoJangles> Cubic reflectors.
21:00:37 * MrM5 wipes DonKeYPrInCeSS off his xmas list
21:00:39 <Bee_Hornet> beckzz doll
21:00:40 <BoJangles> Money.
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21:00:48 <doctor> the moon doesnt leave much to your imagination
21:00:48 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> why?
21:00:53 <QuestionMark> dont u think the governments would try make money out of us by saying give us 10 million we will sell u a ticket to the moon for a holiday
21:00:53 <euro_jocks> lol
21:00:54 <tr1p1ea> russians led the space program until their lunar module capable rockets kept blowing up on takeoff
21:01:03 <BoJangles> QuestionMark do you actually believe the shit you type, or do you really have the education of a 1st grader.
21:01:08 <Bee_Hornet> i was regural at windy hills for evening walks
21:01:09 <invizzi> americans sent a ship to the moon but when they saw the alien base there they freaked out so the recorded fake footage of a studio landing and recorded a projecter screen of the shitty footage to downgrade it
21:01:14 <invizzi> then they deleted the original video
21:01:19 <Bee_Hornet> regular
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21:01:29 <tr1p1ea> i believe its that they 'lost' the original video
21:01:30 <euro_jocks> lmaooooooooooooo
21:01:33 <euro_jocks> invizzi
21:01:34 <tr1p1ea> which is a bit dodgy
21:01:42 <euro_jocks> lol
21:01:44 <invizzi> so diagnostically they went to the moon, they only faked the landing video
21:01:52 <BoJangles> HOW DID THEY GET THE REFLECTORS ON THE MOON< IF THEY DIDINT GO THERE.
21:01:58 <doctor> nazi commies are said to be behind the moon
21:02:02 <Bee_Hornet> I believe i can fly, I believe i can touch the sky....i think about you every day and night
21:02:10 <tr1p1ea> BoJangles: people didnt physically place them there
21:02:20 <BoJangles> Aliens did?
21:02:24 <QuestionMark> they dont fly to the moon no more
21:02:25 <euro_jocks> monkeys
21:02:27 <invizzi> yes Doctor i heard that the nazis put gold on the moon as a contingency plan if they ever lost the war
21:02:29 <Bee_Hornet> Aliens are real
21:02:30 <euro_jocks> they sent monkeys
21:02:35 <doctor> jesus did when he flew up there
21:02:39 <QuestionMark> cause we can use our telescoped and see if they land or not
21:02:39 <Bee_Hornet> we re not alone.
21:02:45 <QuestionMark> and they dont want us to c the truth
21:02:45 <euro_jocks> lol
21:03:04 <Bee_Hornet> Dream Team America.
21:03:07 <euro_jocks> you people are beautiful
21:03:10 <euro_jocks> so many opinions
21:03:14 <tr1p1ea> im not sure telescopes have that kind of resolution
21:03:19 <WiLd_TuRkeY> you make me sick
21:03:20 <invizzi> amateur astronomers can check the skies to see if there are any unscheduled rocket launches :(
21:03:21 <euro_jocks> touched my heart
21:03:28 <invizzi> i might go watch chasers
21:03:28 <invizzi> bye
21:03:29 <Bee_Hornet> touched down
21:03:31 <QuestionMark> well they should if man can fly to the moon
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21:03:34 <euro_jocks> x
21:03:35 Nick: EvilTempraSleep is now known as EvilTempBNCaway
21:03:35 <WiLd_TuRkeY> its on now invizzi
21:03:36 Part: invizzi ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:03:45 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 3
21:03:46 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 2
21:03:46 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 1
21:03:50 <Fred-Bear> mzrawr is a sweety i like her heaps
21:03:52 <Bellatrix> WiLd_TuRkeY, thanks for NOT cleaning my house
21:03:56 <Fred-Bear> bron is so jealous of her
21:03:56 <Bellatrix> I had to do it myself :/
21:03:58 <Bee_Hornet> nor they have to visit us or they can visit us
21:04:07 <tr1p1ea> space is amybe a bit dangerous
21:04:14 <tr1p1ea> if you're outside the protection of the earth
21:04:26 <QuestionMark> what would it be like being drunk and jumping on the moon
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21:04:27 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> jealousy is a curse
21:04:28 <BoJangles> http://images.google.com.au/images?hl=en&safe=off&um=1&sa=1&q=pictures+of+the+moon+landing&aq=f&oq= <-- QuestionMark you undereducated stoner.
21:04:31 <RichardFeynman> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JbieSOsMIk
21:04:35 Part: nickson ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:04:40 * stebie is the half blood prince.
21:04:53 <BoJangles> I didn�t think m much of the new harry potter.
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21:05:20 <doctor> id rather worry about not hanging myself rather than worry about the moon landing
21:05:38 <paul_banks> the word pedophile is thrown around a lot
21:05:49 <paul_banks> its too often confused with hebophile
21:05:59 <Azz> yay my pizza & garlic bread is here !
21:06:01 <tr1p1ea> BoJangles: thats because its split into 2
21:06:02 <doctor> if you like the looks of anyone under the age of 18 youre a pedo apparently
21:06:03 <Azz> thankyou pizza hut
21:06:09 <QuestionMark> never go down the same path twice
21:06:10 <paul_banks> yeh
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21:06:25 <doctor> gen x really fucked up
21:06:25 <Bee_Hornet> bilira is 56 but looks like 16
21:06:41 <tr1p1ea> theyve got some nice photos of people on the moon, but no good video which sucks
21:06:44 <Bee_Hornet> must had them magic herbs
21:06:49 <paul_banks> also if u are atracted to a skinny chick who is of legal age you get called a pedo
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21:06:53 <paul_banks> so redic.
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21:07:01 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> night
21:07:03 <BoJangles> Let�s just get this straight once and for all, if you don�t believe man has walked in the moon, you have a primary school grade education, you smoke too much weed, and your mother dropped you on your head when you were younger.. Go put on your tin foil hat.
21:07:05 * DonKeYPrInCeSS waves
21:07:10 <QuestionMark> <doctor> if you like the looks of anyone under the age of 18 youre a pedo apparently<---those mums out there saying how cute other parents babies r they better be careful
21:07:11 <DonKeYPrInCeSS> have fun kids
21:07:13 <BoJangles> In = on.
21:07:21 Part: SwEeT^GaL27 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:07:34 <euro_jocks> lmaoooo
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21:08:00 <Bee_Hornet> I m thinking of visiting alpha centuri
21:08:08 <BoJangles> 4 light years away.
21:08:12 <QuestionMark> lets get this straight if u believe usa hold the knowledge of the world then u better shoot your selves
21:08:14 <tr1p1ea> "if you believe everything you see on tv..."
21:08:17 <tr1p1ea> etc etc
21:08:18 Part: River ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:08:24 <BoJangles> Don�t visit it too closely you�ll get burnt.
21:08:26 <Bee_Hornet> http://hubblesite.org/gallery/album/galaxy/pr2003028a/1024_wallpaper/
21:08:36 <bored_boi> hey all anyone care to chat?>
21:08:37 <doctor> i was looking up at the moon before
21:08:42 <doctor> and i shed a tear
21:08:54 <Bee_Hornet> from far saturn's moon titan would be a good holiday spot
21:08:56 <BoJangles> Doctor you need to get laid, or get drunk, or both.
21:09:07 <BoJangles> You seem melancholy.
21:09:12 <QuestionMark> i looked up at the moon and i noticed a crack in it where the rockets damaged it while landing
21:09:15 <doctor> yeah i do need to but unable
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21:09:38 <tr1p1ea> funny how all those 'stars' in that picture are actually other whole galaxies
21:09:39 Quit: speedmonkey ([email protected]) Changing hosts
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21:10:02 <QuestionMark> should land on a star or capture one
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21:10:05 <Azz> * speedmonkey has quit IRC (Changing frilly undies)
21:10:05 <BoJangles> We can resolve galaxies with the naked eye, everything star you see is actually a part of the Milky Way.
21:10:14 <BoJangles> Cant.
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21:10:29 <BoJangles> oh.
21:10:33 <doctor> the galaxy is all a lie
21:10:34 <BoJangles> I didn�t see the post.
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21:10:56 <Bee_Hornet> what you know about galaxy mating?
21:11:17 <QuestionMark> lol
21:11:36 <QuestionMark> a new galaxy is produced everyday
21:11:46 <doctor> venis penis went into mars vagina
21:11:50 <BoJangles> Produced from where?
21:11:58 <Bee_Hornet> http://hubblesite.org/gallery/album/galaxy/interacting/pr2008016a/web_print/
21:12:00 <QuestionMark> i seen MIB and a believe animals carry galaxies
21:12:11 <Bee_Hornet> MIB?
21:12:16 <Bee_Hornet> rofl
21:12:18 <QuestionMark> lol
21:12:22 <doctor> men in black. what a racist movie
21:12:43 <Bee_Hornet> hence teh Ameicans
21:12:46 <euro_jockz> LMAOOOO
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21:12:59 <QuestionMark> americans make up any bullshit
21:13:06 <QuestionMark> and people believe them
21:13:07 <Miska> hi everyone :o)
21:13:13 <MrM5> hi bak
21:13:15 <doctor> who be u?
21:13:19 <tr1p1ea> http://z-e-r-o.up.seesaa.net/image/Hubble_Ultra_Deep_Field_Black_point_edit.jpg <-- no life in all of that?
21:13:24 <Azz> doctor - many penis's went into your mums, sisters, female cousins and auntys pussy & arse and mouth !
21:13:30 <Miska> Brisbane was unreal for a holiday
21:13:38 <doctor> yeah, we have a big family
21:13:39 <MrM5> nobody asked?
21:13:42 <QuestionMark> if they said eat your own shit and u be able to fly by 2012 people would
21:13:46 <doctor> good on them for exploring their sexuality
21:13:47 <Miska> definately convinced me to live there within the next couple of years
21:13:47 <Miska> :o)
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21:14:05 <Miska> i told anyway
21:14:12 <MrM5> no shit :)
21:14:16 <MrM5> lol
21:14:25 <MrM5> thanks for the update though
21:14:27 <Miska> :o)
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21:14:29 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o SuREn
21:14:35 <Miska> SuREn !
21:14:49 <SuREn> howdy
21:14:53 <doctor> SuREn when does starcraft 2 come out?
