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00:12 * Lilah checks to see if Netz is also an old native american woman
00:18 <mikey> SIZZLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
00:19 <mikey> <3
00:35 <stebie> gotta love you and leave you
00:38 <stebie> nini ppl o/`
00:39 <cinderella-eyes> this channel is over
00:43 <Lilah> Peace stebs
00:46 <mikey> love you back stebz
00:47 * stebie smooches cinderella-eyes
00:47 <Lilah> catch you tomorrow days
00:48 <mikey> nini
00:52 <mikey> :)
00:52 <stebie> jah!
00:58 <cinderella-eyes> no wonder there is so few people these days
00:59 <DarkSarcasm> aww
01:03 <DarkSarcasm> Lilah no like my music
01:10 <Lilah> Your host is dead, sir.
01:19 <Netz> Lilah: always!
01:24 <DarkSarcasm> now now xarcos
01:26 <Lilah> HELL YEAH NETZ
01:34 <DarkSarcasm> no need to get personal
01:36 <mikey> DONT IGNORE ME JAMIE
01:37 <mikey> .
01:40 <Netz> Lilah: omg, it makes me so hornay when u type in capitals!
01:44 <Netz> mikey: sizzle!
01:45 <cinderella-eyes> netz: state your shoe size
01:48 <mikey> finally.
01:50 <Lilah> xarcos isn't here, he's sleeping on my lap.
01:53 <Netz> mikey: sorry, EDMCGUIRE msged me
02:00 <mikey> how unfortunate for you.
02:00 <Netz> mikey: and he demanded attention
02:15 <EDMCGUIRE> u wanted cyber and i refused coz i dont do it after midnight Netz
02:16 <Netz> mikey: and u know him - so persistant!
02:19 <cinderella-eyes> this is too boring, im out of here
02:20 <Netz> EDMCGUIRE: exactly
02:22 <Netz> EDMCGUIRE: i have my limits
02:25 <mikey> and you furnished him with attention
02:26 <mikey> heh.
02:26 <cinderella-eyes> enjoy this crap channel dregs
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02:46 <DarkSarcasm> Lilah to xarcos is like Brad Pitt to Edward Norton
02:52 <Netz> mikey: yes, MSGes have priority over convo in channel!
03:13 <mikey> but its me.
03:20 <mikey> thanks alot.
03:22 <Netz> mikey: i know, forgive me, for i have sinned!
03:32 <mikey> you seriously have.
03:35 <Netz> mikey: had u MSGed me, then u woulda gone to No.1 on my attention list!
03:39 <Lilah> I don't understand your reference... :/
03:52 <DarkSarcasm> Lilah: fight club
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03:57 <Lilah> I didn't like Fight Club much.
04:04 <DarkSarcasm> you didn't have to
04:17 <Lilah> Good...because...I didn.t
04:18 <DarkSarcasm> but seeing it should be enough to understand my reference
04:54 <DarkSarcasm> am I too old to run away from home?
05:01 <Lilah> No.
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13:06 * Lucinda is Away: sleepies Time: 12:13am Mon 27/07
13:07 Nick: Lucinda is now known as away
13:07 Nick: away is now known as luc-away
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15:57 <Jenson_Butsex> howzup, dawgs.
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16:53 <DarkSarcasm> just like the movie...
16:53 <DarkSarcasm> ya ustal
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20:08 <Jenson_Butsex> what is the deal? why does no one chat in here anymore?
20:16 <DarkSarcasm> I'm dead inside
20:28 <DarkSarcasm> that's my excuse
20:34 <Jenson_Butsex> i'm off to play tf2. simple.
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25:14 <Netz> i am tired & hornay - nite sinners
25:15 Quit: Netz ([email protected]) Quit: Leaving
25:33 <mr`indiazz> do u love it?
26:33 <tiesto> lol
26:38 <tiesto> mr`indiazzz: whose running the counter chief
26:38 <tiesto> ?
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26:49 <mr`indiazz> do u love it?
27:29 <tiesto> answer the question wanka
27:42 <tiesto> is raj workin or vishal?
27:46 <mr`indiazz> no one runnin the counter
27:51 <tiesto> counterless?
27:57 <tiesto> 7/11's dont close mate
28:01 <tiesto> man the counter ASAP
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28:14 <mr`indiazz> no
28:22 <mr`indiazz> wat sort of stupid question u ask
28:28 <canadiankangaroo> what are some good things to check out in the city?
28:32 <mr`indiazz> ur such perfetic.
28:52 <mr`indiazz> it ridicouls wat this australian ppl question to me.
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28:55 <canadiankangaroo> im here for 15 days
29:03 <mr`indiazz> bloody skip have no respect or manner
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29:09 <mr`indiazz> it ridiciouls
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29:27 <canadiankangaroo> u indian?
29:43 <mr`indiazz> umm no im chines
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29:53 <canadiankangaroo> oh okay
30:07 <canadiankangaroo> so asian
30:33 <mr`indiazz> ye dooma
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34:38 * tiesto slaps mr`indiazz around a bit with a large trout
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34:58 <mr`indiazz> wat?
35:02 <segfault> cuntheads
35:03 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@18650acb.dodo.com.au
35:03 Kick: segfault was kicked by ChanOP ((stebie) The C-bomb, or any intended variant, is not tolerated <autoban>)
35:03 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b segfault!*@*
35:07 <mr`indiazz> yes
35:13 <mmm_something> out he goes
35:24 <mr`indiazz> leave me alone im chatting up some girls
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36:31 <tiesto> no luck i c
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38:34 <Quincy> c's smell
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45:29 <tiler> u smoke
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47:01 <mr`indiazz> ye i smoke the lot
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52:14 <pillow_pants> i smoke pole
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53:18 <tiesto> fkoff queer
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58:27 <Admin> lmfao
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58:47 <kibblz> what you laughin about cabron
58:52 <bron> huh
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59:00 <database> bzzzz
59:06 <kibblz> puta
59:35 <database> /...
59:46 <database> beep beep
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00:18 <tiesto> gilbert
00:21 <tiesto> loves zee cawk!
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07:06 <canadiankangaroo> h
07:10 <canadiankangaroo> e
07:12 <canadiankangaroo> l
07:12 <canadiankangaroo> p
07:53 <tiesto> fkup
07:55 <tiesto> phag
08:45 <database> yea
09:36 <canadiankangaroo> cu nt
09:54 <database> di ck
10:09 <database> piss
10:20 <canadiankangaroo> ho mo
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10:27 <database> o m g..
10:36 <database> how d a er y ou
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12:09 <database> mmmmm
12:15 <canadiankangaroo> uuuuuuuuuu
12:18 <canadiankangaroo> ugio
12:35 <database> bzzz
12:51 <database> im a bee
12:55 <database> bzzz
14:08 <database> mm water fast has begun
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15:12 <database> ...
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15:51 <database> donkey
16:01 <kokothemonkey> hee-haw
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16:47 <kokothemonkey> they have fat ass kids on maury povich 4 yrs old 104 lbs thats about 50-60 kg's, he has bigger titties than pamela anderson
16:47 Nick: Lilah is now known as Lilah[away]
17:35 <database> 110 lbs = 50 kg
17:57 <kokothemonkey> thats still fucking fat
18:03 <database> yeah
18:53 <kokothemonkey> just stop freaking feeding them, it's not just bad food thats doing that it's bad food and massive amounts of eating
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23:58 <doctor> send em to africa
24:31 <database> ibless the rains down in africa
24:32 <kokothemonkey> yep AIDS is great at wieght loss :P
24:44 <database> AIDS is sexy
24:47 <database> mm
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26:45 <database> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOyqpKXJBXw#t=0m18s
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28:56 <database> what a baeb
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41:29 <DeathDealer> yeah
41:37 <database> bzzzz
41:51 <DeathDealer> bzz
42:07 <database> hmm
42:23 <DeathDealer> i thought we were me
42:37 <database> im a bee
42:44 <DeathDealer> lol
42:51 <database> bzz
42:56 <DeathDealer> what have you got bee?
43:06 <database> a dik
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43:59 <DeathDealer> Te Ahi Kaa mo 26 o Hongongoi - Te Ahi Kaa - Radio New Zealand
44:11 <DeathDealer> E nga mana, E nga reo! Me ta
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47:52 <DeathDealer> can i suk it?
48:03 <database> wow
48:13 <DeathDealer> i'll pay you for that
48:22 <kokothemonkey> i have a bee in my bonnet
48:23 <DeathDealer> 120 an hour
48:49 <database> il think a bout it
48:56 <DeathDealer> g'day cherry
49:22 <DeathDealer> how much for the whole nite?
50:02 <database> 50 cent
50:13 <DeathDealer> 5000 dollar
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50:37 <DeathDealer> ...i just wanna be with you
50:58 Nick: DeathDealer is now known as Bee_Hornet
51:05 <database> hole body vibration machine
51:32 <staffy> any bitches under 70kg care to chat to a nice polite young gentleman?
51:35 <Bee_Hornet> I wouldnt let you lack of anything when you are with me
52:54 <Bee_Hornet> Cherry my bear
53:04 <database> thats 2 vague u gotta say bitchees with bmi less than 20
53:11 <Bee_Hornet> (*,*)
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53:34 <database> 20 or less
53:39 <database> any thing moreis 2 fat
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53:56 <Bee_Hornet> i'll pay to cash you dont worry a thing database
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54:09 <database> i dont want ur monneys
54:32 <Bee_Hornet> but i'd love to will you all my belongies
55:03 <Bee_Hornet> if it's not for you why live for
55:21 <database> yea good point
55:58 <Bee_Hornet> I like victorian style holmes
56:15 <database> me 2
56:15 <Bee_Hornet> old Ghost houses
56:32 <Bee_Hornet> we can grow crops
56:53 <Bee_Hornet> Indoor hydrophonics
57:02 <Bee_Hornet> corps
57:03 <database> http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b108/sadpuppysphotos/dream/My_house__1890__s_Victorian__by_Eaz.jpg
57:32 <Bee_Hornet> mad looking house boy
57:41 <database> tree houses r cool too
57:42 <database> http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b108/sadpuppysphotos/dream/cumm.jpg
57:43 <Bee_Hornet> you want me to get it for you?
57:58 <database> he hheh heh cum
58:15 <Bee_Hornet> yes me and you in the tree house have sex
58:19 <database> sikc...
58:36 <database> http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b108/sadpuppysphotos/dream/cumm.jpg
58:38 <database> bah
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58:48 <database> http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b108/sadpuppysphotos/dream/cave_swimming.jpg
59:31 <Bee_Hornet> bbs guys
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59:56 <kokothemonkey> i like bitches
00:02 <database> cool
00:20 <database> bitches aint shit but hoes and trikcs
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01:17 <kokothemonkey> i like hoes and tricks too
01:35 <Angryman> lol !!! I tell you what i want what i really really want!!
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02:02 <database> LOL
02:09 <database> u so crazy
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09:20 <anita> wake up >:(
09:31 <pillow_pants> anite
09:32 <pillow_pants> a
09:33 <pillow_pants> ..
09:34 <pillow_pants> hmm
09:47 <anita> ok don't wake up
09:53 <kokothemonkey> me awake
10:09 <database> i went crazy again 2day
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10:36 <pillow_pants> u wouldnt know if u went crazy
10:45 <kokothemonkey> i don't go craazy i'm already there
10:53 <pillow_pants> ud just be chasing bees around or building a bomb shelter or something
11:01 <pillow_pants> and thinking its legit
11:04 <kokothemonkey> well according to my shrink anyway
11:10 <pillow_pants> hehe
11:13 <database> hhe
11:35 <kokothemonkey> i'm not building a bomb shelter, bombs are not the problem, attack from the mole people is
11:41 <pillow_pants> yeh
11:48 <database> hunger hurts but starving works
11:50 <pillow_pants> its like a reverse bomb shelter
11:55 <pillow_pants> the mole shelter
12:10 <kokothemonkey> precisley, either that or living in something that floats or flys
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13:01 <kokothemonkey> i could move to the international space station
13:10 <pillow_pants> that would suck
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13:20 <pillow_pants> dont ask me to help u move ur stuff
13:23 <kokothemonkey> especialy if you apened the door
13:24 <pillow_pants> im busy that day
13:34 <pillow_pants> my trailer is busted
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14:15 <kokothemonkey> my rockets busted but i'm still gonna try
15:24 <kokothemonkey> if you fart in the space station does it stay in there forever ?
15:33 <pillow_pants> sorta
15:37 <pillow_pants> it becomes one
15:43 <pillow_pants> with the station
16:02 <pillow_pants> it will possess the place
16:10 <kokothemonkey> fart station
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28:15 <pillow_pants> like the event horizon
28:22 <pillow_pants> itd give ppl flashbacks and stuff
28:31 <pillow_pants> the fart wouldnt let them leave
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50:09 <kokothemonkey> nobody likes me so they leave
51:04 <database> tru
51:36 <kokothemonkey> what do they fear, is it the fact that i sell candy to 5 yr olds from my beat up van ?
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52:30 <Bee_Hornet> who wants a mobile radar?
52:42 <Bee_Hornet> shows ya whos around
52:58 <kokothemonkey> i got early parole last time because i was able to convince the judge i was already castrated
53:10 <kokothemonkey> for once i was glad i have small testicles
53:39 * Bee_Hornet drops the jug full-O-beer
53:50 <Bee_Hornet> sorry :(
53:56 * kokothemonkey licks the floor\
54:52 <Bee_Hornet> you should meet my bf 'flavio' he's sexy Italo-aussie
55:10 <kokothemonkey> so he's bald and hairy like a yeti ?
55:19 <Bee_Hornet> i dont mine two cocks in my arse
55:25 <Bee_Hornet> bzzzz
55:29 <database> bzzz
55:31 <Bee_Hornet> yep
55:37 <Bee_Hornet> he's
55:43 <kokothemonkey> i'll raise those 2 cocks and give you a 2 l coke bottle
56:05 <Bee_Hornet> i want only real meat :p
56:46 <kokothemonkey> i can shove a fruit bowl up my ass take a few punches in the gut and poop fruit salad for the vegetarians
58:41 <kokothemonkey> if some one pulls as well you can have fruit yoghurt
58:50 * Bee_Hornet feels like real woman in him
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59:17 <Bee_Hornet> yummy
59:17 * kokothemonkey feels a 5 yr old and a horse in him
59:35 <Bee_Hornet> mily & her horse
59:46 <database> miley cyrus
59:55 <Bee_Hornet> mily brasil i think
00:09 <database> miley cyrus
00:10 <kokothemonkey> i got kicked out of the horse riding club for doing it rong, turns out your supposed to ride the horse not the other way around
00:24 <database> lol pony club how gay
01:11 <Bee_Hornet> http://www.animalsex-pictures.com/mily/445.jpg
01:40 <database> gr8
01:44 <kokothemonkey> at the pony club i tried hooving instead of fisting
01:51 <paradox> shes about to get down Bee_Hornet
01:55 <paradox> hehe
01:57 <paradox> yer
01:58 <paradox> get down
02:00 <Bee_Hornet> hehe
02:12 <Bee_Hornet> she's sexy
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04:23 <kokothemonkey> i'd like to die miley cyrus down and put a watermelon in her
04:29 <kokothemonkey> and see if she can spit seeds
04:43 <aliasd> ...
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05:44 <kokothemonkey> i tried it with a coconut once but no milk came out
06:51 <kokothemonkey> it's to quiet here maybe i should try a busier irc network
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12:53 <Angryman> lol !!! I tell you what i want what i really really want!!
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27:20 <Bee_Hornet> boom chk chk
27:47 <paradox> chk chk
28:10 <Bee_Hornet> how are ya bloke?
28:36 <paradox> honestly ?
28:55 <paradox> bored
29:28 <paradox> i need a coffee
29:35 <paradox> oh how i need a coffee
30:13 <Bee_Hornet> I just drank eucalyptus tea
30:24 <Bee_Hornet> cleans me up
31:20 <paradox> im gonna make a coffee
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37:54 <Bee_Hornet> deutschsprachigen
39:11 <paradox> ;o
39:19 <paradox> COFFEE
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48:09 <ShmapPoob> hey
48:46 <Bee_Hornet> I need a lawyer to get my rights back
48:58 <ShmapPoob> oh really
49:01 <Bee_Hornet> yep
49:04 <paradox> really
49:06 <paradox> damn
49:29 <Bee_Hornet> i m counting days n nights in overseas n praying for my death
49:34 <Bee_Hornet> :p
49:38 <ShmapPoob> what?
49:51 <paradox> what the fucks goin on guys ?
50:05 <Bee_Hornet> i just made that up nevermind
50:05 <ShmapPoob> fuck all
50:05 <paradox> ;/
50:09 <Bee_Hornet> i mean take it easy
50:21 <paradox> no shit
50:41 <Bee_Hornet> i m not suicidal
50:45 <ShmapPoob> who cares
50:58 <Bee_Hornet> A good lawyer should for his clients
51:10 <Bee_Hornet> money is not a Prob
51:24 <paradox> really
51:29 <Bee_Hornet> ya
51:33 <paradox> rekon u could slide a bit my way Bee_Hornet ?
51:34 <ShmapPoob> if you're suicidal you need a psychiatrist not a lawyer
51:54 <Bee_Hornet> i m not
52:04 <Bee_Hornet> I dont have any mental issues
52:19 <Bee_Hornet> except for my ex left me undone
52:25 <Bee_Hornet> brb
52:30 <Bee_Hornet> take it easy
52:30 <paradox> i had a dream i baked a cake what a strange dream
52:38 <ShmapPoob> boring dream too
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52:44 <paradox> fuckn random
52:51 <ShmapPoob> very
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52:57 <paradox> i must be bored
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27:17 <Bee_Hornet> heh
27:50 <Bee_Hornet> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/Saturn%2C_Earth_size_comparison.jpg
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31:47 <pillow_pants> ive dreamt about cake
32:01 <pillow_pants> its nothing to worry about
32:12 <paradox> lol
33:36 <Bee_Hornet> http://pds-rings.seti.org/saturn/images/ring_sat.gif
33:45 <pillow_pants> unless u wake up thinking u have cake
33:50 <pillow_pants> but then find that u dont
33:52 <pillow_pants> that sux =[
36:08 <Bee_Hornet> lol at dumb humans
36:19 <Bee_Hornet> we are the dumbest of all
44:11 <paradox> could make a cake
44:16 <paradox> nice big one
44:18 <paradox> :D
45:24 <Bee_Hornet> dont go out in the sun
47:34 <paradox> why?
48:22 <Bee_Hornet> http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/0606/EnceladusCARROLL_f.jpg
50:44 * Bastard is Playing [ 1. Megadeth - Headcrusher ]
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36:40 <Scramble> bleedin' heck, the all blecks just scored a try!
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15:38 <segfault> bit harsh
15:40 <segfault> fuckin
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15:46 <segfault> bash ya neck in
15:54 <segfault> slut
15:55 <segfault> lol
16:25 <segfault> fat slut
17:19 <pillow_pants> y
17:33 <segfault> fuck up mole
17:46 <pillow_pants> k
17:57 <pillow_pants> but
18:01 <pillow_pants> who are u talking to?
18:13 <segfault> you
18:14 <segfault> fuckhead
18:17 <pillow_pants> right
18:24 <pillow_pants> what about b4
18:28 <pillow_pants> like when u joined
18:29 <segfault> you too
18:38 <pillow_pants> k
18:39 <segfault> MONSTER
18:43 <bron> lol
18:44 <bron> hahaha
18:52 <segfault> fuck up bron you ugly nigger
18:56 * bron pats segfault
19:01 <bron> love you too
19:06 <clueless> lol
19:11 <segfault> bron is disgusting yuck
19:17 * bron makes out with segfault
19:27 * segfault spits on bron
19:40 <segfault> then throws a VIC BITTER in her face
19:48 <bron> LOL
19:51 <bron> why are u drinking vb mate
19:52 <segfault> pwnd
19:59 <segfault> im not, it was your drink
20:03 <segfault> coz you love the taste of piss
20:28 <segfault> fat slut lol
20:57 <pillow_pants> eheh
21:13 <segfault> bron get a life you ugly fat mole
21:50 <bron> and with that
21:52 <bron> im off to work
21:55 <bron> cyas
21:56 * deathdealer ======~ chill-nigga
22:02 <deathdealer> work?
22:03 <segfault> out mole
22:05 <segfault> or ill ban ya
22:10 <bron> MOLL
22:11 <segfault> she means, the centrelink office
22:12 <bron> IS HOW YOU SPELL IT
22:13 <bron> ITS SPELT MOLL
22:14 <bron> FUCK
22:17 <segfault> no
22:20 <segfault> its mole
22:20 <bron> nah the citylink office
22:21 <deathdealer> you make 500 a day?
22:23 <segfault> you fuckhead
22:29 <bron> 200 mate
22:30 <segfault> dictionary now itch
22:31 <bron> its moll
22:32 <segfault> bitc
22:34 <bron> dictionary
22:34 <bron> ok
22:35 <deathdealer> before you go can you help me pull
22:36 <segfault> no its not
22:39 <segfault> faggot
22:46 <deathdealer> lol
22:46 <bron> brb dictionary.com
22:48 <deathdealer> bye
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23:06 <bron> http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/moll
23:06 Nick: deathdealer is now known as Bee_Hornet
23:20 <Scramble> morning
23:20 <bron> Quantcast
23:21 <bron> moll - 6 dictionary results
23:26 <bron> moll
23:27 <bron> Use moll in a Sentence
23:27 Kick: bron was kicked by badger.qld.au.austnet.org (Channel flood triggered (limit is 5 lines in 10 secs))
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23:28 <segfault> http://www.thefreedictionary.com/mole
23:33 <segfault> LOLLLLL
23:36 <segfault> pwnd
23:45 <Bee_Hornet> this is Australia?
23:51 <pillow_pants> hehehe
23:56 <Bee_Hornet> heheh
23:59 <bron> moll (mol)
23:59 <bron> n. Slang
24:03 <bron> 1. A woman companion of a gunman or gangster.
24:03 <bron> 2. A woman prostitute.
24:13 <bron> the derogatory form most used is actually spelt moll
24:15 <bron> not mole
24:20 <bron> people just dont know how to spell
24:21 <Scramble> it's moll
24:24 <bron> but thankyou for your input
24:28 <Bee_Hornet> isle of mull
24:43 <bron> anyway WORK BYE
25:10 <Bee_Hornet> http://www.holoscience.com/news/img/Enceladus%20size%20comparison.jpg
25:12 <pillow_pants> wow
25:13 <segfault> faggot
25:18 <pillow_pants> that dictionary's got it all
25:21 <Bee_Hornet> tiny mini tiny aliens rofl
25:25 <segfault> no
25:29 <segfault> i meant mole
25:36 <pillow_pants> yeh i know u did
26:05 <Bee_Hornet> smaller than bees
26:05 <segfault> 6.	molemole - small velvety-furred burrowing mammal having small eyes and fossorial forefeet
26:13 <pillow_pants> hahaha
26:18 <pillow_pants> ah segfault
26:19 <segfault> heh
26:20 <segfault> pwnd
26:28 <segfault> bron failed year 7
26:32 <segfault> muppet
27:08 <Bee_Hornet> bron goes back to uni?
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27:22 <segfault> shes off to centrelink
28:16 <Bee_Hornet> hahah than the massage parlours
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28:32 <segfault> thats it
28:34 <pillow_pants> eheheh
28:36 <segfault> everyone hates bron
28:41 <pillow_pants> you guys are alright
28:45 <Bee_Hornet> i love her
28:45 <segfault> props
28:54 <pillow_pants> i love her too
28:58 <Bee_Hornet> mwha
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29:06 <segfault> i wouldnt root bron if the survival of the human race depended on it
29:14 * Bee_Hornet sloopy kisses pillow_pants
29:15 <segfault> she's fucking ugly
29:17 <pillow_pants> i loved her from the moment i realised she wasnt a guy
29:23 <segfault> lol
29:40 <pillow_pants> which was 25 seconds ago
29:41 <Bee_Hornet> i aint a guy
29:51 <pillow_pants> i love you too
30:41 <Bee_Hornet> i wanna be in a space observatory, that's all
30:58 <pillow_pants> then whats the problem
31:01 <pillow_pants> im not stopping ya
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31:25 <pillow_pants> i wouldnt dream of it
31:48 <Bee_Hornet> there are jobs in there?
32:25 <pillow_pants> ah yeh
32:32 <Scramble> Convince NASA to open one in bangladesh
32:48 <pillow_pants> Bee_Hornet are you english?
32:51 <pillow_pants> speaking
32:53 <pillow_pants> and that
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34:08 <pervert> any smooth talkers?
34:16 <pillow_pants> lol
34:18 <Bee_Hornet> yep
34:20 <Bee_Hornet> bzzzzzzz
34:41 <Bee_Hornet> Bigbee is perverted in his head
34:52 <Bee_Hornet> K8,1lmao
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35:27 <pillow_pants> weird as shit
35:38 <pervert> wheres bigbee today?
36:21 <pillow_pants> i dont know
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37:37 <pervert> same
37:44 <pillow_pants> ye
38:11 <kokothemonkey> woof
38:20 <paradox> a new world order
38:30 <pillow_pants> *hit*
38:59 <kokothemonkey> meow
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39:21 <pillow_pants> *kick*
39:22 <kokothemonkey> i scared him off
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39:31 <pillow_pants> stop it
39:56 * kokothemonkey cries
40:42 * pillow_pants does too
40:52 * Scramble points and laughs
41:20 * kokothemonkey gets his knife out
42:08 <pillow_pants> cool
42:09 <kokothemonkey> staby staby
42:42 <kokothemonkey> theres a movie on cable all about old people dating and having sex
43:42 <pillow_pants> cool
43:53 <pillow_pants> its about time someone made that movie
44:05 <pillow_pants> its a story that needed to be told
44:06 <kokothemonkey> no saggy tits though :(
44:14 <its> wats is called ?
44:22 <kokothemonkey> i have no idea
44:23 <pillow_pants> lol
44:28 <Scramble> saggy, the tits and balls story.
44:39 <its> haha
44:39 <pillow_pants> eheh
44:54 <kokothemonkey> viagra, the blue pill
45:03 <Scramble> that's why I don't have foxtel
45:08 <Scramble> there's still nothing on
45:58 <pillow_pants> i make my own fun
46:28 <kokothemonkey> internet porn ?
46:37 <its> lol
47:52 <kokothemonkey> we have come so far as a society, free porn videos on demand :P
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49:34 <pillow_pants> god bless america
50:35 <kokothemonkey> and thankgod for sexually promicious teens
54:10 <kokothemonkey> also sexually promiscious milfs :P
54:40 <kokothemonkey> oh hell all sexually promi9scious women the fatties and oldies included :P
57:56 Nick: pillow_pants is now known as swashbuckler
58:55 <swashbuckler> yeh
59:02 <swashbuckler> tell it
59:30 <kokothemonkey> ha an old chick joined a beaverment club for the guys :P
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59:51 <swashbuckler> sweet
00:15 <swashbuckler> wow
00:35 <swashbuckler> did you know a Dyke is a 'wall built to prevent flooding'?
00:43 <kokothemonkey> yup
00:58 <kokothemonkey> they have a lot in norway i think
01:00 Nick: swashbuckler is now known as dyke
01:50 <dyke> ehehehe
02:31 <kokothemonkey> bed for me
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05:01 <Scramble> holland
05:56 <dyke> yeh
05:59 <dyke> full of dykes
06:12 <Scramble> isn't it dijk?
06:34 <dyke> maybe in dutchtalk
06:48 Nick: dyke is now known as dijk
07:09 <Scramble> fkn dutchtalk
07:13 <Scramble> dutchjabber
07:45 <dijk> yeh
07:55 <dijk> with their crazy customs
08:20 <segfault> fukup
08:22 <segfault> now
08:23 <segfault> fgt
08:26 <dijk> now?
08:49 <dijk> for how long?
09:56 <Scramble> until they invent a hot abbo :P
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11:56 <dijk> k
12:50 <Scramble> it's about 7am that boredom sets in
12:55 <Scramble> I think I'll have a coffe eh
13:08 <dijk> yeh same
13:12 <dijk> only 5am
13:29 <dijk> imma have half chocolate, half coffee
13:30 <dijk> milk
13:31 <dijk> stuff
13:46 <segfault> fgt
14:02 <dijk> na man
14:11 <dijk> only hard fckers drink coffee at 5am
14:22 <dijk> i henk no f'in fgt bra!
15:33 <dijk> i wish i worked in a candy store
19:31 <dijk> id be like
19:39 <dijk> om nom nom
21:26 <Scramble> apparently princess di was on the pill
21:40 <dijk> sick
21:40 <Scramble> I'd love to stuff her royal hole full of seed
21:47 <dijk> yeh
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27:59 <invizzi> man this sucks
28:30 <Licentious> certainly does
29:18 <invizzi> im losing weight to fast, according do the 'status quo'
29:32 <Licentious> lol
29:40 <invizzi> but its not like im starving myself i am eating as much as i ever did but just slightly healthier
29:51 <Licentious> then
29:55 <invizzi> maybe people are just fucken dumb then
29:56 <Licentious> carry on
30:11 <invizzi> well i dont wanna lose it this fast, seems like something is wrong
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30:21 <Licentious> alright then
30:41 <invizzi> ill find out at the gym today
30:57 <invizzi> if im weaker then i know to eat more hamburgers
31:13 <Licentious> if u lost wieght ull probly be weaker
31:23 <segfault> shut the fuck up
31:29 <segfault> go back to bed you fucking losers
31:41 <invizzi> segfault: get stabbed faggot
31:47 <Licentious> *back* to bed?
31:50 <Licentious> no
31:53 <Licentious> why dont you
31:55 <invizzi> Licentious: yeah exactly, thats why i dont wanna lose a kilo a day
31:55 <segfault> ill fuckin knife you
31:57 <segfault> scumag
32:06 <invizzi> segfault: your fucked mate
32:08 <Licentious> waiting for your sheets to dry?
32:14 <segfault> ill cut ya fuckin head off, lose fuckin 60 kilo
32:19 <segfault> fuckin thickheda
32:25 <segfault> thickhead
32:36 <invizzi> make ill cut your fucken dick off and you lose 1 gram you little shithead
32:36 <Licentious> hehehehe
32:41 <segfault> lol
32:42 <Licentious> hehehehe
33:01 <segfault> my dick is thicker than your fuckin neck
33:08 <segfault> fuckin worm
33:09 <invizzi> you have a chode
33:25 <segfault> ill bum you with no lube fool
33:36 <invizzi> dirty poofta
33:37 <segfault> lol
33:42 <segfault> pwn
33:48 <Licentious> ehe
33:50 <invizzi> ill get your mum to bum you
35:10 <Scramble> what's the most sensitive part of a person who's masturbating?
35:16 <invizzi> all this diet shit is written for dumb woman who have never lifted a barbell in their bitch lives
35:24 <invizzi> so its all precautionary and gay
35:37 <Scramble> their ears
35:45 <Licentious> i guess u know if ur sick or not
35:45 <invizzi> where as all the bodybuilder info is written for the suppliment industry so it is just there to sell crap you dont need
35:57 <Licentious> the fuck Scramble
36:31 <invizzi> basicly i got so much muscle than i can easily burn 1 kilo a day cause im a fucken machine, suck shit mofos
36:38 <Scramble> lol
36:45 <Scramble> do you call your arms your guns too?
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36:52 <invizzi> sometimes
36:55 <Licentious> lol
36:59 <invizzi> when a girl is present
37:23 <Scramble> Pascale on Outrageous Fortune is fucking ht
37:50 <invizzi> is that a girl ?
37:56 <Scramble> yis
38:07 <Scramble> Haven't seen outrageous fortune?
38:08 <invizzi> lucky
38:13 <invizzi> no what is it
38:17 <Scramble> ut's choice
38:28 <Scramble> it's a kiwi show about a family of criminals
38:39 <invizzi> ohh yeah i know that show
38:46 <invizzi> kinda like shameless yah?
40:01 <Scramble> nah
40:08 <Scramble> less trips and freakouts :P
41:22 <invizzi> k
41:33 <invizzi> i dont watch much tv
41:44 <invizzi> amazing race, talking about my generation
41:46 <invizzi> thats about it
42:17 <Scramble> I haven't seen much of race, but what I have seen has been pretty funny
42:41 <invizzi> yeah i used to watch it with my dad
42:58 <invizzi> so i dont watch it much now
43:14 <invizzi> sometimes my bitch mum is in the lounge room asking questions all the time and wrecking the show
47:07 <Scramble> heh
47:09 <Scramble> don't they always?
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47:59 <invizzi> heh
49:57 <Scramble> My mum watches talkin' bout your generation, but only cause micallef's on it
50:14 <invizzi> yeah he is a funny man
52:35 <invizzi> man this fibre network is lame only top speed of 100? thats crap
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00:37 <Scramble> what fibre network?
01:39 <invizzi> the stupid one the government have been trying to get put together
01:44 <invizzi> its so dull
02:03 <invizzi> wont be built for another 10 years and it will only be 100mbit which is ordinary
02:04 <Scramble> 100mb/s is pretty fast
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02:17 <invizzi> by the time it comes out it wont be fast anymore
02:39 <Scramble> most people are on 1.5mb
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02:56 <invizzi> yeah but compared to the rest of the world
03:02 <invizzi> most people have 100 and have for years
03:12 <Scramble> like sweden
03:13 <Scramble> and that's it
03:24 <invizzi> if the nbm is supposed to be a giant project then why dont they be more ambitious
03:41 <invizzi> 'i have a dream..... to build an average network'
03:55 <Scramble> I'm happy with my speed at the moment. What this country needs is bigger download plans at affordable prices.
04:10 <Scramble> There's no point in 100mb's internet if we on'y have a 20gb limit
04:14 <invizzi> i want higher upload speeds for gaming and stuff
04:38 <invizzi> yeah there is a company that offers unlimited downloads at offpeak times
04:49 <invizzi> so its like 20 gig a month and unlimited from midnight to 6 am or something
04:55 <Scramble> uploads are fine. A ping of 20 on TF2 is about as good as it gets unless you were on a lan
04:55 <invizzi> aapt
05:34 <invizzi> my arsehole dad has 50 gig adsl2+
05:46 <invizzi> he is an elite pirate
05:48 <Krystal> i have 60
05:51 <Scramble> I'm going on to that plan soon
05:54 <Scramble> it's only $50
06:35 <invizzi> yeah i was going to by as soon as i typed in the ccard details they said 'we arn't ready to switch you over just yet but we will still bill you for this month, expect to be churned over in a months time...' so i canceled
07:30 <Scramble> I download at a megabyte a second as it is, and that's plenty fast. Australia just needs better download allowances, without something like a 5 hour off-peak time
07:31 <invizzi> im paying 70 bucks for people telecom, old fashioned adsl 1 and small download
08:44 <Scramble> ring them up and complain. threated to leave and they'll upgrade you to adsl2 for nothing
09:00 <Scramble> I rang up telstra last week, got more downloads and 10% off the bill :)
09:13 <invizzi> their adsl2 deals are shit though, more expensive than average and less downloads
09:27 <invizzi> been unhappy with people telecom for like 3 years but too lazy to change
09:44 <Scramble> threaten to leave then.
09:48 <Scramble> They'll give you a deal
10:13 <Scramble> at the very least they'll do a discount
10:26 <Scramble> no hassle involved
10:27 <invizzi> im not clever enough
11:10 <Scramble> I just rang up billing and said "I'm thinking of cancelling my internet" "Oh, sorry to hear that. May I ask why?" "There's a better deal that offers more downloads for cheaper" "Well, what I can do is...."
11:43 <invizzi> yeah but if i sign up to another isp they will do all the work for me
12:25 <Scramble> I'm still gonna switch, this is just a sweet discount I scored while I get the cash together to switch :P
12:36 <Scramble> it's worth it
12:55 <invizzi> i doubt people telecom even have a phone service
12:57 <invizzi> they dont give a shit
13:35 <Scramble> oh, they're an ISP? Heh, I thought it was another name for telstra :P
13:55 <invizzi> yeah thats its name
13:59 <invizzi> used to be swiftel
14:28 <Scramble> ahh
14:40 <Scramble> I'm on cable, so I gotta do a bit of fucking about to get onto adsl2
15:09 <invizzi> wtf i got this weird email
15:18 <invizzi> by Connie Cordeiro
15:47 <Scramble> S-P-A-M
16:00 <invizzi> it didnt go in the junk folder
17:05 <invizzi> its weird how only old people use the isp email address
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19:36 <Scramble> heh
19:48 <Scramble> I did until I moved out of home and my brother kept my internet
20:51 <Scramble> speaking of which, he might find it's not working cause I don't have enough money to pay for it
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23:39 <invizzi> i signed up to this really gay bloody website called bodyspace, was the biggest load of shit i have even been a part of
23:50 <invizzi> and now they are making me jump through hoops to delete my account there
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24:33 <Scramble> I don't know how many email addys I've dumped rather than try to get out of some spam shit
25:09 <invizzi> yeah i just keep my hotmail for everything shit and use my gmail for personal things
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31:27 <TannedGuy> the snow is the best who agrees
32:01 <Scramble> never been
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48:12 <MonkeyInMyMind> hmm
48:17 <Scramble> yep
48:55 <MonkeyInMyMind> hi Scramble
49:03 <Scramble> wassup?
50:42 <Scramble> I need more coffee. How about you?
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51:35 <scooter> morning
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52:00 * MonkeyInMyMind bes miserable
52:15 <MonkeyInMyMind> its been a horrible day and its not even 9am
52:31 <Scramble> Can't be that bad
52:37 <Scramble> there's only been a few hours of awakeness
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58:17 <MonkeyInMyMind> Simon's Cat ftw
58:25 <MonkeyInMyMind> stll been miserable
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02:47 <invizzi> holy shit some gay guy just msg me
03:12 <invizzi> i signed up to oasis dating site
03:59 <Scramble> haha
04:06 <Scramble> take him out.
04:13 <Scramble> dinner for a gobby
04:20 <invizzi> thats not right
04:48 <Scramble> lol
05:07 <invizzi> i click on the girls and most are average so i go look at the guys to see what kind of profile i should make and as soon as i look at someones i hear this bell noise and it goes 'blah blah' is looking at your profile
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10:25 <Death_Dealer> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlkV1ybBnHI
11:29 <invizzi> he never went to the moon
11:51 <invizzi> the reason space travel cost 10% of the gdp back in the 60's was to pay everyone to keep silent about the big lie
12:19 <Scramble> I find it hard to believe that we could have gone to the moon back in the 60's
12:29 <Scramble> but if it was false, don't you think it would have come out by now?
12:54 <invizzi> what i find hard to believe that people believe it is not hard to believe
13:06 <Death_Dealer> Why dont visit the USA
13:21 <Death_Dealer> bush mates
13:31 <invizzi> come out by who? even if buzz aldrin said it was false, a million other people would say otherwise
14:00 <Scramble> The russians for one
14:08 <Scramble> they would have been watching the US like a hawk
14:17 <invizzi> yeah you would think the russians would say something
14:22 <Scramble> yeah
14:30 <invizzi> maybe they dont give a shit
14:38 <Scramble> the was a space race on at the time. of course they gave a shit
14:41 <Scramble> *there
14:47 <invizzi> alot of the time countries don't bother uncovering the truth
15:01 <Death_Dealer> we are not alone in the space
15:15 <invizzi> meh
15:17 * MonkeyInMyMind pokes dea
15:21 <Scramble> what about all the people who worked at the parkes observatory?
15:23 <MonkeyInMyMind> oops
16:08 <Death_Dealer> there are many many observatories in the galaxy
16:24 <Death_Dealer> i m not sure which one you mentioning
16:28 <Scramble> do you do SETI @ home DD?
16:56 <Death_Dealer> US humans are fools
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17:37 <invizzi> has anyone heard about that hole in jupitor? its a black spot and it is getting larger every day
17:46 <Scramble> here comes bee-hornet
17:51 <invizzi> probably going to ignite the planet and become a 2nd sun for the satanic new world
17:58 <Scramble> I heard something about it
18:55 <invizzi> some australian guy actually discovered the thing in jupitor
19:02 <invizzi> then nasa started taking all the credit
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19:51 <invizzi> some guy came to the door to deliver some package
20:13 <stebie> mail order bride?
20:18 <Scramble> his dick in a box?
20:36 <invizzi> nah something from telstra big pond
20:42 <invizzi> he had the wrong address
21:47 * Krystal cuddles stebieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
22:11 <invizzi> i had to answer the door in my underpants
22:15 <invizzi> was bad
22:22 <Scramble> hahaha
22:32 <Krystal> u couldn't put trackies on invizzi?
