// #melbourne — 2009-12-10
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19:34:00 <Mayhem> g'day azz
19:38:00 <DiStuRbeDaNgeL> metal chops?
19:38:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> lmfao
19:38:00 <Mayhem> mutton chops
19:39:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> why would u put clear on Azz
19:39:00 <bjunkie> & Earl
19:39:00 <xarcos> Grey
19:40:00 <bjunkie> Cheese
19:40:00 <ascogone> Hmmmmmmmm.
19:40:00 <ascogone> Mad.
19:40:00 <ascogone> Kil m.e
19:40:00 <bjunkie> Egh.
19:41:00 <xarcos> Earl Grey cheese?
19:41:00 <xarcos> Sounds gross.
19:41:00 <bjunkie> lol
19:41:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> yummm i love it
19:41:00 <pelican> im so horny
19:41:00 <xarcos> quarks
19:42:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> go on oasisactive
19:42:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> not mirc
19:43:00 <xarcos> That site is for hambeasts.
19:43:00 <xarcos> Like Azz.
19:44:00 <orly> when chicks get horny they smell. that's how you can tell the horniness of chicks.
19:45:00 <orly> a chick that doesn't have crotch aroma isn't into you.
19:46:00 <Pieter> Caaaaaaaaant somebody else do it?
19:47:00 <D--Devil> AFK
19:47:00 <Longie> thanks for letting us know devil, i would have thought you were ignoring us :(
19:47:00 <LeMz> Mmmm my eyes are getting sore lol
19:47:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> ahahahahahahahahahahahaah @ orly
19:47:00 <pelican> im flying
19:48:00 <Longie> orly, ive had a chick that doesnt smell
19:48:00 <pelican> lol
19:48:00 <pelican> where did that come from?
19:48:00 <pelican> oh i see
19:48:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> wow so not many chicks dont smell
19:49:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> coz i dont
19:49:00 <Longie> most do
19:49:00 <pelican> LOL MizZ^dRiVe
19:49:00 <pelican> its not really a bad thing
19:49:00 <Longie> not a bad smell, just "that" smell
19:49:00 <pelican> you can just smell pussy
19:49:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> its yuk
19:49:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> my box dont smell
19:49:00 <Longie> it's supposed to be pheromones or something
19:49:00 <pelican> when you get em going
19:49:00 <Longie> of course it's yuck to you, youre a chick
19:49:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> haha i was going to say something
19:49:00 <pelican> MizZ^dRiVe
19:49:00 <Longie> :P
19:49:00 <pelican> i bet if i stuck my nose there
19:49:00 <xarcos> Smells like win.
19:49:00 <pelican> i could smell something
19:49:00 <Longie> the smell comes from inside anyway
19:49:00 <Azz> Longie - have you read your email in the last 2 hours sir ?
19:49:00 <pelican> lol
19:50:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> wow u study vigina
19:50:00 <pelican> not really,..
19:50:00 <Longie> so no matter how much you wash, and we would like to see it im sure, most chicks have an aroma :P
19:50:00 <mikey> evening
19:50:00 <xarcos> VAGINOLOGIST
19:50:00 <Longie> azz, i did, and thanks for the heads up
19:50:00 <Longie> heya mikey
19:50:00 <Longie> :>
19:50:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> Longie can u ban someone
19:50:00 <pelican> i study wasps
19:50:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> if they r in here
19:50:00 <mikey> hi dan :D
19:50:00 <Longie> i can ban lots of people
19:50:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> or how do i ban them from pm me
19:50:00 <pelican> ban everyone
19:50:00 <Azz> no worrys Longie, my absolute pleasure, anytime sir
19:50:00 <Longie> see
19:50:00 <pelican> lol
19:50:00 <pelican> he came back
19:50:00 <Mayhem> oh my
19:50:00 <Longie> yeah he has +e
19:50:00 <pelican> ye
19:50:00 <Warlock> Longie: wassup pal :)
19:50:00 <Longie> now hes gonna do me, i can feel it
19:50:00 <Longie> heya warlock :>
19:50:00 <Mayhem> yea
19:51:00 <Azz> mikey is a protected species
19:51:00 <Mayhem> u can bet on it
19:51:00 <pelican> i've got many
19:51:00 <Azz> so is Longie & TheWJM
19:51:00 <Warlock> had to format Longie after 7 months :) it sucked
19:51:00 <mikey> i got bannededed :(
19:51:00 <Mayhem> awww
19:51:00 <Warlock> heya mikey
19:51:00 <Mayhem> wb mikey :>
19:51:00 <Azz> and also stebie, sorry dude, I almost forgot bout you
19:51:00 <mikey> dyl :)
19:51:00 <Longie> MizZ^dRiVe, type /ignore -p nickname 3
19:52:00 <mikey> wb :)
19:52:00 <Longie> thanks
19:52:00 <Longie> `unban me
19:52:00 <Azz> lol
19:52:00 <Longie> :>
19:52:00 <Azz> imagine if someone banned *!*@*
19:52:00 <mikey> like that?
19:52:00 <Warlock> `ban Longie `unban Longie `lick Longie's ass
19:52:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> hahaahaha
19:52:00 <Longie> :P
19:52:00 <Mayhem> :O
19:52:00 <mikey> lol
19:52:00 <Longie> :o
19:52:00 <Longie> no licking my arse thanks
19:52:00 <Longie> male or female :P
19:52:00 <Azz> a kick ban actually
19:52:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> why
19:52:00 <pelican> bee
19:52:00 <Longie> azz, sif kic kthe whole chan
19:53:00 <Azz> Longie ha !