21:14:53 Part: Fun_Cheeky-Chic ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:14:55 <SuREn> whos that
21:14:55 <SuREn> :p
21:14:59 <Miska> Michy
21:15:05 <SuREn> doctor no release date yet
21:15:09 <Miska> ehem
21:15:09 <doctor> damn
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21:15:12 <doctor> they take their time
21:15:16 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@26529762.farted.org
21:15:18 <QuestionMark> can u download it
21:15:19 <SuREn> yeah
21:15:23 <MrM5> hmm the koreans will go nuts over Starcraft 2
21:15:24 <SuREn> most likely november
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21:15:29 <SuREn> michy who?
21:15:37 <minus9> hi Miss^Lozza
21:15:55 <Pieter> Im Seeeeeeeexy
21:15:56 <Pieter> :)
21:16:03 * MrM5 spits
21:16:10 <minus9> are you Pieter? do you really have a mirror at home
21:16:24 <Bellatrix> hahaha
21:16:25 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v Miska
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21:16:59 <Miska> :o)
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21:18:46 <ActionJackson> HOOOOOOOOOOOooooo00oooooOOOooooooook me up
21:18:46 <Miska> i need opinions, for the next country to visit !
21:18:59 <MrM5> bulgaria
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21:19:17 <Azz> England
21:19:23 <QuestionMark> u should visit ice land
21:19:24 <MrM5> Tasmania!!!!
21:19:26 <Azz> soccer is about to start in the new season
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21:19:36 <Miska> hmm boring
21:19:53 <MrM5> actually go to Iran, that'll be fun
21:19:54 <QuestionMark> maybe u should visit a 3rd world country
21:20:01 Part: Sxymelbguy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:20:05 <Miska> maybe the world :)
21:20:11 <QuestionMark> :P
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21:20:41 <Miska> or working overseas
21:20:47 <QuestionMark> im gonna go to canada and watch the ice hockey
21:20:51 <Miska> canada offer work within a ski resort for 6-12months
21:21:02 <MrM5> wat kind of skying is it? :D
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21:21:09 <SuREn> how is their dollar compared to ours?
21:21:12 <Miska> im going to canada for the ice hockey games March 2010
21:21:16 <QuestionMark> much better
21:21:18 <QuestionMark> almost double
21:21:24 <MrM5> their dollar is about the same as ours
21:21:36 <QuestionMark> but remmeber what u earn over there u spend over there
21:21:44 <QuestionMark> so by the time u come back u be where u started
21:21:46 <BoJangles> http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=aud+to+cad&meta=
21:21:51 <BoJangles> 1 Australian dollar = 0.890790245 Canadian dollars.
21:22:05 <SuREn> mm so not far off the us dollar
21:22:15 <Azz> Miska - you haven't heard ?
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21:22:24 <Miska> no?
21:22:34 <Miska> SuREn lets go to canada together please? :)
21:22:37 <SuREn> ok done
21:22:38 <SuREn> :p
21:22:38 <Azz> next season has been called off in protest of a wage dispute
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21:22:46 * zoes ponders about something
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21:23:01 <Miska> really? hmm
21:23:17 <Azz> yes, im surprised u didn't hear bout, on the news everywhere
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21:23:36 <QuestionMark> dont believe the news
21:23:39 <Miska> i dont drive a car, i dont listen to the radio much
21:23:42 <Miska> i have a new puppy, keeps me pretty occupied
21:23:50 <QuestionMark> what the write up in the newspapers can be also lies
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21:24:07 <Azz> u dont drive ? so u get a sucker of a guy to date who drives u everywhere ?
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21:24:29 <Miska> nope, just unfortunately relying on public transport to get to work
21:24:36 <RichardFeynman> Are you poor?
21:24:48 <euro_jocks> i love pt
21:24:49 <Miska> haha no :)
21:24:50 <QuestionMark> im poor im a slave in australia
21:25:01 <Miska> i dislike public transport
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21:25:09 <QuestionMark> they feed me on street scrapes
21:25:16 <euro_jocks> i love it, its so exciting
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21:25:22 <red`fever> i still rely on one of these to get to work....
21:25:23 <red`fever> http://idd-mallarme.scola.ac-paris.fr/siteiddg4/cyclisme/images/draisienne1818.jpg
21:25:35 <MrM5> connex rocks.
21:25:40 <red`fever> it keeps me fit
21:25:41 <euro_jocks> lmaoo
21:25:47 <euro_jocks> connex is a homo
21:26:00 <QuestionMark> i like public transport u get to ride with strangers and read other peoples news papers dont even have to buy one
21:26:06 <Miska> The Hills grr
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21:26:33 <Geek-Girl> I really love public transport when people start urinating on the train seats.
21:26:40 <MrM5> lol
21:26:44 <MrM5> too much info.
21:26:49 <QuestionMark> u ever seen it done
21:27:05 * zoes going to movies soon again :)
21:27:06 <Miska> shouldnt you kids be in bed?
21:27:13 <QuestionMark> u can just imagine what u r sitting on
21:27:20 <Azz> zoes how old r u ?
21:27:30 <euro_jocks> omg
21:27:32 <euro_jocks> i have uni tomorrow
21:27:33 <euro_jocks> ah
21:27:35 <euro_jocks> i so cbf
21:27:46 <euro_jocks> going to bed in 30 mins!
21:27:50 <QuestionMark> uni another what hours taken up in yA DAY
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21:27:58 <QuestionMark> should be streeful
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21:28:05 <Miska> euro_jocks what are you studying?
21:28:14 <red`fever> fashion
21:28:16 <QuestionMark> studying on how to be wealthy
21:28:22 <Azz> homosexualism
21:28:26 <euro_jocks> microbiological vet science
21:28:27 <euro_jocks> nah
21:28:30 <Miska> hm
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21:28:39 <QuestionMark> another scientist
21:28:45 <euro_jocks> fuk ye
21:28:48 <Miska> there used to be decent people to chat to online
21:28:50 <red`fever> lolLOLLLLLLLLLL
21:28:53 <Azz> why try to make it sound more intellectual ? just say to be a vet
21:28:54 <QuestionMark> to many chiefs not enough indians
21:29:06 <Azz> Miska - im still here !
21:29:12 <Miska> :)
21:29:19 <euro_jocks> azz because
21:29:23 <euro_jocks> u dumb arse
21:29:25 <euro_jocks> its not vet
21:29:28 <Miska> so thankful for that azz
21:29:41 <QuestionMark> <+Miska> there used to be decent people to chat to online<-----whats decent
21:29:43 <euro_jocks> its working with microorganisms that have infected animals
21:29:47 <Azz> Miska but ur a noob from 3 weeks ago
21:29:50 Nick: Alz25 is now known as AverageAlz
21:29:54 <QuestionMark> so u r decent and the rest of the world is not
21:29:56 <QuestionMark> strange
21:30:04 <Miska> correct
21:30:05 <Miska> haha
21:30:15 <Azz> so what u said before is eliminated
21:30:19 <Azz> but do u have a pic ?
21:30:21 <QuestionMark> the world is dumb and i am the smart one
21:30:23 <QuestionMark> :)
21:30:32 <Miska> yes why?
21:30:39 Part: Bass`Babe85 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:30:40 <Azz> msn ?
21:30:45 <Miska> pass
21:30:48 <euro_jocks> LOL
21:30:49 <euro_jocks> FAIL
21:31:14 <QuestionMark> with in delt choose C
21:31:20 <Azz> so u have it but unwilling to hand over ur email lol
21:31:56 <Miska> correct
21:32:00 <sNakeMonsta> i thought i was the only smart one... there's others like me? i am no longer alone??
21:32:00 <QuestionMark> people are very much affraid even to hand out an email address in which can be forged or changed at any time
21:32:35 <euro_jocks> snakemonsta
21:32:39 <euro_jocks> what r u studying
21:32:43 <Mira> im smart for one week everymonth.
21:32:48 <paul_banks> what hapened2 all the trolls that used to chat here @ 4am
21:33:05 Join: Davidoff_M ([email protected]) to #melbourne
21:33:11 <QuestionMark> they r under bridge
21:33:12 <RichardFeynman> I am so hungry. :(
21:33:12 <euro_jocks> natural selection
21:33:14 <euro_jocks> drugs etc
21:33:20 <euro_jocks> killed em all off
21:33:29 <euro_jocks> anyone on here at 4am is bound to have issues
21:33:34 <euro_jocks> also no job/life etc
21:33:35 <paul_banks> :(
21:33:52 <RichardFeynman> I think that anyone who uses IRC has more issues than the average person on ACA.
21:33:54 Part: missdizzy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:34:03 <euro_jocks> lol ACA
21:34:05 <Miska> i dont have issues
21:34:13 <euro_jocks> mirc is so 1998
21:34:14 <Miska> i just like talking to different people
21:34:17 <QuestionMark> anyone to know who is on here at 4am must be jobless or lifeless
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21:34:27 <BoJangles> Irc owns facebook.
21:34:29 <paul_banks> WELL YOUR A FAGGOT
21:34:33 <Mira> cant they be working shift ?
21:34:33 <paul_banks> HOW ABOUT THAT
21:34:37 Join: SwEeT^GaL27 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
21:34:39 Part: Nessa ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:34:41 <RichardFeynman> "You're a faggot."
21:34:50 Join: sh0osh` ([email protected]) to #melbourne
21:34:50 <QuestionMark> Mira u must go to uni with an answer like that
21:34:50 <euro_jocks> lol
21:34:52 <QuestionMark> wow
21:35:07 <RichardFeynman> I want to eat
21:35:09 <paul_banks> ID RATHER HAVE NO LIFE THAN BE GAY
21:35:10 Part: Davidoff_M ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:35:16 <euro_jocks> im gay
21:35:22 <euro_jocks> and i bet i have a better life than u
21:35:27 <RichardFeynman> You're gay AND you have dandruff, paul_banks.
21:35:28 <paul_banks> UNLIKELY MATE
21:35:28 <QuestionMark> Gay Time ice creams make u gay
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21:35:37 <euro_jocks> lmao dandruff
21:35:41 <invizzi> that chaser show had trippy special effects
21:35:44 <euro_jocks> lol paul ur fucked
21:35:45 <invizzi> i am impressed
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21:35:56 Part: BoJangles ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:35:57 <paul_banks> i dont have dandruf
21:35:57 <Mira> QM irc at any hour is normal, its fun, and the variety of people is entertaining
21:36:06 <QuestionMark> lol
21:36:10 <invizzi> what is QM?