22:42 <Krystal> u just wanted to flash
22:53 <invizzi> they are drying in the dryer
23:10 <Krystal> u only own one pair of pants?
23:46 <invizzi> yeah 1 pair of tracksuit pants
23:49 <invizzi> 1 pair of jeans
23:52 <invizzi> rest are too small to wear
24:01 <Krystal> and they were both in the dryer?
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24:11 <invizzi> no the jeans are in the closet
24:16 <Krystal> well there u go
24:24 <Krystal> u didn't need to open the door in ur undies
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25:17 * euro_jocks slaps invizzi around a bit with a large trout
25:37 <invizzi> i better start my day
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25:45 <Scramble> I gotta rewash my clothes. I did them last thursday and never bothered to dry them
25:53 <Krystal> ewwwwwwwww
25:59 <Krystal> u need to hang them on the line
27:15 <euro_jocks> krystal dont u sleep!
27:15 <euro_jocks> soo early
27:28 <invizzi> Krystal: is a bot
27:33 <euro_jocks> lol
27:37 <euro_jocks> invizzi dnt u sleep
27:43 <invizzi> yeah 8 hours
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27:47 <invizzi> did you?
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29:19 <invizzi> hows this for my oasis profile description
29:28 <Scramble> Yeah
29:34 <Scramble> I gotta wash them again first though
29:34 <invizzi> Hilarious guy who is has a healthy lifestyle and likes making short films.
29:42 <Scramble> I just hope they haven't gone mouldy
29:48 <invizzi> doesnt even make sense
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36:26 <invizzi> off i go
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51:47 <stebie> this low carb mother energy drink tastes like piss
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54:45 <northerndude23> anyone bored near northcote wanna chat?
54:52 <quiet^> no sorry
55:47 <Scramble> has anyone found any good hard rubbish yet?
56:03 <quiet^> yer i get my stuff from the tip
56:07 <quiet^> its good stuff dude
57:15 <Scramble> there's a tv near my house, but I need to wake up my brother to help me carry it
57:18 <Scramble> I hope it's still there
59:37 <quiet^> yes lets hope
01:14 <Scramble> I'm gonna dump this 21" CRT monitor that's been sitting in my room for 6 months
01:26 <Scramble> Nice monitor but it's borked
01:39 <quiet^> well its no use then and its taking up space
01:53 <quiet^> but thats probably why someone left that tv out :P
02:11 <Scramble> yeah, but worth testing it
02:24 <Scramble> People around here are pretty rich. They might have gotten a new flat screen or something
02:33 <quiet^> yer maybe
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18:54 <segfault> cunthead
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20:29 <invizzi> man this is so depressing, looking for a job in this boring world
20:52 <invizzi> i checked 1000 job vacancies and only could apply for 3
23:54 <g^style> you must be highly skilled
24:03 <invizzi> no skills at all
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26:21 <quiet^> you might wanna remove sarcasm from your list of skills invizzi
26:33 <invizzi> i dont have skills
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27:03 <Scramble> apply at crown
27:13 <Scramble> unless you're completely mentally deficient, they'll hire you
27:13 <invizzi> have a dirty police record
27:30 <Scramble> has it got to do with fraud?
27:32 <quiet^> see yewz lattes
27:36 <g^style> cyber crime
28:16 <invizzi> no its to do with robbing
28:36 <g^style> he shot the princess warrior in WoW and now there is a virtual arrest warrant out for him
28:40 <quiet^> invizzi see theres a skill you can put down!
28:55 <invizzi> i never did anything, i was just drinking with the wrong people at the wrong time
28:57 <g^style> what did you rob
29:08 <Scramble> should b ok then
29:12 <invizzi> marked for like like a total sucker
29:15 <invizzi> life
29:25 <Scramble> A guy I was working with had a B&E on his record
29:36 <g^style> bacon and egg
29:42 <invizzi> yum
29:43 <Scramble> yep
29:47 <g^style> he might need to re-print that record
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33:43 <invizzi> im applying for kmart
33:50 <invizzi> even though there are no available jobs
34:29 <TannedGuy> hey all chat anyone
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40:19 <DeathDealer> hello Australia
41:06 <DeathDealer> to be honest life is better in overseas for me, cos i am local here who was disappear for like eleven years
41:10 <DeathDealer> bzzzzzzzz
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48:43 <invizzi> man that guy is insane
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49:51 Kick: knife was kicked by ChanOP (Until RomperStomper can be somewhat normal, this ban stays.)
49:52 <invizzi> do you have to tell centrelink about tax returns?
50:09 <Scramble> I'd say so
51:00 <invizzi> i dont wanna
51:51 <invizzi> what if i got too much money from the tax return?
53:44 <invizzi> fuck it i just didnt recieve it in the mail yet
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57:51 * luc-away is Back: sleepies Gone: 10h44m41s
57:53 Nick: luc-away is now known as Lucinda
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07:46 <xarcos> FAT
07:53 <Scramble> english food is shit yeah?
08:39 <xarcos> English food is like, bacon and eggs.
09:06 <Scramble> I mean in the general sense. Like getting pizza in england
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11:02 <xarcos> Anything with dead cow in it will taste like ass, just like in the USA.
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22:05 <mattbiguy> ne gay/bi gys here from melbournes northern subs wanna chat msg me pls
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25:27 <invizzi> my dad things dwayne johnson is cool
26:00 <Scramble> lol
26:02 <Scramble> He's alright
26:10 <invizzi> yeah
26:14 <Scramble> he's got a bit of charisma to him
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28:27 <invizzi> so you think goblins are joining horde or alliance?
29:19 <Scramble> dunno. That game bores me.
29:53 <Scramble> Every now and then I get a game card, play it for about a week, then stop playing it.
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30:26 <invizzi> yeah i stopped ages ago
30:37 <invizzi> ill play when the next expansion comes out
31:04 <Scramble> I got a pali up to 32 the other month then stopped playing
31:26 <Scramble> there was no good area to level. quests were too high and noone wanted to team up.
31:35 <Scramble> I think it was a bad alliance server
31:39 <invizzi> yeah game is realy horrible until you get to 80
31:55 <invizzi> and i was in a really shit guild so we never did any raids
32:10 <mattbiguy> guy in crigieburn l have a place in craigieburn lm after a wank and suck session now u interested let me know
32:15 <xarcos> I made the best guild in Australia.
32:17 <Scramble> That's what everyone says. But what's the point of playing a game that's shitty until there's nothing left to do?
32:18 <xarcos> Losers.
32:25 <invizzi> loser guild?
32:45 <xarcos> We were pretty famous... all because of my extremely good leadership and logistical skills.
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33:03 <Scramble> totally famous.
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33:09 <invizzi> i had very good leader skills as well
33:17 <stebie> darn, too slow
33:21 <Krystal> ha
33:26 <xarcos> It was like covert ops.
33:56 <invizzi> lol borx this guy in my guild is still playing
34:00 <invizzi> i checked the armory
34:21 <invizzi> i figured after i left half the guild would quit the game
34:32 <invizzi> im still 2nd in command at least
34:35 <Scramble> you thought wrong. it's like a drug.
34:44 <Scramble> it corrupts people
34:49 <invizzi> so much for their 2 month booting policy
35:29 <xarcos> I beat the game, only tards stay around for the community aspect.
35:57 <Scramble> it's a community of tards.
36:04 <Scramble> all they do is talk about the game
36:40 <xarcos> You just played with noobs.
36:41 <Scramble> I wish I could get a refund on conan
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36:50 <invizzi> hmm i might go and get a 2 month game card
36:51 <invizzi> wow rules
36:58 * xarcos spews on invizzi.
37:20 <xarcos> I stand by seanbaby's article on it... he speaks my words.
37:26 <Scramble> grind grind grind. quest quest quest. boring boring boring.
37:44 <Scramble> instances are fun though.
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38:39 <xarcos> I liked abusing people in ventrilo more while playing. We'd rarely ever talk about the game so it was sort of like a nerd gathering of normal people.
39:14 <invizzi> damnit 34 people are using my 2nd alts name on other servers
39:26 <Scramble> I couldn't think of anything worse than actually having to talk to other people playing the game.
39:38 <invizzi> same
39:46 <invizzi> i bought the wireless microphone for xbox live but fuck that
39:53 <invizzi> it feels so forced
40:05 <invizzi> 'haha i shot you, haha'
40:11 <xarcos> Yeah Scramble, that's horrible. I was out with my friend once at a party and his friends WHO WEREN'T EVEN NERDS were just talking about WoW. I pretended I didn't know anything about the game, even though I was the best player in the universe.
40:13 <xarcos> It was really awkward.
40:17 <xarcos> Even their fucking girlfriends were talking about it.
40:34 <invizzi> yeah i would never admit to playing wow at a party
40:36 <invizzi> just like irc
40:47 <Scramble> You should have told them you were the best player in the universe. I'm sure you would have been the life of the party.
41:11 <xarcos> No, becuse then they'd probably be like 'omg show me your char' etc.
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41:17 <xarcos> And masturbate rigorously.
41:22 <invizzi> cool
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44:06 <invizzi> man my old guilds leader is such a fucken loser, has 4455 achievment points but doesnt even have epic gear
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46:16 * ICE_QUEEN[A] is back from offsomewherechasingmoonbeans [duration: 11hrs 54mins 55secs]
46:17 Nick: ICE_QUEEN[A] is now known as ICE_QUEEN
46:42 <invizzi> ok i wont buy the gamecard today i quit forever
46:51 <invizzi> caught old ironjaw, what more could i want?
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49:49 <xarcos> Gross.
49:49 <Bass`Babe85> Hai All =)
49:58 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@*.bne?.internode.on.net
50:15 <xarcos> Omg it's Fish`Babe. You can talk about WoW to invizzi.
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50:31 <invizzi> ?
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50:49 <xarcos> Haha, she couldn't handle it.
50:52 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> bahh humbug to you too xarcos
50:57 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> nah I dropped out
51:02 <xarcos> Aww...
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51:51 <invizzi> my lunch is bloody too small today
51:57 <invizzi> steak wrap with cream cheese
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52:08 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> steak and cheese
52:09 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> mmm
52:09 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER
52:12 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> ty
52:16 <diditforthelulz> smoko brb
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55:53 <xarcos> Buttered walrus bladders.
56:02 <diditforthelulz> yummy
56:30 <xarcos> I throw up a dead kitten when people near me smoke.
56:45 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> sounds sexy
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58:01 * diditforthelulz Is listening to Tenacious D - The Pick Of Destiny .:. Time: 2:29
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00:05 <invizzi> im going to cook dinner and put it in plastic bags to freeze
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01:38 <diditforthelulz> brb rebooting, pc is running like shit for some reason
01:40 Quit: diditforthelulz ([email protected]) Quit: invader blood runs through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants... the pants command me! do not ignore my veins!
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07:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v diditforthelulz
07:53 * xarcos wraps Geek-Girl up in tentacles.
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10:02 Nick: IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER is now known as Bass`Babe85
11:28 <invizzi> can you free stirfried food?
11:40 <Bass`Babe85> freeze?
11:53 <Bass`Babe85> yeah it's possible if you co0l it down to ro0m temp
12:03 <Bass`Babe85> then bag it and freeze it
13:33 <invizzi> ok im cooking 3 kilos of food
13:47 <Bass`Babe85> sounds alright that'll set you up for a few days
13:50 <speedmonkey> why would you want to freeze rice
13:55 <speedmonkey> takes fuck all to cook anyway
14:02 <Bass`Babe85> he didn't say rice
14:08 <bejuggle> Egh, kill me.
14:11 <Bass`Babe85> stirfry isn't always with rice
14:12 <speedmonkey> oh
14:15 <invizzi> i dont eat rice
14:17 <invizzi> too much carbs
14:29 * Bass`Babe85 kills bejuggle
14:31 <Bass`Babe85> happy?
16:41 <botflies> hey
17:22 <Bass`Babe85> hey hey
17:29 * diditforthelulz Is listening to Tenacious D - The Metal .:. Time: 2:45
18:14 <botflies> hey get fucked
18:22 <botflies> GET FUCKED BASS BABE
18:23 <botflies> oh wait
18:26 <botflies> bass babe is hot
18:29 <botflies> whats up baby doll
18:51 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
18:58 <Bass`Babe85> nm yourself? it's freezing
19:06 <Scramble> BSHHH Call 1300 INJURED
19:44 <botflies> go outside and go for a run
19:48 <botflies> u wont be so cold then
19:53 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *fuck*!*@*
19:53 <invizzi> i better start an oasis dating profile
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19:55 <botflies> i am eatingbeefy jerky and drinking ribena
19:56 Mode: (by ChanOP) -bb segfault!*@* *!*@18650acb.dodo.com.au
20:10 <invizzi> omg its offline
20:13 <diditforthelulz> watch the caps please botflies
20:14 <Bass`Babe85> yeah but it's raining.. myself and the fo0tpath don't agree about not slipping on my face
20:21 <diditforthelulz> same with you Scramble
20:26 <Bass`Babe85> the fo0tpath eggs me on to fall
20:48 <botflies> ?
20:54 <botflies> what fucking caps?
20:59 <invizzi> yeah who wants lemon and caper chicken?
20:59 <botflies> lol
21:05 <botflies> do you see me repeating myself
21:10 <invizzi> cooking 1 kilo of it
21:30 <Scramble> lemon and caper chicken eh?
21:38 <Scramble> Sounds prety sour
21:44 <Bass`Babe85> wtf is caper?
21:47 <invizzi> yeah cause everything else requires me to buy ingredients
21:50 <invizzi> capers are gross
21:58 <invizzi> but they are in the fridge
22:22 <botflies> i thiink its apepper
22:25 * diditforthelulz Is listening to Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently .:. Time: 2:03
22:34 <diditforthelulz> <3 this song
22:34 <diditforthelulz> lmfao
22:48 <Scramble> Man, can't even quote a dumb ad anymore without getting told off for using caps?
23:09 <invizzi> yeah its crazy
23:18 <invizzi> nazis everywhere
23:30 <Scramble> fascism 1, society 0
23:38 <invizzi> lol
24:04 <Scramble> lemon and capers
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24:10 <Scramble> have you tasted the mix?
24:16 <invizzi> i dont like capers
24:36 <Scramble> so you're not gonna use them then
24:53 <invizzi> yeah i figure that by following the recipe word for word i will get a delicious meal
25:34 <Scramble> should do
26:03 <Bass`Babe85> I had lasagna last night that made me almost die from farting
26:09 <Scramble> lol
26:13 <Scramble> roo does that to me
26:16 <Bass`Babe85> you know those really warming pantal farts
26:19 <Bass`Babe85> the scary ones
26:26 <Scramble> haha
26:27 <diditforthelulz> <3 roo
27:01 <xarcos> I vomited in my mouth a little.
27:14 <Bass`Babe85> I heard a do0d in america killed his wife from his farts
27:24 <Bass`Babe85> I dunno wether to believe it
27:44 <xarcos> Classy.
28:05 <Bass`Babe85> TheMayo tried adding me to Facebo0k, pretending he was a female... How horrible..
28:30 <Scramble> unless he did a neverending fart into a funnel that was attached to a hose, that was attached to a WWII gas mask, I doubt it.
29:06 <invizzi> add me to facebook
29:11 <invizzi> you can ask for my name
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30:49 <Bass`Babe85> invizzi I'm fairly sure you're on mine
31:04 <invizzi> nah
31:12 <Bass`Babe85> how do you know?
31:20 <Bass`Babe85> you're on my myspace
31:24 <Bass`Babe85> I know this
31:29 * diditforthelulz Is listening to Tenacious D - Wonderboy .:. Time: 4:06
31:31 <invizzi> i dont have myspace, i deleted it years ago
31:41 <Bass`Babe85> yeah well I was on it
31:57 <invizzi> i have decided to cook tarragon chicken
32:06 <xarcos> You're on my fake social network #912342 OMG!1!!1 Because we don't talk to each other but we pretend to be.
34:25 <Scramble> Everyone at work has their group cert, but I haven't gotten mine yet.
34:30 <Scramble> Fuckin' lousy corporation
34:35 <xarcos> They hate you.
34:51 <xarcos> Show them a piece of your mind by coming in strapped in C4.
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35:02 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@4bc65b2a.tpgi.com.au
35:07 <invizzi> i got my tax return last week but i dont remember getting group cert
35:09 <Bass`Babe85> xarcos you sho0sh
35:10 <Scramble> Could I pay you to do it for me?
35:22 <Bass`Babe85> I'd strap hotdogs to myself and do it
35:28 <Bass`Babe85> Do you lo0k heaps manly?
35:29 <Scramble> I've got one from my other job and one from centrelink
35:31 <Bass`Babe85> I might fail
35:47 <xarcos> You'd have to pay me in clams.
36:05 <xarcos> DELICIOUS CLAMS
36:08 <Scramble> Can't do clams. Mussels?
36:13 <xarcos> NO.
36:15 * xarcos stamps foot.
36:21 <Scramble> Pipis?
36:28 <xarcos> I will take my business elsewhere.
36:49 <Scramble> Allah u akhbar!
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37:18 <xarcos> Nharak sa'id, effendi.
37:22 <^pilot^> xarcos
37:25 <^pilot^> clams are gread
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37:34 <^pilot^> -d +t
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38:57 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v HARDstyle-Milan
39:11 <HARDstyle-Milan> cheers babes!
39:12 <HARDstyle-Milan> re0w
41:36 <bejuggle> Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
41:38 <bejuggle> Kill me.
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45:04 <invizzi> gym time: The Ultimate Test.
45:17 <invizzi> to see if diet has inhibited my awesome muscle growth
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58:00 <Kez_> hey all
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00:17 <Lilah> ~
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04:04 * diditforthelulz Is listening to Rob Zombie - Iron Head .:. Time: 4:12
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08:18 <xarcos> oldnativeamericanwoman.jpg
09:11 <Krystal> is that ur mum xarcos?
09:21 <xarcos> Haha, I wish.
09:28 <xarcos> She'd be a famous tactician!
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11:45 <Lilah> HAHAHAHAH
12:26 <Lilah> Turning into an old nativa american woman should be listed as a side effect of that game.
12:33 <Lilah> native*
13:38 <xarcos> No, it should be a warning label on the box.
14:28 <Lilah> It is unfortunate then that those who download it illegally shall receive no such warning. :(
15:21 <xarcos> It is a burden they'll have to live with!
15:35 <xarcos> Someone on Reddit posted the soundtrack to OMF2097.
15:41 <xarcos> Must... download...
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16:16 <Lilah> Just wake up?
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17:49 <Scramble> that was the hottest new game of 1993
18:07 <xarcos> 1994.
18:15 <xarcos> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuR3i0_4lY
18:15 <xarcos> Lol.
18:18 <xarcos> This is horrible.
18:26 <xarcos> MY EARS, THEY BLEED.
19:05 <xarcos> TF2 karaoke, btw.
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19:48 <demon`sleep> oh fuck
19:52 <demon`sleep> thats bad
19:55 <Lilah> Wish I might, wish I may, you wish your life awaaaaaaaaaay
20:03 Nick: demon`sleep is now known as demon`
20:46 <xarcos> It sounds like 100 cats being thrown into a woodchipper.
20:50 * diditforthelulz Is listening to Rob Zombie - House of 1000 Corpses .:. Time: 6:26
20:54 <xarcos> Then reversing out and doing it agani.
20:56 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v demon
21:04 <xarcos> Actually, I swear I can hear a cat meowing as one of the voices.
21:29 <xarcos> Haha: "I'm sure that's how hell sounds like."
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28:12 * diditforthelulz Is listening to Rammstein - Asche Zu Asche .:. Time: 3:51
28:14 * diditforthelulz moshes
29:18 <xarcos> Geil zu geil.
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34:35 <database> bron smells
35:03 <database> like c a n d y
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49:14 <WiLD_TuRkeY> CAPSLOCK
49:23 <WiLD_TuRkeY> Fire in the HoLe
49:48 <bejuggle> Heh.
50:00 <WiLD_TuRkeY> shut up u fucken jew
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51:53 <database> heh
52:13 <database> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
52:23 <database> m a d.
52:27 <xarcos> Mad.
52:42 <WiLD_TuRkeY> sikness
52:45 <WiLD_TuRkeY> wickard
52:47 <WiLD_TuRkeY> awesome
52:52 <database> fuly sik
52:53 <WiLD_TuRkeY> cooldude
53:05 <WiLD_TuRkeY> fully fucked!
53:29 <database> the lions and teh lambs aint sleeping yet
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57:20 <database> ....
57:27 <database> beep beep
57:38 <WiLD_TuRkeY> u better pray to god you fuck!
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07:13 <invizzi> weight lose is so far resulting in no negative effect towards weight lifting
07:23 <invizzi> in fact i have more stength now
07:24 <database> huh
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07:35 <invizzi> i just got back from the gym
07:40 <database> oh ok
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07:51 <database> girls dont like muscley guys
08:01 <database> today is day 1 of my water fast
08:27 <invizzi> i have 3 body goals
08:42 <database> oh sounds interestng
08:48 <invizzi> first to get a 6 pack abs then to resemble the vitruvian man and then when i am 50 i will become a wrestler
08:54 <database> gros...
09:03 <invizzi> thats how i roll
09:08 <database> roll man
09:09 <WiLD_TuRkeY> id get liposuction Inzpector
09:12 <WiLD_TuRkeY> invizzi *
09:26 <invizzi> nah i only need to lose about 10 kgs to have perfect abs
09:49 <database> i only need 2 lose 5kg to be underweight
10:17 <invizzi> i used to be underweight all my life
10:22 <invizzi> like a skinny little rake
10:23 <Owen> i need to lose 40kg
10:33 <database> thin is in
11:02 <invizzi> and i remember once during some nervous breakdown i was like 100 kilos, but i can not remember it. like i shut it out
11:08 <invizzi> i think maybe there is a 2 year gap in my life
11:25 <database> cool
11:38 <invizzi> or maybe i wasnt that fat so its hard to remember BEING fat
12:15 <Owen> 100kg eh?
12:19 <Owen> i'd like to be 100
12:30 <invizzi> i wish i had a computer program to enter all my weight lifting data so i could easily see the improvements of each workout routine from week to week
12:45 <database> man how obese r u owen
12:50 <Owen> 115kg
12:55 <database> u should make a youtube video of u eating
12:56 <invizzi> instead i have to use excel which is very shit
12:57 <invizzi> how tall?
12:57 <Owen> i'm 5'3
12:58 <Owen> ;)
13:00 <database> for our amusement
13:02 <Owen> wait no
13:04 <invizzi> Owen: jesus man
13:04 <Owen> i'm 6'1
13:07 <database> rofllllllllll
13:09 <invizzi> thats huge
13:15 <database> im 5'2
13:16 <invizzi> im 183 and i weigh 96.1
13:28 <Owen> yeah, i'm big.. but eh
13:36 <Owen> i'm happy ;)
13:42 <database> do u get food lost in ur fat rolls
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13:49 <xarcos> Fatties.
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13:53 <invizzi> i was 98.5 on friday
13:58 <invizzi> but im losing weight using my brains
14:15 <Owen> i think i'm down around 109
14:22 <Owen> since my old jeans are fitting me now
14:25 <Owen> which is just weird
14:38 <Owen> but eh, once i move i'll have my weigh set again
14:45 <Owen> and i'll go back to just building my arms
14:46 <invizzi> i think the rapid weight lose over the weekend was due to having any weight lifting suppliments like creatine which retains water
14:49 <Owen> which is all i care about :P
14:52 <invizzi> not having
15:10 <database> im a binge eater
15:38 <database> im trying 2 get over someone
15:39 <invizzi> the best tool to eat well and lose weight is a calorie counting program, they have online versions but its better to get the software
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16:22 <invizzi> online apps are so shit. every time you make an change you have to wait for it to refresh
16:54 <database> i want revenge
17:14 <xarcos> Program your own.
17:16 <Owen> I want to move :D
17:18 <xarcos> Don't be a loserface.
17:26 <database> how do u get to audition for the tv show neighbours
17:31 <WiLD_TuRkeY> i was thinking the same xarcos
17:32 <invizzi> i programmed my own weight lifting spreadsheet but i lost it
17:33 <database> i want to audition
17:52 <Owen> how good is your cocksucking?
17:54 <invizzi> i met 3 people from neighbours
17:55 <WiLD_TuRkeY> invizzi try sourceforge for a calorie counting program
18:20 <invizzi> harold, hanna and this jewish little nymph called lara sacher
18:33 <invizzi> WiLD_TuRkeY: i bought a calorie counting program called calorie king
18:36 <xarcos> It couldn't be too hard.
18:38 <database> where did u meet hannah
18:41 <xarcos> All you'd need is struct food { char *name; char *type; int calories; };
18:46 <invizzi> im just after a weight training program so i dont have to use stupid excel
18:49 <Owen> hanna used to go to all the Push events, iirc
19:15 <database> i thought i saw hanna working at a leagues club in box hill but she said she wasnt her but i think she was lying
19:34 <invizzi> i saw hannah when she was still famous and i called her a bitch
19:36 <invizzi> thinking i was funny
19:41 <database> cool
20:00 <invizzi> but lara sacher is part of this social circle i hang with and she is pretty cool
20:17 <database> i feel like everyone has a social circle except me
20:40 <invizzi> i remember her on the show because she was taking off her clothes as an underage model for some pornographer
21:04 <invizzi> i used to get screen grabs of her in a bikini from some english fans site and wank to them
21:13 <invizzi> -and wank to them
21:45 <database> woww
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22:02 <WiLD_TuRkeY> coz my daddy said so
22:03 <WiLD_TuRkeY> coz my daddy said so
22:06 <invizzi> ?
22:09 <database> lol
22:19 <red`fever> It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
22:24 * Bastard is Playing [ 6047. Megadeth - Headcrusher ]
22:32 <invizzi> probably not
22:33 <database> people always come in here and say something random
22:46 <invizzi> they did it to save me from
22:47 <database> no hi or helo
22:49 <invizzi> embarresment
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23:07 <red`fever> Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.
23:21 <red`fever> Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
23:37 <red`fever> It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
23:40 <invizzi> yeah which is stupid because im sure after 3 generations the offspring will be this new placid domsticated creature
23:41 <xarcos> I want an elephant.
23:45 <xarcos> I will call him Snottles.
23:52 <database> i want a pug
23:58 <database> i will call him snottles
24:02 <invizzi> pugs are cute when you are like 10 years old
24:03 <xarcos> Your face.
24:07 * diditforthelulz Is listening to Pantera - Walk .:. Time: 5:14
24:07 <invizzi> then they die and break your heart
24:13 <database> awh ;(
24:15 <invizzi> of respiratory problems
24:15 <red`fever> Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
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24:35 <red`fever> It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
24:36 <xarcos> Insert * into database.
24:47 <database> ill insert my data into ur base
24:47 <invizzi> my cat died a few months ago
24:49 <invizzi> its so sad
25:08 <red`fever> Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
25:15 <database> :(
25:27 <red`fever> sorry
25:29 <red`fever> thats the law
25:29 <invizzi> but there happens to be a cat on youtube with the same name, bred, sex and is identical to him
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25:46 <red`fever> It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
25:51 <invizzi> so whenever i miss cosmo i got someone elses cosmo on youtube to watch
26:17 <Bastard> red`fever: so make the shit pile 5'11
26:25 <red`fever> In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
26:43 <red`fever> You may not educate dogs.
27:03 <invizzi> since when
27:06 <red`fever> When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
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27:23 <red`fever> You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
27:39 <WiLD_TuRkeY> is there anything we can do???????????????
27:45 <WiLD_TuRkeY> LAW
27:46 <xarcos> Andrew Ryan says no.
27:49 <database> we can be gay
27:54 <WiLD_TuRkeY> seems u have to know the laws these days
28:08 <red`fever> You can shower naked
28:12 <xarcos> Who is Atlas?!
28:13 <invizzi> when the world is destroyed by a nuclear holocaust and in 9 months time small clusters of people start rebuilding society i will make sure no law enforcement program ever needs to be established by keeping communities close knit
28:22 * diditforthelulz Is listening to Pantera - This Love .:. Time: 6:32
28:48 <red`fever> One man may not be on another man's back.
29:21 <red`fever> It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
29:26 <invizzi> well i better start dinner
29:33 <invizzi> i decided to cook a warm thai chicken salad
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29:45 <database> uh
29:48 <database> uGH*
29:56 <database> dont talk about food on day 1 of my water fast
30:22 <red`fever> It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
30:28 <database> its not a 100 percent fast becauese i have 2 take my medication and i had a diet pill
31:16 <xarcos> Water fasting? Trying to have a seizure?
31:27 <red`fever> Liquor stores may not sell milk.
31:42 <database> no.. i have done itb4 and i was fine it went for 14 days
31:55 <xarcos> You must have camel genes.
31:57 <red`fever> It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
31:59 <database> oh no
32:01 <database> i mean
32:05 <database> i drink water
32:09 <database> i just dont eat
32:09 <invizzi> i am naked right now
32:14 <invizzi> not even socks on
32:22 <database> going without water is just redic.
32:23 <xarcos> Fasting is only good to repair genetic damage.
32:30 <invizzi> eating an apple before i have a shower
32:31 <red`fever> It is illegal for barbers to threaten to cut off kid's ears.
32:39 <xarcos> Have radiation poisining? Fast!
32:45 <invizzi> true
32:55 <invizzi> also it is good to have a spiritual journey
32:57 <red`fever> Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
33:05 <invizzi> and to appreciate the true taste of delicious food
33:12 <xarcos> Spiritual journeys, radiation poisoning... same thing.
33:14 <database> well im a binger so i have to fast every now and then to make up for my binging its how i maintain a low weight
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33:22 <invizzi> xarcos: so true
33:24 <red`fever> If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
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33:26 <invizzi> just finished the stand last night
33:55 <xarcos> database, a better discipline is to work it off when you want to have a binge.
34:06 <xarcos> So you can eat lots of shit and say 'I'll pay it back by running 450km tomorrow'.
34:15 <invizzi> i believe it is better to drink in the mornings than at night
34:18 <database> trrrue
34:35 <Bass`Babe85> duck duck duck duck GOOSE
34:46 <red`fever> No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
34:48 * invizzi hits Bass`Babe85 
34:52 <WiLD_TuRkeY> that game was fun Bass`Babe85
34:58 <red`fever> Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.
35:09 * diditforthelulz Is listening to Pantera - 5 Minutes Alone .:. Time: 5:47
35:13 <Bass`Babe85> I loved it in primary scho0l
35:13 <red`fever> It is illegal to frighten a pigeon.
35:23 * Bastard is Playing [ 368. Bruce Dickinson - Omega ]
35:25 <red`fever> A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
35:30 <invizzi> ok i just ate my apple so you cant see my dick swangin' no more as im gona go shower
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36:15 <red`fever> Four women may not rent an apartment together.
36:41 <database> what about 4 men
36:57 <red`fever> as long as they are priests
37:28 <red`fever> or indian students living in one room
37:46 <red`fever> If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
37:52 * WiLD_TuRkeY prefers clerics
38:11 <red`fever> You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
38:41 <red`fever> It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.
39:08 <red`fever> The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
39:16 <WiLD_TuRkeY> :)
39:23 <WiLD_TuRkeY> the last one makes sense
39:29 <Pieter> Hello
39:31 <red`fever> A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
39:35 <Pieter> Finally back on a newish pc
39:36 <Pieter> w00p
39:38 <WiLD_TuRkeY> hello Pieter Pan
39:47 <Pieter> and how come PiRCH looks much nicer than mIRC
39:50 <Pieter> mirc wont run on the machine
39:52 <Pieter> i double click
39:53 <WiLD_TuRkeY> intel confused me with there new naming systems
39:54 <Pieter> and does nothing
39:59 <Pieter> doesnt like amd
40:04 <Pieter> im using an amd now
40:12 <WiLD_TuRkeY> im using a celeron
40:35 <WiLD_TuRkeY> so ur up shit creek if u want me to do some francy cracking
40:35 <red`fever> It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior."
41:03 Nick: diditforthelulz is now known as diditforthelulz`afk
41:04 Nick: Bass`Babe85 is now known as Bass`Babe85[AFK]
41:13 <WiLD_TuRkeY> cya Bass`Babe85[AFK]
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42:13 <red`fever> A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
42:13 <WiLD_TuRkeY> may i audit your pc?
42:34 * Bastard is Playing [ 6052. Bruce Dickinson - Book of Thel ]
43:04 <red`fever> It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.
43:17 Nick: Admin is now known as CrEoLe-MaFiA
43:27 Nick: CrEoLe-MaFiA is now known as Admin
43:30 <WiLD_TuRkeY> FUCK U. YOU ARENT. GOD. YOU ARE NETHIER A KING NOR QUEEN
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43:38 <red`fever> People may not whistle underwater.
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43:52 <invizzi> 'red`fever: A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket'. thats a good one haha
44:16 <WiLD_TuRkeY> sounds like a turn on invizzi
44:27 <WiLD_TuRkeY> that cold ice cream agaisnt ur nuts
44:45 <invizzi> they made pocket protectors JUST for icecream cones
44:56 <red`fever> All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
45:24 <red`fever> It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.
45:35 <red`fever> It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
45:49 <red`fever> Horses may not be kept in bathtubs.
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46:09 <red`fever> If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.
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46:43 <red`fever> The age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a virgin.
47:08 <xarcos> Wat.
47:11 <invizzi> ?
47:30 <invizzi> you just slipped that one in there you old dog
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52:06 <red`fever> It is illegal not to drink milk.
52:41 <red`fever> Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
53:08 <red`fever> It is illegal to pretend that one's parents are rich.
53:24 <red`fever> Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.
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55:18 <red`fever> Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
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55:41 <mmm_something> lol whats with all the laws?
55:45 <red`fever> When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
56:07 <red`fever> You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
56:20 <mmm_something> damn it im in lots of trouble
56:33 <red`fever> A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
56:49 <mmm_something> unless ur wayne carey
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57:51 <red`fever> just some of the laws in america
58:02 <mmm_something> in 1920?
58:33 <red`fever> theyre still on the books
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02:12 <WiLD_TuRkeY> hey YOU
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24:00 <Hal9000> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRrV7oMcmEY
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48:03 <database> formatting cells
48:12 <database> pleaseclick on the format menu
48:19 <database> then select cells
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48:37 <database> yeah u better leave
48:49 <database> pillow pants
49:31 <database> gotcha
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52:33 <Pieter> Hello
52:35 <Pieter> Im sexy :)
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53:37 <Ice_Flare> I read in the paper tha other day, another blow-hard politician (Stephen Conroy - Telecommunications Minister) who coincidently knows nothing from i.t stated as follows: "The national broadband highspeed network being rolled out will allow criminals to access private and confidential information faster than before and presents a major risk to our national security" Is actually a load of shit, the only people who are at risk are those who do not update
54:07 <Ice_Flare> I've never heard such rubbish in my life. Honestly.
54:15 <demon`> fuckinhahahaha
54:17 <demon`> knob
54:18 <demon`> lol
54:36 <Bastard> Ice_Flare: he hasnt got a clue
54:38 <Ice_Flare> It just proves my point, they know NOTHING about Info Tech whatsoever.
54:43 <Bastard> someone needs to assassinate him
54:49 <Ice_Flare> Lol nah, someone needs to hack him
54:49 <Ice_Flare> xD
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54:57 <Bastard> yeah. lol
55:03 <Ice_Flare> and re-write his article as being FACT. He reminds me of John Markoff
55:24 <Ice_Flare> fucken airhead
55:25 <demon`> maybe they're opening the voiting register to secure inhouse prison networks, and the census page to general access and upgrading everyones netspeedz
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56:42 <Ice_Flare> Whats even scarier is the fact when the first article came out about the NBN, it said that and I quote "Australia has decided to follow the suit of China in implementing a high speed broadband network and internet filtering system" now that scares me. Where does it end?
57:31 <demon`> if they monitor my internetz
57:39 <demon`> i will be very disamused
59:04 <Ice_Flare> Every kid and their monkey will be able to be monitored, their internet activites will no longer be private 24/7. Imagine being able to get into that system, you could definitely cause some chaos xD
59:17 <database> hi all
59:20 <Ice_Flare> yo
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05:12 <anita> i'll cut you
05:18 <Pieter> no
05:20 <Pieter> you'll suck me!
05:30 <Pieter> and it will feel great
06:04 <anita> you seriously need to get laid or something.
06:04 <database> woww
07:23 <Geek-Girl> Pants.
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07:54 <Ice_Flare> Geek-Girl: Shoes
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08:48 <database> anus
08:49 <xarcos> Owls.
09:00 <database> balls
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11:00 <doctor> Jesus
11:28 <g^style> mary
11:29 <g^style> and
11:34 <g^style> joseph
12:00 <database> the jesus and mary chain
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12:30 <Geek-Girl> My knee hurts :'(
12:58 <Pieter> its what happens when you get carpet burn
13:07 <Pieter> try going all fours on the bed instead
13:20 <g^style> with your legs in the air
13:25 <Geek-Girl> Pssh.
13:28 <g^style> wheelbarrow
13:30 <Pieter> and wave em like you just dont caree
13:56 <Pieter> cant believe how fast this machine is
14:08 <Pieter> feels like its faster than the core 2 quad i had
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35:17 <PandasDontDrive> aaahhh jeeaaahhh
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36:48 <Bastard> is away reason: Shooting innocent people at the mall . All CTCP and DCC requests will be ignored, All Messages will be logged.
36:50 <Bastard> is back from: Shooting innocent people at the mall
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37:38 <invizzi> i just called a thai chicken salad and its fucken good mate
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38:26 <invizzi> but those pooftas at safeway didnt sell the small chillis just the crappy large ones which arnt even hot at all fuck
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39:59 <invizzi> ok looks like its war, russia not eating kangaroo no more
40:05 <PandasDontDrive> u nutta
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40:32 <invizzi> man think about it
40:41 <invizzi> russians dont do this for fun. they are grand chess players
41:05 <invizzi> its all about the kangaroo our national symbol and their rejection of it. no long patronising us by eating roo roadkill
41:17 <Pieter> russians dont think its fun being russian
41:18 <Pieter> :p
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41:35 <invizzi> true
42:11 <PandasDontDrive> russians just dont know what fun is
42:12 <PandasDontDrive> ahah
42:20 <invizzi> there was a russian who wanked and didnt get it so he kept going until he whittled his dick away
43:18 <bored_29> hahahahaha
43:31 <invizzi> dumb chinese yobbos hacked australian film festival site, stupid brainwashed gooks
43:49 <invizzi> probably some 13 year old
44:06 <diditforthelulz> enough racisism please.
44:13 <invizzi> you can imagine them with chinese flag tatoos and walking around going 'china oi oi oi'
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44:31 <invizzi> ok sorry
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45:05 <invizzi> thats all the news for today
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49:27 <invizzi> there is something wrong with the state of chillis
49:51 <invizzi> even a capsicum is hotter than these chillis i bought
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55:45 <Pieter> anyone running the retail version of windows 7?
56:11 <PandasDontDrive> i just threw out 3 capsicums
56:13 <PandasDontDrive> pieces of SHIT
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57:58 <rhino> hi blondie83
58:07 <rhino> im a rhino with a massive horn
58:34 <PandasDontDrive> massive under a microscope
58:36 <rhino> i know how to please a women
58:45 <PandasDontDrive> cept the microscope needs a microscrope to scope wit
58:49 <rhino> whereis PandasDontDrive rapes them?
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59:43 <EggRolls> hi
59:49 <PandasDontDrive> wat
59:50 <PandasDontDrive> waaat
59:51 <rhino> hello EggRolls
59:52 <PandasDontDrive> how dare u
59:55 <PandasDontDrive> give me drugs
59:56 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
59:57 <EggRolls> hi
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00:55 <PandasDontDrive> AND BLEEDING
00:59 <PandasDontDrive> oops
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02:47 <whatever8> buckley turned down $2.8 million
02:51 <EggRolls> puta puta!
03:07 <HARDstyle-Milan> cristiano turns over 380 000 euro a week.
03:11 <HARDstyle-Milan> yeah and wat.
03:21 <EggRolls> yea
03:45 <EggRolls> the transfer fee of cronaldo alone can buy the whole afl league
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03:55 <HARDstyle-Milan> rofl
03:56 <HARDstyle-Milan> true
04:10 <HARDstyle-Milan> imagine the entire real madrid team
04:19 <HARDstyle-Milan> u could buy the whole league and the stadiums
04:20 <HARDstyle-Milan> lolol
04:24 * diditforthelulz Is listening to Bassfreakerz - Now Your Gone .:. Time: 4:10
04:29 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v HARDstyle-Milan
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04:45 <HARDstyle-Milan> spanx u
04:45 <HARDstyle-Milan> :D
05:15 <whatever8> i'd be happy with $2.8 milliom
05:23 <HARDstyle-Milan> id be happier wif 380 000 a week
05:29 <PandasDontDrive> id be happy with a gun
05:33 <PandasDontDrive> so i could ROB YOU!