19:53:00 <Longie> bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
19:53:00 <pelican> can you kickem all
19:53:00 <pelican> at once
19:53:00 <Longie> nothings going newar my arse
19:53:00 <Longie> sorry
19:53:00 <Longie> near*
19:53:00 <Azz> MizZ^dRiVe the only thing we really dig in here is KFC
19:53:00 <Longie> your bf might like it but i dont
19:53:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> cept me
19:53:00 <pelican> MizZ^dRiVe how dirty have you got before?
19:53:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> i dont do ass licking
19:53:00 <pelican> lol
19:53:00 <Azz> KFC yuuuuuuummmmm
19:53:00 <Longie> thats one thing i have double standards on, nothing near my arse but things are going near hers :P but no tongue haha
19:53:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> soz not on my resume or skills
19:53:00 <Warlock> hey that's never been done before Longie, highlight everyone in the room at once, and just do a plain kick, and they all come back, that would be cool
19:54:00 <pelican> has a guy ever licked yours MizZ^dRiVe
19:54:00 <pelican> ?
19:54:00 <Longie> haha Warlock
19:54:00 <Longie> ill try it one day when im drunk or something
19:54:00 <Azz> pelican - why must you be a filthy sod for ? this is not that type of room
19:54:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> shut up
19:54:00 <Azz> good evening Suze
19:54:00 <ascogone> Oh ghod, it's bloody wednesday.
19:54:00 <Azz> MizZ^dRiVe is doing alot of slapping today, her hand must be sore by now surely !
19:55:00 <mr`indiazz> y do girls lie for/?
19:55:00 <Longie> surely not!
19:55:00 <Longie> why does anyone lie?
19:55:00 <Azz> mr`indiazz - just to get away from you :)
19:55:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> nope my cold beer takes the sting away
19:55:00 <Warlock> nah don't i was just kidding Longie, when i was op on dalnet, sop, on #chatzone i did that with 1200 ppl in the room, dalnet crashed
19:55:00 <PiscesM54> ewwww my beer is warm yuk
19:55:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> wat ya drinking
19:56:00 <Warlock> half your luck PiscesM54, i got port to get pissed with, i am broke :P
19:56:00 <Azz> MizZ^dRiVe does the alcohol you digest make you a bit tubby ? if so I shall now call you from now on, Tubby Taylor, after 1 of our best cricketing captain of the national team of all time :)
19:56:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> it bloats the belly a lil
19:56:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> but no im not fat
19:56:00 <PiscesM54> errr isn't port more expensive?
19:56:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> i dont do fat
19:56:00 <Azz> ok junior tubby :)
19:56:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> hahahaha
19:57:00 <heyheyhey> any hott guys wanna chat? MSG ME
19:57:00 <Warlock> port is cheap plonk, i get 4 litre cask of debortoli for 20 bux
19:57:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> ur now fat head Azz
19:57:00 <Azz> so not alike a big mac, more like a double cheese burger
19:57:00 <Warlock> that
19:57:00 <PiscesM54> oh ok
19:57:00 <PiscesM54> times change I guess
19:57:00 <Azz> MizZ^dRiVe yay, goes well with my gutt
19:57:00 <Warlock> that's 5 bottles of 740ml
19:57:00 <PiscesM54> beer used to be the cheap stuff lol
19:57:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> no a cheese burger
19:57:00 <Warlock> 5 bottles at 7 bux is 35 bux
19:57:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> but u dont no maccas talk as u like kfc
19:57:00 <Azz> i'm not eating anywhere near the amount of takeaway food i used to
19:57:00 <Warlock> i remember when vic was 80 cents a stubby
19:58:00 <Warlock> i am 42
19:58:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> grrrr
19:58:00 <Azz> Warlock - yesss sonny ! back in my day ...
19:58:00 <Warlock> rofl
19:58:00 <PiscesM54> I paid around $16 for 6 stubbies of my brand
19:58:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> time for the patches
19:58:00 <Warlock> MizZ^dRiVe: you over 18 ?
19:58:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> wat is it
19:58:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> or aldi beer
19:58:00 <PiscesM54> cheap stuff though
19:58:00 <Azz> MizZ^dRiVe - what suburb do you call home ?
19:58:00 <Warlock> i got ashford 25's for 10$ at 7/11
19:58:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> FRANKSTONNNNNN
19:58:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> nahhh seaford
19:58:00 <Azz> frangabaaaaaaaaaay
19:59:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> but close enough to FRANKSTONNNNNNNNN
19:59:00 <Warlock> 25 cigs for 10bux
19:59:00 <PiscesM54> lol
19:59:00 <PiscesM54> howdy neighbour langwarrin here rofl
19:59:00 <Azz> dinga bayyyyyyy
19:59:00 <D--Devil> lol
19:59:00 <pelican> MATE.
19:59:00 <pelican> i got all
19:59:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> ur nabour would be cranny wouldnt it
19:59:00 <Warlock> i am a cheap bastard MizZ^dRiVe
19:59:00 <PiscesM54> or frankston
19:59:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> ur all cheap
19:59:00 <Longie> nabour?
19:59:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> sept for Azz
19:59:00 <Longie> you mean neighbour :P
19:59:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> were famiRy
20:00:00 <MizZ^dRiVe> joking
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