21:36:17 Join: Jonno1 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
21:36:19 <Mira> a bad wrod
21:36:22 <QuestionMark> <--QM
21:36:25 <invizzi> there is one op on irc who i dont like at all
21:36:33 <invizzi> in fact whenever he is on i feel like logging out
21:36:33 Part: jonno ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:36:35 Nick: Jonno1 is now known as jonno
21:36:37 <QuestionMark> MIra i agree its funny
21:36:38 Part: D-Yoshii ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:36:47 Nick: angelica is now known as piglet
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21:37:13 <QuestionMark> IRC wont save ya sole so before IRC might get the better of u
21:37:14 <Azz> <QuestionMark> <--QM = Queer Male
21:37:19 <Miska> hmm
21:37:23 <invizzi> haha queer male
21:37:25 <Miska> QuestionMark is your name Mark?
21:37:29 <euro_jocks> LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
21:37:33 <euro_jocks> MIRA did u call me qm
21:37:35 Part: bron ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:37:39 <euro_jocks> coz i didnt know what that was either
21:37:47 <QuestionMark> <0----yes nothing like a ?
21:37:57 <euro_jocks> oh was that qm
21:37:59 <euro_jocks> for mark
21:38:06 <euro_jocks> lol um confused
21:38:10 <QuestionMark> lol
21:38:11 <Quincy> did someone insult bron?
21:38:16 <QuestionMark> its all propaganda
21:38:22 <euro_jocks> brons always insulted
21:38:26 <euro_jocks> its bron ffs
21:38:28 <invizzi> who is brom?
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21:38:36 <euro_jocks> * bron ([email protected]) has left #melbourne
21:38:41 <QuestionMark> lock your dog up in a cage
21:38:47 Join: Chipndal ([email protected]) to #melbourne
21:38:51 Part: Zante ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:38:56 <paul_banks> what size bra does bron wear
21:39:02 <QuestionMark> 4d
21:39:04 <Quincy> b
21:39:04 <invizzi> i have never seen bron before, yet everyone talks about her
21:39:05 <euro_jocks> lmao
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21:39:12 <euro_jocks> i know
21:39:25 <euro_jocks> shes probably some randm freak from carlton
21:39:30 <paul_banks> ive seen her
21:39:35 <paul_banks> shes really pretty
21:39:35 <QuestionMark> bron never spoke on here
21:39:35 Part: Ms-Brunette ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:39:40 Part: Austin316 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:39:43 <QuestionMark> yet someone insulted them
21:39:44 <QuestionMark> strange
21:39:50 <paul_banks> umm
21:39:56 <paul_banks> she doesnt have to speak shes famous here
21:40:01 <euro_jocks> yeh
21:40:04 <euro_jocks> she does
21:40:07 <QuestionMark> chanops baby
21:40:07 <euro_jocks> she was chatting the other night
21:40:16 <paul_banks> shes the lindsay lohan of IRC
21:40:26 <invizzi> i been on irc for like 20 years and never seen her ever
21:40:27 Nick: pr0nstar is now known as BoJangles
21:40:31 <QuestionMark> lindsay lohans a dope head
21:40:36 <euro_jocks> invizzi
21:40:40 <QuestionMark> is that what u refurring to
21:40:40 <euro_jocks> r u like 40 yrs old?
21:40:42 <Mira> i dont like her, shes too popular
21:40:43 <paul_banks> invizzi do u mean pics
21:40:48 <QuestionMark> i am 54
21:40:48 <invizzi> both
21:40:52 <euro_jocks> WOW
21:40:53 <paul_banks> do u wanna see her
21:40:53 <euro_jocks> r u
21:40:54 <euro_jocks> lol
21:40:55 <invizzi> yes
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21:40:57 <euro_jocks> i am like 20
21:40:57 <invizzi> i wanna see her
21:41:00 <paul_banks> ill try find her pics
21:41:05 <paul_banks> hold on a sec
21:41:06 <invizzi> euro_jocks: are you a twink?
21:41:10 <BoJangles> Lindsay lohan maybe a dope head at least she isn�t stupid enough to think the moon landings were a conspiracy.
21:41:11 <QuestionMark> lol
21:41:12 <euro_jocks> ye
21:41:13 <euro_jocks> i am
21:41:17 <invizzi> i am a bear
21:41:20 <invizzi> lol
21:41:21 <euro_jocks> hot
21:41:23 <euro_jocks> bears r sexy
21:41:24 <euro_jocks> lol
21:41:27 <euro_jocks> nah im a jock
21:41:28 <ActionJackson> the moon landings were a conspiracy.
21:41:31 <invizzi> what other ones are there?
21:41:33 <QuestionMark> thats cause she believe americas propaganda
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21:41:35 <paul_banks> wtf u do realise BEAR is gay slang rite?
21:41:39 <ActionJackson> the shadows in the pictures don't line up
21:41:45 <ActionJackson> and why is the flag waving?
21:41:46 <euro_jocks> yeh no shit paul
21:41:49 <ActionJackson> if it's in space?
21:41:50 <paul_banks> ok
21:41:53 <ActionJackson> is there space wind?
21:41:53 <paul_banks> just checking
21:41:57 <ActionJackson> that's crazy
21:41:59 <euro_jocks> actionjackson
21:42:01 <QuestionMark> i take it u believe santa is real
21:42:02 <sNakeMonsta> BoJangles, when you say "moon landings conspiracy" what do you mean?
21:42:06 <BoJangles> ActionJackson how did we get reflectors on the moon?
21:42:08 <invizzi> BoJangles: until they fly everyone to the moon to see the evidence for themselves then it is their pejorative to believe or not
21:42:11 <euro_jocks> it waves regardless even if there is no gravity
21:42:12 <paul_banks> theres a facebook group
21:42:12 <paul_banks> #virgins on Austnet
21:42:13 <ActionJackson> QuestionMark well he's based on a real person.
21:42:22 <euro_jocks> and shadow dont have to match up
21:42:25 * zoes loves looking at teh stars
21:42:29 <euro_jocks> even if there is only one light source
21:42:30 <Mira> apparently a man never was on the moon, it was a doris day
21:42:40 <invizzi> i saw an ad on late night tv that listen all these differnt kinds of gay people
21:42:42 <ActionJackson> they have probably been to the moon since, but at the time it was faked.
21:42:47 <euro_jocks> i watched mythbusters the other day
21:42:51 <ActionJackson> because of the cold war
21:42:55 <invizzi> bear, twink, daddy, elephant
21:43:02 <invizzi> what others are there?
21:43:05 <ActionJackson> mythbusters is stupid.
21:43:07 <euro_jocks> lol @ elephant
21:43:14 <QuestionMark> if u start a project they should of continued it
21:43:17 <euro_jocks> hey they bust the stupid myth ok
21:43:23 <ActionJackson> QuestionMark: 'should have'
21:43:36 <QuestionMark> cause it was all a lie
21:43:38 <sNakeMonsta> how much money did they raise in order to put ppl on the moon?
21:43:44 <QuestionMark> and they expected if they continued on the lie
21:43:46 <invizzi> mythbusters should change their name to hope destroyers because they dont bust myths by proving their are true but they prove everything CANT happen and that is just sad
21:43:52 <ActionJackson> They didn't walk on the moon at all, it was a lie
21:43:54 <QuestionMark> someday people would work it out
21:44:01 <QuestionMark> and blow up america them selves
21:44:06 Part: Chipndal ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:44:07 <euro_jocks> omg whatever
21:44:14 <euro_jocks> who cares, the man is about to die anyway
21:44:18 <invizzi> sNakeMonsta: thats why space travel costs 10% of america gdp because they had to bribe everyone to keep quiet
21:44:19 <ActionJackson> why is the flag waving? is there space wind?
21:44:22 <QuestionMark> america hides behind government conspiracies
21:44:22 <euro_jocks> live and let live
21:44:28 <euro_jocks> actionjackson
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21:44:35 <euro_jocks> it was the way they were putting the flag in
21:44:43 <ActionJackson> euro_jocks: don't be stupid
21:44:44 Part: EMXMELB ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:44:44 <euro_jocks> the flag will wave more on the moon than on earth
21:44:45 <sNakeMonsta> why did the manned moon landings stop?
21:44:47 <euro_jocks> its not about the wind
21:44:50 <ActionJackson> that sounds ridiculous
21:44:52 <euro_jocks> whatever, go watch it on youtube
21:44:56 <ActionJackson> link?
21:45:00 Nick: demon` is now known as demon`sleep
21:45:00 <euro_jocks> i watched it on mythbusters
21:45:02 <euro_jocks> i told you
21:45:07 <euro_jocks> they tested it out at nasa
21:45:08 Part: VS-exChaSer ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:45:10 <ActionJackson> lol mythbusters is retarded.
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21:45:15 <euro_jocks> well
21:45:18 <invizzi> mythbusters are just part of the establishment, its their job to keep the status quo
21:45:20 <euro_jocks> theyve done more than u
21:45:21 <QuestionMark> how come when u look through your telescope you cant see the flag
21:45:27 <euro_jocks> ur on irc trying to convince me that its fake
21:45:28 <QuestionMark> did it fly away
21:45:33 <ActionJackson> mythbusters aren't even smart, they just want ratings.
21:45:45 <ActionJackson> it was faked.
21:45:52 <BoJangles> Moon landings stopped because after landing there what 6 times, the public lost appreciation and it was expensive so they decided to other things like Hubble, Soho, and Kepler.
21:45:54 <ActionJackson> all the evidence is there.
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21:46:07 Part: LaceyWife ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:46:11 <invizzi> how come nasa just launched a lunar reconnisaince satalite to map the moon and the only photos they showed of the moon landing evidence was low res 750 by 750 pixel CRAP that you couldnt see anything
21:46:19 <invizzi> BoJangles: lies
21:46:26 <QuestionMark> ok lets just say we landed on the moon when can i fly to the moon'
21:46:29 * zoes can talk like donnald duck and has been for a while :)
21:46:31 <QuestionMark> i wanna visit ET
21:46:35 <sNakeMonsta> BoJangles why did they stop after 6 and not 7? or at 5? the public only lost appreciation after 6?