05:34 <PandasDontDrive> ahah
06:23 <EggRolls> tricky tricky
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07:49 <^FrEaK4HiM^> Hello ppl
08:16 <EggRolls> go away
08:25 <HARDstyle-Milan> wats a peepole? :S
08:39 <diditforthelulz> ?
08:39 <whatever8> hey hey it's saturday could be back
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08:52 <HARDstyle-Milan> not another gay show
08:58 <HARDstyle-Milan> wdf is dance ur ass off
09:01 <HARDstyle-Milan> like honestly
09:05 <EggRolls> i want 'dont forget yr toothbrush'
09:14 <diditforthelulz> haha dance ur ass off was funny
09:19 <diditforthelulz> got axed first ep tho
09:20 <diditforthelulz> hahaha
09:23 <HARDstyle-Milan> LOL
09:23 <EggRolls> really fat girls dancing their fat ass off
09:25 <HARDstyle-Milan> thats mad
09:25 <whatever8> your so cheery today
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09:54 <HARDstyle-Milan> drag me to boredom
09:55 <HARDstyle-Milan> i mean hell
09:57 <HARDstyle-Milan> =
10:00 <HARDstyle-Milan> gayest movie ever seen
10:01 <rhino> i watched a bit of that 'dance ur ass off'
10:09 * rhino doeas a rhino dance
10:10 <^FrEaK4HiM^> Hello Krystal
10:13 <^FrEaK4HiM^> Hello Ice_Flare
10:18 <^FrEaK4HiM^> Hey mikey
10:20 <rhino> xxoxox ^FrEaK4HiM^
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10:25 <diditforthelulz> rly milan?
10:28 <HARDstyle-Milan> yeah
10:29 <rhino> im cindy 14f
10:30 <HARDstyle-Milan> quite honestly
10:31 <diditforthelulz> dammit its finished downloading in 30 mins :(
10:37 <diditforthelulz> waste?
10:38 <HARDstyle-Milan> it was that predictable
10:38 <diditforthelulz> :(
10:39 <HARDstyle-Milan> and just..gay
10:41 <diditforthelulz> ahhh fark
10:43 <HARDstyle-Milan> yeah i didnt enjoy it @ all
10:43 <diditforthelulz> bawww
10:48 <diditforthelulz> might as well watch it for myself tho ey
10:54 <HARDstyle-Milan> yeah
10:57 <HARDstyle-Milan> but like
11:00 <HARDstyle-Milan> for a new aged movie
11:02 <HARDstyle-Milan> lol @ that
11:11 <rhino> HARDstyle-Milan do u play at the blue light disco;'s?
11:12 <speedmonkey> i've been told a few movies are fucking shit
11:16 <speedmonkey> but then when i watched them myself
11:23 <speedmonkey> i liked them
11:23 * diditforthelulz Is listening to Paul Elstak - Hardcore State Of Mind .:. Time: 3:47
11:27 <speedmonkey> like silent hill
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11:34 <speedmonkey> i was told by many people tghat movie sucked
11:35 <HARDstyle-Milan> i dont no 1 person that said they have seen it and enjoyed it
11:40 <HARDstyle-Milan> all say its not worth watching
11:51 <HARDstyle-Milan> i watchd a movie on showtime few weeks bak..i loved it
11:52 <HARDstyle-Milan> called felon
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12:18 <Bazza> hahaha HARDstyle-Milan
12:26 <Bazza> I saw Drag Me To Hell on Thursday
12:28 <Bazza> how bad is it?
12:31 <HARDstyle-Milan> yeah aggreed
12:32 <HARDstyle-Milan> lol
12:35 <Bazza> it's almost the worst movie I've ever seen.
12:36 <HARDstyle-Milan> i watchd it last nite @ the drive ins
12:39 <HARDstyle-Milan> yeah
12:41 <HARDstyle-Milan> it would have to be
12:44 <HARDstyle-Milan> i said the same thing
12:47 <HARDstyle-Milan> 5 minutes in 2 it lol
12:48 <HARDstyle-Milan> no suspense
12:48 <Bazza> it was such a D-grade movie.
12:52 * diditforthelulz slaps Bazza
12:52 <HARDstyle-Milan> and sooo predictable
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13:01 <Bazza> bad
13:08 <diditforthelulz> ffs what a waste of 800mb download then
13:09 <HARDstyle-Milan> me and a mate picked out wat was gonna happen 4 3 scenes in a row
13:09 <diditforthelulz> :(
13:14 <Bazza> typical Hollywood crap.
13:20 <diditforthelulz> ahwel ive still got new friday 13th
13:21 <diditforthelulz> and ummmmmmmmm
13:26 <HARDstyle-Milan> and the acting was awful
13:27 <IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER> kibblz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:28 <PandasDontDrive> BURP
13:30 <Bazza> I know
13:32 <Bazza> the acting was so bad
13:32 <PandasDontDrive> bazzniggles
13:34 Nick: IRCIAN`SERIAL`KILLER is now known as Bass`Babe85
13:40 <HARDstyle-Milan> like comedy actors doing a "horror" movie
13:40 <Bazza> especially the chick's boyfriend.
13:41 <rhino> u need bollywood Bazza
13:43 <PandasDontDrive> i wana see drag me to HELL
13:46 <Bazza> he was terrible.
13:49 <HARDstyle-Milan> yeah shocking
13:51 <PandasDontDrive> :(
13:55 <diditforthelulz> The Haunting in Connecticut
13:57 <diditforthelulz> should be good
13:59 <HARDstyle-Milan> i had a few laughs in it
14:00 <diditforthelulz> heard good things :D
14:01 <PandasDontDrive> uno whats good yo
14:02 <HARDstyle-Milan> nah public enemies
14:03 <PandasDontDrive> WRONG TURN
14:04 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
14:04 <Bazza> HARDstyle-Milan, how about the dialogue?
14:05 <HARDstyle-Milan> i cant wait 2 c that
14:07 <Bazza> such cliche's.
14:09 <HARDstyle-Milan> yeah LOL
14:10 <EggRolls> which is the scariest horror movie of all time?
14:10 <PandasDontDrive> same
14:11 <whatever8> eddie murphy, haunted mansion
14:25 <rhino> chainsaw massarce
14:25 <PandasDontDrive> define scary lol
14:33 <PandasDontDrive> is there really a scary one
14:36 <HARDstyle-Milan> public enemies looks awesome..cant wait 2 c that...johnny depp rox
14:37 <PandasDontDrive> wrong turn rules
14:37 <Bazza> anyway, it was not scary at all.
14:43 <PandasDontDrive> HARDstyle-Milan
14:47 <PandasDontDrive> miachael mann movie aye
14:48 <Bazza> the last good Hollywood scary movie I saw was The Strangers.
14:50 <EggRolls> event horizon
14:54 <HARDstyle-Milan> yep
14:57 <rhino> Jesus Christ: the ressurection is the scariest movie
15:00 * diditforthelulz Is listening to Art Of Fighters - Earthquake .:. Time: 4:07
15:05 <HARDstyle-Milan> u no wats a gr8 show though..harpers island!!!
15:07 <HARDstyle-Milan> not so scary
15:09 <HARDstyle-Milan> but just nice
15:10 <Bazza> yeah I'm seeing Public Enemies this Thursday.
15:10 <HARDstyle-Milan> lol
15:11 <PandasDontDrive> The Passion Of The Christ 2
15:12 <diditforthelulz> epic song is epic
15:12 <diditforthelulz> :D
15:13 <PandasDontDrive> SCARY AS
15:14 <whatever8> i haven't been scared since aliens
15:15 <PandasDontDrive> and it aint made!
15:17 <PandasDontDrive> lol
15:20 <Bazza> I can't wait to see Inglourious Bastards either.
15:20 <HARDstyle-Milan> yeah so am i..cant wait..been waiting 4 it all year
15:22 <diditforthelulz> art of fighters ftw
15:24 <PandasDontDrive> i wana get off my nut n see harry potter
15:30 <HARDstyle-Milan> i dunno..not big on that bastards 1
15:30 <EggRolls> kungfu panda
15:31 <diditforthelulz> u heard them milan?
15:33 <PandasDontDrive> :D
15:34 <Bazza> PandasDontDrive, shut the fuck up.
15:36 <HARDstyle-Milan> yeah i have
15:38 <HARDstyle-Milan> not bad
15:38 <Bazza> you're not even talking to anyone.
15:39 <EggRolls> Bolt
15:43 <PandasDontDrive> O_O
15:47 <PandasDontDrive> whoah dude
15:48 <PandasDontDrive> harsh
15:49 <Bazza> lol
15:54 <diditforthelulz> brb ciggie
15:54 * PandasDontDrive shakes his panda head
15:57 <Bazza> you're just talking crap dude
16:05 <HARDstyle-Milan> infact i got a movie i need 2 finish...
16:08 <PandasDontDrive> suffer it.
16:10 <EggRolls> who talks serious on irc
16:13 <PandasDontDrive> im drinkin
16:15 <rhino> i do
16:15 <EggRolls> he should get his head checked
16:17 <Bazza> EggRolls, you do.
16:19 <PandasDontDrive> n playin poker
16:23 Nick: rhino is now known as WiLd_TuRkeY
16:33 <PandasDontDrive> ill check your fucking head mang
16:38 <PandasDontDrive> with a cricket bat
16:39 * WiLd_TuRkeY slaps PandasDontDrive around a bit with a large trout
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16:57 <EggRolls> lozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzza
16:58 <HARDstyle-Milan> i think i might go and finish watching loaded
17:02 <Bazza> lol
17:34 <HARDstyle-Milan> but yeah..movie named felon wif val kilmer
17:35 <HARDstyle-Milan> is nuts
17:39 <PandasDontDrive> Felon is sick
17:44 <PandasDontDrive> i fucken loved that
17:46 <whatever8> he's still acting??
17:47 <HARDstyle-Milan> yeah
17:47 <kibblz> bass babbbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
17:48 <EggRolls> sick good or bad
17:49 <HARDstyle-Milan> so many good lines in it
17:51 <kibblz> :P
17:51 <PandasDontDrive> gotta get it on blu ray
17:53 <PandasDontDrive> GOOD
17:56 <PandasDontDrive> kibzz
18:02 <PandasDontDrive> when is sick bad?
18:08 * kibblz puts a curse on you
18:13 <EggRolls> when u have pig flu
18:16 <PandasDontDrive> pff
18:18 <PandasDontDrive> get over it
18:51 * PandasDontDrive is just in a bad mood
19:06 <PandasDontDrive> who steals from a panda, honestly!
19:31 <whatever8> sexual harrassment panda??
19:46 <PandasDontDrive> ill sexually harrass u ina sec
19:51 Part: blondie83 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
20:05 <whatever8> good its been a while
20:09 <PandasDontDrive> hehe
20:27 * PandasDontDrive runs a train on whatever8
20:48 <whatever8> i love miniature trains
20:57 <PandasDontDrive> jea
20:59 <PandasDontDrive> sorry
21:04 <PandasDontDrive> mine aint minature
21:12 <PandasDontDrive> aaaahaha
21:25 Nick: PandasDontDrive is now known as slinky_J
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22:36 <WiLd_TuRkeY> xoxox slinky_J
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23:04 * diditforthelulz Is listening to Art Of Fighters - I'm Your Enemy .:. Time: 3:24
23:06 Part: tim26 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
23:16 Part: Calin ([email protected]) from #melbourne
23:18 Join: {orbit} ([email protected]) to #melbourne
23:25 <{orbit}> state your postcode!
23:40 <HARDstyle-Milan> ur mothers weight is a postcode.
23:44 <diditforthelulz> state your mums bewb size!
23:46 <slinky_J> lol
23:50 <{orbit}> 48G
23:58 <slinky_J> state ur mum asshair count
24:05 <{orbit}> i cant count that high
24:05 <whatever8> classy
24:15 <diditforthelulz> hahaha
24:18 <Bass`Babe85> kibblz is KURSE.. **inserts new nickname for kibblz aka kursedwoeveryonewhowatchestrublo0dkibblz**
24:20 Part: ricchhee ([email protected]) from #melbourne
24:22 <Bass`Babe85> aww to0 long
24:24 Join: nitecat ([email protected]) to #melbourne
24:24 <Bass`Babe85> =P~
24:34 <{orbit}> sup Bass`Babe85
24:49 <Bass`Babe85> kibblz is KURSE.. **inserts new nickname for kibblz aka kursedtoeveryonewhowatchestrublo0dkibblz** correction
24:49 <Bass`Babe85> =P
24:55 <Bass`Babe85> {orbit} nm yourself?
24:59 <{orbit}> sfa
25:01 <{orbit}> bored shitless
25:15 <kibblz> lol
25:16 <Bass`Babe85> yeah it's like that in this shitty weather
25:21 <{orbit}> fuqn weather
25:22 * {orbit} shakes first
25:24 <{orbit}> er, fist
25:31 <diditforthelulz> LOL
25:47 <Bass`Babe85> I caught the bus with a bunch of vagina sexual talking teens earlier
26:01 <{orbit}> that would have been fun
26:02 <Bass`Babe85> quite a shock that my ears were shocked @ the listening of teens
26:03 <diditforthelulz> pitty they were ugly
26:03 <{orbit}> what'd they all say?
26:04 <diditforthelulz> lmfao
26:08 <whatever8> did you correct any of it?
26:23 <Bass`Babe85> one said she calls her vagina a "V JAY JAY"
26:34 <slinky_J> aha
26:34 <Bass`Babe85> wtf is a v jay jay
26:37 <diditforthelulz> was fair pathetic.
26:38 <slinky_J> bec called hers a Penny
26:40 <{orbit}> ugh, fuck me i hate it when dumb slags try and do the american 'v-jayjay' thing
26:43 <slinky_J> "my penny"
26:44 <slinky_J> fkn
26:47 <slinky_J> sounds like a 5 yr old
26:49 <Bass`Babe85> call it a fucking co0ch or blo0dy gash hole ffs
26:50 <slinky_J> way to turn me off LOL
26:51 <diditforthelulz> no shit {orbit}
26:52 <Bass`Babe85> teens these days
26:55 <Bass`Babe85> bwahahahaa
27:02 * diditforthelulz Is listening to Auxiliary 1 - Broken and Twisted .:. Time: 4:48
27:03 <{orbit}> teens these days are *way* too american-influenced
27:03 <slinky_J> lol
27:05 <slinky_J> coochy
27:06 <slinky_J> foofoo
27:07 <slinky_J> smoo
27:12 <whatever8> i read the book the joy of sex, i put corrections in the margin
27:12 <slinky_J> or just say the C word
27:14 <{orbit}> its a freakin' sausage wallet
27:19 <slinky_J> LOL
27:20 <slinky_J> ^5
27:24 <slinky_J> sausage walllleeett!
27:27 Join: invizzi ([email protected]) to #melbourne
27:34 <Bass`Babe85> wheres the joy in sex?
27:37 <invizzi> ohh man my dinner was too small
27:46 <{orbit}> "yeah baby! .. i wanna hump your sausage wallet"
27:47 <invizzi> i think i am going overboard with this diet
27:52 <{orbit}> that's freakin' *smooth* shit that is
27:55 <slinky_J> invizzi for the count down, hangin around schools, waitin for the showers to start so he can catch chicks with their pants down!
28:05 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao {G}iZmO
28:09 <Bass`Babe85> {orbit} even
28:13 <{orbit}> :D
28:15 <slinky_J> lol
28:15 <Bass`Babe85> sausage wallet sounds sexy
28:16 * {orbit} is 100% pure class
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28:23 <slinky_J> i never heard sausage wallet b4
28:24 <slinky_J> i LIKE it
28:27 <{orbit}> heh
28:29 <Bass`Babe85> I love it
28:29 <Bass`Babe85> I win
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28:38 <diditforthelulz> lol tis pretty lulzy
28:42 <invizzi> fuck someone fomr facebook emailed me
28:47 <{orbit}> you get some chiq saying 'pummel my sausage wallet!'
28:51 <WiLd_TuRkeY> I LOVE YOU
29:00 <whatever8> ham wallet
29:04 <Bass`Babe85> invizzi add me @ once
29:06 <invizzi> sausage oven
29:10 <invizzi> Bass`Babe85: dont knwo your name
29:13 <Bass`Babe85> jizz oven?
29:18 <invizzi> jizz tank
29:19 <Bass`Babe85> I'm on private
29:20 <Bass`Babe85> I think
29:30 <invizzi> yeah that dont help
29:33 * WiLd_TuRkeY licks Bass`Babe85's bum
29:40 <invizzi> my name is...
29:42 * diditforthelulz pulls the hose on WiLd_TuRkeY
29:43 <Bass`Babe85> mmm yum
29:49 <Bass`Babe85> my name is earl?
29:54 <Bass`Babe85> or brett
29:56 <invizzi> close
29:57 <{orbit}> shit, is it?
29:57 <diditforthelulz> my name ist earl
29:57 <Bass`Babe85> or candice
29:58 <invizzi> starts with e
30:03 <Bass`Babe85> ummm
30:05 <diditforthelulz> eddy
30:06 <Bass`Babe85> ethan
30:07 <WiLd_TuRkeY> my name is Jesus
30:10 <Bass`Babe85> edward
30:11 <{orbit}> i used to know a girl in tassie called candice who irc'd
30:16 <Bass`Babe85> ewok?
30:21 <diditforthelulz> efail
30:27 <WiLd_TuRkeY> im here to repay all the good karma going round
30:28 <Bass`Babe85> enima?
30:28 <invizzi> how sad is it how nobody goes on irc anymore
30:33 <diditforthelulz> emily
30:34 <invizzi> its my best social outlet
30:36 <{orbit}> its freakin' sad as
30:39 <whatever8> they have lives
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30:42 <invizzi> my name is emmett
30:49 <{orbit}> wtf is a 'life' anyways, like .. isnt irc good enough for them?
30:52 <WiLd_TuRkeY> MY NAME IS MUTHAFUCKEN MY NAME
30:53 <{orbit}> freakin' snobs
30:54 <Bass`Babe85> mmm emmet nice tall black mans name
30:57 * Bass`Babe85 dro0ls
30:59 <whatever8> coholic first name al
31:02 <diditforthelulz> watch the caps please WiLd_TuRkeY
31:08 <Bass`Babe85> My name is Mel
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31:16 <WiLd_TuRkeY> my name is Justin
31:20 <{orbit}> my name is .. my name is .. my name is .. slim shady!
31:24 <diditforthelulz> lol
31:26 <Bass`Babe85> I knew a justin once
31:31 <Bass`Babe85> well twice I knew him
31:35 * Bass`Babe85 winks
31:35 <invizzi> i knew 2 justines
31:35 <Bass`Babe85> =P
31:37 <Bass`Babe85> jks
31:37 <{orbit}> most justins i've known have been complete tossrags
31:38 <invizzi> -e
31:44 <invizzi> i know 1 cool one
31:54 <WiLd_TuRkeY> fuck u too {orbit}
31:59 <Bass`Babe85> I knew one who was a failure and the other one fucked me off
32:00 <Bass`Babe85> =\
32:03 <{orbit}> :( sorry, im just going on past expeirence
32:06 * WiLd_TuRkeY makes {orbit} ordbit the sun
32:08 <Bass`Babe85> the fat blonde asshole
32:16 <WiLd_TuRkeY> thats ok {orbit}
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32:27 <invizzi> my stomach is saying 'is that all you got for dinner? you fucken prick'
32:38 <Bass`Babe85> invizzi gimme addy
32:38 <{orbit}> invizzi: FEED IT
32:52 <invizzi> i will but my dinner is so not right for winter
32:58 * {orbit} injects bass`babe85's sausage wallet with some uber-bass
33:00 <invizzi> cold thai chicken salad? wtf man
33:06 <Bee_Hornet> i like chicks that arent shy when it comes for sex
33:14 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hey Bee_Hornet
33:17 <{orbit}> Bee_Hornet: assertive is where its at.
33:19 <Bee_Hornet> hi
33:20 <invizzi> 99% of girls arnt shy like that
33:27 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i agree {orbit}
33:34 <WiLd_TuRkeY> assertiveness
33:39 <{orbit}> that's the shit pickle orrighty
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33:58 * WiLd_TuRkeY is a manipulative, passive subliminal manipulator
34:12 <WiLd_TuRkeY> submissive i meant
34:29 Part: bomber ([email protected]) from #melbourne
34:30 <{orbit}> well that's better than being subliminal
34:47 <invizzi> i am a natural leader
34:48 <Bee_Hornet> sup orbit
34:48 <WiLd_TuRkeY> music always sends me subliminal messages
34:57 <{orbit}> does it tell you to light fires?
34:58 <WiLd_TuRkeY> DEVILS MUSIC
35:02 <invizzi> and i am a charismatic comedy vampire
35:16 <WiLd_TuRkeY> nah
35:25 <whatever8> c'mon baby light my fire
35:28 <Bee_Hornet> Man has landed on the moon, wake up peeps
35:29 Nick: bored_29 is now known as webcam_bored29
35:31 <slinky_J> i was a vampire once and a werewolf
35:33 <invizzi> WiLd_TuRkeY: listens to the hokey pokey
35:39 <slinky_J> could never decide to bite or just do people
35:50 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol Bee_Hornet there about to land on mars too
35:53 * slinky_J smokes
35:54 <{orbit}> fuqn i saw this red door .. n like, i had to paint that fuqr black.
35:58 <Bee_Hornet> yep they will
35:58 <slinky_J> im in love
35:59 <slinky_J> with
36:01 <slinky_J> tobacco!
36:02 <invizzi> yeah land in mars in about 30 years big fucken deal
36:03 <invizzi> do it now
36:08 <{orbit}> slinky_J: tobasco is cooler.
36:11 <WiLd_TuRkeY> THE SOONER THE BETTER SPACE IS THE FUTURE WHEN IT COMES TO EXPLORATION
36:14 <invizzi> tabasco
36:18 <slinky_J> aha
36:21 * WiLd_TuRkeY loses the capslock
36:21 <{orbit}> yeah man, tobasco is the new tobacco
36:23 Part: melbguy28 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
36:25 <slinky_J> at a party
36:26 <Bee_Hornet> get out there and save Victoria, by planting trees
36:27 <slinky_J> i made a dude
36:29 <slinky_J> eat a candle
36:33 <slinky_J> then drink tobasco
36:33 <invizzi> space is so boring cause they only do stupid shit
36:34 <slinky_J> ROLF
36:36 <{orbit}> hahaha
36:37 <slinky_J> im nuts :D
36:40 <slinky_J> HE DID IT
36:41 <slinky_J> ahaha
36:42 <{orbit}> hahahaha
36:45 <{orbit}> pics?
36:45 <slinky_J> fucken loser
36:46 <slinky_J> rofl
36:47 <slinky_J> naw
36:50 <slinky_J> i wish
36:51 <{orbit}> aw fai
36:54 <HARDstyle-Milan> partypoker ne1?
36:57 <slinky_J> i love makin ppl do shit
36:57 <HARDstyle-Milan> ne1 want ther ass kikd
37:01 <Bee_Hornet> I m not gunna, well doesnt matter
37:02 <slinky_J> im on pokerstars
37:02 <WiLd_TuRkeY> space is slow
37:03 <invizzi> im going to be a player on oasis dating site
37:04 <Bass`Babe85> mmm {orbit} made me cum, had to change my undies
37:04 <slinky_J> come beat me
37:06 <slinky_J> if u CAN
37:07 * Bass`Babe85 dro0ls
37:08 <slinky_J> HAHA
37:10 <slinky_J> <-pro
37:10 <HARDstyle-Milan> oh i can
37:16 <HARDstyle-Milan> i dont use pokerstars nemore
37:17 <Bass`Babe85> never new cybering could be so messy
37:17 <slinky_J> pokerstars it up
37:19 <slinky_J> sif
37:19 <Bass`Babe85> =P~
37:22 * {orbit} is *that* good ;)
37:25 <slinky_J> im startin all over again
37:28 * {orbit} winks at a]
37:28 <slinky_J> i blew all my chips
37:29 <slinky_J> huhuhu
37:30 <Bee_Hornet> where's cherrywilliams?
37:30 <{orbit}> Bass`Babe85 even
37:33 <HARDstyle-Milan> yeah gets boring afta a while
37:37 <slinky_J> yea
37:41 <slinky_J> u build up then just waste em
37:46 <Bass`Babe85> HARDstyle-Milan siff boring
37:47 <slinky_J> im gettin shit pocks
37:50 <slinky_J> no pocket pix yet
37:58 <slinky_J> got JKd pocks atm
37:59 <Bass`Babe85> I need a topless pic milan give it up god darn it
37:59 <WiLd_TuRkeY> my dad has more friends on facebook then i do... he also has more members in his mobwars then i do
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38:04 <slinky_J> 2k see flop
38:04 <{orbit}> Bass`Babe85: wanna go again?
38:05 <HARDstyle-Milan> u need a wat
38:06 <WiLd_TuRkeY> is my father telling me sumthing?
38:06 <HARDstyle-Milan> lol
38:09 <invizzi> do you think any 18 year olds on oasis active would wanna 25 year old guy?
38:12 <Bee_Hornet> bron went to work thismorning, us boys wished her luck
38:13 <xarcos> Your dad is gay?
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38:18 * Bass`Babe85 straddles {orbit} for some luvin
38:23 Join: Estelle ([email protected]) to #melbourne
38:27 <Bass`Babe85> WiLd_TuRkeY make me a friend?
38:32 <Bass`Babe85> I shall not stalk
38:33 <invizzi> who is bron?
38:35 * {orbit} humpity pumpity scissor actions Bass`Babe85's sausage wallet
38:36 <Bass`Babe85> unless you're hot
38:39 <Bass`Babe85> brons hot
38:41 <slinky_J> bron is a bot
38:41 <slinky_J> ahah
38:43 <Bass`Babe85> bronwyn
38:45 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i dont have a picture
38:46 <slinky_J> hotbot
38:47 <slinky_J> aha
38:51 <slinky_J> i have nudes
38:53 <slinky_J> of Bass`Babe85
38:54 <WiLd_TuRkeY> to hot to trot
38:57 <slinky_J> ;)
38:58 <Bass`Babe85> I had nudes
39:01 <slinky_J> shhh
39:01 <Bee_Hornet> I m into black chicks, mainly from congo
39:03 <{orbit}> Bass`Babe85 is *hawt*
39:04 <Bass`Babe85> they weren't sent to you josh
39:06 <slinky_J> rofl
39:08 <slinky_J> aha
39:09 <Bass`Babe85> only terry and dyl
39:10 <slinky_J> shutup!
39:12 <Bass`Babe85> and no gash pics
39:14 <Azz> invizzi - oasis active isnt a gay site sorry so not ur style
39:16 <Bass`Babe85> they were tasteful
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39:19 <slinky_J> who needs gash pics
39:19 <slinky_J> lol
39:21 <Bee_Hornet> gush?
39:22 <slinky_J> tit pics ftw!
39:26 <{orbit}> slinky: me me me
39:27 <Bass`Babe85> I expected them to come out when terry cracked it
39:29 <{orbit}> tits n gash kthx
39:35 <WiLd_TuRkeY> osais active is funny in a way coz its free
39:35 * Bee_Hornet offers mel a glass of white wine
39:36 <invizzi> azz it is so gay
39:36 <slinky_J> fk im losin money
39:37 <{orbit}> moar sausage wallet!
39:47 <slinky_J> my neihgbour upstairs got her bf from oasis active
39:48 <slinky_J> ahah!!
39:48 <invizzi> WiLd_TuRkeY: let me check your profile
39:52 <Azz> i'd rather fuck a hot arse than a hot pussy
39:52 <Bee_Hornet> pee better not be smelly
39:53 Part: HeWhoLaughs ([email protected]) from #melbourne
39:53 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao slinky_J
40:00 <Azz> least u cant get the bitch preggers up the arse
40:01 <slinky_J> lol
40:01 <Bass`Babe85> I'm on adultmatchmaker.com
40:03 <whatever8> the old train through the tunnel
40:03 <Bass`Babe85> so is mj
40:04 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
40:08 <slinky_J> rachel i mean not candy
40:09 <Bass`Babe85> we did it years ago
40:10 <Azz> Bass`Babe85 - sucks to be you to pay
40:11 <slinky_J> shes sexy as
40:11 <invizzi> the good thing about oasis is most of the girls are average looking, so im gonna msg the ugliest and work my way up
40:12 <Bass`Babe85> I met a guy
40:13 <slinky_J> maori woman
40:16 <{orbit}> okcupid is the shiznit
40:17 <Bass`Babe85> I didn't pay
40:17 <slinky_J> can get whatever she wants ahahah
40:20 <Bass`Babe85> he came on irc
40:21 <invizzi> matchmaker is fucked up shit
40:27 <Bass`Babe85> and we chatted and I noticed form his pic
40:31 <Azz> Bass`Babe85 - but if u want to cotnact people and reply u got to pay
40:31 <Bass`Babe85> he was the same guy
40:32 <slinky_J> my perfect lover
40:33 <invizzi> i was on okcupid and some chick wrote this really long message to me
40:35 <Bass`Babe85> now thats go0d luck
40:35 <slinky_J> would be beer
40:38 <slinky_J> and spirits
40:40 <slinky_J> mmmm!
40:43 <Bass`Babe85> Azz he was on irc
40:45 <slinky_J> booze over woman!
40:46 <slinky_J> anyday
40:51 <Bass`Babe85> I noticed the pics matched and names
40:54 <invizzi> i hate adultmatchmaker cause all the girls pussies dont look like porno ones
40:57 <slinky_J> and (things i cant speka about that get u fucked uplol)
40:57 <Azz> anyway ...
40:59 <invizzi> they have fuzz
41:02 <Azz> who has a nintendo wii ?
41:06 <Bass`Babe85> we do
41:08 <Azz> I just bought Tiger Wood 10
41:08 <slinky_J> i traded my first wii
41:13 <slinky_J> n gave my other wii to my mum
41:13 <Azz> Tiger Woos 10
41:14 <slinky_J> lol
41:14 <invizzi> i sold my wii cause it sucks so much
41:15 <Azz> woops
41:19 <Azz> tiger woods 10
41:19 <slinky_J> ps3 nigga
41:23 <Bass`Babe85> invizzi add me now
41:24 Join: iTaLiAnO^PrInCe ([email protected]) to #melbourne
41:25 <Bass`Babe85> mr emmet
41:27 <invizzi> Bass`Babe85: dont know your name
41:32 <Bass`Babe85> it's Mel
41:36 <Bee_Hornet> who wants to see a cute pic?
41:36 <whatever8> i play guitar hero on the wii
41:38 Part: Miss^Lozza ([email protected]) from #melbourne
41:40 <Bass`Babe85> I'm the girl with pogo eyes
41:41 <invizzi> how am i supposed to know mel
41:44 <slinky_J> aha
41:45 <Bass`Babe85> my eyes don't match
41:49 <slinky_J> mario on wii is fun
41:51 <Bass`Babe85> kgo lo0k
41:51 * HARDstyle-Milan stomps n spins
41:52 <HARDstyle-Milan> fukn
41:53 <HARDstyle-Milan> FUCK
41:55 <slinky_J> mario cart is sick
42:00 <slinky_J> cept for the hell kid levels
42:01 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao josh
42:02 <Azz> Bass`Babe85's real name is Lolita, she is 15 yr old slut who likes to get money from old guys then dob them into the pigs
42:03 <Pieter> its kart
42:04 <Pieter> kaaaaaaart
42:07 <whatever8> tennis is awesome
42:08 <Pieter> mario kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart
42:10 <Bass`Babe85> I thought you typed maori carts
42:10 <slinky_J> no good FPS on wii tho
42:10 * {orbit} drags Bass`Babe85 into the corner for some hot humpity pumpity bass injection in the sausage wallet ackshun
42:11 <Bass`Babe85> LMFAO
42:13 <slinky_J> LOL
42:14 <slinky_J> ^5
42:17 <Bass`Babe85> ^5
42:19 <slinky_J> i needa nice maori chick mmm
42:22 <slinky_J> a PSYCHO one
42:27 <slinky_J> thatd burn ma house down
42:29 <slinky_J> n cut my dick off
42:30 <Azz> i mastered grand slam tennis, 5 stars 10 trophies in 4 seasons
42:32 <slinky_J> if i cheated on her
42:32 <Bass`Babe85> I'm pyscho but not maori
42:33 <slinky_J> ahahaha
42:35 <Bass`Babe85> I'm paki
42:41 <slinky_J> aha paki now aye
42:43 <invizzi> thomo?
42:53 * slinky_J goes 2k in on pock pix 9s
42:59 <Bass`Babe85> yup invizzi
43:04 <invizzi> you serious?
43:08 <slinky_J> hit me wit a 9 on the flop nigga
43:09 <doctor> can i borrow a feeling?
43:13 <Bass`Babe85> yeah the girl with the bung eyes
43:14 <slinky_J> damn 56K
43:16 <slinky_J> :(
43:18 <diditforthelulz> aaron play naice ;P
43:18 Part: {G}iZmO ([email protected]) from #melbourne
43:21 <Bass`Babe85> brown hair
43:23 <Bass`Babe85> blue singlet
43:25 <invizzi> how many friends do you have?
43:26 <Bass`Babe85> I think
43:30 <{orbit}> wtf, slinky_j talkin bout poop pics o.O
43:31 <Bass`Babe85> wait i'll check
43:36 <Bee_Hornet> http://www.holoscience.com/news/img/Enceladus%20size%20comparison.jpg
43:39 * Azz slams a empty vb stubby on diditforthelulz's head
43:43 <whatever8> i like baseball, its a stress releif
43:43 <diditforthelulz> lol
43:45 <diditforthelulz> ew vb
43:53 <Bass`Babe85> I'm signing in now
43:59 <Bee_Hornet> tiny little aliens
44:00 <invizzi> vb is way better than calrton draught
44:00 * diditforthelulz Is listening to Black Sorrows - Harley & Rose .:. Time: 3:52
44:01 <slinky_J> yay i won
44:04 <slinky_J> stressin as
44:08 <diditforthelulz> lmfao you srs invizzi?
44:11 <whatever8> its the drinking beer
44:16 <diditforthelulz> you into scat aswel?
44:17 <invizzi> fuck yeah calton tastes metallic
44:19 <diditforthelulz> if you like piss
44:23 <Bass`Babe85> god my auntie on facebo0k has orange hair
44:24 <Azz> tiger woods 10 my 1st round was +4 lol finished 34th in the tournament.
44:25 <Bass`Babe85> the fkn lameo
44:28 Join: bda` ([email protected]) to #melbourne
44:33 <Azz> 1% of the game completed
44:36 <Bee_Hornet> i'm into midget sex
44:37 <invizzi> diditforthelulz: you got problems
44:42 <Bass`Babe85> 214 friends invizzi
44:44 <Bee_Hornet> group
44:48 <invizzi> ok
45:15 <invizzi> thats pretty weird i found your facebook by searching for austnet and checking the name on whatever turned up
45:22 Join: jo ([email protected]) to #melbourne
45:28 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
45:31 <Bass`Babe85> eh
45:41 <Bass`Babe85> I'm weird
45:45 Part: g_tastic ([email protected]) from #melbourne
45:47 <slinky_J> naw
45:49 <slinky_J> ur just insane!
45:53 <diditforthelulz> i think your taste buds are fucked invizzi
45:54 Join: blondie83 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
46:06 <invizzi> diditforthelulz: whatever, i dont wanna drink beer anyway
46:08 <Bass`Babe85> insane is epically challenged
46:15 <Bee_Hornet> Graymouth is lost in time
46:15 Join: pillow_pants ([email protected]) to #melbourne
46:30 <Bee_Hornet> hey lover boy
46:40 <Bass`Babe85> emmet you have been ADDEDERERERD
46:43 <Bass`Babe85> kk
46:46 <pillow_pants> eheh
46:48 <Bass`Babe85> we are now friends
46:53 <invizzi> yep
46:57 <Bass`Babe85> =D
46:58 <pillow_pants> can i be frenz?
47:01 <Bass`Babe85> I like your dp
47:07 <pillow_pants> hee hee dp
47:10 Join: mrr_skyline ([email protected]) to #melbourne
47:10 <invizzi> dp?
47:12 <doctor> alcohol is terrible. i prefer illicit drugs
47:13 <Bass`Babe85> frenzel rhomb?
47:17 <Bass`Babe85> display pic
47:18 <{orbit}> deep penis?
47:20 <Bass`Babe85> = dp
47:26 <invizzi> just some crap movie
47:29 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
47:37 <Bass`Babe85> why chuck it on your dp then?
47:43 Join: EMXMELB ([email protected]) to #melbourne
47:44 <Bass`Babe85> my aunty tells me to change mine
47:46 <pillow_pants> uhuh stop saying dp
47:49 <Bass`Babe85> I had a pic of me on the toilet
47:52 <Bass`Babe85> and she went off
47:55 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sexy
47:56 <Bass`Babe85> blo0dy prude
47:59 <invizzi> lol
48:03 <Bee_Hornet> i need new kydneys
48:07 Part: cuteey ([email protected]) from #melbourne
48:10 <Bass`Babe85> shes from sydney so it figures
48:10 Join: Ms-Brunette ([email protected]) to #melbourne
48:22 <whatever8> i love this song, live - selling the drama
48:30 <Bass`Babe85> stuck up martian ppl **covers Longie's ears and eyes**
49:02 <diditforthelulz> webcam_bored29 please dont pester people in pm
49:12 <doctor> is there anything fun to do on the internet?
49:13 Join: antto ([email protected]) to #melbourne
49:15 <whatever8> not cool
49:23 <pillow_pants> doctor. sell drugs
49:25 <Bass`Babe85> doctor nude chatro0ms?
49:27 <Bass`Babe85> is fun
49:30 <pillow_pants> use the money to buy drugs
49:33 <whatever8> hang shit on barry hall??
49:38 <pillow_pants> and consume said drugs
49:40 <{orbit}> doctor: look at porn, masturbate
49:41 <doctor> that would be great but my parents are in the next room
49:43 Join: lukus ([email protected]) to #melbourne
49:43 <Geek-Girl> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOHriDR8F8o
49:46 <Geek-Girl> Lolol.
49:49 <doctor> i dont want them discovering who i really am
49:53 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*acidking@*.iinet.net.au
49:53 Kick: pillow_pants was kicked by ChanOP ((diditforthelulz) warned enough people about drug talk today.)
49:53 <{orbit}> the internet is for porn.
50:06 <Bass`Babe85> I love that song
50:08 <Bass`Babe85> =D
50:11 <doctor> since when was diditforthelulz an op?
50:12 <Bass`Babe85> you're a true nerd
50:13 <Bass`Babe85> ^5
50:15 <{orbit}> avenue q, bass`babe :)
50:16 <Bee_Hornet> teach youths how to get off drugs
50:17 <invizzi> that is a scary turtle
50:17 <Bass`Babe85> doctor for ages
50:19 <slinky_J> u ppl
50:20 <HARDstyle-Milan> .ne bkiws
50:21 <slinky_J> arent REAL!
50:23 * HARDstyle-Milan blows
50:30 <jonno> wb dyl :-)
50:32 <WiLd_TuRkeY> fucken politcial scams
50:34 <Bass`Babe85> Bee_Hornet that's more like it
50:36 <diditforthelulz> sinces ages doctor
50:39 Join: STEEL ([email protected]) to #melbourne
50:40 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@b76ca9b7.optusnet.com.au
50:40 Kick: STEEL was kicked by ChanOP (Constant disregard of channel rules.)
50:41 <diditforthelulz> im half here jonno :P
50:42 <Bass`Babe85> WiLd_TuRkeY you're very attractive
50:43 <Bee_Hornet> all the pressure on me\
50:44 <slinky_J> ahaha petey
50:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v jonno
50:50 <whatever8> the jjj doctor??
50:53 <jonno> oh ok
50:57 <slinky_J> trip j tv is funny as
51:14 <slinky_J> uno who should host trip j tv
51:17 <slinky_J> Panda!!!
51:25 <{orbit}> uno is like the best game ever.
51:27 * Bee_Hornet ties himself up with a meteoroid
51:28 <{orbit}> man i love playing uno
51:33 <slinky_J> i love poker
51:35 <{orbit}> you play that shit, its the bomb
51:35 <slinky_J> mmm
51:37 <Bee_Hornet> bzzzzzzzzzzz
51:43 <{orbit}> its nearly as good as sausage wallets
51:53 <whatever8> i think monopoly is the best game ever
52:02 <{orbit}> they should totally put that on the packaging - like marketting slogan
52:03 <invizzi> dammnit i think one of my friends has commit suicide
52:07 Join: oby ([email protected]) to #melbourne
52:09 <{orbit}> 'Uno - nearly as good as a sausage wallet'
52:20 <slinky_J> lmao
52:20 <slinky_J> naw
52:23 <Bee_Hornet> i only has kransky and traditional beef sausages with double cheese
52:27 <slinky_J> heapsa things r better than smoo
52:31 <doctor> sounds awesome dd
52:31 <{orbit}> Hornet: noice
52:32 <invizzi> he lost his mobile like a month ago and never bothered to replace it now i just noticed he has deleted facebook
52:33 <slinky_J> poker = better than pussy
52:34 <Bass`Babe85> josh if you have luck with candices friends in getting that thing then contact me I'll be in the city tomorrow and if the weather is fine I'll wear my new slutty ho0ker heels
52:36 <slinky_J> and boooozzee
52:40 <Bass`Babe85> kthx bitch
52:44 <Bee_Hornet> mel :p
52:46 <{orbit}> slinky_j: yeah but like, you dont like the vj like most people
52:47 <slinky_J> jea man
52:52 <slinky_J> ill get a response soon
52:54 <slinky_J> they prob rooting
52:55 <slinky_J> LOL
52:57 <Bee_Hornet> dyl: add me up in FB
52:58 <Bass`Babe85> plus I'll throw in a lucky "beating your ass @ po0l" for free
53:00 <slinky_J> i could just go buy more
53:00 <Bass`Babe85> Bee_Hornet
53:03 <slinky_J> but i cbf
53:03 <slinky_J> lol
53:07 <Bass`Babe85> ro0ting is fun
53:09 <slinky_J> ill just beat YOP ASS!
53:10 <Bass`Babe85> bring a cam
53:12 <{orbit}> hell, i reckon bass`babe85 likes sausage wallet better than slinky_j does
53:14 <whatever8> rugby league players are taking stilnox
53:14 <Bass`Babe85> yop?
53:15 <slinky_J> yo*
53:16 <Bass`Babe85> =P
53:19 <slinky_J> lol
53:20 <slinky_J> :P
53:28 <slinky_J> i know u love a 'beating'
53:28 <slinky_J> aha
53:34 <HARDstyle-Milan> bbl peepoles
53:36 <Bee_Hornet> wachting is more fun than being participating
53:36 <HARDstyle-Milan> much love
53:39 Quit: HARDstyle-Milan ([email protected]) Quit: I LOVE HARDSTYLE.
53:40 <slinky_J> kk milly
53:47 <slinky_J> pff Bee_Hornet
53:50 <slinky_J> u never been laid
53:53 <Azz> City Few showers. Min 8 Max 15
53:56 <Bass`Babe85> I give the best beatings
54:01 <slinky_J> ahaha melz
54:01 <slinky_J> <3
54:04 Part: jo ([email protected]) from #melbourne
54:05 <Bass`Babe85> Azz adelaide city tho
54:06 <Azz> no shoes for you Bass`Babe85 unless u like jumping in puddles
54:07 <slinky_J> ill beat u at poker :P
54:11 <slinky_J> City of Pity!
54:17 <whatever8> i know i will
54:21 <{orbit}> Bass`Babe85: gotta watch out for adelaide - the balls are touching
54:25 <Bass`Babe85> Azz Aww I was lo0king forward to wearing them
54:25 <Azz> Bass`Babe85 u move cities more than u change ur undies
54:29 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao {orbit}
54:33 Join: Latte ([email protected]) to #melbourne
54:36 <slinky_J> lool
54:37 Part: nitecat ([email protected]) from #melbourne
54:42 * slinky_J rips ass
54:42 <Bass`Babe85> Azz so true
54:46 <Bee_Hornet> imagine four blokes in a same peep-show-booth seeing a skinny twat getting off
54:47 <slinky_J> wana join?
54:48 <Bass`Babe85> but I got up here for a reason
54:50 <Azz> shower or two and 15
54:54 <kokothemonkey> i thought Bass`Babe85 had an abortion more often than she changes her underwear
54:55 <Azz> so 1 less shower lol
54:55 <slinky_J> me n two mates
54:58 <Bee_Hornet> it was fun
54:59 <slinky_J> did my x's best friend once
55:00 <slinky_J> was hot as
55:03 <slinky_J> ahahahaha
55:03 Part: Latte ([email protected]) from #melbourne
55:05 <{orbit}> Bass`Babe85: do you still <3 the sausage wallet?
55:05 <Bass`Babe85> kokothemonkey so true
55:21 Kick: kokothemonkey was kicked by ChanOP ([diditforthelulz] User Kick requested)
55:22 <slinky_J> Bass`Babe85 aborted my kid once
55:24 <slinky_J> i ate it
55:33 <invizzi> gotta go bye
55:35 <Bee_Hornet> g'day spirited soul cherry
55:35 <whatever8> coathanger??
55:36 <slinky_J> in dumplings
55:36 <Bass`Babe85> yes {orbit} I shall use it in comming weeks
55:37 Part: invizzi ([email protected]) from #melbourne
55:42 <Azz> diditforthelulz has had more dick teases that wanks
55:44 <Bass`Babe85> especially if mine starts bleeding
55:46 <Bass`Babe85> <3
55:49 <slinky_J> see you in hell for the sequel, when bad meets evil!
55:50 Join: kokothemonkey ([email protected]) to #melbourne
56:03 <{orbit}> Bass`Babe85: nah i mean other chiqs ones
56:04 <kokothemonkey> hmmm lot of pro-lifers in here
56:06 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i heard the devil has air conditioning
56:07 * kokothemonkey hides
56:24 * WiLd_TuRkeY thinks thats funny
56:27 <slinky_J> i used to be a loud mouth, remember me?/ im the one that burnt ya house down, well im out now!/ and this time im commin back to blow ya house up, and i aint gonna leave you with a window to jump out of!
56:28 * Bee_Hornet shoves a fiddle in his pie-hole
56:30 <slinky_J> <3 eminem
56:40 <Bass`Babe85> {orbit} I got lost in fuckwit world..
56:42 <Bass`Babe85> =(
56:53 <Bee_Hornet> i'll hide you cherry
56:54 Join: ^A_L_E_X^ ([email protected]) to #melbourne
56:55 <{orbit}> Bass`Babe85: wait, you dont do chicks no moar? fail
56:56 <Bass`Babe85> kokothemonkey is a real monkey.. and then I got lost
57:02 <Bass`Babe85> nah chicks do me
57:06 <{orbit}> ah sweet
57:07 * kokothemonkey is going poopies
57:13 <{orbit}> well that's okay
57:19 <Bass`Babe85> yeah
57:20 <Bee_Hornet> he's a Hairy Irish monkey
57:26 Part: ^FrEaK4HiM^ ([email protected]) from #melbourne
57:35 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Eminem - Mockingbird
57:36 <Bass`Babe85> mmmm irish monkeys.. is there such a thing?
57:39 <Bee_Hornet> bzzzz
57:47 <Bass`Babe85> fuck up with your enimen shit
57:49 <Bass`Babe85> fucking gay
57:49 <slinky_J> aha
57:52 <slinky_J> MM LP
57:53 <slinky_J> owns
57:58 <Bass`Babe85> fuck off josh
58:01 <slinky_J> what
58:01 <Bass`Babe85> I'll smack you
58:04 <Bass`Babe85> on your head
58:04 <{orbit}> Bass`Babe85: you gotta get some sausage wallet scissoring
58:05 <Bass`Babe85> =P
58:06 <slinky_J> for wat
58:06 <slinky_J> ahaha
58:08 <slinky_J> smack me
58:08 <Bass`Babe85> it'll burn!
58:09 <slinky_J> on my ass
58:12 <WiLd_TuRkeY> daddys going to buy u a mocking bird and if that bird dont sing im going to break its fucken neck
58:24 <Bass`Babe85> brb pissing and smoking childrens hair
58:26 <slinky_J> so when you see me on your block wit two glocks screamin fuck the world like tupac I JUST DONT GIVE A FUUUCK!
58:35 <{orbit}> WiLd_TuRkeY: wait, why wouldnt you just take it back for a refund?
58:45 Part: Estelle ([email protected]) from #melbourne
58:47 <Bee_Hornet> enjoy yourself
58:57 <Azz> whos tasted the new orange mother energy drink ? its pretty nice
59:04 Join: jo ([email protected]) to #melbourne
59:12 <Bee_Hornet> mother's milk
59:13 <slinky_J> YEA flush on Turn!
59:14 <slinky_J> wooot
59:16 <slinky_J> ima own this hand
59:27 <slinky_J> ahaha stupid river
59:31 <slinky_J> least i got queen high
59:31 Part: jo ([email protected]) from #melbourne
59:47 <Azz> Aradiel = Hanz Fritzel
59:49 <whatever8> are you smarter than a 5th grader??
00:03 <Bee_Hornet> I use a rubber-band that keeps me last longer
00:22 <Bee_Hornet> I did fail year 1
00:32 <Bee_Hornet> although in English
00:38 Part: Bee_Hornet ([email protected]) from #melbourne
00:49 <Azz> -NickOP- *** Information about Slowmover [207] ***
00:49 <Azz> -NickOP- Last address: [email protected]
00:49 <Azz> -NickOP- Last ident'd: Sat Jul 25 16:52:57 2009 AEST
00:52 <Azz> lol
00:59 <Azz> so he's still trawling
01:00 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hero
01:51 <slinky_J> oh jea two more beers!
01:55 <slinky_J> im gonna waste all my cash
02:04 <slinky_J> on d**g* n booze
02:04 <slinky_J> ahah
02:06 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i did this week blew $700
02:10 <Azz> i got 4 vb stubbies left
02:11 <slinky_J> nice
02:13 Part: oby ([email protected]) from #melbourne
02:15 <slinky_J> ive spent like 400 on shit
02:15 <slinky_J> rofl
02:40 <Azz> i got a lawyer to see thursday $240 an hour
02:41 <WiLd_TuRkeY> reccession my arse
02:57 <slinky_J> lol
03:00 <slinky_J> i got 3 lawyers
03:00 <Azz> but half price 1st session
03:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
03:10 <Azz> so i might go 2 hours
03:15 <Azz> then 1 hour a week
03:29 <Azz> but after 1st or 2nd session might have to wait 2 or 3 weeks
03:34 <doctor> $240 an hour for a job any half arsed idiot can do
03:52 <Bass`Babe85> my sockies are wet
03:55 <Bass`Babe85> I came too hard
03:58 <slinky_J> damn lost 20k
03:59 <slinky_J> lol
04:00 <Bass`Babe85> go easy {orbit}
04:04 <slinky_J> fkn
04:16 <Bass`Babe85> josh you in or out for tomorrow
04:17 <slinky_J> *listens to BITCH IMA KILL YOU*
04:17 <Bass`Babe85> ?
04:21 <slinky_J> for wut
04:24 <slinky_J> im off my gut yo
04:25 <slinky_J> ahah
04:26 <Bass`Babe85> city you fucknoid
04:32 <Bass`Babe85> its one bus for you
04:32 <slinky_J> i got a memory like a goldfish
04:35 <slinky_J> in a tank of beer
04:36 <slinky_J> ino
04:40 <slinky_J> whats tomorrow
04:43 <slinky_J> thursday?
04:45 <slinky_J> lol
04:50 <diditforthelulz> lmfao
04:51 <slinky_J> lol@me
04:53 <diditforthelulz> tues dumbdumb
04:54 <{orbit}> sausage
04:55 <Bass`Babe85> well fuck the only time I've seen you leave the house has been for dan murpheys
04:56 <slinky_J> oh true
04:57 <Bass`Babe85> you go0f
04:58 <slinky_J> that sucks
04:59 <slinky_J> LOL
05:01 <kokothemonkey> a gold fish actually has an ok memory, they can be trained
05:04 <slinky_J> i do shit all time
05:08 <slinky_J> im banned from town tho
05:08 <slinky_J> :(
05:11 <Bass`Babe85> you lie
05:23 <kokothemonkey> i'm banned from 100m's of any school
05:23 <Bass`Babe85> I should be banned for power chucking in light square
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05:35 <{orbit}> kokothemonkey: its cos you're an asshole, innit?
05:48 <Bass`Babe85> {orbit} ^5
05:49 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
05:50 <kokothemonkey> that and the conditions of my parole
05:57 <slinky_J> back
05:59 <Bass`Babe85> o0o0o0o parole
06:01 <slinky_J> uno why i dont like goin out yo
06:02 <Bass`Babe85> harcore
06:06 <Bass`Babe85> hardcore*
06:06 <slinky_J> i cant waste money in town man
06:12 <slinky_J> cause cheaper to hang wit ppl
06:16 <slinky_J> n just smoke up n drink
06:17 <Bass`Babe85> I haven't been out since nye here
06:21 <slinky_J> ahah n do other shit i cant say
06:21 <slinky_J> lol
06:27 <Bass`Babe85> and in melbourne I just went to the local and court
06:30 <slinky_J> i woulda gone out other nite
06:35 <slinky_J> but im paranoid about cops lol
06:36 <Bass`Babe85> I have an exciting life
06:46 <slinky_J> lol
06:56 <doctor> i dont go out at all either Bass`Babe85
06:59 <kokothemonkey> i have an ankle bracelet
07:03 <doctor> too comfortable in my cave here
07:09 <kokothemonkey> so i can't go out
07:11 <slinky_J> fucken headphones
07:15 <slinky_J> gettin hissin
07:16 <slinky_J> grr
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07:24 <slinky_J> should turn bass down
07:24 <slinky_J> man
07:31 <slinky_J> i shoulda just rooted this chick on fri
07:32 <slinky_J> loL
07:37 <Bass`Babe85> doctor we can be the quiet couple
07:39 <Bass`Babe85> kthx
07:40 <invizzi> man that oasis is funny, as soon as you look at someones profile they send you this msg like straight away
07:42 <slinky_J> she was all out
07:43 <slinky_J> rofl
07:49 <slinky_J> shoulda done her wit my mate
07:50 <slinky_J> LOL
07:56 <doctor> and we can rewrite the bible in our spare time:)
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08:03 <Bass`Babe85> yes!!!
08:03 <doctor> thats what hermits seem to do
08:07 <invizzi> i click on this girls profile and she has googly eyes in her pic and asks me to add her, i added her but then i closed the site
08:08 <Bass`Babe85> it should be more complex
08:12 <Bass`Babe85> and shortended
08:17 <Bass`Babe85> -ed
08:25 <doctor> yeah, and more brutal
08:35 <invizzi> slinky_J: would you both do her at once?
08:35 <doctor> people should be executed for adultury
08:35 <Bass`Babe85> yes
08:40 <slinky_J> yer
08:42 <slinky_J> fkn
08:43 <Bass`Babe85> bring on the whips and chains and daggers
08:45 <slinky_J> ive orgied b4
08:47 <slinky_J> ahahaha
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08:49 <Bass`Babe85> more daggers must be applied
08:50 <slinky_J> i love tripple fucks
08:54 <slinky_J> me n my mate
08:56 <slinky_J> went skiing
08:59 <slinky_J> with one chick we knew
09:00 <invizzi> man arn't you worried some guys dicks gonna be bigger than yours?
09:02 <slinky_J> was dope
09:04 <slinky_J> nope
09:07 <Bass`Babe85> you just love your balls touching other guys balls josh
09:07 <kokothemonkey> i think we should have 101 commandments and the 101st is thou shalt not forget the 100 commandments
09:08 <slinky_J> sif i care
09:08 <doctor> i like what the bitish empire used to do
09:09 <Bass`Babe85> admit it
09:11 <{orbit}> excuse me, miss Bass`Babe85 .. i'm a sausage wallet inspector *shows card* and i'm here to inspect your wallet.
09:12 <Bass`Babe85> slappy slappy
09:12 <slinky_J> i love my dick
09:16 <slinky_J> it knows all the moves yo
09:17 <slinky_J> lol
09:21 <doctor> invizzi ive came into terms with my small penis
09:26 <slinky_J> why would u care if they r bigger
09:29 <slinky_J> just fuck the whore better
09:32 <doctor> i see the good side of it, less maintanance
09:35 <slinky_J> get your steez on bro!
09:42 <slinky_J> n QUIT BEIN PARANOID ahaha
09:44 <kokothemonkey> i have a tiny dong too
09:49 <slinky_J> eh
09:51 <slinky_J> man
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09:57 <slinky_J> normal is 6inches
09:59 <invizzi> i got steez but seriously i dont feel comfortable with another guys dick bobbing around me
10:03 <{orbit}> i thought it was 6.5
10:04 <slinky_J> most girls could take u easy
10:05 <slinky_J> aha
10:08 <slinky_J> somethin like that
10:11 <slinky_J> dude
10:20 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ?ME BREAKS THE CURSE
10:20 <kokothemonkey> mines 6 mm's
10:21 <slinky_J> use ur tongue ahah
10:21 <Nemesis> wtf have i come into
10:25 <{orbit}> they reckon most girls are only 12cm or so deep anyways, so what's it matter lol
10:28 <Nemesis> jesus
10:29 <Bass`Babe85> Nemesis!
10:30 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@*.shawcable.net
10:38 <invizzi> mines above normal size so im never worried about that sort of thing
10:39 <slinky_J> aha nemz
10:40 <doctor> you can always inject silicon into your penis
10:43 <slinky_J> who knows
10:48 <Nemesis> hello Bass`Babe85
10:51 <slinky_J> y u be so paranoid
10:55 <kokothemonkey> nah that gives you rocky road penis
10:56 <slinky_J> just root a chick
10:58 <slinky_J> dont think about it
11:03 <slinky_J> n then take he rup the ass
11:03 <invizzi> doctor: have you seen that video of the man who names his dick the blob? with all the silicon?
11:04 <slinky_J> :P
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11:09 <{orbit}> kokothemonkey: what if she likes that ribbed for her pleasure thing?
11:15 <doctor> nah i havent
11:16 <Nemesis> slinky_J: don't get advice on IRC, fucking major fail...
11:21 <slinky_J> lol!
11:25 <slinky_J> dont get it give it
11:26 <kokothemonkey> orbit it's more like cobblestone
11:26 <slinky_J> ahaha
11:28 <doctor> ive seen a penis cut in half verticaly
11:29 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Nemesis was a greek god
11:29 <slinky_J> they need it
11:31 <{orbit}> Nemesis: pro tip - advice on irc is epic fail.
11:31 <Nemesis> pfft
11:35 <Bass`Babe85> I FELT LIKE SHIT ON A BUMS SHOE
11:38 <Nemesis> meh
11:39 <doctor> and one squashed under a glass table or something
11:43 <{orbit}> doctor: yeah that shit is messed up, seen that one
11:46 <slinky_J> one day Bass`Babe85
11:49 <slinky_J> im gonna out shit u
11:51 <Nemesis> Bass`Babe85: aww what's up?
11:53 <slinky_J> u can use coffee
11:57 <slinky_J> thats the only rule
11:58 <slinky_J> ahahaha
12:04 <slinky_J> *downs ten coffees*
12:04 <Bass`Babe85> nah I was just telling a friend something
12:07 <invizzi> ill find the video of the guy with the weird dick
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12:12 <Bass`Babe85> but thats how I explained it
12:19 <doctor> lol 3 people have died from coffee enemas
12:21 <Bass`Babe85> twas the day I couldn't masturbate pleasurably
12:21 <kokothemonkey> ever seen a chick with genitail herpes, wikipedia is great
12:21 <{orbit}> what a shit pickle.
12:22 <Bass`Babe85> jks
12:34 <Nemesis> huh
12:44 <Nemesis> all fo you , have fucking lost me
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12:48 <Nemesis> of*
12:48 <slinky_J> masturbate!
12:51 <slinky_J> forget about the pussy
12:56 <Nemesis> meow?
12:58 <slinky_J> just bend over ur dick and masticate!
13:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
13:05 <{orbit}> stick the fingers in
13:08 <doctor> my hand is more attractive than any human
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13:09 <kokothemonkey> MOO!!!!!
13:13 <Nemesis> that's it
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13:37 <{orbit}> give her some Finger Surprise, she'll love it.
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13:53 <doctor> A BABY was found decapitated and stabbed in a US home overnight with the mother allegedly claiming �the devil told her to do it��.
14:05 <invizzi> fuck the devil is getting worse
14:14 <Bass`Babe85> Nemesis = nath?
14:18 <Nemesis> this is my finger suprise _|_
14:23 <Nemesis> yeah
14:28 <Bass`Babe85> fucking christ
14:32 <Bass`Babe85> where have you been?
14:35 <slinky_J> this oppertunity comes once in a life time yo!
14:38 <Nemesis> out and about
14:38 <slinky_J> *bops*
14:42 <slinky_J> Bass`Babe85
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14:46 <slinky_J> i can find out
14:48 <slinky_J> n do it
14:51 <slinky_J> but i cbf goin out
14:55 <slinky_J> aha i dont wana risk bond
14:56 <invizzi> lol i found the video but its not working http://www.siliconpenis.com/
14:56 <Bass`Babe85> why not?
15:01 <Bass`Babe85> ffs josh you're lazy
15:01 <slinky_J> im banned
15:05 <slinky_J> lol naw
15:05 Part: babee_doll87 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
15:07 <slinky_J> paranoid
15:10 <Nemesis> banned from?
15:10 * diditforthelulz Is listening to Poison - Every Rose has it's Thorne .:. Time: 4:21
15:14 <slinky_J> n i might fuck this person up over the road
15:18 <slinky_J> for stealin my shit
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15:28 <slinky_J> i gotta keep a low profile man
15:31 <Nemesis> get the cops
15:36 <slinky_J> ill get 9months
15:42 <slinky_J> plus breakin new bond
15:48 <slinky_J> if i got caught aha
15:50 <Nemesis> fool
15:57 <slinky_J> they all know me
15:58 <slinky_J> ahahaha
16:01 <Nemesis> i'm not bailing you out
16:08 <Nemesis> you can stay in that cold cell
16:10 <Nemesis> :P
16:14 <invizzi> i got clothes returned that were taken as evidence last month
16:17 <slinky_J> i was thinkin of jumpin bail
16:19 <slinky_J> to goto canberra
16:22 <slinky_J> n see my grandpa
16:26 <invizzi> fresh everlast shoes and t shirt and stuff
16:28 <Nemesis> lol
16:30 <slinky_J> but corrections said i can go if i just give them notice
16:32 <slinky_J> i gotta like
16:32 <Nemesis> aww how nice
16:35 <Nemesis> :P
16:36 <slinky_J> give them departure times etc
16:46 <slinky_J> where im staying who it is their adress n phone num
16:47 <slinky_J> LOL
17:04 <slinky_J> i went to corrections off my guts was funny as
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17:31 <Nemesis> lol
17:34 <Nemesis> geez
17:38 Nick: n is now known as jonno
17:38 <slinky_J> loL
17:47 <slinky_J> fk it
17:48 <slinky_J> sometimes
17:54 <slinky_J> i think id be better off in prison
17:55 <slinky_J> rofl
18:03 <slinky_J> one day one day
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18:17 <slinky_J> ill have a train of punks on my handbag ahahah
18:21 <euro_jocks> hi all
18:28 <Nemesis> handbag
18:32 <slinky_J> ahaha
18:34 <Nemesis> o_O
18:34 <slinky_J> jea
18:41 <slinky_J> my nuts
18:45 <slinky_J> handbag
18:46 <slinky_J> get it
18:47 <slinky_J> LOL
18:55 <Nemesis> your nutsack will get owned
18:58 <slinky_J> naw
19:00 <Bass`Babe85> josh if you dun come
19:05 <Bass`Babe85> I'll kill someones pet
19:07 <slinky_J> ill hook u up Bass`Babe85
19:08 Part: maggieb ([email protected]) from #melbourne
19:10 <slinky_J> YEAH!
19:11 Part: zer0cool ([email protected]) from #melbourne
19:11 * Bass`Babe85 glares @ dyls turtles
19:12 <slinky_J> DO IT
19:14 <slinky_J> ahaha
19:15 <slinky_J> noooo
19:17 <slinky_J> not turtles
19:19 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
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19:22 <Bass`Babe85> they're pets
19:23 <slinky_J> kittens hurt ppl!
19:25 <slinky_J> LOL
19:36 <bda`> how come everyone likes Bass`Babe85. does she put out or something?
19:36 <slinky_J> everytime u drown a kitten an angel gets its wings :P
19:37 <Nemesis> no way
19:42 <Nemesis> kittens are cute
19:44 <slinky_J> yes
19:44 <Nemesis> =)
19:45 <slinky_J> bda`
19:49 <slinky_J> she puts out all the time
19:53 <slinky_J> puts out a gun to ur HEAD
19:54 <slinky_J> ahaha
20:05 <bda`> so she's black?
20:06 <slinky_J> give me my gun back dammit!
20:08 <Nemesis> as well as thier owners *winks at Bass`Babe85*
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20:11 <slinky_J> yea she's black as night
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20:17 <Bass`Babe85> I put out to convicts over the age of 17
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20:20 <Bass`Babe85> for freeeeeeeeeeeeee
20:31 <slinky_J> she from the dream time not the dreams that your cream in bda` the ones where you SCREAM!
20:32 <slinky_J> aha
20:56 <slinky_J> i needa go town now n pulla root
20:58 <slinky_J> from some skank ahah
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21:12 Nick: PandasDontScrew is now known as PandasDontDrive
21:15 <Nemesis> bloody rhymes
21:22 Part: Mylar ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:35 <Bass`Babe85> call tegan josh
21:36 <invizzi> liar
21:39 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAH
21:41 <Bass`Babe85> shes all up for fucks
21:42 <PandasDontDrive> i fucked her hard
21:46 <PandasDontDrive> never again
21:49 <PandasDontDrive> dont want STIs man
21:52 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha what a loser
22:01 <Nemesis> hmm
22:02 <PandasDontDrive> i fucked her hard as
22:05 <invizzi> what disease she got?
22:09 <PandasDontDrive> as if she could even root after that
22:13 <PandasDontDrive> she had a bush like the outback
22:15 <PandasDontDrive> lol
22:25 <invizzi> gross
22:32 <PandasDontDrive> she got boi cum on her mind disease loL
22:37 <Witwicky> yet u still hooked up with her ?
22:38 <Nemesis> that's why it's always handy to have a handheld gps
22:43 <Witwicky> are u a despo PandasDontDrive ?
22:52 <PandasDontDrive> yes
22:55 <PandasDontDrive> im a full despo
22:58 <PandasDontDrive> ..
23:01 <PandasDontDrive> :/ u bore me
23:02 <invizzi> ?
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23:14 <Witwicky> figured
23:19 <PandasDontDrive> yer
23:20 <bda`> PandasDontDrive doesn't seem like a despo to me
23:23 <bda`> seems like a fuckwit though
23:24 <PandasDontDrive> give me ur mums number
23:27 <PandasDontDrive> so i can call her too
23:28 <PandasDontDrive> ahah
23:29 <invizzi> lol
23:38 <invizzi> yeah a real fuckwit
23:43 * PandasDontDrive thinks bda` n Witwicky should hook up
23:55 <PandasDontDrive> you girls.
24:07 <MACOSX> ????
24:22 <Bass`Babe85> PandasDontDrive what are sti's?
24:32 <invizzi> iseases?
24:34 <Witwicky> why coz i think ur a worthless peace of shit coz u talk shit online and talk down about somechick who cant defend her self while u bag her ?
24:35 <PandasDontDrive> somethin u get from tegan
24:36 <PandasDontDrive> lol
24:40 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha invizzi
24:54 <PandasDontDrive> HAHAHA Witwicky awww tryin to bring it while you sit in the corner crying
24:57 <PandasDontDrive> get over me hunz :P
25:02 <Witwicky> PandasDontDrive ur prolly to scared to say shit to her face incase u get bitch slapped
25:08 <Witwicky> hun ?
25:09 <PandasDontDrive> to say shit to whom
25:13 <Witwicky> wat u a fag too ?
25:13 <PandasDontDrive> wtf u talkin bout baebz
25:18 <PandasDontDrive> bro
25:21 <euro_jocks> im a fag
25:22 <PandasDontDrive> ima fag all over you
25:29 <euro_jocks> hot
25:33 * PandasDontDrive runs a train prison style up Witwicky
25:33 <euro_jocks> u told him sister
25:34 <Witwicky> PandasDontDrive ur just ... sorry
25:38 <invizzi> euro_jocks: which is the biggest poof? use your gaydar
25:41 <PandasDontDrive> STAY in ya pen ya pig shit
25:46 <Witwicky> ur sorry man
25:46 <euro_jocks> lmaoo
25:48 Part: neznam ([email protected]) from #melbourne
25:49 <PandasDontDrive> aha
25:50 <Witwicky> thats all i gatta say
25:51 <PandasDontDrive> bro
25:53 <euro_jocks> i dont have gaydar!
25:54 <PandasDontDrive> cry me a river
26:01 <euro_jocks> i had manhunt but im over it
26:01 <Witwicky> talk tough an shit online big man
26:03 <PandasDontDrive> what u styling on about
26:10 <PandasDontDrive> you got some massif caper goin on me aye
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26:21 <PandasDontDrive> you got problems like kate moss when she's using
26:21 <invizzi> whats manhunt? some kind of gay gps technology?
26:27 <euro_jocks> LMAO
26:35 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
26:36 <euro_jocks> yeh apparently
26:53 <invizzi> this guy man told me in the clubs they used to use bluetooth for all this sick shit
27:12 <euro_jocks> i do that in lectures
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27:54 <Cyrax> brb
28:02 Quit: Cyrax ([email protected]) Quit: I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else.
28:07 <invizzi> woah i though manhunt was just a ps2 game
28:10 <Bee_Hornet> Mackenzie Country irrigation plan - Radio New Zealand
28:12 <Witwicky> what are u studying euro_jocks
28:35 <Bee_Hornet> i need new glasses in think
28:38 Part: Ms-Brunette ([email protected]) from #melbourne
28:49 <euro_jocks> micro vet science
29:00 Part: {NaVi} ([email protected]) from #melbourne
29:02 <invizzi> like mice and things
29:04 <invizzi> ?
29:13 <invizzi> looking after mice?
29:27 <Bee_Hornet> When I got deported from oz reasons being probly I had put on an accent with the immigration officer
29:28 <Witwicky> sounds fun but boring
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29:36 <PandasDontDrive> back
29:37 <Witwicky> lol
29:39 <PandasDontDrive> aha
29:46 <invizzi> Bee_Hornet: its because you are a raving madman
30:00 <Bee_Hornet> yep emmet that too
30:05 <euro_jocks> lol
30:06 <invizzi> thats not my name
30:11 <PandasDontDrive> so Witwicky why are you such a bitch man
30:14 <Bee_Hornet> I feel so low, i dont think of suicide no more
30:20 <PandasDontDrive> dont quit giving me shit like some homo
30:32 <invizzi> yeah if i was in banglasesh i would be more worried about floods than suicide
30:48 <PandasDontDrive> y aint u done it yet bro
30:48 <PandasDontDrive> :P
30:52 <whatever8> bangladesh won a test series
30:52 <Witwicky> bitch ? u saying im a bitcch lol but ur on here having a cry about some chick tegan wont say it to her face in the fear u will get bitch slapped
30:52 <Bee_Hornet> I m worried about getting mugged
30:55 <PandasDontDrive> do it after u don sandraa finally?
30:56 * kokothemonkey pats PandasDontDrive
30:59 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha Witwicky
31:03 <PandasDontDrive> when was i crying?
31:06 <Witwicky> and talkingt o Mel like .. her op matters ?
31:07 <Witwicky> lol
31:10 <PandasDontDrive> say what to tegans face
31:14 <invizzi> did Witwicky have sex with sandraa?
31:17 <Witwicky> who eva she is
31:17 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
31:18 * Bee_Hornet says G'day from bangladesh -adios
31:22 Part: Bee_Hornet ([email protected]) from #melbourne
31:24 <Witwicky> whateva u gatta say say it to her face man
31:25 <invizzi> way to go dog
31:27 <PandasDontDrive> u obviously cant read well bro
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31:34 <PandasDontDrive> what that shes a skank?
31:44 <PandasDontDrive> u pickin on that cause ur mum turned u down daw?
31:46 <Witwicky> talkin big u screwed her so hard etc etc
31:48 <whatever8> at least we don't outsource to bangladesh
31:51 <Witwicky> u tough man u
31:52 <Witwicky> lol
31:53 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
31:53 <invizzi> Witwicky: is a knight in shining armour who protects ladies
31:56 <PandasDontDrive> aww
32:00 Part: mrr_skyline ([email protected]) from #melbourne
32:01 <PandasDontDrive> im sorry youve never had sex
32:08 <PandasDontDrive> and u put it on a stool and cry
32:10 <euro_jocks> lol
32:12 <Witwicky> hehehe u poor basterds lol
32:20 <PandasDontDrive> dont forget man
32:27 <PandasDontDrive> ask ur mum if she saw my ad in the porno mag
32:28 <PandasDontDrive> :P
32:30 <Witwicky> go lay ur bricks ok
32:32 <PandasDontDrive> <3eminem
32:35 <PandasDontDrive> bro
32:38 <PandasDontDrive> come lay one in me
32:39 <Witwicky> mom jokes hahahahaa grade 3 ?
32:40 <Witwicky> lol
32:44 <PandasDontDrive> so i can give you concrete shoes
32:45 <invizzi> im eminem
32:46 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
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32:55 <invizzi> chicka chicka slim shady
33:03 <PandasDontDrive> i dont remember grade three man, im sorry if you're thirteen
33:06 <whatever8> chk chk boom
33:06 <Witwicky> ur so tough dude clicking away on ur keyboard
33:15 <PandasDontDrive> OH
33:19 <PandasDontDrive> Witwicky has wit
33:19 <Witwicky> such power
33:20 <PandasDontDrive> yes he doooo
33:28 <PandasDontDrive> Witwicky has wit
33:29 <PandasDontDrive> DO U
33:30 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
33:30 <Witwicky> now ur talkin to ur self ?
33:32 <PandasDontDrive> faggot
33:51 <invizzi> have a rap battle
33:53 Part: dreammer ([email protected]) from #melbourne
33:57 <Witwicky> im a fag were u not the one calling me HUN ?
33:57 <euro_jocks> lol
33:59 <Witwicky> like 10 min ago
34:02 <whatever8> VB is medicinal
34:03 <PandasDontDrive> instead of ircing fighting why dont you go fight your right hands for the right to pull your dick man
34:09 <PandasDontDrive> -s
34:09 <Bass`Babe85> Witwicky?
34:14 <PandasDontDrive> bro
34:16 <Bass`Babe85> I'm the ONLY Mel
34:21 <PandasDontDrive> mel
34:21 <Witwicky> I know Mel
34:22 <PandasDontDrive> he thinks
34:26 <PandasDontDrive> i was whinging about tegan
34:30 <PandasDontDrive> so hes giving me shit loL
34:31 <Bass`Babe85> tegans a whore
34:34 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
34:35 <Bass`Babe85> tried to run me over
34:37 <invizzi> who is tegan
34:38 <PandasDontDrive> mm
34:41 <Bass`Babe85> wouldn't lift a box for shaun
34:44 <Witwicky> U were bitching like a lil kid PandasDontDrive
34:45 <invizzi> what she look like
34:47 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
34:49 <Bass`Babe85> when he moved to perth
34:50 <PandasDontDrive> manga
34:54 <PandasDontDrive> if only
34:57 <PandasDontDrive> i lived near u
34:58 <Bass`Babe85> she tried to hit me with her car
34:59 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
35:01 <PandasDontDrive> i could give you a present
35:07 <PandasDontDrive> conrcrete shoes!
35:11 <PandasDontDrive> maybe then you stfu
35:14 <PandasDontDrive> about shit u dont know
35:18 <Witwicky> ok fine u take her on and deal with it this has nothing to do with u mel
35:26 <Bass`Babe85> kk Witwicky
35:27 <invizzi> lol so serious
35:32 <Bass`Babe85> WHY SO SRS
35:34 <Bass`Babe85> =P~
35:36 <invizzi> :P
35:37 <Bass`Babe85> lighten up
35:37 <PandasDontDrive> HWY SO SERIOUS
35:38 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
35:39 <Bass`Babe85> =P~
35:43 <Witwicky> im not lol
35:43 <PandasDontDrive> im havin fun man
35:44 <PandasDontDrive> lol
35:51 <Witwicky> PandasDontDrive is crying
35:53 <Witwicky> so i fig
35:54 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
35:56 <PandasDontDrive> i am
35:57 <Witwicky> ill allow it
35:58 <PandasDontDrive> bigtime
36:03 <Bass`Babe85> I'm having fun in my undies thinking of invizzi co0king
36:04 <PandasDontDrive> i need tissues bigger than fat bitches
36:07 <Witwicky> let him have hiz lil cry in the corner of the screen
36:08 <PandasDontDrive> to soak up my tears!
36:15 <invizzi> im a good cook now
36:19 <PandasDontDrive> you want to suck my cock bro
36:24 <PandasDontDrive> you're so bitching over me and some girl
36:29 <PandasDontDrive> really u just want the panda.
36:37 <PandasDontDrive> its all good, heaps do
36:44 <Witwicky> i just dont get guys like u who talk shit about a girl but will not say it to her face
36:48 <whatever8> roy and hg are still funny
36:50 <PandasDontDrive> dude
36:52 <Witwicky> coz ur a lil pussy l
36:53 <PandasDontDrive> me n mel
36:53 <invizzi> Witwicky: are you a girl?
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36:56 <PandasDontDrive> were tlakin bout a chick
36:58 <PandasDontDrive> from ages ago
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> so stfu
37:03 <PandasDontDrive> and get over it dude
37:04 <Bass`Babe85> yeah tegans a whore
37:05 Join: Lish ([email protected]) to #melbourne
37:06 <Witwicky> im over it
37:07 <PandasDontDrive> jeez
37:07 <Bass`Babe85> statement^
37:09 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
37:09 <Witwicky> u wanna try now
37:11 <Witwicky> ?
37:12 <PandasDontDrive> u dont even know it
37:13 <PandasDontDrive> lol
37:15 <PandasDontDrive> try what
37:20 <Witwicky> get over it
37:21 <PandasDontDrive> givin u concrete shoes?
37:22 <PandasDontDrive> lol
37:22 <invizzi> have sex he means
37:23 <Bass`Babe85> Witwicky wheres my hello
37:26 <Bass`Babe85> HUH
37:28 <PandasDontDrive> whats to get over man
37:30 <Witwicky> i said Hi
37:34 <PandasDontDrive> u make me laugh
37:37 <Witwicky> Hey mel :)
37:37 <Bass`Babe85> hello pumpkin fucker
37:40 <invizzi> 'wanna try it? im bending over'
37:45 <PandasDontDrive> pumpkin
37:47 <Bass`Babe85> hello Witwicky pumkin fucker
37:47 <PandasDontDrive> what
37:50 <PandasDontDrive> WHAT
37:58 Part: iTaLiAnO^PrInCe ([email protected]) from #melbourne
38:06 <Witwicky> PandasDontDrive calm down man go have a glass of cold water b4 u break ur pc screen
38:08 <PandasDontDrive> lol
38:11 Join: iTaLiAnO^PrInCe ([email protected]) to #melbourne
38:20 <PandasDontDrive> wait
38:20 <invizzi> iTaLiAnO^PrInCess
38:23 <PandasDontDrive> im confused now
38:26 <PandasDontDrive> r u a chick Witwicky
38:29 <Witwicky> yes yes i know u will feel all tuff and all breakin it but u wont get nothin out of it
38:34 <invizzi> are you?
38:41 <Witwicky> ur a tuff guy we all know that [ happy now ] ?
38:54 Part: whatever8 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
39:06 <invizzi> maybe Witwicky is teagan
39:20 <Witwicky> umm ok
39:23 <PandasDontDrive> huh
39:27 <PandasDontDrive> i dont think im tough
39:28 <Bass`Babe85> I'm a tough guy ladyish person
39:28 <invizzi> ?
39:32 <PandasDontDrive> i dunno why im arguin wit u
39:34 <Bass`Babe85> I been to jail in my dreams
39:41 <Witwicky> arguing ?