21:46:44 <BoJangles> http://www.clavius.org/ <-- for all you weak minded individuals read the site.
21:46:50 <ActionJackson> you can't 'fly' to the moon, you can't fly in space QuestionMark you dummy.
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21:46:53 <euro_jocks> man who cares
21:46:54 <QuestionMark> i believe that the lockNES montster is real
21:46:55 <euro_jocks> really
21:47:00 <QuestionMark> i seen it with my own eyes
21:47:01 <euro_jocks> who honestly gives a shit
21:47:18 <QuestionMark> it was all out contrast but i believe the LOXNESS is real
21:47:32 <euro_jocks> QM now ur being a retard
21:47:33 <QuestionMark> i might visit it and open a zoo and breed more
21:47:33 <Mira> i read somewhere, that is money and technology for the spac emissions was taken away from computer development wed be on mars by now
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21:47:45 <BoJangles> sNakeMonsta whats your point its a conspiracy why?
21:47:48 <QuestionMark> its just like the moon conspiracy
21:47:50 <sNakeMonsta> i don't suppose you moon landings conspiracists will believe me when i tell you i've been to the moon... but i hope those who do believe man has been to the moon will keep an open mind.
21:47:53 <invizzi> jet propulsion cannot happen in the vacuum of space. it is one of the single biggest lies of all time
21:47:57 <BoJangles> I can�t believe how dumb you pro conspiracy guys are.
21:48:11 <Silver_Python> lol
21:48:15 <BoJangles> I swear the internet is making a subset of the human population actually dumber.
21:48:16 <QuestionMark> i believe u can spend us dollars on the moon
21:48:16 <Silver_Python> they need something to believe in
21:48:20 <RichardFeynman> ybdumb
21:48:31 <Silver_Python> ive met one of the apollo astronauts
21:48:36 <Silver_Python> nice guy too
21:48:38 <QuestionMark> i know that alien fly only over american soil
21:48:45 <euro_jocks> LMAO
21:48:46 <QuestionMark> most sighting r in america
21:48:46 <invizzi> what i dont believe is why some people are so obsessed and dogmatic that they cannot just accept if people choose to believe the moon landing was faked
21:48:46 <euro_jocks> SILVER
21:48:48 <invizzi> whats it matter?
21:48:52 Part: chris_ ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:48:53 <Silver_Python> euro_jocks?
21:48:56 <QuestionMark> the want america for landing on the moon
21:48:58 <Silver_Python> im serious
21:49:05 <euro_jocks> oh r u
21:49:07 <euro_jocks> lol
21:49:07 <QuestionMark> the alien r head hunting america now
21:49:09 <euro_jocks> thats cute
21:49:09 <euro_jocks> =]
21:49:12 <Silver_Python> lol
21:49:12 <ActionJackson> Silver_Python: don't lie.
21:49:19 <euro_jocks> actionjackson
21:49:23 <Silver_Python> dr harrison schmidt (spelling?)
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21:49:24 <euro_jocks> u have something against everybodyu
21:49:27 <Mira> the aliens are on irc
21:49:30 <Silver_Python> last man on the moon
21:49:35 <BoJangles> Invizzi it�s because people who believe in conspiracies like that actually need educating, they are a disgrace to the human race.
21:49:35 <euro_jocks> lmao mira
21:49:38 <invizzi> i probably believe in the moon landing but id rather believe it is fake just to piss off all the guys like BoJangles
21:49:40 <ActionJackson> no i just think the moon landing was faked.
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21:49:42 <invizzi> bullshit
21:50:01 <euro_jocks> maybe mr satisfaction
21:50:02 <QuestionMark> BoJangles please educate me
21:50:04 <invizzi> whats there to educate? until you see for yourself, it can easily have been faked and thats the end of it
21:50:04 <euro_jocks> could tell us
21:50:12 <BoJangles> http://www.clavius.org/ <-- education please read the site.
21:50:12 <QuestionMark> why do all aliens fly over american soil
21:50:13 <ActionJackson> how can a flag wave in space? that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard.
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21:50:19 <sNakeMonsta> man has been to the moon and i also believe that children were thrown overboard.
21:50:22 <euro_jocks> actionjackson
21:50:22 <Mira> how could it be faked? the technology to send a rocket to the moon was there, it was documented in history books.. why would it be fake
21:50:25 <euro_jocks> do u not understand
21:50:26 <invizzi> it is more likely to have been faked than not, history goes against it having really happened
21:50:31 <euro_jocks> the way it was placed
21:50:39 Part: mmm_something ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:50:40 <BoJangles> ActionJackson please show me a movie of the flag waving.
21:50:45 <invizzi> if it happened then it should have happened again and again
21:50:51 <QuestionMark> tell me why aliens started flying over american soil when they found away to fly to the moon and no before
21:50:51 <ActionJackson> it was faked to beat the russians.
21:50:57 <invizzi> they would have build communities on the moon and mars by now
21:50:58 <Silver_Python> lol
21:51:00 <euro_jocks> ok whatever
21:51:00 <euro_jocks> im over it
21:51:01 <Silver_Python> it wasnt faked
21:51:08 <sNakeMonsta> mira: it need not have been faked, but had something gone horribly wrong then it would have been a disaster. better to have a backup plan, in case it didn't work.
21:51:18 <invizzi> sNakeMonsta: thats right
21:51:23 <RichardFeynman> No, it doesn't seem right to take information given at close range, for the gag, and the bind, and the ammunition round.
21:51:26 <ActionJackson> a 'fake' back up plan
21:51:33 <QuestionMark> Mira what country wrote the history book
21:51:45 <Mira> the one controlling the media
21:52:02 Part: Mr_SATISFACTION ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:52:02 <RichardFeynman> IRC is the best place for conspiracy.
21:52:04 <BoJangles> http://astroprofspage.com/archives/162 <== especially for ActionJackson.
21:52:09 <BoJangles> There is your flag waving.
21:52:17 Part: Nlck ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:52:24 <QuestionMark> where is the flag now
21:52:26 <QuestionMark> ?
21:52:26 Part: drfeelgood ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:52:29 <invizzi> they didnt have the technology to relay the moon landing from satellite and across the continents so they faked the landing in a studio just for the tv audiences. thats why the original footage was filmed off a projector screen because it was a backup plan
21:52:33 <RichardFeynman> Where is your Messiah now?
21:52:39 <QuestionMark> why cant u c the flag when lookin for your telescope
21:52:39 <BoJangles> It�s still on the moon dick head.
21:52:45 <QuestionMark> show me
21:52:51 <QuestionMark> lets go out and look for it
21:53:11 <sNakeMonsta> truth is, i have been to the moon and all you moon conspiracists will poke holes in my story anyway. at least those who believe man went to the moon will have an open mind about my claims.
21:53:11 <BoJangles> Because it only takes an idiot to work out the smallest resolvable object by any telescope is magnitudes lager than what he flag or Lander is.
21:53:12 <Silver_Python> QuestionMark, why can they bounce lasers off the moon?
21:53:16 <RichardFeynman> You have a telescope? You're a homo.
21:53:17 <invizzi> technicial reason like the flag waving are irrelevant
21:53:22 <QuestionMark> i think i cant see it cause they landed on the part where we cant see it from earth
21:53:26 <QuestionMark> that be right dam
21:53:51 Part: Jef[g0rn] ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:53:52 <euro_jocks> snakemonsta if u went to the moon, u wouldnt be on irc bragging
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21:54:04 <invizzi> sNakeMonsta: when did you go?
21:54:06 <sNakeMonsta> euro_jocks: i'm not bragging
21:54:15 <euro_jocks> shutup and write a book about it
21:54:24 <Primeival> lol
21:54:35 <Hal9000> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USgds2Ruc8U
21:54:38 <invizzi> we need someone better than buzz aldrin, that guy is a senile wanker and nobody likes him
21:54:38 <sNakeMonsta> would you buy the book if i did?
21:54:42 <QuestionMark> if it was true a rich man by now would of funded the government to fly them to the moon
21:54:45 * Primeival love euros
21:54:48 <euro_jocks> sure
21:54:55 <Primeival> lol
21:55:04 <QuestionMark> what happened to our flying cars
21:55:07 <sNakeMonsta> would you be so kind as to pre-order the book?
21:55:17 <euro_jocks> we can have flying cars we choose not to
21:55:19 <QuestionMark> why is technology so far behind
21:55:24 <QuestionMark> cash problems
21:55:24 <euro_jocks> its not far behind
21:55:27 Part: jonno ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:55:27 <invizzi> exactly if space exploration since the moon landing wasn't under the cloak of some gigantic cover up then obviously we would have bases on the moon and mars by now
21:55:28 * Azz perves on Miska
21:55:29 <QuestionMark> cant fund it
21:55:29 <Hal9000> cos australia is a backwater
21:55:37 <Miska> haha
21:55:45 <Miska> please dont pass my photo around :)
21:55:54 <Azz> Miska - of course I wont babes
21:56:18 <QuestionMark> fly her photo to the moon
21:56:21 <invizzi> why has jet propulsion not advanced since then? because if they had released new technologies then no missile defence system would work and there will be no world peace because nobody could stop anyones bombs
21:56:22 <sNakeMonsta> so, who here thinks 9/11 was also staged? given the discussion here, i'm thinkin it's 50/50.
21:56:27 <QuestionMark> in the future they will think shes god
21:56:30 * Azz snuggles up with you
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21:56:38 <Bee_Hornet> it's fucken rainging all day
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21:56:56 <sNakeMonsta> didn't james bond go to the moon?
21:56:56 <zoes> hello again Bee_Hornet
21:56:57 <Bee_Hornet> my cock is itchy
21:56:58 <QuestionMark> if america was so smart and went to the moon
21:57:05 <Bee_Hornet> hi zoes bee
21:57:09 <QuestionMark> i would produce a nuclear base in the moon
21:57:17 <zoes> i feel like i wanna go to bed early
21:57:18 <Mira> and then what ?
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21:57:26 <QuestionMark> and when the world wants to fight strike em from the moon
21:57:27 * Bee_Hornet glares upto zoes
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21:57:32 <QuestionMark> they never know what hit em
21:57:36 <euro_jocks> lol
21:57:43 <QuestionMark> then cover it up and say shit the moon is attackin us
21:57:51 <Azz> lol woops
21:57:56 <invizzi> its obvious
21:57:57 * Azz snuggles up with Miska
21:58:00 Part: {NaVi} ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:58:04 <spilly> Hi
21:58:10 <Mira> didnt they do that already?