39:42 <PandasDontDrive> i been in jail
39:42 <Bass`Babe85> last night I dreamt of explosives
39:44 <PandasDontDrive> :/
39:45 <Witwicky> whois arguing
39:47 <PandasDontDrive> who hasnt lol
39:50 <Witwicky> ur having a little cry
39:52 <PandasDontDrive> cells = jail
39:53 <kokothemonkey> i was in pentridge
39:57 <Witwicky> imjust questioning ur reasons
39:58 <PandasDontDrive> shoosh already Witwicky
40:00 <Bass`Babe85> clostest I've been in is dandy lock ups
40:03 <Bass`Babe85> it was sexy
40:10 <PandasDontDrive> i cbf arguin with u im over it
40:13 <invizzi> i been convicted but no dumb jail for me
40:16 <Bass`Babe85> concrete beds and metal toilets with no seats ftw
40:18 <PandasDontDrive> eh
40:20 <Witwicky> Mel have u been locked up b4 ?
40:21 <Bass`Babe85> no laces or jewelry
40:23 <Bass`Babe85> sexy
40:25 <Bass`Babe85> yes
40:28 <PandasDontDrive> im tryina score
40:29 <PandasDontDrive> lol
40:30 <Witwicky> proud of it ?
40:32 <PandasDontDrive> 50 worth
40:32 <Bass`Babe85> in all seriousness I have
40:32 <PandasDontDrive> ahah
40:36 <Bass`Babe85> no I'm not proud
40:42 <Witwicky> ok good answer
40:42 <Bass`Babe85> cause I spat in someones face
40:45 <kokothemonkey> pentridge was hard core, got the train every day but then they had to close it and ruin my fun
40:49 <Bass`Babe85> its gross
40:50 <Witwicky> assult
40:53 * PandasDontDrive sings
40:54 <Bass`Babe85> nope
40:56 <PandasDontDrive> its rock bottom!
40:59 <Bass`Babe85> not the reason I was in
41:04 <invizzi> i didnt do anything wrong but now i am marked for life
41:05 <PandasDontDrive> this song is dedicated to all the happy people
41:12 <PandasDontDrive> all the happy people who have real nice lives!
41:12 <Bass`Babe85> I got in lock up for doing something unbelieveable
41:14 <PandasDontDrive> *flows*
41:17 <PandasDontDrive> ahah
41:18 <Bass`Babe85> it wasn't great
41:18 <Witwicky> never been to jail dont think i will ever go lol
41:19 <PandasDontDrive> i love lock up
41:23 <Bass`Babe85> I couldn't believe it
41:23 <euro_jocks> what r we discussing
41:24 <PandasDontDrive> its awesome
41:28 <PandasDontDrive> then again
41:30 <PandasDontDrive> im used to it
41:31 Part: melb-dandenongM ([email protected]) from #melbourne
41:32 <PandasDontDrive> :/
41:34 <Bass`Babe85> it was for one night
41:35 <Witwicky> sex in a public place ?
41:39 <Bass`Babe85> nope
41:43 <euro_jocks> oh i love sex in public
41:43 <invizzi> funkdoobiest is sick bro
41:48 <Witwicky> its the best
41:49 <Witwicky> lol
41:51 * invizzi is listening to wild out by dj rectangle & funkdoobiest from DJ Rectangle - Vinyl Combat 2
42:00 <Bass`Babe85> loud music and not understanding the police sometimes don't lo0k like police officors
42:06 Part: ^A_L_E_X^ ([email protected]) from #melbourne
42:33 <Witwicky> police offiecers are just ppl
42:36 <Azz> euro_jocks you cant love something you never get
42:42 <Witwicky> so how are they meant to look mel
42:42 <Witwicky> ?
42:46 <euro_jocks> ye Azz
42:47 <Bass`Babe85> yeah but they weren't wearing the correct uniforms
42:49 <euro_jocks> ud know right?
42:52 <Azz> lol @ spelling Officers
42:54 <Bass`Babe85> umm like scary ppl
42:55 <Witwicky> umm Un uniformed
42:59 <Azz> 2 people got it wrong
43:01 <Bass`Babe85> Azz lol yourself
43:25 <Azz> get drinking
43:26 <Bass`Babe85> Witwicky they wore those jumpers with minimal warning of being policemen
43:31 <Bass`Babe85> Azz sorry?
43:35 <Witwicky> my friends a Detective in the police force she never has hers on and drives in a unmarked car
43:47 <Bass`Babe85> my ex's bro in law arrested me
43:52 <Bass`Babe85> I thought it was a joke
43:52 <Azz> police people ca be plain clothes also. frustrating yes
43:56 <invizzi> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85UK2qE_nIU
43:57 <Bass`Babe85> wasn't tho
43:59 <Bass`Babe85> =\
44:00 <Witwicky> lol
44:01 <euro_jocks> my ex bf is a fed cop
44:03 <euro_jocks> its sexy
44:08 <Bass`Babe85> euro_jocks sounds it
44:12 <Bass`Babe85> number?
44:15 <Bass`Babe85> =P
44:17 <euro_jocks> hahahah
44:22 <Witwicky> well mel u shouldnt act nice just when cops are around u should act and be nice all the time
44:25 <Azz> euro_jocks and he got you done for paedofilia ?
44:29 <Witwicky> with or without cops being there
44:34 Join: anita ([email protected]) to #melbourne
44:35 <euro_jocks> lol what
44:53 <euro_jocks> what the hell r u talking about
45:01 Part: iTaLiAnO^PrInCe ([email protected]) from #melbourne
45:12 <PandasDontDrive> fuck
45:14 <anita> ya mum
45:17 <PandasDontDrive> spilt beer on laptop
45:23 <Witwicky> awwww
45:28 <Witwicky> why dont u log off for a week
45:29 <Bass`Babe85> Witwicky I wasn't nice
45:30 Join: aliasd ([email protected]) to #melbourne
45:31 <Witwicky> let it dry PandasDontDrive
45:32 * anita stabs PandasDontDrive
45:33 <Bass`Babe85> thats why they got me
45:37 <PandasDontDrive> phew
45:38 <Bass`Babe85> I was drunk and angry
45:40 <PandasDontDrive> didnt fuck it up
45:41 <Bass`Babe85> =(
45:42 <euro_jocks> lol
45:43 <PandasDontDrive> anita :P
45:51 <Witwicky> Angry drunks umm
45:54 <PandasDontDrive> who cares
45:56 <anita> :D~~~~
45:57 <PandasDontDrive> gettin new laptop soon
45:58 <Witwicky> im a happy drunk
45:58 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
46:02 <Witwicky> Anita ?
46:03 <Bass`Babe85> I was HIGHLY upset
46:04 <WiLd_TuRkeY> u can get voilently drunk on my dick anyday
46:04 Part: Belial ([email protected]) from #melbourne
46:04 <Witwicky> who is Anita
46:05 Nick: aliasd is now known as uid0
46:05 <PandasDontDrive> mi too
46:12 * PandasDontDrive bites anita hard
46:12 <Bass`Babe85> I wanted to listen to loud music of the time
46:14 <euro_jocks> lmaoo wild turkey
46:15 <anita> i am anita
46:15 <Bass`Babe85> which was gay
46:16 <euro_jocks> hot!!!!!!
46:21 * anita starts crying
46:21 <Witwicky> Anita who lives on a farm
46:21 <Witwicky> ?
46:26 * anita growls at PandasDontDrive
46:29 <Bass`Babe85> anita lives in my box
46:31 <anita> LOL@ farm
46:35 <Bass`Babe85> fucking retards siff not know
46:37 <euro_jocks> lmaooooooo @ bass babe
46:41 <PandasDontDrive> oh man
46:43 <PandasDontDrive> FUCK
46:46 <PandasDontDrive> i was skitzin
46:47 <kokothemonkey> i almost got arressted last night but a blowjob solved that problem
46:49 <PandasDontDrive> "NOOOO"
46:51 <anita> the only way i'd live on a farm is if i could make sweet love to the animals
46:51 <invizzi> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY9gAKSqFT8&feature=PlayList&p=0538A522C6BDC5BF&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=45
46:56 Join: Bored ([email protected]) to #melbourne
46:57 <PandasDontDrive> not another laptop ruined from alcohol
46:58 <PandasDontDrive> LOl
46:58 <anita> Bass`Babe85's box is cosy
47:00 <Bass`Babe85> anita tell them the truth
47:03 <MACOSX> Hi ,how are you doing , my name is Jane ,im 25 single ,am from Tampa Florida. I like what i read in your profile and i will like to get to know you
47:03 <MACOSX> like taking a drug in a pill format and inserting it directly in to your arse hole?
47:04 <MACOSX> really spices things up.
47:04 <Bass`Babe85> my box is warm
47:08 <Bass`Babe85> for your comfort
47:10 <Bass`Babe85> =P
47:10 * PandasDontDrive makes anita SCREAM
47:18 <anita> LOL@ josh
47:22 <euro_jocks> lol koko
47:24 <anita> i love you too, PandasDontDrive
47:30 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:32 <MACOSX> hahaha
47:34 <Bass`Babe85> anita I've made up my mind
47:35 <PandasDontDrive> aawww
47:36 <Bass`Babe85> OK
47:37 Join: Bee_Hornet ([email protected]) to #melbourne
47:40 <PandasDontDrive> i love u bad enough to steal ;)
47:43 <MACOSX> i sent ti to some cxhick from the states thinking ti was a fake profile
47:45 <MACOSX> turns out i was wrong
47:46 <MACOSX> hahaha
47:46 <anita> LOL
47:50 Part: ICE_QUEEN ([email protected]) from #melbourne
47:50 <Bass`Babe85> you're coming to my 24th and dimi will be YOUR guest
47:51 <anita> that's cute PandasDontDrive
47:56 Join: I^lovebustybabes ([email protected]) to #melbourne
47:58 <anita> haha mel
48:00 <anita> nice
48:02 <anita> when is it?
48:09 Join: Belial ([email protected]) to #melbourne
48:13 <bda`> Bass`Babe85 is pushing 24? acts like a homeless 12 yr old.
48:13 <Witwicky> PandasDontDrive what do u do
48:13 <Witwicky> ?
48:21 <PandasDontDrive> do i do
48:22 <euro_jocks> bda dats tight
48:24 <PandasDontDrive> depends
48:29 <PandasDontDrive> how much will you pay me
48:31 <PandasDontDrive> heh
48:48 <Bee_Hornet> I have plan B
48:49 <anita> HEY.. she may be homeless... but she aint no 12 year old
49:02 <PandasDontDrive> im a laborer/chef
49:06 <kokothemonkey> she may be 12 but at least she's not homeless
49:08 <euro_jocks> hot
49:12 <PandasDontDrive> i goto work on you and chop you up
49:12 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
49:17 <euro_jocks> lmao
49:17 <Bee_Hornet> i m inside a 8 year old
49:25 <kokothemonkey> snug?
49:25 <invizzi> Bee_Hornet: sicko
49:35 <euro_jocks> ewww
49:36 <invizzi> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzsV9BqsIVk
49:45 <Bee_Hornet> i still think woman are angels
49:46 Join: steve_ ([email protected]) to #melbourne
49:47 <PandasDontDrive> ahah
49:48 <anita> when is it, mel?
49:54 <Bass`Babe85> bda` orly?
49:54 * anita gets out diary to pencil it in :P
49:58 <Bass`Babe85> anita dec
49:59 <PandasDontDrive> <Witwicky> PandasDontDrive what do u do
50:03 <PandasDontDrive> i do 15 to life for doing you
50:03 <PandasDontDrive> :P
50:08 <anita> oh cool
50:30 * PandasDontDrive sits next to anita
50:36 Part: Bored ([email protected]) from #melbourne
50:38 * PandasDontDrive DAGGERS
50:40 Join: ebnjtdwy ([email protected]) to #melbourne
50:40 <PandasDontDrive> :P
50:41 Part: ebnjtdwy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
50:44 Mode: (by ChanOP) -bb *!*@b76ca9b7.optusnet.com.au *!*acidking@*.iinet.net.au
50:51 Part: blondie83 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
50:53 <Bee_Hornet> two cats having a bitch fights outside
50:55 Part: EggRolls ([email protected]) from #melbourne
51:16 Join: lil_jamie ([email protected]) to #melbourne
51:18 <Bass`Babe85> anita do you celebrate xmas?
51:27 <Bee_Hornet> I do
51:34 <PandasDontDrive> is anita jewish
51:38 <Bass`Babe85> no
51:38 <Bee_Hornet> i m multi religious
51:40 <invizzi> man heaps of music is getting replaced with spanish shit
51:44 <anita> Bass`Babe85: sometimes. why?
51:46 <PandasDontDrive> then y wouldnt she
51:47 <PandasDontDrive> lol
51:52 <Bee_Hornet> all Gods are my God
51:53 <PandasDontDrive> christmas is fkd
51:55 <anita> lol@ jewish
51:58 * WiLd_TuRkeY licks Bass`Babe85 bumhole
52:00 <anita> i'll cut you
52:00 <invizzi> im jewish
52:02 <invizzi> oi vay
52:09 <Bass`Babe85> anita I want to shout you halves in a hotel if you're both game to travel?
52:10 <Witwicky> bamitsfa
52:16 <Bass`Babe85> or I'll come down
52:26 <Bass`Babe85> either way I'd like to do something with you both and dyl
52:29 <anita> for your bday?
52:31 <Bass`Babe85> yup
52:38 <anita> i probably won't be able to
52:40 <Bee_Hornet> i could bring some rottwhiler
52:42 <PandasDontDrive> cut me anita
52:43 <anita> i work on a rotating roster
52:45 <PandasDontDrive> cut me hard
52:45 <PandasDontDrive> :D
52:50 <anita> LOL@ the boss giving me time off
52:53 <Witwicky> Mel and her sex talk
52:54 <PandasDontDrive> cut me into pieces
52:58 <PandasDontDrive> :D
53:01 <Bass`Babe85> well I'll try to arrange it for melbourne
53:13 <PandasDontDrive> fuck man
53:17 <anita> sif go through that kind of effort for me and dimi.
53:18 <PandasDontDrive> i aint gettin response
53:20 <PandasDontDrive> from candy
53:20 <Bass`Babe85> I don't like big groups of ppl @ bdays just small and simple
53:22 <Bee_Hornet> I had always asked my boss put me on night shift so they did
53:23 <PandasDontDrive> i wana get some shit
53:26 <Bass`Babe85> lots of drink and po0l
53:26 <PandasDontDrive> grrr
53:28 <PandasDontDrive> :(
53:29 <Bass`Babe85> =D
53:31 Part: soccerPlaya ([email protected]) from #melbourne
53:37 <WiLd_TuRkeY> pools my favorite
53:41 <Bass`Babe85> same
53:49 <WiLd_TuRkeY> i like getting wet
53:52 <anita> hehe mel. sounds good
53:52 <Bass`Babe85> I've become quite great @ the game recently
53:54 Part: Austin316 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
53:58 <euro_jocks> mmm wet
54:03 <Bee_Hornet> I need a genuine sponsor if i wants to be back
54:03 <anita> me and dima will buy you a whole bunch of sex toys as a gift
54:06 <euro_jocks> key word, key word.
54:09 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
54:14 <anita> by sex toy i mean some guinea pigs and barbed wire
54:15 <PandasDontDrive> fucken hell
54:18 <Bass`Babe85> no need lol I'm all out of sex
54:21 <Nemesis> don't sink the 8ball when starting off, which is did
54:21 <PandasDontDrive> if only i had KJs number
54:23 <Nemesis> :(
54:23 <Bass`Babe85> even with myself
54:26 <Bass`Babe85> =O
54:29 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
54:29 <Nemesis> i even
54:30 <PandasDontDrive> lol
54:30 <Bee_Hornet> Australia doesnt like gay relationship that i've stublished
54:32 <Bass`Babe85> I bore myself to tears
54:34 <PandasDontDrive> take the 8ball
54:34 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
54:35 <Witwicky> i feel for u mel
54:36 <PandasDontDrive> put it in a sock
54:38 <PandasDontDrive> and do someone
54:39 <PandasDontDrive> :D
54:42 <Bee_Hornet> from my own application
54:44 <Witwicky> lol how can one be all out of sex
54:46 <Bass`Babe85> Witwicky do guys always want sex?
54:50 <Bass`Babe85> like until they die?
54:54 <anita> no self love?
54:55 <anita> pfft
54:56 <euro_jocks> yes
54:56 <Bass`Babe85> or do you have spurts
54:57 <Nemesis> i'll do that to you panda
54:57 <Witwicky> Sex is just a great thing
54:57 <invizzi> im bigger than big pun
54:57 <anita> you disapoint me
55:00 <Nemesis> :P
55:02 <anita> i fap three times a day
55:06 <Nemesis> i'll be gentle
55:07 <Nemesis> ...
55:07 <Witwicky> after like 35 men slow down
55:10 <Nemesis> :>>>
55:11 <WiLd_TuRkeY> s e x
55:11 <Witwicky> women increase
55:11 <anita> lol@ big pun
55:14 <Witwicky> and want more
55:17 <anita> that fat rapper that always had to be seated
55:17 <Nemesis> are you covered by HBA?
55:19 <Bass`Babe85> anita I got enought sex in the past two years to last me forever
55:20 <PandasDontDrive> oh jea
55:20 <Bass`Babe85> =\
55:22 <PandasDontDrive> feel this bass
55:26 <PandasDontDrive> outta these headphones
55:27 <invizzi> the fat rapper who was totally awesome
55:30 <PandasDontDrive> cainin my ears!
55:34 <anita> Bass`Babe85: there's no such thing! dimi says i'll be the death of him
55:35 <PandasDontDrive> notorious
55:36 <anita> LOL
55:39 <PandasDontDrive> B I G
56:41 <Bass`Babe85> anita it's true
56:50 <Bass`Babe85> have you seen the relax and non relaxed dimi
56:56 <Bass`Babe85> they're hardly different
57:03 <Bass`Babe85> I almost peed in his backseat once
57:04 <anita> haha
57:08 <anita> i haven't seen him angry yet
57:12 <Bass`Babe85> it was to drop off dyl @ the airport
57:19 <Bass`Babe85> and I had too much beer in peak hour
57:20 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
57:22 <Bass`Babe85> bwahahahaha
57:25 <xarcos> http://imgur.com/aIbmV
57:26 <xarcos> Lols.
57:26 <Bass`Babe85> I threatened him
57:36 <xarcos> I think that answers your question Bass`Babe85.
57:37 <Bass`Babe85> "I'll piss in your backseat if you dun pull over"
57:40 <anita> haha mel
57:45 <PandasDontDrive> mel
57:49 <PandasDontDrive> i aint gettin a response
57:53 <PandasDontDrive> n i cbf walkin upstairs!
57:57 <anita> we had to stop at a servo once cos i needed to pee
57:59 <Bass`Babe85> xarcos my net is running like a ...
58:01 <PandasDontDrive> damn im on 15k now grr
58:04 <anita> his driving is scarey even when he goes slow for me
58:05 <PandasDontDrive> was on 300 b4 LOL
58:13 <Bass`Babe85> PandasDontDrive resp off candice?
58:18 <invizzi> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF-rlTSkZPQ&feature=related
58:26 <PandasDontDrive> resp?
58:29 <PandasDontDrive> her bf
58:30 <PandasDontDrive> gadz
58:32 <Bass`Babe85> anita my mum says his car sounds like a chopper
58:33 <PandasDontDrive> has the connection
58:34 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
58:36 <PandasDontDrive> but they aint replyin
58:37 <PandasDontDrive> :(
58:38 <Bass`Babe85> she HATES it
58:44 <Bass`Babe85> but shes bat shit crazy
58:47 <Bass`Babe85> so who cares
58:50 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
58:53 <PandasDontDrive> i just wana ge tmunted man
58:56 <PandasDontDrive> at KJs place
58:58 <Bass`Babe85> oi tell dimi to sell me his po0l cue
58:59 <PandasDontDrive> around some chicks
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
59:10 <anita> yeah my neighbours complain
59:10 <xarcos> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHA71B_wbXY
59:13 <Bass`Babe85> MURNTED
59:14 <xarcos> That's how I feel.
59:14 <anita> we closed the door in her face
59:26 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
59:33 <PandasDontDrive> DAMN
59:36 <PandasDontDrive> lost 15k
59:37 <PandasDontDrive> :(
59:37 <Bass`Babe85> I screamed DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE
59:38 <anita> lol@ him owning a pool cue
59:41 <invizzi> my link better
59:41 <PandasDontDrive> down to 10k now :S
59:41 <Bass`Babe85> and bam
59:42 <anita> i can beat him
59:44 <anita> and im shit
59:55 <invizzi> this hitler videos are old now
59:55 <Bass`Babe85> wtf
59:56 <Bass`Babe85> siff
00:00 <Bass`Babe85> GAME ON MOLE
00:08 <Bass`Babe85> prob cause i'm paro while I play
00:16 <Bass`Babe85> I played in heels the other night
00:18 <Bass`Babe85> dyl failed
00:25 <anita> haha
00:26 <Bass`Babe85> booo yukka shoyyy
00:35 <Bass`Babe85> shouuu?
00:35 <PandasDontDrive> oh fkn hell mang
00:36 <Bass`Babe85> =\
00:41 <PandasDontDrive> i wana know NOW
00:43 <PandasDontDrive> can i get some
00:46 <PandasDontDrive> if i get 50
00:51 <PandasDontDrive> u wana take 25 off me
00:57 <PandasDontDrive> ill just get 100
00:57 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
01:19 Part: ^matty^ ([email protected]) from #melbourne
01:29 <Nemesis> i hope we are chatting about money here
01:31 <Nemesis> >:P
01:40 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
01:43 <PandasDontDrive> monopoly money
01:46 <PandasDontDrive> i cbf pming
01:48 <PandasDontDrive> pff
01:52 <Nemesis> lazy shit
01:54 <PandasDontDrive> lol
02:01 <Azz> Any sexy girls wanna talk dirty in private ? lol
02:10 <anita> yeah
02:12 <anita> PandasDontDrive does
02:15 <PandasDontDrive> fucken
02:18 <PandasDontDrive> im all
02:22 <PandasDontDrive> yes
02:27 <PandasDontDrive> *rubs her nipples*
02:31 <PandasDontDrive> oh baebz anita
02:34 <Nemesis> idiot
02:36 <Nemesis> :|
02:36 <anita> she's got great pins
02:37 <PandasDontDrive> my tits r so hot for u yo
02:38 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
02:42 <Nemesis> lmao
02:48 <PandasDontDrive> i got a great penis
02:51 <PandasDontDrive> i mean
02:52 <PandasDontDrive> clit
02:54 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
02:57 <PandasDontDrive> suck it
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
03:04 <Azz> ???? whats a clit
03:10 <Nemesis> mmm that asian chick in the gene generation movie is nice
03:19 <Nemesis> wowieeee
03:48 <PandasDontDrive> duno wot a clit is
03:51 <PandasDontDrive> never seen a girl naked
03:53 <Nemesis> lol Azz
03:57 <PandasDontDrive> i wonder watits like
03:59 <PandasDontDrive> :D
04:06 <PandasDontDrive> *creamz*
04:08 <Witwicky> i dunnow cant find my self to find asian chicks attractive in that sorta way
04:14 <uid0> ?
04:16 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
04:25 <Witwicky> lota asian friends
04:29 <Witwicky> but thats about it
04:39 <Nemesis> fair enough
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04:40 <anita> i'm an asian with shit all asian friends.
04:40 <WiLd_TuRkeY> I OWE MY LIFE TO GOD
04:50 <Nemesis> lol aww anita
04:54 <Nemesis> :P
04:57 <Bass`Babe85> I dislike asian friends
05:01 <Bass`Babe85> those assholes
05:01 <anita> i've always lived in bogan areas
05:02 <Bass`Babe85> jks
05:05 <Azz> http://lh3.ggpht.com/kingarthurma/Ru3TWZTod_I/AAAAAAAAC8U/XMUUOAghQ1g/55_209049_57e369d4387c5ea.jpg
05:06 <anita> lol mel
05:06 <uid0> azn pride lolz!!!!!!!!!!
05:07 <anita> YOU LOVE ME
05:09 <uid0> ...
05:10 <Nemesis> trung is cool
05:10 <anita> LOVE. ME.
05:12 <Nemesis> kik
05:16 <uid0> kekeke
05:21 <anita> trung is gay
05:27 <uid0> OMG ZORG ATTACK
05:30 <Bass`Babe85> I love you!!!! anita marry me I'll lick you out nightly
05:37 <anita> front and back?
05:39 <^pHANTOM^> lol mel
05:44 <WiLd_TuRkeY> ill lick u out nightly Bass`Babe85
05:44 <Azz> crack and back
05:45 <Bass`Babe85> hai geoffy
05:49 <^pHANTOM^> hai mel
05:50 <^pHANTOM^> Defcon:
05:53 <^pHANTOM^> err
05:54 <^pHANTOM^> :D
05:54 <Bass`Babe85> back not so much anita
05:56 <Bass`Babe85> =P
05:57 <WiLd_TuRkeY> defcon 6
05:59 <Nemesis> defcon 1
06:00 <invizzi> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03yKoZsdJL0
06:02 <anita> pfft
06:03 <Bass`Babe85> ^pHANTOM^ DEFCON WHAT
06:03 <anita> no love
06:04 <xarcos> Spewcon 9000.
06:05 <anita> :(
06:07 Kick: WiLd_TuRkeY was kicked by ChanOP ([diditforthelulz] enough with the rude chatter.)
06:09 <Bass`Babe85> dun make me get kicked
06:11 <^pHANTOM^> nothing
06:12 <Nemesis> lol xarcos
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06:21 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v ^pHANTOM^
06:23 <xarcos> Omg it's Nemesis.
06:25 <invizzi> it only takes one dickhead to push the button
06:26 <WiLd_TuRkeY> hmmmm
06:31 <^pHANTOM^> MelbGreek83: bass is back ;D
06:31 <Bass`Babe85> DEFCON WHATY?
06:33 <^pHANTOM^> err
06:35 <WiLd_TuRkeY> thats right invizzi
06:35 <Azz> diditforthelulz i'll finger ur arse if its clean
06:36 <Bass`Babe85> omg where?
06:37 <^pHANTOM^> Bass`Babe85 even
06:39 <Bass`Babe85> where
06:43 <Bass`Babe85> @ bass
06:46 * Bass`Babe85 dreams
06:46 Part: technicsgirl ([email protected]) from #melbourne
06:50 <Nemesis> is bass still around
06:51 <Nemesis> ?
06:53 <^pHANTOM^> yeah man
06:53 <^pHANTOM^> :D
06:57 <Azz> bass = fish
06:59 <Nemesis> i thought it died in the ass
07:00 <^pHANTOM^> reopened on friday
07:00 <^pHANTOM^> :D
07:01 <Bass`Babe85> omfg st kilda?
07:03 <Bass`Babe85> you srs?
07:08 <^pHANTOM^> nah
07:12 <Bass`Babe85> are you fucking my non existant tail/.
07:14 <^pHANTOM^> different location.
07:15 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Bass`Babe85 diditforthelulz kicked me because of you
07:16 <Bass`Babe85> where?
07:18 <Bass`Babe85> metro?
07:25 <euro_jocks> lol
07:25 <PandasDontDrive> whoa
07:27 * Nemesis bitchslaps Galvatron and Nik Fish
07:28 <Bass`Babe85> WiLd_TuRkeY he dislikes you, he told me
07:29 <PandasDontDrive> needed a booster
07:29 <Bass`Babe85> =\
07:33 <PandasDontDrive> n someone gave me 20k
07:34 <PandasDontDrive> woooot
07:38 <WiLd_TuRkeY> punch him for me Bass`Babe85
07:39 <anita> LOL
07:41 <PandasDontDrive> ima give em 100k when i hit it up
07:46 <Azz> night cunts, see ya some time later this week. time for a few wanks toight
07:46 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@336ba7eb.netspace.net.au
07:47 Kick: Azz was kicked by ChanOP ((stebie) The C-bomb, or any intended variant, is not tolerated <autoban>)
07:47 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b Azz!*@*
07:51 * PandasDontDrive bites anita
07:56 <PandasDontDrive> grrr
07:56 <PandasDontDrive> :P
07:58 <Bee_Hornet> i m a sick puppy
08:05 * PandasDontDrive throws anita against Bass`Babe85
08:05 <PandasDontDrive> !!!
08:05 <Nemesis> i hope his mandhood falls off
08:05 Join: male33cibubur ([email protected]) to #melbourne
08:09 <Nemesis> night azz
08:10 Join: DJ_Nick ([email protected]) to #melbourne
08:10 <PandasDontDrive> FIGHT
08:10 <PandasDontDrive> :P
08:11 <Nemesis> :P
08:18 <xarcos> Pants.
08:21 Join: ^matty^ ([email protected]) to #melbourne
08:28 <Bass`Babe85> WiLd_TuRkeY I fail @ punching
08:29 <Nemesis> vomit
08:31 * PandasDontDrive smokes xarcos a kipper!
08:32 <Nemesis> pants
08:33 <Bass`Babe85> my hand isn't 100%
08:36 <xarcos> PANTS
08:37 <Bee_Hornet> i feel good in the rural country towns all by myself
08:43 <PandasDontDrive> brb
08:52 <Pieter> How sexy am I?
08:53 <Pieter> Very sexy
08:54 <Pieter> yep
08:57 <Pieter> me!
09:00 <Pieter> seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexy!
09:02 <Nemesis> :\
09:08 <Bee_Hornet> Saturn spins the Sun every 29 n � years
09:24 <WiLd_TuRkeY> lol fucken a while Bee_Hornet
09:25 <Nemesis> Bee_Hornet: wikipedia is nice aye?
09:32 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 2.7 million light years?
09:55 Part: male33cibubur ([email protected]) from #melbourne
09:59 * WiLd_TuRkeY SCREAMS
10:07 <xarcos> Wild_Spewcake
10:08 <Bee_Hornet> not if ya tie yerself with it's rotation
10:10 <WiLd_TuRkeY> 1.7 light years
10:22 Part: EMXMELB ([email protected]) from #melbourne
10:28 <Bee_Hornet> Nemesis: as if it's provided by you
10:33 <Bee_Hornet> :p
10:41 <Nemesis> >:P
10:42 <Bee_Hornet> i get free access
10:49 <WiLd_TuRkeY> Nemesis was a greek god
10:57 <Nemesis> well i'm not greek
11:00 <Nemesis> so yeah
11:08 <WiLd_TuRkeY> maybe a geek?
11:16 <WiLd_TuRkeY> -r +R
11:22 <Bee_Hornet> Nicholas sarkozi collasped after few billies
11:36 <xarcos> Nemesis just wants to give everyone divine retribution.
11:38 <Nemesis> how can i be? when i only appaear twice a week on this chat client
11:52 <Nemesis> cause i have things to do outside of cyberspace
11:52 <Bee_Hornet> I m new too
11:59 <Bee_Hornet> so is xarcos
12:07 <PandasDontDrive> back
12:08 <PandasDontDrive> damn
12:09 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
12:13 Join: HandyGeelong ([email protected]) to #melbourne
12:14 <PandasDontDrive> sif they upstairs sleepin
12:18 <PandasDontDrive> WHOREES!
12:34 <xarcos> I think you're mixing up 'geek' and 'loser'
13:03 <Bee_Hornet> heh
13:05 <WiLd_TuRkeY> sometimes i thinkso too
13:15 <PandasDontDrive> fkn fkn!!!
13:32 Join: ^FrEaK4HiM^ ([email protected]) to #melbourne
13:33 <Bee_Hornet> I m planning not to be back
13:36 Part: Bee_Hornet ([email protected]) from #melbourne
13:48 Join: MsTwinkle ([email protected]) to #melbourne
13:58 <^FrEaK4HiM^> back
14:09 <xarcos> ^FrEaK4HiM^, are you going out with Andy yet?
14:11 <Nemesis> MsTwinkle: twinkle twinkle little star.......lalalalalallallaa
14:23 Join: ArAbIaNa ([email protected]) to #melbourne
14:26 <^FrEaK4HiM^> unfortunately not
14:28 <^FrEaK4HiM^> lol
14:37 * xarcos snorts.
14:52 <^FrEaK4HiM^> why do you ask, xarcos?
15:01 <xarcos> Secret.
15:08 <Bass`Babe85> I am cold.
15:09 <Nemesis> ^FrEaK4HiM^ :D
15:14 <Bass`Babe85> the flo0r is cold
15:16 <xarcos> Your face is cold.
15:25 <Nemesis> my heart is cold
15:26 <^FrEaK4HiM^> right'o xarcos
15:27 <Bass`Babe85> my face is VANILLA
15:28 <Nemesis> ....
15:31 <^FrEaK4HiM^> Hello Nemesis
15:37 <Nemesis> ;p
15:40 <Bass`Babe85> my heart is cherry..
15:45 <euro_jocks> i love the janice dickinson modeling agency!
15:47 <Nemesis> yum
15:57 * xarcos defibrillates Nemesis.
16:01 <Bass`Babe85> yummeh bewbage heart
16:05 Part: invizzi ([email protected]) from #melbourne
16:05 <Nemesis> euro_jocks: why do you like them?
16:14 <euro_jocks> cause theyre all sex
16:20 <Bass`Babe85> those machines are due to the late kerry packer xarcos
16:22 <Bass`Babe85> FACT^
16:35 Join: ICE_QUEEN ([email protected]) to #melbourne
16:39 <xarcos> You're a machine.
16:51 <Nemesis> euro_jocks: ahuh
17:02 <xarcos> I have stupid AoE3 music in my head now because I've been playing it so much with Lilah and stebie.
17:08 <xarcos> :'(
17:25 Join: male33cib ([email protected]) to #melbourne
17:26 <Bass`Babe85> I'm a unit get it right
17:28 <Witwicky> why is it most asians have a more of a yellow color ?
17:30 <Bass`Babe85> you fail rogue
17:44 <HandyGeelong> hello all
17:44 <Bass`Babe85> no
17:45 <xarcos> You have a unit in your pants.
17:49 Join: bi-oz-fem ([email protected]) to #melbourne
17:51 <Bass`Babe85> you racist
17:54 <anita> see, Witwicky
17:54 <WiLd_TuRkeY> a unit to be multiplied
17:57 <anita> ignorant racist moron
18:02 Part: MsTwinkle ([email protected]) from #melbourne
18:07 <Witwicky> hehehe
18:35 <Witwicky> not racist if u say umm why is it Latinos are brown is not being racist its a q
18:41 <Bass`Babe85> units grow in small portions into large portions of sexiness
18:50 <anita> asians aren't yellow
18:54 <xarcos> Why is the sky blue Witwicky?
18:59 <Nemesis> i have yellow eyes
18:59 <anita> you said that in a fit of rage because i siad i dont date latinas/lationos
19:05 <anita> and your dog/gf is latina.
19:06 <Witwicky> hehehe
19:09 <anita> so get over it.
19:14 <euro_jocks> lol
19:20 Join: ReAlLyBoReD ([email protected]) to #melbourne
19:34 Part: bi-oz-fem ([email protected]) from #melbourne
19:37 Join: Matty^^ ([email protected]) to #melbourne
19:39 Join: bi-oz-fem ([email protected]) to #melbourne
19:40 <Bass`Babe85> Nemesis yellow eyes? do I sense some hep c?
19:42 <Bass`Babe85> =P
19:44 <Bass`Babe85> jks
19:48 <Witwicky> clearly u stupid lil fuckwit u take irc way to serious !! with a made up russian b/f lol
19:52 Join: Ital1981-M-Melb ([email protected]) to #melbourne
19:53 <anita> don't pm me.
20:00 <anita> actually, Bass`Babe85 knows my bf
20:01 <anita> LOL
20:02 <euro_jocks> lmao witwicky
20:16 <euro_jocks> is he hot
20:17 <Witwicky> no worries u just got cut cos i said i dont do asians
20:20 Kick: Witwicky was kicked by ChanOP ([diditforthelulz] please stop making racial comments towards clients.)
20:21 Join: Witwicky ([email protected]) to #melbourne
20:26 <anita> lol@ saying i got cut
20:28 <anita> you got cut too
20:30 <anita> [19:19] <Witwicky> dog / ??
20:33 Part: Calin ([email protected]) from #melbourne
20:42 <Nemesis> Bass`Babe85: lol funny girl you are, nah contact lenses
21:00 <Witwicky> lol u called my girl a dog yet u know shit isten just coz i dont date ppl of that natio
21:01 <xarcos> Nemesis wears Lt. Comm. Data contacts.
21:03 <Witwicky> u got cut
21:06 <Witwicky> and were offended
21:11 <anita> who cares if u date asians or not
21:13 <Witwicky> i have plenty of mates who are asians
21:16 <anita> im saying we dont have yellow skin, you moron
21:17 <Nemesis> lol xarcos, i do i do lol
21:18 <anita> LOL
21:20 <Witwicky> just dont date them
21:22 <anita> how awesome do you think you are? ffs
21:27 <Witwicky> oh
21:32 <Witwicky> dont get me started
21:33 <Witwicky> lol
21:35 <PandasDontDrive> sup
21:36 <PandasDontDrive> say hi bob
21:39 <PandasDontDrive> HI BOB
21:39 <euro_jocks> lol
21:40 <Bass`Babe85> dylans playing with my biscuit
21:41 <anita> started on what? being a moron?
21:43 <PandasDontDrive> bobs 30 and dont have a job
21:46 <PandasDontDrive> cause bob smokes pot!
21:47 Part: Cyrax ([email protected]) from #melbourne
21:48 <diditforthelulz> ok enough people.
21:49 <PandasDontDrive> *loves this song*
21:51 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
21:51 <Bass`Babe85> STOP PLAYING WITH MY SUBWAY
21:53 <PandasDontDrive> eminem!
21:54 <Witwicky> anita is all up set
21:57 <Bass`Babe85> =P
21:58 <Witwicky> aww coz i wont date her
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22:04 <euro_jocks> i have a sexy olive complexion
22:05 <Witwicky> well the min she learnt she has 0 chance
22:06 <Bass`Babe85> shes taken
22:06 <PandasDontDrive> will the real Witwicky please stand up
22:09 <PandasDontDrive> PLEASE STAND UP!
22:09 <xarcos> Witwicky go fly a plane into your girlfriend's ass.
22:10 <anita> uh, dude.. you're the one that messaged me.
22:10 <Nemesis> playing with your biscuit
22:10 <Witwicky> she got all cut
22:11 <anita> LOL
22:11 <PandasDontDrive> *bops*
22:12 <Bass`Babe85> and hotter than you and I
22:14 <Bass`Babe85> she wins
22:14 <anita> irc despos ftw
22:25 <Nemesis> dyl leave the biscuit alone
22:29 <Nemesis> it has feelings
22:30 <Nemesis> !
22:33 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
22:37 <Witwicky> Mel u never seen me 2 Anita is angry
22:38 * anita plays with mel's biscuit
22:45 <PandasDontDrive> nothin you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my basement!
22:45 <xarcos> Eww.
22:45 <diditforthelulz> no Nemesis :P
22:46 <Nemesis> anita :P
22:46 <euro_jocks> can everybody get over it
22:48 <Witwicky> coz i wont go for her lol
22:50 <anita> i'm, angry cause you're calling me yellow
22:51 <Nemesis> lol dyl
22:52 * PandasDontDrive plays wit anita
22:53 <anita> not cos u wont date asians
22:54 <anita> LOL
22:55 * PandasDontDrive O_o
22:57 <PandasDontDrive> :P
22:59 <anita> what a fucking dumb arse
23:01 <Witwicky> sure Anita
23:02 <anita> haha
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23:05 <anita> hai panda :D~
23:08 <Witwicky> wateva makes u happy
23:12 <euro_jocks> lol
23:13 <diditforthelulz> kk back to WoW but im still watching you all :) so please play naice
23:13 <anita> shall i paste the convo?
23:14 <diditforthelulz> KGO
23:14 <PandasDontDrive> hai gurll
23:16 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
23:21 <diditforthelulz> no pasting please anita
23:22 <Witwicky> i said it in here
23:30 <Nemesis> diditforthelulz: kill all the gnomes
23:32 <PandasDontDrive> if you feel like i feel i got the anecdote, women wave ya pantihose AND WE GO!
23:32 <Nemesis> please
23:38 <anita> he went as far as to ask people in main if asians are yellow
23:41 <diditforthelulz> oh trust me i will Nemesis
23:42 <anita> to try and prove to me that they are
23:43 <Witwicky> i believe asians have more of a yellow in their skin color
23:45 <diditforthelulz> fkn gnomes
23:46 <anita> and go a 'no' response
23:47 <Witwicky> i am not being racist
23:47 <anita> LOL
23:50 <Witwicky> im stating fact
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23:55 <Nemesis> ;p
23:56 <Witwicky> its like saying Indians are brown
23:58 Part: Mz[PMS-247] ([email protected]) from #melbourne
24:00 <Witwicky> its a fact
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24:08 <bda`> Witwicky, suck on my little chinese balls you racist scrag
24:18 <Bass`Babe85> Nemesis you dun play anymore?