21:58:16 <Mira> wasnt it called twin towers
21:58:17 <Miska> cute
21:58:21 <invizzi> battle of l a city?
21:58:42 <QuestionMark> <sNakeMonsta> so, who here thinks 9/11 was also staged? given the discussion here, i'm thinkin it's 50/50.<--when it first happened they caught 2 americans after the first news viewing they didnt mention the 2 americans agains
21:58:45 <Bee_Hornet> nice chatting with you
21:58:55 <Quincy> it was the jews
21:58:57 <euro_jocks> lol
21:58:58 <euro_jocks> now were gnna start on the twin towers
21:59:06 <euro_jocks> and if it was the jews, americans, or really the arabs
21:59:11 <Hal9000> you been watching too much Alex Jones doco's
21:59:19 <spilly> Alex Jones!
21:59:22 <Bee_Hornet> it was the homeless hobos
21:59:22 <invizzi> 9/11 is a great shame of americas but its over now. they learnt that they can get a world government from using a black face than phony terror attacks
21:59:39 Part: Melbournity ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:59:39 Part: cHoPNu ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:59:53 <QuestionMark> america wired up the buildings and let bin laden go
22:00:04 <BoJangles> people who believe in conspiracies like 911 and the moon have low iq's we feel sorry for you, it�s not your own fault, it�s just you were standing behind the door when brains got handed out, you goofed off in class, whatever you are just stupid.
22:00:05 <MrM5> ur all full of shit
22:00:11 <euro_jocks> americas fucked
22:00:15 <euro_jocks> australias not far behind
22:00:17 <QuestionMark> they speak of flying to the moon and being able to track nuclear weapons in the sky yet they cant find bin laden
22:00:20 Join: Scramble ([email protected]) to #melbourne
22:00:28 <QuestionMark> yet if u were to do the same thing they will track u within hours
22:00:29 <euro_jocks> lol QM
22:00:31 <invizzi> BoJangles: not really, majority of people with low iqs never question anything
22:00:35 <Bee_Hornet> ahahah
22:00:48 <Mira> i think it wasnt staged, but CIA knew something big was going to happen, from the middle east,and the us govt. ignored it so they coudl retaliate and control the oils fields
22:00:51 <invizzi> 911 was obviously an inside job
22:00:59 <Bee_Hornet> more honest you are more you cope it up the bum
22:01:02 <Quincy> jews
22:01:02 * spilly lets a notch out of his belt.
22:01:03 <QuestionMark> BoJangles the problem is we have greater IQ's cause we think beyond what others tell us
22:01:04 <spilly> Ahhhhhhhhh
22:01:04 <invizzi> 911 started all their plans
22:01:06 Part: melbournedad ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:01:07 <Azz> invizzi ur mums an inside job
22:01:11 <BoJangles> It�s ok to question things, but it�s a truly low IQ for people to ignore falsifiable and imperical evidence.
22:01:12 <QuestionMark> and thats what america hates
22:01:13 <Bee_Hornet> i've learnt a lession
22:01:18 <euro_jocks> LMAOOOOO
22:01:22 <Bellatrix> spilly!!!
22:01:35 <spilly> Hey Bellatrix! ! !
22:01:38 <invizzi> BoJangles: there is more evidence that 9/11 was an inside job than NOT
22:01:38 Join: tiler ([email protected]) to #melbourne
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22:01:46 <Quincy> thermite paint
22:01:47 <spilly> I am full... to much pasta
22:01:48 Join: PrEpPiE ([email protected]) to #melbourne
22:01:50 <QuestionMark> how did bin laden get away
22:01:51 <Quincy> jews made it
22:01:52 <invizzi> in fact the only conspiracy THEORY is that arabs from caves hijacked planes with box cutters
22:01:53 <BoJangles> As I said it�s ok to question things, it�s a sign of a village that ignore evidence.
22:01:54 <QuestionMark> america let him go
22:01:56 <Azz> invizzi - i've been inside ur mum many times
22:01:58 <Scramble> what's the evidence that 9/11 was an inside job?
22:01:58 Part: bi-james ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:02:06 <BoJangles> Village idiot.
22:02:06 <QuestionMark> cause that was a reason to blow everyone up
22:02:16 <Hal9000> #melbourne is too intellectual for me
22:02:22 <Quincy> no jews turned up for work in the 911 buildings
22:02:22 <QuestionMark> if u remmeber the first News update
22:02:26 <Bee_Hornet> wish it did make sense
22:02:27 <euro_jocks> badddd
22:02:27 Join: Jonno1 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
22:02:27 <Quincy> when the planes attacked
22:02:29 <euro_jocks> lol
22:02:29 <QuestionMark> they mentions 2 americans
22:02:33 Part: Jonno1 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:02:34 Quit: SuREn ([email protected]) Quit: Do you do dowgy?
22:02:43 <Mira> maybe it was a false arrest and they let them go
22:02:43 Quit: Miska ([email protected]) Quit:
22:02:45 <BoJangles> QuestionMark please provide links.
22:02:46 <invizzi> why would terrorists blow up a building in the first place? it achieves nothing but gives their supposed enemies a pretext to commit their own agendas
22:02:46 Join: jonno ([email protected]) to #melbourne
22:02:48 <Azz> QuestionMark I fucked ur mum with 2 americans
22:02:50 <BoJangles> To your stupidity.
22:02:53 <QuestionMark> why didnt they mentions 2 americans were involved in 9/11 again
22:02:53 Part: Hal9000 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:02:54 <doctor> the twin towers never fell
22:02:54 Join: chris_ ([email protected]) to #melbourne
22:03:08 <Aardvark> The WTC never existed
22:03:10 <Quincy> the twin towers were destroyed by jews
22:03:11 <Aardvark> The whole thing was a hoax
22:03:13 <Scramble> Hey guys, this happened 8 years ago
22:03:13 <QuestionMark> i went to america last week
22:03:17 <Quincy> with explosive thermite paint
22:03:18 <euro_jocks> LMAOOOOOO wtf
22:03:18 <QuestionMark> i seen the twin towers
22:03:19 <Aardvark> Filmed in the same set they used to fake the moonlanding
22:03:24 <BoJangles> Invizzi your posts are getting dumber by the second, terrorists dont liek to blow things up now?
22:03:27 <invizzi> Scramble: yeah its part of another era now
22:03:41 <BoJangles> I guess you guys still think the world is flat.
22:03:44 Part: vj29 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:03:49 <BoJangles> People are just lying.
22:03:50 <QuestionMark> AZZ u conspiring again
22:03:54 <euro_jocks> omg
22:03:57 <euro_jocks> you guys r so funny
22:03:58 <invizzi> there is no such thing as terrorists with their own plans, they are all just morons being manipulated by higher powers
22:04:09 <QuestionMark> the world is square
22:04:13 <Mira> but Scramble, history is why we ar here today, with troops still getting blown up miles from their family with an 8 year old policy as the aparent reason
22:04:14 * spilly spins Bellatrix around
22:04:15 <Bee_Hornet> but this galaxy is flat thought
22:04:28 <Bee_Hornet> spinning on it's axis
22:04:30 <euro_jocks> the galaxy isnt flat
22:04:34 <euro_jocks> r u a retard
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22:04:39 <QuestionMark> why r th3 americans in iraq they lost
22:04:43 <QuestionMark> cant they see that
22:04:44 <Bee_Hornet> yes it is
22:04:54 <QuestionMark> yet they say they trying to help them
22:04:57 <QuestionMark> help who
22:04:58 <BoJangles> Well depends on whether you include dark matter in the galaxy, cause if you do it�s a sphere.
22:05:00 <QuestionMark> them selves
22:05:02 <invizzi> anyway im going to bed its just rational people trying to argue with idiots like me
22:05:03 <invizzi> cya
22:05:06 <Mira> dur, afghanistan = revenge iraq = oil
22:05:18 Part: marriedmelbman ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:05:24 <QuestionMark> UNited States Of America is a self manufactured Factory
22:05:29 <RichardFeynman> I always feel less intelligent after using IRC.
22:05:32 <doctor> mcdonalds wanted to open up shop in iraq but sadam wouldnt let them. so they bribed the american govt to goto war
22:05:32 <QuestionMark> and they r there to fuk up your mind
22:05:32 Part: invizzi ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:05:39 Part: chris_ ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:05:41 <doctor> now theres a mcdonalds around ever corner
22:05:51 Join: Jeffy ([email protected]) to #melbourne
22:05:51 <spilly> McDees
22:05:53 <doctor> success
22:06:08 <spilly> They don't have 'Maccas' in America.
22:06:11 <Mira> McAbduls
22:06:14 <spilly> They have 'McDees'.
22:06:22 <BoJangles> McDowell�s.
22:06:34 <BoJangles> Coming to America.
22:06:35 <Bee_Hornet> the band 'pantera' was the only best creative arts by human
22:06:38 <MrM5> u been watching too much "coming to america"
22:06:39 <euro_jocks> LMAO
22:06:40 <spilly> Coming to America. Haha
22:06:53 Join: Austin316 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
22:06:55 <Scramble> Bee_Hornet: Well said
22:06:58 <Scramble> :P
22:06:59 Part: maggieb ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:07:12 <QuestionMark> Immortal Technique - The Cause of Death.mp3 <----american news
22:07:13 <BoJangles> Pantera got old quick.
22:07:22 Part: Azz ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:07:26 <Bee_Hornet> All stars in the galaxy rotate around a galactic center but not with the same period. Stars at the center have a shorter period than those farther out. The Sun is located in the outer part of the galaxy. The speed of the solar system due to the galactic rotation is about 220 km/s.
22:07:28 <Mira> i wonder if theyd let women vote in iraq if it were finally a free country
22:07:35 Join: nitecat ([email protected]) to #melbourne
22:07:49 <Scramble> By demons be driven
22:07:53 <QuestionMark> there are 2 suns
22:07:54 <Bee_Hornet> Iraq in Brunswick
22:08:06 <Bee_Hornet> 5 mins alone
22:08:08 <QuestionMark> there is another earth on the other side of the sun
22:08:21 <spilly> I love bruswick
22:08:28 <RichardFeynman> Yeah, women voting, that idea is as bad as women driving.
22:08:30 <doctor> its name is oarth
22:08:37 <Bee_Hornet> QuestionMark: tru, but it hav to be other side of the quaser ray
22:08:37 <QuestionMark> Brunswick is the new twin towers
22:08:57 <Bee_Hornet> your mind tricked you to reviel the game
22:09:09 <QuestionMark> :P
22:09:18 Part: euro_jocks ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:09:23 <BoJangles> QuestionMark do you try hard to be so stupid, or does it come naturally.
22:09:25 <Bee_Hornet> you must learn a lot my friend
22:09:32 <BoJangles> If it comes naturally I�ll give you a break, you can�t help it.
22:09:40 <QuestionMark> i live up to the truth of propaganda
22:09:47 <QuestionMark> with out it there would be no life
22:09:51 <Bee_Hornet> heh dont we all
22:09:54 Part: Bee_Hornet ([email protected]) from #melbourne
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22:10:19 <Mira> only on irc can u say the truth and not get sued
22:10:28 <Mira> u might get banned
22:10:31 <supagurl> Hey any lesbians in here wanna chat msg me
22:10:34 <QuestionMark> Mira not all true
22:10:39 <doctor> jesus was a girl
22:10:41 <QuestionMark> if the government is watching u
22:10:48 <BoJangles> Supagurl how much of a lesbian are you, do you like arse holes?
22:10:49 <Mira> yeh ?
22:10:52 <QuestionMark> they will strap u up and have your ass
22:10:56 <BoJangles> Or just the lipstick type.
22:11:01 Join: ffff ([email protected]) to #melbourne
22:11:03 <Mira> oh i want government anal'
22:11:08 <Mira> here goes
22:11:19 <QuestionMark> lol
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22:12:04 <Mira> justin madden is doing labours bidding and will be given the boot at next election. He is totally destroying victoria with his planning scemes, all at the expense of the people.
22:12:07 <xarcos> FUCKING FUCK.
22:12:17 <xarcos> Who uses utorrent.
22:12:29 <QuestionMark> is it him or is he the fall out man
22:12:32 <spilly> xarcos
22:12:41 <xarcos> All my torrents disappeared for no reason.
22:12:42 <BoJangles> Yeah I use utorrent.
22:12:43 <spilly> having trouble with your computer
22:12:45 Part: Aardvark ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:12:48 <xarcos> And the resume.dat isn't even in the application data.
22:12:53 <BoJangles> Did you change directory?
22:12:56 <xarcos> Nope.
22:13:09 <xarcos> Not the torrent data, but the actual torrent files themselves.
22:13:14 <QuestionMark> bittorrent is aaight
22:13:15 <ActionJackson> the police have deleted them, they do that now to protect copyright
22:13:20 <BoJangles> Have a look in the options at where your torrents are kept and make sure nothing ahs changed.
22:13:28 <ActionJackson> were they illegally copyrighted films?
22:13:31 <xarcos> Yes.
22:13:32 <ActionJackson> if so that's why.
22:13:39 <xarcos> But you're dumb so I'm not listening to you.
22:13:43 <ActionJackson> yeah they started last week.
22:13:48 Join: zlatski ([email protected]) to #melbourne
22:13:51 <spilly> Pirated Mooooovies
22:13:53 <Mira> start what last week ?
22:13:55 <ActionJackson> too late lol.
22:14:10 <ActionJackson> started forcibly removing trackers
22:14:24 <Mira> WTH
22:14:31 <Mira> they cant do that
22:14:33 <xarcos> Oh, sweet. I found them. Fucking CA antivirus can rot in a goat spleen.
22:14:36 <Mira> it the internet
22:14:43 <xarcos> DERR UTORRENT IS A TROJAN
22:14:44 <xarcos> IMMA DELETE IT
22:14:48 <BoJangles> The thing with uturrent is it keeps all its information in files. I.e. so when you download a torrent it knows what it�s got because it has a copy of the torrent and what it�s downloaded.
22:15:08 Part: jonno ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:15:11 <xarcos> Yeah, it saves it in application data. But some programs (read: spastic ones) think that anything in application data is a trojan.
22:15:15 <spilly> That sounds really advanced BoJangles
22:15:18 Part: SoleilMoonFrye ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:15:24 <spilly> Tell us more about these 'files' you speak of
22:15:30 Part: zlatski ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:15:39 <xarcos> fopen(spilly, rw+);
22:15:54 Nick: EvilTempBNCaway is now known as EvilTempraSleep
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22:16:08 <QuestionMark> yeh
22:16:10 <Mira> if it aint windows its nerd speak
22:16:13 <xarcos> I was about to cry.
22:16:16 <spilly> int fd = open("xarcos", O_RW);
22:16:17 <BoJangles> .torrent files / downloaded file .ut , or depending on your options it will make a full copy of the actual file size and name when you start, it doesn�t keep anything in memory.
22:16:23 <QuestionMark> soon as u begin the dl it will tell u
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22:17:46 * xarcos uses streams instead, to annoy spilly's hatred of C++.
22:18:41 <spilly> endl;
22:18:48 <spilly> ^^^ how gay is that ?!
22:18:53 <xarcos> << endl;
22:18:54 <BoJangles> Streams are where it�s at for byte manipulation; arrays of bytes are out, unless it�s what you need.
22:18:54 Nick: Mira is now known as IL0veBenSpies
22:18:56 <xarcos> std::endl;
22:19:07 <xarcos> If you didn't type using namespace std;.
22:19:10 <spilly> give me a \n anyday.
22:19:24 <spilly> 0x0D, 0x0A ;-D
22:19:30 <BoJangles> eax.
22:19:33 <BoJangles> peek pokje.
22:19:37 <doctor> might go cook up some toast and baked beans
22:19:41 * BoJangles gets hot
22:19:44 <doctor> that would go down nicely
22:19:52 <BoJangles> Push pop.
22:19:59 <xarcos> Stack.
22:20:09 <xarcos> Hmm... what was that command...
22:20:10 <spilly> Of Pancakes!
22:20:16 <xarcos> #pragma push
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22:20:28 Nick: EvilTempraSleep is now known as EvilTemptress
22:20:36 Part: supagurl ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:20:37 <BoJangles> I had a friend that would edit com components in kernel mode using asm.
22:20:39 <xarcos> Save 3 bytes!
22:20:40 Part: Primeival ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:20:44 * spilly pushes xarcos
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22:20:53 Part: Chizumaki ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:20:58 <staffy> nerds
22:21:01 Part: bourbonz0r ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:21:01 Nick: bourbonz0r` is now known as bourbonz0r
22:21:02 <BoJangles> personally ill take a language any day, too much optimisation needed for asm.
22:21:15 <xarcos> asm is for neckbeards.
22:21:17 <xarcos> Like spilly.
22:21:26 <staffy> yueah m8
22:21:32 <staffy> 854mb asm
22:21:36 <staffy> top stuff m8
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22:21:55 <xarcos> Compilers usually optimise 99% of stuff for you anyway in C/C++.
22:22:04 Join: Mr_Me ([email protected]) to #melbourne
22:22:09 <xarcos> If you write shit code the compiler makes it leet for you.
22:22:13 <xarcos> ...sometimes.
22:22:22 <staffy> yeah c-c+d= 3458 mhz
22:22:26 <staffy> my pc m8
22:22:28 <staffy> the best
22:22:35 <BoJangles> Yeah compilers do a great job.
22:22:43 <QuestionMark> most of the time
22:22:49 <BoJangles> It�s rare that you can out optimise a compiler.
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22:23:04 <BoJangles> You would have to seriously put in a lot of work.
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22:23:11 <BoJangles> Depends how crappy you write your code.
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22:23:46 <xarcos> The only time I think I'd ever touch asm is if I was writing for a shitty handheld... like iphone or ds or something, since they have poo memory.
22:23:48 Part: SwEeT^GaL27 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:24:06 <xarcos> POO MEMORY.
22:24:07 <doctor> you should become a well respected individual
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22:24:22 <kibblz> LOl
22:24:24 <xarcos> You should become a secret agent doctor.
22:24:27 <xarcos> You know too much.
22:24:30 <Bee_Hornet> she might take it back....she will take it back someday
22:24:32 <doctor> i do hey
22:24:39 Part: playtime ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:24:47 <BoJangles> We had in line asm for our asm stuff at old work, but would rarely change it.
22:25:06 <Bellatrix> omg...
22:25:10 <BoJangles> That extra line of asm dose count sometimes, but not with 99.99999% of stuff.
22:25:24 <BoJangles> oops.
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22:25:30 <BoJangles> - second asm.
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22:25:41 <Bee_Hornet> lately i've been watching queer eye for the straight guy show regular basic
22:25:49 <Bee_Hornet> *in
22:26:04 <Bee_Hornet> they makes more sense to me
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22:26:59 <Bee_Hornet> i'll be googling my life-away feel free to sms me
22:27:13 Nick: cable_guy is now known as Steve-Straight
22:27:14 <spilly> i <3 asm
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22:27:37 <QuestionMark> hmn
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22:27:51 <xarcos> Write me a 3d engine entirely in asm.
22:28:04 <spilly> Been there, done that xarcos
22:28:07 <BoJangles> directx was writen in asm i think.
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22:28:12 <spilly> BoJangles: lies
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22:28:49 <BoJangles> I didn�t say it was gospel it�s just what I heard.
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22:29:03 <BoJangles> Which would be why I said I think.
22:29:06 <Pieter> http://goodeasy-tech.manufacturer.globalsources.com/si/6008826110200/LargeImage/27MHz-IR-Wireless/product_id-1005503796/action-GetProduct.htm
22:29:06 <xarcos> It was written in Logic.
22:29:09 <Pieter> I want that!
22:29:28 <Bee_Hornet> point* zero(){ x=y=0.;return this;} // returns pointer-to-current-point
22:29:31 <Bellatrix> oooo family guy
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22:29:42 <RichardFeynman> What episode?
22:29:51 <Bee_Hornet> const point* zero(){ x=y=0.;return this;} // returns a pointer-to-constant-point
22:29:52 <doctor> svu is on
22:30:03 <doctor> that might be good for me to watch
22:30:11 <doctor> i dunno
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22:30:40 <spilly> Cant stand SVU
22:30:55 <BoJangles> <-- studied microelectronics and software engineering at uni, and employed as a programmer for the last what 14 years.