24:20 <Bass`Babe85> =(
24:29 <Witwicky> how is it being racist ? lol
24:31 <PandasDontDrive> WOO
24:34 <PandasDontDrive> went all in
24:35 <euro_jocks> i dont see how its racist, if someone says i have olive skin
24:36 <PandasDontDrive> won ofcourse aha
24:38 <euro_jocks> why would that be racist
24:38 <Witwicky> so if i say Italins are tanned !
24:39 <lyndall> hehe
24:40 <anita> because you said it out of spite
24:42 <euro_jocks> yeh
24:42 <anita> lol
24:42 <Witwicky> thats racist ?
24:47 <anita> asians are olive or pale
24:49 <anita> NOT yellow
24:52 <euro_jocks> witwicky ur true
24:54 <euro_jocks> im olive
24:56 <euro_jocks> <----
24:58 <Witwicky> Asians have a yellow in their skin
25:10 <Bass`Babe85> I'm olive and I taste like juicey pale
25:11 <anita> no they dont
25:13 <Bass`Babe85> date me!
25:17 <steve_> im italian, im so mad u called me tanned grrrr... aw yeah i am coool
25:17 <anita> ive never seen a yellow asian
25:18 <Witwicky> they doo lol
25:20 * Bass`Babe85 fights anita
25:23 <anita> do not
25:38 <Bass`Babe85> italian guys are fuck arounds
25:38 <Witwicky> its like idians / lebos / greens are more brown / olive
25:41 <Bass`Babe85> I met a fat one
25:46 <Bass`Babe85> and he wanted to hump
25:46 <Witwicky> asians are pale / yellow
25:47 <euro_jocks> lol steve
25:49 <Bass`Babe85> I had to walk home
25:53 <anita> pale/olive*
25:53 <Bass`Babe85> from a netball court
25:56 <Bass`Babe85> the bastard
25:59 <diditforthelulz> k enough of this racial chat
26:00 <euro_jocks> im not the same colour as an indian
26:04 <Witwicky> mel im sure not all italian guys are like that
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26:07 <diditforthelulz> i cbf'd waiting for a racisit remark
26:08 <diditforthelulz> lmfao
26:10 <Bass`Babe85> I'm sure
26:13 <Bass`Babe85> they are
26:21 <euro_jocks> LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ diditforthelulz
26:23 Part: antto ([email protected]) from #melbourne
26:33 <euro_jocks> omg so funny
26:39 <Bass`Babe85> I saw the stars and said "gosh they loi0k great" and he tried to lure me into his van backseat
26:43 <Bass`Babe85> fucking fobs
26:54 <euro_jocks> whos a fob
27:06 <PandasDontDrive> :D
27:08 <PandasDontDrive> man
27:10 <Bass`Babe85> italians are sometimes fobs
27:20 <euro_jocks> theyre hot
27:27 <PandasDontDrive> ur hot
27:28 <euro_jocks> so its ok
27:29 <PandasDontDrive> whoever u r
27:29 <PandasDontDrive> LMAO
27:30 <Bass`Babe85> "Eyyyyyy fancy my backseat, it has CUSHIONS"
27:32 <euro_jocks> i know
27:34 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao bwahahaha
27:34 <PandasDontDrive> im juss drunk
27:36 <Witwicky> mel u cant stereo type all italians for the act of one guy
27:36 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahahaha
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27:39 <PandasDontDrive> :D
27:40 <Bass`Babe85> those slutty italians
27:42 <PandasDontDrive> :D
27:47 <PandasDontDrive> channel slood
27:52 <Bass`Babe85> I'm not stereo typing anyone
27:55 <anita> you cant say all asians are yellow cos of your stupidity
27:56 <euro_jocks> wb
27:59 <anita> she can say/do whatever she likes
28:00 <anita> lol
28:02 <Bass`Babe85> their sweet talkers in a failure way
28:03 <PandasDontDrive> i dunno
28:04 <Bass`Babe85> =D
28:07 <PandasDontDrive> i stereotype anita
28:08 <PandasDontDrive> all day
28:09 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
28:10 <anita> lol@ failure way
28:11 <PandasDontDrive> *winks*
28:15 <anita> you love me panda
28:15 <euro_jocks> i do
28:16 <anita> :D
28:17 Part: Geek-Girl ([email protected]) from #melbourne
28:18 <Bass`Babe85> PandasDontDrive stfu about my anita
28:18 <Witwicky> anita she cant
28:19 <PandasDontDrive> juss to get her mad at me
28:20 <euro_jocks> i love stereotyping
28:21 <diditforthelulz> ok people srs now, change of convo
28:22 <PandasDontDrive> coz thas HOT
28:23 <PandasDontDrive> lol
28:26 <Witwicky> ask her to say the C word watch her get banned
28:26 <Bass`Babe85> I'll fuck your non do0rs
28:27 <diditforthelulz> people are annoying me now because of it
28:27 <PandasDontDrive> naw
28:27 <diditforthelulz> lmfao
28:28 <PandasDontDrive> my anita
28:29 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
28:30 <diditforthelulz> jks
28:31 <anita> Witwicky she can and is.
28:34 <Witwicky> she cant do [ wateva / say wateva she likes ]
28:35 <PandasDontDrive> UR ANNOYING ME DYL
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28:41 <PandasDontDrive> lets watch fletch :P
28:43 <PandasDontDrive> off our face aha
28:49 <Bass`Babe85> JOSH DOESN'T HAVE DOORS IN HIS HOUSE THE DOORS FAIL HIM
28:53 <Bass`Babe85> PandasDontDrive = josh
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28:54 <PandasDontDrive> HAHA
28:54 <anita> LOL
28:54 <Bass`Babe85> =P
28:56 <euro_jocks> lol
28:57 <Bass`Babe85> see
28:58 <Witwicky> anita u know im right about the skin tones
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29:01 <PandasDontDrive> bathroom door?
29:01 <PandasDontDrive> no
29:04 <PandasDontDrive> took it off!
29:05 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
29:05 <Witwicky> i even googled it for u
29:07 Part: ReAlLyBoReD ([email protected]) from #melbourne
29:09 <Bass`Babe85> toilet/bathro0m
29:10 <PandasDontDrive> stupid internet cord!
29:14 <anita> lol@ google idiots
29:14 <Bass`Babe85> I did a dump with no do0r
29:15 <PandasDontDrive> tripped me up!
29:17 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
29:23 <anita> you realise the internet has wrong info too right?
29:25 <anita> moron.
29:27 <PandasDontDrive> i should get a new one
29:28 <PandasDontDrive> but uno
29:35 <PandasDontDrive> got better things to waste money on
29:38 <PandasDontDrive> like alcohol
29:39 <anita> dont pm me
29:41 <Witwicky> its not stated as a fact its stated as an opinion on that form
29:44 <PandasDontDrive> and (thing si cant say)
29:47 * PandasDontDrive pms anita
29:48 <PandasDontDrive> ahah
29:48 <anita> opinion from morons
29:50 <anita> racist morons
29:55 <Witwicky> lol in the op of many asians have a yellow in their skin tone
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30:02 <PandasDontDrive> RACISTS!
30:04 <Nemesis> like you anita *cuddles*
30:05 <Witwicky> ur just angry coz its true
30:07 <Nemesis> :))
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30:09 <anita> no they dont
30:11 <PandasDontDrive> aha
30:12 <anita> im not yellow
30:13 <anita> lol
30:15 <Witwicky> hehehe
30:20 <Bass`Babe85> PandasDontDrive get the do0r fixed
30:23 <Bass`Babe85> srsly
30:24 <PandasDontDrive> im slim shady yes im the real shady all you other slim shadys
30:24 <Witwicky> wat natio are u
30:26 <PandasDontDrive> oh i should ay
30:27 <PandasDontDrive> i will
30:28 <Witwicky> asian is so broad
30:31 <PandasDontDrive> after this bill
30:31 <PandasDontDrive> aha
30:35 <PandasDontDrive> if i bother LOL
30:37 <anita> im asian. thats all you need to know.
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30:43 <In_2U> asians are cold
30:44 Kick: Witwicky was kicked by ChanOP ([diditforthelulz] enough, last warning.)
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30:45 <Bass`Babe85> if I have to change another tampon with no do0r with dyl guarding the outside
30:46 <PandasDontDrive> ill just get u to use dylan as a curtain
30:46 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
30:47 <Bass`Babe85> I'll cry
30:52 <Bass`Babe85> or smash something
30:55 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
30:55 <Bass`Babe85> your choice
30:57 <Bass`Babe85> =P
30:58 <PandasDontDrive> long as u bring
30:59 <Witwicky> god sake stop crying im asking her natio
31:01 <PandasDontDrive> a cutie round
31:03 <PandasDontDrive> im all good
31:09 <euro_jocks> omg get over it
31:12 <Bass`Babe85> your ex gave me a tampon
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31:15 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
31:17 <PandasDontDrive> she was a ho
31:18 <Bass`Babe85> she hid them in her car
31:23 <Bass`Babe85> the bitch
31:23 <Witwicky> u can have viet / jap / malay they are all counted to be a part of a asian cont
31:25 <PandasDontDrive> i dont recognise our relationship
31:26 <PandasDontDrive> i dont recognise our relationship
31:40 <anita> panda: lets make a baby
31:42 <PandasDontDrive> was an accident mang
31:42 <Bass`Babe85> I recognise you fucking small girls who lo0k like men
31:43 <diditforthelulz> please dont repeat yourself josh :P
31:44 <Bass`Babe85> I recognise you fucking small girls who lo0k like men
31:46 <PandasDontDrive> i make awesome babies
31:47 <PandasDontDrive> :P
31:48 * diditforthelulz glares
31:51 <PandasDontDrive> haha
31:53 <PandasDontDrive> i love tits
32:01 <PandasDontDrive> i had tits on the weekend
32:06 <PandasDontDrive> but i turned her down
32:07 <PandasDontDrive> ahah
32:18 * Bass`Babe85 recognises dylans anger and backs away from the [enter] button
32:27 <euro_jocks> ew
32:27 <PandasDontDrive> prols shouldnt have :/
32:34 <PandasDontDrive> she had a hot body ahah
32:39 <Bass`Babe85> PandasDontDrive you go for flat chest hobos in rundle mall
32:50 <PandasDontDrive> nah man
32:52 <PandasDontDrive> bec
32:56 <PandasDontDrive> had big tits
32:57 <Bass`Babe85> I wanna go strippers
33:01 <Bass`Babe85> you banned from them?
33:02 <PandasDontDrive> i just like normal ones
33:04 <Bass`Babe85> nah siff
33:05 <anita> goto dimas work
33:06 <PandasDontDrive> lol no
33:07 <anita> lol
33:07 * {orbit} eyes Bass`Babe85 up and down
33:12 <PandasDontDrive> brb
33:13 <Bass`Babe85> you'd have broken body parts on ebay
33:23 <anita> mel, you should come back down to melb and goto dimas work with me
33:25 <Bass`Babe85> {orgasm}
33:30 <anita> we'll just rock up and freak him out
33:37 <Bass`Babe85> anita I've always wanted too
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33:42 * {orbit} runs nails up Bass`Babe85's outer thigh and winks
33:48 <anita> i wanna embarrass him
33:48 <Witwicky> anita they wont all needa rockup
33:48 <Bass`Babe85> I want him to kick our asses out
33:49 <Witwicky> just u
33:50 <Bass`Babe85> bwahahaha
33:53 <Witwicky> enough to freak anyone out
33:54 <anita> you know, him being my pretend bf and all
33:58 <Bass`Babe85> we'll throw popcorn @ hoes
34:01 <Bass`Babe85> bwahahaha
34:06 <anita> haha
34:24 * {orbit} winks at Bass`Babe85
34:35 <PandasDontDrive> bak
34:42 * PandasDontDrive smax anita
34:45 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
34:52 * anita kicks PandasDontDrive
34:52 <Bass`Babe85> brb smoko and peeing slash kicking diditforthelulz off irc
34:56 <Bass`Babe85> =P
35:07 * {orbit} whispers 'sausage wallet' to PandasDontDrive 
35:16 <anita> pudding hatch
35:24 <{orbit}> lol @ anita
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35:32 <anita> squish mitten
35:46 * PandasDontDrive does circles round anita
35:51 * PandasDontDrive falls over onto Bass`Babe85
35:53 <anita> Witwicky: can you stop messaging me?
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35:56 * PandasDontDrive gets up
36:01 * PandasDontDrive wipes his eyes
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36:02 <PandasDontDrive> aha
36:04 <In_2U> why asian girls money hungry
36:05 <Witwicky> i didnt
36:10 <PandasDontDrive> who dusted me!
36:12 * {orbit} twiddles her thumbs and yawns
36:13 <anita> because we're poor
36:18 <anita> Witwicky yes you did
36:21 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
36:22 <Witwicky> In_2U becareful if u mention [ asian and a q in same line u will get banned
36:25 <anita> [19:35] <Witwicky> wat natio are ya
36:29 <Witwicky> lol caz they will say ur bing racist
36:37 <bda`> Witwicky is clearly a racist
36:37 <In_2U> kiss my ass
36:42 <Witwicky> 19:36] <anita> i love u and wanna dump my fake b/f
36:48 <Witwicky> anyone can make up lines anita
36:55 * {orbit} looks at Witwicky
36:56 <PandasDontDrive> like u
36:58 <anita> you're an idiot
37:04 <anita> [19:35] <Witwicky> lol
37:06 <anita> [19:35] <Witwicky> some asians actually are brown dep on what kinda asians theya re
37:10 <bda`> can someone ban Witwicky
37:22 <anita> lol@ pretending you didnt message me
37:31 <Witwicky> why coz im not ur besttest best bud on irc ?
37:32 <PandasDontDrive> <Witwicky> i jsut want some DICK YO!
37:40 <anita> LOL PandasDontDrive
37:42 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
37:45 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
37:47 <Witwicky> PandasDontDrive u forgot the time stamp
37:49 <Witwicky> lol
37:50 <PandasDontDrive> u love it baebz
37:53 <Witwicky> doesnt look lagit
37:55 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
37:58 <Witwicky> lol
37:59 <PandasDontDrive> i dont got time on
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
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38:04 <Witwicky> well
38:06 Quit: diditforthelulz ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
38:07 <anita> bnot everyone has time stamp on
38:07 <Witwicky> thats ok then
38:08 <Witwicky> lol
38:25 <PandasDontDrive> aha
38:30 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
38:33 * {orbit} yawns
38:37 <PandasDontDrive> i just STAMP HEADS IN
38:38 Part: In_2U ([email protected]) from #melbourne
38:38 <PandasDontDrive> :D
38:40 <Witwicky> [19:37] <PandasDontDrive> sweet can u start with mine please im gay but i hide it
38:40 <PandasDontDrive> i do LOL
38:42 <PandasDontDrive> :S
38:43 <anita> haha
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38:52 <Witwicky> PandasDontDrive no sorry dude
38:53 <anita> sif he hides his gayness
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38:58 <PandasDontDrive> sweet as man im so good, oi *mwa anita*
38:59 <PandasDontDrive> that?
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
39:01 <anita> he's oepn about his gayness like you are with your stupidity
39:02 <PandasDontDrive> ahahah
39:14 <PandasDontDrive> im so open the black hole sucks in Witwicky
39:16 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
39:20 <anita> lol
39:32 * {orbit} offers PandasDontDrive some popcorn
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40:42 <PandasDontDrive> u gotta
40:49 <PandasDontDrive> offer me more illicit shit than that
40:49 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
40:50 <mr`indiazz> ey hi..:)
41:02 <Witwicky> ellooo
41:10 <Witwicky> how is the taxi bizz
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41:19 <mr`indiazz> kool
41:23 <{orbit}> PandasDontDrive: i dont really do illicit shit :S
41:27 <PandasDontDrive> I DID NOT FOLD THA THAND!
41:30 <PandasDontDrive> pock pix KINGS
41:33 <Witwicky> without u guys man we wouldnt get places lol
41:35 <PandasDontDrive> stupid thing :(
41:35 <euro_jocks> lol
41:36 <Witwicky> so many thanks
41:38 Part: WiLd_TuRkeY ([email protected]) from #melbourne
41:43 <PandasDontDrive> owell
41:58 <PandasDontDrive> {orbit} i was born of illicit
41:59 <PandasDontDrive> :P
42:03 <PandasDontDrive> i was born cursing
42:07 <PandasDontDrive> born masturbating!
42:07 <{orbit}> ah ok
42:09 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha
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42:35 <{orbit}> i'm goody two-shoes, i just talk big online :( .. i'm really just epic fail
42:52 <anita> Witwicky: stop m,essaging me please.
43:00 <Witwicky> what ?
43:03 <euro_jocks> im a homo too
43:03 <euro_jocks> woooooo
43:05 <euro_jocks> lol
43:07 <Witwicky> i wasnt even at my pc
43:08 <{orbit}> :(
43:11 <Witwicky> check my idle
43:13 <anita> [19:42] <Witwicky> U LOVE ME
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43:13 <Witwicky> 6 min
43:14 <anita> [19:42] <Witwicky> I KNOW IT
43:16 <anita> moron
43:21 <Witwicky> well now that im back
43:30 <Witwicky> UMM OK if u say i said that
43:32 <Witwicky> sure why not
43:35 <Witwicky> i said that
43:39 <Witwicky> pfft
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43:52 <anita> even through text you're a shit liar
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44:08 <{orbit}> shit liars smell like poop :(
44:13 <Witwicky> excuse me ?
44:25 <Witwicky> anita wateva floats ur boat
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44:43 <PandasDontDrive> <Witwicky> BRO BRO ima make her look like a whore!
44:45 <euro_jocks> lol
44:45 <PandasDontDrive> oh true?
44:45 <euro_jocks> busted
44:48 <PandasDontDrive> now i pasted it
44:49 <PandasDontDrive> u cant
44:50 <PandasDontDrive> :P
44:51 <Bass`Babe85> I farted all partons walk away
44:53 <euro_jocks> lmao
45:02 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
45:06 <PandasDontDrive> u fart all kinds of wind!
45:08 <PandasDontDrive> <3
45:11 <Witwicky> PandasDontDrive i wouldnt say that see coz i dont have to do a thing for her to come across as one
45:11 <Witwicky> !
45:12 <PandasDontDrive> they still not UP
45:14 <PandasDontDrive> FUCKERWS
45:15 <Bass`Babe85> I fart mostly bad winds
45:31 <Bass`Babe85> Andrew?
45:31 <PandasDontDrive> aha
45:32 <euro_jocks> ouch
45:36 <PandasDontDrive> seven types of bad wind
45:36 <Bass`Babe85> stop camming me
45:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +vvv PandasDontDrive Bass`Babe85 anita
45:37 <PandasDontDrive> aha
45:39 <PandasDontDrive> ty bro
45:41 <Bass`Babe85> ty diditforthelulz
45:45 <Bass`Babe85> you stranger
45:45 <PandasDontDrive> ty diditforthelulz
45:48 <PandasDontDrive> whoever you are
45:50 <PandasDontDrive> i dunno u
45:53 <PandasDontDrive> but i wana fuck you
45:54 <PandasDontDrive> lol!!!
46:01 <euro_jocks> lol
46:08 <diditforthelulz> Witwicky dont the racist remarks.
46:13 <anita> tenks tenks
46:15 <diditforthelulz> otherwise you will be banned.
46:16 <Bass`Babe85> I wanna fuck some lame guy driving a holden down hindley\
46:19 <Bass`Babe85> kthx
46:30 <Bass`Babe85> dylan its not cheating if I tell you
46:41 <euro_jocks> lol bass babe
46:52 <PandasDontDrive> i need anotha beer
46:55 <PandasDontDrive> onto my 11th
46:55 * {orbit} rubs up against Bass`Babe85
46:59 <Bass`Babe85> I dun has any beer
47:04 <Bass`Babe85> buy me some josh
47:07 <PandasDontDrive> id shout u
47:09 <PandasDontDrive> rite now
47:10 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
47:10 <Bass`Babe85> and a little something something
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47:13 <PandasDontDrive> aha
47:14 <PandasDontDrive> uno that
47:15 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
47:19 <PandasDontDrive> id go buy another carton
47:20 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:24 <Bass`Babe85> then I'll let you and dyl play ps3
47:25 <anita> can i have a little something something, mel? :P
47:26 <Bass`Babe85> kthx
47:34 * Bass`Babe85 suckles on anita
47:43 <anita> dmitry wont mind
47:46 <anita> :P
47:59 * {orbit} looks jealous of anita n Bass`Babe85
48:02 <Bass`Babe85> dimi and I have epic mouth sex with kebabs
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48:09 <anita> haha
48:12 <Bass`Babe85> those kebabs were mouth sex without touching
48:15 <Bass`Babe85> I love them
48:16 <anita> he loves to eat
48:20 <anita> i cook for him a lot
48:26 <Bass`Babe85> tell him to take you to the kebab place
48:29 <Bass`Babe85> on princes
48:34 <anita> haha
48:35 <euro_jocks> mm kebab
48:37 <Bass`Babe85> sex for the mouth!!!!
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48:57 <PandasDontDrive> back
48:57 <PandasDontDrive> sex
48:59 <PandasDontDrive> man
49:01 <red`fever> i dont know if i have bat sensitive ears but my lcd and mouse have started to emit a high pitched noise
49:01 <anita> wb :P
49:03 <PandasDontDrive> thats why i wanna go get shit
49:06 <PandasDontDrive> so i can get a root
49:08 <Bass`Babe85> I get lamb, chicken, garlic sauce and dimi gets EVERYTHING
49:09 <PandasDontDrive> at the same time
49:10 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
49:10 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
49:12 <PandasDontDrive> lol@me
49:16 <PandasDontDrive> i got it down PAT
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49:22 <anita> kebabs are nice but they make me sick after
49:25 * PandasDontDrive knows the score
49:33 <euro_jocks> mmmmm
49:37 <PandasDontDrive> get some shit
49:45 <PandasDontDrive> stoners r ok roots
49:47 <PandasDontDrive> bit stoned tho
49:48 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
49:51 <anita> LOL
49:51 <Bass`Babe85> he was still hungry after dyl and I saw him eat a kebab with the lot
49:53 <Bass`Babe85> bwahahaha
49:59 <Bass`Babe85> you must co0k alot
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> bit EASY
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
50:02 <anita> yeah he eats his dinner and my leftovers
50:08 <anita> and then eats more
50:14 <anita> and doesn't gain any weight
50:17 * PandasDontDrive smax anita ass
50:18 <Bass`Babe85> anita me and you can be the chefs
50:19 Part: melboi ([email protected]) from #melbourne
50:21 * PandasDontDrive for chips
50:24 <PandasDontDrive> :)
50:25 <Bass`Babe85> our partners are..
50:28 <Bass`Babe85> theres no words
50:28 <PandasDontDrive> i be the chef
50:33 <PandasDontDrive> and i cook both ur asses
50:33 <Bass`Babe85> epic eaters?
50:34 <PandasDontDrive> :D
50:36 <Bass`Babe85> LOL
50:36 * {orbit} twiddles her thumbs and yawns
50:39 <anita> haha mel
50:41 <anita> pigs?
50:42 <anita> lol
50:45 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao yeah
50:49 <diditforthelulz> lmfao
50:56 <PandasDontDrive> dyls
50:58 <PandasDontDrive> man
51:00 <anita> PandasDontDrive: cook for me!
51:03 <diditforthelulz> sup
51:05 <PandasDontDrive> done and done
51:06 <PandasDontDrive> sup bro
51:11 <PandasDontDrive> man
51:14 <PandasDontDrive> sif upstairs
51:15 <PandasDontDrive> r rootin
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51:19 <PandasDontDrive> at 7pm
51:22 <Bass`Babe85> omg I can't wait to meet you both togethr it's like mr bean and mrs co0l meet mr sci fi and mrs weirdo
51:25 <PandasDontDrive> ROOT LATER
51:28 <kibblz> lol
51:29 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
51:30 <Bass`Babe85> it'll be a romance story
51:31 <Bass`Babe85> LOL
51:32 <PandasDontDrive> i wana get shit
51:33 <PandasDontDrive> fucking me off
51:36 <PandasDontDrive> lol
51:39 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
51:39 <diditforthelulz> please type in one sentance josh.
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51:41 <red`fever> lol
51:43 <Witwicky> Mel this is irc
51:45 <PandasDontDrive> ok babe
51:45 <diditforthelulz> you wont get kicked anymore
51:46 <PandasDontDrive> s
51:47 <red`fever> retarded!
51:49 <PandasDontDrive> ok
51:49 <Witwicky> meeting most on here is liek that
51:51 <Bass`Babe85> anita I love you
51:56 <PandasDontDrive> anita
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> what u want cooked
52:02 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
52:02 <Bass`Babe85> stfu kosh
52:05 <Bass`Babe85> josh even
52:06 <anita> i love you too, mel
52:08 <Bass`Babe85> I'll kill you
52:09 <PandasDontDrive> u stfu koshi
52:10 <PandasDontDrive> AHAH
52:13 <PandasDontDrive> KILL YOU!
52:13 <anita> PandasDontDrive: SAUSAGE!
52:21 <PandasDontDrive> sausage
52:22 <anita> :P~~~
52:23 <Bass`Babe85> anita is made of "my love and dimi's"
52:25 <PandasDontDrive> spanish sausage?
52:33 <Bass`Babe85> she's josh allerigic
52:38 <Bass`Babe85> bitchface
52:40 <PandasDontDrive> with la'douche Bass`Babe85 on the side
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52:41 <Bass`Babe85> OK
52:41 <anita> haha
52:41 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
52:44 <{orbit}> spanish sausage wallet?
52:44 <anita> aww i miss my dimi
52:51 <PandasDontDrive> HAHA orby
52:53 <PandasDontDrive> ya chilla
52:55 <Bass`Babe85> anita he working=\
52:59 <PandasDontDrive> aww
53:04 <anita> LOL {orbit}
53:05 <Bass`Babe85> omg anita
53:08 <Bass`Babe85> omg anita
53:12 <Bass`Babe85> you'll die
53:16 <Bass`Babe85> do you know his ex?
53:20 <anita> nope
53:28 <Bass`Babe85> she hates me cause dimi and I had lunch
53:28 <anita> i know of her
53:30 <red`fever> fuck me fuck you
53:35 <anita> LOL
53:39 <anita> lame
53:44 <anita> he told me she was a bit of a headcase
53:51 <Bass`Babe85> omg she pissed me the fuck off @ one point
53:51 <anita> yeah
53:54 <Bass`Babe85> I told her
54:00 <Bass`Babe85> WE'RE FRIENDS
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54:03 <anita> well i'm not like that at all
54:09 <Bass`Babe85> dimi has met my family
54:11 <Bass`Babe85> ffs
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54:13 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v EternalKnight
54:25 * PandasDontDrive calls stupid 100
54:26 <Bass`Babe85> hai ash
54:27 * {orbit} eyes Portia de Rossi on Arrested Development
54:28 <PandasDontDrive> A4
54:29 <PandasDontDrive> off
54:31 <PandasDontDrive> wont win shit
54:31 <anita> i know my dimi cares about me a lot. so i'm not worried about him having female friends haha
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54:32 <PandasDontDrive> :9
54:35 <EternalKnight> hiya mel
54:42 <anita> besides.. the majority of my mates are male
54:51 <Bass`Babe85> anita we haven't seen eachother for like what feels years
54:53 <PandasDontDrive> i know males
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54:54 <anita> hi ashy
54:59 <Bass`Babe85> but he's a go0d mate near or far
55:05 <EternalKnight> hey anita
55:05 <anita> ja he is
55:11 <PandasDontDrive> man
55:13 <red`fever> mannn my gpu is cooking, its at 58 degrees on idle
55:14 <Bass`Babe85> I trust him
55:15 <PandasDontDrive> i need my old msn back
55:18 <PandasDontDrive> i got no pics
55:21 <PandasDontDrive> n shit
55:22 <Bass`Babe85> and he says he likes yewww alot
55:22 <PandasDontDrive> :(
55:25 <Bass`Babe85> alot alots
55:28 <PandasDontDrive> this stupid dogface annoys me
55:31 <anita> PandasDontDrive: its ok. u can perve on mine
55:40 <anita> Bass`Babe85: ooo really?
55:41 <Bass`Babe85> wont be suprised in a year if there's "the talk"
55:43 <Bass`Babe85> if you'
55:47 <anita> what else does he say?
55:50 <Bass`Babe85> are serious
55:50 <anita> lol
56:00 <Bass`Babe85> he says you're a nice girl
56:05 <Bass`Babe85> and I believe him
56:07 <anita> oath
56:08 <EternalKnight> the talk?
56:10 * {orbit} whispers 'hi there' to Bass`Babe85
56:20 <EternalKnight> i dont think i wanna know
56:31 <red`fever> i just got off your mum
56:35 <PandasDontDrive> h hunz
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56:44 <PandasDontDrive> oh hunz even aha
56:45 <PandasDontDrive> fkn poker
56:47 <red`fever> very crude but true
56:47 <anita> i reckon he's gonna love me. LOL.. even though he'd never admit it
56:58 <Bass`Babe85> I've known you both apart and I think it'll work out PERFECTLY with mew drunk on stand @ a bar in somewhere @ a bar whilst you dance your wedding waltz
57:06 <Bass`Babe85> thats my perefection
57:14 Part: Witwicky ([email protected]) from #melbourne
57:15 Part: Matty^^ ([email protected]) from #melbourne
57:17 <red`fever> whatever happens happens for the good of humanity
57:21 <Bass`Babe85> spelling and failure^
57:28 <EternalKnight> mel ur gonna be a bar dancer?
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57:31 <anita> EWWW@ wedding
57:33 <EternalKnight> have u told dyl?
57:41 <anita> lol
57:41 <anita> that'll never happen for me
57:47 <EternalKnight> someone have my headache
57:47 <anita> i dont want it
57:49 <red`fever> dont be so modest
57:49 <Bass`Babe85> EternalKnight if you're not careful I'll marry you and take those rex's
57:49 Part: bi-oz-fem ([email protected]) from #melbourne
57:53 <Bass`Babe85> you bitch
57:54 <Bass`Babe85> =P
58:00 <EternalKnight> mel u aint got a chance
58:05 <Bass`Babe85> BS
58:09 <EternalKnight> u dont
58:12 <Bass`Babe85> I'll do what my mind says to
58:25 <EternalKnight> u can try but u wont succeed :)
58:31 <red`fever> youve got a better chance contracting semen in a pool than that
58:40 <Bass`Babe85> I have no desire to drive BUT I desire my man to drive a desireable car
58:40 <PandasDontDrive> I AM whatever you say i AM
58:43 <Bass`Babe85> hint hint dylan
58:43 Part: maggieb ([email protected]) from #melbourne
58:45 <PandasDontDrive> if i wasnt then why WOULD I SAY I AM!
58:51 <Bass`Babe85> START DRIVING
58:53 <Bass`Babe85> =(
58:54 <red`fever> no doubt no digity
58:55 <EternalKnight> hahaha mel nice hint
59:07 <EternalKnight> i cant imagine having no car
59:09 * Bass`Babe85 so0ks into EternalKnight's arms **see it's working**
59:09 <HandyGeelong> hi Woman44Gentlema, r u online?
59:23 <EternalKnight> whats working?
59:29 <EternalKnight> u trying to steal my cars?
59:29 * Bass`Babe85 batters her eyelids
59:37 <EternalKnight> i hope its beer batter
59:39 <Bass`Babe85> sometimes? only on tuesdays
59:43 <Bass`Babe85> =(
59:50 <anita> you keep ur grubby paws off mel
00:02 <anita> shes mine!
00:06 <EternalKnight> she is the one sooking in my arms not the other way around
00:19 <EternalKnight> u better get a shorter leash then anita :P
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01:10 <Bass`Babe85> EternalKnight has my heart and my dirty seeping undies under lock and key.. sometimes I get overly drunk and try to steal them.. only on tuesdays tho
01:18 <anita> i whore her out for food money
01:33 <Bass`Babe85> fo0d vouchers
01:37 <Bass`Babe85> get it right
01:41 <Bass`Babe85> you pilgrim
02:01 Part: bi-oz-fem- ([email protected]) from #melbourne
02:10 Part: avsaroglu_38 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
02:12 <anita> chew on mah balls, scum!
02:13 <Bass`Babe85> minions eat for free on my crusts from my flaps free of charge wednesdayes
02:23 * EternalKnight checks his safe for mels dirty seeping undies
02:36 <EternalKnight> nopes not in there
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02:41 <EternalKnight> dyl musta taken them again
02:52 <PandasDontDrive> stupid
02:52 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
02:53 <PandasDontDrive> thingpsace
02:53 <PandasDontDrive> *pints a finger up at em*
02:56 <PandasDontDrive> *POINTS*
03:13 <diditforthelulz> lolwut ash
03:15 <diditforthelulz> :P
03:20 <Bass`Babe85> josh try candices do0r
03:21 <EternalKnight> read up dyl
03:22 <diditforthelulz> good time to tab back in ey :P
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03:27 <diditforthelulz> cbf'd
03:42 <Bass`Babe85> I'm despo like aids on ppl of another nature like your alien friends!!!!!
03:46 <EternalKnight> ok i was just telling mel that u stole her dirty seeping undies from my safe again
03:47 <Bass`Babe85> fucking po0ftah
03:57 <Bass`Babe85> EternalKnight it happens
04:01 <Bass`Babe85> steal them back
04:20 <EternalKnight> nar that requires effort and i have a headache the size of america atm
04:22 * {orbit} touches Bass`Babe85's leg
04:46 Part: Cyrax ([email protected]) from #melbourne
04:47 <EternalKnight> careful u dont know what street corner that legs been on :P
05:02 <Bass`Babe85> why always the headaches ash?
05:05 Part: melboi ([email protected]) from #melbourne
05:06 Part: Fun_Cheeky-Chic ([email protected]) from #melbourne
05:14 <Bass`Babe85> too much tight girls and you gota big head?
05:17 Part: Hercules ([email protected]) from #melbourne
05:28 <Bass`Babe85> harr harr
05:37 * Bass`Babe85 punches EternalKnight's knee cap
05:38 <EternalKnight> mel its from thinking
05:41 <Bass`Babe85> tall bastard
05:48 <Bass`Babe85> thinking about me
05:55 <Bass`Babe85> and how my flaps lo0k in the sunset?
05:58 <EternalKnight> i think i hit my quota
06:01 <Bass`Babe85> I make nice soup
06:09 <EternalKnight> wtf?
06:18 <Bass`Babe85> pumpkin soup
06:25 <EternalKnight> now i know why i havent been on IRC all day
06:25 <PandasDontDrive> FUCKEN HELL
06:27 <Bass`Babe85> fuck this doesn't work on ppl who read
06:29 <PandasDontDrive> get up candis
06:29 <PandasDontDrive> lol
06:30 <Bass`Babe85> fuck
06:31 <PandasDontDrive> fucken
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06:39 <PandasDontDrive> i want shit now man
06:51 <PandasDontDrive> kicked = for sloodin
06:54 <EternalKnight> go to the toilet then PandasDontDrive
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07:06 <PandasDontDrive> i have no retort.
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07:08 <PandasDontDrive> :P
07:09 <red`fever> do it outside your kennel panda
07:17 * PandasDontDrive just goes toilet on EternalKnight
07:17 <PandasDontDrive> :P
07:30 <anita> PandasDontDrive: ya mum
07:32 <EternalKnight> kinky PandasDontDrive
07:43 <Bass`Babe85> EternalKnight will you ever have kebabs where I like them?
07:47 <PandasDontDrive> ya mum anita
07:52 <Bass`Babe85> princes hwy spag junction
07:53 <EternalKnight> now who wants to see a live panda being stuffed with gaffa tape?
07:54 <Bass`Babe85> kgo
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07:56 <Bass`Babe85> its sex
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> i DO
08:02 <PandasDontDrive> HOT AS
08:06 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
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08:08 <EternalKnight> mel i went there thursday night
08:11 <PandasDontDrive> i swear
08:15 <PandasDontDrive> if i get anymore drunk
08:16 <Bass`Babe85> what did you get
08:17 <PandasDontDrive> ima go round
08:20 <Bass`Babe85> indulge me
08:23 <Bass`Babe85> please
08:28 <PandasDontDrive> n *stops talkin *
08:29 <PandasDontDrive> aha
08:30 <Bass`Babe85> I need fo0d for thoughts
08:32 <PandasDontDrive> cant talk about that
08:37 <EternalKnight> chicken kebab with onion lettuce tomato and tomato sauce
08:39 <PandasDontDrive> hmmm
08:43 Part: Tru_GenTLEman ([email protected]) from #melbourne
08:45 <Bass`Babe85> omg you fail
08:51 <EternalKnight> sif i fail
08:58 <shads> i just had a kfc ultimate :/
09:12 <EternalKnight> i just ate about a kilo of pasta :/
09:16 <euro_jocks> ew
09:19 <Bass`Babe85> get the: chicken/lamb, garlic sauce. lettuce
09:23 <euro_jocks> adding to the kilo's are we shads?
09:27 <Bass`Babe85> if you like tomatoes
09:29 <EternalKnight> i have tried that mel wasnt to bad
09:31 <Bass`Babe85> rock your roll
09:36 <Bass`Babe85> omg not too bad
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09:41 <Bass`Babe85> you are on petrol
09:43 <spilly> garlic & chilli sauce mixed together
09:48 <Bass`Babe85> It's sex in a wrap
09:49 Part: Rose_Petals ([email protected]) from #melbourne
09:50 <EternalKnight> sif im on petrol
09:56 <Bass`Babe85> spilly has the idea
09:58 <EternalKnight> premium aint cheap these days
10:13 <spilly> sex served by a hairy russian
10:19 <shads> lol
10:22 <Bass`Babe85> if I ever huffed petrol I'd kill myself
10:24 <Nikky`> spilly my lovel
10:25 <Nikky`> y
10:31 <spilly> Hey Nikky` !
10:33 <Bass`Babe85> Nikky` you loser bitch
10:34 Part: bi_oz_fem ([email protected]) from #melbourne
10:38 <EternalKnight> i usually have pizza thursday nights tho
10:43 <spilly> I didnt even look at the names list
10:50 <Nikky`> Bass`Babe85 you loser biatch :P
10:51 <EternalKnight> go the volcano pizza!!!!
10:52 <spilly> Expected you to be tucked in by now
10:59 <Bass`Babe85> Nikky` how goes it?
11:07 <Bass`Babe85> themayo tried adding me
11:09 <Nikky`> Nah not yet spilly..will go have dinner soon, got home from gym not long ago
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11:10 <Bass`Babe85> today
11:12 <Bass`Babe85> to FB
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11:15 <Nikky`> It goes awesome Bass`Babe85, you?
11:25 <Bass`Babe85> very well ty for asking
11:33 <Bass`Babe85> I denied themayo
11:40 <EternalKnight> mel u still in that backwards city of adelaide?
11:48 <Bass`Babe85> had to come back
11:59 <Bass`Babe85> had an impairment with my hand
12:08 <EternalKnight> huh?
12:08 <spilly> Hmmm.
12:09 <anita> themayo tried to add me on facebook
12:11 <Bass`Babe85> I got stabbed in melbourne
12:11 <anita> to troll
12:15 <EternalKnight> ur in melb?
12:15 <spilly> That's worthy of further explanation
12:20 <anita> he used the name Sally Styles
12:26 <Bass`Babe85> under sally stylez anita?
12:29 <Bass`Babe85> yeah
12:31 <Bass`Babe85> same
12:32 <anita> yeah
12:38 <Bass`Babe85> apparently he uses our pics
12:39 <anita> i asked sonia who it was
12:40 <anita> and she told me
12:43 <anita> so i rejected the add
12:47 <Bass`Babe85> mandy and zoe gives our addies
12:50 <Bass`Babe85> apparently
12:56 <anita> mandy doesnt know mine
12:59 <anita> ive blocked her
13:00 Part: River ([email protected]) from #melbourne
13:00 <spilly> You are sticking with the gym Nikky` :D
13:03 <anita> blocjked her ugly ass months ago
13:04 Part: HandyGeelong ([email protected]) from #melbourne
13:05 <Bass`Babe85> EternalKnight was in melbourne till I got stabbed
13:07 <Nikky`> Yeah spilly i am :o)
13:09 <anita> so she cant even search my profile
13:17 <PandasDontDrive> :)
13:19 <Bass`Babe85> mandy lives near us in melbourne
13:20 <anita> and zoe is a size 24 piece of shit
13:21 <PandasDontDrive> hes insane
13:21 <PandasDontDrive> no im not
13:25 <Bass`Babe85> then again everyone does
13:26 <Bass`Babe85> lol
13:33 <anita> mandy has turkey neck
13:34 <PandasDontDrive> i just want to shoot up and im pissed off tha ti cant find a decent vein *eminem*
13:36 <Bass`Babe85> do you drive anita?