22:30:59 <Bee_Hornet> const point& operator=(double xx){x = xx;y = 0.;return *this;} // double-to-point assignment operator
22:31:03 <BoJangles> Let�s not get too far into coding.
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22:31:23 <doctor> ill leave that to the indians who program everything
22:31:34 <xarcos> What the fuck is a point?
22:31:46 <BoJangles> beh.
22:31:49 * xarcos bashes Bellatrix.
22:31:51 <doctor> why would i know?
22:32:00 <doctor> dd just copies and pastes things
22:32:01 <xarcos> Bee_Hornet even... but he left in shame.
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22:32:30 <spilly> Don bash Bellatrix
22:32:35 <xarcos> const spew<barf> *ballsack(&brain_capacity){ return camels; }
22:32:36 <QuestionMark> just burn and copy
22:32:36 <BoJangles> Point was what he was trying to make.
22:32:36 <spilly> She is *special* :D
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22:32:40 <BoJangles> Badly.
22:32:42 <QuestionMark> stuff programming
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22:32:49 <BoJangles> Reciting a learn c++ site id say.
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22:32:57 <QuestionMark> be like the japz and let others do the research and copy it
22:33:08 <BoJangles> That would be Chinese.
22:33:13 <QuestionMark> and get a promotion for other peoples work
22:33:17 <spilly> Pftt. Procedural languages. That is so 1956.
22:33:19 <QuestionMark> japz do it to
22:33:21 <IL0veBenSpies> japs didnt copy anything. the made things better.
22:33:24 <QuestionMark> who taught them
22:33:36 <zoes> bye every one :()
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22:33:41 <QuestionMark> japz learnt of the europians
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22:33:43 <spilly> person(xarcos).
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22:34:07 <xarcos> (*person(xarcos)).awesomeness = 9000;
22:34:19 <IL0veBenSpies> QM japs HAd to learn from the europeans they got beach raped by english ships when they thought theyre were so smart
22:34:22 <spilly> wrong syntax xarcos
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22:34:35 <spilly> awesome(xarcos, 9000).
22:34:38 <IL0veBenSpies> so they made it policy to learn and make things better
22:34:40 <pigs_might_flu> I hear that your banning from epiphany is immanent, TheRiddler
22:34:47 <spilly> ?- awesome(xarcose, X)
22:34:49 <spilly> X=9000
22:34:55 <xarcos> Oh, Logic.
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22:35:29 <QuestionMark> yes but japz technology is our tech
22:35:38 <QuestionMark> they didnt get smart by them selves
22:35:51 <QuestionMark> they take out knowledge and remix it
22:35:54 <IL0veBenSpies> no its not, they made many technological advances way before the europeans
22:36:02 * xarcos writes spilly some bad S&R #defines to confuse him.
22:36:15 <IL0veBenSpies> give u Honda for example
22:36:20 <spilly> S&R?
22:36:21 <IL0veBenSpies> :D
22:36:23 <spilly> K&R!
22:36:27 <xarcos> ALLMAN!
22:36:33 <xarcos> S&R==search and replace.
22:36:39 <RichardFeynman> I don't have any Nestea left.
22:36:41 <spilly> Oooohhh.
22:36:45 <QuestionMark> i understand what u r saying
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22:36:54 <spilly> So are you working as a gamer programmer yet xarcos ?
22:36:55 <QuestionMark> but they got the idea from europians to begin with
22:37:01 <xarcos> YES!
22:37:09 <xarcos> And there's no Java.
22:37:26 <RichardFeynman> All ideas came from the Greeks, who stole them from...
22:37:26 <spilly> Phew. For a second I thought you might be still making waffles for a living.
22:37:46 <xarcos> For a minute there I thought you were still an SVN admin... oh wait, you are.
22:37:51 * WiLd_TuRkeY watchs family guy
22:37:52 <IL0veBenSpies> QM honda knew to get a chunk of the market they had to win races. So they worked super freaking hard to make a motorcycle that was faster lighter , better than the dinosaur italian ones.
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22:38:14 <spilly> SVN?
22:38:16 <QuestionMark> never said they didnt
22:38:20 <xarcos> SUBVERSION NOOB.
22:38:20 <QuestionMark> i like honda
22:38:23 <xarcos> OMG.
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22:38:28 <spilly> SVN is so 2003.
22:38:35 <QuestionMark> but german technology is why more advanced
22:38:35 <xarcos> Well you are a noobface.
22:38:44 Part: shads ([email protected]) from #melbourne
22:38:46 <xarcos> You didn't even know the significance of Earl Grey tea.
22:38:52 <QuestionMark> germany is even more advanced than america
22:38:57 <spilly> git rm --force xarcos
22:39:04 <spilly> Boooyah!
22:39:05 <QuestionMark> but it comes down to is the world ready for the tech now
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22:40:16 <IL0veBenSpies> australia is like as advanced as pupua newguinee
22:40:46 <Pieter> hehheheh
22:40:48 <QuestionMark> cause australia belongs to ASia
22:41:02 <QuestionMark> if asian hasnt advanced since year 2000
22:41:06 <QuestionMark> how can we
22:41:16 <QuestionMark> we should of united with europe like england did
22:41:28 <QuestionMark> we made a big mistake uniting with america and asia
22:41:48 <Bellatrix> nighty night kids
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22:42:58 <xarcos> But then le tired.
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22:43:04 * QuestionMark is playing Notorious B.I.G. - Juicy.mp3
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22:48:26 * xarcos trips spilly.
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22:49:18 * spilly yawns
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22:49:53 <spilly> Fell asleep at the keyboard
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22:50:00 <xarcos> Waffle pattern face.
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22:50:21 <pigs_might_flu> ������������������������������������������������
22:50:22 <Scramble> segarlallychampioshi
22:50:24 <pigs_might_flu> �����������������������������������������������
22:50:24 * xarcos eyes the ignore button.
22:50:27 <pigs_might_flu> ���������������������������������������������
22:50:31 * Melb_chef slaps pigs_might_flu around a bit with a large trout
22:50:32 <pigs_might_flu> �������������������������������������������
22:50:32 <spilly> /ignore xarcos
22:50:34 <pigs_might_flu> �����������������������������������������
22:50:35 <spilly> Done :D
22:50:48 <xarcos> delete[] spilly.
22:50:53 <BoJangles> /ignore *!*[email protected]
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22:51:13 <spilly> delete[]
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22:51:18 <spilly> Ewwww man
22:51:21 <Scramble> spilly is an array now?
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22:51:46 <spilly> i am a static const OKAY.
22:52:18 <xarcos> No, you are in my dynamic {memory, imagination}/
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22:52:37 <xarcos> What is the C equivalent... free?
22:52:44 <BoJangles> Be careful reading writing that stuff.
22:52:44 <xarcos> free(spilly, 1). You are 1 byte.
22:53:16 <Scramble> surely he's only 7 bytes
22:53:24 <xarcos> NO!@
22:53:25 <BoJangles> 2 bits.
22:53:32 <xarcos> He is 1 byte for being an Earl Grey face.
22:53:33 <Scramble> *bits
22:53:36 <spilly> 1 bit.
22:53:56 <spilly> xarcos, how can you NOT know the syntax to free().
22:54:00 <spilly> Geebus.
22:54:04 <xarcos> Sif I use C.
22:54:07 <xarcos> I'm not a loser.
22:54:40 <Lilah[away]> I doesn't afraid of anything.
22:54:43 <spilly> Hmmm.... what do you think your operating system is written in...
22:54:50 <xarcos> Turbo Pascal, of course.
22:54:53 <Scramble> LUA!
22:55:08 <spilly> GWBASIC!
22:55:14 <xarcos> BASICA
22:55:17 <BoJangles> mfc = vomit.
22:55:28 <spilly> Good olde' MFC.
22:55:42 <Scramble> Mucky Fried Chicken?
22:55:47 <spilly> StdAfx ;-D
22:55:58 <xarcos> Man-Friend Anus
22:56:02 <xarcos> Er
22:56:10 <xarcos> Yes...
22:56:19 <Scramble> ...
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22:56:28 <Scramble> ctrl+c
22:56:35 <xarcos> ctrl+break
22:57:20 <spilly> :wq
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22:58:04 <xarcos> ed
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22:58:38 * spilly stays clear of ed
22:58:57 <xarcos> Poor Ed.
22:58:57 <IL0veBenSpies> hrm this is odd
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22:59:32 <IL0veBenSpies> http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2002/11/23/1037697937276.html <- if u read this ud think scientology is new topacker, but the packer family were scientologists a very long tiem ago
23:00:12 <IL0veBenSpies> scientologists rule the world
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23:00:25 <spilly> Not my world they dont
23:00:30 <spilly> FREAKS.
23:00:38 Part: AverageAlz ([email protected]) from #melbourne
23:00:41 <BoJangles> Here we go anther conspiracist.
23:00:42 * spilly returns to his Hillsong issued bible
23:00:46 Part: JeLlY_BaBy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
23:01:34 <IL0veBenSpies> isnt it funny that everyone whos is supremely rich and powerful are scientologists
23:01:40 <xarcos> I am a Pastafarian myself.
23:02:18 <xarcos> Why is this server lagging?
23:02:22 <xarcos> They just made it.
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23:02:24 <Scramble> IL0veBenSpies, that article is 7 years old
23:02:25 <Scramble> and kerry wasn't in that shit
23:02:25 <Scramble> he wasn't stupid
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23:02:42 Nick: pr0nstar is now known as BoJangles
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23:02:51 <BoJangles> What the fuck was that.
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23:02:53 <Scramble> ni
23:03:01 <Scramble> blame xarcos
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23:03:13 <xarcos> Pants.
23:03:15 <Scramble> I'ma watch Curb now
23:03:33 Quit: baz ([email protected]) Quit:
23:03:49 <Scramble> my enthusiasm
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23:04:50 <IL0veBenSpies> Scientologists: James Packer's favourite church sued Melbourne Community Radio Station RRR in 1997 over comments made by a talkback caller on the sceptic program The Liars Club in 1997(?). It was suggested the Scientologists were "worse than nazis" and the station folded meekly by apologising, axing the program and sacking the presenter.
23:05:24 <spilly> I love 3RRR
23:05:28 <spilly> BYTE INTO IT!
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23:08:24 <xarcos> My bed is looking sexy tonight.