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13:43 <PandasDontDrive> anita
13:49 <anita> nope
13:49 <spilly> Melbourne is SMALLL
13:51 <EternalKnight> u lived not far from me mel
13:53 <Bass`Babe85> me neither
14:02 <PandasDontDrive> whos anita
14:06 <PandasDontDrive> whered u come from!
14:09 Quit: Bass`Babe85 ([email protected]) Connection reset by peer
14:12 <EternalKnight> about a 10 min drive
14:12 * PandasDontDrive sings to eminem
14:12 <anita> haha
14:18 <anita> tis ok.. we got dima to drive us around :P
14:27 <anita> lol PandasDontDrive
14:34 <anita> you love me
14:39 <EternalKnight> ahhh the joys of having a partner with a license
14:45 <anita> some hot bitch just logged onto msn
14:50 * anita messages her
14:54 <anita> oh hai mel :P
14:58 <EternalKnight> hehehe anita
14:58 <PandasDontDrive> "i used to be a loud mouth, remember me?/ im the one that burnt ya house down, well im out now/ and this time im commin back to blow ya house up, and i aint gonna leave you with a window to jump out of!!!
15:03 Quit: diditforthelulz ([email protected]) Connection reset by peer
15:05 * PandasDontDrive bops
15:08 <PandasDontDrive> i love this FUCKEN track!
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15:38 <spilly> Sounds poppish
15:45 <anita> brb scum
16:03 <PandasDontDrive> oh damn
16:11 <PandasDontDrive> *shuts up*
16:14 <PandasDontDrive> loL
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16:42 * spilly settles for Beyonce^^^ NOVA
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16:54 <EternalKnight> wb mel
17:10 <Bass`Babe85> ty darling
17:15 <Nikky`> Yes. wb Bass`Babe85
17:16 <spilly> My radio is old, and i cbf getting up to change the tuner
17:19 <Bass`Babe85> my back kills and my bones click
17:23 <PandasDontDrive> anita has pandas vote
17:25 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
17:25 <Bass`Babe85> ty Nikky` you loser
17:26 <PandasDontDrive> :P
17:26 * Nikky` sits next to spilly
17:29 <Bass`Babe85> <3
17:36 * spilly smiles
17:45 <Bass`Babe85> Nikky` I can't believe he tried to add me
17:45 <PandasDontDrive> i love this song
17:50 <PandasDontDrive> eminem - bad meets evil
17:52 <Bass`Babe85> Sally Stylez
17:54 <PandasDontDrive> im gonna fuck to it sometime
17:56 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha
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17:59 <PandasDontDrive> n toke
18:00 <Bass`Babe85> bwahahaha
18:01 <PandasDontDrive> fk
18:03 <Nikky`> lol..he is one crazy mofo so
18:05 Part: Tish ([email protected]) from #melbourne
18:05 <PandasDontDrive> soon as i CAN toke
18:08 <PandasDontDrive> stupid candis!
18:15 <PandasDontDrive> making gadz have sex!
18:16 <PandasDontDrive> lol
18:18 <Bass`Babe85> Nikky` I think he needs a "home"
18:21 <EternalKnight> why did u call me darling?
18:25 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao for lost dogs
18:27 <Bass`Babe85> lmfao
18:41 <Nikky`> lol,he needs a more than a home
18:43 <PandasDontDrive> fk it
18:46 <PandasDontDrive> ima msg t
19:01 <Bass`Babe85> I like the word darling... it's calming and makes me want to huggle lost strangers and homos and sexy men like yourself
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19:04 <Bass`Babe85> WHY WHAT
19:05 <Bass`Babe85> I'
19:13 <Bass`Babe85> I'm allowed to
19:14 <Pieter> oh no
19:16 <Pieter> big bang theory is on
19:18 <Pieter> i think
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19:20 <Pieter> damnit
19:23 <Bass`Babe85> Pieter what time
19:26 <Bass`Babe85> and channel
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19:28 <Bass`Babe85> STAT
19:31 <Pieter> and here i was being a tool watching are you smarter than a 5th grader
19:35 <Pieter> isnt it on chan 9?
19:36 <EternalKnight> Pieter i already have them all :)
19:39 <Pieter> mon at 8
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19:50 <Bass`Babe85> Pieter I'm in adel
19:56 <Pieter> ok you're gay then!
19:57 <Pieter> :p
19:59 <Pieter> brb
20:01 <Bass`Babe85> yup
20:05 <Pieter> heh, the sucker took you back
20:07 <Bass`Babe85> gay like a SEX FOX
20:08 <Pieter> ahh well
20:09 <Pieter> brb
20:10 <Pieter> foodies
20:11 <Pieter> :)
20:18 <Bass`Babe85> I like popcorn
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20:32 <mr`indiazz> ^A_L_E_X^ (bigcock
20:55 <Pieter> omg!
21:00 <Pieter> focassia is like pizza bread!
21:01 <Pieter> w00p
21:01 <EternalKnight> popcorn is only good when it leads to a popcorn fight
21:02 <Pieter> brb
21:53 <PandasDontDrive> ok
21:54 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
22:07 <red`fever> popcorn tastes better when its been lodged up your cranny
22:09 * spilly spins Nikky` around
22:20 <spilly> Dizzy yet?
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22:46 <PandasDontDrive> spilly
22:48 <PandasDontDrive> my nigga
22:53 * PandasDontDrive morphs
22:57 Nick: PandasDontDrive is now known as slinky_J
22:59 <slinky_J> i dont speak
23:11 <Nikky`> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
23:14 <spilly> You want to spun around too slinky_J ?
23:16 <slinky_J> im i float in the air wrapped in a sheet
23:19 <slinky_J> im not a real person
23:24 <slinky_J> im a ghost trapped in a beat!
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23:57 Nick: botflies is now known as ReCo^RaGeR
24:02 <spilly> How crap is TV these days?
24:17 <slinky_J> yer
24:23 <slinky_J> crap as u saying how crap is tv these days
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25:33 <anita> i just dropped the filthiest shit
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26:09 <red`fever> fucken amazing how my cell phone is able to control my router, soon these things will be turned into projectors
26:11 <slinky_J> ahahah
26:13 <slinky_J> AHAHAHA
26:14 <slinky_J> ANITA
26:17 <slinky_J> ya filthy fucken
26:20 Kick: slinky_J was kicked by badger.qld.au.austnet.org (Channel flood triggered (limit is 5 lines in 10 secs))
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26:37 <slinky_J> aha
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27:24 <red`fever> whats next to come out on mobile phones?
27:30 <anita> it was awesome
27:42 <slinky_J> aha
27:45 <slinky_J> who knows
27:47 <slinky_J> LOl
27:49 <spilly> Built in samwhich makers
27:53 <slinky_J> a mobile that sucks u off fucker
27:55 <slinky_J> cause u need it
27:56 <slinky_J> :P
28:32 <red`fever> ^5
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29:08 <red`fever> ive got to have whatever your having
29:18 <slinky_J> aha
29:19 <slinky_J> cool
29:25 <slinky_J> its a mix of everythin
29:26 <slinky_J> LOL
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31:12 <red`fever> mmm TurK-GaL
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33:02 <Pieter> stop touching me!
33:04 <Pieter> NOW!
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35:01 <red`fever> is there such thing as a live online strip poker?
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37:43 <anita> google bowmans poker
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38:54 <slinky_J> ahahaha
39:02 * slinky_J smax anita hot hot ass
39:02 <slinky_J> :P
39:17 <anita> do i know you?
39:40 * spilly returns with tea and malt-o-milk biscuits
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41:13 <Nikky`> Night guys
41:22 <spilly> Sweet dreams Nikky`
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43:51 <red`fever> damnit michelle is playing hardball
44:21 <red`fever> im almost down to my jocks
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44:30 <anita> who's michelle?
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44:40 <red`fever> my opponent in the poker game
44:48 <anita> oh ok
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45:23 <rhino> yer
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46:06 <thewantedone> any hott guys wanna chat? MSG ME
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51:18 <mr`indiazz> sex
51:26 <mr`indiazz> i mad a phone where my dick pop out
51:41 <euro_jockz> foul
51:55 Part: AdZ ([email protected]) from #melbourne
51:59 <mr`indiazz> it zap ppl
51:59 Part: M29Turk ([email protected]) from #melbourne
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52:53 <mr`indiazz> i smell pussy
53:04 <anita> sorry
53:06 <anita> my bad
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55:23 <red`fever> mr`indiazz thats not pussy your smelling thats shit stains on your clothes from working public toilets
55:50 <mr`indiazz> if i had access man i will ban u
56:12 <red`fever> you need the right credentials to be op here
56:19 <red`fever> and being a cabi isn't one of them
56:23 Part: Hotttt ([email protected]) from #melbourne
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56:57 <mr`indiazz> im gonna have sex tonite
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57:07 Part: Octavian ([email protected]) from #melbourne
57:15 <mr`indiazz> with this girl i meet on internet
57:19 <Bastard> your dog doesn't count
57:19 <rhino> i am too with my hand mr`indiazz
57:31 Join: anus ([email protected]) to #melbourne
57:35 <mr`indiazz> penis
57:56 Quit: anita ([email protected]) austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by anus)
57:58 Nick: anus is now known as anita
58:09 <MiLK_MaN> anita: that is the best part of your body
59:11 <rhino> .
59:34 <Pieter> anita has no best part of her body
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59:53 <Pieter> mr`indiazz : doesnt everyone here have sex with people they've met off the net?
59:55 <Pieter> i mean really
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00:05 <Pieter> irc/msn is pretty much 1 big bang
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00:06 <anita> Pieter: you're just cut cause i shut you down, foo
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00:19 <mr`indiazz> yes
00:59 <Pieter> anita : lies! you pushed my baby out and then ate it!
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01:20 <anita> made love to it then ate it
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01:43 <Pieter> did you lock it in the cellar first?
02:13 <anita> nah
02:15 <anita> it was willing
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02:25 <Pieter> hehehe they all are
02:33 <Pieter> when someone is unable to say no, its not forced
02:35 <Pieter> :)
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04:12 <spilly> http://www.dilbert.com/strips/comic/2008-07-16/
04:50 <slinky_J> i am BACK
04:53 <slinky_J> in effect
04:58 <slinky_J> rockin the cheques :D
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05:21 <slinky_J> im not a real person, im a ghost trapped in a beat!
05:24 <slinky_J> *rocks out*
05:29 Nick: slinky_J is now known as PandasDontDrive
05:32 <PandasDontDrive> >:P
05:49 <anita> oh it's you
05:53 <anita> lol
06:11 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
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06:13 <PandasDontDrive> jeazz
06:16 <PandasDontDrive> uno it is hunz
06:20 * PandasDontDrive grabz ur ass
06:31 * PandasDontDrive throws anita on tha bed ;) hot shit aha
06:31 <PandasDontDrive> :P
07:06 <anita> ...
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07:12 <anita> wrong anita?
07:14 <anita> :P~
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11:20 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
11:23 Join: knuckles ([email protected]) to #melbourne
11:24 <PandasDontDrive> always the wrong anita
11:24 <PandasDontDrive> :P
11:32 <PandasDontDrive> will never get the right anita in bed
11:34 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha :P
11:55 <anita> LOL
12:06 <PandasDontDrive> lol
12:07 <PandasDontDrive> :P
12:08 <PandasDontDrive> 65
12:10 <PandasDontDrive> ^5 even
12:14 * PandasDontDrive smax ur ass round
12:22 <PandasDontDrive> be a good girl :P
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12:35 <anita> -_-"
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13:33 * PandasDontDrive macks on anita
13:35 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
13:40 <anita> no macking!
13:42 <PandasDontDrive> coz we in the trees
13:44 * anita glares
13:49 <PandasDontDrive> till we look like vietnamese people
13:53 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait go vietnam
13:56 <PandasDontDrive> might this yr
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13:59 <PandasDontDrive> jump my bond
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14:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
14:06 <PandasDontDrive> go viet to camb
14:09 <PandasDontDrive> wit mum
14:14 <PandasDontDrive> she slike
14:16 <PandasDontDrive> who cares
14:18 <PandasDontDrive> LOLOL
15:00 <anita> lol
15:01 <anita> eww
15:02 <anita> cambodia
15:03 <anita> lol
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20:53 <invizzi> yo gluten free muffins tastes like the shit
21:02 <bda`> invizzi
21:04 <bda`> shut up fag
21:05 <invizzi> did you know they make savoury muffins now? fucken feral
21:12 <Bass`Babe85> omg boring
21:16 <Bass`Babe85> anon is boring
21:18 <anita> i like gluten free shortbread
21:33 <anita> i make savoury muffins
21:34 <Bass`Babe85> jokes anyone?
21:36 <anita> most cafes do it with scone dough LOL.
21:38 <invizzi> anita: no
21:56 <anita> scone dough and shit loads of oil
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22:02 <anita> i dont eat muffins cause i make them
22:06 <bda`> anita
22:10 <anita> they're disgusting
22:12 <bda`> the only thing you know how to make is a pad thai
22:18 <anita> shut up
22:19 <invizzi> anyway i ate 1 of the muffins and it tasted delicious because i am so hungry
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22:29 <invizzi> but in reality they are horrible
22:43 <bda`> anita, make me a pad thai
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23:13 <invizzi> i cooked thai for dinner, ill brad about it again
23:23 <bda`> apparently hey hey it's saturday is coming back
23:26 <bda`> plucka duck
23:28 <invizzi> and i used this orange thing from germany to finely slice the vegetables
23:39 <invizzi> yeah but it wont have red symonds or molly meldrum
23:54 <bda`> no red?
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24:12 <invizzi> cause they are contracted with channel 7 now
24:15 <invizzi> and 7 are scum
24:20 <bda`> hey hey won't be that bad
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24:25 <bda`> nothing could be worse than 7pm project
24:40 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> no. im not contracted with channel 7 anymore. i quit wheel of fortune back in 1998.
24:46 <invizzi> yeah that was a total joke
24:56 <bda`> we're talking about red symonds adriana
24:58 <invizzi> ADRIANA-XENIDES: lay of the prescription meds bitch
25:03 Nick: bda` is now known as bda
25:43 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> if there are anymore game shows out there that require somebody in their early 50's and 100kg to spin letters and stand there for 30 minutes everyday, please let me know.
25:52 * spilly curls up in a ball 
25:53 <invizzi> wow this german slicer i have is like a prized collectors item
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26:53 <invizzi> its worth thousands of pounds
27:10 <PandasDontDrive> fucken
27:13 <PandasDontDrive> Machete
27:16 <PandasDontDrive> feat chopper read
27:17 <PandasDontDrive> ahah
27:19 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> yes, we gave one of them away on the show as a prize
27:19 <PandasDontDrive> sick track
27:21 <invizzi> its sharper than the most sharp
27:21 <PandasDontDrive> roflrofl
27:30 <invizzi> lol the necro song with chopper?
27:36 <PandasDontDrive> "im just a guy tha tlikes a bit of torture, smiling at ya daughter
27:39 <PandasDontDrive> necro!
27:44 <PandasDontDrive> oi invizzi
27:51 <PandasDontDrive> u got necro - billie jean remix
27:52 <PandasDontDrive> :P
27:59 <invizzi> lol i listened to it this week
28:04 <PandasDontDrive> necro feat. mr hyde - billie jean
28:04 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
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28:10 <PandasDontDrive> funny as ay ROFL
28:11 <invizzi> wait
28:14 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
28:17 <PandasDontDrive> get that!
28:18 <skybeau> hellooooo
28:24 <PandasDontDrive> sup skye
28:29 * invizzi is listening to Murder Ya Life (Remix) by Necro from Street Villians Vol. 2
28:32 <skybeau> hmmm i'm bored
28:35 <invizzi> thats the other one
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28:39 <PandasDontDrive> jea bored too
28:40 <invizzi> total cracky attack
28:40 <PandasDontDrive> nice man
28:40 <MiLK_MaN> ADRIANA-XENIDES: whats your IQ?
28:43 <PandasDontDrive> i like
28:48 <PandasDontDrive> this lyrical commission shit yo
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29:10 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> my IQ is 22 ... enough for me to spin letters but still don't know the difference between my consonents and vowels
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29:20 <PandasDontDrive> 22
29:21 <skybeau> or spell
29:23 <PandasDontDrive> all us irc dudes
29:26 <PandasDontDrive> have no IQ
29:29 <PandasDontDrive> wtf is that yo
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29:40 <elite_zero> just ordered DR PEPPER sodas + Cheetos chips from usafoods.com.au
29:41 <elite_zero> ;)
29:50 <elite_zero> I'm becoming American now
29:57 <bda> you can get both of those from coles.
30:02 <elite_zero> u cant
30:05 * invizzi is listening to Black Angels (feat. Killah Priest, Cynic, & Scratch) by DJ Muggs & Planet Asia from Pain Language
30:08 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> doritos are better than cheetos
30:09 <elite_zero> u cant get cheetos from safeway and coles
30:11 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> trust me. i know these days.
30:20 <elite_zero> and there are no dr pepper at the local supermarkets
30:30 <bda> elite_zero, next you'll be eating milk duds
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30:41 <bda> and hershey
30:41 <invizzi> man dr pepper rules
30:41 <elite_zero> cheetos is corn covered by cheese cheddar
30:43 <bda> you yank fuckwit
30:50 <invizzi> you can get cheetos anywhere, goto 7-11
30:54 <invizzi> gay shit though
30:56 <elite_zero> doritos have different shapes
31:01 <elite_zero> which cheetos?
31:04 <invizzi> the balls
31:06 <invizzi> bacon balls
31:07 <elite_zero> there is only ONE at safeway
31:10 <invizzi> with the cheetah
31:12 <elite_zero> spelt Chistos balls
31:17 <elite_zero> not corn cheetos...
31:21 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> doritos shit on cheetos from a great height
31:25 <bda> why not just buy burgermen
31:25 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> cheese surpreme doritos
31:29 Part: Sicilian`29m ([email protected]) from #melbourne
31:40 <elite_zero> no dr pepper at coles and safeway
31:44 <invizzi> wtf im talking about the cheese and bacon balls called cheetos or maybe the big round onces like a tube
31:44 <PandasDontDrive> ur shit
31:47 <elite_zero> dr pepper just tastes like sars.
31:50 <invizzi> dr pepper rules
31:52 <invizzi> sars sucks
31:54 <bda> dr pepper tastes like shit
32:05 <elite_zero> invizzi, they are not corn + cheese
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32:06 <invizzi> why is sars australian when it is just a shit derivative
32:07 <Female16Goat> niceperson = pedo.. he's 28 n tried chattin me up
32:10 <elite_zero> the ones in the US are different
32:15 <invizzi> man fucken root beer fucken dr pepper usa got it the made
32:19 <spilly> Sarsaparilla is waaay better.
32:22 <invizzi> Female16Goat: lets fuck
32:26 <elite_zero> they are long cut corn and covered by cheese cheddar
32:31 <Female16Goat> invizzi it'll cost you 2 goats
32:34 <bda> Female16Goat show us ya tits
32:38 <Alz25> lol
32:42 <MelbGreek83> lol
32:47 Part: skybeau ([email protected]) from #melbourne
32:48 <Female16Goat> google: goat udder
32:49 <invizzi> i have many goats
32:53 <Alz25> O_O
33:02 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> LOL
33:17 <elite_zero> the biggest sold out products at usafoods is peanut butter
33:19 <elite_zero> ;)
33:24 <elite_zero> its just peanut butter, right?
33:27 <Female16Goat> http://img.tfd.com/vet/thumbs/gr182.jpg
33:27 <bda> ADRIANA-XENIDES's chins jiggled when she giggled.
33:34 <spilly> Did somebody say USAFOODS
33:38 <spilly> I love that place :DD
33:43 <invizzi> yeah in belngliegh
33:45 <elite_zero> spilly Moorabbin
33:46 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> excuse me, im hot.
33:50 <invizzi> i was gonna go there but i am on a diet now
33:51 <invizzi> so i cant
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33:58 <elite_zero> I just bought items online from them
34:06 <spilly> Whatdya get elite_zero ?
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34:12 <elite_zero> dr pepper 24 cans + a few cheetos flaming chips..
34:16 <invizzi> american food is fucked, they put hormones on the cows so the milk causes gender deformities and makes men info fag queens
34:20 Part: Female16Goat ([email protected]) from #melbourne
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34:32 <elite_zero> I thought they were selling those CORN BEEF HASH...
34:33 <elite_zero> but no
34:37 <spilly> elite_zero: they have awesome sauces man
34:50 <invizzi> do you buy their tex mex salsas?
34:53 <elite_zero> meats are not allowed to be imported here
34:56 <elite_zero> I didnt
35:02 <spilly> Missing out elite_zero .
35:04 <doctor> did you know that theres some scientific research going on in america in regards how the pill can make babies queer or deformed
35:08 <invizzi> or imported chillis from tiajuana?
35:09 <bda> i think i will use usafoods to try something i've always wanted
35:21 <spilly> bda: what!?
35:26 <invizzi> i wanna eat slim jims
35:28 <elite_zero> corn beef hash is Corn mixed by pieces of beef under a specific sauce...
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35:37 <elite_zero> but meat imports are not allowed
35:48 <doctor> apparently in the womans urine when they take the pill, has extra high amounts of estrogen
35:53 <spilly> elite_zero: yeah they are
36:00 <spilly> we gets lots of american meat here
36:01 <invizzi> fucken hell fuck this communist shit, its all about local farmer protetionism
36:07 <elite_zero> spilly they are all the same
36:09 <elite_zero> meats.
36:12 <doctor> and considering they recycle their sewage. pregger women get an extra boost of estrogen
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36:24 <minus9> hi lara
36:35 <elite_zero> if u look at their food products, it is very multicultural...
36:44 <elite_zero> there are Indian meals and various rice meals
36:47 <invizzi> im gonna put testostirome in everything
36:48 <elite_zero> tacos
36:49 <elite_zero> corn, etc
36:54 <doctor> your mums multicultural
36:58 <spilly> yeah, its very multicultural
37:00 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> i'd rather buy a vowel than a packet of cheetos
37:12 <elite_zero> Loving cheetos
37:12 Part: honkytonks ([email protected]) from #melbourne
37:13 Nick: lara1 is now known as honkytonks
37:16 <elite_zero> not the one at safeway
37:20 <elite_zero> that one is cheese balls
37:20 <spilly> I bet you'd pick 'O' ADRIANA-XENIDES
37:22 <elite_zero> not corn
37:30 <minus9> first, some studies in spelling 'testostirome' invizzi
37:34 <invizzi> american food on the border to mexico has all this crazy food that nobody here eats like ..
37:37 <elite_zero> I want long cuts of corn covered by cheese cheddar (i.e. the real cheetos)
37:38 * Lucinda is Away: sleep Time: 09:37pm Mon 27/07
37:39 Nick: Lucinda is now known as away
37:39 Nick: away is now known as luc-away
37:45 <invizzi> minus9: no i won't do that
37:53 <spilly> elite_zero: yep
37:53 <doctor> i like a good taco
38:01 <elite_zero> spilly, do u work there?
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38:05 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> no - i'd pick P for penis
38:09 <BERYL> hiiii everyone
38:14 <spilly> Nah, but i've been to the states
38:19 <elite_zero> ok
38:28 <spilly> and how did you trip go elite_zero ....
38:29 <invizzi> i wanna eat crazy food like stuff from new orleans like some kind of voodoo gumbo with crab and trips
38:29 Part: MatureMac ([email protected]) from #melbourne
38:31 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> hi beryl xx
38:41 <minus9> that is very good to hear ADRIANA-XENIDES
38:47 <elite_zero> meats not allowed
38:55 <invizzi> i wanna eat what black people eat like grits or some corn thing
38:57 <doctor> haitians make a good voodoo gumbo with crabs
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38:59 <elite_zero> meats not allowed to be imported
39:02 <elite_zero> so u wont get it
39:03 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> P is a vowel right ?
39:08 <doctor> corn bread
39:11 <minus9> right ADRIANA-XENIDES :p
39:13 <invizzi> elite_zero: who cares about meat moron, im talking about the other ingredients
39:15 <invizzi> i can get my own crab
39:19 Part: Mz[PMS-247] ([email protected]) from #melbourne
39:22 <invizzi> like the weird spices and beans
39:26 <elite_zero> cook yourself then
39:27 <invizzi> and peyote
39:37 <invizzi> elite_zero: fuck man.. you just dont get it
39:39 <elite_zero> we all can make the food by ourserlves
39:46 <elite_zero> wouldnt it be cheaper
39:51 <elite_zero> with the drinks, we can't..
39:51 <doctor> placenta i hear is good for pregnant women
39:53 Nick: angelica is now known as acilegna
39:55 <elite_zero> unfortunately
40:00 <minus9> hi acilegna
40:03 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> america sucks. i went there once with john.
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40:05 <invizzi> you can make something that isn't available here
40:10 <invizzi> baby john?
40:12 <minus9> hi Livinia
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40:17 <elite_zero> I just cant believe their biggest selling product is peanut butter
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40:22 <elite_zero> they are just peanut butters
40:27 <elite_zero> u can get them at safeway and coles, etc
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40:28 Part: iTaLiAnO^PrInCe ([email protected]) from #melbourne
40:33 <invizzi> i get peanut butter made on demand at a health store
40:41 <Livinia> hi
40:55 <doctor> you lost any weight yet invizzi?
40:56 * spilly rubs shoulders with Livinia 
40:56 <elite_zero> put peanut butter on your penis and.
40:57 <elite_zero> lol
40:58 <minus9> how are you Livinia?
41:02 <invizzi> doctor: yeah im losing too much
41:06 <invizzi> like kilo a day
41:08 <doctor> thats good
41:14 <bda> i feel like cinammon tic tacs
41:18 <doctor> what are you eating?
41:22 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> <elite_zero> put peanut butter on your penis and. << == me and john tried that once, was good
41:25 <invizzi> but i am still lifting weight so its not like im losing muscle tone
41:30 <elite_zero> from now on I'll do my regular groceries shopping through safeway online.
41:33 <elite_zero> weekly
41:34 Part: nitecat ([email protected]) from #melbourne
41:35 <BERYL> does anyone want to run their tongue along the many rolls on my stomach?
41:36 <elite_zero> or fortnightly
41:45 <invizzi> doctor: just good foods,
41:45 <elite_zero> because the meats expire in a few days usually
41:46 <doctor> sure BERYL
41:48 <minus9> is sounds like john was your first ADRIANA-XENIDES
41:50 <bda> why is woolies named safeway in vic?
41:59 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> no, my first was ernie sigley
42:02 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> then john
42:05 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> then tony barber
42:05 <BERYL> doctor, would you like to examine my vagina?
42:11 <invizzi> why is chinese communist bastard named kevin rudd in australia?
42:12 <doctor> with pleasure
42:14 <elite_zero> bda, they are renamed woolwiorth now
42:28 <elite_zero> the sign at a few safeway stores was changed to woolworth now
42:33 <elite_zero> recently
42:36 <invizzi> i dont get that
42:44 <invizzi> its like eroding brand recognition
42:47 Part: GIXXXER ([email protected]) from #melbourne
42:51 <invizzi> stupid americanazis
42:53 <bda> everybody knows woolworths
42:56 <bda> nobody knows safeway
42:57 Part: minus9 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
42:57 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> beryl - i hate your name, FYI
43:00 Nick: ICE_QUEEN`bbs is now known as ICE_QUEEN
43:03 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> it is like the worst female name in the english language
43:06 <invizzi> i have never seen a woolworths in my life
43:10 <elite_zero> Safeway -- the way which is safe
43:10 * spilly hates supermarkets with a passion
43:21 <invizzi> i like nqr supermarcits
43:26 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> i wouldnt name my pet wild pig "beryl"
43:28 <bda> have you ever been outside of vic, invizzi
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43:30 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> thats how highly i rate your name
43:43 <database> hi every 1
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43:51 <elite_zero> berry
43:56 <invizzi> bda: i have probably been to more places than you have
44:06 <bda> i doubt that pin dick
44:11 <spilly> invizzi: list 'em
44:18 <invizzi> spilly: ok
44:34 <invizzi> i have been to geelong once
44:41 <elite_zero> I'll shop my foods and groceries at safeway online every 2 weeks now (every 2 weeks because meats expire after a few days)
44:46 <invizzi> online?
44:47 <spilly> Cool :P
44:51 <elite_zero> I dont have come to come to the stores physically
44:55 <invizzi> thats so futuristic
44:58 <elite_zero> and carry on heavy bags of things.
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45:05 <elite_zero> they deliver it for me
45:07 <elite_zero> ;)
45:13 <elite_zero> people deliever foods for me
45:14 <invizzi> yeah i shop every day :(
45:17 <bda> get a wife to get it for you elite_zero
45:20 Part: bi_oz-fem ([email protected]) from #melbourne
45:22 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> beryl. i hate your dumb name bitch.
45:23 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> change it.
45:29 <invizzi> ADRIANA-XENIDES: lol you crazy bitch
45:42 <bda> change your name to shazza
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45:51 <BERYL> excuse me
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45:54 <elite_zero> apparently the online store doesnt have complete products such as SAFEWAY OWN MADE products (such as pizzas, meatpies, and its own breads)
45:55 <database> i got chest pains
45:57 <BERYL> adriana i dislike you
46:00 <invizzi> listen to this guy he is nuts like canbus
46:03 <BERYL> don't make my sit on you
46:05 <BERYL> me*
46:06 <invizzi> qhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GVge8GUnAE
46:22 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> bushpig beryl
46:25 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> thats what im going to call you
46:27 <doctor> i want to take drugs and hang out at the shopping centre
46:30 <BERYL> excuse me
46:34 <BERYL> you tapped this bushpig last night
46:39 <doctor> dont take that shit BERYL
46:42 Nick: Marty` is now known as Betty`
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46:47 <Livinia> beryl is a nice name
46:53 <BERYL> why thankyou Livinia
46:54 <doctor> rip her fucking c*nt out
46:55 <BERYL> your name is divine
46:59 * Betty` lix damman
47:03 <Livinia> thank you
47:10 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> i had a contestant on the show once called beryl and she was a mole
47:10 <BERYL> doctor, do you want to rip my cunt out with your massive donger?
47:11 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> i hated her
47:11 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*@f58ac9a5.netspace.net.au
47:11 Kick: BERYL was kicked by ChanOP ((stebie) The C-bomb, or any intended variant, is not tolerated <autoban>)
47:11 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b BERYL!*@*
47:13 <elite_zero> I have had pasta sauce of diff brands...the best brand is "Cambells CAN spaghetti sauce" which tastes a bit salty and has little pieces of meats on it
47:18 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> she lost as well. i made sure she went bankrupt.
47:21 * mr`indiazz slaps Ms-Brunette around a bit with a large trout
47:21 <doctor> lol
47:30 <doctor> poor beryl
47:35 <invizzi> elite_zero: learn to cook
47:36 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> good.
47:36 <elite_zero> so from now on, if I want to eat pasta or spaghetti, I'll but campbells CAN spaghetti sauce.
47:37 <doctor> and to answer question, yes
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47:43 <elite_zero> i cook every single day
47:46 <elite_zero> I love food
47:50 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> bushpig beryl is gone
47:57 Part: mz_me ([email protected]) from #melbourne
48:00 <Betty`> adriana ;o)
48:02 <doctor> i love ya mum
48:03 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@b76ca9b7.optusnet.com.au
48:03 <uid0> heh
48:07 <elite_zero> I cant make the pasta sauce
48:09 <uid0> someone dropped the c-bomb!
48:11 <elite_zero> so I buy the sauce
48:18 <elite_zero> I have had many pasta sauces from diff brands
48:21 <invizzi> lol canned meat sauce is for people in the 50's when italians first came over it was like 'wow lets cook like a real I talian'
48:25 Part: Alz25 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
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48:29 <uid0> isn't saying c-bomb an intended variant of the c-bomb?
48:36 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> dumb scrags like beryl have always been jealous of my looks and fame
48:37 <elite_zero> the best one is the CAN one produced by campbell's...(a little salty and has meats on it)
48:45 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> its only natural she was banned
48:45 <invizzi> lol
48:46 <spilly> Damn fish lived!
48:49 <doctor> make ya own
48:59 <bda> uid0 is a linux noob
49:05 <elite_zero> invissi, I'm not Italian so I dont know how to make the sauce.
49:20 Nick: Betty` is now known as Caroline-Wilson
49:21 <invizzi> spaghetti Bolognese is the first thing i ever learnt to cook and i use 100 dollars in ingrediants to make it the bestr
49:35 <doctor> too much
49:35 <elite_zero> 100 bucks?
49:35 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> speaking of dumb scrags ... caroline wilson
49:37 <elite_zero> so expensive
49:42 <elite_zero> u can get it for 2 bucks a can
49:42 <PandasDontDrive> ima fuck u up
49:43 <PandasDontDrive> :p
49:45 <spilly> getent passwd 0
49:46 <PandasDontDrive> lightning crashes
49:46 <doctor> i hate bolognese, i prefer gourmet pizzas
49:48 <Tuftoy> wtf
49:51 <PandasDontDrive> and old mother cries
49:51 <invizzi> if the pantry is empty then yeah 100 bucks
49:52 <spilly> Bwahaaha
49:54 <doctor> and sundried tomatoes
49:55 <doctor> ext\
49:57 <PandasDontDrive> oops
49:58 <PandasDontDrive> new
49:58 <elite_zero> a can is suitable for a plate of 250 grams pasta.
50:01 <elite_zero> usually
50:02 <PandasDontDrive> this moment she sbeen waiting FOR
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50:11 <PandasDontDrive> THE ANGEL OPENS HER EYES
50:15 <invizzi> but i dont eat pasta anymore, at least not at night time cause
50:16 <PandasDontDrive> pale blue coloured eyes
50:20 <PandasDontDrive> presents the sun
50:26 <PandasDontDrive> puts the glory up to HIGH
50:27 <elite_zero> invissi, r u of Italian heritage?
50:31 <PandasDontDrive> *sings*
50:31 <invizzi> no im australian
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50:36 <invizzi> pure white
50:38 <elite_zero> I mean your heritage
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50:43 <elite_zero> Italians are white, too
50:54 <PandasDontDrive> hiiighhh
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50:56 <PandasDontDrive> yer
50:56 * MrM5 yawns
50:59 <invizzi> nah they are latin
50:59 <PandasDontDrive> u get black italians
51:04 <PandasDontDrive> white italians
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51:06 <invizzi> im anglo white pure
51:08 <PandasDontDrive> black greeks
51:08 <invizzi> like angels
51:10 <PandasDontDrive> normal greeks
51:10 <elite_zero> cos many people I know, can't cook bolognese spaghetti
51:14 <PandasDontDrive> greeks that aint black
51:15 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
51:19 Part: Fred-Bear ([email protected]) from #melbourne
51:22 <PandasDontDrive> i can feeeel iiiittt! *rocks out*
51:39 <invizzi> k-rino is a nutter
51:40 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> my dad is greek, my mum is argentinian
51:48 Part: Bass`Babe85 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
51:50 <elite_zero> I love Latin people
51:56 <invizzi> his name is sool Rhino Ke
51:57 <elite_zero> attractive outside AND inside.
51:58 <invizzi> get it?
52:01 <elite_zero> and nice to get along with.
52:04 <invizzi> elite_zero: true
52:13 <invizzi> i had an italian gf and id have another
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52:33 <elite_zero> the latins who live in Latin America are very nice people.
52:35 <invizzi> or maybe a brazilian whore
52:38 <elite_zero> never seen such friendly people
52:44 <elite_zero> compared to the ppl who live here
52:46 <elite_zero> ;)
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52:49 Nick: oby is now known as Doris
52:53 <invizzi> every woman from brazil is a total whore, they were genetically bred to be that way
53:11 <invizzi> the Portuguese fucked all the black slaves to prevent an uprising
53:20 <elite_zero> they are easy to get along with and nice and friendly
53:21 Nick: MrM5 is now known as MrM5|P0keR
53:24 <invizzi> so they had lots of woman everyone was allowed to fuck
53:34 <elite_zero> every thinking person will like them.
53:40 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> i love brazilian male whores
53:42 <elite_zero> compared to the people who live in this country.
54:00 Nick: Doris is now known as oby
54:44 <invizzi> a friend killed himself this week
54:48 <invizzi> bloody hell
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57:03 <elite_zero> http://www.gtp.com.au/aussiefoods/smallimages/CAMPSS.jpg
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57:10 <elite_zero> that's what I meant
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57:23 <elite_zero> the best one of all pasta sauce brands...
57:31 <invizzi> an its got shitty meat in it
57:35 Nick: Bass`Babe85 is now known as Alucard
57:40 <invizzi> whats so hard about getting your own mince?
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58:07 <invizzi> i have used the actual Bolognese sauce you add to mince and it actually tastes ok
58:28 <elite_zero> yeah
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58:46 <elite_zero> usually the can can be used for a 250 grams of mince beef + the pasta
59:04 <elite_zero> it actually has meats on it already
59:07 <elite_zero> but very little
59:12 <elite_zero> so you need minced beef
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59:30 <database> eggs
59:31 <Bass`Babe85> harr harr
59:31 <invizzi> probably meat scrapped off an abattoir workers boot
59:36 <elite_zero> I bet it has more salts than other brands
59:42 <elite_zero> cos it tastes a bit salty.
59:51 <elite_zero> lol.
59:52 <invizzi> salt is all the urine
00:05 <elite_zero> how do u know urine is salty?
00:08 <elite_zero> have u tasted them?
00:13 <invizzi> everyone has tasted their own piss before
00:15 <invizzi> dont pretend
00:20 <elite_zero> not me
00:36 <invizzi> im sure you have inadvertently when you failed to wash your hands
00:53 <elite_zero> I dont like urine
00:56 <invizzi> as for me story, i recall it happened when i was a little kid
00:59 <invizzi> i was curious
01:02 <elite_zero> I prefer to drinkl water, sodas, juices, etc
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01:26 <invizzi> i drink water, poison and shakes
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01:57 <elite_zero> water is good, healthy, and very cheap
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02:02 <elite_zero> but somtimes they are boring
02:12 <elite_zero> and hence the needs of drinking sodas
02:14 <invizzi> i have my own filtration system
02:14 <elite_zero> and juices.
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02:28 <elite_zero> I drink water direct from the tap.
02:28 <invizzi> it costs alot in electricity to heat the condensation thing
02:30 <elite_zero> tap water.
02:35 <elite_zero> I dont heat them
02:39 <invizzi> tap water is full of mind control poison
02:43 <elite_zero> I drink them direct from the tap
02:50 <elite_zero> Melb water is crytal water
02:56 <elite_zero> the world's #1 cleanest water
03:00 <elite_zero> been doing so for years
03:07 <elite_zero> and I never got sick.
03:07 <invizzi> thats why i am a free thinker because i filter my water
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03:29 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> melbourne does NOT have the cleanest water in the world
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03:34 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> it depends what suburb you live in
03:34 <elite_zero> unless u dont live in Melb,
03:43 <elite_zero> u would cook water beforte u consume it
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03:52 <elite_zero> you dont have to cook them before cunsumption in melb
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04:27 <elite_zero> unless u live in the west suburbs...cos the last time I went there by train, the water from the tap was very dirty
04:36 <invizzi> so in asia they cant drink the dirty water so they all get to enjoy the luxury of pure clean water from bottles every day
04:40 <elite_zero> wondering if the households taps in west suburbs have the same dirty water
04:51 <elite_zero> invizzi, how expensive
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04:52 <invizzi> we have water full of chemicals but because we dont get the runs from it we all have to suffer
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04:58 <invizzi> not expensive at all
04:59 <spilly> elite_zero: NO
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05:13 <invizzi> i have to drink heavy water form rusted taps
05:15 <spilly> Hi MZRAAWR
05:22 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> the quality of water in frankston, for example, is comparable with the water quality in Somalia im fairly certain
05:33 <elite_zero> really
05:34 <elite_zero> hmmm
05:43 <invizzi> lol heavy water from a nuclear fuel generator
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05:44 <elite_zero> in the eastern suburbs, the water is clean
05:57 <elite_zero> I drink water from the tap all the time
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05:58 <invizzi> i meant hard water
06:06 <MrM5|P0keR> who cares about franga
06:08 <MrM5|P0keR> lol
06:09 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> oh i thought u meant hard dick
06:11 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> sorry
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06:28 <elite_zero> all I know is water in Melb in general is clean
06:36 <elite_zero> it was on the newspaper the other time
06:39 <elite_zero> Crystal water
06:41 <invizzi> adelaide has the hardest watrer in the country
06:45 <elite_zero> clear as crystal
06:58 <invizzi> if the newspaper said it then it must be false
07:06 <invizzi> they have money to make from the flouride scam
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07:09 <elite_zero> no because I witnessed it myself
07:13 <elite_zero> I drink them everyday
07:16 <elite_zero> for so many years
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07:29 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> i lived in adelaide for 18 years
07:32 <elite_zero> and not to mention cheap.