23:08:36 <Bee_Hornet> can i lie in it?
23:08:48 <xarcos> Lol.
23:08:52 <xarcos> That reminds me...
23:08:55 <Melb_chef> i need something sexy for my bed
23:08:56 <xarcos> Someone called me 'darling' today.
23:09:00 <xarcos> And... it was a guy.
23:09:06 Part: Mr_SATISFACTION ([email protected]) from #melbourne
23:09:11 <xarcos> :'(
23:09:14 <Bee_Hornet> i call guys 'honey' too ;
23:09:14 <spilly> Hence the sexy feelings xarcos ?
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23:09:22 <xarcos> Ew.
23:09:23 * spilly spews
23:09:23 <IL0veBenSpies> xarcos hey babe.
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23:09:30 * xarcos spews on spilly's spew.
23:09:36 <Bee_Hornet> things are getting better
23:09:47 <xarcos> I did my best to avoid eye contact and not laugh in his face.
23:10:00 * Bee_Hornet plants an x-mass tree over the spew
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23:10:54 <Bee_Hornet> mother Earth is a male planet did you know?
23:11:00 <Bee_Hornet> shemale
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23:12:52 <elite_zero> Hi all
23:12:59 * spilly throws up on elite_zero
23:13:02 <red`fever> Calif. robber confesses to priest, turns in cash
23:13:02 <IL0veBenSpies> james inherited a 7billion dollar empire, i bet he thinks its a male planet too
23:13:05 * xarcos throws up on elite_zero too.
23:13:06 <elite_zero> will anyone watch Dr Phil on Aug 5th?
23:13:19 <elite_zero> apparently they are selling special price of the live show now. Only 60 bucks each
23:13:20 <xarcos> elite_zero, the racist tard with 0 class.
23:13:24 <elite_zero> C seats..
23:13:27 <Bee_Hornet> Created by David Collins. With Ted Allen, Carson Kressley, Kyan Douglas.
23:13:36 <Pieter> haha
23:13:39 <elite_zero> close to the floor where Dr Phil will be talking at.
23:13:40 <Pieter> you gonna go elite_zero?
23:13:43 <elite_zero> yah
23:13:44 <elite_zero> :)
23:13:46 <elite_zero> 60 bucks
23:13:49 <Pieter> if i wanna see dr phil, ill watch him on tv
23:13:51 <elite_zero> channel 10 will be there
23:13:56 <Pieter> he's gonna be boring
23:13:56 <elite_zero> so you might be on TV
23:14:02 <Pieter> he's just gonna talk about the economy
23:14:11 <Pieter> getting through this bullshit we so called a recession
23:14:14 <elite_zero> plus he might broadcast his Aussie tours in the future episodes later.
23:14:14 <Pieter> thats all
23:14:24 <elite_zero> well chan 10 will be there
23:14:28 <IL0veBenSpies> Pieter come watch me race?
23:14:29 <elite_zero> plus he is famous
23:14:33 <elite_zero> so far uve seen him on TV
23:14:37 <IL0veBenSpies> its free :D
23:14:38 <elite_zero> now you will see him in person
23:14:40 <Pieter> IL0veBenSpies: race? what kinda race?
23:14:41 <IL0veBenSpies> and u ight se me die
23:14:41 <elite_zero> 60 bucks
23:14:43 <elite_zero> I bought it
23:14:47 <Pieter> life is nothin but fat rat race!
23:14:49 <elite_zero> Rod Arena
23:14:51 <Bee_Hornet> lol migale
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23:14:58 <Pieter> where?
23:15:01 <Bee_Hornet> r l a
23:15:07 <IL0veBenSpies> everywhere
23:15:11 <IL0veBenSpies> phillip island
23:15:11 <Pieter> in brunsawick an a d footescoray!
23:15:18 <elite_zero> Nov, britney spears
23:15:19 <Bee_Hornet> brunswick and footscray
23:15:20 <spilly> Footarsecray
23:15:23 <Pieter> come to franco cozzo!
23:15:27 <elite_zero> anyone gonna watch Britney spears November?
23:15:37 <Bee_Hornet> grand sale
23:15:50 <spilly> Haha
23:15:50 <Pieter> fuck!
23:15:54 <Pieter> i forgot about american dad
23:15:55 <elite_zero> baby One more time!
23:15:56 <elite_zero> lol
23:15:57 <Pieter> and family guy!
23:15:58 <Pieter> :(
23:16:00 <Pieter> fuck fuck fuck!
23:16:04 <Pieter> ahh well
23:16:07 <Pieter> still half an episode left
23:16:10 <JJ_32> funny shit i must say
23:16:15 <elite_zero> peter, u gonna watch Britney Spears in Nov?
23:16:16 <Bee_Hornet> imagine britney chukx her used rug at her fans
23:16:18 <elite_zero> Rod Arena
23:16:32 <Pieter> imagine britney pulling out a tampon and smelling it
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23:16:43 <Bee_Hornet> i'd smell for her
23:16:47 <Pieter> gross
23:16:48 <Pieter> brb
23:16:49 <IL0veBenSpies> euuw im going to my cold bed
23:16:51 <elite_zero> well if u dont work
23:16:52 <IL0veBenSpies> nite
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23:16:58 <elite_zero> u cant watch them in person
23:16:59 * Bee_Hornet vomits in full swing
23:17:02 <elite_zero> see? u need to work
23:17:09 <Bee_Hornet> cum smells much better
23:17:12 <elite_zero> in fact, if you dont work, u cant even afford medicine when ur sick
23:17:18 <elite_zero> and dental costs when ur teeth are hurt.
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23:17:45 <Bee_Hornet> teehee
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23:18:10 <Bee_Hornet> My family's are rich
23:18:16 <Bee_Hornet> sending me to Canada
23:18:21 <Bee_Hornet> :p~
23:18:36 <Bee_Hornet> oh boy
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23:18:52 <xarcos> YOU'RE ALL BORING.
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23:21:07 <pigs_might_flu> do yo smell
23:21:08 <pigs_might_flu> hai suze
23:21:13 <pigs_might_flu> hai lizzie
23:21:14 <pigs_might_flu> hai dontknow
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23:23:02 <John_Dumby> cool...
23:23:09 <Pieter> IthinkPieterIsSoooooFuckingHot!
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23:23:17 <John_Dumby> you dont need a registered nick to join this channel
23:23:40 <IthinkNot> morning all
23:24:27 <John_Dumby> sorry IthinkNot, no one in this channel chats anymore
23:25:45 <paul_banks> gum by
23:26:10 <pigs_might_flu> hai paul
23:26:14 <pigs_might_flu> come home bebe
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23:31:00 <paul_banks> ne1 into depression
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23:31:17 <pigs_might_flu> lol
23:31:19 <melb-dandenongM> iam
23:31:28 <paul_banks> fagot
23:31:40 <melb-dandenongM> lol
23:31:44 <paul_banks> ;p
23:32:03 <pigs_might_flu> join and ask them, paul_banks
23:32:15 <paul_banks> ok
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23:34:18 <John_Dumby> lol @ afl stealing NRL players... what next? AFL stealing NRL Crowds?
23:34:26 <John_Dumby> ohh wait.. the NRL has no crowds.
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23:34:47 <John_Dumby> thanks.
23:34:58 <paul_banks> :[
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23:35:11 <BoJangles> alf is crap.
23:35:17 <BoJangles> He died in teh 80s.
23:35:18 <paul_banks> alf
23:35:18 <Netz> Alf Stewart?
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23:35:29 <paul_banks> dumm
23:35:33 <pigs_might_flu> ALF
23:35:37 <pigs_might_flu> alien life for
23:35:38 <pigs_might_flu> m
23:35:38 <bjunkie> gordon shumway
23:35:50 <John_Dumby> ohh shit.. i thought i was in the Sydney channe
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23:35:56 <elite_zero> since channel 10 will be on Dr Phil's next wed, i think if u come to it, you will be on channel 10 news
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23:36:15 <elite_zero> plus dr phil might broadcast his aussie tours briefly in the next episodes of him.
23:36:28 <John_Dumby> i hate Dr. Dill
23:36:35 <elite_zero> jealous?
23:36:41 <John_Dumby> 2nd biggest tossbag next to Al Gore
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23:37:01 <elite_zero> jealous cos he's rich, famous?
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23:37:24 <theman> any older or married women
23:37:34 <Netz> theman: are u marrried?
23:37:44 <Scramble> lol
23:38:31 <melb-dandenongM> ye his looking4 4some
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23:41:26 <theman> no
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23:42:50 <red`fever> lol married women
23:43:02 <red`fever> milf hunter
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23:43:32 <red`fever> should have advised him to take up a trade
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23:45:04 <red`fever> finding a potential soulmate on irc doesnt lead to a happy ending
23:45:52 <red`fever> theres too much reliance on blind faith
23:46:32 <red`fever> for all i know, everybody here could be a sociopath
23:47:02 <John_Dumby> German brothels are offering customers the chance to sleep with as many prostitutes as they like for a single fee, in recession-busting deals criticised as immoral by politicians.
23:47:08 * spilly retires for the evening
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23:47:17 <John_Dumby> sweet!! ticket Booked!
23:47:42 <John_Dumby> are German whores attractive?
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23:48:15 <red`fever> having said all that, i am looking for the special somebody
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23:48:49 <paul_banks> im special
23:48:52 <red`fever> we could become best friends, have romance and make love and produce puppies
23:48:56 <kibblz> SHe'S GoT Me DaNCiN
23:48:57 <kibblz> SHe'S GoT Me DaNCiN
23:49:00 <paul_banks> i like puppies
23:49:02 <kibblz> aND SHe'S aLWaYS oNe STeP BeHiND
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23:50:04 <red`fever> i wouldnt trust you with a fishbowl paul
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23:50:27 <red`fever> :P
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23:51:11 <red`fever> you dont seem like an animal lover
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23:53:04 <Bee_Hornet> hi darls
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23:53:55 <red`fever> sup sugar pumpkinz
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23:58:01 <red`fever> mang tis late is it not?
23:59:00 <Cyrax> brb
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23:59:03 <Bee_Hornet> http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2psrl_scissor-sisters-i-dont-feel-like-da_music
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23:59:34 <red`fever> only 3 minutes till my internet connection is reset
23:59:50 <red`fever> and my data allowance is reest
23:59:51 <red`fever> reset