07:33 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> and would not even return for a holiday.
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07:43 <elite_zero> cheapest drink of all the time
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07:49 <elite_zero> cheap and healthy.
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08:51 <diditforthelulz> stupid join/part floodz ban
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09:02 <elite_zero> I bought 5 cans of Campbells Spaghetti sauce from Safeway ONLINE a few hrs ago
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09:11 <elite_zero> enough for 5 dinners
09:15 <elite_zero> cheap, too
09:18 <elite_zero> 2 bucks each can
09:24 <elite_zero> plus the minced beef and pasta
09:26 <elite_zero> cheap and good.
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10:39 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> elite_zero - is your name Jason, FMI ?
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10:52 <elite_zero> no
11:00 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> OK.
11:00 <elite_zero> there are 1000000 Jasons in Oz
11:02 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> bye xx
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12:40 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> you are jason. dont lie.
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14:10 <bda> i wish fast food joints would server chips without salt
14:13 <bda> and just make you add salt if you want it
14:26 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> yes - its a really pressing issue in the world right now
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14:34 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> people are dying of aids, starvation, in wars etc
14:42 <BitterSweetSymphony> are there any other good places to chat other than irc?
14:44 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> and we're worried because food places put salt on chips
14:55 <bda> i'm glad you see where i'm coming from.
15:08 <BitterSweetSymphony> hehe
15:17 <bda> don't worry ADRIANA-XENIDES
15:18 <elite_zero> I like chicken salts on chips
15:28 <database> i luv chikken salt
15:28 <bda> next time they're looking for aids donations or cancer or some other shit that will never be cured
15:31 <bda> you make sure to donate ok
15:35 <elite_zero> I usually have mcCain fries from the pan NOT from the oven and put chicken salts on them
15:41 <elite_zero> tasted great
15:46 <elite_zero> I wanted to have more and more
15:48 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> oh no. i have to actually put the pump into my car to put petrol in.
15:48 <PandasDontDrive> dammit
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15:50 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> my life is over.
15:55 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> im going to commit tommorow.
16:02 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> this is such an inconvenience
16:04 <bda> what i'm saying is
16:07 <bda> salt is bad for you
16:11 <bda> everyone eats too much of it.
16:22 <database> what about sea salt
16:25 <elite_zero> I like sweets too
16:26 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> thanks dr. phil
16:27 <elite_zero> well not now
16:33 <elite_zero> i always bought sugar free drinks now
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16:43 <elite_zero> cos I dont wanna have probelms with my teeth
16:49 <database> sugar free drinks areworse for u than sugar drinks
16:53 <bda> the other day i was at maccas and asked for no salt on my chips. and tehy said, "oh..we'll have to put more on"
16:54 <elite_zero> but still a bit of sugar is ok
16:55 <bda> i don't give a shit
16:59 <bda> put some god damn chips on
17:11 <database> the chemicals in sugar free products r fucking bad
17:32 <elite_zero> bda, does mcdonalds put chicken salts on chips or just plain salts?
17:39 <bda> plain salt
17:40 <elite_zero> cos plain salts are not really delicious
17:42 <database> but no1 reLLY CARES about their health just calories
17:42 <elite_zero> ah well
17:48 <elite_zero> at KFC, ull get chicken salts
17:52 <uid0> heh
17:55 <elite_zero> just like what I get at home
17:58 <bda> everybody cares about it saying "fat free"
18:00 <bda> they don't care about salt
18:01 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> i have a REALLY, REALLY GOOD IDEA
18:06 <bda> but high salt gives you high blood pressure
18:06 <uid0> or the sugar
18:06 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> how about you just NOT EAT THERE
18:10 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> :o
18:13 <database> fat free still has loads of calories
18:18 <uid0> sugar!
18:22 <elite_zero> bda, yes but u dont eat MUCh of salts everyday
18:23 <uid0> sugar is bad!
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18:24 <elite_zero> only a bit
18:28 <elite_zero> when eating chips, etc
18:32 <elite_zero> therefpre is ok
18:38 <bda> all i'm saying is, it should be illegal for fast foods joints to pre salt chips
18:39 <BitterSweetSymphony> i agree with you bda
18:41 <bda> if you want salt, put it on yourself
18:50 <BitterSweetSymphony> completely
18:50 <elite_zero> bda, then the chips will be tasteless
18:53 <elite_zero> no tastes
18:54 <elite_zero> and boring
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19:04 <BitterSweetSymphony> you have the option to put salt on though elite_zero or ask for salt
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19:21 <uid0> hmm
19:21 <elite_zero> too many words
19:25 <uid0> in mcdonalds
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19:26 <ADRIANA-XENIDES> we should also have the option of red or blue straws
19:26 <JohnFromTheClub> lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo
19:31 <uid0> theres so much wrong with the chips
19:32 <elite_zero> I prefer not to say "can I have salts on my chips please"
19:34 <uid0> apart from the salt
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19:40 <uid0> nutritionally
19:46 <elite_zero> big macs are getting smaller now
19:52 <elite_zero> I had 3 big macs the other day
19:56 <Jeffy> elite_zero: ask them to make it with qtr pounder meat
19:57 <Jeffy> :P
20:02 <elite_zero> and I felt like I had little pieces of breads
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20:12 <bda> i guarantee big macs are no where near as big as they used to be
20:17 <elite_zero> when I was 10 I remember it was thick if not so big
20:21 <elite_zero> and now so small and thin
20:29 <elite_zero> or maybe it's just me who has grown up big now
20:29 <elite_zero> lol
20:35 <elite_zero> so it looks small and thin.
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21:30 <bda> hi julie
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21:38 <bda> do you agree everything we eat has too much salt in it these days?
21:45 <elite_zero> big mac used to have three breads between the two meats
21:48 <elite_zero> now only two breads
22:00 <uid0> i eat good food :) not mcdonalds!
22:07 <elite_zero> food anc hips?
22:11 <uid0> but
22:12 <elite_zero> u can cook them yourself
22:14 <elite_zero> steak sandwich
22:17 <uid0> more importantly
22:22 <uid0> i am outraged
22:30 <uid0> that they call it "instant messaging"
22:37 <uid0> its obviously not instant
22:48 <uid0> it always takes upwards of 0.500ms
22:48 <bda> you're taking it out of context.
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23:00 <Livinia> elite_zero, where abouts in melbourne are you from?
23:13 <bda> it was called instant messenging when compared to email.
23:23 <uid0> yea, well
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23:41 <uid0> i suppose mcdonalds is called food when compared to cow crap
23:56 <BitterSweetSymphony> hahaha
24:00 <bda> everyone, i instruct you to read this
24:01 <bda> http://users.tpg.com.au/pschamb/mls.html
24:03 <bda> now
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24:21 <BitterSweetSymphony> what's that bda?
24:25 <Livinia> bda: are you one of them anti-mcdonalds people?
24:29 <BitterSweetSymphony> and why do we read it?
25:03 <bda> not anti-mcdonalds at all
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25:57 <Pieter> ooohhh
25:59 <Pieter> pretty colours
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26:53 <JohnFromTheClub> lmaoooooooooo @ Pieter
27:02 <uid0> i am more concerned about high sugar in foods than high salt
27:05 <Pieter> cant wait for this windows 7 download to complete
27:06 <uid0> i got a baby
27:11 <uid0> he cries a lot
27:12 <Pieter> retail windows 7 is out
27:13 <Pieter> :))
27:13 <uid0> needs salt
27:19 <uid0> doesn't need lots of sugar tho
27:33 <Pieter> sugar is fine
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27:42 <Pieter> nothing wrong with sugar
27:45 <Pieter> sugar canes make sugar
27:49 <Pieter> sugar is sweet
27:50 <Pieter> like me
27:57 <uid0> sugar makes baby go HYPO!
27:59 <Pieter> i taste like cinnamon!
28:01 <elite_zero> piweter, I know
28:11 <elite_zero> I got free upgrade to Windows 7
28:15 <elite_zero> from my new laptop
28:21 <Sgt-Splode> If excess-sugar turns you into Pieter ... I have to cut back
28:27 <bejuggle> Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
28:28 <bejuggle> mad.
28:29 <bejuggle> mad.
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28:47 <elite_zero> pieter, ur not gonna back up your files?
28:56 <elite_zero> windows 7 needs more RAM anyway
29:03 <elite_zero> 4 GB RAM will be decent
29:06 <elite_zero> like Vista
29:15 <elite_zero> if u got 1 GB ram, it will slow down
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29:20 <elite_zero> it will be slow.
29:28 <uid0> windows 7 looks like an unindexed disk when viewed by unix
29:31 <elite_zero> some laptops even got 8 GB RAM slots
29:32 <Pieter> I have 1gb
29:36 <elite_zero> I mean 8 GB?!
29:37 <uid0> and is formatted instatly
29:40 <elite_zero> 8 GB are much
29:40 <uid0> as it should be
29:43 <elite_zero> must be very fast
29:43 <bda> is this windows 7 ultimate?
29:51 <Pieter> yeh ultimate
29:54 <bda> legit?
29:57 <elite_zero> no
29:59 <elite_zero> illegal
30:00 <elite_zero> I bet
30:01 <elite_zero> lol
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30:05 <bda> no i meant
30:10 <Pieter> its a amd x2 64 3800+
30:11 <bda> it's not a virus infected version
30:13 <bda> it's a legit copy
30:16 <Pieter> or 3400+ cant rmember
30:18 <Pieter> its 2ghz
30:23 <elite_zero> just buy a new approved laptop or desktop
30:27 <Pieter> the motherboard is fucking supreme
30:31 <elite_zero> u will get free upgrade to Windows 7
30:32 <uid0> elite_zero illegal elite_zero I bet elite_zero lol * niceperson ([email protected]) has left #melbourne
30:33 <elite_zero> FREE.
30:38 <Pieter> stebie sold it to me cheap
30:41 <Pieter> i love him for it
30:44 <uid0> connection?
30:46 <Pieter> but he forgot to gimme the drivers cd
30:51 <bda> i have a listing of legit windows 7 iso md5 hashes if you want to compare
30:55 <bda> to check it's not infected
30:56 <Pieter> so i was in hell getting everything going
31:00 <Pieter> hrm
31:05 <Pieter> the hashes match
31:08 <elite_zero> poieter, how much is your RAM?
31:11 <elite_zero> physical memory
31:13 <Pieter> i checked the comments
31:15 <Pieter> 1gb
31:18 <elite_zero> ah
31:19 <Pieter> with 512 onboard
31:19 <elite_zero> not good
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31:24 <bda> http://feeds.4sysops.com/~r/4sysops/~3/Lz99WLHoeIs/
31:27 <elite_zero> gonna slow down when u open applications
31:27 <bda> that's the hash list i have.
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31:37 <Pieter> all im gonna be doing is using this for a media server and net client
31:41 <elite_zero> what is the max slots of RAM u got there, peter?
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31:45 <Pieter> my games go in the xb360
31:48 <Pieter> 4 slots
31:52 <elite_zero> I mean as in GB
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31:58 <elite_zero> so u can add more GB on it
32:00 <Pieter> memory is in slots 1 and 3
32:03 <Pieter> interleave
32:09 <Pieter> yeh
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32:15 <Pieter> i dunno what max is
32:21 <elite_zero> some laptops got up to 8 GB RAM slots
32:25 <bda> how could this be win7 rtm
32:25 <elite_zero> I cant believe it
32:30 <bda> it hasn't even been released to technet yet
32:33 <Pieter> manual is in the box in the hallway closet
32:34 <elite_zero> it must be very fast for applications
32:42 <Pieter> hrm
32:51 <Pieter> microsoft already put out a report saying its been leaked
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33:03 <Pieter> its definately the retail ver
33:11 <bda> x64 ultimate?
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33:19 <elite_zero> wow 64 bit...
33:21 <elite_zero> nice.
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33:24 <bda> hook me up
33:28 <elite_zero> the 32 bit one is ok
33:31 <Pieter> yeh
33:33 <elite_zero> but if u can get 64 bit, get it
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33:35 <Pieter> x64
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33:54 <bda> is Bassbabe ok?
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34:03 <bda> she is now
34:10 <bda> Pieter
34:19 <bda> hook me up with x64 ultimate
34:34 <bda> and some sort of activation hack would come in handy too
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35:11 <JohnFromTheClub> Pieter couldnt find you a version of vista full stop hes a shit talker
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35:32 <Pieter> wha?
35:42 <Pieter> yeh theres no activation hack yet bda`
35:44 <Pieter> well there is
35:49 <Pieter> but its only till 2010
35:57 <Pieter> but should be long enough until one is released
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36:12 <bda> impressive
36:14 <bda> where are you finding this shit?
36:16 <bda> demonoid?
36:31 <Pieter> i used mininova
36:33 <Adam> go on torrentleech
36:44 <Adam> atleast its fast
37:04 <Pieter> 7600.16385.090713-1255_x64fre_client_en-us_Retail_Ultimate-GRMCULXFRER_EN_DVD.iso
37:06 <Pieter> is the filename
37:18 Part: paradox ([email protected]) from #melbourne
37:25 <Pieter> normally i use vuze
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37:33 <bda> how big is the iso?
37:35 <Pieter> it finds the fastest servers
37:38 <Pieter> 3gb
37:48 <Pieter> compared to the 2.3gb for the x86 version
37:48 <elite_zero> piratebay?
37:49 <Pieter> brb
37:49 <Adam> how fast do u download at pieter
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37:53 <elite_zero> torrent?
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39:51 <Pieter> ive hit speeds of 2.3mb/sec
40:08 <Adam> cool
40:08 <Pieter> but at the moment, torrent is at 75k/sec average
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40:14 <Adam> yeah
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40:21 <Adam> use torrentleech ull get 1mb a sec
40:24 <Adam> on torrents
40:24 <Pieter> i just installed utorrent ... its not what i normally use
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40:35 <Pieter> vuze allows me to set every option you could imagine
40:38 <Adam> private trackers are much better
40:55 <Adam> yeah i use the old azureus
41:00 <Pieter> trackers dont have anything to do with it
41:02 <Adam> its basically vuze
41:07 <Adam> without all the video crap
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41:25 <Adam> i dont touch public torrents
41:27 <Adam> way too slow
41:27 <Pieter> just gotta know how to keep your modem less congested
41:34 <bda> hmmm
41:36 <bda> wish i wasn't capped
41:36 <Pieter> bring down connnection limits
41:38 <bda> 64kbps sucks
41:54 <Pieter> upload limits, keep it a few kb/sec lower than your max output
42:02 <elite_zero> I dont use Mu torrent
42:02 <Pieter> mtu
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42:06 <elite_zero> I use BITtorrent
42:07 <Pieter> they are the basics
42:07 <bda> i'd rather just pay an extra $10 for 1gb than be capped.
42:16 <Pieter> vuze has always been the best one for me
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42:23 <elite_zero> Bit torrent and mu (u) torrent are different applications
42:23 <bda> vuze is pure shit
42:28 <bda> vuze is bloated java crap
42:28 <Pieter> im never capped
42:29 <Adam> i use azureus with seba14 hack which tells the tracker im uploading alot when im not
42:32 <bda> i use utorrent
42:34 <Pieter> not any more
42:40 <Pieter> vuze is awesome
42:45 <Pieter> also includes media server
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42:49 <elite_zero> I used to use utorrent and itw as confusing
42:52 <Pieter> not that its intended to be used that way
42:55 <elite_zero> then I downloaded bit torrent
42:58 <elite_zero> and all was easy
43:04 <Pieter> if utorrent is confusing, then vuze is definately not for you
43:06 <Pieter> :p
43:12 <bda> adam
43:18 <bda> is there a similar hack for utorrent?
43:19 <Adam> if u want an invite to torrentleech.org let me know
43:22 <Adam> i got 1 left
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43:37 <elite_zero> piratebay got no porn on it nowaways
43:41 Join: HOTBICHICK ([email protected]) to #melbourne
43:41 <elite_zero> only music, movies
43:43 <Adam> 1 everyweek i think
43:47 <elite_zero> hollywood and tv series
44:14 <Adam> just go on pussytorrents.org for porn
44:14 <elite_zero> some other torrent sites got porn on them
44:39 <elite_zero> adam, it's just pussy. whats so is so interesting about it
44:52 <Adam> its got full porn vids
44:58 <Adam> updated daily
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45:27 <Adam> i dont really use it
45:30 Nick: Lilah is now known as Lilah[away]
45:49 <Adam> when u get a girl pregnant u get over sex
45:49 <Adam> lol
45:53 Part: Interesting ([email protected]) from #melbourne
45:56 <Sgt-Splode> How is babby formed
46:28 Part: elite_zero ([email protected]) from #melbourne
46:36 * MrM5 yawns
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47:05 <Adam> tv is so boring
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49:12 <bda> hmm
49:17 <bda> this seba14 is interesting
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49:35 <Adam> yeah
49:38 <Adam> its good
50:01 <Adam> its only good for private trackers
50:04 <Adam> to keep ur ratio up
50:23 <Bee_Hornet> fair enough crackers
50:33 <Adam> lol
50:38 <database> bzz..
50:43 <Bee_Hornet> bzzz
51:11 <Bee_Hornet> now you take more than you give
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51:27 <Bee_Hornet> ...what about me...i'm overseas
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55:27 <Bee_Hornet> i m back got disc
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03:43 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o Netz
03:57 <Netz> From little things big things grow
04:18 <Netz> Imagine the injustice
04:23 Part: Sgt-Splode ([email protected]) from #melbourne
04:30 <Netz> And we can have justice!
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06:17 <Lilah[away]> I kicked stebie's ass in Age of Empires 3
06:18 <Lilah[away]> WOOOOOOOOO
06:23 * Lilah[away] hugs Netz
06:43 <stebie> pityvictory !
06:58 * Lilah[away] giggles
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07:03 <Pieter> ehehh @ mandy asking me out
07:13 <Pieter> theres only 1 pussy for me!
07:16 <Pieter> fluffy!
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07:28 <Bee_Hornet> go out mang
07:52 <Pieter> maybe
07:52 <bejuggle> Hmmmmmmmmmm.
07:57 <Pieter> its gonna lead to sex
08:02 <Bee_Hornet> yep sure will
08:06 * bejuggle sings chocolate rain!
08:08 <Pieter> so im kinda not thinking about it hard
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08:10 <Pieter> i rather not
08:12 <Pieter> :)
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09:03 <Bee_Hornet> i m calling a working-tranny tonight
09:06 <JohnFromTheClub> Pieter is a liar
09:08 Part: bda ([email protected]) from #melbourne
09:09 <JohnFromTheClub> no one asked him out
09:20 <Netz> sizzle!
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10:07 <Matty^^> lol strange gal
10:15 <Pieter> no one at all
10:24 <database> i keep burping
10:25 <Pieter> JohnFromTheClub : what club do you belong to?
10:30 <Pieter> JohnFromTheClub : Yooralla?
10:38 <Matty^^> LOLL
10:41 <Pieter> database : when you said that, i burped :/
10:43 Part: irc_shrink ([email protected]) from #melbourne
10:46 <database> cool
10:53 Mode: (by ChanOP) -b *!*@115.64.B3646D.7D0060
10:54 <Matty^^> hes that old man that sits on flinders st with his chair and hand out for money
10:57 <Pieter> Yooralla people is helping JohnFromTheClub achieve
11:04 <Bee_Hornet> I need one of them yellow bottle to dump shits
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11:13 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v diditforthelulz
11:17 <Bee_Hornet> plus 100
11:21 Join: FredBert ([email protected]) to #melbourne
11:23 <FredBert> hi hi hi
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11:54 <JohnFromTheClub> Netz: sizzle
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12:04 Quit: Bazza ([email protected]) Quit:
12:26 <Netz> JohnFromTheClub: u dancing at da club tonite?
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12:40 <Netz> PsychoticMouse: from little things, big things grow!
12:41 Part: soccerPlaya ([email protected]) from #melbourne
12:50 <PsychoticMouse> lol Netz
12:52 <PsychoticMouse> how are you
13:06 <Netz> PsychoticMouse: very hornay, so keep away or be banged!
13:17 <Bee_Hornet> Aliens are tiny but clever
13:39 Part: Bee_Hornet ([email protected]) from #melbourne
13:54 <PsychoticMouse> lol Netz i think its the season for it
13:55 <PsychoticMouse> :P
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14:17 <GF_For_Rent> hi
14:30 <Netz> GF_For_Rent: is that u, Belle?
14:30 <Matty^^> hey Netz
14:33 <Netz> Matty^^: sizzle
14:36 <PsychoticMouse> hi GF_For_Rent
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15:31 <FredBert> guys
15:35 <FredBert> you HAVE to see this
15:36 <FredBert> http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/5168/creepy1qm0.jpg
15:41 <FredBert> front page news lol
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16:42 <Adam> can any1 c this pic http://www.flickr.com/photos/40843110@N07/3761249011/
16:46 <Adam> or do u need to sign in
17:09 <Netz> Adam: anyone can see it
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18:16 <FredBert> http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/5168/creepy1qm0.jpg
18:17 <FredBert> :D
18:20 <database> eggbert
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18:43 * PsychoticMouse hides Netz feather collection
18:44 Kick: FredBert was kicked by ChanOP ([Netz] repeatedly pasting lude pix)
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20:32 Nick: Mouse is now known as PsychoticMouse
20:36 Mode: (by ChanOP) +b *!*Lamy@*.bigpond.net.au
20:36 Kick: JohnFromTheClub was kicked by ChanOP ((diditforthelulz) themayo known wanker. hence ban)
20:44 <Angryman> asl
20:45 <PsychoticMouse> oh blah
21:01 * PsychoticMouse almost throws his modem across the road
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21:34 <thewantedone> any hott guys wanna chat? MSG ME
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21:39 <Wortho> your a dude
21:39 Join: katir ([email protected]) to #melbourne
21:41 <Wortho> arent you
21:58 <thewantedone> any hott guys wanna chat? MSG ME
22:02 <database> ll
22:05 <Netz> Wortho: state your postcode
22:08 <database> not this fag again!!!!!!!!
22:10 <Pieter> heh
22:12 Kick: thewantedone was kicked by Netz (no repeating)
22:14 <Pieter> ringo star is on chan 7
22:15 <Wortho> 3521
22:18 <Wortho> =P
22:23 <Netz> Pyalong?
22:25 <Netz> surely not
22:27 <Wortho> im coming over in sept though :p
22:28 <diditforthelulz> hai jamie
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22:37 <Netz> diditforthelulz: good evening, clubber!
22:38 Join: Knux ([email protected]) to #melbourne
22:40 <Knux> Me!
22:45 <Netz> Knux: omg, is that u?
22:50 <Knux> yup
22:54 <Netz> Knux: it cant be!
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23:01 <Knux> been back for a few days... but havnt seen you again yet netz
23:06 <Knux> came but JUST for you
23:06 <Netz> Knux: u from the code with three 3s?
23:11 <Knux> *nods*
23:17 <Knux> still hornay
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23:19 <Netz> Knux: omg, u are making me hornay again!
23:21 <Wortho> so
23:24 <Knux> hah!
23:25 <Netz> Knux: i'm wet now
23:27 <Wortho> whats the deal for over in melbs
23:30 <Netz> Knux: u moist too?
23:31 <Wortho> whats to check out
23:35 <Knux> dripping
23:37 <Netz> Wortho: are u really from Pyalong?
23:40 Part: elroy ([email protected]) from #melbourne
23:42 <Netz> Knux: we must hook up - urgently!
23:43 <Pieter> im moist
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23:51 <Pieter> i think i did a diahorrhea
23:51 <Netz> Pieter: `is your lover servicing u?
23:52 <Pieter> :(
23:56 <Wortho> no, perth, coming over to melbs in september
23:59 <Pieter> no
24:04 <Netz> Wortho: that's hot - we'd love to have u!
24:05 <Pieter> i got no lover tonight :(
24:20 <Knux> diditforthelulz... winning nic
24:32 <Wortho> so
24:32 <Hal9000> wow, all those Mr nicknames and no MZ ones
24:36 <Wortho> whats to check out
24:37 <Netz> Knux: i imitated that and was DidItForTheSluts
24:37 <Wortho> in melbs
24:41 <Wortho> staying in st kilda
24:44 <Knux> Hehehe
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24:54 <Netz> Wortho: are u staying at the Novotel overlooking St Kilda Beach?
25:05 <Wortho> Nah, Base Hostel
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25:25 Nick: Mouse is now known as PsychoticMouse
25:26 <Netz> Wortho: at the hostels, it's orgies after midnite every nite
25:35 <Wortho> \m/
25:45 <Netz> Wortho: U are coming to Melbourne for sex, right?
25:47 <MrPresident> and Netz has his finger on the pulse of orgies!
25:48 <Wortho> haha, nah
25:51 <Wortho> got a gf
25:52 <Netz> MrPresident: always!
25:56 <Netz> Wortho: is she coming?
25:59 <Wortho> neg
26:02 <PsychoticMouse> blah
26:05 <MrPresident> she'll be coming alright!
26:09 <MrPresident> multiple times!
26:11 <Wortho> drinks, streetart, clubs, and to see the brother
26:12 <PandasDontDrive> yea
26:12 <Netz> Wortho: does she mind you are trekking across our great land alone?
26:14 <PandasDontDrive> sometimes
26:16 <Hal9000> tarts!
26:20 <Wortho> haha not in the slightest
26:21 <PandasDontDrive> women multiple cum
26:22 <PandasDontDrive> WOW
26:24 <Hal9000> and annoying fat girls who giggle lots!
26:25 <PandasDontDrive> its so weird hey
26:28 <PandasDontDrive> i duno how it happens
26:29 <MrPresident> wait, you you gonna see, Wortho?
26:31 <Netz> Hal9000: are u one?
26:33 <PandasDontDrive> i fink u gotta have sex ay
26:33 <PandasDontDrive> :P
27:01 <Wortho> MrPresident, gonna see?
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27:27 <Netz> St Kilda - Base Backpackers - 17 Carlisle Street, St Kilda
27:32 <Netz> Wortho: we know where to find u :)
27:33 <MrPresident> oh, i thought you were gonna meet someone, Wortho
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27:56 <Nemesis> :/
28:32 <Knux> how do i get rid of all that adress shit ater people join. I just re-d/led mirc at my gf's house and cant rememebr how i got rid of it
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28:35 <Knux> after*
28:43 <Pieter> no personal info Netz !
28:46 <Wortho> Netz, 1st - 10th of Sept
28:48 <Pieter> :)
28:53 <Wortho> Netz, now you know when
28:53 <Netz> Wortho: oh wow, the dates too!
28:56 <Pieter> no dates Wortho !
28:57 <Wortho> lol
28:57 <Matty^^> Knux: why would u use irc if u have a gf
28:58 <Pieter> :)
29:02 <Netz> Wortho: we'll be waiting to greet u!
29:05 <Netz> Pieter: yes sir, ban me!
29:12 <Knux> she gets busy
29:13 <Pieter> i cant :(
29:14 <Netz> Matty^^: Do u have a lover?
29:21 <Matty^^> lol women are head fucks
29:23 <Knux> and i like to remember where i was before i had one
29:24 <Netz> Knux is more hornay for us here than his GF :)
29:30 <MrM5> lol
29:35 <Pieter> im gonna write longie a massive email telling him you broke a rule!
29:36 <Pieter> :p
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29:39 <Wortho> sooo
29:46 <Nemesis> Matty^^: did you just realized that now?
29:46 <Pieter> sooo
29:46 Part: PsychoticMouse ([email protected]) from #melbourne
29:46 <Netz> Pieter: you must, sinners like me must be exposed!
29:48 <Wortho> is there anything i have to see when im over there?
29:49 <Pieter> rabbits eat people
29:49 <Knux> wait. none of you answered my question
29:50 Nick: Mouse is now known as PsychoticMouse
30:00 <Netz> Knux: google it!
30:00 <Wortho> im planning on blowing my wad at the crown
30:04 <Pieter> Netz : its ok, i forgive you my son
30:08 <Pieter> I love all my children
30:11 <Pieter> :)
30:12 <Netz> Wortho: in whose face?
30:16 * Knux head a splode
30:26 <Matty^^> no Nemesis ages ago
30:36 <Wortho> Netz, depends who I find in crown
30:38 <Nemesis> Matty^^: just making sure...
30:42 Quit: diditforthelulz ([email protected]) Ping timeout: 121 seconds
30:48 * PsychoticMouse looks around
30:48 <Knux> Noooo!
30:51 <Matty^^> :)
30:51 <^FrEaK4HiM^> Nite all
30:51 <Knux> The lulz!
30:56 <Netz> Wortho: if it's sluts you're after then you're in luck at Crown!
31:14 <Nemesis> ^FrEaK4HiM^: sweet nightmares
31:18 <Wortho> Netz, not really
31:21 <^FrEaK4HiM^> lol Netzy
31:22 <Wortho> Netz, got a gf
31:25 <Netz> ^FrEaK4HiM^: hullo!
31:25 <^FrEaK4HiM^> cheers Nem
31:31 <Nemesis> np
31:36 <^FrEaK4HiM^> Hey Netzy you sexy beast
31:37 <^FrEaK4HiM^> nite
31:40 <Knux> Wortho, why are you on IRC if you have a gf?
31:46 <Wortho> Im at work
31:47 <Netz> Wortho: u go to the Burswood Cashino often?
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31:52 <Wortho> need to kill time
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31:58 <Matty^^> hey ^FrEaK4HiM^
32:02 <Wortho> Netz, used to work there lol
32:07 <Nemesis> kill time???
32:12 <Nemesis> hah
32:14 <Netz> Wortho: omg, hardcore
32:17 <Knux> i should have thought of that
32:25 Part: bringbakthebush ([email protected]) from #melbourne
32:25 <Netz> Wortho: state the nature of your employment now
32:38 <Wortho> Netz, work at Westnet now haha
32:46 <Netz> Wortho: omg, internet hardcore
32:53 Part: undercoverlover ([email protected]) from #melbourne
33:07 <Netz> Wortho: and you're hard at work there, testing their connection to Austnet IRC servers?
33:07 Part: StrangeLittleGirl ([email protected]) from #melbourne
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33:15 <Knux> heh
33:16 * Lilah[away] is away: Zzz
33:20 <PandasDontDrive> aha
33:42 <Wortho> Netz, nah, I'm at ANZ atm
33:47 <Wortho> Netz, 2 jobs
33:56 Mode: (by stebie) -b Bass`Babe85!*@*
33:59 <Netz> Wortho: you must be robbing it, as it is outside banking hours
34:01 Part: Octavian ([email protected]) from #melbourne
34:07 <Wortho> nah
34:07 <Pieter> haha @ chan 7
34:14 <Pieter> he's humping the synth
34:18 <Knux> and Wortho goes "shit! Foiled again!"
34:20 <Wortho> Netz, Cheque processing is done after hours
34:29 <Netz> Wortho: omg, u have to scan them into the system?
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34:41 <Nemesis> well, at least you're not working for the CBA, i don't have to skim your c/card
34:43 <Nemesis> :>
34:45 <Knux> oh good. Wortho, i have to bank a cheque at an ANZ soon.
34:46 <Netz> haha
34:47 <Netz> hot
35:11 <Knux> ad a coulpe of 0's for me
35:20 <Netz> The Commonwealth Bank bought out W.A's BankWest anyway
35:22 * Nemesis is not romanian
35:27 <Nemesis> ;p
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35:54 <Nemesis> i'm deeply annoyed at this download speed
35:56 Join: PsychoticMouse ([email protected]) to #melbourne
36:01 <Nemesis> so annnnnoooyed
36:05 <Nemesis> >:/
36:06 <Netz> PsychoticMouse: my, u are restless!
36:09 <PsychoticMouse> blah
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36:16 <Angryman> Bankwest is Australian?
36:23 <Netz> Westpac owns St George and Bank SA
36:26 Part: HOTBICHICK ([email protected]) from #melbourne
36:26 <PsychoticMouse> Netz its stupid 3G broadband
36:31 <PsychoticMouse> wont stay connected
36:32 <Netz> PsychoticMouse: on ur fone?
36:38 <Nemesis> st georges bank sucks wangz0r
36:38 <PsychoticMouse> hell no
36:42 <PsychoticMouse> im not that silly
36:43 <Netz> PsychoticMouse: on a dongle?
36:46 <Angryman> I always thought Bankwest was from Dubai or something.
36:47 <PsychoticMouse> yu p
36:50 <Knux> Netz : He types fast for a phone connection!
36:55 <Angryman> Abu Dahbi
36:58 <Netz> Knux: i was about to say!
36:59 Part: Wortho ([email protected]) from #melbourne
37:01 <Nemesis> bankwest is from europe sin't?
37:07 <Netz> BankWest is from W.A.
37:10 <Netz> now owned by CBA
37:11 Part: Rob_Hot ([email protected]) from #melbourne
37:15 <Nemesis> eh
37:22 <Nemesis> lol@cba owning everything
37:24 <PandasDontDrive> cna i live to my last day
37:28 <PandasDontDrive> getting honeys that be nasty
37:28 <^FrEaK4HiM^> Hey Matty^^
37:31 <PandasDontDrive> !!! *sings
37:31 <^FrEaK4HiM^> nite
37:39 <Netz> "Bank of Western Australia (commonly known as BankWest) is a full service bank based in Perth, Western Australia"
37:39 Part: Hal9000 ([email protected]) from #melbourne
37:46 <Netz> it was sold in October 2008 to the Commonwealth Bank of Australia for AU$2.1 billion
37:46 <PsychoticMouse> hmmmmmm should i have bacon and eggs?
37:52 * Knux hits PandasDontDrive with a brick
38:10 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
38:14 <PandasDontDrive> a brick
38:18 <PandasDontDrive> cant stop the panda
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38:20 <Knux> its my thing
38:20 Mode: (by ChanOP) +v diditforthelulz
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38:25 <PandasDontDrive> dont even try fifty brix
38:26 <PandasDontDrive> :P
38:30 <PandasDontDrive> soon
38:34 <Nemesis> i did the big mistake changing pounds at the cba bank, the silly exhange rate changed before my eyes.
38:34 <PandasDontDrive> im crossing the road
38:35 <PandasDontDrive> port road
38:37 * Knux writes down "fifty bricks"
38:41 <PandasDontDrive> and im breakin in
38:44 <PandasDontDrive> this fucks house
38:44 <PsychoticMouse> lol knux next time use the whole wall
38:46 Join: Jaguar81 ([email protected]) to #melbourne
38:50 <PandasDontDrive> that his gf stole my shit
38:54 <PandasDontDrive> n ima do em both tonight
38:55 <PandasDontDrive> :D
38:57 Nick: Wortho[Work] is now known as Wortho
39:06 <Nemesis> do them with what?
39:10 <Nemesis> :P
39:13 <PandasDontDrive> my mate stopped me before but he aint here now
39:13 <PandasDontDrive> :P
39:15 <PandasDontDrive> loL
39:17 <Knux> are you still singing or did theis just get interesting PandasDontDrive?
39:22 <PandasDontDrive> he gettin some POON TANG
39:23 <PandasDontDrive> :P
39:27 <PandasDontDrive> naw man
39:27 <Nemesis> i see
39:29 <PandasDontDrive> this whore
39:32 <PandasDontDrive> stole my shit yo
39:38 <Nemesis> get it back
39:39 * Knux frowns
39:44 <PandasDontDrive> ima break my bond owning them
39:48 <PandasDontDrive> id tell u
39:48 <Wortho> fulleh
39:49 <Angryman> i wish i was getting some poo tang
39:49 <Wortho> sick
39:50 <PandasDontDrive> but not on irc
39:51 <Nemesis> how hard is it to just go over and ask
39:52 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
39:55 <PandasDontDrive> u can get done
39:58 <PandasDontDrive> for saying shit on irc
39:59 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
40:01 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
40:12 <Nemesis> can you
40:14 <Nemesis> now
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40:17 <Knux> balls. all you get done for is saying c... heh
40:25 <Nemesis> okay i'm going to bomb the crown casino!
40:29 <Nemesis> you see that
40:29 <Nemesis> !
40:30 Part: playtym ([email protected]) from #melbourne
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40:33 <Nemesis> yeah
40:34 <Nemesis> :P
40:50 Part: undercoverlover ([email protected]) from #melbourne
40:52 <Nemesis> make sure you don't walk past the 1st lot of pokie machines
40:54 <Knux> speaking of crown... do i drink the crown in the fridge or go outside and get a pure blonde?
40:57 <Nemesis> it's triggered
41:00 <Nemesis> kaboom
41:01 <Nemesis> !@!
41:09 <Knux> i know neither are the best... but theyre the choicese
41:09 <Nemesis> mobile phone reciever
41:28 <Nemesis> :P
41:30 <PandasDontDrive> lets drink
41:33 Part: bringbakthebush ([email protected]) from #melbourne
41:34 <PandasDontDrive> *passes beer round
41:36 <Nemesis> to what
41:36 <PandasDontDrive> :D
41:38 <Nemesis> ?
41:40 <PandasDontDrive> to life?
41:42 <PsychoticMouse> Knux - the crowny
41:44 <PandasDontDrive> to death?
41:46 <Nemesis> you haven't done anything yet
41:48 <Nemesis> LOL
41:52 <PandasDontDrive> to burning peoples houses down?
41:53 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
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41:56 <Knux> PandasDontDrive, were on irc... theres no life for miles
42:06 <Knux> PsychoticMouse - I thank you
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42:17 Part: boredstooge ([email protected]) from #melbourne
42:27 <Nemesis> go caveman style and spin a stick on a piece of bark, Panda
42:31 <Nemesis> :P
42:33 <Nemesis> :>
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43:01 <PandasDontDrive> back
43:06 <PandasDontDrive> hadda change song
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43:22 Part: Mr_SATISFACTION ([email protected]) from #melbourne
43:29 <Nemesis> ok
43:47 <Nemesis> ncis season 3
43:53 <Nemesis> finished
44:02 <Nemesis> finally
44:18 <Nemesis> errm what else should i download?
44:23 <Knux> Deep Space 9
44:27 <PandasDontDrive> errm
44:28 * Knux lols
44:30 <PandasDontDrive> that movie
44:34 <PandasDontDrive> wit farrell
44:34 Nick: MrM5 is now known as MrM5|BrB
44:38 <PandasDontDrive> lost in time
44:40 <PandasDontDrive> wtf is it
44:41 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
44:42 * Nemesis bitchslap Knux to the gamma quadrant
44:44 <PandasDontDrive> land of the lost?
45:01 Part: Matty^^ ([email protected]) from #melbourne
45:02 <Knux> Nemesis... that nick
45:05 <Knux> i should have known
45:10 <Nemesis> sorry i don't like dinosaurs
45:10 Nick: MrM5|BrB is now known as MrM5
45:33 <Nemesis> re5
45:35 <GF_For_Rent> .
45:43 <Nemesis> but it's anime
45:46 <Nemesis> fail
46:06 <Nemesis> the hangover?
46:11 <Nemesis> hmmms
46:12 <bejuggle> Hmmmmmmmmm.
46:13 <bejuggle> Mad.
46:32 * Knux is actually watching a DS9 now
47:01 <Knux> Transformers 2
47:01 Part: oby ([email protected]) from #melbourne
47:12 <Nemesis> nah seen that
47:22 Part: Wortho ([email protected]) from #melbourne
47:22 <PsychoticMouse> bbs gotta go get bacon
47:23 <Nemesis> nearly went deaf
47:24 <PsychoticMouse> :)
47:26 Part: spunkie ([email protected]) from #melbourne
47:33 <Knux> good luck, PsychoticMouse
47:40 <PsychoticMouse> i dont need luck....
47:52 <PsychoticMouse> just a damn warm jacket
48:42 <Angryman> Penis
48:49 Nick: Knux is now known as Knux|Away
48:51 <Knux|Away> bbs
48:59 Mode: (by ChanOP) -bb BERYL!*@* *!*@f58ac9a5.netspace.net.au
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52:01 Mode: (by ChanOP) +o snotface
52:07 <PandasDontDrive> i translate when my voice is read
52:12 <PandasDontDrive> transmit into this irc instead!
52:21 <database> ahh!!
53:40 <PandasDontDrive> :D
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